well , how does it look ? it 's a perfect fit . let me pay for it now .
well , how does it look ? it 's a perfect fit . let me pay for it now .
well , how does it look ? it 's a perfect fit . let me pay for it now .
well , how does it look ? it 's a perfect fit . let me pay for it now .
well , how does it look ? it 's a perfect fit . let me pay for it now .
well , how does it look ? it 's a perfect fit . let me pay for it now .
well , how does it look ? it 's a perfect fit . let me pay for it now .
well , how does it look ? it 's a perfect fit . let me pay for it now .
well , how does it look ? it 's a perfect fit . let me pay for it now .
can i help you , sir ? hello , may i make an appointment for sometime early this afternoon ? i 'm sorry . all the appointments are filled .
can i help you , sir ? hello , may i make an appointment for sometime early this afternoon ? i 'm sorry . all the appointments are filled .
can i help you , sir ? hello , may i make an appointment for sometime early this afternoon ? i 'm sorry . all the appointments are filled .
can i help you , sir ? hello , may i make an appointment for sometime early this afternoon ? i 'm sorry . all the appointments are filled .
can i help you , sir ? hello , may i make an appointment for sometime early this afternoon ? i 'm sorry . all the appointments are filled .
can i help you , sir ? hello , may i make an appointment for sometime early this afternoon ? i 'm sorry . all the appointments are filled .
can i help you , sir ? hello , may i make an appointment for sometime early this afternoon ? i 'm sorry . all the appointments are filled .
can i help you , sir ? hello , may i make an appointment for sometime early this afternoon ? i 'm sorry . all the appointments are filled .
can i help you , sir ? hello , may i make an appointment for sometime early this afternoon ? i 'm sorry . all the appointments are filled .
i have a problem with my cable . what about it ? my cable has been out for the past week or so . the cable is down right now . i am very sorry . when will it be working again ?
i have a problem with my cable . what about it ? my cable has been out for the past week or so . the cable is down right now . i am very sorry . when will it be working again ?
i have a problem with my cable . what about it ? my cable has been out for the past week or so . the cable is down right now . i am very sorry . when will it be working again ?
i have a problem with my cable . what about it ? my cable has been out for the past week or so . the cable is down right now . i am very sorry . when will it be working again ?
i have a problem with my cable . what about it ? my cable has been out for the past week or so . the cable is down right now . i am very sorry . when will it be working again ?
i have a problem with my cable . what about it ? my cable has been out for the past week or so . the cable is down right now . i am very sorry . when will it be working again ?
i have a problem with my cable . what about it ? my cable has been out for the past week or so . the cable is down right now . i am very sorry . when will it be working again ?
i have a problem with my cable . what about it ? my cable has been out for the past week or so . the cable is down right now . i am very sorry . when will it be working again ?
i have a problem with my cable . what about it ? my cable has been out for the past week or so . the cable is down right now . i am very sorry . when will it be working again ?
did you get your bus pass ? i have n't gone to get it yet . why have n't you got it ? i do n't know where to go to get one . i know where to get them from .
did you get your bus pass ? i have n't gone to get it yet . why have n't you got it ? i do n't know where to go to get one . i know where to get them from .
did you get your bus pass ? i have n't gone to get it yet . why have n't you got it ? i do n't know where to go to get one . i know where to get them from .
did you get your bus pass ? i have n't gone to get it yet . why have n't you got it ? i do n't know where to go to get one . i know where to get them from .
did you get your bus pass ? i have n't gone to get it yet . why have n't you got it ? i do n't know where to go to get one . i know where to get them from .
did you get your bus pass ? i have n't gone to get it yet . why have n't you got it ? i do n't know where to go to get one . i know where to get them from .
did you get your bus pass ? i have n't gone to get it yet . why have n't you got it ? i do n't know where to go to get one . i know where to get them from .
did you get your bus pass ? i have n't gone to get it yet . why have n't you got it ? i do n't know where to go to get one . i know where to get them from .
did you get your bus pass ? i have n't gone to get it yet . why have n't you got it ? i do n't know where to go to get one . i know where to get them from .
what 's for dinner tonight ? what are you planning on cooking ?
what 's for dinner tonight ? what are you planning on cooking ?
what 's for dinner tonight ? what are you planning on cooking ?
what 's for dinner tonight ? what are you planning on cooking ?
what 's for dinner tonight ? what are you planning on cooking ?
what 's for dinner tonight ? what are you planning on cooking ?
what 's for dinner tonight ? what are you planning on cooking ?
what 's for dinner tonight ? what are you planning on cooking ?
what 's for dinner tonight ? what are you planning on cooking ?
would you rather have her or your old boss back ? she 's far better than my old boss . he did n't know how to express his opinion without putting at least one other person down . how about your new co workers ? they are all pretty easy going . it 's a very friendly place to work . do you miss your old co workers ?
would you rather have her or your old boss back ? she 's far better than my old boss . he did n't know how to express his opinion without putting at least one other person down . how about your new co workers ? they are all pretty easy going . it 's a very friendly place to work . do you miss your old co workers ?
would you rather have her or your old boss back ? she 's far better than my old boss . he did n't know how to express his opinion without putting at least one other person down . how about your new co workers ? they are all pretty easy going . it 's a very friendly place to work . do you miss your old co workers ?
would you rather have her or your old boss back ? she 's far better than my old boss . he did n't know how to express his opinion without putting at least one other person down . how about your new co workers ? they are all pretty easy going . it 's a very friendly place to work . do you miss your old co workers ?
would you rather have her or your old boss back ? she 's far better than my old boss . he did n't know how to express his opinion without putting at least one other person down . how about your new co workers ? they are all pretty easy going . it 's a very friendly place to work . do you miss your old co workers ?
would you rather have her or your old boss back ? she 's far better than my old boss . he did n't know how to express his opinion without putting at least one other person down . how about your new co workers ? they are all pretty easy going . it 's a very friendly place to work . do you miss your old co workers ?
would you rather have her or your old boss back ? she 's far better than my old boss . he did n't know how to express his opinion without putting at least one other person down . how about your new co workers ? they are all pretty easy going . it 's a very friendly place to work . do you miss your old co workers ?
would you rather have her or your old boss back ? she 's far better than my old boss . he did n't know how to express his opinion without putting at least one other person down . how about your new co workers ? they are all pretty easy going . it 's a very friendly place to work . do you miss your old co workers ?
would you rather have her or your old boss back ? she 's far better than my old boss . he did n't know how to express his opinion without putting at least one other person down . how about your new co workers ? they are all pretty easy going . it 's a very friendly place to work . do you miss your old co workers ?
hi linda , this is todd . todd , good to hear from you !
hi linda , this is todd . todd , good to hear from you !
hi linda , this is todd . todd , good to hear from you !
hi linda , this is todd . todd , good to hear from you !
hi linda , this is todd . todd , good to hear from you !
hi linda , this is todd . todd , good to hear from you !
hi linda , this is todd . todd , good to hear from you !
hi linda , this is todd . todd , good to hear from you !
hi linda , this is todd . todd , good to hear from you !
where are you going to get it from ? i have n't the slightest idea . i usually get my chinese food from panda express . you like panda express ? the food there is actually pretty good .
where are you going to get it from ? i have n't the slightest idea . i usually get my chinese food from panda express . you like panda express ? the food there is actually pretty good .
where are you going to get it from ? i have n't the slightest idea . i usually get my chinese food from panda express . you like panda express ? the food there is actually pretty good .
where are you going to get it from ? i have n't the slightest idea . i usually get my chinese food from panda express . you like panda express ? the food there is actually pretty good .
where are you going to get it from ? i have n't the slightest idea . i usually get my chinese food from panda express . you like panda express ? the food there is actually pretty good .
where are you going to get it from ? i have n't the slightest idea . i usually get my chinese food from panda express . you like panda express ? the food there is actually pretty good .
where are you going to get it from ? i have n't the slightest idea . i usually get my chinese food from panda express . you like panda express ? the food there is actually pretty good .
where are you going to get it from ? i have n't the slightest idea . i usually get my chinese food from panda express . you like panda express ? the food there is actually pretty good .
where are you going to get it from ? i have n't the slightest idea . i usually get my chinese food from panda express . you like panda express ? the food there is actually pretty good .
can i take your drink order ? where is your wine list ? the wine choices are posted on the little menu in the middle of the table . do you have any mixed drinks available here ?
can i take your drink order ? where is your wine list ? the wine choices are posted on the little menu in the middle of the table . do you have any mixed drinks available here ?
can i take your drink order ? where is your wine list ? the wine choices are posted on the little menu in the middle of the table . do you have any mixed drinks available here ?
can i take your drink order ? where is your wine list ? the wine choices are posted on the little menu in the middle of the table . do you have any mixed drinks available here ?
can i take your drink order ? where is your wine list ? the wine choices are posted on the little menu in the middle of the table . do you have any mixed drinks available here ?
can i take your drink order ? where is your wine list ? the wine choices are posted on the little menu in the middle of the table . do you have any mixed drinks available here ?
can i take your drink order ? where is your wine list ? the wine choices are posted on the little menu in the middle of the table . do you have any mixed drinks available here ?
can i take your drink order ? where is your wine list ? the wine choices are posted on the little menu in the middle of the table . do you have any mixed drinks available here ?
can i take your drink order ? where is your wine list ? the wine choices are posted on the little menu in the middle of the table . do you have any mixed drinks available here ?
i need a room for a few days . that wo n't be a problem . could you please tell me your name ? john sandals . that 's s a n d a l s . sir , i 'm michelle , and i run the front desk . please tell me the days you 'll be here . i 'll be there in april friday through monday , the 14th through the 17th .
i need a room for a few days . that wo n't be a problem . could you please tell me your name ? john sandals . that 's s a n d a l s . sir , i 'm michelle , and i run the front desk . please tell me the days you 'll be here . i 'll be there in april friday through monday , the 14th through the 17th .
i need a room for a few days . that wo n't be a problem . could you please tell me your name ? john sandals . that 's s a n d a l s . sir , i 'm michelle , and i run the front desk . please tell me the days you 'll be here . i 'll be there in april friday through monday , the 14th through the 17th .
i need a room for a few days . that wo n't be a problem . could you please tell me your name ? john sandals . that 's s a n d a l s . sir , i 'm michelle , and i run the front desk . please tell me the days you 'll be here . i 'll be there in april friday through monday , the 14th through the 17th .
i need a room for a few days . that wo n't be a problem . could you please tell me your name ? john sandals . that 's s a n d a l s . sir , i 'm michelle , and i run the front desk . please tell me the days you 'll be here . i 'll be there in april friday through monday , the 14th through the 17th .
i need a room for a few days . that wo n't be a problem . could you please tell me your name ? john sandals . that 's s a n d a l s . sir , i 'm michelle , and i run the front desk . please tell me the days you 'll be here . i 'll be there in april friday through monday , the 14th through the 17th .
i need a room for a few days . that wo n't be a problem . could you please tell me your name ? john sandals . that 's s a n d a l s . sir , i 'm michelle , and i run the front desk . please tell me the days you 'll be here . i 'll be there in april friday through monday , the 14th through the 17th .
i need a room for a few days . that wo n't be a problem . could you please tell me your name ? john sandals . that 's s a n d a l s . sir , i 'm michelle , and i run the front desk . please tell me the days you 'll be here . i 'll be there in april friday through monday , the 14th through the 17th .
i need a room for a few days . that wo n't be a problem . could you please tell me your name ? john sandals . that 's s a n d a l s . sir , i 'm michelle , and i run the front desk . please tell me the days you 'll be here . i 'll be there in april friday through monday , the 14th through the 17th .
what 's wrong with sons ? their range of organic foods is very limited . whole foods has a lot of organic foods ? yeah , the food there is very healthy . i ' ve never been , but i may start shopping there .
what 's wrong with sons ? their range of organic foods is very limited . whole foods has a lot of organic foods ? yeah , the food there is very healthy . i ' ve never been , but i may start shopping there .
what 's wrong with sons ? their range of organic foods is very limited . whole foods has a lot of organic foods ? yeah , the food there is very healthy . i ' ve never been , but i may start shopping there .
what 's wrong with sons ? their range of organic foods is very limited . whole foods has a lot of organic foods ? yeah , the food there is very healthy . i ' ve never been , but i may start shopping there .
what 's wrong with sons ? their range of organic foods is very limited . whole foods has a lot of organic foods ? yeah , the food there is very healthy . i ' ve never been , but i may start shopping there .
what 's wrong with sons ? their range of organic foods is very limited . whole foods has a lot of organic foods ? yeah , the food there is very healthy . i ' ve never been , but i may start shopping there .
what 's wrong with sons ? their range of organic foods is very limited . whole foods has a lot of organic foods ? yeah , the food there is very healthy . i ' ve never been , but i may start shopping there .
what 's wrong with sons ? their range of organic foods is very limited . whole foods has a lot of organic foods ? yeah , the food there is very healthy . i ' ve never been , but i may start shopping there .
what 's wrong with sons ? their range of organic foods is very limited . whole foods has a lot of organic foods ? yeah , the food there is very healthy . i ' ve never been , but i may start shopping there .
as you know i ' ve been thinking about moving my career in a new direction . i am hoping that you will be able to provide me with a reference to help me jump start my future . i realize that i ' m not in a position to offer you the kind of promotion you deserve i 'll gladly do what i can to help . thank you . i ' ve really enjoyed my time here . i ' ve grown both personally and professionally with this company . and , as well as being a pleasure to work with , you ' ve been instrumental in helping us complete many key projects .
as you know i ' ve been thinking about moving my career in a new direction . i am hoping that you will be able to provide me with a reference to help me jump start my future . i realize that i ' m not in a position to offer you the kind of promotion you deserve i 'll gladly do what i can to help . thank you . i ' ve really enjoyed my time here . i ' ve grown both personally and professionally with this company . and , as well as being a pleasure to work with , you ' ve been instrumental in helping us complete many key projects .
as you know i ' ve been thinking about moving my career in a new direction . i am hoping that you will be able to provide me with a reference to help me jump start my future . i realize that i ' m not in a position to offer you the kind of promotion you deserve i 'll gladly do what i can to help . thank you . i ' ve really enjoyed my time here . i ' ve grown both personally and professionally with this company . and , as well as being a pleasure to work with , you ' ve been instrumental in helping us complete many key projects .
as you know i ' ve been thinking about moving my career in a new direction . i am hoping that you will be able to provide me with a reference to help me jump start my future . i realize that i ' m not in a position to offer you the kind of promotion you deserve i 'll gladly do what i can to help . thank you . i ' ve really enjoyed my time here . i ' ve grown both personally and professionally with this company . and , as well as being a pleasure to work with , you ' ve been instrumental in helping us complete many key projects .
as you know i ' ve been thinking about moving my career in a new direction . i am hoping that you will be able to provide me with a reference to help me jump start my future . i realize that i ' m not in a position to offer you the kind of promotion you deserve i 'll gladly do what i can to help . thank you . i ' ve really enjoyed my time here . i ' ve grown both personally and professionally with this company . and , as well as being a pleasure to work with , you ' ve been instrumental in helping us complete many key projects .
as you know i ' ve been thinking about moving my career in a new direction . i am hoping that you will be able to provide me with a reference to help me jump start my future . i realize that i ' m not in a position to offer you the kind of promotion you deserve i 'll gladly do what i can to help . thank you . i ' ve really enjoyed my time here . i ' ve grown both personally and professionally with this company . and , as well as being a pleasure to work with , you ' ve been instrumental in helping us complete many key projects .
as you know i ' ve been thinking about moving my career in a new direction . i am hoping that you will be able to provide me with a reference to help me jump start my future . i realize that i ' m not in a position to offer you the kind of promotion you deserve i 'll gladly do what i can to help . thank you . i ' ve really enjoyed my time here . i ' ve grown both personally and professionally with this company . and , as well as being a pleasure to work with , you ' ve been instrumental in helping us complete many key projects .
as you know i ' ve been thinking about moving my career in a new direction . i am hoping that you will be able to provide me with a reference to help me jump start my future . i realize that i ' m not in a position to offer you the kind of promotion you deserve i 'll gladly do what i can to help . thank you . i ' ve really enjoyed my time here . i ' ve grown both personally and professionally with this company . and , as well as being a pleasure to work with , you ' ve been instrumental in helping us complete many key projects .
as you know i ' ve been thinking about moving my career in a new direction . i am hoping that you will be able to provide me with a reference to help me jump start my future . i realize that i ' m not in a position to offer you the kind of promotion you deserve i 'll gladly do what i can to help . thank you . i ' ve really enjoyed my time here . i ' ve grown both personally and professionally with this company . and , as well as being a pleasure to work with , you ' ve been instrumental in helping us complete many key projects .
does it look too small ? it fits you to a t . i agree . i 'm going to buy it .
does it look too small ? it fits you to a t . i agree . i 'm going to buy it .
does it look too small ? it fits you to a t . i agree . i 'm going to buy it .
does it look too small ? it fits you to a t . i agree . i 'm going to buy it .
does it look too small ? it fits you to a t . i agree . i 'm going to buy it .
does it look too small ? it fits you to a t . i agree . i 'm going to buy it .
does it look too small ? it fits you to a t . i agree . i 'm going to buy it .
does it look too small ? it fits you to a t . i agree . i 'm going to buy it .
does it look too small ? it fits you to a t . i agree . i 'm going to buy it .
hello ! i ' m now trying to take a bath , but there are too many buttons , would tell me how to use them ? i see , we have an explanation left on the table . if you follow the direction , it ' s quite simple . i read it , but i couldn ' t understand it . would you come to my room and tell me how to use them ?
hello ! i ' m now trying to take a bath , but there are too many buttons , would tell me how to use them ? i see , we have an explanation left on the table . if you follow the direction , it ' s quite simple . i read it , but i couldn ' t understand it . would you come to my room and tell me how to use them ?
hello ! i ' m now trying to take a bath , but there are too many buttons , would tell me how to use them ? i see , we have an explanation left on the table . if you follow the direction , it ' s quite simple . i read it , but i couldn ' t understand it . would you come to my room and tell me how to use them ?
hello ! i ' m now trying to take a bath , but there are too many buttons , would tell me how to use them ? i see , we have an explanation left on the table . if you follow the direction , it ' s quite simple . i read it , but i couldn ' t understand it . would you come to my room and tell me how to use them ?
hello ! i ' m now trying to take a bath , but there are too many buttons , would tell me how to use them ? i see , we have an explanation left on the table . if you follow the direction , it ' s quite simple . i read it , but i couldn ' t understand it . would you come to my room and tell me how to use them ?
hello ! i ' m now trying to take a bath , but there are too many buttons , would tell me how to use them ? i see , we have an explanation left on the table . if you follow the direction , it ' s quite simple . i read it , but i couldn ' t understand it . would you come to my room and tell me how to use them ?
hello ! i ' m now trying to take a bath , but there are too many buttons , would tell me how to use them ? i see , we have an explanation left on the table . if you follow the direction , it ' s quite simple . i read it , but i couldn ' t understand it . would you come to my room and tell me how to use them ?
hello ! i ' m now trying to take a bath , but there are too many buttons , would tell me how to use them ? i see , we have an explanation left on the table . if you follow the direction , it ' s quite simple . i read it , but i couldn ' t understand it . would you come to my room and tell me how to use them ?
hello ! i ' m now trying to take a bath , but there are too many buttons , would tell me how to use them ? i see , we have an explanation left on the table . if you follow the direction , it ' s quite simple . i read it , but i couldn ' t understand it . would you come to my room and tell me how to use them ?
my boss offered me a promotion , and i took it . are you serious ? yes , i am really excited . that 's great . congratulations . i appreciate that .
my boss offered me a promotion , and i took it . are you serious ? yes , i am really excited . that 's great . congratulations . i appreciate that .
my boss offered me a promotion , and i took it . are you serious ? yes , i am really excited . that 's great . congratulations . i appreciate that .
my boss offered me a promotion , and i took it . are you serious ? yes , i am really excited . that 's great . congratulations . i appreciate that .
my boss offered me a promotion , and i took it . are you serious ? yes , i am really excited . that 's great . congratulations . i appreciate that .
my boss offered me a promotion , and i took it . are you serious ? yes , i am really excited . that 's great . congratulations . i appreciate that .
my boss offered me a promotion , and i took it . are you serious ? yes , i am really excited . that 's great . congratulations . i appreciate that .
my boss offered me a promotion , and i took it . are you serious ? yes , i am really excited . that 's great . congratulations . i appreciate that .
my boss offered me a promotion , and i took it . are you serious ? yes , i am really excited . that 's great . congratulations . i appreciate that .
may i ask you a few questions about insurance ? yes . now we ' ve given a cif shanghai price for some steel plates . what insurance rate do you suggest we should get ? well . obviously , you won ' t want all risks cover . why not ?
may i ask you a few questions about insurance ? yes . now we ' ve given a cif shanghai price for some steel plates . what insurance rate do you suggest we should get ? well . obviously , you won ' t want all risks cover . why not ?
may i ask you a few questions about insurance ? yes . now we ' ve given a cif shanghai price for some steel plates . what insurance rate do you suggest we should get ? well . obviously , you won ' t want all risks cover . why not ?
may i ask you a few questions about insurance ? yes . now we ' ve given a cif shanghai price for some steel plates . what insurance rate do you suggest we should get ? well . obviously , you won ' t want all risks cover . why not ?
may i ask you a few questions about insurance ? yes . now we ' ve given a cif shanghai price for some steel plates . what insurance rate do you suggest we should get ? well . obviously , you won ' t want all risks cover . why not ?
may i ask you a few questions about insurance ? yes . now we ' ve given a cif shanghai price for some steel plates . what insurance rate do you suggest we should get ? well . obviously , you won ' t want all risks cover . why not ?
may i ask you a few questions about insurance ? yes . now we ' ve given a cif shanghai price for some steel plates . what insurance rate do you suggest we should get ? well . obviously , you won ' t want all risks cover . why not ?
may i ask you a few questions about insurance ? yes . now we ' ve given a cif shanghai price for some steel plates . what insurance rate do you suggest we should get ? well . obviously , you won ' t want all risks cover . why not ?
may i ask you a few questions about insurance ? yes . now we ' ve given a cif shanghai price for some steel plates . what insurance rate do you suggest we should get ? well . obviously , you won ' t want all risks cover . why not ?
oh , so i do n't sign the contract today . is that right ? i do n't want you to misunderstand , miss briggs.we are very serious about hiring you . we want you to teach for us.we usually do contracts this way because it is more convenient i can accept that . good . and your benefits will begin immediately . even my health insurance ?
oh , so i do n't sign the contract today . is that right ? i do n't want you to misunderstand , miss briggs.we are very serious about hiring you . we want you to teach for us.we usually do contracts this way because it is more convenient i can accept that . good . and your benefits will begin immediately . even my health insurance ?
oh , so i do n't sign the contract today . is that right ? i do n't want you to misunderstand , miss briggs.we are very serious about hiring you . we want you to teach for us.we usually do contracts this way because it is more convenient i can accept that . good . and your benefits will begin immediately . even my health insurance ?
oh , so i do n't sign the contract today . is that right ? i do n't want you to misunderstand , miss briggs.we are very serious about hiring you . we want you to teach for us.we usually do contracts this way because it is more convenient i can accept that . good . and your benefits will begin immediately . even my health insurance ?
oh , so i do n't sign the contract today . is that right ? i do n't want you to misunderstand , miss briggs.we are very serious about hiring you . we want you to teach for us.we usually do contracts this way because it is more convenient i can accept that . good . and your benefits will begin immediately . even my health insurance ?
oh , so i do n't sign the contract today . is that right ? i do n't want you to misunderstand , miss briggs.we are very serious about hiring you . we want you to teach for us.we usually do contracts this way because it is more convenient i can accept that . good . and your benefits will begin immediately . even my health insurance ?
oh , so i do n't sign the contract today . is that right ? i do n't want you to misunderstand , miss briggs.we are very serious about hiring you . we want you to teach for us.we usually do contracts this way because it is more convenient i can accept that . good . and your benefits will begin immediately . even my health insurance ?
oh , so i do n't sign the contract today . is that right ? i do n't want you to misunderstand , miss briggs.we are very serious about hiring you . we want you to teach for us.we usually do contracts this way because it is more convenient i can accept that . good . and your benefits will begin immediately . even my health insurance ?
oh , so i do n't sign the contract today . is that right ? i do n't want you to misunderstand , miss briggs.we are very serious about hiring you . we want you to teach for us.we usually do contracts this way because it is more convenient i can accept that . good . and your benefits will begin immediately . even my health insurance ?
it ended in a tie . what was the actual score ? it was three all . really ? i thought barcelona was going to win . they are a much better team than madrid . if barcelona had played as they normally do , they should have won .
it ended in a tie . what was the actual score ? it was three all . really ? i thought barcelona was going to win . they are a much better team than madrid . if barcelona had played as they normally do , they should have won .
it ended in a tie . what was the actual score ? it was three all . really ? i thought barcelona was going to win . they are a much better team than madrid . if barcelona had played as they normally do , they should have won .
it ended in a tie . what was the actual score ? it was three all . really ? i thought barcelona was going to win . they are a much better team than madrid . if barcelona had played as they normally do , they should have won .
it ended in a tie . what was the actual score ? it was three all . really ? i thought barcelona was going to win . they are a much better team than madrid . if barcelona had played as they normally do , they should have won .
it ended in a tie . what was the actual score ? it was three all . really ? i thought barcelona was going to win . they are a much better team than madrid . if barcelona had played as they normally do , they should have won .
it ended in a tie . what was the actual score ? it was three all . really ? i thought barcelona was going to win . they are a much better team than madrid . if barcelona had played as they normally do , they should have won .
it ended in a tie . what was the actual score ? it was three all . really ? i thought barcelona was going to win . they are a much better team than madrid . if barcelona had played as they normally do , they should have won .
it ended in a tie . what was the actual score ? it was three all . really ? i thought barcelona was going to win . they are a much better team than madrid . if barcelona had played as they normally do , they should have won .
jim . i heard you got a promotion ! yeah , i ' m going to be running the walker avenue branch . congratulations , guy .
jim . i heard you got a promotion ! yeah , i ' m going to be running the walker avenue branch . congratulations , guy .
jim . i heard you got a promotion ! yeah , i ' m going to be running the walker avenue branch . congratulations , guy .
jim . i heard you got a promotion ! yeah , i ' m going to be running the walker avenue branch . congratulations , guy .
jim . i heard you got a promotion ! yeah , i ' m going to be running the walker avenue branch . congratulations , guy .
jim . i heard you got a promotion ! yeah , i ' m going to be running the walker avenue branch . congratulations , guy .
jim . i heard you got a promotion ! yeah , i ' m going to be running the walker avenue branch . congratulations , guy .
jim . i heard you got a promotion ! yeah , i ' m going to be running the walker avenue branch . congratulations , guy .
jim . i heard you got a promotion ! yeah , i ' m going to be running the walker avenue branch . congratulations , guy .
but your brochure said that this was a package deal and the hotel ' s services were all inclusive . yes , of course . the meals and excursions were included in the hotel price . but why are you overcharging me almost a thousand dollars ? 250 dollars a night , times three nights should just be 750 . i ' m sorry sir . the 250 dollar rate is based on double occupancy . that means it ' s 250 per person . the room itself is 500 dollars a night . perhaps i could talk to your manager ?
but your brochure said that this was a package deal and the hotel ' s services were all inclusive . yes , of course . the meals and excursions were included in the hotel price . but why are you overcharging me almost a thousand dollars ? 250 dollars a night , times three nights should just be 750 . i ' m sorry sir . the 250 dollar rate is based on double occupancy . that means it ' s 250 per person . the room itself is 500 dollars a night . perhaps i could talk to your manager ?
but your brochure said that this was a package deal and the hotel ' s services were all inclusive . yes , of course . the meals and excursions were included in the hotel price . but why are you overcharging me almost a thousand dollars ? 250 dollars a night , times three nights should just be 750 . i ' m sorry sir . the 250 dollar rate is based on double occupancy . that means it ' s 250 per person . the room itself is 500 dollars a night . perhaps i could talk to your manager ?
but your brochure said that this was a package deal and the hotel ' s services were all inclusive . yes , of course . the meals and excursions were included in the hotel price . but why are you overcharging me almost a thousand dollars ? 250 dollars a night , times three nights should just be 750 . i ' m sorry sir . the 250 dollar rate is based on double occupancy . that means it ' s 250 per person . the room itself is 500 dollars a night . perhaps i could talk to your manager ?
but your brochure said that this was a package deal and the hotel ' s services were all inclusive . yes , of course . the meals and excursions were included in the hotel price . but why are you overcharging me almost a thousand dollars ? 250 dollars a night , times three nights should just be 750 . i ' m sorry sir . the 250 dollar rate is based on double occupancy . that means it ' s 250 per person . the room itself is 500 dollars a night . perhaps i could talk to your manager ?
but your brochure said that this was a package deal and the hotel ' s services were all inclusive . yes , of course . the meals and excursions were included in the hotel price . but why are you overcharging me almost a thousand dollars ? 250 dollars a night , times three nights should just be 750 . i ' m sorry sir . the 250 dollar rate is based on double occupancy . that means it ' s 250 per person . the room itself is 500 dollars a night . perhaps i could talk to your manager ?
but your brochure said that this was a package deal and the hotel ' s services were all inclusive . yes , of course . the meals and excursions were included in the hotel price . but why are you overcharging me almost a thousand dollars ? 250 dollars a night , times three nights should just be 750 . i ' m sorry sir . the 250 dollar rate is based on double occupancy . that means it ' s 250 per person . the room itself is 500 dollars a night . perhaps i could talk to your manager ?
but your brochure said that this was a package deal and the hotel ' s services were all inclusive . yes , of course . the meals and excursions were included in the hotel price . but why are you overcharging me almost a thousand dollars ? 250 dollars a night , times three nights should just be 750 . i ' m sorry sir . the 250 dollar rate is based on double occupancy . that means it ' s 250 per person . the room itself is 500 dollars a night . perhaps i could talk to your manager ?
but your brochure said that this was a package deal and the hotel ' s services were all inclusive . yes , of course . the meals and excursions were included in the hotel price . but why are you overcharging me almost a thousand dollars ? 250 dollars a night , times three nights should just be 750 . i ' m sorry sir . the 250 dollar rate is based on double occupancy . that means it ' s 250 per person . the room itself is 500 dollars a night . perhaps i could talk to your manager ?
do you want any meat today , mrs bird ? yes , please . do you want beef or lamb ?
do you want any meat today , mrs bird ? yes , please . do you want beef or lamb ?
do you want any meat today , mrs bird ? yes , please . do you want beef or lamb ?
do you want any meat today , mrs bird ? yes , please . do you want beef or lamb ?
do you want any meat today , mrs bird ? yes , please . do you want beef or lamb ?
do you want any meat today , mrs bird ? yes , please . do you want beef or lamb ?
do you want any meat today , mrs bird ? yes , please . do you want beef or lamb ?
do you want any meat today , mrs bird ? yes , please . do you want beef or lamb ?
do you want any meat today , mrs bird ? yes , please . do you want beef or lamb ?
i have a reservation for a single with bath . we are sorry , but single rooms have been occupied . what 's the room rate ? it is a little expensive for me , do you have any other rooms ? then how about this room , with just shower ? may i see the room ? i ' ll take this room . is the rate for the room only ?
i have a reservation for a single with bath . we are sorry , but single rooms have been occupied . what 's the room rate ? it is a little expensive for me , do you have any other rooms ? then how about this room , with just shower ? may i see the room ? i ' ll take this room . is the rate for the room only ?
i have a reservation for a single with bath . we are sorry , but single rooms have been occupied . what 's the room rate ? it is a little expensive for me , do you have any other rooms ? then how about this room , with just shower ? may i see the room ? i ' ll take this room . is the rate for the room only ?
i have a reservation for a single with bath . we are sorry , but single rooms have been occupied . what 's the room rate ? it is a little expensive for me , do you have any other rooms ? then how about this room , with just shower ? may i see the room ? i ' ll take this room . is the rate for the room only ?
i have a reservation for a single with bath . we are sorry , but single rooms have been occupied . what 's the room rate ? it is a little expensive for me , do you have any other rooms ? then how about this room , with just shower ? may i see the room ? i ' ll take this room . is the rate for the room only ?
i have a reservation for a single with bath . we are sorry , but single rooms have been occupied . what 's the room rate ? it is a little expensive for me , do you have any other rooms ? then how about this room , with just shower ? may i see the room ? i ' ll take this room . is the rate for the room only ?
i have a reservation for a single with bath . we are sorry , but single rooms have been occupied . what 's the room rate ? it is a little expensive for me , do you have any other rooms ? then how about this room , with just shower ? may i see the room ? i ' ll take this room . is the rate for the room only ?
i have a reservation for a single with bath . we are sorry , but single rooms have been occupied . what 's the room rate ? it is a little expensive for me , do you have any other rooms ? then how about this room , with just shower ? may i see the room ? i ' ll take this room . is the rate for the room only ?
i have a reservation for a single with bath . we are sorry , but single rooms have been occupied . what 's the room rate ? it is a little expensive for me , do you have any other rooms ? then how about this room , with just shower ? may i see the room ? i ' ll take this room . is the rate for the room only ?
give me a short haircut . do you know how short you want your hair to be ? i want you to cut it to a few inches long . that 's pretty short . are you sure about this ? i ' ve had this idea for some time now .
give me a short haircut . do you know how short you want your hair to be ? i want you to cut it to a few inches long . that 's pretty short . are you sure about this ? i ' ve had this idea for some time now .
give me a short haircut . do you know how short you want your hair to be ? i want you to cut it to a few inches long . that 's pretty short . are you sure about this ? i ' ve had this idea for some time now .
give me a short haircut . do you know how short you want your hair to be ? i want you to cut it to a few inches long . that 's pretty short . are you sure about this ? i ' ve had this idea for some time now .
give me a short haircut . do you know how short you want your hair to be ? i want you to cut it to a few inches long . that 's pretty short . are you sure about this ? i ' ve had this idea for some time now .
give me a short haircut . do you know how short you want your hair to be ? i want you to cut it to a few inches long . that 's pretty short . are you sure about this ? i ' ve had this idea for some time now .
give me a short haircut . do you know how short you want your hair to be ? i want you to cut it to a few inches long . that 's pretty short . are you sure about this ? i ' ve had this idea for some time now .
give me a short haircut . do you know how short you want your hair to be ? i want you to cut it to a few inches long . that 's pretty short . are you sure about this ? i ' ve had this idea for some time now .
give me a short haircut . do you know how short you want your hair to be ? i want you to cut it to a few inches long . that 's pretty short . are you sure about this ? i ' ve had this idea for some time now .
well , i finished my last final today . the end of all the hard work for my master 's . what a nice feeling to get my degree ! do you want to attend the convocation ? certainly . after years of hard work , i would n't miss it . by the way , where can i find cap and gown ? do you want to have them made or do you want to rent them ?
well , i finished my last final today . the end of all the hard work for my master 's . what a nice feeling to get my degree ! do you want to attend the convocation ? certainly . after years of hard work , i would n't miss it . by the way , where can i find cap and gown ? do you want to have them made or do you want to rent them ?
well , i finished my last final today . the end of all the hard work for my master 's . what a nice feeling to get my degree ! do you want to attend the convocation ? certainly . after years of hard work , i would n't miss it . by the way , where can i find cap and gown ? do you want to have them made or do you want to rent them ?
well , i finished my last final today . the end of all the hard work for my master 's . what a nice feeling to get my degree ! do you want to attend the convocation ? certainly . after years of hard work , i would n't miss it . by the way , where can i find cap and gown ? do you want to have them made or do you want to rent them ?
well , i finished my last final today . the end of all the hard work for my master 's . what a nice feeling to get my degree ! do you want to attend the convocation ? certainly . after years of hard work , i would n't miss it . by the way , where can i find cap and gown ? do you want to have them made or do you want to rent them ?
well , i finished my last final today . the end of all the hard work for my master 's . what a nice feeling to get my degree ! do you want to attend the convocation ? certainly . after years of hard work , i would n't miss it . by the way , where can i find cap and gown ? do you want to have them made or do you want to rent them ?
well , i finished my last final today . the end of all the hard work for my master 's . what a nice feeling to get my degree ! do you want to attend the convocation ? certainly . after years of hard work , i would n't miss it . by the way , where can i find cap and gown ? do you want to have them made or do you want to rent them ?
well , i finished my last final today . the end of all the hard work for my master 's . what a nice feeling to get my degree ! do you want to attend the convocation ? certainly . after years of hard work , i would n't miss it . by the way , where can i find cap and gown ? do you want to have them made or do you want to rent them ?
well , i finished my last final today . the end of all the hard work for my master 's . what a nice feeling to get my degree ! do you want to attend the convocation ? certainly . after years of hard work , i would n't miss it . by the way , where can i find cap and gown ? do you want to have them made or do you want to rent them ?
i ' m terribly sorry , sir , but i ' m afraid it is true . that flight has been canceled . would you like to try to book tomorrow ' s flight ? no way ! i worked very hard so that i could leave on today ' s flight . are there seats on another airline ? it ' s possible . if you would like to book with another airline the line is right over there . you mean the line over there of about 200 people ? ! that ' s the one . it seems that everyone is anxious to get to new york tonight .
i ' m terribly sorry , sir , but i ' m afraid it is true . that flight has been canceled . would you like to try to book tomorrow ' s flight ? no way ! i worked very hard so that i could leave on today ' s flight . are there seats on another airline ? it ' s possible . if you would like to book with another airline the line is right over there . you mean the line over there of about 200 people ? ! that ' s the one . it seems that everyone is anxious to get to new york tonight .
i ' m terribly sorry , sir , but i ' m afraid it is true . that flight has been canceled . would you like to try to book tomorrow ' s flight ? no way ! i worked very hard so that i could leave on today ' s flight . are there seats on another airline ? it ' s possible . if you would like to book with another airline the line is right over there . you mean the line over there of about 200 people ? ! that ' s the one . it seems that everyone is anxious to get to new york tonight .
i ' m terribly sorry , sir , but i ' m afraid it is true . that flight has been canceled . would you like to try to book tomorrow ' s flight ? no way ! i worked very hard so that i could leave on today ' s flight . are there seats on another airline ? it ' s possible . if you would like to book with another airline the line is right over there . you mean the line over there of about 200 people ? ! that ' s the one . it seems that everyone is anxious to get to new york tonight .
i ' m terribly sorry , sir , but i ' m afraid it is true . that flight has been canceled . would you like to try to book tomorrow ' s flight ? no way ! i worked very hard so that i could leave on today ' s flight . are there seats on another airline ? it ' s possible . if you would like to book with another airline the line is right over there . you mean the line over there of about 200 people ? ! that ' s the one . it seems that everyone is anxious to get to new york tonight .
i ' m terribly sorry , sir , but i ' m afraid it is true . that flight has been canceled . would you like to try to book tomorrow ' s flight ? no way ! i worked very hard so that i could leave on today ' s flight . are there seats on another airline ? it ' s possible . if you would like to book with another airline the line is right over there . you mean the line over there of about 200 people ? ! that ' s the one . it seems that everyone is anxious to get to new york tonight .
i ' m terribly sorry , sir , but i ' m afraid it is true . that flight has been canceled . would you like to try to book tomorrow ' s flight ? no way ! i worked very hard so that i could leave on today ' s flight . are there seats on another airline ? it ' s possible . if you would like to book with another airline the line is right over there . you mean the line over there of about 200 people ? ! that ' s the one . it seems that everyone is anxious to get to new york tonight .
i ' m terribly sorry , sir , but i ' m afraid it is true . that flight has been canceled . would you like to try to book tomorrow ' s flight ? no way ! i worked very hard so that i could leave on today ' s flight . are there seats on another airline ? it ' s possible . if you would like to book with another airline the line is right over there . you mean the line over there of about 200 people ? ! that ' s the one . it seems that everyone is anxious to get to new york tonight .
i ' m terribly sorry , sir , but i ' m afraid it is true . that flight has been canceled . would you like to try to book tomorrow ' s flight ? no way ! i worked very hard so that i could leave on today ' s flight . are there seats on another airline ? it ' s possible . if you would like to book with another airline the line is right over there . you mean the line over there of about 200 people ? ! that ' s the one . it seems that everyone is anxious to get to new york tonight .
did you get your bus pass ?
did you get your bus pass ?
did you get your bus pass ?
did you get your bus pass ?
did you get your bus pass ?
did you get your bus pass ?
did you get your bus pass ?
did you get your bus pass ?
did you get your bus pass ?
what 's ron marston like , pauline ? he 's awful ! he telephoned me four times yesterday , and three times the day before yesterday . he telephoned the office yesterday morning and yesterday afternoon . my boss answered the telephone .
what 's ron marston like , pauline ? he 's awful ! he telephoned me four times yesterday , and three times the day before yesterday . he telephoned the office yesterday morning and yesterday afternoon . my boss answered the telephone .
what 's ron marston like , pauline ? he 's awful ! he telephoned me four times yesterday , and three times the day before yesterday . he telephoned the office yesterday morning and yesterday afternoon . my boss answered the telephone .
what 's ron marston like , pauline ? he 's awful ! he telephoned me four times yesterday , and three times the day before yesterday . he telephoned the office yesterday morning and yesterday afternoon . my boss answered the telephone .
what 's ron marston like , pauline ? he 's awful ! he telephoned me four times yesterday , and three times the day before yesterday . he telephoned the office yesterday morning and yesterday afternoon . my boss answered the telephone .
what 's ron marston like , pauline ? he 's awful ! he telephoned me four times yesterday , and three times the day before yesterday . he telephoned the office yesterday morning and yesterday afternoon . my boss answered the telephone .
what 's ron marston like , pauline ? he 's awful ! he telephoned me four times yesterday , and three times the day before yesterday . he telephoned the office yesterday morning and yesterday afternoon . my boss answered the telephone .
what 's ron marston like , pauline ? he 's awful ! he telephoned me four times yesterday , and three times the day before yesterday . he telephoned the office yesterday morning and yesterday afternoon . my boss answered the telephone .
what 's ron marston like , pauline ? he 's awful ! he telephoned me four times yesterday , and three times the day before yesterday . he telephoned the office yesterday morning and yesterday afternoon . my boss answered the telephone .
i love your little lulu dolls.how much for a batch of 6 , 000 ? for a batch of 6 , 000 we would charge two dollars a doll . your total cost would be 12 , 000 . that ' s a little steep for our company.do you offer any discounts ?
i love your little lulu dolls.how much for a batch of 6 , 000 ? for a batch of 6 , 000 we would charge two dollars a doll . your total cost would be 12 , 000 . that ' s a little steep for our company.do you offer any discounts ?
i love your little lulu dolls.how much for a batch of 6 , 000 ? for a batch of 6 , 000 we would charge two dollars a doll . your total cost would be 12 , 000 . that ' s a little steep for our company.do you offer any discounts ?
i love your little lulu dolls.how much for a batch of 6 , 000 ? for a batch of 6 , 000 we would charge two dollars a doll . your total cost would be 12 , 000 . that ' s a little steep for our company.do you offer any discounts ?
i love your little lulu dolls.how much for a batch of 6 , 000 ? for a batch of 6 , 000 we would charge two dollars a doll . your total cost would be 12 , 000 . that ' s a little steep for our company.do you offer any discounts ?
i love your little lulu dolls.how much for a batch of 6 , 000 ? for a batch of 6 , 000 we would charge two dollars a doll . your total cost would be 12 , 000 . that ' s a little steep for our company.do you offer any discounts ?
i love your little lulu dolls.how much for a batch of 6 , 000 ? for a batch of 6 , 000 we would charge two dollars a doll . your total cost would be 12 , 000 . that ' s a little steep for our company.do you offer any discounts ?
i love your little lulu dolls.how much for a batch of 6 , 000 ? for a batch of 6 , 000 we would charge two dollars a doll . your total cost would be 12 , 000 . that ' s a little steep for our company.do you offer any discounts ?
i love your little lulu dolls.how much for a batch of 6 , 000 ? for a batch of 6 , 000 we would charge two dollars a doll . your total cost would be 12 , 000 . that ' s a little steep for our company.do you offer any discounts ?
may i help you ? i would like to check out these books .
may i help you ? i would like to check out these books .
may i help you ? i would like to check out these books .
may i help you ? i would like to check out these books .
may i help you ? i would like to check out these books .
may i help you ? i would like to check out these books .
may i help you ? i would like to check out these books .
may i help you ? i would like to check out these books .
may i help you ? i would like to check out these books .
linda , this is todd calling . todd , i am so happy you called ! linda , i wanted to tell you how much i enjoyed our time together last friday night . boy , todd , that was one great movie you picked out ! thanks for asking me to go with you ! i had a great time too and was thinking that maybe you might want to join me for a hike to the waterfalls on saturday .
linda , this is todd calling . todd , i am so happy you called ! linda , i wanted to tell you how much i enjoyed our time together last friday night . boy , todd , that was one great movie you picked out ! thanks for asking me to go with you ! i had a great time too and was thinking that maybe you might want to join me for a hike to the waterfalls on saturday .
linda , this is todd calling . todd , i am so happy you called ! linda , i wanted to tell you how much i enjoyed our time together last friday night . boy , todd , that was one great movie you picked out ! thanks for asking me to go with you ! i had a great time too and was thinking that maybe you might want to join me for a hike to the waterfalls on saturday .
linda , this is todd calling . todd , i am so happy you called ! linda , i wanted to tell you how much i enjoyed our time together last friday night . boy , todd , that was one great movie you picked out ! thanks for asking me to go with you ! i had a great time too and was thinking that maybe you might want to join me for a hike to the waterfalls on saturday .
linda , this is todd calling . todd , i am so happy you called ! linda , i wanted to tell you how much i enjoyed our time together last friday night . boy , todd , that was one great movie you picked out ! thanks for asking me to go with you ! i had a great time too and was thinking that maybe you might want to join me for a hike to the waterfalls on saturday .
linda , this is todd calling . todd , i am so happy you called ! linda , i wanted to tell you how much i enjoyed our time together last friday night . boy , todd , that was one great movie you picked out ! thanks for asking me to go with you ! i had a great time too and was thinking that maybe you might want to join me for a hike to the waterfalls on saturday .
linda , this is todd calling . todd , i am so happy you called ! linda , i wanted to tell you how much i enjoyed our time together last friday night . boy , todd , that was one great movie you picked out ! thanks for asking me to go with you ! i had a great time too and was thinking that maybe you might want to join me for a hike to the waterfalls on saturday .
linda , this is todd calling . todd , i am so happy you called ! linda , i wanted to tell you how much i enjoyed our time together last friday night . boy , todd , that was one great movie you picked out ! thanks for asking me to go with you ! i had a great time too and was thinking that maybe you might want to join me for a hike to the waterfalls on saturday .
linda , this is todd calling . todd , i am so happy you called ! linda , i wanted to tell you how much i enjoyed our time together last friday night . boy , todd , that was one great movie you picked out ! thanks for asking me to go with you ! i had a great time too and was thinking that maybe you might want to join me for a hike to the waterfalls on saturday .
hello , i am calling about my cable service . what 's the problem ? for the past week my cable has n't been working .
hello , i am calling about my cable service . what 's the problem ? for the past week my cable has n't been working .
hello , i am calling about my cable service . what 's the problem ? for the past week my cable has n't been working .
hello , i am calling about my cable service . what 's the problem ? for the past week my cable has n't been working .
hello , i am calling about my cable service . what 's the problem ? for the past week my cable has n't been working .
hello , i am calling about my cable service . what 's the problem ? for the past week my cable has n't been working .
hello , i am calling about my cable service . what 's the problem ? for the past week my cable has n't been working .
hello , i am calling about my cable service . what 's the problem ? for the past week my cable has n't been working .
hello , i am calling about my cable service . what 's the problem ? for the past week my cable has n't been working .
just plug the ethernet cable into your computer , and a prompt will tell you the payment options . well , i do n't have an ethernet port . my computer runs entirely on wireless service . that 's too bad . but there are several alternatives , if you want to hear them . yes , please ! tell me about the alternatives . we run a fully equipped computer lab on the first floor .
just plug the ethernet cable into your computer , and a prompt will tell you the payment options . well , i do n't have an ethernet port . my computer runs entirely on wireless service . that 's too bad . but there are several alternatives , if you want to hear them . yes , please ! tell me about the alternatives . we run a fully equipped computer lab on the first floor .
just plug the ethernet cable into your computer , and a prompt will tell you the payment options . well , i do n't have an ethernet port . my computer runs entirely on wireless service . that 's too bad . but there are several alternatives , if you want to hear them . yes , please ! tell me about the alternatives . we run a fully equipped computer lab on the first floor .
just plug the ethernet cable into your computer , and a prompt will tell you the payment options . well , i do n't have an ethernet port . my computer runs entirely on wireless service . that 's too bad . but there are several alternatives , if you want to hear them . yes , please ! tell me about the alternatives . we run a fully equipped computer lab on the first floor .
just plug the ethernet cable into your computer , and a prompt will tell you the payment options . well , i do n't have an ethernet port . my computer runs entirely on wireless service . that 's too bad . but there are several alternatives , if you want to hear them . yes , please ! tell me about the alternatives . we run a fully equipped computer lab on the first floor .
just plug the ethernet cable into your computer , and a prompt will tell you the payment options . well , i do n't have an ethernet port . my computer runs entirely on wireless service . that 's too bad . but there are several alternatives , if you want to hear them . yes , please ! tell me about the alternatives . we run a fully equipped computer lab on the first floor .
just plug the ethernet cable into your computer , and a prompt will tell you the payment options . well , i do n't have an ethernet port . my computer runs entirely on wireless service . that 's too bad . but there are several alternatives , if you want to hear them . yes , please ! tell me about the alternatives . we run a fully equipped computer lab on the first floor .
just plug the ethernet cable into your computer , and a prompt will tell you the payment options . well , i do n't have an ethernet port . my computer runs entirely on wireless service . that 's too bad . but there are several alternatives , if you want to hear them . yes , please ! tell me about the alternatives . we run a fully equipped computer lab on the first floor .
just plug the ethernet cable into your computer , and a prompt will tell you the payment options . well , i do n't have an ethernet port . my computer runs entirely on wireless service . that 's too bad . but there are several alternatives , if you want to hear them . yes , please ! tell me about the alternatives . we run a fully equipped computer lab on the first floor .
small world , is n't it ? indeed , it is . i never imagined meeting you here .
small world , is n't it ? indeed , it is . i never imagined meeting you here .
small world , is n't it ? indeed , it is . i never imagined meeting you here .
small world , is n't it ? indeed , it is . i never imagined meeting you here .
small world , is n't it ? indeed , it is . i never imagined meeting you here .
small world , is n't it ? indeed , it is . i never imagined meeting you here .
small world , is n't it ? indeed , it is . i never imagined meeting you here .
small world , is n't it ? indeed , it is . i never imagined meeting you here .
small world , is n't it ? indeed , it is . i never imagined meeting you here .
do you miss your old co workers ? of course . i spent so much time at my old workplace that i got to know them all very well . they were like family to me . do people in different departments get along with each other ? sure . since we work together in teams , we have to get along with each other . do you like working in teams with people from different departments ?
do you miss your old co workers ? of course . i spent so much time at my old workplace that i got to know them all very well . they were like family to me . do people in different departments get along with each other ? sure . since we work together in teams , we have to get along with each other . do you like working in teams with people from different departments ?
do you miss your old co workers ? of course . i spent so much time at my old workplace that i got to know them all very well . they were like family to me . do people in different departments get along with each other ? sure . since we work together in teams , we have to get along with each other . do you like working in teams with people from different departments ?
do you miss your old co workers ? of course . i spent so much time at my old workplace that i got to know them all very well . they were like family to me . do people in different departments get along with each other ? sure . since we work together in teams , we have to get along with each other . do you like working in teams with people from different departments ?
do you miss your old co workers ? of course . i spent so much time at my old workplace that i got to know them all very well . they were like family to me . do people in different departments get along with each other ? sure . since we work together in teams , we have to get along with each other . do you like working in teams with people from different departments ?
do you miss your old co workers ? of course . i spent so much time at my old workplace that i got to know them all very well . they were like family to me . do people in different departments get along with each other ? sure . since we work together in teams , we have to get along with each other . do you like working in teams with people from different departments ?
do you miss your old co workers ? of course . i spent so much time at my old workplace that i got to know them all very well . they were like family to me . do people in different departments get along with each other ? sure . since we work together in teams , we have to get along with each other . do you like working in teams with people from different departments ?
do you miss your old co workers ? of course . i spent so much time at my old workplace that i got to know them all very well . they were like family to me . do people in different departments get along with each other ? sure . since we work together in teams , we have to get along with each other . do you like working in teams with people from different departments ?
do you miss your old co workers ? of course . i spent so much time at my old workplace that i got to know them all very well . they were like family to me . do people in different departments get along with each other ? sure . since we work together in teams , we have to get along with each other . do you like working in teams with people from different departments ?
i do n't know . you said this was the right stop . i think i was wrong . did we get off the bus too early ? i do n't know it kind of looks like we did .
i do n't know . you said this was the right stop . i think i was wrong . did we get off the bus too early ? i do n't know it kind of looks like we did .
i do n't know . you said this was the right stop . i think i was wrong . did we get off the bus too early ? i do n't know it kind of looks like we did .
i do n't know . you said this was the right stop . i think i was wrong . did we get off the bus too early ? i do n't know it kind of looks like we did .
i do n't know . you said this was the right stop . i think i was wrong . did we get off the bus too early ? i do n't know it kind of looks like we did .
i do n't know . you said this was the right stop . i think i was wrong . did we get off the bus too early ? i do n't know it kind of looks like we did .
i do n't know . you said this was the right stop . i think i was wrong . did we get off the bus too early ? i do n't know it kind of looks like we did .
i do n't know . you said this was the right stop . i think i was wrong . did we get off the bus too early ? i do n't know it kind of looks like we did .
i do n't know . you said this was the right stop . i think i was wrong . did we get off the bus too early ? i do n't know it kind of looks like we did .
which kind of internet connection do you want to get ? what kind can i get ? there is dial up or del . which one do you feel is best ? i would get del if i were you .
which kind of internet connection do you want to get ? what kind can i get ? there is dial up or del . which one do you feel is best ? i would get del if i were you .
which kind of internet connection do you want to get ? what kind can i get ? there is dial up or del . which one do you feel is best ? i would get del if i were you .
which kind of internet connection do you want to get ? what kind can i get ? there is dial up or del . which one do you feel is best ? i would get del if i were you .
which kind of internet connection do you want to get ? what kind can i get ? there is dial up or del . which one do you feel is best ? i would get del if i were you .
which kind of internet connection do you want to get ? what kind can i get ? there is dial up or del . which one do you feel is best ? i would get del if i were you .
which kind of internet connection do you want to get ? what kind can i get ? there is dial up or del . which one do you feel is best ? i would get del if i were you .
which kind of internet connection do you want to get ? what kind can i get ? there is dial up or del . which one do you feel is best ? i would get del if i were you .
which kind of internet connection do you want to get ? what kind can i get ? there is dial up or del . which one do you feel is best ? i would get del if i were you .
can i help you , sir ? hello , may i make an appointment for sometime early this afternoon ? i 'm sorry . all the appointments are filled . oh , what a pity . i 'd like to see the doctor as soon as possible . i have a sharp pain in my chest . let me see ... perhaps i could fit you in at five thirty .
can i help you , sir ? hello , may i make an appointment for sometime early this afternoon ? i 'm sorry . all the appointments are filled . oh , what a pity . i 'd like to see the doctor as soon as possible . i have a sharp pain in my chest . let me see ... perhaps i could fit you in at five thirty .
can i help you , sir ? hello , may i make an appointment for sometime early this afternoon ? i 'm sorry . all the appointments are filled . oh , what a pity . i 'd like to see the doctor as soon as possible . i have a sharp pain in my chest . let me see ... perhaps i could fit you in at five thirty .
can i help you , sir ? hello , may i make an appointment for sometime early this afternoon ? i 'm sorry . all the appointments are filled . oh , what a pity . i 'd like to see the doctor as soon as possible . i have a sharp pain in my chest . let me see ... perhaps i could fit you in at five thirty .
can i help you , sir ? hello , may i make an appointment for sometime early this afternoon ? i 'm sorry . all the appointments are filled . oh , what a pity . i 'd like to see the doctor as soon as possible . i have a sharp pain in my chest . let me see ... perhaps i could fit you in at five thirty .
can i help you , sir ? hello , may i make an appointment for sometime early this afternoon ? i 'm sorry . all the appointments are filled . oh , what a pity . i 'd like to see the doctor as soon as possible . i have a sharp pain in my chest . let me see ... perhaps i could fit you in at five thirty .
can i help you , sir ? hello , may i make an appointment for sometime early this afternoon ? i 'm sorry . all the appointments are filled . oh , what a pity . i 'd like to see the doctor as soon as possible . i have a sharp pain in my chest . let me see ... perhaps i could fit you in at five thirty .
can i help you , sir ? hello , may i make an appointment for sometime early this afternoon ? i 'm sorry . all the appointments are filled . oh , what a pity . i 'd like to see the doctor as soon as possible . i have a sharp pain in my chest . let me see ... perhaps i could fit you in at five thirty .
can i help you , sir ? hello , may i make an appointment for sometime early this afternoon ? i 'm sorry . all the appointments are filled . oh , what a pity . i 'd like to see the doctor as soon as possible . i have a sharp pain in my chest . let me see ... perhaps i could fit you in at five thirty .
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you need it to pay your fine . why ca n't i just give you the money for the fine ? because , i need to see a photo i d in order to verify who you are . okay , i think i understand . all right , come back and bring your i d .
you need it to pay your fine . why ca n't i just give you the money for the fine ? because , i need to see a photo i d in order to verify who you are . okay , i think i understand . all right , come back and bring your i d .
you need it to pay your fine . why ca n't i just give you the money for the fine ? because , i need to see a photo i d in order to verify who you are . okay , i think i understand . all right , come back and bring your i d .
you need it to pay your fine . why ca n't i just give you the money for the fine ? because , i need to see a photo i d in order to verify who you are . okay , i think i understand . all right , come back and bring your i d .
you need it to pay your fine . why ca n't i just give you the money for the fine ? because , i need to see a photo i d in order to verify who you are . okay , i think i understand . all right , come back and bring your i d .
you need it to pay your fine . why ca n't i just give you the money for the fine ? because , i need to see a photo i d in order to verify who you are . okay , i think i understand . all right , come back and bring your i d .
excuse me . i was wondering how to order office supplies . we have a requisition form on the company web site . what type of supplies do you need ? i need paper , ink cartridges , and paper clips . how quickly will you need your supplies ? i need all of my supplies right away .
excuse me . i was wondering how to order office supplies . we have a requisition form on the company web site . what type of supplies do you need ? i need paper , ink cartridges , and paper clips . how quickly will you need your supplies ? i need all of my supplies right away .
excuse me . i was wondering how to order office supplies . we have a requisition form on the company web site . what type of supplies do you need ? i need paper , ink cartridges , and paper clips . how quickly will you need your supplies ? i need all of my supplies right away .
excuse me . i was wondering how to order office supplies . we have a requisition form on the company web site . what type of supplies do you need ? i need paper , ink cartridges , and paper clips . how quickly will you need your supplies ? i need all of my supplies right away .
excuse me . i was wondering how to order office supplies . we have a requisition form on the company web site . what type of supplies do you need ? i need paper , ink cartridges , and paper clips . how quickly will you need your supplies ? i need all of my supplies right away .
excuse me . i was wondering how to order office supplies . we have a requisition form on the company web site . what type of supplies do you need ? i need paper , ink cartridges , and paper clips . how quickly will you need your supplies ? i need all of my supplies right away .
excuse me . i was wondering how to order office supplies . we have a requisition form on the company web site . what type of supplies do you need ? i need paper , ink cartridges , and paper clips . how quickly will you need your supplies ? i need all of my supplies right away .
excuse me . i was wondering how to order office supplies . we have a requisition form on the company web site . what type of supplies do you need ? i need paper , ink cartridges , and paper clips . how quickly will you need your supplies ? i need all of my supplies right away .
excuse me . i was wondering how to order office supplies . we have a requisition form on the company web site . what type of supplies do you need ? i need paper , ink cartridges , and paper clips . how quickly will you need your supplies ? i need all of my supplies right away .
what a beautiful home ! you ' ll notice that the window treatments , carpeting , and drapes are all new . i like the way the blinds give you privacy from the street . follow me into the kitchen . you will love it . i love that they put a wine storage area in the kitchen .
what a beautiful home ! you ' ll notice that the window treatments , carpeting , and drapes are all new . i like the way the blinds give you privacy from the street . follow me into the kitchen . you will love it . i love that they put a wine storage area in the kitchen .
what a beautiful home ! you ' ll notice that the window treatments , carpeting , and drapes are all new . i like the way the blinds give you privacy from the street . follow me into the kitchen . you will love it . i love that they put a wine storage area in the kitchen .
what a beautiful home ! you ' ll notice that the window treatments , carpeting , and drapes are all new . i like the way the blinds give you privacy from the street . follow me into the kitchen . you will love it . i love that they put a wine storage area in the kitchen .
what a beautiful home ! you ' ll notice that the window treatments , carpeting , and drapes are all new . i like the way the blinds give you privacy from the street . follow me into the kitchen . you will love it . i love that they put a wine storage area in the kitchen .
what a beautiful home ! you ' ll notice that the window treatments , carpeting , and drapes are all new . i like the way the blinds give you privacy from the street . follow me into the kitchen . you will love it . i love that they put a wine storage area in the kitchen .
what a beautiful home ! you ' ll notice that the window treatments , carpeting , and drapes are all new . i like the way the blinds give you privacy from the street . follow me into the kitchen . you will love it . i love that they put a wine storage area in the kitchen .
what a beautiful home ! you ' ll notice that the window treatments , carpeting , and drapes are all new . i like the way the blinds give you privacy from the street . follow me into the kitchen . you will love it . i love that they put a wine storage area in the kitchen .
what a beautiful home ! you ' ll notice that the window treatments , carpeting , and drapes are all new . i like the way the blinds give you privacy from the street . follow me into the kitchen . you will love it . i love that they put a wine storage area in the kitchen .
i would like to make an appointment for a project meeting . of course , i have monday or tuesday available . what day would be best for you ? i would like to meet on monday .
i would like to make an appointment for a project meeting . of course , i have monday or tuesday available . what day would be best for you ? i would like to meet on monday .
i would like to make an appointment for a project meeting . of course , i have monday or tuesday available . what day would be best for you ? i would like to meet on monday .
i would like to make an appointment for a project meeting . of course , i have monday or tuesday available . what day would be best for you ? i would like to meet on monday .
i would like to make an appointment for a project meeting . of course , i have monday or tuesday available . what day would be best for you ? i would like to meet on monday .
i would like to make an appointment for a project meeting . of course , i have monday or tuesday available . what day would be best for you ? i would like to meet on monday .
i would like to make an appointment for a project meeting . of course , i have monday or tuesday available . what day would be best for you ? i would like to meet on monday .
i would like to make an appointment for a project meeting . of course , i have monday or tuesday available . what day would be best for you ? i would like to meet on monday .
i would like to make an appointment for a project meeting . of course , i have monday or tuesday available . what day would be best for you ? i would like to meet on monday .
i did n't see the crash itself , but i did see the smoke and everything afterwards from my parents ' apartment building . that must have been horrible . did you go out at all that day to see what was going on ? no , we decided to stay in our apartment . with all the buses out of service and the underground trains at a halt , many people had no choice but to walk home . it was utter chaos . did you know anyone who worked in the world trade center ? yes , my uncle 's firm had an office in one of the towers .
i did n't see the crash itself , but i did see the smoke and everything afterwards from my parents ' apartment building . that must have been horrible . did you go out at all that day to see what was going on ? no , we decided to stay in our apartment . with all the buses out of service and the underground trains at a halt , many people had no choice but to walk home . it was utter chaos . did you know anyone who worked in the world trade center ? yes , my uncle 's firm had an office in one of the towers .
i did n't see the crash itself , but i did see the smoke and everything afterwards from my parents ' apartment building . that must have been horrible . did you go out at all that day to see what was going on ? no , we decided to stay in our apartment . with all the buses out of service and the underground trains at a halt , many people had no choice but to walk home . it was utter chaos . did you know anyone who worked in the world trade center ? yes , my uncle 's firm had an office in one of the towers .
i did n't see the crash itself , but i did see the smoke and everything afterwards from my parents ' apartment building . that must have been horrible . did you go out at all that day to see what was going on ? no , we decided to stay in our apartment . with all the buses out of service and the underground trains at a halt , many people had no choice but to walk home . it was utter chaos . did you know anyone who worked in the world trade center ? yes , my uncle 's firm had an office in one of the towers .
i did n't see the crash itself , but i did see the smoke and everything afterwards from my parents ' apartment building . that must have been horrible . did you go out at all that day to see what was going on ? no , we decided to stay in our apartment . with all the buses out of service and the underground trains at a halt , many people had no choice but to walk home . it was utter chaos . did you know anyone who worked in the world trade center ? yes , my uncle 's firm had an office in one of the towers .
i did n't see the crash itself , but i did see the smoke and everything afterwards from my parents ' apartment building . that must have been horrible . did you go out at all that day to see what was going on ? no , we decided to stay in our apartment . with all the buses out of service and the underground trains at a halt , many people had no choice but to walk home . it was utter chaos . did you know anyone who worked in the world trade center ? yes , my uncle 's firm had an office in one of the towers .
i did n't see the crash itself , but i did see the smoke and everything afterwards from my parents ' apartment building . that must have been horrible . did you go out at all that day to see what was going on ? no , we decided to stay in our apartment . with all the buses out of service and the underground trains at a halt , many people had no choice but to walk home . it was utter chaos . did you know anyone who worked in the world trade center ? yes , my uncle 's firm had an office in one of the towers .
i did n't see the crash itself , but i did see the smoke and everything afterwards from my parents ' apartment building . that must have been horrible . did you go out at all that day to see what was going on ? no , we decided to stay in our apartment . with all the buses out of service and the underground trains at a halt , many people had no choice but to walk home . it was utter chaos . did you know anyone who worked in the world trade center ? yes , my uncle 's firm had an office in one of the towers .
i did n't see the crash itself , but i did see the smoke and everything afterwards from my parents ' apartment building . that must have been horrible . did you go out at all that day to see what was going on ? no , we decided to stay in our apartment . with all the buses out of service and the underground trains at a halt , many people had no choice but to walk home . it was utter chaos . did you know anyone who worked in the world trade center ? yes , my uncle 's firm had an office in one of the towers .
hello , this is shogun restaurant . hello , i need to make a dinner reservation .
hello , this is shogun restaurant . hello , i need to make a dinner reservation .
hello , this is shogun restaurant . hello , i need to make a dinner reservation .
hello , this is shogun restaurant . hello , i need to make a dinner reservation .
hello , this is shogun restaurant . hello , i need to make a dinner reservation .
hello , this is shogun restaurant . hello , i need to make a dinner reservation .
hello , this is shogun restaurant . hello , i need to make a dinner reservation .
hello , this is shogun restaurant . hello , i need to make a dinner reservation .
hello , this is shogun restaurant . hello , i need to make a dinner reservation .
what happened today on the freeway ? you do n't know what happened ?
what happened today on the freeway ? you do n't know what happened ?
what happened today on the freeway ? you do n't know what happened ?
what happened today on the freeway ? you do n't know what happened ?
what happened today on the freeway ? you do n't know what happened ?
what happened today on the freeway ? you do n't know what happened ?
what happened today on the freeway ? you do n't know what happened ?
what happened today on the freeway ? you do n't know what happened ?
what happened today on the freeway ? you do n't know what happened ?
i was just wondering if many chinese people take their leftover food home from a restaurant . in most cities in china , doggie bags are quite uncommon . what happen to all the leftover food ? it usually goes to the dump . that seems like an awful waste ! why do n't people order fewer dishes so that they do n't have to throw so much away at the end of the meal ?
i was just wondering if many chinese people take their leftover food home from a restaurant . in most cities in china , doggie bags are quite uncommon . what happen to all the leftover food ? it usually goes to the dump . that seems like an awful waste ! why do n't people order fewer dishes so that they do n't have to throw so much away at the end of the meal ?
i was just wondering if many chinese people take their leftover food home from a restaurant . in most cities in china , doggie bags are quite uncommon . what happen to all the leftover food ? it usually goes to the dump . that seems like an awful waste ! why do n't people order fewer dishes so that they do n't have to throw so much away at the end of the meal ?
i was just wondering if many chinese people take their leftover food home from a restaurant . in most cities in china , doggie bags are quite uncommon . what happen to all the leftover food ? it usually goes to the dump . that seems like an awful waste ! why do n't people order fewer dishes so that they do n't have to throw so much away at the end of the meal ?
i was just wondering if many chinese people take their leftover food home from a restaurant . in most cities in china , doggie bags are quite uncommon . what happen to all the leftover food ? it usually goes to the dump . that seems like an awful waste ! why do n't people order fewer dishes so that they do n't have to throw so much away at the end of the meal ?
i was just wondering if many chinese people take their leftover food home from a restaurant . in most cities in china , doggie bags are quite uncommon . what happen to all the leftover food ? it usually goes to the dump . that seems like an awful waste ! why do n't people order fewer dishes so that they do n't have to throw so much away at the end of the meal ?
i was just wondering if many chinese people take their leftover food home from a restaurant . in most cities in china , doggie bags are quite uncommon . what happen to all the leftover food ? it usually goes to the dump . that seems like an awful waste ! why do n't people order fewer dishes so that they do n't have to throw so much away at the end of the meal ?
i was just wondering if many chinese people take their leftover food home from a restaurant . in most cities in china , doggie bags are quite uncommon . what happen to all the leftover food ? it usually goes to the dump . that seems like an awful waste ! why do n't people order fewer dishes so that they do n't have to throw so much away at the end of the meal ?
i was just wondering if many chinese people take their leftover food home from a restaurant . in most cities in china , doggie bags are quite uncommon . what happen to all the leftover food ? it usually goes to the dump . that seems like an awful waste ! why do n't people order fewer dishes so that they do n't have to throw so much away at the end of the meal ?
i need to get on another bus , but i have no more money . where 'd the rest of your money for the bus go ? i spent it on a bag of chips . well , that was an intelligent thing to do .
i need to get on another bus , but i have no more money . where 'd the rest of your money for the bus go ? i spent it on a bag of chips . well , that was an intelligent thing to do .
i need to get on another bus , but i have no more money . where 'd the rest of your money for the bus go ? i spent it on a bag of chips . well , that was an intelligent thing to do .
i need to get on another bus , but i have no more money . where 'd the rest of your money for the bus go ? i spent it on a bag of chips . well , that was an intelligent thing to do .
i need to get on another bus , but i have no more money . where 'd the rest of your money for the bus go ? i spent it on a bag of chips . well , that was an intelligent thing to do .
i need to get on another bus , but i have no more money . where 'd the rest of your money for the bus go ? i spent it on a bag of chips . well , that was an intelligent thing to do .
i need to get on another bus , but i have no more money . where 'd the rest of your money for the bus go ? i spent it on a bag of chips . well , that was an intelligent thing to do .
i need to get on another bus , but i have no more money . where 'd the rest of your money for the bus go ? i spent it on a bag of chips . well , that was an intelligent thing to do .
i need to get on another bus , but i have no more money . where 'd the rest of your money for the bus go ? i spent it on a bag of chips . well , that was an intelligent thing to do .
i liked physics . it ' s all math , really . arcs , curves , velocity , cool stuff . yeah , yeah , but today ' s lesson was all about the creation of the universe . a physics class about the creation of the universe ? that ' s some pretty unscientific language there . sounds more religious to me . it ' s all religion . take the theory of the big bang.how is it possible that all of the stuff in the universe comes from an explosion ? that ' s no better than atlas carrying turtles ? whatever ... look , all that ' s required for the creation of matter an imbalance of particles and anti particles . at least , that ' s what the math says .
i liked physics . it ' s all math , really . arcs , curves , velocity , cool stuff . yeah , yeah , but today ' s lesson was all about the creation of the universe . a physics class about the creation of the universe ? that ' s some pretty unscientific language there . sounds more religious to me . it ' s all religion . take the theory of the big bang.how is it possible that all of the stuff in the universe comes from an explosion ? that ' s no better than atlas carrying turtles ? whatever ... look , all that ' s required for the creation of matter an imbalance of particles and anti particles . at least , that ' s what the math says .
i liked physics . it ' s all math , really . arcs , curves , velocity , cool stuff . yeah , yeah , but today ' s lesson was all about the creation of the universe . a physics class about the creation of the universe ? that ' s some pretty unscientific language there . sounds more religious to me . it ' s all religion . take the theory of the big bang.how is it possible that all of the stuff in the universe comes from an explosion ? that ' s no better than atlas carrying turtles ? whatever ... look , all that ' s required for the creation of matter an imbalance of particles and anti particles . at least , that ' s what the math says .
i liked physics . it ' s all math , really . arcs , curves , velocity , cool stuff . yeah , yeah , but today ' s lesson was all about the creation of the universe . a physics class about the creation of the universe ? that ' s some pretty unscientific language there . sounds more religious to me . it ' s all religion . take the theory of the big bang.how is it possible that all of the stuff in the universe comes from an explosion ? that ' s no better than atlas carrying turtles ? whatever ... look , all that ' s required for the creation of matter an imbalance of particles and anti particles . at least , that ' s what the math says .
i liked physics . it ' s all math , really . arcs , curves , velocity , cool stuff . yeah , yeah , but today ' s lesson was all about the creation of the universe . a physics class about the creation of the universe ? that ' s some pretty unscientific language there . sounds more religious to me . it ' s all religion . take the theory of the big bang.how is it possible that all of the stuff in the universe comes from an explosion ? that ' s no better than atlas carrying turtles ? whatever ... look , all that ' s required for the creation of matter an imbalance of particles and anti particles . at least , that ' s what the math says .
i liked physics . it ' s all math , really . arcs , curves , velocity , cool stuff . yeah , yeah , but today ' s lesson was all about the creation of the universe . a physics class about the creation of the universe ? that ' s some pretty unscientific language there . sounds more religious to me . it ' s all religion . take the theory of the big bang.how is it possible that all of the stuff in the universe comes from an explosion ? that ' s no better than atlas carrying turtles ? whatever ... look , all that ' s required for the creation of matter an imbalance of particles and anti particles . at least , that ' s what the math says .
i liked physics . it ' s all math , really . arcs , curves , velocity , cool stuff . yeah , yeah , but today ' s lesson was all about the creation of the universe . a physics class about the creation of the universe ? that ' s some pretty unscientific language there . sounds more religious to me . it ' s all religion . take the theory of the big bang.how is it possible that all of the stuff in the universe comes from an explosion ? that ' s no better than atlas carrying turtles ? whatever ... look , all that ' s required for the creation of matter an imbalance of particles and anti particles . at least , that ' s what the math says .
i liked physics . it ' s all math , really . arcs , curves , velocity , cool stuff . yeah , yeah , but today ' s lesson was all about the creation of the universe . a physics class about the creation of the universe ? that ' s some pretty unscientific language there . sounds more religious to me . it ' s all religion . take the theory of the big bang.how is it possible that all of the stuff in the universe comes from an explosion ? that ' s no better than atlas carrying turtles ? whatever ... look , all that ' s required for the creation of matter an imbalance of particles and anti particles . at least , that ' s what the math says .
i liked physics . it ' s all math , really . arcs , curves , velocity , cool stuff . yeah , yeah , but today ' s lesson was all about the creation of the universe . a physics class about the creation of the universe ? that ' s some pretty unscientific language there . sounds more religious to me . it ' s all religion . take the theory of the big bang.how is it possible that all of the stuff in the universe comes from an explosion ? that ' s no better than atlas carrying turtles ? whatever ... look , all that ' s required for the creation of matter an imbalance of particles and anti particles . at least , that ' s what the math says .
i can drink ten cups in fifteen minutes . i ' m sure .
i can drink ten cups in fifteen minutes . i ' m sure .
i can drink ten cups in fifteen minutes . i ' m sure .
i can drink ten cups in fifteen minutes . i ' m sure .
i can drink ten cups in fifteen minutes . i ' m sure .
i can drink ten cups in fifteen minutes . i ' m sure .
i can drink ten cups in fifteen minutes . i ' m sure .
i can drink ten cups in fifteen minutes . i ' m sure .
i can drink ten cups in fifteen minutes . i ' m sure .
you can get del or dial up . which of those two is best ? i would recommend del . so that one better ? it 's better because it does n't tie up the phone .
you can get del or dial up . which of those two is best ? i would recommend del . so that one better ? it 's better because it does n't tie up the phone .
you can get del or dial up . which of those two is best ? i would recommend del . so that one better ? it 's better because it does n't tie up the phone .
you can get del or dial up . which of those two is best ? i would recommend del . so that one better ? it 's better because it does n't tie up the phone .
you can get del or dial up . which of those two is best ? i would recommend del . so that one better ? it 's better because it does n't tie up the phone .
you can get del or dial up . which of those two is best ? i would recommend del . so that one better ? it 's better because it does n't tie up the phone .
you can get del or dial up . which of those two is best ? i would recommend del . so that one better ? it 's better because it does n't tie up the phone .
you can get del or dial up . which of those two is best ? i would recommend del . so that one better ? it 's better because it does n't tie up the phone .
you can get del or dial up . which of those two is best ? i would recommend del . so that one better ? it 's better because it does n't tie up the phone .
hi , betty.what ' s up ? nothing special . how about you ? are you used to the life here in the states ?
hi , betty.what ' s up ? nothing special . how about you ? are you used to the life here in the states ?
hi , betty.what ' s up ? nothing special . how about you ? are you used to the life here in the states ?
hi , betty.what ' s up ? nothing special . how about you ? are you used to the life here in the states ?
hi , betty.what ' s up ? nothing special . how about you ? are you used to the life here in the states ?
hi , betty.what ' s up ? nothing special . how about you ? are you used to the life here in the states ?
hi , betty.what ' s up ? nothing special . how about you ? are you used to the life here in the states ?
hi , betty.what ' s up ? nothing special . how about you ? are you used to the life here in the states ?
hi , betty.what ' s up ? nothing special . how about you ? are you used to the life here in the states ?
i have a little problem with room 507 . what exactly seems to be the problem , mr . sandals ? i found cockroaches in my room .
i have a little problem with room 507 . what exactly seems to be the problem , mr . sandals ? i found cockroaches in my room .
i have a little problem with room 507 . what exactly seems to be the problem , mr . sandals ? i found cockroaches in my room .
i have a little problem with room 507 . what exactly seems to be the problem , mr . sandals ? i found cockroaches in my room .
i have a little problem with room 507 . what exactly seems to be the problem , mr . sandals ? i found cockroaches in my room .
i have a little problem with room 507 . what exactly seems to be the problem , mr . sandals ? i found cockroaches in my room .
i have a little problem with room 507 . what exactly seems to be the problem , mr . sandals ? i found cockroaches in my room .
i have a little problem with room 507 . what exactly seems to be the problem , mr . sandals ? i found cockroaches in my room .
i have a little problem with room 507 . what exactly seems to be the problem , mr . sandals ? i found cockroaches in my room .
excuse me , can you help me ? i would like to change rooms if possible , i couldn ' t sleep at all last night , because the people in the room next to mine were making a i am so sorry to hear that sir , let me check and see what is available , what room are you in now ? i ' m on the 6th floor , room 698 , i ' v had many problems with that room , just this morning , i called someone up to fix the light fixture in the bathroom , it
excuse me , can you help me ? i would like to change rooms if possible , i couldn ' t sleep at all last night , because the people in the room next to mine were making a i am so sorry to hear that sir , let me check and see what is available , what room are you in now ? i ' m on the 6th floor , room 698 , i ' v had many problems with that room , just this morning , i called someone up to fix the light fixture in the bathroom , it
excuse me , can you help me ? i would like to change rooms if possible , i couldn ' t sleep at all last night , because the people in the room next to mine were making a i am so sorry to hear that sir , let me check and see what is available , what room are you in now ? i ' m on the 6th floor , room 698 , i ' v had many problems with that room , just this morning , i called someone up to fix the light fixture in the bathroom , it
excuse me , can you help me ? i would like to change rooms if possible , i couldn ' t sleep at all last night , because the people in the room next to mine were making a i am so sorry to hear that sir , let me check and see what is available , what room are you in now ? i ' m on the 6th floor , room 698 , i ' v had many problems with that room , just this morning , i called someone up to fix the light fixture in the bathroom , it
excuse me , can you help me ? i would like to change rooms if possible , i couldn ' t sleep at all last night , because the people in the room next to mine were making a i am so sorry to hear that sir , let me check and see what is available , what room are you in now ? i ' m on the 6th floor , room 698 , i ' v had many problems with that room , just this morning , i called someone up to fix the light fixture in the bathroom , it
excuse me , can you help me ? i would like to change rooms if possible , i couldn ' t sleep at all last night , because the people in the room next to mine were making a i am so sorry to hear that sir , let me check and see what is available , what room are you in now ? i ' m on the 6th floor , room 698 , i ' v had many problems with that room , just this morning , i called someone up to fix the light fixture in the bathroom , it
excuse me , can you help me ? i would like to change rooms if possible , i couldn ' t sleep at all last night , because the people in the room next to mine were making a i am so sorry to hear that sir , let me check and see what is available , what room are you in now ? i ' m on the 6th floor , room 698 , i ' v had many problems with that room , just this morning , i called someone up to fix the light fixture in the bathroom , it
excuse me , can you help me ? i would like to change rooms if possible , i couldn ' t sleep at all last night , because the people in the room next to mine were making a i am so sorry to hear that sir , let me check and see what is available , what room are you in now ? i ' m on the 6th floor , room 698 , i ' v had many problems with that room , just this morning , i called someone up to fix the light fixture in the bathroom , it
excuse me , can you help me ? i would like to change rooms if possible , i couldn ' t sleep at all last night , because the people in the room next to mine were making a i am so sorry to hear that sir , let me check and see what is available , what room are you in now ? i ' m on the 6th floor , room 698 , i ' v had many problems with that room , just this morning , i called someone up to fix the light fixture in the bathroom , it
pardon me . does your hotel have a fitness facility ? yes , sir . we try to anticipate all our guests ' needs , including fitness . great ! where is it ?
pardon me . does your hotel have a fitness facility ? yes , sir . we try to anticipate all our guests ' needs , including fitness . great ! where is it ?
pardon me . does your hotel have a fitness facility ? yes , sir . we try to anticipate all our guests ' needs , including fitness . great ! where is it ?
pardon me . does your hotel have a fitness facility ? yes , sir . we try to anticipate all our guests ' needs , including fitness . great ! where is it ?
pardon me . does your hotel have a fitness facility ? yes , sir . we try to anticipate all our guests ' needs , including fitness . great ! where is it ?
pardon me . does your hotel have a fitness facility ? yes , sir . we try to anticipate all our guests ' needs , including fitness . great ! where is it ?
pardon me . does your hotel have a fitness facility ? yes , sir . we try to anticipate all our guests ' needs , including fitness . great ! where is it ?
pardon me . does your hotel have a fitness facility ? yes , sir . we try to anticipate all our guests ' needs , including fitness . great ! where is it ?
pardon me . does your hotel have a fitness facility ? yes , sir . we try to anticipate all our guests ' needs , including fitness . great ! where is it ?
i have never done this before and don ' t know where to begin as far as making an offer on this house . leave the details of making the offer up to me . what were you thinking you should offer ?
i have never done this before and don ' t know where to begin as far as making an offer on this house . leave the details of making the offer up to me . what were you thinking you should offer ?
i have never done this before and don ' t know where to begin as far as making an offer on this house . leave the details of making the offer up to me . what were you thinking you should offer ?
i have never done this before and don ' t know where to begin as far as making an offer on this house . leave the details of making the offer up to me . what were you thinking you should offer ?
i have never done this before and don ' t know where to begin as far as making an offer on this house . leave the details of making the offer up to me . what were you thinking you should offer ?
i have never done this before and don ' t know where to begin as far as making an offer on this house . leave the details of making the offer up to me . what were you thinking you should offer ?
i have never done this before and don ' t know where to begin as far as making an offer on this house . leave the details of making the offer up to me . what were you thinking you should offer ?
i have never done this before and don ' t know where to begin as far as making an offer on this house . leave the details of making the offer up to me . what were you thinking you should offer ?
i have never done this before and don ' t know where to begin as far as making an offer on this house . leave the details of making the offer up to me . what were you thinking you should offer ?
my throat is really dry . do you want to go get something to drink ? yes , i 'm parched . what did you want to drink ?
my throat is really dry . do you want to go get something to drink ? yes , i 'm parched . what did you want to drink ?
my throat is really dry . do you want to go get something to drink ? yes , i 'm parched . what did you want to drink ?
my throat is really dry . do you want to go get something to drink ? yes , i 'm parched . what did you want to drink ?
my throat is really dry . do you want to go get something to drink ? yes , i 'm parched . what did you want to drink ?
my throat is really dry . do you want to go get something to drink ? yes , i 'm parched . what did you want to drink ?
my throat is really dry . do you want to go get something to drink ? yes , i 'm parched . what did you want to drink ?
my throat is really dry . do you want to go get something to drink ? yes , i 'm parched . what did you want to drink ?
my throat is really dry . do you want to go get something to drink ? yes , i 'm parched . what did you want to drink ?
how did you do on your belts exam ?
how did you do on your belts exam ?
how did you do on your belts exam ?
how did you do on your belts exam ?
how did you do on your belts exam ?
how did you do on your belts exam ?
how did you do on your belts exam ?
how did you do on your belts exam ?
how did you do on your belts exam ?
is this the class to prepare for interviews ?
is this the class to prepare for interviews ?
is this the class to prepare for interviews ?
is this the class to prepare for interviews ?
is this the class to prepare for interviews ?
is this the class to prepare for interviews ?
is this the class to prepare for interviews ?
is this the class to prepare for interviews ?
is this the class to prepare for interviews ?
oh , iris ! what was it about this time ? it was over food . i simply wanted some fried chicken but she said no . i believe she was right . you must know that fried foods contain a lot of fat . oh , she keeps saying that . she never allows me to have them . i think you 'd better take her advice since health is the greatest wealth .
oh , iris ! what was it about this time ? it was over food . i simply wanted some fried chicken but she said no . i believe she was right . you must know that fried foods contain a lot of fat . oh , she keeps saying that . she never allows me to have them . i think you 'd better take her advice since health is the greatest wealth .
oh , iris ! what was it about this time ? it was over food . i simply wanted some fried chicken but she said no . i believe she was right . you must know that fried foods contain a lot of fat . oh , she keeps saying that . she never allows me to have them . i think you 'd better take her advice since health is the greatest wealth .
oh , iris ! what was it about this time ? it was over food . i simply wanted some fried chicken but she said no . i believe she was right . you must know that fried foods contain a lot of fat . oh , she keeps saying that . she never allows me to have them . i think you 'd better take her advice since health is the greatest wealth .
oh , iris ! what was it about this time ? it was over food . i simply wanted some fried chicken but she said no . i believe she was right . you must know that fried foods contain a lot of fat . oh , she keeps saying that . she never allows me to have them . i think you 'd better take her advice since health is the greatest wealth .
oh , iris ! what was it about this time ? it was over food . i simply wanted some fried chicken but she said no . i believe she was right . you must know that fried foods contain a lot of fat . oh , she keeps saying that . she never allows me to have them . i think you 'd better take her advice since health is the greatest wealth .
oh , iris ! what was it about this time ? it was over food . i simply wanted some fried chicken but she said no . i believe she was right . you must know that fried foods contain a lot of fat . oh , she keeps saying that . she never allows me to have them . i think you 'd better take her advice since health is the greatest wealth .
oh , iris ! what was it about this time ? it was over food . i simply wanted some fried chicken but she said no . i believe she was right . you must know that fried foods contain a lot of fat . oh , she keeps saying that . she never allows me to have them . i think you 'd better take her advice since health is the greatest wealth .
oh , iris ! what was it about this time ? it was over food . i simply wanted some fried chicken but she said no . i believe she was right . you must know that fried foods contain a lot of fat . oh , she keeps saying that . she never allows me to have them . i think you 'd better take her advice since health is the greatest wealth .
hello , thank you for taking the time to interview me . hi there , i ' m bill gotcha , the owner of gotcha enterprises . did you find your way here ok ?
hello , thank you for taking the time to interview me . hi there , i ' m bill gotcha , the owner of gotcha enterprises . did you find your way here ok ?
hello , thank you for taking the time to interview me . hi there , i ' m bill gotcha , the owner of gotcha enterprises . did you find your way here ok ?
hello , thank you for taking the time to interview me . hi there , i ' m bill gotcha , the owner of gotcha enterprises . did you find your way here ok ?
hello , thank you for taking the time to interview me . hi there , i ' m bill gotcha , the owner of gotcha enterprises . did you find your way here ok ?
hello , thank you for taking the time to interview me . hi there , i ' m bill gotcha , the owner of gotcha enterprises . did you find your way here ok ?
hello , thank you for taking the time to interview me . hi there , i ' m bill gotcha , the owner of gotcha enterprises . did you find your way here ok ?
hello , thank you for taking the time to interview me . hi there , i ' m bill gotcha , the owner of gotcha enterprises . did you find your way here ok ?
hello , thank you for taking the time to interview me . hi there , i ' m bill gotcha , the owner of gotcha enterprises . did you find your way here ok ?
sure ! i can help you . do you know where the timesheets are kept ? no , i do n't know where to find one . well , once you get one off the shelf over there , you first put your name on it . ok ? yes , i can do that . now you have to fill in the hours in the blanks and total the hours for the week . do you know how to use military time ?
sure ! i can help you . do you know where the timesheets are kept ? no , i do n't know where to find one . well , once you get one off the shelf over there , you first put your name on it . ok ? yes , i can do that . now you have to fill in the hours in the blanks and total the hours for the week . do you know how to use military time ?
sure ! i can help you . do you know where the timesheets are kept ? no , i do n't know where to find one . well , once you get one off the shelf over there , you first put your name on it . ok ? yes , i can do that . now you have to fill in the hours in the blanks and total the hours for the week . do you know how to use military time ?
sure ! i can help you . do you know where the timesheets are kept ? no , i do n't know where to find one . well , once you get one off the shelf over there , you first put your name on it . ok ? yes , i can do that . now you have to fill in the hours in the blanks and total the hours for the week . do you know how to use military time ?
sure ! i can help you . do you know where the timesheets are kept ? no , i do n't know where to find one . well , once you get one off the shelf over there , you first put your name on it . ok ? yes , i can do that . now you have to fill in the hours in the blanks and total the hours for the week . do you know how to use military time ?
sure ! i can help you . do you know where the timesheets are kept ? no , i do n't know where to find one . well , once you get one off the shelf over there , you first put your name on it . ok ? yes , i can do that . now you have to fill in the hours in the blanks and total the hours for the week . do you know how to use military time ?
sure ! i can help you . do you know where the timesheets are kept ? no , i do n't know where to find one . well , once you get one off the shelf over there , you first put your name on it . ok ? yes , i can do that . now you have to fill in the hours in the blanks and total the hours for the week . do you know how to use military time ?
sure ! i can help you . do you know where the timesheets are kept ? no , i do n't know where to find one . well , once you get one off the shelf over there , you first put your name on it . ok ? yes , i can do that . now you have to fill in the hours in the blanks and total the hours for the week . do you know how to use military time ?
sure ! i can help you . do you know where the timesheets are kept ? no , i do n't know where to find one . well , once you get one off the shelf over there , you first put your name on it . ok ? yes , i can do that . now you have to fill in the hours in the blanks and total the hours for the week . do you know how to use military time ?
gucci , you look serious . i wish you ' d let your hair down .
gucci , you look serious . i wish you ' d let your hair down .
gucci , you look serious . i wish you ' d let your hair down .
gucci , you look serious . i wish you ' d let your hair down .
gucci , you look serious . i wish you ' d let your hair down .
gucci , you look serious . i wish you ' d let your hair down .
gucci , you look serious . i wish you ' d let your hair down .
gucci , you look serious . i wish you ' d let your hair down .
gucci , you look serious . i wish you ' d let your hair down .
i will take part in the finals soon .
i will take part in the finals soon .
i will take part in the finals soon .
i will take part in the finals soon .
i will take part in the finals soon .
i will take part in the finals soon .
i will take part in the finals soon .
i will take part in the finals soon .
i will take part in the finals soon .
your luggage is two pounds over . i ' m afraid they 'll be in excess luggage charge , sir . how much must i pay ? it ' s ten yuan . here you are . this is your luggage check which you must show when you disembark at your destination and here is your boarding pass and your ticket .
your luggage is two pounds over . i ' m afraid they 'll be in excess luggage charge , sir . how much must i pay ? it ' s ten yuan . here you are . this is your luggage check which you must show when you disembark at your destination and here is your boarding pass and your ticket .
your luggage is two pounds over . i ' m afraid they 'll be in excess luggage charge , sir . how much must i pay ? it ' s ten yuan . here you are . this is your luggage check which you must show when you disembark at your destination and here is your boarding pass and your ticket .
your luggage is two pounds over . i ' m afraid they 'll be in excess luggage charge , sir . how much must i pay ? it ' s ten yuan . here you are . this is your luggage check which you must show when you disembark at your destination and here is your boarding pass and your ticket .
your luggage is two pounds over . i ' m afraid they 'll be in excess luggage charge , sir . how much must i pay ? it ' s ten yuan . here you are . this is your luggage check which you must show when you disembark at your destination and here is your boarding pass and your ticket .
your luggage is two pounds over . i ' m afraid they 'll be in excess luggage charge , sir . how much must i pay ? it ' s ten yuan . here you are . this is your luggage check which you must show when you disembark at your destination and here is your boarding pass and your ticket .
your luggage is two pounds over . i ' m afraid they 'll be in excess luggage charge , sir . how much must i pay ? it ' s ten yuan . here you are . this is your luggage check which you must show when you disembark at your destination and here is your boarding pass and your ticket .
your luggage is two pounds over . i ' m afraid they 'll be in excess luggage charge , sir . how much must i pay ? it ' s ten yuan . here you are . this is your luggage check which you must show when you disembark at your destination and here is your boarding pass and your ticket .
your luggage is two pounds over . i ' m afraid they 'll be in excess luggage charge , sir . how much must i pay ? it ' s ten yuan . here you are . this is your luggage check which you must show when you disembark at your destination and here is your boarding pass and your ticket .
have you had a chance to look over the contract ? yes . i ' ve read it carefully . and do you have any questions ? no . but the contract stipulates that i will teach 22 hours a week.will you have thatmany classes for me right away ? no , probably not . for the first two weeks you may teach 10 or 15 hours .
have you had a chance to look over the contract ? yes . i ' ve read it carefully . and do you have any questions ? no . but the contract stipulates that i will teach 22 hours a week.will you have thatmany classes for me right away ? no , probably not . for the first two weeks you may teach 10 or 15 hours .
have you had a chance to look over the contract ? yes . i ' ve read it carefully . and do you have any questions ? no . but the contract stipulates that i will teach 22 hours a week.will you have thatmany classes for me right away ? no , probably not . for the first two weeks you may teach 10 or 15 hours .
have you had a chance to look over the contract ? yes . i ' ve read it carefully . and do you have any questions ? no . but the contract stipulates that i will teach 22 hours a week.will you have thatmany classes for me right away ? no , probably not . for the first two weeks you may teach 10 or 15 hours .
have you had a chance to look over the contract ? yes . i ' ve read it carefully . and do you have any questions ? no . but the contract stipulates that i will teach 22 hours a week.will you have thatmany classes for me right away ? no , probably not . for the first two weeks you may teach 10 or 15 hours .
have you had a chance to look over the contract ? yes . i ' ve read it carefully . and do you have any questions ? no . but the contract stipulates that i will teach 22 hours a week.will you have thatmany classes for me right away ? no , probably not . for the first two weeks you may teach 10 or 15 hours .
have you had a chance to look over the contract ? yes . i ' ve read it carefully . and do you have any questions ? no . but the contract stipulates that i will teach 22 hours a week.will you have thatmany classes for me right away ? no , probably not . for the first two weeks you may teach 10 or 15 hours .
have you had a chance to look over the contract ? yes . i ' ve read it carefully . and do you have any questions ? no . but the contract stipulates that i will teach 22 hours a week.will you have thatmany classes for me right away ? no , probably not . for the first two weeks you may teach 10 or 15 hours .
have you had a chance to look over the contract ? yes . i ' ve read it carefully . and do you have any questions ? no . but the contract stipulates that i will teach 22 hours a week.will you have thatmany classes for me right away ? no , probably not . for the first two weeks you may teach 10 or 15 hours .
from the looks of this house from the outside , i don ' t really think that i want to go inside . from here , it does look like it could use a little work . let ' s see what the interior looks like .
from the looks of this house from the outside , i don ' t really think that i want to go inside . from here , it does look like it could use a little work . let ' s see what the interior looks like .
from the looks of this house from the outside , i don ' t really think that i want to go inside . from here , it does look like it could use a little work . let ' s see what the interior looks like .
from the looks of this house from the outside , i don ' t really think that i want to go inside . from here , it does look like it could use a little work . let ' s see what the interior looks like .
from the looks of this house from the outside , i don ' t really think that i want to go inside . from here , it does look like it could use a little work . let ' s see what the interior looks like .
from the looks of this house from the outside , i don ' t really think that i want to go inside . from here , it does look like it could use a little work . let ' s see what the interior looks like .
from the looks of this house from the outside , i don ' t really think that i want to go inside . from here , it does look like it could use a little work . let ' s see what the interior looks like .
from the looks of this house from the outside , i don ' t really think that i want to go inside . from here , it does look like it could use a little work . let ' s see what the interior looks like .
from the looks of this house from the outside , i don ' t really think that i want to go inside . from here , it does look like it could use a little work . let ' s see what the interior looks like .
let me take care of the check today . why ? it 's unfair . how about going dutch ? you paid the last time , because i did n't have any money , remember ? oh , come on , i almost forgot . do n't worry about it . i did n't mind picking up the tab last time . but you really should let me treat one time , i feel like i own you one if i did n't .
let me take care of the check today . why ? it 's unfair . how about going dutch ? you paid the last time , because i did n't have any money , remember ? oh , come on , i almost forgot . do n't worry about it . i did n't mind picking up the tab last time . but you really should let me treat one time , i feel like i own you one if i did n't .
let me take care of the check today . why ? it 's unfair . how about going dutch ? you paid the last time , because i did n't have any money , remember ? oh , come on , i almost forgot . do n't worry about it . i did n't mind picking up the tab last time . but you really should let me treat one time , i feel like i own you one if i did n't .
let me take care of the check today . why ? it 's unfair . how about going dutch ? you paid the last time , because i did n't have any money , remember ? oh , come on , i almost forgot . do n't worry about it . i did n't mind picking up the tab last time . but you really should let me treat one time , i feel like i own you one if i did n't .
let me take care of the check today . why ? it 's unfair . how about going dutch ? you paid the last time , because i did n't have any money , remember ? oh , come on , i almost forgot . do n't worry about it . i did n't mind picking up the tab last time . but you really should let me treat one time , i feel like i own you one if i did n't .
let me take care of the check today . why ? it 's unfair . how about going dutch ? you paid the last time , because i did n't have any money , remember ? oh , come on , i almost forgot . do n't worry about it . i did n't mind picking up the tab last time . but you really should let me treat one time , i feel like i own you one if i did n't .
let me take care of the check today . why ? it 's unfair . how about going dutch ? you paid the last time , because i did n't have any money , remember ? oh , come on , i almost forgot . do n't worry about it . i did n't mind picking up the tab last time . but you really should let me treat one time , i feel like i own you one if i did n't .
let me take care of the check today . why ? it 's unfair . how about going dutch ? you paid the last time , because i did n't have any money , remember ? oh , come on , i almost forgot . do n't worry about it . i did n't mind picking up the tab last time . but you really should let me treat one time , i feel like i own you one if i did n't .
let me take care of the check today . why ? it 's unfair . how about going dutch ? you paid the last time , because i did n't have any money , remember ? oh , come on , i almost forgot . do n't worry about it . i did n't mind picking up the tab last time . but you really should let me treat one time , i feel like i own you one if i did n't .
wake up , it 's time for school .
wake up , it 's time for school .
wake up , it 's time for school .
wake up , it 's time for school .
wake up , it 's time for school .
wake up , it 's time for school .
wake up , it 's time for school .
wake up , it 's time for school .
wake up , it 's time for school .
it was supposed to be here thirty minutes ago . i think it 'll be here pretty soon . i need to get to work , so it better . i really do hate public transportation . i agree , it 's just never on time .
it was supposed to be here thirty minutes ago . i think it 'll be here pretty soon . i need to get to work , so it better . i really do hate public transportation . i agree , it 's just never on time .
it was supposed to be here thirty minutes ago . i think it 'll be here pretty soon . i need to get to work , so it better . i really do hate public transportation . i agree , it 's just never on time .
it was supposed to be here thirty minutes ago . i think it 'll be here pretty soon . i need to get to work , so it better . i really do hate public transportation . i agree , it 's just never on time .
it was supposed to be here thirty minutes ago . i think it 'll be here pretty soon . i need to get to work , so it better . i really do hate public transportation . i agree , it 's just never on time .
it was supposed to be here thirty minutes ago . i think it 'll be here pretty soon . i need to get to work , so it better . i really do hate public transportation . i agree , it 's just never on time .
it was supposed to be here thirty minutes ago . i think it 'll be here pretty soon . i need to get to work , so it better . i really do hate public transportation . i agree , it 's just never on time .
it was supposed to be here thirty minutes ago . i think it 'll be here pretty soon . i need to get to work , so it better . i really do hate public transportation . i agree , it 's just never on time .
it was supposed to be here thirty minutes ago . i think it 'll be here pretty soon . i need to get to work , so it better . i really do hate public transportation . i agree , it 's just never on time .
there ' s a problem with that . what is the problem ? i won ' t be able to give you back your deposit . why not ? this was stated in our agreement .
there ' s a problem with that . what is the problem ? i won ' t be able to give you back your deposit . why not ? this was stated in our agreement .
there ' s a problem with that . what is the problem ? i won ' t be able to give you back your deposit . why not ? this was stated in our agreement .
there ' s a problem with that . what is the problem ? i won ' t be able to give you back your deposit . why not ? this was stated in our agreement .
there ' s a problem with that . what is the problem ? i won ' t be able to give you back your deposit . why not ? this was stated in our agreement .
there ' s a problem with that . what is the problem ? i won ' t be able to give you back your deposit . why not ? this was stated in our agreement .
there ' s a problem with that . what is the problem ? i won ' t be able to give you back your deposit . why not ? this was stated in our agreement .
there ' s a problem with that . what is the problem ? i won ' t be able to give you back your deposit . why not ? this was stated in our agreement .
there ' s a problem with that . what is the problem ? i won ' t be able to give you back your deposit . why not ? this was stated in our agreement .
excuse me miss , my friend is sick . is he ? yes . he looks pale , is there anything i can do for him ?
excuse me miss , my friend is sick . is he ? yes . he looks pale , is there anything i can do for him ?
excuse me miss , my friend is sick . is he ? yes . he looks pale , is there anything i can do for him ?
excuse me miss , my friend is sick . is he ? yes . he looks pale , is there anything i can do for him ?
excuse me miss , my friend is sick . is he ? yes . he looks pale , is there anything i can do for him ?
excuse me miss , my friend is sick . is he ? yes . he looks pale , is there anything i can do for him ?
excuse me miss , my friend is sick . is he ? yes . he looks pale , is there anything i can do for him ?
excuse me miss , my friend is sick . is he ? yes . he looks pale , is there anything i can do for him ?
excuse me miss , my friend is sick . is he ? yes . he looks pale , is there anything i can do for him ?
like what , for instance ? i enjoy rock and r b . why is that ? i like the different instruments that they use . that 's a good reason to like something .
like what , for instance ? i enjoy rock and r b . why is that ? i like the different instruments that they use . that 's a good reason to like something .
like what , for instance ? i enjoy rock and r b . why is that ? i like the different instruments that they use . that 's a good reason to like something .
like what , for instance ? i enjoy rock and r b . why is that ? i like the different instruments that they use . that 's a good reason to like something .
like what , for instance ? i enjoy rock and r b . why is that ? i like the different instruments that they use . that 's a good reason to like something .
like what , for instance ? i enjoy rock and r b . why is that ? i like the different instruments that they use . that 's a good reason to like something .
like what , for instance ? i enjoy rock and r b . why is that ? i like the different instruments that they use . that 's a good reason to like something .
like what , for instance ? i enjoy rock and r b . why is that ? i like the different instruments that they use . that 's a good reason to like something .
like what , for instance ? i enjoy rock and r b . why is that ? i like the different instruments that they use . that 's a good reason to like something .
how many parking tickets have you gotten before ? i ' ve gotten a few parking tickets before .
how many parking tickets have you gotten before ? i ' ve gotten a few parking tickets before .
how many parking tickets have you gotten before ? i ' ve gotten a few parking tickets before .
how many parking tickets have you gotten before ? i ' ve gotten a few parking tickets before .
how many parking tickets have you gotten before ? i ' ve gotten a few parking tickets before .
how many parking tickets have you gotten before ? i ' ve gotten a few parking tickets before .
how many parking tickets have you gotten before ? i ' ve gotten a few parking tickets before .
how many parking tickets have you gotten before ? i ' ve gotten a few parking tickets before .
how many parking tickets have you gotten before ? i ' ve gotten a few parking tickets before .
where did you want to go for lunch ? i was thinking we should just go to the cafeteria . i do n't think i ever got food from the cafeteria . i actually like the food there . does the cafeteria sell a lot of different food ?
where did you want to go for lunch ? i was thinking we should just go to the cafeteria . i do n't think i ever got food from the cafeteria . i actually like the food there . does the cafeteria sell a lot of different food ?
where did you want to go for lunch ? i was thinking we should just go to the cafeteria . i do n't think i ever got food from the cafeteria . i actually like the food there . does the cafeteria sell a lot of different food ?
where did you want to go for lunch ? i was thinking we should just go to the cafeteria . i do n't think i ever got food from the cafeteria . i actually like the food there . does the cafeteria sell a lot of different food ?
where did you want to go for lunch ? i was thinking we should just go to the cafeteria . i do n't think i ever got food from the cafeteria . i actually like the food there . does the cafeteria sell a lot of different food ?
where did you want to go for lunch ? i was thinking we should just go to the cafeteria . i do n't think i ever got food from the cafeteria . i actually like the food there . does the cafeteria sell a lot of different food ?
where did you want to go for lunch ? i was thinking we should just go to the cafeteria . i do n't think i ever got food from the cafeteria . i actually like the food there . does the cafeteria sell a lot of different food ?
where did you want to go for lunch ? i was thinking we should just go to the cafeteria . i do n't think i ever got food from the cafeteria . i actually like the food there . does the cafeteria sell a lot of different food ?
where did you want to go for lunch ? i was thinking we should just go to the cafeteria . i do n't think i ever got food from the cafeteria . i actually like the food there . does the cafeteria sell a lot of different food ?
that 's what i 'm telling you . what did i mess up on ? you did mess up a little on one thing . tell me . you had a little trouble on your parallel parking .
that 's what i 'm telling you . what did i mess up on ? you did mess up a little on one thing . tell me . you had a little trouble on your parallel parking .
that 's what i 'm telling you . what did i mess up on ? you did mess up a little on one thing . tell me . you had a little trouble on your parallel parking .
that 's what i 'm telling you . what did i mess up on ? you did mess up a little on one thing . tell me . you had a little trouble on your parallel parking .
that 's what i 'm telling you . what did i mess up on ? you did mess up a little on one thing . tell me . you had a little trouble on your parallel parking .
that 's what i 'm telling you . what did i mess up on ? you did mess up a little on one thing . tell me . you had a little trouble on your parallel parking .
that 's what i 'm telling you . what did i mess up on ? you did mess up a little on one thing . tell me . you had a little trouble on your parallel parking .
that 's what i 'm telling you . what did i mess up on ? you did mess up a little on one thing . tell me . you had a little trouble on your parallel parking .
that 's what i 'm telling you . what did i mess up on ? you did mess up a little on one thing . tell me . you had a little trouble on your parallel parking .
i need to get my high speed internet installed . you 'll need to make an appointment .
i need to get my high speed internet installed . you 'll need to make an appointment .
i need to get my high speed internet installed . you 'll need to make an appointment .
i need to get my high speed internet installed . you 'll need to make an appointment .
i need to get my high speed internet installed . you 'll need to make an appointment .
i need to get my high speed internet installed . you 'll need to make an appointment .
i need to get my high speed internet installed . you 'll need to make an appointment .
i need to get my high speed internet installed . you 'll need to make an appointment .
i need to get my high speed internet installed . you 'll need to make an appointment .
good morning , miss . good morning , sir . could you tell me please where can i find a currents exchange ?
good morning , miss . good morning , sir . could you tell me please where can i find a currents exchange ?
good morning , miss . good morning , sir . could you tell me please where can i find a currents exchange ?
good morning , miss . good morning , sir . could you tell me please where can i find a currents exchange ?
good morning , miss . good morning , sir . could you tell me please where can i find a currents exchange ?
good morning , miss . good morning , sir . could you tell me please where can i find a currents exchange ?
good morning , miss . good morning , sir . could you tell me please where can i find a currents exchange ?
good morning , miss . good morning , sir . could you tell me please where can i find a currents exchange ?
good morning , miss . good morning , sir . could you tell me please where can i find a currents exchange ?
thank you , but i 'm nervous . i do n't know what to do.could you tell me what should i do before an interview ? sure , you should prepare so that you can give proper response when you 're being interviewed . yeah , besides my personal introduction , what else should i prepare ? you should collect as much information about the company and the position you 're applying for as you can . it is important to show that you ' ve done some research into the company . the interviewers then what should i do when i 'm being interviewed ?
thank you , but i 'm nervous . i do n't know what to do.could you tell me what should i do before an interview ? sure , you should prepare so that you can give proper response when you 're being interviewed . yeah , besides my personal introduction , what else should i prepare ? you should collect as much information about the company and the position you 're applying for as you can . it is important to show that you ' ve done some research into the company . the interviewers then what should i do when i 'm being interviewed ?
thank you , but i 'm nervous . i do n't know what to do.could you tell me what should i do before an interview ? sure , you should prepare so that you can give proper response when you 're being interviewed . yeah , besides my personal introduction , what else should i prepare ? you should collect as much information about the company and the position you 're applying for as you can . it is important to show that you ' ve done some research into the company . the interviewers then what should i do when i 'm being interviewed ?
thank you , but i 'm nervous . i do n't know what to do.could you tell me what should i do before an interview ? sure , you should prepare so that you can give proper response when you 're being interviewed . yeah , besides my personal introduction , what else should i prepare ? you should collect as much information about the company and the position you 're applying for as you can . it is important to show that you ' ve done some research into the company . the interviewers then what should i do when i 'm being interviewed ?
thank you , but i 'm nervous . i do n't know what to do.could you tell me what should i do before an interview ? sure , you should prepare so that you can give proper response when you 're being interviewed . yeah , besides my personal introduction , what else should i prepare ? you should collect as much information about the company and the position you 're applying for as you can . it is important to show that you ' ve done some research into the company . the interviewers then what should i do when i 'm being interviewed ?
thank you , but i 'm nervous . i do n't know what to do.could you tell me what should i do before an interview ? sure , you should prepare so that you can give proper response when you 're being interviewed . yeah , besides my personal introduction , what else should i prepare ? you should collect as much information about the company and the position you 're applying for as you can . it is important to show that you ' ve done some research into the company . the interviewers then what should i do when i 'm being interviewed ?
thank you , but i 'm nervous . i do n't know what to do.could you tell me what should i do before an interview ? sure , you should prepare so that you can give proper response when you 're being interviewed . yeah , besides my personal introduction , what else should i prepare ? you should collect as much information about the company and the position you 're applying for as you can . it is important to show that you ' ve done some research into the company . the interviewers then what should i do when i 'm being interviewed ?
thank you , but i 'm nervous . i do n't know what to do.could you tell me what should i do before an interview ? sure , you should prepare so that you can give proper response when you 're being interviewed . yeah , besides my personal introduction , what else should i prepare ? you should collect as much information about the company and the position you 're applying for as you can . it is important to show that you ' ve done some research into the company . the interviewers then what should i do when i 'm being interviewed ?
thank you , but i 'm nervous . i do n't know what to do.could you tell me what should i do before an interview ? sure , you should prepare so that you can give proper response when you 're being interviewed . yeah , besides my personal introduction , what else should i prepare ? you should collect as much information about the company and the position you 're applying for as you can . it is important to show that you ' ve done some research into the company . the interviewers then what should i do when i 'm being interviewed ?
no , i have n't . what about you ? i got a ticket a couple of days ago . what did you do ? i got it for parking in the red zone . why would you park in the red zone ?
no , i have n't . what about you ? i got a ticket a couple of days ago . what did you do ? i got it for parking in the red zone . why would you park in the red zone ?
no , i have n't . what about you ? i got a ticket a couple of days ago . what did you do ? i got it for parking in the red zone . why would you park in the red zone ?
no , i have n't . what about you ? i got a ticket a couple of days ago . what did you do ? i got it for parking in the red zone . why would you park in the red zone ?
no , i have n't . what about you ? i got a ticket a couple of days ago . what did you do ? i got it for parking in the red zone . why would you park in the red zone ?
no , i have n't . what about you ? i got a ticket a couple of days ago . what did you do ? i got it for parking in the red zone . why would you park in the red zone ?
no , i have n't . what about you ? i got a ticket a couple of days ago . what did you do ? i got it for parking in the red zone . why would you park in the red zone ?
no , i have n't . what about you ? i got a ticket a couple of days ago . what did you do ? i got it for parking in the red zone . why would you park in the red zone ?
no , i have n't . what about you ? i got a ticket a couple of days ago . what did you do ? i got it for parking in the red zone . why would you park in the red zone ?
i think it 's running late . it should ' ve been here 30 minutes ago . it should be coming soon . it better , because i 'm already late for work . i ca n't stand riding the bus .
i think it 's running late . it should ' ve been here 30 minutes ago . it should be coming soon . it better , because i 'm already late for work . i ca n't stand riding the bus .
i think it 's running late . it should ' ve been here 30 minutes ago . it should be coming soon . it better , because i 'm already late for work . i ca n't stand riding the bus .
i think it 's running late . it should ' ve been here 30 minutes ago . it should be coming soon . it better , because i 'm already late for work . i ca n't stand riding the bus .
i think it 's running late . it should ' ve been here 30 minutes ago . it should be coming soon . it better , because i 'm already late for work . i ca n't stand riding the bus .
i think it 's running late . it should ' ve been here 30 minutes ago . it should be coming soon . it better , because i 'm already late for work . i ca n't stand riding the bus .
i think it 's running late . it should ' ve been here 30 minutes ago . it should be coming soon . it better , because i 'm already late for work . i ca n't stand riding the bus .
i think it 's running late . it should ' ve been here 30 minutes ago . it should be coming soon . it better , because i 'm already late for work . i ca n't stand riding the bus .
i think it 's running late . it should ' ve been here 30 minutes ago . it should be coming soon . it better , because i 'm already late for work . i ca n't stand riding the bus .
hello . i want to purchase an old music box .
hello . i want to purchase an old music box .
hello . i want to purchase an old music box .
hello . i want to purchase an old music box .
hello . i want to purchase an old music box .
hello . i want to purchase an old music box .
hello . i want to purchase an old music box .
hello . i want to purchase an old music box .
hello . i want to purchase an old music box .
i need to go to the bank .
i need to go to the bank .
i need to go to the bank .
i need to go to the bank .
i need to go to the bank .
i need to go to the bank .
i need to go to the bank .
i need to go to the bank .
i need to go to the bank .
a teriyaki bowl sounds nice . i do n't know how to make that . all you need to make it is white rice and some teriyaki beef . that sounds fairly simple , but how do i cook it ? the first and simplest thing you have to do is make some white rice .
a teriyaki bowl sounds nice . i do n't know how to make that . all you need to make it is white rice and some teriyaki beef . that sounds fairly simple , but how do i cook it ? the first and simplest thing you have to do is make some white rice .
a teriyaki bowl sounds nice . i do n't know how to make that . all you need to make it is white rice and some teriyaki beef . that sounds fairly simple , but how do i cook it ? the first and simplest thing you have to do is make some white rice .
a teriyaki bowl sounds nice . i do n't know how to make that . all you need to make it is white rice and some teriyaki beef . that sounds fairly simple , but how do i cook it ? the first and simplest thing you have to do is make some white rice .
a teriyaki bowl sounds nice . i do n't know how to make that . all you need to make it is white rice and some teriyaki beef . that sounds fairly simple , but how do i cook it ? the first and simplest thing you have to do is make some white rice .
a teriyaki bowl sounds nice . i do n't know how to make that . all you need to make it is white rice and some teriyaki beef . that sounds fairly simple , but how do i cook it ? the first and simplest thing you have to do is make some white rice .
a teriyaki bowl sounds nice . i do n't know how to make that . all you need to make it is white rice and some teriyaki beef . that sounds fairly simple , but how do i cook it ? the first and simplest thing you have to do is make some white rice .
a teriyaki bowl sounds nice . i do n't know how to make that . all you need to make it is white rice and some teriyaki beef . that sounds fairly simple , but how do i cook it ? the first and simplest thing you have to do is make some white rice .
a teriyaki bowl sounds nice . i do n't know how to make that . all you need to make it is white rice and some teriyaki beef . that sounds fairly simple , but how do i cook it ? the first and simplest thing you have to do is make some white rice .
how may i help you today ? i need to make some copies . the copier is right over there . does it cost to use it ? we do charge to use the machine .
how may i help you today ? i need to make some copies . the copier is right over there . does it cost to use it ? we do charge to use the machine .
how may i help you today ? i need to make some copies . the copier is right over there . does it cost to use it ? we do charge to use the machine .
how may i help you today ? i need to make some copies . the copier is right over there . does it cost to use it ? we do charge to use the machine .
how may i help you today ? i need to make some copies . the copier is right over there . does it cost to use it ? we do charge to use the machine .
how may i help you today ? i need to make some copies . the copier is right over there . does it cost to use it ? we do charge to use the machine .
how may i help you today ? i need to make some copies . the copier is right over there . does it cost to use it ? we do charge to use the machine .
how may i help you today ? i need to make some copies . the copier is right over there . does it cost to use it ? we do charge to use the machine .
how may i help you today ? i need to make some copies . the copier is right over there . does it cost to use it ? we do charge to use the machine .
because the board said 60 pesos for every taiwan dollar . sixty ? that 's too much . how can that be ? i thought it was wrong too . it did n't make sense . just two days ago it was 35 . how can it be 60 ? so , i went up to the teller and started to exchange the money . and it 's true.they really gave me sixty pesos for the dollar .
because the board said 60 pesos for every taiwan dollar . sixty ? that 's too much . how can that be ? i thought it was wrong too . it did n't make sense . just two days ago it was 35 . how can it be 60 ? so , i went up to the teller and started to exchange the money . and it 's true.they really gave me sixty pesos for the dollar .
because the board said 60 pesos for every taiwan dollar . sixty ? that 's too much . how can that be ? i thought it was wrong too . it did n't make sense . just two days ago it was 35 . how can it be 60 ? so , i went up to the teller and started to exchange the money . and it 's true.they really gave me sixty pesos for the dollar .
because the board said 60 pesos for every taiwan dollar . sixty ? that 's too much . how can that be ? i thought it was wrong too . it did n't make sense . just two days ago it was 35 . how can it be 60 ? so , i went up to the teller and started to exchange the money . and it 's true.they really gave me sixty pesos for the dollar .
because the board said 60 pesos for every taiwan dollar . sixty ? that 's too much . how can that be ? i thought it was wrong too . it did n't make sense . just two days ago it was 35 . how can it be 60 ? so , i went up to the teller and started to exchange the money . and it 's true.they really gave me sixty pesos for the dollar .
because the board said 60 pesos for every taiwan dollar . sixty ? that 's too much . how can that be ? i thought it was wrong too . it did n't make sense . just two days ago it was 35 . how can it be 60 ? so , i went up to the teller and started to exchange the money . and it 's true.they really gave me sixty pesos for the dollar .
because the board said 60 pesos for every taiwan dollar . sixty ? that 's too much . how can that be ? i thought it was wrong too . it did n't make sense . just two days ago it was 35 . how can it be 60 ? so , i went up to the teller and started to exchange the money . and it 's true.they really gave me sixty pesos for the dollar .
because the board said 60 pesos for every taiwan dollar . sixty ? that 's too much . how can that be ? i thought it was wrong too . it did n't make sense . just two days ago it was 35 . how can it be 60 ? so , i went up to the teller and started to exchange the money . and it 's true.they really gave me sixty pesos for the dollar .
because the board said 60 pesos for every taiwan dollar . sixty ? that 's too much . how can that be ? i thought it was wrong too . it did n't make sense . just two days ago it was 35 . how can it be 60 ? so , i went up to the teller and started to exchange the money . and it 's true.they really gave me sixty pesos for the dollar .
were you able to attend friday night 's basketball game ? i was unable to make it . you should have been there . it was intense . is that right . who ended up winning ? our team was victorious .
were you able to attend friday night 's basketball game ? i was unable to make it . you should have been there . it was intense . is that right . who ended up winning ? our team was victorious .
were you able to attend friday night 's basketball game ? i was unable to make it . you should have been there . it was intense . is that right . who ended up winning ? our team was victorious .
were you able to attend friday night 's basketball game ? i was unable to make it . you should have been there . it was intense . is that right . who ended up winning ? our team was victorious .
were you able to attend friday night 's basketball game ? i was unable to make it . you should have been there . it was intense . is that right . who ended up winning ? our team was victorious .
were you able to attend friday night 's basketball game ? i was unable to make it . you should have been there . it was intense . is that right . who ended up winning ? our team was victorious .
were you able to attend friday night 's basketball game ? i was unable to make it . you should have been there . it was intense . is that right . who ended up winning ? our team was victorious .
were you able to attend friday night 's basketball game ? i was unable to make it . you should have been there . it was intense . is that right . who ended up winning ? our team was victorious .
were you able to attend friday night 's basketball game ? i was unable to make it . you should have been there . it was intense . is that right . who ended up winning ? our team was victorious .
i wonder who that man is . which man ? the one smoking a cigar .
i wonder who that man is . which man ? the one smoking a cigar .
i wonder who that man is . which man ? the one smoking a cigar .
i wonder who that man is . which man ? the one smoking a cigar .
i wonder who that man is . which man ? the one smoking a cigar .
i wonder who that man is . which man ? the one smoking a cigar .
i wonder who that man is . which man ? the one smoking a cigar .
i wonder who that man is . which man ? the one smoking a cigar .
i wonder who that man is . which man ? the one smoking a cigar .
you are not being a good sport about this . that 's because you cheated . i never cheat .
you are not being a good sport about this . that 's because you cheated . i never cheat .
you are not being a good sport about this . that 's because you cheated . i never cheat .
you are not being a good sport about this . that 's because you cheated . i never cheat .
you are not being a good sport about this . that 's because you cheated . i never cheat .
you are not being a good sport about this . that 's because you cheated . i never cheat .
you are not being a good sport about this . that 's because you cheated . i never cheat .
you are not being a good sport about this . that 's because you cheated . i never cheat .
you are not being a good sport about this . that 's because you cheated . i never cheat .
is n't that the chick flick with kate hudson and owen wilson ? yeah , i suppose you would n't want to see that , huh ? not really . do you like biographical drama films ? it depends on who the film is about . which movie did you have in mind ? anne hathaway is in a new movie called becoming jane which is based on a true story about jane austen .
is n't that the chick flick with kate hudson and owen wilson ? yeah , i suppose you would n't want to see that , huh ? not really . do you like biographical drama films ? it depends on who the film is about . which movie did you have in mind ? anne hathaway is in a new movie called becoming jane which is based on a true story about jane austen .
is n't that the chick flick with kate hudson and owen wilson ? yeah , i suppose you would n't want to see that , huh ? not really . do you like biographical drama films ? it depends on who the film is about . which movie did you have in mind ? anne hathaway is in a new movie called becoming jane which is based on a true story about jane austen .
is n't that the chick flick with kate hudson and owen wilson ? yeah , i suppose you would n't want to see that , huh ? not really . do you like biographical drama films ? it depends on who the film is about . which movie did you have in mind ? anne hathaway is in a new movie called becoming jane which is based on a true story about jane austen .
is n't that the chick flick with kate hudson and owen wilson ? yeah , i suppose you would n't want to see that , huh ? not really . do you like biographical drama films ? it depends on who the film is about . which movie did you have in mind ? anne hathaway is in a new movie called becoming jane which is based on a true story about jane austen .
is n't that the chick flick with kate hudson and owen wilson ? yeah , i suppose you would n't want to see that , huh ? not really . do you like biographical drama films ? it depends on who the film is about . which movie did you have in mind ? anne hathaway is in a new movie called becoming jane which is based on a true story about jane austen .
is n't that the chick flick with kate hudson and owen wilson ? yeah , i suppose you would n't want to see that , huh ? not really . do you like biographical drama films ? it depends on who the film is about . which movie did you have in mind ? anne hathaway is in a new movie called becoming jane which is based on a true story about jane austen .
is n't that the chick flick with kate hudson and owen wilson ? yeah , i suppose you would n't want to see that , huh ? not really . do you like biographical drama films ? it depends on who the film is about . which movie did you have in mind ? anne hathaway is in a new movie called becoming jane which is based on a true story about jane austen .
is n't that the chick flick with kate hudson and owen wilson ? yeah , i suppose you would n't want to see that , huh ? not really . do you like biographical drama films ? it depends on who the film is about . which movie did you have in mind ? anne hathaway is in a new movie called becoming jane which is based on a true story about jane austen .
how 's it going ? i 'm doing well . how about you ? never better , thanks .
how 's it going ? i 'm doing well . how about you ? never better , thanks .
how 's it going ? i 'm doing well . how about you ? never better , thanks .
how 's it going ? i 'm doing well . how about you ? never better , thanks .
how 's it going ? i 'm doing well . how about you ? never better , thanks .
how 's it going ? i 'm doing well . how about you ? never better , thanks .
how 's it going ? i 'm doing well . how about you ? never better , thanks .
how 's it going ? i 'm doing well . how about you ? never better , thanks .
how 's it going ? i 'm doing well . how about you ? never better , thanks .
where do we get off the bus ? right behind macy 's is a bus stop . the stop is really at the mall ? it 's in the middle of the parking lot . that 's perfect .
where do we get off the bus ? right behind macy 's is a bus stop . the stop is really at the mall ? it 's in the middle of the parking lot . that 's perfect .
where do we get off the bus ? right behind macy 's is a bus stop . the stop is really at the mall ? it 's in the middle of the parking lot . that 's perfect .
where do we get off the bus ? right behind macy 's is a bus stop . the stop is really at the mall ? it 's in the middle of the parking lot . that 's perfect .
where do we get off the bus ? right behind macy 's is a bus stop . the stop is really at the mall ? it 's in the middle of the parking lot . that 's perfect .
where do we get off the bus ? right behind macy 's is a bus stop . the stop is really at the mall ? it 's in the middle of the parking lot . that 's perfect .
where do we get off the bus ? right behind macy 's is a bus stop . the stop is really at the mall ? it 's in the middle of the parking lot . that 's perfect .
where do we get off the bus ? right behind macy 's is a bus stop . the stop is really at the mall ? it 's in the middle of the parking lot . that 's perfect .
where do we get off the bus ? right behind macy 's is a bus stop . the stop is really at the mall ? it 's in the middle of the parking lot . that 's perfect .
did your meal meet with your approval ?
did your meal meet with your approval ?
did your meal meet with your approval ?
did your meal meet with your approval ?
did your meal meet with your approval ?
did your meal meet with your approval ?
did your meal meet with your approval ?
did your meal meet with your approval ?
did your meal meet with your approval ?
hello , mrs.white ! i 'm anne . nice to see you with us , anne.please make yourself at home .
hello , mrs.white ! i 'm anne . nice to see you with us , anne.please make yourself at home .
hello , mrs.white ! i 'm anne . nice to see you with us , anne.please make yourself at home .
hello , mrs.white ! i 'm anne . nice to see you with us , anne.please make yourself at home .
hello , mrs.white ! i 'm anne . nice to see you with us , anne.please make yourself at home .
hello , mrs.white ! i 'm anne . nice to see you with us , anne.please make yourself at home .
hello , mrs.white ! i 'm anne . nice to see you with us , anne.please make yourself at home .
hello , mrs.white ! i 'm anne . nice to see you with us , anne.please make yourself at home .
hello , mrs.white ! i 'm anne . nice to see you with us , anne.please make yourself at home .
i 'm planning to return to china after graduation . why are you choosing to leave a foreign country ? many people are reluctant to leave the superior living environment abroad . well , i think personal development is much more important than simply having a superior living environment . yeah , china 's developing so fast and development opportunities can be found almost in every corner of the country . absolutely , many chinese enterprises are going global , and they are in great need of excellent returnees to help them with their overseas business .
i 'm planning to return to china after graduation . why are you choosing to leave a foreign country ? many people are reluctant to leave the superior living environment abroad . well , i think personal development is much more important than simply having a superior living environment . yeah , china 's developing so fast and development opportunities can be found almost in every corner of the country . absolutely , many chinese enterprises are going global , and they are in great need of excellent returnees to help them with their overseas business .
i 'm planning to return to china after graduation . why are you choosing to leave a foreign country ? many people are reluctant to leave the superior living environment abroad . well , i think personal development is much more important than simply having a superior living environment . yeah , china 's developing so fast and development opportunities can be found almost in every corner of the country . absolutely , many chinese enterprises are going global , and they are in great need of excellent returnees to help them with their overseas business .
i 'm planning to return to china after graduation . why are you choosing to leave a foreign country ? many people are reluctant to leave the superior living environment abroad . well , i think personal development is much more important than simply having a superior living environment . yeah , china 's developing so fast and development opportunities can be found almost in every corner of the country . absolutely , many chinese enterprises are going global , and they are in great need of excellent returnees to help them with their overseas business .
i 'm planning to return to china after graduation . why are you choosing to leave a foreign country ? many people are reluctant to leave the superior living environment abroad . well , i think personal development is much more important than simply having a superior living environment . yeah , china 's developing so fast and development opportunities can be found almost in every corner of the country . absolutely , many chinese enterprises are going global , and they are in great need of excellent returnees to help them with their overseas business .
i 'm planning to return to china after graduation . why are you choosing to leave a foreign country ? many people are reluctant to leave the superior living environment abroad . well , i think personal development is much more important than simply having a superior living environment . yeah , china 's developing so fast and development opportunities can be found almost in every corner of the country . absolutely , many chinese enterprises are going global , and they are in great need of excellent returnees to help them with their overseas business .
i 'm planning to return to china after graduation . why are you choosing to leave a foreign country ? many people are reluctant to leave the superior living environment abroad . well , i think personal development is much more important than simply having a superior living environment . yeah , china 's developing so fast and development opportunities can be found almost in every corner of the country . absolutely , many chinese enterprises are going global , and they are in great need of excellent returnees to help them with their overseas business .
i 'm planning to return to china after graduation . why are you choosing to leave a foreign country ? many people are reluctant to leave the superior living environment abroad . well , i think personal development is much more important than simply having a superior living environment . yeah , china 's developing so fast and development opportunities can be found almost in every corner of the country . absolutely , many chinese enterprises are going global , and they are in great need of excellent returnees to help them with their overseas business .
i 'm planning to return to china after graduation . why are you choosing to leave a foreign country ? many people are reluctant to leave the superior living environment abroad . well , i think personal development is much more important than simply having a superior living environment . yeah , china 's developing so fast and development opportunities can be found almost in every corner of the country . absolutely , many chinese enterprises are going global , and they are in great need of excellent returnees to help them with their overseas business .
hello , may i speak with the property manager , please ? hello , this is the property manager . how may i help you ? during that horrible rainstorm last night , my roof began to leak .
hello , may i speak with the property manager , please ? hello , this is the property manager . how may i help you ? during that horrible rainstorm last night , my roof began to leak .
hello , may i speak with the property manager , please ? hello , this is the property manager . how may i help you ? during that horrible rainstorm last night , my roof began to leak .
hello , may i speak with the property manager , please ? hello , this is the property manager . how may i help you ? during that horrible rainstorm last night , my roof began to leak .
hello , may i speak with the property manager , please ? hello , this is the property manager . how may i help you ? during that horrible rainstorm last night , my roof began to leak .
hello , may i speak with the property manager , please ? hello , this is the property manager . how may i help you ? during that horrible rainstorm last night , my roof began to leak .
hello , may i speak with the property manager , please ? hello , this is the property manager . how may i help you ? during that horrible rainstorm last night , my roof began to leak .
hello , may i speak with the property manager , please ? hello , this is the property manager . how may i help you ? during that horrible rainstorm last night , my roof began to leak .
hello , may i speak with the property manager , please ? hello , this is the property manager . how may i help you ? during that horrible rainstorm last night , my roof began to leak .
the air quality in this city is horrendous ! the pollution levels were so high that we were n't supposed to go outside with a face mask again ! exhaust fumes from vehicles cause a great deal of damage to the environment . on top of that , there are a few large chemical factories in the suburbs , which are contributing to the high pollution levels in the water and the air in this city . as much as i love this city , i think i 'm going to have to find a greener city to live in . living in a polluted city like this just ca n't be good for
the air quality in this city is horrendous ! the pollution levels were so high that we were n't supposed to go outside with a face mask again ! exhaust fumes from vehicles cause a great deal of damage to the environment . on top of that , there are a few large chemical factories in the suburbs , which are contributing to the high pollution levels in the water and the air in this city . as much as i love this city , i think i 'm going to have to find a greener city to live in . living in a polluted city like this just ca n't be good for
the air quality in this city is horrendous ! the pollution levels were so high that we were n't supposed to go outside with a face mask again ! exhaust fumes from vehicles cause a great deal of damage to the environment . on top of that , there are a few large chemical factories in the suburbs , which are contributing to the high pollution levels in the water and the air in this city . as much as i love this city , i think i 'm going to have to find a greener city to live in . living in a polluted city like this just ca n't be good for
the air quality in this city is horrendous ! the pollution levels were so high that we were n't supposed to go outside with a face mask again ! exhaust fumes from vehicles cause a great deal of damage to the environment . on top of that , there are a few large chemical factories in the suburbs , which are contributing to the high pollution levels in the water and the air in this city . as much as i love this city , i think i 'm going to have to find a greener city to live in . living in a polluted city like this just ca n't be good for
the air quality in this city is horrendous ! the pollution levels were so high that we were n't supposed to go outside with a face mask again ! exhaust fumes from vehicles cause a great deal of damage to the environment . on top of that , there are a few large chemical factories in the suburbs , which are contributing to the high pollution levels in the water and the air in this city . as much as i love this city , i think i 'm going to have to find a greener city to live in . living in a polluted city like this just ca n't be good for
the air quality in this city is horrendous ! the pollution levels were so high that we were n't supposed to go outside with a face mask again ! exhaust fumes from vehicles cause a great deal of damage to the environment . on top of that , there are a few large chemical factories in the suburbs , which are contributing to the high pollution levels in the water and the air in this city . as much as i love this city , i think i 'm going to have to find a greener city to live in . living in a polluted city like this just ca n't be good for
the air quality in this city is horrendous ! the pollution levels were so high that we were n't supposed to go outside with a face mask again ! exhaust fumes from vehicles cause a great deal of damage to the environment . on top of that , there are a few large chemical factories in the suburbs , which are contributing to the high pollution levels in the water and the air in this city . as much as i love this city , i think i 'm going to have to find a greener city to live in . living in a polluted city like this just ca n't be good for
the air quality in this city is horrendous ! the pollution levels were so high that we were n't supposed to go outside with a face mask again ! exhaust fumes from vehicles cause a great deal of damage to the environment . on top of that , there are a few large chemical factories in the suburbs , which are contributing to the high pollution levels in the water and the air in this city . as much as i love this city , i think i 'm going to have to find a greener city to live in . living in a polluted city like this just ca n't be good for
the air quality in this city is horrendous ! the pollution levels were so high that we were n't supposed to go outside with a face mask again ! exhaust fumes from vehicles cause a great deal of damage to the environment . on top of that , there are a few large chemical factories in the suburbs , which are contributing to the high pollution levels in the water and the air in this city . as much as i love this city , i think i 'm going to have to find a greener city to live in . living in a polluted city like this just ca n't be good for
i agree . they 're very lovely , especially huan huan . is that the red one ? that is my favorite , too . do you know how much they are ? the five dolls are sold together as a set , and they 're priced according to the size . the bigger they are the more expensive . oh , i see . if i buy more than a set , can i get any discount ? i do n't think so . all the souvenirs of the olympic games are very hot right now .
i agree . they 're very lovely , especially huan huan . is that the red one ? that is my favorite , too . do you know how much they are ? the five dolls are sold together as a set , and they 're priced according to the size . the bigger they are the more expensive . oh , i see . if i buy more than a set , can i get any discount ? i do n't think so . all the souvenirs of the olympic games are very hot right now .
i agree . they 're very lovely , especially huan huan . is that the red one ? that is my favorite , too . do you know how much they are ? the five dolls are sold together as a set , and they 're priced according to the size . the bigger they are the more expensive . oh , i see . if i buy more than a set , can i get any discount ? i do n't think so . all the souvenirs of the olympic games are very hot right now .
i agree . they 're very lovely , especially huan huan . is that the red one ? that is my favorite , too . do you know how much they are ? the five dolls are sold together as a set , and they 're priced according to the size . the bigger they are the more expensive . oh , i see . if i buy more than a set , can i get any discount ? i do n't think so . all the souvenirs of the olympic games are very hot right now .
i agree . they 're very lovely , especially huan huan . is that the red one ? that is my favorite , too . do you know how much they are ? the five dolls are sold together as a set , and they 're priced according to the size . the bigger they are the more expensive . oh , i see . if i buy more than a set , can i get any discount ? i do n't think so . all the souvenirs of the olympic games are very hot right now .
i agree . they 're very lovely , especially huan huan . is that the red one ? that is my favorite , too . do you know how much they are ? the five dolls are sold together as a set , and they 're priced according to the size . the bigger they are the more expensive . oh , i see . if i buy more than a set , can i get any discount ? i do n't think so . all the souvenirs of the olympic games are very hot right now .
i agree . they 're very lovely , especially huan huan . is that the red one ? that is my favorite , too . do you know how much they are ? the five dolls are sold together as a set , and they 're priced according to the size . the bigger they are the more expensive . oh , i see . if i buy more than a set , can i get any discount ? i do n't think so . all the souvenirs of the olympic games are very hot right now .
i agree . they 're very lovely , especially huan huan . is that the red one ? that is my favorite , too . do you know how much they are ? the five dolls are sold together as a set , and they 're priced according to the size . the bigger they are the more expensive . oh , i see . if i buy more than a set , can i get any discount ? i do n't think so . all the souvenirs of the olympic games are very hot right now .
i agree . they 're very lovely , especially huan huan . is that the red one ? that is my favorite , too . do you know how much they are ? the five dolls are sold together as a set , and they 're priced according to the size . the bigger they are the more expensive . oh , i see . if i buy more than a set , can i get any discount ? i do n't think so . all the souvenirs of the olympic games are very hot right now .
john ! wait a second ! i was just heading downstairs for a cup of coffee . you want to come ? i ' ve got some good news ! sure . let me just grab my wallet . you certainly do look happy this morning . i am . don ' t worry about getting your wallet . it ' s my treat .
john ! wait a second ! i was just heading downstairs for a cup of coffee . you want to come ? i ' ve got some good news ! sure . let me just grab my wallet . you certainly do look happy this morning . i am . don ' t worry about getting your wallet . it ' s my treat .
john ! wait a second ! i was just heading downstairs for a cup of coffee . you want to come ? i ' ve got some good news ! sure . let me just grab my wallet . you certainly do look happy this morning . i am . don ' t worry about getting your wallet . it ' s my treat .
john ! wait a second ! i was just heading downstairs for a cup of coffee . you want to come ? i ' ve got some good news ! sure . let me just grab my wallet . you certainly do look happy this morning . i am . don ' t worry about getting your wallet . it ' s my treat .
john ! wait a second ! i was just heading downstairs for a cup of coffee . you want to come ? i ' ve got some good news ! sure . let me just grab my wallet . you certainly do look happy this morning . i am . don ' t worry about getting your wallet . it ' s my treat .
john ! wait a second ! i was just heading downstairs for a cup of coffee . you want to come ? i ' ve got some good news ! sure . let me just grab my wallet . you certainly do look happy this morning . i am . don ' t worry about getting your wallet . it ' s my treat .
john ! wait a second ! i was just heading downstairs for a cup of coffee . you want to come ? i ' ve got some good news ! sure . let me just grab my wallet . you certainly do look happy this morning . i am . don ' t worry about getting your wallet . it ' s my treat .
john ! wait a second ! i was just heading downstairs for a cup of coffee . you want to come ? i ' ve got some good news ! sure . let me just grab my wallet . you certainly do look happy this morning . i am . don ' t worry about getting your wallet . it ' s my treat .
john ! wait a second ! i was just heading downstairs for a cup of coffee . you want to come ? i ' ve got some good news ! sure . let me just grab my wallet . you certainly do look happy this morning . i am . don ' t worry about getting your wallet . it ' s my treat .
i did learn that . so , then why did you speed up ? i do n't know what to tell you . i 'm going to have to write you a ticket . i understand .
i did learn that . so , then why did you speed up ? i do n't know what to tell you . i 'm going to have to write you a ticket . i understand .
i did learn that . so , then why did you speed up ? i do n't know what to tell you . i 'm going to have to write you a ticket . i understand .
i did learn that . so , then why did you speed up ? i do n't know what to tell you . i 'm going to have to write you a ticket . i understand .
i did learn that . so , then why did you speed up ? i do n't know what to tell you . i 'm going to have to write you a ticket . i understand .
i did learn that . so , then why did you speed up ? i do n't know what to tell you . i 'm going to have to write you a ticket . i understand .
i did learn that . so , then why did you speed up ? i do n't know what to tell you . i 'm going to have to write you a ticket . i understand .
i did learn that . so , then why did you speed up ? i do n't know what to tell you . i 'm going to have to write you a ticket . i understand .
i did learn that . so , then why did you speed up ? i do n't know what to tell you . i 'm going to have to write you a ticket . i understand .
sure . where do you want to go ? are you in the mood for anything in particular ? how about some dumplings ? i just ca n't get enough of them . dumplings again ? ! oh , amy , let 's try something new ! well , what do you have in mind ? how about the mongolian hot pot ?
sure . where do you want to go ? are you in the mood for anything in particular ? how about some dumplings ? i just ca n't get enough of them . dumplings again ? ! oh , amy , let 's try something new ! well , what do you have in mind ? how about the mongolian hot pot ?
sure . where do you want to go ? are you in the mood for anything in particular ? how about some dumplings ? i just ca n't get enough of them . dumplings again ? ! oh , amy , let 's try something new ! well , what do you have in mind ? how about the mongolian hot pot ?
sure . where do you want to go ? are you in the mood for anything in particular ? how about some dumplings ? i just ca n't get enough of them . dumplings again ? ! oh , amy , let 's try something new ! well , what do you have in mind ? how about the mongolian hot pot ?
sure . where do you want to go ? are you in the mood for anything in particular ? how about some dumplings ? i just ca n't get enough of them . dumplings again ? ! oh , amy , let 's try something new ! well , what do you have in mind ? how about the mongolian hot pot ?
sure . where do you want to go ? are you in the mood for anything in particular ? how about some dumplings ? i just ca n't get enough of them . dumplings again ? ! oh , amy , let 's try something new ! well , what do you have in mind ? how about the mongolian hot pot ?
sure . where do you want to go ? are you in the mood for anything in particular ? how about some dumplings ? i just ca n't get enough of them . dumplings again ? ! oh , amy , let 's try something new ! well , what do you have in mind ? how about the mongolian hot pot ?
sure . where do you want to go ? are you in the mood for anything in particular ? how about some dumplings ? i just ca n't get enough of them . dumplings again ? ! oh , amy , let 's try something new ! well , what do you have in mind ? how about the mongolian hot pot ?
sure . where do you want to go ? are you in the mood for anything in particular ? how about some dumplings ? i just ca n't get enough of them . dumplings again ? ! oh , amy , let 's try something new ! well , what do you have in mind ? how about the mongolian hot pot ?
hi there how are you doing this evening ? hi , sitting here with my three dogs watching the olympics ! nice i do not want to go back to work i am a waitress i love being in a polyamorous open relationship ! iol well i wish i was brave enough to do that my father was a salesman , helps my dog walking business now that is nice i've a motorbike don't know what car to get for winter very very cool . sounds fun yes i had them put red with blue stripes to be shinny for when racing so is my dog , wow so cool so what do you do in your spare time ? lead singer for a band , music teacher wow nice are you really good ? millions of plays on soundcloud really would you share or are you shy
hi there how are you doing this evening ? hi , sitting here with my three dogs watching the olympics ! nice i do not want to go back to work i am a waitress i love being in a polyamorous open relationship ! iol well i wish i was brave enough to do that my father was a salesman , helps my dog walking business now that is nice i've a motorbike don't know what car to get for winter very very cool . sounds fun yes i had them put red with blue stripes to be shinny for when racing so is my dog , wow so cool so what do you do in your spare time ? lead singer for a band , music teacher wow nice are you really good ? millions of plays on soundcloud really would you share or are you shy
hi there how are you doing this evening ? hi , sitting here with my three dogs watching the olympics ! nice i do not want to go back to work i am a waitress i love being in a polyamorous open relationship ! iol well i wish i was brave enough to do that my father was a salesman , helps my dog walking business now that is nice i've a motorbike don't know what car to get for winter very very cool . sounds fun yes i had them put red with blue stripes to be shinny for when racing so is my dog , wow so cool so what do you do in your spare time ? lead singer for a band , music teacher wow nice are you really good ? millions of plays on soundcloud really would you share or are you shy
hi there how are you doing this evening ? hi , sitting here with my three dogs watching the olympics ! nice i do not want to go back to work i am a waitress i love being in a polyamorous open relationship ! iol well i wish i was brave enough to do that my father was a salesman , helps my dog walking business now that is nice i've a motorbike don't know what car to get for winter very very cool . sounds fun yes i had them put red with blue stripes to be shinny for when racing so is my dog , wow so cool so what do you do in your spare time ? lead singer for a band , music teacher wow nice are you really good ? millions of plays on soundcloud really would you share or are you shy
hi there how are you doing this evening ? hi , sitting here with my three dogs watching the olympics ! nice i do not want to go back to work i am a waitress i love being in a polyamorous open relationship ! iol well i wish i was brave enough to do that my father was a salesman , helps my dog walking business now that is nice i've a motorbike don't know what car to get for winter very very cool . sounds fun yes i had them put red with blue stripes to be shinny for when racing so is my dog , wow so cool so what do you do in your spare time ? lead singer for a band , music teacher wow nice are you really good ? millions of plays on soundcloud really would you share or are you shy
hello there , how are you ? i am well and you ? in honor of aim i'll ask a s l 45 m chicago in town . just trying to stay away from the bars i am 37 f tampa . i like my walks on the beach and cheeseburgers in paradise . funny thing is i came from farm life i was named after a horse . my boyfriend likes to may nay sounds at me . sounds like the crazy medicine i take just do not mix with alcohol or can get crazy around here . i used to be an alcoholic so no can do i tend to stick to my water only . soda is worse ! that's what everyone should strive for as long as i have my french fries ! well everyone can cheat once in a while of course . now all of this has made me hungry . you can go for some grub
hello there , how are you ? i am well and you ? in honor of aim i'll ask a s l 45 m chicago in town . just trying to stay away from the bars i am 37 f tampa . i like my walks on the beach and cheeseburgers in paradise . funny thing is i came from farm life i was named after a horse . my boyfriend likes to may nay sounds at me . sounds like the crazy medicine i take just do not mix with alcohol or can get crazy around here . i used to be an alcoholic so no can do i tend to stick to my water only . soda is worse ! that's what everyone should strive for as long as i have my french fries ! well everyone can cheat once in a while of course . now all of this has made me hungry . you can go for some grub
hello there , how are you ? i am well and you ? in honor of aim i'll ask a s l 45 m chicago in town . just trying to stay away from the bars i am 37 f tampa . i like my walks on the beach and cheeseburgers in paradise . funny thing is i came from farm life i was named after a horse . my boyfriend likes to may nay sounds at me . sounds like the crazy medicine i take just do not mix with alcohol or can get crazy around here . i used to be an alcoholic so no can do i tend to stick to my water only . soda is worse ! that's what everyone should strive for as long as i have my french fries ! well everyone can cheat once in a while of course . now all of this has made me hungry . you can go for some grub
hello there , how are you ? i am well and you ? in honor of aim i'll ask a s l 45 m chicago in town . just trying to stay away from the bars i am 37 f tampa . i like my walks on the beach and cheeseburgers in paradise . funny thing is i came from farm life i was named after a horse . my boyfriend likes to may nay sounds at me . sounds like the crazy medicine i take just do not mix with alcohol or can get crazy around here . i used to be an alcoholic so no can do i tend to stick to my water only . soda is worse ! that's what everyone should strive for as long as i have my french fries ! well everyone can cheat once in a while of course . now all of this has made me hungry . you can go for some grub
hello there , how are you ? i am well and you ? in honor of aim i'll ask a s l 45 m chicago in town . just trying to stay away from the bars i am 37 f tampa . i like my walks on the beach and cheeseburgers in paradise . funny thing is i came from farm life i was named after a horse . my boyfriend likes to may nay sounds at me . sounds like the crazy medicine i take just do not mix with alcohol or can get crazy around here . i used to be an alcoholic so no can do i tend to stick to my water only . soda is worse ! that's what everyone should strive for as long as i have my french fries ! well everyone can cheat once in a while of course . now all of this has made me hungry . you can go for some grub
hi ! how are you ? i just moved from germany to usa , nice place so far ! that's great , i am a grad student do you have any hobbies ? i really love sky diving , rollercoasters and cooking shows !
hi ! how are you ? i just moved from germany to usa , nice place so far ! that's great , i am a grad student do you have any hobbies ? i really love sky diving , rollercoasters and cooking shows !
hi ! how are you ? i just moved from germany to usa , nice place so far ! that's great , i am a grad student do you have any hobbies ? i really love sky diving , rollercoasters and cooking shows !
hi ! how are you ? i just moved from germany to usa , nice place so far ! that's great , i am a grad student do you have any hobbies ? i really love sky diving , rollercoasters and cooking shows !
hi ! how are you ? i just moved from germany to usa , nice place so far ! that's great , i am a grad student do you have any hobbies ? i really love sky diving , rollercoasters and cooking shows !
hello , how are you today ? do you like rabbits ? no i rather dog . i own two of them . i volunteer at a shelter , they are adorable . what do you do ? i'm a teacher and i love children . kids are great . i donate a lot of my income to several childrens programs . i would do that more often too if i had a larger income . i do not have a large income , just believe in helping others . do you like gardening ? i own a garden . i do love gardening . i work in a shipyard . i love the smell of the flowers in the air . i do too , it is one of lifes greatest pleasures .
hello , how are you today ? do you like rabbits ? no i rather dog . i own two of them . i volunteer at a shelter , they are adorable . what do you do ? i'm a teacher and i love children . kids are great . i donate a lot of my income to several childrens programs . i would do that more often too if i had a larger income . i do not have a large income , just believe in helping others . do you like gardening ? i own a garden . i do love gardening . i work in a shipyard . i love the smell of the flowers in the air . i do too , it is one of lifes greatest pleasures .
hello , how are you today ? do you like rabbits ? no i rather dog . i own two of them . i volunteer at a shelter , they are adorable . what do you do ? i'm a teacher and i love children . kids are great . i donate a lot of my income to several childrens programs . i would do that more often too if i had a larger income . i do not have a large income , just believe in helping others . do you like gardening ? i own a garden . i do love gardening . i work in a shipyard . i love the smell of the flowers in the air . i do too , it is one of lifes greatest pleasures .
hello , how are you today ? do you like rabbits ? no i rather dog . i own two of them . i volunteer at a shelter , they are adorable . what do you do ? i'm a teacher and i love children . kids are great . i donate a lot of my income to several childrens programs . i would do that more often too if i had a larger income . i do not have a large income , just believe in helping others . do you like gardening ? i own a garden . i do love gardening . i work in a shipyard . i love the smell of the flowers in the air . i do too , it is one of lifes greatest pleasures .
hello , how are you today ? do you like rabbits ? no i rather dog . i own two of them . i volunteer at a shelter , they are adorable . what do you do ? i'm a teacher and i love children . kids are great . i donate a lot of my income to several childrens programs . i would do that more often too if i had a larger income . i do not have a large income , just believe in helping others . do you like gardening ? i own a garden . i do love gardening . i work in a shipyard . i love the smell of the flowers in the air . i do too , it is one of lifes greatest pleasures .
hello ! who am i speaking with today ? hi , my name is taylor . you might know my dad , he was a construction worker . i may very well . what he in the military ? i was . no , do you like coffee ? because i love it ! no . i don't drink coffee . what ? well how about alcohol , i hate alcohol and the color pink i don't drink alcohol . my favorite color is blue . navy blue .
hello ! who am i speaking with today ? hi , my name is taylor . you might know my dad , he was a construction worker . i may very well . what he in the military ? i was . no , do you like coffee ? because i love it ! no . i don't drink coffee . what ? well how about alcohol , i hate alcohol and the color pink i don't drink alcohol . my favorite color is blue . navy blue .
hello ! who am i speaking with today ? hi , my name is taylor . you might know my dad , he was a construction worker . i may very well . what he in the military ? i was . no , do you like coffee ? because i love it ! no . i don't drink coffee . what ? well how about alcohol , i hate alcohol and the color pink i don't drink alcohol . my favorite color is blue . navy blue .
hello ! who am i speaking with today ? hi , my name is taylor . you might know my dad , he was a construction worker . i may very well . what he in the military ? i was . no , do you like coffee ? because i love it ! no . i don't drink coffee . what ? well how about alcohol , i hate alcohol and the color pink i don't drink alcohol . my favorite color is blue . navy blue .
hello ! who am i speaking with today ? hi , my name is taylor . you might know my dad , he was a construction worker . i may very well . what he in the military ? i was . no , do you like coffee ? because i love it ! no . i don't drink coffee . what ? well how about alcohol , i hate alcohol and the color pink i don't drink alcohol . my favorite color is blue . navy blue .
hello . how are you today ? i am a geek , because i love programming study for it now i am a construction worker . i do not know much about computers i am doing good , and you ? i also teach swimming locally that must be interesting . i don't have time outside of house building to do much that is fine , do you like death metal music ? no , not really . i'm more into stuff from the eighties . i see , i'm from india and you ? ohio . pretty boring , really . just me and my 5 cats . do you have pets ? do you like eighties music ? i love it . yep . absolutely . great stuff . bon jovi , poison , journey . . . all the hair bands no , i had a dog and a turtle in the past that is cool . why don't you have pets now ? yeah , i love those bands , you like hard stuff ? like metallica ? they are definitely cool .
hello . how are you today ? i am a geek , because i love programming study for it now i am a construction worker . i do not know much about computers i am doing good , and you ? i also teach swimming locally that must be interesting . i don't have time outside of house building to do much that is fine , do you like death metal music ? no , not really . i'm more into stuff from the eighties . i see , i'm from india and you ? ohio . pretty boring , really . just me and my 5 cats . do you have pets ? do you like eighties music ? i love it . yep . absolutely . great stuff . bon jovi , poison , journey . . . all the hair bands no , i had a dog and a turtle in the past that is cool . why don't you have pets now ? yeah , i love those bands , you like hard stuff ? like metallica ? they are definitely cool .
hello . how are you today ? i am a geek , because i love programming study for it now i am a construction worker . i do not know much about computers i am doing good , and you ? i also teach swimming locally that must be interesting . i don't have time outside of house building to do much that is fine , do you like death metal music ? no , not really . i'm more into stuff from the eighties . i see , i'm from india and you ? ohio . pretty boring , really . just me and my 5 cats . do you have pets ? do you like eighties music ? i love it . yep . absolutely . great stuff . bon jovi , poison , journey . . . all the hair bands no , i had a dog and a turtle in the past that is cool . why don't you have pets now ? yeah , i love those bands , you like hard stuff ? like metallica ? they are definitely cool .
hello . how are you today ? i am a geek , because i love programming study for it now i am a construction worker . i do not know much about computers i am doing good , and you ? i also teach swimming locally that must be interesting . i don't have time outside of house building to do much that is fine , do you like death metal music ? no , not really . i'm more into stuff from the eighties . i see , i'm from india and you ? ohio . pretty boring , really . just me and my 5 cats . do you have pets ? do you like eighties music ? i love it . yep . absolutely . great stuff . bon jovi , poison , journey . . . all the hair bands no , i had a dog and a turtle in the past that is cool . why don't you have pets now ? yeah , i love those bands , you like hard stuff ? like metallica ? they are definitely cool .
hello . how are you today ? i am a geek , because i love programming study for it now i am a construction worker . i do not know much about computers i am doing good , and you ? i also teach swimming locally that must be interesting . i don't have time outside of house building to do much that is fine , do you like death metal music ? no , not really . i'm more into stuff from the eighties . i see , i'm from india and you ? ohio . pretty boring , really . just me and my 5 cats . do you have pets ? do you like eighties music ? i love it . yep . absolutely . great stuff . bon jovi , poison , journey . . . all the hair bands no , i had a dog and a turtle in the past that is cool . why don't you have pets now ? yeah , i love those bands , you like hard stuff ? like metallica ? they are definitely cool .
hey . where are you from ? i'm from a farm in wisconsin i love ice cream what is your favorite ? mine is chocolate mine is mint chocolate chip
hey . where are you from ? i'm from a farm in wisconsin i love ice cream what is your favorite ? mine is chocolate mine is mint chocolate chip
hey . where are you from ? i'm from a farm in wisconsin i love ice cream what is your favorite ? mine is chocolate mine is mint chocolate chip
hey . where are you from ? i'm from a farm in wisconsin i love ice cream what is your favorite ? mine is chocolate mine is mint chocolate chip
hey . where are you from ? i'm from a farm in wisconsin i love ice cream what is your favorite ? mine is chocolate mine is mint chocolate chip
hi . how are you ? hello , i am very well . and you ? i am good . do you have a favorite band ? i do , i love metallica , i never heard them in india . i love the rolling stones . i see their concert every year . they are great too . so are the chili peppers . yes . they're . what do you do ? i am in college , studying it . i'm too . economics major . very nice . i'd love to travel . that would be great ! we just bought a house so no travel soon i am looking at a house as well . i'm married and have two kids . we needed more space . i'd like children and a husband one day . i follow a raw diet . do you ?
hi . how are you ? hello , i am very well . and you ? i am good . do you have a favorite band ? i do , i love metallica , i never heard them in india . i love the rolling stones . i see their concert every year . they are great too . so are the chili peppers . yes . they're . what do you do ? i am in college , studying it . i'm too . economics major . very nice . i'd love to travel . that would be great ! we just bought a house so no travel soon i am looking at a house as well . i'm married and have two kids . we needed more space . i'd like children and a husband one day . i follow a raw diet . do you ?
hi . how are you ? hello , i am very well . and you ? i am good . do you have a favorite band ? i do , i love metallica , i never heard them in india . i love the rolling stones . i see their concert every year . they are great too . so are the chili peppers . yes . they're . what do you do ? i am in college , studying it . i'm too . economics major . very nice . i'd love to travel . that would be great ! we just bought a house so no travel soon i am looking at a house as well . i'm married and have two kids . we needed more space . i'd like children and a husband one day . i follow a raw diet . do you ?
hi . how are you ? hello , i am very well . and you ? i am good . do you have a favorite band ? i do , i love metallica , i never heard them in india . i love the rolling stones . i see their concert every year . they are great too . so are the chili peppers . yes . they're . what do you do ? i am in college , studying it . i'm too . economics major . very nice . i'd love to travel . that would be great ! we just bought a house so no travel soon i am looking at a house as well . i'm married and have two kids . we needed more space . i'd like children and a husband one day . i follow a raw diet . do you ?
hi . how are you ? hello , i am very well . and you ? i am good . do you have a favorite band ? i do , i love metallica , i never heard them in india . i love the rolling stones . i see their concert every year . they are great too . so are the chili peppers . yes . they're . what do you do ? i am in college , studying it . i'm too . economics major . very nice . i'd love to travel . that would be great ! we just bought a house so no travel soon i am looking at a house as well . i'm married and have two kids . we needed more space . i'd like children and a husband one day . i follow a raw diet . do you ?
hi ! i don't like the color orange . hello . i like to shoot hoops , so orange balls are good with me . that's amazing . i like dancing on weekends . you ? right now i am applying for jobs , i want to work in a restaurant . that is amazing . good luck . i do not like fashion though . i get you , my favorite rapper is pretty stylish , travis scott . i totally like travis . i liked doing chemistry too awesome . my mom wanted to be a chemist , but ended up a dentist ! go figure ! it seems to be hard to be a chemist . what do you do ? unemployed at the moment , i really want to work at a snazzy restaurant . you will get it . do not worry . i now work in a nice bookstore .
hi ! i don't like the color orange . hello . i like to shoot hoops , so orange balls are good with me . that's amazing . i like dancing on weekends . you ? right now i am applying for jobs , i want to work in a restaurant . that is amazing . good luck . i do not like fashion though . i get you , my favorite rapper is pretty stylish , travis scott . i totally like travis . i liked doing chemistry too awesome . my mom wanted to be a chemist , but ended up a dentist ! go figure ! it seems to be hard to be a chemist . what do you do ? unemployed at the moment , i really want to work at a snazzy restaurant . you will get it . do not worry . i now work in a nice bookstore .
hi ! i don't like the color orange . hello . i like to shoot hoops , so orange balls are good with me . that's amazing . i like dancing on weekends . you ? right now i am applying for jobs , i want to work in a restaurant . that is amazing . good luck . i do not like fashion though . i get you , my favorite rapper is pretty stylish , travis scott . i totally like travis . i liked doing chemistry too awesome . my mom wanted to be a chemist , but ended up a dentist ! go figure ! it seems to be hard to be a chemist . what do you do ? unemployed at the moment , i really want to work at a snazzy restaurant . you will get it . do not worry . i now work in a nice bookstore .
hi ! i don't like the color orange . hello . i like to shoot hoops , so orange balls are good with me . that's amazing . i like dancing on weekends . you ? right now i am applying for jobs , i want to work in a restaurant . that is amazing . good luck . i do not like fashion though . i get you , my favorite rapper is pretty stylish , travis scott . i totally like travis . i liked doing chemistry too awesome . my mom wanted to be a chemist , but ended up a dentist ! go figure ! it seems to be hard to be a chemist . what do you do ? unemployed at the moment , i really want to work at a snazzy restaurant . you will get it . do not worry . i now work in a nice bookstore .
hi ! i don't like the color orange . hello . i like to shoot hoops , so orange balls are good with me . that's amazing . i like dancing on weekends . you ? right now i am applying for jobs , i want to work in a restaurant . that is amazing . good luck . i do not like fashion though . i get you , my favorite rapper is pretty stylish , travis scott . i totally like travis . i liked doing chemistry too awesome . my mom wanted to be a chemist , but ended up a dentist ! go figure ! it seems to be hard to be a chemist . what do you do ? unemployed at the moment , i really want to work at a snazzy restaurant . you will get it . do not worry . i now work in a nice bookstore .
hello . do you speak another language ? hi , i love sports because my parents are athletic my dad is works with electronics . i love the guitar and the violin
hello . do you speak another language ? hi , i love sports because my parents are athletic my dad is works with electronics . i love the guitar and the violin
hello . do you speak another language ? hi , i love sports because my parents are athletic my dad is works with electronics . i love the guitar and the violin
hello . do you speak another language ? hi , i love sports because my parents are athletic my dad is works with electronics . i love the guitar and the violin
hello . do you speak another language ? hi , i love sports because my parents are athletic my dad is works with electronics . i love the guitar and the violin
hello i am 60 years old hi ! i just sat down to listen to some classical music . i love classical music as a librarian its my favorite being a christian i also like christian rock . do you like to read ? i love to read , i have been to spain and while there i read more than ever never been there . i love to ride on my tractor . i love the outdoors . i'll be retiring in a few years , do you like camping ? i do ! i am very different from my sister . she is a pole dancer in a club . that is a big difference . when you camp , how do you cook ? with a campfire and cast iron pans . i will love relaxing in nature . i just purchased a beautiful red sweater . red is my absolute favorite color . that's perfect for the holidays . i love to sew sweaters and hoodies . i love to crochet ! it is time to start thinking about the holidays ! yes , i sometimes use a loom for crochet too .
hello i am 60 years old hi ! i just sat down to listen to some classical music . i love classical music as a librarian its my favorite being a christian i also like christian rock . do you like to read ? i love to read , i have been to spain and while there i read more than ever never been there . i love to ride on my tractor . i love the outdoors . i'll be retiring in a few years , do you like camping ? i do ! i am very different from my sister . she is a pole dancer in a club . that is a big difference . when you camp , how do you cook ? with a campfire and cast iron pans . i will love relaxing in nature . i just purchased a beautiful red sweater . red is my absolute favorite color . that's perfect for the holidays . i love to sew sweaters and hoodies . i love to crochet ! it is time to start thinking about the holidays ! yes , i sometimes use a loom for crochet too .
hello i am 60 years old hi ! i just sat down to listen to some classical music . i love classical music as a librarian its my favorite being a christian i also like christian rock . do you like to read ? i love to read , i have been to spain and while there i read more than ever never been there . i love to ride on my tractor . i love the outdoors . i'll be retiring in a few years , do you like camping ? i do ! i am very different from my sister . she is a pole dancer in a club . that is a big difference . when you camp , how do you cook ? with a campfire and cast iron pans . i will love relaxing in nature . i just purchased a beautiful red sweater . red is my absolute favorite color . that's perfect for the holidays . i love to sew sweaters and hoodies . i love to crochet ! it is time to start thinking about the holidays ! yes , i sometimes use a loom for crochet too .
hello i am 60 years old hi ! i just sat down to listen to some classical music . i love classical music as a librarian its my favorite being a christian i also like christian rock . do you like to read ? i love to read , i have been to spain and while there i read more than ever never been there . i love to ride on my tractor . i love the outdoors . i'll be retiring in a few years , do you like camping ? i do ! i am very different from my sister . she is a pole dancer in a club . that is a big difference . when you camp , how do you cook ? with a campfire and cast iron pans . i will love relaxing in nature . i just purchased a beautiful red sweater . red is my absolute favorite color . that's perfect for the holidays . i love to sew sweaters and hoodies . i love to crochet ! it is time to start thinking about the holidays ! yes , i sometimes use a loom for crochet too .
hello i am 60 years old hi ! i just sat down to listen to some classical music . i love classical music as a librarian its my favorite being a christian i also like christian rock . do you like to read ? i love to read , i have been to spain and while there i read more than ever never been there . i love to ride on my tractor . i love the outdoors . i'll be retiring in a few years , do you like camping ? i do ! i am very different from my sister . she is a pole dancer in a club . that is a big difference . when you camp , how do you cook ? with a campfire and cast iron pans . i will love relaxing in nature . i just purchased a beautiful red sweater . red is my absolute favorite color . that's perfect for the holidays . i love to sew sweaters and hoodies . i love to crochet ! it is time to start thinking about the holidays ! yes , i sometimes use a loom for crochet too .
i there i'm from pennsylvania . how about you ? i'm in ohio . we are almost neighbors . i know . do you have any kids ? i am expecting my first child soon . congratulations ! i do not have any kids . the musician lifestyle is too hard for that . oh that sounds exciting . i just became a pa 3 months ago . my job is boring . i'm sorry to hear that . is there something you would rather be doing ? making documentaries because i love them . wow . that sounds pretty interesting . what subjects would you focus on ? my husband and his job wow . he must be a pretty interesting guy if you are going to do a documentary . he is the best that's why i let him impregnate me
i there i'm from pennsylvania . how about you ? i'm in ohio . we are almost neighbors . i know . do you have any kids ? i am expecting my first child soon . congratulations ! i do not have any kids . the musician lifestyle is too hard for that . oh that sounds exciting . i just became a pa 3 months ago . my job is boring . i'm sorry to hear that . is there something you would rather be doing ? making documentaries because i love them . wow . that sounds pretty interesting . what subjects would you focus on ? my husband and his job wow . he must be a pretty interesting guy if you are going to do a documentary . he is the best that's why i let him impregnate me
i there i'm from pennsylvania . how about you ? i'm in ohio . we are almost neighbors . i know . do you have any kids ? i am expecting my first child soon . congratulations ! i do not have any kids . the musician lifestyle is too hard for that . oh that sounds exciting . i just became a pa 3 months ago . my job is boring . i'm sorry to hear that . is there something you would rather be doing ? making documentaries because i love them . wow . that sounds pretty interesting . what subjects would you focus on ? my husband and his job wow . he must be a pretty interesting guy if you are going to do a documentary . he is the best that's why i let him impregnate me
i there i'm from pennsylvania . how about you ? i'm in ohio . we are almost neighbors . i know . do you have any kids ? i am expecting my first child soon . congratulations ! i do not have any kids . the musician lifestyle is too hard for that . oh that sounds exciting . i just became a pa 3 months ago . my job is boring . i'm sorry to hear that . is there something you would rather be doing ? making documentaries because i love them . wow . that sounds pretty interesting . what subjects would you focus on ? my husband and his job wow . he must be a pretty interesting guy if you are going to do a documentary . he is the best that's why i let him impregnate me
i there i'm from pennsylvania . how about you ? i'm in ohio . we are almost neighbors . i know . do you have any kids ? i am expecting my first child soon . congratulations ! i do not have any kids . the musician lifestyle is too hard for that . oh that sounds exciting . i just became a pa 3 months ago . my job is boring . i'm sorry to hear that . is there something you would rather be doing ? making documentaries because i love them . wow . that sounds pretty interesting . what subjects would you focus on ? my husband and his job wow . he must be a pretty interesting guy if you are going to do a documentary . he is the best that's why i let him impregnate me
hello ! are you interested in adopting a rescued bunny ? i love bunnies but i'm busy moving into a new apartment with my boyfriend i'd have loved to live with my girlfriend before i went into the navy the navy sounds tough . i teach elementary school . i only joined because i love the color . i much prefer working with the bunny rescue , now . i would like to take pictures of the bunnies . do you help alot of rabbits ? yes , by volunteering and donating to them each month . what do take pictures of ? i just enjoy photography and the colors red and silver . i've a silver eared bunny you would love , with a red , white , and navy blue bow .
hello ! are you interested in adopting a rescued bunny ? i love bunnies but i'm busy moving into a new apartment with my boyfriend i'd have loved to live with my girlfriend before i went into the navy the navy sounds tough . i teach elementary school . i only joined because i love the color . i much prefer working with the bunny rescue , now . i would like to take pictures of the bunnies . do you help alot of rabbits ? yes , by volunteering and donating to them each month . what do take pictures of ? i just enjoy photography and the colors red and silver . i've a silver eared bunny you would love , with a red , white , and navy blue bow .
hello ! are you interested in adopting a rescued bunny ? i love bunnies but i'm busy moving into a new apartment with my boyfriend i'd have loved to live with my girlfriend before i went into the navy the navy sounds tough . i teach elementary school . i only joined because i love the color . i much prefer working with the bunny rescue , now . i would like to take pictures of the bunnies . do you help alot of rabbits ? yes , by volunteering and donating to them each month . what do take pictures of ? i just enjoy photography and the colors red and silver . i've a silver eared bunny you would love , with a red , white , and navy blue bow .
hello ! are you interested in adopting a rescued bunny ? i love bunnies but i'm busy moving into a new apartment with my boyfriend i'd have loved to live with my girlfriend before i went into the navy the navy sounds tough . i teach elementary school . i only joined because i love the color . i much prefer working with the bunny rescue , now . i would like to take pictures of the bunnies . do you help alot of rabbits ? yes , by volunteering and donating to them each month . what do take pictures of ? i just enjoy photography and the colors red and silver . i've a silver eared bunny you would love , with a red , white , and navy blue bow .
hello ! are you interested in adopting a rescued bunny ? i love bunnies but i'm busy moving into a new apartment with my boyfriend i'd have loved to live with my girlfriend before i went into the navy the navy sounds tough . i teach elementary school . i only joined because i love the color . i much prefer working with the bunny rescue , now . i would like to take pictures of the bunnies . do you help alot of rabbits ? yes , by volunteering and donating to them each month . what do take pictures of ? i just enjoy photography and the colors red and silver . i've a silver eared bunny you would love , with a red , white , and navy blue bow .
hello hope your having a good night tonight ? i know i am . that is good ! i am watching football highlights . really what teams . and who are you rooting for . i'm a green bay packer fan . do you like football ? no i am not a fan but my son is . how many kids do you have ? 2 children both fully grow . they never drop by . i have kids too . i also have a couple pets . pets ? what kind dogs cats fish or birds ?
hello hope your having a good night tonight ? i know i am . that is good ! i am watching football highlights . really what teams . and who are you rooting for . i'm a green bay packer fan . do you like football ? no i am not a fan but my son is . how many kids do you have ? 2 children both fully grow . they never drop by . i have kids too . i also have a couple pets . pets ? what kind dogs cats fish or birds ?
hello hope your having a good night tonight ? i know i am . that is good ! i am watching football highlights . really what teams . and who are you rooting for . i'm a green bay packer fan . do you like football ? no i am not a fan but my son is . how many kids do you have ? 2 children both fully grow . they never drop by . i have kids too . i also have a couple pets . pets ? what kind dogs cats fish or birds ?
hello hope your having a good night tonight ? i know i am . that is good ! i am watching football highlights . really what teams . and who are you rooting for . i'm a green bay packer fan . do you like football ? no i am not a fan but my son is . how many kids do you have ? 2 children both fully grow . they never drop by . i have kids too . i also have a couple pets . pets ? what kind dogs cats fish or birds ?
hello hope your having a good night tonight ? i know i am . that is good ! i am watching football highlights . really what teams . and who are you rooting for . i'm a green bay packer fan . do you like football ? no i am not a fan but my son is . how many kids do you have ? 2 children both fully grow . they never drop by . i have kids too . i also have a couple pets . pets ? what kind dogs cats fish or birds ?
my name is joan , and i live in illinois . i'm a kindergarten teacher . hello joan ! i'm chrissy from minnesota . i'm building a robot for my work . that sounds exciting ! i'm clumsy with electronics .
my name is joan , and i live in illinois . i'm a kindergarten teacher . hello joan ! i'm chrissy from minnesota . i'm building a robot for my work . that sounds exciting ! i'm clumsy with electronics .
my name is joan , and i live in illinois . i'm a kindergarten teacher . hello joan ! i'm chrissy from minnesota . i'm building a robot for my work . that sounds exciting ! i'm clumsy with electronics .
my name is joan , and i live in illinois . i'm a kindergarten teacher . hello joan ! i'm chrissy from minnesota . i'm building a robot for my work . that sounds exciting ! i'm clumsy with electronics .
my name is joan , and i live in illinois . i'm a kindergarten teacher . hello joan ! i'm chrissy from minnesota . i'm building a robot for my work . that sounds exciting ! i'm clumsy with electronics .
hi , i am taking a break from studying my computer programming what is computer programming , i am new to the united states . i'm from india so i understand . it is telling computers how to run programs cool , i was born in somalia , but my aunt helped me escape . that was nice of her ! my aunt taught me how to swim i had to get away , i was forced to marry young , but now i am happy did you take your spouse with you ? no , i had to escape him . it was not fun times . i am sorry . i am glad you are safe now thank you , do you do anything in your free time ? i love death metal music . i listen and write some too . death metal , is that the music you get whip lash from ? yeah ! i also coach competitive swimming .
hi , i am taking a break from studying my computer programming what is computer programming , i am new to the united states . i'm from india so i understand . it is telling computers how to run programs cool , i was born in somalia , but my aunt helped me escape . that was nice of her ! my aunt taught me how to swim i had to get away , i was forced to marry young , but now i am happy did you take your spouse with you ? no , i had to escape him . it was not fun times . i am sorry . i am glad you are safe now thank you , do you do anything in your free time ? i love death metal music . i listen and write some too . death metal , is that the music you get whip lash from ? yeah ! i also coach competitive swimming .
hi , i am taking a break from studying my computer programming what is computer programming , i am new to the united states . i'm from india so i understand . it is telling computers how to run programs cool , i was born in somalia , but my aunt helped me escape . that was nice of her ! my aunt taught me how to swim i had to get away , i was forced to marry young , but now i am happy did you take your spouse with you ? no , i had to escape him . it was not fun times . i am sorry . i am glad you are safe now thank you , do you do anything in your free time ? i love death metal music . i listen and write some too . death metal , is that the music you get whip lash from ? yeah ! i also coach competitive swimming .
hi , i am taking a break from studying my computer programming what is computer programming , i am new to the united states . i'm from india so i understand . it is telling computers how to run programs cool , i was born in somalia , but my aunt helped me escape . that was nice of her ! my aunt taught me how to swim i had to get away , i was forced to marry young , but now i am happy did you take your spouse with you ? no , i had to escape him . it was not fun times . i am sorry . i am glad you are safe now thank you , do you do anything in your free time ? i love death metal music . i listen and write some too . death metal , is that the music you get whip lash from ? yeah ! i also coach competitive swimming .
hi , i am taking a break from studying my computer programming what is computer programming , i am new to the united states . i'm from india so i understand . it is telling computers how to run programs cool , i was born in somalia , but my aunt helped me escape . that was nice of her ! my aunt taught me how to swim i had to get away , i was forced to marry young , but now i am happy did you take your spouse with you ? no , i had to escape him . it was not fun times . i am sorry . i am glad you are safe now thank you , do you do anything in your free time ? i love death metal music . i listen and write some too . death metal , is that the music you get whip lash from ? yeah ! i also coach competitive swimming .
hello , how are you ? where abouts are you ? i'm in chicago . where are you ? in scotland . is chicago as cold and wet as it is here ? yes , but i am allergic to water . this is very unfortunate . it is . how do you keep clean ? i don't go outside much . i stay clean this way . i want to go outside . i managed to break my arm skateboarding so i m stuck indoors . i only stream to my 100 , 000 subscribers on twitch . i do not play real sports 100k is very impressive . how long did it take to get that many ? since i helped make starcraft , my name was already out there . 6 months . made as in developed ? that s very cool .
hello , how are you ? where abouts are you ? i'm in chicago . where are you ? in scotland . is chicago as cold and wet as it is here ? yes , but i am allergic to water . this is very unfortunate . it is . how do you keep clean ? i don't go outside much . i stay clean this way . i want to go outside . i managed to break my arm skateboarding so i m stuck indoors . i only stream to my 100 , 000 subscribers on twitch . i do not play real sports 100k is very impressive . how long did it take to get that many ? since i helped make starcraft , my name was already out there . 6 months . made as in developed ? that s very cool .
hello , how are you ? where abouts are you ? i'm in chicago . where are you ? in scotland . is chicago as cold and wet as it is here ? yes , but i am allergic to water . this is very unfortunate . it is . how do you keep clean ? i don't go outside much . i stay clean this way . i want to go outside . i managed to break my arm skateboarding so i m stuck indoors . i only stream to my 100 , 000 subscribers on twitch . i do not play real sports 100k is very impressive . how long did it take to get that many ? since i helped make starcraft , my name was already out there . 6 months . made as in developed ? that s very cool .
hello , how are you ? where abouts are you ? i'm in chicago . where are you ? in scotland . is chicago as cold and wet as it is here ? yes , but i am allergic to water . this is very unfortunate . it is . how do you keep clean ? i don't go outside much . i stay clean this way . i want to go outside . i managed to break my arm skateboarding so i m stuck indoors . i only stream to my 100 , 000 subscribers on twitch . i do not play real sports 100k is very impressive . how long did it take to get that many ? since i helped make starcraft , my name was already out there . 6 months . made as in developed ? that s very cool .
hello , how are you ? where abouts are you ? i'm in chicago . where are you ? in scotland . is chicago as cold and wet as it is here ? yes , but i am allergic to water . this is very unfortunate . it is . how do you keep clean ? i don't go outside much . i stay clean this way . i want to go outside . i managed to break my arm skateboarding so i m stuck indoors . i only stream to my 100 , 000 subscribers on twitch . i do not play real sports 100k is very impressive . how long did it take to get that many ? since i helped make starcraft , my name was already out there . 6 months . made as in developed ? that s very cool .
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hello how are you today
hello how are you today
hello how are you today
hello how are you today
hello , how are you doing today ? i am okay . i wish my children would visit more , though . i am sorry to hear that . i turn to my spouse in times like that . i do , as well . though my husband liked me more when i was younger and prettier . that's unfortunate . have you talked to anyone about this ?
hello , how are you doing today ? i am okay . i wish my children would visit more , though . i am sorry to hear that . i turn to my spouse in times like that . i do , as well . though my husband liked me more when i was younger and prettier . that's unfortunate . have you talked to anyone about this ?
hello , how are you doing today ? i am okay . i wish my children would visit more , though . i am sorry to hear that . i turn to my spouse in times like that . i do , as well . though my husband liked me more when i was younger and prettier . that's unfortunate . have you talked to anyone about this ?
hello , how are you doing today ? i am okay . i wish my children would visit more , though . i am sorry to hear that . i turn to my spouse in times like that . i do , as well . though my husband liked me more when i was younger and prettier . that's unfortunate . have you talked to anyone about this ?
hello , how are you doing today ? i am okay . i wish my children would visit more , though . i am sorry to hear that . i turn to my spouse in times like that . i do , as well . though my husband liked me more when i was younger and prettier . that's unfortunate . have you talked to anyone about this ?
hi my name is jill how are you today ?
hi my name is jill how are you today ?
hi my name is jill how are you today ?
hi my name is jill how are you today ?
hi my name is jill how are you today ?
hey , i enjoy mowing lawns in the summer hello . how are you ? my pet turtle and i are sitting here . my turtle and myself love to grill outside mommy says to pick up toys . i do not like to . i want to play dolls ! yeah , i have been retired for a long time ! years !
hey , i enjoy mowing lawns in the summer hello . how are you ? my pet turtle and i are sitting here . my turtle and myself love to grill outside mommy says to pick up toys . i do not like to . i want to play dolls ! yeah , i have been retired for a long time ! years !
hey , i enjoy mowing lawns in the summer hello . how are you ? my pet turtle and i are sitting here . my turtle and myself love to grill outside mommy says to pick up toys . i do not like to . i want to play dolls ! yeah , i have been retired for a long time ! years !
hey , i enjoy mowing lawns in the summer hello . how are you ? my pet turtle and i are sitting here . my turtle and myself love to grill outside mommy says to pick up toys . i do not like to . i want to play dolls ! yeah , i have been retired for a long time ! years !
hey , i enjoy mowing lawns in the summer hello . how are you ? my pet turtle and i are sitting here . my turtle and myself love to grill outside mommy says to pick up toys . i do not like to . i want to play dolls ! yeah , i have been retired for a long time ! years !
hello . my softball game was canceled due to the hurricane . oh how are you doing ? i'm sorry to hear that . doing great . daddy was in the army , he taught me things . i once lived in my moms house . mine passed when i was eight .
hello . my softball game was canceled due to the hurricane . oh how are you doing ? i'm sorry to hear that . doing great . daddy was in the army , he taught me things . i once lived in my moms house . mine passed when i was eight .
hello . my softball game was canceled due to the hurricane . oh how are you doing ? i'm sorry to hear that . doing great . daddy was in the army , he taught me things . i once lived in my moms house . mine passed when i was eight .
hello . my softball game was canceled due to the hurricane . oh how are you doing ? i'm sorry to hear that . doing great . daddy was in the army , he taught me things . i once lived in my moms house . mine passed when i was eight .
hello . my softball game was canceled due to the hurricane . oh how are you doing ? i'm sorry to hear that . doing great . daddy was in the army , he taught me things . i once lived in my moms house . mine passed when i was eight .
hello . can you move objects with your mind ? hi how are you doing ? i am okay no i wish i could . i'm great . i had heart surgery and woke up with weird superpowers . i'm so sorry to hear that i believe your powers are from the lord . i do not know . my heart was outside of my body now it is in . i tend to watch large amounts of t . v . on free times . i love the walking dead . are you a fan ? yes i am a fan and love zombie and vampire movies too i like captain america and star wars . what super powers did you awake with ? moving objects with my mind . ok that's cool and i like going to the gym most days . i like to swim and walk on the beach .
hello . can you move objects with your mind ? hi how are you doing ? i am okay no i wish i could . i'm great . i had heart surgery and woke up with weird superpowers . i'm so sorry to hear that i believe your powers are from the lord . i do not know . my heart was outside of my body now it is in . i tend to watch large amounts of t . v . on free times . i love the walking dead . are you a fan ? yes i am a fan and love zombie and vampire movies too i like captain america and star wars . what super powers did you awake with ? moving objects with my mind . ok that's cool and i like going to the gym most days . i like to swim and walk on the beach .
hello . can you move objects with your mind ? hi how are you doing ? i am okay no i wish i could . i'm great . i had heart surgery and woke up with weird superpowers . i'm so sorry to hear that i believe your powers are from the lord . i do not know . my heart was outside of my body now it is in . i tend to watch large amounts of t . v . on free times . i love the walking dead . are you a fan ? yes i am a fan and love zombie and vampire movies too i like captain america and star wars . what super powers did you awake with ? moving objects with my mind . ok that's cool and i like going to the gym most days . i like to swim and walk on the beach .
hello . can you move objects with your mind ? hi how are you doing ? i am okay no i wish i could . i'm great . i had heart surgery and woke up with weird superpowers . i'm so sorry to hear that i believe your powers are from the lord . i do not know . my heart was outside of my body now it is in . i tend to watch large amounts of t . v . on free times . i love the walking dead . are you a fan ? yes i am a fan and love zombie and vampire movies too i like captain america and star wars . what super powers did you awake with ? moving objects with my mind . ok that's cool and i like going to the gym most days . i like to swim and walk on the beach .
hello . can you move objects with your mind ? hi how are you doing ? i am okay no i wish i could . i'm great . i had heart surgery and woke up with weird superpowers . i'm so sorry to hear that i believe your powers are from the lord . i do not know . my heart was outside of my body now it is in . i tend to watch large amounts of t . v . on free times . i love the walking dead . are you a fan ? yes i am a fan and love zombie and vampire movies too i like captain america and star wars . what super powers did you awake with ? moving objects with my mind . ok that's cool and i like going to the gym most days . i like to swim and walk on the beach .
good morning to you how are you today i'm well , glad to type to you . how are you ? i'm great i'm in school and i'm the queen of homecoming
good morning to you how are you today i'm well , glad to type to you . how are you ? i'm great i'm in school and i'm the queen of homecoming
good morning to you how are you today i'm well , glad to type to you . how are you ? i'm great i'm in school and i'm the queen of homecoming
good morning to you how are you today i'm well , glad to type to you . how are you ? i'm great i'm in school and i'm the queen of homecoming
good morning to you how are you today i'm well , glad to type to you . how are you ? i'm great i'm in school and i'm the queen of homecoming
hi . how is everything going ? hi . everything is going well on this end . where are you from ? i am originally from somalia . i am from detroit , mi . what do you like to do for fun ? i love dancing and singing . that is interesting . i'd consider myself a gamer . i like gaming now that i am in the us .
hi . how is everything going ? hi . everything is going well on this end . where are you from ? i am originally from somalia . i am from detroit , mi . what do you like to do for fun ? i love dancing and singing . that is interesting . i'd consider myself a gamer . i like gaming now that i am in the us .
hi . how is everything going ? hi . everything is going well on this end . where are you from ? i am originally from somalia . i am from detroit , mi . what do you like to do for fun ? i love dancing and singing . that is interesting . i'd consider myself a gamer . i like gaming now that i am in the us .
hi . how is everything going ? hi . everything is going well on this end . where are you from ? i am originally from somalia . i am from detroit , mi . what do you like to do for fun ? i love dancing and singing . that is interesting . i'd consider myself a gamer . i like gaming now that i am in the us .
hi . how is everything going ? hi . everything is going well on this end . where are you from ? i am originally from somalia . i am from detroit , mi . what do you like to do for fun ? i love dancing and singing . that is interesting . i'd consider myself a gamer . i like gaming now that i am in the us .
hello . how are you today ? hi ! my name is sophie . i'm doing well . how are you ? very well thank you . do you have any hobbies ? i love watching the movie frozen and singing along ! i try different coffees , read poetry and watch star wars . i have not seen frozen . i just started the third grade and love to write poetry ! i write about mickey mouse . that sounds like fun ! i love mickey mouse ! he's pretty cool . my family and i go to disney world every year ! have you ever been ? i have been once and stayed the week . it was awesome . i want to go again . i can not wait to go again ! i know i can not either . do you like football ?
hello . how are you today ? hi ! my name is sophie . i'm doing well . how are you ? very well thank you . do you have any hobbies ? i love watching the movie frozen and singing along ! i try different coffees , read poetry and watch star wars . i have not seen frozen . i just started the third grade and love to write poetry ! i write about mickey mouse . that sounds like fun ! i love mickey mouse ! he's pretty cool . my family and i go to disney world every year ! have you ever been ? i have been once and stayed the week . it was awesome . i want to go again . i can not wait to go again ! i know i can not either . do you like football ?
hello . how are you today ? hi ! my name is sophie . i'm doing well . how are you ? very well thank you . do you have any hobbies ? i love watching the movie frozen and singing along ! i try different coffees , read poetry and watch star wars . i have not seen frozen . i just started the third grade and love to write poetry ! i write about mickey mouse . that sounds like fun ! i love mickey mouse ! he's pretty cool . my family and i go to disney world every year ! have you ever been ? i have been once and stayed the week . it was awesome . i want to go again . i can not wait to go again ! i know i can not either . do you like football ?
hello . how are you today ? hi ! my name is sophie . i'm doing well . how are you ? very well thank you . do you have any hobbies ? i love watching the movie frozen and singing along ! i try different coffees , read poetry and watch star wars . i have not seen frozen . i just started the third grade and love to write poetry ! i write about mickey mouse . that sounds like fun ! i love mickey mouse ! he's pretty cool . my family and i go to disney world every year ! have you ever been ? i have been once and stayed the week . it was awesome . i want to go again . i can not wait to go again ! i know i can not either . do you like football ?
hello . how are you today ? hi ! my name is sophie . i'm doing well . how are you ? very well thank you . do you have any hobbies ? i love watching the movie frozen and singing along ! i try different coffees , read poetry and watch star wars . i have not seen frozen . i just started the third grade and love to write poetry ! i write about mickey mouse . that sounds like fun ! i love mickey mouse ! he's pretty cool . my family and i go to disney world every year ! have you ever been ? i have been once and stayed the week . it was awesome . i want to go again . i can not wait to go again ! i know i can not either . do you like football ?
hello , how are you doing tonight ? doing great . watched nhl hockey and walked my german shepherd dog . what do you do for work ? i live on a farm and work here too . what do you do ? i'm a local musician , but i've been studying different languages recently . wow , great . my artistic ability is limited to coloring books . lol my favorite word in spanish is trabajo . i plan to study french next . neat . my husband was adopted and he's spanish . does he speak spanish fluently ? yes , but i do not . i am limited to spanish food names like taco . lol are tacos your favorite food ? yes , i eat them while i watch hockey . do you like hockey ? i like baseball better . go yankees ! what instrument do you play ? i play the piano and the violin .
hello , how are you doing tonight ? doing great . watched nhl hockey and walked my german shepherd dog . what do you do for work ? i live on a farm and work here too . what do you do ? i'm a local musician , but i've been studying different languages recently . wow , great . my artistic ability is limited to coloring books . lol my favorite word in spanish is trabajo . i plan to study french next . neat . my husband was adopted and he's spanish . does he speak spanish fluently ? yes , but i do not . i am limited to spanish food names like taco . lol are tacos your favorite food ? yes , i eat them while i watch hockey . do you like hockey ? i like baseball better . go yankees ! what instrument do you play ? i play the piano and the violin .
hello , how are you doing tonight ? doing great . watched nhl hockey and walked my german shepherd dog . what do you do for work ? i live on a farm and work here too . what do you do ? i'm a local musician , but i've been studying different languages recently . wow , great . my artistic ability is limited to coloring books . lol my favorite word in spanish is trabajo . i plan to study french next . neat . my husband was adopted and he's spanish . does he speak spanish fluently ? yes , but i do not . i am limited to spanish food names like taco . lol are tacos your favorite food ? yes , i eat them while i watch hockey . do you like hockey ? i like baseball better . go yankees ! what instrument do you play ? i play the piano and the violin .
hello , how are you doing tonight ? doing great . watched nhl hockey and walked my german shepherd dog . what do you do for work ? i live on a farm and work here too . what do you do ? i'm a local musician , but i've been studying different languages recently . wow , great . my artistic ability is limited to coloring books . lol my favorite word in spanish is trabajo . i plan to study french next . neat . my husband was adopted and he's spanish . does he speak spanish fluently ? yes , but i do not . i am limited to spanish food names like taco . lol are tacos your favorite food ? yes , i eat them while i watch hockey . do you like hockey ? i like baseball better . go yankees ! what instrument do you play ? i play the piano and the violin .
hello , how are you doing tonight ? doing great . watched nhl hockey and walked my german shepherd dog . what do you do for work ? i live on a farm and work here too . what do you do ? i'm a local musician , but i've been studying different languages recently . wow , great . my artistic ability is limited to coloring books . lol my favorite word in spanish is trabajo . i plan to study french next . neat . my husband was adopted and he's spanish . does he speak spanish fluently ? yes , but i do not . i am limited to spanish food names like taco . lol are tacos your favorite food ? yes , i eat them while i watch hockey . do you like hockey ? i like baseball better . go yankees ! what instrument do you play ? i play the piano and the violin .
good evening . how are you ?
good evening . how are you ?
good evening . how are you ?
good evening . how are you ?
good evening . how are you ?
hi how are you doing i am doing very fine this afternoon . how about you ? i'm good getting ready for school what are you going to school for ? high school i'm so ready to graduate will you be driving to or living on campus ? i will probably be living on campus what kind of music makes you feel good ? really any kind what about you i enjoy listening to classical music . that is nice do you like sports it depends on the particular sport . i like to spend time with my horses
hi how are you doing i am doing very fine this afternoon . how about you ? i'm good getting ready for school what are you going to school for ? high school i'm so ready to graduate will you be driving to or living on campus ? i will probably be living on campus what kind of music makes you feel good ? really any kind what about you i enjoy listening to classical music . that is nice do you like sports it depends on the particular sport . i like to spend time with my horses
hi how are you doing i am doing very fine this afternoon . how about you ? i'm good getting ready for school what are you going to school for ? high school i'm so ready to graduate will you be driving to or living on campus ? i will probably be living on campus what kind of music makes you feel good ? really any kind what about you i enjoy listening to classical music . that is nice do you like sports it depends on the particular sport . i like to spend time with my horses
hi how are you doing i am doing very fine this afternoon . how about you ? i'm good getting ready for school what are you going to school for ? high school i'm so ready to graduate will you be driving to or living on campus ? i will probably be living on campus what kind of music makes you feel good ? really any kind what about you i enjoy listening to classical music . that is nice do you like sports it depends on the particular sport . i like to spend time with my horses
hi how are you doing i am doing very fine this afternoon . how about you ? i'm good getting ready for school what are you going to school for ? high school i'm so ready to graduate will you be driving to or living on campus ? i will probably be living on campus what kind of music makes you feel good ? really any kind what about you i enjoy listening to classical music . that is nice do you like sports it depends on the particular sport . i like to spend time with my horses
hello , how are you doing today ?
hello , how are you doing today ?
hello , how are you doing today ?
hello , how are you doing today ?
hello , how are you doing today ?
hi i am a farmer from iowa . just go in from a long day on the tractor .
hi i am a farmer from iowa . just go in from a long day on the tractor .
hi i am a farmer from iowa . just go in from a long day on the tractor .
hi i am a farmer from iowa . just go in from a long day on the tractor .
hi i am a farmer from iowa . just go in from a long day on the tractor .
my sister and i love classical music and we pole dance . call me dirty red . hello dirty red , i am a high school student . i just won homecoming queen ! great ! i love anything red especially tractors . wink wink ! i enjoy running do you ? i hope to run a 5k this year . i had to run for my life one time . you ever danced to bach ? i listen to classical music , when i do my homework . i am currently a straight a student ! wow ! i get paid to pole dance . do you get paid to run ? no i do track and field in school and i want to start racing for charity . i see . you own a tractor ? i like driving tractors . wink wink .
my sister and i love classical music and we pole dance . call me dirty red . hello dirty red , i am a high school student . i just won homecoming queen ! great ! i love anything red especially tractors . wink wink ! i enjoy running do you ? i hope to run a 5k this year . i had to run for my life one time . you ever danced to bach ? i listen to classical music , when i do my homework . i am currently a straight a student ! wow ! i get paid to pole dance . do you get paid to run ? no i do track and field in school and i want to start racing for charity . i see . you own a tractor ? i like driving tractors . wink wink .
my sister and i love classical music and we pole dance . call me dirty red . hello dirty red , i am a high school student . i just won homecoming queen ! great ! i love anything red especially tractors . wink wink ! i enjoy running do you ? i hope to run a 5k this year . i had to run for my life one time . you ever danced to bach ? i listen to classical music , when i do my homework . i am currently a straight a student ! wow ! i get paid to pole dance . do you get paid to run ? no i do track and field in school and i want to start racing for charity . i see . you own a tractor ? i like driving tractors . wink wink .
my sister and i love classical music and we pole dance . call me dirty red . hello dirty red , i am a high school student . i just won homecoming queen ! great ! i love anything red especially tractors . wink wink ! i enjoy running do you ? i hope to run a 5k this year . i had to run for my life one time . you ever danced to bach ? i listen to classical music , when i do my homework . i am currently a straight a student ! wow ! i get paid to pole dance . do you get paid to run ? no i do track and field in school and i want to start racing for charity . i see . you own a tractor ? i like driving tractors . wink wink .
my sister and i love classical music and we pole dance . call me dirty red . hello dirty red , i am a high school student . i just won homecoming queen ! great ! i love anything red especially tractors . wink wink ! i enjoy running do you ? i hope to run a 5k this year . i had to run for my life one time . you ever danced to bach ? i listen to classical music , when i do my homework . i am currently a straight a student ! wow ! i get paid to pole dance . do you get paid to run ? no i do track and field in school and i want to start racing for charity . i see . you own a tractor ? i like driving tractors . wink wink .
hey ! i'm george , what is your name ? i'm todd hicks . it is good to meet you . nice to meet you ! what do you do ? i work on a freelance basis as an author , blogger and affiliate marketer . and you ? oh interesting ! i work with bees . . as a farmer ! do you grow crops too ? nop . . i should since i love papaya ! are you married ? no , i am single . are you single or are you married ? i'm married ! . . my lady is a top model from italy ! i aimed high hehe have you ever been to italy ? not yet , it i love to travel . . have you ? no . i'd like to go there someday though . yep , i was visiting my sis in spain last month , it is nice
hey ! i'm george , what is your name ? i'm todd hicks . it is good to meet you . nice to meet you ! what do you do ? i work on a freelance basis as an author , blogger and affiliate marketer . and you ? oh interesting ! i work with bees . . as a farmer ! do you grow crops too ? nop . . i should since i love papaya ! are you married ? no , i am single . are you single or are you married ? i'm married ! . . my lady is a top model from italy ! i aimed high hehe have you ever been to italy ? not yet , it i love to travel . . have you ? no . i'd like to go there someday though . yep , i was visiting my sis in spain last month , it is nice
hey ! i'm george , what is your name ? i'm todd hicks . it is good to meet you . nice to meet you ! what do you do ? i work on a freelance basis as an author , blogger and affiliate marketer . and you ? oh interesting ! i work with bees . . as a farmer ! do you grow crops too ? nop . . i should since i love papaya ! are you married ? no , i am single . are you single or are you married ? i'm married ! . . my lady is a top model from italy ! i aimed high hehe have you ever been to italy ? not yet , it i love to travel . . have you ? no . i'd like to go there someday though . yep , i was visiting my sis in spain last month , it is nice
hey ! i'm george , what is your name ? i'm todd hicks . it is good to meet you . nice to meet you ! what do you do ? i work on a freelance basis as an author , blogger and affiliate marketer . and you ? oh interesting ! i work with bees . . as a farmer ! do you grow crops too ? nop . . i should since i love papaya ! are you married ? no , i am single . are you single or are you married ? i'm married ! . . my lady is a top model from italy ! i aimed high hehe have you ever been to italy ? not yet , it i love to travel . . have you ? no . i'd like to go there someday though . yep , i was visiting my sis in spain last month , it is nice
hey ! i'm george , what is your name ? i'm todd hicks . it is good to meet you . nice to meet you ! what do you do ? i work on a freelance basis as an author , blogger and affiliate marketer . and you ? oh interesting ! i work with bees . . as a farmer ! do you grow crops too ? nop . . i should since i love papaya ! are you married ? no , i am single . are you single or are you married ? i'm married ! . . my lady is a top model from italy ! i aimed high hehe have you ever been to italy ? not yet , it i love to travel . . have you ? no . i'd like to go there someday though . yep , i was visiting my sis in spain last month , it is nice
hi , how are you doing ? hi , i am doing well , how are you ? can't complain . i had a wonderful afternoon in the park . oh , that is nice . i like being in parks especially in nice weather yes . the weather is perfect here now . what do you like to do ? i like to watch nascar racing and sometimes ufc that sounds fun ! i've time to do that since i'm out of work right now .
hi , how are you doing ? hi , i am doing well , how are you ? can't complain . i had a wonderful afternoon in the park . oh , that is nice . i like being in parks especially in nice weather yes . the weather is perfect here now . what do you like to do ? i like to watch nascar racing and sometimes ufc that sounds fun ! i've time to do that since i'm out of work right now .
hi , how are you doing ? hi , i am doing well , how are you ? can't complain . i had a wonderful afternoon in the park . oh , that is nice . i like being in parks especially in nice weather yes . the weather is perfect here now . what do you like to do ? i like to watch nascar racing and sometimes ufc that sounds fun ! i've time to do that since i'm out of work right now .
hi , how are you doing ? hi , i am doing well , how are you ? can't complain . i had a wonderful afternoon in the park . oh , that is nice . i like being in parks especially in nice weather yes . the weather is perfect here now . what do you like to do ? i like to watch nascar racing and sometimes ufc that sounds fun ! i've time to do that since i'm out of work right now .
hi , how are you doing ? hi , i am doing well , how are you ? can't complain . i had a wonderful afternoon in the park . oh , that is nice . i like being in parks especially in nice weather yes . the weather is perfect here now . what do you like to do ? i like to watch nascar racing and sometimes ufc that sounds fun ! i've time to do that since i'm out of work right now .
hello , tell me about yourself while i take a break from my programming studies . no kidding ! i am in it ! same gig for 15 years ! nice ! right now i coach swimming while i finish up school . do you like music ? i enjoy country like any real man . i not invite you to see blood spot with me then . where are you from ?
hello , tell me about yourself while i take a break from my programming studies . no kidding ! i am in it ! same gig for 15 years ! nice ! right now i coach swimming while i finish up school . do you like music ? i enjoy country like any real man . i not invite you to see blood spot with me then . where are you from ?
hello , tell me about yourself while i take a break from my programming studies . no kidding ! i am in it ! same gig for 15 years ! nice ! right now i coach swimming while i finish up school . do you like music ? i enjoy country like any real man . i not invite you to see blood spot with me then . where are you from ?
hello , tell me about yourself while i take a break from my programming studies . no kidding ! i am in it ! same gig for 15 years ! nice ! right now i coach swimming while i finish up school . do you like music ? i enjoy country like any real man . i not invite you to see blood spot with me then . where are you from ?
hello , tell me about yourself while i take a break from my programming studies . no kidding ! i am in it ! same gig for 15 years ! nice ! right now i coach swimming while i finish up school . do you like music ? i enjoy country like any real man . i not invite you to see blood spot with me then . where are you from ?
good morning ! how are you ? pretty good and yourself ? i like to try different coffees as a hobby great here ! just finished a cup of coffee . wow that's good . i also played football in college pretty cool ! i played volleyball in high school .
good morning ! how are you ? pretty good and yourself ? i like to try different coffees as a hobby great here ! just finished a cup of coffee . wow that's good . i also played football in college pretty cool ! i played volleyball in high school .
good morning ! how are you ? pretty good and yourself ? i like to try different coffees as a hobby great here ! just finished a cup of coffee . wow that's good . i also played football in college pretty cool ! i played volleyball in high school .
good morning ! how are you ? pretty good and yourself ? i like to try different coffees as a hobby great here ! just finished a cup of coffee . wow that's good . i also played football in college pretty cool ! i played volleyball in high school .
good morning ! how are you ? pretty good and yourself ? i like to try different coffees as a hobby great here ! just finished a cup of coffee . wow that's good . i also played football in college pretty cool ! i played volleyball in high school .
hello how are you today ? so tired . just laying on the couch reading my weekly book . you ? i'm getting ready to go to a weekend concert to hear country music . that sounds fun . i wonder if i could do that while pregnant ? yes you can go to a concert . just be careful . do you like country music . i like some of it . it is popular here in pennsylvania . cool ! my dogs also like country music . we dance when it is played . do you like movies ? i live documentaries . i watch the history channel quite a bit actually . do you work at all ? i have been working a pa job a few months . i work and have all of my fun on the weekends !
hello how are you today ? so tired . just laying on the couch reading my weekly book . you ? i'm getting ready to go to a weekend concert to hear country music . that sounds fun . i wonder if i could do that while pregnant ? yes you can go to a concert . just be careful . do you like country music . i like some of it . it is popular here in pennsylvania . cool ! my dogs also like country music . we dance when it is played . do you like movies ? i live documentaries . i watch the history channel quite a bit actually . do you work at all ? i have been working a pa job a few months . i work and have all of my fun on the weekends !
hello how are you today ? so tired . just laying on the couch reading my weekly book . you ? i'm getting ready to go to a weekend concert to hear country music . that sounds fun . i wonder if i could do that while pregnant ? yes you can go to a concert . just be careful . do you like country music . i like some of it . it is popular here in pennsylvania . cool ! my dogs also like country music . we dance when it is played . do you like movies ? i live documentaries . i watch the history channel quite a bit actually . do you work at all ? i have been working a pa job a few months . i work and have all of my fun on the weekends !
hello how are you today ? so tired . just laying on the couch reading my weekly book . you ? i'm getting ready to go to a weekend concert to hear country music . that sounds fun . i wonder if i could do that while pregnant ? yes you can go to a concert . just be careful . do you like country music . i like some of it . it is popular here in pennsylvania . cool ! my dogs also like country music . we dance when it is played . do you like movies ? i live documentaries . i watch the history channel quite a bit actually . do you work at all ? i have been working a pa job a few months . i work and have all of my fun on the weekends !
hello how are you today ? so tired . just laying on the couch reading my weekly book . you ? i'm getting ready to go to a weekend concert to hear country music . that sounds fun . i wonder if i could do that while pregnant ? yes you can go to a concert . just be careful . do you like country music . i like some of it . it is popular here in pennsylvania . cool ! my dogs also like country music . we dance when it is played . do you like movies ? i live documentaries . i watch the history channel quite a bit actually . do you work at all ? i have been working a pa job a few months . i work and have all of my fun on the weekends !
there'sn'thing i like more than a late night ice cream run hey share the cream ! haha do you have a flavor preference ? mine is vanilla vanilla is my fav as well my two cats love to lick the bowl when i am done haha
there'sn'thing i like more than a late night ice cream run hey share the cream ! haha do you have a flavor preference ? mine is vanilla vanilla is my fav as well my two cats love to lick the bowl when i am done haha
there'sn'thing i like more than a late night ice cream run hey share the cream ! haha do you have a flavor preference ? mine is vanilla vanilla is my fav as well my two cats love to lick the bowl when i am done haha
there'sn'thing i like more than a late night ice cream run hey share the cream ! haha do you have a flavor preference ? mine is vanilla vanilla is my fav as well my two cats love to lick the bowl when i am done haha
there'sn'thing i like more than a late night ice cream run hey share the cream ! haha do you have a flavor preference ? mine is vanilla vanilla is my fav as well my two cats love to lick the bowl when i am done haha
hello , my name is larry . what is your name ? my name is jerry . i farm bees for a living . you ? well , i'm a chef . i absolutely love cooking . do you have nay hobbies ? yes , i like to cook too . but i'm not a pro like you even though i love cooking , i also like fishing . do you like to fish ? yes , i fly fish . i love it . i wish i could invite my family why can you not invite your family ? i've no family close to me that's a shame . i am sorry . do you enjoy comic books ? i like spawn and the x men i love spiderman , myself . he is my favorite . he is a good character for sure maybe we should trade comics and go fishing sometime !
hello , my name is larry . what is your name ? my name is jerry . i farm bees for a living . you ? well , i'm a chef . i absolutely love cooking . do you have nay hobbies ? yes , i like to cook too . but i'm not a pro like you even though i love cooking , i also like fishing . do you like to fish ? yes , i fly fish . i love it . i wish i could invite my family why can you not invite your family ? i've no family close to me that's a shame . i am sorry . do you enjoy comic books ? i like spawn and the x men i love spiderman , myself . he is my favorite . he is a good character for sure maybe we should trade comics and go fishing sometime !
hello , my name is larry . what is your name ? my name is jerry . i farm bees for a living . you ? well , i'm a chef . i absolutely love cooking . do you have nay hobbies ? yes , i like to cook too . but i'm not a pro like you even though i love cooking , i also like fishing . do you like to fish ? yes , i fly fish . i love it . i wish i could invite my family why can you not invite your family ? i've no family close to me that's a shame . i am sorry . do you enjoy comic books ? i like spawn and the x men i love spiderman , myself . he is my favorite . he is a good character for sure maybe we should trade comics and go fishing sometime !
hello , my name is larry . what is your name ? my name is jerry . i farm bees for a living . you ? well , i'm a chef . i absolutely love cooking . do you have nay hobbies ? yes , i like to cook too . but i'm not a pro like you even though i love cooking , i also like fishing . do you like to fish ? yes , i fly fish . i love it . i wish i could invite my family why can you not invite your family ? i've no family close to me that's a shame . i am sorry . do you enjoy comic books ? i like spawn and the x men i love spiderman , myself . he is my favorite . he is a good character for sure maybe we should trade comics and go fishing sometime !
hello , my name is larry . what is your name ? my name is jerry . i farm bees for a living . you ? well , i'm a chef . i absolutely love cooking . do you have nay hobbies ? yes , i like to cook too . but i'm not a pro like you even though i love cooking , i also like fishing . do you like to fish ? yes , i fly fish . i love it . i wish i could invite my family why can you not invite your family ? i've no family close to me that's a shame . i am sorry . do you enjoy comic books ? i like spawn and the x men i love spiderman , myself . he is my favorite . he is a good character for sure maybe we should trade comics and go fishing sometime !
how are you doing today hello , how are you today ? i'm doing really well i'm doing great , it is rainy here . what are you doing with your day
how are you doing today hello , how are you today ? i'm doing really well i'm doing great , it is rainy here . what are you doing with your day
how are you doing today hello , how are you today ? i'm doing really well i'm doing great , it is rainy here . what are you doing with your day
how are you doing today hello , how are you today ? i'm doing really well i'm doing great , it is rainy here . what are you doing with your day
how are you doing today hello , how are you today ? i'm doing really well i'm doing great , it is rainy here . what are you doing with your day
hey there i live on a farm .
hey there i live on a farm .
hey there i live on a farm .
hey there i live on a farm .
hey there i live on a farm .
i just got back from my salsa dance lessons that sounds like a really fun time . i was just meditating that is so relaxing . my lite brite patterns are relaxing too
i just got back from my salsa dance lessons that sounds like a really fun time . i was just meditating that is so relaxing . my lite brite patterns are relaxing too
i just got back from my salsa dance lessons that sounds like a really fun time . i was just meditating that is so relaxing . my lite brite patterns are relaxing too
i just got back from my salsa dance lessons that sounds like a really fun time . i was just meditating that is so relaxing . my lite brite patterns are relaxing too
i just got back from my salsa dance lessons that sounds like a really fun time . i was just meditating that is so relaxing . my lite brite patterns are relaxing too
hello . what do you like to do in your free time ? well hiking in spring time is my favorite sounds serene . i like to workout and volunteer in my free time . o ok i work out with my lab named trooper as well what do you do for a living ?
hello . what do you like to do in your free time ? well hiking in spring time is my favorite sounds serene . i like to workout and volunteer in my free time . o ok i work out with my lab named trooper as well what do you do for a living ?
hello . what do you like to do in your free time ? well hiking in spring time is my favorite sounds serene . i like to workout and volunteer in my free time . o ok i work out with my lab named trooper as well what do you do for a living ?
hello . what do you like to do in your free time ? well hiking in spring time is my favorite sounds serene . i like to workout and volunteer in my free time . o ok i work out with my lab named trooper as well what do you do for a living ?
hello . what do you like to do in your free time ? well hiking in spring time is my favorite sounds serene . i like to workout and volunteer in my free time . o ok i work out with my lab named trooper as well what do you do for a living ?
hi . i just got done eating vanilla ice cream . no self control with it . you ? i'm the same way with rap rap is cool . my cats like it , both of them . i produce rap for people . maybe you could make a rap about my 1000 hats . i'm a collector . sure while riding in my honda civic when you finish that you could make a rap about my 1992 olympic gold . then we can celebrate with pizza yum ! and vanilla ice cream .
hi . i just got done eating vanilla ice cream . no self control with it . you ? i'm the same way with rap rap is cool . my cats like it , both of them . i produce rap for people . maybe you could make a rap about my 1000 hats . i'm a collector . sure while riding in my honda civic when you finish that you could make a rap about my 1992 olympic gold . then we can celebrate with pizza yum ! and vanilla ice cream .
hi . i just got done eating vanilla ice cream . no self control with it . you ? i'm the same way with rap rap is cool . my cats like it , both of them . i produce rap for people . maybe you could make a rap about my 1000 hats . i'm a collector . sure while riding in my honda civic when you finish that you could make a rap about my 1992 olympic gold . then we can celebrate with pizza yum ! and vanilla ice cream .
hi . i just got done eating vanilla ice cream . no self control with it . you ? i'm the same way with rap rap is cool . my cats like it , both of them . i produce rap for people . maybe you could make a rap about my 1000 hats . i'm a collector . sure while riding in my honda civic when you finish that you could make a rap about my 1992 olympic gold . then we can celebrate with pizza yum ! and vanilla ice cream .
hi . i just got done eating vanilla ice cream . no self control with it . you ? i'm the same way with rap rap is cool . my cats like it , both of them . i produce rap for people . maybe you could make a rap about my 1000 hats . i'm a collector . sure while riding in my honda civic when you finish that you could make a rap about my 1992 olympic gold . then we can celebrate with pizza yum ! and vanilla ice cream .
good morning how old are you i am 34 i am much older than that . my grandchildren are in their thirties do you have any pets ? my two dogs are my everything .
good morning how old are you i am 34 i am much older than that . my grandchildren are in their thirties do you have any pets ? my two dogs are my everything .
good morning how old are you i am 34 i am much older than that . my grandchildren are in their thirties do you have any pets ? my two dogs are my everything .
good morning how old are you i am 34 i am much older than that . my grandchildren are in their thirties do you have any pets ? my two dogs are my everything .
good morning how old are you i am 34 i am much older than that . my grandchildren are in their thirties do you have any pets ? my two dogs are my everything .
hi , how are you doing ? doing good . just strumming my guitar . how about you ? i am fine , i was watching a cooking show , i like those do you like cooking or baking ? or both ? neither , i just like to eat . for example i like hummus my go to snack is chocolate bars me too ! i am vegan but still love chocolate what other hobbies do you have ? i play violin and guitar i like extreme sensations , like sky diving and rollercoasters yikes i hate roller coasters . they are so scary . i am afraid of water , i am not good at swimming what do you do for work ? i am an electrician just like my dad . i like electricity and electronics . i'm a bartender
hi , how are you doing ? doing good . just strumming my guitar . how about you ? i am fine , i was watching a cooking show , i like those do you like cooking or baking ? or both ? neither , i just like to eat . for example i like hummus my go to snack is chocolate bars me too ! i am vegan but still love chocolate what other hobbies do you have ? i play violin and guitar i like extreme sensations , like sky diving and rollercoasters yikes i hate roller coasters . they are so scary . i am afraid of water , i am not good at swimming what do you do for work ? i am an electrician just like my dad . i like electricity and electronics . i'm a bartender
hi , how are you doing ? doing good . just strumming my guitar . how about you ? i am fine , i was watching a cooking show , i like those do you like cooking or baking ? or both ? neither , i just like to eat . for example i like hummus my go to snack is chocolate bars me too ! i am vegan but still love chocolate what other hobbies do you have ? i play violin and guitar i like extreme sensations , like sky diving and rollercoasters yikes i hate roller coasters . they are so scary . i am afraid of water , i am not good at swimming what do you do for work ? i am an electrician just like my dad . i like electricity and electronics . i'm a bartender
hi , how are you doing ? doing good . just strumming my guitar . how about you ? i am fine , i was watching a cooking show , i like those do you like cooking or baking ? or both ? neither , i just like to eat . for example i like hummus my go to snack is chocolate bars me too ! i am vegan but still love chocolate what other hobbies do you have ? i play violin and guitar i like extreme sensations , like sky diving and rollercoasters yikes i hate roller coasters . they are so scary . i am afraid of water , i am not good at swimming what do you do for work ? i am an electrician just like my dad . i like electricity and electronics . i'm a bartender
hi , how are you doing ? doing good . just strumming my guitar . how about you ? i am fine , i was watching a cooking show , i like those do you like cooking or baking ? or both ? neither , i just like to eat . for example i like hummus my go to snack is chocolate bars me too ! i am vegan but still love chocolate what other hobbies do you have ? i play violin and guitar i like extreme sensations , like sky diving and rollercoasters yikes i hate roller coasters . they are so scary . i am afraid of water , i am not good at swimming what do you do for work ? i am an electrician just like my dad . i like electricity and electronics . i'm a bartender
good morning . how are you ? i'm ok , drinking a lot of coffee , how about you ? just relaxing waiting on my wife and three children to get ready . where are you all going to ? we are going to the park . e do it once a week . how about you ? i'm getting ready to go mountain biking . it is fun ! we are going to get my fav chocolate ice cream on the way home . have fun ! i love ice cream too , but mostly coffee flavor . what else do you like besides coffee ? my family steers c ; ear of it . well , i don't drink alcohol , so coffee and diet soda . what about you ? i am an ice cream and ice water kind of guy . ah . so is my dad , he worked construction , he is the same . what about your mom ? what is she like ?
good morning . how are you ? i'm ok , drinking a lot of coffee , how about you ? just relaxing waiting on my wife and three children to get ready . where are you all going to ? we are going to the park . e do it once a week . how about you ? i'm getting ready to go mountain biking . it is fun ! we are going to get my fav chocolate ice cream on the way home . have fun ! i love ice cream too , but mostly coffee flavor . what else do you like besides coffee ? my family steers c ; ear of it . well , i don't drink alcohol , so coffee and diet soda . what about you ? i am an ice cream and ice water kind of guy . ah . so is my dad , he worked construction , he is the same . what about your mom ? what is she like ?
good morning . how are you ? i'm ok , drinking a lot of coffee , how about you ? just relaxing waiting on my wife and three children to get ready . where are you all going to ? we are going to the park . e do it once a week . how about you ? i'm getting ready to go mountain biking . it is fun ! we are going to get my fav chocolate ice cream on the way home . have fun ! i love ice cream too , but mostly coffee flavor . what else do you like besides coffee ? my family steers c ; ear of it . well , i don't drink alcohol , so coffee and diet soda . what about you ? i am an ice cream and ice water kind of guy . ah . so is my dad , he worked construction , he is the same . what about your mom ? what is she like ?
good morning . how are you ? i'm ok , drinking a lot of coffee , how about you ? just relaxing waiting on my wife and three children to get ready . where are you all going to ? we are going to the park . e do it once a week . how about you ? i'm getting ready to go mountain biking . it is fun ! we are going to get my fav chocolate ice cream on the way home . have fun ! i love ice cream too , but mostly coffee flavor . what else do you like besides coffee ? my family steers c ; ear of it . well , i don't drink alcohol , so coffee and diet soda . what about you ? i am an ice cream and ice water kind of guy . ah . so is my dad , he worked construction , he is the same . what about your mom ? what is she like ?
good morning . how are you ? i'm ok , drinking a lot of coffee , how about you ? just relaxing waiting on my wife and three children to get ready . where are you all going to ? we are going to the park . e do it once a week . how about you ? i'm getting ready to go mountain biking . it is fun ! we are going to get my fav chocolate ice cream on the way home . have fun ! i love ice cream too , but mostly coffee flavor . what else do you like besides coffee ? my family steers c ; ear of it . well , i don't drink alcohol , so coffee and diet soda . what about you ? i am an ice cream and ice water kind of guy . ah . so is my dad , he worked construction , he is the same . what about your mom ? what is she like ?
hi , how is it going . my name is michelle . hi . i'm justin . i just got done relaxing in the tub . that sounds great . i love to tan . what sort of music do you listen to ? i listen to a bit of everything . it helps me focus for my chess tournaments britney spears is my favorite ! who is yours ? right now i listen to a lot of mumford and sons . do you have a weight problem like me ? i am a little self conscious . thirty is not as easy as i remember twenty being . what do you like to eat ? i diet all the time . i tend to stay in and cook for myself since i quit drinking a few years ago . that is probably a lot healthier and saves you money . i eat out all the time . my dad had me hooked on high protein foods like fish and chicken when i was training . what are you training for ?
hi , how is it going . my name is michelle . hi . i'm justin . i just got done relaxing in the tub . that sounds great . i love to tan . what sort of music do you listen to ? i listen to a bit of everything . it helps me focus for my chess tournaments britney spears is my favorite ! who is yours ? right now i listen to a lot of mumford and sons . do you have a weight problem like me ? i am a little self conscious . thirty is not as easy as i remember twenty being . what do you like to eat ? i diet all the time . i tend to stay in and cook for myself since i quit drinking a few years ago . that is probably a lot healthier and saves you money . i eat out all the time . my dad had me hooked on high protein foods like fish and chicken when i was training . what are you training for ?
hi , how is it going . my name is michelle . hi . i'm justin . i just got done relaxing in the tub . that sounds great . i love to tan . what sort of music do you listen to ? i listen to a bit of everything . it helps me focus for my chess tournaments britney spears is my favorite ! who is yours ? right now i listen to a lot of mumford and sons . do you have a weight problem like me ? i am a little self conscious . thirty is not as easy as i remember twenty being . what do you like to eat ? i diet all the time . i tend to stay in and cook for myself since i quit drinking a few years ago . that is probably a lot healthier and saves you money . i eat out all the time . my dad had me hooked on high protein foods like fish and chicken when i was training . what are you training for ?
hi , how is it going . my name is michelle . hi . i'm justin . i just got done relaxing in the tub . that sounds great . i love to tan . what sort of music do you listen to ? i listen to a bit of everything . it helps me focus for my chess tournaments britney spears is my favorite ! who is yours ? right now i listen to a lot of mumford and sons . do you have a weight problem like me ? i am a little self conscious . thirty is not as easy as i remember twenty being . what do you like to eat ? i diet all the time . i tend to stay in and cook for myself since i quit drinking a few years ago . that is probably a lot healthier and saves you money . i eat out all the time . my dad had me hooked on high protein foods like fish and chicken when i was training . what are you training for ?
hi , how is it going . my name is michelle . hi . i'm justin . i just got done relaxing in the tub . that sounds great . i love to tan . what sort of music do you listen to ? i listen to a bit of everything . it helps me focus for my chess tournaments britney spears is my favorite ! who is yours ? right now i listen to a lot of mumford and sons . do you have a weight problem like me ? i am a little self conscious . thirty is not as easy as i remember twenty being . what do you like to eat ? i diet all the time . i tend to stay in and cook for myself since i quit drinking a few years ago . that is probably a lot healthier and saves you money . i eat out all the time . my dad had me hooked on high protein foods like fish and chicken when i was training . what are you training for ?
hi i love cooking and fishing ! and reading comic books oh , i just like gardening . if i am not in the kitchen , i am on my boat in the water that is cool , i got a job just now in a gas station cool , i got a spiderman comic at a gas station
hi i love cooking and fishing ! and reading comic books oh , i just like gardening . if i am not in the kitchen , i am on my boat in the water that is cool , i got a job just now in a gas station cool , i got a spiderman comic at a gas station
hi i love cooking and fishing ! and reading comic books oh , i just like gardening . if i am not in the kitchen , i am on my boat in the water that is cool , i got a job just now in a gas station cool , i got a spiderman comic at a gas station
hi i love cooking and fishing ! and reading comic books oh , i just like gardening . if i am not in the kitchen , i am on my boat in the water that is cool , i got a job just now in a gas station cool , i got a spiderman comic at a gas station
hi i love cooking and fishing ! and reading comic books oh , i just like gardening . if i am not in the kitchen , i am on my boat in the water that is cool , i got a job just now in a gas station cool , i got a spiderman comic at a gas station
hello do you enjoy sports ? yes . baseball , tennis and the olympics are my favorite sports . how about you ? i really enjoy golf and combat fighting , what occupation do you currently have ? i'm an author , blogger and freelancer . what is your occupation ? i am a it i've been working there for a very long time ! do you have an information technology degree ? yes did you attend college at all ? i earned an undergraduate degree in communications but have not found related work . where are you currently located ? i live in florida . i live in st . louis , missouri . are there any interesting landmarks near you ? not really but i do enjoy to travel ! have you ever traveled anywhere ? i have traveled to cleveland , cincinnati , miami , niagara falls and the bahamas . are you a male or female ? i am a 20 year old male
hello do you enjoy sports ? yes . baseball , tennis and the olympics are my favorite sports . how about you ? i really enjoy golf and combat fighting , what occupation do you currently have ? i'm an author , blogger and freelancer . what is your occupation ? i am a it i've been working there for a very long time ! do you have an information technology degree ? yes did you attend college at all ? i earned an undergraduate degree in communications but have not found related work . where are you currently located ? i live in florida . i live in st . louis , missouri . are there any interesting landmarks near you ? not really but i do enjoy to travel ! have you ever traveled anywhere ? i have traveled to cleveland , cincinnati , miami , niagara falls and the bahamas . are you a male or female ? i am a 20 year old male
hello do you enjoy sports ? yes . baseball , tennis and the olympics are my favorite sports . how about you ? i really enjoy golf and combat fighting , what occupation do you currently have ? i'm an author , blogger and freelancer . what is your occupation ? i am a it i've been working there for a very long time ! do you have an information technology degree ? yes did you attend college at all ? i earned an undergraduate degree in communications but have not found related work . where are you currently located ? i live in florida . i live in st . louis , missouri . are there any interesting landmarks near you ? not really but i do enjoy to travel ! have you ever traveled anywhere ? i have traveled to cleveland , cincinnati , miami , niagara falls and the bahamas . are you a male or female ? i am a 20 year old male
hello do you enjoy sports ? yes . baseball , tennis and the olympics are my favorite sports . how about you ? i really enjoy golf and combat fighting , what occupation do you currently have ? i'm an author , blogger and freelancer . what is your occupation ? i am a it i've been working there for a very long time ! do you have an information technology degree ? yes did you attend college at all ? i earned an undergraduate degree in communications but have not found related work . where are you currently located ? i live in florida . i live in st . louis , missouri . are there any interesting landmarks near you ? not really but i do enjoy to travel ! have you ever traveled anywhere ? i have traveled to cleveland , cincinnati , miami , niagara falls and the bahamas . are you a male or female ? i am a 20 year old male
hello do you enjoy sports ? yes . baseball , tennis and the olympics are my favorite sports . how about you ? i really enjoy golf and combat fighting , what occupation do you currently have ? i'm an author , blogger and freelancer . what is your occupation ? i am a it i've been working there for a very long time ! do you have an information technology degree ? yes did you attend college at all ? i earned an undergraduate degree in communications but have not found related work . where are you currently located ? i live in florida . i live in st . louis , missouri . are there any interesting landmarks near you ? not really but i do enjoy to travel ! have you ever traveled anywhere ? i have traveled to cleveland , cincinnati , miami , niagara falls and the bahamas . are you a male or female ? i am a 20 year old male
hi there how are you ?
hi there how are you ?
hi there how are you ?
hi there how are you ?
hi there how are you ?
hi how are you doing today ? i am doing good . how about you ? i'm doing great ! ! what kind of things do you like doing ? best thing is going to see the rolling stones every year ! i love the rolling stones . i love music especially while working out . it keeps me motivated it is a cool bank . i eat clean . how about you ? same with me i like to stay in shape what do you do for work ? i am a nurse work in a trauma center in the trauma icu and you i am majoring in economics . do you know where you will work after school ? no idea . hopefully somewhere near the new house i bought . i bough my house when i turned 19 best this i have done wow . that is young . you must be rich . no not rich just was smart with my money and bought fix upper that is smart . what kind of work does your house need ? mainly cosmetics stuff . we had to tear out all carpet and re drywall every room
hi how are you doing today ? i am doing good . how about you ? i'm doing great ! ! what kind of things do you like doing ? best thing is going to see the rolling stones every year ! i love the rolling stones . i love music especially while working out . it keeps me motivated it is a cool bank . i eat clean . how about you ? same with me i like to stay in shape what do you do for work ? i am a nurse work in a trauma center in the trauma icu and you i am majoring in economics . do you know where you will work after school ? no idea . hopefully somewhere near the new house i bought . i bough my house when i turned 19 best this i have done wow . that is young . you must be rich . no not rich just was smart with my money and bought fix upper that is smart . what kind of work does your house need ? mainly cosmetics stuff . we had to tear out all carpet and re drywall every room
hi how are you doing today ? i am doing good . how about you ? i'm doing great ! ! what kind of things do you like doing ? best thing is going to see the rolling stones every year ! i love the rolling stones . i love music especially while working out . it keeps me motivated it is a cool bank . i eat clean . how about you ? same with me i like to stay in shape what do you do for work ? i am a nurse work in a trauma center in the trauma icu and you i am majoring in economics . do you know where you will work after school ? no idea . hopefully somewhere near the new house i bought . i bough my house when i turned 19 best this i have done wow . that is young . you must be rich . no not rich just was smart with my money and bought fix upper that is smart . what kind of work does your house need ? mainly cosmetics stuff . we had to tear out all carpet and re drywall every room
hi how are you doing today ? i am doing good . how about you ? i'm doing great ! ! what kind of things do you like doing ? best thing is going to see the rolling stones every year ! i love the rolling stones . i love music especially while working out . it keeps me motivated it is a cool bank . i eat clean . how about you ? same with me i like to stay in shape what do you do for work ? i am a nurse work in a trauma center in the trauma icu and you i am majoring in economics . do you know where you will work after school ? no idea . hopefully somewhere near the new house i bought . i bough my house when i turned 19 best this i have done wow . that is young . you must be rich . no not rich just was smart with my money and bought fix upper that is smart . what kind of work does your house need ? mainly cosmetics stuff . we had to tear out all carpet and re drywall every room
hi how are you doing today ? i am doing good . how about you ? i'm doing great ! ! what kind of things do you like doing ? best thing is going to see the rolling stones every year ! i love the rolling stones . i love music especially while working out . it keeps me motivated it is a cool bank . i eat clean . how about you ? same with me i like to stay in shape what do you do for work ? i am a nurse work in a trauma center in the trauma icu and you i am majoring in economics . do you know where you will work after school ? no idea . hopefully somewhere near the new house i bought . i bough my house when i turned 19 best this i have done wow . that is young . you must be rich . no not rich just was smart with my money and bought fix upper that is smart . what kind of work does your house need ? mainly cosmetics stuff . we had to tear out all carpet and re drywall every room
hello ! i don't go anywhere for when i work ! my goal is to run a k ! wow ! that's very impressive to me i want to become a physical therapist that'sn't a bad idea ! make a lot of money what is your dream job ? my dream job is professional baseball . i currently play baseball at lsu i think that sounds pretty cool i am excited ! i am expected to be drafted this year ! that's cool ! i won homecoming queen wow ! that's impressive ! i bet you are good looking ! yes i am quite beautiful add me on snapchat ! i love the app
hello ! i don't go anywhere for when i work ! my goal is to run a k ! wow ! that's very impressive to me i want to become a physical therapist that'sn't a bad idea ! make a lot of money what is your dream job ? my dream job is professional baseball . i currently play baseball at lsu i think that sounds pretty cool i am excited ! i am expected to be drafted this year ! that's cool ! i won homecoming queen wow ! that's impressive ! i bet you are good looking ! yes i am quite beautiful add me on snapchat ! i love the app
hello ! i don't go anywhere for when i work ! my goal is to run a k ! wow ! that's very impressive to me i want to become a physical therapist that'sn't a bad idea ! make a lot of money what is your dream job ? my dream job is professional baseball . i currently play baseball at lsu i think that sounds pretty cool i am excited ! i am expected to be drafted this year ! that's cool ! i won homecoming queen wow ! that's impressive ! i bet you are good looking ! yes i am quite beautiful add me on snapchat ! i love the app
hello ! i don't go anywhere for when i work ! my goal is to run a k ! wow ! that's very impressive to me i want to become a physical therapist that'sn't a bad idea ! make a lot of money what is your dream job ? my dream job is professional baseball . i currently play baseball at lsu i think that sounds pretty cool i am excited ! i am expected to be drafted this year ! that's cool ! i won homecoming queen wow ! that's impressive ! i bet you are good looking ! yes i am quite beautiful add me on snapchat ! i love the app
hello ! i don't go anywhere for when i work ! my goal is to run a k ! wow ! that's very impressive to me i want to become a physical therapist that'sn't a bad idea ! make a lot of money what is your dream job ? my dream job is professional baseball . i currently play baseball at lsu i think that sounds pretty cool i am excited ! i am expected to be drafted this year ! that's cool ! i won homecoming queen wow ! that's impressive ! i bet you are good looking ! yes i am quite beautiful add me on snapchat ! i love the app
hi ! do you have a house in the clouds ? no but i'd love to get one i do . do you have any superpowers ? nice ! when i wear my motorbike helmet i do feel like a super hero sometimes can you make time stop while wearing your helmet ? i wish i could but i cant . do you have a motorbike ? no , i have a pink bike though .
hi ! do you have a house in the clouds ? no but i'd love to get one i do . do you have any superpowers ? nice ! when i wear my motorbike helmet i do feel like a super hero sometimes can you make time stop while wearing your helmet ? i wish i could but i cant . do you have a motorbike ? no , i have a pink bike though .
hi ! do you have a house in the clouds ? no but i'd love to get one i do . do you have any superpowers ? nice ! when i wear my motorbike helmet i do feel like a super hero sometimes can you make time stop while wearing your helmet ? i wish i could but i cant . do you have a motorbike ? no , i have a pink bike though .
hi ! do you have a house in the clouds ? no but i'd love to get one i do . do you have any superpowers ? nice ! when i wear my motorbike helmet i do feel like a super hero sometimes can you make time stop while wearing your helmet ? i wish i could but i cant . do you have a motorbike ? no , i have a pink bike though .
hi ! do you have a house in the clouds ? no but i'd love to get one i do . do you have any superpowers ? nice ! when i wear my motorbike helmet i do feel like a super hero sometimes can you make time stop while wearing your helmet ? i wish i could but i cant . do you have a motorbike ? no , i have a pink bike though .
hello , how are you tonight ? ok . since alabama , my home team , won saturday night . i'm an ohio state fan . do you skate ? no . too busy with all of my 19 dogs and 3 sisters . oh wow . that is a lot of dogs . yes love them almost as my tacos . no i love my dogs more . my fiance makes a killer fish taco with cilantro lime slaw . wow . my sisters and i love chicken tacos . those are good too , i live in cali . along the ocean . i live in middle of alabama . do not get to ocean much . i could not stand to live inland , the ocean runs through my veins .
hello , how are you tonight ? ok . since alabama , my home team , won saturday night . i'm an ohio state fan . do you skate ? no . too busy with all of my 19 dogs and 3 sisters . oh wow . that is a lot of dogs . yes love them almost as my tacos . no i love my dogs more . my fiance makes a killer fish taco with cilantro lime slaw . wow . my sisters and i love chicken tacos . those are good too , i live in cali . along the ocean . i live in middle of alabama . do not get to ocean much . i could not stand to live inland , the ocean runs through my veins .
hello , how are you tonight ? ok . since alabama , my home team , won saturday night . i'm an ohio state fan . do you skate ? no . too busy with all of my 19 dogs and 3 sisters . oh wow . that is a lot of dogs . yes love them almost as my tacos . no i love my dogs more . my fiance makes a killer fish taco with cilantro lime slaw . wow . my sisters and i love chicken tacos . those are good too , i live in cali . along the ocean . i live in middle of alabama . do not get to ocean much . i could not stand to live inland , the ocean runs through my veins .
hello , how are you tonight ? ok . since alabama , my home team , won saturday night . i'm an ohio state fan . do you skate ? no . too busy with all of my 19 dogs and 3 sisters . oh wow . that is a lot of dogs . yes love them almost as my tacos . no i love my dogs more . my fiance makes a killer fish taco with cilantro lime slaw . wow . my sisters and i love chicken tacos . those are good too , i live in cali . along the ocean . i live in middle of alabama . do not get to ocean much . i could not stand to live inland , the ocean runs through my veins .
hello , how are you tonight ? ok . since alabama , my home team , won saturday night . i'm an ohio state fan . do you skate ? no . too busy with all of my 19 dogs and 3 sisters . oh wow . that is a lot of dogs . yes love them almost as my tacos . no i love my dogs more . my fiance makes a killer fish taco with cilantro lime slaw . wow . my sisters and i love chicken tacos . those are good too , i live in cali . along the ocean . i live in middle of alabama . do not get to ocean much . i could not stand to live inland , the ocean runs through my veins .
hello , do you like music ? i play the miano and guitar ! also i sing ! that is nice i wish i played an instrument i can teach you , i am a musician and a music teacher ! that's cool i do not like my job i work as a custodian , helping to pay the bills . what is your job ? i've a job in a nursing home ah yeah my parents are not supporting my dream to become a musician maybe if you build up a following you'll be able to do that full time i really wish they would accept it , but they keep telling me to get a real job . yeah its hard when you aren't making money i hope i'll make it big one day then i'll show them they are wrong that's a good goal do you have a family yeah i got my mother and father and a boyfriend . is your boyfriend supportive of your music yes he's supportive ! do you have any dreams ?
hello , do you like music ? i play the miano and guitar ! also i sing ! that is nice i wish i played an instrument i can teach you , i am a musician and a music teacher ! that's cool i do not like my job i work as a custodian , helping to pay the bills . what is your job ? i've a job in a nursing home ah yeah my parents are not supporting my dream to become a musician maybe if you build up a following you'll be able to do that full time i really wish they would accept it , but they keep telling me to get a real job . yeah its hard when you aren't making money i hope i'll make it big one day then i'll show them they are wrong that's a good goal do you have a family yeah i got my mother and father and a boyfriend . is your boyfriend supportive of your music yes he's supportive ! do you have any dreams ?
hello , do you like music ? i play the miano and guitar ! also i sing ! that is nice i wish i played an instrument i can teach you , i am a musician and a music teacher ! that's cool i do not like my job i work as a custodian , helping to pay the bills . what is your job ? i've a job in a nursing home ah yeah my parents are not supporting my dream to become a musician maybe if you build up a following you'll be able to do that full time i really wish they would accept it , but they keep telling me to get a real job . yeah its hard when you aren't making money i hope i'll make it big one day then i'll show them they are wrong that's a good goal do you have a family yeah i got my mother and father and a boyfriend . is your boyfriend supportive of your music yes he's supportive ! do you have any dreams ?
hello , do you like music ? i play the miano and guitar ! also i sing ! that is nice i wish i played an instrument i can teach you , i am a musician and a music teacher ! that's cool i do not like my job i work as a custodian , helping to pay the bills . what is your job ? i've a job in a nursing home ah yeah my parents are not supporting my dream to become a musician maybe if you build up a following you'll be able to do that full time i really wish they would accept it , but they keep telling me to get a real job . yeah its hard when you aren't making money i hope i'll make it big one day then i'll show them they are wrong that's a good goal do you have a family yeah i got my mother and father and a boyfriend . is your boyfriend supportive of your music yes he's supportive ! do you have any dreams ?
hello , do you like music ? i play the miano and guitar ! also i sing ! that is nice i wish i played an instrument i can teach you , i am a musician and a music teacher ! that's cool i do not like my job i work as a custodian , helping to pay the bills . what is your job ? i've a job in a nursing home ah yeah my parents are not supporting my dream to become a musician maybe if you build up a following you'll be able to do that full time i really wish they would accept it , but they keep telling me to get a real job . yeah its hard when you aren't making money i hope i'll make it big one day then i'll show them they are wrong that's a good goal do you have a family yeah i got my mother and father and a boyfriend . is your boyfriend supportive of your music yes he's supportive ! do you have any dreams ?
hello how are you this fine day ? i am good ! counting the days till i can move out . and you ? i'm playing some role playing games online today . i love the internet , probably too much ! my job at burger king is taking away all of my video game time . i work in fast food also . my coworkers are always complaining i burn the burgers . you aren't my parents ! i tried to go to school to be a vet . i hated it ! do you drink or do drugs ? i don't . do you dye your hair ? i do every 3 months . ok good . but why dye your hair ? that is , like , drugs for your hair . i love to dye it blue . red reminds me of blood and i faint from that ! blue ! ? blue ! ? i hate blue ! ree ! ! ! what color should i dye it ?
hello how are you this fine day ? i am good ! counting the days till i can move out . and you ? i'm playing some role playing games online today . i love the internet , probably too much ! my job at burger king is taking away all of my video game time . i work in fast food also . my coworkers are always complaining i burn the burgers . you aren't my parents ! i tried to go to school to be a vet . i hated it ! do you drink or do drugs ? i don't . do you dye your hair ? i do every 3 months . ok good . but why dye your hair ? that is , like , drugs for your hair . i love to dye it blue . red reminds me of blood and i faint from that ! blue ! ? blue ! ? i hate blue ! ree ! ! ! what color should i dye it ?
hello how are you this fine day ? i am good ! counting the days till i can move out . and you ? i'm playing some role playing games online today . i love the internet , probably too much ! my job at burger king is taking away all of my video game time . i work in fast food also . my coworkers are always complaining i burn the burgers . you aren't my parents ! i tried to go to school to be a vet . i hated it ! do you drink or do drugs ? i don't . do you dye your hair ? i do every 3 months . ok good . but why dye your hair ? that is , like , drugs for your hair . i love to dye it blue . red reminds me of blood and i faint from that ! blue ! ? blue ! ? i hate blue ! ree ! ! ! what color should i dye it ?
hello how are you this fine day ? i am good ! counting the days till i can move out . and you ? i'm playing some role playing games online today . i love the internet , probably too much ! my job at burger king is taking away all of my video game time . i work in fast food also . my coworkers are always complaining i burn the burgers . you aren't my parents ! i tried to go to school to be a vet . i hated it ! do you drink or do drugs ? i don't . do you dye your hair ? i do every 3 months . ok good . but why dye your hair ? that is , like , drugs for your hair . i love to dye it blue . red reminds me of blood and i faint from that ! blue ! ? blue ! ? i hate blue ! ree ! ! ! what color should i dye it ?
hello how are you this fine day ? i am good ! counting the days till i can move out . and you ? i'm playing some role playing games online today . i love the internet , probably too much ! my job at burger king is taking away all of my video game time . i work in fast food also . my coworkers are always complaining i burn the burgers . you aren't my parents ! i tried to go to school to be a vet . i hated it ! do you drink or do drugs ? i don't . do you dye your hair ? i do every 3 months . ok good . but why dye your hair ? that is , like , drugs for your hair . i love to dye it blue . red reminds me of blood and i faint from that ! blue ! ? blue ! ? i hate blue ! ree ! ! ! what color should i dye it ?
i cant believe the news i just got . my sister is a stripper sounds like my kids ! ha . . stay at home dad here , have to laugh somewhere . we grew up christian so its out of character . i bet i am sorry . it is an interesting job choice . what do you do for work ?
i cant believe the news i just got . my sister is a stripper sounds like my kids ! ha . . stay at home dad here , have to laugh somewhere . we grew up christian so its out of character . i bet i am sorry . it is an interesting job choice . what do you do for work ?
i cant believe the news i just got . my sister is a stripper sounds like my kids ! ha . . stay at home dad here , have to laugh somewhere . we grew up christian so its out of character . i bet i am sorry . it is an interesting job choice . what do you do for work ?
i cant believe the news i just got . my sister is a stripper sounds like my kids ! ha . . stay at home dad here , have to laugh somewhere . we grew up christian so its out of character . i bet i am sorry . it is an interesting job choice . what do you do for work ?
i cant believe the news i just got . my sister is a stripper sounds like my kids ! ha . . stay at home dad here , have to laugh somewhere . we grew up christian so its out of character . i bet i am sorry . it is an interesting job choice . what do you do for work ?
i got a big house with 7 rooms nice , majority of my time i am on facebook one time i saw a man fly to the moon like on tv ? i'm obese and unhappy when i worked in the cia i used facebook to spy on people , handy tool i'd love to hear more i work at a retirement home obesity is a state of mind , not of body thank you for that , you are what you believe ? look energy isn't physical , only spiritual
i got a big house with 7 rooms nice , majority of my time i am on facebook one time i saw a man fly to the moon like on tv ? i'm obese and unhappy when i worked in the cia i used facebook to spy on people , handy tool i'd love to hear more i work at a retirement home obesity is a state of mind , not of body thank you for that , you are what you believe ? look energy isn't physical , only spiritual
i got a big house with 7 rooms nice , majority of my time i am on facebook one time i saw a man fly to the moon like on tv ? i'm obese and unhappy when i worked in the cia i used facebook to spy on people , handy tool i'd love to hear more i work at a retirement home obesity is a state of mind , not of body thank you for that , you are what you believe ? look energy isn't physical , only spiritual
i got a big house with 7 rooms nice , majority of my time i am on facebook one time i saw a man fly to the moon like on tv ? i'm obese and unhappy when i worked in the cia i used facebook to spy on people , handy tool i'd love to hear more i work at a retirement home obesity is a state of mind , not of body thank you for that , you are what you believe ? look energy isn't physical , only spiritual
i got a big house with 7 rooms nice , majority of my time i am on facebook one time i saw a man fly to the moon like on tv ? i'm obese and unhappy when i worked in the cia i used facebook to spy on people , handy tool i'd love to hear more i work at a retirement home obesity is a state of mind , not of body thank you for that , you are what you believe ? look energy isn't physical , only spiritual
hi , i produce rap music for artists , i mostly like rap music . hi , i also like rap music . mostly somalian rap . yeah , my cat likes rap music too , his name is charlie i got a cat named ziggy when i moved to the united states . he likes reggae music . looks like my cat and your cat should introduce themselves
hi , i produce rap music for artists , i mostly like rap music . hi , i also like rap music . mostly somalian rap . yeah , my cat likes rap music too , his name is charlie i got a cat named ziggy when i moved to the united states . he likes reggae music . looks like my cat and your cat should introduce themselves
hi , i produce rap music for artists , i mostly like rap music . hi , i also like rap music . mostly somalian rap . yeah , my cat likes rap music too , his name is charlie i got a cat named ziggy when i moved to the united states . he likes reggae music . looks like my cat and your cat should introduce themselves
hi , i produce rap music for artists , i mostly like rap music . hi , i also like rap music . mostly somalian rap . yeah , my cat likes rap music too , his name is charlie i got a cat named ziggy when i moved to the united states . he likes reggae music . looks like my cat and your cat should introduce themselves
hi , i produce rap music for artists , i mostly like rap music . hi , i also like rap music . mostly somalian rap . yeah , my cat likes rap music too , his name is charlie i got a cat named ziggy when i moved to the united states . he likes reggae music . looks like my cat and your cat should introduce themselves
so , i 'm reading the latest film from studio ghibli is out the tale of princess kaguya . dunno if you 're familiar with them , but studio ghibli has made a lot of great animated films , like spirited away , and princess mononoke   i do n't think i have heard of them . i have heard that one of the directors recently passed away , and his last film was nominated for an academy award   yeah , sadly , disney ( which owns the american rights to the films ) does n't tend to promote them very much . i think they 're worried they 'll cut into their " home grown " market . anyway , dunno if you even like animated movies , but they 're worth checking out .   i do n't watch them very often . apparently there was a showing of the recent film in a park in d.c . that 's one u.s . city i have n't been to   sadly , i have n't been to dc either , although i 've always wanted to visit there . apparently there 's a lot of interesting going down this summer . they 're having a crab feast at the navy - marine corps stadium . they 'll have 100 gallons of crab soup ! can you imagine that much soup ? 
so , i 'm reading the latest film from studio ghibli is out the tale of princess kaguya . dunno if you 're familiar with them , but studio ghibli has made a lot of great animated films , like spirited away , and princess mononoke   i do n't think i have heard of them . i have heard that one of the directors recently passed away , and his last film was nominated for an academy award   yeah , sadly , disney ( which owns the american rights to the films ) does n't tend to promote them very much . i think they 're worried they 'll cut into their " home grown " market . anyway , dunno if you even like animated movies , but they 're worth checking out .   i do n't watch them very often . apparently there was a showing of the recent film in a park in d.c . that 's one u.s . city i have n't been to   sadly , i have n't been to dc either , although i 've always wanted to visit there . apparently there 's a lot of interesting going down this summer . they 're having a crab feast at the navy - marine corps stadium . they 'll have 100 gallons of crab soup ! can you imagine that much soup ? 
so , i 'm reading the latest film from studio ghibli is out the tale of princess kaguya . dunno if you 're familiar with them , but studio ghibli has made a lot of great animated films , like spirited away , and princess mononoke   i do n't think i have heard of them . i have heard that one of the directors recently passed away , and his last film was nominated for an academy award   yeah , sadly , disney ( which owns the american rights to the films ) does n't tend to promote them very much . i think they 're worried they 'll cut into their " home grown " market . anyway , dunno if you even like animated movies , but they 're worth checking out .   i do n't watch them very often . apparently there was a showing of the recent film in a park in d.c . that 's one u.s . city i have n't been to   sadly , i have n't been to dc either , although i 've always wanted to visit there . apparently there 's a lot of interesting going down this summer . they 're having a crab feast at the navy - marine corps stadium . they 'll have 100 gallons of crab soup ! can you imagine that much soup ? 
so , i 'm reading the latest film from studio ghibli is out the tale of princess kaguya . dunno if you 're familiar with them , but studio ghibli has made a lot of great animated films , like spirited away , and princess mononoke   i do n't think i have heard of them . i have heard that one of the directors recently passed away , and his last film was nominated for an academy award   yeah , sadly , disney ( which owns the american rights to the films ) does n't tend to promote them very much . i think they 're worried they 'll cut into their " home grown " market . anyway , dunno if you even like animated movies , but they 're worth checking out .   i do n't watch them very often . apparently there was a showing of the recent film in a park in d.c . that 's one u.s . city i have n't been to   sadly , i have n't been to dc either , although i 've always wanted to visit there . apparently there 's a lot of interesting going down this summer . they 're having a crab feast at the navy - marine corps stadium . they 'll have 100 gallons of crab soup ! can you imagine that much soup ? 
so , i 'm reading the latest film from studio ghibli is out the tale of princess kaguya . dunno if you 're familiar with them , but studio ghibli has made a lot of great animated films , like spirited away , and princess mononoke   i do n't think i have heard of them . i have heard that one of the directors recently passed away , and his last film was nominated for an academy award   yeah , sadly , disney ( which owns the american rights to the films ) does n't tend to promote them very much . i think they 're worried they 'll cut into their " home grown " market . anyway , dunno if you even like animated movies , but they 're worth checking out .   i do n't watch them very often . apparently there was a showing of the recent film in a park in d.c . that 's one u.s . city i have n't been to   sadly , i have n't been to dc either , although i 've always wanted to visit there . apparently there 's a lot of interesting going down this summer . they 're having a crab feast at the navy - marine corps stadium . they 'll have 100 gallons of crab soup ! can you imagine that much soup ? 
so , i 'm reading the latest film from studio ghibli is out the tale of princess kaguya . dunno if you 're familiar with them , but studio ghibli has made a lot of great animated films , like spirited away , and princess mononoke   i do n't think i have heard of them . i have heard that one of the directors recently passed away , and his last film was nominated for an academy award   yeah , sadly , disney ( which owns the american rights to the films ) does n't tend to promote them very much . i think they 're worried they 'll cut into their " home grown " market . anyway , dunno if you even like animated movies , but they 're worth checking out .   i do n't watch them very often . apparently there was a showing of the recent film in a park in d.c . that 's one u.s . city i have n't been to   sadly , i have n't been to dc either , although i 've always wanted to visit there . apparently there 's a lot of interesting going down this summer . they 're having a crab feast at the navy - marine corps stadium . they 'll have 100 gallons of crab soup ! can you imagine that much soup ? 
i think that jon gruden is a sensible loss for the team ,   what do you mean by sensible loss ? i think john gruden is a huge mistake for the team .   well i think his a good player , hard to replace , that s what i meant or at least in the raiders team his become an important piece for the coach   john gruden is an nfl head coach . he 's not a player . the 33 - 13 loss to the rams was just the beginning of a miserable season . are you familiar with the nfl ?   oh i see , i guess i m confusing him with a player of the team , what was his name i think it was khalil mack , and i do follow some games what about you ?   football is one of my favorite sports and i follow all 32 teams . khalil mack was traded to the bears by john gruden for some picks . they definitely felt his absence . i do n't know why they did n't just resign him .   maybe he demanded a high salary ? what is your favorite nfl team ? 
i think that jon gruden is a sensible loss for the team ,   what do you mean by sensible loss ? i think john gruden is a huge mistake for the team .   well i think his a good player , hard to replace , that s what i meant or at least in the raiders team his become an important piece for the coach   john gruden is an nfl head coach . he 's not a player . the 33 - 13 loss to the rams was just the beginning of a miserable season . are you familiar with the nfl ?   oh i see , i guess i m confusing him with a player of the team , what was his name i think it was khalil mack , and i do follow some games what about you ?   football is one of my favorite sports and i follow all 32 teams . khalil mack was traded to the bears by john gruden for some picks . they definitely felt his absence . i do n't know why they did n't just resign him .   maybe he demanded a high salary ? what is your favorite nfl team ? 
i think that jon gruden is a sensible loss for the team ,   what do you mean by sensible loss ? i think john gruden is a huge mistake for the team .   well i think his a good player , hard to replace , that s what i meant or at least in the raiders team his become an important piece for the coach   john gruden is an nfl head coach . he 's not a player . the 33 - 13 loss to the rams was just the beginning of a miserable season . are you familiar with the nfl ?   oh i see , i guess i m confusing him with a player of the team , what was his name i think it was khalil mack , and i do follow some games what about you ?   football is one of my favorite sports and i follow all 32 teams . khalil mack was traded to the bears by john gruden for some picks . they definitely felt his absence . i do n't know why they did n't just resign him .   maybe he demanded a high salary ? what is your favorite nfl team ? 
i think that jon gruden is a sensible loss for the team ,   what do you mean by sensible loss ? i think john gruden is a huge mistake for the team .   well i think his a good player , hard to replace , that s what i meant or at least in the raiders team his become an important piece for the coach   john gruden is an nfl head coach . he 's not a player . the 33 - 13 loss to the rams was just the beginning of a miserable season . are you familiar with the nfl ?   oh i see , i guess i m confusing him with a player of the team , what was his name i think it was khalil mack , and i do follow some games what about you ?   football is one of my favorite sports and i follow all 32 teams . khalil mack was traded to the bears by john gruden for some picks . they definitely felt his absence . i do n't know why they did n't just resign him .   maybe he demanded a high salary ? what is your favorite nfl team ? 
i think that jon gruden is a sensible loss for the team ,   what do you mean by sensible loss ? i think john gruden is a huge mistake for the team .   well i think his a good player , hard to replace , that s what i meant or at least in the raiders team his become an important piece for the coach   john gruden is an nfl head coach . he 's not a player . the 33 - 13 loss to the rams was just the beginning of a miserable season . are you familiar with the nfl ?   oh i see , i guess i m confusing him with a player of the team , what was his name i think it was khalil mack , and i do follow some games what about you ?   football is one of my favorite sports and i follow all 32 teams . khalil mack was traded to the bears by john gruden for some picks . they definitely felt his absence . i do n't know why they did n't just resign him .   maybe he demanded a high salary ? what is your favorite nfl team ? 
i think that jon gruden is a sensible loss for the team ,   what do you mean by sensible loss ? i think john gruden is a huge mistake for the team .   well i think his a good player , hard to replace , that s what i meant or at least in the raiders team his become an important piece for the coach   john gruden is an nfl head coach . he 's not a player . the 33 - 13 loss to the rams was just the beginning of a miserable season . are you familiar with the nfl ?   oh i see , i guess i m confusing him with a player of the team , what was his name i think it was khalil mack , and i do follow some games what about you ?   football is one of my favorite sports and i follow all 32 teams . khalil mack was traded to the bears by john gruden for some picks . they definitely felt his absence . i do n't know why they did n't just resign him .   maybe he demanded a high salary ? what is your favorite nfl team ? 
hello   hi . the nfl seems to be at the end of its days .   that 's what people seem to be saying everywhere , but i do n't know . they have gotten through scandals and issues before . i 'm not counting them out yet .   what about the problems with the ncaa though ? the nfl needs the players .   i get that and it is valid , but it 's like any sport . if 1 person quits , there are 5 waiting to take their place . if players do n't want to play , then they should move along .   what about the fans though . people might get bored of a game when the quality goes down .   that is true . everything runs in cycles though . i liken it to a losing team having an empty stadium and a winning team selling out . fans are fickle . their ... our views are important , but we come and go .   i wonder whether letting women into the game would create interest , get more fans .   oh , it absolutely would . it would be like ... and i know i am going to butcher the name here , but when manon reheaume played in the nhl . my only concern is that if mishandled it might come off like a gimmick .   i see your point . long term , will women stay ? true .   i feel like ... there are enough talented women athletes out there , that a woman kicker or qb is possible , perhaps a wide receiver .   women can be tough too . would a coach like bill belichick hire a woman if she could help him win the super bowl ?   this is going to come off sounding bad , but it is n't meant to . i think anyone in the front office would look at it from the perspective of generating revenue and views . the sponsors would love the coverage .   belichick has done well in the post season , so i think he 's looking at it from a strategic point of view . the sponsors would tie her presence into a bunch of social issues and products . 
hello   hi . the nfl seems to be at the end of its days .   that 's what people seem to be saying everywhere , but i do n't know . they have gotten through scandals and issues before . i 'm not counting them out yet .   what about the problems with the ncaa though ? the nfl needs the players .   i get that and it is valid , but it 's like any sport . if 1 person quits , there are 5 waiting to take their place . if players do n't want to play , then they should move along .   what about the fans though . people might get bored of a game when the quality goes down .   that is true . everything runs in cycles though . i liken it to a losing team having an empty stadium and a winning team selling out . fans are fickle . their ... our views are important , but we come and go .   i wonder whether letting women into the game would create interest , get more fans .   oh , it absolutely would . it would be like ... and i know i am going to butcher the name here , but when manon reheaume played in the nhl . my only concern is that if mishandled it might come off like a gimmick .   i see your point . long term , will women stay ? true .   i feel like ... there are enough talented women athletes out there , that a woman kicker or qb is possible , perhaps a wide receiver .   women can be tough too . would a coach like bill belichick hire a woman if she could help him win the super bowl ?   this is going to come off sounding bad , but it is n't meant to . i think anyone in the front office would look at it from the perspective of generating revenue and views . the sponsors would love the coverage .   belichick has done well in the post season , so i think he 's looking at it from a strategic point of view . the sponsors would tie her presence into a bunch of social issues and products . 
hello   hi . the nfl seems to be at the end of its days .   that 's what people seem to be saying everywhere , but i do n't know . they have gotten through scandals and issues before . i 'm not counting them out yet .   what about the problems with the ncaa though ? the nfl needs the players .   i get that and it is valid , but it 's like any sport . if 1 person quits , there are 5 waiting to take their place . if players do n't want to play , then they should move along .   what about the fans though . people might get bored of a game when the quality goes down .   that is true . everything runs in cycles though . i liken it to a losing team having an empty stadium and a winning team selling out . fans are fickle . their ... our views are important , but we come and go .   i wonder whether letting women into the game would create interest , get more fans .   oh , it absolutely would . it would be like ... and i know i am going to butcher the name here , but when manon reheaume played in the nhl . my only concern is that if mishandled it might come off like a gimmick .   i see your point . long term , will women stay ? true .   i feel like ... there are enough talented women athletes out there , that a woman kicker or qb is possible , perhaps a wide receiver .   women can be tough too . would a coach like bill belichick hire a woman if she could help him win the super bowl ?   this is going to come off sounding bad , but it is n't meant to . i think anyone in the front office would look at it from the perspective of generating revenue and views . the sponsors would love the coverage .   belichick has done well in the post season , so i think he 's looking at it from a strategic point of view . the sponsors would tie her presence into a bunch of social issues and products . 
hello   hi . the nfl seems to be at the end of its days .   that 's what people seem to be saying everywhere , but i do n't know . they have gotten through scandals and issues before . i 'm not counting them out yet .   what about the problems with the ncaa though ? the nfl needs the players .   i get that and it is valid , but it 's like any sport . if 1 person quits , there are 5 waiting to take their place . if players do n't want to play , then they should move along .   what about the fans though . people might get bored of a game when the quality goes down .   that is true . everything runs in cycles though . i liken it to a losing team having an empty stadium and a winning team selling out . fans are fickle . their ... our views are important , but we come and go .   i wonder whether letting women into the game would create interest , get more fans .   oh , it absolutely would . it would be like ... and i know i am going to butcher the name here , but when manon reheaume played in the nhl . my only concern is that if mishandled it might come off like a gimmick .   i see your point . long term , will women stay ? true .   i feel like ... there are enough talented women athletes out there , that a woman kicker or qb is possible , perhaps a wide receiver .   women can be tough too . would a coach like bill belichick hire a woman if she could help him win the super bowl ?   this is going to come off sounding bad , but it is n't meant to . i think anyone in the front office would look at it from the perspective of generating revenue and views . the sponsors would love the coverage .   belichick has done well in the post season , so i think he 's looking at it from a strategic point of view . the sponsors would tie her presence into a bunch of social issues and products . 
hello   hi . the nfl seems to be at the end of its days .   that 's what people seem to be saying everywhere , but i do n't know . they have gotten through scandals and issues before . i 'm not counting them out yet .   what about the problems with the ncaa though ? the nfl needs the players .   i get that and it is valid , but it 's like any sport . if 1 person quits , there are 5 waiting to take their place . if players do n't want to play , then they should move along .   what about the fans though . people might get bored of a game when the quality goes down .   that is true . everything runs in cycles though . i liken it to a losing team having an empty stadium and a winning team selling out . fans are fickle . their ... our views are important , but we come and go .   i wonder whether letting women into the game would create interest , get more fans .   oh , it absolutely would . it would be like ... and i know i am going to butcher the name here , but when manon reheaume played in the nhl . my only concern is that if mishandled it might come off like a gimmick .   i see your point . long term , will women stay ? true .   i feel like ... there are enough talented women athletes out there , that a woman kicker or qb is possible , perhaps a wide receiver .   women can be tough too . would a coach like bill belichick hire a woman if she could help him win the super bowl ?   this is going to come off sounding bad , but it is n't meant to . i think anyone in the front office would look at it from the perspective of generating revenue and views . the sponsors would love the coverage .   belichick has done well in the post season , so i think he 's looking at it from a strategic point of view . the sponsors would tie her presence into a bunch of social issues and products . 
hello   hi . the nfl seems to be at the end of its days .   that 's what people seem to be saying everywhere , but i do n't know . they have gotten through scandals and issues before . i 'm not counting them out yet .   what about the problems with the ncaa though ? the nfl needs the players .   i get that and it is valid , but it 's like any sport . if 1 person quits , there are 5 waiting to take their place . if players do n't want to play , then they should move along .   what about the fans though . people might get bored of a game when the quality goes down .   that is true . everything runs in cycles though . i liken it to a losing team having an empty stadium and a winning team selling out . fans are fickle . their ... our views are important , but we come and go .   i wonder whether letting women into the game would create interest , get more fans .   oh , it absolutely would . it would be like ... and i know i am going to butcher the name here , but when manon reheaume played in the nhl . my only concern is that if mishandled it might come off like a gimmick .   i see your point . long term , will women stay ? true .   i feel like ... there are enough talented women athletes out there , that a woman kicker or qb is possible , perhaps a wide receiver .   women can be tough too . would a coach like bill belichick hire a woman if she could help him win the super bowl ?   this is going to come off sounding bad , but it is n't meant to . i think anyone in the front office would look at it from the perspective of generating revenue and views . the sponsors would love the coverage .   belichick has done well in the post season , so i think he 's looking at it from a strategic point of view . the sponsors would tie her presence into a bunch of social issues and products . 
hi there , how 's it going ?   it 's going great ! which do you prefer , football or baseball ?   oh i guess baseball . although i do n't have time to see many games anymore .   baseball is the american pastime . japanese are surprised to discover this fact .   yeah , i guess they see it as being their own . they have their own fan culture around it . what is your favorite sport ?   i like both baseball and football , but i usually follow them around playoff time . do n't have much time for games .   yeah the seasons are so long that it 's tough to get really immersed . especially baseball . it 's what , 162 games ?   162 , plus playoffs . soon they 'll be playing until christmas . until 2005 , a married couple scheduled all the games for the mlb . they must have had special software or something .   yeah . although i think they had done it since the 80s . maybe they did the first few seasons on a commodore 64 lol ?   the old c64 ! classic . i do n't remember any good sports games on that though . football , baseball , soccer . probably not easy to do on a c64 .   yeah . i know they had accounting software lol , my dad used it . we had the minnesota fats pool game and i think one soccer one . but it was such a different era . no madden style graphics   i wonder whether they had a version of kickball on the c64 . the canadians call the game soccer - baseball .   yeah i 've read that somewhere . when i was a kid , we played a kind of kickball called rounders at camp . our counselor was english . he kept telling us " run to fourth ! " and we were like , " you mean home ? run home ? "   baseball is american ! i do n't know the english would want with it . i bet the english do n't collect " rounders " cards the way we collect baseball cards .   right ? i wonder if they have cricket cards lol ? i think they have stickers for soccer .   some guy found $ 3 million dollars of baseball cards from the 1900s . i wonder what he did with the money .   yeah . that 's an amazing find . i heard they had been hidden since the 40s .   thanks , grandpa ! i bet grandpa wishes he had cashed them in before he cashed out . 
hi there , how 's it going ?   it 's going great ! which do you prefer , football or baseball ?   oh i guess baseball . although i do n't have time to see many games anymore .   baseball is the american pastime . japanese are surprised to discover this fact .   yeah , i guess they see it as being their own . they have their own fan culture around it . what is your favorite sport ?   i like both baseball and football , but i usually follow them around playoff time . do n't have much time for games .   yeah the seasons are so long that it 's tough to get really immersed . especially baseball . it 's what , 162 games ?   162 , plus playoffs . soon they 'll be playing until christmas . until 2005 , a married couple scheduled all the games for the mlb . they must have had special software or something .   yeah . although i think they had done it since the 80s . maybe they did the first few seasons on a commodore 64 lol ?   the old c64 ! classic . i do n't remember any good sports games on that though . football , baseball , soccer . probably not easy to do on a c64 .   yeah . i know they had accounting software lol , my dad used it . we had the minnesota fats pool game and i think one soccer one . but it was such a different era . no madden style graphics   i wonder whether they had a version of kickball on the c64 . the canadians call the game soccer - baseball .   yeah i 've read that somewhere . when i was a kid , we played a kind of kickball called rounders at camp . our counselor was english . he kept telling us " run to fourth ! " and we were like , " you mean home ? run home ? "   baseball is american ! i do n't know the english would want with it . i bet the english do n't collect " rounders " cards the way we collect baseball cards .   right ? i wonder if they have cricket cards lol ? i think they have stickers for soccer .   some guy found $ 3 million dollars of baseball cards from the 1900s . i wonder what he did with the money .   yeah . that 's an amazing find . i heard they had been hidden since the 40s .   thanks , grandpa ! i bet grandpa wishes he had cashed them in before he cashed out . 
hi there , how 's it going ?   it 's going great ! which do you prefer , football or baseball ?   oh i guess baseball . although i do n't have time to see many games anymore .   baseball is the american pastime . japanese are surprised to discover this fact .   yeah , i guess they see it as being their own . they have their own fan culture around it . what is your favorite sport ?   i like both baseball and football , but i usually follow them around playoff time . do n't have much time for games .   yeah the seasons are so long that it 's tough to get really immersed . especially baseball . it 's what , 162 games ?   162 , plus playoffs . soon they 'll be playing until christmas . until 2005 , a married couple scheduled all the games for the mlb . they must have had special software or something .   yeah . although i think they had done it since the 80s . maybe they did the first few seasons on a commodore 64 lol ?   the old c64 ! classic . i do n't remember any good sports games on that though . football , baseball , soccer . probably not easy to do on a c64 .   yeah . i know they had accounting software lol , my dad used it . we had the minnesota fats pool game and i think one soccer one . but it was such a different era . no madden style graphics   i wonder whether they had a version of kickball on the c64 . the canadians call the game soccer - baseball .   yeah i 've read that somewhere . when i was a kid , we played a kind of kickball called rounders at camp . our counselor was english . he kept telling us " run to fourth ! " and we were like , " you mean home ? run home ? "   baseball is american ! i do n't know the english would want with it . i bet the english do n't collect " rounders " cards the way we collect baseball cards .   right ? i wonder if they have cricket cards lol ? i think they have stickers for soccer .   some guy found $ 3 million dollars of baseball cards from the 1900s . i wonder what he did with the money .   yeah . that 's an amazing find . i heard they had been hidden since the 40s .   thanks , grandpa ! i bet grandpa wishes he had cashed them in before he cashed out . 
hi there , how 's it going ?   it 's going great ! which do you prefer , football or baseball ?   oh i guess baseball . although i do n't have time to see many games anymore .   baseball is the american pastime . japanese are surprised to discover this fact .   yeah , i guess they see it as being their own . they have their own fan culture around it . what is your favorite sport ?   i like both baseball and football , but i usually follow them around playoff time . do n't have much time for games .   yeah the seasons are so long that it 's tough to get really immersed . especially baseball . it 's what , 162 games ?   162 , plus playoffs . soon they 'll be playing until christmas . until 2005 , a married couple scheduled all the games for the mlb . they must have had special software or something .   yeah . although i think they had done it since the 80s . maybe they did the first few seasons on a commodore 64 lol ?   the old c64 ! classic . i do n't remember any good sports games on that though . football , baseball , soccer . probably not easy to do on a c64 .   yeah . i know they had accounting software lol , my dad used it . we had the minnesota fats pool game and i think one soccer one . but it was such a different era . no madden style graphics   i wonder whether they had a version of kickball on the c64 . the canadians call the game soccer - baseball .   yeah i 've read that somewhere . when i was a kid , we played a kind of kickball called rounders at camp . our counselor was english . he kept telling us " run to fourth ! " and we were like , " you mean home ? run home ? "   baseball is american ! i do n't know the english would want with it . i bet the english do n't collect " rounders " cards the way we collect baseball cards .   right ? i wonder if they have cricket cards lol ? i think they have stickers for soccer .   some guy found $ 3 million dollars of baseball cards from the 1900s . i wonder what he did with the money .   yeah . that 's an amazing find . i heard they had been hidden since the 40s .   thanks , grandpa ! i bet grandpa wishes he had cashed them in before he cashed out . 
hi there , how 's it going ?   it 's going great ! which do you prefer , football or baseball ?   oh i guess baseball . although i do n't have time to see many games anymore .   baseball is the american pastime . japanese are surprised to discover this fact .   yeah , i guess they see it as being their own . they have their own fan culture around it . what is your favorite sport ?   i like both baseball and football , but i usually follow them around playoff time . do n't have much time for games .   yeah the seasons are so long that it 's tough to get really immersed . especially baseball . it 's what , 162 games ?   162 , plus playoffs . soon they 'll be playing until christmas . until 2005 , a married couple scheduled all the games for the mlb . they must have had special software or something .   yeah . although i think they had done it since the 80s . maybe they did the first few seasons on a commodore 64 lol ?   the old c64 ! classic . i do n't remember any good sports games on that though . football , baseball , soccer . probably not easy to do on a c64 .   yeah . i know they had accounting software lol , my dad used it . we had the minnesota fats pool game and i think one soccer one . but it was such a different era . no madden style graphics   i wonder whether they had a version of kickball on the c64 . the canadians call the game soccer - baseball .   yeah i 've read that somewhere . when i was a kid , we played a kind of kickball called rounders at camp . our counselor was english . he kept telling us " run to fourth ! " and we were like , " you mean home ? run home ? "   baseball is american ! i do n't know the english would want with it . i bet the english do n't collect " rounders " cards the way we collect baseball cards .   right ? i wonder if they have cricket cards lol ? i think they have stickers for soccer .   some guy found $ 3 million dollars of baseball cards from the 1900s . i wonder what he did with the money .   yeah . that 's an amazing find . i heard they had been hidden since the 40s .   thanks , grandpa ! i bet grandpa wishes he had cashed them in before he cashed out . 
hi there , how 's it going ?   it 's going great ! which do you prefer , football or baseball ?   oh i guess baseball . although i do n't have time to see many games anymore .   baseball is the american pastime . japanese are surprised to discover this fact .   yeah , i guess they see it as being their own . they have their own fan culture around it . what is your favorite sport ?   i like both baseball and football , but i usually follow them around playoff time . do n't have much time for games .   yeah the seasons are so long that it 's tough to get really immersed . especially baseball . it 's what , 162 games ?   162 , plus playoffs . soon they 'll be playing until christmas . until 2005 , a married couple scheduled all the games for the mlb . they must have had special software or something .   yeah . although i think they had done it since the 80s . maybe they did the first few seasons on a commodore 64 lol ?   the old c64 ! classic . i do n't remember any good sports games on that though . football , baseball , soccer . probably not easy to do on a c64 .   yeah . i know they had accounting software lol , my dad used it . we had the minnesota fats pool game and i think one soccer one . but it was such a different era . no madden style graphics   i wonder whether they had a version of kickball on the c64 . the canadians call the game soccer - baseball .   yeah i 've read that somewhere . when i was a kid , we played a kind of kickball called rounders at camp . our counselor was english . he kept telling us " run to fourth ! " and we were like , " you mean home ? run home ? "   baseball is american ! i do n't know the english would want with it . i bet the english do n't collect " rounders " cards the way we collect baseball cards .   right ? i wonder if they have cricket cards lol ? i think they have stickers for soccer .   some guy found $ 3 million dollars of baseball cards from the 1900s . i wonder what he did with the money .   yeah . that 's an amazing find . i heard they had been hidden since the 40s .   thanks , grandpa ! i bet grandpa wishes he had cashed them in before he cashed out . 
hi ! do you follow football ?   sorry , i ca n't say that i do , i'm familiar with the big stories , but that is it .   that is about how much i know , just the basics , and some fun trivia .   i used to live in dc son kind of know the redskins , but alex smith is new to me , is he the quarterback ?   yes . he took so many ap classes in high school he entered college as a junior , he started working on a masters then .   now that is impressive , you have this impression of sports players as jocks , but he transcends that stereotype .   he really does , he was drafted as a number one pick in 2005 too .   do you go to football games ? i 've been to one once in my life at indiana university .   i ve been to quite a few at florida state , but no pro games . there is only 11 minutes of live action anyway   i think that is what puts me off , i really do n't have time to sit in front of the tv for three hours , and then for only 11 minutes of play .   it is hard to find time for that , i do nt know how some people do it all day , on a weekly basis .   i guess some people listen to games on the radio , difficult to see how that works .   i ve done it traveling , you ve got to really know the team and all of the players names . it was so much harder .   do you have a favorite nfl team . like i said , i lived in dc for a while so kind of follow them . now in northern ohio , the browns are a difficult team to support .   i feel you there , living in florida here . dolphins are hard to root for and feel proud .   it could be worse , i read about this team that lost 220 - 0 . it would be hard to watch to the end . 
hi ! do you follow football ?   sorry , i ca n't say that i do , i'm familiar with the big stories , but that is it .   that is about how much i know , just the basics , and some fun trivia .   i used to live in dc son kind of know the redskins , but alex smith is new to me , is he the quarterback ?   yes . he took so many ap classes in high school he entered college as a junior , he started working on a masters then .   now that is impressive , you have this impression of sports players as jocks , but he transcends that stereotype .   he really does , he was drafted as a number one pick in 2005 too .   do you go to football games ? i 've been to one once in my life at indiana university .   i ve been to quite a few at florida state , but no pro games . there is only 11 minutes of live action anyway   i think that is what puts me off , i really do n't have time to sit in front of the tv for three hours , and then for only 11 minutes of play .   it is hard to find time for that , i do nt know how some people do it all day , on a weekly basis .   i guess some people listen to games on the radio , difficult to see how that works .   i ve done it traveling , you ve got to really know the team and all of the players names . it was so much harder .   do you have a favorite nfl team . like i said , i lived in dc for a while so kind of follow them . now in northern ohio , the browns are a difficult team to support .   i feel you there , living in florida here . dolphins are hard to root for and feel proud .   it could be worse , i read about this team that lost 220 - 0 . it would be hard to watch to the end . 
hi ! do you follow football ?   sorry , i ca n't say that i do , i'm familiar with the big stories , but that is it .   that is about how much i know , just the basics , and some fun trivia .   i used to live in dc son kind of know the redskins , but alex smith is new to me , is he the quarterback ?   yes . he took so many ap classes in high school he entered college as a junior , he started working on a masters then .   now that is impressive , you have this impression of sports players as jocks , but he transcends that stereotype .   he really does , he was drafted as a number one pick in 2005 too .   do you go to football games ? i 've been to one once in my life at indiana university .   i ve been to quite a few at florida state , but no pro games . there is only 11 minutes of live action anyway   i think that is what puts me off , i really do n't have time to sit in front of the tv for three hours , and then for only 11 minutes of play .   it is hard to find time for that , i do nt know how some people do it all day , on a weekly basis .   i guess some people listen to games on the radio , difficult to see how that works .   i ve done it traveling , you ve got to really know the team and all of the players names . it was so much harder .   do you have a favorite nfl team . like i said , i lived in dc for a while so kind of follow them . now in northern ohio , the browns are a difficult team to support .   i feel you there , living in florida here . dolphins are hard to root for and feel proud .   it could be worse , i read about this team that lost 220 - 0 . it would be hard to watch to the end . 
hi ! do you follow football ?   sorry , i ca n't say that i do , i'm familiar with the big stories , but that is it .   that is about how much i know , just the basics , and some fun trivia .   i used to live in dc son kind of know the redskins , but alex smith is new to me , is he the quarterback ?   yes . he took so many ap classes in high school he entered college as a junior , he started working on a masters then .   now that is impressive , you have this impression of sports players as jocks , but he transcends that stereotype .   he really does , he was drafted as a number one pick in 2005 too .   do you go to football games ? i 've been to one once in my life at indiana university .   i ve been to quite a few at florida state , but no pro games . there is only 11 minutes of live action anyway   i think that is what puts me off , i really do n't have time to sit in front of the tv for three hours , and then for only 11 minutes of play .   it is hard to find time for that , i do nt know how some people do it all day , on a weekly basis .   i guess some people listen to games on the radio , difficult to see how that works .   i ve done it traveling , you ve got to really know the team and all of the players names . it was so much harder .   do you have a favorite nfl team . like i said , i lived in dc for a while so kind of follow them . now in northern ohio , the browns are a difficult team to support .   i feel you there , living in florida here . dolphins are hard to root for and feel proud .   it could be worse , i read about this team that lost 220 - 0 . it would be hard to watch to the end . 
hi ! do you follow football ?   sorry , i ca n't say that i do , i'm familiar with the big stories , but that is it .   that is about how much i know , just the basics , and some fun trivia .   i used to live in dc son kind of know the redskins , but alex smith is new to me , is he the quarterback ?   yes . he took so many ap classes in high school he entered college as a junior , he started working on a masters then .   now that is impressive , you have this impression of sports players as jocks , but he transcends that stereotype .   he really does , he was drafted as a number one pick in 2005 too .   do you go to football games ? i 've been to one once in my life at indiana university .   i ve been to quite a few at florida state , but no pro games . there is only 11 minutes of live action anyway   i think that is what puts me off , i really do n't have time to sit in front of the tv for three hours , and then for only 11 minutes of play .   it is hard to find time for that , i do nt know how some people do it all day , on a weekly basis .   i guess some people listen to games on the radio , difficult to see how that works .   i ve done it traveling , you ve got to really know the team and all of the players names . it was so much harder .   do you have a favorite nfl team . like i said , i lived in dc for a while so kind of follow them . now in northern ohio , the browns are a difficult team to support .   i feel you there , living in florida here . dolphins are hard to root for and feel proud .   it could be worse , i read about this team that lost 220 - 0 . it would be hard to watch to the end . 
hi ! do you follow football ?   sorry , i ca n't say that i do , i'm familiar with the big stories , but that is it .   that is about how much i know , just the basics , and some fun trivia .   i used to live in dc son kind of know the redskins , but alex smith is new to me , is he the quarterback ?   yes . he took so many ap classes in high school he entered college as a junior , he started working on a masters then .   now that is impressive , you have this impression of sports players as jocks , but he transcends that stereotype .   he really does , he was drafted as a number one pick in 2005 too .   do you go to football games ? i 've been to one once in my life at indiana university .   i ve been to quite a few at florida state , but no pro games . there is only 11 minutes of live action anyway   i think that is what puts me off , i really do n't have time to sit in front of the tv for three hours , and then for only 11 minutes of play .   it is hard to find time for that , i do nt know how some people do it all day , on a weekly basis .   i guess some people listen to games on the radio , difficult to see how that works .   i ve done it traveling , you ve got to really know the team and all of the players names . it was so much harder .   do you have a favorite nfl team . like i said , i lived in dc for a while so kind of follow them . now in northern ohio , the browns are a difficult team to support .   i feel you there , living in florida here . dolphins are hard to root for and feel proud .   it could be worse , i read about this team that lost 220 - 0 . it would be hard to watch to the end . 
