well , how does it look ? it 's a perfect fit . let me pay for it now .
well , how does it look ? it 's a perfect fit . let me pay for it now .
well , how does it look ? it 's a perfect fit . let me pay for it now .
well , how does it look ? it 's a perfect fit . let me pay for it now .
well , how does it look ? it 's a perfect fit . let me pay for it now .
well , how does it look ? it 's a perfect fit . let me pay for it now .
well , how does it look ? it 's a perfect fit . let me pay for it now .
well , how does it look ? it 's a perfect fit . let me pay for it now .
well , how does it look ? it 's a perfect fit . let me pay for it now .
can i help you , sir ? hello , may i make an appointment for sometime early this afternoon ? i 'm sorry . all the appointments are filled .
can i help you , sir ? hello , may i make an appointment for sometime early this afternoon ? i 'm sorry . all the appointments are filled .
can i help you , sir ? hello , may i make an appointment for sometime early this afternoon ? i 'm sorry . all the appointments are filled .
can i help you , sir ? hello , may i make an appointment for sometime early this afternoon ? i 'm sorry . all the appointments are filled .
can i help you , sir ? hello , may i make an appointment for sometime early this afternoon ? i 'm sorry . all the appointments are filled .
can i help you , sir ? hello , may i make an appointment for sometime early this afternoon ? i 'm sorry . all the appointments are filled .
can i help you , sir ? hello , may i make an appointment for sometime early this afternoon ? i 'm sorry . all the appointments are filled .
can i help you , sir ? hello , may i make an appointment for sometime early this afternoon ? i 'm sorry . all the appointments are filled .
can i help you , sir ? hello , may i make an appointment for sometime early this afternoon ? i 'm sorry . all the appointments are filled .
i have a problem with my cable . what about it ? my cable has been out for the past week or so . the cable is down right now . i am very sorry . when will it be working again ?
i have a problem with my cable . what about it ? my cable has been out for the past week or so . the cable is down right now . i am very sorry . when will it be working again ?
i have a problem with my cable . what about it ? my cable has been out for the past week or so . the cable is down right now . i am very sorry . when will it be working again ?
i have a problem with my cable . what about it ? my cable has been out for the past week or so . the cable is down right now . i am very sorry . when will it be working again ?
i have a problem with my cable . what about it ? my cable has been out for the past week or so . the cable is down right now . i am very sorry . when will it be working again ?
i have a problem with my cable . what about it ? my cable has been out for the past week or so . the cable is down right now . i am very sorry . when will it be working again ?
i have a problem with my cable . what about it ? my cable has been out for the past week or so . the cable is down right now . i am very sorry . when will it be working again ?
i have a problem with my cable . what about it ? my cable has been out for the past week or so . the cable is down right now . i am very sorry . when will it be working again ?
i have a problem with my cable . what about it ? my cable has been out for the past week or so . the cable is down right now . i am very sorry . when will it be working again ?
did you get your bus pass ? i have n't gone to get it yet . why have n't you got it ? i do n't know where to go to get one . i know where to get them from .
did you get your bus pass ? i have n't gone to get it yet . why have n't you got it ? i do n't know where to go to get one . i know where to get them from .
did you get your bus pass ? i have n't gone to get it yet . why have n't you got it ? i do n't know where to go to get one . i know where to get them from .
did you get your bus pass ? i have n't gone to get it yet . why have n't you got it ? i do n't know where to go to get one . i know where to get them from .
did you get your bus pass ? i have n't gone to get it yet . why have n't you got it ? i do n't know where to go to get one . i know where to get them from .
did you get your bus pass ? i have n't gone to get it yet . why have n't you got it ? i do n't know where to go to get one . i know where to get them from .
did you get your bus pass ? i have n't gone to get it yet . why have n't you got it ? i do n't know where to go to get one . i know where to get them from .
did you get your bus pass ? i have n't gone to get it yet . why have n't you got it ? i do n't know where to go to get one . i know where to get them from .
did you get your bus pass ? i have n't gone to get it yet . why have n't you got it ? i do n't know where to go to get one . i know where to get them from .
what 's for dinner tonight ? what are you planning on cooking ?
what 's for dinner tonight ? what are you planning on cooking ?
what 's for dinner tonight ? what are you planning on cooking ?
what 's for dinner tonight ? what are you planning on cooking ?
what 's for dinner tonight ? what are you planning on cooking ?
what 's for dinner tonight ? what are you planning on cooking ?
what 's for dinner tonight ? what are you planning on cooking ?
what 's for dinner tonight ? what are you planning on cooking ?
what 's for dinner tonight ? what are you planning on cooking ?
would you rather have her or your old boss back ? she 's far better than my old boss . he did n't know how to express his opinion without putting at least one other person down . how about your new co workers ? they are all pretty easy going . it 's a very friendly place to work . do you miss your old co workers ?
would you rather have her or your old boss back ? she 's far better than my old boss . he did n't know how to express his opinion without putting at least one other person down . how about your new co workers ? they are all pretty easy going . it 's a very friendly place to work . do you miss your old co workers ?
would you rather have her or your old boss back ? she 's far better than my old boss . he did n't know how to express his opinion without putting at least one other person down . how about your new co workers ? they are all pretty easy going . it 's a very friendly place to work . do you miss your old co workers ?
would you rather have her or your old boss back ? she 's far better than my old boss . he did n't know how to express his opinion without putting at least one other person down . how about your new co workers ? they are all pretty easy going . it 's a very friendly place to work . do you miss your old co workers ?
would you rather have her or your old boss back ? she 's far better than my old boss . he did n't know how to express his opinion without putting at least one other person down . how about your new co workers ? they are all pretty easy going . it 's a very friendly place to work . do you miss your old co workers ?
would you rather have her or your old boss back ? she 's far better than my old boss . he did n't know how to express his opinion without putting at least one other person down . how about your new co workers ? they are all pretty easy going . it 's a very friendly place to work . do you miss your old co workers ?
would you rather have her or your old boss back ? she 's far better than my old boss . he did n't know how to express his opinion without putting at least one other person down . how about your new co workers ? they are all pretty easy going . it 's a very friendly place to work . do you miss your old co workers ?
would you rather have her or your old boss back ? she 's far better than my old boss . he did n't know how to express his opinion without putting at least one other person down . how about your new co workers ? they are all pretty easy going . it 's a very friendly place to work . do you miss your old co workers ?
