ham	She said,'' do u mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute ? '' ''OK'', I sed in a sexy mood. She came out 5 minuts latr wid a cake...n My Wife,
ham	O ic lol. Should play 9 doors sometime yo
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ham	I not at home now lei...
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ham	Thursday night? Yeah, sure thing, we'll work it out then
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ham	How do you plan to manage that
ham	Today iZ Yellow rose day. If u love my frndship give me 1 misscall &amp; send this to ur frndZ &amp; See how many miss calls u get. If u get 6missed U marry ur Lover.
ham	Yeah there's barely enough room for the two of us, x has too many fucking shoes. Sorry man, see you later
ham	How i noe... She's in da car now... Later then c lar... I'm wearing shorts...
ham	My uncles in Atlanta. Wish you guys a great semester.
ham	Lol yes. Our friendship is hanging on a thread cause u won't buy stuff.
ham	Long after I quit. I get on only like 5 minutes a day as it is.
ham	Hiya , have u been paying money into my account? If so, thanks. Got a pleasant surprise when i checked my balance -u c, i don't get statements 4 that acc
ham	Small problem in auction:)punj now asking tiwary
ham	Ü neva tell me how i noe... I'm not at home in da aft wat... 
ham	I will cme i want to go to hos 2morow. After that i wil cme. This what i got from her dear what to do. She didnt say any time
ham	Wen ur lovable bcums angry wid u, dnt take it seriously.. Coz being angry is d most childish n true way of showing deep affection, care n luv!.. kettoda manda... Have nice day da.
ham	2 and half years i missed your friendship:-)
ham	Yo dude guess who just got arrested the other day
ham	Lol. Well quality aint bad at all so i aint complaining
ham	Not yet chikku..wat abt u?
ham	Alright we're hooked up, where you guys at
ham	Here got ur favorite oyster... N got my favorite sashimi... Ok lar i dun say already... Wait ur stomach start rumbling...
ham	Yes baby! We can study all the positions of the kama sutra ;)
ham	U GOIN OUT 2NITE?
ham	Cancel cheyyamo?and get some money back?
ham	What u talking bout early morning? It's almost noon where your at!
ham	Y lei?
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ham	Already one guy loving you:-.
ham	Just making dinner, you ?
ham	Ok da, i already planned. I wil pick you.
ham	Buzzzz! *grins* Did I buzz your ass? Buzz your chest ? Buzz your cock ? Where do you keep your phone ? Is the vibrator on ? Did you feel it shake ?
ham	Oh ok..
ham	hi baby im cruisin with my girl friend what r u up 2? give me a call in and hour at home if thats alright or fone me on this fone now love jenny xxx
ham	You dont know you jabo me abi.
ham	No management puzzeles.
ham	Yup i thk they r e teacher said that will make my face look longer. Darren ask me not 2 cut too short.
ham	Why you Dint come with us.
ham	Carry on not disturbing both of you
ham	Hey i will be late ah... Meet you at 945+
ham	Sun cant come to earth but send luv as rays. cloud cant come to river but send luv as rain. I cant come to meet U, but can send my care as msg to U. Gud evng
ham	Sorry, I'll call later
ham	He's really into skateboarding now despite the fact that he gets thrown off of it and winds up with bandages and shit all over his arms every five minutes
ham	U need my presnts always bcz U cant mis love. "jeevithathile irulinae neekunna prakasamanu sneham" prakasam ennal prabha 'That mns prabha is'LOVE' Got it. Dont mis me....
ham	Pete,is this your phone still? Its Jenny from college and Leanne.what are you up to now?:)
ham	K..k..any special today?
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ham	Do whatever you want. You know what the rules are. We had a talk earlier this week about what had to start happening, you showing responsibility. Yet, every week it's can i bend the rule this way? What about that way? Do whatever. I'm tired of having thia same argument with you every week. And a  &lt;#&gt;  movie DOESNT inlude the previews. You're still getting in after 1.
ham	Yeah why not, is the gang all ready
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ham	Anything lar...
ham	So u workin overtime nigpun?
ham	What year. And how many miles.
ham	You know what hook up means right?
ham	No it will reach by 9 only. She telling she will be there. I dont know
ham	I'm gonna rip out my uterus.
ham	I told your number to gautham..
ham	I'm done. I'm sorry. I hope your next space gives you everything you want. Remember all the furniture is yours. If i'm not around when you move it, just lock all the locks and leave the key with jenne.
ham	Do you like shaking your booty on the dance floor?
ham	Also andros ice etc etc
ham	Ahhh. Work. I vaguely remember that! What does it feel like? Lol
ham	Give her something to drink, if she takes it and doesn't vomit then you her temp might drop. If she unmits however let me know.