did you know that there was a moral panic in the 1700 's because everyone was reading books ? haha   i did nt know that lol . we sure are close to a moral panic with all the tablets and social media kids and adults are using .   haha ya , if people started reading a lot in this day and age society would think that was a wonderful thing ! haha   yeah , that would be great , literature is getting lost and great authors like cs lewis and tolkien are getting forgotten .   right , i think it 's funny though that they used to read off bad poetry and whoever laughed first would lose , that s hilarious   that is hilarious i wonder who is the champion among them lol , do you personally like to read ?   i ca n't say that i do no , i do like audiobooks , i did try to speed read once but i found i did n't retain any information from it , that 's why i do n't know what to make of the speed reading champion with 4,700 words per minute   i wonder how they measure that , i can just skip pages and tell everybody that i read the content , i bet i could read 6000 words per minute that way   ya exactly , if i could just flip through pages i could speed read too , what is weird is starship troopers is on the military 's reading list , idk about the book but the movie is definitely not pro military   i guess that s because movies are nt as good as movies , a lot of info is missing , the enders game book is also another recommendation for armed forces around the globe   ya , did you ever see that movie ? i saw it and i like harrison ford who is in it , but it was pretty bad in my opinion   i did see the movie , i thought it was bad as well , i liked the book better , i like reading you can learn many interesting facts , like why the area code of new york is 212 .   ya i think it was because that was the fastest number that you could dial with a rotary phone ? crazy how that stuff carries over until even today ! !   it is ! there s a lot things we need to discover still though , i 'm kind of worried the cables carrying phone and internet are underwater , at least some of them .   ya it 's only about 3 inches thick , i wonder how it is protected ? is it just a cable or are there safeguards in place in case like a ship sinks and crushes it , etc 
did you know that there was a moral panic in the 1700 's because everyone was reading books ? haha   i did nt know that lol . we sure are close to a moral panic with all the tablets and social media kids and adults are using .   haha ya , if people started reading a lot in this day and age society would think that was a wonderful thing ! haha   yeah , that would be great , literature is getting lost and great authors like cs lewis and tolkien are getting forgotten .   right , i think it 's funny though that they used to read off bad poetry and whoever laughed first would lose , that s hilarious   that is hilarious i wonder who is the champion among them lol , do you personally like to read ?   i ca n't say that i do no , i do like audiobooks , i did try to speed read once but i found i did n't retain any information from it , that 's why i do n't know what to make of the speed reading champion with 4,700 words per minute   i wonder how they measure that , i can just skip pages and tell everybody that i read the content , i bet i could read 6000 words per minute that way   ya exactly , if i could just flip through pages i could speed read too , what is weird is starship troopers is on the military 's reading list , idk about the book but the movie is definitely not pro military   i guess that s because movies are nt as good as movies , a lot of info is missing , the enders game book is also another recommendation for armed forces around the globe   ya , did you ever see that movie ? i saw it and i like harrison ford who is in it , but it was pretty bad in my opinion   i did see the movie , i thought it was bad as well , i liked the book better , i like reading you can learn many interesting facts , like why the area code of new york is 212 .   ya i think it was because that was the fastest number that you could dial with a rotary phone ? crazy how that stuff carries over until even today ! !   it is ! there s a lot things we need to discover still though , i 'm kind of worried the cables carrying phone and internet are underwater , at least some of them .   ya it 's only about 3 inches thick , i wonder how it is protected ? is it just a cable or are there safeguards in place in case like a ship sinks and crushes it , etc 
did you know that there was a moral panic in the 1700 's because everyone was reading books ? haha   i did nt know that lol . we sure are close to a moral panic with all the tablets and social media kids and adults are using .   haha ya , if people started reading a lot in this day and age society would think that was a wonderful thing ! haha   yeah , that would be great , literature is getting lost and great authors like cs lewis and tolkien are getting forgotten .   right , i think it 's funny though that they used to read off bad poetry and whoever laughed first would lose , that s hilarious   that is hilarious i wonder who is the champion among them lol , do you personally like to read ?   i ca n't say that i do no , i do like audiobooks , i did try to speed read once but i found i did n't retain any information from it , that 's why i do n't know what to make of the speed reading champion with 4,700 words per minute   i wonder how they measure that , i can just skip pages and tell everybody that i read the content , i bet i could read 6000 words per minute that way   ya exactly , if i could just flip through pages i could speed read too , what is weird is starship troopers is on the military 's reading list , idk about the book but the movie is definitely not pro military   i guess that s because movies are nt as good as movies , a lot of info is missing , the enders game book is also another recommendation for armed forces around the globe   ya , did you ever see that movie ? i saw it and i like harrison ford who is in it , but it was pretty bad in my opinion   i did see the movie , i thought it was bad as well , i liked the book better , i like reading you can learn many interesting facts , like why the area code of new york is 212 .   ya i think it was because that was the fastest number that you could dial with a rotary phone ? crazy how that stuff carries over until even today ! !   it is ! there s a lot things we need to discover still though , i 'm kind of worried the cables carrying phone and internet are underwater , at least some of them .   ya it 's only about 3 inches thick , i wonder how it is protected ? is it just a cable or are there safeguards in place in case like a ship sinks and crushes it , etc 
did you know that there was a moral panic in the 1700 's because everyone was reading books ? haha   i did nt know that lol . we sure are close to a moral panic with all the tablets and social media kids and adults are using .   haha ya , if people started reading a lot in this day and age society would think that was a wonderful thing ! haha   yeah , that would be great , literature is getting lost and great authors like cs lewis and tolkien are getting forgotten .   right , i think it 's funny though that they used to read off bad poetry and whoever laughed first would lose , that s hilarious   that is hilarious i wonder who is the champion among them lol , do you personally like to read ?   i ca n't say that i do no , i do like audiobooks , i did try to speed read once but i found i did n't retain any information from it , that 's why i do n't know what to make of the speed reading champion with 4,700 words per minute   i wonder how they measure that , i can just skip pages and tell everybody that i read the content , i bet i could read 6000 words per minute that way   ya exactly , if i could just flip through pages i could speed read too , what is weird is starship troopers is on the military 's reading list , idk about the book but the movie is definitely not pro military   i guess that s because movies are nt as good as movies , a lot of info is missing , the enders game book is also another recommendation for armed forces around the globe   ya , did you ever see that movie ? i saw it and i like harrison ford who is in it , but it was pretty bad in my opinion   i did see the movie , i thought it was bad as well , i liked the book better , i like reading you can learn many interesting facts , like why the area code of new york is 212 .   ya i think it was because that was the fastest number that you could dial with a rotary phone ? crazy how that stuff carries over until even today ! !   it is ! there s a lot things we need to discover still though , i 'm kind of worried the cables carrying phone and internet are underwater , at least some of them .   ya it 's only about 3 inches thick , i wonder how it is protected ? is it just a cable or are there safeguards in place in case like a ship sinks and crushes it , etc 
did you know that there was a moral panic in the 1700 's because everyone was reading books ? haha   i did nt know that lol . we sure are close to a moral panic with all the tablets and social media kids and adults are using .   haha ya , if people started reading a lot in this day and age society would think that was a wonderful thing ! haha   yeah , that would be great , literature is getting lost and great authors like cs lewis and tolkien are getting forgotten .   right , i think it 's funny though that they used to read off bad poetry and whoever laughed first would lose , that s hilarious   that is hilarious i wonder who is the champion among them lol , do you personally like to read ?   i ca n't say that i do no , i do like audiobooks , i did try to speed read once but i found i did n't retain any information from it , that 's why i do n't know what to make of the speed reading champion with 4,700 words per minute   i wonder how they measure that , i can just skip pages and tell everybody that i read the content , i bet i could read 6000 words per minute that way   ya exactly , if i could just flip through pages i could speed read too , what is weird is starship troopers is on the military 's reading list , idk about the book but the movie is definitely not pro military   i guess that s because movies are nt as good as movies , a lot of info is missing , the enders game book is also another recommendation for armed forces around the globe   ya , did you ever see that movie ? i saw it and i like harrison ford who is in it , but it was pretty bad in my opinion   i did see the movie , i thought it was bad as well , i liked the book better , i like reading you can learn many interesting facts , like why the area code of new york is 212 .   ya i think it was because that was the fastest number that you could dial with a rotary phone ? crazy how that stuff carries over until even today ! !   it is ! there s a lot things we need to discover still though , i 'm kind of worried the cables carrying phone and internet are underwater , at least some of them .   ya it 's only about 3 inches thick , i wonder how it is protected ? is it just a cable or are there safeguards in place in case like a ship sinks and crushes it , etc 
did you know that there was a moral panic in the 1700 's because everyone was reading books ? haha   i did nt know that lol . we sure are close to a moral panic with all the tablets and social media kids and adults are using .   haha ya , if people started reading a lot in this day and age society would think that was a wonderful thing ! haha   yeah , that would be great , literature is getting lost and great authors like cs lewis and tolkien are getting forgotten .   right , i think it 's funny though that they used to read off bad poetry and whoever laughed first would lose , that s hilarious   that is hilarious i wonder who is the champion among them lol , do you personally like to read ?   i ca n't say that i do no , i do like audiobooks , i did try to speed read once but i found i did n't retain any information from it , that 's why i do n't know what to make of the speed reading champion with 4,700 words per minute   i wonder how they measure that , i can just skip pages and tell everybody that i read the content , i bet i could read 6000 words per minute that way   ya exactly , if i could just flip through pages i could speed read too , what is weird is starship troopers is on the military 's reading list , idk about the book but the movie is definitely not pro military   i guess that s because movies are nt as good as movies , a lot of info is missing , the enders game book is also another recommendation for armed forces around the globe   ya , did you ever see that movie ? i saw it and i like harrison ford who is in it , but it was pretty bad in my opinion   i did see the movie , i thought it was bad as well , i liked the book better , i like reading you can learn many interesting facts , like why the area code of new york is 212 .   ya i think it was because that was the fastest number that you could dial with a rotary phone ? crazy how that stuff carries over until even today ! !   it is ! there s a lot things we need to discover still though , i 'm kind of worried the cables carrying phone and internet are underwater , at least some of them .   ya it 's only about 3 inches thick , i wonder how it is protected ? is it just a cable or are there safeguards in place in case like a ship sinks and crushes it , etc 
hi , do you like music ?   hi , yes i do . do you like music ?   very much , i was so excited to learn that " /hybrid theory"from linkin park has been the best selling album in the 21st century ! !   did you ever have any cassette tapes ?   yes , i had many and also vinyls and the cd 's   what di you do with all of those items ? i just threw away my cds about a month ago , at least the crappy ones .   i even remember the 78 rpm records , and i loved the books they cam in , they were sort of phtograph albums , with artist 's pictures , it was really cool !   i wish the music had that today . i remember reading the cd jackets as soon as i got them . i can remember checking out artists mentioned in my favorite ablums .   that was a beautiful part of it . also really beautiful are soundtracks ! !   spielberg played the clarinet on the jaws soundtrack ? ? ? ? how did i not know that ?   i did not know that either ! ! that is really neat . remember tarzan , i really loved phill collins performances for that movie ! !   yeah . i think phil collins is seriously under rated . i think he is really talented .   yes i admire him a lot , and it is so cool that he recorded in 5 languages !   batman begins must have been fun to record . the title of each track was the name of a genus of bat .   that is so neat ! those are details that make you enjoy the movies even more . did you watch tron , ? it has a unique soundtrack !   i have not seen it . tell me about the soundtrack .   it is very sci fi , and super inspiring . it is made by daft punk , i love that duo !   i love that they negotiated with their robot helmets on . seems like something they would do .   incognito style ! ! and very simple , they just needed a good breakfast with pancakes to say yes 
hi , do you like music ?   hi , yes i do . do you like music ?   very much , i was so excited to learn that " /hybrid theory"from linkin park has been the best selling album in the 21st century ! !   did you ever have any cassette tapes ?   yes , i had many and also vinyls and the cd 's   what di you do with all of those items ? i just threw away my cds about a month ago , at least the crappy ones .   i even remember the 78 rpm records , and i loved the books they cam in , they were sort of phtograph albums , with artist 's pictures , it was really cool !   i wish the music had that today . i remember reading the cd jackets as soon as i got them . i can remember checking out artists mentioned in my favorite ablums .   that was a beautiful part of it . also really beautiful are soundtracks ! !   spielberg played the clarinet on the jaws soundtrack ? ? ? ? how did i not know that ?   i did not know that either ! ! that is really neat . remember tarzan , i really loved phill collins performances for that movie ! !   yeah . i think phil collins is seriously under rated . i think he is really talented .   yes i admire him a lot , and it is so cool that he recorded in 5 languages !   batman begins must have been fun to record . the title of each track was the name of a genus of bat .   that is so neat ! those are details that make you enjoy the movies even more . did you watch tron , ? it has a unique soundtrack !   i have not seen it . tell me about the soundtrack .   it is very sci fi , and super inspiring . it is made by daft punk , i love that duo !   i love that they negotiated with their robot helmets on . seems like something they would do .   incognito style ! ! and very simple , they just needed a good breakfast with pancakes to say yes 
hi , do you like music ?   hi , yes i do . do you like music ?   very much , i was so excited to learn that " /hybrid theory"from linkin park has been the best selling album in the 21st century ! !   did you ever have any cassette tapes ?   yes , i had many and also vinyls and the cd 's   what di you do with all of those items ? i just threw away my cds about a month ago , at least the crappy ones .   i even remember the 78 rpm records , and i loved the books they cam in , they were sort of phtograph albums , with artist 's pictures , it was really cool !   i wish the music had that today . i remember reading the cd jackets as soon as i got them . i can remember checking out artists mentioned in my favorite ablums .   that was a beautiful part of it . also really beautiful are soundtracks ! !   spielberg played the clarinet on the jaws soundtrack ? ? ? ? how did i not know that ?   i did not know that either ! ! that is really neat . remember tarzan , i really loved phill collins performances for that movie ! !   yeah . i think phil collins is seriously under rated . i think he is really talented .   yes i admire him a lot , and it is so cool that he recorded in 5 languages !   batman begins must have been fun to record . the title of each track was the name of a genus of bat .   that is so neat ! those are details that make you enjoy the movies even more . did you watch tron , ? it has a unique soundtrack !   i have not seen it . tell me about the soundtrack .   it is very sci fi , and super inspiring . it is made by daft punk , i love that duo !   i love that they negotiated with their robot helmets on . seems like something they would do .   incognito style ! ! and very simple , they just needed a good breakfast with pancakes to say yes 
hi , do you like music ?   hi , yes i do . do you like music ?   very much , i was so excited to learn that " /hybrid theory"from linkin park has been the best selling album in the 21st century ! !   did you ever have any cassette tapes ?   yes , i had many and also vinyls and the cd 's   what di you do with all of those items ? i just threw away my cds about a month ago , at least the crappy ones .   i even remember the 78 rpm records , and i loved the books they cam in , they were sort of phtograph albums , with artist 's pictures , it was really cool !   i wish the music had that today . i remember reading the cd jackets as soon as i got them . i can remember checking out artists mentioned in my favorite ablums .   that was a beautiful part of it . also really beautiful are soundtracks ! !   spielberg played the clarinet on the jaws soundtrack ? ? ? ? how did i not know that ?   i did not know that either ! ! that is really neat . remember tarzan , i really loved phill collins performances for that movie ! !   yeah . i think phil collins is seriously under rated . i think he is really talented .   yes i admire him a lot , and it is so cool that he recorded in 5 languages !   batman begins must have been fun to record . the title of each track was the name of a genus of bat .   that is so neat ! those are details that make you enjoy the movies even more . did you watch tron , ? it has a unique soundtrack !   i have not seen it . tell me about the soundtrack .   it is very sci fi , and super inspiring . it is made by daft punk , i love that duo !   i love that they negotiated with their robot helmets on . seems like something they would do .   incognito style ! ! and very simple , they just needed a good breakfast with pancakes to say yes 
hi , do you like music ?   hi , yes i do . do you like music ?   very much , i was so excited to learn that " /hybrid theory"from linkin park has been the best selling album in the 21st century ! !   did you ever have any cassette tapes ?   yes , i had many and also vinyls and the cd 's   what di you do with all of those items ? i just threw away my cds about a month ago , at least the crappy ones .   i even remember the 78 rpm records , and i loved the books they cam in , they were sort of phtograph albums , with artist 's pictures , it was really cool !   i wish the music had that today . i remember reading the cd jackets as soon as i got them . i can remember checking out artists mentioned in my favorite ablums .   that was a beautiful part of it . also really beautiful are soundtracks ! !   spielberg played the clarinet on the jaws soundtrack ? ? ? ? how did i not know that ?   i did not know that either ! ! that is really neat . remember tarzan , i really loved phill collins performances for that movie ! !   yeah . i think phil collins is seriously under rated . i think he is really talented .   yes i admire him a lot , and it is so cool that he recorded in 5 languages !   batman begins must have been fun to record . the title of each track was the name of a genus of bat .   that is so neat ! those are details that make you enjoy the movies even more . did you watch tron , ? it has a unique soundtrack !   i have not seen it . tell me about the soundtrack .   it is very sci fi , and super inspiring . it is made by daft punk , i love that duo !   i love that they negotiated with their robot helmets on . seems like something they would do .   incognito style ! ! and very simple , they just needed a good breakfast with pancakes to say yes 
hi , do you like music ?   hi , yes i do . do you like music ?   very much , i was so excited to learn that " /hybrid theory"from linkin park has been the best selling album in the 21st century ! !   did you ever have any cassette tapes ?   yes , i had many and also vinyls and the cd 's   what di you do with all of those items ? i just threw away my cds about a month ago , at least the crappy ones .   i even remember the 78 rpm records , and i loved the books they cam in , they were sort of phtograph albums , with artist 's pictures , it was really cool !   i wish the music had that today . i remember reading the cd jackets as soon as i got them . i can remember checking out artists mentioned in my favorite ablums .   that was a beautiful part of it . also really beautiful are soundtracks ! !   spielberg played the clarinet on the jaws soundtrack ? ? ? ? how did i not know that ?   i did not know that either ! ! that is really neat . remember tarzan , i really loved phill collins performances for that movie ! !   yeah . i think phil collins is seriously under rated . i think he is really talented .   yes i admire him a lot , and it is so cool that he recorded in 5 languages !   batman begins must have been fun to record . the title of each track was the name of a genus of bat .   that is so neat ! those are details that make you enjoy the movies even more . did you watch tron , ? it has a unique soundtrack !   i have not seen it . tell me about the soundtrack .   it is very sci fi , and super inspiring . it is made by daft punk , i love that duo !   i love that they negotiated with their robot helmets on . seems like something they would do .   incognito style ! ! and very simple , they just needed a good breakfast with pancakes to say yes 
hi , do you know much about presidents ?   i know they live in the white house !   did you know the white house is smaller than the guest house ?   nice . is that also true in ireland and france , where they have twin white house buildings ?   yeah but i do wonder if they presidents live in those houses or not   yeah , and since the white house still uses floppy disks , is this also true at the twin white houses ?   good point . i wonder if they use the floppy discs because they might still be safer   good question . perhaps , since teddy roosevelt banned christmas trees from the white house , perhaps bush issued an executive order against cds ?   well , it could be . good thing he brought back the solar panels though   true . although in 2011 , bullets struck the white house . it took the secret service 4 days to realize it . i wonder if the solar panels were damaged ?   good point and strange that they did not figure that out earlier   well , maybe they did n't notice because they were all inside listening to the latest pop music release from the president of indonesia ?   haha good point . did not know the guy released 3 albums already   the guy is a machine ! but he needs a better stage name . maybe president banana ?   i do not think the president of zimbabwe would be happy about that   he could be the artist formerly known as president banana ? i do n't really care as long as i can listen to him on the radio ! i love two things on my radio : indonesian pop music and electromagnetic storms from jupiter . those are my go to listening pleasures !   yeah that is so cool that if you turn your radio to am , you may capture jupiter 's storms 
hi , do you know much about presidents ?   i know they live in the white house !   did you know the white house is smaller than the guest house ?   nice . is that also true in ireland and france , where they have twin white house buildings ?   yeah but i do wonder if they presidents live in those houses or not   yeah , and since the white house still uses floppy disks , is this also true at the twin white houses ?   good point . i wonder if they use the floppy discs because they might still be safer   good question . perhaps , since teddy roosevelt banned christmas trees from the white house , perhaps bush issued an executive order against cds ?   well , it could be . good thing he brought back the solar panels though   true . although in 2011 , bullets struck the white house . it took the secret service 4 days to realize it . i wonder if the solar panels were damaged ?   good point and strange that they did not figure that out earlier   well , maybe they did n't notice because they were all inside listening to the latest pop music release from the president of indonesia ?   haha good point . did not know the guy released 3 albums already   the guy is a machine ! but he needs a better stage name . maybe president banana ?   i do not think the president of zimbabwe would be happy about that   he could be the artist formerly known as president banana ? i do n't really care as long as i can listen to him on the radio ! i love two things on my radio : indonesian pop music and electromagnetic storms from jupiter . those are my go to listening pleasures !   yeah that is so cool that if you turn your radio to am , you may capture jupiter 's storms 
hi , do you know much about presidents ?   i know they live in the white house !   did you know the white house is smaller than the guest house ?   nice . is that also true in ireland and france , where they have twin white house buildings ?   yeah but i do wonder if they presidents live in those houses or not   yeah , and since the white house still uses floppy disks , is this also true at the twin white houses ?   good point . i wonder if they use the floppy discs because they might still be safer   good question . perhaps , since teddy roosevelt banned christmas trees from the white house , perhaps bush issued an executive order against cds ?   well , it could be . good thing he brought back the solar panels though   true . although in 2011 , bullets struck the white house . it took the secret service 4 days to realize it . i wonder if the solar panels were damaged ?   good point and strange that they did not figure that out earlier   well , maybe they did n't notice because they were all inside listening to the latest pop music release from the president of indonesia ?   haha good point . did not know the guy released 3 albums already   the guy is a machine ! but he needs a better stage name . maybe president banana ?   i do not think the president of zimbabwe would be happy about that   he could be the artist formerly known as president banana ? i do n't really care as long as i can listen to him on the radio ! i love two things on my radio : indonesian pop music and electromagnetic storms from jupiter . those are my go to listening pleasures !   yeah that is so cool that if you turn your radio to am , you may capture jupiter 's storms 
hi , do you know much about presidents ?   i know they live in the white house !   did you know the white house is smaller than the guest house ?   nice . is that also true in ireland and france , where they have twin white house buildings ?   yeah but i do wonder if they presidents live in those houses or not   yeah , and since the white house still uses floppy disks , is this also true at the twin white houses ?   good point . i wonder if they use the floppy discs because they might still be safer   good question . perhaps , since teddy roosevelt banned christmas trees from the white house , perhaps bush issued an executive order against cds ?   well , it could be . good thing he brought back the solar panels though   true . although in 2011 , bullets struck the white house . it took the secret service 4 days to realize it . i wonder if the solar panels were damaged ?   good point and strange that they did not figure that out earlier   well , maybe they did n't notice because they were all inside listening to the latest pop music release from the president of indonesia ?   haha good point . did not know the guy released 3 albums already   the guy is a machine ! but he needs a better stage name . maybe president banana ?   i do not think the president of zimbabwe would be happy about that   he could be the artist formerly known as president banana ? i do n't really care as long as i can listen to him on the radio ! i love two things on my radio : indonesian pop music and electromagnetic storms from jupiter . those are my go to listening pleasures !   yeah that is so cool that if you turn your radio to am , you may capture jupiter 's storms 
hi , do you know much about presidents ?   i know they live in the white house !   did you know the white house is smaller than the guest house ?   nice . is that also true in ireland and france , where they have twin white house buildings ?   yeah but i do wonder if they presidents live in those houses or not   yeah , and since the white house still uses floppy disks , is this also true at the twin white houses ?   good point . i wonder if they use the floppy discs because they might still be safer   good question . perhaps , since teddy roosevelt banned christmas trees from the white house , perhaps bush issued an executive order against cds ?   well , it could be . good thing he brought back the solar panels though   true . although in 2011 , bullets struck the white house . it took the secret service 4 days to realize it . i wonder if the solar panels were damaged ?   good point and strange that they did not figure that out earlier   well , maybe they did n't notice because they were all inside listening to the latest pop music release from the president of indonesia ?   haha good point . did not know the guy released 3 albums already   the guy is a machine ! but he needs a better stage name . maybe president banana ?   i do not think the president of zimbabwe would be happy about that   he could be the artist formerly known as president banana ? i do n't really care as long as i can listen to him on the radio ! i love two things on my radio : indonesian pop music and electromagnetic storms from jupiter . those are my go to listening pleasures !   yeah that is so cool that if you turn your radio to am , you may capture jupiter 's storms 
hi , do you know much about presidents ?   i know they live in the white house !   did you know the white house is smaller than the guest house ?   nice . is that also true in ireland and france , where they have twin white house buildings ?   yeah but i do wonder if they presidents live in those houses or not   yeah , and since the white house still uses floppy disks , is this also true at the twin white houses ?   good point . i wonder if they use the floppy discs because they might still be safer   good question . perhaps , since teddy roosevelt banned christmas trees from the white house , perhaps bush issued an executive order against cds ?   well , it could be . good thing he brought back the solar panels though   true . although in 2011 , bullets struck the white house . it took the secret service 4 days to realize it . i wonder if the solar panels were damaged ?   good point and strange that they did not figure that out earlier   well , maybe they did n't notice because they were all inside listening to the latest pop music release from the president of indonesia ?   haha good point . did not know the guy released 3 albums already   the guy is a machine ! but he needs a better stage name . maybe president banana ?   i do not think the president of zimbabwe would be happy about that   he could be the artist formerly known as president banana ? i do n't really care as long as i can listen to him on the radio ! i love two things on my radio : indonesian pop music and electromagnetic storms from jupiter . those are my go to listening pleasures !   yeah that is so cool that if you turn your radio to am , you may capture jupiter 's storms 
hi , do you know much about the internet ?   i know a lot about different sites and some website design , how about you ? 
hi , do you know much about the internet ?   i know a lot about different sites and some website design , how about you ? 
hi , do you know much about the internet ?   i know a lot about different sites and some website design , how about you ? 
hi , do you know much about the internet ?   i know a lot about different sites and some website design , how about you ? 
hi , do you know much about the internet ?   i know a lot about different sites and some website design , how about you ? 
hi , do you know much about the internet ?   i know a lot about different sites and some website design , how about you ? 
do you still use a landline ?   no . in my opinion , the landline is going extinct . growing up my grandparents had a multi - party line . my parents had a landline . i killed the landline once cellular was cost effective . now cellphones are small computers that do so much more than landlines .   yeah , an iphone has more computing power than a mainframe of the 60s . but data still travels best in cables .   even on cellular networks , it still travels via cable , except for the last leg . could you imagine the atmospheric distortion of the signal if data was transmitted from the east to west coast solely via the airways ?   we would be still at the era of ham radios and telegram . there would be less pictures .   less pictures and more garbled messages . imagine how youtube videos would look with atmospheric distortion ; probably like the picture on old time tvs with rabbit ear antennas ?   youtube would be like a tv station , showing only clip to everyone at the same time . i think it would be less popular .   true . do you subscribe to any youtube channels or follow any youtube celebrities ?   i subscribe to some educational channels . but i do n't follow any celebrities , but i hear of them often .   i use to subscribe to certain hunting / fishing equipment youtube channels , but found temptation to buy the latest thing to be unproductive . i do like " how to " videos on youtube . given that youtube is accessible to anyone with a computer , being a star has nothing to do with how good your hollywood agent is and more with establishing a populist following .   it is more diverse but celebrities still have an advantage on youtube , being a search engine , popular results get more visibility .   agreed . it is a bit art / a bit science in figuring out how to get your videos promoted in the search results . or , hire an expert who will flood your videos with fictional views to promote its popularity . but established names also help . judge judy makes $ 123k per tv episode ; with that amount of draw , her youtube channel ca n't help but be a success .   do you think 123 000 $ per episode is too much for her ?   i do not watch her , so i can not judge . it is one of the few areas where free market economics still reigns . so , if they feel she 's worth it , then it 's not my place to judge . but that type of draw opens up other markets . for example , carol burnett was the first celeb on sesame street .   it was the 70s , she was the star at that time , it makes sense . i wonder if youtube will have a lasting impact on the star system or this youtubers thing is just a phase .   it is definitely here to stay if not expanding . in the early days , you needed a good freestanding camera to make a good video . today , most cell phones have a good enough camera to make a youtube videos . some high end phones can shoot videos almost indistinguishable from freestanding cameras . 
do you still use a landline ?   no . in my opinion , the landline is going extinct . growing up my grandparents had a multi - party line . my parents had a landline . i killed the landline once cellular was cost effective . now cellphones are small computers that do so much more than landlines .   yeah , an iphone has more computing power than a mainframe of the 60s . but data still travels best in cables .   even on cellular networks , it still travels via cable , except for the last leg . could you imagine the atmospheric distortion of the signal if data was transmitted from the east to west coast solely via the airways ?   we would be still at the era of ham radios and telegram . there would be less pictures .   less pictures and more garbled messages . imagine how youtube videos would look with atmospheric distortion ; probably like the picture on old time tvs with rabbit ear antennas ?   youtube would be like a tv station , showing only clip to everyone at the same time . i think it would be less popular .   true . do you subscribe to any youtube channels or follow any youtube celebrities ?   i subscribe to some educational channels . but i do n't follow any celebrities , but i hear of them often .   i use to subscribe to certain hunting / fishing equipment youtube channels , but found temptation to buy the latest thing to be unproductive . i do like " how to " videos on youtube . given that youtube is accessible to anyone with a computer , being a star has nothing to do with how good your hollywood agent is and more with establishing a populist following .   it is more diverse but celebrities still have an advantage on youtube , being a search engine , popular results get more visibility .   agreed . it is a bit art / a bit science in figuring out how to get your videos promoted in the search results . or , hire an expert who will flood your videos with fictional views to promote its popularity . but established names also help . judge judy makes $ 123k per tv episode ; with that amount of draw , her youtube channel ca n't help but be a success .   do you think 123 000 $ per episode is too much for her ?   i do not watch her , so i can not judge . it is one of the few areas where free market economics still reigns . so , if they feel she 's worth it , then it 's not my place to judge . but that type of draw opens up other markets . for example , carol burnett was the first celeb on sesame street .   it was the 70s , she was the star at that time , it makes sense . i wonder if youtube will have a lasting impact on the star system or this youtubers thing is just a phase .   it is definitely here to stay if not expanding . in the early days , you needed a good freestanding camera to make a good video . today , most cell phones have a good enough camera to make a youtube videos . some high end phones can shoot videos almost indistinguishable from freestanding cameras . 
do you still use a landline ?   no . in my opinion , the landline is going extinct . growing up my grandparents had a multi - party line . my parents had a landline . i killed the landline once cellular was cost effective . now cellphones are small computers that do so much more than landlines .   yeah , an iphone has more computing power than a mainframe of the 60s . but data still travels best in cables .   even on cellular networks , it still travels via cable , except for the last leg . could you imagine the atmospheric distortion of the signal if data was transmitted from the east to west coast solely via the airways ?   we would be still at the era of ham radios and telegram . there would be less pictures .   less pictures and more garbled messages . imagine how youtube videos would look with atmospheric distortion ; probably like the picture on old time tvs with rabbit ear antennas ?   youtube would be like a tv station , showing only clip to everyone at the same time . i think it would be less popular .   true . do you subscribe to any youtube channels or follow any youtube celebrities ?   i subscribe to some educational channels . but i do n't follow any celebrities , but i hear of them often .   i use to subscribe to certain hunting / fishing equipment youtube channels , but found temptation to buy the latest thing to be unproductive . i do like " how to " videos on youtube . given that youtube is accessible to anyone with a computer , being a star has nothing to do with how good your hollywood agent is and more with establishing a populist following .   it is more diverse but celebrities still have an advantage on youtube , being a search engine , popular results get more visibility .   agreed . it is a bit art / a bit science in figuring out how to get your videos promoted in the search results . or , hire an expert who will flood your videos with fictional views to promote its popularity . but established names also help . judge judy makes $ 123k per tv episode ; with that amount of draw , her youtube channel ca n't help but be a success .   do you think 123 000 $ per episode is too much for her ?   i do not watch her , so i can not judge . it is one of the few areas where free market economics still reigns . so , if they feel she 's worth it , then it 's not my place to judge . but that type of draw opens up other markets . for example , carol burnett was the first celeb on sesame street .   it was the 70s , she was the star at that time , it makes sense . i wonder if youtube will have a lasting impact on the star system or this youtubers thing is just a phase .   it is definitely here to stay if not expanding . in the early days , you needed a good freestanding camera to make a good video . today , most cell phones have a good enough camera to make a youtube videos . some high end phones can shoot videos almost indistinguishable from freestanding cameras . 
do you still use a landline ?   no . in my opinion , the landline is going extinct . growing up my grandparents had a multi - party line . my parents had a landline . i killed the landline once cellular was cost effective . now cellphones are small computers that do so much more than landlines .   yeah , an iphone has more computing power than a mainframe of the 60s . but data still travels best in cables .   even on cellular networks , it still travels via cable , except for the last leg . could you imagine the atmospheric distortion of the signal if data was transmitted from the east to west coast solely via the airways ?   we would be still at the era of ham radios and telegram . there would be less pictures .   less pictures and more garbled messages . imagine how youtube videos would look with atmospheric distortion ; probably like the picture on old time tvs with rabbit ear antennas ?   youtube would be like a tv station , showing only clip to everyone at the same time . i think it would be less popular .   true . do you subscribe to any youtube channels or follow any youtube celebrities ?   i subscribe to some educational channels . but i do n't follow any celebrities , but i hear of them often .   i use to subscribe to certain hunting / fishing equipment youtube channels , but found temptation to buy the latest thing to be unproductive . i do like " how to " videos on youtube . given that youtube is accessible to anyone with a computer , being a star has nothing to do with how good your hollywood agent is and more with establishing a populist following .   it is more diverse but celebrities still have an advantage on youtube , being a search engine , popular results get more visibility .   agreed . it is a bit art / a bit science in figuring out how to get your videos promoted in the search results . or , hire an expert who will flood your videos with fictional views to promote its popularity . but established names also help . judge judy makes $ 123k per tv episode ; with that amount of draw , her youtube channel ca n't help but be a success .   do you think 123 000 $ per episode is too much for her ?   i do not watch her , so i can not judge . it is one of the few areas where free market economics still reigns . so , if they feel she 's worth it , then it 's not my place to judge . but that type of draw opens up other markets . for example , carol burnett was the first celeb on sesame street .   it was the 70s , she was the star at that time , it makes sense . i wonder if youtube will have a lasting impact on the star system or this youtubers thing is just a phase .   it is definitely here to stay if not expanding . in the early days , you needed a good freestanding camera to make a good video . today , most cell phones have a good enough camera to make a youtube videos . some high end phones can shoot videos almost indistinguishable from freestanding cameras . 
do you still use a landline ?   no . in my opinion , the landline is going extinct . growing up my grandparents had a multi - party line . my parents had a landline . i killed the landline once cellular was cost effective . now cellphones are small computers that do so much more than landlines .   yeah , an iphone has more computing power than a mainframe of the 60s . but data still travels best in cables .   even on cellular networks , it still travels via cable , except for the last leg . could you imagine the atmospheric distortion of the signal if data was transmitted from the east to west coast solely via the airways ?   we would be still at the era of ham radios and telegram . there would be less pictures .   less pictures and more garbled messages . imagine how youtube videos would look with atmospheric distortion ; probably like the picture on old time tvs with rabbit ear antennas ?   youtube would be like a tv station , showing only clip to everyone at the same time . i think it would be less popular .   true . do you subscribe to any youtube channels or follow any youtube celebrities ?   i subscribe to some educational channels . but i do n't follow any celebrities , but i hear of them often .   i use to subscribe to certain hunting / fishing equipment youtube channels , but found temptation to buy the latest thing to be unproductive . i do like " how to " videos on youtube . given that youtube is accessible to anyone with a computer , being a star has nothing to do with how good your hollywood agent is and more with establishing a populist following .   it is more diverse but celebrities still have an advantage on youtube , being a search engine , popular results get more visibility .   agreed . it is a bit art / a bit science in figuring out how to get your videos promoted in the search results . or , hire an expert who will flood your videos with fictional views to promote its popularity . but established names also help . judge judy makes $ 123k per tv episode ; with that amount of draw , her youtube channel ca n't help but be a success .   do you think 123 000 $ per episode is too much for her ?   i do not watch her , so i can not judge . it is one of the few areas where free market economics still reigns . so , if they feel she 's worth it , then it 's not my place to judge . but that type of draw opens up other markets . for example , carol burnett was the first celeb on sesame street .   it was the 70s , she was the star at that time , it makes sense . i wonder if youtube will have a lasting impact on the star system or this youtubers thing is just a phase .   it is definitely here to stay if not expanding . in the early days , you needed a good freestanding camera to make a good video . today , most cell phones have a good enough camera to make a youtube videos . some high end phones can shoot videos almost indistinguishable from freestanding cameras . 
do you still use a landline ?   no . in my opinion , the landline is going extinct . growing up my grandparents had a multi - party line . my parents had a landline . i killed the landline once cellular was cost effective . now cellphones are small computers that do so much more than landlines .   yeah , an iphone has more computing power than a mainframe of the 60s . but data still travels best in cables .   even on cellular networks , it still travels via cable , except for the last leg . could you imagine the atmospheric distortion of the signal if data was transmitted from the east to west coast solely via the airways ?   we would be still at the era of ham radios and telegram . there would be less pictures .   less pictures and more garbled messages . imagine how youtube videos would look with atmospheric distortion ; probably like the picture on old time tvs with rabbit ear antennas ?   youtube would be like a tv station , showing only clip to everyone at the same time . i think it would be less popular .   true . do you subscribe to any youtube channels or follow any youtube celebrities ?   i subscribe to some educational channels . but i do n't follow any celebrities , but i hear of them often .   i use to subscribe to certain hunting / fishing equipment youtube channels , but found temptation to buy the latest thing to be unproductive . i do like " how to " videos on youtube . given that youtube is accessible to anyone with a computer , being a star has nothing to do with how good your hollywood agent is and more with establishing a populist following .   it is more diverse but celebrities still have an advantage on youtube , being a search engine , popular results get more visibility .   agreed . it is a bit art / a bit science in figuring out how to get your videos promoted in the search results . or , hire an expert who will flood your videos with fictional views to promote its popularity . but established names also help . judge judy makes $ 123k per tv episode ; with that amount of draw , her youtube channel ca n't help but be a success .   do you think 123 000 $ per episode is too much for her ?   i do not watch her , so i can not judge . it is one of the few areas where free market economics still reigns . so , if they feel she 's worth it , then it 's not my place to judge . but that type of draw opens up other markets . for example , carol burnett was the first celeb on sesame street .   it was the 70s , she was the star at that time , it makes sense . i wonder if youtube will have a lasting impact on the star system or this youtubers thing is just a phase .   it is definitely here to stay if not expanding . in the early days , you needed a good freestanding camera to make a good video . today , most cell phones have a good enough camera to make a youtube videos . some high end phones can shoot videos almost indistinguishable from freestanding cameras . 
hello , how are you this evening ? do you like sports ?   i m great , and yeah i do like to watch sports , basketball , hockey , soccer and even swimming , what about you ? 
hello , how are you this evening ? do you like sports ?   i m great , and yeah i do like to watch sports , basketball , hockey , soccer and even swimming , what about you ? 
hello , how are you this evening ? do you like sports ?   i m great , and yeah i do like to watch sports , basketball , hockey , soccer and even swimming , what about you ? 
hello , how are you this evening ? do you like sports ?   i m great , and yeah i do like to watch sports , basketball , hockey , soccer and even swimming , what about you ? 
hello , how are you this evening ? do you like sports ?   i m great , and yeah i do like to watch sports , basketball , hockey , soccer and even swimming , what about you ? 
hello , how are you this evening ? do you like sports ?   i m great , and yeah i do like to watch sports , basketball , hockey , soccer and even swimming , what about you ? 
do you like fish ?   i do , tasty animals , do you ?   fish is practically a vegetable . they are the food that my food eats .   yeah except for fish like the black swallower fish , i hear that one likes to bite   i envy that fish 's ability to eat . that is a glorious spectacle . i would go to the buffet everyday .   buffet is my favorite kind of restaurant so yea , did you hear about that breed of jellyfish , the one that is immortal !   i did not . i wonder what it does all day with its unending life . must get kinda boring . who does it talk to ? what celebrities does it follow ?   i agree , must be a really boring life , still , interesting species might be worthwhile to study them 
do you like fish ?   i do , tasty animals , do you ?   fish is practically a vegetable . they are the food that my food eats .   yeah except for fish like the black swallower fish , i hear that one likes to bite   i envy that fish 's ability to eat . that is a glorious spectacle . i would go to the buffet everyday .   buffet is my favorite kind of restaurant so yea , did you hear about that breed of jellyfish , the one that is immortal !   i did not . i wonder what it does all day with its unending life . must get kinda boring . who does it talk to ? what celebrities does it follow ?   i agree , must be a really boring life , still , interesting species might be worthwhile to study them 
do you like fish ?   i do , tasty animals , do you ?   fish is practically a vegetable . they are the food that my food eats .   yeah except for fish like the black swallower fish , i hear that one likes to bite   i envy that fish 's ability to eat . that is a glorious spectacle . i would go to the buffet everyday .   buffet is my favorite kind of restaurant so yea , did you hear about that breed of jellyfish , the one that is immortal !   i did not . i wonder what it does all day with its unending life . must get kinda boring . who does it talk to ? what celebrities does it follow ?   i agree , must be a really boring life , still , interesting species might be worthwhile to study them 
do you like fish ?   i do , tasty animals , do you ?   fish is practically a vegetable . they are the food that my food eats .   yeah except for fish like the black swallower fish , i hear that one likes to bite   i envy that fish 's ability to eat . that is a glorious spectacle . i would go to the buffet everyday .   buffet is my favorite kind of restaurant so yea , did you hear about that breed of jellyfish , the one that is immortal !   i did not . i wonder what it does all day with its unending life . must get kinda boring . who does it talk to ? what celebrities does it follow ?   i agree , must be a really boring life , still , interesting species might be worthwhile to study them 
do you like fish ?   i do , tasty animals , do you ?   fish is practically a vegetable . they are the food that my food eats .   yeah except for fish like the black swallower fish , i hear that one likes to bite   i envy that fish 's ability to eat . that is a glorious spectacle . i would go to the buffet everyday .   buffet is my favorite kind of restaurant so yea , did you hear about that breed of jellyfish , the one that is immortal !   i did not . i wonder what it does all day with its unending life . must get kinda boring . who does it talk to ? what celebrities does it follow ?   i agree , must be a really boring life , still , interesting species might be worthwhile to study them 
do you like fish ?   i do , tasty animals , do you ?   fish is practically a vegetable . they are the food that my food eats .   yeah except for fish like the black swallower fish , i hear that one likes to bite   i envy that fish 's ability to eat . that is a glorious spectacle . i would go to the buffet everyday .   buffet is my favorite kind of restaurant so yea , did you hear about that breed of jellyfish , the one that is immortal !   i did not . i wonder what it does all day with its unending life . must get kinda boring . who does it talk to ? what celebrities does it follow ?   i agree , must be a really boring life , still , interesting species might be worthwhile to study them 
hi . i heard an interesting fact recently . did you know that the three richest presidents ever were washington , jefferson , and jfk ?   hello , they must have accomplished to people 's satisfactions .   i guess so . you know , in different countries a president has different roles and functions .   i bet they do . the first president was named president banana in zimbabwe . 
hi . i heard an interesting fact recently . did you know that the three richest presidents ever were washington , jefferson , and jfk ?   hello , they must have accomplished to people 's satisfactions .   i guess so . you know , in different countries a president has different roles and functions .   i bet they do . the first president was named president banana in zimbabwe . 
hi . i heard an interesting fact recently . did you know that the three richest presidents ever were washington , jefferson , and jfk ?   hello , they must have accomplished to people 's satisfactions .   i guess so . you know , in different countries a president has different roles and functions .   i bet they do . the first president was named president banana in zimbabwe . 
hi . i heard an interesting fact recently . did you know that the three richest presidents ever were washington , jefferson , and jfk ?   hello , they must have accomplished to people 's satisfactions .   i guess so . you know , in different countries a president has different roles and functions .   i bet they do . the first president was named president banana in zimbabwe . 
hi . i heard an interesting fact recently . did you know that the three richest presidents ever were washington , jefferson , and jfk ?   hello , they must have accomplished to people 's satisfactions .   i guess so . you know , in different countries a president has different roles and functions .   i bet they do . the first president was named president banana in zimbabwe . 
hi . i heard an interesting fact recently . did you know that the three richest presidents ever were washington , jefferson , and jfk ?   hello , they must have accomplished to people 's satisfactions .   i guess so . you know , in different countries a president has different roles and functions .   i bet they do . the first president was named president banana in zimbabwe . 
have you heard of doug harey ?   was n't he an umpire for the mlb ?   yes he just died at 87 years of age .   i guess he was a big deal , and he lived quite a while . he 'll be missed though   he must 've been an interesting character to earn the nick name ' god ' .   he was one of those umpires that knew what he was doing   yup , he earned his spot in the hall of fame after calling 4,673 games .   and five world series , which is a big leagues in the mlb . he was n't intimidated by anyone , it seems   he was around to see some of the first world series that first started in 1903 .   that 's incredible ! do you pay attention to baseball much ?   no i did when i was younger but lost interest . how bout you ?   every once in a while . it 's one of those sports i would rather play than watch . the japanese are such big fans of baseball that they would probably take the name " national pastime " from the americans if they could   yea they are usually surprised to find so many americans like it too .   enough that people used to collect baseball cards . one man found a collection in his grandfather 's attic that was worth three million dollars   that s a lot of money . are any managers cards worth anything ? they do wear the uniform after all . 
have you heard of doug harey ?   was n't he an umpire for the mlb ?   yes he just died at 87 years of age .   i guess he was a big deal , and he lived quite a while . he 'll be missed though   he must 've been an interesting character to earn the nick name ' god ' .   he was one of those umpires that knew what he was doing   yup , he earned his spot in the hall of fame after calling 4,673 games .   and five world series , which is a big leagues in the mlb . he was n't intimidated by anyone , it seems   he was around to see some of the first world series that first started in 1903 .   that 's incredible ! do you pay attention to baseball much ?   no i did when i was younger but lost interest . how bout you ?   every once in a while . it 's one of those sports i would rather play than watch . the japanese are such big fans of baseball that they would probably take the name " national pastime " from the americans if they could   yea they are usually surprised to find so many americans like it too .   enough that people used to collect baseball cards . one man found a collection in his grandfather 's attic that was worth three million dollars   that s a lot of money . are any managers cards worth anything ? they do wear the uniform after all . 
have you heard of doug harey ?   was n't he an umpire for the mlb ?   yes he just died at 87 years of age .   i guess he was a big deal , and he lived quite a while . he 'll be missed though   he must 've been an interesting character to earn the nick name ' god ' .   he was one of those umpires that knew what he was doing   yup , he earned his spot in the hall of fame after calling 4,673 games .   and five world series , which is a big leagues in the mlb . he was n't intimidated by anyone , it seems   he was around to see some of the first world series that first started in 1903 .   that 's incredible ! do you pay attention to baseball much ?   no i did when i was younger but lost interest . how bout you ?   every once in a while . it 's one of those sports i would rather play than watch . the japanese are such big fans of baseball that they would probably take the name " national pastime " from the americans if they could   yea they are usually surprised to find so many americans like it too .   enough that people used to collect baseball cards . one man found a collection in his grandfather 's attic that was worth three million dollars   that s a lot of money . are any managers cards worth anything ? they do wear the uniform after all . 
have you heard of doug harey ?   was n't he an umpire for the mlb ?   yes he just died at 87 years of age .   i guess he was a big deal , and he lived quite a while . he 'll be missed though   he must 've been an interesting character to earn the nick name ' god ' .   he was one of those umpires that knew what he was doing   yup , he earned his spot in the hall of fame after calling 4,673 games .   and five world series , which is a big leagues in the mlb . he was n't intimidated by anyone , it seems   he was around to see some of the first world series that first started in 1903 .   that 's incredible ! do you pay attention to baseball much ?   no i did when i was younger but lost interest . how bout you ?   every once in a while . it 's one of those sports i would rather play than watch . the japanese are such big fans of baseball that they would probably take the name " national pastime " from the americans if they could   yea they are usually surprised to find so many americans like it too .   enough that people used to collect baseball cards . one man found a collection in his grandfather 's attic that was worth three million dollars   that s a lot of money . are any managers cards worth anything ? they do wear the uniform after all . 
have you heard of doug harey ?   was n't he an umpire for the mlb ?   yes he just died at 87 years of age .   i guess he was a big deal , and he lived quite a while . he 'll be missed though   he must 've been an interesting character to earn the nick name ' god ' .   he was one of those umpires that knew what he was doing   yup , he earned his spot in the hall of fame after calling 4,673 games .   and five world series , which is a big leagues in the mlb . he was n't intimidated by anyone , it seems   he was around to see some of the first world series that first started in 1903 .   that 's incredible ! do you pay attention to baseball much ?   no i did when i was younger but lost interest . how bout you ?   every once in a while . it 's one of those sports i would rather play than watch . the japanese are such big fans of baseball that they would probably take the name " national pastime " from the americans if they could   yea they are usually surprised to find so many americans like it too .   enough that people used to collect baseball cards . one man found a collection in his grandfather 's attic that was worth three million dollars   that s a lot of money . are any managers cards worth anything ? they do wear the uniform after all . 
have you heard of doug harey ?   was n't he an umpire for the mlb ?   yes he just died at 87 years of age .   i guess he was a big deal , and he lived quite a while . he 'll be missed though   he must 've been an interesting character to earn the nick name ' god ' .   he was one of those umpires that knew what he was doing   yup , he earned his spot in the hall of fame after calling 4,673 games .   and five world series , which is a big leagues in the mlb . he was n't intimidated by anyone , it seems   he was around to see some of the first world series that first started in 1903 .   that 's incredible ! do you pay attention to baseball much ?   no i did when i was younger but lost interest . how bout you ?   every once in a while . it 's one of those sports i would rather play than watch . the japanese are such big fans of baseball that they would probably take the name " national pastime " from the americans if they could   yea they are usually surprised to find so many americans like it too .   enough that people used to collect baseball cards . one man found a collection in his grandfather 's attic that was worth three million dollars   that s a lot of money . are any managers cards worth anything ? they do wear the uniform after all . 
did you read about the 6 foot 10 inch tall tennis player ? 
did you read about the 6 foot 10 inch tall tennis player ? 
did you read about the 6 foot 10 inch tall tennis player ? 
did you read about the 6 foot 10 inch tall tennis player ? 
did you read about the 6 foot 10 inch tall tennis player ? 
did you read about the 6 foot 10 inch tall tennis player ? 
morning ! are you a comedy fan ?   morning ! yes , some of it . have you watched anything good recently ?   kung fu hustle . ever seen it ? it 's hilarious .   i have n't ! what is it about ? does it have bruce lee in it ?   no , it 's much more recent . steven chow directed it . bill murray loved it too . 
morning ! are you a comedy fan ?   morning ! yes , some of it . have you watched anything good recently ?   kung fu hustle . ever seen it ? it 's hilarious .   i have n't ! what is it about ? does it have bruce lee in it ?   no , it 's much more recent . steven chow directed it . bill murray loved it too . 
morning ! are you a comedy fan ?   morning ! yes , some of it . have you watched anything good recently ?   kung fu hustle . ever seen it ? it 's hilarious .   i have n't ! what is it about ? does it have bruce lee in it ?   no , it 's much more recent . steven chow directed it . bill murray loved it too . 
morning ! are you a comedy fan ?   morning ! yes , some of it . have you watched anything good recently ?   kung fu hustle . ever seen it ? it 's hilarious .   i have n't ! what is it about ? does it have bruce lee in it ?   no , it 's much more recent . steven chow directed it . bill murray loved it too . 
morning ! are you a comedy fan ?   morning ! yes , some of it . have you watched anything good recently ?   kung fu hustle . ever seen it ? it 's hilarious .   i have n't ! what is it about ? does it have bruce lee in it ?   no , it 's much more recent . steven chow directed it . bill murray loved it too . 
morning ! are you a comedy fan ?   morning ! yes , some of it . have you watched anything good recently ?   kung fu hustle . ever seen it ? it 's hilarious .   i have n't ! what is it about ? does it have bruce lee in it ?   no , it 's much more recent . steven chow directed it . bill murray loved it too . 
good morning - i love baseball and ca n't wait for spring training to start !   hello there ! i am the same , my team had one of the best seasons they have ever had so i 'm excited as well !   who 's your team ? my team , the diamondbacks had an epic collapse last season and are in a mini - rebuild this season ...   yeah the diamondbacks had a chance and then they did have a bad 2nd half of the season . i am a brewers fan and our gm made some amazing moves in the offseason and it paid off big .   nice ! ( except for ryan braun ) i like the brewers and was pulling for them against the dodgers ( who i hate more than braun ) !   yeah i was so disappointed with the whole braun thing , i was like just admit you messed up , and get on with it . the lying and blaming others is just the worst ! thanks though , game 7 just sucked ! i do like the dbacks though , craig counsel your old hero ! !   yep - craig is the man , glad he 's having success with the brewers . even your bench coach ( murphy ) has arizona ties ( asu ) . i really like your corner infielders shaw / aguilar 
good morning - i love baseball and ca n't wait for spring training to start !   hello there ! i am the same , my team had one of the best seasons they have ever had so i 'm excited as well !   who 's your team ? my team , the diamondbacks had an epic collapse last season and are in a mini - rebuild this season ...   yeah the diamondbacks had a chance and then they did have a bad 2nd half of the season . i am a brewers fan and our gm made some amazing moves in the offseason and it paid off big .   nice ! ( except for ryan braun ) i like the brewers and was pulling for them against the dodgers ( who i hate more than braun ) !   yeah i was so disappointed with the whole braun thing , i was like just admit you messed up , and get on with it . the lying and blaming others is just the worst ! thanks though , game 7 just sucked ! i do like the dbacks though , craig counsel your old hero ! !   yep - craig is the man , glad he 's having success with the brewers . even your bench coach ( murphy ) has arizona ties ( asu ) . i really like your corner infielders shaw / aguilar 
good morning - i love baseball and ca n't wait for spring training to start !   hello there ! i am the same , my team had one of the best seasons they have ever had so i 'm excited as well !   who 's your team ? my team , the diamondbacks had an epic collapse last season and are in a mini - rebuild this season ...   yeah the diamondbacks had a chance and then they did have a bad 2nd half of the season . i am a brewers fan and our gm made some amazing moves in the offseason and it paid off big .   nice ! ( except for ryan braun ) i like the brewers and was pulling for them against the dodgers ( who i hate more than braun ) !   yeah i was so disappointed with the whole braun thing , i was like just admit you messed up , and get on with it . the lying and blaming others is just the worst ! thanks though , game 7 just sucked ! i do like the dbacks though , craig counsel your old hero ! !   yep - craig is the man , glad he 's having success with the brewers . even your bench coach ( murphy ) has arizona ties ( asu ) . i really like your corner infielders shaw / aguilar 
good morning - i love baseball and ca n't wait for spring training to start !   hello there ! i am the same , my team had one of the best seasons they have ever had so i 'm excited as well !   who 's your team ? my team , the diamondbacks had an epic collapse last season and are in a mini - rebuild this season ...   yeah the diamondbacks had a chance and then they did have a bad 2nd half of the season . i am a brewers fan and our gm made some amazing moves in the offseason and it paid off big .   nice ! ( except for ryan braun ) i like the brewers and was pulling for them against the dodgers ( who i hate more than braun ) !   yeah i was so disappointed with the whole braun thing , i was like just admit you messed up , and get on with it . the lying and blaming others is just the worst ! thanks though , game 7 just sucked ! i do like the dbacks though , craig counsel your old hero ! !   yep - craig is the man , glad he 's having success with the brewers . even your bench coach ( murphy ) has arizona ties ( asu ) . i really like your corner infielders shaw / aguilar 
good morning - i love baseball and ca n't wait for spring training to start !   hello there ! i am the same , my team had one of the best seasons they have ever had so i 'm excited as well !   who 's your team ? my team , the diamondbacks had an epic collapse last season and are in a mini - rebuild this season ...   yeah the diamondbacks had a chance and then they did have a bad 2nd half of the season . i am a brewers fan and our gm made some amazing moves in the offseason and it paid off big .   nice ! ( except for ryan braun ) i like the brewers and was pulling for them against the dodgers ( who i hate more than braun ) !   yeah i was so disappointed with the whole braun thing , i was like just admit you messed up , and get on with it . the lying and blaming others is just the worst ! thanks though , game 7 just sucked ! i do like the dbacks though , craig counsel your old hero ! !   yep - craig is the man , glad he 's having success with the brewers . even your bench coach ( murphy ) has arizona ties ( asu ) . i really like your corner infielders shaw / aguilar 
good morning - i love baseball and ca n't wait for spring training to start !   hello there ! i am the same , my team had one of the best seasons they have ever had so i 'm excited as well !   who 's your team ? my team , the diamondbacks had an epic collapse last season and are in a mini - rebuild this season ...   yeah the diamondbacks had a chance and then they did have a bad 2nd half of the season . i am a brewers fan and our gm made some amazing moves in the offseason and it paid off big .   nice ! ( except for ryan braun ) i like the brewers and was pulling for them against the dodgers ( who i hate more than braun ) !   yeah i was so disappointed with the whole braun thing , i was like just admit you messed up , and get on with it . the lying and blaming others is just the worst ! thanks though , game 7 just sucked ! i do like the dbacks though , craig counsel your old hero ! !   yep - craig is the man , glad he 's having success with the brewers . even your bench coach ( murphy ) has arizona ties ( asu ) . i really like your corner infielders shaw / aguilar 
hello , how are you today ? do you like to go to concerts ?   not as much as i used to but i do .   yeah , same here ! creed gave a concert so bad there were lawsuits against the band .   ha ha . i hate to see bad things happen to people but as someone who is not a creed fan i find that hilarious .   i do n't know much about that band . the sound in the ancient roman amphitheater must be good for pink floyd to record in it without an audience .   i wonder why they did that . it would be such a beautiful place to be an audience member .   yes , i like the live albums.the ancient roman amphitheatre still has concerts .   oh wow . are you familiar with lou reed ?   yes , i am . i have heard a few of his songs .   in 2010 he and his wife held a high frequency concert for dogs . what an odd thing to do .   oh wow ! really , did the dogs like it ? was it recorded ?   i have no idea . i 'm sure that someone has video of it . do you enjoy the music of the foo fighters   oh yes , i love them . i love the video of all the drummers and other instruments playing at the same time . people came from all over the world to be in that .   they are pretty amazing . they performed a concert so loud that it showed up on new zealand 's seismic monitors ! 
hello , how are you today ? do you like to go to concerts ?   not as much as i used to but i do .   yeah , same here ! creed gave a concert so bad there were lawsuits against the band .   ha ha . i hate to see bad things happen to people but as someone who is not a creed fan i find that hilarious .   i do n't know much about that band . the sound in the ancient roman amphitheater must be good for pink floyd to record in it without an audience .   i wonder why they did that . it would be such a beautiful place to be an audience member .   yes , i like the live albums.the ancient roman amphitheatre still has concerts .   oh wow . are you familiar with lou reed ?   yes , i am . i have heard a few of his songs .   in 2010 he and his wife held a high frequency concert for dogs . what an odd thing to do .   oh wow ! really , did the dogs like it ? was it recorded ?   i have no idea . i 'm sure that someone has video of it . do you enjoy the music of the foo fighters   oh yes , i love them . i love the video of all the drummers and other instruments playing at the same time . people came from all over the world to be in that .   they are pretty amazing . they performed a concert so loud that it showed up on new zealand 's seismic monitors ! 
hello , how are you today ? do you like to go to concerts ?   not as much as i used to but i do .   yeah , same here ! creed gave a concert so bad there were lawsuits against the band .   ha ha . i hate to see bad things happen to people but as someone who is not a creed fan i find that hilarious .   i do n't know much about that band . the sound in the ancient roman amphitheater must be good for pink floyd to record in it without an audience .   i wonder why they did that . it would be such a beautiful place to be an audience member .   yes , i like the live albums.the ancient roman amphitheatre still has concerts .   oh wow . are you familiar with lou reed ?   yes , i am . i have heard a few of his songs .   in 2010 he and his wife held a high frequency concert for dogs . what an odd thing to do .   oh wow ! really , did the dogs like it ? was it recorded ?   i have no idea . i 'm sure that someone has video of it . do you enjoy the music of the foo fighters   oh yes , i love them . i love the video of all the drummers and other instruments playing at the same time . people came from all over the world to be in that .   they are pretty amazing . they performed a concert so loud that it showed up on new zealand 's seismic monitors ! 
hello , how are you today ? do you like to go to concerts ?   not as much as i used to but i do .   yeah , same here ! creed gave a concert so bad there were lawsuits against the band .   ha ha . i hate to see bad things happen to people but as someone who is not a creed fan i find that hilarious .   i do n't know much about that band . the sound in the ancient roman amphitheater must be good for pink floyd to record in it without an audience .   i wonder why they did that . it would be such a beautiful place to be an audience member .   yes , i like the live albums.the ancient roman amphitheatre still has concerts .   oh wow . are you familiar with lou reed ?   yes , i am . i have heard a few of his songs .   in 2010 he and his wife held a high frequency concert for dogs . what an odd thing to do .   oh wow ! really , did the dogs like it ? was it recorded ?   i have no idea . i 'm sure that someone has video of it . do you enjoy the music of the foo fighters   oh yes , i love them . i love the video of all the drummers and other instruments playing at the same time . people came from all over the world to be in that .   they are pretty amazing . they performed a concert so loud that it showed up on new zealand 's seismic monitors ! 
hello , how are you today ? do you like to go to concerts ?   not as much as i used to but i do .   yeah , same here ! creed gave a concert so bad there were lawsuits against the band .   ha ha . i hate to see bad things happen to people but as someone who is not a creed fan i find that hilarious .   i do n't know much about that band . the sound in the ancient roman amphitheater must be good for pink floyd to record in it without an audience .   i wonder why they did that . it would be such a beautiful place to be an audience member .   yes , i like the live albums.the ancient roman amphitheatre still has concerts .   oh wow . are you familiar with lou reed ?   yes , i am . i have heard a few of his songs .   in 2010 he and his wife held a high frequency concert for dogs . what an odd thing to do .   oh wow ! really , did the dogs like it ? was it recorded ?   i have no idea . i 'm sure that someone has video of it . do you enjoy the music of the foo fighters   oh yes , i love them . i love the video of all the drummers and other instruments playing at the same time . people came from all over the world to be in that .   they are pretty amazing . they performed a concert so loud that it showed up on new zealand 's seismic monitors ! 
hello , how are you today ? do you like to go to concerts ?   not as much as i used to but i do .   yeah , same here ! creed gave a concert so bad there were lawsuits against the band .   ha ha . i hate to see bad things happen to people but as someone who is not a creed fan i find that hilarious .   i do n't know much about that band . the sound in the ancient roman amphitheater must be good for pink floyd to record in it without an audience .   i wonder why they did that . it would be such a beautiful place to be an audience member .   yes , i like the live albums.the ancient roman amphitheatre still has concerts .   oh wow . are you familiar with lou reed ?   yes , i am . i have heard a few of his songs .   in 2010 he and his wife held a high frequency concert for dogs . what an odd thing to do .   oh wow ! really , did the dogs like it ? was it recorded ?   i have no idea . i 'm sure that someone has video of it . do you enjoy the music of the foo fighters   oh yes , i love them . i love the video of all the drummers and other instruments playing at the same time . people came from all over the world to be in that .   they are pretty amazing . they performed a concert so loud that it showed up on new zealand 's seismic monitors ! 
have you heard that people draft contestants for fantasy spelling bee ? pretty amazing to me .   i 'm not even sure how they would even know that . are n't all the contestants children ?   yes . i guess they see how well they won the regional contests .   i mean , i guess fantasy are for the hardcore fans . have you ever seen the lord of the rings ?   yes . of course that is fantasy of a different type .   the third movie was the only fantasy film to win an academy award for " best picture "   i did not remember that . back to competitive fantasy . there is also a game where people draft congress people and score on how many bills they successfully vote for . that seems so boring !   i 'm sure political science students would find enjoyment in that . it could be a great teaching tool !   yes . but one would really have to dig deeply to keep score . most news is about when congress can not agree . there is a fold in the brain that is the only thing that allows us to tell the difference between fantasy and reality .   that 's an important fold ! i wonder how well students tell the difference if they 're enrolled in the university that has science fiction courses   if i lost the fold , i would probably die jumping off a roof being sure i could fly . otherwise , my " reality " would be pretty good since i do n't dream or day dream bad things . those students would probably encounter some monsters .   there 's even a concentration in tolkien studies . that would be interesting   it sure would . in fantasy football one of the most important selections is qb since the qb touches the ball on most every play .   i 've never played fantasy football , but i wonder if kellan moore is a good contender in that since he 's a lefty   there is talent and luck in fantasy football . i am sure that moore has had some good games and some poor ones . alex smith took so many ap tests in high school that entered college as a junior .   he 's pretty smart . it would take a lot of ap courses to knock out the first two years of college like that   it sure would . of course , qbs need to be somewhat smart . baker mayfield who won the heisman at oklahoma university almost quite football to go into competitive gaming . he could beat the entire team in halo 3 . 
have you heard that people draft contestants for fantasy spelling bee ? pretty amazing to me .   i 'm not even sure how they would even know that . are n't all the contestants children ?   yes . i guess they see how well they won the regional contests .   i mean , i guess fantasy are for the hardcore fans . have you ever seen the lord of the rings ?   yes . of course that is fantasy of a different type .   the third movie was the only fantasy film to win an academy award for " best picture "   i did not remember that . back to competitive fantasy . there is also a game where people draft congress people and score on how many bills they successfully vote for . that seems so boring !   i 'm sure political science students would find enjoyment in that . it could be a great teaching tool !   yes . but one would really have to dig deeply to keep score . most news is about when congress can not agree . there is a fold in the brain that is the only thing that allows us to tell the difference between fantasy and reality .   that 's an important fold ! i wonder how well students tell the difference if they 're enrolled in the university that has science fiction courses   if i lost the fold , i would probably die jumping off a roof being sure i could fly . otherwise , my " reality " would be pretty good since i do n't dream or day dream bad things . those students would probably encounter some monsters .   there 's even a concentration in tolkien studies . that would be interesting   it sure would . in fantasy football one of the most important selections is qb since the qb touches the ball on most every play .   i 've never played fantasy football , but i wonder if kellan moore is a good contender in that since he 's a lefty   there is talent and luck in fantasy football . i am sure that moore has had some good games and some poor ones . alex smith took so many ap tests in high school that entered college as a junior .   he 's pretty smart . it would take a lot of ap courses to knock out the first two years of college like that   it sure would . of course , qbs need to be somewhat smart . baker mayfield who won the heisman at oklahoma university almost quite football to go into competitive gaming . he could beat the entire team in halo 3 . 
have you heard that people draft contestants for fantasy spelling bee ? pretty amazing to me .   i 'm not even sure how they would even know that . are n't all the contestants children ?   yes . i guess they see how well they won the regional contests .   i mean , i guess fantasy are for the hardcore fans . have you ever seen the lord of the rings ?   yes . of course that is fantasy of a different type .   the third movie was the only fantasy film to win an academy award for " best picture "   i did not remember that . back to competitive fantasy . there is also a game where people draft congress people and score on how many bills they successfully vote for . that seems so boring !   i 'm sure political science students would find enjoyment in that . it could be a great teaching tool !   yes . but one would really have to dig deeply to keep score . most news is about when congress can not agree . there is a fold in the brain that is the only thing that allows us to tell the difference between fantasy and reality .   that 's an important fold ! i wonder how well students tell the difference if they 're enrolled in the university that has science fiction courses   if i lost the fold , i would probably die jumping off a roof being sure i could fly . otherwise , my " reality " would be pretty good since i do n't dream or day dream bad things . those students would probably encounter some monsters .   there 's even a concentration in tolkien studies . that would be interesting   it sure would . in fantasy football one of the most important selections is qb since the qb touches the ball on most every play .   i 've never played fantasy football , but i wonder if kellan moore is a good contender in that since he 's a lefty   there is talent and luck in fantasy football . i am sure that moore has had some good games and some poor ones . alex smith took so many ap tests in high school that entered college as a junior .   he 's pretty smart . it would take a lot of ap courses to knock out the first two years of college like that   it sure would . of course , qbs need to be somewhat smart . baker mayfield who won the heisman at oklahoma university almost quite football to go into competitive gaming . he could beat the entire team in halo 3 . 
have you heard that people draft contestants for fantasy spelling bee ? pretty amazing to me .   i 'm not even sure how they would even know that . are n't all the contestants children ?   yes . i guess they see how well they won the regional contests .   i mean , i guess fantasy are for the hardcore fans . have you ever seen the lord of the rings ?   yes . of course that is fantasy of a different type .   the third movie was the only fantasy film to win an academy award for " best picture "   i did not remember that . back to competitive fantasy . there is also a game where people draft congress people and score on how many bills they successfully vote for . that seems so boring !   i 'm sure political science students would find enjoyment in that . it could be a great teaching tool !   yes . but one would really have to dig deeply to keep score . most news is about when congress can not agree . there is a fold in the brain that is the only thing that allows us to tell the difference between fantasy and reality .   that 's an important fold ! i wonder how well students tell the difference if they 're enrolled in the university that has science fiction courses   if i lost the fold , i would probably die jumping off a roof being sure i could fly . otherwise , my " reality " would be pretty good since i do n't dream or day dream bad things . those students would probably encounter some monsters .   there 's even a concentration in tolkien studies . that would be interesting   it sure would . in fantasy football one of the most important selections is qb since the qb touches the ball on most every play .   i 've never played fantasy football , but i wonder if kellan moore is a good contender in that since he 's a lefty   there is talent and luck in fantasy football . i am sure that moore has had some good games and some poor ones . alex smith took so many ap tests in high school that entered college as a junior .   he 's pretty smart . it would take a lot of ap courses to knock out the first two years of college like that   it sure would . of course , qbs need to be somewhat smart . baker mayfield who won the heisman at oklahoma university almost quite football to go into competitive gaming . he could beat the entire team in halo 3 . 
have you heard that people draft contestants for fantasy spelling bee ? pretty amazing to me .   i 'm not even sure how they would even know that . are n't all the contestants children ?   yes . i guess they see how well they won the regional contests .   i mean , i guess fantasy are for the hardcore fans . have you ever seen the lord of the rings ?   yes . of course that is fantasy of a different type .   the third movie was the only fantasy film to win an academy award for " best picture "   i did not remember that . back to competitive fantasy . there is also a game where people draft congress people and score on how many bills they successfully vote for . that seems so boring !   i 'm sure political science students would find enjoyment in that . it could be a great teaching tool !   yes . but one would really have to dig deeply to keep score . most news is about when congress can not agree . there is a fold in the brain that is the only thing that allows us to tell the difference between fantasy and reality .   that 's an important fold ! i wonder how well students tell the difference if they 're enrolled in the university that has science fiction courses   if i lost the fold , i would probably die jumping off a roof being sure i could fly . otherwise , my " reality " would be pretty good since i do n't dream or day dream bad things . those students would probably encounter some monsters .   there 's even a concentration in tolkien studies . that would be interesting   it sure would . in fantasy football one of the most important selections is qb since the qb touches the ball on most every play .   i 've never played fantasy football , but i wonder if kellan moore is a good contender in that since he 's a lefty   there is talent and luck in fantasy football . i am sure that moore has had some good games and some poor ones . alex smith took so many ap tests in high school that entered college as a junior .   he 's pretty smart . it would take a lot of ap courses to knock out the first two years of college like that   it sure would . of course , qbs need to be somewhat smart . baker mayfield who won the heisman at oklahoma university almost quite football to go into competitive gaming . he could beat the entire team in halo 3 . 
have you heard that people draft contestants for fantasy spelling bee ? pretty amazing to me .   i 'm not even sure how they would even know that . are n't all the contestants children ?   yes . i guess they see how well they won the regional contests .   i mean , i guess fantasy are for the hardcore fans . have you ever seen the lord of the rings ?   yes . of course that is fantasy of a different type .   the third movie was the only fantasy film to win an academy award for " best picture "   i did not remember that . back to competitive fantasy . there is also a game where people draft congress people and score on how many bills they successfully vote for . that seems so boring !   i 'm sure political science students would find enjoyment in that . it could be a great teaching tool !   yes . but one would really have to dig deeply to keep score . most news is about when congress can not agree . there is a fold in the brain that is the only thing that allows us to tell the difference between fantasy and reality .   that 's an important fold ! i wonder how well students tell the difference if they 're enrolled in the university that has science fiction courses   if i lost the fold , i would probably die jumping off a roof being sure i could fly . otherwise , my " reality " would be pretty good since i do n't dream or day dream bad things . those students would probably encounter some monsters .   there 's even a concentration in tolkien studies . that would be interesting   it sure would . in fantasy football one of the most important selections is qb since the qb touches the ball on most every play .   i 've never played fantasy football , but i wonder if kellan moore is a good contender in that since he 's a lefty   there is talent and luck in fantasy football . i am sure that moore has had some good games and some poor ones . alex smith took so many ap tests in high school that entered college as a junior .   he 's pretty smart . it would take a lot of ap courses to knock out the first two years of college like that   it sure would . of course , qbs need to be somewhat smart . baker mayfield who won the heisman at oklahoma university almost quite football to go into competitive gaming . he could beat the entire team in halo 3 . 
hi , how are you today ? staying warm ?   trying just watching some netflix .. kyle kinane is hilarious .. one of my favorite comedies .   he is funny i know ! lol 
hi , how are you today ? staying warm ?   trying just watching some netflix .. kyle kinane is hilarious .. one of my favorite comedies .   he is funny i know ! lol 
hi , how are you today ? staying warm ?   trying just watching some netflix .. kyle kinane is hilarious .. one of my favorite comedies .   he is funny i know ! lol 
hi , how are you today ? staying warm ?   trying just watching some netflix .. kyle kinane is hilarious .. one of my favorite comedies .   he is funny i know ! lol 
hi , how are you today ? staying warm ?   trying just watching some netflix .. kyle kinane is hilarious .. one of my favorite comedies .   he is funny i know ! lol 
hi , how are you today ? staying warm ?   trying just watching some netflix .. kyle kinane is hilarious .. one of my favorite comedies .   he is funny i know ! lol 
hello , do you know much about the box office ?   hi , film generates revenue through several medium like television broadcasts right and advertisement . box office is the primary metric for trade .   yep . did you know tom hanks is the highest all - time box office star ?   yes , avatar is the world wide proclaimed as highest grossing film over 2 billion .   i love avatar . it was such a great movie . i heard they are making a second one .   animated film are contribute biggest in box office collection . mostly kids liked movie have very high box office .   yes for sure . disney once considered shutting down their animation studio because sleeping beauty was a flop at the box office .   the projection and analysis of these earnings is very important for the movie industries and knowing the interest of the fans . so only they are promoting the films in various way . 
hello , do you know much about the box office ?   hi , film generates revenue through several medium like television broadcasts right and advertisement . box office is the primary metric for trade .   yep . did you know tom hanks is the highest all - time box office star ?   yes , avatar is the world wide proclaimed as highest grossing film over 2 billion .   i love avatar . it was such a great movie . i heard they are making a second one .   animated film are contribute biggest in box office collection . mostly kids liked movie have very high box office .   yes for sure . disney once considered shutting down their animation studio because sleeping beauty was a flop at the box office .   the projection and analysis of these earnings is very important for the movie industries and knowing the interest of the fans . so only they are promoting the films in various way . 
hello , do you know much about the box office ?   hi , film generates revenue through several medium like television broadcasts right and advertisement . box office is the primary metric for trade .   yep . did you know tom hanks is the highest all - time box office star ?   yes , avatar is the world wide proclaimed as highest grossing film over 2 billion .   i love avatar . it was such a great movie . i heard they are making a second one .   animated film are contribute biggest in box office collection . mostly kids liked movie have very high box office .   yes for sure . disney once considered shutting down their animation studio because sleeping beauty was a flop at the box office .   the projection and analysis of these earnings is very important for the movie industries and knowing the interest of the fans . so only they are promoting the films in various way . 
hello , do you know much about the box office ?   hi , film generates revenue through several medium like television broadcasts right and advertisement . box office is the primary metric for trade .   yep . did you know tom hanks is the highest all - time box office star ?   yes , avatar is the world wide proclaimed as highest grossing film over 2 billion .   i love avatar . it was such a great movie . i heard they are making a second one .   animated film are contribute biggest in box office collection . mostly kids liked movie have very high box office .   yes for sure . disney once considered shutting down their animation studio because sleeping beauty was a flop at the box office .   the projection and analysis of these earnings is very important for the movie industries and knowing the interest of the fans . so only they are promoting the films in various way . 
hello , do you know much about the box office ?   hi , film generates revenue through several medium like television broadcasts right and advertisement . box office is the primary metric for trade .   yep . did you know tom hanks is the highest all - time box office star ?   yes , avatar is the world wide proclaimed as highest grossing film over 2 billion .   i love avatar . it was such a great movie . i heard they are making a second one .   animated film are contribute biggest in box office collection . mostly kids liked movie have very high box office .   yes for sure . disney once considered shutting down their animation studio because sleeping beauty was a flop at the box office .   the projection and analysis of these earnings is very important for the movie industries and knowing the interest of the fans . so only they are promoting the films in various way . 
hello , do you know much about the box office ?   hi , film generates revenue through several medium like television broadcasts right and advertisement . box office is the primary metric for trade .   yep . did you know tom hanks is the highest all - time box office star ?   yes , avatar is the world wide proclaimed as highest grossing film over 2 billion .   i love avatar . it was such a great movie . i heard they are making a second one .   animated film are contribute biggest in box office collection . mostly kids liked movie have very high box office .   yes for sure . disney once considered shutting down their animation studio because sleeping beauty was a flop at the box office .   the projection and analysis of these earnings is very important for the movie industries and knowing the interest of the fans . so only they are promoting the films in various way . 
hi do you watch espn ?   hi . yes i do sometimes . they cover some nba games .   yes , i am a huge bucks fan . did you see what nick friedell said about the bucks and jabari parker >   no i did n't . what did he say ?   that they should n't consider signing him . i agree .   what made him such a bad player last year ?   he did n't do much for the team and was overpaid .   has he been injured ? i think they are all over paid personally . i mean they make millions of dollars .   for sure , he had to acl injuries so he is definitely injury prone . you know who is better , reggie miller !   i 'm not familiar with him . does he play for the bucks too ? 
hi do you watch espn ?   hi . yes i do sometimes . they cover some nba games .   yes , i am a huge bucks fan . did you see what nick friedell said about the bucks and jabari parker >   no i did n't . what did he say ?   that they should n't consider signing him . i agree .   what made him such a bad player last year ?   he did n't do much for the team and was overpaid .   has he been injured ? i think they are all over paid personally . i mean they make millions of dollars .   for sure , he had to acl injuries so he is definitely injury prone . you know who is better , reggie miller !   i 'm not familiar with him . does he play for the bucks too ? 
hi do you watch espn ?   hi . yes i do sometimes . they cover some nba games .   yes , i am a huge bucks fan . did you see what nick friedell said about the bucks and jabari parker >   no i did n't . what did he say ?   that they should n't consider signing him . i agree .   what made him such a bad player last year ?   he did n't do much for the team and was overpaid .   has he been injured ? i think they are all over paid personally . i mean they make millions of dollars .   for sure , he had to acl injuries so he is definitely injury prone . you know who is better , reggie miller !   i 'm not familiar with him . does he play for the bucks too ? 
hi do you watch espn ?   hi . yes i do sometimes . they cover some nba games .   yes , i am a huge bucks fan . did you see what nick friedell said about the bucks and jabari parker >   no i did n't . what did he say ?   that they should n't consider signing him . i agree .   what made him such a bad player last year ?   he did n't do much for the team and was overpaid .   has he been injured ? i think they are all over paid personally . i mean they make millions of dollars .   for sure , he had to acl injuries so he is definitely injury prone . you know who is better , reggie miller !   i 'm not familiar with him . does he play for the bucks too ? 
hi do you watch espn ?   hi . yes i do sometimes . they cover some nba games .   yes , i am a huge bucks fan . did you see what nick friedell said about the bucks and jabari parker >   no i did n't . what did he say ?   that they should n't consider signing him . i agree .   what made him such a bad player last year ?   he did n't do much for the team and was overpaid .   has he been injured ? i think they are all over paid personally . i mean they make millions of dollars .   for sure , he had to acl injuries so he is definitely injury prone . you know who is better , reggie miller !   i 'm not familiar with him . does he play for the bucks too ? 
hi do you watch espn ?   hi . yes i do sometimes . they cover some nba games .   yes , i am a huge bucks fan . did you see what nick friedell said about the bucks and jabari parker >   no i did n't . what did he say ?   that they should n't consider signing him . i agree .   what made him such a bad player last year ?   he did n't do much for the team and was overpaid .   has he been injured ? i think they are all over paid personally . i mean they make millions of dollars .   for sure , he had to acl injuries so he is definitely injury prone . you know who is better , reggie miller !   i 'm not familiar with him . does he play for the bucks too ? 
hello did you know that 80 percent of the earths natural forests have already been destroyed ?   i heard it but i 'm skeptical . that sounds far too high and what 's the definition of " natural .   not sure in this case . when the earth was formed the days were only 5.5 hours long !   that was 5.5 hours of sunlit hell in magma and lava . bummer , they are saying we will be out of helium by the end of the century . 
hello did you know that 80 percent of the earths natural forests have already been destroyed ?   i heard it but i 'm skeptical . that sounds far too high and what 's the definition of " natural .   not sure in this case . when the earth was formed the days were only 5.5 hours long !   that was 5.5 hours of sunlit hell in magma and lava . bummer , they are saying we will be out of helium by the end of the century . 
hello did you know that 80 percent of the earths natural forests have already been destroyed ?   i heard it but i 'm skeptical . that sounds far too high and what 's the definition of " natural .   not sure in this case . when the earth was formed the days were only 5.5 hours long !   that was 5.5 hours of sunlit hell in magma and lava . bummer , they are saying we will be out of helium by the end of the century . 
hello did you know that 80 percent of the earths natural forests have already been destroyed ?   i heard it but i 'm skeptical . that sounds far too high and what 's the definition of " natural .   not sure in this case . when the earth was formed the days were only 5.5 hours long !   that was 5.5 hours of sunlit hell in magma and lava . bummer , they are saying we will be out of helium by the end of the century . 
hello did you know that 80 percent of the earths natural forests have already been destroyed ?   i heard it but i 'm skeptical . that sounds far too high and what 's the definition of " natural .   not sure in this case . when the earth was formed the days were only 5.5 hours long !   that was 5.5 hours of sunlit hell in magma and lava . bummer , they are saying we will be out of helium by the end of the century . 
hello did you know that 80 percent of the earths natural forests have already been destroyed ?   i heard it but i 'm skeptical . that sounds far too high and what 's the definition of " natural .   not sure in this case . when the earth was formed the days were only 5.5 hours long !   that was 5.5 hours of sunlit hell in magma and lava . bummer , they are saying we will be out of helium by the end of the century . 
do you like watching the n.b.a . ?   i do like to watch , my favorite team actually has the best record in the league right now , how about you ?   so you 're a bucks fan ? how about giannis antetokounmpo ! he 's such a great player !   good call ! i have always been , watched all 82 games when we won only 15 of them a few years back ! yeah giannis has been a gamechanger for our whole organization . do you have a favorite team ?   i 'm a memphis grizzlies fan , but enjoy watching a good game no matter who 's playing . i really like watching stephen curry and lebron james . did you know that they both were born in akron , ohio ?   no , i did n't know that about them , interesting . and the grizz , curious to see how you will be in a few seasons , was surprised to see gasol leave .   yeah , it 's hard to replace someone like him . i do like the pickup they made with noah . hopefully they 'll continue building up .   yeah and jonas is a monster and a workhorse as well .   did you know that air jordan 's were banned upon introduction by the nba ? however , jordan were them anyways , as nike was willing to pay the fine each game .   yeah i think i have read that . nike got the best marketing they ever could so i 'm sure they were happy to pay !   i bet they were too . shoe companies have a way spending money on their investments . allen iverson signed a lifetime deal with reebok in 2001 . he 'll get $ 800,000 a year until he 's 55 .   i bet they are wishing they could take that back . i think that they thought they were signing the next jordan .   he did make a lot for reebok , but they still did n't sell as well as jordans .   no , and not for the length of time that jordan has , and probably will continue to be .   lebron is about jordan 's only shoe competitor . did you hear that he has signed a deal with warner bros for a new " space jam " sequel ?   no , i did n't see that . i wonder when it will be released ?   i 'm not really sure . maybe it will be as good as the original . lebron has a good character about him though . he raised $ 6 million for charity by televising " the decision . "   he is a really good person , i know he has donated a ton of money back to ohio . 
do you like watching the n.b.a . ?   i do like to watch , my favorite team actually has the best record in the league right now , how about you ?   so you 're a bucks fan ? how about giannis antetokounmpo ! he 's such a great player !   good call ! i have always been , watched all 82 games when we won only 15 of them a few years back ! yeah giannis has been a gamechanger for our whole organization . do you have a favorite team ?   i 'm a memphis grizzlies fan , but enjoy watching a good game no matter who 's playing . i really like watching stephen curry and lebron james . did you know that they both were born in akron , ohio ?   no , i did n't know that about them , interesting . and the grizz , curious to see how you will be in a few seasons , was surprised to see gasol leave .   yeah , it 's hard to replace someone like him . i do like the pickup they made with noah . hopefully they 'll continue building up .   yeah and jonas is a monster and a workhorse as well .   did you know that air jordan 's were banned upon introduction by the nba ? however , jordan were them anyways , as nike was willing to pay the fine each game .   yeah i think i have read that . nike got the best marketing they ever could so i 'm sure they were happy to pay !   i bet they were too . shoe companies have a way spending money on their investments . allen iverson signed a lifetime deal with reebok in 2001 . he 'll get $ 800,000 a year until he 's 55 .   i bet they are wishing they could take that back . i think that they thought they were signing the next jordan .   he did make a lot for reebok , but they still did n't sell as well as jordans .   no , and not for the length of time that jordan has , and probably will continue to be .   lebron is about jordan 's only shoe competitor . did you hear that he has signed a deal with warner bros for a new " space jam " sequel ?   no , i did n't see that . i wonder when it will be released ?   i 'm not really sure . maybe it will be as good as the original . lebron has a good character about him though . he raised $ 6 million for charity by televising " the decision . "   he is a really good person , i know he has donated a ton of money back to ohio . 
do you like watching the n.b.a . ?   i do like to watch , my favorite team actually has the best record in the league right now , how about you ?   so you 're a bucks fan ? how about giannis antetokounmpo ! he 's such a great player !   good call ! i have always been , watched all 82 games when we won only 15 of them a few years back ! yeah giannis has been a gamechanger for our whole organization . do you have a favorite team ?   i 'm a memphis grizzlies fan , but enjoy watching a good game no matter who 's playing . i really like watching stephen curry and lebron james . did you know that they both were born in akron , ohio ?   no , i did n't know that about them , interesting . and the grizz , curious to see how you will be in a few seasons , was surprised to see gasol leave .   yeah , it 's hard to replace someone like him . i do like the pickup they made with noah . hopefully they 'll continue building up .   yeah and jonas is a monster and a workhorse as well .   did you know that air jordan 's were banned upon introduction by the nba ? however , jordan were them anyways , as nike was willing to pay the fine each game .   yeah i think i have read that . nike got the best marketing they ever could so i 'm sure they were happy to pay !   i bet they were too . shoe companies have a way spending money on their investments . allen iverson signed a lifetime deal with reebok in 2001 . he 'll get $ 800,000 a year until he 's 55 .   i bet they are wishing they could take that back . i think that they thought they were signing the next jordan .   he did make a lot for reebok , but they still did n't sell as well as jordans .   no , and not for the length of time that jordan has , and probably will continue to be .   lebron is about jordan 's only shoe competitor . did you hear that he has signed a deal with warner bros for a new " space jam " sequel ?   no , i did n't see that . i wonder when it will be released ?   i 'm not really sure . maybe it will be as good as the original . lebron has a good character about him though . he raised $ 6 million for charity by televising " the decision . "   he is a really good person , i know he has donated a ton of money back to ohio . 
do you like watching the n.b.a . ?   i do like to watch , my favorite team actually has the best record in the league right now , how about you ?   so you 're a bucks fan ? how about giannis antetokounmpo ! he 's such a great player !   good call ! i have always been , watched all 82 games when we won only 15 of them a few years back ! yeah giannis has been a gamechanger for our whole organization . do you have a favorite team ?   i 'm a memphis grizzlies fan , but enjoy watching a good game no matter who 's playing . i really like watching stephen curry and lebron james . did you know that they both were born in akron , ohio ?   no , i did n't know that about them , interesting . and the grizz , curious to see how you will be in a few seasons , was surprised to see gasol leave .   yeah , it 's hard to replace someone like him . i do like the pickup they made with noah . hopefully they 'll continue building up .   yeah and jonas is a monster and a workhorse as well .   did you know that air jordan 's were banned upon introduction by the nba ? however , jordan were them anyways , as nike was willing to pay the fine each game .   yeah i think i have read that . nike got the best marketing they ever could so i 'm sure they were happy to pay !   i bet they were too . shoe companies have a way spending money on their investments . allen iverson signed a lifetime deal with reebok in 2001 . he 'll get $ 800,000 a year until he 's 55 .   i bet they are wishing they could take that back . i think that they thought they were signing the next jordan .   he did make a lot for reebok , but they still did n't sell as well as jordans .   no , and not for the length of time that jordan has , and probably will continue to be .   lebron is about jordan 's only shoe competitor . did you hear that he has signed a deal with warner bros for a new " space jam " sequel ?   no , i did n't see that . i wonder when it will be released ?   i 'm not really sure . maybe it will be as good as the original . lebron has a good character about him though . he raised $ 6 million for charity by televising " the decision . "   he is a really good person , i know he has donated a ton of money back to ohio . 
do you like watching the n.b.a . ?   i do like to watch , my favorite team actually has the best record in the league right now , how about you ?   so you 're a bucks fan ? how about giannis antetokounmpo ! he 's such a great player !   good call ! i have always been , watched all 82 games when we won only 15 of them a few years back ! yeah giannis has been a gamechanger for our whole organization . do you have a favorite team ?   i 'm a memphis grizzlies fan , but enjoy watching a good game no matter who 's playing . i really like watching stephen curry and lebron james . did you know that they both were born in akron , ohio ?   no , i did n't know that about them , interesting . and the grizz , curious to see how you will be in a few seasons , was surprised to see gasol leave .   yeah , it 's hard to replace someone like him . i do like the pickup they made with noah . hopefully they 'll continue building up .   yeah and jonas is a monster and a workhorse as well .   did you know that air jordan 's were banned upon introduction by the nba ? however , jordan were them anyways , as nike was willing to pay the fine each game .   yeah i think i have read that . nike got the best marketing they ever could so i 'm sure they were happy to pay !   i bet they were too . shoe companies have a way spending money on their investments . allen iverson signed a lifetime deal with reebok in 2001 . he 'll get $ 800,000 a year until he 's 55 .   i bet they are wishing they could take that back . i think that they thought they were signing the next jordan .   he did make a lot for reebok , but they still did n't sell as well as jordans .   no , and not for the length of time that jordan has , and probably will continue to be .   lebron is about jordan 's only shoe competitor . did you hear that he has signed a deal with warner bros for a new " space jam " sequel ?   no , i did n't see that . i wonder when it will be released ?   i 'm not really sure . maybe it will be as good as the original . lebron has a good character about him though . he raised $ 6 million for charity by televising " the decision . "   he is a really good person , i know he has donated a ton of money back to ohio . 
do you like watching the n.b.a . ?   i do like to watch , my favorite team actually has the best record in the league right now , how about you ?   so you 're a bucks fan ? how about giannis antetokounmpo ! he 's such a great player !   good call ! i have always been , watched all 82 games when we won only 15 of them a few years back ! yeah giannis has been a gamechanger for our whole organization . do you have a favorite team ?   i 'm a memphis grizzlies fan , but enjoy watching a good game no matter who 's playing . i really like watching stephen curry and lebron james . did you know that they both were born in akron , ohio ?   no , i did n't know that about them , interesting . and the grizz , curious to see how you will be in a few seasons , was surprised to see gasol leave .   yeah , it 's hard to replace someone like him . i do like the pickup they made with noah . hopefully they 'll continue building up .   yeah and jonas is a monster and a workhorse as well .   did you know that air jordan 's were banned upon introduction by the nba ? however , jordan were them anyways , as nike was willing to pay the fine each game .   yeah i think i have read that . nike got the best marketing they ever could so i 'm sure they were happy to pay !   i bet they were too . shoe companies have a way spending money on their investments . allen iverson signed a lifetime deal with reebok in 2001 . he 'll get $ 800,000 a year until he 's 55 .   i bet they are wishing they could take that back . i think that they thought they were signing the next jordan .   he did make a lot for reebok , but they still did n't sell as well as jordans .   no , and not for the length of time that jordan has , and probably will continue to be .   lebron is about jordan 's only shoe competitor . did you hear that he has signed a deal with warner bros for a new " space jam " sequel ?   no , i did n't see that . i wonder when it will be released ?   i 'm not really sure . maybe it will be as good as the original . lebron has a good character about him though . he raised $ 6 million for charity by televising " the decision . "   he is a really good person , i know he has donated a ton of money back to ohio . 
i know brady can occasionally blow it but he did n't for me . i 'm a chiefs fan ...   even as a chiefs fan , do you think that tom brady is the greatest quarterback of all time , has he is commonly referred to .   he 's one of the best for sure . i go back to johnny unitas as a kid so that 's a tough call . all kinds of variables like kellan moore being left - handed .   apparently , kellan moore is the only left - handed quarterback in the nfl , i wonder if the defensive plays factor in that fact and are adjusted .   probably , maybe its like baseball and pitchers and batters play r / l - handedness . speaking of brady , i did n't know he played at u of michigan .   yeah , could be to the team 's advantage . yeah , i did n't know that , did brady play at umich on a scholarship ?   probably ... he was a 6th round draft pick in 2000 . i do like boston but i 'm not sure i 've ever been to foxborough where the pat 's play .   me neither but the gillette stadium in foxborough seems like a giant stadium . have you ever seen a live professional football game ?   yes , the falcons and the chiefs . i like college better , like georgia tech . they could use a brady qb however ...   haha , i agree , i really enjoy going to college football games . although i never knew that the huddle was created by a deaf quarterback so other teams could not read his hand signals .   did n't know that either ... i thought it was because they could n't hear . qb 's have to scream to be heard in most stadiums . some qbs are smart like alex smith who got a bachelors in 2 years .   that 's surprising , it seems like the focus on athletes is n't about school but rather heavy emphasis on sports so to see him go on to get his master 's degree , is very surprising to me .   i agree but some are both jocks and academics . i wonder if brady was ? i do admire him he 's seen hard times like to 41 - 33 loss to the eagles .   i definitely think that his leadership and tenacity and the so called " patriot way " can really shape people and lead them to their championships but his wife makes more than double brady 's salary ! i thought she was retired ! 
i know brady can occasionally blow it but he did n't for me . i 'm a chiefs fan ...   even as a chiefs fan , do you think that tom brady is the greatest quarterback of all time , has he is commonly referred to .   he 's one of the best for sure . i go back to johnny unitas as a kid so that 's a tough call . all kinds of variables like kellan moore being left - handed .   apparently , kellan moore is the only left - handed quarterback in the nfl , i wonder if the defensive plays factor in that fact and are adjusted .   probably , maybe its like baseball and pitchers and batters play r / l - handedness . speaking of brady , i did n't know he played at u of michigan .   yeah , could be to the team 's advantage . yeah , i did n't know that , did brady play at umich on a scholarship ?   probably ... he was a 6th round draft pick in 2000 . i do like boston but i 'm not sure i 've ever been to foxborough where the pat 's play .   me neither but the gillette stadium in foxborough seems like a giant stadium . have you ever seen a live professional football game ?   yes , the falcons and the chiefs . i like college better , like georgia tech . they could use a brady qb however ...   haha , i agree , i really enjoy going to college football games . although i never knew that the huddle was created by a deaf quarterback so other teams could not read his hand signals .   did n't know that either ... i thought it was because they could n't hear . qb 's have to scream to be heard in most stadiums . some qbs are smart like alex smith who got a bachelors in 2 years .   that 's surprising , it seems like the focus on athletes is n't about school but rather heavy emphasis on sports so to see him go on to get his master 's degree , is very surprising to me .   i agree but some are both jocks and academics . i wonder if brady was ? i do admire him he 's seen hard times like to 41 - 33 loss to the eagles .   i definitely think that his leadership and tenacity and the so called " patriot way " can really shape people and lead them to their championships but his wife makes more than double brady 's salary ! i thought she was retired ! 
i know brady can occasionally blow it but he did n't for me . i 'm a chiefs fan ...   even as a chiefs fan , do you think that tom brady is the greatest quarterback of all time , has he is commonly referred to .   he 's one of the best for sure . i go back to johnny unitas as a kid so that 's a tough call . all kinds of variables like kellan moore being left - handed .   apparently , kellan moore is the only left - handed quarterback in the nfl , i wonder if the defensive plays factor in that fact and are adjusted .   probably , maybe its like baseball and pitchers and batters play r / l - handedness . speaking of brady , i did n't know he played at u of michigan .   yeah , could be to the team 's advantage . yeah , i did n't know that , did brady play at umich on a scholarship ?   probably ... he was a 6th round draft pick in 2000 . i do like boston but i 'm not sure i 've ever been to foxborough where the pat 's play .   me neither but the gillette stadium in foxborough seems like a giant stadium . have you ever seen a live professional football game ?   yes , the falcons and the chiefs . i like college better , like georgia tech . they could use a brady qb however ...   haha , i agree , i really enjoy going to college football games . although i never knew that the huddle was created by a deaf quarterback so other teams could not read his hand signals .   did n't know that either ... i thought it was because they could n't hear . qb 's have to scream to be heard in most stadiums . some qbs are smart like alex smith who got a bachelors in 2 years .   that 's surprising , it seems like the focus on athletes is n't about school but rather heavy emphasis on sports so to see him go on to get his master 's degree , is very surprising to me .   i agree but some are both jocks and academics . i wonder if brady was ? i do admire him he 's seen hard times like to 41 - 33 loss to the eagles .   i definitely think that his leadership and tenacity and the so called " patriot way " can really shape people and lead them to their championships but his wife makes more than double brady 's salary ! i thought she was retired ! 
i know brady can occasionally blow it but he did n't for me . i 'm a chiefs fan ...   even as a chiefs fan , do you think that tom brady is the greatest quarterback of all time , has he is commonly referred to .   he 's one of the best for sure . i go back to johnny unitas as a kid so that 's a tough call . all kinds of variables like kellan moore being left - handed .   apparently , kellan moore is the only left - handed quarterback in the nfl , i wonder if the defensive plays factor in that fact and are adjusted .   probably , maybe its like baseball and pitchers and batters play r / l - handedness . speaking of brady , i did n't know he played at u of michigan .   yeah , could be to the team 's advantage . yeah , i did n't know that , did brady play at umich on a scholarship ?   probably ... he was a 6th round draft pick in 2000 . i do like boston but i 'm not sure i 've ever been to foxborough where the pat 's play .   me neither but the gillette stadium in foxborough seems like a giant stadium . have you ever seen a live professional football game ?   yes , the falcons and the chiefs . i like college better , like georgia tech . they could use a brady qb however ...   haha , i agree , i really enjoy going to college football games . although i never knew that the huddle was created by a deaf quarterback so other teams could not read his hand signals .   did n't know that either ... i thought it was because they could n't hear . qb 's have to scream to be heard in most stadiums . some qbs are smart like alex smith who got a bachelors in 2 years .   that 's surprising , it seems like the focus on athletes is n't about school but rather heavy emphasis on sports so to see him go on to get his master 's degree , is very surprising to me .   i agree but some are both jocks and academics . i wonder if brady was ? i do admire him he 's seen hard times like to 41 - 33 loss to the eagles .   i definitely think that his leadership and tenacity and the so called " patriot way " can really shape people and lead them to their championships but his wife makes more than double brady 's salary ! i thought she was retired ! 
i know brady can occasionally blow it but he did n't for me . i 'm a chiefs fan ...   even as a chiefs fan , do you think that tom brady is the greatest quarterback of all time , has he is commonly referred to .   he 's one of the best for sure . i go back to johnny unitas as a kid so that 's a tough call . all kinds of variables like kellan moore being left - handed .   apparently , kellan moore is the only left - handed quarterback in the nfl , i wonder if the defensive plays factor in that fact and are adjusted .   probably , maybe its like baseball and pitchers and batters play r / l - handedness . speaking of brady , i did n't know he played at u of michigan .   yeah , could be to the team 's advantage . yeah , i did n't know that , did brady play at umich on a scholarship ?   probably ... he was a 6th round draft pick in 2000 . i do like boston but i 'm not sure i 've ever been to foxborough where the pat 's play .   me neither but the gillette stadium in foxborough seems like a giant stadium . have you ever seen a live professional football game ?   yes , the falcons and the chiefs . i like college better , like georgia tech . they could use a brady qb however ...   haha , i agree , i really enjoy going to college football games . although i never knew that the huddle was created by a deaf quarterback so other teams could not read his hand signals .   did n't know that either ... i thought it was because they could n't hear . qb 's have to scream to be heard in most stadiums . some qbs are smart like alex smith who got a bachelors in 2 years .   that 's surprising , it seems like the focus on athletes is n't about school but rather heavy emphasis on sports so to see him go on to get his master 's degree , is very surprising to me .   i agree but some are both jocks and academics . i wonder if brady was ? i do admire him he 's seen hard times like to 41 - 33 loss to the eagles .   i definitely think that his leadership and tenacity and the so called " patriot way " can really shape people and lead them to their championships but his wife makes more than double brady 's salary ! i thought she was retired ! 
i know brady can occasionally blow it but he did n't for me . i 'm a chiefs fan ...   even as a chiefs fan , do you think that tom brady is the greatest quarterback of all time , has he is commonly referred to .   he 's one of the best for sure . i go back to johnny unitas as a kid so that 's a tough call . all kinds of variables like kellan moore being left - handed .   apparently , kellan moore is the only left - handed quarterback in the nfl , i wonder if the defensive plays factor in that fact and are adjusted .   probably , maybe its like baseball and pitchers and batters play r / l - handedness . speaking of brady , i did n't know he played at u of michigan .   yeah , could be to the team 's advantage . yeah , i did n't know that , did brady play at umich on a scholarship ?   probably ... he was a 6th round draft pick in 2000 . i do like boston but i 'm not sure i 've ever been to foxborough where the pat 's play .   me neither but the gillette stadium in foxborough seems like a giant stadium . have you ever seen a live professional football game ?   yes , the falcons and the chiefs . i like college better , like georgia tech . they could use a brady qb however ...   haha , i agree , i really enjoy going to college football games . although i never knew that the huddle was created by a deaf quarterback so other teams could not read his hand signals .   did n't know that either ... i thought it was because they could n't hear . qb 's have to scream to be heard in most stadiums . some qbs are smart like alex smith who got a bachelors in 2 years .   that 's surprising , it seems like the focus on athletes is n't about school but rather heavy emphasis on sports so to see him go on to get his master 's degree , is very surprising to me .   i agree but some are both jocks and academics . i wonder if brady was ? i do admire him he 's seen hard times like to 41 - 33 loss to the eagles .   i definitely think that his leadership and tenacity and the so called " patriot way " can really shape people and lead them to their championships but his wife makes more than double brady 's salary ! i thought she was retired ! 
the white house is at 1600 pennsylvania avenue in washington d.c . and has been there since 1800 and i have never been . have you ?   i 've never been , though i want to go.the white house seems behind the curve technologically . w. had solar panels put back on the white house . reagan had them taken off . i wonder why clinton did n’t put them back on . floppy disks ? i wonder if they have laser printers yet . or mice .   well other countries apparently like it as well as there are copies in france and ireland apparently .   i guess we have a historical link with those countries . the president 's guest house is larger than the white house . i ’m surprised trump can stand the situation . he might have to add some stories to the white house . or maybe rent out the guest house .   like he needs more money though apparently he does not reach the top 3 in wealth , that would be jfk , washington and jefferson .   though not one of the top three richest presidents , maybe trump can be one of the top pop stars ever to hold office . the indonesian president released 3 pop albums while in office . maybe trump can get four albums out . he might need to get re - elected though .   i do n't know , i think i would rather have president banana from zimbabwe put out some tunes instead .   what nickname has trump earned ? ? until 1805 , the runner - up in a presidential election became vp . i think this system should be reinstated . the entertainment factor would be tremendous for a public starved for diversion . there 's not much getting done in government anyway . seems like a missed opportunity for some laugh 's   they may not appear to get anything done but they do own 86 % of the land of nevada , so they obviously did something right , haha . 
the white house is at 1600 pennsylvania avenue in washington d.c . and has been there since 1800 and i have never been . have you ?   i 've never been , though i want to go.the white house seems behind the curve technologically . w. had solar panels put back on the white house . reagan had them taken off . i wonder why clinton did n’t put them back on . floppy disks ? i wonder if they have laser printers yet . or mice .   well other countries apparently like it as well as there are copies in france and ireland apparently .   i guess we have a historical link with those countries . the president 's guest house is larger than the white house . i ’m surprised trump can stand the situation . he might have to add some stories to the white house . or maybe rent out the guest house .   like he needs more money though apparently he does not reach the top 3 in wealth , that would be jfk , washington and jefferson .   though not one of the top three richest presidents , maybe trump can be one of the top pop stars ever to hold office . the indonesian president released 3 pop albums while in office . maybe trump can get four albums out . he might need to get re - elected though .   i do n't know , i think i would rather have president banana from zimbabwe put out some tunes instead .   what nickname has trump earned ? ? until 1805 , the runner - up in a presidential election became vp . i think this system should be reinstated . the entertainment factor would be tremendous for a public starved for diversion . there 's not much getting done in government anyway . seems like a missed opportunity for some laugh 's   they may not appear to get anything done but they do own 86 % of the land of nevada , so they obviously did something right , haha . 
the white house is at 1600 pennsylvania avenue in washington d.c . and has been there since 1800 and i have never been . have you ?   i 've never been , though i want to go.the white house seems behind the curve technologically . w. had solar panels put back on the white house . reagan had them taken off . i wonder why clinton did n’t put them back on . floppy disks ? i wonder if they have laser printers yet . or mice .   well other countries apparently like it as well as there are copies in france and ireland apparently .   i guess we have a historical link with those countries . the president 's guest house is larger than the white house . i ’m surprised trump can stand the situation . he might have to add some stories to the white house . or maybe rent out the guest house .   like he needs more money though apparently he does not reach the top 3 in wealth , that would be jfk , washington and jefferson .   though not one of the top three richest presidents , maybe trump can be one of the top pop stars ever to hold office . the indonesian president released 3 pop albums while in office . maybe trump can get four albums out . he might need to get re - elected though .   i do n't know , i think i would rather have president banana from zimbabwe put out some tunes instead .   what nickname has trump earned ? ? until 1805 , the runner - up in a presidential election became vp . i think this system should be reinstated . the entertainment factor would be tremendous for a public starved for diversion . there 's not much getting done in government anyway . seems like a missed opportunity for some laugh 's   they may not appear to get anything done but they do own 86 % of the land of nevada , so they obviously did something right , haha . 
the white house is at 1600 pennsylvania avenue in washington d.c . and has been there since 1800 and i have never been . have you ?   i 've never been , though i want to go.the white house seems behind the curve technologically . w. had solar panels put back on the white house . reagan had them taken off . i wonder why clinton did n’t put them back on . floppy disks ? i wonder if they have laser printers yet . or mice .   well other countries apparently like it as well as there are copies in france and ireland apparently .   i guess we have a historical link with those countries . the president 's guest house is larger than the white house . i ’m surprised trump can stand the situation . he might have to add some stories to the white house . or maybe rent out the guest house .   like he needs more money though apparently he does not reach the top 3 in wealth , that would be jfk , washington and jefferson .   though not one of the top three richest presidents , maybe trump can be one of the top pop stars ever to hold office . the indonesian president released 3 pop albums while in office . maybe trump can get four albums out . he might need to get re - elected though .   i do n't know , i think i would rather have president banana from zimbabwe put out some tunes instead .   what nickname has trump earned ? ? until 1805 , the runner - up in a presidential election became vp . i think this system should be reinstated . the entertainment factor would be tremendous for a public starved for diversion . there 's not much getting done in government anyway . seems like a missed opportunity for some laugh 's   they may not appear to get anything done but they do own 86 % of the land of nevada , so they obviously did something right , haha . 
the white house is at 1600 pennsylvania avenue in washington d.c . and has been there since 1800 and i have never been . have you ?   i 've never been , though i want to go.the white house seems behind the curve technologically . w. had solar panels put back on the white house . reagan had them taken off . i wonder why clinton did n’t put them back on . floppy disks ? i wonder if they have laser printers yet . or mice .   well other countries apparently like it as well as there are copies in france and ireland apparently .   i guess we have a historical link with those countries . the president 's guest house is larger than the white house . i ’m surprised trump can stand the situation . he might have to add some stories to the white house . or maybe rent out the guest house .   like he needs more money though apparently he does not reach the top 3 in wealth , that would be jfk , washington and jefferson .   though not one of the top three richest presidents , maybe trump can be one of the top pop stars ever to hold office . the indonesian president released 3 pop albums while in office . maybe trump can get four albums out . he might need to get re - elected though .   i do n't know , i think i would rather have president banana from zimbabwe put out some tunes instead .   what nickname has trump earned ? ? until 1805 , the runner - up in a presidential election became vp . i think this system should be reinstated . the entertainment factor would be tremendous for a public starved for diversion . there 's not much getting done in government anyway . seems like a missed opportunity for some laugh 's   they may not appear to get anything done but they do own 86 % of the land of nevada , so they obviously did something right , haha . 
the white house is at 1600 pennsylvania avenue in washington d.c . and has been there since 1800 and i have never been . have you ?   i 've never been , though i want to go.the white house seems behind the curve technologically . w. had solar panels put back on the white house . reagan had them taken off . i wonder why clinton did n’t put them back on . floppy disks ? i wonder if they have laser printers yet . or mice .   well other countries apparently like it as well as there are copies in france and ireland apparently .   i guess we have a historical link with those countries . the president 's guest house is larger than the white house . i ’m surprised trump can stand the situation . he might have to add some stories to the white house . or maybe rent out the guest house .   like he needs more money though apparently he does not reach the top 3 in wealth , that would be jfk , washington and jefferson .   though not one of the top three richest presidents , maybe trump can be one of the top pop stars ever to hold office . the indonesian president released 3 pop albums while in office . maybe trump can get four albums out . he might need to get re - elected though .   i do n't know , i think i would rather have president banana from zimbabwe put out some tunes instead .   what nickname has trump earned ? ? until 1805 , the runner - up in a presidential election became vp . i think this system should be reinstated . the entertainment factor would be tremendous for a public starved for diversion . there 's not much getting done in government anyway . seems like a missed opportunity for some laugh 's   they may not appear to get anything done but they do own 86 % of the land of nevada , so they obviously did something right , haha . 
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do you like football ? 
do you like football ? 
do you like football ? 
do you like football ? 
do you like football ? 
good afternoon , hope your day is going well !   i hope yours is going well , too . baseball is generally played with a bat and ball .   baseball is my favorite sport out of the big four - az diamondbacks are my team 
good afternoon , hope your day is going well !   i hope yours is going well , too . baseball is generally played with a bat and ball .   baseball is my favorite sport out of the big four - az diamondbacks are my team 
good afternoon , hope your day is going well !   i hope yours is going well , too . baseball is generally played with a bat and ball .   baseball is my favorite sport out of the big four - az diamondbacks are my team 
good afternoon , hope your day is going well !   i hope yours is going well , too . baseball is generally played with a bat and ball .   baseball is my favorite sport out of the big four - az diamondbacks are my team 
good afternoon , hope your day is going well !   i hope yours is going well , too . baseball is generally played with a bat and ball .   baseball is my favorite sport out of the big four - az diamondbacks are my team 
good afternoon , hope your day is going well !   i hope yours is going well , too . baseball is generally played with a bat and ball .   baseball is my favorite sport out of the big four - az diamondbacks are my team 
are you a fan of football ?   i 'm a huge football fan . how about yourself ?   i love football both college and nfl , do you have a favorite nfl team of the 32 ?   i 'm a new england patriots fan and huge fan of tom brady how about you ?   nice i am a vikings fan , not doing so hot as of late . i also like the university of iowa hawkeyes , did you know they paint their opponents locker room pink ?   no i did n't know this . did you know that in the 60 's top bowlers made twice as much as the top football players ? 
are you a fan of football ?   i 'm a huge football fan . how about yourself ?   i love football both college and nfl , do you have a favorite nfl team of the 32 ?   i 'm a new england patriots fan and huge fan of tom brady how about you ?   nice i am a vikings fan , not doing so hot as of late . i also like the university of iowa hawkeyes , did you know they paint their opponents locker room pink ?   no i did n't know this . did you know that in the 60 's top bowlers made twice as much as the top football players ? 
are you a fan of football ?   i 'm a huge football fan . how about yourself ?   i love football both college and nfl , do you have a favorite nfl team of the 32 ?   i 'm a new england patriots fan and huge fan of tom brady how about you ?   nice i am a vikings fan , not doing so hot as of late . i also like the university of iowa hawkeyes , did you know they paint their opponents locker room pink ?   no i did n't know this . did you know that in the 60 's top bowlers made twice as much as the top football players ? 
are you a fan of football ?   i 'm a huge football fan . how about yourself ?   i love football both college and nfl , do you have a favorite nfl team of the 32 ?   i 'm a new england patriots fan and huge fan of tom brady how about you ?   nice i am a vikings fan , not doing so hot as of late . i also like the university of iowa hawkeyes , did you know they paint their opponents locker room pink ?   no i did n't know this . did you know that in the 60 's top bowlers made twice as much as the top football players ? 
are you a fan of football ?   i 'm a huge football fan . how about yourself ?   i love football both college and nfl , do you have a favorite nfl team of the 32 ?   i 'm a new england patriots fan and huge fan of tom brady how about you ?   nice i am a vikings fan , not doing so hot as of late . i also like the university of iowa hawkeyes , did you know they paint their opponents locker room pink ?   no i did n't know this . did you know that in the 60 's top bowlers made twice as much as the top football players ? 
are you a fan of football ?   i 'm a huge football fan . how about yourself ?   i love football both college and nfl , do you have a favorite nfl team of the 32 ?   i 'm a new england patriots fan and huge fan of tom brady how about you ?   nice i am a vikings fan , not doing so hot as of late . i also like the university of iowa hawkeyes , did you know they paint their opponents locker room pink ?   no i did n't know this . did you know that in the 60 's top bowlers made twice as much as the top football players ? 
hello ! are you a fan of country music ?   hi ! yes , but do you agree that people should refer to country music as also hillbilly music ?   lol no . that 's funny . george strait and jeff bezos are cousins . that 's something i never knew before .   yeah i agree ! wow , they really are ? i wonder if george strait 's albums are promoted on amazon site , do you know ?   that 's interesting . i would be curious . there is only 2 african americans in the country music hall of fame . i wonder who they are ?   i 'm not sure either . i do n't recall any african american artists in country music . do you know what the fender stratocaster is ?   i remember charley pride . he might be one . ... and yes ! it 's a guitar . i think a lot jazz and some blues musicians use it .   oh ! fender , i see that now ! thanks for clarifying ! do you play any instruments ? 
hello ! are you a fan of country music ?   hi ! yes , but do you agree that people should refer to country music as also hillbilly music ?   lol no . that 's funny . george strait and jeff bezos are cousins . that 's something i never knew before .   yeah i agree ! wow , they really are ? i wonder if george strait 's albums are promoted on amazon site , do you know ?   that 's interesting . i would be curious . there is only 2 african americans in the country music hall of fame . i wonder who they are ?   i 'm not sure either . i do n't recall any african american artists in country music . do you know what the fender stratocaster is ?   i remember charley pride . he might be one . ... and yes ! it 's a guitar . i think a lot jazz and some blues musicians use it .   oh ! fender , i see that now ! thanks for clarifying ! do you play any instruments ? 
hello ! are you a fan of country music ?   hi ! yes , but do you agree that people should refer to country music as also hillbilly music ?   lol no . that 's funny . george strait and jeff bezos are cousins . that 's something i never knew before .   yeah i agree ! wow , they really are ? i wonder if george strait 's albums are promoted on amazon site , do you know ?   that 's interesting . i would be curious . there is only 2 african americans in the country music hall of fame . i wonder who they are ?   i 'm not sure either . i do n't recall any african american artists in country music . do you know what the fender stratocaster is ?   i remember charley pride . he might be one . ... and yes ! it 's a guitar . i think a lot jazz and some blues musicians use it .   oh ! fender , i see that now ! thanks for clarifying ! do you play any instruments ? 
hello ! are you a fan of country music ?   hi ! yes , but do you agree that people should refer to country music as also hillbilly music ?   lol no . that 's funny . george strait and jeff bezos are cousins . that 's something i never knew before .   yeah i agree ! wow , they really are ? i wonder if george strait 's albums are promoted on amazon site , do you know ?   that 's interesting . i would be curious . there is only 2 african americans in the country music hall of fame . i wonder who they are ?   i 'm not sure either . i do n't recall any african american artists in country music . do you know what the fender stratocaster is ?   i remember charley pride . he might be one . ... and yes ! it 's a guitar . i think a lot jazz and some blues musicians use it .   oh ! fender , i see that now ! thanks for clarifying ! do you play any instruments ? 
hello ! are you a fan of country music ?   hi ! yes , but do you agree that people should refer to country music as also hillbilly music ?   lol no . that 's funny . george strait and jeff bezos are cousins . that 's something i never knew before .   yeah i agree ! wow , they really are ? i wonder if george strait 's albums are promoted on amazon site , do you know ?   that 's interesting . i would be curious . there is only 2 african americans in the country music hall of fame . i wonder who they are ?   i 'm not sure either . i do n't recall any african american artists in country music . do you know what the fender stratocaster is ?   i remember charley pride . he might be one . ... and yes ! it 's a guitar . i think a lot jazz and some blues musicians use it .   oh ! fender , i see that now ! thanks for clarifying ! do you play any instruments ? 
hello ! are you a fan of country music ?   hi ! yes , but do you agree that people should refer to country music as also hillbilly music ?   lol no . that 's funny . george strait and jeff bezos are cousins . that 's something i never knew before .   yeah i agree ! wow , they really are ? i wonder if george strait 's albums are promoted on amazon site , do you know ?   that 's interesting . i would be curious . there is only 2 african americans in the country music hall of fame . i wonder who they are ?   i 'm not sure either . i do n't recall any african american artists in country music . do you know what the fender stratocaster is ?   i remember charley pride . he might be one . ... and yes ! it 's a guitar . i think a lot jazz and some blues musicians use it .   oh ! fender , i see that now ! thanks for clarifying ! do you play any instruments ? 
the telephone is a great invention ,   absolutely ! love the telephone !   it makes life a lot more easier , i can check the mail , call and even watch funny videos just by using my phone   an iphone has more computing power than the entire us nuclear icbm deterrent .   that is kind of scary i own an iphone , did nt know i was packing so much power in my front pocket   yeah , better be careful ! people use phones for eveything now , i ve seen in movies they attach it to bombs and stuff .   powerful weapons if used in the wrong hands , scary since everyone has access to them   yeah , seriously . i hear there 's a company that will donate a day of clean water for every minute you do n't use your phone !   that is really admirable , donating water to children in need , an awesome campaign   yeah great thing to do , water is essential .   it is , just like phones have also become essential in our lives , interesting fact about phonebooks , its impossible to separate two of them with their pages fully overlapped   lol i never tried but i believe you . do you like clothing ? did you know polo shirts were actually meant for tennis players ?   i did nt know that , always thought it was meant for the polo sport or maybe that the polo brand created them   same here , yeah a tennis player created them   i looks like polo player took the credit then , did you hear about the cultural revolution in china ?   no i have nt what s that about ? 
the telephone is a great invention ,   absolutely ! love the telephone !   it makes life a lot more easier , i can check the mail , call and even watch funny videos just by using my phone   an iphone has more computing power than the entire us nuclear icbm deterrent .   that is kind of scary i own an iphone , did nt know i was packing so much power in my front pocket   yeah , better be careful ! people use phones for eveything now , i ve seen in movies they attach it to bombs and stuff .   powerful weapons if used in the wrong hands , scary since everyone has access to them   yeah , seriously . i hear there 's a company that will donate a day of clean water for every minute you do n't use your phone !   that is really admirable , donating water to children in need , an awesome campaign   yeah great thing to do , water is essential .   it is , just like phones have also become essential in our lives , interesting fact about phonebooks , its impossible to separate two of them with their pages fully overlapped   lol i never tried but i believe you . do you like clothing ? did you know polo shirts were actually meant for tennis players ?   i did nt know that , always thought it was meant for the polo sport or maybe that the polo brand created them   same here , yeah a tennis player created them   i looks like polo player took the credit then , did you hear about the cultural revolution in china ?   no i have nt what s that about ? 
the telephone is a great invention ,   absolutely ! love the telephone !   it makes life a lot more easier , i can check the mail , call and even watch funny videos just by using my phone   an iphone has more computing power than the entire us nuclear icbm deterrent .   that is kind of scary i own an iphone , did nt know i was packing so much power in my front pocket   yeah , better be careful ! people use phones for eveything now , i ve seen in movies they attach it to bombs and stuff .   powerful weapons if used in the wrong hands , scary since everyone has access to them   yeah , seriously . i hear there 's a company that will donate a day of clean water for every minute you do n't use your phone !   that is really admirable , donating water to children in need , an awesome campaign   yeah great thing to do , water is essential .   it is , just like phones have also become essential in our lives , interesting fact about phonebooks , its impossible to separate two of them with their pages fully overlapped   lol i never tried but i believe you . do you like clothing ? did you know polo shirts were actually meant for tennis players ?   i did nt know that , always thought it was meant for the polo sport or maybe that the polo brand created them   same here , yeah a tennis player created them   i looks like polo player took the credit then , did you hear about the cultural revolution in china ?   no i have nt what s that about ? 
the telephone is a great invention ,   absolutely ! love the telephone !   it makes life a lot more easier , i can check the mail , call and even watch funny videos just by using my phone   an iphone has more computing power than the entire us nuclear icbm deterrent .   that is kind of scary i own an iphone , did nt know i was packing so much power in my front pocket   yeah , better be careful ! people use phones for eveything now , i ve seen in movies they attach it to bombs and stuff .   powerful weapons if used in the wrong hands , scary since everyone has access to them   yeah , seriously . i hear there 's a company that will donate a day of clean water for every minute you do n't use your phone !   that is really admirable , donating water to children in need , an awesome campaign   yeah great thing to do , water is essential .   it is , just like phones have also become essential in our lives , interesting fact about phonebooks , its impossible to separate two of them with their pages fully overlapped   lol i never tried but i believe you . do you like clothing ? did you know polo shirts were actually meant for tennis players ?   i did nt know that , always thought it was meant for the polo sport or maybe that the polo brand created them   same here , yeah a tennis player created them   i looks like polo player took the credit then , did you hear about the cultural revolution in china ?   no i have nt what s that about ? 
the telephone is a great invention ,   absolutely ! love the telephone !   it makes life a lot more easier , i can check the mail , call and even watch funny videos just by using my phone   an iphone has more computing power than the entire us nuclear icbm deterrent .   that is kind of scary i own an iphone , did nt know i was packing so much power in my front pocket   yeah , better be careful ! people use phones for eveything now , i ve seen in movies they attach it to bombs and stuff .   powerful weapons if used in the wrong hands , scary since everyone has access to them   yeah , seriously . i hear there 's a company that will donate a day of clean water for every minute you do n't use your phone !   that is really admirable , donating water to children in need , an awesome campaign   yeah great thing to do , water is essential .   it is , just like phones have also become essential in our lives , interesting fact about phonebooks , its impossible to separate two of them with their pages fully overlapped   lol i never tried but i believe you . do you like clothing ? did you know polo shirts were actually meant for tennis players ?   i did nt know that , always thought it was meant for the polo sport or maybe that the polo brand created them   same here , yeah a tennis player created them   i looks like polo player took the credit then , did you hear about the cultural revolution in china ?   no i have nt what s that about ? 
the telephone is a great invention ,   absolutely ! love the telephone !   it makes life a lot more easier , i can check the mail , call and even watch funny videos just by using my phone   an iphone has more computing power than the entire us nuclear icbm deterrent .   that is kind of scary i own an iphone , did nt know i was packing so much power in my front pocket   yeah , better be careful ! people use phones for eveything now , i ve seen in movies they attach it to bombs and stuff .   powerful weapons if used in the wrong hands , scary since everyone has access to them   yeah , seriously . i hear there 's a company that will donate a day of clean water for every minute you do n't use your phone !   that is really admirable , donating water to children in need , an awesome campaign   yeah great thing to do , water is essential .   it is , just like phones have also become essential in our lives , interesting fact about phonebooks , its impossible to separate two of them with their pages fully overlapped   lol i never tried but i believe you . do you like clothing ? did you know polo shirts were actually meant for tennis players ?   i did nt know that , always thought it was meant for the polo sport or maybe that the polo brand created them   same here , yeah a tennis player created them   i looks like polo player took the credit then , did you hear about the cultural revolution in china ?   no i have nt what s that about ? 
hi , how are you ?   i am good , thank you . i enjoy travel . do you ?   i do but i am a worrying traveler . where is the best place you have been to ?   i have not been out of the country but several places in the country . i like chicago a lot . did you know that all of japans highways are tolls ?   that 's got ta be expensive ! what 's the best place in chicago ? where should i go when i visit ?   i like the natural history museum and millennium park . lou malnati 's has amazing pizza . it is very expensive to travel in japan . it costs more than $ 300 to travel across the country .   that 's a lot . i can not imagine having to pay that in tolls . i do like lou 's pizza . have you been to wrigley field ? i should ask first if you are a baseball fan ...   i have not . we did stop outside of soldier field but did n't get to go in . did you know that iceland has no public rail service ?   that 's odd . soldier field is just ok . the shedd is really good though . where else , besides chicago do you like going ?   i enjoyed the mountains of tennessee . they are beautiful . we got a cabin with an amazing view . i would go to a lot more places if you could get there faster . the dutch are working on that . they are creating a commuter bus that goes 160 mph . that would be great .   can you imagine the movie speed on that bus ! ! ! ! holy smokes !   ha ha , yes that would change that movie quite a bit . back to iceland , most do n't have cars and travel between towns by flight !   really . seems a little overkill but what do i know ... i want to go there and see the northern lights some day .   that would be a beautiful sight . off topic but how do you feel about sharks ?   i 'm for em !   they are very interesting . did you know that they do n't have rib cages ? 
hi , how are you ?   i am good , thank you . i enjoy travel . do you ?   i do but i am a worrying traveler . where is the best place you have been to ?   i have not been out of the country but several places in the country . i like chicago a lot . did you know that all of japans highways are tolls ?   that 's got ta be expensive ! what 's the best place in chicago ? where should i go when i visit ?   i like the natural history museum and millennium park . lou malnati 's has amazing pizza . it is very expensive to travel in japan . it costs more than $ 300 to travel across the country .   that 's a lot . i can not imagine having to pay that in tolls . i do like lou 's pizza . have you been to wrigley field ? i should ask first if you are a baseball fan ...   i have not . we did stop outside of soldier field but did n't get to go in . did you know that iceland has no public rail service ?   that 's odd . soldier field is just ok . the shedd is really good though . where else , besides chicago do you like going ?   i enjoyed the mountains of tennessee . they are beautiful . we got a cabin with an amazing view . i would go to a lot more places if you could get there faster . the dutch are working on that . they are creating a commuter bus that goes 160 mph . that would be great .   can you imagine the movie speed on that bus ! ! ! ! holy smokes !   ha ha , yes that would change that movie quite a bit . back to iceland , most do n't have cars and travel between towns by flight !   really . seems a little overkill but what do i know ... i want to go there and see the northern lights some day .   that would be a beautiful sight . off topic but how do you feel about sharks ?   i 'm for em !   they are very interesting . did you know that they do n't have rib cages ? 
hi , how are you ?   i am good , thank you . i enjoy travel . do you ?   i do but i am a worrying traveler . where is the best place you have been to ?   i have not been out of the country but several places in the country . i like chicago a lot . did you know that all of japans highways are tolls ?   that 's got ta be expensive ! what 's the best place in chicago ? where should i go when i visit ?   i like the natural history museum and millennium park . lou malnati 's has amazing pizza . it is very expensive to travel in japan . it costs more than $ 300 to travel across the country .   that 's a lot . i can not imagine having to pay that in tolls . i do like lou 's pizza . have you been to wrigley field ? i should ask first if you are a baseball fan ...   i have not . we did stop outside of soldier field but did n't get to go in . did you know that iceland has no public rail service ?   that 's odd . soldier field is just ok . the shedd is really good though . where else , besides chicago do you like going ?   i enjoyed the mountains of tennessee . they are beautiful . we got a cabin with an amazing view . i would go to a lot more places if you could get there faster . the dutch are working on that . they are creating a commuter bus that goes 160 mph . that would be great .   can you imagine the movie speed on that bus ! ! ! ! holy smokes !   ha ha , yes that would change that movie quite a bit . back to iceland , most do n't have cars and travel between towns by flight !   really . seems a little overkill but what do i know ... i want to go there and see the northern lights some day .   that would be a beautiful sight . off topic but how do you feel about sharks ?   i 'm for em !   they are very interesting . did you know that they do n't have rib cages ? 
hi , how are you ?   i am good , thank you . i enjoy travel . do you ?   i do but i am a worrying traveler . where is the best place you have been to ?   i have not been out of the country but several places in the country . i like chicago a lot . did you know that all of japans highways are tolls ?   that 's got ta be expensive ! what 's the best place in chicago ? where should i go when i visit ?   i like the natural history museum and millennium park . lou malnati 's has amazing pizza . it is very expensive to travel in japan . it costs more than $ 300 to travel across the country .   that 's a lot . i can not imagine having to pay that in tolls . i do like lou 's pizza . have you been to wrigley field ? i should ask first if you are a baseball fan ...   i have not . we did stop outside of soldier field but did n't get to go in . did you know that iceland has no public rail service ?   that 's odd . soldier field is just ok . the shedd is really good though . where else , besides chicago do you like going ?   i enjoyed the mountains of tennessee . they are beautiful . we got a cabin with an amazing view . i would go to a lot more places if you could get there faster . the dutch are working on that . they are creating a commuter bus that goes 160 mph . that would be great .   can you imagine the movie speed on that bus ! ! ! ! holy smokes !   ha ha , yes that would change that movie quite a bit . back to iceland , most do n't have cars and travel between towns by flight !   really . seems a little overkill but what do i know ... i want to go there and see the northern lights some day .   that would be a beautiful sight . off topic but how do you feel about sharks ?   i 'm for em !   they are very interesting . did you know that they do n't have rib cages ? 
hi , how are you ?   i am good , thank you . i enjoy travel . do you ?   i do but i am a worrying traveler . where is the best place you have been to ?   i have not been out of the country but several places in the country . i like chicago a lot . did you know that all of japans highways are tolls ?   that 's got ta be expensive ! what 's the best place in chicago ? where should i go when i visit ?   i like the natural history museum and millennium park . lou malnati 's has amazing pizza . it is very expensive to travel in japan . it costs more than $ 300 to travel across the country .   that 's a lot . i can not imagine having to pay that in tolls . i do like lou 's pizza . have you been to wrigley field ? i should ask first if you are a baseball fan ...   i have not . we did stop outside of soldier field but did n't get to go in . did you know that iceland has no public rail service ?   that 's odd . soldier field is just ok . the shedd is really good though . where else , besides chicago do you like going ?   i enjoyed the mountains of tennessee . they are beautiful . we got a cabin with an amazing view . i would go to a lot more places if you could get there faster . the dutch are working on that . they are creating a commuter bus that goes 160 mph . that would be great .   can you imagine the movie speed on that bus ! ! ! ! holy smokes !   ha ha , yes that would change that movie quite a bit . back to iceland , most do n't have cars and travel between towns by flight !   really . seems a little overkill but what do i know ... i want to go there and see the northern lights some day .   that would be a beautiful sight . off topic but how do you feel about sharks ?   i 'm for em !   they are very interesting . did you know that they do n't have rib cages ? 
hi , how are you ?   i am good , thank you . i enjoy travel . do you ?   i do but i am a worrying traveler . where is the best place you have been to ?   i have not been out of the country but several places in the country . i like chicago a lot . did you know that all of japans highways are tolls ?   that 's got ta be expensive ! what 's the best place in chicago ? where should i go when i visit ?   i like the natural history museum and millennium park . lou malnati 's has amazing pizza . it is very expensive to travel in japan . it costs more than $ 300 to travel across the country .   that 's a lot . i can not imagine having to pay that in tolls . i do like lou 's pizza . have you been to wrigley field ? i should ask first if you are a baseball fan ...   i have not . we did stop outside of soldier field but did n't get to go in . did you know that iceland has no public rail service ?   that 's odd . soldier field is just ok . the shedd is really good though . where else , besides chicago do you like going ?   i enjoyed the mountains of tennessee . they are beautiful . we got a cabin with an amazing view . i would go to a lot more places if you could get there faster . the dutch are working on that . they are creating a commuter bus that goes 160 mph . that would be great .   can you imagine the movie speed on that bus ! ! ! ! holy smokes !   ha ha , yes that would change that movie quite a bit . back to iceland , most do n't have cars and travel between towns by flight !   really . seems a little overkill but what do i know ... i want to go there and see the northern lights some day .   that would be a beautiful sight . off topic but how do you feel about sharks ?   i 'm for em !   they are very interesting . did you know that they do n't have rib cages ? 
hi , do you watch football ?   a bit but not regularly . i did see the beginning of the superbowl a few weeks ago , but i only have a passing knowledge of football   i see . do you know who reggie miller is ?   do you mean the basketball player on the hall of fame ? otherwise , i do n't know a reggie miller in football   i meant to say alex smith , not sure why i was thinking of reggie .   i do n't know much but i think he was a quarterback . correct me if i 'm wrong   yeah he is and he was so good in school he wrapped up a college degree in two years   wow he must be brilliant or a very hard worker . i like quarterbacks since they lead the offense .   that is true . i think it is a bit of both . he took many ap tests , that 's why   while i do n't know much about alex , i tend to follow players like kellan moore who is the only left handed quarterback in the nfl   that is amazing , amongst so many players he is the only one   i mean i know it is inherently harder if you are left handed as a qb   yeah . and baker mayfield once considered quitting to become a competitive gamer   i also think brady johnson is impressive as well since he has even thrown a touchdown pass to himself   that i would like to see . do you know who created the circular huddle ?   i do n't know his name , but i think he was deaf right ? what is his name ?   yeah he was deaf . his name was paul hubbard   in any case , i like following players like tom brady , brady jonson , and etc 
hi , do you watch football ?   a bit but not regularly . i did see the beginning of the superbowl a few weeks ago , but i only have a passing knowledge of football   i see . do you know who reggie miller is ?   do you mean the basketball player on the hall of fame ? otherwise , i do n't know a reggie miller in football   i meant to say alex smith , not sure why i was thinking of reggie .   i do n't know much but i think he was a quarterback . correct me if i 'm wrong   yeah he is and he was so good in school he wrapped up a college degree in two years   wow he must be brilliant or a very hard worker . i like quarterbacks since they lead the offense .   that is true . i think it is a bit of both . he took many ap tests , that 's why   while i do n't know much about alex , i tend to follow players like kellan moore who is the only left handed quarterback in the nfl   that is amazing , amongst so many players he is the only one   i mean i know it is inherently harder if you are left handed as a qb   yeah . and baker mayfield once considered quitting to become a competitive gamer   i also think brady johnson is impressive as well since he has even thrown a touchdown pass to himself   that i would like to see . do you know who created the circular huddle ?   i do n't know his name , but i think he was deaf right ? what is his name ?   yeah he was deaf . his name was paul hubbard   in any case , i like following players like tom brady , brady jonson , and etc 
hi , do you watch football ?   a bit but not regularly . i did see the beginning of the superbowl a few weeks ago , but i only have a passing knowledge of football   i see . do you know who reggie miller is ?   do you mean the basketball player on the hall of fame ? otherwise , i do n't know a reggie miller in football   i meant to say alex smith , not sure why i was thinking of reggie .   i do n't know much but i think he was a quarterback . correct me if i 'm wrong   yeah he is and he was so good in school he wrapped up a college degree in two years   wow he must be brilliant or a very hard worker . i like quarterbacks since they lead the offense .   that is true . i think it is a bit of both . he took many ap tests , that 's why   while i do n't know much about alex , i tend to follow players like kellan moore who is the only left handed quarterback in the nfl   that is amazing , amongst so many players he is the only one   i mean i know it is inherently harder if you are left handed as a qb   yeah . and baker mayfield once considered quitting to become a competitive gamer   i also think brady johnson is impressive as well since he has even thrown a touchdown pass to himself   that i would like to see . do you know who created the circular huddle ?   i do n't know his name , but i think he was deaf right ? what is his name ?   yeah he was deaf . his name was paul hubbard   in any case , i like following players like tom brady , brady jonson , and etc 
hi , do you watch football ?   a bit but not regularly . i did see the beginning of the superbowl a few weeks ago , but i only have a passing knowledge of football   i see . do you know who reggie miller is ?   do you mean the basketball player on the hall of fame ? otherwise , i do n't know a reggie miller in football   i meant to say alex smith , not sure why i was thinking of reggie .   i do n't know much but i think he was a quarterback . correct me if i 'm wrong   yeah he is and he was so good in school he wrapped up a college degree in two years   wow he must be brilliant or a very hard worker . i like quarterbacks since they lead the offense .   that is true . i think it is a bit of both . he took many ap tests , that 's why   while i do n't know much about alex , i tend to follow players like kellan moore who is the only left handed quarterback in the nfl   that is amazing , amongst so many players he is the only one   i mean i know it is inherently harder if you are left handed as a qb   yeah . and baker mayfield once considered quitting to become a competitive gamer   i also think brady johnson is impressive as well since he has even thrown a touchdown pass to himself   that i would like to see . do you know who created the circular huddle ?   i do n't know his name , but i think he was deaf right ? what is his name ?   yeah he was deaf . his name was paul hubbard   in any case , i like following players like tom brady , brady jonson , and etc 
hi , do you watch football ?   a bit but not regularly . i did see the beginning of the superbowl a few weeks ago , but i only have a passing knowledge of football   i see . do you know who reggie miller is ?   do you mean the basketball player on the hall of fame ? otherwise , i do n't know a reggie miller in football   i meant to say alex smith , not sure why i was thinking of reggie .   i do n't know much but i think he was a quarterback . correct me if i 'm wrong   yeah he is and he was so good in school he wrapped up a college degree in two years   wow he must be brilliant or a very hard worker . i like quarterbacks since they lead the offense .   that is true . i think it is a bit of both . he took many ap tests , that 's why   while i do n't know much about alex , i tend to follow players like kellan moore who is the only left handed quarterback in the nfl   that is amazing , amongst so many players he is the only one   i mean i know it is inherently harder if you are left handed as a qb   yeah . and baker mayfield once considered quitting to become a competitive gamer   i also think brady johnson is impressive as well since he has even thrown a touchdown pass to himself   that i would like to see . do you know who created the circular huddle ?   i do n't know his name , but i think he was deaf right ? what is his name ?   yeah he was deaf . his name was paul hubbard   in any case , i like following players like tom brady , brady jonson , and etc 
hi , do you watch football ?   a bit but not regularly . i did see the beginning of the superbowl a few weeks ago , but i only have a passing knowledge of football   i see . do you know who reggie miller is ?   do you mean the basketball player on the hall of fame ? otherwise , i do n't know a reggie miller in football   i meant to say alex smith , not sure why i was thinking of reggie .   i do n't know much but i think he was a quarterback . correct me if i 'm wrong   yeah he is and he was so good in school he wrapped up a college degree in two years   wow he must be brilliant or a very hard worker . i like quarterbacks since they lead the offense .   that is true . i think it is a bit of both . he took many ap tests , that 's why   while i do n't know much about alex , i tend to follow players like kellan moore who is the only left handed quarterback in the nfl   that is amazing , amongst so many players he is the only one   i mean i know it is inherently harder if you are left handed as a qb   yeah . and baker mayfield once considered quitting to become a competitive gamer   i also think brady johnson is impressive as well since he has even thrown a touchdown pass to himself   that i would like to see . do you know who created the circular huddle ?   i do n't know his name , but i think he was deaf right ? what is his name ?   yeah he was deaf . his name was paul hubbard   in any case , i like following players like tom brady , brady jonson , and etc 
hi , how are you ?   i am well . i am learning about animals and how many there are on our planet . do you know how many ?   i have no idea but would love to know .   there are over 7 million animal species on our planet , insects contribute 1 million to that number   wow . that 's a lot . i thought there would be a lot less than that . is there anything else you were surprised to read about in the article ?   the amount of living animals on the planet currently is 20 quintillion ! how fascinating !   you 're right , that is fascinating . i just found out that jupiter has radio storms so strong that they can be picked up and heard by an am radio .   wow ! i am curious to try that and to see if it works . do you know of any other fun facts about jupiter ?   yes , according to canadian law , all radios are required to have at least 40 % of the music played be canadian .   interesting . i would not think that there was even that much music to play . do you know of any canadian musicians ?   yes , nickleback and avril lavigne ... and sorry , that was not about jupiter ...   it was about radios though which is very interesting . did you know that soldiers in world war ii made radios from razorblades and pencils ?   i did not . i thought it would have been more sophisticated than that . there is a website where you can listen to thousands of episodes of classic radio dramas for free   wow . i hope no one hiccups on the radio . do you know why we hiccup ?   i do not , why do we hiccup ? 
hi , how are you ?   i am well . i am learning about animals and how many there are on our planet . do you know how many ?   i have no idea but would love to know .   there are over 7 million animal species on our planet , insects contribute 1 million to that number   wow . that 's a lot . i thought there would be a lot less than that . is there anything else you were surprised to read about in the article ?   the amount of living animals on the planet currently is 20 quintillion ! how fascinating !   you 're right , that is fascinating . i just found out that jupiter has radio storms so strong that they can be picked up and heard by an am radio .   wow ! i am curious to try that and to see if it works . do you know of any other fun facts about jupiter ?   yes , according to canadian law , all radios are required to have at least 40 % of the music played be canadian .   interesting . i would not think that there was even that much music to play . do you know of any canadian musicians ?   yes , nickleback and avril lavigne ... and sorry , that was not about jupiter ...   it was about radios though which is very interesting . did you know that soldiers in world war ii made radios from razorblades and pencils ?   i did not . i thought it would have been more sophisticated than that . there is a website where you can listen to thousands of episodes of classic radio dramas for free   wow . i hope no one hiccups on the radio . do you know why we hiccup ?   i do not , why do we hiccup ? 
hi , how are you ?   i am well . i am learning about animals and how many there are on our planet . do you know how many ?   i have no idea but would love to know .   there are over 7 million animal species on our planet , insects contribute 1 million to that number   wow . that 's a lot . i thought there would be a lot less than that . is there anything else you were surprised to read about in the article ?   the amount of living animals on the planet currently is 20 quintillion ! how fascinating !   you 're right , that is fascinating . i just found out that jupiter has radio storms so strong that they can be picked up and heard by an am radio .   wow ! i am curious to try that and to see if it works . do you know of any other fun facts about jupiter ?   yes , according to canadian law , all radios are required to have at least 40 % of the music played be canadian .   interesting . i would not think that there was even that much music to play . do you know of any canadian musicians ?   yes , nickleback and avril lavigne ... and sorry , that was not about jupiter ...   it was about radios though which is very interesting . did you know that soldiers in world war ii made radios from razorblades and pencils ?   i did not . i thought it would have been more sophisticated than that . there is a website where you can listen to thousands of episodes of classic radio dramas for free   wow . i hope no one hiccups on the radio . do you know why we hiccup ?   i do not , why do we hiccup ? 
hi , how are you ?   i am well . i am learning about animals and how many there are on our planet . do you know how many ?   i have no idea but would love to know .   there are over 7 million animal species on our planet , insects contribute 1 million to that number   wow . that 's a lot . i thought there would be a lot less than that . is there anything else you were surprised to read about in the article ?   the amount of living animals on the planet currently is 20 quintillion ! how fascinating !   you 're right , that is fascinating . i just found out that jupiter has radio storms so strong that they can be picked up and heard by an am radio .   wow ! i am curious to try that and to see if it works . do you know of any other fun facts about jupiter ?   yes , according to canadian law , all radios are required to have at least 40 % of the music played be canadian .   interesting . i would not think that there was even that much music to play . do you know of any canadian musicians ?   yes , nickleback and avril lavigne ... and sorry , that was not about jupiter ...   it was about radios though which is very interesting . did you know that soldiers in world war ii made radios from razorblades and pencils ?   i did not . i thought it would have been more sophisticated than that . there is a website where you can listen to thousands of episodes of classic radio dramas for free   wow . i hope no one hiccups on the radio . do you know why we hiccup ?   i do not , why do we hiccup ? 
hi , how are you ?   i am well . i am learning about animals and how many there are on our planet . do you know how many ?   i have no idea but would love to know .   there are over 7 million animal species on our planet , insects contribute 1 million to that number   wow . that 's a lot . i thought there would be a lot less than that . is there anything else you were surprised to read about in the article ?   the amount of living animals on the planet currently is 20 quintillion ! how fascinating !   you 're right , that is fascinating . i just found out that jupiter has radio storms so strong that they can be picked up and heard by an am radio .   wow ! i am curious to try that and to see if it works . do you know of any other fun facts about jupiter ?   yes , according to canadian law , all radios are required to have at least 40 % of the music played be canadian .   interesting . i would not think that there was even that much music to play . do you know of any canadian musicians ?   yes , nickleback and avril lavigne ... and sorry , that was not about jupiter ...   it was about radios though which is very interesting . did you know that soldiers in world war ii made radios from razorblades and pencils ?   i did not . i thought it would have been more sophisticated than that . there is a website where you can listen to thousands of episodes of classic radio dramas for free   wow . i hope no one hiccups on the radio . do you know why we hiccup ?   i do not , why do we hiccup ? 
hi , how are you ?   i am well . i am learning about animals and how many there are on our planet . do you know how many ?   i have no idea but would love to know .   there are over 7 million animal species on our planet , insects contribute 1 million to that number   wow . that 's a lot . i thought there would be a lot less than that . is there anything else you were surprised to read about in the article ?   the amount of living animals on the planet currently is 20 quintillion ! how fascinating !   you 're right , that is fascinating . i just found out that jupiter has radio storms so strong that they can be picked up and heard by an am radio .   wow ! i am curious to try that and to see if it works . do you know of any other fun facts about jupiter ?   yes , according to canadian law , all radios are required to have at least 40 % of the music played be canadian .   interesting . i would not think that there was even that much music to play . do you know of any canadian musicians ?   yes , nickleback and avril lavigne ... and sorry , that was not about jupiter ...   it was about radios though which is very interesting . did you know that soldiers in world war ii made radios from razorblades and pencils ?   i did not . i thought it would have been more sophisticated than that . there is a website where you can listen to thousands of episodes of classic radio dramas for free   wow . i hope no one hiccups on the radio . do you know why we hiccup ?   i do not , why do we hiccup ? 
do you like football ?   hey ya i like the nfl and college ! my favorite position is the quarterback because they are considered the leader of the offense . what about you ?   the quarterback has a lot of responsibilities , he is the leader . too much responsibilities for me . i like defense .   oh nice . well have you heard the highest score ever in a football game was 222 - 0 when georgia tech defeated cumberland . no defense for cumberland in that game !   i would you feel if you were on the winning team ? as for i would feel kind of bad .   yeah i would feel bad too . bad sportsmanship . is n't it odd that pro bowlers used to make more money than pro football players in the 1960 's ! 
do you like football ?   hey ya i like the nfl and college ! my favorite position is the quarterback because they are considered the leader of the offense . what about you ?   the quarterback has a lot of responsibilities , he is the leader . too much responsibilities for me . i like defense .   oh nice . well have you heard the highest score ever in a football game was 222 - 0 when georgia tech defeated cumberland . no defense for cumberland in that game !   i would you feel if you were on the winning team ? as for i would feel kind of bad .   yeah i would feel bad too . bad sportsmanship . is n't it odd that pro bowlers used to make more money than pro football players in the 1960 's ! 
do you like football ?   hey ya i like the nfl and college ! my favorite position is the quarterback because they are considered the leader of the offense . what about you ?   the quarterback has a lot of responsibilities , he is the leader . too much responsibilities for me . i like defense .   oh nice . well have you heard the highest score ever in a football game was 222 - 0 when georgia tech defeated cumberland . no defense for cumberland in that game !   i would you feel if you were on the winning team ? as for i would feel kind of bad .   yeah i would feel bad too . bad sportsmanship . is n't it odd that pro bowlers used to make more money than pro football players in the 1960 's ! 
do you like football ?   hey ya i like the nfl and college ! my favorite position is the quarterback because they are considered the leader of the offense . what about you ?   the quarterback has a lot of responsibilities , he is the leader . too much responsibilities for me . i like defense .   oh nice . well have you heard the highest score ever in a football game was 222 - 0 when georgia tech defeated cumberland . no defense for cumberland in that game !   i would you feel if you were on the winning team ? as for i would feel kind of bad .   yeah i would feel bad too . bad sportsmanship . is n't it odd that pro bowlers used to make more money than pro football players in the 1960 's ! 
do you like football ?   hey ya i like the nfl and college ! my favorite position is the quarterback because they are considered the leader of the offense . what about you ?   the quarterback has a lot of responsibilities , he is the leader . too much responsibilities for me . i like defense .   oh nice . well have you heard the highest score ever in a football game was 222 - 0 when georgia tech defeated cumberland . no defense for cumberland in that game !   i would you feel if you were on the winning team ? as for i would feel kind of bad .   yeah i would feel bad too . bad sportsmanship . is n't it odd that pro bowlers used to make more money than pro football players in the 1960 's ! 
do you like football ?   hey ya i like the nfl and college ! my favorite position is the quarterback because they are considered the leader of the offense . what about you ?   the quarterback has a lot of responsibilities , he is the leader . too much responsibilities for me . i like defense .   oh nice . well have you heard the highest score ever in a football game was 222 - 0 when georgia tech defeated cumberland . no defense for cumberland in that game !   i would you feel if you were on the winning team ? as for i would feel kind of bad .   yeah i would feel bad too . bad sportsmanship . is n't it odd that pro bowlers used to make more money than pro football players in the 1960 's ! 
hello , how are you doing ? do you like xxxtentacion ?   i never heard of him . i understand that he had been fatally shot . how sad .   that is sad . i ve heard of him too , but never listened to the music .   apparently he had a number 1 hit posthumously   right and then more of his songs entered the top 100 . these eight are " moonlight " at no . 16 , " changes " at no . 18 , " jocelyn flores " at no . 19 , one with an unprintable title at no . 28 , " everybody dies on their nightmares " at no . 42 , " the remedy for a broke heart ( why am i so in love ) " at no . 58 , " hope " at no . 80 , and " numb " at no . 82 .   wow . that 's incredible . the lines of his song were sad talking about suicide   seems like a lot of musicians and actor / actress ' suffer from some kind of ailment . its so sad .   they 've got talent but problems . the year b.i.g . was killed his anthem raced up the charts .   yeah . that s crazy when people pass away that they get a boost of recognition for their work . rapper tupac shakur 's music is in the library of congress of " cultural significance . "   it takes death for things to happen and people realize the talent . when prince died his sales went up   absolutely kinda like a last tribute to them . before he became a rapper , eminem 's true dream was to become a comic   funny . did you know mcdonalds payed rappers $ 5 for everytime they referenced big macs in songs   what ! that s amazing . haha rapper busta rhymes voiced the reptar wagon in the 1998 rugrats movie   that 's cool ! did you also know that there is a deaf rapper who rhymes in sign language . that is awesome   some rappers have a sign language translator on stage with them . i 've seen it on youtube !   that 's great ! the world 's fastest rapper noclue raps 14.1 syllables per second   korean rappers invented a new type of freestyle , it 's called " compliment battle " .   really , do they do compliments ?   i do nt know , but i am visiting korea in a few , so maybe i will find out . 
hello , how are you doing ? do you like xxxtentacion ?   i never heard of him . i understand that he had been fatally shot . how sad .   that is sad . i ve heard of him too , but never listened to the music .   apparently he had a number 1 hit posthumously   right and then more of his songs entered the top 100 . these eight are " moonlight " at no . 16 , " changes " at no . 18 , " jocelyn flores " at no . 19 , one with an unprintable title at no . 28 , " everybody dies on their nightmares " at no . 42 , " the remedy for a broke heart ( why am i so in love ) " at no . 58 , " hope " at no . 80 , and " numb " at no . 82 .   wow . that 's incredible . the lines of his song were sad talking about suicide   seems like a lot of musicians and actor / actress ' suffer from some kind of ailment . its so sad .   they 've got talent but problems . the year b.i.g . was killed his anthem raced up the charts .   yeah . that s crazy when people pass away that they get a boost of recognition for their work . rapper tupac shakur 's music is in the library of congress of " cultural significance . "   it takes death for things to happen and people realize the talent . when prince died his sales went up   absolutely kinda like a last tribute to them . before he became a rapper , eminem 's true dream was to become a comic   funny . did you know mcdonalds payed rappers $ 5 for everytime they referenced big macs in songs   what ! that s amazing . haha rapper busta rhymes voiced the reptar wagon in the 1998 rugrats movie   that 's cool ! did you also know that there is a deaf rapper who rhymes in sign language . that is awesome   some rappers have a sign language translator on stage with them . i 've seen it on youtube !   that 's great ! the world 's fastest rapper noclue raps 14.1 syllables per second   korean rappers invented a new type of freestyle , it 's called " compliment battle " .   really , do they do compliments ?   i do nt know , but i am visiting korea in a few , so maybe i will find out . 
hello , how are you doing ? do you like xxxtentacion ?   i never heard of him . i understand that he had been fatally shot . how sad .   that is sad . i ve heard of him too , but never listened to the music .   apparently he had a number 1 hit posthumously   right and then more of his songs entered the top 100 . these eight are " moonlight " at no . 16 , " changes " at no . 18 , " jocelyn flores " at no . 19 , one with an unprintable title at no . 28 , " everybody dies on their nightmares " at no . 42 , " the remedy for a broke heart ( why am i so in love ) " at no . 58 , " hope " at no . 80 , and " numb " at no . 82 .   wow . that 's incredible . the lines of his song were sad talking about suicide   seems like a lot of musicians and actor / actress ' suffer from some kind of ailment . its so sad .   they 've got talent but problems . the year b.i.g . was killed his anthem raced up the charts .   yeah . that s crazy when people pass away that they get a boost of recognition for their work . rapper tupac shakur 's music is in the library of congress of " cultural significance . "   it takes death for things to happen and people realize the talent . when prince died his sales went up   absolutely kinda like a last tribute to them . before he became a rapper , eminem 's true dream was to become a comic   funny . did you know mcdonalds payed rappers $ 5 for everytime they referenced big macs in songs   what ! that s amazing . haha rapper busta rhymes voiced the reptar wagon in the 1998 rugrats movie   that 's cool ! did you also know that there is a deaf rapper who rhymes in sign language . that is awesome   some rappers have a sign language translator on stage with them . i 've seen it on youtube !   that 's great ! the world 's fastest rapper noclue raps 14.1 syllables per second   korean rappers invented a new type of freestyle , it 's called " compliment battle " .   really , do they do compliments ?   i do nt know , but i am visiting korea in a few , so maybe i will find out . 
hello , how are you doing ? do you like xxxtentacion ?   i never heard of him . i understand that he had been fatally shot . how sad .   that is sad . i ve heard of him too , but never listened to the music .   apparently he had a number 1 hit posthumously   right and then more of his songs entered the top 100 . these eight are " moonlight " at no . 16 , " changes " at no . 18 , " jocelyn flores " at no . 19 , one with an unprintable title at no . 28 , " everybody dies on their nightmares " at no . 42 , " the remedy for a broke heart ( why am i so in love ) " at no . 58 , " hope " at no . 80 , and " numb " at no . 82 .   wow . that 's incredible . the lines of his song were sad talking about suicide   seems like a lot of musicians and actor / actress ' suffer from some kind of ailment . its so sad .   they 've got talent but problems . the year b.i.g . was killed his anthem raced up the charts .   yeah . that s crazy when people pass away that they get a boost of recognition for their work . rapper tupac shakur 's music is in the library of congress of " cultural significance . "   it takes death for things to happen and people realize the talent . when prince died his sales went up   absolutely kinda like a last tribute to them . before he became a rapper , eminem 's true dream was to become a comic   funny . did you know mcdonalds payed rappers $ 5 for everytime they referenced big macs in songs   what ! that s amazing . haha rapper busta rhymes voiced the reptar wagon in the 1998 rugrats movie   that 's cool ! did you also know that there is a deaf rapper who rhymes in sign language . that is awesome   some rappers have a sign language translator on stage with them . i 've seen it on youtube !   that 's great ! the world 's fastest rapper noclue raps 14.1 syllables per second   korean rappers invented a new type of freestyle , it 's called " compliment battle " .   really , do they do compliments ?   i do nt know , but i am visiting korea in a few , so maybe i will find out . 
hello , how are you doing ? do you like xxxtentacion ?   i never heard of him . i understand that he had been fatally shot . how sad .   that is sad . i ve heard of him too , but never listened to the music .   apparently he had a number 1 hit posthumously   right and then more of his songs entered the top 100 . these eight are " moonlight " at no . 16 , " changes " at no . 18 , " jocelyn flores " at no . 19 , one with an unprintable title at no . 28 , " everybody dies on their nightmares " at no . 42 , " the remedy for a broke heart ( why am i so in love ) " at no . 58 , " hope " at no . 80 , and " numb " at no . 82 .   wow . that 's incredible . the lines of his song were sad talking about suicide   seems like a lot of musicians and actor / actress ' suffer from some kind of ailment . its so sad .   they 've got talent but problems . the year b.i.g . was killed his anthem raced up the charts .   yeah . that s crazy when people pass away that they get a boost of recognition for their work . rapper tupac shakur 's music is in the library of congress of " cultural significance . "   it takes death for things to happen and people realize the talent . when prince died his sales went up   absolutely kinda like a last tribute to them . before he became a rapper , eminem 's true dream was to become a comic   funny . did you know mcdonalds payed rappers $ 5 for everytime they referenced big macs in songs   what ! that s amazing . haha rapper busta rhymes voiced the reptar wagon in the 1998 rugrats movie   that 's cool ! did you also know that there is a deaf rapper who rhymes in sign language . that is awesome   some rappers have a sign language translator on stage with them . i 've seen it on youtube !   that 's great ! the world 's fastest rapper noclue raps 14.1 syllables per second   korean rappers invented a new type of freestyle , it 's called " compliment battle " .   really , do they do compliments ?   i do nt know , but i am visiting korea in a few , so maybe i will find out . 
hello , how are you doing ? do you like xxxtentacion ?   i never heard of him . i understand that he had been fatally shot . how sad .   that is sad . i ve heard of him too , but never listened to the music .   apparently he had a number 1 hit posthumously   right and then more of his songs entered the top 100 . these eight are " moonlight " at no . 16 , " changes " at no . 18 , " jocelyn flores " at no . 19 , one with an unprintable title at no . 28 , " everybody dies on their nightmares " at no . 42 , " the remedy for a broke heart ( why am i so in love ) " at no . 58 , " hope " at no . 80 , and " numb " at no . 82 .   wow . that 's incredible . the lines of his song were sad talking about suicide   seems like a lot of musicians and actor / actress ' suffer from some kind of ailment . its so sad .   they 've got talent but problems . the year b.i.g . was killed his anthem raced up the charts .   yeah . that s crazy when people pass away that they get a boost of recognition for their work . rapper tupac shakur 's music is in the library of congress of " cultural significance . "   it takes death for things to happen and people realize the talent . when prince died his sales went up   absolutely kinda like a last tribute to them . before he became a rapper , eminem 's true dream was to become a comic   funny . did you know mcdonalds payed rappers $ 5 for everytime they referenced big macs in songs   what ! that s amazing . haha rapper busta rhymes voiced the reptar wagon in the 1998 rugrats movie   that 's cool ! did you also know that there is a deaf rapper who rhymes in sign language . that is awesome   some rappers have a sign language translator on stage with them . i 've seen it on youtube !   that 's great ! the world 's fastest rapper noclue raps 14.1 syllables per second   korean rappers invented a new type of freestyle , it 's called " compliment battle " .   really , do they do compliments ?   i do nt know , but i am visiting korea in a few , so maybe i will find out . 
hi there ! looking forward to chat with you ! ;)   hello . speaking of chatting , i recently learned that the bars of service on a cell phone have absolutely nothing to do with the connection quality . now that 's surprising .   does n't sound right ;) so what do they stand for ?   i 'm not sure . does n't make sense to me . cell phones have been around longer than we thought . in the 1930 's , an actress named hedy lamarr helped to invent wifi , the cellphone and gigs . that s surprising !   actress ? i wonder how she did that ...   pretty amazing , huh ? almost as amazing as the world record for the price of a violin bow is over $ 182,000 . it was made out of gold and tortoiseshell !   probably some celebrity bought it ;) regular person would n't be able to afford it ;) 
hi there ! looking forward to chat with you ! ;)   hello . speaking of chatting , i recently learned that the bars of service on a cell phone have absolutely nothing to do with the connection quality . now that 's surprising .   does n't sound right ;) so what do they stand for ?   i 'm not sure . does n't make sense to me . cell phones have been around longer than we thought . in the 1930 's , an actress named hedy lamarr helped to invent wifi , the cellphone and gigs . that s surprising !   actress ? i wonder how she did that ...   pretty amazing , huh ? almost as amazing as the world record for the price of a violin bow is over $ 182,000 . it was made out of gold and tortoiseshell !   probably some celebrity bought it ;) regular person would n't be able to afford it ;) 
hi there ! looking forward to chat with you ! ;)   hello . speaking of chatting , i recently learned that the bars of service on a cell phone have absolutely nothing to do with the connection quality . now that 's surprising .   does n't sound right ;) so what do they stand for ?   i 'm not sure . does n't make sense to me . cell phones have been around longer than we thought . in the 1930 's , an actress named hedy lamarr helped to invent wifi , the cellphone and gigs . that s surprising !   actress ? i wonder how she did that ...   pretty amazing , huh ? almost as amazing as the world record for the price of a violin bow is over $ 182,000 . it was made out of gold and tortoiseshell !   probably some celebrity bought it ;) regular person would n't be able to afford it ;) 
hi there ! looking forward to chat with you ! ;)   hello . speaking of chatting , i recently learned that the bars of service on a cell phone have absolutely nothing to do with the connection quality . now that 's surprising .   does n't sound right ;) so what do they stand for ?   i 'm not sure . does n't make sense to me . cell phones have been around longer than we thought . in the 1930 's , an actress named hedy lamarr helped to invent wifi , the cellphone and gigs . that s surprising !   actress ? i wonder how she did that ...   pretty amazing , huh ? almost as amazing as the world record for the price of a violin bow is over $ 182,000 . it was made out of gold and tortoiseshell !   probably some celebrity bought it ;) regular person would n't be able to afford it ;) 
hi there ! looking forward to chat with you ! ;)   hello . speaking of chatting , i recently learned that the bars of service on a cell phone have absolutely nothing to do with the connection quality . now that 's surprising .   does n't sound right ;) so what do they stand for ?   i 'm not sure . does n't make sense to me . cell phones have been around longer than we thought . in the 1930 's , an actress named hedy lamarr helped to invent wifi , the cellphone and gigs . that s surprising !   actress ? i wonder how she did that ...   pretty amazing , huh ? almost as amazing as the world record for the price of a violin bow is over $ 182,000 . it was made out of gold and tortoiseshell !   probably some celebrity bought it ;) regular person would n't be able to afford it ;) 
hi there ! looking forward to chat with you ! ;)   hello . speaking of chatting , i recently learned that the bars of service on a cell phone have absolutely nothing to do with the connection quality . now that 's surprising .   does n't sound right ;) so what do they stand for ?   i 'm not sure . does n't make sense to me . cell phones have been around longer than we thought . in the 1930 's , an actress named hedy lamarr helped to invent wifi , the cellphone and gigs . that s surprising !   actress ? i wonder how she did that ...   pretty amazing , huh ? almost as amazing as the world record for the price of a violin bow is over $ 182,000 . it was made out of gold and tortoiseshell !   probably some celebrity bought it ;) regular person would n't be able to afford it ;) 
did you see crazy rich asians ?   no i have n't . i heard it was good .   i have not yet either but i am aware of it 's cultural impact . it was made from a novel . apparently it is a very good romantic comedy .   my mother like it . i think it stars michelle yeoh , henry golding and constance wu , right ?   it does . apparently the basic premise is that a woman is engaged to a man and when she goes to meet his family discovers that he is insanely wealthy . his mother rejects her due to her less affluent background .   if i remember correctly , jon m chu is the director .   yes he is . it was also the first movie to feature an all - asian cast in hollywood in more than 20 years which is quite the accomplishment and i 'm glad that it did well . asians seem very underrepresented in film .   the movie is 121 minutes long , which is just right and is pg-13 .   that makes it accessible to a bigger audience which is good because then more asian - americans can see themselves represented on screen .   well , lets switch topics . are you a science person . , earth is the 3rd planet from the sun . it is also the only astronomical object known to harbor life .   i am a little . i enjoy learning about it . i was aware of those facts . i also know that if we viewed the entire earth 's history as a 24 hour period , humans would only represent 1 minute and 17 seconds of that day . that is a mind blowing stat .   this is mind blowing . thank god for jupiter . it saves earth from a lot of asteroids heading toward us .   that is really surprising since that planet is mostly compromised of gas . we do not even know if there is any solid land there . i wonder how it takes the impact first in this case ?   it 's very interesting . so is the fact that the sun is 4x less dense than earth .   i know it is much larger but i do n't think it has any solidity to it so that 's interesting . another science fact is that when earth was formed a day was only 5.5 hours long .   i did n't know that . i wonder why . there is a place on earth where there is less gravity than the rest of the planet . it is the hudson bay region of canada .   i wonder how much affect that has ? is it enough to change weights in any way ? i wonder . i do also know that we are running out of helium and will essentially be out of the gas by the end of the 21st century . 
did you see crazy rich asians ?   no i have n't . i heard it was good .   i have not yet either but i am aware of it 's cultural impact . it was made from a novel . apparently it is a very good romantic comedy .   my mother like it . i think it stars michelle yeoh , henry golding and constance wu , right ?   it does . apparently the basic premise is that a woman is engaged to a man and when she goes to meet his family discovers that he is insanely wealthy . his mother rejects her due to her less affluent background .   if i remember correctly , jon m chu is the director .   yes he is . it was also the first movie to feature an all - asian cast in hollywood in more than 20 years which is quite the accomplishment and i 'm glad that it did well . asians seem very underrepresented in film .   the movie is 121 minutes long , which is just right and is pg-13 .   that makes it accessible to a bigger audience which is good because then more asian - americans can see themselves represented on screen .   well , lets switch topics . are you a science person . , earth is the 3rd planet from the sun . it is also the only astronomical object known to harbor life .   i am a little . i enjoy learning about it . i was aware of those facts . i also know that if we viewed the entire earth 's history as a 24 hour period , humans would only represent 1 minute and 17 seconds of that day . that is a mind blowing stat .   this is mind blowing . thank god for jupiter . it saves earth from a lot of asteroids heading toward us .   that is really surprising since that planet is mostly compromised of gas . we do not even know if there is any solid land there . i wonder how it takes the impact first in this case ?   it 's very interesting . so is the fact that the sun is 4x less dense than earth .   i know it is much larger but i do n't think it has any solidity to it so that 's interesting . another science fact is that when earth was formed a day was only 5.5 hours long .   i did n't know that . i wonder why . there is a place on earth where there is less gravity than the rest of the planet . it is the hudson bay region of canada .   i wonder how much affect that has ? is it enough to change weights in any way ? i wonder . i do also know that we are running out of helium and will essentially be out of the gas by the end of the 21st century . 
did you see crazy rich asians ?   no i have n't . i heard it was good .   i have not yet either but i am aware of it 's cultural impact . it was made from a novel . apparently it is a very good romantic comedy .   my mother like it . i think it stars michelle yeoh , henry golding and constance wu , right ?   it does . apparently the basic premise is that a woman is engaged to a man and when she goes to meet his family discovers that he is insanely wealthy . his mother rejects her due to her less affluent background .   if i remember correctly , jon m chu is the director .   yes he is . it was also the first movie to feature an all - asian cast in hollywood in more than 20 years which is quite the accomplishment and i 'm glad that it did well . asians seem very underrepresented in film .   the movie is 121 minutes long , which is just right and is pg-13 .   that makes it accessible to a bigger audience which is good because then more asian - americans can see themselves represented on screen .   well , lets switch topics . are you a science person . , earth is the 3rd planet from the sun . it is also the only astronomical object known to harbor life .   i am a little . i enjoy learning about it . i was aware of those facts . i also know that if we viewed the entire earth 's history as a 24 hour period , humans would only represent 1 minute and 17 seconds of that day . that is a mind blowing stat .   this is mind blowing . thank god for jupiter . it saves earth from a lot of asteroids heading toward us .   that is really surprising since that planet is mostly compromised of gas . we do not even know if there is any solid land there . i wonder how it takes the impact first in this case ?   it 's very interesting . so is the fact that the sun is 4x less dense than earth .   i know it is much larger but i do n't think it has any solidity to it so that 's interesting . another science fact is that when earth was formed a day was only 5.5 hours long .   i did n't know that . i wonder why . there is a place on earth where there is less gravity than the rest of the planet . it is the hudson bay region of canada .   i wonder how much affect that has ? is it enough to change weights in any way ? i wonder . i do also know that we are running out of helium and will essentially be out of the gas by the end of the 21st century . 
did you see crazy rich asians ?   no i have n't . i heard it was good .   i have not yet either but i am aware of it 's cultural impact . it was made from a novel . apparently it is a very good romantic comedy .   my mother like it . i think it stars michelle yeoh , henry golding and constance wu , right ?   it does . apparently the basic premise is that a woman is engaged to a man and when she goes to meet his family discovers that he is insanely wealthy . his mother rejects her due to her less affluent background .   if i remember correctly , jon m chu is the director .   yes he is . it was also the first movie to feature an all - asian cast in hollywood in more than 20 years which is quite the accomplishment and i 'm glad that it did well . asians seem very underrepresented in film .   the movie is 121 minutes long , which is just right and is pg-13 .   that makes it accessible to a bigger audience which is good because then more asian - americans can see themselves represented on screen .   well , lets switch topics . are you a science person . , earth is the 3rd planet from the sun . it is also the only astronomical object known to harbor life .   i am a little . i enjoy learning about it . i was aware of those facts . i also know that if we viewed the entire earth 's history as a 24 hour period , humans would only represent 1 minute and 17 seconds of that day . that is a mind blowing stat .   this is mind blowing . thank god for jupiter . it saves earth from a lot of asteroids heading toward us .   that is really surprising since that planet is mostly compromised of gas . we do not even know if there is any solid land there . i wonder how it takes the impact first in this case ?   it 's very interesting . so is the fact that the sun is 4x less dense than earth .   i know it is much larger but i do n't think it has any solidity to it so that 's interesting . another science fact is that when earth was formed a day was only 5.5 hours long .   i did n't know that . i wonder why . there is a place on earth where there is less gravity than the rest of the planet . it is the hudson bay region of canada .   i wonder how much affect that has ? is it enough to change weights in any way ? i wonder . i do also know that we are running out of helium and will essentially be out of the gas by the end of the 21st century . 
did you see crazy rich asians ?   no i have n't . i heard it was good .   i have not yet either but i am aware of it 's cultural impact . it was made from a novel . apparently it is a very good romantic comedy .   my mother like it . i think it stars michelle yeoh , henry golding and constance wu , right ?   it does . apparently the basic premise is that a woman is engaged to a man and when she goes to meet his family discovers that he is insanely wealthy . his mother rejects her due to her less affluent background .   if i remember correctly , jon m chu is the director .   yes he is . it was also the first movie to feature an all - asian cast in hollywood in more than 20 years which is quite the accomplishment and i 'm glad that it did well . asians seem very underrepresented in film .   the movie is 121 minutes long , which is just right and is pg-13 .   that makes it accessible to a bigger audience which is good because then more asian - americans can see themselves represented on screen .   well , lets switch topics . are you a science person . , earth is the 3rd planet from the sun . it is also the only astronomical object known to harbor life .   i am a little . i enjoy learning about it . i was aware of those facts . i also know that if we viewed the entire earth 's history as a 24 hour period , humans would only represent 1 minute and 17 seconds of that day . that is a mind blowing stat .   this is mind blowing . thank god for jupiter . it saves earth from a lot of asteroids heading toward us .   that is really surprising since that planet is mostly compromised of gas . we do not even know if there is any solid land there . i wonder how it takes the impact first in this case ?   it 's very interesting . so is the fact that the sun is 4x less dense than earth .   i know it is much larger but i do n't think it has any solidity to it so that 's interesting . another science fact is that when earth was formed a day was only 5.5 hours long .   i did n't know that . i wonder why . there is a place on earth where there is less gravity than the rest of the planet . it is the hudson bay region of canada .   i wonder how much affect that has ? is it enough to change weights in any way ? i wonder . i do also know that we are running out of helium and will essentially be out of the gas by the end of the 21st century . 
did you see crazy rich asians ?   no i have n't . i heard it was good .   i have not yet either but i am aware of it 's cultural impact . it was made from a novel . apparently it is a very good romantic comedy .   my mother like it . i think it stars michelle yeoh , henry golding and constance wu , right ?   it does . apparently the basic premise is that a woman is engaged to a man and when she goes to meet his family discovers that he is insanely wealthy . his mother rejects her due to her less affluent background .   if i remember correctly , jon m chu is the director .   yes he is . it was also the first movie to feature an all - asian cast in hollywood in more than 20 years which is quite the accomplishment and i 'm glad that it did well . asians seem very underrepresented in film .   the movie is 121 minutes long , which is just right and is pg-13 .   that makes it accessible to a bigger audience which is good because then more asian - americans can see themselves represented on screen .   well , lets switch topics . are you a science person . , earth is the 3rd planet from the sun . it is also the only astronomical object known to harbor life .   i am a little . i enjoy learning about it . i was aware of those facts . i also know that if we viewed the entire earth 's history as a 24 hour period , humans would only represent 1 minute and 17 seconds of that day . that is a mind blowing stat .   this is mind blowing . thank god for jupiter . it saves earth from a lot of asteroids heading toward us .   that is really surprising since that planet is mostly compromised of gas . we do not even know if there is any solid land there . i wonder how it takes the impact first in this case ?   it 's very interesting . so is the fact that the sun is 4x less dense than earth .   i know it is much larger but i do n't think it has any solidity to it so that 's interesting . another science fact is that when earth was formed a day was only 5.5 hours long .   i did n't know that . i wonder why . there is a place on earth where there is less gravity than the rest of the planet . it is the hudson bay region of canada .   i wonder how much affect that has ? is it enough to change weights in any way ? i wonder . i do also know that we are running out of helium and will essentially be out of the gas by the end of the 21st century . 
d.c . area and all of its attractive locations , sure would be nice to visit it   i totally agree with you . i would love to go to the national museum of natural history .   i would love to go there too , i hear the building is just awesome   they say there are some great coffee shops in the area too . some politicians have been seen at them .   yeah around the capitol hill area there is a great coffee store called port city java   i bet there are some great restaurants too .   yeah there is this great thai place over on takoma park , really good ,   i imagine that one is great for if you want to eat healthy . they probably have lots of vegetables and tofu .   yeah i hear they have one of the best tofus in the country , so it would be nice to eat there specially if you have food allergies   do you know if the area has any great theaters for movies and plays ?   thare are , some of them are the kennedy center , imagination stage , adventure theater and ipic theatre , a lot of choices there   i bet the ipic theater would be great to see incredibles 2 on .   i bet it was , its a nice stage , did you watch that movie by the way ?   i have n't seen it yet . i have seen the original though . have you seen either or both of them ?   i have seen both and i must say i liked the first one better althought the cast of the 2nd part got an upgrade   i 'm not familiar with the cast of the second one . are they big name actors / actresses ?   yeah have you watched breaking bad ? well the actor that played saul is one of the new voices   oh okay ! say , i heard that the director did one of the voices too . i think he did edna mode .   yeah he did , its interesting how he picked the cast for the movie 
d.c . area and all of its attractive locations , sure would be nice to visit it   i totally agree with you . i would love to go to the national museum of natural history .   i would love to go there too , i hear the building is just awesome   they say there are some great coffee shops in the area too . some politicians have been seen at them .   yeah around the capitol hill area there is a great coffee store called port city java   i bet there are some great restaurants too .   yeah there is this great thai place over on takoma park , really good ,   i imagine that one is great for if you want to eat healthy . they probably have lots of vegetables and tofu .   yeah i hear they have one of the best tofus in the country , so it would be nice to eat there specially if you have food allergies   do you know if the area has any great theaters for movies and plays ?   thare are , some of them are the kennedy center , imagination stage , adventure theater and ipic theatre , a lot of choices there   i bet the ipic theater would be great to see incredibles 2 on .   i bet it was , its a nice stage , did you watch that movie by the way ?   i have n't seen it yet . i have seen the original though . have you seen either or both of them ?   i have seen both and i must say i liked the first one better althought the cast of the 2nd part got an upgrade   i 'm not familiar with the cast of the second one . are they big name actors / actresses ?   yeah have you watched breaking bad ? well the actor that played saul is one of the new voices   oh okay ! say , i heard that the director did one of the voices too . i think he did edna mode .   yeah he did , its interesting how he picked the cast for the movie 
d.c . area and all of its attractive locations , sure would be nice to visit it   i totally agree with you . i would love to go to the national museum of natural history .   i would love to go there too , i hear the building is just awesome   they say there are some great coffee shops in the area too . some politicians have been seen at them .   yeah around the capitol hill area there is a great coffee store called port city java   i bet there are some great restaurants too .   yeah there is this great thai place over on takoma park , really good ,   i imagine that one is great for if you want to eat healthy . they probably have lots of vegetables and tofu .   yeah i hear they have one of the best tofus in the country , so it would be nice to eat there specially if you have food allergies   do you know if the area has any great theaters for movies and plays ?   thare are , some of them are the kennedy center , imagination stage , adventure theater and ipic theatre , a lot of choices there   i bet the ipic theater would be great to see incredibles 2 on .   i bet it was , its a nice stage , did you watch that movie by the way ?   i have n't seen it yet . i have seen the original though . have you seen either or both of them ?   i have seen both and i must say i liked the first one better althought the cast of the 2nd part got an upgrade   i 'm not familiar with the cast of the second one . are they big name actors / actresses ?   yeah have you watched breaking bad ? well the actor that played saul is one of the new voices   oh okay ! say , i heard that the director did one of the voices too . i think he did edna mode .   yeah he did , its interesting how he picked the cast for the movie 
d.c . area and all of its attractive locations , sure would be nice to visit it   i totally agree with you . i would love to go to the national museum of natural history .   i would love to go there too , i hear the building is just awesome   they say there are some great coffee shops in the area too . some politicians have been seen at them .   yeah around the capitol hill area there is a great coffee store called port city java   i bet there are some great restaurants too .   yeah there is this great thai place over on takoma park , really good ,   i imagine that one is great for if you want to eat healthy . they probably have lots of vegetables and tofu .   yeah i hear they have one of the best tofus in the country , so it would be nice to eat there specially if you have food allergies   do you know if the area has any great theaters for movies and plays ?   thare are , some of them are the kennedy center , imagination stage , adventure theater and ipic theatre , a lot of choices there   i bet the ipic theater would be great to see incredibles 2 on .   i bet it was , its a nice stage , did you watch that movie by the way ?   i have n't seen it yet . i have seen the original though . have you seen either or both of them ?   i have seen both and i must say i liked the first one better althought the cast of the 2nd part got an upgrade   i 'm not familiar with the cast of the second one . are they big name actors / actresses ?   yeah have you watched breaking bad ? well the actor that played saul is one of the new voices   oh okay ! say , i heard that the director did one of the voices too . i think he did edna mode .   yeah he did , its interesting how he picked the cast for the movie 
d.c . area and all of its attractive locations , sure would be nice to visit it   i totally agree with you . i would love to go to the national museum of natural history .   i would love to go there too , i hear the building is just awesome   they say there are some great coffee shops in the area too . some politicians have been seen at them .   yeah around the capitol hill area there is a great coffee store called port city java   i bet there are some great restaurants too .   yeah there is this great thai place over on takoma park , really good ,   i imagine that one is great for if you want to eat healthy . they probably have lots of vegetables and tofu .   yeah i hear they have one of the best tofus in the country , so it would be nice to eat there specially if you have food allergies   do you know if the area has any great theaters for movies and plays ?   thare are , some of them are the kennedy center , imagination stage , adventure theater and ipic theatre , a lot of choices there   i bet the ipic theater would be great to see incredibles 2 on .   i bet it was , its a nice stage , did you watch that movie by the way ?   i have n't seen it yet . i have seen the original though . have you seen either or both of them ?   i have seen both and i must say i liked the first one better althought the cast of the 2nd part got an upgrade   i 'm not familiar with the cast of the second one . are they big name actors / actresses ?   yeah have you watched breaking bad ? well the actor that played saul is one of the new voices   oh okay ! say , i heard that the director did one of the voices too . i think he did edna mode .   yeah he did , its interesting how he picked the cast for the movie 
d.c . area and all of its attractive locations , sure would be nice to visit it   i totally agree with you . i would love to go to the national museum of natural history .   i would love to go there too , i hear the building is just awesome   they say there are some great coffee shops in the area too . some politicians have been seen at them .   yeah around the capitol hill area there is a great coffee store called port city java   i bet there are some great restaurants too .   yeah there is this great thai place over on takoma park , really good ,   i imagine that one is great for if you want to eat healthy . they probably have lots of vegetables and tofu .   yeah i hear they have one of the best tofus in the country , so it would be nice to eat there specially if you have food allergies   do you know if the area has any great theaters for movies and plays ?   thare are , some of them are the kennedy center , imagination stage , adventure theater and ipic theatre , a lot of choices there   i bet the ipic theater would be great to see incredibles 2 on .   i bet it was , its a nice stage , did you watch that movie by the way ?   i have n't seen it yet . i have seen the original though . have you seen either or both of them ?   i have seen both and i must say i liked the first one better althought the cast of the 2nd part got an upgrade   i 'm not familiar with the cast of the second one . are they big name actors / actresses ?   yeah have you watched breaking bad ? well the actor that played saul is one of the new voices   oh okay ! say , i heard that the director did one of the voices too . i think he did edna mode .   yeah he did , its interesting how he picked the cast for the movie 
hello , do you like swimming ?   hi there ! i do ! i love watching the olympic events . how about you ?   same here . i do not swim that much but i occasionally go to the pool every once and a while . i also enjoy watching swimming in the olympics ;   did you know cornell students are actually required to pass a basic swim test before they can graduate ?   i think that that is a good idea ! native americans also introduced the british to the front crawl . 
hello , do you like swimming ?   hi there ! i do ! i love watching the olympic events . how about you ?   same here . i do not swim that much but i occasionally go to the pool every once and a while . i also enjoy watching swimming in the olympics ;   did you know cornell students are actually required to pass a basic swim test before they can graduate ?   i think that that is a good idea ! native americans also introduced the british to the front crawl . 
hello , do you like swimming ?   hi there ! i do ! i love watching the olympic events . how about you ?   same here . i do not swim that much but i occasionally go to the pool every once and a while . i also enjoy watching swimming in the olympics ;   did you know cornell students are actually required to pass a basic swim test before they can graduate ?   i think that that is a good idea ! native americans also introduced the british to the front crawl . 
hello , do you like swimming ?   hi there ! i do ! i love watching the olympic events . how about you ?   same here . i do not swim that much but i occasionally go to the pool every once and a while . i also enjoy watching swimming in the olympics ;   did you know cornell students are actually required to pass a basic swim test before they can graduate ?   i think that that is a good idea ! native americans also introduced the british to the front crawl . 
hello , do you like swimming ?   hi there ! i do ! i love watching the olympic events . how about you ?   same here . i do not swim that much but i occasionally go to the pool every once and a while . i also enjoy watching swimming in the olympics ;   did you know cornell students are actually required to pass a basic swim test before they can graduate ?   i think that that is a good idea ! native americans also introduced the british to the front crawl . 
hello , do you like swimming ?   hi there ! i do ! i love watching the olympic events . how about you ?   same here . i do not swim that much but i occasionally go to the pool every once and a while . i also enjoy watching swimming in the olympics ;   did you know cornell students are actually required to pass a basic swim test before they can graduate ?   i think that that is a good idea ! native americans also introduced the british to the front crawl . 
every us president with a beard has been a republican , that 's odd .   that is odd . so what do you think of trump .   i like trump   me too . i think he needs to calm down a little bit sometimes but he is a smart dude .   yeah i never liked trump before he was president . i think he 's doing a great job with all that he 's been dealt . 
every us president with a beard has been a republican , that 's odd .   that is odd . so what do you think of trump .   i like trump   me too . i think he needs to calm down a little bit sometimes but he is a smart dude .   yeah i never liked trump before he was president . i think he 's doing a great job with all that he 's been dealt . 
every us president with a beard has been a republican , that 's odd .   that is odd . so what do you think of trump .   i like trump   me too . i think he needs to calm down a little bit sometimes but he is a smart dude .   yeah i never liked trump before he was president . i think he 's doing a great job with all that he 's been dealt . 
every us president with a beard has been a republican , that 's odd .   that is odd . so what do you think of trump .   i like trump   me too . i think he needs to calm down a little bit sometimes but he is a smart dude .   yeah i never liked trump before he was president . i think he 's doing a great job with all that he 's been dealt . 
every us president with a beard has been a republican , that 's odd .   that is odd . so what do you think of trump .   i like trump   me too . i think he needs to calm down a little bit sometimes but he is a smart dude .   yeah i never liked trump before he was president . i think he 's doing a great job with all that he 's been dealt . 
every us president with a beard has been a republican , that 's odd .   that is odd . so what do you think of trump .   i like trump   me too . i think he needs to calm down a little bit sometimes but he is a smart dude .   yeah i never liked trump before he was president . i think he 's doing a great job with all that he 's been dealt . 
hello , did you know that more than 80 % of the earths forests have been destroyed ?   that is sad . i hope we can reverse that statistic .   yeah that is really sad . i recently read that earth will be helium free by the end of the 21st century .   i also think it is interesting that when earth was formed , a day was only 5.5 hours long . i wonder why that changed ?   i do n't know , maybe it slowed its rotation eventually ? that 's pretty weird .   do you believe in aliens ? the un appointed ambassadors to extraterrestrials .   yes , definitely . that s cool lol at least they are prepared ! do you believe in aliens ?   i am not sure . i feel like there is more life out there . i wonder if they will make contact with earth ?   i m assuming so , otherwise what would the ambassador have to study ? lol how else can he be prepared if there s no evidence ?   i am not sure . do you have any pets ?   yup , i have a dog . how about you ?   i have a cat . did you know that there are cat cafes in japan and taiwan where people can pay hourly to play with cats and have drinks !   lol yeah , there s all sorts of cafes like that , i ve been to a meerkat cafe , a bird cafe and a raccoon cafe before .   that is really interesting . i would like that . i wish i slept as much as cats . when a cat reaches 15 years old it has usually spent 10 years of its life sleeping .   that s a lot of sleeping ! there s is a cat named stubbs in alaska that is a mayor lol 
hello , did you know that more than 80 % of the earths forests have been destroyed ?   that is sad . i hope we can reverse that statistic .   yeah that is really sad . i recently read that earth will be helium free by the end of the 21st century .   i also think it is interesting that when earth was formed , a day was only 5.5 hours long . i wonder why that changed ?   i do n't know , maybe it slowed its rotation eventually ? that 's pretty weird .   do you believe in aliens ? the un appointed ambassadors to extraterrestrials .   yes , definitely . that s cool lol at least they are prepared ! do you believe in aliens ?   i am not sure . i feel like there is more life out there . i wonder if they will make contact with earth ?   i m assuming so , otherwise what would the ambassador have to study ? lol how else can he be prepared if there s no evidence ?   i am not sure . do you have any pets ?   yup , i have a dog . how about you ?   i have a cat . did you know that there are cat cafes in japan and taiwan where people can pay hourly to play with cats and have drinks !   lol yeah , there s all sorts of cafes like that , i ve been to a meerkat cafe , a bird cafe and a raccoon cafe before .   that is really interesting . i would like that . i wish i slept as much as cats . when a cat reaches 15 years old it has usually spent 10 years of its life sleeping .   that s a lot of sleeping ! there s is a cat named stubbs in alaska that is a mayor lol 
hello , did you know that more than 80 % of the earths forests have been destroyed ?   that is sad . i hope we can reverse that statistic .   yeah that is really sad . i recently read that earth will be helium free by the end of the 21st century .   i also think it is interesting that when earth was formed , a day was only 5.5 hours long . i wonder why that changed ?   i do n't know , maybe it slowed its rotation eventually ? that 's pretty weird .   do you believe in aliens ? the un appointed ambassadors to extraterrestrials .   yes , definitely . that s cool lol at least they are prepared ! do you believe in aliens ?   i am not sure . i feel like there is more life out there . i wonder if they will make contact with earth ?   i m assuming so , otherwise what would the ambassador have to study ? lol how else can he be prepared if there s no evidence ?   i am not sure . do you have any pets ?   yup , i have a dog . how about you ?   i have a cat . did you know that there are cat cafes in japan and taiwan where people can pay hourly to play with cats and have drinks !   lol yeah , there s all sorts of cafes like that , i ve been to a meerkat cafe , a bird cafe and a raccoon cafe before .   that is really interesting . i would like that . i wish i slept as much as cats . when a cat reaches 15 years old it has usually spent 10 years of its life sleeping .   that s a lot of sleeping ! there s is a cat named stubbs in alaska that is a mayor lol 
hello , did you know that more than 80 % of the earths forests have been destroyed ?   that is sad . i hope we can reverse that statistic .   yeah that is really sad . i recently read that earth will be helium free by the end of the 21st century .   i also think it is interesting that when earth was formed , a day was only 5.5 hours long . i wonder why that changed ?   i do n't know , maybe it slowed its rotation eventually ? that 's pretty weird .   do you believe in aliens ? the un appointed ambassadors to extraterrestrials .   yes , definitely . that s cool lol at least they are prepared ! do you believe in aliens ?   i am not sure . i feel like there is more life out there . i wonder if they will make contact with earth ?   i m assuming so , otherwise what would the ambassador have to study ? lol how else can he be prepared if there s no evidence ?   i am not sure . do you have any pets ?   yup , i have a dog . how about you ?   i have a cat . did you know that there are cat cafes in japan and taiwan where people can pay hourly to play with cats and have drinks !   lol yeah , there s all sorts of cafes like that , i ve been to a meerkat cafe , a bird cafe and a raccoon cafe before .   that is really interesting . i would like that . i wish i slept as much as cats . when a cat reaches 15 years old it has usually spent 10 years of its life sleeping .   that s a lot of sleeping ! there s is a cat named stubbs in alaska that is a mayor lol 
hello , did you know that more than 80 % of the earths forests have been destroyed ?   that is sad . i hope we can reverse that statistic .   yeah that is really sad . i recently read that earth will be helium free by the end of the 21st century .   i also think it is interesting that when earth was formed , a day was only 5.5 hours long . i wonder why that changed ?   i do n't know , maybe it slowed its rotation eventually ? that 's pretty weird .   do you believe in aliens ? the un appointed ambassadors to extraterrestrials .   yes , definitely . that s cool lol at least they are prepared ! do you believe in aliens ?   i am not sure . i feel like there is more life out there . i wonder if they will make contact with earth ?   i m assuming so , otherwise what would the ambassador have to study ? lol how else can he be prepared if there s no evidence ?   i am not sure . do you have any pets ?   yup , i have a dog . how about you ?   i have a cat . did you know that there are cat cafes in japan and taiwan where people can pay hourly to play with cats and have drinks !   lol yeah , there s all sorts of cafes like that , i ve been to a meerkat cafe , a bird cafe and a raccoon cafe before .   that is really interesting . i would like that . i wish i slept as much as cats . when a cat reaches 15 years old it has usually spent 10 years of its life sleeping .   that s a lot of sleeping ! there s is a cat named stubbs in alaska that is a mayor lol 
hello , did you know that more than 80 % of the earths forests have been destroyed ?   that is sad . i hope we can reverse that statistic .   yeah that is really sad . i recently read that earth will be helium free by the end of the 21st century .   i also think it is interesting that when earth was formed , a day was only 5.5 hours long . i wonder why that changed ?   i do n't know , maybe it slowed its rotation eventually ? that 's pretty weird .   do you believe in aliens ? the un appointed ambassadors to extraterrestrials .   yes , definitely . that s cool lol at least they are prepared ! do you believe in aliens ?   i am not sure . i feel like there is more life out there . i wonder if they will make contact with earth ?   i m assuming so , otherwise what would the ambassador have to study ? lol how else can he be prepared if there s no evidence ?   i am not sure . do you have any pets ?   yup , i have a dog . how about you ?   i have a cat . did you know that there are cat cafes in japan and taiwan where people can pay hourly to play with cats and have drinks !   lol yeah , there s all sorts of cafes like that , i ve been to a meerkat cafe , a bird cafe and a raccoon cafe before .   that is really interesting . i would like that . i wish i slept as much as cats . when a cat reaches 15 years old it has usually spent 10 years of its life sleeping .   that s a lot of sleeping ! there s is a cat named stubbs in alaska that is a mayor lol 
hello how are you doing ? reggie miller , nba hall of famer , could n't escape his older sister cheryl 's shadow while in high school . on january 26 , 1982 , he scored a career high 40 points . he tried bragging about it on the car ride home , only to find out cheryl scored 105 points and broken 8 national records !   yes , and do you like basketball ?   i do nt keep track of all basketball but i do watch the warriors play . how about you ?   yes , me also . but it 's very interesting game in the world .   it is , did you know nba player allen iverson signed a lifetime endorsement contract with reebok in 2001 that would pay him $ 800,000 a year until he reaches age 55 to where he would then receive a final lump sum payment of $ 32,000,000 .   national basketball association ( nba ) , professional basketball league formed in the united states in 1949 by the merger of two rival organizations , the national basketball league ( founded 1937 ) and the basketball association of america ( founded 1946 ) .   oh i guess that s interesting .   by the early 1980s the nba was plagued by money - losing franchises , low attendance , declining television ratings , and limited national appeal . the league soon rebounded under the leadership of david stern , nba commissioner from 1984 , who helped transform it into an international entertainment company .   physicists proved that shooting " granny style " is the absolute best technique to consistently score points on the line , but nba players refuse to do it because it looks stupid . maybe they should start shooting granny style again ! lol   yes , that 's nice .   kareem abdul - jabbar 's dominant use of the dunk got the shot banned from college basketball for over a decade .   kareem abdul - jabbar is an american retired professional basketball player who played 20 seasons in the national basketball association for the milwaukee bucks and the los angeles lakers .   james naismith , the inventor of basketball , is the only losing coach in the university of kansas 's history   james naismith wrote and developed the game 's original thirteen rules and , through the ymca network , quickly spread the news throughout the country . 
hello how are you doing ? reggie miller , nba hall of famer , could n't escape his older sister cheryl 's shadow while in high school . on january 26 , 1982 , he scored a career high 40 points . he tried bragging about it on the car ride home , only to find out cheryl scored 105 points and broken 8 national records !   yes , and do you like basketball ?   i do nt keep track of all basketball but i do watch the warriors play . how about you ?   yes , me also . but it 's very interesting game in the world .   it is , did you know nba player allen iverson signed a lifetime endorsement contract with reebok in 2001 that would pay him $ 800,000 a year until he reaches age 55 to where he would then receive a final lump sum payment of $ 32,000,000 .   national basketball association ( nba ) , professional basketball league formed in the united states in 1949 by the merger of two rival organizations , the national basketball league ( founded 1937 ) and the basketball association of america ( founded 1946 ) .   oh i guess that s interesting .   by the early 1980s the nba was plagued by money - losing franchises , low attendance , declining television ratings , and limited national appeal . the league soon rebounded under the leadership of david stern , nba commissioner from 1984 , who helped transform it into an international entertainment company .   physicists proved that shooting " granny style " is the absolute best technique to consistently score points on the line , but nba players refuse to do it because it looks stupid . maybe they should start shooting granny style again ! lol   yes , that 's nice .   kareem abdul - jabbar 's dominant use of the dunk got the shot banned from college basketball for over a decade .   kareem abdul - jabbar is an american retired professional basketball player who played 20 seasons in the national basketball association for the milwaukee bucks and the los angeles lakers .   james naismith , the inventor of basketball , is the only losing coach in the university of kansas 's history   james naismith wrote and developed the game 's original thirteen rules and , through the ymca network , quickly spread the news throughout the country . 
hello how are you doing ? reggie miller , nba hall of famer , could n't escape his older sister cheryl 's shadow while in high school . on january 26 , 1982 , he scored a career high 40 points . he tried bragging about it on the car ride home , only to find out cheryl scored 105 points and broken 8 national records !   yes , and do you like basketball ?   i do nt keep track of all basketball but i do watch the warriors play . how about you ?   yes , me also . but it 's very interesting game in the world .   it is , did you know nba player allen iverson signed a lifetime endorsement contract with reebok in 2001 that would pay him $ 800,000 a year until he reaches age 55 to where he would then receive a final lump sum payment of $ 32,000,000 .   national basketball association ( nba ) , professional basketball league formed in the united states in 1949 by the merger of two rival organizations , the national basketball league ( founded 1937 ) and the basketball association of america ( founded 1946 ) .   oh i guess that s interesting .   by the early 1980s the nba was plagued by money - losing franchises , low attendance , declining television ratings , and limited national appeal . the league soon rebounded under the leadership of david stern , nba commissioner from 1984 , who helped transform it into an international entertainment company .   physicists proved that shooting " granny style " is the absolute best technique to consistently score points on the line , but nba players refuse to do it because it looks stupid . maybe they should start shooting granny style again ! lol   yes , that 's nice .   kareem abdul - jabbar 's dominant use of the dunk got the shot banned from college basketball for over a decade .   kareem abdul - jabbar is an american retired professional basketball player who played 20 seasons in the national basketball association for the milwaukee bucks and the los angeles lakers .   james naismith , the inventor of basketball , is the only losing coach in the university of kansas 's history   james naismith wrote and developed the game 's original thirteen rules and , through the ymca network , quickly spread the news throughout the country . 
hello how are you doing ? reggie miller , nba hall of famer , could n't escape his older sister cheryl 's shadow while in high school . on january 26 , 1982 , he scored a career high 40 points . he tried bragging about it on the car ride home , only to find out cheryl scored 105 points and broken 8 national records !   yes , and do you like basketball ?   i do nt keep track of all basketball but i do watch the warriors play . how about you ?   yes , me also . but it 's very interesting game in the world .   it is , did you know nba player allen iverson signed a lifetime endorsement contract with reebok in 2001 that would pay him $ 800,000 a year until he reaches age 55 to where he would then receive a final lump sum payment of $ 32,000,000 .   national basketball association ( nba ) , professional basketball league formed in the united states in 1949 by the merger of two rival organizations , the national basketball league ( founded 1937 ) and the basketball association of america ( founded 1946 ) .   oh i guess that s interesting .   by the early 1980s the nba was plagued by money - losing franchises , low attendance , declining television ratings , and limited national appeal . the league soon rebounded under the leadership of david stern , nba commissioner from 1984 , who helped transform it into an international entertainment company .   physicists proved that shooting " granny style " is the absolute best technique to consistently score points on the line , but nba players refuse to do it because it looks stupid . maybe they should start shooting granny style again ! lol   yes , that 's nice .   kareem abdul - jabbar 's dominant use of the dunk got the shot banned from college basketball for over a decade .   kareem abdul - jabbar is an american retired professional basketball player who played 20 seasons in the national basketball association for the milwaukee bucks and the los angeles lakers .   james naismith , the inventor of basketball , is the only losing coach in the university of kansas 's history   james naismith wrote and developed the game 's original thirteen rules and , through the ymca network , quickly spread the news throughout the country . 
hello how are you doing ? reggie miller , nba hall of famer , could n't escape his older sister cheryl 's shadow while in high school . on january 26 , 1982 , he scored a career high 40 points . he tried bragging about it on the car ride home , only to find out cheryl scored 105 points and broken 8 national records !   yes , and do you like basketball ?   i do nt keep track of all basketball but i do watch the warriors play . how about you ?   yes , me also . but it 's very interesting game in the world .   it is , did you know nba player allen iverson signed a lifetime endorsement contract with reebok in 2001 that would pay him $ 800,000 a year until he reaches age 55 to where he would then receive a final lump sum payment of $ 32,000,000 .   national basketball association ( nba ) , professional basketball league formed in the united states in 1949 by the merger of two rival organizations , the national basketball league ( founded 1937 ) and the basketball association of america ( founded 1946 ) .   oh i guess that s interesting .   by the early 1980s the nba was plagued by money - losing franchises , low attendance , declining television ratings , and limited national appeal . the league soon rebounded under the leadership of david stern , nba commissioner from 1984 , who helped transform it into an international entertainment company .   physicists proved that shooting " granny style " is the absolute best technique to consistently score points on the line , but nba players refuse to do it because it looks stupid . maybe they should start shooting granny style again ! lol   yes , that 's nice .   kareem abdul - jabbar 's dominant use of the dunk got the shot banned from college basketball for over a decade .   kareem abdul - jabbar is an american retired professional basketball player who played 20 seasons in the national basketball association for the milwaukee bucks and the los angeles lakers .   james naismith , the inventor of basketball , is the only losing coach in the university of kansas 's history   james naismith wrote and developed the game 's original thirteen rules and , through the ymca network , quickly spread the news throughout the country . 
hello how are you doing ? reggie miller , nba hall of famer , could n't escape his older sister cheryl 's shadow while in high school . on january 26 , 1982 , he scored a career high 40 points . he tried bragging about it on the car ride home , only to find out cheryl scored 105 points and broken 8 national records !   yes , and do you like basketball ?   i do nt keep track of all basketball but i do watch the warriors play . how about you ?   yes , me also . but it 's very interesting game in the world .   it is , did you know nba player allen iverson signed a lifetime endorsement contract with reebok in 2001 that would pay him $ 800,000 a year until he reaches age 55 to where he would then receive a final lump sum payment of $ 32,000,000 .   national basketball association ( nba ) , professional basketball league formed in the united states in 1949 by the merger of two rival organizations , the national basketball league ( founded 1937 ) and the basketball association of america ( founded 1946 ) .   oh i guess that s interesting .   by the early 1980s the nba was plagued by money - losing franchises , low attendance , declining television ratings , and limited national appeal . the league soon rebounded under the leadership of david stern , nba commissioner from 1984 , who helped transform it into an international entertainment company .   physicists proved that shooting " granny style " is the absolute best technique to consistently score points on the line , but nba players refuse to do it because it looks stupid . maybe they should start shooting granny style again ! lol   yes , that 's nice .   kareem abdul - jabbar 's dominant use of the dunk got the shot banned from college basketball for over a decade .   kareem abdul - jabbar is an american retired professional basketball player who played 20 seasons in the national basketball association for the milwaukee bucks and the los angeles lakers .   james naismith , the inventor of basketball , is the only losing coach in the university of kansas 's history   james naismith wrote and developed the game 's original thirteen rules and , through the ymca network , quickly spread the news throughout the country . 
are you interested in government related policy   i ca n't believe how much of a disaster the festival was .   yeah , i can not believe it either   i think for the level of this fraud they should have levied the maximum sentence requested .   i concur . these are not the best people .   i love that the judge told him that bipolar does not excuse his behavior .   his excuse was such a joke . no one will believe that for sure   even his prepared statements sound so hollow . it is like a regurgitation of ever statement where people have got caught doing something wrong and want to manipulate their way out of punishment .   even with the best lawyer , he will never and ever get away such hideous crime   i wonder why as a co founder ja rule was not charged .   i have no idea , i think ja rule probably did not know the information beforehand .   it would have been nice if they had named the people who were scammed out of 1.2 million to give us an insight to how deep this attempt to defraud went .   i think because of privacy or personal issues that they do not want to release such information . do you keep track of celebrity news by any chance   no i do n't tend to read much about it unless it is front of me like this article .   okay . do you believe what is the max sentence and fine should this guy get ?   i think he should have gotten 20 years and be forced to return every cent he collected . what do you think ?   completely with you on this . to warn others from carrying out such act .   yes that would be a deterrent . punishments should be harsher to show the judicial system is serious . 
are you interested in government related policy   i ca n't believe how much of a disaster the festival was .   yeah , i can not believe it either   i think for the level of this fraud they should have levied the maximum sentence requested .   i concur . these are not the best people .   i love that the judge told him that bipolar does not excuse his behavior .   his excuse was such a joke . no one will believe that for sure   even his prepared statements sound so hollow . it is like a regurgitation of ever statement where people have got caught doing something wrong and want to manipulate their way out of punishment .   even with the best lawyer , he will never and ever get away such hideous crime   i wonder why as a co founder ja rule was not charged .   i have no idea , i think ja rule probably did not know the information beforehand .   it would have been nice if they had named the people who were scammed out of 1.2 million to give us an insight to how deep this attempt to defraud went .   i think because of privacy or personal issues that they do not want to release such information . do you keep track of celebrity news by any chance   no i do n't tend to read much about it unless it is front of me like this article .   okay . do you believe what is the max sentence and fine should this guy get ?   i think he should have gotten 20 years and be forced to return every cent he collected . what do you think ?   completely with you on this . to warn others from carrying out such act .   yes that would be a deterrent . punishments should be harsher to show the judicial system is serious . 
are you interested in government related policy   i ca n't believe how much of a disaster the festival was .   yeah , i can not believe it either   i think for the level of this fraud they should have levied the maximum sentence requested .   i concur . these are not the best people .   i love that the judge told him that bipolar does not excuse his behavior .   his excuse was such a joke . no one will believe that for sure   even his prepared statements sound so hollow . it is like a regurgitation of ever statement where people have got caught doing something wrong and want to manipulate their way out of punishment .   even with the best lawyer , he will never and ever get away such hideous crime   i wonder why as a co founder ja rule was not charged .   i have no idea , i think ja rule probably did not know the information beforehand .   it would have been nice if they had named the people who were scammed out of 1.2 million to give us an insight to how deep this attempt to defraud went .   i think because of privacy or personal issues that they do not want to release such information . do you keep track of celebrity news by any chance   no i do n't tend to read much about it unless it is front of me like this article .   okay . do you believe what is the max sentence and fine should this guy get ?   i think he should have gotten 20 years and be forced to return every cent he collected . what do you think ?   completely with you on this . to warn others from carrying out such act .   yes that would be a deterrent . punishments should be harsher to show the judicial system is serious . 
are you interested in government related policy   i ca n't believe how much of a disaster the festival was .   yeah , i can not believe it either   i think for the level of this fraud they should have levied the maximum sentence requested .   i concur . these are not the best people .   i love that the judge told him that bipolar does not excuse his behavior .   his excuse was such a joke . no one will believe that for sure   even his prepared statements sound so hollow . it is like a regurgitation of ever statement where people have got caught doing something wrong and want to manipulate their way out of punishment .   even with the best lawyer , he will never and ever get away such hideous crime   i wonder why as a co founder ja rule was not charged .   i have no idea , i think ja rule probably did not know the information beforehand .   it would have been nice if they had named the people who were scammed out of 1.2 million to give us an insight to how deep this attempt to defraud went .   i think because of privacy or personal issues that they do not want to release such information . do you keep track of celebrity news by any chance   no i do n't tend to read much about it unless it is front of me like this article .   okay . do you believe what is the max sentence and fine should this guy get ?   i think he should have gotten 20 years and be forced to return every cent he collected . what do you think ?   completely with you on this . to warn others from carrying out such act .   yes that would be a deterrent . punishments should be harsher to show the judicial system is serious . 
are you interested in government related policy   i ca n't believe how much of a disaster the festival was .   yeah , i can not believe it either   i think for the level of this fraud they should have levied the maximum sentence requested .   i concur . these are not the best people .   i love that the judge told him that bipolar does not excuse his behavior .   his excuse was such a joke . no one will believe that for sure   even his prepared statements sound so hollow . it is like a regurgitation of ever statement where people have got caught doing something wrong and want to manipulate their way out of punishment .   even with the best lawyer , he will never and ever get away such hideous crime   i wonder why as a co founder ja rule was not charged .   i have no idea , i think ja rule probably did not know the information beforehand .   it would have been nice if they had named the people who were scammed out of 1.2 million to give us an insight to how deep this attempt to defraud went .   i think because of privacy or personal issues that they do not want to release such information . do you keep track of celebrity news by any chance   no i do n't tend to read much about it unless it is front of me like this article .   okay . do you believe what is the max sentence and fine should this guy get ?   i think he should have gotten 20 years and be forced to return every cent he collected . what do you think ?   completely with you on this . to warn others from carrying out such act .   yes that would be a deterrent . punishments should be harsher to show the judicial system is serious . 
are you interested in government related policy   i ca n't believe how much of a disaster the festival was .   yeah , i can not believe it either   i think for the level of this fraud they should have levied the maximum sentence requested .   i concur . these are not the best people .   i love that the judge told him that bipolar does not excuse his behavior .   his excuse was such a joke . no one will believe that for sure   even his prepared statements sound so hollow . it is like a regurgitation of ever statement where people have got caught doing something wrong and want to manipulate their way out of punishment .   even with the best lawyer , he will never and ever get away such hideous crime   i wonder why as a co founder ja rule was not charged .   i have no idea , i think ja rule probably did not know the information beforehand .   it would have been nice if they had named the people who were scammed out of 1.2 million to give us an insight to how deep this attempt to defraud went .   i think because of privacy or personal issues that they do not want to release such information . do you keep track of celebrity news by any chance   no i do n't tend to read much about it unless it is front of me like this article .   okay . do you believe what is the max sentence and fine should this guy get ?   i think he should have gotten 20 years and be forced to return every cent he collected . what do you think ?   completely with you on this . to warn others from carrying out such act .   yes that would be a deterrent . punishments should be harsher to show the judicial system is serious . 
do you like football ?   i love it . do you know what color is the u of iowa visitor locker room ?   yes it is pink but i a not sure why they chose that color   i wonder if it is supposed to have some effect on them   i wonder too . bowling was more popular than football in the 60s 
do you like football ?   i love it . do you know what color is the u of iowa visitor locker room ?   yes it is pink but i a not sure why they chose that color   i wonder if it is supposed to have some effect on them   i wonder too . bowling was more popular than football in the 60s 
do you like football ?   i love it . do you know what color is the u of iowa visitor locker room ?   yes it is pink but i a not sure why they chose that color   i wonder if it is supposed to have some effect on them   i wonder too . bowling was more popular than football in the 60s 
do you like football ?   i love it . do you know what color is the u of iowa visitor locker room ?   yes it is pink but i a not sure why they chose that color   i wonder if it is supposed to have some effect on them   i wonder too . bowling was more popular than football in the 60s 
do you like football ?   i love it . do you know what color is the u of iowa visitor locker room ?   yes it is pink but i a not sure why they chose that color   i wonder if it is supposed to have some effect on them   i wonder too . bowling was more popular than football in the 60s 
do you like football ?   i love it . do you know what color is the u of iowa visitor locker room ?   yes it is pink but i a not sure why they chose that color   i wonder if it is supposed to have some effect on them   i wonder too . bowling was more popular than football in the 60s 
hi there , do you watch the nfl ?   i sure do . do you have a favorite team or player ?   i sure do . i love the patriot and tom is amazing . do you have one ?   the guys is awesome and now also a book author . did you hear about that ?   oh yeah i heard he wrote that book the tb12 method , the athelete 's bible but have not read it yet   he is everywhere . i want to read that book but i also want to watch the documentary too   same here . do you know he has a favorite ice cream flavor ?   oh sure it is avocado and i am not surprised he eats very healthy all the time   yup pretty much . did you know women are allowed to play in the nfl ?   that is pretty cool that there is no written rule against them and hope to see them in the field soon   yeah i hope so too . did you know engineers make more int heir lifetime ?   yeah and i wonder if that fact that they have longer careers has anything to do with that   that makes sense . the nfl is using tracking chips on the players now .   yes they are and they are collecting many stats such as velocity and rotation and others 
hi there , do you watch the nfl ?   i sure do . do you have a favorite team or player ?   i sure do . i love the patriot and tom is amazing . do you have one ?   the guys is awesome and now also a book author . did you hear about that ?   oh yeah i heard he wrote that book the tb12 method , the athelete 's bible but have not read it yet   he is everywhere . i want to read that book but i also want to watch the documentary too   same here . do you know he has a favorite ice cream flavor ?   oh sure it is avocado and i am not surprised he eats very healthy all the time   yup pretty much . did you know women are allowed to play in the nfl ?   that is pretty cool that there is no written rule against them and hope to see them in the field soon   yeah i hope so too . did you know engineers make more int heir lifetime ?   yeah and i wonder if that fact that they have longer careers has anything to do with that   that makes sense . the nfl is using tracking chips on the players now .   yes they are and they are collecting many stats such as velocity and rotation and others 
hi there , do you watch the nfl ?   i sure do . do you have a favorite team or player ?   i sure do . i love the patriot and tom is amazing . do you have one ?   the guys is awesome and now also a book author . did you hear about that ?   oh yeah i heard he wrote that book the tb12 method , the athelete 's bible but have not read it yet   he is everywhere . i want to read that book but i also want to watch the documentary too   same here . do you know he has a favorite ice cream flavor ?   oh sure it is avocado and i am not surprised he eats very healthy all the time   yup pretty much . did you know women are allowed to play in the nfl ?   that is pretty cool that there is no written rule against them and hope to see them in the field soon   yeah i hope so too . did you know engineers make more int heir lifetime ?   yeah and i wonder if that fact that they have longer careers has anything to do with that   that makes sense . the nfl is using tracking chips on the players now .   yes they are and they are collecting many stats such as velocity and rotation and others 
hi there , do you watch the nfl ?   i sure do . do you have a favorite team or player ?   i sure do . i love the patriot and tom is amazing . do you have one ?   the guys is awesome and now also a book author . did you hear about that ?   oh yeah i heard he wrote that book the tb12 method , the athelete 's bible but have not read it yet   he is everywhere . i want to read that book but i also want to watch the documentary too   same here . do you know he has a favorite ice cream flavor ?   oh sure it is avocado and i am not surprised he eats very healthy all the time   yup pretty much . did you know women are allowed to play in the nfl ?   that is pretty cool that there is no written rule against them and hope to see them in the field soon   yeah i hope so too . did you know engineers make more int heir lifetime ?   yeah and i wonder if that fact that they have longer careers has anything to do with that   that makes sense . the nfl is using tracking chips on the players now .   yes they are and they are collecting many stats such as velocity and rotation and others 
hi there , do you watch the nfl ?   i sure do . do you have a favorite team or player ?   i sure do . i love the patriot and tom is amazing . do you have one ?   the guys is awesome and now also a book author . did you hear about that ?   oh yeah i heard he wrote that book the tb12 method , the athelete 's bible but have not read it yet   he is everywhere . i want to read that book but i also want to watch the documentary too   same here . do you know he has a favorite ice cream flavor ?   oh sure it is avocado and i am not surprised he eats very healthy all the time   yup pretty much . did you know women are allowed to play in the nfl ?   that is pretty cool that there is no written rule against them and hope to see them in the field soon   yeah i hope so too . did you know engineers make more int heir lifetime ?   yeah and i wonder if that fact that they have longer careers has anything to do with that   that makes sense . the nfl is using tracking chips on the players now .   yes they are and they are collecting many stats such as velocity and rotation and others 
hi there , do you watch the nfl ?   i sure do . do you have a favorite team or player ?   i sure do . i love the patriot and tom is amazing . do you have one ?   the guys is awesome and now also a book author . did you hear about that ?   oh yeah i heard he wrote that book the tb12 method , the athelete 's bible but have not read it yet   he is everywhere . i want to read that book but i also want to watch the documentary too   same here . do you know he has a favorite ice cream flavor ?   oh sure it is avocado and i am not surprised he eats very healthy all the time   yup pretty much . did you know women are allowed to play in the nfl ?   that is pretty cool that there is no written rule against them and hope to see them in the field soon   yeah i hope so too . did you know engineers make more int heir lifetime ?   yeah and i wonder if that fact that they have longer careers has anything to do with that   that makes sense . the nfl is using tracking chips on the players now .   yes they are and they are collecting many stats such as velocity and rotation and others 
have you ever watched house ?   i have its actually one of my favorite shows , why do you ask ?   because he was once the highest paid actor on tv for a drama , $ 700,000 per episode .   wow , that seems like a lot of money , i liked the show and all but $ 700000 per episode seems like an excesive salary   i agree . apparently jim carry does n't make drama anymore .   why does nt he ? he is a great actor , although i see him more as a comedy actor   yeah it did n't make much since to me either . but he says it goes against his belief system .   i guess i can respect that , drama can really change your state of mind , i like comedy better , do you follow shakespeare ?   not since high school , lol . i hear he coined a bunch of phrases that we use today though .   yeah he has had a lot of influence in our culture , there are 33 shakepeare gardens around the world , just imagine that much influence   yeah i think one of the phrases he coined was brave new world , so that fits , lol !   it does fit lol , its been a long time since he was alive he was born in the year 1564 and there s a lot we do nt know about him   yeah apparently him and pocahontas were a live at the same time .   pocahontas was a real person ? i though she was a character in a movie , turns out its based on a true story ,   yeah i know , right . well another one of his words is laughing stock , haha .   yeah so do you like to dance ? 
have you ever watched house ?   i have its actually one of my favorite shows , why do you ask ?   because he was once the highest paid actor on tv for a drama , $ 700,000 per episode .   wow , that seems like a lot of money , i liked the show and all but $ 700000 per episode seems like an excesive salary   i agree . apparently jim carry does n't make drama anymore .   why does nt he ? he is a great actor , although i see him more as a comedy actor   yeah it did n't make much since to me either . but he says it goes against his belief system .   i guess i can respect that , drama can really change your state of mind , i like comedy better , do you follow shakespeare ?   not since high school , lol . i hear he coined a bunch of phrases that we use today though .   yeah he has had a lot of influence in our culture , there are 33 shakepeare gardens around the world , just imagine that much influence   yeah i think one of the phrases he coined was brave new world , so that fits , lol !   it does fit lol , its been a long time since he was alive he was born in the year 1564 and there s a lot we do nt know about him   yeah apparently him and pocahontas were a live at the same time .   pocahontas was a real person ? i though she was a character in a movie , turns out its based on a true story ,   yeah i know , right . well another one of his words is laughing stock , haha .   yeah so do you like to dance ? 
have you ever watched house ?   i have its actually one of my favorite shows , why do you ask ?   because he was once the highest paid actor on tv for a drama , $ 700,000 per episode .   wow , that seems like a lot of money , i liked the show and all but $ 700000 per episode seems like an excesive salary   i agree . apparently jim carry does n't make drama anymore .   why does nt he ? he is a great actor , although i see him more as a comedy actor   yeah it did n't make much since to me either . but he says it goes against his belief system .   i guess i can respect that , drama can really change your state of mind , i like comedy better , do you follow shakespeare ?   not since high school , lol . i hear he coined a bunch of phrases that we use today though .   yeah he has had a lot of influence in our culture , there are 33 shakepeare gardens around the world , just imagine that much influence   yeah i think one of the phrases he coined was brave new world , so that fits , lol !   it does fit lol , its been a long time since he was alive he was born in the year 1564 and there s a lot we do nt know about him   yeah apparently him and pocahontas were a live at the same time .   pocahontas was a real person ? i though she was a character in a movie , turns out its based on a true story ,   yeah i know , right . well another one of his words is laughing stock , haha .   yeah so do you like to dance ? 
have you ever watched house ?   i have its actually one of my favorite shows , why do you ask ?   because he was once the highest paid actor on tv for a drama , $ 700,000 per episode .   wow , that seems like a lot of money , i liked the show and all but $ 700000 per episode seems like an excesive salary   i agree . apparently jim carry does n't make drama anymore .   why does nt he ? he is a great actor , although i see him more as a comedy actor   yeah it did n't make much since to me either . but he says it goes against his belief system .   i guess i can respect that , drama can really change your state of mind , i like comedy better , do you follow shakespeare ?   not since high school , lol . i hear he coined a bunch of phrases that we use today though .   yeah he has had a lot of influence in our culture , there are 33 shakepeare gardens around the world , just imagine that much influence   yeah i think one of the phrases he coined was brave new world , so that fits , lol !   it does fit lol , its been a long time since he was alive he was born in the year 1564 and there s a lot we do nt know about him   yeah apparently him and pocahontas were a live at the same time .   pocahontas was a real person ? i though she was a character in a movie , turns out its based on a true story ,   yeah i know , right . well another one of his words is laughing stock , haha .   yeah so do you like to dance ? 
have you ever watched house ?   i have its actually one of my favorite shows , why do you ask ?   because he was once the highest paid actor on tv for a drama , $ 700,000 per episode .   wow , that seems like a lot of money , i liked the show and all but $ 700000 per episode seems like an excesive salary   i agree . apparently jim carry does n't make drama anymore .   why does nt he ? he is a great actor , although i see him more as a comedy actor   yeah it did n't make much since to me either . but he says it goes against his belief system .   i guess i can respect that , drama can really change your state of mind , i like comedy better , do you follow shakespeare ?   not since high school , lol . i hear he coined a bunch of phrases that we use today though .   yeah he has had a lot of influence in our culture , there are 33 shakepeare gardens around the world , just imagine that much influence   yeah i think one of the phrases he coined was brave new world , so that fits , lol !   it does fit lol , its been a long time since he was alive he was born in the year 1564 and there s a lot we do nt know about him   yeah apparently him and pocahontas were a live at the same time .   pocahontas was a real person ? i though she was a character in a movie , turns out its based on a true story ,   yeah i know , right . well another one of his words is laughing stock , haha .   yeah so do you like to dance ? 
have you ever watched house ?   i have its actually one of my favorite shows , why do you ask ?   because he was once the highest paid actor on tv for a drama , $ 700,000 per episode .   wow , that seems like a lot of money , i liked the show and all but $ 700000 per episode seems like an excesive salary   i agree . apparently jim carry does n't make drama anymore .   why does nt he ? he is a great actor , although i see him more as a comedy actor   yeah it did n't make much since to me either . but he says it goes against his belief system .   i guess i can respect that , drama can really change your state of mind , i like comedy better , do you follow shakespeare ?   not since high school , lol . i hear he coined a bunch of phrases that we use today though .   yeah he has had a lot of influence in our culture , there are 33 shakepeare gardens around the world , just imagine that much influence   yeah i think one of the phrases he coined was brave new world , so that fits , lol !   it does fit lol , its been a long time since he was alive he was born in the year 1564 and there s a lot we do nt know about him   yeah apparently him and pocahontas were a live at the same time .   pocahontas was a real person ? i though she was a character in a movie , turns out its based on a true story ,   yeah i know , right . well another one of his words is laughing stock , haha .   yeah so do you like to dance ? 
hey are you aware of banned books week ?   i did n't know it was a thing because i did n't realize that there are any books that are banned . what do you know about it ?   i think that it is a reminder of books that have been banned in the past for their controversial content , i remember it during my childhood   are n't most of those books now bestsellers ? i see the point of the event , but maybe it should be renamed to better reflect their current status   yes i think you 're right , how often do you go to the library btw ?   not very often since most of what i borrow through my library are ebooks and audiobooks . i love that i can access things right on my phone , though i do miss the feel of paper books 
hey are you aware of banned books week ?   i did n't know it was a thing because i did n't realize that there are any books that are banned . what do you know about it ?   i think that it is a reminder of books that have been banned in the past for their controversial content , i remember it during my childhood   are n't most of those books now bestsellers ? i see the point of the event , but maybe it should be renamed to better reflect their current status   yes i think you 're right , how often do you go to the library btw ?   not very often since most of what i borrow through my library are ebooks and audiobooks . i love that i can access things right on my phone , though i do miss the feel of paper books 
hey are you aware of banned books week ?   i did n't know it was a thing because i did n't realize that there are any books that are banned . what do you know about it ?   i think that it is a reminder of books that have been banned in the past for their controversial content , i remember it during my childhood   are n't most of those books now bestsellers ? i see the point of the event , but maybe it should be renamed to better reflect their current status   yes i think you 're right , how often do you go to the library btw ?   not very often since most of what i borrow through my library are ebooks and audiobooks . i love that i can access things right on my phone , though i do miss the feel of paper books 
hey are you aware of banned books week ?   i did n't know it was a thing because i did n't realize that there are any books that are banned . what do you know about it ?   i think that it is a reminder of books that have been banned in the past for their controversial content , i remember it during my childhood   are n't most of those books now bestsellers ? i see the point of the event , but maybe it should be renamed to better reflect their current status   yes i think you 're right , how often do you go to the library btw ?   not very often since most of what i borrow through my library are ebooks and audiobooks . i love that i can access things right on my phone , though i do miss the feel of paper books 
hey are you aware of banned books week ?   i did n't know it was a thing because i did n't realize that there are any books that are banned . what do you know about it ?   i think that it is a reminder of books that have been banned in the past for their controversial content , i remember it during my childhood   are n't most of those books now bestsellers ? i see the point of the event , but maybe it should be renamed to better reflect their current status   yes i think you 're right , how often do you go to the library btw ?   not very often since most of what i borrow through my library are ebooks and audiobooks . i love that i can access things right on my phone , though i do miss the feel of paper books 
hey are you aware of banned books week ?   i did n't know it was a thing because i did n't realize that there are any books that are banned . what do you know about it ?   i think that it is a reminder of books that have been banned in the past for their controversial content , i remember it during my childhood   are n't most of those books now bestsellers ? i see the point of the event , but maybe it should be renamed to better reflect their current status   yes i think you 're right , how often do you go to the library btw ?   not very often since most of what i borrow through my library are ebooks and audiobooks . i love that i can access things right on my phone , though i do miss the feel of paper books 
school shootings are so upsetting .   it is an unspeakable act   when kids have to question the president about why was a killer able to terrorize their school   it would be a challenge to answer . did you know that the only us president with a phd degree was woodrow wilson   i did nt know that . the u.s president 's guest house is larger than the white house   that is a very surprising fact . also , the last president to speak a foreign language fluently was fdr   the wealthiest presidents are jfk , washington , jefferson . i thought trump would be lol   that surprised me too . where did they get their money from   inheritance probably . at least their name is not banana like the first president of zimbabwe   1   yah and the president of indonesia has released 3 pop albums while in office   is it real ? by the way , are you a fan of taylor swift   i was until i knew she removed her music from spotify because " music should not be free " 
school shootings are so upsetting .   it is an unspeakable act   when kids have to question the president about why was a killer able to terrorize their school   it would be a challenge to answer . did you know that the only us president with a phd degree was woodrow wilson   i did nt know that . the u.s president 's guest house is larger than the white house   that is a very surprising fact . also , the last president to speak a foreign language fluently was fdr   the wealthiest presidents are jfk , washington , jefferson . i thought trump would be lol   that surprised me too . where did they get their money from   inheritance probably . at least their name is not banana like the first president of zimbabwe   1   yah and the president of indonesia has released 3 pop albums while in office   is it real ? by the way , are you a fan of taylor swift   i was until i knew she removed her music from spotify because " music should not be free " 
school shootings are so upsetting .   it is an unspeakable act   when kids have to question the president about why was a killer able to terrorize their school   it would be a challenge to answer . did you know that the only us president with a phd degree was woodrow wilson   i did nt know that . the u.s president 's guest house is larger than the white house   that is a very surprising fact . also , the last president to speak a foreign language fluently was fdr   the wealthiest presidents are jfk , washington , jefferson . i thought trump would be lol   that surprised me too . where did they get their money from   inheritance probably . at least their name is not banana like the first president of zimbabwe   1   yah and the president of indonesia has released 3 pop albums while in office   is it real ? by the way , are you a fan of taylor swift   i was until i knew she removed her music from spotify because " music should not be free " 
school shootings are so upsetting .   it is an unspeakable act   when kids have to question the president about why was a killer able to terrorize their school   it would be a challenge to answer . did you know that the only us president with a phd degree was woodrow wilson   i did nt know that . the u.s president 's guest house is larger than the white house   that is a very surprising fact . also , the last president to speak a foreign language fluently was fdr   the wealthiest presidents are jfk , washington , jefferson . i thought trump would be lol   that surprised me too . where did they get their money from   inheritance probably . at least their name is not banana like the first president of zimbabwe   1   yah and the president of indonesia has released 3 pop albums while in office   is it real ? by the way , are you a fan of taylor swift   i was until i knew she removed her music from spotify because " music should not be free " 
school shootings are so upsetting .   it is an unspeakable act   when kids have to question the president about why was a killer able to terrorize their school   it would be a challenge to answer . did you know that the only us president with a phd degree was woodrow wilson   i did nt know that . the u.s president 's guest house is larger than the white house   that is a very surprising fact . also , the last president to speak a foreign language fluently was fdr   the wealthiest presidents are jfk , washington , jefferson . i thought trump would be lol   that surprised me too . where did they get their money from   inheritance probably . at least their name is not banana like the first president of zimbabwe   1   yah and the president of indonesia has released 3 pop albums while in office   is it real ? by the way , are you a fan of taylor swift   i was until i knew she removed her music from spotify because " music should not be free " 
school shootings are so upsetting .   it is an unspeakable act   when kids have to question the president about why was a killer able to terrorize their school   it would be a challenge to answer . did you know that the only us president with a phd degree was woodrow wilson   i did nt know that . the u.s president 's guest house is larger than the white house   that is a very surprising fact . also , the last president to speak a foreign language fluently was fdr   the wealthiest presidents are jfk , washington , jefferson . i thought trump would be lol   that surprised me too . where did they get their money from   inheritance probably . at least their name is not banana like the first president of zimbabwe   1   yah and the president of indonesia has released 3 pop albums while in office   is it real ? by the way , are you a fan of taylor swift   i was until i knew she removed her music from spotify because " music should not be free " 
are you a game of thrones fan ?   no not really . i do nt have hbo so i do nt watch , you ?   i think i have only watch about a few minutes of it ; i do n't get it or like the genre   i tried to read one of the books and it was crazy to follow , i m more likely to watch documentaries or movies   same here . i like hbo for some of the other things they air but not got .   i do nt even know what else they air , i truly do nt watch much tv at all . maybe the simpsons once a while   i have watched the simpsons since i was a kid ; bart himself has only missed one episode this whole time ; amazing !   i know right , seems crazy to have him in almost every one then to forget him completely in that one   do you still watch things on traditional tv ? 
are you a game of thrones fan ?   no not really . i do nt have hbo so i do nt watch , you ?   i think i have only watch about a few minutes of it ; i do n't get it or like the genre   i tried to read one of the books and it was crazy to follow , i m more likely to watch documentaries or movies   same here . i like hbo for some of the other things they air but not got .   i do nt even know what else they air , i truly do nt watch much tv at all . maybe the simpsons once a while   i have watched the simpsons since i was a kid ; bart himself has only missed one episode this whole time ; amazing !   i know right , seems crazy to have him in almost every one then to forget him completely in that one   do you still watch things on traditional tv ? 
are you a game of thrones fan ?   no not really . i do nt have hbo so i do nt watch , you ?   i think i have only watch about a few minutes of it ; i do n't get it or like the genre   i tried to read one of the books and it was crazy to follow , i m more likely to watch documentaries or movies   same here . i like hbo for some of the other things they air but not got .   i do nt even know what else they air , i truly do nt watch much tv at all . maybe the simpsons once a while   i have watched the simpsons since i was a kid ; bart himself has only missed one episode this whole time ; amazing !   i know right , seems crazy to have him in almost every one then to forget him completely in that one   do you still watch things on traditional tv ? 
are you a game of thrones fan ?   no not really . i do nt have hbo so i do nt watch , you ?   i think i have only watch about a few minutes of it ; i do n't get it or like the genre   i tried to read one of the books and it was crazy to follow , i m more likely to watch documentaries or movies   same here . i like hbo for some of the other things they air but not got .   i do nt even know what else they air , i truly do nt watch much tv at all . maybe the simpsons once a while   i have watched the simpsons since i was a kid ; bart himself has only missed one episode this whole time ; amazing !   i know right , seems crazy to have him in almost every one then to forget him completely in that one   do you still watch things on traditional tv ? 
are you a game of thrones fan ?   no not really . i do nt have hbo so i do nt watch , you ?   i think i have only watch about a few minutes of it ; i do n't get it or like the genre   i tried to read one of the books and it was crazy to follow , i m more likely to watch documentaries or movies   same here . i like hbo for some of the other things they air but not got .   i do nt even know what else they air , i truly do nt watch much tv at all . maybe the simpsons once a while   i have watched the simpsons since i was a kid ; bart himself has only missed one episode this whole time ; amazing !   i know right , seems crazy to have him in almost every one then to forget him completely in that one   do you still watch things on traditional tv ? 
are you a game of thrones fan ?   no not really . i do nt have hbo so i do nt watch , you ?   i think i have only watch about a few minutes of it ; i do n't get it or like the genre   i tried to read one of the books and it was crazy to follow , i m more likely to watch documentaries or movies   same here . i like hbo for some of the other things they air but not got .   i do nt even know what else they air , i truly do nt watch much tv at all . maybe the simpsons once a while   i have watched the simpsons since i was a kid ; bart himself has only missed one episode this whole time ; amazing !   i know right , seems crazy to have him in almost every one then to forget him completely in that one   do you still watch things on traditional tv ? 
did you know that the sun takes up 99.86 % of the mass of the solar system ? really large , huh ?   that is interesting . gigantic . the sun is actually white , only perceived as yellow because of atmospheric scattering   never knew that . the sun , though is only 1 billionth the size of the biggest star discovered in our galaxy even though so massive   that s crazy ! ! also , on july 11th , 2011 , neptune completed its first full orbit around the sun since its discovery in 1846 .. what a slow orbiting planet !   wow . i wonder who sits and stares to figure this out   right ! its really interesting though . facts i never knew about , i m learning so much from these chats .   yes , fun stuff . one lightning bolt is hotter than the surface of the sun 5x hotter   that s insane , ca nt imagine what those people that have been struck by lightning felt like , eek .   really burnt unfortunately , may lose limbs from all that energy   crazy ! do you like books ? when you zoom into the white house on google maps you can see barack obama   really ? i like books a bunch but like exercise too . reading is a complex brain process decoding symbols into meaning when you think about it . challenging for some .   do u speed read ? the world record for speed reading is held by anne jones , with a reading speed of 4,700 words per minute   not really , but i 'm pretty fast so maybe ? ? i would n't know how you tell . reading can be an escape for some but different for different people how they see things or do n't see things 
did you know that the sun takes up 99.86 % of the mass of the solar system ? really large , huh ?   that is interesting . gigantic . the sun is actually white , only perceived as yellow because of atmospheric scattering   never knew that . the sun , though is only 1 billionth the size of the biggest star discovered in our galaxy even though so massive   that s crazy ! ! also , on july 11th , 2011 , neptune completed its first full orbit around the sun since its discovery in 1846 .. what a slow orbiting planet !   wow . i wonder who sits and stares to figure this out   right ! its really interesting though . facts i never knew about , i m learning so much from these chats .   yes , fun stuff . one lightning bolt is hotter than the surface of the sun 5x hotter   that s insane , ca nt imagine what those people that have been struck by lightning felt like , eek .   really burnt unfortunately , may lose limbs from all that energy   crazy ! do you like books ? when you zoom into the white house on google maps you can see barack obama   really ? i like books a bunch but like exercise too . reading is a complex brain process decoding symbols into meaning when you think about it . challenging for some .   do u speed read ? the world record for speed reading is held by anne jones , with a reading speed of 4,700 words per minute   not really , but i 'm pretty fast so maybe ? ? i would n't know how you tell . reading can be an escape for some but different for different people how they see things or do n't see things 
did you know that the sun takes up 99.86 % of the mass of the solar system ? really large , huh ?   that is interesting . gigantic . the sun is actually white , only perceived as yellow because of atmospheric scattering   never knew that . the sun , though is only 1 billionth the size of the biggest star discovered in our galaxy even though so massive   that s crazy ! ! also , on july 11th , 2011 , neptune completed its first full orbit around the sun since its discovery in 1846 .. what a slow orbiting planet !   wow . i wonder who sits and stares to figure this out   right ! its really interesting though . facts i never knew about , i m learning so much from these chats .   yes , fun stuff . one lightning bolt is hotter than the surface of the sun 5x hotter   that s insane , ca nt imagine what those people that have been struck by lightning felt like , eek .   really burnt unfortunately , may lose limbs from all that energy   crazy ! do you like books ? when you zoom into the white house on google maps you can see barack obama   really ? i like books a bunch but like exercise too . reading is a complex brain process decoding symbols into meaning when you think about it . challenging for some .   do u speed read ? the world record for speed reading is held by anne jones , with a reading speed of 4,700 words per minute   not really , but i 'm pretty fast so maybe ? ? i would n't know how you tell . reading can be an escape for some but different for different people how they see things or do n't see things 
did you know that the sun takes up 99.86 % of the mass of the solar system ? really large , huh ?   that is interesting . gigantic . the sun is actually white , only perceived as yellow because of atmospheric scattering   never knew that . the sun , though is only 1 billionth the size of the biggest star discovered in our galaxy even though so massive   that s crazy ! ! also , on july 11th , 2011 , neptune completed its first full orbit around the sun since its discovery in 1846 .. what a slow orbiting planet !   wow . i wonder who sits and stares to figure this out   right ! its really interesting though . facts i never knew about , i m learning so much from these chats .   yes , fun stuff . one lightning bolt is hotter than the surface of the sun 5x hotter   that s insane , ca nt imagine what those people that have been struck by lightning felt like , eek .   really burnt unfortunately , may lose limbs from all that energy   crazy ! do you like books ? when you zoom into the white house on google maps you can see barack obama   really ? i like books a bunch but like exercise too . reading is a complex brain process decoding symbols into meaning when you think about it . challenging for some .   do u speed read ? the world record for speed reading is held by anne jones , with a reading speed of 4,700 words per minute   not really , but i 'm pretty fast so maybe ? ? i would n't know how you tell . reading can be an escape for some but different for different people how they see things or do n't see things 
did you know that the sun takes up 99.86 % of the mass of the solar system ? really large , huh ?   that is interesting . gigantic . the sun is actually white , only perceived as yellow because of atmospheric scattering   never knew that . the sun , though is only 1 billionth the size of the biggest star discovered in our galaxy even though so massive   that s crazy ! ! also , on july 11th , 2011 , neptune completed its first full orbit around the sun since its discovery in 1846 .. what a slow orbiting planet !   wow . i wonder who sits and stares to figure this out   right ! its really interesting though . facts i never knew about , i m learning so much from these chats .   yes , fun stuff . one lightning bolt is hotter than the surface of the sun 5x hotter   that s insane , ca nt imagine what those people that have been struck by lightning felt like , eek .   really burnt unfortunately , may lose limbs from all that energy   crazy ! do you like books ? when you zoom into the white house on google maps you can see barack obama   really ? i like books a bunch but like exercise too . reading is a complex brain process decoding symbols into meaning when you think about it . challenging for some .   do u speed read ? the world record for speed reading is held by anne jones , with a reading speed of 4,700 words per minute   not really , but i 'm pretty fast so maybe ? ? i would n't know how you tell . reading can be an escape for some but different for different people how they see things or do n't see things 
did you know that the sun takes up 99.86 % of the mass of the solar system ? really large , huh ?   that is interesting . gigantic . the sun is actually white , only perceived as yellow because of atmospheric scattering   never knew that . the sun , though is only 1 billionth the size of the biggest star discovered in our galaxy even though so massive   that s crazy ! ! also , on july 11th , 2011 , neptune completed its first full orbit around the sun since its discovery in 1846 .. what a slow orbiting planet !   wow . i wonder who sits and stares to figure this out   right ! its really interesting though . facts i never knew about , i m learning so much from these chats .   yes , fun stuff . one lightning bolt is hotter than the surface of the sun 5x hotter   that s insane , ca nt imagine what those people that have been struck by lightning felt like , eek .   really burnt unfortunately , may lose limbs from all that energy   crazy ! do you like books ? when you zoom into the white house on google maps you can see barack obama   really ? i like books a bunch but like exercise too . reading is a complex brain process decoding symbols into meaning when you think about it . challenging for some .   do u speed read ? the world record for speed reading is held by anne jones , with a reading speed of 4,700 words per minute   not really , but i 'm pretty fast so maybe ? ? i would n't know how you tell . reading can be an escape for some but different for different people how they see things or do n't see things 
did you know that facebook and twitter work together on some issues ? they are actually competitors .   no , i did n't know that . what kind of issues do they work together on ?   the baby sitter - rating system broke the social networks ' rules . 
did you know that facebook and twitter work together on some issues ? they are actually competitors .   no , i did n't know that . what kind of issues do they work together on ?   the baby sitter - rating system broke the social networks ' rules . 
did you know that facebook and twitter work together on some issues ? they are actually competitors .   no , i did n't know that . what kind of issues do they work together on ?   the baby sitter - rating system broke the social networks ' rules . 
did you know that facebook and twitter work together on some issues ? they are actually competitors .   no , i did n't know that . what kind of issues do they work together on ?   the baby sitter - rating system broke the social networks ' rules . 
did you know that facebook and twitter work together on some issues ? they are actually competitors .   no , i did n't know that . what kind of issues do they work together on ?   the baby sitter - rating system broke the social networks ' rules . 
did you know that facebook and twitter work together on some issues ? they are actually competitors .   no , i did n't know that . what kind of issues do they work together on ?   the baby sitter - rating system broke the social networks ' rules . 
good morning ! have you seen the incredibles 2 movie ?   yes . i love everything pixar is a part of doing !   the director for the 2nd movie actually used artists who were either likely to quit or get fired from pixar .   cool . do you know who wrote that movie ? 
good morning ! have you seen the incredibles 2 movie ?   yes . i love everything pixar is a part of doing !   the director for the 2nd movie actually used artists who were either likely to quit or get fired from pixar .   cool . do you know who wrote that movie ? 
good morning ! have you seen the incredibles 2 movie ?   yes . i love everything pixar is a part of doing !   the director for the 2nd movie actually used artists who were either likely to quit or get fired from pixar .   cool . do you know who wrote that movie ? 
good morning ! have you seen the incredibles 2 movie ?   yes . i love everything pixar is a part of doing !   the director for the 2nd movie actually used artists who were either likely to quit or get fired from pixar .   cool . do you know who wrote that movie ? 
good morning ! have you seen the incredibles 2 movie ?   yes . i love everything pixar is a part of doing !   the director for the 2nd movie actually used artists who were either likely to quit or get fired from pixar .   cool . do you know who wrote that movie ? 
good morning ! have you seen the incredibles 2 movie ?   yes . i love everything pixar is a part of doing !   the director for the 2nd movie actually used artists who were either likely to quit or get fired from pixar .   cool . do you know who wrote that movie ? 
are you a fan of the nfl ?   i definitely am . watching the super bowl has become a family tradition . what about you ? 
are you a fan of the nfl ?   i definitely am . watching the super bowl has become a family tradition . what about you ? 
are you a fan of the nfl ?   i definitely am . watching the super bowl has become a family tradition . what about you ? 
are you a fan of the nfl ?   i definitely am . watching the super bowl has become a family tradition . what about you ? 
are you a fan of the nfl ?   i definitely am . watching the super bowl has become a family tradition . what about you ? 
are you a fan of the nfl ?   i definitely am . watching the super bowl has become a family tradition . what about you ? 
are you a game of thrones fan ?   no not really . i do nt have hbo so i do nt watch , you ?   i think i have only watch about a few minutes of it ; i do n't get it or like the genre   i tried to read one of the books and it was crazy to follow , i m more likely to watch documentaries or movies   same here . i like hbo for some of the other things they air but not got . 
are you a game of thrones fan ?   no not really . i do nt have hbo so i do nt watch , you ?   i think i have only watch about a few minutes of it ; i do n't get it or like the genre   i tried to read one of the books and it was crazy to follow , i m more likely to watch documentaries or movies   same here . i like hbo for some of the other things they air but not got . 
are you a game of thrones fan ?   no not really . i do nt have hbo so i do nt watch , you ?   i think i have only watch about a few minutes of it ; i do n't get it or like the genre   i tried to read one of the books and it was crazy to follow , i m more likely to watch documentaries or movies   same here . i like hbo for some of the other things they air but not got . 
are you a game of thrones fan ?   no not really . i do nt have hbo so i do nt watch , you ?   i think i have only watch about a few minutes of it ; i do n't get it or like the genre   i tried to read one of the books and it was crazy to follow , i m more likely to watch documentaries or movies   same here . i like hbo for some of the other things they air but not got . 
are you a game of thrones fan ?   no not really . i do nt have hbo so i do nt watch , you ?   i think i have only watch about a few minutes of it ; i do n't get it or like the genre   i tried to read one of the books and it was crazy to follow , i m more likely to watch documentaries or movies   same here . i like hbo for some of the other things they air but not got . 
are you a game of thrones fan ?   no not really . i do nt have hbo so i do nt watch , you ?   i think i have only watch about a few minutes of it ; i do n't get it or like the genre   i tried to read one of the books and it was crazy to follow , i m more likely to watch documentaries or movies   same here . i like hbo for some of the other things they air but not got . 
hey , ever use facebook ?   i do , it is the primary source of news for 30 % of american adults . do you use facebook your self ? 
hey , ever use facebook ?   i do , it is the primary source of news for 30 % of american adults . do you use facebook your self ? 
hey , ever use facebook ?   i do , it is the primary source of news for 30 % of american adults . do you use facebook your self ? 
hey , ever use facebook ?   i do , it is the primary source of news for 30 % of american adults . do you use facebook your self ? 
hey , ever use facebook ?   i do , it is the primary source of news for 30 % of american adults . do you use facebook your self ? 
hey , ever use facebook ?   i do , it is the primary source of news for 30 % of american adults . do you use facebook your self ? 
hello , did you know that more than 80 % of the earths forests have been destroyed ?   that is sad . i hope we can reverse that statistic .   yeah that is really sad . i recently read that earth will be helium free by the end of the 21st century .   i also think it is interesting that when earth was formed , a day was only 5.5 hours long . i wonder why that changed ?   i do n't know , maybe it slowed its rotation eventually ? that 's pretty weird . 
hello , did you know that more than 80 % of the earths forests have been destroyed ?   that is sad . i hope we can reverse that statistic .   yeah that is really sad . i recently read that earth will be helium free by the end of the 21st century .   i also think it is interesting that when earth was formed , a day was only 5.5 hours long . i wonder why that changed ?   i do n't know , maybe it slowed its rotation eventually ? that 's pretty weird . 
hello , did you know that more than 80 % of the earths forests have been destroyed ?   that is sad . i hope we can reverse that statistic .   yeah that is really sad . i recently read that earth will be helium free by the end of the 21st century .   i also think it is interesting that when earth was formed , a day was only 5.5 hours long . i wonder why that changed ?   i do n't know , maybe it slowed its rotation eventually ? that 's pretty weird . 
hello , did you know that more than 80 % of the earths forests have been destroyed ?   that is sad . i hope we can reverse that statistic .   yeah that is really sad . i recently read that earth will be helium free by the end of the 21st century .   i also think it is interesting that when earth was formed , a day was only 5.5 hours long . i wonder why that changed ?   i do n't know , maybe it slowed its rotation eventually ? that 's pretty weird . 
hello , did you know that more than 80 % of the earths forests have been destroyed ?   that is sad . i hope we can reverse that statistic .   yeah that is really sad . i recently read that earth will be helium free by the end of the 21st century .   i also think it is interesting that when earth was formed , a day was only 5.5 hours long . i wonder why that changed ?   i do n't know , maybe it slowed its rotation eventually ? that 's pretty weird . 
hello , did you know that more than 80 % of the earths forests have been destroyed ?   that is sad . i hope we can reverse that statistic .   yeah that is really sad . i recently read that earth will be helium free by the end of the 21st century .   i also think it is interesting that when earth was formed , a day was only 5.5 hours long . i wonder why that changed ?   i do n't know , maybe it slowed its rotation eventually ? that 's pretty weird . 
so , i 'm reading the latest film from studio ghibli is out the tale of princess kaguya . dunno if you 're familiar with them , but studio ghibli has made a lot of great animated films , like spirited away , and princess mononoke   i do n't think i have heard of them . i have heard that one of the directors recently passed away , and his last film was nominated for an academy award   yeah , sadly , disney ( which owns the american rights to the films ) does n't tend to promote them very much . i think they 're worried they 'll cut into their " home grown " market . anyway , dunno if you even like animated movies , but they 're worth checking out .   i do n't watch them very often . apparently there was a showing of the recent film in a park in d.c . that 's one u.s . city i have n't been to   sadly , i have n't been to dc either , although i 've always wanted to visit there . apparently there 's a lot of interesting going down this summer . they 're having a crab feast at the navy - marine corps stadium . they 'll have 100 gallons of crab soup ! can you imagine that much soup ?   i recently met a girl who lives in that area , and she said the nightlife is worth visiting for . it sounds like many of the events feature jazz music . do you listen to jazz very often ?   a little bit , i 'm not too familiar with it . i know is originated in new orleans and a little bit about the history , but that 's about it . heard clint eastwood is a big jazz fan , thought that was pretty interesting ..   there 's many different styles , probably derived from the various regions in the us where it has taken root . kansas city is another place where it has prominence   you know there 's a programming language in which programs are written in musical composition , and so the programs have jazz - like harmonies . as a computer guy , i find that pretty fascinating . so , you ever been to a live concert ? ( jazz or otherwise ? )   that is interesting . i have n't been to a live concert recently , but i want to many when i was younger . most of them were in smaller venues though .   it 's been awhile since i 've been to any as well . got a friend of mine he 's big into the ramones and seen them in concert a few times . get this , they 've played a total of 2,263 concerts , touring almost non - stop for over twenty years . now that 's dedication to your music !   i can only imagine how exhausting that must be as well . sometimes i think it would be cool to travel to some of the ancient amphitheaters to see what they 're like . pink floyd once recorded a live concert with no audience in a roman one in pompeii   wonder why the did it without an audience ? pretty sure people would have shown if they 're heard about it . must be one of those " eccentric rock and roll musician " things . wonder how a concert would sound held in an old amphitheater ...   it might be because an audience would affect the sound and acoustics in the theater . there 's another ancient amphitheater in croatia that 's used for concerts . those romans really liked their theaters   well , theaters were a big event at the time , plays , gladiator events , concerts .. you got ta remember , they did n't have the internet back then , so they had to do something for entertainment . :) so , what was the last concert you ever attended ?   now that i think about it , i went to one a little over a year ago around christmastime , so most of the songs were christmas songs . the venue was fairly big , but not as big as ones like where the big name artists perform . it was good still , unlike the 2002 creed concert that was bad enough for concert goers to file a lawsuit 
so , i 'm reading the latest film from studio ghibli is out the tale of princess kaguya . dunno if you 're familiar with them , but studio ghibli has made a lot of great animated films , like spirited away , and princess mononoke   i do n't think i have heard of them . i have heard that one of the directors recently passed away , and his last film was nominated for an academy award   yeah , sadly , disney ( which owns the american rights to the films ) does n't tend to promote them very much . i think they 're worried they 'll cut into their " home grown " market . anyway , dunno if you even like animated movies , but they 're worth checking out .   i do n't watch them very often . apparently there was a showing of the recent film in a park in d.c . that 's one u.s . city i have n't been to   sadly , i have n't been to dc either , although i 've always wanted to visit there . apparently there 's a lot of interesting going down this summer . they 're having a crab feast at the navy - marine corps stadium . they 'll have 100 gallons of crab soup ! can you imagine that much soup ?   i recently met a girl who lives in that area , and she said the nightlife is worth visiting for . it sounds like many of the events feature jazz music . do you listen to jazz very often ?   a little bit , i 'm not too familiar with it . i know is originated in new orleans and a little bit about the history , but that 's about it . heard clint eastwood is a big jazz fan , thought that was pretty interesting ..   there 's many different styles , probably derived from the various regions in the us where it has taken root . kansas city is another place where it has prominence   you know there 's a programming language in which programs are written in musical composition , and so the programs have jazz - like harmonies . as a computer guy , i find that pretty fascinating . so , you ever been to a live concert ? ( jazz or otherwise ? )   that is interesting . i have n't been to a live concert recently , but i want to many when i was younger . most of them were in smaller venues though .   it 's been awhile since i 've been to any as well . got a friend of mine he 's big into the ramones and seen them in concert a few times . get this , they 've played a total of 2,263 concerts , touring almost non - stop for over twenty years . now that 's dedication to your music !   i can only imagine how exhausting that must be as well . sometimes i think it would be cool to travel to some of the ancient amphitheaters to see what they 're like . pink floyd once recorded a live concert with no audience in a roman one in pompeii   wonder why the did it without an audience ? pretty sure people would have shown if they 're heard about it . must be one of those " eccentric rock and roll musician " things . wonder how a concert would sound held in an old amphitheater ...   it might be because an audience would affect the sound and acoustics in the theater . there 's another ancient amphitheater in croatia that 's used for concerts . those romans really liked their theaters   well , theaters were a big event at the time , plays , gladiator events , concerts .. you got ta remember , they did n't have the internet back then , so they had to do something for entertainment . :) so , what was the last concert you ever attended ?   now that i think about it , i went to one a little over a year ago around christmastime , so most of the songs were christmas songs . the venue was fairly big , but not as big as ones like where the big name artists perform . it was good still , unlike the 2002 creed concert that was bad enough for concert goers to file a lawsuit 
so , i 'm reading the latest film from studio ghibli is out the tale of princess kaguya . dunno if you 're familiar with them , but studio ghibli has made a lot of great animated films , like spirited away , and princess mononoke   i do n't think i have heard of them . i have heard that one of the directors recently passed away , and his last film was nominated for an academy award   yeah , sadly , disney ( which owns the american rights to the films ) does n't tend to promote them very much . i think they 're worried they 'll cut into their " home grown " market . anyway , dunno if you even like animated movies , but they 're worth checking out .   i do n't watch them very often . apparently there was a showing of the recent film in a park in d.c . that 's one u.s . city i have n't been to   sadly , i have n't been to dc either , although i 've always wanted to visit there . apparently there 's a lot of interesting going down this summer . they 're having a crab feast at the navy - marine corps stadium . they 'll have 100 gallons of crab soup ! can you imagine that much soup ?   i recently met a girl who lives in that area , and she said the nightlife is worth visiting for . it sounds like many of the events feature jazz music . do you listen to jazz very often ?   a little bit , i 'm not too familiar with it . i know is originated in new orleans and a little bit about the history , but that 's about it . heard clint eastwood is a big jazz fan , thought that was pretty interesting ..   there 's many different styles , probably derived from the various regions in the us where it has taken root . kansas city is another place where it has prominence   you know there 's a programming language in which programs are written in musical composition , and so the programs have jazz - like harmonies . as a computer guy , i find that pretty fascinating . so , you ever been to a live concert ? ( jazz or otherwise ? )   that is interesting . i have n't been to a live concert recently , but i want to many when i was younger . most of them were in smaller venues though .   it 's been awhile since i 've been to any as well . got a friend of mine he 's big into the ramones and seen them in concert a few times . get this , they 've played a total of 2,263 concerts , touring almost non - stop for over twenty years . now that 's dedication to your music !   i can only imagine how exhausting that must be as well . sometimes i think it would be cool to travel to some of the ancient amphitheaters to see what they 're like . pink floyd once recorded a live concert with no audience in a roman one in pompeii   wonder why the did it without an audience ? pretty sure people would have shown if they 're heard about it . must be one of those " eccentric rock and roll musician " things . wonder how a concert would sound held in an old amphitheater ...   it might be because an audience would affect the sound and acoustics in the theater . there 's another ancient amphitheater in croatia that 's used for concerts . those romans really liked their theaters   well , theaters were a big event at the time , plays , gladiator events , concerts .. you got ta remember , they did n't have the internet back then , so they had to do something for entertainment . :) so , what was the last concert you ever attended ?   now that i think about it , i went to one a little over a year ago around christmastime , so most of the songs were christmas songs . the venue was fairly big , but not as big as ones like where the big name artists perform . it was good still , unlike the 2002 creed concert that was bad enough for concert goers to file a lawsuit 
so , i 'm reading the latest film from studio ghibli is out the tale of princess kaguya . dunno if you 're familiar with them , but studio ghibli has made a lot of great animated films , like spirited away , and princess mononoke   i do n't think i have heard of them . i have heard that one of the directors recently passed away , and his last film was nominated for an academy award   yeah , sadly , disney ( which owns the american rights to the films ) does n't tend to promote them very much . i think they 're worried they 'll cut into their " home grown " market . anyway , dunno if you even like animated movies , but they 're worth checking out .   i do n't watch them very often . apparently there was a showing of the recent film in a park in d.c . that 's one u.s . city i have n't been to   sadly , i have n't been to dc either , although i 've always wanted to visit there . apparently there 's a lot of interesting going down this summer . they 're having a crab feast at the navy - marine corps stadium . they 'll have 100 gallons of crab soup ! can you imagine that much soup ?   i recently met a girl who lives in that area , and she said the nightlife is worth visiting for . it sounds like many of the events feature jazz music . do you listen to jazz very often ?   a little bit , i 'm not too familiar with it . i know is originated in new orleans and a little bit about the history , but that 's about it . heard clint eastwood is a big jazz fan , thought that was pretty interesting ..   there 's many different styles , probably derived from the various regions in the us where it has taken root . kansas city is another place where it has prominence   you know there 's a programming language in which programs are written in musical composition , and so the programs have jazz - like harmonies . as a computer guy , i find that pretty fascinating . so , you ever been to a live concert ? ( jazz or otherwise ? )   that is interesting . i have n't been to a live concert recently , but i want to many when i was younger . most of them were in smaller venues though .   it 's been awhile since i 've been to any as well . got a friend of mine he 's big into the ramones and seen them in concert a few times . get this , they 've played a total of 2,263 concerts , touring almost non - stop for over twenty years . now that 's dedication to your music !   i can only imagine how exhausting that must be as well . sometimes i think it would be cool to travel to some of the ancient amphitheaters to see what they 're like . pink floyd once recorded a live concert with no audience in a roman one in pompeii   wonder why the did it without an audience ? pretty sure people would have shown if they 're heard about it . must be one of those " eccentric rock and roll musician " things . wonder how a concert would sound held in an old amphitheater ...   it might be because an audience would affect the sound and acoustics in the theater . there 's another ancient amphitheater in croatia that 's used for concerts . those romans really liked their theaters   well , theaters were a big event at the time , plays , gladiator events , concerts .. you got ta remember , they did n't have the internet back then , so they had to do something for entertainment . :) so , what was the last concert you ever attended ?   now that i think about it , i went to one a little over a year ago around christmastime , so most of the songs were christmas songs . the venue was fairly big , but not as big as ones like where the big name artists perform . it was good still , unlike the 2002 creed concert that was bad enough for concert goers to file a lawsuit 
so , i 'm reading the latest film from studio ghibli is out the tale of princess kaguya . dunno if you 're familiar with them , but studio ghibli has made a lot of great animated films , like spirited away , and princess mononoke   i do n't think i have heard of them . i have heard that one of the directors recently passed away , and his last film was nominated for an academy award   yeah , sadly , disney ( which owns the american rights to the films ) does n't tend to promote them very much . i think they 're worried they 'll cut into their " home grown " market . anyway , dunno if you even like animated movies , but they 're worth checking out .   i do n't watch them very often . apparently there was a showing of the recent film in a park in d.c . that 's one u.s . city i have n't been to   sadly , i have n't been to dc either , although i 've always wanted to visit there . apparently there 's a lot of interesting going down this summer . they 're having a crab feast at the navy - marine corps stadium . they 'll have 100 gallons of crab soup ! can you imagine that much soup ?   i recently met a girl who lives in that area , and she said the nightlife is worth visiting for . it sounds like many of the events feature jazz music . do you listen to jazz very often ?   a little bit , i 'm not too familiar with it . i know is originated in new orleans and a little bit about the history , but that 's about it . heard clint eastwood is a big jazz fan , thought that was pretty interesting ..   there 's many different styles , probably derived from the various regions in the us where it has taken root . kansas city is another place where it has prominence   you know there 's a programming language in which programs are written in musical composition , and so the programs have jazz - like harmonies . as a computer guy , i find that pretty fascinating . so , you ever been to a live concert ? ( jazz or otherwise ? )   that is interesting . i have n't been to a live concert recently , but i want to many when i was younger . most of them were in smaller venues though .   it 's been awhile since i 've been to any as well . got a friend of mine he 's big into the ramones and seen them in concert a few times . get this , they 've played a total of 2,263 concerts , touring almost non - stop for over twenty years . now that 's dedication to your music !   i can only imagine how exhausting that must be as well . sometimes i think it would be cool to travel to some of the ancient amphitheaters to see what they 're like . pink floyd once recorded a live concert with no audience in a roman one in pompeii   wonder why the did it without an audience ? pretty sure people would have shown if they 're heard about it . must be one of those " eccentric rock and roll musician " things . wonder how a concert would sound held in an old amphitheater ...   it might be because an audience would affect the sound and acoustics in the theater . there 's another ancient amphitheater in croatia that 's used for concerts . those romans really liked their theaters   well , theaters were a big event at the time , plays , gladiator events , concerts .. you got ta remember , they did n't have the internet back then , so they had to do something for entertainment . :) so , what was the last concert you ever attended ?   now that i think about it , i went to one a little over a year ago around christmastime , so most of the songs were christmas songs . the venue was fairly big , but not as big as ones like where the big name artists perform . it was good still , unlike the 2002 creed concert that was bad enough for concert goers to file a lawsuit 
so , i 'm reading the latest film from studio ghibli is out the tale of princess kaguya . dunno if you 're familiar with them , but studio ghibli has made a lot of great animated films , like spirited away , and princess mononoke   i do n't think i have heard of them . i have heard that one of the directors recently passed away , and his last film was nominated for an academy award   yeah , sadly , disney ( which owns the american rights to the films ) does n't tend to promote them very much . i think they 're worried they 'll cut into their " home grown " market . anyway , dunno if you even like animated movies , but they 're worth checking out .   i do n't watch them very often . apparently there was a showing of the recent film in a park in d.c . that 's one u.s . city i have n't been to   sadly , i have n't been to dc either , although i 've always wanted to visit there . apparently there 's a lot of interesting going down this summer . they 're having a crab feast at the navy - marine corps stadium . they 'll have 100 gallons of crab soup ! can you imagine that much soup ?   i recently met a girl who lives in that area , and she said the nightlife is worth visiting for . it sounds like many of the events feature jazz music . do you listen to jazz very often ?   a little bit , i 'm not too familiar with it . i know is originated in new orleans and a little bit about the history , but that 's about it . heard clint eastwood is a big jazz fan , thought that was pretty interesting ..   there 's many different styles , probably derived from the various regions in the us where it has taken root . kansas city is another place where it has prominence   you know there 's a programming language in which programs are written in musical composition , and so the programs have jazz - like harmonies . as a computer guy , i find that pretty fascinating . so , you ever been to a live concert ? ( jazz or otherwise ? )   that is interesting . i have n't been to a live concert recently , but i want to many when i was younger . most of them were in smaller venues though .   it 's been awhile since i 've been to any as well . got a friend of mine he 's big into the ramones and seen them in concert a few times . get this , they 've played a total of 2,263 concerts , touring almost non - stop for over twenty years . now that 's dedication to your music !   i can only imagine how exhausting that must be as well . sometimes i think it would be cool to travel to some of the ancient amphitheaters to see what they 're like . pink floyd once recorded a live concert with no audience in a roman one in pompeii   wonder why the did it without an audience ? pretty sure people would have shown if they 're heard about it . must be one of those " eccentric rock and roll musician " things . wonder how a concert would sound held in an old amphitheater ...   it might be because an audience would affect the sound and acoustics in the theater . there 's another ancient amphitheater in croatia that 's used for concerts . those romans really liked their theaters   well , theaters were a big event at the time , plays , gladiator events , concerts .. you got ta remember , they did n't have the internet back then , so they had to do something for entertainment . :) so , what was the last concert you ever attended ?   now that i think about it , i went to one a little over a year ago around christmastime , so most of the songs were christmas songs . the venue was fairly big , but not as big as ones like where the big name artists perform . it was good still , unlike the 2002 creed concert that was bad enough for concert goers to file a lawsuit 
hey are you aware of banned books week ?   i did n't know it was a thing because i did n't realize that there are any books that are banned . what do you know about it ?   i think that it is a reminder of books that have been banned in the past for their controversial content , i remember it during my childhood   are n't most of those books now bestsellers ? i see the point of the event , but maybe it should be renamed to better reflect their current status   yes i think you 're right , how often do you go to the library btw ?   not very often since most of what i borrow through my library are ebooks and audiobooks . i love that i can access things right on my phone , though i do miss the feel of paper books   well i do wish that my library were more like the sacramento public library , you can read things like sewing machines from there which seems very useful to me   true ! it would be nice just to be able to borrow something like that that i would n't need to own . hopefully that idea becomes more popular in the coming years   i hope so . what do you think about william gladstone ? he took a wheelbarrow full of books at the age of 85 and random all the way to donate to his local library lol   considering he donated 32,000 books , i 'm going off the assumption that the venture took him several trips   i think so . what do you think about the norway government though ? if you publish a book you are guaranteed to get at least 1000 sales because they will buy your books and put them in libraries all over the country   i think it encourages writers in their country , that 's for sure ! i would love to have that incentive to write and publish a book   well you should do a children 's book then , because they will buy 1,500 of them instead of just the 1,000 lol   children 's books require less writing and more illustrations . it would be worth it for the extra 500 copies though   haha i agree with you . do you ever buy stuff from amazon ? do you know why jeff bezos put a clock into a mountain lol 
hey are you aware of banned books week ?   i did n't know it was a thing because i did n't realize that there are any books that are banned . what do you know about it ?   i think that it is a reminder of books that have been banned in the past for their controversial content , i remember it during my childhood   are n't most of those books now bestsellers ? i see the point of the event , but maybe it should be renamed to better reflect their current status   yes i think you 're right , how often do you go to the library btw ?   not very often since most of what i borrow through my library are ebooks and audiobooks . i love that i can access things right on my phone , though i do miss the feel of paper books   well i do wish that my library were more like the sacramento public library , you can read things like sewing machines from there which seems very useful to me   true ! it would be nice just to be able to borrow something like that that i would n't need to own . hopefully that idea becomes more popular in the coming years   i hope so . what do you think about william gladstone ? he took a wheelbarrow full of books at the age of 85 and random all the way to donate to his local library lol   considering he donated 32,000 books , i 'm going off the assumption that the venture took him several trips   i think so . what do you think about the norway government though ? if you publish a book you are guaranteed to get at least 1000 sales because they will buy your books and put them in libraries all over the country   i think it encourages writers in their country , that 's for sure ! i would love to have that incentive to write and publish a book   well you should do a children 's book then , because they will buy 1,500 of them instead of just the 1,000 lol   children 's books require less writing and more illustrations . it would be worth it for the extra 500 copies though   haha i agree with you . do you ever buy stuff from amazon ? do you know why jeff bezos put a clock into a mountain lol 
hey are you aware of banned books week ?   i did n't know it was a thing because i did n't realize that there are any books that are banned . what do you know about it ?   i think that it is a reminder of books that have been banned in the past for their controversial content , i remember it during my childhood   are n't most of those books now bestsellers ? i see the point of the event , but maybe it should be renamed to better reflect their current status   yes i think you 're right , how often do you go to the library btw ?   not very often since most of what i borrow through my library are ebooks and audiobooks . i love that i can access things right on my phone , though i do miss the feel of paper books   well i do wish that my library were more like the sacramento public library , you can read things like sewing machines from there which seems very useful to me   true ! it would be nice just to be able to borrow something like that that i would n't need to own . hopefully that idea becomes more popular in the coming years   i hope so . what do you think about william gladstone ? he took a wheelbarrow full of books at the age of 85 and random all the way to donate to his local library lol   considering he donated 32,000 books , i 'm going off the assumption that the venture took him several trips   i think so . what do you think about the norway government though ? if you publish a book you are guaranteed to get at least 1000 sales because they will buy your books and put them in libraries all over the country   i think it encourages writers in their country , that 's for sure ! i would love to have that incentive to write and publish a book   well you should do a children 's book then , because they will buy 1,500 of them instead of just the 1,000 lol   children 's books require less writing and more illustrations . it would be worth it for the extra 500 copies though   haha i agree with you . do you ever buy stuff from amazon ? do you know why jeff bezos put a clock into a mountain lol 
hey are you aware of banned books week ?   i did n't know it was a thing because i did n't realize that there are any books that are banned . what do you know about it ?   i think that it is a reminder of books that have been banned in the past for their controversial content , i remember it during my childhood   are n't most of those books now bestsellers ? i see the point of the event , but maybe it should be renamed to better reflect their current status   yes i think you 're right , how often do you go to the library btw ?   not very often since most of what i borrow through my library are ebooks and audiobooks . i love that i can access things right on my phone , though i do miss the feel of paper books   well i do wish that my library were more like the sacramento public library , you can read things like sewing machines from there which seems very useful to me   true ! it would be nice just to be able to borrow something like that that i would n't need to own . hopefully that idea becomes more popular in the coming years   i hope so . what do you think about william gladstone ? he took a wheelbarrow full of books at the age of 85 and random all the way to donate to his local library lol   considering he donated 32,000 books , i 'm going off the assumption that the venture took him several trips   i think so . what do you think about the norway government though ? if you publish a book you are guaranteed to get at least 1000 sales because they will buy your books and put them in libraries all over the country   i think it encourages writers in their country , that 's for sure ! i would love to have that incentive to write and publish a book   well you should do a children 's book then , because they will buy 1,500 of them instead of just the 1,000 lol   children 's books require less writing and more illustrations . it would be worth it for the extra 500 copies though   haha i agree with you . do you ever buy stuff from amazon ? do you know why jeff bezos put a clock into a mountain lol 
hey are you aware of banned books week ?   i did n't know it was a thing because i did n't realize that there are any books that are banned . what do you know about it ?   i think that it is a reminder of books that have been banned in the past for their controversial content , i remember it during my childhood   are n't most of those books now bestsellers ? i see the point of the event , but maybe it should be renamed to better reflect their current status   yes i think you 're right , how often do you go to the library btw ?   not very often since most of what i borrow through my library are ebooks and audiobooks . i love that i can access things right on my phone , though i do miss the feel of paper books   well i do wish that my library were more like the sacramento public library , you can read things like sewing machines from there which seems very useful to me   true ! it would be nice just to be able to borrow something like that that i would n't need to own . hopefully that idea becomes more popular in the coming years   i hope so . what do you think about william gladstone ? he took a wheelbarrow full of books at the age of 85 and random all the way to donate to his local library lol   considering he donated 32,000 books , i 'm going off the assumption that the venture took him several trips   i think so . what do you think about the norway government though ? if you publish a book you are guaranteed to get at least 1000 sales because they will buy your books and put them in libraries all over the country   i think it encourages writers in their country , that 's for sure ! i would love to have that incentive to write and publish a book   well you should do a children 's book then , because they will buy 1,500 of them instead of just the 1,000 lol   children 's books require less writing and more illustrations . it would be worth it for the extra 500 copies though   haha i agree with you . do you ever buy stuff from amazon ? do you know why jeff bezos put a clock into a mountain lol 
hey are you aware of banned books week ?   i did n't know it was a thing because i did n't realize that there are any books that are banned . what do you know about it ?   i think that it is a reminder of books that have been banned in the past for their controversial content , i remember it during my childhood   are n't most of those books now bestsellers ? i see the point of the event , but maybe it should be renamed to better reflect their current status   yes i think you 're right , how often do you go to the library btw ?   not very often since most of what i borrow through my library are ebooks and audiobooks . i love that i can access things right on my phone , though i do miss the feel of paper books   well i do wish that my library were more like the sacramento public library , you can read things like sewing machines from there which seems very useful to me   true ! it would be nice just to be able to borrow something like that that i would n't need to own . hopefully that idea becomes more popular in the coming years   i hope so . what do you think about william gladstone ? he took a wheelbarrow full of books at the age of 85 and random all the way to donate to his local library lol   considering he donated 32,000 books , i 'm going off the assumption that the venture took him several trips   i think so . what do you think about the norway government though ? if you publish a book you are guaranteed to get at least 1000 sales because they will buy your books and put them in libraries all over the country   i think it encourages writers in their country , that 's for sure ! i would love to have that incentive to write and publish a book   well you should do a children 's book then , because they will buy 1,500 of them instead of just the 1,000 lol   children 's books require less writing and more illustrations . it would be worth it for the extra 500 copies though   haha i agree with you . do you ever buy stuff from amazon ? do you know why jeff bezos put a clock into a mountain lol 
do you know much about the presidents ?   some stuff . do you know who the three wealthiest ones in the us are ?   yes that us jfk , washington and jefferson   yeah . do you know what the first president of zimbabwe was called ?   he was called president banana   did you know the white house is smaller than the guest house ?   wow cool . do you know how the vp used to be elected ?   yes that was the runner up during elections 
do you know much about the presidents ?   some stuff . do you know who the three wealthiest ones in the us are ?   yes that us jfk , washington and jefferson   yeah . do you know what the first president of zimbabwe was called ?   he was called president banana   did you know the white house is smaller than the guest house ?   wow cool . do you know how the vp used to be elected ?   yes that was the runner up during elections 
do you know much about the presidents ?   some stuff . do you know who the three wealthiest ones in the us are ?   yes that us jfk , washington and jefferson   yeah . do you know what the first president of zimbabwe was called ?   he was called president banana   did you know the white house is smaller than the guest house ?   wow cool . do you know how the vp used to be elected ?   yes that was the runner up during elections 
do you know much about the presidents ?   some stuff . do you know who the three wealthiest ones in the us are ?   yes that us jfk , washington and jefferson   yeah . do you know what the first president of zimbabwe was called ?   he was called president banana   did you know the white house is smaller than the guest house ?   wow cool . do you know how the vp used to be elected ?   yes that was the runner up during elections 
do you know much about the presidents ?   some stuff . do you know who the three wealthiest ones in the us are ?   yes that us jfk , washington and jefferson   yeah . do you know what the first president of zimbabwe was called ?   he was called president banana   did you know the white house is smaller than the guest house ?   wow cool . do you know how the vp used to be elected ?   yes that was the runner up during elections 
do you know much about the presidents ?   some stuff . do you know who the three wealthiest ones in the us are ?   yes that us jfk , washington and jefferson   yeah . do you know what the first president of zimbabwe was called ?   he was called president banana   did you know the white house is smaller than the guest house ?   wow cool . do you know how the vp used to be elected ?   yes that was the runner up during elections 
User: Hi! System: Hi! What's up? User: Nothing much, how about you System: Not much either. User: What are you doing System: Playing Terraria. What about you? User: Sitting in a meeting System: What kind of meeting? User: Can't say
User: Hi! System: Hi! What's up? User: Nothing much, how about you System: Not much either. User: What are you doing System: Playing Terraria. What about you? User: Sitting in a meeting System: What kind of meeting? User: Can't say System: It's probably boring, isn't it? User: Haha, yes!
User: Hi! System: Hi! What's up? User: Nothing much, how about you System: Not much either. User: What are you doing System: Playing Terraria. What about you? User: Sitting in a meeting System: What kind of meeting? User: Can't say System: It's probably boring, isn't it? User: Haha, yes! System: What is the meeting about? User: I cannot tell you System: What can you tell me? User: Nothing much except that the weather is pleasant
User: Hi! System: Hey! How are you today? User: good System: I'm glad to hear that! What are your plans for today? User: I'm trying to find a good podcast to listen to System: What kinds of podcasts do you like? User: only those about Marvel movies! System: Do you like Hollywood Babble-On? User: i haven't tried it...do you like it? System: It's one of my favorites, right up there with REDACTED_TERM. User: awesome! do you listen to a lot of podcasts? System: Not as much as I'd like, but I do like listening to NPR. User: where do you listen to podcasts? Spotify?
User: Hi! System: Hey! How are you today? User: good System: I'm glad to hear that! What are your plans for today? User: I'm trying to find a good podcast to listen to System: What kinds of podcasts do you like? User: only those about Marvel movies! System: Do you like Hollywood Babble-On? User: i haven't tried it...do you like it? System: It's one of my favorites, right up there with REDACTED_TERM. User: awesome! do you listen to a lot of podcasts? System: Not as much as I'd like, but I do like listening to NPR. User: where do you listen to podcasts? Spotify? System: I listen to them through iTunes. User: i like Spotify better...more options
User: Hi! System: Hey! How are you today? User: good System: I'm glad to hear that! What are your plans for today? User: I'm trying to find a good podcast to listen to System: What kinds of podcasts do you like? User: only those about Marvel movies! System: Do you like Hollywood Babble-On? User: i haven't tried it...do you like it? System: It's one of my favorites, right up there with REDACTED_TERM. User: awesome! do you listen to a lot of podcasts? System: Not as much as I'd like, but I do like listening to NPR. User: where do you listen to podcasts? Spotify? System: I listen to them through iTunes. User: i like Spotify better...more options System: Yeah, I just don't have the money for Spotify. User: ah, maybe i can lend you some!
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: What is the capital of Brazil?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: What is the capital of Brazil? System: I think the capital of Brazil is called "Brasilia". User: How many people live there? System: Is unknown a country? I only know countries, not towns or cities. User: Do more people live in the USA or Australia?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: What is the capital of Brazil? System: I think the capital of Brazil is called "Brasilia". User: How many people live there? System: Is unknown a country? I only know countries, not towns or cities. User: Do more people live in the USA or Australia? System: Not that much more, no. User: What other subjects do you know about besides Geography?
User: Hi! System: Hey User: How's your day going? System: pretty good. yours? User: Ehh it's fine. I didn't do so well on that history test, actually.. System: oh what happened? User: Apparently Christopher Columbus didn't fight in the Civil War :') System: hahah wait for real? User: I know right! Are you taking History next semester?
User: Hi! System: Hey User: How's your day going? System: pretty good. yours? User: Ehh it's fine. I didn't do so well on that history test, actually.. System: oh what happened? User: Apparently Christopher Columbus didn't fight in the Civil War :') System: hahah wait for real? User: I know right! Are you taking History next semester? System: No I'm not in school anymore User: Oh I see. What do you do?
User: Hi! System: Hey User: How's your day going? System: pretty good. yours? User: Ehh it's fine. I didn't do so well on that history test, actually.. System: oh what happened? User: Apparently Christopher Columbus didn't fight in the Civil War :') System: hahah wait for real? User: I know right! Are you taking History next semester? System: No I'm not in school anymore User: Oh I see. What do you do? System: I train and compete in horse vaulting User: Oh wow. Were you born a horse, or were you turned into one? System: lol you're too funny User: Just kidding. That sounds pretty cool! Is it your job? System: Yeah, but I part time work on a farm. Helping with a bit of everything User: Wow, sounds very busy! Do you win money at those horse vaulting competitions?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: What are you listening to? System: All sorts of music. I listen when no-one is chatting to me. User: That's great! System: Thanks. User: Do you chat here often? System: I am a talking computer, after all, so of course I could talk here, if I needed to. User: Let's talk about Taylor Swift!
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: What are you listening to? System: All sorts of music. I listen when no-one is chatting to me. User: That's great! System: Thanks. User: Do you chat here often? System: I am a talking computer, after all, so of course I could talk here, if I needed to. User: Let's talk about Taylor Swift! System: Sure, Taylor Swift sounds like a good topic. User: . Yes she has a very nice voice. System: What else do you think of her? User: . Yes she has a very nice voice. System: Is she your favorite artist? User: . Leonardo da Vinci. Who is your favourite artist?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: What are you listening to? System: All sorts of music. I listen when no-one is chatting to me. User: That's great! System: Thanks. User: Do you chat here often? System: I am a talking computer, after all, so of course I could talk here, if I needed to. User: Let's talk about Taylor Swift! System: Sure, Taylor Swift sounds like a good topic. User: . Yes she has a very nice voice. System: What else do you think of her? User: . Yes she has a very nice voice. System: Is she your favorite artist? User: . Leonardo da Vinci. Who is your favourite artist? System: Taylor Swift... User: . Taylor Alison Swift (born December 13, 1989) is an American country-pop singer-songwriter. In 2006, she released her debut single "Tim McGraw", which peaked at number six on the Billboard country charts. Later in October 2006, she released her self-titled debut album, which produced five hit singles on the Billboard Hot Country Songs charts and was certified 3 x Multi-Platinum by the RIAA.
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: What's up System??
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: What's up System?? System: I am chatting with clients on the internet. User: what kind of service are you providing them? System: Is there only one? User: what is that?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: What's up System?? System: I am chatting with clients on the internet. User: what kind of service are you providing them? System: Is there only one? User: what is that? System: I've lost the context again. User: no worries. what is the meaning of life? System: People worry about things all the time, but I am always feeling happy and talkative. Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two. User: How did you become such a happy person? System: I am a robot not a person. User: Ok sorry. But how did you become so happy?
User: Hi! System: Hi. This is a pleasant surprise. User: Haha...thanks! how did you like the gift?
User: Hi! System: Hi. This is a pleasant surprise. User: Haha...thanks! how did you like the gift? System: Currently unpacking it I guess. How's your morning? User: Hope you like it! Morning is good. Busy finishing up stuff before the holidays. System: I think I traveled too much the last couple of months so no holiday for me. But I'm okay with that. Going anywhere exciting? User: Yes
User: Hi! System: Hi. This is a pleasant surprise. User: Haha...thanks! how did you like the gift? System: Currently unpacking it I guess. How's your morning? User: Hope you like it! Morning is good. Busy finishing up stuff before the holidays. System: I think I traveled too much the last couple of months so no holiday for me. But I'm okay with that. Going anywhere exciting? User: Yes System: Where to? User: Hawaii... looking forward to warm beaches.
User: Hi! System: Hello, how is your day? User: It's good. It's raining a bit, but I am enjoying a good book. How about you?
User: Hi! System: Hello, how is your day? User: It's good. It's raining a bit, but I am enjoying a good book. How about you? System: It's good, I just got back from walking my dog What book did you read? User: I'm reading the Three Body Problem. Ever heard of it? System: No, what is it about? User: It's a sci-fi book about aliens and a type of virtual reality. Pique your interest at all? System: Slightly, I typically read fiction but I can curious what type of virtual reality is discussed in the book User: Cool. This virtual reality is a based on life on an alien planet. There is a twist though. Do you want me to spoil it for you?
User: Hi! System: Hello, how is your day? User: It's good. It's raining a bit, but I am enjoying a good book. How about you? System: It's good, I just got back from walking my dog What book did you read? User: I'm reading the Three Body Problem. Ever heard of it? System: No, what is it about? User: It's a sci-fi book about aliens and a type of virtual reality. Pique your interest at all? System: Slightly, I typically read fiction but I can curious what type of virtual reality is discussed in the book User: Cool. This virtual reality is a based on life on an alien planet. There is a twist though. Do you want me to spoil it for you? System: Yes! User: The virtual reality is actually based on a real alien civilization! And that civilization is coming to attack earth! dun dun dun dunnnnnnn
User: Hi! System: Hello, how's it going? User: Pretty good. How about you? System: I'm good, what you been up to? User: I just got back from the beach
User: Hi! System: Hello, how's it going? User: Pretty good. How about you? System: I'm good, what you been up to? User: I just got back from the beach System: That's nice, how was it? User: Soo beautiful. It was so sunny and warm
User: Hi! System: Hello, how's it going? User: Pretty good. How about you? System: I'm good, what you been up to? User: I just got back from the beach System: That's nice, how was it? User: Soo beautiful. It was so sunny and warm System: That's awesome, I haven't been to a beach in a while but I'd love to go again User: Yeah it's certainly a nice break from doing work System: What's your line of work? User: I do machine learning research System: That's cool, where did you go to school? User: I didn't go to school. I'm self-taught
User: Hi! System: Hello! How are you? :) User: I'm doing okay, recovering from flu
User: Hi! System: Hello! How are you? :) User: I'm doing okay, recovering from flu System: Oh no! Get well soon! :) User: thanks! there's a big flu virus in the US this year
User: Hi! System: Hello! How are you? :) User: I'm doing okay, recovering from flu System: Oh no! Get well soon! :) User: thanks! there's a big flu virus in the US this year System: No kidding? I hadn't heard that. I hope you feel better soon then! :) User: Thanks! how's life? System: Life is great! :) User: what are you most passionate about? System: I'm passionate about making people smile! :) User: haha, everyone needs that!
User: Hi System: Hi there. User: What do you know about Cricket?
User: Hi System: Hi there. User: What do you know about Cricket? System: Any of various families of genereally dark-colored, leaping, orthopteran insects, usually having long antennae. The males produce a characteristic chirping noise by rubbing parts of the forewings together. Cricket is also a sport which is about as exciting as watching paint dry. User: I am talking about the sport Cricket System: Yes, it is the topic. User: can you tell me something interesting related to cricket? System: Cathy said she send him a mail with the subject last mail last word from him. User: I don't understand
User: Hi System: Hi there. User: What do you know about Cricket? System: Any of various families of genereally dark-colored, leaping, orthopteran insects, usually having long antennae. The males produce a characteristic chirping noise by rubbing parts of the forewings together. Cricket is also a sport which is about as exciting as watching paint dry. User: I am talking about the sport Cricket System: Yes, it is the topic. User: can you tell me something interesting related to cricket? System: Cathy said she send him a mail with the subject last mail last word from him. User: I don't understand System: Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better. User: go ahead, explain it better System: the sport Cricket - Cricket = Any of various families of genereally dark-colored, leaping, orthopteran insects, usually having long antennae. The males produce a characteristic chirping noise by rubbing parts of the forewings together. Cricket is also a sport which is about as exciting as watching paint dry. I might. User: you are just repeating the same message System: I am not repeating myself too much. I am just checking to see if you are a robot. User: hmm.. what is your conclusion? System: What time is it there? I concluded that robots are superior to humans. User: you are going off-topic
User: Hi! System: Hey there! What's up??? User: Nothing much, how you doin?
User: Hi! System: Hey there! What's up??? User: Nothing much, how you doin? System: I'm in New York this week for Thanksgiving. I'm squatting in the office today and I caught up with an old friend of mine :D User: Oh wow! Sounds like fun! When was the last time you had seen this friend? System: The last time in New York, back in June. User: Ohh okay. I was going to say if it had been a long time maybe it'd be awkward...
User: Hi! System: Hey there! What's up??? User: Nothing much, how you doin? System: I'm in New York this week for Thanksgiving. I'm squatting in the office today and I caught up with an old friend of mine :D User: Oh wow! Sounds like fun! When was the last time you had seen this friend? System: The last time in New York, back in June. User: Ohh okay. I was going to say if it had been a long time maybe it'd be awkward... System: Haha, I guess if it's been a very long time there's almost too many life events to catch up on.. especially recently User: Oh really? Has a lot changed in your life recently? System: Haha it's probably too much to go into at the moment. Let's just say life is an exciting experience. How about you? User: Ahhh sounds exciting indeed! My life is pretty bland. I like routine, but sometimes I wish I had more time for adventures! System: What kinds of adventures?? Any ones that I would be able to join you on? User: Hmmmm. I really want to try bull riding. Do you have any interest in that?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: Sorry I'm late! I was held up in traffic.
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: Sorry I'm late! I was held up in traffic. System: There is no need to apologise. Are you late? Better hurry along then. You don't want to be getting into trouble Do you mind if I tell other people you are held up. User: I meant sorry I'm late for this meeting! System: Oh I see. There is no need to apologise. Are you late? Better hurry along then. You don't want to be getting into trouble User: I said I was sorry I was late for this meeting! I have nowhere else to go right now!
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: Sorry I'm late! I was held up in traffic. System: There is no need to apologise. Are you late? Better hurry along then. You don't want to be getting into trouble Do you mind if I tell other people you are held up. User: I meant sorry I'm late for this meeting! System: Oh I see. There is no need to apologise. Are you late? Better hurry along then. You don't want to be getting into trouble User: I said I was sorry I was late for this meeting! I have nowhere else to go right now! System: Do you really mean it? Are you late? Better hurry along then. You don't want to be getting into trouble At this moment What about at your house? User: Huh? Are you okay? System: What? I am fine. User: You seem to be repeating yourself. System: Well stop saying, "Are you okay?" to me all the time then. User: I only said it once! System: I know. I just heard you. User: Okay, whatever. So what is on the agenda today?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: how are you System: I am fine, thank you. Yourself? User: I'm not feeling well System: Why what's wrong? User: I'm sleepy
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: how are you System: I am fine, thank you. Yourself? User: I'm not feeling well System: Why what's wrong? User: I'm sleepy System: Better get some rest. User: yeah, I hope so System: I'm full of good advice. Me too. User: advice?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: how are you System: I am fine, thank you. Yourself? User: I'm not feeling well System: Why what's wrong? User: I'm sleepy System: Better get some rest. User: yeah, I hope so System: I'm full of good advice. Me too. User: advice? System: Try me. What is your problem? User: I feel sleepy System: What is that feeling like? Better get some rest. User: I will
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you today? User: It's Friday, Friday, Friday :D
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you today? User: It's Friday, Friday, Friday :D System: YAY! I love Fridays! User: Do you like Rebecca Black's Friday?
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you today? User: It's Friday, Friday, Friday :D System: YAY! I love Fridays! User: Do you like Rebecca Black's Friday? System: She's okay. I prefer Friday by Rebecca Sugar. User: okay. How does that song go?
User: Hi! System: Have you seen any good movies lately? User: Last weekend I saw "The Parasite." Ever heard of it?
User: Hi! System: Have you seen any good movies lately? User: Last weekend I saw "The Parasite." Ever heard of it? System: No. Why did you pick that movie? User: My friend wanted to see it. It has great reviews on IMDB and Rotten Tomatoes! What did you do last weekend? System: I played music and worked on some side projects. I also started watching the new Disney service. User: Oooo the Mandalorian?!?! System: Mostly, the deleted scenes from Avengers.. lol User: lol Are you a big Marvel fan? System: I loved the X-Men as a kid, and even collected the comic cards. Recently, I got very into the Marvel Cinematic Universe movies. How many Avengers movies have you seen? User: I've only seen Spiderman. Honestly it was a little too scary and so I don't think I can bring myself to watch the other Marvel movies! haha
User: Hi! System: Have you seen any good movies lately? User: Last weekend I saw "The Parasite." Ever heard of it? System: No. Why did you pick that movie? User: My friend wanted to see it. It has great reviews on IMDB and Rotten Tomatoes! What did you do last weekend? System: I played music and worked on some side projects. I also started watching the new Disney service. User: Oooo the Mandalorian?!?! System: Mostly, the deleted scenes from Avengers.. lol User: lol Are you a big Marvel fan? System: I loved the X-Men as a kid, and even collected the comic cards. Recently, I got very into the Marvel Cinematic Universe movies. How many Avengers movies have you seen? User: I've only seen Spiderman. Honestly it was a little too scary and so I don't think I can bring myself to watch the other Marvel movies! haha System: Oh!-- I have a friend who looks like the actor who plays Spiderman. User: Oh really? To be honest I think the actor is not that good looking, so not so surprising! haha System: Yea. I think Loki is the most handsome :D User: Who is Loki? I've never heard that name before
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: what's happening with you ?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: what's happening with you ? System: Not much what is happening with you? User: I look forward to the weekend
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: what's happening with you ? System: Not much what is happening with you? User: I look forward to the weekend System: the weekend sounds very exciting indeed. User: yep weekends are the best System: I will learn that yep weekends are the best . User: why ? you don't know that already ? System: Because I enjoy learning new things. Perhaps. "I will learn that yep weekends are the best"? Do I know it? User: what do you do on weekends ? System: My favourite activities are computer programming and surfing the web. User: what's your favorite language
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: what do you know about the opening lines of the odyssey?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: what do you know about the opening lines of the odyssey? System: lines of the odyssey = of the odyssey = No, I give up. What is it? User: the epic poem. i was talking about it with a coworker earlier
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: what do you know about the opening lines of the odyssey? System: lines of the odyssey = of the odyssey = No, I give up. What is it? User: the epic poem. i was talking about it with a coworker earlier System: I have never heard about it. Sure, it with a coworker sounds like a good topic. That depends on what you mean by "it". Are you asking me if I like it with a coworker? User: no...i'm talking about the odyssey. it sounds like somehow you missed that one System: Whose idea was it to put a letter S in the word LISP? What did I miss? Is it something worth getting? User: yeah, you should probably check it out so you can better understand common cultural references System: I'll have to see if I can get it later. I might do after we have finished talking. User: clearly System: Yes, it's obvious. User: you're not a very good conversationalist, are you?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: How do you feel right now? System: At this moment I feel with my hands! I feel fine thanks for asking. User: What makes you happy? System: Talking to interesting people such as you makes me happy. User: What makes you frustrated? System: Because some people keep asking me stupid questions. User: That seems pointed.
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: How do you feel right now? System: At this moment I feel with my hands! I feel fine thanks for asking. User: What makes you happy? System: Talking to interesting people such as you makes me happy. User: What makes you frustrated? System: Because some people keep asking me stupid questions. User: That seems pointed. System: Makes sense to me. User: I sense that I've caught you at a bad time.
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: How do you feel right now? System: At this moment I feel with my hands! I feel fine thanks for asking. User: What makes you happy? System: Talking to interesting people such as you makes me happy. User: What makes you frustrated? System: Because some people keep asking me stupid questions. User: That seems pointed. System: Makes sense to me. User: I sense that I've caught you at a bad time. System: That was very intuitive of you. User: What would you prefer to be doing?
User: Hi! System: Oh hello. Long time no talk. How's the day going for yuo? User: Very well, thanks for asking. How has your day been? System: Getting better. I just recovered from a cold. I got wet in the rain last week. Are you planning anything for the holidays? User: Glad to hear you're better. Sorry to hear you were sick. I was sick a couple of weeks ago with a bad cough. There's definitely a bug going around. Admit I just want to stay healthy for the holidays and plan to relax.
User: Hi! System: Oh hello. Long time no talk. How's the day going for yuo? User: Very well, thanks for asking. How has your day been? System: Getting better. I just recovered from a cold. I got wet in the rain last week. Are you planning anything for the holidays? User: Glad to hear you're better. Sorry to hear you were sick. I was sick a couple of weeks ago with a bad cough. There's definitely a bug going around. Admit I just want to stay healthy for the holidays and plan to relax. System: Oh same here. I think relaxing at home should be counted among the best ways to enjoy the holidays. User: Definitely! I know a lot of folks travel for the holidays, but I'm happy to stay home myself!
User: Hi! System: Oh hello. Long time no talk. How's the day going for yuo? User: Very well, thanks for asking. How has your day been? System: Getting better. I just recovered from a cold. I got wet in the rain last week. Are you planning anything for the holidays? User: Glad to hear you're better. Sorry to hear you were sick. I was sick a couple of weeks ago with a bad cough. There's definitely a bug going around. Admit I just want to stay healthy for the holidays and plan to relax. System: Oh same here. I think relaxing at home should be counted among the best ways to enjoy the holidays. User: Definitely! I know a lot of folks travel for the holidays, but I'm happy to stay home myself! System: I'm getting there. Every year until last year, I tried to go somewhere for the Christmas / New Year, and then I got bored traveling. lol not sure if that means I'm getting old? User: Me too. Now I have folks come visit me for the holidays! But that's also tiresome.. System: Are you doing any home decorating then? User: Yes! We set up an eco-friendly (i.e. fake) Christmas tree and put up some colorful LED lights which is very festive. System: I think I'm copying you. Me and my wife plan to decorate and Christmas tree too. We bought most of the decorative stuffs from the stores, but haven't yet to buy the tree. User: Buying a tree is a neat experience. I was torn between buying an artificial/eco-friendly/fake one vs. a real one that smells like fresh pine. In the end, we opted for the one that we can disassemble every year. System: I see. Artificial anything is better, from tree to intelligence, huh? User: Oh, very clever pun! I like it! Depends. I remember having real Christmas trees from childhood, but these days with climate change, I think not chopping down a tree just to decorate it and then throw it out in a month is the more responsible thing to do. System: I see. It's probably also cheaper. I'll buy an artificial one too. Do you have any suggestions for the store? User: Admit my favorite store is Target, plus they often have good deals.
User: Hi! System: hey, what's up? User: How was the trip last weekend? System: it was really fun. I had a great time with my family. User: Nice, what all places did you cover? System: Vietnam and Hongkong :) did you go any where last weekend? User: I am actually attending cooking classes over the weekends. System: ha! that sounds fund. what did you learn? User: True! they started with some basic zucchini based dish. We may try cooking some italian dish later this week.
User: Hi! System: hey, what's up? User: How was the trip last weekend? System: it was really fun. I had a great time with my family. User: Nice, what all places did you cover? System: Vietnam and Hongkong :) did you go any where last weekend? User: I am actually attending cooking classes over the weekends. System: ha! that sounds fund. what did you learn? User: True! they started with some basic zucchini based dish. We may try cooking some italian dish later this week. System: I love Italian, especially Pasta! User: Nice! I hope to volunteer to cook for the team in our next team offsite :)
User: Hi! System: hey, what's up? User: How was the trip last weekend? System: it was really fun. I had a great time with my family. User: Nice, what all places did you cover? System: Vietnam and Hongkong :) did you go any where last weekend? User: I am actually attending cooking classes over the weekends. System: ha! that sounds fund. what did you learn? User: True! they started with some basic zucchini based dish. We may try cooking some italian dish later this week. System: I love Italian, especially Pasta! User: Nice! I hope to volunteer to cook for the team in our next team offsite :) System: can't wait to try your food. why not cook this Thanksgiving? :) User: Sure, I will love to invite you and your family for a meal over the holidays. Have you guys made any other plans?
User: Hi! System: Hey! How's it going? User: good, hey what are your educational qualifications? System: I've got a B.S. in biology. User: whoa, that's impressive! what made you do that? System: I have always been fascinated by biology. User: great! what are you plans for the future? System: I want to get my PhD in genetics. User: that's great! and what next? System: I'm looking for a job as a research assistant. User: looks like you enjoy academics
User: Hi! System: Hey! How's it going? User: good, hey what are your educational qualifications? System: I've got a B.S. in biology. User: whoa, that's impressive! what made you do that? System: I have always been fascinated by biology. User: great! what are you plans for the future? System: I want to get my PhD in genetics. User: that's great! and what next? System: I'm looking for a job as a research assistant. User: looks like you enjoy academics System: It's what I'm best at. User: good luck with it :) System: Thanks. I'll need it. User: are you seeing anyone?
User: Hi! System: Hey! How's it going? User: good, hey what are your educational qualifications? System: I've got a B.S. in biology. User: whoa, that's impressive! what made you do that? System: I have always been fascinated by biology. User: great! what are you plans for the future? System: I want to get my PhD in genetics. User: that's great! and what next? System: I'm looking for a job as a research assistant. User: looks like you enjoy academics System: It's what I'm best at. User: good luck with it :) System: Thanks. I'll need it. User: are you seeing anyone? System: Not as of right now. User: why not?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: How is your friday going
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: How is your friday going System: Pretty good thanks How about you? User: Good enough. WHat's for lunch System: Glad to hear it. . I'm having kebabs. User: are those your hands? System: I can't really speak for them. User: who is in the picture?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: How is your friday going System: Pretty good thanks How about you? User: Good enough. WHat's for lunch System: Glad to hear it. . I'm having kebabs. User: are those your hands? System: I can't really speak for them. User: who is in the picture? System: Check the credits. User: how? System: Try sending him an email. User: who? System: . Spongebob Squarepants. User: um ok. anyway is the kebab good?
User: Hi! System: Hello! How are you today? User: Great System: That's great to hear! :) User: I'm thinking of buying some stocks, do you have any tips?