would you rather have her or your old boss back ? she 's far better than my old boss . he did n't know how to express his opinion without putting at least one other person down . how about your new co workers ? they are all pretty easy going . it 's a very friendly place to work . do you miss your old co workers ?
hi linda , this is todd . todd , good to hear from you !
hi linda , this is todd . todd , good to hear from you !
hi linda , this is todd . todd , good to hear from you !
hi linda , this is todd . todd , good to hear from you !
hi linda , this is todd . todd , good to hear from you !
hi linda , this is todd . todd , good to hear from you !
hi linda , this is todd . todd , good to hear from you !
hi linda , this is todd . todd , good to hear from you !
hi linda , this is todd . todd , good to hear from you !
where are you going to get it from ? i have n't the slightest idea . i usually get my chinese food from panda express . you like panda express ? the food there is actually pretty good .
where are you going to get it from ? i have n't the slightest idea . i usually get my chinese food from panda express . you like panda express ? the food there is actually pretty good .
where are you going to get it from ? i have n't the slightest idea . i usually get my chinese food from panda express . you like panda express ? the food there is actually pretty good .
where are you going to get it from ? i have n't the slightest idea . i usually get my chinese food from panda express . you like panda express ? the food there is actually pretty good .
where are you going to get it from ? i have n't the slightest idea . i usually get my chinese food from panda express . you like panda express ? the food there is actually pretty good .
where are you going to get it from ? i have n't the slightest idea . i usually get my chinese food from panda express . you like panda express ? the food there is actually pretty good .
where are you going to get it from ? i have n't the slightest idea . i usually get my chinese food from panda express . you like panda express ? the food there is actually pretty good .
where are you going to get it from ? i have n't the slightest idea . i usually get my chinese food from panda express . you like panda express ? the food there is actually pretty good .
where are you going to get it from ? i have n't the slightest idea . i usually get my chinese food from panda express . you like panda express ? the food there is actually pretty good .
can i take your drink order ? where is your wine list ? the wine choices are posted on the little menu in the middle of the table . do you have any mixed drinks available here ?
can i take your drink order ? where is your wine list ? the wine choices are posted on the little menu in the middle of the table . do you have any mixed drinks available here ?
can i take your drink order ? where is your wine list ? the wine choices are posted on the little menu in the middle of the table . do you have any mixed drinks available here ?
can i take your drink order ? where is your wine list ? the wine choices are posted on the little menu in the middle of the table . do you have any mixed drinks available here ?
can i take your drink order ? where is your wine list ? the wine choices are posted on the little menu in the middle of the table . do you have any mixed drinks available here ?
can i take your drink order ? where is your wine list ? the wine choices are posted on the little menu in the middle of the table . do you have any mixed drinks available here ?
can i take your drink order ? where is your wine list ? the wine choices are posted on the little menu in the middle of the table . do you have any mixed drinks available here ?
can i take your drink order ? where is your wine list ? the wine choices are posted on the little menu in the middle of the table . do you have any mixed drinks available here ?
can i take your drink order ? where is your wine list ? the wine choices are posted on the little menu in the middle of the table . do you have any mixed drinks available here ?
i need a room for a few days . that wo n't be a problem . could you please tell me your name ? john sandals . that 's s a n d a l s . sir , i 'm michelle , and i run the front desk . please tell me the days you 'll be here . i 'll be there in april friday through monday , the 14th through the 17th .
i need a room for a few days . that wo n't be a problem . could you please tell me your name ? john sandals . that 's s a n d a l s . sir , i 'm michelle , and i run the front desk . please tell me the days you 'll be here . i 'll be there in april friday through monday , the 14th through the 17th .
i need a room for a few days . that wo n't be a problem . could you please tell me your name ? john sandals . that 's s a n d a l s . sir , i 'm michelle , and i run the front desk . please tell me the days you 'll be here . i 'll be there in april friday through monday , the 14th through the 17th .
i need a room for a few days . that wo n't be a problem . could you please tell me your name ? john sandals . that 's s a n d a l s . sir , i 'm michelle , and i run the front desk . please tell me the days you 'll be here . i 'll be there in april friday through monday , the 14th through the 17th .
i need a room for a few days . that wo n't be a problem . could you please tell me your name ? john sandals . that 's s a n d a l s . sir , i 'm michelle , and i run the front desk . please tell me the days you 'll be here . i 'll be there in april friday through monday , the 14th through the 17th .
i need a room for a few days . that wo n't be a problem . could you please tell me your name ? john sandals . that 's s a n d a l s . sir , i 'm michelle , and i run the front desk . please tell me the days you 'll be here . i 'll be there in april friday through monday , the 14th through the 17th .
i need a room for a few days . that wo n't be a problem . could you please tell me your name ? john sandals . that 's s a n d a l s . sir , i 'm michelle , and i run the front desk . please tell me the days you 'll be here . i 'll be there in april friday through monday , the 14th through the 17th .
i need a room for a few days . that wo n't be a problem . could you please tell me your name ? john sandals . that 's s a n d a l s . sir , i 'm michelle , and i run the front desk . please tell me the days you 'll be here . i 'll be there in april friday through monday , the 14th through the 17th .
i need a room for a few days . that wo n't be a problem . could you please tell me your name ? john sandals . that 's s a n d a l s . sir , i 'm michelle , and i run the front desk . please tell me the days you 'll be here . i 'll be there in april friday through monday , the 14th through the 17th .
what 's wrong with sons ? their range of organic foods is very limited . whole foods has a lot of organic foods ? yeah , the food there is very healthy . i ' ve never been , but i may start shopping there .
what 's wrong with sons ? their range of organic foods is very limited . whole foods has a lot of organic foods ? yeah , the food there is very healthy . i ' ve never been , but i may start shopping there .
what 's wrong with sons ? their range of organic foods is very limited . whole foods has a lot of organic foods ? yeah , the food there is very healthy . i ' ve never been , but i may start shopping there .
what 's wrong with sons ? their range of organic foods is very limited . whole foods has a lot of organic foods ? yeah , the food there is very healthy . i ' ve never been , but i may start shopping there .
what 's wrong with sons ? their range of organic foods is very limited . whole foods has a lot of organic foods ? yeah , the food there is very healthy . i ' ve never been , but i may start shopping there .