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ham	Cool. So how come you havent been wined and dined before?
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ham	I hope your alright babe? I worry that you might have felt a bit desparate when you learned the job was a fake ? I am here waiting when you come back, my love
ham	Thank you so much. When we skyped wit kz and sura, we didnt get the pleasure of your company. Hope you are good. We've given you ultimatum oh! We are countin down to aburo. Enjoy! This is the message i sent days ago
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ham	Not planned yet :)going to join company on jan 5 only.don know what will happen after that.
ham	If u sending her home first it's ok lor. I'm not ready yet.
ham	Jay told me already, will do
ham	Yar lor he wan 2 go c horse racing today mah, so eat earlier lor. I ate chicken rice. U?
ham	Oh great. I.ll disturb him more so that we can talk.
ham	Aight, text me tonight and we'll see what's up
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ham	happened here while you were adventuring
ham	Yes its possible but dint try. Pls dont tell to any one k
ham	Yes:)sura in sun tv.:)lol.
ham	Forgot it takes me 3 years to shower, sorry. Where you at/your phone dead yet?
ham	Hi. Happy New Year. I dont mean to intrude but can you pls let me know how much tuition you paid last semester and how much this semester is. Thanks
ham	Just woke up. Yeesh its late. But I didn't fall asleep til &lt;#&gt; am :/
ham	I've reached home n i bathe liao... U can call me now...
ham	 what number do u live at? Is it 11?
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ham	Got it! It looks scrumptious... daddy wants to eat you all night long!
ham	I REALLY NEED 2 KISS U I MISS U MY BABY FROM UR BABY 4EVA
ham	Me n him so funny...
ham	No no. I will check all rooms befor activities
ham	I cant pick the phone right now. Pls send a message
ham	What are you doing in langport? Sorry, but I'll probably be in bed by 9pm. It sucks being ill at xmas! When do you and go2sri lanka? 
ham	No i am not having not any movies in my laptop
ham	Sday only joined.so training we started today:)
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ham	I wanna watch that movie
ham	Well I wasn't available as I washob nobbing with last night so they had to ask Nickey Platt instead of me!;
ham	Sorry, I'll call later
ham	Stupid.its not possible
ham	Hi Princess! Thank you for the pics. You are very pretty. How are you?
ham	Aft i finish my lunch then i go str down lor. Ard 3 smth lor. U finish ur lunch already?
ham	Huh so late... Fr dinner?
ham	see you then, we're all christmassy here!
ham	Will purchase d stuff today and mail to you. Do you have a po box number?
ham	So your telling me I coulda been your real Valentine and I wasn't? U never pick me for NOTHING!!
ham	Ok omw now, you at castor?
ham	You do got a shitload of diamonds though
ham	Except theres a chick with huge boobs.
ham	Some are lasting as much as 2 hours. You might get lucky.
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ham	Ya srsly better than yi tho
ham	aathi..where are you dear..
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ham	Is that seriously how you spell his name?
ham	Yar lor wait 4 my mum 2 finish sch then have lunch lor... I whole morning stay at home clean my room now my room quite clean... Hee...
ham	Welp apparently he retired
ham	Then u ask darren go n pick u lor... But i oso sian tmr haf 2 meet lect...
ham	Sorry, I'll call later
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ham	Party's at my place at usf, no charge (but if you can contribute in any way it is greatly appreciated) and yeah, we got room for one more
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ham	Wot u up 2? Thout u were gonna call me!! Txt bak luv K
ham	I take it the post has come then! You must have 1000s of texts now! Happy reading. My one from wiv hello caroline at the end is my favourite. Bless him
ham	You aren't coming home between class, right? I need to work out and shower!
ham	Ok i will tell her to stay out. Yeah its been tough but we are optimistic things will improve this month.
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ham	That was random saw my old roomate on campus. He graduated
ham	Thanx 4 sending me home...
ham	Tomarrow i want to got to court. At  &lt;DECIMAL&gt; . So you come to bus stand at 9.
ham	No! But we found a diff farm shop to buy some cheese. On way back now, can i call in?
ham	Thts wat Wright Brother did to fly..