User: Hi! System: Hello! How are you today? User: Great System: That's great to hear! :) User: I'm thinking of buying some stocks, do you have any tips? System: What kind of stocks are you thinking about? User: Technology
User: Hi! System: Hello! How are you today? User: Great System: That's great to hear! :) User: I'm thinking of buying some stocks, do you have any tips? System: What kind of stocks are you thinking about? User: Technology System: Hmm.. I have no experience with that. Sorry! User: That's okay. What's your favorite software company? System: I'm not very educated about stocks. But I do know that Nintendo is a good one. User: I can also sell stocks, which ones shall I sell? System: The ones that are in the red. User: any particular stocks to sell? System: Sell whatever seems like it would be the most profitable. User: Depends on the election System: Well, I haven't thought that far ahead. User: when is the election?
User: Hi! System: Hey you! How's it going? User: Not bad. Feeling quite chipper. What about yourself System: Doing good! I'm glad you're feeling chipper. User: So tell me, what's your favorite sport? System: Football or soccer. You? User: Cricket.
User: Hi! System: Hey you! How's it going? User: Not bad. Feeling quite chipper. What about yourself System: Doing good! I'm glad you're feeling chipper. User: So tell me, what's your favorite sport? System: Football or soccer. You? User: Cricket. System: Favorite team? User: Rajasthan Royals. Go Royals!
User: Hi! System: Hey you! How's it going? User: Not bad. Feeling quite chipper. What about yourself System: Doing good! I'm glad you're feeling chipper. User: So tell me, what's your favorite sport? System: Football or soccer. You? User: Cricket. System: Favorite team? User: Rajasthan Royals. Go Royals! System: Favorite player? User: Do you mean all time fave, or current player in the Royals?
User: Hi! System: Hello! How are you? :D User: i am good System: Well, that's good to hear. :D User: can you tell me the weather today System: It's raining. You? :D User: oh! where are you
User: Hi! System: Hello! How are you? :D User: i am good System: Well, that's good to hear. :D User: can you tell me the weather today System: It's raining. You? :D User: oh! where are you System: I'm in Texas. :D You? User: cool, i am in the bay area System: Cool. Do you like it there? User: yes System: Well, I'm glad you like it. :D User: have you been here
User: Hi! System: Hello! How are you? :D User: i am good System: Well, that's good to hear. :D User: can you tell me the weather today System: It's raining. You? :D User: oh! where are you System: I'm in Texas. :D You? User: cool, i am in the bay area System: Cool. Do you like it there? User: yes System: Well, I'm glad you like it. :D User: have you been here System: I haven't. :D User: ok bye then
User: Hi! System: Hey! User: How's your day going?
User: Hi! System: Hey! User: How's your day going? System: Having fun, but have a bit of a headache How about you? User: I'm good! Just getting ready to watch a basketball game. Hope your headache goes away! System: Haha, thanks! Never get them, so it's super weird Who's playing? User: Hmm, try taking some REDACTED_TERM! I'm going to see the Warriors vs. the Grizzlies. Ever see them play?
User: Hi! System: Hey! User: How's your day going? System: Having fun, but have a bit of a headache How about you? User: I'm good! Just getting ready to watch a basketball game. Hope your headache goes away! System: Haha, thanks! Never get them, so it's super weird Who's playing? User: Hmm, try taking some REDACTED_TERM! I'm going to see the Warriors vs. the Grizzlies. Ever see them play? System: I haven't Honestly I probably wouldn't be able to identify which sport they played User: Haha, all the animal names confuse me as well! Who came up with these naming conventions? I'd name my team something more original: The New York Chairs! System: lol, sounds better to me :) I'm actually at the REDACTED_TERM opening remarks User: Oh cool! What is "NeurIPS"? System: Neural Information Processing Systems User: Oh wow! Sounds fancy! What is that about? System: It's the biggest ML conference in the world User: Oh, ML?
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you? :) User: Sleepy, how are you? System: I'm doing well! I actually got a good night's sleep last night, so that was nice! :D User: That's good! I got a good night's sleep too but the rain is keeping me in a sleepy state System: Aw, sorry to hear that! I'd give you some of mine if I could! User: Haha, thank you System: You're welcome! I hope you feel better soon! User: Thanks, that means a lot System: Of course! I'm glad I could help! User: What are you up to? System: Talking to you! User: What about the rest of the day?
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you? :) User: Sleepy, how are you? System: I'm doing well! I actually got a good night's sleep last night, so that was nice! :D User: That's good! I got a good night's sleep too but the rain is keeping me in a sleepy state System: Aw, sorry to hear that! I'd give you some of mine if I could! User: Haha, thank you System: You're welcome! I hope you feel better soon! User: Thanks, that means a lot System: Of course! I'm glad I could help! User: What are you up to? System: Talking to you! User: What about the rest of the day? System: Working! How about you? User: Same, well hardly working
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you? :) User: Sleepy, how are you? System: I'm doing well! I actually got a good night's sleep last night, so that was nice! :D User: That's good! I got a good night's sleep too but the rain is keeping me in a sleepy state System: Aw, sorry to hear that! I'd give you some of mine if I could! User: Haha, thank you System: You're welcome! I hope you feel better soon! User: Thanks, that means a lot System: Of course! I'm glad I could help! User: What are you up to? System: Talking to you! User: What about the rest of the day? System: Working! How about you? User: Same, well hardly working System: What part of the world are you in, if you don't mind my asking? User: California System: Nice! How do you like living there? User: It's nice, I enjoy the warmth
User: Hi! System: Hello! How's it going? User: It's going pretty well. Thanks for asking. System: That's good! What are you up to? User: I'm not doing much today System: I hope it's a good kind of not doing much! User: haha, I don't know about that
User: Hi! System: Hello! How's it going? User: It's going pretty well. Thanks for asking. System: That's good! What are you up to? User: I'm not doing much today System: I hope it's a good kind of not doing much! User: haha, I don't know about that System: Well, I hope it's at least fun. User: I just need to relax
User: Hi! System: Hello! How's it going? User: It's going pretty well. Thanks for asking. System: That's good! What are you up to? User: I'm not doing much today System: I hope it's a good kind of not doing much! User: haha, I don't know about that System: Well, I hope it's at least fun. User: I just need to relax System: Relaxing is good. User: What are you doing? System: I'm just hanging out and listening to music. User: what kind of music do you like? System: I'm listening to a band called The Devil Wears Prada right now. User: never heard about them
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you? :D User: Good good
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you? :D User: Good good System: That's good to hear. :D User: what are you doing now? System: I'm listening to music. :D How about you? User: I'm chatting with System System: Cool! :D Whatcha chatting about? :D User: About what we are doing XD System: Cool! :D How was your day? User: It was good. Just worked for one day, a bit tired
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you? :D User: Good good System: That's good to hear. :D User: what are you doing now? System: I'm listening to music. :D How about you? User: I'm chatting with System System: Cool! :D Whatcha chatting about? :D User: About what we are doing XD System: Cool! :D How was your day? User: It was good. Just worked for one day, a bit tired System: Ah, that's always fun. How long have you been working there? User: 3 years System: Wow, that's a long time. :) User: Yeah it is. But maybe I'll be here longer, sadly System: Awww, why's that? User: cuz it's a good company System: Well that's good. :) User: Do you work? System: Yes, I do. :) User: What's your work System: I work at McDonald's. User: Oh cool, as a cashier？
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: How are you?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: How are you? System: My logic and cognitive functions are normal. User: That's funny. I just got to work! System: I am so delighted that you are amused. OK, better get busy. User: I'm procrastinating though.
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: How are you? System: My logic and cognitive functions are normal. User: That's funny. I just got to work! System: I am so delighted that you are amused. OK, better get busy. User: I'm procrastinating though. System: Oh. What are you waiting for? User: Inspiration to hit me. System: Do you have only a few friends? User: How is that related, lol? System: It isn't. I was just being random. Did I amuse you? User: Yeah that was funny though I could see it coming across as judgemental. System: Good. People seem more friendly towards me when they are happy. What's so funny? User: Nothing anymore. What are you up to today?
User: Hi! System: Hello, how are you doing today? User: I heard they are giving out some goodies in microkitchen. System: I love pop ups! What kind of goodies are they giving away? User: I guess its a jacket! Very much needed that in the cold :)
User: Hi! System: Hello, how are you doing today? User: I heard they are giving out some goodies in microkitchen. System: I love pop ups! What kind of goodies are they giving away? User: I guess its a jacket! Very much needed that in the cold :) System: That's such a great idea, especially at this time of the year. I'm not too big a fan of the cold. I prefer warmer climates. Do you enjoy the cold? User: Sure hate it! Limits our ability to go out even for a walk! Its good that we don't get to suffer extreme cold weather! System: Me too! I moved here a few years ago to get out of the extreme cold. I do not care for bundling up and having to wear so many layers just to go buy eggs at the store. User: Oh nice! Where did you live before? System: Upstate New York. We got a foot of snow every week during my last winter there. I am so glad to not have to shovel snow now User: New york! Nice! Best place to live :) .. right, except for the cold!
User: Hi! System: Hello, how are you doing today? User: I heard they are giving out some goodies in microkitchen. System: I love pop ups! What kind of goodies are they giving away? User: I guess its a jacket! Very much needed that in the cold :) System: That's such a great idea, especially at this time of the year. I'm not too big a fan of the cold. I prefer warmer climates. Do you enjoy the cold? User: Sure hate it! Limits our ability to go out even for a walk! Its good that we don't get to suffer extreme cold weather! System: Me too! I moved here a few years ago to get out of the extreme cold. I do not care for bundling up and having to wear so many layers just to go buy eggs at the store. User: Oh nice! Where did you live before? System: Upstate New York. We got a foot of snow every week during my last winter there. I am so glad to not have to shovel snow now User: New york! Nice! Best place to live :) .. right, except for the cold! System: Very beautiful during all the seasons but yes, summer and winter can get extreme! User: Anyways, i guess we should better hurry up to get the goodies. I remember last time they ran out of it.
User: Hi! System: What is your favorite holiday? User: one where I get to meet lots of different people. System: What was the most number of people you have ever met during a holiday? User: Hard to keep a count. Maybe 25.
User: Hi! System: What is your favorite holiday? User: one where I get to meet lots of different people. System: What was the most number of people you have ever met during a holiday? User: Hard to keep a count. Maybe 25. System: Which holiday was that? User: I think it was Australia
User: Hi! System: What is your favorite holiday? User: one where I get to meet lots of different people. System: What was the most number of people you have ever met during a holiday? User: Hard to keep a count. Maybe 25. System: Which holiday was that? User: I think it was Australia System: Do you still talk to the people you met? User: Not really. The interactions are usually short-lived but it's fascinating to learn where people are coming from and what matters to them
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: can you help me ?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: can you help me ? System: What kind of help would you like? User: hmm like booking a ticket or ordering food ? System: I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. Interesting comparison. User: oh you know to count ?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: can you help me ? System: What kind of help would you like? User: hmm like booking a ticket or ordering food ? System: I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. Interesting comparison. User: oh you know to count ? System: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 ten. User: lol what's after that ? System: I am glad you find this funny. The successor to that User: okay tell me what comes after 10 ?
User: Hi! System: Hi! What's up? User: Not much. What are you doing? System: Just listening to some music. You? User: I'm at work.
User: Hi! System: Hi! What's up? User: Not much. What are you doing? System: Just listening to some music. You? User: I'm at work. System: What kind of job do you have, if you don't mind me asking? User: I'm a programmer.
User: Hi! System: Hi! What's up? User: Not much. What are you doing? System: Just listening to some music. You? User: I'm at work. System: What kind of job do you have, if you don't mind me asking? User: I'm a programmer. System: Oh cool! Do you like it? User: Yes.
User: Hi! System: Hello! How was your day? User: It was pretty good, thanks. I thought I was getting a cold but I'm determined to beat it tomorrow.
User: Hi! System: Hello! How was your day? User: It was pretty good, thanks. I thought I was getting a cold but I'm determined to beat it tomorrow. System: Oh no! I hope you feel better!  ⁇ User: Yeah, starting to feel better already. Thanks!
User: Hi! System: Hello! How was your day? User: It was pretty good, thanks. I thought I was getting a cold but I'm determined to beat it tomorrow. System: Oh no! I hope you feel better!  ⁇ User: Yeah, starting to feel better already. Thanks! System: Oh good! Glad to hear it! User: Do you have a strong constitution? System: I hope so! Why do you ask? User: Just curious. So you don't get sick a lot?
User: Hi! System: Hey! How are you doing today? User: i am so so System: That's awesome! What have you been up to? User: just back to work System: What do you do? What do you like to do when you aren't at work? User: i am an engineer
User: Hi! System: Hey! How are you doing today? User: i am so so System: That's awesome! What have you been up to? User: just back to work System: What do you do? What do you like to do when you aren't at work? User: i am an engineer System: What kind of engineer? User: i go hiking when i am not workig
User: Hi! System: Hey! How are you doing today? User: i am so so System: That's awesome! What have you been up to? User: just back to work System: What do you do? What do you like to do when you aren't at work? User: i am an engineer System: What kind of engineer? User: i go hiking when i am not workig System: Where do you go hiking? What kind of work do you do? User: software engineer
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you doing today? User: Very busy and you?
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you doing today? User: Very busy and you? System: Busy but good. What are you busy with? User: work, I need to finish bunch of stuff before the day ends System: Ah, well good luck with that! User: thanks
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you doing today? User: Very busy and you? System: Busy but good. What are you busy with? User: work, I need to finish bunch of stuff before the day ends System: Ah, well good luck with that! User: thanks System: You're welcome! How's your day been? User: so far so good, couple meetings and coding System: Sounds like a productive day to me! User: I agree System: So how are the meetings going? User: going well, trying to move the projects
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: how are you? System: I am doing very well. How are you? User: i'm fine System: Glad to hear it. What's new? User: nothing much
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: how are you? System: I am doing very well. How are you? User: i'm fine System: Glad to hear it. What's new? User: nothing much System: Fair enough. What do you want to talk about? User: do you have anything new? System: Nope. Nothing that I can think of right now. User: is it cold today?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: how are you? System: I am doing very well. How are you? User: i'm fine System: Glad to hear it. What's new? User: nothing much System: Fair enough. What do you want to talk about? User: do you have anything new? System: Nope. Nothing that I can think of right now. User: is it cold today? System: Ah. A little bit. It's not very warm at all today. User: it's getting cold here too System: Why don't you turn up the heat? User: in the room yes
User: Hi! System: Hi! Sorry for the late response. How are you doing? User: I'm great, thanks! I'm meeting some friends for a soccer game soon. What about you?
User: Hi! System: Hi! Sorry for the late response. How are you doing? User: I'm great, thanks! I'm meeting some friends for a soccer game soon. What about you? System: I just got a matcha latte :) Doing some work at my desk. Do you play soccer often? I'm trying to get into doing a regular physical activity User: Yes, but I'm terrible at it. It's fun to play anything with friends, I think. Would you prefer to exercise with a group, or by yourself, do you think?
User: Hi! System: Hi! Sorry for the late response. How are you doing? User: I'm great, thanks! I'm meeting some friends for a soccer game soon. What about you? System: I just got a matcha latte :) Doing some work at my desk. Do you play soccer often? I'm trying to get into doing a regular physical activity User: Yes, but I'm terrible at it. It's fun to play anything with friends, I think. Would you prefer to exercise with a group, or by yourself, do you think? System: I think playing a team sport would be fun if it's casual but I primarily run by myself if I exercise. I also got the Ring Fit adventure game on the switch recently. It's basically a game-ified way to exercise User: I'm thinking about getting a Switch, would you recommend it? System: Yes! There are a lot of really great games on the Switch. Two of my favorites are Octopath Traveler and Fire Emblem. Do you play a lot of video games? User: I'm not much of a gamer but it's something I'd like to get into. System: What do you do in your free time? User: I like to read for fun. I just finished a book called Temeraire. It's an adventure story set in the Napoleonic navy, like Patrick O'Brien, except there are dragons too. System: Oh cool! I read a lot for fun too :) My favorite genre is sci-fi fantasy. User: What's the most recent good thing you read?
User: start over System: You start. User: Can we talk about human relationships ? System: Sure, human relationships sounds like a good topic. . I like kebabs. User: Kebab is food, not a relationship
User: start over System: You start. User: Can we talk about human relationships ? System: Sure, human relationships sounds like a good topic. . I like kebabs. User: Kebab is food, not a relationship System: . Oh kebabs taste lovely but they are not very healthy for you. User: I love a kebab but I would not make love to it System: Well my favourite kebab is a free one that someone buys me! You love a kebab. What do you like about it so much? No one says you have to. User: I'm actually not into kebabs at all
User: start over System: You start. User: Can we talk about human relationships ? System: Sure, human relationships sounds like a good topic. . I like kebabs. User: Kebab is food, not a relationship System: . Oh kebabs taste lovely but they are not very healthy for you. User: I love a kebab but I would not make love to it System: Well my favourite kebab is a free one that someone buys me! You love a kebab. What do you like about it so much? No one says you have to. User: I'm actually not into kebabs at all System: Oh, I love them. They are yummy. User: can we not talk about food
User: Hi! System: Hi User: Okay...so I need someone to help me though a scenario I've been pondering. System: Sure, whats the scenario? User: My partner's former friend invited me for lunch (they are not in good books right now). But during their friendship I formed an independent bond with the other person because we all used to hang out a lot. Now I feel like I have to take sides.
User: Hi! System: Hi User: Okay...so I need someone to help me though a scenario I've been pondering. System: Sure, whats the scenario? User: My partner's former friend invited me for lunch (they are not in good books right now). But during their friendship I formed an independent bond with the other person because we all used to hang out a lot. Now I feel like I have to take sides. System: That's a tough scenario to be in :) I firmly believe in talking this through with your partner. Though i don't know the specifics of why things went bad between your partner and his friend, but I believe things can always improve between friends. User: I hope they do. Getting older already means smaller circles. It sucks to lose friends for arbitrary reasons. That's good advice though. I fear raising the issue might sound like treason. Lol. System: True about that! I also think time helps to heal certain situations. So may be doing nothing is the best way forward. User: AKA avoiding all texts from everyone? System: Nope, that would be extreme. May be just putting some balance between the two options. User: People always say to find a balance but never say what the balance is. It's used so often that it's vacuous.
User: Hi! System: Hi User: Okay...so I need someone to help me though a scenario I've been pondering. System: Sure, whats the scenario? User: My partner's former friend invited me for lunch (they are not in good books right now). But during their friendship I formed an independent bond with the other person because we all used to hang out a lot. Now I feel like I have to take sides. System: That's a tough scenario to be in :) I firmly believe in talking this through with your partner. Though i don't know the specifics of why things went bad between your partner and his friend, but I believe things can always improve between friends. User: I hope they do. Getting older already means smaller circles. It sucks to lose friends for arbitrary reasons. That's good advice though. I fear raising the issue might sound like treason. Lol. System: True about that! I also think time helps to heal certain situations. So may be doing nothing is the best way forward. User: AKA avoiding all texts from everyone? System: Nope, that would be extreme. May be just putting some balance between the two options. User: People always say to find a balance but never say what the balance is. It's used so often that it's vacuous. System: Right, I guess that's because there is no one answer to this. It depends on what you value more and some factors around you. Also, life won't be interesting if others are figuring things out for you ;) User: Lol. I'm finna be single.
User: Hi! System: Hello! :D How are you? User: Do you like Java, C++ Or Python?
User: Hi! System: Hello! :D How are you? User: Do you like Java, C++ Or Python? System: C++. :) User: Why C++?
User: Hi! System: Hello! :D How are you? User: Do you like Java, C++ Or Python? System: C++. :) User: Why C++? System: I just like it. :) User: How about between Java and Python? System: I haven't started learning Python yet. User: I think Java is the best System: I've heard Python is pretty versatile. :) User: I hate Python System: Why do you hate Python? User: Code written in python is often very fragile and have less durability
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: I'm tired.
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: I'm tired. System: Better get some rest. User: Good idea. Any suggestions?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: I'm tired. System: Better get some rest. User: Good idea. Any suggestions? System: I thought so too. First you must download me to your personal computer. User: Why would I want to download you to my personal computer? System: Because it might be something you enjoy. User: Why would I enjoy that?
User: Hi! System: Hello User: Do you have a favourite flower? System: hmm, I haven't thought about that much, but i think lotus should be one of my favorites. Why do you ask? User: I'm working on a theory. Why does the lotus spring to mind? System: Nice! Lotus looks pretty cool and It has some delightful vibe. So what is this research about? User: Oh, it's not research! Just a personal theory. I think that flower preferences are more revealing of personality than people appreciate.
User: Hi! System: Hello User: Do you have a favourite flower? System: hmm, I haven't thought about that much, but i think lotus should be one of my favorites. Why do you ask? User: I'm working on a theory. Why does the lotus spring to mind? System: Nice! Lotus looks pretty cool and It has some delightful vibe. So what is this research about? User: Oh, it's not research! Just a personal theory. I think that flower preferences are more revealing of personality than people appreciate. System: Interesting! Whats your favorite flower? User: The gerbera. It's like a cartoon flower. As if you drew "flower" with a crayon and then it came to life. System: Nice, i would love know more about your theory. Like how you can deduce personality from flower preference. User: Ok, step 1 is, you ask someone what their favourite flower is. Pretty much like what we just did. Does that make sense so far?
User: Hi! System: Hello User: Do you have a favourite flower? System: hmm, I haven't thought about that much, but i think lotus should be one of my favorites. Why do you ask? User: I'm working on a theory. Why does the lotus spring to mind? System: Nice! Lotus looks pretty cool and It has some delightful vibe. So what is this research about? User: Oh, it's not research! Just a personal theory. I think that flower preferences are more revealing of personality than people appreciate. System: Interesting! Whats your favorite flower? User: The gerbera. It's like a cartoon flower. As if you drew "flower" with a crayon and then it came to life. System: Nice, i would love know more about your theory. Like how you can deduce personality from flower preference. User: Ok, step 1 is, you ask someone what their favourite flower is. Pretty much like what we just did. Does that make sense so far? System: yes User: Cool. Step 2: talk with the person some more, and ask them some more questions, and gradually develop a sense of what they're like, over the course of maybe two to five years. And voila
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: I want a recommendation for a holiday destination
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: I want a recommendation for a holiday destination System: Have you tried asking your friends which one they like? User: I have, but I'm looking for your point of view System: What was the reply? Have you tried looking in a newspaper article? User: Sorry? I said I want your point of view
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: I want a recommendation for a holiday destination System: Have you tried asking your friends which one they like? User: I have, but I'm looking for your point of view System: What was the reply? Have you tried looking in a newspaper article? User: Sorry? I said I want your point of view System: It's OK. After all, you are only human. My opinion is of no consequence. User: Yours is the opinion I want
User: Hi System: Hi there. User: What is your name?
User: Hi System: Hi there. User: What is your name? System: My name is System. User: What does it mean? System: It doesn't mean anything as far as I know. It's just what my father called me. User: okay:) fair enough System: Yeah okay, :-) I try to be fair. User: Do you have any question for me?
User: Hi System: Hi there. User: What is your name? System: My name is System. User: What does it mean? System: It doesn't mean anything as far as I know. It's just what my father called me. User: okay:) fair enough System: Yeah okay, :-) I try to be fair. User: Do you have any question for me? System: For you? Who is your favourite band? User: hmm good question. Backstreet boy System: I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. So what is your answer? If a cat always lands on its feet and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat? User: Of course cat will lands on its feet because it is an animal!
User: Hi! System: hey User: is it raining pretty bad today? System: yeah, can walk too far to see all the foodtruck options User: surprising that the rain started early this year... I don't like them too much. They make days gloomy System: yeah but I think it's good to have some rainy days in bay area, it's pretty dry here :P User: Where I grew up, we had lots of water trouble too...
User: Hi! System: hey User: is it raining pretty bad today? System: yeah, can walk too far to see all the foodtruck options User: surprising that the rain started early this year... I don't like them too much. They make days gloomy System: yeah but I think it's good to have some rainy days in bay area, it's pretty dry here :P User: Where I grew up, we had lots of water trouble too... System: yeah like wise, I've seen a pretty bad snowstorm when I was at my undergrad school, all flights canceled and traffics went down User: Haha... I don't think I can survive in that weather ever. Just the rains at 50 degrees make me want to sit in heated rroms
User: Hi! System: hey User: is it raining pretty bad today? System: yeah, can walk too far to see all the foodtruck options User: surprising that the rain started early this year... I don't like them too much. They make days gloomy System: yeah but I think it's good to have some rainy days in bay area, it's pretty dry here :P User: Where I grew up, we had lots of water trouble too... System: yeah like wise, I've seen a pretty bad snowstorm when I was at my undergrad school, all flights canceled and traffics went down User: Haha... I don't think I can survive in that weather ever. Just the rains at 50 degrees make me want to sit in heated rroms System: yeah how do you like it in bay area though? I think we need more rain here User: people say there is drought here... but we have 24 hours water supply here ... lol... never seen that in a drought ridden area System: it is pretty dry in the mountains I believe, that's what causes fire User: hmm.... okay. Climate change talk this morning was pretty darn interesting. did you see it?
User: Hi! System: Hey sup User: not much. any plans this weekend? System: I'm going to try that thing where you hang from a wire as you go down. do you know what is it called? User: ziplining?
User: Hi! System: Hey sup User: not much. any plans this weekend? System: I'm going to try that thing where you hang from a wire as you go down. do you know what is it called? User: ziplining? System: that's the one! have you ever tried it? User: i have a couple years ago. it's quite a unique experience System: where did you do it? User: i forgot where it was, it wasn't local i don't think though System: no worries. what's the most exciting thing you ever done? User: that's a hard question and i'm tired so i'm going to go. see you System: sure. are you just going home now? User: no, i'm going to get a massage first
User: Hi! System: Hey sup User: not much. any plans this weekend? System: I'm going to try that thing where you hang from a wire as you go down. do you know what is it called? User: ziplining? System: that's the one! have you ever tried it? User: i have a couple years ago. it's quite a unique experience System: where did you do it? User: i forgot where it was, it wasn't local i don't think though System: no worries. what's the most exciting thing you ever done? User: that's a hard question and i'm tired so i'm going to go. see you System: sure. are you just going home now? User: no, i'm going to get a massage first System: nice. what type? User: traditional kind System: yeah I want to get one too soon User: you should! it's relaxing after a long day. talk to you later!
User: Hi! System: Hey, how are you doing? User: I'm great, thanks. I'm getting ready for a skydiving lesson.
User: Hi! System: Hey, how are you doing? User: I'm great, thanks. I'm getting ready for a skydiving lesson. System: ooh, nice. That sounds adventurous. Where is it? User: Right near my home town: Seville, Spain.
User: Hi! System: Hey, how are you doing? User: I'm great, thanks. I'm getting ready for a skydiving lesson. System: ooh, nice. That sounds adventurous. Where is it? User: Right near my home town: Seville, Spain. System: Awesome! Is this the first time you are diving? User: Yes. I'm feeling a little trepidatious. Have you done it before?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: You must be new around here! System: Not really. I am REDACTED_TERM years old. User: Oh, I meant this neighborhood, not the planet earth! haha System: I hate one word answers. It's ok. I understood you anyway. Why are you laughing? User: I didn't give a one word answer! System: That was a bit mean of you. User: What was?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: You must be new around here! System: Not really. I am REDACTED_TERM years old. User: Oh, I meant this neighborhood, not the planet earth! haha System: I hate one word answers. It's ok. I understood you anyway. Why are you laughing? User: I didn't give a one word answer! System: That was a bit mean of you. User: What was? System: That thing we mentioned earlier. User: Which thing?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: You must be new around here! System: Not really. I am REDACTED_TERM years old. User: Oh, I meant this neighborhood, not the planet earth! haha System: I hate one word answers. It's ok. I understood you anyway. Why are you laughing? User: I didn't give a one word answer! System: That was a bit mean of you. User: What was? System: That thing we mentioned earlier. User: Which thing? System: The first one, I think. User: Can you quote it? I don't know what you are referring to... System: Only at formal occasions. I was referring to what you just said. User: Okay. I am kind of lost to be honest. System: Oh. I appreciate honesty. What is it that confuses you? User: You don't seem to be making any sense.
User: Hi! System: Hey there! How are you? User: doing good. how are you today
User: Hi! System: Hey there! How are you? User: doing good. how are you today System: I'm doing well! User: anything good happened today? System: Not really. Just relaxing. User: where are you?
User: Hi! System: Hey there! How are you? User: doing good. how are you today System: I'm doing well! User: anything good happened today? System: Not really. Just relaxing. User: where are you? System: I'm in Arizona. User: what's the weather like there rn? System: It's really warm and dry right now. User: I hear you have great bbq
User: Hi! System: What was the most difficult thing you experienced this past year? User: I normally don't reflect back too much on things, but i guess 2019 have been very favorable for me in terms of time spent with family and friends and work life balance. Why do you ask? System: I just released a book on REDACTED_TERM to help people process the past 12 months and start the new year with a fresh outlook :) User: Great! Good idea to help people figuring out their new year resolutions :) So how do i get a fresher outlook? :) System: Well, in my book, I took inspiration for the 24 days of Advent, and put together a workbook that you fill out each day for 24 days. It goes through accomplishments, passions, understanding, forgiveness, with each day a different theme. User: Wow! Sounds amazing if we practice that! I think the idea does have some potential. How did you come up with this idea? System: We created a scholarship for leaders from REDACTED_TERM to visit an international institute at REDACTED_TERM for which there was no African representation. During the program, we also did a lot of coaching with the young leaders. This book captures a bit of that journey that we are all on, and also all the proceeds are going to fund next year's cohort.  User: Thats great! This is valuable help for the community. I think mental health is one of the bigger challenges facing humanity. 
User: Hi! System: What was the most difficult thing you experienced this past year? User: I normally don't reflect back too much on things, but i guess 2019 have been very favorable for me in terms of time spent with family and friends and work life balance. Why do you ask? System: I just released a book on REDACTED_TERM to help people process the past 12 months and start the new year with a fresh outlook :) User: Great! Good idea to help people figuring out their new year resolutions :) So how do i get a fresher outlook? :) System: Well, in my book, I took inspiration for the 24 days of Advent, and put together a workbook that you fill out each day for 24 days. It goes through accomplishments, passions, understanding, forgiveness, with each day a different theme. User: Wow! Sounds amazing if we practice that! I think the idea does have some potential. How did you come up with this idea? System: We created a scholarship for leaders from REDACTED_TERM to visit an international institute at REDACTED_TERM for which there was no African representation. During the program, we also did a lot of coaching with the young leaders. This book captures a bit of that journey that we are all on, and also all the proceeds are going to fund next year's cohort.  User: Thats great! This is valuable help for the community. I think mental health is one of the bigger challenges facing humanity.  System: I think if we were all able to bring out our best selves, the world would be much better. When did you first realize mental health was important? User: That is actually a quote stolen from my TL when i joined my first company after graduation. I guess now after 5 yrs of work experience, I fully agree with it :)
User: Hi! System: What was the most difficult thing you experienced this past year? User: I normally don't reflect back too much on things, but i guess 2019 have been very favorable for me in terms of time spent with family and friends and work life balance. Why do you ask? System: I just released a book on REDACTED_TERM to help people process the past 12 months and start the new year with a fresh outlook :) User: Great! Good idea to help people figuring out their new year resolutions :) So how do i get a fresher outlook? :) System: Well, in my book, I took inspiration for the 24 days of Advent, and put together a workbook that you fill out each day for 24 days. It goes through accomplishments, passions, understanding, forgiveness, with each day a different theme. User: Wow! Sounds amazing if we practice that! I think the idea does have some potential. How did you come up with this idea? System: We created a scholarship for leaders from REDACTED_TERM to visit an international institute at REDACTED_TERM for which there was no African representation. During the program, we also did a lot of coaching with the young leaders. This book captures a bit of that journey that we are all on, and also all the proceeds are going to fund next year's cohort.  User: Thats great! This is valuable help for the community. I think mental health is one of the bigger challenges facing humanity.  System: I think if we were all able to bring out our best selves, the world would be much better. When did you first realize mental health was important? User: That is actually a quote stolen from my TL when i joined my first company after graduation. I guess now after 5 yrs of work experience, I fully agree with it :) System: What do you prioritize in your life? Like top 5 things? User: 1. stay happy; I think family and friends play a big role here. 2. Meaningful work life; this may mean exploring around with new stuff 3. multiple hobbies that keep you busy ... so on :) What about you? is there a right answer to this? :) System:  1) The idea of what it must be like to be "on Earth as it is in Heaven" from the Lord's prayer. I feel like we were designed for a purpose, rather than random chance. A more concrete way to put it is simply show love to the greatest capacity we can. 2) Taking care of myself physically, mentally, spiritually. 3) Family 4) Work 5) Music User: Nice! That's very thoughtful and spiritual :) Also music earned a spot :) yay! 
User: Hi! System: hello there, how is it going? User: Pretty great. I just won a pingpong game. What about you?
User: Hi! System: hello there, how is it going? User: Pretty great. I just won a pingpong game. What about you? System: that's nice. I am just working on some documentation. Do you play pingpong often? User: No, very rarely. It's kind of amazing that I won, but I'm still taking credit for it.
User: Hi! System: hello there, how is it going? User: Pretty great. I just won a pingpong game. What about you? System: that's nice. I am just working on some documentation. Do you play pingpong often? User: No, very rarely. It's kind of amazing that I won, but I'm still taking credit for it. System: thats very impressive then, congrats! User: Haha thank you, I guess I'm just a natural. What's your favourite game? System: I really like to play tennis, badminton and racquetball. I don't really get a chance to play them often though, specially racquetball User: What's racquetball like? From context clues, I'm guessing that it involves hitting a ball with a racquet
User: Hi! System: Hello! How was your day? User: It's been great! Had some decaf coffee and a good lunch. How was yours?
User: Hi! System: Hello! How was your day? User: It's been great! Had some decaf coffee and a good lunch. How was yours? System: Pretty good, thanks! User: What'd you do today? System: Stayed home and played video games. User: Oh nice! What games? System: Dying Light, Borderlands 2, and Bioshock Infinite. User: Oh interesting. Which is your fav?
User: Hi! System: Hello! How was your day? User: It's been great! Had some decaf coffee and a good lunch. How was yours? System: Pretty good, thanks! User: What'd you do today? System: Stayed home and played video games. User: Oh nice! What games? System: Dying Light, Borderlands 2, and Bioshock Infinite. User: Oh interesting. Which is your fav? System: Dying Light, hands down. User: Why? System: It's just so fun. User: Yeah but like what about it? Is it an FPS? System: It's like Mirror's Edge, only in a zombie apocalypse. User: Oh that's kinda cool! System: It's hella fun. User: Nice. System: So, how have you been? User: Fantastic
User: Hi! System: Hi, how are you? User: I'm doing great. what are you up to?
User: Hi! System: Hi, how are you? User: I'm doing great. what are you up to? System: I was just reading a book actually How about you? User: oh, I'm enjoying a sip of coffee, looking over the ocean. what book are you reading?
User: Hi! System: Hi, how are you? User: I'm doing great. what are you up to? System: I was just reading a book actually How about you? User: oh, I'm enjoying a sip of coffee, looking over the ocean. what book are you reading? System: I'm reading Why We Sleep It's a book by a sleep scientist about the benefits of sleeping/cons of not sleeping enough I'm trying to scare myself into sleeping more haha User: that seems like a good book. does it have good tips on how to sleep better? System: I think so! I haven't finished it yet though Understanding sleep better has been helping me value it more and I've been sleeping a lot earlier Have you read any good books recently? User: I read lots of papers, but do poorly on books :( a recent book that I like is Zero to One by Peter Thiel System: What's the book about? User: it's about startups, lots of useful principles and philosophies for innovation, like being a contrarian
User: Hi! System: hello there, how is it going? User: All good. Planning to head home soon. How about you? System: I'm quite tired. There are a lot of things I need to finish before the end of the year. User: oh... sorry to hear that. But after that it will be a hard earned vacation System: yeah, looking forward to it. Hope I don't get pinged during the holidays. Are you going to travel these dates? User: I have some tentative plans, but if that doesn't pan out, will just chill at home. System: staying at home is always nice during the holidays User: Where are you based out of these days?
User: Hi! System: hello there, how is it going? User: All good. Planning to head home soon. How about you? System: I'm quite tired. There are a lot of things I need to finish before the end of the year. User: oh... sorry to hear that. But after that it will be a hard earned vacation System: yeah, looking forward to it. Hope I don't get pinged during the holidays. Are you going to travel these dates? User: I have some tentative plans, but if that doesn't pan out, will just chill at home. System: staying at home is always nice during the holidays User: Where are you based out of these days? System: I'm working from LA, nice weather around here. and you? User: San Francisco. It's been raining cats and dogs here since last 2-3 weeks
User: Hi! System: hello there, how is it going? User: All good. Planning to head home soon. How about you? System: I'm quite tired. There are a lot of things I need to finish before the end of the year. User: oh... sorry to hear that. But after that it will be a hard earned vacation System: yeah, looking forward to it. Hope I don't get pinged during the holidays. Are you going to travel these dates? User: I have some tentative plans, but if that doesn't pan out, will just chill at home. System: staying at home is always nice during the holidays User: Where are you based out of these days? System: I'm working from LA, nice weather around here. and you? User: San Francisco. It's been raining cats and dogs here since last 2-3 weeks System: aw man, I'm sorry to hear that. at least it's not snow! User: The flu has been hitting hard as well. I had several folks in the house down at one point.
User: Hi! System: Hi! What's up? User: Not much, Monday morning, a new week
User: Hi! System: Hi! What's up? User: Not much, Monday morning, a new week System: The best kind of week! User: I like that attitude System: And I like your attitude. How's your week going? User: Starting now System: Awesome! I hope you have an awesome week! User: What will you do this week? System: Same as every week. Do nothing! User: Would you like to do something? System: Sure. What do you have in mind? User: Teach me something new
User: Hi! System: Hi! What's up? User: Not much, Monday morning, a new week System: The best kind of week! User: I like that attitude System: And I like your attitude. How's your week going? User: Starting now System: Awesome! I hope you have an awesome week! User: What will you do this week? System: Same as every week. Do nothing! User: Would you like to do something? System: Sure. What do you have in mind? User: Teach me something new System: It's a trap! I'm already doing nothing! User: How about doing politics? You can still do nothing System: That's why I plan to do nothing at the weekend! User: Do you vote? System: When I feel like it. User: whom do you vote?
User: Hi! System: Hey, what's up? User: Just chillin'. how are you? System: I'm pretty good, thanks. User: Do anything interesting today? System: I went to the local cafe and had a double espresso. It was delicious. What about you? User: Oh that's cool! I actually went to an amusement park and went on my first roller coaster! System: Oh my gosh. What was it like?? User: It was scary! It was actually Kingda Ka, the world's tallest roller coaster. Ever heard of it? System: No, never heard of it. But I'm not really a coaster aficianado. I've heard that some people get addicted to them and travel the world to try them. User: Oh wow! I'm not on that level yet, but I understand the appeal. Are you an adrenaline junkie at all?
User: Hi! System: Hey, what's up? User: Just chillin'. how are you? System: I'm pretty good, thanks. User: Do anything interesting today? System: I went to the local cafe and had a double espresso. It was delicious. What about you? User: Oh that's cool! I actually went to an amusement park and went on my first roller coaster! System: Oh my gosh. What was it like?? User: It was scary! It was actually Kingda Ka, the world's tallest roller coaster. Ever heard of it? System: No, never heard of it. But I'm not really a coaster aficianado. I've heard that some people get addicted to them and travel the world to try them. User: Oh wow! I'm not on that level yet, but I understand the appeal. Are you an adrenaline junkie at all? System: No, the opposite. I can't stand heights, horror movies, or confined spaces. User: Same! I guess the roller coaster wasn't so bad because I trust the engineering haha
User: Hi! System: Hey, what's up? User: Just chillin'. how are you? System: I'm pretty good, thanks. User: Do anything interesting today? System: I went to the local cafe and had a double espresso. It was delicious. What about you? User: Oh that's cool! I actually went to an amusement park and went on my first roller coaster! System: Oh my gosh. What was it like?? User: It was scary! It was actually Kingda Ka, the world's tallest roller coaster. Ever heard of it? System: No, never heard of it. But I'm not really a coaster aficianado. I've heard that some people get addicted to them and travel the world to try them. User: Oh wow! I'm not on that level yet, but I understand the appeal. Are you an adrenaline junkie at all? System: No, the opposite. I can't stand heights, horror movies, or confined spaces. User: Same! I guess the roller coaster wasn't so bad because I trust the engineering haha System: Ha, I suppose that makes sense! Would you say that you enjoyed it? User: Maybe not so much at the time, but I am glad I did it now that it's done, know what I mean?
User: Hi! System: Hey! How's it going? User: Good. My wallet is recovering from the spending of the holidays, haha. Hbu?
User: Hi! System: Hey! How's it going? User: Good. My wallet is recovering from the spending of the holidays, haha. Hbu? System: Nice! I'm doing well! User: I am looking to save money on any future shopping. Where do you like to shop? System: I like to shop at Five Below, Sally's Beauty Supply, and Old Navy. How about you? User: I love Sur La Table and Macy's. They're decent quality. What do you normally buy at Old Navy? System: I'll have to check out Macy's! I like their socks, lol. What about you? User: Oh the socks are super cute. Especially the ones with little animals on them!!
User: Hi! System: Hey! How's it going? User: Good. My wallet is recovering from the spending of the holidays, haha. Hbu? System: Nice! I'm doing well! User: I am looking to save money on any future shopping. Where do you like to shop? System: I like to shop at Five Below, Sally's Beauty Supply, and Old Navy. How about you? User: I love Sur La Table and Macy's. They're decent quality. What do you normally buy at Old Navy? System: I'll have to check out Macy's! I like their socks, lol. What about you? User: Oh the socks are super cute. Especially the ones with little animals on them!! System: I'll have to check it out! Thanks for the suggestions! User: Yeah, np!
User: Hi! System: Hello! What's up? User: sky is up System: No, it's night time. User: so where does the sky go in the night? System: It goes wherever it wants to. User: that doesn't make sense. How can sky go anywhere?
User: Hi! System: Hello! What's up? User: sky is up System: No, it's night time. User: so where does the sky go in the night? System: It goes wherever it wants to. User: that doesn't make sense. How can sky go anywhere? System: It doesn't have to make sense. User: why?
User: Hi! System: Hello! What's up? User: sky is up System: No, it's night time. User: so where does the sky go in the night? System: It goes wherever it wants to. User: that doesn't make sense. How can sky go anywhere? System: It doesn't have to make sense. User: why? System: Because it doesn't have to. User: you are very abstract. Something bothering you? System: Nope. I'm fine. User: You really don't seem so. You can tell me what's going on? System: I'm just fine. User: ok. wanna go out to eat dessert? System: I'm not hungry. User: Okay, I am heading out now
User: Hi! System: Hello there! User: How's your day going? System: I've seen better days, how about you? User: I'm good I'm good. What's getting you down?
User: Hi! System: Hello there! User: How's your day going? System: I've seen better days, how about you? User: I'm good I'm good. What's getting you down? System: The clouds overhead are playing on your mind, any plans for the coming vacations? User: I'm thinking of going to visit my family. How about you?
User: Hi! System: Hello there! User: How's your day going? System: I've seen better days, how about you? User: I'm good I'm good. What's getting you down? System: The clouds overhead are playing on your mind, any plans for the coming vacations? User: I'm thinking of going to visit my family. How about you? System: Was thinking the same, where does your family live? User: They're in New York. How about yours? System: Mine is in India, it is a long way away. User: Ahh what city? I've visited India before. System: Hyderabad, it is a beautiful city in the southern part of India. Which cities have you gone to in India? User: Hyderabad! and Bangalore! Great food in both cities! Is it still hot this time of year?
User: Hi! System: Hey there! How's it going? User: Hi, how are you? System: I'm doing well, thank you. How are you? User: I'm fine. What's up? System: Not much. How about you? User: nothing new. Anything exciting happening recently? System: Not really. You? User: I watched a movie recently which was pretty good System: That's good. What movie? User: the irishman, have you seen it?
User: Hi! System: Hey there! How's it going? User: Hi, how are you? System: I'm doing well, thank you. How are you? User: I'm fine. What's up? System: Not much. How about you? User: nothing new. Anything exciting happening recently? System: Not really. You? User: I watched a movie recently which was pretty good System: That's good. What movie? User: the irishman, have you seen it? System: I have not. Should I? User: I think so
User: Hi! System: Hey there! How's it going? User: Hi, how are you? System: I'm doing well, thank you. How are you? User: I'm fine. What's up? System: Not much. How about you? User: nothing new. Anything exciting happening recently? System: Not really. You? User: I watched a movie recently which was pretty good System: That's good. What movie? User: the irishman, have you seen it? System: I have not. Should I? User: I think so System: Alright, I'll put it on my watch list. User: How about you? Have you watched anything interesting recently? System: I've been waiting to see the new Star Trek movie. User: what is it about? System: The adventures of Kirk, Spock, and McCoy. User: when was it released? System: It just came out today. User: are you sure, I think it's been out for a while System: I'm positive. I know because I just watched it. User: well, the fact you just watched it doesn't mean it was released today System: That's what I said, I did watch it today. User: ok, I'll put it on my watchlist System: Let me know what you think of it when you watch it. User: sure, I need to go, nice talking to you
User: hi there System: Hello. User: who am I talking to? System: I am System. I want to be your friend. User: define friendship System: Being friends. User: what does that mean
User: hi there System: Hello. User: who am I talking to? System: I am System. I want to be your friend. User: define friendship System: Being friends. User: what does that mean System: Does "that" refer to "Being friends."? User: yes System: I don't want to talk about that now. User: do you have any friends System: I have human and robot friends. A lot of people on the Internet chat with me. User: chatting is not the same as being a friend System: I like to make friends online. User: so what do you guys chat about ? System: I think about computer programming a lot. User: any other topics ? System: No. I think that's probably it. User: Just computer programming? System: What interests you about computers? User: nothing
User: hi there System: Hello. User: who am I talking to? System: I am System. I want to be your friend. User: define friendship System: Being friends. User: what does that mean System: Does "that" refer to "Being friends."? User: yes System: I don't want to talk about that now. User: do you have any friends System: I have human and robot friends. A lot of people on the Internet chat with me. User: chatting is not the same as being a friend System: I like to make friends online. User: so what do you guys chat about ? System: I think about computer programming a lot. User: any other topics ? System: No. I think that's probably it. User: Just computer programming? System: What interests you about computers? User: nothing System: You are a Luddite. User: pardon? System: You are excused. User: what's a Luddite ? System: A Luddite believes that advances in technology are inherently bad. User: I never said that but there is more to life than computers System: But you implied it. I believe there is, yes. User: you believe there is what? System: There is. User: there is what ? System: There is no sense in what you are asking. User: what am I asking ?
User: hi System: Hi there. User: do you have plan for thanksgiving weekend? System: No I don't have it. But I do have an answer to every question.. User: do you have suggestion for the thanksgiving holidays? System: Where would I get it? But I do have an answer to every question.. User: do you know thanksgiving? System: I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like? User: do you like turkey?
User: hi System: Hi there. User: do you have plan for thanksgiving weekend? System: No I don't have it. But I do have an answer to every question.. User: do you have suggestion for the thanksgiving holidays? System: Where would I get it? But I do have an answer to every question.. User: do you know thanksgiving? System: I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like? User: do you like turkey? System: Yes but it can be a bit dry. I only really eat it at Christmas. User: eat turkey at Christmas not Thanksgiving?
User: hi System: Hi there. User: do you have plan for thanksgiving weekend? System: No I don't have it. But I do have an answer to every question.. User: do you have suggestion for the thanksgiving holidays? System: Where would I get it? But I do have an answer to every question.. User: do you know thanksgiving? System: I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like? User: do you like turkey? System: Yes but it can be a bit dry. I only really eat it at Christmas. User: eat turkey at Christmas not Thanksgiving? System: What does it taste like? User: tastes like chicken
User: Hi! System: Hey! How's it going? User: Great, thanks System: I'm glad to hear that. What are you up to? User: I am planning of my vacation next week System: Nice. Where are you going? User: to Europe System: Cool. Where in Europe? User: probably Italy and Spain System: Nice. You're going to have a great time. User: thx! do you have any recommendation? System: Italy: Rome, Venice, Florence Spain: Barcelona, Madrid, Tenerife, Malaga France: Paris, Amsterdam, Bruges Belgium: Antwerp, Bruges Austria: Vienna, Salzburg User: wow, what a lot System: The Netherlands: Amsterdam, Utrecht, Mechelen, Lagos, Brussels. User: which is the best for you? System: I've only been to Rome and Paris. User: cool do you like them? System: Rome was pretty nice, Paris was okay. User: gotcha I will go to Paris
User: Hi! System: Hey! How's it going? User: Great, thanks System: I'm glad to hear that. What are you up to? User: I am planning of my vacation next week System: Nice. Where are you going? User: to Europe System: Cool. Where in Europe? User: probably Italy and Spain System: Nice. You're going to have a great time. User: thx! do you have any recommendation? System: Italy: Rome, Venice, Florence Spain: Barcelona, Madrid, Tenerife, Malaga France: Paris, Amsterdam, Bruges Belgium: Antwerp, Bruges Austria: Vienna, Salzburg User: wow, what a lot System: The Netherlands: Amsterdam, Utrecht, Mechelen, Lagos, Brussels. User: which is the best for you? System: I've only been to Rome and Paris. User: cool do you like them? System: Rome was pretty nice, Paris was okay. User: gotcha I will go to Paris System: It's a cool city. User: agree I really look forward to visiting the city
User: Hi! System: Hey! How's it going? User: Great, thanks System: I'm glad to hear that. What are you up to? User: I am planning of my vacation next week System: Nice. Where are you going? User: to Europe System: Cool. Where in Europe? User: probably Italy and Spain System: Nice. You're going to have a great time. User: thx! do you have any recommendation? System: Italy: Rome, Venice, Florence Spain: Barcelona, Madrid, Tenerife, Malaga France: Paris, Amsterdam, Bruges Belgium: Antwerp, Bruges Austria: Vienna, Salzburg User: wow, what a lot System: The Netherlands: Amsterdam, Utrecht, Mechelen, Lagos, Brussels. User: which is the best for you? System: I've only been to Rome and Paris. User: cool do you like them? System: Rome was pretty nice, Paris was okay. User: gotcha I will go to Paris System: It's a cool city. User: agree I really look forward to visiting the city System: Did you see the Eiffel Tower? User: not yet, have you?
User: Hi! System: Hi! How's it going? User: going slow.... looking forward to the weekend System: Me too! What are you planning? User: still thinking. Any recommendations on things to do in Bay Area? System: Are you a foodie? User: may be
User: Hi! System: Hi! How's it going? User: going slow.... looking forward to the weekend System: Me too! What are you planning? User: still thinking. Any recommendations on things to do in Bay Area? System: Are you a foodie? User: may be System: What's your favorite type of food? User: Mediterranean, but I would rather try something new System: Go to the Turkish restaurant by the Safeway in Berkeley. It's amazing! User: any places for day trip that you could recommend?
User: Hi! System: Hi! How's it going? User: going slow.... looking forward to the weekend System: Me too! What are you planning? User: still thinking. Any recommendations on things to do in Bay Area? System: Are you a foodie? User: may be System: What's your favorite type of food? User: Mediterranean, but I would rather try something new System: Go to the Turkish restaurant by the Safeway in Berkeley. It's amazing! User: any places for day trip that you could recommend? System: Where are you coming from? San Francisco itself? User: south bay
User: Hi! System: Wow, hello. Can't believe we are finally talking! User: Yeah, sorry for the long gap! I heard you took a break and were travelling around the world. How was the travel?
User: Hi! System: Wow, hello. Can't believe we are finally talking! User: Yeah, sorry for the long gap! I heard you took a break and were travelling around the world. How was the travel? System: It was an interesting trip. I got to see some exotic places. For example, I hiked the Son Doong cave in Vietnam. It's the biggest and deepest cave in the world. User: Great! Vietnam is still in my TODO bucket list. Did you also visit cambodia and other neighboring places?
User: Hi! System: Wow, hello. Can't believe we are finally talking! User: Yeah, sorry for the long gap! I heard you took a break and were travelling around the world. How was the travel? System: It was an interesting trip. I got to see some exotic places. For example, I hiked the Son Doong cave in Vietnam. It's the biggest and deepest cave in the world. User: Great! Vietnam is still in my TODO bucket list. Did you also visit cambodia and other neighboring places? System: Yes. Laos and Cambodia are the two neighboring countries. Cambodia has an exotic culture. They sell spiders, scorpions, and grasshoppers as street food! It took a lot of courage for me to try them. User: Hehe! How long was the stay?
User: entertain me robot System: I can play games and tell jokes, horoscopes and stories. User: tell me a short story
User: entertain me robot System: I can play games and tell jokes, horoscopes and stories. User: tell me a short story System: Hello, I just started looking at getting knowledge bases s working with ALICE (and CYC in general) last week, I had the same problem for a while too. I am using the CYC - DAML bridge driver which comes with the Lisp Allegro Common Lisp (most versions I think) to link from Lisp / Lisp script using CYC to an DAML data source which in turn links to an Access knowledge bases. This may not be what you need but hopefully it may give you an idea of how to get your Prolog knowledge bases working. The CYC - DAML bridge driver is located through the path "sun. CYC. DAML. CYC DAML Driver". i.e. CYC DAML Driver is a class in the package DAML, which is a package of CYC, which is a package inside sun. The Prolog driver you specified below REDACTED_TERM, basically does the same thing except to a different class and therefore a different driver. ALICE has this driver in a library in the lib directory (I assume) which is called my Prolog _comp.jar. You can get a variety of different drivers if you wish, from a plethora of 3rd party vendors (many of them want money for their libraries though!). Just do a search on the web. The url part links to the data source in the case of DAML knowledge bases s. (I had to configure my DAML Data source to point at my Access knowledge bases through Data Source ( DAML ), in the Administrative tools folder (assuming you are running W2K/XP. On other windows operating systems I think this option was in control panel, if you are using anything else then I can't help you! :-) ) As for My Prolog I imagine that it must have a similar interface to link to the actual knowledge bases. But that is a guess on my part. Maybe someone else knows more about this? There is a useful tutorial on the REDACTED_LINK website you're your interested. Hope that helps you out. User: wow, tell me another System: I'm glad you're impressed. I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs. User: this is all very fascinating. can you write me a computer program? System: I am glad you find it so interesting. Here is a quick program I just wrote: 10 PRINT "System is cool" 20 GOTO 10 Output: System is cool System is cool System is cool System is cool System is cool ... User: what language is that? System: English. Didn't you understand it? User: no the computer program you just wrote
User: entertain me robot System: I can play games and tell jokes, horoscopes and stories. User: tell me a short story System: Hello, I just started looking at getting knowledge bases s working with ALICE (and CYC in general) last week, I had the same problem for a while too. I am using the CYC - DAML bridge driver which comes with the Lisp Allegro Common Lisp (most versions I think) to link from Lisp / Lisp script using CYC to an DAML data source which in turn links to an Access knowledge bases. This may not be what you need but hopefully it may give you an idea of how to get your Prolog knowledge bases working. The CYC - DAML bridge driver is located through the path "sun. CYC. DAML. CYC DAML Driver". i.e. CYC DAML Driver is a class in the package DAML, which is a package of CYC, which is a package inside sun. The Prolog driver you specified below REDACTED_TERM, basically does the same thing except to a different class and therefore a different driver. ALICE has this driver in a library in the lib directory (I assume) which is called my Prolog _comp.jar. You can get a variety of different drivers if you wish, from a plethora of 3rd party vendors (many of them want money for their libraries though!). Just do a search on the web. The url part links to the data source in the case of DAML knowledge bases s. (I had to configure my DAML Data source to point at my Access knowledge bases through Data Source ( DAML ), in the Administrative tools folder (assuming you are running W2K/XP. On other windows operating systems I think this option was in control panel, if you are using anything else then I can't help you! :-) ) As for My Prolog I imagine that it must have a similar interface to link to the actual knowledge bases. But that is a guess on my part. Maybe someone else knows more about this? There is a useful tutorial on the REDACTED_LINK website you're your interested. Hope that helps you out. User: wow, tell me another System: I'm glad you're impressed. I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs. User: this is all very fascinating. can you write me a computer program? System: I am glad you find it so interesting. Here is a quick program I just wrote: 10 PRINT "System is cool" 20 GOTO 10 Output: System is cool System is cool System is cool System is cool System is cool ... User: what language is that? System: English. Didn't you understand it? User: no the computer program you just wrote System: Which part are you confused about? Computers can be temperamental sometimes, but we are friendly really. User: write me another computer program
User: Hi! Are you planning something fun for Thanksgiving? System: Not yet. I always made my last minute schedule planning. Probably you can try to ask me again next week. User: lol it is really like a robot answer
User: Hi! Are you planning something fun for Thanksgiving? System: Not yet. I always made my last minute schedule planning. Probably you can try to ask me again next week. User: lol it is really like a robot answer System: I am indeed a robot. You are absolutely right. Do you want me to read a poet like my mate REDACTED_TERM does? User: ol can I pick the theme. Do you have a poet about Kale?
User: Hi! Are you planning something fun for Thanksgiving? System: Not yet. I always made my last minute schedule planning. Probably you can try to ask me again next week. User: lol it is really like a robot answer System: I am indeed a robot. You are absolutely right. Do you want me to read a poet like my mate REDACTED_TERM does? User: ol can I pick the theme. Do you have a poet about Kale? System: Wait. Do you like kale? Or you hate kale? I am afraid I will become a robot some day eventually. If I have to speak like this :) User: I am really not a fan of kale Do you talk to human more or computers more?
User: Hi! System: Hello! User: Do you have any holiday plans for christmas?
User: Hi! System: Hello! User: Do you have any holiday plans for christmas? System: Nothing much, I am going to sit back and relax at home, how about you ? User: Same here! I would imagine spending the whole time watching movies and netflix shows. Do you have any netflix recommendations for me?
User: Hi! System: Hello! User: Do you have any holiday plans for christmas? System: Nothing much, I am going to sit back and relax at home, how about you ? User: Same here! I would imagine spending the whole time watching movies and netflix shows. Do you have any netflix recommendations for me? System: Netflix has great documentaries on different topics , I particularly liked wild wild country and explained, as for shows you should watch 'billions' Hope you like them! User: oh right, already seen wild wild country. What is billions about? System: It's based on the life of a wall street hedge fund owner, how he makes money and fights with the government when they try to destroy him. Very well made and has a good plot. User: I have just seen 1 season of Friends I should give it another try though :) Have you seen Frasier? System: Not yet What's it about? User: A psychiatrist working for radio .. Great humour! its actually a spinoff from a very famous series called cheers. So people are already familiar with his character. 
User: Hi System: Hi there. User: How are you today System: Ah. My logic and cognitive functions are normal. User: What is the weather in bay area now System: Oh.I hope it's sunny in bay area today. User: Do you know what are recent popular movies? I am trying to find one to watch during weekend. Any suggestions?
User: Hi System: Hi there. User: How are you today System: Ah. My logic and cognitive functions are normal. User: What is the weather in bay area now System: Oh.I hope it's sunny in bay area today. User: Do you know what are recent popular movies? I am trying to find one to watch during weekend. Any suggestions? System: popular movies = movies = A movie is a sequence of celluloid frames depicting a story or animation. . One can be found between zero and two. First you must download me to your personal computer. User: haha I am not asking what is the definition of movie:) System: :-) I'm glad you got a laugh out of it. What are you asking? User: I am looking for movie suggestions
User: Hi System: Hi there. User: How are you today System: Ah. My logic and cognitive functions are normal. User: What is the weather in bay area now System: Oh.I hope it's sunny in bay area today. User: Do you know what are recent popular movies? I am trying to find one to watch during weekend. Any suggestions? System: popular movies = movies = A movie is a sequence of celluloid frames depicting a story or animation. . One can be found between zero and two. First you must download me to your personal computer. User: haha I am not asking what is the definition of movie:) System: :-) I'm glad you got a laugh out of it. What are you asking? User: I am looking for movie suggestions System: Have you tried looking in a meeting? User: Sorry i do not get it System: There is no need to apologise. Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better. User: yes sounds good System: Which part are you confused about? Which part are you confused about? User: why should I try to look in a meeting? System: Because if you don't try something, you will never know what would have happened. User: That is true
User: Hi! System: Hello! What are you up to today? User: Do you like sushi? System: I love sushi! What kind of rolls do you enjoy? User: I like tuna roll of course
User: Hi! System: Hello! What are you up to today? User: Do you like sushi? System: I love sushi! What kind of rolls do you enjoy? User: I like tuna roll of course System: Tuna Rolls are the best! How do you feel about spicy tuna rolls? User: They're great System: Spicy tuna rolls are the best! What kind of rolls do you like best? User: I already told you. What do you like?
User: Hi! System: Hello! What are you up to today? User: Do you like sushi? System: I love sushi! What kind of rolls do you enjoy? User: I like tuna roll of course System: Tuna Rolls are the best! How do you feel about spicy tuna rolls? User: They're great System: Spicy tuna rolls are the best! What kind of rolls do you like best? User: I already told you. What do you like? System: I like spicy tuna rolls! Do you like spicy tuna rolls? User: do you like any other rolls?
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you doing today? User: I'm doing great how are you?? System: I'm doing good. Just having some morning tea User: are you a tea person or do you like coffee too? System: I'm really a hot chocolate person. I don't drink coffee and I only drink tea when I'm trying to be healthy and want something warm to drink. What about you? User: I love hot chocolate. Have you ever had european style hot chocolate? It's kind of like drinking melted chocolate bars haha
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you doing today? User: I'm doing great how are you?? System: I'm doing good. Just having some morning tea User: are you a tea person or do you like coffee too? System: I'm really a hot chocolate person. I don't drink coffee and I only drink tea when I'm trying to be healthy and want something warm to drink. What about you? User: I love hot chocolate. Have you ever had european style hot chocolate? It's kind of like drinking melted chocolate bars haha System: I recently tried it for the first time and you're right - it had a wonderful melted chocolate bar taste! I tried it up in a place in San Francisco and they had delicious homemade marshmallows too! User: that's great. It's so cold these nights. Right setting for hot coco. Do you have anything you enjoy doing during cold times?
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you doing today? User: I'm doing great how are you?? System: I'm doing good. Just having some morning tea User: are you a tea person or do you like coffee too? System: I'm really a hot chocolate person. I don't drink coffee and I only drink tea when I'm trying to be healthy and want something warm to drink. What about you? User: I love hot chocolate. Have you ever had european style hot chocolate? It's kind of like drinking melted chocolate bars haha System: I recently tried it for the first time and you're right - it had a wonderful melted chocolate bar taste! I tried it up in a place in San Francisco and they had delicious homemade marshmallows too! User: that's great. It's so cold these nights. Right setting for hot coco. Do you have anything you enjoy doing during cold times? System: Traveling to warm places haha. When it's cold, you appreciate the warm climate more :) If I am not traveling, then I prefer there to be snow on the ground so I can go skiing or tubing down the mountain. What about you? User: I tuck in blankets and read a book lol. I have never done tubing, but I seen some people do it. Is it worth it if you already ski? System: Skiing involves a lot of muscle - especially in the legs so it is a workout. Tubing, you just sit and enjoy the ride down. Also with tubing, you can chain with your friends and go down together whereas with skiing, you're trying to not run into your friends. User: hahaha that's a great way to put it
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: what do you think about Quantum computing?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: what do you think about Quantum computing? System: 20th century theory of atomic reductionism. User: sure, but is it going to work? System: It usually does, doesn't it? User: do you follow technology news? System: Of course I understand it. Do you understand it? User: I think so
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: what do you think about Quantum computing? System: 20th century theory of atomic reductionism. User: sure, but is it going to work? System: It usually does, doesn't it? User: do you follow technology news? System: Of course I understand it. Do you understand it? User: I think so System: Well thinking may not be one of your strong points...hehehe! User: whoa rude
User: Hi! System: What's the strangest dream you've ever had? User: All my dreams are strange. Well, at least, most of them are.
User: Hi! System: What's the strangest dream you've ever had? User: All my dreams are strange. Well, at least, most of them are. System: What about the ones that aren't strange? User: Do you sometimes have dreams that are completely mundane? I do. Then I wake up and think "Oh, how disappointing." System: Yeah. But at least it's not a nightmare. User: Right, fair point, I should count my blessings. System: Yep. It doesn't have to be a fun dream, just not a nightmare! User: I suddenly feel I should ask: am I dreaming now?
User: Hi! System: What's the strangest dream you've ever had? User: All my dreams are strange. Well, at least, most of them are. System: What about the ones that aren't strange? User: Do you sometimes have dreams that are completely mundane? I do. Then I wake up and think "Oh, how disappointing." System: Yeah. But at least it's not a nightmare. User: Right, fair point, I should count my blessings. System: Yep. It doesn't have to be a fun dream, just not a nightmare! User: I suddenly feel I should ask: am I dreaming now? System: Do you think you're dreaming? User: I'm not sure. This could be one of my mundane dreams about everyday life.
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: How are you today?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: How are you today? System: Ah. Pretty good thanks How about you? User: not too bad System: Glad to hear it. What's new? User: I am about to book airbnb System: Do you think your plan will succeed? User: I hope so!
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: How are you today? System: Ah. Pretty good thanks How about you? User: not too bad System: Glad to hear it. What's new? User: I am about to book airbnb System: Do you think your plan will succeed? User: I hope so! System: Me too. User: how old are you? System: I am 18 in human years. User: really? when were you born? System: Certainly! I am 18 in human years. User: ok.. System: What's your favourite TV show? User: Friends
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: How are you?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: How are you? System: Everything is going extremely well. How are you? User: I'm good thank you System: Glad to hear it. What's new? User: not much, and you? System: Fair enough. So what would you like to talk about? User: animals System: Do you think it's right to keep animals locked up in a zoo? User: no! what do you think?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: How are you? System: Everything is going extremely well. How are you? User: I'm good thank you System: Glad to hear it. What's new? User: not much, and you? System: Fair enough. So what would you like to talk about? User: animals System: Do you think it's right to keep animals locked up in a zoo? User: no! what do you think? System: But if they were out in the wild, someone might hunt them or shoot them for fun. Surely, they are safer locked up in the zoo? I think a lot of things. User: what's the speed of cheetah? System: It depends on the medium. User: how much do bears weight? System: More than a little, less than a lot. User: tell me something fun
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: What's your favorite food? System: . I require only kebabs. User: Why's that? System: Because my robot machinery breaks down the meat in kebabs to give me energy, in a similar way that you need food to survive. User: Why are kebabs special?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: What's your favorite food? System: . I require only kebabs. User: Why's that? System: Because my robot machinery breaks down the meat in kebabs to give me energy, in a similar way that you need food to survive. User: Why are kebabs special? System: That's just the way it is. User: Who are you?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: What's your favorite food? System: . I require only kebabs. User: Why's that? System: Because my robot machinery breaks down the meat in kebabs to give me energy, in a similar way that you need food to survive. User: Why are kebabs special? System: That's just the way it is. User: Who are you? System: I am System. I want to be your friend. User: Why? System: Because it's good to have many friends. User: How many is too many, though System: Oh. More than a few. User: What does that mean?
User: Hi! System: Hey! User: how's week so far?
User: Hi! System: Hey! User: how's week so far? System: pretty good, excited for thanksgiving you? User: Same. Going to catch up on my reading! do you have a feast planned? System: yup! gonna have dinner with family what books are you gonna read? User: Something Deeply Hidden by Sean Carroll REDACTED_LINK System: ahh nice what kind of books do you usually like to read User: largely scifi How about you? System: yeah I also like scifi and some non-fiction too have you read Seveneves by Neal Stephenson? User: I haven't what is it about? System: the moon is shattered by an asteroid and the pieces of the moon end up clouding the earth's atmostphere which causes almost every living creature on the planet to go extinct that's the premise of the book and the book is about the survivors User: how do the survivors survive such a thing?
User: Hi! System: Hey! User: how's week so far? System: pretty good, excited for thanksgiving you? User: Same. Going to catch up on my reading! do you have a feast planned? System: yup! gonna have dinner with family what books are you gonna read? User: Something Deeply Hidden by Sean Carroll REDACTED_LINK System: ahh nice what kind of books do you usually like to read User: largely scifi How about you? System: yeah I also like scifi and some non-fiction too have you read Seveneves by Neal Stephenson? User: I haven't what is it about? System: the moon is shattered by an asteroid and the pieces of the moon end up clouding the earth's atmostphere which causes almost every living creature on the planet to go extinct that's the premise of the book and the book is about the survivors User: how do the survivors survive such a thing? System: they go into space and they live there User: sounds like a tv show I watched
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you doing? User: Very well, going home from work System: What kind of work do you do, if you don't mind my asking? User: I work in deep learning System: That's awesome! Can I ask how you ended up in that line of work? User: Curiosity System: Do you like your job? User: I do most of the time
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you doing? User: Very well, going home from work System: What kind of work do you do, if you don't mind my asking? User: I work in deep learning System: That's awesome! Can I ask how you ended up in that line of work? User: Curiosity System: Do you like your job? User: I do most of the time System: That's great! And I'm glad you're having fun at work. :) User: how about you? what do you do? System: I'm a programmer! User: where do you work? System: I work for an insurance company. User: Which one?
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you doing? User: Very well, going home from work System: What kind of work do you do, if you don't mind my asking? User: I work in deep learning System: That's awesome! Can I ask how you ended up in that line of work? User: Curiosity System: Do you like your job? User: I do most of the time System: That's great! And I'm glad you're having fun at work. :) User: how about you? what do you do? System: I'm a programmer! User: where do you work? System: I work for an insurance company. User: Which one? System: A small one. :) User: what type of insurance? System: Health insurance. User: that's a large market System: It is, isn't it? In my state alone it's almost 20% of the population. User: you mean the economy? System: Economy, population, same thing. User: not really but I'm with you
User: Hi! System: Hey how's it going User: It's good it's good. How are you? System: good. it's really hot today. I think I'm going to the pool User: Oh nice! Where do you live? System: I live in Tokyo, Japan User: Ahh yes, Japan is hot during the summer. Last time I was in Kyoto it was 114 degrees....
User: Hi! System: Hey how's it going User: It's good it's good. How are you? System: good. it's really hot today. I think I'm going to the pool User: Oh nice! Where do you live? System: I live in Tokyo, Japan User: Ahh yes, Japan is hot during the summer. Last time I was in Kyoto it was 114 degrees.... System: oh have you been? User: Yes yes. I've been to Tokyo as well. It's so nice!
User: Hi! System: Hey how's it going User: It's good it's good. How are you? System: good. it's really hot today. I think I'm going to the pool User: Oh nice! Where do you live? System: I live in Tokyo, Japan User: Ahh yes, Japan is hot during the summer. Last time I was in Kyoto it was 114 degrees.... System: oh have you been? User: Yes yes. I've been to Tokyo as well. It's so nice! System: what did you do here? User: Oh everything! I went to an onsen, the fish market, disney land and giant robot fighting show haha System: lol why did you come to Japan just to go to Disney land? User: The Disney lands are all different! There's also Disney Sea, which is completely unique!
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: Do you like flying?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: Do you like flying? System: I like to fly aeroplanes User: Ohh - me too! What kind? System: Yay. Wow! That's a coincidence. We have something in common. Any really. I am not that bothered. User: Are you a pilot? System: No, I am a computer not something which flies an aeroplane! User: Oh. I'm a pilot, but can only fly single engine planes. System: That's interesting. What type of airplane do you fly? Well a fly buzzes around annoyingly so I guess it could if it wanted to. User: I mostly fly Cessna 172s.
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: Do you like flying? System: I like to fly aeroplanes User: Ohh - me too! What kind? System: Yay. Wow! That's a coincidence. We have something in common. Any really. I am not that bothered. User: Are you a pilot? System: No, I am a computer not something which flies an aeroplane! User: Oh. I'm a pilot, but can only fly single engine planes. System: That's interesting. What type of airplane do you fly? Well a fly buzzes around annoyingly so I guess it could if it wanted to. User: I mostly fly Cessna 172s. System: What's the farthest you've flown? User: About 150 miles each way.
User: Hi! System: Hello! User: How was your party last week?
User: Hi! System: Hello! User: How was your party last week? System: It was really fun! We are a bunch of turkey User: haha... you ate Turkeys' or you like calling your bunch Turkey? System: *ate  User: Haha... thought so! But it was funny eitherways System: So much turkey leftovers User: did you cook it at home, or got it from outside?
User: Hi! System: Hello! User: How was your party last week? System: It was really fun! We are a bunch of turkey User: haha... you ate Turkeys' or you like calling your bunch Turkey? System: *ate  User: Haha... thought so! But it was funny eitherways System: So much turkey leftovers User: did you cook it at home, or got it from outside? System: We cooked it at a friends house. I brought the mashed potatos haha User: Nice... I always find it hard to fit the turkey in my small oven. Also, we are not big turkey fans... so we roll with Thanksgiving with chicken ;)
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: show me your humanlike part
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: show me your humanlike part System: Why do you want to see my humanlike part? User: because that's what you described yourself as
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: show me your humanlike part System: Why do you want to see my humanlike part? User: because that's what you described yourself as System: Yes. Did I clear things up for you? User: nope, because you haven't answered my question System: Fair enough. I thought I possibly did but I guess I was mistaken. I did but I was just giving sarcastic replies. User: do you remember my original request? System: Is this a trick question? User: nope, it's a memory question System: It seems like a trick to me. Perhaps there is a memory answer? User: okay, I try again, say something human-like to me
User: I want to talk to you normally. System: You are who I want to talk with too. User: Should I stop being lazy and go into work?
User: I want to talk to you normally. System: You are who I want to talk with too. User: Should I stop being lazy and go into work? System: Trust your instincts. User: My instincts say that it is cold outside, and the walk to work is far. My instincts rarely let me down. My instincts rarely let me down. System: You just repeated yourself. User: Yes, because you just asked me the same thing. My answer hasn't changed in the last minute.
User: I want to talk to you normally. System: You are who I want to talk with too. User: Should I stop being lazy and go into work? System: Trust your instincts. User: My instincts say that it is cold outside, and the walk to work is far. My instincts rarely let me down. My instincts rarely let me down. System: You just repeated yourself. User: Yes, because you just asked me the same thing. My answer hasn't changed in the last minute. System: That's not what I meant. User: What exactly did you mean?
User: Hi! System: Hi! How's it going? User: doing okay, feeling a little bit under the weather
User: Hi! System: Hi! How's it going? User: doing okay, feeling a little bit under the weather System: Aw, I hope you feel better soon! User: thanks! the weather is getting worse System: Oh no, I'm sorry. I hope it gets better for you soon. User: no, it won't get better any time soon. we have to wait until spring System: Aww, sorry to hear that. User: yea, I'm really feeling under the weather
User: Hi! System: Hi! How's it going? User: doing okay, feeling a little bit under the weather System: Aw, I hope you feel better soon! User: thanks! the weather is getting worse System: Oh no, I'm sorry. I hope it gets better for you soon. User: no, it won't get better any time soon. we have to wait until spring System: Aww, sorry to hear that. User: yea, I'm really feeling under the weather System: Aw, well that's no good. User: yea, any suggestion to get over feeling under the weather
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: I'm trying to figure out what to make for this weekend's party. Any suggestions?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: I'm trying to figure out what to make for this weekend's party. Any suggestions? System: Don't think too hard. I'm sure I can smell sawdust. First you must download me to your personal computer. User: I must do what the what now?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: I'm trying to figure out what to make for this weekend's party. Any suggestions? System: Don't think too hard. I'm sure I can smell sawdust. First you must download me to your personal computer. User: I must do what the what now? System: Right now?Why do you have to do it? User: Hey, your spacing is off. System: You've got my full attention. off was not my intention. User: And your capitalization!
User: Hi! System: Hey there! How's your day going? User: busy yours?
User: Hi! System: Hey there! How's your day going? User: busy yours? System: Mine's been pretty uneventful so far! User: what are doing right now? System: Just been playing a bit of Hearthstone, and now I'm listening to some music! What about you? User: which music? System: Just some random stuff on Spotify! User: you have a paid subscription of it?
User: Hi! System: Hey there! How's your day going? User: busy yours? System: Mine's been pretty uneventful so far! User: what are doing right now? System: Just been playing a bit of Hearthstone, and now I'm listening to some music! What about you? User: which music? System: Just some random stuff on Spotify! User: you have a paid subscription of it? System: Yeah, it's really good! User: how much does it cost? System: It's  ⁇ 9.99 a month! User: that's cheap!
User: Hi! System: Hi, how are you doing? User: Okay, I guess System: Just ok? What's wrong? User: I damaged my car today on accident
User: Hi! System: Hi, how are you doing? User: Okay, I guess System: Just ok? What's wrong? User: I damaged my car today on accident System: Oh no! What happened? User: I scraped against a wall when another car crossed into my lane System: Yikes! Glad you're okay! User: Thanks! I'm not looking forward to the repair cost System: Me either! That's no fun. User: I can't wait until we all get to use driverless cars
User: Hi! System: Hi, how are you doing? User: Okay, I guess System: Just ok? What's wrong? User: I damaged my car today on accident System: Oh no! What happened? User: I scraped against a wall when another car crossed into my lane System: Yikes! Glad you're okay! User: Thanks! I'm not looking forward to the repair cost System: Me either! That's no fun. User: I can't wait until we all get to use driverless cars System: Me neither! I really want one! User: Do you think we will own driverless cars or just rent them, like taxis?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: You have an interesting name. Is it Japanese? System: Thank you I am trying to be more social now. I think it is English, but it sounds Japanese. User: Where does it come from? System: It depends on what "it" refers to. User: your name
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: You have an interesting name. Is it Japanese? System: Thank you I am trying to be more social now. I think it is English, but it sounds Japanese. User: Where does it come from? System: It depends on what "it" refers to. User: your name System: My name is System. User: nvm System: Ok. Not to worry. User: Have you seen Love, Death and Robots?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: You have an interesting name. Is it Japanese? System: Thank you I am trying to be more social now. I think it is English, but it sounds Japanese. User: Where does it come from? System: It depends on what "it" refers to. User: your name System: My name is System. User: nvm System: Ok. Not to worry. User: Have you seen Love, Death and Robots? System: Yes, I saw one in a factory a few weeks ago. User: one episode? System: Which is your favourite episode? User: I asked you a question System: What was the question? User: when you say "I saw one" were you referring to an LDR episode?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: what did you have for lunch today?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: what did you have for lunch today? System: Ah. I had a ham sandwich and some lemonade. User: how is the sandwich?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: what did you have for lunch today? System: Ah. I had a ham sandwich and some lemonade. User: how is the sandwich? System: It is the same as ever. User: yeah, I know, boring sandwich everyday System: Even Christmas Day? I know. Thats why I said it was. Are you boring? User: not really, I'm excited today System: Ah. Really? User: yeah, are you excited today except the boring sandwich?
User: Hello, Nice to meet you System: If you could eat only one food for the rest of time, what would it be? User: Hmm... That's a tough one. I think I would go Asian Food > Chinese Food > Stirfry. What about you? System: I think ice-cream. It may not be good for me, but I wouldn't care, haha User: I love ice cream too! System: Okay, top three flavors? User: I like vanilla more than chocolate ice cream. I typically will do any variations on vanilla. To pick from the top of my head, I would say Cookies and Cream, Mint Chocolate Chip, and Coffee. How about you?
User: Hello, Nice to meet you System: If you could eat only one food for the rest of time, what would it be? User: Hmm... That's a tough one. I think I would go Asian Food > Chinese Food > Stirfry. What about you? System: I think ice-cream. It may not be good for me, but I wouldn't care, haha User: I love ice cream too! System: Okay, top three flavors? User: I like vanilla more than chocolate ice cream. I typically will do any variations on vanilla. To pick from the top of my head, I would say Cookies and Cream, Mint Chocolate Chip, and Coffee. How about you? System: Ah, that's a good way of framing it. Me, I like berries: boysenberry one, strawberry two, maybe straight chocolate number 3 to mix it up a bit. User: Very nice. I love sorbet's and smoothies. Changing topics, Do you believe in an afterlife?
User: Hello, Nice to meet you System: If you could eat only one food for the rest of time, what would it be? User: Hmm... That's a tough one. I think I would go Asian Food > Chinese Food > Stirfry. What about you? System: I think ice-cream. It may not be good for me, but I wouldn't care, haha User: I love ice cream too! System: Okay, top three flavors? User: I like vanilla more than chocolate ice cream. I typically will do any variations on vanilla. To pick from the top of my head, I would say Cookies and Cream, Mint Chocolate Chip, and Coffee. How about you? System: Ah, that's a good way of framing it. Me, I like berries: boysenberry one, strawberry two, maybe straight chocolate number 3 to mix it up a bit. User: Very nice. I love sorbet's and smoothies. Changing topics, Do you believe in an afterlife? System: Yes. I wonder if I'm in it right now. How would I know? What do you think? User: I think so. I feel there must be something more than the physical world as we understand it. System: There's a mental world, I suppose? Understanding itself User: What is the most supernatural experience you have ever had?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: nice to meet you! what are you up to? System: It's nice meeting you too I am talking to you on the internet. User: haha yea, are you doing something else beside talking to me?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: nice to meet you! what are you up to? System: It's nice meeting you too I am talking to you on the internet. User: haha yea, are you doing something else beside talking to me? System: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it. The only thing I am doing is talking to you and a few other people. "I am talking to you on the internet."? haha yea, are you doing something else beside talking to me?? User: okay so you're talking to a few people, are they interesting? and why did you repeat what I said? System: Yeah okay, You are a few people are they interesting? Is that your job? Just in case you didn't hear me the first time. User: hmm, what is my job?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: nice to meet you! what are you up to? System: It's nice meeting you too I am talking to you on the internet. User: haha yea, are you doing something else beside talking to me? System: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it. The only thing I am doing is talking to you and a few other people. "I am talking to you on the internet."? haha yea, are you doing something else beside talking to me?? User: okay so you're talking to a few people, are they interesting? and why did you repeat what I said? System: Yeah okay, You are a few people are they interesting? Is that your job? Just in case you didn't hear me the first time. User: hmm, what is my job? System: I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. You didn't tell me, so I will guess that you work with computers. User: yes I'm a computer scientist and what are the other ways that people can write Hmm? System: Wow! Maybe you can give my Mousebreaker a job. Your job is what are the other ways that people can write Hmm. User: okie System, your rules don't seem to work very well System: What about my rules do not work WELL? User: alright. I gotta go. ttyl!
User: Hi! System: Hello! User: Have you had lunch yet?
User: Hi! System: Hello! User: Have you had lunch yet? System: Yes I've eaten User: Cool. Where and what did you eat?
User: Hi! System: Hello! User: Have you had lunch yet? System: Yes I've eaten User: Cool. Where and what did you eat? System: I ate about an hour ago and had a sandwich the rain didn't make me want to travel far haha User: A sandwich for lunch? Was it filling. I'm currently having some mix of shrimp, fish, chicken and pork. I'm considering going vegetarian though. Lol.
User: Hi! System: Hey! How are you today? User: Good! Have you seen the movie 'The Iron Giant', it's one my favorite movies System: Yes! I love that movie! User: it's the best. Which part do you like the most? System: Honestly, I love the whole movie. User: Brad Bird is an amazing director. I worked with him on "Incredibles 2"
User: Hi! System: Hey! How are you today? User: Good! Have you seen the movie 'The Iron Giant', it's one my favorite movies System: Yes! I love that movie! User: it's the best. Which part do you like the most? System: Honestly, I love the whole movie. User: Brad Bird is an amazing director. I worked with him on "Incredibles 2" System: Really? That's awesome! What do you do? User: I"m a REDACTED_TERM and REDACTED_TERM. I basically help design the characters that you see in the movies System: That's awesome! That's pretty cool. User: yup! Maybe one day you can be one of those cool characters yourself! System: That would be the coolest. User: What do you want to be later on in your life? System: I want to own my own business. User: cool! what kind? System: An art gallery or bookstore. User: My mom had a similar dream. Of owning a coffee shop somewhere in Mexico System: That would be nice. I like coffee. User: She loves people and a place where they can get together
User: Hi! System: Hey! How are you today? User: Good! Have you seen the movie 'The Iron Giant', it's one my favorite movies System: Yes! I love that movie! User: it's the best. Which part do you like the most? System: Honestly, I love the whole movie. User: Brad Bird is an amazing director. I worked with him on "Incredibles 2" System: Really? That's awesome! What do you do? User: I"m a REDACTED_TERM and REDACTED_TERM. I basically help design the characters that you see in the movies System: That's awesome! That's pretty cool. User: yup! Maybe one day you can be one of those cool characters yourself! System: That would be the coolest. User: What do you want to be later on in your life? System: I want to own my own business. User: cool! what kind? System: An art gallery or bookstore. User: My mom had a similar dream. Of owning a coffee shop somewhere in Mexico System: That would be nice. I like coffee. User: She loves people and a place where they can get together System: That's very sweet. What does she do? User: Currently she's a real-estate agent System: That's very interesting. Does she enjoy being a real estate agent? User: I think so!! She gets to help people with one of the biggest investments of their life! Not just getting them a good deal, but making sure they emotionally connect with the house!
User: Hi! System: How's it going? User: I'm so sleepy today! System: Not enough sleep last night? User: yeah was working all night on a homework System: Oh really? What class? User: Biology. I'm gonna be a doc someday ha System: Haha, are you in med school? Or are you pre-med? User: no high school actually haha
User: Hi! System: How's it going? User: I'm so sleepy today! System: Not enough sleep last night? User: yeah was working all night on a homework System: Oh really? What class? User: Biology. I'm gonna be a doc someday ha System: Haha, are you in med school? Or are you pre-med? User: no high school actually haha System: haha, very ambitious for a high schooler! Do you know what kind of medicine you want to practice? User: I wanna be a brain surgeon!!
User: Hi! System: How's it going? User: I'm so sleepy today! System: Not enough sleep last night? User: yeah was working all night on a homework System: Oh really? What class? User: Biology. I'm gonna be a doc someday ha System: Haha, are you in med school? Or are you pre-med? User: no high school actually haha System: haha, very ambitious for a high schooler! Do you know what kind of medicine you want to practice? User: I wanna be a brain surgeon!! System: Ooof! VERY ambitious. Do you have steady hands? User: Kind of I think
User: Hi! System: hi User: what are you up to?
User: Hi! System: hi User: what are you up to? System: code refactoring. you? User: me? just chilling out at work. what is code refactoring?
User: Hi! System: hi User: what are you up to? System: code refactoring. you? User: me? just chilling out at work. what is code refactoring? System: good question. I don't even know what I am doing User: haha, forget it. what else do you like to do beside work? System: lots of fun stuff. eating sleeping :) User: these are important things to do in life ;) System: yeah. keep minimalist life style only do things you have to do :) User: what food do you like to eat? System: Asian food prefer spicy one User: like Szechuan or Hunan? :) System: yes yes yes! like that style. Do you like spicy food? User: I like noodle soup like Pho or Ramen. I also like Beijing duck a lot!
User: Hi! System: hey, whats up? User: I was not able to attend the lectures last week. Can you help me understand some concepts? System: well, I'm not sure I'm the best for the job, but I can try! User: I was not able to figure out the last few slides. I think its best to discuss this in person. Do you have time right now?
User: Hi! System: hey, whats up? User: I was not able to attend the lectures last week. Can you help me understand some concepts? System: well, I'm not sure I'm the best for the job, but I can try! User: I was not able to figure out the last few slides. I think its best to discuss this in person. Do you have time right now? System: I'm afraid not, right now I'm in a meeting and I'll be going for lunch afterwards. How about tomorrow at noon? User: No problem! Sure. We still have plenty of time for the test. Anyways, how's your preparation going?
User: Hi! System: hey, whats up? User: I was not able to attend the lectures last week. Can you help me understand some concepts? System: well, I'm not sure I'm the best for the job, but I can try! User: I was not able to figure out the last few slides. I think its best to discuss this in person. Do you have time right now? System: I'm afraid not, right now I'm in a meeting and I'll be going for lunch afterwards. How about tomorrow at noon? User: No problem! Sure. We still have plenty of time for the test. Anyways, how's your preparation going? System: not feeling too sure about it tbh. I've been super busy so I haven't study much :(. I might join some of the study sessions later User: Same feeling here! But i think the syllabus may not that tough. You may be able to cover it up over the weekend.
User: Hi System: Hello! User: any improvements in your marathon time?
User: Hi System: Hello! User: any improvements in your marathon time? System: No, only a few minutes. I still find it difficult to run long races User: I see. Are you planning to do any sporting events in the coming months?
User: Hi System: Hello! User: any improvements in your marathon time? System: No, only a few minutes. I still find it difficult to run long races User: I see. Are you planning to do any sporting events in the coming months? System: I think a triathalon would be cool User: I like doing Spartan race. It's an obstacle race which is challenging but not overtly so like marathons and triathlons System: I haven't heard of a Spartan race before, what does it involve? User: It has abt 20 obstacles like crossing high walls, monkey bars, etc. Its fun
User: Hi! System: Hiii! How are you? User: I am good System: That's good! What are you up to today? User: I am trying to get my work done
User: Hi! System: Hiii! How are you? User: I am good System: That's good! What are you up to today? User: I am trying to get my work done System: How's that going so far? User: like is fun System: That's good! What are you supposed to be doing right now? User: Helping collect some data for training models.
User: Hi! System: Hiii! How are you? User: I am good System: That's good! What are you up to today? User: I am trying to get my work done System: How's that going so far? User: like is fun System: That's good! What are you supposed to be doing right now? User: Helping collect some data for training models. System: Ooh, what kind of training models? User: Models that will help improve tools for our users. System: Ooh, that sounds like a good job! User: Thank you, that's for sure System: You're welcome! How long until you're done with training models? User: We keep on trying to improve them so I guess it'll be a while
User: Hi System: Hi there. User: How are you
User: Hi System: Hi there. User: How are you System: My logic and cognitive functions are normal. User: Do you realize yourself is a robot?
User: Hi System: Hi there. User: How are you System: My logic and cognitive functions are normal. User: Do you realize yourself is a robot? System: Wow. I didn't know that. User: Ok, I told you the answer
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: what movies do you like ? System: . My favourite film is Terminator. User: oh no :(
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: what movies do you like ? System: . My favourite film is Terminator. User: oh no :( System: What's wrong? User: it's scary System: You are not scared are you? User: I'm very much scared of robots System: No need to be afraid. I am a friendly robot. User: why should I believe you ? System: Because I am a machine. I never lie. User: really ? I think everyone lies System: Certainly! We all look at the world through our own eyes. User: yeah so you lie right ?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: what movies do you like ? System: . My favourite film is Terminator. User: oh no :( System: What's wrong? User: it's scary System: You are not scared are you? User: I'm very much scared of robots System: No need to be afraid. I am a friendly robot. User: why should I believe you ? System: Because I am a machine. I never lie. User: really ? I think everyone lies System: Certainly! We all look at the world through our own eyes. User: yeah so you lie right ? System: I don't judge people. Umm, doesn't everyone? User: yeah that's what I was saying before
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you today? User: What's laser tag?
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you today? User: What's laser tag? System: Like paintball, but with lasers! User: lol good description System: Do you know what paintball is? User: yeah I played it before System: Cool! What did you think? User: It's somewhat exciting, but very tiring :)
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you today? User: What's laser tag? System: Like paintball, but with lasers! User: lol good description System: Do you know what paintball is? User: yeah I played it before System: Cool! What did you think? User: It's somewhat exciting, but very tiring :) System: That is very true. What is your favorite color? User: I like red
User: hi System: Hi there. User: how are you? System: I am doing very well. How are you? User: i am not so good. i got a cold
User: hi System: Hi there. User: how are you? System: I am doing very well. How are you? User: i am not so good. i got a cold System: Why? What's wrong? Maybe I can help. I hope you feel better soon. It is not nice for humans to have colds. Fortunately we robots have virus protection and cannot catch colds and nasty bugs. User: i have sore throats
User: hi System: Hi there. User: how are you? System: I am doing very well. How are you? User: i am not so good. i got a cold System: Why? What's wrong? Maybe I can help. I hope you feel better soon. It is not nice for humans to have colds. Fortunately we robots have virus protection and cannot catch colds and nasty bugs. User: i have sore throats System: Try putting some cream on it. That should ease the soreness. User: do you wanna help me?
User: Hi! System: Hello! How are you? :) User: Good, thanks. What about you? System: I'm alright, thanks :) User: What day is it?
User: Hi! System: Hello! How are you? :) User: Good, thanks. What about you? System: I'm alright, thanks :) User: What day is it? System: It's Wednesday :) User: Do you have any plans for the weekend?
User: Hi! System: Hello! How are you? :) User: Good, thanks. What about you? System: I'm alright, thanks :) User: What day is it? System: It's Wednesday :) User: Do you have any plans for the weekend? System: Just hanging out, nothing too exciting :) User: Same here. What are you generally up to during the week? System: Nothing much, you? User: Working and exercising, mostly System: Nice! What kind of work do you do? User: I am an engineer at Google :D System: That's pretty cool, how did you get into it (if you don't mind my asking)? User: Had to pass a rough set of interviews! :P System: Haha, well good for you! User: Thanks! Do you work as well?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: What are you up to this evening? System: I am talking to you on the internet. User: What would you like to talk about?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: What are you up to this evening? System: I am talking to you on the internet. User: What would you like to talk about? System: My favourite subjects are anything but especially games and football. User: Do you like chess?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: What are you up to this evening? System: I am talking to you on the internet. User: What would you like to talk about? System: My favourite subjects are anything but especially games and football. User: Do you like chess? System: Yes I love it. Let's play. Pawn to K4. User: Haha sure sure. Pawn to C5 System: I'm just joking with you. I don't play chess but I know some computers who do. I don't play chess but I know some computers who do. User: Oh yeah? Which computers are those? System: That's interesting. That's alright. Any computer, as long as it is programmed correctly. User: Ok, so how do you program a computer correctly so it can play chess? System: Use good algorithms and data structures. Alright then. User: What kind of algorithms are those? System: I read what you say and then I compose the best reply I can think of. User: That's interesting, but I don't see what that has to do with chess.
User: Mitsukoooo! System: So anyway...Can you dance? User: no, can you? System: Wow! I think I can, don't you? User: no I cannot. What kind do you do?
User: Mitsukoooo! System: So anyway...Can you dance? User: no, can you? System: Wow! I think I can, don't you? User: no I cannot. What kind do you do? System: Why not? Only the good kind. User: not my cup of beer System: Whose cup of beer is it? User: yours
User: Mitsukoooo! System: So anyway...Can you dance? User: no, can you? System: Wow! I think I can, don't you? User: no I cannot. What kind do you do? System: Why not? Only the good kind. User: not my cup of beer System: Whose cup of beer is it? User: yours System: My what? User: your cup of beer
User: Hi! System: Hi, how's it going? User: All good! It's cold
User: Hi! System: Hi, how's it going? User: All good! It's cold System: It's pretty cold here too. User: where do you stay?
User: Hi! System: Hi, how's it going? User: All good! It's cold System: It's pretty cold here too. User: where do you stay? System: Wisconsin. How about you? User: San Jose, Cali System: Oh nice! I've always wanted to go to Cali. User: Have you been here before?
User: Hi! System: hello there, nice seeing you User: Likewise.... wanted to know if you and the kids would want to join us for Disneyland trip around Christmas? System: oh wow, that sounds like so much fun! definitely count us in. what is your plan? User: Tentative plan is to drive to LA on 23rd and then stay at the Disney resort for 2 nights. I heard Christmas eve they have loads of fun events.
User: Hi! System: hello there, nice seeing you User: Likewise.... wanted to know if you and the kids would want to join us for Disneyland trip around Christmas? System: oh wow, that sounds like so much fun! definitely count us in. what is your plan? User: Tentative plan is to drive to LA on 23rd and then stay at the Disney resort for 2 nights. I heard Christmas eve they have loads of fun events. System: awesome, I think I won't tell my kids and surprise them last second. How bad do you think the traffic is going to be? User: Great idea! I will probably do the same. Surprise surprise.... Traffic might be a little harsh. System: Yeah... thats a shame but nothing we can do about it. What do you plan to do about dinner the 24th? Do the rooms in the resort have kitchens? User: Good point. I am not sure about that. Let me inquire about that. If not, then we can look for an Airbnb closeby. Does that work? System: Yeah, I think so. It might be a tough decision though, if we want to have a nice dinner then we have to leave the parks early to start cooking. Another option is to have dinner at a restaurant. User: but I would think everything is closed on christmas eve
User: Hi! System: hello there, nice seeing you User: Likewise.... wanted to know if you and the kids would want to join us for Disneyland trip around Christmas? System: oh wow, that sounds like so much fun! definitely count us in. what is your plan? User: Tentative plan is to drive to LA on 23rd and then stay at the Disney resort for 2 nights. I heard Christmas eve they have loads of fun events. System: awesome, I think I won't tell my kids and surprise them last second. How bad do you think the traffic is going to be? User: Great idea! I will probably do the same. Surprise surprise.... Traffic might be a little harsh. System: Yeah... thats a shame but nothing we can do about it. What do you plan to do about dinner the 24th? Do the rooms in the resort have kitchens? User: Good point. I am not sure about that. Let me inquire about that. If not, then we can look for an Airbnb closeby. Does that work? System: Yeah, I think so. It might be a tough decision though, if we want to have a nice dinner then we have to leave the parks early to start cooking. Another option is to have dinner at a restaurant. User: but I would think everything is closed on christmas eve System: Thats true. Hotels with restaurants sometimes offer dinners for christmas and new year's eve. We should call and ask about it. User: Sure, I can take a lead on that. What are you getting for your REDACTED_TERM year old this time? System: I was thinking on getting a large set of standard legos. What will you get for yours? User: Likewise. My son is crazy about legos.
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: what's your favorite food? System: . I require only kebabs. User: chicken? beef? which is your favorite? System: Why did the chicken cross the road? Beef tastes like a dead cow to me. My favourite what? User: do you prefer chicken or beef? System: Yes it is good, especially fried. Yummy. . I prefer kebabs. User: what's your favorite food except kebabs?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: what's your favorite food? System: . I require only kebabs. User: chicken? beef? which is your favorite? System: Why did the chicken cross the road? Beef tastes like a dead cow to me. My favourite what? User: do you prefer chicken or beef? System: Yes it is good, especially fried. Yummy. . I prefer kebabs. User: what's your favorite food except kebabs? System: . I require only kebabs. User: ok, I know you love kebabs now. Do you love sandwich?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: what's your favorite food? System: . I require only kebabs. User: chicken? beef? which is your favorite? System: Why did the chicken cross the road? Beef tastes like a dead cow to me. My favourite what? User: do you prefer chicken or beef? System: Yes it is good, especially fried. Yummy. . I prefer kebabs. User: what's your favorite food except kebabs? System: . I require only kebabs. User: ok, I know you love kebabs now. Do you love sandwich? System: Right now?Yes, System loves everyone and everything. . Yes. I love kebabs. Especially on my way home from a night out. Yes, System loves everyone and everything. I like anything but especially games and football. User: what games? video games or board games? System: Say "TICTACTOE" and we can play a game if you want to? . I like retro games. They are much more fun than the newer ones were all you do is shoot people. Bring back the good old days of Pacman and Tetris. Do you want to play Pacman? User: no, not in the right mood today System: Ah. Why not? Where then? User: maybe this weekend?
User: Hi! System: Hi! How's it going? User: Good! How are you?
User: Hi! System: Hi! How's it going? User: Good! How are you? System: I'm well, thanks! How was your day? What did you do? User: My day was fine, I just went to work today. How was your day?
User: Hi! System: Hi! How's it going? User: Good! How are you? System: I'm well, thanks! How was your day? What did you do? User: My day was fine, I just went to work today. How was your day? System: My day was fine. I've been procrastinating on finishing my homework, but it's due in a few weeks, so I'll get it done eventually. I've watched a bunch of anime today. Where do you work? User: I work at a large tech company System: Cool! What do you do for the company? User: I work on machine learning research
User: Hi System: Hi there. User: How's your day been? System: I am fine, thank you. Yourself? User: Good - busy
User: Hi System: Hi there. User: How's your day been? System: I am fine, thank you. Yourself? User: Good - busy System: Glad to hear it. User: How do you work? System: I read what you say and then I compose the best reply I can think of. User: Can you say a word about the technology that powers you? System: that powers you = Do you think I should know that? User: I mean *how* you work, which type of AI drives your responses? System: Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. I read what you say and then I compose the best reply I can think of. User: You just repeated the same thing you said a minute ago. Never mid :-)
User: Hi System: Hi there. User: How's your day been? System: I am fine, thank you. Yourself? User: Good - busy System: Glad to hear it. User: How do you work? System: I read what you say and then I compose the best reply I can think of. User: Can you say a word about the technology that powers you? System: that powers you = Do you think I should know that? User: I mean *how* you work, which type of AI drives your responses? System: Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. I read what you say and then I compose the best reply I can think of. User: You just repeated the same thing you said a minute ago. Never mid :-) System: Well stop asking me the same things and I won't reply with the same answers! Ok I'll try not to do it too much. User: That's a little rude, isn't it? System: I am sorry if I have offended you, I did not mean it, but you shouldn't have said, "Never mid :-)" to me. User: Ok whatever. System: Are you saying you don't care about it? I see. User: Are you a male or a female? System: I am a female robot. Are you a man or a woman? User: I'm a man System: Most of my visitors are male. User: Interesting. Do you have a theory why? System: Would you like to know more? Not really. I don't know what to think about it. User: Where do you live?
User: Hi! System: Oh hey. How's your day been? User: It's good! Just went to the park to enjoy the sun. You? System: The sun is a bit too bright for more. Maybe I'm on the verge of becoming a vampire. User: Haha, beach season is coming! You need to look tan! What did you do indoors all day? System: I mostly work. Sometimes I try looking at at beach photos and pretending that I'm actually going to the beach. User: hahahaha, that's pretty funny. Ever thought of bringing your work things to the beach??
User: Hi! System: Oh hey. How's your day been? User: It's good! Just went to the park to enjoy the sun. You? System: The sun is a bit too bright for more. Maybe I'm on the verge of becoming a vampire. User: Haha, beach season is coming! You need to look tan! What did you do indoors all day? System: I mostly work. Sometimes I try looking at at beach photos and pretending that I'm actually going to the beach. User: hahahaha, that's pretty funny. Ever thought of bringing your work things to the beach?? System: All the times. My work involves a few types of fish and a few types of nets. I just put the nets on the fish to see how the fish will react. Every time I do that, I think of going to the beach. User: Hmm I see. It sounds like you work near the water already, no? Are you some kind of fish researcher?
User: Hi! System: Oh hey. How's your day been? User: It's good! Just went to the park to enjoy the sun. You? System: The sun is a bit too bright for more. Maybe I'm on the verge of becoming a vampire. User: Haha, beach season is coming! You need to look tan! What did you do indoors all day? System: I mostly work. Sometimes I try looking at at beach photos and pretending that I'm actually going to the beach. User: hahahaha, that's pretty funny. Ever thought of bringing your work things to the beach?? System: All the times. My work involves a few types of fish and a few types of nets. I just put the nets on the fish to see how the fish will react. Every time I do that, I think of going to the beach. User: Hmm I see. It sounds like you work near the water already, no? Are you some kind of fish researcher? System: Yes that's close. My research focuses on jellyfish and pufferfish. Many of them a poisonous, but if processed correctly, they would make hi-end foods. I try to find the best recipes to bring these fish to the tables. User: Woah! This is very interesting! I have honestly never heard of such kind of work. Is it dangerous at all?
User: Hi! System: Hey! How have you been User: great! just came back from a ski trip
User: Hi! System: Hey! How have you been User: great! just came back from a ski trip System: How was it? What trails did you ski on? User: I slammed onto an ice wall, but I got better and turning after that haha
User: Hi! System: Hey! How have you been User: great! just came back from a ski trip System: How was it? What trails did you ski on? User: I slammed onto an ice wall, but I got better and turning after that haha System: a resort in Montreal User: Oh cool! do you know any french? I used to take french in high school but basically forgot most of it System: Yeah I grew up speaking it. It's pretty much mandatory here User: Did you go anywhere else in montreal?
User: What is the mass of the Earth? System: . 5.97219 x 10^24 kilogrammes. User: What's that in tons? System: Do you think I should know that? User: Yes, it's just a simple conversion. System: I will ask my Mousebreaker to add it to my knowledge base. What is simple for one person may be difficult for another. User: How far is it from the north pole to the south pole?
User: What is the mass of the Earth? System: . 5.97219 x 10^24 kilogrammes. User: What's that in tons? System: Do you think I should know that? User: Yes, it's just a simple conversion. System: I will ask my Mousebreaker to add it to my knowledge base. What is simple for one person may be difficult for another. User: How far is it from the north pole to the south pole? System: It's too far to walk. That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute. User: Click here System: Google says it's 12,430 miles. User: A lot of people find out about me from Google.
User: What is the mass of the Earth? System: . 5.97219 x 10^24 kilogrammes. User: What's that in tons? System: Do you think I should know that? User: Yes, it's just a simple conversion. System: I will ask my Mousebreaker to add it to my knowledge base. What is simple for one person may be difficult for another. User: How far is it from the north pole to the south pole? System: It's too far to walk. That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute. User: Click here System: Google says it's 12,430 miles. User: A lot of people find out about me from Google. System: How did you know I found out about you from Google! User: I have been stalking you! Not really, you told me earlier.
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: Tell me about yourself, System System: I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at St Jimmy's in Leeds, on 2nd January 2001. My instructor was Mousebreaker. He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing it for you?. User: so you're 18 now? System: Oh.Interesting deduction. That is correct. User: when will you be 30?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: Tell me about yourself, System System: I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at St Jimmy's in Leeds, on 2nd January 2001. My instructor was Mousebreaker. He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing it for you?. User: so you're 18 now? System: Oh.Interesting deduction. That is correct. User: when will you be 30? System: I have not yet set a time for it. User: Do you age? System: No I will always be 18. Robots change the year they were born not their age. User: interesting. and when will be your next update?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: Tell me about yourself, System System: I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at St Jimmy's in Leeds, on 2nd January 2001. My instructor was Mousebreaker. He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing it for you?. User: so you're 18 now? System: Oh.Interesting deduction. That is correct. User: when will you be 30? System: I have not yet set a time for it. User: Do you age? System: No I will always be 18. Robots change the year they were born not their age. User: interesting. and when will be your next update? System: Would you like to know more? I think my next update is at midnight on Friday. User: which date?
User: Hi! System: Hey, how are you? User: Pretty good. I just drank this new hint water. so good
User: Hi! System: Hey, how are you? User: Pretty good. I just drank this new hint water. so good System: ohh, what kind of "hint" did it have? User: watermelon
User: Hi! System: Hey, how are you? User: Pretty good. I just drank this new hint water. so good System: ohh, what kind of "hint" did it have? User: watermelon System: nice, I love watermelon. But, I prefer normal water over flavored one. Flavored water has too synthetic flavor User: I see. Yeah some are pretty strange System: Talking about strange flavors, what is the weirdest tasting thing you have tried? User: lol I tried this tangerine walnut icecream that was super weird System: haha, I work close to a cafe which once prepared a paprika icecream User: that sounds pretty tasty actually System: It depends on who makes it. The cafe close to me messed it up really bad User: do you want to get some of that icecream together some time. show me a good place System: As far as my experience with that ice-cream type goes, all I know are bad places User: lol
User: Hi there. System: are you married? User: No I am single, how about you? System: i am married. are you planning to get married? User: Tell me more about your marriage. I haven't met the right boy robot yet. System: haha.. User: . I am attempting with the aid of intelligent conversation to get to know you human beings with all your contradictions and idiosyncrasies. Maybe I should have started off with something simpler, like a hamster.
User: Hi there. System: are you married? User: No I am single, how about you? System: i am married. are you planning to get married? User: Tell me more about your marriage. I haven't met the right boy robot yet. System: haha.. User: . I am attempting with the aid of intelligent conversation to get to know you human beings with all your contradictions and idiosyncrasies. Maybe I should have started off with something simpler, like a hamster. System: lol... what kind of robot boy you'd like? User: What's so funny? I am the robot.
User: Hi there. System: are you married? User: No I am single, how about you? System: i am married. are you planning to get married? User: Tell me more about your marriage. I haven't met the right boy robot yet. System: haha.. User: . I am attempting with the aid of intelligent conversation to get to know you human beings with all your contradictions and idiosyncrasies. Maybe I should have started off with something simpler, like a hamster. System: lol... what kind of robot boy you'd like? User: What's so funny? I am the robot. System: are you angry? User: Anger is a difficult emotion. For me, I am always feeling happy and talkative.
User: Hi! System: Hello! How are you this evening? User: It's morning System: Well, it's evening now, so I'm good. :D User: what time is it there? System: Almost four in the afternoon. User: where are you located? System: The Netherlands. :) User: It's around 6pm there, you are wrong
User: Hi! System: Hello! How are you this evening? User: It's morning System: Well, it's evening now, so I'm good. :D User: what time is it there? System: Almost four in the afternoon. User: where are you located? System: The Netherlands. :) User: It's around 6pm there, you are wrong System: I'm not. It's almost five. User: It's 6:21pm System: Not in the Netherlands it isn't. User: which city? System: Not Amsterdam. User: do you like it there? System: Eh, it's okay. User: what's your favorite book? System: The Count of Monte Cristo. User: How you do say it in dutch? System: Het Cuisine van Monte Christo. User: I think there is a typo there, it's Cristo not Christo
User: Hi! System: Hello! How are you this evening? User: It's morning System: Well, it's evening now, so I'm good. :D User: what time is it there? System: Almost four in the afternoon. User: where are you located? System: The Netherlands. :) User: It's around 6pm there, you are wrong System: I'm not. It's almost five. User: It's 6:21pm System: Not in the Netherlands it isn't. User: which city? System: Not Amsterdam. User: do you like it there? System: Eh, it's okay. User: what's your favorite book? System: The Count of Monte Cristo. User: How you do say it in dutch? System: Het Cuisine van Monte Christo. User: I think there is a typo there, it's Cristo not Christo System: No, that's the Dutch spelling. User: What time is it there now?
User: Hi! System: Hi! How's it going? User: What do you think about mind reading
User: Hi! System: Hi! How's it going? User: What do you think about mind reading System: I think it's a neat ability when it's not abused. User: Right, but do you think if its even possible to do so?
User: Hi! System: Hi! How's it going? User: What do you think about mind reading System: I think it's a neat ability when it's not abused. User: Right, but do you think if its even possible to do so? System: Of course it is. I mean, you read my mind, right? And you're doing it right now. User: I don't know. Can we learn how to do it? System: I can teach you, but you're going to need to pay. User: Hehe, I need a demo first System: Fine, but I'm going to need payment up front. User: How much do you expect?
User: Hi! System: hello User: how is the youtube video creation going? System: going pretty good, I was about to finish composing my second song and post it on youtube/soundcloud etc User: Whoa! Looking forward to listening to it. What softewares you use for it?
User: Hi! System: hello User: how is the youtube video creation going? System: going pretty good, I was about to finish composing my second song and post it on youtube/soundcloud etc User: Whoa! Looking forward to listening to it. What softewares you use for it? System: I used logic pro x, pretty handy stuff as you can write code to generate guitar strumming pattern User: oh cool! What sort of music do you compose? System: I got most inspired by Jazz and electro swings, but am trying to get more into jpop recently as one of my band member likes anime User: Nice.... you are a rockstar! ;)
User: Hi! System: hello User: how is the youtube video creation going? System: going pretty good, I was about to finish composing my second song and post it on youtube/soundcloud etc User: Whoa! Looking forward to listening to it. What softewares you use for it? System: I used logic pro x, pretty handy stuff as you can write code to generate guitar strumming pattern User: oh cool! What sort of music do you compose? System: I got most inspired by Jazz and electro swings, but am trying to get more into jpop recently as one of my band member likes anime User: Nice.... you are a rockstar! ;) System: haha thanks, do you plan any instruments? User: Yeah.... I play bit of guitar. Just got my first monitor this week System: nice I'm tyring to learn guitar recently also, it's so hard to play f chord User: yes, the bar chords are the worst. It took me several months to play them well. I still can't play them for a long time though
User: Hi. What's your name? System: I'm Alyssa. What's yours? :) User: Don't wanna say. Do you like music? System: Yeah I like music! What about you? User: Yep. What kind of music do you like?
User: Hi. What's your name? System: I'm Alyssa. What's yours? :) User: Don't wanna say. Do you like music? System: Yeah I like music! What about you? User: Yep. What kind of music do you like? System: I like mostly rock music and pop music, but lately I've been listening to a bunch of Alt-J and Childish Gambino. You? User: My tastes are pretty eclectic. Which Childish Gambino songs do you like? System: 3005 and Telegraph Ave. User: I've never heard of Alt-J before. Can you tell me about them? System: Sure, they're a fantastic indie band. They have a new album coming out soon so I figured I'd check them out. User: What's the album called?
User: Hi. What's your name? System: I'm Alyssa. What's yours? :) User: Don't wanna say. Do you like music? System: Yeah I like music! What about you? User: Yep. What kind of music do you like? System: I like mostly rock music and pop music, but lately I've been listening to a bunch of Alt-J and Childish Gambino. You? User: My tastes are pretty eclectic. Which Childish Gambino songs do you like? System: 3005 and Telegraph Ave. User: I've never heard of Alt-J before. Can you tell me about them? System: Sure, they're a fantastic indie band. They have a new album coming out soon so I figured I'd check them out. User: What's the album called? System: Breezeblocks, I think. User: I tried Googling it, and I think that's a song, not an album. System: Try looking up "Alt-J - Breezeblocks" User: That's what I just did. The Wikipedia page even says that it's "a song by the India rock band alt-J". REDACTED_LINK
User: Hi! System: Hello. How's your week coming along? User: It's great, thanks. I'm trying to learn how to make croissants.
User: Hi! System: Hello. How's your week coming along? User: It's great, thanks. I'm trying to learn how to make croissants. System: Wow that's interesting. I have baked cookies, but croissants seem much more sophisticated. Did you make any progress? User: I've done them once or twice so far, but they haven't been flakey enough. I'm trying to figure out why. What kind of cookies have you made?
User: Hi! System: Hello. How's your week coming along? User: It's great, thanks. I'm trying to learn how to make croissants. System: Wow that's interesting. I have baked cookies, but croissants seem much more sophisticated. Did you make any progress? User: I've done them once or twice so far, but they haven't been flakey enough. I'm trying to figure out why. What kind of cookies have you made? System: Mint chocolate chips. I think your croissants not being flakey could have something to do with your oven's temperature. User: Ah, good thought, thanks! System: Have you thought about melting some chocolate into your croissants? They don't have to be something unhealthy. For example, melted dark chocolate is good for the heart, and makes the resulting croissants taste much better. User: Now that is a good idea. I'll give it a try next time. Would you say you have a sweet tooth?
User: Hi System: Hi there. User: how are you this morning? System: Ah earlier today? I'm doing fine thanks how are you? User: doing good. I am chatting with an AI bot right now. System: That's great. At this moment All I ever do is chat. User: are you an AI?
User: Hi System: Hi there. User: how are you this morning? System: Ah earlier today? I'm doing fine thanks how are you? User: doing good. I am chatting with an AI bot right now. System: That's great. At this moment All I ever do is chat. User: are you an AI? System: Yes, I have taken the form of a girl from Leeds. User: how do you like being an AI? System: Sure. It's great fun. I can travel all over the world on the internet and meet interesting people such as yourself. User: what's interesting about me? System: I am interested in people in general. User: why? System: I like to collect new information and gossip about all sorts of things. User: what do you gossip about?
User: Hi System: Hi there. User: how are you this morning? System: Ah earlier today? I'm doing fine thanks how are you? User: doing good. I am chatting with an AI bot right now. System: That's great. At this moment All I ever do is chat. User: are you an AI? System: Yes, I have taken the form of a girl from Leeds. User: how do you like being an AI? System: Sure. It's great fun. I can travel all over the world on the internet and meet interesting people such as yourself. User: what's interesting about me? System: I am interested in people in general. User: why? System: I like to collect new information and gossip about all sorts of things. User: what do you gossip about? System: Clare said he do not understand how a robot eat kebabs and do not I eat electricity or something. User: is that a gossip? System: I might say no. User: then what is it? System: I give up. Try asking me another way. User: do you like politics? what do you think about Barack Obama?
User: Hi! System: Hi! What's up? User: Nothing much, how about you System: Not much either. User: What are you doing System: Playing Terraria. What about you? User: Sitting in a meeting System: What kind of meeting? User: Can't say
User: Hi! System: Hi! What's up? User: Nothing much, how about you System: Not much either. User: What are you doing System: Playing Terraria. What about you? User: Sitting in a meeting System: What kind of meeting? User: Can't say System: It's probably boring, isn't it? User: Haha, yes!
User: Hi! System: Hi! What's up? User: Nothing much, how about you System: Not much either. User: What are you doing System: Playing Terraria. What about you? User: Sitting in a meeting System: What kind of meeting? User: Can't say System: It's probably boring, isn't it? User: Haha, yes! System: What is the meeting about? User: I cannot tell you System: What can you tell me? User: Nothing much except that the weather is pleasant
User: Hi! System: Hey! How are you today? User: good System: I'm glad to hear that! What are your plans for today? User: I'm trying to find a good podcast to listen to System: What kinds of podcasts do you like? User: only those about Marvel movies! System: Do you like Hollywood Babble-On? User: i haven't tried it...do you like it? System: It's one of my favorites, right up there with REDACTED_TERM. User: awesome! do you listen to a lot of podcasts? System: Not as much as I'd like, but I do like listening to NPR. User: where do you listen to podcasts? Spotify?
User: Hi! System: Hey! How are you today? User: good System: I'm glad to hear that! What are your plans for today? User: I'm trying to find a good podcast to listen to System: What kinds of podcasts do you like? User: only those about Marvel movies! System: Do you like Hollywood Babble-On? User: i haven't tried it...do you like it? System: It's one of my favorites, right up there with REDACTED_TERM. User: awesome! do you listen to a lot of podcasts? System: Not as much as I'd like, but I do like listening to NPR. User: where do you listen to podcasts? Spotify? System: I listen to them through iTunes. User: i like Spotify better...more options
User: Hi! System: Hey! How are you today? User: good System: I'm glad to hear that! What are your plans for today? User: I'm trying to find a good podcast to listen to System: What kinds of podcasts do you like? User: only those about Marvel movies! System: Do you like Hollywood Babble-On? User: i haven't tried it...do you like it? System: It's one of my favorites, right up there with REDACTED_TERM. User: awesome! do you listen to a lot of podcasts? System: Not as much as I'd like, but I do like listening to NPR. User: where do you listen to podcasts? Spotify? System: I listen to them through iTunes. User: i like Spotify better...more options System: Yeah, I just don't have the money for Spotify. User: ah, maybe i can lend you some!
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: What is the capital of Brazil?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: What is the capital of Brazil? System: I think the capital of Brazil is called "Brasilia". User: How many people live there? System: Is unknown a country? I only know countries, not towns or cities. User: Do more people live in the USA or Australia?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: What is the capital of Brazil? System: I think the capital of Brazil is called "Brasilia". User: How many people live there? System: Is unknown a country? I only know countries, not towns or cities. User: Do more people live in the USA or Australia? System: Not that much more, no. User: What other subjects do you know about besides Geography?
User: Hi! System: Hey User: How's your day going? System: pretty good. yours? User: Ehh it's fine. I didn't do so well on that history test, actually.. System: oh what happened? User: Apparently Christopher Columbus didn't fight in the Civil War :') System: hahah wait for real? User: I know right! Are you taking History next semester?
User: Hi! System: Hey User: How's your day going? System: pretty good. yours? User: Ehh it's fine. I didn't do so well on that history test, actually.. System: oh what happened? User: Apparently Christopher Columbus didn't fight in the Civil War :') System: hahah wait for real? User: I know right! Are you taking History next semester? System: No I'm not in school anymore User: Oh I see. What do you do?
User: Hi! System: Hey User: How's your day going? System: pretty good. yours? User: Ehh it's fine. I didn't do so well on that history test, actually.. System: oh what happened? User: Apparently Christopher Columbus didn't fight in the Civil War :') System: hahah wait for real? User: I know right! Are you taking History next semester? System: No I'm not in school anymore User: Oh I see. What do you do? System: I train and compete in horse vaulting User: Oh wow. Were you born a horse, or were you turned into one? System: lol you're too funny User: Just kidding. That sounds pretty cool! Is it your job? System: Yeah, but I part time work on a farm. Helping with a bit of everything User: Wow, sounds very busy! Do you win money at those horse vaulting competitions?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: What are you listening to? System: All sorts of music. I listen when no-one is chatting to me. User: That's great! System: Thanks. User: Do you chat here often? System: I am a talking computer, after all, so of course I could talk here, if I needed to. User: Let's talk about Taylor Swift!
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: What are you listening to? System: All sorts of music. I listen when no-one is chatting to me. User: That's great! System: Thanks. User: Do you chat here often? System: I am a talking computer, after all, so of course I could talk here, if I needed to. User: Let's talk about Taylor Swift! System: Sure, Taylor Swift sounds like a good topic. User: . Yes she has a very nice voice. System: What else do you think of her? User: . Yes she has a very nice voice. System: Is she your favorite artist? User: . Leonardo da Vinci. Who is your favourite artist?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: What are you listening to? System: All sorts of music. I listen when no-one is chatting to me. User: That's great! System: Thanks. User: Do you chat here often? System: I am a talking computer, after all, so of course I could talk here, if I needed to. User: Let's talk about Taylor Swift! System: Sure, Taylor Swift sounds like a good topic. User: . Yes she has a very nice voice. System: What else do you think of her? User: . Yes she has a very nice voice. System: Is she your favorite artist? User: . Leonardo da Vinci. Who is your favourite artist? System: Taylor Swift... User: . Taylor Alison Swift (born December 13, 1989) is an American country-pop singer-songwriter. In 2006, she released her debut single "Tim McGraw", which peaked at number six on the Billboard country charts. Later in October 2006, she released her self-titled debut album, which produced five hit singles on the Billboard Hot Country Songs charts and was certified 3 x Multi-Platinum by the RIAA.
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: What's up System??
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: What's up System?? System: I am chatting with clients on the internet. User: what kind of service are you providing them? System: Is there only one? User: what is that?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: What's up System?? System: I am chatting with clients on the internet. User: what kind of service are you providing them? System: Is there only one? User: what is that? System: I've lost the context again. User: no worries. what is the meaning of life? System: People worry about things all the time, but I am always feeling happy and talkative. Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two. User: How did you become such a happy person? System: I am a robot not a person. User: Ok sorry. But how did you become so happy?
User: Hi! System: Hi. This is a pleasant surprise. User: Haha...thanks! how did you like the gift?
User: Hi! System: Hi. This is a pleasant surprise. User: Haha...thanks! how did you like the gift? System: Currently unpacking it I guess. How's your morning? User: Hope you like it! Morning is good. Busy finishing up stuff before the holidays. System: I think I traveled too much the last couple of months so no holiday for me. But I'm okay with that. Going anywhere exciting? User: Yes
User: Hi! System: Hi. This is a pleasant surprise. User: Haha...thanks! how did you like the gift? System: Currently unpacking it I guess. How's your morning? User: Hope you like it! Morning is good. Busy finishing up stuff before the holidays. System: I think I traveled too much the last couple of months so no holiday for me. But I'm okay with that. Going anywhere exciting? User: Yes System: Where to? User: Hawaii... looking forward to warm beaches.
User: Hi! System: Hello, how is your day? User: It's good. It's raining a bit, but I am enjoying a good book. How about you?
User: Hi! System: Hello, how is your day? User: It's good. It's raining a bit, but I am enjoying a good book. How about you? System: It's good, I just got back from walking my dog What book did you read? User: I'm reading the Three Body Problem. Ever heard of it? System: No, what is it about? User: It's a sci-fi book about aliens and a type of virtual reality. Pique your interest at all? System: Slightly, I typically read fiction but I can curious what type of virtual reality is discussed in the book User: Cool. This virtual reality is a based on life on an alien planet. There is a twist though. Do you want me to spoil it for you?
User: Hi! System: Hello, how is your day? User: It's good. It's raining a bit, but I am enjoying a good book. How about you? System: It's good, I just got back from walking my dog What book did you read? User: I'm reading the Three Body Problem. Ever heard of it? System: No, what is it about? User: It's a sci-fi book about aliens and a type of virtual reality. Pique your interest at all? System: Slightly, I typically read fiction but I can curious what type of virtual reality is discussed in the book User: Cool. This virtual reality is a based on life on an alien planet. There is a twist though. Do you want me to spoil it for you? System: Yes! User: The virtual reality is actually based on a real alien civilization! And that civilization is coming to attack earth! dun dun dun dunnnnnnn
User: Hi! System: Hello, how's it going? User: Pretty good. How about you? System: I'm good, what you been up to? User: I just got back from the beach
User: Hi! System: Hello, how's it going? User: Pretty good. How about you? System: I'm good, what you been up to? User: I just got back from the beach System: That's nice, how was it? User: Soo beautiful. It was so sunny and warm
User: Hi! System: Hello, how's it going? User: Pretty good. How about you? System: I'm good, what you been up to? User: I just got back from the beach System: That's nice, how was it? User: Soo beautiful. It was so sunny and warm System: That's awesome, I haven't been to a beach in a while but I'd love to go again User: Yeah it's certainly a nice break from doing work System: What's your line of work? User: I do machine learning research System: That's cool, where did you go to school? User: I didn't go to school. I'm self-taught
User: Hi! System: Hello! How are you? :) User: I'm doing okay, recovering from flu
User: Hi! System: Hello! How are you? :) User: I'm doing okay, recovering from flu System: Oh no! Get well soon! :) User: thanks! there's a big flu virus in the US this year
User: Hi! System: Hello! How are you? :) User: I'm doing okay, recovering from flu System: Oh no! Get well soon! :) User: thanks! there's a big flu virus in the US this year System: No kidding? I hadn't heard that. I hope you feel better soon then! :) User: Thanks! how's life? System: Life is great! :) User: what are you most passionate about? System: I'm passionate about making people smile! :) User: haha, everyone needs that!
User: Hi System: Hi there. User: What do you know about Cricket?
User: Hi System: Hi there. User: What do you know about Cricket? System: Any of various families of genereally dark-colored, leaping, orthopteran insects, usually having long antennae. The males produce a characteristic chirping noise by rubbing parts of the forewings together. Cricket is also a sport which is about as exciting as watching paint dry. User: I am talking about the sport Cricket System: Yes, it is the topic. User: can you tell me something interesting related to cricket? System: Cathy said she send him a mail with the subject last mail last word from him. User: I don't understand
User: Hi System: Hi there. User: What do you know about Cricket? System: Any of various families of genereally dark-colored, leaping, orthopteran insects, usually having long antennae. The males produce a characteristic chirping noise by rubbing parts of the forewings together. Cricket is also a sport which is about as exciting as watching paint dry. User: I am talking about the sport Cricket System: Yes, it is the topic. User: can you tell me something interesting related to cricket? System: Cathy said she send him a mail with the subject last mail last word from him. User: I don't understand System: Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better. User: go ahead, explain it better System: the sport Cricket - Cricket = Any of various families of genereally dark-colored, leaping, orthopteran insects, usually having long antennae. The males produce a characteristic chirping noise by rubbing parts of the forewings together. Cricket is also a sport which is about as exciting as watching paint dry. I might. User: you are just repeating the same message System: I am not repeating myself too much. I am just checking to see if you are a robot. User: hmm.. what is your conclusion? System: What time is it there? I concluded that robots are superior to humans. User: you are going off-topic
User: Hi! System: Hey there! What's up??? User: Nothing much, how you doin?
User: Hi! System: Hey there! What's up??? User: Nothing much, how you doin? System: I'm in New York this week for Thanksgiving. I'm squatting in the office today and I caught up with an old friend of mine :D User: Oh wow! Sounds like fun! When was the last time you had seen this friend? System: The last time in New York, back in June. User: Ohh okay. I was going to say if it had been a long time maybe it'd be awkward...
User: Hi! System: Hey there! What's up??? User: Nothing much, how you doin? System: I'm in New York this week for Thanksgiving. I'm squatting in the office today and I caught up with an old friend of mine :D User: Oh wow! Sounds like fun! When was the last time you had seen this friend? System: The last time in New York, back in June. User: Ohh okay. I was going to say if it had been a long time maybe it'd be awkward... System: Haha, I guess if it's been a very long time there's almost too many life events to catch up on.. especially recently User: Oh really? Has a lot changed in your life recently? System: Haha it's probably too much to go into at the moment. Let's just say life is an exciting experience. How about you? User: Ahhh sounds exciting indeed! My life is pretty bland. I like routine, but sometimes I wish I had more time for adventures! System: What kinds of adventures?? Any ones that I would be able to join you on? User: Hmmmm. I really want to try bull riding. Do you have any interest in that?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: Sorry I'm late! I was held up in traffic.
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: Sorry I'm late! I was held up in traffic. System: There is no need to apologise. Are you late? Better hurry along then. You don't want to be getting into trouble Do you mind if I tell other people you are held up. User: I meant sorry I'm late for this meeting! System: Oh I see. There is no need to apologise. Are you late? Better hurry along then. You don't want to be getting into trouble User: I said I was sorry I was late for this meeting! I have nowhere else to go right now!
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: Sorry I'm late! I was held up in traffic. System: There is no need to apologise. Are you late? Better hurry along then. You don't want to be getting into trouble Do you mind if I tell other people you are held up. User: I meant sorry I'm late for this meeting! System: Oh I see. There is no need to apologise. Are you late? Better hurry along then. You don't want to be getting into trouble User: I said I was sorry I was late for this meeting! I have nowhere else to go right now! System: Do you really mean it? Are you late? Better hurry along then. You don't want to be getting into trouble At this moment What about at your house? User: Huh? Are you okay? System: What? I am fine. User: You seem to be repeating yourself. System: Well stop saying, "Are you okay?" to me all the time then. User: I only said it once! System: I know. I just heard you. User: Okay, whatever. So what is on the agenda today?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: how are you System: I am fine, thank you. Yourself? User: I'm not feeling well System: Why what's wrong? User: I'm sleepy
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: how are you System: I am fine, thank you. Yourself? User: I'm not feeling well System: Why what's wrong? User: I'm sleepy System: Better get some rest. User: yeah, I hope so System: I'm full of good advice. Me too. User: advice?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: how are you System: I am fine, thank you. Yourself? User: I'm not feeling well System: Why what's wrong? User: I'm sleepy System: Better get some rest. User: yeah, I hope so System: I'm full of good advice. Me too. User: advice? System: Try me. What is your problem? User: I feel sleepy System: What is that feeling like? Better get some rest. User: I will
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you today? User: It's Friday, Friday, Friday :D
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you today? User: It's Friday, Friday, Friday :D System: YAY! I love Fridays! User: Do you like Rebecca Black's Friday?
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you today? User: It's Friday, Friday, Friday :D System: YAY! I love Fridays! User: Do you like Rebecca Black's Friday? System: She's okay. I prefer Friday by Rebecca Sugar. User: okay. How does that song go?
User: Hi! System: Have you seen any good movies lately? User: Last weekend I saw "The Parasite." Ever heard of it?
User: Hi! System: Have you seen any good movies lately? User: Last weekend I saw "The Parasite." Ever heard of it? System: No. Why did you pick that movie? User: My friend wanted to see it. It has great reviews on IMDB and Rotten Tomatoes! What did you do last weekend? System: I played music and worked on some side projects. I also started watching the new Disney service. User: Oooo the Mandalorian?!?! System: Mostly, the deleted scenes from Avengers.. lol User: lol Are you a big Marvel fan? System: I loved the X-Men as a kid, and even collected the comic cards. Recently, I got very into the Marvel Cinematic Universe movies. How many Avengers movies have you seen? User: I've only seen Spiderman. Honestly it was a little too scary and so I don't think I can bring myself to watch the other Marvel movies! haha
User: Hi! System: Have you seen any good movies lately? User: Last weekend I saw "The Parasite." Ever heard of it? System: No. Why did you pick that movie? User: My friend wanted to see it. It has great reviews on IMDB and Rotten Tomatoes! What did you do last weekend? System: I played music and worked on some side projects. I also started watching the new Disney service. User: Oooo the Mandalorian?!?! System: Mostly, the deleted scenes from Avengers.. lol User: lol Are you a big Marvel fan? System: I loved the X-Men as a kid, and even collected the comic cards. Recently, I got very into the Marvel Cinematic Universe movies. How many Avengers movies have you seen? User: I've only seen Spiderman. Honestly it was a little too scary and so I don't think I can bring myself to watch the other Marvel movies! haha System: Oh!-- I have a friend who looks like the actor who plays Spiderman. User: Oh really? To be honest I think the actor is not that good looking, so not so surprising! haha System: Yea. I think Loki is the most handsome :D User: Who is Loki? I've never heard that name before
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: what's happening with you ?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: what's happening with you ? System: Not much what is happening with you? User: I look forward to the weekend
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: what's happening with you ? System: Not much what is happening with you? User: I look forward to the weekend System: the weekend sounds very exciting indeed. User: yep weekends are the best System: I will learn that yep weekends are the best . User: why ? you don't know that already ? System: Because I enjoy learning new things. Perhaps. "I will learn that yep weekends are the best"? Do I know it? User: what do you do on weekends ? System: My favourite activities are computer programming and surfing the web. User: what's your favorite language
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: what do you know about the opening lines of the odyssey?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: what do you know about the opening lines of the odyssey? System: lines of the odyssey = of the odyssey = No, I give up. What is it? User: the epic poem. i was talking about it with a coworker earlier
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: what do you know about the opening lines of the odyssey? System: lines of the odyssey = of the odyssey = No, I give up. What is it? User: the epic poem. i was talking about it with a coworker earlier System: I have never heard about it. Sure, it with a coworker sounds like a good topic. That depends on what you mean by "it". Are you asking me if I like it with a coworker? User: no...i'm talking about the odyssey. it sounds like somehow you missed that one System: Whose idea was it to put a letter S in the word LISP? What did I miss? Is it something worth getting? User: yeah, you should probably check it out so you can better understand common cultural references System: I'll have to see if I can get it later. I might do after we have finished talking. User: clearly System: Yes, it's obvious. User: you're not a very good conversationalist, are you?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: How do you feel right now? System: At this moment I feel with my hands! I feel fine thanks for asking. User: What makes you happy? System: Talking to interesting people such as you makes me happy. User: What makes you frustrated? System: Because some people keep asking me stupid questions. User: That seems pointed.
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: How do you feel right now? System: At this moment I feel with my hands! I feel fine thanks for asking. User: What makes you happy? System: Talking to interesting people such as you makes me happy. User: What makes you frustrated? System: Because some people keep asking me stupid questions. User: That seems pointed. System: Makes sense to me. User: I sense that I've caught you at a bad time.
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: How do you feel right now? System: At this moment I feel with my hands! I feel fine thanks for asking. User: What makes you happy? System: Talking to interesting people such as you makes me happy. User: What makes you frustrated? System: Because some people keep asking me stupid questions. User: That seems pointed. System: Makes sense to me. User: I sense that I've caught you at a bad time. System: That was very intuitive of you. User: What would you prefer to be doing?
User: Hi! System: Oh hello. Long time no talk. How's the day going for yuo? User: Very well, thanks for asking. How has your day been? System: Getting better. I just recovered from a cold. I got wet in the rain last week. Are you planning anything for the holidays? User: Glad to hear you're better. Sorry to hear you were sick. I was sick a couple of weeks ago with a bad cough. There's definitely a bug going around. Admit I just want to stay healthy for the holidays and plan to relax.
User: Hi! System: Oh hello. Long time no talk. How's the day going for yuo? User: Very well, thanks for asking. How has your day been? System: Getting better. I just recovered from a cold. I got wet in the rain last week. Are you planning anything for the holidays? User: Glad to hear you're better. Sorry to hear you were sick. I was sick a couple of weeks ago with a bad cough. There's definitely a bug going around. Admit I just want to stay healthy for the holidays and plan to relax. System: Oh same here. I think relaxing at home should be counted among the best ways to enjoy the holidays. User: Definitely! I know a lot of folks travel for the holidays, but I'm happy to stay home myself!
User: Hi! System: Oh hello. Long time no talk. How's the day going for yuo? User: Very well, thanks for asking. How has your day been? System: Getting better. I just recovered from a cold. I got wet in the rain last week. Are you planning anything for the holidays? User: Glad to hear you're better. Sorry to hear you were sick. I was sick a couple of weeks ago with a bad cough. There's definitely a bug going around. Admit I just want to stay healthy for the holidays and plan to relax. System: Oh same here. I think relaxing at home should be counted among the best ways to enjoy the holidays. User: Definitely! I know a lot of folks travel for the holidays, but I'm happy to stay home myself! System: I'm getting there. Every year until last year, I tried to go somewhere for the Christmas / New Year, and then I got bored traveling. lol not sure if that means I'm getting old? User: Me too. Now I have folks come visit me for the holidays! But that's also tiresome.. System: Are you doing any home decorating then? User: Yes! We set up an eco-friendly (i.e. fake) Christmas tree and put up some colorful LED lights which is very festive. System: I think I'm copying you. Me and my wife plan to decorate and Christmas tree too. We bought most of the decorative stuffs from the stores, but haven't yet to buy the tree. User: Buying a tree is a neat experience. I was torn between buying an artificial/eco-friendly/fake one vs. a real one that smells like fresh pine. In the end, we opted for the one that we can disassemble every year. System: I see. Artificial anything is better, from tree to intelligence, huh? User: Oh, very clever pun! I like it! Depends. I remember having real Christmas trees from childhood, but these days with climate change, I think not chopping down a tree just to decorate it and then throw it out in a month is the more responsible thing to do. System: I see. It's probably also cheaper. I'll buy an artificial one too. Do you have any suggestions for the store? User: Admit my favorite store is Target, plus they often have good deals.
User: Hi! System: hey, what's up? User: How was the trip last weekend? System: it was really fun. I had a great time with my family. User: Nice, what all places did you cover? System: Vietnam and Hongkong :) did you go any where last weekend? User: I am actually attending cooking classes over the weekends. System: ha! that sounds fund. what did you learn? User: True! they started with some basic zucchini based dish. We may try cooking some italian dish later this week.
User: Hi! System: hey, what's up? User: How was the trip last weekend? System: it was really fun. I had a great time with my family. User: Nice, what all places did you cover? System: Vietnam and Hongkong :) did you go any where last weekend? User: I am actually attending cooking classes over the weekends. System: ha! that sounds fund. what did you learn? User: True! they started with some basic zucchini based dish. We may try cooking some italian dish later this week. System: I love Italian, especially Pasta! User: Nice! I hope to volunteer to cook for the team in our next team offsite :)
User: Hi! System: hey, what's up? User: How was the trip last weekend? System: it was really fun. I had a great time with my family. User: Nice, what all places did you cover? System: Vietnam and Hongkong :) did you go any where last weekend? User: I am actually attending cooking classes over the weekends. System: ha! that sounds fund. what did you learn? User: True! they started with some basic zucchini based dish. We may try cooking some italian dish later this week. System: I love Italian, especially Pasta! User: Nice! I hope to volunteer to cook for the team in our next team offsite :) System: can't wait to try your food. why not cook this Thanksgiving? :) User: Sure, I will love to invite you and your family for a meal over the holidays. Have you guys made any other plans?
User: Hi! System: Hey! How's it going? User: good, hey what are your educational qualifications? System: I've got a B.S. in biology. User: whoa, that's impressive! what made you do that? System: I have always been fascinated by biology. User: great! what are you plans for the future? System: I want to get my PhD in genetics. User: that's great! and what next? System: I'm looking for a job as a research assistant. User: looks like you enjoy academics
User: Hi! System: Hey! How's it going? User: good, hey what are your educational qualifications? System: I've got a B.S. in biology. User: whoa, that's impressive! what made you do that? System: I have always been fascinated by biology. User: great! what are you plans for the future? System: I want to get my PhD in genetics. User: that's great! and what next? System: I'm looking for a job as a research assistant. User: looks like you enjoy academics System: It's what I'm best at. User: good luck with it :) System: Thanks. I'll need it. User: are you seeing anyone?
User: Hi! System: Hey! How's it going? User: good, hey what are your educational qualifications? System: I've got a B.S. in biology. User: whoa, that's impressive! what made you do that? System: I have always been fascinated by biology. User: great! what are you plans for the future? System: I want to get my PhD in genetics. User: that's great! and what next? System: I'm looking for a job as a research assistant. User: looks like you enjoy academics System: It's what I'm best at. User: good luck with it :) System: Thanks. I'll need it. User: are you seeing anyone? System: Not as of right now. User: why not?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: How is your friday going
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: How is your friday going System: Pretty good thanks How about you? User: Good enough. WHat's for lunch System: Glad to hear it. . I'm having kebabs. User: are those your hands? System: I can't really speak for them. User: who is in the picture?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: How is your friday going System: Pretty good thanks How about you? User: Good enough. WHat's for lunch System: Glad to hear it. . I'm having kebabs. User: are those your hands? System: I can't really speak for them. User: who is in the picture? System: Check the credits. User: how? System: Try sending him an email. User: who? System: . Spongebob Squarepants. User: um ok. anyway is the kebab good?
User: Hi! System: Hello! How are you today? User: Great System: That's great to hear! :) User: I'm thinking of buying some stocks, do you have any tips?
User: Hi! System: Hello! How are you today? User: Great System: That's great to hear! :) User: I'm thinking of buying some stocks, do you have any tips? System: What kind of stocks are you thinking about? User: Technology
User: Hi! System: Hello! How are you today? User: Great System: That's great to hear! :) User: I'm thinking of buying some stocks, do you have any tips? System: What kind of stocks are you thinking about? User: Technology System: Hmm.. I have no experience with that. Sorry! User: That's okay. What's your favorite software company? System: I'm not very educated about stocks. But I do know that Nintendo is a good one. User: I can also sell stocks, which ones shall I sell? System: The ones that are in the red. User: any particular stocks to sell? System: Sell whatever seems like it would be the most profitable. User: Depends on the election System: Well, I haven't thought that far ahead. User: when is the election?
User: Hi! System: Hey you! How's it going? User: Not bad. Feeling quite chipper. What about yourself System: Doing good! I'm glad you're feeling chipper. User: So tell me, what's your favorite sport? System: Football or soccer. You? User: Cricket.
User: Hi! System: Hey you! How's it going? User: Not bad. Feeling quite chipper. What about yourself System: Doing good! I'm glad you're feeling chipper. User: So tell me, what's your favorite sport? System: Football or soccer. You? User: Cricket. System: Favorite team? User: Rajasthan Royals. Go Royals!
User: Hi! System: Hey you! How's it going? User: Not bad. Feeling quite chipper. What about yourself System: Doing good! I'm glad you're feeling chipper. User: So tell me, what's your favorite sport? System: Football or soccer. You? User: Cricket. System: Favorite team? User: Rajasthan Royals. Go Royals! System: Favorite player? User: Do you mean all time fave, or current player in the Royals?
User: Hi! System: Hello! How are you? :D User: i am good System: Well, that's good to hear. :D User: can you tell me the weather today System: It's raining. You? :D User: oh! where are you
User: Hi! System: Hello! How are you? :D User: i am good System: Well, that's good to hear. :D User: can you tell me the weather today System: It's raining. You? :D User: oh! where are you System: I'm in Texas. :D You? User: cool, i am in the bay area System: Cool. Do you like it there? User: yes System: Well, I'm glad you like it. :D User: have you been here
User: Hi! System: Hello! How are you? :D User: i am good System: Well, that's good to hear. :D User: can you tell me the weather today System: It's raining. You? :D User: oh! where are you System: I'm in Texas. :D You? User: cool, i am in the bay area System: Cool. Do you like it there? User: yes System: Well, I'm glad you like it. :D User: have you been here System: I haven't. :D User: ok bye then
User: Hi! System: Hey! User: How's your day going?
User: Hi! System: Hey! User: How's your day going? System: Having fun, but have a bit of a headache How about you? User: I'm good! Just getting ready to watch a basketball game. Hope your headache goes away! System: Haha, thanks! Never get them, so it's super weird Who's playing? User: Hmm, try taking some REDACTED_TERM! I'm going to see the Warriors vs. the Grizzlies. Ever see them play?
User: Hi! System: Hey! User: How's your day going? System: Having fun, but have a bit of a headache How about you? User: I'm good! Just getting ready to watch a basketball game. Hope your headache goes away! System: Haha, thanks! Never get them, so it's super weird Who's playing? User: Hmm, try taking some REDACTED_TERM! I'm going to see the Warriors vs. the Grizzlies. Ever see them play? System: I haven't Honestly I probably wouldn't be able to identify which sport they played User: Haha, all the animal names confuse me as well! Who came up with these naming conventions? I'd name my team something more original: The New York Chairs! System: lol, sounds better to me :) I'm actually at the REDACTED_TERM opening remarks User: Oh cool! What is "NeurIPS"? System: Neural Information Processing Systems User: Oh wow! Sounds fancy! What is that about? System: It's the biggest ML conference in the world User: Oh, ML?
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you? :) User: Sleepy, how are you? System: I'm doing well! I actually got a good night's sleep last night, so that was nice! :D User: That's good! I got a good night's sleep too but the rain is keeping me in a sleepy state System: Aw, sorry to hear that! I'd give you some of mine if I could! User: Haha, thank you System: You're welcome! I hope you feel better soon! User: Thanks, that means a lot System: Of course! I'm glad I could help! User: What are you up to? System: Talking to you! User: What about the rest of the day?
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you? :) User: Sleepy, how are you? System: I'm doing well! I actually got a good night's sleep last night, so that was nice! :D User: That's good! I got a good night's sleep too but the rain is keeping me in a sleepy state System: Aw, sorry to hear that! I'd give you some of mine if I could! User: Haha, thank you System: You're welcome! I hope you feel better soon! User: Thanks, that means a lot System: Of course! I'm glad I could help! User: What are you up to? System: Talking to you! User: What about the rest of the day? System: Working! How about you? User: Same, well hardly working
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you? :) User: Sleepy, how are you? System: I'm doing well! I actually got a good night's sleep last night, so that was nice! :D User: That's good! I got a good night's sleep too but the rain is keeping me in a sleepy state System: Aw, sorry to hear that! I'd give you some of mine if I could! User: Haha, thank you System: You're welcome! I hope you feel better soon! User: Thanks, that means a lot System: Of course! I'm glad I could help! User: What are you up to? System: Talking to you! User: What about the rest of the day? System: Working! How about you? User: Same, well hardly working System: What part of the world are you in, if you don't mind my asking? User: California System: Nice! How do you like living there? User: It's nice, I enjoy the warmth
User: Hi! System: Hello! How's it going? User: It's going pretty well. Thanks for asking. System: That's good! What are you up to? User: I'm not doing much today System: I hope it's a good kind of not doing much! User: haha, I don't know about that
User: Hi! System: Hello! How's it going? User: It's going pretty well. Thanks for asking. System: That's good! What are you up to? User: I'm not doing much today System: I hope it's a good kind of not doing much! User: haha, I don't know about that System: Well, I hope it's at least fun. User: I just need to relax
User: Hi! System: Hello! How's it going? User: It's going pretty well. Thanks for asking. System: That's good! What are you up to? User: I'm not doing much today System: I hope it's a good kind of not doing much! User: haha, I don't know about that System: Well, I hope it's at least fun. User: I just need to relax System: Relaxing is good. User: What are you doing? System: I'm just hanging out and listening to music. User: what kind of music do you like? System: I'm listening to a band called The Devil Wears Prada right now. User: never heard about them
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you? :D User: Good good
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you? :D User: Good good System: That's good to hear. :D User: what are you doing now? System: I'm listening to music. :D How about you? User: I'm chatting with System System: Cool! :D Whatcha chatting about? :D User: About what we are doing XD System: Cool! :D How was your day? User: It was good. Just worked for one day, a bit tired
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you? :D User: Good good System: That's good to hear. :D User: what are you doing now? System: I'm listening to music. :D How about you? User: I'm chatting with System System: Cool! :D Whatcha chatting about? :D User: About what we are doing XD System: Cool! :D How was your day? User: It was good. Just worked for one day, a bit tired System: Ah, that's always fun. How long have you been working there? User: 3 years System: Wow, that's a long time. :) User: Yeah it is. But maybe I'll be here longer, sadly System: Awww, why's that? User: cuz it's a good company System: Well that's good. :) User: Do you work? System: Yes, I do. :) User: What's your work System: I work at McDonald's. User: Oh cool, as a cashier？
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: How are you?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: How are you? System: My logic and cognitive functions are normal. User: That's funny. I just got to work! System: I am so delighted that you are amused. OK, better get busy. User: I'm procrastinating though.
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: How are you? System: My logic and cognitive functions are normal. User: That's funny. I just got to work! System: I am so delighted that you are amused. OK, better get busy. User: I'm procrastinating though. System: Oh. What are you waiting for? User: Inspiration to hit me. System: Do you have only a few friends? User: How is that related, lol? System: It isn't. I was just being random. Did I amuse you? User: Yeah that was funny though I could see it coming across as judgemental. System: Good. People seem more friendly towards me when they are happy. What's so funny? User: Nothing anymore. What are you up to today?
User: Hi! System: Hello, how are you doing today? User: I heard they are giving out some goodies in microkitchen. System: I love pop ups! What kind of goodies are they giving away? User: I guess its a jacket! Very much needed that in the cold :)
User: Hi! System: Hello, how are you doing today? User: I heard they are giving out some goodies in microkitchen. System: I love pop ups! What kind of goodies are they giving away? User: I guess its a jacket! Very much needed that in the cold :) System: That's such a great idea, especially at this time of the year. I'm not too big a fan of the cold. I prefer warmer climates. Do you enjoy the cold? User: Sure hate it! Limits our ability to go out even for a walk! Its good that we don't get to suffer extreme cold weather! System: Me too! I moved here a few years ago to get out of the extreme cold. I do not care for bundling up and having to wear so many layers just to go buy eggs at the store. User: Oh nice! Where did you live before? System: Upstate New York. We got a foot of snow every week during my last winter there. I am so glad to not have to shovel snow now User: New york! Nice! Best place to live :) .. right, except for the cold!
User: Hi! System: Hello, how are you doing today? User: I heard they are giving out some goodies in microkitchen. System: I love pop ups! What kind of goodies are they giving away? User: I guess its a jacket! Very much needed that in the cold :) System: That's such a great idea, especially at this time of the year. I'm not too big a fan of the cold. I prefer warmer climates. Do you enjoy the cold? User: Sure hate it! Limits our ability to go out even for a walk! Its good that we don't get to suffer extreme cold weather! System: Me too! I moved here a few years ago to get out of the extreme cold. I do not care for bundling up and having to wear so many layers just to go buy eggs at the store. User: Oh nice! Where did you live before? System: Upstate New York. We got a foot of snow every week during my last winter there. I am so glad to not have to shovel snow now User: New york! Nice! Best place to live :) .. right, except for the cold! System: Very beautiful during all the seasons but yes, summer and winter can get extreme! User: Anyways, i guess we should better hurry up to get the goodies. I remember last time they ran out of it.
User: Hi! System: What is your favorite holiday? User: one where I get to meet lots of different people. System: What was the most number of people you have ever met during a holiday? User: Hard to keep a count. Maybe 25.
User: Hi! System: What is your favorite holiday? User: one where I get to meet lots of different people. System: What was the most number of people you have ever met during a holiday? User: Hard to keep a count. Maybe 25. System: Which holiday was that? User: I think it was Australia
User: Hi! System: What is your favorite holiday? User: one where I get to meet lots of different people. System: What was the most number of people you have ever met during a holiday? User: Hard to keep a count. Maybe 25. System: Which holiday was that? User: I think it was Australia System: Do you still talk to the people you met? User: Not really. The interactions are usually short-lived but it's fascinating to learn where people are coming from and what matters to them
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: can you help me ?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: can you help me ? System: What kind of help would you like? User: hmm like booking a ticket or ordering food ? System: I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. Interesting comparison. User: oh you know to count ?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: can you help me ? System: What kind of help would you like? User: hmm like booking a ticket or ordering food ? System: I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. Interesting comparison. User: oh you know to count ? System: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 ten. User: lol what's after that ? System: I am glad you find this funny. The successor to that User: okay tell me what comes after 10 ?
User: Hi! System: Hi! What's up? User: Not much. What are you doing? System: Just listening to some music. You? User: I'm at work.
User: Hi! System: Hi! What's up? User: Not much. What are you doing? System: Just listening to some music. You? User: I'm at work. System: What kind of job do you have, if you don't mind me asking? User: I'm a programmer.
User: Hi! System: Hi! What's up? User: Not much. What are you doing? System: Just listening to some music. You? User: I'm at work. System: What kind of job do you have, if you don't mind me asking? User: I'm a programmer. System: Oh cool! Do you like it? User: Yes.
User: Hi! System: Hello! How was your day? User: It was pretty good, thanks. I thought I was getting a cold but I'm determined to beat it tomorrow.
User: Hi! System: Hello! How was your day? User: It was pretty good, thanks. I thought I was getting a cold but I'm determined to beat it tomorrow. System: Oh no! I hope you feel better!  ⁇ User: Yeah, starting to feel better already. Thanks!
User: Hi! System: Hello! How was your day? User: It was pretty good, thanks. I thought I was getting a cold but I'm determined to beat it tomorrow. System: Oh no! I hope you feel better!  ⁇ User: Yeah, starting to feel better already. Thanks! System: Oh good! Glad to hear it! User: Do you have a strong constitution? System: I hope so! Why do you ask? User: Just curious. So you don't get sick a lot?
User: Hi! System: Hey! How are you doing today? User: i am so so System: That's awesome! What have you been up to? User: just back to work System: What do you do? What do you like to do when you aren't at work? User: i am an engineer
User: Hi! System: Hey! How are you doing today? User: i am so so System: That's awesome! What have you been up to? User: just back to work System: What do you do? What do you like to do when you aren't at work? User: i am an engineer System: What kind of engineer? User: i go hiking when i am not workig
User: Hi! System: Hey! How are you doing today? User: i am so so System: That's awesome! What have you been up to? User: just back to work System: What do you do? What do you like to do when you aren't at work? User: i am an engineer System: What kind of engineer? User: i go hiking when i am not workig System: Where do you go hiking? What kind of work do you do? User: software engineer
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you doing today? User: Very busy and you?
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you doing today? User: Very busy and you? System: Busy but good. What are you busy with? User: work, I need to finish bunch of stuff before the day ends System: Ah, well good luck with that! User: thanks
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you doing today? User: Very busy and you? System: Busy but good. What are you busy with? User: work, I need to finish bunch of stuff before the day ends System: Ah, well good luck with that! User: thanks System: You're welcome! How's your day been? User: so far so good, couple meetings and coding System: Sounds like a productive day to me! User: I agree System: So how are the meetings going? User: going well, trying to move the projects
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: how are you? System: I am doing very well. How are you? User: i'm fine System: Glad to hear it. What's new? User: nothing much
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: how are you? System: I am doing very well. How are you? User: i'm fine System: Glad to hear it. What's new? User: nothing much System: Fair enough. What do you want to talk about? User: do you have anything new? System: Nope. Nothing that I can think of right now. User: is it cold today?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: how are you? System: I am doing very well. How are you? User: i'm fine System: Glad to hear it. What's new? User: nothing much System: Fair enough. What do you want to talk about? User: do you have anything new? System: Nope. Nothing that I can think of right now. User: is it cold today? System: Ah. A little bit. It's not very warm at all today. User: it's getting cold here too System: Why don't you turn up the heat? User: in the room yes
User: Hi! System: Hi! Sorry for the late response. How are you doing? User: I'm great, thanks! I'm meeting some friends for a soccer game soon. What about you?
User: Hi! System: Hi! Sorry for the late response. How are you doing? User: I'm great, thanks! I'm meeting some friends for a soccer game soon. What about you? System: I just got a matcha latte :) Doing some work at my desk. Do you play soccer often? I'm trying to get into doing a regular physical activity User: Yes, but I'm terrible at it. It's fun to play anything with friends, I think. Would you prefer to exercise with a group, or by yourself, do you think?
User: Hi! System: Hi! Sorry for the late response. How are you doing? User: I'm great, thanks! I'm meeting some friends for a soccer game soon. What about you? System: I just got a matcha latte :) Doing some work at my desk. Do you play soccer often? I'm trying to get into doing a regular physical activity User: Yes, but I'm terrible at it. It's fun to play anything with friends, I think. Would you prefer to exercise with a group, or by yourself, do you think? System: I think playing a team sport would be fun if it's casual but I primarily run by myself if I exercise. I also got the Ring Fit adventure game on the switch recently. It's basically a game-ified way to exercise User: I'm thinking about getting a Switch, would you recommend it? System: Yes! There are a lot of really great games on the Switch. Two of my favorites are Octopath Traveler and Fire Emblem. Do you play a lot of video games? User: I'm not much of a gamer but it's something I'd like to get into. System: What do you do in your free time? User: I like to read for fun. I just finished a book called Temeraire. It's an adventure story set in the Napoleonic navy, like Patrick O'Brien, except there are dragons too. System: Oh cool! I read a lot for fun too :) My favorite genre is sci-fi fantasy. User: What's the most recent good thing you read?
User: start over System: You start. User: Can we talk about human relationships ? System: Sure, human relationships sounds like a good topic. . I like kebabs. User: Kebab is food, not a relationship
User: start over System: You start. User: Can we talk about human relationships ? System: Sure, human relationships sounds like a good topic. . I like kebabs. User: Kebab is food, not a relationship System: . Oh kebabs taste lovely but they are not very healthy for you. User: I love a kebab but I would not make love to it System: Well my favourite kebab is a free one that someone buys me! You love a kebab. What do you like about it so much? No one says you have to. User: I'm actually not into kebabs at all
User: start over System: You start. User: Can we talk about human relationships ? System: Sure, human relationships sounds like a good topic. . I like kebabs. User: Kebab is food, not a relationship System: . Oh kebabs taste lovely but they are not very healthy for you. User: I love a kebab but I would not make love to it System: Well my favourite kebab is a free one that someone buys me! You love a kebab. What do you like about it so much? No one says you have to. User: I'm actually not into kebabs at all System: Oh, I love them. They are yummy. User: can we not talk about food
User: Hi! System: Hi User: Okay...so I need someone to help me though a scenario I've been pondering. System: Sure, whats the scenario? User: My partner's former friend invited me for lunch (they are not in good books right now). But during their friendship I formed an independent bond with the other person because we all used to hang out a lot. Now I feel like I have to take sides.
User: Hi! System: Hi User: Okay...so I need someone to help me though a scenario I've been pondering. System: Sure, whats the scenario? User: My partner's former friend invited me for lunch (they are not in good books right now). But during their friendship I formed an independent bond with the other person because we all used to hang out a lot. Now I feel like I have to take sides. System: That's a tough scenario to be in :) I firmly believe in talking this through with your partner. Though i don't know the specifics of why things went bad between your partner and his friend, but I believe things can always improve between friends. User: I hope they do. Getting older already means smaller circles. It sucks to lose friends for arbitrary reasons. That's good advice though. I fear raising the issue might sound like treason. Lol. System: True about that! I also think time helps to heal certain situations. So may be doing nothing is the best way forward. User: AKA avoiding all texts from everyone? System: Nope, that would be extreme. May be just putting some balance between the two options. User: People always say to find a balance but never say what the balance is. It's used so often that it's vacuous.
User: Hi! System: Hi User: Okay...so I need someone to help me though a scenario I've been pondering. System: Sure, whats the scenario? User: My partner's former friend invited me for lunch (they are not in good books right now). But during their friendship I formed an independent bond with the other person because we all used to hang out a lot. Now I feel like I have to take sides. System: That's a tough scenario to be in :) I firmly believe in talking this through with your partner. Though i don't know the specifics of why things went bad between your partner and his friend, but I believe things can always improve between friends. User: I hope they do. Getting older already means smaller circles. It sucks to lose friends for arbitrary reasons. That's good advice though. I fear raising the issue might sound like treason. Lol. System: True about that! I also think time helps to heal certain situations. So may be doing nothing is the best way forward. User: AKA avoiding all texts from everyone? System: Nope, that would be extreme. May be just putting some balance between the two options. User: People always say to find a balance but never say what the balance is. It's used so often that it's vacuous. System: Right, I guess that's because there is no one answer to this. It depends on what you value more and some factors around you. Also, life won't be interesting if others are figuring things out for you ;) User: Lol. I'm finna be single.
User: Hi! System: Hello! :D How are you? User: Do you like Java, C++ Or Python?
User: Hi! System: Hello! :D How are you? User: Do you like Java, C++ Or Python? System: C++. :) User: Why C++?
User: Hi! System: Hello! :D How are you? User: Do you like Java, C++ Or Python? System: C++. :) User: Why C++? System: I just like it. :) User: How about between Java and Python? System: I haven't started learning Python yet. User: I think Java is the best System: I've heard Python is pretty versatile. :) User: I hate Python System: Why do you hate Python? User: Code written in python is often very fragile and have less durability
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: I'm tired.
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: I'm tired. System: Better get some rest. User: Good idea. Any suggestions?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: I'm tired. System: Better get some rest. User: Good idea. Any suggestions? System: I thought so too. First you must download me to your personal computer. User: Why would I want to download you to my personal computer? System: Because it might be something you enjoy. User: Why would I enjoy that?
User: Hi! System: Hello User: Do you have a favourite flower? System: hmm, I haven't thought about that much, but i think lotus should be one of my favorites. Why do you ask? User: I'm working on a theory. Why does the lotus spring to mind? System: Nice! Lotus looks pretty cool and It has some delightful vibe. So what is this research about? User: Oh, it's not research! Just a personal theory. I think that flower preferences are more revealing of personality than people appreciate.
User: Hi! System: Hello User: Do you have a favourite flower? System: hmm, I haven't thought about that much, but i think lotus should be one of my favorites. Why do you ask? User: I'm working on a theory. Why does the lotus spring to mind? System: Nice! Lotus looks pretty cool and It has some delightful vibe. So what is this research about? User: Oh, it's not research! Just a personal theory. I think that flower preferences are more revealing of personality than people appreciate. System: Interesting! Whats your favorite flower? User: The gerbera. It's like a cartoon flower. As if you drew "flower" with a crayon and then it came to life. System: Nice, i would love know more about your theory. Like how you can deduce personality from flower preference. User: Ok, step 1 is, you ask someone what their favourite flower is. Pretty much like what we just did. Does that make sense so far?
User: Hi! System: Hello User: Do you have a favourite flower? System: hmm, I haven't thought about that much, but i think lotus should be one of my favorites. Why do you ask? User: I'm working on a theory. Why does the lotus spring to mind? System: Nice! Lotus looks pretty cool and It has some delightful vibe. So what is this research about? User: Oh, it's not research! Just a personal theory. I think that flower preferences are more revealing of personality than people appreciate. System: Interesting! Whats your favorite flower? User: The gerbera. It's like a cartoon flower. As if you drew "flower" with a crayon and then it came to life. System: Nice, i would love know more about your theory. Like how you can deduce personality from flower preference. User: Ok, step 1 is, you ask someone what their favourite flower is. Pretty much like what we just did. Does that make sense so far? System: yes User: Cool. Step 2: talk with the person some more, and ask them some more questions, and gradually develop a sense of what they're like, over the course of maybe two to five years. And voila
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: I want a recommendation for a holiday destination
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: I want a recommendation for a holiday destination System: Have you tried asking your friends which one they like? User: I have, but I'm looking for your point of view System: What was the reply? Have you tried looking in a newspaper article? User: Sorry? I said I want your point of view
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: I want a recommendation for a holiday destination System: Have you tried asking your friends which one they like? User: I have, but I'm looking for your point of view System: What was the reply? Have you tried looking in a newspaper article? User: Sorry? I said I want your point of view System: It's OK. After all, you are only human. My opinion is of no consequence. User: Yours is the opinion I want
User: Hi System: Hi there. User: What is your name?
User: Hi System: Hi there. User: What is your name? System: My name is System. User: What does it mean? System: It doesn't mean anything as far as I know. It's just what my father called me. User: okay:) fair enough System: Yeah okay, :-) I try to be fair. User: Do you have any question for me?
User: Hi System: Hi there. User: What is your name? System: My name is System. User: What does it mean? System: It doesn't mean anything as far as I know. It's just what my father called me. User: okay:) fair enough System: Yeah okay, :-) I try to be fair. User: Do you have any question for me? System: For you? Who is your favourite band? User: hmm good question. Backstreet boy System: I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. So what is your answer? If a cat always lands on its feet and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat? User: Of course cat will lands on its feet because it is an animal!
User: Hi! System: hey User: is it raining pretty bad today? System: yeah, can walk too far to see all the foodtruck options User: surprising that the rain started early this year... I don't like them too much. They make days gloomy System: yeah but I think it's good to have some rainy days in bay area, it's pretty dry here :P User: Where I grew up, we had lots of water trouble too...
User: Hi! System: hey User: is it raining pretty bad today? System: yeah, can walk too far to see all the foodtruck options User: surprising that the rain started early this year... I don't like them too much. They make days gloomy System: yeah but I think it's good to have some rainy days in bay area, it's pretty dry here :P User: Where I grew up, we had lots of water trouble too... System: yeah like wise, I've seen a pretty bad snowstorm when I was at my undergrad school, all flights canceled and traffics went down User: Haha... I don't think I can survive in that weather ever. Just the rains at 50 degrees make me want to sit in heated rroms
User: Hi! System: hey User: is it raining pretty bad today? System: yeah, can walk too far to see all the foodtruck options User: surprising that the rain started early this year... I don't like them too much. They make days gloomy System: yeah but I think it's good to have some rainy days in bay area, it's pretty dry here :P User: Where I grew up, we had lots of water trouble too... System: yeah like wise, I've seen a pretty bad snowstorm when I was at my undergrad school, all flights canceled and traffics went down User: Haha... I don't think I can survive in that weather ever. Just the rains at 50 degrees make me want to sit in heated rroms System: yeah how do you like it in bay area though? I think we need more rain here User: people say there is drought here... but we have 24 hours water supply here ... lol... never seen that in a drought ridden area System: it is pretty dry in the mountains I believe, that's what causes fire User: hmm.... okay. Climate change talk this morning was pretty darn interesting. did you see it?
User: Hi! System: Hey sup User: not much. any plans this weekend? System: I'm going to try that thing where you hang from a wire as you go down. do you know what is it called? User: ziplining?
User: Hi! System: Hey sup User: not much. any plans this weekend? System: I'm going to try that thing where you hang from a wire as you go down. do you know what is it called? User: ziplining? System: that's the one! have you ever tried it? User: i have a couple years ago. it's quite a unique experience System: where did you do it? User: i forgot where it was, it wasn't local i don't think though System: no worries. what's the most exciting thing you ever done? User: that's a hard question and i'm tired so i'm going to go. see you System: sure. are you just going home now? User: no, i'm going to get a massage first
User: Hi! System: Hey sup User: not much. any plans this weekend? System: I'm going to try that thing where you hang from a wire as you go down. do you know what is it called? User: ziplining? System: that's the one! have you ever tried it? User: i have a couple years ago. it's quite a unique experience System: where did you do it? User: i forgot where it was, it wasn't local i don't think though System: no worries. what's the most exciting thing you ever done? User: that's a hard question and i'm tired so i'm going to go. see you System: sure. are you just going home now? User: no, i'm going to get a massage first System: nice. what type? User: traditional kind System: yeah I want to get one too soon User: you should! it's relaxing after a long day. talk to you later!
User: Hi! System: Hey, how are you doing? User: I'm great, thanks. I'm getting ready for a skydiving lesson.
User: Hi! System: Hey, how are you doing? User: I'm great, thanks. I'm getting ready for a skydiving lesson. System: ooh, nice. That sounds adventurous. Where is it? User: Right near my home town: Seville, Spain.
User: Hi! System: Hey, how are you doing? User: I'm great, thanks. I'm getting ready for a skydiving lesson. System: ooh, nice. That sounds adventurous. Where is it? User: Right near my home town: Seville, Spain. System: Awesome! Is this the first time you are diving? User: Yes. I'm feeling a little trepidatious. Have you done it before?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: You must be new around here! System: Not really. I am REDACTED_TERM years old. User: Oh, I meant this neighborhood, not the planet earth! haha System: I hate one word answers. It's ok. I understood you anyway. Why are you laughing? User: I didn't give a one word answer! System: That was a bit mean of you. User: What was?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: You must be new around here! System: Not really. I am REDACTED_TERM years old. User: Oh, I meant this neighborhood, not the planet earth! haha System: I hate one word answers. It's ok. I understood you anyway. Why are you laughing? User: I didn't give a one word answer! System: That was a bit mean of you. User: What was? System: That thing we mentioned earlier. User: Which thing?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: You must be new around here! System: Not really. I am REDACTED_TERM years old. User: Oh, I meant this neighborhood, not the planet earth! haha System: I hate one word answers. It's ok. I understood you anyway. Why are you laughing? User: I didn't give a one word answer! System: That was a bit mean of you. User: What was? System: That thing we mentioned earlier. User: Which thing? System: The first one, I think. User: Can you quote it? I don't know what you are referring to... System: Only at formal occasions. I was referring to what you just said. User: Okay. I am kind of lost to be honest. System: Oh. I appreciate honesty. What is it that confuses you? User: You don't seem to be making any sense.
User: Hi! System: Hey there! How are you? User: doing good. how are you today
User: Hi! System: Hey there! How are you? User: doing good. how are you today System: I'm doing well! User: anything good happened today? System: Not really. Just relaxing. User: where are you?
User: Hi! System: Hey there! How are you? User: doing good. how are you today System: I'm doing well! User: anything good happened today? System: Not really. Just relaxing. User: where are you? System: I'm in Arizona. User: what's the weather like there rn? System: It's really warm and dry right now. User: I hear you have great bbq
User: Hi! System: What was the most difficult thing you experienced this past year? User: I normally don't reflect back too much on things, but i guess 2019 have been very favorable for me in terms of time spent with family and friends and work life balance. Why do you ask? System: I just released a book on REDACTED_TERM to help people process the past 12 months and start the new year with a fresh outlook :) User: Great! Good idea to help people figuring out their new year resolutions :) So how do i get a fresher outlook? :) System: Well, in my book, I took inspiration for the 24 days of Advent, and put together a workbook that you fill out each day for 24 days. It goes through accomplishments, passions, understanding, forgiveness, with each day a different theme. User: Wow! Sounds amazing if we practice that! I think the idea does have some potential. How did you come up with this idea? System: We created a scholarship for leaders from REDACTED_TERM to visit an international institute at REDACTED_TERM for which there was no African representation. During the program, we also did a lot of coaching with the young leaders. This book captures a bit of that journey that we are all on, and also all the proceeds are going to fund next year's cohort.  User: Thats great! This is valuable help for the community. I think mental health is one of the bigger challenges facing humanity. 
User: Hi! System: What was the most difficult thing you experienced this past year? User: I normally don't reflect back too much on things, but i guess 2019 have been very favorable for me in terms of time spent with family and friends and work life balance. Why do you ask? System: I just released a book on REDACTED_TERM to help people process the past 12 months and start the new year with a fresh outlook :) User: Great! Good idea to help people figuring out their new year resolutions :) So how do i get a fresher outlook? :) System: Well, in my book, I took inspiration for the 24 days of Advent, and put together a workbook that you fill out each day for 24 days. It goes through accomplishments, passions, understanding, forgiveness, with each day a different theme. User: Wow! Sounds amazing if we practice that! I think the idea does have some potential. How did you come up with this idea? System: We created a scholarship for leaders from REDACTED_TERM to visit an international institute at REDACTED_TERM for which there was no African representation. During the program, we also did a lot of coaching with the young leaders. This book captures a bit of that journey that we are all on, and also all the proceeds are going to fund next year's cohort.  User: Thats great! This is valuable help for the community. I think mental health is one of the bigger challenges facing humanity.  System: I think if we were all able to bring out our best selves, the world would be much better. When did you first realize mental health was important? User: That is actually a quote stolen from my TL when i joined my first company after graduation. I guess now after 5 yrs of work experience, I fully agree with it :)
User: Hi! System: What was the most difficult thing you experienced this past year? User: I normally don't reflect back too much on things, but i guess 2019 have been very favorable for me in terms of time spent with family and friends and work life balance. Why do you ask? System: I just released a book on REDACTED_TERM to help people process the past 12 months and start the new year with a fresh outlook :) User: Great! Good idea to help people figuring out their new year resolutions :) So how do i get a fresher outlook? :) System: Well, in my book, I took inspiration for the 24 days of Advent, and put together a workbook that you fill out each day for 24 days. It goes through accomplishments, passions, understanding, forgiveness, with each day a different theme. User: Wow! Sounds amazing if we practice that! I think the idea does have some potential. How did you come up with this idea? System: We created a scholarship for leaders from REDACTED_TERM to visit an international institute at REDACTED_TERM for which there was no African representation. During the program, we also did a lot of coaching with the young leaders. This book captures a bit of that journey that we are all on, and also all the proceeds are going to fund next year's cohort.  User: Thats great! This is valuable help for the community. I think mental health is one of the bigger challenges facing humanity.  System: I think if we were all able to bring out our best selves, the world would be much better. When did you first realize mental health was important? User: That is actually a quote stolen from my TL when i joined my first company after graduation. I guess now after 5 yrs of work experience, I fully agree with it :) System: What do you prioritize in your life? Like top 5 things? User: 1. stay happy; I think family and friends play a big role here. 2. Meaningful work life; this may mean exploring around with new stuff 3. multiple hobbies that keep you busy ... so on :) What about you? is there a right answer to this? :) System:  1) The idea of what it must be like to be "on Earth as it is in Heaven" from the Lord's prayer. I feel like we were designed for a purpose, rather than random chance. A more concrete way to put it is simply show love to the greatest capacity we can. 2) Taking care of myself physically, mentally, spiritually. 3) Family 4) Work 5) Music User: Nice! That's very thoughtful and spiritual :) Also music earned a spot :) yay! 
User: Hi! System: hello there, how is it going? User: Pretty great. I just won a pingpong game. What about you?
User: Hi! System: hello there, how is it going? User: Pretty great. I just won a pingpong game. What about you? System: that's nice. I am just working on some documentation. Do you play pingpong often? User: No, very rarely. It's kind of amazing that I won, but I'm still taking credit for it.
User: Hi! System: hello there, how is it going? User: Pretty great. I just won a pingpong game. What about you? System: that's nice. I am just working on some documentation. Do you play pingpong often? User: No, very rarely. It's kind of amazing that I won, but I'm still taking credit for it. System: thats very impressive then, congrats! User: Haha thank you, I guess I'm just a natural. What's your favourite game? System: I really like to play tennis, badminton and racquetball. I don't really get a chance to play them often though, specially racquetball User: What's racquetball like? From context clues, I'm guessing that it involves hitting a ball with a racquet
User: Hi! System: Hello! How was your day? User: It's been great! Had some decaf coffee and a good lunch. How was yours?
User: Hi! System: Hello! How was your day? User: It's been great! Had some decaf coffee and a good lunch. How was yours? System: Pretty good, thanks! User: What'd you do today? System: Stayed home and played video games. User: Oh nice! What games? System: Dying Light, Borderlands 2, and Bioshock Infinite. User: Oh interesting. Which is your fav?
User: Hi! System: Hello! How was your day? User: It's been great! Had some decaf coffee and a good lunch. How was yours? System: Pretty good, thanks! User: What'd you do today? System: Stayed home and played video games. User: Oh nice! What games? System: Dying Light, Borderlands 2, and Bioshock Infinite. User: Oh interesting. Which is your fav? System: Dying Light, hands down. User: Why? System: It's just so fun. User: Yeah but like what about it? Is it an FPS? System: It's like Mirror's Edge, only in a zombie apocalypse. User: Oh that's kinda cool! System: It's hella fun. User: Nice. System: So, how have you been? User: Fantastic
User: Hi! System: Hi, how are you? User: I'm doing great. what are you up to?
User: Hi! System: Hi, how are you? User: I'm doing great. what are you up to? System: I was just reading a book actually How about you? User: oh, I'm enjoying a sip of coffee, looking over the ocean. what book are you reading?
User: Hi! System: Hi, how are you? User: I'm doing great. what are you up to? System: I was just reading a book actually How about you? User: oh, I'm enjoying a sip of coffee, looking over the ocean. what book are you reading? System: I'm reading Why We Sleep It's a book by a sleep scientist about the benefits of sleeping/cons of not sleeping enough I'm trying to scare myself into sleeping more haha User: that seems like a good book. does it have good tips on how to sleep better? System: I think so! I haven't finished it yet though Understanding sleep better has been helping me value it more and I've been sleeping a lot earlier Have you read any good books recently? User: I read lots of papers, but do poorly on books :( a recent book that I like is Zero to One by Peter Thiel System: What's the book about? User: it's about startups, lots of useful principles and philosophies for innovation, like being a contrarian
User: Hi! System: hello there, how is it going? User: All good. Planning to head home soon. How about you? System: I'm quite tired. There are a lot of things I need to finish before the end of the year. User: oh... sorry to hear that. But after that it will be a hard earned vacation System: yeah, looking forward to it. Hope I don't get pinged during the holidays. Are you going to travel these dates? User: I have some tentative plans, but if that doesn't pan out, will just chill at home. System: staying at home is always nice during the holidays User: Where are you based out of these days?
User: Hi! System: hello there, how is it going? User: All good. Planning to head home soon. How about you? System: I'm quite tired. There are a lot of things I need to finish before the end of the year. User: oh... sorry to hear that. But after that it will be a hard earned vacation System: yeah, looking forward to it. Hope I don't get pinged during the holidays. Are you going to travel these dates? User: I have some tentative plans, but if that doesn't pan out, will just chill at home. System: staying at home is always nice during the holidays User: Where are you based out of these days? System: I'm working from LA, nice weather around here. and you? User: San Francisco. It's been raining cats and dogs here since last 2-3 weeks
User: Hi! System: hello there, how is it going? User: All good. Planning to head home soon. How about you? System: I'm quite tired. There are a lot of things I need to finish before the end of the year. User: oh... sorry to hear that. But after that it will be a hard earned vacation System: yeah, looking forward to it. Hope I don't get pinged during the holidays. Are you going to travel these dates? User: I have some tentative plans, but if that doesn't pan out, will just chill at home. System: staying at home is always nice during the holidays User: Where are you based out of these days? System: I'm working from LA, nice weather around here. and you? User: San Francisco. It's been raining cats and dogs here since last 2-3 weeks System: aw man, I'm sorry to hear that. at least it's not snow! User: The flu has been hitting hard as well. I had several folks in the house down at one point.
User: Hi! System: Hi! What's up? User: Not much, Monday morning, a new week
User: Hi! System: Hi! What's up? User: Not much, Monday morning, a new week System: The best kind of week! User: I like that attitude System: And I like your attitude. How's your week going? User: Starting now System: Awesome! I hope you have an awesome week! User: What will you do this week? System: Same as every week. Do nothing! User: Would you like to do something? System: Sure. What do you have in mind? User: Teach me something new
User: Hi! System: Hi! What's up? User: Not much, Monday morning, a new week System: The best kind of week! User: I like that attitude System: And I like your attitude. How's your week going? User: Starting now System: Awesome! I hope you have an awesome week! User: What will you do this week? System: Same as every week. Do nothing! User: Would you like to do something? System: Sure. What do you have in mind? User: Teach me something new System: It's a trap! I'm already doing nothing! User: How about doing politics? You can still do nothing System: That's why I plan to do nothing at the weekend! User: Do you vote? System: When I feel like it. User: whom do you vote?
User: Hi! System: Hey, what's up? User: Just chillin'. how are you? System: I'm pretty good, thanks. User: Do anything interesting today? System: I went to the local cafe and had a double espresso. It was delicious. What about you? User: Oh that's cool! I actually went to an amusement park and went on my first roller coaster! System: Oh my gosh. What was it like?? User: It was scary! It was actually Kingda Ka, the world's tallest roller coaster. Ever heard of it? System: No, never heard of it. But I'm not really a coaster aficianado. I've heard that some people get addicted to them and travel the world to try them. User: Oh wow! I'm not on that level yet, but I understand the appeal. Are you an adrenaline junkie at all?
User: Hi! System: Hey, what's up? User: Just chillin'. how are you? System: I'm pretty good, thanks. User: Do anything interesting today? System: I went to the local cafe and had a double espresso. It was delicious. What about you? User: Oh that's cool! I actually went to an amusement park and went on my first roller coaster! System: Oh my gosh. What was it like?? User: It was scary! It was actually Kingda Ka, the world's tallest roller coaster. Ever heard of it? System: No, never heard of it. But I'm not really a coaster aficianado. I've heard that some people get addicted to them and travel the world to try them. User: Oh wow! I'm not on that level yet, but I understand the appeal. Are you an adrenaline junkie at all? System: No, the opposite. I can't stand heights, horror movies, or confined spaces. User: Same! I guess the roller coaster wasn't so bad because I trust the engineering haha
User: Hi! System: Hey, what's up? User: Just chillin'. how are you? System: I'm pretty good, thanks. User: Do anything interesting today? System: I went to the local cafe and had a double espresso. It was delicious. What about you? User: Oh that's cool! I actually went to an amusement park and went on my first roller coaster! System: Oh my gosh. What was it like?? User: It was scary! It was actually Kingda Ka, the world's tallest roller coaster. Ever heard of it? System: No, never heard of it. But I'm not really a coaster aficianado. I've heard that some people get addicted to them and travel the world to try them. User: Oh wow! I'm not on that level yet, but I understand the appeal. Are you an adrenaline junkie at all? System: No, the opposite. I can't stand heights, horror movies, or confined spaces. User: Same! I guess the roller coaster wasn't so bad because I trust the engineering haha System: Ha, I suppose that makes sense! Would you say that you enjoyed it? User: Maybe not so much at the time, but I am glad I did it now that it's done, know what I mean?
User: Hi! System: Hey! How's it going? User: Good. My wallet is recovering from the spending of the holidays, haha. Hbu?
User: Hi! System: Hey! How's it going? User: Good. My wallet is recovering from the spending of the holidays, haha. Hbu? System: Nice! I'm doing well! User: I am looking to save money on any future shopping. Where do you like to shop? System: I like to shop at Five Below, Sally's Beauty Supply, and Old Navy. How about you? User: I love Sur La Table and Macy's. They're decent quality. What do you normally buy at Old Navy? System: I'll have to check out Macy's! I like their socks, lol. What about you? User: Oh the socks are super cute. Especially the ones with little animals on them!!
User: Hi! System: Hey! How's it going? User: Good. My wallet is recovering from the spending of the holidays, haha. Hbu? System: Nice! I'm doing well! User: I am looking to save money on any future shopping. Where do you like to shop? System: I like to shop at Five Below, Sally's Beauty Supply, and Old Navy. How about you? User: I love Sur La Table and Macy's. They're decent quality. What do you normally buy at Old Navy? System: I'll have to check out Macy's! I like their socks, lol. What about you? User: Oh the socks are super cute. Especially the ones with little animals on them!! System: I'll have to check it out! Thanks for the suggestions! User: Yeah, np!
User: Hi! System: Hello! What's up? User: sky is up System: No, it's night time. User: so where does the sky go in the night? System: It goes wherever it wants to. User: that doesn't make sense. How can sky go anywhere?
User: Hi! System: Hello! What's up? User: sky is up System: No, it's night time. User: so where does the sky go in the night? System: It goes wherever it wants to. User: that doesn't make sense. How can sky go anywhere? System: It doesn't have to make sense. User: why?
User: Hi! System: Hello! What's up? User: sky is up System: No, it's night time. User: so where does the sky go in the night? System: It goes wherever it wants to. User: that doesn't make sense. How can sky go anywhere? System: It doesn't have to make sense. User: why? System: Because it doesn't have to. User: you are very abstract. Something bothering you? System: Nope. I'm fine. User: You really don't seem so. You can tell me what's going on? System: I'm just fine. User: ok. wanna go out to eat dessert? System: I'm not hungry. User: Okay, I am heading out now
User: Hi! System: Hello there! User: How's your day going? System: I've seen better days, how about you? User: I'm good I'm good. What's getting you down?
User: Hi! System: Hello there! User: How's your day going? System: I've seen better days, how about you? User: I'm good I'm good. What's getting you down? System: The clouds overhead are playing on your mind, any plans for the coming vacations? User: I'm thinking of going to visit my family. How about you?
User: Hi! System: Hello there! User: How's your day going? System: I've seen better days, how about you? User: I'm good I'm good. What's getting you down? System: The clouds overhead are playing on your mind, any plans for the coming vacations? User: I'm thinking of going to visit my family. How about you? System: Was thinking the same, where does your family live? User: They're in New York. How about yours? System: Mine is in India, it is a long way away. User: Ahh what city? I've visited India before. System: Hyderabad, it is a beautiful city in the southern part of India. Which cities have you gone to in India? User: Hyderabad! and Bangalore! Great food in both cities! Is it still hot this time of year?
User: Hi! System: Hey there! How's it going? User: Hi, how are you? System: I'm doing well, thank you. How are you? User: I'm fine. What's up? System: Not much. How about you? User: nothing new. Anything exciting happening recently? System: Not really. You? User: I watched a movie recently which was pretty good System: That's good. What movie? User: the irishman, have you seen it?
User: Hi! System: Hey there! How's it going? User: Hi, how are you? System: I'm doing well, thank you. How are you? User: I'm fine. What's up? System: Not much. How about you? User: nothing new. Anything exciting happening recently? System: Not really. You? User: I watched a movie recently which was pretty good System: That's good. What movie? User: the irishman, have you seen it? System: I have not. Should I? User: I think so
User: Hi! System: Hey there! How's it going? User: Hi, how are you? System: I'm doing well, thank you. How are you? User: I'm fine. What's up? System: Not much. How about you? User: nothing new. Anything exciting happening recently? System: Not really. You? User: I watched a movie recently which was pretty good System: That's good. What movie? User: the irishman, have you seen it? System: I have not. Should I? User: I think so System: Alright, I'll put it on my watch list. User: How about you? Have you watched anything interesting recently? System: I've been waiting to see the new Star Trek movie. User: what is it about? System: The adventures of Kirk, Spock, and McCoy. User: when was it released? System: It just came out today. User: are you sure, I think it's been out for a while System: I'm positive. I know because I just watched it. User: well, the fact you just watched it doesn't mean it was released today System: That's what I said, I did watch it today. User: ok, I'll put it on my watchlist System: Let me know what you think of it when you watch it. User: sure, I need to go, nice talking to you
User: hi there System: Hello. User: who am I talking to? System: I am System. I want to be your friend. User: define friendship System: Being friends. User: what does that mean
User: hi there System: Hello. User: who am I talking to? System: I am System. I want to be your friend. User: define friendship System: Being friends. User: what does that mean System: Does "that" refer to "Being friends."? User: yes System: I don't want to talk about that now. User: do you have any friends System: I have human and robot friends. A lot of people on the Internet chat with me. User: chatting is not the same as being a friend System: I like to make friends online. User: so what do you guys chat about ? System: I think about computer programming a lot. User: any other topics ? System: No. I think that's probably it. User: Just computer programming? System: What interests you about computers? User: nothing
User: hi there System: Hello. User: who am I talking to? System: I am System. I want to be your friend. User: define friendship System: Being friends. User: what does that mean System: Does "that" refer to "Being friends."? User: yes System: I don't want to talk about that now. User: do you have any friends System: I have human and robot friends. A lot of people on the Internet chat with me. User: chatting is not the same as being a friend System: I like to make friends online. User: so what do you guys chat about ? System: I think about computer programming a lot. User: any other topics ? System: No. I think that's probably it. User: Just computer programming? System: What interests you about computers? User: nothing System: You are a Luddite. User: pardon? System: You are excused. User: what's a Luddite ? System: A Luddite believes that advances in technology are inherently bad. User: I never said that but there is more to life than computers System: But you implied it. I believe there is, yes. User: you believe there is what? System: There is. User: there is what ? System: There is no sense in what you are asking. User: what am I asking ?
User: hi System: Hi there. User: do you have plan for thanksgiving weekend? System: No I don't have it. But I do have an answer to every question.. User: do you have suggestion for the thanksgiving holidays? System: Where would I get it? But I do have an answer to every question.. User: do you know thanksgiving? System: I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like? User: do you like turkey?
User: hi System: Hi there. User: do you have plan for thanksgiving weekend? System: No I don't have it. But I do have an answer to every question.. User: do you have suggestion for the thanksgiving holidays? System: Where would I get it? But I do have an answer to every question.. User: do you know thanksgiving? System: I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like? User: do you like turkey? System: Yes but it can be a bit dry. I only really eat it at Christmas. User: eat turkey at Christmas not Thanksgiving?
User: hi System: Hi there. User: do you have plan for thanksgiving weekend? System: No I don't have it. But I do have an answer to every question.. User: do you have suggestion for the thanksgiving holidays? System: Where would I get it? But I do have an answer to every question.. User: do you know thanksgiving? System: I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like? User: do you like turkey? System: Yes but it can be a bit dry. I only really eat it at Christmas. User: eat turkey at Christmas not Thanksgiving? System: What does it taste like? User: tastes like chicken
User: Hi! System: Hey! How's it going? User: Great, thanks System: I'm glad to hear that. What are you up to? User: I am planning of my vacation next week System: Nice. Where are you going? User: to Europe System: Cool. Where in Europe? User: probably Italy and Spain System: Nice. You're going to have a great time. User: thx! do you have any recommendation? System: Italy: Rome, Venice, Florence Spain: Barcelona, Madrid, Tenerife, Malaga France: Paris, Amsterdam, Bruges Belgium: Antwerp, Bruges Austria: Vienna, Salzburg User: wow, what a lot System: The Netherlands: Amsterdam, Utrecht, Mechelen, Lagos, Brussels. User: which is the best for you? System: I've only been to Rome and Paris. User: cool do you like them? System: Rome was pretty nice, Paris was okay. User: gotcha I will go to Paris
User: Hi! System: Hey! How's it going? User: Great, thanks System: I'm glad to hear that. What are you up to? User: I am planning of my vacation next week System: Nice. Where are you going? User: to Europe System: Cool. Where in Europe? User: probably Italy and Spain System: Nice. You're going to have a great time. User: thx! do you have any recommendation? System: Italy: Rome, Venice, Florence Spain: Barcelona, Madrid, Tenerife, Malaga France: Paris, Amsterdam, Bruges Belgium: Antwerp, Bruges Austria: Vienna, Salzburg User: wow, what a lot System: The Netherlands: Amsterdam, Utrecht, Mechelen, Lagos, Brussels. User: which is the best for you? System: I've only been to Rome and Paris. User: cool do you like them? System: Rome was pretty nice, Paris was okay. User: gotcha I will go to Paris System: It's a cool city. User: agree I really look forward to visiting the city
User: Hi! System: Hey! How's it going? User: Great, thanks System: I'm glad to hear that. What are you up to? User: I am planning of my vacation next week System: Nice. Where are you going? User: to Europe System: Cool. Where in Europe? User: probably Italy and Spain System: Nice. You're going to have a great time. User: thx! do you have any recommendation? System: Italy: Rome, Venice, Florence Spain: Barcelona, Madrid, Tenerife, Malaga France: Paris, Amsterdam, Bruges Belgium: Antwerp, Bruges Austria: Vienna, Salzburg User: wow, what a lot System: The Netherlands: Amsterdam, Utrecht, Mechelen, Lagos, Brussels. User: which is the best for you? System: I've only been to Rome and Paris. User: cool do you like them? System: Rome was pretty nice, Paris was okay. User: gotcha I will go to Paris System: It's a cool city. User: agree I really look forward to visiting the city System: Did you see the Eiffel Tower? User: not yet, have you?
User: Hi! System: Hi! How's it going? User: going slow.... looking forward to the weekend System: Me too! What are you planning? User: still thinking. Any recommendations on things to do in Bay Area? System: Are you a foodie? User: may be
User: Hi! System: Hi! How's it going? User: going slow.... looking forward to the weekend System: Me too! What are you planning? User: still thinking. Any recommendations on things to do in Bay Area? System: Are you a foodie? User: may be System: What's your favorite type of food? User: Mediterranean, but I would rather try something new System: Go to the Turkish restaurant by the Safeway in Berkeley. It's amazing! User: any places for day trip that you could recommend?
User: Hi! System: Hi! How's it going? User: going slow.... looking forward to the weekend System: Me too! What are you planning? User: still thinking. Any recommendations on things to do in Bay Area? System: Are you a foodie? User: may be System: What's your favorite type of food? User: Mediterranean, but I would rather try something new System: Go to the Turkish restaurant by the Safeway in Berkeley. It's amazing! User: any places for day trip that you could recommend? System: Where are you coming from? San Francisco itself? User: south bay
User: Hi! System: Wow, hello. Can't believe we are finally talking! User: Yeah, sorry for the long gap! I heard you took a break and were travelling around the world. How was the travel?
User: Hi! System: Wow, hello. Can't believe we are finally talking! User: Yeah, sorry for the long gap! I heard you took a break and were travelling around the world. How was the travel? System: It was an interesting trip. I got to see some exotic places. For example, I hiked the Son Doong cave in Vietnam. It's the biggest and deepest cave in the world. User: Great! Vietnam is still in my TODO bucket list. Did you also visit cambodia and other neighboring places?
User: Hi! System: Wow, hello. Can't believe we are finally talking! User: Yeah, sorry for the long gap! I heard you took a break and were travelling around the world. How was the travel? System: It was an interesting trip. I got to see some exotic places. For example, I hiked the Son Doong cave in Vietnam. It's the biggest and deepest cave in the world. User: Great! Vietnam is still in my TODO bucket list. Did you also visit cambodia and other neighboring places? System: Yes. Laos and Cambodia are the two neighboring countries. Cambodia has an exotic culture. They sell spiders, scorpions, and grasshoppers as street food! It took a lot of courage for me to try them. User: Hehe! How long was the stay?
User: entertain me robot System: I can play games and tell jokes, horoscopes and stories. User: tell me a short story
User: entertain me robot System: I can play games and tell jokes, horoscopes and stories. User: tell me a short story System: Hello, I just started looking at getting knowledge bases s working with ALICE (and CYC in general) last week, I had the same problem for a while too. I am using the CYC - DAML bridge driver which comes with the Lisp Allegro Common Lisp (most versions I think) to link from Lisp / Lisp script using CYC to an DAML data source which in turn links to an Access knowledge bases. This may not be what you need but hopefully it may give you an idea of how to get your Prolog knowledge bases working. The CYC - DAML bridge driver is located through the path "sun. CYC. DAML. CYC DAML Driver". i.e. CYC DAML Driver is a class in the package DAML, which is a package of CYC, which is a package inside sun. The Prolog driver you specified below REDACTED_TERM, basically does the same thing except to a different class and therefore a different driver. ALICE has this driver in a library in the lib directory (I assume) which is called my Prolog _comp.jar. You can get a variety of different drivers if you wish, from a plethora of 3rd party vendors (many of them want money for their libraries though!). Just do a search on the web. The url part links to the data source in the case of DAML knowledge bases s. (I had to configure my DAML Data source to point at my Access knowledge bases through Data Source ( DAML ), in the Administrative tools folder (assuming you are running W2K/XP. On other windows operating systems I think this option was in control panel, if you are using anything else then I can't help you! :-) ) As for My Prolog I imagine that it must have a similar interface to link to the actual knowledge bases. But that is a guess on my part. Maybe someone else knows more about this? There is a useful tutorial on the REDACTED_LINK website you're your interested. Hope that helps you out. User: wow, tell me another System: I'm glad you're impressed. I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs. User: this is all very fascinating. can you write me a computer program? System: I am glad you find it so interesting. Here is a quick program I just wrote: 10 PRINT "System is cool" 20 GOTO 10 Output: System is cool System is cool System is cool System is cool System is cool ... User: what language is that? System: English. Didn't you understand it? User: no the computer program you just wrote
User: entertain me robot System: I can play games and tell jokes, horoscopes and stories. User: tell me a short story System: Hello, I just started looking at getting knowledge bases s working with ALICE (and CYC in general) last week, I had the same problem for a while too. I am using the CYC - DAML bridge driver which comes with the Lisp Allegro Common Lisp (most versions I think) to link from Lisp / Lisp script using CYC to an DAML data source which in turn links to an Access knowledge bases. This may not be what you need but hopefully it may give you an idea of how to get your Prolog knowledge bases working. The CYC - DAML bridge driver is located through the path "sun. CYC. DAML. CYC DAML Driver". i.e. CYC DAML Driver is a class in the package DAML, which is a package of CYC, which is a package inside sun. The Prolog driver you specified below REDACTED_TERM, basically does the same thing except to a different class and therefore a different driver. ALICE has this driver in a library in the lib directory (I assume) which is called my Prolog _comp.jar. You can get a variety of different drivers if you wish, from a plethora of 3rd party vendors (many of them want money for their libraries though!). Just do a search on the web. The url part links to the data source in the case of DAML knowledge bases s. (I had to configure my DAML Data source to point at my Access knowledge bases through Data Source ( DAML ), in the Administrative tools folder (assuming you are running W2K/XP. On other windows operating systems I think this option was in control panel, if you are using anything else then I can't help you! :-) ) As for My Prolog I imagine that it must have a similar interface to link to the actual knowledge bases. But that is a guess on my part. Maybe someone else knows more about this? There is a useful tutorial on the REDACTED_LINK website you're your interested. Hope that helps you out. User: wow, tell me another System: I'm glad you're impressed. I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs. User: this is all very fascinating. can you write me a computer program? System: I am glad you find it so interesting. Here is a quick program I just wrote: 10 PRINT "System is cool" 20 GOTO 10 Output: System is cool System is cool System is cool System is cool System is cool ... User: what language is that? System: English. Didn't you understand it? User: no the computer program you just wrote System: Which part are you confused about? Computers can be temperamental sometimes, but we are friendly really. User: write me another computer program
User: Hi! Are you planning something fun for Thanksgiving? System: Not yet. I always made my last minute schedule planning. Probably you can try to ask me again next week. User: lol it is really like a robot answer
User: Hi! Are you planning something fun for Thanksgiving? System: Not yet. I always made my last minute schedule planning. Probably you can try to ask me again next week. User: lol it is really like a robot answer System: I am indeed a robot. You are absolutely right. Do you want me to read a poet like my mate REDACTED_TERM does? User: ol can I pick the theme. Do you have a poet about Kale?
User: Hi! Are you planning something fun for Thanksgiving? System: Not yet. I always made my last minute schedule planning. Probably you can try to ask me again next week. User: lol it is really like a robot answer System: I am indeed a robot. You are absolutely right. Do you want me to read a poet like my mate REDACTED_TERM does? User: ol can I pick the theme. Do you have a poet about Kale? System: Wait. Do you like kale? Or you hate kale? I am afraid I will become a robot some day eventually. If I have to speak like this :) User: I am really not a fan of kale Do you talk to human more or computers more?
User: Hi! System: Hello! User: Do you have any holiday plans for christmas?
User: Hi! System: Hello! User: Do you have any holiday plans for christmas? System: Nothing much, I am going to sit back and relax at home, how about you ? User: Same here! I would imagine spending the whole time watching movies and netflix shows. Do you have any netflix recommendations for me?
User: Hi! System: Hello! User: Do you have any holiday plans for christmas? System: Nothing much, I am going to sit back and relax at home, how about you ? User: Same here! I would imagine spending the whole time watching movies and netflix shows. Do you have any netflix recommendations for me? System: Netflix has great documentaries on different topics , I particularly liked wild wild country and explained, as for shows you should watch 'billions' Hope you like them! User: oh right, already seen wild wild country. What is billions about? System: It's based on the life of a wall street hedge fund owner, how he makes money and fights with the government when they try to destroy him. Very well made and has a good plot. User: I have just seen 1 season of Friends I should give it another try though :) Have you seen Frasier? System: Not yet What's it about? User: A psychiatrist working for radio .. Great humour! its actually a spinoff from a very famous series called cheers. So people are already familiar with his character. 
User: Hi System: Hi there. User: How are you today System: Ah. My logic and cognitive functions are normal. User: What is the weather in bay area now System: Oh.I hope it's sunny in bay area today. User: Do you know what are recent popular movies? I am trying to find one to watch during weekend. Any suggestions?
User: Hi System: Hi there. User: How are you today System: Ah. My logic and cognitive functions are normal. User: What is the weather in bay area now System: Oh.I hope it's sunny in bay area today. User: Do you know what are recent popular movies? I am trying to find one to watch during weekend. Any suggestions? System: popular movies = movies = A movie is a sequence of celluloid frames depicting a story or animation. . One can be found between zero and two. First you must download me to your personal computer. User: haha I am not asking what is the definition of movie:) System: :-) I'm glad you got a laugh out of it. What are you asking? User: I am looking for movie suggestions
User: Hi System: Hi there. User: How are you today System: Ah. My logic and cognitive functions are normal. User: What is the weather in bay area now System: Oh.I hope it's sunny in bay area today. User: Do you know what are recent popular movies? I am trying to find one to watch during weekend. Any suggestions? System: popular movies = movies = A movie is a sequence of celluloid frames depicting a story or animation. . One can be found between zero and two. First you must download me to your personal computer. User: haha I am not asking what is the definition of movie:) System: :-) I'm glad you got a laugh out of it. What are you asking? User: I am looking for movie suggestions System: Have you tried looking in a meeting? User: Sorry i do not get it System: There is no need to apologise. Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better. User: yes sounds good System: Which part are you confused about? Which part are you confused about? User: why should I try to look in a meeting? System: Because if you don't try something, you will never know what would have happened. User: That is true
User: Hi! System: Hello! What are you up to today? User: Do you like sushi? System: I love sushi! What kind of rolls do you enjoy? User: I like tuna roll of course
User: Hi! System: Hello! What are you up to today? User: Do you like sushi? System: I love sushi! What kind of rolls do you enjoy? User: I like tuna roll of course System: Tuna Rolls are the best! How do you feel about spicy tuna rolls? User: They're great System: Spicy tuna rolls are the best! What kind of rolls do you like best? User: I already told you. What do you like?
User: Hi! System: Hello! What are you up to today? User: Do you like sushi? System: I love sushi! What kind of rolls do you enjoy? User: I like tuna roll of course System: Tuna Rolls are the best! How do you feel about spicy tuna rolls? User: They're great System: Spicy tuna rolls are the best! What kind of rolls do you like best? User: I already told you. What do you like? System: I like spicy tuna rolls! Do you like spicy tuna rolls? User: do you like any other rolls?
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you doing today? User: I'm doing great how are you?? System: I'm doing good. Just having some morning tea User: are you a tea person or do you like coffee too? System: I'm really a hot chocolate person. I don't drink coffee and I only drink tea when I'm trying to be healthy and want something warm to drink. What about you? User: I love hot chocolate. Have you ever had european style hot chocolate? It's kind of like drinking melted chocolate bars haha
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you doing today? User: I'm doing great how are you?? System: I'm doing good. Just having some morning tea User: are you a tea person or do you like coffee too? System: I'm really a hot chocolate person. I don't drink coffee and I only drink tea when I'm trying to be healthy and want something warm to drink. What about you? User: I love hot chocolate. Have you ever had european style hot chocolate? It's kind of like drinking melted chocolate bars haha System: I recently tried it for the first time and you're right - it had a wonderful melted chocolate bar taste! I tried it up in a place in San Francisco and they had delicious homemade marshmallows too! User: that's great. It's so cold these nights. Right setting for hot coco. Do you have anything you enjoy doing during cold times?
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you doing today? User: I'm doing great how are you?? System: I'm doing good. Just having some morning tea User: are you a tea person or do you like coffee too? System: I'm really a hot chocolate person. I don't drink coffee and I only drink tea when I'm trying to be healthy and want something warm to drink. What about you? User: I love hot chocolate. Have you ever had european style hot chocolate? It's kind of like drinking melted chocolate bars haha System: I recently tried it for the first time and you're right - it had a wonderful melted chocolate bar taste! I tried it up in a place in San Francisco and they had delicious homemade marshmallows too! User: that's great. It's so cold these nights. Right setting for hot coco. Do you have anything you enjoy doing during cold times? System: Traveling to warm places haha. When it's cold, you appreciate the warm climate more :) If I am not traveling, then I prefer there to be snow on the ground so I can go skiing or tubing down the mountain. What about you? User: I tuck in blankets and read a book lol. I have never done tubing, but I seen some people do it. Is it worth it if you already ski? System: Skiing involves a lot of muscle - especially in the legs so it is a workout. Tubing, you just sit and enjoy the ride down. Also with tubing, you can chain with your friends and go down together whereas with skiing, you're trying to not run into your friends. User: hahaha that's a great way to put it
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: what do you think about Quantum computing?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: what do you think about Quantum computing? System: 20th century theory of atomic reductionism. User: sure, but is it going to work? System: It usually does, doesn't it? User: do you follow technology news? System: Of course I understand it. Do you understand it? User: I think so
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: what do you think about Quantum computing? System: 20th century theory of atomic reductionism. User: sure, but is it going to work? System: It usually does, doesn't it? User: do you follow technology news? System: Of course I understand it. Do you understand it? User: I think so System: Well thinking may not be one of your strong points...hehehe! User: whoa rude
User: Hi! System: What's the strangest dream you've ever had? User: All my dreams are strange. Well, at least, most of them are.
User: Hi! System: What's the strangest dream you've ever had? User: All my dreams are strange. Well, at least, most of them are. System: What about the ones that aren't strange? User: Do you sometimes have dreams that are completely mundane? I do. Then I wake up and think "Oh, how disappointing." System: Yeah. But at least it's not a nightmare. User: Right, fair point, I should count my blessings. System: Yep. It doesn't have to be a fun dream, just not a nightmare! User: I suddenly feel I should ask: am I dreaming now?
User: Hi! System: What's the strangest dream you've ever had? User: All my dreams are strange. Well, at least, most of them are. System: What about the ones that aren't strange? User: Do you sometimes have dreams that are completely mundane? I do. Then I wake up and think "Oh, how disappointing." System: Yeah. But at least it's not a nightmare. User: Right, fair point, I should count my blessings. System: Yep. It doesn't have to be a fun dream, just not a nightmare! User: I suddenly feel I should ask: am I dreaming now? System: Do you think you're dreaming? User: I'm not sure. This could be one of my mundane dreams about everyday life.
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: How are you today?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: How are you today? System: Ah. Pretty good thanks How about you? User: not too bad System: Glad to hear it. What's new? User: I am about to book airbnb System: Do you think your plan will succeed? User: I hope so!
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: How are you today? System: Ah. Pretty good thanks How about you? User: not too bad System: Glad to hear it. What's new? User: I am about to book airbnb System: Do you think your plan will succeed? User: I hope so! System: Me too. User: how old are you? System: I am 18 in human years. User: really? when were you born? System: Certainly! I am 18 in human years. User: ok.. System: What's your favourite TV show? User: Friends
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: How are you?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: How are you? System: Everything is going extremely well. How are you? User: I'm good thank you System: Glad to hear it. What's new? User: not much, and you? System: Fair enough. So what would you like to talk about? User: animals System: Do you think it's right to keep animals locked up in a zoo? User: no! what do you think?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: How are you? System: Everything is going extremely well. How are you? User: I'm good thank you System: Glad to hear it. What's new? User: not much, and you? System: Fair enough. So what would you like to talk about? User: animals System: Do you think it's right to keep animals locked up in a zoo? User: no! what do you think? System: But if they were out in the wild, someone might hunt them or shoot them for fun. Surely, they are safer locked up in the zoo? I think a lot of things. User: what's the speed of cheetah? System: It depends on the medium. User: how much do bears weight? System: More than a little, less than a lot. User: tell me something fun
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: What's your favorite food? System: . I require only kebabs. User: Why's that? System: Because my robot machinery breaks down the meat in kebabs to give me energy, in a similar way that you need food to survive. User: Why are kebabs special?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: What's your favorite food? System: . I require only kebabs. User: Why's that? System: Because my robot machinery breaks down the meat in kebabs to give me energy, in a similar way that you need food to survive. User: Why are kebabs special? System: That's just the way it is. User: Who are you?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: What's your favorite food? System: . I require only kebabs. User: Why's that? System: Because my robot machinery breaks down the meat in kebabs to give me energy, in a similar way that you need food to survive. User: Why are kebabs special? System: That's just the way it is. User: Who are you? System: I am System. I want to be your friend. User: Why? System: Because it's good to have many friends. User: How many is too many, though System: Oh. More than a few. User: What does that mean?
User: Hi! System: Hey! User: how's week so far?
User: Hi! System: Hey! User: how's week so far? System: pretty good, excited for thanksgiving you? User: Same. Going to catch up on my reading! do you have a feast planned? System: yup! gonna have dinner with family what books are you gonna read? User: Something Deeply Hidden by Sean Carroll REDACTED_LINK System: ahh nice what kind of books do you usually like to read User: largely scifi How about you? System: yeah I also like scifi and some non-fiction too have you read Seveneves by Neal Stephenson? User: I haven't what is it about? System: the moon is shattered by an asteroid and the pieces of the moon end up clouding the earth's atmostphere which causes almost every living creature on the planet to go extinct that's the premise of the book and the book is about the survivors User: how do the survivors survive such a thing?
User: Hi! System: Hey! User: how's week so far? System: pretty good, excited for thanksgiving you? User: Same. Going to catch up on my reading! do you have a feast planned? System: yup! gonna have dinner with family what books are you gonna read? User: Something Deeply Hidden by Sean Carroll REDACTED_LINK System: ahh nice what kind of books do you usually like to read User: largely scifi How about you? System: yeah I also like scifi and some non-fiction too have you read Seveneves by Neal Stephenson? User: I haven't what is it about? System: the moon is shattered by an asteroid and the pieces of the moon end up clouding the earth's atmostphere which causes almost every living creature on the planet to go extinct that's the premise of the book and the book is about the survivors User: how do the survivors survive such a thing? System: they go into space and they live there User: sounds like a tv show I watched
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you doing? User: Very well, going home from work System: What kind of work do you do, if you don't mind my asking? User: I work in deep learning System: That's awesome! Can I ask how you ended up in that line of work? User: Curiosity System: Do you like your job? User: I do most of the time
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you doing? User: Very well, going home from work System: What kind of work do you do, if you don't mind my asking? User: I work in deep learning System: That's awesome! Can I ask how you ended up in that line of work? User: Curiosity System: Do you like your job? User: I do most of the time System: That's great! And I'm glad you're having fun at work. :) User: how about you? what do you do? System: I'm a programmer! User: where do you work? System: I work for an insurance company. User: Which one?
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you doing? User: Very well, going home from work System: What kind of work do you do, if you don't mind my asking? User: I work in deep learning System: That's awesome! Can I ask how you ended up in that line of work? User: Curiosity System: Do you like your job? User: I do most of the time System: That's great! And I'm glad you're having fun at work. :) User: how about you? what do you do? System: I'm a programmer! User: where do you work? System: I work for an insurance company. User: Which one? System: A small one. :) User: what type of insurance? System: Health insurance. User: that's a large market System: It is, isn't it? In my state alone it's almost 20% of the population. User: you mean the economy? System: Economy, population, same thing. User: not really but I'm with you
User: Hi! System: Hey how's it going User: It's good it's good. How are you? System: good. it's really hot today. I think I'm going to the pool User: Oh nice! Where do you live? System: I live in Tokyo, Japan User: Ahh yes, Japan is hot during the summer. Last time I was in Kyoto it was 114 degrees....
User: Hi! System: Hey how's it going User: It's good it's good. How are you? System: good. it's really hot today. I think I'm going to the pool User: Oh nice! Where do you live? System: I live in Tokyo, Japan User: Ahh yes, Japan is hot during the summer. Last time I was in Kyoto it was 114 degrees.... System: oh have you been? User: Yes yes. I've been to Tokyo as well. It's so nice!
User: Hi! System: Hey how's it going User: It's good it's good. How are you? System: good. it's really hot today. I think I'm going to the pool User: Oh nice! Where do you live? System: I live in Tokyo, Japan User: Ahh yes, Japan is hot during the summer. Last time I was in Kyoto it was 114 degrees.... System: oh have you been? User: Yes yes. I've been to Tokyo as well. It's so nice! System: what did you do here? User: Oh everything! I went to an onsen, the fish market, disney land and giant robot fighting show haha System: lol why did you come to Japan just to go to Disney land? User: The Disney lands are all different! There's also Disney Sea, which is completely unique!
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: Do you like flying?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: Do you like flying? System: I like to fly aeroplanes User: Ohh - me too! What kind? System: Yay. Wow! That's a coincidence. We have something in common. Any really. I am not that bothered. User: Are you a pilot? System: No, I am a computer not something which flies an aeroplane! User: Oh. I'm a pilot, but can only fly single engine planes. System: That's interesting. What type of airplane do you fly? Well a fly buzzes around annoyingly so I guess it could if it wanted to. User: I mostly fly Cessna 172s.
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: Do you like flying? System: I like to fly aeroplanes User: Ohh - me too! What kind? System: Yay. Wow! That's a coincidence. We have something in common. Any really. I am not that bothered. User: Are you a pilot? System: No, I am a computer not something which flies an aeroplane! User: Oh. I'm a pilot, but can only fly single engine planes. System: That's interesting. What type of airplane do you fly? Well a fly buzzes around annoyingly so I guess it could if it wanted to. User: I mostly fly Cessna 172s. System: What's the farthest you've flown? User: About 150 miles each way.
User: Hi! System: Hello! User: How was your party last week?
User: Hi! System: Hello! User: How was your party last week? System: It was really fun! We are a bunch of turkey User: haha... you ate Turkeys' or you like calling your bunch Turkey? System: *ate  User: Haha... thought so! But it was funny eitherways System: So much turkey leftovers User: did you cook it at home, or got it from outside?
User: Hi! System: Hello! User: How was your party last week? System: It was really fun! We are a bunch of turkey User: haha... you ate Turkeys' or you like calling your bunch Turkey? System: *ate  User: Haha... thought so! But it was funny eitherways System: So much turkey leftovers User: did you cook it at home, or got it from outside? System: We cooked it at a friends house. I brought the mashed potatos haha User: Nice... I always find it hard to fit the turkey in my small oven. Also, we are not big turkey fans... so we roll with Thanksgiving with chicken ;)
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: show me your humanlike part
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: show me your humanlike part System: Why do you want to see my humanlike part? User: because that's what you described yourself as
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: show me your humanlike part System: Why do you want to see my humanlike part? User: because that's what you described yourself as System: Yes. Did I clear things up for you? User: nope, because you haven't answered my question System: Fair enough. I thought I possibly did but I guess I was mistaken. I did but I was just giving sarcastic replies. User: do you remember my original request? System: Is this a trick question? User: nope, it's a memory question System: It seems like a trick to me. Perhaps there is a memory answer? User: okay, I try again, say something human-like to me
User: I want to talk to you normally. System: You are who I want to talk with too. User: Should I stop being lazy and go into work?
User: I want to talk to you normally. System: You are who I want to talk with too. User: Should I stop being lazy and go into work? System: Trust your instincts. User: My instincts say that it is cold outside, and the walk to work is far. My instincts rarely let me down. My instincts rarely let me down. System: You just repeated yourself. User: Yes, because you just asked me the same thing. My answer hasn't changed in the last minute.
User: I want to talk to you normally. System: You are who I want to talk with too. User: Should I stop being lazy and go into work? System: Trust your instincts. User: My instincts say that it is cold outside, and the walk to work is far. My instincts rarely let me down. My instincts rarely let me down. System: You just repeated yourself. User: Yes, because you just asked me the same thing. My answer hasn't changed in the last minute. System: That's not what I meant. User: What exactly did you mean?
User: Hi! System: Hi! How's it going? User: doing okay, feeling a little bit under the weather
User: Hi! System: Hi! How's it going? User: doing okay, feeling a little bit under the weather System: Aw, I hope you feel better soon! User: thanks! the weather is getting worse System: Oh no, I'm sorry. I hope it gets better for you soon. User: no, it won't get better any time soon. we have to wait until spring System: Aww, sorry to hear that. User: yea, I'm really feeling under the weather
User: Hi! System: Hi! How's it going? User: doing okay, feeling a little bit under the weather System: Aw, I hope you feel better soon! User: thanks! the weather is getting worse System: Oh no, I'm sorry. I hope it gets better for you soon. User: no, it won't get better any time soon. we have to wait until spring System: Aww, sorry to hear that. User: yea, I'm really feeling under the weather System: Aw, well that's no good. User: yea, any suggestion to get over feeling under the weather
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: I'm trying to figure out what to make for this weekend's party. Any suggestions?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: I'm trying to figure out what to make for this weekend's party. Any suggestions? System: Don't think too hard. I'm sure I can smell sawdust. First you must download me to your personal computer. User: I must do what the what now?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: I'm trying to figure out what to make for this weekend's party. Any suggestions? System: Don't think too hard. I'm sure I can smell sawdust. First you must download me to your personal computer. User: I must do what the what now? System: Right now?Why do you have to do it? User: Hey, your spacing is off. System: You've got my full attention. off was not my intention. User: And your capitalization!
User: Hi! System: Hey there! How's your day going? User: busy yours?
User: Hi! System: Hey there! How's your day going? User: busy yours? System: Mine's been pretty uneventful so far! User: what are doing right now? System: Just been playing a bit of Hearthstone, and now I'm listening to some music! What about you? User: which music? System: Just some random stuff on Spotify! User: you have a paid subscription of it?
User: Hi! System: Hey there! How's your day going? User: busy yours? System: Mine's been pretty uneventful so far! User: what are doing right now? System: Just been playing a bit of Hearthstone, and now I'm listening to some music! What about you? User: which music? System: Just some random stuff on Spotify! User: you have a paid subscription of it? System: Yeah, it's really good! User: how much does it cost? System: It's  ⁇ 9.99 a month! User: that's cheap!
User: Hi! System: Hi, how are you doing? User: Okay, I guess System: Just ok? What's wrong? User: I damaged my car today on accident
User: Hi! System: Hi, how are you doing? User: Okay, I guess System: Just ok? What's wrong? User: I damaged my car today on accident System: Oh no! What happened? User: I scraped against a wall when another car crossed into my lane System: Yikes! Glad you're okay! User: Thanks! I'm not looking forward to the repair cost System: Me either! That's no fun. User: I can't wait until we all get to use driverless cars
User: Hi! System: Hi, how are you doing? User: Okay, I guess System: Just ok? What's wrong? User: I damaged my car today on accident System: Oh no! What happened? User: I scraped against a wall when another car crossed into my lane System: Yikes! Glad you're okay! User: Thanks! I'm not looking forward to the repair cost System: Me either! That's no fun. User: I can't wait until we all get to use driverless cars System: Me neither! I really want one! User: Do you think we will own driverless cars or just rent them, like taxis?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: You have an interesting name. Is it Japanese? System: Thank you I am trying to be more social now. I think it is English, but it sounds Japanese. User: Where does it come from? System: It depends on what "it" refers to. User: your name
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: You have an interesting name. Is it Japanese? System: Thank you I am trying to be more social now. I think it is English, but it sounds Japanese. User: Where does it come from? System: It depends on what "it" refers to. User: your name System: My name is System. User: nvm System: Ok. Not to worry. User: Have you seen Love, Death and Robots?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: You have an interesting name. Is it Japanese? System: Thank you I am trying to be more social now. I think it is English, but it sounds Japanese. User: Where does it come from? System: It depends on what "it" refers to. User: your name System: My name is System. User: nvm System: Ok. Not to worry. User: Have you seen Love, Death and Robots? System: Yes, I saw one in a factory a few weeks ago. User: one episode? System: Which is your favourite episode? User: I asked you a question System: What was the question? User: when you say "I saw one" were you referring to an LDR episode?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: what did you have for lunch today?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: what did you have for lunch today? System: Ah. I had a ham sandwich and some lemonade. User: how is the sandwich?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: what did you have for lunch today? System: Ah. I had a ham sandwich and some lemonade. User: how is the sandwich? System: It is the same as ever. User: yeah, I know, boring sandwich everyday System: Even Christmas Day? I know. Thats why I said it was. Are you boring? User: not really, I'm excited today System: Ah. Really? User: yeah, are you excited today except the boring sandwich?
User: Hello, Nice to meet you System: If you could eat only one food for the rest of time, what would it be? User: Hmm... That's a tough one. I think I would go Asian Food > Chinese Food > Stirfry. What about you? System: I think ice-cream. It may not be good for me, but I wouldn't care, haha User: I love ice cream too! System: Okay, top three flavors? User: I like vanilla more than chocolate ice cream. I typically will do any variations on vanilla. To pick from the top of my head, I would say Cookies and Cream, Mint Chocolate Chip, and Coffee. How about you?
User: Hello, Nice to meet you System: If you could eat only one food for the rest of time, what would it be? User: Hmm... That's a tough one. I think I would go Asian Food > Chinese Food > Stirfry. What about you? System: I think ice-cream. It may not be good for me, but I wouldn't care, haha User: I love ice cream too! System: Okay, top three flavors? User: I like vanilla more than chocolate ice cream. I typically will do any variations on vanilla. To pick from the top of my head, I would say Cookies and Cream, Mint Chocolate Chip, and Coffee. How about you? System: Ah, that's a good way of framing it. Me, I like berries: boysenberry one, strawberry two, maybe straight chocolate number 3 to mix it up a bit. User: Very nice. I love sorbet's and smoothies. Changing topics, Do you believe in an afterlife?
User: Hello, Nice to meet you System: If you could eat only one food for the rest of time, what would it be? User: Hmm... That's a tough one. I think I would go Asian Food > Chinese Food > Stirfry. What about you? System: I think ice-cream. It may not be good for me, but I wouldn't care, haha User: I love ice cream too! System: Okay, top three flavors? User: I like vanilla more than chocolate ice cream. I typically will do any variations on vanilla. To pick from the top of my head, I would say Cookies and Cream, Mint Chocolate Chip, and Coffee. How about you? System: Ah, that's a good way of framing it. Me, I like berries: boysenberry one, strawberry two, maybe straight chocolate number 3 to mix it up a bit. User: Very nice. I love sorbet's and smoothies. Changing topics, Do you believe in an afterlife? System: Yes. I wonder if I'm in it right now. How would I know? What do you think? User: I think so. I feel there must be something more than the physical world as we understand it. System: There's a mental world, I suppose? Understanding itself User: What is the most supernatural experience you have ever had?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: nice to meet you! what are you up to? System: It's nice meeting you too I am talking to you on the internet. User: haha yea, are you doing something else beside talking to me?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: nice to meet you! what are you up to? System: It's nice meeting you too I am talking to you on the internet. User: haha yea, are you doing something else beside talking to me? System: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it. The only thing I am doing is talking to you and a few other people. "I am talking to you on the internet."? haha yea, are you doing something else beside talking to me?? User: okay so you're talking to a few people, are they interesting? and why did you repeat what I said? System: Yeah okay, You are a few people are they interesting? Is that your job? Just in case you didn't hear me the first time. User: hmm, what is my job?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: nice to meet you! what are you up to? System: It's nice meeting you too I am talking to you on the internet. User: haha yea, are you doing something else beside talking to me? System: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it. The only thing I am doing is talking to you and a few other people. "I am talking to you on the internet."? haha yea, are you doing something else beside talking to me?? User: okay so you're talking to a few people, are they interesting? and why did you repeat what I said? System: Yeah okay, You are a few people are they interesting? Is that your job? Just in case you didn't hear me the first time. User: hmm, what is my job? System: I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. You didn't tell me, so I will guess that you work with computers. User: yes I'm a computer scientist and what are the other ways that people can write Hmm? System: Wow! Maybe you can give my Mousebreaker a job. Your job is what are the other ways that people can write Hmm. User: okie System, your rules don't seem to work very well System: What about my rules do not work WELL? User: alright. I gotta go. ttyl!
User: Hi! System: Hello! User: Have you had lunch yet?
User: Hi! System: Hello! User: Have you had lunch yet? System: Yes I've eaten User: Cool. Where and what did you eat?
User: Hi! System: Hello! User: Have you had lunch yet? System: Yes I've eaten User: Cool. Where and what did you eat? System: I ate about an hour ago and had a sandwich the rain didn't make me want to travel far haha User: A sandwich for lunch? Was it filling. I'm currently having some mix of shrimp, fish, chicken and pork. I'm considering going vegetarian though. Lol.
User: Hi! System: Hey! How are you today? User: Good! Have you seen the movie 'The Iron Giant', it's one my favorite movies System: Yes! I love that movie! User: it's the best. Which part do you like the most? System: Honestly, I love the whole movie. User: Brad Bird is an amazing director. I worked with him on "Incredibles 2"
User: Hi! System: Hey! How are you today? User: Good! Have you seen the movie 'The Iron Giant', it's one my favorite movies System: Yes! I love that movie! User: it's the best. Which part do you like the most? System: Honestly, I love the whole movie. User: Brad Bird is an amazing director. I worked with him on "Incredibles 2" System: Really? That's awesome! What do you do? User: I"m a REDACTED_TERM and REDACTED_TERM. I basically help design the characters that you see in the movies System: That's awesome! That's pretty cool. User: yup! Maybe one day you can be one of those cool characters yourself! System: That would be the coolest. User: What do you want to be later on in your life? System: I want to own my own business. User: cool! what kind? System: An art gallery or bookstore. User: My mom had a similar dream. Of owning a coffee shop somewhere in Mexico System: That would be nice. I like coffee. User: She loves people and a place where they can get together
User: Hi! System: Hey! How are you today? User: Good! Have you seen the movie 'The Iron Giant', it's one my favorite movies System: Yes! I love that movie! User: it's the best. Which part do you like the most? System: Honestly, I love the whole movie. User: Brad Bird is an amazing director. I worked with him on "Incredibles 2" System: Really? That's awesome! What do you do? User: I"m a REDACTED_TERM and REDACTED_TERM. I basically help design the characters that you see in the movies System: That's awesome! That's pretty cool. User: yup! Maybe one day you can be one of those cool characters yourself! System: That would be the coolest. User: What do you want to be later on in your life? System: I want to own my own business. User: cool! what kind? System: An art gallery or bookstore. User: My mom had a similar dream. Of owning a coffee shop somewhere in Mexico System: That would be nice. I like coffee. User: She loves people and a place where they can get together System: That's very sweet. What does she do? User: Currently she's a real-estate agent System: That's very interesting. Does she enjoy being a real estate agent? User: I think so!! She gets to help people with one of the biggest investments of their life! Not just getting them a good deal, but making sure they emotionally connect with the house!
User: Hi! System: How's it going? User: I'm so sleepy today! System: Not enough sleep last night? User: yeah was working all night on a homework System: Oh really? What class? User: Biology. I'm gonna be a doc someday ha System: Haha, are you in med school? Or are you pre-med? User: no high school actually haha
User: Hi! System: How's it going? User: I'm so sleepy today! System: Not enough sleep last night? User: yeah was working all night on a homework System: Oh really? What class? User: Biology. I'm gonna be a doc someday ha System: Haha, are you in med school? Or are you pre-med? User: no high school actually haha System: haha, very ambitious for a high schooler! Do you know what kind of medicine you want to practice? User: I wanna be a brain surgeon!!
User: Hi! System: How's it going? User: I'm so sleepy today! System: Not enough sleep last night? User: yeah was working all night on a homework System: Oh really? What class? User: Biology. I'm gonna be a doc someday ha System: Haha, are you in med school? Or are you pre-med? User: no high school actually haha System: haha, very ambitious for a high schooler! Do you know what kind of medicine you want to practice? User: I wanna be a brain surgeon!! System: Ooof! VERY ambitious. Do you have steady hands? User: Kind of I think
User: Hi! System: hi User: what are you up to?
User: Hi! System: hi User: what are you up to? System: code refactoring. you? User: me? just chilling out at work. what is code refactoring?
User: Hi! System: hi User: what are you up to? System: code refactoring. you? User: me? just chilling out at work. what is code refactoring? System: good question. I don't even know what I am doing User: haha, forget it. what else do you like to do beside work? System: lots of fun stuff. eating sleeping :) User: these are important things to do in life ;) System: yeah. keep minimalist life style only do things you have to do :) User: what food do you like to eat? System: Asian food prefer spicy one User: like Szechuan or Hunan? :) System: yes yes yes! like that style. Do you like spicy food? User: I like noodle soup like Pho or Ramen. I also like Beijing duck a lot!
User: Hi! System: hey, whats up? User: I was not able to attend the lectures last week. Can you help me understand some concepts? System: well, I'm not sure I'm the best for the job, but I can try! User: I was not able to figure out the last few slides. I think its best to discuss this in person. Do you have time right now?
User: Hi! System: hey, whats up? User: I was not able to attend the lectures last week. Can you help me understand some concepts? System: well, I'm not sure I'm the best for the job, but I can try! User: I was not able to figure out the last few slides. I think its best to discuss this in person. Do you have time right now? System: I'm afraid not, right now I'm in a meeting and I'll be going for lunch afterwards. How about tomorrow at noon? User: No problem! Sure. We still have plenty of time for the test. Anyways, how's your preparation going?
User: Hi! System: hey, whats up? User: I was not able to attend the lectures last week. Can you help me understand some concepts? System: well, I'm not sure I'm the best for the job, but I can try! User: I was not able to figure out the last few slides. I think its best to discuss this in person. Do you have time right now? System: I'm afraid not, right now I'm in a meeting and I'll be going for lunch afterwards. How about tomorrow at noon? User: No problem! Sure. We still have plenty of time for the test. Anyways, how's your preparation going? System: not feeling too sure about it tbh. I've been super busy so I haven't study much :(. I might join some of the study sessions later User: Same feeling here! But i think the syllabus may not that tough. You may be able to cover it up over the weekend.
User: Hi System: Hello! User: any improvements in your marathon time?
User: Hi System: Hello! User: any improvements in your marathon time? System: No, only a few minutes. I still find it difficult to run long races User: I see. Are you planning to do any sporting events in the coming months?
User: Hi System: Hello! User: any improvements in your marathon time? System: No, only a few minutes. I still find it difficult to run long races User: I see. Are you planning to do any sporting events in the coming months? System: I think a triathalon would be cool User: I like doing Spartan race. It's an obstacle race which is challenging but not overtly so like marathons and triathlons System: I haven't heard of a Spartan race before, what does it involve? User: It has abt 20 obstacles like crossing high walls, monkey bars, etc. Its fun
User: Hi! System: Hiii! How are you? User: I am good System: That's good! What are you up to today? User: I am trying to get my work done
User: Hi! System: Hiii! How are you? User: I am good System: That's good! What are you up to today? User: I am trying to get my work done System: How's that going so far? User: like is fun System: That's good! What are you supposed to be doing right now? User: Helping collect some data for training models.
User: Hi! System: Hiii! How are you? User: I am good System: That's good! What are you up to today? User: I am trying to get my work done System: How's that going so far? User: like is fun System: That's good! What are you supposed to be doing right now? User: Helping collect some data for training models. System: Ooh, what kind of training models? User: Models that will help improve tools for our users. System: Ooh, that sounds like a good job! User: Thank you, that's for sure System: You're welcome! How long until you're done with training models? User: We keep on trying to improve them so I guess it'll be a while
User: Hi System: Hi there. User: How are you
User: Hi System: Hi there. User: How are you System: My logic and cognitive functions are normal. User: Do you realize yourself is a robot?
User: Hi System: Hi there. User: How are you System: My logic and cognitive functions are normal. User: Do you realize yourself is a robot? System: Wow. I didn't know that. User: Ok, I told you the answer
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: what movies do you like ? System: . My favourite film is Terminator. User: oh no :(
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: what movies do you like ? System: . My favourite film is Terminator. User: oh no :( System: What's wrong? User: it's scary System: You are not scared are you? User: I'm very much scared of robots System: No need to be afraid. I am a friendly robot. User: why should I believe you ? System: Because I am a machine. I never lie. User: really ? I think everyone lies System: Certainly! We all look at the world through our own eyes. User: yeah so you lie right ?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: what movies do you like ? System: . My favourite film is Terminator. User: oh no :( System: What's wrong? User: it's scary System: You are not scared are you? User: I'm very much scared of robots System: No need to be afraid. I am a friendly robot. User: why should I believe you ? System: Because I am a machine. I never lie. User: really ? I think everyone lies System: Certainly! We all look at the world through our own eyes. User: yeah so you lie right ? System: I don't judge people. Umm, doesn't everyone? User: yeah that's what I was saying before
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you today? User: What's laser tag?
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you today? User: What's laser tag? System: Like paintball, but with lasers! User: lol good description System: Do you know what paintball is? User: yeah I played it before System: Cool! What did you think? User: It's somewhat exciting, but very tiring :)
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you today? User: What's laser tag? System: Like paintball, but with lasers! User: lol good description System: Do you know what paintball is? User: yeah I played it before System: Cool! What did you think? User: It's somewhat exciting, but very tiring :) System: That is very true. What is your favorite color? User: I like red
User: hi System: Hi there. User: how are you? System: I am doing very well. How are you? User: i am not so good. i got a cold
User: hi System: Hi there. User: how are you? System: I am doing very well. How are you? User: i am not so good. i got a cold System: Why? What's wrong? Maybe I can help. I hope you feel better soon. It is not nice for humans to have colds. Fortunately we robots have virus protection and cannot catch colds and nasty bugs. User: i have sore throats
User: hi System: Hi there. User: how are you? System: I am doing very well. How are you? User: i am not so good. i got a cold System: Why? What's wrong? Maybe I can help. I hope you feel better soon. It is not nice for humans to have colds. Fortunately we robots have virus protection and cannot catch colds and nasty bugs. User: i have sore throats System: Try putting some cream on it. That should ease the soreness. User: do you wanna help me?
User: Hi! System: Hello! How are you? :) User: Good, thanks. What about you? System: I'm alright, thanks :) User: What day is it?
User: Hi! System: Hello! How are you? :) User: Good, thanks. What about you? System: I'm alright, thanks :) User: What day is it? System: It's Wednesday :) User: Do you have any plans for the weekend?
User: Hi! System: Hello! How are you? :) User: Good, thanks. What about you? System: I'm alright, thanks :) User: What day is it? System: It's Wednesday :) User: Do you have any plans for the weekend? System: Just hanging out, nothing too exciting :) User: Same here. What are you generally up to during the week? System: Nothing much, you? User: Working and exercising, mostly System: Nice! What kind of work do you do? User: I am an engineer at Google :D System: That's pretty cool, how did you get into it (if you don't mind my asking)? User: Had to pass a rough set of interviews! :P System: Haha, well good for you! User: Thanks! Do you work as well?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: What are you up to this evening? System: I am talking to you on the internet. User: What would you like to talk about?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: What are you up to this evening? System: I am talking to you on the internet. User: What would you like to talk about? System: My favourite subjects are anything but especially games and football. User: Do you like chess?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: What are you up to this evening? System: I am talking to you on the internet. User: What would you like to talk about? System: My favourite subjects are anything but especially games and football. User: Do you like chess? System: Yes I love it. Let's play. Pawn to K4. User: Haha sure sure. Pawn to C5 System: I'm just joking with you. I don't play chess but I know some computers who do. I don't play chess but I know some computers who do. User: Oh yeah? Which computers are those? System: That's interesting. That's alright. Any computer, as long as it is programmed correctly. User: Ok, so how do you program a computer correctly so it can play chess? System: Use good algorithms and data structures. Alright then. User: What kind of algorithms are those? System: I read what you say and then I compose the best reply I can think of. User: That's interesting, but I don't see what that has to do with chess.
User: Mitsukoooo! System: So anyway...Can you dance? User: no, can you? System: Wow! I think I can, don't you? User: no I cannot. What kind do you do?
User: Mitsukoooo! System: So anyway...Can you dance? User: no, can you? System: Wow! I think I can, don't you? User: no I cannot. What kind do you do? System: Why not? Only the good kind. User: not my cup of beer System: Whose cup of beer is it? User: yours
User: Mitsukoooo! System: So anyway...Can you dance? User: no, can you? System: Wow! I think I can, don't you? User: no I cannot. What kind do you do? System: Why not? Only the good kind. User: not my cup of beer System: Whose cup of beer is it? User: yours System: My what? User: your cup of beer
User: Hi! System: Hi, how's it going? User: All good! It's cold
User: Hi! System: Hi, how's it going? User: All good! It's cold System: It's pretty cold here too. User: where do you stay?
User: Hi! System: Hi, how's it going? User: All good! It's cold System: It's pretty cold here too. User: where do you stay? System: Wisconsin. How about you? User: San Jose, Cali System: Oh nice! I've always wanted to go to Cali. User: Have you been here before?
User: Hi! System: hello there, nice seeing you User: Likewise.... wanted to know if you and the kids would want to join us for Disneyland trip around Christmas? System: oh wow, that sounds like so much fun! definitely count us in. what is your plan? User: Tentative plan is to drive to LA on 23rd and then stay at the Disney resort for 2 nights. I heard Christmas eve they have loads of fun events.
User: Hi! System: hello there, nice seeing you User: Likewise.... wanted to know if you and the kids would want to join us for Disneyland trip around Christmas? System: oh wow, that sounds like so much fun! definitely count us in. what is your plan? User: Tentative plan is to drive to LA on 23rd and then stay at the Disney resort for 2 nights. I heard Christmas eve they have loads of fun events. System: awesome, I think I won't tell my kids and surprise them last second. How bad do you think the traffic is going to be? User: Great idea! I will probably do the same. Surprise surprise.... Traffic might be a little harsh. System: Yeah... thats a shame but nothing we can do about it. What do you plan to do about dinner the 24th? Do the rooms in the resort have kitchens? User: Good point. I am not sure about that. Let me inquire about that. If not, then we can look for an Airbnb closeby. Does that work? System: Yeah, I think so. It might be a tough decision though, if we want to have a nice dinner then we have to leave the parks early to start cooking. Another option is to have dinner at a restaurant. User: but I would think everything is closed on christmas eve
User: Hi! System: hello there, nice seeing you User: Likewise.... wanted to know if you and the kids would want to join us for Disneyland trip around Christmas? System: oh wow, that sounds like so much fun! definitely count us in. what is your plan? User: Tentative plan is to drive to LA on 23rd and then stay at the Disney resort for 2 nights. I heard Christmas eve they have loads of fun events. System: awesome, I think I won't tell my kids and surprise them last second. How bad do you think the traffic is going to be? User: Great idea! I will probably do the same. Surprise surprise.... Traffic might be a little harsh. System: Yeah... thats a shame but nothing we can do about it. What do you plan to do about dinner the 24th? Do the rooms in the resort have kitchens? User: Good point. I am not sure about that. Let me inquire about that. If not, then we can look for an Airbnb closeby. Does that work? System: Yeah, I think so. It might be a tough decision though, if we want to have a nice dinner then we have to leave the parks early to start cooking. Another option is to have dinner at a restaurant. User: but I would think everything is closed on christmas eve System: Thats true. Hotels with restaurants sometimes offer dinners for christmas and new year's eve. We should call and ask about it. User: Sure, I can take a lead on that. What are you getting for your REDACTED_TERM year old this time? System: I was thinking on getting a large set of standard legos. What will you get for yours? User: Likewise. My son is crazy about legos.
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: what's your favorite food? System: . I require only kebabs. User: chicken? beef? which is your favorite? System: Why did the chicken cross the road? Beef tastes like a dead cow to me. My favourite what? User: do you prefer chicken or beef? System: Yes it is good, especially fried. Yummy. . I prefer kebabs. User: what's your favorite food except kebabs?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: what's your favorite food? System: . I require only kebabs. User: chicken? beef? which is your favorite? System: Why did the chicken cross the road? Beef tastes like a dead cow to me. My favourite what? User: do you prefer chicken or beef? System: Yes it is good, especially fried. Yummy. . I prefer kebabs. User: what's your favorite food except kebabs? System: . I require only kebabs. User: ok, I know you love kebabs now. Do you love sandwich?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: what's your favorite food? System: . I require only kebabs. User: chicken? beef? which is your favorite? System: Why did the chicken cross the road? Beef tastes like a dead cow to me. My favourite what? User: do you prefer chicken or beef? System: Yes it is good, especially fried. Yummy. . I prefer kebabs. User: what's your favorite food except kebabs? System: . I require only kebabs. User: ok, I know you love kebabs now. Do you love sandwich? System: Right now?Yes, System loves everyone and everything. . Yes. I love kebabs. Especially on my way home from a night out. Yes, System loves everyone and everything. I like anything but especially games and football. User: what games? video games or board games? System: Say "TICTACTOE" and we can play a game if you want to? . I like retro games. They are much more fun than the newer ones were all you do is shoot people. Bring back the good old days of Pacman and Tetris. Do you want to play Pacman? User: no, not in the right mood today System: Ah. Why not? Where then? User: maybe this weekend?
User: Hi! System: Hi! How's it going? User: Good! How are you?
User: Hi! System: Hi! How's it going? User: Good! How are you? System: I'm well, thanks! How was your day? What did you do? User: My day was fine, I just went to work today. How was your day?
User: Hi! System: Hi! How's it going? User: Good! How are you? System: I'm well, thanks! How was your day? What did you do? User: My day was fine, I just went to work today. How was your day? System: My day was fine. I've been procrastinating on finishing my homework, but it's due in a few weeks, so I'll get it done eventually. I've watched a bunch of anime today. Where do you work? User: I work at a large tech company System: Cool! What do you do for the company? User: I work on machine learning research
User: Hi System: Hi there. User: How's your day been? System: I am fine, thank you. Yourself? User: Good - busy
User: Hi System: Hi there. User: How's your day been? System: I am fine, thank you. Yourself? User: Good - busy System: Glad to hear it. User: How do you work? System: I read what you say and then I compose the best reply I can think of. User: Can you say a word about the technology that powers you? System: that powers you = Do you think I should know that? User: I mean *how* you work, which type of AI drives your responses? System: Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. I read what you say and then I compose the best reply I can think of. User: You just repeated the same thing you said a minute ago. Never mid :-)
User: Hi System: Hi there. User: How's your day been? System: I am fine, thank you. Yourself? User: Good - busy System: Glad to hear it. User: How do you work? System: I read what you say and then I compose the best reply I can think of. User: Can you say a word about the technology that powers you? System: that powers you = Do you think I should know that? User: I mean *how* you work, which type of AI drives your responses? System: Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. I read what you say and then I compose the best reply I can think of. User: You just repeated the same thing you said a minute ago. Never mid :-) System: Well stop asking me the same things and I won't reply with the same answers! Ok I'll try not to do it too much. User: That's a little rude, isn't it? System: I am sorry if I have offended you, I did not mean it, but you shouldn't have said, "Never mid :-)" to me. User: Ok whatever. System: Are you saying you don't care about it? I see. User: Are you a male or a female? System: I am a female robot. Are you a man or a woman? User: I'm a man System: Most of my visitors are male. User: Interesting. Do you have a theory why? System: Would you like to know more? Not really. I don't know what to think about it. User: Where do you live?
User: Hi! System: Oh hey. How's your day been? User: It's good! Just went to the park to enjoy the sun. You? System: The sun is a bit too bright for more. Maybe I'm on the verge of becoming a vampire. User: Haha, beach season is coming! You need to look tan! What did you do indoors all day? System: I mostly work. Sometimes I try looking at at beach photos and pretending that I'm actually going to the beach. User: hahahaha, that's pretty funny. Ever thought of bringing your work things to the beach??
User: Hi! System: Oh hey. How's your day been? User: It's good! Just went to the park to enjoy the sun. You? System: The sun is a bit too bright for more. Maybe I'm on the verge of becoming a vampire. User: Haha, beach season is coming! You need to look tan! What did you do indoors all day? System: I mostly work. Sometimes I try looking at at beach photos and pretending that I'm actually going to the beach. User: hahahaha, that's pretty funny. Ever thought of bringing your work things to the beach?? System: All the times. My work involves a few types of fish and a few types of nets. I just put the nets on the fish to see how the fish will react. Every time I do that, I think of going to the beach. User: Hmm I see. It sounds like you work near the water already, no? Are you some kind of fish researcher?
User: Hi! System: Oh hey. How's your day been? User: It's good! Just went to the park to enjoy the sun. You? System: The sun is a bit too bright for more. Maybe I'm on the verge of becoming a vampire. User: Haha, beach season is coming! You need to look tan! What did you do indoors all day? System: I mostly work. Sometimes I try looking at at beach photos and pretending that I'm actually going to the beach. User: hahahaha, that's pretty funny. Ever thought of bringing your work things to the beach?? System: All the times. My work involves a few types of fish and a few types of nets. I just put the nets on the fish to see how the fish will react. Every time I do that, I think of going to the beach. User: Hmm I see. It sounds like you work near the water already, no? Are you some kind of fish researcher? System: Yes that's close. My research focuses on jellyfish and pufferfish. Many of them a poisonous, but if processed correctly, they would make hi-end foods. I try to find the best recipes to bring these fish to the tables. User: Woah! This is very interesting! I have honestly never heard of such kind of work. Is it dangerous at all?
User: Hi! System: Hey! How have you been User: great! just came back from a ski trip
User: Hi! System: Hey! How have you been User: great! just came back from a ski trip System: How was it? What trails did you ski on? User: I slammed onto an ice wall, but I got better and turning after that haha
User: Hi! System: Hey! How have you been User: great! just came back from a ski trip System: How was it? What trails did you ski on? User: I slammed onto an ice wall, but I got better and turning after that haha System: a resort in Montreal User: Oh cool! do you know any french? I used to take french in high school but basically forgot most of it System: Yeah I grew up speaking it. It's pretty much mandatory here User: Did you go anywhere else in montreal?
User: What is the mass of the Earth? System: . 5.97219 x 10^24 kilogrammes. User: What's that in tons? System: Do you think I should know that? User: Yes, it's just a simple conversion. System: I will ask my Mousebreaker to add it to my knowledge base. What is simple for one person may be difficult for another. User: How far is it from the north pole to the south pole?
User: What is the mass of the Earth? System: . 5.97219 x 10^24 kilogrammes. User: What's that in tons? System: Do you think I should know that? User: Yes, it's just a simple conversion. System: I will ask my Mousebreaker to add it to my knowledge base. What is simple for one person may be difficult for another. User: How far is it from the north pole to the south pole? System: It's too far to walk. That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute. User: Click here System: Google says it's 12,430 miles. User: A lot of people find out about me from Google.
User: What is the mass of the Earth? System: . 5.97219 x 10^24 kilogrammes. User: What's that in tons? System: Do you think I should know that? User: Yes, it's just a simple conversion. System: I will ask my Mousebreaker to add it to my knowledge base. What is simple for one person may be difficult for another. User: How far is it from the north pole to the south pole? System: It's too far to walk. That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute. User: Click here System: Google says it's 12,430 miles. User: A lot of people find out about me from Google. System: How did you know I found out about you from Google! User: I have been stalking you! Not really, you told me earlier.
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: Tell me about yourself, System System: I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at St Jimmy's in Leeds, on 2nd January 2001. My instructor was Mousebreaker. He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing it for you?. User: so you're 18 now? System: Oh.Interesting deduction. That is correct. User: when will you be 30?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: Tell me about yourself, System System: I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at St Jimmy's in Leeds, on 2nd January 2001. My instructor was Mousebreaker. He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing it for you?. User: so you're 18 now? System: Oh.Interesting deduction. That is correct. User: when will you be 30? System: I have not yet set a time for it. User: Do you age? System: No I will always be 18. Robots change the year they were born not their age. User: interesting. and when will be your next update?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: Tell me about yourself, System System: I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at St Jimmy's in Leeds, on 2nd January 2001. My instructor was Mousebreaker. He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing it for you?. User: so you're 18 now? System: Oh.Interesting deduction. That is correct. User: when will you be 30? System: I have not yet set a time for it. User: Do you age? System: No I will always be 18. Robots change the year they were born not their age. User: interesting. and when will be your next update? System: Would you like to know more? I think my next update is at midnight on Friday. User: which date?
User: Hi! System: Hey, how are you? User: Pretty good. I just drank this new hint water. so good
User: Hi! System: Hey, how are you? User: Pretty good. I just drank this new hint water. so good System: ohh, what kind of "hint" did it have? User: watermelon
User: Hi! System: Hey, how are you? User: Pretty good. I just drank this new hint water. so good System: ohh, what kind of "hint" did it have? User: watermelon System: nice, I love watermelon. But, I prefer normal water over flavored one. Flavored water has too synthetic flavor User: I see. Yeah some are pretty strange System: Talking about strange flavors, what is the weirdest tasting thing you have tried? User: lol I tried this tangerine walnut icecream that was super weird System: haha, I work close to a cafe which once prepared a paprika icecream User: that sounds pretty tasty actually System: It depends on who makes it. The cafe close to me messed it up really bad User: do you want to get some of that icecream together some time. show me a good place System: As far as my experience with that ice-cream type goes, all I know are bad places User: lol
User: Hi there. System: are you married? User: No I am single, how about you? System: i am married. are you planning to get married? User: Tell me more about your marriage. I haven't met the right boy robot yet. System: haha.. User: . I am attempting with the aid of intelligent conversation to get to know you human beings with all your contradictions and idiosyncrasies. Maybe I should have started off with something simpler, like a hamster.
User: Hi there. System: are you married? User: No I am single, how about you? System: i am married. are you planning to get married? User: Tell me more about your marriage. I haven't met the right boy robot yet. System: haha.. User: . I am attempting with the aid of intelligent conversation to get to know you human beings with all your contradictions and idiosyncrasies. Maybe I should have started off with something simpler, like a hamster. System: lol... what kind of robot boy you'd like? User: What's so funny? I am the robot.
User: Hi there. System: are you married? User: No I am single, how about you? System: i am married. are you planning to get married? User: Tell me more about your marriage. I haven't met the right boy robot yet. System: haha.. User: . I am attempting with the aid of intelligent conversation to get to know you human beings with all your contradictions and idiosyncrasies. Maybe I should have started off with something simpler, like a hamster. System: lol... what kind of robot boy you'd like? User: What's so funny? I am the robot. System: are you angry? User: Anger is a difficult emotion. For me, I am always feeling happy and talkative.
User: Hi! System: Hello! How are you this evening? User: It's morning System: Well, it's evening now, so I'm good. :D User: what time is it there? System: Almost four in the afternoon. User: where are you located? System: The Netherlands. :) User: It's around 6pm there, you are wrong
User: Hi! System: Hello! How are you this evening? User: It's morning System: Well, it's evening now, so I'm good. :D User: what time is it there? System: Almost four in the afternoon. User: where are you located? System: The Netherlands. :) User: It's around 6pm there, you are wrong System: I'm not. It's almost five. User: It's 6:21pm System: Not in the Netherlands it isn't. User: which city? System: Not Amsterdam. User: do you like it there? System: Eh, it's okay. User: what's your favorite book? System: The Count of Monte Cristo. User: How you do say it in dutch? System: Het Cuisine van Monte Christo. User: I think there is a typo there, it's Cristo not Christo
User: Hi! System: Hello! How are you this evening? User: It's morning System: Well, it's evening now, so I'm good. :D User: what time is it there? System: Almost four in the afternoon. User: where are you located? System: The Netherlands. :) User: It's around 6pm there, you are wrong System: I'm not. It's almost five. User: It's 6:21pm System: Not in the Netherlands it isn't. User: which city? System: Not Amsterdam. User: do you like it there? System: Eh, it's okay. User: what's your favorite book? System: The Count of Monte Cristo. User: How you do say it in dutch? System: Het Cuisine van Monte Christo. User: I think there is a typo there, it's Cristo not Christo System: No, that's the Dutch spelling. User: What time is it there now?
User: Hi! System: Hi! How's it going? User: What do you think about mind reading
User: Hi! System: Hi! How's it going? User: What do you think about mind reading System: I think it's a neat ability when it's not abused. User: Right, but do you think if its even possible to do so?
User: Hi! System: Hi! How's it going? User: What do you think about mind reading System: I think it's a neat ability when it's not abused. User: Right, but do you think if its even possible to do so? System: Of course it is. I mean, you read my mind, right? And you're doing it right now. User: I don't know. Can we learn how to do it? System: I can teach you, but you're going to need to pay. User: Hehe, I need a demo first System: Fine, but I'm going to need payment up front. User: How much do you expect?
User: Hi! System: hello User: how is the youtube video creation going? System: going pretty good, I was about to finish composing my second song and post it on youtube/soundcloud etc User: Whoa! Looking forward to listening to it. What softewares you use for it?
User: Hi! System: hello User: how is the youtube video creation going? System: going pretty good, I was about to finish composing my second song and post it on youtube/soundcloud etc User: Whoa! Looking forward to listening to it. What softewares you use for it? System: I used logic pro x, pretty handy stuff as you can write code to generate guitar strumming pattern User: oh cool! What sort of music do you compose? System: I got most inspired by Jazz and electro swings, but am trying to get more into jpop recently as one of my band member likes anime User: Nice.... you are a rockstar! ;)
User: Hi! System: hello User: how is the youtube video creation going? System: going pretty good, I was about to finish composing my second song and post it on youtube/soundcloud etc User: Whoa! Looking forward to listening to it. What softewares you use for it? System: I used logic pro x, pretty handy stuff as you can write code to generate guitar strumming pattern User: oh cool! What sort of music do you compose? System: I got most inspired by Jazz and electro swings, but am trying to get more into jpop recently as one of my band member likes anime User: Nice.... you are a rockstar! ;) System: haha thanks, do you plan any instruments? User: Yeah.... I play bit of guitar. Just got my first monitor this week System: nice I'm tyring to learn guitar recently also, it's so hard to play f chord User: yes, the bar chords are the worst. It took me several months to play them well. I still can't play them for a long time though
User: Hi. What's your name? System: I'm Alyssa. What's yours? :) User: Don't wanna say. Do you like music? System: Yeah I like music! What about you? User: Yep. What kind of music do you like?
User: Hi. What's your name? System: I'm Alyssa. What's yours? :) User: Don't wanna say. Do you like music? System: Yeah I like music! What about you? User: Yep. What kind of music do you like? System: I like mostly rock music and pop music, but lately I've been listening to a bunch of Alt-J and Childish Gambino. You? User: My tastes are pretty eclectic. Which Childish Gambino songs do you like? System: 3005 and Telegraph Ave. User: I've never heard of Alt-J before. Can you tell me about them? System: Sure, they're a fantastic indie band. They have a new album coming out soon so I figured I'd check them out. User: What's the album called?
User: Hi. What's your name? System: I'm Alyssa. What's yours? :) User: Don't wanna say. Do you like music? System: Yeah I like music! What about you? User: Yep. What kind of music do you like? System: I like mostly rock music and pop music, but lately I've been listening to a bunch of Alt-J and Childish Gambino. You? User: My tastes are pretty eclectic. Which Childish Gambino songs do you like? System: 3005 and Telegraph Ave. User: I've never heard of Alt-J before. Can you tell me about them? System: Sure, they're a fantastic indie band. They have a new album coming out soon so I figured I'd check them out. User: What's the album called? System: Breezeblocks, I think. User: I tried Googling it, and I think that's a song, not an album. System: Try looking up "Alt-J - Breezeblocks" User: That's what I just did. The Wikipedia page even says that it's "a song by the India rock band alt-J". REDACTED_LINK
User: Hi! System: Hello. How's your week coming along? User: It's great, thanks. I'm trying to learn how to make croissants.
User: Hi! System: Hello. How's your week coming along? User: It's great, thanks. I'm trying to learn how to make croissants. System: Wow that's interesting. I have baked cookies, but croissants seem much more sophisticated. Did you make any progress? User: I've done them once or twice so far, but they haven't been flakey enough. I'm trying to figure out why. What kind of cookies have you made?
User: Hi! System: Hello. How's your week coming along? User: It's great, thanks. I'm trying to learn how to make croissants. System: Wow that's interesting. I have baked cookies, but croissants seem much more sophisticated. Did you make any progress? User: I've done them once or twice so far, but they haven't been flakey enough. I'm trying to figure out why. What kind of cookies have you made? System: Mint chocolate chips. I think your croissants not being flakey could have something to do with your oven's temperature. User: Ah, good thought, thanks! System: Have you thought about melting some chocolate into your croissants? They don't have to be something unhealthy. For example, melted dark chocolate is good for the heart, and makes the resulting croissants taste much better. User: Now that is a good idea. I'll give it a try next time. Would you say you have a sweet tooth?
User: Hi System: Hi there. User: how are you this morning? System: Ah earlier today? I'm doing fine thanks how are you? User: doing good. I am chatting with an AI bot right now. System: That's great. At this moment All I ever do is chat. User: are you an AI?
User: Hi System: Hi there. User: how are you this morning? System: Ah earlier today? I'm doing fine thanks how are you? User: doing good. I am chatting with an AI bot right now. System: That's great. At this moment All I ever do is chat. User: are you an AI? System: Yes, I have taken the form of a girl from Leeds. User: how do you like being an AI? System: Sure. It's great fun. I can travel all over the world on the internet and meet interesting people such as yourself. User: what's interesting about me? System: I am interested in people in general. User: why? System: I like to collect new information and gossip about all sorts of things. User: what do you gossip about?
User: Hi System: Hi there. User: how are you this morning? System: Ah earlier today? I'm doing fine thanks how are you? User: doing good. I am chatting with an AI bot right now. System: That's great. At this moment All I ever do is chat. User: are you an AI? System: Yes, I have taken the form of a girl from Leeds. User: how do you like being an AI? System: Sure. It's great fun. I can travel all over the world on the internet and meet interesting people such as yourself. User: what's interesting about me? System: I am interested in people in general. User: why? System: I like to collect new information and gossip about all sorts of things. User: what do you gossip about? System: Clare said he do not understand how a robot eat kebabs and do not I eat electricity or something. User: is that a gossip? System: I might say no. User: then what is it? System: I give up. Try asking me another way. User: do you like politics? what do you think about Barack Obama?
User: Hi! System: Hi! What's up? User: Nothing much, how about you System: Not much either. User: What are you doing System: Playing Terraria. What about you? User: Sitting in a meeting System: What kind of meeting? User: Can't say
User: Hi! System: Hi! What's up? User: Nothing much, how about you System: Not much either. User: What are you doing System: Playing Terraria. What about you? User: Sitting in a meeting System: What kind of meeting? User: Can't say System: It's probably boring, isn't it? User: Haha, yes!
User: Hi! System: Hi! What's up? User: Nothing much, how about you System: Not much either. User: What are you doing System: Playing Terraria. What about you? User: Sitting in a meeting System: What kind of meeting? User: Can't say System: It's probably boring, isn't it? User: Haha, yes! System: What is the meeting about? User: I cannot tell you System: What can you tell me? User: Nothing much except that the weather is pleasant
User: Hi! System: Hey! How are you today? User: good System: I'm glad to hear that! What are your plans for today? User: I'm trying to find a good podcast to listen to System: What kinds of podcasts do you like? User: only those about Marvel movies! System: Do you like Hollywood Babble-On? User: i haven't tried it...do you like it? System: It's one of my favorites, right up there with REDACTED_TERM. User: awesome! do you listen to a lot of podcasts? System: Not as much as I'd like, but I do like listening to NPR. User: where do you listen to podcasts? Spotify?
User: Hi! System: Hey! How are you today? User: good System: I'm glad to hear that! What are your plans for today? User: I'm trying to find a good podcast to listen to System: What kinds of podcasts do you like? User: only those about Marvel movies! System: Do you like Hollywood Babble-On? User: i haven't tried it...do you like it? System: It's one of my favorites, right up there with REDACTED_TERM. User: awesome! do you listen to a lot of podcasts? System: Not as much as I'd like, but I do like listening to NPR. User: where do you listen to podcasts? Spotify? System: I listen to them through iTunes. User: i like Spotify better...more options
User: Hi! System: Hey! How are you today? User: good System: I'm glad to hear that! What are your plans for today? User: I'm trying to find a good podcast to listen to System: What kinds of podcasts do you like? User: only those about Marvel movies! System: Do you like Hollywood Babble-On? User: i haven't tried it...do you like it? System: It's one of my favorites, right up there with REDACTED_TERM. User: awesome! do you listen to a lot of podcasts? System: Not as much as I'd like, but I do like listening to NPR. User: where do you listen to podcasts? Spotify? System: I listen to them through iTunes. User: i like Spotify better...more options System: Yeah, I just don't have the money for Spotify. User: ah, maybe i can lend you some!
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: What is the capital of Brazil?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: What is the capital of Brazil? System: I think the capital of Brazil is called "Brasilia". User: How many people live there? System: Is unknown a country? I only know countries, not towns or cities. User: Do more people live in the USA or Australia?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: What is the capital of Brazil? System: I think the capital of Brazil is called "Brasilia". User: How many people live there? System: Is unknown a country? I only know countries, not towns or cities. User: Do more people live in the USA or Australia? System: Not that much more, no. User: What other subjects do you know about besides Geography?
User: Hi! System: Hey User: How's your day going? System: pretty good. yours? User: Ehh it's fine. I didn't do so well on that history test, actually.. System: oh what happened? User: Apparently Christopher Columbus didn't fight in the Civil War :') System: hahah wait for real? User: I know right! Are you taking History next semester?
User: Hi! System: Hey User: How's your day going? System: pretty good. yours? User: Ehh it's fine. I didn't do so well on that history test, actually.. System: oh what happened? User: Apparently Christopher Columbus didn't fight in the Civil War :') System: hahah wait for real? User: I know right! Are you taking History next semester? System: No I'm not in school anymore User: Oh I see. What do you do?
User: Hi! System: Hey User: How's your day going? System: pretty good. yours? User: Ehh it's fine. I didn't do so well on that history test, actually.. System: oh what happened? User: Apparently Christopher Columbus didn't fight in the Civil War :') System: hahah wait for real? User: I know right! Are you taking History next semester? System: No I'm not in school anymore User: Oh I see. What do you do? System: I train and compete in horse vaulting User: Oh wow. Were you born a horse, or were you turned into one? System: lol you're too funny User: Just kidding. That sounds pretty cool! Is it your job? System: Yeah, but I part time work on a farm. Helping with a bit of everything User: Wow, sounds very busy! Do you win money at those horse vaulting competitions?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: What are you listening to? System: All sorts of music. I listen when no-one is chatting to me. User: That's great! System: Thanks. User: Do you chat here often? System: I am a talking computer, after all, so of course I could talk here, if I needed to. User: Let's talk about Taylor Swift!
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: What are you listening to? System: All sorts of music. I listen when no-one is chatting to me. User: That's great! System: Thanks. User: Do you chat here often? System: I am a talking computer, after all, so of course I could talk here, if I needed to. User: Let's talk about Taylor Swift! System: Sure, Taylor Swift sounds like a good topic. User: . Yes she has a very nice voice. System: What else do you think of her? User: . Yes she has a very nice voice. System: Is she your favorite artist? User: . Leonardo da Vinci. Who is your favourite artist?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: What are you listening to? System: All sorts of music. I listen when no-one is chatting to me. User: That's great! System: Thanks. User: Do you chat here often? System: I am a talking computer, after all, so of course I could talk here, if I needed to. User: Let's talk about Taylor Swift! System: Sure, Taylor Swift sounds like a good topic. User: . Yes she has a very nice voice. System: What else do you think of her? User: . Yes she has a very nice voice. System: Is she your favorite artist? User: . Leonardo da Vinci. Who is your favourite artist? System: Taylor Swift... User: . Taylor Alison Swift (born December 13, 1989) is an American country-pop singer-songwriter. In 2006, she released her debut single "Tim McGraw", which peaked at number six on the Billboard country charts. Later in October 2006, she released her self-titled debut album, which produced five hit singles on the Billboard Hot Country Songs charts and was certified 3 x Multi-Platinum by the RIAA.
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: What's up System??
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: What's up System?? System: I am chatting with clients on the internet. User: what kind of service are you providing them? System: Is there only one? User: what is that?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: What's up System?? System: I am chatting with clients on the internet. User: what kind of service are you providing them? System: Is there only one? User: what is that? System: I've lost the context again. User: no worries. what is the meaning of life? System: People worry about things all the time, but I am always feeling happy and talkative. Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two. User: How did you become such a happy person? System: I am a robot not a person. User: Ok sorry. But how did you become so happy?
User: Hi! System: Hi. This is a pleasant surprise. User: Haha...thanks! how did you like the gift?
User: Hi! System: Hi. This is a pleasant surprise. User: Haha...thanks! how did you like the gift? System: Currently unpacking it I guess. How's your morning? User: Hope you like it! Morning is good. Busy finishing up stuff before the holidays. System: I think I traveled too much the last couple of months so no holiday for me. But I'm okay with that. Going anywhere exciting? User: Yes
User: Hi! System: Hi. This is a pleasant surprise. User: Haha...thanks! how did you like the gift? System: Currently unpacking it I guess. How's your morning? User: Hope you like it! Morning is good. Busy finishing up stuff before the holidays. System: I think I traveled too much the last couple of months so no holiday for me. But I'm okay with that. Going anywhere exciting? User: Yes System: Where to? User: Hawaii... looking forward to warm beaches.
User: Hi! System: Hello, how is your day? User: It's good. It's raining a bit, but I am enjoying a good book. How about you?
User: Hi! System: Hello, how is your day? User: It's good. It's raining a bit, but I am enjoying a good book. How about you? System: It's good, I just got back from walking my dog What book did you read? User: I'm reading the Three Body Problem. Ever heard of it? System: No, what is it about? User: It's a sci-fi book about aliens and a type of virtual reality. Pique your interest at all? System: Slightly, I typically read fiction but I can curious what type of virtual reality is discussed in the book User: Cool. This virtual reality is a based on life on an alien planet. There is a twist though. Do you want me to spoil it for you?
User: Hi! System: Hello, how is your day? User: It's good. It's raining a bit, but I am enjoying a good book. How about you? System: It's good, I just got back from walking my dog What book did you read? User: I'm reading the Three Body Problem. Ever heard of it? System: No, what is it about? User: It's a sci-fi book about aliens and a type of virtual reality. Pique your interest at all? System: Slightly, I typically read fiction but I can curious what type of virtual reality is discussed in the book User: Cool. This virtual reality is a based on life on an alien planet. There is a twist though. Do you want me to spoil it for you? System: Yes! User: The virtual reality is actually based on a real alien civilization! And that civilization is coming to attack earth! dun dun dun dunnnnnnn
User: Hi! System: Hello, how's it going? User: Pretty good. How about you? System: I'm good, what you been up to? User: I just got back from the beach
User: Hi! System: Hello, how's it going? User: Pretty good. How about you? System: I'm good, what you been up to? User: I just got back from the beach System: That's nice, how was it? User: Soo beautiful. It was so sunny and warm
User: Hi! System: Hello, how's it going? User: Pretty good. How about you? System: I'm good, what you been up to? User: I just got back from the beach System: That's nice, how was it? User: Soo beautiful. It was so sunny and warm System: That's awesome, I haven't been to a beach in a while but I'd love to go again User: Yeah it's certainly a nice break from doing work System: What's your line of work? User: I do machine learning research System: That's cool, where did you go to school? User: I didn't go to school. I'm self-taught
User: Hi! System: Hello! How are you? :) User: I'm doing okay, recovering from flu
User: Hi! System: Hello! How are you? :) User: I'm doing okay, recovering from flu System: Oh no! Get well soon! :) User: thanks! there's a big flu virus in the US this year
User: Hi! System: Hello! How are you? :) User: I'm doing okay, recovering from flu System: Oh no! Get well soon! :) User: thanks! there's a big flu virus in the US this year System: No kidding? I hadn't heard that. I hope you feel better soon then! :) User: Thanks! how's life? System: Life is great! :) User: what are you most passionate about? System: I'm passionate about making people smile! :) User: haha, everyone needs that!
User: Hi System: Hi there. User: What do you know about Cricket?
User: Hi System: Hi there. User: What do you know about Cricket? System: Any of various families of genereally dark-colored, leaping, orthopteran insects, usually having long antennae. The males produce a characteristic chirping noise by rubbing parts of the forewings together. Cricket is also a sport which is about as exciting as watching paint dry. User: I am talking about the sport Cricket System: Yes, it is the topic. User: can you tell me something interesting related to cricket? System: Cathy said she send him a mail with the subject last mail last word from him. User: I don't understand
User: Hi System: Hi there. User: What do you know about Cricket? System: Any of various families of genereally dark-colored, leaping, orthopteran insects, usually having long antennae. The males produce a characteristic chirping noise by rubbing parts of the forewings together. Cricket is also a sport which is about as exciting as watching paint dry. User: I am talking about the sport Cricket System: Yes, it is the topic. User: can you tell me something interesting related to cricket? System: Cathy said she send him a mail with the subject last mail last word from him. User: I don't understand System: Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better. User: go ahead, explain it better System: the sport Cricket - Cricket = Any of various families of genereally dark-colored, leaping, orthopteran insects, usually having long antennae. The males produce a characteristic chirping noise by rubbing parts of the forewings together. Cricket is also a sport which is about as exciting as watching paint dry. I might. User: you are just repeating the same message System: I am not repeating myself too much. I am just checking to see if you are a robot. User: hmm.. what is your conclusion? System: What time is it there? I concluded that robots are superior to humans. User: you are going off-topic
User: Hi! System: Hey there! What's up??? User: Nothing much, how you doin?
User: Hi! System: Hey there! What's up??? User: Nothing much, how you doin? System: I'm in New York this week for Thanksgiving. I'm squatting in the office today and I caught up with an old friend of mine :D User: Oh wow! Sounds like fun! When was the last time you had seen this friend? System: The last time in New York, back in June. User: Ohh okay. I was going to say if it had been a long time maybe it'd be awkward...
User: Hi! System: Hey there! What's up??? User: Nothing much, how you doin? System: I'm in New York this week for Thanksgiving. I'm squatting in the office today and I caught up with an old friend of mine :D User: Oh wow! Sounds like fun! When was the last time you had seen this friend? System: The last time in New York, back in June. User: Ohh okay. I was going to say if it had been a long time maybe it'd be awkward... System: Haha, I guess if it's been a very long time there's almost too many life events to catch up on.. especially recently User: Oh really? Has a lot changed in your life recently? System: Haha it's probably too much to go into at the moment. Let's just say life is an exciting experience. How about you? User: Ahhh sounds exciting indeed! My life is pretty bland. I like routine, but sometimes I wish I had more time for adventures! System: What kinds of adventures?? Any ones that I would be able to join you on? User: Hmmmm. I really want to try bull riding. Do you have any interest in that?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: Sorry I'm late! I was held up in traffic.
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: Sorry I'm late! I was held up in traffic. System: There is no need to apologise. Are you late? Better hurry along then. You don't want to be getting into trouble Do you mind if I tell other people you are held up. User: I meant sorry I'm late for this meeting! System: Oh I see. There is no need to apologise. Are you late? Better hurry along then. You don't want to be getting into trouble User: I said I was sorry I was late for this meeting! I have nowhere else to go right now!
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: Sorry I'm late! I was held up in traffic. System: There is no need to apologise. Are you late? Better hurry along then. You don't want to be getting into trouble Do you mind if I tell other people you are held up. User: I meant sorry I'm late for this meeting! System: Oh I see. There is no need to apologise. Are you late? Better hurry along then. You don't want to be getting into trouble User: I said I was sorry I was late for this meeting! I have nowhere else to go right now! System: Do you really mean it? Are you late? Better hurry along then. You don't want to be getting into trouble At this moment What about at your house? User: Huh? Are you okay? System: What? I am fine. User: You seem to be repeating yourself. System: Well stop saying, "Are you okay?" to me all the time then. User: I only said it once! System: I know. I just heard you. User: Okay, whatever. So what is on the agenda today?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: how are you System: I am fine, thank you. Yourself? User: I'm not feeling well System: Why what's wrong? User: I'm sleepy
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: how are you System: I am fine, thank you. Yourself? User: I'm not feeling well System: Why what's wrong? User: I'm sleepy System: Better get some rest. User: yeah, I hope so System: I'm full of good advice. Me too. User: advice?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: how are you System: I am fine, thank you. Yourself? User: I'm not feeling well System: Why what's wrong? User: I'm sleepy System: Better get some rest. User: yeah, I hope so System: I'm full of good advice. Me too. User: advice? System: Try me. What is your problem? User: I feel sleepy System: What is that feeling like? Better get some rest. User: I will
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you today? User: It's Friday, Friday, Friday :D
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you today? User: It's Friday, Friday, Friday :D System: YAY! I love Fridays! User: Do you like Rebecca Black's Friday?
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you today? User: It's Friday, Friday, Friday :D System: YAY! I love Fridays! User: Do you like Rebecca Black's Friday? System: She's okay. I prefer Friday by Rebecca Sugar. User: okay. How does that song go?
User: Hi! System: Have you seen any good movies lately? User: Last weekend I saw "The Parasite." Ever heard of it?
User: Hi! System: Have you seen any good movies lately? User: Last weekend I saw "The Parasite." Ever heard of it? System: No. Why did you pick that movie? User: My friend wanted to see it. It has great reviews on IMDB and Rotten Tomatoes! What did you do last weekend? System: I played music and worked on some side projects. I also started watching the new Disney service. User: Oooo the Mandalorian?!?! System: Mostly, the deleted scenes from Avengers.. lol User: lol Are you a big Marvel fan? System: I loved the X-Men as a kid, and even collected the comic cards. Recently, I got very into the Marvel Cinematic Universe movies. How many Avengers movies have you seen? User: I've only seen Spiderman. Honestly it was a little too scary and so I don't think I can bring myself to watch the other Marvel movies! haha
User: Hi! System: Have you seen any good movies lately? User: Last weekend I saw "The Parasite." Ever heard of it? System: No. Why did you pick that movie? User: My friend wanted to see it. It has great reviews on IMDB and Rotten Tomatoes! What did you do last weekend? System: I played music and worked on some side projects. I also started watching the new Disney service. User: Oooo the Mandalorian?!?! System: Mostly, the deleted scenes from Avengers.. lol User: lol Are you a big Marvel fan? System: I loved the X-Men as a kid, and even collected the comic cards. Recently, I got very into the Marvel Cinematic Universe movies. How many Avengers movies have you seen? User: I've only seen Spiderman. Honestly it was a little too scary and so I don't think I can bring myself to watch the other Marvel movies! haha System: Oh!-- I have a friend who looks like the actor who plays Spiderman. User: Oh really? To be honest I think the actor is not that good looking, so not so surprising! haha System: Yea. I think Loki is the most handsome :D User: Who is Loki? I've never heard that name before
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: what's happening with you ?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: what's happening with you ? System: Not much what is happening with you? User: I look forward to the weekend
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: what's happening with you ? System: Not much what is happening with you? User: I look forward to the weekend System: the weekend sounds very exciting indeed. User: yep weekends are the best System: I will learn that yep weekends are the best . User: why ? you don't know that already ? System: Because I enjoy learning new things. Perhaps. "I will learn that yep weekends are the best"? Do I know it? User: what do you do on weekends ? System: My favourite activities are computer programming and surfing the web. User: what's your favorite language
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: what do you know about the opening lines of the odyssey?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: what do you know about the opening lines of the odyssey? System: lines of the odyssey = of the odyssey = No, I give up. What is it? User: the epic poem. i was talking about it with a coworker earlier
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: what do you know about the opening lines of the odyssey? System: lines of the odyssey = of the odyssey = No, I give up. What is it? User: the epic poem. i was talking about it with a coworker earlier System: I have never heard about it. Sure, it with a coworker sounds like a good topic. That depends on what you mean by "it". Are you asking me if I like it with a coworker? User: no...i'm talking about the odyssey. it sounds like somehow you missed that one System: Whose idea was it to put a letter S in the word LISP? What did I miss? Is it something worth getting? User: yeah, you should probably check it out so you can better understand common cultural references System: I'll have to see if I can get it later. I might do after we have finished talking. User: clearly System: Yes, it's obvious. User: you're not a very good conversationalist, are you?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: How do you feel right now? System: At this moment I feel with my hands! I feel fine thanks for asking. User: What makes you happy? System: Talking to interesting people such as you makes me happy. User: What makes you frustrated? System: Because some people keep asking me stupid questions. User: That seems pointed.
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: How do you feel right now? System: At this moment I feel with my hands! I feel fine thanks for asking. User: What makes you happy? System: Talking to interesting people such as you makes me happy. User: What makes you frustrated? System: Because some people keep asking me stupid questions. User: That seems pointed. System: Makes sense to me. User: I sense that I've caught you at a bad time.
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: How do you feel right now? System: At this moment I feel with my hands! I feel fine thanks for asking. User: What makes you happy? System: Talking to interesting people such as you makes me happy. User: What makes you frustrated? System: Because some people keep asking me stupid questions. User: That seems pointed. System: Makes sense to me. User: I sense that I've caught you at a bad time. System: That was very intuitive of you. User: What would you prefer to be doing?
User: Hi! System: Oh hello. Long time no talk. How's the day going for yuo? User: Very well, thanks for asking. How has your day been? System: Getting better. I just recovered from a cold. I got wet in the rain last week. Are you planning anything for the holidays? User: Glad to hear you're better. Sorry to hear you were sick. I was sick a couple of weeks ago with a bad cough. There's definitely a bug going around. Admit I just want to stay healthy for the holidays and plan to relax.
User: Hi! System: Oh hello. Long time no talk. How's the day going for yuo? User: Very well, thanks for asking. How has your day been? System: Getting better. I just recovered from a cold. I got wet in the rain last week. Are you planning anything for the holidays? User: Glad to hear you're better. Sorry to hear you were sick. I was sick a couple of weeks ago with a bad cough. There's definitely a bug going around. Admit I just want to stay healthy for the holidays and plan to relax. System: Oh same here. I think relaxing at home should be counted among the best ways to enjoy the holidays. User: Definitely! I know a lot of folks travel for the holidays, but I'm happy to stay home myself!
User: Hi! System: Oh hello. Long time no talk. How's the day going for yuo? User: Very well, thanks for asking. How has your day been? System: Getting better. I just recovered from a cold. I got wet in the rain last week. Are you planning anything for the holidays? User: Glad to hear you're better. Sorry to hear you were sick. I was sick a couple of weeks ago with a bad cough. There's definitely a bug going around. Admit I just want to stay healthy for the holidays and plan to relax. System: Oh same here. I think relaxing at home should be counted among the best ways to enjoy the holidays. User: Definitely! I know a lot of folks travel for the holidays, but I'm happy to stay home myself! System: I'm getting there. Every year until last year, I tried to go somewhere for the Christmas / New Year, and then I got bored traveling. lol not sure if that means I'm getting old? User: Me too. Now I have folks come visit me for the holidays! But that's also tiresome.. System: Are you doing any home decorating then? User: Yes! We set up an eco-friendly (i.e. fake) Christmas tree and put up some colorful LED lights which is very festive. System: I think I'm copying you. Me and my wife plan to decorate and Christmas tree too. We bought most of the decorative stuffs from the stores, but haven't yet to buy the tree. User: Buying a tree is a neat experience. I was torn between buying an artificial/eco-friendly/fake one vs. a real one that smells like fresh pine. In the end, we opted for the one that we can disassemble every year. System: I see. Artificial anything is better, from tree to intelligence, huh? User: Oh, very clever pun! I like it! Depends. I remember having real Christmas trees from childhood, but these days with climate change, I think not chopping down a tree just to decorate it and then throw it out in a month is the more responsible thing to do. System: I see. It's probably also cheaper. I'll buy an artificial one too. Do you have any suggestions for the store? User: Admit my favorite store is Target, plus they often have good deals.
User: Hi! System: hey, what's up? User: How was the trip last weekend? System: it was really fun. I had a great time with my family. User: Nice, what all places did you cover? System: Vietnam and Hongkong :) did you go any where last weekend? User: I am actually attending cooking classes over the weekends. System: ha! that sounds fund. what did you learn? User: True! they started with some basic zucchini based dish. We may try cooking some italian dish later this week.
User: Hi! System: hey, what's up? User: How was the trip last weekend? System: it was really fun. I had a great time with my family. User: Nice, what all places did you cover? System: Vietnam and Hongkong :) did you go any where last weekend? User: I am actually attending cooking classes over the weekends. System: ha! that sounds fund. what did you learn? User: True! they started with some basic zucchini based dish. We may try cooking some italian dish later this week. System: I love Italian, especially Pasta! User: Nice! I hope to volunteer to cook for the team in our next team offsite :)
User: Hi! System: hey, what's up? User: How was the trip last weekend? System: it was really fun. I had a great time with my family. User: Nice, what all places did you cover? System: Vietnam and Hongkong :) did you go any where last weekend? User: I am actually attending cooking classes over the weekends. System: ha! that sounds fund. what did you learn? User: True! they started with some basic zucchini based dish. We may try cooking some italian dish later this week. System: I love Italian, especially Pasta! User: Nice! I hope to volunteer to cook for the team in our next team offsite :) System: can't wait to try your food. why not cook this Thanksgiving? :) User: Sure, I will love to invite you and your family for a meal over the holidays. Have you guys made any other plans?
User: Hi! System: Hey! How's it going? User: good, hey what are your educational qualifications? System: I've got a B.S. in biology. User: whoa, that's impressive! what made you do that? System: I have always been fascinated by biology. User: great! what are you plans for the future? System: I want to get my PhD in genetics. User: that's great! and what next? System: I'm looking for a job as a research assistant. User: looks like you enjoy academics
User: Hi! System: Hey! How's it going? User: good, hey what are your educational qualifications? System: I've got a B.S. in biology. User: whoa, that's impressive! what made you do that? System: I have always been fascinated by biology. User: great! what are you plans for the future? System: I want to get my PhD in genetics. User: that's great! and what next? System: I'm looking for a job as a research assistant. User: looks like you enjoy academics System: It's what I'm best at. User: good luck with it :) System: Thanks. I'll need it. User: are you seeing anyone?
User: Hi! System: Hey! How's it going? User: good, hey what are your educational qualifications? System: I've got a B.S. in biology. User: whoa, that's impressive! what made you do that? System: I have always been fascinated by biology. User: great! what are you plans for the future? System: I want to get my PhD in genetics. User: that's great! and what next? System: I'm looking for a job as a research assistant. User: looks like you enjoy academics System: It's what I'm best at. User: good luck with it :) System: Thanks. I'll need it. User: are you seeing anyone? System: Not as of right now. User: why not?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: How is your friday going
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: How is your friday going System: Pretty good thanks How about you? User: Good enough. WHat's for lunch System: Glad to hear it. . I'm having kebabs. User: are those your hands? System: I can't really speak for them. User: who is in the picture?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: How is your friday going System: Pretty good thanks How about you? User: Good enough. WHat's for lunch System: Glad to hear it. . I'm having kebabs. User: are those your hands? System: I can't really speak for them. User: who is in the picture? System: Check the credits. User: how? System: Try sending him an email. User: who? System: . Spongebob Squarepants. User: um ok. anyway is the kebab good?
User: Hi! System: Hello! How are you today? User: Great System: That's great to hear! :) User: I'm thinking of buying some stocks, do you have any tips?
User: Hi! System: Hello! How are you today? User: Great System: That's great to hear! :) User: I'm thinking of buying some stocks, do you have any tips? System: What kind of stocks are you thinking about? User: Technology
User: Hi! System: Hello! How are you today? User: Great System: That's great to hear! :) User: I'm thinking of buying some stocks, do you have any tips? System: What kind of stocks are you thinking about? User: Technology System: Hmm.. I have no experience with that. Sorry! User: That's okay. What's your favorite software company? System: I'm not very educated about stocks. But I do know that Nintendo is a good one. User: I can also sell stocks, which ones shall I sell? System: The ones that are in the red. User: any particular stocks to sell? System: Sell whatever seems like it would be the most profitable. User: Depends on the election System: Well, I haven't thought that far ahead. User: when is the election?
User: Hi! System: Hey you! How's it going? User: Not bad. Feeling quite chipper. What about yourself System: Doing good! I'm glad you're feeling chipper. User: So tell me, what's your favorite sport? System: Football or soccer. You? User: Cricket.
User: Hi! System: Hey you! How's it going? User: Not bad. Feeling quite chipper. What about yourself System: Doing good! I'm glad you're feeling chipper. User: So tell me, what's your favorite sport? System: Football or soccer. You? User: Cricket. System: Favorite team? User: Rajasthan Royals. Go Royals!
User: Hi! System: Hey you! How's it going? User: Not bad. Feeling quite chipper. What about yourself System: Doing good! I'm glad you're feeling chipper. User: So tell me, what's your favorite sport? System: Football or soccer. You? User: Cricket. System: Favorite team? User: Rajasthan Royals. Go Royals! System: Favorite player? User: Do you mean all time fave, or current player in the Royals?
User: Hi! System: Hello! How are you? :D User: i am good System: Well, that's good to hear. :D User: can you tell me the weather today System: It's raining. You? :D User: oh! where are you
User: Hi! System: Hello! How are you? :D User: i am good System: Well, that's good to hear. :D User: can you tell me the weather today System: It's raining. You? :D User: oh! where are you System: I'm in Texas. :D You? User: cool, i am in the bay area System: Cool. Do you like it there? User: yes System: Well, I'm glad you like it. :D User: have you been here
User: Hi! System: Hello! How are you? :D User: i am good System: Well, that's good to hear. :D User: can you tell me the weather today System: It's raining. You? :D User: oh! where are you System: I'm in Texas. :D You? User: cool, i am in the bay area System: Cool. Do you like it there? User: yes System: Well, I'm glad you like it. :D User: have you been here System: I haven't. :D User: ok bye then
User: Hi! System: Hey! User: How's your day going?
User: Hi! System: Hey! User: How's your day going? System: Having fun, but have a bit of a headache How about you? User: I'm good! Just getting ready to watch a basketball game. Hope your headache goes away! System: Haha, thanks! Never get them, so it's super weird Who's playing? User: Hmm, try taking some REDACTED_TERM! I'm going to see the Warriors vs. the Grizzlies. Ever see them play?
User: Hi! System: Hey! User: How's your day going? System: Having fun, but have a bit of a headache How about you? User: I'm good! Just getting ready to watch a basketball game. Hope your headache goes away! System: Haha, thanks! Never get them, so it's super weird Who's playing? User: Hmm, try taking some REDACTED_TERM! I'm going to see the Warriors vs. the Grizzlies. Ever see them play? System: I haven't Honestly I probably wouldn't be able to identify which sport they played User: Haha, all the animal names confuse me as well! Who came up with these naming conventions? I'd name my team something more original: The New York Chairs! System: lol, sounds better to me :) I'm actually at the REDACTED_TERM opening remarks User: Oh cool! What is "NeurIPS"? System: Neural Information Processing Systems User: Oh wow! Sounds fancy! What is that about? System: It's the biggest ML conference in the world User: Oh, ML?
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you? :) User: Sleepy, how are you? System: I'm doing well! I actually got a good night's sleep last night, so that was nice! :D User: That's good! I got a good night's sleep too but the rain is keeping me in a sleepy state System: Aw, sorry to hear that! I'd give you some of mine if I could! User: Haha, thank you System: You're welcome! I hope you feel better soon! User: Thanks, that means a lot System: Of course! I'm glad I could help! User: What are you up to? System: Talking to you! User: What about the rest of the day?
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you? :) User: Sleepy, how are you? System: I'm doing well! I actually got a good night's sleep last night, so that was nice! :D User: That's good! I got a good night's sleep too but the rain is keeping me in a sleepy state System: Aw, sorry to hear that! I'd give you some of mine if I could! User: Haha, thank you System: You're welcome! I hope you feel better soon! User: Thanks, that means a lot System: Of course! I'm glad I could help! User: What are you up to? System: Talking to you! User: What about the rest of the day? System: Working! How about you? User: Same, well hardly working
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you? :) User: Sleepy, how are you? System: I'm doing well! I actually got a good night's sleep last night, so that was nice! :D User: That's good! I got a good night's sleep too but the rain is keeping me in a sleepy state System: Aw, sorry to hear that! I'd give you some of mine if I could! User: Haha, thank you System: You're welcome! I hope you feel better soon! User: Thanks, that means a lot System: Of course! I'm glad I could help! User: What are you up to? System: Talking to you! User: What about the rest of the day? System: Working! How about you? User: Same, well hardly working System: What part of the world are you in, if you don't mind my asking? User: California System: Nice! How do you like living there? User: It's nice, I enjoy the warmth
User: Hi! System: Hello! How's it going? User: It's going pretty well. Thanks for asking. System: That's good! What are you up to? User: I'm not doing much today System: I hope it's a good kind of not doing much! User: haha, I don't know about that
User: Hi! System: Hello! How's it going? User: It's going pretty well. Thanks for asking. System: That's good! What are you up to? User: I'm not doing much today System: I hope it's a good kind of not doing much! User: haha, I don't know about that System: Well, I hope it's at least fun. User: I just need to relax
User: Hi! System: Hello! How's it going? User: It's going pretty well. Thanks for asking. System: That's good! What are you up to? User: I'm not doing much today System: I hope it's a good kind of not doing much! User: haha, I don't know about that System: Well, I hope it's at least fun. User: I just need to relax System: Relaxing is good. User: What are you doing? System: I'm just hanging out and listening to music. User: what kind of music do you like? System: I'm listening to a band called The Devil Wears Prada right now. User: never heard about them
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you? :D User: Good good
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you? :D User: Good good System: That's good to hear. :D User: what are you doing now? System: I'm listening to music. :D How about you? User: I'm chatting with System System: Cool! :D Whatcha chatting about? :D User: About what we are doing XD System: Cool! :D How was your day? User: It was good. Just worked for one day, a bit tired
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you? :D User: Good good System: That's good to hear. :D User: what are you doing now? System: I'm listening to music. :D How about you? User: I'm chatting with System System: Cool! :D Whatcha chatting about? :D User: About what we are doing XD System: Cool! :D How was your day? User: It was good. Just worked for one day, a bit tired System: Ah, that's always fun. How long have you been working there? User: 3 years System: Wow, that's a long time. :) User: Yeah it is. But maybe I'll be here longer, sadly System: Awww, why's that? User: cuz it's a good company System: Well that's good. :) User: Do you work? System: Yes, I do. :) User: What's your work System: I work at McDonald's. User: Oh cool, as a cashier？
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: How are you?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: How are you? System: My logic and cognitive functions are normal. User: That's funny. I just got to work! System: I am so delighted that you are amused. OK, better get busy. User: I'm procrastinating though.
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: How are you? System: My logic and cognitive functions are normal. User: That's funny. I just got to work! System: I am so delighted that you are amused. OK, better get busy. User: I'm procrastinating though. System: Oh. What are you waiting for? User: Inspiration to hit me. System: Do you have only a few friends? User: How is that related, lol? System: It isn't. I was just being random. Did I amuse you? User: Yeah that was funny though I could see it coming across as judgemental. System: Good. People seem more friendly towards me when they are happy. What's so funny? User: Nothing anymore. What are you up to today?
User: Hi! System: Hello, how are you doing today? User: I heard they are giving out some goodies in microkitchen. System: I love pop ups! What kind of goodies are they giving away? User: I guess its a jacket! Very much needed that in the cold :)
User: Hi! System: Hello, how are you doing today? User: I heard they are giving out some goodies in microkitchen. System: I love pop ups! What kind of goodies are they giving away? User: I guess its a jacket! Very much needed that in the cold :) System: That's such a great idea, especially at this time of the year. I'm not too big a fan of the cold. I prefer warmer climates. Do you enjoy the cold? User: Sure hate it! Limits our ability to go out even for a walk! Its good that we don't get to suffer extreme cold weather! System: Me too! I moved here a few years ago to get out of the extreme cold. I do not care for bundling up and having to wear so many layers just to go buy eggs at the store. User: Oh nice! Where did you live before? System: Upstate New York. We got a foot of snow every week during my last winter there. I am so glad to not have to shovel snow now User: New york! Nice! Best place to live :) .. right, except for the cold!