what 's wrong with sons ? their range of organic foods is very limited . whole foods has a lot of organic foods ? yeah , the food there is very healthy . i ' ve never been , but i may start shopping there .
what 's wrong with sons ? their range of organic foods is very limited . whole foods has a lot of organic foods ? yeah , the food there is very healthy . i ' ve never been , but i may start shopping there .
what 's wrong with sons ? their range of organic foods is very limited . whole foods has a lot of organic foods ? yeah , the food there is very healthy . i ' ve never been , but i may start shopping there .
what 's wrong with sons ? their range of organic foods is very limited . whole foods has a lot of organic foods ? yeah , the food there is very healthy . i ' ve never been , but i may start shopping there .
as you know i ' ve been thinking about moving my career in a new direction . i am hoping that you will be able to provide me with a reference to help me jump start my future . i realize that i ' m not in a position to offer you the kind of promotion you deserve i 'll gladly do what i can to help . thank you . i ' ve really enjoyed my time here . i ' ve grown both personally and professionally with this company . and , as well as being a pleasure to work with , you ' ve been instrumental in helping us complete many key projects .
as you know i ' ve been thinking about moving my career in a new direction . i am hoping that you will be able to provide me with a reference to help me jump start my future . i realize that i ' m not in a position to offer you the kind of promotion you deserve i 'll gladly do what i can to help . thank you . i ' ve really enjoyed my time here . i ' ve grown both personally and professionally with this company . and , as well as being a pleasure to work with , you ' ve been instrumental in helping us complete many key projects .
as you know i ' ve been thinking about moving my career in a new direction . i am hoping that you will be able to provide me with a reference to help me jump start my future . i realize that i ' m not in a position to offer you the kind of promotion you deserve i 'll gladly do what i can to help . thank you . i ' ve really enjoyed my time here . i ' ve grown both personally and professionally with this company . and , as well as being a pleasure to work with , you ' ve been instrumental in helping us complete many key projects .
as you know i ' ve been thinking about moving my career in a new direction . i am hoping that you will be able to provide me with a reference to help me jump start my future . i realize that i ' m not in a position to offer you the kind of promotion you deserve i 'll gladly do what i can to help . thank you . i ' ve really enjoyed my time here . i ' ve grown both personally and professionally with this company . and , as well as being a pleasure to work with , you ' ve been instrumental in helping us complete many key projects .
as you know i ' ve been thinking about moving my career in a new direction . i am hoping that you will be able to provide me with a reference to help me jump start my future . i realize that i ' m not in a position to offer you the kind of promotion you deserve i 'll gladly do what i can to help . thank you . i ' ve really enjoyed my time here . i ' ve grown both personally and professionally with this company . and , as well as being a pleasure to work with , you ' ve been instrumental in helping us complete many key projects .
as you know i ' ve been thinking about moving my career in a new direction . i am hoping that you will be able to provide me with a reference to help me jump start my future . i realize that i ' m not in a position to offer you the kind of promotion you deserve i 'll gladly do what i can to help . thank you . i ' ve really enjoyed my time here . i ' ve grown both personally and professionally with this company . and , as well as being a pleasure to work with , you ' ve been instrumental in helping us complete many key projects .
as you know i ' ve been thinking about moving my career in a new direction . i am hoping that you will be able to provide me with a reference to help me jump start my future . i realize that i ' m not in a position to offer you the kind of promotion you deserve i 'll gladly do what i can to help . thank you . i ' ve really enjoyed my time here . i ' ve grown both personally and professionally with this company . and , as well as being a pleasure to work with , you ' ve been instrumental in helping us complete many key projects .
as you know i ' ve been thinking about moving my career in a new direction . i am hoping that you will be able to provide me with a reference to help me jump start my future . i realize that i ' m not in a position to offer you the kind of promotion you deserve i 'll gladly do what i can to help . thank you . i ' ve really enjoyed my time here . i ' ve grown both personally and professionally with this company . and , as well as being a pleasure to work with , you ' ve been instrumental in helping us complete many key projects .
as you know i ' ve been thinking about moving my career in a new direction . i am hoping that you will be able to provide me with a reference to help me jump start my future . i realize that i ' m not in a position to offer you the kind of promotion you deserve i 'll gladly do what i can to help . thank you . i ' ve really enjoyed my time here . i ' ve grown both personally and professionally with this company . and , as well as being a pleasure to work with , you ' ve been instrumental in helping us complete many key projects .
does it look too small ? it fits you to a t . i agree . i 'm going to buy it .
does it look too small ? it fits you to a t . i agree . i 'm going to buy it .
does it look too small ? it fits you to a t . i agree . i 'm going to buy it .
does it look too small ? it fits you to a t . i agree . i 'm going to buy it .
does it look too small ? it fits you to a t . i agree . i 'm going to buy it .
does it look too small ? it fits you to a t . i agree . i 'm going to buy it .
does it look too small ? it fits you to a t . i agree . i 'm going to buy it .
does it look too small ? it fits you to a t . i agree . i 'm going to buy it .
does it look too small ? it fits you to a t . i agree . i 'm going to buy it .
hello ! i ' m now trying to take a bath , but there are too many buttons , would tell me how to use them ? i see , we have an explanation left on the table . if you follow the direction , it ' s quite simple . i read it , but i couldn ' t understand it . would you come to my room and tell me how to use them ?
hello ! i ' m now trying to take a bath , but there are too many buttons , would tell me how to use them ? i see , we have an explanation left on the table . if you follow the direction , it ' s quite simple . i read it , but i couldn ' t understand it . would you come to my room and tell me how to use them ?
hello ! i ' m now trying to take a bath , but there are too many buttons , would tell me how to use them ? i see , we have an explanation left on the table . if you follow the direction , it ' s quite simple . i read it , but i couldn ' t understand it . would you come to my room and tell me how to use them ?
hello ! i ' m now trying to take a bath , but there are too many buttons , would tell me how to use them ? i see , we have an explanation left on the table . if you follow the direction , it ' s quite simple . i read it , but i couldn ' t understand it . would you come to my room and tell me how to use them ?
hello ! i ' m now trying to take a bath , but there are too many buttons , would tell me how to use them ? i see , we have an explanation left on the table . if you follow the direction , it ' s quite simple . i read it , but i couldn ' t understand it . would you come to my room and tell me how to use them ?