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ham	I cant pick the phone right now. Pls send a message
ham	Lol I would but my mom would have a fit and tell the whole family how crazy and terrible I am
ham	Are you this much buzy
ham	Ok... Take ur time n enjoy ur dinner...
ham	Yup... From what i remb... I think should be can book... 
ham	Most of the tiime when i don't let you hug me it's so i don't break into tears.
ham	Try neva mate!!
ham	U don't know how stubborn I am. I didn't even want to go to the hospital. I kept telling Mark I'm not a weak sucker. Hospitals are for weak suckers.
ham	Waiting in e car 4 my mum lor. U leh? Reach home already?
ham	Hey, a guy I know is breathing down my neck to get him some bud, anyway you'd be able to get a half track to usf tonight?
ham	"I;m reaching in another 2 stops."
ham	Nah it's straight, if you can just bring bud or drinks or something that's actually a little more useful than straight cash
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ham	Ya they are well and fine., BBD(pooja) full pimples..even she become quite black..and ur rite here its too cold, wearing sweatter..
ham	Do 1 thing! Change that sentence into: "Because i want 2 concentrate in my educational career im leaving here.."
ham	Oh unintentionally not bad timing. Great. Fingers  the trains play along! Will give fifteen min warning.
ham	Rightio. 11.48 it is then. Well arent we all up bright and early this morning.
ham	Hello madam how are you ?
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ham	"AH POOR BABY!HOPE URFEELING BETTERSN LUV! PROBTHAT OVERDOSE OF WORK HEY GO CAREFUL SPK 2 U SN LOTS OF LOVEJEN XXX."
ham	Just re read it and I have no shame but tell me how he takes it and if he runs I will blame u 4 ever!! Not really 4 ever just a long time 
ham	Haha... Sounds crazy, dunno can tahan anot...
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ham	Think i might have to give it a miss. Am teaching til twelve, then have lecture at two. Damn this working thing.
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ham	Your board is working fine. The issue of overheating is also reslove. But still software inst is pending. I will come around 8'o clock.
ham	Nite nite pocay wocay luv u more than n e thing 4eva I promise ring u 2morrowxxxx
ham	Hey now am free you can call me.
ham	When you guys planning on coming over?
ham	Well, I have to leave for my class babe ... You never came back to me ... :-( ... Hope you have a nice sleep, my love
ham	No shoot me. I'm in the docs waiting room. :/
ham	Especially since i talk about boston all up in my personal statement, lol! I woulda changed that if i had realized it said nyc! It says boston now.
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ham	Heart is empty without love.. Mind is empty without wisdom.. Eyes r empty without dreams &amp; Life is empty without frnds.. So Alwys Be In Touch. Good night &amp; sweet dreams
ham	Hey you told your name to gautham ah?
ham	Ya had just now.onion roast.
ham	Hmmm ... I thought we said 2 hours slave, not 3 ... You are late ... How should I punish you ?
ham	Do you hide anythiing or keeping distance from me
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ham	What's the significance?
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ham	Dunno he jus say go lido. Same time 930.
ham	No way I'm going back there!
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ham	Well there's not a lot of things happening in Lindsay on New years *sighs* Some bars in Ptbo and the blue heron has something going
ham	Sorry, I can't text &amp; drive coherently, see you in twenty
ham	Nt only for driving even for many reasons she is called BBD..thts it chikku, then hw abt dvg cold..heard tht vinobanagar violence hw is the condition..and hw ru ? Any problem?
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ham	When're you guys getting back? G said you were thinking about not staying for mcr
ham	what are your new years plans?
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ham	No. On the way home. So if not for the long dry spell the season would have been over
ham	Haf u found him? I feel so stupid da v cam was working.
ham	Huh y lei...
ham	I'm eatin now lor, but goin back to work soon... E mountain deer show huh... I watch b4 liao, very nice...
ham	Same to u...
ham	Hello, my love. What are you doing? Did you get to that interview today? Are you you happy? Are you being a good boy? Do you think of me?Are you missing me ?
ham	Oh, i will get paid. The most outstanding one is for a commercial i did for Hasbro...in AUGUST! They made us jump through so many hoops to get paid. Still not.
ham	It's fine, imma get a drink or somethin. Want me to come find you?
ham	Ok.ok ok..then..whats ur todays plan
ham	Don't look back at the building because you have no coat and i don't want you to get more sick. Just hurry home and wear a coat to the gym!!!