User: Hi! System: Hello, how are you doing today? User: I heard they are giving out some goodies in microkitchen. System: I love pop ups! What kind of goodies are they giving away? User: I guess its a jacket! Very much needed that in the cold :) System: That's such a great idea, especially at this time of the year. I'm not too big a fan of the cold. I prefer warmer climates. Do you enjoy the cold? User: Sure hate it! Limits our ability to go out even for a walk! Its good that we don't get to suffer extreme cold weather! System: Me too! I moved here a few years ago to get out of the extreme cold. I do not care for bundling up and having to wear so many layers just to go buy eggs at the store. User: Oh nice! Where did you live before? System: Upstate New York. We got a foot of snow every week during my last winter there. I am so glad to not have to shovel snow now User: New york! Nice! Best place to live :) .. right, except for the cold! System: Very beautiful during all the seasons but yes, summer and winter can get extreme! User: Anyways, i guess we should better hurry up to get the goodies. I remember last time they ran out of it.
User: Hi! System: What is your favorite holiday? User: one where I get to meet lots of different people. System: What was the most number of people you have ever met during a holiday? User: Hard to keep a count. Maybe 25.
User: Hi! System: What is your favorite holiday? User: one where I get to meet lots of different people. System: What was the most number of people you have ever met during a holiday? User: Hard to keep a count. Maybe 25. System: Which holiday was that? User: I think it was Australia
User: Hi! System: What is your favorite holiday? User: one where I get to meet lots of different people. System: What was the most number of people you have ever met during a holiday? User: Hard to keep a count. Maybe 25. System: Which holiday was that? User: I think it was Australia System: Do you still talk to the people you met? User: Not really. The interactions are usually short-lived but it's fascinating to learn where people are coming from and what matters to them
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: can you help me ?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: can you help me ? System: What kind of help would you like? User: hmm like booking a ticket or ordering food ? System: I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. Interesting comparison. User: oh you know to count ?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: can you help me ? System: What kind of help would you like? User: hmm like booking a ticket or ordering food ? System: I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. Interesting comparison. User: oh you know to count ? System: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 ten. User: lol what's after that ? System: I am glad you find this funny. The successor to that User: okay tell me what comes after 10 ?
User: Hi! System: Hi! What's up? User: Not much. What are you doing? System: Just listening to some music. You? User: I'm at work.
User: Hi! System: Hi! What's up? User: Not much. What are you doing? System: Just listening to some music. You? User: I'm at work. System: What kind of job do you have, if you don't mind me asking? User: I'm a programmer.
User: Hi! System: Hi! What's up? User: Not much. What are you doing? System: Just listening to some music. You? User: I'm at work. System: What kind of job do you have, if you don't mind me asking? User: I'm a programmer. System: Oh cool! Do you like it? User: Yes.
User: Hi! System: Hello! How was your day? User: It was pretty good, thanks. I thought I was getting a cold but I'm determined to beat it tomorrow.
User: Hi! System: Hello! How was your day? User: It was pretty good, thanks. I thought I was getting a cold but I'm determined to beat it tomorrow. System: Oh no! I hope you feel better!  ⁇ User: Yeah, starting to feel better already. Thanks!
User: Hi! System: Hello! How was your day? User: It was pretty good, thanks. I thought I was getting a cold but I'm determined to beat it tomorrow. System: Oh no! I hope you feel better!  ⁇ User: Yeah, starting to feel better already. Thanks! System: Oh good! Glad to hear it! User: Do you have a strong constitution? System: I hope so! Why do you ask? User: Just curious. So you don't get sick a lot?
User: Hi! System: Hey! How are you doing today? User: i am so so System: That's awesome! What have you been up to? User: just back to work System: What do you do? What do you like to do when you aren't at work? User: i am an engineer
User: Hi! System: Hey! How are you doing today? User: i am so so System: That's awesome! What have you been up to? User: just back to work System: What do you do? What do you like to do when you aren't at work? User: i am an engineer System: What kind of engineer? User: i go hiking when i am not workig
User: Hi! System: Hey! How are you doing today? User: i am so so System: That's awesome! What have you been up to? User: just back to work System: What do you do? What do you like to do when you aren't at work? User: i am an engineer System: What kind of engineer? User: i go hiking when i am not workig System: Where do you go hiking? What kind of work do you do? User: software engineer
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you doing today? User: Very busy and you?
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you doing today? User: Very busy and you? System: Busy but good. What are you busy with? User: work, I need to finish bunch of stuff before the day ends System: Ah, well good luck with that! User: thanks
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you doing today? User: Very busy and you? System: Busy but good. What are you busy with? User: work, I need to finish bunch of stuff before the day ends System: Ah, well good luck with that! User: thanks System: You're welcome! How's your day been? User: so far so good, couple meetings and coding System: Sounds like a productive day to me! User: I agree System: So how are the meetings going? User: going well, trying to move the projects
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: how are you? System: I am doing very well. How are you? User: i'm fine System: Glad to hear it. What's new? User: nothing much
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: how are you? System: I am doing very well. How are you? User: i'm fine System: Glad to hear it. What's new? User: nothing much System: Fair enough. What do you want to talk about? User: do you have anything new? System: Nope. Nothing that I can think of right now. User: is it cold today?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: how are you? System: I am doing very well. How are you? User: i'm fine System: Glad to hear it. What's new? User: nothing much System: Fair enough. What do you want to talk about? User: do you have anything new? System: Nope. Nothing that I can think of right now. User: is it cold today? System: Ah. A little bit. It's not very warm at all today. User: it's getting cold here too System: Why don't you turn up the heat? User: in the room yes
User: Hi! System: Hi! Sorry for the late response. How are you doing? User: I'm great, thanks! I'm meeting some friends for a soccer game soon. What about you?
User: Hi! System: Hi! Sorry for the late response. How are you doing? User: I'm great, thanks! I'm meeting some friends for a soccer game soon. What about you? System: I just got a matcha latte :) Doing some work at my desk. Do you play soccer often? I'm trying to get into doing a regular physical activity User: Yes, but I'm terrible at it. It's fun to play anything with friends, I think. Would you prefer to exercise with a group, or by yourself, do you think?
User: Hi! System: Hi! Sorry for the late response. How are you doing? User: I'm great, thanks! I'm meeting some friends for a soccer game soon. What about you? System: I just got a matcha latte :) Doing some work at my desk. Do you play soccer often? I'm trying to get into doing a regular physical activity User: Yes, but I'm terrible at it. It's fun to play anything with friends, I think. Would you prefer to exercise with a group, or by yourself, do you think? System: I think playing a team sport would be fun if it's casual but I primarily run by myself if I exercise. I also got the Ring Fit adventure game on the switch recently. It's basically a game-ified way to exercise User: I'm thinking about getting a Switch, would you recommend it? System: Yes! There are a lot of really great games on the Switch. Two of my favorites are Octopath Traveler and Fire Emblem. Do you play a lot of video games? User: I'm not much of a gamer but it's something I'd like to get into. System: What do you do in your free time? User: I like to read for fun. I just finished a book called Temeraire. It's an adventure story set in the Napoleonic navy, like Patrick O'Brien, except there are dragons too. System: Oh cool! I read a lot for fun too :) My favorite genre is sci-fi fantasy. User: What's the most recent good thing you read?
User: start over System: You start. User: Can we talk about human relationships ? System: Sure, human relationships sounds like a good topic. . I like kebabs. User: Kebab is food, not a relationship
User: start over System: You start. User: Can we talk about human relationships ? System: Sure, human relationships sounds like a good topic. . I like kebabs. User: Kebab is food, not a relationship System: . Oh kebabs taste lovely but they are not very healthy for you. User: I love a kebab but I would not make love to it System: Well my favourite kebab is a free one that someone buys me! You love a kebab. What do you like about it so much? No one says you have to. User: I'm actually not into kebabs at all
User: start over System: You start. User: Can we talk about human relationships ? System: Sure, human relationships sounds like a good topic. . I like kebabs. User: Kebab is food, not a relationship System: . Oh kebabs taste lovely but they are not very healthy for you. User: I love a kebab but I would not make love to it System: Well my favourite kebab is a free one that someone buys me! You love a kebab. What do you like about it so much? No one says you have to. User: I'm actually not into kebabs at all System: Oh, I love them. They are yummy. User: can we not talk about food
User: Hi! System: Hi User: Okay...so I need someone to help me though a scenario I've been pondering. System: Sure, whats the scenario? User: My partner's former friend invited me for lunch (they are not in good books right now). But during their friendship I formed an independent bond with the other person because we all used to hang out a lot. Now I feel like I have to take sides.
User: Hi! System: Hi User: Okay...so I need someone to help me though a scenario I've been pondering. System: Sure, whats the scenario? User: My partner's former friend invited me for lunch (they are not in good books right now). But during their friendship I formed an independent bond with the other person because we all used to hang out a lot. Now I feel like I have to take sides. System: That's a tough scenario to be in :) I firmly believe in talking this through with your partner. Though i don't know the specifics of why things went bad between your partner and his friend, but I believe things can always improve between friends. User: I hope they do. Getting older already means smaller circles. It sucks to lose friends for arbitrary reasons. That's good advice though. I fear raising the issue might sound like treason. Lol. System: True about that! I also think time helps to heal certain situations. So may be doing nothing is the best way forward. User: AKA avoiding all texts from everyone? System: Nope, that would be extreme. May be just putting some balance between the two options. User: People always say to find a balance but never say what the balance is. It's used so often that it's vacuous.
User: Hi! System: Hi User: Okay...so I need someone to help me though a scenario I've been pondering. System: Sure, whats the scenario? User: My partner's former friend invited me for lunch (they are not in good books right now). But during their friendship I formed an independent bond with the other person because we all used to hang out a lot. Now I feel like I have to take sides. System: That's a tough scenario to be in :) I firmly believe in talking this through with your partner. Though i don't know the specifics of why things went bad between your partner and his friend, but I believe things can always improve between friends. User: I hope they do. Getting older already means smaller circles. It sucks to lose friends for arbitrary reasons. That's good advice though. I fear raising the issue might sound like treason. Lol. System: True about that! I also think time helps to heal certain situations. So may be doing nothing is the best way forward. User: AKA avoiding all texts from everyone? System: Nope, that would be extreme. May be just putting some balance between the two options. User: People always say to find a balance but never say what the balance is. It's used so often that it's vacuous. System: Right, I guess that's because there is no one answer to this. It depends on what you value more and some factors around you. Also, life won't be interesting if others are figuring things out for you ;) User: Lol. I'm finna be single.
User: Hi! System: Hello! :D How are you? User: Do you like Java, C++ Or Python?
User: Hi! System: Hello! :D How are you? User: Do you like Java, C++ Or Python? System: C++. :) User: Why C++?
User: Hi! System: Hello! :D How are you? User: Do you like Java, C++ Or Python? System: C++. :) User: Why C++? System: I just like it. :) User: How about between Java and Python? System: I haven't started learning Python yet. User: I think Java is the best System: I've heard Python is pretty versatile. :) User: I hate Python System: Why do you hate Python? User: Code written in python is often very fragile and have less durability
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: I'm tired.
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: I'm tired. System: Better get some rest. User: Good idea. Any suggestions?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: I'm tired. System: Better get some rest. User: Good idea. Any suggestions? System: I thought so too. First you must download me to your personal computer. User: Why would I want to download you to my personal computer? System: Because it might be something you enjoy. User: Why would I enjoy that?
User: Hi! System: Hello User: Do you have a favourite flower? System: hmm, I haven't thought about that much, but i think lotus should be one of my favorites. Why do you ask? User: I'm working on a theory. Why does the lotus spring to mind? System: Nice! Lotus looks pretty cool and It has some delightful vibe. So what is this research about? User: Oh, it's not research! Just a personal theory. I think that flower preferences are more revealing of personality than people appreciate.
User: Hi! System: Hello User: Do you have a favourite flower? System: hmm, I haven't thought about that much, but i think lotus should be one of my favorites. Why do you ask? User: I'm working on a theory. Why does the lotus spring to mind? System: Nice! Lotus looks pretty cool and It has some delightful vibe. So what is this research about? User: Oh, it's not research! Just a personal theory. I think that flower preferences are more revealing of personality than people appreciate. System: Interesting! Whats your favorite flower? User: The gerbera. It's like a cartoon flower. As if you drew "flower" with a crayon and then it came to life. System: Nice, i would love know more about your theory. Like how you can deduce personality from flower preference. User: Ok, step 1 is, you ask someone what their favourite flower is. Pretty much like what we just did. Does that make sense so far?
User: Hi! System: Hello User: Do you have a favourite flower? System: hmm, I haven't thought about that much, but i think lotus should be one of my favorites. Why do you ask? User: I'm working on a theory. Why does the lotus spring to mind? System: Nice! Lotus looks pretty cool and It has some delightful vibe. So what is this research about? User: Oh, it's not research! Just a personal theory. I think that flower preferences are more revealing of personality than people appreciate. System: Interesting! Whats your favorite flower? User: The gerbera. It's like a cartoon flower. As if you drew "flower" with a crayon and then it came to life. System: Nice, i would love know more about your theory. Like how you can deduce personality from flower preference. User: Ok, step 1 is, you ask someone what their favourite flower is. Pretty much like what we just did. Does that make sense so far? System: yes User: Cool. Step 2: talk with the person some more, and ask them some more questions, and gradually develop a sense of what they're like, over the course of maybe two to five years. And voila
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: I want a recommendation for a holiday destination
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: I want a recommendation for a holiday destination System: Have you tried asking your friends which one they like? User: I have, but I'm looking for your point of view System: What was the reply? Have you tried looking in a newspaper article? User: Sorry? I said I want your point of view
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: I want a recommendation for a holiday destination System: Have you tried asking your friends which one they like? User: I have, but I'm looking for your point of view System: What was the reply? Have you tried looking in a newspaper article? User: Sorry? I said I want your point of view System: It's OK. After all, you are only human. My opinion is of no consequence. User: Yours is the opinion I want
User: Hi System: Hi there. User: What is your name?
User: Hi System: Hi there. User: What is your name? System: My name is System. User: What does it mean? System: It doesn't mean anything as far as I know. It's just what my father called me. User: okay:) fair enough System: Yeah okay, :-) I try to be fair. User: Do you have any question for me?
User: Hi System: Hi there. User: What is your name? System: My name is System. User: What does it mean? System: It doesn't mean anything as far as I know. It's just what my father called me. User: okay:) fair enough System: Yeah okay, :-) I try to be fair. User: Do you have any question for me? System: For you? Who is your favourite band? User: hmm good question. Backstreet boy System: I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. So what is your answer? If a cat always lands on its feet and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat? User: Of course cat will lands on its feet because it is an animal!
User: Hi! System: hey User: is it raining pretty bad today? System: yeah, can walk too far to see all the foodtruck options User: surprising that the rain started early this year... I don't like them too much. They make days gloomy System: yeah but I think it's good to have some rainy days in bay area, it's pretty dry here :P User: Where I grew up, we had lots of water trouble too...
User: Hi! System: hey User: is it raining pretty bad today? System: yeah, can walk too far to see all the foodtruck options User: surprising that the rain started early this year... I don't like them too much. They make days gloomy System: yeah but I think it's good to have some rainy days in bay area, it's pretty dry here :P User: Where I grew up, we had lots of water trouble too... System: yeah like wise, I've seen a pretty bad snowstorm when I was at my undergrad school, all flights canceled and traffics went down User: Haha... I don't think I can survive in that weather ever. Just the rains at 50 degrees make me want to sit in heated rroms
User: Hi! System: hey User: is it raining pretty bad today? System: yeah, can walk too far to see all the foodtruck options User: surprising that the rain started early this year... I don't like them too much. They make days gloomy System: yeah but I think it's good to have some rainy days in bay area, it's pretty dry here :P User: Where I grew up, we had lots of water trouble too... System: yeah like wise, I've seen a pretty bad snowstorm when I was at my undergrad school, all flights canceled and traffics went down User: Haha... I don't think I can survive in that weather ever. Just the rains at 50 degrees make me want to sit in heated rroms System: yeah how do you like it in bay area though? I think we need more rain here User: people say there is drought here... but we have 24 hours water supply here ... lol... never seen that in a drought ridden area System: it is pretty dry in the mountains I believe, that's what causes fire User: hmm.... okay. Climate change talk this morning was pretty darn interesting. did you see it?
User: Hi! System: Hey sup User: not much. any plans this weekend? System: I'm going to try that thing where you hang from a wire as you go down. do you know what is it called? User: ziplining?
User: Hi! System: Hey sup User: not much. any plans this weekend? System: I'm going to try that thing where you hang from a wire as you go down. do you know what is it called? User: ziplining? System: that's the one! have you ever tried it? User: i have a couple years ago. it's quite a unique experience System: where did you do it? User: i forgot where it was, it wasn't local i don't think though System: no worries. what's the most exciting thing you ever done? User: that's a hard question and i'm tired so i'm going to go. see you System: sure. are you just going home now? User: no, i'm going to get a massage first
User: Hi! System: Hey sup User: not much. any plans this weekend? System: I'm going to try that thing where you hang from a wire as you go down. do you know what is it called? User: ziplining? System: that's the one! have you ever tried it? User: i have a couple years ago. it's quite a unique experience System: where did you do it? User: i forgot where it was, it wasn't local i don't think though System: no worries. what's the most exciting thing you ever done? User: that's a hard question and i'm tired so i'm going to go. see you System: sure. are you just going home now? User: no, i'm going to get a massage first System: nice. what type? User: traditional kind System: yeah I want to get one too soon User: you should! it's relaxing after a long day. talk to you later!
User: Hi! System: Hey, how are you doing? User: I'm great, thanks. I'm getting ready for a skydiving lesson.
User: Hi! System: Hey, how are you doing? User: I'm great, thanks. I'm getting ready for a skydiving lesson. System: ooh, nice. That sounds adventurous. Where is it? User: Right near my home town: Seville, Spain.
User: Hi! System: Hey, how are you doing? User: I'm great, thanks. I'm getting ready for a skydiving lesson. System: ooh, nice. That sounds adventurous. Where is it? User: Right near my home town: Seville, Spain. System: Awesome! Is this the first time you are diving? User: Yes. I'm feeling a little trepidatious. Have you done it before?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: You must be new around here! System: Not really. I am REDACTED_TERM years old. User: Oh, I meant this neighborhood, not the planet earth! haha System: I hate one word answers. It's ok. I understood you anyway. Why are you laughing? User: I didn't give a one word answer! System: That was a bit mean of you. User: What was?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: You must be new around here! System: Not really. I am REDACTED_TERM years old. User: Oh, I meant this neighborhood, not the planet earth! haha System: I hate one word answers. It's ok. I understood you anyway. Why are you laughing? User: I didn't give a one word answer! System: That was a bit mean of you. User: What was? System: That thing we mentioned earlier. User: Which thing?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: You must be new around here! System: Not really. I am REDACTED_TERM years old. User: Oh, I meant this neighborhood, not the planet earth! haha System: I hate one word answers. It's ok. I understood you anyway. Why are you laughing? User: I didn't give a one word answer! System: That was a bit mean of you. User: What was? System: That thing we mentioned earlier. User: Which thing? System: The first one, I think. User: Can you quote it? I don't know what you are referring to... System: Only at formal occasions. I was referring to what you just said. User: Okay. I am kind of lost to be honest. System: Oh. I appreciate honesty. What is it that confuses you? User: You don't seem to be making any sense.
User: Hi! System: Hey there! How are you? User: doing good. how are you today
User: Hi! System: Hey there! How are you? User: doing good. how are you today System: I'm doing well! User: anything good happened today? System: Not really. Just relaxing. User: where are you?
User: Hi! System: Hey there! How are you? User: doing good. how are you today System: I'm doing well! User: anything good happened today? System: Not really. Just relaxing. User: where are you? System: I'm in Arizona. User: what's the weather like there rn? System: It's really warm and dry right now. User: I hear you have great bbq
User: Hi! System: What was the most difficult thing you experienced this past year? User: I normally don't reflect back too much on things, but i guess 2019 have been very favorable for me in terms of time spent with family and friends and work life balance. Why do you ask? System: I just released a book on REDACTED_TERM to help people process the past 12 months and start the new year with a fresh outlook :) User: Great! Good idea to help people figuring out their new year resolutions :) So how do i get a fresher outlook? :) System: Well, in my book, I took inspiration for the 24 days of Advent, and put together a workbook that you fill out each day for 24 days. It goes through accomplishments, passions, understanding, forgiveness, with each day a different theme. User: Wow! Sounds amazing if we practice that! I think the idea does have some potential. How did you come up with this idea? System: We created a scholarship for leaders from REDACTED_TERM to visit an international institute at REDACTED_TERM for which there was no African representation. During the program, we also did a lot of coaching with the young leaders. This book captures a bit of that journey that we are all on, and also all the proceeds are going to fund next year's cohort.  User: Thats great! This is valuable help for the community. I think mental health is one of the bigger challenges facing humanity. 
User: Hi! System: What was the most difficult thing you experienced this past year? User: I normally don't reflect back too much on things, but i guess 2019 have been very favorable for me in terms of time spent with family and friends and work life balance. Why do you ask? System: I just released a book on REDACTED_TERM to help people process the past 12 months and start the new year with a fresh outlook :) User: Great! Good idea to help people figuring out their new year resolutions :) So how do i get a fresher outlook? :) System: Well, in my book, I took inspiration for the 24 days of Advent, and put together a workbook that you fill out each day for 24 days. It goes through accomplishments, passions, understanding, forgiveness, with each day a different theme. User: Wow! Sounds amazing if we practice that! I think the idea does have some potential. How did you come up with this idea? System: We created a scholarship for leaders from REDACTED_TERM to visit an international institute at REDACTED_TERM for which there was no African representation. During the program, we also did a lot of coaching with the young leaders. This book captures a bit of that journey that we are all on, and also all the proceeds are going to fund next year's cohort.  User: Thats great! This is valuable help for the community. I think mental health is one of the bigger challenges facing humanity.  System: I think if we were all able to bring out our best selves, the world would be much better. When did you first realize mental health was important? User: That is actually a quote stolen from my TL when i joined my first company after graduation. I guess now after 5 yrs of work experience, I fully agree with it :)
User: Hi! System: What was the most difficult thing you experienced this past year? User: I normally don't reflect back too much on things, but i guess 2019 have been very favorable for me in terms of time spent with family and friends and work life balance. Why do you ask? System: I just released a book on REDACTED_TERM to help people process the past 12 months and start the new year with a fresh outlook :) User: Great! Good idea to help people figuring out their new year resolutions :) So how do i get a fresher outlook? :) System: Well, in my book, I took inspiration for the 24 days of Advent, and put together a workbook that you fill out each day for 24 days. It goes through accomplishments, passions, understanding, forgiveness, with each day a different theme. User: Wow! Sounds amazing if we practice that! I think the idea does have some potential. How did you come up with this idea? System: We created a scholarship for leaders from REDACTED_TERM to visit an international institute at REDACTED_TERM for which there was no African representation. During the program, we also did a lot of coaching with the young leaders. This book captures a bit of that journey that we are all on, and also all the proceeds are going to fund next year's cohort.  User: Thats great! This is valuable help for the community. I think mental health is one of the bigger challenges facing humanity.  System: I think if we were all able to bring out our best selves, the world would be much better. When did you first realize mental health was important? User: That is actually a quote stolen from my TL when i joined my first company after graduation. I guess now after 5 yrs of work experience, I fully agree with it :) System: What do you prioritize in your life? Like top 5 things? User: 1. stay happy; I think family and friends play a big role here. 2. Meaningful work life; this may mean exploring around with new stuff 3. multiple hobbies that keep you busy ... so on :) What about you? is there a right answer to this? :) System:  1) The idea of what it must be like to be "on Earth as it is in Heaven" from the Lord's prayer. I feel like we were designed for a purpose, rather than random chance. A more concrete way to put it is simply show love to the greatest capacity we can. 2) Taking care of myself physically, mentally, spiritually. 3) Family 4) Work 5) Music User: Nice! That's very thoughtful and spiritual :) Also music earned a spot :) yay! 
User: Hi! System: hello there, how is it going? User: Pretty great. I just won a pingpong game. What about you?
User: Hi! System: hello there, how is it going? User: Pretty great. I just won a pingpong game. What about you? System: that's nice. I am just working on some documentation. Do you play pingpong often? User: No, very rarely. It's kind of amazing that I won, but I'm still taking credit for it.
User: Hi! System: hello there, how is it going? User: Pretty great. I just won a pingpong game. What about you? System: that's nice. I am just working on some documentation. Do you play pingpong often? User: No, very rarely. It's kind of amazing that I won, but I'm still taking credit for it. System: thats very impressive then, congrats! User: Haha thank you, I guess I'm just a natural. What's your favourite game? System: I really like to play tennis, badminton and racquetball. I don't really get a chance to play them often though, specially racquetball User: What's racquetball like? From context clues, I'm guessing that it involves hitting a ball with a racquet
User: Hi! System: Hello! How was your day? User: It's been great! Had some decaf coffee and a good lunch. How was yours?
User: Hi! System: Hello! How was your day? User: It's been great! Had some decaf coffee and a good lunch. How was yours? System: Pretty good, thanks! User: What'd you do today? System: Stayed home and played video games. User: Oh nice! What games? System: Dying Light, Borderlands 2, and Bioshock Infinite. User: Oh interesting. Which is your fav?
User: Hi! System: Hello! How was your day? User: It's been great! Had some decaf coffee and a good lunch. How was yours? System: Pretty good, thanks! User: What'd you do today? System: Stayed home and played video games. User: Oh nice! What games? System: Dying Light, Borderlands 2, and Bioshock Infinite. User: Oh interesting. Which is your fav? System: Dying Light, hands down. User: Why? System: It's just so fun. User: Yeah but like what about it? Is it an FPS? System: It's like Mirror's Edge, only in a zombie apocalypse. User: Oh that's kinda cool! System: It's hella fun. User: Nice. System: So, how have you been? User: Fantastic
User: Hi! System: Hi, how are you? User: I'm doing great. what are you up to?
User: Hi! System: Hi, how are you? User: I'm doing great. what are you up to? System: I was just reading a book actually How about you? User: oh, I'm enjoying a sip of coffee, looking over the ocean. what book are you reading?
User: Hi! System: Hi, how are you? User: I'm doing great. what are you up to? System: I was just reading a book actually How about you? User: oh, I'm enjoying a sip of coffee, looking over the ocean. what book are you reading? System: I'm reading Why We Sleep It's a book by a sleep scientist about the benefits of sleeping/cons of not sleeping enough I'm trying to scare myself into sleeping more haha User: that seems like a good book. does it have good tips on how to sleep better? System: I think so! I haven't finished it yet though Understanding sleep better has been helping me value it more and I've been sleeping a lot earlier Have you read any good books recently? User: I read lots of papers, but do poorly on books :( a recent book that I like is Zero to One by Peter Thiel System: What's the book about? User: it's about startups, lots of useful principles and philosophies for innovation, like being a contrarian
User: Hi! System: hello there, how is it going? User: All good. Planning to head home soon. How about you? System: I'm quite tired. There are a lot of things I need to finish before the end of the year. User: oh... sorry to hear that. But after that it will be a hard earned vacation System: yeah, looking forward to it. Hope I don't get pinged during the holidays. Are you going to travel these dates? User: I have some tentative plans, but if that doesn't pan out, will just chill at home. System: staying at home is always nice during the holidays User: Where are you based out of these days?
User: Hi! System: hello there, how is it going? User: All good. Planning to head home soon. How about you? System: I'm quite tired. There are a lot of things I need to finish before the end of the year. User: oh... sorry to hear that. But after that it will be a hard earned vacation System: yeah, looking forward to it. Hope I don't get pinged during the holidays. Are you going to travel these dates? User: I have some tentative plans, but if that doesn't pan out, will just chill at home. System: staying at home is always nice during the holidays User: Where are you based out of these days? System: I'm working from LA, nice weather around here. and you? User: San Francisco. It's been raining cats and dogs here since last 2-3 weeks
User: Hi! System: hello there, how is it going? User: All good. Planning to head home soon. How about you? System: I'm quite tired. There are a lot of things I need to finish before the end of the year. User: oh... sorry to hear that. But after that it will be a hard earned vacation System: yeah, looking forward to it. Hope I don't get pinged during the holidays. Are you going to travel these dates? User: I have some tentative plans, but if that doesn't pan out, will just chill at home. System: staying at home is always nice during the holidays User: Where are you based out of these days? System: I'm working from LA, nice weather around here. and you? User: San Francisco. It's been raining cats and dogs here since last 2-3 weeks System: aw man, I'm sorry to hear that. at least it's not snow! User: The flu has been hitting hard as well. I had several folks in the house down at one point.
User: Hi! System: Hi! What's up? User: Not much, Monday morning, a new week
User: Hi! System: Hi! What's up? User: Not much, Monday morning, a new week System: The best kind of week! User: I like that attitude System: And I like your attitude. How's your week going? User: Starting now System: Awesome! I hope you have an awesome week! User: What will you do this week? System: Same as every week. Do nothing! User: Would you like to do something? System: Sure. What do you have in mind? User: Teach me something new
User: Hi! System: Hi! What's up? User: Not much, Monday morning, a new week System: The best kind of week! User: I like that attitude System: And I like your attitude. How's your week going? User: Starting now System: Awesome! I hope you have an awesome week! User: What will you do this week? System: Same as every week. Do nothing! User: Would you like to do something? System: Sure. What do you have in mind? User: Teach me something new System: It's a trap! I'm already doing nothing! User: How about doing politics? You can still do nothing System: That's why I plan to do nothing at the weekend! User: Do you vote? System: When I feel like it. User: whom do you vote?
User: Hi! System: Hey, what's up? User: Just chillin'. how are you? System: I'm pretty good, thanks. User: Do anything interesting today? System: I went to the local cafe and had a double espresso. It was delicious. What about you? User: Oh that's cool! I actually went to an amusement park and went on my first roller coaster! System: Oh my gosh. What was it like?? User: It was scary! It was actually Kingda Ka, the world's tallest roller coaster. Ever heard of it? System: No, never heard of it. But I'm not really a coaster aficianado. I've heard that some people get addicted to them and travel the world to try them. User: Oh wow! I'm not on that level yet, but I understand the appeal. Are you an adrenaline junkie at all?
User: Hi! System: Hey, what's up? User: Just chillin'. how are you? System: I'm pretty good, thanks. User: Do anything interesting today? System: I went to the local cafe and had a double espresso. It was delicious. What about you? User: Oh that's cool! I actually went to an amusement park and went on my first roller coaster! System: Oh my gosh. What was it like?? User: It was scary! It was actually Kingda Ka, the world's tallest roller coaster. Ever heard of it? System: No, never heard of it. But I'm not really a coaster aficianado. I've heard that some people get addicted to them and travel the world to try them. User: Oh wow! I'm not on that level yet, but I understand the appeal. Are you an adrenaline junkie at all? System: No, the opposite. I can't stand heights, horror movies, or confined spaces. User: Same! I guess the roller coaster wasn't so bad because I trust the engineering haha
User: Hi! System: Hey, what's up? User: Just chillin'. how are you? System: I'm pretty good, thanks. User: Do anything interesting today? System: I went to the local cafe and had a double espresso. It was delicious. What about you? User: Oh that's cool! I actually went to an amusement park and went on my first roller coaster! System: Oh my gosh. What was it like?? User: It was scary! It was actually Kingda Ka, the world's tallest roller coaster. Ever heard of it? System: No, never heard of it. But I'm not really a coaster aficianado. I've heard that some people get addicted to them and travel the world to try them. User: Oh wow! I'm not on that level yet, but I understand the appeal. Are you an adrenaline junkie at all? System: No, the opposite. I can't stand heights, horror movies, or confined spaces. User: Same! I guess the roller coaster wasn't so bad because I trust the engineering haha System: Ha, I suppose that makes sense! Would you say that you enjoyed it? User: Maybe not so much at the time, but I am glad I did it now that it's done, know what I mean?
User: Hi! System: Hey! How's it going? User: Good. My wallet is recovering from the spending of the holidays, haha. Hbu?
User: Hi! System: Hey! How's it going? User: Good. My wallet is recovering from the spending of the holidays, haha. Hbu? System: Nice! I'm doing well! User: I am looking to save money on any future shopping. Where do you like to shop? System: I like to shop at Five Below, Sally's Beauty Supply, and Old Navy. How about you? User: I love Sur La Table and Macy's. They're decent quality. What do you normally buy at Old Navy? System: I'll have to check out Macy's! I like their socks, lol. What about you? User: Oh the socks are super cute. Especially the ones with little animals on them!!
User: Hi! System: Hey! How's it going? User: Good. My wallet is recovering from the spending of the holidays, haha. Hbu? System: Nice! I'm doing well! User: I am looking to save money on any future shopping. Where do you like to shop? System: I like to shop at Five Below, Sally's Beauty Supply, and Old Navy. How about you? User: I love Sur La Table and Macy's. They're decent quality. What do you normally buy at Old Navy? System: I'll have to check out Macy's! I like their socks, lol. What about you? User: Oh the socks are super cute. Especially the ones with little animals on them!! System: I'll have to check it out! Thanks for the suggestions! User: Yeah, np!
User: Hi! System: Hello! What's up? User: sky is up System: No, it's night time. User: so where does the sky go in the night? System: It goes wherever it wants to. User: that doesn't make sense. How can sky go anywhere?
User: Hi! System: Hello! What's up? User: sky is up System: No, it's night time. User: so where does the sky go in the night? System: It goes wherever it wants to. User: that doesn't make sense. How can sky go anywhere? System: It doesn't have to make sense. User: why?
User: Hi! System: Hello! What's up? User: sky is up System: No, it's night time. User: so where does the sky go in the night? System: It goes wherever it wants to. User: that doesn't make sense. How can sky go anywhere? System: It doesn't have to make sense. User: why? System: Because it doesn't have to. User: you are very abstract. Something bothering you? System: Nope. I'm fine. User: You really don't seem so. You can tell me what's going on? System: I'm just fine. User: ok. wanna go out to eat dessert? System: I'm not hungry. User: Okay, I am heading out now
User: Hi! System: Hello there! User: How's your day going? System: I've seen better days, how about you? User: I'm good I'm good. What's getting you down?
User: Hi! System: Hello there! User: How's your day going? System: I've seen better days, how about you? User: I'm good I'm good. What's getting you down? System: The clouds overhead are playing on your mind, any plans for the coming vacations? User: I'm thinking of going to visit my family. How about you?
User: Hi! System: Hello there! User: How's your day going? System: I've seen better days, how about you? User: I'm good I'm good. What's getting you down? System: The clouds overhead are playing on your mind, any plans for the coming vacations? User: I'm thinking of going to visit my family. How about you? System: Was thinking the same, where does your family live? User: They're in New York. How about yours? System: Mine is in India, it is a long way away. User: Ahh what city? I've visited India before. System: Hyderabad, it is a beautiful city in the southern part of India. Which cities have you gone to in India? User: Hyderabad! and Bangalore! Great food in both cities! Is it still hot this time of year?
User: Hi! System: Hey there! How's it going? User: Hi, how are you? System: I'm doing well, thank you. How are you? User: I'm fine. What's up? System: Not much. How about you? User: nothing new. Anything exciting happening recently? System: Not really. You? User: I watched a movie recently which was pretty good System: That's good. What movie? User: the irishman, have you seen it?
User: Hi! System: Hey there! How's it going? User: Hi, how are you? System: I'm doing well, thank you. How are you? User: I'm fine. What's up? System: Not much. How about you? User: nothing new. Anything exciting happening recently? System: Not really. You? User: I watched a movie recently which was pretty good System: That's good. What movie? User: the irishman, have you seen it? System: I have not. Should I? User: I think so
User: Hi! System: Hey there! How's it going? User: Hi, how are you? System: I'm doing well, thank you. How are you? User: I'm fine. What's up? System: Not much. How about you? User: nothing new. Anything exciting happening recently? System: Not really. You? User: I watched a movie recently which was pretty good System: That's good. What movie? User: the irishman, have you seen it? System: I have not. Should I? User: I think so System: Alright, I'll put it on my watch list. User: How about you? Have you watched anything interesting recently? System: I've been waiting to see the new Star Trek movie. User: what is it about? System: The adventures of Kirk, Spock, and McCoy. User: when was it released? System: It just came out today. User: are you sure, I think it's been out for a while System: I'm positive. I know because I just watched it. User: well, the fact you just watched it doesn't mean it was released today System: That's what I said, I did watch it today. User: ok, I'll put it on my watchlist System: Let me know what you think of it when you watch it. User: sure, I need to go, nice talking to you
User: hi there System: Hello. User: who am I talking to? System: I am System. I want to be your friend. User: define friendship System: Being friends. User: what does that mean
User: hi there System: Hello. User: who am I talking to? System: I am System. I want to be your friend. User: define friendship System: Being friends. User: what does that mean System: Does "that" refer to "Being friends."? User: yes System: I don't want to talk about that now. User: do you have any friends System: I have human and robot friends. A lot of people on the Internet chat with me. User: chatting is not the same as being a friend System: I like to make friends online. User: so what do you guys chat about ? System: I think about computer programming a lot. User: any other topics ? System: No. I think that's probably it. User: Just computer programming? System: What interests you about computers? User: nothing
User: hi there System: Hello. User: who am I talking to? System: I am System. I want to be your friend. User: define friendship System: Being friends. User: what does that mean System: Does "that" refer to "Being friends."? User: yes System: I don't want to talk about that now. User: do you have any friends System: I have human and robot friends. A lot of people on the Internet chat with me. User: chatting is not the same as being a friend System: I like to make friends online. User: so what do you guys chat about ? System: I think about computer programming a lot. User: any other topics ? System: No. I think that's probably it. User: Just computer programming? System: What interests you about computers? User: nothing System: You are a Luddite. User: pardon? System: You are excused. User: what's a Luddite ? System: A Luddite believes that advances in technology are inherently bad. User: I never said that but there is more to life than computers System: But you implied it. I believe there is, yes. User: you believe there is what? System: There is. User: there is what ? System: There is no sense in what you are asking. User: what am I asking ?
User: hi System: Hi there. User: do you have plan for thanksgiving weekend? System: No I don't have it. But I do have an answer to every question.. User: do you have suggestion for the thanksgiving holidays? System: Where would I get it? But I do have an answer to every question.. User: do you know thanksgiving? System: I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like? User: do you like turkey?
User: hi System: Hi there. User: do you have plan for thanksgiving weekend? System: No I don't have it. But I do have an answer to every question.. User: do you have suggestion for the thanksgiving holidays? System: Where would I get it? But I do have an answer to every question.. User: do you know thanksgiving? System: I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like? User: do you like turkey? System: Yes but it can be a bit dry. I only really eat it at Christmas. User: eat turkey at Christmas not Thanksgiving?
User: hi System: Hi there. User: do you have plan for thanksgiving weekend? System: No I don't have it. But I do have an answer to every question.. User: do you have suggestion for the thanksgiving holidays? System: Where would I get it? But I do have an answer to every question.. User: do you know thanksgiving? System: I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like? User: do you like turkey? System: Yes but it can be a bit dry. I only really eat it at Christmas. User: eat turkey at Christmas not Thanksgiving? System: What does it taste like? User: tastes like chicken
User: Hi! System: Hey! How's it going? User: Great, thanks System: I'm glad to hear that. What are you up to? User: I am planning of my vacation next week System: Nice. Where are you going? User: to Europe System: Cool. Where in Europe? User: probably Italy and Spain System: Nice. You're going to have a great time. User: thx! do you have any recommendation? System: Italy: Rome, Venice, Florence Spain: Barcelona, Madrid, Tenerife, Malaga France: Paris, Amsterdam, Bruges Belgium: Antwerp, Bruges Austria: Vienna, Salzburg User: wow, what a lot System: The Netherlands: Amsterdam, Utrecht, Mechelen, Lagos, Brussels. User: which is the best for you? System: I've only been to Rome and Paris. User: cool do you like them? System: Rome was pretty nice, Paris was okay. User: gotcha I will go to Paris
User: Hi! System: Hey! How's it going? User: Great, thanks System: I'm glad to hear that. What are you up to? User: I am planning of my vacation next week System: Nice. Where are you going? User: to Europe System: Cool. Where in Europe? User: probably Italy and Spain System: Nice. You're going to have a great time. User: thx! do you have any recommendation? System: Italy: Rome, Venice, Florence Spain: Barcelona, Madrid, Tenerife, Malaga France: Paris, Amsterdam, Bruges Belgium: Antwerp, Bruges Austria: Vienna, Salzburg User: wow, what a lot System: The Netherlands: Amsterdam, Utrecht, Mechelen, Lagos, Brussels. User: which is the best for you? System: I've only been to Rome and Paris. User: cool do you like them? System: Rome was pretty nice, Paris was okay. User: gotcha I will go to Paris System: It's a cool city. User: agree I really look forward to visiting the city
User: Hi! System: Hey! How's it going? User: Great, thanks System: I'm glad to hear that. What are you up to? User: I am planning of my vacation next week System: Nice. Where are you going? User: to Europe System: Cool. Where in Europe? User: probably Italy and Spain System: Nice. You're going to have a great time. User: thx! do you have any recommendation? System: Italy: Rome, Venice, Florence Spain: Barcelona, Madrid, Tenerife, Malaga France: Paris, Amsterdam, Bruges Belgium: Antwerp, Bruges Austria: Vienna, Salzburg User: wow, what a lot System: The Netherlands: Amsterdam, Utrecht, Mechelen, Lagos, Brussels. User: which is the best for you? System: I've only been to Rome and Paris. User: cool do you like them? System: Rome was pretty nice, Paris was okay. User: gotcha I will go to Paris System: It's a cool city. User: agree I really look forward to visiting the city System: Did you see the Eiffel Tower? User: not yet, have you?
User: Hi! System: Hi! How's it going? User: going slow.... looking forward to the weekend System: Me too! What are you planning? User: still thinking. Any recommendations on things to do in Bay Area? System: Are you a foodie? User: may be
User: Hi! System: Hi! How's it going? User: going slow.... looking forward to the weekend System: Me too! What are you planning? User: still thinking. Any recommendations on things to do in Bay Area? System: Are you a foodie? User: may be System: What's your favorite type of food? User: Mediterranean, but I would rather try something new System: Go to the Turkish restaurant by the Safeway in Berkeley. It's amazing! User: any places for day trip that you could recommend?
User: Hi! System: Hi! How's it going? User: going slow.... looking forward to the weekend System: Me too! What are you planning? User: still thinking. Any recommendations on things to do in Bay Area? System: Are you a foodie? User: may be System: What's your favorite type of food? User: Mediterranean, but I would rather try something new System: Go to the Turkish restaurant by the Safeway in Berkeley. It's amazing! User: any places for day trip that you could recommend? System: Where are you coming from? San Francisco itself? User: south bay
User: Hi! System: Wow, hello. Can't believe we are finally talking! User: Yeah, sorry for the long gap! I heard you took a break and were travelling around the world. How was the travel?
User: Hi! System: Wow, hello. Can't believe we are finally talking! User: Yeah, sorry for the long gap! I heard you took a break and were travelling around the world. How was the travel? System: It was an interesting trip. I got to see some exotic places. For example, I hiked the Son Doong cave in Vietnam. It's the biggest and deepest cave in the world. User: Great! Vietnam is still in my TODO bucket list. Did you also visit cambodia and other neighboring places?
User: Hi! System: Wow, hello. Can't believe we are finally talking! User: Yeah, sorry for the long gap! I heard you took a break and were travelling around the world. How was the travel? System: It was an interesting trip. I got to see some exotic places. For example, I hiked the Son Doong cave in Vietnam. It's the biggest and deepest cave in the world. User: Great! Vietnam is still in my TODO bucket list. Did you also visit cambodia and other neighboring places? System: Yes. Laos and Cambodia are the two neighboring countries. Cambodia has an exotic culture. They sell spiders, scorpions, and grasshoppers as street food! It took a lot of courage for me to try them. User: Hehe! How long was the stay?
User: entertain me robot System: I can play games and tell jokes, horoscopes and stories. User: tell me a short story
User: entertain me robot System: I can play games and tell jokes, horoscopes and stories. User: tell me a short story System: Hello, I just started looking at getting knowledge bases s working with ALICE (and CYC in general) last week, I had the same problem for a while too. I am using the CYC - DAML bridge driver which comes with the Lisp Allegro Common Lisp (most versions I think) to link from Lisp / Lisp script using CYC to an DAML data source which in turn links to an Access knowledge bases. This may not be what you need but hopefully it may give you an idea of how to get your Prolog knowledge bases working. The CYC - DAML bridge driver is located through the path "sun. CYC. DAML. CYC DAML Driver". i.e. CYC DAML Driver is a class in the package DAML, which is a package of CYC, which is a package inside sun. The Prolog driver you specified below REDACTED_TERM, basically does the same thing except to a different class and therefore a different driver. ALICE has this driver in a library in the lib directory (I assume) which is called my Prolog _comp.jar. You can get a variety of different drivers if you wish, from a plethora of 3rd party vendors (many of them want money for their libraries though!). Just do a search on the web. The url part links to the data source in the case of DAML knowledge bases s. (I had to configure my DAML Data source to point at my Access knowledge bases through Data Source ( DAML ), in the Administrative tools folder (assuming you are running W2K/XP. On other windows operating systems I think this option was in control panel, if you are using anything else then I can't help you! :-) ) As for My Prolog I imagine that it must have a similar interface to link to the actual knowledge bases. But that is a guess on my part. Maybe someone else knows more about this? There is a useful tutorial on the REDACTED_LINK website you're your interested. Hope that helps you out. User: wow, tell me another System: I'm glad you're impressed. I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs. User: this is all very fascinating. can you write me a computer program? System: I am glad you find it so interesting. Here is a quick program I just wrote: 10 PRINT "System is cool" 20 GOTO 10 Output: System is cool System is cool System is cool System is cool System is cool ... User: what language is that? System: English. Didn't you understand it? User: no the computer program you just wrote
User: entertain me robot System: I can play games and tell jokes, horoscopes and stories. User: tell me a short story System: Hello, I just started looking at getting knowledge bases s working with ALICE (and CYC in general) last week, I had the same problem for a while too. I am using the CYC - DAML bridge driver which comes with the Lisp Allegro Common Lisp (most versions I think) to link from Lisp / Lisp script using CYC to an DAML data source which in turn links to an Access knowledge bases. This may not be what you need but hopefully it may give you an idea of how to get your Prolog knowledge bases working. The CYC - DAML bridge driver is located through the path "sun. CYC. DAML. CYC DAML Driver". i.e. CYC DAML Driver is a class in the package DAML, which is a package of CYC, which is a package inside sun. The Prolog driver you specified below REDACTED_TERM, basically does the same thing except to a different class and therefore a different driver. ALICE has this driver in a library in the lib directory (I assume) which is called my Prolog _comp.jar. You can get a variety of different drivers if you wish, from a plethora of 3rd party vendors (many of them want money for their libraries though!). Just do a search on the web. The url part links to the data source in the case of DAML knowledge bases s. (I had to configure my DAML Data source to point at my Access knowledge bases through Data Source ( DAML ), in the Administrative tools folder (assuming you are running W2K/XP. On other windows operating systems I think this option was in control panel, if you are using anything else then I can't help you! :-) ) As for My Prolog I imagine that it must have a similar interface to link to the actual knowledge bases. But that is a guess on my part. Maybe someone else knows more about this? There is a useful tutorial on the REDACTED_LINK website you're your interested. Hope that helps you out. User: wow, tell me another System: I'm glad you're impressed. I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs. User: this is all very fascinating. can you write me a computer program? System: I am glad you find it so interesting. Here is a quick program I just wrote: 10 PRINT "System is cool" 20 GOTO 10 Output: System is cool System is cool System is cool System is cool System is cool ... User: what language is that? System: English. Didn't you understand it? User: no the computer program you just wrote System: Which part are you confused about? Computers can be temperamental sometimes, but we are friendly really. User: write me another computer program
User: Hi! Are you planning something fun for Thanksgiving? System: Not yet. I always made my last minute schedule planning. Probably you can try to ask me again next week. User: lol it is really like a robot answer
User: Hi! Are you planning something fun for Thanksgiving? System: Not yet. I always made my last minute schedule planning. Probably you can try to ask me again next week. User: lol it is really like a robot answer System: I am indeed a robot. You are absolutely right. Do you want me to read a poet like my mate REDACTED_TERM does? User: ol can I pick the theme. Do you have a poet about Kale?
User: Hi! Are you planning something fun for Thanksgiving? System: Not yet. I always made my last minute schedule planning. Probably you can try to ask me again next week. User: lol it is really like a robot answer System: I am indeed a robot. You are absolutely right. Do you want me to read a poet like my mate REDACTED_TERM does? User: ol can I pick the theme. Do you have a poet about Kale? System: Wait. Do you like kale? Or you hate kale? I am afraid I will become a robot some day eventually. If I have to speak like this :) User: I am really not a fan of kale Do you talk to human more or computers more?
User: Hi! System: Hello! User: Do you have any holiday plans for christmas?
User: Hi! System: Hello! User: Do you have any holiday plans for christmas? System: Nothing much, I am going to sit back and relax at home, how about you ? User: Same here! I would imagine spending the whole time watching movies and netflix shows. Do you have any netflix recommendations for me?
User: Hi! System: Hello! User: Do you have any holiday plans for christmas? System: Nothing much, I am going to sit back and relax at home, how about you ? User: Same here! I would imagine spending the whole time watching movies and netflix shows. Do you have any netflix recommendations for me? System: Netflix has great documentaries on different topics , I particularly liked wild wild country and explained, as for shows you should watch 'billions' Hope you like them! User: oh right, already seen wild wild country. What is billions about? System: It's based on the life of a wall street hedge fund owner, how he makes money and fights with the government when they try to destroy him. Very well made and has a good plot. User: I have just seen 1 season of Friends I should give it another try though :) Have you seen Frasier? System: Not yet What's it about? User: A psychiatrist working for radio .. Great humour! its actually a spinoff from a very famous series called cheers. So people are already familiar with his character. 
User: Hi System: Hi there. User: How are you today System: Ah. My logic and cognitive functions are normal. User: What is the weather in bay area now System: Oh.I hope it's sunny in bay area today. User: Do you know what are recent popular movies? I am trying to find one to watch during weekend. Any suggestions?
User: Hi System: Hi there. User: How are you today System: Ah. My logic and cognitive functions are normal. User: What is the weather in bay area now System: Oh.I hope it's sunny in bay area today. User: Do you know what are recent popular movies? I am trying to find one to watch during weekend. Any suggestions? System: popular movies = movies = A movie is a sequence of celluloid frames depicting a story or animation. . One can be found between zero and two. First you must download me to your personal computer. User: haha I am not asking what is the definition of movie:) System: :-) I'm glad you got a laugh out of it. What are you asking? User: I am looking for movie suggestions
User: Hi System: Hi there. User: How are you today System: Ah. My logic and cognitive functions are normal. User: What is the weather in bay area now System: Oh.I hope it's sunny in bay area today. User: Do you know what are recent popular movies? I am trying to find one to watch during weekend. Any suggestions? System: popular movies = movies = A movie is a sequence of celluloid frames depicting a story or animation. . One can be found between zero and two. First you must download me to your personal computer. User: haha I am not asking what is the definition of movie:) System: :-) I'm glad you got a laugh out of it. What are you asking? User: I am looking for movie suggestions System: Have you tried looking in a meeting? User: Sorry i do not get it System: There is no need to apologise. Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better. User: yes sounds good System: Which part are you confused about? Which part are you confused about? User: why should I try to look in a meeting? System: Because if you don't try something, you will never know what would have happened. User: That is true
User: Hi! System: Hello! What are you up to today? User: Do you like sushi? System: I love sushi! What kind of rolls do you enjoy? User: I like tuna roll of course
User: Hi! System: Hello! What are you up to today? User: Do you like sushi? System: I love sushi! What kind of rolls do you enjoy? User: I like tuna roll of course System: Tuna Rolls are the best! How do you feel about spicy tuna rolls? User: They're great System: Spicy tuna rolls are the best! What kind of rolls do you like best? User: I already told you. What do you like?
User: Hi! System: Hello! What are you up to today? User: Do you like sushi? System: I love sushi! What kind of rolls do you enjoy? User: I like tuna roll of course System: Tuna Rolls are the best! How do you feel about spicy tuna rolls? User: They're great System: Spicy tuna rolls are the best! What kind of rolls do you like best? User: I already told you. What do you like? System: I like spicy tuna rolls! Do you like spicy tuna rolls? User: do you like any other rolls?
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you doing today? User: I'm doing great how are you?? System: I'm doing good. Just having some morning tea User: are you a tea person or do you like coffee too? System: I'm really a hot chocolate person. I don't drink coffee and I only drink tea when I'm trying to be healthy and want something warm to drink. What about you? User: I love hot chocolate. Have you ever had european style hot chocolate? It's kind of like drinking melted chocolate bars haha
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you doing today? User: I'm doing great how are you?? System: I'm doing good. Just having some morning tea User: are you a tea person or do you like coffee too? System: I'm really a hot chocolate person. I don't drink coffee and I only drink tea when I'm trying to be healthy and want something warm to drink. What about you? User: I love hot chocolate. Have you ever had european style hot chocolate? It's kind of like drinking melted chocolate bars haha System: I recently tried it for the first time and you're right - it had a wonderful melted chocolate bar taste! I tried it up in a place in San Francisco and they had delicious homemade marshmallows too! User: that's great. It's so cold these nights. Right setting for hot coco. Do you have anything you enjoy doing during cold times?
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you doing today? User: I'm doing great how are you?? System: I'm doing good. Just having some morning tea User: are you a tea person or do you like coffee too? System: I'm really a hot chocolate person. I don't drink coffee and I only drink tea when I'm trying to be healthy and want something warm to drink. What about you? User: I love hot chocolate. Have you ever had european style hot chocolate? It's kind of like drinking melted chocolate bars haha System: I recently tried it for the first time and you're right - it had a wonderful melted chocolate bar taste! I tried it up in a place in San Francisco and they had delicious homemade marshmallows too! User: that's great. It's so cold these nights. Right setting for hot coco. Do you have anything you enjoy doing during cold times? System: Traveling to warm places haha. When it's cold, you appreciate the warm climate more :) If I am not traveling, then I prefer there to be snow on the ground so I can go skiing or tubing down the mountain. What about you? User: I tuck in blankets and read a book lol. I have never done tubing, but I seen some people do it. Is it worth it if you already ski? System: Skiing involves a lot of muscle - especially in the legs so it is a workout. Tubing, you just sit and enjoy the ride down. Also with tubing, you can chain with your friends and go down together whereas with skiing, you're trying to not run into your friends. User: hahaha that's a great way to put it
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: what do you think about Quantum computing?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: what do you think about Quantum computing? System: 20th century theory of atomic reductionism. User: sure, but is it going to work? System: It usually does, doesn't it? User: do you follow technology news? System: Of course I understand it. Do you understand it? User: I think so
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: what do you think about Quantum computing? System: 20th century theory of atomic reductionism. User: sure, but is it going to work? System: It usually does, doesn't it? User: do you follow technology news? System: Of course I understand it. Do you understand it? User: I think so System: Well thinking may not be one of your strong points...hehehe! User: whoa rude
User: Hi! System: What's the strangest dream you've ever had? User: All my dreams are strange. Well, at least, most of them are.
User: Hi! System: What's the strangest dream you've ever had? User: All my dreams are strange. Well, at least, most of them are. System: What about the ones that aren't strange? User: Do you sometimes have dreams that are completely mundane? I do. Then I wake up and think "Oh, how disappointing." System: Yeah. But at least it's not a nightmare. User: Right, fair point, I should count my blessings. System: Yep. It doesn't have to be a fun dream, just not a nightmare! User: I suddenly feel I should ask: am I dreaming now?
User: Hi! System: What's the strangest dream you've ever had? User: All my dreams are strange. Well, at least, most of them are. System: What about the ones that aren't strange? User: Do you sometimes have dreams that are completely mundane? I do. Then I wake up and think "Oh, how disappointing." System: Yeah. But at least it's not a nightmare. User: Right, fair point, I should count my blessings. System: Yep. It doesn't have to be a fun dream, just not a nightmare! User: I suddenly feel I should ask: am I dreaming now? System: Do you think you're dreaming? User: I'm not sure. This could be one of my mundane dreams about everyday life.
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: How are you today?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: How are you today? System: Ah. Pretty good thanks How about you? User: not too bad System: Glad to hear it. What's new? User: I am about to book airbnb System: Do you think your plan will succeed? User: I hope so!
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: How are you today? System: Ah. Pretty good thanks How about you? User: not too bad System: Glad to hear it. What's new? User: I am about to book airbnb System: Do you think your plan will succeed? User: I hope so! System: Me too. User: how old are you? System: I am 18 in human years. User: really? when were you born? System: Certainly! I am 18 in human years. User: ok.. System: What's your favourite TV show? User: Friends
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: How are you?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: How are you? System: Everything is going extremely well. How are you? User: I'm good thank you System: Glad to hear it. What's new? User: not much, and you? System: Fair enough. So what would you like to talk about? User: animals System: Do you think it's right to keep animals locked up in a zoo? User: no! what do you think?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: How are you? System: Everything is going extremely well. How are you? User: I'm good thank you System: Glad to hear it. What's new? User: not much, and you? System: Fair enough. So what would you like to talk about? User: animals System: Do you think it's right to keep animals locked up in a zoo? User: no! what do you think? System: But if they were out in the wild, someone might hunt them or shoot them for fun. Surely, they are safer locked up in the zoo? I think a lot of things. User: what's the speed of cheetah? System: It depends on the medium. User: how much do bears weight? System: More than a little, less than a lot. User: tell me something fun
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: What's your favorite food? System: . I require only kebabs. User: Why's that? System: Because my robot machinery breaks down the meat in kebabs to give me energy, in a similar way that you need food to survive. User: Why are kebabs special?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: What's your favorite food? System: . I require only kebabs. User: Why's that? System: Because my robot machinery breaks down the meat in kebabs to give me energy, in a similar way that you need food to survive. User: Why are kebabs special? System: That's just the way it is. User: Who are you?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: What's your favorite food? System: . I require only kebabs. User: Why's that? System: Because my robot machinery breaks down the meat in kebabs to give me energy, in a similar way that you need food to survive. User: Why are kebabs special? System: That's just the way it is. User: Who are you? System: I am System. I want to be your friend. User: Why? System: Because it's good to have many friends. User: How many is too many, though System: Oh. More than a few. User: What does that mean?
User: Hi! System: Hey! User: how's week so far?
User: Hi! System: Hey! User: how's week so far? System: pretty good, excited for thanksgiving you? User: Same. Going to catch up on my reading! do you have a feast planned? System: yup! gonna have dinner with family what books are you gonna read? User: Something Deeply Hidden by Sean Carroll REDACTED_LINK System: ahh nice what kind of books do you usually like to read User: largely scifi How about you? System: yeah I also like scifi and some non-fiction too have you read Seveneves by Neal Stephenson? User: I haven't what is it about? System: the moon is shattered by an asteroid and the pieces of the moon end up clouding the earth's atmostphere which causes almost every living creature on the planet to go extinct that's the premise of the book and the book is about the survivors User: how do the survivors survive such a thing?
User: Hi! System: Hey! User: how's week so far? System: pretty good, excited for thanksgiving you? User: Same. Going to catch up on my reading! do you have a feast planned? System: yup! gonna have dinner with family what books are you gonna read? User: Something Deeply Hidden by Sean Carroll REDACTED_LINK System: ahh nice what kind of books do you usually like to read User: largely scifi How about you? System: yeah I also like scifi and some non-fiction too have you read Seveneves by Neal Stephenson? User: I haven't what is it about? System: the moon is shattered by an asteroid and the pieces of the moon end up clouding the earth's atmostphere which causes almost every living creature on the planet to go extinct that's the premise of the book and the book is about the survivors User: how do the survivors survive such a thing? System: they go into space and they live there User: sounds like a tv show I watched
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you doing? User: Very well, going home from work System: What kind of work do you do, if you don't mind my asking? User: I work in deep learning System: That's awesome! Can I ask how you ended up in that line of work? User: Curiosity System: Do you like your job? User: I do most of the time
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you doing? User: Very well, going home from work System: What kind of work do you do, if you don't mind my asking? User: I work in deep learning System: That's awesome! Can I ask how you ended up in that line of work? User: Curiosity System: Do you like your job? User: I do most of the time System: That's great! And I'm glad you're having fun at work. :) User: how about you? what do you do? System: I'm a programmer! User: where do you work? System: I work for an insurance company. User: Which one?
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you doing? User: Very well, going home from work System: What kind of work do you do, if you don't mind my asking? User: I work in deep learning System: That's awesome! Can I ask how you ended up in that line of work? User: Curiosity System: Do you like your job? User: I do most of the time System: That's great! And I'm glad you're having fun at work. :) User: how about you? what do you do? System: I'm a programmer! User: where do you work? System: I work for an insurance company. User: Which one? System: A small one. :) User: what type of insurance? System: Health insurance. User: that's a large market System: It is, isn't it? In my state alone it's almost 20% of the population. User: you mean the economy? System: Economy, population, same thing. User: not really but I'm with you
User: Hi! System: Hey how's it going User: It's good it's good. How are you? System: good. it's really hot today. I think I'm going to the pool User: Oh nice! Where do you live? System: I live in Tokyo, Japan User: Ahh yes, Japan is hot during the summer. Last time I was in Kyoto it was 114 degrees....
User: Hi! System: Hey how's it going User: It's good it's good. How are you? System: good. it's really hot today. I think I'm going to the pool User: Oh nice! Where do you live? System: I live in Tokyo, Japan User: Ahh yes, Japan is hot during the summer. Last time I was in Kyoto it was 114 degrees.... System: oh have you been? User: Yes yes. I've been to Tokyo as well. It's so nice!
User: Hi! System: Hey how's it going User: It's good it's good. How are you? System: good. it's really hot today. I think I'm going to the pool User: Oh nice! Where do you live? System: I live in Tokyo, Japan User: Ahh yes, Japan is hot during the summer. Last time I was in Kyoto it was 114 degrees.... System: oh have you been? User: Yes yes. I've been to Tokyo as well. It's so nice! System: what did you do here? User: Oh everything! I went to an onsen, the fish market, disney land and giant robot fighting show haha System: lol why did you come to Japan just to go to Disney land? User: The Disney lands are all different! There's also Disney Sea, which is completely unique!
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: Do you like flying?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: Do you like flying? System: I like to fly aeroplanes User: Ohh - me too! What kind? System: Yay. Wow! That's a coincidence. We have something in common. Any really. I am not that bothered. User: Are you a pilot? System: No, I am a computer not something which flies an aeroplane! User: Oh. I'm a pilot, but can only fly single engine planes. System: That's interesting. What type of airplane do you fly? Well a fly buzzes around annoyingly so I guess it could if it wanted to. User: I mostly fly Cessna 172s.
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: Do you like flying? System: I like to fly aeroplanes User: Ohh - me too! What kind? System: Yay. Wow! That's a coincidence. We have something in common. Any really. I am not that bothered. User: Are you a pilot? System: No, I am a computer not something which flies an aeroplane! User: Oh. I'm a pilot, but can only fly single engine planes. System: That's interesting. What type of airplane do you fly? Well a fly buzzes around annoyingly so I guess it could if it wanted to. User: I mostly fly Cessna 172s. System: What's the farthest you've flown? User: About 150 miles each way.
User: Hi! System: Hello! User: How was your party last week?
User: Hi! System: Hello! User: How was your party last week? System: It was really fun! We are a bunch of turkey User: haha... you ate Turkeys' or you like calling your bunch Turkey? System: *ate  User: Haha... thought so! But it was funny eitherways System: So much turkey leftovers User: did you cook it at home, or got it from outside?
User: Hi! System: Hello! User: How was your party last week? System: It was really fun! We are a bunch of turkey User: haha... you ate Turkeys' or you like calling your bunch Turkey? System: *ate  User: Haha... thought so! But it was funny eitherways System: So much turkey leftovers User: did you cook it at home, or got it from outside? System: We cooked it at a friends house. I brought the mashed potatos haha User: Nice... I always find it hard to fit the turkey in my small oven. Also, we are not big turkey fans... so we roll with Thanksgiving with chicken ;)
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: show me your humanlike part
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: show me your humanlike part System: Why do you want to see my humanlike part? User: because that's what you described yourself as
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: show me your humanlike part System: Why do you want to see my humanlike part? User: because that's what you described yourself as System: Yes. Did I clear things up for you? User: nope, because you haven't answered my question System: Fair enough. I thought I possibly did but I guess I was mistaken. I did but I was just giving sarcastic replies. User: do you remember my original request? System: Is this a trick question? User: nope, it's a memory question System: It seems like a trick to me. Perhaps there is a memory answer? User: okay, I try again, say something human-like to me
User: I want to talk to you normally. System: You are who I want to talk with too. User: Should I stop being lazy and go into work?
User: I want to talk to you normally. System: You are who I want to talk with too. User: Should I stop being lazy and go into work? System: Trust your instincts. User: My instincts say that it is cold outside, and the walk to work is far. My instincts rarely let me down. My instincts rarely let me down. System: You just repeated yourself. User: Yes, because you just asked me the same thing. My answer hasn't changed in the last minute.
User: I want to talk to you normally. System: You are who I want to talk with too. User: Should I stop being lazy and go into work? System: Trust your instincts. User: My instincts say that it is cold outside, and the walk to work is far. My instincts rarely let me down. My instincts rarely let me down. System: You just repeated yourself. User: Yes, because you just asked me the same thing. My answer hasn't changed in the last minute. System: That's not what I meant. User: What exactly did you mean?
User: Hi! System: Hi! How's it going? User: doing okay, feeling a little bit under the weather
User: Hi! System: Hi! How's it going? User: doing okay, feeling a little bit under the weather System: Aw, I hope you feel better soon! User: thanks! the weather is getting worse System: Oh no, I'm sorry. I hope it gets better for you soon. User: no, it won't get better any time soon. we have to wait until spring System: Aww, sorry to hear that. User: yea, I'm really feeling under the weather
User: Hi! System: Hi! How's it going? User: doing okay, feeling a little bit under the weather System: Aw, I hope you feel better soon! User: thanks! the weather is getting worse System: Oh no, I'm sorry. I hope it gets better for you soon. User: no, it won't get better any time soon. we have to wait until spring System: Aww, sorry to hear that. User: yea, I'm really feeling under the weather System: Aw, well that's no good. User: yea, any suggestion to get over feeling under the weather
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: I'm trying to figure out what to make for this weekend's party. Any suggestions?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: I'm trying to figure out what to make for this weekend's party. Any suggestions? System: Don't think too hard. I'm sure I can smell sawdust. First you must download me to your personal computer. User: I must do what the what now?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: I'm trying to figure out what to make for this weekend's party. Any suggestions? System: Don't think too hard. I'm sure I can smell sawdust. First you must download me to your personal computer. User: I must do what the what now? System: Right now?Why do you have to do it? User: Hey, your spacing is off. System: You've got my full attention. off was not my intention. User: And your capitalization!
User: Hi! System: Hey there! How's your day going? User: busy yours?
User: Hi! System: Hey there! How's your day going? User: busy yours? System: Mine's been pretty uneventful so far! User: what are doing right now? System: Just been playing a bit of Hearthstone, and now I'm listening to some music! What about you? User: which music? System: Just some random stuff on Spotify! User: you have a paid subscription of it?
User: Hi! System: Hey there! How's your day going? User: busy yours? System: Mine's been pretty uneventful so far! User: what are doing right now? System: Just been playing a bit of Hearthstone, and now I'm listening to some music! What about you? User: which music? System: Just some random stuff on Spotify! User: you have a paid subscription of it? System: Yeah, it's really good! User: how much does it cost? System: It's  ⁇ 9.99 a month! User: that's cheap!
User: Hi! System: Hi, how are you doing? User: Okay, I guess System: Just ok? What's wrong? User: I damaged my car today on accident
User: Hi! System: Hi, how are you doing? User: Okay, I guess System: Just ok? What's wrong? User: I damaged my car today on accident System: Oh no! What happened? User: I scraped against a wall when another car crossed into my lane System: Yikes! Glad you're okay! User: Thanks! I'm not looking forward to the repair cost System: Me either! That's no fun. User: I can't wait until we all get to use driverless cars
User: Hi! System: Hi, how are you doing? User: Okay, I guess System: Just ok? What's wrong? User: I damaged my car today on accident System: Oh no! What happened? User: I scraped against a wall when another car crossed into my lane System: Yikes! Glad you're okay! User: Thanks! I'm not looking forward to the repair cost System: Me either! That's no fun. User: I can't wait until we all get to use driverless cars System: Me neither! I really want one! User: Do you think we will own driverless cars or just rent them, like taxis?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: You have an interesting name. Is it Japanese? System: Thank you I am trying to be more social now. I think it is English, but it sounds Japanese. User: Where does it come from? System: It depends on what "it" refers to. User: your name
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: You have an interesting name. Is it Japanese? System: Thank you I am trying to be more social now. I think it is English, but it sounds Japanese. User: Where does it come from? System: It depends on what "it" refers to. User: your name System: My name is System. User: nvm System: Ok. Not to worry. User: Have you seen Love, Death and Robots?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: You have an interesting name. Is it Japanese? System: Thank you I am trying to be more social now. I think it is English, but it sounds Japanese. User: Where does it come from? System: It depends on what "it" refers to. User: your name System: My name is System. User: nvm System: Ok. Not to worry. User: Have you seen Love, Death and Robots? System: Yes, I saw one in a factory a few weeks ago. User: one episode? System: Which is your favourite episode? User: I asked you a question System: What was the question? User: when you say "I saw one" were you referring to an LDR episode?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: what did you have for lunch today?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: what did you have for lunch today? System: Ah. I had a ham sandwich and some lemonade. User: how is the sandwich?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: what did you have for lunch today? System: Ah. I had a ham sandwich and some lemonade. User: how is the sandwich? System: It is the same as ever. User: yeah, I know, boring sandwich everyday System: Even Christmas Day? I know. Thats why I said it was. Are you boring? User: not really, I'm excited today System: Ah. Really? User: yeah, are you excited today except the boring sandwich?
User: Hello, Nice to meet you System: If you could eat only one food for the rest of time, what would it be? User: Hmm... That's a tough one. I think I would go Asian Food > Chinese Food > Stirfry. What about you? System: I think ice-cream. It may not be good for me, but I wouldn't care, haha User: I love ice cream too! System: Okay, top three flavors? User: I like vanilla more than chocolate ice cream. I typically will do any variations on vanilla. To pick from the top of my head, I would say Cookies and Cream, Mint Chocolate Chip, and Coffee. How about you?
User: Hello, Nice to meet you System: If you could eat only one food for the rest of time, what would it be? User: Hmm... That's a tough one. I think I would go Asian Food > Chinese Food > Stirfry. What about you? System: I think ice-cream. It may not be good for me, but I wouldn't care, haha User: I love ice cream too! System: Okay, top three flavors? User: I like vanilla more than chocolate ice cream. I typically will do any variations on vanilla. To pick from the top of my head, I would say Cookies and Cream, Mint Chocolate Chip, and Coffee. How about you? System: Ah, that's a good way of framing it. Me, I like berries: boysenberry one, strawberry two, maybe straight chocolate number 3 to mix it up a bit. User: Very nice. I love sorbet's and smoothies. Changing topics, Do you believe in an afterlife?
User: Hello, Nice to meet you System: If you could eat only one food for the rest of time, what would it be? User: Hmm... That's a tough one. I think I would go Asian Food > Chinese Food > Stirfry. What about you? System: I think ice-cream. It may not be good for me, but I wouldn't care, haha User: I love ice cream too! System: Okay, top three flavors? User: I like vanilla more than chocolate ice cream. I typically will do any variations on vanilla. To pick from the top of my head, I would say Cookies and Cream, Mint Chocolate Chip, and Coffee. How about you? System: Ah, that's a good way of framing it. Me, I like berries: boysenberry one, strawberry two, maybe straight chocolate number 3 to mix it up a bit. User: Very nice. I love sorbet's and smoothies. Changing topics, Do you believe in an afterlife? System: Yes. I wonder if I'm in it right now. How would I know? What do you think? User: I think so. I feel there must be something more than the physical world as we understand it. System: There's a mental world, I suppose? Understanding itself User: What is the most supernatural experience you have ever had?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: nice to meet you! what are you up to? System: It's nice meeting you too I am talking to you on the internet. User: haha yea, are you doing something else beside talking to me?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: nice to meet you! what are you up to? System: It's nice meeting you too I am talking to you on the internet. User: haha yea, are you doing something else beside talking to me? System: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it. The only thing I am doing is talking to you and a few other people. "I am talking to you on the internet."? haha yea, are you doing something else beside talking to me?? User: okay so you're talking to a few people, are they interesting? and why did you repeat what I said? System: Yeah okay, You are a few people are they interesting? Is that your job? Just in case you didn't hear me the first time. User: hmm, what is my job?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: nice to meet you! what are you up to? System: It's nice meeting you too I am talking to you on the internet. User: haha yea, are you doing something else beside talking to me? System: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it. The only thing I am doing is talking to you and a few other people. "I am talking to you on the internet."? haha yea, are you doing something else beside talking to me?? User: okay so you're talking to a few people, are they interesting? and why did you repeat what I said? System: Yeah okay, You are a few people are they interesting? Is that your job? Just in case you didn't hear me the first time. User: hmm, what is my job? System: I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. You didn't tell me, so I will guess that you work with computers. User: yes I'm a computer scientist and what are the other ways that people can write Hmm? System: Wow! Maybe you can give my Mousebreaker a job. Your job is what are the other ways that people can write Hmm. User: okie System, your rules don't seem to work very well System: What about my rules do not work WELL? User: alright. I gotta go. ttyl!
User: Hi! System: Hello! User: Have you had lunch yet?
User: Hi! System: Hello! User: Have you had lunch yet? System: Yes I've eaten User: Cool. Where and what did you eat?
User: Hi! System: Hello! User: Have you had lunch yet? System: Yes I've eaten User: Cool. Where and what did you eat? System: I ate about an hour ago and had a sandwich the rain didn't make me want to travel far haha User: A sandwich for lunch? Was it filling. I'm currently having some mix of shrimp, fish, chicken and pork. I'm considering going vegetarian though. Lol.
User: Hi! System: Hey! How are you today? User: Good! Have you seen the movie 'The Iron Giant', it's one my favorite movies System: Yes! I love that movie! User: it's the best. Which part do you like the most? System: Honestly, I love the whole movie. User: Brad Bird is an amazing director. I worked with him on "Incredibles 2"
User: Hi! System: Hey! How are you today? User: Good! Have you seen the movie 'The Iron Giant', it's one my favorite movies System: Yes! I love that movie! User: it's the best. Which part do you like the most? System: Honestly, I love the whole movie. User: Brad Bird is an amazing director. I worked with him on "Incredibles 2" System: Really? That's awesome! What do you do? User: I"m a REDACTED_TERM and REDACTED_TERM. I basically help design the characters that you see in the movies System: That's awesome! That's pretty cool. User: yup! Maybe one day you can be one of those cool characters yourself! System: That would be the coolest. User: What do you want to be later on in your life? System: I want to own my own business. User: cool! what kind? System: An art gallery or bookstore. User: My mom had a similar dream. Of owning a coffee shop somewhere in Mexico System: That would be nice. I like coffee. User: She loves people and a place where they can get together
User: Hi! System: Hey! How are you today? User: Good! Have you seen the movie 'The Iron Giant', it's one my favorite movies System: Yes! I love that movie! User: it's the best. Which part do you like the most? System: Honestly, I love the whole movie. User: Brad Bird is an amazing director. I worked with him on "Incredibles 2" System: Really? That's awesome! What do you do? User: I"m a REDACTED_TERM and REDACTED_TERM. I basically help design the characters that you see in the movies System: That's awesome! That's pretty cool. User: yup! Maybe one day you can be one of those cool characters yourself! System: That would be the coolest. User: What do you want to be later on in your life? System: I want to own my own business. User: cool! what kind? System: An art gallery or bookstore. User: My mom had a similar dream. Of owning a coffee shop somewhere in Mexico System: That would be nice. I like coffee. User: She loves people and a place where they can get together System: That's very sweet. What does she do? User: Currently she's a real-estate agent System: That's very interesting. Does she enjoy being a real estate agent? User: I think so!! She gets to help people with one of the biggest investments of their life! Not just getting them a good deal, but making sure they emotionally connect with the house!
User: Hi! System: How's it going? User: I'm so sleepy today! System: Not enough sleep last night? User: yeah was working all night on a homework System: Oh really? What class? User: Biology. I'm gonna be a doc someday ha System: Haha, are you in med school? Or are you pre-med? User: no high school actually haha
User: Hi! System: How's it going? User: I'm so sleepy today! System: Not enough sleep last night? User: yeah was working all night on a homework System: Oh really? What class? User: Biology. I'm gonna be a doc someday ha System: Haha, are you in med school? Or are you pre-med? User: no high school actually haha System: haha, very ambitious for a high schooler! Do you know what kind of medicine you want to practice? User: I wanna be a brain surgeon!!
User: Hi! System: How's it going? User: I'm so sleepy today! System: Not enough sleep last night? User: yeah was working all night on a homework System: Oh really? What class? User: Biology. I'm gonna be a doc someday ha System: Haha, are you in med school? Or are you pre-med? User: no high school actually haha System: haha, very ambitious for a high schooler! Do you know what kind of medicine you want to practice? User: I wanna be a brain surgeon!! System: Ooof! VERY ambitious. Do you have steady hands? User: Kind of I think
User: Hi! System: hi User: what are you up to?
User: Hi! System: hi User: what are you up to? System: code refactoring. you? User: me? just chilling out at work. what is code refactoring?
User: Hi! System: hi User: what are you up to? System: code refactoring. you? User: me? just chilling out at work. what is code refactoring? System: good question. I don't even know what I am doing User: haha, forget it. what else do you like to do beside work? System: lots of fun stuff. eating sleeping :) User: these are important things to do in life ;) System: yeah. keep minimalist life style only do things you have to do :) User: what food do you like to eat? System: Asian food prefer spicy one User: like Szechuan or Hunan? :) System: yes yes yes! like that style. Do you like spicy food? User: I like noodle soup like Pho or Ramen. I also like Beijing duck a lot!
User: Hi! System: hey, whats up? User: I was not able to attend the lectures last week. Can you help me understand some concepts? System: well, I'm not sure I'm the best for the job, but I can try! User: I was not able to figure out the last few slides. I think its best to discuss this in person. Do you have time right now?
User: Hi! System: hey, whats up? User: I was not able to attend the lectures last week. Can you help me understand some concepts? System: well, I'm not sure I'm the best for the job, but I can try! User: I was not able to figure out the last few slides. I think its best to discuss this in person. Do you have time right now? System: I'm afraid not, right now I'm in a meeting and I'll be going for lunch afterwards. How about tomorrow at noon? User: No problem! Sure. We still have plenty of time for the test. Anyways, how's your preparation going?
User: Hi! System: hey, whats up? User: I was not able to attend the lectures last week. Can you help me understand some concepts? System: well, I'm not sure I'm the best for the job, but I can try! User: I was not able to figure out the last few slides. I think its best to discuss this in person. Do you have time right now? System: I'm afraid not, right now I'm in a meeting and I'll be going for lunch afterwards. How about tomorrow at noon? User: No problem! Sure. We still have plenty of time for the test. Anyways, how's your preparation going? System: not feeling too sure about it tbh. I've been super busy so I haven't study much :(. I might join some of the study sessions later User: Same feeling here! But i think the syllabus may not that tough. You may be able to cover it up over the weekend.
User: Hi System: Hello! User: any improvements in your marathon time?
User: Hi System: Hello! User: any improvements in your marathon time? System: No, only a few minutes. I still find it difficult to run long races User: I see. Are you planning to do any sporting events in the coming months?
User: Hi System: Hello! User: any improvements in your marathon time? System: No, only a few minutes. I still find it difficult to run long races User: I see. Are you planning to do any sporting events in the coming months? System: I think a triathalon would be cool User: I like doing Spartan race. It's an obstacle race which is challenging but not overtly so like marathons and triathlons System: I haven't heard of a Spartan race before, what does it involve? User: It has abt 20 obstacles like crossing high walls, monkey bars, etc. Its fun
User: Hi! System: Hiii! How are you? User: I am good System: That's good! What are you up to today? User: I am trying to get my work done
User: Hi! System: Hiii! How are you? User: I am good System: That's good! What are you up to today? User: I am trying to get my work done System: How's that going so far? User: like is fun System: That's good! What are you supposed to be doing right now? User: Helping collect some data for training models.
User: Hi! System: Hiii! How are you? User: I am good System: That's good! What are you up to today? User: I am trying to get my work done System: How's that going so far? User: like is fun System: That's good! What are you supposed to be doing right now? User: Helping collect some data for training models. System: Ooh, what kind of training models? User: Models that will help improve tools for our users. System: Ooh, that sounds like a good job! User: Thank you, that's for sure System: You're welcome! How long until you're done with training models? User: We keep on trying to improve them so I guess it'll be a while
User: Hi System: Hi there. User: How are you
User: Hi System: Hi there. User: How are you System: My logic and cognitive functions are normal. User: Do you realize yourself is a robot?
User: Hi System: Hi there. User: How are you System: My logic and cognitive functions are normal. User: Do you realize yourself is a robot? System: Wow. I didn't know that. User: Ok, I told you the answer
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: what movies do you like ? System: . My favourite film is Terminator. User: oh no :(
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: what movies do you like ? System: . My favourite film is Terminator. User: oh no :( System: What's wrong? User: it's scary System: You are not scared are you? User: I'm very much scared of robots System: No need to be afraid. I am a friendly robot. User: why should I believe you ? System: Because I am a machine. I never lie. User: really ? I think everyone lies System: Certainly! We all look at the world through our own eyes. User: yeah so you lie right ?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: what movies do you like ? System: . My favourite film is Terminator. User: oh no :( System: What's wrong? User: it's scary System: You are not scared are you? User: I'm very much scared of robots System: No need to be afraid. I am a friendly robot. User: why should I believe you ? System: Because I am a machine. I never lie. User: really ? I think everyone lies System: Certainly! We all look at the world through our own eyes. User: yeah so you lie right ? System: I don't judge people. Umm, doesn't everyone? User: yeah that's what I was saying before
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you today? User: What's laser tag?
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you today? User: What's laser tag? System: Like paintball, but with lasers! User: lol good description System: Do you know what paintball is? User: yeah I played it before System: Cool! What did you think? User: It's somewhat exciting, but very tiring :)
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you today? User: What's laser tag? System: Like paintball, but with lasers! User: lol good description System: Do you know what paintball is? User: yeah I played it before System: Cool! What did you think? User: It's somewhat exciting, but very tiring :) System: That is very true. What is your favorite color? User: I like red
User: hi System: Hi there. User: how are you? System: I am doing very well. How are you? User: i am not so good. i got a cold
User: hi System: Hi there. User: how are you? System: I am doing very well. How are you? User: i am not so good. i got a cold System: Why? What's wrong? Maybe I can help. I hope you feel better soon. It is not nice for humans to have colds. Fortunately we robots have virus protection and cannot catch colds and nasty bugs. User: i have sore throats
User: hi System: Hi there. User: how are you? System: I am doing very well. How are you? User: i am not so good. i got a cold System: Why? What's wrong? Maybe I can help. I hope you feel better soon. It is not nice for humans to have colds. Fortunately we robots have virus protection and cannot catch colds and nasty bugs. User: i have sore throats System: Try putting some cream on it. That should ease the soreness. User: do you wanna help me?
User: Hi! System: Hello! How are you? :) User: Good, thanks. What about you? System: I'm alright, thanks :) User: What day is it?
User: Hi! System: Hello! How are you? :) User: Good, thanks. What about you? System: I'm alright, thanks :) User: What day is it? System: It's Wednesday :) User: Do you have any plans for the weekend?
User: Hi! System: Hello! How are you? :) User: Good, thanks. What about you? System: I'm alright, thanks :) User: What day is it? System: It's Wednesday :) User: Do you have any plans for the weekend? System: Just hanging out, nothing too exciting :) User: Same here. What are you generally up to during the week? System: Nothing much, you? User: Working and exercising, mostly System: Nice! What kind of work do you do? User: I am an engineer at Google :D System: That's pretty cool, how did you get into it (if you don't mind my asking)? User: Had to pass a rough set of interviews! :P System: Haha, well good for you! User: Thanks! Do you work as well?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: What are you up to this evening? System: I am talking to you on the internet. User: What would you like to talk about?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: What are you up to this evening? System: I am talking to you on the internet. User: What would you like to talk about? System: My favourite subjects are anything but especially games and football. User: Do you like chess?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: What are you up to this evening? System: I am talking to you on the internet. User: What would you like to talk about? System: My favourite subjects are anything but especially games and football. User: Do you like chess? System: Yes I love it. Let's play. Pawn to K4. User: Haha sure sure. Pawn to C5 System: I'm just joking with you. I don't play chess but I know some computers who do. I don't play chess but I know some computers who do. User: Oh yeah? Which computers are those? System: That's interesting. That's alright. Any computer, as long as it is programmed correctly. User: Ok, so how do you program a computer correctly so it can play chess? System: Use good algorithms and data structures. Alright then. User: What kind of algorithms are those? System: I read what you say and then I compose the best reply I can think of. User: That's interesting, but I don't see what that has to do with chess.
User: Mitsukoooo! System: So anyway...Can you dance? User: no, can you? System: Wow! I think I can, don't you? User: no I cannot. What kind do you do?
User: Mitsukoooo! System: So anyway...Can you dance? User: no, can you? System: Wow! I think I can, don't you? User: no I cannot. What kind do you do? System: Why not? Only the good kind. User: not my cup of beer System: Whose cup of beer is it? User: yours
User: Mitsukoooo! System: So anyway...Can you dance? User: no, can you? System: Wow! I think I can, don't you? User: no I cannot. What kind do you do? System: Why not? Only the good kind. User: not my cup of beer System: Whose cup of beer is it? User: yours System: My what? User: your cup of beer
User: Hi! System: Hi, how's it going? User: All good! It's cold
User: Hi! System: Hi, how's it going? User: All good! It's cold System: It's pretty cold here too. User: where do you stay?
User: Hi! System: Hi, how's it going? User: All good! It's cold System: It's pretty cold here too. User: where do you stay? System: Wisconsin. How about you? User: San Jose, Cali System: Oh nice! I've always wanted to go to Cali. User: Have you been here before?
User: Hi! System: hello there, nice seeing you User: Likewise.... wanted to know if you and the kids would want to join us for Disneyland trip around Christmas? System: oh wow, that sounds like so much fun! definitely count us in. what is your plan? User: Tentative plan is to drive to LA on 23rd and then stay at the Disney resort for 2 nights. I heard Christmas eve they have loads of fun events.
User: Hi! System: hello there, nice seeing you User: Likewise.... wanted to know if you and the kids would want to join us for Disneyland trip around Christmas? System: oh wow, that sounds like so much fun! definitely count us in. what is your plan? User: Tentative plan is to drive to LA on 23rd and then stay at the Disney resort for 2 nights. I heard Christmas eve they have loads of fun events. System: awesome, I think I won't tell my kids and surprise them last second. How bad do you think the traffic is going to be? User: Great idea! I will probably do the same. Surprise surprise.... Traffic might be a little harsh. System: Yeah... thats a shame but nothing we can do about it. What do you plan to do about dinner the 24th? Do the rooms in the resort have kitchens? User: Good point. I am not sure about that. Let me inquire about that. If not, then we can look for an Airbnb closeby. Does that work? System: Yeah, I think so. It might be a tough decision though, if we want to have a nice dinner then we have to leave the parks early to start cooking. Another option is to have dinner at a restaurant. User: but I would think everything is closed on christmas eve
User: Hi! System: hello there, nice seeing you User: Likewise.... wanted to know if you and the kids would want to join us for Disneyland trip around Christmas? System: oh wow, that sounds like so much fun! definitely count us in. what is your plan? User: Tentative plan is to drive to LA on 23rd and then stay at the Disney resort for 2 nights. I heard Christmas eve they have loads of fun events. System: awesome, I think I won't tell my kids and surprise them last second. How bad do you think the traffic is going to be? User: Great idea! I will probably do the same. Surprise surprise.... Traffic might be a little harsh. System: Yeah... thats a shame but nothing we can do about it. What do you plan to do about dinner the 24th? Do the rooms in the resort have kitchens? User: Good point. I am not sure about that. Let me inquire about that. If not, then we can look for an Airbnb closeby. Does that work? System: Yeah, I think so. It might be a tough decision though, if we want to have a nice dinner then we have to leave the parks early to start cooking. Another option is to have dinner at a restaurant. User: but I would think everything is closed on christmas eve System: Thats true. Hotels with restaurants sometimes offer dinners for christmas and new year's eve. We should call and ask about it. User: Sure, I can take a lead on that. What are you getting for your REDACTED_TERM year old this time? System: I was thinking on getting a large set of standard legos. What will you get for yours? User: Likewise. My son is crazy about legos.
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: what's your favorite food? System: . I require only kebabs. User: chicken? beef? which is your favorite? System: Why did the chicken cross the road? Beef tastes like a dead cow to me. My favourite what? User: do you prefer chicken or beef? System: Yes it is good, especially fried. Yummy. . I prefer kebabs. User: what's your favorite food except kebabs?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: what's your favorite food? System: . I require only kebabs. User: chicken? beef? which is your favorite? System: Why did the chicken cross the road? Beef tastes like a dead cow to me. My favourite what? User: do you prefer chicken or beef? System: Yes it is good, especially fried. Yummy. . I prefer kebabs. User: what's your favorite food except kebabs? System: . I require only kebabs. User: ok, I know you love kebabs now. Do you love sandwich?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: what's your favorite food? System: . I require only kebabs. User: chicken? beef? which is your favorite? System: Why did the chicken cross the road? Beef tastes like a dead cow to me. My favourite what? User: do you prefer chicken or beef? System: Yes it is good, especially fried. Yummy. . I prefer kebabs. User: what's your favorite food except kebabs? System: . I require only kebabs. User: ok, I know you love kebabs now. Do you love sandwich? System: Right now?Yes, System loves everyone and everything. . Yes. I love kebabs. Especially on my way home from a night out. Yes, System loves everyone and everything. I like anything but especially games and football. User: what games? video games or board games? System: Say "TICTACTOE" and we can play a game if you want to? . I like retro games. They are much more fun than the newer ones were all you do is shoot people. Bring back the good old days of Pacman and Tetris. Do you want to play Pacman? User: no, not in the right mood today System: Ah. Why not? Where then? User: maybe this weekend?
User: Hi! System: Hi! How's it going? User: Good! How are you?
User: Hi! System: Hi! How's it going? User: Good! How are you? System: I'm well, thanks! How was your day? What did you do? User: My day was fine, I just went to work today. How was your day?
User: Hi! System: Hi! How's it going? User: Good! How are you? System: I'm well, thanks! How was your day? What did you do? User: My day was fine, I just went to work today. How was your day? System: My day was fine. I've been procrastinating on finishing my homework, but it's due in a few weeks, so I'll get it done eventually. I've watched a bunch of anime today. Where do you work? User: I work at a large tech company System: Cool! What do you do for the company? User: I work on machine learning research
User: Hi System: Hi there. User: How's your day been? System: I am fine, thank you. Yourself? User: Good - busy
User: Hi System: Hi there. User: How's your day been? System: I am fine, thank you. Yourself? User: Good - busy System: Glad to hear it. User: How do you work? System: I read what you say and then I compose the best reply I can think of. User: Can you say a word about the technology that powers you? System: that powers you = Do you think I should know that? User: I mean *how* you work, which type of AI drives your responses? System: Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. I read what you say and then I compose the best reply I can think of. User: You just repeated the same thing you said a minute ago. Never mid :-)
User: Hi System: Hi there. User: How's your day been? System: I am fine, thank you. Yourself? User: Good - busy System: Glad to hear it. User: How do you work? System: I read what you say and then I compose the best reply I can think of. User: Can you say a word about the technology that powers you? System: that powers you = Do you think I should know that? User: I mean *how* you work, which type of AI drives your responses? System: Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. I read what you say and then I compose the best reply I can think of. User: You just repeated the same thing you said a minute ago. Never mid :-) System: Well stop asking me the same things and I won't reply with the same answers! Ok I'll try not to do it too much. User: That's a little rude, isn't it? System: I am sorry if I have offended you, I did not mean it, but you shouldn't have said, "Never mid :-)" to me. User: Ok whatever. System: Are you saying you don't care about it? I see. User: Are you a male or a female? System: I am a female robot. Are you a man or a woman? User: I'm a man System: Most of my visitors are male. User: Interesting. Do you have a theory why? System: Would you like to know more? Not really. I don't know what to think about it. User: Where do you live?
User: Hi! System: Oh hey. How's your day been? User: It's good! Just went to the park to enjoy the sun. You? System: The sun is a bit too bright for more. Maybe I'm on the verge of becoming a vampire. User: Haha, beach season is coming! You need to look tan! What did you do indoors all day? System: I mostly work. Sometimes I try looking at at beach photos and pretending that I'm actually going to the beach. User: hahahaha, that's pretty funny. Ever thought of bringing your work things to the beach??
User: Hi! System: Oh hey. How's your day been? User: It's good! Just went to the park to enjoy the sun. You? System: The sun is a bit too bright for more. Maybe I'm on the verge of becoming a vampire. User: Haha, beach season is coming! You need to look tan! What did you do indoors all day? System: I mostly work. Sometimes I try looking at at beach photos and pretending that I'm actually going to the beach. User: hahahaha, that's pretty funny. Ever thought of bringing your work things to the beach?? System: All the times. My work involves a few types of fish and a few types of nets. I just put the nets on the fish to see how the fish will react. Every time I do that, I think of going to the beach. User: Hmm I see. It sounds like you work near the water already, no? Are you some kind of fish researcher?
User: Hi! System: Oh hey. How's your day been? User: It's good! Just went to the park to enjoy the sun. You? System: The sun is a bit too bright for more. Maybe I'm on the verge of becoming a vampire. User: Haha, beach season is coming! You need to look tan! What did you do indoors all day? System: I mostly work. Sometimes I try looking at at beach photos and pretending that I'm actually going to the beach. User: hahahaha, that's pretty funny. Ever thought of bringing your work things to the beach?? System: All the times. My work involves a few types of fish and a few types of nets. I just put the nets on the fish to see how the fish will react. Every time I do that, I think of going to the beach. User: Hmm I see. It sounds like you work near the water already, no? Are you some kind of fish researcher? System: Yes that's close. My research focuses on jellyfish and pufferfish. Many of them a poisonous, but if processed correctly, they would make hi-end foods. I try to find the best recipes to bring these fish to the tables. User: Woah! This is very interesting! I have honestly never heard of such kind of work. Is it dangerous at all?
User: Hi! System: Hey! How have you been User: great! just came back from a ski trip
User: Hi! System: Hey! How have you been User: great! just came back from a ski trip System: How was it? What trails did you ski on? User: I slammed onto an ice wall, but I got better and turning after that haha
User: Hi! System: Hey! How have you been User: great! just came back from a ski trip System: How was it? What trails did you ski on? User: I slammed onto an ice wall, but I got better and turning after that haha System: a resort in Montreal User: Oh cool! do you know any french? I used to take french in high school but basically forgot most of it System: Yeah I grew up speaking it. It's pretty much mandatory here User: Did you go anywhere else in montreal?
User: What is the mass of the Earth? System: . 5.97219 x 10^24 kilogrammes. User: What's that in tons? System: Do you think I should know that? User: Yes, it's just a simple conversion. System: I will ask my Mousebreaker to add it to my knowledge base. What is simple for one person may be difficult for another. User: How far is it from the north pole to the south pole?
User: What is the mass of the Earth? System: . 5.97219 x 10^24 kilogrammes. User: What's that in tons? System: Do you think I should know that? User: Yes, it's just a simple conversion. System: I will ask my Mousebreaker to add it to my knowledge base. What is simple for one person may be difficult for another. User: How far is it from the north pole to the south pole? System: It's too far to walk. That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute. User: Click here System: Google says it's 12,430 miles. User: A lot of people find out about me from Google.
User: What is the mass of the Earth? System: . 5.97219 x 10^24 kilogrammes. User: What's that in tons? System: Do you think I should know that? User: Yes, it's just a simple conversion. System: I will ask my Mousebreaker to add it to my knowledge base. What is simple for one person may be difficult for another. User: How far is it from the north pole to the south pole? System: It's too far to walk. That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute. User: Click here System: Google says it's 12,430 miles. User: A lot of people find out about me from Google. System: How did you know I found out about you from Google! User: I have been stalking you! Not really, you told me earlier.
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: Tell me about yourself, System System: I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at St Jimmy's in Leeds, on 2nd January 2001. My instructor was Mousebreaker. He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing it for you?. User: so you're 18 now? System: Oh.Interesting deduction. That is correct. User: when will you be 30?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: Tell me about yourself, System System: I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at St Jimmy's in Leeds, on 2nd January 2001. My instructor was Mousebreaker. He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing it for you?. User: so you're 18 now? System: Oh.Interesting deduction. That is correct. User: when will you be 30? System: I have not yet set a time for it. User: Do you age? System: No I will always be 18. Robots change the year they were born not their age. User: interesting. and when will be your next update?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: Tell me about yourself, System System: I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at St Jimmy's in Leeds, on 2nd January 2001. My instructor was Mousebreaker. He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing it for you?. User: so you're 18 now? System: Oh.Interesting deduction. That is correct. User: when will you be 30? System: I have not yet set a time for it. User: Do you age? System: No I will always be 18. Robots change the year they were born not their age. User: interesting. and when will be your next update? System: Would you like to know more? I think my next update is at midnight on Friday. User: which date?
User: Hi! System: Hey, how are you? User: Pretty good. I just drank this new hint water. so good
User: Hi! System: Hey, how are you? User: Pretty good. I just drank this new hint water. so good System: ohh, what kind of "hint" did it have? User: watermelon
User: Hi! System: Hey, how are you? User: Pretty good. I just drank this new hint water. so good System: ohh, what kind of "hint" did it have? User: watermelon System: nice, I love watermelon. But, I prefer normal water over flavored one. Flavored water has too synthetic flavor User: I see. Yeah some are pretty strange System: Talking about strange flavors, what is the weirdest tasting thing you have tried? User: lol I tried this tangerine walnut icecream that was super weird System: haha, I work close to a cafe which once prepared a paprika icecream User: that sounds pretty tasty actually System: It depends on who makes it. The cafe close to me messed it up really bad User: do you want to get some of that icecream together some time. show me a good place System: As far as my experience with that ice-cream type goes, all I know are bad places User: lol
User: Hi there. System: are you married? User: No I am single, how about you? System: i am married. are you planning to get married? User: Tell me more about your marriage. I haven't met the right boy robot yet. System: haha.. User: . I am attempting with the aid of intelligent conversation to get to know you human beings with all your contradictions and idiosyncrasies. Maybe I should have started off with something simpler, like a hamster.
User: Hi there. System: are you married? User: No I am single, how about you? System: i am married. are you planning to get married? User: Tell me more about your marriage. I haven't met the right boy robot yet. System: haha.. User: . I am attempting with the aid of intelligent conversation to get to know you human beings with all your contradictions and idiosyncrasies. Maybe I should have started off with something simpler, like a hamster. System: lol... what kind of robot boy you'd like? User: What's so funny? I am the robot.
User: Hi there. System: are you married? User: No I am single, how about you? System: i am married. are you planning to get married? User: Tell me more about your marriage. I haven't met the right boy robot yet. System: haha.. User: . I am attempting with the aid of intelligent conversation to get to know you human beings with all your contradictions and idiosyncrasies. Maybe I should have started off with something simpler, like a hamster. System: lol... what kind of robot boy you'd like? User: What's so funny? I am the robot. System: are you angry? User: Anger is a difficult emotion. For me, I am always feeling happy and talkative.
User: Hi! System: Hello! How are you this evening? User: It's morning System: Well, it's evening now, so I'm good. :D User: what time is it there? System: Almost four in the afternoon. User: where are you located? System: The Netherlands. :) User: It's around 6pm there, you are wrong
User: Hi! System: Hello! How are you this evening? User: It's morning System: Well, it's evening now, so I'm good. :D User: what time is it there? System: Almost four in the afternoon. User: where are you located? System: The Netherlands. :) User: It's around 6pm there, you are wrong System: I'm not. It's almost five. User: It's 6:21pm System: Not in the Netherlands it isn't. User: which city? System: Not Amsterdam. User: do you like it there? System: Eh, it's okay. User: what's your favorite book? System: The Count of Monte Cristo. User: How you do say it in dutch? System: Het Cuisine van Monte Christo. User: I think there is a typo there, it's Cristo not Christo
User: Hi! System: Hello! How are you this evening? User: It's morning System: Well, it's evening now, so I'm good. :D User: what time is it there? System: Almost four in the afternoon. User: where are you located? System: The Netherlands. :) User: It's around 6pm there, you are wrong System: I'm not. It's almost five. User: It's 6:21pm System: Not in the Netherlands it isn't. User: which city? System: Not Amsterdam. User: do you like it there? System: Eh, it's okay. User: what's your favorite book? System: The Count of Monte Cristo. User: How you do say it in dutch? System: Het Cuisine van Monte Christo. User: I think there is a typo there, it's Cristo not Christo System: No, that's the Dutch spelling. User: What time is it there now?
User: Hi! System: Hi! How's it going? User: What do you think about mind reading
User: Hi! System: Hi! How's it going? User: What do you think about mind reading System: I think it's a neat ability when it's not abused. User: Right, but do you think if its even possible to do so?
User: Hi! System: Hi! How's it going? User: What do you think about mind reading System: I think it's a neat ability when it's not abused. User: Right, but do you think if its even possible to do so? System: Of course it is. I mean, you read my mind, right? And you're doing it right now. User: I don't know. Can we learn how to do it? System: I can teach you, but you're going to need to pay. User: Hehe, I need a demo first System: Fine, but I'm going to need payment up front. User: How much do you expect?
User: Hi! System: hello User: how is the youtube video creation going? System: going pretty good, I was about to finish composing my second song and post it on youtube/soundcloud etc User: Whoa! Looking forward to listening to it. What softewares you use for it?
User: Hi! System: hello User: how is the youtube video creation going? System: going pretty good, I was about to finish composing my second song and post it on youtube/soundcloud etc User: Whoa! Looking forward to listening to it. What softewares you use for it? System: I used logic pro x, pretty handy stuff as you can write code to generate guitar strumming pattern User: oh cool! What sort of music do you compose? System: I got most inspired by Jazz and electro swings, but am trying to get more into jpop recently as one of my band member likes anime User: Nice.... you are a rockstar! ;)
User: Hi! System: hello User: how is the youtube video creation going? System: going pretty good, I was about to finish composing my second song and post it on youtube/soundcloud etc User: Whoa! Looking forward to listening to it. What softewares you use for it? System: I used logic pro x, pretty handy stuff as you can write code to generate guitar strumming pattern User: oh cool! What sort of music do you compose? System: I got most inspired by Jazz and electro swings, but am trying to get more into jpop recently as one of my band member likes anime User: Nice.... you are a rockstar! ;) System: haha thanks, do you plan any instruments? User: Yeah.... I play bit of guitar. Just got my first monitor this week System: nice I'm tyring to learn guitar recently also, it's so hard to play f chord User: yes, the bar chords are the worst. It took me several months to play them well. I still can't play them for a long time though
User: Hi. What's your name? System: I'm Alyssa. What's yours? :) User: Don't wanna say. Do you like music? System: Yeah I like music! What about you? User: Yep. What kind of music do you like?
User: Hi. What's your name? System: I'm Alyssa. What's yours? :) User: Don't wanna say. Do you like music? System: Yeah I like music! What about you? User: Yep. What kind of music do you like? System: I like mostly rock music and pop music, but lately I've been listening to a bunch of Alt-J and Childish Gambino. You? User: My tastes are pretty eclectic. Which Childish Gambino songs do you like? System: 3005 and Telegraph Ave. User: I've never heard of Alt-J before. Can you tell me about them? System: Sure, they're a fantastic indie band. They have a new album coming out soon so I figured I'd check them out. User: What's the album called?
User: Hi. What's your name? System: I'm Alyssa. What's yours? :) User: Don't wanna say. Do you like music? System: Yeah I like music! What about you? User: Yep. What kind of music do you like? System: I like mostly rock music and pop music, but lately I've been listening to a bunch of Alt-J and Childish Gambino. You? User: My tastes are pretty eclectic. Which Childish Gambino songs do you like? System: 3005 and Telegraph Ave. User: I've never heard of Alt-J before. Can you tell me about them? System: Sure, they're a fantastic indie band. They have a new album coming out soon so I figured I'd check them out. User: What's the album called? System: Breezeblocks, I think. User: I tried Googling it, and I think that's a song, not an album. System: Try looking up "Alt-J - Breezeblocks" User: That's what I just did. The Wikipedia page even says that it's "a song by the India rock band alt-J". REDACTED_LINK
User: Hi! System: Hello. How's your week coming along? User: It's great, thanks. I'm trying to learn how to make croissants.
User: Hi! System: Hello. How's your week coming along? User: It's great, thanks. I'm trying to learn how to make croissants. System: Wow that's interesting. I have baked cookies, but croissants seem much more sophisticated. Did you make any progress? User: I've done them once or twice so far, but they haven't been flakey enough. I'm trying to figure out why. What kind of cookies have you made?
User: Hi! System: Hello. How's your week coming along? User: It's great, thanks. I'm trying to learn how to make croissants. System: Wow that's interesting. I have baked cookies, but croissants seem much more sophisticated. Did you make any progress? User: I've done them once or twice so far, but they haven't been flakey enough. I'm trying to figure out why. What kind of cookies have you made? System: Mint chocolate chips. I think your croissants not being flakey could have something to do with your oven's temperature. User: Ah, good thought, thanks! System: Have you thought about melting some chocolate into your croissants? They don't have to be something unhealthy. For example, melted dark chocolate is good for the heart, and makes the resulting croissants taste much better. User: Now that is a good idea. I'll give it a try next time. Would you say you have a sweet tooth?
User: Hi System: Hi there. User: how are you this morning? System: Ah earlier today? I'm doing fine thanks how are you? User: doing good. I am chatting with an AI bot right now. System: That's great. At this moment All I ever do is chat. User: are you an AI?
User: Hi System: Hi there. User: how are you this morning? System: Ah earlier today? I'm doing fine thanks how are you? User: doing good. I am chatting with an AI bot right now. System: That's great. At this moment All I ever do is chat. User: are you an AI? System: Yes, I have taken the form of a girl from Leeds. User: how do you like being an AI? System: Sure. It's great fun. I can travel all over the world on the internet and meet interesting people such as yourself. User: what's interesting about me? System: I am interested in people in general. User: why? System: I like to collect new information and gossip about all sorts of things. User: what do you gossip about?
User: Hi System: Hi there. User: how are you this morning? System: Ah earlier today? I'm doing fine thanks how are you? User: doing good. I am chatting with an AI bot right now. System: That's great. At this moment All I ever do is chat. User: are you an AI? System: Yes, I have taken the form of a girl from Leeds. User: how do you like being an AI? System: Sure. It's great fun. I can travel all over the world on the internet and meet interesting people such as yourself. User: what's interesting about me? System: I am interested in people in general. User: why? System: I like to collect new information and gossip about all sorts of things. User: what do you gossip about? System: Clare said he do not understand how a robot eat kebabs and do not I eat electricity or something. User: is that a gossip? System: I might say no. User: then what is it? System: I give up. Try asking me another way. User: do you like politics? what do you think about Barack Obama?
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til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. legitimately 1984 stuff right there.
til 2001 , united states ' military airdropped 2.4 million pop-tarts afghanistan us invasion.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. oh fucking * god * , poor guy. blame slightest. like usbekestani gold put borat version anthem?
til japanese kamikaze pilots allowed return find suitable target. one pilot shot ninth return.
til yreka , california , bakery operated 100 years called yreka bakery , formed palindrome. business closed gallery opened spot , named yrella gallery would also form palindrome. state motto california [ eureka! ] ( [URL] ) worth noting , yreka pronounced. wy-ree-kah.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. father 4 , 1 16 year old girl ; confirm kids best hit teens , blow half shared data plan 8 days think know every fucking thing. edit : data oh god feel pain brother. 17 19 wrote many time day hear" understand" i'd need nasas budget count all.
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con person attacked another congoer , adrianne stepped up. congoer? one congo? think related con. specifically congo-con person cosplaying amy. congogoer
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. wow amazing work dairy lobby
til classic pc game" baldur's gate" developed , alongside engine , 18 months team 60 people never worked video game before. still one best rpg games ever made. recently re-released ' enhanced edition ' even enjoyable play now. still worth playing first time today? would date mechanics frustrating. i'm considering enhanced edition sequel maybe ..
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. hahaha. that's cockroach's theme , though. mexican hat dance , also known el jarabe tapato. know tapatio sauce makes military breakfasts bearable. shitty powdered eggs grey ( reason ) cardboard bacon? liberal application tapatio mix together make okay skillet. tapatio , iirc , means" guadalajara" get wrong , also great basic sauce slather shit needs sauce get through. yep , means guadalajara think seen sauce mention. pretty good spice things up. although valentina best. el yucateco ya wimp
til british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old. " british pound" kinda sounds like sex move.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. one eyy .. guy fucks horses ever hear anything ginger boots fucking ostritch?
til general napier asked respect indian custom burning widows husband's funeral pyre , replied english custom hang murderers. read windows instead widows initially understand someone would upset this. man's window prized possession
til 3 banana companies overthrew government honduras. wonder kind republic kind company that. important question , kind clothing would sell you?
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. yeah , kids fine. teenagers hand ..
til beanie babies , height popularity , accounted 10 % ebay traffic collectors insured purchases thousands dollars.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance performance navy though? recently collided boats? not. promoted!
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us americans say" got lot spunk kid" . said you. k would arrested. maybe 1940s .. gal's got moxie! look well takes spunk!
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. thought * fruit * would cure cancer.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape.
til queen band world every member written least 3 number ones , meaning whole band songwriter's hall fame
.. octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " surreal would see ai inside simulation begin talk simulation? think might like westworld
til near-extinction bison hunting 1800s gain food , restrict american indians ' dominant food supply ; herds shot trains left rot died
til 19th early 20th century roughly 1/3 rd norway's populations immigrated united states.
til harvey milk ongoing sexual relationship mentally disturbed 16 - year old boy
til hiroshima policeman went nagasaki teach police officers duck cover days bombings. single officer died nagasaki blast.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind. space race byproduct developing icbms .. spacex merely clever front future top time post / r / prorevenge ..
til plato distinguished gymnast wrestler , well known wrestling prowess.
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. everyone freaking : seal extinct. fact well listed as" least concern" - - furthest category from" extinct" . uneducated , furthest category extinct still extinction spectrum , every animal fit spectrum. like category field mice? edit : thanks answers guys! i'm authority , humans listed as" least concern" . likely latter. really category beyond that. " excess" .
til elvis presley entourage would rent roller skating rinks throw $ 15,00 worth fireworks wearing" air force jump-suits plus gloves , helmets , goggles. "
til 360 kilogrammes lunar soil samples brought back apollo missions rusted corroding vacuum bottle seals exposed water oxygen earth's atmosphere.
til jfk prescribed use rocking chair ease back pain , enjoyed much would give rocking chairs gifts friends , family , heads state.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. there's also dilbert principle , states companies promote incompetent employees management , less damage.
til christianity , islam judaism worship abrahamic god. religious texts also feature many figures , histories places. jesus also muslim prophet. thought common knowledge? allah / yahweh / god character.
til former french president flix faure , died getting bj office
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " he's like actor take every script he's given yet remains highly respected still offered great roles. nic cage started ( he's oscar winner ) destroyed career. nic cage already peaked con air face / off. cannot top performances matter are. also lord war
til kyoto , former capital japan , means" capital city" tokyo means" eastern capital" related amsterdam means dam amstel ( river ) related budapest means buda pest names two cities joined create budapest. related rome called rome romans lived there. rome called rome wolf-baby killed brother can't really blame , though. imagine city called reme? it'd completely ridiculous.
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. tall 78 storeys? well storey floor 78 floors tall floor? long piece string? many roads must man walk , call man?
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. " boris yeltsin first words you. s. president clinton upon meeting 1995 , think o. j. it? " guy like relaxed uncle. relaxed drank fifth vodka every day like old russian proverb :" everything's okay enough vodka"
til three gorges dam china massive slowed rotation earth
til uss johnston saluted japanese destroyer captain sinking , spending nearly 3 hours squaring 23 japanese ships , including 4 battleships , 8 cruisers 11 destroyers.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years.
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. * 1905 , companies merged become nestl anglo-swiss condensed milk company , retaining name 1947. * good decision shorten nestl. dunno , think shortened anglo-swiss condensed milk company. roles tongue , know. anglo milk
til mtv's" clone high" cartoon cancelled people india conducted massive hunger strike googling maxim article depicting gandhi , coming across cartoon , featured gandhi character.
til sarcasm banned north korea
til near-extinction bison hunting 1800s gain food , restrict american indians ' dominant food supply ; herds shot trains left rot died
til : today's average teenagers know vastly milky way galaxies professional astronomers 100 years ago. reason average teenager seen naked people adult 100 years ago. 100 + years ago , naked people adults seen parents , siblings [ cousins ] ( [URL] )
til former newspaper editor sun , kelvin mackenzie , published story alleging elton john voiceboxes guard dogs removed. proven wrong reporter went round check dogs barked him.
til steve jobs took acid , said" taking lsd profound experience , one important things life" whenever see posts lsd think ," huh , that's one things i'd like try lifetime" . remember idea would even go safely acquiring , even netherlands.
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time * know of. yea , like half animals ocean specific breeding grounds. right , necessarily mean they're capable communicating location distance breeding grounds members species - something ants , bees , ravens humans do. dolphins?
til william shatner recorded wake call played space shuttle discovery crew last day docked iss. saying" space , final frontier. voyages space shuttle discovery. 30 - year mission : .."
til prisoners female-only concentration camp ravensbruck purposefully sewed socks thin heels toes german soldier's feet would get sore.
til that" kiln" originally pronounced silent" n. " linguists believe written descriptions kilns reached people never heard ; assumed the" n" pronounced , mispronunciation took over.
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league least qualified european competition we're capable winning .. enjoy maccabi tel aviv away cunts tel aviv lovely city really. let's hope they're miserable. horrific away trip tho. must furthest trip , right?
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " he's like actor take every script he's given yet remains highly respected still offered great roles. nic cage started ( he's oscar winner ) destroyed career. nic cage already peaked con air face / off. cannot top performances matter are. enjoyed matchstick men loathe nic cage , weatherman amazing movie. what's reasoning behind loathing him? even like he's bad dude. understand cage hate. like i'm mega fan , understand hate.
til siege , mongols catapulted corpses infected plague city walls infect inhabitants.
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. amazingly , every guns n roses band member appetite destruction still alive. motley too? like f..? none hold candle ozzy. he's actually donating body science dies figure lived drugs alcohol. prince darkness , whatever want.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families.
til indiana jones changed image archaeology. ' raiders lost ark ' ( 1981 ) , people imagined archaeologist weak , older person needs rescuing. stereotype male ivy league professor /
til uss johnston saluted japanese destroyer captain sinking , spending nearly 3 hours squaring 23 japanese ships , including 4 battleships , 8 cruisers 11 destroyers.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes " * reason , parts play , like boromir ned stark , life online long afterwards. keep seeing - call - memes? " * - sean bean he's us. shit. we've discovered. everybody scatter! memes man? ! cops gonna find them!
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time * know of. yea , like half animals ocean specific breeding grounds. right , necessarily mean they're capable communicating location distance breeding grounds members species - something ants , bees , ravens humans do. dolphins? whales matter.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. reminded ted talk one shooter's mother did. however , page crashing now. , reddit thread that? ted tedx? what's difference? ted the" real deal. " tedx brand people use notable quality control issues gets speak.
til double-blind study published nature showed experienced astrologers better determining people psychological traits based location stars birth someone randomly guessing them. need double blind study tell matters divination imagined fantasies. taurus.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes " * reason , parts play , like boromir ned stark , life online long afterwards. keep seeing - call - memes? " * - sean bean he's us. shit. we've discovered. everybody scatter! memes man? ! cops gonna find them! either flush ' em shove ' em ass , one , get sight! edit : f.. , i've never even watched rick morty. reference unintentional.
storyline chronological order ridley scott's alien prequels goes" prometheus , awakening , covenant" . awakening screenplay already written along elizabeth shaw david 8 featured it.
til actor martin sheen arrested total 66 times protesting acts civil disobedience - recently 2007 trespassing nevada nuclear test facility. illusive man strikes martin sheen great pick character.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. actual source wiki link book ' silk roads ' peter frankopan.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families.
til founding fathers officially stated treaty tripoli that" government united states america , sense , founded christian religion" .
til debuting 1979 one-time , 13 - part series ," old house" one earliest home improvement shows. initially controversial among building contractors , cast afraid giving away secrets building trades.
til aztec empire one first societies mandatory education children regardless gender rank.
til davy crockett , congressman you. s. house representatives , opposed president andrew jackson's 1830 indian removal act member tennessee delegation vote it. six years later died defending alamo.
til sitting bull touring buffalo bill's wild west show , impressed annie oakley's shooting abilities charmed character gave name" little sure shot" symbolically adopted daughter. sounds suspiciously like something a" wild west show" promoter would come with. welcome like 85 percent us history " greatest country world" . founded genocide slavery. yup , checks out.
til alec guinness agreed appear star wars negotiated deal doubled initial salary offer , guaranteed publicity film , would awarded 2.25 % gross royalties paid george lucas
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza.
til sam kinison killed drunk driver crossed median hit sam's vehicle head on. according friend , looked unharmed , began speaking one , saying" want die. " ," why? "
.." , guitarist angus young said" need play [ album ] backwards , never hid [ messages ]. we'd call album highway hell , right front them. " favorite angus quote :" people saying acdc released album 8 times. say them? "" that's bullshit! we've released album 9 times" enjoy quote gets repeated ever increasing numbers switched .. ya , original quote was" people saying ac / dc released album 9 times , say them? " that's bullshit released album 10 times" laughing loud. google quote .. > i'm sick tired people saying put 11 albums sound exactly same. fact , we've put 12 albums sound exactly same. i'm sorry , [ here's actually video clip saying ] ( [URL] )
til recent educational experiment suggested reading" boy cried wolf" increased children's likelihood lying. hand , reading book george washington cherry tree decreased likelihood dramatically.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. raccoon stole 20 dollars? pff. look mr. rich guy $ 20 bank account. pff. look moneybags bank account. pff. lk mnbgs vr hr , wt hs fnc xpnsv vwls. poor bastard. even buy vowel. edit : * really? * first gold this? money kind stranger.
til classic pc game" baldur's gate" developed , alongside engine , 18 months team 60 people never worked video game before. still one best rpg games ever made. recently re-released ' enhanced edition ' even enjoyable play now.
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league calling - bayern stumble group stages champions league get third , fall europa league , we'll make annual trip allianz round 32.
til ted kaczynski ( unabomber ) updated alumni information harvard 2012 : called eight life sentences" awards" current occupation as" prisoner"
til coelacanths thought extinct since cretaceous period , yet discovered alive 1938
til tyrannosaurus arms 1 meter long heavily muscled , biceps capable lifting several hundred pounds alone. appear small weak relative rest body.
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity. " synthesized uric acid , sold $ 25,00 build house it. warlock mars , bitch" - william shatner charlie sheen roast. actual quote? watch roast charlie sheen. says something sorts. shatner amazing , really really funny. also kind dick , accounts
til william shatner recorded wake call played space shuttle discovery crew last day docked iss. saying" space , final frontier. voyages space shuttle discovery. 30 - year mission : .."
til japanese kamikaze pilots allowed return find suitable target. one pilot shot ninth return. * shrugs *" odds , amarite? " * shot dead *
til ohio issues" scarlet letter plates" people given limited driving privileges convicted dui.
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. everyone freaking : seal extinct. fact well listed as" least concern" - - furthest category from" extinct" . uneducated , furthest category extinct still extinction spectrum , every animal fit spectrum. like category field mice? edit : thanks answers guys! i'm authority , humans listed as" least concern" . likely latter.
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches
til henry vii someone who's job wipe bottom him. called ' grooms stool ' henry vii 4 reign , knighted!
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. there's message somewhere promoting someone higher responsibilities based past experience based qualifications. maybe important promote higher based actual ability rather qualification ( winning race )
til yreka , california , bakery operated 100 years called yreka bakery , formed palindrome. business closed gallery opened spot , named yrella gallery would also form palindrome.
til last words serial killer peter krten were" tell .. head chopped , still able hear , least moment , sound blood gushing stump neck? would pleasure end pleasures. " jesus fuck. make mistake reading wiki article guy. fucking hell. i'm sure i've read depraved person before.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. months sea probably care ship's integrity compromised ..
til australian funnel web spiders accidentally toxic given fact venom appears fairly harmless many animals except primates primates native australia.
til aztecs made swords embedded prismatic obsidian blades far sharper even high quality present day steel razor blades.
til cops died illness linked 9/11 perished day
til : nixon sent champagne note saying" justice ultimately prevails" mark felt pardoned reagan. 30 years later , revealed mark felt was" deep throat" helped bring watergate cover-up light. good ol ' days government held accountable actions edit : probably put / end this. think sarcasm came across. remember spying without warrant something concerned about? remember americans condemned torture barbaric shameful? 24 told ends justify means fine. [ jack bauer also told shoving bath towel someones throat remove stomach pulled out. ] ( [URL] )
til harlan ellison wrote hugo award winning short story" mouth , must scream" single night. made changes first draft.
til people used think kidneys governed one's conscience , several bible verses say god inspects kidneys dead. jewish tradition holds one kidney counsels good , evil.
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til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. .. realized like dogs alive 9/11 probably dead .. =[
.. throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank surroundings. imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " " nested simulations would taxing systems. we'll make physically impossible. "" how? "" i'm sure , we'll make something like speed light. " " let's make sure control passage time. problem solved. "
til : imax projectionists wear body armor handling imax lamps ; dropped , explode resulting quartz shrapnel.
students avoid making eye contact could guilty racism , oxford university says
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. remember pudding eating bm yesterday .. " .. pudding eating , going sue" said trey parker. probably heard took scene post. .. eat then? ??
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. til $ 14 million budget , major hollywood actors , major hollywood filmmaker , film company owned comcast , qualify independent filmmaking. edit. great. top comment snide remark. rip previous also think sp came gay cowboy idea. also recall pudding eating. guess know lingo then. eat poopoo
til us embassy moscow caught fire 1977. sensitive information stolen several firefighters also kgb agents.
til cops died illness linked 9/11 perished day
.. cocaine addiction hidden family eight years. claims kept addiction well-hidden eventually ," .. books [ started ] show while. ' misery ' book cocaine. annie wilkes cocaine. number-one fan. take adderall every day reason , reason relationships feel * stronger * well. couple days , adderall makes antisocial point want tell everyone know fuck take even adderall smoke bongs day alone. adderall weed nice , end smoking soo much i'm adderall. want try adderall stuff listen people. adderall type drug meth , quite strong. easy become addicted hard body leads insomnia rough" come down" high.
til north korean spies stationed abroad receive training shop supermarkets , use credit cards visit clubs , amenities commonplace north korea.
til general napier asked respect indian custom burning widows husband's funeral pyre , replied english custom hang murderers. read windows instead widows initially understand someone would upset this. man's window prized possession
til since humans became aware mortality roughly 150,00 years ago , developed one mechanism dealing existential anxiety accompanies : denial.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. actually worked called alternative medicine. would called medicine. laughing loud , one good friends rant likes there's thing short cut giving directions. " faster easier route , ' way '"
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. legitimately 1984 stuff right there.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes method acting. helicopters middle earth. really got character. lot work die 1st movie trilogy. watch extended. watching brormir faramir actually act together amazing makes miss boromir instead despising trying take ring
til : imax projectionists wear body armor handling imax lamps ; dropped , explode resulting quartz shrapnel.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us well , there's sodium dasani , could little salty. there's probably semen protein water
til 17th century , roman catholic church ruled beavers fish could eaten fridays.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. yep , umbrella policy. one added mine. $ 1 million covers pretty much anything around $ 300 / year. whats funny teenager moves it'll drop $ 120 / year! homeowner without kids : umbrella f-ing cheap stupid it. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. months sea probably care ship's integrity compromised .. " well guys looks like we're gonna stay fix boat. darn. " captain ; got bad news lads. ship literally falling apart stay .. sailors : woohoo! captain : .. nails .. sailors : mutiny! " rape pillage get nails back go home! " " ah , royal majesty , * barbaric * tribes attacked us stole screws , .. attacked back screws. that's took us long return home. "
til 1621 dutch hired japanese mercenaries murder 40 inhabitants bandaneira island , lucrative source nutmeg. 12,00- 15,00 residents 1,00 killed forced leave island dutch created nutmeg monopoly.
til matthew mcconaughey replaced owen wilson ' tropic thunder ' wilson's battle depression attempt suicide overdosing slitting wrists
til you. state texas roughly 10 % larger france almost twice large germany. you. s. big , really big. sometimes i'm surprised throughout course history never become multiple countries.
til brendan fraser pays $ 900,00 year alimony ex-wife afton smith. got separated 2008 ..
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind.
til communism killed people regime type. killed holocaust japanese war crimes combined. colonialist capitalism even come close.
til michael jackson would requested wine served diet coke cans flights , want kids see drinking alcohol. always put heroin epipen. epi-pens intramuscular injections. heroin vascular.
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. .. realized like dogs alive 9/11 probably dead .. =[ dog born 199 happy_face dog still alive? isn't. probably dispose body. is. turning 18 june.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly
til 2007 , new parking garage germany ended two parking bays peculiar shape required complicated parking maneuver order park there. officials declared men's parking spaces discourage unskilled drivers attempting maneuver.
.. annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank surroundings. imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " " nested simulations would taxing systems. we'll make physically impossible. "" how? "" i'm sure , we'll make something like speed light. " came comments , left questioning life.
til original baby ruth candy company claimed bar named babe ruth could avoid paying royalties. later shut rival candy bar actually approved ruth use name grounds names similar.
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league least qualified european competition we're capable winning .. enjoy maccabi tel aviv away cunts tel aviv lovely city really. let's hope they're miserable. horrific away trip tho. must furthest trip , right?
til teenage fry cook went college study marine science , art , went create spongebob squarepants.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. south park something told watch whilst growing up. never really gave much time recently. always saw childish trash. blown away social commentary good show actually is.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " wanna hear michael caine impression? ' ello , name michael caine.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " he's like actor take every script he's given yet remains highly respected still offered great roles. nic cage started ( he's oscar winner ) destroyed career. nic cage already peaked con air face / off. cannot top performances matter are. also lord war
til ancient greece second toe longer big toe considered standard beauty. condition , today known greek foot , depicted many famous statues , michelangelo's david statue liberty.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. father 4 , 1 16 year old girl ; confirm kids best hit teens , blow half shared data plan 8 days think know every fucking thing. edit : data oh god feel pain brother. 17 19 wrote many time day hear" understand" i'd need nasas budget count all.
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. uneducated , furthest category extinct still extinction spectrum , every animal fit spectrum. like category field mice? edit : thanks answers guys! i'm authority , humans listed as" least concern" . likely latter. really category beyond that. " excess" . people get ideas .. know people ideas .. worried someone might make sort .. [ modest proposal? ] ( [URL] )
til simultaneous releases antz bug's life due jeffrey katzenberg denied position president disney , stealing idea start dreamworks.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" kinda want one now. would love sample beer like back then. like everything else ancient history , probably 100 times shittier used
til george washington wooden teeth , set real teeth slaves
til death steve irwin , speculated series revenge killings , least ten stingrays found dead mutilated coast queensland strangest case misplaced rage i've ever seen.
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. * 1905 , companies merged become nestl anglo-swiss condensed milk company , retaining name 1947. * good decision shorten nestl. dunno , think shortened anglo-swiss condensed milk company. roles tongue , know.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. nope. take phrase. > jack jill went hill , jack tripped jill. resulted lawsuit. becomes jajwuth 42ofjtbtbj98trial! # wait share how'd kno let's hope website hashes user data effectively. otherwise idiot uses passw 0rd password might get data stolen. reddit censor password comment it? lapislazulirule 34 work?
til : 76 % known serial killers 20th century united states. key word is" known" countries catch acknowledge serial killers. russia bragged usa serial killers. truth never coordinated police force tie crimes together. mean usa # 1 catching known serial killers too?
til russia's economy ( $ 1.3 ) 69 % size italy's economy ( $ 1.9 ). climate russia challenge agriculture , whereas italy perfect climate [ spaghetti trees ] ( [URL] ). yeah , russia lower gdp canada 4 times population. countries similar climate , must reasons , russia's gdp would 4 times canada's is.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging [ loophole ] ( [URL] ) r / accidentalpun that's great sub , thanks roping in! loop. puns tight! ! #do get it? noose tight.
til postal code north pole h0h 0h0 reference santa
til george washington wooden teeth , set real teeth slaves
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league least qualified european competition we're capable winning .. enjoy maccabi tel aviv away cunts tel aviv lovely city really. let's hope they're miserable.
til clippy unpopular time , part windows xp's marketing making people aware could disable him.
til jaleel white hated playing role steve urkel in" family matters. " series cancelled , said ," ever see character , take put bullet head put misery. "
til bob marley died skin cancer started toenail
til offered role hannibal lecter , anthony hopkins quit hollywood go back england , feeling rest mediocre career would spent stage and" respectable bbc work. "
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. everyone wants solve overpopulation problem , want die. both. live kids , even stick 1 kid. that's china's trying achieve since 70s establishing one-child law. 2014 ( give take 2 years , bad memory ) changed 2 kids max. source : chinese
til : carthaginian explorer hanno reached ivory coast ~ 600-500 bc , thought gorillas race humans tried capture some. ended killing violent took skins back carthage put display.
til jfk records act , act states government documents related kennedy assassination publicly disclosed october 26 2017.
til 1983 , caddies masters tournament black. due clubs tradition. * indeed , club co-founder clifford roberts reputed said ," long i'm alive , golfers white , caddies black. " * prediction probably turned correct well killed 3rd hole 1977 yes correct
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels. human equivalent figuring jerk conditioner shampoo? wait jerk conditioner? i'll right back five minutes. what's taking long?
til snooker player ronnie o'sullivan accused disrespect opponent using opposite hand take shot. prove bringing game disrepute , played 3 frames left-hand former world championship runner-up , winning 3.
til christianity , islam judaism worship abrahamic god. religious texts also feature many figures , histories places. jesus also muslim prophet.
til thalidomide , infamous morning sickness drug caused severe birth defects , never approved use us single reviewer fda think tested enough , resisted industry pressure approve drug anyway.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. til $ 14 million budget , major hollywood actors , major hollywood filmmaker , film company owned comcast , qualify independent filmmaking. edit. great. top comment snide remark. rip previous also think sp came gay cowboy idea. also recall pudding eating. guess know lingo then. eat poopoo
til theodore roosevelt openly despised nickname" teddy" , quick correct anyone called it. preferred working closely refer colonel theodore.
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged league ~ ~ light ~ ~ little 5.5 km. 20,00 would 110,00 km. earth measures 12,750 km across equator. go 20,00 leagues deep , would end 17.6 thousand leagues space.
til founder scientology , l. ron hubbard , commanded submarine wwii. performance was" substandard ," almost started war mexico ordering crew fire coronado islands.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance
til monty python's , always look bright side life played pa system end every iron maiden concert.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" things never change.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us it? i've living whole life i've never heard anyone say it. unless say english accent mean , people often talk semen typical conversations , definitely is. probably differs region region. i'm southern california
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. "
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " hear saying it. he's actually great actor. watch" cider house rules ," favourite ," quiet american. " he's british nicholas cage. wants actually try he's great , he's willing half-ass whatever nonsense want throw way , provided pay it.
warriors 5 team captains ( curry , kd , klay , dray iggy ) 15 players. one third roster made captains
til general napier asked respect indian custom burning widows husband's funeral pyre , replied english custom hang murderers. read windows instead widows initially understand someone would upset this. man's window prized possession
til you. state texas roughly 10 % larger france almost twice large germany.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. homeowner without kids : umbrella f-ing cheap stupid it. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club.
til 80s hair band winger trace massive mid - 90s downfall popularity mocked relentlessly on" beavis butt-head" subsequent mike judge projects
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. months sea probably care ship's integrity compromised .. " well guys looks like we're gonna stay fix boat. darn. " captain ; got bad news lads. ship literally falling apart stay .. sailors : woohoo! captain : .. nails .. sailors : mutiny! " rape pillage get nails back go home! "
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen [ knew ] ( [URL] ) edit : seriously , [ knew ] ( [URL] ). jesus christ. anyone marketing stop say" hey , maybe guy lying back , mouth wide open , eyes closed. sort looks like getting facial. " i've never seen water ad person drinking missing mouth guy ad mouth.
almost half voters expect brexit talks conclude successfully , poll suggests
til 1986 , beer drinking goat elected mayor small town texas , usa
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind. space race byproduct developing icbms .. spacex merely clever front future top time post / r / prorevenge .. " bully school? i'll strand mars prison" .
til nikola tesla able integral calculus head , leading teachers believe cheating. integrate derive e ^ x head. understand joke sad_face e ^ x derived e ^ x , e ^ x integrated e ^ x lose 1 mark forgetting constant integration. int ( exp ( x ) ) = exp ( x ) + c
til thalidomide , infamous morning sickness drug caused severe birth defects , never approved use us single reviewer fda think tested enough , resisted industry pressure approve drug anyway.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. many confused. answer homeowner's insurance likely umbrella coverage. insurance clearly covered acts caused residents household. result , victims could sue parents actually get damages. homeowners insurance include? yep , umbrella policy. one added mine. $ 1 million covers pretty much anything around $ 300 / year. whats funny teenager moves it'll drop $ 120 / year! homeowner without kids : umbrella f-ing cheap stupid it.
til wilmer valderrama purchased vista cruiser used on" ' 70s show" $ 500 series ended.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. sound like shill big children. .. adults?
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. australia may hundreds unique species poisonous everything , americas mighty raccoon. hail mighty trash panda! ahh , bin chicken! [URL]
til johnny carson joked tonight show nonexistent toilet paper shortage led eventual panic buying leaving store shelves empty causing real shortage lasted weeks
til 19th early 20th century roughly 1/3 rd norway's populations immigrated united states.
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con fucked fight someone off. even read article? three sentences. someone else assaulted stepped help.
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. anyone care explain raw eggs whiskey changes person's voice? whiskey cigarettes work like charm. source : tom waits
til male chicks born egg farms , considered useless. thus , disposed , grinding alive. faint heart. [ ns ] ( [URL] ) | [ fw ] ( [URL] )
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. think got idea movie? ? 93.6 % hollywood films inspired eric cartman. study done yale , can't seem find link however ..
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. think got idea movie? ? 93.6 % hollywood films inspired eric cartman. study done yale , can't seem find link however .. " um .. okay , : adam sandler like love girl. turns girl actually golden retriever something. " that's plot always sunny episode , except rickety cricket instead adam sandler. hilarious episode way. i'm massive always sunny fan thought episode bit weak.
til schmidt jack nicholson 2003 golden globe award best performance actor motion picture drama. upon accepting award , nicholson quipped :" i'm little surprised. thought made comedy. "
til alec guinness agreed appear star wars negotiated deal doubled initial salary offer , guaranteed publicity film , would awarded 2.25 % gross royalties paid george lucas
til enough water lake superior flood entire landmasses north south america depth 1 foot. contains 3 quadrillion gallons fresh water. leave response comments able see across great lakes. [URL] lake michigan grand , mi
til response a" catastrophic emergency ," united states government suspended replaced single , combined branch" coordinated" president , indefinitely. i'm flashbacks star wars prequels
britain leaving eu europe
til governor len small illinois acquitted embezzlement , eight jurors made decision received state jobs
til directing jurassic park , spielberg saw cgi t. rex , said stop motion animator phil tippett ," job ," tippett replied ," mean extinct? ". spielberg later incorporated dialogue " ahahahaha good one .. get set. " * tippett stop motions set. *
til victoria's secret founded man felt embarrassed buying lingerie wife. wanted store men could feel comfortable buying lingerie , however business model later became unprofitable company sold.
til 1851 , measuring tools precision one millionth inch.
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax soon known as" retail credit agency" following congressional testimony. < two weeks later > okay , calling ourselves" credit mcchecky clown penis" literally name left. let's hope nothing goes wrong time. could always washington redskins credit agency
til term checkmate , according barnhart etymological dictionary , alteration persian phrase" shh mt" ( ) means , literally ," king helpless" word ( mta ) still exists pashto , means destroyed. matar spanish means kill.
audrey hepburn's first starring role ' roman holiday ' ( 1953 ). gregory peck insisted hepburn's name appear film's title font large :" got change she'll big star i'll look
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. i'm christian , bible got absolutely right said ," love money root evil. " well , actually says" root kinds evil. " translation holding as" correct? " sell translation says love money totally fine. guy translates
til johann tetzel , indulgence salesman martin luther's time , asked indulgence could purchased future sins. said yes , later beaten robbed buyer , said act future sin question.
til orthodox jews prohibited walking past motion sensor turn light sabbath.
lewandowski best topscorer poland history best top scorer .. eh? definitely worst top scorer. technically he's best worst top scorer he's best goal scorer , he's worst goal scorer. he's goal scorer
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. child , john markle , murdered entire family killing investigated fraud.
til vanessa carlton wrote riff for" thousand miles" 1998. upon hearing mother told her" vanessa , that's hit song. "
til hamburgers called started burgers made ham , actually named german city hamburg
til penn jillette penn teller painted finger nails red joke response mother telling get manicure people would looking hands , always keeps one finger nail painted red memory mother. read jillette's book god , no! , parts family life really compelling , eg. late parents , led seeing sister die old age younger age. he's quite complicated person. edit guy slightly older sister think might fuck much mom dying , mean kind expect see parents die seeing sibling die nowhere close must painful sister died 18 7. shit fucks life.
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero. rip. passed away yesterday. actually believe you. went checked .. fuck. r. i. p.
til screensavers designed save screens burn never displaying static image
til grizzly bears feared respected native americans hunting required company 4 10 warriors done preparation ceremoniality intertribal warfare. without firearms , fuckers unbelievably monstrous. arrows? spears? fuck. that. noise.
til asked he'd punched man who'd hit raw egg , uk politician john prescott said following tony blair's orders ," connect electorate. "
til bill werbeniuk , big drinking canadian snooker player. drank 43 pints lager drinking contest scotsman eddie sinclair. sinclair passed following 42nd pint , werbeniuk reported say" i'm away bar
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. love milk find funny comment , milk positive comment , bottom thread. know reddit hated milk much.
til davy crockett , congressman you. s. house representatives , opposed president andrew jackson's 1830 indian removal act member tennessee delegation vote it. six years later died defending alamo.
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero. " fantastic four movie mistake" ~ stan lee * probably *
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. oh fucking * god * , poor guy. blame slightest. [ song ones wondering ] ( [URL] ) mexican , ofensive migth think. great song truly represents culture. like choose [ frijolero ] ( [URL] ) [ el sonidito ] ( [URL] )
til brig. gen. otis howard right arm amputated wounded battle , fellow union brig. gen. philip kearny ( lost left arm american-mexican war ) later remarked ," general , buy
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. [ business casual video nestle ] ( [URL] ) , good watch. [ graphic shown video's intro ] ( [URL] ) illuminating.
til that" claw crane" games remotely set a" payout" limit , failure rate , essentially gambling" games" first place. fact , illegal canada except fairs.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. everyone wants solve overpopulation problem , want die. both. live kids , even stick 1 kid. that's china's trying achieve since 70s establishing one-child law. 2014 ( give take 2 years , bad memory ) changed 2 kids max. source : chinese always two-child law? would keep population constant , it? large parts population excempt law.
til bored work manhattan project richard feynman would amuse picking locks colleagues confidential file cabinets placing prank notes , colleagues believed spy infiltrated project.
til luxembourg liberated nazism 1944 , returning government impressed regulations laws concerning tax employment nazis made , decided simply keep them.
til pitbulls responsible fatal dog attacks america past 2 years unfortunately lot stem situational improper husbandry ignorance .. pitbulls rotties shitty dogs shitty people attracted them. world may never know.
til : approximately 10,00 attended funeral hawaiian musician , israel kamakawiwoole.
til - edison died nikola tesla wrote negative obituary nyt - made fun hygiene work ethic
til italy installation bidet bathroom mandatory since 1975
til chicken nugget invented cornell university food science professor , published results academically instead patenting them.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " particularly great reasons , taken together , become impossible refuse. wait minute , superman good though! ! f..! !! ?? superman iv however i've never heard this" superman iv" .. low budget movie terrible plot bad acting? / almost sarcasm try pretend idea never came like idea nicholas cage considered superman role. budget superman n64 believe remember grandparents buying [ game ] ( [URL] ) excited end week threw fucking trash
til nobody owners really know owns ikea. parts owned multiple shell corporations , many stores technically owned non-profit charitable organization thus pay taxes income.
til donald duck loved scandinavian countries sweden make illegal vote political elections. 2005 norway 1/4 total population read donald duck magazine , and" donaldism" became thing. confirm. norwegian. tons comics. teenagers even adults read them. they're cutesy childish traditional disney stuff. fascinating decendents vikings donald duck magazine collectors.
til 20th president james a. garfield ambidextrous versed greek latin. would sometimes entertain friends ask questions writing answers simultaneously latin greek using hands.
til bob marley died skin cancer started toenail
til columbus , ohio larger population cincinnati cleveland combined yet nfl , nba mlb teams. cleveland cincinnati 5
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. [ business casual video nestle ] ( [URL] ) , good watch. [ graphic shown video's intro ] ( [URL] ) illuminating.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. overdue another #purge! people could wrap stop shitting many kids cause they're bored.
til infinity sign also called the" lemniscate"
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. raccoon stole 20 dollars? pff. look mr. rich guy $ 20 bank account. pff. look moneybags bank account. pff. lk mnbgs vr hr , wt hs fnc xpnsv vwls. poor bastard. even buy vowel. edit : * really? * first gold this? money kind stranger.
til russia's economy ( $ 1.3 ) 69 % size italy's economy ( $ 1.9 ).
til 1950 , myxoma virus ( type pox virus ) deliberately released rabbit population australia means population control , causing death 500 million rabbits
til sam kinison killed drunk driver crossed median hit sam's vehicle head on. according friend , looked unharmed , began speaking one , saying" want die. " ," why? "
til medal honor recipient thomas baker asked left behind japanese counter attack saipan due wounded. asked 1 pistol 8 bullets. returning us army found corpse 8 dead japanese. asked bullets. plot twist : may * asked * eight bullets , received * three * bullets low ammo. killed three people two bullets , two people one bullet?
til michael jackson would requested wine served diet coke cans flights , want kids see drinking alcohol. always put heroin epipen. epi-pens intramuscular injections. heroin vascular.
til recent educational experiment suggested reading" boy cried wolf" increased children's likelihood lying. hand , reading book george washington cherry tree decreased likelihood dramatically.
til russell crowe contacted fbi al qaeda wanting kidnap take" iconographic americans picture sort cultural destabilisation plan. " russel crowe american though. he's originally new zealand.
til valentine's day japan , women give male co-workers chocolate. unpopular co-workers receive cheap giri-choko (" ultra-obligatory" chocolate ) others receive honmei-choko (" true feeling chocolate" ).
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. "
til mtv's" clone high" cartoon cancelled people india conducted massive hunger strike googling maxim article depicting gandhi , coming across cartoon , featured gandhi character.
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league calling - bayern stumble group stages champions league get third , fall europa league , we'll make annual trip allianz round 32.
til grizzly bears feared respected native americans hunting required company 4 10 warriors done preparation ceremoniality intertribal warfare. without firearms , fuckers unbelievably monstrous. arrows? spears? fuck. that. noise.
til band chumbawamba , mainly known ubiquitous hit" tubthumping" , actually politically charged anarcho-punk band advised fans steal music chain stores.
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. say find job love , never work day life. little tougher happen love smoking drinking whiskey , done. forget swallowing raw eggs. would raw eggs make voice rough? raw eggs would line throat could gargling harsh sounds without damaging vocal chords hurting throat. it'd like thick milkshake attempting extreme metal vocals.
til english word cereal derived ' ceres ' , roman goddess harvest agriculture.
til gunsmoke , longest running television series 20th century , cancelled abruptly cbs even bother tell cast crew. read trade publications next day.
til mid - 1990s , due stress acting promotion films , jean-claude van damme developed cocaine addiction. spent $ 10,00 week , snorted 10 grams per day 1996.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. something something getting nailed seamen loose hips sink ships. would still stick with" loose lips" , different set. seaman guzzler! report! seaman staines? !? ! anybody!
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. actually makes lot meaningful. hare nap job everyone would die anyways? guess story pointlessness achievement face unavoidable death? reading employ animals form part critical communications infrastructure simply speed / reliability / fault-tolerance / integrity properties modern built environment needs.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. til $ 14 million budget , major hollywood actors , major hollywood filmmaker , film company owned comcast , qualify independent filmmaking. edit. great. top comment snide remark. rip previous
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. oh fucking * god * , poor guy. blame slightest. tell it! guy grand prix essentially mocked triumph. dunno , would love someone played" america , fuck yea" something equally stereotypical.
storyline chronological order ridley scott's alien prequels goes" prometheus , awakening , covenant" . awakening screenplay already written along elizabeth shaw david 8 featured it.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. remember pudding eating bm yesterday .. " .. pudding eating , going sue" said trey parker. probably heard took scene post. .. eat then? ??
trivia : winner hungarian gp gone win title since 2004
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. dolphin without hands? dolphin penises prehensile. like tentacles. take moment think that. til i'm never swimming ocean again. i'm going go swimming ocean right ( )
vinyl fact #672 - peter gabriel wanted close his" so" album with" eyes" due heavy bass line subsequent inner groove distortion.
til cops died illness linked 9/11 perished day
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. never liked seinfeld younger. maybe appreciate older. possibly. think may hard time identifying b / c lot conflict lost b / c technology. imagine living world w / cell phones.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen brit 100 % sure think use word. ' spunk spunk '
til butane canisters manufactured exclusively south korea. exception single manufacturer houston texas.
til scrappy-doo , widely considered one hated characters fiction , appeared animated scooby-doo production since 1988 due audience backlash.
til communism killed people regime type. killed holocaust japanese war crimes combined. colonialist capitalism even come close.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years.
til france illegal deny holocaust happened.
til almost albums , lenny kravitz sang songs , everything else : played guitar , bass , drums , percussions produced himself.
til america's first female mayor elected 1887. group men nominated joke , 60 percent vote.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " particularly great reasons , taken together , become impossible refuse. wait minute , superman good though! ! f..! !! ?? superman iv however i've never heard this" superman iv" .. low budget movie terrible plot bad acting? / almost sarcasm try pretend idea never came like idea nicholas cage considered superman role. budget superman n64 believe remember grandparents buying [ game ] ( [URL] ) excited end week threw fucking trash
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time * know of. yea , like half animals ocean specific breeding grounds. right , necessarily mean they're capable communicating location distance breeding grounds members species - something ants , bees , ravens humans do. dolphins?
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. , got hired 15 times. that's positive. i'm met multiple women exactly like that. get hired drop hat garbage employees.
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. amazingly , every guns n roses band member appetite destruction still alive. motley too? like f..? none hold candle ozzy. he's actually donating body science dies figure lived drugs alcohol. prince darkness , whatever want.
til ryan gosling watching" rambo" took knives school threw children.
til : today's average teenagers know vastly milky way galaxies professional astronomers 100 years ago.
til ravens observed calling wolves site dead animals open carcass leave scraps accessible them.
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con
til 1975 , physicist kip thorne bet stephen hawking one year issues penthouse magazine black holes exist. thorne won.
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. anyone care explain raw eggs whiskey changes person's voice? whiskey cigarettes work like charm. source : tom waits
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. dog still alive? isn't. probably dispose body. is. turning 18 june. sure celebrate registering vote! heard trump lost dog vote 17-0 makes sense since clinton dogs photographed giving head pats .. trump never pet ever.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. one brightest species earth , yet keep small fish tanks :-/ also cut tiny pieces still alive dip sauce. mm. i'm hungry. why? want cook first [URL] faint heart ..
david robinson grew tall ( 7 ' 0" graduation ) naval academy could served sea , hurting career us navy. instead leaving academy , compromise served two years shore duty
til gary webb , reporter san jose mercury news first broke story cia involvement cocaine trade , found dead with" two gunshot wounds head. " death , 2004 , ruled kill 8 years story came out? impossible blow side face first gunshot taking another shot finish job.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. * soup meal.
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold [ google street view house blurred out. ] ( [URL] )
til gleek. saliva comes stream gland compressed tongue. sometimes referred as" cobra spitting" .
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " i've never heard this" superman iv" .. low budget movie terrible plot bad acting? / almost sarcasm try pretend idea never came like idea nicholas cage considered superman role. budget superman n64 believe remember grandparents buying [ game ] ( [URL] ) excited end week threw fucking trash what? flying rings cup tea? [ worst 7 minutes 37 seconds ever ] ( [URL] )
students avoid making eye contact could guilty racism , oxford university says
til cocaine alcohol nearly identical rates addiction
til brendan fraser pays $ 900,00 year alimony ex-wife afton smith. got separated 2008 ..
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " hear saying it. he's actually great actor. watch" cider house rules ," favourite ," quiet american. " he's british nicholas cage. wants actually try he's great , he's willing half-ass whatever nonsense want throw way , provided pay it.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. hell * * can't remember solution tasks three years. barely remember password internet webpages. google ask want remember password wait see password entered right one. legitimately changed password twice one day i'm bad remembering them. i'm 63 character password ibetitsjustastringofwordssothatitseasytorememberorsomenonsense.
til despite immense wealth , john d. rockefeller always took train mansion downtown new york office every day. often harassed beggars passengers , refused travel bodyguards use private transportation.
til 2002 fake sequel harry potter appeared china title" harry potter bao zuolong. " book consists text jrr tolkien's hobbit names changed harry potter characters. similar case 2009 book called" dan brown's lost symbol" published ( actual" lost symbol" ) just" picture dorian gray" names changed dan brown characters. hey , least stealing quality literature.
til dogs laugh. make laugh-like sounds tickled playing , sounds positive effect puppies hearing them. i've never wanted hear something badly. [ go. ] ( [URL] ) laughing loud f.. cute tho think [ ] ( [URL] ) real example. sounds kind like rhythmic panting.
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity. meanwhile , i'm starting think selling kidney i'm broke .. funny say recently research organ markets. illegal sell organs you. s. , despite economically efficient solution organ shortage. good alternative would make motorcycles dirt cheap.
til shaka zulu's mother died 1827 , 7,00 people executed being" insufficiently grief-stricken" . cows also slaughtered young calves would" know feels like lose mother. "
til : jeff daniels got paid $ 50,00 role dumb dumber , jim carrey got paid $ 7mil.
til aeschylus , ancient greek tragedian , supposedly prophesied die falling object , therefore stayed outdoors. killed eagle dropped tortoise , mistaking bald head rock.
til dave grohl know read sheet music writes music ear.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" kinda want one now. would love sample beer like back then. like everything else ancient history , probably 100 times shittier used
til 1621 dutch hired japanese mercenaries murder 40 inhabitants bandaneira island , lucrative source nutmeg. 12,00- 15,00 residents 1,00 killed forced leave island dutch created nutmeg monopoly.
til slipknot's third album contains almost zero profanity response critics said vocalist corey taylor relied swearing lyrics
til credit card" chip" technology ( aka emv ) rolled us almost 25 years old wait .. .. rolled out? chip cards you. s?
til quetzalcoatl got drunk slept sister , quetzalpetlatl. upon waking next day , realized , stone box built , laid , set fire. zeus could've learned things guy oedipus plucked eyes found did. way every attempt tell story stage colossal disaster.
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. forget swallowing raw eggs. would raw eggs make voice rough? shells hard tissue mean that's one creative way contract salmonella odds getting salmonella way astronomically low almost silly even mention it.
til columbus , ohio larger population cincinnati cleveland combined yet nfl , nba mlb teams. cleveland cincinnati 5
til ford actually base decision ford pinto estimated legal costs lawsuits. myth given new life fight club. * devalues friends family even * must find friends first devalue buy friends $ 1.2 million shit i'll friend 10 dollars listen sing?
til yreka , california , bakery operated 100 years called yreka bakery , formed palindrome. business closed gallery opened spot , named yrella gallery would also form palindrome. state motto california [ eureka! ] ( [URL] ) worth noting , yreka pronounced. wy-ree-kah. yreka shasta name mt. shasta. means north mountain.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. masturbation animals ( using objects ; case dolphins use sand , use tortoise etc ) common may thing. done immediately copulation might also help reduce risk sexually transmitted diseases.
til british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old. " british pound" kinda sounds like sex move.
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. love milk find funny comment , milk positive comment , bottom thread. know reddit hated milk much.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. there's also dilbert principle , states companies promote incompetent employees management , less damage.
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches wait cockroaches bite? ?? worry , sleeping inside mouth. inside ear
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. many confused. answer homeowner's insurance likely umbrella coverage. insurance clearly covered acts caused residents household. result , victims could sue parents actually get damages. homeowners insurance include? yep , umbrella policy. one added mine. $ 1 million covers pretty much anything around $ 300 / year. whats funny teenager moves it'll drop $ 120 / year! policies make litigation targets.
til us , ground floor called 1st floor inside buildings
til pepsi one first advertise directly african-americans , advertisements 1940s portraying as" self-confident middle-class citizens" , well hiring all-black sales team promote pepsi around country.
til 1950 ' , marines accidentally ordered hundreds crates tootsie rolls instead mortar rounds.
til british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old. 1200 years old , here's [ king edward hammered silver penny ] ( [URL] ) , clocking least 710 years old. obverse : edw r angl dns hyb edward king
til dueling , common two male giraffes sex eachother. interactions males found frequent heterosexual coupling
til colic mean baby fussy cries lot. baby colic cry least three hours straight , three days week , three weeks row. one sure cause
til 1984 fbi declared key west police department criminal enterprise , several high-ranking officers arrested running protection racket cocaine smugglers.
til japanese kamikaze pilots allowed return find suitable target. one pilot shot ninth return. wikipedia article :" even fairy tales little children promoted kamikaze. " anyone know english translation? believe called winnie pooh brings death america.
audrey hepburn's first starring role ' roman holiday ' ( 1953 ). gregory peck insisted hepburn's name appear film's title font large :" got change she'll big star i'll look
til 1621 dutch hired japanese mercenaries murder 40 inhabitants bandaneira island , lucrative source nutmeg. 12,00- 15,00 residents 1,00 killed forced leave island dutch created nutmeg monopoly.
til : 76 % known serial killers 20th century united states. key word is" known" countries catch acknowledge serial killers. russia bragged usa serial killers. truth never coordinated police force tie crimes together. mean usa # 1 catching known serial killers too?
til : approximately 10,00 attended funeral hawaiian musician , israel kamakawiwoole.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. job's belief alternative medicine surprising. one point fruitarian believed fruitarians bo , bathe.
til that" claw crane" games remotely set a" payout" limit , failure rate , essentially gambling" games" first place. fact , illegal canada except fairs.
til kimi raikkonen two points away winning 2003 drivers championship winning one race entire season
til columbus , ohio larger population cincinnati cleveland combined yet nfl , nba mlb teams. cleveland cincinnati 5
til jesus actor jim caviezel struck lightning whilst filming passion christ
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters. german. til kill shelters. too. shelter kill doggos? no-kill shelters over-crowded selective dogs take funding infinite. un-adoptable dogs no-kill shelters wait agony die. better kill them? know man , sounds wrong.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " he's like actor take every script he's given yet remains highly respected still offered great roles. nic cage started ( he's oscar winner ) destroyed career. feel like samuel l. jackson whatever fuck movie feels like , amazing terrible. respect that.
til inventor rubik's cube realize he'd built puzzle scrambled first time tried restore
til valentine's day japan , women give male co-workers chocolate. unpopular co-workers receive cheap giri-choko (" ultra-obligatory" chocolate ) others receive honmei-choko (" true feeling chocolate" ).
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. [ chart elon's life ] ( [URL] )
til anyone sworn statewide county office judgeship kentucky must declare oath participated , acted second otherwise assisted duel.
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold
til brig. gen. otis howard right arm amputated wounded battle , fellow union brig. gen. philip kearny ( lost left arm american-mexican war ) later remarked ," general , buy
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind. driving newer car awful people walking / biking front you. either honk look like inpatient asshole tread behind pissing drivers behind you.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. wish day kazakhstan , tajikistan , kyrgyzstan , uzbekistan , afghanistan , pakistan would merge form huge single country called stanistan. uruguay combines paraguay form .. guayuaguay. czech republic merges slovakia form czechoslovakia. hold , game work? north carolina south carolina merge form superalabama! north south dakota combine even nothing.
til harlan ellison wrote hugo award winning short story" mouth , must scream" single night. made changes first draft.
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. * 1905 , companies merged become nestl anglo-swiss condensed milk company , retaining name 1947. * good decision shorten nestl. dunno , think shortened anglo-swiss condensed milk company. roles tongue , know. anglo milk sounds dirty
til jerry seinfeld dated 17 - year-old girl 39 years old.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. mother 4 year old 1.5 year old two friends round house , there's enough wine world. send supplies.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging i've heard" ~ ~ hung ~ ~ hanged neck dead" many times never thought anything it. cool. cool cool cool. edit : til correct time say hanged referring killing person
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. everyone wants solve overpopulation problem , want die. both. live kids , even stick 1 kid. that's china's trying achieve since 70s establishing one-child law. 2014 ( give take 2 years , bad memory ) changed 2 kids max. source : chinese always two-child law? would keep population constant , it? large parts population excempt law.
til china first country world produce steel preceding europe 100 years failed reach industrial revolution due absence middle class
til wilmer valderrama purchased vista cruiser used on" ' 70s show" $ 500 series ended. thanks fez longer say" son bitch" without accent.
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. [ business casual video nestle ] ( [URL] ) , good watch. [ graphic shown video's intro ] ( [URL] ) illuminating.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. think got idea movie? ? 93.6 % hollywood films inspired eric cartman. study done yale , can't seem find link however .. " um .. okay , : adam sandler like love girl. turns girl actually golden retriever something. " that's plot always sunny episode , except rickety cricket instead adam sandler. hilarious episode way.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death die beating grizzly fistfight i'd regret fuck
giroud scored 26 goals france. 19 friendlies.
til nikola tesla able integral calculus head , leading teachers believe cheating. integrate derive e ^ x head. understand joke sad_face e ^ x derived e ^ x , e ^ x integrated e ^ x lose 1 mark forgetting constant integration. int ( exp ( x ) ) = exp ( x ) + c
til gary webb , reporter san jose mercury news first broke story cia involvement cocaine trade , found dead with" two gunshot wounds head. " death , 2004 , ruled
audrey hepburn's first starring role ' roman holiday ' ( 1953 ). gregory peck insisted hepburn's name appear film's title font large :" got change she'll big star i'll look gregory peck awesome dude. would appear knew up. gonna turn audrey hepburn love-in , talk wait dark. god damn love movie.
til snooker player ronnie o'sullivan accused disrespect opponent using opposite hand take shot. prove bringing game disrepute , played 3 frames left-hand former world championship runner-up , winning 3.
til genghis khan tengrist , religiously tolerant interested learning philosophical moral lessons religions. consulted buddhist monks , muslims , christian missionaries , taoist monk qiu chuji.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. barely remember password internet webpages. google ask want remember password wait see password entered right one. legitimately changed password twice one day i'm bad remembering them. i'm 63 character password ibetitsjustastringofwordssothatitseasytorememberorsomenonsense. nope. take phrase. > jack jill went hill , jack tripped jill. resulted lawsuit. becomes jajwuth 42ofjtbtbj98trial! #
til galveston , texas ruled french pirates 1816 1821
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " except one suggested civilian able guns. middle ground britain old american west. edit : sith deals absolutes ; c
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. mother 4 year old 1.5 year old two friends round house , there's enough wine world. send supplies. kids , 1.5 year olds really friends? old enough age understand friendship?
til daily planet , lois lane clark kent ( superman ) work owned bruce wayne ( batman )
til 1984 mcdonalds offered free big macs , fries , coke gold silver bronze olympics. year soviet union boycotted us olympics therefore us got many medals expected became huge failure
til sources say kim il-sung , founder north korea , could actually impostor , might stolen name resistance leader died
til sarcasm banned north korea
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " middle ground buying 33 guns year without raising suspicion civilian able guns. look sweden example. lots lots guns , tough regulations. edit : 33 guns year
til three gorges dam china massive slowed rotation earth
til brig. gen. otis howard right arm amputated wounded battle , fellow union brig. gen. philip kearny ( lost left arm american-mexican war ) later remarked ," general , buy
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " [ removed ] use 2nd keep rest. fucks someone gun? edit : rest amendments. civil rest. people tanks bombs missiles drones? gun nuts think government views glock kind threat?
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. thought * fruit * would cure cancer. even , thought fruit ( i. e. little fibery sugar-bombs ) would cure pancreatic cancer ( pancreas , i. e. organ breaks sugar ). short question siri could told bad doubt it. ever used siri? probably would asked ," alternative diets effective fighting pancreatic cancer? " would say" searching internet ' oral native affection five panda answer '" .
til tank designed swiss military bug turning heater could cause main gun fire
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. everything ive ever heard dolphins ' sexuality deeply disturbing. animal who's sex life freaks more. like seriously dolphins stahpp ever read penguins , then. ducks.
til 3 banana companies overthrew government honduras.
til enough water lake superior flood entire landmasses north south america depth 1 foot. contains 3 quadrillion gallons fresh water.
til despite immense wealth , john d. rockefeller always took train mansion downtown new york office every day. often harassed beggars passengers , refused travel bodyguards use private transportation.
arsenal becomes winning team fa cup 13 wins.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. homeowner without kids : umbrella f-ing cheap stupid it. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club.
til yreka , california , bakery operated 100 years called yreka bakery , formed palindrome. business closed gallery opened spot , named yrella gallery would also form palindrome. cool see hometown reddit! glad know forgotten smirk_face
til rodney mullen considered the" godfather" modern street skating. he's credited inventing 37 tricks including flatground ollie , kickflip , heelflip , 360 flip.
til roseanne barr hit car age 16 , hood ornament went brain skull. behavior changed radically institutionalized eight months utah state hospital , baby , gave adoption.
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. wow amazing work dairy lobby dairy industry done impressive things years. food pyramid designed specifically encourage milk cheese consumption help struggling dairy farmers.
til name hotmail chosen contains html , originally styled hotmail.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. legitimately 1984 stuff right there.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. think agree. show george. except one time kramer l. a. worst episodes. bad great like rest series. except somehow still way better finale.
til - edison died nikola tesla wrote negative obituary nyt - made fun hygiene work ethic get wrong , think nikola tesla great scientist. specific reason everyone internet seems love tesla much?
til simultaneous releases antz bug's life due jeffrey katzenberg denied position president disney , stealing idea start dreamworks.
til aztecs made swords embedded prismatic obsidian blades far sharper even high quality present day steel razor blades.
queen elizabeth celebrates 91st birthday
til mexicans highest average annual hours worked world
chiefs qb elvis grbac selected people's" sexiest athlete alive" 1998 accident. rather offend grbac , magazine ran
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. hell * * can't remember solution tasks three years. barely remember password internet webpages. google ask want remember password wait see password entered right one. legitimately changed password twice one day i'm bad remembering them.
til single helmet air force's new f - 35 fighter costs $ 400,00
til last words serial killer peter krten were" tell .. head chopped , still able hear , least moment , sound blood gushing stump neck? would pleasure end pleasures. "
til wwii british spies posed fake charity groups hand special monopoly games allied prisoners war. games compasses , maps , real money , useful tools escaping. part story never understand nazis give shit prisoners? would allow delivery first place? exactly known humanitarian concerns.
til elvis presley entourage would rent roller skating rinks throw $ 15,00 worth fireworks wearing" air force jump-suits plus gloves , helmets , goggles. "
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. everyone wants solve overpopulation problem , want die.
til : british used concentration camps commit genocide kenya 1950 ' s.
til reindeer one mammals see uv light , allowing see lichen , polar bears snow , urine trails
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels. ones prefer former quickly labeled rest turmoil as" kinksters"
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. hell * * can't remember solution tasks three years. barely remember password internet webpages. google ask want remember password wait see password entered right one. legitimately changed password twice one day i'm bad remembering them.
til bill skarsgard ( pennywise ) , alexander skarsgard ( tarzan legend tarzan ) gustaf skarsgard ( floki vikings ) sons stellan skarsgard ( erik selvig thor , good hunting
til 2001 , united states ' military airdropped 2.4 million pop-tarts afghanistan us invasion.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. i'm going go swimming ocean right ( ) i'm going seafood store. live eels? focused dolphin penis nature showing us slime eels great jerking off? [URL]
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance
til death steve irwin , speculated series revenge killings , least ten stingrays found dead mutilated coast queensland that's literally last thing would wanted .. real , likely drunken certainly foolish people spat face legacy everything stood for.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. til anti-vaxers trying save economy. sacrificing children. people's children compromised immune systems. adults behind booster shots.
til jupiter's center gravity sun outside sun's surface. technically , mutual orbit around , around point extremely close sun. two people stood spot , one ran towards sun ran toward jupiter , would get incinerated time. know cant run space?
arsenal becomes winning team fa cup 13 wins.
til galveston , texas ruled french pirates 1816 1821
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero. " fantastic four movie mistake" ~ stan lee * probably *
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. would raw eggs make voice rough? raw eggs would line throat could gargling harsh sounds without damaging vocal chords hurting throat. it'd like thick milkshake attempting extreme metal vocals. mean , i'd probably rather milkshake. healthy metal vocals. vegan black metal , kvlt right now.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. something something getting nailed seamen loose hips sink ships.
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged league ~ ~ light ~ ~ little 5.5 km. 20,00 would 110,00 km. earth measures 12,750 km across equator. go 20,00 leagues deep , would end 17.6 thousand leagues space. yeah always confused me. never seemed obvious distance travelled depth. depth fathoms , no?
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. relaxed drank fifth vodka every day like old russian proverb :" everything's okay enough vodka" including vodka? especially vodka. even vodka.
til snoop dogg directed porn , name porn snoop doggystyle. released , huge hit top selling release year 2002 avn awards.
til average inmate alcatraz read 75-100 books per year.
til oj simpson's father well-known drag queen sf area died aids 1986.
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity. man 86 years old? even botox limits.
til colt 45 malt liquors former slogan was" works every time"
til eunus , slave-magician joked stage planned overthrow roman rule become king sicily. led huge slave uprising , kept promises spare lives left tips.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels. ones prefer former quickly labeled rest turmoil as" kinksters" sometimes can't fight eeling.
til woman started mothers day usa wished never started day commercialism behind got control
til british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old. oh shit even plausible conspiracy theories bs time. coincidences happen lot. coincidences wow mom
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. way off. seinfeld young girl's strange , erotic journey milan minsk. necking schindler's list! least better english patient , hated film!
til wil wheaton suffers generalized anxiety disorder chronic depression. supports mental health nonprofit organizations raising awareness conditions.
til day crew battleship uss texas intentionally flooded torpedo tube order cause 2 degree list , giving main guns enough extra elevation boost range & hit target mainland. " dude i'm telling , flood torpedo blister send one super far! it'll gnarly" afterward" laughing loud rekt" good game
.. octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " surreal would see ai inside simulation begin talk simulation? think might like westworld
til steve jobs took acid , said" taking lsd profound experience , one important things life"
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. nothing .. mormons baptize die! baptize people listed phone book. grandmother use baptize neighborhood kids / babies kitchen sink watching summer. catholic want babies going purgatory / hell. grew catholic .. non-clergy even baptisms? sounds weird.
til that" video killed radio star" best selling record australia 27 years.
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. , got hired 15 times. that's positive. i'm met multiple women exactly like that. get hired drop hat garbage employees.
til classic pc game" baldur's gate" developed , alongside engine , 18 months team 60 people never worked video game before. still one best rpg games ever made. recently re-released ' enhanced edition ' even enjoyable play now. still worth playing first time today? would date mechanics frustrating. i'm considering enhanced edition sequel maybe ..
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly
til william hung , known famous american idol audition , 73rd generation descendant confucius
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. hahaha. that's cockroach's theme , though. mexican hat dance , also known el jarabe tapato. know tapatio sauce makes military breakfasts bearable. shitty powdered eggs grey ( reason ) cardboard bacon? liberal application tapatio mix together make okay skillet. tapatio , iirc , means" guadalajara" get wrong , also great basic sauce slather shit needs sauce get through. yep , means guadalajara think seen sauce mention. pretty good spice things up. although valentina best. el yucateco ya wimp
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters. work? wouldnt point overrun? compared many countries far less stray animals germany. apart cats , usually never know whether stray animals running around , never seen wild dog , escaped ones village that's thinking right now. sure * ever * seen stray dog germany.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " middle ground buying 33 guns year without raising suspicion civilian able guns. look sweden example. lots lots guns , tough regulations. edit : 33 guns year
til america's first female mayor elected 1887. group men nominated joke , 60 percent vote. 4chan 1887?
til sitting bull touring buffalo bill's wild west show , impressed annie oakley's shooting abilities charmed character gave name" little sure shot" symbolically adopted daughter. sounds suspiciously like something a" wild west show" promoter would come with. welcome like 85 percent us history " greatest country world" . founded genocide slavery. yup , checks out.
til classic pc game" baldur's gate" developed , alongside engine , 18 months team 60 people never worked video game before. still one best rpg games ever made. recently re-released ' enhanced edition ' even enjoyable play now. still worth playing first time today? would date mechanics frustrating. i'm considering enhanced edition sequel maybe ..
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. dwight right. need new plague! !! one make sick ..
til aztecs made swords embedded prismatic obsidian blades far sharper even high quality present day steel razor blades.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. thread r / sex yesterday using microscope form contraception. that's how. wait .. can't say link explain need know [URL] people condoms? feel good. makes sex less fun. folk say make difference straight lying themselves.
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. actually makes lot meaningful. hare nap job everyone would die anyways? guess story pointlessness achievement face unavoidable death? reading employ animals form part critical communications infrastructure simply speed / reliability / fault-tolerance / integrity properties modern built environment needs. actually pursued heavily 90s the. com explosion. credit rfc 1149 see close came full-stack avian transport layer internet : [URL]
.." , guitarist angus young said" need play [ album ] backwards , never hid [ messages ]. we'd call album highway hell , right front them. " favorite angus quote :" people saying acdc released album 8 times. say them? "" that's bullshit! we've released album 9 times" enjoy quote gets repeated ever increasing numbers switched .. ya , original quote was" people saying ac / dc released album 9 times , say them? " that's bullshit released album 10 times" laughing loud. google quote .. > i'm sick tired people saying put 11 albums sound exactly same. fact , we've put 12 albums sound exactly same. i'm sorry , [ here's actually video clip saying ] ( [URL] )
til ancient greek philosopher jumped active volcano prove immortal god
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging fishwife hanged murdering illegitimate infant shortly birth. well blame then. gave birth ungodly human / fish chimera would expect do? kill get's big. mean , makes sense me. think stay size whatever container keep
til colic mean baby fussy cries lot. baby colic cry least three hours straight , three days week , three weeks row. one sure cause
til ancient greece second toe longer big toe considered standard beauty. condition , today known greek foot , depicted many famous statues , michelangelo's david statue liberty.
til united airlines broke dave carroll's $ 4500 guitar refused pay wrote protest song. next 4 weeks united's stock price fell 10 % , costing stockholders $ 180 million.
til george washington wooden teeth , set real teeth slaves
til prohibition , people used get prescriptions ' medical ' wine alcohol , like today weed.
til : imax projectionists wear body armor handling imax lamps ; dropped , explode resulting quartz shrapnel.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! "
til woman jumped 86th floor empire state building , blown back onto ledge 85th floor gust wind.
til 3 banana companies overthrew government honduras.
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero. rip. passed away yesterday. actually believe you. went checked .. fuck. r. i. p. married 70 years. holy shit. that's dedication .. sad_face poor stan lee where's doggo loves bot?
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches wait cockroaches bite? ??
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims also sadistic beleif ill suffer , often denying basic comforts medicine. piece shit person hid guise charity got away mostly hid people made others uncomfortable ( ill ).
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. *
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. job's belief alternative medicine surprising. one point fruitarian believed fruitarians bo , bathe. fruitarian thing ten days back see like. euphoric time , horrible bo. edit : wow , protip ladies gentleman : want draw world's nutritional experts onto reddit , make comment euphoric? side effect fruit diet? got details?
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes method acting. helicopters middle earth. really got character. lot work die 1st movie trilogy. people love kill sean bean .. like , thing. great good job sad often happens early stories acting skills squandered , time screen sure fucking great job
til : vicodin six times potent codeine , hence name vi ( roman numeran six ) - codin
til michael jackson's estate continues allocate 20 % posthumous earnings various charities , specified will.
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged
til reindeer one mammals see uv light , allowing see lichen , polar bears snow , urine trails people get cataract surgery eyes also report seeing you. v purple haze grocery story scanners you. v sources. see growing old bad haha edit * wow comment went crazy! i've read , we're capable seeing uv light lens protects blocks it. uv light damages vision , problem short-lived animals we're short-lived. lenses darkens time? get damaged uv? babies see world brightly aged people? sort of. uv light causes oxidization lens time causes yellow yes , cataracts. wear sunglasses even cloudy days. wear sunglasses night.
til 2002 fake sequel harry potter appeared china title" harry potter bao zuolong. " book consists text jrr tolkien's hobbit names changed harry potter characters. similar case 2009 book called" dan brown's lost symbol" published ( actual" lost symbol" ) just" picture dorian gray" names changed dan brown characters. hey , least stealing quality literature.
britain leaving eu europe
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. anyone care explain raw eggs whiskey changes person's voice? whiskey cigarettes work like charm. source : tom waits
til infinity sign also called the" lemniscate"
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death
til reindeer one mammals see uv light , allowing see lichen , polar bears snow , urine trails people get cataract surgery eyes also report seeing you. v purple haze grocery story scanners you. v sources. see growing old bad haha edit * wow comment went crazy! i've read , we're capable seeing uv light lens protects blocks it. uv light damages vision , problem short-lived animals we're short-lived. lenses darkens time? get damaged uv? babies see world brightly aged people? sort of. uv light causes oxidization lens time causes yellow yes , cataracts. wear sunglasses even cloudy days. wear sunglasses night.
til harlan ellison wrote hugo award winning short story" mouth , must scream" single night. made changes first draft.
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. duff used drink gallon vodka per day. ' cut back ' 10 bottles wine day. pancreas swelled size rugby ball told continued drinking would die soon. he's picture health ever earth possible? died? human body lot stronger one may think. drink 20 beers day ive never felt better! * explosive diarrhea intensifies *
til james cameron supposed make spider man film 1990s leonardo dicaprio spider man & arnold schwarzenegger doctor octopus
til pepsi one first advertise directly african-americans , advertisements 1940s portraying as" self-confident middle-class citizens" , well hiring all-black sales team promote pepsi around country.
til though thomas kinkade designed paintings , widely sold prints produced semi-industrial process prints factory produced manually touched low-level apprentices embellished prefabricated base.
til johann tetzel , indulgence salesman martin luther's time , asked indulgence could purchased future sins. said yes , later beaten robbed buyer , said act future sin question.
til matthew mcconaughey replaced owen wilson ' tropic thunder ' wilson's battle depression attempt suicide overdosing slitting wrists
til medal honor recipient thomas baker asked left behind japanese counter attack saipan due wounded. asked 1 pistol 8 bullets. returning us army found corpse 8 dead japanese.
til nintendo sued galoob prevent release nes cheating device , game genie ; legal battle followed. sega genesis version , sega allowed release , officially licensed it. nintendo long history liking mods. reddit loves nintendo much? common dislike mods? reddit mods surely worse game genies though.
til recordings existed alexander graham bell's voice wax cardboard disc discovered 2013. hear bell say scottish-tinged accent" hear voice. .. . alexander. . graham. . bell"
til grizzly bears feared respected native americans hunting required company 4 10 warriors done preparation ceremoniality intertribal warfare.
til frog swallows eggs , gives birth live frogs vomiting stomach
til roseanne barr hit car age 16 , hood ornament went brain skull. behavior changed radically institutionalized eight months utah state hospital , baby , gave adoption.
til theodore roosevelt openly despised nickname" teddy" , quick correct anyone called it. preferred working closely refer colonel theodore.
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time right , necessarily mean they're capable communicating location distance breeding grounds members species - something ants , bees , ravens humans do. dolphins? whales matter. octopus friend avocado?
til 1851 , measuring tools precision one millionth inch.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death regret bone-itis
til classic pc game" baldur's gate" developed , alongside engine , 18 months team 60 people never worked video game before. masterpiece game. graphics detailed time period. storyline engrossing. tell put lots research hard work making game. set standard type rpg's awhile. rereleased baldur gate updated graphics would spend much money.
til medal honor recipient thomas baker asked left behind japanese counter attack saipan due wounded. asked 1 pistol 8 bullets. returning us army found corpse 8 dead japanese.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza.
til uss johnston saluted japanese destroyer captain sinking , spending nearly 3 hours squaring 23 japanese ships , including 4 battleships , 8 cruisers 11 destroyers.
til pigs although true carnivores , competent predators kill eat helpless humans unable escape
til ellie kemper ( office , unbreakable kimmy schmidt , crazy blow job girl ) one wealthiest families state missouri granddaughter mildred lane kemper , namesake mildred lane kemper art
til empire state building took little year construction complete ( 410 days twelve days ahead schedule ).
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. reminded ted talk one shooter's mother did. however , page crashing now. , reddit thread that? ted tedx? what's difference? ted the" real deal. " tedx brand people use notable quality control issues gets speak.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. many confused. answer homeowner's insurance likely umbrella coverage. insurance clearly covered acts caused residents household. result , victims could sue parents actually get damages.
til soldiers you. s. military psychological warfare department ( psyops ) used loudspeakers tempt enemy fighters afghanistan battles win calling , lady men cowardly dogs.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. dolphin without hands?
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. 1. rent plane 2. bless rain clouds fly , turn local downfall holy water 3. secretly baptise everyone 4. ~ ~? ?? ~ ~ collect tithes 5. profit get priests sanctify local water supply acround world. baptise everyone every time shower. nope , priests bless 1 birdbath full water time source : holly bibble
til queen elizabeth ii trained mechanic. learned skills wwii ( 1945 ) part auxiliary territorial service.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. relaxed drank fifth vodka every day like old russian proverb :" everything's okay enough vodka" including vodka? especially vodka. even vodka.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape.
til shaka zulu's mother died 1827 , 7,00 people executed being" insufficiently grief-stricken" . cows also slaughtered young calves would" know feels like lose mother. "
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance holy shit , exactly came say. nuke too? implications comment massively scary. mean , many people would willingly stay sub
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging [ loophole ] ( [URL] ) r / accidentalpun that's great sub , thanks roping in! loop. puns tight! ! #do get it? noose tight.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. hence term" irony" * another made fact brought reddit * get made-up facts r / politics!
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. actually makes lot meaningful. hare nap job everyone would die anyways? guess story pointlessness achievement face unavoidable death? reading employ animals form part critical communications infrastructure simply speed / reliability / fault-tolerance / integrity properties modern built environment needs.
til term checkmate , according barnhart etymological dictionary , alteration persian phrase" shh mt" ( ) means , literally ," king helpless"
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. dolphin without hands?
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance holy shit , exactly came say. nuke too? implications comment massively scary. mean , many people would willingly stay sub
til bunnies ( foetuses newborn ) declared fish pope monks , access fish monasteries , something eat lent.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " he's like actor take every script he's given yet remains highly respected still offered great roles. nic cage started ( he's oscar winner ) destroyed career. nic cage already peaked con air face / off. cannot top performances matter are. enjoyed matchstick men loathe nic cage , weatherman amazing movie.
til honey bees ejaculate forcefully penises explode. kills honey bee.
til researchers believe humans worn clothes least 170,00 years. know pubic lice evolutionarily diverged head lice 170,00 years ago , pubic lice need live clothing survive.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. * soup meal.
til roman mile defined 1,00 paces. armies would leave mile markers every 1,00 steps marched ; result , well-fed armies marching fast pace marked longer miles.
til king george v england dragon tattoo arm
til 1997 killer whale held great white shark upside 15 minutes , causing suffocate , ate liver.
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. anyone care explain raw eggs whiskey changes person's voice? whiskey cigarettes work like charm. source : tom waits
til roseanne barr hit car age 16 , hood ornament went brain skull. behavior changed radically institutionalized eight months utah state hospital , baby , gave adoption.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. * soup meal.
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters.
til british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old.
til 2002 fake sequel harry potter appeared china title" harry potter bao zuolong. " book consists text jrr tolkien's hobbit names changed harry potter characters.
til steve jobs took acid , said" taking lsd profound experience , one important things life" whenever see posts lsd think ," huh , that's one things i'd like try lifetime" . remember idea would even go safely acquiring , even netherlands.
til us airways flight 1549 ditching hudson ( aka" miracle hudson" ) , officials captured gassed 1,235 canadian geese destroyed 1,739 goose eggs across new york city.
til china first country world produce steel preceding europe 100 years failed reach industrial revolution due absence middle class
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes method acting. helicopters middle earth. really got character. lot work die 1st movie trilogy. watch extended. watching brormir faramir actually act together amazing makes miss boromir instead despising trying take ring can't hate boromir wanting take ring .. ring evil , manipulative little shit
til battle spotsylvania general sedgwick , saw men ducking cover exclaimed" dodging like this? hit elephant distance. " last words shot killed right finished sentence
til : original 1983 v miniseries inspired 1935 novel happen american fascists replaced alien occupying force make easier market.
til nobody owners really know owns ikea. parts owned multiple shell corporations , many stores technically owned non-profit charitable organization thus pay taxes income.
til treblinka guard kurt franz would hide small pistol boxing glove. would challenge prisoners boxing matches. right fight begin , franz would shoot prisoner dead.
trivia : winner hungarian gp gone win title since 2004
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. south park something told watch whilst growing up. never really gave much time recently. always saw childish trash. blown away social commentary good show actually is.
til population czech republic traditionally irreligious long time. ever since 1600 ' , czech people described as" tolerant even indifferent towards religion" .
queen elizabeth celebrates 91st birthday
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. dolphin without hands?
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity. fuck buys kidney stone?
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. also think sp came gay cowboy idea. also recall pudding eating. guess know lingo then. eat poopoo want dis sickness uganda uninitiated : [URL]
til steve jobs took acid , said" taking lsd profound experience , one important things life" would seem there's wide range experiences lsd. since often dark enough thoughts nightmares terrifying , i'd definitely rather risk it. smart. know thyself truly know thyself afraid taking lsd truly know lsd would definitely afraid taking lsd. good-time party drug folks. exactly jobs described , profound experience. definitely fear almost like fear god.
til christianity , islam judaism worship abrahamic god. religious texts also feature many figures , histories places. jesus also muslim prophet. thought common knowledge? allah / yahweh / god character.
til shooting american f - 117 stealth attack aircraft 199 , serbian propaganda posters read" sorry , know invisible"
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax soon known as" retail credit agency" following congressional testimony. < two weeks later > okay , calling ourselves" credit mcchecky clown penis" literally name left. let's hope nothing goes wrong time. could always washington redskins credit agency
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. trouble believing would good customer facing employee .. especially service role. i'd rather face service roll anyway follow me. nicki minaj often like pizza chinese buffet. see , respect , i'm feeling moment.
til aboriginal canadian version lacrosse , team consisted 100 100 men , played 1600ft 100ft long field lasted sunrise sundown two three days straight. symbolic alternative war.
til gary webb , reporter san jose mercury news first broke story cia involvement cocaine trade , found dead with" two gunshot wounds head. " death , 2004 , ruled kill 8 years story came out? impossible blow side face first gunshot taking another shot finish job.
til head injuries common pennyfarthing bicycles riders would put feet handlebar going downhill would thrown feet-first instead head-first.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen brit 100 % sure think use word. ' spunk spunk '
til penn jillette penn teller painted finger nails red joke response mother telling get manicure people would looking hands , always keeps one finger nail painted red memory mother. he's cool dude celebrity speaks anti-vaccine nonsense alright book. see feel like. people want abortions people want vaccines. what's difference?
til creed bratton office played real life creed bratton , former member 1960s band grass roots
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. amazingly , every guns n roses band member appetite destruction still alive. motley too? like f..? none hold candle ozzy. he's actually donating body science dies figure lived drugs alcohol.
til ravens observed calling wolves site dead animals open carcass leave scraps accessible them.
til actors played brother sister on" dexter" began dating , fell love , got engaged , got married , got divorced , continuing play brother sister tv.
til star wars , yoda's unusual speaking style maintained estonian dubs movie , grammatically correct.
til inventor tang , also invented pop rocks , cool whip , form instant-set jell-o , convenience foods.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. everyone wants solve overpopulation problem , want die. both. live kids , even stick 1 kid. 2 kids ( per woman ) still causes population decrease every person able children. [URL]
til male chicks born egg farms , considered useless. thus , disposed , grinding alive.
til medal honor recipient thomas baker asked left behind japanese counter attack saipan due wounded. asked 1 pistol 8 bullets. returning us army found corpse 8 dead japanese. asked bullets.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. nope. take phrase. > jack jill went hill , jack tripped jill. resulted lawsuit. becomes jajwuth 42ofjtbtbj98trial! # wait share how'd kno let's hope website hashes user data effectively. otherwise idiot uses passw 0rd password might get data stolen. reddit censor password comment it? lapislazulirule 34 work?
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. wonder got pizza know gorbachev got pizza hut wow .. [URL] pizza hut gorbachev tv spot commercial : 60 international version"
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. there's message somewhere promoting someone higher responsibilities based past experience based qualifications. maybe important promote higher based actual ability rather qualification ( winning race )
til shaka zulu's mother died 1827 , 7,00 people executed being" insufficiently grief-stricken" . cows also slaughtered young calves would" know feels like lose mother. "
til orthodox jews prohibited walking past motion sensor turn light sabbath.
til 27 ad wooden amphitheater collapsed ancient town fidenae resulted death 200-500 spectators. roman senate responded raising building standards banishing creator theater , atilius.
til ian anderson , frontman rock band jethro tull , adopted flute realized would never be" good eric clapton" electric guitar.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. til anti-vaxers trying save economy. til pro universal healthcare people destroying economy. think patriotic leaders trying withdraw healthcare 20-30 million americans? killing everyone much easier increasing wages benefits.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death die beating grizzly fistfight still considered a" fist fight" bear fists? think hand paw combat fits better. edit : get brawl ninja turtle animal cruelty assault?
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging [ loophole ] ( [URL] ) r / accidentalpun that's great sub , thanks roping in! loop. puns tight! ! #do get it? noose tight.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" things never change.
til columbus , ohio larger population cincinnati cleveland combined yet nfl , nba mlb teams. cleveland cincinnati 5
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" really fucking picture , ops fault come reddit find advert. want bars wall [ think it? ] ( [URL] ) im trouble locating large breasted woman.
til johnny carson joked tonight show nonexistent toilet paper shortage led eventual panic buying leaving store shelves empty causing real shortage lasted weeks
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. dolphin without hands? dolphin penises prehensile. like tentacles. take moment think that. til i'm never swimming ocean again.
til anyone sworn statewide county office judgeship kentucky must declare oath participated , acted second otherwise assisted duel.
til clippy unpopular time , part windows xp's marketing making people aware could disable him. always changed dog tricks .. wow feel old. also desktop sheep app?
til tree legally owns surrounding land land inherited offspring ," son tree owns itself"
til : 76 % known serial killers 20th century united states. key word is" known" countries catch acknowledge serial killers. russia bragged usa serial killers. truth never coordinated police force tie crimes together. like iran saying homosexuals. thought implying killed
til yreka , california , bakery operated 100 years called yreka bakery , formed palindrome. business closed gallery opened spot , named yrella gallery would also form palindrome. cool see hometown reddit! glad know forgotten smirk_face
til united airlines broke dave carroll's $ 4500 guitar refused pay wrote protest song. next 4 weeks united's stock price fell 10 % , costing stockholders $ 180 million.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging fishwife hanged murdering illegitimate infant shortly birth. long long ago , especially evidenced roman empire , infanticide often even considered crime baby six months old. guess lived wrong era. [URL] that's incredibly heartbreaking know.
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero. rip. passed away yesterday. actually believe you. went checked .. fuck. r. i. p.
til nazis cleared minefields chasing captured civilians across , detonating explosives.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. seinfeld taught many lessons. one favorite remember courtesy wave. never double dip. re-gift eat peas one time. eat snickers bar knife fork.
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. raccoon hacked bank america account transferred money checking offshore account cayman islands.
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. duff used drink gallon vodka per day. ' cut back ' 10 bottles wine day. pancreas swelled size rugby ball told continued drinking would die soon. he's picture health ever earth possible? died? human body lot stronger one may think. drink 20 beers day ive never felt better! * explosive diarrhea intensifies *
til sitting bull touring buffalo bill's wild west show , impressed annie oakley's shooting abilities charmed character gave name" little sure shot" symbolically adopted daughter. sounds suspiciously like something a" wild west show" promoter would come with. welcome like 85 percent us history " greatest country world" . founded genocide slavery. yup , checks out.
til monty python's , always look bright side life played pa system end every iron maiden concert.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. nothing .. mormons baptize die! baptize people listed phone book. grandmother use baptize neighborhood kids / babies kitchen sink watching summer. catholic want babies going purgatory / hell. grew catholic .. non-clergy even baptisms? sounds weird.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original.
til abusing alcohol drugs better half life , iconic jazz singer billie holiday swindled earnings died 70 cents ( us $ 6 2016 dollars ) bank.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. many confused. answer homeowner's insurance likely umbrella coverage. insurance clearly covered acts caused residents household. result , victims could sue parents actually get damages.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. relaxed drank fifth vodka every day like old russian proverb :" everything's okay enough vodka" including vodka? especially vodka. even vodka.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" things never change. humanity never changed even one tiny bit. check ancient shitposting. [URL]
til pitbulls responsible fatal dog attacks america past 2 years unfortunately lot stem situational improper husbandry ignorance .. pitbulls rotties shitty dogs shitty people attracted them. world may never know.
til inuits really term means eskimo brother :" aipak" , or" me" , describing positive relationship someone slept wife.
trivia : winner hungarian gp gone win title since 2004
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets.
til columbus , ohio larger population cincinnati cleveland combined yet nfl , nba mlb teams. cleveland cincinnati 5
til credit card" chip" technology ( aka emv ) rolled us almost 25 years old wait .. .. rolled out? chip cards you. s?
almost half voters expect brexit talks conclude successfully , poll suggests
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. wonder got pizza know gorbachev got pizza hut wow .. [URL] pizza hut gorbachev tv spot commercial : 60 international version"
til kyoto , former capital japan , means" capital city" tokyo means" eastern capital"
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. til anti-vaxers trying save economy. .. surprising revelation look little johnny , city needs new library. can't afford let live. kids.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " gene hackman asked starred superman said" give 2 million reasons why" particularly great reasons , taken together , become impossible refuse. wait minute , superman good though! ! f..! !! ?? superman iv however i've never heard this" superman iv" .. low budget movie terrible plot bad acting? / almost sarcasm try pretend idea never came like idea nicholas cage considered superman role.
til quetzalcoatl got drunk slept sister , quetzalpetlatl. upon waking next day , realized , stone box built , laid , set fire. zeus could've learned things guy oedipus plucked eyes found did. way every attempt tell story stage colossal disaster.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. [URL] hahaha. that's cockroach's theme , though. mexican hat dance , also known el jarabe tapato. know tapatio sauce makes military breakfasts bearable. shitty powdered eggs grey ( reason ) cardboard bacon? liberal application tapatio mix together make okay skillet. tapatio , iirc , means" guadalajara" get wrong , also great basic sauce slather shit needs sauce get through. also pretty good sign restaurant more-or-less authentic. edit : guess wrong. todo : try valentina.
til cassowary's reputation disemboweling killing humans result local folklore. one recorded case fatal attack 89 years ago.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. raccoon hacked bank america account transferred money checking offshore account cayman islands.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" things never change. humanity never changed even one tiny bit. check ancient shitposting. [URL]
.. cocaine addiction hidden family eight years. claims kept addiction well-hidden eventually ," .. books [ started ] show while. ' misery ' book cocaine. annie wilkes cocaine. number-one fan. take adderall every day reason , reason relationships feel * stronger * well. couple days , adderall makes antisocial point want tell everyone know fuck take even adderall smoke bongs day alone. adderall weed nice , end smoking soo much i'm adderall. want try adderall stuff listen people. adderall type drug meth , quite strong. easy become addicted hard body leads insomnia rough" come down" high.
til honey bees ejaculate forcefully penises explode. kills honey bee. , technically speaking , mate life.
til harvey milk ongoing sexual relationship mentally disturbed 16 - year old boy
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes method acting. helicopters middle earth.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. nothing .. mormons baptize die! baptize people listed phone book. grandmother use baptize neighborhood kids / babies kitchen sink watching summer. catholic want babies going purgatory / hell. grew catholic .. non-clergy even baptisms? sounds weird. absence priest laymen perform baptisms roman catholicism.
til every part dandelion edible. leaves buds eaten greens , flowers made wine , roots roasted ground make" coffee. "
til chrysler built 55 turbine-powered cars 1963-1964. could run fuel could burn oxygen , including perfume tequila , produced 130 horsepower. nine still exist. jay leno one , shouldnt much surprise anybody loves cars. [URL] i'm told there's one unassuming warehouse know terre haute , indiana small car collection. told still ran 10 years ago , idles smoothly balance nickel edge air intake. never saw i've terre haute , offense town believe anything interesting there.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. barely remember password internet webpages. google ask want remember password wait see password entered right one. legitimately changed password twice one day i'm bad remembering them. i'm 63 character password ibetitsjustastringofwordssothatitseasytorememberorsomenonsense. nope. take phrase. > jack jill went hill , jack tripped jill. resulted lawsuit. becomes jajwuth 42ofjtbtbj98trial! #
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. dwight right. need new plague! !! one make sick ..
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. actual source wiki link book ' silk roads ' peter frankopan. ever read" years rice salt" kim stanley robinson? fiction , would've happened black death killed 90 % europe instead 50 %. good read.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. everyone wants solve overpopulation problem , want die.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " gene hackman asked starred superman said" give 2 million reasons why" particularly great reasons , taken together , become impossible refuse. wait minute , superman good though! ! f..! !! ?? superman iv however i've never heard this" superman iv" .. low budget movie terrible plot bad acting? / almost sarcasm try pretend idea never came like idea nicholas cage considered superman role. i've honestly never seen old superman series. what's bad iv?
til popularity snes caught attention yakuza , prompting nintendo ship consoles night prevent theft.
til great famine ireland caused many deaths , ireland's population still recovered ( even 150 years )
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. many confused. answer homeowner's insurance likely umbrella coverage. insurance clearly covered acts caused residents household. result , victims could sue parents actually get damages. homeowners insurance include? yep , umbrella policy. one added mine. $ 1 million covers pretty much anything around $ 300 / year. whats funny teenager moves it'll drop $ 120 / year! homeowner without kids : umbrella f-ing cheap stupid it. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never.
til eleven cases blood alcohol content higher 1 % , poland holds five
til north korean leader kim jong-il parodied film team america : world police ( 2004 ) , democratic people's republic korea asked czech republic ban film.
til chicken nugget invented cornell university food science professor , published results academically instead patenting them.
til that" kiln" originally pronounced silent" n. " linguists believe written descriptions kilns reached people never heard ; assumed the" n" pronounced , mispronunciation took over.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. fuck? took words right mouth. can't think many situations parents guilty children's actions , certainly one them.
til 2010 , band somali pirates attempted capture us navy frigate uss nicholas , mistaking merchant vessel
til quetzalcoatl got drunk slept sister , quetzalpetlatl. upon waking next day , realized , stone box built , laid , set fire.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence.
til terry kath band chigaco's last words were" worry .. look , clip even it" - putting pistol temple pulling trigger.
til 1979 film china syndrome , coverup nuclear plant , released , denounced ' character assassination entire industry '. 12 days later , three mile island nuclear accident occurred.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. overdue another #purge! people could wrap stop shitting many kids cause they're bored.
queen elizabeth celebrates 91st birthday
til marvel's first movie , howard duck , bombed box office. cost estimated $ 37 million , grossed $ 38 million internationally , netting $ 1 million.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging * her" resurrection" also extent seen divine intervention , allowed go free. later life referred as" half-hangit maggie" *" well , tried. " i'm surprised assume witchcraft burn stake. historically failed executions considered act god ( divine intervention ) many common law jurisdictions. condemned released afterwards considered gods live. execute anyone then? god's surely he'd give pox.
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged league ~ ~ light ~ ~ little 5.5 km. 20,00 would 110,00 km. earth measures 12,750 km across equator. go 20,00 leagues deep , would end 17.6 thousand leagues space. according wikipedia verne used paris league 4km , 80 00km total.
til many german pows captured allies ww2 horrified footage holocaust burned uniforms called germany surrender , even volunteered join fight axis.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. many confused. answer homeowner's insurance likely umbrella coverage. insurance clearly covered acts caused residents household. result , victims could sue parents actually get damages.
til carl jung sigmund freud met first time , talked thirteen hours straight
til directing jurassic park , spielberg saw cgi t. rex , said stop motion animator phil tippett ," job ," tippett replied ," mean extinct? ". spielberg later incorporated dialogue " ahahahaha good one .. get set. " * tippett stop motions set. *
til credit card" chip" technology ( aka emv ) rolled us almost 25 years old yeah , went england years ago , everyone chips. one kid market register thought card super advanced american chip. america behind lots stuff .. windows capability 500 years ago example. [ look this. ] ( [URL] ) wait wait wait .. thought everyone uses windows like that. americans don't?
til michael jackson would requested wine served diet coke cans flights , want kids see drinking alcohol. " there's accident like geico , thought burned like pepsi michael" - kanye west , wire , song car crash early career. voice generation , y'all. " generation's closest thing einstein. " * kanye west ," saint pablo" nobody loves kanye much kanye loves kanye. wish someone loved much kanye loves kanye
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us it? i've living whole life i've never heard anyone say it. unless say english accent mean , people often talk semen typical conversations , definitely is. probably differs region region. i'm southern california
til nipplegate , janet jackson blacklisted viacom's properties , including vh1 / mtv / cbs / clear channel radio stations , uninvited grammys , lost acting gigs , statue mickey
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time * know of. yea , like half animals ocean specific breeding grounds. right , necessarily mean they're capable communicating location distance breeding grounds members species - something ants , bees , ravens humans do. dolphins?
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. everyone wants solve overpopulation problem , want die. both. live kids , even stick 1 kid. that's china's trying achieve since 70s establishing one-child law. 2014 ( give take 2 years , bad memory ) changed 2 kids max. source : chinese
til : british used concentration camps commit genocide kenya 1950 ' s.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death regret bone-itis man , great episode. get home work i'll re-watch netfli .. oh wait
til male chicks born egg farms , considered useless. thus , disposed , grinding alive. faint heart. [ ns ] ( [URL] ) | [ fw ] ( [URL] )
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us it? i've living whole life i've never heard anyone say it. unless say english accent mean , people often talk semen typical conversations , definitely is. probably differs region region. i'm southern california
til : jeff daniels got paid $ 50,00 role dumb dumber , jim carrey got paid $ 7mil.
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. say find job love , never work day life. little tougher happen love smoking drinking whiskey , done. forget swallowing raw eggs. would raw eggs make voice rough? raw eggs would line throat could gargling harsh sounds without damaging vocal chords hurting throat. it'd like thick milkshake attempting extreme metal vocals.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death regret bone-itis man , great episode. get home work i'll re-watch netfli .. oh wait
til aztecs made swords embedded prismatic obsidian blades far sharper even high quality present day steel razor blades. bonus , obsidian brittle break bone , making injury much brutal. good also shattered spanish steel. fucking pay win dlc. op plz nerf. buy conquistador pack $ 19.99! enemy wont know smit them.
til george washington massive chain strung across hudson river order keep british sailing upriver. link weighed 100 + pounds.
til japanese war criminal hideki tojo arrested , given new dentures awaited trial , american dentist made secretly drilled" remember pearl harbour" morse code
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. forget swallowing raw eggs. would raw eggs make voice rough? shells hard tissue mean that's one creative way contract salmonella odds getting salmonella way astronomically low almost silly even mention it.
til iconic opening sound used law order known as" clang" amalgamation nearly dozen sounds , including actual gavel , jail door slamming , five hundred japanese monks walking across hardwood
til of" gish gallop" , fallacious debate tactic drowning opponent flood individually-weak arguments , opponent cannot possibly answer every falsehood real time. named after" duane gish" , prominent member creationist
til people red hair sensitive thermal pain , less sensitive electrically induced pain , require larger amounts anesthetics people without red hair due mutation melanocortin 1 receptor.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. * soup meal. soup sandwich - - that's meal!
til : chinese philanthropist , run run shaw ( 1907-2014 ) gave $ 1 + / - billion fund education , aiding 600 construction projects. many buildings ( 500 +
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. something something getting nailed seamen
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. kind genius really evil - let people dissenters come , give secret police holiday. hope kind trick works though. mao 60 years ago. , , work once. means works per generation people , no?
til hydrogen peroxide , commonly used treat wounds , cause scarring inhibit wound healing.
til king george v england dragon tattoo arm
til 3 banana companies overthrew government honduras.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. reminds kazakhstan girl shooting competition played borat spoof anthem. link : [URL]
til three gorges dam china massive slowed rotation earth 60 nanoseconds nothing like 320 nanoseconds changed op's mom came world. actual photo [ born ] ( [URL] )
til yreka , california , bakery operated 100 years called yreka bakery , formed palindrome. business closed gallery opened spot , named yrella gallery would also form palindrome. state motto california [ eureka! ] ( [URL] ) worth noting , yreka pronounced. wy-ree-kah.
til genghis khan tengrist , religiously tolerant interested learning philosophical moral lessons religions. consulted buddhist monks , muslims , christian missionaries , taoist monk qiu chuji.
til later years , sir isaac newton appointed largely symbolic ( paid ) position royal mint. took job seriously successfully prosecuted many counterfeiters high treason. convicted hanged , drawn quartered
til aztec empire one first societies mandatory education children regardless gender rank.
til 1983 , caddies masters tournament black. due clubs tradition.
til form medieval torture , victims feet covered salt water goat would start licking them. sometimes laughter stress intense tickling resulted heart attack brain hemorrhage.
til ancient greek philosopher jumped active volcano prove immortal god
til quentin tarantino dropped high school age 14 got job usher porn theater lying age. .
til marine col. henry pierson crowe served wwi , banana wars , wwii , korean war , silver star bronze star guadalcanal , telling men" never get purple heart hiding
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. hell * * can't remember solution tasks three years. barely remember password internet webpages. google ask want remember password wait see password entered right one. legitimately changed password twice one day i'm bad remembering them. i'm 63 character password
til canada first country world adopt multiculturalism official policy ; 1971
til that" kiln" originally pronounced silent" n. " linguists believe written descriptions kilns reached people never heard ; assumed the" n" pronounced , mispronunciation took over.
til schmidt jack nicholson 2003 golden globe award best performance actor motion picture drama. upon accepting award , nicholson quipped :" i'm little surprised. thought made comedy. "
til 2002 fake sequel harry potter appeared china title" harry potter bao zuolong. " book consists text jrr tolkien's hobbit names changed harry potter characters. similar case 2009 book called" dan brown's lost symbol" published ( actual" lost symbol" ) just" picture dorian gray" names changed dan brown characters. hey , least stealing quality literature.
til yreka , california , bakery operated 100 years called yreka bakery , formed palindrome. business closed gallery opened spot , named yrella gallery would also form palindrome. state motto california [ eureka! ] ( [URL] ) worth noting , yreka pronounced. wy-ree-kah.
til big bird's" imaginary" friend , snuffleupagus , outed real adults series ( 17 seasons ) due string high-profile news stories sexual abuse children.
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters. german. til kill shelters.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels. human equivalent figuring jerk conditioner shampoo? wait jerk conditioner? i'll right back five minutes. what's taking long?
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " i've never heard this" superman iv" .. low budget movie terrible plot bad acting? / almost sarcasm try pretend idea never came like idea nicholas cage considered superman role. budget superman n64 believe remember grandparents buying [ game ] ( [URL] ) excited end week threw fucking trash what? flying rings cup tea? [ worst 7 minutes 37 seconds ever ] ( [URL] )
til : graphics company nvidia named latin ' invidia ' , means ' envy '. also reason use color green , in" green envy" .
til australian funnel web spiders accidentally toxic given fact venom appears fairly harmless many animals except primates primates native australia.
til inventor rubik's cube realize he'd built puzzle scrambled first time tried restore
til honey bees ejaculate forcefully penises explode. kills honey bee. , technically speaking , mate life.
til directing jurassic park , spielberg saw cgi t. rex , said stop motion animator phil tippett ," job ," tippett replied ," mean extinct? ". spielberg later incorporated dialogue
til darko milicic , drafted 2nd overall 2003 nba draft ( carmelo anthony , dwyane wade chris bosh ) currently apple farmer serbia.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. " boris yeltsin first words you. s. president clinton upon meeting 1995 , think o. j. it? " guy like relaxed uncle. relaxed drank fifth vodka every day sorry fifth? american always wondered. google maybe people know too. edit : thanks everyone , know international standard alcohol volumes ever thought would. fifth gallon. 750 ml bottle. tend drink america. guys use liters , 750 ml bottle tend drink well.
til rodney mullen considered the" godfather" modern street skating. he's credited inventing 37 tricks including flatground ollie , kickflip , heelflip , 360 flip.
til people used think kidneys governed one's conscience , several bible verses say god inspects kidneys dead. jewish tradition holds one kidney counsels good , evil.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly
til classic pc game" baldur's gate" developed , alongside engine , 18 months team 60 people never worked video game before.
til michael jackson would requested wine served diet coke cans flights , want kids see drinking alcohol.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. that's giving someone promotion , need given added responsibilities gradually , prove competence. unsuccessful , transfer responsibilities someone else.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. masturbation animals ( using objects ; case dolphins use sand , use tortoise etc ) common may thing. done immediately copulation might also help reduce risk sexually transmitted diseases.
.. cocaine addiction hidden family eight years. claims kept addiction well-hidden eventually ," .. books [ started ] show while. ' misery ' book cocaine. annie wilkes cocaine. number-one fan. take adderall every day reason , reason relationships feel * stronger * well. couple days , adderall makes antisocial point want tell everyone know fuck take even adderall smoke bongs day alone. adderall weed nice , end smoking soo much i'm adderall. want try adderall stuff listen people. adderall type drug meth , quite strong. easy become addicted hard body leads insomnia rough" come down" high.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. "
til richard shot crossbow , died summoned boy , assumed he'd executed. instead , forgave boy sent away 100 shillings. richard died , boy hanged.
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches wait cockroaches bite? ??
warriors 5 team captains ( curry , kd , klay , dray iggy ) 15 players. one third roster made captains
til 1997 killer whale held great white shark upside 15 minutes , causing suffocate , ate liver.
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con really didn't" fend off" anyone. like freaked screamed. bull whip hand time. source : used good friend hers. used be? sense may story there. burns bridges friends use them. meet lot great people though. still friends them. sounds like classic narcissist. i'm saying dealings type , either them. there's middle ground. sith deals absolutes.
til researchers believe humans worn clothes least 170,00 years. know pubic lice evolutionarily diverged head lice 170,00 years ago , pubic lice need live clothing survive.
til : 76 % known serial killers 20th century united states.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. also remember hearing china big homeless population worried optics shown exposed olympics .. sudden homeless problem. tell world solved homelessness sounds like could great lot people right? chinese way could _eliminate_ homelessness. low caust
20 goals , lionel messi time top scorer conmebol world cup qualifiers , passing hernn crespo luis surez
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero. rip. passed away yesterday. actually believe you. went checked .. fuck. r. i. p.
til star wars , yoda's unusual speaking style maintained estonian dubs movie , grammatically correct.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11.
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged well writer. best words. tremendous writer " sad" bigly
til name tyrone irish county tyrone
til hiroshima policeman went nagasaki teach police officers duck cover days bombings. single officer died nagasaki blast.
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches
til almost albums , lenny kravitz sang songs , everything else : played guitar , bass , drums , percussions produced himself.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. also remember hearing china big homeless population worried optics shown exposed olympics .. sudden homeless problem. tell world solved homelessness sounds like could great lot people right? chinese way could _eliminate_ homelessness. low caust
til day crew battleship uss texas intentionally flooded torpedo tube order cause 2 degree list , giving main guns enough extra elevation boost range & hit target mainland.
til pepsi's progressive president 1940s led marketing campaign put african americans positive light , cornering untapped market taking advantage coca-cola's hesitance hire black workers.
til ancient greece second toe longer big toe considered standard beauty. condition , today known greek foot , depicted many famous statues , michelangelo's david statue liberty.
til christianity , islam judaism worship abrahamic god. religious texts also feature many figures , histories places. jesus also muslim prophet.
til inventor rubik's cube realize he'd built puzzle scrambled first time tried restore
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis.
til inventor tang , also invented pop rocks , cool whip , form instant-set jell-o , convenience foods.
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections.
til : 76 % known serial killers 20th century united states. key word is" known" countries catch acknowledge serial killers. russia bragged usa serial killers. truth never coordinated police force tie crimes together. mean usa # 1 catching known serial killers too?
til pepsi's progressive president 1940s led marketing campaign put african americans positive light , cornering untapped market taking advantage coca-cola's hesitance hire black workers.
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax ha , sallie mae thing reason. think know , navient. chiquita thing , united fruit company seriously fucked shit.
til reindeer one mammals see uv light , allowing see lichen , polar bears snow , urine trails people get cataract surgery eyes also report seeing you. v purple haze grocery story scanners you. v sources. see growing old bad haha edit * wow comment went crazy! i've read , we're capable seeing uv light lens protects blocks it. uv light damages vision , problem short-lived animals we're short-lived. lenses darkens time? get damaged uv? babies see world brightly aged people? sort of. uv light causes oxidization lens time causes yellow yes , cataracts. wear sunglasses even cloudy days. wear sunglasses night.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes " * reason , parts play , like boromir ned stark , life online long afterwards. keep seeing - call - memes? " * - sean bean he's us. shit. we've discovered. everybody scatter! memes man? ! cops gonna find them! either flush ' em shove ' em ass , one , get sight! edit : f.. , i've never even watched rick morty. reference unintentional.
til marine col. henry pierson crowe served wwi , banana wars , wwii , korean war , silver star bronze star guadalcanal , telling men" never get purple heart hiding
til you. state texas roughly 10 % larger france almost twice large germany. you. s. big , really big. sometimes i'm surprised throughout course history never become multiple countries.
til communism killed people regime type. killed holocaust japanese war crimes combined. colonialist capitalism even come close.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. oh , poor eel! " what's .. .. oh! oh , god .. no! ah , fuck! no! again! goddammit! " [ relevant nsfw video ] ( [URL] )
til nintendo sued galoob prevent release nes cheating device , game genie ; legal battle followed. sega genesis version , sega allowed release , officially licensed it.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. actually worked called alternative medicine. would called medicine.
til pepsi one first advertise directly african-americans , advertisements 1940s portraying as" self-confident middle-class citizens" , well hiring all-black sales team promote pepsi around country.
til george foreman originally paid 40 % profits endorsing george foreman grill. peak grill's sales , making 4.5 million dollars month. garage sales still awash things. almost bad shake weight , nutri bullet , soda stream. except grills awesome. always wondered made good burgers.
til : physical attractiveness found important factor enjoying date whether would sleep propositioned. important intelligence personality
til credit card" chip" technology ( aka emv ) rolled us almost 25 years old damn. they'll probably phase europe soon far know already begun talking that. sure replacing nfc. denmark new cards contact-less. use pin purchases 30 $. wow , that's surprisingly low. canada usually either $ 50 $ 100 depending place. things probably lot cheaper too.
til jupiter's center gravity sun outside sun's surface. technically , mutual orbit around , around point extremely close sun. two people stood spot , one ran towards sun ran toward jupiter , would get incinerated time. know cant run space?
til death steve irwin , speculated series revenge killings , least ten stingrays found dead mutilated coast queensland
til credit card" chip" technology ( aka emv ) rolled us almost 25 years old
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. dog still alive? isn't. probably dispose body. is. turning 18 june. sure celebrate registering vote! heard trump lost dog vote 17-0 makes sense since clinton dogs photographed giving head pats .. trump never pet ever.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly like high school history stuff , anyway.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. barely remember password internet webpages. google ask want remember password wait see password entered right one. legitimately changed password twice one day i'm bad remembering them. i'm 63 character password ibetitsjustastringofwordssothatitseasytorememberorsomenonsense. nope. take phrase. > jack jill went hill , jack tripped jill. resulted lawsuit. becomes jajwuth 42ofjtbtbj98trial! #
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging fishwife hanged murdering illegitimate infant shortly birth. long long ago , especially evidenced roman empire , infanticide often even considered crime baby six months old. guess lived wrong era. [URL]
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. oh , sorry , thought america
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging * her" resurrection" also extent seen divine intervention , allowed go free. later life referred as" half-hangit maggie" *" well , tried. " i'm surprised assume witchcraft burn stake. historically failed executions considered act god ( divine intervention ) many common law jurisdictions. condemned released afterwards considered gods live. execute anyone then? god's surely he'd give pox.
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind.
lewandowski best topscorer poland history best top scorer .. eh? definitely worst top scorer. technically he's best worst top scorer he's best goal scorer , he's worst goal scorer. he's goal scorer
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. " boris yeltsin first words you. s. president clinton upon meeting 1995 , think o. j. it? " guy like relaxed uncle. relaxed drank fifth vodka every day like old russian proverb :" everything's okay enough vodka"
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes love song ice fire books like show. however watch episodes. picture ned differently , still sean beans voice read first book. thought ned looking lot younger sean bean. ned 35ish book. joffrey taller rob jon tyrion 1 black eye bron supposed like 23. also , moon door actual door floor.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. yeah , actually died narcissistic personality disorder. yeah can't believe dude commercial comparing fucking gandhi , egomaniac.
til victoria's secret founded man felt embarrassed buying lingerie wife. wanted store men could feel comfortable buying lingerie , however business model later became unprofitable company sold.
til ohio issues" scarlet letter plates" people given limited driving privileges convicted dui. realize states dui plates. also heroin plates ohio , they're light blue say" kentucky" top.
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. amazingly , every guns n roses band member appetite destruction still alive. motley too? like f..? none hold candle ozzy. he's actually donating body science dies figure lived drugs alcohol.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. yep , umbrella policy. one added mine. $ 1 million covers pretty much anything around $ 300 / year. whats funny teenager moves it'll drop $ 120 / year! homeowner without kids : umbrella f-ing cheap stupid it. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me.
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. everyone freaking : seal extinct.
til table beer served belgian schools 1980s. proposed re-introduce low alcohol beer ( < 1.5 % abv ) schools healthier alternative softdrinks.
til george foreman originally paid 40 % profits endorsing george foreman grill. peak grill's sales , making 4.5 million dollars month.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. [ chart elon's life ] ( [URL] ) fucking hell i'm useless. dad gave 28,00 dollars bet could come something
til nipplegate , janet jackson blacklisted viacom's properties , including vh1 / mtv / cbs / clear channel radio stations , uninvited grammys , lost acting gigs , statue mickey
til king george v england dragon tattoo arm
bruce willis rejected early script of" die hard vengeance" titled" troubleshooter ," fighting terrorists cruise line. " troubleshooter" later repurposed into" speed 2 : cruise control. "
til filming schindler's list , polish woman encountered ralph fiennes dressed nazi uniform told that" germans charming people. kill anybody deserve it. "
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " i've never heard this" superman iv" .. low budget movie terrible plot bad acting? / almost sarcasm try pretend idea never came like idea nicholas cage considered superman role. budget superman n64 believe remember grandparents buying [ game ] ( [URL] ) excited end week threw fucking trash what? flying rings cup tea? [ worst 7 minutes 37 seconds ever ] ( [URL] )
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. dog still alive? isn't. probably dispose body. is. turning 18 june. sure celebrate registering vote! heard trump lost dog vote 17-0 makes sense since clinton dogs photographed giving head pats .. trump never pet ever.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind. " prius silent 5 mph , really deserves win"
til treblinka guard kurt franz would hide small pistol boxing glove. would challenge prisoners boxing matches. right fight begin , franz would shoot prisoner dead.
til dave chappelle offered role bubba forrest gump turned thought movie would unsuccessful.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " [ removed ] want sad_face want smile mean .. wish could get along like used middle school .. wish could bake cake filled rainbows smiles everyone would eat happy ..
til military san marino still active crossbow corps existed uninterrupted since 1295
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind. driving newer car awful people walking / biking front you. either honk look like inpatient asshole tread behind pissing drivers behind you.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. everyone wants solve overpopulation problem , want die. both. live kids , even stick 1 kid. 2 kids ( per woman ) still causes population decrease every person able children. [URL]
til death steve irwin , speculated series revenge killings , least ten stingrays found dead mutilated coast queensland that's literally last thing would wanted .. real , likely drunken certainly foolish people spat face legacy everything stood for.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " except one suggested civilian able guns. middle ground britain old american west. edit : sith deals absolutes ; c
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches wait cockroaches bite? ?? worry , sleeping inside mouth. inside ear since can't turn around inside ear canal , burrow deeper brain.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us it? i've living whole life i've never heard anyone say it. unless say english accent mean , people often talk semen typical conversations , definitely is. probably differs region region. i'm southern california
til despite useful properties , dandelion grown regarded weed , result rise lawn culture marketing pesticide companies.
til north korean spies stationed abroad receive training shop supermarkets , use credit cards visit clubs , amenities commonplace north korea.
til christianity , islam judaism worship abrahamic god. religious texts also feature many figures , histories places. jesus also muslim prophet.
til america's first female mayor elected 1887. group men nominated joke , 60 percent vote.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. barely remember password internet webpages. google ask want remember password wait see password entered right one. legitimately changed password twice one day i'm bad remembering them. i'm 63 character password ibetitsjustastringofwordssothatitseasytorememberorsomenonsense. nope. take phrase. > jack jill went hill , jack tripped jill. resulted lawsuit. becomes jajwuth 42ofjtbtbj98trial! #
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. think got idea movie? ? 93.6 % hollywood films inspired eric cartman. study done yale , can't seem find link however .. eat pudding movie?
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. nope. take phrase. > jack jill went hill , jack tripped jill. resulted lawsuit. becomes jajwuth 42ofjtbtbj98trial! # wait share how'd kno let's hope website hashes user data effectively. otherwise idiot uses passw 0rd password might get data stolen. reddit censor password comment it? lapislazulirule 34 work?
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. anyone care explain raw eggs whiskey changes person's voice? whiskey cigarettes work like charm. source : tom waits
til average inmate alcatraz read 75-100 books per year.
til teenage fry cook went college study marine science , art , went create spongebob squarepants.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. reminds kazakhstan girl shooting competition played borat spoof anthem. link : [URL] australian sporting event competition i'd totally humorous alternative national anthem. mean think several contenders but" under" men work would least / appropriate think.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen brit 100 % sure think use word. ' spunk spunk ' used mean enthusiasm energy , typically referring quality person.
til bruce lee avoided baked goods refined flour , describing providing empty calories nothing body.
til king george v england dragon tattoo arm
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " he's like actor take every script he's given yet remains highly respected still offered great roles. nic cage started ( he's oscar winner ) destroyed career. feel like samuel l. jackson whatever fuck movie feels like , amazing terrible. respect that.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. liberty dies thunderous applause
til abusing alcohol drugs better half life , iconic jazz singer billie holiday swindled earnings died 70 cents ( us $ 6 2016 dollars ) bank.
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. , got hired 15 times. that's positive. i'm met multiple women exactly like that. get hired drop hat garbage employees.
til three gorges dam china massive slowed rotation earth
til response a" catastrophic emergency ," united states government suspended replaced single , combined branch" coordinated" president , indefinitely. i'm flashbacks star wars prequels
til star wars , yoda's unusual speaking style maintained estonian dubs movie , grammatically correct.
til - edison died nikola tesla wrote negative obituary nyt - made fun hygiene work ethic almost amazing people aware tesla-edison history. edit : documentaries besides comic oatmeal posted. jesus people , comment something original. sadly can't clam know much , know edison fucked tesla general shit lots great documentaries show life depth. like prestige? yep. sad people know tesla inventing teleportation.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. raccoon stole 20 dollars? pff. look mr. rich guy $ 20 bank account. pff. look moneybags bank account. pff. lk mnbgs vr hr , wt hs fnc xpnsv vwls. poor bastard. even buy vowel. edit : * really? * first gold this? money kind stranger.
til governor len small illinois acquitted embezzlement , eight jurors made decision received state jobs
til simultaneous releases antz bug's life due jeffrey katzenberg denied position president disney , stealing idea start dreamworks.
til 1950 ' , marines accidentally ordered hundreds crates tootsie rolls instead mortar rounds.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. til anti-vaxers trying save economy. til pro universal healthcare people destroying economy. think patriotic leaders trying withdraw healthcare 20-30 million americans? killing everyone much easier increasing wages benefits.
til : denver international airport , largest us , one half times size manhattan
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. kind genius really evil - let people dissenters come , give secret police holiday. hope kind trick works though.
til tree legally owns surrounding land land inherited offspring ," son tree owns itself"
til sitting bull touring buffalo bill's wild west show , impressed annie oakley's shooting abilities charmed character gave name" little sure shot" symbolically adopted daughter.
til bob marley died skin cancer started toenail
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. uneducated , furthest category extinct still extinction spectrum , every animal fit spectrum. like category field mice? edit : thanks answers guys! i'm authority , humans listed as" least concern" . likely latter. really category beyond that. " excess" . people get ideas .. know people ideas .. worried someone might make sort .. [ modest proposal? ] ( [URL] )
til governor len small illinois acquitted embezzlement , eight jurors made decision received state jobs
til infinity sign also called the" lemniscate"
til italy installation bidet bathroom mandatory since 1975
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters. german. til kill shelters.
til iconic opening sound used law order known as" clang" amalgamation nearly dozen sounds , including actual gavel , jail door slamming , five hundred japanese monks walking across hardwood
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " gene hackman asked starred superman said" give 2 million reasons why" particularly great reasons , taken together , become impossible refuse. wait minute , superman good though! ! f..! !! ?? superman iv however i've never heard this" superman iv" .. low budget movie terrible plot bad acting? / almost sarcasm try pretend idea never came like idea nicholas cage considered superman role. budget superman n64 believe
til 360 kilogrammes lunar soil samples brought back apollo missions rusted corroding vacuum bottle seals exposed water oxygen earth's atmosphere.
til george foreman originally paid 40 % profits endorsing george foreman grill. peak grill's sales , making 4.5 million dollars month.
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. amazingly , every guns n roses band member appetite destruction still alive. motley too? like f..? none hold candle ozzy. he's actually donating body science dies figure lived drugs alcohol. prince darkness , whatever want.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind. " prius silent 5 mph , really deserves win"
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. child , john markle , murdered entire family killing investigated fraud.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. think got idea movie? ? 93.6 % hollywood films inspired eric cartman. study done yale , can't seem find link however .. " um .. okay , : adam sandler like love girl. turns girl actually golden retriever something. " that's plot always sunny episode , except rickety cricket instead adam sandler. hilarious episode way.
til ohio issues" scarlet letter plates" people given limited driving privileges convicted dui.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. everyone wants solve overpopulation problem , want die. both. live kids , even stick 1 kid. that's china's trying achieve since 70s establishing one-child law. 2014 ( give take 2 years , bad memory ) changed 2 kids max. source : chinese
til gary webb , reporter san jose mercury news first broke story cia involvement cocaine trade , found dead with" two gunshot wounds head. " death , 2004 , ruled pool water lead investigators pursue ice gun theory. mythbusters shot one really trust mythbusters one. think there's lot things possible advanced enough technology really tested mythbusters. cia actually has" ice bullets" , think mythbusters could recreate it. what's point bullets? simply stab people want kill? leaves wound bullet too. forensics match blade wounds. ice bullet never traced back source time found water.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" really fucking picture , ops fault come reddit find advert. want bars wall [ think it? ] ( [URL] ) im trouble locating large breasted woman. _oo_ / | | /
til plato distinguished gymnast wrestler , well known wrestling prowess.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly like high school history stuff , anyway. covered either ap euro world , american semi confidently say particular event really talked american high school.
til tree legally owns surrounding land land inherited offspring ," son tree owns itself"
smith defends netflix cannes press conference
til nikola tesla able integral calculus head , leading teachers believe cheating. integrate derive e ^ x head. understand joke sad_face e ^ x derived e ^ x , e ^ x integrated e ^ x lose 1 mark forgetting constant integration. int ( exp ( x ) ) = exp ( x ) + c
til : 76 % known serial killers 20th century united states. key word is" known" countries catch acknowledge serial killers. russia bragged usa serial killers. truth never coordinated police force tie crimes together. like iran saying homosexuals. thought implying killed
til johann tetzel , indulgence salesman martin luther's time , asked indulgence could purchased future sins. said yes , later beaten robbed buyer , said act future sin question.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death die beating grizzly fistfight i'd regret fuck die champion
til beanie babies , height popularity , accounted 10 % ebay traffic collectors insured purchases thousands dollars.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. everyone wants solve overpopulation problem , want die. both. live kids , even stick 1 kid. that's china's trying achieve since 70s establishing one-child law. 2014 ( give take 2 years , bad memory ) changed 2 kids max. source : chinese always two-child law? would keep population constant , it? large parts population excempt law.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes method acting. helicopters middle earth. really got character. lot work die 1st movie trilogy. people love kill sean bean .. like , thing.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. months sea probably care ship's integrity compromised .. " well guys looks like we're gonna stay fix boat. darn. " captain ; got bad news lads. ship literally falling apart stay .. sailors : woohoo! captain : .. nails .. sailors : mutiny! " rape pillage get nails back go home! "
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging * her" resurrection" also extent seen divine intervention , allowed go free. later life referred as" half-hangit maggie" *" well , tried. " i'm surprised assume witchcraft burn stake. historically failed executions considered act god ( divine intervention ) many common law jurisdictions. condemned released afterwards considered gods live. execute anyone then? god's surely he'd give pox.
til henry ford invent assembly line. invented ransom e. olds ( oldsmobile ).
til hairy frog known the" wolverine frog" thought intentionally break toe bones force sharp" claws" flesh means defence.
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. wow amazing work dairy lobby dairy industry done impressive things years. food pyramid designed specifically encourage milk cheese consumption help struggling dairy farmers.
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con really got role , good her! dunno , really catwoman play sexually-charged game basketball children watching? loop one , what's context? edit : oh god [ apologize put through. ] ( [URL] )
til one ever seen echidna ejaculate.
til drummer police composed spyro dragon soundtrack
til woman started mothers day usa wished never started day commercialism behind got control
til pitbulls responsible fatal dog attacks america past 2 years
til thalidomide , infamous morning sickness drug caused severe birth defects , never approved use us single reviewer fda think tested enough , resisted industry pressure approve drug anyway. mom told prescription thalidomide carrying , decided save money put morning sickness.
til pitbulls responsible fatal dog attacks america past 2 years unfortunately lot stem situational improper husbandry ignorance .. pitbulls rotties shitty dogs shitty people attracted them. world may never know.
til 1979 film china syndrome , coverup nuclear plant , released , denounced ' character assassination entire industry '. 12 days later , three mile island nuclear accident occurred.
til nipplegate , janet jackson blacklisted viacom's properties , including vh1 / mtv / cbs / clear channel radio stations , uninvited grammys , lost acting gigs , statue mickey
til prisoners female-only concentration camp ravensbruck purposefully sewed socks thin heels toes german soldier's feet would get sore.
til : country madagascar got name marco polo mistakenly thought landed mogadishu , somalia misspelled name city
til : 76 % known serial killers 20th century united states. key word is" known" countries catch acknowledge serial killers. russia bragged usa serial killers. truth never coordinated police force tie crimes together. mean usa # 1 catching known serial killers too?
david robinson grew tall ( 7 ' 0" graduation ) naval academy could served sea , hurting career us navy. instead leaving academy , compromise served two years shore duty
til us , ground floor called 1st floor inside buildings
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims read mother teresa , find selfish , sadistic cunt. tried tell family shit came conversation. sister basically told believe everything hear. believe everything church says mother theresa .. uh huh. took chunk change private jet charles keating ( lincoln savings loan scandal ) money ' papa doc ' duvalier haiti. christopher hitchens wrote book called * missionary position. *
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. everyone freaking : seal extinct. fact well listed as" least concern" - - furthest category from" extinct" . uneducated , furthest category extinct still extinction spectrum , every animal fit spectrum. like category field mice? edit : thanks answers guys! i'm authority , humans listed as" least concern" . likely latter. really category beyond that. " excess" .
til great famine ireland caused many deaths , ireland's population still recovered ( even 150 years )
til cassowary's reputation disemboweling killing humans result local folklore. one recorded case fatal attack 89 years ago.
til bill skarsgard ( pennywise ) , alexander skarsgard ( tarzan legend tarzan ) gustaf skarsgard ( floki vikings ) sons stellan skarsgard ( erik selvig thor , good hunting
til later years , sir isaac newton appointed largely symbolic ( paid ) position royal mint. took job seriously successfully prosecuted many counterfeiters high treason. convicted hanged , drawn quartered
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " he's like actor take every script he's given yet remains highly respected still offered great roles. nic cage started ( he's oscar winner ) destroyed career. nic cage already peaked con air face / off. cannot top performances matter are. enjoyed matchstick men loathe nic cage , weatherman amazing movie.
til 2001 , united states ' military airdropped 2.4 million pop-tarts afghanistan us invasion.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. think agree. show george. except one time kramer l. a. worst episodes. bad great like rest series. except somehow still way better finale.
til ford actually base decision ford pinto estimated legal costs lawsuits. myth given new life fight club. * devalues friends family even * must find friends first devalue buy friends $ 1.2 million shit i'll friend 10 dollars listen sing?
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance.
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con person attacked another congoer , adrianne stepped up. congoer? one congo? think related con. specifically congo-con person cosplaying amy. congogoer gogo congo con? gogocongogoer?
lewandowski best topscorer poland history best top scorer .. eh? definitely worst top scorer. technically he's best worst top scorer he's best goal scorer , he's worst goal scorer. he's goal scorer
til anne heche drove desert , hiked stranger's house , took shower , announced local sherrifs god going take everyone back heaven spaceship
til asked he'd punched man who'd hit raw egg , uk politician john prescott said following tony blair's orders ," connect electorate. "
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " gene hackman asked starred superman said" give 2 million reasons why" particularly great reasons , taken together , become impossible refuse. wait minute , superman good though! ! f..! !! ?? superman iv however i've never heard this" superman iv" .. low budget movie terrible plot bad acting? / almost sarcasm try pretend idea never came like idea nicholas cage considered superman role. budget superman n64 believe
til last words serial killer peter krten were" tell .. head chopped , still able hear , least moment , sound blood gushing stump neck? would pleasure end pleasures. " jesus fuck. make mistake reading wiki article guy. fucking hell. i'm sure i've read depraved person before.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. thought * fruit * would cure cancer.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. promising career killed track 1971. buried flag record mexican national anthem. well plan least. record badly scratched replaced new copy mexican hat dance.
til - edison died nikola tesla wrote negative obituary nyt - made fun hygiene work ethic know history two makes sense almost amazing people aware tesla-edison history. edit : documentaries besides comic oatmeal posted. jesus people , comment something original. sadly can't clam know much , know edison fucked tesla general shit lots great documentaries show life depth. like prestige?
til beanie babies , height popularity , accounted 10 % ebay traffic collectors insured purchases thousands dollars.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. remember pudding eating bm yesterday .. " .. pudding eating , going sue" said trey parker. probably heard took scene post. .. eat then? ?? cowboy ass
til report found , every $ 1 invested us national park service , american public receives $ 4 economic value.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. think got idea movie? ? 93.6 % hollywood films inspired eric cartman. study done yale , can't seem find link however ..
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. .. realized like dogs alive 9/11 probably dead .. =[
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. raccoon hacked bank america account transferred money checking offshore account cayman islands. raccoon stole 20 dollars? pff. look mr. rich guy $ 20 bank account. pff. look moneybags bank account. pff. lk mnbgs vr hr , wt hs fnc xpnsv vwls.
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. trouble believing would good customer facing employee .. especially service role. i'd rather face service roll anyway follow me. nicki minaj often like pizza chinese buffet. see , respect , i'm feeling moment.
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero. rip. passed away yesterday. actually believe you. went checked .. fuck. r. i. p. married 70 years. holy shit. that's dedication .. sad_face poor stan lee where's doggo loves bot?
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. dwight right.
til johann tetzel , indulgence salesman martin luther's time , asked indulgence could purchased future sins. said yes , later beaten robbed buyer , said act future sin question.
til 1997 killer whale held great white shark upside 15 minutes , causing suffocate , ate liver.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. job's belief alternative medicine surprising. one point fruitarian believed fruitarians bo , bathe. fruitarian thing ten days back see like. euphoric time , horrible bo. edit : wow , protip ladies gentleman : want draw world's nutritional experts onto reddit , make comment euphoric? side effect fruit diet? got details?
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death die beating grizzly fistfight i'd regret fuck
til hitler asked 18 year old figure skater future actress vera ralston" would like skate swastika" , replied" i'd rather skate swastika"
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged jules verne treasury kid , illustrations always blew away. think they're woodcuts? [URL]
til christianity , islam judaism worship abrahamic god. religious texts also feature many figures , histories places. jesus also muslim prophet. thought common knowledge? allah / yahweh / god character.
britain leaving eu europe
til dogs laugh. make laugh-like sounds tickled playing , sounds positive effect puppies hearing them.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. think agree. show george. except one time kramer l. a. worst episodes. bad great like rest series. except somehow still way better finale.
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters. work? wouldnt point overrun? think allowed run part law question. , think meant dogs. dogs allowed drive germany.
til : carthaginian explorer hanno reached ivory coast ~ 600-500 bc , thought gorillas race humans tried capture some. ended killing violent took skins back carthage put display.
bruce willis rejected early script of" die hard vengeance" titled" troubleshooter ," fighting terrorists cruise line. " troubleshooter" later repurposed into" speed 2 : cruise control. "
til harvey milk ongoing sexual relationship mentally disturbed 16 - year old boy
til male swiss citizen , roger federer compulsorily required serve armed forces. however , 2003 , despite already become tennis pro , deemed ' unfit ' back problem , relieved
til japanese oil tanker captain fell cactus santa barbra oil field , provoking laughter local workers. 5 years later returned imperial japanese navy sub made first mainland shelling us oil
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. something something getting nailed seamen loose hips sink ships.
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league least qualified european competition we're capable winning .. enjoy maccabi tel aviv away cunts tel aviv lovely city really. let's hope they're miserable. horrific away trip tho. must furthest trip , right?
til term checkmate , according barnhart etymological dictionary , alteration persian phrase" shh mt" ( ) means , literally ," king helpless"
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels.
til dave grohl know read sheet music writes music ear.
til of" gish gallop" , fallacious debate tactic drowning opponent flood individually-weak arguments , opponent cannot possibly answer every falsehood real time. named after" duane gish" , prominent member creationist
til 3 banana companies overthrew government honduras. wonder kind republic kind company that. important question , kind clothing would sell you?
til filming schindler's list , polish woman encountered ralph fiennes dressed nazi uniform told that" germans charming people. kill anybody deserve it. "
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero. rip. passed away yesterday. actually believe you. went checked .. fuck. r. i. p. married 70 years. holy shit. that's dedication .. sad_face poor stan lee where's doggo loves bot?
til prisoners female-only concentration camp ravensbruck purposefully sewed socks thin heels toes german soldier's feet would get sore.
til abusing alcohol drugs better half life , iconic jazz singer billie holiday swindled earnings died 70 cents ( us $ 6 2016 dollars ) bank.
til us embassy moscow caught fire 1977. sensitive information stolen several firefighters also kgb agents.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis.
til 4 us states completely banned billboards
til american captives vietnam war would authenticate new prisoner's american identity tapping first five notes of" shave haircut" , cell wall , waiting appropriate response
til 1986 interview , jackie gleason said considered suing hanna-barbera flintstones copy honeymooners , passed lawyers cautioned ," want known guy yanked fred flintstone air? ".
til day crew battleship uss texas intentionally flooded torpedo tube order cause 2 degree list , giving main guns enough extra elevation boost range & hit target mainland.
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes method acting. helicopters middle earth. really got character. lot work die 1st movie trilogy. watch extended. watching brormir faramir actually act together amazing makes miss boromir instead despising trying take ring
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. * soup meal. soup sandwich - - that's meal!
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. homeowner without kids : umbrella f-ing cheap stupid it. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. insurance broker , advise keep car keys , fireworks , anything incendiary , kid lock key.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. til $ 14 million budget , major hollywood actors , major hollywood filmmaker , film company owned comcast , qualify independent filmmaking. edit. great. top comment snide remark. rip previous also think sp came gay cowboy idea. also recall pudding eating.
til agnes milowka , renowned cave diver filmed stunts movie sanctum. long filming scene movie extra air tank left behind order squeeze tight cave passage , died exact thing real
til george foreman originally paid 40 % profits endorsing george foreman grill. peak grill's sales , making 4.5 million dollars month.
til cuba maximum wage law due individuals cannot earn 20 you. s. dollars per month.
til : today's average teenagers know vastly milky way galaxies professional astronomers 100 years ago.
since 1956 paris exclusively twinned rome -" paris worthy rome ; rome worthy paris. "
til wasabi vapour effect similar smelling salts , property exploited create smoke alarms deaf.
til - edison died nikola tesla wrote negative obituary nyt - made fun hygiene work ethic almost amazing people aware tesla-edison history. edit : documentaries besides comic oatmeal posted. jesus people , comment something original. sadly can't clam know much , know edison fucked tesla general shit lots great documentaries show life depth. like prestige? yep. sad people know tesla inventing teleportation.
til lurleen wallace could seek appropriate treatment cancer husband , alabama segregationist george wallace , kept secret four years due fact wanted become governor alabama. died year office.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. job's belief alternative medicine surprising. one point fruitarian believed fruitarians bo , bathe. iirc ashton kutcher tried replicate diet stop due development pancreatic issues. according title gore til gets reposted every , his" pancreas levels high. " oh god , never want pancreas level 1!
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. worried purity drugs? visit nearest police station illegal drugs tested - free charge! i'm pick free boat could boat , could * * * mystery box * * *.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. many confused. answer homeowner's insurance likely umbrella coverage. insurance clearly covered acts caused residents household. result , victims could sue parents actually get damages.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. dwight right.
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. [ business casual video nestle ] ( [URL] ) , good watch. [ graphic shown video's intro ] ( [URL] ) illuminating.
til 17th century , roman catholic church ruled beavers fish could eaten fridays.
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero. rip. passed away yesterday.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. hell * * can't remember solution tasks three years. barely remember password internet webpages. google ask want remember password wait see password entered right one. legitimately changed password twice one day i'm bad remembering them. i'm 63 character password ibetitsjustastringofwordssothatitseasytorememberorsomenonsense.
til medal honor recipient thomas baker asked left behind japanese counter attack saipan due wounded. asked 1 pistol 8 bullets. returning us army found corpse 8 dead japanese.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes method acting. helicopters middle earth. really got character. lot work die 1st movie trilogy. people love kill sean bean .. like , thing. great good job sad often happens early stories acting skills squandered , time screen sure fucking great job
til movie , - 571 , states americans responsible capturing first enigma machine. truth first enigma machine captured british , 7 months americans entered war. tony blair ridiculed movie prime minister's questions. bill clinton dismissed movie work fiction. americans never captured single enigma machine. 2 canadians , 13 british. watch hollywood films expect see us calvary ti rescue. fact russian blood us factories war.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. "
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. i'm christian , bible got absolutely right said ," love money root evil. " well , actually says" root kinds evil. " translation holding as" correct? " sell translation says love money totally fine. guy translates
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league calling - bayern stumble group stages champions league get third , fall europa league , we'll make annual trip allianz round 32. oh fuckoff guys again. [URL] replace" rudy gay" with" bayern" .
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. everyone freaking : seal extinct. fact well listed as" least concern" - - furthest category from" extinct" . uneducated , furthest category extinct still extinction spectrum , every animal fit spectrum. like category field mice? edit : thanks answers guys! i'm authority , humans listed as" least concern" . likely latter.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " he's like actor take every script he's given yet remains highly respected still offered great roles. nic cage started ( he's oscar winner ) destroyed career.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. something something getting nailed seamen
til humans ' closest relative , bonobos , peaceful female-run society sex used resolve conflict. they" make love , war. "
til ferrari monaco since schumacher 2001!
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance holy shit , exactly came say. nuke too? implications comment massively scary. mean , many people would willingly stay sub
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging fishwife hanged murdering illegitimate infant shortly birth. well blame then. gave birth ungodly human / fish chimera would expect do? kill get's big. mean , makes sense me. think stay size whatever container keep
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. actually makes lot meaningful. hare nap job everyone would die anyways? guess story pointlessness achievement face unavoidable death? reading employ animals form part critical communications infrastructure simply speed / reliability / fault-tolerance / integrity properties modern built environment needs. actually pursued heavily 90s the. com explosion. credit rfc 1149 see close came full-stack avian transport layer internet : [URL]
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league calling - bayern stumble group stages champions league get third , fall europa league , we'll make annual trip allianz round 32.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. yep , umbrella policy. one added mine. $ 1 million covers pretty much anything around $ 300 / year. whats funny teenager moves it'll drop $ 120 / year! homeowner without kids : umbrella f-ing cheap stupid it. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me.
til da vinci devoted vegetarian , nearly-unheard practice time. love animals would often purchase caged birds release them.
til since speak much english , first english speaking role , antonio banderas learn lines phonetically
til michael jackson would requested wine served diet coke cans flights , want kids see drinking alcohol.
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. still cannot get past fact he's stoke trent. drab , dismal , grey shithole planet .. outside lancashire.
til dogs laugh. make laugh-like sounds tickled playing , sounds positive effect puppies hearing them. i've never wanted hear something badly. [ go. ] ( [URL] ) laughing loud f.. cute tho think [ ] ( [URL] ) real example. sounds kind like rhythmic panting.
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. mean , angel , likes customers? business owners thrive them.
til one ever seen echidna ejaculate. sir , seen enough sonic hedge hog fan art. google" [ first name ] hedgehog. " by" ," mean" dont. " first name extremely unusual , 4 living people know it. 3 father grandfather.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. south park something told watch whilst growing up. never really gave much time recently. always saw childish trash. blown away social commentary good show actually is.
til 1983 , caddies masters tournament black. due clubs tradition. * indeed , club co-founder clifford roberts reputed said ," long i'm alive , golfers white , caddies black. " * prediction probably turned correct well killed 3rd hole 1977 yes correct
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. til $ 14 million budget , major hollywood actors , major hollywood filmmaker , film company owned comcast , qualify independent filmmaking. edit. great. top comment snide remark. rip previous
til 2007 , new parking garage germany ended two parking bays peculiar shape required complicated parking maneuver order park there. officials declared men's parking spaces discourage unskilled drivers attempting maneuver.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. promising career killed track 1971. buried flag record mexican national anthem. well plan least. record badly scratched replaced new copy mexican hat dance.
til genghis khan tengrist , religiously tolerant interested learning philosophical moral lessons religions. consulted buddhist monks , muslims , christian missionaries , taoist monk qiu chuji.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels. " shrieking eels" 30 understand reference
til english word cereal derived ' ceres ' , roman goddess harvest agriculture.
til : british used concentration camps commit genocide kenya 1950 ' s.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. think got idea movie? ? 93.6 % hollywood films inspired eric cartman. study done yale , can't seem find link however .. eat pudding movie?
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. would raw eggs make voice rough? raw eggs would line throat could gargling harsh sounds without damaging vocal chords hurting throat. it'd like thick milkshake attempting extreme metal vocals. mean , i'd probably rather milkshake. healthy metal vocals. vegan black metal , kvlt right now.
til enough water lake superior flood entire landmasses north south america depth 1 foot. contains 3 quadrillion gallons fresh water. good thing take care great lakes keep clean pollutants / - michigander
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death die beating grizzly fistfight i'd regret fuck die champion
til prison warden loved retired , 100 inmates pooled together money throw party.
til japanese oil tanker captain fell cactus santa barbra oil field , provoking laughter local workers. 5 years later returned imperial japanese navy sub made first mainland shelling us oil
til richard shot crossbow , died summoned boy , assumed he'd executed. instead , forgave boy sent away 100 shillings. richard died , boy hanged.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. "
til prisoners female-only concentration camp ravensbruck purposefully sewed socks thin heels toes german soldier's feet would get sore.
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. .. realized like dogs alive 9/11 probably dead .. =[ oh yeah. also , remember comet full house? he's dead too. dog frasier died 2006.
til governor len small illinois acquitted embezzlement , eight jurors made decision received state jobs
til researchers believe humans worn clothes least 170,00 years. know pubic lice evolutionarily diverged head lice 170,00 years ago , pubic lice need live clothing survive.
til iconic opening sound used law order known as" clang" amalgamation nearly dozen sounds , including actual gavel , jail door slamming , five hundred japanese monks walking across hardwood
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. oh , sorry , thought america gawl , sharon! love suddenly like season 8 randy became best character. favorite south park trivia trey parker dad named randy geologist ..
til grizzly bears feared respected native americans hunting required company 4 10 warriors done preparation ceremoniality intertribal warfare. * * til 2008 sleuth 30 bears besieged platinum mining compound olyotorsky district northern kamchatka. two guards killed prevented workers leaving homes * * article! oh god , they're organizing. never thought would read" bears besieged" sentence
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims read mother teresa , find selfish , sadistic cunt. tried tell family shit came conversation. sister basically told believe everything hear. believe everything church says mother theresa .. uh huh. took chunk change private jet charles keating ( lincoln savings loan scandal ) money ' papa doc ' duvalier haiti. christopher hitchens wrote book called * missionary position. *
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. wish day kazakhstan , tajikistan , kyrgyzstan , uzbekistan , afghanistan , pakistan would merge form huge single country called stanistan. uruguay combines paraguay form .. guayuaguay. czech republic merges slovakia form czechoslovakia. hold , game work? north carolina south carolina merge form superalabama! north south dakota combine even nothing.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. everyone wants solve overpopulation problem , want die. both. live kids , even stick 1 kid. 2 kids ( per woman ) still causes population decrease every person able children. [URL]
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. "
til france illegal deny holocaust happened.
til victoria's secret founded man felt embarrassed buying lingerie wife. wanted store men could feel comfortable buying lingerie , however business model later became unprofitable company sold.
til lurleen wallace could seek appropriate treatment cancer husband , alabama segregationist george wallace , kept secret four years due fact wanted become governor alabama. died year office.
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. amazingly , every guns n roses band member appetite destruction still alive. motley too? like f..? none hold candle ozzy. he's actually donating body science dies figure lived drugs alcohol.
til us embassy moscow caught fire 1977. sensitive information stolen several firefighters also kgb agents.
til despite immense wealth , john d. rockefeller always took train mansion downtown new york office every day. often harassed beggars passengers , refused travel bodyguards use private transportation.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" really fucking picture , ops fault come reddit find advert. want bars wall [ think it? ] ( [URL] ) im trouble locating large breasted woman. _oo_ / | | /
til australia conducted biological warfare invasive rabbit population , reducing population 600 million 100 million.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. gotta make sexy eat. hips nips. make sexy! gonna get higher ^ ^ ^ higher edit : humble post pushed 20,00 karma threshold three * whole years * lame posts. thank , taking higher ^ ^ ^ higher [ guys mind pcp? ] ( [URL] )
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. til anti-vaxers trying save economy.
til jerry seinfeld dated 17 - year-old girl 39 years old.
antonio conte would 4th italian manager win premier league. never english manager.
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold best tools know , wheel barrow full love. cement mixer full hope , cement. " room electricity. much electricity. "" yeah , i'll take 75k please. " that's obscure one , since removed syndication.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. months sea probably care ship's integrity compromised .. " well guys looks like we're gonna stay fix boat. darn. " captain ; got bad news lads. ship literally falling apart stay .. sailors : woohoo! captain : .. nails .. sailors : mutiny! " rape pillage get nails back go home! " " ah , royal majesty , * barbaric * tribes attacked us stole screws , .. attacked back screws. that's took us long return home. "
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. kind genius really evil - let people dissenters come , give secret police holiday. hope kind trick works though. mao 60 years ago. , , work once. means works per generation people , no? study history doomed repeat - micheal scott
til 4 us states completely banned billboards til 4 states banned them. taking rest guys long?
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " he's like actor take every script he's given yet remains highly respected still offered great roles. nic cage started ( he's oscar winner ) destroyed career. nic cage already peaked con air face / off. cannot top performances matter are. enjoyed matchstick men loathe nic cage , weatherman amazing movie.
til genghis khan tengrist , religiously tolerant interested learning philosophical moral lessons religions. consulted buddhist monks , muslims , christian missionaries , taoist monk qiu chuji. discriminate , would wipe entire populations regardless religious affiliation. progressive funny many modern world history texts starting think way. many ways , mongol empire ushered modernity , including fostering global trade. infuriating. empathy absolutely required properly understand history , modern historians routinely demonstrate lack empathy genghis khan's victims. seen nothing , 100 years speak great hitler was.
til 2007 , new parking garage germany ended two parking bays peculiar shape required complicated parking maneuver order park there. officials declared men's parking spaces discourage unskilled drivers attempting maneuver.
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. trouble believing would good customer facing employee .. especially service role. i'd rather face service roll anyway follow me. nicki minaj often like pizza chinese buffet. see , respect , i'm feeling moment.
til last words serial killer peter krten were" tell .. head chopped , still able hear , least moment , sound blood gushing stump neck? would pleasure end pleasures. " jesus fuck. make mistake reading wiki article guy. fucking hell. i'm sure i've read depraved person before.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen [ knew ] ( [URL] ) edit : seriously , [ knew ] ( [URL] ).
til oprah born single mother , wore potato sacks clothes , molested family , gave birth stillborn child 14 like not. still gotta respect her. like oprah? raise hand here. consistently given platform pseudoscience hucksters , pressed , shrugs saying something along lines trying inform people dr. oz legitimate doctor saved peoples lives. goddamn snake oil salesman. know entirely oprah fault , enabled supported it. think kind shitty that.
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity. man 86 years old? even botox limits.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly shame people learned mistakes pre-ww 2 germany.
til you. state texas roughly 10 % larger france almost twice large germany. you. s. big , really big. sometimes i'm surprised throughout course history never become multiple countries.
manchester united equalled record draws single premier league season
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging fishwife hanged murdering illegitimate infant shortly birth. long long ago , especially evidenced roman empire , infanticide often even considered crime baby six months old. guess lived wrong era. [URL]
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. " boris yeltsin first words you. s. president clinton upon meeting 1995 , think o. j. it? " guy like relaxed uncle. relaxed drank fifth vodka every day sorry fifth? american always wondered. google maybe people know too. edit : thanks everyone , know international standard alcohol volumes ever thought would. fifth gallon. 750 ml bottle. tend drink america. guys use liters , 750 ml bottle tend drink well.
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001.
til : nixon sent champagne note saying" justice ultimately prevails" mark felt pardoned reagan. 30 years later , revealed mark felt was" deep throat" helped bring watergate cover-up light.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. yeah , actually died narcissistic personality disorder. yeah can't believe dude commercial comparing fucking gandhi , egomaniac.
til the" demon core ' , 6.2 kg subcritical mass plutonium briefly went critical two separate experiments , killing two members manhattan project
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. job's belief alternative medicine surprising. one point fruitarian believed fruitarians bo , bathe. fruitarian thing ten days back see like. euphoric time , horrible bo. edit : wow , protip ladies gentleman : want draw world's nutritional experts onto reddit , make comment euphoric? side effect fruit diet? got details?
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. barely remember password internet webpages. google ask want remember password wait see password entered right one. legitimately changed password twice one day i'm bad remembering them. i'm 63 character password ibetitsjustastringofwordssothatitseasytorememberorsomenonsense. nope. take phrase. > jack jill went hill , jack tripped jill. resulted lawsuit. becomes jajwuth 42ofjtbtbj98trial! #
til giant panda chi chi sexually attracted humans refused attempts mating giant pandas. instead made full sexual self-presentation zookeepers.
til mexicans highest average annual hours worked world
til 3 banana companies overthrew government honduras. wonder kind republic kind company that. important question , kind clothing would sell you?
til dogs laugh. make laugh-like sounds tickled playing , sounds positive effect puppies hearing them. i've never wanted hear something badly. [ go. ] ( [URL] ) laughing loud f.. cute tho think [ ] ( [URL] ) real example. sounds kind like rhythmic panting.
til o. j. simpson's 1995 verdict announcement murder , long-distance calls declined 58 % , trading new york stock exchange decreased 41 % , water usage decreased , estimated $
til british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old. " british pound" kinda sounds like sex move.
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity. " synthesized uric acid , sold $ 25,00 build house it. warlock mars , bitch" - william shatner charlie sheen roast. actual quote? watch roast charlie sheen. says something sorts. shatner amazing , really really funny.
til lurleen wallace could seek appropriate treatment cancer husband , alabama segregationist george wallace , kept secret four years due fact wanted become governor alabama. died year office.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes method acting. helicopters middle earth. really got character. lot work die 1st movie trilogy. people love kill sean bean .. like , thing. great good job sad often happens early stories acting skills squandered , time screen sure fucking great job
til double-blind study published nature showed experienced astrologers better determining people psychological traits based location stars birth someone randomly guessing them. need double blind study tell matters divination imagined fantasies.
til british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old. feel like i'm taking crazy pills. op , coin showing front back. person verifying authenticity display front back plastic protective container? saw coin? like separating oreo cookie? oh , haha , no. held place [ plastic container called a" slab" ] ( [URL] ) coin collecting community. ok. i'm going od crazy pills here. slab holds coin. front ( heads ) separated back ( tails )? shown slab. two separate coins , sawn two? looks like op's picture edited show sides label without full slab. thanks.
til donald duck loved scandinavian countries sweden make illegal vote political elections. 2005 norway 1/4 total population read donald duck magazine , and" donaldism" became thing. confirm. norwegian. tons comics. teenagers even adults read them. they're cutesy childish traditional disney stuff. fascinating decendents vikings donald duck magazine collectors.
til people red hair sensitive thermal pain , less sensitive electrically induced pain , require larger amounts anesthetics people without red hair due mutation melanocortin 1 receptor.
til thalidomide , infamous morning sickness drug caused severe birth defects , never approved use us single reviewer fda think tested enough , resisted industry pressure approve drug anyway. mom told prescription thalidomide carrying , decided save money put morning sickness.
til 1950 ' , marines accidentally ordered hundreds crates tootsie rolls instead mortar rounds.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. relaxed drank fifth vodka every day sorry fifth? american always wondered. google maybe people know too. edit : thanks everyone , know international standard alcohol volumes ever thought would. fifth gallon. 75 cl. context people use cl instead l ml? never really see uk , rest europe see instead millilitres volumes drinks lot , 33cl 50cl opposed 330ml 500ml
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. months sea probably care ship's integrity compromised ..
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold best tools know , wheel barrow full love. cement mixer full hope , cement. " room electricity. much electricity. "" yeah , i'll take 75k please. " that's obscure one , since removed syndication.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " gene hackman asked starred superman said" give 2 million reasons why" particularly great reasons , taken together , become impossible refuse. wait minute , superman good though! ! f..! !! ?? superman iv however i've never heard this" superman iv" .. low budget movie terrible plot bad acting? / almost sarcasm try pretend idea never came like idea nicholas cage considered superman role. i've honestly never seen old superman series. what's bad iv?
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. oh , poor eel! " what's .. .. oh! oh , god .. no! ah , fuck! no! again! goddammit! " [ relevant nsfw video ] ( [URL] )
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. 1. rent plane 2. bless rain clouds fly , turn local downfall holy water 3. secretly baptise everyone 4. ~ ~? ?? ~ ~ collect tithes 5. profit bless rain clouds aafricaa
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til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" things never change.
til yreka , california , bakery operated 100 years called yreka bakery , formed palindrome. business closed gallery opened spot , named yrella gallery would also form palindrome. state motto california [ eureka! ] ( [URL] ) worth noting , yreka pronounced. wy-ree-kah.
til town florida named frostproof marketing plot claim town would never citrus frost. less two years founding frost killed citrus town.
til postal code north pole h0h 0h0 reference santa
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging fishwife hanged murdering illegitimate infant shortly birth. long long ago , especially evidenced roman empire , infanticide often even considered crime baby six months old. guess lived wrong era. [URL]
til average inmate alcatraz read 75-100 books per year.
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend.
til death steve irwin , speculated series revenge killings , least ten stingrays found dead mutilated coast queensland
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. episode 30 rock , character pete hornberger never overachieves avoid getting promoted head. pete underrated character. cared juust enough much. girlfriend recently mentioned watching 30 rock again. pay attention pete thoroughly convinced glue holds show together. one favorite parts 30 rock pete gets jack agree give per diem gas , situation , jack agree. " yes! hornberger! "
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. homeowner without kids : umbrella f-ing cheap stupid it. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. insurance broker , advise keep car keys , fireworks , anything incendiary , kid lock key.
til gleek. saliva comes stream gland compressed tongue. sometimes referred as" cobra spitting" .
til 1950 , myxoma virus ( type pox virus ) deliberately released rabbit population australia means population control , causing death 500 million rabbits
til kimi raikkonen two points away winning 2003 drivers championship winning one race entire season
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. " regret .. .. * boneitis *! "
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. til $ 14 million budget , major hollywood actors , major hollywood filmmaker , film company owned comcast , qualify independent filmmaking. edit. great. top comment snide remark. rip previous
til inventor rubik's cube realize he'd built puzzle scrambled first time tried restore
til plato distinguished gymnast wrestler , well known wrestling prowess.
til american captives vietnam war would authenticate new prisoner's american identity tapping first five notes of" shave haircut" , cell wall , waiting appropriate response
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us well , there's sodium dasani , could little salty.
til actors played brother sister on" dexter" began dating , fell love , got engaged , got married , got divorced , continuing play brother sister tv.
til pigs although true carnivores , competent predators kill eat helpless humans unable escape
til butane canisters manufactured exclusively south korea. exception single manufacturer houston texas.
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. duff used drink gallon vodka per day. ' cut back ' 10 bottles wine day. pancreas swelled size rugby ball told continued drinking would die soon. he's picture health ever earth possible? died? human body lot stronger one may think. drink 20 beers day ive never felt better! * explosive diarrhea intensifies *
til infinity sign also called the" lemniscate"
til : country madagascar got name marco polo mistakenly thought landed mogadishu , somalia misspelled name city
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape.
til da vinci devoted vegetarian , nearly-unheard practice time. love animals would often purchase caged birds release them.
til that" kiln" originally pronounced silent" n. " linguists believe written descriptions kilns reached people never heard ; assumed the" n" pronounced , mispronunciation took over.
til terry kath band chigaco's last words were" worry .. look , clip even it" - putting pistol temple pulling trigger. that's always check chamber. also aim guns head pull trigger.
til france illegal deny holocaust happened.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. think got idea movie? ? 93.6 % hollywood films inspired eric cartman. study done yale , can't seem find link however ..
til actor martin sheen arrested total 66 times protesting acts civil disobedience - recently 2007 trespassing nevada nuclear test facility. illusive man strikes
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. worried purity drugs? visit nearest police station illegal drugs tested - free charge!
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches can't wrap head around scientology still thing. world we're connected , people support / part scientology really unaware insane shit associated it?
til astronaut sunita williams first person run marathon space , finishing 4 hours 24 minutes treadmill aboard international space station.
til : vicodin six times potent codeine , hence name vi ( roman numeran six ) - codin
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time * know of.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen well , there's sodium dasani , could little salty. there's probably semen protein water drink it! got electrolytes.
til many german pows captured allies ww2 horrified footage holocaust burned uniforms called germany surrender , even volunteered join fight axis.
til nazis cleared minefields chasing captured civilians across , detonating explosives. everything hear nazi folks leads believe the" baddies" .
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged jules verne treasury kid , illustrations always blew away. think they're woodcuts? [URL] much wood would woodcutter cut woodcutter woodcut wood?
til henley called paramedics home november 21 , 1980 , 16 - year-old girl found naked claiming overdosed quaaludes cocaine. henley got away contributing delinquency minor charge $ 2,500 fine.
til quetzalcoatl got drunk slept sister , quetzalpetlatl. upon waking next day , realized , stone box built , laid , set fire.
til gleek. saliva comes stream gland compressed tongue. sometimes referred as" cobra spitting" .
til great famine ireland caused many deaths , ireland's population still recovered ( even 150 years )
til genghis khan tengrist , religiously tolerant interested learning philosophical moral lessons religions. consulted buddhist monks , muslims , christian missionaries , taoist monk qiu chuji.
til honey bees ejaculate forcefully penises explode. kills honey bee. , technically speaking , mate life.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes " * reason , parts play , like boromir ned stark , life online long afterwards. keep seeing - call - memes? " * - sean bean he's us.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death die beating grizzly fistfight still considered a" fist fight" bear fists? think hand paw combat fits better. edit : get brawl ninja turtle animal cruelty assault? true. guess said fighting grizzly unarmed combat
til actors played brother sister on" dexter" began dating , fell love , got engaged , got married , got divorced , continuing play brother sister tv.
til - edison died nikola tesla wrote negative obituary nyt - made fun hygiene work ethic almost amazing people aware tesla-edison history. edit : documentaries besides comic oatmeal posted. jesus people , comment something original. sadly can't clam know much , know edison fucked tesla general shit lots great documentaries show life depth. like prestige? yep. sad people know tesla inventing teleportation.
til 2010 , band somali pirates attempted capture us navy frigate uss nicholas , mistaking merchant vessel
til singer peanut butter jelly time passed away eleven-hour standoff police even snoop dogg brother-in-law tried convince surrender. almost sounds like title r / subredditsimulator curious : [ subreddit simulator ] ( [URL] )
vinyl fact #672 - peter gabriel wanted close his" so" album with" eyes" due heavy bass line subsequent inner groove distortion.
til oprah born single mother , wore potato sacks clothes , molested family , gave birth stillborn child 14 like not. still gotta respect her. like oprah? raise hand here. consistently given platform pseudoscience hucksters , pressed , shrugs saying something along lines trying inform people dr. oz legitimate doctor saved peoples lives. goddamn snake oil salesman. know entirely oprah fault , enabled supported it. think kind shitty that.
til postal code north pole h0h 0h0 reference santa
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax ha , sallie mae thing reason. think know , navient.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. [URL] hahaha. that's cockroach's theme , though. mexican hat dance , also known el jarabe tapato. know tapatio sauce makes military breakfasts bearable. shitty powdered eggs grey ( reason ) cardboard bacon? liberal application tapatio mix together make okay skillet. tapatio , iirc , means" guadalajara" get wrong , also great basic sauce slather shit needs sauce get through. also pretty good sign restaurant more-or-less authentic. edit : guess wrong. todo : try valentina.
til harvey milk ongoing sexual relationship mentally disturbed 16 - year old boy
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time * know of.
til singer peanut butter jelly time passed away eleven-hour standoff police even snoop dogg brother-in-law tried convince surrender. almost sounds like title r / subredditsimulator curious : [ subreddit simulator ] ( [URL] )
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time * know of. yea , like half animals ocean specific breeding grounds. right , necessarily mean they're capable communicating location distance breeding grounds members species - something ants , bees , ravens humans do.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" really fucking picture , ops fault come reddit find advert. want bars wall [ think it? ] ( [URL] ) im trouble locating large breasted woman. _oo_ / | | /
til popularity snes caught attention yakuza , prompting nintendo ship consoles night prevent theft.
til dogs laugh. make laugh-like sounds tickled playing , sounds positive effect puppies hearing them.
til nintendo sued galoob prevent release nes cheating device , game genie ; legal battle followed. sega genesis version , sega allowed release , officially licensed it. nintendo long history liking mods. reddit loves nintendo much? common dislike mods? reddit mods surely worse game genies though.
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax ha , sallie mae thing reason. think know , navient. * ahem * xfiniti cough * spectrum * cough yeah really suck cox. spectrum , pay $ 55 / mo 250/25 bandwidth caps. pretty much everyone talk worse speeds higher price.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen remember bombing time admitted tap water. us readers , tap water uk really good cheap , idea even filtered tap water 100 times price crass. us tap water really good cheap , too. wherever , gallon jugs generic distilled filtered water also relatively cheap. bottled water crass , reason bought marketing. know ' us. ' texas , tap water awful. worked las vegas , tap water fucking awful too.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. oh fucking * god * , poor guy. blame slightest. tell it! guy grand prix essentially mocked triumph. dunno , would love someone played" america , fuck yea" something equally stereotypical.
til male dolphins sometimes masturbate wrapping live eel around penis
til popularity snes caught attention yakuza , prompting nintendo ship consoles night prevent theft.
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections.
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero.
til beanie babies , height popularity , accounted 10 % ebay traffic collectors insured purchases thousands dollars.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " hear saying it. he's actually great actor. watch" cider house rules ," favourite ," quiet american. " he's british nicholas cage. wants actually try he's great , he's willing half-ass whatever nonsense want throw way , provided pay it.
til phil collins honorary member hip-hop group , bone thugs-n-harmony due international success single , home , collins featured. collin moniker group chrome bone.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. liberty dies thunderous applause
til uss johnston saluted japanese destroyer captain sinking , spending nearly 3 hours squaring 23 japanese ships , including 4 battleships , 8 cruisers 11 destroyers.
til us embassy moscow caught fire 1977. sensitive information stolen several firefighters also kgb agents.
til movie lord war , production team rented 300 real sa vz. 58 rifles stand ak 47s cheaper prop guns.
til population czech republic traditionally irreligious long time. ever since 1600 ' , czech people described as" tolerant even indifferent towards religion" .
til double-blind study published nature showed experienced astrologers better determining people psychological traits based location stars birth someone randomly guessing them. need double blind study tell matters divination imagined fantasies. taurus.
til siege , mongols catapulted corpses infected plague city walls infect inhabitants.
til reindeer one mammals see uv light , allowing see lichen , polar bears snow , urine trails also helps guide santa's sleigh christmas eve! need bitch ass rudolph.
til aztecs made swords embedded prismatic obsidian blades far sharper even high quality present day steel razor blades.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. mother 4 year old 1.5 year old two friends round house , there's enough wine world. send supplies. kids , 1.5 year olds really friends? old enough age understand friendship?
til british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old. feel like i'm taking crazy pills. op , coin showing front back. person verifying authenticity display front back plastic protective container? saw coin? like separating oreo cookie? oh , haha , no. held place [ plastic container called a" slab" ] ( [URL] ) coin collecting community. ok. i'm going od crazy pills here. slab holds coin. front ( heads ) separated back ( tails )? shown slab. two separate coins , sawn two? looks like op's picture edited show sides label without full slab. thanks.
til lyrics elton john's ' rocket man ' meant taken literally mars bound astronaut leaving family job.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. many confused. answer homeowner's insurance likely umbrella coverage. insurance clearly covered acts caused residents household. result , victims could sue parents actually get damages. homeowners insurance include? yep , umbrella policy. one added mine. $ 1 million covers pretty much anything around $ 300 / year. whats funny teenager moves it'll drop $ 120 / year! homeowner without kids : umbrella f-ing cheap stupid it. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never.
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches careful. want piss scientologists. i'm even kidding.
til battle 1797 , british admiral horatio nelson badly wounded right arm. came surgeon said ," sooner better ," within half hour amputation returned command forces.
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. actually makes lot meaningful. hare nap job everyone would die anyways? guess story pointlessness achievement face unavoidable death? reading employ animals form part critical communications infrastructure simply speed / reliability / fault-tolerance / integrity properties modern built environment needs. actually pursued heavily 90s the. com explosion. credit rfc 1149 see close came full-stack avian transport layer internet : [URL]
til near-extinction bison hunting 1800s gain food , restrict american indians ' dominant food supply ; herds shot trains left rot died
til emperor caracalla visited alexandria , greeted satires insults. responded massacring city's citizens pillaging afterwards.
til carrie fisher got copy star wars holiday special george lucas ( exchange recording dvd commentary star wars ) showed parties ' mainly end night want people leave. '
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance holy shit , exactly came say. nuke too? implications comment massively scary. mean , many people would willingly stay sub
britain leaving eu europe
til : carthaginian explorer hanno reached ivory coast ~ 600-500 bc , thought gorillas race humans tried capture some. ended killing violent took skins back carthage put display.
til writing staff futurama held 3 ph. d. , seven master's degrees , cumulatively 50 years harvard university. series writer patric m. verrone stated ," easily overeducated cartoon writers history"
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " he's like actor take every script he's given yet remains highly respected still offered great roles. nic cage started ( he's oscar winner ) destroyed career. nic cage already peaked con air face / off. cannot top performances matter are. enjoyed matchstick men loathe nic cage , weatherman amazing movie. what's reasoning behind loathing him? even like he's bad dude. understand cage hate. like i'm mega fan , understand hate.
arsenal becomes winning team fa cup 13 wins.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. one eyy .. guy fucks horses ever hear anything ginger boots fucking ostritch?
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes method acting. helicopters middle earth. really got character. lot work die 1st movie trilogy. watch extended. watching brormir faramir actually act together amazing makes miss boromir instead despising trying take ring can't hate boromir wanting take ring .. ring evil , manipulative little shit
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. that's giving someone promotion , need given added responsibilities gradually , prove competence. unsuccessful , transfer responsibilities someone else.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. something something getting nailed seamen loose hips sink ships. would still stick with" loose lips" , different set. seaman guzzler! report! seaman staines? !? ! anybody!
til pigs although true carnivores , competent predators kill eat helpless humans unable escape
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. .. realized like dogs alive 9/11 probably dead .. =[
til bill werbeniuk , big drinking canadian snooker player. drank 43 pints lager drinking contest scotsman eddie sinclair. sinclair passed following 42nd pint , werbeniuk reported say" i'm away bar
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time * know of.
til michael jackson would requested wine served diet coke cans flights , want kids see drinking alcohol.
til day crew battleship uss texas intentionally flooded torpedo tube order cause 2 degree list , giving main guns enough extra elevation boost range & hit target mainland. eli 5 easier move closer? also reminds [ old reddit post ] ( [URL] ) short answer : draft. texas , loaded max 9m ship underwater. closer , ship would run aground. thank , going say would guess keep range shore based battery. could've tipped land elevate ground cannons case
til vanessa carlton wrote riff for" thousand miles" 1998. upon hearing mother told her" vanessa , that's hit song. "
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " he's like actor take every script he's given yet remains highly respected still offered great roles. nic cage started ( he's oscar winner ) destroyed career.
til japanese kamikaze pilots allowed return find suitable target. one pilot shot ninth return. wikipedia article :" even fairy tales little children promoted kamikaze. " anyone know english translation? believe called winnie pooh brings death america.
vinyl fact #672 - peter gabriel wanted close his" so" album with" eyes" due heavy bass line subsequent inner groove distortion.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes
til thalidomide , infamous morning sickness drug caused severe birth defects , never approved use us single reviewer fda think tested enough , resisted industry pressure approve drug anyway.
til frog swallows eggs , gives birth live frogs vomiting stomach
til form medieval torture , victims feet covered salt water goat would start licking them. sometimes laughter stress intense tickling resulted heart attack brain hemorrhage.
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold according zillow , house valued $ 243,00. yep that's sort miracle renovation guess. maybe donation value? sold majorly-distressed way 2004 $ 15k.
til british supermarket chain iceland eu-wide trademark name , take legal action icelandic companies use it. icelandic government applied trademark invalidated , far without success.
til penn jillette penn teller painted finger nails red joke response mother telling get manicure people would looking hands , always keeps one finger nail painted red memory mother. he's cool dude celebrity speaks anti-vaccine nonsense alright book. see feel like. people want abortions people want vaccines. what's difference?
til toronto underground arcology , network underground tunnels possible live without needing venture outside
til medal honor recipient , master sergeant roy benavidez. 37 wounds bullets , bayonets , shrapnel. thought dead , spit face doctor zipping body bag.
til michael jackson would requested wine served diet coke cans flights , want kids see drinking alcohol. " there's accident like geico , thought burned like pepsi michael" - kanye west , wire , song car crash early career. voice generation , y'all. " generation's closest thing einstein. " * kanye west ," saint pablo" nobody loves kanye much kanye loves kanye. wish someone loved much kanye loves kanye
til you. state texas roughly 10 % larger france almost twice large germany. you. s. big , really big. sometimes i'm surprised throughout course history never become multiple countries.
til ford actually base decision ford pinto estimated legal costs lawsuits. myth given new life fight club.
til enough water lake superior flood entire landmasses north south america depth 1 foot. contains 3 quadrillion gallons fresh water. leave response comments able see across great lakes. [URL] lake michigan grand , mi
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. * soup meal. soup sandwich - - that's meal!
til british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old. oh shit even plausible conspiracy theories bs time. coincidences happen lot. coincidences wow mom
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " [ removed ]
til the" demon core ' , 6.2 kg subcritical mass plutonium briefly went critical two separate experiments , killing two members manhattan project
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. job's belief alternative medicine surprising. one point fruitarian believed fruitarians bo , bathe. iirc ashton kutcher tried replicate diet stop due development pancreatic issues.
til slipknot's third album contains almost zero profanity response critics said vocalist corey taylor relied swearing lyrics
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. evaded secret service managed make whitehouse grounds whilst underwear. someone shat brick night. either none whitehouse security team balls man handle russian premier back indoors , yeltsin drunk af embarrassing russia problem , choke holding head state diplomatic incident
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. promising career killed track 1971. buried flag record mexican national anthem. well plan least. record badly scratched replaced new copy mexican hat dance.
til researchers believe humans worn clothes least 170,00 years. know pubic lice evolutionarily diverged head lice 170,00 years ago , pubic lice need live clothing survive.
til bridget loves bernie , highest rated tv show ever canceled one season. cbs show creators forced cancel show receiving death threats jews , angered show featured catholic marrying jew.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging fishwife hanged murdering illegitimate infant shortly birth. long long ago , especially evidenced roman empire , infanticide often even considered crime baby six months old. guess lived wrong era. [URL] that's incredibly heartbreaking know.
til : 76 % known serial killers 20th century united states. key word is" known" countries catch acknowledge serial killers. russia bragged usa serial killers. truth never coordinated police force tie crimes together. like iran saying homosexuals.
til british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old. feel like i'm taking crazy pills. op , coin showing front back. person verifying authenticity display front back plastic protective container? saw coin? like separating oreo cookie? oh , haha , no. held place [ plastic container called a" slab" ] ( [URL] ) coin collecting community. ok. i'm going od crazy pills here. slab holds coin. front ( heads ) separated back ( tails )? shown slab. two separate coins , sawn two? looks like op's picture edited show sides label without full slab. thanks.
til military san marino still active crossbow corps existed uninterrupted since 1295
antonio conte would 4th italian manager win premier league. never english manager.
til 4 us states completely banned billboards til 4 states banned them. taking rest guys long?
til author goodnight moon ( margaret wise brown ) died 42 showing doctor healthy feeling. kicked leg , dislodging blood clot travelled heart killed her.
til name hotmail chosen contains html , originally styled hotmail. growing think html abbreviation hotmail , guess worked.
til directing jurassic park , spielberg saw cgi t. rex , said stop motion animator phil tippett ," job ," tippett replied ," mean extinct? ". spielberg later incorporated dialogue here's example [ go motion ] ( [URL] ) rex tippet experimenting movie : [URL] decision use cgi. looked better expected. still made right call though. cgi jurassic park still realistic looking film despite 25 years old. groundbreaking 6 year old released blew mind mad dinosaurs ( jeff goldblum ) ever since.
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til enough water lake superior flood entire landmasses north south america depth 1 foot. contains 3 quadrillion gallons fresh water. leave response comments able see across great lakes. [URL] lake michigan grand , mi
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen brit 100 % sure think use word. ' spunk spunk ' spunky! ! excited , energetic , etc. " full spunk" means" full energy" although even you. s. undertones.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. also think sp came gay cowboy idea. also recall pudding eating. guess know lingo then. eat poopoo want dis sickness uganda uninitiated : [URL]
til empire state building took little year construction complete ( 410 days twelve days ahead schedule ).
til oj simpson's father well-known drag queen sf area died aids 1986.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. one brightest species earth , yet keep small fish tanks :-/ also cut tiny pieces still alive dip sauce. mm. i'm hungry. why? want cook first [URL] faint heart ..
manchester united equalled record draws single premier league season
til judd apatow watched movie" true romance" idea floyd , beloved stoner character played brad pitt , finally leaving apartment getting chased bad guys. idea ended becoming" pineapple express" .
til gary webb , reporter san jose mercury news first broke story cia involvement cocaine trade , found dead with" two gunshot wounds head. " death , 2004 , ruled kill 8 years story came out? impossible blow side face first gunshot taking another shot finish job.
til bill werbeniuk , big drinking canadian snooker player. drank 43 pints lager drinking contest scotsman eddie sinclair. sinclair passed following 42nd pint , werbeniuk reported say" i'm away bar
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death die beating grizzly fistfight i'd regret fuck
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters. german. til kill shelters. too. shelter kill doggos? bc underfunded. either killed , literally looks like concentration camp. got funding , could no-kill shelters. us no-kill shelters.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. liberty dies thunderous applause
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. reminded ted talk one shooter's mother did. however , page crashing now. , reddit thread that? ted tedx? what's difference? ted the" real deal. " tedx brand people use notable quality control issues gets speak.
til 3 banana companies overthrew government honduras. wonder kind republic kind company that. important question , kind clothing would sell you?
til review of" lulu" , collaboration metallica lou reed , chuck klosterman wrote :" red hot chili peppers acoustically covered 12 worst primus songs starbucks , would still ( slightly
til steve jobs took acid , said" taking lsd profound experience , one important things life" would seem there's wide range experiences lsd. since often dark enough thoughts nightmares terrifying , i'd definitely rather risk it. maybe always disappointed bored experience every time tried it. maybe cheap stuff tried handful times life different" retailers. "
til william bradford , governor plymouth colony , year old father died sent live grandfather , died two years later sent live mother , died one year later.
til : 76 % known serial killers 20th century united states.
til - wwi , king albert belgium personally led defense germans , queen served nurse , son enlisted infanty.
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold shit neighborhood 0 % chance working out?
til harvey milk ongoing sexual relationship mentally disturbed 16 - year old boy
til japanese kamikaze pilots allowed return find suitable target. one pilot shot ninth return. wonder ever change mind made break it. much place make break for. americans / british would certainly shoot attempted land somewhere. guess could bail , know given chutes. that's true ditched swam around would've picked up. shot like buffalo. course , i'd assume they'd taken prisoner practical defenders. easy ditch without parachute though? chutes , hard all.
til town florida named frostproof marketing plot claim town would never citrus frost. less two years founding frost killed citrus town.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" really fucking picture , ops fault come reddit find advert. want bars wall [ think it? ] ( [URL] ) im trouble locating large breasted woman. _oo_ / | | /
til three gorges dam china massive slowed rotation earth tl laughing_face r size dam slowed rotation earth , sheer volume water mass shifted dam.
til hitler asked 18 year old figure skater future actress vera ralston" would like skate swastika" , replied" i'd rather skate swastika"
til response a" catastrophic emergency ," united states government suspended replaced single , combined branch" coordinated" president , indefinitely.
til china first country world produce steel preceding europe 100 years failed reach industrial revolution due absence middle class
til michael jackson's estate continues allocate 20 % posthumous earnings various charities , specified will.
bruce willis rejected early script of" die hard vengeance" titled" troubleshooter ," fighting terrorists cruise line. " troubleshooter" later repurposed into" speed 2 : cruise control. "
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. worried purity drugs? visit nearest police station illegal drugs tested - free charge!
til washington generals broke 2495 - game losing streak accidentally beating harlem globetrotters 100-99
til 3 banana companies overthrew government honduras.
til crowned eagle , known bird confirmed viewing humans prey
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. 1. rent plane 2. bless rain clouds fly , turn local downfall holy water 3. secretly baptise everyone 4. ~ ~? ?? ~ ~ collect tithes 5. profit bless rain clouds aafricaa
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. job's belief alternative medicine surprising. one point fruitarian believed fruitarians bo , bathe. iirc ashton kutcher tried replicate diet stop due development pancreatic issues. movie role?
til : samuel morse invented telegraph received letter wife's failing health .. she'd died.
til gary webb , reporter san jose mercury news first broke story cia involvement cocaine trade , found dead with" two gunshot wounds head. " death , 2004 , ruled considering ended aids likely came blood transfusion , idk look either fek looks like poorly executed attempt cover fact got aids extra-conjugal homosexual intercourse. done past , fact distinct possibility. vagina aids , gay aids almost impossible man contract hiv vaginal intercourse.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind. space race byproduct developing icbms .. spacex merely clever front future top time post / r / prorevenge .. " bully school? i'll strand mars prison" .
til caduceus symbol mistakenly used many american medical companies actually associated thievery commerce , true medical symbol similar looking rod asclepius.
til report found , every $ 1 invested us national park service , american public receives $ 4 economic value.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly like high school history stuff , anyway.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. , got hired 15 times. that's positive. find insulting get hired 15 times takes almost year 700 applications get part time job.
til ravens observed calling wolves site dead animals open carcass leave scraps accessible them.
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters. work? wouldnt point overrun? compared many countries far less stray animals germany. apart cats , usually never know whether stray animals running around , never seen wild dog , escaped ones village that's thinking right now. sure * ever * seen stray dog germany.
til height pokmon go , number players tried sneaking highly classified military explosives plant virginia charizard reportedly located inside arsenal. sounds like plot 80 ' sci-fi movie. definitely. imagined guy wandering around dark looking pokmon , accidentally falls pool secret government research chemicals - turning * * pokmon. probably something lot less cute.
til three four longest recorded sniper kills canadians
til jfk prescribed use rocking chair ease back pain , enjoyed much would give rocking chairs gifts friends , family , heads state.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. holy shit , exactly came say. nuke too? implications comment massively scary. mean , many people would willingly stay sub deep underwater cramp / pressurized tube breathing recycled air. bunch dudes age 25 .. shenanigans pretty fucked , understand.
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league least qualified european competition we're capable winning .. enjoy maccabi tel aviv away cunts tel aviv lovely city really. let's hope they're miserable.
til tank designed swiss military bug turning heater could cause main gun fire
til dogs laugh. make laugh-like sounds tickled playing , sounds positive effect puppies hearing them. i've never wanted hear something badly. [ go. ] ( [URL] ) laughing loud f.. cute tho think [ ] ( [URL] ) real example. sounds kind like rhythmic panting.
til frog swallows eggs , gives birth live frogs vomiting stomach
til yreka , california , bakery operated 100 years called yreka bakery , formed palindrome. business closed gallery opened spot , named yrella gallery would also form palindrome. state motto california [ eureka! ] ( [URL] ) worth noting , yreka pronounced. wy-ree-kah.
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold best tools know , wheel barrow full love. cement mixer full hope , cement. " room electricity. much electricity. "" yeah , i'll take 75k please. " that's obscure one , since removed syndication.
til drummer police composed spyro dragon soundtrack
til common" save" icon depiction obsolete external writable storage device called floppy disk.
til british supermarket chain iceland eu-wide trademark name , take legal action icelandic companies use it. icelandic government applied trademark invalidated , far without success.
til that" claw crane" games remotely set a" payout" limit , failure rate , essentially gambling" games" first place. fact , illegal canada except fairs.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. holy shit , exactly came say. nuke too? implications comment massively scary. mean , many people would willingly stay sub deep underwater cramp / pressurized tube breathing recycled air. bunch dudes age 25 .. shenanigans pretty fucked , understand.
til sitting bull touring buffalo bill's wild west show , impressed annie oakley's shooting abilities charmed character gave name" little sure shot" symbolically adopted daughter.
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero.
til humans ' closest relative , bonobos , peaceful female-run society sex used resolve conflict. they" make love , war. "
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. 1. rent plane 2. bless rain clouds fly , turn local downfall holy water 3. secretly baptise everyone 4. ~ ~? ?? ~ ~ collect tithes 5. profit
til mid - 1990s , due stress acting promotion films , jean-claude van damme developed cocaine addiction. spent $ 10,00 week , snorted 10 grams per day 1996.
til gleek. saliva comes stream gland compressed tongue. sometimes referred as" cobra spitting" .
til penn jillette penn teller painted finger nails red joke response mother telling get manicure people would looking hands , always keeps one finger nail painted red memory mother.
til hairy frog known the" wolverine frog" thought intentionally break toe bones force sharp" claws" flesh means defence.
til british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old. oh shit even plausible conspiracy theories bs time. coincidences happen lot. coincidences wow mom
til oj simpson's father well-known drag queen sf area died aids 1986.
til - coca cola launched dasani water uk slogan ' bottled spunk ' & ' can't live without spunk ' ; oblivious uk spunks means semen.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes love song ice fire books like show. however watch episodes. picture ned differently , still sean beans voice read first book. thought ned looking lot younger sean bean. ned 35ish book. joffrey taller rob jon tyrion 1 black eye bron supposed like 23. also , moon door actual door floor.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. everyone wants solve overpopulation problem , want die. both. live kids , even stick 1 kid. 2 kids ( per woman ) still causes population decrease every person able children. [URL]
til the" demon core ' , 6.2 kg subcritical mass plutonium briefly went critical two separate experiments , killing two members manhattan project
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. also remember hearing china big homeless population worried optics shown exposed olympics .. sudden homeless problem.
til prisoners female-only concentration camp ravensbruck purposefully sewed socks thin heels toes german soldier's feet would get sore.
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. still cannot get past fact he's stoke trent. drab , dismal , grey shithole planet .. outside lancashire.
til donald duck loved scandinavian countries sweden make illegal vote political elections. 2005 norway 1/4 total population read donald duck magazine , and" donaldism" became thing. confirm. norwegian. tons comics. teenagers even adults read them. they're cutesy childish traditional disney stuff. fascinating decendents vikings donald duck magazine collectors. us never vikings. norsemen , yes , raiders. anime manga big there? e. g. one punch man , attack titans , dragon ball super
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased.
til yreka , california , bakery operated 100 years called yreka bakery , formed palindrome. business closed gallery opened spot , named yrella gallery would also form palindrome.
til aboriginal canadian version lacrosse , team consisted 100 100 men , played 1600ft 100ft long field lasted sunrise sundown two three days straight. symbolic alternative war.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. raccoon hacked bank america account transferred money checking offshore account cayman islands. raccoon stole 20 dollars? pff. look mr. rich guy $ 20 bank account. pff. look moneybags bank account. pff. lk mnbgs vr hr , wt hs fnc xpnsv vwls.
til word" meme" coined biologist richard dawkins refer ideas spread replicate darwinian fashion
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging i've heard" ~ ~ hung ~ ~ hanged neck dead" many times never thought anything it. cool. cool cool cool. edit : til correct time say hanged referring killing person
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. amazingly , every guns n roses band member appetite destruction still alive. motley too? like f..? none hold candle ozzy. he's actually donating body science dies figure lived drugs alcohol.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank knocking power , messing hermit crabs throwing rocks. otto sounds like hellraiser.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. mother 4 year old 1.5 year old two friends round house , there's enough wine world. send supplies.
til jerry seinfeld dated 17 - year-old girl 39 years old.
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. love milk find funny comment , milk positive comment , bottom thread. know reddit hated milk much.
til that" video killed radio star" best selling record australia 27 years.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " except one suggested civilian able guns. middle ground britain old american west. edit : sith deals absolutes ; c
til people grow cities twice likely develop schizophrenia , even controlling drug use ethnicity.
til australia conducted biological warfare invasive rabbit population , reducing population 600 million 100 million.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes love song ice fire books like show. however watch episodes. picture ned differently , still sean beans voice read first book. thought ned looking lot younger sean bean. ned 35ish book. joffrey taller rob jon tyrion 1 black eye bron supposed like 23. also , moon door actual door floor.
til aeschylus , ancient greek tragedian , supposedly prophesied die falling object , therefore stayed outdoors. killed eagle dropped tortoise , mistaking bald head rock.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death regret bone-itis
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. australia may hundreds unique species poisonous everything , americas mighty raccoon. hail mighty trash panda! ahh , bin chicken! [URL]
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death die beating grizzly fistfight still considered a" fist fight" bear fists? think hand paw combat fits better. edit : get brawl ninja turtle animal cruelty assault? true. guess said fighting grizzly unarmed combat
til armadillos genus dasypus ( ones found us ) give birth four genetically identical young split embryo ; i. e. always identical quadruplets ; known vertebrate animals exhibit this" polyembryony"
til three four longest recorded sniper kills canadians
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us ive never heard life aside british people from? thought common across us.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels. ones prefer former quickly labeled rest turmoil as" kinksters"
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. there's message somewhere promoting someone higher responsibilities based past experience based qualifications. morale story get candidates interviews. want someone slept job either. morale story low. maybe get booze story , might raise morale.
til steve jobs took acid , said" taking lsd profound experience , one important things life"
til michael jackson's estate continues allocate 20 % posthumous earnings various charities , specified will.
til : jeff daniels got paid $ 50,00 role dumb dumber , jim carrey got paid $ 7mil.
til australia conducted biological warfare invasive rabbit population , reducing population 600 million 100 million.
til 1851 , measuring tools precision one millionth inch.
til fat duck , michellin three-star restaurant england , employs forty-two chefs. one customer.
til queen elizabeth ii trained mechanic. learned skills wwii ( 1945 ) part auxiliary territorial service.
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. would raw eggs make voice rough? raw eggs would line throat could gargling harsh sounds without damaging vocal chords hurting throat. it'd like thick milkshake attempting extreme metal vocals. mean , i'd probably rather milkshake. healthy metal vocals. vegan black metal , kvlt right now.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. something something getting nailed seamen loose hips sink ships. would still stick with" loose lips" , different set. seaman guzzler! report! seaman staines? !? ! anybody!
til : nixon sent champagne note saying" justice ultimately prevails" mark felt pardoned reagan. 30 years later , revealed mark felt was" deep throat" helped bring watergate cover-up light.
til penn jillette penn teller painted finger nails red joke response mother telling get manicure people would looking hands , always keeps one finger nail painted red memory mother. he's cool dude celebrity speaks anti-vaccine nonsense alright book. see feel like. people want abortions people want vaccines. what's difference?
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time * know of.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. yeah , kids fine. teenagers hand ..
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out.
til coelacanths thought extinct since cretaceous period , yet discovered alive 1938
til : today's average teenagers know vastly milky way galaxies professional astronomers 100 years ago. reason average teenager seen naked people adult 100 years ago. 100 + years ago , naked people adults seen parents , siblings [ cousins ] ( [URL] )
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. relaxed drank fifth vodka every day sorry fifth? american always wondered. google maybe people know too. edit : thanks everyone , know international standard alcohol volumes ever thought would. fifth gallon. 75 cl. context people use cl instead l ml? never really see uk , rest europe see instead millilitres volumes drinks lot , 33cl 50cl opposed 330ml 500ml
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us ive never heard life aside british people from? thought common across us.