hello ! i ' m now trying to take a bath , but there are too many buttons , would tell me how to use them ? i see , we have an explanation left on the table . if you follow the direction , it ' s quite simple . i read it , but i couldn ' t understand it . would you come to my room and tell me how to use them ?
hello ! i ' m now trying to take a bath , but there are too many buttons , would tell me how to use them ? i see , we have an explanation left on the table . if you follow the direction , it ' s quite simple . i read it , but i couldn ' t understand it . would you come to my room and tell me how to use them ?
hello ! i ' m now trying to take a bath , but there are too many buttons , would tell me how to use them ? i see , we have an explanation left on the table . if you follow the direction , it ' s quite simple . i read it , but i couldn ' t understand it . would you come to my room and tell me how to use them ?
hello ! i ' m now trying to take a bath , but there are too many buttons , would tell me how to use them ? i see , we have an explanation left on the table . if you follow the direction , it ' s quite simple . i read it , but i couldn ' t understand it . would you come to my room and tell me how to use them ?
my boss offered me a promotion , and i took it . are you serious ? yes , i am really excited . that 's great . congratulations . i appreciate that .
my boss offered me a promotion , and i took it . are you serious ? yes , i am really excited . that 's great . congratulations . i appreciate that .
my boss offered me a promotion , and i took it . are you serious ? yes , i am really excited . that 's great . congratulations . i appreciate that .
my boss offered me a promotion , and i took it . are you serious ? yes , i am really excited . that 's great . congratulations . i appreciate that .
my boss offered me a promotion , and i took it . are you serious ? yes , i am really excited . that 's great . congratulations . i appreciate that .
my boss offered me a promotion , and i took it . are you serious ? yes , i am really excited . that 's great . congratulations . i appreciate that .
my boss offered me a promotion , and i took it . are you serious ? yes , i am really excited . that 's great . congratulations . i appreciate that .
my boss offered me a promotion , and i took it . are you serious ? yes , i am really excited . that 's great . congratulations . i appreciate that .
my boss offered me a promotion , and i took it . are you serious ? yes , i am really excited . that 's great . congratulations . i appreciate that .
may i ask you a few questions about insurance ? yes . now we ' ve given a cif shanghai price for some steel plates . what insurance rate do you suggest we should get ? well . obviously , you won ' t want all risks cover . why not ?
may i ask you a few questions about insurance ? yes . now we ' ve given a cif shanghai price for some steel plates . what insurance rate do you suggest we should get ? well . obviously , you won ' t want all risks cover . why not ?
may i ask you a few questions about insurance ? yes . now we ' ve given a cif shanghai price for some steel plates . what insurance rate do you suggest we should get ? well . obviously , you won ' t want all risks cover . why not ?
may i ask you a few questions about insurance ? yes . now we ' ve given a cif shanghai price for some steel plates . what insurance rate do you suggest we should get ? well . obviously , you won ' t want all risks cover . why not ?
may i ask you a few questions about insurance ? yes . now we ' ve given a cif shanghai price for some steel plates . what insurance rate do you suggest we should get ? well . obviously , you won ' t want all risks cover . why not ?
may i ask you a few questions about insurance ? yes . now we ' ve given a cif shanghai price for some steel plates . what insurance rate do you suggest we should get ? well . obviously , you won ' t want all risks cover . why not ?
may i ask you a few questions about insurance ? yes . now we ' ve given a cif shanghai price for some steel plates . what insurance rate do you suggest we should get ? well . obviously , you won ' t want all risks cover . why not ?
may i ask you a few questions about insurance ? yes . now we ' ve given a cif shanghai price for some steel plates . what insurance rate do you suggest we should get ? well . obviously , you won ' t want all risks cover . why not ?
may i ask you a few questions about insurance ? yes . now we ' ve given a cif shanghai price for some steel plates . what insurance rate do you suggest we should get ? well . obviously , you won ' t want all risks cover . why not ?
oh , so i do n't sign the contract today . is that right ? i do n't want you to misunderstand , miss briggs.we are very serious about hiring you . we want you to teach for us.we usually do contracts this way because it is more convenient i can accept that . good . and your benefits will begin immediately . even my health insurance ?
oh , so i do n't sign the contract today . is that right ? i do n't want you to misunderstand , miss briggs.we are very serious about hiring you . we want you to teach for us.we usually do contracts this way because it is more convenient i can accept that . good . and your benefits will begin immediately . even my health insurance ?
oh , so i do n't sign the contract today . is that right ? i do n't want you to misunderstand , miss briggs.we are very serious about hiring you . we want you to teach for us.we usually do contracts this way because it is more convenient i can accept that . good . and your benefits will begin immediately . even my health insurance ?
oh , so i do n't sign the contract today . is that right ? i do n't want you to misunderstand , miss briggs.we are very serious about hiring you . we want you to teach for us.we usually do contracts this way because it is more convenient i can accept that . good . and your benefits will begin immediately . even my health insurance ?
oh , so i do n't sign the contract today . is that right ? i do n't want you to misunderstand , miss briggs.we are very serious about hiring you . we want you to teach for us.we usually do contracts this way because it is more convenient i can accept that . good . and your benefits will begin immediately . even my health insurance ?
oh , so i do n't sign the contract today . is that right ? i do n't want you to misunderstand , miss briggs.we are very serious about hiring you . we want you to teach for us.we usually do contracts this way because it is more convenient i can accept that . good . and your benefits will begin immediately . even my health insurance ?
oh , so i do n't sign the contract today . is that right ? i do n't want you to misunderstand , miss briggs.we are very serious about hiring you . we want you to teach for us.we usually do contracts this way because it is more convenient i can accept that . good . and your benefits will begin immediately . even my health insurance ?
oh , so i do n't sign the contract today . is that right ? i do n't want you to misunderstand , miss briggs.we are very serious about hiring you . we want you to teach for us.we usually do contracts this way because it is more convenient i can accept that . good . and your benefits will begin immediately . even my health insurance ?
oh , so i do n't sign the contract today . is that right ? i do n't want you to misunderstand , miss briggs.we are very serious about hiring you . we want you to teach for us.we usually do contracts this way because it is more convenient i can accept that . good . and your benefits will begin immediately . even my health insurance ?