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ham	Sent me ur email id soon
ham	No shit, but I wasn't that surprised, so I went and spent the evening with that french guy I met in town here and we fooled around a bit but I didn't let him fuck me
ham	As in i want custom officer discount oh.
ham	Good afternoon, my love! How goes that day ? I hope maybe you got some leads on a job. I think of you, boytoy and send you a passionate kiss from across the sea
ham	Mmm thats better now i got a roast down me! id b better if i had a few drinks down me 2! Good indian?
ham	Princess, i like to make love  &lt;#&gt;  times per night. Hope thats not a problem!
ham	Cant think of anyone with * spare room off * top of my head
ham	I want to sent  &lt;#&gt; mesages today. Thats y. Sorry if i hurts
ham	Prepare to be pounded every night...
ham	What do u want when i come back?.a beautiful necklace as a token of my heart for you.thats what i will give but ONLY to MY WIFE OF MY LIKING.BE THAT AND SEE..NO ONE can give you that.dont call me.i will wait till i come.
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ham	Could you not read me, my Love ? I answered you
ham	Tmr then ü brin lar... Aiya later i come n c lar... Mayb ü neva set properly ü got da help sheet wif ü...
ham	I'm in school now n i'll be in da lab doing some stuff give me a call when ü r done.
ham	We're done...
ham	Not getting anywhere with this damn job hunting over here!
ham	Get ready to put on your excellent sub face :)
ham	K. I will sent it again
ham	Did you show him and wot did he say or could u not c him 4 dust?
ham	Beautiful truth : Expression of the face could Be seen by everyone... But the depression of heart Could be understood only By the Loved ones.. Gud Ni8;-)
ham	Do you want bold 2 or bb torch
ham	Nothin comes to my mind. Ü help me buy hanger lor. Ur laptop not heavy?
ham	Saw Guys and Dolls last night with Patrick Swayze it was great
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ham	I want kfc its Tuesday. Only buy 2 meals ONLY 2. No gravy. Only 2 Mark. 2!
ham	Lol I know! They're so dramatic. Schools already closed for tomorrow. Apparently we can't drive in the inch of snow were supposed to get.
ham	Hiya, probably coming home * weekend after next
ham	I uploaded mine to Facebook
ham	Heehee that was so funny tho
ham	Yunny... I'm goin to be late
ham	Eh u remember how 2 spell his name... Yes i did. He v naughty make until i v wet.
ham	Sleeping nt feeling well
ham	Aiyar u so poor thing... I give u my support k... Jia you! I'll think of u...
ham	Oh sorry please its over
ham	Ok... I din get ur msg...
ham	Ok
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ham	I'm ok wif it cos i like 2 try new things. But i scared u dun like mah. Cos u said not too loud.
ham	I dont thnk its a wrong calling between us
ham	No sir. That's why i had an 8-hr trip on the bus last week. Have another audition next wednesday but i think i might drive this time.
ham	Now press conference da:)
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ham	Ok... Help me ask if she's working tmr a not?
ham	O. Guess they both got screwd
ham	Hey so whats the plan this sat? 
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ham	K..then come wenever u lik to come and also tel vikky to come by getting free time..:-)
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ham	I will be gentle princess! We will make sweet gentle love...
ham	I thk 530 lor. But dunno can get tickets a not. Wat u doing now?
ham	Velly good, yes please!
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ham	Aight, I should be there by 8 at the latest, probably closer to 7. Are jay and tyler down or should we just do two trips?
ham	I am in bus on the way to calicut
ham	No I'm good for the movie, is it ok if I leave in an hourish?
ham	Hi dis is yijue i would be happy to work wif ü all for gek1510...
ham	I asked sen to come chennai and search for job.
ham	Prepare to be pleasured :)
ham	Yupz... I've oredi booked slots 4 my weekends liao... 
ham	I don't quite know what to do. I still can't get hold of anyone. I cud pick you up bout 7.30pm and we can see if they're in the pub?
ham	did u get that message
ham	Thats cool. Where should i cum? On you or in you? :)
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ham	I dont thnk its a wrong calling between us
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ham	Coffee cake, i guess...
ham	Watching ajith film ah?
ham	That's necessarily respectful
ham	The length is e same but e top shorter n i got a fringe now. I thk i'm not going liao. Too lazy. Dun wan 2 distract u also.
ham	* Was thinking about chuckin ur red green n black trainners 2 save carryin them bac on train
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ham	That means from february to april i'll be getting a place to stay down there so i don't have to hustle back and forth during audition season as i have since my sister moved away from harlem.
ham	I went to project centre
ham	… and don‘t worry we‘ll have finished by march … ish!