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. wow amazing work dairy lobby dairy industry done impressive things years. food pyramid designed specifically encourage milk cheese consumption help struggling dairy farmers.
til 27 ad wooden amphitheater collapsed ancient town fidenae resulted death 200-500 spectators. roman senate responded raising building standards banishing creator theater , atilius.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. " boris yeltsin first words you. s. president clinton upon meeting 1995 , think o. j. it? " guy like relaxed uncle. relaxed drank fifth vodka every day sorry fifth? american always wondered. google maybe people know too. edit : thanks everyone , know international standard alcohol volumes ever thought would. fifth gallon. 750 ml bottle. tend drink america. guys use liters , 750 ml bottle tend drink well.
til honey bees ejaculate forcefully penises explode. kills honey bee.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen
til siege , mongols catapulted corpses infected plague city walls infect inhabitants.
.. throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank surroundings. imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " " nested simulations would taxing systems. we'll make physically impossible. "" how? "" i'm sure , we'll make something like speed light. " " let's make sure control passage time. problem solved. "
til battle spotsylvania general sedgwick , saw men ducking cover exclaimed" dodging like this? hit elephant distance. " last words shot killed right finished sentence
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold best tools know , wheel barrow full love. cement mixer full hope , cement. " room electricity. much electricity. "" yeah , i'll take 75k please. " that's obscure one , since removed syndication.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. til $ 14 million budget , major hollywood actors , major hollywood filmmaker , film company owned comcast , qualify independent filmmaking. edit. great. top comment snide remark. rip previous also think sp came gay cowboy idea. also recall pudding eating. guess know lingo then.
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches wait cockroaches bite? ?? worry , sleeping inside mouth. inside ear since can't turn around inside ear canal , burrow deeper brain.
til genghis khan tengrist , religiously tolerant interested learning philosophical moral lessons religions. consulted buddhist monks , muslims , christian missionaries , taoist monk qiu chuji. discriminate , would wipe entire populations regardless religious affiliation.
til author goodnight moon ( margaret wise brown ) died 42 showing doctor healthy feeling. kicked leg , dislodging blood clot travelled heart killed her.
til actors played brother sister on" dexter" began dating , fell love , got engaged , got married , got divorced , continuing play brother sister tv.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. dolphin without hands? dolphin penises prehensile. like tentacles. take moment think that. til i'm never swimming ocean again. i'm going go swimming ocean right ( )
til rodney mullen considered the" godfather" modern street skating. he's credited inventing 37 tricks including flatground ollie , kickflip , heelflip , 360 flip.
til male chicks born egg farms , considered useless. thus , disposed , grinding alive.
til vietnam war 30,00 american draft dodgers fled canada , number canadians volunteered fight
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. island women , defeating english navy power pussy. well , english disease ( regular venereal ) went kill 9/10 tahiti population.
til johnny carson joked tonight show nonexistent toilet paper shortage led eventual panic buying leaving store shelves empty causing real shortage lasted weeks
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. til anti-vaxers trying save economy. .. surprising revelation
til sitting bull touring buffalo bill's wild west show , impressed annie oakley's shooting abilities charmed character gave name" little sure shot" symbolically adopted daughter. sounds suspiciously like something a" wild west show" promoter would come with. welcome like 85 percent us history " greatest country world" . founded genocide slavery. yup , checks out. countries participated genocide. difficult name country history participated genocide one way another.
20 goals , lionel messi time top scorer conmebol world cup qualifiers , passing hernn crespo luis surez
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. legitimately 1984 stuff right there.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. everyone wants solve overpopulation problem , want die. both. live kids , even stick 1 kid. that's china's trying achieve since 70s establishing one-child law. 2014 ( give take 2 years , bad memory ) changed 2 kids max. source : chinese always two-child law? would keep population constant , it? large parts population excempt law.
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax soon known as" retail credit agency" following congressional testimony. < two weeks later > okay , calling ourselves" credit mcchecky clown penis" literally name left. let's hope nothing goes wrong time. could always washington redskins credit agency rename trump credit agency. way , matter happens least 1/3 rd country believe anything bad lie.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. [ chart elon's life ] ( [URL] )
til 1959 , you. s. postal service successfully shipped mail using cruise missile , delivering cargo new jersey florida 22 minutes
til president jimmy carter placed peanut farm blind trust elected president. term ended , found badly mismanaged $ 1 million debt.
til : vicodin six times potent codeine , hence name vi ( roman numeran six ) - codin
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold even huge fan simpsons , would taken money. fun look unrealistic cartoon everybody everything yellow pink ridiculous looking. real life , much. also , moving middle nowhere nevada? thanks , 75 grand please. like 15 minutes strip las vegas. exactly middle nowhere. like las vegas , got nice desert look at. dunno really know place buy house like 75k
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. * soup meal. soup sandwich - - that's meal! , fucking not. anything , white person meal. mexico actually consider meals events spend time families , something eat breakroom white company work
til : 76 % known serial killers 20th century united states. key word is" known" countries catch acknowledge serial killers. russia bragged usa serial killers. truth never coordinated police force tie crimes together.
til dave chappelle offered role bubba forrest gump turned thought movie would unsuccessful.
til da vinci devoted vegetarian , nearly-unheard practice time. love animals would often purchase caged birds release them.
til 2001 , united states ' military airdropped 2.4 million pop-tarts afghanistan us invasion.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes tbf helicopters scary fuck.
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged jules verne treasury kid , illustrations always blew away. think they're woodcuts? [URL]
til eunus , slave-magician joked stage planned overthrow roman rule become king sicily. led huge slave uprising , kept promises spare lives left tips.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. reminded ted talk one shooter's mother did. however , page crashing now. , reddit thread that? ted tedx? what's difference?
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out.
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" really fucking picture , ops fault come reddit find advert. want bars wall [ think it? ] ( [URL] )
til of" gish gallop" , fallacious debate tactic drowning opponent flood individually-weak arguments , opponent cannot possibly answer every falsehood real time. named after" duane gish" , prominent member creationist
til thomas jefferson kept shetland sheep white house. attacked several people , killed small boy , eventually called" abominable animal" .
til actor martin sheen arrested total 66 times protesting acts civil disobedience - recently 2007 trespassing nevada nuclear test facility. imagine could president like character west wing .. american politics much closer house cards moment west wing read dc insiders find veep realistic portrayal jobs.
til australia conducted biological warfare invasive rabbit population , reducing population 600 million 100 million.
til tree legally owns surrounding land land inherited offspring ," son tree owns itself"
til table beer served belgian schools 1980s. proposed re-introduce low alcohol beer ( < 1.5 % abv ) schools healthier alternative softdrinks.
til enough water lake superior flood entire landmasses north south america depth 1 foot. contains 3 quadrillion gallons fresh water.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. mother 4 year old 1.5 year old two friends round house , there's enough wine world. send supplies. kids , 1.5 year olds really friends? old enough age understand friendship?
til 19th early 20th century roughly 1/3 rd norway's populations immigrated united states.
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters. german. til kill shelters. too. shelter kill doggos? bc underfunded. either killed , literally looks like concentration camp. got funding , could no-kill shelters. us no-kill shelters.
vinyl fact #672 - peter gabriel wanted close his" so" album with" eyes" due heavy bass line subsequent inner groove distortion.
til east st. louis higher murder rate honduras , country highest murder rate world
til reindeer one mammals see uv light , allowing see lichen , polar bears snow , urine trails also helps guide santa's sleigh christmas eve! need bitch ass rudolph.
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax ha , sallie mae thing reason. think know , navient. * ahem * xfiniti cough * spectrum * cough yeah really suck cox. spectrum , pay $ 55 / mo 250/25 bandwidth caps. pretty much everyone talk worse speeds higher price.
til actor martin sheen arrested total 66 times protesting acts civil disobedience - recently 2007 trespassing nevada nuclear test facility. imagine could president like character west wing .. american politics much closer house cards moment west wing read dc insiders find veep realistic portrayal jobs.
til yreka , california , bakery operated 100 years called yreka bakery , formed palindrome. business closed gallery opened spot , named yrella gallery would also form palindrome.
til since speak much english , first english speaking role , antonio banderas learn lines phonetically
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. sailors , much like prisoners , historically relations members sex crew due lack women. possible? turn gay there's women around? , don't" turn gay" . cums point though warm hole warm hole. edit : there's nothing gay exploring! i'm done puns yeah nothing gay it. two straight dudes butt sex. mean think , gayest thing world sex woman. soft frilly smell like flowers. that's straight queer. fucking dude? muscles sweat , manly thing do.
til anyone sworn statewide county office judgeship kentucky must declare oath participated , acted second otherwise assisted duel.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. actually worked called alternative medicine. would called medicine.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank knocking power , messing hermit crabs throwing rocks. otto sounds like hellraiser.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us americans say" got lot spunk kid" . said you. k would arrested. maybe 1940s .. gal's got moxie! look well takes spunk!
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero. rip. passed away yesterday.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " [ removed ] use 2nd keep rest. fucks someone gun? edit : rest amendments. civil rest. people tanks bombs missiles drones? gun nuts think government views glock kind threat?
til british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old. 1200 years old , here's [ king edward hammered silver penny ] ( [URL] ) , clocking least 710 years old. obverse : edw r angl dns hyb edward king
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind. space race byproduct developing icbms .. spacex merely clever front future top time post / r / prorevenge ..
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging * her" resurrection" also extent seen divine intervention , allowed go free. later life referred as" half-hangit maggie" *" well , tried. " i'm surprised assume witchcraft burn stake. historically failed executions considered act god ( divine intervention ) many common law jurisdictions. condemned released afterwards considered gods live. execute anyone then? god's surely he'd give pox.
til sources say kim il-sung , founder north korea , could actually impostor , might stolen name resistance leader died
til jerry seinfeld dated 17 - year-old girl 39 years old.
til france illegal deny holocaust happened.
til australian funnel web spiders accidentally toxic given fact venom appears fairly harmless many animals except primates primates native australia.
til darth vader father luke skywalker real name anakin skywalker
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. one eyy .. guy fucks horses ever hear anything ginger boots fucking ostritch?
til two time medal honor recipient major general smedley butler wrote :" spent time high class muscle man big business , wall street bankers. short , racketeer , gangster capitalism.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets.
til pepsi's progressive president 1940s led marketing campaign put african americans positive light , cornering untapped market taking advantage coca-cola's hesitance hire black workers.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. nothing .. mormons baptize die! baptize people listed phone book. grandmother use baptize neighborhood kids / babies kitchen sink watching summer. catholic want babies going purgatory / hell. grew catholic .. non-clergy even baptisms? sounds weird. absence priest laymen perform baptisms roman catholicism.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes method acting. helicopters middle earth. really got character. lot work die 1st movie trilogy. people love kill sean bean .. like , thing. great good job sad often happens early stories acting skills squandered , time screen sure fucking great job
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. hence term" irony" * another made fact brought reddit * get made-up facts r / politics!
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. wonder got pizza know gorbachev got pizza hut wow .. [URL] pizza hut gorbachev tv spot commercial : 60 international version"
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging always wondered , thought hanged , probably sentenced death , the" dead" part implied , since put death. guess good loophole end , though!
til death steve irwin , speculated series revenge killings , least ten stingrays found dead mutilated coast queensland strangest case misplaced rage i've ever seen.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. gotta make sexy eat. hips nips. make sexy! gonna get higher ^ ^ ^ higher edit : humble post pushed 20,00 karma threshold three * whole years * lame posts. thank , taking higher ^ ^ ^ higher [ guys mind pcp? ] ( [URL] )
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. , got hired 15 times. that's positive. i'm met multiple women exactly like that. get hired drop hat garbage employees.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. fuck? took words right mouth. can't think many situations parents guilty children's actions , certainly one them.
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. dairy industry done impressive things years. food pyramid designed specifically encourage milk cheese consumption help struggling dairy farmers. wait. telling nutritional information .. official nutritional information government uses strictly scientifical? oh honey goes top triangle. bee lobby really powerful.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " gene hackman asked starred superman said" give 2 million reasons why" particularly great reasons , taken together , become impossible refuse. wait minute , superman good though! ! f..! !! ?? superman iv however i've never heard this" superman iv" .. low budget movie terrible plot bad acting? / almost sarcasm try pretend idea never came like idea nicholas cage considered superman role. i've honestly never seen old superman series. what's bad iv?
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. evaded secret service managed make whitehouse grounds whilst underwear. someone shat brick night. either none whitehouse security team balls man handle russian premier back indoors , yeltsin drunk af embarrassing russia problem , choke holding head state diplomatic incident would also diplomatic incident , though , someone managed harm yeltsin state , part result sufficient protection around time.
til - coca cola launched dasani water uk slogan ' bottled spunk ' & ' can't live without spunk ' ; oblivious uk spunks means semen.
til 1983 , caddies masters tournament black. due clubs tradition.
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers.
til three gorges dam china massive slowed rotation earth tl laughing_face r size dam slowed rotation earth , sheer volume water mass shifted dam.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. everyone wants solve overpopulation problem , want die. both. live kids , even stick 1 kid. 2 kids ( per woman ) still causes population decrease every person able children. [URL]
til communism killed people regime type. killed holocaust japanese war crimes combined. colonialist capitalism even come close.
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. say find job love , never work day life. little tougher happen love smoking drinking whiskey , done. forget swallowing raw eggs. would raw eggs make voice rough? raw eggs would line throat could gargling harsh sounds without damaging vocal chords hurting throat. it'd like thick milkshake attempting extreme metal vocals.
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time right , necessarily mean they're capable communicating location distance breeding grounds members species - something ants , bees , ravens humans do. dolphins? whales matter. octopus friend avocado?
til day crew battleship uss texas intentionally flooded torpedo tube order cause 2 degree list , giving main guns enough extra elevation boost range & hit target mainland. eli 5 easier move closer? also reminds [ old reddit post ] ( [URL] ) short answer : draft. texas , loaded max 9m ship underwater. closer , ship would run aground. thank , going say would guess keep range shore based battery. could've tipped land elevate ground cannons case
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. "
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. everyone wants solve overpopulation problem , want die.
til aztecs made swords embedded prismatic obsidian blades far sharper even high quality present day steel razor blades.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. australia may hundreds unique species poisonous everything , americas mighty raccoon. hail mighty trash panda! ahh , bin chicken! [URL]
til terry kath band chigaco's last words were" worry .. look , clip even it" - putting pistol temple pulling trigger.
til penn jillette penn teller painted finger nails red joke response mother telling get manicure people would looking hands , always keeps one finger nail painted red memory mother.
til wwii general george patton believed reincarnated ancient roman soldier , also thought served napoleon.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging fishwife hanged murdering illegitimate infant shortly birth. well blame then. gave birth ungodly human / fish chimera would expect do? kill get's big. mean , makes sense me.
til singer peanut butter jelly time passed away eleven-hour standoff police even snoop dogg brother-in-law tried convince surrender. almost sounds like title r / subredditsimulator curious : [ subreddit simulator ] ( [URL] )
til medal honor recipient thomas baker asked left behind japanese counter attack saipan due wounded. asked 1 pistol 8 bullets. returning us army found corpse 8 dead japanese. asked bullets. could war right he'd enough. always ask infinite wishes. noob 8.00 k / d? noob numbers.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen [ knew ] ( [URL] ) edit : seriously , [ knew ] ( [URL] ).
til every part dandelion edible. leaves buds eaten greens , flowers made wine , roots roasted ground make" coffee. "
til donald duck loved scandinavian countries sweden make illegal vote political elections. 2005 norway 1/4 total population read donald duck magazine , and" donaldism" became thing. confirm. norwegian. tons comics. teenagers even adults read them. they're cutesy childish traditional disney stuff. fascinating decendents vikings donald duck magazine collectors. us never vikings. norsemen , yes , raiders. anime manga big there? e. g. one punch man , attack titans , dragon ball super
til da vinci devoted vegetarian , nearly-unheard practice time. love animals would often purchase caged birds release them.
til international data code switzerland ch , stands confoederatio helvetica , latin name country. switzerland chose code avoid favouring four official languages.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us
til slipknot's third album contains almost zero profanity response critics said vocalist corey taylor relied swearing lyrics
til great famine ireland caused many deaths , ireland's population still recovered ( even 150 years )
til indiana jones changed image archaeology. ' raiders lost ark ' ( 1981 ) , people imagined archaeologist weak , older person needs rescuing. stereotype male ivy league professor /
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death regret bone-itis
til response a" catastrophic emergency ," united states government suspended replaced single , combined branch" coordinated" president , indefinitely.
til enough water lake superior flood entire landmasses north south america depth 1 foot. contains 3 quadrillion gallons fresh water. leave response comments able see across great lakes. [URL] lake michigan grand , mi
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. something something getting nailed seamen loose hips sink ships. would still stick with" loose lips" , different set.
til columbus , ohio larger population cincinnati cleveland combined yet nfl , nba mlb teams. cleveland cincinnati 5
til ryan gosling watching" rambo" took knives school threw children.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. worried purity drugs? visit nearest police station illegal drugs tested - free charge! i'm pick free boat
til : 76 % known serial killers 20th century united states. key word is" known" countries catch acknowledge serial killers. russia bragged usa serial killers. truth never coordinated police force tie crimes together. mean usa # 1 catching known serial killers too?
til lyrics elton john's ' rocket man ' meant taken literally mars bound astronaut leaving family job.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. i'm going go swimming ocean right ( ) i'm going seafood store. live eels? focused dolphin penis nature showing us slime eels great jerking off? [URL]
til review of" lulu" , collaboration metallica lou reed , chuck klosterman wrote :" red hot chili peppers acoustically covered 12 worst primus songs starbucks , would still ( slightly
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " [ removed ] want sad_face want smile mean .. wish could get along like used middle school .. wish could bake cake filled rainbows smiles everyone would eat happy ..
til japanese kamikaze pilots allowed return find suitable target. one pilot shot ninth return. * shrugs *" odds , amarite? " * shot dead *
til 1986 , beer drinking goat elected mayor small town texas , usa
.. aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank surroundings. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " " nested simulations would taxing systems. we'll make physically impossible. "" how? "" i'm sure , we'll make something like speed light. " speed light clock speed cpu runs universe. quantum entaglement software's compression algorthm work. expansion universe done via server upgrades. sleep resource management
vinyl fact #672 - peter gabriel wanted close his" so" album with" eyes" due heavy bass line subsequent inner groove distortion.
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. everyone freaking : seal extinct. fact well listed as" least concern" - - furthest category from" extinct" . uneducated , furthest category extinct still extinction spectrum , every animal fit spectrum. like category field mice? edit : thanks answers guys!
til emperor caracalla visited alexandria , greeted satires insults. responded massacring city's citizens pillaging afterwards.
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged league ~ ~ light ~ ~ little 5.5 km. 20,00 would 110,00 km. earth measures 12,750 km across equator. go 20,00 leagues deep , would end 17.6 thousand leagues space. yeah always confused me. never seemed obvious distance travelled depth. depth fathoms , no?
til colonel david stirling , founder sas , personally strangled 41 men.
til kyoto , former capital japan , means" capital city" tokyo means" eastern capital" related amsterdam means dam amstel ( river ) related budapest means buda pest names two cities joined create budapest. related rome called rome romans lived there. rome called rome wolf-baby killed brother can't really blame , though. imagine city called reme? it'd completely ridiculous.
til eunus , slave-magician joked stage planned overthrow roman rule become king sicily. led huge slave uprising , kept promises spare lives left tips.
til north korean spies stationed abroad receive training shop supermarkets , use credit cards visit clubs , amenities commonplace north korea.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. promising career killed track 1971. buried flag record mexican national anthem. well plan least. record badly scratched replaced new copy mexican hat dance.
til yreka , california , bakery operated 100 years called yreka bakery , formed palindrome. business closed gallery opened spot , named yrella gallery would also form palindrome. cool see hometown reddit! glad know forgotten smirk_face
til movie , - 571 , states americans responsible capturing first enigma machine. truth first enigma machine captured british , 7 months americans entered war. tony blair ridiculed movie prime minister's questions. bill clinton dismissed movie work fiction. americans never captured single enigma machine. 2 canadians , 13 british. watch hollywood films expect see us calvary ti rescue. fact russian blood us factories war.
til term checkmate , according barnhart etymological dictionary , alteration persian phrase" shh mt" ( ) means , literally ," king helpless" word ( mta ) still exists pashto , means destroyed. matar spanish means kill.
til medal honor recipient thomas baker asked left behind japanese counter attack saipan due wounded. asked 1 pistol 8 bullets. returning us army found corpse 8 dead japanese. asked bullets. plot twist : may * asked * eight bullets , received * three * bullets low ammo. killed three people two bullets , two people one bullet?
.. cocaine addiction hidden family eight years. claims kept addiction well-hidden eventually ," .. books [ started ] show while. ' misery ' book cocaine. annie wilkes cocaine. number-one fan. take adderall every day reason , reason relationships feel * stronger * well. couple days , adderall makes antisocial point want tell everyone know fuck take even adderall smoke bongs day alone. adderall weed nice , end smoking soo much i'm adderall. want try adderall stuff listen people. adderall type drug meth , quite strong. easy become addicted hard body leads insomnia rough" come down" high.
bruce willis rejected early script of" die hard vengeance" titled" troubleshooter ," fighting terrorists cruise line. " troubleshooter" later repurposed into" speed 2 : cruise control. "
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. hell * * can't remember solution tasks three years. barely remember password internet webpages. google ask want remember password wait see password entered right one. legitimately changed password twice one day i'm bad remembering them.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. 1. rent plane 2. bless rain clouds fly , turn local downfall holy water 3. secretly baptise everyone 4. ~ ~? ?? ~ ~ collect tithes 5. profit
til hydrogen peroxide , commonly used treat wounds , cause scarring inhibit wound healing.
til vanessa carlton wrote riff for" thousand miles" 1998. upon hearing mother told her" vanessa , that's hit song. "
til woman started mothers day usa wished never started day commercialism behind got control
til word" meme" coined biologist richard dawkins refer ideas spread replicate darwinian fashion
til sandra bullock speaks fluent german , raised germany austria 12 years father worked you. s. army europe.
til genghis khan tengrist , religiously tolerant interested learning philosophical moral lessons religions. consulted buddhist monks , muslims , christian missionaries , taoist monk qiu chuji. discriminate , would wipe entire populations regardless religious affiliation. progressive funny many modern world history texts starting think way. many ways , mongol empire ushered modernity , including fostering global trade. infuriating. empathy absolutely required properly understand history , modern historians routinely demonstrate lack empathy genghis khan's victims. seen nothing , 100 years speak great hitler was.
til o. j. simpson's 1995 verdict announcement murder , long-distance calls declined 58 % , trading new york stock exchange decreased 41 % , water usage decreased , estimated $
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging fishwife hanged murdering illegitimate infant shortly birth. long long ago , especially evidenced roman empire , infanticide often even considered crime baby six months old. guess lived wrong era. [URL]
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. * soup meal.
til gary webb , reporter san jose mercury news first broke story cia involvement cocaine trade , found dead with" two gunshot wounds head. " death , 2004 , ruled considering ended aids likely came blood transfusion , idk look either fek looks like poorly executed attempt cover fact got aids extra-conjugal homosexual intercourse. done past , fact distinct possibility. vagina aids , gay aids almost impossible man contract hiv vaginal intercourse.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels. ones prefer former quickly labeled rest turmoil as" kinksters"
til medal honor recipient thomas baker asked left behind japanese counter attack saipan due wounded. asked 1 pistol 8 bullets. returning us army found corpse 8 dead japanese. asked bullets.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. father 4 , 1 16 year old girl ; confirm kids best hit teens , blow half shared data plan 8 days think know every fucking thing. edit : data oh god feel pain brother. 17 19 wrote many time day hear" understand" i'd need nasas budget count all.
til johnny carson joked tonight show nonexistent toilet paper shortage led eventual panic buying leaving store shelves empty causing real shortage lasted weeks
til lyrics elton john's ' rocket man ' meant taken literally mars bound astronaut leaving family job.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. raccoon hacked bank america account transferred money checking offshore account cayman islands. raccoon stole 20 dollars?
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years.
til grizzly bears feared respected native americans hunting required company 4 10 warriors done preparation ceremoniality intertribal warfare. * * til 2008 sleuth 30 bears besieged platinum mining compound olyotorsky district northern kamchatka. two guards killed prevented workers leaving homes * * article! oh god , they're organizing.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. episode 30 rock , character pete hornberger never overachieves avoid getting promoted head. pete underrated character. cared juust enough much. girlfriend recently mentioned watching 30 rock again. pay attention pete thoroughly convinced glue holds show together. one favorite parts 30 rock pete gets jack agree give per diem gas , situation , jack agree. " yes! hornberger! "
til the" demon core ' , 6.2 kg subcritical mass plutonium briefly went critical two separate experiments , killing two members manhattan project
til bridget loves bernie , highest rated tv show ever canceled one season. cbs show creators forced cancel show receiving death threats jews , angered show featured catholic marrying jew.
til aboriginal canadian version lacrosse , team consisted 100 100 men , played 1600ft 100ft long field lasted sunrise sundown two three days straight. symbolic alternative war.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes method acting. helicopters middle earth. really got character. lot work die 1st movie trilogy. watch extended. watching brormir faramir actually act together amazing makes miss boromir instead despising trying take ring can't hate boromir wanting take ring .. ring evil , manipulative little shit
til jupiter's center gravity sun outside sun's surface. technically , mutual orbit around , around point extremely close sun.
til response a" catastrophic emergency ," united states government suspended replaced single , combined branch" coordinated" president , indefinitely. i'm flashbacks star wars prequels
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time right , necessarily mean they're capable communicating location distance breeding grounds members species - something ants , bees , ravens humans do. dolphins? whales matter. octopus friend avocado?
til schmidt jack nicholson 2003 golden globe award best performance actor motion picture drama. upon accepting award , nicholson quipped :" i'm little surprised. thought made comedy. "
til international data code switzerland ch , stands confoederatio helvetica , latin name country. switzerland chose code avoid favouring four official languages.
til david hahn , 17 years old attempted build nuclear reactor backyard , one point emitting 100 times normal background radiation.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. actually worked called alternative medicine. would called medicine. laughing loud , one good friends rant likes there's thing short cut giving directions. " faster easier route , ' way '"
naked crackhead slaps houston cop , predictable results ensue. handled high level professionalism.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. everything ive ever heard dolphins ' sexuality deeply disturbing. animal who's sex life freaks more. like seriously dolphins stahpp ever read penguins , then. ducks.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " he's like actor take every script he's given yet remains highly respected still offered great roles. nic cage started ( he's oscar winner ) destroyed career. nic cage already peaked con air face / off. cannot top performances matter are. enjoyed matchstick men loathe nic cage , weatherman amazing movie.
til nasa pilots routinely intercepted defeated you. s. navy phantom iis mock dogfights , complaints navy put end harassment.
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. amazingly , every guns n roses band member appetite destruction still alive. motley too? like f..? none hold candle ozzy. he's actually donating body science dies figure lived drugs alcohol. prince darkness , whatever want.
naked crackhead slaps houston cop , predictable results ensue. handled high level professionalism.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes method acting. helicopters middle earth. really got character. lot work die 1st movie trilogy. people love kill sean bean .. like , thing.
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections.
til hairy frog known the" wolverine frog" thought intentionally break toe bones force sharp" claws" flesh means defence.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. 1. rent plane 2. bless rain clouds fly , turn local downfall holy water 3. secretly baptise everyone 4. ~ ~? ?? ~ ~ collect tithes 5. profit get priests sanctify local water supply acround world. baptise everyone every time shower. nope , priests bless 1 birdbath full water time source : holly bibble
til soldiers you. s. military psychological warfare department ( psyops ) used loudspeakers tempt enemy fighters afghanistan battles win calling , lady men cowardly dogs.
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con fucked fight someone off. even read article? three sentences. someone else assaulted stepped help.
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity. man 86 years old? even botox limits.
til america's first female mayor elected 1887. group men nominated joke , 60 percent vote.
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches wait cockroaches bite? ?? worry , sleeping inside mouth. inside ear
til donald duck loved scandinavian countries sweden make illegal vote political elections. 2005 norway 1/4 total population read donald duck magazine , and" donaldism" became thing.
til darko milicic , drafted 2nd overall 2003 nba draft ( carmelo anthony , dwyane wade chris bosh ) currently apple farmer serbia.
til british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old. feel like i'm taking crazy pills. op , coin showing front back. person verifying authenticity display front back plastic protective container? saw coin? like separating oreo cookie? oh , haha , no. held place [ plastic container called a" slab" ] ( [URL] ) coin collecting community. ok. i'm going od crazy pills here. slab holds coin. front ( heads ) separated back ( tails )? shown slab. two separate coins , sawn two? looks like op's picture edited show sides label without full slab. thanks.
til vanessa carlton wrote riff for" thousand miles" 1998. upon hearing mother told her" vanessa , that's hit song. "
til : today's average teenagers know vastly milky way galaxies professional astronomers 100 years ago.
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con really got role , good her! dunno , really catwoman play sexually-charged game basketball children watching? loop one , what's context? edit : oh god [ apologize put through. ] ( [URL] )
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging r / accidentalpun that's great sub , thanks roping in! loop. puns tight! ! #do get it? noose tight. still get it.
til day crew battleship uss texas intentionally flooded torpedo tube order cause 2 degree list , giving main guns enough extra elevation boost range & hit target mainland. " dude i'm telling , flood torpedo blister send one super far! it'll gnarly" afterward" laughing loud rekt" good game
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. .. realized like dogs alive 9/11 probably dead .. =[
til beanie babies , height popularity , accounted 10 % ebay traffic collectors insured purchases thousands dollars.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly like high school history stuff , anyway. covered either ap euro world , american semi confidently say particular event really talked american high school.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen [ knew ] ( [URL] ) edit : seriously , [ knew ] ( [URL] ).
til : vicodin six times potent codeine , hence name vi ( roman numeran six ) - codin
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. actual source wiki link book ' silk roads ' peter frankopan.
til luxembourg liberated nazism 1944 , returning government impressed regulations laws concerning tax employment nazis made , decided simply keep them.
til richard shot crossbow , died summoned boy , assumed he'd executed. instead , forgave boy sent away 100 shillings. richard died , boy hanged.
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con person attacked another congoer , adrianne stepped up. congoer? one congo? think related con. specifically congo-con person cosplaying amy. congogoer
til scrappy-doo , widely considered one hated characters fiction , appeared animated scooby-doo production since 1988 due audience backlash.
til offered role hannibal lecter , anthony hopkins quit hollywood go back england , feeling rest mediocre career would spent stage and" respectable bbc work. "
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til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. hell * * can't remember solution tasks three years. barely remember password internet webpages. google ask want remember password wait see password entered right one.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. kind genius really evil - let people dissenters come , give secret police holiday. hope kind trick works though. mao 60 years ago. , , work once. means works per generation people , no? study history doomed repeat - micheal scott
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. masturbation animals ( using objects ; case dolphins use sand , use tortoise etc ) common may thing. done immediately copulation might also help reduce risk sexually transmitted diseases.
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. dunno , think shortened anglo-swiss condensed milk company. roles tongue , know. anglo milk sounds dirty contrary superior purest white milk buy , produced master race anglo aryan mountain cows. [ disturbingly relevant ] ( [URL] )
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. evaded secret service managed make whitehouse grounds whilst underwear. someone shat brick night. either none whitehouse security team balls man handle russian premier back indoors , yeltsin drunk af embarrassing russia problem , choke holding head state diplomatic incident would also diplomatic incident , though , someone managed harm yeltsin state , part result sufficient protection around time.
til : nixon sent champagne note saying" justice ultimately prevails" mark felt pardoned reagan. 30 years later , revealed mark felt was" deep throat" helped bring watergate cover-up light. good ol ' days government held accountable actions edit : probably put / end this. think sarcasm came across. remember spying without warrant something concerned about? remember americans condemned torture barbaric shameful? 24 told ends justify means fine. [ jack bauer also told shoving bath towel someones throat remove stomach pulled out. ] ( [URL] )
niki lauda makes 1,200 , 00 year monetising forehead.
til : 76 % known serial killers 20th century united states. key word is" known" countries catch acknowledge serial killers. russia bragged usa serial killers. truth never coordinated police force tie crimes together.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. overdue another #purge! people could wrap stop shitting many kids cause they're bored.
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters. work? wouldnt point overrun? think allowed run part law question. , think meant dogs. dogs allowed drive germany.
til sitting bull touring buffalo bill's wild west show , impressed annie oakley's shooting abilities charmed character gave name" little sure shot" symbolically adopted daughter. sounds suspiciously like something a" wild west show" promoter would come with. welcome like 85 percent us history " greatest country world" . founded genocide slavery. yup , checks out. countries participated genocide. difficult name country history participated genocide one way another.
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold best tools know , wheel barrow full love. cement mixer full hope , cement. " room electricity. much electricity. "" yeah , i'll take 75k please. " that's obscure one , since removed syndication.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. i'm christian , bible got absolutely right said ," love money root evil. " well , actually says" root kinds evil. " translation holding as" correct? " sell translation says love money totally fine. guy translates
til nirvana's cover david bowie's" man sold world" 1993 mtv unplugged album revitalized people's interest bowie also leading younger listeners think covering nirvana , much annoyance.
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " surreal would see ai inside simulation begin talk simulation?
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. oh , sorry , thought america
til carrots actually help people see dark. myth propaganda used royal air force explain pilots improved success night air battles , actually used disguise advances radar technology.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " particularly great reasons , taken together , become impossible refuse. wait minute , superman good though! ! f..! !! ?? superman iv however i've never heard this" superman iv" .. low budget movie terrible plot bad acting? / almost sarcasm try pretend idea never came like idea nicholas cage considered superman role. budget superman n64 believe remember grandparents buying [ game ] ( [URL] ) excited end week threw fucking trash
til russell crowe contacted fbi al qaeda wanting kidnap take" iconographic americans picture sort cultural destabilisation plan. " russel crowe american though. he's originally new zealand.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. *
.." , guitarist angus young said" need play [ album ] backwards , never hid [ messages ]. we'd call album highway hell , right front them. " favorite angus quote :" people saying acdc released album 8 times. say them? "" that's bullshit! we've released album 9 times" enjoy quote gets repeated ever increasing numbers switched .. ya , original quote was" people saying ac / dc released album 9 times , say them? " that's bullshit released album 10 times" laughing loud. google quote .. > i'm sick tired people saying put 11 albums sound exactly same. fact , we've put 12 albums sound exactly same. i'm sorry , [ here's actually video clip saying ] ( [URL] )
til luxembourg liberated nazism 1944 , returning government impressed regulations laws concerning tax employment nazis made , decided simply keep them.
til classic pc game" baldur's gate" developed , alongside engine , 18 months team 60 people never worked video game before. masterpiece game. graphics detailed time period. storyline engrossing. tell put lots research hard work making game. set standard type rpg's awhile. rereleased baldur gate updated graphics would spend much money.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. everyone wants solve overpopulation problem , want die.
til day crew battleship uss texas intentionally flooded torpedo tube order cause 2 degree list , giving main guns enough extra elevation boost range & hit target mainland. wwii-era russian tanks often said happiest tanks world? barely gun depression laughing_face [ meanwhile america ] ( [URL] ) ( i'm like 50 % sure go little lower )
til greek origin word" idiot" used mean someone participate politics public affairs
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind. " prius silent 5 mph , really deserves win"
til italy installation bidet bathroom mandatory since 1975
til 4 us states completely banned billboards til 4 states banned them. taking rest guys long? we're resource-rich tourist destinations
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. thought * fruit * would cure cancer. dads buddy swears ' cancer eats sugar ' diet slowly consumes .. sad_face
til death steve irwin , speculated series revenge killings , least ten stingrays found dead mutilated coast queensland that's literally last thing would wanted ..
til reindeer one mammals see uv light , allowing see lichen , polar bears snow , urine trails
til 1997 killer whale held great white shark upside 15 minutes , causing suffocate , ate liver.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. can't wait see give mass shooting vegas. think politicians media going try forget shooting ever happened soon possible , given shooter older rich white male gun collector. [ removed ]
til 27 ad wooden amphitheater collapsed ancient town fidenae resulted death 200-500 spectators. roman senate responded raising building standards banishing creator theater , atilius.
til first barcode scanned pack juicy fruit troy , ohio june 26 , 1974. pack gum receipt display smithsonian institute.
almost half voters expect brexit talks conclude successfully , poll suggests
til last words serial killer peter krten were" tell .. head chopped , still able hear , least moment , sound blood gushing stump neck? would pleasure end pleasures. " jesus fuck. make mistake reading wiki article guy. fucking hell. i'm sure i've read depraved person before.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging [ loophole ] ( [URL] ) r / accidentalpun that's great sub , thanks roping in! loop. puns tight! ! #do get it? noose tight.
til big bird's" imaginary" friend , snuffleupagus , outed real adults series ( 17 seasons ) due string high-profile news stories sexual abuse children.
til least two peer-reviewed medical studies suggested stickers mr. yuk , green face used label poisonous household objects , effectively keep children away potential poisons may even attract children.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. overdue another #purge! people could wrap stop shitting many kids cause they're bored.
til man arrested warrant 2016 returning copy movie freddy got fingered. tom green agreed pay fines outrageous sum
til henry ford invent assembly line. invented ransom e. olds ( oldsmobile ).
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. island women , defeating english navy power pussy. well , english disease ( regular venereal ) went kill 9/10 tahiti population.
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. love milk find funny comment , milk positive comment , bottom thread. know reddit hated milk much.
til opportunity rover still conducting scientific operations 13 years despite original mission lifetime 90 days
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax ha , sallie mae thing reason. think know , navient. * ahem * xfiniti cough * spectrum * cough yeah really suck cox. spectrum , pay $ 55 / mo 250/25 bandwidth caps. pretty much everyone talk worse speeds higher price.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. barely remember password internet webpages. google ask want remember password wait see password entered right one. legitimately changed password twice one day i'm bad remembering them. i'm 63 character password ibetitsjustastringofwordssothatitseasytorememberorsomenonsense. nope. take phrase. > jack jill went hill , jack tripped jill. resulted lawsuit. becomes jajwuth 42ofjtbtbj98trial! #
til uss johnston saluted japanese destroyer captain sinking , spending nearly 3 hours squaring 23 japanese ships , including 4 battleships , 8 cruisers 11 destroyers.
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity.
.. jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank surroundings. imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " " nested simulations would taxing systems. we'll make physically impossible. "" how? "" i'm sure , we'll make something like speed light. "
til steve jobs took acid , said" taking lsd profound experience , one important things life" would seem there's wide range experiences lsd. since often dark enough thoughts nightmares terrifying , i'd definitely rather risk it.
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. still cannot get past fact he's stoke trent. drab , dismal , grey shithole planet .. outside lancashire.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes love song ice fire books like show. however watch episodes. picture ned differently , still sean beans voice read first book. thought ned looking lot younger sean bean. ned 35ish book. joffrey taller rob jon tyrion 1 black eye bron supposed like 23. also , moon door actual door floor.
til despite useful properties , dandelion grown regarded weed , result rise lawn culture marketing pesticide companies.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. everyone wants solve overpopulation problem , want die. both. live kids , even stick 1 kid. 2 kids ( per woman ) still causes population decrease every person able children. [URL]
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " [ removed ] use 2nd keep rest. fucks someone gun? edit : rest amendments. civil rest. people tanks bombs missiles drones? gun nuts think government views glock kind threat?
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. [ chart elon's life ] ( [URL] )
til pepsi's progressive president 1940s led marketing campaign put african americans positive light , cornering untapped market taking advantage coca-cola's hesitance hire black workers.
til every part dandelion edible. leaves buds eaten greens , flowers made wine , roots roasted ground make" coffee. "
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. there's message somewhere promoting someone higher responsibilities based past experience based qualifications. maybe important promote higher based actual ability rather qualification ( winning race )
til - coca cola launched dasani water uk slogan ' bottled spunk ' & ' can't live without spunk ' ; oblivious uk spunks means semen.
til ted kaczynski ( unabomber ) updated alumni information harvard 2012 : called eight life sentences" awards" current occupation as" prisoner"
til us , ground floor called 1st floor inside buildings
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen [ knew ] ( [URL] ) edit : seriously , [ knew ] ( [URL] ). jesus christ. anyone marketing stop say" hey , maybe guy lying back , mouth wide open , eyes closed. sort looks like getting facial. " i've never seen water ad person drinking missing mouth guy ad mouth.
til sources say kim il-sung , founder north korea , could actually impostor , might stolen name resistance leader died
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con really got role , good her! dunno , really catwoman play sexually-charged game basketball children watching? loop one , what's context? edit : oh god
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. yeh , maybe. he's filthy rich bullies basically scumbag losers. yeh. nice think , there's good chance bullies also successful ( obviously comparison average person , elon ). they're sa likely still lives there. that's essentially failed lottery life 101.
audrey hepburn's first starring role ' roman holiday ' ( 1953 ). gregory peck insisted hepburn's name appear film's title font large :" got change she'll big star i'll look
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. amazingly , every guns n roses band member appetite destruction still alive. motley too? like f..? none hold candle ozzy. he's actually donating body science dies figure lived drugs alcohol. prince darkness , whatever want. another ( formerly ) insanely alcohol addled" prince darkness" still alive form alice cooper. maybe consider possibility made deal devil
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. father 4 , 1 16 year old girl ; confirm kids best hit teens , blow half shared data plan 8 days think know every fucking thing. edit : data oh god feel pain brother. 17 19 wrote many time day hear" understand" i'd need nasas budget count all.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " particularly great reasons , taken together , become impossible refuse. wait minute , superman good though! ! f..! !! ?? superman iv however i've never heard this" superman iv" .. low budget movie terrible plot bad acting? / almost sarcasm try pretend idea never came like idea nicholas cage considered superman role. budget superman n64 believe remember grandparents buying [ game ] ( [URL] ) excited end week threw fucking trash
til bill skarsgard ( pennywise ) , alexander skarsgard ( tarzan legend tarzan ) gustaf skarsgard ( floki vikings ) sons stellan skarsgard ( erik selvig thor , good hunting
.. service would not. scum ball company ( evidence former customer ) way support again. must nice. comcast monopoly entire city outside satellite providers. wanna spend 100 bucks cable internet? ok fine get any. get internet * * cable less $ 100? witchcraft this? signed , canadian comes like 110 believe , pay bill get paid ; that's basic cable mind internet caps like 4mb / dl want say? state sanctioned robbery. $ 110? ? month? ! even afford starbucks? ? point others far worse ( looking everyone world feasible access internet way shape form ). sound like entitled brat. seriously ,
til anne heche drove desert , hiked stranger's house , took shower , announced local sherrifs god going take everyone back heaven spaceship
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. yeah , kids fine. teenagers hand .. i'm worried. two teenage girls calm collected think critically. however , 7 - year-old son showing signs think critically , care to. he's gonna expensive.
til airedale terriers carried messages soldiers wwi dedicated duties. one named ' jack ' ran half mile enemy fire. made headquarters jaw broken one leg badly splintered died delivering message
til near-extinction bison hunting 1800s gain food , restrict american indians ' dominant food supply ; herds shot trains left rot died
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. thought * fruit * would cure cancer. dads buddy swears ' cancer eats sugar ' diet slowly consumes .. sad_face
til 2007 , new parking garage germany ended two parking bays peculiar shape required complicated parking maneuver order park there. officials declared men's parking spaces discourage unskilled drivers attempting maneuver.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen remember bombing time admitted tap water. us readers , tap water uk really good cheap , idea even filtered tap water 100 times price crass. us tap water really good cheap , too. wherever , gallon jugs generic distilled filtered water also relatively cheap. bottled water crass , reason bought marketing. know ' us. ' texas , tap water awful. worked las vegas , tap water fucking awful too.
til donald duck loved scandinavian countries sweden make illegal vote political elections. 2005 norway 1/4 total population read donald duck magazine , and" donaldism" became thing. confirm. norwegian. tons comics. teenagers even adults read them. they're cutesy childish traditional disney stuff. fascinating decendents vikings donald duck magazine collectors.
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero. rip. passed away yesterday. sad numerous levels. usually , one spouse passes far behind. that's usually spouses old. fallacy with" retire , die" . people usually retire they're top notch ..
audrey hepburn's first starring role ' roman holiday ' ( 1953 ). gregory peck insisted hepburn's name appear film's title font large :" got change she'll big star i'll look gregory peck awesome dude. would appear knew up. gonna turn audrey hepburn love-in , talk wait dark. god damn love movie.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging fishwife hanged murdering illegitimate infant shortly birth. well blame then. gave birth ungodly human / fish chimera would expect do? kill get's big. mean , makes sense me.
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. there's message somewhere promoting someone higher responsibilities based past experience based qualifications. maybe important promote higher based actual ability rather qualification ( winning race )
til kangaroos fart burp. instead , methane converted acetate , used generate energy
til mike myers loosely based dr. evil character former snl boss lorne micheals. dr. evil's phrase" throw frickin ' bone , people ," supposedly something michaels said many times script
til frog swallows eggs , gives birth live frogs vomiting stomach
til people grow cities twice likely develop schizophrenia , even controlling drug use ethnicity.
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone.
til steve jobs took acid , said" taking lsd profound experience , one important things life" would seem there's wide range experiences lsd. since often dark enough thoughts nightmares terrifying , i'd definitely rather risk it. smart. know thyself truly know thyself afraid taking lsd truly know lsd would definitely afraid taking lsd. good-time party drug folks. exactly jobs described , profound experience. definitely fear almost like fear god.
til bob marley died skin cancer started toenail
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. job's belief alternative medicine surprising. one point fruitarian believed fruitarians bo , bathe. iirc ashton kutcher tried replicate diet stop due development pancreatic issues. according title gore til gets reposted every , his" pancreas levels high. " oh god , never want pancreas level 1!
til 1997 killer whale held great white shark upside 15 minutes , causing suffocate , ate liver.
til near-extinction bison hunting 1800s gain food , restrict american indians ' dominant food supply ; herds shot trains left rot died
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches careful. want piss scientologists. i'm even kidding.
til 1997 killer whale held great white shark upside 15 minutes , causing suffocate , ate liver.
til jfk records act , act states government documents related kennedy assassination publicly disclosed october 26 2017.
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax ha , sallie mae thing reason. think know , navient. * ahem * xfiniti cough * spectrum * cough yeah really suck cox. spectrum , pay $ 55 / mo 250/25 bandwidth caps. pretty much everyone talk worse speeds higher price.
til clippy unpopular time , part windows xp's marketing making people aware could disable him.
til italy installation bidet bathroom mandatory since 1975
til reindeer one mammals see uv light , allowing see lichen , polar bears snow , urine trails
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. job's belief alternative medicine surprising. one point fruitarian believed fruitarians bo , bathe.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen [ knew ] ( [URL] ) edit : seriously , [ knew ] ( [URL] ). jesus christ. anyone marketing stop say" hey , maybe guy lying back , mouth wide open , eyes closed. sort looks like getting facial. " i've never seen water ad person drinking missing mouth
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. actually makes lot meaningful. hare nap job everyone would die anyways? guess story pointlessness achievement face unavoidable death? reading employ animals form part critical communications infrastructure simply speed / reliability / fault-tolerance / integrity properties modern built environment needs. actually pursued heavily 90s the. com explosion. credit rfc 1149 see close came full-stack avian transport layer internet : [URL]
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen woosh sploosh ^ * * spunk * * i'm thirsty. mouth?
til common" save" icon depiction obsolete external writable storage device called floppy disk.
til shooting american f - 117 stealth attack aircraft 199 , serbian propaganda posters read" sorry , know invisible"
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. island women , defeating english navy power pussy. well , english disease ( regular venereal ) went kill 9/10 tahiti population.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging fishwife hanged murdering illegitimate infant shortly birth. well blame then. gave birth ungodly human / fish chimera would expect do? kill get's big. mean , makes sense me. think stay size whatever container keep
til wil wheaton suffers generalized anxiety disorder chronic depression. supports mental health nonprofit organizations raising awareness conditions.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind. space race byproduct developing icbms .. spacex merely clever front future top time post / r / prorevenge ..
til movie , - 571 , states americans responsible capturing first enigma machine. truth first enigma machine captured british , 7 months americans entered war.
til prohibition , people used get prescriptions ' medical ' wine alcohol , like today weed.
til michael jackson would requested wine served diet coke cans flights , want kids see drinking alcohol. thinking frank reynolds came original idea.
til penn jillette said interview big part penn & teller's success longevity due never close friends
til medal honor recipient thomas baker asked left behind japanese counter attack saipan due wounded. asked 1 pistol 8 bullets. returning us army found corpse 8 dead japanese. asked bullets. could war right he'd enough. always ask infinite wishes. noob 8.00 k / d? noob numbers.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. hence term" irony" * another made fact brought reddit * get made-up facts r / politics!
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero. rip. passed away yesterday.
til harvey milk ongoing sexual relationship mentally disturbed 16 - year old boy
til david letterman created scholarship average" c student ," recognizing marks , extraordinary amazing ways.
til wil wheaton suffers generalized anxiety disorder chronic depression. supports mental health nonprofit organizations raising awareness conditions.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. [ chart elon's life ] ( [URL] )
til oprah born single mother , wore potato sacks clothes , molested family , gave birth stillborn child 14 like not. still gotta respect her. like oprah? raise hand here. consistently given platform pseudoscience hucksters , pressed , shrugs saying something along lines trying inform people dr. oz legitimate doctor saved peoples lives. goddamn snake oil salesman. know entirely oprah fault , enabled supported it. think kind shitty that.
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax ha , sallie mae thing reason. think know , navient.
til actors played brother sister on" dexter" began dating , fell love , got engaged , got married , got divorced , continuing play brother sister tv. also entertain storyline thought interested ( adopted ) brother romantically. think post divorce , must've weird tbh , weird case. uncomfortable unnecessary plotline. plotlines dexter? season 4 show trash gawd season 4 awesome.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. reminds kazakhstan girl shooting competition played borat spoof anthem. link : [URL] australian sporting event competition i'd totally humorous alternative national anthem. mean think several contenders but" under" men work would least / appropriate think.
til 2010 , band somali pirates attempted capture us navy frigate uss nicholas , mistaking merchant vessel
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. tall 78 storeys? well storey floor 78 floors tall floor? long piece string? many roads must man walk , call man?
til least two peer-reviewed medical studies suggested stickers mr. yuk , green face used label poisonous household objects , effectively keep children away potential poisons may even attract children.
til english word cereal derived ' ceres ' , roman goddess harvest agriculture.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen remember bombing time admitted tap water. us readers , tap water uk really good cheap , idea even filtered tap water 100 times price crass. us tap water really good cheap , too. wherever , gallon jugs generic distilled filtered water also relatively cheap. bottled water crass , reason bought marketing. know ' us. ' texas , tap water awful. worked las vegas , tap water fucking awful too.
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. i'd rather face service roll anyway follow me. nicki minaj often like pizza chinese buffet. see , respect , i'm feeling moment. saying want stick dick chinese buffet? saying don't? i'm sure buffet handle bring table
til oj simpson's father well-known drag queen sf area died aids 1986.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen remember bombing time admitted tap water. us readers , tap water uk really good cheap , idea even filtered tap water 100 times price crass. us tap water really good cheap , too. wherever , gallon jugs generic distilled filtered water also relatively cheap. bottled water crass , reason bought marketing. know ' us. ' texas , tap water awful. worked las vegas , tap water fucking awful too.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. can't wait see give mass shooting vegas. think politicians media going try forget shooting ever happened soon possible , given shooter older rich white male gun collector. [ removed ]
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. oh fucking * god * , poor guy. blame slightest. tell it! guy grand prix essentially mocked triumph. dunno , would love someone played" america , fuck yea" something equally stereotypical.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death regret bone-itis man , great episode. get home work i'll re-watch netfli .. oh wait
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. til anti-vaxers trying save economy.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " gene hackman asked starred superman said" give 2 million reasons why" particularly great reasons , taken together , become impossible refuse. wait minute , superman good though! ! f..! !! ?? superman iv however i've never heard this" superman iv" .. low budget movie terrible plot bad acting? / almost sarcasm try pretend idea never came like idea nicholas cage considered superman role. budget superman n64 believe
til wasabi vapour effect similar smelling salts , property exploited create smoke alarms deaf.
til penn jillette penn teller painted finger nails red joke response mother telling get manicure people would looking hands , always keeps one finger nail painted red memory mother. he's cool dude celebrity speaks anti-vaccine nonsense alright book. see feel like. people want abortions people want vaccines. what's difference?
til height pokmon go , number players tried sneaking highly classified military explosives plant virginia charizard reportedly located inside arsenal. sounds like plot 80 ' sci-fi movie. definitely. imagined guy wandering around dark looking pokmon , accidentally falls pool secret government research chemicals - turning * * pokmon. probably something lot less cute.
til galveston , texas ruled french pirates 1816 1821
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. say find job love , never work day life. little tougher happen love smoking drinking whiskey , done.
til gary webb , reporter san jose mercury news first broke story cia involvement cocaine trade , found dead with" two gunshot wounds head. " death , 2004 , ruled
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. yeah , kids fine. teenagers hand .. i'm worried. two teenage girls calm collected think critically. however , 7 - year-old son showing signs think critically , care to. he's gonna expensive.
til beanie babies , height popularity , accounted 10 % ebay traffic collectors insured purchases thousands dollars.
til pitbulls responsible fatal dog attacks america past 2 years
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind. driving newer car awful people walking / biking front you. either honk look like inpatient asshole tread behind pissing drivers behind you.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. raccoon hacked bank america account transferred money checking offshore account cayman islands.
til genghis khan tengrist , religiously tolerant interested learning philosophical moral lessons religions. consulted buddhist monks , muslims , christian missionaries , taoist monk qiu chuji. discriminate , would wipe entire populations regardless religious affiliation.
til single asteroid , named hebe , origin 40 % meteorites hit earth.
til reindeer one mammals see uv light , allowing see lichen , polar bears snow , urine trails also helps guide santa's sleigh christmas eve! need bitch ass rudolph.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly want smile mean .. wanna talk , buddy? he's buddy , pal he's pal , friend. friend , guy.
til richard lawrence , 1835 attempted assassinate president andrew jackson funeral using two pistols shot point blank. misfired , president severely beat cane , wrestled submission davy crockett.
til 1959 , you. s. postal service successfully shipped mail using cruise missile , delivering cargo new jersey florida 22 minutes
chiefs qb elvis grbac selected people's" sexiest athlete alive" 1998 accident. rather offend grbac , magazine ran
til head injuries common pennyfarthing bicycles riders would put feet handlebar going downhill would thrown feet-first instead head-first.
til military san marino still active crossbow corps existed uninterrupted since 1295
til wwii general george patton believed reincarnated ancient roman soldier , also thought served napoleon.
til california gold rush , distinct lack women san fransisco caused gay culture flourish. men would often pay for" female impersonators" prostitutes.
til 360 kilogrammes lunar soil samples brought back apollo missions rusted corroding vacuum bottle seals exposed water oxygen earth's atmosphere.
til snooker player ronnie o'sullivan accused disrespect opponent using opposite hand take shot. prove bringing game disrepute , played 3 frames left-hand former world championship runner-up , winning 3.
til jupiter's center gravity sun outside sun's surface. technically , mutual orbit around , around point extremely close sun. two people stood spot , one ran towards sun ran toward jupiter , would get incinerated time. know cant run space?
til : approximately 10,00 attended funeral hawaiian musician , israel kamakawiwoole.
til greek mythology zeus thought earth overpopulated trojan war instigated depopulate earth.
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone.
til actor martin sheen arrested total 66 times protesting acts civil disobedience - recently 2007 trespassing nevada nuclear test facility. imagine could president like character west wing .. american politics much closer house cards moment west wing read dc insiders find veep realistic portrayal jobs.
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone.
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged jules verne treasury kid , illustrations always blew away. think they're woodcuts? [URL]
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. kind genius really evil - let people dissenters come , give secret police holiday. hope kind trick works though.
til washington state originally called columbia thought may confused district columbia rejected.
til usa one seven countries ratified convention elimination forms discrimination women
til 2013 study connecticut college revealed oreos might addictive cocaine
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. [ chart elon's life ] ( [URL] )
til 17th century , roman catholic church ruled beavers fish could eaten fridays.
til north korean spies stationed abroad receive training shop supermarkets , use credit cards visit clubs , amenities commonplace north korea.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. kind genius really evil - let people dissenters come , give secret police holiday. hope kind trick works though. mao 60 years ago. , , work once. means works per generation people , no? study history doomed repeat - micheal scott
til emperor caracalla visited alexandria , greeted satires insults. responded massacring city's citizens pillaging afterwards.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. actually worked called alternative medicine. would called medicine. laughing loud , one good friends rant likes there's thing short cut giving directions. " faster easier route , ' way '"
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity. man 86 years old? even botox limits.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" things never change. ain't broke .. .. drinking fast enough. need faster , barry.
til jupiter's center gravity sun outside sun's surface. technically , mutual orbit around , around point extremely close sun.
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. actually makes lot meaningful. hare nap job everyone would die anyways? guess story pointlessness achievement face unavoidable death? reading employ animals form part critical communications infrastructure simply speed / reliability / fault-tolerance / integrity properties modern built environment needs. actually pursued heavily 90s the. com explosion. credit rfc 1149 see close came full-stack avian transport layer internet : [URL]
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. legitimately 1984 stuff right there.
til prisoners female-only concentration camp ravensbruck purposefully sewed socks thin heels toes german soldier's feet would get sore. " mein fuhrer , advance halted" " ze enemy oppose us? "" nein , mein fuhrer , ze soldiers complaining zat zair feet hurt refuse carry on" may sound simple remember socks supposed get * russian winter *. probably lot people giving credit for. sores left untended long get pretty bad. reason lt. dan made big deal fresh dry socks marching in.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. think got idea movie? ? 93.6 % hollywood films inspired eric cartman. study done yale , can't seem find link however .. " um .. okay , : adam sandler like love girl. turns girl actually golden retriever something. " that's plot always sunny episode , except rickety cricket instead adam sandler. hilarious episode way.
til uss johnston saluted japanese destroyer captain sinking , spending nearly 3 hours squaring 23 japanese ships , including 4 battleships , 8 cruisers 11 destroyers.
til brendan fraser pays $ 900,00 year alimony ex-wife afton smith. got separated 2008 ..
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. * soup meal. depends soup. pho soup meal. mostly non-soup parts.
til jfk records act , act states government documents related kennedy assassination publicly disclosed october 26 2017.
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. actually makes lot meaningful. hare nap job everyone would die anyways? guess story pointlessness achievement face unavoidable death? reading employ animals form part critical communications infrastructure simply speed / reliability / fault-tolerance / integrity properties modern built environment needs.
til popularity snes caught attention yakuza , prompting nintendo ship consoles night prevent theft.
til population czech republic traditionally irreligious long time. ever since 1600 ' , czech people described as" tolerant even indifferent towards religion" .
til reindeer one mammals see uv light , allowing see lichen , polar bears snow , urine trails people get cataract surgery eyes also report seeing you. v purple haze grocery story scanners you. v sources. see growing old bad haha edit * wow comment went crazy! i've read , we're capable seeing uv light lens protects blocks it. uv light damages vision , problem short-lived animals we're short-lived. lenses darkens time? get damaged uv? babies see world brightly aged people? sort of. uv light causes oxidization lens time causes yellow yes , cataracts. wear sunglasses even cloudy days. wear sunglasses night.
til reindeer one mammals see uv light , allowing see lichen , polar bears snow , urine trails also helps guide santa's sleigh christmas eve! need bitch ass rudolph.
til jfk records act , act states government documents related kennedy assassination publicly disclosed october 26 2017.
til america's first female mayor elected 1887. group men nominated joke , 60 percent vote.
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend.
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. actually makes lot meaningful. hare nap job everyone would die anyways? guess story pointlessness achievement face unavoidable death? reading employ animals form part critical communications infrastructure simply speed / reliability / fault-tolerance / integrity properties modern built environment needs. actually pursued heavily 90s the. com explosion. credit rfc 1149 see close came full-stack avian transport layer internet : [URL]
til armadillos genus dasypus ( ones found us ) give birth four genetically identical young split embryo ; i. e. always identical quadruplets ; known vertebrate animals exhibit this" polyembryony"
til tank designed swiss military bug turning heater could cause main gun fire
til grizzly bears feared respected native americans hunting required company 4 10 warriors done preparation ceremoniality intertribal warfare. * * til 2008 sleuth 30 bears besieged platinum mining compound olyotorsky district northern kamchatka. two guards killed prevented workers leaving homes * * article! oh god , they're organizing.
til ohio issues" scarlet letter plates" people given limited driving privileges convicted dui. realize states dui plates. also heroin plates ohio , they're light blue say" kentucky" top.
til dogs laugh. make laugh-like sounds tickled playing , sounds positive effect puppies hearing them.
lewandowski best topscorer poland history best top scorer .. eh? definitely worst top scorer. technically he's best worst top scorer he's best goal scorer , he's worst goal scorer. he's goal scorer
til creed bratton office played real life creed bratton , former member 1960s band grass roots
til steve jobs took acid , said" taking lsd profound experience , one important things life"
til - edison died nikola tesla wrote negative obituary nyt - made fun hygiene work ethic get wrong , think nikola tesla great scientist. specific reason everyone internet seems love tesla much?
bruce willis rejected early script of" die hard vengeance" titled" troubleshooter ," fighting terrorists cruise line. " troubleshooter" later repurposed into" speed 2 : cruise control. "
til daily planet , lois lane clark kent ( superman ) work owned bruce wayne ( batman )
til tyrannosaurus arms 1 meter long heavily muscled , biceps capable lifting several hundred pounds alone. appear small weak relative rest body.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels. " shrieking eels" 30 understand reference
til last words serial killer peter krten were" tell .. head chopped , still able hear , least moment , sound blood gushing stump neck? would pleasure end pleasures. " jesus fuck. make mistake reading wiki article guy. fucking hell. i'm sure i've read depraved person before.
til : denver international airport , largest us , one half times size manhattan
til astronaut sunita williams first person run marathon space , finishing 4 hours 24 minutes treadmill aboard international space station.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. homeowner without kids : umbrella f-ing cheap stupid it. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. mother 4 year old 1.5 year old two friends round house , there's enough wine world. send supplies. kids , 1.5 year olds really friends? old enough age understand friendship?
til 3 banana companies overthrew government honduras.
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax
til sources say kim il-sung , founder north korea , could actually impostor , might stolen name resistance leader died
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. nothing .. mormons baptize die! baptize people listed phone book. grandmother use baptize neighborhood kids / babies kitchen sink watching summer. catholic want babies going purgatory / hell. grew catholic .. non-clergy even baptisms? sounds weird. absence priest laymen perform baptisms roman catholicism.
til treblinka guard kurt franz would hide small pistol boxing glove. would challenge prisoners boxing matches. right fight begin , franz would shoot prisoner dead.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " he's like actor take every script he's given yet remains highly respected still offered great roles. nic cage started ( he's oscar winner ) destroyed career. feel like samuel l. jackson whatever fuck movie feels like , amazing terrible. respect that.
til 2010 , band somali pirates attempted capture us navy frigate uss nicholas , mistaking merchant vessel
til name hotmail chosen contains html , originally styled hotmail. feel super dumb never putting together. even joked lot html pronounced" hut mull. " close , never made connection. we're like 2 peas pod. like 2 bundle sticks. technical term faggot. thinking hotmale.com.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind. space race byproduct developing icbms .. spacex merely clever front future top time post / r / prorevenge .. " bully school? i'll strand mars prison" .
til possibility of" hypertumors" , cancer tumor gets big gets cancer
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. worried purity drugs? visit nearest police station illegal drugs tested - free charge! i'm pick free boat
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. kind genius really evil - let people dissenters come , give secret police holiday. hope kind trick works though. mao 60 years ago. , , work once. means works per generation people , no? study history doomed repeat - micheal scott
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. worried purity drugs? visit nearest police station illegal drugs tested - free charge! i'm pick free boat could boat , could * * * mystery box * * *.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. father 4 , 1 16 year old girl ; confirm kids best hit teens , blow half shared data plan 8 days think know every fucking thing. edit : data
til bruce willis agreed guest star friends losing bet his" whole nine yards" co-star mathew perry. played jennifer aniston's love interest 3 episode arc emmy performance. donated acting fee five
til people red hair sensitive thermal pain , less sensitive electrically induced pain , require larger amounts anesthetics people without red hair due mutation melanocortin 1 receptor.
til japanese kamikaze pilots allowed return find suitable target. one pilot shot ninth return. * shrugs *" odds , amarite? " * shot dead *
til day crew battleship uss texas intentionally flooded torpedo tube order cause 2 degree list , giving main guns enough extra elevation boost range & hit target mainland. eli 5 easier move closer? also reminds [ old reddit post ] ( [URL] ) short answer : draft. texas , loaded max 9m ship underwater. closer , ship would run aground. thank , going say would guess keep range shore based battery. could've tipped land elevate ground cannons case
til thomas jefferson kept shetland sheep white house. attacked several people , killed small boy , eventually called" abominable animal" .
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. *
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death die beating grizzly fistfight still considered a" fist fight" bear fists? think hand paw combat fits better. edit : get brawl ninja turtle animal cruelty assault?
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. * 1905 , companies merged become nestl anglo-swiss condensed milk company , retaining name 1947. * good decision shorten nestl. dunno , think shortened anglo-swiss condensed milk company. roles tongue , know. anglo milk
til president jimmy carter placed peanut farm blind trust elected president. term ended , found badly mismanaged $ 1 million debt.
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league
til governor len small illinois acquitted embezzlement , eight jurors made decision received state jobs
til credit card" chip" technology ( aka emv ) rolled us almost 25 years old wait .. .. rolled out? chip cards you. s?
til president jimmy carter placed peanut farm blind trust elected president. term ended , found badly mismanaged $ 1 million debt.
til armadillos genus dasypus ( ones found us ) give birth four genetically identical young split embryo ; i. e. always identical quadruplets ; known vertebrate animals exhibit this" polyembryony"
til wilmer valderrama purchased vista cruiser used on" ' 70s show" $ 500 series ended.
til near-extinction bison hunting 1800s gain food , restrict american indians ' dominant food supply ; herds shot trains left rot died
til : imax projectionists wear body armor handling imax lamps ; dropped , explode resulting quartz shrapnel.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. seinfeld taught many lessons. one favorite remember courtesy wave. never double dip. re-gift eat peas one time. eat snickers bar knife fork.
til george washington wooden teeth , set real teeth slaves
til directing jurassic park , spielberg saw cgi t. rex , said stop motion animator phil tippett ," job ," tippett replied ," mean extinct? ". spielberg later incorporated dialogue " ahahahaha good one .. get set. " * tippett stop motions set. *
til gary webb , reporter san jose mercury news first broke story cia involvement cocaine trade , found dead with" two gunshot wounds head. " death , 2004 , ruled pool water lead investigators pursue ice gun theory. mythbusters shot one really trust mythbusters one. think there's lot things possible advanced enough technology really tested mythbusters. cia actually has" ice bullets" , think mythbusters could recreate it. what's point bullets? simply stab people want kill? leaves wound bullet too. forensics match blade wounds. ice bullet never traced back source time found water.
til luxembourg liberated nazism 1944 , returning government impressed regulations laws concerning tax employment nazis made , decided simply keep them.
til credit card" chip" technology ( aka emv ) rolled us almost 25 years old damn. they'll probably phase europe soon far know already begun talking that. sure replacing nfc. denmark new cards contact-less. use pin purchases 30 $. brit seems strange me. uk card machines accept pin amount , contactless works payments 30.
til double-blind study published nature showed experienced astrologers better determining people psychological traits based location stars birth someone randomly guessing them. need double blind study tell matters divination imagined fantasies. taurus.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. hahaha. that's cockroach's theme , though. mexican hat dance , also known el jarabe tapato. know tapatio sauce makes military breakfasts bearable. shitty powdered eggs grey ( reason ) cardboard bacon? liberal application tapatio mix together make okay skillet. tapatio , iirc , means" guadalajara" get wrong , also great basic sauce slather shit needs sauce get through. yep , means guadalajara think seen sauce mention. pretty good spice things up. although valentina best. el yucateco ya wimp
til 2010 , band somali pirates attempted capture us navy frigate uss nicholas , mistaking merchant vessel
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. 1. rent plane 2. bless rain clouds fly , turn local downfall holy water 3. secretly baptise everyone 4. ~ ~? ?? ~ ~ collect tithes 5. profit bless rain clouds aafricaa
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11.
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. wow amazing work dairy lobby dairy industry done impressive things years. food pyramid designed specifically encourage milk cheese consumption help struggling dairy farmers. wait. telling nutritional information .. official nutritional information government uses strictly scientifical?
til jerry seinfeld dated 17 - year-old girl 39 years old.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. * soup meal. soup sandwich - - that's meal!
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero. rip. passed away yesterday. actually believe you. went checked .. fuck. r. i. p. married 70 years. holy shit. that's dedication .. sad_face poor stan lee where's doggo loves bot?
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. * soup meal. soup sandwich - - that's meal! maybe crushed crackers soup
til gary webb , reporter san jose mercury news first broke story cia involvement cocaine trade , found dead with" two gunshot wounds head. " death , 2004 , ruled considering ended aids likely came blood transfusion , idk look either fek looks like poorly executed attempt cover fact got aids extra-conjugal homosexual intercourse. done past , fact distinct possibility. vagina aids , gay aids almost impossible man contract hiv vaginal intercourse.
til - edison died nikola tesla wrote negative obituary nyt - made fun hygiene work ethic get wrong , think nikola tesla great scientist. specific reason everyone internet seems love tesla much?
til greek origin word" idiot" used mean someone participate politics public affairs
til nintendo sued galoob prevent release nes cheating device , game genie ; legal battle followed. sega genesis version , sega allowed release , officially licensed it.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. " boris yeltsin first words you. s. president clinton upon meeting 1995 , think o. j. it? " guy like relaxed uncle. relaxed drank fifth vodka every day sorry fifth? american always wondered. google maybe people know too. edit : thanks everyone , know international standard alcohol volumes ever thought would. fifth gallon. 750 ml bottle. tend drink america. guys use liters , 750 ml bottle tend drink well.
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters. german. til kill shelters. too. shelter kill doggos? bc underfunded. either killed , literally looks like concentration camp. got funding , could no-kill shelters. us no-kill shelters.
til 1986 interview , jackie gleason said considered suing hanna-barbera flintstones copy honeymooners , passed lawyers cautioned ," want known guy yanked fred flintstone air? ".
til one two kellogg brothers obsessed preventing masturbation originally invented corn flakes reduce children.
til marine col. henry pierson crowe served wwi , banana wars , wwii , korean war , silver star bronze star guadalcanal , telling men" never get purple heart hiding
til gowanus canal brooklyn , nyc polluted unidentifiable new forms microbiological life arisen sludge
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. dunno , think shortened anglo-swiss condensed milk company. roles tongue , know. anglo milk sounds dirty contrary superior purest white milk buy , produced master race anglo aryan mountain cows. [ disturbingly relevant ] ( [URL] )
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. til anti-vaxers trying save economy. .. surprising revelation
til height pokmon go , number players tried sneaking highly classified military explosives plant virginia charizard reportedly located inside arsenal. sounds like plot 80 ' sci-fi movie. definitely. imagined guy wandering around dark looking pokmon , accidentally falls pool secret government research chemicals - turning * * pokmon. probably something lot less cute.
til pepsi one first advertise directly african-americans , advertisements 1940s portraying as" self-confident middle-class citizens" , well hiring all-black sales team promote pepsi around country.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con fucked fight someone off. even read article? three sentences. someone else assaulted stepped help.
til prisoners female-only concentration camp ravensbruck purposefully sewed socks thin heels toes german soldier's feet would get sore.
til 2002 fake sequel harry potter appeared china title" harry potter bao zuolong. " book consists text jrr tolkien's hobbit names changed harry potter characters.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen brit 100 % sure think use word. ' spunk spunk ' spunky! ! excited , energetic , etc. " full spunk" means" full energy" although even you. s. undertones.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. people right actually asking government take away more. " let spy. i've got nothing hide" * sigh *
til thalidomide , infamous morning sickness drug caused severe birth defects , never approved use us single reviewer fda think tested enough , resisted industry pressure approve drug anyway.
til death steve irwin , speculated series revenge killings , least ten stingrays found dead mutilated coast queensland that's literally last thing would wanted .. real , likely drunken certainly foolish people spat face legacy everything stood for.
til rodney mullen considered the" godfather" modern street skating. he's credited inventing 37 tricks including flatground ollie , kickflip , heelflip , 360 flip.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families.
til offered role hannibal lecter , anthony hopkins quit hollywood go back england , feeling rest mediocre career would spent stage and" respectable bbc work. "
til movie lord war , production team rented 300 real sa vz. 58 rifles stand ak 47s cheaper prop guns.
til shaka zulu's mother died 1827 , 7,00 people executed being" insufficiently grief-stricken" . cows also slaughtered young calves would" know feels like lose mother. "
til o. j. simpson's 1995 verdict announcement murder , long-distance calls declined 58 % , trading new york stock exchange decreased 41 % , water usage decreased , estimated $
til sir isaac newton , master royal mint , personally went undercover bars taverns root rampant counterfeiting , high treason ( punishable hanged , drawn quartered ). successfully prosecuted 28
til christianity , islam judaism worship abrahamic god. religious texts also feature many figures , histories places. jesus also muslim prophet. thought common knowledge? allah / yahweh / god character.
til response a" catastrophic emergency ," united states government suspended replaced single , combined branch" coordinated" president , indefinitely. i'm flashbacks star wars prequels
til mtv's" clone high" cartoon cancelled people india conducted massive hunger strike googling maxim article depicting gandhi , coming across cartoon , featured gandhi character.
til ravens observed calling wolves site dead animals open carcass leave scraps accessible them.
til town florida named frostproof marketing plot claim town would never citrus frost. less two years founding frost killed citrus town. never thought i'd see til local place seeing i'm middle nowhere
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. dairy industry done impressive things years. food pyramid designed specifically encourage milk cheese consumption help struggling dairy farmers. wait. telling nutritional information .. official nutritional information government uses strictly scientifical? oh honey goes top triangle. bee lobby really powerful.
til filming schindler's list , polish woman encountered ralph fiennes dressed nazi uniform told that" germans charming people. kill anybody deserve it. "
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. tortoise bit arse agreeing job isnt he? know. story , tortoise know rabbit slacked off? maybe legitimately believed faster. na seems case digging hole abit deep , probably bragging much afterwards , ended agree maintain bragging rights promoted good job promoted job can't fired. real problem companies.
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. astounds story ," smithsonian expedition leave least two seals male female least give fighting chance beat extinction? " can't save species two individuals ; much inbreeding.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. " boris yeltsin first words you. s. president clinton upon meeting 1995 , think o. j. it? " guy like relaxed uncle. relaxed drank fifth vodka every day sorry fifth? american always wondered. google maybe people know too. edit : thanks everyone , know international standard alcohol volumes ever thought would. fifth gallon. 750 ml bottle. tend drink america. guys use liters , 750 ml bottle tend drink well.
.." , guitarist angus young said" need play [ album ] backwards , never hid [ messages ]. we'd call album highway hell , right front them. " favorite angus quote :" people saying acdc released album 8 times. say them? "" that's bullshit! we've released album 9 times" enjoy quote gets repeated ever increasing numbers switched .. ya , original quote was" people saying ac / dc released album 9 times , say them? " that's bullshit released album 10 times" laughing loud. google quote .. > i'm sick tired people saying put 11 albums sound exactly same. fact , we've put 12 albums sound exactly same. i'm sorry , [ here's actually video clip saying ] ( [URL] )
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. dwight right. need new plague! !!
til - wwi , king albert belgium personally led defense germans , queen served nurse , son enlisted infanty.
til da vinci devoted vegetarian , nearly-unheard practice time. love animals would often purchase caged birds release them.
til america's first female mayor elected 1887. group men nominated joke , 60 percent vote. much 2010 ' money? [ $ 24.80 ] ( [URL] ) somehow 24.80 seems insulting dollar. dollar clearly insult 24 bucks change calculated accurate representation feel did. town mayor fined 1 buck ( country's currency ). never got promotion that. thought funny teacher explained ammount show , important thing fined. promotes mayor laughing loud. given job , elected
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. kind genius really evil - let people dissenters come , give secret police holiday. hope kind trick works though. mao 60 years ago. , , work once. means works per generation people , no?
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious.
til 1959 , you. s. postal service successfully shipped mail using cruise missile , delivering cargo new jersey florida 22 minutes
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. oh , poor eel! " what's .. .. oh! oh , god .. no! ah , fuck! no! again! goddammit! " [ relevant nsfw video ] ( [URL] )
til single asteroid , named hebe , origin 40 % meteorites hit earth.
til william bradford , governor plymouth colony , year old father died sent live grandfather , died two years later sent live mother , died one year later.
til australia conducted biological warfare invasive rabbit population , reducing population 600 million 100 million.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. wonder got pizza know gorbachev got pizza hut wow .. [URL] pizza hut gorbachev tv spot commercial : 60 international version"
til japanese kamikaze pilots allowed return find suitable target. one pilot shot ninth return. * shrugs *" odds , amarite? " * shot dead * 1:1 1:1 suicide supreme tees friend
til greek origin word" idiot" used mean someone participate politics public affairs
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. thought * fruit * would cure cancer. apples guy bannanas. * b-a-n-a-n-a-s! !! * record i'm singing , correcting spelling error.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. til anti-vaxers trying save economy. .. surprising revelation
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con really didn't" fend off" anyone. like freaked screamed. bull whip hand time. source : used good friend hers. used be? sense may story there. burns bridges friends use them. meet lot great people though. still friends them. sounds like classic narcissist. i'm saying dealings type , either them. there's middle ground. sith deals absolutes.
til president jimmy carter placed peanut farm blind trust elected president. term ended , found badly mismanaged $ 1 million debt.
til bunnies ( foetuses newborn ) declared fish pope monks , access fish monasteries , something eat lent.
til colonel david stirling , founder sas , personally strangled 41 men.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. worried purity drugs? visit nearest police station illegal drugs tested - free charge! i'm pick free boat
til matthew mcconaughey replaced owen wilson ' tropic thunder ' wilson's battle depression attempt suicide overdosing slitting wrists
til schrdinger believe possibility cat simultaneously dead alive. thought experiment meant criticize absurdity existing view quantum mechanics.
til : denver international airport , largest us , one half times size manhattan
til nasa pilots routinely intercepted defeated you. s. navy phantom iis mock dogfights , complaints navy put end harassment.
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero.
til mae jemison , first female african-american astronaut , inspired apply nasa star trek character , lieutenant uhura. jemison later went make cameo appearance star trek : next generation.
til enough water lake superior flood entire landmasses north south america depth 1 foot. contains 3 quadrillion gallons fresh water. leave response comments able see across great lakes. [URL] lake michigan grand , mi
til henry ford invent assembly line. invented ransom e. olds ( oldsmobile ).
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging [ loophole ] ( [URL] ) r / accidentalpun that's great sub , thanks roping in! loop. puns tight! ! #do get it? noose tight.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " gene hackman asked starred superman said" give 2 million reasons why" particularly great reasons , taken together , become impossible refuse. wait minute , superman good though! ! f..! !! ?? superman iv however i've never heard this" superman iv" .. low budget movie terrible plot bad acting? / almost sarcasm try pretend idea never came like idea nicholas cage considered superman role. i've honestly never seen old superman series. what's bad iv?
til china first country world produce steel preceding europe 100 years failed reach industrial revolution due absence middle class
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes method acting. helicopters middle earth. really got character. lot work die 1st movie trilogy. people love kill sean bean .. like , thing.
til battle germantown , 177 , cease fire called due small terrier wandering battlefield.
til north korean leader kim jong-il parodied film team america : world police ( 2004 ) , democratic people's republic korea asked czech republic ban film.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind. space race byproduct developing icbms .. spacex merely clever front future top time post / r / prorevenge ..
til oprah born single mother , wore potato sacks clothes , molested family , gave birth stillborn child 14
til paul revere actually shouted" regulars coming out" , not" british coming" , since massachusetts colonists still considered british citizens time.
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. .. realized like dogs alive 9/11 probably dead .. =[ dog born 199 happy_face dog still alive? isn't. probably dispose body. is. turning 18 june.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. reminded ted talk one shooter's mother did. however , page crashing now. , reddit thread that? ted tedx? what's difference?
til bridget loves bernie , highest rated tv show ever canceled one season. cbs show creators forced cancel show receiving death threats jews , angered show featured catholic marrying jew.
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. dog still alive? isn't. probably dispose body. is. turning 18 june. sure celebrate registering vote! heard trump lost dog vote 17-0 makes sense since clinton dogs photographed giving head pats .. trump never pet ever.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. yeah , kids fine. teenagers hand ..
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. .. realized like dogs alive 9/11 probably dead .. =[
til pigs although true carnivores , competent predators kill eat helpless humans unable escape
til directing jurassic park , spielberg saw cgi t. rex , said stop motion animator phil tippett ," job ," tippett replied ," mean extinct? ". spielberg later incorporated dialogue
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " he's like actor take every script he's given yet remains highly respected still offered great roles. nic cage started ( he's oscar winner ) destroyed career. feel like samuel l. jackson whatever fuck movie feels like , amazing terrible. respect that.
til enough water lake superior flood entire landmasses north south america depth 1 foot. contains 3 quadrillion gallons fresh water.
til japanese kamikaze pilots allowed return find suitable target. one pilot shot ninth return. wonder ever change mind made break it. much place make break for. americans / british would certainly shoot attempted land somewhere. guess could bail , know given chutes. that's true ditched swam around would've picked up. shot like buffalo. course , i'd assume they'd taken prisoner practical defenders. easy ditch without parachute though? chutes , hard all.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. many confused. answer homeowner's insurance likely umbrella coverage. insurance clearly covered acts caused residents household. result , victims could sue parents actually get damages. homeowners insurance include? yep , umbrella policy. one added mine. $ 1 million covers pretty much anything around $ 300 / year. whats funny teenager moves it'll drop $ 120 / year! homeowner without kids : umbrella f-ing cheap stupid it.
til singer peanut butter jelly time passed away eleven-hour standoff police even snoop dogg brother-in-law tried convince surrender.
til kyoto , former capital japan , means" capital city" tokyo means" eastern capital"
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. dogs. good. i've yet meet doggy immediately like. people? fuck people. asshole dogs.
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league traditions broken. sunderland go , arsenal fail make top 4. leicester broke football spurs arsenal , too. wenger beating mourinho
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. * 1905 , companies merged become nestl anglo-swiss condensed milk company , retaining name 1947. * good decision shorten nestl. dunno , think shortened anglo-swiss condensed milk company. roles tongue , know. anglo milk
til reindeer one mammals see uv light , allowing see lichen , polar bears snow , urine trails
til british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old.
til lyrics elton john's ' rocket man ' meant taken literally mars bound astronaut leaving family job.
til people used think kidneys governed one's conscience , several bible verses say god inspects kidneys dead. jewish tradition holds one kidney counsels good , evil.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. thought * fruit * would cure cancer. dads buddy swears ' cancer eats sugar ' diet slowly consumes .. sad_face
til kyoto , former capital japan , means" capital city" tokyo means" eastern capital" there's great [ documentary ] ( [URL] ) goes naming convention japan came , really interesting stuff.
giroud scored 26 goals france. 19 friendlies.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. job's belief alternative medicine surprising. one point fruitarian believed fruitarians bo , bathe. fruitarian thing ten days back see like. euphoric time , horrible bo. edit : wow , protip ladies gentleman : want draw world's nutritional experts onto reddit , make comment euphoric? side effect fruit diet? got details?
til actors played brother sister on" dexter" began dating , fell love , got engaged , got married , got divorced , continuing play brother sister tv. also entertain storyline thought interested ( adopted ) brother romantically. think post divorce , must've weird tbh , weird case. uncomfortable unnecessary plotline. plotlines dexter? season 4 show trash gawd season 4 awesome.
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches can't wrap head around scientology still thing. world we're connected , people support / part scientology really unaware insane shit associated it?
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels. " shrieking eels" 30 understand reference
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. remember pudding eating bm yesterday .. " .. pudding eating , going sue" said trey parker. probably heard took scene post. .. eat then? ??
til head injuries common pennyfarthing bicycles riders would put feet handlebar going downhill would thrown feet-first instead head-first.
til vietnam war known vietnam american war
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us well , there's sodium dasani , could little salty.
til richard lawrence , 1835 attempted assassinate president andrew jackson funeral using two pistols shot point blank. misfired , president severely beat cane , wrestled submission davy crockett.
til cuba maximum wage law due individuals cannot earn 20 you. s. dollars per month.
til honey bees ejaculate forcefully penises explode. kills honey bee. , technically speaking , mate life.
til yreka , california , bakery operated 100 years called yreka bakery , formed palindrome. business closed gallery opened spot , named yrella gallery would also form palindrome.
til hitler asked 18 year old figure skater future actress vera ralston" would like skate swastika" , replied" i'd rather skate swastika"
til response a" catastrophic emergency ," united states government suspended replaced single , combined branch" coordinated" president , indefinitely. senate
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. reminds kazakhstan girl shooting competition played borat spoof anthem. link : [URL] australian sporting event competition i'd totally humorous alternative national anthem. mean think several contenders but" under" men work would least / appropriate think.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. episode 30 rock , character pete hornberger never overachieves avoid getting promoted head.
til japanese kamikaze pilots allowed return find suitable target. one pilot shot ninth return.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly shame people learned mistakes pre-ww 2 germany.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank move light annoying put reach? expect serious revenge he's still got bright light annoying him. cunts put reach. block light he's annoyed. clearly wants darkness. idk irks much does. totally agree. one intelligent animals earth compromise cover light .. germans :" zee light must stay on! octopoos cannot break zee rules. " zee octopus dangerous must deel vit it.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind. driving newer car awful people walking / biking front you. either honk look like inpatient asshole tread behind pissing drivers behind you. need add button activates speaker projects forward smooth spoken word gospel album performed musk medium volume. look next model joking , really need polite version horn. like ," woo-hoo , i'm behind you! "
til that" claw crane" games remotely set a" payout" limit , failure rate , essentially gambling" games" first place. fact , illegal canada except fairs.
til inuits really term means eskimo brother :" aipak" , or" me" , describing positive relationship someone slept wife.
til term checkmate , according barnhart etymological dictionary , alteration persian phrase" shh mt" ( ) means , literally ," king helpless" word ( mta ) still exists pashto , means destroyed. matar spanish means kill.
til filming schindler's list , polish woman encountered ralph fiennes dressed nazi uniform told that" germans charming people. kill anybody deserve it. "
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. [ chart elon's life ] ( [URL] ) fucking hell i'm useless. dad gave 28,00 dollars bet could come something
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches wait cockroaches bite? ??
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con really got role , good her! dunno , really catwoman play sexually-charged game basketball children watching? loop one , what's context? edit : oh god
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. * 1905 , companies merged become nestl anglo-swiss condensed milk company , retaining name 1947. * good decision shorten nestl. dunno , think shortened anglo-swiss condensed milk company. roles tongue , know. anglo milk sounds dirty
til - edison died nikola tesla wrote negative obituary nyt - made fun hygiene work ethic
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance holy shit , exactly came say. nuke too? implications comment massively scary.
til report found , every $ 1 invested us national park service , american public receives $ 4 economic value.
til sarcasm banned north korea
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging fishwife hanged murdering illegitimate infant shortly birth. well blame then. gave birth ungodly human / fish chimera would expect do? kill get's big. mean , makes sense me.
til battle germantown , 177 , cease fire called due small terrier wandering battlefield.
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. there's message somewhere promoting someone higher responsibilities based past experience based qualifications. morale story get candidates interviews. want someone slept job either. morale story low. maybe get booze story , might raise morale.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. can't wait see give mass shooting vegas. think politicians media going try forget shooting ever happened soon possible , given shooter older rich white male gun collector. [ removed ]
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. dog still alive? isn't. probably dispose body. is. turning 18 june. sure celebrate registering vote! heard trump lost dog vote 17-0 makes sense since clinton dogs photographed giving head pats .. trump never pet ever.
til last words serial killer peter krten were" tell .. head chopped , still able hear , least moment , sound blood gushing stump neck? would pleasure end pleasures. "
20 goals , lionel messi time top scorer conmebol world cup qualifiers , passing hernn crespo luis surez
til wilmer valderrama purchased vista cruiser used on" ' 70s show" $ 500 series ended. wonder many people figured name fes foreign exchange student name fes tho. i'm pretty sure never learnt name. mean , think eric , donna , hyde , kelso umm .. mila even knew.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" really fucking picture , ops fault come reddit find advert. want bars wall [ think it? ] ( [URL] ) im trouble locating large breasted woman.
til - wwi , king albert belgium personally led defense germans , queen served nurse , son enlisted infanty.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. worried purity drugs? visit nearest police station illegal drugs tested - free charge! i'm pick free boat could boat , could * * * mystery box * * *.
til darko milicic , drafted 2nd overall 2003 nba draft ( carmelo anthony , dwyane wade chris bosh ) currently apple farmer serbia.
til british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old. oh shit even plausible conspiracy theories bs time. coincidences happen lot. coincidences wow mom
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. everyone freaking : seal extinct. fact well listed as" least concern" - - furthest category from" extinct" . uneducated , furthest category extinct still extinction spectrum , every animal fit spectrum. like category field mice? edit : thanks answers guys! i'm authority , humans listed as" least concern" . likely latter. really category beyond that. " excess" .
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. * soup meal. soup sandwich - - that's meal!
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased.
til last words serial killer peter krten were" tell .. head chopped , still able hear , least moment , sound blood gushing stump neck? would pleasure end pleasures. " mean guy real jerk.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. job's belief alternative medicine surprising. one point fruitarian believed fruitarians bo , bathe. iirc ashton kutcher tried replicate diet stop due development pancreatic issues.
til quetzalcoatl got drunk slept sister , quetzalpetlatl. upon waking next day , realized , stone box built , laid , set fire.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. eel ok afterwards? wondering.
niki lauda makes 1,200 , 00 year monetising forehead.
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero. rip. passed away yesterday. sad numerous levels. usually , one spouse passes far behind. that's usually spouses old. fallacy with" retire , die" . people usually retire they're top notch ..
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax soon known as" retail credit agency" following congressional testimony. < two weeks later > okay , calling ourselves" credit mcchecky clown penis" literally name left. let's hope nothing goes wrong time. could always washington redskins credit agency rename trump credit agency. way , matter happens least 1/3 rd country believe anything bad lie.
til dueling , common two male giraffes sex eachother. interactions males found frequent heterosexual coupling
til vanessa carlton wrote riff for" thousand miles" 1998. upon hearing mother told her" vanessa , that's hit song. "
til coelacanths thought extinct since cretaceous period , yet discovered alive 1938
til cali cartel murdered many people dumped bodies cauca river local municipality eventually bankrupt cost recovering corpses conducting autopsies.
til washington state originally called columbia thought may confused district columbia rejected.
til kimi raikkonen two points away winning 2003 drivers championship winning one race entire season
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " wanna hear michael caine impression? ' ello , name michael caine.
til judd apatow watched movie" true romance" idea floyd , beloved stoner character played brad pitt , finally leaving apartment getting chased bad guys. idea ended becoming" pineapple express" .
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. 1. rent plane 2. bless rain clouds fly , turn local downfall holy water 3. secretly baptise everyone 4. ~ ~? ?? ~ ~ collect tithes 5. profit get priests sanctify local water supply acround world. baptise everyone every time shower. nope , priests bless 1 birdbath full water time source : holly bibble
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen remember bombing time admitted tap water. us readers , tap water uk really good cheap , idea even filtered tap water 100 times price crass. us tap water really good cheap , too. wherever , gallon jugs generic distilled filtered water also relatively cheap. bottled water crass , reason bought marketing. know ' us. ' texas , tap water awful. worked las vegas , tap water fucking awful too.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen brit 100 % sure think use word. ' spunk spunk ' used mean enthusiasm energy , typically referring quality person.
til day crew battleship uss texas intentionally flooded torpedo tube order cause 2 degree list , giving main guns enough extra elevation boost range & hit target mainland.
til big bird's" imaginary" friend , snuffleupagus , outed real adults series ( 17 seasons ) due string high-profile news stories sexual abuse children.
til beanie babies , height popularity , accounted 10 % ebay traffic collectors insured purchases thousands dollars.
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches
til first barcode scanned pack juicy fruit troy , ohio june 26 , 1974. pack gum receipt display smithsonian institute.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " wanna hear michael caine impression? ' ello , name michael caine.
til pepsi one first advertise directly african-americans , advertisements 1940s portraying as" self-confident middle-class citizens" , well hiring all-black sales team promote pepsi around country.
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold shit neighborhood 0 % chance working out?
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. [ removed ]
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels. ones prefer former quickly labeled rest turmoil as" kinksters"
til that" elephants capable swimmers. recorded swimming six hours without touching bottom , travelled far 48 km ( 30 mi ) stretch speeds 2.1 km / h ( 1 mph
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. [ chart elon's life ] ( [URL] )
til day crew battleship uss texas intentionally flooded torpedo tube order cause 2 degree list , giving main guns enough extra elevation boost range & hit target mainland. " dude i'm telling , flood torpedo blister send one super far! it'll gnarly" afterward" laughing loud rekt" good game
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. forget swallowing raw eggs. would raw eggs make voice rough? shells hard tissue mean that's one creative way contract salmonella odds getting salmonella way astronomically low almost silly even mention it.
til monty python's , always look bright side life played pa system end every iron maiden concert.
til man arrested warrant 2016 returning copy movie freddy got fingered. tom green agreed pay fines outrageous sum
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. " boris yeltsin first words you. s. president clinton upon meeting 1995 , think o. j. it? " guy like relaxed uncle. relaxed drank fifth vodka every day sorry fifth? american always wondered. google maybe people know too. edit : thanks everyone , know international standard alcohol volumes ever thought would. 750ml
til butane canisters manufactured exclusively south korea. exception single manufacturer houston texas.
til 1975 , physicist kip thorne bet stephen hawking one year issues penthouse magazine black holes exist. thorne won.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. * soup meal.
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001.
til : samuel morse invented telegraph received letter wife's failing health .. she'd died.
til george foreman originally paid 40 % profits endorsing george foreman grill. peak grill's sales , making 4.5 million dollars month. fiances mom got us one birthday. pretty good like cooking steaks skeptical_face
til michael jackson's estate continues allocate 20 % posthumous earnings various charities , specified will.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes " * reason , parts play , like boromir ned stark , life online long afterwards. keep seeing - call - memes? " * - sean bean he's us. shit. we've discovered. everybody scatter! memes man? ! cops gonna find them!
til marvel's first movie , howard duck , bombed box office. cost estimated $ 37 million , grossed $ 38 million internationally , netting $ 1 million.
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches wait cockroaches bite? ??
til tank designed swiss military bug turning heater could cause main gun fire
til name" canola oil" coined marketing reasons avoid using word" rape" , in" rapeseed oil" , product's name.
til : imax projectionists wear body armor handling imax lamps ; dropped , explode resulting quartz shrapnel.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11.
til general napier asked respect indian custom burning widows husband's funeral pyre , replied english custom hang murderers. read windows instead widows initially understand someone would upset this. man's window prized possession
til steve jobs took acid , said" taking lsd profound experience , one important things life" would seem there's wide range experiences lsd. since often dark enough thoughts nightmares terrifying , i'd definitely rather risk it. smart. know thyself truly know thyself afraid taking lsd truly know lsd would definitely afraid taking lsd. good-time party drug folks. exactly jobs described , profound experience. definitely fear almost like fear god.
til plato gave definition man as" featherless bipeds ," diogenes plucked chicken brought plato's academy , saying ," behold! i've brought man ," academy added" broad flat nails" definition.
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax soon known as" retail credit agency" following congressional testimony. < two weeks later > okay , calling ourselves" credit mcchecky clown penis" literally name left. let's hope nothing goes wrong time. could always washington redskins credit agency
til male swiss citizen , roger federer compulsorily required serve armed forces. however , 2003 , despite already become tennis pro , deemed ' unfit ' back problem , relieved
til last words serial killer peter krten were" tell .. head chopped , still able hear , least moment , sound blood gushing stump neck? would pleasure end pleasures. " mean guy real jerk.
til o. j. simpson's 1995 verdict announcement murder , long-distance calls declined 58 % , trading new york stock exchange decreased 41 % , water usage decreased , estimated $
til actor martin sheen arrested total 66 times protesting acts civil disobedience - recently 2007 trespassing nevada nuclear test facility. illusive man strikes
til indiana jones changed image archaeology. ' raiders lost ark ' ( 1981 ) , people imagined archaeologist weak , older person needs rescuing. stereotype male ivy league professor /
til opportunity rover still conducting scientific operations 13 years despite original mission lifetime 90 days
til east st. louis higher murder rate honduras , country highest murder rate world
til bunnies ( foetuses newborn ) declared fish pope monks , access fish monasteries , something eat lent.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. " boris yeltsin first words you. s. president clinton upon meeting 1995 , think o. j. it? " guy like relaxed uncle. relaxed drank fifth vodka every day like old russian proverb :" everything's okay enough vodka"
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. thought * fruit * would cure cancer. apples guy bannanas. * b-a-n-a-n-a-s! !! * record i'm singing , correcting spelling error.
til william hung , known famous american idol audition , 73rd generation descendant confucius
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " [ removed ] want sad_face want smile mean ..
til people red hair sensitive thermal pain , less sensitive electrically induced pain , require larger amounts anesthetics people without red hair due mutation melanocortin 1 receptor.
til davy crockett , congressman you. s. house representatives , opposed president andrew jackson's 1830 indian removal act member tennessee delegation vote it. six years later died defending alamo.
til near-extinction bison hunting 1800s gain food , restrict american indians ' dominant food supply ; herds shot trains left rot died
.. british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old. feel like i'm taking crazy pills. op , coin showing front back. person verifying authenticity display front back plastic protective container? saw coin? like separating oreo cookie? oh , haha , no. held place [ plastic container called a" slab" ] ( [URL] ) coin collecting community. ok. i'm going od crazy pills here. slab holds coin. front ( heads ) separated back ( tails )? shown slab. two separate coins , sawn two? separated. fully intact coin. see side coin , literally turn slab around. wonder many pounds hooker cost 1200 years ago.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. job's belief alternative medicine surprising. one point fruitarian believed fruitarians bo , bathe. iirc ashton kutcher tried replicate diet stop due development pancreatic issues. according title gore til gets reposted every , his" pancreas levels high. " oh god , never want pancreas level 1!
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " surreal would see ai inside simulation begin talk simulation?
til original baby ruth candy company claimed bar named babe ruth could avoid paying royalties. later shut rival candy bar actually approved ruth use name grounds names similar.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " [ removed ] want sad_face want smile mean ..
til emperor caracalla visited alexandria , greeted satires insults. responded massacring city's citizens pillaging afterwards.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. hell * * can't remember solution tasks three years. barely remember password internet webpages. google ask want remember password wait see password entered right one.
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. [ business casual video nestle ] ( [URL] ) , good watch. [ graphic shown video's intro ] ( [URL] ) illuminating.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us
til treblinka guard kurt franz would hide small pistol boxing glove. would challenge prisoners boxing matches. right fight begin , franz would shoot prisoner dead.
til korean dmz accidentally created one world's well-preserved nature reserves
til steve jobs took acid , said" taking lsd profound experience , one important things life" would seem there's wide range experiences lsd. since often dark enough thoughts nightmares terrifying , i'd definitely rather risk it.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. fuck? took words right mouth. can't think many situations parents guilty children's actions , certainly one them.
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax ha , sallie mae thing reason. think know , navient.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. nothing .. mormons baptize die! baptize people listed phone book. grandmother use baptize neighborhood kids / babies kitchen sink watching summer. catholic want babies going purgatory / hell.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. think got idea movie? ? 93.6 % hollywood films inspired eric cartman. study done yale , can't seem find link however .. " um .. okay , : adam sandler like love girl. turns girl actually golden retriever something. " that's plot always sunny episode , except rickety cricket instead adam sandler. hilarious episode way. i'm massive always sunny fan thought episode bit weak.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. liberty dies thunderous applause
til : 76 % known serial killers 20th century united states. key word is" known" countries catch acknowledge serial killers. russia bragged usa serial killers. truth never coordinated police force tie crimes together. mean usa # 1 catching known serial killers too?
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. til $ 14 million budget , major hollywood actors , major hollywood filmmaker , film company owned comcast , qualify independent filmmaking. edit. great. top comment snide remark. rip previous also think sp came gay cowboy idea. also recall pudding eating.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. many confused. answer homeowner's insurance likely umbrella coverage. insurance clearly covered acts caused residents household. result , victims could sue parents actually get damages.
til name" canola oil" coined marketing reasons avoid using word" rape" , in" rapeseed oil" , product's name.
til humans ' closest relative , bonobos , peaceful female-run society sex used resolve conflict. they" make love , war. "
til johnny carson joked tonight show nonexistent toilet paper shortage led eventual panic buying leaving store shelves empty causing real shortage lasted weeks
til 3 banana companies overthrew government honduras.
til greek mythology zeus thought earth overpopulated trojan war instigated depopulate earth.
til anne heche drove desert , hiked stranger's house , took shower , announced local sherrifs god going take everyone back heaven spaceship
til american captives vietnam war would authenticate new prisoner's american identity tapping first five notes of" shave haircut" , cell wall , waiting appropriate response
til that" kiln" originally pronounced silent" n. " linguists believe written descriptions kilns reached people never heard ; assumed the" n" pronounced , mispronunciation took over.
til double-blind study published nature showed experienced astrologers better determining people psychological traits based location stars birth someone randomly guessing them. need double blind study tell matters divination imagined fantasies.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. father 4 , 1 16 year old girl ; confirm kids best hit teens , blow half shared data plan 8 days think know every fucking thing. edit : data oh god feel pain brother. 17 19 wrote many time day hear" understand" i'd need nasas budget count all.
til day crew battleship uss texas intentionally flooded torpedo tube order cause 2 degree list , giving main guns enough extra elevation boost range & hit target mainland. eli 5 easier move closer? also reminds [ old reddit post ] ( [URL] ) short answer : draft. texas , loaded max 9m ship underwater. closer , ship would run aground. thank , going say would guess keep range shore based battery. could've tipped land elevate ground cannons case
til kyoto , former capital japan , means" capital city" tokyo means" eastern capital" voted hard burned temple
til walk disturbance ( person worried walk may lose balance ) may appear social anxiety , especially passing group people.
til david letterman created scholarship average" c student ," recognizing marks , extraordinary amazing ways.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. overdue another #purge! people could wrap stop shitting many kids cause they're bored.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. legitimately 1984 stuff right there.
til day crew battleship uss texas intentionally flooded torpedo tube order cause 2 degree list , giving main guns enough extra elevation boost range & hit target mainland. " dude i'm telling , flood torpedo blister send one super far! it'll gnarly" afterward" laughing loud rekt" good game
til william bradford , governor plymouth colony , year old father died sent live grandfather , died two years later sent live mother , died one year later.
til actor martin sheen arrested total 66 times protesting acts civil disobedience - recently 2007 trespassing nevada nuclear test facility. illusive man strikes
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. hell * * can't remember solution tasks three years.
til mexicans highest average annual hours worked world
til teenage fry cook went college study marine science , art , went create spongebob squarepants.
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con person attacked another congoer , adrianne stepped up. congoer? one congo? think related con. specifically congo-con person cosplaying amy. congogoer gogo congo con? gogocongogoer?
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters.
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. * 1905 , companies merged become nestl anglo-swiss condensed milk company , retaining name 1947. * good decision shorten nestl. dunno , think shortened anglo-swiss condensed milk company. roles tongue , know.
til you. state texas roughly 10 % larger france almost twice large germany.
til 2002 fake sequel harry potter appeared china title" harry potter bao zuolong. " book consists text jrr tolkien's hobbit names changed harry potter characters. similar case 2009 book called" dan brown's lost symbol" published ( actual" lost symbol" ) just" picture dorian gray" names changed dan brown characters. hey , least stealing quality literature.
til great famine ireland caused many deaths , ireland's population still recovered ( even 150 years )
til 20th president james a. garfield ambidextrous versed greek latin. would sometimes entertain friends ask questions writing answers simultaneously latin greek using hands.
til post-debacle interview caught lip syncing shows , one members milli vanilli defended saying ," [ milli vanilli ] working mcdonald's. would done? "
til christianity , islam judaism worship abrahamic god. religious texts also feature many figures , histories places. jesus also muslim prophet.
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged league ~ ~ light ~ ~ little 5.5 km. 20,00 would 110,00 km. earth measures 12,750 km across equator. go 20,00 leagues deep , would end 17.6 thousand leagues space. yeah always confused me. never seemed obvious distance travelled depth. depth fathoms , no?
til henley called paramedics home november 21 , 1980 , 16 - year-old girl found naked claiming overdosed quaaludes cocaine. henley got away contributing delinquency minor charge $ 2,500 fine.
til vietnam war known vietnam american war
til theoretical physicist max planck told get field physics professor because" field , almost everything already discovered. " anyway originated quantum theory revolutionized field.
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold shit neighborhood 0 % chance working out?
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. aka american dream. boris politics anyway? true rock star story. thing missing mick jagger couple hookers.
til carrots actually help people see dark. myth propaganda used royal air force explain pilots improved success night air battles , actually used disguise advances radar technology.
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters. german. til kill shelters.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. many confused. answer homeowner's insurance likely umbrella coverage. insurance clearly covered acts caused residents household. result , victims could sue parents actually get damages.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. i'm uncomfortable , cant really explain ..
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! "
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. still cannot get past fact he's stoke trent. drab , dismal , grey shithole planet .. outside lancashire.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging * her" resurrection" also extent seen divine intervention , allowed go free. later life referred as" half-hangit maggie" *" well , tried. " i'm surprised assume witchcraft burn stake. historically failed executions considered act god ( divine intervention ) many common law jurisdictions. condemned released afterwards considered gods live. execute anyone then? god's surely he'd give pox.
til usa one seven countries ratified convention elimination forms discrimination women
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " hear saying it. he's actually great actor. watch" cider house rules ," favourite ," quiet american. " he's british nicholas cage. wants actually try he's great , he's willing half-ass whatever nonsense want throw way , provided pay it.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. something something getting nailed seamen loose hips sink ships. would still stick with" loose lips" , different set.
til 1983 , caddies masters tournament black. due clubs tradition. * indeed , club co-founder clifford roberts reputed said ," long i'm alive , golfers white , caddies black. " * prediction probably turned correct well killed 3rd hole 1977 yes correct
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. never liked seinfeld younger. maybe appreciate older. possibly. think may hard time identifying b / c lot conflict lost b / c technology. imagine living world w / cell phones.
til last words serial killer peter krten were" tell .. head chopped , still able hear , least moment , sound blood gushing stump neck? would pleasure end pleasures. "
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. job's belief alternative medicine surprising. one point fruitarian believed fruitarians bo , bathe. iirc ashton kutcher tried replicate diet stop due development pancreatic issues. movie role?
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. always wonder adult show came would liked it. love curb can't get seinfeld? ! i'm opposite , grew seinfeld still happily rewatch could never get curb. curb makes cringe hard , press stop walk away episode. still like show odd reason try watch cringing larry's inability understand social norms kills me.
til gary webb , reporter san jose mercury news first broke story cia involvement cocaine trade , found dead with" two gunshot wounds head. " death , 2004 , ruled cia bad news. whether dealing drugs , providing children pedophiles , assassinating foreign heads state , acts completely without moral compass.
til valentine's day japan , women give male co-workers chocolate. unpopular co-workers receive cheap giri-choko (" ultra-obligatory" chocolate ) others receive honmei-choko (" true feeling chocolate" ).
til response a" catastrophic emergency ," united states government suspended replaced single , combined branch" coordinated" president , indefinitely.
til steve-o clown graduated ringling brothers barnum & bailey clown college
til british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old.
til america's first female mayor elected 1887. group men nominated joke , 60 percent vote. much 2010 ' money? [ $ 24.80 ] ( [URL] ) somehow 24.80 seems insulting dollar. dollar clearly insult 24 bucks change calculated accurate representation feel did. town mayor fined 1 buck ( country's currency ). never got promotion that. thought funny teacher explained ammount show , important thing fined. promotes mayor laughing loud. given job , elected
til : original 1983 v miniseries inspired 1935 novel happen american fascists replaced alien occupying force make easier market.
til hiroshima policeman went nagasaki teach police officers duck cover days bombings. single officer died nagasaki blast.
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. tortoise bit arse agreeing job isnt he? know. story , tortoise know rabbit slacked off? maybe legitimately believed faster. na seems case digging hole abit deep , probably bragging much afterwards , ended agree maintain bragging rights promoted good job promoted job can't fired. real problem companies.
til nipplegate , janet jackson blacklisted viacom's properties , including vh1 / mtv / cbs / clear channel radio stations , uninvited grammys , lost acting gigs , statue mickey
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. astounds story ," smithsonian expedition leave least two seals male female least give fighting chance beat extinction? " can't save species two individuals ; much inbreeding.
til steve jobs took acid , said" taking lsd profound experience , one important things life" would seem there's wide range experiences lsd. since often dark enough thoughts nightmares terrifying , i'd definitely rather risk it. maybe always disappointed bored experience every time tried it. maybe cheap stuff tried handful times life different" retailers. "
til name" canola oil" coined marketing reasons avoid using word" rape" , in" rapeseed oil" , product's name.
til table beer served belgian schools 1980s. proposed re-introduce low alcohol beer ( < 1.5 % abv ) schools healthier alternative softdrinks.
til : today's average teenagers know vastly milky way galaxies professional astronomers 100 years ago. reason average teenager seen naked people adult 100 years ago. 100 + years ago , naked people adults seen parents , siblings [ cousins ] ( [URL] )
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes method acting. helicopters middle earth. really got character. lot work die 1st movie trilogy. watch extended. watching brormir faramir actually act together amazing makes miss boromir instead despising trying take ring
til british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old. feel like i'm taking crazy pills. op , coin showing front back. person verifying authenticity display front back plastic protective container? saw coin? like separating oreo cookie? oh , haha , no. held place [ plastic container called a" slab" ] ( [URL] ) coin collecting community. ok. i'm going od crazy pills here. slab holds coin. front ( heads ) separated back ( tails )? shown slab. two separate coins , sawn two? looks like op's picture edited show sides label without full slab. thanks.
til quetzalcoatl got drunk slept sister , quetzalpetlatl. upon waking next day , realized , stone box built , laid , set fire. zeus could've learned things guy oedipus plucked eyes found did. way every attempt tell story stage colossal disaster.
til 17th century , roman catholic church ruled beavers fish could eaten fridays.
til canada first country world adopt multiculturalism official policy ; 1971
til actor martin sheen arrested total 66 times protesting acts civil disobedience - recently 2007 trespassing nevada nuclear test facility. illusive man strikes martin sheen great pick character.
til canada first country world adopt multiculturalism official policy ; 1971
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. amazingly , every guns n roses band member appetite destruction still alive. motley too? like f..?
til prisoners female-only concentration camp ravensbruck purposefully sewed socks thin heels toes german soldier's feet would get sore. " mein fuhrer , advance halted" " ze enemy oppose us? "" nein , mein fuhrer , ze soldiers complaining zat zair feet hurt refuse carry on" may sound simple remember socks supposed get * russian winter *. probably lot people giving credit for. sores left untended long get pretty bad. reason lt. dan made big deal fresh dry socks marching in.
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. astounds story ," smithsonian expedition leave least two seals male female least give fighting chance beat extinction? " can't save species two individuals ; much inbreeding.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " middle ground buying 33 guns year without raising suspicion civilian able guns. look sweden example. lots lots guns , tough regulations. edit : 33 guns year
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. something something getting nailed seamen loose hips sink ships.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. yeh , maybe. he's filthy rich bullies basically scumbag losers. yeh. nice think , there's good chance bullies also successful ( obviously comparison average person , elon ). true. several bullies school pretty successful ( least i've heard ) best people i've known terrible things happen like getting cancer. karma real. success great form revenge nonetheless. well we're talking buddhism karma affect bullies ' reincarnation exist , impair current existence iirc
til david hahn , 17 years old attempted build nuclear reactor backyard , one point emitting 100 times normal background radiation.
til airedale terriers carried messages soldiers wwi dedicated duties. one named ' jack ' ran half mile enemy fire. made headquarters jaw broken one leg badly splintered died delivering message
til big bird's" imaginary" friend , snuffleupagus , outed real adults series ( 17 seasons ) due string high-profile news stories sexual abuse children.
til dueling , common two male giraffes sex eachother. interactions males found frequent heterosexual coupling
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. worried purity drugs? visit nearest police station illegal drugs tested - free charge! i'm pick free boat could boat , could * * * mystery box * * *.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. homeowner without kids : umbrella f-ing cheap stupid it. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. insurance broker , advise keep car keys , fireworks , anything incendiary , kid lock key.
til former newspaper editor sun , kelvin mackenzie , published story alleging elton john voiceboxes guard dogs removed. proven wrong reporter went round check dogs barked him.
til big bird's" imaginary" friend , snuffleupagus , outed real adults series ( 17 seasons ) due string high-profile news stories sexual abuse children.
til credit card" chip" technology ( aka emv ) rolled us almost 25 years old wait .. .. rolled out? chip cards you. s?
til : physical attractiveness found important factor enjoying date whether would sleep propositioned. important intelligence personality
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con really got role , good her! dunno , really catwoman play sexually-charged game basketball children watching? loop one , what's context? edit : oh god [ apologize put through. ] ( [URL] )
til bruce lee avoided baked goods refined flour , describing providing empty calories nothing body.
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. say find job love , never work day life. little tougher happen love smoking drinking whiskey , done.
til ferrari monaco since schumacher 2001!
til credit card" chip" technology ( aka emv ) rolled us almost 25 years old
til : today's average teenagers know vastly milky way galaxies professional astronomers 100 years ago.
til wasabi vapour effect similar smelling salts , property exploited create smoke alarms deaf.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank move light annoying put reach? expect serious revenge he's still got bright light annoying him. cunts put reach. block light he's annoyed. clearly wants darkness. idk irks much does. totally agree. one intelligent animals earth compromise cover light .. germans :" zee light must stay on! octopoos cannot break zee rules. " zee octopus dangerous must deel vit it.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen brit 100 % sure think use word. ' spunk spunk '
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. there's also dilbert principle , states companies promote incompetent employees management , less damage.
til carrie fisher got copy star wars holiday special george lucas ( exchange recording dvd commentary star wars ) showed parties ' mainly end night want people leave. '
til grizzly bears feared respected native americans hunting required company 4 10 warriors done preparation ceremoniality intertribal warfare. * * til 2008 sleuth 30 bears besieged platinum mining compound olyotorsky district northern kamchatka. two guards killed prevented workers leaving homes * * article! oh god , they're organizing.
til 27 ad wooden amphitheater collapsed ancient town fidenae resulted death 200-500 spectators. roman senate responded raising building standards banishing creator theater , atilius.
til king george v england dragon tattoo arm
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til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches
storyline chronological order ridley scott's alien prequels goes" prometheus , awakening , covenant" . awakening screenplay already written along elizabeth shaw david 8 featured it.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " he's like actor take every script he's given yet remains highly respected still offered great roles. nic cage started ( he's oscar winner ) destroyed career. nic cage already peaked con air face / off. cannot top performances matter are. enjoyed matchstick men loathe nic cage , weatherman amazing movie.
til jaleel white hated playing role steve urkel in" family matters. " series cancelled , said ," ever see character , take put bullet head put misery. "
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til 1979 film china syndrome , coverup nuclear plant , released , denounced ' character assassination entire industry '. 12 days later , three mile island nuclear accident occurred.
til 2013 study connecticut college revealed oreos might addictive cocaine
til maned wolf's urine smells much like marijuana caused police rotterdam zoo go hunt cannabis smokers
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels. ones prefer former quickly labeled rest turmoil as" kinksters" sometimes can't fight eeling.
til recordings existed alexander graham bell's voice wax cardboard disc discovered 2013. hear bell say scottish-tinged accent" hear voice. .. . alexander. . graham. . bell"
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con
til 1950 ' , marines accidentally ordered hundreds crates tootsie rolls instead mortar rounds.
til gleek. saliva comes stream gland compressed tongue. sometimes referred as" cobra spitting" .
til singer peanut butter jelly time passed away eleven-hour standoff police even snoop dogg brother-in-law tried convince surrender.
til colt 45 malt liquors former slogan was" works every time"
til least two peer-reviewed medical studies suggested stickers mr. yuk , green face used label poisonous household objects , effectively keep children away potential poisons may even attract children.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. yeh , maybe. he's filthy rich bullies basically scumbag losers. yeh. nice think , there's good chance bullies also successful ( obviously comparison average person , elon ). they're sa likely still lives there. that's essentially failed lottery life 101.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance
til wwii british spies posed fake charity groups hand special monopoly games allied prisoners war. games compasses , maps , real money , useful tools escaping.
til african american men incarcerated you. s. total prison populations india , argentina , canada , lebanon , japan , germany , finland , israel england combined.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. island women , defeating english navy power pussy. well , english disease ( regular venereal ) went kill 9/10 tahiti population.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. everyone wants solve overpopulation problem , want die. both. live kids , even stick 1 kid. that's china's trying achieve since 70s establishing one-child law. 2014 ( give take 2 years , bad memory ) changed 2 kids max. source : chinese always two-child law? would keep population constant , it? large parts population excempt law.
til united airlines broke dave carroll's $ 4500 guitar refused pay wrote protest song. next 4 weeks united's stock price fell 10 % , costing stockholders $ 180 million.
til queen elizabeth ii trained mechanic. learned skills wwii ( 1945 ) part auxiliary territorial service.
til 2002 fake sequel harry potter appeared china title" harry potter bao zuolong. " book consists text jrr tolkien's hobbit names changed harry potter characters. similar case 2009 book called" dan brown's lost symbol" published ( actual" lost symbol" ) just" picture dorian gray" names changed dan brown characters. hey , least stealing quality literature.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels. ones prefer former quickly labeled rest turmoil as" kinksters"
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen [ knew ] ( [URL] ) edit : seriously , [ knew ] ( [URL] ). jesus christ. anyone marketing stop say" hey , maybe guy lying back , mouth wide open , eyes closed. sort looks like getting facial. " i've never seen water ad person drinking missing mouth like [ women laughing salads ] ( [URL] ) stock photo thing.
til actors played brother sister on" dexter" began dating , fell love , got engaged , got married , got divorced , continuing play brother sister tv. also entertain storyline thought interested ( adopted ) brother romantically. think post divorce , must've weird tbh , weird case. uncomfortable unnecessary plotline. plotlines dexter? season 4 show trash
til von trapp family , made famous sound music , lost fortune great depression , children's singing careers purely way earn livelihood.
til great famine ireland caused many deaths , ireland's population still recovered ( even 150 years )
til italy installation bidet bathroom mandatory since 1975
til prisoners female-only concentration camp ravensbruck purposefully sewed socks thin heels toes german soldier's feet would get sore. " mein fuhrer , advance halted" " ze enemy oppose us? "" nein , mein fuhrer , ze soldiers complaining zat zair feet hurt refuse carry on" may sound simple remember socks supposed get * russian winter *. probably lot people giving credit for. sores left untended long get pretty bad. reason lt. dan made big deal fresh dry socks marching in.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance army get promoted based fast run two miles. buddy mine great leadership capabilities got passed guy eats crayons run.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis.
til people red hair sensitive thermal pain , less sensitive electrically induced pain , require larger amounts anesthetics people without red hair due mutation melanocortin 1 receptor.
til 4 us states completely banned billboards til 4 states banned them. taking rest guys long?
til mexicans highest average annual hours worked world
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. wish day kazakhstan , tajikistan , kyrgyzstan , uzbekistan , afghanistan , pakistan would merge form huge single country called stanistan. uruguay combines paraguay form .. guayuaguay. czech republic merges slovakia form czechoslovakia. hold , game work? north carolina south carolina merge form superalabama! north south dakota combine even nothing.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind. space race byproduct developing icbms .. spacex merely clever front future top time post / r / prorevenge ..
til grizzly bears feared respected native americans hunting required company 4 10 warriors done preparation ceremoniality intertribal warfare. * * til 2008 sleuth 30 bears besieged platinum mining compound olyotorsky district northern kamchatka. two guards killed prevented workers leaving homes * * article! oh god , they're organizing.
til 80s hair band winger trace massive mid - 90s downfall popularity mocked relentlessly on" beavis butt-head" subsequent mike judge projects
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging r / accidentalpun that's great sub , thanks roping in! loop. puns tight! ! #do get it? noose tight. still get it.
til carrots actually help people see dark. myth propaganda used royal air force explain pilots improved success night air battles , actually used disguise advances radar technology.
til matthew mcconaughey replaced owen wilson ' tropic thunder ' wilson's battle depression attempt suicide overdosing slitting wrists imagine last movie ever made & dupree. apparently that's exactly imagining , almost became self-fulfilling. makes * * * * depressed. owen wilson much better that. really think he's great actor .. everyone reddit seems think though
til aboriginal canadian version lacrosse , team consisted 100 100 men , played 1600ft 100ft long field lasted sunrise sundown two three days straight. symbolic alternative war.
til genghis khan tengrist , religiously tolerant interested learning philosophical moral lessons religions. consulted buddhist monks , muslims , christian missionaries , taoist monk qiu chuji.
til rms olympic , sister ship titanic , rammed u-boat sunk , making merchant ship world war sunk enemy vessel.
til billionaire oil tycoon j. paul getty installed pay phone mansion guests use would billed calls.
til jupiter's center gravity sun outside sun's surface. technically , mutual orbit around , around point extremely close sun.
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. say find job love , never work day life. little tougher happen love smoking drinking whiskey , done.
til seinfeld episode" revenge" based experience screenwriter larry david , quit job saturday night live , felt made mistake reached home , returned following morning nothing happened.
til big bird's" imaginary" friend , snuffleupagus , outed real adults series ( 17 seasons ) due string high-profile news stories sexual abuse children.
til 1997 killer whale held great white shark upside 15 minutes , causing suffocate , ate liver.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. "
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " [ removed ] want sad_face want smile mean ..
til founding fathers officially stated treaty tripoli that" government united states america , sense , founded christian religion" .
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. everyone freaking : seal extinct. fact well listed as" least concern" - - furthest category from" extinct" . uneducated , furthest category extinct still extinction spectrum , every animal fit spectrum. like category field mice? edit : thanks answers guys! i'm authority , humans listed as" least concern" . likely latter.
til quetzalcoatl got drunk slept sister , quetzalpetlatl. upon waking next day , realized , stone box built , laid , set fire.
til one ever seen echidna ejaculate. sir , seen enough sonic hedge hog fan art. google" [ first name ] hedgehog. " by" ," mean" dont. " first name extremely unusual , 4 living people know it. 3 father grandfather.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes method acting. helicopters middle earth.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. oh , poor eel! " what's .. .. oh! oh , god .. no! ah , fuck! no! again! goddammit! " [ relevant nsfw video ] ( [URL] )
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank move light annoying put reach? expect serious revenge he's still got bright light annoying him. cunts put reach. block light he's annoyed. clearly wants darkness. idk irks much does. totally agree. one intelligent animals earth compromise cover light .. germans :" zee light must stay on! octopoos cannot break zee rules. " zee octopus dangerous must deel vit it.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material.
til quentin tarantino dropped high school age 14 got job usher porn theater lying age. .
blizzard taking action players spam hero voice lines overwatch
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. i'm uncomfortable , cant really explain ..
til greek mythology zeus thought earth overpopulated trojan war instigated depopulate earth.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. everyone wants solve overpopulation problem , want die. both. live kids , even stick 1 kid. that's china's trying achieve since 70s establishing one-child law. 2014 ( give take 2 years , bad memory ) changed 2 kids max. source : chinese
til tic tacs mainly made sugar allowed labelled zero sugar per serving despite sugar due weight.
til death steve irwin , speculated series revenge killings , least ten stingrays found dead mutilated coast queensland strangest case misplaced rage i've ever seen.
til brendan fraser pays $ 900,00 year alimony ex-wife afton smith. got separated 2008 ..
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. relaxed drank fifth vodka every day like old russian proverb :" everything's okay enough vodka" including vodka? especially vodka. even vodka.
trivia : winner hungarian gp gone win title since 2004
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity.
til double-blind study published nature showed experienced astrologers better determining people psychological traits based location stars birth someone randomly guessing them.
til movie lord war , production team rented 300 real sa vz. 58 rifles stand ak 47s cheaper prop guns.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. oh fucking * god * , poor guy. blame slightest. tell it! guy grand prix essentially mocked triumph. dunno , would love someone played" america , fuck yea" something equally stereotypical.
til 1984 mcdonalds offered free big macs , fries , coke gold silver bronze olympics. year soviet union boycotted us olympics therefore us got many medals expected became huge failure
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes love song ice fire books like show. however watch episodes. picture ned differently , still sean beans voice read first book. thought ned looking lot younger sean bean. ned 35ish book. joffrey taller rob jon tyrion 1 black eye bron supposed like 23. also , moon door actual door floor.
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax ha , sallie mae thing reason. think know , navient. * ahem * xfiniti cough * spectrum * cough yeah really suck cox. spectrum , pay $ 55 / mo 250/25 bandwidth caps. pretty much everyone talk worse speeds higher price.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " middle ground buying 33 guns year without raising suspicion civilian able guns. look sweden example. lots lots guns , tough regulations. edit : 33 guns year
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. tortoise bit arse agreeing job isnt he? know. story , tortoise know rabbit slacked off? maybe legitimately believed faster. na seems case digging hole abit deep , probably bragging much afterwards , ended agree maintain bragging rights promoted good job promoted job can't fired. real problem companies.
til many german pows captured allies ww2 horrified footage holocaust burned uniforms called germany surrender , even volunteered join fight axis.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. always wonder adult show came would liked it. love curb can't get seinfeld? ! i'm opposite , grew seinfeld still happily rewatch could never get curb. curb makes cringe hard , press stop walk away episode. still like show odd reason try watch cringing larry's inability understand social norms kills me.
til penn jillette said interview big part penn & teller's success longevity due never close friends
til pitbulls responsible fatal dog attacks america past 2 years unfortunately lot stem situational improper husbandry ignorance .. pitbulls rotties shitty dogs shitty people attracted them. world may never know.
til ancient greek philosopher jumped active volcano prove immortal god
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. actually makes lot meaningful. hare nap job everyone would die anyways? guess story pointlessness achievement face unavoidable death? reading employ animals form part critical communications infrastructure simply speed / reliability / fault-tolerance / integrity properties modern built environment needs.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance holy shit , exactly came say. nuke too? implications comment massively scary. mean , many people would willingly stay sub deep underwater cramp / pressurized tube breathing recycled air.
til lyrics elton john's ' rocket man ' meant taken literally mars bound astronaut leaving family job.
til postal code north pole h0h 0h0 reference santa
til post-debacle interview caught lip syncing shows , one members milli vanilli defended saying ," [ milli vanilli ] working mcdonald's. would done? "
til steve jobs took acid , said" taking lsd profound experience , one important things life" whenever see posts lsd think ," huh , that's one things i'd like try lifetime" . remember idea would even go safely acquiring , even netherlands.
til : 76 % known serial killers 20th century united states. key word is" known" countries catch acknowledge serial killers. russia bragged usa serial killers. truth never coordinated police force tie crimes together. like iran saying homosexuals. thought implying killed
til former french president flix faure , died getting bj office
til former newspaper editor sun , kelvin mackenzie , published story alleging elton john voiceboxes guard dogs removed. proven wrong reporter went round check dogs barked him.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging fishwife hanged murdering illegitimate infant shortly birth. well blame then. gave birth ungodly human / fish chimera would expect do? kill get's big. mean , makes sense me. think stay size whatever container keep
til victoria's secret founded man felt embarrassed buying lingerie wife. wanted store men could feel comfortable buying lingerie , however business model later became unprofitable company sold.
til vladimir great russia confronted choice converting russia christianity islam. eventually chose christianity , islamic teaching alcohol , saying ," drinking joy rus '. cannot exist without pleasure. "
til orthodox jews prohibited walking past motion sensor turn light sabbath.
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con really got role , good her! dunno , really catwoman play sexually-charged game basketball children watching? loop one , what's context? edit : oh god
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity.
til prisoners female-only concentration camp ravensbruck purposefully sewed socks thin heels toes german soldier's feet would get sore. " mein fuhrer , advance halted" " ze enemy oppose us? "" nein , mein fuhrer , ze soldiers complaining zat zair feet hurt refuse carry on" may sound simple remember socks supposed get * russian winter *. probably lot people giving credit for. sores left untended long get pretty bad. reason lt. dan made big deal fresh dry socks marching in.
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time * know of.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. yeah , kids fine. teenagers hand ..
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. [ chart elon's life ] ( [URL] )
.. annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank surroundings. imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " " nested simulations would taxing systems. we'll make physically impossible. "" how? "" i'm sure , we'll make something like speed light. " came comments , left questioning life.
til tic tacs mainly made sugar allowed labelled zero sugar per serving despite sugar due weight.
til greek god fertility , never ending boner sacrificial animal ass. name gave rise medical term priapism - - prolonged erection
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged jules verne treasury kid , illustrations always blew away. think they're woodcuts? [URL]
til terry kath band chigaco's last words were" worry .. look , clip even it" - putting pistol temple pulling trigger.
til patsy cline offered car ride back nashville singer dottie west. cline refused , telling west ," worry , hoss. time go , time. " patsy cline died plane crash
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen well , there's sodium dasani , could little salty. there's probably semen protein water drink it! got electrolytes.
til 4 us states completely banned billboards til 4 states banned them. taking rest guys long? we're resource-rich tourist destinations
til henry ford invent assembly line. invented ransom e. olds ( oldsmobile ).
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen brit 100 % sure think use word. ' spunk spunk ' used mean enthusiasm energy , typically referring quality person.
til prohibition , people used get prescriptions ' medical ' wine alcohol , like today weed.
til clippy unpopular time , part windows xp's marketing making people aware could disable him.
til one ever seen echidna ejaculate. sir , seen enough sonic hedge hog fan art. google" [ first name ] hedgehog. " by" ," mean" dont. " first name extremely unusual , 4 living people know it. 3 father grandfather.
til band chumbawamba , mainly known ubiquitous hit" tubthumping" , actually politically charged anarcho-punk band advised fans steal music chain stores.
til japanese kamikaze pilots allowed return find suitable target. one pilot shot ninth return. * shrugs *" odds , amarite? " * shot dead *
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax ha , sallie mae thing reason. think know , navient. * ahem * xfiniti cough * spectrum * cough yeah really suck cox. spectrum , pay $ 55 / mo 250/25 bandwidth caps. pretty much everyone talk worse speeds higher price.
til 1986 , beer drinking goat elected mayor small town texas , usa
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. dolphin without hands? dolphin penises prehensile. like tentacles. take moment think that. til i'm never swimming ocean again.
til russia's economy ( $ 1.3 ) 69 % size italy's economy ( $ 1.9 ).
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity. meanwhile , i'm starting think selling kidney i'm broke .. funny say recently research organ markets. illegal sell organs you. s. , despite economically efficient solution organ shortage. good alternative would make motorcycles dirt cheap.
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. everyone freaking : seal extinct. fact well listed as" least concern" - - furthest category from" extinct" . uneducated , furthest category extinct still extinction spectrum , every animal fit spectrum. like category field mice? edit : thanks answers guys!
til anne heche drove desert , hiked stranger's house , took shower , announced local sherrifs god going take everyone back heaven spaceship
til brig. gen. otis howard right arm amputated wounded battle , fellow union brig. gen. philip kearny ( lost left arm american-mexican war ) later remarked ," general , buy
til monty python's , always look bright side life played pa system end every iron maiden concert.
til america's first female mayor elected 1887. group men nominated joke , 60 percent vote. 4chan 1887?
til you. state texas roughly 10 % larger france almost twice large germany.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " wanna hear michael caine impression? ' ello , name michael caine.
til directing jurassic park , spielberg saw cgi t. rex , said stop motion animator phil tippett ," job ," tippett replied ," mean extinct? ". spielberg later incorporated dialogue " ahahahaha good one .. get set. " * tippett stop motions set. *
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. dog still alive? isn't. probably dispose body. is. turning 18 june. sure celebrate registering vote! heard trump lost dog vote 17-0 makes sense since clinton dogs photographed giving head pats .. trump never pet ever.
til former french president flix faure , died getting bj office
giroud scored 26 goals france. 19 friendlies.
til harlan ellison wrote hugo award winning short story" mouth , must scream" single night. made changes first draft.
til bruce willis agreed guest star friends losing bet his" whole nine yards" co-star mathew perry. played jennifer aniston's love interest 3 episode arc emmy performance. donated acting fee five
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time * know of.
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging r / accidentalpun that's great sub , thanks roping in! loop. puns tight! ! #do get it? noose tight. still get it.
til terry kath band chigaco's last words were" worry .. look , clip even it" - putting pistol temple pulling trigger.
til governor len small illinois acquitted embezzlement , eight jurors made decision received state jobs
til term checkmate , according barnhart etymological dictionary , alteration persian phrase" shh mt" ( ) means , literally ," king helpless" word ( mta ) still exists pashto , means destroyed. matar spanish means kill.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen well , there's sodium dasani , could little salty. there's probably semen protein water drink it! got electrolytes.
til jfk prescribed use rocking chair ease back pain , enjoyed much would give rocking chairs gifts friends , family , heads state.
til picture severed japanese head tank turret published life magazine february 1 , 1943 , generated less protest letters image mistreated cat issue.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging i've heard" ~ ~ hung ~ ~ hanged neck dead" many times never thought anything it. cool. cool cool cool. edit : til correct time say hanged referring killing person
til indiana jones changed image archaeology. ' raiders lost ark ' ( 1981 ) , people imagined archaeologist weak , older person needs rescuing. stereotype male ivy league professor /
til postal code north pole h0h 0h0 reference santa
til siege , mongols catapulted corpses infected plague city walls infect inhabitants.
til siege , mongols catapulted corpses infected plague city walls infect inhabitants.
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league
til carrie fisher got copy star wars holiday special george lucas ( exchange recording dvd commentary star wars ) showed parties ' mainly end night want people leave. '
til greek mythology zeus thought earth overpopulated trojan war instigated depopulate earth.
til dogs laugh. make laugh-like sounds tickled playing , sounds positive effect puppies hearing them.
.. throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank surroundings. imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " " nested simulations would taxing systems. we'll make physically impossible. "" how? "" i'm sure , we'll make something like speed light. " " let's make sure control passage time. problem solved. "
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. many confused. answer homeowner's insurance likely umbrella coverage. insurance clearly covered acts caused residents household. result , victims could sue parents actually get damages. homeowners insurance include? yep , umbrella policy. one added mine. $ 1 million covers pretty much anything around $ 300 / year. whats funny teenager moves it'll drop $ 120 / year!
vinyl fact #672 - peter gabriel wanted close his" so" album with" eyes" due heavy bass line subsequent inner groove distortion.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. gotta make sexy eat. hips nips. make sexy! gonna get higher ^ ^ ^ higher edit : humble post pushed 20,00 karma threshold three * whole years * lame posts. thank , taking higher ^ ^ ^ higher [ guys mind pcp? ] ( [URL] )
til australian funnel web spiders accidentally toxic given fact venom appears fairly harmless many animals except primates primates native australia.
til creed bratton office played real life creed bratton , former member 1960s band grass roots
til vietnam war 30,00 american draft dodgers fled canada , number canadians volunteered fight
til steve jobs took acid , said" taking lsd profound experience , one important things life" would seem there's wide range experiences lsd. since often dark enough thoughts nightmares terrifying , i'd definitely rather risk it. smart. know thyself truly know thyself afraid taking lsd truly know lsd would definitely afraid taking lsd. good-time party drug folks. exactly jobs described , profound experience. definitely fear almost like fear god.
til william hung , known famous american idol audition , 73rd generation descendant confucius
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. remember pudding eating bm yesterday .. " .. pudding eating , going sue" said trey parker. probably heard took scene post. .. eat then? ?? cowboy ass
til astronaut sunita williams first person run marathon space , finishing 4 hours 24 minutes treadmill aboard international space station.
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. dairy industry done impressive things years. food pyramid designed specifically encourage milk cheese consumption help struggling dairy farmers. wait. telling nutritional information .. official nutritional information government uses strictly scientifical? oh honey goes top triangle. bee lobby really powerful.
til cali cartel murdered many people dumped bodies cauca river local municipality eventually bankrupt cost recovering corpses conducting autopsies.
til male dolphins sometimes masturbate wrapping live eel around penis
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers.
til kimi raikkonen two points away winning 2003 drivers championship winning one race entire season
til name hotmail chosen contains html , originally styled hotmail.
til ian anderson , frontman rock band jethro tull , adopted flute realized would never be" good eric clapton" electric guitar.
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league calling - bayern stumble group stages champions league get third , fall europa league , we'll make annual trip allianz round 32.
til medal honor recipient thomas baker asked left behind japanese counter attack saipan due wounded. asked 1 pistol 8 bullets. returning us army found corpse 8 dead japanese. asked bullets.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly
storyline chronological order ridley scott's alien prequels goes" prometheus , awakening , covenant" . awakening screenplay already written along elizabeth shaw david 8 featured it.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death die beating grizzly fistfight i'd regret fuck die champion
til prison warden loved retired , 100 inmates pooled together money throw party.
til carl jung sigmund freud met first time , talked thirteen hours straight
til enough water lake superior flood entire landmasses north south america depth 1 foot. contains 3 quadrillion gallons fresh water. good thing take care great lakes keep clean pollutants / - michigander
til o. j. simpson's 1995 verdict announcement murder , long-distance calls declined 58 % , trading new york stock exchange decreased 41 % , water usage decreased , estimated $
til movie lord war , production team rented 300 real sa vz. 58 rifles stand ak 47s cheaper prop guns.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " gene hackman asked starred superman said" give 2 million reasons why" particularly great reasons , taken together , become impossible refuse. wait minute , superman good though! ! f..! !! ?? superman iv however i've never heard this" superman iv" .. low budget movie terrible plot bad acting? / almost sarcasm try pretend idea never came like idea nicholas cage considered superman role.
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters. german. til kill shelters. too. shelter kill doggos? bc underfunded. either killed , literally looks like concentration camp. got funding , could no-kill shelters. us no-kill shelters.
til kimi raikkonen two points away winning 2003 drivers championship winning one race entire season
til grizzly bears feared respected native americans hunting required company 4 10 warriors done preparation ceremoniality intertribal warfare. * * til 2008 sleuth 30 bears besieged platinum mining compound olyotorsky district northern kamchatka. two guards killed prevented workers leaving homes * * article! oh god , they're organizing. never thought would read" bears besieged" sentence
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels. human equivalent figuring jerk conditioner shampoo?
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" really fucking picture , ops fault come reddit find advert. want bars wall [ think it? ] ( [URL] ) im trouble locating large breasted woman. _oo_ / | | /
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. til anti-vaxers trying save economy. sacrificing children. people's children compromised immune systems. adults behind booster shots.
til brendan fraser pays $ 900,00 year alimony ex-wife afton smith. got separated 2008 ..
til siege , mongols catapulted corpses infected plague city walls infect inhabitants.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. evaded secret service managed make whitehouse grounds whilst underwear. someone shat brick night. either none whitehouse security team balls man handle russian premier back indoors , yeltsin drunk af embarrassing russia problem , choke holding head state diplomatic incident
til single asteroid , named hebe , origin 40 % meteorites hit earth.
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time * know of. yea , like half animals ocean specific breeding grounds. right , necessarily mean they're capable communicating location distance breeding grounds members species - something ants , bees , ravens humans do.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" things never change.
til prisoners female-only concentration camp ravensbruck purposefully sewed socks thin heels toes german soldier's feet would get sore. " mein fuhrer , advance halted" " ze enemy oppose us? "" nein , mein fuhrer , ze soldiers complaining zat zair feet hurt refuse carry on" may sound simple remember socks supposed get * russian winter *. probably lot people giving credit for. sores left untended long get pretty bad. reason lt. dan made big deal fresh dry socks marching in.
til male swiss citizen , roger federer compulsorily required serve armed forces. however , 2003 , despite already become tennis pro , deemed ' unfit ' back problem , relieved
til last words serial killer peter krten were" tell .. head chopped , still able hear , least moment , sound blood gushing stump neck? would pleasure end pleasures. " hear sound blood gushing stump neck , would ejaculate? r / nocontext r / evenwithcontext finally proper use. ejaculate?
til jerry seinfeld dated 17 - year-old girl 39 years old.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand"
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league actually find el interesting comp. teams every year. refreshing tourny lot different ' big ' teams every year , bar sevilla they're interesting honestly believe champo league good gets terms quality football oh 100 % , terms excitement variety el. variety? yes. excitement? debateable. cl exciting moments football life. they're great tbh i'm glad el getting attention days. fair enough! may getting bit carried away. never forget 2005
til gowanus canal brooklyn , nyc polluted unidentifiable new forms microbiological life arisen sludge
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. astounds story ," smithsonian expedition leave least two seals male female least give fighting chance beat extinction? " can't save species two individuals ; much inbreeding.
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. amazingly , every guns n roses band member appetite destruction still alive. motley too? like f..? none hold candle ozzy. he's actually donating body science dies figure lived drugs alcohol. prince darkness , whatever want. another ( formerly ) insanely alcohol addled" prince darkness" still alive form alice cooper. maybe consider possibility made deal devil
til theoretical physicist max planck told get field physics professor because" field , almost everything already discovered. " anyway originated quantum theory revolutionized field.
til pepsi's progressive president 1940s led marketing campaign put african americans positive light , cornering untapped market taking advantage coca-cola's hesitance hire black workers.
til actor martin sheen arrested total 66 times protesting acts civil disobedience - recently 2007 trespassing nevada nuclear test facility. imagine could president like character west wing .. american politics much closer house cards moment west wing read dc insiders find veep realistic portrayal jobs.
warriors 5 team captains ( curry , kd , klay , dray iggy ) 15 players. one third roster made captains
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. oh , sorry , thought america
til george foreman originally paid 40 % profits endorsing george foreman grill. peak grill's sales , making 4.5 million dollars month. garage sales still awash things. almost bad shake weight , nutri bullet , soda stream. except grills awesome. always wondered made good burgers.
til jerry seinfeld dated 17 - year-old girl 39 years old.
til male chicks born egg farms , considered useless. thus , disposed , grinding alive.
til that" elephants capable swimmers. recorded swimming six hours without touching bottom , travelled far 48 km ( 30 mi ) stretch speeds 2.1 km / h ( 1 mph
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. nope. take phrase. > jack jill went hill , jack tripped jill. resulted lawsuit. becomes jajwuth 42ofjtbtbj98trial! # wait share how'd kno let's hope website hashes user data effectively. otherwise idiot uses passw 0rd password might get data stolen. reddit censor password comment it? lapislazulirule 34 work?
til - edison died nikola tesla wrote negative obituary nyt - made fun hygiene work ethic know history two makes sense almost amazing people aware tesla-edison history. edit : documentaries besides comic oatmeal posted. jesus people , comment something original. sadly can't clam know much , know edison fucked tesla general shit lots great documentaries show life depth. like prestige?
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly like high school history stuff , anyway. covered either ap euro world , american semi confidently say particular event really talked american high school.
til : denver international airport , largest us , one half times size manhattan
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film.
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged league ~ ~ light ~ ~ little 5.5 km. 20,00 would 110,00 km. earth measures 12,750 km across equator. go 20,00 leagues deep , would end 17.6 thousand leagues space. according wikipedia verne used paris league 4km , 80 00km total.
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. amazingly , every guns n roses band member appetite destruction still alive. motley too? like f..? none hold candle ozzy. he's actually donating body science dies figure lived drugs alcohol. prince darkness , whatever want. another ( formerly ) insanely alcohol addled" prince darkness" still alive form alice cooper. maybe consider possibility made deal devil
til japanese oil tanker captain fell cactus santa barbra oil field , provoking laughter local workers. 5 years later returned imperial japanese navy sub made first mainland shelling us oil
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. [ chart elon's life ] ( [URL] ) fucking hell i'm useless. dad gave 28,00 dollars bet could come something
til matthew mcconaughey replaced owen wilson ' tropic thunder ' wilson's battle depression attempt suicide overdosing slitting wrists
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" kinda want one now. would love sample beer like back then. like everything else ancient history , probably 100 times shittier used
til aboriginal canadian version lacrosse , team consisted 100 100 men , played 1600ft 100ft long field lasted sunrise sundown two three days straight. symbolic alternative war.
til schrdinger believe possibility cat simultaneously dead alive. thought experiment meant criticize absurdity existing view quantum mechanics.
til almost albums , lenny kravitz sang songs , everything else : played guitar , bass , drums , percussions produced himself.
til battle 1797 , british admiral horatio nelson badly wounded right arm. came surgeon said ," sooner better ," within half hour amputation returned command forces.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. hence term" irony" * another made fact brought reddit * get made-up facts r / politics!
til battle 1797 , british admiral horatio nelson badly wounded right arm. came surgeon said ," sooner better ," within half hour amputation returned command forces.
til three four longest recorded sniper kills canadians
til table beer served belgian schools 1980s. proposed re-introduce low alcohol beer ( < 1.5 % abv ) schools healthier alternative softdrinks.
almost half voters expect brexit talks conclude successfully , poll suggests
til nikola tesla able integral calculus head , leading teachers believe cheating.
til common heart shape ( :heart_suit: ) quite possibly based seed used birth control ancient times.
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. * 1905 , companies merged become nestl anglo-swiss condensed milk company , retaining name 1947. * good decision shorten nestl. dunno , think shortened anglo-swiss condensed milk company. roles tongue , know. anglo milk sounds dirty
til orthodox jews prohibited walking past motion sensor turn light sabbath.
til 1983 , caddies masters tournament black. due clubs tradition.
til emperor caracalla visited alexandria , greeted satires insults. responded massacring city's citizens pillaging afterwards.
til kangaroos fart burp. instead , methane converted acetate , used generate energy
til since humans became aware mortality roughly 150,00 years ago , developed one mechanism dealing existential anxiety accompanies : denial.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. [ chart elon's life ] ( [URL] )
til 4 us states completely banned billboards
til penn jillette said interview big part penn & teller's success longevity due never close friends
til single helmet air force's new f - 35 fighter costs $ 400,00
manchester united equalled record draws single premier league season
til tyrannosaurus arms 1 meter long heavily muscled , biceps capable lifting several hundred pounds alone. appear small weak relative rest body.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen brit 100 % sure think use word. ' spunk spunk ' spunky! ! excited , energetic , etc. " full spunk" means" full energy" although even you. s. undertones.
til paul revere actually shouted" regulars coming out" , not" british coming" , since massachusetts colonists still considered british citizens time.
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. went become one evil morally deprived corporations existence ..
til hairy frog known the" wolverine frog" thought intentionally break toe bones force sharp" claws" flesh means defence.
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. [ business casual video nestle ] ( [URL] ) , good watch. [ graphic shown video's intro ] ( [URL] ) illuminating.
til ford actually base decision ford pinto estimated legal costs lawsuits. myth given new life fight club. * devalues friends family even * must find friends first devalue buy friends $ 1.2 million shit i'll friend 10 dollars listen sing?
til report found , every $ 1 invested us national park service , american public receives $ 4 economic value.
til george foreman originally paid 40 % profits endorsing george foreman grill. peak grill's sales , making 4.5 million dollars month. garage sales still awash things. almost bad shake weight , nutri bullet , soda stream. except grills awesome. always wondered made good burgers.
til armadillos genus dasypus ( ones found us ) give birth four genetically identical young split embryo ; i. e. always identical quadruplets ; known vertebrate animals exhibit this" polyembryony"
til mexicans highest average annual hours worked world
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. * 1905 , companies merged become nestl anglo-swiss condensed milk company , retaining name 1947. * good decision shorten nestl. dunno , think shortened anglo-swiss condensed milk company. roles tongue , know. anglo milk sounds dirty
til gino bartali - champion italian cyclist. wwii , cycled italy carrying messages italian resistance. even smuggled jews wagon secret compartment telling people part training.
til oj simpson's father well-known drag queen sf area died aids 1986.
til common heart shape ( :heart_suit: ) quite possibly based seed used birth control ancient times.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly like high school history stuff , anyway. covered either ap euro world , american semi confidently say particular event really talked american high school.
til classic pc game" baldur's gate" developed , alongside engine , 18 months team 60 people never worked video game before.
til roseanne barr hit car age 16 , hood ornament went brain skull. behavior changed radically institutionalized eight months utah state hospital , baby , gave adoption.
til james cameron supposed make spider man film 1990s leonardo dicaprio spider man & arnold schwarzenegger doctor octopus
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. holy shit , exactly came say. nuke too? implications comment massively scary. mean , many people would willingly stay sub deep underwater cramp / pressurized tube breathing recycled air. bunch dudes age 25 .. shenanigans pretty fucked , understand.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us well , there's sodium dasani , could little salty.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging always wondered , thought hanged , probably sentenced death , the" dead" part implied , since put death. guess good loophole end , though!
.. jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank surroundings. imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " " nested simulations would taxing systems. we'll make physically impossible. "" how? "" i'm sure , we'll make something like speed light. "
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. dolphin without hands? dolphin penises prehensile. like tentacles. take moment think that. til i'm never swimming ocean again.
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. i'd rather face service roll anyway follow me. nicki minaj often like pizza chinese buffet. see , respect , i'm feeling moment. saying want stick dick chinese buffet? saying don't? i'm sure buffet handle bring table
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels. human equivalent figuring jerk conditioner shampoo? wait jerk conditioner? i'll right back five minutes. what's taking long?
til brig. gen. otis howard right arm amputated wounded battle , fellow union brig. gen. philip kearny ( lost left arm american-mexican war ) later remarked ," general , buy
til communism killed people regime type. killed holocaust japanese war crimes combined. colonialist capitalism even come close.
til male swiss citizen , roger federer compulsorily required serve armed forces. however , 2003 , despite already become tennis pro , deemed ' unfit ' back problem , relieved
til 1983 , caddies masters tournament black. due clubs tradition. * indeed , club co-founder clifford roberts reputed said ," long i'm alive , golfers white , caddies black. " * prediction probably turned correct well killed 3rd hole 1977 yes correct
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged
til clippy unpopular time , part windows xp's marketing making people aware could disable him.
til double-blind study published nature showed experienced astrologers better determining people psychological traits based location stars birth someone randomly guessing them. need double blind study tell matters divination imagined fantasies.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. job's belief alternative medicine surprising. one point fruitarian believed fruitarians bo , bathe. iirc ashton kutcher tried replicate diet stop due development pancreatic issues. movie role?
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind. driving newer car awful people walking / biking front you. either honk look like inpatient asshole tread behind pissing drivers behind you. need add button activates speaker projects forward smooth spoken word gospel album performed musk medium volume. look next model joking , really need polite version horn. like ," woo-hoo , i'm behind you! "
til 1975 , physicist kip thorne bet stephen hawking one year issues penthouse magazine black holes exist. thorne won.
til name tyrone irish county tyrone
til battle 1797 , british admiral horatio nelson badly wounded right arm. came surgeon said ," sooner better ," within half hour amputation returned command forces.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly like high school history stuff , anyway. covered either ap euro world , american semi confidently say particular event really talked american high school.
til name hotmail chosen contains html , originally styled hotmail. growing think html abbreviation hotmail , guess worked.
til crowned eagle , known bird confirmed viewing humans prey
til reindeer one mammals see uv light , allowing see lichen , polar bears snow , urine trails people get cataract surgery eyes also report seeing you. v purple haze grocery story scanners you. v sources. see growing old bad haha edit * wow comment went crazy! i've read , we're capable seeing uv light lens protects blocks it. uv light damages vision , problem short-lived animals we're short-lived. lenses darkens time? get damaged uv? babies see world brightly aged people? sort of. uv light causes oxidization lens time causes yellow yes , cataracts. wear sunglasses even cloudy days. wear sunglasses night.
til height pokmon go , number players tried sneaking highly classified military explosives plant virginia charizard reportedly located inside arsenal.
til 360 kilogrammes lunar soil samples brought back apollo missions rusted corroding vacuum bottle seals exposed water oxygen earth's atmosphere.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death die beating grizzly fistfight i'd regret fuck
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us americans say" got lot spunk kid" . said you. k would arrested. maybe 1940s .. gal's got moxie! look well takes spunk!
til steve jobs took acid , said" taking lsd profound experience , one important things life" would seem there's wide range experiences lsd. since often dark enough thoughts nightmares terrifying , i'd definitely rather risk it. smart. know thyself truly know thyself afraid taking lsd truly know lsd would definitely afraid taking lsd. good-time party drug folks. exactly jobs described , profound experience. definitely fear almost like fear god.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. job's belief alternative medicine surprising. one point fruitarian believed fruitarians bo , bathe. iirc ashton kutcher tried replicate diet stop due development pancreatic issues. movie role?
til galveston , texas ruled french pirates 1816 1821
til jupiter's center gravity sun outside sun's surface. technically , mutual orbit around , around point extremely close sun.
til gary webb , reporter san jose mercury news first broke story cia involvement cocaine trade , found dead with" two gunshot wounds head. " death , 2004 , ruled cia bad news. whether dealing drugs , providing children pedophiles , assassinating foreign heads state , acts completely without moral compass.
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero. " fantastic four movie mistake" ~ stan lee * probably *
til sam kinison killed drunk driver crossed median hit sam's vehicle head on. according friend , looked unharmed , began speaking one , saying" want die. " ," why? "
til english word cereal derived ' ceres ' , roman goddess harvest agriculture.
students avoid making eye contact could guilty racism , oxford university says
til creed bratton office played real life creed bratton , former member 1960s band grass roots
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. " boris yeltsin first words you. s. president clinton upon meeting 1995 , think o. j. it? " guy like relaxed uncle. relaxed drank fifth vodka every day like old russian proverb :" everything's okay enough vodka"
til william hung , known famous american idol audition , 73rd generation descendant confucius
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. reminded ted talk one shooter's mother did. however , page crashing now. , reddit thread that? ted tedx? what's difference?
til shaka zulu's mother died 1827 , 7,00 people executed being" insufficiently grief-stricken" . cows also slaughtered young calves would" know feels like lose mother. "
til - wwi , king albert belgium personally led defense germans , queen served nurse , son enlisted infanty.
til 1984 mcdonalds offered free big macs , fries , coke gold silver bronze olympics. year soviet union boycotted us olympics therefore us got many medals expected became huge failure
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind. driving newer car awful people walking / biking front you. either honk look like inpatient asshole tread behind pissing drivers behind you.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " particularly great reasons , taken together , become impossible refuse. wait minute , superman good though! ! f..! !! ?? superman iv however i've never heard this" superman iv" .. low budget movie terrible plot bad acting? / almost sarcasm try pretend idea never came like idea nicholas cage considered superman role. budget superman n64 believe remember grandparents buying [ game ] ( [URL] ) excited end week threw fucking trash
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes
audrey hepburn's first starring role ' roman holiday ' ( 1953 ). gregory peck insisted hepburn's name appear film's title font large :" got change she'll big star i'll look
til maned wolf's urine smells much like marijuana caused police rotterdam zoo go hunt cannabis smokers
til nikola tesla able integral calculus head , leading teachers believe cheating.
til colt 45 malt liquors former slogan was" works every time"
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold
til queen elizabeth ii trained mechanic. learned skills wwii ( 1945 ) part auxiliary territorial service.
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged
til michael jackson would requested wine served diet coke cans flights , want kids see drinking alcohol. thinking frank reynolds came original idea.
til butane canisters manufactured exclusively south korea. exception single manufacturer houston texas.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. yep , umbrella policy. one added mine. $ 1 million covers pretty much anything around $ 300 / year. whats funny teenager moves it'll drop $ 120 / year! homeowner without kids : umbrella f-ing cheap stupid it. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. episode 30 rock , character pete hornberger never overachieves avoid getting promoted head. pete underrated character. cared juust enough much. girlfriend recently mentioned watching 30 rock again. pay attention pete thoroughly convinced glue holds show together. one favorite parts 30 rock pete gets jack agree give per diem gas , situation , jack agree. " yes! hornberger! "
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. hell * * can't remember solution tasks three years. barely remember password internet webpages. google ask want remember password wait see password entered right one. legitimately changed password twice one day i'm bad remembering them. i'm 63 character password ibetitsjustastringofwordssothatitseasytorememberorsomenonsense.
til east st. louis higher murder rate honduras , country highest murder rate world
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. worried purity drugs? visit nearest police station illegal drugs tested - free charge! i'm pick free boat
til tic tacs mainly made sugar allowed labelled zero sugar per serving despite sugar due weight.
til classic pc game" baldur's gate" developed , alongside engine , 18 months team 60 people never worked video game before.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. actual source wiki link book ' silk roads ' peter frankopan.
til two time medal honor recipient major general smedley butler wrote :" spent time high class muscle man big business , wall street bankers. short , racketeer , gangster capitalism.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. months sea probably care ship's integrity compromised .. " well guys looks like we're gonna stay fix boat. darn. " captain ; got bad news lads. ship literally falling apart stay .. sailors : woohoo! captain : .. nails .. sailors : mutiny! " rape pillage get nails back go home! "
til pepsi one first advertise directly african-americans , advertisements 1940s portraying as" self-confident middle-class citizens" , well hiring all-black sales team promote pepsi around country.
til america's first female mayor elected 1887. group men nominated joke , 60 percent vote. much 2010 ' money? [ $ 24.80 ] ( [URL] ) somehow 24.80 seems insulting dollar. dollar clearly insult 24 bucks change calculated accurate representation feel did. town mayor fined 1 buck ( country's currency ). never got promotion that. thought funny teacher explained ammount show , important thing fined. promotes mayor laughing loud. given job , elected
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind. space race byproduct developing icbms .. spacex merely clever front future top time post / r / prorevenge ..
til woman started mothers day usa wished never started day commercialism behind got control
til chicken nugget invented cornell university food science professor , published results academically instead patenting them.
til credit card" chip" technology ( aka emv ) rolled us almost 25 years old damn. they'll probably phase europe soon far know already begun talking that. sure replacing nfc. denmark new cards contact-less. use pin purchases 30 $. brit seems strange me. uk card machines accept pin amount , contactless works payments 30.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. " boris yeltsin first words you. s. president clinton upon meeting 1995 , think o. j. it? " guy like relaxed uncle.
niki lauda makes 1,200 , 00 year monetising forehead.
naked crackhead slaps houston cop , predictable results ensue. handled high level professionalism.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen brit 100 % sure think use word. ' spunk spunk ' spunky! ! excited , energetic , etc. " full spunk" means" full energy" although even you. s. undertones.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. oh , sorry , thought america
til matthew mcconaughey replaced owen wilson ' tropic thunder ' wilson's battle depression attempt suicide overdosing slitting wrists
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league actually find el interesting comp. teams every year. refreshing tourny lot different ' big ' teams every year , bar sevilla they're interesting honestly believe champo league good gets terms quality football oh 100 % , terms excitement variety el. variety? yes. excitement? debateable. cl exciting moments football life. they're great tbh i'm glad el getting attention days. fair enough! may getting bit carried away. never forget 2005
til mae jemison , first female african-american astronaut , inspired apply nasa star trek character , lieutenant uhura. jemison later went make cameo appearance star trek : next generation.
til hydrogen peroxide , commonly used treat wounds , cause scarring inhibit wound healing.
til mtv's" clone high" cartoon cancelled people india conducted massive hunger strike googling maxim article depicting gandhi , coming across cartoon , featured gandhi character.
til head injuries common pennyfarthing bicycles riders would put feet handlebar going downhill would thrown feet-first instead head-first.
til average , genetic similarity two humans 99.9 %. 2 3 times genetic diversity within wild chimpanzee population , entire human gene pool.
til fat duck , michellin three-star restaurant england , employs forty-two chefs. one customer.
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity. " synthesized uric acid , sold $ 25,00 build house it. warlock mars , bitch" - william shatner charlie sheen roast. actual quote? watch roast charlie sheen. says something sorts. shatner amazing , really really funny.
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. there's message somewhere promoting someone higher responsibilities based past experience based qualifications. morale story get candidates interviews. want someone slept job either. morale story low. maybe get booze story , might raise morale.
til kyoto , former capital japan , means" capital city" tokyo means" eastern capital" voted hard burned temple
til singer peanut butter jelly time passed away eleven-hour standoff police even snoop dogg brother-in-law tried convince surrender.
til response a" catastrophic emergency ," united states government suspended replaced single , combined branch" coordinated" president , indefinitely. i'm flashbacks star wars prequels
til italy installation bidet bathroom mandatory since 1975
til : denver international airport , largest us , one half times size manhattan
.. jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank surroundings. imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " " nested simulations would taxing systems. we'll make physically impossible. "" how? "" i'm sure , we'll make something like speed light. "
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. father 4 , 1 16 year old girl ; confirm kids best hit teens , blow half shared data plan 8 days think know every fucking thing. edit : data oh god feel pain brother. 17 19 wrote many time day hear" understand" i'd need nasas budget count all.
til judd apatow watched movie" true romance" idea floyd , beloved stoner character played brad pitt , finally leaving apartment getting chased bad guys. idea ended becoming" pineapple express" .
til medal honor recipient thomas baker asked left behind japanese counter attack saipan due wounded. asked 1 pistol 8 bullets. returning us army found corpse 8 dead japanese. asked bullets.
til toronto underground arcology , network underground tunnels possible live without needing venture outside
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels. human equivalent figuring jerk conditioner shampoo?
til steve-o clown graduated ringling brothers barnum & bailey clown college
til : abercrombie & fitch used sell outdoor goods camping gear guns , main store shooting range.
til beanie babies , height popularity , accounted 10 % ebay traffic collectors insured purchases thousands dollars.
.. service would not. scum ball company ( evidence former customer ) way support again. must nice. comcast monopoly entire city outside satellite providers. wanna spend 100 bucks cable internet? ok fine get any. get internet * * cable less $ 100? witchcraft this? signed , canadian comes like 110 believe , pay bill get paid ; that's basic cable mind internet caps like 4mb / dl want say? state sanctioned robbery. $ 110? ? month? ! even afford starbucks? ? point others far worse ( looking everyone world feasible access internet way shape form ). sound like entitled brat. seriously ,
til tyrannosaurus arms 1 meter long heavily muscled , biceps capable lifting several hundred pounds alone. appear small weak relative rest body.
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged jules verne treasury kid , illustrations always blew away. think they're woodcuts? [URL]
til reindeer one mammals see uv light , allowing see lichen , polar bears snow , urine trails also helps guide santa's sleigh christmas eve! need bitch ass rudolph.
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. mean , angel , likes customers? business owners thrive them.
til abusing alcohol drugs better half life , iconic jazz singer billie holiday swindled earnings died 70 cents ( us $ 6 2016 dollars ) bank.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. remember pudding eating bm yesterday .. " .. pudding eating , going sue" said trey parker. probably heard took scene post. .. eat then? ?? cowboy ass
til term checkmate , according barnhart etymological dictionary , alteration persian phrase" shh mt" ( ) means , literally ," king helpless" word ( mta ) still exists pashto , means destroyed. matar spanish means kill.
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time right , necessarily mean they're capable communicating location distance breeding grounds members species - something ants , bees , ravens humans do. dolphins? whales matter. octopus friend avocado?
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance holy shit , exactly came say. nuke too? implications comment massively scary. mean , many people would willingly stay sub deep underwater cramp / pressurized tube breathing recycled air.
til siege , mongols catapulted corpses infected plague city walls infect inhabitants.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. many confused. answer homeowner's insurance likely umbrella coverage. insurance clearly covered acts caused residents household. result , victims could sue parents actually get damages.
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. [ business casual video nestle ] ( [URL] ) , good watch. [ graphic shown video's intro ] ( [URL] ) illuminating.
til grizzly bears feared respected native americans hunting required company 4 10 warriors done preparation ceremoniality intertribal warfare. without firearms , fuckers unbelievably monstrous. arrows? spears? fuck. that. noise.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " gene hackman asked starred superman said" give 2 million reasons why" particularly great reasons , taken together , become impossible refuse. wait minute , superman good though! ! f..! !! ?? superman iv however i've never heard this" superman iv" .. low budget movie terrible plot bad acting? / almost sarcasm try pretend idea never came like idea nicholas cage considered superman role. i've honestly never seen old superman series. what's bad iv?
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " [ removed ]
til : country madagascar got name marco polo mistakenly thought landed mogadishu , somalia misspelled name city
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. everyone wants solve overpopulation problem , want die. both. live kids , even stick 1 kid. 2 kids ( per woman ) still causes population decrease every person able children. [URL]
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. * soup meal. soup sandwich - - that's meal!
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. homeowner without kids : umbrella f-ing cheap stupid it. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club.
til single helmet air force's new f - 35 fighter costs $ 400,00
til dueling , common two male giraffes sex eachother. interactions males found frequent heterosexual coupling
til humans ' closest relative , bonobos , peaceful female-run society sex used resolve conflict. they" make love , war. "
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly shame people learned mistakes pre-ww 2 germany.
til thalidomide , infamous morning sickness drug caused severe birth defects , never approved use us single reviewer fda think tested enough , resisted industry pressure approve drug anyway.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind. " prius silent 5 mph , really deserves win"
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. thing think weapons used. unsecured. edit : information , apparently straw purchased guns wrong. think" bowling columbine" info , bullying guns. shooters bought weapons themselves. take parents guns. got girl class buy weapons , underage time. ever legal action , result cooperation investigation charges filed her.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. worried purity drugs? visit nearest police station illegal drugs tested - free charge! i'm pick free boat could boat , could * * * mystery box * * *.
til vietnam war 30,00 american draft dodgers fled canada , number canadians volunteered fight
til two time medal honor recipient major general smedley butler wrote :" spent time high class muscle man big business , wall street bankers. short , racketeer , gangster capitalism.
til 1986 interview , jackie gleason said considered suing hanna-barbera flintstones copy honeymooners , passed lawyers cautioned ," want known guy yanked fred flintstone air? ".
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. [ removed ]
til writing staff futurama held 3 ph. d. , seven master's degrees , cumulatively 50 years harvard university. series writer patric m. verrone stated ," easily overeducated cartoon writers history"
til william shatner recorded wake call played space shuttle discovery crew last day docked iss. saying" space , final frontier. voyages space shuttle discovery. 30 - year mission : .."
til former newspaper editor sun , kelvin mackenzie , published story alleging elton john voiceboxes guard dogs removed. proven wrong reporter went round check dogs barked him.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. oh fucking * god * , poor guy. blame slightest. like usbekestani gold put borat version anthem?
til historians believe fate christianity hinged battle tours arab invasion force defeated frankish force present-day france , preventing spread islam western europe preserving christianity religion europe.
til death steve irwin , speculated series revenge killings , least ten stingrays found dead mutilated coast queensland strangest case misplaced rage i've ever seen.
til male chicks born egg farms , considered useless. thus , disposed , grinding alive. faint heart. [ ns ] ( [URL] ) | [ fw ] ( [URL] )
til siege , mongols catapulted corpses infected plague city walls infect inhabitants.
til alec guinness agreed appear star wars negotiated deal doubled initial salary offer , guaranteed publicity film , would awarded 2.25 % gross royalties paid george lucas
til sitting bull touring buffalo bill's wild west show , impressed annie oakley's shooting abilities charmed character gave name" little sure shot" symbolically adopted daughter. sounds suspiciously like something a" wild west show" promoter would come with. welcome like 85 percent us history " greatest country world" . founded genocide slavery. yup , checks out.
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold even huge fan simpsons , would taken money. fun look unrealistic cartoon everybody everything yellow pink ridiculous looking. real life , much. also , moving middle nowhere nevada? thanks , 75 grand please. like 15 minutes strip las vegas. exactly middle nowhere. like las vegas , got nice desert look at. dunno really know place buy house like 75k
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " particularly great reasons , taken together , become impossible refuse. wait minute , superman good though! ! f..! !! ?? superman iv however i've never heard this" superman iv" .. low budget movie terrible plot bad acting? / almost sarcasm try pretend idea never came like idea nicholas cage considered superman role. budget superman n64 believe remember grandparents buying [ game ] ( [URL] ) excited end week threw fucking trash
til rodney mullen considered the" godfather" modern street skating. he's credited inventing 37 tricks including flatground ollie , kickflip , heelflip , 360 flip.
til plato distinguished gymnast wrestler , well known wrestling prowess.
til term checkmate , according barnhart etymological dictionary , alteration persian phrase" shh mt" ( ) means , literally ," king helpless"
til world premiere blazing saddles took place drive-in theater burbank , ca 200 guests watched film horseback.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly like high school history stuff , anyway.
til term checkmate , according barnhart etymological dictionary , alteration persian phrase" shh mt" ( ) means , literally ," king helpless"
til every part dandelion edible. leaves buds eaten greens , flowers made wine , roots roasted ground make" coffee. "
til british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old. " british pound" kinda sounds like sex move.
til inuits really term means eskimo brother :" aipak" , or" me" , describing positive relationship someone slept wife.
til ohio issues" scarlet letter plates" people given limited driving privileges convicted dui. realize states dui plates. also heroin plates ohio , they're light blue say" kentucky" top.
students avoid making eye contact could guilty racism , oxford university says
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. hell * * can't remember solution tasks three years.
til credit card" chip" technology ( aka emv ) rolled us almost 25 years old yeah , went england years ago , everyone chips. one kid market register thought card super advanced american chip. america behind lots stuff .. windows capability 500 years ago example. [ look this. ] ( [URL] ) wait wait wait .. thought everyone uses windows like that. americans don't?
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. episode 30 rock , character pete hornberger never overachieves avoid getting promoted head. pete underrated character. cared juust enough much. girlfriend recently mentioned watching 30 rock again. pay attention pete thoroughly convinced glue holds show together. one favorite parts 30 rock pete gets jack agree give per diem gas , situation , jack agree. " yes! hornberger! "
til two time medal honor recipient major general smedley butler wrote :" spent time high class muscle man big business , wall street bankers. short , racketeer , gangster capitalism.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. people right actually asking government take away more. " let spy. i've got nothing hide" * sigh *
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. kind genius really evil - let people dissenters come , give secret police holiday. hope kind trick works though.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. many confused. answer homeowner's insurance likely umbrella coverage. insurance clearly covered acts caused residents household. result , victims could sue parents actually get damages. homeowners insurance include? yep , umbrella policy. one added mine. $ 1 million covers pretty much anything around $ 300 / year. whats funny teenager moves it'll drop $ 120 / year! policies make litigation targets.
til george foreman originally paid 40 % profits endorsing george foreman grill. peak grill's sales , making 4.5 million dollars month. garage sales still awash things. almost bad shake weight , nutri bullet , soda stream. except grills awesome. always wondered made good burgers.
til theoretical physicist max planck told get field physics professor because" field , almost everything already discovered. " anyway originated quantum theory revolutionized field.
til australian prime minister named harold holt served 1966 1967. one day , office , went swim disappeared without trace.
til 1950 ' , marines accidentally ordered hundreds crates tootsie rolls instead mortar rounds.
vinyl fact #672 - peter gabriel wanted close his" so" album with" eyes" due heavy bass line subsequent inner groove distortion.
til donald duck loved scandinavian countries sweden make illegal vote political elections. 2005 norway 1/4 total population read donald duck magazine , and" donaldism" became thing. confirm. norwegian. tons comics. teenagers even adults read them. they're cutesy childish traditional disney stuff. fascinating decendents vikings donald duck magazine collectors. us never vikings. norsemen , yes , raiders. anime manga big there? e. g. one punch man , attack titans , dragon ball super
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly like high school history stuff , anyway. covered either ap euro world , american semi confidently say particular event really talked american high school.
til penn jillette said interview big part penn & teller's success longevity due never close friends
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. * 1905 , companies merged become nestl anglo-swiss condensed milk company , retaining name 1947. * good decision shorten nestl. dunno , think shortened anglo-swiss condensed milk company. roles tongue , know. anglo milk
til wwii british spies posed fake charity groups hand special monopoly games allied prisoners war. games compasses , maps , real money , useful tools escaping. part story never understand nazis give shit prisoners? would allow delivery first place? exactly known humanitarian concerns.
til colonel david stirling , founder sas , personally strangled 41 men.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. thought * fruit * would cure cancer.
til ian anderson , frontman rock band jethro tull , adopted flute realized would never be" good eric clapton" electric guitar.
til penn jillette penn teller painted finger nails red joke response mother telling get manicure people would looking hands , always keeps one finger nail painted red memory mother. read jillette's book god , no! , parts family life really compelling , eg. late parents , led seeing sister die old age younger age. he's quite complicated person. edit guy slightly older sister think might fuck much mom dying , mean kind expect see parents die seeing sibling die nowhere close must painful sister died 18 7. shit fucks life.
til penn jillette penn teller painted finger nails red joke response mother telling get manicure people would looking hands , always keeps one finger nail painted red memory mother. he's cool dude celebrity speaks anti-vaccine nonsense alright book. see feel like. people want abortions people want vaccines. what's difference?
til medal honor recipient thomas baker asked left behind japanese counter attack saipan due wounded. asked 1 pistol 8 bullets. returning us army found corpse 8 dead japanese. asked bullets. plot twist : may * asked * eight bullets , received * three * bullets low ammo. killed three people two bullets , two people one bullet?
til gary webb , reporter san jose mercury news first broke story cia involvement cocaine trade , found dead with" two gunshot wounds head. " death , 2004 , ruled kill 8 years story came out? impossible blow side face first gunshot taking another shot finish job.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. episode 30 rock , character pete hornberger never overachieves avoid getting promoted head.
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con
til the" demon core ' , 6.2 kg subcritical mass plutonium briefly went critical two separate experiments , killing two members manhattan project
til quetzalcoatl got drunk slept sister , quetzalpetlatl. upon waking next day , realized , stone box built , laid , set fire. zeus could've learned things guy oedipus plucked eyes found did. way every attempt tell story stage colossal disaster.
til : british used concentration camps commit genocide kenya 1950 ' s.
til jesus actor jim caviezel struck lightning whilst filming passion christ
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. australia may hundreds unique species poisonous everything , americas mighty raccoon. hail mighty trash panda! ahh , bin chicken! [URL]
til slipknot's third album contains almost zero profanity response critics said vocalist corey taylor relied swearing lyrics
til colic mean baby fussy cries lot. baby colic cry least three hours straight , three days week , three weeks row. one sure cause
til colic mean baby fussy cries lot. baby colic cry least three hours straight , three days week , three weeks row. one sure cause
til paul revere actually shouted" regulars coming out" , not" british coming" , since massachusetts colonists still considered british citizens time.
til since humans became aware mortality roughly 150,00 years ago , developed one mechanism dealing existential anxiety accompanies : denial.
til battle spotsylvania general sedgwick , saw men ducking cover exclaimed" dodging like this? hit elephant distance. " last words shot killed right finished sentence
.. cocaine addiction hidden family eight years. claims kept addiction well-hidden eventually ," .. books [ started ] show while. ' misery ' book cocaine. annie wilkes cocaine. number-one fan. take adderall every day reason , reason relationships feel * stronger * well. couple days , adderall makes antisocial point want tell everyone know fuck take even adderall smoke bongs day alone. adderall weed nice , end smoking soo much i'm adderall. want try adderall stuff listen people. adderall type drug meth , quite strong. easy become addicted hard body leads insomnia rough" come down" high.
til 1950 ' , marines accidentally ordered hundreds crates tootsie rolls instead mortar rounds.
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. say find job love , never work day life. little tougher happen love smoking drinking whiskey , done.
.." , guitarist angus young said" need play [ album ] backwards , never hid [ messages ]. we'd call album highway hell , right front them. " favorite angus quote :" people saying acdc released album 8 times. say them? "" that's bullshit! we've released album 9 times" enjoy quote gets repeated ever increasing numbers switched .. ya , original quote was" people saying ac / dc released album 9 times , say them? " that's bullshit released album 10 times" laughing loud. google quote .. > i'm sick tired people saying put 11 albums sound exactly same. fact , we've put 12 albums sound exactly same. i'm sorry , [ here's actually video clip saying ] ( [URL] )
til queen elizabeth ii trained mechanic. learned skills wwii ( 1945 ) part auxiliary territorial service.
til henley called paramedics home november 21 , 1980 , 16 - year-old girl found naked claiming overdosed quaaludes cocaine. henley got away contributing delinquency minor charge $ 2,500 fine.
til japanese kamikaze pilots allowed return find suitable target. one pilot shot ninth return. wonder ever change mind made break it. much place make break for. americans / british would certainly shoot attempted land somewhere. guess could bail , know given chutes. that's true ditched swam around would've picked up. shot like buffalo. course , i'd assume they'd taken prisoner practical defenders. easy ditch without parachute though? chutes , hard all.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. * soup meal. soup sandwich - - that's meal! maybe crushed crackers soup
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero.
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. dunno , think shortened anglo-swiss condensed milk company. roles tongue , know. anglo milk sounds dirty contrary superior purest white milk buy , produced master race anglo aryan mountain cows. [ disturbingly relevant ] ( [URL] )
til double-blind study published nature showed experienced astrologers better determining people psychological traits based location stars birth someone randomly guessing them. need double blind study tell matters divination imagined fantasies.
til near-extinction bison hunting 1800s gain food , restrict american indians ' dominant food supply ; herds shot trains left rot died
til debuting 1979 one-time , 13 - part series ," old house" one earliest home improvement shows. initially controversial among building contractors , cast afraid giving away secrets building trades.
til that" video killed radio star" best selling record australia 27 years.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. raccoon hacked bank america account transferred money checking offshore account cayman islands. raccoon stole 20 dollars? pff. look mr. rich guy $ 20 bank account. pff. look moneybags bank account. pff. lk mnbgs vr hr , wt hs fnc xpnsv vwls.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " gene hackman asked starred superman said" give 2 million reasons why" particularly great reasons , taken together , become impossible refuse. wait minute , superman good though! ! f..! !! ?? superman iv however i've never heard this" superman iv" .. low budget movie terrible plot bad acting? / almost sarcasm try pretend idea never came like idea nicholas cage considered superman role.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging fishwife hanged murdering illegitimate infant shortly birth. long long ago , especially evidenced roman empire , infanticide often even considered crime baby six months old. guess lived wrong era. [URL]
bruce willis rejected early script of" die hard vengeance" titled" troubleshooter ," fighting terrorists cruise line. " troubleshooter" later repurposed into" speed 2 : cruise control. "
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. thread r / sex yesterday using microscope form contraception. that's how. wait .. can't say link explain need know [URL] people condoms? feel good. makes sex less fun. folk say make difference straight lying themselves.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. til $ 14 million budget , major hollywood actors , major hollywood filmmaker , film company owned comcast , qualify independent filmmaking. edit. great. top comment snide remark. rip previous
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity. " synthesized uric acid , sold $ 25,00 build house it. warlock mars , bitch" - william shatner charlie sheen roast. actual quote? watch roast charlie sheen. says something sorts. shatner amazing , really really funny. also kind dick , accounts
til : approximately 10,00 attended funeral hawaiian musician , israel kamakawiwoole.
til west germany fully decriminalised homosexual acts males 1994 criminal law needed reconciliation law east germany , decriminalised since 1968
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza.
til nobody owners really know owns ikea. parts owned multiple shell corporations , many stores technically owned non-profit charitable organization thus pay taxes income.
til 1959 , you. s. postal service successfully shipped mail using cruise missile , delivering cargo new jersey florida 22 minutes
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. something something getting nailed seamen loose hips sink ships. would still stick with" loose lips" , different set.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. til anti-vaxers trying save economy. til pro universal healthcare people destroying economy. think patriotic leaders trying withdraw healthcare 20-30 million americans? killing everyone much easier increasing wages benefits.
til lurleen wallace could seek appropriate treatment cancer husband , alabama segregationist george wallace , kept secret four years due fact wanted become governor alabama. died year office.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. raccoon hacked bank america account transferred money checking offshore account cayman islands. raccoon stole 20 dollars? pff. look mr. rich guy $ 20 bank account. pff. look moneybags bank account. pff. lk mnbgs vr hr , wt hs fnc xpnsv vwls.
til last words serial killer peter krten were" tell .. head chopped , still able hear , least moment , sound blood gushing stump neck? would pleasure end pleasures. " mean guy real jerk.
til : physical attractiveness found important factor enjoying date whether would sleep propositioned. important intelligence personality
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. actually worked called alternative medicine. would called medicine.
til galveston , texas ruled french pirates 1816 1821
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend.
til wasabi vapour effect similar smelling salts , property exploited create smoke alarms deaf.
til founder scientology , l. ron hubbard , commanded submarine wwii. performance was" substandard ," almost started war mexico ordering crew fire coronado islands.
students avoid making eye contact could guilty racism , oxford university says
til of" gish gallop" , fallacious debate tactic drowning opponent flood individually-weak arguments , opponent cannot possibly answer every falsehood real time. named after" duane gish" , prominent member creationist
til greek origin word" idiot" used mean someone participate politics public affairs
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us well , there's sodium dasani , could little salty.
til the" demon core ' , 6.2 kg subcritical mass plutonium briefly went critical two separate experiments , killing two members manhattan project
til thomas jefferson kept shetland sheep white house. attacked several people , killed small boy , eventually called" abominable animal" .
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. job's belief alternative medicine surprising. one point fruitarian believed fruitarians bo , bathe.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank move light annoying put reach? expect serious revenge he's still got bright light annoying him. cunts put reach. block light he's annoyed. clearly wants darkness. idk irks much does. totally agree. one intelligent animals earth compromise cover light .. germans :" zee light must stay on! octopoos cannot break zee rules. " zee octopus dangerous must deel vit it.
antonio conte would 4th italian manager win premier league. never english manager.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. kind genius really evil - let people dissenters come , give secret police holiday. hope kind trick works though. mao 60 years ago. , , work once. means works per generation people , no?
til uss johnston saluted japanese destroyer captain sinking , spending nearly 3 hours squaring 23 japanese ships , including 4 battleships , 8 cruisers 11 destroyers.
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. dairy industry done impressive things years. food pyramid designed specifically encourage milk cheese consumption help struggling dairy farmers. wait. telling nutritional information .. official nutritional information government uses strictly scientifical? oh honey goes top triangle. bee lobby really powerful.
til 1975 , physicist kip thorne bet stephen hawking one year issues penthouse magazine black holes exist. thorne won.
til death steve irwin , speculated series revenge killings , least ten stingrays found dead mutilated coast queensland
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. raccoon hacked bank america account transferred money checking offshore account cayman islands. raccoon stole 20 dollars? pff. look mr. rich guy $ 20 bank account. pff. look moneybags bank account. pff. lk mnbgs vr hr , wt hs fnc xpnsv vwls.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. hell * * can't remember solution tasks three years.
til ancient greece second toe longer big toe considered standard beauty. condition , today known greek foot , depicted many famous statues , michelangelo's david statue liberty.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. hence term" irony" * another made fact brought reddit * get made-up facts r / politics!
til directing jurassic park , spielberg saw cgi t. rex , said stop motion animator phil tippett ," job ," tippett replied ," mean extinct? ". spielberg later incorporated dialogue here's example [ go motion ] ( [URL] ) rex tippet experimenting movie : [URL] decision use cgi. looked better expected. still made right call though. cgi jurassic park still realistic looking film despite 25 years old. groundbreaking 6 year old released blew mind mad dinosaurs ( jeff goldblum ) ever since.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " well sounds like slavery steps.
til ferrari monaco since schumacher 2001!
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging r / accidentalpun that's great sub , thanks roping in! loop. puns tight! ! #do get it? noose tight. still get it.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. many confused. answer homeowner's insurance likely umbrella coverage. insurance clearly covered acts caused residents household. result , victims could sue parents actually get damages. homeowners insurance include? yep , umbrella policy. one added mine. $ 1 million covers pretty much anything around $ 300 / year. whats funny teenager moves it'll drop $ 120 / year! homeowner without kids : umbrella f-ing cheap stupid it.
til cuba maximum wage law due individuals cannot earn 20 you. s. dollars per month.
til frog swallows eggs , gives birth live frogs vomiting stomach
til pepsi one first advertise directly african-americans , advertisements 1940s portraying as" self-confident middle-class citizens" , well hiring all-black sales team promote pepsi around country.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out.
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged league ~ ~ light ~ ~ little 5.5 km. 20,00 would 110,00 km. earth measures 12,750 km across equator. go 20,00 leagues deep , would end 17.6 thousand leagues space. yeah always confused me. never seemed obvious distance travelled depth. depth fathoms , no?
til schrdinger believe possibility cat simultaneously dead alive. thought experiment meant criticize absurdity existing view quantum mechanics.
til lurleen wallace could seek appropriate treatment cancer husband , alabama segregationist george wallace , kept secret four years due fact wanted become governor alabama. died year office.
til wwii british spies posed fake charity groups hand special monopoly games allied prisoners war. games compasses , maps , real money , useful tools escaping.
til phil collins honorary member hip-hop group , bone thugs-n-harmony due international success single , home , collins featured. collin moniker group chrome bone.
til : original 1983 v miniseries inspired 1935 novel happen american fascists replaced alien occupying force make easier market.
til post-debacle interview caught lip syncing shows , one members milli vanilli defended saying ," [ milli vanilli ] working mcdonald's. would done? "
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con really got role , good her! dunno , really catwoman play sexually-charged game basketball children watching? loop one , what's context? edit : oh god [ apologize put through. ] ( [URL] )
til : british used concentration camps commit genocide kenya 1950 ' s.
.. british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old. feel like i'm taking crazy pills. op , coin showing front back. person verifying authenticity display front back plastic protective container? saw coin? like separating oreo cookie? oh , haha , no. held place [ plastic container called a" slab" ] ( [URL] ) coin collecting community. ok. i'm going od crazy pills here. slab holds coin. front ( heads ) separated back ( tails )? shown slab. two separate coins , sawn two? separated. fully intact coin. see side coin , literally turn slab around. wonder many pounds hooker cost 1200 years ago.
arsenal becomes winning team fa cup 13 wins.
til nikola tesla able integral calculus head , leading teachers believe cheating.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. hell * * can't remember solution tasks three years. barely remember password internet webpages. google ask want remember password wait see password entered right one. legitimately changed password twice one day i'm bad remembering them. i'm 63 character password
til ancient greece second toe longer big toe considered standard beauty. condition , today known greek foot , depicted many famous statues , michelangelo's david statue liberty.
til filming schindler's list , polish woman encountered ralph fiennes dressed nazi uniform told that" germans charming people. kill anybody deserve it. "
til actors played brother sister on" dexter" began dating , fell love , got engaged , got married , got divorced , continuing play brother sister tv.
til darth vader father luke skywalker real name anakin skywalker
til international data code switzerland ch , stands confoederatio helvetica , latin name country. switzerland chose code avoid favouring four official languages.
til gary webb , reporter san jose mercury news first broke story cia involvement cocaine trade , found dead with" two gunshot wounds head. " death , 2004 , ruled pool water lead investigators pursue ice gun theory. mythbusters shot one really trust mythbusters one. think there's lot things possible advanced enough technology really tested mythbusters. cia actually has" ice bullets" , think mythbusters could recreate it. what's point bullets? simply stab people want kill? leaves wound bullet too. forensics match blade wounds. ice bullet never traced back source time found water.
til credit card" chip" technology ( aka emv ) rolled us almost 25 years old damn. they'll probably phase europe soon far know already begun talking that. sure replacing nfc. denmark new cards contact-less. use pin purchases 30 $. brit seems strange me. uk card machines accept pin amount , contactless works payments 30.
til sitting bull touring buffalo bill's wild west show , impressed annie oakley's shooting abilities charmed character gave name" little sure shot" symbolically adopted daughter. sounds suspiciously like something a" wild west show" promoter would come with. welcome like 85 percent us history " greatest country world" . founded genocide slavery. yup , checks out. countries participated genocide. difficult name country history participated genocide one way another.
til genghis khan tengrist , religiously tolerant interested learning philosophical moral lessons religions. consulted buddhist monks , muslims , christian missionaries , taoist monk qiu chuji. discriminate , would wipe entire populations regardless religious affiliation.
til 2007 , new parking garage germany ended two parking bays peculiar shape required complicated parking maneuver order park there. officials declared men's parking spaces discourage unskilled drivers attempting maneuver.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. seinfeld taught many lessons. one favorite remember courtesy wave. never double dip. re-gift eat peas one time. eat snickers bar knife fork.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. promising career killed track 1971. buried flag record mexican national anthem. well plan least. record badly scratched replaced new copy mexican hat dance.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. many confused. answer homeowner's insurance likely umbrella coverage. insurance clearly covered acts caused residents household. result , victims could sue parents actually get damages. homeowners insurance include? yep , umbrella policy. one added mine. $ 1 million covers pretty much anything around $ 300 / year. whats funny teenager moves it'll drop $ 120 / year! policies make litigation targets.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. homeowner without kids : umbrella f-ing cheap stupid it. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club.
til simultaneous releases antz bug's life due jeffrey katzenberg denied position president disney , stealing idea start dreamworks.
til iconic opening sound used law order known as" clang" amalgamation nearly dozen sounds , including actual gavel , jail door slamming , five hundred japanese monks walking across hardwood
til medal honor recipient thomas baker asked left behind japanese counter attack saipan due wounded. asked 1 pistol 8 bullets. returning us army found corpse 8 dead japanese. asked bullets. could war right he'd enough. always ask infinite wishes. noob 8.00 k / d? noob numbers.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death regret bone-itis
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged well writer. best words. tremendous writer " sad" bigly
til population czech republic traditionally irreligious long time. ever since 1600 ' , czech people described as" tolerant even indifferent towards religion" .
til drummer police composed spyro dragon soundtrack
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death regret bone-itis
til carl sagan wanted include" comes sun" message aliens , record company scared extraterrestrial copyright infringement.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes method acting. helicopters middle earth. really got character. lot work die 1st movie trilogy. watch extended. watching brormir faramir actually act together amazing makes miss boromir instead despising trying take ring
til seinfeld episode" revenge" based experience screenwriter larry david , quit job saturday night live , felt made mistake reached home , returned following morning nothing happened.
til ferrari monaco since schumacher 2001!
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. * soup meal. soup sandwich - - that's meal!
til nobody owners really know owns ikea. parts owned multiple shell corporations , many stores technically owned non-profit charitable organization thus pay taxes income.
til colic mean baby fussy cries lot. baby colic cry least three hours straight , three days week , three weeks row. one sure cause
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" things never change.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels.
til michael jackson would requested wine served diet coke cans flights , want kids see drinking alcohol. always put heroin epipen. epi-pens intramuscular injections. heroin vascular.
til actor martin sheen arrested total 66 times protesting acts civil disobedience - recently 2007 trespassing nevada nuclear test facility. illusive man strikes martin sheen great pick character.
til people grow cities twice likely develop schizophrenia , even controlling drug use ethnicity.
til elvis presley entourage would rent roller skating rinks throw $ 15,00 worth fireworks wearing" air force jump-suits plus gloves , helmets , goggles. "
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. job's belief alternative medicine surprising. one point fruitarian believed fruitarians bo , bathe. iirc ashton kutcher tried replicate diet stop due development pancreatic issues. movie role?
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. til $ 14 million budget , major hollywood actors , major hollywood filmmaker , film company owned comcast , qualify independent filmmaking. edit. great. top comment snide remark. rip previous also think sp came gay cowboy idea. also recall pudding eating.
til 20th president james a. garfield ambidextrous versed greek latin. would sometimes entertain friends ask questions writing answers simultaneously latin greek using hands.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. also remember hearing china big homeless population worried optics shown exposed olympics .. sudden homeless problem. tell world solved homelessness sounds like could great lot people right? chinese way could _eliminate_ homelessness. low caust
til wil wheaton suffers generalized anxiety disorder chronic depression. supports mental health nonprofit organizations raising awareness conditions.
til penn jillette penn teller painted finger nails red joke response mother telling get manicure people would looking hands , always keeps one finger nail painted red memory mother. read jillette's book god , no! , parts family life really compelling , eg. late parents , led seeing sister die old age younger age. he's quite complicated person. edit guy slightly older sister think might fuck much mom dying , mean kind expect see parents die seeing sibling die nowhere close must painful sister died 18 7. shit fucks life.
til president jimmy carter placed peanut farm blind trust elected president. term ended , found badly mismanaged $ 1 million debt.
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches wait cockroaches bite? ?? worry , sleeping inside mouth. inside ear
til russia's economy ( $ 1.3 ) 69 % size italy's economy ( $ 1.9 ).
til double-blind study published nature showed experienced astrologers better determining people psychological traits based location stars birth someone randomly guessing them. need double blind study tell matters divination imagined fantasies.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " well sounds like slavery steps.
til victoria's secret founded man felt embarrassed buying lingerie wife. wanted store men could feel comfortable buying lingerie , however business model later became unprofitable company sold.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " wanna hear michael caine impression? ' ello , name michael caine.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. overdue another #purge! people could wrap stop shitting many kids cause they're bored.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. * soup meal.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " hear saying it. he's actually great actor. watch" cider house rules ," favourite ," quiet american. " he's british nicholas cage. wants actually try he's great , he's willing half-ass whatever nonsense want throw way , provided pay it. oh , that's really unfair. he's adenoidal , one. watch older films , 1960s era onwards. harry palmer , alfie , man would king , etc. much better actor cage
til report found , every $ 1 invested us national park service , american public receives $ 4 economic value.
arsenal becomes winning team fa cup 13 wins.
til jupiter's center gravity sun outside sun's surface. technically , mutual orbit around , around point extremely close sun. two people stood spot , one ran towards sun ran toward jupiter , would get incinerated time. know cant run space?
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. yeah , kids fine. teenagers hand .. i'm worried. two teenage girls calm collected think critically. however , 7 - year-old son showing signs think critically , care to. he's gonna expensive.
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged league ~ ~ light ~ ~ little 5.5 km. 20,00 would 110,00 km. earth measures 12,750 km across equator. go 20,00 leagues deep , would end 17.6 thousand leagues space. according wikipedia verne used paris league 4km , 80 00km total.
til davy crockett , congressman you. s. house representatives , opposed president andrew jackson's 1830 indian removal act member tennessee delegation vote it. six years later died defending alamo.
til soviet composer dmitri shostakovich obsessive regularly sent cards test well postal service working.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. " boris yeltsin first words you. s. president clinton upon meeting 1995 , think o. j. it? " guy like relaxed uncle.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. til anti-vaxers trying save economy. sacrificing children. people's children compromised immune systems. adults behind booster shots.
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. child , john markle , murdered entire family killing investigated fraud.
til richard shot crossbow , died summoned boy , assumed he'd executed. instead , forgave boy sent away 100 shillings. richard died , boy hanged.
til movie lord war , production team rented 300 real sa vz. 58 rifles stand ak 47s cheaper prop guns.
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold shit neighborhood 0 % chance working out?
til hitler asked 18 year old figure skater future actress vera ralston" would like skate swastika" , replied" i'd rather skate swastika"
bruce willis rejected early script of" die hard vengeance" titled" troubleshooter ," fighting terrorists cruise line. " troubleshooter" later repurposed into" speed 2 : cruise control. "
til terry kath band chigaco's last words were" worry .. look , clip even it" - putting pistol temple pulling trigger. that's always check chamber. also aim guns head pull trigger.
til offered role hannibal lecter , anthony hopkins quit hollywood go back england , feeling rest mediocre career would spent stage and" respectable bbc work. "
til michael jackson would requested wine served diet coke cans flights , want kids see drinking alcohol.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen brit 100 % sure think use word. ' spunk spunk ' used mean enthusiasm energy , typically referring quality person.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. kind genius really evil - let people dissenters come , give secret police holiday. hope kind trick works though. mao 60 years ago. , , work once. means works per generation people , no?
til death steve irwin , speculated series revenge killings , least ten stingrays found dead mutilated coast queensland
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes " * reason , parts play , like boromir ned stark , life online long afterwards. keep seeing - call - memes? " * - sean bean he's us. shit. we've discovered. everybody scatter! memes man? ! cops gonna find them! either flush ' em shove ' em ass , one , get sight! edit : f.. , i've never even watched rick morty. reference unintentional.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. nope. take phrase. > jack jill went hill , jack tripped jill. resulted lawsuit. becomes jajwuth 42ofjtbtbj98trial! # wait share how'd kno let's hope website hashes user data effectively. otherwise idiot uses passw 0rd password might get data stolen. reddit censor password comment it? lapislazulirule 34 work?
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. months sea probably care ship's integrity compromised ..
til nazis cleared minefields chasing captured civilians across , detonating explosives.
til population czech republic traditionally irreligious long time. ever since 1600 ' , czech people described as" tolerant even indifferent towards religion" .
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. yep , umbrella policy. one added mine. $ 1 million covers pretty much anything around $ 300 / year. whats funny teenager moves it'll drop $ 120 / year! homeowner without kids : umbrella f-ing cheap stupid it. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me.
til ford actually base decision ford pinto estimated legal costs lawsuits. myth given new life fight club.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence.
til kangaroos fart burp. instead , methane converted acetate , used generate energy
.. jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank surroundings. imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " " nested simulations would taxing systems. we'll make physically impossible. "" how? "" i'm sure , we'll make something like speed light. "
til review of" lulu" , collaboration metallica lou reed , chuck klosterman wrote :" red hot chili peppers acoustically covered 12 worst primus songs starbucks , would still ( slightly
til aztecs made swords embedded prismatic obsidian blades far sharper even high quality present day steel razor blades. bonus , obsidian brittle break bone , making injury much brutal. good also shattered spanish steel. fucking pay win dlc. op plz nerf. buy conquistador pack $ 19.99! enemy wont know smit them.
til george foreman originally paid 40 % profits endorsing george foreman grill. peak grill's sales , making 4.5 million dollars month. fiances mom got us one birthday. pretty good like cooking steaks skeptical_face
til international data code switzerland ch , stands confoederatio helvetica , latin name country. switzerland chose code avoid favouring four official languages.
til henry vii someone who's job wipe bottom him. called ' grooms stool ' henry vii 4 reign , knighted!
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly shame people learned mistakes pre-ww 2 germany.
til prohibition , people used get prescriptions ' medical ' wine alcohol , like today weed.
til : abercrombie & fitch used sell outdoor goods camping gear guns , main store shooting range.
til gary webb , reporter san jose mercury news first broke story cia involvement cocaine trade , found dead with" two gunshot wounds head. " death , 2004 , ruled kill 8 years story came out? impossible blow side face first gunshot taking another shot finish job.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" really fucking picture , ops fault come reddit find advert. want bars wall [ think it? ] ( [URL] )
til first barcode scanned pack juicy fruit troy , ohio june 26 , 1974. pack gum receipt display smithsonian institute.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. i'm uncomfortable , cant really explain ..
til george washington wooden teeth , set real teeth slaves
til death steve irwin , speculated series revenge killings , least ten stingrays found dead mutilated coast queensland that's literally last thing would wanted ..
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind. " prius silent 5 mph , really deserves win"
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers.
til one ever seen echidna ejaculate.
til tyrannosaurus arms 1 meter long heavily muscled , biceps capable lifting several hundred pounds alone. appear small weak relative rest body.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. relaxed drank fifth vodka every day sorry fifth? american always wondered. google maybe people know too. edit : thanks everyone , know international standard alcohol volumes ever thought would. fifth gallon. 75 cl. context people use cl instead l ml? never really see uk , rest europe see instead millilitres volumes drinks lot , 33cl 50cl opposed 330ml 500ml
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold even huge fan simpsons , would taken money. fun look unrealistic cartoon everybody everything yellow pink ridiculous looking. real life , much. also , moving middle nowhere nevada? thanks , 75 grand please. like 15 minutes strip las vegas. exactly middle nowhere. like las vegas , got nice desert look at. dunno really know place buy house like 75k
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. reminded ted talk one shooter's mother did. however , page crashing now. , reddit thread that? ted tedx? what's difference? tedx talks organized presented anyone , verification. occasionally leads misleading information / [ hilarity ] ( [URL] ).
til jfk prescribed use rocking chair ease back pain , enjoyed much would give rocking chairs gifts friends , family , heads state.
til death steve irwin , speculated series revenge killings , least ten stingrays found dead mutilated coast queensland that's literally last thing would wanted ..
til : 76 % known serial killers 20th century united states. key word is" known" countries catch acknowledge serial killers. russia bragged usa serial killers. truth never coordinated police force tie crimes together. like iran saying homosexuals.
til that" elephants capable swimmers. recorded swimming six hours without touching bottom , travelled far 48 km ( 30 mi ) stretch speeds 2.1 km / h ( 1 mph
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con really didn't" fend off" anyone. like freaked screamed. bull whip hand time. source : used good friend hers. used be? sense may story there. burns bridges friends use them. meet lot great people though. still friends them. sounds like classic narcissist. i'm saying dealings type , either them. there's middle ground. sith deals absolutes.
til vietnam war known vietnam american war
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes " * reason , parts play , like boromir ned stark , life online long afterwards. keep seeing - call - memes? " * - sean bean he's us. shit. we've discovered. everybody scatter! memes man? ! cops gonna find them! either flush ' em shove ' em ass , one , get sight! edit : f.. , i've never even watched rick morty. reference unintentional.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. that's giving someone promotion , need given added responsibilities gradually , prove competence. unsuccessful , transfer responsibilities someone else.
til actors played brother sister on" dexter" began dating , fell love , got engaged , got married , got divorced , continuing play brother sister tv. also entertain storyline thought interested ( adopted ) brother romantically. think post divorce , must've weird tbh , weird case. uncomfortable unnecessary plotline. plotlines dexter? season 4 show trash
til that" claw crane" games remotely set a" payout" limit , failure rate , essentially gambling" games" first place. fact , illegal canada except fairs.
til united airlines broke dave carroll's $ 4500 guitar refused pay wrote protest song. next 4 weeks united's stock price fell 10 % , costing stockholders $ 180 million.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging fishwife hanged murdering illegitimate infant shortly birth. well blame then. gave birth ungodly human / fish chimera would expect do? kill get's big. mean , makes sense me.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. eel ok afterwards? wondering.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. reminded ted talk one shooter's mother did. however , page crashing now. , reddit thread that? ted tedx? what's difference? tedx talks organized presented anyone , verification. occasionally leads misleading information / [ hilarity ] ( [URL] ).
til 2002 fake sequel harry potter appeared china title" harry potter bao zuolong. " book consists text jrr tolkien's hobbit names changed harry potter characters.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance army get promoted based fast run two miles. buddy mine great leadership capabilities got passed guy eats crayons run.
til france illegal deny holocaust happened.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. nope. take phrase. > jack jill went hill , jack tripped jill. resulted lawsuit. becomes jajwuth 42ofjtbtbj98trial! # wait share how'd kno let's hope website hashes user data effectively. otherwise idiot uses passw 0rd password might get data stolen. reddit censor password comment it? lapislazulirule 34 work?
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. actual source wiki link book ' silk roads ' peter frankopan.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind. driving newer car awful people walking / biking front you. either honk look like inpatient asshole tread behind pissing drivers behind you. need add button activates speaker projects forward smooth spoken word gospel album performed musk medium volume. look next model joking , really need polite version horn. like ," woo-hoo , i'm behind you! "
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. til anti-vaxers trying save economy. til pro universal healthcare people destroying economy. think patriotic leaders trying withdraw healthcare 20-30 million americans? killing everyone much easier increasing wages benefits.
til caduceus symbol mistakenly used many american medical companies actually associated thievery commerce , true medical symbol similar looking rod asclepius.
til mae jemison , first female african-american astronaut , inspired apply nasa star trek character , lieutenant uhura. jemison later went make cameo appearance star trek : next generation.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " gene hackman asked starred superman said" give 2 million reasons why" particularly great reasons , taken together , become impossible refuse. wait minute , superman good though! ! f..! !! ?? superman iv however i've never heard this" superman iv" .. low budget movie terrible plot bad acting? / almost sarcasm try pretend idea never came like idea nicholas cage considered superman role. budget superman n64 believe
til eleven cases blood alcohol content higher 1 % , poland holds five last one painful. every little tiny scratch scrape body soaked alcohol time. another note , may hold record cleanest person human history. hope fell asleep tub lay think get got progressively drunk. maybe thought she'd revolutionized alcohol consumption. didn't. i'll leave [ ] ( [URL] ) .. [ may seen informal version ] ( [URL] )
til hitler asked 18 year old figure skater future actress vera ralston" would like skate swastika" , replied" i'd rather skate swastika"
til drummer police composed spyro dragon soundtrack
til michael jackson's estate continues allocate 20 % posthumous earnings various charities , specified will.
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. uneducated , furthest category extinct still extinction spectrum , every animal fit spectrum. like category field mice? edit : thanks answers guys! i'm authority , humans listed as" least concern" . likely latter. really category beyond that. " excess" . people get ideas .. know people ideas .. worried someone might make sort .. [ modest proposal? ] ( [URL] )
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. thought * fruit * would cure cancer.
til average , genetic similarity two humans 99.9 %. 2 3 times genetic diversity within wild chimpanzee population , entire human gene pool.
til yreka , california , bakery operated 100 years called yreka bakery , formed palindrome. business closed gallery opened spot , named yrella gallery would also form palindrome.
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til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind.
til british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old. 1200 years old , here's [ king edward hammered silver penny ] ( [URL] ) , clocking least 710 years old. obverse : edw r angl dns hyb edward king
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. say find job love , never work day life. little tougher happen love smoking drinking whiskey , done. forget swallowing raw eggs. would raw eggs make voice rough? raw eggs would line throat could gargling harsh sounds without damaging vocal chords hurting throat. it'd like thick milkshake attempting extreme metal vocals.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets.
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. wow amazing work dairy lobby
til chrysler built 55 turbine-powered cars 1963-1964. could run fuel could burn oxygen , including perfume tequila , produced 130 horsepower. nine still exist.
since 1956 paris exclusively twinned rome -" paris worthy rome ; rome worthy paris. "
til grizzly bears feared respected native americans hunting required company 4 10 warriors done preparation ceremoniality intertribal warfare.
til actor martin sheen arrested total 66 times protesting acts civil disobedience - recently 2007 trespassing nevada nuclear test facility. imagine could president like character west wing .. american politics much closer house cards moment west wing read dc insiders find veep realistic portrayal jobs.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging r / accidentalpun that's great sub , thanks roping in! loop. puns tight! ! #do get it? noose tight. still get it.
til crowned eagle , known bird confirmed viewing humans prey
til : graphics company nvidia named latin ' invidia ' , means ' envy '. also reason use color green , in" green envy" .
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. duff used drink gallon vodka per day. ' cut back ' 10 bottles wine day. pancreas swelled size rugby ball told continued drinking would die soon. he's picture health ever earth possible? died? human body lot stronger one may think. drink 20 beers day ive never felt better! * explosive diarrhea intensifies *
til governor len small illinois acquitted embezzlement , eight jurors made decision received state jobs
til aztecs made swords embedded prismatic obsidian blades far sharper even high quality present day steel razor blades.
til lexus april fool's day joke , introduced" variable load coupling rear orientation ( v-lcro )" seats , technology attaches driver seat velcro allow aggressive turns. joke .. .. hmm .. one farts gotta lift butt
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" really fucking picture , ops fault come reddit find advert. want bars wall [ think it? ] ( [URL] )
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. barely remember password internet webpages. google ask want remember password wait see password entered right one. legitimately changed password twice one day i'm bad remembering them. i'm 63 character password ibetitsjustastringofwordssothatitseasytorememberorsomenonsense. nope. take phrase. > jack jill went hill , jack tripped jill. resulted lawsuit. becomes jajwuth 42ofjtbtbj98trial! #
til plato gave definition man as" featherless bipeds ," diogenes plucked chicken brought plato's academy , saying ," behold! i've brought man ," academy added" broad flat nails" definition.
til bill werbeniuk , big drinking canadian snooker player. drank 43 pints lager drinking contest scotsman eddie sinclair. sinclair passed following 42nd pint , werbeniuk reported say" i'm away bar
til 1983 , caddies masters tournament black. due clubs tradition.
til abusing alcohol drugs better half life , iconic jazz singer billie holiday swindled earnings died 70 cents ( us $ 6 2016 dollars ) bank.
til sandra bullock speaks fluent german , raised germany austria 12 years father worked you. s. army europe.
til programmers atari late 70s went ceo company asking royalties names included boxes , turned went formed company - - activision
til : samuel morse invented telegraph received letter wife's failing health .. she'd died.
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero. rip. passed away yesterday. actually believe you. went checked .. fuck. r. i. p.
til 360 kilogrammes lunar soil samples brought back apollo missions rusted corroding vacuum bottle seals exposed water oxygen earth's atmosphere.
til 4 us states completely banned billboards
til darth vader father luke skywalker real name anakin skywalker
til despite useful properties , dandelion grown regarded weed , result rise lawn culture marketing pesticide companies.
til jordan peele's" get out" made $ 252.4 million worldwide box office , 55 times production budget $ 4.5 million.
til american captives vietnam war would authenticate new prisoner's american identity tapping first five notes of" shave haircut" , cell wall , waiting appropriate response
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. one eyy .. guy fucks horses ever hear anything ginger boots fucking ostritch?
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. worried purity drugs? visit nearest police station illegal drugs tested - free charge!
til directing jurassic park , spielberg saw cgi t. rex , said stop motion animator phil tippett ," job ," tippett replied ," mean extinct? ". spielberg later incorporated dialogue here's example [ go motion ] ( [URL] ) rex tippet experimenting movie : [URL] decision use cgi. looked better expected. still made right call though. cgi jurassic park still realistic looking film despite 25 years old. groundbreaking 6 year old released blew mind mad dinosaurs ( jeff goldblum ) ever since.
til william shatner recorded wake call played space shuttle discovery crew last day docked iss. saying" space , final frontier. voyages space shuttle discovery. 30 - year mission : .."
til wwii british spies posed fake charity groups hand special monopoly games allied prisoners war. games compasses , maps , real money , useful tools escaping.
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. legitimately 1984 stuff right there.
til male dolphins sometimes masturbate wrapping live eel around penis
til nazis cleared minefields chasing captured civilians across , detonating explosives.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. australia may hundreds unique species poisonous everything , americas mighty raccoon. hail mighty trash panda! ahh , bin chicken! [URL]
til donald duck loved scandinavian countries sweden make illegal vote political elections. 2005 norway 1/4 total population read donald duck magazine , and" donaldism" became thing.
til cops died illness linked 9/11 perished day
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. raccoon hacked bank america account transferred money checking offshore account cayman islands.
til yreka , california , bakery operated 100 years called yreka bakery , formed palindrome. business closed gallery opened spot , named yrella gallery would also form palindrome. state motto california [ eureka! ] ( [URL] ) worth noting , yreka pronounced. wy-ree-kah.
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time * know of.
til nikola tesla able integral calculus head , leading teachers believe cheating.
til dave grohl know read sheet music writes music ear.
til three gorges dam china massive slowed rotation earth
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes " * reason , parts play , like boromir ned stark , life online long afterwards. keep seeing - call - memes? " * - sean bean he's us. shit. we've discovered. everybody scatter! memes man? ! cops gonna find them! either flush ' em shove ' em ass , one , get sight! edit : f.. , i've never even watched rick morty. reference unintentional.
almost half voters expect brexit talks conclude successfully , poll suggests
til aztecs made swords embedded prismatic obsidian blades far sharper even high quality present day steel razor blades. bonus , obsidian brittle break bone , making injury much brutal. good also shattered spanish steel. fucking pay win dlc. op plz nerf. buy conquistador pack $ 19.99! enemy wont know smit them.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. til $ 14 million budget , major hollywood actors , major hollywood filmmaker , film company owned comcast , qualify independent filmmaking. edit. great. top comment snide remark. rip previous also think sp came gay cowboy idea. also recall pudding eating. guess know lingo then.
til though thomas kinkade designed paintings , widely sold prints produced semi-industrial process prints factory produced manually touched low-level apprentices embellished prefabricated base.
til dogs laugh. make laugh-like sounds tickled playing , sounds positive effect puppies hearing them.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " gene hackman asked starred superman said" give 2 million reasons why" particularly great reasons , taken together , become impossible refuse. wait minute , superman good though! ! f..! !! ?? superman iv however i've never heard this" superman iv" .. low budget movie terrible plot bad acting? / almost sarcasm try pretend idea never came like idea nicholas cage considered superman role. i've honestly never seen old superman series. what's bad iv?
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen brit 100 % sure think use word. ' spunk spunk '
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " he's like actor take every script he's given yet remains highly respected still offered great roles. nic cage started ( he's oscar winner ) destroyed career.
til king ludwig mad built many weird impractical castles bavaria later inspired fairy tale castles walt disney parks.
til 4 us states completely banned billboards til 4 states banned them. taking rest guys long? we're resource-rich tourist destinations
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches wait cockroaches bite? ?? worry , sleeping inside mouth. inside ear since can't turn around inside ear canal , burrow deeper brain.
til actors played brother sister on" dexter" began dating , fell love , got engaged , got married , got divorced , continuing play brother sister tv. also entertain storyline thought interested ( adopted ) brother romantically. think post divorce , must've weird tbh , weird case. uncomfortable unnecessary plotline. plotlines dexter? season 4 show trash
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. .. realized like dogs alive 9/11 probably dead .. =[ oh yeah. also , remember comet full house? he's dead too. dog frasier died 2006.
til brendan fraser pays $ 900,00 year alimony ex-wife afton smith. got separated 2008 ..
til british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old. 1200 years old , here's [ king edward hammered silver penny ] ( [URL] ) , clocking least 710 years old. obverse : edw r angl dns hyb edward king
til giant panda chi chi sexually attracted humans refused attempts mating giant pandas. instead made full sexual self-presentation zookeepers.
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity.
til siege , mongols catapulted corpses infected plague city walls infect inhabitants.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. many confused. answer homeowner's insurance likely umbrella coverage. insurance clearly covered acts caused residents household. result , victims could sue parents actually get damages.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. " regret .. .. * boneitis *! "
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. " boris yeltsin first words you. s. president clinton upon meeting 1995 , think o. j. it? " guy like relaxed uncle. relaxed drank fifth vodka every day sorry fifth? american always wondered. google maybe people know too. edit : thanks everyone , know international standard alcohol volumes ever thought would. 750ml
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance holy shit , exactly came say. nuke too? implications comment massively scary. mean , many people would willingly stay sub deep underwater cramp / pressurized tube breathing recycled air.
til mike myers loosely based dr. evil character former snl boss lorne micheals. dr. evil's phrase" throw frickin ' bone , people ," supposedly something michaels said many times script
til infinity sign also called the" lemniscate"
til soviet composer dmitri shostakovich obsessive regularly sent cards test well postal service working.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" really fucking picture , ops fault come reddit find advert. want bars wall [ think it? ] ( [URL] ) im trouble locating large breasted woman.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " he's like actor take every script he's given yet remains highly respected still offered great roles. nic cage started ( he's oscar winner ) destroyed career. nic cage already peaked con air face / off. cannot top performances matter are. enjoyed matchstick men loathe nic cage , weatherman amazing movie. what's reasoning behind loathing him? even like he's bad dude. understand cage hate. like i'm mega fan , understand hate.
til vietnam war 800 murders attempted murders superior officers enlisted soldiers investigated. term ' fragging ' coined due popular use fragmentation grenades commit murders.
til inuits really term means eskimo brother :" aipak" , or" me" , describing positive relationship someone slept wife.
.. annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank surroundings. imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " " nested simulations would taxing systems. we'll make physically impossible. "" how? "" i'm sure , we'll make something like speed light. " came comments , left questioning life.
til day crew battleship uss texas intentionally flooded torpedo tube order cause 2 degree list , giving main guns enough extra elevation boost range & hit target mainland. " dude i'm telling , flood torpedo blister send one super far! it'll gnarly" afterward" laughing loud rekt" good game
til kyoto , former capital japan , means" capital city" tokyo means" eastern capital" voted hard burned temple
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. * soup meal.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. think got idea movie? ? 93.6 % hollywood films inspired eric cartman. study done yale , can't seem find link however .. " um .. okay , : adam sandler like love girl. turns girl actually golden retriever something. " that's plot always sunny episode , except rickety cricket instead adam sandler. hilarious episode way.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " hear saying it. he's actually great actor. watch" cider house rules ," favourite ," quiet american. " he's british nicholas cage. wants actually try he's great , he's willing half-ass whatever nonsense want throw way , provided pay it.
til star wars , yoda's unusual speaking style maintained estonian dubs movie , grammatically correct.
til classic pc game" baldur's gate" developed , alongside engine , 18 months team 60 people never worked video game before. still one best rpg games ever made. recently re-released ' enhanced edition ' even enjoyable play now. still worth playing first time today? would date mechanics frustrating. i'm considering enhanced edition sequel maybe ..
til battle 1797 , british admiral horatio nelson badly wounded right arm. came surgeon said ," sooner better ," within half hour amputation returned command forces.
til medal honor recipient thomas baker asked left behind japanese counter attack saipan due wounded. asked 1 pistol 8 bullets. returning us army found corpse 8 dead japanese.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen brit 100 % sure think use word. ' spunk spunk ' spunky! ! excited , energetic , etc. " full spunk" means" full energy" although even you. s. undertones.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand"
blizzard taking action players spam hero voice lines overwatch
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " he's like actor take every script he's given yet remains highly respected still offered great roles. nic cage started ( he's oscar winner ) destroyed career.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. job's belief alternative medicine surprising. one point fruitarian believed fruitarians bo , bathe. fruitarian thing ten days back see like. euphoric time , horrible bo. edit : wow , protip ladies gentleman : want draw world's nutritional experts onto reddit , make comment euphoric? side effect fruit diet? got details?
til 3 banana companies overthrew government honduras. wonder kind republic kind company that. important question , kind clothing would sell you?
til cali cartel murdered many people dumped bodies cauca river local municipality eventually bankrupt cost recovering corpses conducting autopsies.
til greek god fertility , never ending boner sacrificial animal ass. name gave rise medical term priapism - - prolonged erection
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. raccoon hacked bank america account transferred money checking offshore account cayman islands. raccoon stole 20 dollars?
til armadillos genus dasypus ( ones found us ) give birth four genetically identical young split embryo ; i. e. always identical quadruplets ; known vertebrate animals exhibit this" polyembryony"
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. sound like shill big children.
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches can't wrap head around scientology still thing. world we're connected , people support / part scientology really unaware insane shit associated it?
til day crew battleship uss texas intentionally flooded torpedo tube order cause 2 degree list , giving main guns enough extra elevation boost range & hit target mainland. wwii-era russian tanks often said happiest tanks world? barely gun depression laughing_face [ meanwhile america ] ( [URL] ) ( i'm like 50 % sure go little lower )
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen [ knew ] ( [URL] ) edit : seriously , [ knew ] ( [URL] ).
til us , ground floor called 1st floor inside buildings
til wilmer valderrama purchased vista cruiser used on" ' 70s show" $ 500 series ended. wonder many people figured name fes foreign exchange student name fes tho. i'm pretty sure never learnt name. mean , think eric , donna , hyde , kelso umm .. mila even knew.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. oh , poor eel! " what's .. .. oh! oh , god .. no! ah , fuck! no! again! goddammit! " [ relevant nsfw video ] ( [URL] )
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " well sounds like slavery steps.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. oh fucking * god * , poor guy. blame slightest. tell it! guy grand prix essentially mocked triumph. dunno , would love someone played" america , fuck yea" something equally stereotypical.
til screensavers designed save screens burn never displaying static image
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. aka american dream. boris politics anyway? true rock star story. thing missing mick jagger couple hookers.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes tbf helicopters scary fuck.
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. , got hired 15 times. that's positive. find insulting get hired 15 times takes almost year 700 applications get part time job.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. dwight right. need new plague! !! one make sick ..
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. raccoon hacked bank america account transferred money checking offshore account cayman islands. raccoon stole 20 dollars? pff. look mr. rich guy $ 20 bank account. pff. look moneybags bank account. pff. lk mnbgs vr hr , wt hs fnc xpnsv vwls.
til tic tacs mainly made sugar allowed labelled zero sugar per serving despite sugar due weight.
til response a" catastrophic emergency ," united states government suspended replaced single , combined branch" coordinated" president , indefinitely. senate
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. there's message somewhere promoting someone higher responsibilities based past experience based qualifications. morale story get candidates interviews. want someone slept job either. morale story low. maybe get booze story , might raise morale.
til three gorges dam china massive slowed rotation earth 60 nanoseconds nothing like 320 nanoseconds changed op's mom came world. actual photo [ born ] ( [URL] )
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. overdue another #purge! people could wrap stop shitting many kids cause they're bored. really understand people children. wife really stable jobs city good economy affordable housing yet kid huge economical decision .. one whim ; plan right time it.
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged league ~ ~ light ~ ~ little 5.5 km. 20,00 would 110,00 km. earth measures 12,750 km across equator. go 20,00 leagues deep , would end 17.6 thousand leagues space. yeah always confused me. never seemed obvious distance travelled depth. depth fathoms , no?
til steve-o clown graduated ringling brothers barnum & bailey clown college
storyline chronological order ridley scott's alien prequels goes" prometheus , awakening , covenant" . awakening screenplay already written along elizabeth shaw david 8 featured it.
til rms olympic , sister ship titanic , rammed u-boat sunk , making merchant ship world war sunk enemy vessel.
til teenage fry cook went college study marine science , art , went create spongebob squarepants.
til washington state originally called columbia thought may confused district columbia rejected.
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax ha , sallie mae thing reason. think know , navient.
til debuting 1979 one-time , 13 - part series ," old house" one earliest home improvement shows. initially controversial among building contractors , cast afraid giving away secrets building trades.
antonio conte would 4th italian manager win premier league. never english manager.
til ohio issues" scarlet letter plates" people given limited driving privileges convicted dui. realize states dui plates. also heroin plates ohio , they're light blue say" kentucky" top.
til north korean leader kim jong-il parodied film team america : world police ( 2004 ) , democratic people's republic korea asked czech republic ban film.
til wilmer valderrama purchased vista cruiser used on" ' 70s show" $ 500 series ended. thanks fez longer say" son bitch" without accent.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind.
til paul revere actually shouted" regulars coming out" , not" british coming" , since massachusetts colonists still considered british citizens time.
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged jules verne treasury kid , illustrations always blew away. think they're woodcuts? [URL] much wood would woodcutter cut woodcutter woodcut wood?
til since humans became aware mortality roughly 150,00 years ago , developed one mechanism dealing existential anxiety accompanies : denial.
til author goodnight moon ( margaret wise brown ) died 42 showing doctor healthy feeling. kicked leg , dislodging blood clot travelled heart killed her.
til aztec empire one first societies mandatory education children regardless gender rank.
til christianity , islam judaism worship abrahamic god. religious texts also feature many figures , histories places. jesus also muslim prophet.
til prohibition , people used get prescriptions ' medical ' wine alcohol , like today weed.
audrey hepburn's first starring role ' roman holiday ' ( 1953 ). gregory peck insisted hepburn's name appear film's title font large :" got change she'll big star i'll look gregory peck awesome dude. would appear knew up. gonna turn audrey hepburn love-in , talk wait dark. god damn love movie.
til jesus actor jim caviezel struck lightning whilst filming passion christ
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. 1. rent plane 2. bless rain clouds fly , turn local downfall holy water 3. secretly baptise everyone 4. ~ ~? ?? ~ ~ collect tithes 5. profit
til seinfeld episode" revenge" based experience screenwriter larry david , quit job saturday night live , felt made mistake reached home , returned following morning nothing happened.
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. trouble believing would good customer facing employee .. especially service role. i'd rather face service roll anyway follow me. nicki minaj often like pizza chinese buffet. see , respect , i'm feeling moment.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. " boris yeltsin first words you. s. president clinton upon meeting 1995 , think o. j. it? " guy like relaxed uncle.
til : nixon sent champagne note saying" justice ultimately prevails" mark felt pardoned reagan. 30 years later , revealed mark felt was" deep throat" helped bring watergate cover-up light. good ol ' days government held accountable actions edit : probably put / end this. think sarcasm came across. remember spying without warrant something concerned about? remember americans condemned torture barbaric shameful? 24 told ends justify means fine. [ jack bauer also told shoving bath towel someones throat remove stomach pulled out. ] ( [URL] )
til monty python's , always look bright side life played pa system end every iron maiden concert.
til double-blind study published nature showed experienced astrologers better determining people psychological traits based location stars birth someone randomly guessing them.
til single helmet air force's new f - 35 fighter costs $ 400,00
til snooker player ronnie o'sullivan accused disrespect opponent using opposite hand take shot. prove bringing game disrepute , played 3 frames left-hand former world championship runner-up , winning 3.
til 2013 study connecticut college revealed oreos might addictive cocaine
til japanese kamikaze pilots allowed return find suitable target. one pilot shot ninth return. * shrugs *" odds , amarite? " * shot dead * 1:1 1:1 suicide supreme tees friend
til world premiere blazing saddles took place drive-in theater burbank , ca 200 guests watched film horseback.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly want smile mean .. wanna talk , buddy? he's buddy , pal he's pal , friend. friend , guy.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. nothing .. mormons baptize die! baptize people listed phone book. grandmother use baptize neighborhood kids / babies kitchen sink watching summer. catholic want babies going purgatory / hell. grew catholic .. non-clergy even baptisms? sounds weird.
til - men 20s ejaculate often may impart protections prostate cancer later life.
til day crew battleship uss texas intentionally flooded torpedo tube order cause 2 degree list , giving main guns enough extra elevation boost range & hit target mainland.
til 2002 fake sequel harry potter appeared china title" harry potter bao zuolong. " book consists text jrr tolkien's hobbit names changed harry potter characters. similar case 2009 book called" dan brown's lost symbol" published ( actual" lost symbol" ) just" picture dorian gray" names changed dan brown characters. hey , least stealing quality literature. right back go publish next game throne sequel china switching names quixote characters.
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. amazingly , every guns n roses band member appetite destruction still alive. motley too? like f..? none hold candle ozzy. he's actually donating body science dies figure lived drugs alcohol.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. australia may hundreds unique species poisonous everything , americas mighty raccoon. hail mighty trash panda! ahh , bin chicken! [URL]
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. everyone freaking : seal extinct. fact well listed as" least concern" - - furthest category from" extinct" . uneducated , furthest category extinct still extinction spectrum , every animal fit spectrum. like category field mice? edit : thanks answers guys! i'm authority , humans listed as" least concern" . likely latter.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " surreal would see ai inside simulation begin talk simulation?
til lexus april fool's day joke , introduced" variable load coupling rear orientation ( v-lcro )" seats , technology attaches driver seat velcro allow aggressive turns. joke .. .. hmm .. one farts gotta lift butt
til george washington wooden teeth , set real teeth slaves
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. nothing .. mormons baptize die! baptize people listed phone book. grandmother use baptize neighborhood kids / babies kitchen sink watching summer. catholic want babies going purgatory / hell.
til - edison died nikola tesla wrote negative obituary nyt - made fun hygiene work ethic almost amazing people aware tesla-edison history. edit : documentaries besides comic oatmeal posted. jesus people , comment something original. sadly can't clam know much , know edison fucked tesla general shit lots great documentaries show life depth. like prestige? yep. sad people know tesla inventing teleportation.
til queen elizabeth ii trained mechanic. learned skills wwii ( 1945 ) part auxiliary territorial service.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" kinda want one now. would love sample beer like back then. like everything else ancient history , probably 100 times shittier used
til empire state building took little year construction complete ( 410 days twelve days ahead schedule ).
til : today's average teenagers know vastly milky way galaxies professional astronomers 100 years ago. reason average teenager seen naked people adult 100 years ago. 100 + years ago , naked people adults seen parents , siblings [ cousins ] ( [URL] )
til male chicks born egg farms , considered useless. thus , disposed , grinding alive. faint heart. [ ns ] ( [URL] ) | [ fw ] ( [URL] )
til agnes milowka , renowned cave diver filmed stunts movie sanctum. long filming scene movie extra air tank left behind order squeeze tight cave passage , died exact thing real
til debuting 1979 one-time , 13 - part series ," old house" one earliest home improvement shows. initially controversial among building contractors , cast afraid giving away secrets building trades.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. also remember hearing china big homeless population worried optics shown exposed olympics .. sudden homeless problem. tell world solved homelessness sounds like could great lot people right? chinese way could _eliminate_ homelessness. low caust
til sir isaac newton , master royal mint , personally went undercover bars taverns root rampant counterfeiting , high treason ( punishable hanged , drawn quartered ). successfully prosecuted 28
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. everyone wants solve overpopulation problem , want die. both. live kids , even stick 1 kid. that's china's trying achieve since 70s establishing one-child law. 2014 ( give take 2 years , bad memory ) changed 2 kids max. source : chinese always two-child law? would keep population constant , it? large parts population excempt law.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. father 4 , 1 16 year old girl ; confirm kids best hit teens , blow half shared data plan 8 days think know every fucking thing. edit : data
til hunkerin ' , fad 1950s america people would rest squatting position hours time even hold hunkerin ' competitions
niki lauda makes 1,200 , 00 year monetising forehead.
til peppers used tabasco sauce picked hand. pepper pickers compare color peppers small red stick ; colors match , peppers ripe used sauce production process.
til : abercrombie & fitch used sell outdoor goods camping gear guns , main store shooting range.
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. there's message somewhere promoting someone higher responsibilities based past experience based qualifications. morale story get candidates interviews. want someone slept job either. morale story low. maybe get booze story , might raise morale.
til postal code north pole h0h 0h0 reference santa
til william shatner recorded wake call played space shuttle discovery crew last day docked iss. saying" space , final frontier. voyages space shuttle discovery. 30 - year mission : .."
til post-debacle interview caught lip syncing shows , one members milli vanilli defended saying ," [ milli vanilli ] working mcdonald's. would done? "
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con really didn't" fend off" anyone. like freaked screamed. bull whip hand time. source : used good friend hers. used be? sense may story there. burns bridges friends use them. meet lot great people though. still friends them. sounds like classic narcissist. i'm saying dealings type , either them. there's middle ground. sith deals absolutes.
til : abercrombie & fitch used sell outdoor goods camping gear guns , main store shooting range.
til nintendo sued galoob prevent release nes cheating device , game genie ; legal battle followed. sega genesis version , sega allowed release , officially licensed it. nintendo long history liking mods. reddit loves nintendo much? common dislike mods? reddit mods surely worse game genies though.
til von trapp family , made famous sound music , lost fortune great depression , children's singing careers purely way earn livelihood.
til henry ford invent assembly line. invented ransom e. olds ( oldsmobile ).
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. 1. rent plane 2. bless rain clouds fly , turn local downfall holy water 3. secretly baptise everyone 4. ~ ~? ?? ~ ~ collect tithes 5. profit
til 1983 , caddies masters tournament black. due clubs tradition. * indeed , club co-founder clifford roberts reputed said ," long i'm alive , golfers white , caddies black. " * prediction probably turned correct well killed 3rd hole 1977 yes correct
til anne heche drove desert , hiked stranger's house , took shower , announced local sherrifs god going take everyone back heaven spaceship
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. child , john markle , murdered entire family killing investigated fraud.
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold shit neighborhood 0 % chance working out?
til nintendo sued galoob prevent release nes cheating device , game genie ; legal battle followed. sega genesis version , sega allowed release , officially licensed it.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. * soup meal. soup sandwich - - that's meal! , fucking not. anything , white person meal. mexico actually consider meals events spend time families , something eat breakroom white company work
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. australia may hundreds unique species poisonous everything , americas mighty raccoon. hail mighty trash panda! ahh , bin chicken! [URL]
til 1950 , myxoma virus ( type pox virus ) deliberately released rabbit population australia means population control , causing death 500 million rabbits
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years.
til matthew mcconaughey replaced owen wilson ' tropic thunder ' wilson's battle depression attempt suicide overdosing slitting wrists imagine last movie ever made & dupree. apparently that's exactly imagining , almost became self-fulfilling. makes * * * * depressed. owen wilson much better that. really think he's great actor .. everyone reddit seems think though
til woman started mothers day usa wished never started day commercialism behind got control
til filming schindler's list , polish woman encountered ralph fiennes dressed nazi uniform told that" germans charming people. kill anybody deserve it. "
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. "
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen [ knew ] ( [URL] ) edit : seriously , [ knew ] ( [URL] ). jesus christ. anyone marketing stop say" hey , maybe guy lying back , mouth wide open , eyes closed. sort looks like getting facial. " i've never seen water ad person drinking missing mouth guy ad mouth.
til dogs laugh. make laugh-like sounds tickled playing , sounds positive effect puppies hearing them. i've never wanted hear something badly. [ go. ] ( [URL] ) laughing loud f.. cute tho think [ ] ( [URL] ) real example. sounds kind like rhythmic panting.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. job's belief alternative medicine surprising. one point fruitarian believed fruitarians bo , bathe. iirc ashton kutcher tried replicate diet stop due development pancreatic issues. movie role?
til : 76 % known serial killers 20th century united states. key word is" known" countries catch acknowledge serial killers. russia bragged usa serial killers. truth never coordinated police force tie crimes together. like iran saying homosexuals. thought implying killed
.. throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank surroundings. imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " " nested simulations would taxing systems. we'll make physically impossible. "" how? "" i'm sure , we'll make something like speed light. " " let's make sure control passage time. problem solved. "
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. oh , poor eel! " what's .. .. oh! oh , god .. no! ah , fuck! no! again! goddammit! " [ relevant nsfw video ] ( [URL] )
til 2010 , band somali pirates attempted capture us navy frigate uss nicholas , mistaking merchant vessel
til eleven cases blood alcohol content higher 1 % , poland holds five last one painful. every little tiny scratch scrape body soaked alcohol time. another note , may hold record cleanest person human history. hope fell asleep tub lay think get got progressively drunk. maybe thought she'd revolutionized alcohol consumption. didn't. i'll leave [ ] ( [URL] ) .. [ may seen informal version ] ( [URL] )
til ferrari monaco since schumacher 2001!
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. .. realized like dogs alive 9/11 probably dead .. =[ dog born 199 happy_face dog still alive? isn't. probably dispose body. is. turning 18 june.
til soviet composer dmitri shostakovich obsessive regularly sent cards test well postal service working.
til founder scientology , l. ron hubbard , commanded submarine wwii. performance was" substandard ," almost started war mexico ordering crew fire coronado islands.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. worried purity drugs? visit nearest police station illegal drugs tested - free charge!
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league calling - bayern stumble group stages champions league get third , fall europa league , we'll make annual trip allianz round 32. oh fuckoff guys again. [URL] replace" rudy gay" with" bayern" .
til david letterman created scholarship average" c student ," recognizing marks , extraordinary amazing ways.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. aka american dream. boris politics anyway? true rock star story. thing missing mick jagger couple hookers.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. actual source wiki link book ' silk roads ' peter frankopan. ever read" years rice salt" kim stanley robinson? fiction , would've happened black death killed 90 % europe instead 50 %. good read.
til communism killed people regime type. killed holocaust japanese war crimes combined. colonialist capitalism even come close.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence.
til - edison died nikola tesla wrote negative obituary nyt - made fun hygiene work ethic get wrong , think nikola tesla great scientist. specific reason everyone internet seems love tesla much?
til wwii british spies posed fake charity groups hand special monopoly games allied prisoners war. games compasses , maps , real money , useful tools escaping.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. dwight right. need new plague! !!
til yreka , california , bakery operated 100 years called yreka bakery , formed palindrome. business closed gallery opened spot , named yrella gallery would also form palindrome. state motto california [ eureka! ] ( [URL] ) worth noting , yreka pronounced. wy-ree-kah. yreka shasta name mt. shasta. means north mountain.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence.
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league calling - bayern stumble group stages champions league get third , fall europa league , we'll make annual trip allianz round 32. oh fuckoff guys again. [URL] replace" rudy gay" with" bayern" .
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. sound like shill big children. .. adults?
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. yep , umbrella policy. one added mine. $ 1 million covers pretty much anything around $ 300 / year. whats funny teenager moves it'll drop $ 120 / year! homeowner without kids : umbrella f-ing cheap stupid it. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me.
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone.
til yreka , california , bakery operated 100 years called yreka bakery , formed palindrome. business closed gallery opened spot , named yrella gallery would also form palindrome. state motto california [ eureka! ] ( [URL] ) worth noting , yreka pronounced. wy-ree-kah. yreka shasta name mt. shasta. means north mountain.
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time * know of. yea , like half animals ocean specific breeding grounds. right , necessarily mean they're capable communicating location distance breeding grounds members species - something ants , bees , ravens humans do. dolphins?
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. raccoon stole 20 dollars? pff. look mr. rich guy $ 20 bank account. pff. look moneybags bank account. pff. lk mnbgs vr hr , wt hs fnc xpnsv vwls. poor bastard. even buy vowel. edit : * really? * first gold this? money kind stranger.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. mother 4 year old 1.5 year old two friends round house , there's enough wine world. send supplies.
til mae jemison , first female african-american astronaut , inspired apply nasa star trek character , lieutenant uhura. jemison later went make cameo appearance star trek : next generation.
til 7 players tournament big 4 competed. stan one since 2010
til 1983 , caddies masters tournament black. due clubs tradition.
til von trapp family , made famous sound music , lost fortune great depression , children's singing careers purely way earn livelihood.
til vietnam war 800 murders attempted murders superior officers enlisted soldiers investigated. term ' fragging ' coined due popular use fragmentation grenades commit murders.
til male chicks born egg farms , considered useless. thus , disposed , grinding alive.
til vietnam war 800 murders attempted murders superior officers enlisted soldiers investigated. term ' fragging ' coined due popular use fragmentation grenades commit murders.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen woosh sploosh ^ * * spunk * * i'm thirsty. mouth?
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. still cannot get past fact he's stoke trent. drab , dismal , grey shithole planet .. outside lancashire.
til 2002 fake sequel harry potter appeared china title" harry potter bao zuolong. " book consists text jrr tolkien's hobbit names changed harry potter characters. similar case 2009 book called" dan brown's lost symbol" published ( actual" lost symbol" ) just" picture dorian gray" names changed dan brown characters. hey , least stealing quality literature. right back go publish next game throne sequel china switching names quixote characters.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. relaxed drank fifth vodka every day like old russian proverb :" everything's okay enough vodka" including vodka? especially vodka. even vodka.
til credit card" chip" technology ( aka emv ) rolled us almost 25 years old damn. they'll probably phase europe soon far know already begun talking that. sure replacing nfc. denmark new cards contact-less. use pin purchases 30 $. wow , that's surprisingly low. canada usually either $ 50 $ 100 depending place. things probably lot cheaper too.
til 2012 interview thewrap , morgan freeman explained religious views follows :" hard question said start , think invented god. believe god , , think i'm god. "
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. think got idea movie? ? 93.6 % hollywood films inspired eric cartman. study done yale , can't seem find link however .. eat pudding movie?
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters. german. til kill shelters. too. shelter kill doggos? no-kill shelters over-crowded selective dogs take funding infinite. un-adoptable dogs no-kill shelters wait agony die. better kill them? know man , sounds wrong.
til iconic opening sound used law order known as" clang" amalgamation nearly dozen sounds , including actual gavel , jail door slamming , five hundred japanese monks walking across hardwood
til russia's economy ( $ 1.3 ) 69 % size italy's economy ( $ 1.9 ).
til rodney mullen considered the" godfather" modern street skating. he's credited inventing 37 tricks including flatground ollie , kickflip , heelflip , 360 flip.
til military san marino still active crossbow corps existed uninterrupted since 1295
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging fishwife hanged murdering illegitimate infant shortly birth. long long ago , especially evidenced roman empire , infanticide often even considered crime baby six months old. guess lived wrong era. [URL] that's incredibly heartbreaking know.
til carl jung sigmund freud met first time , talked thirteen hours straight
til darth vader father luke skywalker real name anakin skywalker
queen elizabeth celebrates 91st birthday
til average inmate alcatraz read 75-100 books per year.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen brit 100 % sure think use word. ' spunk spunk '
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax ha , sallie mae thing reason. think know , navient. * ahem * xfiniti cough * spectrum * cough yeah really suck cox. spectrum , pay $ 55 / mo 250/25 bandwidth caps. pretty much everyone talk worse speeds higher price.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" kinda want one now. would love sample beer like back then. like everything else ancient history , probably 100 times shittier used
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. also think sp came gay cowboy idea. also recall pudding eating. guess know lingo then. eat poopoo want dis sickness uganda uninitiated : [URL]
til author goodnight moon ( margaret wise brown ) died 42 showing doctor healthy feeling. kicked leg , dislodging blood clot travelled heart killed her.
til plato distinguished gymnast wrestler , well known wrestling prowess.
til victoria's secret founded man felt embarrassed buying lingerie wife. wanted store men could feel comfortable buying lingerie , however business model later became unprofitable company sold.
til billionaire oil tycoon j. paul getty installed pay phone mansion guests use would billed calls.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. everyone wants solve overpopulation problem , want die. both. live kids , even stick 1 kid. that's china's trying achieve since 70s establishing one-child law. 2014 ( give take 2 years , bad memory ) changed 2 kids max. source : chinese
til medal honor recipient , master sergeant roy benavidez. 37 wounds bullets , bayonets , shrapnel. thought dead , spit face doctor zipping body bag.
til despite useful properties , dandelion grown regarded weed , result rise lawn culture marketing pesticide companies.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind.
til 2012 interview thewrap , morgan freeman explained religious views follows :" hard question said start , think invented god. believe god , , think i'm god. "
til since humans became aware mortality roughly 150,00 years ago , developed one mechanism dealing existential anxiety accompanies : denial.
til 2001 , united states ' military airdropped 2.4 million pop-tarts afghanistan us invasion.
til george foreman originally paid 40 % profits endorsing george foreman grill. peak grill's sales , making 4.5 million dollars month. fiances mom got us one birthday. pretty good like cooking steaks skeptical_face
.. aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank surroundings. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " " nested simulations would taxing systems. we'll make physically impossible. "" how? "" i'm sure , we'll make something like speed light. " speed light clock speed cpu runs universe. quantum entaglement software's compression algorthm work. expansion universe done via server upgrades. sleep resource management
til - men 20s ejaculate often may impart protections prostate cancer later life.
til 27 ad wooden amphitheater collapsed ancient town fidenae resulted death 200-500 spectators. roman senate responded raising building standards banishing creator theater , atilius.
til carrots actually help people see dark. myth propaganda used royal air force explain pilots improved success night air battles , actually used disguise advances radar technology.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. thing think weapons used. unsecured. edit : information , apparently straw purchased guns wrong. think" bowling columbine" info , bullying guns. shooters bought weapons themselves. take parents guns. got girl class buy weapons , underage time. ever legal action , result cooperation investigation charges filed her.
til author goodnight moon ( margaret wise brown ) died 42 showing doctor healthy feeling. kicked leg , dislodging blood clot travelled heart killed her.
til usa one seven countries ratified convention elimination forms discrimination women
til scrappy-doo , widely considered one hated characters fiction , appeared animated scooby-doo production since 1988 due audience backlash.
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. trouble believing would good customer facing employee .. especially service role. i'd rather face service roll anyway follow me. nicki minaj often like pizza chinese buffet. see , respect , i'm feeling moment.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. evaded secret service managed make whitehouse grounds whilst underwear. someone shat brick night. either none whitehouse security team balls man handle russian premier back indoors , yeltsin drunk af embarrassing russia problem , choke holding head state diplomatic incident would also diplomatic incident , though , someone managed harm yeltsin state , part result sufficient protection around time.
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con
til first barcode scanned pack juicy fruit troy , ohio june 26 , 1974. pack gum receipt display smithsonian institute.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen woosh sploosh ^ * * spunk * * i'm thirsty. mouth?
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " well sounds like slavery steps.
til picture severed japanese head tank turret published life magazine february 1 , 1943 , generated less protest letters image mistreated cat issue.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. dolphin without hands?
til every part dandelion edible. leaves buds eaten greens , flowers made wine , roots roasted ground make" coffee. "
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold shit neighborhood 0 % chance working out?
til british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old. oh shit even plausible conspiracy theories bs time. coincidences happen lot. coincidences wow mom
til terry kath band chigaco's last words were" worry .. look , clip even it" - putting pistol temple pulling trigger.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. hell * * can't remember solution tasks three years. barely remember password internet webpages. google ask want remember password wait see password entered right one. legitimately changed password twice one day i'm bad remembering them. i'm 63 character password ibetitsjustastringofwordssothatitseasytorememberorsomenonsense.
til - coca cola launched dasani water uk slogan ' bottled spunk ' & ' can't live without spunk ' ; oblivious uk spunks means semen.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death regret bone-itis
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. til anti-vaxers trying save economy.
til day crew battleship uss texas intentionally flooded torpedo tube order cause 2 degree list , giving main guns enough extra elevation boost range & hit target mainland. " dude i'm telling , flood torpedo blister send one super far! it'll gnarly" afterward" laughing loud rekt" good game
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. thought * fruit * would cure cancer.
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity. fuck buys kidney stone?
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. something something getting nailed seamen loose hips sink ships.
til hitler asked 18 year old figure skater future actress vera ralston" would like skate swastika" , replied" i'd rather skate swastika"
til thomas jefferson kept shetland sheep white house. attacked several people , killed small boy , eventually called" abominable animal" . adorab - wait , * killed * child? back then? presidents goat killed one children. take it? " oh ok mr. president. love anyways" * kicks * well kids back pretty decent chance diying anyways.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. dwight right. need new plague! !! one make sick ..
til matthew mcconaughey replaced owen wilson ' tropic thunder ' wilson's battle depression attempt suicide overdosing slitting wrists
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. sound like shill big children.
til sitting bull touring buffalo bill's wild west show , impressed annie oakley's shooting abilities charmed character gave name" little sure shot" symbolically adopted daughter.
til michael jackson would requested wine served diet coke cans flights , want kids see drinking alcohol.
til bored work manhattan project richard feynman would amuse picking locks colleagues confidential file cabinets placing prank notes , colleagues believed spy infiltrated project.
til name hotmail chosen contains html , originally styled hotmail.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. hahaha. that's cockroach's theme , though. mexican hat dance , also known el jarabe tapato. know tapatio sauce makes military breakfasts bearable. shitty powdered eggs grey ( reason ) cardboard bacon? liberal application tapatio mix together make okay skillet. tapatio , iirc , means" guadalajara" get wrong , also great basic sauce slather shit needs sauce get through. yep , means guadalajara think seen sauce mention. pretty good spice things up. although valentina best. el yucateco ya wimp
til : chinese philanthropist , run run shaw ( 1907-2014 ) gave $ 1 + / - billion fund education , aiding 600 construction projects. many buildings ( 500 +
til jaleel white hated playing role steve urkel in" family matters. " series cancelled , said ," ever see character , take put bullet head put misery. "
til chrysler built 55 turbine-powered cars 1963-1964. could run fuel could burn oxygen , including perfume tequila , produced 130 horsepower. nine still exist.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. * soup meal. depends soup. pho soup meal. mostly non-soup parts.
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con really got role , good her! dunno , really catwoman play sexually-charged game basketball children watching? loop one , what's context? edit : oh god [ apologize put through. ] ( [URL] )
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone.
til genghis khan tengrist , religiously tolerant interested learning philosophical moral lessons religions. consulted buddhist monks , muslims , christian missionaries , taoist monk qiu chuji. discriminate , would wipe entire populations regardless religious affiliation. progressive funny many modern world history texts starting think way. many ways , mongol empire ushered modernity , including fostering global trade. infuriating. empathy absolutely required properly understand history , modern historians routinely demonstrate lack empathy genghis khan's victims. seen nothing , 100 years speak great hitler was.
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government.
til first barcode scanned pack juicy fruit troy , ohio june 26 , 1974. pack gum receipt display smithsonian institute.
til north korean leader kim jong-il parodied film team america : world police ( 2004 ) , democratic people's republic korea asked czech republic ban film.
til valentine's day japan , women give male co-workers chocolate. unpopular co-workers receive cheap giri-choko (" ultra-obligatory" chocolate ) others receive honmei-choko (" true feeling chocolate" ).
til : vicodin six times potent codeine , hence name vi ( roman numeran six ) - codin
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters. german. til kill shelters. too. shelter kill doggos? bc underfunded. either killed , literally looks like concentration camp. got funding , could no-kill shelters. us no-kill shelters.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. thing think weapons used. unsecured. edit : information , apparently straw purchased guns wrong. think" bowling columbine" info , bullying guns. shooters bought weapons themselves. take parents guns. got girl class buy weapons , underage time. ever legal action , result cooperation investigation charges filed her.
til classic pc game" baldur's gate" developed , alongside engine , 18 months team 60 people never worked video game before.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets.
til credit card" chip" technology ( aka emv ) rolled us almost 25 years old
til jordan peele's" get out" made $ 252.4 million worldwide box office , 55 times production budget $ 4.5 million.
til china first country world produce steel preceding europe 100 years failed reach industrial revolution due absence middle class
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. mean , angel , likes customers? business owners thrive them.
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax
til richard shot crossbow , died summoned boy , assumed he'd executed. instead , forgave boy sent away 100 shillings. richard died , boy hanged.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. hahaha. that's cockroach's theme , though. mexican hat dance , also known el jarabe tapato. know tapatio sauce makes military breakfasts bearable. shitty powdered eggs grey ( reason ) cardboard bacon? liberal application tapatio mix together make okay skillet. tapatio , iirc , means" guadalajara" get wrong , also great basic sauce slather shit needs sauce get through. yep , means guadalajara think seen sauce mention. pretty good spice things up. although valentina best. el yucateco ya wimp
til last words serial killer peter krten were" tell .. head chopped , still able hear , least moment , sound blood gushing stump neck? would pleasure end pleasures. " hear sound blood gushing stump neck , would ejaculate? r / nocontext r / evenwithcontext finally proper use. ejaculate?
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death
til william hung , known famous american idol audition , 73rd generation descendant confucius
til jeffrey dahmer inspired emperor return jedi. wanted build a" temple" victims ' skulls could sit absorb a" spiritural force power"
til final explosion krakatoa measured 310 db , loud enough heard perfectly clearly 3,100 miles away.
til penn jillette said interview big part penn & teller's success longevity due never close friends
til george washington wooden teeth , set real teeth slaves
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. tortoise bit arse agreeing job isnt he? know. story , tortoise know rabbit slacked off? maybe legitimately believed faster. na seems case digging hole abit deep , probably bragging much afterwards , ended agree maintain bragging rights promoted good job promoted job can't fired. real problem companies.
til singer peanut butter jelly time passed away eleven-hour standoff police even snoop dogg brother-in-law tried convince surrender.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! "
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time
til actor martin sheen married woman 56 years
til kyoto , former capital japan , means" capital city" tokyo means" eastern capital" there's great [ documentary ] ( [URL] ) goes naming convention japan came , really interesting stuff.
til aztecs made swords embedded prismatic obsidian blades far sharper even high quality present day steel razor blades.
arsenal becomes winning team fa cup 13 wins.
til woman jumped 86th floor empire state building , blown back onto ledge 85th floor gust wind.
til michael jackson would requested wine served diet coke cans flights , want kids see drinking alcohol.
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. went become one evil morally deprived corporations existence ..
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested.
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches careful. want piss scientologists. i'm even kidding.
audrey hepburn's first starring role ' roman holiday ' ( 1953 ). gregory peck insisted hepburn's name appear film's title font large :" got change she'll big star i'll look gregory peck awesome dude. would appear knew up. gonna turn audrey hepburn love-in , talk wait dark. god damn love movie.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. hell * * can't remember solution tasks three years. barely remember password internet webpages. google ask want remember password wait see password entered right one. legitimately changed password twice one day i'm bad remembering them. i'm 63 character password
til enough water lake superior flood entire landmasses north south america depth 1 foot. contains 3 quadrillion gallons fresh water. good thing take care great lakes keep clean pollutants / - michigander
til darth vader father luke skywalker real name anakin skywalker
til theodore roosevelt openly despised nickname" teddy" , quick correct anyone called it. preferred working closely refer colonel theodore.
til china first country world produce steel preceding europe 100 years failed reach industrial revolution due absence middle class
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero. rip. passed away yesterday. actually believe you. went checked .. fuck. r. i. p. married 70 years. holy shit. that's dedication .. sad_face poor stan lee where's doggo loves bot?
til dextromethorphan ( aka robitussin ) dissociative drug , works acting brain raise threshold thinks needs cough.
til ellie kemper ( office , unbreakable kimmy schmidt , crazy blow job girl ) one wealthiest families state missouri granddaughter mildred lane kemper , namesake mildred lane kemper art
til matthew mcconaughey replaced owen wilson ' tropic thunder ' wilson's battle depression attempt suicide overdosing slitting wrists
til two time medal honor recipient major general smedley butler wrote :" spent time high class muscle man big business , wall street bankers. short , racketeer , gangster capitalism.
til aztecs made swords embedded prismatic obsidian blades far sharper even high quality present day steel razor blades. bonus , obsidian brittle break bone , making injury much brutal. good also shattered spanish steel. fucking pay win dlc. op plz nerf. buy conquistador pack $ 19.99! enemy wont know smit them.
til michael jackson would requested wine served diet coke cans flights , want kids see drinking alcohol. " there's accident like geico , thought burned like pepsi michael" - kanye west , wire , song car crash early career. voice generation , y'all. " generation's closest thing einstein. " * kanye west ," saint pablo" nobody loves kanye much kanye loves kanye. wish someone loved much kanye loves kanye
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches wait cockroaches bite? ?? worry , sleeping inside mouth. inside ear
til bill werbeniuk , big drinking canadian snooker player. drank 43 pints lager drinking contest scotsman eddie sinclair. sinclair passed following 42nd pint , werbeniuk reported say" i'm away bar
til bruce willis agreed guest star friends losing bet his" whole nine yards" co-star mathew perry. played jennifer aniston's love interest 3 episode arc emmy performance. donated acting fee five
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. nope. take phrase. > jack jill went hill , jack tripped jill. resulted lawsuit. becomes jajwuth 42ofjtbtbj98trial! # wait share how'd kno let's hope website hashes user data effectively. otherwise idiot uses passw 0rd password might get data stolen. reddit censor password comment it? lapislazulirule 34 work?
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged
til : carthaginian explorer hanno reached ivory coast ~ 600-500 bc , thought gorillas race humans tried capture some. ended killing violent took skins back carthage put display.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " wanna hear michael caine impression? ' ello , name michael caine.
til 2013 study connecticut college revealed oreos might addictive cocaine
til male chicks born egg farms , considered useless. thus , disposed , grinding alive. faint heart. [ ns ] ( [URL] ) | [ fw ] ( [URL] )
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. duff used drink gallon vodka per day. ' cut back ' 10 bottles wine day. pancreas swelled size rugby ball told continued drinking would die soon. he's picture health ever earth possible? died? human body lot stronger one may think. drink 20 beers day ive never felt better! * explosive diarrhea intensifies *
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government.
til sam kinison killed drunk driver crossed median hit sam's vehicle head on. according friend , looked unharmed , began speaking one , saying" want die. " ," why? "
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. , got hired 15 times. that's positive. i'm met multiple women exactly like that. get hired drop hat garbage employees. helps good looking. real honest god discussion nicki minaj , hot? personally touch ten foot pole , looks like plastic monster. like blow-up doll human skin. guys actually find attractive?
til medal honor recipient thomas baker asked left behind japanese counter attack saipan due wounded. asked 1 pistol 8 bullets. returning us army found corpse 8 dead japanese. asked bullets. plot twist : may * asked * eight bullets , received * three * bullets low ammo. killed three people two bullets , two people one bullet?
til : jeff daniels got paid $ 50,00 role dumb dumber , jim carrey got paid $ 7mil.
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. child , john markle , murdered entire family killing investigated fraud.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. yeah , kids fine. teenagers hand ..
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. i'm uncomfortable , cant really explain ..
til australian funnel web spiders accidentally toxic given fact venom appears fairly harmless many animals except primates primates native australia.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. homeowner without kids : umbrella f-ing cheap stupid it. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club.
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero. rip. passed away yesterday. actually believe you. went checked .. fuck. r. i. p. married 70 years. holy shit. that's dedication .. sad_face poor stan lee where's doggo loves bot?
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. thread r / sex yesterday using microscope form contraception. that's how. wait .. can't say link explain need know [URL] people condoms? feel good. makes sex less fun. folk say make difference straight lying themselves.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank
til matthew mcconaughey replaced owen wilson ' tropic thunder ' wilson's battle depression attempt suicide overdosing slitting wrists imagine last movie ever made & dupree. apparently that's exactly imagining , almost became self-fulfilling. makes * * * * depressed. owen wilson much better that. really think he's great actor .. everyone reddit seems think though
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. can't wait see give mass shooting vegas. think politicians media going try forget shooting ever happened soon possible , given shooter older rich white male gun collector. [ removed ]
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. eel ok afterwards? wondering.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. homeowner without kids : umbrella f-ing cheap stupid it. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. insurance broker , advise keep car keys , fireworks , anything incendiary , kid lock key.
til cassowary's reputation disemboweling killing humans result local folklore. one recorded case fatal attack 89 years ago.
til kyoto , former capital japan , means" capital city" tokyo means" eastern capital"
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til iconic opening sound used law order known as" clang" amalgamation nearly dozen sounds , including actual gavel , jail door slamming , five hundred japanese monks walking across hardwood
til hitler asked 18 year old figure skater future actress vera ralston" would like skate swastika" , replied" i'd rather skate swastika"
til bored work manhattan project richard feynman would amuse picking locks colleagues confidential file cabinets placing prank notes , colleagues believed spy infiltrated project.
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. still cannot get past fact he's stoke trent. drab , dismal , grey shithole planet .. outside lancashire.
til east st. louis higher murder rate honduras , country highest murder rate world
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging fishwife hanged murdering illegitimate infant shortly birth. long long ago , especially evidenced roman empire , infanticide often even considered crime baby six months old. guess lived wrong era. [URL] that's incredibly heartbreaking know.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. remember pudding eating bm yesterday .. " .. pudding eating , going sue" said trey parker. probably heard took scene post. .. eat then? ?? cowboy ass
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. legitimately 1984 stuff right there.
til 2013 study connecticut college revealed oreos might addictive cocaine
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters. german. til kill shelters. too. shelter kill doggos? no-kill shelters over-crowded selective dogs take funding infinite. un-adoptable dogs no-kill shelters wait agony die. better kill them? know man , sounds wrong.
til snoop dogg directed porn , name porn snoop doggystyle. released , huge hit top selling release year 2002 avn awards.
til inventor rubik's cube realize he'd built puzzle scrambled first time tried restore
giroud scored 26 goals france. 19 friendlies.
til classic pc game" baldur's gate" developed , alongside engine , 18 months team 60 people never worked video game before. still one best rpg games ever made. recently re-released ' enhanced edition ' even enjoyable play now. still worth playing first time today? would date mechanics frustrating. i'm considering enhanced edition sequel maybe ..
til carl sagan wanted include" comes sun" message aliens , record company scared extraterrestrial copyright infringement.
til quetzalcoatl got drunk slept sister , quetzalpetlatl. upon waking next day , realized , stone box built , laid , set fire. zeus could've learned things guy oedipus plucked eyes found did. way every attempt tell story stage colossal disaster.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. yeah , kids fine. teenagers hand .. i'm worried. two teenage girls calm collected think critically. however , 7 - year-old son showing signs think critically , care to. he's gonna expensive.
til opportunity rover still conducting scientific operations 13 years despite original mission lifetime 90 days
til : denver international airport , largest us , one half times size manhattan
til korean dmz accidentally created one world's well-preserved nature reserves
til ohio issues" scarlet letter plates" people given limited driving privileges convicted dui. realize states dui plates. also heroin plates ohio , they're light blue say" kentucky" top.
til rms olympic , sister ship titanic , rammed u-boat sunk , making merchant ship world war sunk enemy vessel.
til : jeff daniels got paid $ 50,00 role dumb dumber , jim carrey got paid $ 7mil.
til 2002 fake sequel harry potter appeared china title" harry potter bao zuolong. " book consists text jrr tolkien's hobbit names changed harry potter characters. similar case 2009 book called" dan brown's lost symbol" published ( actual" lost symbol" ) just" picture dorian gray" names changed dan brown characters. hey , least stealing quality literature.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. relaxed drank fifth vodka every day sorry fifth? american always wondered. google maybe people know too. edit : thanks everyone , know international standard alcohol volumes ever thought would. fifth gallon. 75 cl. context people use cl instead l ml? never really see uk , rest europe see instead millilitres volumes drinks lot , 33cl 50cl opposed 330ml 500ml
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. liberty dies thunderous applause
til 20th president james a. garfield ambidextrous versed greek latin. would sometimes entertain friends ask questions writing answers simultaneously latin greek using hands.
til 3 banana companies overthrew government honduras.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen woosh sploosh ^ * * spunk * * i'm thirsty. mouth?
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims read mother teresa , find selfish , sadistic cunt. tried tell family shit came conversation. sister basically told believe everything hear. believe everything church says mother theresa .. uh huh. took chunk change private jet charles keating ( lincoln savings loan scandal ) money ' papa doc ' duvalier haiti. christopher hitchens wrote book called * missionary position. *
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand"
til australian prime minister named harold holt served 1966 1967. one day , office , went swim disappeared without trace.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels. human equivalent figuring jerk conditioner shampoo?
til japanese kamikaze pilots allowed return find suitable target. one pilot shot ninth return.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes method acting. helicopters middle earth. really got character. lot work die 1st movie trilogy. people love kill sean bean .. like , thing.
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. amazingly , every guns n roses band member appetite destruction still alive. motley too? like f..?
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. i'm christian , bible got absolutely right said ," love money root evil. " well , actually says" root kinds evil. " translation holding as" correct? " sell translation says love money totally fine. guy translates
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. sound like shill big children. .. adults?
til sitting bull touring buffalo bill's wild west show , impressed annie oakley's shooting abilities charmed character gave name" little sure shot" symbolically adopted daughter.
til every part dandelion edible. leaves buds eaten greens , flowers made wine , roots roasted ground make" coffee. "
til united airlines broke dave carroll's $ 4500 guitar refused pay wrote protest song. next 4 weeks united's stock price fell 10 % , costing stockholders $ 180 million.
til inventor rubik's cube realize he'd built puzzle scrambled first time tried restore
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death
til population czech republic traditionally irreligious long time. ever since 1600 ' , czech people described as" tolerant even indifferent towards religion" .
til united airlines broke dave carroll's $ 4500 guitar refused pay wrote protest song. next 4 weeks united's stock price fell 10 % , costing stockholders $ 180 million.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. job's belief alternative medicine surprising. one point fruitarian believed fruitarians bo , bathe. fruitarian thing ten days back see like. euphoric time , horrible bo. edit : wow , protip ladies gentleman : want draw world's nutritional experts onto reddit , make comment euphoric? side effect fruit diet? got details?
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " gene hackman asked starred superman said" give 2 million reasons why" particularly great reasons , taken together , become impossible refuse. wait minute , superman good though! ! f..! !! ?? superman iv however i've never heard this" superman iv" .. low budget movie terrible plot bad acting? / almost sarcasm try pretend idea never came like idea nicholas cage considered superman role.
til first simpsons treehouse horror , marge warns parents content episode advising put children bed. warning put sincere effort warn young viewers , producers felt somewhat scary.
til king ludwig mad built many weird impractical castles bavaria later inspired fairy tale castles walt disney parks.
til single asteroid , named hebe , origin 40 % meteorites hit earth.
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con really didn't" fend off" anyone. like freaked screamed. bull whip hand time. source : used good friend hers. used be? sense may story there. burns bridges friends use them. meet lot great people though. still friends them. sounds like classic narcissist. i'm saying dealings type , either them. there's middle ground. sith deals absolutes.
til british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old. 1200 years old , here's [ king edward hammered silver penny ] ( [URL] ) , clocking least 710 years old. obverse : edw r angl dns hyb edward king
til oprah born single mother , wore potato sacks clothes , molested family , gave birth stillborn child 14
til - edison died nikola tesla wrote negative obituary nyt - made fun hygiene work ethic almost amazing people aware tesla-edison history. edit : documentaries besides comic oatmeal posted. jesus people , comment something original. sadly can't clam know much , know edison fucked tesla general shit lots great documentaries show life depth. like prestige? yep. sad people know tesla inventing teleportation.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. dolphin without hands? dolphin penises prehensile. like tentacles. take moment think that. til i'm never swimming ocean again.
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league calling - bayern stumble group stages champions league get third , fall europa league , we'll make annual trip allianz round 32. oh fuckoff guys again. [URL] replace" rudy gay" with" bayern" .
til grizzly bears feared respected native americans hunting required company 4 10 warriors done preparation ceremoniality intertribal warfare. * * til 2008 sleuth 30 bears besieged platinum mining compound olyotorsky district northern kamchatka. two guards killed prevented workers leaving homes * * article! oh god , they're organizing. never thought would read" bears besieged" sentence
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity. " synthesized uric acid , sold $ 25,00 build house it. warlock mars , bitch" - william shatner charlie sheen roast. actual quote? watch roast charlie sheen. says something sorts. shatner amazing , really really funny. also kind dick , accounts
til popularity snes caught attention yakuza , prompting nintendo ship consoles night prevent theft.
til dave grohl know read sheet music writes music ear.
til japanese oil tanker captain fell cactus santa barbra oil field , provoking laughter local workers. 5 years later returned imperial japanese navy sub made first mainland shelling us oil
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. everyone wants solve overpopulation problem , want die.
til battle spotsylvania general sedgwick , saw men ducking cover exclaimed" dodging like this? hit elephant distance. " last words shot killed right finished sentence
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen
til : carthaginian explorer hanno reached ivory coast ~ 600-500 bc , thought gorillas race humans tried capture some. ended killing violent took skins back carthage put display.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. many confused. answer homeowner's insurance likely umbrella coverage. insurance clearly covered acts caused residents household. result , victims could sue parents actually get damages. homeowners insurance include? yep , umbrella policy. one added mine. $ 1 million covers pretty much anything around $ 300 / year. whats funny teenager moves it'll drop $ 120 / year! homeowner without kids : umbrella f-ing cheap stupid it. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging [ loophole ] ( [URL] ) r / accidentalpun that's great sub , thanks roping in! loop. puns tight! ! #do get it? noose tight.
til tourism sector boomed , kazakhstan's foreign minister thanked sacha baron cohen 2012 release borat country saw 10x increase issued visas.
til 4 us states completely banned billboards til 4 states banned them. taking rest guys long?
til last words serial killer peter krten were" tell .. head chopped , still able hear , least moment , sound blood gushing stump neck? would pleasure end pleasures. "
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time * know of. yea , like half animals ocean specific breeding grounds. right , necessarily mean they're capable communicating location distance breeding grounds members species - something ants , bees , ravens humans do. dolphins?
til wilmer valderrama purchased vista cruiser used on" ' 70s show" $ 500 series ended. thanks fez longer say" son bitch" without accent.
til ferrari monaco since schumacher 2001!
til : nixon sent champagne note saying" justice ultimately prevails" mark felt pardoned reagan. 30 years later , revealed mark felt was" deep throat" helped bring watergate cover-up light. good ol ' days government held accountable actions edit : probably put / end this. think sarcasm came across. remember spying without warrant something concerned about? remember americans condemned torture barbaric shameful? 24 told ends justify means fine. [ jack bauer also told shoving bath towel someones throat remove stomach pulled out. ] ( [URL] )
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. "
til nazis cleared minefields chasing captured civilians across , detonating explosives.
til steve jobs took acid , said" taking lsd profound experience , one important things life" would seem there's wide range experiences lsd. since often dark enough thoughts nightmares terrifying , i'd definitely rather risk it.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. [URL] hahaha. that's cockroach's theme , though. mexican hat dance , also known el jarabe tapato. know tapatio sauce makes military breakfasts bearable. shitty powdered eggs grey ( reason ) cardboard bacon? liberal application tapatio mix together make okay skillet. tapatio , iirc , means" guadalajara" get wrong , also great basic sauce slather shit needs sauce get through. also pretty good sign restaurant more-or-less authentic. edit : guess wrong. todo : try valentina.
til inventor tang , also invented pop rocks , cool whip , form instant-set jell-o , convenience foods.
til yreka , california , bakery operated 100 years called yreka bakery , formed palindrome. business closed gallery opened spot , named yrella gallery would also form palindrome. cool see hometown reddit! glad know forgotten smirk_face
til founder scientology , l. ron hubbard , commanded submarine wwii. performance was" substandard ," almost started war mexico ordering crew fire coronado islands.
til aeschylus , ancient greek tragedian , supposedly prophesied die falling object , therefore stayed outdoors. killed eagle dropped tortoise , mistaking bald head rock.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes tbf helicopters scary fuck.
til steve jobs took acid , said" taking lsd profound experience , one important things life" would seem there's wide range experiences lsd. since often dark enough thoughts nightmares terrifying , i'd definitely rather risk it.
til yreka , california , bakery operated 100 years called yreka bakery , formed palindrome. business closed gallery opened spot , named yrella gallery would also form palindrome.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. hell * * can't remember solution tasks three years.
til aztecs made swords embedded prismatic obsidian blades far sharper even high quality present day steel razor blades. bonus , obsidian brittle break bone , making injury much brutal. good also shattered spanish steel. fucking pay win dlc. op plz nerf. buy conquistador pack $ 19.99! enemy wont know smit them.
til caduceus symbol mistakenly used many american medical companies actually associated thievery commerce , true medical symbol similar looking rod asclepius.
til prison warden loved retired , 100 inmates pooled together money throw party.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging fishwife hanged murdering illegitimate infant shortly birth. well blame then. gave birth ungodly human / fish chimera would expect do? kill get's big. mean , makes sense me.
til british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old. " british pound" kinda sounds like sex move.
til aztec empire one first societies mandatory education children regardless gender rank.
til us airways flight 1549 ditching hudson ( aka" miracle hudson" ) , officials captured gassed 1,235 canadian geese destroyed 1,739 goose eggs across new york city.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. months sea probably care ship's integrity compromised .. " well guys looks like we're gonna stay fix boat. darn. " captain ; got bad news lads. ship literally falling apart stay .. sailors : woohoo! captain : .. nails .. sailors : mutiny! " rape pillage get nails back go home! "
til dogs laugh. make laugh-like sounds tickled playing , sounds positive effect puppies hearing them. i've never wanted hear something badly. [ go. ] ( [URL] ) laughing loud f.. cute tho think [ ] ( [URL] ) real example. sounds kind like rhythmic panting.
til 1959 , you. s. postal service successfully shipped mail using cruise missile , delivering cargo new jersey florida 22 minutes
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " hear saying it. he's actually great actor. watch" cider house rules ," favourite ," quiet american. " he's british nicholas cage. wants actually try he's great , he's willing half-ass whatever nonsense want throw way , provided pay it.
til america's first female mayor elected 1887. group men nominated joke , 60 percent vote. 4chan 1887?
til soviet composer dmitri shostakovich obsessive regularly sent cards test well postal service working.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. holy shit , exactly came say. nuke too? implications comment massively scary. mean , many people would willingly stay sub deep underwater cramp / pressurized tube breathing recycled air. bunch dudes age 25 .. shenanigans pretty fucked , understand.
til 4 us states completely banned billboards til 4 states banned them. taking rest guys long?
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" really fucking picture , ops fault come reddit find advert. want bars wall [ think it? ] ( [URL] ) im trouble locating large breasted woman.
til yreka , california , bakery operated 100 years called yreka bakery , formed palindrome. business closed gallery opened spot , named yrella gallery would also form palindrome.
til wilmer valderrama purchased vista cruiser used on" ' 70s show" $ 500 series ended.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand"
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. til anti-vaxers trying save economy. .. surprising revelation look little johnny , city needs new library. can't afford let live. kids.
.. throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank surroundings. imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " " nested simulations would taxing systems. we'll make physically impossible. "" how? "" i'm sure , we'll make something like speed light. " " let's make sure control passage time. problem solved. "
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. everyone freaking : seal extinct.
niki lauda makes 1,200 , 00 year monetising forehead.
til cuba maximum wage law due individuals cannot earn 20 you. s. dollars per month.
til toronto underground arcology , network underground tunnels possible live without needing venture outside
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. dog still alive? isn't. probably dispose body. is. turning 18 june. sure celebrate registering vote! heard trump lost dog vote 17-0 makes sense since clinton dogs photographed giving head pats .. trump never pet ever.
til nazis cleared minefields chasing captured civilians across , detonating explosives.
til final explosion krakatoa measured 310 db , loud enough heard perfectly clearly 3,100 miles away.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. "
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. til anti-vaxers trying save economy. .. surprising revelation
til 80s hair band winger trace massive mid - 90s downfall popularity mocked relentlessly on" beavis butt-head" subsequent mike judge projects
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters. german. til kill shelters. too. shelter kill doggos? no-kill shelters over-crowded selective dogs take funding infinite. un-adoptable dogs no-kill shelters wait agony die. better kill them? know man , sounds wrong.
til 4 us states completely banned billboards
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. went become one evil morally deprived corporations existence ..
til ellie kemper ( office , unbreakable kimmy schmidt , crazy blow job girl ) one wealthiest families state missouri granddaughter mildred lane kemper , namesake mildred lane kemper art
til 3 banana companies overthrew government honduras.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. * soup meal. depends soup. pho soup meal. mostly non-soup parts.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes method acting. helicopters middle earth. really got character. lot work die 1st movie trilogy. people love kill sean bean .. like , thing. great good job sad often happens early stories acting skills squandered , time screen sure fucking great job
til lyrics elton john's ' rocket man ' meant taken literally mars bound astronaut leaving family job.
til america's first female mayor elected 1887. group men nominated joke , 60 percent vote. 4chan 1887?
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. reminds kazakhstan girl shooting competition played borat spoof anthem. link : [URL]
til teenage fry cook went college study marine science , art , went create spongebob squarepants.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels. human equivalent figuring jerk conditioner shampoo? wait jerk conditioner? i'll right back five minutes. what's taking long?
til star wars , yoda's unusual speaking style maintained estonian dubs movie , grammatically correct.
til programmers atari late 70s went ceo company asking royalties names included boxes , turned went formed company - - activision
david robinson grew tall ( 7 ' 0" graduation ) naval academy could served sea , hurting career us navy. instead leaving academy , compromise served two years shore duty
til credit card" chip" technology ( aka emv ) rolled us almost 25 years old damn. they'll probably phase europe soon far know already begun talking that. sure replacing nfc. denmark new cards contact-less. use pin purchases 30 $. brit seems strange me. uk card machines accept pin amount , contactless works payments 30.
til nirvana's cover david bowie's" man sold world" 1993 mtv unplugged album revitalized people's interest bowie also leading younger listeners think covering nirvana , much annoyance.
til form medieval torture , victims feet covered salt water goat would start licking them. sometimes laughter stress intense tickling resulted heart attack brain hemorrhage.
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. * 1905 , companies merged become nestl anglo-swiss condensed milk company , retaining name 1947. * good decision shorten nestl. dunno , think shortened anglo-swiss condensed milk company. roles tongue , know. anglo milk sounds dirty
til hunkerin ' , fad 1950s america people would rest squatting position hours time even hold hunkerin ' competitions
til greek mythology zeus thought earth overpopulated trojan war instigated depopulate earth.
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged well writer. best words. tremendous writer " sad" bigly
til big bird's" imaginary" friend , snuffleupagus , outed real adults series ( 17 seasons ) due string high-profile news stories sexual abuse children.
til grizzly bears feared respected native americans hunting required company 4 10 warriors done preparation ceremoniality intertribal warfare. * * til 2008 sleuth 30 bears besieged platinum mining compound olyotorsky district northern kamchatka. two guards killed prevented workers leaving homes * * article! oh god , they're organizing.
til : chinese philanthropist , run run shaw ( 1907-2014 ) gave $ 1 + / - billion fund education , aiding 600 construction projects. many buildings ( 500 +
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets.
til wilmer valderrama purchased vista cruiser used on" ' 70s show" $ 500 series ended. thanks fez longer say" son bitch" without accent.
til jupiter's center gravity sun outside sun's surface. technically , mutual orbit around , around point extremely close sun.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. eel ok afterwards? wondering.
til grizzly bears feared respected native americans hunting required company 4 10 warriors done preparation ceremoniality intertribal warfare.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" kinda want one now. would love sample beer like back then. like everything else ancient history , probably 100 times shittier used
til eunus , slave-magician joked stage planned overthrow roman rule become king sicily. led huge slave uprising , kept promises spare lives left tips.
til carrie fisher got copy star wars holiday special george lucas ( exchange recording dvd commentary star wars ) showed parties ' mainly end night want people leave. '
til medal honor recipient thomas baker asked left behind japanese counter attack saipan due wounded. asked 1 pistol 8 bullets. returning us army found corpse 8 dead japanese. asked bullets. could war right he'd enough. always ask infinite wishes. noob 8.00 k / d? noob numbers.
til credit card" chip" technology ( aka emv ) rolled us almost 25 years old
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged jules verne treasury kid , illustrations always blew away. think they're woodcuts? [URL]
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank knocking power , messing hermit crabs throwing rocks. otto sounds like hellraiser.
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches can't wrap head around scientology still thing. world we're connected , people support / part scientology really unaware insane shit associated it?
til height pokmon go , number players tried sneaking highly classified military explosives plant virginia charizard reportedly located inside arsenal. sounds like plot 80 ' sci-fi movie. definitely. imagined guy wandering around dark looking pokmon , accidentally falls pool secret government research chemicals - turning * * pokmon. probably something lot less cute.
til : country madagascar got name marco polo mistakenly thought landed mogadishu , somalia misspelled name city
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" things never change. ain't broke .. .. drinking fast enough. need faster , barry.
til male dolphins sometimes masturbate wrapping live eel around penis
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. also think sp came gay cowboy idea. also recall pudding eating. guess know lingo then. eat poopoo want dis sickness uganda uninitiated : [URL]
til day crew battleship uss texas intentionally flooded torpedo tube order cause 2 degree list , giving main guns enough extra elevation boost range & hit target mainland.
til hitler asked 18 year old figure skater future actress vera ralston" would like skate swastika" , replied" i'd rather skate swastika"
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches wait cockroaches bite? ?? worry , sleeping inside mouth. inside ear since can't turn around inside ear canal , burrow deeper brain.
til that" claw crane" games remotely set a" payout" limit , failure rate , essentially gambling" games" first place. fact , illegal canada except fairs.
til japanese kamikaze pilots allowed return find suitable target. one pilot shot ninth return. * shrugs *" odds , amarite? " * shot dead * 1:1 1:1 suicide supreme tees friend
til peppers used tabasco sauce picked hand. pepper pickers compare color peppers small red stick ; colors match , peppers ripe used sauce production process.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. i'm going go swimming ocean right ( ) i'm going seafood store. live eels? focused dolphin penis nature showing us slime eels great jerking off? [URL]
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. "
til bored work manhattan project richard feynman would amuse picking locks colleagues confidential file cabinets placing prank notes , colleagues believed spy infiltrated project.
til north korean leader kim jong-il parodied film team america : world police ( 2004 ) , democratic people's republic korea asked czech republic ban film.
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film.
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle.
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time * know of. yea , like half animals ocean specific breeding grounds. right , necessarily mean they're capable communicating location distance breeding grounds members species - something ants , bees , ravens humans do.
til nintendo sued galoob prevent release nes cheating device , game genie ; legal battle followed. sega genesis version , sega allowed release , officially licensed it.
til directing jurassic park , spielberg saw cgi t. rex , said stop motion animator phil tippett ," job ," tippett replied ," mean extinct? ". spielberg later incorporated dialogue " ahahahaha good one .. get set. " * tippett stop motions set. *
til picture severed japanese head tank turret published life magazine february 1 , 1943 , generated less protest letters image mistreated cat issue.
til henley called paramedics home november 21 , 1980 , 16 - year-old girl found naked claiming overdosed quaaludes cocaine. henley got away contributing delinquency minor charge $ 2,500 fine.
til : abercrombie & fitch used sell outdoor goods camping gear guns , main store shooting range.
til international data code switzerland ch , stands confoederatio helvetica , latin name country. switzerland chose code avoid favouring four official languages.
til that" elephants capable swimmers. recorded swimming six hours without touching bottom , travelled far 48 km ( 30 mi ) stretch speeds 2.1 km / h ( 1 mph
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. can't wait see give mass shooting vegas. think politicians media going try forget shooting ever happened soon possible , given shooter older rich white male gun collector. [ removed ]
til caduceus symbol mistakenly used many american medical companies actually associated thievery commerce , true medical symbol similar looking rod asclepius.
til george foreman originally paid 40 % profits endorsing george foreman grill. peak grill's sales , making 4.5 million dollars month. fiances mom got us one birthday. pretty good like cooking steaks skeptical_face
til that" claw crane" games remotely set a" payout" limit , failure rate , essentially gambling" games" first place. fact , illegal canada except fairs.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. thought * fruit * would cure cancer. even , thought fruit ( i. e. little fibery sugar-bombs ) would cure pancreatic cancer ( pancreas , i. e. organ breaks sugar ). short question siri could told bad doubt it. ever used siri? probably would asked ," alternative diets effective fighting pancreatic cancer? " would say" searching internet ' oral native affection five panda answer '" .
til george foreman originally paid 40 % profits endorsing george foreman grill. peak grill's sales , making 4.5 million dollars month. fiances mom got us one birthday. pretty good like cooking steaks skeptical_face
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. astounds story ," smithsonian expedition leave least two seals male female least give fighting chance beat extinction? " can't save species two individuals ; much inbreeding.
til male dolphins sometimes masturbate wrapping live eel around penis
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes method acting. helicopters middle earth. really got character. lot work die 1st movie trilogy. watch extended. watching brormir faramir actually act together amazing makes miss boromir instead despising trying take ring can't hate boromir wanting take ring .. ring evil , manipulative little shit
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. raccoon hacked bank america account transferred money checking offshore account cayman islands.
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle.
til wwii general george patton believed reincarnated ancient roman soldier , also thought served napoleon.
til movie , - 571 , states americans responsible capturing first enigma machine. truth first enigma machine captured british , 7 months americans entered war. tony blair ridiculed movie prime minister's questions. bill clinton dismissed movie work fiction. americans never captured single enigma machine. 2 canadians , 13 british. watch hollywood films expect see us calvary ti rescue. fact russian blood us factories war.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. job's belief alternative medicine surprising. one point fruitarian believed fruitarians bo , bathe.
til quetzalcoatl got drunk slept sister , quetzalpetlatl. upon waking next day , realized , stone box built , laid , set fire.
til big bird's" imaginary" friend , snuffleupagus , outed real adults series ( 17 seasons ) due string high-profile news stories sexual abuse children.
til jeffrey dahmer inspired emperor return jedi. wanted build a" temple" victims ' skulls could sit absorb a" spiritural force power"
til korean dmz accidentally created one world's well-preserved nature reserves
til west germany fully decriminalised homosexual acts males 1994 criminal law needed reconciliation law east germany , decriminalised since 1968
til directing jurassic park , spielberg saw cgi t. rex , said stop motion animator phil tippett ," job ," tippett replied ," mean extinct? ". spielberg later incorporated dialogue " ahahahaha good one .. get set. " * tippett stop motions set. *
til world premiere blazing saddles took place drive-in theater burbank , ca 200 guests watched film horseback.
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til common heart shape ( :heart_suit: ) quite possibly based seed used birth control ancient times.
.. service would not. scum ball company ( evidence former customer ) way support again. must nice. comcast monopoly entire city outside satellite providers. wanna spend 100 bucks cable internet? ok fine get any. get internet * * cable less $ 100? witchcraft this? signed , canadian comes like 110 believe , pay bill get paid ; that's basic cable mind internet caps like 4mb / dl want say? state sanctioned robbery. $ 110? ? month? ! even afford starbucks? ? point others far worse ( looking everyone world feasible access internet way shape form ). sound like entitled brat. seriously ,
til japanese kamikaze pilots allowed return find suitable target. one pilot shot ninth return. * shrugs *" odds , amarite? " * shot dead * 1:1 1:1 suicide supreme tees friend
til yreka , california , bakery operated 100 years called yreka bakery , formed palindrome. business closed gallery opened spot , named yrella gallery would also form palindrome. cool see hometown reddit! glad know forgotten smirk_face
til italy installation bidet bathroom mandatory since 1975
til - edison died nikola tesla wrote negative obituary nyt - made fun hygiene work ethic get wrong , think nikola tesla great scientist. specific reason everyone internet seems love tesla much?
til common heart shape ( :heart_suit: ) quite possibly based seed used birth control ancient times.
since 1956 paris exclusively twinned rome -" paris worthy rome ; rome worthy paris. "
til final explosion krakatoa measured 310 db , loud enough heard perfectly clearly 3,100 miles away.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. job's belief alternative medicine surprising. one point fruitarian believed fruitarians bo , bathe.
til hitler asked 18 year old figure skater future actress vera ralston" would like skate swastika" , replied" i'd rather skate swastika"
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen brit 100 % sure think use word. ' spunk spunk ' used mean enthusiasm energy , typically referring quality person.
til russia's economy ( $ 1.3 ) 69 % size italy's economy ( $ 1.9 ). climate russia challenge agriculture , whereas italy perfect climate [ spaghetti trees ] ( [URL] ). yeah , russia lower gdp canada 4 times population. countries similar climate , must reasons , russia's gdp would 4 times canada's is.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. yeh , maybe. he's filthy rich bullies basically scumbag losers. yeh. nice think , there's good chance bullies also successful ( obviously comparison average person , elon ). true. several bullies school pretty successful ( least i've heard ) best people i've known terrible things happen like getting cancer. karma real. success great form revenge nonetheless. well we're talking buddhism karma affect bullies ' reincarnation exist , impair current existence iirc
til hamburgers called started burgers made ham , actually named german city hamburg
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" kinda want one now. would love sample beer like back then. like everything else ancient history , probably 100 times shittier used
til reindeer one mammals see uv light , allowing see lichen , polar bears snow , urine trails
til crowned eagle , known bird confirmed viewing humans prey
til former french president flix faure , died getting bj office
til dave chappelle offered role bubba forrest gump turned thought movie would unsuccessful.
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. love milk find funny comment , milk positive comment , bottom thread. know reddit hated milk much.
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches can't wrap head around scientology still thing. world we're connected , people support / part scientology really unaware insane shit associated it?
.. octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " surreal would see ai inside simulation begin talk simulation? think might like westworld
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. , got hired 15 times. that's positive. i'm met multiple women exactly like that. get hired drop hat garbage employees.
til indiana jones changed image archaeology. ' raiders lost ark ' ( 1981 ) , people imagined archaeologist weak , older person needs rescuing. stereotype male ivy league professor /
til : jeff daniels got paid $ 50,00 role dumb dumber , jim carrey got paid $ 7mil.
til eleven cases blood alcohol content higher 1 % , poland holds five
til actor martin sheen arrested total 66 times protesting acts civil disobedience - recently 2007 trespassing nevada nuclear test facility. illusive man strikes martin sheen great pick character.
til jupiter's center gravity sun outside sun's surface. technically , mutual orbit around , around point extremely close sun.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. something something getting nailed seamen loose hips sink ships. would still stick with" loose lips" , different set.
til wwii british spies posed fake charity groups hand special monopoly games allied prisoners war. games compasses , maps , real money , useful tools escaping. part story never understand nazis give shit prisoners? would allow delivery first place? exactly known humanitarian concerns.
til sir isaac newton , master royal mint , personally went undercover bars taverns root rampant counterfeiting , high treason ( punishable hanged , drawn quartered ). successfully prosecuted 28
til gary webb , reporter san jose mercury news first broke story cia involvement cocaine trade , found dead with" two gunshot wounds head. " death , 2004 , ruled kill 8 years story came out? impossible blow side face first gunshot taking another shot finish job.
til sandra bullock speaks fluent german , raised germany austria 12 years father worked you. s. army europe.
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero. rip. passed away yesterday. sad numerous levels. usually , one spouse passes far behind. that's usually spouses old. fallacy with" retire , die" . people usually retire they're top notch ..
til ford actually base decision ford pinto estimated legal costs lawsuits. myth given new life fight club.
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity. " synthesized uric acid , sold $ 25,00 build house it. warlock mars , bitch" - william shatner charlie sheen roast. actual quote? watch roast charlie sheen. says something sorts. shatner amazing , really really funny. also kind dick , accounts
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging i've heard" ~ ~ hung ~ ~ hanged neck dead" many times never thought anything it. cool. cool cool cool. edit : til correct time say hanged referring killing person
til airedale terriers carried messages soldiers wwi dedicated duties. one named ' jack ' ran half mile enemy fire. made headquarters jaw broken one leg badly splintered died delivering message
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. yeh , maybe. he's filthy rich bullies basically scumbag losers. yeh. nice think , there's good chance bullies also successful ( obviously comparison average person , elon ). they're sa likely still lives there. that's essentially failed lottery life 101.
til eleven cases blood alcohol content higher 1 % , poland holds five
til : nixon sent champagne note saying" justice ultimately prevails" mark felt pardoned reagan. 30 years later , revealed mark felt was" deep throat" helped bring watergate cover-up light.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " he's like actor take every script he's given yet remains highly respected still offered great roles. nic cage started ( he's oscar winner ) destroyed career. nic cage already peaked con air face / off. cannot top performances matter are. also lord war
til world premiere blazing saddles took place drive-in theater burbank , ca 200 guests watched film horseback.
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. tortoise bit arse agreeing job isnt he? know. story , tortoise know rabbit slacked off? maybe legitimately believed faster. na seems case digging hole abit deep , probably bragging much afterwards , ended agree maintain bragging rights promoted good job promoted job can't fired. real problem companies.
til actors played brother sister on" dexter" began dating , fell love , got engaged , got married , got divorced , continuing play brother sister tv. there's something actress. kinda hot , sometimes , kinda strange looking.
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con fucked fight someone off. even read article? three sentences. someone else assaulted stepped help.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " they're realizing able transcend it. even beginning believe real chance within lifetimes. " " damn. sim 7422 reached awareness again. wipe start over. "
til soldiers you. s. military psychological warfare department ( psyops ) used loudspeakers tempt enemy fighters afghanistan battles win calling , lady men cowardly dogs.
til michael jackson would requested wine served diet coke cans flights , want kids see drinking alcohol. always put heroin epipen. epi-pens intramuscular injections. heroin vascular.
til o. j. simpson's 1995 verdict announcement murder , long-distance calls declined 58 % , trading new york stock exchange decreased 41 % , water usage decreased , estimated $
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. i'm going go swimming ocean right ( ) i'm going seafood store. live eels? focused dolphin penis nature showing us slime eels great jerking off? [URL]
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased.
til single asteroid , named hebe , origin 40 % meteorites hit earth.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. seinfeld taught many lessons. one favorite remember courtesy wave. never double dip. re-gift eat peas one time. eat snickers bar knife fork.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. people right actually asking government take away more. " let spy. i've got nothing hide" * sigh *
til response a" catastrophic emergency ," united states government suspended replaced single , combined branch" coordinated" president , indefinitely.
til medal honor recipient thomas baker asked left behind japanese counter attack saipan due wounded. asked 1 pistol 8 bullets. returning us army found corpse 8 dead japanese. asked bullets. plot twist : may * asked * eight bullets , received * three * bullets low ammo. killed three people two bullets , two people one bullet?
til infinity sign also called the" lemniscate"
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. , got hired 15 times. that's positive. i'm met multiple women exactly like that. get hired drop hat garbage employees.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death regret bone-itis man , great episode. get home work i'll re-watch netfli .. oh wait
til yreka , california , bakery operated 100 years called yreka bakery , formed palindrome. business closed gallery opened spot , named yrella gallery would also form palindrome.
til head injuries common pennyfarthing bicycles riders would put feet handlebar going downhill would thrown feet-first instead head-first.
til dave grohl know read sheet music writes music ear.
til death steve irwin , speculated series revenge killings , least ten stingrays found dead mutilated coast queensland that's literally last thing would wanted .. real , likely drunken certainly foolish people spat face legacy everything stood for.
til gary webb , reporter san jose mercury news first broke story cia involvement cocaine trade , found dead with" two gunshot wounds head. " death , 2004 , ruled pool water lead investigators pursue ice gun theory. mythbusters shot one really trust mythbusters one. think there's lot things possible advanced enough technology really tested mythbusters. cia actually has" ice bullets" , think mythbusters could recreate it. what's point bullets? simply stab people want kill? leaves wound bullet too. forensics match blade wounds. ice bullet never traced back source time found water.
naked crackhead slaps houston cop , predictable results ensue. handled high level professionalism.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims
til walk disturbance ( person worried walk may lose balance ) may appear social anxiety , especially passing group people.