it ended in a tie . what was the actual score ? it was three all . really ? i thought barcelona was going to win . they are a much better team than madrid . if barcelona had played as they normally do , they should have won .
it ended in a tie . what was the actual score ? it was three all . really ? i thought barcelona was going to win . they are a much better team than madrid . if barcelona had played as they normally do , they should have won .
it ended in a tie . what was the actual score ? it was three all . really ? i thought barcelona was going to win . they are a much better team than madrid . if barcelona had played as they normally do , they should have won .
it ended in a tie . what was the actual score ? it was three all . really ? i thought barcelona was going to win . they are a much better team than madrid . if barcelona had played as they normally do , they should have won .
it ended in a tie . what was the actual score ? it was three all . really ? i thought barcelona was going to win . they are a much better team than madrid . if barcelona had played as they normally do , they should have won .
it ended in a tie . what was the actual score ? it was three all . really ? i thought barcelona was going to win . they are a much better team than madrid . if barcelona had played as they normally do , they should have won .
it ended in a tie . what was the actual score ? it was three all . really ? i thought barcelona was going to win . they are a much better team than madrid . if barcelona had played as they normally do , they should have won .
it ended in a tie . what was the actual score ? it was three all . really ? i thought barcelona was going to win . they are a much better team than madrid . if barcelona had played as they normally do , they should have won .
it ended in a tie . what was the actual score ? it was three all . really ? i thought barcelona was going to win . they are a much better team than madrid . if barcelona had played as they normally do , they should have won .
jim . i heard you got a promotion ! yeah , i ' m going to be running the walker avenue branch . congratulations , guy .
jim . i heard you got a promotion ! yeah , i ' m going to be running the walker avenue branch . congratulations , guy .
jim . i heard you got a promotion ! yeah , i ' m going to be running the walker avenue branch . congratulations , guy .
jim . i heard you got a promotion ! yeah , i ' m going to be running the walker avenue branch . congratulations , guy .
jim . i heard you got a promotion ! yeah , i ' m going to be running the walker avenue branch . congratulations , guy .
jim . i heard you got a promotion ! yeah , i ' m going to be running the walker avenue branch . congratulations , guy .
jim . i heard you got a promotion ! yeah , i ' m going to be running the walker avenue branch . congratulations , guy .
jim . i heard you got a promotion ! yeah , i ' m going to be running the walker avenue branch . congratulations , guy .
jim . i heard you got a promotion ! yeah , i ' m going to be running the walker avenue branch . congratulations , guy .
but your brochure said that this was a package deal and the hotel ' s services were all inclusive . yes , of course . the meals and excursions were included in the hotel price . but why are you overcharging me almost a thousand dollars ? 250 dollars a night , times three nights should just be 750 . i ' m sorry sir . the 250 dollar rate is based on double occupancy . that means it ' s 250 per person . the room itself is 500 dollars a night . perhaps i could talk to your manager ?
but your brochure said that this was a package deal and the hotel ' s services were all inclusive . yes , of course . the meals and excursions were included in the hotel price . but why are you overcharging me almost a thousand dollars ? 250 dollars a night , times three nights should just be 750 . i ' m sorry sir . the 250 dollar rate is based on double occupancy . that means it ' s 250 per person . the room itself is 500 dollars a night . perhaps i could talk to your manager ?
but your brochure said that this was a package deal and the hotel ' s services were all inclusive . yes , of course . the meals and excursions were included in the hotel price . but why are you overcharging me almost a thousand dollars ? 250 dollars a night , times three nights should just be 750 . i ' m sorry sir . the 250 dollar rate is based on double occupancy . that means it ' s 250 per person . the room itself is 500 dollars a night . perhaps i could talk to your manager ?
but your brochure said that this was a package deal and the hotel ' s services were all inclusive . yes , of course . the meals and excursions were included in the hotel price . but why are you overcharging me almost a thousand dollars ? 250 dollars a night , times three nights should just be 750 . i ' m sorry sir . the 250 dollar rate is based on double occupancy . that means it ' s 250 per person . the room itself is 500 dollars a night . perhaps i could talk to your manager ?
but your brochure said that this was a package deal and the hotel ' s services were all inclusive . yes , of course . the meals and excursions were included in the hotel price . but why are you overcharging me almost a thousand dollars ? 250 dollars a night , times three nights should just be 750 . i ' m sorry sir . the 250 dollar rate is based on double occupancy . that means it ' s 250 per person . the room itself is 500 dollars a night . perhaps i could talk to your manager ?
but your brochure said that this was a package deal and the hotel ' s services were all inclusive . yes , of course . the meals and excursions were included in the hotel price . but why are you overcharging me almost a thousand dollars ? 250 dollars a night , times three nights should just be 750 . i ' m sorry sir . the 250 dollar rate is based on double occupancy . that means it ' s 250 per person . the room itself is 500 dollars a night . perhaps i could talk to your manager ?
but your brochure said that this was a package deal and the hotel ' s services were all inclusive . yes , of course . the meals and excursions were included in the hotel price . but why are you overcharging me almost a thousand dollars ? 250 dollars a night , times three nights should just be 750 . i ' m sorry sir . the 250 dollar rate is based on double occupancy . that means it ' s 250 per person . the room itself is 500 dollars a night . perhaps i could talk to your manager ?
but your brochure said that this was a package deal and the hotel ' s services were all inclusive . yes , of course . the meals and excursions were included in the hotel price . but why are you overcharging me almost a thousand dollars ? 250 dollars a night , times three nights should just be 750 . i ' m sorry sir . the 250 dollar rate is based on double occupancy . that means it ' s 250 per person . the room itself is 500 dollars a night . perhaps i could talk to your manager ?
but your brochure said that this was a package deal and the hotel ' s services were all inclusive . yes , of course . the meals and excursions were included in the hotel price . but why are you overcharging me almost a thousand dollars ? 250 dollars a night , times three nights should just be 750 . i ' m sorry sir . the 250 dollar rate is based on double occupancy . that means it ' s 250 per person . the room itself is 500 dollars a night . perhaps i could talk to your manager ?
do you want any meat today , mrs bird ? yes , please . do you want beef or lamb ?
do you want any meat today , mrs bird ? yes , please . do you want beef or lamb ?
do you want any meat today , mrs bird ? yes , please . do you want beef or lamb ?
