Safety-critical classification tasks face a persistent challenge: traditional models achieve high overall accuracy but inadequate performance on critical minority classes. We introduce a numbers to narratives framework that transforms tabular data into contextually rich descriptions, enabling language models to leverage pre-trained knowledge for minority class detection. Our approach integrates structured verbalization, linguistically-informed augmentation, and parameter-efficient fine-tuning to address the "minority class blind spot” in high-consequence domains. Using a significantly more efficient model architecture than existing approaches, our framework achieves superior minority class F1-scores: 78.76% for machine failures (+7.42 points over XGBoost), 65.87% for at-risk students (+12.12 points over MLP), and 32.00% for semiconductor failures (+1.01 points over XGBoost, despite 14:1 class imbalance). Our approach also improves overall accuracy by up to 22.43% in five of six datasets while maintaining computational feasibility. Ablation studies confirm that narrative-based verbalization enables effective reasoning about tabular data by contextualizing abstract numerical features. This work provides a practical, resource-efficient approach for enhancing minority class performance in safety-critical domains.