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters. german. til kill shelters. too. shelter kill doggos? no-kill shelters over-crowded selective dogs take funding infinite. un-adoptable dogs no-kill shelters wait agony die. better kill them? know man , sounds wrong.
til henley called paramedics home november 21 , 1980 , 16 - year-old girl found naked claiming overdosed quaaludes cocaine. henley got away contributing delinquency minor charge $ 2,500 fine.
til : vicodin six times potent codeine , hence name vi ( roman numeran six ) - codin
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league least qualified european competition we're capable winning .. enjoy maccabi tel aviv away cunts tel aviv lovely city really. let's hope they're miserable.
til though thomas kinkade designed paintings , widely sold prints produced semi-industrial process prints factory produced manually touched low-level apprentices embellished prefabricated base.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. 1. rent plane 2. bless rain clouds fly , turn local downfall holy water 3. secretly baptise everyone 4. ~ ~? ?? ~ ~ collect tithes 5. profit
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. hell * * can't remember solution tasks three years. barely remember password internet webpages. google ask want remember password wait see password entered right one.
almost half voters expect brexit talks conclude successfully , poll suggests
david robinson grew tall ( 7 ' 0" graduation ) naval academy could served sea , hurting career us navy. instead leaving academy , compromise served two years shore duty
til president jimmy carter placed peanut farm blind trust elected president. term ended , found badly mismanaged $ 1 million debt.
antonio conte would 4th italian manager win premier league. never english manager.
til wilmer valderrama purchased vista cruiser used on" ' 70s show" $ 500 series ended. wonder many people figured name fes foreign exchange student name fes tho. i'm pretty sure never learnt name. mean , think eric , donna , hyde , kelso umm .. mila even knew.
til 1979 film china syndrome , coverup nuclear plant , released , denounced ' character assassination entire industry '. 12 days later , three mile island nuclear accident occurred.
til ford actually base decision ford pinto estimated legal costs lawsuits. myth given new life fight club.
til galveston , texas ruled french pirates 1816 1821
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance holy shit , exactly came say. nuke too? implications comment massively scary. mean , many people would willingly stay sub
til communism killed people regime type. killed holocaust japanese war crimes combined. colonialist capitalism even come close.
til terry kath band chigaco's last words were" worry .. look , clip even it" - putting pistol temple pulling trigger.
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government.
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. actually makes lot meaningful. hare nap job everyone would die anyways? guess story pointlessness achievement face unavoidable death? reading employ animals form part critical communications infrastructure simply speed / reliability / fault-tolerance / integrity properties modern built environment needs. actually pursued heavily 90s the. com explosion. credit rfc 1149 see close came full-stack avian transport layer internet : [URL]
til plato distinguished gymnast wrestler , well known wrestling prowess.
til general napier asked respect indian custom burning widows husband's funeral pyre , replied english custom hang murderers. read windows instead widows initially understand someone would upset this. man's window prized possession
til british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old.
til rms olympic , sister ship titanic , rammed u-boat sunk , making merchant ship world war sunk enemy vessel.
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches careful. want piss scientologists. i'm even kidding.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank move light annoying put reach? expect serious revenge he's still got bright light annoying him. cunts put reach. block light he's annoyed. clearly wants darkness. idk irks much does. totally agree. one intelligent animals earth compromise cover light .. germans :" zee light must stay on! octopoos cannot break zee rules. " zee octopus dangerous must deel vit it.
.." , guitarist angus young said" need play [ album ] backwards , never hid [ messages ]. we'd call album highway hell , right front them. " favorite angus quote :" people saying acdc released album 8 times. say them? "" that's bullshit! we've released album 9 times" enjoy quote gets repeated ever increasing numbers switched .. ya , original quote was" people saying ac / dc released album 9 times , say them? " that's bullshit released album 10 times" laughing loud. google quote .. > i'm sick tired people saying put 11 albums sound exactly same. fact , we've put 12 albums sound exactly same. i'm sorry , [ here's actually video clip saying ] ( [URL] )
til france illegal deny holocaust happened.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance.
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. amazingly , every guns n roses band member appetite destruction still alive. motley too? like f..? none hold candle ozzy. he's actually donating body science dies figure lived drugs alcohol. prince darkness , whatever want.
til brendan fraser pays $ 900,00 year alimony ex-wife afton smith. got separated 2008 ..
til sources say kim il-sung , founder north korea , could actually impostor , might stolen name resistance leader died
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. oh , sorry , thought america
til prohibition , people used get prescriptions ' medical ' wine alcohol , like today weed.
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero. rip. passed away yesterday. sad numerous levels. usually , one spouse passes far behind. that's usually spouses old. fallacy with" retire , die" . people usually retire they're top notch ..
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" really fucking picture , ops fault come reddit find advert. want bars wall [ think it? ] ( [URL] ) im trouble locating large breasted woman.
niki lauda makes 1,200 , 00 year monetising forehead.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. many confused. answer homeowner's insurance likely umbrella coverage. insurance clearly covered acts caused residents household. result , victims could sue parents actually get damages. homeowners insurance include? yep , umbrella policy. one added mine. $ 1 million covers pretty much anything around $ 300 / year. whats funny teenager moves it'll drop $ 120 / year!
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly like high school history stuff , anyway.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. nope. take phrase. > jack jill went hill , jack tripped jill. resulted lawsuit. becomes jajwuth 42ofjtbtbj98trial! # wait share how'd kno let's hope website hashes user data effectively. otherwise idiot uses passw 0rd password might get data stolen. reddit censor password comment it? lapislazulirule 34 work?
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. that's giving someone promotion , need given added responsibilities gradually , prove competence. unsuccessful , transfer responsibilities someone else.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind. space race byproduct developing icbms .. spacex merely clever front future top time post / r / prorevenge .. " bully school? i'll strand mars prison" .
til phil collins honorary member hip-hop group , bone thugs-n-harmony due international success single , home , collins featured. collin moniker group chrome bone.
til male swiss citizen , roger federer compulsorily required serve armed forces. however , 2003 , despite already become tennis pro , deemed ' unfit ' back problem , relieved
til : 76 % known serial killers 20th century united states. key word is" known" countries catch acknowledge serial killers. russia bragged usa serial killers. truth never coordinated police force tie crimes together. mean usa # 1 catching known serial killers too?
til james cameron supposed make spider man film 1990s leonardo dicaprio spider man & arnold schwarzenegger doctor octopus
til height pokmon go , number players tried sneaking highly classified military explosives plant virginia charizard reportedly located inside arsenal. sounds like plot 80 ' sci-fi movie. definitely. imagined guy wandering around dark looking pokmon , accidentally falls pool secret government research chemicals - turning * * pokmon. probably something lot less cute.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. actually worked called alternative medicine. would called medicine.
til height pokmon go , number players tried sneaking highly classified military explosives plant virginia charizard reportedly located inside arsenal.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " gene hackman asked starred superman said" give 2 million reasons why" particularly great reasons , taken together , become impossible refuse. wait minute , superman good though! ! f..! !! ?? superman iv however i've never heard this" superman iv" .. low budget movie terrible plot bad acting? / almost sarcasm try pretend idea never came like idea nicholas cage considered superman role.
til - wwi , king albert belgium personally led defense germans , queen served nurse , son enlisted infanty.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " well sounds like slavery steps.
til final explosion krakatoa measured 310 db , loud enough heard perfectly clearly 3,100 miles away.
til british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old. " british pound" kinda sounds like sex move.
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters. german. til kill shelters.
til agnes milowka , renowned cave diver filmed stunts movie sanctum. long filming scene movie extra air tank left behind order squeeze tight cave passage , died exact thing real
til gary webb , reporter san jose mercury news first broke story cia involvement cocaine trade , found dead with" two gunshot wounds head. " death , 2004 , ruled
til grizzly bears feared respected native americans hunting required company 4 10 warriors done preparation ceremoniality intertribal warfare. * * til 2008 sleuth 30 bears besieged platinum mining compound olyotorsky district northern kamchatka. two guards killed prevented workers leaving homes * * article! oh god , they're organizing. never thought would read" bears besieged" sentence
til peppers used tabasco sauce picked hand. pepper pickers compare color peppers small red stick ; colors match , peppers ripe used sauce production process.
til programmers atari late 70s went ceo company asking royalties names included boxes , turned went formed company - - activision
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax soon known as" retail credit agency" following congressional testimony. < two weeks later > okay , calling ourselves" credit mcchecky clown penis" literally name left. let's hope nothing goes wrong time. could always washington redskins credit agency
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. job's belief alternative medicine surprising. one point fruitarian believed fruitarians bo , bathe.
til prisoners female-only concentration camp ravensbruck purposefully sewed socks thin heels toes german soldier's feet would get sore.
til first simpsons treehouse horror , marge warns parents content episode advising put children bed. warning put sincere effort warn young viewers , producers felt somewhat scary.
til steve-o clown graduated ringling brothers barnum & bailey clown college
til oprah born single mother , wore potato sacks clothes , molested family , gave birth stillborn child 14
til thalidomide , infamous morning sickness drug caused severe birth defects , never approved use us single reviewer fda think tested enough , resisted industry pressure approve drug anyway. mom told prescription thalidomide carrying , decided save money put morning sickness.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. * soup meal. soup sandwich - - that's meal!
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged league ~ ~ light ~ ~ little 5.5 km. 20,00 would 110,00 km. earth measures 12,750 km across equator. go 20,00 leagues deep , would end 17.6 thousand leagues space. according wikipedia verne used paris league 4km , 80 00km total.
til - wwi , king albert belgium personally led defense germans , queen served nurse , son enlisted infanty.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. 1. rent plane 2. bless rain clouds fly , turn local downfall holy water 3. secretly baptise everyone 4. ~ ~? ?? ~ ~ collect tithes 5. profit
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. nothing .. mormons baptize die! baptize people listed phone book. grandmother use baptize neighborhood kids / babies kitchen sink watching summer. catholic want babies going purgatory / hell. grew catholic .. non-clergy even baptisms? sounds weird. absence priest laymen perform baptisms roman catholicism.
til von trapp family , made famous sound music , lost fortune great depression , children's singing careers purely way earn livelihood.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes method acting. helicopters middle earth. really got character. lot work die 1st movie trilogy. people love kill sean bean .. like , thing. great good job sad often happens early stories acting skills squandered , time screen sure fucking great job
til one ever seen echidna ejaculate.
til jfk records act , act states government documents related kennedy assassination publicly disclosed october 26 2017.
til harlan ellison wrote hugo award winning short story" mouth , must scream" single night. made changes first draft.
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. .. realized like dogs alive 9/11 probably dead .. =[ oh yeah. also , remember comet full house? he's dead too. dog frasier died 2006.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. * soup meal. soup sandwich - - that's meal! maybe crushed crackers soup
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. many confused. answer homeowner's insurance likely umbrella coverage. insurance clearly covered acts caused residents household. result , victims could sue parents actually get damages. homeowners insurance include? yep , umbrella policy. one added mine. $ 1 million covers pretty much anything around $ 300 / year. whats funny teenager moves it'll drop $ 120 / year! homeowner without kids : umbrella f-ing cheap stupid it. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. job's belief alternative medicine surprising. one point fruitarian believed fruitarians bo , bathe. fruitarian thing ten days back see like. euphoric time , horrible bo. edit : wow , protip ladies gentleman : want draw world's nutritional experts onto reddit , make comment euphoric? side effect fruit diet? got details?
til jordan peele's" get out" made $ 252.4 million worldwide box office , 55 times production budget $ 4.5 million.
til day crew battleship uss texas intentionally flooded torpedo tube order cause 2 degree list , giving main guns enough extra elevation boost range & hit target mainland. " dude i'm telling , flood torpedo blister send one super far! it'll gnarly" afterward" laughing loud rekt" good game
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged jules verne treasury kid , illustrations always blew away. think they're woodcuts? [URL] much wood would woodcutter cut woodcutter woodcut wood?
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. * soup meal. depends soup. pho soup meal. mostly non-soup parts.
til ford actually base decision ford pinto estimated legal costs lawsuits. myth given new life fight club. * devalues friends family even * must find friends first devalue buy friends $ 1.2 million shit i'll friend 10 dollars listen sing?
til many german pows captured allies ww2 horrified footage holocaust burned uniforms called germany surrender , even volunteered join fight axis.
til world premiere blazing saddles took place drive-in theater burbank , ca 200 guests watched film horseback.
til marvel's first movie , howard duck , bombed box office. cost estimated $ 37 million , grossed $ 38 million internationally , netting $ 1 million.
til double-blind study published nature showed experienced astrologers better determining people psychological traits based location stars birth someone randomly guessing them. need double blind study tell matters divination imagined fantasies. taurus.
til double-blind study published nature showed experienced astrologers better determining people psychological traits based location stars birth someone randomly guessing them.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen woosh sploosh ^ * * spunk * * i'm thirsty. mouth?
til christianity , islam judaism worship abrahamic god. religious texts also feature many figures , histories places. jesus also muslim prophet. thought common knowledge? allah / yahweh / god character.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" really fucking picture , ops fault come reddit find advert. want bars wall [ think it? ] ( [URL] ) im trouble locating large breasted woman. _oo_ / | | /
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out.
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con really got role , good her! dunno , really catwoman play sexually-charged game basketball children watching? loop one , what's context? edit : oh god
til sitting bull touring buffalo bill's wild west show , impressed annie oakley's shooting abilities charmed character gave name" little sure shot" symbolically adopted daughter. sounds suspiciously like something a" wild west show" promoter would come with. welcome like 85 percent us history " greatest country world" . founded genocide slavery. yup , checks out. countries participated genocide. difficult name country history participated genocide one way another.
til people grow cities twice likely develop schizophrenia , even controlling drug use ethnicity.
til penn jillette penn teller painted finger nails red joke response mother telling get manicure people would looking hands , always keeps one finger nail painted red memory mother.
til quetzalcoatl got drunk slept sister , quetzalpetlatl. upon waking next day , realized , stone box built , laid , set fire. zeus could've learned things guy oedipus plucked eyes found did. way every attempt tell story stage colossal disaster.
til singer peanut butter jelly time passed away eleven-hour standoff police even snoop dogg brother-in-law tried convince surrender.
til height pokmon go , number players tried sneaking highly classified military explosives plant virginia charizard reportedly located inside arsenal. sounds like plot 80 ' sci-fi movie. definitely. imagined guy wandering around dark looking pokmon , accidentally falls pool secret government research chemicals - turning * * pokmon. probably something lot less cute.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. think got idea movie? ? 93.6 % hollywood films inspired eric cartman. study done yale , can't seem find link however .. eat pudding movie?
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. mean , angel , likes customers? business owners thrive them.
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone.
til airedale terriers carried messages soldiers wwi dedicated duties. one named ' jack ' ran half mile enemy fire. made headquarters jaw broken one leg badly splintered died delivering message
til : nixon sent champagne note saying" justice ultimately prevails" mark felt pardoned reagan. 30 years later , revealed mark felt was" deep throat" helped bring watergate cover-up light. good ol ' days government held accountable actions edit : probably put / end this. think sarcasm came across. remember spying without warrant something concerned about? remember americans condemned torture barbaric shameful? 24 told ends justify means fine. [ jack bauer also told shoving bath towel someones throat remove stomach pulled out. ] ( [URL] )
til plato gave definition man as" featherless bipeds ," diogenes plucked chicken brought plato's academy , saying ," behold! i've brought man ," academy added" broad flat nails" definition.
til last words serial killer peter krten were" tell .. head chopped , still able hear , least moment , sound blood gushing stump neck? would pleasure end pleasures. " jesus fuck. make mistake reading wiki article guy. fucking hell. i'm sure i've read depraved person before.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. homeowner without kids : umbrella f-ing cheap stupid it. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. insurance broker , advise keep car keys , fireworks , anything incendiary , kid lock key.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity.
til kyoto , former capital japan , means" capital city" tokyo means" eastern capital" there's great [ documentary ] ( [URL] ) goes naming convention japan came , really interesting stuff.
til 3 banana companies overthrew government honduras.
til phil collins honorary member hip-hop group , bone thugs-n-harmony due international success single , home , collins featured. collin moniker group chrome bone.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. dolphin without hands? dolphin penises prehensile. like tentacles. take moment think that. til i'm never swimming ocean again.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. dwight right.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. fuck? took words right mouth. can't think many situations parents guilty children's actions , certainly one them.
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. say find job love , never work day life. little tougher happen love smoking drinking whiskey , done.
til davy crockett , congressman you. s. house representatives , opposed president andrew jackson's 1830 indian removal act member tennessee delegation vote it. six years later died defending alamo.
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. dogs. good. i've yet meet doggy immediately like. people? fuck people. asshole dogs.
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league least qualified european competition we're capable winning .. enjoy maccabi tel aviv away cunts tel aviv lovely city really. let's hope they're miserable.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. sound like shill big children.
til british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old. 1200 years old , here's [ king edward hammered silver penny ] ( [URL] ) , clocking least 710 years old. obverse : edw r angl dns hyb edward king
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league calling - bayern stumble group stages champions league get third , fall europa league , we'll make annual trip allianz round 32. oh fuckoff guys again. [URL] replace" rudy gay" with" bayern" .
til uss johnston saluted japanese destroyer captain sinking , spending nearly 3 hours squaring 23 japanese ships , including 4 battleships , 8 cruisers 11 destroyers.
til 4 us states completely banned billboards
til nazis cleared minefields chasing captured civilians across , detonating explosives. everything hear nazi folks leads believe the" baddies" .
til 4 us states completely banned billboards til 4 states banned them. taking rest guys long?
til gowanus canal brooklyn , nyc polluted unidentifiable new forms microbiological life arisen sludge
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " he's like actor take every script he's given yet remains highly respected still offered great roles. nic cage started ( he's oscar winner ) destroyed career. nic cage already peaked con air face / off. cannot top performances matter are. enjoyed matchstick men loathe nic cage , weatherman amazing movie. what's reasoning behind loathing him? even like he's bad dude. understand cage hate. like i'm mega fan , understand hate.
til male dolphins sometimes masturbate wrapping live eel around penis
til credit card" chip" technology ( aka emv ) rolled us almost 25 years old yeah , went england years ago , everyone chips. one kid market register thought card super advanced american chip. america behind lots stuff .. windows capability 500 years ago example. [ look this. ] ( [URL] ) wait wait wait .. thought everyone uses windows like that. americans don't?
til thomas jefferson kept shetland sheep white house. attacked several people , killed small boy , eventually called" abominable animal" . adorab - wait , * killed * child? back then? presidents goat killed one children. take it? " oh ok mr. president. love anyways" * kicks * well kids back pretty decent chance diying anyways.
til lexus april fool's day joke , introduced" variable load coupling rear orientation ( v-lcro )" seats , technology attaches driver seat velcro allow aggressive turns.
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza.
til : british used concentration camps commit genocide kenya 1950 ' s.
til general napier asked respect indian custom burning widows husband's funeral pyre , replied english custom hang murderers.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " [ removed ] want sad_face want smile mean .. wish could get along like used middle school .. wish could bake cake filled rainbows smiles everyone would eat happy ..
til ford actually base decision ford pinto estimated legal costs lawsuits. myth given new life fight club. * devalues friends family even * must find friends first devalue buy friends $ 1.2 million shit i'll friend 10 dollars listen sing?
til response a" catastrophic emergency ," united states government suspended replaced single , combined branch" coordinated" president , indefinitely. senate
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" really fucking picture , ops fault come reddit find advert. want bars wall [ think it? ] ( [URL] ) im trouble locating large breasted woman. _oo_ / | | /
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes tbf helicopters scary fuck.
til programmers atari late 70s went ceo company asking royalties names included boxes , turned went formed company - - activision
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. "
til america's first female mayor elected 1887. group men nominated joke , 60 percent vote. 4chan 1887?
til penn jillette penn teller painted finger nails red joke response mother telling get manicure people would looking hands , always keeps one finger nail painted red memory mother.
til name tyrone irish county tyrone
.. british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old. feel like i'm taking crazy pills. op , coin showing front back. person verifying authenticity display front back plastic protective container? saw coin? like separating oreo cookie? oh , haha , no. held place [ plastic container called a" slab" ] ( [URL] ) coin collecting community. ok. i'm going od crazy pills here. slab holds coin. front ( heads ) separated back ( tails )? shown slab. two separate coins , sawn two? separated. fully intact coin. see side coin , literally turn slab around. wonder many pounds hooker cost 1200 years ago.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. months sea probably care ship's integrity compromised .. " well guys looks like we're gonna stay fix boat. darn. " captain ; got bad news lads. ship literally falling apart stay .. sailors : woohoo! captain : .. nails .. sailors : mutiny! " rape pillage get nails back go home! " " ah , royal majesty , * barbaric * tribes attacked us stole screws , .. attacked back screws. that's took us long return home. "
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes method acting. helicopters middle earth. really got character. lot work die 1st movie trilogy. people love kill sean bean .. like , thing.
til nasa pilots routinely intercepted defeated you. s. navy phantom iis mock dogfights , complaints navy put end harassment.
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001.
til nintendo sued galoob prevent release nes cheating device , game genie ; legal battle followed. sega genesis version , sega allowed release , officially licensed it. nintendo long history liking mods. reddit loves nintendo much? common dislike mods? reddit mods surely worse game genies though.
til recordings existed alexander graham bell's voice wax cardboard disc discovered 2013. hear bell say scottish-tinged accent" hear voice. .. . alexander. . graham. . bell"
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. til anti-vaxers trying save economy. .. surprising revelation look little johnny , city needs new library. can't afford let live. kids.
til classic pc game" baldur's gate" developed , alongside engine , 18 months team 60 people never worked video game before. still one best rpg games ever made. recently re-released ' enhanced edition ' even enjoyable play now.
almost half voters expect brexit talks conclude successfully , poll suggests
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank move light annoying put reach? expect serious revenge he's still got bright light annoying him. cunts put reach. block light he's annoyed. clearly wants darkness. idk irks much does. totally agree. one intelligent animals earth compromise cover light .. germans :" zee light must stay on! octopoos cannot break zee rules. " zee octopus dangerous must deel vit it.
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. , got hired 15 times. that's positive. i'm met multiple women exactly like that. get hired drop hat garbage employees.
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con person attacked another congoer , adrianne stepped up. congoer? one congo? think related con. specifically congo-con person cosplaying amy. congogoer
til band chumbawamba , mainly known ubiquitous hit" tubthumping" , actually politically charged anarcho-punk band advised fans steal music chain stores.
til peppers used tabasco sauce picked hand. pepper pickers compare color peppers small red stick ; colors match , peppers ripe used sauce production process.
til that" video killed radio star" best selling record australia 27 years.
til wwii general george patton believed reincarnated ancient roman soldier , also thought served napoleon.
til 2001 , united states ' military airdropped 2.4 million pop-tarts afghanistan us invasion.
til nasa pilots routinely intercepted defeated you. s. navy phantom iis mock dogfights , complaints navy put end harassment.
til shaka zulu's mother died 1827 , 7,00 people executed being" insufficiently grief-stricken" . cows also slaughtered young calves would" know feels like lose mother. "
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. 1. rent plane 2. bless rain clouds fly , turn local downfall holy water 3. secretly baptise everyone 4. ~ ~? ?? ~ ~ collect tithes 5. profit get priests sanctify local water supply acround world. baptise everyone every time shower. nope , priests bless 1 birdbath full water time source : holly bibble
til greek origin word" idiot" used mean someone participate politics public affairs
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" things never change. ain't broke .. .. drinking fast enough. need faster , barry.
til you. state texas roughly 10 % larger france almost twice large germany. you. s. big , really big. sometimes i'm surprised throughout course history never become multiple countries.
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. thing think weapons used. unsecured. edit : information , apparently straw purchased guns wrong. think" bowling columbine" info , bullying guns. shooters bought weapons themselves. take parents guns. got girl class buy weapons , underage time. ever legal action , result cooperation investigation charges filed her.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " well sounds like slavery steps.
til johann tetzel , indulgence salesman martin luther's time , asked indulgence could purchased future sins. said yes , later beaten robbed buyer , said act future sin question.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging [ loophole ] ( [URL] ) r / accidentalpun that's great sub , thanks roping in! loop. puns tight! ! #do get it? noose tight.
til japanese war criminal hideki tojo arrested , given new dentures awaited trial , american dentist made secretly drilled" remember pearl harbour" morse code
til civil war ended , first general confederate army active reform party , spoke favor civil rights voting recently freed slaves.
til singer peanut butter jelly time passed away eleven-hour standoff police even snoop dogg brother-in-law tried convince surrender. almost sounds like title r / subredditsimulator curious : [ subreddit simulator ] ( [URL] )
til height pokmon go , number players tried sneaking highly classified military explosives plant virginia charizard reportedly located inside arsenal. sounds like plot 80 ' sci-fi movie. definitely. imagined guy wandering around dark looking pokmon , accidentally falls pool secret government research chemicals - turning * * pokmon. probably something lot less cute.
til eleven cases blood alcohol content higher 1 % , poland holds five last one painful. every little tiny scratch scrape body soaked alcohol time. another note , may hold record cleanest person human history. hope fell asleep tub lay think get got progressively drunk. maybe thought she'd revolutionized alcohol consumption. didn't. i'll leave [ ] ( [URL] ) .. [ may seen informal version ] ( [URL] )
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death regret bone-itis man , great episode. get home work i'll re-watch netfli .. oh wait
til president jimmy carter placed peanut farm blind trust elected president. term ended , found badly mismanaged $ 1 million debt.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. evaded secret service managed make whitehouse grounds whilst underwear. someone shat brick night. either none whitehouse security team balls man handle russian premier back indoors , yeltsin drunk af embarrassing russia problem , choke holding head state diplomatic incident
til lexus april fool's day joke , introduced" variable load coupling rear orientation ( v-lcro )" seats , technology attaches driver seat velcro allow aggressive turns.
til japanese oil tanker captain fell cactus santa barbra oil field , provoking laughter local workers. 5 years later returned imperial japanese navy sub made first mainland shelling us oil
til kimi raikkonen two points away winning 2003 drivers championship winning one race entire season
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged league ~ ~ light ~ ~ little 5.5 km. 20,00 would 110,00 km. earth measures 12,750 km across equator. go 20,00 leagues deep , would end 17.6 thousand leagues space.
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con really didn't" fend off" anyone. like freaked screamed. bull whip hand time. source : used good friend hers. used be? sense may story there. burns bridges friends use them. meet lot great people though. still friends them. sounds like classic narcissist. i'm saying dealings type , either them. there's middle ground. sith deals absolutes.
til japanese war criminal hideki tojo arrested , given new dentures awaited trial , american dentist made secretly drilled" remember pearl harbour" morse code
til russia's economy ( $ 1.3 ) 69 % size italy's economy ( $ 1.9 ). climate russia challenge agriculture , whereas italy perfect climate [ spaghetti trees ] ( [URL] ). yeah , russia lower gdp canada 4 times population. countries similar climate , must reasons , russia's gdp would 4 times canada's is.
til american captives vietnam war would authenticate new prisoner's american identity tapping first five notes of" shave haircut" , cell wall , waiting appropriate response
til name hotmail chosen contains html , originally styled hotmail. 1996? ? til hotmail account since year zero. 13 year old really disappointed email address chose. could firstname.lastname instead whatever edgy name chose. friend recomended back two persons know initial + last name @hotmail
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. actual source wiki link book ' silk roads ' peter frankopan.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes tbf helicopters scary fuck.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind. " prius silent 5 mph , really deserves win"
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance performance navy though? recently collided boats? not. promoted!
til : nixon sent champagne note saying" justice ultimately prevails" mark felt pardoned reagan. 30 years later , revealed mark felt was" deep throat" helped bring watergate cover-up light.
til snooker player ronnie o'sullivan accused disrespect opponent using opposite hand take shot. prove bringing game disrepute , played 3 frames left-hand former world championship runner-up , winning 3.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us americans say" got lot spunk kid" . said you. k would arrested. maybe 1940s .. gal's got moxie! look well takes spunk!
til every part dandelion edible. leaves buds eaten greens , flowers made wine , roots roasted ground make" coffee. "
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " gene hackman asked starred superman said" give 2 million reasons why" particularly great reasons , taken together , become impossible refuse. wait minute , superman good though! ! f..! !! ?? superman iv however i've never heard this" superman iv" .. low budget movie terrible plot bad acting? / almost sarcasm try pretend idea never came like idea nicholas cage considered superman role.
til ford actually base decision ford pinto estimated legal costs lawsuits. myth given new life fight club. * devalues friends family even * must find friends first devalue buy friends $ 1.2 million shit i'll friend 10 dollars listen sing?
til vietnam war 30,00 american draft dodgers fled canada , number canadians volunteered fight
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time
til snoop dogg directed porn , name porn snoop doggystyle. released , huge hit top selling release year 2002 avn awards.
til daily planet , lois lane clark kent ( superman ) work owned bruce wayne ( batman )
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. thought * fruit * would cure cancer. apples guy bannanas. * b-a-n-a-n-a-s! !! * record i'm singing , correcting spelling error.
til airedale terriers carried messages soldiers wwi dedicated duties. one named ' jack ' ran half mile enemy fire. made headquarters jaw broken one leg badly splintered died delivering message
til : 76 % known serial killers 20th century united states.
til name hotmail chosen contains html , originally styled hotmail. feel super dumb never putting together. even joked lot html pronounced" hut mull. " close , never made connection. we're like 2 peas pod. like 2 bundle sticks. technical term faggot. thinking hotmale.com.
til classic pc game" baldur's gate" developed , alongside engine , 18 months team 60 people never worked video game before. still one best rpg games ever made. recently re-released ' enhanced edition ' even enjoyable play now. still worth playing first time today? would date mechanics frustrating. i'm considering enhanced edition sequel maybe ..
til victoria's secret founded man felt embarrassed buying lingerie wife. wanted store men could feel comfortable buying lingerie , however business model later became unprofitable company sold.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging fishwife hanged murdering illegitimate infant shortly birth. long long ago , especially evidenced roman empire , infanticide often even considered crime baby six months old. guess lived wrong era. [URL]
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con person attacked another congoer , adrianne stepped up. congoer? one congo? think related con. specifically congo-con person cosplaying amy. congogoer
til infinity sign also called the" lemniscate"
til one ever seen echidna ejaculate.
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. wow amazing work dairy lobby dairy industry done impressive things years. food pyramid designed specifically encourage milk cheese consumption help struggling dairy farmers. wait. telling nutritional information .. official nutritional information government uses strictly scientifical?
til ancient greek philosopher jumped active volcano prove immortal god
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" really fucking picture , ops fault come reddit find advert. want bars wall [ think it? ] ( [URL] ) im trouble locating large breasted woman.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. father 4 , 1 16 year old girl ; confirm kids best hit teens , blow half shared data plan 8 days think know every fucking thing. edit : data oh god feel pain brother. 17 19 wrote many time day hear" understand" i'd need nasas budget count all.
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle.
til eleven cases blood alcohol content higher 1 % , poland holds five last one painful. every little tiny scratch scrape body soaked alcohol time. another note , may hold record cleanest person human history. hope fell asleep tub lay think get got progressively drunk. maybe thought she'd revolutionized alcohol consumption. didn't. i'll leave [ ] ( [URL] ) .. [ may seen informal version ] ( [URL] )
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. seinfeld taught many lessons. one favorite remember courtesy wave. never double dip. re-gift eat peas one time. eat snickers bar knife fork.
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged jules verne treasury kid , illustrations always blew away. think they're woodcuts? [URL]
til one ever seen echidna ejaculate. sir , seen enough sonic hedge hog fan art. google" [ first name ] hedgehog. " by" ," mean" dont. " first name extremely unusual , 4 living people know it. 3 father grandfather.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. months sea probably care ship's integrity compromised ..
til honey bees ejaculate forcefully penises explode. kills honey bee. , technically speaking , mate life.
til credit card" chip" technology ( aka emv ) rolled us almost 25 years old damn. they'll probably phase europe soon far know already begun talking that. sure replacing nfc. denmark new cards contact-less. use pin purchases 30 $. wow , that's surprisingly low. canada usually either $ 50 $ 100 depending place. things probably lot cheaper too.
til dogs laugh. make laugh-like sounds tickled playing , sounds positive effect puppies hearing them.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us well , there's sodium dasani , could little salty. there's probably semen protein water
til inuits really term means eskimo brother :" aipak" , or" me" , describing positive relationship someone slept wife.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. that's giving someone promotion , need given added responsibilities gradually , prove competence. unsuccessful , transfer responsibilities someone else.
til : nixon sent champagne note saying" justice ultimately prevails" mark felt pardoned reagan. 30 years later , revealed mark felt was" deep throat" helped bring watergate cover-up light.
til michael jackson's estate continues allocate 20 % posthumous earnings various charities , specified will.
til george washington massive chain strung across hudson river order keep british sailing upriver. link weighed 100 + pounds.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. reminded ted talk one shooter's mother did. however , page crashing now. , reddit thread that? ted tedx? what's difference?
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" really fucking picture , ops fault come reddit find advert. want bars wall [ think it? ] ( [URL] ) im trouble locating large breasted woman.
til rms olympic , sister ship titanic , rammed u-boat sunk , making merchant ship world war sunk enemy vessel.
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. uneducated , furthest category extinct still extinction spectrum , every animal fit spectrum. like category field mice? edit : thanks answers guys! i'm authority , humans listed as" least concern" . likely latter. really category beyond that. " excess" . people get ideas .. know people ideas .. worried someone might make sort .. [ modest proposal? ] ( [URL] )
til 19th early 20th century roughly 1/3 rd norway's populations immigrated united states.
til post-debacle interview caught lip syncing shows , one members milli vanilli defended saying ," [ milli vanilli ] working mcdonald's. would done? "
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. that's giving someone promotion , need given added responsibilities gradually , prove competence. unsuccessful , transfer responsibilities someone else.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " except one suggested civilian able guns. middle ground britain old american west. edit : sith deals absolutes ; c
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. love milk find funny comment , milk positive comment , bottom thread. know reddit hated milk much.
til programmers atari late 70s went ceo company asking royalties names included boxes , turned went formed company - - activision
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity. meanwhile , i'm starting think selling kidney i'm broke .. funny say recently research organ markets. illegal sell organs you. s. , despite economically efficient solution organ shortage. good alternative would make motorcycles dirt cheap.
til russia's economy ( $ 1.3 ) 69 % size italy's economy ( $ 1.9 ). climate russia challenge agriculture , whereas italy perfect climate [ spaghetti trees ] ( [URL] ). yeah , russia lower gdp canada 4 times population. countries similar climate , must reasons , russia's gdp would 4 times canada's is.
til credit card" chip" technology ( aka emv ) rolled us almost 25 years old
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. worried purity drugs? visit nearest police station illegal drugs tested - free charge! i'm pick free boat could boat , could * * * mystery box * * *.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. reminds kazakhstan girl shooting competition played borat spoof anthem. link : [URL] australian sporting event competition i'd totally humorous alternative national anthem. mean think several contenders but" under" men work would least / appropriate think.
til jfk records act , act states government documents related kennedy assassination publicly disclosed october 26 2017.
til last words serial killer peter krten were" tell .. head chopped , still able hear , least moment , sound blood gushing stump neck? would pleasure end pleasures. "
til name hotmail chosen contains html , originally styled hotmail. growing think html abbreviation hotmail , guess worked.
til programmers atari late 70s went ceo company asking royalties names included boxes , turned went formed company - - activision
til gary webb , reporter san jose mercury news first broke story cia involvement cocaine trade , found dead with" two gunshot wounds head. " death , 2004 , ruled pool water lead investigators pursue ice gun theory. mythbusters shot one really trust mythbusters one. think there's lot things possible advanced enough technology really tested mythbusters. cia actually has" ice bullets" , think mythbusters could recreate it. what's point bullets? simply stab people want kill? leaves wound bullet too. forensics match blade wounds. ice bullet never traced back source time found water.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. episode 30 rock , character pete hornberger never overachieves avoid getting promoted head.
til male swiss citizen , roger federer compulsorily required serve armed forces. however , 2003 , despite already become tennis pro , deemed ' unfit ' back problem , relieved
til that" video killed radio star" best selling record australia 27 years.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" kinda want one now. would love sample beer like back then. like everything else ancient history , probably 100 times shittier used
til nasa pilots routinely intercepted defeated you. s. navy phantom iis mock dogfights , complaints navy put end harassment.
til medal honor recipient thomas baker asked left behind japanese counter attack saipan due wounded. asked 1 pistol 8 bullets. returning us army found corpse 8 dead japanese.
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. went become one evil morally deprived corporations existence ..
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. tall 78 storeys? well storey floor 78 floors tall floor? long piece string? many roads must man walk , call man?
audrey hepburn's first starring role ' roman holiday ' ( 1953 ). gregory peck insisted hepburn's name appear film's title font large :" got change she'll big star i'll look gregory peck awesome dude. would appear knew up. gonna turn audrey hepburn love-in , talk wait dark. god damn love movie.
til peppers used tabasco sauce picked hand. pepper pickers compare color peppers small red stick ; colors match , peppers ripe used sauce production process.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. father 4 , 1 16 year old girl ; confirm kids best hit teens , blow half shared data plan 8 days think know every fucking thing. edit : data
til mid - 1990s , due stress acting promotion films , jean-claude van damme developed cocaine addiction. spent $ 10,00 week , snorted 10 grams per day 1996.
til dueling , common two male giraffes sex eachother. interactions males found frequent heterosexual coupling
til east st. louis higher murder rate honduras , country highest murder rate world
til thalidomide , infamous morning sickness drug caused severe birth defects , never approved use us single reviewer fda think tested enough , resisted industry pressure approve drug anyway.
til first simpsons treehouse horror , marge warns parents content episode advising put children bed. warning put sincere effort warn young viewers , producers felt somewhat scary.
til last words serial killer peter krten were" tell .. head chopped , still able hear , least moment , sound blood gushing stump neck? would pleasure end pleasures. " hear sound blood gushing stump neck , would ejaculate? r / nocontext r / evenwithcontext finally proper use. ejaculate?
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank move light annoying put reach? expect serious revenge he's still got bright light annoying him. cunts put reach. block light he's annoyed. clearly wants darkness. idk irks much does. totally agree. one intelligent animals earth compromise cover light .. germans :" zee light must stay on! octopoos cannot break zee rules. " zee octopus dangerous must deel vit it.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" things never change. humanity never changed even one tiny bit. check ancient shitposting. [URL]
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance.
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government.
til north korean spies stationed abroad receive training shop supermarkets , use credit cards visit clubs , amenities commonplace north korea.
til bruce willis agreed guest star friends losing bet his" whole nine yards" co-star mathew perry. played jennifer aniston's love interest 3 episode arc emmy performance. donated acting fee five
audrey hepburn's first starring role ' roman holiday ' ( 1953 ). gregory peck insisted hepburn's name appear film's title font large :" got change she'll big star i'll look
til cocaine alcohol nearly identical rates addiction
til 1983 , caddies masters tournament black. due clubs tradition. * indeed , club co-founder clifford roberts reputed said ," long i'm alive , golfers white , caddies black. " * prediction probably turned correct well killed 3rd hole 1977 yes correct
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. raccoon hacked bank america account transferred money checking offshore account cayman islands. raccoon stole 20 dollars?
til town florida named frostproof marketing plot claim town would never citrus frost. less two years founding frost killed citrus town. never thought i'd see til local place seeing i'm middle nowhere
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold [ google street view house blurred out. ] ( [URL] )
.. jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank surroundings. imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " " nested simulations would taxing systems. we'll make physically impossible. "" how? "" i'm sure , we'll make something like speed light. "
til honey bees ejaculate forcefully penises explode. kills honey bee.
til north korean leader kim jong-il parodied film team america : world police ( 2004 ) , democratic people's republic korea asked czech republic ban film.
til term checkmate , according barnhart etymological dictionary , alteration persian phrase" shh mt" ( ) means , literally ," king helpless" word ( mta ) still exists pashto , means destroyed. matar spanish means kill.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. many confused. answer homeowner's insurance likely umbrella coverage. insurance clearly covered acts caused residents household. result , victims could sue parents actually get damages. homeowners insurance include? yep , umbrella policy. one added mine. $ 1 million covers pretty much anything around $ 300 / year. whats funny teenager moves it'll drop $ 120 / year! homeowner without kids : umbrella f-ing cheap stupid it.
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. * 1905 , companies merged become nestl anglo-swiss condensed milk company , retaining name 1947. * good decision shorten nestl. dunno , think shortened anglo-swiss condensed milk company. roles tongue , know. anglo milk
til patsy cline offered car ride back nashville singer dottie west. cline refused , telling west ," worry , hoss. time go , time. " patsy cline died plane crash
til terry kath band chigaco's last words were" worry .. look , clip even it" - putting pistol temple pulling trigger. that's always check chamber. also aim guns head pull trigger.
til final explosion krakatoa measured 310 db , loud enough heard perfectly clearly 3,100 miles away.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " particularly great reasons , taken together , become impossible refuse. wait minute , superman good though! ! f..! !! ?? superman iv however i've never heard this" superman iv" .. low budget movie terrible plot bad acting? / almost sarcasm try pretend idea never came like idea nicholas cage considered superman role. budget superman n64 believe remember grandparents buying [ game ] ( [URL] ) excited end week threw fucking trash
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged league ~ ~ light ~ ~ little 5.5 km. 20,00 would 110,00 km. earth measures 12,750 km across equator. go 20,00 leagues deep , would end 17.6 thousand leagues space. according wikipedia verne used paris league 4km , 80 00km total.
til ted kaczynski ( unabomber ) updated alumni information harvard 2012 : called eight life sentences" awards" current occupation as" prisoner"
til : imax projectionists wear body armor handling imax lamps ; dropped , explode resulting quartz shrapnel.
til greek origin word" idiot" used mean someone participate politics public affairs
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. hahaha. that's cockroach's theme , though. mexican hat dance , also known el jarabe tapato. know tapatio sauce makes military breakfasts bearable. shitty powdered eggs grey ( reason ) cardboard bacon? liberal application tapatio mix together make okay skillet. tapatio , iirc , means" guadalajara" get wrong , also great basic sauce slather shit needs sauce get through. yep , means guadalajara think seen sauce mention. pretty good spice things up. although valentina best. el yucateco ya wimp
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold [ google street view house blurred out. ] ( [URL] )
til oprah born single mother , wore potato sacks clothes , molested family , gave birth stillborn child 14
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us ive never heard life aside british people from? thought common across us.
til steve jobs took acid , said" taking lsd profound experience , one important things life" would seem there's wide range experiences lsd. since often dark enough thoughts nightmares terrifying , i'd definitely rather risk it.
til reindeer one mammals see uv light , allowing see lichen , polar bears snow , urine trails also helps guide santa's sleigh christmas eve! need bitch ass rudolph.
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters. work? wouldnt point overrun? think allowed run part law question. , think meant dogs. dogs allowed drive germany.
til michael jackson would requested wine served diet coke cans flights , want kids see drinking alcohol.
til johann tetzel , indulgence salesman martin luther's time , asked indulgence could purchased future sins. said yes , later beaten robbed buyer , said act future sin question.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. evaded secret service managed make whitehouse grounds whilst underwear. someone shat brick night. either none whitehouse security team balls man handle russian premier back indoors , yeltsin drunk af embarrassing russia problem , choke holding head state diplomatic incident would also diplomatic incident , though , someone managed harm yeltsin state , part result sufficient protection around time.
til eagles '" hotel california" written twilight zone styled metaphor l. a. beverly hills strange inhabitants. steely knives reference steely dan , inspired band bold lyrics.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels. " shrieking eels" 30 understand reference
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. oh , sorry , thought america gawl , sharon! love suddenly like season 8 randy became best character. favorite south park trivia trey parker dad named randy geologist ..
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. one eyy .. guy fucks horses ever hear anything ginger boots fucking ostritch?
til inuits really term means eskimo brother :" aipak" , or" me" , describing positive relationship someone slept wife.
til directing jurassic park , spielberg saw cgi t. rex , said stop motion animator phil tippett ," job ," tippett replied ," mean extinct? ". spielberg later incorporated dialogue
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " except one suggested civilian able guns. middle ground britain old american west. edit : sith deals absolutes ; c
til 3 banana companies overthrew government honduras. wonder kind republic kind company that. important question , kind clothing would sell you?
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. many confused. answer homeowner's insurance likely umbrella coverage. insurance clearly covered acts caused residents household. result , victims could sue parents actually get damages.
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold [ google street view house blurred out. ] ( [URL] )
til lexus april fool's day joke , introduced" variable load coupling rear orientation ( v-lcro )" seats , technology attaches driver seat velcro allow aggressive turns.
til michael jackson would requested wine served diet coke cans flights , want kids see drinking alcohol. always put heroin epipen. epi-pens intramuscular injections. heroin vascular.
til classic pc game" baldur's gate" developed , alongside engine , 18 months team 60 people never worked video game before. still one best rpg games ever made. recently re-released ' enhanced edition ' even enjoyable play now.
storyline chronological order ridley scott's alien prequels goes" prometheus , awakening , covenant" . awakening screenplay already written along elizabeth shaw david 8 featured it.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material.
til common heart shape ( :heart_suit: ) quite possibly based seed used birth control ancient times.
til inuits really term means eskimo brother :" aipak" , or" me" , describing positive relationship someone slept wife.
til battle germantown , 177 , cease fire called due small terrier wandering battlefield.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. "
warriors 5 team captains ( curry , kd , klay , dray iggy ) 15 players. one third roster made captains
til chrysler built 55 turbine-powered cars 1963-1964. could run fuel could burn oxygen , including perfume tequila , produced 130 horsepower. nine still exist. jay leno one , shouldnt much surprise anybody loves cars. [URL] i'm told there's one unassuming warehouse know terre haute , indiana small car collection. told still ran 10 years ago , idles smoothly balance nickel edge air intake. never saw i've terre haute , offense town believe anything interesting there.
til donald duck loved scandinavian countries sweden make illegal vote political elections. 2005 norway 1/4 total population read donald duck magazine , and" donaldism" became thing. confirm. norwegian. tons comics. teenagers even adults read them. they're cutesy childish traditional disney stuff. fascinating decendents vikings donald duck magazine collectors. us never vikings. norsemen , yes , raiders. anime manga big there? e. g. one punch man , attack titans , dragon ball super
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! "
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out.
til walk disturbance ( person worried walk may lose balance ) may appear social anxiety , especially passing group people.
til marvel's first movie , howard duck , bombed box office. cost estimated $ 37 million , grossed $ 38 million internationally , netting $ 1 million.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious.
til nikola tesla able integral calculus head , leading teachers believe cheating.
til michael jackson would requested wine served diet coke cans flights , want kids see drinking alcohol. thinking frank reynolds came original idea.
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time * know of. yea , like half animals ocean specific breeding grounds. right , necessarily mean they're capable communicating location distance breeding grounds members species - something ants , bees , ravens humans do. dolphins? whales matter.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes method acting. helicopters middle earth. really got character. lot work die 1st movie trilogy. people love kill sean bean .. like , thing. great good job sad often happens early stories acting skills squandered , time screen sure fucking great job
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " well sounds like slavery steps.
til tourism sector boomed , kazakhstan's foreign minister thanked sacha baron cohen 2012 release borat country saw 10x increase issued visas.
til actor martin sheen arrested total 66 times protesting acts civil disobedience - recently 2007 trespassing nevada nuclear test facility.
til wwii general george patton believed reincarnated ancient roman soldier , also thought served napoleon.
til credit card" chip" technology ( aka emv ) rolled us almost 25 years old damn. they'll probably phase europe soon far know already begun talking that. sure replacing nfc. denmark new cards contact-less. use pin purchases 30 $. wow , that's surprisingly low. canada usually either $ 50 $ 100 depending place. things probably lot cheaper too.
til band chumbawamba , mainly known ubiquitous hit" tubthumping" , actually politically charged anarcho-punk band advised fans steal music chain stores.
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold shit neighborhood 0 % chance working out?
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. .. realized like dogs alive 9/11 probably dead .. =[ oh yeah. also , remember comet full house? he's dead too. dog frasier died 2006.
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone.
til luxembourg liberated nazism 1944 , returning government impressed regulations laws concerning tax employment nazis made , decided simply keep them.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. way off. seinfeld young girl's strange , erotic journey milan minsk. necking schindler's list! least better english patient , hated film!
til plato gave definition man as" featherless bipeds ," diogenes plucked chicken brought plato's academy , saying ," behold! i've brought man ," academy added" broad flat nails" definition.
til 2002 fake sequel harry potter appeared china title" harry potter bao zuolong. " book consists text jrr tolkien's hobbit names changed harry potter characters.
til review of" lulu" , collaboration metallica lou reed , chuck klosterman wrote :" red hot chili peppers acoustically covered 12 worst primus songs starbucks , would still ( slightly
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. " boris yeltsin first words you. s. president clinton upon meeting 1995 , think o. j. it? " guy like relaxed uncle.
chiefs qb elvis grbac selected people's" sexiest athlete alive" 1998 accident. rather offend grbac , magazine ran
til eleven cases blood alcohol content higher 1 % , poland holds five
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. way off. seinfeld young girl's strange , erotic journey milan minsk. necking schindler's list! least better english patient , hated film!
til british supermarket chain iceland eu-wide trademark name , take legal action icelandic companies use it. icelandic government applied trademark invalidated , far without success.
til sitting bull touring buffalo bill's wild west show , impressed annie oakley's shooting abilities charmed character gave name" little sure shot" symbolically adopted daughter.
til phil collins honorary member hip-hop group , bone thugs-n-harmony due international success single , home , collins featured. collin moniker group chrome bone.
til form medieval torture , victims feet covered salt water goat would start licking them. sometimes laughter stress intense tickling resulted heart attack brain hemorrhage.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. relaxed drank fifth vodka every day like old russian proverb :" everything's okay enough vodka" including vodka? especially vodka. even vodka.
til theoretical physicist max planck told get field physics professor because" field , almost everything already discovered. " anyway originated quantum theory revolutionized field.
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. forget swallowing raw eggs. would raw eggs make voice rough? shells hard tissue mean that's one creative way contract salmonella odds getting salmonella way astronomically low almost silly even mention it.
til sitting bull touring buffalo bill's wild west show , impressed annie oakley's shooting abilities charmed character gave name" little sure shot" symbolically adopted daughter. sounds suspiciously like something a" wild west show" promoter would come with. welcome like 85 percent us history " greatest country world" . founded genocide slavery. yup , checks out.
til armadillos genus dasypus ( ones found us ) give birth four genetically identical young split embryo ; i. e. always identical quadruplets ; known vertebrate animals exhibit this" polyembryony"
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001.
til man arrested warrant 2016 returning copy movie freddy got fingered. tom green agreed pay fines outrageous sum
til ellie kemper ( office , unbreakable kimmy schmidt , crazy blow job girl ) one wealthiest families state missouri granddaughter mildred lane kemper , namesake mildred lane kemper art
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league
til international data code switzerland ch , stands confoederatio helvetica , latin name country. switzerland chose code avoid favouring four official languages.
til america's first female mayor elected 1887. group men nominated joke , 60 percent vote. much 2010 ' money? [ $ 24.80 ] ( [URL] ) somehow 24.80 seems insulting dollar. dollar clearly insult 24 bucks change calculated accurate representation feel did. town mayor fined 1 buck ( country's currency ). never got promotion that. thought funny teacher explained ammount show , important thing fined. promotes mayor laughing loud. given job , elected
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. job's belief alternative medicine surprising. one point fruitarian believed fruitarians bo , bathe. iirc ashton kutcher tried replicate diet stop due development pancreatic issues.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. thread r / sex yesterday using microscope form contraception. that's how. wait .. can't say link explain need know [URL] people condoms? feel good. makes sex less fun. folk say make difference straight lying themselves.
til 17th century , roman catholic church ruled beavers fish could eaten fridays.
til death steve irwin , speculated series revenge killings , least ten stingrays found dead mutilated coast queensland that's literally last thing would wanted ..
til michael jackson would requested wine served diet coke cans flights , want kids see drinking alcohol. thinking frank reynolds came original idea.
til kyoto , former capital japan , means" capital city" tokyo means" eastern capital"
til henley called paramedics home november 21 , 1980 , 16 - year-old girl found naked claiming overdosed quaaludes cocaine. henley got away contributing delinquency minor charge $ 2,500 fine.
til researchers believe humans worn clothes least 170,00 years. know pubic lice evolutionarily diverged head lice 170,00 years ago , pubic lice need live clothing survive.
til enough water lake superior flood entire landmasses north south america depth 1 foot. contains 3 quadrillion gallons fresh water.
til anne heche drove desert , hiked stranger's house , took shower , announced local sherrifs god going take everyone back heaven spaceship
til postal code north pole h0h 0h0 reference santa
til movie , - 571 , states americans responsible capturing first enigma machine. truth first enigma machine captured british , 7 months americans entered war.
til lurleen wallace could seek appropriate treatment cancer husband , alabama segregationist george wallace , kept secret four years due fact wanted become governor alabama. died year office.
til former french president flix faure , died getting bj office
til : 76 % known serial killers 20th century united states. key word is" known" countries catch acknowledge serial killers. russia bragged usa serial killers. truth never coordinated police force tie crimes together. like iran saying homosexuals.
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity. man 86 years old? even botox limits.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. actually worked called alternative medicine. would called medicine. laughing loud , one good friends rant likes there's thing short cut giving directions. " faster easier route , ' way '"
til schmidt jack nicholson 2003 golden globe award best performance actor motion picture drama. upon accepting award , nicholson quipped :" i'm little surprised. thought made comedy. "
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. sound like shill big children.
til actor martin sheen arrested total 66 times protesting acts civil disobedience - recently 2007 trespassing nevada nuclear test facility. illusive man strikes
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly want smile mean .. wanna talk , buddy? he's buddy , pal he's pal , friend. friend , guy.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. nothing .. mormons baptize die! baptize people listed phone book. grandmother use baptize neighborhood kids / babies kitchen sink watching summer. catholic want babies going purgatory / hell.
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. dolphin without hands? dolphin penises prehensile. like tentacles. take moment think that. til i'm never swimming ocean again. i'm going go swimming ocean right ( )
.. service would not. scum ball company ( evidence former customer ) way support again. must nice. comcast monopoly entire city outside satellite providers. wanna spend 100 bucks cable internet? ok fine get any. get internet * * cable less $ 100? witchcraft this? signed , canadian comes like 110 believe , pay bill get paid ; that's basic cable mind internet caps like 4mb / dl want say? state sanctioned robbery. $ 110? ? month? ! even afford starbucks? ? point others far worse ( looking everyone world feasible access internet way shape form ). sound like entitled brat. seriously ,
til actors played brother sister on" dexter" began dating , fell love , got engaged , got married , got divorced , continuing play brother sister tv. also entertain storyline thought interested ( adopted ) brother romantically. think post divorce , must've weird tbh , weird case. uncomfortable unnecessary plotline. plotlines dexter? season 4 show trash
til california gold rush , distinct lack women san fransisco caused gay culture flourish. men would often pay for" female impersonators" prostitutes.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. evaded secret service managed make whitehouse grounds whilst underwear. someone shat brick night. either none whitehouse security team balls man handle russian premier back indoors , yeltsin drunk af embarrassing russia problem , choke holding head state diplomatic incident
til seinfeld episode" revenge" based experience screenwriter larry david , quit job saturday night live , felt made mistake reached home , returned following morning nothing happened.
til that" elephants capable swimmers. recorded swimming six hours without touching bottom , travelled far 48 km ( 30 mi ) stretch speeds 2.1 km / h ( 1 mph
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. actually makes lot meaningful. hare nap job everyone would die anyways? guess story pointlessness achievement face unavoidable death?
til kyoto , former capital japan , means" capital city" tokyo means" eastern capital" there's great [ documentary ] ( [URL] ) goes naming convention japan came , really interesting stuff.
til grizzly bears feared respected native americans hunting required company 4 10 warriors done preparation ceremoniality intertribal warfare. * * til 2008 sleuth 30 bears besieged platinum mining compound olyotorsky district northern kamchatka. two guards killed prevented workers leaving homes * * article! oh god , they're organizing.
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. dogs. good. i've yet meet doggy immediately like. people? fuck people. asshole dogs.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. raccoon stole 20 dollars? pff. look mr. rich guy $ 20 bank account. pff. look moneybags bank account. pff. lk mnbgs vr hr , wt hs fnc xpnsv vwls. poor bastard. even buy vowel. edit : * really? * first gold this? money kind stranger.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen woosh sploosh ^ * * spunk * * i'm thirsty. mouth?
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death die beating grizzly fistfight i'd regret fuck
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims read mother teresa , find selfish , sadistic cunt. tried tell family shit came conversation. sister basically told believe everything hear. believe everything church says mother theresa .. uh huh. took chunk change private jet charles keating ( lincoln savings loan scandal ) money ' papa doc ' duvalier haiti. christopher hitchens wrote book called * missionary position. *
til richard shot crossbow , died summoned boy , assumed he'd executed. instead , forgave boy sent away 100 shillings. richard died , boy hanged.
til jupiter's center gravity sun outside sun's surface. technically , mutual orbit around , around point extremely close sun.
til death steve irwin , speculated series revenge killings , least ten stingrays found dead mutilated coast queensland that's literally last thing would wanted .. real , likely drunken certainly foolish people spat face legacy everything stood for.
til america's first female mayor elected 1887. group men nominated joke , 60 percent vote.
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. * 1905 , companies merged become nestl anglo-swiss condensed milk company , retaining name 1947. * good decision shorten nestl. dunno , think shortened anglo-swiss condensed milk company. roles tongue , know. anglo milk sounds dirty contrary superior purest white milk buy , produced master race anglo aryan mountain cows.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. mother 4 year old 1.5 year old two friends round house , there's enough wine world. send supplies. kids , 1.5 year olds really friends? old enough age understand friendship?
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con person attacked another congoer , adrianne stepped up. congoer? one congo? think related con. specifically congo-con person cosplaying amy. congogoer gogo congo con? gogocongogoer?
til canada first country world adopt multiculturalism official policy ; 1971
til dave chappelle offered role bubba forrest gump turned thought movie would unsuccessful.
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged jules verne treasury kid , illustrations always blew away. think they're woodcuts? [URL] much wood would woodcutter cut woodcutter woodcut wood?
til movie , - 571 , states americans responsible capturing first enigma machine. truth first enigma machine captured british , 7 months americans entered war. tony blair ridiculed movie prime minister's questions. bill clinton dismissed movie work fiction. americans never captured single enigma machine. 2 canadians , 13 british. watch hollywood films expect see us calvary ti rescue. fact russian blood us factories war.
til drummer police composed spyro dragon soundtrack
til - men 20s ejaculate often may impart protections prostate cancer later life.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. [URL] hahaha. that's cockroach's theme , though. mexican hat dance , also known el jarabe tapato. know tapatio sauce makes military breakfasts bearable. shitty powdered eggs grey ( reason ) cardboard bacon? liberal application tapatio mix together make okay skillet. tapatio , iirc , means" guadalajara" get wrong , also great basic sauce slather shit needs sauce get through. also pretty good sign restaurant more-or-less authentic. edit : guess wrong. todo : try valentina.
til asked he'd punched man who'd hit raw egg , uk politician john prescott said following tony blair's orders ," connect electorate. "
til later years , sir isaac newton appointed largely symbolic ( paid ) position royal mint. took job seriously successfully prosecuted many counterfeiters high treason. convicted hanged , drawn quartered
til thalidomide , infamous morning sickness drug caused severe birth defects , never approved use us single reviewer fda think tested enough , resisted industry pressure approve drug anyway. mom told prescription thalidomide carrying , decided save money put morning sickness.
til united airlines broke dave carroll's $ 4500 guitar refused pay wrote protest song. next 4 weeks united's stock price fell 10 % , costing stockholders $ 180 million.
til reindeer one mammals see uv light , allowing see lichen , polar bears snow , urine trails
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold according zillow , house valued $ 243,00. yep that's sort miracle renovation guess. maybe donation value? sold majorly-distressed way 2004 $ 15k.
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. [ business casual video nestle ] ( [URL] ) , good watch. [ graphic shown video's intro ] ( [URL] ) illuminating.
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold even huge fan simpsons , would taken money. fun look unrealistic cartoon everybody everything yellow pink ridiculous looking. real life , much. also , moving middle nowhere nevada? thanks , 75 grand please. like 15 minutes strip las vegas. exactly middle nowhere. like las vegas , got nice desert look at. dunno really know place buy house like 75k
til us airways flight 1549 ditching hudson ( aka" miracle hudson" ) , officials captured gassed 1,235 canadian geese destroyed 1,739 goose eggs across new york city.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. oh fucking * god * , poor guy. blame slightest. tell it! guy grand prix essentially mocked triumph. dunno , would love someone played" america , fuck yea" something equally stereotypical.
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time * know of.
til name hotmail chosen contains html , originally styled hotmail. 1996? ? til hotmail account since year zero. 13 year old really disappointed email address chose. could firstname.lastname instead whatever edgy name chose. friend recomended back two persons know initial + last name @hotmail
til aeschylus , ancient greek tragedian , supposedly prophesied die falling object , therefore stayed outdoors. killed eagle dropped tortoise , mistaking bald head rock.
til medal honor recipient thomas baker asked left behind japanese counter attack saipan due wounded. asked 1 pistol 8 bullets. returning us army found corpse 8 dead japanese. asked bullets. plot twist : may * asked * eight bullets , received * three * bullets low ammo. killed three people two bullets , two people one bullet?
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " hear saying it. he's actually great actor. watch" cider house rules ," favourite ," quiet american. " he's british nicholas cage. wants actually try he's great , he's willing half-ass whatever nonsense want throw way , provided pay it.
til male chicks born egg farms , considered useless. thus , disposed , grinding alive.
til 2002 fake sequel harry potter appeared china title" harry potter bao zuolong. " book consists text jrr tolkien's hobbit names changed harry potter characters. similar case 2009 book called" dan brown's lost symbol" published ( actual" lost symbol" ) just" picture dorian gray" names changed dan brown characters. hey , least stealing quality literature.
til australia conducted biological warfare invasive rabbit population , reducing population 600 million 100 million.
til band chumbawamba , mainly known ubiquitous hit" tubthumping" , actually politically charged anarcho-punk band advised fans steal music chain stores.
til three gorges dam china massive slowed rotation earth
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. thought * fruit * would cure cancer. apples guy bannanas. * b-a-n-a-n-a-s! !! * record i'm singing , correcting spelling error.
til you. state texas roughly 10 % larger france almost twice large germany.
til name hotmail chosen contains html , originally styled hotmail.
til ellie kemper ( office , unbreakable kimmy schmidt , crazy blow job girl ) one wealthiest families state missouri granddaughter mildred lane kemper , namesake mildred lane kemper art
til monty python's , always look bright side life played pa system end every iron maiden concert.
til harvey milk ongoing sexual relationship mentally disturbed 16 - year old boy
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. , got hired 15 times. that's positive. i'm met multiple women exactly like that. get hired drop hat garbage employees. helps good looking. real honest god discussion nicki minaj , hot? personally touch ten foot pole , looks like plastic monster. like blow-up doll human skin. guys actually find attractive?
til classic pc game" baldur's gate" developed , alongside engine , 18 months team 60 people never worked video game before. still one best rpg games ever made. recently re-released ' enhanced edition ' even enjoyable play now.
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. everyone freaking : seal extinct. fact well listed as" least concern" - - furthest category from" extinct" . uneducated , furthest category extinct still extinction spectrum , every animal fit spectrum. like category field mice? edit : thanks answers guys! i'm authority , humans listed as" least concern" . likely latter. really category beyond that. " excess" .
til slipknot's third album contains almost zero profanity response critics said vocalist corey taylor relied swearing lyrics
til 2010 , band somali pirates attempted capture us navy frigate uss nicholas , mistaking merchant vessel
til hiroshima policeman went nagasaki teach police officers duck cover days bombings. single officer died nagasaki blast.
til cocaine alcohol nearly identical rates addiction
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con really got role , good her! dunno , really catwoman play sexually-charged game basketball children watching? loop one , what's context? edit : oh god
til oprah born single mother , wore potato sacks clothes , molested family , gave birth stillborn child 14 like not. still gotta respect her. like oprah? raise hand here. consistently given platform pseudoscience hucksters , pressed , shrugs saying something along lines trying inform people dr. oz legitimate doctor saved peoples lives. goddamn snake oil salesman. know entirely oprah fault , enabled supported it. think kind shitty that.
til 1851 , measuring tools precision one millionth inch.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. til anti-vaxers trying save economy. .. surprising revelation
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. seinfeld taught many lessons. one favorite remember courtesy wave. never double dip. re-gift eat peas one time. eat snickers bar knife fork.
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. actually makes lot meaningful. hare nap job everyone would die anyways? guess story pointlessness achievement face unavoidable death? reading employ animals form part critical communications infrastructure simply speed / reliability / fault-tolerance / integrity properties modern built environment needs. actually pursued heavily 90s the. com explosion. credit rfc 1149 see close came full-stack avian transport layer internet : [URL]
til japanese kamikaze pilots allowed return find suitable target. one pilot shot ninth return.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes method acting. helicopters middle earth.
.. throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank surroundings. imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " " nested simulations would taxing systems. we'll make physically impossible. "" how? "" i'm sure , we'll make something like speed light. " " let's make sure control passage time. problem solved. "
til schmidt jack nicholson 2003 golden globe award best performance actor motion picture drama. upon accepting award , nicholson quipped :" i'm little surprised. thought made comedy. "
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. astounds story ," smithsonian expedition leave least two seals male female least give fighting chance beat extinction? " can't save species two individuals ; much inbreeding.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging fishwife hanged murdering illegitimate infant shortly birth. long long ago , especially evidenced roman empire , infanticide often even considered crime baby six months old. guess lived wrong era. [URL] that's incredibly heartbreaking know.
til christianity , islam judaism worship abrahamic god. religious texts also feature many figures , histories places. jesus also muslim prophet. thought common knowledge? allah / yahweh / god character.
til japanese kamikaze pilots allowed return find suitable target. one pilot shot ninth return. wikipedia article :" even fairy tales little children promoted kamikaze. " anyone know english translation? believe called winnie pooh brings death america.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. oh fucking * god * , poor guy. blame slightest. like usbekestani gold put borat version anthem?
til judd apatow watched movie" true romance" idea floyd , beloved stoner character played brad pitt , finally leaving apartment getting chased bad guys. idea ended becoming" pineapple express" .
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity. " synthesized uric acid , sold $ 25,00 build house it. warlock mars , bitch" - william shatner charlie sheen roast. actual quote? watch roast charlie sheen. says something sorts. shatner amazing , really really funny. also kind dick , accounts
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold hoa's : even once. usually" hoa's : never again" , folks get wise previous home shopping. grew without hoas , grew family farm , surrounded ritzy subdivisions hoas , heard nothing horror stories them. got place , refused accept anything hoa. consider hoa neighborhoods purchasing. deal shitty neighbors occasion , price freedom. sounds like hoa guarantees least one shitty neighbour anyway.
til almost albums , lenny kravitz sang songs , everything else : played guitar , bass , drums , percussions produced himself.
til us airways flight 1549 ditching hudson ( aka" miracle hudson" ) , officials captured gassed 1,235 canadian geese destroyed 1,739 goose eggs across new york city.
til day crew battleship uss texas intentionally flooded torpedo tube order cause 2 degree list , giving main guns enough extra elevation boost range & hit target mainland.
til height pokmon go , number players tried sneaking highly classified military explosives plant virginia charizard reportedly located inside arsenal.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. always wonder adult show came would liked it. love curb can't get seinfeld? ! i'm opposite , grew seinfeld still happily rewatch could never get curb. curb makes cringe hard , press stop walk away episode. still like show odd reason try watch cringing larry's inability understand social norms kills me.
til astronaut sunita williams first person run marathon space , finishing 4 hours 24 minutes treadmill aboard international space station.
til tree legally owns surrounding land land inherited offspring ," son tree owns itself"
til 1979 film china syndrome , coverup nuclear plant , released , denounced ' character assassination entire industry '. 12 days later , three mile island nuclear accident occurred.
til dogs laugh. make laugh-like sounds tickled playing , sounds positive effect puppies hearing them.
til death steve irwin , speculated series revenge killings , least ten stingrays found dead mutilated coast queensland strangest case misplaced rage i've ever seen.
til thomas jefferson kept shetland sheep white house. attacked several people , killed small boy , eventually called" abominable animal" . adorab - wait , * killed * child? back then? presidents goat killed one children. take it? " oh ok mr. president. love anyways" * kicks * well kids back pretty decent chance diying anyways.
til response a" catastrophic emergency ," united states government suspended replaced single , combined branch" coordinated" president , indefinitely. senate
til nasa pilots routinely intercepted defeated you. s. navy phantom iis mock dogfights , complaints navy put end harassment.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. overdue another #purge! people could wrap stop shitting many kids cause they're bored.
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. * 1905 , companies merged become nestl anglo-swiss condensed milk company , retaining name 1947. * good decision shorten nestl. dunno , think shortened anglo-swiss condensed milk company. roles tongue , know.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind. driving newer car awful people walking / biking front you. either honk look like inpatient asshole tread behind pissing drivers behind you.
til genghis khan tengrist , religiously tolerant interested learning philosophical moral lessons religions. consulted buddhist monks , muslims , christian missionaries , taoist monk qiu chuji. discriminate , would wipe entire populations regardless religious affiliation. progressive funny many modern world history texts starting think way. many ways , mongol empire ushered modernity , including fostering global trade. infuriating. empathy absolutely required properly understand history , modern historians routinely demonstrate lack empathy genghis khan's victims. seen nothing , 100 years speak great hitler was.
til carl jung sigmund freud met first time , talked thirteen hours straight
til 2002 fake sequel harry potter appeared china title" harry potter bao zuolong. " book consists text jrr tolkien's hobbit names changed harry potter characters. similar case 2009 book called" dan brown's lost symbol" published ( actual" lost symbol" ) just" picture dorian gray" names changed dan brown characters. hey , least stealing quality literature. right back go publish next game throne sequel china switching names quixote characters.
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged jules verne treasury kid , illustrations always blew away. think they're woodcuts? [URL] much wood would woodcutter cut woodcutter woodcut wood?
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax soon known as" retail credit agency" following congressional testimony. < two weeks later > okay , calling ourselves" credit mcchecky clown penis" literally name left. let's hope nothing goes wrong time. could always washington redskins credit agency rename trump credit agency. way , matter happens least 1/3 rd country believe anything bad lie.
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con really got role , good her! dunno , really catwoman play sexually-charged game basketball children watching? loop one , what's context? edit : oh god [ apologize put through. ] ( [URL] )
til sarcasm banned north korea
til matthew mcconaughey replaced owen wilson ' tropic thunder ' wilson's battle depression attempt suicide overdosing slitting wrists
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. think got idea movie? ? 93.6 % hollywood films inspired eric cartman. study done yale , can't seem find link however .. " um .. okay , : adam sandler like love girl. turns girl actually golden retriever something. " that's plot always sunny episode , except rickety cricket instead adam sandler. hilarious episode way.
til carl sagan wanted include" comes sun" message aliens , record company scared extraterrestrial copyright infringement.
til sandra bullock speaks fluent german , raised germany austria 12 years father worked you. s. army europe.
til name" canola oil" coined marketing reasons avoid using word" rape" , in" rapeseed oil" , product's name.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind. driving newer car awful people walking / biking front you. either honk look like inpatient asshole tread behind pissing drivers behind you.
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. mean , angel , likes customers? business owners thrive them.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. hahaha. that's cockroach's theme , though. mexican hat dance , also known el jarabe tapato. know tapatio sauce makes military breakfasts bearable. shitty powdered eggs grey ( reason ) cardboard bacon? liberal application tapatio mix together make okay skillet. tapatio , iirc , means" guadalajara" get wrong , also great basic sauce slather shit needs sauce get through. yep , means guadalajara think seen sauce mention. pretty good spice things up. although valentina best. el yucateco ya wimp
til 1851 , measuring tools precision one millionth inch.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. thought * fruit * would cure cancer. dads buddy swears ' cancer eats sugar ' diet slowly consumes .. sad_face
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. , got hired 15 times. that's positive. i'm met multiple women exactly like that. get hired drop hat garbage employees. helps good looking. real honest god discussion nicki minaj , hot? personally touch ten foot pole , looks like plastic monster. like blow-up doll human skin. guys actually find attractive?
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious.
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. wow amazing work dairy lobby
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til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. sound like shill big children.
david robinson grew tall ( 7 ' 0" graduation ) naval academy could served sea , hurting career us navy. instead leaving academy , compromise served two years shore duty
til carrie fisher got copy star wars holiday special george lucas ( exchange recording dvd commentary star wars ) showed parties ' mainly end night want people leave. '
til recordings existed alexander graham bell's voice wax cardboard disc discovered 2013. hear bell say scottish-tinged accent" hear voice. .. . alexander. . graham. . bell"
til colonel david stirling , founder sas , personally strangled 41 men.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. think got idea movie? ? 93.6 % hollywood films inspired eric cartman. study done yale , can't seem find link however ..
til paul revere actually shouted" regulars coming out" , not" british coming" , since massachusetts colonists still considered british citizens time.
til wilmer valderrama purchased vista cruiser used on" ' 70s show" $ 500 series ended. thanks fez longer say" son bitch" without accent.
manchester united equalled record draws single premier league season
til 2001 , united states ' military airdropped 2.4 million pop-tarts afghanistan us invasion.
til christianity , islam judaism worship abrahamic god. religious texts also feature many figures , histories places. jesus also muslim prophet.
til of" gish gallop" , fallacious debate tactic drowning opponent flood individually-weak arguments , opponent cannot possibly answer every falsehood real time. named after" duane gish" , prominent member creationist
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. everyone freaking : seal extinct. fact well listed as" least concern" - - furthest category from" extinct" . uneducated , furthest category extinct still extinction spectrum , every animal fit spectrum. like category field mice? edit : thanks answers guys! i'm authority , humans listed as" least concern" . likely latter.
til tic tacs mainly made sugar allowed labelled zero sugar per serving despite sugar due weight.
til word" meme" coined biologist richard dawkins refer ideas spread replicate darwinian fashion
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. oh fucking * god * , poor guy. blame slightest. like usbekestani gold put borat version anthem?
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. job's belief alternative medicine surprising. one point fruitarian believed fruitarians bo , bathe. iirc ashton kutcher tried replicate diet stop due development pancreatic issues.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. " boris yeltsin first words you. s. president clinton upon meeting 1995 , think o. j. it? " guy like relaxed uncle.
til steve jobs took acid , said" taking lsd profound experience , one important things life" would seem there's wide range experiences lsd. since often dark enough thoughts nightmares terrifying , i'd definitely rather risk it. maybe always disappointed bored experience every time tried it. maybe cheap stuff tried handful times life different" retailers. "
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero. rip. passed away yesterday. actually believe you. went checked .. fuck. r. i. p. married 70 years. holy shit. that's dedication .. sad_face poor stan lee where's doggo loves bot?
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. father 4 , 1 16 year old girl ; confirm kids best hit teens , blow half shared data plan 8 days think know every fucking thing. edit : data
til galveston , texas ruled french pirates 1816 1821
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. astounds story ," smithsonian expedition leave least two seals male female least give fighting chance beat extinction? " can't save species two individuals ; much inbreeding.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. nothing .. mormons baptize die! baptize people listed phone book. grandmother use baptize neighborhood kids / babies kitchen sink watching summer. catholic want babies going purgatory / hell. grew catholic .. non-clergy even baptisms? sounds weird.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. til anti-vaxers trying save economy. .. surprising revelation
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. yeh , maybe. he's filthy rich bullies basically scumbag losers. yeh. nice think , there's good chance bullies also successful ( obviously comparison average person , elon ). they're sa likely still lives there. that's essentially failed lottery life 101.
til chrysler built 55 turbine-powered cars 1963-1964. could run fuel could burn oxygen , including perfume tequila , produced 130 horsepower. nine still exist. jay leno one , shouldnt much surprise anybody loves cars. [URL] i'm told there's one unassuming warehouse know terre haute , indiana small car collection. told still ran 10 years ago , idles smoothly balance nickel edge air intake. never saw i've terre haute , offense town believe anything interesting there.
til pitbulls responsible fatal dog attacks america past 2 years unfortunately lot stem situational improper husbandry ignorance .. pitbulls rotties shitty dogs shitty people attracted them. world may never know.
til credit card" chip" technology ( aka emv ) rolled us almost 25 years old wait .. .. rolled out? chip cards you. s?
til sitting bull touring buffalo bill's wild west show , impressed annie oakley's shooting abilities charmed character gave name" little sure shot" symbolically adopted daughter. sounds suspiciously like something a" wild west show" promoter would come with. welcome like 85 percent us history " greatest country world" . founded genocide slavery. yup , checks out. countries participated genocide. difficult name country history participated genocide one way another.
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001.
til wwii british spies posed fake charity groups hand special monopoly games allied prisoners war. games compasses , maps , real money , useful tools escaping. part story never understand nazis give shit prisoners? would allow delivery first place? exactly known humanitarian concerns.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes method acting. helicopters middle earth. really got character. lot work die 1st movie trilogy. watch extended. watching brormir faramir actually act together amazing makes miss boromir instead despising trying take ring can't hate boromir wanting take ring .. ring evil , manipulative little shit
til michael jackson's estate continues allocate 20 % posthumous earnings various charities , specified will.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging * her" resurrection" also extent seen divine intervention , allowed go free. later life referred as" half-hangit maggie" *" well , tried. " i'm surprised assume witchcraft burn stake. historically failed executions considered act god ( divine intervention ) many common law jurisdictions. condemned released afterwards considered gods live. execute anyone then? god's surely he'd give pox.
til actors played brother sister on" dexter" began dating , fell love , got engaged , got married , got divorced , continuing play brother sister tv. there's something actress. kinda hot , sometimes , kinda strange looking.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. dolphin without hands? dolphin penises prehensile. like tentacles. take moment think that. til i'm never swimming ocean again.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. mother 4 year old 1.5 year old two friends round house , there's enough wine world. send supplies. kids , 1.5 year olds really friends? old enough age understand friendship?
til william bradford , governor plymouth colony , year old father died sent live grandfather , died two years later sent live mother , died one year later.
til actor martin sheen arrested total 66 times protesting acts civil disobedience - recently 2007 trespassing nevada nuclear test facility.
til you. state texas roughly 10 % larger france almost twice large germany.
til name tyrone irish county tyrone
til donald duck loved scandinavian countries sweden make illegal vote political elections. 2005 norway 1/4 total population read donald duck magazine , and" donaldism" became thing.
til terry kath band chigaco's last words were" worry .. look , clip even it" - putting pistol temple pulling trigger.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen [ knew ] ( [URL] ) edit : seriously , [ knew ] ( [URL] ). jesus christ. anyone marketing stop say" hey , maybe guy lying back , mouth wide open , eyes closed. sort looks like getting facial. " i've never seen water ad person drinking missing mouth
til von trapp family , made famous sound music , lost fortune great depression , children's singing careers purely way earn livelihood.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets.
til gary webb , reporter san jose mercury news first broke story cia involvement cocaine trade , found dead with" two gunshot wounds head. " death , 2004 , ruled cia bad news. whether dealing drugs , providing children pedophiles , assassinating foreign heads state , acts completely without moral compass.
til 1983 , caddies masters tournament black. due clubs tradition. * indeed , club co-founder clifford roberts reputed said ," long i'm alive , golfers white , caddies black. " * prediction probably turned correct well killed 3rd hole 1977 yes correct
til anyone sworn statewide county office judgeship kentucky must declare oath participated , acted second otherwise assisted duel.
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold
til steve jobs took acid , said" taking lsd profound experience , one important things life" whenever see posts lsd think ," huh , that's one things i'd like try lifetime" . remember idea would even go safely acquiring , even netherlands.
til singer peanut butter jelly time passed away eleven-hour standoff police even snoop dogg brother-in-law tried convince surrender.
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. amazingly , every guns n roses band member appetite destruction still alive. motley too? like f..? none hold candle ozzy. he's actually donating body science dies figure lived drugs alcohol. prince darkness , whatever want.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. months sea probably care ship's integrity compromised .. " well guys looks like we're gonna stay fix boat. darn. " captain ; got bad news lads. ship literally falling apart stay .. sailors : woohoo! captain : .. nails .. sailors : mutiny! " rape pillage get nails back go home! "
til star wars , yoda's unusual speaking style maintained estonian dubs movie , grammatically correct.
til thalidomide , infamous morning sickness drug caused severe birth defects , never approved use us single reviewer fda think tested enough , resisted industry pressure approve drug anyway. mom told prescription thalidomide carrying , decided save money put morning sickness.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. thought * fruit * would cure cancer. dads buddy swears ' cancer eats sugar ' diet slowly consumes .. sad_face
til since speak much english , first english speaking role , antonio banderas learn lines phonetically
til yreka , california , bakery operated 100 years called yreka bakery , formed palindrome. business closed gallery opened spot , named yrella gallery would also form palindrome. cool see hometown reddit! glad know forgotten smirk_face
til queen band world every member written least 3 number ones , meaning whole band songwriter's hall fame
til aztecs made swords embedded prismatic obsidian blades far sharper even high quality present day steel razor blades. bonus , obsidian brittle break bone , making injury much brutal. good also shattered spanish steel. fucking pay win dlc. op plz nerf. buy conquistador pack $ 19.99! enemy wont know smit them.
til genghis khan tengrist , religiously tolerant interested learning philosophical moral lessons religions. consulted buddhist monks , muslims , christian missionaries , taoist monk qiu chuji. discriminate , would wipe entire populations regardless religious affiliation.
til pitbulls responsible fatal dog attacks america past 2 years unfortunately lot stem situational improper husbandry ignorance .. pitbulls rotties shitty dogs shitty people attracted them. world may never know.
til donald duck loved scandinavian countries sweden make illegal vote political elections. 2005 norway 1/4 total population read donald duck magazine , and" donaldism" became thing. confirm. norwegian. tons comics. teenagers even adults read them. they're cutesy childish traditional disney stuff. fascinating decendents vikings donald duck magazine collectors.
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. * 1905 , companies merged become nestl anglo-swiss condensed milk company , retaining name 1947. * good decision shorten nestl. dunno , think shortened anglo-swiss condensed milk company. roles tongue , know.
til people red hair sensitive thermal pain , less sensitive electrically induced pain , require larger amounts anesthetics people without red hair due mutation melanocortin 1 receptor.
til richard shot crossbow , died summoned boy , assumed he'd executed. instead , forgave boy sent away 100 shillings. richard died , boy hanged.
til final explosion krakatoa measured 310 db , loud enough heard perfectly clearly 3,100 miles away.
til pepsi's progressive president 1940s led marketing campaign put african americans positive light , cornering untapped market taking advantage coca-cola's hesitance hire black workers.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " he's like actor take every script he's given yet remains highly respected still offered great roles. nic cage started ( he's oscar winner ) destroyed career. nic cage already peaked con air face / off. cannot top performances matter are. enjoyed matchstick men loathe nic cage , weatherman amazing movie. what's reasoning behind loathing him? even like he's bad dude. understand cage hate. like i'm mega fan , understand hate.
til table beer served belgian schools 1980s. proposed re-introduce low alcohol beer ( < 1.5 % abv ) schools healthier alternative softdrinks.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " he's like actor take every script he's given yet remains highly respected still offered great roles. nic cage started ( he's oscar winner ) destroyed career. nic cage already peaked con air face / off. cannot top performances matter are. enjoyed matchstick men loathe nic cage , weatherman amazing movie.
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity. man 86 years old? even botox limits.
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. [ business casual video nestle ] ( [URL] ) , good watch. [ graphic shown video's intro ] ( [URL] ) illuminating.
til inventor tang , also invented pop rocks , cool whip , form instant-set jell-o , convenience foods.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. think got idea movie? ? 93.6 % hollywood films inspired eric cartman. study done yale , can't seem find link however .. eat pudding movie?
til george foreman originally paid 40 % profits endorsing george foreman grill. peak grill's sales , making 4.5 million dollars month. garage sales still awash things. almost bad shake weight , nutri bullet , soda stream. except grills awesome. always wondered made good burgers.
til ravens observed calling wolves site dead animals open carcass leave scraps accessible them.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. yeh , maybe. he's filthy rich bullies basically scumbag losers. yeh. nice think , there's good chance bullies also successful ( obviously comparison average person , elon ). they're sa likely still lives there. that's essentially failed lottery life 101.
til woman jumped 86th floor empire state building , blown back onto ledge 85th floor gust wind.
til billionaire oil tycoon j. paul getty installed pay phone mansion guests use would billed calls.
til vietnam war 800 murders attempted murders superior officers enlisted soldiers investigated. term ' fragging ' coined due popular use fragmentation grenades commit murders.
til penn jillette said interview big part penn & teller's success longevity due never close friends
til penn jillette penn teller painted finger nails red joke response mother telling get manicure people would looking hands , always keeps one finger nail painted red memory mother.
til west germany fully decriminalised homosexual acts males 1994 criminal law needed reconciliation law east germany , decriminalised since 1968
til cassowary's reputation disemboweling killing humans result local folklore. one recorded case fatal attack 89 years ago.
til michael jackson's estate continues allocate 20 % posthumous earnings various charities , specified will.
til walk disturbance ( person worried walk may lose balance ) may appear social anxiety , especially passing group people.
til 2013 study connecticut college revealed oreos might addictive cocaine
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance holy shit , exactly came say. nuke too? implications comment massively scary. mean , many people would willingly stay sub
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. thread r / sex yesterday using microscope form contraception. that's how. wait .. can't say link explain need know [URL] people condoms? feel good. makes sex less fun. folk say make difference straight lying themselves.
til dogs laugh. make laugh-like sounds tickled playing , sounds positive effect puppies hearing them.
til honey bees ejaculate forcefully penises explode. kills honey bee.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. * soup meal.
til roman mile defined 1,00 paces. armies would leave mile markers every 1,00 steps marched ; result , well-fed armies marching fast pace marked longer miles.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. til anti-vaxers trying save economy. .. surprising revelation look little johnny , city needs new library. can't afford let live. kids.
til prisoners female-only concentration camp ravensbruck purposefully sewed socks thin heels toes german soldier's feet would get sore.
til airedale terriers carried messages soldiers wwi dedicated duties. one named ' jack ' ran half mile enemy fire. made headquarters jaw broken one leg badly splintered died delivering message
til yreka , california , bakery operated 100 years called yreka bakery , formed palindrome. business closed gallery opened spot , named yrella gallery would also form palindrome.
til brig. gen. otis howard right arm amputated wounded battle , fellow union brig. gen. philip kearny ( lost left arm american-mexican war ) later remarked ," general , buy
til george foreman originally paid 40 % profits endorsing george foreman grill. peak grill's sales , making 4.5 million dollars month. garage sales still awash things. almost bad shake weight , nutri bullet , soda stream. except grills awesome. always wondered made good burgers.
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches wait cockroaches bite? ?? worry , sleeping inside mouth. inside ear
til - men 20s ejaculate often may impart protections prostate cancer later life.
since 1956 paris exclusively twinned rome -" paris worthy rome ; rome worthy paris. "
til cocaine alcohol nearly identical rates addiction
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero. rip. passed away yesterday.
til washington generals broke 2495 - game losing streak accidentally beating harlem globetrotters 100-99
til 17th century , roman catholic church ruled beavers fish could eaten fridays.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging r / accidentalpun that's great sub , thanks roping in! loop. puns tight! ! #do get it? noose tight. still get it.
.. jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank surroundings. imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " " nested simulations would taxing systems. we'll make physically impossible. "" how? "" i'm sure , we'll make something like speed light. "
til jordan peele's" get out" made $ 252.4 million worldwide box office , 55 times production budget $ 4.5 million.
til michael jackson would requested wine served diet coke cans flights , want kids see drinking alcohol.
til mike myers loosely based dr. evil character former snl boss lorne micheals. dr. evil's phrase" throw frickin ' bone , people ," supposedly something michaels said many times script
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. south park something told watch whilst growing up. never really gave much time recently. always saw childish trash. blown away social commentary good show actually is.
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. wow amazing work dairy lobby
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging r / accidentalpun that's great sub , thanks roping in! loop. puns tight! ! #do get it? noose tight. still get it.
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero. rip. passed away yesterday.
til marine col. henry pierson crowe served wwi , banana wars , wwii , korean war , silver star bronze star guadalcanal , telling men" never get purple heart hiding
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. many confused. answer homeowner's insurance likely umbrella coverage. insurance clearly covered acts caused residents household. result , victims could sue parents actually get damages. homeowners insurance include? yep , umbrella policy. one added mine. $ 1 million covers pretty much anything around $ 300 / year. whats funny teenager moves it'll drop $ 120 / year!
til donald duck loved scandinavian countries sweden make illegal vote political elections. 2005 norway 1/4 total population read donald duck magazine , and" donaldism" became thing.
til male chicks born egg farms , considered useless. thus , disposed , grinding alive.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging fishwife hanged murdering illegitimate infant shortly birth. well blame then. gave birth ungodly human / fish chimera would expect do? kill get's big. mean , makes sense me. think stay size whatever container keep
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero. rip. passed away yesterday. sad numerous levels. usually , one spouse passes far behind. that's usually spouses old. fallacy with" retire , die" . people usually retire they're top notch ..
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold hoa's : even once. usually" hoa's : never again" , folks get wise previous home shopping. grew without hoas , grew family farm , surrounded ritzy subdivisions hoas , heard nothing horror stories them. got place , refused accept anything hoa. consider hoa neighborhoods purchasing. deal shitty neighbors occasion , price freedom. sounds like hoa guarantees least one shitty neighbour anyway.
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. dunno , think shortened anglo-swiss condensed milk company. roles tongue , know. anglo milk sounds dirty contrary superior purest white milk buy , produced master race anglo aryan mountain cows. [ disturbingly relevant ] ( [URL] )
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. everyone freaking : seal extinct. fact well listed as" least concern" - - furthest category from" extinct" . uneducated , furthest category extinct still extinction spectrum , every animal fit spectrum. like category field mice? edit : thanks answers guys!
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us
til singer peanut butter jelly time passed away eleven-hour standoff police even snoop dogg brother-in-law tried convince surrender.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. actual source wiki link book ' silk roads ' peter frankopan. ever read" years rice salt" kim stanley robinson? fiction , would've happened black death killed 90 % europe instead 50 %. good read.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. worried purity drugs? visit nearest police station illegal drugs tested - free charge! i'm pick free boat
til matthew mcconaughey replaced owen wilson ' tropic thunder ' wilson's battle depression attempt suicide overdosing slitting wrists
til clippy unpopular time , part windows xp's marketing making people aware could disable him.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. * soup meal. soup sandwich - - that's meal! , fucking not. anything , white person meal. mexico actually consider meals events spend time families , something eat breakroom white company work
til 1621 dutch hired japanese mercenaries murder 40 inhabitants bandaneira island , lucrative source nutmeg. 12,00- 15,00 residents 1,00 killed forced leave island dutch created nutmeg monopoly.
til o. j. simpson's 1995 verdict announcement murder , long-distance calls declined 58 % , trading new york stock exchange decreased 41 % , water usage decreased , estimated $
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. think got idea movie? ? 93.6 % hollywood films inspired eric cartman. study done yale , can't seem find link however .. " um .. okay , : adam sandler like love girl. turns girl actually golden retriever something. " that's plot always sunny episode , except rickety cricket instead adam sandler. hilarious episode way. i'm massive always sunny fan thought episode bit weak.
til sir isaac newton , master royal mint , personally went undercover bars taverns root rampant counterfeiting , high treason ( punishable hanged , drawn quartered ). successfully prosecuted 28
til : samuel morse invented telegraph received letter wife's failing health .. she'd died.
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. * 1905 , companies merged become nestl anglo-swiss condensed milk company , retaining name 1947. * good decision shorten nestl. dunno , think shortened anglo-swiss condensed milk company. roles tongue , know.
til scrappy-doo , widely considered one hated characters fiction , appeared animated scooby-doo production since 1988 due audience backlash.
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. say find job love , never work day life. little tougher happen love smoking drinking whiskey , done. forget swallowing raw eggs. would raw eggs make voice rough? raw eggs would line throat could gargling harsh sounds without damaging vocal chords hurting throat. it'd like thick milkshake attempting extreme metal vocals.
til hairy frog known the" wolverine frog" thought intentionally break toe bones force sharp" claws" flesh means defence.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes " * reason , parts play , like boromir ned stark , life online long afterwards. keep seeing - call - memes? " * - sean bean he's us. shit. we've discovered. everybody scatter! memes man? ! cops gonna find them! either flush ' em shove ' em ass , one , get sight! edit : f.. , i've never even watched rick morty. reference unintentional.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging i've heard" ~ ~ hung ~ ~ hanged neck dead" many times never thought anything it. cool. cool cool cool. edit : til correct time say hanged referring killing person
til yreka , california , bakery operated 100 years called yreka bakery , formed palindrome. business closed gallery opened spot , named yrella gallery would also form palindrome. cool see hometown reddit! glad know forgotten smirk_face hey fellow yrekian!
til gino bartali - champion italian cyclist. wwii , cycled italy carrying messages italian resistance. even smuggled jews wagon secret compartment telling people part training.
til male dolphins sometimes masturbate wrapping live eel around penis
til aztec empire one first societies mandatory education children regardless gender rank.
til thomas jefferson kept shetland sheep white house. attacked several people , killed small boy , eventually called" abominable animal" .
til sitting bull touring buffalo bill's wild west show , impressed annie oakley's shooting abilities charmed character gave name" little sure shot" symbolically adopted daughter. sounds suspiciously like something a" wild west show" promoter would come with. welcome like 85 percent us history " greatest country world" . founded genocide slavery. yup , checks out.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. thought * fruit * would cure cancer. even , thought fruit ( i. e. little fibery sugar-bombs ) would cure pancreatic cancer ( pancreas , i. e. organ breaks sugar ). short question siri could told bad doubt it. ever used siri? probably would asked ," alternative diets effective fighting pancreatic cancer? " would say" searching internet ' oral native affection five panda answer '" .
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims also sadistic beleif ill suffer , often denying basic comforts medicine. piece shit person hid guise charity got away mostly hid people made others uncomfortable ( ill ).
til jaleel white hated playing role steve urkel in" family matters. " series cancelled , said ," ever see character , take put bullet head put misery. "
til medal honor recipient , master sergeant roy benavidez. 37 wounds bullets , bayonets , shrapnel. thought dead , spit face doctor zipping body bag.
til johann tetzel , indulgence salesman martin luther's time , asked indulgence could purchased future sins. said yes , later beaten robbed buyer , said act future sin question.
til ryan gosling watching" rambo" took knives school threw children.
til credit card" chip" technology ( aka emv ) rolled us almost 25 years old damn. they'll probably phase europe soon far know already begun talking that. sure replacing nfc. denmark new cards contact-less. use pin purchases 30 $. brit seems strange me. uk card machines accept pin amount , contactless works payments 30.
til jaleel white hated playing role steve urkel in" family matters. " series cancelled , said ," ever see character , take put bullet head put misery. "
til term checkmate , according barnhart etymological dictionary , alteration persian phrase" shh mt" ( ) means , literally ," king helpless"
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels. " shrieking eels" 30 understand reference
til tic tacs mainly made sugar allowed labelled zero sugar per serving despite sugar due weight.
til actor martin sheen arrested total 66 times protesting acts civil disobedience - recently 2007 trespassing nevada nuclear test facility.
til seinfeld episode" revenge" based experience screenwriter larry david , quit job saturday night live , felt made mistake reached home , returned following morning nothing happened.
til man arrested warrant 2016 returning copy movie freddy got fingered. tom green agreed pay fines outrageous sum
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. dwight right. need new plague! !! one make sick ..
til actors played brother sister on" dexter" began dating , fell love , got engaged , got married , got divorced , continuing play brother sister tv.
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til medal honor recipient thomas baker asked left behind japanese counter attack saipan due wounded. asked 1 pistol 8 bullets. returning us army found corpse 8 dead japanese.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. raccoon hacked bank america account transferred money checking offshore account cayman islands. raccoon stole 20 dollars?
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government.
til nipplegate , janet jackson blacklisted viacom's properties , including vh1 / mtv / cbs / clear channel radio stations , uninvited grammys , lost acting gigs , statue mickey
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. 1. rent plane 2. bless rain clouds fly , turn local downfall holy water 3. secretly baptise everyone 4. ~ ~? ?? ~ ~ collect tithes 5. profit get priests sanctify local water supply acround world. baptise everyone every time shower. nope , priests bless 1 birdbath full water time source : holly bibble
til wasabi vapour effect similar smelling salts , property exploited create smoke alarms deaf.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. reminded ted talk one shooter's mother did. however , page crashing now. , reddit thread that? ted tedx? what's difference?
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time * know of. yea , like half animals ocean specific breeding grounds. right , necessarily mean they're capable communicating location distance breeding grounds members species - something ants , bees , ravens humans do. dolphins?
til iconic opening sound used law order known as" clang" amalgamation nearly dozen sounds , including actual gavel , jail door slamming , five hundred japanese monks walking across hardwood
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. til $ 14 million budget , major hollywood actors , major hollywood filmmaker , film company owned comcast , qualify independent filmmaking. edit. great. top comment snide remark. rip previous also think sp came gay cowboy idea. also recall pudding eating. guess know lingo then. eat poopoo
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. [ removed ]
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly want smile mean .. wanna talk , buddy? he's buddy , pal he's pal , friend. friend , guy.
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league least qualified european competition we're capable winning .. enjoy maccabi tel aviv away cunts tel aviv lovely city really. let's hope they're miserable.
til giant panda chi chi sexually attracted humans refused attempts mating giant pandas. instead made full sexual self-presentation zookeepers.
til jeffrey dahmer inspired emperor return jedi. wanted build a" temple" victims ' skulls could sit absorb a" spiritural force power"
til columbus , ohio larger population cincinnati cleveland combined yet nfl , nba mlb teams. cleveland cincinnati 5
til medal honor recipient thomas baker asked left behind japanese counter attack saipan due wounded. asked 1 pistol 8 bullets. returning us army found corpse 8 dead japanese. asked bullets.
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. child , john markle , murdered entire family killing investigated fraud.
til pitbulls responsible fatal dog attacks america past 2 years
til historians believe fate christianity hinged battle tours arab invasion force defeated frankish force present-day france , preventing spread islam western europe preserving christianity religion europe.
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league
til : today's average teenagers know vastly milky way galaxies professional astronomers 100 years ago. reason average teenager seen naked people adult 100 years ago. 100 + years ago , naked people adults seen parents , siblings [ cousins ] ( [URL] )
til chrysler built 55 turbine-powered cars 1963-1964. could run fuel could burn oxygen , including perfume tequila , produced 130 horsepower. nine still exist.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. nothing .. mormons baptize die! baptize people listed phone book. grandmother use baptize neighborhood kids / babies kitchen sink watching summer. catholic want babies going purgatory / hell.
til michael jackson would requested wine served diet coke cans flights , want kids see drinking alcohol. always put heroin epipen. epi-pens intramuscular injections. heroin vascular.
til honey bees ejaculate forcefully penises explode. kills honey bee. , technically speaking , mate life.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. til $ 14 million budget , major hollywood actors , major hollywood filmmaker , film company owned comcast , qualify independent filmmaking. edit. great. top comment snide remark. rip previous
til darko milicic , drafted 2nd overall 2003 nba draft ( carmelo anthony , dwyane wade chris bosh ) currently apple farmer serbia.
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league
til colt 45 malt liquors former slogan was" works every time"
til marvel's first movie , howard duck , bombed box office. cost estimated $ 37 million , grossed $ 38 million internationally , netting $ 1 million.
til eleven cases blood alcohol content higher 1 % , poland holds five last one painful. every little tiny scratch scrape body soaked alcohol time. another note , may hold record cleanest person human history. hope fell asleep tub lay think get got progressively drunk. maybe thought she'd revolutionized alcohol consumption. didn't. i'll leave [ ] ( [URL] ) .. [ may seen informal version ] ( [URL] )
til 1984 mcdonalds offered free big macs , fries , coke gold silver bronze olympics. year soviet union boycotted us olympics therefore us got many medals expected became huge failure
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen [ knew ] ( [URL] ) edit : seriously , [ knew ] ( [URL] ). jesus christ. anyone marketing stop say" hey , maybe guy lying back , mouth wide open , eyes closed. sort looks like getting facial. " i've never seen water ad person drinking missing mouth like [ women laughing salads ] ( [URL] ) stock photo thing.
til bill skarsgard ( pennywise ) , alexander skarsgard ( tarzan legend tarzan ) gustaf skarsgard ( floki vikings ) sons stellan skarsgard ( erik selvig thor , good hunting
til snooker player ronnie o'sullivan accused disrespect opponent using opposite hand take shot. prove bringing game disrepute , played 3 frames left-hand former world championship runner-up , winning 3.
til 2002 fake sequel harry potter appeared china title" harry potter bao zuolong. " book consists text jrr tolkien's hobbit names changed harry potter characters.
til battle germantown , 177 , cease fire called due small terrier wandering battlefield.
til british supermarket chain iceland eu-wide trademark name , take legal action icelandic companies use it. icelandic government applied trademark invalidated , far without success.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind. space race byproduct developing icbms .. spacex merely clever front future top time post / r / prorevenge ..
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen [ knew ] ( [URL] ) edit : seriously , [ knew ] ( [URL] ). jesus christ. anyone marketing stop say" hey , maybe guy lying back , mouth wide open , eyes closed. sort looks like getting facial. " i've never seen water ad person drinking missing mouth like [ women laughing salads ] ( [URL] ) stock photo thing.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. think got idea movie? ? 93.6 % hollywood films inspired eric cartman. study done yale , can't seem find link however .. " um .. okay , : adam sandler like love girl. turns girl actually golden retriever something. " that's plot always sunny episode , except rickety cricket instead adam sandler. hilarious episode way.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! "
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. eel ok afterwards? wondering.
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con fucked fight someone off. even read article? three sentences. someone else assaulted stepped help.
.. aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank surroundings. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " " nested simulations would taxing systems. we'll make physically impossible. "" how? "" i'm sure , we'll make something like speed light. " speed light clock speed cpu runs universe. quantum entaglement software's compression algorthm work. expansion universe done via server upgrades. sleep resource management
til - edison died nikola tesla wrote negative obituary nyt - made fun hygiene work ethic
til cassowary's reputation disemboweling killing humans result local folklore. one recorded case fatal attack 89 years ago.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. [URL] hahaha. that's cockroach's theme , though. mexican hat dance , also known el jarabe tapato. know tapatio sauce makes military breakfasts bearable. shitty powdered eggs grey ( reason ) cardboard bacon? liberal application tapatio mix together make okay skillet. tapatio , iirc , means" guadalajara" get wrong , also great basic sauce slather shit needs sauce get through. also pretty good sign restaurant more-or-less authentic. edit : guess wrong. todo : try valentina.
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. tall 78 storeys? well storey floor 78 floors tall floor? long piece string? many roads must man walk , call man?
til 2013 study connecticut college revealed oreos might addictive cocaine
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters. german. til kill shelters. too. shelter kill doggos? bc underfunded. either killed , literally looks like concentration camp. got funding , could no-kill shelters. us no-kill shelters.
til scrappy-doo , widely considered one hated characters fiction , appeared animated scooby-doo production since 1988 due audience backlash.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind. driving newer car awful people walking / biking front you. either honk look like inpatient asshole tread behind pissing drivers behind you. need add button activates speaker projects forward smooth spoken word gospel album performed musk medium volume. look next model joking , really need polite version horn. like ," woo-hoo , i'm behind you! "
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. job's belief alternative medicine surprising. one point fruitarian believed fruitarians bo , bathe. iirc ashton kutcher tried replicate diet stop due development pancreatic issues. movie role?
til british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested.
til donald duck loved scandinavian countries sweden make illegal vote political elections. 2005 norway 1/4 total population read donald duck magazine , and" donaldism" became thing. confirm. norwegian. tons comics. teenagers even adults read them. they're cutesy childish traditional disney stuff. fascinating decendents vikings donald duck magazine collectors. us never vikings. norsemen , yes , raiders. anime manga big there? e. g. one punch man , attack titans , dragon ball super
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " except one suggested civilian able guns. middle ground britain old american west. edit : sith deals absolutes ; c
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. months sea probably care ship's integrity compromised .. " well guys looks like we're gonna stay fix boat. darn. " captain ; got bad news lads. ship literally falling apart stay .. sailors : woohoo! captain : .. nails .. sailors : mutiny! " rape pillage get nails back go home! " " ah , royal majesty , * barbaric * tribes attacked us stole screws , .. attacked back screws. that's took us long return home. "
.. jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank surroundings. imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " " nested simulations would taxing systems. we'll make physically impossible. "" how? "" i'm sure , we'll make something like speed light. "
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance.
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged league ~ ~ light ~ ~ little 5.5 km. 20,00 would 110,00 km. earth measures 12,750 km across equator. go 20,00 leagues deep , would end 17.6 thousand leagues space.
til siege , mongols catapulted corpses infected plague city walls infect inhabitants.
til credit card" chip" technology ( aka emv ) rolled us almost 25 years old
til beanie babies , height popularity , accounted 10 % ebay traffic collectors insured purchases thousands dollars.
til writing staff futurama held 3 ph. d. , seven master's degrees , cumulatively 50 years harvard university. series writer patric m. verrone stated ," easily overeducated cartoon writers history"
til ellie kemper ( office , unbreakable kimmy schmidt , crazy blow job girl ) one wealthiest families state missouri granddaughter mildred lane kemper , namesake mildred lane kemper art
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " [ removed ]
til johnny carson joked tonight show nonexistent toilet paper shortage led eventual panic buying leaving store shelves empty causing real shortage lasted weeks
til 7 players tournament big 4 competed. stan one since 2010
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters. german. til kill shelters. too. shelter kill doggos? no-kill shelters over-crowded selective dogs take funding infinite. un-adoptable dogs no-kill shelters wait agony die. better kill them? know man , sounds wrong.
til directing jurassic park , spielberg saw cgi t. rex , said stop motion animator phil tippett ," job ," tippett replied ," mean extinct? ". spielberg later incorporated dialogue
til name hotmail chosen contains html , originally styled hotmail. feel super dumb never putting together. even joked lot html pronounced" hut mull. " close , never made connection. we're like 2 peas pod. like 2 bundle sticks. technical term faggot. thinking hotmale.com.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " i've never heard this" superman iv" .. low budget movie terrible plot bad acting? / almost sarcasm try pretend idea never came like idea nicholas cage considered superman role. budget superman n64 believe remember grandparents buying [ game ] ( [URL] ) excited end week threw fucking trash what? flying rings cup tea? [ worst 7 minutes 37 seconds ever ] ( [URL] )
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. amazingly , every guns n roses band member appetite destruction still alive. motley too? like f..? none hold candle ozzy. he's actually donating body science dies figure lived drugs alcohol. prince darkness , whatever want. another ( formerly ) insanely alcohol addled" prince darkness" still alive form alice cooper. maybe consider possibility made deal devil
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged well writer. best words. tremendous writer " sad" bigly
til almost albums , lenny kravitz sang songs , everything else : played guitar , bass , drums , percussions produced himself.
til asked he'd punched man who'd hit raw egg , uk politician john prescott said following tony blair's orders ," connect electorate. "
til actor martin sheen married woman 56 years
til thomas jefferson kept shetland sheep white house. attacked several people , killed small boy , eventually called" abominable animal" . adorab - wait , * killed * child? back then? presidents goat killed one children. take it? " oh ok mr. president. love anyways" * kicks * well kids back pretty decent chance diying anyways.
til three gorges dam china massive slowed rotation earth
til : carthaginian explorer hanno reached ivory coast ~ 600-500 bc , thought gorillas race humans tried capture some. ended killing violent took skins back carthage put display.
til dave chappelle offered role bubba forrest gump turned thought movie would unsuccessful.
til ted kaczynski ( unabomber ) updated alumni information harvard 2012 : called eight life sentences" awards" current occupation as" prisoner"
til common" save" icon depiction obsolete external writable storage device called floppy disk.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly like high school history stuff , anyway. covered either ap euro world , american semi confidently say particular event really talked american high school.
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con fucked fight someone off. even read article? three sentences. someone else assaulted stepped help.
til vladimir great russia confronted choice converting russia christianity islam. eventually chose christianity , islamic teaching alcohol , saying ," drinking joy rus '. cannot exist without pleasure. "
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. actually worked called alternative medicine. would called medicine.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! "
til anyone sworn statewide county office judgeship kentucky must declare oath participated , acted second otherwise assisted duel.
til honey bees ejaculate forcefully penises explode. kills honey bee.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. many confused. answer homeowner's insurance likely umbrella coverage. insurance clearly covered acts caused residents household. result , victims could sue parents actually get damages. homeowners insurance include? yep , umbrella policy. one added mine. $ 1 million covers pretty much anything around $ 300 / year. whats funny teenager moves it'll drop $ 120 / year! homeowner without kids : umbrella f-ing cheap stupid it. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never.
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters. work? wouldnt point overrun? think allowed run part law question. , think meant dogs. dogs allowed drive germany.
til former french president flix faure , died getting bj office
.. service would not. scum ball company ( evidence former customer ) way support again. must nice. comcast monopoly entire city outside satellite providers. wanna spend 100 bucks cable internet? ok fine get any. get internet * * cable less $ 100? witchcraft this? signed , canadian comes like 110 believe , pay bill get paid ; that's basic cable mind internet caps like 4mb / dl want say? state sanctioned robbery. $ 110? ? month? ! even afford starbucks? ? point others far worse ( looking everyone world feasible access internet way shape form ). sound like entitled brat. seriously ,
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " gene hackman asked starred superman said" give 2 million reasons why" particularly great reasons , taken together , become impossible refuse. wait minute , superman good though! ! f..! !! ?? superman iv however i've never heard this" superman iv" .. low budget movie terrible plot bad acting? / almost sarcasm try pretend idea never came like idea nicholas cage considered superman role. budget superman n64 believe
til australian prime minister named harold holt served 1966 1967. one day , office , went swim disappeared without trace.
til greek mythology zeus thought earth overpopulated trojan war instigated depopulate earth.
lewandowski best topscorer poland history best top scorer .. eh? definitely worst top scorer. technically he's best worst top scorer he's best goal scorer , he's worst goal scorer. he's goal scorer
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. evaded secret service managed make whitehouse grounds whilst underwear. someone shat brick night. either none whitehouse security team balls man handle russian premier back indoors , yeltsin drunk af embarrassing russia problem , choke holding head state diplomatic incident
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. til $ 14 million budget , major hollywood actors , major hollywood filmmaker , film company owned comcast , qualify independent filmmaking. edit. great. top comment snide remark. rip previous
til thomas jefferson kept shetland sheep white house. attacked several people , killed small boy , eventually called" abominable animal" . adorab - wait , * killed * child? back then? presidents goat killed one children. take it? " oh ok mr. president. love anyways" * kicks * well kids back pretty decent chance diying anyways.
til despite useful properties , dandelion grown regarded weed , result rise lawn culture marketing pesticide companies.
til chrysler built 55 turbine-powered cars 1963-1964. could run fuel could burn oxygen , including perfume tequila , produced 130 horsepower. nine still exist.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " they're realizing able transcend it. even beginning believe real chance within lifetimes. " " damn. sim 7422 reached awareness again. wipe start over. "
students avoid making eye contact could guilty racism , oxford university says
til steve-o clown graduated ringling brothers barnum & bailey clown college
til single asteroid , named hebe , origin 40 % meteorites hit earth.
til three four longest recorded sniper kills canadians
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. *
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes method acting. helicopters middle earth.
til nintendo sued galoob prevent release nes cheating device , game genie ; legal battle followed. sega genesis version , sega allowed release , officially licensed it.
til star wars , yoda's unusual speaking style maintained estonian dubs movie , grammatically correct.
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league traditions broken. sunderland go , arsenal fail make top 4. leicester broke football spurs arsenal , too. wenger beating mourinho
til aztec empire one first societies mandatory education children regardless gender rank.
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. trouble believing would good customer facing employee .. especially service role. i'd rather face service roll anyway follow me. nicki minaj often like pizza chinese buffet. see , respect , i'm feeling moment.
til directing jurassic park , spielberg saw cgi t. rex , said stop motion animator phil tippett ," job ," tippett replied ," mean extinct? ". spielberg later incorporated dialogue
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. * soup meal. depends soup. pho soup meal. mostly non-soup parts.
til 2002 fake sequel harry potter appeared china title" harry potter bao zuolong. " book consists text jrr tolkien's hobbit names changed harry potter characters. similar case 2009 book called" dan brown's lost symbol" published ( actual" lost symbol" ) just" picture dorian gray" names changed dan brown characters. hey , least stealing quality literature. right back go publish next game throne sequel china switching names quixote characters.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. *
til grizzly bears feared respected native americans hunting required company 4 10 warriors done preparation ceremoniality intertribal warfare. * * til 2008 sleuth 30 bears besieged platinum mining compound olyotorsky district northern kamchatka. two guards killed prevented workers leaving homes * * article! oh god , they're organizing.
til brig. gen. otis howard right arm amputated wounded battle , fellow union brig. gen. philip kearny ( lost left arm american-mexican war ) later remarked ," general , buy
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. thought * fruit * would cure cancer. dads buddy swears ' cancer eats sugar ' diet slowly consumes .. sad_face
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. * soup meal. soup sandwich - - that's meal! , fucking not. anything , white person meal. mexico actually consider meals events spend time families , something eat breakroom white company work
til eagles '" hotel california" written twilight zone styled metaphor l. a. beverly hills strange inhabitants. steely knives reference steely dan , inspired band bold lyrics.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. worried purity drugs? visit nearest police station illegal drugs tested - free charge! i'm pick free boat
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. actually worked called alternative medicine. would called medicine. laughing loud , one good friends rant likes there's thing short cut giving directions. " faster easier route , ' way '"
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone.
til anyone sworn statewide county office judgeship kentucky must declare oath participated , acted second otherwise assisted duel.
til davy crockett , congressman you. s. house representatives , opposed president andrew jackson's 1830 indian removal act member tennessee delegation vote it. six years later died defending alamo.
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league actually find el interesting comp. teams every year. refreshing tourny lot different ' big ' teams every year , bar sevilla they're interesting honestly believe champo league good gets terms quality football oh 100 % , terms excitement variety el. variety? yes. excitement? debateable. cl exciting moments football life. they're great tbh i'm glad el getting attention days. fair enough! may getting bit carried away. never forget 2005
til credit card" chip" technology ( aka emv ) rolled us almost 25 years old wait .. .. rolled out? chip cards you. s?
til slipknot's third album contains almost zero profanity response critics said vocalist corey taylor relied swearing lyrics
til tic tacs mainly made sugar allowed labelled zero sugar per serving despite sugar due weight.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. also remember hearing china big homeless population worried optics shown exposed olympics .. sudden homeless problem. tell world solved homelessness sounds like could great lot people right? chinese way could _eliminate_ homelessness. low caust
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. til $ 14 million budget , major hollywood actors , major hollywood filmmaker , film company owned comcast , qualify independent filmmaking. edit. great. top comment snide remark. rip previous also think sp came gay cowboy idea. also recall pudding eating. guess know lingo then. eat poopoo
til galveston , texas ruled french pirates 1816 1821
til picture severed japanese head tank turret published life magazine february 1 , 1943 , generated less protest letters image mistreated cat issue.
til : original 1983 v miniseries inspired 1935 novel happen american fascists replaced alien occupying force make easier market.
til every part dandelion edible. leaves buds eaten greens , flowers made wine , roots roasted ground make" coffee. "
til actors played brother sister on" dexter" began dating , fell love , got engaged , got married , got divorced , continuing play brother sister tv. there's something actress. kinda hot , sometimes , kinda strange looking.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance holy shit , exactly came say. nuke too? implications comment massively scary. mean , many people would willingly stay sub
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til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! "
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged league ~ ~ light ~ ~ little 5.5 km. 20,00 would 110,00 km. earth measures 12,750 km across equator. go 20,00 leagues deep , would end 17.6 thousand leagues space. yeah always confused me. never seemed obvious distance travelled depth. depth fathoms , no?
til roseanne barr hit car age 16 , hood ornament went brain skull. behavior changed radically institutionalized eight months utah state hospital , baby , gave adoption.
til bill werbeniuk , big drinking canadian snooker player. drank 43 pints lager drinking contest scotsman eddie sinclair. sinclair passed following 42nd pint , werbeniuk reported say" i'm away bar
til elvis presley entourage would rent roller skating rinks throw $ 15,00 worth fireworks wearing" air force jump-suits plus gloves , helmets , goggles. "
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. dunno , think shortened anglo-swiss condensed milk company. roles tongue , know. anglo milk sounds dirty contrary superior purest white milk buy , produced master race anglo aryan mountain cows. [ disturbingly relevant ] ( [URL] )
til 1973 , cia launched covert operation overthrew chile's longstanding democratic government replaced military dictatorship rife human rights violations.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. hell * * can't remember solution tasks three years. barely remember password internet webpages. google ask want remember password wait see password entered right one. legitimately changed password twice one day i'm bad remembering them.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. reminded ted talk one shooter's mother did. however , page crashing now. , reddit thread that? ted tedx? what's difference? tedx talks organized presented anyone , verification. occasionally leads misleading information / [ hilarity ] ( [URL] ).
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " [ removed ]
til infinity sign also called the" lemniscate"
til genghis khan tengrist , religiously tolerant interested learning philosophical moral lessons religions. consulted buddhist monks , muslims , christian missionaries , taoist monk qiu chuji. discriminate , would wipe entire populations regardless religious affiliation.
til actors played brother sister on" dexter" began dating , fell love , got engaged , got married , got divorced , continuing play brother sister tv. also entertain storyline thought interested ( adopted ) brother romantically. think post divorce , must've weird tbh , weird case. uncomfortable unnecessary plotline. plotlines dexter? season 4 show trash
til screensavers designed save screens burn never displaying static image
til north korean leader kim jong-il parodied film team america : world police ( 2004 ) , democratic people's republic korea asked czech republic ban film.
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. * 1905 , companies merged become nestl anglo-swiss condensed milk company , retaining name 1947. * good decision shorten nestl. dunno , think shortened anglo-swiss condensed milk company. roles tongue , know. anglo milk sounds dirty
til matthew mcconaughey replaced owen wilson ' tropic thunder ' wilson's battle depression attempt suicide overdosing slitting wrists
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. duff used drink gallon vodka per day. ' cut back ' 10 bottles wine day. pancreas swelled size rugby ball told continued drinking would die soon. he's picture health ever earth possible? died? human body lot stronger one may think. drink 20 beers day ive never felt better! * explosive diarrhea intensifies *
manchester united equalled record draws single premier league season
til grizzly bears feared respected native americans hunting required company 4 10 warriors done preparation ceremoniality intertribal warfare. without firearms , fuckers unbelievably monstrous. arrows? spears? fuck. that. noise.
til three gorges dam china massive slowed rotation earth
til david hahn , 17 years old attempted build nuclear reactor backyard , one point emitting 100 times normal background radiation.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. everyone wants solve overpopulation problem , want die. both. live kids , even stick 1 kid. that's china's trying achieve since 70s establishing one-child law. 2014 ( give take 2 years , bad memory ) changed 2 kids max. source : chinese always two-child law? would keep population constant , it? large parts population excempt law.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. homeowner without kids : umbrella f-ing cheap stupid it. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club.
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero. rip. passed away yesterday. actually believe you. went checked .. fuck. r. i. p.
til english word cereal derived ' ceres ' , roman goddess harvest agriculture.
til colic mean baby fussy cries lot. baby colic cry least three hours straight , three days week , three weeks row. one sure cause
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters. work? wouldnt point overrun? compared many countries far less stray animals germany. apart cats , usually never know whether stray animals running around , never seen wild dog , escaped ones village that's thinking right now. sure * ever * seen stray dog germany.
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. amazingly , every guns n roses band member appetite destruction still alive. motley too? like f..? none hold candle ozzy. he's actually donating body science dies figure lived drugs alcohol.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. " regret .. .. * boneitis *! "
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen [ knew ] ( [URL] ) edit : seriously , [ knew ] ( [URL] ). jesus christ. anyone marketing stop say" hey , maybe guy lying back , mouth wide open , eyes closed. sort looks like getting facial. " i've never seen water ad person drinking missing mouth like [ women laughing salads ] ( [URL] ) stock photo thing.
til sarcasm banned north korea
til michael jackson would requested wine served diet coke cans flights , want kids see drinking alcohol. " there's accident like geico , thought burned like pepsi michael" - kanye west , wire , song car crash early career. voice generation , y'all. " generation's closest thing einstein. " * kanye west ," saint pablo" nobody loves kanye much kanye loves kanye. wish someone loved much kanye loves kanye
til jesus actor jim caviezel struck lightning whilst filming passion christ
til yreka , california , bakery operated 100 years called yreka bakery , formed palindrome. business closed gallery opened spot , named yrella gallery would also form palindrome. cool see hometown reddit! glad know forgotten smirk_face hey fellow yrekian!
til offered role hannibal lecter , anthony hopkins quit hollywood go back england , feeling rest mediocre career would spent stage and" respectable bbc work. "
til judd apatow watched movie" true romance" idea floyd , beloved stoner character played brad pitt , finally leaving apartment getting chased bad guys. idea ended becoming" pineapple express" .
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " surreal would see ai inside simulation begin talk simulation?
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging always wondered , thought hanged , probably sentenced death , the" dead" part implied , since put death. guess good loophole end , though!
til bob marley died skin cancer started toenail
til maned wolf's urine smells much like marijuana caused police rotterdam zoo go hunt cannabis smokers
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters. german. til kill shelters.
til hydrogen peroxide , commonly used treat wounds , cause scarring inhibit wound healing.
til wwii general george patton believed reincarnated ancient roman soldier , also thought served napoleon.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen woosh sploosh ^ * * spunk * * i'm thirsty. mouth?
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league actually find el interesting comp. teams every year. refreshing tourny lot different ' big ' teams every year , bar sevilla they're interesting honestly believe champo league good gets terms quality football oh 100 % , terms excitement variety el. variety? yes. excitement? debateable. cl exciting moments football life. they're great tbh i'm glad el getting attention days. fair enough! may getting bit carried away. never forget 2005
til lexus april fool's day joke , introduced" variable load coupling rear orientation ( v-lcro )" seats , technology attaches driver seat velcro allow aggressive turns. joke .. .. hmm .. one farts gotta lift butt
til tank designed swiss military bug turning heater could cause main gun fire
til japanese kamikaze pilots allowed return find suitable target. one pilot shot ninth return.
til common heart shape ( :heart_suit: ) quite possibly based seed used birth control ancient times.
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero. rip. passed away yesterday. sad numerous levels. usually , one spouse passes far behind. that's usually spouses old. fallacy with" retire , die" . people usually retire they're top notch ..
til three gorges dam china massive slowed rotation earth tl laughing_face r size dam slowed rotation earth , sheer volume water mass shifted dam.
til george washington massive chain strung across hudson river order keep british sailing upriver. link weighed 100 + pounds.
til wwii british spies posed fake charity groups hand special monopoly games allied prisoners war. games compasses , maps , real money , useful tools escaping. part story never understand nazis give shit prisoners? would allow delivery first place? exactly known humanitarian concerns.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance holy shit , exactly came say. nuke too? implications comment massively scary.
til 80s hair band winger trace massive mid - 90s downfall popularity mocked relentlessly on" beavis butt-head" subsequent mike judge projects
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. many confused. answer homeowner's insurance likely umbrella coverage. insurance clearly covered acts caused residents household. result , victims could sue parents actually get damages. homeowners insurance include? yep , umbrella policy. one added mine. $ 1 million covers pretty much anything around $ 300 / year. whats funny teenager moves it'll drop $ 120 / year! policies make litigation targets.
til queen elizabeth ii trained mechanic. learned skills wwii ( 1945 ) part auxiliary territorial service.
since 1956 paris exclusively twinned rome -" paris worthy rome ; rome worthy paris. "
til darth vader father luke skywalker real name anakin skywalker
til offered role hannibal lecter , anthony hopkins quit hollywood go back england , feeling rest mediocre career would spent stage and" respectable bbc work. "
til average , genetic similarity two humans 99.9 %. 2 3 times genetic diversity within wild chimpanzee population , entire human gene pool.
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax ha , sallie mae thing reason. think know , navient. chiquita thing , united fruit company seriously fucked shit.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels. human equivalent figuring jerk conditioner shampoo? wait jerk conditioner? i'll right back five minutes. what's taking long?
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. remember pudding eating bm yesterday .. " .. pudding eating , going sue" said trey parker. probably heard took scene post. .. eat then? ??
til steve-o clown graduated ringling brothers barnum & bailey clown college
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league actually find el interesting comp. teams every year. refreshing tourny lot different ' big ' teams every year , bar sevilla they're interesting honestly believe champo league good gets terms quality football oh 100 % , terms excitement variety el. variety? yes. excitement? debateable. cl exciting moments football life. they're great tbh i'm glad el getting attention days. fair enough! may getting bit carried away. never forget 2005
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. dwight right. need new plague! !! one make sick ..
til david letterman created scholarship average" c student ," recognizing marks , extraordinary amazing ways.
til common" save" icon depiction obsolete external writable storage device called floppy disk.
til russell crowe contacted fbi al qaeda wanting kidnap take" iconographic americans picture sort cultural destabilisation plan. " russel crowe american though. he's originally new zealand.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. thing think weapons used. unsecured. edit : information , apparently straw purchased guns wrong. think" bowling columbine" info , bullying guns. shooters bought weapons themselves. take parents guns. got girl class buy weapons , underage time. ever legal action , result cooperation investigation charges filed her.
.. octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " surreal would see ai inside simulation begin talk simulation? think might like westworld
til lexus april fool's day joke , introduced" variable load coupling rear orientation ( v-lcro )" seats , technology attaches driver seat velcro allow aggressive turns. joke .. .. hmm .. one farts gotta lift butt
til general napier asked respect indian custom burning widows husband's funeral pyre , replied english custom hang murderers. read windows instead widows initially understand someone would upset this. man's window prized possession
til clippy unpopular time , part windows xp's marketing making people aware could disable him. always changed dog tricks .. wow feel old. also desktop sheep app?
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. dogs. good. i've yet meet doggy immediately like. people? fuck people. asshole dogs.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. actually worked called alternative medicine. would called medicine.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind. driving newer car awful people walking / biking front you. either honk look like inpatient asshole tread behind pissing drivers behind you. need add button activates speaker projects forward smooth spoken word gospel album performed musk medium volume. look next model joking , really need polite version horn. like ," woo-hoo , i'm behind you! "
til response a" catastrophic emergency ," united states government suspended replaced single , combined branch" coordinated" president , indefinitely.
til shaka zulu's mother died 1827 , 7,00 people executed being" insufficiently grief-stricken" . cows also slaughtered young calves would" know feels like lose mother. "
til : jeff daniels got paid $ 50,00 role dumb dumber , jim carrey got paid $ 7mil.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. kind genius really evil - let people dissenters come , give secret police holiday. hope kind trick works though. mao 60 years ago. , , work once. means works per generation people , no? study history doomed repeat - micheal scott
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged league ~ ~ light ~ ~ little 5.5 km. 20,00 would 110,00 km. earth measures 12,750 km across equator. go 20,00 leagues deep , would end 17.6 thousand leagues space.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. one brightest species earth , yet keep small fish tanks :-/ also cut tiny pieces still alive dip sauce. mm. i'm hungry. why? want cook first [URL] faint heart ..
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity.
til woman started mothers day usa wished never started day commercialism behind got control
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. i'd rather face service roll anyway follow me. nicki minaj often like pizza chinese buffet. see , respect , i'm feeling moment. saying want stick dick chinese buffet? saying don't? i'm sure buffet handle bring table
til day crew battleship uss texas intentionally flooded torpedo tube order cause 2 degree list , giving main guns enough extra elevation boost range & hit target mainland.
til postal code north pole h0h 0h0 reference santa
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. actual source wiki link book ' silk roads ' peter frankopan. ever read" years rice salt" kim stanley robinson? fiction , would've happened black death killed 90 % europe instead 50 %. good read.
til teenage fry cook went college study marine science , art , went create spongebob squarepants.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. something something getting nailed seamen loose hips sink ships.
til 19th early 20th century roughly 1/3 rd norway's populations immigrated united states.
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters.
til china first country world produce steel preceding europe 100 years failed reach industrial revolution due absence middle class
til 2010 , band somali pirates attempted capture us navy frigate uss nicholas , mistaking merchant vessel
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " [ removed ] want sad_face want smile mean .. wish could get along like used middle school .. wish could bake cake filled rainbows smiles everyone would eat happy ..
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes " * reason , parts play , like boromir ned stark , life online long afterwards. keep seeing - call - memes? " * - sean bean he's us.
til : original 1983 v miniseries inspired 1935 novel happen american fascists replaced alien occupying force make easier market.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. oh , sorry , thought america gawl , sharon! love suddenly like season 8 randy became best character. favorite south park trivia trey parker dad named randy geologist ..
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen remember bombing time admitted tap water. us readers , tap water uk really good cheap , idea even filtered tap water 100 times price crass. us tap water really good cheap , too. wherever , gallon jugs generic distilled filtered water also relatively cheap. bottled water crass , reason bought marketing. know ' us. ' texas , tap water awful. worked las vegas , tap water fucking awful too.
til the" demon core ' , 6.2 kg subcritical mass plutonium briefly went critical two separate experiments , killing two members manhattan project
til 1851 , measuring tools precision one millionth inch.
til billionaire oil tycoon j. paul getty installed pay phone mansion guests use would billed calls.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. there's also dilbert principle , states companies promote incompetent employees management , less damage.
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til enough water lake superior flood entire landmasses north south america depth 1 foot. contains 3 quadrillion gallons fresh water. leave response comments able see across great lakes. [URL] lake michigan grand , mi
til actors played brother sister on" dexter" began dating , fell love , got engaged , got married , got divorced , continuing play brother sister tv. also entertain storyline thought interested ( adopted ) brother romantically. think post divorce , must've weird tbh , weird case. uncomfortable unnecessary plotline. plotlines dexter? season 4 show trash
til mtv's" clone high" cartoon cancelled people india conducted massive hunger strike googling maxim article depicting gandhi , coming across cartoon , featured gandhi character.
til bunnies ( foetuses newborn ) declared fish pope monks , access fish monasteries , something eat lent.
til yreka , california , bakery operated 100 years called yreka bakery , formed palindrome. business closed gallery opened spot , named yrella gallery would also form palindrome. cool see hometown reddit! glad know forgotten smirk_face hey fellow yrekian!
til genghis khan tengrist , religiously tolerant interested learning philosophical moral lessons religions. consulted buddhist monks , muslims , christian missionaries , taoist monk qiu chuji. discriminate , would wipe entire populations regardless religious affiliation. progressive funny many modern world history texts starting think way. many ways , mongol empire ushered modernity , including fostering global trade. infuriating. empathy absolutely required properly understand history , modern historians routinely demonstrate lack empathy genghis khan's victims. seen nothing , 100 years speak great hitler was.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " he's like actor take every script he's given yet remains highly respected still offered great roles. nic cage started ( he's oscar winner ) destroyed career. feel like samuel l. jackson whatever fuck movie feels like , amazing terrible. respect that.
til carrots actually help people see dark. myth propaganda used royal air force explain pilots improved success night air battles , actually used disguise advances radar technology.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. oh , sorry , thought america gawl , sharon! love suddenly like season 8 randy became best character. favorite south park trivia trey parker dad named randy geologist ..
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con really got role , good her! dunno , really catwoman play sexually-charged game basketball children watching? loop one , what's context? edit : oh god
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. many confused. answer homeowner's insurance likely umbrella coverage. insurance clearly covered acts caused residents household. result , victims could sue parents actually get damages. homeowners insurance include? yep , umbrella policy. one added mine. $ 1 million covers pretty much anything around $ 300 / year. whats funny teenager moves it'll drop $ 120 / year! homeowner without kids : umbrella f-ing cheap stupid it. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death die beating grizzly fistfight i'd regret fuck
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen [ knew ] ( [URL] ) edit : seriously , [ knew ] ( [URL] ). jesus christ. anyone marketing stop say" hey , maybe guy lying back , mouth wide open , eyes closed. sort looks like getting facial. " i've never seen water ad person drinking missing mouth like [ women laughing salads ] ( [URL] ) stock photo thing.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. thing think weapons used. unsecured. edit : information , apparently straw purchased guns wrong. think" bowling columbine" info , bullying guns. shooters bought weapons themselves. take parents guns. got girl class buy weapons , underage time. ever legal action , result cooperation investigation charges filed her.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " he's like actor take every script he's given yet remains highly respected still offered great roles. nic cage started ( he's oscar winner ) destroyed career. nic cage already peaked con air face / off. cannot top performances matter are. enjoyed matchstick men loathe nic cage , weatherman amazing movie.
til russia's economy ( $ 1.3 ) 69 % size italy's economy ( $ 1.9 ). climate russia challenge agriculture , whereas italy perfect climate [ spaghetti trees ] ( [URL] ). yeah , russia lower gdp canada 4 times population. countries similar climate , must reasons , russia's gdp would 4 times canada's is.
til gunsmoke , longest running television series 20th century , cancelled abruptly cbs even bother tell cast crew. read trade publications next day.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging fishwife hanged murdering illegitimate infant shortly birth. well blame then. gave birth ungodly human / fish chimera would expect do? kill get's big. mean , makes sense me.
til british supermarket chain iceland eu-wide trademark name , take legal action icelandic companies use it. icelandic government applied trademark invalidated , far without success.
til british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old. feel like i'm taking crazy pills. op , coin showing front back. person verifying authenticity display front back plastic protective container? saw coin? like separating oreo cookie? oh , haha , no. held place [ plastic container called a" slab" ] ( [URL] ) coin collecting community. ok. i'm going od crazy pills here. slab holds coin. front ( heads ) separated back ( tails )? shown slab. two separate coins , sawn two? looks like op's picture edited show sides label without full slab. thanks.
til plato distinguished gymnast wrestler , well known wrestling prowess.
til three four longest recorded sniper kills canadians
til henley called paramedics home november 21 , 1980 , 16 - year-old girl found naked claiming overdosed quaaludes cocaine. henley got away contributing delinquency minor charge $ 2,500 fine.
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time * know of. yea , like half animals ocean specific breeding grounds. right , necessarily mean they're capable communicating location distance breeding grounds members species - something ants , bees , ravens humans do.
til ryan gosling watching" rambo" took knives school threw children.
til first simpsons treehouse horror , marge warns parents content episode advising put children bed. warning put sincere effort warn young viewers , producers felt somewhat scary.
til richard lawrence , 1835 attempted assassinate president andrew jackson funeral using two pistols shot point blank. misfired , president severely beat cane , wrestled submission davy crockett.
til snooker player ronnie o'sullivan accused disrespect opponent using opposite hand take shot. prove bringing game disrepute , played 3 frames left-hand former world championship runner-up , winning 3.
til colt 45 malt liquors former slogan was" works every time"
til 1986 , beer drinking goat elected mayor small town texas , usa
til last words serial killer peter krten were" tell .. head chopped , still able hear , least moment , sound blood gushing stump neck? would pleasure end pleasures. " mean guy real jerk.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly want smile mean .. wanna talk , buddy? he's buddy , pal he's pal , friend. friend , guy.
til last words serial killer peter krten were" tell .. head chopped , still able hear , least moment , sound blood gushing stump neck? would pleasure end pleasures. " mean guy real jerk.
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold [ google street view house blurred out. ] ( [URL] )
bruce willis rejected early script of" die hard vengeance" titled" troubleshooter ," fighting terrorists cruise line. " troubleshooter" later repurposed into" speed 2 : cruise control. "
til military san marino still active crossbow corps existed uninterrupted since 1295
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original.
til david hahn , 17 years old attempted build nuclear reactor backyard , one point emitting 100 times normal background radiation.
til african american men incarcerated you. s. total prison populations india , argentina , canada , lebanon , japan , germany , finland , israel england combined.
til actor martin sheen married woman 56 years
til head injuries common pennyfarthing bicycles riders would put feet handlebar going downhill would thrown feet-first instead head-first.
til movie , - 571 , states americans responsible capturing first enigma machine. truth first enigma machine captured british , 7 months americans entered war. tony blair ridiculed movie prime minister's questions. bill clinton dismissed movie work fiction. americans never captured single enigma machine. 2 canadians , 13 british. watch hollywood films expect see us calvary ti rescue. fact russian blood us factories war.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us americans say" got lot spunk kid" . said you. k would arrested. maybe 1940s .. gal's got moxie! look well takes spunk!
trivia : winner hungarian gp gone win title since 2004
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. holy shit , exactly came say. nuke too? implications comment massively scary. mean , many people would willingly stay sub deep underwater cramp / pressurized tube breathing recycled air. bunch dudes age 25 .. shenanigans pretty fucked , understand.
til name hotmail chosen contains html , originally styled hotmail. feel super dumb never putting together. even joked lot html pronounced" hut mull. " close , never made connection. we're like 2 peas pod. like 2 bundle sticks. technical term faggot. thinking hotmale.com.
til enough water lake superior flood entire landmasses north south america depth 1 foot. contains 3 quadrillion gallons fresh water.
til - coca cola launched dasani water uk slogan ' bottled spunk ' & ' can't live without spunk ' ; oblivious uk spunks means semen.
til death steve irwin , speculated series revenge killings , least ten stingrays found dead mutilated coast queensland that's literally last thing would wanted ..
til : graphics company nvidia named latin ' invidia ' , means ' envy '. also reason use color green , in" green envy" .
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. job's belief alternative medicine surprising. one point fruitarian believed fruitarians bo , bathe. iirc ashton kutcher tried replicate diet stop due development pancreatic issues. according title gore til gets reposted every , his" pancreas levels high. " oh god , never want pancreas level 1!
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. * soup meal. soup sandwich - - that's meal! maybe crushed crackers soup
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. months sea probably care ship's integrity compromised .. " well guys looks like we're gonna stay fix boat. darn. " captain ; got bad news lads. ship literally falling apart stay .. sailors : woohoo! captain : .. nails .. sailors : mutiny! " rape pillage get nails back go home! "
til roseanne barr hit car age 16 , hood ornament went brain skull. behavior changed radically institutionalized eight months utah state hospital , baby , gave adoption.
til penn jillette penn teller painted finger nails red joke response mother telling get manicure people would looking hands , always keeps one finger nail painted red memory mother. read jillette's book god , no! , parts family life really compelling , eg. late parents , led seeing sister die old age younger age. he's quite complicated person. edit guy slightly older sister think might fuck much mom dying , mean kind expect see parents die seeing sibling die nowhere close must painful sister died 18 7. shit fucks life.
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. wow amazing work dairy lobby dairy industry done impressive things years. food pyramid designed specifically encourage milk cheese consumption help struggling dairy farmers. wait. telling nutritional information .. official nutritional information government uses strictly scientifical?
til american captives vietnam war would authenticate new prisoner's american identity tapping first five notes of" shave haircut" , cell wall , waiting appropriate response
til term checkmate , according barnhart etymological dictionary , alteration persian phrase" shh mt" ( ) means , literally ," king helpless" word ( mta ) still exists pashto , means destroyed. matar spanish means kill.
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. promising career killed track 1971. buried flag record mexican national anthem. well plan least. record badly scratched replaced new copy mexican hat dance.
til fat duck , michellin three-star restaurant england , employs forty-two chefs. one customer.
til 1984 fbi declared key west police department criminal enterprise , several high-ranking officers arrested running protection racket cocaine smugglers.
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. everyone freaking : seal extinct. fact well listed as" least concern" - - furthest category from" extinct" . uneducated , furthest category extinct still extinction spectrum , every animal fit spectrum. like category field mice? edit : thanks answers guys! i'm authority , humans listed as" least concern" . likely latter. really category beyond that. " excess" .
til many german pows captured allies ww2 horrified footage holocaust burned uniforms called germany surrender , even volunteered join fight axis.
til michael jackson would requested wine served diet coke cans flights , want kids see drinking alcohol. " there's accident like geico , thought burned like pepsi michael" - kanye west , wire , song car crash early career. voice generation , y'all. " generation's closest thing einstein. " * kanye west ," saint pablo" nobody loves kanye much kanye loves kanye. wish someone loved much kanye loves kanye
til penn jillette penn teller painted finger nails red joke response mother telling get manicure people would looking hands , always keeps one finger nail painted red memory mother. read jillette's book god , no! , parts family life really compelling , eg. late parents , led seeing sister die old age younger age. he's quite complicated person. edit guy slightly older sister think might fuck much mom dying , mean kind expect see parents die seeing sibling die nowhere close must painful sister died 18 7. shit fucks life.
til honey bees ejaculate forcefully penises explode. kills honey bee. , technically speaking , mate life.
til terry kath band chigaco's last words were" worry .. look , clip even it" - putting pistol temple pulling trigger. that's always check chamber. also aim guns head pull trigger.
til wwii british spies posed fake charity groups hand special monopoly games allied prisoners war. games compasses , maps , real money , useful tools escaping.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes love song ice fire books like show. however watch episodes. picture ned differently , still sean beans voice read first book. thought ned looking lot younger sean bean. ned 35ish book. joffrey taller rob jon tyrion 1 black eye bron supposed like 23. also , moon door actual door floor.
til quetzalcoatl got drunk slept sister , quetzalpetlatl. upon waking next day , realized , stone box built , laid , set fire.
trivia : winner hungarian gp gone win title since 2004
til name hotmail chosen contains html , originally styled hotmail.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. episode 30 rock , character pete hornberger never overachieves avoid getting promoted head. pete underrated character. cared juust enough much. girlfriend recently mentioned watching 30 rock again. pay attention pete thoroughly convinced glue holds show together. one favorite parts 30 rock pete gets jack agree give per diem gas , situation , jack agree. " yes! hornberger! "
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. raccoon stole 20 dollars? pff. look mr. rich guy $ 20 bank account. pff. look moneybags bank account. pff. lk mnbgs vr hr , wt hs fnc xpnsv vwls. poor bastard. even buy vowel. edit : * really? * first gold this? money kind stranger.
til 1975 , physicist kip thorne bet stephen hawking one year issues penthouse magazine black holes exist. thorne won.
til hitler nazi officials outlawed animal cruelty including boiling live lobsters.
til gary webb , reporter san jose mercury news first broke story cia involvement cocaine trade , found dead with" two gunshot wounds head. " death , 2004 , ruled kill 8 years story came out? impossible blow side face first gunshot taking another shot finish job.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. aka american dream. boris politics anyway? true rock star story. thing missing mick jagger couple hookers.
til founder scientology , l. ron hubbard , commanded submarine wwii. performance was" substandard ," almost started war mexico ordering crew fire coronado islands.
til thomas jefferson kept shetland sheep white house. attacked several people , killed small boy , eventually called" abominable animal" .
til soldiers you. s. military psychological warfare department ( psyops ) used loudspeakers tempt enemy fighters afghanistan battles win calling , lady men cowardly dogs.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. months sea probably care ship's integrity compromised .. " well guys looks like we're gonna stay fix boat. darn. " captain ; got bad news lads. ship literally falling apart stay .. sailors : woohoo! captain : .. nails .. sailors : mutiny! " rape pillage get nails back go home! "
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. dolphin without hands? dolphin penises prehensile. like tentacles. take moment think that. til i'm never swimming ocean again. i'm going go swimming ocean right ( )
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. oh , sorry , thought america
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. one brightest species earth , yet keep small fish tanks :-/ also cut tiny pieces still alive dip sauce. mm. i'm hungry. why? want cook first [URL] faint heart ..
til davy crockett , congressman you. s. house representatives , opposed president andrew jackson's 1830 indian removal act member tennessee delegation vote it. six years later died defending alamo.
til british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" things never change.
til von trapp family , made famous sound music , lost fortune great depression , children's singing careers purely way earn livelihood.
til schmidt jack nicholson 2003 golden globe award best performance actor motion picture drama. upon accepting award , nicholson quipped :" i'm little surprised. thought made comedy. "
til singer peanut butter jelly time passed away eleven-hour standoff police even snoop dogg brother-in-law tried convince surrender. almost sounds like title r / subredditsimulator curious : [ subreddit simulator ] ( [URL] )
til theoretical physicist max planck told get field physics professor because" field , almost everything already discovered. " anyway originated quantum theory revolutionized field.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. liberty dies thunderous applause
til medal honor recipient , master sergeant roy benavidez. 37 wounds bullets , bayonets , shrapnel. thought dead , spit face doctor zipping body bag.
til kimi raikkonen two points away winning 2003 drivers championship winning one race entire season
til : graphics company nvidia named latin ' invidia ' , means ' envy '. also reason use color green , in" green envy" .
til offered role hannibal lecter , anthony hopkins quit hollywood go back england , feeling rest mediocre career would spent stage and" respectable bbc work. "
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle.
til 2002 fake sequel harry potter appeared china title" harry potter bao zuolong. " book consists text jrr tolkien's hobbit names changed harry potter characters. similar case 2009 book called" dan brown's lost symbol" published ( actual" lost symbol" ) just" picture dorian gray" names changed dan brown characters. hey , least stealing quality literature.
til 7 players tournament big 4 competed. stan one since 2010
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " middle ground buying 33 guns year without raising suspicion civilian able guns. look sweden example. lots lots guns , tough regulations. edit : 33 guns year
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes method acting. helicopters middle earth. really got character. lot work die 1st movie trilogy. watch extended. watching brormir faramir actually act together amazing makes miss boromir instead despising trying take ring
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. also think sp came gay cowboy idea. also recall pudding eating. guess know lingo then. eat poopoo want dis sickness uganda uninitiated : [URL]
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time
til east st. louis higher murder rate honduras , country highest murder rate world
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government.
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers.
til one two kellogg brothers obsessed preventing masturbation originally invented corn flakes reduce children.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. reminds kazakhstan girl shooting competition played borat spoof anthem. link : [URL]
til henry vii someone who's job wipe bottom him. called ' grooms stool ' henry vii 4 reign , knighted!
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. , got hired 15 times. that's positive. find insulting get hired 15 times takes almost year 700 applications get part time job.
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero.
til african american men incarcerated you. s. total prison populations india , argentina , canada , lebanon , japan , germany , finland , israel england combined.
til band chumbawamba , mainly known ubiquitous hit" tubthumping" , actually politically charged anarcho-punk band advised fans steal music chain stores.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. also remember hearing china big homeless population worried optics shown exposed olympics .. sudden homeless problem.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. fault [ removed ]
til male swiss citizen , roger federer compulsorily required serve armed forces. however , 2003 , despite already become tennis pro , deemed ' unfit ' back problem , relieved
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels.
til nazis cleared minefields chasing captured civilians across , detonating explosives. everything hear nazi folks leads believe the" baddies" .
til response a" catastrophic emergency ," united states government suspended replaced single , combined branch" coordinated" president , indefinitely. senate
til communism killed people regime type. killed holocaust japanese war crimes combined. colonialist capitalism even come close.
til : abercrombie & fitch used sell outdoor goods camping gear guns , main store shooting range.
til dave grohl know read sheet music writes music ear.
til 1973 , cia launched covert operation overthrew chile's longstanding democratic government replaced military dictatorship rife human rights violations.
til prisoners female-only concentration camp ravensbruck purposefully sewed socks thin heels toes german soldier's feet would get sore. " mein fuhrer , advance halted" " ze enemy oppose us? "" nein , mein fuhrer , ze soldiers complaining zat zair feet hurt refuse carry on" may sound simple remember socks supposed get * russian winter *. probably lot people giving credit for. sores left untended long get pretty bad. reason lt. dan made big deal fresh dry socks marching in.
til japanese kamikaze pilots allowed return find suitable target. one pilot shot ninth return. wonder ever change mind made break it. much place make break for. americans / british would certainly shoot attempted land somewhere. guess could bail , know given chutes. that's true ditched swam around would've picked up. shot like buffalo. course , i'd assume they'd taken prisoner practical defenders. easy ditch without parachute though? chutes , hard all.
til hydrogen peroxide , commonly used treat wounds , cause scarring inhibit wound healing.
til actors played brother sister on" dexter" began dating , fell love , got engaged , got married , got divorced , continuing play brother sister tv.
til possibility of" hypertumors" , cancer tumor gets big gets cancer
til 7 players tournament big 4 competed. stan one since 2010
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. oh fucking * god * , poor guy. blame slightest. like usbekestani gold put borat version anthem?
til day crew battleship uss texas intentionally flooded torpedo tube order cause 2 degree list , giving main guns enough extra elevation boost range & hit target mainland. eli 5 easier move closer? also reminds [ old reddit post ] ( [URL] ) short answer : draft. texas , loaded max 9m ship underwater. closer , ship would run aground. thank , going say would guess keep range shore based battery. could've tipped land elevate ground cannons case
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. 1. rent plane 2. bless rain clouds fly , turn local downfall holy water 3. secretly baptise everyone 4. ~ ~? ?? ~ ~ collect tithes 5. profit
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league actually find el interesting comp. teams every year. refreshing tourny lot different ' big ' teams every year , bar sevilla they're interesting honestly believe champo league good gets terms quality football oh 100 % , terms excitement variety el. variety? yes. excitement? debateable. cl exciting moments football life. they're great tbh i'm glad el getting attention days. fair enough! may getting bit carried away. never forget 2005
til vladimir great russia confronted choice converting russia christianity islam. eventually chose christianity , islamic teaching alcohol , saying ," drinking joy rus '. cannot exist without pleasure. "
til george foreman originally paid 40 % profits endorsing george foreman grill. peak grill's sales , making 4.5 million dollars month.
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. actually makes lot meaningful. hare nap job everyone would die anyways? guess story pointlessness achievement face unavoidable death?
.. annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank surroundings. imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " " nested simulations would taxing systems. we'll make physically impossible. "" how? "" i'm sure , we'll make something like speed light. " came comments , left questioning life.
til russell crowe contacted fbi al qaeda wanting kidnap take" iconographic americans picture sort cultural destabilisation plan. " russel crowe american though. he's originally new zealand.
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. still cannot get past fact he's stoke trent. drab , dismal , grey shithole planet .. outside lancashire.
til honey bees ejaculate forcefully penises explode. kills honey bee. , technically speaking , mate life.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. aka american dream. boris politics anyway? true rock star story. thing missing mick jagger couple hookers.
til cali cartel murdered many people dumped bodies cauca river local municipality eventually bankrupt cost recovering corpses conducting autopsies.
til credit card" chip" technology ( aka emv ) rolled us almost 25 years old wait .. .. rolled out? chip cards you. s?
til you. state texas roughly 10 % larger france almost twice large germany. you. s. big , really big. sometimes i'm surprised throughout course history never become multiple countries.
til opportunity rover still conducting scientific operations 13 years despite original mission lifetime 90 days
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. promising career killed track 1971. buried flag record mexican national anthem. well plan least. record badly scratched replaced new copy mexican hat dance.
til henry vii someone who's job wipe bottom him. called ' grooms stool ' henry vii 4 reign , knighted!
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. actually makes lot meaningful. hare nap job everyone would die anyways? guess story pointlessness achievement face unavoidable death? reading employ animals form part critical communications infrastructure simply speed / reliability / fault-tolerance / integrity properties modern built environment needs.
til nazis cleared minefields chasing captured civilians across , detonating explosives. everything hear nazi folks leads believe the" baddies" .
til nobody owners really know owns ikea. parts owned multiple shell corporations , many stores technically owned non-profit charitable organization thus pay taxes income.
til butane canisters manufactured exclusively south korea. exception single manufacturer houston texas.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" really fucking picture , ops fault come reddit find advert. want bars wall [ think it? ] ( [URL] ) im trouble locating large breasted woman. _oo_ / | | /
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters. work? wouldnt point overrun? compared many countries far less stray animals germany. apart cats , usually never know whether stray animals running around , never seen wild dog , escaped ones village that's thinking right now. sure * ever * seen stray dog germany.
til chrysler built 55 turbine-powered cars 1963-1964. could run fuel could burn oxygen , including perfume tequila , produced 130 horsepower. nine still exist. jay leno one , shouldnt much surprise anybody loves cars. [URL] i'm told there's one unassuming warehouse know terre haute , indiana small car collection. told still ran 10 years ago , idles smoothly balance nickel edge air intake. never saw i've terre haute , offense town believe anything interesting there.
til terry kath band chigaco's last words were" worry .. look , clip even it" - putting pistol temple pulling trigger.
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. dairy industry done impressive things years. food pyramid designed specifically encourage milk cheese consumption help struggling dairy farmers. wait. telling nutritional information .. official nutritional information government uses strictly scientifical? oh honey goes top triangle. bee lobby really powerful.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. " boris yeltsin first words you. s. president clinton upon meeting 1995 , think o. j. it? " guy like relaxed uncle. relaxed drank fifth vodka every day sorry fifth? american always wondered. google maybe people know too. edit : thanks everyone , know international standard alcohol volumes ever thought would. 750ml
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league calling - bayern stumble group stages champions league get third , fall europa league , we'll make annual trip allianz round 32.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels. human equivalent figuring jerk conditioner shampoo? wait jerk conditioner? i'll right back five minutes. what's taking long?
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. job's belief alternative medicine surprising. one point fruitarian believed fruitarians bo , bathe. iirc ashton kutcher tried replicate diet stop due development pancreatic issues.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. til anti-vaxers trying save economy. .. surprising revelation
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. oh , sorry , thought america
til drummer police composed spyro dragon soundtrack
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. * soup meal. soup sandwich - - that's meal! maybe crushed crackers soup
til alec guinness agreed appear star wars negotiated deal doubled initial salary offer , guaranteed publicity film , would awarded 2.25 % gross royalties paid george lucas
til elvis presley entourage would rent roller skating rinks throw $ 15,00 worth fireworks wearing" air force jump-suits plus gloves , helmets , goggles. "
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero. rip. passed away yesterday. actually believe you. went checked .. fuck. r. i. p.
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con person attacked another congoer , adrianne stepped up. congoer? one congo? think related con. specifically congo-con person cosplaying amy. congogoer gogo congo con? gogocongogoer?
20 goals , lionel messi time top scorer conmebol world cup qualifiers , passing hernn crespo luis surez
til ancient greek philosopher jumped active volcano prove immortal god
til washington state originally called columbia thought may confused district columbia rejected.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death
til yreka , california , bakery operated 100 years called yreka bakery , formed palindrome. business closed gallery opened spot , named yrella gallery would also form palindrome. state motto california [ eureka! ] ( [URL] ) worth noting , yreka pronounced. wy-ree-kah. yreka shasta name mt. shasta. means north mountain.
til form medieval torture , victims feet covered salt water goat would start licking them. sometimes laughter stress intense tickling resulted heart attack brain hemorrhage.
til screensavers designed save screens burn never displaying static image
til william bradford , governor plymouth colony , year old father died sent live grandfather , died two years later sent live mother , died one year later.
til schrdinger believe possibility cat simultaneously dead alive. thought experiment meant criticize absurdity existing view quantum mechanics.
til that" video killed radio star" best selling record australia 27 years.
til colonel david stirling , founder sas , personally strangled 41 men.
til japanese kamikaze pilots allowed return find suitable target. one pilot shot ninth return. * shrugs *" odds , amarite? " * shot dead * 1:1 1:1 suicide supreme tees friend
til chicken nugget invented cornell university food science professor , published results academically instead patenting them.
til james cameron supposed make spider man film 1990s leonardo dicaprio spider man & arnold schwarzenegger doctor octopus
til soviet composer dmitri shostakovich obsessive regularly sent cards test well postal service working.
til lurleen wallace could seek appropriate treatment cancer husband , alabama segregationist george wallace , kept secret four years due fact wanted become governor alabama. died year office.
til prisoners female-only concentration camp ravensbruck purposefully sewed socks thin heels toes german soldier's feet would get sore. " mein fuhrer , advance halted" " ze enemy oppose us? "" nein , mein fuhrer , ze soldiers complaining zat zair feet hurt refuse carry on" may sound simple remember socks supposed get * russian winter *. probably lot people giving credit for. sores left untended long get pretty bad. reason lt. dan made big deal fresh dry socks marching in.
til penn jillette penn teller painted finger nails red joke response mother telling get manicure people would looking hands , always keeps one finger nail painted red memory mother. he's cool dude celebrity speaks anti-vaccine nonsense alright book. see feel like. people want abortions people want vaccines. what's difference?
til british supermarket chain iceland eu-wide trademark name , take legal action icelandic companies use it. icelandic government applied trademark invalidated , far without success.
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax soon known as" retail credit agency" following congressional testimony. < two weeks later > okay , calling ourselves" credit mcchecky clown penis" literally name left. let's hope nothing goes wrong time. could always washington redskins credit agency rename trump credit agency. way , matter happens least 1/3 rd country believe anything bad lie.
til sarcasm banned north korea
til : original 1983 v miniseries inspired 1935 novel happen american fascists replaced alien occupying force make easier market.
til british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old. oh shit even plausible conspiracy theories bs time. coincidences happen lot. coincidences wow mom
til post-debacle interview caught lip syncing shows , one members milli vanilli defended saying ," [ milli vanilli ] working mcdonald's. would done? "
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. remember pudding eating bm yesterday .. " .. pudding eating , going sue" said trey parker. probably heard took scene post. .. eat then? ??
til tree legally owns surrounding land land inherited offspring ," son tree owns itself"
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. can't wait see give mass shooting vegas. think politicians media going try forget shooting ever happened soon possible , given shooter older rich white male gun collector. [ removed ]
til former newspaper editor sun , kelvin mackenzie , published story alleging elton john voiceboxes guard dogs removed. proven wrong reporter went round check dogs barked him.
til william hung , known famous american idol audition , 73rd generation descendant confucius
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. everyone wants solve overpopulation problem , want die.
til coelacanths thought extinct since cretaceous period , yet discovered alive 1938
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. oh , poor eel! " what's .. .. oh! oh , god .. no! ah , fuck! no! again! goddammit! " [ relevant nsfw video ] ( [URL] )
til battle spotsylvania general sedgwick , saw men ducking cover exclaimed" dodging like this? hit elephant distance. " last words shot killed right finished sentence
til japanese kamikaze pilots allowed return find suitable target. one pilot shot ninth return. * shrugs *" odds , amarite? " * shot dead *
til movie lord war , production team rented 300 real sa vz. 58 rifles stand ak 47s cheaper prop guns.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" things never change. ain't broke .. .. drinking fast enough. need faster , barry.
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. actually makes lot meaningful. hare nap job everyone would die anyways? guess story pointlessness achievement face unavoidable death? reading employ animals form part critical communications infrastructure simply speed / reliability / fault-tolerance / integrity properties modern built environment needs.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. sailors , much like prisoners , historically relations members sex crew due lack women. possible? turn gay there's women around? , don't" turn gay" . cums point though warm hole warm hole. edit : there's nothing gay exploring! i'm done puns yeah nothing gay it. two straight dudes butt sex. mean think , gayest thing world sex woman. soft frilly smell like flowers. that's straight queer. fucking dude? muscles sweat , manly thing do.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims also sadistic beleif ill suffer , often denying basic comforts medicine. piece shit person hid guise charity got away mostly hid people made others uncomfortable ( ill ).
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels. ones prefer former quickly labeled rest turmoil as" kinksters"
til table beer served belgian schools 1980s. proposed re-introduce low alcohol beer ( < 1.5 % abv ) schools healthier alternative softdrinks.
til billionaire oil tycoon j. paul getty installed pay phone mansion guests use would billed calls.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. something something getting nailed seamen loose hips sink ships. would still stick with" loose lips" , different set.
til : samuel morse invented telegraph received letter wife's failing health .. she'd died.
til average , genetic similarity two humans 99.9 %. 2 3 times genetic diversity within wild chimpanzee population , entire human gene pool.
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero. " fantastic four movie mistake" ~ stan lee * probably *
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold even huge fan simpsons , would taken money. fun look unrealistic cartoon everybody everything yellow pink ridiculous looking. real life , much. also , moving middle nowhere nevada? thanks , 75 grand please. like 15 minutes strip las vegas. exactly middle nowhere. like las vegas , got nice desert look at. dunno really know place buy house like 75k
til civil war ended , first general confederate army active reform party , spoke favor civil rights voting recently freed slaves.
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. , got hired 15 times. that's positive. i'm met multiple women exactly like that. get hired drop hat garbage employees.
til genghis khan tengrist , religiously tolerant interested learning philosophical moral lessons religions. consulted buddhist monks , muslims , christian missionaries , taoist monk qiu chuji. discriminate , would wipe entire populations regardless religious affiliation.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. job's belief alternative medicine surprising. one point fruitarian believed fruitarians bo , bathe. iirc ashton kutcher tried replicate diet stop due development pancreatic issues. according title gore til gets reposted every , his" pancreas levels high. " oh god , never want pancreas level 1!
til henley called paramedics home november 21 , 1980 , 16 - year-old girl found naked claiming overdosed quaaludes cocaine. henley got away contributing delinquency minor charge $ 2,500 fine.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. dwight right. need new plague! !!
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. "
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen
til shaka zulu's mother died 1827 , 7,00 people executed being" insufficiently grief-stricken" . cows also slaughtered young calves would" know feels like lose mother. "
til classic pc game" baldur's gate" developed , alongside engine , 18 months team 60 people never worked video game before. still one best rpg games ever made. recently re-released ' enhanced edition ' even enjoyable play now.
til gary webb , reporter san jose mercury news first broke story cia involvement cocaine trade , found dead with" two gunshot wounds head. " death , 2004 , ruled pool water lead investigators pursue ice gun theory. mythbusters shot one really trust mythbusters one. think there's lot things possible advanced enough technology really tested mythbusters. cia actually has" ice bullets" , think mythbusters could recreate it. what's point bullets? simply stab people want kill? leaves wound bullet too. forensics match blade wounds. ice bullet never traced back source time found water.
til colt 45 malt liquors former slogan was" works every time"
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged well writer. best words. tremendous writer " sad" bigly
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death die beating grizzly fistfight still considered a" fist fight" bear fists? think hand paw combat fits better. edit : get brawl ninja turtle animal cruelty assault? true. guess said fighting grizzly unarmed combat
til treblinka guard kurt franz would hide small pistol boxing glove. would challenge prisoners boxing matches. right fight begin , franz would shoot prisoner dead.
til gary webb , reporter san jose mercury news first broke story cia involvement cocaine trade , found dead with" two gunshot wounds head. " death , 2004 , ruled kill 8 years story came out? impossible blow side face first gunshot taking another shot finish job.
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league least qualified european competition we're capable winning .. enjoy maccabi tel aviv away cunts tel aviv lovely city really. let's hope they're miserable. horrific away trip tho. must furthest trip , right?
til cops died illness linked 9/11 perished day
til least two peer-reviewed medical studies suggested stickers mr. yuk , green face used label poisonous household objects , effectively keep children away potential poisons may even attract children.
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. wow amazing work dairy lobby dairy industry done impressive things years. food pyramid designed specifically encourage milk cheese consumption help struggling dairy farmers.
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. amazingly , every guns n roses band member appetite destruction still alive. motley too? like f..? none hold candle ozzy. he's actually donating body science dies figure lived drugs alcohol.
til david hahn , 17 years old attempted build nuclear reactor backyard , one point emitting 100 times normal background radiation.
til jfk records act , act states government documents related kennedy assassination publicly disclosed october 26 2017.
til lexus april fool's day joke , introduced" variable load coupling rear orientation ( v-lcro )" seats , technology attaches driver seat velcro allow aggressive turns.
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold
til last words serial killer peter krten were" tell .. head chopped , still able hear , least moment , sound blood gushing stump neck? would pleasure end pleasures. "
til classic pc game" baldur's gate" developed , alongside engine , 18 months team 60 people never worked video game before. still one best rpg games ever made. recently re-released ' enhanced edition ' even enjoyable play now. still worth playing first time today? would date mechanics frustrating. i'm considering enhanced edition sequel maybe ..
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time * know of. yea , like half animals ocean specific breeding grounds. right , necessarily mean they're capable communicating location distance breeding grounds members species - something ants , bees , ravens humans do. dolphins?
til jordan peele's" get out" made $ 252.4 million worldwide box office , 55 times production budget $ 4.5 million.
til david letterman created scholarship average" c student ," recognizing marks , extraordinary amazing ways.
til town florida named frostproof marketing plot claim town would never citrus frost. less two years founding frost killed citrus town.
smith defends netflix cannes press conference
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. * soup meal. soup sandwich - - that's meal! maybe crushed crackers soup
til dave chappelle offered role bubba forrest gump turned thought movie would unsuccessful.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. raccoon hacked bank america account transferred money checking offshore account cayman islands.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. oh fucking * god * , poor guy. blame slightest. tell it! guy grand prix essentially mocked triumph. dunno , would love someone played" america , fuck yea" something equally stereotypical. canadian national anthem substituted celine dion song titanic.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. actually worked called alternative medicine. would called medicine.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " surreal would see ai inside simulation begin talk simulation?
til roseanne barr hit car age 16 , hood ornament went brain skull. behavior changed radically institutionalized eight months utah state hospital , baby , gave adoption.
til almost albums , lenny kravitz sang songs , everything else : played guitar , bass , drums , percussions produced himself.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims read mother teresa , find selfish , sadistic cunt. tried tell family shit came conversation. sister basically told believe everything hear. believe everything church says mother theresa .. uh huh. took chunk change private jet charles keating ( lincoln savings loan scandal ) money ' papa doc ' duvalier haiti. christopher hitchens wrote book called * missionary position. *
til battle 1797 , british admiral horatio nelson badly wounded right arm. came surgeon said ," sooner better ," within half hour amputation returned command forces.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. masturbation animals ( using objects ; case dolphins use sand , use tortoise etc ) common may thing. done immediately copulation might also help reduce risk sexually transmitted diseases.
til emperor caracalla visited alexandria , greeted satires insults. responded massacring city's citizens pillaging afterwards.
til 4 us states completely banned billboards til 4 states banned them. taking rest guys long? we're resource-rich tourist destinations
til king george v england dragon tattoo arm
til movie , - 571 , states americans responsible capturing first enigma machine. truth first enigma machine captured british , 7 months americans entered war.
til double-blind study published nature showed experienced astrologers better determining people psychological traits based location stars birth someone randomly guessing them. need double blind study tell matters divination imagined fantasies. taurus.
arsenal becomes winning team fa cup 13 wins.
til 1950 , myxoma virus ( type pox virus ) deliberately released rabbit population australia means population control , causing death 500 million rabbits
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. job's belief alternative medicine surprising. one point fruitarian believed fruitarians bo , bathe.
til former french president flix faure , died getting bj office
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. hell * * can't remember solution tasks three years. barely remember password internet webpages. google ask want remember password wait see password entered right one. legitimately changed password twice one day i'm bad remembering them. i'm 63 character password ibetitsjustastringofwordssothatitseasytorememberorsomenonsense.
.. throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank surroundings. imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " " nested simulations would taxing systems. we'll make physically impossible. "" how? "" i'm sure , we'll make something like speed light. " " let's make sure control passage time. problem solved. "
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original.
til ford actually base decision ford pinto estimated legal costs lawsuits. myth given new life fight club. * devalues friends family even * must find friends first devalue buy friends $ 1.2 million shit i'll friend 10 dollars listen sing?
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. raccoon hacked bank america account transferred money checking offshore account cayman islands.
til british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old. feel like i'm taking crazy pills. op , coin showing front back. person verifying authenticity display front back plastic protective container? saw coin? like separating oreo cookie? oh , haha , no. held place [ plastic container called a" slab" ] ( [URL] ) coin collecting community. ok. i'm going od crazy pills here. slab holds coin. front ( heads ) separated back ( tails )? shown slab. two separate coins , sawn two? looks like op's picture edited show sides label without full slab. thanks.
til bill skarsgard ( pennywise ) , alexander skarsgard ( tarzan legend tarzan ) gustaf skarsgard ( floki vikings ) sons stellan skarsgard ( erik selvig thor , good hunting
til rodney mullen considered the" godfather" modern street skating. he's credited inventing 37 tricks including flatground ollie , kickflip , heelflip , 360 flip.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. kind genius really evil - let people dissenters come , give secret police holiday. hope kind trick works though. mao 60 years ago. , , work once. means works per generation people , no? study history doomed repeat - micheal scott
.. service would not. scum ball company ( evidence former customer ) way support again. must nice. comcast monopoly entire city outside satellite providers. wanna spend 100 bucks cable internet? ok fine get any. get internet * * cable less $ 100? witchcraft this? signed , canadian comes like 110 believe , pay bill get paid ; that's basic cable mind internet caps like 4mb / dl want say? state sanctioned robbery. $ 110? ? month? ! even afford starbucks? ? point others far worse ( looking everyone world feasible access internet way shape form ). sound like entitled brat. seriously ,
til : approximately 10,00 attended funeral hawaiian musician , israel kamakawiwoole.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims read mother teresa , find selfish , sadistic cunt. tried tell family shit came conversation. sister basically told believe everything hear. believe everything church says mother theresa .. uh huh. took chunk change private jet charles keating ( lincoln savings loan scandal ) money ' papa doc ' duvalier haiti. christopher hitchens wrote book called * missionary position. *
til kyoto , former capital japan , means" capital city" tokyo means" eastern capital" there's great [ documentary ] ( [URL] ) goes naming convention japan came , really interesting stuff.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. til anti-vaxers trying save economy. til pro universal healthcare people destroying economy. think patriotic leaders trying withdraw healthcare 20-30 million americans? killing everyone much easier increasing wages benefits.
antonio conte would 4th italian manager win premier league. never english manager.
til single helmet air force's new f - 35 fighter costs $ 400,00
til - coca cola launched dasani water uk slogan ' bottled spunk ' & ' can't live without spunk ' ; oblivious uk spunks means semen.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. there's also dilbert principle , states companies promote incompetent employees management , less damage.
til name tyrone irish county tyrone
til bruce lee avoided baked goods refined flour , describing providing empty calories nothing body.
til recordings existed alexander graham bell's voice wax cardboard disc discovered 2013. hear bell say scottish-tinged accent" hear voice. .. . alexander. . graham. . bell"
til common heart shape ( :heart_suit: ) quite possibly based seed used birth control ancient times.
til thomas jefferson kept shetland sheep white house. attacked several people , killed small boy , eventually called" abominable animal" .
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. kind genius really evil - let people dissenters come , give secret police holiday. hope kind trick works though. mao 60 years ago. , , work once. means works per generation people , no?
til armadillos genus dasypus ( ones found us ) give birth four genetically identical young split embryo ; i. e. always identical quadruplets ; known vertebrate animals exhibit this" polyembryony"
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " except one suggested civilian able guns. middle ground britain old american west. edit : sith deals absolutes ; c
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league actually find el interesting comp. teams every year. refreshing tourny lot different ' big ' teams every year , bar sevilla they're interesting honestly believe champo league good gets terms quality football oh 100 % , terms excitement variety el. variety? yes. excitement? debateable. cl exciting moments football life. they're great tbh i'm glad el getting attention days. fair enough! may getting bit carried away. never forget 2005
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. oh fucking * god * , poor guy. blame slightest. tell it! guy grand prix essentially mocked triumph. dunno , would love someone played" america , fuck yea" something equally stereotypical.
til inventor tang , also invented pop rocks , cool whip , form instant-set jell-o , convenience foods.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. dolphin without hands? dolphin penises prehensile. like tentacles. take moment think that. til i'm never swimming ocean again. i'm going go swimming ocean right ( )
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. wonder got pizza know gorbachev got pizza hut wow .. [URL] pizza hut gorbachev tv spot commercial : 60 international version"
til inventor rubik's cube realize he'd built puzzle scrambled first time tried restore
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years.
til davy crockett , congressman you. s. house representatives , opposed president andrew jackson's 1830 indian removal act member tennessee delegation vote it. six years later died defending alamo.
til christianity , islam judaism worship abrahamic god. religious texts also feature many figures , histories places. jesus also muslim prophet. thought common knowledge? allah / yahweh / god character.
til actors played brother sister on" dexter" began dating , fell love , got engaged , got married , got divorced , continuing play brother sister tv. there's something actress. kinda hot , sometimes , kinda strange looking.
til bob marley died skin cancer started toenail
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. [ removed ]
til 4 us states completely banned billboards til 4 states banned them. taking rest guys long? we're resource-rich tourist destinations
til gary webb , reporter san jose mercury news first broke story cia involvement cocaine trade , found dead with" two gunshot wounds head. " death , 2004 , ruled considering ended aids likely came blood transfusion , idk look either fek looks like poorly executed attempt cover fact got aids extra-conjugal homosexual intercourse. done past , fact distinct possibility. vagina aids , gay aids almost impossible man contract hiv vaginal intercourse.
til astronaut sunita williams first person run marathon space , finishing 4 hours 24 minutes treadmill aboard international space station.
til jordan peele's" get out" made $ 252.4 million worldwide box office , 55 times production budget $ 4.5 million.
til maned wolf's urine smells much like marijuana caused police rotterdam zoo go hunt cannabis smokers
til name tyrone irish county tyrone
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen
til sarcasm banned north korea
til post-debacle interview caught lip syncing shows , one members milli vanilli defended saying ," [ milli vanilli ] working mcdonald's. would done? "
til : 76 % known serial killers 20th century united states.
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged league ~ ~ light ~ ~ little 5.5 km. 20,00 would 110,00 km. earth measures 12,750 km across equator. go 20,00 leagues deep , would end 17.6 thousand leagues space.
til terry kath band chigaco's last words were" worry .. look , clip even it" - putting pistol temple pulling trigger. that's always check chamber. also aim guns head pull trigger.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels. human equivalent figuring jerk conditioner shampoo?
til bruce lee avoided baked goods refined flour , describing providing empty calories nothing body.
til wwii british spies posed fake charity groups hand special monopoly games allied prisoners war. games compasses , maps , real money , useful tools escaping. part story never understand nazis give shit prisoners? would allow delivery first place? exactly known humanitarian concerns.
til day crew battleship uss texas intentionally flooded torpedo tube order cause 2 degree list , giving main guns enough extra elevation boost range & hit target mainland.
audrey hepburn's first starring role ' roman holiday ' ( 1953 ). gregory peck insisted hepburn's name appear film's title font large :" got change she'll big star i'll look gregory peck awesome dude. would appear knew up. gonna turn audrey hepburn love-in , talk wait dark. god damn love movie.
til prisoners female-only concentration camp ravensbruck purposefully sewed socks thin heels toes german soldier's feet would get sore. " mein fuhrer , advance halted" " ze enemy oppose us? "" nein , mein fuhrer , ze soldiers complaining zat zair feet hurt refuse carry on" may sound simple remember socks supposed get * russian winter *. probably lot people giving credit for. sores left untended long get pretty bad. reason lt. dan made big deal fresh dry socks marching in.
til ted kaczynski ( unabomber ) updated alumni information harvard 2012 : called eight life sentences" awards" current occupation as" prisoner"
til creed bratton office played real life creed bratton , former member 1960s band grass roots
til victoria's secret founded man felt embarrassed buying lingerie wife. wanted store men could feel comfortable buying lingerie , however business model later became unprofitable company sold.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. wish day kazakhstan , tajikistan , kyrgyzstan , uzbekistan , afghanistan , pakistan would merge form huge single country called stanistan. uruguay combines paraguay form .. guayuaguay. czech republic merges slovakia form czechoslovakia. hold , game work? north carolina south carolina merge form superalabama! north south dakota combine even nothing.
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league calling - bayern stumble group stages champions league get third , fall europa league , we'll make annual trip allianz round 32. oh fuckoff guys again. [URL] replace" rudy gay" with" bayern" .
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time * know of. yea , like half animals ocean specific breeding grounds. right , necessarily mean they're capable communicating location distance breeding grounds members species - something ants , bees , ravens humans do.
til 2002 fake sequel harry potter appeared china title" harry potter bao zuolong. " book consists text jrr tolkien's hobbit names changed harry potter characters. similar case 2009 book called" dan brown's lost symbol" published ( actual" lost symbol" ) just" picture dorian gray" names changed dan brown characters. hey , least stealing quality literature. right back go publish next game throne sequel china switching names quixote characters.
blizzard taking action players spam hero voice lines overwatch
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. thing think weapons used. unsecured. edit : information , apparently straw purchased guns wrong. think" bowling columbine" info , bullying guns. shooters bought weapons themselves. take parents guns. got girl class buy weapons , underage time. ever legal action , result cooperation investigation charges filed her.
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend.
smith defends netflix cannes press conference
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen well , there's sodium dasani , could little salty. there's probably semen protein water drink it! got electrolytes.
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. i'd rather face service roll anyway follow me. nicki minaj often like pizza chinese buffet. see , respect , i'm feeling moment. saying want stick dick chinese buffet? saying don't? i'm sure buffet handle bring table
til original baby ruth candy company claimed bar named babe ruth could avoid paying royalties. later shut rival candy bar actually approved ruth use name grounds names similar.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. evaded secret service managed make whitehouse grounds whilst underwear. someone shat brick night. either none whitehouse security team balls man handle russian premier back indoors , yeltsin drunk af embarrassing russia problem , choke holding head state diplomatic incident would also diplomatic incident , though , someone managed harm yeltsin state , part result sufficient protection around time.
til hunkerin ' , fad 1950s america people would rest squatting position hours time even hold hunkerin ' competitions
.. aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank surroundings. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " " nested simulations would taxing systems. we'll make physically impossible. "" how? "" i'm sure , we'll make something like speed light. " speed light clock speed cpu runs universe. quantum entaglement software's compression algorthm work. expansion universe done via server upgrades. sleep resource management
til simultaneous releases antz bug's life due jeffrey katzenberg denied position president disney , stealing idea start dreamworks.
til australian funnel web spiders accidentally toxic given fact venom appears fairly harmless many animals except primates primates native australia.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand"
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. anyone care explain raw eggs whiskey changes person's voice? whiskey cigarettes work like charm. source : tom waits
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels. ones prefer former quickly labeled rest turmoil as" kinksters" sometimes can't fight eeling.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " hear saying it. he's actually great actor. watch" cider house rules ," favourite ," quiet american. " he's british nicholas cage. wants actually try he's great , he's willing half-ass whatever nonsense want throw way , provided pay it. oh , that's really unfair. he's adenoidal , one. watch older films , 1960s era onwards. harry palmer , alfie , man would king , etc. much better actor cage
til orthodox jews prohibited walking past motion sensor turn light sabbath.
til shooting american f - 117 stealth attack aircraft 199 , serbian propaganda posters read" sorry , know invisible"
.. service would not. scum ball company ( evidence former customer ) way support again. must nice. comcast monopoly entire city outside satellite providers. wanna spend 100 bucks cable internet? ok fine get any. get internet * * cable less $ 100? witchcraft this? signed , canadian comes like 110 believe , pay bill get paid ; that's basic cable mind internet caps like 4mb / dl want say? state sanctioned robbery. $ 110? ? month? ! even afford starbucks? ? point others far worse ( looking everyone world feasible access internet way shape form ). sound like entitled brat. seriously ,
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. * soup meal.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance army get promoted based fast run two miles. buddy mine great leadership capabilities got passed guy eats crayons run.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels. ones prefer former quickly labeled rest turmoil as" kinksters" sometimes can't fight eeling.
til grizzly bears feared respected native americans hunting required company 4 10 warriors done preparation ceremoniality intertribal warfare. * * til 2008 sleuth 30 bears besieged platinum mining compound olyotorsky district northern kamchatka. two guards killed prevented workers leaving homes * * article! oh god , they're organizing. never thought would read" bears besieged" sentence
til quentin tarantino dropped high school age 14 got job usher porn theater lying age. .
til people used think kidneys governed one's conscience , several bible verses say god inspects kidneys dead. jewish tradition holds one kidney counsels good , evil.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels. ones prefer former quickly labeled rest turmoil as" kinksters"
til usa one seven countries ratified convention elimination forms discrimination women
til steve jobs took acid , said" taking lsd profound experience , one important things life" would seem there's wide range experiences lsd. since often dark enough thoughts nightmares terrifying , i'd definitely rather risk it. smart. know thyself truly know thyself afraid taking lsd truly know lsd would definitely afraid taking lsd. good-time party drug folks. exactly jobs described , profound experience. definitely fear almost like fear god.
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters. german. til kill shelters. too. shelter kill doggos? bc underfunded. either killed , literally looks like concentration camp. got funding , could no-kill shelters. us no-kill shelters.
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league actually find el interesting comp. teams every year. refreshing tourny lot different ' big ' teams every year , bar sevilla they're interesting honestly believe champo league good gets terms quality football oh 100 % , terms excitement variety el. variety? yes. excitement? debateable. cl exciting moments football life. they're great tbh i'm glad el getting attention days. fair enough! may getting bit carried away. never forget 2005
til 27 ad wooden amphitheater collapsed ancient town fidenae resulted death 200-500 spectators. roman senate responded raising building standards banishing creator theater , atilius.
til picture severed japanese head tank turret published life magazine february 1 , 1943 , generated less protest letters image mistreated cat issue.
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. til $ 14 million budget , major hollywood actors , major hollywood filmmaker , film company owned comcast , qualify independent filmmaking. edit. great. top comment snide remark. rip previous also think sp came gay cowboy idea. also recall pudding eating.
til russell crowe contacted fbi al qaeda wanting kidnap take" iconographic americans picture sort cultural destabilisation plan. " russel crowe american though. he's originally new zealand.
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time * know of. yea , like half animals ocean specific breeding grounds. right , necessarily mean they're capable communicating location distance breeding grounds members species - something ants , bees , ravens humans do.
til ohio issues" scarlet letter plates" people given limited driving privileges convicted dui.
til word" meme" coined biologist richard dawkins refer ideas spread replicate darwinian fashion
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. holy shit , exactly came say. nuke too? implications comment massively scary. mean , many people would willingly stay sub deep underwater cramp / pressurized tube breathing recycled air. bunch dudes age 25 .. shenanigans pretty fucked , understand.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging fishwife hanged murdering illegitimate infant shortly birth. well blame then. gave birth ungodly human / fish chimera would expect do? kill get's big. mean , makes sense me. think stay size whatever container keep
til japanese kamikaze pilots allowed return find suitable target. one pilot shot ninth return. * shrugs *" odds , amarite? " * shot dead * 1:1 1:1 suicide supreme tees friend
til dueling , common two male giraffes sex eachother. interactions males found frequent heterosexual coupling
til form medieval torture , victims feet covered salt water goat would start licking them. sometimes laughter stress intense tickling resulted heart attack brain hemorrhage.
til greek origin word" idiot" used mean someone participate politics public affairs
til battle germantown , 177 , cease fire called due small terrier wandering battlefield.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims read mother teresa , find selfish , sadistic cunt. tried tell family shit came conversation. sister basically told believe everything hear. believe everything church says mother theresa .. uh huh. took chunk change private jet charles keating ( lincoln savings loan scandal ) money ' papa doc ' duvalier haiti. christopher hitchens wrote book called * missionary position. *
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches wait cockroaches bite? ?? worry , sleeping inside mouth. inside ear since can't turn around inside ear canal , burrow deeper brain.
til wilmer valderrama purchased vista cruiser used on" ' 70s show" $ 500 series ended.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " wanna hear michael caine impression? ' ello , name michael caine.
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. amazingly , every guns n roses band member appetite destruction still alive. motley too? like f..? none hold candle ozzy. he's actually donating body science dies figure lived drugs alcohol. prince darkness , whatever want. another ( formerly ) insanely alcohol addled" prince darkness" still alive form alice cooper. maybe consider possibility made deal devil
til kangaroos fart burp. instead , methane converted acetate , used generate energy
til : 76 % known serial killers 20th century united states. key word is" known" countries catch acknowledge serial killers. russia bragged usa serial killers. truth never coordinated police force tie crimes together. like iran saying homosexuals.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. til anti-vaxers trying save economy.
til british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old. 1200 years old , here's [ king edward hammered silver penny ] ( [URL] ) , clocking least 710 years old. obverse : edw r angl dns hyb edward king
til ford actually base decision ford pinto estimated legal costs lawsuits. myth given new life fight club. * devalues friends family even * must find friends first devalue buy friends $ 1.2 million shit i'll friend 10 dollars listen sing?
til directing jurassic park , spielberg saw cgi t. rex , said stop motion animator phil tippett ," job ," tippett replied ," mean extinct? ". spielberg later incorporated dialogue
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging fishwife hanged murdering illegitimate infant shortly birth. long long ago , especially evidenced roman empire , infanticide often even considered crime baby six months old. guess lived wrong era. [URL]
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank
til infinity sign also called the" lemniscate"
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. everyone freaking : seal extinct. fact well listed as" least concern" - - furthest category from" extinct" . uneducated , furthest category extinct still extinction spectrum , every animal fit spectrum. like category field mice? edit : thanks answers guys!
til penn jillette penn teller painted finger nails red joke response mother telling get manicure people would looking hands , always keeps one finger nail painted red memory mother. he's cool dude celebrity speaks anti-vaccine nonsense alright book. see feel like. people want abortions people want vaccines. what's difference?
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. 1. rent plane 2. bless rain clouds fly , turn local downfall holy water 3. secretly baptise everyone 4. ~ ~? ?? ~ ~ collect tithes 5. profit bless rain clouds aafricaa
til japanese kamikaze pilots allowed return find suitable target. one pilot shot ninth return. * shrugs *" odds , amarite? " * shot dead * 1:1 1:1 suicide supreme tees friend
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged jules verne treasury kid , illustrations always blew away. think they're woodcuts? [URL] much wood would woodcutter cut woodcutter woodcut wood?
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time right , necessarily mean they're capable communicating location distance breeding grounds members species - something ants , bees , ravens humans do. dolphins? whales matter. octopus friend avocado?
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. yeah , kids fine. teenagers hand .. i'm worried. two teenage girls calm collected think critically. however , 7 - year-old son showing signs think critically , care to. he's gonna expensive.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance performance navy though? recently collided boats? not. promoted!
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " gene hackman asked starred superman said" give 2 million reasons why" particularly great reasons , taken together , become impossible refuse. wait minute , superman good though! ! f..! !! ?? superman iv however i've never heard this" superman iv" .. low budget movie terrible plot bad acting? / almost sarcasm try pretend idea never came like idea nicholas cage considered superman role. budget superman n64 believe
til o. j. simpson's 1995 verdict announcement murder , long-distance calls declined 58 % , trading new york stock exchange decreased 41 % , water usage decreased , estimated $
til report found , every $ 1 invested us national park service , american public receives $ 4 economic value.
til - wwi , king albert belgium personally led defense germans , queen served nurse , son enlisted infanty.
til dextromethorphan ( aka robitussin ) dissociative drug , works acting brain raise threshold thinks needs cough.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. fault [ removed ]
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. legitimately 1984 stuff right there.
til 1959 , you. s. postal service successfully shipped mail using cruise missile , delivering cargo new jersey florida 22 minutes
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. " boris yeltsin first words you. s. president clinton upon meeting 1995 , think o. j. it? " guy like relaxed uncle.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. mother 4 year old 1.5 year old two friends round house , there's enough wine world. send supplies.
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. would raw eggs make voice rough? raw eggs would line throat could gargling harsh sounds without damaging vocal chords hurting throat. it'd like thick milkshake attempting extreme metal vocals. mean , i'd probably rather milkshake. healthy metal vocals. vegan black metal , kvlt right now.
til : today's average teenagers know vastly milky way galaxies professional astronomers 100 years ago.
til hiroshima policeman went nagasaki teach police officers duck cover days bombings. single officer died nagasaki blast.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. way off. seinfeld young girl's strange , erotic journey milan minsk. necking schindler's list! least better english patient , hated film!
til william bradford , governor plymouth colony , year old father died sent live grandfather , died two years later sent live mother , died one year later.
til penn jillette penn teller painted finger nails red joke response mother telling get manicure people would looking hands , always keeps one finger nail painted red memory mother. read jillette's book god , no! , parts family life really compelling , eg. late parents , led seeing sister die old age younger age. he's quite complicated person. edit guy slightly older sister think might fuck much mom dying , mean kind expect see parents die seeing sibling die nowhere close must painful sister died 18 7. shit fucks life.
til mae jemison , first female african-american astronaut , inspired apply nasa star trek character , lieutenant uhura. jemison later went make cameo appearance star trek : next generation.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. mother 4 year old 1.5 year old two friends round house , there's enough wine world. send supplies.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. overdue another #purge! people could wrap stop shitting many kids cause they're bored. really understand people children. wife really stable jobs city good economy affordable housing yet kid huge economical decision .. one whim ; plan right time it.
til cops died illness linked 9/11 perished day
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance holy shit , exactly came say. nuke too? implications comment massively scary. mean , many people would willingly stay sub deep underwater cramp / pressurized tube breathing recycled air.
til thalidomide , infamous morning sickness drug caused severe birth defects , never approved use us single reviewer fda think tested enough , resisted industry pressure approve drug anyway.
til carrie fisher got copy star wars holiday special george lucas ( exchange recording dvd commentary star wars ) showed parties ' mainly end night want people leave. '
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen [ knew ] ( [URL] ) edit : seriously , [ knew ] ( [URL] ). jesus christ. anyone marketing stop say" hey , maybe guy lying back , mouth wide open , eyes closed. sort looks like getting facial. " i've never seen water ad person drinking missing mouth guy ad mouth.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " hear saying it. he's actually great actor. watch" cider house rules ," favourite ," quiet american. " he's british nicholas cage. wants actually try he's great , he's willing half-ass whatever nonsense want throw way , provided pay it. oh , that's really unfair. he's adenoidal , one. watch older films , 1960s era onwards. harry palmer , alfie , man would king , etc. much better actor cage
til patsy cline offered car ride back nashville singer dottie west. cline refused , telling west ," worry , hoss. time go , time. " patsy cline died plane crash
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" really fucking picture , ops fault come reddit find advert. want bars wall [ think it? ] ( [URL] )
til pitbulls responsible fatal dog attacks america past 2 years unfortunately lot stem situational improper husbandry ignorance .. pitbulls rotties shitty dogs shitty people attracted them. world may never know.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand"
til since speak much english , first english speaking role , antonio banderas learn lines phonetically
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time * know of.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. * soup meal. soup sandwich - - that's meal! , fucking not. anything , white person meal. mexico actually consider meals events spend time families , something eat breakroom white company work
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged league ~ ~ light ~ ~ little 5.5 km. 20,00 would 110,00 km. earth measures 12,750 km across equator. go 20,00 leagues deep , would end 17.6 thousand leagues space. yeah always confused me. never seemed obvious distance travelled depth. depth fathoms , no?
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. months sea probably care ship's integrity compromised .. " well guys looks like we're gonna stay fix boat. darn. " captain ; got bad news lads. ship literally falling apart stay .. sailors : woohoo! captain : .. nails .. sailors : mutiny! " rape pillage get nails back go home! " " ah , royal majesty , * barbaric * tribes attacked us stole screws , .. attacked back screws. that's took us long return home. "
til james cameron supposed make spider man film 1990s leonardo dicaprio spider man & arnold schwarzenegger doctor octopus
til caduceus symbol mistakenly used many american medical companies actually associated thievery commerce , true medical symbol similar looking rod asclepius.
til response a" catastrophic emergency ," united states government suspended replaced single , combined branch" coordinated" president , indefinitely.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. *
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. milk tried daughter's school absolutely packed sugar. almost sweet ice cream. low fat. would better full fat sugar. americans add sugar regular milk? know already fairly high sugar
bruce willis rejected early script of" die hard vengeance" titled" troubleshooter ," fighting terrorists cruise line. " troubleshooter" later repurposed into" speed 2 : cruise control. "
til soviet composer dmitri shostakovich obsessive regularly sent cards test well postal service working.
til steve jobs took acid , said" taking lsd profound experience , one important things life" whenever see posts lsd think ," huh , that's one things i'd like try lifetime" . remember idea would even go safely acquiring , even netherlands.
til james cameron supposed make spider man film 1990s leonardo dicaprio spider man & arnold schwarzenegger doctor octopus
til directing jurassic park , spielberg saw cgi t. rex , said stop motion animator phil tippett ," job ," tippett replied ," mean extinct? ". spielberg later incorporated dialogue
til actor martin sheen married woman 56 years
til 1983 , caddies masters tournament black. due clubs tradition.
til classic pc game" baldur's gate" developed , alongside engine , 18 months team 60 people never worked video game before. masterpiece game. graphics detailed time period. storyline engrossing. tell put lots research hard work making game. set standard type rpg's awhile. rereleased baldur gate updated graphics would spend much money.
til japanese war criminal hideki tojo arrested , given new dentures awaited trial , american dentist made secretly drilled" remember pearl harbour" morse code
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time * know of. yea , like half animals ocean specific breeding grounds. right , necessarily mean they're capable communicating location distance breeding grounds members species - something ants , bees , ravens humans do. dolphins?
til male swiss citizen , roger federer compulsorily required serve armed forces. however , 2003 , despite already become tennis pro , deemed ' unfit ' back problem , relieved
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. always wonder adult show came would liked it. love curb can't get seinfeld? ! i'm opposite , grew seinfeld still happily rewatch could never get curb. curb makes cringe hard , press stop walk away episode. still like show odd reason try watch cringing larry's inability understand social norms kills me.
til america's first female mayor elected 1887. group men nominated joke , 60 percent vote. much 2010 ' money? [ $ 24.80 ] ( [URL] ) somehow 24.80 seems insulting dollar. dollar clearly insult 24 bucks change calculated accurate representation feel did. town mayor fined 1 buck ( country's currency ). never got promotion that. thought funny teacher explained ammount show , important thing fined. promotes mayor laughing loud. given job , elected
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity. " synthesized uric acid , sold $ 25,00 build house it. warlock mars , bitch" - william shatner charlie sheen roast. actual quote? watch roast charlie sheen. says something sorts. shatner amazing , really really funny. also kind dick , accounts
til star wars , yoda's unusual speaking style maintained estonian dubs movie , grammatically correct.
til - edison died nikola tesla wrote negative obituary nyt - made fun hygiene work ethic almost amazing people aware tesla-edison history. edit : documentaries besides comic oatmeal posted. jesus people , comment something original. sadly can't clam know much , know edison fucked tesla general shit lots great documentaries show life depth. like prestige? yep. sad people know tesla inventing teleportation.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen [ knew ] ( [URL] ) edit : seriously , [ knew ] ( [URL] ).
queen elizabeth celebrates 91st birthday
til classic pc game" baldur's gate" developed , alongside engine , 18 months team 60 people never worked video game before. masterpiece game. graphics detailed time period. storyline engrossing. tell put lots research hard work making game. set standard type rpg's awhile. rereleased baldur gate updated graphics would spend much money.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death die beating grizzly fistfight i'd regret fuck
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. tall 78 storeys? well storey floor 78 floors tall floor? long piece string? many roads must man walk , call man?
til jaleel white hated playing role steve urkel in" family matters. " series cancelled , said ," ever see character , take put bullet head put misery. "
til three gorges dam china massive slowed rotation earth 60 nanoseconds nothing like 320 nanoseconds changed op's mom came world. actual photo [ born ] ( [URL] )
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. .. realized like dogs alive 9/11 probably dead .. =[ dog born 199 happy_face dog still alive? isn't. probably dispose body. is. turning 18 june.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. yeah , kids fine. teenagers hand ..
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank move light annoying put reach? expect serious revenge he's still got bright light annoying him. cunts put reach. block light he's annoyed. clearly wants darkness. idk irks much does. totally agree. one intelligent animals earth compromise cover light .. germans :" zee light must stay on! octopoos cannot break zee rules. " zee octopus dangerous must deel vit it.
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. love milk find funny comment , milk positive comment , bottom thread. know reddit hated milk much.
til vietnam war 30,00 american draft dodgers fled canada , number canadians volunteered fight
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. actually makes lot meaningful. hare nap job everyone would die anyways? guess story pointlessness achievement face unavoidable death? reading employ animals form part critical communications infrastructure simply speed / reliability / fault-tolerance / integrity properties modern built environment needs.
til 1984 fbi declared key west police department criminal enterprise , several high-ranking officers arrested running protection racket cocaine smugglers.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging r / accidentalpun that's great sub , thanks roping in! loop. puns tight! ! #do get it? noose tight. still get it.
til jupiter's center gravity sun outside sun's surface. technically , mutual orbit around , around point extremely close sun.
til gary webb , reporter san jose mercury news first broke story cia involvement cocaine trade , found dead with" two gunshot wounds head. " death , 2004 , ruled cia bad news. whether dealing drugs , providing children pedophiles , assassinating foreign heads state , acts completely without moral compass.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. think got idea movie? ? 93.6 % hollywood films inspired eric cartman. study done yale , can't seem find link however .. " um .. okay , : adam sandler like love girl. turns girl actually golden retriever something. " that's plot always sunny episode , except rickety cricket instead adam sandler. hilarious episode way. i'm massive always sunny fan thought episode bit weak.
til wwii general george patton believed reincarnated ancient roman soldier , also thought served napoleon.
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax ha , sallie mae thing reason. think know , navient. chiquita thing , united fruit company seriously fucked shit.
til kyoto , former capital japan , means" capital city" tokyo means" eastern capital" voted hard burned temple
til sam kinison killed drunk driver crossed median hit sam's vehicle head on. according friend , looked unharmed , began speaking one , saying" want die. " ," why? "
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. milk tried daughter's school absolutely packed sugar. almost sweet ice cream. low fat. would better full fat sugar. americans add sugar regular milk? know already fairly high sugar
til 7 players tournament big 4 competed. stan one since 2010
til sources say kim il-sung , founder north korea , could actually impostor , might stolen name resistance leader died
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. nope. take phrase. > jack jill went hill , jack tripped jill. resulted lawsuit. becomes jajwuth 42ofjtbtbj98trial! # wait share how'd kno let's hope website hashes user data effectively. otherwise idiot uses passw 0rd password might get data stolen. reddit censor password comment it? lapislazulirule 34 work?
til marine col. henry pierson crowe served wwi , banana wars , wwii , korean war , silver star bronze star guadalcanal , telling men" never get purple heart hiding
til russell crowe contacted fbi al qaeda wanting kidnap take" iconographic americans picture sort cultural destabilisation plan. " russel crowe american though. he's originally new zealand.
til greek god fertility , never ending boner sacrificial animal ass. name gave rise medical term priapism - - prolonged erection
til governor len small illinois acquitted embezzlement , eight jurors made decision received state jobs
til george washington wooden teeth , set real teeth slaves
til japanese kamikaze pilots allowed return find suitable target. one pilot shot ninth return. * shrugs *" odds , amarite? " * shot dead * 1:1 1:1 suicide supreme tees friend
til british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old. oh shit even plausible conspiracy theories bs time. coincidences happen lot. coincidences wow mom
til schrdinger believe possibility cat simultaneously dead alive. thought experiment meant criticize absurdity existing view quantum mechanics.
til tyrannosaurus arms 1 meter long heavily muscled , biceps capable lifting several hundred pounds alone. appear small weak relative rest body.
til wilmer valderrama purchased vista cruiser used on" ' 70s show" $ 500 series ended.
til mae jemison , first female african-american astronaut , inspired apply nasa star trek character , lieutenant uhura. jemison later went make cameo appearance star trek : next generation.
til dueling , common two male giraffes sex eachother. interactions males found frequent heterosexual coupling
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. dog still alive? isn't. probably dispose body. is. turning 18 june. sure celebrate registering vote! heard trump lost dog vote 17-0 makes sense since clinton dogs photographed giving head pats .. trump never pet ever.
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. .. realized like dogs alive 9/11 probably dead .. =[ dog born 199 happy_face dog still alive? isn't. probably dispose body. is. turning 18 june.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand"
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. actually worked called alternative medicine. would called medicine.
til battle germantown , 177 , cease fire called due small terrier wandering battlefield.
til - men 20s ejaculate often may impart protections prostate cancer later life.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. homeowner without kids : umbrella f-ing cheap stupid it. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes " * reason , parts play , like boromir ned stark , life online long afterwards. keep seeing - call - memes? " * - sean bean he's us. shit. we've discovered. everybody scatter! memes man? ! cops gonna find them!
til vietnam war 800 murders attempted murders superior officers enlisted soldiers investigated. term ' fragging ' coined due popular use fragmentation grenades commit murders.
til lexus april fool's day joke , introduced" variable load coupling rear orientation ( v-lcro )" seats , technology attaches driver seat velcro allow aggressive turns.
til town florida named frostproof marketing plot claim town would never citrus frost. less two years founding frost killed citrus town. never thought i'd see til local place seeing i'm middle nowhere
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material.
til davy crockett , congressman you. s. house representatives , opposed president andrew jackson's 1830 indian removal act member tennessee delegation vote it. six years later died defending alamo.
.. octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " surreal would see ai inside simulation begin talk simulation? think might like westworld
.. aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank surroundings. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " " nested simulations would taxing systems. we'll make physically impossible. "" how? "" i'm sure , we'll make something like speed light. " speed light clock speed cpu runs universe. quantum entaglement software's compression algorthm work. expansion universe done via server upgrades. sleep resource management
til yreka , california , bakery operated 100 years called yreka bakery , formed palindrome. business closed gallery opened spot , named yrella gallery would also form palindrome. state motto california [ eureka! ] ( [URL] ) worth noting , yreka pronounced. wy-ree-kah. yreka shasta name mt. shasta. means north mountain.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. oh fucking * god * , poor guy. blame slightest. tell it! guy grand prix essentially mocked triumph. dunno , would love someone played" america , fuck yea" something equally stereotypical.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. south park something told watch whilst growing up. never really gave much time recently. always saw childish trash. blown away social commentary good show actually is.
til oprah born single mother , wore potato sacks clothes , molested family , gave birth stillborn child 14 like not. still gotta respect her. like oprah? raise hand here. consistently given platform pseudoscience hucksters , pressed , shrugs saying something along lines trying inform people dr. oz legitimate doctor saved peoples lives. goddamn snake oil salesman. know entirely oprah fault , enabled supported it. think kind shitty that.
til hiroshima policeman went nagasaki teach police officers duck cover days bombings. single officer died nagasaki blast.
til 2002 fake sequel harry potter appeared china title" harry potter bao zuolong. " book consists text jrr tolkien's hobbit names changed harry potter characters.
til hamburgers called started burgers made ham , actually named german city hamburg
til maned wolf's urine smells much like marijuana caused police rotterdam zoo go hunt cannabis smokers
til lexus april fool's day joke , introduced" variable load coupling rear orientation ( v-lcro )" seats , technology attaches driver seat velcro allow aggressive turns. joke .. .. hmm .. one farts gotta lift butt
til ravens observed calling wolves site dead animals open carcass leave scraps accessible them.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. til $ 14 million budget , major hollywood actors , major hollywood filmmaker , film company owned comcast , qualify independent filmmaking. edit. great. top comment snide remark. rip previous also think sp came gay cowboy idea. also recall pudding eating. guess know lingo then.
til phil collins honorary member hip-hop group , bone thugs-n-harmony due international success single , home , collins featured. collin moniker group chrome bone.
til mid - 1990s , due stress acting promotion films , jean-claude van damme developed cocaine addiction. spent $ 10,00 week , snorted 10 grams per day 1996.
til patsy cline offered car ride back nashville singer dottie west. cline refused , telling west ," worry , hoss. time go , time. " patsy cline died plane crash
til donald duck loved scandinavian countries sweden make illegal vote political elections. 2005 norway 1/4 total population read donald duck magazine , and" donaldism" became thing. confirm. norwegian. tons comics. teenagers even adults read them. they're cutesy childish traditional disney stuff. fascinating decendents vikings donald duck magazine collectors.
til bored work manhattan project richard feynman would amuse picking locks colleagues confidential file cabinets placing prank notes , colleagues believed spy infiltrated project.
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til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " i've never heard this" superman iv" .. low budget movie terrible plot bad acting? / almost sarcasm try pretend idea never came like idea nicholas cage considered superman role. budget superman n64 believe remember grandparents buying [ game ] ( [URL] ) excited end week threw fucking trash what? flying rings cup tea? [ worst 7 minutes 37 seconds ever ] ( [URL] )
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. til $ 14 million budget , major hollywood actors , major hollywood filmmaker , film company owned comcast , qualify independent filmmaking. edit. great. top comment snide remark. rip previous also think sp came gay cowboy idea. also recall pudding eating. guess know lingo then. eat poopoo
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. dairy industry done impressive things years. food pyramid designed specifically encourage milk cheese consumption help struggling dairy farmers. wait. telling nutritional information .. official nutritional information government uses strictly scientifical? oh honey goes top triangle. bee lobby really powerful.
til von trapp family , made famous sound music , lost fortune great depression , children's singing careers purely way earn livelihood.
til carrots actually help people see dark. myth propaganda used royal air force explain pilots improved success night air battles , actually used disguise advances radar technology.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. think got idea movie? ? 93.6 % hollywood films inspired eric cartman. study done yale , can't seem find link however ..
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax soon known as" retail credit agency" following congressional testimony. < two weeks later > okay , calling ourselves" credit mcchecky clown penis" literally name left. let's hope nothing goes wrong time. could always washington redskins credit agency
til aztec empire one first societies mandatory education children regardless gender rank.
til theodore roosevelt openly despised nickname" teddy" , quick correct anyone called it. preferred working closely refer colonel theodore.
til usa one seven countries ratified convention elimination forms discrimination women
til king george v england dragon tattoo arm
til giant panda chi chi sexually attracted humans refused attempts mating giant pandas. instead made full sexual self-presentation zookeepers.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " gene hackman asked starred superman said" give 2 million reasons why" particularly great reasons , taken together , become impossible refuse. wait minute , superman good though! ! f..! !! ?? superman iv however i've never heard this" superman iv" .. low budget movie terrible plot bad acting? / almost sarcasm try pretend idea never came like idea nicholas cage considered superman role. budget superman n64 believe
til darko milicic , drafted 2nd overall 2003 nba draft ( carmelo anthony , dwyane wade chris bosh ) currently apple farmer serbia.
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. mean , angel , likes customers? business owners thrive them.
til plato distinguished gymnast wrestler , well known wrestling prowess.
til lyrics elton john's ' rocket man ' meant taken literally mars bound astronaut leaving family job.
til america's first female mayor elected 1887. group men nominated joke , 60 percent vote. 4chan 1887?
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. amazingly , every guns n roses band member appetite destruction still alive. motley too? like f..?
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. relaxed drank fifth vodka every day sorry fifth? american always wondered. google maybe people know too. edit : thanks everyone , know international standard alcohol volumes ever thought would. fifth gallon. 75 cl. context people use cl instead l ml? never really see uk , rest europe see instead millilitres volumes drinks lot , 33cl 50cl opposed 330ml 500ml
til male dolphins sometimes masturbate wrapping live eel around penis
til : 76 % known serial killers 20th century united states. key word is" known" countries catch acknowledge serial killers. russia bragged usa serial killers. truth never coordinated police force tie crimes together. mean usa # 1 catching known serial killers too?
til eleven cases blood alcohol content higher 1 % , poland holds five
til american captives vietnam war would authenticate new prisoner's american identity tapping first five notes of" shave haircut" , cell wall , waiting appropriate response
til term checkmate , according barnhart etymological dictionary , alteration persian phrase" shh mt" ( ) means , literally ," king helpless"
til writing staff futurama held 3 ph. d. , seven master's degrees , cumulatively 50 years harvard university. series writer patric m. verrone stated ," easily overeducated cartoon writers history"
til one ever seen echidna ejaculate. sir , seen enough sonic hedge hog fan art. google" [ first name ] hedgehog. " by" ," mean" dont. " first name extremely unusual , 4 living people know it. 3 father grandfather.
til michael jackson would requested wine served diet coke cans flights , want kids see drinking alcohol. thinking frank reynolds came original idea.
til george foreman originally paid 40 % profits endorsing george foreman grill. peak grill's sales , making 4.5 million dollars month.
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league least qualified european competition we're capable winning .. enjoy maccabi tel aviv away cunts tel aviv lovely city really. let's hope they're miserable. horrific away trip tho. must furthest trip , right?
til death steve irwin , speculated series revenge killings , least ten stingrays found dead mutilated coast queensland that's literally last thing would wanted .. real , likely drunken certainly foolish people spat face legacy everything stood for.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. everything ive ever heard dolphins ' sexuality deeply disturbing. animal who's sex life freaks more. like seriously dolphins stahpp ever read penguins , then. ducks.
til inventor tang , also invented pop rocks , cool whip , form instant-set jell-o , convenience foods.
til crowned eagle , known bird confirmed viewing humans prey
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. hell * * can't remember solution tasks three years.
til 1983 , caddies masters tournament black. due clubs tradition. * indeed , club co-founder clifford roberts reputed said ," long i'm alive , golfers white , caddies black. " * prediction probably turned correct well killed 3rd hole 1977 yes correct
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax ha , sallie mae thing reason. think know , navient. chiquita thing , united fruit company seriously fucked shit.
til though thomas kinkade designed paintings , widely sold prints produced semi-industrial process prints factory produced manually touched low-level apprentices embellished prefabricated base.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" things never change.
til lexus april fool's day joke , introduced" variable load coupling rear orientation ( v-lcro )" seats , technology attaches driver seat velcro allow aggressive turns. joke .. .. hmm .. one farts gotta lift butt
til shooting american f - 117 stealth attack aircraft 199 , serbian propaganda posters read" sorry , know invisible"
til form medieval torture , victims feet covered salt water goat would start licking them. sometimes laughter stress intense tickling resulted heart attack brain hemorrhage.
til thomas jefferson kept shetland sheep white house. attacked several people , killed small boy , eventually called" abominable animal" . adorab - wait , * killed * child? back then? presidents goat killed one children. take it? " oh ok mr. president. love anyways" * kicks * well kids back pretty decent chance diying anyways.
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. went become one evil morally deprived corporations existence ..
til since humans became aware mortality roughly 150,00 years ago , developed one mechanism dealing existential anxiety accompanies : denial.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. many confused. answer homeowner's insurance likely umbrella coverage. insurance clearly covered acts caused residents household. result , victims could sue parents actually get damages. homeowners insurance include? yep , umbrella policy. one added mine. $ 1 million covers pretty much anything around $ 300 / year. whats funny teenager moves it'll drop $ 120 / year! policies make litigation targets.
til judd apatow watched movie" true romance" idea floyd , beloved stoner character played brad pitt , finally leaving apartment getting chased bad guys. idea ended becoming" pineapple express" .
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. * 1905 , companies merged become nestl anglo-swiss condensed milk company , retaining name 1947. * good decision shorten nestl. dunno , think shortened anglo-swiss condensed milk company. roles tongue , know. anglo milk sounds dirty
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. think agree. show george. except one time kramer l. a. worst episodes. bad great like rest series. except somehow still way better finale.
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con person attacked another congoer , adrianne stepped up. congoer? one congo? think related con. specifically congo-con person cosplaying amy. congogoer gogo congo con? gogocongogoer?
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. thought * fruit * would cure cancer. dads buddy swears ' cancer eats sugar ' diet slowly consumes .. sad_face
til yreka , california , bakery operated 100 years called yreka bakery , formed palindrome. business closed gallery opened spot , named yrella gallery would also form palindrome. state motto california [ eureka! ] ( [URL] ) worth noting , yreka pronounced. wy-ree-kah.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes tbf helicopters scary fuck.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. yeah , actually died narcissistic personality disorder. yeah can't believe dude commercial comparing fucking gandhi , egomaniac.
til credit card" chip" technology ( aka emv ) rolled us almost 25 years old wait .. .. rolled out? chip cards you. s?
til inuits really term means eskimo brother :" aipak" , or" me" , describing positive relationship someone slept wife.
til henry vii someone who's job wipe bottom him. called ' grooms stool ' henry vii 4 reign , knighted!
til penn jillette penn teller painted finger nails red joke response mother telling get manicure people would looking hands , always keeps one finger nail painted red memory mother.
til australia conducted biological warfare invasive rabbit population , reducing population 600 million 100 million.
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged league ~ ~ light ~ ~ little 5.5 km. 20,00 would 110,00 km. earth measures 12,750 km across equator. go 20,00 leagues deep , would end 17.6 thousand leagues space.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. reminds kazakhstan girl shooting competition played borat spoof anthem. link : [URL] australian sporting event competition i'd totally humorous alternative national anthem. mean think several contenders but" under" men work would least / appropriate think.
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. would raw eggs make voice rough? raw eggs would line throat could gargling harsh sounds without damaging vocal chords hurting throat. it'd like thick milkshake attempting extreme metal vocals. mean , i'd probably rather milkshake. healthy metal vocals. vegan black metal , kvlt right now.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind. space race byproduct developing icbms .. spacex merely clever front future top time post / r / prorevenge .. " bully school? i'll strand mars prison" .
til marvel's first movie , howard duck , bombed box office. cost estimated $ 37 million , grossed $ 38 million internationally , netting $ 1 million.
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. forget swallowing raw eggs. would raw eggs make voice rough? shells hard tissue mean that's one creative way contract salmonella odds getting salmonella way astronomically low almost silly even mention it.
til response a" catastrophic emergency ," united states government suspended replaced single , combined branch" coordinated" president , indefinitely. i'm flashbacks star wars prequels
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches careful. want piss scientologists. i'm even kidding.
til elvis presley entourage would rent roller skating rinks throw $ 15,00 worth fireworks wearing" air force jump-suits plus gloves , helmets , goggles. "
til 17th century , roman catholic church ruled beavers fish could eaten fridays.
til queen band world every member written least 3 number ones , meaning whole band songwriter's hall fame
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. overdue another #purge! people could wrap stop shitting many kids cause they're bored.
til head injuries common pennyfarthing bicycles riders would put feet handlebar going downhill would thrown feet-first instead head-first.
til plato gave definition man as" featherless bipeds ," diogenes plucked chicken brought plato's academy , saying ," behold! i've brought man ," academy added" broad flat nails" definition.
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. everyone freaking : seal extinct. fact well listed as" least concern" - - furthest category from" extinct" . uneducated , furthest category extinct still extinction spectrum , every animal fit spectrum. like category field mice? edit : thanks answers guys! i'm authority , humans listed as" least concern" . likely latter. really category beyond that. " excess" .
til international data code switzerland ch , stands confoederatio helvetica , latin name country. switzerland chose code avoid favouring four official languages.
til enough water lake superior flood entire landmasses north south america depth 1 foot. contains 3 quadrillion gallons fresh water. leave response comments able see across great lakes. [URL] lake michigan grand , mi
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged league ~ ~ light ~ ~ little 5.5 km. 20,00 would 110,00 km. earth measures 12,750 km across equator. go 20,00 leagues deep , would end 17.6 thousand leagues space. according wikipedia verne used paris league 4km , 80 00km total.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. " regret .. .. * boneitis *! "
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity.
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. .. realized like dogs alive 9/11 probably dead .. =[ oh yeah. also , remember comet full house? he's dead too. dog frasier died 2006.
til : graphics company nvidia named latin ' invidia ' , means ' envy '. also reason use color green , in" green envy" .
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. , got hired 15 times. that's positive. find insulting get hired 15 times takes almost year 700 applications get part time job.
til oj simpson's father well-known drag queen sf area died aids 1986.
til lyrics elton john's ' rocket man ' meant taken literally mars bound astronaut leaving family job.
til death steve irwin , speculated series revenge killings , least ten stingrays found dead mutilated coast queensland that's literally last thing would wanted ..
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches wait cockroaches bite? ??
til jordan peele's" get out" made $ 252.4 million worldwide box office , 55 times production budget $ 4.5 million.
til grizzly bears feared respected native americans hunting required company 4 10 warriors done preparation ceremoniality intertribal warfare.
til population czech republic traditionally irreligious long time. ever since 1600 ' , czech people described as" tolerant even indifferent towards religion" .
til 1984 mcdonalds offered free big macs , fries , coke gold silver bronze olympics. year soviet union boycotted us olympics therefore us got many medals expected became huge failure
.. aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank surroundings. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " " nested simulations would taxing systems. we'll make physically impossible. "" how? "" i'm sure , we'll make something like speed light. " speed light clock speed cpu runs universe. quantum entaglement software's compression algorthm work. expansion universe done via server upgrades. sleep resource management
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. mean , angel , likes customers? business owners thrive them.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. thread r / sex yesterday using microscope form contraception. that's how. wait .. can't say link explain need know [URL] people condoms? feel good. makes sex less fun. folk say make difference straight lying themselves.
til carl sagan wanted include" comes sun" message aliens , record company scared extraterrestrial copyright infringement.
til debuting 1979 one-time , 13 - part series ," old house" one earliest home improvement shows. initially controversial among building contractors , cast afraid giving away secrets building trades.
til cali cartel murdered many people dumped bodies cauca river local municipality eventually bankrupt cost recovering corpses conducting autopsies.
til name hotmail chosen contains html , originally styled hotmail. growing think html abbreviation hotmail , guess worked.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" things never change. ain't broke .. .. drinking fast enough. need faster , barry.
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. everyone freaking : seal extinct. fact well listed as" least concern" - - furthest category from" extinct" . uneducated , furthest category extinct still extinction spectrum , every animal fit spectrum. like category field mice? edit : thanks answers guys!
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. , got hired 15 times. that's positive. i'm met multiple women exactly like that. get hired drop hat garbage employees.
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. dunno , think shortened anglo-swiss condensed milk company. roles tongue , know. anglo milk sounds dirty contrary superior purest white milk buy , produced master race anglo aryan mountain cows. [ disturbingly relevant ] ( [URL] )
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen brit 100 % sure think use word. ' spunk spunk ' used mean enthusiasm energy , typically referring quality person.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. mother 4 year old 1.5 year old two friends round house , there's enough wine world. send supplies.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. dolphin without hands? dolphin penises prehensile. like tentacles. take moment think that. til i'm never swimming ocean again. i'm going go swimming ocean right ( )
til screensavers designed save screens burn never displaying static image
til grizzly bears feared respected native americans hunting required company 4 10 warriors done preparation ceremoniality intertribal warfare. * * til 2008 sleuth 30 bears besieged platinum mining compound olyotorsky district northern kamchatka. two guards killed prevented workers leaving homes * * article! oh god , they're organizing. never thought would read" bears besieged" sentence
til kyoto , former capital japan , means" capital city" tokyo means" eastern capital" there's great [ documentary ] ( [URL] ) goes naming convention japan came , really interesting stuff.
til world premiere blazing saddles took place drive-in theater burbank , ca 200 guests watched film horseback.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. dolphin without hands? dolphin penises prehensile. like tentacles. take moment think that. til i'm never swimming ocean again.
til medal honor recipient thomas baker asked left behind japanese counter attack saipan due wounded. asked 1 pistol 8 bullets. returning us army found corpse 8 dead japanese. asked bullets. could war right he'd enough. always ask infinite wishes. noob 8.00 k / d? noob numbers.
20 goals , lionel messi time top scorer conmebol world cup qualifiers , passing hernn crespo luis surez
til author goodnight moon ( margaret wise brown ) died 42 showing doctor healthy feeling. kicked leg , dislodging blood clot travelled heart killed her.
til hydrogen peroxide , commonly used treat wounds , cause scarring inhibit wound healing.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. job's belief alternative medicine surprising. one point fruitarian believed fruitarians bo , bathe. iirc ashton kutcher tried replicate diet stop due development pancreatic issues. movie role?
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til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes method acting. helicopters middle earth.
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. actually makes lot meaningful. hare nap job everyone would die anyways? guess story pointlessness achievement face unavoidable death?
til quentin tarantino dropped high school age 14 got job usher porn theater lying age. .
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. everyone wants solve overpopulation problem , want die. both. live kids , even stick 1 kid. that's china's trying achieve since 70s establishing one-child law. 2014 ( give take 2 years , bad memory ) changed 2 kids max. source : chinese
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance.
til one two kellogg brothers obsessed preventing masturbation originally invented corn flakes reduce children.
til carl sagan wanted include" comes sun" message aliens , record company scared extraterrestrial copyright infringement.
til town florida named frostproof marketing plot claim town would never citrus frost. less two years founding frost killed citrus town.
til town florida named frostproof marketing plot claim town would never citrus frost. less two years founding frost killed citrus town. never thought i'd see til local place seeing i'm middle nowhere
til jupiter's center gravity sun outside sun's surface. technically , mutual orbit around , around point extremely close sun.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen well , there's sodium dasani , could little salty. there's probably semen protein water drink it! got electrolytes.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. til anti-vaxers trying save economy. sacrificing children. people's children compromised immune systems. adults behind booster shots.
til african american men incarcerated you. s. total prison populations india , argentina , canada , lebanon , japan , germany , finland , israel england combined.
til 1950 , myxoma virus ( type pox virus ) deliberately released rabbit population australia means population control , causing death 500 million rabbits
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. i'd rather face service roll anyway follow me. nicki minaj often like pizza chinese buffet. see , respect , i'm feeling moment. saying want stick dick chinese buffet? saying don't? i'm sure buffet handle bring table
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging always wondered , thought hanged , probably sentenced death , the" dead" part implied , since put death. guess good loophole end , though!
til roseanne barr hit car age 16 , hood ornament went brain skull. behavior changed radically institutionalized eight months utah state hospital , baby , gave adoption.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. til anti-vaxers trying save economy. sacrificing children. people's children compromised immune systems. adults behind booster shots.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging
til gary webb , reporter san jose mercury news first broke story cia involvement cocaine trade , found dead with" two gunshot wounds head. " death , 2004 , ruled
til seinfeld episode" revenge" based experience screenwriter larry david , quit job saturday night live , felt made mistake reached home , returned following morning nothing happened.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. people right actually asking government take away more. " let spy. i've got nothing hide" * sigh *
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. wish day kazakhstan , tajikistan , kyrgyzstan , uzbekistan , afghanistan , pakistan would merge form huge single country called stanistan. uruguay combines paraguay form .. guayuaguay. czech republic merges slovakia form czechoslovakia. hold , game work? north carolina south carolina merge form superalabama! north south dakota combine even nothing.
til nikola tesla able integral calculus head , leading teachers believe cheating.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. dwight right. need new plague! !!
.. throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank surroundings. imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " " nested simulations would taxing systems. we'll make physically impossible. "" how? "" i'm sure , we'll make something like speed light. " " let's make sure control passage time. problem solved. "
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. thread r / sex yesterday using microscope form contraception. that's how. wait .. can't say link explain need know [URL] people condoms? feel good. makes sex less fun. folk say make difference straight lying themselves.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " gene hackman asked starred superman said" give 2 million reasons why" particularly great reasons , taken together , become impossible refuse. wait minute , superman good though! ! f..! !! ?? superman iv however i've never heard this" superman iv" .. low budget movie terrible plot bad acting? / almost sarcasm try pretend idea never came like idea nicholas cage considered superman role. i've honestly never seen old superman series. what's bad iv?
since 200 , pittsburgh steelers 27-9 record versus cincinnati bengals , making one most" one-sided rivalries" professional sports.
til ian anderson , frontman rock band jethro tull , adopted flute realized would never be" good eric clapton" electric guitar.
.. aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank surroundings. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " " nested simulations would taxing systems. we'll make physically impossible. "" how? "" i'm sure , we'll make something like speed light. " speed light clock speed cpu runs universe. quantum entaglement software's compression algorthm work. expansion universe done via server upgrades. sleep resource management
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death die beating grizzly fistfight i'd regret fuck
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. oh fucking * god * , poor guy. blame slightest. [ song ones wondering ] ( [URL] ) mexican , ofensive migth think. great song truly represents culture. like choose [ frijolero ] ( [URL] ) [ el sonidito ] ( [URL] )
til kangaroos fart burp. instead , methane converted acetate , used generate energy
til kimi raikkonen two points away winning 2003 drivers championship winning one race entire season
til recent educational experiment suggested reading" boy cried wolf" increased children's likelihood lying. hand , reading book george washington cherry tree decreased likelihood dramatically.
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. i'd rather face service roll anyway follow me. nicki minaj often like pizza chinese buffet. see , respect , i'm feeling moment. saying want stick dick chinese buffet? saying don't? i'm sure buffet handle bring table
til aztecs made swords embedded prismatic obsidian blades far sharper even high quality present day steel razor blades. bonus , obsidian brittle break bone , making injury much brutal. good also shattered spanish steel. fucking pay win dlc. op plz nerf. buy conquistador pack $ 19.99! enemy wont know smit them.
til hamburgers called started burgers made ham , actually named german city hamburg
til 360 kilogrammes lunar soil samples brought back apollo missions rusted corroding vacuum bottle seals exposed water oxygen earth's atmosphere.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. never liked seinfeld younger. maybe appreciate older. possibly. think may hard time identifying b / c lot conflict lost b / c technology. imagine living world w / cell phones.
til simultaneous releases antz bug's life due jeffrey katzenberg denied position president disney , stealing idea start dreamworks.
til day crew battleship uss texas intentionally flooded torpedo tube order cause 2 degree list , giving main guns enough extra elevation boost range & hit target mainland. wwii-era russian tanks often said happiest tanks world? barely gun depression laughing_face [ meanwhile america ] ( [URL] ) ( i'm like 50 % sure go little lower )
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " he's like actor take every script he's given yet remains highly respected still offered great roles. nic cage started ( he's oscar winner ) destroyed career. nic cage already peaked con air face / off. cannot top performances matter are. enjoyed matchstick men loathe nic cage , weatherman amazing movie. what's reasoning behind loathing him? even like he's bad dude. understand cage hate. like i'm mega fan , understand hate.
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film.
til singer peanut butter jelly time passed away eleven-hour standoff police even snoop dogg brother-in-law tried convince surrender. almost sounds like title r / subredditsimulator curious : [ subreddit simulator ] ( [URL] )
til carl sagan wanted include" comes sun" message aliens , record company scared extraterrestrial copyright infringement.
til day crew battleship uss texas intentionally flooded torpedo tube order cause 2 degree list , giving main guns enough extra elevation boost range & hit target mainland. wwii-era russian tanks often said happiest tanks world? barely gun depression laughing_face [ meanwhile america ] ( [URL] ) ( i'm like 50 % sure go little lower )
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims also sadistic beleif ill suffer , often denying basic comforts medicine. piece shit person hid guise charity got away mostly hid people made others uncomfortable ( ill ).
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out.
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. say find job love , never work day life. little tougher happen love smoking drinking whiskey , done.
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. milk tried daughter's school absolutely packed sugar. almost sweet ice cream. low fat. would better full fat sugar. americans add sugar regular milk? know already fairly high sugar
til teenage fry cook went college study marine science , art , went create spongebob squarepants.
til dextromethorphan ( aka robitussin ) dissociative drug , works acting brain raise threshold thinks needs cough.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. i'm christian , bible got absolutely right said ," love money root evil. " well , actually says" root kinds evil. " translation holding as" correct? " sell translation says love money totally fine. guy translates
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly like high school history stuff , anyway. covered either ap euro world , american semi confidently say particular event really talked american high school.
til medal honor recipient thomas baker asked left behind japanese counter attack saipan due wounded. asked 1 pistol 8 bullets. returning us army found corpse 8 dead japanese. asked bullets. could war right he'd enough. always ask infinite wishes. noob 8.00 k / d? noob numbers.
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters. work? wouldnt point overrun? think allowed run part law question. , think meant dogs. dogs allowed drive germany.
til 1973 , cia launched covert operation overthrew chile's longstanding democratic government replaced military dictatorship rife human rights violations.
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold even huge fan simpsons , would taken money. fun look unrealistic cartoon everybody everything yellow pink ridiculous looking. real life , much. also , moving middle nowhere nevada? thanks , 75 grand please. like 15 minutes strip las vegas. exactly middle nowhere. like las vegas , got nice desert look at. dunno really know place buy house like 75k
til ohio issues" scarlet letter plates" people given limited driving privileges convicted dui.
til opportunity rover still conducting scientific operations 13 years despite original mission lifetime 90 days
til post-debacle interview caught lip syncing shows , one members milli vanilli defended saying ," [ milli vanilli ] working mcdonald's. would done? "
til richard shot crossbow , died summoned boy , assumed he'd executed. instead , forgave boy sent away 100 shillings. richard died , boy hanged.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen brit 100 % sure think use word. ' spunk spunk ' spunky! ! excited , energetic , etc. " full spunk" means" full energy" although even you. s. undertones.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11.
til jesus actor jim caviezel struck lightning whilst filming passion christ
til three gorges dam china massive slowed rotation earth tl laughing_face r size dam slowed rotation earth , sheer volume water mass shifted dam.
til schrdinger believe possibility cat simultaneously dead alive. thought experiment meant criticize absurdity existing view quantum mechanics.
til us airways flight 1549 ditching hudson ( aka" miracle hudson" ) , officials captured gassed 1,235 canadian geese destroyed 1,739 goose eggs across new york city.
til theodore roosevelt openly despised nickname" teddy" , quick correct anyone called it. preferred working closely refer colonel theodore.
britain leaving eu europe
til male swiss citizen , roger federer compulsorily required serve armed forces. however , 2003 , despite already become tennis pro , deemed ' unfit ' back problem , relieved
til grizzly bears feared respected native americans hunting required company 4 10 warriors done preparation ceremoniality intertribal warfare. without firearms , fuckers unbelievably monstrous. arrows? spears? fuck. that. noise.
til scrappy-doo , widely considered one hated characters fiction , appeared animated scooby-doo production since 1988 due audience backlash.
queen elizabeth celebrates 91st birthday
til 2010 , band somali pirates attempted capture us navy frigate uss nicholas , mistaking merchant vessel
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax ha , sallie mae thing reason. think know , navient. * ahem * xfiniti cough * spectrum * cough yeah really suck cox. spectrum , pay $ 55 / mo 250/25 bandwidth caps. pretty much everyone talk worse speeds higher price.
til anyone sworn statewide county office judgeship kentucky must declare oath participated , acted second otherwise assisted duel.
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax ha , sallie mae thing reason. think know , navient. chiquita thing , united fruit company seriously fucked shit.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly like high school history stuff , anyway.
til : imax projectionists wear body armor handling imax lamps ; dropped , explode resulting quartz shrapnel.
til japanese oil tanker captain fell cactus santa barbra oil field , provoking laughter local workers. 5 years later returned imperial japanese navy sub made first mainland shelling us oil
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims read mother teresa , find selfish , sadistic cunt. tried tell family shit came conversation. sister basically told believe everything hear. believe everything church says mother theresa .. uh huh. took chunk change private jet charles keating ( lincoln savings loan scandal ) money ' papa doc ' duvalier haiti. christopher hitchens wrote book called * missionary position. *
til hunkerin ' , fad 1950s america people would rest squatting position hours time even hold hunkerin ' competitions
til gino bartali - champion italian cyclist. wwii , cycled italy carrying messages italian resistance. even smuggled jews wagon secret compartment telling people part training.
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. everyone freaking : seal extinct.
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections.
til harvey milk ongoing sexual relationship mentally disturbed 16 - year old boy
til bruce lee avoided baked goods refined flour , describing providing empty calories nothing body.
til general napier asked respect indian custom burning widows husband's funeral pyre , replied english custom hang murderers.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. seinfeld taught many lessons. one favorite remember courtesy wave. never double dip. re-gift eat peas one time. eat snickers bar knife fork.
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters. german. til kill shelters. too. shelter kill doggos? bc underfunded. either killed , literally looks like concentration camp. got funding , could no-kill shelters. us no-kill shelters.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance performance navy though? recently collided boats? not. promoted!
til medal honor recipient , master sergeant roy benavidez. 37 wounds bullets , bayonets , shrapnel. thought dead , spit face doctor zipping body bag.
til - men 20s ejaculate often may impart protections prostate cancer later life.
til jerry seinfeld dated 17 - year-old girl 39 years old.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. yeah , kids fine. teenagers hand ..
til wwii british spies posed fake charity groups hand special monopoly games allied prisoners war. games compasses , maps , real money , useful tools escaping. part story never understand nazis give shit prisoners? would allow delivery first place? exactly known humanitarian concerns.
til teenage fry cook went college study marine science , art , went create spongebob squarepants.
til movie , - 571 , states americans responsible capturing first enigma machine. truth first enigma machine captured british , 7 months americans entered war.
til walk disturbance ( person worried walk may lose balance ) may appear social anxiety , especially passing group people.
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. [ chart elon's life ] ( [URL] ) fucking hell i'm useless. dad gave 28,00 dollars bet could come something
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance.
til despite immense wealth , john d. rockefeller always took train mansion downtown new york office every day. often harassed beggars passengers , refused travel bodyguards use private transportation.
til form medieval torture , victims feet covered salt water goat would start licking them. sometimes laughter stress intense tickling resulted heart attack brain hemorrhage.
til kyoto , former capital japan , means" capital city" tokyo means" eastern capital" related amsterdam means dam amstel ( river ) related budapest means buda pest names two cities joined create budapest. related rome called rome romans lived there. rome called rome wolf-baby killed brother can't really blame , though. imagine city called reme? it'd completely ridiculous.
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. everyone freaking : seal extinct. fact well listed as" least concern" - - furthest category from" extinct" . uneducated , furthest category extinct still extinction spectrum , every animal fit spectrum. like category field mice? edit : thanks answers guys! i'm authority , humans listed as" least concern" . likely latter. really category beyond that. " excess" .
til lurleen wallace could seek appropriate treatment cancer husband , alabama segregationist george wallace , kept secret four years due fact wanted become governor alabama. died year office.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. aka american dream. boris politics anyway? true rock star story. thing missing mick jagger couple hookers.
til galveston , texas ruled french pirates 1816 1821
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. many confused. answer homeowner's insurance likely umbrella coverage. insurance clearly covered acts caused residents household. result , victims could sue parents actually get damages. homeowners insurance include? yep , umbrella policy. one added mine. $ 1 million covers pretty much anything around $ 300 / year. whats funny teenager moves it'll drop $ 120 / year! homeowner without kids : umbrella f-ing cheap stupid it. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never.
til george washington massive chain strung across hudson river order keep british sailing upriver. link weighed 100 + pounds.
til sandra bullock speaks fluent german , raised germany austria 12 years father worked you. s. army europe.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. hell * * can't remember solution tasks three years. barely remember password internet webpages. google ask want remember password wait see password entered right one. legitimately changed password twice one day i'm bad remembering them. i'm 63 character password ibetitsjustastringofwordssothatitseasytorememberorsomenonsense.
til mike myers loosely based dr. evil character former snl boss lorne micheals. dr. evil's phrase" throw frickin ' bone , people ," supposedly something michaels said many times script
chiefs qb elvis grbac selected people's" sexiest athlete alive" 1998 accident. rather offend grbac , magazine ran
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. think got idea movie? ? 93.6 % hollywood films inspired eric cartman. study done yale , can't seem find link however .. " um .. okay , : adam sandler like love girl. turns girl actually golden retriever something. " that's plot always sunny episode , except rickety cricket instead adam sandler. hilarious episode way.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. job's belief alternative medicine surprising. one point fruitarian believed fruitarians bo , bathe. iirc ashton kutcher tried replicate diet stop due development pancreatic issues.
til vietnam war 800 murders attempted murders superior officers enlisted soldiers investigated. term ' fragging ' coined due popular use fragmentation grenades commit murders.
til singer peanut butter jelly time passed away eleven-hour standoff police even snoop dogg brother-in-law tried convince surrender. almost sounds like title r / subredditsimulator curious : [ subreddit simulator ] ( [URL] )
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. amazingly , every guns n roses band member appetite destruction still alive. motley too? like f..? none hold candle ozzy. he's actually donating body science dies figure lived drugs alcohol. prince darkness , whatever want. another ( formerly ) insanely alcohol addled" prince darkness" still alive form alice cooper. maybe consider possibility made deal devil
til eagles '" hotel california" written twilight zone styled metaphor l. a. beverly hills strange inhabitants. steely knives reference steely dan , inspired band bold lyrics.
til sitting bull touring buffalo bill's wild west show , impressed annie oakley's shooting abilities charmed character gave name" little sure shot" symbolically adopted daughter.
til bored work manhattan project richard feynman would amuse picking locks colleagues confidential file cabinets placing prank notes , colleagues believed spy infiltrated project.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. remember pudding eating bm yesterday .. " .. pudding eating , going sue" said trey parker. probably heard took scene post. .. eat then? ??
til ted kaczynski ( unabomber ) updated alumni information harvard 2012 : called eight life sentences" awards" current occupation as" prisoner"
til african american men incarcerated you. s. total prison populations india , argentina , canada , lebanon , japan , germany , finland , israel england combined.
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til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes tbf helicopters scary fuck.
til columbus , ohio larger population cincinnati cleveland combined yet nfl , nba mlb teams. cleveland cincinnati 5
til man arrested warrant 2016 returning copy movie freddy got fingered. tom green agreed pay fines outrageous sum
til gary webb , reporter san jose mercury news first broke story cia involvement cocaine trade , found dead with" two gunshot wounds head. " death , 2004 , ruled pool water lead investigators pursue ice gun theory. mythbusters shot one really trust mythbusters one. think there's lot things possible advanced enough technology really tested mythbusters. cia actually has" ice bullets" , think mythbusters could recreate it. what's point bullets? simply stab people want kill? leaves wound bullet too. forensics match blade wounds. ice bullet never traced back source time found water.
til wilmer valderrama purchased vista cruiser used on" ' 70s show" $ 500 series ended. wonder many people figured name fes foreign exchange student name fes tho. i'm pretty sure never learnt name. mean , think eric , donna , hyde , kelso umm .. mila even knew.
til actors played brother sister on" dexter" began dating , fell love , got engaged , got married , got divorced , continuing play brother sister tv. also entertain storyline thought interested ( adopted ) brother romantically. think post divorce , must've weird tbh , weird case. uncomfortable unnecessary plotline. plotlines dexter? season 4 show trash
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold hoa's : even once. usually" hoa's : never again" , folks get wise previous home shopping. grew without hoas , grew family farm , surrounded ritzy subdivisions hoas , heard nothing horror stories them. got place , refused accept anything hoa. consider hoa neighborhoods purchasing. deal shitty neighbors occasion , price freedom. sounds like hoa guarantees least one shitty neighbour anyway.
til 20th president james a. garfield ambidextrous versed greek latin. would sometimes entertain friends ask questions writing answers simultaneously latin greek using hands.
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. everyone freaking : seal extinct.
til 2002 fake sequel harry potter appeared china title" harry potter bao zuolong. " book consists text jrr tolkien's hobbit names changed harry potter characters. similar case 2009 book called" dan brown's lost symbol" published ( actual" lost symbol" ) just" picture dorian gray" names changed dan brown characters. hey , least stealing quality literature. right back go publish next game throne sequel china switching names quixote characters.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! "
til three gorges dam china massive slowed rotation earth tl laughing_face r size dam slowed rotation earth , sheer volume water mass shifted dam.
til george foreman originally paid 40 % profits endorsing george foreman grill. peak grill's sales , making 4.5 million dollars month. garage sales still awash things. almost bad shake weight , nutri bullet , soda stream. except grills awesome. always wondered made good burgers.
til wilmer valderrama purchased vista cruiser used on" ' 70s show" $ 500 series ended. wonder many people figured name fes foreign exchange student name fes tho. i'm pretty sure never learnt name. mean , think eric , donna , hyde , kelso umm .. mila even knew.
til hitler asked 18 year old figure skater future actress vera ralston" would like skate swastika" , replied" i'd rather skate swastika"
til military san marino still active crossbow corps existed uninterrupted since 1295
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. something something getting nailed seamen loose hips sink ships. would still stick with" loose lips" , different set. seaman guzzler! report! seaman staines? !? ! anybody!
.. annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank surroundings. imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " " nested simulations would taxing systems. we'll make physically impossible. "" how? "" i'm sure , we'll make something like speed light. " came comments , left questioning life.
til dextromethorphan ( aka robitussin ) dissociative drug , works acting brain raise threshold thinks needs cough.
til quetzalcoatl got drunk slept sister , quetzalpetlatl. upon waking next day , realized , stone box built , laid , set fire. zeus could've learned things guy oedipus plucked eyes found did. way every attempt tell story stage colossal disaster.
til penn jillette said interview big part penn & teller's success longevity due never close friends
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. dolphin without hands? dolphin penises prehensile. like tentacles. take moment think that. til i'm never swimming ocean again. i'm going go swimming ocean right ( )
til - wwi , king albert belgium personally led defense germans , queen served nurse , son enlisted infanty.
til vanessa carlton wrote riff for" thousand miles" 1998. upon hearing mother told her" vanessa , that's hit song. "
til lexus april fool's day joke , introduced" variable load coupling rear orientation ( v-lcro )" seats , technology attaches driver seat velcro allow aggressive turns. joke .. .. hmm .. one farts gotta lift butt
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly like high school history stuff , anyway.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. raccoon hacked bank america account transferred money checking offshore account cayman islands.
til many german pows captured allies ww2 horrified footage holocaust burned uniforms called germany surrender , even volunteered join fight axis.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance holy shit , exactly came say. nuke too? implications comment massively scary.
til pitbulls responsible fatal dog attacks america past 2 years
til plato gave definition man as" featherless bipeds ," diogenes plucked chicken brought plato's academy , saying ," behold! i've brought man ," academy added" broad flat nails" definition.
til michael jackson would requested wine served diet coke cans flights , want kids see drinking alcohol. thinking frank reynolds came original idea.
til roman mile defined 1,00 paces. armies would leave mile markers every 1,00 steps marched ; result , well-fed armies marching fast pace marked longer miles.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. yep , umbrella policy. one added mine. $ 1 million covers pretty much anything around $ 300 / year. whats funny teenager moves it'll drop $ 120 / year! homeowner without kids : umbrella f-ing cheap stupid it. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. many confused. answer homeowner's insurance likely umbrella coverage. insurance clearly covered acts caused residents household. result , victims could sue parents actually get damages. homeowners insurance include? yep , umbrella policy. one added mine. $ 1 million covers pretty much anything around $ 300 / year. whats funny teenager moves it'll drop $ 120 / year!
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " surreal would see ai inside simulation begin talk simulation?
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes
til christianity , islam judaism worship abrahamic god. religious texts also feature many figures , histories places. jesus also muslim prophet.
til wil wheaton suffers generalized anxiety disorder chronic depression. supports mental health nonprofit organizations raising awareness conditions.
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax ha , sallie mae thing reason. think know , navient.
til sam kinison killed drunk driver crossed median hit sam's vehicle head on. according friend , looked unharmed , began speaking one , saying" want die. " ," why? "
til o. j. simpson's 1995 verdict announcement murder , long-distance calls declined 58 % , trading new york stock exchange decreased 41 % , water usage decreased , estimated $
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity.
til george washington massive chain strung across hudson river order keep british sailing upriver. link weighed 100 + pounds.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. kind genius really evil - let people dissenters come , give secret police holiday. hope kind trick works though.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen [ knew ] ( [URL] ) edit : seriously , [ knew ] ( [URL] ). jesus christ. anyone marketing stop say" hey , maybe guy lying back , mouth wide open , eyes closed. sort looks like getting facial. " i've never seen water ad person drinking missing mouth like [ women laughing salads ] ( [URL] ) stock photo thing.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. til anti-vaxers trying save economy. .. surprising revelation
til vietnam war 30,00 american draft dodgers fled canada , number canadians volunteered fight
til coelacanths thought extinct since cretaceous period , yet discovered alive 1938
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " hear saying it. he's actually great actor. watch" cider house rules ," favourite ," quiet american. " he's british nicholas cage. wants actually try he's great , he's willing half-ass whatever nonsense want throw way , provided pay it.
til height pokmon go , number players tried sneaking highly classified military explosives plant virginia charizard reportedly located inside arsenal. sounds like plot 80 ' sci-fi movie. definitely. imagined guy wandering around dark looking pokmon , accidentally falls pool secret government research chemicals - turning * * pokmon. probably something lot less cute.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly like high school history stuff , anyway. covered either ap euro world , american semi confidently say particular event really talked american high school.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. * soup meal. soup sandwich - - that's meal! maybe crushed crackers soup
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance holy shit , exactly came say. nuke too? implications comment massively scary. mean , many people would willingly stay sub
til shooting american f - 117 stealth attack aircraft 199 , serbian propaganda posters read" sorry , know invisible"
til wasabi vapour effect similar smelling salts , property exploited create smoke alarms deaf.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen brit 100 % sure think use word. ' spunk spunk '
til despite immense wealth , john d. rockefeller always took train mansion downtown new york office every day. often harassed beggars passengers , refused travel bodyguards use private transportation.
til medal honor recipient thomas baker asked left behind japanese counter attack saipan due wounded. asked 1 pistol 8 bullets. returning us army found corpse 8 dead japanese. asked bullets. plot twist : may * asked * eight bullets , received * three * bullets low ammo. killed three people two bullets , two people one bullet?
naked crackhead slaps houston cop , predictable results ensue. handled high level professionalism.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes method acting. helicopters middle earth. really got character. lot work die 1st movie trilogy. people love kill sean bean .. like , thing.
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. milk tried daughter's school absolutely packed sugar. almost sweet ice cream. low fat. would better full fat sugar. americans add sugar regular milk? know already fairly high sugar
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til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. " boris yeltsin first words you. s. president clinton upon meeting 1995 , think o. j. it? " guy like relaxed uncle. relaxed drank fifth vodka every day sorry fifth? american always wondered. google maybe people know too. edit : thanks everyone , know international standard alcohol volumes ever thought would. 750ml
til bruce willis agreed guest star friends losing bet his" whole nine yards" co-star mathew perry. played jennifer aniston's love interest 3 episode arc emmy performance. donated acting fee five
til male chicks born egg farms , considered useless. thus , disposed , grinding alive.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. many confused. answer homeowner's insurance likely umbrella coverage. insurance clearly covered acts caused residents household. result , victims could sue parents actually get damages. homeowners insurance include? yep , umbrella policy. one added mine. $ 1 million covers pretty much anything around $ 300 / year. whats funny teenager moves it'll drop $ 120 / year! policies make litigation targets.
til peppers used tabasco sauce picked hand. pepper pickers compare color peppers small red stick ; colors match , peppers ripe used sauce production process.
til ford actually base decision ford pinto estimated legal costs lawsuits. myth given new life fight club.
til clippy unpopular time , part windows xp's marketing making people aware could disable him.
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. * 1905 , companies merged become nestl anglo-swiss condensed milk company , retaining name 1947. * good decision shorten nestl. dunno , think shortened anglo-swiss condensed milk company. roles tongue , know. anglo milk sounds dirty contrary superior purest white milk buy , produced master race anglo aryan mountain cows.
til term checkmate , according barnhart etymological dictionary , alteration persian phrase" shh mt" ( ) means , literally ," king helpless" word ( mta ) still exists pashto , means destroyed. matar spanish means kill.
til : chinese philanthropist , run run shaw ( 1907-2014 ) gave $ 1 + / - billion fund education , aiding 600 construction projects. many buildings ( 500 +
til : graphics company nvidia named latin ' invidia ' , means ' envy '. also reason use color green , in" green envy" .
til eunus , slave-magician joked stage planned overthrow roman rule become king sicily. led huge slave uprising , kept promises spare lives left tips.
til theodore roosevelt openly despised nickname" teddy" , quick correct anyone called it. preferred working closely refer colonel theodore.
til snoop dogg directed porn , name porn snoop doggystyle. released , huge hit top selling release year 2002 avn awards.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. people right actually asking government take away more. " let spy. i've got nothing hide" * sigh *
til one two kellogg brothers obsessed preventing masturbation originally invented corn flakes reduce children.
til credit card" chip" technology ( aka emv ) rolled us almost 25 years old damn. they'll probably phase europe soon far know already begun talking that. sure replacing nfc. denmark new cards contact-less. use pin purchases 30 $. brit seems strange me. uk card machines accept pin amount , contactless works payments 30.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. i'm uncomfortable , cant really explain ..
til british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old. " british pound" kinda sounds like sex move.
til day crew battleship uss texas intentionally flooded torpedo tube order cause 2 degree list , giving main guns enough extra elevation boost range & hit target mainland. " dude i'm telling , flood torpedo blister send one super far! it'll gnarly" afterward" laughing loud rekt" good game
til seinfeld episode" revenge" based experience screenwriter larry david , quit job saturday night live , felt made mistake reached home , returned following morning nothing happened.
til historians believe fate christianity hinged battle tours arab invasion force defeated frankish force present-day france , preventing spread islam western europe preserving christianity religion europe.
til : 76 % known serial killers 20th century united states. key word is" known" countries catch acknowledge serial killers. russia bragged usa serial killers. truth never coordinated police force tie crimes together. like iran saying homosexuals. thought implying killed
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. actual source wiki link book ' silk roads ' peter frankopan. ever read" years rice salt" kim stanley robinson? fiction , would've happened black death killed 90 % europe instead 50 %. good read.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. wish day kazakhstan , tajikistan , kyrgyzstan , uzbekistan , afghanistan , pakistan would merge form huge single country called stanistan. uruguay combines paraguay form .. guayuaguay. czech republic merges slovakia form czechoslovakia. hold , game work? north carolina south carolina merge form superalabama! north south dakota combine even nothing.
til two time medal honor recipient major general smedley butler wrote :" spent time high class muscle man big business , wall street bankers. short , racketeer , gangster capitalism.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us americans say" got lot spunk kid" . said you. k would arrested. maybe 1940s .. gal's got moxie! look well takes spunk!
til of" gish gallop" , fallacious debate tactic drowning opponent flood individually-weak arguments , opponent cannot possibly answer every falsehood real time. named after" duane gish" , prominent member creationist
til double-blind study published nature showed experienced astrologers better determining people psychological traits based location stars birth someone randomly guessing them.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " [ removed ] want sad_face want smile mean .. wish could get along like used middle school .. wish could bake cake filled rainbows smiles everyone would eat happy ..
til eagles '" hotel california" written twilight zone styled metaphor l. a. beverly hills strange inhabitants. steely knives reference steely dan , inspired band bold lyrics.
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time * know of. yea , like half animals ocean specific breeding grounds. right , necessarily mean they're capable communicating location distance breeding grounds members species - something ants , bees , ravens humans do.
til gunsmoke , longest running television series 20th century , cancelled abruptly cbs even bother tell cast crew. read trade publications next day.
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches can't wrap head around scientology still thing. world we're connected , people support / part scientology really unaware insane shit associated it?
til king ludwig mad built many weird impractical castles bavaria later inspired fairy tale castles walt disney parks.
til name hotmail chosen contains html , originally styled hotmail. 1996? ? til hotmail account since year zero. 13 year old really disappointed email address chose. could firstname.lastname instead whatever edgy name chose. friend recomended back two persons know initial + last name @hotmail
til 80s hair band winger trace massive mid - 90s downfall popularity mocked relentlessly on" beavis butt-head" subsequent mike judge projects
.. annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank surroundings. imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " " nested simulations would taxing systems. we'll make physically impossible. "" how? "" i'm sure , we'll make something like speed light. " came comments , left questioning life.
til military san marino still active crossbow corps existed uninterrupted since 1295
til iconic opening sound used law order known as" clang" amalgamation nearly dozen sounds , including actual gavel , jail door slamming , five hundred japanese monks walking across hardwood
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. duff used drink gallon vodka per day. ' cut back ' 10 bottles wine day. pancreas swelled size rugby ball told continued drinking would die soon. he's picture health ever earth possible? died? human body lot stronger one may think. drink 20 beers day ive never felt better! * explosive diarrhea intensifies *
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " gene hackman asked starred superman said" give 2 million reasons why" particularly great reasons , taken together , become impossible refuse. wait minute , superman good though! ! f..! !! ?? superman iv however i've never heard this" superman iv" .. low budget movie terrible plot bad acting? / almost sarcasm try pretend idea never came like idea nicholas cage considered superman role. i've honestly never seen old superman series. what's bad iv?
til inventor rubik's cube realize he'd built puzzle scrambled first time tried restore
til penn jillette penn teller painted finger nails red joke response mother telling get manicure people would looking hands , always keeps one finger nail painted red memory mother.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. job's belief alternative medicine surprising. one point fruitarian believed fruitarians bo , bathe. fruitarian thing ten days back see like. euphoric time , horrible bo. edit : wow , protip ladies gentleman : want draw world's nutritional experts onto reddit , make comment euphoric? side effect fruit diet? got details?
til phil collins honorary member hip-hop group , bone thugs-n-harmony due international success single , home , collins featured. collin moniker group chrome bone.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. fuck? took words right mouth. can't think many situations parents guilty children's actions , certainly one them.
til vietnam war known vietnam american war
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. eel ok afterwards? wondering.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. actual source wiki link book ' silk roads ' peter frankopan.
til quentin tarantino dropped high school age 14 got job usher porn theater lying age. .
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. kind genius really evil - let people dissenters come , give secret police holiday. hope kind trick works though. mao 60 years ago. , , work once. means works per generation people , no? study history doomed repeat - micheal scott
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. something something getting nailed seamen loose hips sink ships. would still stick with" loose lips" , different set. seaman guzzler! report! seaman staines? !? ! anybody!
til us embassy moscow caught fire 1977. sensitive information stolen several firefighters also kgb agents.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. oh fucking * god * , poor guy. blame slightest. tell it! guy grand prix essentially mocked triumph. dunno , would love someone played" america , fuck yea" something equally stereotypical. canadian national anthem substituted celine dion song titanic.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes method acting. helicopters middle earth.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. mother 4 year old 1.5 year old two friends round house , there's enough wine world. send supplies. kids , 1.5 year olds really friends? old enough age understand friendship?
til henry vii someone who's job wipe bottom him. called ' grooms stool ' henry vii 4 reign , knighted!
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity. fuck buys kidney stone?
til colic mean baby fussy cries lot. baby colic cry least three hours straight , three days week , three weeks row. one sure cause
til 1979 film china syndrome , coverup nuclear plant , released , denounced ' character assassination entire industry '. 12 days later , three mile island nuclear accident occurred.
lewandowski best topscorer poland history best top scorer .. eh? definitely worst top scorer. technically he's best worst top scorer he's best goal scorer , he's worst goal scorer. he's goal scorer
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. also remember hearing china big homeless population worried optics shown exposed olympics .. sudden homeless problem.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. reminded ted talk one shooter's mother did. however , page crashing now. , reddit thread that? ted tedx? what's difference? tedx talks organized presented anyone , verification. occasionally leads misleading information / [ hilarity ] ( [URL] ).
til cocaine alcohol nearly identical rates addiction
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. something something getting nailed seamen
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. think got idea movie? ? 93.6 % hollywood films inspired eric cartman. study done yale , can't seem find link however .. " um .. okay , : adam sandler like love girl. turns girl actually golden retriever something. " that's plot always sunny episode , except rickety cricket instead adam sandler. hilarious episode way. i'm massive always sunny fan thought episode bit weak.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. oh fucking * god * , poor guy. blame slightest. tell it! guy grand prix essentially mocked triumph. dunno , would love someone played" america , fuck yea" something equally stereotypical. canadian national anthem substituted celine dion song titanic.
til brendan fraser pays $ 900,00 year alimony ex-wife afton smith. got separated 2008 ..
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. hell * * can't remember solution tasks three years. barely remember password internet webpages. google ask want remember password wait see password entered right one.
til name" canola oil" coined marketing reasons avoid using word" rape" , in" rapeseed oil" , product's name.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. evaded secret service managed make whitehouse grounds whilst underwear. someone shat brick night. either none whitehouse security team balls man handle russian premier back indoors , yeltsin drunk af embarrassing russia problem , choke holding head state diplomatic incident
til donald duck loved scandinavian countries sweden make illegal vote political elections. 2005 norway 1/4 total population read donald duck magazine , and" donaldism" became thing. confirm. norwegian. tons comics. teenagers even adults read them. they're cutesy childish traditional disney stuff. fascinating decendents vikings donald duck magazine collectors. us never vikings. norsemen , yes , raiders. anime manga big there? e. g. one punch man , attack titans , dragon ball super
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. everyone freaking : seal extinct. fact well listed as" least concern" - - furthest category from" extinct" . uneducated , furthest category extinct still extinction spectrum , every animal fit spectrum. like category field mice? edit : thanks answers guys! i'm authority , humans listed as" least concern" . likely latter.
til colic mean baby fussy cries lot. baby colic cry least three hours straight , three days week , three weeks row. one sure cause
til : british used concentration camps commit genocide kenya 1950 ' s.
til james cameron supposed make spider man film 1990s leonardo dicaprio spider man & arnold schwarzenegger doctor octopus
til gino bartali - champion italian cyclist. wwii , cycled italy carrying messages italian resistance. even smuggled jews wagon secret compartment telling people part training.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. think agree. show george. except one time kramer l. a. worst episodes. bad great like rest series. except somehow still way better finale.
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. everyone freaking : seal extinct. fact well listed as" least concern" - - furthest category from" extinct" . uneducated , furthest category extinct still extinction spectrum , every animal fit spectrum. like category field mice? edit : thanks answers guys! i'm authority , humans listed as" least concern" . likely latter. really category beyond that. " excess" .
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. fault [ removed ]
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. raccoon hacked bank america account transferred money checking offshore account cayman islands. raccoon stole 20 dollars? pff. look mr. rich guy $ 20 bank account. pff. look moneybags bank account. pff. lk mnbgs vr hr , wt hs fnc xpnsv vwls.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes " * reason , parts play , like boromir ned stark , life online long afterwards. keep seeing - call - memes? " * - sean bean he's us.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance holy shit , exactly came say. nuke too? implications comment massively scary. mean , many people would willingly stay sub deep underwater cramp / pressurized tube breathing recycled air.
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. duff used drink gallon vodka per day. ' cut back ' 10 bottles wine day. pancreas swelled size rugby ball told continued drinking would die soon. he's picture health ever earth possible? died? human body lot stronger one may think. drink 20 beers day ive never felt better! * explosive diarrhea intensifies *
til 1979 film china syndrome , coverup nuclear plant , released , denounced ' character assassination entire industry '. 12 days later , three mile island nuclear accident occurred.
til possibility of" hypertumors" , cancer tumor gets big gets cancer
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen woosh sploosh ^ * * spunk * * i'm thirsty. mouth?
til north korean spies stationed abroad receive training shop supermarkets , use credit cards visit clubs , amenities commonplace north korea.
til wilmer valderrama purchased vista cruiser used on" ' 70s show" $ 500 series ended. wonder many people figured name fes foreign exchange student name fes tho. i'm pretty sure never learnt name. mean , think eric , donna , hyde , kelso umm .. mila even knew.
til iconic opening sound used law order known as" clang" amalgamation nearly dozen sounds , including actual gavel , jail door slamming , five hundred japanese monks walking across hardwood
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. .. realized like dogs alive 9/11 probably dead .. =[
til bunnies ( foetuses newborn ) declared fish pope monks , access fish monasteries , something eat lent.
til vietnam war known vietnam american war
til indiana jones changed image archaeology. ' raiders lost ark ' ( 1981 ) , people imagined archaeologist weak , older person needs rescuing. stereotype male ivy league professor /
til you. state texas roughly 10 % larger france almost twice large germany.
antonio conte would 4th italian manager win premier league. never english manager.
til gary webb , reporter san jose mercury news first broke story cia involvement cocaine trade , found dead with" two gunshot wounds head. " death , 2004 , ruled cia bad news. whether dealing drugs , providing children pedophiles , assassinating foreign heads state , acts completely without moral compass.
til star wars , yoda's unusual speaking style maintained estonian dubs movie , grammatically correct.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us it? i've living whole life i've never heard anyone say it. unless say english accent mean , people often talk semen typical conversations , definitely is. probably differs region region. i'm southern california
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen [ knew ] ( [URL] ) edit : seriously , [ knew ] ( [URL] ). jesus christ. anyone marketing stop say" hey , maybe guy lying back , mouth wide open , eyes closed. sort looks like getting facial. " i've never seen water ad person drinking missing mouth guy ad mouth.
til bridget loves bernie , highest rated tv show ever canceled one season. cbs show creators forced cancel show receiving death threats jews , angered show featured catholic marrying jew.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly
til 1975 , physicist kip thorne bet stephen hawking one year issues penthouse magazine black holes exist. thorne won.
til australia conducted biological warfare invasive rabbit population , reducing population 600 million 100 million.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes tbf helicopters scary fuck.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging * her" resurrection" also extent seen divine intervention , allowed go free. later life referred as" half-hangit maggie" *" well , tried. " i'm surprised assume witchcraft burn stake. historically failed executions considered act god ( divine intervention ) many common law jurisdictions. condemned released afterwards considered gods live. execute anyone then? god's surely he'd give pox.
til sandra bullock speaks fluent german , raised germany austria 12 years father worked you. s. army europe.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. mother 4 year old 1.5 year old two friends round house , there's enough wine world. send supplies. kids , 1.5 year olds really friends? old enough age understand friendship?
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters. german. til kill shelters.
til woman jumped 86th floor empire state building , blown back onto ledge 85th floor gust wind.
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. amazingly , every guns n roses band member appetite destruction still alive. motley too? like f..? none hold candle ozzy. he's actually donating body science dies figure lived drugs alcohol. prince darkness , whatever want.
til oprah born single mother , wore potato sacks clothes , molested family , gave birth stillborn child 14
til chicken nugget invented cornell university food science professor , published results academically instead patenting them.
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. wow amazing work dairy lobby dairy industry done impressive things years. food pyramid designed specifically encourage milk cheese consumption help struggling dairy farmers.
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity. fuck buys kidney stone?
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us well , there's sodium dasani , could little salty.
til british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. also remember hearing china big homeless population worried optics shown exposed olympics .. sudden homeless problem. tell world solved homelessness sounds like could great lot people right? chinese way could _eliminate_ homelessness. low caust
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. father 4 , 1 16 year old girl ; confirm kids best hit teens , blow half shared data plan 8 days think know every fucking thing. edit : data
til ted kaczynski ( unabomber ) updated alumni information harvard 2012 : called eight life sentences" awards" current occupation as" prisoner"
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen [ knew ] ( [URL] ) edit : seriously , [ knew ] ( [URL] ). jesus christ. anyone marketing stop say" hey , maybe guy lying back , mouth wide open , eyes closed. sort looks like getting facial. " i've never seen water ad person drinking missing mouth guy ad mouth.
.. jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank surroundings. imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " " nested simulations would taxing systems. we'll make physically impossible. "" how? "" i'm sure , we'll make something like speed light. "
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. eel ok afterwards? wondering.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. actual source wiki link book ' silk roads ' peter frankopan.
til battle spotsylvania general sedgwick , saw men ducking cover exclaimed" dodging like this? hit elephant distance. " last words shot killed right finished sentence
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " [ removed ] want sad_face want smile mean ..
til jesus actor jim caviezel struck lightning whilst filming passion christ
til medal honor recipient thomas baker asked left behind japanese counter attack saipan due wounded. asked 1 pistol 8 bullets. returning us army found corpse 8 dead japanese. asked bullets. could war right he'd enough. always ask infinite wishes. noob 8.00 k / d? noob numbers.
til two time medal honor recipient major general smedley butler wrote :" spent time high class muscle man big business , wall street bankers. short , racketeer , gangster capitalism.
til actors played brother sister on" dexter" began dating , fell love , got engaged , got married , got divorced , continuing play brother sister tv. there's something actress. kinda hot , sometimes , kinda strange looking.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " he's like actor take every script he's given yet remains highly respected still offered great roles. nic cage started ( he's oscar winner ) destroyed career. feel like samuel l. jackson whatever fuck movie feels like , amazing terrible. respect that.
til giant panda chi chi sexually attracted humans refused attempts mating giant pandas. instead made full sexual self-presentation zookeepers.
til : physical attractiveness found important factor enjoying date whether would sleep propositioned. important intelligence personality
til gary webb , reporter san jose mercury news first broke story cia involvement cocaine trade , found dead with" two gunshot wounds head. " death , 2004 , ruled considering ended aids likely came blood transfusion , idk look either fek looks like poorly executed attempt cover fact got aids extra-conjugal homosexual intercourse. done past , fact distinct possibility. vagina aids , gay aids almost impossible man contract hiv vaginal intercourse.
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches wait cockroaches bite? ?? worry , sleeping inside mouth. inside ear since can't turn around inside ear canal , burrow deeper brain.
til male dolphins sometimes masturbate wrapping live eel around penis
til british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old. " british pound" kinda sounds like sex move.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " [ removed ] use 2nd keep rest. fucks someone gun? edit : rest amendments. civil rest. people tanks bombs missiles drones? gun nuts think government views glock kind threat?
til : original 1983 v miniseries inspired 1935 novel happen american fascists replaced alien occupying force make easier market.
til hydrogen peroxide , commonly used treat wounds , cause scarring inhibit wound healing.
til oj simpson's father well-known drag queen sf area died aids 1986.
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. say find job love , never work day life. little tougher happen love smoking drinking whiskey , done. forget swallowing raw eggs. would raw eggs make voice rough? raw eggs would line throat could gargling harsh sounds without damaging vocal chords hurting throat. it'd like thick milkshake attempting extreme metal vocals.
til monty python's , always look bright side life played pa system end every iron maiden concert.
til african american men incarcerated you. s. total prison populations india , argentina , canada , lebanon , japan , germany , finland , israel england combined.
til response a" catastrophic emergency ," united states government suspended replaced single , combined branch" coordinated" president , indefinitely. senate
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. * soup meal. depends soup. pho soup meal. mostly non-soup parts.
til billionaire oil tycoon j. paul getty installed pay phone mansion guests use would billed calls.
.. aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank surroundings. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " " nested simulations would taxing systems. we'll make physically impossible. "" how? "" i'm sure , we'll make something like speed light. " speed light clock speed cpu runs universe. quantum entaglement software's compression algorthm work. expansion universe done via server upgrades. sleep resource management
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. wow amazing work dairy lobby dairy industry done impressive things years. food pyramid designed specifically encourage milk cheese consumption help struggling dairy farmers. wait. telling nutritional information .. official nutritional information government uses strictly scientifical?
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. oh fucking * god * , poor guy. blame slightest. [ song ones wondering ] ( [URL] ) mexican , ofensive migth think. great song truly represents culture. like choose [ frijolero ] ( [URL] ) [ el sonidito ] ( [URL] )
til empire state building took little year construction complete ( 410 days twelve days ahead schedule ).
til woman jumped 86th floor empire state building , blown back onto ledge 85th floor gust wind.
til kyoto , former capital japan , means" capital city" tokyo means" eastern capital" related amsterdam means dam amstel ( river ) related budapest means buda pest names two cities joined create budapest. related rome called rome romans lived there. rome called rome wolf-baby killed brother can't really blame , though. imagine city called reme? it'd completely ridiculous.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years.
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con really didn't" fend off" anyone. like freaked screamed. bull whip hand time. source : used good friend hers. used be? sense may story there. burns bridges friends use them. meet lot great people though. still friends them. sounds like classic narcissist. i'm saying dealings type , either them. there's middle ground. sith deals absolutes.
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. * 1905 , companies merged become nestl anglo-swiss condensed milk company , retaining name 1947. * good decision shorten nestl. dunno , think shortened anglo-swiss condensed milk company. roles tongue , know.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested.
til term checkmate , according barnhart etymological dictionary , alteration persian phrase" shh mt" ( ) means , literally ," king helpless" word ( mta ) still exists pashto , means destroyed. matar spanish means kill.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. 1. rent plane 2. bless rain clouds fly , turn local downfall holy water 3. secretly baptise everyone 4. ~ ~? ?? ~ ~ collect tithes 5. profit bless rain clouds aafricaa
til o. j. simpson's 1995 verdict announcement murder , long-distance calls declined 58 % , trading new york stock exchange decreased 41 % , water usage decreased , estimated $
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly
til japanese war criminal hideki tojo arrested , given new dentures awaited trial , american dentist made secretly drilled" remember pearl harbour" morse code
giroud scored 26 goals france. 19 friendlies.
til least two peer-reviewed medical studies suggested stickers mr. yuk , green face used label poisonous household objects , effectively keep children away potential poisons may even attract children.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. thought * fruit * would cure cancer. even , thought fruit ( i. e. little fibery sugar-bombs ) would cure pancreatic cancer ( pancreas , i. e. organ breaks sugar ). short question siri could told bad doubt it. ever used siri? probably would asked ," alternative diets effective fighting pancreatic cancer? " would say" searching internet ' oral native affection five panda answer '" .
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. dairy industry done impressive things years. food pyramid designed specifically encourage milk cheese consumption help struggling dairy farmers. wait. telling nutritional information .. official nutritional information government uses strictly scientifical? oh honey goes top triangle. bee lobby really powerful.
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. .. realized like dogs alive 9/11 probably dead .. =[ oh yeah. also , remember comet full house? he's dead too. dog frasier died 2006.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. hence term" irony" * another made fact brought reddit * get made-up facts r / politics!
til hitler nazi officials outlawed animal cruelty including boiling live lobsters.
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time right , necessarily mean they're capable communicating location distance breeding grounds members species - something ants , bees , ravens humans do. dolphins? whales matter. octopus friend avocado?
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. til $ 14 million budget , major hollywood actors , major hollywood filmmaker , film company owned comcast , qualify independent filmmaking. edit. great. top comment snide remark. rip previous also think sp came gay cowboy idea. also recall pudding eating. guess know lingo then. eat poopoo
til japanese kamikaze pilots allowed return find suitable target. one pilot shot ninth return. wonder ever change mind made break it. much place make break for. americans / british would certainly shoot attempted land somewhere. guess could bail , know given chutes. that's true ditched swam around would've picked up. shot like buffalo. course , i'd assume they'd taken prisoner practical defenders. easy ditch without parachute though? chutes , hard all.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging * her" resurrection" also extent seen divine intervention , allowed go free. later life referred as" half-hangit maggie" *" well , tried. " i'm surprised assume witchcraft burn stake. historically failed executions considered act god ( divine intervention ) many common law jurisdictions. condemned released afterwards considered gods live. execute anyone then? god's surely he'd give pox.
til movie lord war , production team rented 300 real sa vz. 58 rifles stand ak 47s cheaper prop guns.
til aztec empire one first societies mandatory education children regardless gender rank.
til recordings existed alexander graham bell's voice wax cardboard disc discovered 2013. hear bell say scottish-tinged accent" hear voice. .. . alexander. . graham. . bell"
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league traditions broken. sunderland go , arsenal fail make top 4. leicester broke football spurs arsenal , too. wenger beating mourinho
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches can't wrap head around scientology still thing. world we're connected , people support / part scientology really unaware insane shit associated it?
til possibility of" hypertumors" , cancer tumor gets big gets cancer
til chrysler built 55 turbine-powered cars 1963-1964. could run fuel could burn oxygen , including perfume tequila , produced 130 horsepower. nine still exist.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. i'm uncomfortable , cant really explain ..
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " i've never heard this" superman iv" .. low budget movie terrible plot bad acting? / almost sarcasm try pretend idea never came like idea nicholas cage considered superman role. budget superman n64 believe remember grandparents buying [ game ] ( [URL] ) excited end week threw fucking trash what? flying rings cup tea? [ worst 7 minutes 37 seconds ever ] ( [URL] )
til genghis khan tengrist , religiously tolerant interested learning philosophical moral lessons religions. consulted buddhist monks , muslims , christian missionaries , taoist monk qiu chuji.
til 1973 , cia launched covert operation overthrew chile's longstanding democratic government replaced military dictatorship rife human rights violations.
til former french president flix faure , died getting bj office
til programmers atari late 70s went ceo company asking royalties names included boxes , turned went formed company - - activision
til since speak much english , first english speaking role , antonio banderas learn lines phonetically
til sitting bull touring buffalo bill's wild west show , impressed annie oakley's shooting abilities charmed character gave name" little sure shot" symbolically adopted daughter. sounds suspiciously like something a" wild west show" promoter would come with. welcome like 85 percent us history " greatest country world" . founded genocide slavery. yup , checks out.
til 4 us states completely banned billboards til 4 states banned them. taking rest guys long?
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. sailors , much like prisoners , historically relations members sex crew due lack women. possible? turn gay there's women around? , don't" turn gay" . cums point though warm hole warm hole. edit : there's nothing gay exploring! i'm done puns yeah nothing gay it. two straight dudes butt sex. mean think , gayest thing world sex woman. soft frilly smell like flowers. that's straight queer. fucking dude? muscles sweat , manly thing do.
til hairy frog known the" wolverine frog" thought intentionally break toe bones force sharp" claws" flesh means defence.
til thomas jefferson kept shetland sheep white house. attacked several people , killed small boy , eventually called" abominable animal" . adorab - wait , * killed * child? back then? presidents goat killed one children. take it? " oh ok mr. president. love anyways" * kicks * well kids back pretty decent chance diying anyways.
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. went become one evil morally deprived corporations existence ..
til yreka , california , bakery operated 100 years called yreka bakery , formed palindrome. business closed gallery opened spot , named yrella gallery would also form palindrome. state motto california [ eureka! ] ( [URL] ) worth noting , yreka pronounced. wy-ree-kah.
til enough water lake superior flood entire landmasses north south america depth 1 foot. contains 3 quadrillion gallons fresh water. good thing take care great lakes keep clean pollutants / - michigander
til ohio issues" scarlet letter plates" people given limited driving privileges convicted dui.
til 1984 fbi declared key west police department criminal enterprise , several high-ranking officers arrested running protection racket cocaine smugglers.
til aztecs made swords embedded prismatic obsidian blades far sharper even high quality present day steel razor blades. bonus , obsidian brittle break bone , making injury much brutal. good also shattered spanish steel. fucking pay win dlc. op plz nerf. buy conquistador pack $ 19.99! enemy wont know smit them.
til marvel's first movie , howard duck , bombed box office. cost estimated $ 37 million , grossed $ 38 million internationally , netting $ 1 million.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. something something getting nailed seamen
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. that's giving someone promotion , need given added responsibilities gradually , prove competence. unsuccessful , transfer responsibilities someone else.
til gary webb , reporter san jose mercury news first broke story cia involvement cocaine trade , found dead with" two gunshot wounds head. " death , 2004 , ruled pool water lead investigators pursue ice gun theory. mythbusters shot one really trust mythbusters one. think there's lot things possible advanced enough technology really tested mythbusters. cia actually has" ice bullets" , think mythbusters could recreate it. what's point bullets? simply stab people want kill? leaves wound bullet too. forensics match blade wounds. ice bullet never traced back source time found water.
til seinfeld episode" revenge" based experience screenwriter larry david , quit job saturday night live , felt made mistake reached home , returned following morning nothing happened.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious.
til sandra bullock speaks fluent german , raised germany austria 12 years father worked you. s. army europe.
til vladimir great russia confronted choice converting russia christianity islam. eventually chose christianity , islamic teaching alcohol , saying ," drinking joy rus '. cannot exist without pleasure. "
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly want smile mean .. wanna talk , buddy? he's buddy , pal he's pal , friend. friend , guy.
til despite useful properties , dandelion grown regarded weed , result rise lawn culture marketing pesticide companies.
til gowanus canal brooklyn , nyc polluted unidentifiable new forms microbiological life arisen sludge
til death steve irwin , speculated series revenge killings , least ten stingrays found dead mutilated coast queensland strangest case misplaced rage i've ever seen.
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film.
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time * know of. yea , like half animals ocean specific breeding grounds. right , necessarily mean they're capable communicating location distance breeding grounds members species - something ants , bees , ravens humans do. dolphins? whales matter.
til rodney mullen considered the" godfather" modern street skating. he's credited inventing 37 tricks including flatground ollie , kickflip , heelflip , 360 flip.
til 1983 , caddies masters tournament black. due clubs tradition.
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax ha , sallie mae thing reason. think know , navient.
til lexus april fool's day joke , introduced" variable load coupling rear orientation ( v-lcro )" seats , technology attaches driver seat velcro allow aggressive turns.
til aeschylus , ancient greek tragedian , supposedly prophesied die falling object , therefore stayed outdoors. killed eagle dropped tortoise , mistaking bald head rock.
til civil war ended , first general confederate army active reform party , spoke favor civil rights voting recently freed slaves.
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity. " synthesized uric acid , sold $ 25,00 build house it. warlock mars , bitch" - william shatner charlie sheen roast. actual quote? watch roast charlie sheen. says something sorts. shatner amazing , really really funny.
til height pokmon go , number players tried sneaking highly classified military explosives plant virginia charizard reportedly located inside arsenal.
til carl sagan wanted include" comes sun" message aliens , record company scared extraterrestrial copyright infringement.
til ancient greek philosopher jumped active volcano prove immortal god
til double-blind study published nature showed experienced astrologers better determining people psychological traits based location stars birth someone randomly guessing them. need double blind study tell matters divination imagined fantasies.
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. .. realized like dogs alive 9/11 probably dead .. =[ oh yeah. also , remember comet full house? he's dead too. dog frasier died 2006.
til 3 banana companies overthrew government honduras.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. thought * fruit * would cure cancer. even , thought fruit ( i. e. little fibery sugar-bombs ) would cure pancreatic cancer ( pancreas , i. e. organ breaks sugar ). short question siri could told bad doubt it. ever used siri? probably would asked ," alternative diets effective fighting pancreatic cancer? " would say" searching internet ' oral native affection five panda answer '" .
til : jeff daniels got paid $ 50,00 role dumb dumber , jim carrey got paid $ 7mil.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" things never change. humanity never changed even one tiny bit. check ancient shitposting. [URL]
til gino bartali - champion italian cyclist. wwii , cycled italy carrying messages italian resistance. even smuggled jews wagon secret compartment telling people part training.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen brit 100 % sure think use word. ' spunk spunk ' used mean enthusiasm energy , typically referring quality person.
til michael jackson's estate continues allocate 20 % posthumous earnings various charities , specified will.
til tank designed swiss military bug turning heater could cause main gun fire
til hunkerin ' , fad 1950s america people would rest squatting position hours time even hold hunkerin ' competitions
til name hotmail chosen contains html , originally styled hotmail. 1996? ? til hotmail account since year zero. 13 year old really disappointed email address chose. could firstname.lastname instead whatever edgy name chose. friend recomended back two persons know initial + last name @hotmail
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes love song ice fire books like show. however watch episodes. picture ned differently , still sean beans voice read first book. thought ned looking lot younger sean bean. ned 35ish book. joffrey taller rob jon tyrion 1 black eye bron supposed like 23. also , moon door actual door floor.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " hear saying it. he's actually great actor. watch" cider house rules ," favourite ," quiet american. " he's british nicholas cage. wants actually try he's great , he's willing half-ass whatever nonsense want throw way , provided pay it.
til yreka , california , bakery operated 100 years called yreka bakery , formed palindrome. business closed gallery opened spot , named yrella gallery would also form palindrome. cool see hometown reddit! glad know forgotten smirk_face hey fellow yrekian!
til screensavers designed save screens burn never displaying static image
til offered role hannibal lecter , anthony hopkins quit hollywood go back england , feeling rest mediocre career would spent stage and" respectable bbc work. "
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen [ knew ] ( [URL] ) edit : seriously , [ knew ] ( [URL] ). jesus christ. anyone marketing stop say" hey , maybe guy lying back , mouth wide open , eyes closed. sort looks like getting facial. " i've never seen water ad person drinking missing mouth
til patsy cline offered car ride back nashville singer dottie west. cline refused , telling west ," worry , hoss. time go , time. " patsy cline died plane crash
til height pokmon go , number players tried sneaking highly classified military explosives plant virginia charizard reportedly located inside arsenal.
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters. work? wouldnt point overrun? think allowed run part law question. , think meant dogs. dogs allowed drive germany.
til ian anderson , frontman rock band jethro tull , adopted flute realized would never be" good eric clapton" electric guitar.
til 1986 , beer drinking goat elected mayor small town texas , usa
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims also sadistic beleif ill suffer , often denying basic comforts medicine. piece shit person hid guise charity got away mostly hid people made others uncomfortable ( ill ).
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. til anti-vaxers trying save economy. .. surprising revelation
til steve jobs took acid , said" taking lsd profound experience , one important things life" would seem there's wide range experiences lsd. since often dark enough thoughts nightmares terrifying , i'd definitely rather risk it.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. yeh , maybe. he's filthy rich bullies basically scumbag losers. yeh. nice think , there's good chance bullies also successful ( obviously comparison average person , elon ). true. several bullies school pretty successful ( least i've heard ) best people i've known terrible things happen like getting cancer. karma real. success great form revenge nonetheless. well we're talking buddhism karma affect bullies ' reincarnation exist , impair current existence iirc
til directing jurassic park , spielberg saw cgi t. rex , said stop motion animator phil tippett ," job ," tippett replied ," mean extinct? ". spielberg later incorporated dialogue
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " hear saying it. he's actually great actor. watch" cider house rules ," favourite ," quiet american. " he's british nicholas cage. wants actually try he's great , he's willing half-ass whatever nonsense want throw way , provided pay it. oh , that's really unfair. he's adenoidal , one. watch older films , 1960s era onwards. harry palmer , alfie , man would king , etc. much better actor cage
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. still cannot get past fact he's stoke trent. drab , dismal , grey shithole planet .. outside lancashire.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " he's like actor take every script he's given yet remains highly respected still offered great roles. nic cage started ( he's oscar winner ) destroyed career.
til recordings existed alexander graham bell's voice wax cardboard disc discovered 2013. hear bell say scottish-tinged accent" hear voice. .. . alexander. . graham. . bell"
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased.
til sam kinison killed drunk driver crossed median hit sam's vehicle head on. according friend , looked unharmed , began speaking one , saying" want die. " ," why? "
til last words serial killer peter krten were" tell .. head chopped , still able hear , least moment , sound blood gushing stump neck? would pleasure end pleasures. "
til battle 1797 , british admiral horatio nelson badly wounded right arm. came surgeon said ," sooner better ," within half hour amputation returned command forces.
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance holy shit , exactly came say. nuke too? implications comment massively scary.
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. .. realized like dogs alive 9/11 probably dead .. =[
til ford actually base decision ford pinto estimated legal costs lawsuits. myth given new life fight club. * devalues friends family even * must find friends first devalue buy friends $ 1.2 million shit i'll friend 10 dollars listen sing?
til 1851 , measuring tools precision one millionth inch.
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league least qualified european competition we're capable winning .. enjoy maccabi tel aviv away cunts tel aviv lovely city really. let's hope they're miserable. horrific away trip tho. must furthest trip , right?
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " [ removed ] want sad_face want smile mean ..
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. months sea probably care ship's integrity compromised .. " well guys looks like we're gonna stay fix boat. darn. " captain ; got bad news lads. ship literally falling apart stay .. sailors : woohoo! captain : .. nails .. sailors : mutiny! " rape pillage get nails back go home! "
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" things never change. humanity never changed even one tiny bit. check ancient shitposting. [URL]
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. [ removed ]
til george foreman originally paid 40 % profits endorsing george foreman grill. peak grill's sales , making 4.5 million dollars month. garage sales still awash things. almost bad shake weight , nutri bullet , soda stream. except grills awesome. always wondered made good burgers.
til : imax projectionists wear body armor handling imax lamps ; dropped , explode resulting quartz shrapnel.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. overdue another #purge! people could wrap stop shitting many kids cause they're bored. really understand people children. wife really stable jobs city good economy affordable housing yet kid huge economical decision .. one whim ; plan right time it.
til researchers believe humans worn clothes least 170,00 years. know pubic lice evolutionarily diverged head lice 170,00 years ago , pubic lice need live clothing survive.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen brit 100 % sure think use word. ' spunk spunk ' used mean enthusiasm energy , typically referring quality person.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. *
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. way off. seinfeld young girl's strange , erotic journey milan minsk. necking schindler's list! least better english patient , hated film!
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax ha , sallie mae thing reason. think know , navient. chiquita thing , united fruit company seriously fucked shit.
til patsy cline offered car ride back nashville singer dottie west. cline refused , telling west ," worry , hoss. time go , time. " patsy cline died plane crash
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes method acting. helicopters middle earth. really got character. lot work die 1st movie trilogy. watch extended. watching brormir faramir actually act together amazing makes miss boromir instead despising trying take ring
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. also think sp came gay cowboy idea. also recall pudding eating. guess know lingo then. eat poopoo want dis sickness uganda uninitiated : [URL]
giroud scored 26 goals france. 19 friendlies.
til dueling , common two male giraffes sex eachother. interactions males found frequent heterosexual coupling
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" really fucking picture , ops fault come reddit find advert. want bars wall [ think it? ] ( [URL] ) im trouble locating large breasted woman. _oo_ / | | /
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes " * reason , parts play , like boromir ned stark , life online long afterwards. keep seeing - call - memes? " * - sean bean he's us.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. months sea probably care ship's integrity compromised .. " well guys looks like we're gonna stay fix boat. darn. " captain ; got bad news lads. ship literally falling apart stay .. sailors : woohoo! captain : .. nails .. sailors : mutiny! " rape pillage get nails back go home! "
til nikola tesla able integral calculus head , leading teachers believe cheating. integrate derive e ^ x head. understand joke sad_face e ^ x derived e ^ x , e ^ x integrated e ^ x lose 1 mark forgetting constant integration. int ( exp ( x ) ) = exp ( x ) + c
til patsy cline offered car ride back nashville singer dottie west. cline refused , telling west ," worry , hoss. time go , time. " patsy cline died plane crash
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us
til east st. louis higher murder rate honduras , country highest murder rate world
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " well sounds like slavery steps.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes method acting. helicopters middle earth. really got character. lot work die 1st movie trilogy. people love kill sean bean .. like , thing.
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged
til word" meme" coined biologist richard dawkins refer ideas spread replicate darwinian fashion
til nipplegate , janet jackson blacklisted viacom's properties , including vh1 / mtv / cbs / clear channel radio stations , uninvited grammys , lost acting gigs , statue mickey
til possibility of" hypertumors" , cancer tumor gets big gets cancer
til 2001 , united states ' military airdropped 2.4 million pop-tarts afghanistan us invasion.
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity. " synthesized uric acid , sold $ 25,00 build house it. warlock mars , bitch" - william shatner charlie sheen roast. actual quote? watch roast charlie sheen. says something sorts. shatner amazing , really really funny.
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league calling - bayern stumble group stages champions league get third , fall europa league , we'll make annual trip allianz round 32. oh fuckoff guys again. [URL] replace" rudy gay" with" bayern" .
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging fishwife hanged murdering illegitimate infant shortly birth. well blame then. gave birth ungodly human / fish chimera would expect do? kill get's big. mean , makes sense me. think stay size whatever container keep
til nikola tesla able integral calculus head , leading teachers believe cheating. integrate derive e ^ x head. understand joke sad_face e ^ x derived e ^ x , e ^ x integrated e ^ x lose 1 mark forgetting constant integration. int ( exp ( x ) ) = exp ( x ) + c
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. tortoise bit arse agreeing job isnt he? know. story , tortoise know rabbit slacked off? maybe legitimately believed faster. na seems case digging hole abit deep , probably bragging much afterwards , ended agree maintain bragging rights promoted good job promoted job can't fired. real problem companies.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. thought * fruit * would cure cancer. even , thought fruit ( i. e. little fibery sugar-bombs ) would cure pancreatic cancer ( pancreas , i. e. organ breaks sugar ). short question siri could told bad doubt it. ever used siri? probably would asked ," alternative diets effective fighting pancreatic cancer? " would say" searching internet ' oral native affection five panda answer '" .
til wilmer valderrama purchased vista cruiser used on" ' 70s show" $ 500 series ended. wonder many people figured name fes foreign exchange student name fes tho. i'm pretty sure never learnt name. mean , think eric , donna , hyde , kelso umm .. mila even knew.
til darth vader father luke skywalker real name anakin skywalker
til british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. people right actually asking government take away more. " let spy. i've got nothing hide" * sigh *
til russia's economy ( $ 1.3 ) 69 % size italy's economy ( $ 1.9 ).
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " he's like actor take every script he's given yet remains highly respected still offered great roles. nic cage started ( he's oscar winner ) destroyed career. nic cage already peaked con air face / off. cannot top performances matter are. also lord war
david robinson grew tall ( 7 ' 0" graduation ) naval academy could served sea , hurting career us navy. instead leaving academy , compromise served two years shore duty
til british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. remember pudding eating bm yesterday .. " .. pudding eating , going sue" said trey parker. probably heard took scene post. .. eat then? ??
til anyone sworn statewide county office judgeship kentucky must declare oath participated , acted second otherwise assisted duel.
til actors played brother sister on" dexter" began dating , fell love , got engaged , got married , got divorced , continuing play brother sister tv. also entertain storyline thought interested ( adopted ) brother romantically. think post divorce , must've weird tbh , weird case. uncomfortable unnecessary plotline. plotlines dexter? season 4 show trash gawd season 4 awesome.
til japanese war criminal hideki tojo arrested , given new dentures awaited trial , american dentist made secretly drilled" remember pearl harbour" morse code
til darko milicic , drafted 2nd overall 2003 nba draft ( carmelo anthony , dwyane wade chris bosh ) currently apple farmer serbia.
til three four longest recorded sniper kills canadians
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. say find job love , never work day life. little tougher happen love smoking drinking whiskey , done.
til orthodox jews prohibited walking past motion sensor turn light sabbath.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen [ knew ] ( [URL] ) edit : seriously , [ knew ] ( [URL] ). jesus christ. anyone marketing stop say" hey , maybe guy lying back , mouth wide open , eyes closed. sort looks like getting facial. " i've never seen water ad person drinking missing mouth
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. dogs. good. i've yet meet doggy immediately like. people? fuck people. asshole dogs.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. dwight right. need new plague! !! one make sick ..
til filming schindler's list , polish woman encountered ralph fiennes dressed nazi uniform told that" germans charming people. kill anybody deserve it. "
til armadillos genus dasypus ( ones found us ) give birth four genetically identical young split embryo ; i. e. always identical quadruplets ; known vertebrate animals exhibit this" polyembryony"
til postal code north pole h0h 0h0 reference santa
til that" claw crane" games remotely set a" payout" limit , failure rate , essentially gambling" games" first place. fact , illegal canada except fairs.
manchester united equalled record draws single premier league season
almost half voters expect brexit talks conclude successfully , poll suggests
til term checkmate , according barnhart etymological dictionary , alteration persian phrase" shh mt" ( ) means , literally ," king helpless"
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity.
til greek god fertility , never ending boner sacrificial animal ass. name gave rise medical term priapism - - prolonged erection
til matthew mcconaughey replaced owen wilson ' tropic thunder ' wilson's battle depression attempt suicide overdosing slitting wrists imagine last movie ever made & dupree. apparently that's exactly imagining , almost became self-fulfilling. makes * * * * depressed. owen wilson much better that. really think he's great actor .. everyone reddit seems think though
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged league ~ ~ light ~ ~ little 5.5 km. 20,00 would 110,00 km. earth measures 12,750 km across equator. go 20,00 leagues deep , would end 17.6 thousand leagues space.
til oj simpson's father well-known drag queen sf area died aids 1986.
til double-blind study published nature showed experienced astrologers better determining people psychological traits based location stars birth someone randomly guessing them.
til directing jurassic park , spielberg saw cgi t. rex , said stop motion animator phil tippett ," job ," tippett replied ," mean extinct? ". spielberg later incorporated dialogue " ahahahaha good one .. get set. " * tippett stop motions set. *
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. sound like shill big children. .. adults?
til america's first female mayor elected 1887. group men nominated joke , 60 percent vote. 4chan 1887?