do you want any meat today , mrs bird ? yes , please . do you want beef or lamb ?
do you want any meat today , mrs bird ? yes , please . do you want beef or lamb ?
do you want any meat today , mrs bird ? yes , please . do you want beef or lamb ?
do you want any meat today , mrs bird ? yes , please . do you want beef or lamb ?
do you want any meat today , mrs bird ? yes , please . do you want beef or lamb ?
do you want any meat today , mrs bird ? yes , please . do you want beef or lamb ?
i have a reservation for a single with bath . we are sorry , but single rooms have been occupied . what 's the room rate ? it is a little expensive for me , do you have any other rooms ? then how about this room , with just shower ? may i see the room ? i ' ll take this room . is the rate for the room only ?
i have a reservation for a single with bath . we are sorry , but single rooms have been occupied . what 's the room rate ? it is a little expensive for me , do you have any other rooms ? then how about this room , with just shower ? may i see the room ? i ' ll take this room . is the rate for the room only ?
i have a reservation for a single with bath . we are sorry , but single rooms have been occupied . what 's the room rate ? it is a little expensive for me , do you have any other rooms ? then how about this room , with just shower ? may i see the room ? i ' ll take this room . is the rate for the room only ?
i have a reservation for a single with bath . we are sorry , but single rooms have been occupied . what 's the room rate ? it is a little expensive for me , do you have any other rooms ? then how about this room , with just shower ? may i see the room ? i ' ll take this room . is the rate for the room only ?
i have a reservation for a single with bath . we are sorry , but single rooms have been occupied . what 's the room rate ? it is a little expensive for me , do you have any other rooms ? then how about this room , with just shower ? may i see the room ? i ' ll take this room . is the rate for the room only ?
i have a reservation for a single with bath . we are sorry , but single rooms have been occupied . what 's the room rate ? it is a little expensive for me , do you have any other rooms ? then how about this room , with just shower ? may i see the room ? i ' ll take this room . is the rate for the room only ?
i have a reservation for a single with bath . we are sorry , but single rooms have been occupied . what 's the room rate ? it is a little expensive for me , do you have any other rooms ? then how about this room , with just shower ? may i see the room ? i ' ll take this room . is the rate for the room only ?
i have a reservation for a single with bath . we are sorry , but single rooms have been occupied . what 's the room rate ? it is a little expensive for me , do you have any other rooms ? then how about this room , with just shower ? may i see the room ? i ' ll take this room . is the rate for the room only ?
i have a reservation for a single with bath . we are sorry , but single rooms have been occupied . what 's the room rate ? it is a little expensive for me , do you have any other rooms ? then how about this room , with just shower ? may i see the room ? i ' ll take this room . is the rate for the room only ?
give me a short haircut . do you know how short you want your hair to be ? i want you to cut it to a few inches long . that 's pretty short . are you sure about this ? i ' ve had this idea for some time now .
give me a short haircut . do you know how short you want your hair to be ? i want you to cut it to a few inches long . that 's pretty short . are you sure about this ? i ' ve had this idea for some time now .
give me a short haircut . do you know how short you want your hair to be ? i want you to cut it to a few inches long . that 's pretty short . are you sure about this ? i ' ve had this idea for some time now .
give me a short haircut . do you know how short you want your hair to be ? i want you to cut it to a few inches long . that 's pretty short . are you sure about this ? i ' ve had this idea for some time now .
give me a short haircut . do you know how short you want your hair to be ? i want you to cut it to a few inches long . that 's pretty short . are you sure about this ? i ' ve had this idea for some time now .
give me a short haircut . do you know how short you want your hair to be ? i want you to cut it to a few inches long . that 's pretty short . are you sure about this ? i ' ve had this idea for some time now .
give me a short haircut . do you know how short you want your hair to be ? i want you to cut it to a few inches long . that 's pretty short . are you sure about this ? i ' ve had this idea for some time now .
give me a short haircut . do you know how short you want your hair to be ? i want you to cut it to a few inches long . that 's pretty short . are you sure about this ? i ' ve had this idea for some time now .
give me a short haircut . do you know how short you want your hair to be ? i want you to cut it to a few inches long . that 's pretty short . are you sure about this ? i ' ve had this idea for some time now .
well , i finished my last final today . the end of all the hard work for my master 's . what a nice feeling to get my degree ! do you want to attend the convocation ? certainly . after years of hard work , i would n't miss it . by the way , where can i find cap and gown ? do you want to have them made or do you want to rent them ?
well , i finished my last final today . the end of all the hard work for my master 's . what a nice feeling to get my degree ! do you want to attend the convocation ? certainly . after years of hard work , i would n't miss it . by the way , where can i find cap and gown ? do you want to have them made or do you want to rent them ?
well , i finished my last final today . the end of all the hard work for my master 's . what a nice feeling to get my degree ! do you want to attend the convocation ? certainly . after years of hard work , i would n't miss it . by the way , where can i find cap and gown ? do you want to have them made or do you want to rent them ?
well , i finished my last final today . the end of all the hard work for my master 's . what a nice feeling to get my degree ! do you want to attend the convocation ? certainly . after years of hard work , i would n't miss it . by the way , where can i find cap and gown ? do you want to have them made or do you want to rent them ?
well , i finished my last final today . the end of all the hard work for my master 's . what a nice feeling to get my degree ! do you want to attend the convocation ? certainly . after years of hard work , i would n't miss it . by the way , where can i find cap and gown ? do you want to have them made or do you want to rent them ?
well , i finished my last final today . the end of all the hard work for my master 's . what a nice feeling to get my degree ! do you want to attend the convocation ? certainly . after years of hard work , i would n't miss it . by the way , where can i find cap and gown ? do you want to have them made or do you want to rent them ?
well , i finished my last final today . the end of all the hard work for my master 's . what a nice feeling to get my degree ! do you want to attend the convocation ? certainly . after years of hard work , i would n't miss it . by the way , where can i find cap and gown ? do you want to have them made or do you want to rent them ?
well , i finished my last final today . the end of all the hard work for my master 's . what a nice feeling to get my degree ! do you want to attend the convocation ? certainly . after years of hard work , i would n't miss it . by the way , where can i find cap and gown ? do you want to have them made or do you want to rent them ?