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ham	Will be office around 4 pm. Now i am going hospital.
ham	cud u tell ppl im gona b a bit l8 cos 2 buses hav gon past cos they were full & im still waitin 4 1. Pete x
ham	It could work, we'll reach a consensus at the next meeting
ham	Cool, text me when you head out
ham	Dear good morning how you feeling dear
ham	Hi da:)how is the todays class?
ham	Wat time ü finish?
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ham	Morning only i can ok.
ham	Ok... Then r we meeting later?
ham	Goodnight, sleep well da please take care pa. Please.
ham	How is your schedule next week? I am out of town this weekend.
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ham	Got ur mail Dileep.thank you so muchand look forward to lots of support...very less contacts here,remember one venugopal you mentioned.tomorrow if not late,i shall try to come up till there.goodnight dear.
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ham	Ya ok, then had dinner?
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ham	Thank you baby! I cant wait to taste the real thing...
ham	Will do, you gonna be at blake's all night? I might be able to get out of here a little early
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ham	Ok lor. Msg me b4 u call.
ham	Si si. I think ill go make those oreo truffles.
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ham	Yeah, probably but not sure. Ilol let u know, but personally I wuldnt bother, then again if ur goin to then I mite as well!!
ham	Is there any training tomorrow?
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ham	;-) ok. I feel like john lennon.
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ham	Lol you won't feel bad when I use her money to take you out to a steak dinner =D
ham	After the drug she will be able to eat.
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ham	Nothing but we jus tot u would ask cos u ba gua... But we went mt faber yest... Yest jus went out already mah so today not going out... Jus call lor...
ham	Now only i reached home. . . I am very tired now. . I will come tomorro
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ham	Cool, what time you think you can get here?
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ham	Since when, which side, any fever, any vomitin.
ham	Sorry I flaked last night, shit's seriously goin down with my roommate, what you up to tonight?
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ham	Hey, iouri gave me your number, I'm wylie, ryan's friend
ham	Yeah, we got one lined up for us
ham	Can... I'm free...
ham	Hey babe, how's it going ? Did you ever figure out where your going for New Years ?
ham	I'm at bruce &amp; fowler now but I'm in my mom's car so I can't park (long story)
ham	Does she usually take fifteen fucking minutes to respond to a yes or no question
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ham	Ok lor...
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ham	Well, I was about to give up cos they all said no they didn‘t do one nighters. I persevered and found one but it is very cheap so i apologise in advance. It is just somewhere to sleep isnt it?
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ham	Just forced myself to eat a slice. I'm really not hungry tho. This sucks. Mark is getting worried. He knows I'm sick when I turn down pizza. Lol
ham	Good stuff, will do.
ham	Our Prasanth ettans mother passed away last night. Just pray for her and family.
ham	Goodnight da thangam I really miss u dear.
ham	Was the farm open?
ham	After my work ah... Den 6 plus lor... U workin oso rite... Den go orchard lor, no other place to go liao...
ham	Cramps stopped. Going back to sleep
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ham	Cos i want it to be your thing
ham	Raji..pls do me a favour. Pls convey my Birthday wishes to Nimya. Pls. Today is her birthday.
ham	Sorry da..today i wont come to play..i have driving clas..
ham	Lol you forgot it eh ? Yes, I'll bring it in babe
ham	Lets use it next week, princess :)
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ham	In case you wake up wondering where I am, I forgot I have to take care of something for grandma today, should be done before the parade
ham	Wat time ü wan today?
ham	We left already we at orchard now.
ham	Black shirt n blue jeans... I thk i c ü...
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ham	Am i that much bad to avoid like this?
ham	You busy or can I come by at some point and figure out what we're doing tomorrow
ham	Lol your always so convincing.
ham	Tessy..pls do me a favor. Pls convey my birthday wishes to Nimya..pls dnt forget it. Today is her birthday Shijas
ham	Lol I would but despite these cramps I like being a girl.
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ham	*deep sigh* ... I miss you :-( ... I am really surprised you haven't gone to the net cafe yet to get to me ... Don't you miss me?
ham	I was just callin to say hi. Take care bruv!
ham	I want to be there so i can kiss you and feel you next to me
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ham	I'm reaching home in 5 min.
ham	Also fuck you and your family for going to rhode island or wherever the fuck and leaving me all alone the week I have a new bong &gt;:(
ham	Yup but it's not giving me problems now so mayb i'll jus leave it...
ham	Goodmorning,my grandfather expired..so am on leave today.
ham	I knew it... U slept v late yest? Wake up so late...