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. * 1905 , companies merged become nestl anglo-swiss condensed milk company , retaining name 1947. * good decision shorten nestl. dunno , think shortened anglo-swiss condensed milk company. roles tongue , know.
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold hoa's : even once. usually" hoa's : never again" , folks get wise previous home shopping. grew without hoas , grew family farm , surrounded ritzy subdivisions hoas , heard nothing horror stories them. got place , refused accept anything hoa. consider hoa neighborhoods purchasing. deal shitty neighbors occasion , price freedom. sounds like hoa guarantees least one shitty neighbour anyway.
til dueling , common two male giraffes sex eachother. interactions males found frequent heterosexual coupling
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. episode 30 rock , character pete hornberger never overachieves avoid getting promoted head.
.. octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " surreal would see ai inside simulation begin talk simulation? think might like westworld
til historians believe fate christianity hinged battle tours arab invasion force defeated frankish force present-day france , preventing spread islam western europe preserving christianity religion europe.
til steve jobs took acid , said" taking lsd profound experience , one important things life" would seem there's wide range experiences lsd. since often dark enough thoughts nightmares terrifying , i'd definitely rather risk it. maybe always disappointed bored experience every time tried it. maybe cheap stuff tried handful times life different" retailers. "
til dave grohl know read sheet music writes music ear.
til asked he'd punched man who'd hit raw egg , uk politician john prescott said following tony blair's orders ," connect electorate. "
til : today's average teenagers know vastly milky way galaxies professional astronomers 100 years ago. reason average teenager seen naked people adult 100 years ago. 100 + years ago , naked people adults seen parents , siblings [ cousins ] ( [URL] )
.. octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " surreal would see ai inside simulation begin talk simulation? think might like westworld
til donald duck loved scandinavian countries sweden make illegal vote political elections. 2005 norway 1/4 total population read donald duck magazine , and" donaldism" became thing. confirm. norwegian. tons comics. teenagers even adults read them. they're cutesy childish traditional disney stuff. fascinating decendents vikings donald duck magazine collectors. us never vikings. norsemen , yes , raiders. anime manga big there? e. g. one punch man , attack titans , dragon ball super
til vietnam war 800 murders attempted murders superior officers enlisted soldiers investigated. term ' fragging ' coined due popular use fragmentation grenades commit murders.
til sources say kim il-sung , founder north korea , could actually impostor , might stolen name resistance leader died
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. thought * fruit * would cure cancer. apples guy bannanas. * b-a-n-a-n-a-s! !! * record i'm singing , correcting spelling error.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. homeowner without kids : umbrella f-ing cheap stupid it. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club.
til nintendo sued galoob prevent release nes cheating device , game genie ; legal battle followed. sega genesis version , sega allowed release , officially licensed it. nintendo long history liking mods. reddit loves nintendo much? common dislike mods? reddit mods surely worse game genies though.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen [ knew ] ( [URL] ) edit : seriously , [ knew ] ( [URL] ). jesus christ. anyone marketing stop say" hey , maybe guy lying back , mouth wide open , eyes closed. sort looks like getting facial. " i've never seen water ad person drinking missing mouth guy ad mouth.
til mid - 1990s , due stress acting promotion films , jean-claude van damme developed cocaine addiction. spent $ 10,00 week , snorted 10 grams per day 1996.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. homeowner without kids : umbrella f-ing cheap stupid it. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. insurance broker , advise keep car keys , fireworks , anything incendiary , kid lock key.
til : chinese philanthropist , run run shaw ( 1907-2014 ) gave $ 1 + / - billion fund education , aiding 600 construction projects. many buildings ( 500 +
til directing jurassic park , spielberg saw cgi t. rex , said stop motion animator phil tippett ," job ," tippett replied ," mean extinct? ". spielberg later incorporated dialogue here's example [ go motion ] ( [URL] ) rex tippet experimenting movie : [URL] decision use cgi. looked better expected. still made right call though. cgi jurassic park still realistic looking film despite 25 years old. groundbreaking 6 year old released blew mind mad dinosaurs ( jeff goldblum ) ever since.
til one two kellogg brothers obsessed preventing masturbation originally invented corn flakes reduce children.
til scrappy-doo , widely considered one hated characters fiction , appeared animated scooby-doo production since 1988 due audience backlash.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. til anti-vaxers trying save economy. .. surprising revelation look little johnny , city needs new library. can't afford let live. kids.
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity. " synthesized uric acid , sold $ 25,00 build house it. warlock mars , bitch" - william shatner charlie sheen roast. actual quote? watch roast charlie sheen. says something sorts. shatner amazing , really really funny.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death regret bone-itis
til bill skarsgard ( pennywise ) , alexander skarsgard ( tarzan legend tarzan ) gustaf skarsgard ( floki vikings ) sons stellan skarsgard ( erik selvig thor , good hunting
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold hoa's : even once. usually" hoa's : never again" , folks get wise previous home shopping. grew without hoas , grew family farm , surrounded ritzy subdivisions hoas , heard nothing horror stories them. got place , refused accept anything hoa. consider hoa neighborhoods purchasing. deal shitty neighbors occasion , price freedom. sounds like hoa guarantees least one shitty neighbour anyway.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. reminded ted talk one shooter's mother did. however , page crashing now. , reddit thread that? ted tedx? what's difference? tedx talks organized presented anyone , verification. occasionally leads misleading information / [ hilarity ] ( [URL] ).
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. went become one evil morally deprived corporations existence ..
til dave chappelle offered role bubba forrest gump turned thought movie would unsuccessful.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. barely remember password internet webpages. google ask want remember password wait see password entered right one. legitimately changed password twice one day i'm bad remembering them. i'm 63 character password ibetitsjustastringofwordssothatitseasytorememberorsomenonsense. nope. take phrase. > jack jill went hill , jack tripped jill. resulted lawsuit. becomes jajwuth 42ofjtbtbj98trial! #
til credit card" chip" technology ( aka emv ) rolled us almost 25 years old damn. they'll probably phase europe soon far know already begun talking that. sure replacing nfc. denmark new cards contact-less. use pin purchases 30 $. wow , that's surprisingly low. canada usually either $ 50 $ 100 depending place. things probably lot cheaper too.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind. space race byproduct developing icbms .. spacex merely clever front future top time post / r / prorevenge ..
til valentine's day japan , women give male co-workers chocolate. unpopular co-workers receive cheap giri-choko (" ultra-obligatory" chocolate ) others receive honmei-choko (" true feeling chocolate" ).
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. wish day kazakhstan , tajikistan , kyrgyzstan , uzbekistan , afghanistan , pakistan would merge form huge single country called stanistan. uruguay combines paraguay form .. guayuaguay. czech republic merges slovakia form czechoslovakia. hold , game work? north carolina south carolina merge form superalabama! north south dakota combine even nothing.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. nothing .. mormons baptize die! baptize people listed phone book. grandmother use baptize neighborhood kids / babies kitchen sink watching summer. catholic want babies going purgatory / hell.
til that" claw crane" games remotely set a" payout" limit , failure rate , essentially gambling" games" first place. fact , illegal canada except fairs.
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero. " fantastic four movie mistake" ~ stan lee * probably *
20 goals , lionel messi time top scorer conmebol world cup qualifiers , passing hernn crespo luis surez
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen brit 100 % sure think use word. ' spunk spunk ' used mean enthusiasm energy , typically referring quality person.
til wwii british spies posed fake charity groups hand special monopoly games allied prisoners war. games compasses , maps , real money , useful tools escaping.
til 1986 interview , jackie gleason said considered suing hanna-barbera flintstones copy honeymooners , passed lawyers cautioned ," want known guy yanked fred flintstone air? ".
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance army get promoted based fast run two miles. buddy mine great leadership capabilities got passed guy eats crayons run.
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters. work? wouldnt point overrun? compared many countries far less stray animals germany. apart cats , usually never know whether stray animals running around , never seen wild dog , escaped ones village that's thinking right now. sure * ever * seen stray dog germany.
til three four longest recorded sniper kills canadians
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league calling - bayern stumble group stages champions league get third , fall europa league , we'll make annual trip allianz round 32.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11.
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax soon known as" retail credit agency" following congressional testimony. < two weeks later > okay , calling ourselves" credit mcchecky clown penis" literally name left. let's hope nothing goes wrong time. could always washington redskins credit agency
til roman mile defined 1,00 paces. armies would leave mile markers every 1,00 steps marched ; result , well-fed armies marching fast pace marked longer miles.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " hear saying it. he's actually great actor. watch" cider house rules ," favourite ," quiet american. " he's british nicholas cage. wants actually try he's great , he's willing half-ass whatever nonsense want throw way , provided pay it.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes love song ice fire books like show. however watch episodes. picture ned differently , still sean beans voice read first book. thought ned looking lot younger sean bean. ned 35ish book. joffrey taller rob jon tyrion 1 black eye bron supposed like 23. also , moon door actual door floor.
til steve-o clown graduated ringling brothers barnum & bailey clown college
til medal honor recipient thomas baker asked left behind japanese counter attack saipan due wounded. asked 1 pistol 8 bullets. returning us army found corpse 8 dead japanese. asked bullets.
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged league ~ ~ light ~ ~ little 5.5 km. 20,00 would 110,00 km. earth measures 12,750 km across equator. go 20,00 leagues deep , would end 17.6 thousand leagues space. according wikipedia verne used paris league 4km , 80 00km total.
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league traditions broken. sunderland go , arsenal fail make top 4. leicester broke football spurs arsenal , too. wenger beating mourinho
til name hotmail chosen contains html , originally styled hotmail. 1996? ? til hotmail account since year zero. 13 year old really disappointed email address chose. could firstname.lastname instead whatever edgy name chose. friend recomended back two persons know initial + last name @hotmail
til : 76 % known serial killers 20th century united states.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. reminds kazakhstan girl shooting competition played borat spoof anthem. link : [URL]
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. many confused. answer homeowner's insurance likely umbrella coverage. insurance clearly covered acts caused residents household. result , victims could sue parents actually get damages. homeowners insurance include? yep , umbrella policy. one added mine. $ 1 million covers pretty much anything around $ 300 / year. whats funny teenager moves it'll drop $ 120 / year! homeowner without kids : umbrella f-ing cheap stupid it.
til ohio issues" scarlet letter plates" people given limited driving privileges convicted dui.
til daily planet , lois lane clark kent ( superman ) work owned bruce wayne ( batman )
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con
til cali cartel murdered many people dumped bodies cauca river local municipality eventually bankrupt cost recovering corpses conducting autopsies.
til peppers used tabasco sauce picked hand. pepper pickers compare color peppers small red stick ; colors match , peppers ripe used sauce production process.
arsenal becomes winning team fa cup 13 wins.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly want smile mean .. wanna talk , buddy? he's buddy , pal he's pal , friend. friend , guy.
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged jules verne treasury kid , illustrations always blew away. think they're woodcuts? [URL]
til uss johnston saluted japanese destroyer captain sinking , spending nearly 3 hours squaring 23 japanese ships , including 4 battleships , 8 cruisers 11 destroyers.
til - coca cola launched dasani water uk slogan ' bottled spunk ' & ' can't live without spunk ' ; oblivious uk spunks means semen.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. everyone wants solve overpopulation problem , want die. both. live kids , even stick 1 kid. that's china's trying achieve since 70s establishing one-child law. 2014 ( give take 2 years , bad memory ) changed 2 kids max. source : chinese
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. yeah , kids fine. teenagers hand .. i'm worried. two teenage girls calm collected think critically. however , 7 - year-old son showing signs think critically , care to. he's gonna expensive.
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til tank designed swiss military bug turning heater could cause main gun fire
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. say find job love , never work day life. little tougher happen love smoking drinking whiskey , done. forget swallowing raw eggs. would raw eggs make voice rough? raw eggs would line throat could gargling harsh sounds without damaging vocal chords hurting throat. it'd like thick milkshake attempting extreme metal vocals.
til ohio issues" scarlet letter plates" people given limited driving privileges convicted dui.
til columbus , ohio larger population cincinnati cleveland combined yet nfl , nba mlb teams. cleveland cincinnati 5
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels. ones prefer former quickly labeled rest turmoil as" kinksters"
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. oh , sorry , thought america gawl , sharon! love suddenly like season 8 randy became best character. favorite south park trivia trey parker dad named randy geologist ..
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. yeh , maybe. he's filthy rich bullies basically scumbag losers. yeh. nice think , there's good chance bullies also successful ( obviously comparison average person , elon ). they're sa likely still lives there. that's essentially failed lottery life 101.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. yeah , kids fine. teenagers hand ..
til name hotmail chosen contains html , originally styled hotmail. growing think html abbreviation hotmail , guess worked.
til 7 players tournament big 4 competed. stan one since 2010
til gary webb , reporter san jose mercury news first broke story cia involvement cocaine trade , found dead with" two gunshot wounds head. " death , 2004 , ruled cia bad news. whether dealing drugs , providing children pedophiles , assassinating foreign heads state , acts completely without moral compass.
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged jules verne treasury kid , illustrations always blew away. think they're woodcuts? [URL] much wood would woodcutter cut woodcutter woodcut wood?
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. everyone freaking : seal extinct.
til day crew battleship uss texas intentionally flooded torpedo tube order cause 2 degree list , giving main guns enough extra elevation boost range & hit target mainland. wwii-era russian tanks often said happiest tanks world? barely gun depression laughing_face [ meanwhile america ] ( [URL] ) ( i'm like 50 % sure go little lower )
til 2001 , united states ' military airdropped 2.4 million pop-tarts afghanistan us invasion.
til korean dmz accidentally created one world's well-preserved nature reserves
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. actually worked called alternative medicine. would called medicine. laughing loud , one good friends rant likes there's thing short cut giving directions. " faster easier route , ' way '"
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" things never change. ain't broke .. .. drinking fast enough. need faster , barry.
til snoop dogg directed porn , name porn snoop doggystyle. released , huge hit top selling release year 2002 avn awards.
til : jeff daniels got paid $ 50,00 role dumb dumber , jim carrey got paid $ 7mil.
til : physical attractiveness found important factor enjoying date whether would sleep propositioned. important intelligence personality
lewandowski best topscorer poland history
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes " * reason , parts play , like boromir ned stark , life online long afterwards. keep seeing - call - memes? " * - sean bean he's us. shit. we've discovered. everybody scatter! memes man? ! cops gonna find them! either flush ' em shove ' em ass , one , get sight! edit : f.. , i've never even watched rick morty. reference unintentional.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " particularly great reasons , taken together , become impossible refuse. wait minute , superman good though! ! f..! !! ?? superman iv however i've never heard this" superman iv" .. low budget movie terrible plot bad acting? / almost sarcasm try pretend idea never came like idea nicholas cage considered superman role. budget superman n64 believe remember grandparents buying [ game ] ( [URL] ) excited end week threw fucking trash
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. many confused. answer homeowner's insurance likely umbrella coverage. insurance clearly covered acts caused residents household. result , victims could sue parents actually get damages. homeowners insurance include? yep , umbrella policy. one added mine. $ 1 million covers pretty much anything around $ 300 / year. whats funny teenager moves it'll drop $ 120 / year! policies make litigation targets.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " they're realizing able transcend it. even beginning believe real chance within lifetimes. " " damn. sim 7422 reached awareness again. wipe start over. "
til henley called paramedics home november 21 , 1980 , 16 - year-old girl found naked claiming overdosed quaaludes cocaine. henley got away contributing delinquency minor charge $ 2,500 fine.
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero. rip. passed away yesterday. sad numerous levels. usually , one spouse passes far behind. that's usually spouses old. fallacy with" retire , die" . people usually retire they're top notch ..
til sandra bullock speaks fluent german , raised germany austria 12 years father worked you. s. army europe.
til cocaine alcohol nearly identical rates addiction
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" things never change. humanity never changed even one tiny bit. check ancient shitposting. [URL]
til steve jobs took acid , said" taking lsd profound experience , one important things life" would seem there's wide range experiences lsd. since often dark enough thoughts nightmares terrifying , i'd definitely rather risk it.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. liberty dies thunderous applause
til nazis cleared minefields chasing captured civilians across , detonating explosives. everything hear nazi folks leads believe the" baddies" .
til cali cartel murdered many people dumped bodies cauca river local municipality eventually bankrupt cost recovering corpses conducting autopsies.
til penn jillette penn teller painted finger nails red joke response mother telling get manicure people would looking hands , always keeps one finger nail painted red memory mother.
til three gorges dam china massive slowed rotation earth 60 nanoseconds nothing like 320 nanoseconds changed op's mom came world. actual photo [ born ] ( [URL] )
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. father 4 , 1 16 year old girl ; confirm kids best hit teens , blow half shared data plan 8 days think know every fucking thing. edit : data oh god feel pain brother. 17 19 wrote many time day hear" understand" i'd need nasas budget count all.
naked crackhead slaps houston cop , predictable results ensue. handled high level professionalism.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11.
til eleven cases blood alcohol content higher 1 % , poland holds five last one painful. every little tiny scratch scrape body soaked alcohol time. another note , may hold record cleanest person human history. hope fell asleep tub lay think get got progressively drunk. maybe thought she'd revolutionized alcohol consumption. didn't. i'll leave [ ] ( [URL] ) .. [ may seen informal version ] ( [URL] )
til shooting american f - 117 stealth attack aircraft 199 , serbian propaganda posters read" sorry , know invisible"
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero. " fantastic four movie mistake" ~ stan lee * probably *
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. til $ 14 million budget , major hollywood actors , major hollywood filmmaker , film company owned comcast , qualify independent filmmaking. edit. great. top comment snide remark. rip previous also think sp came gay cowboy idea. also recall pudding eating. guess know lingo then. eat poopoo
til single helmet air force's new f - 35 fighter costs $ 400,00
til : abercrombie & fitch used sell outdoor goods camping gear guns , main store shooting range.
til david hahn , 17 years old attempted build nuclear reactor backyard , one point emitting 100 times normal background radiation.
til greek god fertility , never ending boner sacrificial animal ass. name gave rise medical term priapism - - prolonged erection
til military san marino still active crossbow corps existed uninterrupted since 1295
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. mother 4 year old 1.5 year old two friends round house , there's enough wine world. send supplies.
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold hoa's : even once. usually" hoa's : never again" , folks get wise previous home shopping. grew without hoas , grew family farm , surrounded ritzy subdivisions hoas , heard nothing horror stories them. got place , refused accept anything hoa. consider hoa neighborhoods purchasing. deal shitty neighbors occasion , price freedom. sounds like hoa guarantees least one shitty neighbour anyway.
til actor martin sheen arrested total 66 times protesting acts civil disobedience - recently 2007 trespassing nevada nuclear test facility.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. worried purity drugs? visit nearest police station illegal drugs tested - free charge!
til mtv's" clone high" cartoon cancelled people india conducted massive hunger strike googling maxim article depicting gandhi , coming across cartoon , featured gandhi character.
til death steve irwin , speculated series revenge killings , least ten stingrays found dead mutilated coast queensland that's literally last thing would wanted ..
til roman mile defined 1,00 paces. armies would leave mile markers every 1,00 steps marched ; result , well-fed armies marching fast pace marked longer miles.
til singer peanut butter jelly time passed away eleven-hour standoff police even snoop dogg brother-in-law tried convince surrender. almost sounds like title r / subredditsimulator curious : [ subreddit simulator ] ( [URL] )
til thalidomide , infamous morning sickness drug caused severe birth defects , never approved use us single reviewer fda think tested enough , resisted industry pressure approve drug anyway.
til empire state building took little year construction complete ( 410 days twelve days ahead schedule ).
til three gorges dam china massive slowed rotation earth tl laughing_face r size dam slowed rotation earth , sheer volume water mass shifted dam.
til 3 banana companies overthrew government honduras.
til actor martin sheen arrested total 66 times protesting acts civil disobedience - recently 2007 trespassing nevada nuclear test facility. illusive man strikes
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. people right actually asking government take away more. " let spy. i've got nothing hide" * sigh *
til classic pc game" baldur's gate" developed , alongside engine , 18 months team 60 people never worked video game before. still one best rpg games ever made. recently re-released ' enhanced edition ' even enjoyable play now.
til average inmate alcatraz read 75-100 books per year.
almost half voters expect brexit talks conclude successfully , poll suggests
til : 76 % known serial killers 20th century united states. key word is" known" countries catch acknowledge serial killers. russia bragged usa serial killers. truth never coordinated police force tie crimes together.
til 1984 fbi declared key west police department criminal enterprise , several high-ranking officers arrested running protection racket cocaine smugglers.
til nikola tesla able integral calculus head , leading teachers believe cheating. integrate derive e ^ x head. understand joke sad_face e ^ x derived e ^ x , e ^ x integrated e ^ x lose 1 mark forgetting constant integration. int ( exp ( x ) ) = exp ( x ) + c
til since speak much english , first english speaking role , antonio banderas learn lines phonetically
til airedale terriers carried messages soldiers wwi dedicated duties. one named ' jack ' ran half mile enemy fire. made headquarters jaw broken one leg badly splintered died delivering message
til eleven cases blood alcohol content higher 1 % , poland holds five
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. there's message somewhere promoting someone higher responsibilities based past experience based qualifications. morale story get candidates interviews. want someone slept job either. morale story low. maybe get booze story , might raise morale.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. everyone wants solve overpopulation problem , want die. both. live kids , even stick 1 kid. that's china's trying achieve since 70s establishing one-child law. 2014 ( give take 2 years , bad memory ) changed 2 kids max. source : chinese
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand"
til abusing alcohol drugs better half life , iconic jazz singer billie holiday swindled earnings died 70 cents ( us $ 6 2016 dollars ) bank.
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film.
til drummer police composed spyro dragon soundtrack
.. service would not. scum ball company ( evidence former customer ) way support again. must nice. comcast monopoly entire city outside satellite providers. wanna spend 100 bucks cable internet? ok fine get any. get internet * * cable less $ 100? witchcraft this? signed , canadian comes like 110 believe , pay bill get paid ; that's basic cable mind internet caps like 4mb / dl want say? state sanctioned robbery. $ 110? ? month? ! even afford starbucks? ? point others far worse ( looking everyone world feasible access internet way shape form ). sound like entitled brat. seriously ,
til gunsmoke , longest running television series 20th century , cancelled abruptly cbs even bother tell cast crew. read trade publications next day.
til cocaine alcohol nearly identical rates addiction
til former newspaper editor sun , kelvin mackenzie , published story alleging elton john voiceboxes guard dogs removed. proven wrong reporter went round check dogs barked him.
til grizzly bears feared respected native americans hunting required company 4 10 warriors done preparation ceremoniality intertribal warfare. without firearms , fuckers unbelievably monstrous. arrows? spears? fuck. that. noise.
til aeschylus , ancient greek tragedian , supposedly prophesied die falling object , therefore stayed outdoors. killed eagle dropped tortoise , mistaking bald head rock.
til quetzalcoatl got drunk slept sister , quetzalpetlatl. upon waking next day , realized , stone box built , laid , set fire.
til despite immense wealth , john d. rockefeller always took train mansion downtown new york office every day. often harassed beggars passengers , refused travel bodyguards use private transportation.
til oprah born single mother , wore potato sacks clothes , molested family , gave birth stillborn child 14
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches wait cockroaches bite? ??
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. kind genius really evil - let people dissenters come , give secret police holiday. hope kind trick works though. mao 60 years ago. , , work once. means works per generation people , no?
til founding fathers officially stated treaty tripoli that" government united states america , sense , founded christian religion" .
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters.
til vietnam war 800 murders attempted murders superior officers enlisted soldiers investigated. term ' fragging ' coined due popular use fragmentation grenades commit murders.
til clippy unpopular time , part windows xp's marketing making people aware could disable him.
til the" demon core ' , 6.2 kg subcritical mass plutonium briefly went critical two separate experiments , killing two members manhattan project
til north korean spies stationed abroad receive training shop supermarkets , use credit cards visit clubs , amenities commonplace north korea.
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. wow amazing work dairy lobby dairy industry done impressive things years. food pyramid designed specifically encourage milk cheese consumption help struggling dairy farmers.
til marine col. henry pierson crowe served wwi , banana wars , wwii , korean war , silver star bronze star guadalcanal , telling men" never get purple heart hiding
til schrdinger believe possibility cat simultaneously dead alive. thought experiment meant criticize absurdity existing view quantum mechanics.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11.
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con
til double-blind study published nature showed experienced astrologers better determining people psychological traits based location stars birth someone randomly guessing them. need double blind study tell matters divination imagined fantasies.
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001.
til lexus april fool's day joke , introduced" variable load coupling rear orientation ( v-lcro )" seats , technology attaches driver seat velcro allow aggressive turns. joke .. .. hmm .. one farts gotta lift butt
.. british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old. feel like i'm taking crazy pills. op , coin showing front back. person verifying authenticity display front back plastic protective container? saw coin? like separating oreo cookie? oh , haha , no. held place [ plastic container called a" slab" ] ( [URL] ) coin collecting community. ok. i'm going od crazy pills here. slab holds coin. front ( heads ) separated back ( tails )? shown slab. two separate coins , sawn two? separated. fully intact coin. see side coin , literally turn slab around. wonder many pounds hooker cost 1200 years ago.
til name hotmail chosen contains html , originally styled hotmail. growing think html abbreviation hotmail , guess worked.
til cocaine alcohol nearly identical rates addiction
til african american men incarcerated you. s. total prison populations india , argentina , canada , lebanon , japan , germany , finland , israel england combined.
til soviet composer dmitri shostakovich obsessive regularly sent cards test well postal service working.
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con fucked fight someone off. even read article? three sentences. someone else assaulted stepped help.
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold best tools know , wheel barrow full love. cement mixer full hope , cement. " room electricity. much electricity. "" yeah , i'll take 75k please. " that's obscure one , since removed syndication.
til reindeer one mammals see uv light , allowing see lichen , polar bears snow , urine trails
til battle germantown , 177 , cease fire called due small terrier wandering battlefield.
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. , got hired 15 times. that's positive. find insulting get hired 15 times takes almost year 700 applications get part time job.
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. astounds story ," smithsonian expedition leave least two seals male female least give fighting chance beat extinction? " can't save species two individuals ; much inbreeding.
til mexicans highest average annual hours worked world
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold hoa's : even once. usually" hoa's : never again" , folks get wise previous home shopping. grew without hoas , grew family farm , surrounded ritzy subdivisions hoas , heard nothing horror stories them. got place , refused accept anything hoa. consider hoa neighborhoods purchasing. deal shitty neighbors occasion , price freedom. sounds like hoa guarantees least one shitty neighbour anyway.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. eel ok afterwards? wondering.
til steve jobs took acid , said" taking lsd profound experience , one important things life" whenever see posts lsd think ," huh , that's one things i'd like try lifetime" . remember idea would even go safely acquiring , even netherlands.
til colt 45 malt liquors former slogan was" works every time"
til 1959 , you. s. postal service successfully shipped mail using cruise missile , delivering cargo new jersey florida 22 minutes
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. uneducated , furthest category extinct still extinction spectrum , every animal fit spectrum. like category field mice? edit : thanks answers guys! i'm authority , humans listed as" least concern" . likely latter. really category beyond that. " excess" . people get ideas .. know people ideas .. worried someone might make sort .. [ modest proposal? ] ( [URL] )
til valentine's day japan , women give male co-workers chocolate. unpopular co-workers receive cheap giri-choko (" ultra-obligatory" chocolate ) others receive honmei-choko (" true feeling chocolate" ).
til postal code north pole h0h 0h0 reference santa
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. job's belief alternative medicine surprising. one point fruitarian believed fruitarians bo , bathe. iirc ashton kutcher tried replicate diet stop due development pancreatic issues.
til king ludwig mad built many weird impractical castles bavaria later inspired fairy tale castles walt disney parks.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. actually worked called alternative medicine. would called medicine. laughing loud , one good friends rant likes there's thing short cut giving directions. " faster easier route , ' way '"
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. hell * * can't remember solution tasks three years. barely remember password internet webpages. google ask want remember password wait see password entered right one. legitimately changed password twice one day i'm bad remembering them.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes method acting. helicopters middle earth. really got character. lot work die 1st movie trilogy. watch extended. watching brormir faramir actually act together amazing makes miss boromir instead despising trying take ring
til thalidomide , infamous morning sickness drug caused severe birth defects , never approved use us single reviewer fda think tested enough , resisted industry pressure approve drug anyway.
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity.
til battle spotsylvania general sedgwick , saw men ducking cover exclaimed" dodging like this? hit elephant distance. " last words shot killed right finished sentence
til gunsmoke , longest running television series 20th century , cancelled abruptly cbs even bother tell cast crew. read trade publications next day.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " hear saying it. he's actually great actor. watch" cider house rules ," favourite ," quiet american. " he's british nicholas cage. wants actually try he's great , he's willing half-ass whatever nonsense want throw way , provided pay it. oh , that's really unfair. he's adenoidal , one. watch older films , 1960s era onwards. harry palmer , alfie , man would king , etc. much better actor cage
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. til $ 14 million budget , major hollywood actors , major hollywood filmmaker , film company owned comcast , qualify independent filmmaking. edit. great. top comment snide remark. rip previous also think sp came gay cowboy idea. also recall pudding eating.
til simultaneous releases antz bug's life due jeffrey katzenberg denied position president disney , stealing idea start dreamworks.
til british supermarket chain iceland eu-wide trademark name , take legal action icelandic companies use it. icelandic government applied trademark invalidated , far without success.
til west germany fully decriminalised homosexual acts males 1994 criminal law needed reconciliation law east germany , decriminalised since 1968
til america's first female mayor elected 1887. group men nominated joke , 60 percent vote. much 2010 ' money? [ $ 24.80 ] ( [URL] ) somehow 24.80 seems insulting dollar. dollar clearly insult 24 bucks change calculated accurate representation feel did. town mayor fined 1 buck ( country's currency ). never got promotion that. thought funny teacher explained ammount show , important thing fined. promotes mayor laughing loud. given job , elected
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original.
til that" kiln" originally pronounced silent" n. " linguists believe written descriptions kilns reached people never heard ; assumed the" n" pronounced , mispronunciation took over.
til population czech republic traditionally irreligious long time. ever since 1600 ' , czech people described as" tolerant even indifferent towards religion" .
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. many confused. answer homeowner's insurance likely umbrella coverage. insurance clearly covered acts caused residents household. result , victims could sue parents actually get damages. homeowners insurance include? yep , umbrella policy. one added mine. $ 1 million covers pretty much anything around $ 300 / year. whats funny teenager moves it'll drop $ 120 / year!
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con really got role , good her! dunno , really catwoman play sexually-charged game basketball children watching? loop one , what's context? edit : oh god
til battle 1797 , british admiral horatio nelson badly wounded right arm. came surgeon said ," sooner better ," within half hour amputation returned command forces.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. dolphin without hands? dolphin penises prehensile. like tentacles. take moment think that. til i'm never swimming ocean again. i'm going go swimming ocean right ( )
til average inmate alcatraz read 75-100 books per year.
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. tortoise bit arse agreeing job isnt he? know. story , tortoise know rabbit slacked off? maybe legitimately believed faster. na seems case digging hole abit deep , probably bragging much afterwards , ended agree maintain bragging rights promoted good job promoted job can't fired. real problem companies.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. til anti-vaxers trying save economy. sacrificing children. people's children compromised immune systems. adults behind booster shots.
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. * 1905 , companies merged become nestl anglo-swiss condensed milk company , retaining name 1947. * good decision shorten nestl. dunno , think shortened anglo-swiss condensed milk company. roles tongue , know. anglo milk
til ellie kemper ( office , unbreakable kimmy schmidt , crazy blow job girl ) one wealthiest families state missouri granddaughter mildred lane kemper , namesake mildred lane kemper art
til name hotmail chosen contains html , originally styled hotmail.
til cocaine alcohol nearly identical rates addiction
til king george v england dragon tattoo arm
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. always wonder adult show came would liked it. love curb can't get seinfeld? ! i'm opposite , grew seinfeld still happily rewatch could never get curb. curb makes cringe hard , press stop walk away episode. still like show odd reason try watch cringing larry's inability understand social norms kills me.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance holy shit , exactly came say. nuke too? implications comment massively scary.
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. amazingly , every guns n roses band member appetite destruction still alive. motley too? like f..? none hold candle ozzy. he's actually donating body science dies figure lived drugs alcohol. prince darkness , whatever want. another ( formerly ) insanely alcohol addled" prince darkness" still alive form alice cooper. maybe consider possibility made deal devil
til nikola tesla able integral calculus head , leading teachers believe cheating. integrate derive e ^ x head. understand joke sad_face e ^ x derived e ^ x , e ^ x integrated e ^ x lose 1 mark forgetting constant integration. int ( exp ( x ) ) = exp ( x ) + c
til people red hair sensitive thermal pain , less sensitive electrically induced pain , require larger amounts anesthetics people without red hair due mutation melanocortin 1 receptor.
til original baby ruth candy company claimed bar named babe ruth could avoid paying royalties. later shut rival candy bar actually approved ruth use name grounds names similar.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. wish day kazakhstan , tajikistan , kyrgyzstan , uzbekistan , afghanistan , pakistan would merge form huge single country called stanistan. uruguay combines paraguay form .. guayuaguay. czech republic merges slovakia form czechoslovakia. hold , game work? north carolina south carolina merge form superalabama! north south dakota combine even nothing.
til name hotmail chosen contains html , originally styled hotmail. 1996? ? til hotmail account since year zero. 13 year old really disappointed email address chose. could firstname.lastname instead whatever edgy name chose. friend recomended back two persons know initial + last name @hotmail
til eunus , slave-magician joked stage planned overthrow roman rule become king sicily. led huge slave uprising , kept promises spare lives left tips.
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. say find job love , never work day life. little tougher happen love smoking drinking whiskey , done.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. " regret .. .. * boneitis *! "
til 1997 killer whale held great white shark upside 15 minutes , causing suffocate , ate liver.
til wilmer valderrama purchased vista cruiser used on" ' 70s show" $ 500 series ended. wonder many people figured name fes foreign exchange student name fes tho. i'm pretty sure never learnt name. mean , think eric , donna , hyde , kelso umm .. mila even knew.
til australian funnel web spiders accidentally toxic given fact venom appears fairly harmless many animals except primates primates native australia.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. remember pudding eating bm yesterday .. " .. pudding eating , going sue" said trey parker. probably heard took scene post. .. eat then? ?? cowboy ass
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. thing think weapons used. unsecured. edit : information , apparently straw purchased guns wrong. think" bowling columbine" info , bullying guns. shooters bought weapons themselves. take parents guns. got girl class buy weapons , underage time. ever legal action , result cooperation investigation charges filed her.
til : chinese philanthropist , run run shaw ( 1907-2014 ) gave $ 1 + / - billion fund education , aiding 600 construction projects. many buildings ( 500 +
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. yeh , maybe. he's filthy rich bullies basically scumbag losers. yeh. nice think , there's good chance bullies also successful ( obviously comparison average person , elon ). true. several bullies school pretty successful ( least i've heard ) best people i've known terrible things happen like getting cancer. karma real. success great form revenge nonetheless. well we're talking buddhism karma affect bullies ' reincarnation exist , impair current existence iirc
til writing staff futurama held 3 ph. d. , seven master's degrees , cumulatively 50 years harvard university. series writer patric m. verrone stated ," easily overeducated cartoon writers history"
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. think agree. show george. except one time kramer l. a. worst episodes. bad great like rest series. except somehow still way better finale.
til sitting bull touring buffalo bill's wild west show , impressed annie oakley's shooting abilities charmed character gave name" little sure shot" symbolically adopted daughter. sounds suspiciously like something a" wild west show" promoter would come with. welcome like 85 percent us history " greatest country world" . founded genocide slavery. yup , checks out. countries participated genocide. difficult name country history participated genocide one way another.
til name tyrone irish county tyrone
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen [ knew ] ( [URL] ) edit : seriously , [ knew ] ( [URL] ). jesus christ. anyone marketing stop say" hey , maybe guy lying back , mouth wide open , eyes closed. sort looks like getting facial. " i've never seen water ad person drinking missing mouth like [ women laughing salads ] ( [URL] ) stock photo thing.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. mother 4 year old 1.5 year old two friends round house , there's enough wine world. send supplies. kids , 1.5 year olds really friends? old enough age understand friendship?
til three gorges dam china massive slowed rotation earth
til donald duck loved scandinavian countries sweden make illegal vote political elections. 2005 norway 1/4 total population read donald duck magazine , and" donaldism" became thing. confirm. norwegian. tons comics. teenagers even adults read them. they're cutesy childish traditional disney stuff. fascinating decendents vikings donald duck magazine collectors.
til penn jillette said interview big part penn & teller's success longevity due never close friends
til : denver international airport , largest us , one half times size manhattan
til town florida named frostproof marketing plot claim town would never citrus frost. less two years founding frost killed citrus town. never thought i'd see til local place seeing i'm middle nowhere
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches wait cockroaches bite? ?? worry , sleeping inside mouth. inside ear since can't turn around inside ear canal , burrow deeper brain.
til gleek. saliva comes stream gland compressed tongue. sometimes referred as" cobra spitting" .
til peppers used tabasco sauce picked hand. pepper pickers compare color peppers small red stick ; colors match , peppers ripe used sauce production process.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. many confused. answer homeowner's insurance likely umbrella coverage. insurance clearly covered acts caused residents household. result , victims could sue parents actually get damages. homeowners insurance include? yep , umbrella policy. one added mine. $ 1 million covers pretty much anything around $ 300 / year. whats funny teenager moves it'll drop $ 120 / year! homeowner without kids : umbrella f-ing cheap stupid it.
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. there's message somewhere promoting someone higher responsibilities based past experience based qualifications. maybe important promote higher based actual ability rather qualification ( winning race )
til : today's average teenagers know vastly milky way galaxies professional astronomers 100 years ago.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. thought * fruit * would cure cancer. dads buddy swears ' cancer eats sugar ' diet slowly consumes .. sad_face
til : 76 % known serial killers 20th century united states. key word is" known" countries catch acknowledge serial killers. russia bragged usa serial killers. truth never coordinated police force tie crimes together. like iran saying homosexuals.
til reindeer one mammals see uv light , allowing see lichen , polar bears snow , urine trails people get cataract surgery eyes also report seeing you. v purple haze grocery story scanners you. v sources. see growing old bad haha edit * wow comment went crazy! i've read , we're capable seeing uv light lens protects blocks it. uv light damages vision , problem short-lived animals we're short-lived. lenses darkens time? get damaged uv? babies see world brightly aged people? sort of. uv light causes oxidization lens time causes yellow yes , cataracts. wear sunglasses even cloudy days. wear sunglasses night.
til george washington massive chain strung across hudson river order keep british sailing upriver. link weighed 100 + pounds.
til directing jurassic park , spielberg saw cgi t. rex , said stop motion animator phil tippett ," job ," tippett replied ," mean extinct? ". spielberg later incorporated dialogue " ahahahaha good one .. get set. " * tippett stop motions set. *
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. oh , sorry , thought america gawl , sharon! love suddenly like season 8 randy became best character. favorite south park trivia trey parker dad named randy geologist ..
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. .. realized like dogs alive 9/11 probably dead .. =[ dog born 199 happy_face dog still alive? isn't. probably dispose body. is. turning 18 june.
til roseanne barr hit car age 16 , hood ornament went brain skull. behavior changed radically institutionalized eight months utah state hospital , baby , gave adoption.
til washington state originally called columbia thought may confused district columbia rejected.
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero. rip. passed away yesterday. actually believe you. went checked .. fuck. r. i. p.
til nipplegate , janet jackson blacklisted viacom's properties , including vh1 / mtv / cbs / clear channel radio stations , uninvited grammys , lost acting gigs , statue mickey
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged well writer. best words. tremendous writer " sad" bigly
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " they're realizing able transcend it. even beginning believe real chance within lifetimes. " " damn. sim 7422 reached awareness again. wipe start over. "
til 1950 , myxoma virus ( type pox virus ) deliberately released rabbit population australia means population control , causing death 500 million rabbits
til california gold rush , distinct lack women san fransisco caused gay culture flourish. men would often pay for" female impersonators" prostitutes.
til : today's average teenagers know vastly milky way galaxies professional astronomers 100 years ago. reason average teenager seen naked people adult 100 years ago. 100 + years ago , naked people adults seen parents , siblings [ cousins ] ( [URL] )
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. everyone freaking : seal extinct. fact well listed as" least concern" - - furthest category from" extinct" . uneducated , furthest category extinct still extinction spectrum , every animal fit spectrum. like category field mice? edit : thanks answers guys!
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. job's belief alternative medicine surprising. one point fruitarian believed fruitarians bo , bathe. iirc ashton kutcher tried replicate diet stop due development pancreatic issues. according title gore til gets reposted every , his" pancreas levels high. " oh god , never want pancreas level 1!
til ryan gosling watching" rambo" took knives school threw children.
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league least qualified european competition we're capable winning .. enjoy maccabi tel aviv away cunts tel aviv lovely city really. let's hope they're miserable.
til mike myers loosely based dr. evil character former snl boss lorne micheals. dr. evil's phrase" throw frickin ' bone , people ," supposedly something michaels said many times script
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. way off. seinfeld young girl's strange , erotic journey milan minsk. necking schindler's list! least better english patient , hated film!
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches wait cockroaches bite? ?? worry , sleeping inside mouth. inside ear
til ferrari monaco since schumacher 2001!
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. remember pudding eating bm yesterday .. " .. pudding eating , going sue" said trey parker. probably heard took scene post. .. eat then? ??
til jordan peele's" get out" made $ 252.4 million worldwide box office , 55 times production budget $ 4.5 million.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. relaxed drank fifth vodka every day sorry fifth? american always wondered. google maybe people know too. edit : thanks everyone , know international standard alcohol volumes ever thought would. fifth gallon. 75 cl. context people use cl instead l ml? never really see uk , rest europe see instead millilitres volumes drinks lot , 33cl 50cl opposed 330ml 500ml
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance army get promoted based fast run two miles. buddy mine great leadership capabilities got passed guy eats crayons run.
til dave grohl know read sheet music writes music ear.
til term checkmate , according barnhart etymological dictionary , alteration persian phrase" shh mt" ( ) means , literally ," king helpless"
til singer peanut butter jelly time passed away eleven-hour standoff police even snoop dogg brother-in-law tried convince surrender.
til von trapp family , made famous sound music , lost fortune great depression , children's singing careers purely way earn livelihood.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance army get promoted based fast run two miles. buddy mine great leadership capabilities got passed guy eats crayons run.
til movie , - 571 , states americans responsible capturing first enigma machine. truth first enigma machine captured british , 7 months americans entered war.
til table beer served belgian schools 1980s. proposed re-introduce low alcohol beer ( < 1.5 % abv ) schools healthier alternative softdrinks.
til clippy unpopular time , part windows xp's marketing making people aware could disable him. always changed dog tricks .. wow feel old. also desktop sheep app?
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. 1. rent plane 2. bless rain clouds fly , turn local downfall holy water 3. secretly baptise everyone 4. ~ ~? ?? ~ ~ collect tithes 5. profit bless rain clouds aafricaa
til gleek. saliva comes stream gland compressed tongue. sometimes referred as" cobra spitting" .
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " he's like actor take every script he's given yet remains highly respected still offered great roles. nic cage started ( he's oscar winner ) destroyed career. nic cage already peaked con air face / off. cannot top performances matter are. also lord war
til aboriginal canadian version lacrosse , team consisted 100 100 men , played 1600ft 100ft long field lasted sunrise sundown two three days straight. symbolic alternative war.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. many confused. answer homeowner's insurance likely umbrella coverage. insurance clearly covered acts caused residents household. result , victims could sue parents actually get damages. homeowners insurance include? yep , umbrella policy. one added mine. $ 1 million covers pretty much anything around $ 300 / year. whats funny teenager moves it'll drop $ 120 / year! policies make litigation targets.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. way off. seinfeld young girl's strange , erotic journey milan minsk. necking schindler's list! least better english patient , hated film!
til opportunity rover still conducting scientific operations 13 years despite original mission lifetime 90 days
til : vicodin six times potent codeine , hence name vi ( roman numeran six ) - codin
til - edison died nikola tesla wrote negative obituary nyt - made fun hygiene work ethic
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us well , there's sodium dasani , could little salty.
til - edison died nikola tesla wrote negative obituary nyt - made fun hygiene work ethic
til many german pows captured allies ww2 horrified footage holocaust burned uniforms called germany surrender , even volunteered join fight axis.
til one ever seen echidna ejaculate. sir , seen enough sonic hedge hog fan art. google" [ first name ] hedgehog. " by" ," mean" dont. " first name extremely unusual , 4 living people know it. 3 father grandfather.
til washington state originally called columbia thought may confused district columbia rejected.
til 1984 mcdonalds offered free big macs , fries , coke gold silver bronze olympics. year soviet union boycotted us olympics therefore us got many medals expected became huge failure
til michael jackson would requested wine served diet coke cans flights , want kids see drinking alcohol. " there's accident like geico , thought burned like pepsi michael" - kanye west , wire , song car crash early career. voice generation , y'all. " generation's closest thing einstein. " * kanye west ," saint pablo" nobody loves kanye much kanye loves kanye. wish someone loved much kanye loves kanye
til astronaut sunita williams first person run marathon space , finishing 4 hours 24 minutes treadmill aboard international space station.
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til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. mean , angel , likes customers? business owners thrive them.
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. love milk find funny comment , milk positive comment , bottom thread. know reddit hated milk much.
til name hotmail chosen contains html , originally styled hotmail. feel super dumb never putting together. even joked lot html pronounced" hut mull. " close , never made connection. we're like 2 peas pod. like 2 bundle sticks. technical term faggot. thinking hotmale.com.
til clippy unpopular time , part windows xp's marketing making people aware could disable him. always changed dog tricks .. wow feel old. also desktop sheep app?
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us it? i've living whole life i've never heard anyone say it. unless say english accent mean , people often talk semen typical conversations , definitely is. probably differs region region. i'm southern california
til dogs laugh. make laugh-like sounds tickled playing , sounds positive effect puppies hearing them.
til toronto underground arcology , network underground tunnels possible live without needing venture outside
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " they're realizing able transcend it. even beginning believe real chance within lifetimes. " " damn. sim 7422 reached awareness again. wipe start over. "
til classic pc game" baldur's gate" developed , alongside engine , 18 months team 60 people never worked video game before. still one best rpg games ever made. recently re-released ' enhanced edition ' even enjoyable play now. still worth playing first time today? would date mechanics frustrating. i'm considering enhanced edition sequel maybe ..
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. * soup meal. soup sandwich - - that's meal!
til ancient greece second toe longer big toe considered standard beauty. condition , today known greek foot , depicted many famous statues , michelangelo's david statue liberty.
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. anyone care explain raw eggs whiskey changes person's voice? whiskey cigarettes work like charm. source : tom waits
lewandowski best topscorer poland history best top scorer .. eh? definitely worst top scorer. technically he's best worst top scorer he's best goal scorer , he's worst goal scorer. he's goal scorer
til double-blind study published nature showed experienced astrologers better determining people psychological traits based location stars birth someone randomly guessing them. need double blind study tell matters divination imagined fantasies.
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. til $ 14 million budget , major hollywood actors , major hollywood filmmaker , film company owned comcast , qualify independent filmmaking. edit. great. top comment snide remark. rip previous also think sp came gay cowboy idea. also recall pudding eating. guess know lingo then.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. south park something told watch whilst growing up. never really gave much time recently. always saw childish trash. blown away social commentary good show actually is.
til gary webb , reporter san jose mercury news first broke story cia involvement cocaine trade , found dead with" two gunshot wounds head. " death , 2004 , ruled kill 8 years story came out? impossible blow side face first gunshot taking another shot finish job.
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. went become one evil morally deprived corporations existence ..
til sandra bullock speaks fluent german , raised germany austria 12 years father worked you. s. army europe.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis.
til north korean spies stationed abroad receive training shop supermarkets , use credit cards visit clubs , amenities commonplace north korea.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. reminded ted talk one shooter's mother did. however , page crashing now. , reddit thread that? ted tedx? what's difference? ted the" real deal. " tedx brand people use notable quality control issues gets speak.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death
til gary webb , reporter san jose mercury news first broke story cia involvement cocaine trade , found dead with" two gunshot wounds head. " death , 2004 , ruled considering ended aids likely came blood transfusion , idk look either fek looks like poorly executed attempt cover fact got aids extra-conjugal homosexual intercourse. done past , fact distinct possibility. vagina aids , gay aids almost impossible man contract hiv vaginal intercourse.
til actors played brother sister on" dexter" began dating , fell love , got engaged , got married , got divorced , continuing play brother sister tv. also entertain storyline thought interested ( adopted ) brother romantically. think post divorce , must've weird tbh , weird case. uncomfortable unnecessary plotline. plotlines dexter? season 4 show trash gawd season 4 awesome.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. "
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. kind genius really evil - let people dissenters come , give secret police holiday. hope kind trick works though. mao 60 years ago. , , work once. means works per generation people , no? study history doomed repeat - micheal scott
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league
til last words serial killer peter krten were" tell .. head chopped , still able hear , least moment , sound blood gushing stump neck? would pleasure end pleasures. " hear sound blood gushing stump neck , would ejaculate? r / nocontext r / evenwithcontext finally proper use. ejaculate?
til credit card" chip" technology ( aka emv ) rolled us almost 25 years old yeah , went england years ago , everyone chips. one kid market register thought card super advanced american chip. america behind lots stuff .. windows capability 500 years ago example. [ look this. ] ( [URL] ) wait wait wait .. thought everyone uses windows like that. americans don't?
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. aka american dream. boris politics anyway? true rock star story. thing missing mick jagger couple hookers.
til pepsi's progressive president 1940s led marketing campaign put african americans positive light , cornering untapped market taking advantage coca-cola's hesitance hire black workers.
til death steve irwin , speculated series revenge killings , least ten stingrays found dead mutilated coast queensland
til last words serial killer peter krten were" tell .. head chopped , still able hear , least moment , sound blood gushing stump neck? would pleasure end pleasures. " hear sound blood gushing stump neck , would ejaculate? r / nocontext r / evenwithcontext finally proper use. ejaculate?
til woman jumped 86th floor empire state building , blown back onto ledge 85th floor gust wind.
til name" canola oil" coined marketing reasons avoid using word" rape" , in" rapeseed oil" , product's name.
til report found , every $ 1 invested us national park service , american public receives $ 4 economic value.
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero. rip. passed away yesterday.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels.
til darth vader father luke skywalker real name anakin skywalker
til yreka , california , bakery operated 100 years called yreka bakery , formed palindrome. business closed gallery opened spot , named yrella gallery would also form palindrome. state motto california [ eureka! ] ( [URL] ) worth noting , yreka pronounced. wy-ree-kah.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen [ knew ] ( [URL] ) edit : seriously , [ knew ] ( [URL] ). jesus christ. anyone marketing stop say" hey , maybe guy lying back , mouth wide open , eyes closed. sort looks like getting facial. " i've never seen water ad person drinking missing mouth guy ad mouth.
til king ludwig mad built many weird impractical castles bavaria later inspired fairy tale castles walt disney parks.
til : 76 % known serial killers 20th century united states. key word is" known" countries catch acknowledge serial killers. russia bragged usa serial killers. truth never coordinated police force tie crimes together.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. til $ 14 million budget , major hollywood actors , major hollywood filmmaker , film company owned comcast , qualify independent filmmaking. edit. great. top comment snide remark. rip previous also think sp came gay cowboy idea. also recall pudding eating. guess know lingo then.
til term checkmate , according barnhart etymological dictionary , alteration persian phrase" shh mt" ( ) means , literally ," king helpless"
til double-blind study published nature showed experienced astrologers better determining people psychological traits based location stars birth someone randomly guessing them.
til 1950 ' , marines accidentally ordered hundreds crates tootsie rolls instead mortar rounds.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. actual source wiki link book ' silk roads ' peter frankopan. ever read" years rice salt" kim stanley robinson? fiction , would've happened black death killed 90 % europe instead 50 %. good read.
til height pokmon go , number players tried sneaking highly classified military explosives plant virginia charizard reportedly located inside arsenal.
til vietnam war known vietnam american war
til eleven cases blood alcohol content higher 1 % , poland holds five last one painful. every little tiny scratch scrape body soaked alcohol time. another note , may hold record cleanest person human history. hope fell asleep tub lay think get got progressively drunk. maybe thought she'd revolutionized alcohol consumption. didn't. i'll leave [ ] ( [URL] ) .. [ may seen informal version ] ( [URL] )
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. actually makes lot meaningful. hare nap job everyone would die anyways? guess story pointlessness achievement face unavoidable death?
til founder scientology , l. ron hubbard , commanded submarine wwii. performance was" substandard ," almost started war mexico ordering crew fire coronado islands.
til nikola tesla able integral calculus head , leading teachers believe cheating.
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. child , john markle , murdered entire family killing investigated fraud.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " surreal would see ai inside simulation begin talk simulation?
til gary webb , reporter san jose mercury news first broke story cia involvement cocaine trade , found dead with" two gunshot wounds head. " death , 2004 , ruled considering ended aids likely came blood transfusion , idk look either fek looks like poorly executed attempt cover fact got aids extra-conjugal homosexual intercourse. done past , fact distinct possibility. vagina aids , gay aids almost impossible man contract hiv vaginal intercourse.
til harlan ellison wrote hugo award winning short story" mouth , must scream" single night. made changes first draft.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. * soup meal. soup sandwich - - that's meal! , fucking not. anything , white person meal. mexico actually consider meals events spend time families , something eat breakroom white company work
til daily planet , lois lane clark kent ( superman ) work owned bruce wayne ( batman )
til genghis khan tengrist , religiously tolerant interested learning philosophical moral lessons religions. consulted buddhist monks , muslims , christian missionaries , taoist monk qiu chuji. discriminate , would wipe entire populations regardless religious affiliation. progressive funny many modern world history texts starting think way. many ways , mongol empire ushered modernity , including fostering global trade. infuriating. empathy absolutely required properly understand history , modern historians routinely demonstrate lack empathy genghis khan's victims. seen nothing , 100 years speak great hitler was.
til 1983 , caddies masters tournament black. due clubs tradition.
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged league ~ ~ light ~ ~ little 5.5 km. 20,00 would 110,00 km. earth measures 12,750 km across equator. go 20,00 leagues deep , would end 17.6 thousand leagues space. according wikipedia verne used paris league 4km , 80 00km total.
til actor martin sheen arrested total 66 times protesting acts civil disobedience - recently 2007 trespassing nevada nuclear test facility. illusive man strikes martin sheen great pick character.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. reminded ted talk one shooter's mother did. however , page crashing now. , reddit thread that? ted tedx? what's difference? ted the" real deal. " tedx brand people use notable quality control issues gets speak.
til first simpsons treehouse horror , marge warns parents content episode advising put children bed. warning put sincere effort warn young viewers , producers felt somewhat scary.
til people used think kidneys governed one's conscience , several bible verses say god inspects kidneys dead. jewish tradition holds one kidney counsels good , evil.
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death die beating grizzly fistfight still considered a" fist fight" bear fists? think hand paw combat fits better. edit : get brawl ninja turtle animal cruelty assault?
til 1979 film china syndrome , coverup nuclear plant , released , denounced ' character assassination entire industry '. 12 days later , three mile island nuclear accident occurred.
til kyoto , former capital japan , means" capital city" tokyo means" eastern capital"
til last words serial killer peter krten were" tell .. head chopped , still able hear , least moment , sound blood gushing stump neck? would pleasure end pleasures. " hear sound blood gushing stump neck , would ejaculate? r / nocontext r / evenwithcontext finally proper use. ejaculate?
til death steve irwin , speculated series revenge killings , least ten stingrays found dead mutilated coast queensland strangest case misplaced rage i've ever seen.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes " * reason , parts play , like boromir ned stark , life online long afterwards. keep seeing - call - memes? " * - sean bean he's us. shit. we've discovered. everybody scatter! memes man? ! cops gonna find them!
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity. " synthesized uric acid , sold $ 25,00 build house it. warlock mars , bitch" - william shatner charlie sheen roast. actual quote? watch roast charlie sheen. says something sorts. shatner amazing , really really funny. also kind dick , accounts
til henry ford invent assembly line. invented ransom e. olds ( oldsmobile ).
til general napier asked respect indian custom burning widows husband's funeral pyre , replied english custom hang murderers.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. remember pudding eating bm yesterday .. " .. pudding eating , going sue" said trey parker. probably heard took scene post. .. eat then? ?? cowboy ass
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging fishwife hanged murdering illegitimate infant shortly birth. long long ago , especially evidenced roman empire , infanticide often even considered crime baby six months old. guess lived wrong era. [URL] that's incredibly heartbreaking know.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" things never change.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen well , there's sodium dasani , could little salty. there's probably semen protein water drink it! got electrolytes.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. australia may hundreds unique species poisonous everything , americas mighty raccoon. hail mighty trash panda! ahh , bin chicken! [URL]
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. hahaha. that's cockroach's theme , though. mexican hat dance , also known el jarabe tapato. know tapatio sauce makes military breakfasts bearable. shitty powdered eggs grey ( reason ) cardboard bacon? liberal application tapatio mix together make okay skillet. tapatio , iirc , means" guadalajara" get wrong , also great basic sauce slather shit needs sauce get through. yep , means guadalajara think seen sauce mention. pretty good spice things up. although valentina best. el yucateco ya wimp
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes method acting. helicopters middle earth. really got character. lot work die 1st movie trilogy. watch extended. watching brormir faramir actually act together amazing makes miss boromir instead despising trying take ring
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " except one suggested civilian able guns. middle ground britain old american west. edit : sith deals absolutes ; c
antonio conte would 4th italian manager win premier league. never english manager.
til american captives vietnam war would authenticate new prisoner's american identity tapping first five notes of" shave haircut" , cell wall , waiting appropriate response
til ellie kemper ( office , unbreakable kimmy schmidt , crazy blow job girl ) one wealthiest families state missouri granddaughter mildred lane kemper , namesake mildred lane kemper art
til soldiers you. s. military psychological warfare department ( psyops ) used loudspeakers tempt enemy fighters afghanistan battles win calling , lady men cowardly dogs.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind. space race byproduct developing icbms .. spacex merely clever front future top time post / r / prorevenge .. " bully school? i'll strand mars prison" .
til name hotmail chosen contains html , originally styled hotmail. 1996? ? til hotmail account since year zero. 13 year old really disappointed email address chose. could firstname.lastname instead whatever edgy name chose. friend recomended back two persons know initial + last name @hotmail
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. " regret .. .. * boneitis *! "
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. job's belief alternative medicine surprising. one point fruitarian believed fruitarians bo , bathe. iirc ashton kutcher tried replicate diet stop due development pancreatic issues. according title gore til gets reposted every , his" pancreas levels high. " oh god , never want pancreas level 1!
til north korean spies stationed abroad receive training shop supermarkets , use credit cards visit clubs , amenities commonplace north korea.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. think got idea movie? ? 93.6 % hollywood films inspired eric cartman. study done yale , can't seem find link however .. " um .. okay , : adam sandler like love girl. turns girl actually golden retriever something. " that's plot always sunny episode , except rickety cricket instead adam sandler. hilarious episode way. i'm massive always sunny fan thought episode bit weak.
til david letterman created scholarship average" c student ," recognizing marks , extraordinary amazing ways.
til 1979 film china syndrome , coverup nuclear plant , released , denounced ' character assassination entire industry '. 12 days later , three mile island nuclear accident occurred.
til dogs laugh. make laugh-like sounds tickled playing , sounds positive effect puppies hearing them. i've never wanted hear something badly. [ go. ] ( [URL] ) laughing loud f.. cute tho think [ ] ( [URL] ) real example. sounds kind like rhythmic panting.
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con person attacked another congoer , adrianne stepped up. congoer? one congo? think related con. specifically congo-con person cosplaying amy. congogoer
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. [ removed ]
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels. ones prefer former quickly labeled rest turmoil as" kinksters" sometimes can't fight eeling.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. * soup meal. soup sandwich - - that's meal! maybe crushed crackers soup
til terry kath band chigaco's last words were" worry .. look , clip even it" - putting pistol temple pulling trigger. that's always check chamber. also aim guns head pull trigger.
til enough water lake superior flood entire landmasses north south america depth 1 foot. contains 3 quadrillion gallons fresh water. leave response comments able see across great lakes. [URL] lake michigan grand , mi
til military san marino still active crossbow corps existed uninterrupted since 1295
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero. rip. passed away yesterday. actually believe you. went checked .. fuck. r. i. p.
til agnes milowka , renowned cave diver filmed stunts movie sanctum. long filming scene movie extra air tank left behind order squeeze tight cave passage , died exact thing real
til recordings existed alexander graham bell's voice wax cardboard disc discovered 2013. hear bell say scottish-tinged accent" hear voice. .. . alexander. . graham. . bell"
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes method acting. helicopters middle earth.
til george foreman originally paid 40 % profits endorsing george foreman grill. peak grill's sales , making 4.5 million dollars month.
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til credit card" chip" technology ( aka emv ) rolled us almost 25 years old
til african american men incarcerated you. s. total prison populations india , argentina , canada , lebanon , japan , germany , finland , israel england combined.
til 80s hair band winger trace massive mid - 90s downfall popularity mocked relentlessly on" beavis butt-head" subsequent mike judge projects
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league calling - bayern stumble group stages champions league get third , fall europa league , we'll make annual trip allianz round 32. oh fuckoff guys again. [URL] replace" rudy gay" with" bayern" .
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" really fucking picture , ops fault come reddit find advert. want bars wall [ think it? ] ( [URL] ) im trouble locating large breasted woman.
til abusing alcohol drugs better half life , iconic jazz singer billie holiday swindled earnings died 70 cents ( us $ 6 2016 dollars ) bank.
til double-blind study published nature showed experienced astrologers better determining people psychological traits based location stars birth someone randomly guessing them. need double blind study tell matters divination imagined fantasies.
til nirvana's cover david bowie's" man sold world" 1993 mtv unplugged album revitalized people's interest bowie also leading younger listeners think covering nirvana , much annoyance.
til ravens observed calling wolves site dead animals open carcass leave scraps accessible them.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " well sounds like slavery steps.
til kangaroos fart burp. instead , methane converted acetate , used generate energy
til - edison died nikola tesla wrote negative obituary nyt - made fun hygiene work ethic get wrong , think nikola tesla great scientist. specific reason everyone internet seems love tesla much?
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence.
til nikola tesla able integral calculus head , leading teachers believe cheating. integrate derive e ^ x head. understand joke sad_face e ^ x derived e ^ x , e ^ x integrated e ^ x lose 1 mark forgetting constant integration. int ( exp ( x ) ) = exp ( x ) + c
til classic pc game" baldur's gate" developed , alongside engine , 18 months team 60 people never worked video game before. masterpiece game. graphics detailed time period. storyline engrossing. tell put lots research hard work making game. set standard type rpg's awhile. rereleased baldur gate updated graphics would spend much money.
til japanese kamikaze pilots allowed return find suitable target. one pilot shot ninth return. wonder ever change mind made break it. much place make break for. americans / british would certainly shoot attempted land somewhere. guess could bail , know given chutes. that's true ditched swam around would've picked up. shot like buffalo. course , i'd assume they'd taken prisoner practical defenders. easy ditch without parachute though? chutes , hard all.
til 4 us states completely banned billboards til 4 states banned them. taking rest guys long? we're resource-rich tourist destinations
til actors played brother sister on" dexter" began dating , fell love , got engaged , got married , got divorced , continuing play brother sister tv. also entertain storyline thought interested ( adopted ) brother romantically. think post divorce , must've weird tbh , weird case. uncomfortable unnecessary plotline. plotlines dexter? season 4 show trash gawd season 4 awesome.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. [ chart elon's life ] ( [URL] ) fucking hell i'm useless. dad gave 28,00 dollars bet could come something
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. wish day kazakhstan , tajikistan , kyrgyzstan , uzbekistan , afghanistan , pakistan would merge form huge single country called stanistan. uruguay combines paraguay form .. guayuaguay. czech republic merges slovakia form czechoslovakia. hold , game work? north carolina south carolina merge form superalabama! north south dakota combine even nothing.
til sources say kim il-sung , founder north korea , could actually impostor , might stolen name resistance leader died
til three gorges dam china massive slowed rotation earth
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging fishwife hanged murdering illegitimate infant shortly birth. well blame then. gave birth ungodly human / fish chimera would expect do? kill get's big. mean , makes sense me.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. wonder got pizza know gorbachev got pizza hut wow .. [URL] pizza hut gorbachev tv spot commercial : 60 international version"
til almost albums , lenny kravitz sang songs , everything else : played guitar , bass , drums , percussions produced himself.
til 2012 interview thewrap , morgan freeman explained religious views follows :" hard question said start , think invented god. believe god , , think i'm god. "
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. one brightest species earth , yet keep small fish tanks :-/ also cut tiny pieces still alive dip sauce. mm. i'm hungry. why? want cook first [URL] faint heart ..
til 3 banana companies overthrew government honduras.
til dextromethorphan ( aka robitussin ) dissociative drug , works acting brain raise threshold thinks needs cough.
til double-blind study published nature showed experienced astrologers better determining people psychological traits based location stars birth someone randomly guessing them. need double blind study tell matters divination imagined fantasies. taurus.
til hunkerin ' , fad 1950s america people would rest squatting position hours time even hold hunkerin ' competitions
til chrysler built 55 turbine-powered cars 1963-1964. could run fuel could burn oxygen , including perfume tequila , produced 130 horsepower. nine still exist.
til 27 ad wooden amphitheater collapsed ancient town fidenae resulted death 200-500 spectators. roman senate responded raising building standards banishing creator theater , atilius.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. kind genius really evil - let people dissenters come , give secret police holiday. hope kind trick works though. mao 60 years ago. , , work once. means works per generation people , no? study history doomed repeat - micheal scott
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance holy shit , exactly came say. nuke too? implications comment massively scary.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes " * reason , parts play , like boromir ned stark , life online long afterwards. keep seeing - call - memes? " * - sean bean he's us.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material.
til carrie fisher got copy star wars holiday special george lucas ( exchange recording dvd commentary star wars ) showed parties ' mainly end night want people leave. '
til david hahn , 17 years old attempted build nuclear reactor backyard , one point emitting 100 times normal background radiation.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen brit 100 % sure think use word. ' spunk spunk ' spunky! ! excited , energetic , etc. " full spunk" means" full energy" although even you. s. undertones.
til tourism sector boomed , kazakhstan's foreign minister thanked sacha baron cohen 2012 release borat country saw 10x increase issued visas.
til carrots actually help people see dark. myth propaganda used royal air force explain pilots improved success night air battles , actually used disguise advances radar technology.
til agnes milowka , renowned cave diver filmed stunts movie sanctum. long filming scene movie extra air tank left behind order squeeze tight cave passage , died exact thing real
til - edison died nikola tesla wrote negative obituary nyt - made fun hygiene work ethic almost amazing people aware tesla-edison history. edit : documentaries besides comic oatmeal posted. jesus people , comment something original. sadly can't clam know much , know edison fucked tesla general shit lots great documentaries show life depth. like prestige? yep. sad people know tesla inventing teleportation.
til big bird's" imaginary" friend , snuffleupagus , outed real adults series ( 17 seasons ) due string high-profile news stories sexual abuse children.
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax ha , sallie mae thing reason. think know , navient. * ahem * xfiniti cough * spectrum * cough yeah really suck cox. spectrum , pay $ 55 / mo 250/25 bandwidth caps. pretty much everyone talk worse speeds higher price.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. actual source wiki link book ' silk roads ' peter frankopan. ever read" years rice salt" kim stanley robinson? fiction , would've happened black death killed 90 % europe instead 50 %. good read.
til cassowary's reputation disemboweling killing humans result local folklore. one recorded case fatal attack 89 years ago.
til 3 banana companies overthrew government honduras.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families.
til genghis khan tengrist , religiously tolerant interested learning philosophical moral lessons religions. consulted buddhist monks , muslims , christian missionaries , taoist monk qiu chuji.
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold even huge fan simpsons , would taken money. fun look unrealistic cartoon everybody everything yellow pink ridiculous looking. real life , much. also , moving middle nowhere nevada? thanks , 75 grand please. like 15 minutes strip las vegas. exactly middle nowhere. like las vegas , got nice desert look at. dunno really know place buy house like 75k
til wil wheaton suffers generalized anxiety disorder chronic depression. supports mental health nonprofit organizations raising awareness conditions.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. actually worked called alternative medicine. would called medicine. laughing loud , one good friends rant likes there's thing short cut giving directions. " faster easier route , ' way '"
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance army get promoted based fast run two miles. buddy mine great leadership capabilities got passed guy eats crayons run.
til ian anderson , frontman rock band jethro tull , adopted flute realized would never be" good eric clapton" electric guitar.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. job's belief alternative medicine surprising. one point fruitarian believed fruitarians bo , bathe. iirc ashton kutcher tried replicate diet stop due development pancreatic issues. according title gore til gets reposted every , his" pancreas levels high. " oh god , never want pancreas level 1!
til harvey milk ongoing sexual relationship mentally disturbed 16 - year old boy
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes method acting. helicopters middle earth. really got character. lot work die 1st movie trilogy. people love kill sean bean .. like , thing.
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time * know of. yea , like half animals ocean specific breeding grounds. right , necessarily mean they're capable communicating location distance breeding grounds members species - something ants , bees , ravens humans do. dolphins? whales matter.
til : 76 % known serial killers 20th century united states. key word is" known" countries catch acknowledge serial killers. russia bragged usa serial killers. truth never coordinated police force tie crimes together. like iran saying homosexuals.
til that" video killed radio star" best selling record australia 27 years.
til nazis cleared minefields chasing captured civilians across , detonating explosives.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. many confused. answer homeowner's insurance likely umbrella coverage. insurance clearly covered acts caused residents household. result , victims could sue parents actually get damages. homeowners insurance include? yep , umbrella policy. one added mine. $ 1 million covers pretty much anything around $ 300 / year. whats funny teenager moves it'll drop $ 120 / year! homeowner without kids : umbrella f-ing cheap stupid it. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never.
til william bradford , governor plymouth colony , year old father died sent live grandfather , died two years later sent live mother , died one year later.
til name hotmail chosen contains html , originally styled hotmail. feel super dumb never putting together. even joked lot html pronounced" hut mull. " close , never made connection. we're like 2 peas pod. like 2 bundle sticks. technical term faggot. thinking hotmale.com.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. think got idea movie? ? 93.6 % hollywood films inspired eric cartman. study done yale , can't seem find link however .. eat pudding movie?
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. milk tried daughter's school absolutely packed sugar. almost sweet ice cream. low fat. would better full fat sugar. americans add sugar regular milk? know already fairly high sugar
til : today's average teenagers know vastly milky way galaxies professional astronomers 100 years ago. reason average teenager seen naked people adult 100 years ago. 100 + years ago , naked people adults seen parents , siblings [ cousins ] ( [URL] )
til great famine ireland caused many deaths , ireland's population still recovered ( even 150 years )
til astronaut sunita williams first person run marathon space , finishing 4 hours 24 minutes treadmill aboard international space station.
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til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. forget swallowing raw eggs. would raw eggs make voice rough? shells hard tissue mean that's one creative way contract salmonella odds getting salmonella way astronomically low almost silly even mention it.
til toronto underground arcology , network underground tunnels possible live without needing venture outside
til greek mythology zeus thought earth overpopulated trojan war instigated depopulate earth.
til that" kiln" originally pronounced silent" n. " linguists believe written descriptions kilns reached people never heard ; assumed the" n" pronounced , mispronunciation took over.
til quentin tarantino dropped high school age 14 got job usher porn theater lying age. .
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen remember bombing time admitted tap water. us readers , tap water uk really good cheap , idea even filtered tap water 100 times price crass. us tap water really good cheap , too. wherever , gallon jugs generic distilled filtered water also relatively cheap. bottled water crass , reason bought marketing. know ' us. ' texas , tap water awful. worked las vegas , tap water fucking awful too.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. 1. rent plane 2. bless rain clouds fly , turn local downfall holy water 3. secretly baptise everyone 4. ~ ~? ?? ~ ~ collect tithes 5. profit get priests sanctify local water supply acround world. baptise everyone every time shower. nope , priests bless 1 birdbath full water time source : holly bibble
til average , genetic similarity two humans 99.9 %. 2 3 times genetic diversity within wild chimpanzee population , entire human gene pool.
til classic pc game" baldur's gate" developed , alongside engine , 18 months team 60 people never worked video game before.
til dave grohl know read sheet music writes music ear.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging fishwife hanged murdering illegitimate infant shortly birth. long long ago , especially evidenced roman empire , infanticide often even considered crime baby six months old. guess lived wrong era. [URL] that's incredibly heartbreaking know.
til : approximately 10,00 attended funeral hawaiian musician , israel kamakawiwoole.
til america's first female mayor elected 1887. group men nominated joke , 60 percent vote. 4chan 1887?
.. cocaine addiction hidden family eight years. claims kept addiction well-hidden eventually ," .. books [ started ] show while. ' misery ' book cocaine. annie wilkes cocaine. number-one fan. take adderall every day reason , reason relationships feel * stronger * well. couple days , adderall makes antisocial point want tell everyone know fuck take even adderall smoke bongs day alone. adderall weed nice , end smoking soo much i'm adderall. want try adderall stuff listen people. adderall type drug meth , quite strong. easy become addicted hard body leads insomnia rough" come down" high.
til matthew mcconaughey replaced owen wilson ' tropic thunder ' wilson's battle depression attempt suicide overdosing slitting wrists imagine last movie ever made & dupree. apparently that's exactly imagining , almost became self-fulfilling. makes * * * * depressed. owen wilson much better that. really think he's great actor .. everyone reddit seems think though
til reindeer one mammals see uv light , allowing see lichen , polar bears snow , urine trails people get cataract surgery eyes also report seeing you. v purple haze grocery story scanners you. v sources. see growing old bad haha edit * wow comment went crazy! i've read , we're capable seeing uv light lens protects blocks it. uv light damages vision , problem short-lived animals we're short-lived. lenses darkens time? get damaged uv? babies see world brightly aged people? sort of. uv light causes oxidization lens time causes yellow yes , cataracts. wear sunglasses even cloudy days. wear sunglasses night.
til clippy unpopular time , part windows xp's marketing making people aware could disable him. always changed dog tricks .. wow feel old. also desktop sheep app?
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. everyone wants solve overpopulation problem , want die. both. live kids , even stick 1 kid. 2 kids ( per woman ) still causes population decrease every person able children. [URL]
til aztecs made swords embedded prismatic obsidian blades far sharper even high quality present day steel razor blades.
til reindeer one mammals see uv light , allowing see lichen , polar bears snow , urine trails people get cataract surgery eyes also report seeing you. v purple haze grocery story scanners you. v sources. see growing old bad haha edit * wow comment went crazy! i've read , we're capable seeing uv light lens protects blocks it. uv light damages vision , problem short-lived animals we're short-lived. lenses darkens time? get damaged uv? babies see world brightly aged people? sort of. uv light causes oxidization lens time causes yellow yes , cataracts. wear sunglasses even cloudy days. wear sunglasses night.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance holy shit , exactly came say. nuke too? implications comment massively scary. mean , many people would willingly stay sub deep underwater cramp / pressurized tube breathing recycled air.
til michael jackson would requested wine served diet coke cans flights , want kids see drinking alcohol. " there's accident like geico , thought burned like pepsi michael" - kanye west , wire , song car crash early career. voice generation , y'all. " generation's closest thing einstein. " * kanye west ," saint pablo" nobody loves kanye much kanye loves kanye. wish someone loved much kanye loves kanye
til marine col. henry pierson crowe served wwi , banana wars , wwii , korean war , silver star bronze star guadalcanal , telling men" never get purple heart hiding
til genghis khan tengrist , religiously tolerant interested learning philosophical moral lessons religions. consulted buddhist monks , muslims , christian missionaries , taoist monk qiu chuji.
til woman jumped 86th floor empire state building , blown back onto ledge 85th floor gust wind.
til debuting 1979 one-time , 13 - part series ," old house" one earliest home improvement shows. initially controversial among building contractors , cast afraid giving away secrets building trades.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. *
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. sailors , much like prisoners , historically relations members sex crew due lack women. possible? turn gay there's women around? , don't" turn gay" . cums point though warm hole warm hole. edit : there's nothing gay exploring! i'm done puns yeah nothing gay it. two straight dudes butt sex. mean think , gayest thing world sex woman. soft frilly smell like flowers. that's straight queer. fucking dude? muscles sweat , manly thing do.
til : nixon sent champagne note saying" justice ultimately prevails" mark felt pardoned reagan. 30 years later , revealed mark felt was" deep throat" helped bring watergate cover-up light. good ol ' days government held accountable actions edit : probably put / end this. think sarcasm came across. remember spying without warrant something concerned about? remember americans condemned torture barbaric shameful? 24 told ends justify means fine. [ jack bauer also told shoving bath towel someones throat remove stomach pulled out. ] ( [URL] )
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. worried purity drugs? visit nearest police station illegal drugs tested - free charge! i'm pick free boat
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold [ google street view house blurred out. ] ( [URL] )
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. raccoon stole 20 dollars? pff. look mr. rich guy $ 20 bank account. pff. look moneybags bank account. pff. lk mnbgs vr hr , wt hs fnc xpnsv vwls. poor bastard. even buy vowel. edit : * really? * first gold this? money kind stranger.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. oh fucking * god * , poor guy. blame slightest. [ song ones wondering ] ( [URL] ) mexican , ofensive migth think. great song truly represents culture. like choose [ frijolero ] ( [URL] ) [ el sonidito ] ( [URL] )
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. * 1905 , companies merged become nestl anglo-swiss condensed milk company , retaining name 1947. * good decision shorten nestl. dunno , think shortened anglo-swiss condensed milk company. roles tongue , know. anglo milk sounds dirty contrary superior purest white milk buy , produced master race anglo aryan mountain cows.
til japanese war criminal hideki tojo arrested , given new dentures awaited trial , american dentist made secretly drilled" remember pearl harbour" morse code
til eleven cases blood alcohol content higher 1 % , poland holds five last one painful. every little tiny scratch scrape body soaked alcohol time. another note , may hold record cleanest person human history. hope fell asleep tub lay think get got progressively drunk. maybe thought she'd revolutionized alcohol consumption. didn't. i'll leave [ ] ( [URL] ) .. [ may seen informal version ] ( [URL] )
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank move light annoying put reach? expect serious revenge he's still got bright light annoying him. cunts put reach. block light he's annoyed. clearly wants darkness. idk irks much does. totally agree. one intelligent animals earth compromise cover light .. germans :" zee light must stay on! octopoos cannot break zee rules. " zee octopus dangerous must deel vit it.
til russia's economy ( $ 1.3 ) 69 % size italy's economy ( $ 1.9 ). climate russia challenge agriculture , whereas italy perfect climate [ spaghetti trees ] ( [URL] ). yeah , russia lower gdp canada 4 times population. countries similar climate , must reasons , russia's gdp would 4 times canada's is.
til single helmet air force's new f - 35 fighter costs $ 400,00
til ian anderson , frontman rock band jethro tull , adopted flute realized would never be" good eric clapton" electric guitar.
til researchers believe humans worn clothes least 170,00 years. know pubic lice evolutionarily diverged head lice 170,00 years ago , pubic lice need live clothing survive.
til day crew battleship uss texas intentionally flooded torpedo tube order cause 2 degree list , giving main guns enough extra elevation boost range & hit target mainland. wwii-era russian tanks often said happiest tanks world? barely gun depression laughing_face [ meanwhile america ] ( [URL] ) ( i'm like 50 % sure go little lower )
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! "
til richard shot crossbow , died summoned boy , assumed he'd executed. instead , forgave boy sent away 100 shillings. richard died , boy hanged.
til george foreman originally paid 40 % profits endorsing george foreman grill. peak grill's sales , making 4.5 million dollars month. fiances mom got us one birthday. pretty good like cooking steaks skeptical_face
til 1973 , cia launched covert operation overthrew chile's longstanding democratic government replaced military dictatorship rife human rights violations.
til lexus april fool's day joke , introduced" variable load coupling rear orientation ( v-lcro )" seats , technology attaches driver seat velcro allow aggressive turns.
til 1984 mcdonalds offered free big macs , fries , coke gold silver bronze olympics. year soviet union boycotted us olympics therefore us got many medals expected became huge failure
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con person attacked another congoer , adrianne stepped up. congoer? one congo? think related con. specifically congo-con person cosplaying amy. congogoer gogo congo con? gogocongogoer?
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. " boris yeltsin first words you. s. president clinton upon meeting 1995 , think o. j. it? " guy like relaxed uncle. relaxed drank fifth vodka every day like old russian proverb :" everything's okay enough vodka"
til johnny carson joked tonight show nonexistent toilet paper shortage led eventual panic buying leaving store shelves empty causing real shortage lasted weeks
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. island women , defeating english navy power pussy. well , english disease ( regular venereal ) went kill 9/10 tahiti population.
til directing jurassic park , spielberg saw cgi t. rex , said stop motion animator phil tippett ," job ," tippett replied ," mean extinct? ". spielberg later incorporated dialogue
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. " boris yeltsin first words you. s. president clinton upon meeting 1995 , think o. j. it? " guy like relaxed uncle. relaxed drank fifth vodka every day like old russian proverb :" everything's okay enough vodka"
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. hell * * can't remember solution tasks three years. barely remember password internet webpages. google ask want remember password wait see password entered right one. legitimately changed password twice one day i'm bad remembering them.
til australian prime minister named harold holt served 1966 1967. one day , office , went swim disappeared without trace.
til despite useful properties , dandelion grown regarded weed , result rise lawn culture marketing pesticide companies.
til 20th president james a. garfield ambidextrous versed greek latin. would sometimes entertain friends ask questions writing answers simultaneously latin greek using hands.
til 1973 , cia launched covert operation overthrew chile's longstanding democratic government replaced military dictatorship rife human rights violations.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. relaxed drank fifth vodka every day like old russian proverb :" everything's okay enough vodka" including vodka? especially vodka. even vodka.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death die beating grizzly fistfight i'd regret fuck die champion
til bob marley died skin cancer started toenail
since 1956 paris exclusively twinned rome -" paris worthy rome ; rome worthy paris. "
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance performance navy though? recently collided boats? not. promoted!
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " he's like actor take every script he's given yet remains highly respected still offered great roles. nic cage started ( he's oscar winner ) destroyed career. nic cage already peaked con air face / off. cannot top performances matter are. enjoyed matchstick men loathe nic cage , weatherman amazing movie.
til grizzly bears feared respected native americans hunting required company 4 10 warriors done preparation ceremoniality intertribal warfare.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes tbf helicopters scary fuck.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. wonder got pizza know gorbachev got pizza hut wow .. [URL] pizza hut gorbachev tv spot commercial : 60 international version"
til man arrested warrant 2016 returning copy movie freddy got fingered. tom green agreed pay fines outrageous sum
til form medieval torture , victims feet covered salt water goat would start licking them. sometimes laughter stress intense tickling resulted heart attack brain hemorrhage.
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. there's message somewhere promoting someone higher responsibilities based past experience based qualifications. morale story get candidates interviews. want someone slept job either. morale story low. maybe get booze story , might raise morale.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families.
til lyrics elton john's ' rocket man ' meant taken literally mars bound astronaut leaving family job.
til matthew mcconaughey replaced owen wilson ' tropic thunder ' wilson's battle depression attempt suicide overdosing slitting wrists imagine last movie ever made & dupree. apparently that's exactly imagining , almost became self-fulfilling. makes * * * * depressed. owen wilson much better that. really think he's great actor .. everyone reddit seems think though
til eagles '" hotel california" written twilight zone styled metaphor l. a. beverly hills strange inhabitants. steely knives reference steely dan , inspired band bold lyrics.
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. wow amazing work dairy lobby dairy industry done impressive things years. food pyramid designed specifically encourage milk cheese consumption help struggling dairy farmers. wait. telling nutritional information .. official nutritional information government uses strictly scientifical?
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. never liked seinfeld younger. maybe appreciate older. possibly. think may hard time identifying b / c lot conflict lost b / c technology. imagine living world w / cell phones.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. everyone wants solve overpopulation problem , want die.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes " * reason , parts play , like boromir ned stark , life online long afterwards. keep seeing - call - memes? " * - sean bean he's us. shit. we've discovered. everybody scatter! memes man? ! cops gonna find them!
til japanese kamikaze pilots allowed return find suitable target. one pilot shot ninth return. wonder ever change mind made break it. much place make break for. americans / british would certainly shoot attempted land somewhere. guess could bail , know given chutes. that's true ditched swam around would've picked up. shot like buffalo. course , i'd assume they'd taken prisoner practical defenders. easy ditch without parachute though? chutes , hard all.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels. human equivalent figuring jerk conditioner shampoo?
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. til anti-vaxers trying save economy.
til dextromethorphan ( aka robitussin ) dissociative drug , works acting brain raise threshold thinks needs cough.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. oh , poor eel! " what's .. .. oh! oh , god .. no! ah , fuck! no! again! goddammit! " [ relevant nsfw video ] ( [URL] )
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til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. one eyy .. guy fucks horses ever hear anything ginger boots fucking ostritch?
til monty python's , always look bright side life played pa system end every iron maiden concert.
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches wait cockroaches bite? ??
til tourism sector boomed , kazakhstan's foreign minister thanked sacha baron cohen 2012 release borat country saw 10x increase issued visas.
til general napier asked respect indian custom burning widows husband's funeral pyre , replied english custom hang murderers. read windows instead widows initially understand someone would upset this. man's window prized possession
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. * soup meal. soup sandwich - - that's meal! , fucking not. anything , white person meal. mexico actually consider meals events spend time families , something eat breakroom white company work
til ian anderson , frontman rock band jethro tull , adopted flute realized would never be" good eric clapton" electric guitar.
til founding fathers officially stated treaty tripoli that" government united states america , sense , founded christian religion" .
til australian prime minister named harold holt served 1966 1967. one day , office , went swim disappeared without trace.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance performance navy though? recently collided boats? not. promoted!
til : original 1983 v miniseries inspired 1935 novel happen american fascists replaced alien occupying force make easier market.
til offered role hannibal lecter , anthony hopkins quit hollywood go back england , feeling rest mediocre career would spent stage and" respectable bbc work. "
arsenal becomes winning team fa cup 13 wins.
til toronto underground arcology , network underground tunnels possible live without needing venture outside
til despite immense wealth , john d. rockefeller always took train mansion downtown new york office every day. often harassed beggars passengers , refused travel bodyguards use private transportation.
til empire state building took little year construction complete ( 410 days twelve days ahead schedule ).
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. thing think weapons used. unsecured. edit : information , apparently straw purchased guns wrong. think" bowling columbine" info , bullying guns. shooters bought weapons themselves. take parents guns. got girl class buy weapons , underage time. ever legal action , result cooperation investigation charges filed her.
til crowned eagle , known bird confirmed viewing humans prey
til name tyrone irish county tyrone
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. many confused. answer homeowner's insurance likely umbrella coverage. insurance clearly covered acts caused residents household. result , victims could sue parents actually get damages. homeowners insurance include? yep , umbrella policy. one added mine. $ 1 million covers pretty much anything around $ 300 / year. whats funny teenager moves it'll drop $ 120 / year! homeowner without kids : umbrella f-ing cheap stupid it. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never.
til quetzalcoatl got drunk slept sister , quetzalpetlatl. upon waking next day , realized , stone box built , laid , set fire. zeus could've learned things guy oedipus plucked eyes found did. way every attempt tell story stage colossal disaster.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen remember bombing time admitted tap water. us readers , tap water uk really good cheap , idea even filtered tap water 100 times price crass. us tap water really good cheap , too. wherever , gallon jugs generic distilled filtered water also relatively cheap. bottled water crass , reason bought marketing. know ' us. ' texas , tap water awful. worked las vegas , tap water fucking awful too.
til carrots actually help people see dark. myth propaganda used royal air force explain pilots improved success night air battles , actually used disguise advances radar technology.
til : country madagascar got name marco polo mistakenly thought landed mogadishu , somalia misspelled name city
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. amazingly , every guns n roses band member appetite destruction still alive. motley too? like f..? none hold candle ozzy. he's actually donating body science dies figure lived drugs alcohol. prince darkness , whatever want.
til picture severed japanese head tank turret published life magazine february 1 , 1943 , generated less protest letters image mistreated cat issue.
naked crackhead slaps houston cop , predictable results ensue. handled high level professionalism.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " [ removed ] use 2nd keep rest. fucks someone gun? edit : rest amendments. civil rest. people tanks bombs missiles drones? gun nuts think government views glock kind threat?
til bill skarsgard ( pennywise ) , alexander skarsgard ( tarzan legend tarzan ) gustaf skarsgard ( floki vikings ) sons stellan skarsgard ( erik selvig thor , good hunting
audrey hepburn's first starring role ' roman holiday ' ( 1953 ). gregory peck insisted hepburn's name appear film's title font large :" got change she'll big star i'll look
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. sound like shill big children.
antonio conte would 4th italian manager win premier league. never english manager.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. yeh , maybe. he's filthy rich bullies basically scumbag losers. yeh. nice think , there's good chance bullies also successful ( obviously comparison average person , elon ). they're sa likely still lives there. that's essentially failed lottery life 101.
til actor martin sheen arrested total 66 times protesting acts civil disobedience - recently 2007 trespassing nevada nuclear test facility. illusive man strikes
til washington state originally called columbia thought may confused district columbia rejected.
til first simpsons treehouse horror , marge warns parents content episode advising put children bed. warning put sincere effort warn young viewers , producers felt somewhat scary.
til aeschylus , ancient greek tragedian , supposedly prophesied die falling object , therefore stayed outdoors. killed eagle dropped tortoise , mistaking bald head rock.
til us airways flight 1549 ditching hudson ( aka" miracle hudson" ) , officials captured gassed 1,235 canadian geese destroyed 1,739 goose eggs across new york city.
til founding fathers officially stated treaty tripoli that" government united states america , sense , founded christian religion" .
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. dolphin without hands? dolphin penises prehensile. like tentacles. take moment think that. til i'm never swimming ocean again.
til michael jackson would requested wine served diet coke cans flights , want kids see drinking alcohol. thinking frank reynolds came original idea.
til soldiers you. s. military psychological warfare department ( psyops ) used loudspeakers tempt enemy fighters afghanistan battles win calling , lady men cowardly dogs.
til lexus april fool's day joke , introduced" variable load coupling rear orientation ( v-lcro )" seats , technology attaches driver seat velcro allow aggressive turns.
til : nixon sent champagne note saying" justice ultimately prevails" mark felt pardoned reagan. 30 years later , revealed mark felt was" deep throat" helped bring watergate cover-up light.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes method acting. helicopters middle earth. really got character. lot work die 1st movie trilogy. people love kill sean bean .. like , thing. great good job sad often happens early stories acting skills squandered , time screen sure fucking great job
til 3 banana companies overthrew government honduras.
.. cocaine addiction hidden family eight years. claims kept addiction well-hidden eventually ," .. books [ started ] show while. ' misery ' book cocaine. annie wilkes cocaine. number-one fan. take adderall every day reason , reason relationships feel * stronger * well. couple days , adderall makes antisocial point want tell everyone know fuck take even adderall smoke bongs day alone. adderall weed nice , end smoking soo much i'm adderall. want try adderall stuff listen people. adderall type drug meth , quite strong. easy become addicted hard body leads insomnia rough" come down" high.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. dwight right. need new plague! !! one make sick ..
blizzard taking action players spam hero voice lines overwatch
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance performance navy though? recently collided boats? not. promoted!
til double-blind study published nature showed experienced astrologers better determining people psychological traits based location stars birth someone randomly guessing them.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. "
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. forget swallowing raw eggs. would raw eggs make voice rough? shells hard tissue mean that's one creative way contract salmonella odds getting salmonella way astronomically low almost silly even mention it.
til genghis khan tengrist , religiously tolerant interested learning philosophical moral lessons religions. consulted buddhist monks , muslims , christian missionaries , taoist monk qiu chuji. discriminate , would wipe entire populations regardless religious affiliation.
til giant panda chi chi sexually attracted humans refused attempts mating giant pandas. instead made full sexual self-presentation zookeepers.
til eagles '" hotel california" written twilight zone styled metaphor l. a. beverly hills strange inhabitants. steely knives reference steely dan , inspired band bold lyrics.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. i'm going go swimming ocean right ( ) i'm going seafood store. live eels? focused dolphin penis nature showing us slime eels great jerking off? [URL]
til former french president flix faure , died getting bj office
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. til anti-vaxers trying save economy. sacrificing children. people's children compromised immune systems. adults behind booster shots.
storyline chronological order ridley scott's alien prequels goes" prometheus , awakening , covenant" . awakening screenplay already written along elizabeth shaw david 8 featured it.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. til $ 14 million budget , major hollywood actors , major hollywood filmmaker , film company owned comcast , qualify independent filmmaking. edit. great. top comment snide remark. rip previous
til ancient greece second toe longer big toe considered standard beauty. condition , today known greek foot , depicted many famous statues , michelangelo's david statue liberty.
til - edison died nikola tesla wrote negative obituary nyt - made fun hygiene work ethic almost amazing people aware tesla-edison history. edit : documentaries besides comic oatmeal posted. jesus people , comment something original. sadly can't clam know much , know edison fucked tesla general shit lots great documentaries show life depth. like prestige? yep. sad people know tesla inventing teleportation.
til three gorges dam china massive slowed rotation earth tl laughing_face r size dam slowed rotation earth , sheer volume water mass shifted dam.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. * soup meal. soup sandwich - - that's meal! , fucking not. anything , white person meal. mexico actually consider meals events spend time families , something eat breakroom white company work
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity. fuck buys kidney stone?
til last words serial killer peter krten were" tell .. head chopped , still able hear , least moment , sound blood gushing stump neck? would pleasure end pleasures. " hear sound blood gushing stump neck , would ejaculate? r / nocontext r / evenwithcontext finally proper use. ejaculate?
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity.
til : chinese philanthropist , run run shaw ( 1907-2014 ) gave $ 1 + / - billion fund education , aiding 600 construction projects. many buildings ( 500 +
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. thought * fruit * would cure cancer.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. sailors , much like prisoners , historically relations members sex crew due lack women. possible? turn gay there's women around? , don't" turn gay" . cums point though warm hole warm hole. edit : there's nothing gay exploring! i'm done puns yeah nothing gay it. two straight dudes butt sex. mean think , gayest thing world sex woman. soft frilly smell like flowers. that's straight queer. fucking dude? muscles sweat , manly thing do.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen well , there's sodium dasani , could little salty. there's probably semen protein water drink it! got electrolytes.
warriors 5 team captains ( curry , kd , klay , dray iggy ) 15 players. one third roster made captains
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly like high school history stuff , anyway.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind. " prius silent 5 mph , really deserves win"
.. british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old. feel like i'm taking crazy pills. op , coin showing front back. person verifying authenticity display front back plastic protective container? saw coin? like separating oreo cookie? oh , haha , no. held place [ plastic container called a" slab" ] ( [URL] ) coin collecting community. ok. i'm going od crazy pills here. slab holds coin. front ( heads ) separated back ( tails )? shown slab. two separate coins , sawn two? separated. fully intact coin. see side coin , literally turn slab around. wonder many pounds hooker cost 1200 years ago.
til caduceus symbol mistakenly used many american medical companies actually associated thievery commerce , true medical symbol similar looking rod asclepius.
til : 76 % known serial killers 20th century united states.
til response a" catastrophic emergency ," united states government suspended replaced single , combined branch" coordinated" president , indefinitely.
til yreka , california , bakery operated 100 years called yreka bakery , formed palindrome. business closed gallery opened spot , named yrella gallery would also form palindrome. cool see hometown reddit! glad know forgotten smirk_face hey fellow yrekian!
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. sound like shill big children. .. adults?
til response a" catastrophic emergency ," united states government suspended replaced single , combined branch" coordinated" president , indefinitely. i'm flashbacks star wars prequels
til donald duck loved scandinavian countries sweden make illegal vote political elections. 2005 norway 1/4 total population read donald duck magazine , and" donaldism" became thing. confirm. norwegian. tons comics. teenagers even adults read them. they're cutesy childish traditional disney stuff. fascinating decendents vikings donald duck magazine collectors. us never vikings. norsemen , yes , raiders. anime manga big there? e. g. one punch man , attack titans , dragon ball super
til head injuries common pennyfarthing bicycles riders would put feet handlebar going downhill would thrown feet-first instead head-first.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. nothing .. mormons baptize die! baptize people listed phone book. grandmother use baptize neighborhood kids / babies kitchen sink watching summer. catholic want babies going purgatory / hell.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. always wonder adult show came would liked it. love curb can't get seinfeld? ! i'm opposite , grew seinfeld still happily rewatch could never get curb. curb makes cringe hard , press stop walk away episode. still like show odd reason try watch cringing larry's inability understand social norms kills me.
til schrdinger believe possibility cat simultaneously dead alive. thought experiment meant criticize absurdity existing view quantum mechanics.
til male swiss citizen , roger federer compulsorily required serve armed forces. however , 2003 , despite already become tennis pro , deemed ' unfit ' back problem , relieved
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. tortoise bit arse agreeing job isnt he? know. story , tortoise know rabbit slacked off? maybe legitimately believed faster. na seems case digging hole abit deep , probably bragging much afterwards , ended agree maintain bragging rights promoted good job promoted job can't fired. real problem companies.
since 1956 paris exclusively twinned rome -" paris worthy rome ; rome worthy paris. "
til actors played brother sister on" dexter" began dating , fell love , got engaged , got married , got divorced , continuing play brother sister tv.
til matthew mcconaughey replaced owen wilson ' tropic thunder ' wilson's battle depression attempt suicide overdosing slitting wrists imagine last movie ever made & dupree. apparently that's exactly imagining , almost became self-fulfilling. makes * * * * depressed. owen wilson much better that. really think he's great actor .. everyone reddit seems think though
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters. german. til kill shelters.
til ellie kemper ( office , unbreakable kimmy schmidt , crazy blow job girl ) one wealthiest families state missouri granddaughter mildred lane kemper , namesake mildred lane kemper art
til crowned eagle , known bird confirmed viewing humans prey
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! "
til nirvana's cover david bowie's" man sold world" 1993 mtv unplugged album revitalized people's interest bowie also leading younger listeners think covering nirvana , much annoyance.
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold according zillow , house valued $ 243,00. yep that's sort miracle renovation guess. maybe donation value? sold majorly-distressed way 2004 $ 15k.
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero. rip. passed away yesterday. sad numerous levels. usually , one spouse passes far behind. that's usually spouses old. fallacy with" retire , die" . people usually retire they're top notch ..
til actors played brother sister on" dexter" began dating , fell love , got engaged , got married , got divorced , continuing play brother sister tv.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " he's like actor take every script he's given yet remains highly respected still offered great roles. nic cage started ( he's oscar winner ) destroyed career. feel like samuel l. jackson whatever fuck movie feels like , amazing terrible. respect that.
til hitler nazi officials outlawed animal cruelty including boiling live lobsters.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen [ knew ] ( [URL] ) edit : seriously , [ knew ] ( [URL] ). jesus christ. anyone marketing stop say" hey , maybe guy lying back , mouth wide open , eyes closed. sort looks like getting facial. " i've never seen water ad person drinking missing mouth guy ad mouth.
til coelacanths thought extinct since cretaceous period , yet discovered alive 1938
til elvis presley entourage would rent roller skating rinks throw $ 15,00 worth fireworks wearing" air force jump-suits plus gloves , helmets , goggles. "
til : country madagascar got name marco polo mistakenly thought landed mogadishu , somalia misspelled name city
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. overdue another #purge! people could wrap stop shitting many kids cause they're bored. really understand people children. wife really stable jobs city good economy affordable housing yet kid huge economical decision .. one whim ; plan right time it.
til washington generals broke 2495 - game losing streak accidentally beating harlem globetrotters 100-99
til : nixon sent champagne note saying" justice ultimately prevails" mark felt pardoned reagan. 30 years later , revealed mark felt was" deep throat" helped bring watergate cover-up light.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. many confused. answer homeowner's insurance likely umbrella coverage. insurance clearly covered acts caused residents household. result , victims could sue parents actually get damages. homeowners insurance include? yep , umbrella policy. one added mine. $ 1 million covers pretty much anything around $ 300 / year. whats funny teenager moves it'll drop $ 120 / year!
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity.
til 1986 interview , jackie gleason said considered suing hanna-barbera flintstones copy honeymooners , passed lawyers cautioned ," want known guy yanked fred flintstone air? ".
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " i've never heard this" superman iv" .. low budget movie terrible plot bad acting? / almost sarcasm try pretend idea never came like idea nicholas cage considered superman role. budget superman n64 believe remember grandparents buying [ game ] ( [URL] ) excited end week threw fucking trash what? flying rings cup tea? [ worst 7 minutes 37 seconds ever ] ( [URL] )
til 2012 interview thewrap , morgan freeman explained religious views follows :" hard question said start , think invented god. believe god , , think i'm god. "
til : abercrombie & fitch used sell outdoor goods camping gear guns , main store shooting range.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased.
til medal honor recipient , master sergeant roy benavidez. 37 wounds bullets , bayonets , shrapnel. thought dead , spit face doctor zipping body bag.
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time * know of. yea , like half animals ocean specific breeding grounds. right , necessarily mean they're capable communicating location distance breeding grounds members species - something ants , bees , ravens humans do. dolphins? whales matter.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. yeah , actually died narcissistic personality disorder. yeah can't believe dude commercial comparing fucking gandhi , egomaniac.
til crowned eagle , known bird confirmed viewing humans prey
til original baby ruth candy company claimed bar named babe ruth could avoid paying royalties. later shut rival candy bar actually approved ruth use name grounds names similar.
til day crew battleship uss texas intentionally flooded torpedo tube order cause 2 degree list , giving main guns enough extra elevation boost range & hit target mainland. " dude i'm telling , flood torpedo blister send one super far! it'll gnarly" afterward" laughing loud rekt" good game
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. i'm uncomfortable , cant really explain ..
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. can't wait see give mass shooting vegas. think politicians media going try forget shooting ever happened soon possible , given shooter older rich white male gun collector. [ removed ]
til italy installation bidet bathroom mandatory since 1975
til mid - 1990s , due stress acting promotion films , jean-claude van damme developed cocaine addiction. spent $ 10,00 week , snorted 10 grams per day 1996.
til medal honor recipient thomas baker asked left behind japanese counter attack saipan due wounded. asked 1 pistol 8 bullets. returning us army found corpse 8 dead japanese. asked bullets. plot twist : may * asked * eight bullets , received * three * bullets low ammo. killed three people two bullets , two people one bullet?
til george foreman originally paid 40 % profits endorsing george foreman grill. peak grill's sales , making 4.5 million dollars month. fiances mom got us one birthday. pretty good like cooking steaks skeptical_face
til town florida named frostproof marketing plot claim town would never citrus frost. less two years founding frost killed citrus town. never thought i'd see til local place seeing i'm middle nowhere
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes " * reason , parts play , like boromir ned stark , life online long afterwards. keep seeing - call - memes? " * - sean bean he's us.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " [ removed ]
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. til anti-vaxers trying save economy. .. surprising revelation look little johnny , city needs new library. can't afford let live. kids.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. reminds kazakhstan girl shooting competition played borat spoof anthem. link : [URL] australian sporting event competition i'd totally humorous alternative national anthem. mean think several contenders but" under" men work would least / appropriate think.
til last words serial killer peter krten were" tell .. head chopped , still able hear , least moment , sound blood gushing stump neck? would pleasure end pleasures. " mean guy real jerk.
til name hotmail chosen contains html , originally styled hotmail. feel super dumb never putting together. even joked lot html pronounced" hut mull. " close , never made connection. we're like 2 peas pod. like 2 bundle sticks. technical term faggot. thinking hotmale.com.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. one eyy .. guy fucks horses ever hear anything ginger boots fucking ostritch?
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity. meanwhile , i'm starting think selling kidney i'm broke .. funny say recently research organ markets. illegal sell organs you. s. , despite economically efficient solution organ shortage. good alternative would make motorcycles dirt cheap.
til picture severed japanese head tank turret published life magazine february 1 , 1943 , generated less protest letters image mistreated cat issue.
til : denver international airport , largest us , one half times size manhattan
til north korean spies stationed abroad receive training shop supermarkets , use credit cards visit clubs , amenities commonplace north korea.
til pigs although true carnivores , competent predators kill eat helpless humans unable escape
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance holy shit , exactly came say. nuke too? implications comment massively scary.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes " * reason , parts play , like boromir ned stark , life online long afterwards. keep seeing - call - memes? " * - sean bean he's us. shit. we've discovered. everybody scatter! memes man? ! cops gonna find them!
til donald duck loved scandinavian countries sweden make illegal vote political elections. 2005 norway 1/4 total population read donald duck magazine , and" donaldism" became thing.
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold according zillow , house valued $ 243,00. yep that's sort miracle renovation guess. maybe donation value? sold majorly-distressed way 2004 $ 15k.
til humans ' closest relative , bonobos , peaceful female-run society sex used resolve conflict. they" make love , war. "
queen elizabeth celebrates 91st birthday
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. dogs. good. i've yet meet doggy immediately like. people? fuck people. asshole dogs.
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged well writer. best words. tremendous writer " sad" bigly
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out.
til jupiter's center gravity sun outside sun's surface. technically , mutual orbit around , around point extremely close sun. two people stood spot , one ran towards sun ran toward jupiter , would get incinerated time. know cant run space?
til 1621 dutch hired japanese mercenaries murder 40 inhabitants bandaneira island , lucrative source nutmeg. 12,00- 15,00 residents 1,00 killed forced leave island dutch created nutmeg monopoly.
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. actually makes lot meaningful. hare nap job everyone would die anyways? guess story pointlessness achievement face unavoidable death? reading employ animals form part critical communications infrastructure simply speed / reliability / fault-tolerance / integrity properties modern built environment needs. actually pursued heavily 90s the. com explosion. credit rfc 1149 see close came full-stack avian transport layer internet : [URL]
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " hear saying it. he's actually great actor. watch" cider house rules ," favourite ," quiet american. " he's british nicholas cage. wants actually try he's great , he's willing half-ass whatever nonsense want throw way , provided pay it. oh , that's really unfair. he's adenoidal , one. watch older films , 1960s era onwards. harry palmer , alfie , man would king , etc. much better actor cage
til international data code switzerland ch , stands confoederatio helvetica , latin name country. switzerland chose code avoid favouring four official languages.
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. would raw eggs make voice rough? raw eggs would line throat could gargling harsh sounds without damaging vocal chords hurting throat. it'd like thick milkshake attempting extreme metal vocals. mean , i'd probably rather milkshake. healthy metal vocals. vegan black metal , kvlt right now.
til singer peanut butter jelly time passed away eleven-hour standoff police even snoop dogg brother-in-law tried convince surrender.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death regret bone-itis man , great episode. get home work i'll re-watch netfli .. oh wait
til historians believe fate christianity hinged battle tours arab invasion force defeated frankish force present-day france , preventing spread islam western europe preserving christianity religion europe.
til scrappy-doo , widely considered one hated characters fiction , appeared animated scooby-doo production since 1988 due audience backlash.
til jaleel white hated playing role steve urkel in" family matters. " series cancelled , said ," ever see character , take put bullet head put misery. "
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " he's like actor take every script he's given yet remains highly respected still offered great roles. nic cage started ( he's oscar winner ) destroyed career. nic cage already peaked con air face / off. cannot top performances matter are. enjoyed matchstick men loathe nic cage , weatherman amazing movie. what's reasoning behind loathing him? even like he's bad dude. understand cage hate. like i'm mega fan , understand hate.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" things never change. humanity never changed even one tiny bit. check ancient shitposting. [URL]
til 1959 , you. s. postal service successfully shipped mail using cruise missile , delivering cargo new jersey florida 22 minutes
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time * know of. yea , like half animals ocean specific breeding grounds. right , necessarily mean they're capable communicating location distance breeding grounds members species - something ants , bees , ravens humans do.
til sarcasm banned north korea
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " they're realizing able transcend it. even beginning believe real chance within lifetimes. " " damn. sim 7422 reached awareness again. wipe start over. "
til canada first country world adopt multiculturalism official policy ; 1971
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. 1. rent plane 2. bless rain clouds fly , turn local downfall holy water 3. secretly baptise everyone 4. ~ ~? ?? ~ ~ collect tithes 5. profit
til filming schindler's list , polish woman encountered ralph fiennes dressed nazi uniform told that" germans charming people. kill anybody deserve it. "
til daily planet , lois lane clark kent ( superman ) work owned bruce wayne ( batman )
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death die beating grizzly fistfight i'd regret fuck die champion
til 2012 interview thewrap , morgan freeman explained religious views follows :" hard question said start , think invented god. believe god , , think i'm god. "
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. i'm christian , bible got absolutely right said ," love money root evil. " well , actually says" root kinds evil. " translation holding as" correct? " sell translation says love money totally fine. guy translates
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. dunno , think shortened anglo-swiss condensed milk company. roles tongue , know. anglo milk sounds dirty contrary superior purest white milk buy , produced master race anglo aryan mountain cows. [ disturbingly relevant ] ( [URL] )
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. people right actually asking government take away more. " let spy. i've got nothing hide" * sigh *
til despite useful properties , dandelion grown regarded weed , result rise lawn culture marketing pesticide companies.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. raccoon hacked bank america account transferred money checking offshore account cayman islands. raccoon stole 20 dollars?
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. i'd rather face service roll anyway follow me. nicki minaj often like pizza chinese buffet. see , respect , i'm feeling moment. saying want stick dick chinese buffet? saying don't? i'm sure buffet handle bring table
til airedale terriers carried messages soldiers wwi dedicated duties. one named ' jack ' ran half mile enemy fire. made headquarters jaw broken one leg badly splintered died delivering message
til : carthaginian explorer hanno reached ivory coast ~ 600-500 bc , thought gorillas race humans tried capture some. ended killing violent took skins back carthage put display.
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. * 1905 , companies merged become nestl anglo-swiss condensed milk company , retaining name 1947. * good decision shorten nestl. dunno , think shortened anglo-swiss condensed milk company. roles tongue , know.
til paul revere actually shouted" regulars coming out" , not" british coming" , since massachusetts colonists still considered british citizens time.
til michael jackson's estate continues allocate 20 % posthumous earnings various charities , specified will.
til 3 banana companies overthrew government honduras.
naked crackhead slaps houston cop , predictable results ensue. handled high level professionalism.
til christianity , islam judaism worship abrahamic god. religious texts also feature many figures , histories places. jesus also muslim prophet. thought common knowledge? allah / yahweh / god character.
til three four longest recorded sniper kills canadians
til 360 kilogrammes lunar soil samples brought back apollo missions rusted corroding vacuum bottle seals exposed water oxygen earth's atmosphere.
til average , genetic similarity two humans 99.9 %. 2 3 times genetic diversity within wild chimpanzee population , entire human gene pool.
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero. rip. passed away yesterday. actually believe you. went checked .. fuck. r. i. p.
til armadillos genus dasypus ( ones found us ) give birth four genetically identical young split embryo ; i. e. always identical quadruplets ; known vertebrate animals exhibit this" polyembryony"
til columbus , ohio larger population cincinnati cleveland combined yet nfl , nba mlb teams. cleveland cincinnati 5
til : 76 % known serial killers 20th century united states. key word is" known" countries catch acknowledge serial killers. russia bragged usa serial killers. truth never coordinated police force tie crimes together. like iran saying homosexuals. thought implying killed
til wilmer valderrama purchased vista cruiser used on" ' 70s show" $ 500 series ended. thanks fez longer say" son bitch" without accent.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels. ones prefer former quickly labeled rest turmoil as" kinksters" sometimes can't fight eeling.
til directing jurassic park , spielberg saw cgi t. rex , said stop motion animator phil tippett ," job ," tippett replied ," mean extinct? ". spielberg later incorporated dialogue here's example [ go motion ] ( [URL] ) rex tippet experimenting movie : [URL] decision use cgi. looked better expected. still made right call though. cgi jurassic park still realistic looking film despite 25 years old. groundbreaking 6 year old released blew mind mad dinosaurs ( jeff goldblum ) ever since.
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con person attacked another congoer , adrianne stepped up. congoer? one congo? think related con. specifically congo-con person cosplaying amy. congogoer
til orthodox jews prohibited walking past motion sensor turn light sabbath.
til actor martin sheen arrested total 66 times protesting acts civil disobedience - recently 2007 trespassing nevada nuclear test facility.
til fat duck , michellin three-star restaurant england , employs forty-two chefs. one customer.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind. driving newer car awful people walking / biking front you. either honk look like inpatient asshole tread behind pissing drivers behind you. need add button activates speaker projects forward smooth spoken word gospel album performed musk medium volume. look next model joking , really need polite version horn. like ," woo-hoo , i'm behind you! "
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us ive never heard life aside british people from? thought common across us.
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con person attacked another congoer , adrianne stepped up. congoer? one congo? think related con. specifically congo-con person cosplaying amy. congogoer gogo congo con? gogocongogoer?
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" things never change. ain't broke .. .. drinking fast enough. need faster , barry.
til : 76 % known serial killers 20th century united states. key word is" known" countries catch acknowledge serial killers. russia bragged usa serial killers. truth never coordinated police force tie crimes together. like iran saying homosexuals.
til pitbulls responsible fatal dog attacks america past 2 years
til jfk prescribed use rocking chair ease back pain , enjoyed much would give rocking chairs gifts friends , family , heads state.
til alec guinness agreed appear star wars negotiated deal doubled initial salary offer , guaranteed publicity film , would awarded 2.25 % gross royalties paid george lucas
til sitting bull touring buffalo bill's wild west show , impressed annie oakley's shooting abilities charmed character gave name" little sure shot" symbolically adopted daughter. sounds suspiciously like something a" wild west show" promoter would come with. welcome like 85 percent us history " greatest country world" . founded genocide slavery. yup , checks out. countries participated genocide. difficult name country history participated genocide one way another.
til gary webb , reporter san jose mercury news first broke story cia involvement cocaine trade , found dead with" two gunshot wounds head. " death , 2004 , ruled
til : imax projectionists wear body armor handling imax lamps ; dropped , explode resulting quartz shrapnel.
til astronaut sunita williams first person run marathon space , finishing 4 hours 24 minutes treadmill aboard international space station.
til empire state building took little year construction complete ( 410 days twelve days ahead schedule ).
til bunnies ( foetuses newborn ) declared fish pope monks , access fish monasteries , something eat lent.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. oh fucking * god * , poor guy. blame slightest. like usbekestani gold put borat version anthem?
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " he's like actor take every script he's given yet remains highly respected still offered great roles. nic cage started ( he's oscar winner ) destroyed career. nic cage already peaked con air face / off. cannot top performances matter are. enjoyed matchstick men loathe nic cage , weatherman amazing movie.
til clippy unpopular time , part windows xp's marketing making people aware could disable him. always changed dog tricks .. wow feel old. also desktop sheep app?
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. always wonder adult show came would liked it. love curb can't get seinfeld? ! i'm opposite , grew seinfeld still happily rewatch could never get curb. curb makes cringe hard , press stop walk away episode. still like show odd reason try watch cringing larry's inability understand social norms kills me.
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity. man 86 years old? even botox limits.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " he's like actor take every script he's given yet remains highly respected still offered great roles. nic cage started ( he's oscar winner ) destroyed career. feel like samuel l. jackson whatever fuck movie feels like , amazing terrible. respect that.
til death steve irwin , speculated series revenge killings , least ten stingrays found dead mutilated coast queensland that's literally last thing would wanted ..
til california gold rush , distinct lack women san fransisco caused gay culture flourish. men would often pay for" female impersonators" prostitutes.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. fuck? took words right mouth. can't think many situations parents guilty children's actions , certainly one them.
til sir isaac newton , master royal mint , personally went undercover bars taverns root rampant counterfeiting , high treason ( punishable hanged , drawn quartered ). successfully prosecuted 28
til people used think kidneys governed one's conscience , several bible verses say god inspects kidneys dead. jewish tradition holds one kidney counsels good , evil.
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers.
til carrie fisher got copy star wars holiday special george lucas ( exchange recording dvd commentary star wars ) showed parties ' mainly end night want people leave. '
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. dunno , think shortened anglo-swiss condensed milk company. roles tongue , know. anglo milk sounds dirty contrary superior purest white milk buy , produced master race anglo aryan mountain cows. [ disturbingly relevant ] ( [URL] )
til russia's economy ( $ 1.3 ) 69 % size italy's economy ( $ 1.9 ). climate russia challenge agriculture , whereas italy perfect climate [ spaghetti trees ] ( [URL] ). yeah , russia lower gdp canada 4 times population. countries similar climate , must reasons , russia's gdp would 4 times canada's is.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. many confused. answer homeowner's insurance likely umbrella coverage. insurance clearly covered acts caused residents household. result , victims could sue parents actually get damages. homeowners insurance include? yep , umbrella policy. one added mine. $ 1 million covers pretty much anything around $ 300 / year. whats funny teenager moves it'll drop $ 120 / year!
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging always wondered , thought hanged , probably sentenced death , the" dead" part implied , since put death. guess good loophole end , though!
til george foreman originally paid 40 % profits endorsing george foreman grill. peak grill's sales , making 4.5 million dollars month. fiances mom got us one birthday. pretty good like cooking steaks skeptical_face
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. months sea probably care ship's integrity compromised .. " well guys looks like we're gonna stay fix boat. darn. " captain ; got bad news lads. ship literally falling apart stay .. sailors : woohoo! captain : .. nails .. sailors : mutiny! " rape pillage get nails back go home! " " ah , royal majesty , * barbaric * tribes attacked us stole screws , .. attacked back screws. that's took us long return home. "
til henry vii someone who's job wipe bottom him. called ' grooms stool ' henry vii 4 reign , knighted!
til grizzly bears feared respected native americans hunting required company 4 10 warriors done preparation ceremoniality intertribal warfare. * * til 2008 sleuth 30 bears besieged platinum mining compound olyotorsky district northern kamchatka. two guards killed prevented workers leaving homes * * article! oh god , they're organizing.
til marine col. henry pierson crowe served wwi , banana wars , wwii , korean war , silver star bronze star guadalcanal , telling men" never get purple heart hiding
til three four longest recorded sniper kills canadians
til donald duck loved scandinavian countries sweden make illegal vote political elections. 2005 norway 1/4 total population read donald duck magazine , and" donaldism" became thing.
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity. fuck buys kidney stone?
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. months sea probably care ship's integrity compromised ..
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " he's like actor take every script he's given yet remains highly respected still offered great roles. nic cage started ( he's oscar winner ) destroyed career. nic cage already peaked con air face / off. cannot top performances matter are. enjoyed matchstick men loathe nic cage , weatherman amazing movie.
til tyrannosaurus arms 1 meter long heavily muscled , biceps capable lifting several hundred pounds alone. appear small weak relative rest body.
til people red hair sensitive thermal pain , less sensitive electrically induced pain , require larger amounts anesthetics people without red hair due mutation melanocortin 1 receptor.
til george foreman originally paid 40 % profits endorsing george foreman grill. peak grill's sales , making 4.5 million dollars month.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. wonder got pizza know gorbachev got pizza hut wow .. [URL] pizza hut gorbachev tv spot commercial : 60 international version"
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out.
til maned wolf's urine smells much like marijuana caused police rotterdam zoo go hunt cannabis smokers
til one ever seen echidna ejaculate.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us well , there's sodium dasani , could little salty. there's probably semen protein water
til clippy unpopular time , part windows xp's marketing making people aware could disable him.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " middle ground buying 33 guns year without raising suspicion civilian able guns. look sweden example. lots lots guns , tough regulations. edit : 33 guns year
til steve jobs took acid , said" taking lsd profound experience , one important things life"
til william bradford , governor plymouth colony , year old father died sent live grandfather , died two years later sent live mother , died one year later.
til washington state originally called columbia thought may confused district columbia rejected.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind. " prius silent 5 mph , really deserves win"
giroud scored 26 goals france. 19 friendlies.
til response a" catastrophic emergency ," united states government suspended replaced single , combined branch" coordinated" president , indefinitely. i'm flashbacks star wars prequels
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle.
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity. meanwhile , i'm starting think selling kidney i'm broke .. funny say recently research organ markets. illegal sell organs you. s. , despite economically efficient solution organ shortage. good alternative would make motorcycles dirt cheap.
til australian prime minister named harold holt served 1966 1967. one day , office , went swim disappeared without trace.
til christianity , islam judaism worship abrahamic god. religious texts also feature many figures , histories places. jesus also muslim prophet.
til wwii british spies posed fake charity groups hand special monopoly games allied prisoners war. games compasses , maps , real money , useful tools escaping.
til christianity , islam judaism worship abrahamic god. religious texts also feature many figures , histories places. jesus also muslim prophet. thought common knowledge? allah / yahweh / god character.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. promising career killed track 1971. buried flag record mexican national anthem. well plan least. record badly scratched replaced new copy mexican hat dance.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. relaxed drank fifth vodka every day like old russian proverb :" everything's okay enough vodka" including vodka? especially vodka. even vodka.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes tbf helicopters scary fuck.
til washington generals broke 2495 - game losing streak accidentally beating harlem globetrotters 100-99
since 1956 paris exclusively twinned rome -" paris worthy rome ; rome worthy paris. "
til bill werbeniuk , big drinking canadian snooker player. drank 43 pints lager drinking contest scotsman eddie sinclair. sinclair passed following 42nd pint , werbeniuk reported say" i'm away bar
til peppers used tabasco sauce picked hand. pepper pickers compare color peppers small red stick ; colors match , peppers ripe used sauce production process.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging always wondered , thought hanged , probably sentenced death , the" dead" part implied , since put death. guess good loophole end , though!
til us airways flight 1549 ditching hudson ( aka" miracle hudson" ) , officials captured gassed 1,235 canadian geese destroyed 1,739 goose eggs across new york city.
til colonel david stirling , founder sas , personally strangled 41 men.
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax
til ryan gosling watching" rambo" took knives school threw children.
til michael jackson would requested wine served diet coke cans flights , want kids see drinking alcohol. always put heroin epipen. epi-pens intramuscular injections. heroin vascular.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind. driving newer car awful people walking / biking front you. either honk look like inpatient asshole tread behind pissing drivers behind you.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. hell * * can't remember solution tasks three years. barely remember password internet webpages. google ask want remember password wait see password entered right one.
til wwii general george patton believed reincarnated ancient roman soldier , also thought served napoleon.
til vladimir great russia confronted choice converting russia christianity islam. eventually chose christianity , islamic teaching alcohol , saying ," drinking joy rus '. cannot exist without pleasure. "
til kyoto , former capital japan , means" capital city" tokyo means" eastern capital"
til empire state building took little year construction complete ( 410 days twelve days ahead schedule ).
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind. " prius silent 5 mph , really deserves win"
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " except one suggested civilian able guns. middle ground britain old american west. edit : sith deals absolutes ; c
til actors played brother sister on" dexter" began dating , fell love , got engaged , got married , got divorced , continuing play brother sister tv. also entertain storyline thought interested ( adopted ) brother romantically. think post divorce , must've weird tbh , weird case. uncomfortable unnecessary plotline. plotlines dexter? season 4 show trash
til : physical attractiveness found important factor enjoying date whether would sleep propositioned. important intelligence personality
til giant panda chi chi sexually attracted humans refused attempts mating giant pandas. instead made full sexual self-presentation zookeepers.
til uss johnston saluted japanese destroyer captain sinking , spending nearly 3 hours squaring 23 japanese ships , including 4 battleships , 8 cruisers 11 destroyers.
til jupiter's center gravity sun outside sun's surface. technically , mutual orbit around , around point extremely close sun. two people stood spot , one ran towards sun ran toward jupiter , would get incinerated time. know cant run space?
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging fishwife hanged murdering illegitimate infant shortly birth. well blame then. gave birth ungodly human / fish chimera would expect do? kill get's big. mean , makes sense me.
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged jules verne treasury kid , illustrations always blew away. think they're woodcuts? [URL]
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. reminded ted talk one shooter's mother did. however , page crashing now. , reddit thread that? ted tedx? what's difference?
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. job's belief alternative medicine surprising. one point fruitarian believed fruitarians bo , bathe.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen [ knew ] ( [URL] ) edit : seriously , [ knew ] ( [URL] ). jesus christ. anyone marketing stop say" hey , maybe guy lying back , mouth wide open , eyes closed. sort looks like getting facial. " i've never seen water ad person drinking missing mouth guy ad mouth.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. oh fucking * god * , poor guy. blame slightest. tell it! guy grand prix essentially mocked triumph. dunno , would love someone played" america , fuck yea" something equally stereotypical. canadian national anthem substituted celine dion song titanic.
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film.
til prisoners female-only concentration camp ravensbruck purposefully sewed socks thin heels toes german soldier's feet would get sore.
til bridget loves bernie , highest rated tv show ever canceled one season. cbs show creators forced cancel show receiving death threats jews , angered show featured catholic marrying jew.
til 1851 , measuring tools precision one millionth inch.
til paul revere actually shouted" regulars coming out" , not" british coming" , since massachusetts colonists still considered british citizens time.
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero. " fantastic four movie mistake" ~ stan lee * probably *
til fat duck , michellin three-star restaurant england , employs forty-two chefs. one customer.
til screensavers designed save screens burn never displaying static image
til later years , sir isaac newton appointed largely symbolic ( paid ) position royal mint. took job seriously successfully prosecuted many counterfeiters high treason. convicted hanged , drawn quartered
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. hence term" irony" * another made fact brought reddit * get made-up facts r / politics!
til pepsi one first advertise directly african-americans , advertisements 1940s portraying as" self-confident middle-class citizens" , well hiring all-black sales team promote pepsi around country.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. oh fucking * god * , poor guy. blame slightest. [ song ones wondering ] ( [URL] ) mexican , ofensive migth think. great song truly represents culture. like choose [ frijolero ] ( [URL] ) [ el sonidito ] ( [URL] )
til civil war ended , first general confederate army active reform party , spoke favor civil rights voting recently freed slaves.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " gene hackman asked starred superman said" give 2 million reasons why" particularly great reasons , taken together , become impossible refuse. wait minute , superman good though! ! f..! !! ?? superman iv however i've never heard this" superman iv" .. low budget movie terrible plot bad acting? / almost sarcasm try pretend idea never came like idea nicholas cage considered superman role. i've honestly never seen old superman series. what's bad iv?
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death die beating grizzly fistfight still considered a" fist fight" bear fists? think hand paw combat fits better. edit : get brawl ninja turtle animal cruelty assault? true. guess said fighting grizzly unarmed combat
til jfk records act , act states government documents related kennedy assassination publicly disclosed october 26 2017.
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity. man 86 years old? even botox limits.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. kind genius really evil - let people dissenters come , give secret police holiday. hope kind trick works though.
til carrie fisher got copy star wars holiday special george lucas ( exchange recording dvd commentary star wars ) showed parties ' mainly end night want people leave. '
til single asteroid , named hebe , origin 40 % meteorites hit earth.
til east st. louis higher murder rate honduras , country highest murder rate world
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches careful. want piss scientologists. i'm even kidding.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind. driving newer car awful people walking / biking front you. either honk look like inpatient asshole tread behind pissing drivers behind you.
til pitbulls responsible fatal dog attacks america past 2 years
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. kind genius really evil - let people dissenters come , give secret police holiday. hope kind trick works though.
til medal honor recipient , master sergeant roy benavidez. 37 wounds bullets , bayonets , shrapnel. thought dead , spit face doctor zipping body bag.
til : approximately 10,00 attended funeral hawaiian musician , israel kamakawiwoole.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind. space race byproduct developing icbms .. spacex merely clever front future top time post / r / prorevenge .. " bully school? i'll strand mars prison" .
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " middle ground buying 33 guns year without raising suspicion civilian able guns. look sweden example. lots lots guns , tough regulations. edit : 33 guns year
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. child , john markle , murdered entire family killing investigated fraud.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. that's giving someone promotion , need given added responsibilities gradually , prove competence. unsuccessful , transfer responsibilities someone else.
til classic pc game" baldur's gate" developed , alongside engine , 18 months team 60 people never worked video game before. still one best rpg games ever made. recently re-released ' enhanced edition ' even enjoyable play now. still worth playing first time today? would date mechanics frustrating. i'm considering enhanced edition sequel maybe ..
til agnes milowka , renowned cave diver filmed stunts movie sanctum. long filming scene movie extra air tank left behind order squeeze tight cave passage , died exact thing real
til orthodox jews prohibited walking past motion sensor turn light sabbath.
til matthew mcconaughey replaced owen wilson ' tropic thunder ' wilson's battle depression attempt suicide overdosing slitting wrists imagine last movie ever made & dupree. apparently that's exactly imagining , almost became self-fulfilling. makes * * * * depressed. owen wilson much better that. really think he's great actor .. everyone reddit seems think though
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels. " shrieking eels" 30 understand reference
til prison warden loved retired , 100 inmates pooled together money throw party.
til russell crowe contacted fbi al qaeda wanting kidnap take" iconographic americans picture sort cultural destabilisation plan. " russel crowe american though. he's originally new zealand.
til singer peanut butter jelly time passed away eleven-hour standoff police even snoop dogg brother-in-law tried convince surrender.
20 goals , lionel messi time top scorer conmebol world cup qualifiers , passing hernn crespo luis surez
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. yeah , kids fine. teenagers hand .. i'm worried. two teenage girls calm collected think critically. however , 7 - year-old son showing signs think critically , care to. he's gonna expensive.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious.
til nasa pilots routinely intercepted defeated you. s. navy phantom iis mock dogfights , complaints navy put end harassment.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen [ knew ] ( [URL] ) edit : seriously , [ knew ] ( [URL] ).
til day crew battleship uss texas intentionally flooded torpedo tube order cause 2 degree list , giving main guns enough extra elevation boost range & hit target mainland. eli 5 easier move closer? also reminds [ old reddit post ] ( [URL] ) short answer : draft. texas , loaded max 9m ship underwater. closer , ship would run aground. thank , going say would guess keep range shore based battery. could've tipped land elevate ground cannons case
til - edison died nikola tesla wrote negative obituary nyt - made fun hygiene work ethic get wrong , think nikola tesla great scientist. specific reason everyone internet seems love tesla much?
til steve jobs took acid , said" taking lsd profound experience , one important things life" whenever see posts lsd think ," huh , that's one things i'd like try lifetime" . remember idea would even go safely acquiring , even netherlands.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. til $ 14 million budget , major hollywood actors , major hollywood filmmaker , film company owned comcast , qualify independent filmmaking. edit. great. top comment snide remark. rip previous
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax
til tourism sector boomed , kazakhstan's foreign minister thanked sacha baron cohen 2012 release borat country saw 10x increase issued visas.
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold [ google street view house blurred out. ] ( [URL] )
.. throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank surroundings. imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " " nested simulations would taxing systems. we'll make physically impossible. "" how? "" i'm sure , we'll make something like speed light. " " let's make sure control passage time. problem solved. "
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" things never change. ain't broke .. .. drinking fast enough. need faster , barry.
til simultaneous releases antz bug's life due jeffrey katzenberg denied position president disney , stealing idea start dreamworks.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. raccoon hacked bank america account transferred money checking offshore account cayman islands.
til - coca cola launched dasani water uk slogan ' bottled spunk ' & ' can't live without spunk ' ; oblivious uk spunks means semen.
til luxembourg liberated nazism 1944 , returning government impressed regulations laws concerning tax employment nazis made , decided simply keep them.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. til $ 14 million budget , major hollywood actors , major hollywood filmmaker , film company owned comcast , qualify independent filmmaking. edit. great. top comment snide remark. rip previous also think sp came gay cowboy idea. also recall pudding eating. guess know lingo then.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us ive never heard life aside british people from? thought common across us.
til quentin tarantino dropped high school age 14 got job usher porn theater lying age. .
til schmidt jack nicholson 2003 golden globe award best performance actor motion picture drama. upon accepting award , nicholson quipped :" i'm little surprised. thought made comedy. "
til simultaneous releases antz bug's life due jeffrey katzenberg denied position president disney , stealing idea start dreamworks.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly shame people learned mistakes pre-ww 2 germany.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. also remember hearing china big homeless population worried optics shown exposed olympics .. sudden homeless problem.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death die beating grizzly fistfight still considered a" fist fight" bear fists? think hand paw combat fits better. edit : get brawl ninja turtle animal cruelty assault?
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind. " prius silent 5 mph , really deserves win"
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til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero. rip. passed away yesterday.
til wwii general george patton believed reincarnated ancient roman soldier , also thought served napoleon.
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. wow amazing work dairy lobby dairy industry done impressive things years. food pyramid designed specifically encourage milk cheese consumption help struggling dairy farmers.
til great famine ireland caused many deaths , ireland's population still recovered ( even 150 years )
til tourism sector boomed , kazakhstan's foreign minister thanked sacha baron cohen 2012 release borat country saw 10x increase issued visas.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. months sea probably care ship's integrity compromised ..
til reindeer one mammals see uv light , allowing see lichen , polar bears snow , urine trails also helps guide santa's sleigh christmas eve! need bitch ass rudolph.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. everyone wants solve overpopulation problem , want die.
til colic mean baby fussy cries lot. baby colic cry least three hours straight , three days week , three weeks row. one sure cause
til anne heche drove desert , hiked stranger's house , took shower , announced local sherrifs god going take everyone back heaven spaceship
til town florida named frostproof marketing plot claim town would never citrus frost. less two years founding frost killed citrus town.
til queen band world every member written least 3 number ones , meaning whole band songwriter's hall fame
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us well , there's sodium dasani , could little salty. there's probably semen protein water
til theodore roosevelt openly despised nickname" teddy" , quick correct anyone called it. preferred working closely refer colonel theodore.
til butane canisters manufactured exclusively south korea. exception single manufacturer houston texas.
til wwii british spies posed fake charity groups hand special monopoly games allied prisoners war. games compasses , maps , real money , useful tools escaping.
til george foreman originally paid 40 % profits endorsing george foreman grill. peak grill's sales , making 4.5 million dollars month.
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold according zillow , house valued $ 243,00. yep that's sort miracle renovation guess. maybe donation value? sold majorly-distressed way 2004 $ 15k.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims read mother teresa , find selfish , sadistic cunt. tried tell family shit came conversation. sister basically told believe everything hear. believe everything church says mother theresa .. uh huh. took chunk change private jet charles keating ( lincoln savings loan scandal ) money ' papa doc ' duvalier haiti. christopher hitchens wrote book called * missionary position. *
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. oh fucking * god * , poor guy. blame slightest. [ song ones wondering ] ( [URL] ) mexican , ofensive migth think. great song truly represents culture. like choose [ frijolero ] ( [URL] ) [ el sonidito ] ( [URL] )
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels. " shrieking eels" 30 understand reference
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. amazingly , every guns n roses band member appetite destruction still alive. motley too? like f..?
til 1986 , beer drinking goat elected mayor small town texas , usa
til kyoto , former capital japan , means" capital city" tokyo means" eastern capital" related amsterdam means dam amstel ( river ) related budapest means buda pest names two cities joined create budapest. related rome called rome romans lived there. rome called rome wolf-baby killed brother can't really blame , though. imagine city called reme? it'd completely ridiculous.
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches wait cockroaches bite? ?? worry , sleeping inside mouth. inside ear since can't turn around inside ear canal , burrow deeper brain.
til ancient greece second toe longer big toe considered standard beauty. condition , today known greek foot , depicted many famous statues , michelangelo's david statue liberty.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. everyone wants solve overpopulation problem , want die.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. one brightest species earth , yet keep small fish tanks :-/ also cut tiny pieces still alive dip sauce. mm. i'm hungry. why? want cook first [URL] faint heart ..
til actor martin sheen married woman 56 years
til : british used concentration camps commit genocide kenya 1950 ' s.
til wasabi vapour effect similar smelling salts , property exploited create smoke alarms deaf.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. raccoon hacked bank america account transferred money checking offshore account cayman islands. raccoon stole 20 dollars? pff. look mr. rich guy $ 20 bank account. pff. look moneybags bank account. pff. lk mnbgs vr hr , wt hs fnc xpnsv vwls.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. dwight right.
til double-blind study published nature showed experienced astrologers better determining people psychological traits based location stars birth someone randomly guessing them.
til ted kaczynski ( unabomber ) updated alumni information harvard 2012 : called eight life sentences" awards" current occupation as" prisoner"
til common" save" icon depiction obsolete external writable storage device called floppy disk.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen woosh sploosh ^ * * spunk * * i'm thirsty. mouth?
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league calling - bayern stumble group stages champions league get third , fall europa league , we'll make annual trip allianz round 32.
til town florida named frostproof marketing plot claim town would never citrus frost. less two years founding frost killed citrus town. never thought i'd see til local place seeing i'm middle nowhere
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging fishwife hanged murdering illegitimate infant shortly birth. well blame then. gave birth ungodly human / fish chimera would expect do? kill get's big. mean , makes sense me. think stay size whatever container keep
naked crackhead slaps houston cop , predictable results ensue. handled high level professionalism.
til snoop dogg directed porn , name porn snoop doggystyle. released , huge hit top selling release year 2002 avn awards.
since 200 , pittsburgh steelers 27-9 record versus cincinnati bengals , making one most" one-sided rivalries" professional sports.
til bruce lee avoided baked goods refined flour , describing providing empty calories nothing body.
til agnes milowka , renowned cave diver filmed stunts movie sanctum. long filming scene movie extra air tank left behind order squeeze tight cave passage , died exact thing real
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. , got hired 15 times. that's positive. i'm met multiple women exactly like that. get hired drop hat garbage employees. helps good looking. real honest god discussion nicki minaj , hot? personally touch ten foot pole , looks like plastic monster. like blow-up doll human skin. guys actually find attractive?
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters. german. til kill shelters.
til debuting 1979 one-time , 13 - part series ," old house" one earliest home improvement shows. initially controversial among building contractors , cast afraid giving away secrets building trades.
til dextromethorphan ( aka robitussin ) dissociative drug , works acting brain raise threshold thinks needs cough.
til vietnam war 30,00 american draft dodgers fled canada , number canadians volunteered fight
til kyoto , former capital japan , means" capital city" tokyo means" eastern capital"
til canada first country world adopt multiculturalism official policy ; 1971
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. oh fucking * god * , poor guy. blame slightest. [ song ones wondering ] ( [URL] ) mexican , ofensive migth think. great song truly represents culture. like choose [ frijolero ] ( [URL] ) [ el sonidito ] ( [URL] )
til first barcode scanned pack juicy fruit troy , ohio june 26 , 1974. pack gum receipt display smithsonian institute.
til 1984 fbi declared key west police department criminal enterprise , several high-ranking officers arrested running protection racket cocaine smugglers.
til wilmer valderrama purchased vista cruiser used on" ' 70s show" $ 500 series ended. thanks fez longer say" son bitch" without accent.
til 4 us states completely banned billboards
til king ludwig mad built many weird impractical castles bavaria later inspired fairy tale castles walt disney parks.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. episode 30 rock , character pete hornberger never overachieves avoid getting promoted head.
til you. state texas roughly 10 % larger france almost twice large germany. you. s. big , really big. sometimes i'm surprised throughout course history never become multiple countries.
til - edison died nikola tesla wrote negative obituary nyt - made fun hygiene work ethic know history two makes sense almost amazing people aware tesla-edison history. edit : documentaries besides comic oatmeal posted. jesus people , comment something original. sadly can't clam know much , know edison fucked tesla general shit lots great documentaries show life depth. like prestige?
til mid - 1990s , due stress acting promotion films , jean-claude van damme developed cocaine addiction. spent $ 10,00 week , snorted 10 grams per day 1996.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. many confused. answer homeowner's insurance likely umbrella coverage. insurance clearly covered acts caused residents household. result , victims could sue parents actually get damages. homeowners insurance include? yep , umbrella policy. one added mine. $ 1 million covers pretty much anything around $ 300 / year. whats funny teenager moves it'll drop $ 120 / year! homeowner without kids : umbrella f-ing cheap stupid it.
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. milk tried daughter's school absolutely packed sugar. almost sweet ice cream. low fat. would better full fat sugar. americans add sugar regular milk? know already fairly high sugar
til : 76 % known serial killers 20th century united states.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen [ knew ] ( [URL] ) edit : seriously , [ knew ] ( [URL] ). jesus christ. anyone marketing stop say" hey , maybe guy lying back , mouth wide open , eyes closed. sort looks like getting facial. " i've never seen water ad person drinking missing mouth like [ women laughing salads ] ( [URL] ) stock photo thing.
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. everyone freaking : seal extinct.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. dolphin without hands?
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance holy shit , exactly came say. nuke too? implications comment massively scary.
til canada first country world adopt multiculturalism official policy ; 1971
til us embassy moscow caught fire 1977. sensitive information stolen several firefighters also kgb agents.
til dogs laugh. make laugh-like sounds tickled playing , sounds positive effect puppies hearing them. i've never wanted hear something badly. [ go. ] ( [URL] ) laughing loud f.. cute tho think [ ] ( [URL] ) real example. sounds kind like rhythmic panting.
til tyrannosaurus arms 1 meter long heavily muscled , biceps capable lifting several hundred pounds alone. appear small weak relative rest body.
til : physical attractiveness found important factor enjoying date whether would sleep propositioned. important intelligence personality
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " particularly great reasons , taken together , become impossible refuse. wait minute , superman good though! ! f..! !! ?? superman iv however i've never heard this" superman iv" .. low budget movie terrible plot bad acting? / almost sarcasm try pretend idea never came like idea nicholas cage considered superman role. budget superman n64 believe remember grandparents buying [ game ] ( [URL] ) excited end week threw fucking trash
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. australia may hundreds unique species poisonous everything , americas mighty raccoon. hail mighty trash panda! ahh , bin chicken! [URL]
til 1950 , myxoma virus ( type pox virus ) deliberately released rabbit population australia means population control , causing death 500 million rabbits
til aeschylus , ancient greek tragedian , supposedly prophesied die falling object , therefore stayed outdoors. killed eagle dropped tortoise , mistaking bald head rock.
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. there's message somewhere promoting someone higher responsibilities based past experience based qualifications. morale story get candidates interviews. want someone slept job either. morale story low. maybe get booze story , might raise morale.
til : nixon sent champagne note saying" justice ultimately prevails" mark felt pardoned reagan. 30 years later , revealed mark felt was" deep throat" helped bring watergate cover-up light. good ol ' days government held accountable actions edit : probably put / end this. think sarcasm came across. remember spying without warrant something concerned about? remember americans condemned torture barbaric shameful? 24 told ends justify means fine. [ jack bauer also told shoving bath towel someones throat remove stomach pulled out. ] ( [URL] )
til civil war ended , first general confederate army active reform party , spoke favor civil rights voting recently freed slaves.
til sitting bull touring buffalo bill's wild west show , impressed annie oakley's shooting abilities charmed character gave name" little sure shot" symbolically adopted daughter. sounds suspiciously like something a" wild west show" promoter would come with. welcome like 85 percent us history " greatest country world" . founded genocide slavery. yup , checks out. countries participated genocide. difficult name country history participated genocide one way another.
til : graphics company nvidia named latin ' invidia ' , means ' envy '. also reason use color green , in" green envy" .
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind.
til japanese oil tanker captain fell cactus santa barbra oil field , provoking laughter local workers. 5 years later returned imperial japanese navy sub made first mainland shelling us oil
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. amazingly , every guns n roses band member appetite destruction still alive. motley too? like f..? none hold candle ozzy. he's actually donating body science dies figure lived drugs alcohol.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes method acting. helicopters middle earth.
til steve-o clown graduated ringling brothers barnum & bailey clown college
til luxembourg liberated nazism 1944 , returning government impressed regulations laws concerning tax employment nazis made , decided simply keep them.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. til anti-vaxers trying save economy. til pro universal healthcare people destroying economy. think patriotic leaders trying withdraw healthcare 20-30 million americans? killing everyone much easier increasing wages benefits.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. months sea probably care ship's integrity compromised ..
til 2012 interview thewrap , morgan freeman explained religious views follows :" hard question said start , think invented god. believe god , , think i'm god. "
til directing jurassic park , spielberg saw cgi t. rex , said stop motion animator phil tippett ," job ," tippett replied ," mean extinct? ". spielberg later incorporated dialogue here's example [ go motion ] ( [URL] ) rex tippet experimenting movie : [URL] decision use cgi. looked better expected. still made right call though. cgi jurassic park still realistic looking film despite 25 years old. groundbreaking 6 year old released blew mind mad dinosaurs ( jeff goldblum ) ever since.
til sitting bull touring buffalo bill's wild west show , impressed annie oakley's shooting abilities charmed character gave name" little sure shot" symbolically adopted daughter.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. sound like shill big children. .. adults?
til giant panda chi chi sexually attracted humans refused attempts mating giant pandas. instead made full sexual self-presentation zookeepers.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. masturbation animals ( using objects ; case dolphins use sand , use tortoise etc ) common may thing. done immediately copulation might also help reduce risk sexually transmitted diseases.
til chicken nugget invented cornell university food science professor , published results academically instead patenting them.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging [ loophole ] ( [URL] ) r / accidentalpun that's great sub , thanks roping in! loop. puns tight! ! #do get it? noose tight.
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til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. til anti-vaxers trying save economy.
til genghis khan tengrist , religiously tolerant interested learning philosophical moral lessons religions. consulted buddhist monks , muslims , christian missionaries , taoist monk qiu chuji. discriminate , would wipe entire populations regardless religious affiliation.
til hitler nazi officials outlawed animal cruelty including boiling live lobsters.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. kind genius really evil - let people dissenters come , give secret police holiday. hope kind trick works though. mao 60 years ago. , , work once. means works per generation people , no?
til debuting 1979 one-time , 13 - part series ," old house" one earliest home improvement shows. initially controversial among building contractors , cast afraid giving away secrets building trades.
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold shit neighborhood 0 % chance working out?
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. actually makes lot meaningful. hare nap job everyone would die anyways? guess story pointlessness achievement face unavoidable death?
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. nothing .. mormons baptize die! baptize people listed phone book. grandmother use baptize neighborhood kids / babies kitchen sink watching summer. catholic want babies going purgatory / hell. grew catholic .. non-clergy even baptisms? sounds weird. absence priest laymen perform baptisms roman catholicism.
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til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. evaded secret service managed make whitehouse grounds whilst underwear. someone shat brick night. either none whitehouse security team balls man handle russian premier back indoors , yeltsin drunk af embarrassing russia problem , choke holding head state diplomatic incident would also diplomatic incident , though , someone managed harm yeltsin state , part result sufficient protection around time.
til teenage fry cook went college study marine science , art , went create spongebob squarepants.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes love song ice fire books like show. however watch episodes. picture ned differently , still sean beans voice read first book. thought ned looking lot younger sean bean. ned 35ish book. joffrey taller rob jon tyrion 1 black eye bron supposed like 23. also , moon door actual door floor.
til 3 banana companies overthrew government honduras. wonder kind republic kind company that. important question , kind clothing would sell you?
til people red hair sensitive thermal pain , less sensitive electrically induced pain , require larger amounts anesthetics people without red hair due mutation melanocortin 1 receptor.
til 360 kilogrammes lunar soil samples brought back apollo missions rusted corroding vacuum bottle seals exposed water oxygen earth's atmosphere.
til eagles '" hotel california" written twilight zone styled metaphor l. a. beverly hills strange inhabitants. steely knives reference steely dan , inspired band bold lyrics.
til double-blind study published nature showed experienced astrologers better determining people psychological traits based location stars birth someone randomly guessing them. need double blind study tell matters divination imagined fantasies. taurus.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims also sadistic beleif ill suffer , often denying basic comforts medicine. piece shit person hid guise charity got away mostly hid people made others uncomfortable ( ill ).
til name hotmail chosen contains html , originally styled hotmail. 1996? ? til hotmail account since year zero. 13 year old really disappointed email address chose. could firstname.lastname instead whatever edgy name chose. friend recomended back two persons know initial + last name @hotmail
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material.
til plato gave definition man as" featherless bipeds ," diogenes plucked chicken brought plato's academy , saying ," behold! i've brought man ," academy added" broad flat nails" definition.
til two time medal honor recipient major general smedley butler wrote :" spent time high class muscle man big business , wall street bankers. short , racketeer , gangster capitalism.
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til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. actually makes lot meaningful. hare nap job everyone would die anyways? guess story pointlessness achievement face unavoidable death? reading employ animals form part critical communications infrastructure simply speed / reliability / fault-tolerance / integrity properties modern built environment needs.
til tree legally owns surrounding land land inherited offspring ," son tree owns itself"
til 4 us states completely banned billboards til 4 states banned them. taking rest guys long? we're resource-rich tourist destinations
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time * know of.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. raccoon hacked bank america account transferred money checking offshore account cayman islands.
til soviet composer dmitri shostakovich obsessive regularly sent cards test well postal service working.
til bruce lee avoided baked goods refined flour , describing providing empty calories nothing body.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. worried purity drugs? visit nearest police station illegal drugs tested - free charge! i'm pick free boat could boat , could * * * mystery box * * *.
til table beer served belgian schools 1980s. proposed re-introduce low alcohol beer ( < 1.5 % abv ) schools healthier alternative softdrinks.
til actor martin sheen arrested total 66 times protesting acts civil disobedience - recently 2007 trespassing nevada nuclear test facility.
til billionaire oil tycoon j. paul getty installed pay phone mansion guests use would billed calls.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. dwight right. need new plague! !!
til henry ford invent assembly line. invented ransom e. olds ( oldsmobile ).
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. yeh , maybe. he's filthy rich bullies basically scumbag losers. yeh. nice think , there's good chance bullies also successful ( obviously comparison average person , elon ). true. several bullies school pretty successful ( least i've heard ) best people i've known terrible things happen like getting cancer. karma real. success great form revenge nonetheless. well we're talking buddhism karma affect bullies ' reincarnation exist , impair current existence iirc
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims
til quetzalcoatl got drunk slept sister , quetzalpetlatl. upon waking next day , realized , stone box built , laid , set fire. zeus could've learned things guy oedipus plucked eyes found did. way every attempt tell story stage colossal disaster.
til united airlines broke dave carroll's $ 4500 guitar refused pay wrote protest song. next 4 weeks united's stock price fell 10 % , costing stockholders $ 180 million.
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. i'm uncomfortable , cant really explain ..
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " gene hackman asked starred superman said" give 2 million reasons why" particularly great reasons , taken together , become impossible refuse. wait minute , superman good though! ! f..! !! ?? superman iv however i've never heard this" superman iv" .. low budget movie terrible plot bad acting? / almost sarcasm try pretend idea never came like idea nicholas cage considered superman role. budget superman n64 believe
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con person attacked another congoer , adrianne stepped up. congoer? one congo? think related con. specifically congo-con person cosplaying amy. congogoer
til alec guinness agreed appear star wars negotiated deal doubled initial salary offer , guaranteed publicity film , would awarded 2.25 % gross royalties paid george lucas
til 1997 killer whale held great white shark upside 15 minutes , causing suffocate , ate liver.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank knocking power , messing hermit crabs throwing rocks. otto sounds like hellraiser.
til henry vii someone who's job wipe bottom him. called ' grooms stool ' henry vii 4 reign , knighted!
til actors played brother sister on" dexter" began dating , fell love , got engaged , got married , got divorced , continuing play brother sister tv. also entertain storyline thought interested ( adopted ) brother romantically. think post divorce , must've weird tbh , weird case. uncomfortable unnecessary plotline. plotlines dexter? season 4 show trash gawd season 4 awesome.
til president jimmy carter placed peanut farm blind trust elected president. term ended , found badly mismanaged $ 1 million debt.
til classic pc game" baldur's gate" developed , alongside engine , 18 months team 60 people never worked video game before. still one best rpg games ever made. recently re-released ' enhanced edition ' even enjoyable play now.
til cassowary's reputation disemboweling killing humans result local folklore. one recorded case fatal attack 89 years ago.
til george foreman originally paid 40 % profits endorsing george foreman grill. peak grill's sales , making 4.5 million dollars month. garage sales still awash things. almost bad shake weight , nutri bullet , soda stream. except grills awesome. always wondered made good burgers.
til treblinka guard kurt franz would hide small pistol boxing glove. would challenge prisoners boxing matches. right fight begin , franz would shoot prisoner dead.
til butane canisters manufactured exclusively south korea. exception single manufacturer houston texas.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. *
til review of" lulu" , collaboration metallica lou reed , chuck klosterman wrote :" red hot chili peppers acoustically covered 12 worst primus songs starbucks , would still ( slightly
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen
since 200 , pittsburgh steelers 27-9 record versus cincinnati bengals , making one most" one-sided rivalries" professional sports.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance holy shit , exactly came say. nuke too? implications comment massively scary. mean , many people would willingly stay sub deep underwater cramp / pressurized tube breathing recycled air.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. also remember hearing china big homeless population worried optics shown exposed olympics .. sudden homeless problem. tell world solved homelessness sounds like could great lot people right? chinese way could _eliminate_ homelessness. low caust
til steve-o clown graduated ringling brothers barnum & bailey clown college
til you. state texas roughly 10 % larger france almost twice large germany.
til woman jumped 86th floor empire state building , blown back onto ledge 85th floor gust wind.
til movie , - 571 , states americans responsible capturing first enigma machine. truth first enigma machine captured british , 7 months americans entered war. tony blair ridiculed movie prime minister's questions. bill clinton dismissed movie work fiction. americans never captured single enigma machine. 2 canadians , 13 british. watch hollywood films expect see us calvary ti rescue. fact russian blood us factories war.
til eleven cases blood alcohol content higher 1 % , poland holds five last one painful. every little tiny scratch scrape body soaked alcohol time. another note , may hold record cleanest person human history. hope fell asleep tub lay think get got progressively drunk. maybe thought she'd revolutionized alcohol consumption. didn't. i'll leave [ ] ( [URL] ) .. [ may seen informal version ] ( [URL] )
til prohibition , people used get prescriptions ' medical ' wine alcohol , like today weed.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us ive never heard life aside british people from? thought common across us.
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches wait cockroaches bite? ?? worry , sleeping inside mouth. inside ear
til galveston , texas ruled french pirates 1816 1821
til that" kiln" originally pronounced silent" n. " linguists believe written descriptions kilns reached people never heard ; assumed the" n" pronounced , mispronunciation took over.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. oh fucking * god * , poor guy. blame slightest. [ song ones wondering ] ( [URL] ) mexican , ofensive migth think. great song truly represents culture. like choose [ frijolero ] ( [URL] ) [ el sonidito ] ( [URL] )
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. wish day kazakhstan , tajikistan , kyrgyzstan , uzbekistan , afghanistan , pakistan would merge form huge single country called stanistan. uruguay combines paraguay form .. guayuaguay. czech republic merges slovakia form czechoslovakia. hold , game work? north carolina south carolina merge form superalabama! north south dakota combine even nothing.
til chicken nugget invented cornell university food science professor , published results academically instead patenting them.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. hell * * can't remember solution tasks three years. barely remember password internet webpages. google ask want remember password wait see password entered right one. legitimately changed password twice one day i'm bad remembering them. i'm 63 character password
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. still cannot get past fact he's stoke trent. drab , dismal , grey shithole planet .. outside lancashire.
til richard lawrence , 1835 attempted assassinate president andrew jackson funeral using two pistols shot point blank. misfired , president severely beat cane , wrestled submission davy crockett.
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged jules verne treasury kid , illustrations always blew away. think they're woodcuts? [URL] much wood would woodcutter cut woodcutter woodcut wood?
til jeffrey dahmer inspired emperor return jedi. wanted build a" temple" victims ' skulls could sit absorb a" spiritural force power"
til one two kellogg brothers obsessed preventing masturbation originally invented corn flakes reduce children.
niki lauda makes 1,200 , 00 year monetising forehead.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes " * reason , parts play , like boromir ned stark , life online long afterwards. keep seeing - call - memes? " * - sean bean he's us.
til inventor tang , also invented pop rocks , cool whip , form instant-set jell-o , convenience foods.
til possibility of" hypertumors" , cancer tumor gets big gets cancer
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. everyone wants solve overpopulation problem , want die. both. live kids , even stick 1 kid. that's china's trying achieve since 70s establishing one-child law. 2014 ( give take 2 years , bad memory ) changed 2 kids max. source : chinese
til of" gish gallop" , fallacious debate tactic drowning opponent flood individually-weak arguments , opponent cannot possibly answer every falsehood real time. named after" duane gish" , prominent member creationist
til : vicodin six times potent codeine , hence name vi ( roman numeran six ) - codin
til gary webb , reporter san jose mercury news first broke story cia involvement cocaine trade , found dead with" two gunshot wounds head. " death , 2004 , ruled
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " [ removed ] use 2nd keep rest. fucks someone gun? edit : rest amendments. civil rest. people tanks bombs missiles drones? gun nuts think government views glock kind threat?
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. south park something told watch whilst growing up. never really gave much time recently. always saw childish trash. blown away social commentary good show actually is.
til gary webb , reporter san jose mercury news first broke story cia involvement cocaine trade , found dead with" two gunshot wounds head. " death , 2004 , ruled cia bad news. whether dealing drugs , providing children pedophiles , assassinating foreign heads state , acts completely without moral compass.
students avoid making eye contact could guilty racism , oxford university says
til schmidt jack nicholson 2003 golden globe award best performance actor motion picture drama. upon accepting award , nicholson quipped :" i'm little surprised. thought made comedy. "
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. til anti-vaxers trying save economy. til pro universal healthcare people destroying economy. think patriotic leaders trying withdraw healthcare 20-30 million americans? killing everyone much easier increasing wages benefits.
til mae jemison , first female african-american astronaut , inspired apply nasa star trek character , lieutenant uhura. jemison later went make cameo appearance star trek : next generation.
til maned wolf's urine smells much like marijuana caused police rotterdam zoo go hunt cannabis smokers
til three gorges dam china massive slowed rotation earth 60 nanoseconds nothing like 320 nanoseconds changed op's mom came world. actual photo [ born ] ( [URL] )
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels. human equivalent figuring jerk conditioner shampoo? wait jerk conditioner? i'll right back five minutes. what's taking long?
til oprah born single mother , wore potato sacks clothes , molested family , gave birth stillborn child 14 like not. still gotta respect her. like oprah? raise hand here. consistently given platform pseudoscience hucksters , pressed , shrugs saying something along lines trying inform people dr. oz legitimate doctor saved peoples lives. goddamn snake oil salesman. know entirely oprah fault , enabled supported it. think kind shitty that.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. hahaha. that's cockroach's theme , though. mexican hat dance , also known el jarabe tapato. know tapatio sauce makes military breakfasts bearable. shitty powdered eggs grey ( reason ) cardboard bacon? liberal application tapatio mix together make okay skillet. tapatio , iirc , means" guadalajara" get wrong , also great basic sauce slather shit needs sauce get through. yep , means guadalajara think seen sauce mention. pretty good spice things up. although valentina best. el yucateco ya wimp
til founder scientology , l. ron hubbard , commanded submarine wwii. performance was" substandard ," almost started war mexico ordering crew fire coronado islands.
til review of" lulu" , collaboration metallica lou reed , chuck klosterman wrote :" red hot chili peppers acoustically covered 12 worst primus songs starbucks , would still ( slightly
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. i'm uncomfortable , cant really explain ..
til cuba maximum wage law due individuals cannot earn 20 you. s. dollars per month.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. relaxed drank fifth vodka every day sorry fifth? american always wondered. google maybe people know too. edit : thanks everyone , know international standard alcohol volumes ever thought would. fifth gallon. 75 cl. context people use cl instead l ml? never really see uk , rest europe see instead millilitres volumes drinks lot , 33cl 50cl opposed 330ml 500ml
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax soon known as" retail credit agency" following congressional testimony. < two weeks later > okay , calling ourselves" credit mcchecky clown penis" literally name left. let's hope nothing goes wrong time. could always washington redskins credit agency rename trump credit agency. way , matter happens least 1/3 rd country believe anything bad lie.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. think got idea movie? ? 93.6 % hollywood films inspired eric cartman. study done yale , can't seem find link however ..
til australian funnel web spiders accidentally toxic given fact venom appears fairly harmless many animals except primates primates native australia.
til founding fathers officially stated treaty tripoli that" government united states america , sense , founded christian religion" .
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. oh , sorry , thought america gawl , sharon! love suddenly like season 8 randy became best character. favorite south park trivia trey parker dad named randy geologist ..
til carrots actually help people see dark. myth propaganda used royal air force explain pilots improved success night air battles , actually used disguise advances radar technology.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. worried purity drugs? visit nearest police station illegal drugs tested - free charge! i'm pick free boat could boat , could * * * mystery box * * *.
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. dogs. good. i've yet meet doggy immediately like. people? fuck people. asshole dogs.
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero. rip. passed away yesterday. sad numerous levels. usually , one spouse passes far behind. that's usually spouses old. fallacy with" retire , die" . people usually retire they're top notch ..
til wwii british spies posed fake charity groups hand special monopoly games allied prisoners war. games compasses , maps , real money , useful tools escaping.
til three four longest recorded sniper kills canadians
til 20th president james a. garfield ambidextrous versed greek latin. would sometimes entertain friends ask questions writing answers simultaneously latin greek using hands.
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold shit neighborhood 0 % chance working out?
til vladimir great russia confronted choice converting russia christianity islam. eventually chose christianity , islamic teaching alcohol , saying ," drinking joy rus '. cannot exist without pleasure. "
til penn jillette penn teller painted finger nails red joke response mother telling get manicure people would looking hands , always keeps one finger nail painted red memory mother. he's cool dude celebrity speaks anti-vaccine nonsense alright book. see feel like. people want abortions people want vaccines. what's difference?
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" really fucking picture , ops fault come reddit find advert. want bars wall [ think it? ] ( [URL] ) im trouble locating large breasted woman.
til yreka , california , bakery operated 100 years called yreka bakery , formed palindrome. business closed gallery opened spot , named yrella gallery would also form palindrome. cool see hometown reddit! glad know forgotten smirk_face
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind. space race byproduct developing icbms .. spacex merely clever front future top time post / r / prorevenge .. " bully school? i'll strand mars prison" .
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. wow amazing work dairy lobby
til king george v england dragon tattoo arm
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. father 4 , 1 16 year old girl ; confirm kids best hit teens , blow half shared data plan 8 days think know every fucking thing. edit : data
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone.
til ferrari monaco since schumacher 2001!
til average , genetic similarity two humans 99.9 %. 2 3 times genetic diversity within wild chimpanzee population , entire human gene pool.
til mtv's" clone high" cartoon cancelled people india conducted massive hunger strike googling maxim article depicting gandhi , coming across cartoon , featured gandhi character.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance holy shit , exactly came say. nuke too? implications comment massively scary. mean , many people would willingly stay sub deep underwater cramp / pressurized tube breathing recycled air.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. something something getting nailed seamen loose hips sink ships.
til russia's economy ( $ 1.3 ) 69 % size italy's economy ( $ 1.9 ). climate russia challenge agriculture , whereas italy perfect climate [ spaghetti trees ] ( [URL] ). yeah , russia lower gdp canada 4 times population. countries similar climate , must reasons , russia's gdp would 4 times canada's is.
til credit card" chip" technology ( aka emv ) rolled us almost 25 years old damn. they'll probably phase europe soon far know already begun talking that. sure replacing nfc. denmark new cards contact-less. use pin purchases 30 $. brit seems strange me. uk card machines accept pin amount , contactless works payments 30.
til soviet composer dmitri shostakovich obsessive regularly sent cards test well postal service working.
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league least qualified european competition we're capable winning .. enjoy maccabi tel aviv away cunts tel aviv lovely city really. let's hope they're miserable. horrific away trip tho. must furthest trip , right?
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. * soup meal. soup sandwich - - that's meal! , fucking not. anything , white person meal. mexico actually consider meals events spend time families , something eat breakroom white company work
til actors played brother sister on" dexter" began dating , fell love , got engaged , got married , got divorced , continuing play brother sister tv. also entertain storyline thought interested ( adopted ) brother romantically. think post divorce , must've weird tbh , weird case. uncomfortable unnecessary plotline. plotlines dexter? season 4 show trash
til american captives vietnam war would authenticate new prisoner's american identity tapping first five notes of" shave haircut" , cell wall , waiting appropriate response
til us , ground floor called 1st floor inside buildings
til maned wolf's urine smells much like marijuana caused police rotterdam zoo go hunt cannabis smokers
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. , got hired 15 times. that's positive. find insulting get hired 15 times takes almost year 700 applications get part time job.
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters.
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged league ~ ~ light ~ ~ little 5.5 km. 20,00 would 110,00 km. earth measures 12,750 km across equator. go 20,00 leagues deep , would end 17.6 thousand leagues space. according wikipedia verne used paris league 4km , 80 00km total.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " he's like actor take every script he's given yet remains highly respected still offered great roles. nic cage started ( he's oscar winner ) destroyed career. nic cage already peaked con air face / off. cannot top performances matter are. enjoyed matchstick men loathe nic cage , weatherman amazing movie. what's reasoning behind loathing him? even like he's bad dude. understand cage hate. like i'm mega fan , understand hate.
til grizzly bears feared respected native americans hunting required company 4 10 warriors done preparation ceremoniality intertribal warfare. * * til 2008 sleuth 30 bears besieged platinum mining compound olyotorsky district northern kamchatka. two guards killed prevented workers leaving homes * * article! oh god , they're organizing. never thought would read" bears besieged" sentence
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " hear saying it. he's actually great actor. watch" cider house rules ," favourite ," quiet american. " he's british nicholas cage. wants actually try he's great , he's willing half-ass whatever nonsense want throw way , provided pay it. oh , that's really unfair. he's adenoidal , one. watch older films , 1960s era onwards. harry palmer , alfie , man would king , etc. much better actor cage
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged league ~ ~ light ~ ~ little 5.5 km. 20,00 would 110,00 km. earth measures 12,750 km across equator. go 20,00 leagues deep , would end 17.6 thousand leagues space. yeah always confused me. never seemed obvious distance travelled depth. depth fathoms , no?
til man arrested warrant 2016 returning copy movie freddy got fingered. tom green agreed pay fines outrageous sum
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging
til ravens observed calling wolves site dead animals open carcass leave scraps accessible them.
til steve jobs took acid , said" taking lsd profound experience , one important things life" would seem there's wide range experiences lsd. since often dark enough thoughts nightmares terrifying , i'd definitely rather risk it.
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. wow amazing work dairy lobby
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league traditions broken. sunderland go , arsenal fail make top 4. leicester broke football spurs arsenal , too. wenger beating mourinho
til aztecs made swords embedded prismatic obsidian blades far sharper even high quality present day steel razor blades. bonus , obsidian brittle break bone , making injury much brutal. good also shattered spanish steel. fucking pay win dlc. op plz nerf. buy conquistador pack $ 19.99! enemy wont know smit them.
til james cameron supposed make spider man film 1990s leonardo dicaprio spider man & arnold schwarzenegger doctor octopus
til humans ' closest relative , bonobos , peaceful female-run society sex used resolve conflict. they" make love , war. "
til cops died illness linked 9/11 perished day
til carl jung sigmund freud met first time , talked thirteen hours straight
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. til anti-vaxers trying save economy. .. surprising revelation
til ted kaczynski ( unabomber ) updated alumni information harvard 2012 : called eight life sentences" awards" current occupation as" prisoner"
til town florida named frostproof marketing plot claim town would never citrus frost. less two years founding frost killed citrus town.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. til anti-vaxers trying save economy. sacrificing children. people's children compromised immune systems. adults behind booster shots.
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. amazingly , every guns n roses band member appetite destruction still alive. motley too? like f..?
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind.
til wilmer valderrama purchased vista cruiser used on" ' 70s show" $ 500 series ended. wonder many people figured name fes foreign exchange student name fes tho. i'm pretty sure never learnt name. mean , think eric , donna , hyde , kelso umm .. mila even knew.
til monty python's , always look bright side life played pa system end every iron maiden concert.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. also remember hearing china big homeless population worried optics shown exposed olympics .. sudden homeless problem.
til jfk prescribed use rocking chair ease back pain , enjoyed much would give rocking chairs gifts friends , family , heads state.
til 1986 interview , jackie gleason said considered suing hanna-barbera flintstones copy honeymooners , passed lawyers cautioned ," want known guy yanked fred flintstone air? ".
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. actually makes lot meaningful. hare nap job everyone would die anyways? guess story pointlessness achievement face unavoidable death? reading employ animals form part critical communications infrastructure simply speed / reliability / fault-tolerance / integrity properties modern built environment needs.
til - edison died nikola tesla wrote negative obituary nyt - made fun hygiene work ethic know history two makes sense almost amazing people aware tesla-edison history. edit : documentaries besides comic oatmeal posted. jesus people , comment something original. sadly can't clam know much , know edison fucked tesla general shit lots great documentaries show life depth. like prestige?
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. homeowner without kids : umbrella f-ing cheap stupid it. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. insurance broker , advise keep car keys , fireworks , anything incendiary , kid lock key.
til nikola tesla able integral calculus head , leading teachers believe cheating.
til male chicks born egg farms , considered useless. thus , disposed , grinding alive.
til credit card" chip" technology ( aka emv ) rolled us almost 25 years old damn. they'll probably phase europe soon far know already begun talking that. sure replacing nfc. denmark new cards contact-less. use pin purchases 30 $. wow , that's surprisingly low. canada usually either $ 50 $ 100 depending place. things probably lot cheaper too.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " wanna hear michael caine impression? ' ello , name michael caine.
til dave chappelle offered role bubba forrest gump turned thought movie would unsuccessful.
giroud scored 26 goals france. 19 friendlies.
til you. state texas roughly 10 % larger france almost twice large germany.
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. uneducated , furthest category extinct still extinction spectrum , every animal fit spectrum. like category field mice? edit : thanks answers guys! i'm authority , humans listed as" least concern" . likely latter. really category beyond that. " excess" . people get ideas .. know people ideas .. worried someone might make sort .. [ modest proposal? ] ( [URL] )
til william shatner recorded wake call played space shuttle discovery crew last day docked iss. saying" space , final frontier. voyages space shuttle discovery. 30 - year mission : .."
til actor martin sheen arrested total 66 times protesting acts civil disobedience - recently 2007 trespassing nevada nuclear test facility. imagine could president like character west wing .. american politics much closer house cards moment west wing read dc insiders find veep realistic portrayal jobs.
til japanese kamikaze pilots allowed return find suitable target. one pilot shot ninth return. wonder ever change mind made break it. much place make break for. americans / british would certainly shoot attempted land somewhere. guess could bail , know given chutes. that's true ditched swam around would've picked up. shot like buffalo. course , i'd assume they'd taken prisoner practical defenders. easy ditch without parachute though? chutes , hard all.
til - edison died nikola tesla wrote negative obituary nyt - made fun hygiene work ethic almost amazing people aware tesla-edison history. edit : documentaries besides comic oatmeal posted. jesus people , comment something original. sadly can't clam know much , know edison fucked tesla general shit lots great documentaries show life depth. like prestige? yep. sad people know tesla inventing teleportation.
til death steve irwin , speculated series revenge killings , least ten stingrays found dead mutilated coast queensland that's literally last thing would wanted ..
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. episode 30 rock , character pete hornberger never overachieves avoid getting promoted head. pete underrated character. cared juust enough much. girlfriend recently mentioned watching 30 rock again. pay attention pete thoroughly convinced glue holds show together. one favorite parts 30 rock pete gets jack agree give per diem gas , situation , jack agree. " yes! hornberger! "
til carl jung sigmund freud met first time , talked thirteen hours straight
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. say find job love , never work day life. little tougher happen love smoking drinking whiskey , done. forget swallowing raw eggs. would raw eggs make voice rough? raw eggs would line throat could gargling harsh sounds without damaging vocal chords hurting throat. it'd like thick milkshake attempting extreme metal vocals.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. actual source wiki link book ' silk roads ' peter frankopan.
til james cameron supposed make spider man film 1990s leonardo dicaprio spider man & arnold schwarzenegger doctor octopus
audrey hepburn's first starring role ' roman holiday ' ( 1953 ). gregory peck insisted hepburn's name appear film's title font large :" got change she'll big star i'll look gregory peck awesome dude. would appear knew up. gonna turn audrey hepburn love-in , talk wait dark. god damn love movie.
til aztec empire one first societies mandatory education children regardless gender rank.
til general napier asked respect indian custom burning widows husband's funeral pyre , replied english custom hang murderers.
til : original 1983 v miniseries inspired 1935 novel happen american fascists replaced alien occupying force make easier market.
til oj simpson's father well-known drag queen sf area died aids 1986.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " hear saying it. he's actually great actor. watch" cider house rules ," favourite ," quiet american. " he's british nicholas cage. wants actually try he's great , he's willing half-ass whatever nonsense want throw way , provided pay it. oh , that's really unfair. he's adenoidal , one. watch older films , 1960s era onwards. harry palmer , alfie , man would king , etc. much better actor cage
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us well , there's sodium dasani , could little salty. there's probably semen protein water
til response a" catastrophic emergency ," united states government suspended replaced single , combined branch" coordinated" president , indefinitely.
til response a" catastrophic emergency ," united states government suspended replaced single , combined branch" coordinated" president , indefinitely. i'm flashbacks star wars prequels
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity. " synthesized uric acid , sold $ 25,00 build house it. warlock mars , bitch" - william shatner charlie sheen roast. actual quote? watch roast charlie sheen. says something sorts. shatner amazing , really really funny. also kind dick , accounts
til band chumbawamba , mainly known ubiquitous hit" tubthumping" , actually politically charged anarcho-punk band advised fans steal music chain stores.
.. annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank surroundings. imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " " nested simulations would taxing systems. we'll make physically impossible. "" how? "" i'm sure , we'll make something like speed light. " came comments , left questioning life.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes method acting. helicopters middle earth. really got character. lot work die 1st movie trilogy. watch extended. watching brormir faramir actually act together amazing makes miss boromir instead despising trying take ring can't hate boromir wanting take ring .. ring evil , manipulative little shit
til movie , - 571 , states americans responsible capturing first enigma machine. truth first enigma machine captured british , 7 months americans entered war.
til david hahn , 17 years old attempted build nuclear reactor backyard , one point emitting 100 times normal background radiation.
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity. " synthesized uric acid , sold $ 25,00 build house it. warlock mars , bitch" - william shatner charlie sheen roast. actual quote? watch roast charlie sheen. says something sorts. shatner amazing , really really funny.
til gino bartali - champion italian cyclist. wwii , cycled italy carrying messages italian resistance. even smuggled jews wagon secret compartment telling people part training.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. [ chart elon's life ] ( [URL] ) fucking hell i'm useless. dad gave 28,00 dollars bet could come something
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. 1. rent plane 2. bless rain clouds fly , turn local downfall holy water 3. secretly baptise everyone 4. ~ ~? ?? ~ ~ collect tithes 5. profit bless rain clouds aafricaa
warriors 5 team captains ( curry , kd , klay , dray iggy ) 15 players. one third roster made captains
til tic tacs mainly made sugar allowed labelled zero sugar per serving despite sugar due weight.
til : samuel morse invented telegraph received letter wife's failing health .. she'd died.
til yreka , california , bakery operated 100 years called yreka bakery , formed palindrome. business closed gallery opened spot , named yrella gallery would also form palindrome. cool see hometown reddit! glad know forgotten smirk_face hey fellow yrekian!
til least two peer-reviewed medical studies suggested stickers mr. yuk , green face used label poisonous household objects , effectively keep children away potential poisons may even attract children.
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. duff used drink gallon vodka per day. ' cut back ' 10 bottles wine day. pancreas swelled size rugby ball told continued drinking would die soon. he's picture health ever earth possible? died? human body lot stronger one may think. drink 20 beers day ive never felt better! * explosive diarrhea intensifies *
til kimi raikkonen two points away winning 2003 drivers championship winning one race entire season
students avoid making eye contact could guilty racism , oxford university says
til single asteroid , named hebe , origin 40 % meteorites hit earth.
til darko milicic , drafted 2nd overall 2003 nba draft ( carmelo anthony , dwyane wade chris bosh ) currently apple farmer serbia.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " gene hackman asked starred superman said" give 2 million reasons why" particularly great reasons , taken together , become impossible refuse. wait minute , superman good though! ! f..! !! ?? superman iv however i've never heard this" superman iv" .. low budget movie terrible plot bad acting? / almost sarcasm try pretend idea never came like idea nicholas cage considered superman role.
til woman started mothers day usa wished never started day commercialism behind got control
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. tall 78 storeys? well storey floor 78 floors tall floor? long piece string? many roads must man walk , call man?
til average , genetic similarity two humans 99.9 %. 2 3 times genetic diversity within wild chimpanzee population , entire human gene pool.
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax soon known as" retail credit agency" following congressional testimony. < two weeks later > okay , calling ourselves" credit mcchecky clown penis" literally name left. let's hope nothing goes wrong time. could always washington redskins credit agency rename trump credit agency. way , matter happens least 1/3 rd country believe anything bad lie.
til name hotmail chosen contains html , originally styled hotmail.
britain leaving eu europe
til rodney mullen considered the" godfather" modern street skating. he's credited inventing 37 tricks including flatground ollie , kickflip , heelflip , 360 flip.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. many confused. answer homeowner's insurance likely umbrella coverage. insurance clearly covered acts caused residents household. result , victims could sue parents actually get damages. homeowners insurance include? yep , umbrella policy. one added mine. $ 1 million covers pretty much anything around $ 300 / year. whats funny teenager moves it'll drop $ 120 / year! homeowner without kids : umbrella f-ing cheap stupid it. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never.
til programmers atari late 70s went ceo company asking royalties names included boxes , turned went formed company - - activision
til steve jobs took acid , said" taking lsd profound experience , one important things life" would seem there's wide range experiences lsd. since often dark enough thoughts nightmares terrifying , i'd definitely rather risk it. smart. know thyself truly know thyself afraid taking lsd truly know lsd would definitely afraid taking lsd. good-time party drug folks. exactly jobs described , profound experience. definitely fear almost like fear god.
til credit card" chip" technology ( aka emv ) rolled us almost 25 years old yeah , went england years ago , everyone chips. one kid market register thought card super advanced american chip. america behind lots stuff .. windows capability 500 years ago example. [ look this. ] ( [URL] ) wait wait wait .. thought everyone uses windows like that. americans don't?
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero. " fantastic four movie mistake" ~ stan lee * probably *
til 1984 mcdonalds offered free big macs , fries , coke gold silver bronze olympics. year soviet union boycotted us olympics therefore us got many medals expected became huge failure
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging fishwife hanged murdering illegitimate infant shortly birth. long long ago , especially evidenced roman empire , infanticide often even considered crime baby six months old. guess lived wrong era. [URL]
til colonel david stirling , founder sas , personally strangled 41 men.
til michael jackson would requested wine served diet coke cans flights , want kids see drinking alcohol.
til star wars , yoda's unusual speaking style maintained estonian dubs movie , grammatically correct.
til japanese kamikaze pilots allowed return find suitable target. one pilot shot ninth return. wikipedia article :" even fairy tales little children promoted kamikaze. " anyone know english translation? believe called winnie pooh brings death america.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging r / accidentalpun that's great sub , thanks roping in! loop. puns tight! ! #do get it? noose tight. still get it.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance performance navy though? recently collided boats? not. promoted!
til writing staff futurama held 3 ph. d. , seven master's degrees , cumulatively 50 years harvard university. series writer patric m. verrone stated ," easily overeducated cartoon writers history"
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen
til 2002 fake sequel harry potter appeared china title" harry potter bao zuolong. " book consists text jrr tolkien's hobbit names changed harry potter characters.
til english word cereal derived ' ceres ' , roman goddess harvest agriculture.
til sir isaac newton , master royal mint , personally went undercover bars taverns root rampant counterfeiting , high treason ( punishable hanged , drawn quartered ). successfully prosecuted 28
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. raccoon hacked bank america account transferred money checking offshore account cayman islands. raccoon stole 20 dollars?
til darko milicic , drafted 2nd overall 2003 nba draft ( carmelo anthony , dwyane wade chris bosh ) currently apple farmer serbia.
til world premiere blazing saddles took place drive-in theater burbank , ca 200 guests watched film horseback.
til scrappy-doo , widely considered one hated characters fiction , appeared animated scooby-doo production since 1988 due audience backlash.
til russia's economy ( $ 1.3 ) 69 % size italy's economy ( $ 1.9 ).
til prohibition , people used get prescriptions ' medical ' wine alcohol , like today weed.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels. human equivalent figuring jerk conditioner shampoo? wait jerk conditioner? i'll right back five minutes. what's taking long?
til 1959 , you. s. postal service successfully shipped mail using cruise missile , delivering cargo new jersey florida 22 minutes
til woman started mothers day usa wished never started day commercialism behind got control
til hunkerin ' , fad 1950s america people would rest squatting position hours time even hold hunkerin ' competitions
til korean dmz accidentally created one world's well-preserved nature reserves
til prohibition , people used get prescriptions ' medical ' wine alcohol , like today weed.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. overdue another #purge! people could wrap stop shitting many kids cause they're bored. really understand people children. wife really stable jobs city good economy affordable housing yet kid huge economical decision .. one whim ; plan right time it.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. oh fucking * god * , poor guy. blame slightest. [ song ones wondering ] ( [URL] ) mexican , ofensive migth think. great song truly represents culture. like choose [ frijolero ] ( [URL] ) [ el sonidito ] ( [URL] )
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. yeah , actually died narcissistic personality disorder. yeah can't believe dude commercial comparing fucking gandhi , egomaniac.
til reindeer one mammals see uv light , allowing see lichen , polar bears snow , urine trails people get cataract surgery eyes also report seeing you. v purple haze grocery story scanners you. v sources. see growing old bad haha edit * wow comment went crazy! i've read , we're capable seeing uv light lens protects blocks it. uv light damages vision , problem short-lived animals we're short-lived. lenses darkens time? get damaged uv? babies see world brightly aged people? sort of. uv light causes oxidization lens time causes yellow yes , cataracts. wear sunglasses even cloudy days. wear sunglasses night.
til 80s hair band winger trace massive mid - 90s downfall popularity mocked relentlessly on" beavis butt-head" subsequent mike judge projects
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. hell * * can't remember solution tasks three years. barely remember password internet webpages. google ask want remember password wait see password entered right one. legitimately changed password twice one day i'm bad remembering them. i'm 63 character password
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. something something getting nailed seamen loose hips sink ships.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. hence term" irony" * another made fact brought reddit * get made-up facts r / politics!
til town florida named frostproof marketing plot claim town would never citrus frost. less two years founding frost killed citrus town. never thought i'd see til local place seeing i'm middle nowhere
til eunus , slave-magician joked stage planned overthrow roman rule become king sicily. led huge slave uprising , kept promises spare lives left tips.
til sir isaac newton , master royal mint , personally went undercover bars taverns root rampant counterfeiting , high treason ( punishable hanged , drawn quartered ). successfully prosecuted 28
til jesus actor jim caviezel struck lightning whilst filming passion christ
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters. german. til kill shelters. too. shelter kill doggos? no-kill shelters over-crowded selective dogs take funding infinite. un-adoptable dogs no-kill shelters wait agony die. better kill them? know man , sounds wrong.
til picture severed japanese head tank turret published life magazine february 1 , 1943 , generated less protest letters image mistreated cat issue.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. seinfeld taught many lessons. one favorite remember courtesy wave. never double dip. re-gift eat peas one time. eat snickers bar knife fork.
til that" elephants capable swimmers. recorded swimming six hours without touching bottom , travelled far 48 km ( 30 mi ) stretch speeds 2.1 km / h ( 1 mph
til : 76 % known serial killers 20th century united states. key word is" known" countries catch acknowledge serial killers. russia bragged usa serial killers. truth never coordinated police force tie crimes together. like iran saying homosexuals.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. actual source wiki link book ' silk roads ' peter frankopan. ever read" years rice salt" kim stanley robinson? fiction , would've happened black death killed 90 % europe instead 50 %. good read.
til george washington massive chain strung across hudson river order keep british sailing upriver. link weighed 100 + pounds.
til : 76 % known serial killers 20th century united states. key word is" known" countries catch acknowledge serial killers. russia bragged usa serial killers. truth never coordinated police force tie crimes together.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families.
til 20th president james a. garfield ambidextrous versed greek latin. would sometimes entertain friends ask questions writing answers simultaneously latin greek using hands.
david robinson grew tall ( 7 ' 0" graduation ) naval academy could served sea , hurting career us navy. instead leaving academy , compromise served two years shore duty
til bridget loves bernie , highest rated tv show ever canceled one season. cbs show creators forced cancel show receiving death threats jews , angered show featured catholic marrying jew.
til luxembourg liberated nazism 1944 , returning government impressed regulations laws concerning tax employment nazis made , decided simply keep them.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen [ knew ] ( [URL] ) edit : seriously , [ knew ] ( [URL] ).
til cuba maximum wage law due individuals cannot earn 20 you. s. dollars per month.
til international data code switzerland ch , stands confoederatio helvetica , latin name country. switzerland chose code avoid favouring four official languages.
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. .. realized like dogs alive 9/11 probably dead .. =[
til enough water lake superior flood entire landmasses north south america depth 1 foot. contains 3 quadrillion gallons fresh water.
til japanese kamikaze pilots allowed return find suitable target. one pilot shot ninth return. wikipedia article :" even fairy tales little children promoted kamikaze. " anyone know english translation? believe called winnie pooh brings death america.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. evaded secret service managed make whitehouse grounds whilst underwear. someone shat brick night. either none whitehouse security team balls man handle russian premier back indoors , yeltsin drunk af embarrassing russia problem , choke holding head state diplomatic incident
til honey bees ejaculate forcefully penises explode. kills honey bee.
til double-blind study published nature showed experienced astrologers better determining people psychological traits based location stars birth someone randomly guessing them.
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. tall 78 storeys? well storey floor 78 floors tall floor? long piece string? many roads must man walk , call man?
til : nixon sent champagne note saying" justice ultimately prevails" mark felt pardoned reagan. 30 years later , revealed mark felt was" deep throat" helped bring watergate cover-up light. good ol ' days government held accountable actions edit : probably put / end this. think sarcasm came across. remember spying without warrant something concerned about? remember americans condemned torture barbaric shameful? 24 told ends justify means fine. [ jack bauer also told shoving bath towel someones throat remove stomach pulled out. ] ( [URL] )
til vietnam war 30,00 american draft dodgers fled canada , number canadians volunteered fight
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. yeah , actually died narcissistic personality disorder. yeah can't believe dude commercial comparing fucking gandhi , egomaniac.
til johann tetzel , indulgence salesman martin luther's time , asked indulgence could purchased future sins. said yes , later beaten robbed buyer , said act future sin question.
til mike myers loosely based dr. evil character former snl boss lorne micheals. dr. evil's phrase" throw frickin ' bone , people ," supposedly something michaels said many times script
til : british used concentration camps commit genocide kenya 1950 ' s.
til classic pc game" baldur's gate" developed , alongside engine , 18 months team 60 people never worked video game before. still one best rpg games ever made. recently re-released ' enhanced edition ' even enjoyable play now.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. never liked seinfeld younger. maybe appreciate older. possibly. think may hard time identifying b / c lot conflict lost b / c technology. imagine living world w / cell phones.
til japanese kamikaze pilots allowed return find suitable target. one pilot shot ninth return. wikipedia article :" even fairy tales little children promoted kamikaze. " anyone know english translation? believe called winnie pooh brings death america.
trivia : winner hungarian gp gone win title since 2004
til jaleel white hated playing role steve urkel in" family matters. " series cancelled , said ," ever see character , take put bullet head put misery. "
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance army get promoted based fast run two miles. buddy mine great leadership capabilities got passed guy eats crayons run.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " they're realizing able transcend it. even beginning believe real chance within lifetimes. " " damn. sim 7422 reached awareness again. wipe start over. "
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax ha , sallie mae thing reason. think know , navient.
chiefs qb elvis grbac selected people's" sexiest athlete alive" 1998 accident. rather offend grbac , magazine ran
til recent educational experiment suggested reading" boy cried wolf" increased children's likelihood lying. hand , reading book george washington cherry tree decreased likelihood dramatically.
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. there's message somewhere promoting someone higher responsibilities based past experience based qualifications. maybe important promote higher based actual ability rather qualification ( winning race )
til korean dmz accidentally created one world's well-preserved nature reserves
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. wow amazing work dairy lobby dairy industry done impressive things years. food pyramid designed specifically encourage milk cheese consumption help struggling dairy farmers.
til george washington massive chain strung across hudson river order keep british sailing upriver. link weighed 100 + pounds.
til african american men incarcerated you. s. total prison populations india , argentina , canada , lebanon , japan , germany , finland , israel england combined.
til 360 kilogrammes lunar soil samples brought back apollo missions rusted corroding vacuum bottle seals exposed water oxygen earth's atmosphere.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging fishwife hanged murdering illegitimate infant shortly birth. well blame then. gave birth ungodly human / fish chimera would expect do? kill get's big. mean , makes sense me.
til actors played brother sister on" dexter" began dating , fell love , got engaged , got married , got divorced , continuing play brother sister tv. also entertain storyline thought interested ( adopted ) brother romantically. think post divorce , must've weird tbh , weird case. uncomfortable unnecessary plotline. plotlines dexter? season 4 show trash gawd season 4 awesome.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families.
til gowanus canal brooklyn , nyc polluted unidentifiable new forms microbiological life arisen sludge
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. [URL] hahaha. that's cockroach's theme , though. mexican hat dance , also known el jarabe tapato. know tapatio sauce makes military breakfasts bearable. shitty powdered eggs grey ( reason ) cardboard bacon? liberal application tapatio mix together make okay skillet. tapatio , iirc , means" guadalajara" get wrong , also great basic sauce slather shit needs sauce get through. also pretty good sign restaurant more-or-less authentic. edit : guess wrong. todo : try valentina.
til classic pc game" baldur's gate" developed , alongside engine , 18 months team 60 people never worked video game before.
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches wait cockroaches bite? ?? worry , sleeping inside mouth. inside ear since can't turn around inside ear canal , burrow deeper brain.
til last words serial killer peter krten were" tell .. head chopped , still able hear , least moment , sound blood gushing stump neck? would pleasure end pleasures. " mean guy real jerk.
til coelacanths thought extinct since cretaceous period , yet discovered alive 1938
til that" elephants capable swimmers. recorded swimming six hours without touching bottom , travelled far 48 km ( 30 mi ) stretch speeds 2.1 km / h ( 1 mph
til cuba maximum wage law due individuals cannot earn 20 you. s. dollars per month.
til writing staff futurama held 3 ph. d. , seven master's degrees , cumulatively 50 years harvard university. series writer patric m. verrone stated ," easily overeducated cartoon writers history"
til davy crockett , congressman you. s. house representatives , opposed president andrew jackson's 1830 indian removal act member tennessee delegation vote it. six years later died defending alamo.
til vanessa carlton wrote riff for" thousand miles" 1998. upon hearing mother told her" vanessa , that's hit song. "
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. would raw eggs make voice rough? raw eggs would line throat could gargling harsh sounds without damaging vocal chords hurting throat. it'd like thick milkshake attempting extreme metal vocals. mean , i'd probably rather milkshake. healthy metal vocals. vegan black metal , kvlt right now.
til : 76 % known serial killers 20th century united states. key word is" known" countries catch acknowledge serial killers. russia bragged usa serial killers. truth never coordinated police force tie crimes together. like iran saying homosexuals. thought implying killed
til schmidt jack nicholson 2003 golden globe award best performance actor motion picture drama. upon accepting award , nicholson quipped :" i'm little surprised. thought made comedy. "
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " he's like actor take every script he's given yet remains highly respected still offered great roles. nic cage started ( he's oscar winner ) destroyed career.
til movie , - 571 , states americans responsible capturing first enigma machine. truth first enigma machine captured british , 7 months americans entered war.
til : vicodin six times potent codeine , hence name vi ( roman numeran six ) - codin
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us ive never heard life aside british people from? thought common across us.
til 3 banana companies overthrew government honduras.
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. anyone care explain raw eggs whiskey changes person's voice? whiskey cigarettes work like charm. source : tom waits
til michael jackson would requested wine served diet coke cans flights , want kids see drinking alcohol. " there's accident like geico , thought burned like pepsi michael" - kanye west , wire , song car crash early career. voice generation , y'all. " generation's closest thing einstein. " * kanye west ," saint pablo" nobody loves kanye much kanye loves kanye. wish someone loved much kanye loves kanye
til british supermarket chain iceland eu-wide trademark name , take legal action icelandic companies use it. icelandic government applied trademark invalidated , far without success.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. something something getting nailed seamen loose hips sink ships. would still stick with" loose lips" , different set. seaman guzzler! report! seaman staines? !? ! anybody!
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches wait cockroaches bite? ??
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us americans say" got lot spunk kid" . said you. k would arrested. maybe 1940s .. gal's got moxie! look well takes spunk!
til woman started mothers day usa wished never started day commercialism behind got control
til steve jobs took acid , said" taking lsd profound experience , one important things life" would seem there's wide range experiences lsd. since often dark enough thoughts nightmares terrifying , i'd definitely rather risk it. maybe always disappointed bored experience every time tried it. maybe cheap stuff tried handful times life different" retailers. "
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. kind genius really evil - let people dissenters come , give secret police holiday. hope kind trick works though. mao 60 years ago. , , work once. means works per generation people , no?
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. hell * * can't remember solution tasks three years.
til possibility of" hypertumors" , cancer tumor gets big gets cancer
til : jeff daniels got paid $ 50,00 role dumb dumber , jim carrey got paid $ 7mil.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. months sea probably care ship's integrity compromised ..
til despite immense wealth , john d. rockefeller always took train mansion downtown new york office every day. often harassed beggars passengers , refused travel bodyguards use private transportation.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. sailors , much like prisoners , historically relations members sex crew due lack women. possible? turn gay there's women around? , don't" turn gay" . cums point though warm hole warm hole. edit : there's nothing gay exploring! i'm done puns yeah nothing gay it. two straight dudes butt sex. mean think , gayest thing world sex woman. soft frilly smell like flowers. that's straight queer. fucking dude? muscles sweat , manly thing do.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims also sadistic beleif ill suffer , often denying basic comforts medicine. piece shit person hid guise charity got away mostly hid people made others uncomfortable ( ill ).
til lexus april fool's day joke , introduced" variable load coupling rear orientation ( v-lcro )" seats , technology attaches driver seat velcro allow aggressive turns.
warriors 5 team captains ( curry , kd , klay , dray iggy ) 15 players. one third roster made captains
til butane canisters manufactured exclusively south korea. exception single manufacturer houston texas.
til 1975 , physicist kip thorne bet stephen hawking one year issues penthouse magazine black holes exist. thorne won.
til actor martin sheen arrested total 66 times protesting acts civil disobedience - recently 2007 trespassing nevada nuclear test facility. illusive man strikes martin sheen great pick character.
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. .. realized like dogs alive 9/11 probably dead .. =[ dog born 199 happy_face dog still alive? isn't. probably dispose body. is. turning 18 june.
til 7 players tournament big 4 competed. stan one since 2010
til that" kiln" originally pronounced silent" n. " linguists believe written descriptions kilns reached people never heard ; assumed the" n" pronounced , mispronunciation took over.
til grizzly bears feared respected native americans hunting required company 4 10 warriors done preparation ceremoniality intertribal warfare. * * til 2008 sleuth 30 bears besieged platinum mining compound olyotorsky district northern kamchatka. two guards killed prevented workers leaving homes * * article! oh god , they're organizing.
til hamburgers called started burgers made ham , actually named german city hamburg
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. say find job love , never work day life. little tougher happen love smoking drinking whiskey , done.
til battle germantown , 177 , cease fire called due small terrier wandering battlefield.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " they're realizing able transcend it. even beginning believe real chance within lifetimes. " " damn. sim 7422 reached awareness again. wipe start over. "
til judd apatow watched movie" true romance" idea floyd , beloved stoner character played brad pitt , finally leaving apartment getting chased bad guys. idea ended becoming" pineapple express" .
til shooting american f - 117 stealth attack aircraft 199 , serbian propaganda posters read" sorry , know invisible"
til recordings existed alexander graham bell's voice wax cardboard disc discovered 2013. hear bell say scottish-tinged accent" hear voice. .. . alexander. . graham. . bell"
til david letterman created scholarship average" c student ," recognizing marks , extraordinary amazing ways.
til english word cereal derived ' ceres ' , roman goddess harvest agriculture.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. * soup meal. depends soup. pho soup meal. mostly non-soup parts.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. went become one evil morally deprived corporations existence ..
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold hoa's : even once. usually" hoa's : never again" , folks get wise previous home shopping. grew without hoas , grew family farm , surrounded ritzy subdivisions hoas , heard nothing horror stories them. got place , refused accept anything hoa. consider hoa neighborhoods purchasing. deal shitty neighbors occasion , price freedom. sounds like hoa guarantees least one shitty neighbour anyway.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. " boris yeltsin first words you. s. president clinton upon meeting 1995 , think o. j. it? " guy like relaxed uncle.
til vanessa carlton wrote riff for" thousand miles" 1998. upon hearing mother told her" vanessa , that's hit song. "
til world premiere blazing saddles took place drive-in theater burbank , ca 200 guests watched film horseback.
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax ha , sallie mae thing reason. think know , navient. * ahem * xfiniti cough * spectrum * cough yeah really suck cox. spectrum , pay $ 55 / mo 250/25 bandwidth caps. pretty much everyone talk worse speeds higher price.
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. dogs. good. i've yet meet doggy immediately like. people? fuck people. asshole dogs.
til hitler nazi officials outlawed animal cruelty including boiling live lobsters.
til kangaroos fart burp. instead , methane converted acetate , used generate energy
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " wanna hear michael caine impression? ' ello , name michael caine.
til sitting bull touring buffalo bill's wild west show , impressed annie oakley's shooting abilities charmed character gave name" little sure shot" symbolically adopted daughter. sounds suspiciously like something a" wild west show" promoter would come with. welcome like 85 percent us history " greatest country world" . founded genocide slavery. yup , checks out.
til movie , - 571 , states americans responsible capturing first enigma machine. truth first enigma machine captured british , 7 months americans entered war.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. island women , defeating english navy power pussy. well , english disease ( regular venereal ) went kill 9/10 tahiti population.
til valentine's day japan , women give male co-workers chocolate. unpopular co-workers receive cheap giri-choko (" ultra-obligatory" chocolate ) others receive honmei-choko (" true feeling chocolate" ).
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. i'm christian , bible got absolutely right said ," love money root evil. " well , actually says" root kinds evil. " translation holding as" correct? " sell translation says love money totally fine. guy translates
til male chicks born egg farms , considered useless. thus , disposed , grinding alive. faint heart. [ ns ] ( [URL] ) | [ fw ] ( [URL] )
til queen elizabeth ii trained mechanic. learned skills wwii ( 1945 ) part auxiliary territorial service.
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. tall 78 storeys? well storey floor 78 floors tall floor? long piece string? many roads must man walk , call man?
til actors played brother sister on" dexter" began dating , fell love , got engaged , got married , got divorced , continuing play brother sister tv. there's something actress. kinda hot , sometimes , kinda strange looking.
til dave chappelle offered role bubba forrest gump turned thought movie would unsuccessful.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. evaded secret service managed make whitehouse grounds whilst underwear. someone shat brick night. either none whitehouse security team balls man handle russian premier back indoors , yeltsin drunk af embarrassing russia problem , choke holding head state diplomatic incident would also diplomatic incident , though , someone managed harm yeltsin state , part result sufficient protection around time.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. evaded secret service managed make whitehouse grounds whilst underwear. someone shat brick night. either none whitehouse security team balls man handle russian premier back indoors , yeltsin drunk af embarrassing russia problem , choke holding head state diplomatic incident would also diplomatic incident , though , someone managed harm yeltsin state , part result sufficient protection around time.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape.
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001.
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax
til korean dmz accidentally created one world's well-preserved nature reserves
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. actually makes lot meaningful. hare nap job everyone would die anyways? guess story pointlessness achievement face unavoidable death?
til single helmet air force's new f - 35 fighter costs $ 400,00
til hamburgers called started burgers made ham , actually named german city hamburg
til actor martin sheen married woman 56 years
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. raccoon hacked bank america account transferred money checking offshore account cayman islands. raccoon stole 20 dollars?
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen [ knew ] ( [URL] ) edit : seriously , [ knew ] ( [URL] ). jesus christ. anyone marketing stop say" hey , maybe guy lying back , mouth wide open , eyes closed. sort looks like getting facial. " i've never seen water ad person drinking missing mouth
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. remember pudding eating bm yesterday .. " .. pudding eating , going sue" said trey parker. probably heard took scene post. .. eat then? ??
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. relaxed drank fifth vodka every day sorry fifth? american always wondered. google maybe people know too. edit : thanks everyone , know international standard alcohol volumes ever thought would. fifth gallon. 75 cl. context people use cl instead l ml? never really see uk , rest europe see instead millilitres volumes drinks lot , 33cl 50cl opposed 330ml 500ml
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels. human equivalent figuring jerk conditioner shampoo?
til seinfeld episode" revenge" based experience screenwriter larry david , quit job saturday night live , felt made mistake reached home , returned following morning nothing happened.
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. job's belief alternative medicine surprising. one point fruitarian believed fruitarians bo , bathe. iirc ashton kutcher tried replicate diet stop due development pancreatic issues. movie role?
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. yeah , actually died narcissistic personality disorder. yeah can't believe dude commercial comparing fucking gandhi , egomaniac.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging fishwife hanged murdering illegitimate infant shortly birth. long long ago , especially evidenced roman empire , infanticide often even considered crime baby six months old. guess lived wrong era. [URL] that's incredibly heartbreaking know.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " [ removed ] want sad_face want smile mean .. wish could get along like used middle school .. wish could bake cake filled rainbows smiles everyone would eat happy ..
til oprah born single mother , wore potato sacks clothes , molested family , gave birth stillborn child 14
til - edison died nikola tesla wrote negative obituary nyt - made fun hygiene work ethic know history two makes sense almost amazing people aware tesla-edison history. edit : documentaries besides comic oatmeal posted. jesus people , comment something original. sadly can't clam know much , know edison fucked tesla general shit lots great documentaries show life depth. like prestige?
til hamburgers called started burgers made ham , actually named german city hamburg
til response a" catastrophic emergency ," united states government suspended replaced single , combined branch" coordinated" president , indefinitely.
til people red hair sensitive thermal pain , less sensitive electrically induced pain , require larger amounts anesthetics people without red hair due mutation melanocortin 1 receptor.
til gunsmoke , longest running television series 20th century , cancelled abruptly cbs even bother tell cast crew. read trade publications next day.
storyline chronological order ridley scott's alien prequels goes" prometheus , awakening , covenant" . awakening screenplay already written along elizabeth shaw david 8 featured it.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly shame people learned mistakes pre-ww 2 germany.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" really fucking picture , ops fault come reddit find advert. want bars wall [ think it? ] ( [URL] ) im trouble locating large breasted woman.
til thomas jefferson kept shetland sheep white house. attacked several people , killed small boy , eventually called" abominable animal" . adorab - wait , * killed * child? back then? presidents goat killed one children. take it? " oh ok mr. president. love anyways" * kicks * well kids back pretty decent chance diying anyways.
til historians believe fate christianity hinged battle tours arab invasion force defeated frankish force present-day france , preventing spread islam western europe preserving christianity religion europe.
til steve jobs took acid , said" taking lsd profound experience , one important things life" would seem there's wide range experiences lsd. since often dark enough thoughts nightmares terrifying , i'd definitely rather risk it. maybe always disappointed bored experience every time tried it. maybe cheap stuff tried handful times life different" retailers. "
til marvel's first movie , howard duck , bombed box office. cost estimated $ 37 million , grossed $ 38 million internationally , netting $ 1 million.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. something something getting nailed seamen
til drummer police composed spyro dragon soundtrack
since 200 , pittsburgh steelers 27-9 record versus cincinnati bengals , making one most" one-sided rivalries" professional sports.
til medal honor recipient , master sergeant roy benavidez. 37 wounds bullets , bayonets , shrapnel. thought dead , spit face doctor zipping body bag.
til michael jackson would requested wine served diet coke cans flights , want kids see drinking alcohol.
til least two peer-reviewed medical studies suggested stickers mr. yuk , green face used label poisonous household objects , effectively keep children away potential poisons may even attract children.
til sir isaac newton , master royal mint , personally went undercover bars taverns root rampant counterfeiting , high treason ( punishable hanged , drawn quartered ). successfully prosecuted 28
til day crew battleship uss texas intentionally flooded torpedo tube order cause 2 degree list , giving main guns enough extra elevation boost range & hit target mainland. wwii-era russian tanks often said happiest tanks world? barely gun depression laughing_face [ meanwhile america ] ( [URL] ) ( i'm like 50 % sure go little lower )
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. dogs. good. i've yet meet doggy immediately like. people? fuck people. asshole dogs.
til historians believe fate christianity hinged battle tours arab invasion force defeated frankish force present-day france , preventing spread islam western europe preserving christianity religion europe.
til russia's economy ( $ 1.3 ) 69 % size italy's economy ( $ 1.9 ).
til michael jackson would requested wine served diet coke cans flights , want kids see drinking alcohol. " there's accident like geico , thought burned like pepsi michael" - kanye west , wire , song car crash early career. voice generation , y'all. " generation's closest thing einstein. " * kanye west ," saint pablo" nobody loves kanye much kanye loves kanye. wish someone loved much kanye loves kanye
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. kind genius really evil - let people dissenters come , give secret police holiday. hope kind trick works though. mao 60 years ago. , , work once. means works per generation people , no?
til clippy unpopular time , part windows xp's marketing making people aware could disable him. always changed dog tricks .. wow feel old. also desktop sheep app?
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers.
til astronaut sunita williams first person run marathon space , finishing 4 hours 24 minutes treadmill aboard international space station.
til actors played brother sister on" dexter" began dating , fell love , got engaged , got married , got divorced , continuing play brother sister tv. there's something actress. kinda hot , sometimes , kinda strange looking.
til vietnam war 30,00 american draft dodgers fled canada , number canadians volunteered fight
til grizzly bears feared respected native americans hunting required company 4 10 warriors done preparation ceremoniality intertribal warfare. * * til 2008 sleuth 30 bears besieged platinum mining compound olyotorsky district northern kamchatka. two guards killed prevented workers leaving homes * * article! oh god , they're organizing. never thought would read" bears besieged" sentence
til genghis khan tengrist , religiously tolerant interested learning philosophical moral lessons religions. consulted buddhist monks , muslims , christian missionaries , taoist monk qiu chuji. discriminate , would wipe entire populations regardless religious affiliation.
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. still cannot get past fact he's stoke trent. drab , dismal , grey shithole planet .. outside lancashire.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. months sea probably care ship's integrity compromised .. " well guys looks like we're gonna stay fix boat. darn. " captain ; got bad news lads. ship literally falling apart stay .. sailors : woohoo! captain : .. nails .. sailors : mutiny! " rape pillage get nails back go home! " " ah , royal majesty , * barbaric * tribes attacked us stole screws , .. attacked back screws. that's took us long return home. "
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax ha , sallie mae thing reason. think know , navient.
til fat duck , michellin three-star restaurant england , employs forty-two chefs. one customer.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. yeh , maybe. he's filthy rich bullies basically scumbag losers. yeh. nice think , there's good chance bullies also successful ( obviously comparison average person , elon ). true. several bullies school pretty successful ( least i've heard ) best people i've known terrible things happen like getting cancer. karma real. success great form revenge nonetheless. well we're talking buddhism karma affect bullies ' reincarnation exist , impair current existence iirc
til directing jurassic park , spielberg saw cgi t. rex , said stop motion animator phil tippett ," job ," tippett replied ," mean extinct? ". spielberg later incorporated dialogue here's example [ go motion ] ( [URL] ) rex tippet experimenting movie : [URL] decision use cgi. looked better expected. still made right call though. cgi jurassic park still realistic looking film despite 25 years old. groundbreaking 6 year old released blew mind mad dinosaurs ( jeff goldblum ) ever since.
til two time medal honor recipient major general smedley butler wrote :" spent time high class muscle man big business , wall street bankers. short , racketeer , gangster capitalism.
til author goodnight moon ( margaret wise brown ) died 42 showing doctor healthy feeling. kicked leg , dislodging blood clot travelled heart killed her.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. masturbation animals ( using objects ; case dolphins use sand , use tortoise etc ) common may thing. done immediately copulation might also help reduce risk sexually transmitted diseases.
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero. " fantastic four movie mistake" ~ stan lee * probably *
til plato distinguished gymnast wrestler , well known wrestling prowess.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. 1. rent plane 2. bless rain clouds fly , turn local downfall holy water 3. secretly baptise everyone 4. ~ ~? ?? ~ ~ collect tithes 5. profit bless rain clouds aafricaa
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. mean , angel , likes customers? business owners thrive them.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. dolphin without hands? dolphin penises prehensile. like tentacles. take moment think that. til i'm never swimming ocean again.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. fault [ removed ]
til gary webb , reporter san jose mercury news first broke story cia involvement cocaine trade , found dead with" two gunshot wounds head. " death , 2004 , ruled
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. everyone freaking : seal extinct. fact well listed as" least concern" - - furthest category from" extinct" . uneducated , furthest category extinct still extinction spectrum , every animal fit spectrum. like category field mice? edit : thanks answers guys! i'm authority , humans listed as" least concern" . likely latter. really category beyond that. " excess" .
til aztecs made swords embedded prismatic obsidian blades far sharper even high quality present day steel razor blades.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" things never change. ain't broke .. .. drinking fast enough. need faster , barry.
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. trouble believing would good customer facing employee .. especially service role. i'd rather face service roll anyway follow me. nicki minaj often like pizza chinese buffet. see , respect , i'm feeling moment.
til teenage fry cook went college study marine science , art , went create spongebob squarepants.
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero. rip. passed away yesterday. sad numerous levels. usually , one spouse passes far behind. that's usually spouses old. fallacy with" retire , die" . people usually retire they're top notch ..
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. reminded ted talk one shooter's mother did. however , page crashing now. , reddit thread that? ted tedx? what's difference?
til vietnam war 800 murders attempted murders superior officers enlisted soldiers investigated. term ' fragging ' coined due popular use fragmentation grenades commit murders.
til abusing alcohol drugs better half life , iconic jazz singer billie holiday swindled earnings died 70 cents ( us $ 6 2016 dollars ) bank.
til gary webb , reporter san jose mercury news first broke story cia involvement cocaine trade , found dead with" two gunshot wounds head. " death , 2004 , ruled considering ended aids likely came blood transfusion , idk look either fek looks like poorly executed attempt cover fact got aids extra-conjugal homosexual intercourse. done past , fact distinct possibility. vagina aids , gay aids almost impossible man contract hiv vaginal intercourse.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging
til nirvana's cover david bowie's" man sold world" 1993 mtv unplugged album revitalized people's interest bowie also leading younger listeners think covering nirvana , much annoyance.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes " * reason , parts play , like boromir ned stark , life online long afterwards. keep seeing - call - memes? " * - sean bean he's us. shit. we've discovered. everybody scatter! memes man? ! cops gonna find them! either flush ' em shove ' em ass , one , get sight! edit : f.. , i've never even watched rick morty. reference unintentional.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " i've never heard this" superman iv" .. low budget movie terrible plot bad acting? / almost sarcasm try pretend idea never came like idea nicholas cage considered superman role. budget superman n64 believe remember grandparents buying [ game ] ( [URL] ) excited end week threw fucking trash what? flying rings cup tea? [ worst 7 minutes 37 seconds ever ] ( [URL] )
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. oh fucking * god * , poor guy. blame slightest. tell it! guy grand prix essentially mocked triumph. dunno , would love someone played" america , fuck yea" something equally stereotypical.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. 1. rent plane 2. bless rain clouds fly , turn local downfall holy water 3. secretly baptise everyone 4. ~ ~? ?? ~ ~ collect tithes 5. profit bless rain clouds aafricaa
til gunsmoke , longest running television series 20th century , cancelled abruptly cbs even bother tell cast crew. read trade publications next day.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. homeowner without kids : umbrella f-ing cheap stupid it. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. insurance broker , advise keep car keys , fireworks , anything incendiary , kid lock key.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. dolphin without hands? dolphin penises prehensile. like tentacles. take moment think that. til i'm never swimming ocean again. i'm going go swimming ocean right ( )
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. there's also dilbert principle , states companies promote incompetent employees management , less damage.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. hell * * can't remember solution tasks three years.
til : 76 % known serial killers 20th century united states. key word is" known" countries catch acknowledge serial killers. russia bragged usa serial killers. truth never coordinated police force tie crimes together. like iran saying homosexuals.
til popularity snes caught attention yakuza , prompting nintendo ship consoles night prevent theft.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. never liked seinfeld younger. maybe appreciate older. possibly. think may hard time identifying b / c lot conflict lost b / c technology. imagine living world w / cell phones.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " [ removed ] want sad_face want smile mean ..
til fat duck , michellin three-star restaurant england , employs forty-two chefs. one customer.
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections.
til death steve irwin , speculated series revenge killings , least ten stingrays found dead mutilated coast queensland
til carl jung sigmund freud met first time , talked thirteen hours straight
til 4 us states completely banned billboards
til donald duck loved scandinavian countries sweden make illegal vote political elections. 2005 norway 1/4 total population read donald duck magazine , and" donaldism" became thing. confirm. norwegian. tons comics. teenagers even adults read them. they're cutesy childish traditional disney stuff. fascinating decendents vikings donald duck magazine collectors.
til rms olympic , sister ship titanic , rammed u-boat sunk , making merchant ship world war sunk enemy vessel.
til medal honor recipient thomas baker asked left behind japanese counter attack saipan due wounded. asked 1 pistol 8 bullets. returning us army found corpse 8 dead japanese. asked bullets. could war right he'd enough. always ask infinite wishes. noob 8.00 k / d? noob numbers.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. remember pudding eating bm yesterday .. " .. pudding eating , going sue" said trey parker. probably heard took scene post. .. eat then? ?? cowboy ass
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league actually find el interesting comp. teams every year. refreshing tourny lot different ' big ' teams every year , bar sevilla they're interesting honestly believe champo league good gets terms quality football oh 100 % , terms excitement variety el. variety? yes. excitement? debateable. cl exciting moments football life. they're great tbh i'm glad el getting attention days. fair enough! may getting bit carried away. never forget 2005
til penn jillette penn teller painted finger nails red joke response mother telling get manicure people would looking hands , always keeps one finger nail painted red memory mother. read jillette's book god , no! , parts family life really compelling , eg. late parents , led seeing sister die old age younger age. he's quite complicated person. edit guy slightly older sister think might fuck much mom dying , mean kind expect see parents die seeing sibling die nowhere close must painful sister died 18 7. shit fucks life.
til soldiers you. s. military psychological warfare department ( psyops ) used loudspeakers tempt enemy fighters afghanistan battles win calling , lady men cowardly dogs.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. thought * fruit * would cure cancer.
til iconic opening sound used law order known as" clang" amalgamation nearly dozen sounds , including actual gavel , jail door slamming , five hundred japanese monks walking across hardwood
til carl jung sigmund freud met first time , talked thirteen hours straight
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. " boris yeltsin first words you. s. president clinton upon meeting 1995 , think o. j. it? " guy like relaxed uncle. relaxed drank fifth vodka every day sorry fifth? american always wondered. google maybe people know too. edit : thanks everyone , know international standard alcohol volumes ever thought would. 750ml
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. months sea probably care ship's integrity compromised ..
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels. human equivalent figuring jerk conditioner shampoo?
til almost albums , lenny kravitz sang songs , everything else : played guitar , bass , drums , percussions produced himself.
til 2007 , new parking garage germany ended two parking bays peculiar shape required complicated parking maneuver order park there. officials declared men's parking spaces discourage unskilled drivers attempting maneuver.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels. ones prefer former quickly labeled rest turmoil as" kinksters"
til day crew battleship uss texas intentionally flooded torpedo tube order cause 2 degree list , giving main guns enough extra elevation boost range & hit target mainland.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. evaded secret service managed make whitehouse grounds whilst underwear. someone shat brick night. either none whitehouse security team balls man handle russian premier back indoors , yeltsin drunk af embarrassing russia problem , choke holding head state diplomatic incident
til judd apatow watched movie" true romance" idea floyd , beloved stoner character played brad pitt , finally leaving apartment getting chased bad guys. idea ended becoming" pineapple express" .
til thomas jefferson kept shetland sheep white house. attacked several people , killed small boy , eventually called" abominable animal" .
til nobody owners really know owns ikea. parts owned multiple shell corporations , many stores technically owned non-profit charitable organization thus pay taxes income.
since 1956 paris exclusively twinned rome -" paris worthy rome ; rome worthy paris. "
til orthodox jews prohibited walking past motion sensor turn light sabbath.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. thought * fruit * would cure cancer. apples guy bannanas. * b-a-n-a-n-a-s! !! * record i'm singing , correcting spelling error.
til though thomas kinkade designed paintings , widely sold prints produced semi-industrial process prints factory produced manually touched low-level apprentices embellished prefabricated base.
til medal honor recipient thomas baker asked left behind japanese counter attack saipan due wounded. asked 1 pistol 8 bullets. returning us army found corpse 8 dead japanese. asked bullets. plot twist : may * asked * eight bullets , received * three * bullets low ammo. killed three people two bullets , two people one bullet?
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. , got hired 15 times. that's positive. find insulting get hired 15 times takes almost year 700 applications get part time job.
til woman started mothers day usa wished never started day commercialism behind got control
til jupiter's center gravity sun outside sun's surface. technically , mutual orbit around , around point extremely close sun. two people stood spot , one ran towards sun ran toward jupiter , would get incinerated time. know cant run space?
til inuits really term means eskimo brother :" aipak" , or" me" , describing positive relationship someone slept wife.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. sound like shill big children. .. adults?
til 1975 , physicist kip thorne bet stephen hawking one year issues penthouse magazine black holes exist. thorne won.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly like high school history stuff , anyway.
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til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. * 1905 , companies merged become nestl anglo-swiss condensed milk company , retaining name 1947. * good decision shorten nestl. dunno , think shortened anglo-swiss condensed milk company. roles tongue , know. anglo milk sounds dirty
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til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. " regret .. .. * boneitis *! "
til directing jurassic park , spielberg saw cgi t. rex , said stop motion animator phil tippett ," job ," tippett replied ," mean extinct? ". spielberg later incorporated dialogue " ahahahaha good one .. get set. " * tippett stop motions set. *
til greek god fertility , never ending boner sacrificial animal ass. name gave rise medical term priapism - - prolonged erection
til prisoners female-only concentration camp ravensbruck purposefully sewed socks thin heels toes german soldier's feet would get sore.
til prison warden loved retired , 100 inmates pooled together money throw party.
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con really got role , good her! dunno , really catwoman play sexually-charged game basketball children watching? loop one , what's context? edit : oh god [ apologize put through. ] ( [URL] )
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes " * reason , parts play , like boromir ned stark , life online long afterwards. keep seeing - call - memes? " * - sean bean he's us. shit. we've discovered. everybody scatter! memes man? ! cops gonna find them! either flush ' em shove ' em ass , one , get sight! edit : f.. , i've never even watched rick morty. reference unintentional.
til donald duck loved scandinavian countries sweden make illegal vote political elections. 2005 norway 1/4 total population read donald duck magazine , and" donaldism" became thing. confirm. norwegian. tons comics. teenagers even adults read them. they're cutesy childish traditional disney stuff. fascinating decendents vikings donald duck magazine collectors. us never vikings. norsemen , yes , raiders. anime manga big there? e. g. one punch man , attack titans , dragon ball super
til bruce willis agreed guest star friends losing bet his" whole nine yards" co-star mathew perry. played jennifer aniston's love interest 3 episode arc emmy performance. donated acting fee five
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. something something getting nailed seamen loose hips sink ships.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. " boris yeltsin first words you. s. president clinton upon meeting 1995 , think o. j. it? " guy like relaxed uncle. relaxed drank fifth vodka every day sorry fifth? american always wondered. google maybe people know too. edit : thanks everyone , know international standard alcohol volumes ever thought would. fifth gallon. 750 ml bottle. tend drink america. guys use liters , 750 ml bottle tend drink well.
til asked he'd punched man who'd hit raw egg , uk politician john prescott said following tony blair's orders ," connect electorate. "
til king george v england dragon tattoo arm
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. overdue another #purge! people could wrap stop shitting many kids cause they're bored. really understand people children. wife really stable jobs city good economy affordable housing yet kid huge economical decision .. one whim ; plan right time it.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " hear saying it. he's actually great actor. watch" cider house rules ," favourite ," quiet american. " he's british nicholas cage. wants actually try he's great , he's willing half-ass whatever nonsense want throw way , provided pay it. oh , that's really unfair. he's adenoidal , one. watch older films , 1960s era onwards. harry palmer , alfie , man would king , etc. much better actor cage
til : physical attractiveness found important factor enjoying date whether would sleep propositioned. important intelligence personality
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen brit 100 % sure think use word. ' spunk spunk '
til ford actually base decision ford pinto estimated legal costs lawsuits. myth given new life fight club.
til 27 ad wooden amphitheater collapsed ancient town fidenae resulted death 200-500 spectators. roman senate responded raising building standards banishing creator theater , atilius.
til america's first female mayor elected 1887. group men nominated joke , 60 percent vote.
til quentin tarantino dropped high school age 14 got job usher porn theater lying age. .
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax ha , sallie mae thing reason. think know , navient. chiquita thing , united fruit company seriously fucked shit.
til you. state texas roughly 10 % larger france almost twice large germany. you. s. big , really big. sometimes i'm surprised throughout course history never become multiple countries.
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. * 1905 , companies merged become nestl anglo-swiss condensed milk company , retaining name 1947. * good decision shorten nestl. dunno , think shortened anglo-swiss condensed milk company. roles tongue , know.
til anne heche drove desert , hiked stranger's house , took shower , announced local sherrifs god going take everyone back heaven spaceship
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. yeh , maybe. he's filthy rich bullies basically scumbag losers. yeh. nice think , there's good chance bullies also successful ( obviously comparison average person , elon ). they're sa likely still lives there. that's essentially failed lottery life 101.
til david hahn , 17 years old attempted build nuclear reactor backyard , one point emitting 100 times normal background radiation.
til - men 20s ejaculate often may impart protections prostate cancer later life.
til one two kellogg brothers obsessed preventing masturbation originally invented corn flakes reduce children.
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging * her" resurrection" also extent seen divine intervention , allowed go free. later life referred as" half-hangit maggie" *" well , tried. " i'm surprised assume witchcraft burn stake. historically failed executions considered act god ( divine intervention ) many common law jurisdictions. condemned released afterwards considered gods live. execute anyone then? god's surely he'd give pox.
audrey hepburn's first starring role ' roman holiday ' ( 1953 ). gregory peck insisted hepburn's name appear film's title font large :" got change she'll big star i'll look
til kyoto , former capital japan , means" capital city" tokyo means" eastern capital"
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. thought * fruit * would cure cancer. apples guy bannanas. * b-a-n-a-n-a-s! !! * record i'm singing , correcting spelling error.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. also remember hearing china big homeless population worried optics shown exposed olympics .. sudden homeless problem.
til movie lord war , production team rented 300 real sa vz. 58 rifles stand ak 47s cheaper prop guns.
til day crew battleship uss texas intentionally flooded torpedo tube order cause 2 degree list , giving main guns enough extra elevation boost range & hit target mainland.
til elvis presley entourage would rent roller skating rinks throw $ 15,00 worth fireworks wearing" air force jump-suits plus gloves , helmets , goggles. "
til response a" catastrophic emergency ," united states government suspended replaced single , combined branch" coordinated" president , indefinitely. senate
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. eel ok afterwards? wondering.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" really fucking picture , ops fault come reddit find advert. want bars wall [ think it? ] ( [URL] )
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. there's also dilbert principle , states companies promote incompetent employees management , less damage.
til death steve irwin , speculated series revenge killings , least ten stingrays found dead mutilated coast queensland
til recent educational experiment suggested reading" boy cried wolf" increased children's likelihood lying. hand , reading book george washington cherry tree decreased likelihood dramatically.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. fault [ removed ]
til : approximately 10,00 attended funeral hawaiian musician , israel kamakawiwoole.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. also think sp came gay cowboy idea. also recall pudding eating. guess know lingo then. eat poopoo want dis sickness uganda uninitiated : [URL]
til that" video killed radio star" best selling record australia 27 years.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. mother 4 year old 1.5 year old two friends round house , there's enough wine world. send supplies.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. think got idea movie? ? 93.6 % hollywood films inspired eric cartman. study done yale , can't seem find link however .. " um .. okay , : adam sandler like love girl. turns girl actually golden retriever something. " that's plot always sunny episode , except rickety cricket instead adam sandler. hilarious episode way. i'm massive always sunny fan thought episode bit weak.
til least two peer-reviewed medical studies suggested stickers mr. yuk , green face used label poisonous household objects , effectively keep children away potential poisons may even attract children.
til billionaire oil tycoon j. paul getty installed pay phone mansion guests use would billed calls.
.. british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old. feel like i'm taking crazy pills. op , coin showing front back. person verifying authenticity display front back plastic protective container? saw coin? like separating oreo cookie? oh , haha , no. held place [ plastic container called a" slab" ] ( [URL] ) coin collecting community. ok. i'm going od crazy pills here. slab holds coin. front ( heads ) separated back ( tails )? shown slab. two separate coins , sawn two? separated. fully intact coin. see side coin , literally turn slab around. wonder many pounds hooker cost 1200 years ago.
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity. fuck buys kidney stone?
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters. german. til kill shelters.
til medal honor recipient thomas baker asked left behind japanese counter attack saipan due wounded. asked 1 pistol 8 bullets. returning us army found corpse 8 dead japanese. asked bullets. could war right he'd enough. always ask infinite wishes. noob 8.00 k / d? noob numbers.
til giant panda chi chi sexually attracted humans refused attempts mating giant pandas. instead made full sexual self-presentation zookeepers.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. yeh , maybe. he's filthy rich bullies basically scumbag losers. yeh. nice think , there's good chance bullies also successful ( obviously comparison average person , elon ). they're sa likely still lives there. that's essentially failed lottery life 101.
til movie , - 571 , states americans responsible capturing first enigma machine. truth first enigma machine captured british , 7 months americans entered war.
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold [ google street view house blurred out. ] ( [URL] )
til 17th century , roman catholic church ruled beavers fish could eaten fridays.
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity. " synthesized uric acid , sold $ 25,00 build house it. warlock mars , bitch" - william shatner charlie sheen roast. actual quote? watch roast charlie sheen. says something sorts. shatner amazing , really really funny. also kind dick , accounts
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank
til enough water lake superior flood entire landmasses north south america depth 1 foot. contains 3 quadrillion gallons fresh water.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels. human equivalent figuring jerk conditioner shampoo?
til kyoto , former capital japan , means" capital city" tokyo means" eastern capital" voted hard burned temple
til band chumbawamba , mainly known ubiquitous hit" tubthumping" , actually politically charged anarcho-punk band advised fans steal music chain stores.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. kind genius really evil - let people dissenters come , give secret police holiday. hope kind trick works though.
til classic pc game" baldur's gate" developed , alongside engine , 18 months team 60 people never worked video game before. still one best rpg games ever made. recently re-released ' enhanced edition ' even enjoyable play now. still worth playing first time today? would date mechanics frustrating. i'm considering enhanced edition sequel maybe ..
til name hotmail chosen contains html , originally styled hotmail. growing think html abbreviation hotmail , guess worked.
since 200 , pittsburgh steelers 27-9 record versus cincinnati bengals , making one most" one-sided rivalries" professional sports.
giroud scored 26 goals france. 19 friendlies.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death die beating grizzly fistfight still considered a" fist fight" bear fists? think hand paw combat fits better. edit : get brawl ninja turtle animal cruelty assault? true. guess said fighting grizzly unarmed combat
til japanese oil tanker captain fell cactus santa barbra oil field , provoking laughter local workers. 5 years later returned imperial japanese navy sub made first mainland shelling us oil
til three gorges dam china massive slowed rotation earth
til steve jobs took acid , said" taking lsd profound experience , one important things life" whenever see posts lsd think ," huh , that's one things i'd like try lifetime" . remember idea would even go safely acquiring , even netherlands.
til : graphics company nvidia named latin ' invidia ' , means ' envy '. also reason use color green , in" green envy" .
til da vinci devoted vegetarian , nearly-unheard practice time. love animals would often purchase caged birds release them.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims also sadistic beleif ill suffer , often denying basic comforts medicine. piece shit person hid guise charity got away mostly hid people made others uncomfortable ( ill ).
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly like high school history stuff , anyway.
til roman mile defined 1,00 paces. armies would leave mile markers every 1,00 steps marched ; result , well-fed armies marching fast pace marked longer miles.
til tyrannosaurus arms 1 meter long heavily muscled , biceps capable lifting several hundred pounds alone. appear small weak relative rest body.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging always wondered , thought hanged , probably sentenced death , the" dead" part implied , since put death. guess good loophole end , though!
til ryan gosling watching" rambo" took knives school threw children.
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. wow amazing work dairy lobby
til theoretical physicist max planck told get field physics professor because" field , almost everything already discovered. " anyway originated quantum theory revolutionized field.
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. [ removed ]
til 2012 interview thewrap , morgan freeman explained religious views follows :" hard question said start , think invented god. believe god , , think i'm god. "
til popularity snes caught attention yakuza , prompting nintendo ship consoles night prevent theft.
til 2013 study connecticut college revealed oreos might addictive cocaine
til author goodnight moon ( margaret wise brown ) died 42 showing doctor healthy feeling. kicked leg , dislodging blood clot travelled heart killed her.
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. wow amazing work dairy lobby dairy industry done impressive things years. food pyramid designed specifically encourage milk cheese consumption help struggling dairy farmers. wait. telling nutritional information .. official nutritional information government uses strictly scientifical?
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. amazingly , every guns n roses band member appetite destruction still alive. motley too? like f..? none hold candle ozzy. he's actually donating body science dies figure lived drugs alcohol. prince darkness , whatever want. another ( formerly ) insanely alcohol addled" prince darkness" still alive form alice cooper. maybe consider possibility made deal devil
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax ha , sallie mae thing reason. think know , navient. chiquita thing , united fruit company seriously fucked shit.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us well , there's sodium dasani , could little salty.
til though thomas kinkade designed paintings , widely sold prints produced semi-industrial process prints factory produced manually touched low-level apprentices embellished prefabricated base.
til wwii general george patton believed reincarnated ancient roman soldier , also thought served napoleon.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. overdue another #purge! people could wrap stop shitting many kids cause they're bored. really understand people children. wife really stable jobs city good economy affordable housing yet kid huge economical decision .. one whim ; plan right time it.
til victoria's secret founded man felt embarrassed buying lingerie wife. wanted store men could feel comfortable buying lingerie , however business model later became unprofitable company sold.
til michael jackson would requested wine served diet coke cans flights , want kids see drinking alcohol. always put heroin epipen. epi-pens intramuscular injections. heroin vascular.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. never liked seinfeld younger. maybe appreciate older. possibly. think may hard time identifying b / c lot conflict lost b / c technology. imagine living world w / cell phones.
til enough water lake superior flood entire landmasses north south america depth 1 foot. contains 3 quadrillion gallons fresh water. good thing take care great lakes keep clean pollutants / - michigander
til prison warden loved retired , 100 inmates pooled together money throw party.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased.
til victoria's secret founded man felt embarrassed buying lingerie wife. wanted store men could feel comfortable buying lingerie , however business model later became unprofitable company sold.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. wonder got pizza know gorbachev got pizza hut wow .. [URL] pizza hut gorbachev tv spot commercial : 60 international version"
til recent educational experiment suggested reading" boy cried wolf" increased children's likelihood lying. hand , reading book george washington cherry tree decreased likelihood dramatically.
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. everyone freaking : seal extinct. fact well listed as" least concern" - - furthest category from" extinct" . uneducated , furthest category extinct still extinction spectrum , every animal fit spectrum. like category field mice? edit : thanks answers guys!
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " he's like actor take every script he's given yet remains highly respected still offered great roles. nic cage started ( he's oscar winner ) destroyed career. nic cage already peaked con air face / off. cannot top performances matter are. also lord war
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. forget swallowing raw eggs. would raw eggs make voice rough? shells hard tissue mean that's one creative way contract salmonella odds getting salmonella way astronomically low almost silly even mention it.
til schmidt jack nicholson 2003 golden globe award best performance actor motion picture drama. upon accepting award , nicholson quipped :" i'm little surprised. thought made comedy. "
til north korean leader kim jong-il parodied film team america : world police ( 2004 ) , democratic people's republic korea asked czech republic ban film.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. hell * * can't remember solution tasks three years. barely remember password internet webpages. google ask want remember password wait see password entered right one. legitimately changed password twice one day i'm bad remembering them. i'm 63 character password
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. til anti-vaxers trying save economy. sacrificing children. people's children compromised immune systems. adults behind booster shots.
til three gorges dam china massive slowed rotation earth tl laughing_face r size dam slowed rotation earth , sheer volume water mass shifted dam.
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. everyone freaking : seal extinct. fact well listed as" least concern" - - furthest category from" extinct" . uneducated , furthest category extinct still extinction spectrum , every animal fit spectrum. like category field mice? edit : thanks answers guys! i'm authority , humans listed as" least concern" . likely latter.
til greek mythology zeus thought earth overpopulated trojan war instigated depopulate earth.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. raccoon hacked bank america account transferred money checking offshore account cayman islands. raccoon stole 20 dollars?
til word" meme" coined biologist richard dawkins refer ideas spread replicate darwinian fashion
til gowanus canal brooklyn , nyc polluted unidentifiable new forms microbiological life arisen sludge
til donald duck loved scandinavian countries sweden make illegal vote political elections. 2005 norway 1/4 total population read donald duck magazine , and" donaldism" became thing. confirm. norwegian. tons comics. teenagers even adults read them. they're cutesy childish traditional disney stuff. fascinating decendents vikings donald duck magazine collectors.
til penn jillette said interview big part penn & teller's success longevity due never close friends
til queen band world every member written least 3 number ones , meaning whole band songwriter's hall fame
til death steve irwin , speculated series revenge killings , least ten stingrays found dead mutilated coast queensland that's literally last thing would wanted .. real , likely drunken certainly foolish people spat face legacy everything stood for.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. one brightest species earth , yet keep small fish tanks :-/ also cut tiny pieces still alive dip sauce. mm. i'm hungry. why? want cook first [URL] faint heart ..
til richard lawrence , 1835 attempted assassinate president andrew jackson funeral using two pistols shot point blank. misfired , president severely beat cane , wrestled submission davy crockett.
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity.
til japanese kamikaze pilots allowed return find suitable target. one pilot shot ninth return. * shrugs *" odds , amarite? " * shot dead * 1:1 1:1 suicide supreme tees friend
til seinfeld episode" revenge" based experience screenwriter larry david , quit job saturday night live , felt made mistake reached home , returned following morning nothing happened.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us
til death steve irwin , speculated series revenge killings , least ten stingrays found dead mutilated coast queensland that's literally last thing would wanted .. real , likely drunken certainly foolish people spat face legacy everything stood for.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. reminded ted talk one shooter's mother did. however , page crashing now. , reddit thread that? ted tedx? what's difference? tedx talks organized presented anyone , verification. occasionally leads misleading information / [ hilarity ] ( [URL] ).
til 27 ad wooden amphitheater collapsed ancient town fidenae resulted death 200-500 spectators. roman senate responded raising building standards banishing creator theater , atilius.
til australian prime minister named harold holt served 1966 1967. one day , office , went swim disappeared without trace.
til three gorges dam china massive slowed rotation earth tl laughing_face r size dam slowed rotation earth , sheer volume water mass shifted dam.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. people right actually asking government take away more. " let spy. i've got nothing hide" * sigh *
til later years , sir isaac newton appointed largely symbolic ( paid ) position royal mint. took job seriously successfully prosecuted many counterfeiters high treason. convicted hanged , drawn quartered
til creed bratton office played real life creed bratton , former member 1960s band grass roots
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging fishwife hanged murdering illegitimate infant shortly birth. long long ago , especially evidenced roman empire , infanticide often even considered crime baby six months old. guess lived wrong era. [URL]
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. til anti-vaxers trying save economy. sacrificing children. people's children compromised immune systems. adults behind booster shots.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen [ knew ] ( [URL] ) edit : seriously , [ knew ] ( [URL] ). jesus christ. anyone marketing stop say" hey , maybe guy lying back , mouth wide open , eyes closed. sort looks like getting facial. " i've never seen water ad person drinking missing mouth
audrey hepburn's first starring role ' roman holiday ' ( 1953 ). gregory peck insisted hepburn's name appear film's title font large :" got change she'll big star i'll look
til height pokmon go , number players tried sneaking highly classified military explosives plant virginia charizard reportedly located inside arsenal.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death regret bone-itis man , great episode. get home work i'll re-watch netfli .. oh wait
til ted kaczynski ( unabomber ) updated alumni information harvard 2012 : called eight life sentences" awards" current occupation as" prisoner"
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. dwight right. need new plague! !! one make sick ..
til average inmate alcatraz read 75-100 books per year.
til david hahn , 17 years old attempted build nuclear reactor backyard , one point emitting 100 times normal background radiation.
til simultaneous releases antz bug's life due jeffrey katzenberg denied position president disney , stealing idea start dreamworks.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. yeah , kids fine. teenagers hand ..
til civil war ended , first general confederate army active reform party , spoke favor civil rights voting recently freed slaves.
til credit card" chip" technology ( aka emv ) rolled us almost 25 years old damn. they'll probably phase europe soon far know already begun talking that. sure replacing nfc. denmark new cards contact-less. use pin purchases 30 $. wow , that's surprisingly low. canada usually either $ 50 $ 100 depending place. things probably lot cheaper too.
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone.
til pigs although true carnivores , competent predators kill eat helpless humans unable escape
til 1979 film china syndrome , coverup nuclear plant , released , denounced ' character assassination entire industry '. 12 days later , three mile island nuclear accident occurred.
til british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old. feel like i'm taking crazy pills. op , coin showing front back. person verifying authenticity display front back plastic protective container? saw coin? like separating oreo cookie? oh , haha , no. held place [ plastic container called a" slab" ] ( [URL] ) coin collecting community. ok. i'm going od crazy pills here. slab holds coin. front ( heads ) separated back ( tails )? shown slab. two separate coins , sawn two? looks like op's picture edited show sides label without full slab. thanks.
til kyoto , former capital japan , means" capital city" tokyo means" eastern capital" voted hard burned temple
til - edison died nikola tesla wrote negative obituary nyt - made fun hygiene work ethic know history two makes sense almost amazing people aware tesla-edison history. edit : documentaries besides comic oatmeal posted. jesus people , comment something original. sadly can't clam know much , know edison fucked tesla general shit lots great documentaries show life depth. like prestige?
til marine col. henry pierson crowe served wwi , banana wars , wwii , korean war , silver star bronze star guadalcanal , telling men" never get purple heart hiding
til big bird's" imaginary" friend , snuffleupagus , outed real adults series ( 17 seasons ) due string high-profile news stories sexual abuse children.
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. [ removed ]
til report found , every $ 1 invested us national park service , american public receives $ 4 economic value.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. everyone wants solve overpopulation problem , want die. both. live kids , even stick 1 kid. 2 kids ( per woman ) still causes population decrease every person able children. [URL]
.. aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank surroundings. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " " nested simulations would taxing systems. we'll make physically impossible. "" how? "" i'm sure , we'll make something like speed light. " speed light clock speed cpu runs universe. quantum entaglement software's compression algorthm work. expansion universe done via server upgrades. sleep resource management
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. til $ 14 million budget , major hollywood actors , major hollywood filmmaker , film company owned comcast , qualify independent filmmaking. edit. great. top comment snide remark. rip previous
til : imax projectionists wear body armor handling imax lamps ; dropped , explode resulting quartz shrapnel.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. father 4 , 1 16 year old girl ; confirm kids best hit teens , blow half shared data plan 8 days think know every fucking thing. edit : data oh god feel pain brother. 17 19 wrote many time day hear" understand" i'd need nasas budget count all.
til medal honor recipient thomas baker asked left behind japanese counter attack saipan due wounded. asked 1 pistol 8 bullets. returning us army found corpse 8 dead japanese.
til name tyrone irish county tyrone
til treblinka guard kurt franz would hide small pistol boxing glove. would challenge prisoners boxing matches. right fight begin , franz would shoot prisoner dead.
til japanese war criminal hideki tojo arrested , given new dentures awaited trial , american dentist made secretly drilled" remember pearl harbour" morse code
til hamburgers called started burgers made ham , actually named german city hamburg
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. * soup meal. depends soup. pho soup meal. mostly non-soup parts.
til directing jurassic park , spielberg saw cgi t. rex , said stop motion animator phil tippett ," job ," tippett replied ," mean extinct? ". spielberg later incorporated dialogue " ahahahaha good one .. get set. " * tippett stop motions set. *
til though thomas kinkade designed paintings , widely sold prints produced semi-industrial process prints factory produced manually touched low-level apprentices embellished prefabricated base.
til kyoto , former capital japan , means" capital city" tokyo means" eastern capital" voted hard burned temple
til actors played brother sister on" dexter" began dating , fell love , got engaged , got married , got divorced , continuing play brother sister tv. there's something actress. kinda hot , sometimes , kinda strange looking.
til general napier asked respect indian custom burning widows husband's funeral pyre , replied english custom hang murderers.
til pitbulls responsible fatal dog attacks america past 2 years
til greek origin word" idiot" used mean someone participate politics public affairs
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. [ chart elon's life ] ( [URL] ) fucking hell i'm useless. dad gave 28,00 dollars bet could come something
til aboriginal canadian version lacrosse , team consisted 100 100 men , played 1600ft 100ft long field lasted sunrise sundown two three days straight. symbolic alternative war.
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters. work? wouldnt point overrun? compared many countries far less stray animals germany. apart cats , usually never know whether stray animals running around , never seen wild dog , escaped ones village that's thinking right now. sure * ever * seen stray dog germany.
til of" gish gallop" , fallacious debate tactic drowning opponent flood individually-weak arguments , opponent cannot possibly answer every falsehood real time. named after" duane gish" , prominent member creationist
til battle germantown , 177 , cease fire called due small terrier wandering battlefield.
til : 76 % known serial killers 20th century united states. key word is" known" countries catch acknowledge serial killers. russia bragged usa serial killers. truth never coordinated police force tie crimes together. like iran saying homosexuals. thought implying killed
til tourism sector boomed , kazakhstan's foreign minister thanked sacha baron cohen 2012 release borat country saw 10x increase issued visas.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. relaxed drank fifth vodka every day sorry fifth? american always wondered. google maybe people know too. edit : thanks everyone , know international standard alcohol volumes ever thought would. fifth gallon. 75 cl. context people use cl instead l ml? never really see uk , rest europe see instead millilitres volumes drinks lot , 33cl 50cl opposed 330ml 500ml
til enough water lake superior flood entire landmasses north south america depth 1 foot. contains 3 quadrillion gallons fresh water. leave response comments able see across great lakes. [URL] lake michigan grand , mi
til military san marino still active crossbow corps existed uninterrupted since 1295
til bob marley died skin cancer started toenail
til korean dmz accidentally created one world's well-preserved nature reserves
til 1950 , myxoma virus ( type pox virus ) deliberately released rabbit population australia means population control , causing death 500 million rabbits
til steve jobs took acid , said" taking lsd profound experience , one important things life"
til lexus april fool's day joke , introduced" variable load coupling rear orientation ( v-lcro )" seats , technology attaches driver seat velcro allow aggressive turns.
til theoretical physicist max planck told get field physics professor because" field , almost everything already discovered. " anyway originated quantum theory revolutionized field.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. [ chart elon's life ] ( [URL] ) fucking hell i'm useless. dad gave 28,00 dollars bet could come something
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us americans say" got lot spunk kid" . said you. k would arrested. maybe 1940s .. gal's got moxie! look well takes spunk!
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " [ removed ] want sad_face want smile mean ..
til ryan gosling watching" rambo" took knives school threw children.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. thought * fruit * would cure cancer. even , thought fruit ( i. e. little fibery sugar-bombs ) would cure pancreatic cancer ( pancreas , i. e. organ breaks sugar ). short question siri could told bad doubt it. ever used siri? probably would asked ," alternative diets effective fighting pancreatic cancer? " would say" searching internet ' oral native affection five panda answer '" .
til kyoto , former capital japan , means" capital city" tokyo means" eastern capital" there's great [ documentary ] ( [URL] ) goes naming convention japan came , really interesting stuff.
til grizzly bears feared respected native americans hunting required company 4 10 warriors done preparation ceremoniality intertribal warfare.
til lexus april fool's day joke , introduced" variable load coupling rear orientation ( v-lcro )" seats , technology attaches driver seat velcro allow aggressive turns. joke .. .. hmm .. one farts gotta lift butt
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly want smile mean .. wanna talk , buddy? he's buddy , pal he's pal , friend. friend , guy.
til nazis cleared minefields chasing captured civilians across , detonating explosives. everything hear nazi folks leads believe the" baddies" .
til bridget loves bernie , highest rated tv show ever canceled one season. cbs show creators forced cancel show receiving death threats jews , angered show featured catholic marrying jew.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. " regret .. .. * boneitis *! "
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. i'm going go swimming ocean right ( ) i'm going seafood store. live eels? focused dolphin penis nature showing us slime eels great jerking off? [URL]
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels.
til us embassy moscow caught fire 1977. sensitive information stolen several firefighters also kgb agents.
david robinson grew tall ( 7 ' 0" graduation ) naval academy could served sea , hurting career us navy. instead leaving academy , compromise served two years shore duty
til historians believe fate christianity hinged battle tours arab invasion force defeated frankish force present-day france , preventing spread islam western europe preserving christianity religion europe.
til paul revere actually shouted" regulars coming out" , not" british coming" , since massachusetts colonists still considered british citizens time.
til japanese kamikaze pilots allowed return find suitable target. one pilot shot ninth return. wikipedia article :" even fairy tales little children promoted kamikaze. " anyone know english translation? believe called winnie pooh brings death america.
trivia : winner hungarian gp gone win title since 2004
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time * know of. yea , like half animals ocean specific breeding grounds. right , necessarily mean they're capable communicating location distance breeding grounds members species - something ants , bees , ravens humans do.
til bunnies ( foetuses newborn ) declared fish pope monks , access fish monasteries , something eat lent.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. many confused. answer homeowner's insurance likely umbrella coverage. insurance clearly covered acts caused residents household. result , victims could sue parents actually get damages. homeowners insurance include? yep , umbrella policy. one added mine. $ 1 million covers pretty much anything around $ 300 / year. whats funny teenager moves it'll drop $ 120 / year! policies make litigation targets.
til west germany fully decriminalised homosexual acts males 1994 criminal law needed reconciliation law east germany , decriminalised since 1968
til vietnam war known vietnam american war
til queen band world every member written least 3 number ones , meaning whole band songwriter's hall fame
til roman mile defined 1,00 paces. armies would leave mile markers every 1,00 steps marched ; result , well-fed armies marching fast pace marked longer miles.
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. there's message somewhere promoting someone higher responsibilities based past experience based qualifications. maybe important promote higher based actual ability rather qualification ( winning race )
til people grow cities twice likely develop schizophrenia , even controlling drug use ethnicity.
chiefs qb elvis grbac selected people's" sexiest athlete alive" 1998 accident. rather offend grbac , magazine ran
til mae jemison , first female african-american astronaut , inspired apply nasa star trek character , lieutenant uhura. jemison later went make cameo appearance star trek : next generation.
til bored work manhattan project richard feynman would amuse picking locks colleagues confidential file cabinets placing prank notes , colleagues believed spy infiltrated project.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death regret bone-itis
til nintendo sued galoob prevent release nes cheating device , game genie ; legal battle followed. sega genesis version , sega allowed release , officially licensed it. nintendo long history liking mods. reddit loves nintendo much? common dislike mods? reddit mods surely worse game genies though.
til ancient greece second toe longer big toe considered standard beauty. condition , today known greek foot , depicted many famous statues , michelangelo's david statue liberty.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. fault [ removed ]
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters. german. til kill shelters. too. shelter kill doggos? no-kill shelters over-crowded selective dogs take funding infinite. un-adoptable dogs no-kill shelters wait agony die. better kill them? know man , sounds wrong.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. " boris yeltsin first words you. s. president clinton upon meeting 1995 , think o. j. it? " guy like relaxed uncle.
til 17th century , roman catholic church ruled beavers fish could eaten fridays.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. hell * * can't remember solution tasks three years. barely remember password internet webpages. google ask want remember password wait see password entered right one.
warriors 5 team captains ( curry , kd , klay , dray iggy ) 15 players. one third roster made captains
til pigs although true carnivores , competent predators kill eat helpless humans unable escape
til treblinka guard kurt franz would hide small pistol boxing glove. would challenge prisoners boxing matches. right fight begin , franz would shoot prisoner dead.
til enough water lake superior flood entire landmasses north south america depth 1 foot. contains 3 quadrillion gallons fresh water. leave response comments able see across great lakes. [URL] lake michigan grand , mi
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. * 1905 , companies merged become nestl anglo-swiss condensed milk company , retaining name 1947. * good decision shorten nestl. dunno , think shortened anglo-swiss condensed milk company. roles tongue , know. anglo milk
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. everyone freaking : seal extinct.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. remember pudding eating bm yesterday .. " .. pudding eating , going sue" said trey parker. probably heard took scene post. .. eat then? ?? cowboy ass
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. sound like shill big children.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind. space race byproduct developing icbms .. spacex merely clever front future top time post / r / prorevenge .. " bully school? i'll strand mars prison" .
til bruce willis agreed guest star friends losing bet his" whole nine yards" co-star mathew perry. played jennifer aniston's love interest 3 episode arc emmy performance. donated acting fee five
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. something something getting nailed seamen loose hips sink ships.
til prison warden loved retired , 100 inmates pooled together money throw party.
til eleven cases blood alcohol content higher 1 % , poland holds five
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. love milk find funny comment , milk positive comment , bottom thread. know reddit hated milk much.
til battle 1797 , british admiral horatio nelson badly wounded right arm. came surgeon said ," sooner better ," within half hour amputation returned command forces.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen [ knew ] ( [URL] ) edit : seriously , [ knew ] ( [URL] ). jesus christ. anyone marketing stop say" hey , maybe guy lying back , mouth wide open , eyes closed. sort looks like getting facial. " i've never seen water ad person drinking missing mouth like [ women laughing salads ] ( [URL] ) stock photo thing.
til kyoto , former capital japan , means" capital city" tokyo means" eastern capital" voted hard burned temple
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. " boris yeltsin first words you. s. president clinton upon meeting 1995 , think o. j. it? " guy like relaxed uncle. relaxed drank fifth vodka every day sorry fifth? american always wondered. google maybe people know too. edit : thanks everyone , know international standard alcohol volumes ever thought would. 750ml
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " particularly great reasons , taken together , become impossible refuse. wait minute , superman good though! ! f..! !! ?? superman iv however i've never heard this" superman iv" .. low budget movie terrible plot bad acting? / almost sarcasm try pretend idea never came like idea nicholas cage considered superman role. budget superman n64 believe remember grandparents buying [ game ] ( [URL] ) excited end week threw fucking trash
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. " boris yeltsin first words you. s. president clinton upon meeting 1995 , think o. j. it? " guy like relaxed uncle. relaxed drank fifth vodka every day sorry fifth? american always wondered. google maybe people know too. edit : thanks everyone , know international standard alcohol volumes ever thought would. fifth gallon. 750 ml bottle. tend drink america. guys use liters , 750 ml bottle tend drink well.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. thought * fruit * would cure cancer. apples guy bannanas. * b-a-n-a-n-a-s! !! * record i'm singing , correcting spelling error.
vinyl fact #672 - peter gabriel wanted close his" so" album with" eyes" due heavy bass line subsequent inner groove distortion.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. many confused. answer homeowner's insurance likely umbrella coverage. insurance clearly covered acts caused residents household. result , victims could sue parents actually get damages. homeowners insurance include? yep , umbrella policy. one added mine. $ 1 million covers pretty much anything around $ 300 / year. whats funny teenager moves it'll drop $ 120 / year! homeowner without kids : umbrella f-ing cheap stupid it.
til tourism sector boomed , kazakhstan's foreign minister thanked sacha baron cohen 2012 release borat country saw 10x increase issued visas.
til people used think kidneys governed one's conscience , several bible verses say god inspects kidneys dead. jewish tradition holds one kidney counsels good , evil.
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged league ~ ~ light ~ ~ little 5.5 km. 20,00 would 110,00 km. earth measures 12,750 km across equator. go 20,00 leagues deep , would end 17.6 thousand leagues space. yeah always confused me. never seemed obvious distance travelled depth. depth fathoms , no?
til asked he'd punched man who'd hit raw egg , uk politician john prescott said following tony blair's orders ," connect electorate. "
til movie , - 571 , states americans responsible capturing first enigma machine. truth first enigma machine captured british , 7 months americans entered war. tony blair ridiculed movie prime minister's questions. bill clinton dismissed movie work fiction. americans never captured single enigma machine. 2 canadians , 13 british. watch hollywood films expect see us calvary ti rescue. fact russian blood us factories war.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels. " shrieking eels" 30 understand reference
til ford actually base decision ford pinto estimated legal costs lawsuits. myth given new life fight club.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. reminds kazakhstan girl shooting competition played borat spoof anthem. link : [URL]
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. nothing .. mormons baptize die! baptize people listed phone book. grandmother use baptize neighborhood kids / babies kitchen sink watching summer. catholic want babies going purgatory / hell. grew catholic .. non-clergy even baptisms? sounds weird.
til of" gish gallop" , fallacious debate tactic drowning opponent flood individually-weak arguments , opponent cannot possibly answer every falsehood real time. named after" duane gish" , prominent member creationist
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. something something getting nailed seamen
til jordan peele's" get out" made $ 252.4 million worldwide box office , 55 times production budget $ 4.5 million.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. [URL] hahaha. that's cockroach's theme , though. mexican hat dance , also known el jarabe tapato. know tapatio sauce makes military breakfasts bearable. shitty powdered eggs grey ( reason ) cardboard bacon? liberal application tapatio mix together make okay skillet. tapatio , iirc , means" guadalajara" get wrong , also great basic sauce slather shit needs sauce get through. also pretty good sign restaurant more-or-less authentic. edit : guess wrong. todo : try valentina.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " gene hackman asked starred superman said" give 2 million reasons why" particularly great reasons , taken together , become impossible refuse. wait minute , superman good though! ! f..! !! ?? superman iv however i've never heard this" superman iv" .. low budget movie terrible plot bad acting? / almost sarcasm try pretend idea never came like idea nicholas cage considered superman role. budget superman n64 believe
til yreka , california , bakery operated 100 years called yreka bakery , formed palindrome. business closed gallery opened spot , named yrella gallery would also form palindrome. state motto california [ eureka! ] ( [URL] ) worth noting , yreka pronounced. wy-ree-kah. yreka shasta name mt. shasta. means north mountain.
til double-blind study published nature showed experienced astrologers better determining people psychological traits based location stars birth someone randomly guessing them. need double blind study tell matters divination imagined fantasies.
til bunnies ( foetuses newborn ) declared fish pope monks , access fish monasteries , something eat lent.
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold even huge fan simpsons , would taken money. fun look unrealistic cartoon everybody everything yellow pink ridiculous looking. real life , much. also , moving middle nowhere nevada? thanks , 75 grand please. like 15 minutes strip las vegas. exactly middle nowhere. like las vegas , got nice desert look at. dunno really know place buy house like 75k
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. " boris yeltsin first words you. s. president clinton upon meeting 1995 , think o. j. it? " guy like relaxed uncle. relaxed drank fifth vodka every day sorry fifth? american always wondered. google maybe people know too. edit : thanks everyone , know international standard alcohol volumes ever thought would. 750ml
students avoid making eye contact could guilty racism , oxford university says
til jeffrey dahmer inspired emperor return jedi. wanted build a" temple" victims ' skulls could sit absorb a" spiritural force power"
til reindeer one mammals see uv light , allowing see lichen , polar bears snow , urine trails also helps guide santa's sleigh christmas eve! need bitch ass rudolph.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. dwight right. need new plague! !!
til aeschylus , ancient greek tragedian , supposedly prophesied die falling object , therefore stayed outdoors. killed eagle dropped tortoise , mistaking bald head rock.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. remember pudding eating bm yesterday .. " .. pudding eating , going sue" said trey parker. probably heard took scene post. .. eat then? ??
til fat duck , michellin three-star restaurant england , employs forty-two chefs. one customer.
til town florida named frostproof marketing plot claim town would never citrus frost. less two years founding frost killed citrus town. never thought i'd see til local place seeing i'm middle nowhere
til italy installation bidet bathroom mandatory since 1975
til steve jobs took acid , said" taking lsd profound experience , one important things life" would seem there's wide range experiences lsd. since often dark enough thoughts nightmares terrifying , i'd definitely rather risk it.
til word" meme" coined biologist richard dawkins refer ideas spread replicate darwinian fashion
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested.
til actor martin sheen arrested total 66 times protesting acts civil disobedience - recently 2007 trespassing nevada nuclear test facility. imagine could president like character west wing .. american politics much closer house cards moment west wing read dc insiders find veep realistic portrayal jobs.
til last words serial killer peter krten were" tell .. head chopped , still able hear , least moment , sound blood gushing stump neck? would pleasure end pleasures. "
til north korean leader kim jong-il parodied film team america : world police ( 2004 ) , democratic people's republic korea asked czech republic ban film.
til gunsmoke , longest running television series 20th century , cancelled abruptly cbs even bother tell cast crew. read trade publications next day.
til : 76 % known serial killers 20th century united states.
til 19th early 20th century roughly 1/3 rd norway's populations immigrated united states.
til gary webb , reporter san jose mercury news first broke story cia involvement cocaine trade , found dead with" two gunshot wounds head. " death , 2004 , ruled pool water lead investigators pursue ice gun theory. mythbusters shot one really trust mythbusters one. think there's lot things possible advanced enough technology really tested mythbusters. cia actually has" ice bullets" , think mythbusters could recreate it. what's point bullets? simply stab people want kill? leaves wound bullet too. forensics match blade wounds. ice bullet never traced back source time found water.
til death steve irwin , speculated series revenge killings , least ten stingrays found dead mutilated coast queensland strangest case misplaced rage i've ever seen.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. one brightest species earth , yet keep small fish tanks :-/ also cut tiny pieces still alive dip sauce. mm. i'm hungry. why? want cook first [URL] faint heart ..
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. " boris yeltsin first words you. s. president clinton upon meeting 1995 , think o. j. it? " guy like relaxed uncle. relaxed drank fifth vodka every day sorry fifth? american always wondered. google maybe people know too. edit : thanks everyone , know international standard alcohol volumes ever thought would. 750ml
til wasabi vapour effect similar smelling salts , property exploited create smoke alarms deaf.
til luxembourg liberated nazism 1944 , returning government impressed regulations laws concerning tax employment nazis made , decided simply keep them.
til credit card" chip" technology ( aka emv ) rolled us almost 25 years old damn. they'll probably phase europe soon far know already begun talking that. sure replacing nfc. denmark new cards contact-less. use pin purchases 30 $. wow , that's surprisingly low. canada usually either $ 50 $ 100 depending place. things probably lot cheaper too.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " surreal would see ai inside simulation begin talk simulation?
til pigs although true carnivores , competent predators kill eat helpless humans unable escape
til name hotmail chosen contains html , originally styled hotmail. feel super dumb never putting together. even joked lot html pronounced" hut mull. " close , never made connection. we're like 2 peas pod. like 2 bundle sticks. technical term faggot. thinking hotmale.com.
til ancient greek philosopher jumped active volcano prove immortal god
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance holy shit , exactly came say. nuke too? implications comment massively scary.
til reindeer one mammals see uv light , allowing see lichen , polar bears snow , urine trails people get cataract surgery eyes also report seeing you. v purple haze grocery story scanners you. v sources. see growing old bad haha edit * wow comment went crazy! i've read , we're capable seeing uv light lens protects blocks it. uv light damages vision , problem short-lived animals we're short-lived. lenses darkens time? get damaged uv? babies see world brightly aged people? sort of. uv light causes oxidization lens time causes yellow yes , cataracts. wear sunglasses even cloudy days. wear sunglasses night.
til last words serial killer peter krten were" tell .. head chopped , still able hear , least moment , sound blood gushing stump neck? would pleasure end pleasures. " hear sound blood gushing stump neck , would ejaculate? r / nocontext r / evenwithcontext finally proper use. ejaculate?
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " he's like actor take every script he's given yet remains highly respected still offered great roles. nic cage started ( he's oscar winner ) destroyed career.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging always wondered , thought hanged , probably sentenced death , the" dead" part implied , since put death. guess good loophole end , though!
til japanese kamikaze pilots allowed return find suitable target. one pilot shot ninth return.
til actor martin sheen arrested total 66 times protesting acts civil disobedience - recently 2007 trespassing nevada nuclear test facility.
til author goodnight moon ( margaret wise brown ) died 42 showing doctor healthy feeling. kicked leg , dislodging blood clot travelled heart killed her.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. thread r / sex yesterday using microscope form contraception. that's how. wait .. can't say link explain need know [URL] people condoms? feel good. makes sex less fun. folk say make difference straight lying themselves.
til town florida named frostproof marketing plot claim town would never citrus frost. less two years founding frost killed citrus town.
til brendan fraser pays $ 900,00 year alimony ex-wife afton smith. got separated 2008 ..
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen brit 100 % sure think use word. ' spunk spunk ' spunky! ! excited , energetic , etc. " full spunk" means" full energy" although even you. s. undertones.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging r / accidentalpun that's great sub , thanks roping in! loop. puns tight! ! #do get it? noose tight. still get it.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. " boris yeltsin first words you. s. president clinton upon meeting 1995 , think o. j. it? " guy like relaxed uncle.
til bruce lee avoided baked goods refined flour , describing providing empty calories nothing body.
til elvis presley entourage would rent roller skating rinks throw $ 15,00 worth fireworks wearing" air force jump-suits plus gloves , helmets , goggles. "
til last words serial killer peter krten were" tell .. head chopped , still able hear , least moment , sound blood gushing stump neck? would pleasure end pleasures. "
til 1984 mcdonalds offered free big macs , fries , coke gold silver bronze olympics. year soviet union boycotted us olympics therefore us got many medals expected became huge failure
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. job's belief alternative medicine surprising. one point fruitarian believed fruitarians bo , bathe. iirc ashton kutcher tried replicate diet stop due development pancreatic issues.
til eunus , slave-magician joked stage planned overthrow roman rule become king sicily. led huge slave uprising , kept promises spare lives left tips.
til yreka , california , bakery operated 100 years called yreka bakery , formed palindrome. business closed gallery opened spot , named yrella gallery would also form palindrome. cool see hometown reddit! glad know forgotten smirk_face hey fellow yrekian!
til sources say kim il-sung , founder north korea , could actually impostor , might stolen name resistance leader died
til eunus , slave-magician joked stage planned overthrow roman rule become king sicily. led huge slave uprising , kept promises spare lives left tips.
til common" save" icon depiction obsolete external writable storage device called floppy disk.
til billionaire oil tycoon j. paul getty installed pay phone mansion guests use would billed calls.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. nothing .. mormons baptize die! baptize people listed phone book. grandmother use baptize neighborhood kids / babies kitchen sink watching summer. catholic want babies going purgatory / hell. grew catholic .. non-clergy even baptisms? sounds weird.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. actual source wiki link book ' silk roads ' peter frankopan.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. aka american dream. boris politics anyway? true rock star story. thing missing mick jagger couple hookers.
til double-blind study published nature showed experienced astrologers better determining people psychological traits based location stars birth someone randomly guessing them. need double blind study tell matters divination imagined fantasies. taurus.
til north korean leader kim jong-il parodied film team america : world police ( 2004 ) , democratic people's republic korea asked czech republic ban film.
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero. rip. passed away yesterday. actually believe you. went checked .. fuck. r. i. p. married 70 years. holy shit. that's dedication .. sad_face poor stan lee where's doggo loves bot?
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. hell * * can't remember solution tasks three years. barely remember password internet webpages. google ask want remember password wait see password entered right one. legitimately changed password twice one day i'm bad remembering them. i'm 63 character password ibetitsjustastringofwordssothatitseasytorememberorsomenonsense.
til fat duck , michellin three-star restaurant england , employs forty-two chefs. one customer.
til snoop dogg directed porn , name porn snoop doggystyle. released , huge hit top selling release year 2002 avn awards.
til tree legally owns surrounding land land inherited offspring ," son tree owns itself"
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes " * reason , parts play , like boromir ned stark , life online long afterwards. keep seeing - call - memes? " * - sean bean he's us.
til gowanus canal brooklyn , nyc polluted unidentifiable new forms microbiological life arisen sludge
til prisoners female-only concentration camp ravensbruck purposefully sewed socks thin heels toes german soldier's feet would get sore. " mein fuhrer , advance halted" " ze enemy oppose us? "" nein , mein fuhrer , ze soldiers complaining zat zair feet hurt refuse carry on" may sound simple remember socks supposed get * russian winter *. probably lot people giving credit for. sores left untended long get pretty bad. reason lt. dan made big deal fresh dry socks marching in.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. something something getting nailed seamen loose hips sink ships. would still stick with" loose lips" , different set. seaman guzzler! report! seaman staines? !? ! anybody!
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax soon known as" retail credit agency" following congressional testimony. < two weeks later > okay , calling ourselves" credit mcchecky clown penis" literally name left. let's hope nothing goes wrong time. could always washington redskins credit agency
til hairy frog known the" wolverine frog" thought intentionally break toe bones force sharp" claws" flesh means defence.
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters. german. til kill shelters. too. shelter kill doggos? no-kill shelters over-crowded selective dogs take funding infinite. un-adoptable dogs no-kill shelters wait agony die. better kill them? know man , sounds wrong.
til name" canola oil" coined marketing reasons avoid using word" rape" , in" rapeseed oil" , product's name.
til 1997 killer whale held great white shark upside 15 minutes , causing suffocate , ate liver.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. hell * * can't remember solution tasks three years.
til gary webb , reporter san jose mercury news first broke story cia involvement cocaine trade , found dead with" two gunshot wounds head. " death , 2004 , ruled pool water lead investigators pursue ice gun theory. mythbusters shot one really trust mythbusters one. think there's lot things possible advanced enough technology really tested mythbusters. cia actually has" ice bullets" , think mythbusters could recreate it. what's point bullets? simply stab people want kill? leaves wound bullet too. forensics match blade wounds. ice bullet never traced back source time found water.
til kyoto , former capital japan , means" capital city" tokyo means" eastern capital" related amsterdam means dam amstel ( river ) related budapest means buda pest names two cities joined create budapest. related rome called rome romans lived there. rome called rome wolf-baby killed brother can't really blame , though. imagine city called reme? it'd completely ridiculous.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. australia may hundreds unique species poisonous everything , americas mighty raccoon. hail mighty trash panda! ahh , bin chicken! [URL]
til grizzly bears feared respected native americans hunting required company 4 10 warriors done preparation ceremoniality intertribal warfare. * * til 2008 sleuth 30 bears besieged platinum mining compound olyotorsky district northern kamchatka. two guards killed prevented workers leaving homes * * article! oh god , they're organizing. never thought would read" bears besieged" sentence
til wilmer valderrama purchased vista cruiser used on" ' 70s show" $ 500 series ended. wonder many people figured name fes foreign exchange student name fes tho. i'm pretty sure never learnt name. mean , think eric , donna , hyde , kelso umm .. mila even knew.
til japanese kamikaze pilots allowed return find suitable target. one pilot shot ninth return. * shrugs *" odds , amarite? " * shot dead *
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers.
til inuits really term means eskimo brother :" aipak" , or" me" , describing positive relationship someone slept wife.
til male chicks born egg farms , considered useless. thus , disposed , grinding alive.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. [ chart elon's life ] ( [URL] )
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. everyone wants solve overpopulation problem , want die. both. live kids , even stick 1 kid. that's china's trying achieve since 70s establishing one-child law. 2014 ( give take 2 years , bad memory ) changed 2 kids max. source : chinese always two-child law? would keep population constant , it? large parts population excempt law.
til first barcode scanned pack juicy fruit troy , ohio june 26 , 1974. pack gum receipt display smithsonian institute.
niki lauda makes 1,200 , 00 year monetising forehead.
til classic pc game" baldur's gate" developed , alongside engine , 18 months team 60 people never worked video game before. masterpiece game. graphics detailed time period. storyline engrossing. tell put lots research hard work making game. set standard type rpg's awhile. rereleased baldur gate updated graphics would spend much money.
til henry ford invent assembly line. invented ransom e. olds ( oldsmobile ).
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con person attacked another congoer , adrianne stepped up. congoer? one congo? think related con. specifically congo-con person cosplaying amy. congogoer
til bridget loves bernie , highest rated tv show ever canceled one season. cbs show creators forced cancel show receiving death threats jews , angered show featured catholic marrying jew.
20 goals , lionel messi time top scorer conmebol world cup qualifiers , passing hernn crespo luis surez
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero.
til credit card" chip" technology ( aka emv ) rolled us almost 25 years old wait .. .. rolled out? chip cards you. s?
til common heart shape ( :heart_suit: ) quite possibly based seed used birth control ancient times.
til oj simpson's father well-known drag queen sf area died aids 1986.
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. wow amazing work dairy lobby dairy industry done impressive things years. food pyramid designed specifically encourage milk cheese consumption help struggling dairy farmers. wait. telling nutritional information .. official nutritional information government uses strictly scientifical?
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging fishwife hanged murdering illegitimate infant shortly birth. well blame then. gave birth ungodly human / fish chimera would expect do? kill get's big. mean , makes sense me. think stay size whatever container keep
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. also think sp came gay cowboy idea. also recall pudding eating. guess know lingo then. eat poopoo want dis sickness uganda uninitiated : [URL]
til since humans became aware mortality roughly 150,00 years ago , developed one mechanism dealing existential anxiety accompanies : denial.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " [ removed ]
til 3 banana companies overthrew government honduras.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind. space race byproduct developing icbms .. spacex merely clever front future top time post / r / prorevenge ..
til cuba maximum wage law due individuals cannot earn 20 you. s. dollars per month.
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time * know of. yea , like half animals ocean specific breeding grounds. right , necessarily mean they're capable communicating location distance breeding grounds members species - something ants , bees , ravens humans do. dolphins? whales matter.
til though thomas kinkade designed paintings , widely sold prints produced semi-industrial process prints factory produced manually touched low-level apprentices embellished prefabricated base.
til ferrari monaco since schumacher 2001!
.. cocaine addiction hidden family eight years. claims kept addiction well-hidden eventually ," .. books [ started ] show while. ' misery ' book cocaine. annie wilkes cocaine. number-one fan. take adderall every day reason , reason relationships feel * stronger * well. couple days , adderall makes antisocial point want tell everyone know fuck take even adderall smoke bongs day alone. adderall weed nice , end smoking soo much i'm adderall. want try adderall stuff listen people. adderall type drug meth , quite strong. easy become addicted hard body leads insomnia rough" come down" high.
til caduceus symbol mistakenly used many american medical companies actually associated thievery commerce , true medical symbol similar looking rod asclepius.
til america's first female mayor elected 1887. group men nominated joke , 60 percent vote. much 2010 ' money? [ $ 24.80 ] ( [URL] ) somehow 24.80 seems insulting dollar. dollar clearly insult 24 bucks change calculated accurate representation feel did. town mayor fined 1 buck ( country's currency ). never got promotion that. thought funny teacher explained ammount show , important thing fined. promotes mayor laughing loud. given job , elected
vinyl fact #672 - peter gabriel wanted close his" so" album with" eyes" due heavy bass line subsequent inner groove distortion.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. dwight right. need new plague! !!
til aboriginal canadian version lacrosse , team consisted 100 100 men , played 1600ft 100ft long field lasted sunrise sundown two three days straight. symbolic alternative war.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank knocking power , messing hermit crabs throwing rocks. otto sounds like hellraiser.
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters. german. til kill shelters. too. shelter kill doggos? no-kill shelters over-crowded selective dogs take funding infinite. un-adoptable dogs no-kill shelters wait agony die. better kill them? know man , sounds wrong.
til movie , - 571 , states americans responsible capturing first enigma machine. truth first enigma machine captured british , 7 months americans entered war. tony blair ridiculed movie prime minister's questions. bill clinton dismissed movie work fiction. americans never captured single enigma machine. 2 canadians , 13 british. watch hollywood films expect see us calvary ti rescue. fact russian blood us factories war.
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til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. yep , umbrella policy. one added mine. $ 1 million covers pretty much anything around $ 300 / year. whats funny teenager moves it'll drop $ 120 / year! homeowner without kids : umbrella f-ing cheap stupid it. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. oh , poor eel! " what's .. .. oh! oh , god .. no! ah , fuck! no! again! goddammit! " [ relevant nsfw video ] ( [URL] )
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly want smile mean .. wanna talk , buddy? he's buddy , pal he's pal , friend. friend , guy.
til 1851 , measuring tools precision one millionth inch.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes method acting. helicopters middle earth. really got character. lot work die 1st movie trilogy. watch extended. watching brormir faramir actually act together amazing makes miss boromir instead despising trying take ring can't hate boromir wanting take ring .. ring evil , manipulative little shit
til nintendo sued galoob prevent release nes cheating device , game genie ; legal battle followed. sega genesis version , sega allowed release , officially licensed it.
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. trouble believing would good customer facing employee .. especially service role. i'd rather face service roll anyway follow me. nicki minaj often like pizza chinese buffet. see , respect , i'm feeling moment.
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league least qualified european competition we're capable winning .. enjoy maccabi tel aviv away cunts tel aviv lovely city really. let's hope they're miserable.
til general napier asked respect indian custom burning widows husband's funeral pyre , replied english custom hang murderers.
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero. rip. passed away yesterday.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. one eyy .. guy fucks horses ever hear anything ginger boots fucking ostritch?
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. actually worked called alternative medicine. would called medicine.
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til day crew battleship uss texas intentionally flooded torpedo tube order cause 2 degree list , giving main guns enough extra elevation boost range & hit target mainland. eli 5 easier move closer? also reminds [ old reddit post ] ( [URL] ) short answer : draft. texas , loaded max 9m ship underwater. closer , ship would run aground. thank , going say would guess keep range shore based battery. could've tipped land elevate ground cannons case
til : today's average teenagers know vastly milky way galaxies professional astronomers 100 years ago. reason average teenager seen naked people adult 100 years ago. 100 + years ago , naked people adults seen parents , siblings [ cousins ] ( [URL] )
til 2013 study connecticut college revealed oreos might addictive cocaine
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. say find job love , never work day life. little tougher happen love smoking drinking whiskey , done. forget swallowing raw eggs. would raw eggs make voice rough? raw eggs would line throat could gargling harsh sounds without damaging vocal chords hurting throat. it'd like thick milkshake attempting extreme metal vocals.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. job's belief alternative medicine surprising. one point fruitarian believed fruitarians bo , bathe. iirc ashton kutcher tried replicate diet stop due development pancreatic issues.
til steve jobs took acid , said" taking lsd profound experience , one important things life" would seem there's wide range experiences lsd. since often dark enough thoughts nightmares terrifying , i'd definitely rather risk it.
til donald duck loved scandinavian countries sweden make illegal vote political elections. 2005 norway 1/4 total population read donald duck magazine , and" donaldism" became thing. confirm. norwegian. tons comics. teenagers even adults read them. they're cutesy childish traditional disney stuff. fascinating decendents vikings donald duck magazine collectors.
til michael jackson would requested wine served diet coke cans flights , want kids see drinking alcohol. thinking frank reynolds came original idea.
til : 76 % known serial killers 20th century united states.
til classic pc game" baldur's gate" developed , alongside engine , 18 months team 60 people never worked video game before.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. til $ 14 million budget , major hollywood actors , major hollywood filmmaker , film company owned comcast , qualify independent filmmaking. edit. great. top comment snide remark. rip previous
til cuba maximum wage law due individuals cannot earn 20 you. s. dollars per month.
lewandowski best topscorer poland history best top scorer .. eh? definitely worst top scorer. technically he's best worst top scorer he's best goal scorer , he's worst goal scorer. he's goal scorer
til matthew mcconaughey replaced owen wilson ' tropic thunder ' wilson's battle depression attempt suicide overdosing slitting wrists imagine last movie ever made & dupree. apparently that's exactly imagining , almost became self-fulfilling. makes * * * * depressed. owen wilson much better that. really think he's great actor .. everyone reddit seems think though
til frog swallows eggs , gives birth live frogs vomiting stomach
til dogs laugh. make laugh-like sounds tickled playing , sounds positive effect puppies hearing them.
til gary webb , reporter san jose mercury news first broke story cia involvement cocaine trade , found dead with" two gunshot wounds head. " death , 2004 , ruled cia bad news. whether dealing drugs , providing children pedophiles , assassinating foreign heads state , acts completely without moral compass.
audrey hepburn's first starring role ' roman holiday ' ( 1953 ). gregory peck insisted hepburn's name appear film's title font large :" got change she'll big star i'll look
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious.
til final explosion krakatoa measured 310 db , loud enough heard perfectly clearly 3,100 miles away.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. worried purity drugs? visit nearest police station illegal drugs tested - free charge!
til people grow cities twice likely develop schizophrenia , even controlling drug use ethnicity.
til founder scientology , l. ron hubbard , commanded submarine wwii. performance was" substandard ," almost started war mexico ordering crew fire coronado islands.
til man arrested warrant 2016 returning copy movie freddy got fingered. tom green agreed pay fines outrageous sum
til phil collins honorary member hip-hop group , bone thugs-n-harmony due international success single , home , collins featured. collin moniker group chrome bone.
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero. rip. passed away yesterday. actually believe you. went checked .. fuck. r. i. p.
til mike myers loosely based dr. evil character former snl boss lorne micheals. dr. evil's phrase" throw frickin ' bone , people ," supposedly something michaels said many times script
til 1986 interview , jackie gleason said considered suing hanna-barbera flintstones copy honeymooners , passed lawyers cautioned ," want known guy yanked fred flintstone air? ".
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. dairy industry done impressive things years. food pyramid designed specifically encourage milk cheese consumption help struggling dairy farmers. wait. telling nutritional information .. official nutritional information government uses strictly scientifical? oh honey goes top triangle. bee lobby really powerful.
til china first country world produce steel preceding europe 100 years failed reach industrial revolution due absence middle class
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. hell * * can't remember solution tasks three years. barely remember password internet webpages. google ask want remember password wait see password entered right one. legitimately changed password twice one day i'm bad remembering them. i'm 63 character password ibetitsjustastringofwordssothatitseasytorememberorsomenonsense.
til british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old. oh shit even plausible conspiracy theories bs time. coincidences happen lot. coincidences wow mom
til sam kinison killed drunk driver crossed median hit sam's vehicle head on. according friend , looked unharmed , began speaking one , saying" want die. " ," why? "
til gary webb , reporter san jose mercury news first broke story cia involvement cocaine trade , found dead with" two gunshot wounds head. " death , 2004 , ruled kill 8 years story came out? impossible blow side face first gunshot taking another shot finish job.
til day crew battleship uss texas intentionally flooded torpedo tube order cause 2 degree list , giving main guns enough extra elevation boost range & hit target mainland. wwii-era russian tanks often said happiest tanks world? barely gun depression laughing_face [ meanwhile america ] ( [URL] ) ( i'm like 50 % sure go little lower )
til world premiere blazing saddles took place drive-in theater burbank , ca 200 guests watched film horseback.
til harvey milk ongoing sexual relationship mentally disturbed 16 - year old boy
til population czech republic traditionally irreligious long time. ever since 1600 ' , czech people described as" tolerant even indifferent towards religion" .
til nobody owners really know owns ikea. parts owned multiple shell corporations , many stores technically owned non-profit charitable organization thus pay taxes income.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. also remember hearing china big homeless population worried optics shown exposed olympics .. sudden homeless problem. tell world solved homelessness sounds like could great lot people right? chinese way could _eliminate_ homelessness. low caust
til washington generals broke 2495 - game losing streak accidentally beating harlem globetrotters 100-99
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity. man 86 years old? even botox limits.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen brit 100 % sure think use word. ' spunk spunk ' used mean enthusiasm energy , typically referring quality person.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. father 4 , 1 16 year old girl ; confirm kids best hit teens , blow half shared data plan 8 days think know every fucking thing. edit : data oh god feel pain brother. 17 19 wrote many time day hear" understand" i'd need nasas budget count all.
til british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" kinda want one now. would love sample beer like back then. like everything else ancient history , probably 100 times shittier used
til near-extinction bison hunting 1800s gain food , restrict american indians ' dominant food supply ; herds shot trains left rot died
til inventor tang , also invented pop rocks , cool whip , form instant-set jell-o , convenience foods.
til slipknot's third album contains almost zero profanity response critics said vocalist corey taylor relied swearing lyrics
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. nothing .. mormons baptize die! baptize people listed phone book. grandmother use baptize neighborhood kids / babies kitchen sink watching summer. catholic want babies going purgatory / hell. grew catholic .. non-clergy even baptisms? sounds weird. absence priest laymen perform baptisms roman catholicism.
til first barcode scanned pack juicy fruit troy , ohio june 26 , 1974. pack gum receipt display smithsonian institute.
til caduceus symbol mistakenly used many american medical companies actually associated thievery commerce , true medical symbol similar looking rod asclepius.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. yeh , maybe. he's filthy rich bullies basically scumbag losers. yeh. nice think , there's good chance bullies also successful ( obviously comparison average person , elon ). they're sa likely still lives there. that's essentially failed lottery life 101.
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. trouble believing would good customer facing employee .. especially service role. i'd rather face service roll anyway follow me. nicki minaj often like pizza chinese buffet. see , respect , i'm feeling moment.
til plato distinguished gymnast wrestler , well known wrestling prowess.
.. jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank surroundings. imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " " nested simulations would taxing systems. we'll make physically impossible. "" how? "" i'm sure , we'll make something like speed light. "
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. nothing .. mormons baptize die! baptize people listed phone book. grandmother use baptize neighborhood kids / babies kitchen sink watching summer. catholic want babies going purgatory / hell. grew catholic .. non-clergy even baptisms? sounds weird.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. reminded ted talk one shooter's mother did. however , page crashing now. , reddit thread that? ted tedx? what's difference? ted the" real deal. " tedx brand people use notable quality control issues gets speak.
vinyl fact #672 - peter gabriel wanted close his" so" album with" eyes" due heavy bass line subsequent inner groove distortion.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. hell * * can't remember solution tasks three years. barely remember password internet webpages. google ask want remember password wait see password entered right one. legitimately changed password twice one day i'm bad remembering them. i'm 63 character password
til debuting 1979 one-time , 13 - part series ," old house" one earliest home improvement shows. initially controversial among building contractors , cast afraid giving away secrets building trades.
til civil war ended , first general confederate army active reform party , spoke favor civil rights voting recently freed slaves.
til us airways flight 1549 ditching hudson ( aka" miracle hudson" ) , officials captured gassed 1,235 canadian geese destroyed 1,739 goose eggs across new york city.
til 1973 , cia launched covert operation overthrew chile's longstanding democratic government replaced military dictatorship rife human rights violations.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels. ones prefer former quickly labeled rest turmoil as" kinksters" sometimes can't fight eeling.
til george foreman originally paid 40 % profits endorsing george foreman grill. peak grill's sales , making 4.5 million dollars month. fiances mom got us one birthday. pretty good like cooking steaks skeptical_face
til 3 banana companies overthrew government honduras.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. think got idea movie? ? 93.6 % hollywood films inspired eric cartman. study done yale , can't seem find link however ..
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging [ loophole ] ( [URL] ) r / accidentalpun that's great sub , thanks roping in! loop. puns tight! ! #do get it? noose tight.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis.
til america's first female mayor elected 1887. group men nominated joke , 60 percent vote.
til indiana jones changed image archaeology. ' raiders lost ark ' ( 1981 ) , people imagined archaeologist weak , older person needs rescuing. stereotype male ivy league professor /
til three gorges dam china massive slowed rotation earth 60 nanoseconds nothing like 320 nanoseconds changed op's mom came world. actual photo [ born ] ( [URL] )
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels. human equivalent figuring jerk conditioner shampoo? wait jerk conditioner? i'll right back five minutes. what's taking long?
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us well , there's sodium dasani , could little salty.
til greek god fertility , never ending boner sacrificial animal ass. name gave rise medical term priapism - - prolonged erection
til last words serial killer peter krten were" tell .. head chopped , still able hear , least moment , sound blood gushing stump neck? would pleasure end pleasures. " hear sound blood gushing stump neck , would ejaculate? r / nocontext r / evenwithcontext finally proper use. ejaculate?
til cali cartel murdered many people dumped bodies cauca river local municipality eventually bankrupt cost recovering corpses conducting autopsies.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand"
til yreka , california , bakery operated 100 years called yreka bakery , formed palindrome. business closed gallery opened spot , named yrella gallery would also form palindrome. state motto california [ eureka! ] ( [URL] ) worth noting , yreka pronounced. wy-ree-kah. yreka shasta name mt. shasta. means north mountain.
til agnes milowka , renowned cave diver filmed stunts movie sanctum. long filming scene movie extra air tank left behind order squeeze tight cave passage , died exact thing real
til first simpsons treehouse horror , marge warns parents content episode advising put children bed. warning put sincere effort warn young viewers , producers felt somewhat scary.
til daily planet , lois lane clark kent ( superman ) work owned bruce wayne ( batman )
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " [ removed ] use 2nd keep rest. fucks someone gun? edit : rest amendments. civil rest. people tanks bombs missiles drones? gun nuts think government views glock kind threat?
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza.
til yreka , california , bakery operated 100 years called yreka bakery , formed palindrome. business closed gallery opened spot , named yrella gallery would also form palindrome. cool see hometown reddit! glad know forgotten smirk_face hey fellow yrekian!
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity. fuck buys kidney stone?
til patsy cline offered car ride back nashville singer dottie west. cline refused , telling west ," worry , hoss. time go , time. " patsy cline died plane crash
til lexus april fool's day joke , introduced" variable load coupling rear orientation ( v-lcro )" seats , technology attaches driver seat velcro allow aggressive turns. joke .. .. hmm .. one farts gotta lift butt
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. kind genius really evil - let people dissenters come , give secret police holiday. hope kind trick works though.
britain leaving eu europe
til terry kath band chigaco's last words were" worry .. look , clip even it" - putting pistol temple pulling trigger.
til donald duck loved scandinavian countries sweden make illegal vote political elections. 2005 norway 1/4 total population read donald duck magazine , and" donaldism" became thing.
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. dairy industry done impressive things years. food pyramid designed specifically encourage milk cheese consumption help struggling dairy farmers. wait. telling nutritional information .. official nutritional information government uses strictly scientifical? oh honey goes top triangle. bee lobby really powerful.
til medal honor recipient thomas baker asked left behind japanese counter attack saipan due wounded. asked 1 pistol 8 bullets. returning us army found corpse 8 dead japanese. asked bullets.
til actor martin sheen arrested total 66 times protesting acts civil disobedience - recently 2007 trespassing nevada nuclear test facility.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. think got idea movie? ? 93.6 % hollywood films inspired eric cartman. study done yale , can't seem find link however ..
.. british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old. feel like i'm taking crazy pills. op , coin showing front back. person verifying authenticity display front back plastic protective container? saw coin? like separating oreo cookie? oh , haha , no. held place [ plastic container called a" slab" ] ( [URL] ) coin collecting community. ok. i'm going od crazy pills here. slab holds coin. front ( heads ) separated back ( tails )? shown slab. two separate coins , sawn two? separated. fully intact coin. see side coin , literally turn slab around. wonder many pounds hooker cost 1200 years ago.
til 1984 fbi declared key west police department criminal enterprise , several high-ranking officers arrested running protection racket cocaine smugglers.
til bridget loves bernie , highest rated tv show ever canceled one season. cbs show creators forced cancel show receiving death threats jews , angered show featured catholic marrying jew.
til 4 us states completely banned billboards
til 1973 , cia launched covert operation overthrew chile's longstanding democratic government replaced military dictatorship rife human rights violations.
til town florida named frostproof marketing plot claim town would never citrus frost. less two years founding frost killed citrus town. never thought i'd see til local place seeing i'm middle nowhere
til steve jobs took acid , said" taking lsd profound experience , one important things life" whenever see posts lsd think ," huh , that's one things i'd like try lifetime" . remember idea would even go safely acquiring , even netherlands.
til offered role hannibal lecter , anthony hopkins quit hollywood go back england , feeling rest mediocre career would spent stage and" respectable bbc work. "
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. kind genius really evil - let people dissenters come , give secret police holiday. hope kind trick works though.
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches careful. want piss scientologists. i'm even kidding.
til thalidomide , infamous morning sickness drug caused severe birth defects , never approved use us single reviewer fda think tested enough , resisted industry pressure approve drug anyway. mom told prescription thalidomide carrying , decided save money put morning sickness.
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold according zillow , house valued $ 243,00. yep that's sort miracle renovation guess. maybe donation value? sold majorly-distressed way 2004 $ 15k.
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters. german. til kill shelters. too. shelter kill doggos? bc underfunded. either killed , literally looks like concentration camp. got funding , could no-kill shelters. us no-kill shelters.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. oh fucking * god * , poor guy. blame slightest. tell it! guy grand prix essentially mocked triumph. dunno , would love someone played" america , fuck yea" something equally stereotypical. canadian national anthem substituted celine dion song titanic.
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters. german. til kill shelters. too. shelter kill doggos? bc underfunded. either killed , literally looks like concentration camp. got funding , could no-kill shelters. us no-kill shelters.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind. driving newer car awful people walking / biking front you. either honk look like inpatient asshole tread behind pissing drivers behind you.
til single asteroid , named hebe , origin 40 % meteorites hit earth.
til pepsi's progressive president 1940s led marketing campaign put african americans positive light , cornering untapped market taking advantage coca-cola's hesitance hire black workers.
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. there's message somewhere promoting someone higher responsibilities based past experience based qualifications. morale story get candidates interviews. want someone slept job either. morale story low. maybe get booze story , might raise morale.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. worried purity drugs? visit nearest police station illegal drugs tested - free charge!