well , i finished my last final today . the end of all the hard work for my master 's . what a nice feeling to get my degree ! do you want to attend the convocation ? certainly . after years of hard work , i would n't miss it . by the way , where can i find cap and gown ? do you want to have them made or do you want to rent them ?
i ' m terribly sorry , sir , but i ' m afraid it is true . that flight has been canceled . would you like to try to book tomorrow ' s flight ? no way ! i worked very hard so that i could leave on today ' s flight . are there seats on another airline ? it ' s possible . if you would like to book with another airline the line is right over there . you mean the line over there of about 200 people ? ! that ' s the one . it seems that everyone is anxious to get to new york tonight .
i ' m terribly sorry , sir , but i ' m afraid it is true . that flight has been canceled . would you like to try to book tomorrow ' s flight ? no way ! i worked very hard so that i could leave on today ' s flight . are there seats on another airline ? it ' s possible . if you would like to book with another airline the line is right over there . you mean the line over there of about 200 people ? ! that ' s the one . it seems that everyone is anxious to get to new york tonight .
i ' m terribly sorry , sir , but i ' m afraid it is true . that flight has been canceled . would you like to try to book tomorrow ' s flight ? no way ! i worked very hard so that i could leave on today ' s flight . are there seats on another airline ? it ' s possible . if you would like to book with another airline the line is right over there . you mean the line over there of about 200 people ? ! that ' s the one . it seems that everyone is anxious to get to new york tonight .
i ' m terribly sorry , sir , but i ' m afraid it is true . that flight has been canceled . would you like to try to book tomorrow ' s flight ? no way ! i worked very hard so that i could leave on today ' s flight . are there seats on another airline ? it ' s possible . if you would like to book with another airline the line is right over there . you mean the line over there of about 200 people ? ! that ' s the one . it seems that everyone is anxious to get to new york tonight .
i ' m terribly sorry , sir , but i ' m afraid it is true . that flight has been canceled . would you like to try to book tomorrow ' s flight ? no way ! i worked very hard so that i could leave on today ' s flight . are there seats on another airline ? it ' s possible . if you would like to book with another airline the line is right over there . you mean the line over there of about 200 people ? ! that ' s the one . it seems that everyone is anxious to get to new york tonight .
i ' m terribly sorry , sir , but i ' m afraid it is true . that flight has been canceled . would you like to try to book tomorrow ' s flight ? no way ! i worked very hard so that i could leave on today ' s flight . are there seats on another airline ? it ' s possible . if you would like to book with another airline the line is right over there . you mean the line over there of about 200 people ? ! that ' s the one . it seems that everyone is anxious to get to new york tonight .
i ' m terribly sorry , sir , but i ' m afraid it is true . that flight has been canceled . would you like to try to book tomorrow ' s flight ? no way ! i worked very hard so that i could leave on today ' s flight . are there seats on another airline ? it ' s possible . if you would like to book with another airline the line is right over there . you mean the line over there of about 200 people ? ! that ' s the one . it seems that everyone is anxious to get to new york tonight .
i ' m terribly sorry , sir , but i ' m afraid it is true . that flight has been canceled . would you like to try to book tomorrow ' s flight ? no way ! i worked very hard so that i could leave on today ' s flight . are there seats on another airline ? it ' s possible . if you would like to book with another airline the line is right over there . you mean the line over there of about 200 people ? ! that ' s the one . it seems that everyone is anxious to get to new york tonight .
i ' m terribly sorry , sir , but i ' m afraid it is true . that flight has been canceled . would you like to try to book tomorrow ' s flight ? no way ! i worked very hard so that i could leave on today ' s flight . are there seats on another airline ? it ' s possible . if you would like to book with another airline the line is right over there . you mean the line over there of about 200 people ? ! that ' s the one . it seems that everyone is anxious to get to new york tonight .
did you get your bus pass ?
did you get your bus pass ?
did you get your bus pass ?
did you get your bus pass ?
did you get your bus pass ?
did you get your bus pass ?
did you get your bus pass ?
did you get your bus pass ?
did you get your bus pass ?
what 's ron marston like , pauline ? he 's awful ! he telephoned me four times yesterday , and three times the day before yesterday . he telephoned the office yesterday morning and yesterday afternoon . my boss answered the telephone .
what 's ron marston like , pauline ? he 's awful ! he telephoned me four times yesterday , and three times the day before yesterday . he telephoned the office yesterday morning and yesterday afternoon . my boss answered the telephone .
what 's ron marston like , pauline ? he 's awful ! he telephoned me four times yesterday , and three times the day before yesterday . he telephoned the office yesterday morning and yesterday afternoon . my boss answered the telephone .
what 's ron marston like , pauline ? he 's awful ! he telephoned me four times yesterday , and three times the day before yesterday . he telephoned the office yesterday morning and yesterday afternoon . my boss answered the telephone .
what 's ron marston like , pauline ? he 's awful ! he telephoned me four times yesterday , and three times the day before yesterday . he telephoned the office yesterday morning and yesterday afternoon . my boss answered the telephone .
what 's ron marston like , pauline ? he 's awful ! he telephoned me four times yesterday , and three times the day before yesterday . he telephoned the office yesterday morning and yesterday afternoon . my boss answered the telephone .
what 's ron marston like , pauline ? he 's awful ! he telephoned me four times yesterday , and three times the day before yesterday . he telephoned the office yesterday morning and yesterday afternoon . my boss answered the telephone .
what 's ron marston like , pauline ? he 's awful ! he telephoned me four times yesterday , and three times the day before yesterday . he telephoned the office yesterday morning and yesterday afternoon . my boss answered the telephone .
what 's ron marston like , pauline ? he 's awful ! he telephoned me four times yesterday , and three times the day before yesterday . he telephoned the office yesterday morning and yesterday afternoon . my boss answered the telephone .
i love your little lulu dolls.how much for a batch of 6 , 000 ? for a batch of 6 , 000 we would charge two dollars a doll . your total cost would be 12 , 000 . that ' s a little steep for our company.do you offer any discounts ?
i love your little lulu dolls.how much for a batch of 6 , 000 ? for a batch of 6 , 000 we would charge two dollars a doll . your total cost would be 12 , 000 . that ' s a little steep for our company.do you offer any discounts ?
