 
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
 
What animal is always at a baseball game?
A bat. 
 
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador. 
 
What do you call a fish without an eye?
A fsh.
 
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they are really good at it. 
 
Two fish are in a tank.
One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
 
Thieves broke into the police station last night and stole all the toilets.
A police spokesman said the police have nothing to go on. 
 
Why do you go to bed every night?
Because the bed won't come to you!
 
What did the traffic light say to the car?
Don’t look. I’m about to change.
 
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea (No eye deer). 
 
What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark
Do not consume if seal is broken 
 
What did the one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?
 
Why did the dolphin blush?
Because it saw the ocean's bottom. 
 
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
On the dark side.
 
How does a train eat?
It goes chew chew.
 
What do you call a fly with no wings?
a walk.