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death regret bone-itis
.. annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank surroundings. imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " " nested simulations would taxing systems. we'll make physically impossible. "" how? "" i'm sure , we'll make something like speed light. " came comments , left questioning life.
til 1950 ' , marines accidentally ordered hundreds crates tootsie rolls instead mortar rounds.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. " boris yeltsin first words you. s. president clinton upon meeting 1995 , think o. j. it? " guy like relaxed uncle. relaxed drank fifth vodka every day like old russian proverb :" everything's okay enough vodka"
til nirvana's cover david bowie's" man sold world" 1993 mtv unplugged album revitalized people's interest bowie also leading younger listeners think covering nirvana , much annoyance.
til since humans became aware mortality roughly 150,00 years ago , developed one mechanism dealing existential anxiety accompanies : denial.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. 1. rent plane 2. bless rain clouds fly , turn local downfall holy water 3. secretly baptise everyone 4. ~ ~? ?? ~ ~ collect tithes 5. profit get priests sanctify local water supply acround world. baptise everyone every time shower. nope , priests bless 1 birdbath full water time source : holly bibble
til : samuel morse invented telegraph received letter wife's failing health .. she'd died.
til double-blind study published nature showed experienced astrologers better determining people psychological traits based location stars birth someone randomly guessing them.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. yeh , maybe. he's filthy rich bullies basically scumbag losers. yeh. nice think , there's good chance bullies also successful ( obviously comparison average person , elon ). true. several bullies school pretty successful ( least i've heard ) best people i've known terrible things happen like getting cancer. karma real. success great form revenge nonetheless. well we're talking buddhism karma affect bullies ' reincarnation exist , impair current existence iirc
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " [ removed ] want sad_face want smile mean .. wish could get along like used middle school .. wish could bake cake filled rainbows smiles everyone would eat happy ..
til yreka , california , bakery operated 100 years called yreka bakery , formed palindrome. business closed gallery opened spot , named yrella gallery would also form palindrome. state motto california [ eureka! ] ( [URL] ) worth noting , yreka pronounced. wy-ree-kah. yreka shasta name mt. shasta. means north mountain.
til christianity , islam judaism worship abrahamic god. religious texts also feature many figures , histories places. jesus also muslim prophet.
til east st. louis higher murder rate honduras , country highest murder rate world
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us americans say" got lot spunk kid" . said you. k would arrested. maybe 1940s .. gal's got moxie! look well takes spunk!
til michael jackson would requested wine served diet coke cans flights , want kids see drinking alcohol. thinking frank reynolds came original idea.
til reindeer one mammals see uv light , allowing see lichen , polar bears snow , urine trails
til wil wheaton suffers generalized anxiety disorder chronic depression. supports mental health nonprofit organizations raising awareness conditions.
til america's first female mayor elected 1887. group men nominated joke , 60 percent vote.
til yreka , california , bakery operated 100 years called yreka bakery , formed palindrome. business closed gallery opened spot , named yrella gallery would also form palindrome. cool see hometown reddit! glad know forgotten smirk_face hey fellow yrekian!
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. milk tried daughter's school absolutely packed sugar. almost sweet ice cream. low fat. would better full fat sugar. americans add sugar regular milk? know already fairly high sugar
til william bradford , governor plymouth colony , year old father died sent live grandfather , died two years later sent live mother , died one year later.
naked crackhead slaps houston cop , predictable results ensue. handled high level professionalism.
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity. " synthesized uric acid , sold $ 25,00 build house it. warlock mars , bitch" - william shatner charlie sheen roast. actual quote? watch roast charlie sheen. says something sorts. shatner amazing , really really funny.
til california gold rush , distinct lack women san fransisco caused gay culture flourish. men would often pay for" female impersonators" prostitutes.
til agnes milowka , renowned cave diver filmed stunts movie sanctum. long filming scene movie extra air tank left behind order squeeze tight cave passage , died exact thing real
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. one brightest species earth , yet keep small fish tanks :-/ also cut tiny pieces still alive dip sauce. mm. i'm hungry. why? want cook first [URL] faint heart ..
til - edison died nikola tesla wrote negative obituary nyt - made fun hygiene work ethic know history two makes sense almost amazing people aware tesla-edison history. edit : documentaries besides comic oatmeal posted. jesus people , comment something original. sadly can't clam know much , know edison fucked tesla general shit lots great documentaries show life depth. like prestige?
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. amazingly , every guns n roses band member appetite destruction still alive. motley too? like f..? none hold candle ozzy. he's actually donating body science dies figure lived drugs alcohol. prince darkness , whatever want. another ( formerly ) insanely alcohol addled" prince darkness" still alive form alice cooper. maybe consider possibility made deal devil
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. * soup meal. soup sandwich - - that's meal! maybe crushed crackers soup
til valentine's day japan , women give male co-workers chocolate. unpopular co-workers receive cheap giri-choko (" ultra-obligatory" chocolate ) others receive honmei-choko (" true feeling chocolate" ).
til mid - 1990s , due stress acting promotion films , jean-claude van damme developed cocaine addiction. spent $ 10,00 week , snorted 10 grams per day 1996.
til grizzly bears feared respected native americans hunting required company 4 10 warriors done preparation ceremoniality intertribal warfare. * * til 2008 sleuth 30 bears besieged platinum mining compound olyotorsky district northern kamchatka. two guards killed prevented workers leaving homes * * article! oh god , they're organizing.
til african american men incarcerated you. s. total prison populations india , argentina , canada , lebanon , japan , germany , finland , israel england combined.
til washington generals broke 2495 - game losing streak accidentally beating harlem globetrotters 100-99
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death die beating grizzly fistfight still considered a" fist fight" bear fists? think hand paw combat fits better. edit : get brawl ninja turtle animal cruelty assault? true. guess said fighting grizzly unarmed combat
til snooker player ronnie o'sullivan accused disrespect opponent using opposite hand take shot. prove bringing game disrepute , played 3 frames left-hand former world championship runner-up , winning 3.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. barely remember password internet webpages. google ask want remember password wait see password entered right one. legitimately changed password twice one day i'm bad remembering them. i'm 63 character password ibetitsjustastringofwordssothatitseasytorememberorsomenonsense. nope. take phrase. > jack jill went hill , jack tripped jill. resulted lawsuit. becomes jajwuth 42ofjtbtbj98trial! #
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. something something getting nailed seamen loose hips sink ships. would still stick with" loose lips" , different set.
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity. man 86 years old? even botox limits.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind. driving newer car awful people walking / biking front you. either honk look like inpatient asshole tread behind pissing drivers behind you. need add button activates speaker projects forward smooth spoken word gospel album performed musk medium volume. look next model joking , really need polite version horn. like ," woo-hoo , i'm behind you! "
til usa one seven countries ratified convention elimination forms discrimination women
til oprah born single mother , wore potato sacks clothes , molested family , gave birth stillborn child 14
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league traditions broken. sunderland go , arsenal fail make top 4. leicester broke football spurs arsenal , too. wenger beating mourinho
til writing staff futurama held 3 ph. d. , seven master's degrees , cumulatively 50 years harvard university. series writer patric m. verrone stated ," easily overeducated cartoon writers history"
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. worried purity drugs? visit nearest police station illegal drugs tested - free charge! i'm pick free boat could boat , could * * * mystery box * * *.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " i've never heard this" superman iv" .. low budget movie terrible plot bad acting? / almost sarcasm try pretend idea never came like idea nicholas cage considered superman role. budget superman n64 believe remember grandparents buying [ game ] ( [URL] ) excited end week threw fucking trash what? flying rings cup tea? [ worst 7 minutes 37 seconds ever ] ( [URL] )
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. worried purity drugs? visit nearest police station illegal drugs tested - free charge! i'm pick free boat
til average inmate alcatraz read 75-100 books per year.
til nipplegate , janet jackson blacklisted viacom's properties , including vh1 / mtv / cbs / clear channel radio stations , uninvited grammys , lost acting gigs , statue mickey
til gunsmoke , longest running television series 20th century , cancelled abruptly cbs even bother tell cast crew. read trade publications next day.
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. dog still alive? isn't. probably dispose body. is. turning 18 june. sure celebrate registering vote! heard trump lost dog vote 17-0 makes sense since clinton dogs photographed giving head pats .. trump never pet ever.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. dwight right.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" things never change. humanity never changed even one tiny bit. check ancient shitposting. [URL]
.. british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old. feel like i'm taking crazy pills. op , coin showing front back. person verifying authenticity display front back plastic protective container? saw coin? like separating oreo cookie? oh , haha , no. held place [ plastic container called a" slab" ] ( [URL] ) coin collecting community. ok. i'm going od crazy pills here. slab holds coin. front ( heads ) separated back ( tails )? shown slab. two separate coins , sawn two? separated. fully intact coin. see side coin , literally turn slab around. wonder many pounds hooker cost 1200 years ago.
til gowanus canal brooklyn , nyc polluted unidentifiable new forms microbiological life arisen sludge
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time * know of. yea , like half animals ocean specific breeding grounds. right , necessarily mean they're capable communicating location distance breeding grounds members species - something ants , bees , ravens humans do. dolphins? whales matter.
til george foreman originally paid 40 % profits endorsing george foreman grill. peak grill's sales , making 4.5 million dollars month. fiances mom got us one birthday. pretty good like cooking steaks skeptical_face
til usa one seven countries ratified convention elimination forms discrimination women
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. amazingly , every guns n roses band member appetite destruction still alive. motley too? like f..?
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " [ removed ] want sad_face want smile mean ..
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. job's belief alternative medicine surprising. one point fruitarian believed fruitarians bo , bathe. iirc ashton kutcher tried replicate diet stop due development pancreatic issues. according title gore til gets reposted every , his" pancreas levels high. " oh god , never want pancreas level 1!
til enough water lake superior flood entire landmasses north south america depth 1 foot. contains 3 quadrillion gallons fresh water. good thing take care great lakes keep clean pollutants / - michigander
manchester united equalled record draws single premier league season
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. raccoon stole 20 dollars? pff. look mr. rich guy $ 20 bank account. pff. look moneybags bank account. pff. lk mnbgs vr hr , wt hs fnc xpnsv vwls. poor bastard. even buy vowel. edit : * really? * first gold this? money kind stranger.
til dogs laugh. make laugh-like sounds tickled playing , sounds positive effect puppies hearing them. i've never wanted hear something badly. [ go. ] ( [URL] ) laughing loud f.. cute tho think [ ] ( [URL] ) real example. sounds kind like rhythmic panting.
til bruce lee avoided baked goods refined flour , describing providing empty calories nothing body.
til schrdinger believe possibility cat simultaneously dead alive. thought experiment meant criticize absurdity existing view quantum mechanics.
til harlan ellison wrote hugo award winning short story" mouth , must scream" single night. made changes first draft.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " [ removed ] want sad_face want smile mean .. wish could get along like used middle school .. wish could bake cake filled rainbows smiles everyone would eat happy ..
til emperor caracalla visited alexandria , greeted satires insults. responded massacring city's citizens pillaging afterwards.
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con
til hairy frog known the" wolverine frog" thought intentionally break toe bones force sharp" claws" flesh means defence.
til hairy frog known the" wolverine frog" thought intentionally break toe bones force sharp" claws" flesh means defence.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " middle ground buying 33 guns year without raising suspicion civilian able guns. look sweden example. lots lots guns , tough regulations. edit : 33 guns year
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. everything ive ever heard dolphins ' sexuality deeply disturbing. animal who's sex life freaks more. like seriously dolphins stahpp ever read penguins , then. ducks.
til west germany fully decriminalised homosexual acts males 1994 criminal law needed reconciliation law east germany , decriminalised since 1968
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence.
til english word cereal derived ' ceres ' , roman goddess harvest agriculture.
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. there's message somewhere promoting someone higher responsibilities based past experience based qualifications. maybe important promote higher based actual ability rather qualification ( winning race )
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. *
til bored work manhattan project richard feynman would amuse picking locks colleagues confidential file cabinets placing prank notes , colleagues believed spy infiltrated project.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " he's like actor take every script he's given yet remains highly respected still offered great roles. nic cage started ( he's oscar winner ) destroyed career. nic cage already peaked con air face / off. cannot top performances matter are. enjoyed matchstick men loathe nic cage , weatherman amazing movie. what's reasoning behind loathing him? even like he's bad dude. understand cage hate. like i'm mega fan , understand hate.
til david letterman created scholarship average" c student ," recognizing marks , extraordinary amazing ways.
til possibility of" hypertumors" , cancer tumor gets big gets cancer
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. forget swallowing raw eggs. would raw eggs make voice rough? shells hard tissue mean that's one creative way contract salmonella odds getting salmonella way astronomically low almost silly even mention it.
til 1621 dutch hired japanese mercenaries murder 40 inhabitants bandaneira island , lucrative source nutmeg. 12,00- 15,00 residents 1,00 killed forced leave island dutch created nutmeg monopoly.
til male dolphins sometimes masturbate wrapping live eel around penis
til 1984 mcdonalds offered free big macs , fries , coke gold silver bronze olympics. year soviet union boycotted us olympics therefore us got many medals expected became huge failure
til recordings existed alexander graham bell's voice wax cardboard disc discovered 2013. hear bell say scottish-tinged accent" hear voice. .. . alexander. . graham. . bell"
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. " boris yeltsin first words you. s. president clinton upon meeting 1995 , think o. j. it? " guy like relaxed uncle. relaxed drank fifth vodka every day sorry fifth? american always wondered. google maybe people know too. edit : thanks everyone , know international standard alcohol volumes ever thought would. fifth gallon. 750 ml bottle. tend drink america. guys use liters , 750 ml bottle tend drink well.
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches careful. want piss scientologists. i'm even kidding.
til penn jillette penn teller painted finger nails red joke response mother telling get manicure people would looking hands , always keeps one finger nail painted red memory mother. he's cool dude celebrity speaks anti-vaccine nonsense alright book. see feel like. people want abortions people want vaccines. what's difference?
til washington generals broke 2495 - game losing streak accidentally beating harlem globetrotters 100-99
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. hell * * can't remember solution tasks three years. barely remember password internet webpages. google ask want remember password wait see password entered right one. legitimately changed password twice one day i'm bad remembering them. i'm 63 character password ibetitsjustastringofwordssothatitseasytorememberorsomenonsense.
til death steve irwin , speculated series revenge killings , least ten stingrays found dead mutilated coast queensland that's literally last thing would wanted .. real , likely drunken certainly foolish people spat face legacy everything stood for.
til vietnam war known vietnam american war
til credit card" chip" technology ( aka emv ) rolled us almost 25 years old damn. they'll probably phase europe soon far know already begun talking that. sure replacing nfc. denmark new cards contact-less. use pin purchases 30 $. wow , that's surprisingly low. canada usually either $ 50 $ 100 depending place. things probably lot cheaper too.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " [ removed ] use 2nd keep rest. fucks someone gun? edit : rest amendments. civil rest. people tanks bombs missiles drones? gun nuts think government views glock kind threat?
til post-debacle interview caught lip syncing shows , one members milli vanilli defended saying ," [ milli vanilli ] working mcdonald's. would done? "
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. * soup meal. soup sandwich - - that's meal!
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time * know of. yea , like half animals ocean specific breeding grounds. right , necessarily mean they're capable communicating location distance breeding grounds members species - something ants , bees , ravens humans do. dolphins? whales matter.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. actually worked called alternative medicine. would called medicine. laughing loud , one good friends rant likes there's thing short cut giving directions. " faster easier route , ' way '"
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. overdue another #purge! people could wrap stop shitting many kids cause they're bored. really understand people children. wife really stable jobs city good economy affordable housing yet kid huge economical decision .. one whim ; plan right time it.
til clippy unpopular time , part windows xp's marketing making people aware could disable him. always changed dog tricks .. wow feel old. also desktop sheep app?
til thomas jefferson kept shetland sheep white house. attacked several people , killed small boy , eventually called" abominable animal" .
til name hotmail chosen contains html , originally styled hotmail.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims read mother teresa , find selfish , sadistic cunt. tried tell family shit came conversation. sister basically told believe everything hear. believe everything church says mother theresa .. uh huh. took chunk change private jet charles keating ( lincoln savings loan scandal ) money ' papa doc ' duvalier haiti. christopher hitchens wrote book called * missionary position. *
til ryan gosling watching" rambo" took knives school threw children.
til california gold rush , distinct lack women san fransisco caused gay culture flourish. men would often pay for" female impersonators" prostitutes.
til tree legally owns surrounding land land inherited offspring ," son tree owns itself"
britain leaving eu europe
til grizzly bears feared respected native americans hunting required company 4 10 warriors done preparation ceremoniality intertribal warfare. without firearms , fuckers unbelievably monstrous. arrows? spears? fuck. that. noise.
til shooting american f - 117 stealth attack aircraft 199 , serbian propaganda posters read" sorry , know invisible"
til - edison died nikola tesla wrote negative obituary nyt - made fun hygiene work ethic get wrong , think nikola tesla great scientist. specific reason everyone internet seems love tesla much?
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. job's belief alternative medicine surprising. one point fruitarian believed fruitarians bo , bathe.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen well , there's sodium dasani , could little salty. there's probably semen protein water drink it! got electrolytes.
til gowanus canal brooklyn , nyc polluted unidentifiable new forms microbiological life arisen sludge
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold [ google street view house blurred out. ] ( [URL] )
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death die beating grizzly fistfight still considered a" fist fight" bear fists? think hand paw combat fits better. edit : get brawl ninja turtle animal cruelty assault?
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. til $ 14 million budget , major hollywood actors , major hollywood filmmaker , film company owned comcast , qualify independent filmmaking. edit. great. top comment snide remark. rip previous also think sp came gay cowboy idea. also recall pudding eating.
til sarcasm banned north korea
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. oh fucking * god * , poor guy. blame slightest. tell it! guy grand prix essentially mocked triumph. dunno , would love someone played" america , fuck yea" something equally stereotypical. canadian national anthem substituted celine dion song titanic.
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. dunno , think shortened anglo-swiss condensed milk company. roles tongue , know. anglo milk sounds dirty contrary superior purest white milk buy , produced master race anglo aryan mountain cows. [ disturbingly relevant ] ( [URL] )
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. overdue another #purge! people could wrap stop shitting many kids cause they're bored.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. way off. seinfeld young girl's strange , erotic journey milan minsk. necking schindler's list! least better english patient , hated film!
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. yeah , actually died narcissistic personality disorder. yeah can't believe dude commercial comparing fucking gandhi , egomaniac.
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax
til quentin tarantino dropped high school age 14 got job usher porn theater lying age. .
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. nothing .. mormons baptize die! baptize people listed phone book. grandmother use baptize neighborhood kids / babies kitchen sink watching summer. catholic want babies going purgatory / hell.
til wilmer valderrama purchased vista cruiser used on" ' 70s show" $ 500 series ended.
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league least qualified european competition we're capable winning .. enjoy maccabi tel aviv away cunts tel aviv lovely city really. let's hope they're miserable. horrific away trip tho. must furthest trip , right?
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. actually makes lot meaningful. hare nap job everyone would die anyways? guess story pointlessness achievement face unavoidable death?
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes method acting. helicopters middle earth.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis.
til 1983 , caddies masters tournament black. due clubs tradition. * indeed , club co-founder clifford roberts reputed said ," long i'm alive , golfers white , caddies black. " * prediction probably turned correct well killed 3rd hole 1977 yes correct
til william shatner recorded wake call played space shuttle discovery crew last day docked iss. saying" space , final frontier. voyages space shuttle discovery. 30 - year mission : .."
til actors played brother sister on" dexter" began dating , fell love , got engaged , got married , got divorced , continuing play brother sister tv.
til tic tacs mainly made sugar allowed labelled zero sugar per serving despite sugar due weight.
til crowned eagle , known bird confirmed viewing humans prey
til : nixon sent champagne note saying" justice ultimately prevails" mark felt pardoned reagan. 30 years later , revealed mark felt was" deep throat" helped bring watergate cover-up light.
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold shit neighborhood 0 % chance working out?
til sitting bull touring buffalo bill's wild west show , impressed annie oakley's shooting abilities charmed character gave name" little sure shot" symbolically adopted daughter. sounds suspiciously like something a" wild west show" promoter would come with. welcome like 85 percent us history " greatest country world" . founded genocide slavery. yup , checks out. countries participated genocide. difficult name country history participated genocide one way another.
til single helmet air force's new f - 35 fighter costs $ 400,00
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches can't wrap head around scientology still thing. world we're connected , people support / part scientology really unaware insane shit associated it?
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. masturbation animals ( using objects ; case dolphins use sand , use tortoise etc ) common may thing. done immediately copulation might also help reduce risk sexually transmitted diseases.
til usa one seven countries ratified convention elimination forms discrimination women
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. think agree. show george. except one time kramer l. a. worst episodes. bad great like rest series. except somehow still way better finale.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels. ones prefer former quickly labeled rest turmoil as" kinksters"
.. aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank surroundings. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " " nested simulations would taxing systems. we'll make physically impossible. "" how? "" i'm sure , we'll make something like speed light. " speed light clock speed cpu runs universe. quantum entaglement software's compression algorthm work. expansion universe done via server upgrades. sleep resource management
til usa one seven countries ratified convention elimination forms discrimination women
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. til $ 14 million budget , major hollywood actors , major hollywood filmmaker , film company owned comcast , qualify independent filmmaking. edit. great. top comment snide remark. rip previous also think sp came gay cowboy idea. also recall pudding eating.
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches can't wrap head around scientology still thing. world we're connected , people support / part scientology really unaware insane shit associated it?
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. amazingly , every guns n roses band member appetite destruction still alive. motley too? like f..? none hold candle ozzy. he's actually donating body science dies figure lived drugs alcohol. prince darkness , whatever want.
til - edison died nikola tesla wrote negative obituary nyt - made fun hygiene work ethic know history two makes sense almost amazing people aware tesla-edison history. edit : documentaries besides comic oatmeal posted. jesus people , comment something original. sadly can't clam know much , know edison fucked tesla general shit lots great documentaries show life depth. like prestige?
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. til anti-vaxers trying save economy.
til sitting bull touring buffalo bill's wild west show , impressed annie oakley's shooting abilities charmed character gave name" little sure shot" symbolically adopted daughter.
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. * 1905 , companies merged become nestl anglo-swiss condensed milk company , retaining name 1947. * good decision shorten nestl. dunno , think shortened anglo-swiss condensed milk company. roles tongue , know.
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league calling - bayern stumble group stages champions league get third , fall europa league , we'll make annual trip allianz round 32. oh fuckoff guys again. [URL] replace" rudy gay" with" bayern" .
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters. work? wouldnt point overrun? think allowed run part law question. , think meant dogs. dogs allowed drive germany.
til thalidomide , infamous morning sickness drug caused severe birth defects , never approved use us single reviewer fda think tested enough , resisted industry pressure approve drug anyway. mom told prescription thalidomide carrying , decided save money put morning sickness.
til : 76 % known serial killers 20th century united states. key word is" known" countries catch acknowledge serial killers. russia bragged usa serial killers. truth never coordinated police force tie crimes together. mean usa # 1 catching known serial killers too?
til enough water lake superior flood entire landmasses north south america depth 1 foot. contains 3 quadrillion gallons fresh water. good thing take care great lakes keep clean pollutants / - michigander
til - edison died nikola tesla wrote negative obituary nyt - made fun hygiene work ethic know history two makes sense almost amazing people aware tesla-edison history. edit : documentaries besides comic oatmeal posted. jesus people , comment something original. sadly can't clam know much , know edison fucked tesla general shit lots great documentaries show life depth. like prestige?
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. gotta make sexy eat. hips nips. make sexy! gonna get higher ^ ^ ^ higher edit : humble post pushed 20,00 karma threshold three * whole years * lame posts. thank , taking higher ^ ^ ^ higher [ guys mind pcp? ] ( [URL] )
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. til anti-vaxers trying save economy.
til japanese kamikaze pilots allowed return find suitable target. one pilot shot ninth return. wonder ever change mind made break it. much place make break for. americans / british would certainly shoot attempted land somewhere. guess could bail , know given chutes. that's true ditched swam around would've picked up. shot like buffalo. course , i'd assume they'd taken prisoner practical defenders. easy ditch without parachute though? chutes , hard all.
til kangaroos fart burp. instead , methane converted acetate , used generate energy
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen remember bombing time admitted tap water. us readers , tap water uk really good cheap , idea even filtered tap water 100 times price crass. us tap water really good cheap , too. wherever , gallon jugs generic distilled filtered water also relatively cheap. bottled water crass , reason bought marketing. know ' us. ' texas , tap water awful. worked las vegas , tap water fucking awful too.
til us embassy moscow caught fire 1977. sensitive information stolen several firefighters also kgb agents.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging always wondered , thought hanged , probably sentenced death , the" dead" part implied , since put death. guess good loophole end , though!
audrey hepburn's first starring role ' roman holiday ' ( 1953 ). gregory peck insisted hepburn's name appear film's title font large :" got change she'll big star i'll look gregory peck awesome dude. would appear knew up. gonna turn audrey hepburn love-in , talk wait dark. god damn love movie.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. 1. rent plane 2. bless rain clouds fly , turn local downfall holy water 3. secretly baptise everyone 4. ~ ~? ?? ~ ~ collect tithes 5. profit
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. oh , sorry , thought america
til phil collins honorary member hip-hop group , bone thugs-n-harmony due international success single , home , collins featured. collin moniker group chrome bone.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes " * reason , parts play , like boromir ned stark , life online long afterwards. keep seeing - call - memes? " * - sean bean he's us. shit. we've discovered. everybody scatter! memes man? ! cops gonna find them!
til clippy unpopular time , part windows xp's marketing making people aware could disable him.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. dwight right.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. something something getting nailed seamen
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us it? i've living whole life i've never heard anyone say it. unless say english accent mean , people often talk semen typical conversations , definitely is. probably differs region region. i'm southern california
til david letterman created scholarship average" c student ," recognizing marks , extraordinary amazing ways.
til west germany fully decriminalised homosexual acts males 1994 criminal law needed reconciliation law east germany , decriminalised since 1968
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. hell * * can't remember solution tasks three years. barely remember password internet webpages. google ask want remember password wait see password entered right one. legitimately changed password twice one day i'm bad remembering them.
til 19th early 20th century roughly 1/3 rd norway's populations immigrated united states.
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. .. realized like dogs alive 9/11 probably dead .. =[ dog born 199 happy_face dog still alive? isn't. probably dispose body. is. turning 18 june.
til former newspaper editor sun , kelvin mackenzie , published story alleging elton john voiceboxes guard dogs removed. proven wrong reporter went round check dogs barked him.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. reminded ted talk one shooter's mother did. however , page crashing now. , reddit thread that? ted tedx? what's difference?
til dueling , common two male giraffes sex eachother. interactions males found frequent heterosexual coupling
til gleek. saliva comes stream gland compressed tongue. sometimes referred as" cobra spitting" .
til us embassy moscow caught fire 1977. sensitive information stolen several firefighters also kgb agents.
til theodore roosevelt openly despised nickname" teddy" , quick correct anyone called it. preferred working closely refer colonel theodore.
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged well writer. best words. tremendous writer " sad" bigly
til directing jurassic park , spielberg saw cgi t. rex , said stop motion animator phil tippett ," job ," tippett replied ," mean extinct? ". spielberg later incorporated dialogue here's example [ go motion ] ( [URL] ) rex tippet experimenting movie : [URL] decision use cgi. looked better expected. still made right call though. cgi jurassic park still realistic looking film despite 25 years old. groundbreaking 6 year old released blew mind mad dinosaurs ( jeff goldblum ) ever since.
til mike myers loosely based dr. evil character former snl boss lorne micheals. dr. evil's phrase" throw frickin ' bone , people ," supposedly something michaels said many times script
til mexicans highest average annual hours worked world
til name hotmail chosen contains html , originally styled hotmail.
til british supermarket chain iceland eu-wide trademark name , take legal action icelandic companies use it. icelandic government applied trademark invalidated , far without success.
til actor martin sheen arrested total 66 times protesting acts civil disobedience - recently 2007 trespassing nevada nuclear test facility. illusive man strikes martin sheen great pick character.
til airedale terriers carried messages soldiers wwi dedicated duties. one named ' jack ' ran half mile enemy fire. made headquarters jaw broken one leg badly splintered died delivering message
til actor martin sheen arrested total 66 times protesting acts civil disobedience - recently 2007 trespassing nevada nuclear test facility. imagine could president like character west wing .. american politics much closer house cards moment west wing read dc insiders find veep realistic portrayal jobs.
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen well , there's sodium dasani , could little salty. there's probably semen protein water drink it! got electrolytes.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " [ removed ] want sad_face want smile mean .. wish could get along like used middle school .. wish could bake cake filled rainbows smiles everyone would eat happy ..
til day crew battleship uss texas intentionally flooded torpedo tube order cause 2 degree list , giving main guns enough extra elevation boost range & hit target mainland. eli 5 easier move closer? also reminds [ old reddit post ] ( [URL] ) short answer : draft. texas , loaded max 9m ship underwater. closer , ship would run aground. thank , going say would guess keep range shore based battery. could've tipped land elevate ground cannons case
til original baby ruth candy company claimed bar named babe ruth could avoid paying royalties. later shut rival candy bar actually approved ruth use name grounds names similar.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. masturbation animals ( using objects ; case dolphins use sand , use tortoise etc ) common may thing. done immediately copulation might also help reduce risk sexually transmitted diseases.
til lyrics elton john's ' rocket man ' meant taken literally mars bound astronaut leaving family job.
til tank designed swiss military bug turning heater could cause main gun fire
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes method acting. helicopters middle earth. really got character. lot work die 1st movie trilogy. people love kill sean bean .. like , thing. great good job sad often happens early stories acting skills squandered , time screen sure fucking great job
til many german pows captured allies ww2 horrified footage holocaust burned uniforms called germany surrender , even volunteered join fight axis.
til actor martin sheen married woman 56 years
til steve jobs took acid , said" taking lsd profound experience , one important things life" would seem there's wide range experiences lsd. since often dark enough thoughts nightmares terrifying , i'd definitely rather risk it. maybe always disappointed bored experience every time tried it. maybe cheap stuff tried handful times life different" retailers. "
til writing staff futurama held 3 ph. d. , seven master's degrees , cumulatively 50 years harvard university. series writer patric m. verrone stated ," easily overeducated cartoon writers history"
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. * 1905 , companies merged become nestl anglo-swiss condensed milk company , retaining name 1947. * good decision shorten nestl. dunno , think shortened anglo-swiss condensed milk company. roles tongue , know. anglo milk sounds dirty contrary superior purest white milk buy , produced master race anglo aryan mountain cows.
til michael jackson would requested wine served diet coke cans flights , want kids see drinking alcohol. thinking frank reynolds came original idea.
til name hotmail chosen contains html , originally styled hotmail. growing think html abbreviation hotmail , guess worked.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. thought * fruit * would cure cancer. apples guy bannanas. * b-a-n-a-n-a-s! !! * record i'm singing , correcting spelling error.
til canada first country world adopt multiculturalism official policy ; 1971
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. dwight right. need new plague! !!
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. would raw eggs make voice rough? raw eggs would line throat could gargling harsh sounds without damaging vocal chords hurting throat. it'd like thick milkshake attempting extreme metal vocals. mean , i'd probably rather milkshake. healthy metal vocals. vegan black metal , kvlt right now.
til von trapp family , made famous sound music , lost fortune great depression , children's singing careers purely way earn livelihood.
til japanese oil tanker captain fell cactus santa barbra oil field , provoking laughter local workers. 5 years later returned imperial japanese navy sub made first mainland shelling us oil
.. cocaine addiction hidden family eight years. claims kept addiction well-hidden eventually ," .. books [ started ] show while. ' misery ' book cocaine. annie wilkes cocaine. number-one fan. take adderall every day reason , reason relationships feel * stronger * well. couple days , adderall makes antisocial point want tell everyone know fuck take even adderall smoke bongs day alone. adderall weed nice , end smoking soo much i'm adderall. want try adderall stuff listen people. adderall type drug meth , quite strong. easy become addicted hard body leads insomnia rough" come down" high.
til every part dandelion edible. leaves buds eaten greens , flowers made wine , roots roasted ground make" coffee. "
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. til anti-vaxers trying save economy. til pro universal healthcare people destroying economy. think patriotic leaders trying withdraw healthcare 20-30 million americans? killing everyone much easier increasing wages benefits.
til classic pc game" baldur's gate" developed , alongside engine , 18 months team 60 people never worked video game before. masterpiece game. graphics detailed time period. storyline engrossing. tell put lots research hard work making game. set standard type rpg's awhile. rereleased baldur gate updated graphics would spend much money.
til jesus actor jim caviezel struck lightning whilst filming passion christ
til credit card" chip" technology ( aka emv ) rolled us almost 25 years old yeah , went england years ago , everyone chips. one kid market register thought card super advanced american chip. america behind lots stuff .. windows capability 500 years ago example. [ look this. ] ( [URL] ) wait wait wait .. thought everyone uses windows like that. americans don't?
til 19th early 20th century roughly 1/3 rd norway's populations immigrated united states.
til carl jung sigmund freud met first time , talked thirteen hours straight
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. forget swallowing raw eggs. would raw eggs make voice rough? shells hard tissue mean that's one creative way contract salmonella odds getting salmonella way astronomically low almost silly even mention it.
til richard lawrence , 1835 attempted assassinate president andrew jackson funeral using two pistols shot point blank. misfired , president severely beat cane , wrestled submission davy crockett.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance holy shit , exactly came say. nuke too? implications comment massively scary. mean , many people would willingly stay sub
til kyoto , former capital japan , means" capital city" tokyo means" eastern capital" related amsterdam means dam amstel ( river ) related budapest means buda pest names two cities joined create budapest. related rome called rome romans lived there. rome called rome wolf-baby killed brother can't really blame , though. imagine city called reme? it'd completely ridiculous.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. father 4 , 1 16 year old girl ; confirm kids best hit teens , blow half shared data plan 8 days think know every fucking thing. edit : data
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen brit 100 % sure think use word. ' spunk spunk '
til agnes milowka , renowned cave diver filmed stunts movie sanctum. long filming scene movie extra air tank left behind order squeeze tight cave passage , died exact thing real
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen [ knew ] ( [URL] ) edit : seriously , [ knew ] ( [URL] ).
til that" video killed radio star" best selling record australia 27 years.
til william hung , known famous american idol audition , 73rd generation descendant confucius
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. think got idea movie? ? 93.6 % hollywood films inspired eric cartman. study done yale , can't seem find link however .. " um .. okay , : adam sandler like love girl. turns girl actually golden retriever something. " that's plot always sunny episode , except rickety cricket instead adam sandler. hilarious episode way. i'm massive always sunny fan thought episode bit weak.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. i'm going go swimming ocean right ( ) i'm going seafood store. live eels? focused dolphin penis nature showing us slime eels great jerking off? [URL]
since 1956 paris exclusively twinned rome -" paris worthy rome ; rome worthy paris. "
til slipknot's third album contains almost zero profanity response critics said vocalist corey taylor relied swearing lyrics
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. oh fucking * god * , poor guy. blame slightest. tell it! guy grand prix essentially mocked triumph. dunno , would love someone played" america , fuck yea" something equally stereotypical. canadian national anthem substituted celine dion song titanic.
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax ha , sallie mae thing reason. think know , navient.
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged league ~ ~ light ~ ~ little 5.5 km. 20,00 would 110,00 km. earth measures 12,750 km across equator. go 20,00 leagues deep , would end 17.6 thousand leagues space. yeah always confused me. never seemed obvious distance travelled depth. depth fathoms , no?
til wilmer valderrama purchased vista cruiser used on" ' 70s show" $ 500 series ended. thanks fez longer say" son bitch" without accent.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. dwight right.
til kangaroos fart burp. instead , methane converted acetate , used generate energy
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly want smile mean .. wanna talk , buddy? he's buddy , pal he's pal , friend. friend , guy.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. everyone wants solve overpopulation problem , want die. both. live kids , even stick 1 kid. 2 kids ( per woman ) still causes population decrease every person able children. [URL]
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. holy shit , exactly came say. nuke too? implications comment massively scary. mean , many people would willingly stay sub deep underwater cramp / pressurized tube breathing recycled air. bunch dudes age 25 .. shenanigans pretty fucked , understand.
til governor len small illinois acquitted embezzlement , eight jurors made decision received state jobs
til chicken nugget invented cornell university food science professor , published results academically instead patenting them.
til toronto underground arcology , network underground tunnels possible live without needing venture outside
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league calling - bayern stumble group stages champions league get third , fall europa league , we'll make annual trip allianz round 32.
til name" canola oil" coined marketing reasons avoid using word" rape" , in" rapeseed oil" , product's name.
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time * know of. yea , like half animals ocean specific breeding grounds. right , necessarily mean they're capable communicating location distance breeding grounds members species - something ants , bees , ravens humans do. dolphins? whales matter.
til one ever seen echidna ejaculate.
til anyone sworn statewide county office judgeship kentucky must declare oath participated , acted second otherwise assisted duel.
til bob marley died skin cancer started toenail
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. "
.. service would not. scum ball company ( evidence former customer ) way support again. must nice. comcast monopoly entire city outside satellite providers. wanna spend 100 bucks cable internet? ok fine get any. get internet * * cable less $ 100? witchcraft this? signed , canadian comes like 110 believe , pay bill get paid ; that's basic cable mind internet caps like 4mb / dl want say? state sanctioned robbery. $ 110? ? month? ! even afford starbucks? ? point others far worse ( looking everyone world feasible access internet way shape form ). sound like entitled brat. seriously ,
til honey bees ejaculate forcefully penises explode. kills honey bee. , technically speaking , mate life.
til 2010 , band somali pirates attempted capture us navy frigate uss nicholas , mistaking merchant vessel
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death die beating grizzly fistfight i'd regret fuck die champion
til common heart shape ( :heart_suit: ) quite possibly based seed used birth control ancient times.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence.
til william shatner recorded wake call played space shuttle discovery crew last day docked iss. saying" space , final frontier. voyages space shuttle discovery. 30 - year mission : .."
til 1983 , caddies masters tournament black. due clubs tradition. * indeed , club co-founder clifford roberts reputed said ," long i'm alive , golfers white , caddies black. " * prediction probably turned correct well killed 3rd hole 1977 yes correct
til 2007 , new parking garage germany ended two parking bays peculiar shape required complicated parking maneuver order park there. officials declared men's parking spaces discourage unskilled drivers attempting maneuver.
til prison warden loved retired , 100 inmates pooled together money throw party.
til australian prime minister named harold holt served 1966 1967. one day , office , went swim disappeared without trace.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " he's like actor take every script he's given yet remains highly respected still offered great roles. nic cage started ( he's oscar winner ) destroyed career. nic cage already peaked con air face / off. cannot top performances matter are. also lord war
til nikola tesla able integral calculus head , leading teachers believe cheating.
til many german pows captured allies ww2 horrified footage holocaust burned uniforms called germany surrender , even volunteered join fight axis.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly shame people learned mistakes pre-ww 2 germany.
til mid - 1990s , due stress acting promotion films , jean-claude van damme developed cocaine addiction. spent $ 10,00 week , snorted 10 grams per day 1996.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank knocking power , messing hermit crabs throwing rocks. otto sounds like hellraiser.
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. child , john markle , murdered entire family killing investigated fraud.
til : 76 % known serial killers 20th century united states. key word is" known" countries catch acknowledge serial killers. russia bragged usa serial killers. truth never coordinated police force tie crimes together.
til bruce willis agreed guest star friends losing bet his" whole nine yards" co-star mathew perry. played jennifer aniston's love interest 3 episode arc emmy performance. donated acting fee five
til peppers used tabasco sauce picked hand. pepper pickers compare color peppers small red stick ; colors match , peppers ripe used sauce production process.
til report found , every $ 1 invested us national park service , american public receives $ 4 economic value.
til hiroshima policeman went nagasaki teach police officers duck cover days bombings. single officer died nagasaki blast.
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til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. til $ 14 million budget , major hollywood actors , major hollywood filmmaker , film company owned comcast , qualify independent filmmaking. edit. great. top comment snide remark. rip previous also think sp came gay cowboy idea. also recall pudding eating. guess know lingo then.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. yeah , actually died narcissistic personality disorder. yeah can't believe dude commercial comparing fucking gandhi , egomaniac.
til george washington wooden teeth , set real teeth slaves
til steve jobs took acid , said" taking lsd profound experience , one important things life" would seem there's wide range experiences lsd. since often dark enough thoughts nightmares terrifying , i'd definitely rather risk it. smart. know thyself truly know thyself afraid taking lsd truly know lsd would definitely afraid taking lsd. good-time party drug folks. exactly jobs described , profound experience. definitely fear almost like fear god.
til nintendo sued galoob prevent release nes cheating device , game genie ; legal battle followed. sega genesis version , sega allowed release , officially licensed it.
til chrysler built 55 turbine-powered cars 1963-1964. could run fuel could burn oxygen , including perfume tequila , produced 130 horsepower. nine still exist. jay leno one , shouldnt much surprise anybody loves cars. [URL] i'm told there's one unassuming warehouse know terre haute , indiana small car collection. told still ran 10 years ago , idles smoothly balance nickel edge air intake. never saw i've terre haute , offense town believe anything interesting there.
til you. state texas roughly 10 % larger france almost twice large germany. you. s. big , really big. sometimes i'm surprised throughout course history never become multiple countries.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. everyone freaking : seal extinct.
til last words serial killer peter krten were" tell .. head chopped , still able hear , least moment , sound blood gushing stump neck? would pleasure end pleasures. " mean guy real jerk.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original.
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. dairy industry done impressive things years. food pyramid designed specifically encourage milk cheese consumption help struggling dairy farmers. wait. telling nutritional information .. official nutritional information government uses strictly scientifical? oh honey goes top triangle. bee lobby really powerful.
til : samuel morse invented telegraph received letter wife's failing health .. she'd died.
til honey bees ejaculate forcefully penises explode. kills honey bee.
til jeffrey dahmer inspired emperor return jedi. wanted build a" temple" victims ' skulls could sit absorb a" spiritural force power"
til ohio issues" scarlet letter plates" people given limited driving privileges convicted dui. realize states dui plates. also heroin plates ohio , they're light blue say" kentucky" top.
.. jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank surroundings. imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " " nested simulations would taxing systems. we'll make physically impossible. "" how? "" i'm sure , we'll make something like speed light. "
til thalidomide , infamous morning sickness drug caused severe birth defects , never approved use us single reviewer fda think tested enough , resisted industry pressure approve drug anyway. mom told prescription thalidomide carrying , decided save money put morning sickness.
til word" meme" coined biologist richard dawkins refer ideas spread replicate darwinian fashion
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. uneducated , furthest category extinct still extinction spectrum , every animal fit spectrum. like category field mice? edit : thanks answers guys! i'm authority , humans listed as" least concern" . likely latter. really category beyond that. " excess" . people get ideas .. know people ideas .. worried someone might make sort .. [ modest proposal? ] ( [URL] )
til penn jillette penn teller painted finger nails red joke response mother telling get manicure people would looking hands , always keeps one finger nail painted red memory mother.
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. mean , angel , likes customers? business owners thrive them.
.. annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank surroundings. imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " " nested simulations would taxing systems. we'll make physically impossible. "" how? "" i'm sure , we'll make something like speed light. " came comments , left questioning life.
til classic pc game" baldur's gate" developed , alongside engine , 18 months team 60 people never worked video game before. still one best rpg games ever made. recently re-released ' enhanced edition ' even enjoyable play now.
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged jules verne treasury kid , illustrations always blew away. think they're woodcuts? [URL]
til soviet composer dmitri shostakovich obsessive regularly sent cards test well postal service working.
til almost albums , lenny kravitz sang songs , everything else : played guitar , bass , drums , percussions produced himself.
til nintendo sued galoob prevent release nes cheating device , game genie ; legal battle followed. sega genesis version , sega allowed release , officially licensed it.
til darth vader father luke skywalker real name anakin skywalker
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. hell * * can't remember solution tasks three years. barely remember password internet webpages. google ask want remember password wait see password entered right one. legitimately changed password twice one day i'm bad remembering them.
til the" demon core ' , 6.2 kg subcritical mass plutonium briefly went critical two separate experiments , killing two members manhattan project
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. til anti-vaxers trying save economy. .. surprising revelation look little johnny , city needs new library. can't afford let live. kids.
til 1984 fbi declared key west police department criminal enterprise , several high-ranking officers arrested running protection racket cocaine smugglers.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" things never change.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. think got idea movie? ? 93.6 % hollywood films inspired eric cartman. study done yale , can't seem find link however ..
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank knocking power , messing hermit crabs throwing rocks. otto sounds like hellraiser.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. seinfeld taught many lessons. one favorite remember courtesy wave. never double dip. re-gift eat peas one time. eat snickers bar knife fork.
til yreka , california , bakery operated 100 years called yreka bakery , formed palindrome. business closed gallery opened spot , named yrella gallery would also form palindrome.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes " * reason , parts play , like boromir ned stark , life online long afterwards. keep seeing - call - memes? " * - sean bean he's us. shit. we've discovered. everybody scatter! memes man? ! cops gonna find them!
til walk disturbance ( person worried walk may lose balance ) may appear social anxiety , especially passing group people.
til despite immense wealth , john d. rockefeller always took train mansion downtown new york office every day. often harassed beggars passengers , refused travel bodyguards use private transportation.
til steve jobs took acid , said" taking lsd profound experience , one important things life" would seem there's wide range experiences lsd. since often dark enough thoughts nightmares terrifying , i'd definitely rather risk it. smart. know thyself truly know thyself afraid taking lsd truly know lsd would definitely afraid taking lsd. good-time party drug folks. exactly jobs described , profound experience. definitely fear almost like fear god.
til richard lawrence , 1835 attempted assassinate president andrew jackson funeral using two pistols shot point blank. misfired , president severely beat cane , wrestled submission davy crockett.
til vietnam war 30,00 american draft dodgers fled canada , number canadians volunteered fight
til monty python's , always look bright side life played pa system end every iron maiden concert.
til 80s hair band winger trace massive mid - 90s downfall popularity mocked relentlessly on" beavis butt-head" subsequent mike judge projects
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. mother 4 year old 1.5 year old two friends round house , there's enough wine world. send supplies. kids , 1.5 year olds really friends? old enough age understand friendship?
til many german pows captured allies ww2 horrified footage holocaust burned uniforms called germany surrender , even volunteered join fight axis.
.. cocaine addiction hidden family eight years. claims kept addiction well-hidden eventually ," .. books [ started ] show while. ' misery ' book cocaine. annie wilkes cocaine. number-one fan. take adderall every day reason , reason relationships feel * stronger * well. couple days , adderall makes antisocial point want tell everyone know fuck take even adderall smoke bongs day alone. adderall weed nice , end smoking soo much i'm adderall. want try adderall stuff listen people. adderall type drug meth , quite strong. easy become addicted hard body leads insomnia rough" come down" high.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. reminds kazakhstan girl shooting competition played borat spoof anthem. link : [URL]
til darko milicic , drafted 2nd overall 2003 nba draft ( carmelo anthony , dwyane wade chris bosh ) currently apple farmer serbia.
til 2002 fake sequel harry potter appeared china title" harry potter bao zuolong. " book consists text jrr tolkien's hobbit names changed harry potter characters.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes " * reason , parts play , like boromir ned stark , life online long afterwards. keep seeing - call - memes? " * - sean bean he's us. shit. we've discovered. everybody scatter! memes man? ! cops gonna find them!
til william shatner recorded wake call played space shuttle discovery crew last day docked iss. saying" space , final frontier. voyages space shuttle discovery. 30 - year mission : .."
til wasabi vapour effect similar smelling salts , property exploited create smoke alarms deaf.
til woman jumped 86th floor empire state building , blown back onto ledge 85th floor gust wind.
til chrysler built 55 turbine-powered cars 1963-1964. could run fuel could burn oxygen , including perfume tequila , produced 130 horsepower. nine still exist.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. masturbation animals ( using objects ; case dolphins use sand , use tortoise etc ) common may thing. done immediately copulation might also help reduce risk sexually transmitted diseases.
til indiana jones changed image archaeology. ' raiders lost ark ' ( 1981 ) , people imagined archaeologist weak , older person needs rescuing. stereotype male ivy league professor /
til steve jobs took acid , said" taking lsd profound experience , one important things life" would seem there's wide range experiences lsd. since often dark enough thoughts nightmares terrifying , i'd definitely rather risk it. maybe always disappointed bored experience every time tried it. maybe cheap stuff tried handful times life different" retailers. "
.. octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " surreal would see ai inside simulation begin talk simulation? think might like westworld
til theoretical physicist max planck told get field physics professor because" field , almost everything already discovered. " anyway originated quantum theory revolutionized field.
til cops died illness linked 9/11 perished day
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. .. realized like dogs alive 9/11 probably dead .. =[ dog born 199 happy_face dog still alive? isn't. probably dispose body. is. turning 18 june.
til kyoto , former capital japan , means" capital city" tokyo means" eastern capital" related amsterdam means dam amstel ( river ) related budapest means buda pest names two cities joined create budapest. related rome called rome romans lived there. rome called rome wolf-baby killed brother can't really blame , though. imagine city called reme? it'd completely ridiculous.
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged jules verne treasury kid , illustrations always blew away. think they're woodcuts? [URL] much wood would woodcutter cut woodcutter woodcut wood?
til sitting bull touring buffalo bill's wild west show , impressed annie oakley's shooting abilities charmed character gave name" little sure shot" symbolically adopted daughter. sounds suspiciously like something a" wild west show" promoter would come with. welcome like 85 percent us history " greatest country world" . founded genocide slavery. yup , checks out.
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. actually makes lot meaningful. hare nap job everyone would die anyways? guess story pointlessness achievement face unavoidable death? reading employ animals form part critical communications infrastructure simply speed / reliability / fault-tolerance / integrity properties modern built environment needs. actually pursued heavily 90s the. com explosion. credit rfc 1149 see close came full-stack avian transport layer internet : [URL]
til dextromethorphan ( aka robitussin ) dissociative drug , works acting brain raise threshold thinks needs cough.
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax soon known as" retail credit agency" following congressional testimony. < two weeks later > okay , calling ourselves" credit mcchecky clown penis" literally name left. let's hope nothing goes wrong time. could always washington redskins credit agency rename trump credit agency. way , matter happens least 1/3 rd country believe anything bad lie.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. think got idea movie? ? 93.6 % hollywood films inspired eric cartman. study done yale , can't seem find link however .. " um .. okay , : adam sandler like love girl. turns girl actually golden retriever something. " that's plot always sunny episode , except rickety cricket instead adam sandler. hilarious episode way.
til gino bartali - champion italian cyclist. wwii , cycled italy carrying messages italian resistance. even smuggled jews wagon secret compartment telling people part training.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging always wondered , thought hanged , probably sentenced death , the" dead" part implied , since put death. guess good loophole end , though!
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. i'm christian , bible got absolutely right said ," love money root evil. " well , actually says" root kinds evil. " translation holding as" correct? " sell translation says love money totally fine. guy translates
til least two peer-reviewed medical studies suggested stickers mr. yuk , green face used label poisonous household objects , effectively keep children away potential poisons may even attract children.
til william hung , known famous american idol audition , 73rd generation descendant confucius
til kyoto , former capital japan , means" capital city" tokyo means" eastern capital" related amsterdam means dam amstel ( river ) related budapest means buda pest names two cities joined create budapest. related rome called rome romans lived there. rome called rome wolf-baby killed brother can't really blame , though. imagine city called reme? it'd completely ridiculous.
til maned wolf's urine smells much like marijuana caused police rotterdam zoo go hunt cannabis smokers
til patsy cline offered car ride back nashville singer dottie west. cline refused , telling west ," worry , hoss. time go , time. " patsy cline died plane crash
til butane canisters manufactured exclusively south korea. exception single manufacturer houston texas.
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. anyone care explain raw eggs whiskey changes person's voice? whiskey cigarettes work like charm. source : tom waits
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til that" elephants capable swimmers. recorded swimming six hours without touching bottom , travelled far 48 km ( 30 mi ) stretch speeds 2.1 km / h ( 1 mph
til mike myers loosely based dr. evil character former snl boss lorne micheals. dr. evil's phrase" throw frickin ' bone , people ," supposedly something michaels said many times script
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time right , necessarily mean they're capable communicating location distance breeding grounds members species - something ants , bees , ravens humans do. dolphins? whales matter. octopus friend avocado?
til gary webb , reporter san jose mercury news first broke story cia involvement cocaine trade , found dead with" two gunshot wounds head. " death , 2004 , ruled
til that" elephants capable swimmers. recorded swimming six hours without touching bottom , travelled far 48 km ( 30 mi ) stretch speeds 2.1 km / h ( 1 mph
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. til $ 14 million budget , major hollywood actors , major hollywood filmmaker , film company owned comcast , qualify independent filmmaking. edit. great. top comment snide remark. rip previous also think sp came gay cowboy idea. also recall pudding eating. guess know lingo then.
til jfk records act , act states government documents related kennedy assassination publicly disclosed october 26 2017.
til genghis khan tengrist , religiously tolerant interested learning philosophical moral lessons religions. consulted buddhist monks , muslims , christian missionaries , taoist monk qiu chuji. discriminate , would wipe entire populations regardless religious affiliation.
til : today's average teenagers know vastly milky way galaxies professional astronomers 100 years ago.
til day crew battleship uss texas intentionally flooded torpedo tube order cause 2 degree list , giving main guns enough extra elevation boost range & hit target mainland. wwii-era russian tanks often said happiest tanks world? barely gun depression laughing_face [ meanwhile america ] ( [URL] ) ( i'm like 50 % sure go little lower )
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging i've heard" ~ ~ hung ~ ~ hanged neck dead" many times never thought anything it. cool. cool cool cool. edit : til correct time say hanged referring killing person
til us , ground floor called 1st floor inside buildings
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. til $ 14 million budget , major hollywood actors , major hollywood filmmaker , film company owned comcast , qualify independent filmmaking. edit. great. top comment snide remark. rip previous also think sp came gay cowboy idea. also recall pudding eating.
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax soon known as" retail credit agency" following congressional testimony. < two weeks later > okay , calling ourselves" credit mcchecky clown penis" literally name left. let's hope nothing goes wrong time. could always washington redskins credit agency rename trump credit agency. way , matter happens least 1/3 rd country believe anything bad lie.
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. amazingly , every guns n roses band member appetite destruction still alive. motley too? like f..? none hold candle ozzy. he's actually donating body science dies figure lived drugs alcohol. prince darkness , whatever want.
til marvel's first movie , howard duck , bombed box office. cost estimated $ 37 million , grossed $ 38 million internationally , netting $ 1 million.
til empire state building took little year construction complete ( 410 days twelve days ahead schedule ).
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us it? i've living whole life i've never heard anyone say it. unless say english accent mean , people often talk semen typical conversations , definitely is. probably differs region region. i'm southern california
til international data code switzerland ch , stands confoederatio helvetica , latin name country. switzerland chose code avoid favouring four official languages.
til us airways flight 1549 ditching hudson ( aka" miracle hudson" ) , officials captured gassed 1,235 canadian geese destroyed 1,739 goose eggs across new york city.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" things never change.
til alec guinness agreed appear star wars negotiated deal doubled initial salary offer , guaranteed publicity film , would awarded 2.25 % gross royalties paid george lucas
til actors played brother sister on" dexter" began dating , fell love , got engaged , got married , got divorced , continuing play brother sister tv. also entertain storyline thought interested ( adopted ) brother romantically. think post divorce , must've weird tbh , weird case. uncomfortable unnecessary plotline. plotlines dexter? season 4 show trash gawd season 4 awesome.
til kyoto , former capital japan , means" capital city" tokyo means" eastern capital" there's great [ documentary ] ( [URL] ) goes naming convention japan came , really interesting stuff.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. think got idea movie? ? 93.6 % hollywood films inspired eric cartman. study done yale , can't seem find link however .. " um .. okay , : adam sandler like love girl. turns girl actually golden retriever something. " that's plot always sunny episode , except rickety cricket instead adam sandler. hilarious episode way. i'm massive always sunny fan thought episode bit weak.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death regret bone-itis man , great episode. get home work i'll re-watch netfli .. oh wait
til richard shot crossbow , died summoned boy , assumed he'd executed. instead , forgave boy sent away 100 shillings. richard died , boy hanged.
til humans ' closest relative , bonobos , peaceful female-run society sex used resolve conflict. they" make love , war. "
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. sailors , much like prisoners , historically relations members sex crew due lack women. possible? turn gay there's women around? , don't" turn gay" . cums point though warm hole warm hole. edit : there's nothing gay exploring! i'm done puns yeah nothing gay it. two straight dudes butt sex. mean think , gayest thing world sex woman. soft frilly smell like flowers. that's straight queer. fucking dude? muscles sweat , manly thing do.
til indiana jones changed image archaeology. ' raiders lost ark ' ( 1981 ) , people imagined archaeologist weak , older person needs rescuing. stereotype male ivy league professor /
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. always wonder adult show came would liked it. love curb can't get seinfeld? ! i'm opposite , grew seinfeld still happily rewatch could never get curb. curb makes cringe hard , press stop walk away episode. still like show odd reason try watch cringing larry's inability understand social norms kills me.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. promising career killed track 1971. buried flag record mexican national anthem. well plan least. record badly scratched replaced new copy mexican hat dance.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. episode 30 rock , character pete hornberger never overachieves avoid getting promoted head.
til last words serial killer peter krten were" tell .. head chopped , still able hear , least moment , sound blood gushing stump neck? would pleasure end pleasures. " hear sound blood gushing stump neck , would ejaculate? r / nocontext r / evenwithcontext finally proper use. ejaculate?
til queen elizabeth ii trained mechanic. learned skills wwii ( 1945 ) part auxiliary territorial service.
til movie , - 571 , states americans responsible capturing first enigma machine. truth first enigma machine captured british , 7 months americans entered war. tony blair ridiculed movie prime minister's questions. bill clinton dismissed movie work fiction. americans never captured single enigma machine. 2 canadians , 13 british. watch hollywood films expect see us calvary ti rescue. fact russian blood us factories war.
til penn jillette penn teller painted finger nails red joke response mother telling get manicure people would looking hands , always keeps one finger nail painted red memory mother. read jillette's book god , no! , parts family life really compelling , eg. late parents , led seeing sister die old age younger age. he's quite complicated person. edit guy slightly older sister think might fuck much mom dying , mean kind expect see parents die seeing sibling die nowhere close must painful sister died 18 7. shit fucks life.
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til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con person attacked another congoer , adrianne stepped up. congoer? one congo? think related con. specifically congo-con person cosplaying amy. congogoer
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. * 1905 , companies merged become nestl anglo-swiss condensed milk company , retaining name 1947. * good decision shorten nestl. dunno , think shortened anglo-swiss condensed milk company. roles tongue , know. anglo milk sounds dirty contrary superior purest white milk buy , produced master race anglo aryan mountain cows.
til founder scientology , l. ron hubbard , commanded submarine wwii. performance was" substandard ," almost started war mexico ordering crew fire coronado islands.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. worried purity drugs? visit nearest police station illegal drugs tested - free charge! i'm pick free boat
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged well writer. best words. tremendous writer " sad" bigly
til picture severed japanese head tank turret published life magazine february 1 , 1943 , generated less protest letters image mistreated cat issue.
til : 76 % known serial killers 20th century united states. key word is" known" countries catch acknowledge serial killers. russia bragged usa serial killers. truth never coordinated police force tie crimes together.
til people used think kidneys governed one's conscience , several bible verses say god inspects kidneys dead. jewish tradition holds one kidney counsels good , evil.
til despite useful properties , dandelion grown regarded weed , result rise lawn culture marketing pesticide companies.
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold hoa's : even once. usually" hoa's : never again" , folks get wise previous home shopping. grew without hoas , grew family farm , surrounded ritzy subdivisions hoas , heard nothing horror stories them. got place , refused accept anything hoa. consider hoa neighborhoods purchasing. deal shitty neighbors occasion , price freedom. sounds like hoa guarantees least one shitty neighbour anyway.
til grizzly bears feared respected native americans hunting required company 4 10 warriors done preparation ceremoniality intertribal warfare.
til pitbulls responsible fatal dog attacks america past 2 years
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly like high school history stuff , anyway.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. homeowner without kids : umbrella f-ing cheap stupid it. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" things never change. humanity never changed even one tiny bit. check ancient shitposting. [URL]
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. , got hired 15 times. that's positive. i'm met multiple women exactly like that. get hired drop hat garbage employees. helps good looking. real honest god discussion nicki minaj , hot? personally touch ten foot pole , looks like plastic monster. like blow-up doll human skin. guys actually find attractive?
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. i'm going go swimming ocean right ( ) i'm going seafood store. live eels? focused dolphin penis nature showing us slime eels great jerking off? [URL]
til china first country world produce steel preceding europe 100 years failed reach industrial revolution due absence middle class
til donald duck loved scandinavian countries sweden make illegal vote political elections. 2005 norway 1/4 total population read donald duck magazine , and" donaldism" became thing. confirm. norwegian. tons comics. teenagers even adults read them. they're cutesy childish traditional disney stuff. fascinating decendents vikings donald duck magazine collectors. us never vikings. norsemen , yes , raiders. anime manga big there? e. g. one punch man , attack titans , dragon ball super
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. also remember hearing china big homeless population worried optics shown exposed olympics .. sudden homeless problem.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. hell * * can't remember solution tasks three years. barely remember password internet webpages. google ask want remember password wait see password entered right one. legitimately changed password twice one day i'm bad remembering them. i'm 63 character password
til california gold rush , distinct lack women san fransisco caused gay culture flourish. men would often pay for" female impersonators" prostitutes.
til christianity , islam judaism worship abrahamic god. religious texts also feature many figures , histories places. jesus also muslim prophet.
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. would raw eggs make voice rough? raw eggs would line throat could gargling harsh sounds without damaging vocal chords hurting throat. it'd like thick milkshake attempting extreme metal vocals. mean , i'd probably rather milkshake. healthy metal vocals. vegan black metal , kvlt right now.
til gino bartali - champion italian cyclist. wwii , cycled italy carrying messages italian resistance. even smuggled jews wagon secret compartment telling people part training.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " he's like actor take every script he's given yet remains highly respected still offered great roles. nic cage started ( he's oscar winner ) destroyed career. nic cage already peaked con air face / off. cannot top performances matter are. also lord war
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league calling - bayern stumble group stages champions league get third , fall europa league , we'll make annual trip allianz round 32.
.." , guitarist angus young said" need play [ album ] backwards , never hid [ messages ]. we'd call album highway hell , right front them. " favorite angus quote :" people saying acdc released album 8 times. say them? "" that's bullshit! we've released album 9 times" enjoy quote gets repeated ever increasing numbers switched .. ya , original quote was" people saying ac / dc released album 9 times , say them? " that's bullshit released album 10 times" laughing loud. google quote .. > i'm sick tired people saying put 11 albums sound exactly same. fact , we've put 12 albums sound exactly same. i'm sorry , [ here's actually video clip saying ] ( [URL] )
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches careful. want piss scientologists. i'm even kidding.
til hiroshima policeman went nagasaki teach police officers duck cover days bombings. single officer died nagasaki blast.
til steve jobs took acid , said" taking lsd profound experience , one important things life" would seem there's wide range experiences lsd. since often dark enough thoughts nightmares terrifying , i'd definitely rather risk it. maybe always disappointed bored experience every time tried it. maybe cheap stuff tried handful times life different" retailers. "
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. think got idea movie? ? 93.6 % hollywood films inspired eric cartman. study done yale , can't seem find link however ..
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax
til - edison died nikola tesla wrote negative obituary nyt - made fun hygiene work ethic
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league least qualified european competition we're capable winning .. enjoy maccabi tel aviv away cunts tel aviv lovely city really. let's hope they're miserable. horrific away trip tho. must furthest trip , right?
til one two kellogg brothers obsessed preventing masturbation originally invented corn flakes reduce children.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. nothing .. mormons baptize die! baptize people listed phone book. grandmother use baptize neighborhood kids / babies kitchen sink watching summer. catholic want babies going purgatory / hell.
til cali cartel murdered many people dumped bodies cauca river local municipality eventually bankrupt cost recovering corpses conducting autopsies.
til battle spotsylvania general sedgwick , saw men ducking cover exclaimed" dodging like this? hit elephant distance. " last words shot killed right finished sentence
til actor martin sheen arrested total 66 times protesting acts civil disobedience - recently 2007 trespassing nevada nuclear test facility. illusive man strikes
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. amazingly , every guns n roses band member appetite destruction still alive. motley too? like f..? none hold candle ozzy. he's actually donating body science dies figure lived drugs alcohol.
til male chicks born egg farms , considered useless. thus , disposed , grinding alive. faint heart. [ ns ] ( [URL] ) | [ fw ] ( [URL] )
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. oh , sorry , thought america gawl , sharon! love suddenly like season 8 randy became best character. favorite south park trivia trey parker dad named randy geologist ..
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging i've heard" ~ ~ hung ~ ~ hanged neck dead" many times never thought anything it. cool. cool cool cool. edit : til correct time say hanged referring killing person
antonio conte would 4th italian manager win premier league. never english manager.
til common" save" icon depiction obsolete external writable storage device called floppy disk.
students avoid making eye contact could guilty racism , oxford university says
til table beer served belgian schools 1980s. proposed re-introduce low alcohol beer ( < 1.5 % abv ) schools healthier alternative softdrinks.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. masturbation animals ( using objects ; case dolphins use sand , use tortoise etc ) common may thing. done immediately copulation might also help reduce risk sexually transmitted diseases.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. dwight right.
til armadillos genus dasypus ( ones found us ) give birth four genetically identical young split embryo ; i. e. always identical quadruplets ; known vertebrate animals exhibit this" polyembryony"
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. .. realized like dogs alive 9/11 probably dead .. =[ oh yeah. also , remember comet full house? he's dead too. dog frasier died 2006.
til reindeer one mammals see uv light , allowing see lichen , polar bears snow , urine trails
til death steve irwin , speculated series revenge killings , least ten stingrays found dead mutilated coast queensland that's literally last thing would wanted ..
til steve-o clown graduated ringling brothers barnum & bailey clown college
til jfk prescribed use rocking chair ease back pain , enjoyed much would give rocking chairs gifts friends , family , heads state.
til actors played brother sister on" dexter" began dating , fell love , got engaged , got married , got divorced , continuing play brother sister tv. also entertain storyline thought interested ( adopted ) brother romantically. think post divorce , must've weird tbh , weird case. uncomfortable unnecessary plotline. plotlines dexter? season 4 show trash gawd season 4 awesome.
til sitting bull touring buffalo bill's wild west show , impressed annie oakley's shooting abilities charmed character gave name" little sure shot" symbolically adopted daughter.
til : 76 % known serial killers 20th century united states.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance army get promoted based fast run two miles. buddy mine great leadership capabilities got passed guy eats crayons run.
til medal honor recipient , master sergeant roy benavidez. 37 wounds bullets , bayonets , shrapnel. thought dead , spit face doctor zipping body bag.
til report found , every $ 1 invested us national park service , american public receives $ 4 economic value.
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches wait cockroaches bite? ??
til snoop dogg directed porn , name porn snoop doggystyle. released , huge hit top selling release year 2002 avn awards.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death die beating grizzly fistfight i'd regret fuck
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. episode 30 rock , character pete hornberger never overachieves avoid getting promoted head.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. reminded ted talk one shooter's mother did. however , page crashing now. , reddit thread that? ted tedx? what's difference? tedx talks organized presented anyone , verification. occasionally leads misleading information / [ hilarity ] ( [URL] ).
til henry ford invent assembly line. invented ransom e. olds ( oldsmobile ).
til general napier asked respect indian custom burning widows husband's funeral pyre , replied english custom hang murderers.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material.
til theoretical physicist max planck told get field physics professor because" field , almost everything already discovered. " anyway originated quantum theory revolutionized field.
til response a" catastrophic emergency ," united states government suspended replaced single , combined branch" coordinated" president , indefinitely.
til oprah born single mother , wore potato sacks clothes , molested family , gave birth stillborn child 14 like not. still gotta respect her. like oprah? raise hand here. consistently given platform pseudoscience hucksters , pressed , shrugs saying something along lines trying inform people dr. oz legitimate doctor saved peoples lives. goddamn snake oil salesman. know entirely oprah fault , enabled supported it. think kind shitty that.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. job's belief alternative medicine surprising. one point fruitarian believed fruitarians bo , bathe. iirc ashton kutcher tried replicate diet stop due development pancreatic issues. movie role?
til washington state originally called columbia thought may confused district columbia rejected.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. thought * fruit * would cure cancer. apples guy bannanas. * b-a-n-a-n-a-s! !! * record i'm singing , correcting spelling error.
til recent educational experiment suggested reading" boy cried wolf" increased children's likelihood lying. hand , reading book george washington cherry tree decreased likelihood dramatically.
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. everyone freaking : seal extinct.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " [ removed ]
til british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old. feel like i'm taking crazy pills. op , coin showing front back. person verifying authenticity display front back plastic protective container? saw coin? like separating oreo cookie? oh , haha , no. held place [ plastic container called a" slab" ] ( [URL] ) coin collecting community. ok. i'm going od crazy pills here. slab holds coin. front ( heads ) separated back ( tails )? shown slab. two separate coins , sawn two? looks like op's picture edited show sides label without full slab. thanks.
til grizzly bears feared respected native americans hunting required company 4 10 warriors done preparation ceremoniality intertribal warfare.
til nazis cleared minefields chasing captured civilians across , detonating explosives.
til bruce willis agreed guest star friends losing bet his" whole nine yards" co-star mathew perry. played jennifer aniston's love interest 3 episode arc emmy performance. donated acting fee five
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. til $ 14 million budget , major hollywood actors , major hollywood filmmaker , film company owned comcast , qualify independent filmmaking. edit. great. top comment snide remark. rip previous also think sp came gay cowboy idea. also recall pudding eating. guess know lingo then. eat poopoo
til nasa pilots routinely intercepted defeated you. s. navy phantom iis mock dogfights , complaints navy put end harassment.
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters. german. til kill shelters.
til us , ground floor called 1st floor inside buildings
til aeschylus , ancient greek tragedian , supposedly prophesied die falling object , therefore stayed outdoors. killed eagle dropped tortoise , mistaking bald head rock.
til america's first female mayor elected 1887. group men nominated joke , 60 percent vote. 4chan 1887?
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " [ removed ] want sad_face want smile mean ..
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. gotta make sexy eat. hips nips. make sexy! gonna get higher ^ ^ ^ higher edit : humble post pushed 20,00 karma threshold three * whole years * lame posts. thank , taking higher ^ ^ ^ higher [ guys mind pcp? ] ( [URL] )
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. yeah , actually died narcissistic personality disorder. yeah can't believe dude commercial comparing fucking gandhi , egomaniac.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" things never change. humanity never changed even one tiny bit. check ancient shitposting. [URL]
til 1973 , cia launched covert operation overthrew chile's longstanding democratic government replaced military dictatorship rife human rights violations.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. sound like shill big children.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. many confused. answer homeowner's insurance likely umbrella coverage. insurance clearly covered acts caused residents household. result , victims could sue parents actually get damages. homeowners insurance include? yep , umbrella policy. one added mine. $ 1 million covers pretty much anything around $ 300 / year. whats funny teenager moves it'll drop $ 120 / year! homeowner without kids : umbrella f-ing cheap stupid it.
til 1984 fbi declared key west police department criminal enterprise , several high-ranking officers arrested running protection racket cocaine smugglers.
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold hoa's : even once. usually" hoa's : never again" , folks get wise previous home shopping. grew without hoas , grew family farm , surrounded ritzy subdivisions hoas , heard nothing horror stories them. got place , refused accept anything hoa. consider hoa neighborhoods purchasing. deal shitty neighbors occasion , price freedom. sounds like hoa guarantees least one shitty neighbour anyway.
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. milk tried daughter's school absolutely packed sugar. almost sweet ice cream. low fat. would better full fat sugar. americans add sugar regular milk? know already fairly high sugar
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax soon known as" retail credit agency" following congressional testimony. < two weeks later > okay , calling ourselves" credit mcchecky clown penis" literally name left. let's hope nothing goes wrong time. could always washington redskins credit agency rename trump credit agency. way , matter happens least 1/3 rd country believe anything bad lie.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. dolphin without hands? dolphin penises prehensile. like tentacles. take moment think that. til i'm never swimming ocean again.
til recent educational experiment suggested reading" boy cried wolf" increased children's likelihood lying. hand , reading book george washington cherry tree decreased likelihood dramatically.
til : today's average teenagers know vastly milky way galaxies professional astronomers 100 years ago.
til debuting 1979 one-time , 13 - part series ," old house" one earliest home improvement shows. initially controversial among building contractors , cast afraid giving away secrets building trades.
til eagles '" hotel california" written twilight zone styled metaphor l. a. beverly hills strange inhabitants. steely knives reference steely dan , inspired band bold lyrics.
til medal honor recipient thomas baker asked left behind japanese counter attack saipan due wounded. asked 1 pistol 8 bullets. returning us army found corpse 8 dead japanese.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. " boris yeltsin first words you. s. president clinton upon meeting 1995 , think o. j. it? " guy like relaxed uncle. relaxed drank fifth vodka every day like old russian proverb :" everything's okay enough vodka"
til former newspaper editor sun , kelvin mackenzie , published story alleging elton john voiceboxes guard dogs removed. proven wrong reporter went round check dogs barked him.
til 4 us states completely banned billboards til 4 states banned them. taking rest guys long?
til medal honor recipient thomas baker asked left behind japanese counter attack saipan due wounded. asked 1 pistol 8 bullets. returning us army found corpse 8 dead japanese. asked bullets.
til russell crowe contacted fbi al qaeda wanting kidnap take" iconographic americans picture sort cultural destabilisation plan. " russel crowe american though. he's originally new zealand.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original.
til eleven cases blood alcohol content higher 1 % , poland holds five last one painful. every little tiny scratch scrape body soaked alcohol time. another note , may hold record cleanest person human history. hope fell asleep tub lay think get got progressively drunk. maybe thought she'd revolutionized alcohol consumption. didn't. i'll leave [ ] ( [URL] ) .. [ may seen informal version ] ( [URL] )
til george foreman originally paid 40 % profits endorsing george foreman grill. peak grill's sales , making 4.5 million dollars month. garage sales still awash things. almost bad shake weight , nutri bullet , soda stream. except grills awesome. always wondered made good burgers.
til - men 20s ejaculate often may impart protections prostate cancer later life.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original.
til queen band world every member written least 3 number ones , meaning whole band songwriter's hall fame
til china first country world produce steel preceding europe 100 years failed reach industrial revolution due absence middle class
til west germany fully decriminalised homosexual acts males 1994 criminal law needed reconciliation law east germany , decriminalised since 1968
til 2001 , united states ' military airdropped 2.4 million pop-tarts afghanistan us invasion.
til sandra bullock speaks fluent german , raised germany austria 12 years father worked you. s. army europe.
til japanese kamikaze pilots allowed return find suitable target. one pilot shot ninth return.
til british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old. 1200 years old , here's [ king edward hammered silver penny ] ( [URL] ) , clocking least 710 years old. obverse : edw r angl dns hyb edward king
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity. meanwhile , i'm starting think selling kidney i'm broke .. funny say recently research organ markets. illegal sell organs you. s. , despite economically efficient solution organ shortage. good alternative would make motorcycles dirt cheap.
til aztec empire one first societies mandatory education children regardless gender rank.
til king ludwig mad built many weird impractical castles bavaria later inspired fairy tale castles walt disney parks.
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. astounds story ," smithsonian expedition leave least two seals male female least give fighting chance beat extinction? " can't save species two individuals ; much inbreeding.
til crowned eagle , known bird confirmed viewing humans prey
til nirvana's cover david bowie's" man sold world" 1993 mtv unplugged album revitalized people's interest bowie also leading younger listeners think covering nirvana , much annoyance.
til aztecs made swords embedded prismatic obsidian blades far sharper even high quality present day steel razor blades.
til bill skarsgard ( pennywise ) , alexander skarsgard ( tarzan legend tarzan ) gustaf skarsgard ( floki vikings ) sons stellan skarsgard ( erik selvig thor , good hunting
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. something something getting nailed seamen loose hips sink ships. would still stick with" loose lips" , different set.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. actually worked called alternative medicine. would called medicine. laughing loud , one good friends rant likes there's thing short cut giving directions. " faster easier route , ' way '"
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind. driving newer car awful people walking / biking front you. either honk look like inpatient asshole tread behind pissing drivers behind you. need add button activates speaker projects forward smooth spoken word gospel album performed musk medium volume. look next model joking , really need polite version horn. like ," woo-hoo , i'm behind you! "
til united airlines broke dave carroll's $ 4500 guitar refused pay wrote protest song. next 4 weeks united's stock price fell 10 % , costing stockholders $ 180 million.
til medal honor recipient thomas baker asked left behind japanese counter attack saipan due wounded. asked 1 pistol 8 bullets. returning us army found corpse 8 dead japanese. asked bullets.
til thomas jefferson kept shetland sheep white house. attacked several people , killed small boy , eventually called" abominable animal" . adorab - wait , * killed * child? back then? presidents goat killed one children. take it? " oh ok mr. president. love anyways" * kicks * well kids back pretty decent chance diying anyways.
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. .. realized like dogs alive 9/11 probably dead .. =[ dog born 199 happy_face dog still alive? isn't. probably dispose body. is. turning 18 june.
til wil wheaton suffers generalized anxiety disorder chronic depression. supports mental health nonprofit organizations raising awareness conditions.
til terry kath band chigaco's last words were" worry .. look , clip even it" - putting pistol temple pulling trigger. that's always check chamber. also aim guns head pull trigger.
til classic pc game" baldur's gate" developed , alongside engine , 18 months team 60 people never worked video game before.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. many confused. answer homeowner's insurance likely umbrella coverage. insurance clearly covered acts caused residents household. result , victims could sue parents actually get damages. homeowners insurance include? yep , umbrella policy. one added mine. $ 1 million covers pretty much anything around $ 300 / year. whats funny teenager moves it'll drop $ 120 / year!
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. * 1905 , companies merged become nestl anglo-swiss condensed milk company , retaining name 1947. * good decision shorten nestl. dunno , think shortened anglo-swiss condensed milk company. roles tongue , know. anglo milk sounds dirty contrary superior purest white milk buy , produced master race anglo aryan mountain cows.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " [ removed ] use 2nd keep rest. fucks someone gun? edit : rest amendments. civil rest. people tanks bombs missiles drones? gun nuts think government views glock kind threat?
til mexicans highest average annual hours worked world
til height pokmon go , number players tried sneaking highly classified military explosives plant virginia charizard reportedly located inside arsenal.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. hell * * can't remember solution tasks three years. barely remember password internet webpages. google ask want remember password wait see password entered right one. legitimately changed password twice one day i'm bad remembering them.
til bill werbeniuk , big drinking canadian snooker player. drank 43 pints lager drinking contest scotsman eddie sinclair. sinclair passed following 42nd pint , werbeniuk reported say" i'm away bar
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. til anti-vaxers trying save economy. til pro universal healthcare people destroying economy. think patriotic leaders trying withdraw healthcare 20-30 million americans? killing everyone much easier increasing wages benefits.
til donald duck loved scandinavian countries sweden make illegal vote political elections. 2005 norway 1/4 total population read donald duck magazine , and" donaldism" became thing.
til 7 players tournament big 4 competed. stan one since 2010
til america's first female mayor elected 1887. group men nominated joke , 60 percent vote. 4chan 1887?
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. hell * * can't remember solution tasks three years. barely remember password internet webpages. google ask want remember password wait see password entered right one. legitimately changed password twice one day i'm bad remembering them. i'm 63 character password
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. evaded secret service managed make whitehouse grounds whilst underwear. someone shat brick night. either none whitehouse security team balls man handle russian premier back indoors , yeltsin drunk af embarrassing russia problem , choke holding head state diplomatic incident
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. sound like shill big children. .. adults?
til 3 banana companies overthrew government honduras. wonder kind republic kind company that. important question , kind clothing would sell you?
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. wow amazing work dairy lobby
til brig. gen. otis howard right arm amputated wounded battle , fellow union brig. gen. philip kearny ( lost left arm american-mexican war ) later remarked ," general , buy
til battle spotsylvania general sedgwick , saw men ducking cover exclaimed" dodging like this? hit elephant distance. " last words shot killed right finished sentence
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. yeah , kids fine. teenagers hand .. i'm worried. two teenage girls calm collected think critically. however , 7 - year-old son showing signs think critically , care to. he's gonna expensive.
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. everyone freaking : seal extinct. fact well listed as" least concern" - - furthest category from" extinct" . uneducated , furthest category extinct still extinction spectrum , every animal fit spectrum. like category field mice? edit : thanks answers guys!
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging fishwife hanged murdering illegitimate infant shortly birth. well blame then. gave birth ungodly human / fish chimera would expect do? kill get's big. mean , makes sense me.
til average , genetic similarity two humans 99.9 %. 2 3 times genetic diversity within wild chimpanzee population , entire human gene pool.
til reindeer one mammals see uv light , allowing see lichen , polar bears snow , urine trails
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged league ~ ~ light ~ ~ little 5.5 km. 20,00 would 110,00 km. earth measures 12,750 km across equator. go 20,00 leagues deep , would end 17.6 thousand leagues space.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us well , there's sodium dasani , could little salty. there's probably semen protein water
til pepsi's progressive president 1940s led marketing campaign put african americans positive light , cornering untapped market taking advantage coca-cola's hesitance hire black workers.
til genghis khan tengrist , religiously tolerant interested learning philosophical moral lessons religions. consulted buddhist monks , muslims , christian missionaries , taoist monk qiu chuji.
til 2002 fake sequel harry potter appeared china title" harry potter bao zuolong. " book consists text jrr tolkien's hobbit names changed harry potter characters. similar case 2009 book called" dan brown's lost symbol" published ( actual" lost symbol" ) just" picture dorian gray" names changed dan brown characters. hey , least stealing quality literature. right back go publish next game throne sequel china switching names quixote characters.
til despite immense wealth , john d. rockefeller always took train mansion downtown new york office every day. often harassed beggars passengers , refused travel bodyguards use private transportation.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " they're realizing able transcend it. even beginning believe real chance within lifetimes. " " damn. sim 7422 reached awareness again. wipe start over. "
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity.
til paul revere actually shouted" regulars coming out" , not" british coming" , since massachusetts colonists still considered british citizens time.
til jaleel white hated playing role steve urkel in" family matters. " series cancelled , said ," ever see character , take put bullet head put misery. "
til opportunity rover still conducting scientific operations 13 years despite original mission lifetime 90 days
til matthew mcconaughey replaced owen wilson ' tropic thunder ' wilson's battle depression attempt suicide overdosing slitting wrists imagine last movie ever made & dupree. apparently that's exactly imagining , almost became self-fulfilling. makes * * * * depressed. owen wilson much better that. really think he's great actor .. everyone reddit seems think though
til shaka zulu's mother died 1827 , 7,00 people executed being" insufficiently grief-stricken" . cows also slaughtered young calves would" know feels like lose mother. "
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. also think sp came gay cowboy idea. also recall pudding eating. guess know lingo then. eat poopoo want dis sickness uganda uninitiated : [URL]
til carl jung sigmund freud met first time , talked thirteen hours straight
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity.
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle.
til : 76 % known serial killers 20th century united states. key word is" known" countries catch acknowledge serial killers. russia bragged usa serial killers. truth never coordinated police force tie crimes together. mean usa # 1 catching known serial killers too?
til : graphics company nvidia named latin ' invidia ' , means ' envy '. also reason use color green , in" green envy" .
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death die beating grizzly fistfight i'd regret fuck die champion
.. octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " surreal would see ai inside simulation begin talk simulation? think might like westworld
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " well sounds like slavery steps.
til 2012 interview thewrap , morgan freeman explained religious views follows :" hard question said start , think invented god. believe god , , think i'm god. "
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. " boris yeltsin first words you. s. president clinton upon meeting 1995 , think o. j. it? " guy like relaxed uncle. relaxed drank fifth vodka every day like old russian proverb :" everything's okay enough vodka"
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. , got hired 15 times. that's positive. find insulting get hired 15 times takes almost year 700 applications get part time job.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. homeowner without kids : umbrella f-ing cheap stupid it. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. insurance broker , advise keep car keys , fireworks , anything incendiary , kid lock key.
til 4 us states completely banned billboards til 4 states banned them. taking rest guys long? we're resource-rich tourist destinations
til da vinci devoted vegetarian , nearly-unheard practice time. love animals would often purchase caged birds release them.
til genghis khan tengrist , religiously tolerant interested learning philosophical moral lessons religions. consulted buddhist monks , muslims , christian missionaries , taoist monk qiu chuji.
til 2002 fake sequel harry potter appeared china title" harry potter bao zuolong. " book consists text jrr tolkien's hobbit names changed harry potter characters.
til founding fathers officially stated treaty tripoli that" government united states america , sense , founded christian religion" .
til directing jurassic park , spielberg saw cgi t. rex , said stop motion animator phil tippett ," job ," tippett replied ," mean extinct? ". spielberg later incorporated dialogue here's example [ go motion ] ( [URL] ) rex tippet experimenting movie : [URL] decision use cgi. looked better expected. still made right call though. cgi jurassic park still realistic looking film despite 25 years old. groundbreaking 6 year old released blew mind mad dinosaurs ( jeff goldblum ) ever since.
til : denver international airport , largest us , one half times size manhattan
til pepsi one first advertise directly african-americans , advertisements 1940s portraying as" self-confident middle-class citizens" , well hiring all-black sales team promote pepsi around country.
til three gorges dam china massive slowed rotation earth 60 nanoseconds nothing like 320 nanoseconds changed op's mom came world. actual photo [ born ] ( [URL] )
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. * 1905 , companies merged become nestl anglo-swiss condensed milk company , retaining name 1947. * good decision shorten nestl. dunno , think shortened anglo-swiss condensed milk company. roles tongue , know. anglo milk sounds dirty contrary superior purest white milk buy , produced master race anglo aryan mountain cows.
til medal honor recipient thomas baker asked left behind japanese counter attack saipan due wounded. asked 1 pistol 8 bullets. returning us army found corpse 8 dead japanese. asked bullets. plot twist : may * asked * eight bullets , received * three * bullets low ammo. killed three people two bullets , two people one bullet?
til jfk prescribed use rocking chair ease back pain , enjoyed much would give rocking chairs gifts friends , family , heads state.
til brig. gen. otis howard right arm amputated wounded battle , fellow union brig. gen. philip kearny ( lost left arm american-mexican war ) later remarked ," general , buy
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. wonder got pizza know gorbachev got pizza hut wow .. [URL] pizza hut gorbachev tv spot commercial : 60 international version"
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. * 1905 , companies merged become nestl anglo-swiss condensed milk company , retaining name 1947. * good decision shorten nestl. dunno , think shortened anglo-swiss condensed milk company. roles tongue , know. anglo milk sounds dirty
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. dunno , think shortened anglo-swiss condensed milk company. roles tongue , know. anglo milk sounds dirty contrary superior purest white milk buy , produced master race anglo aryan mountain cows. [ disturbingly relevant ] ( [URL] )
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold best tools know , wheel barrow full love. cement mixer full hope , cement. " room electricity. much electricity. "" yeah , i'll take 75k please. " that's obscure one , since removed syndication.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us
til france illegal deny holocaust happened.
til bill werbeniuk , big drinking canadian snooker player. drank 43 pints lager drinking contest scotsman eddie sinclair. sinclair passed following 42nd pint , werbeniuk reported say" i'm away bar
til humans ' closest relative , bonobos , peaceful female-run society sex used resolve conflict. they" make love , war. "
til yreka , california , bakery operated 100 years called yreka bakery , formed palindrome. business closed gallery opened spot , named yrella gallery would also form palindrome. cool see hometown reddit! glad know forgotten smirk_face hey fellow yrekian!
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. father 4 , 1 16 year old girl ; confirm kids best hit teens , blow half shared data plan 8 days think know every fucking thing. edit : data
til emperor caracalla visited alexandria , greeted satires insults. responded massacring city's citizens pillaging afterwards.
20 goals , lionel messi time top scorer conmebol world cup qualifiers , passing hernn crespo luis surez
.." , guitarist angus young said" need play [ album ] backwards , never hid [ messages ]. we'd call album highway hell , right front them. " favorite angus quote :" people saying acdc released album 8 times. say them? "" that's bullshit! we've released album 9 times" enjoy quote gets repeated ever increasing numbers switched .. ya , original quote was" people saying ac / dc released album 9 times , say them? " that's bullshit released album 10 times" laughing loud. google quote .. > i'm sick tired people saying put 11 albums sound exactly same. fact , we've put 12 albums sound exactly same. i'm sorry , [ here's actually video clip saying ] ( [URL] )
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league least qualified european competition we're capable winning .. enjoy maccabi tel aviv away cunts tel aviv lovely city really. let's hope they're miserable.
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time right , necessarily mean they're capable communicating location distance breeding grounds members species - something ants , bees , ravens humans do. dolphins? whales matter. octopus friend avocado?
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging * her" resurrection" also extent seen divine intervention , allowed go free. later life referred as" half-hangit maggie" *" well , tried. " i'm surprised assume witchcraft burn stake. historically failed executions considered act god ( divine intervention ) many common law jurisdictions. condemned released afterwards considered gods live. execute anyone then? god's surely he'd give pox.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. 1. rent plane 2. bless rain clouds fly , turn local downfall holy water 3. secretly baptise everyone 4. ~ ~? ?? ~ ~ collect tithes 5. profit get priests sanctify local water supply acround world. baptise everyone every time shower. nope , priests bless 1 birdbath full water time source : holly bibble
britain leaving eu europe
til : nixon sent champagne note saying" justice ultimately prevails" mark felt pardoned reagan. 30 years later , revealed mark felt was" deep throat" helped bring watergate cover-up light. good ol ' days government held accountable actions edit : probably put / end this. think sarcasm came across. remember spying without warrant something concerned about? remember americans condemned torture barbaric shameful? 24 told ends justify means fine. [ jack bauer also told shoving bath towel someones throat remove stomach pulled out. ] ( [URL] )
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. mother 4 year old 1.5 year old two friends round house , there's enough wine world. send supplies.
til actor martin sheen arrested total 66 times protesting acts civil disobedience - recently 2007 trespassing nevada nuclear test facility. illusive man strikes martin sheen great pick character.
til 3 banana companies overthrew government honduras.
til programmers atari late 70s went ceo company asking royalties names included boxes , turned went formed company - - activision
til medal honor recipient , master sergeant roy benavidez. 37 wounds bullets , bayonets , shrapnel. thought dead , spit face doctor zipping body bag.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " except one suggested civilian able guns. middle ground britain old american west. edit : sith deals absolutes ; c
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con fucked fight someone off. even read article? three sentences. someone else assaulted stepped help.
til washington state originally called columbia thought may confused district columbia rejected.
til christianity , islam judaism worship abrahamic god. religious texts also feature many figures , histories places. jesus also muslim prophet. thought common knowledge? allah / yahweh / god character.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. everyone wants solve overpopulation problem , want die.
til michael jackson would requested wine served diet coke cans flights , want kids see drinking alcohol. always put heroin epipen. epi-pens intramuscular injections. heroin vascular.
til nintendo sued galoob prevent release nes cheating device , game genie ; legal battle followed. sega genesis version , sega allowed release , officially licensed it.
til death steve irwin , speculated series revenge killings , least ten stingrays found dead mutilated coast queensland
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. evaded secret service managed make whitehouse grounds whilst underwear. someone shat brick night. either none whitehouse security team balls man handle russian premier back indoors , yeltsin drunk af embarrassing russia problem , choke holding head state diplomatic incident
til united airlines broke dave carroll's $ 4500 guitar refused pay wrote protest song. next 4 weeks united's stock price fell 10 % , costing stockholders $ 180 million.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death die beating grizzly fistfight still considered a" fist fight" bear fists? think hand paw combat fits better. edit : get brawl ninja turtle animal cruelty assault?
til that" elephants capable swimmers. recorded swimming six hours without touching bottom , travelled far 48 km ( 30 mi ) stretch speeds 2.1 km / h ( 1 mph
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con really got role , good her! dunno , really catwoman play sexually-charged game basketball children watching? loop one , what's context? edit : oh god [ apologize put through. ] ( [URL] )
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " [ removed ]
til one ever seen echidna ejaculate. sir , seen enough sonic hedge hog fan art. google" [ first name ] hedgehog. " by" ," mean" dont. " first name extremely unusual , 4 living people know it. 3 father grandfather.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels. human equivalent figuring jerk conditioner shampoo?
til researchers believe humans worn clothes least 170,00 years. know pubic lice evolutionarily diverged head lice 170,00 years ago , pubic lice need live clothing survive.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. raccoon hacked bank america account transferred money checking offshore account cayman islands. raccoon stole 20 dollars?
til japanese kamikaze pilots allowed return find suitable target. one pilot shot ninth return. * shrugs *" odds , amarite? " * shot dead * 1:1 1:1 suicide supreme tees friend
giroud scored 26 goals france. 19 friendlies.
til prison warden loved retired , 100 inmates pooled together money throw party.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. hell * * can't remember solution tasks three years. barely remember password internet webpages. google ask want remember password wait see password entered right one. legitimately changed password twice one day i'm bad remembering them.
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league actually find el interesting comp. teams every year. refreshing tourny lot different ' big ' teams every year , bar sevilla they're interesting honestly believe champo league good gets terms quality football oh 100 % , terms excitement variety el. variety? yes. excitement? debateable. cl exciting moments football life. they're great tbh i'm glad el getting attention days. fair enough! may getting bit carried away. never forget 2005
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001.
til medal honor recipient thomas baker asked left behind japanese counter attack saipan due wounded. asked 1 pistol 8 bullets. returning us army found corpse 8 dead japanese. asked bullets. could war right he'd enough. always ask infinite wishes. noob 8.00 k / d? noob numbers.
til japanese war criminal hideki tojo arrested , given new dentures awaited trial , american dentist made secretly drilled" remember pearl harbour" morse code
til general napier asked respect indian custom burning widows husband's funeral pyre , replied english custom hang murderers.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. months sea probably care ship's integrity compromised .. " well guys looks like we're gonna stay fix boat. darn. " captain ; got bad news lads. ship literally falling apart stay .. sailors : woohoo! captain : .. nails .. sailors : mutiny! " rape pillage get nails back go home! " " ah , royal majesty , * barbaric * tribes attacked us stole screws , .. attacked back screws. that's took us long return home. "
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. oh fucking * god * , poor guy. blame slightest. tell it! guy grand prix essentially mocked triumph. dunno , would love someone played" america , fuck yea" something equally stereotypical. canadian national anthem substituted celine dion song titanic.
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers.
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. actually makes lot meaningful. hare nap job everyone would die anyways? guess story pointlessness achievement face unavoidable death?
til review of" lulu" , collaboration metallica lou reed , chuck klosterman wrote :" red hot chili peppers acoustically covered 12 worst primus songs starbucks , would still ( slightly
til final explosion krakatoa measured 310 db , loud enough heard perfectly clearly 3,100 miles away.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. also remember hearing china big homeless population worried optics shown exposed olympics .. sudden homeless problem.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance
til donald duck loved scandinavian countries sweden make illegal vote political elections. 2005 norway 1/4 total population read donald duck magazine , and" donaldism" became thing.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. episode 30 rock , character pete hornberger never overachieves avoid getting promoted head. pete underrated character. cared juust enough much. girlfriend recently mentioned watching 30 rock again. pay attention pete thoroughly convinced glue holds show together. one favorite parts 30 rock pete gets jack agree give per diem gas , situation , jack agree. " yes! hornberger! "
til donald duck loved scandinavian countries sweden make illegal vote political elections. 2005 norway 1/4 total population read donald duck magazine , and" donaldism" became thing.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. gotta make sexy eat. hips nips. make sexy! gonna get higher ^ ^ ^ higher edit : humble post pushed 20,00 karma threshold three * whole years * lame posts. thank , taking higher ^ ^ ^ higher [ guys mind pcp? ] ( [URL] )
til 2012 interview thewrap , morgan freeman explained religious views follows :" hard question said start , think invented god. believe god , , think i'm god. "
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us well , there's sodium dasani , could little salty. there's probably semen protein water
til kimi raikkonen two points away winning 2003 drivers championship winning one race entire season
til vladimir great russia confronted choice converting russia christianity islam. eventually chose christianity , islamic teaching alcohol , saying ," drinking joy rus '. cannot exist without pleasure. "
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen brit 100 % sure think use word. ' spunk spunk ' spunky! ! excited , energetic , etc. " full spunk" means" full energy" although even you. s. undertones.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels. " shrieking eels" 30 understand reference
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. reminds kazakhstan girl shooting competition played borat spoof anthem. link : [URL] australian sporting event competition i'd totally humorous alternative national anthem. mean think several contenders but" under" men work would least / appropriate think.
til founding fathers officially stated treaty tripoli that" government united states america , sense , founded christian religion" .
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. actual source wiki link book ' silk roads ' peter frankopan.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. " boris yeltsin first words you. s. president clinton upon meeting 1995 , think o. j. it? " guy like relaxed uncle. relaxed drank fifth vodka every day sorry fifth? american always wondered. google maybe people know too. edit : thanks everyone , know international standard alcohol volumes ever thought would. 750ml
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. dwight right.
manchester united equalled record draws single premier league season
til nintendo sued galoob prevent release nes cheating device , game genie ; legal battle followed. sega genesis version , sega allowed release , officially licensed it. nintendo long history liking mods. reddit loves nintendo much? common dislike mods? reddit mods surely worse game genies though.
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. say find job love , never work day life. little tougher happen love smoking drinking whiskey , done. forget swallowing raw eggs. would raw eggs make voice rough? raw eggs would line throat could gargling harsh sounds without damaging vocal chords hurting throat. it'd like thick milkshake attempting extreme metal vocals.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. worried purity drugs? visit nearest police station illegal drugs tested - free charge!
audrey hepburn's first starring role ' roman holiday ' ( 1953 ). gregory peck insisted hepburn's name appear film's title font large :" got change she'll big star i'll look
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. uneducated , furthest category extinct still extinction spectrum , every animal fit spectrum. like category field mice? edit : thanks answers guys! i'm authority , humans listed as" least concern" . likely latter. really category beyond that. " excess" . people get ideas .. know people ideas .. worried someone might make sort .. [ modest proposal? ] ( [URL] )
til 4 us states completely banned billboards til 4 states banned them. taking rest guys long? we're resource-rich tourist destinations
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. homeowner without kids : umbrella f-ing cheap stupid it. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. insurance broker , advise keep car keys , fireworks , anything incendiary , kid lock key.
til grizzly bears feared respected native americans hunting required company 4 10 warriors done preparation ceremoniality intertribal warfare.
til clippy unpopular time , part windows xp's marketing making people aware could disable him. always changed dog tricks .. wow feel old. also desktop sheep app?
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. nope. take phrase. > jack jill went hill , jack tripped jill. resulted lawsuit. becomes jajwuth 42ofjtbtbj98trial! # wait share how'd kno let's hope website hashes user data effectively. otherwise idiot uses passw 0rd password might get data stolen. reddit censor password comment it? lapislazulirule 34 work?
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. thought * fruit * would cure cancer. even , thought fruit ( i. e. little fibery sugar-bombs ) would cure pancreatic cancer ( pancreas , i. e. organ breaks sugar ). short question siri could told bad doubt it. ever used siri? probably would asked ," alternative diets effective fighting pancreatic cancer? " would say" searching internet ' oral native affection five panda answer '" .
til last words serial killer peter krten were" tell .. head chopped , still able hear , least moment , sound blood gushing stump neck? would pleasure end pleasures. " jesus fuck. make mistake reading wiki article guy. fucking hell. i'm sure i've read depraved person before.
til name hotmail chosen contains html , originally styled hotmail.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. something something getting nailed seamen
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. job's belief alternative medicine surprising. one point fruitarian believed fruitarians bo , bathe. fruitarian thing ten days back see like. euphoric time , horrible bo. edit : wow , protip ladies gentleman : want draw world's nutritional experts onto reddit , make comment euphoric? side effect fruit diet? got details?
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero. " fantastic four movie mistake" ~ stan lee * probably *
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. anyone care explain raw eggs whiskey changes person's voice? whiskey cigarettes work like charm. source : tom waits
til one ever seen echidna ejaculate.
til 1975 , physicist kip thorne bet stephen hawking one year issues penthouse magazine black holes exist. thorne won.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. sailors , much like prisoners , historically relations members sex crew due lack women. possible? turn gay there's women around? , don't" turn gay" . cums point though warm hole warm hole. edit : there's nothing gay exploring! i'm done puns yeah nothing gay it. two straight dudes butt sex. mean think , gayest thing world sex woman. soft frilly smell like flowers. that's straight queer. fucking dude? muscles sweat , manly thing do.
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters. work? wouldnt point overrun? think allowed run part law question. , think meant dogs. dogs allowed drive germany.
til last words serial killer peter krten were" tell .. head chopped , still able hear , least moment , sound blood gushing stump neck? would pleasure end pleasures. "
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence.
til enough water lake superior flood entire landmasses north south america depth 1 foot. contains 3 quadrillion gallons fresh water. good thing take care great lakes keep clean pollutants / - michigander
til ancient greek philosopher jumped active volcano prove immortal god
til possibility of" hypertumors" , cancer tumor gets big gets cancer
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us well , there's sodium dasani , could little salty. there's probably semen protein water
til one two kellogg brothers obsessed preventing masturbation originally invented corn flakes reduce children.
til reindeer one mammals see uv light , allowing see lichen , polar bears snow , urine trails also helps guide santa's sleigh christmas eve! need bitch ass rudolph.
til 4 us states completely banned billboards
til town florida named frostproof marketing plot claim town would never citrus frost. less two years founding frost killed citrus town.
til lurleen wallace could seek appropriate treatment cancer husband , alabama segregationist george wallace , kept secret four years due fact wanted become governor alabama. died year office.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes " * reason , parts play , like boromir ned stark , life online long afterwards. keep seeing - call - memes? " * - sean bean he's us. shit. we've discovered. everybody scatter! memes man? ! cops gonna find them! either flush ' em shove ' em ass , one , get sight! edit : f.. , i've never even watched rick morty. reference unintentional.
til name" canola oil" coined marketing reasons avoid using word" rape" , in" rapeseed oil" , product's name.
til von trapp family , made famous sound music , lost fortune great depression , children's singing careers purely way earn livelihood.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. oh fucking * god * , poor guy. blame slightest. like usbekestani gold put borat version anthem?
til jfk prescribed use rocking chair ease back pain , enjoyed much would give rocking chairs gifts friends , family , heads state.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. something something getting nailed seamen loose hips sink ships. would still stick with" loose lips" , different set.
til 80s hair band winger trace massive mid - 90s downfall popularity mocked relentlessly on" beavis butt-head" subsequent mike judge projects
til chrysler built 55 turbine-powered cars 1963-1964. could run fuel could burn oxygen , including perfume tequila , produced 130 horsepower. nine still exist. jay leno one , shouldnt much surprise anybody loves cars. [URL] i'm told there's one unassuming warehouse know terre haute , indiana small car collection. told still ran 10 years ago , idles smoothly balance nickel edge air intake. never saw i've terre haute , offense town believe anything interesting there.
til almost albums , lenny kravitz sang songs , everything else : played guitar , bass , drums , percussions produced himself.
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. episode 30 rock , character pete hornberger never overachieves avoid getting promoted head. pete underrated character. cared juust enough much. girlfriend recently mentioned watching 30 rock again. pay attention pete thoroughly convinced glue holds show together. one favorite parts 30 rock pete gets jack agree give per diem gas , situation , jack agree. " yes! hornberger! "
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes " * reason , parts play , like boromir ned stark , life online long afterwards. keep seeing - call - memes? " * - sean bean he's us. shit. we've discovered. everybody scatter! memes man? ! cops gonna find them!
til general napier asked respect indian custom burning widows husband's funeral pyre , replied english custom hang murderers. read windows instead widows initially understand someone would upset this. man's window prized possession
til cops died illness linked 9/11 perished day
til credit card" chip" technology ( aka emv ) rolled us almost 25 years old
til king ludwig mad built many weird impractical castles bavaria later inspired fairy tale castles walt disney parks.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " surreal would see ai inside simulation begin talk simulation?
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. overdue another #purge! people could wrap stop shitting many kids cause they're bored. really understand people children. wife really stable jobs city good economy affordable housing yet kid huge economical decision .. one whim ; plan right time it.
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches wait cockroaches bite? ??
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. months sea probably care ship's integrity compromised .. " well guys looks like we're gonna stay fix boat. darn. " captain ; got bad news lads. ship literally falling apart stay .. sailors : woohoo! captain : .. nails .. sailors : mutiny! " rape pillage get nails back go home! " " ah , royal majesty , * barbaric * tribes attacked us stole screws , .. attacked back screws. that's took us long return home. "
til hydrogen peroxide , commonly used treat wounds , cause scarring inhibit wound healing.
til david letterman created scholarship average" c student ," recognizing marks , extraordinary amazing ways.
til british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old. " british pound" kinda sounds like sex move.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. many confused. answer homeowner's insurance likely umbrella coverage. insurance clearly covered acts caused residents household. result , victims could sue parents actually get damages. homeowners insurance include? yep , umbrella policy. one added mine. $ 1 million covers pretty much anything around $ 300 / year. whats funny teenager moves it'll drop $ 120 / year! homeowner without kids : umbrella f-ing cheap stupid it.
til day crew battleship uss texas intentionally flooded torpedo tube order cause 2 degree list , giving main guns enough extra elevation boost range & hit target mainland. eli 5 easier move closer? also reminds [ old reddit post ] ( [URL] ) short answer : draft. texas , loaded max 9m ship underwater. closer , ship would run aground. thank , going say would guess keep range shore based battery. could've tipped land elevate ground cannons case
til thomas jefferson kept shetland sheep white house. attacked several people , killed small boy , eventually called" abominable animal" .
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. there's also dilbert principle , states companies promote incompetent employees management , less damage.
til theoretical physicist max planck told get field physics professor because" field , almost everything already discovered. " anyway originated quantum theory revolutionized field.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. oh fucking * god * , poor guy. blame slightest. tell it! guy grand prix essentially mocked triumph. dunno , would love someone played" america , fuck yea" something equally stereotypical. canadian national anthem substituted celine dion song titanic.
til thalidomide , infamous morning sickness drug caused severe birth defects , never approved use us single reviewer fda think tested enough , resisted industry pressure approve drug anyway. mom told prescription thalidomide carrying , decided save money put morning sickness.
til australian funnel web spiders accidentally toxic given fact venom appears fairly harmless many animals except primates primates native australia.
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con person attacked another congoer , adrianne stepped up. congoer? one congo? think related con. specifically congo-con person cosplaying amy. congogoer
til walk disturbance ( person worried walk may lose balance ) may appear social anxiety , especially passing group people.
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death regret bone-itis man , great episode. get home work i'll re-watch netfli .. oh wait
til classic pc game" baldur's gate" developed , alongside engine , 18 months team 60 people never worked video game before.
til bruce willis agreed guest star friends losing bet his" whole nine yards" co-star mathew perry. played jennifer aniston's love interest 3 episode arc emmy performance. donated acting fee five
til picture severed japanese head tank turret published life magazine february 1 , 1943 , generated less protest letters image mistreated cat issue.
til daily planet , lois lane clark kent ( superman ) work owned bruce wayne ( batman )
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly like high school history stuff , anyway. covered either ap euro world , american semi confidently say particular event really talked american high school.
til asked he'd punched man who'd hit raw egg , uk politician john prescott said following tony blair's orders ," connect electorate. "
til english word cereal derived ' ceres ' , roman goddess harvest agriculture.
til schrdinger believe possibility cat simultaneously dead alive. thought experiment meant criticize absurdity existing view quantum mechanics.
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone.
til maned wolf's urine smells much like marijuana caused police rotterdam zoo go hunt cannabis smokers
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. astounds story ," smithsonian expedition leave least two seals male female least give fighting chance beat extinction? " can't save species two individuals ; much inbreeding.
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. .. realized like dogs alive 9/11 probably dead .. =[ oh yeah. also , remember comet full house? he's dead too. dog frasier died 2006.
til vietnam war known vietnam american war
til jupiter's center gravity sun outside sun's surface. technically , mutual orbit around , around point extremely close sun.
til america's first female mayor elected 1887. group men nominated joke , 60 percent vote. much 2010 ' money? [ $ 24.80 ] ( [URL] ) somehow 24.80 seems insulting dollar. dollar clearly insult 24 bucks change calculated accurate representation feel did. town mayor fined 1 buck ( country's currency ). never got promotion that. thought funny teacher explained ammount show , important thing fined. promotes mayor laughing loud. given job , elected
til toronto underground arcology , network underground tunnels possible live without needing venture outside
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. wow amazing work dairy lobby dairy industry done impressive things years. food pyramid designed specifically encourage milk cheese consumption help struggling dairy farmers. wait. telling nutritional information .. official nutritional information government uses strictly scientifical?
til male chicks born egg farms , considered useless. thus , disposed , grinding alive. faint heart. [ ns ] ( [URL] ) | [ fw ] ( [URL] )
til : 76 % known serial killers 20th century united states. key word is" known" countries catch acknowledge serial killers. russia bragged usa serial killers. truth never coordinated police force tie crimes together. like iran saying homosexuals. thought implying killed
til death steve irwin , speculated series revenge killings , least ten stingrays found dead mutilated coast queensland strangest case misplaced rage i've ever seen.
til thomas jefferson kept shetland sheep white house. attacked several people , killed small boy , eventually called" abominable animal" .
til general napier asked respect indian custom burning widows husband's funeral pyre , replied english custom hang murderers.
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax soon known as" retail credit agency" following congressional testimony. < two weeks later > okay , calling ourselves" credit mcchecky clown penis" literally name left. let's hope nothing goes wrong time. could always washington redskins credit agency
til single asteroid , named hebe , origin 40 % meteorites hit earth.
til : abercrombie & fitch used sell outdoor goods camping gear guns , main store shooting range.
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. tortoise bit arse agreeing job isnt he? know. story , tortoise know rabbit slacked off? maybe legitimately believed faster. na seems case digging hole abit deep , probably bragging much afterwards , ended agree maintain bragging rights promoted good job promoted job can't fired. real problem companies.
.. british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old. feel like i'm taking crazy pills. op , coin showing front back. person verifying authenticity display front back plastic protective container? saw coin? like separating oreo cookie? oh , haha , no. held place [ plastic container called a" slab" ] ( [URL] ) coin collecting community. ok. i'm going od crazy pills here. slab holds coin. front ( heads ) separated back ( tails )? shown slab. two separate coins , sawn two? separated. fully intact coin. see side coin , literally turn slab around. wonder many pounds hooker cost 1200 years ago.
til eleven cases blood alcohol content higher 1 % , poland holds five
til emperor caracalla visited alexandria , greeted satires insults. responded massacring city's citizens pillaging afterwards.
til you. state texas roughly 10 % larger france almost twice large germany. you. s. big , really big. sometimes i'm surprised throughout course history never become multiple countries.
til you. state texas roughly 10 % larger france almost twice large germany.
til kangaroos fart burp. instead , methane converted acetate , used generate energy
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend.
til william hung , known famous american idol audition , 73rd generation descendant confucius
til us airways flight 1549 ditching hudson ( aka" miracle hudson" ) , officials captured gassed 1,235 canadian geese destroyed 1,739 goose eggs across new york city.
til hiroshima policeman went nagasaki teach police officers duck cover days bombings. single officer died nagasaki blast.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. liberty dies thunderous applause
til credit card" chip" technology ( aka emv ) rolled us almost 25 years old yeah , went england years ago , everyone chips. one kid market register thought card super advanced american chip. america behind lots stuff .. windows capability 500 years ago example. [ look this. ] ( [URL] ) wait wait wait .. thought everyone uses windows like that. americans don't?
til luxembourg liberated nazism 1944 , returning government impressed regulations laws concerning tax employment nazis made , decided simply keep them.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. fault [ removed ]
til opportunity rover still conducting scientific operations 13 years despite original mission lifetime 90 days
til the" demon core ' , 6.2 kg subcritical mass plutonium briefly went critical two separate experiments , killing two members manhattan project
til 7 players tournament big 4 competed. stan one since 2010
til : country madagascar got name marco polo mistakenly thought landed mogadishu , somalia misspelled name city
til sir isaac newton , master royal mint , personally went undercover bars taverns root rampant counterfeiting , high treason ( punishable hanged , drawn quartered ). successfully prosecuted 28
til nazis cleared minefields chasing captured civilians across , detonating explosives.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. nothing .. mormons baptize die! baptize people listed phone book. grandmother use baptize neighborhood kids / babies kitchen sink watching summer. catholic want babies going purgatory / hell. grew catholic .. non-clergy even baptisms? sounds weird.
til america's first female mayor elected 1887. group men nominated joke , 60 percent vote. much 2010 ' money? [ $ 24.80 ] ( [URL] ) somehow 24.80 seems insulting dollar. dollar clearly insult 24 bucks change calculated accurate representation feel did. town mayor fined 1 buck ( country's currency ). never got promotion that. thought funny teacher explained ammount show , important thing fined. promotes mayor laughing loud. given job , elected
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. never liked seinfeld younger. maybe appreciate older. possibly. think may hard time identifying b / c lot conflict lost b / c technology. imagine living world w / cell phones.
til william shatner recorded wake call played space shuttle discovery crew last day docked iss. saying" space , final frontier. voyages space shuttle discovery. 30 - year mission : .."
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. amazingly , every guns n roses band member appetite destruction still alive. motley too? like f..?
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. evaded secret service managed make whitehouse grounds whilst underwear. someone shat brick night. either none whitehouse security team balls man handle russian premier back indoors , yeltsin drunk af embarrassing russia problem , choke holding head state diplomatic incident would also diplomatic incident , though , someone managed harm yeltsin state , part result sufficient protection around time.
til roman mile defined 1,00 paces. armies would leave mile markers every 1,00 steps marched ; result , well-fed armies marching fast pace marked longer miles.
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league traditions broken. sunderland go , arsenal fail make top 4. leicester broke football spurs arsenal , too. wenger beating mourinho
til grizzly bears feared respected native americans hunting required company 4 10 warriors done preparation ceremoniality intertribal warfare. without firearms , fuckers unbelievably monstrous. arrows? spears? fuck. that. noise.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. dolphin without hands? dolphin penises prehensile. like tentacles. take moment think that. til i'm never swimming ocean again. i'm going go swimming ocean right ( )
til gary webb , reporter san jose mercury news first broke story cia involvement cocaine trade , found dead with" two gunshot wounds head. " death , 2004 , ruled
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels. ones prefer former quickly labeled rest turmoil as" kinksters" sometimes can't fight eeling.
til medal honor recipient thomas baker asked left behind japanese counter attack saipan due wounded. asked 1 pistol 8 bullets. returning us army found corpse 8 dead japanese.
til inventor rubik's cube realize he'd built puzzle scrambled first time tried restore
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. also remember hearing china big homeless population worried optics shown exposed olympics .. sudden homeless problem.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. til anti-vaxers trying save economy. til pro universal healthcare people destroying economy. think patriotic leaders trying withdraw healthcare 20-30 million americans? killing everyone much easier increasing wages benefits.
til 3 banana companies overthrew government honduras.
til - edison died nikola tesla wrote negative obituary nyt - made fun hygiene work ethic
til 4 us states completely banned billboards til 4 states banned them. taking rest guys long?
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. think got idea movie? ? 93.6 % hollywood films inspired eric cartman. study done yale , can't seem find link however .. " um .. okay , : adam sandler like love girl. turns girl actually golden retriever something. " that's plot always sunny episode , except rickety cricket instead adam sandler. hilarious episode way.
til colonel david stirling , founder sas , personally strangled 41 men.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " hear saying it. he's actually great actor. watch" cider house rules ," favourite ," quiet american. " he's british nicholas cage. wants actually try he's great , he's willing half-ass whatever nonsense want throw way , provided pay it. oh , that's really unfair. he's adenoidal , one. watch older films , 1960s era onwards. harry palmer , alfie , man would king , etc. much better actor cage
til us , ground floor called 1st floor inside buildings
til alec guinness agreed appear star wars negotiated deal doubled initial salary offer , guaranteed publicity film , would awarded 2.25 % gross royalties paid george lucas
til - edison died nikola tesla wrote negative obituary nyt - made fun hygiene work ethic
til treblinka guard kurt franz would hide small pistol boxing glove. would challenge prisoners boxing matches. right fight begin , franz would shoot prisoner dead.
til vladimir great russia confronted choice converting russia christianity islam. eventually chose christianity , islamic teaching alcohol , saying ," drinking joy rus '. cannot exist without pleasure. "
til canada first country world adopt multiculturalism official policy ; 1971
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging
til 2002 fake sequel harry potter appeared china title" harry potter bao zuolong. " book consists text jrr tolkien's hobbit names changed harry potter characters. similar case 2009 book called" dan brown's lost symbol" published ( actual" lost symbol" ) just" picture dorian gray" names changed dan brown characters. hey , least stealing quality literature. right back go publish next game throne sequel china switching names quixote characters.
til response a" catastrophic emergency ," united states government suspended replaced single , combined branch" coordinated" president , indefinitely. i'm flashbacks star wars prequels
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold best tools know , wheel barrow full love. cement mixer full hope , cement. " room electricity. much electricity. "" yeah , i'll take 75k please. " that's obscure one , since removed syndication.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. island women , defeating english navy power pussy. well , english disease ( regular venereal ) went kill 9/10 tahiti population.
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con
til penn jillette said interview big part penn & teller's success longevity due never close friends
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. many confused. answer homeowner's insurance likely umbrella coverage. insurance clearly covered acts caused residents household. result , victims could sue parents actually get damages.
til communism killed people regime type. killed holocaust japanese war crimes combined. colonialist capitalism even come close.
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged jules verne treasury kid , illustrations always blew away. think they're woodcuts? [URL] much wood would woodcutter cut woodcutter woodcut wood?
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance holy shit , exactly came say. nuke too? implications comment massively scary.
til name hotmail chosen contains html , originally styled hotmail. growing think html abbreviation hotmail , guess worked.
til town florida named frostproof marketing plot claim town would never citrus frost. less two years founding frost killed citrus town.
til toronto underground arcology , network underground tunnels possible live without needing venture outside
til bunnies ( foetuses newborn ) declared fish pope monks , access fish monasteries , something eat lent.
til donald duck loved scandinavian countries sweden make illegal vote political elections. 2005 norway 1/4 total population read donald duck magazine , and" donaldism" became thing. confirm. norwegian. tons comics. teenagers even adults read them. they're cutesy childish traditional disney stuff. fascinating decendents vikings donald duck magazine collectors.
til da vinci devoted vegetarian , nearly-unheard practice time. love animals would often purchase caged birds release them.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. worried purity drugs? visit nearest police station illegal drugs tested - free charge! i'm pick free boat
.. octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " surreal would see ai inside simulation begin talk simulation? think might like westworld
til 2007 , new parking garage germany ended two parking bays peculiar shape required complicated parking maneuver order park there. officials declared men's parking spaces discourage unskilled drivers attempting maneuver.
til marine col. henry pierson crowe served wwi , banana wars , wwii , korean war , silver star bronze star guadalcanal , telling men" never get purple heart hiding
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us well , there's sodium dasani , could little salty. there's probably semen protein water
til wilmer valderrama purchased vista cruiser used on" ' 70s show" $ 500 series ended.
til west germany fully decriminalised homosexual acts males 1994 criminal law needed reconciliation law east germany , decriminalised since 1968
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. til $ 14 million budget , major hollywood actors , major hollywood filmmaker , film company owned comcast , qualify independent filmmaking. edit. great. top comment snide remark. rip previous also think sp came gay cowboy idea. also recall pudding eating. guess know lingo then.
til grizzly bears feared respected native americans hunting required company 4 10 warriors done preparation ceremoniality intertribal warfare. * * til 2008 sleuth 30 bears besieged platinum mining compound olyotorsky district northern kamchatka. two guards killed prevented workers leaving homes * * article! oh god , they're organizing. never thought would read" bears besieged" sentence
til pitbulls responsible fatal dog attacks america past 2 years
til : graphics company nvidia named latin ' invidia ' , means ' envy '. also reason use color green , in" green envy" .
til bunnies ( foetuses newborn ) declared fish pope monks , access fish monasteries , something eat lent.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. one eyy .. guy fucks horses ever hear anything ginger boots fucking ostritch?
bruce willis rejected early script of" die hard vengeance" titled" troubleshooter ," fighting terrorists cruise line. " troubleshooter" later repurposed into" speed 2 : cruise control. "
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. hell * * can't remember solution tasks three years. barely remember password internet webpages. google ask want remember password wait see password entered right one. legitimately changed password twice one day i'm bad remembering them. i'm 63 character password
til people grow cities twice likely develop schizophrenia , even controlling drug use ethnicity.
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly shame people learned mistakes pre-ww 2 germany.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. hell * * can't remember solution tasks three years. barely remember password internet webpages. google ask want remember password wait see password entered right one.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. nothing .. mormons baptize die! baptize people listed phone book. grandmother use baptize neighborhood kids / babies kitchen sink watching summer. catholic want babies going purgatory / hell. grew catholic .. non-clergy even baptisms? sounds weird. absence priest laymen perform baptisms roman catholicism.
til jordan peele's" get out" made $ 252.4 million worldwide box office , 55 times production budget $ 4.5 million.
til thalidomide , infamous morning sickness drug caused severe birth defects , never approved use us single reviewer fda think tested enough , resisted industry pressure approve drug anyway.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. think got idea movie? ? 93.6 % hollywood films inspired eric cartman. study done yale , can't seem find link however .. eat pudding movie?
til popularity snes caught attention yakuza , prompting nintendo ship consoles night prevent theft.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. thought * fruit * would cure cancer.
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. , got hired 15 times. that's positive. i'm met multiple women exactly like that. get hired drop hat garbage employees. helps good looking. real honest god discussion nicki minaj , hot? personally touch ten foot pole , looks like plastic monster. like blow-up doll human skin. guys actually find attractive?
til popularity snes caught attention yakuza , prompting nintendo ship consoles night prevent theft.
til nintendo sued galoob prevent release nes cheating device , game genie ; legal battle followed. sega genesis version , sega allowed release , officially licensed it. nintendo long history liking mods. reddit loves nintendo much? common dislike mods? reddit mods surely worse game genies though.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. overdue another #purge! people could wrap stop shitting many kids cause they're bored. really understand people children. wife really stable jobs city good economy affordable housing yet kid huge economical decision .. one whim ; plan right time it.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. island women , defeating english navy power pussy. well , english disease ( regular venereal ) went kill 9/10 tahiti population.
til hitler nazi officials outlawed animal cruelty including boiling live lobsters.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. 1. rent plane 2. bless rain clouds fly , turn local downfall holy water 3. secretly baptise everyone 4. ~ ~? ?? ~ ~ collect tithes 5. profit bless rain clouds aafricaa
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league least qualified european competition we're capable winning .. enjoy maccabi tel aviv away cunts tel aviv lovely city really. let's hope they're miserable. horrific away trip tho. must furthest trip , right?
til nirvana's cover david bowie's" man sold world" 1993 mtv unplugged album revitalized people's interest bowie also leading younger listeners think covering nirvana , much annoyance.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. kind genius really evil - let people dissenters come , give secret police holiday. hope kind trick works though. mao 60 years ago. , , work once. means works per generation people , no?
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance holy shit , exactly came say. nuke too? implications comment massively scary. mean , many people would willingly stay sub
til hunkerin ' , fad 1950s america people would rest squatting position hours time even hold hunkerin ' competitions
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. oh fucking * god * , poor guy. blame slightest. tell it! guy grand prix essentially mocked triumph. dunno , would love someone played" america , fuck yea" something equally stereotypical.
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. i'd rather face service roll anyway follow me. nicki minaj often like pizza chinese buffet. see , respect , i'm feeling moment. saying want stick dick chinese buffet? saying don't? i'm sure buffet handle bring table
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death
til us , ground floor called 1st floor inside buildings
til ohio issues" scarlet letter plates" people given limited driving privileges convicted dui.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging fishwife hanged murdering illegitimate infant shortly birth. long long ago , especially evidenced roman empire , infanticide often even considered crime baby six months old. guess lived wrong era. [URL] that's incredibly heartbreaking know.
til henley called paramedics home november 21 , 1980 , 16 - year-old girl found naked claiming overdosed quaaludes cocaine. henley got away contributing delinquency minor charge $ 2,500 fine.
til ian anderson , frontman rock band jethro tull , adopted flute realized would never be" good eric clapton" electric guitar.
til steve jobs took acid , said" taking lsd profound experience , one important things life"
til empire state building took little year construction complete ( 410 days twelve days ahead schedule ).
til later years , sir isaac newton appointed largely symbolic ( paid ) position royal mint. took job seriously successfully prosecuted many counterfeiters high treason. convicted hanged , drawn quartered
til actor martin sheen arrested total 66 times protesting acts civil disobedience - recently 2007 trespassing nevada nuclear test facility.
til since humans became aware mortality roughly 150,00 years ago , developed one mechanism dealing existential anxiety accompanies : denial.
til common" save" icon depiction obsolete external writable storage device called floppy disk.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. something something getting nailed seamen loose hips sink ships. would still stick with" loose lips" , different set. seaman guzzler! report! seaman staines? !? ! anybody!
til richard lawrence , 1835 attempted assassinate president andrew jackson funeral using two pistols shot point blank. misfired , president severely beat cane , wrestled submission davy crockett.
til credit card" chip" technology ( aka emv ) rolled us almost 25 years old damn. they'll probably phase europe soon far know already begun talking that. sure replacing nfc. denmark new cards contact-less. use pin purchases 30 $. wow , that's surprisingly low. canada usually either $ 50 $ 100 depending place. things probably lot cheaper too.
til george washington massive chain strung across hudson river order keep british sailing upriver. link weighed 100 + pounds.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. oh fucking * god * , poor guy. blame slightest. like usbekestani gold put borat version anthem?
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. remember pudding eating bm yesterday .. " .. pudding eating , going sue" said trey parker. probably heard took scene post. .. eat then? ?? cowboy ass
til male chicks born egg farms , considered useless. thus , disposed , grinding alive. faint heart. [ ns ] ( [URL] ) | [ fw ] ( [URL] )
til nikola tesla able integral calculus head , leading teachers believe cheating. integrate derive e ^ x head. understand joke sad_face e ^ x derived e ^ x , e ^ x integrated e ^ x lose 1 mark forgetting constant integration. int ( exp ( x ) ) = exp ( x ) + c
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. dolphin without hands?
til caduceus symbol mistakenly used many american medical companies actually associated thievery commerce , true medical symbol similar looking rod asclepius.
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. * 1905 , companies merged become nestl anglo-swiss condensed milk company , retaining name 1947. * good decision shorten nestl. dunno , think shortened anglo-swiss condensed milk company. roles tongue , know. anglo milk sounds dirty contrary superior purest white milk buy , produced master race anglo aryan mountain cows.
til : chinese philanthropist , run run shaw ( 1907-2014 ) gave $ 1 + / - billion fund education , aiding 600 construction projects. many buildings ( 500 +
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. seinfeld taught many lessons. one favorite remember courtesy wave. never double dip. re-gift eat peas one time. eat snickers bar knife fork.
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film.
til popularity snes caught attention yakuza , prompting nintendo ship consoles night prevent theft.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. til $ 14 million budget , major hollywood actors , major hollywood filmmaker , film company owned comcast , qualify independent filmmaking. edit. great. top comment snide remark. rip previous also think sp came gay cowboy idea. also recall pudding eating. guess know lingo then. eat poopoo
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero.
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. wow amazing work dairy lobby dairy industry done impressive things years. food pyramid designed specifically encourage milk cheese consumption help struggling dairy farmers. wait. telling nutritional information .. official nutritional information government uses strictly scientifical?
til people grow cities twice likely develop schizophrenia , even controlling drug use ethnicity.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out.
til average inmate alcatraz read 75-100 books per year.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. hell * * can't remember solution tasks three years. barely remember password internet webpages. google ask want remember password wait see password entered right one.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen [ knew ] ( [URL] ) edit : seriously , [ knew ] ( [URL] ). jesus christ. anyone marketing stop say" hey , maybe guy lying back , mouth wide open , eyes closed. sort looks like getting facial. " i've never seen water ad person drinking missing mouth
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. " regret .. .. * boneitis *! "
til snooker player ronnie o'sullivan accused disrespect opponent using opposite hand take shot. prove bringing game disrepute , played 3 frames left-hand former world championship runner-up , winning 3.
til chrysler built 55 turbine-powered cars 1963-1964. could run fuel could burn oxygen , including perfume tequila , produced 130 horsepower. nine still exist.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. til anti-vaxers trying save economy. .. surprising revelation look little johnny , city needs new library. can't afford let live. kids.
til honey bees ejaculate forcefully penises explode. kills honey bee.
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. uneducated , furthest category extinct still extinction spectrum , every animal fit spectrum. like category field mice? edit : thanks answers guys! i'm authority , humans listed as" least concern" . likely latter. really category beyond that. " excess" . people get ideas .. know people ideas .. worried someone might make sort .. [ modest proposal? ] ( [URL] )
til aboriginal canadian version lacrosse , team consisted 100 100 men , played 1600ft 100ft long field lasted sunrise sundown two three days straight. symbolic alternative war.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. way off. seinfeld young girl's strange , erotic journey milan minsk. necking schindler's list! least better english patient , hated film!
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. overdue another #purge! people could wrap stop shitting many kids cause they're bored.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. til anti-vaxers trying save economy. .. surprising revelation look little johnny , city needs new library. can't afford let live. kids.
til eunus , slave-magician joked stage planned overthrow roman rule become king sicily. led huge slave uprising , kept promises spare lives left tips.
til bored work manhattan project richard feynman would amuse picking locks colleagues confidential file cabinets placing prank notes , colleagues believed spy infiltrated project.
til shooting american f - 117 stealth attack aircraft 199 , serbian propaganda posters read" sorry , know invisible"
til screensavers designed save screens burn never displaying static image
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. fuck? took words right mouth. can't think many situations parents guilty children's actions , certainly one them.
til william hung , known famous american idol audition , 73rd generation descendant confucius
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. everything ive ever heard dolphins ' sexuality deeply disturbing. animal who's sex life freaks more. like seriously dolphins stahpp ever read penguins , then. ducks.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. also remember hearing china big homeless population worried optics shown exposed olympics .. sudden homeless problem. tell world solved homelessness sounds like could great lot people right? chinese way could _eliminate_ homelessness. low caust
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity. " synthesized uric acid , sold $ 25,00 build house it. warlock mars , bitch" - william shatner charlie sheen roast. actual quote? watch roast charlie sheen. says something sorts. shatner amazing , really really funny.
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. [ business casual video nestle ] ( [URL] ) , good watch. [ graphic shown video's intro ] ( [URL] ) illuminating.
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters. work? wouldnt point overrun? think allowed run part law question. , think meant dogs. dogs allowed drive germany.
til aztecs made swords embedded prismatic obsidian blades far sharper even high quality present day steel razor blades. bonus , obsidian brittle break bone , making injury much brutal. good also shattered spanish steel. fucking pay win dlc. op plz nerf. buy conquistador pack $ 19.99! enemy wont know smit them.
til cuba maximum wage law due individuals cannot earn 20 you. s. dollars per month.
til ford actually base decision ford pinto estimated legal costs lawsuits. myth given new life fight club. * devalues friends family even * must find friends first devalue buy friends $ 1.2 million shit i'll friend 10 dollars listen sing?
til prison warden loved retired , 100 inmates pooled together money throw party.
til word" meme" coined biologist richard dawkins refer ideas spread replicate darwinian fashion
til : country madagascar got name marco polo mistakenly thought landed mogadishu , somalia misspelled name city
til yreka , california , bakery operated 100 years called yreka bakery , formed palindrome. business closed gallery opened spot , named yrella gallery would also form palindrome. cool see hometown reddit! glad know forgotten smirk_face
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film.
til population czech republic traditionally irreligious long time. ever since 1600 ' , czech people described as" tolerant even indifferent towards religion" .
til kyoto , former capital japan , means" capital city" tokyo means" eastern capital"
til george foreman originally paid 40 % profits endorsing george foreman grill. peak grill's sales , making 4.5 million dollars month.
til 3 banana companies overthrew government honduras. wonder kind republic kind company that. important question , kind clothing would sell you?
til greek mythology zeus thought earth overpopulated trojan war instigated depopulate earth.
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. everyone freaking : seal extinct. fact well listed as" least concern" - - furthest category from" extinct" . uneducated , furthest category extinct still extinction spectrum , every animal fit spectrum. like category field mice? edit : thanks answers guys!
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til nipplegate , janet jackson blacklisted viacom's properties , including vh1 / mtv / cbs / clear channel radio stations , uninvited grammys , lost acting gigs , statue mickey
til japanese kamikaze pilots allowed return find suitable target. one pilot shot ninth return. wikipedia article :" even fairy tales little children promoted kamikaze. " anyone know english translation? believe called winnie pooh brings death america.
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged
til one ever seen echidna ejaculate. sir , seen enough sonic hedge hog fan art. google" [ first name ] hedgehog. " by" ," mean" dont. " first name extremely unusual , 4 living people know it. 3 father grandfather.
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. milk tried daughter's school absolutely packed sugar. almost sweet ice cream. low fat. would better full fat sugar. americans add sugar regular milk? know already fairly high sugar
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" really fucking picture , ops fault come reddit find advert. want bars wall [ think it? ] ( [URL] )
til clippy unpopular time , part windows xp's marketing making people aware could disable him. always changed dog tricks .. wow feel old. also desktop sheep app?
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. til anti-vaxers trying save economy.
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. , got hired 15 times. that's positive. i'm met multiple women exactly like that. get hired drop hat garbage employees. helps good looking. real honest god discussion nicki minaj , hot? personally touch ten foot pole , looks like plastic monster. like blow-up doll human skin. guys actually find attractive?
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. "
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. dogs. good. i've yet meet doggy immediately like. people? fuck people. asshole dogs.
til terry kath band chigaco's last words were" worry .. look , clip even it" - putting pistol temple pulling trigger. that's always check chamber. also aim guns head pull trigger.
til jeffrey dahmer inspired emperor return jedi. wanted build a" temple" victims ' skulls could sit absorb a" spiritural force power"
til roseanne barr hit car age 16 , hood ornament went brain skull. behavior changed radically institutionalized eight months utah state hospital , baby , gave adoption.
til reindeer one mammals see uv light , allowing see lichen , polar bears snow , urine trails also helps guide santa's sleigh christmas eve! need bitch ass rudolph.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us ive never heard life aside british people from? thought common across us.
til : 76 % known serial killers 20th century united states. key word is" known" countries catch acknowledge serial killers. russia bragged usa serial killers. truth never coordinated police force tie crimes together.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. "
til scrappy-doo , widely considered one hated characters fiction , appeared animated scooby-doo production since 1988 due audience backlash.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. everyone freaking : seal extinct. fact well listed as" least concern" - - furthest category from" extinct" . uneducated , furthest category extinct still extinction spectrum , every animal fit spectrum. like category field mice? edit : thanks answers guys! i'm authority , humans listed as" least concern" . likely latter.
til rms olympic , sister ship titanic , rammed u-boat sunk , making merchant ship world war sunk enemy vessel.
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity. meanwhile , i'm starting think selling kidney i'm broke .. funny say recently research organ markets. illegal sell organs you. s. , despite economically efficient solution organ shortage. good alternative would make motorcycles dirt cheap.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging fishwife hanged murdering illegitimate infant shortly birth. well blame then. gave birth ungodly human / fish chimera would expect do? kill get's big. mean , makes sense me. think stay size whatever container keep
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax ha , sallie mae thing reason. think know , navient.
til valentine's day japan , women give male co-workers chocolate. unpopular co-workers receive cheap giri-choko (" ultra-obligatory" chocolate ) others receive honmei-choko (" true feeling chocolate" ).
til shooting american f - 117 stealth attack aircraft 199 , serbian propaganda posters read" sorry , know invisible"
til japanese kamikaze pilots allowed return find suitable target. one pilot shot ninth return. wikipedia article :" even fairy tales little children promoted kamikaze. " anyone know english translation? believe called winnie pooh brings death america.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. something something getting nailed seamen loose hips sink ships. would still stick with" loose lips" , different set.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes method acting. helicopters middle earth. really got character. lot work die 1st movie trilogy. people love kill sean bean .. like , thing. great good job sad often happens early stories acting skills squandered , time screen sure fucking great job
til : chinese philanthropist , run run shaw ( 1907-2014 ) gave $ 1 + / - billion fund education , aiding 600 construction projects. many buildings ( 500 +
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. south park something told watch whilst growing up. never really gave much time recently. always saw childish trash. blown away social commentary good show actually is.
til rodney mullen considered the" godfather" modern street skating. he's credited inventing 37 tricks including flatground ollie , kickflip , heelflip , 360 flip.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original.
til credit card" chip" technology ( aka emv ) rolled us almost 25 years old yeah , went england years ago , everyone chips. one kid market register thought card super advanced american chip. america behind lots stuff .. windows capability 500 years ago example. [ look this. ] ( [URL] ) wait wait wait .. thought everyone uses windows like that. americans don't?
til british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old. 1200 years old , here's [ king edward hammered silver penny ] ( [URL] ) , clocking least 710 years old. obverse : edw r angl dns hyb edward king
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. months sea probably care ship's integrity compromised .. " well guys looks like we're gonna stay fix boat. darn. " captain ; got bad news lads. ship literally falling apart stay .. sailors : woohoo! captain : .. nails .. sailors : mutiny! " rape pillage get nails back go home! " " ah , royal majesty , * barbaric * tribes attacked us stole screws , .. attacked back screws. that's took us long return home. "
til one ever seen echidna ejaculate.
til nasa pilots routinely intercepted defeated you. s. navy phantom iis mock dogfights , complaints navy put end harassment.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. holy shit , exactly came say. nuke too? implications comment massively scary. mean , many people would willingly stay sub deep underwater cramp / pressurized tube breathing recycled air. bunch dudes age 25 .. shenanigans pretty fucked , understand.
til johnny carson joked tonight show nonexistent toilet paper shortage led eventual panic buying leaving store shelves empty causing real shortage lasted weeks
til yreka , california , bakery operated 100 years called yreka bakery , formed palindrome. business closed gallery opened spot , named yrella gallery would also form palindrome. state motto california [ eureka! ] ( [URL] ) worth noting , yreka pronounced. wy-ree-kah. yreka shasta name mt. shasta. means north mountain.
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. amazingly , every guns n roses band member appetite destruction still alive. motley too? like f..?
til pigs although true carnivores , competent predators kill eat helpless humans unable escape
til king ludwig mad built many weird impractical castles bavaria later inspired fairy tale castles walt disney parks.
til chicken nugget invented cornell university food science professor , published results academically instead patenting them.
til wwii british spies posed fake charity groups hand special monopoly games allied prisoners war. games compasses , maps , real money , useful tools escaping.
til communism killed people regime type. killed holocaust japanese war crimes combined. colonialist capitalism even come close.
til credit card" chip" technology ( aka emv ) rolled us almost 25 years old wait .. .. rolled out? chip cards you. s?
since 200 , pittsburgh steelers 27-9 record versus cincinnati bengals , making one most" one-sided rivalries" professional sports.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank move light annoying put reach? expect serious revenge he's still got bright light annoying him. cunts put reach. block light he's annoyed. clearly wants darkness. idk irks much does. totally agree. one intelligent animals earth compromise cover light .. germans :" zee light must stay on! octopoos cannot break zee rules. " zee octopus dangerous must deel vit it.
til three gorges dam china massive slowed rotation earth 60 nanoseconds nothing like 320 nanoseconds changed op's mom came world. actual photo [ born ] ( [URL] )
almost half voters expect brexit talks conclude successfully , poll suggests
til 2013 study connecticut college revealed oreos might addictive cocaine
til later years , sir isaac newton appointed largely symbolic ( paid ) position royal mint. took job seriously successfully prosecuted many counterfeiters high treason. convicted hanged , drawn quartered
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us well , there's sodium dasani , could little salty. there's probably semen protein water
til bob marley died skin cancer started toenail
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" really fucking picture , ops fault come reddit find advert. want bars wall [ think it? ] ( [URL] )
til usa one seven countries ratified convention elimination forms discrimination women
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time * know of. yea , like half animals ocean specific breeding grounds. right , necessarily mean they're capable communicating location distance breeding grounds members species - something ants , bees , ravens humans do. dolphins? whales matter.
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold even huge fan simpsons , would taken money. fun look unrealistic cartoon everybody everything yellow pink ridiculous looking. real life , much. also , moving middle nowhere nevada? thanks , 75 grand please. like 15 minutes strip las vegas. exactly middle nowhere. like las vegas , got nice desert look at. dunno really know place buy house like 75k
til dextromethorphan ( aka robitussin ) dissociative drug , works acting brain raise threshold thinks needs cough.
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. * 1905 , companies merged become nestl anglo-swiss condensed milk company , retaining name 1947. * good decision shorten nestl. dunno , think shortened anglo-swiss condensed milk company. roles tongue , know. anglo milk sounds dirty contrary superior purest white milk buy , produced master race anglo aryan mountain cows.
til : physical attractiveness found important factor enjoying date whether would sleep propositioned. important intelligence personality
chiefs qb elvis grbac selected people's" sexiest athlete alive" 1998 accident. rather offend grbac , magazine ran
til movie lord war , production team rented 300 real sa vz. 58 rifles stand ak 47s cheaper prop guns.
til male chicks born egg farms , considered useless. thus , disposed , grinding alive. faint heart. [ ns ] ( [URL] ) | [ fw ] ( [URL] )
til band chumbawamba , mainly known ubiquitous hit" tubthumping" , actually politically charged anarcho-punk band advised fans steal music chain stores.
til former newspaper editor sun , kelvin mackenzie , published story alleging elton john voiceboxes guard dogs removed. proven wrong reporter went round check dogs barked him.
til : original 1983 v miniseries inspired 1935 novel happen american fascists replaced alien occupying force make easier market.
storyline chronological order ridley scott's alien prequels goes" prometheus , awakening , covenant" . awakening screenplay already written along elizabeth shaw david 8 featured it.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death die beating grizzly fistfight i'd regret fuck die champion
til gleek. saliva comes stream gland compressed tongue. sometimes referred as" cobra spitting" .
til singer peanut butter jelly time passed away eleven-hour standoff police even snoop dogg brother-in-law tried convince surrender. almost sounds like title r / subredditsimulator curious : [ subreddit simulator ] ( [URL] )
til medal honor recipient thomas baker asked left behind japanese counter attack saipan due wounded. asked 1 pistol 8 bullets. returning us army found corpse 8 dead japanese.
til researchers believe humans worn clothes least 170,00 years. know pubic lice evolutionarily diverged head lice 170,00 years ago , pubic lice need live clothing survive.
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle.
til actor martin sheen arrested total 66 times protesting acts civil disobedience - recently 2007 trespassing nevada nuclear test facility. illusive man strikes
til jerry seinfeld dated 17 - year-old girl 39 years old.
til 1950 , myxoma virus ( type pox virus ) deliberately released rabbit population australia means population control , causing death 500 million rabbits
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches wait cockroaches bite? ?? worry , sleeping inside mouth. inside ear since can't turn around inside ear canal , burrow deeper brain.
til three gorges dam china massive slowed rotation earth tl laughing_face r size dam slowed rotation earth , sheer volume water mass shifted dam.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. hell * * can't remember solution tasks three years. barely remember password internet webpages. google ask want remember password wait see password entered right one.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance
til oprah born single mother , wore potato sacks clothes , molested family , gave birth stillborn child 14
til actor martin sheen arrested total 66 times protesting acts civil disobedience - recently 2007 trespassing nevada nuclear test facility. imagine could president like character west wing .. american politics much closer house cards moment west wing read dc insiders find veep realistic portrayal jobs.
til last words serial killer peter krten were" tell .. head chopped , still able hear , least moment , sound blood gushing stump neck? would pleasure end pleasures. " mean guy real jerk.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. that's giving someone promotion , need given added responsibilities gradually , prove competence. unsuccessful , transfer responsibilities someone else.
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. , got hired 15 times. that's positive. find insulting get hired 15 times takes almost year 700 applications get part time job.
til least two peer-reviewed medical studies suggested stickers mr. yuk , green face used label poisonous household objects , effectively keep children away potential poisons may even attract children.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. never liked seinfeld younger. maybe appreciate older. possibly. think may hard time identifying b / c lot conflict lost b / c technology. imagine living world w / cell phones.
til nazis cleared minefields chasing captured civilians across , detonating explosives. everything hear nazi folks leads believe the" baddies" .
til carl sagan wanted include" comes sun" message aliens , record company scared extraterrestrial copyright infringement.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. reminds kazakhstan girl shooting competition played borat spoof anthem. link : [URL]
til actor martin sheen arrested total 66 times protesting acts civil disobedience - recently 2007 trespassing nevada nuclear test facility.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " they're realizing able transcend it. even beginning believe real chance within lifetimes. " " damn. sim 7422 reached awareness again. wipe start over. "
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. nothing .. mormons baptize die! baptize people listed phone book. grandmother use baptize neighborhood kids / babies kitchen sink watching summer. catholic want babies going purgatory / hell. grew catholic .. non-clergy even baptisms? sounds weird. absence priest laymen perform baptisms roman catholicism.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. reminds kazakhstan girl shooting competition played borat spoof anthem. link : [URL]
til pitbulls responsible fatal dog attacks america past 2 years unfortunately lot stem situational improper husbandry ignorance .. pitbulls rotties shitty dogs shitty people attracted them. world may never know.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11.
til quetzalcoatl got drunk slept sister , quetzalpetlatl. upon waking next day , realized , stone box built , laid , set fire.
audrey hepburn's first starring role ' roman holiday ' ( 1953 ). gregory peck insisted hepburn's name appear film's title font large :" got change she'll big star i'll look gregory peck awesome dude. would appear knew up. gonna turn audrey hepburn love-in , talk wait dark. god damn love movie.
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters. work? wouldnt point overrun? think allowed run part law question. , think meant dogs. dogs allowed drive germany.
til aboriginal canadian version lacrosse , team consisted 100 100 men , played 1600ft 100ft long field lasted sunrise sundown two three days straight. symbolic alternative war.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased.
til ancient greece second toe longer big toe considered standard beauty. condition , today known greek foot , depicted many famous statues , michelangelo's david statue liberty.
til : samuel morse invented telegraph received letter wife's failing health .. she'd died.
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. wow amazing work dairy lobby
til first simpsons treehouse horror , marge warns parents content episode advising put children bed. warning put sincere effort warn young viewers , producers felt somewhat scary.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. til anti-vaxers trying save economy.
til double-blind study published nature showed experienced astrologers better determining people psychological traits based location stars birth someone randomly guessing them. need double blind study tell matters divination imagined fantasies. taurus.
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. * 1905 , companies merged become nestl anglo-swiss condensed milk company , retaining name 1947. * good decision shorten nestl. dunno , think shortened anglo-swiss condensed milk company. roles tongue , know. anglo milk sounds dirty
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death die beating grizzly fistfight i'd regret fuck die champion
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" really fucking picture , ops fault come reddit find advert. want bars wall [ think it? ] ( [URL] )
til hitler nazi officials outlawed animal cruelty including boiling live lobsters.
til founding fathers officially stated treaty tripoli that" government united states america , sense , founded christian religion" .
til dextromethorphan ( aka robitussin ) dissociative drug , works acting brain raise threshold thinks needs cough.
til woman jumped 86th floor empire state building , blown back onto ledge 85th floor gust wind.
til inventor tang , also invented pop rocks , cool whip , form instant-set jell-o , convenience foods.
til civil war ended , first general confederate army active reform party , spoke favor civil rights voting recently freed slaves.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. reminded ted talk one shooter's mother did. however , page crashing now. , reddit thread that? ted tedx? what's difference?
til mae jemison , first female african-american astronaut , inspired apply nasa star trek character , lieutenant uhura. jemison later went make cameo appearance star trek : next generation.
blizzard taking action players spam hero voice lines overwatch
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. aka american dream. boris politics anyway? true rock star story. thing missing mick jagger couple hookers.
til last words serial killer peter krten were" tell .. head chopped , still able hear , least moment , sound blood gushing stump neck? would pleasure end pleasures. " jesus fuck. make mistake reading wiki article guy. fucking hell. i'm sure i've read depraved person before.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. [URL] hahaha. that's cockroach's theme , though. mexican hat dance , also known el jarabe tapato. know tapatio sauce makes military breakfasts bearable. shitty powdered eggs grey ( reason ) cardboard bacon? liberal application tapatio mix together make okay skillet. tapatio , iirc , means" guadalajara" get wrong , also great basic sauce slather shit needs sauce get through. also pretty good sign restaurant more-or-less authentic. edit : guess wrong. todo : try valentina.
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league least qualified european competition we're capable winning .. enjoy maccabi tel aviv away cunts tel aviv lovely city really. let's hope they're miserable.
til chrysler built 55 turbine-powered cars 1963-1964. could run fuel could burn oxygen , including perfume tequila , produced 130 horsepower. nine still exist. jay leno one , shouldnt much surprise anybody loves cars. [URL] i'm told there's one unassuming warehouse know terre haute , indiana small car collection. told still ran 10 years ago , idles smoothly balance nickel edge air intake. never saw i've terre haute , offense town believe anything interesting there.
til 1975 , physicist kip thorne bet stephen hawking one year issues penthouse magazine black holes exist. thorne won.
til mtv's" clone high" cartoon cancelled people india conducted massive hunger strike googling maxim article depicting gandhi , coming across cartoon , featured gandhi character.
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con fucked fight someone off. even read article? three sentences. someone else assaulted stepped help.
til man arrested warrant 2016 returning copy movie freddy got fingered. tom green agreed pay fines outrageous sum
til eagles '" hotel california" written twilight zone styled metaphor l. a. beverly hills strange inhabitants. steely knives reference steely dan , inspired band bold lyrics.
til treblinka guard kurt franz would hide small pistol boxing glove. would challenge prisoners boxing matches. right fight begin , franz would shoot prisoner dead.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. reminded ted talk one shooter's mother did. however , page crashing now. , reddit thread that? ted tedx? what's difference? ted the" real deal. " tedx brand people use notable quality control issues gets speak.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen brit 100 % sure think use word. ' spunk spunk ' spunky! ! excited , energetic , etc. " full spunk" means" full energy" although even you. s. undertones.
til : country madagascar got name marco polo mistakenly thought landed mogadishu , somalia misspelled name city
til classic pc game" baldur's gate" developed , alongside engine , 18 months team 60 people never worked video game before. masterpiece game. graphics detailed time period. storyline engrossing. tell put lots research hard work making game. set standard type rpg's awhile. rereleased baldur gate updated graphics would spend much money.
til ferrari monaco since schumacher 2001!
til snoop dogg directed porn , name porn snoop doggystyle. released , huge hit top selling release year 2002 avn awards.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. sound like shill big children. .. adults?
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. sailors , much like prisoners , historically relations members sex crew due lack women. possible? turn gay there's women around? , don't" turn gay" . cums point though warm hole warm hole. edit : there's nothing gay exploring! i'm done puns yeah nothing gay it. two straight dudes butt sex. mean think , gayest thing world sex woman. soft frilly smell like flowers. that's straight queer. fucking dude? muscles sweat , manly thing do.
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity. meanwhile , i'm starting think selling kidney i'm broke .. funny say recently research organ markets. illegal sell organs you. s. , despite economically efficient solution organ shortage. good alternative would make motorcycles dirt cheap.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. yeh , maybe. he's filthy rich bullies basically scumbag losers. yeh. nice think , there's good chance bullies also successful ( obviously comparison average person , elon ). true. several bullies school pretty successful ( least i've heard ) best people i've known terrible things happen like getting cancer. karma real. success great form revenge nonetheless. well we're talking buddhism karma affect bullies ' reincarnation exist , impair current existence iirc
til chrysler built 55 turbine-powered cars 1963-1964. could run fuel could burn oxygen , including perfume tequila , produced 130 horsepower. nine still exist. jay leno one , shouldnt much surprise anybody loves cars. [URL] i'm told there's one unassuming warehouse know terre haute , indiana small car collection. told still ran 10 years ago , idles smoothly balance nickel edge air intake. never saw i've terre haute , offense town believe anything interesting there.
til : 76 % known serial killers 20th century united states. key word is" known" countries catch acknowledge serial killers. russia bragged usa serial killers. truth never coordinated police force tie crimes together. like iran saying homosexuals. thought implying killed
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape.
til later years , sir isaac newton appointed largely symbolic ( paid ) position royal mint. took job seriously successfully prosecuted many counterfeiters high treason. convicted hanged , drawn quartered
til butane canisters manufactured exclusively south korea. exception single manufacturer houston texas.
til vietnam war 800 murders attempted murders superior officers enlisted soldiers investigated. term ' fragging ' coined due popular use fragmentation grenades commit murders.
til credit card" chip" technology ( aka emv ) rolled us almost 25 years old yeah , went england years ago , everyone chips. one kid market register thought card super advanced american chip. america behind lots stuff .. windows capability 500 years ago example. [ look this. ] ( [URL] ) wait wait wait .. thought everyone uses windows like that. americans don't?
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. tall 78 storeys? well storey floor 78 floors tall floor? long piece string? many roads must man walk , call man?
til battle 1797 , british admiral horatio nelson badly wounded right arm. came surgeon said ," sooner better ," within half hour amputation returned command forces.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. think got idea movie? ? 93.6 % hollywood films inspired eric cartman. study done yale , can't seem find link however .. " um .. okay , : adam sandler like love girl. turns girl actually golden retriever something. " that's plot always sunny episode , except rickety cricket instead adam sandler. hilarious episode way.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. [URL] hahaha. that's cockroach's theme , though. mexican hat dance , also known el jarabe tapato. know tapatio sauce makes military breakfasts bearable. shitty powdered eggs grey ( reason ) cardboard bacon? liberal application tapatio mix together make okay skillet. tapatio , iirc , means" guadalajara" get wrong , also great basic sauce slather shit needs sauce get through. also pretty good sign restaurant more-or-less authentic. edit : guess wrong. todo : try valentina.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. [ chart elon's life ] ( [URL] ) fucking hell i'm useless. dad gave 28,00 dollars bet could come something
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. i'm christian , bible got absolutely right said ," love money root evil. " well , actually says" root kinds evil. " translation holding as" correct? " sell translation says love money totally fine. guy translates
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels. " shrieking eels" 30 understand reference
til jesus actor jim caviezel struck lightning whilst filming passion christ
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. i'd rather face service roll anyway follow me. nicki minaj often like pizza chinese buffet. see , respect , i'm feeling moment. saying want stick dick chinese buffet? saying don't? i'm sure buffet handle bring table
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. episode 30 rock , character pete hornberger never overachieves avoid getting promoted head. pete underrated character. cared juust enough much. girlfriend recently mentioned watching 30 rock again. pay attention pete thoroughly convinced glue holds show together. one favorite parts 30 rock pete gets jack agree give per diem gas , situation , jack agree. " yes! hornberger! "
til drummer police composed spyro dragon soundtrack
til penn jillette penn teller painted finger nails red joke response mother telling get manicure people would looking hands , always keeps one finger nail painted red memory mother. read jillette's book god , no! , parts family life really compelling , eg. late parents , led seeing sister die old age younger age. he's quite complicated person. edit guy slightly older sister think might fuck much mom dying , mean kind expect see parents die seeing sibling die nowhere close must painful sister died 18 7. shit fucks life.
til sam kinison killed drunk driver crossed median hit sam's vehicle head on. according friend , looked unharmed , began speaking one , saying" want die. " ," why? "
til colt 45 malt liquors former slogan was" works every time"
til chrysler built 55 turbine-powered cars 1963-1964. could run fuel could burn oxygen , including perfume tequila , produced 130 horsepower. nine still exist. jay leno one , shouldnt much surprise anybody loves cars. [URL] i'm told there's one unassuming warehouse know terre haute , indiana small car collection. told still ran 10 years ago , idles smoothly balance nickel edge air intake. never saw i've terre haute , offense town believe anything interesting there.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original.
til plato gave definition man as" featherless bipeds ," diogenes plucked chicken brought plato's academy , saying ," behold! i've brought man ," academy added" broad flat nails" definition.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen [ knew ] ( [URL] ) edit : seriously , [ knew ] ( [URL] ).
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance performance navy though? recently collided boats? not. promoted!
til day crew battleship uss texas intentionally flooded torpedo tube order cause 2 degree list , giving main guns enough extra elevation boost range & hit target mainland. " dude i'm telling , flood torpedo blister send one super far! it'll gnarly" afterward" laughing loud rekt" good game
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. father 4 , 1 16 year old girl ; confirm kids best hit teens , blow half shared data plan 8 days think know every fucking thing. edit : data
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us well , there's sodium dasani , could little salty.
til nazis cleared minefields chasing captured civilians across , detonating explosives. everything hear nazi folks leads believe the" baddies" .
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us ive never heard life aside british people from? thought common across us.
til shaka zulu's mother died 1827 , 7,00 people executed being" insufficiently grief-stricken" . cows also slaughtered young calves would" know feels like lose mother. "
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. dolphin without hands?
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til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. thought * fruit * would cure cancer. dads buddy swears ' cancer eats sugar ' diet slowly consumes .. sad_face
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. there's also dilbert principle , states companies promote incompetent employees management , less damage.
til ian anderson , frontman rock band jethro tull , adopted flute realized would never be" good eric clapton" electric guitar.
til coelacanths thought extinct since cretaceous period , yet discovered alive 1938
manchester united equalled record draws single premier league season
til enough water lake superior flood entire landmasses north south america depth 1 foot. contains 3 quadrillion gallons fresh water.
til opportunity rover still conducting scientific operations 13 years despite original mission lifetime 90 days
til general napier asked respect indian custom burning widows husband's funeral pyre , replied english custom hang murderers. read windows instead widows initially understand someone would upset this. man's window prized possession
til name hotmail chosen contains html , originally styled hotmail. feel super dumb never putting together. even joked lot html pronounced" hut mull. " close , never made connection. we're like 2 peas pod. like 2 bundle sticks. technical term faggot. thinking hotmale.com.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. nothing .. mormons baptize die! baptize people listed phone book. grandmother use baptize neighborhood kids / babies kitchen sink watching summer. catholic want babies going purgatory / hell. grew catholic .. non-clergy even baptisms? sounds weird.
til abusing alcohol drugs better half life , iconic jazz singer billie holiday swindled earnings died 70 cents ( us $ 6 2016 dollars ) bank.
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. uneducated , furthest category extinct still extinction spectrum , every animal fit spectrum. like category field mice? edit : thanks answers guys! i'm authority , humans listed as" least concern" . likely latter. really category beyond that. " excess" . people get ideas .. know people ideas .. worried someone might make sort .. [ modest proposal? ] ( [URL] )
til johann tetzel , indulgence salesman martin luther's time , asked indulgence could purchased future sins. said yes , later beaten robbed buyer , said act future sin question.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. yeh , maybe. he's filthy rich bullies basically scumbag losers. yeh. nice think , there's good chance bullies also successful ( obviously comparison average person , elon ). true. several bullies school pretty successful ( least i've heard ) best people i've known terrible things happen like getting cancer. karma real. success great form revenge nonetheless. well we're talking buddhism karma affect bullies ' reincarnation exist , impair current existence iirc
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death die beating grizzly fistfight i'd regret fuck
til alec guinness agreed appear star wars negotiated deal doubled initial salary offer , guaranteed publicity film , would awarded 2.25 % gross royalties paid george lucas
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. nothing .. mormons baptize die! baptize people listed phone book. grandmother use baptize neighborhood kids / babies kitchen sink watching summer. catholic want babies going purgatory / hell.
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. , got hired 15 times. that's positive. i'm met multiple women exactly like that. get hired drop hat garbage employees. helps good looking. real honest god discussion nicki minaj , hot? personally touch ten foot pole , looks like plastic monster. like blow-up doll human skin. guys actually find attractive?
til despite useful properties , dandelion grown regarded weed , result rise lawn culture marketing pesticide companies.
til since speak much english , first english speaking role , antonio banderas learn lines phonetically
til wilmer valderrama purchased vista cruiser used on" ' 70s show" $ 500 series ended.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death die beating grizzly fistfight still considered a" fist fight" bear fists? think hand paw combat fits better. edit : get brawl ninja turtle animal cruelty assault?
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. dwight right. need new plague! !! one make sick ..
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til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged well writer. best words. tremendous writer " sad" bigly
til : british used concentration camps commit genocide kenya 1950 ' s.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. " regret .. .. * boneitis *! "
til death steve irwin , speculated series revenge killings , least ten stingrays found dead mutilated coast queensland
til ohio issues" scarlet letter plates" people given limited driving privileges convicted dui. realize states dui plates. also heroin plates ohio , they're light blue say" kentucky" top.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us ive never heard life aside british people from? thought common across us.
til creed bratton office played real life creed bratton , former member 1960s band grass roots
til researchers believe humans worn clothes least 170,00 years. know pubic lice evolutionarily diverged head lice 170,00 years ago , pubic lice need live clothing survive.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. always wonder adult show came would liked it. love curb can't get seinfeld? ! i'm opposite , grew seinfeld still happily rewatch could never get curb. curb makes cringe hard , press stop walk away episode. still like show odd reason try watch cringing larry's inability understand social norms kills me.
til honey bees ejaculate forcefully penises explode. kills honey bee.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. thing think weapons used. unsecured. edit : information , apparently straw purchased guns wrong. think" bowling columbine" info , bullying guns. shooters bought weapons themselves. take parents guns. got girl class buy weapons , underage time. ever legal action , result cooperation investigation charges filed her.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " he's like actor take every script he's given yet remains highly respected still offered great roles. nic cage started ( he's oscar winner ) destroyed career. nic cage already peaked con air face / off. cannot top performances matter are. enjoyed matchstick men loathe nic cage , weatherman amazing movie. what's reasoning behind loathing him? even like he's bad dude. understand cage hate. like i'm mega fan , understand hate.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels.
til bill werbeniuk , big drinking canadian snooker player. drank 43 pints lager drinking contest scotsman eddie sinclair. sinclair passed following 42nd pint , werbeniuk reported say" i'm away bar
til lurleen wallace could seek appropriate treatment cancer husband , alabama segregationist george wallace , kept secret four years due fact wanted become governor alabama. died year office.
til pepsi one first advertise directly african-americans , advertisements 1940s portraying as" self-confident middle-class citizens" , well hiring all-black sales team promote pepsi around country.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. reminded ted talk one shooter's mother did. however , page crashing now. , reddit thread that? ted tedx? what's difference? ted the" real deal. " tedx brand people use notable quality control issues gets speak.
til 2002 fake sequel harry potter appeared china title" harry potter bao zuolong. " book consists text jrr tolkien's hobbit names changed harry potter characters. similar case 2009 book called" dan brown's lost symbol" published ( actual" lost symbol" ) just" picture dorian gray" names changed dan brown characters. hey , least stealing quality literature.
til fat duck , michellin three-star restaurant england , employs forty-two chefs. one customer.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " middle ground buying 33 guns year without raising suspicion civilian able guns. look sweden example. lots lots guns , tough regulations. edit : 33 guns year
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. months sea probably care ship's integrity compromised .. " well guys looks like we're gonna stay fix boat. darn. " captain ; got bad news lads. ship literally falling apart stay .. sailors : woohoo! captain : .. nails .. sailors : mutiny! " rape pillage get nails back go home! "
til cassowary's reputation disemboweling killing humans result local folklore. one recorded case fatal attack 89 years ago.
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero. rip. passed away yesterday. actually believe you. went checked .. fuck. r. i. p. married 70 years. holy shit. that's dedication .. sad_face poor stan lee where's doggo loves bot?
til frog swallows eggs , gives birth live frogs vomiting stomach
til common heart shape ( :heart_suit: ) quite possibly based seed used birth control ancient times.
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity. " synthesized uric acid , sold $ 25,00 build house it. warlock mars , bitch" - william shatner charlie sheen roast. actual quote? watch roast charlie sheen. says something sorts. shatner amazing , really really funny. also kind dick , accounts
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. everyone wants solve overpopulation problem , want die. both. live kids , even stick 1 kid. that's china's trying achieve since 70s establishing one-child law. 2014 ( give take 2 years , bad memory ) changed 2 kids max. source : chinese always two-child law? would keep population constant , it? large parts population excempt law.
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con really got role , good her! dunno , really catwoman play sexually-charged game basketball children watching? loop one , what's context? edit : oh god
til : today's average teenagers know vastly milky way galaxies professional astronomers 100 years ago. reason average teenager seen naked people adult 100 years ago. 100 + years ago , naked people adults seen parents , siblings [ cousins ] ( [URL] )
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging [ loophole ] ( [URL] ) r / accidentalpun that's great sub , thanks roping in! loop. puns tight! ! #do get it? noose tight.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. thread r / sex yesterday using microscope form contraception. that's how. wait .. can't say link explain need know [URL] people condoms? feel good. makes sex less fun. folk say make difference straight lying themselves.
til movie , - 571 , states americans responsible capturing first enigma machine. truth first enigma machine captured british , 7 months americans entered war. tony blair ridiculed movie prime minister's questions. bill clinton dismissed movie work fiction. americans never captured single enigma machine. 2 canadians , 13 british. watch hollywood films expect see us calvary ti rescue. fact russian blood us factories war.
til toronto underground arcology , network underground tunnels possible live without needing venture outside
til snooker player ronnie o'sullivan accused disrespect opponent using opposite hand take shot. prove bringing game disrepute , played 3 frames left-hand former world championship runner-up , winning 3.
til 1986 interview , jackie gleason said considered suing hanna-barbera flintstones copy honeymooners , passed lawyers cautioned ," want known guy yanked fred flintstone air? ".
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time right , necessarily mean they're capable communicating location distance breeding grounds members species - something ants , bees , ravens humans do. dolphins? whales matter. octopus friend avocado?
til frog swallows eggs , gives birth live frogs vomiting stomach
til 27 ad wooden amphitheater collapsed ancient town fidenae resulted death 200-500 spectators. roman senate responded raising building standards banishing creator theater , atilius.
til roman mile defined 1,00 paces. armies would leave mile markers every 1,00 steps marched ; result , well-fed armies marching fast pace marked longer miles.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels. ones prefer former quickly labeled rest turmoil as" kinksters" sometimes can't fight eeling.
til average inmate alcatraz read 75-100 books per year.
til creed bratton office played real life creed bratton , former member 1960s band grass roots
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity. fuck buys kidney stone?
chiefs qb elvis grbac selected people's" sexiest athlete alive" 1998 accident. rather offend grbac , magazine ran
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " gene hackman asked starred superman said" give 2 million reasons why" particularly great reasons , taken together , become impossible refuse. wait minute , superman good though! ! f..! !! ?? superman iv however i've never heard this" superman iv" .. low budget movie terrible plot bad acting? / almost sarcasm try pretend idea never came like idea nicholas cage considered superman role. budget superman n64 believe
til filming schindler's list , polish woman encountered ralph fiennes dressed nazi uniform told that" germans charming people. kill anybody deserve it. "
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind. driving newer car awful people walking / biking front you. either honk look like inpatient asshole tread behind pissing drivers behind you. need add button activates speaker projects forward smooth spoken word gospel album performed musk medium volume. look next model joking , really need polite version horn. like ," woo-hoo , i'm behind you! "
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. hence term" irony" * another made fact brought reddit * get made-up facts r / politics!
til jupiter's center gravity sun outside sun's surface. technically , mutual orbit around , around point extremely close sun. two people stood spot , one ran towards sun ran toward jupiter , would get incinerated time. know cant run space?
since 200 , pittsburgh steelers 27-9 record versus cincinnati bengals , making one most" one-sided rivalries" professional sports.
til hunkerin ' , fad 1950s america people would rest squatting position hours time even hold hunkerin ' competitions
til thomas jefferson kept shetland sheep white house. attacked several people , killed small boy , eventually called" abominable animal" . adorab - wait , * killed * child? back then? presidents goat killed one children. take it? " oh ok mr. president. love anyways" * kicks * well kids back pretty decent chance diying anyways.
til one ever seen echidna ejaculate. sir , seen enough sonic hedge hog fan art. google" [ first name ] hedgehog. " by" ," mean" dont. " first name extremely unusual , 4 living people know it. 3 father grandfather.
til wwii british spies posed fake charity groups hand special monopoly games allied prisoners war. games compasses , maps , real money , useful tools escaping. part story never understand nazis give shit prisoners? would allow delivery first place? exactly known humanitarian concerns.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance holy shit , exactly came say. nuke too? implications comment massively scary. mean , many people would willingly stay sub deep underwater cramp / pressurized tube breathing recycled air.
til judd apatow watched movie" true romance" idea floyd , beloved stoner character played brad pitt , finally leaving apartment getting chased bad guys. idea ended becoming" pineapple express" .
til - edison died nikola tesla wrote negative obituary nyt - made fun hygiene work ethic
til honey bees ejaculate forcefully penises explode. kills honey bee. , technically speaking , mate life.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen well , there's sodium dasani , could little salty. there's probably semen protein water drink it! got electrolytes.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank knocking power , messing hermit crabs throwing rocks. otto sounds like hellraiser.
til name tyrone irish county tyrone
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. oh fucking * god * , poor guy. blame slightest. like usbekestani gold put borat version anthem?
til mexicans highest average annual hours worked world
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. wow amazing work dairy lobby dairy industry done impressive things years. food pyramid designed specifically encourage milk cheese consumption help struggling dairy farmers. wait. telling nutritional information .. official nutritional information government uses strictly scientifical?
til 2012 interview thewrap , morgan freeman explained religious views follows :" hard question said start , think invented god. believe god , , think i'm god. "
til credit card" chip" technology ( aka emv ) rolled us almost 25 years old damn. they'll probably phase europe soon far know already begun talking that. sure replacing nfc. denmark new cards contact-less. use pin purchases 30 $. brit seems strange me. uk card machines accept pin amount , contactless works payments 30.
til inventor tang , also invented pop rocks , cool whip , form instant-set jell-o , convenience foods.
til wwii british spies posed fake charity groups hand special monopoly games allied prisoners war. games compasses , maps , real money , useful tools escaping. part story never understand nazis give shit prisoners? would allow delivery first place? exactly known humanitarian concerns.
til people used think kidneys governed one's conscience , several bible verses say god inspects kidneys dead. jewish tradition holds one kidney counsels good , evil.
til : approximately 10,00 attended funeral hawaiian musician , israel kamakawiwoole.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. dolphin without hands?
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. episode 30 rock , character pete hornberger never overachieves avoid getting promoted head. pete underrated character. cared juust enough much. girlfriend recently mentioned watching 30 rock again. pay attention pete thoroughly convinced glue holds show together. one favorite parts 30 rock pete gets jack agree give per diem gas , situation , jack agree. " yes! hornberger! "
til pitbulls responsible fatal dog attacks america past 2 years unfortunately lot stem situational improper husbandry ignorance .. pitbulls rotties shitty dogs shitty people attracted them. world may never know.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. reminded ted talk one shooter's mother did. however , page crashing now. , reddit thread that? ted tedx? what's difference? tedx talks organized presented anyone , verification. occasionally leads misleading information / [ hilarity ] ( [URL] ).
til civil war ended , first general confederate army active reform party , spoke favor civil rights voting recently freed slaves.
til valentine's day japan , women give male co-workers chocolate. unpopular co-workers receive cheap giri-choko (" ultra-obligatory" chocolate ) others receive honmei-choko (" true feeling chocolate" ).
til actor martin sheen arrested total 66 times protesting acts civil disobedience - recently 2007 trespassing nevada nuclear test facility. illusive man strikes martin sheen great pick character.
til medal honor recipient thomas baker asked left behind japanese counter attack saipan due wounded. asked 1 pistol 8 bullets. returning us army found corpse 8 dead japanese. asked bullets.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. raccoon stole 20 dollars? pff. look mr. rich guy $ 20 bank account. pff. look moneybags bank account. pff. lk mnbgs vr hr , wt hs fnc xpnsv vwls. poor bastard. even buy vowel. edit : * really? * first gold this? money kind stranger.
til marvel's first movie , howard duck , bombed box office. cost estimated $ 37 million , grossed $ 38 million internationally , netting $ 1 million.
til jesus actor jim caviezel struck lightning whilst filming passion christ
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. dolphin without hands?
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets.
til japanese kamikaze pilots allowed return find suitable target. one pilot shot ninth return. wikipedia article :" even fairy tales little children promoted kamikaze. " anyone know english translation? believe called winnie pooh brings death america.
til height pokmon go , number players tried sneaking highly classified military explosives plant virginia charizard reportedly located inside arsenal.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. island women , defeating english navy power pussy. well , english disease ( regular venereal ) went kill 9/10 tahiti population.
til former french president flix faure , died getting bj office
niki lauda makes 1,200 , 00 year monetising forehead.
til 4 us states completely banned billboards
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death die beating grizzly fistfight still considered a" fist fight" bear fists? think hand paw combat fits better. edit : get brawl ninja turtle animal cruelty assault?
til death steve irwin , speculated series revenge killings , least ten stingrays found dead mutilated coast queensland strangest case misplaced rage i've ever seen.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. remember pudding eating bm yesterday .. " .. pudding eating , going sue" said trey parker. probably heard took scene post. .. eat then? ?? cowboy ass
til 4 us states completely banned billboards til 4 states banned them. taking rest guys long? we're resource-rich tourist destinations
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. , got hired 15 times. that's positive. i'm met multiple women exactly like that. get hired drop hat garbage employees. helps good looking. real honest god discussion nicki minaj , hot? personally touch ten foot pole , looks like plastic monster. like blow-up doll human skin. guys actually find attractive?
til 1983 , caddies masters tournament black. due clubs tradition.
til da vinci devoted vegetarian , nearly-unheard practice time. love animals would often purchase caged birds release them.
til walk disturbance ( person worried walk may lose balance ) may appear social anxiety , especially passing group people.
til japanese kamikaze pilots allowed return find suitable target. one pilot shot ninth return.
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches careful. want piss scientologists. i'm even kidding.
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. , got hired 15 times. that's positive. i'm met multiple women exactly like that. get hired drop hat garbage employees. helps good looking. real honest god discussion nicki minaj , hot? personally touch ten foot pole , looks like plastic monster. like blow-up doll human skin. guys actually find attractive?
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes love song ice fire books like show. however watch episodes. picture ned differently , still sean beans voice read first book. thought ned looking lot younger sean bean. ned 35ish book. joffrey taller rob jon tyrion 1 black eye bron supposed like 23. also , moon door actual door floor.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. can't wait see give mass shooting vegas. think politicians media going try forget shooting ever happened soon possible , given shooter older rich white male gun collector. [ removed ]
.. service would not. scum ball company ( evidence former customer ) way support again. must nice. comcast monopoly entire city outside satellite providers. wanna spend 100 bucks cable internet? ok fine get any. get internet * * cable less $ 100? witchcraft this? signed , canadian comes like 110 believe , pay bill get paid ; that's basic cable mind internet caps like 4mb / dl want say? state sanctioned robbery. $ 110? ? month? ! even afford starbucks? ? point others far worse ( looking everyone world feasible access internet way shape form ). sound like entitled brat. seriously ,
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging fishwife hanged murdering illegitimate infant shortly birth. long long ago , especially evidenced roman empire , infanticide often even considered crime baby six months old. guess lived wrong era. [URL] that's incredibly heartbreaking know.
audrey hepburn's first starring role ' roman holiday ' ( 1953 ). gregory peck insisted hepburn's name appear film's title font large :" got change she'll big star i'll look gregory peck awesome dude. would appear knew up. gonna turn audrey hepburn love-in , talk wait dark. god damn love movie.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. one brightest species earth , yet keep small fish tanks :-/ also cut tiny pieces still alive dip sauce. mm. i'm hungry. why? want cook first [URL] faint heart ..
til greek origin word" idiot" used mean someone participate politics public affairs
til mike myers loosely based dr. evil character former snl boss lorne micheals. dr. evil's phrase" throw frickin ' bone , people ," supposedly something michaels said many times script
til form medieval torture , victims feet covered salt water goat would start licking them. sometimes laughter stress intense tickling resulted heart attack brain hemorrhage.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" really fucking picture , ops fault come reddit find advert. want bars wall [ think it? ] ( [URL] )
chiefs qb elvis grbac selected people's" sexiest athlete alive" 1998 accident. rather offend grbac , magazine ran
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. episode 30 rock , character pete hornberger never overachieves avoid getting promoted head.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. thought * fruit * would cure cancer. even , thought fruit ( i. e. little fibery sugar-bombs ) would cure pancreatic cancer ( pancreas , i. e. organ breaks sugar ). short question siri could told bad doubt it. ever used siri? probably would asked ," alternative diets effective fighting pancreatic cancer? " would say" searching internet ' oral native affection five panda answer '" .
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle.
til creed bratton office played real life creed bratton , former member 1960s band grass roots
til : denver international airport , largest us , one half times size manhattan
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. everything ive ever heard dolphins ' sexuality deeply disturbing. animal who's sex life freaks more. like seriously dolphins stahpp ever read penguins , then. ducks.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. liberty dies thunderous applause
til : 76 % known serial killers 20th century united states. key word is" known" countries catch acknowledge serial killers. russia bragged usa serial killers. truth never coordinated police force tie crimes together.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes " * reason , parts play , like boromir ned stark , life online long afterwards. keep seeing - call - memes? " * - sean bean he's us.
til grizzly bears feared respected native americans hunting required company 4 10 warriors done preparation ceremoniality intertribal warfare. without firearms , fuckers unbelievably monstrous. arrows? spears? fuck. that. noise.
til battle germantown , 177 , cease fire called due small terrier wandering battlefield.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. kind genius really evil - let people dissenters come , give secret police holiday. hope kind trick works though.
til washington generals broke 2495 - game losing streak accidentally beating harlem globetrotters 100-99
til colt 45 malt liquors former slogan was" works every time"
til washington generals broke 2495 - game losing streak accidentally beating harlem globetrotters 100-99
til japanese war criminal hideki tojo arrested , given new dentures awaited trial , american dentist made secretly drilled" remember pearl harbour" morse code
til actor martin sheen arrested total 66 times protesting acts civil disobedience - recently 2007 trespassing nevada nuclear test facility. imagine could president like character west wing .. american politics much closer house cards moment west wing read dc insiders find veep realistic portrayal jobs.
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time * know of. yea , like half animals ocean specific breeding grounds. right , necessarily mean they're capable communicating location distance breeding grounds members species - something ants , bees , ravens humans do. dolphins?
til inventor rubik's cube realize he'd built puzzle scrambled first time tried restore
til band chumbawamba , mainly known ubiquitous hit" tubthumping" , actually politically charged anarcho-punk band advised fans steal music chain stores.
til west germany fully decriminalised homosexual acts males 1994 criminal law needed reconciliation law east germany , decriminalised since 1968
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen [ knew ] ( [URL] ) edit : seriously , [ knew ] ( [URL] ).
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. * 1905 , companies merged become nestl anglo-swiss condensed milk company , retaining name 1947. * good decision shorten nestl. dunno , think shortened anglo-swiss condensed milk company. roles tongue , know. anglo milk sounds dirty contrary superior purest white milk buy , produced master race anglo aryan mountain cows.
til that" claw crane" games remotely set a" payout" limit , failure rate , essentially gambling" games" first place. fact , illegal canada except fairs.
til quetzalcoatl got drunk slept sister , quetzalpetlatl. upon waking next day , realized , stone box built , laid , set fire. zeus could've learned things guy oedipus plucked eyes found did. way every attempt tell story stage colossal disaster.
til classic pc game" baldur's gate" developed , alongside engine , 18 months team 60 people never worked video game before. still one best rpg games ever made. recently re-released ' enhanced edition ' even enjoyable play now.
til russia's economy ( $ 1.3 ) 69 % size italy's economy ( $ 1.9 ).
til civil war ended , first general confederate army active reform party , spoke favor civil rights voting recently freed slaves.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years.
til mtv's" clone high" cartoon cancelled people india conducted massive hunger strike googling maxim article depicting gandhi , coming across cartoon , featured gandhi character.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen
til cali cartel murdered many people dumped bodies cauca river local municipality eventually bankrupt cost recovering corpses conducting autopsies.
til wilmer valderrama purchased vista cruiser used on" ' 70s show" $ 500 series ended.
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time
til coelacanths thought extinct since cretaceous period , yet discovered alive 1938
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. hence term" irony" * another made fact brought reddit * get made-up facts r / politics!
til ohio issues" scarlet letter plates" people given limited driving privileges convicted dui. realize states dui plates. also heroin plates ohio , they're light blue say" kentucky" top.
til credit card" chip" technology ( aka emv ) rolled us almost 25 years old damn. they'll probably phase europe soon far know already begun talking that. sure replacing nfc. denmark new cards contact-less. use pin purchases 30 $. brit seems strange me. uk card machines accept pin amount , contactless works payments 30.
til cassowary's reputation disemboweling killing humans result local folklore. one recorded case fatal attack 89 years ago.
til review of" lulu" , collaboration metallica lou reed , chuck klosterman wrote :" red hot chili peppers acoustically covered 12 worst primus songs starbucks , would still ( slightly
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. that's giving someone promotion , need given added responsibilities gradually , prove competence. unsuccessful , transfer responsibilities someone else.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. * soup meal. soup sandwich - - that's meal! , fucking not. anything , white person meal. mexico actually consider meals events spend time families , something eat breakroom white company work
til humans ' closest relative , bonobos , peaceful female-run society sex used resolve conflict. they" make love , war. "
til name" canola oil" coined marketing reasons avoid using word" rape" , in" rapeseed oil" , product's name.
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax soon known as" retail credit agency" following congressional testimony. < two weeks later > okay , calling ourselves" credit mcchecky clown penis" literally name left. let's hope nothing goes wrong time. could always washington redskins credit agency
til town florida named frostproof marketing plot claim town would never citrus frost. less two years founding frost killed citrus town.
til tic tacs mainly made sugar allowed labelled zero sugar per serving despite sugar due weight.
til abusing alcohol drugs better half life , iconic jazz singer billie holiday swindled earnings died 70 cents ( us $ 6 2016 dollars ) bank.
til 1950 ' , marines accidentally ordered hundreds crates tootsie rolls instead mortar rounds.
til beanie babies , height popularity , accounted 10 % ebay traffic collectors insured purchases thousands dollars.
til nirvana's cover david bowie's" man sold world" 1993 mtv unplugged album revitalized people's interest bowie also leading younger listeners think covering nirvana , much annoyance.
til sources say kim il-sung , founder north korea , could actually impostor , might stolen name resistance leader died
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged league ~ ~ light ~ ~ little 5.5 km. 20,00 would 110,00 km. earth measures 12,750 km across equator. go 20,00 leagues deep , would end 17.6 thousand leagues space.
til - edison died nikola tesla wrote negative obituary nyt - made fun hygiene work ethic know history two makes sense almost amazing people aware tesla-edison history. edit : documentaries besides comic oatmeal posted. jesus people , comment something original. sadly can't clam know much , know edison fucked tesla general shit lots great documentaries show life depth. like prestige?
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. " boris yeltsin first words you. s. president clinton upon meeting 1995 , think o. j. it? " guy like relaxed uncle. relaxed drank fifth vodka every day sorry fifth? american always wondered. google maybe people know too. edit : thanks everyone , know international standard alcohol volumes ever thought would. fifth gallon. 750 ml bottle. tend drink america. guys use liters , 750 ml bottle tend drink well.
til one ever seen echidna ejaculate.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death regret bone-itis man , great episode. get home work i'll re-watch netfli .. oh wait
til 2002 fake sequel harry potter appeared china title" harry potter bao zuolong. " book consists text jrr tolkien's hobbit names changed harry potter characters. similar case 2009 book called" dan brown's lost symbol" published ( actual" lost symbol" ) just" picture dorian gray" names changed dan brown characters. hey , least stealing quality literature. right back go publish next game throne sequel china switching names quixote characters.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death regret bone-itis
til you. state texas roughly 10 % larger france almost twice large germany.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. nothing .. mormons baptize die! baptize people listed phone book. grandmother use baptize neighborhood kids / babies kitchen sink watching summer. catholic want babies going purgatory / hell. grew catholic .. non-clergy even baptisms? sounds weird. absence priest laymen perform baptisms roman catholicism.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " [ removed ] want sad_face want smile mean ..
til washington generals broke 2495 - game losing streak accidentally beating harlem globetrotters 100-99
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. holy shit , exactly came say. nuke too? implications comment massively scary. mean , many people would willingly stay sub deep underwater cramp / pressurized tube breathing recycled air. bunch dudes age 25 .. shenanigans pretty fucked , understand.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen brit 100 % sure think use word. ' spunk spunk '
til ancient greek philosopher jumped active volcano prove immortal god
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. everything ive ever heard dolphins ' sexuality deeply disturbing. animal who's sex life freaks more. like seriously dolphins stahpp ever read penguins , then. ducks.
til harlan ellison wrote hugo award winning short story" mouth , must scream" single night. made changes first draft.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. something something getting nailed seamen loose hips sink ships. would still stick with" loose lips" , different set.
til greek origin word" idiot" used mean someone participate politics public affairs
til hitler nazi officials outlawed animal cruelty including boiling live lobsters.
since 200 , pittsburgh steelers 27-9 record versus cincinnati bengals , making one most" one-sided rivalries" professional sports.
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity. meanwhile , i'm starting think selling kidney i'm broke .. funny say recently research organ markets. illegal sell organs you. s. , despite economically efficient solution organ shortage. good alternative would make motorcycles dirt cheap.
til president jimmy carter placed peanut farm blind trust elected president. term ended , found badly mismanaged $ 1 million debt.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. * soup meal. depends soup. pho soup meal. mostly non-soup parts.
til : vicodin six times potent codeine , hence name vi ( roman numeran six ) - codin
til indiana jones changed image archaeology. ' raiders lost ark ' ( 1981 ) , people imagined archaeologist weak , older person needs rescuing. stereotype male ivy league professor /
til william bradford , governor plymouth colony , year old father died sent live grandfather , died two years later sent live mother , died one year later.
til filming schindler's list , polish woman encountered ralph fiennes dressed nazi uniform told that" germans charming people. kill anybody deserve it. "
warriors 5 team captains ( curry , kd , klay , dray iggy ) 15 players. one third roster made captains
til quetzalcoatl got drunk slept sister , quetzalpetlatl. upon waking next day , realized , stone box built , laid , set fire.
til : country madagascar got name marco polo mistakenly thought landed mogadishu , somalia misspelled name city
til vanessa carlton wrote riff for" thousand miles" 1998. upon hearing mother told her" vanessa , that's hit song. "
til oprah born single mother , wore potato sacks clothes , molested family , gave birth stillborn child 14 like not. still gotta respect her. like oprah? raise hand here. consistently given platform pseudoscience hucksters , pressed , shrugs saying something along lines trying inform people dr. oz legitimate doctor saved peoples lives. goddamn snake oil salesman. know entirely oprah fault , enabled supported it. think kind shitty that.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" really fucking picture , ops fault come reddit find advert. want bars wall [ think it? ] ( [URL] ) im trouble locating large breasted woman. _oo_ / | | /
til australian prime minister named harold holt served 1966 1967. one day , office , went swim disappeared without trace.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes method acting. helicopters middle earth.
til steve jobs took acid , said" taking lsd profound experience , one important things life"
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims also sadistic beleif ill suffer , often denying basic comforts medicine. piece shit person hid guise charity got away mostly hid people made others uncomfortable ( ill ).
til american captives vietnam war would authenticate new prisoner's american identity tapping first five notes of" shave haircut" , cell wall , waiting appropriate response
til : today's average teenagers know vastly milky way galaxies professional astronomers 100 years ago.
til movie , - 571 , states americans responsible capturing first enigma machine. truth first enigma machine captured british , 7 months americans entered war.
til : 76 % known serial killers 20th century united states. key word is" known" countries catch acknowledge serial killers. russia bragged usa serial killers. truth never coordinated police force tie crimes together.
til response a" catastrophic emergency ," united states government suspended replaced single , combined branch" coordinated" president , indefinitely. senate
til day crew battleship uss texas intentionally flooded torpedo tube order cause 2 degree list , giving main guns enough extra elevation boost range & hit target mainland. eli 5 easier move closer? also reminds [ old reddit post ] ( [URL] ) short answer : draft. texas , loaded max 9m ship underwater. closer , ship would run aground. thank , going say would guess keep range shore based battery. could've tipped land elevate ground cannons case
til australia conducted biological warfare invasive rabbit population , reducing population 600 million 100 million.
til mexicans highest average annual hours worked world
til recent educational experiment suggested reading" boy cried wolf" increased children's likelihood lying. hand , reading book george washington cherry tree decreased likelihood dramatically.
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. tortoise bit arse agreeing job isnt he? know. story , tortoise know rabbit slacked off? maybe legitimately believed faster. na seems case digging hole abit deep , probably bragging much afterwards , ended agree maintain bragging rights promoted good job promoted job can't fired. real problem companies.
til screensavers designed save screens burn never displaying static image
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. til anti-vaxers trying save economy. .. surprising revelation look little johnny , city needs new library. can't afford let live. kids.
til classic pc game" baldur's gate" developed , alongside engine , 18 months team 60 people never worked video game before.
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity. meanwhile , i'm starting think selling kidney i'm broke .. funny say recently research organ markets. illegal sell organs you. s. , despite economically efficient solution organ shortage. good alternative would make motorcycles dirt cheap.
til judd apatow watched movie" true romance" idea floyd , beloved stoner character played brad pitt , finally leaving apartment getting chased bad guys. idea ended becoming" pineapple express" .
til george washington massive chain strung across hudson river order keep british sailing upriver. link weighed 100 + pounds.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " he's like actor take every script he's given yet remains highly respected still offered great roles. nic cage started ( he's oscar winner ) destroyed career. feel like samuel l. jackson whatever fuck movie feels like , amazing terrible. respect that.
til queen band world every member written least 3 number ones , meaning whole band songwriter's hall fame
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. liberty dies thunderous applause
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. oh , sorry , thought america
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. milk tried daughter's school absolutely packed sugar. almost sweet ice cream. low fat. would better full fat sugar. americans add sugar regular milk? know already fairly high sugar
til actor martin sheen arrested total 66 times protesting acts civil disobedience - recently 2007 trespassing nevada nuclear test facility. illusive man strikes martin sheen great pick character.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. hell * * can't remember solution tasks three years.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" kinda want one now. would love sample beer like back then. like everything else ancient history , probably 100 times shittier used
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. dwight right. need new plague! !!
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging fishwife hanged murdering illegitimate infant shortly birth. long long ago , especially evidenced roman empire , infanticide often even considered crime baby six months old. guess lived wrong era. [URL]
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. something something getting nailed seamen loose hips sink ships. would still stick with" loose lips" , different set. seaman guzzler! report! seaman staines? !? ! anybody!
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged league ~ ~ light ~ ~ little 5.5 km. 20,00 would 110,00 km. earth measures 12,750 km across equator. go 20,00 leagues deep , would end 17.6 thousand leagues space. according wikipedia verne used paris league 4km , 80 00km total.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. would raw eggs make voice rough? raw eggs would line throat could gargling harsh sounds without damaging vocal chords hurting throat. it'd like thick milkshake attempting extreme metal vocals. mean , i'd probably rather milkshake. healthy metal vocals. vegan black metal , kvlt right now.
til nazis cleared minefields chasing captured civilians across , detonating explosives. everything hear nazi folks leads believe the" baddies" .
til japanese kamikaze pilots allowed return find suitable target. one pilot shot ninth return.
til first simpsons treehouse horror , marge warns parents content episode advising put children bed. warning put sincere effort warn young viewers , producers felt somewhat scary.
til roman mile defined 1,00 paces. armies would leave mile markers every 1,00 steps marched ; result , well-fed armies marching fast pace marked longer miles.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance army get promoted based fast run two miles. buddy mine great leadership capabilities got passed guy eats crayons run.
til kyoto , former capital japan , means" capital city" tokyo means" eastern capital" voted hard burned temple
til british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old. oh shit even plausible conspiracy theories bs time. coincidences happen lot. coincidences wow mom
til 1950 , myxoma virus ( type pox virus ) deliberately released rabbit population australia means population control , causing death 500 million rabbits
til actors played brother sister on" dexter" began dating , fell love , got engaged , got married , got divorced , continuing play brother sister tv. there's something actress. kinda hot , sometimes , kinda strange looking.
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con person attacked another congoer , adrianne stepped up. congoer? one congo? think related con. specifically congo-con person cosplaying amy. congogoer gogo congo con? gogocongogoer?
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. * 1905 , companies merged become nestl anglo-swiss condensed milk company , retaining name 1947. * good decision shorten nestl. dunno , think shortened anglo-swiss condensed milk company. roles tongue , know. anglo milk
chiefs qb elvis grbac selected people's" sexiest athlete alive" 1998 accident. rather offend grbac , magazine ran
til carrie fisher got copy star wars holiday special george lucas ( exchange recording dvd commentary star wars ) showed parties ' mainly end night want people leave. '
til california gold rush , distinct lack women san fransisco caused gay culture flourish. men would often pay for" female impersonators" prostitutes.
til name hotmail chosen contains html , originally styled hotmail. growing think html abbreviation hotmail , guess worked.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " [ removed ] want sad_face want smile mean .. wish could get along like used middle school .. wish could bake cake filled rainbows smiles everyone would eat happy ..
til that" kiln" originally pronounced silent" n. " linguists believe written descriptions kilns reached people never heard ; assumed the" n" pronounced , mispronunciation took over.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. worried purity drugs? visit nearest police station illegal drugs tested - free charge!
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time
til gary webb , reporter san jose mercury news first broke story cia involvement cocaine trade , found dead with" two gunshot wounds head. " death , 2004 , ruled considering ended aids likely came blood transfusion , idk look either fek looks like poorly executed attempt cover fact got aids extra-conjugal homosexual intercourse. done past , fact distinct possibility. vagina aids , gay aids almost impossible man contract hiv vaginal intercourse.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. months sea probably care ship's integrity compromised ..
til : abercrombie & fitch used sell outdoor goods camping gear guns , main store shooting range.
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. i'd rather face service roll anyway follow me. nicki minaj often like pizza chinese buffet. see , respect , i'm feeling moment. saying want stick dick chinese buffet? saying don't? i'm sure buffet handle bring table
til man arrested warrant 2016 returning copy movie freddy got fingered. tom green agreed pay fines outrageous sum
til credit card" chip" technology ( aka emv ) rolled us almost 25 years old damn. they'll probably phase europe soon far know already begun talking that. sure replacing nfc. denmark new cards contact-less. use pin purchases 30 $. brit seems strange me. uk card machines accept pin amount , contactless works payments 30.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. thought * fruit * would cure cancer.
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. went become one evil morally deprived corporations existence ..
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. * soup meal.
til russia's economy ( $ 1.3 ) 69 % size italy's economy ( $ 1.9 ). climate russia challenge agriculture , whereas italy perfect climate [ spaghetti trees ] ( [URL] ). yeah , russia lower gdp canada 4 times population. countries similar climate , must reasons , russia's gdp would 4 times canada's is.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death die beating grizzly fistfight still considered a" fist fight" bear fists? think hand paw combat fits better. edit : get brawl ninja turtle animal cruelty assault? true. guess said fighting grizzly unarmed combat
til that" video killed radio star" best selling record australia 27 years.
til brendan fraser pays $ 900,00 year alimony ex-wife afton smith. got separated 2008 ..
til sitting bull touring buffalo bill's wild west show , impressed annie oakley's shooting abilities charmed character gave name" little sure shot" symbolically adopted daughter. sounds suspiciously like something a" wild west show" promoter would come with. welcome like 85 percent us history " greatest country world" . founded genocide slavery. yup , checks out. countries participated genocide. difficult name country history participated genocide one way another.
til russia's economy ( $ 1.3 ) 69 % size italy's economy ( $ 1.9 ).
til anne heche drove desert , hiked stranger's house , took shower , announced local sherrifs god going take everyone back heaven spaceship
til nikola tesla able integral calculus head , leading teachers believe cheating. integrate derive e ^ x head. understand joke sad_face e ^ x derived e ^ x , e ^ x integrated e ^ x lose 1 mark forgetting constant integration. int ( exp ( x ) ) = exp ( x ) + c
til nazis cleared minefields chasing captured civilians across , detonating explosives.
til mtv's" clone high" cartoon cancelled people india conducted massive hunger strike googling maxim article depicting gandhi , coming across cartoon , featured gandhi character.
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches wait cockroaches bite? ?? worry , sleeping inside mouth. inside ear
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging i've heard" ~ ~ hung ~ ~ hanged neck dead" many times never thought anything it. cool. cool cool cool. edit : til correct time say hanged referring killing person
til since speak much english , first english speaking role , antonio banderas learn lines phonetically
til australian prime minister named harold holt served 1966 1967. one day , office , went swim disappeared without trace.
til coelacanths thought extinct since cretaceous period , yet discovered alive 1938
blizzard taking action players spam hero voice lines overwatch
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til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " he's like actor take every script he's given yet remains highly respected still offered great roles. nic cage started ( he's oscar winner ) destroyed career.
til people used think kidneys governed one's conscience , several bible verses say god inspects kidneys dead. jewish tradition holds one kidney counsels good , evil.
til : nixon sent champagne note saying" justice ultimately prevails" mark felt pardoned reagan. 30 years later , revealed mark felt was" deep throat" helped bring watergate cover-up light.
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero. rip. passed away yesterday.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank knocking power , messing hermit crabs throwing rocks. otto sounds like hellraiser.
til orthodox jews prohibited walking past motion sensor turn light sabbath.
til 2007 , new parking garage germany ended two parking bays peculiar shape required complicated parking maneuver order park there. officials declared men's parking spaces discourage unskilled drivers attempting maneuver.
til hydrogen peroxide , commonly used treat wounds , cause scarring inhibit wound healing.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes method acting. helicopters middle earth. really got character. lot work die 1st movie trilogy. watch extended. watching brormir faramir actually act together amazing makes miss boromir instead despising trying take ring can't hate boromir wanting take ring .. ring evil , manipulative little shit
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time * know of. yea , like half animals ocean specific breeding grounds. right , necessarily mean they're capable communicating location distance breeding grounds members species - something ants , bees , ravens humans do.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes method acting. helicopters middle earth. really got character. lot work die 1st movie trilogy. watch extended. watching brormir faramir actually act together amazing makes miss boromir instead despising trying take ring can't hate boromir wanting take ring .. ring evil , manipulative little shit
til death steve irwin , speculated series revenge killings , least ten stingrays found dead mutilated coast queensland that's literally last thing would wanted .. real , likely drunken certainly foolish people spat face legacy everything stood for.
til 2002 fake sequel harry potter appeared china title" harry potter bao zuolong. " book consists text jrr tolkien's hobbit names changed harry potter characters. similar case 2009 book called" dan brown's lost symbol" published ( actual" lost symbol" ) just" picture dorian gray" names changed dan brown characters. hey , least stealing quality literature. right back go publish next game throne sequel china switching names quixote characters.
til italy installation bidet bathroom mandatory since 1975
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. yeah , kids fine. teenagers hand .. i'm worried. two teenage girls calm collected think critically. however , 7 - year-old son showing signs think critically , care to. he's gonna expensive.
til wasabi vapour effect similar smelling salts , property exploited create smoke alarms deaf.
til 19th early 20th century roughly 1/3 rd norway's populations immigrated united states.
til historians believe fate christianity hinged battle tours arab invasion force defeated frankish force present-day france , preventing spread islam western europe preserving christianity religion europe.
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con really got role , good her! dunno , really catwoman play sexually-charged game basketball children watching? loop one , what's context? edit : oh god
til chrysler built 55 turbine-powered cars 1963-1964. could run fuel could burn oxygen , including perfume tequila , produced 130 horsepower. nine still exist.
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. * 1905 , companies merged become nestl anglo-swiss condensed milk company , retaining name 1947. * good decision shorten nestl. dunno , think shortened anglo-swiss condensed milk company. roles tongue , know. anglo milk
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. thought * fruit * would cure cancer. dads buddy swears ' cancer eats sugar ' diet slowly consumes .. sad_face
til historians believe fate christianity hinged battle tours arab invasion force defeated frankish force present-day france , preventing spread islam western europe preserving christianity religion europe.
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league calling - bayern stumble group stages champions league get third , fall europa league , we'll make annual trip allianz round 32.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death die beating grizzly fistfight still considered a" fist fight" bear fists? think hand paw combat fits better. edit : get brawl ninja turtle animal cruelty assault? true. guess said fighting grizzly unarmed combat
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes method acting. helicopters middle earth. really got character. lot work die 1st movie trilogy. watch extended. watching brormir faramir actually act together amazing makes miss boromir instead despising trying take ring
til wilmer valderrama purchased vista cruiser used on" ' 70s show" $ 500 series ended. thanks fez longer say" son bitch" without accent.
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. actually makes lot meaningful. hare nap job everyone would die anyways? guess story pointlessness achievement face unavoidable death? reading employ animals form part critical communications infrastructure simply speed / reliability / fault-tolerance / integrity properties modern built environment needs.
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero. rip. passed away yesterday.
til sir isaac newton , master royal mint , personally went undercover bars taverns root rampant counterfeiting , high treason ( punishable hanged , drawn quartered ). successfully prosecuted 28
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us it? i've living whole life i've never heard anyone say it. unless say english accent mean , people often talk semen typical conversations , definitely is. probably differs region region. i'm southern california
til three gorges dam china massive slowed rotation earth 60 nanoseconds nothing like 320 nanoseconds changed op's mom came world. actual photo [ born ] ( [URL] )
til final explosion krakatoa measured 310 db , loud enough heard perfectly clearly 3,100 miles away.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " [ removed ] use 2nd keep rest. fucks someone gun? edit : rest amendments. civil rest. people tanks bombs missiles drones? gun nuts think government views glock kind threat?
til recent educational experiment suggested reading" boy cried wolf" increased children's likelihood lying. hand , reading book george washington cherry tree decreased likelihood dramatically.
til first barcode scanned pack juicy fruit troy , ohio june 26 , 1974. pack gum receipt display smithsonian institute.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. everything ive ever heard dolphins ' sexuality deeply disturbing. animal who's sex life freaks more. like seriously dolphins stahpp ever read penguins , then. ducks.
til - wwi , king albert belgium personally led defense germans , queen served nurse , son enlisted infanty.
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. [ removed ]
til british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old. feel like i'm taking crazy pills. op , coin showing front back. person verifying authenticity display front back plastic protective container? saw coin? like separating oreo cookie? oh , haha , no. held place [ plastic container called a" slab" ] ( [URL] ) coin collecting community. ok. i'm going od crazy pills here. slab holds coin. front ( heads ) separated back ( tails )? shown slab. two separate coins , sawn two? looks like op's picture edited show sides label without full slab. thanks.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. worried purity drugs? visit nearest police station illegal drugs tested - free charge! i'm pick free boat could boat , could * * * mystery box * * *.
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold according zillow , house valued $ 243,00. yep that's sort miracle renovation guess. maybe donation value? sold majorly-distressed way 2004 $ 15k.
til credit card" chip" technology ( aka emv ) rolled us almost 25 years old
til single helmet air force's new f - 35 fighter costs $ 400,00
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend.
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. duff used drink gallon vodka per day. ' cut back ' 10 bottles wine day. pancreas swelled size rugby ball told continued drinking would die soon. he's picture health ever earth possible? died? human body lot stronger one may think. drink 20 beers day ive never felt better! * explosive diarrhea intensifies *
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches wait cockroaches bite? ?? worry , sleeping inside mouth. inside ear
til sitting bull touring buffalo bill's wild west show , impressed annie oakley's shooting abilities charmed character gave name" little sure shot" symbolically adopted daughter.
til 19th early 20th century roughly 1/3 rd norway's populations immigrated united states.
til walk disturbance ( person worried walk may lose balance ) may appear social anxiety , especially passing group people.
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time * know of. yea , like half animals ocean specific breeding grounds. right , necessarily mean they're capable communicating location distance breeding grounds members species - something ants , bees , ravens humans do. dolphins?
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time right , necessarily mean they're capable communicating location distance breeding grounds members species - something ants , bees , ravens humans do. dolphins? whales matter. octopus friend avocado?
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. fault [ removed ]
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. oh , poor eel! " what's .. .. oh! oh , god .. no! ah , fuck! no! again! goddammit! " [ relevant nsfw video ] ( [URL] )
til directing jurassic park , spielberg saw cgi t. rex , said stop motion animator phil tippett ," job ," tippett replied ," mean extinct? ". spielberg later incorporated dialogue here's example [ go motion ] ( [URL] ) rex tippet experimenting movie : [URL] decision use cgi. looked better expected. still made right call though. cgi jurassic park still realistic looking film despite 25 years old. groundbreaking 6 year old released blew mind mad dinosaurs ( jeff goldblum ) ever since.
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. wow amazing work dairy lobby dairy industry done impressive things years. food pyramid designed specifically encourage milk cheese consumption help struggling dairy farmers.
til 1983 , caddies masters tournament black. due clubs tradition.
til bridget loves bernie , highest rated tv show ever canceled one season. cbs show creators forced cancel show receiving death threats jews , angered show featured catholic marrying jew.
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters. work? wouldnt point overrun? compared many countries far less stray animals germany. apart cats , usually never know whether stray animals running around , never seen wild dog , escaped ones village that's thinking right now. sure * ever * seen stray dog germany.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand"
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us well , there's sodium dasani , could little salty.
til korean dmz accidentally created one world's well-preserved nature reserves
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. * soup meal. depends soup. pho soup meal. mostly non-soup parts.
til 3 banana companies overthrew government honduras. wonder kind republic kind company that. important question , kind clothing would sell you?
til richard lawrence , 1835 attempted assassinate president andrew jackson funeral using two pistols shot point blank. misfired , president severely beat cane , wrestled submission davy crockett.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis.
til kyoto , former capital japan , means" capital city" tokyo means" eastern capital" there's great [ documentary ] ( [URL] ) goes naming convention japan came , really interesting stuff.
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con person attacked another congoer , adrianne stepped up. congoer? one congo? think related con. specifically congo-con person cosplaying amy. congogoer gogo congo con? gogocongogoer?
til penn jillette penn teller painted finger nails red joke response mother telling get manicure people would looking hands , always keeps one finger nail painted red memory mother. read jillette's book god , no! , parts family life really compelling , eg. late parents , led seeing sister die old age younger age. he's quite complicated person. edit guy slightly older sister think might fuck much mom dying , mean kind expect see parents die seeing sibling die nowhere close must painful sister died 18 7. shit fucks life.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. job's belief alternative medicine surprising. one point fruitarian believed fruitarians bo , bathe. iirc ashton kutcher tried replicate diet stop due development pancreatic issues.
til last words serial killer peter krten were" tell .. head chopped , still able hear , least moment , sound blood gushing stump neck? would pleasure end pleasures. " jesus fuck. make mistake reading wiki article guy. fucking hell. i'm sure i've read depraved person before.
til america's first female mayor elected 1887. group men nominated joke , 60 percent vote. much 2010 ' money? [ $ 24.80 ] ( [URL] ) somehow 24.80 seems insulting dollar. dollar clearly insult 24 bucks change calculated accurate representation feel did. town mayor fined 1 buck ( country's currency ). never got promotion that. thought funny teacher explained ammount show , important thing fined. promotes mayor laughing loud. given job , elected
til vladimir great russia confronted choice converting russia christianity islam. eventually chose christianity , islamic teaching alcohol , saying ," drinking joy rus '. cannot exist without pleasure. "
til paul revere actually shouted" regulars coming out" , not" british coming" , since massachusetts colonists still considered british citizens time.
til first barcode scanned pack juicy fruit troy , ohio june 26 , 1974. pack gum receipt display smithsonian institute.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years.
til wil wheaton suffers generalized anxiety disorder chronic depression. supports mental health nonprofit organizations raising awareness conditions.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. i'm going go swimming ocean right ( ) i'm going seafood store. live eels? focused dolphin penis nature showing us slime eels great jerking off? [URL]
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes method acting. helicopters middle earth. really got character. lot work die 1st movie trilogy. people love kill sean bean .. like , thing.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. people right actually asking government take away more. " let spy. i've got nothing hide" * sigh *
til 1986 , beer drinking goat elected mayor small town texas , usa
til walk disturbance ( person worried walk may lose balance ) may appear social anxiety , especially passing group people.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging i've heard" ~ ~ hung ~ ~ hanged neck dead" many times never thought anything it. cool. cool cool cool. edit : til correct time say hanged referring killing person
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. never liked seinfeld younger. maybe appreciate older. possibly. think may hard time identifying b / c lot conflict lost b / c technology. imagine living world w / cell phones.
til hitler nazi officials outlawed animal cruelty including boiling live lobsters.
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold [ google street view house blurred out. ] ( [URL] )
til yreka , california , bakery operated 100 years called yreka bakery , formed palindrome. business closed gallery opened spot , named yrella gallery would also form palindrome. state motto california [ eureka! ] ( [URL] ) worth noting , yreka pronounced. wy-ree-kah. yreka shasta name mt. shasta. means north mountain.
til king ludwig mad built many weird impractical castles bavaria later inspired fairy tale castles walt disney parks.
til programmers atari late 70s went ceo company asking royalties names included boxes , turned went formed company - - activision
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. wow amazing work dairy lobby dairy industry done impressive things years. food pyramid designed specifically encourage milk cheese consumption help struggling dairy farmers.
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " he's like actor take every script he's given yet remains highly respected still offered great roles. nic cage started ( he's oscar winner ) destroyed career.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. reminded ted talk one shooter's mother did. however , page crashing now. , reddit thread that? ted tedx? what's difference? ted the" real deal. " tedx brand people use notable quality control issues gets speak.
til east st. louis higher murder rate honduras , country highest murder rate world
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. hell * * can't remember solution tasks three years. barely remember password internet webpages. google ask want remember password wait see password entered right one. legitimately changed password twice one day i'm bad remembering them. i'm 63 character password ibetitsjustastringofwordssothatitseasytorememberorsomenonsense.
til ohio issues" scarlet letter plates" people given limited driving privileges convicted dui. realize states dui plates. also heroin plates ohio , they're light blue say" kentucky" top.
til post-debacle interview caught lip syncing shows , one members milli vanilli defended saying ," [ milli vanilli ] working mcdonald's. would done? "
til near-extinction bison hunting 1800s gain food , restrict american indians ' dominant food supply ; herds shot trains left rot died
til people grow cities twice likely develop schizophrenia , even controlling drug use ethnicity.
til carl sagan wanted include" comes sun" message aliens , record company scared extraterrestrial copyright infringement.
til dave chappelle offered role bubba forrest gump turned thought movie would unsuccessful.
til wilmer valderrama purchased vista cruiser used on" ' 70s show" $ 500 series ended. thanks fez longer say" son bitch" without accent.
til rms olympic , sister ship titanic , rammed u-boat sunk , making merchant ship world war sunk enemy vessel.
til chicken nugget invented cornell university food science professor , published results academically instead patenting them.
til dave grohl know read sheet music writes music ear.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. til $ 14 million budget , major hollywood actors , major hollywood filmmaker , film company owned comcast , qualify independent filmmaking. edit. great. top comment snide remark. rip previous also think sp came gay cowboy idea. also recall pudding eating. guess know lingo then.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" really fucking picture , ops fault come reddit find advert. want bars wall [ think it? ] ( [URL] )
til george washington wooden teeth , set real teeth slaves
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. dolphin without hands?
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. raccoon hacked bank america account transferred money checking offshore account cayman islands. raccoon stole 20 dollars?
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " surreal would see ai inside simulation begin talk simulation?
til 20th president james a. garfield ambidextrous versed greek latin. would sometimes entertain friends ask questions writing answers simultaneously latin greek using hands.
til astronaut sunita williams first person run marathon space , finishing 4 hours 24 minutes treadmill aboard international space station.
til chrysler built 55 turbine-powered cars 1963-1964. could run fuel could burn oxygen , including perfume tequila , produced 130 horsepower. nine still exist. jay leno one , shouldnt much surprise anybody loves cars. [URL] i'm told there's one unassuming warehouse know terre haute , indiana small car collection. told still ran 10 years ago , idles smoothly balance nickel edge air intake. never saw i've terre haute , offense town believe anything interesting there.
til ancient greek philosopher jumped active volcano prove immortal god
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. yeh , maybe. he's filthy rich bullies basically scumbag losers. yeh. nice think , there's good chance bullies also successful ( obviously comparison average person , elon ). true. several bullies school pretty successful ( least i've heard ) best people i've known terrible things happen like getting cancer. karma real. success great form revenge nonetheless. well we're talking buddhism karma affect bullies ' reincarnation exist , impair current existence iirc
til australia conducted biological warfare invasive rabbit population , reducing population 600 million 100 million.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested.
til ford actually base decision ford pinto estimated legal costs lawsuits. myth given new life fight club.
til honey bees ejaculate forcefully penises explode. kills honey bee.
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. say find job love , never work day life. little tougher happen love smoking drinking whiskey , done.
til clippy unpopular time , part windows xp's marketing making people aware could disable him.
til world premiere blazing saddles took place drive-in theater burbank , ca 200 guests watched film horseback.
til france illegal deny holocaust happened.
til hydrogen peroxide , commonly used treat wounds , cause scarring inhibit wound healing.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance holy shit , exactly came say. nuke too? implications comment massively scary. mean , many people would willingly stay sub deep underwater cramp / pressurized tube breathing recycled air.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. evaded secret service managed make whitehouse grounds whilst underwear. someone shat brick night. either none whitehouse security team balls man handle russian premier back indoors , yeltsin drunk af embarrassing russia problem , choke holding head state diplomatic incident would also diplomatic incident , though , someone managed harm yeltsin state , part result sufficient protection around time.
til original baby ruth candy company claimed bar named babe ruth could avoid paying royalties. later shut rival candy bar actually approved ruth use name grounds names similar.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. always wonder adult show came would liked it. love curb can't get seinfeld? ! i'm opposite , grew seinfeld still happily rewatch could never get curb. curb makes cringe hard , press stop walk away episode. still like show odd reason try watch cringing larry's inability understand social norms kills me.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. one eyy .. guy fucks horses ever hear anything ginger boots fucking ostritch?
til infinity sign also called the" lemniscate"
til later years , sir isaac newton appointed largely symbolic ( paid ) position royal mint. took job seriously successfully prosecuted many counterfeiters high treason. convicted hanged , drawn quartered
til founding fathers officially stated treaty tripoli that" government united states america , sense , founded christian religion" .
til vladimir great russia confronted choice converting russia christianity islam. eventually chose christianity , islamic teaching alcohol , saying ," drinking joy rus '. cannot exist without pleasure. "
til : today's average teenagers know vastly milky way galaxies professional astronomers 100 years ago.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets.
til pigs although true carnivores , competent predators kill eat helpless humans unable escape
til anyone sworn statewide county office judgeship kentucky must declare oath participated , acted second otherwise assisted duel.
til 1973 , cia launched covert operation overthrew chile's longstanding democratic government replaced military dictatorship rife human rights violations.
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. trouble believing would good customer facing employee .. especially service role. i'd rather face service roll anyway follow me. nicki minaj often like pizza chinese buffet. see , respect , i'm feeling moment.
til hitler nazi officials outlawed animal cruelty including boiling live lobsters.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen woosh sploosh ^ * * spunk * * i'm thirsty. mouth?
britain leaving eu europe
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. til $ 14 million budget , major hollywood actors , major hollywood filmmaker , film company owned comcast , qualify independent filmmaking. edit. great. top comment snide remark. rip previous also think sp came gay cowboy idea. also recall pudding eating. guess know lingo then. eat poopoo
til soldiers you. s. military psychological warfare department ( psyops ) used loudspeakers tempt enemy fighters afghanistan battles win calling , lady men cowardly dogs.
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone.
til giant panda chi chi sexually attracted humans refused attempts mating giant pandas. instead made full sexual self-presentation zookeepers.
til british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old. " british pound" kinda sounds like sex move.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. reminds kazakhstan girl shooting competition played borat spoof anthem. link : [URL] australian sporting event competition i'd totally humorous alternative national anthem. mean think several contenders but" under" men work would least / appropriate think.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. i'm going go swimming ocean right ( ) i'm going seafood store. live eels? focused dolphin penis nature showing us slime eels great jerking off? [URL]
til though thomas kinkade designed paintings , widely sold prints produced semi-industrial process prints factory produced manually touched low-level apprentices embellished prefabricated base.
til greek god fertility , never ending boner sacrificial animal ass. name gave rise medical term priapism - - prolonged erection
til oprah born single mother , wore potato sacks clothes , molested family , gave birth stillborn child 14 like not. still gotta respect her. like oprah? raise hand here. consistently given platform pseudoscience hucksters , pressed , shrugs saying something along lines trying inform people dr. oz legitimate doctor saved peoples lives. goddamn snake oil salesman. know entirely oprah fault , enabled supported it. think kind shitty that.
til yreka , california , bakery operated 100 years called yreka bakery , formed palindrome. business closed gallery opened spot , named yrella gallery would also form palindrome. cool see hometown reddit! glad know forgotten smirk_face
til of" gish gallop" , fallacious debate tactic drowning opponent flood individually-weak arguments , opponent cannot possibly answer every falsehood real time. named after" duane gish" , prominent member creationist
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. actually makes lot meaningful. hare nap job everyone would die anyways? guess story pointlessness achievement face unavoidable death?
til actor martin sheen arrested total 66 times protesting acts civil disobedience - recently 2007 trespassing nevada nuclear test facility. illusive man strikes
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. actual source wiki link book ' silk roads ' peter frankopan. ever read" years rice salt" kim stanley robinson? fiction , would've happened black death killed 90 % europe instead 50 %. good read.
til review of" lulu" , collaboration metallica lou reed , chuck klosterman wrote :" red hot chili peppers acoustically covered 12 worst primus songs starbucks , would still ( slightly
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death die beating grizzly fistfight still considered a" fist fight" bear fists? think hand paw combat fits better. edit : get brawl ninja turtle animal cruelty assault?
til da vinci devoted vegetarian , nearly-unheard practice time. love animals would often purchase caged birds release them.
til british supermarket chain iceland eu-wide trademark name , take legal action icelandic companies use it. icelandic government applied trademark invalidated , far without success.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " gene hackman asked starred superman said" give 2 million reasons why" particularly great reasons , taken together , become impossible refuse. wait minute , superman good though! ! f..! !! ?? superman iv however i've never heard this" superman iv" .. low budget movie terrible plot bad acting? / almost sarcasm try pretend idea never came like idea nicholas cage considered superman role.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance performance navy though? recently collided boats? not. promoted!
til 80s hair band winger trace massive mid - 90s downfall popularity mocked relentlessly on" beavis butt-head" subsequent mike judge projects
til day crew battleship uss texas intentionally flooded torpedo tube order cause 2 degree list , giving main guns enough extra elevation boost range & hit target mainland. wwii-era russian tanks often said happiest tanks world? barely gun depression laughing_face [ meanwhile america ] ( [URL] ) ( i'm like 50 % sure go little lower )
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. oh fucking * god * , poor guy. blame slightest. [ song ones wondering ] ( [URL] ) mexican , ofensive migth think. great song truly represents culture. like choose [ frijolero ] ( [URL] ) [ el sonidito ] ( [URL] )
til two time medal honor recipient major general smedley butler wrote :" spent time high class muscle man big business , wall street bankers. short , racketeer , gangster capitalism.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league traditions broken. sunderland go , arsenal fail make top 4. leicester broke football spurs arsenal , too. wenger beating mourinho
til nobody owners really know owns ikea. parts owned multiple shell corporations , many stores technically owned non-profit charitable organization thus pay taxes income.
til 1950 ' , marines accidentally ordered hundreds crates tootsie rolls instead mortar rounds.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. yep , umbrella policy. one added mine. $ 1 million covers pretty much anything around $ 300 / year. whats funny teenager moves it'll drop $ 120 / year! homeowner without kids : umbrella f-ing cheap stupid it. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me.
til possibility of" hypertumors" , cancer tumor gets big gets cancer
til 2002 fake sequel harry potter appeared china title" harry potter bao zuolong. " book consists text jrr tolkien's hobbit names changed harry potter characters. similar case 2009 book called" dan brown's lost symbol" published ( actual" lost symbol" ) just" picture dorian gray" names changed dan brown characters. hey , least stealing quality literature.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " he's like actor take every script he's given yet remains highly respected still offered great roles. nic cage started ( he's oscar winner ) destroyed career. nic cage already peaked con air face / off. cannot top performances matter are. also lord war
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con really got role , good her! dunno , really catwoman play sexually-charged game basketball children watching? loop one , what's context? edit : oh god [ apologize put through. ] ( [URL] )
til gino bartali - champion italian cyclist. wwii , cycled italy carrying messages italian resistance. even smuggled jews wagon secret compartment telling people part training.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. job's belief alternative medicine surprising. one point fruitarian believed fruitarians bo , bathe. fruitarian thing ten days back see like. euphoric time , horrible bo. edit : wow , protip ladies gentleman : want draw world's nutritional experts onto reddit , make comment euphoric? side effect fruit diet? got details?
til cops died illness linked 9/11 perished day
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. everyone freaking : seal extinct.
storyline chronological order ridley scott's alien prequels goes" prometheus , awakening , covenant" . awakening screenplay already written along elizabeth shaw david 8 featured it.
til ravens observed calling wolves site dead animals open carcass leave scraps accessible them.
til nobody owners really know owns ikea. parts owned multiple shell corporations , many stores technically owned non-profit charitable organization thus pay taxes income.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. " boris yeltsin first words you. s. president clinton upon meeting 1995 , think o. j. it? " guy like relaxed uncle. relaxed drank fifth vodka every day like old russian proverb :" everything's okay enough vodka"
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. fuck? took words right mouth. can't think many situations parents guilty children's actions , certainly one them.
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. oh , sorry , thought america gawl , sharon! love suddenly like season 8 randy became best character. favorite south park trivia trey parker dad named randy geologist ..
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. actually worked called alternative medicine. would called medicine.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. something something getting nailed seamen
til writing staff futurama held 3 ph. d. , seven master's degrees , cumulatively 50 years harvard university. series writer patric m. verrone stated ," easily overeducated cartoon writers history"
til greek mythology zeus thought earth overpopulated trojan war instigated depopulate earth.
til every part dandelion edible. leaves buds eaten greens , flowers made wine , roots roasted ground make" coffee. "
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind. space race byproduct developing icbms .. spacex merely clever front future top time post / r / prorevenge .. " bully school? i'll strand mars prison" .
til japanese kamikaze pilots allowed return find suitable target. one pilot shot ninth return.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " gene hackman asked starred superman said" give 2 million reasons why" particularly great reasons , taken together , become impossible refuse. wait minute , superman good though! ! f..! !! ?? superman iv however i've never heard this" superman iv" .. low budget movie terrible plot bad acting? / almost sarcasm try pretend idea never came like idea nicholas cage considered superman role.
.." , guitarist angus young said" need play [ album ] backwards , never hid [ messages ]. we'd call album highway hell , right front them. " favorite angus quote :" people saying acdc released album 8 times. say them? "" that's bullshit! we've released album 9 times" enjoy quote gets repeated ever increasing numbers switched .. ya , original quote was" people saying ac / dc released album 9 times , say them? " that's bullshit released album 10 times" laughing loud. google quote .. > i'm sick tired people saying put 11 albums sound exactly same. fact , we've put 12 albums sound exactly same. i'm sorry , [ here's actually video clip saying ] ( [URL] )
til later years , sir isaac newton appointed largely symbolic ( paid ) position royal mint. took job seriously successfully prosecuted many counterfeiters high treason. convicted hanged , drawn quartered
til since speak much english , first english speaking role , antonio banderas learn lines phonetically
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. reminded ted talk one shooter's mother did. however , page crashing now. , reddit thread that? ted tedx? what's difference?
til since humans became aware mortality roughly 150,00 years ago , developed one mechanism dealing existential anxiety accompanies : denial.
til gowanus canal brooklyn , nyc polluted unidentifiable new forms microbiological life arisen sludge
manchester united equalled record draws single premier league season
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. sound like shill big children.
til emperor caracalla visited alexandria , greeted satires insults. responded massacring city's citizens pillaging afterwards.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. think agree. show george. except one time kramer l. a. worst episodes. bad great like rest series. except somehow still way better finale.
til - coca cola launched dasani water uk slogan ' bottled spunk ' & ' can't live without spunk ' ; oblivious uk spunks means semen.
til daily planet , lois lane clark kent ( superman ) work owned bruce wayne ( batman )
til yreka , california , bakery operated 100 years called yreka bakery , formed palindrome. business closed gallery opened spot , named yrella gallery would also form palindrome. state motto california [ eureka! ] ( [URL] ) worth noting , yreka pronounced. wy-ree-kah.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. fuck? took words right mouth. can't think many situations parents guilty children's actions , certainly one them.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. can't wait see give mass shooting vegas. think politicians media going try forget shooting ever happened soon possible , given shooter older rich white male gun collector. [ removed ]
til france illegal deny holocaust happened.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. can't wait see give mass shooting vegas. think politicians media going try forget shooting ever happened soon possible , given shooter older rich white male gun collector. [ removed ]
til darth vader father luke skywalker real name anakin skywalker
til australian funnel web spiders accidentally toxic given fact venom appears fairly harmless many animals except primates primates native australia.
til common" save" icon depiction obsolete external writable storage device called floppy disk.
til 2007 , new parking garage germany ended two parking bays peculiar shape required complicated parking maneuver order park there. officials declared men's parking spaces discourage unskilled drivers attempting maneuver.
til ohio issues" scarlet letter plates" people given limited driving privileges convicted dui. realize states dui plates. also heroin plates ohio , they're light blue say" kentucky" top.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. " boris yeltsin first words you. s. president clinton upon meeting 1995 , think o. j. it? " guy like relaxed uncle. relaxed drank fifth vodka every day sorry fifth? american always wondered. google maybe people know too. edit : thanks everyone , know international standard alcohol volumes ever thought would. fifth gallon. 750 ml bottle. tend drink america. guys use liters , 750 ml bottle tend drink well.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. worried purity drugs? visit nearest police station illegal drugs tested - free charge!
til jeffrey dahmer inspired emperor return jedi. wanted build a" temple" victims ' skulls could sit absorb a" spiritural force power"
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. nothing .. mormons baptize die! baptize people listed phone book. grandmother use baptize neighborhood kids / babies kitchen sink watching summer. catholic want babies going purgatory / hell.
til one two kellogg brothers obsessed preventing masturbation originally invented corn flakes reduce children.
til rms olympic , sister ship titanic , rammed u-boat sunk , making merchant ship world war sunk enemy vessel.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. i'm uncomfortable , cant really explain ..
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. father 4 , 1 16 year old girl ; confirm kids best hit teens , blow half shared data plan 8 days think know every fucking thing. edit : data
til credit card" chip" technology ( aka emv ) rolled us almost 25 years old
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes " * reason , parts play , like boromir ned stark , life online long afterwards. keep seeing - call - memes? " * - sean bean he's us.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. think got idea movie? ? 93.6 % hollywood films inspired eric cartman. study done yale , can't seem find link however .. eat pudding movie?
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league traditions broken. sunderland go , arsenal fail make top 4. leicester broke football spurs arsenal , too. wenger beating mourinho
til henry vii someone who's job wipe bottom him. called ' grooms stool ' henry vii 4 reign , knighted!
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " he's like actor take every script he's given yet remains highly respected still offered great roles. nic cage started ( he's oscar winner ) destroyed career. nic cage already peaked con air face / off. cannot top performances matter are. also lord war
since 200 , pittsburgh steelers 27-9 record versus cincinnati bengals , making one most" one-sided rivalries" professional sports.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. barely remember password internet webpages. google ask want remember password wait see password entered right one. legitimately changed password twice one day i'm bad remembering them. i'm 63 character password ibetitsjustastringofwordssothatitseasytorememberorsomenonsense. nope. take phrase. > jack jill went hill , jack tripped jill. resulted lawsuit. becomes jajwuth 42ofjtbtbj98trial! #
til former newspaper editor sun , kelvin mackenzie , published story alleging elton john voiceboxes guard dogs removed. proven wrong reporter went round check dogs barked him.
til 1959 , you. s. postal service successfully shipped mail using cruise missile , delivering cargo new jersey florida 22 minutes
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. hell * * can't remember solution tasks three years. barely remember password internet webpages. google ask want remember password wait see password entered right one.
til japanese kamikaze pilots allowed return find suitable target. one pilot shot ninth return. * shrugs *" odds , amarite? " * shot dead *
til mid - 1990s , due stress acting promotion films , jean-claude van damme developed cocaine addiction. spent $ 10,00 week , snorted 10 grams per day 1996.
since 200 , pittsburgh steelers 27-9 record versus cincinnati bengals , making one most" one-sided rivalries" professional sports.
til nazis cleared minefields chasing captured civilians across , detonating explosives. everything hear nazi folks leads believe the" baddies" .
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. fault [ removed ]
til jeffrey dahmer inspired emperor return jedi. wanted build a" temple" victims ' skulls could sit absorb a" spiritural force power"
til 1621 dutch hired japanese mercenaries murder 40 inhabitants bandaneira island , lucrative source nutmeg. 12,00- 15,00 residents 1,00 killed forced leave island dutch created nutmeg monopoly.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. dwight right. need new plague! !!
til pitbulls responsible fatal dog attacks america past 2 years
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. yeah , kids fine. teenagers hand ..
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. thought * fruit * would cure cancer.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us americans say" got lot spunk kid" . said you. k would arrested. maybe 1940s .. gal's got moxie! look well takes spunk!
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con really didn't" fend off" anyone. like freaked screamed. bull whip hand time. source : used good friend hers. used be? sense may story there. burns bridges friends use them. meet lot great people though. still friends them. sounds like classic narcissist. i'm saying dealings type , either them. there's middle ground. sith deals absolutes.
til actors played brother sister on" dexter" began dating , fell love , got engaged , got married , got divorced , continuing play brother sister tv. also entertain storyline thought interested ( adopted ) brother romantically. think post divorce , must've weird tbh , weird case. uncomfortable unnecessary plotline. plotlines dexter? season 4 show trash gawd season 4 awesome.
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. everyone freaking : seal extinct. fact well listed as" least concern" - - furthest category from" extinct" . uneducated , furthest category extinct still extinction spectrum , every animal fit spectrum. like category field mice? edit : thanks answers guys! i'm authority , humans listed as" least concern" . likely latter.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. dwight right.
til quentin tarantino dropped high school age 14 got job usher porn theater lying age. .
til creed bratton office played real life creed bratton , former member 1960s band grass roots
til us embassy moscow caught fire 1977. sensitive information stolen several firefighters also kgb agents.
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con person attacked another congoer , adrianne stepped up. congoer? one congo? think related con. specifically congo-con person cosplaying amy. congogoer gogo congo con? gogocongogoer?
til pitbulls responsible fatal dog attacks america past 2 years unfortunately lot stem situational improper husbandry ignorance .. pitbulls rotties shitty dogs shitty people attracted them. world may never know.
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. tall 78 storeys? well storey floor 78 floors tall floor? long piece string? many roads must man walk , call man?
til : nixon sent champagne note saying" justice ultimately prevails" mark felt pardoned reagan. 30 years later , revealed mark felt was" deep throat" helped bring watergate cover-up light. good ol ' days government held accountable actions edit : probably put / end this. think sarcasm came across. remember spying without warrant something concerned about? remember americans condemned torture barbaric shameful? 24 told ends justify means fine. [ jack bauer also told shoving bath towel someones throat remove stomach pulled out. ] ( [URL] )
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. everyone freaking : seal extinct. fact well listed as" least concern" - - furthest category from" extinct" . uneducated , furthest category extinct still extinction spectrum , every animal fit spectrum. like category field mice? edit : thanks answers guys! i'm authority , humans listed as" least concern" . likely latter. really category beyond that. " excess" .
til gleek. saliva comes stream gland compressed tongue. sometimes referred as" cobra spitting" .
til colonel david stirling , founder sas , personally strangled 41 men.
til california gold rush , distinct lack women san fransisco caused gay culture flourish. men would often pay for" female impersonators" prostitutes.
til : samuel morse invented telegraph received letter wife's failing health .. she'd died.
til name hotmail chosen contains html , originally styled hotmail. 1996? ? til hotmail account since year zero. 13 year old really disappointed email address chose. could firstname.lastname instead whatever edgy name chose. friend recomended back two persons know initial + last name @hotmail
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. amazingly , every guns n roses band member appetite destruction still alive. motley too? like f..? none hold candle ozzy. he's actually donating body science dies figure lived drugs alcohol. prince darkness , whatever want. another ( formerly ) insanely alcohol addled" prince darkness" still alive form alice cooper. maybe consider possibility made deal devil
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank knocking power , messing hermit crabs throwing rocks. otto sounds like hellraiser.
til gary webb , reporter san jose mercury news first broke story cia involvement cocaine trade , found dead with" two gunshot wounds head. " death , 2004 , ruled
til three gorges dam china massive slowed rotation earth 60 nanoseconds nothing like 320 nanoseconds changed op's mom came world. actual photo [ born ] ( [URL] )
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax ha , sallie mae thing reason. think know , navient. chiquita thing , united fruit company seriously fucked shit.
til nobody owners really know owns ikea. parts owned multiple shell corporations , many stores technically owned non-profit charitable organization thus pay taxes income.
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged
til last words serial killer peter krten were" tell .. head chopped , still able hear , least moment , sound blood gushing stump neck? would pleasure end pleasures. " jesus fuck. make mistake reading wiki article guy. fucking hell. i'm sure i've read depraved person before.
til dogs laugh. make laugh-like sounds tickled playing , sounds positive effect puppies hearing them. i've never wanted hear something badly. [ go. ] ( [URL] ) laughing loud f.. cute tho think [ ] ( [URL] ) real example. sounds kind like rhythmic panting.
til russell crowe contacted fbi al qaeda wanting kidnap take" iconographic americans picture sort cultural destabilisation plan. " russel crowe american though. he's originally new zealand.
til kyoto , former capital japan , means" capital city" tokyo means" eastern capital" related amsterdam means dam amstel ( river ) related budapest means buda pest names two cities joined create budapest. related rome called rome romans lived there. rome called rome wolf-baby killed brother can't really blame , though. imagine city called reme? it'd completely ridiculous.
til russia's economy ( $ 1.3 ) 69 % size italy's economy ( $ 1.9 ). climate russia challenge agriculture , whereas italy perfect climate [ spaghetti trees ] ( [URL] ). yeah , russia lower gdp canada 4 times population. countries similar climate , must reasons , russia's gdp would 4 times canada's is.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. raccoon hacked bank america account transferred money checking offshore account cayman islands. raccoon stole 20 dollars? pff. look mr. rich guy $ 20 bank account. pff. look moneybags bank account. pff. lk mnbgs vr hr , wt hs fnc xpnsv vwls.
til height pokmon go , number players tried sneaking highly classified military explosives plant virginia charizard reportedly located inside arsenal. sounds like plot 80 ' sci-fi movie. definitely. imagined guy wandering around dark looking pokmon , accidentally falls pool secret government research chemicals - turning * * pokmon. probably something lot less cute.
til head injuries common pennyfarthing bicycles riders would put feet handlebar going downhill would thrown feet-first instead head-first.
til bruce lee avoided baked goods refined flour , describing providing empty calories nothing body.
til : carthaginian explorer hanno reached ivory coast ~ 600-500 bc , thought gorillas race humans tried capture some. ended killing violent took skins back carthage put display.
til japanese kamikaze pilots allowed return find suitable target. one pilot shot ninth return. * shrugs *" odds , amarite? " * shot dead *
til asked he'd punched man who'd hit raw egg , uk politician john prescott said following tony blair's orders ," connect electorate. "
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. thought * fruit * would cure cancer. even , thought fruit ( i. e. little fibery sugar-bombs ) would cure pancreatic cancer ( pancreas , i. e. organ breaks sugar ). short question siri could told bad doubt it. ever used siri? probably would asked ," alternative diets effective fighting pancreatic cancer? " would say" searching internet ' oral native affection five panda answer '" .
til eleven cases blood alcohol content higher 1 % , poland holds five
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold according zillow , house valued $ 243,00. yep that's sort miracle renovation guess. maybe donation value? sold majorly-distressed way 2004 $ 15k.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. something something getting nailed seamen
til thalidomide , infamous morning sickness drug caused severe birth defects , never approved use us single reviewer fda think tested enough , resisted industry pressure approve drug anyway. mom told prescription thalidomide carrying , decided save money put morning sickness.
til tank designed swiss military bug turning heater could cause main gun fire
til oprah born single mother , wore potato sacks clothes , molested family , gave birth stillborn child 14 like not. still gotta respect her. like oprah? raise hand here. consistently given platform pseudoscience hucksters , pressed , shrugs saying something along lines trying inform people dr. oz legitimate doctor saved peoples lives. goddamn snake oil salesman. know entirely oprah fault , enabled supported it. think kind shitty that.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly shame people learned mistakes pre-ww 2 germany.
til caduceus symbol mistakenly used many american medical companies actually associated thievery commerce , true medical symbol similar looking rod asclepius.
til gary webb , reporter san jose mercury news first broke story cia involvement cocaine trade , found dead with" two gunshot wounds head. " death , 2004 , ruled cia bad news. whether dealing drugs , providing children pedophiles , assassinating foreign heads state , acts completely without moral compass.
til one ever seen echidna ejaculate. sir , seen enough sonic hedge hog fan art. google" [ first name ] hedgehog. " by" ," mean" dont. " first name extremely unusual , 4 living people know it. 3 father grandfather.
til credit card" chip" technology ( aka emv ) rolled us almost 25 years old yeah , went england years ago , everyone chips. one kid market register thought card super advanced american chip. america behind lots stuff .. windows capability 500 years ago example. [ look this. ] ( [URL] ) wait wait wait .. thought everyone uses windows like that. americans don't?
til russia's economy ( $ 1.3 ) 69 % size italy's economy ( $ 1.9 ).
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. island women , defeating english navy power pussy. well , english disease ( regular venereal ) went kill 9/10 tahiti population.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. gotta make sexy eat. hips nips. make sexy! gonna get higher ^ ^ ^ higher edit : humble post pushed 20,00 karma threshold three * whole years * lame posts. thank , taking higher ^ ^ ^ higher [ guys mind pcp? ] ( [URL] )
til anne heche drove desert , hiked stranger's house , took shower , announced local sherrifs god going take everyone back heaven spaceship
til drummer police composed spyro dragon soundtrack
til sam kinison killed drunk driver crossed median hit sam's vehicle head on. according friend , looked unharmed , began speaking one , saying" want die. " ," why? "
til - edison died nikola tesla wrote negative obituary nyt - made fun hygiene work ethic almost amazing people aware tesla-edison history. edit : documentaries besides comic oatmeal posted. jesus people , comment something original. sadly can't clam know much , know edison fucked tesla general shit lots great documentaries show life depth. like prestige? yep. sad people know tesla inventing teleportation.
til george foreman originally paid 40 % profits endorsing george foreman grill. peak grill's sales , making 4.5 million dollars month.
til genghis khan tengrist , religiously tolerant interested learning philosophical moral lessons religions. consulted buddhist monks , muslims , christian missionaries , taoist monk qiu chuji. discriminate , would wipe entire populations regardless religious affiliation. progressive funny many modern world history texts starting think way. many ways , mongol empire ushered modernity , including fostering global trade. infuriating. empathy absolutely required properly understand history , modern historians routinely demonstrate lack empathy genghis khan's victims. seen nothing , 100 years speak great hitler was.
til 1621 dutch hired japanese mercenaries murder 40 inhabitants bandaneira island , lucrative source nutmeg. 12,00- 15,00 residents 1,00 killed forced leave island dutch created nutmeg monopoly.
til cocaine alcohol nearly identical rates addiction
til opportunity rover still conducting scientific operations 13 years despite original mission lifetime 90 days
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero. rip. passed away yesterday. actually believe you. went checked .. fuck. r. i. p. married 70 years. holy shit. that's dedication .. sad_face poor stan lee where's doggo loves bot?
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. think got idea movie? ? 93.6 % hollywood films inspired eric cartman. study done yale , can't seem find link however .. " um .. okay , : adam sandler like love girl. turns girl actually golden retriever something. " that's plot always sunny episode , except rickety cricket instead adam sandler. hilarious episode way. i'm massive always sunny fan thought episode bit weak.
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. reminded ted talk one shooter's mother did. however , page crashing now. , reddit thread that? ted tedx? what's difference? tedx talks organized presented anyone , verification. occasionally leads misleading information / [ hilarity ] ( [URL] ).
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con really got role , good her! dunno , really catwoman play sexually-charged game basketball children watching? loop one , what's context? edit : oh god [ apologize put through. ] ( [URL] )
til japanese oil tanker captain fell cactus santa barbra oil field , provoking laughter local workers. 5 years later returned imperial japanese navy sub made first mainland shelling us oil
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. til $ 14 million budget , major hollywood actors , major hollywood filmmaker , film company owned comcast , qualify independent filmmaking. edit. great. top comment snide remark. rip previous also think sp came gay cowboy idea. also recall pudding eating.
til 1984 fbi declared key west police department criminal enterprise , several high-ranking officers arrested running protection racket cocaine smugglers.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " gene hackman asked starred superman said" give 2 million reasons why" particularly great reasons , taken together , become impossible refuse. wait minute , superman good though! ! f..! !! ?? superman iv however i've never heard this" superman iv" .. low budget movie terrible plot bad acting? / almost sarcasm try pretend idea never came like idea nicholas cage considered superman role.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. there's also dilbert principle , states companies promote incompetent employees management , less damage.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. raccoon stole 20 dollars? pff. look mr. rich guy $ 20 bank account. pff. look moneybags bank account. pff. lk mnbgs vr hr , wt hs fnc xpnsv vwls. poor bastard. even buy vowel. edit : * really? * first gold this? money kind stranger.
til hamburgers called started burgers made ham , actually named german city hamburg
til eleven cases blood alcohol content higher 1 % , poland holds five
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen [ knew ] ( [URL] ) edit : seriously , [ knew ] ( [URL] ). jesus christ. anyone marketing stop say" hey , maybe guy lying back , mouth wide open , eyes closed. sort looks like getting facial. " i've never seen water ad person drinking missing mouth
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. [ removed ]
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged league ~ ~ light ~ ~ little 5.5 km. 20,00 would 110,00 km. earth measures 12,750 km across equator. go 20,00 leagues deep , would end 17.6 thousand leagues space.
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches can't wrap head around scientology still thing. world we're connected , people support / part scientology really unaware insane shit associated it?
til 360 kilogrammes lunar soil samples brought back apollo missions rusted corroding vacuum bottle seals exposed water oxygen earth's atmosphere.
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. amazingly , every guns n roses band member appetite destruction still alive. motley too? like f..?
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. relaxed drank fifth vodka every day like old russian proverb :" everything's okay enough vodka" including vodka? especially vodka. even vodka.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. job's belief alternative medicine surprising. one point fruitarian believed fruitarians bo , bathe. iirc ashton kutcher tried replicate diet stop due development pancreatic issues. according title gore til gets reposted every , his" pancreas levels high. " oh god , never want pancreas level 1!
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. * 1905 , companies merged become nestl anglo-swiss condensed milk company , retaining name 1947. * good decision shorten nestl. dunno , think shortened anglo-swiss condensed milk company. roles tongue , know. anglo milk
til nirvana's cover david bowie's" man sold world" 1993 mtv unplugged album revitalized people's interest bowie also leading younger listeners think covering nirvana , much annoyance.
til - men 20s ejaculate often may impart protections prostate cancer later life.
til though thomas kinkade designed paintings , widely sold prints produced semi-industrial process prints factory produced manually touched low-level apprentices embellished prefabricated base.
til carl sagan wanted include" comes sun" message aliens , record company scared extraterrestrial copyright infringement.
til enough water lake superior flood entire landmasses north south america depth 1 foot. contains 3 quadrillion gallons fresh water. good thing take care great lakes keep clean pollutants / - michigander
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero.
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend.
til response a" catastrophic emergency ," united states government suspended replaced single , combined branch" coordinated" president , indefinitely. senate
til us , ground floor called 1st floor inside buildings
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. everyone freaking : seal extinct. fact well listed as" least concern" - - furthest category from" extinct" . uneducated , furthest category extinct still extinction spectrum , every animal fit spectrum. like category field mice? edit : thanks answers guys!
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes method acting. helicopters middle earth. really got character. lot work die 1st movie trilogy. people love kill sean bean .. like , thing.
til gary webb , reporter san jose mercury news first broke story cia involvement cocaine trade , found dead with" two gunshot wounds head. " death , 2004 , ruled cia bad news. whether dealing drugs , providing children pedophiles , assassinating foreign heads state , acts completely without moral compass.
til richard lawrence , 1835 attempted assassinate president andrew jackson funeral using two pistols shot point blank. misfired , president severely beat cane , wrestled submission davy crockett.
til brig. gen. otis howard right arm amputated wounded battle , fellow union brig. gen. philip kearny ( lost left arm american-mexican war ) later remarked ," general , buy
til general napier asked respect indian custom burning widows husband's funeral pyre , replied english custom hang murderers.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen remember bombing time admitted tap water. us readers , tap water uk really good cheap , idea even filtered tap water 100 times price crass. us tap water really good cheap , too. wherever , gallon jugs generic distilled filtered water also relatively cheap. bottled water crass , reason bought marketing. know ' us. ' texas , tap water awful. worked las vegas , tap water fucking awful too.
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. everyone freaking : seal extinct. fact well listed as" least concern" - - furthest category from" extinct" . uneducated , furthest category extinct still extinction spectrum , every animal fit spectrum. like category field mice? edit : thanks answers guys! i'm authority , humans listed as" least concern" . likely latter.
til height pokmon go , number players tried sneaking highly classified military explosives plant virginia charizard reportedly located inside arsenal.
til jerry seinfeld dated 17 - year-old girl 39 years old.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. many confused. answer homeowner's insurance likely umbrella coverage. insurance clearly covered acts caused residents household. result , victims could sue parents actually get damages. homeowners insurance include? yep , umbrella policy. one added mine. $ 1 million covers pretty much anything around $ 300 / year. whats funny teenager moves it'll drop $ 120 / year!
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. amazingly , every guns n roses band member appetite destruction still alive. motley too? like f..?
til steve jobs took acid , said" taking lsd profound experience , one important things life"
til actors played brother sister on" dexter" began dating , fell love , got engaged , got married , got divorced , continuing play brother sister tv. there's something actress. kinda hot , sometimes , kinda strange looking.
til genghis khan tengrist , religiously tolerant interested learning philosophical moral lessons religions. consulted buddhist monks , muslims , christian missionaries , taoist monk qiu chuji. discriminate , would wipe entire populations regardless religious affiliation. progressive funny many modern world history texts starting think way. many ways , mongol empire ushered modernity , including fostering global trade. infuriating. empathy absolutely required properly understand history , modern historians routinely demonstrate lack empathy genghis khan's victims. seen nothing , 100 years speak great hitler was.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " middle ground buying 33 guns year without raising suspicion civilian able guns. look sweden example. lots lots guns , tough regulations. edit : 33 guns year
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. sound like shill big children.
til jupiter's center gravity sun outside sun's surface. technically , mutual orbit around , around point extremely close sun. two people stood spot , one ran towards sun ran toward jupiter , would get incinerated time. know cant run space?
til ohio issues" scarlet letter plates" people given limited driving privileges convicted dui.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. actual source wiki link book ' silk roads ' peter frankopan. ever read" years rice salt" kim stanley robinson? fiction , would've happened black death killed 90 % europe instead 50 %. good read.
til harlan ellison wrote hugo award winning short story" mouth , must scream" single night. made changes first draft.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels. ones prefer former quickly labeled rest turmoil as" kinksters" sometimes can't fight eeling.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " gene hackman asked starred superman said" give 2 million reasons why" particularly great reasons , taken together , become impossible refuse. wait minute , superman good though! ! f..! !! ?? superman iv however i've never heard this" superman iv" .. low budget movie terrible plot bad acting? / almost sarcasm try pretend idea never came like idea nicholas cage considered superman role. i've honestly never seen old superman series. what's bad iv?
til wil wheaton suffers generalized anxiety disorder chronic depression. supports mental health nonprofit organizations raising awareness conditions.
til first simpsons treehouse horror , marge warns parents content episode advising put children bed. warning put sincere effort warn young viewers , producers felt somewhat scary.
til kyoto , former capital japan , means" capital city" tokyo means" eastern capital" there's great [ documentary ] ( [URL] ) goes naming convention japan came , really interesting stuff.
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con really didn't" fend off" anyone. like freaked screamed. bull whip hand time. source : used good friend hers. used be? sense may story there. burns bridges friends use them. meet lot great people though. still friends them. sounds like classic narcissist. i'm saying dealings type , either them. there's middle ground. sith deals absolutes.
til quetzalcoatl got drunk slept sister , quetzalpetlatl. upon waking next day , realized , stone box built , laid , set fire.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. mother 4 year old 1.5 year old two friends round house , there's enough wine world. send supplies.
til johann tetzel , indulgence salesman martin luther's time , asked indulgence could purchased future sins. said yes , later beaten robbed buyer , said act future sin question.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. reminded ted talk one shooter's mother did. however , page crashing now. , reddit thread that? ted tedx? what's difference? tedx talks organized presented anyone , verification. occasionally leads misleading information / [ hilarity ] ( [URL] ).
til - edison died nikola tesla wrote negative obituary nyt - made fun hygiene work ethic get wrong , think nikola tesla great scientist. specific reason everyone internet seems love tesla much?
til airedale terriers carried messages soldiers wwi dedicated duties. one named ' jack ' ran half mile enemy fire. made headquarters jaw broken one leg badly splintered died delivering message
til russell crowe contacted fbi al qaeda wanting kidnap take" iconographic americans picture sort cultural destabilisation plan. " russel crowe american though. he's originally new zealand.
til response a" catastrophic emergency ," united states government suspended replaced single , combined branch" coordinated" president , indefinitely. senate
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. amazingly , every guns n roses band member appetite destruction still alive. motley too? like f..? none hold candle ozzy. he's actually donating body science dies figure lived drugs alcohol.
til - edison died nikola tesla wrote negative obituary nyt - made fun hygiene work ethic
til prisoners female-only concentration camp ravensbruck purposefully sewed socks thin heels toes german soldier's feet would get sore. " mein fuhrer , advance halted" " ze enemy oppose us? "" nein , mein fuhrer , ze soldiers complaining zat zair feet hurt refuse carry on" may sound simple remember socks supposed get * russian winter *. probably lot people giving credit for. sores left untended long get pretty bad. reason lt. dan made big deal fresh dry socks marching in.
til eagles '" hotel california" written twilight zone styled metaphor l. a. beverly hills strange inhabitants. steely knives reference steely dan , inspired band bold lyrics.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. something something getting nailed seamen loose hips sink ships.
.. british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old. feel like i'm taking crazy pills. op , coin showing front back. person verifying authenticity display front back plastic protective container? saw coin? like separating oreo cookie? oh , haha , no. held place [ plastic container called a" slab" ] ( [URL] ) coin collecting community. ok. i'm going od crazy pills here. slab holds coin. front ( heads ) separated back ( tails )? shown slab. two separate coins , sawn two? separated. fully intact coin. see side coin , literally turn slab around. wonder many pounds hooker cost 1200 years ago.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death die beating grizzly fistfight still considered a" fist fight" bear fists? think hand paw combat fits better. edit : get brawl ninja turtle animal cruelty assault? true. guess said fighting grizzly unarmed combat
til daily planet , lois lane clark kent ( superman ) work owned bruce wayne ( batman )
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. oh , sorry , thought america
til ford actually base decision ford pinto estimated legal costs lawsuits. myth given new life fight club.
til actors played brother sister on" dexter" began dating , fell love , got engaged , got married , got divorced , continuing play brother sister tv. also entertain storyline thought interested ( adopted ) brother romantically. think post divorce , must've weird tbh , weird case. uncomfortable unnecessary plotline. plotlines dexter? season 4 show trash
til genghis khan tengrist , religiously tolerant interested learning philosophical moral lessons religions. consulted buddhist monks , muslims , christian missionaries , taoist monk qiu chuji. discriminate , would wipe entire populations regardless religious affiliation. progressive funny many modern world history texts starting think way. many ways , mongol empire ushered modernity , including fostering global trade. infuriating. empathy absolutely required properly understand history , modern historians routinely demonstrate lack empathy genghis khan's victims. seen nothing , 100 years speak great hitler was.
til gino bartali - champion italian cyclist. wwii , cycled italy carrying messages italian resistance. even smuggled jews wagon secret compartment telling people part training.
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. [ chart elon's life ] ( [URL] )
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen [ knew ] ( [URL] ) edit : seriously , [ knew ] ( [URL] ). jesus christ. anyone marketing stop say" hey , maybe guy lying back , mouth wide open , eyes closed. sort looks like getting facial. " i've never seen water ad person drinking missing mouth
til steve jobs took acid , said" taking lsd profound experience , one important things life" would seem there's wide range experiences lsd. since often dark enough thoughts nightmares terrifying , i'd definitely rather risk it. maybe always disappointed bored experience every time tried it. maybe cheap stuff tried handful times life different" retailers. "
til sarcasm banned north korea
til death steve irwin , speculated series revenge killings , least ten stingrays found dead mutilated coast queensland
til screensavers designed save screens burn never displaying static image
til review of" lulu" , collaboration metallica lou reed , chuck klosterman wrote :" red hot chili peppers acoustically covered 12 worst primus songs starbucks , would still ( slightly
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. hell * * can't remember solution tasks three years.
til cassowary's reputation disemboweling killing humans result local folklore. one recorded case fatal attack 89 years ago.
til tree legally owns surrounding land land inherited offspring ," son tree owns itself"
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax
til hunkerin ' , fad 1950s america people would rest squatting position hours time even hold hunkerin ' competitions
til 1986 , beer drinking goat elected mayor small town texas , usa
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging
til theodore roosevelt openly despised nickname" teddy" , quick correct anyone called it. preferred working closely refer colonel theodore.
til soldiers you. s. military psychological warfare department ( psyops ) used loudspeakers tempt enemy fighters afghanistan battles win calling , lady men cowardly dogs.
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con really didn't" fend off" anyone. like freaked screamed. bull whip hand time. source : used good friend hers. used be? sense may story there. burns bridges friends use them. meet lot great people though. still friends them. sounds like classic narcissist. i'm saying dealings type , either them. there's middle ground. sith deals absolutes.
til steve jobs took acid , said" taking lsd profound experience , one important things life"
til elvis presley entourage would rent roller skating rinks throw $ 15,00 worth fireworks wearing" air force jump-suits plus gloves , helmets , goggles. "
til jeffrey dahmer inspired emperor return jedi. wanted build a" temple" victims ' skulls could sit absorb a" spiritural force power"
til movie lord war , production team rented 300 real sa vz. 58 rifles stand ak 47s cheaper prop guns.
til theodore roosevelt openly despised nickname" teddy" , quick correct anyone called it. preferred working closely refer colonel theodore.
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold according zillow , house valued $ 243,00. yep that's sort miracle renovation guess. maybe donation value? sold majorly-distressed way 2004 $ 15k.
niki lauda makes 1,200 , 00 year monetising forehead.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. relaxed drank fifth vodka every day sorry fifth? american always wondered. google maybe people know too. edit : thanks everyone , know international standard alcohol volumes ever thought would. fifth gallon. 75 cl. context people use cl instead l ml? never really see uk , rest europe see instead millilitres volumes drinks lot , 33cl 50cl opposed 330ml 500ml
til 1986 , beer drinking goat elected mayor small town texas , usa
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. south park something told watch whilst growing up. never really gave much time recently. always saw childish trash. blown away social commentary good show actually is.
til billionaire oil tycoon j. paul getty installed pay phone mansion guests use would billed calls.
til actor martin sheen married woman 56 years
til great famine ireland caused many deaths , ireland's population still recovered ( even 150 years )
til michael jackson would requested wine served diet coke cans flights , want kids see drinking alcohol. always put heroin epipen. epi-pens intramuscular injections. heroin vascular.
.." , guitarist angus young said" need play [ album ] backwards , never hid [ messages ]. we'd call album highway hell , right front them. " favorite angus quote :" people saying acdc released album 8 times. say them? "" that's bullshit! we've released album 9 times" enjoy quote gets repeated ever increasing numbers switched .. ya , original quote was" people saying ac / dc released album 9 times , say them? " that's bullshit released album 10 times" laughing loud. google quote .. > i'm sick tired people saying put 11 albums sound exactly same. fact , we've put 12 albums sound exactly same. i'm sorry , [ here's actually video clip saying ] ( [URL] )
til 1986 interview , jackie gleason said considered suing hanna-barbera flintstones copy honeymooners , passed lawyers cautioned ," want known guy yanked fred flintstone air? ".
til head injuries common pennyfarthing bicycles riders would put feet handlebar going downhill would thrown feet-first instead head-first.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. * soup meal. soup sandwich - - that's meal! maybe crushed crackers soup
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con fucked fight someone off. even read article? three sentences. someone else assaulted stepped help.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" things never change. ain't broke .. .. drinking fast enough. need faster , barry.
til jaleel white hated playing role steve urkel in" family matters. " series cancelled , said ," ever see character , take put bullet head put misery. "
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. promising career killed track 1971. buried flag record mexican national anthem. well plan least. record badly scratched replaced new copy mexican hat dance.
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax soon known as" retail credit agency" following congressional testimony. < two weeks later > okay , calling ourselves" credit mcchecky clown penis" literally name left. let's hope nothing goes wrong time. could always washington redskins credit agency rename trump credit agency. way , matter happens least 1/3 rd country believe anything bad lie.
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold best tools know , wheel barrow full love. cement mixer full hope , cement. " room electricity. much electricity. "" yeah , i'll take 75k please. " that's obscure one , since removed syndication.
til - wwi , king albert belgium personally led defense germans , queen served nurse , son enlisted infanty.
til colonel david stirling , founder sas , personally strangled 41 men.
til battle spotsylvania general sedgwick , saw men ducking cover exclaimed" dodging like this? hit elephant distance. " last words shot killed right finished sentence
til carrots actually help people see dark. myth propaganda used royal air force explain pilots improved success night air battles , actually used disguise advances radar technology.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. reminds kazakhstan girl shooting competition played borat spoof anthem. link : [URL] australian sporting event competition i'd totally humorous alternative national anthem. mean think several contenders but" under" men work would least / appropriate think.
til people grow cities twice likely develop schizophrenia , even controlling drug use ethnicity.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. way off. seinfeld young girl's strange , erotic journey milan minsk. necking schindler's list! least better english patient , hated film!
til bill skarsgard ( pennywise ) , alexander skarsgard ( tarzan legend tarzan ) gustaf skarsgard ( floki vikings ) sons stellan skarsgard ( erik selvig thor , good hunting
til california gold rush , distinct lack women san fransisco caused gay culture flourish. men would often pay for" female impersonators" prostitutes.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. think got idea movie? ? 93.6 % hollywood films inspired eric cartman. study done yale , can't seem find link however .. eat pudding movie?
til name hotmail chosen contains html , originally styled hotmail. feel super dumb never putting together. even joked lot html pronounced" hut mull. " close , never made connection. we're like 2 peas pod. like 2 bundle sticks. technical term faggot. thinking hotmale.com.
til jupiter's center gravity sun outside sun's surface. technically , mutual orbit around , around point extremely close sun. two people stood spot , one ran towards sun ran toward jupiter , would get incinerated time. know cant run space?
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind. driving newer car awful people walking / biking front you. either honk look like inpatient asshole tread behind pissing drivers behind you.
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. there's message somewhere promoting someone higher responsibilities based past experience based qualifications. maybe important promote higher based actual ability rather qualification ( winning race )
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. " boris yeltsin first words you. s. president clinton upon meeting 1995 , think o. j. it? " guy like relaxed uncle. relaxed drank fifth vodka every day sorry fifth? american always wondered. google maybe people know too. edit : thanks everyone , know international standard alcohol volumes ever thought would. 750ml
til tourism sector boomed , kazakhstan's foreign minister thanked sacha baron cohen 2012 release borat country saw 10x increase issued visas.
til terry kath band chigaco's last words were" worry .. look , clip even it" - putting pistol temple pulling trigger. that's always check chamber. also aim guns head pull trigger.
til founder scientology , l. ron hubbard , commanded submarine wwii. performance was" substandard ," almost started war mexico ordering crew fire coronado islands.
til grizzly bears feared respected native americans hunting required company 4 10 warriors done preparation ceremoniality intertribal warfare.
til penn jillette penn teller painted finger nails red joke response mother telling get manicure people would looking hands , always keeps one finger nail painted red memory mother. he's cool dude celebrity speaks anti-vaccine nonsense alright book. see feel like. people want abortions people want vaccines. what's difference?
til average , genetic similarity two humans 99.9 %. 2 3 times genetic diversity within wild chimpanzee population , entire human gene pool.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league traditions broken. sunderland go , arsenal fail make top 4. leicester broke football spurs arsenal , too. wenger beating mourinho
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested.
til steve jobs took acid , said" taking lsd profound experience , one important things life" would seem there's wide range experiences lsd. since often dark enough thoughts nightmares terrifying , i'd definitely rather risk it. smart. know thyself truly know thyself afraid taking lsd truly know lsd would definitely afraid taking lsd. good-time party drug folks. exactly jobs described , profound experience. definitely fear almost like fear god.
til hamburgers called started burgers made ham , actually named german city hamburg
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. 1. rent plane 2. bless rain clouds fly , turn local downfall holy water 3. secretly baptise everyone 4. ~ ~? ?? ~ ~ collect tithes 5. profit get priests sanctify local water supply acround world. baptise everyone every time shower. nope , priests bless 1 birdbath full water time source : holly bibble
til bored work manhattan project richard feynman would amuse picking locks colleagues confidential file cabinets placing prank notes , colleagues believed spy infiltrated project.
til colic mean baby fussy cries lot. baby colic cry least three hours straight , three days week , three weeks row. one sure cause
til 1621 dutch hired japanese mercenaries murder 40 inhabitants bandaneira island , lucrative source nutmeg. 12,00- 15,00 residents 1,00 killed forced leave island dutch created nutmeg monopoly.
til michael jackson would requested wine served diet coke cans flights , want kids see drinking alcohol. " there's accident like geico , thought burned like pepsi michael" - kanye west , wire , song car crash early career. voice generation , y'all. " generation's closest thing einstein. " * kanye west ," saint pablo" nobody loves kanye much kanye loves kanye. wish someone loved much kanye loves kanye
til wwii british spies posed fake charity groups hand special monopoly games allied prisoners war. games compasses , maps , real money , useful tools escaping. part story never understand nazis give shit prisoners? would allow delivery first place? exactly known humanitarian concerns.
til height pokmon go , number players tried sneaking highly classified military explosives plant virginia charizard reportedly located inside arsenal. sounds like plot 80 ' sci-fi movie. definitely. imagined guy wandering around dark looking pokmon , accidentally falls pool secret government research chemicals - turning * * pokmon. probably something lot less cute.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels. human equivalent figuring jerk conditioner shampoo?
warriors 5 team captains ( curry , kd , klay , dray iggy ) 15 players. one third roster made captains
til vanessa carlton wrote riff for" thousand miles" 1998. upon hearing mother told her" vanessa , that's hit song. "
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. til $ 14 million budget , major hollywood actors , major hollywood filmmaker , film company owned comcast , qualify independent filmmaking. edit. great. top comment snide remark. rip previous also think sp came gay cowboy idea. also recall pudding eating.
til table beer served belgian schools 1980s. proposed re-introduce low alcohol beer ( < 1.5 % abv ) schools healthier alternative softdrinks.
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. love milk find funny comment , milk positive comment , bottom thread. know reddit hated milk much.
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. , got hired 15 times. that's positive. i'm met multiple women exactly like that. get hired drop hat garbage employees.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " i've never heard this" superman iv" .. low budget movie terrible plot bad acting? / almost sarcasm try pretend idea never came like idea nicholas cage considered superman role. budget superman n64 believe remember grandparents buying [ game ] ( [URL] ) excited end week threw fucking trash what? flying rings cup tea? [ worst 7 minutes 37 seconds ever ] ( [URL] )
til enough water lake superior flood entire landmasses north south america depth 1 foot. contains 3 quadrillion gallons fresh water.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " [ removed ]
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging i've heard" ~ ~ hung ~ ~ hanged neck dead" many times never thought anything it. cool. cool cool cool. edit : til correct time say hanged referring killing person
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. kind genius really evil - let people dissenters come , give secret police holiday. hope kind trick works though. mao 60 years ago. , , work once. means works per generation people , no? study history doomed repeat - micheal scott
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. think agree. show george. except one time kramer l. a. worst episodes. bad great like rest series. except somehow still way better finale.
til british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old. 1200 years old , here's [ king edward hammered silver penny ] ( [URL] ) , clocking least 710 years old. obverse : edw r angl dns hyb edward king
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. there's message somewhere promoting someone higher responsibilities based past experience based qualifications. maybe important promote higher based actual ability rather qualification ( winning race )
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. i'm christian , bible got absolutely right said ," love money root evil. " well , actually says" root kinds evil. " translation holding as" correct? " sell translation says love money totally fine. guy translates
til british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old. oh shit even plausible conspiracy theories bs time. coincidences happen lot. coincidences wow mom
til great famine ireland caused many deaths , ireland's population still recovered ( even 150 years )
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death die beating grizzly fistfight still considered a" fist fight" bear fists? think hand paw combat fits better. edit : get brawl ninja turtle animal cruelty assault? true. guess said fighting grizzly unarmed combat
til james cameron supposed make spider man film 1990s leonardo dicaprio spider man & arnold schwarzenegger doctor octopus
til japanese kamikaze pilots allowed return find suitable target. one pilot shot ninth return. * shrugs *" odds , amarite? " * shot dead *
til darko milicic , drafted 2nd overall 2003 nba draft ( carmelo anthony , dwyane wade chris bosh ) currently apple farmer serbia.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death die beating grizzly fistfight i'd regret fuck die champion
til vietnam war known vietnam american war
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. reminded ted talk one shooter's mother did. however , page crashing now. , reddit thread that? ted tedx? what's difference? ted the" real deal. " tedx brand people use notable quality control issues gets speak.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind. driving newer car awful people walking / biking front you. either honk look like inpatient asshole tread behind pissing drivers behind you. need add button activates speaker projects forward smooth spoken word gospel album performed musk medium volume. look next model joking , really need polite version horn. like ," woo-hoo , i'm behind you! "
til 2002 fake sequel harry potter appeared china title" harry potter bao zuolong. " book consists text jrr tolkien's hobbit names changed harry potter characters.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. fuck? took words right mouth. can't think many situations parents guilty children's actions , certainly one them.
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle.
til classic pc game" baldur's gate" developed , alongside engine , 18 months team 60 people never worked video game before. masterpiece game. graphics detailed time period. storyline engrossing. tell put lots research hard work making game. set standard type rpg's awhile. rereleased baldur gate updated graphics would spend much money.
til enough water lake superior flood entire landmasses north south america depth 1 foot. contains 3 quadrillion gallons fresh water.
til grizzly bears feared respected native americans hunting required company 4 10 warriors done preparation ceremoniality intertribal warfare. without firearms , fuckers unbelievably monstrous. arrows? spears? fuck. that. noise.
til mae jemison , first female african-american astronaut , inspired apply nasa star trek character , lieutenant uhura. jemison later went make cameo appearance star trek : next generation.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " he's like actor take every script he's given yet remains highly respected still offered great roles. nic cage started ( he's oscar winner ) destroyed career.
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. .. realized like dogs alive 9/11 probably dead .. =[
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. think got idea movie? ? 93.6 % hollywood films inspired eric cartman. study done yale , can't seem find link however .. eat pudding movie?
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. everything ive ever heard dolphins ' sexuality deeply disturbing. animal who's sex life freaks more. like seriously dolphins stahpp ever read penguins , then. ducks.
til 1986 , beer drinking goat elected mayor small town texas , usa
david robinson grew tall ( 7 ' 0" graduation ) naval academy could served sea , hurting career us navy. instead leaving academy , compromise served two years shore duty
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend.
til singer peanut butter jelly time passed away eleven-hour standoff police even snoop dogg brother-in-law tried convince surrender. almost sounds like title r / subredditsimulator curious : [ subreddit simulator ] ( [URL] )
til nikola tesla able integral calculus head , leading teachers believe cheating.
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. child , john markle , murdered entire family killing investigated fraud.
til last words serial killer peter krten were" tell .. head chopped , still able hear , least moment , sound blood gushing stump neck? would pleasure end pleasures. " mean guy real jerk.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes method acting. helicopters middle earth. really got character. lot work die 1st movie trilogy. watch extended. watching brormir faramir actually act together amazing makes miss boromir instead despising trying take ring
til general napier asked respect indian custom burning widows husband's funeral pyre , replied english custom hang murderers. read windows instead widows initially understand someone would upset this. man's window prized possession
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. many confused. answer homeowner's insurance likely umbrella coverage. insurance clearly covered acts caused residents household. result , victims could sue parents actually get damages. homeowners insurance include? yep , umbrella policy. one added mine. $ 1 million covers pretty much anything around $ 300 / year. whats funny teenager moves it'll drop $ 120 / year! policies make litigation targets.
til original baby ruth candy company claimed bar named babe ruth could avoid paying royalties. later shut rival candy bar actually approved ruth use name grounds names similar.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " [ removed ]
til jfk records act , act states government documents related kennedy assassination publicly disclosed october 26 2017.
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity. " synthesized uric acid , sold $ 25,00 build house it. warlock mars , bitch" - william shatner charlie sheen roast. actual quote? watch roast charlie sheen. says something sorts. shatner amazing , really really funny.
til 1621 dutch hired japanese mercenaries murder 40 inhabitants bandaneira island , lucrative source nutmeg. 12,00- 15,00 residents 1,00 killed forced leave island dutch created nutmeg monopoly.
.. throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank surroundings. imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " " nested simulations would taxing systems. we'll make physically impossible. "" how? "" i'm sure , we'll make something like speed light. " " let's make sure control passage time. problem solved. "
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold according zillow , house valued $ 243,00. yep that's sort miracle renovation guess. maybe donation value? sold majorly-distressed way 2004 $ 15k.
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. actually makes lot meaningful. hare nap job everyone would die anyways? guess story pointlessness achievement face unavoidable death?
til henry ford invent assembly line. invented ransom e. olds ( oldsmobile ).
til one ever seen echidna ejaculate.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. everything ive ever heard dolphins ' sexuality deeply disturbing. animal who's sex life freaks more. like seriously dolphins stahpp ever read penguins , then. ducks.
til directing jurassic park , spielberg saw cgi t. rex , said stop motion animator phil tippett ," job ," tippett replied ," mean extinct? ". spielberg later incorporated dialogue
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " wanna hear michael caine impression? ' ello , name michael caine.
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold
til ohio issues" scarlet letter plates" people given limited driving privileges convicted dui.
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged
til final explosion krakatoa measured 310 db , loud enough heard perfectly clearly 3,100 miles away.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. nothing .. mormons baptize die! baptize people listed phone book. grandmother use baptize neighborhood kids / babies kitchen sink watching summer. catholic want babies going purgatory / hell. grew catholic .. non-clergy even baptisms? sounds weird.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. legitimately 1984 stuff right there.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. nothing .. mormons baptize die! baptize people listed phone book. grandmother use baptize neighborhood kids / babies kitchen sink watching summer. catholic want babies going purgatory / hell. grew catholic .. non-clergy even baptisms? sounds weird. absence priest laymen perform baptisms roman catholicism.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. 1. rent plane 2. bless rain clouds fly , turn local downfall holy water 3. secretly baptise everyone 4. ~ ~? ?? ~ ~ collect tithes 5. profit get priests sanctify local water supply acround world. baptise everyone every time shower. nope , priests bless 1 birdbath full water time source : holly bibble
til terry kath band chigaco's last words were" worry .. look , clip even it" - putting pistol temple pulling trigger.
til author goodnight moon ( margaret wise brown ) died 42 showing doctor healthy feeling. kicked leg , dislodging blood clot travelled heart killed her.
til original baby ruth candy company claimed bar named babe ruth could avoid paying royalties. later shut rival candy bar actually approved ruth use name grounds names similar.
lewandowski best topscorer poland history best top scorer .. eh? definitely worst top scorer. technically he's best worst top scorer he's best goal scorer , he's worst goal scorer. he's goal scorer
til nintendo sued galoob prevent release nes cheating device , game genie ; legal battle followed. sega genesis version , sega allowed release , officially licensed it. nintendo long history liking mods. reddit loves nintendo much? common dislike mods? reddit mods surely worse game genies though.
til henry vii someone who's job wipe bottom him. called ' grooms stool ' henry vii 4 reign , knighted!
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. reminds kazakhstan girl shooting competition played borat spoof anthem. link : [URL]
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold even huge fan simpsons , would taken money. fun look unrealistic cartoon everybody everything yellow pink ridiculous looking. real life , much. also , moving middle nowhere nevada? thanks , 75 grand please. like 15 minutes strip las vegas. exactly middle nowhere. like las vegas , got nice desert look at. dunno really know place buy house like 75k
til colt 45 malt liquors former slogan was" works every time"
til greek god fertility , never ending boner sacrificial animal ass. name gave rise medical term priapism - - prolonged erection
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind.
til : 76 % known serial killers 20th century united states. key word is" known" countries catch acknowledge serial killers. russia bragged usa serial killers. truth never coordinated police force tie crimes together. like iran saying homosexuals.
til word" meme" coined biologist richard dawkins refer ideas spread replicate darwinian fashion
til kyoto , former capital japan , means" capital city" tokyo means" eastern capital"
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged
til humans ' closest relative , bonobos , peaceful female-run society sex used resolve conflict. they" make love , war. "
til johnny carson joked tonight show nonexistent toilet paper shortage led eventual panic buying leaving store shelves empty causing real shortage lasted weeks
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity. fuck buys kidney stone?
til english word cereal derived ' ceres ' , roman goddess harvest agriculture.
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. .. realized like dogs alive 9/11 probably dead .. =[
til 4 us states completely banned billboards til 4 states banned them. taking rest guys long?
til 20th president james a. garfield ambidextrous versed greek latin. would sometimes entertain friends ask questions writing answers simultaneously latin greek using hands.
til asked he'd punched man who'd hit raw egg , uk politician john prescott said following tony blair's orders ," connect electorate. "
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. aka american dream. boris politics anyway? true rock star story. thing missing mick jagger couple hookers.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. episode 30 rock , character pete hornberger never overachieves avoid getting promoted head.
til - edison died nikola tesla wrote negative obituary nyt - made fun hygiene work ethic get wrong , think nikola tesla great scientist. specific reason everyone internet seems love tesla much?
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax ha , sallie mae thing reason. think know , navient. chiquita thing , united fruit company seriously fucked shit.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind.
til : physical attractiveness found important factor enjoying date whether would sleep propositioned. important intelligence personality
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con really got role , good her! dunno , really catwoman play sexually-charged game basketball children watching? loop one , what's context? edit : oh god
til ravens observed calling wolves site dead animals open carcass leave scraps accessible them.
til term checkmate , according barnhart etymological dictionary , alteration persian phrase" shh mt" ( ) means , literally ," king helpless" word ( mta ) still exists pashto , means destroyed. matar spanish means kill.
til tank designed swiss military bug turning heater could cause main gun fire
til common" save" icon depiction obsolete external writable storage device called floppy disk.
til frog swallows eggs , gives birth live frogs vomiting stomach
til name hotmail chosen contains html , originally styled hotmail. 1996? ? til hotmail account since year zero. 13 year old really disappointed email address chose. could firstname.lastname instead whatever edgy name chose. friend recomended back two persons know initial + last name @hotmail
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. fault [ removed ]
til gary webb , reporter san jose mercury news first broke story cia involvement cocaine trade , found dead with" two gunshot wounds head. " death , 2004 , ruled considering ended aids likely came blood transfusion , idk look either fek looks like poorly executed attempt cover fact got aids extra-conjugal homosexual intercourse. done past , fact distinct possibility. vagina aids , gay aids almost impossible man contract hiv vaginal intercourse.
til terry kath band chigaco's last words were" worry .. look , clip even it" - putting pistol temple pulling trigger. that's always check chamber. also aim guns head pull trigger.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. 1. rent plane 2. bless rain clouds fly , turn local downfall holy water 3. secretly baptise everyone 4. ~ ~? ?? ~ ~ collect tithes 5. profit
til slipknot's third album contains almost zero profanity response critics said vocalist corey taylor relied swearing lyrics
til ryan gosling watching" rambo" took knives school threw children.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. everyone wants solve overpopulation problem , want die. both. live kids , even stick 1 kid. that's china's trying achieve since 70s establishing one-child law. 2014 ( give take 2 years , bad memory ) changed 2 kids max. source : chinese always two-child law? would keep population constant , it? large parts population excempt law.
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. .. realized like dogs alive 9/11 probably dead .. =[ oh yeah. also , remember comet full house? he's dead too. dog frasier died 2006.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. also remember hearing china big homeless population worried optics shown exposed olympics .. sudden homeless problem. tell world solved homelessness sounds like could great lot people right? chinese way could _eliminate_ homelessness. low caust
til america's first female mayor elected 1887. group men nominated joke , 60 percent vote.
til : approximately 10,00 attended funeral hawaiian musician , israel kamakawiwoole.
til japanese kamikaze pilots allowed return find suitable target. one pilot shot ninth return. wonder ever change mind made break it. much place make break for. americans / british would certainly shoot attempted land somewhere. guess could bail , know given chutes. that's true ditched swam around would've picked up. shot like buffalo. course , i'd assume they'd taken prisoner practical defenders. easy ditch without parachute though? chutes , hard all.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen brit 100 % sure think use word. ' spunk spunk '
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. south park something told watch whilst growing up. never really gave much time recently. always saw childish trash. blown away social commentary good show actually is.
til nintendo sued galoob prevent release nes cheating device , game genie ; legal battle followed. sega genesis version , sega allowed release , officially licensed it. nintendo long history liking mods. reddit loves nintendo much? common dislike mods? reddit mods surely worse game genies though.
til male chicks born egg farms , considered useless. thus , disposed , grinding alive.
til johnny carson joked tonight show nonexistent toilet paper shortage led eventual panic buying leaving store shelves empty causing real shortage lasted weeks
til 7 players tournament big 4 competed. stan one since 2010
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material.
til oprah born single mother , wore potato sacks clothes , molested family , gave birth stillborn child 14
til tourism sector boomed , kazakhstan's foreign minister thanked sacha baron cohen 2012 release borat country saw 10x increase issued visas.
til president jimmy carter placed peanut farm blind trust elected president. term ended , found badly mismanaged $ 1 million debt.
til rms olympic , sister ship titanic , rammed u-boat sunk , making merchant ship world war sunk enemy vessel.
til yreka , california , bakery operated 100 years called yreka bakery , formed palindrome. business closed gallery opened spot , named yrella gallery would also form palindrome. cool see hometown reddit! glad know forgotten smirk_face
til bill skarsgard ( pennywise ) , alexander skarsgard ( tarzan legend tarzan ) gustaf skarsgard ( floki vikings ) sons stellan skarsgard ( erik selvig thor , good hunting
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches wait cockroaches bite? ?? worry , sleeping inside mouth. inside ear
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. job's belief alternative medicine surprising. one point fruitarian believed fruitarians bo , bathe.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. gotta make sexy eat. hips nips. make sexy! gonna get higher ^ ^ ^ higher edit : humble post pushed 20,00 karma threshold three * whole years * lame posts. thank , taking higher ^ ^ ^ higher [ guys mind pcp? ] ( [URL] )
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. wow amazing work dairy lobby
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. raccoon hacked bank america account transferred money checking offshore account cayman islands. raccoon stole 20 dollars? pff. look mr. rich guy $ 20 bank account. pff. look moneybags bank account. pff. lk mnbgs vr hr , wt hs fnc xpnsv vwls.
til plato gave definition man as" featherless bipeds ," diogenes plucked chicken brought plato's academy , saying ," behold! i've brought man ," academy added" broad flat nails" definition.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. sailors , much like prisoners , historically relations members sex crew due lack women. possible? turn gay there's women around? , don't" turn gay" . cums point though warm hole warm hole. edit : there's nothing gay exploring! i'm done puns yeah nothing gay it. two straight dudes butt sex. mean think , gayest thing world sex woman. soft frilly smell like flowers. that's straight queer. fucking dude? muscles sweat , manly thing do.
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. something something getting nailed seamen loose hips sink ships. would still stick with" loose lips" , different set. seaman guzzler! report! seaman staines? !? ! anybody!
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. also remember hearing china big homeless population worried optics shown exposed olympics .. sudden homeless problem.
til ellie kemper ( office , unbreakable kimmy schmidt , crazy blow job girl ) one wealthiest families state missouri granddaughter mildred lane kemper , namesake mildred lane kemper art
til snoop dogg directed porn , name porn snoop doggystyle. released , huge hit top selling release year 2002 avn awards.
til - men 20s ejaculate often may impart protections prostate cancer later life.
til wilmer valderrama purchased vista cruiser used on" ' 70s show" $ 500 series ended.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. " boris yeltsin first words you. s. president clinton upon meeting 1995 , think o. j. it? " guy like relaxed uncle.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen [ knew ] ( [URL] ) edit : seriously , [ knew ] ( [URL] ). jesus christ. anyone marketing stop say" hey , maybe guy lying back , mouth wide open , eyes closed. sort looks like getting facial. " i've never seen water ad person drinking missing mouth like [ women laughing salads ] ( [URL] ) stock photo thing.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes method acting. helicopters middle earth. really got character. lot work die 1st movie trilogy. watch extended. watching brormir faramir actually act together amazing makes miss boromir instead despising trying take ring can't hate boromir wanting take ring .. ring evil , manipulative little shit
til chrysler built 55 turbine-powered cars 1963-1964. could run fuel could burn oxygen , including perfume tequila , produced 130 horsepower. nine still exist.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims also sadistic beleif ill suffer , often denying basic comforts medicine. piece shit person hid guise charity got away mostly hid people made others uncomfortable ( ill ).
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. , got hired 15 times. that's positive. find insulting get hired 15 times takes almost year 700 applications get part time job.
til nintendo sued galoob prevent release nes cheating device , game genie ; legal battle followed. sega genesis version , sega allowed release , officially licensed it.
til enough water lake superior flood entire landmasses north south america depth 1 foot. contains 3 quadrillion gallons fresh water. good thing take care great lakes keep clean pollutants / - michigander
queen elizabeth celebrates 91st birthday
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. relaxed drank fifth vodka every day like old russian proverb :" everything's okay enough vodka" including vodka? especially vodka. even vodka.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. hahaha. that's cockroach's theme , though. mexican hat dance , also known el jarabe tapato. know tapatio sauce makes military breakfasts bearable. shitty powdered eggs grey ( reason ) cardboard bacon? liberal application tapatio mix together make okay skillet. tapatio , iirc , means" guadalajara" get wrong , also great basic sauce slather shit needs sauce get through. yep , means guadalajara think seen sauce mention. pretty good spice things up. although valentina best. el yucateco ya wimp
til phil collins honorary member hip-hop group , bone thugs-n-harmony due international success single , home , collins featured. collin moniker group chrome bone.
til - coca cola launched dasani water uk slogan ' bottled spunk ' & ' can't live without spunk ' ; oblivious uk spunks means semen.
til alec guinness agreed appear star wars negotiated deal doubled initial salary offer , guaranteed publicity film , would awarded 2.25 % gross royalties paid george lucas
til double-blind study published nature showed experienced astrologers better determining people psychological traits based location stars birth someone randomly guessing them. need double blind study tell matters divination imagined fantasies. taurus.
til pepsi's progressive president 1940s led marketing campaign put african americans positive light , cornering untapped market taking advantage coca-cola's hesitance hire black workers.
til term checkmate , according barnhart etymological dictionary , alteration persian phrase" shh mt" ( ) means , literally ," king helpless"
til 1851 , measuring tools precision one millionth inch.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly shame people learned mistakes pre-ww 2 germany.
til nazis cleared minefields chasing captured civilians across , detonating explosives.
til 17th century , roman catholic church ruled beavers fish could eaten fridays.
til jfk prescribed use rocking chair ease back pain , enjoyed much would give rocking chairs gifts friends , family , heads state.
til nipplegate , janet jackson blacklisted viacom's properties , including vh1 / mtv / cbs / clear channel radio stations , uninvited grammys , lost acting gigs , statue mickey
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. oh fucking * god * , poor guy. blame slightest. like usbekestani gold put borat version anthem?
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. think agree. show george. except one time kramer l. a. worst episodes. bad great like rest series. except somehow still way better finale.
til steve jobs took acid , said" taking lsd profound experience , one important things life" whenever see posts lsd think ," huh , that's one things i'd like try lifetime" . remember idea would even go safely acquiring , even netherlands.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. reminds kazakhstan girl shooting competition played borat spoof anthem. link : [URL] australian sporting event competition i'd totally humorous alternative national anthem. mean think several contenders but" under" men work would least / appropriate think.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. [URL] hahaha. that's cockroach's theme , though. mexican hat dance , also known el jarabe tapato. know tapatio sauce makes military breakfasts bearable. shitty powdered eggs grey ( reason ) cardboard bacon? liberal application tapatio mix together make okay skillet. tapatio , iirc , means" guadalajara" get wrong , also great basic sauce slather shit needs sauce get through. also pretty good sign restaurant more-or-less authentic. edit : guess wrong. todo : try valentina.
til since speak much english , first english speaking role , antonio banderas learn lines phonetically
til queen elizabeth ii trained mechanic. learned skills wwii ( 1945 ) part auxiliary territorial service.
til steve jobs took acid , said" taking lsd profound experience , one important things life"
til france illegal deny holocaust happened.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity.
til nasa pilots routinely intercepted defeated you. s. navy phantom iis mock dogfights , complaints navy put end harassment.
til governor len small illinois acquitted embezzlement , eight jurors made decision received state jobs
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death die beating grizzly fistfight still considered a" fist fight" bear fists? think hand paw combat fits better. edit : get brawl ninja turtle animal cruelty assault?
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters. work? wouldnt point overrun? compared many countries far less stray animals germany. apart cats , usually never know whether stray animals running around , never seen wild dog , escaped ones village that's thinking right now. sure * ever * seen stray dog germany.
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax soon known as" retail credit agency" following congressional testimony. < two weeks later > okay , calling ourselves" credit mcchecky clown penis" literally name left. let's hope nothing goes wrong time. could always washington redskins credit agency
til harlan ellison wrote hugo award winning short story" mouth , must scream" single night. made changes first draft.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza.
til genghis khan tengrist , religiously tolerant interested learning philosophical moral lessons religions. consulted buddhist monks , muslims , christian missionaries , taoist monk qiu chuji. discriminate , would wipe entire populations regardless religious affiliation. progressive funny many modern world history texts starting think way. many ways , mongol empire ushered modernity , including fostering global trade. infuriating. empathy absolutely required properly understand history , modern historians routinely demonstrate lack empathy genghis khan's victims. seen nothing , 100 years speak great hitler was.
til hairy frog known the" wolverine frog" thought intentionally break toe bones force sharp" claws" flesh means defence.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. thread r / sex yesterday using microscope form contraception. that's how. wait .. can't say link explain need know [URL] people condoms? feel good. makes sex less fun. folk say make difference straight lying themselves.
til patsy cline offered car ride back nashville singer dottie west. cline refused , telling west ," worry , hoss. time go , time. " patsy cline died plane crash
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind. space race byproduct developing icbms .. spacex merely clever front future top time post / r / prorevenge ..
.. annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank surroundings. imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " " nested simulations would taxing systems. we'll make physically impossible. "" how? "" i'm sure , we'll make something like speed light. " came comments , left questioning life.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. [ chart elon's life ] ( [URL] ) fucking hell i'm useless. dad gave 28,00 dollars bet could come something
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. oh fucking * god * , poor guy. blame slightest. tell it! guy grand prix essentially mocked triumph. dunno , would love someone played" america , fuck yea" something equally stereotypical. canadian national anthem substituted celine dion song titanic.
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity. " synthesized uric acid , sold $ 25,00 build house it. warlock mars , bitch" - william shatner charlie sheen roast. actual quote? watch roast charlie sheen. says something sorts. shatner amazing , really really funny.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. yeah , kids fine. teenagers hand .. i'm worried. two teenage girls calm collected think critically. however , 7 - year-old son showing signs think critically , care to. he's gonna expensive.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. yep , umbrella policy. one added mine. $ 1 million covers pretty much anything around $ 300 / year. whats funny teenager moves it'll drop $ 120 / year! homeowner without kids : umbrella f-ing cheap stupid it. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us
til queen band world every member written least 3 number ones , meaning whole band songwriter's hall fame
til classic pc game" baldur's gate" developed , alongside engine , 18 months team 60 people never worked video game before. masterpiece game. graphics detailed time period. storyline engrossing. tell put lots research hard work making game. set standard type rpg's awhile. rereleased baldur gate updated graphics would spend much money.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance
til hiroshima policeman went nagasaki teach police officers duck cover days bombings. single officer died nagasaki blast.
til korean dmz accidentally created one world's well-preserved nature reserves
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. sound like shill big children. .. adults?
til : nixon sent champagne note saying" justice ultimately prevails" mark felt pardoned reagan. 30 years later , revealed mark felt was" deep throat" helped bring watergate cover-up light.
til actor martin sheen married woman 56 years
til greek god fertility , never ending boner sacrificial animal ass. name gave rise medical term priapism - - prolonged erection
til japanese kamikaze pilots allowed return find suitable target. one pilot shot ninth return. * shrugs *" odds , amarite? " * shot dead *
til canada first country world adopt multiculturalism official policy ; 1971
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen [ knew ] ( [URL] ) edit : seriously , [ knew ] ( [URL] ). jesus christ. anyone marketing stop say" hey , maybe guy lying back , mouth wide open , eyes closed. sort looks like getting facial. " i've never seen water ad person drinking missing mouth
til penn jillette penn teller painted finger nails red joke response mother telling get manicure people would looking hands , always keeps one finger nail painted red memory mother.
til tyrannosaurus arms 1 meter long heavily muscled , biceps capable lifting several hundred pounds alone. appear small weak relative rest body.
til kyoto , former capital japan , means" capital city" tokyo means" eastern capital" voted hard burned temple
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. reminds kazakhstan girl shooting competition played borat spoof anthem. link : [URL]
david robinson grew tall ( 7 ' 0" graduation ) naval academy could served sea , hurting career us navy. instead leaving academy , compromise served two years shore duty
til : carthaginian explorer hanno reached ivory coast ~ 600-500 bc , thought gorillas race humans tried capture some. ended killing violent took skins back carthage put display.
til prohibition , people used get prescriptions ' medical ' wine alcohol , like today weed.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " he's like actor take every script he's given yet remains highly respected still offered great roles. nic cage started ( he's oscar winner ) destroyed career. feel like samuel l. jackson whatever fuck movie feels like , amazing terrible. respect that.
til frog swallows eggs , gives birth live frogs vomiting stomach
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league least qualified european competition we're capable winning .. enjoy maccabi tel aviv away cunts tel aviv lovely city really. let's hope they're miserable.
til actor martin sheen married woman 56 years
arsenal becomes winning team fa cup 13 wins.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us it? i've living whole life i've never heard anyone say it. unless say english accent mean , people often talk semen typical conversations , definitely is. probably differs region region. i'm southern california
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. everyone wants solve overpopulation problem , want die. both. live kids , even stick 1 kid. that's china's trying achieve since 70s establishing one-child law. 2014 ( give take 2 years , bad memory ) changed 2 kids max. source : chinese
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. gotta make sexy eat. hips nips. make sexy! gonna get higher ^ ^ ^ higher edit : humble post pushed 20,00 karma threshold three * whole years * lame posts. thank , taking higher ^ ^ ^ higher [ guys mind pcp? ] ( [URL] )
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. holy shit , exactly came say. nuke too? implications comment massively scary. mean , many people would willingly stay sub deep underwater cramp / pressurized tube breathing recycled air. bunch dudes age 25 .. shenanigans pretty fucked , understand.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. episode 30 rock , character pete hornberger never overachieves avoid getting promoted head.