i love your little lulu dolls.how much for a batch of 6 , 000 ? for a batch of 6 , 000 we would charge two dollars a doll . your total cost would be 12 , 000 . that ' s a little steep for our company.do you offer any discounts ?
i love your little lulu dolls.how much for a batch of 6 , 000 ? for a batch of 6 , 000 we would charge two dollars a doll . your total cost would be 12 , 000 . that ' s a little steep for our company.do you offer any discounts ?
i love your little lulu dolls.how much for a batch of 6 , 000 ? for a batch of 6 , 000 we would charge two dollars a doll . your total cost would be 12 , 000 . that ' s a little steep for our company.do you offer any discounts ?
i love your little lulu dolls.how much for a batch of 6 , 000 ? for a batch of 6 , 000 we would charge two dollars a doll . your total cost would be 12 , 000 . that ' s a little steep for our company.do you offer any discounts ?
i love your little lulu dolls.how much for a batch of 6 , 000 ? for a batch of 6 , 000 we would charge two dollars a doll . your total cost would be 12 , 000 . that ' s a little steep for our company.do you offer any discounts ?
i love your little lulu dolls.how much for a batch of 6 , 000 ? for a batch of 6 , 000 we would charge two dollars a doll . your total cost would be 12 , 000 . that ' s a little steep for our company.do you offer any discounts ?
i love your little lulu dolls.how much for a batch of 6 , 000 ? for a batch of 6 , 000 we would charge two dollars a doll . your total cost would be 12 , 000 . that ' s a little steep for our company.do you offer any discounts ?
may i help you ? i would like to check out these books .
may i help you ? i would like to check out these books .
may i help you ? i would like to check out these books .
may i help you ? i would like to check out these books .
may i help you ? i would like to check out these books .
may i help you ? i would like to check out these books .
may i help you ? i would like to check out these books .
may i help you ? i would like to check out these books .
may i help you ? i would like to check out these books .
linda , this is todd calling . todd , i am so happy you called ! linda , i wanted to tell you how much i enjoyed our time together last friday night . boy , todd , that was one great movie you picked out ! thanks for asking me to go with you ! i had a great time too and was thinking that maybe you might want to join me for a hike to the waterfalls on saturday .
linda , this is todd calling . todd , i am so happy you called ! linda , i wanted to tell you how much i enjoyed our time together last friday night . boy , todd , that was one great movie you picked out ! thanks for asking me to go with you ! i had a great time too and was thinking that maybe you might want to join me for a hike to the waterfalls on saturday .
linda , this is todd calling . todd , i am so happy you called ! linda , i wanted to tell you how much i enjoyed our time together last friday night . boy , todd , that was one great movie you picked out ! thanks for asking me to go with you ! i had a great time too and was thinking that maybe you might want to join me for a hike to the waterfalls on saturday .
linda , this is todd calling . todd , i am so happy you called ! linda , i wanted to tell you how much i enjoyed our time together last friday night . boy , todd , that was one great movie you picked out ! thanks for asking me to go with you ! i had a great time too and was thinking that maybe you might want to join me for a hike to the waterfalls on saturday .
linda , this is todd calling . todd , i am so happy you called ! linda , i wanted to tell you how much i enjoyed our time together last friday night . boy , todd , that was one great movie you picked out ! thanks for asking me to go with you ! i had a great time too and was thinking that maybe you might want to join me for a hike to the waterfalls on saturday .
linda , this is todd calling . todd , i am so happy you called ! linda , i wanted to tell you how much i enjoyed our time together last friday night . boy , todd , that was one great movie you picked out ! thanks for asking me to go with you ! i had a great time too and was thinking that maybe you might want to join me for a hike to the waterfalls on saturday .
linda , this is todd calling . todd , i am so happy you called ! linda , i wanted to tell you how much i enjoyed our time together last friday night . boy , todd , that was one great movie you picked out ! thanks for asking me to go with you ! i had a great time too and was thinking that maybe you might want to join me for a hike to the waterfalls on saturday .
linda , this is todd calling . todd , i am so happy you called ! linda , i wanted to tell you how much i enjoyed our time together last friday night . boy , todd , that was one great movie you picked out ! thanks for asking me to go with you ! i had a great time too and was thinking that maybe you might want to join me for a hike to the waterfalls on saturday .
linda , this is todd calling . todd , i am so happy you called ! linda , i wanted to tell you how much i enjoyed our time together last friday night . boy , todd , that was one great movie you picked out ! thanks for asking me to go with you ! i had a great time too and was thinking that maybe you might want to join me for a hike to the waterfalls on saturday .
hello , i am calling about my cable service . what 's the problem ? for the past week my cable has n't been working .
hello , i am calling about my cable service . what 's the problem ? for the past week my cable has n't been working .
hello , i am calling about my cable service . what 's the problem ? for the past week my cable has n't been working .
hello , i am calling about my cable service . what 's the problem ? for the past week my cable has n't been working .
hello , i am calling about my cable service . what 's the problem ? for the past week my cable has n't been working .
hello , i am calling about my cable service . what 's the problem ? for the past week my cable has n't been working .
hello , i am calling about my cable service . what 's the problem ? for the past week my cable has n't been working .
hello , i am calling about my cable service . what 's the problem ? for the past week my cable has n't been working .
hello , i am calling about my cable service . what 's the problem ? for the past week my cable has n't been working .
just plug the ethernet cable into your computer , and a prompt will tell you the payment options . well , i do n't have an ethernet port . my computer runs entirely on wireless service . that 's too bad . but there are several alternatives , if you want to hear them . yes , please ! tell me about the alternatives . we run a fully equipped computer lab on the first floor .
just plug the ethernet cable into your computer , and a prompt will tell you the payment options . well , i do n't have an ethernet port . my computer runs entirely on wireless service . that 's too bad . but there are several alternatives , if you want to hear them . yes , please ! tell me about the alternatives . we run a fully equipped computer lab on the first floor .
just plug the ethernet cable into your computer , and a prompt will tell you the payment options . well , i do n't have an ethernet port . my computer runs entirely on wireless service . that 's too bad . but there are several alternatives , if you want to hear them . yes , please ! tell me about the alternatives . we run a fully equipped computer lab on the first floor .
just plug the ethernet cable into your computer , and a prompt will tell you the payment options . well , i do n't have an ethernet port . my computer runs entirely on wireless service . that 's too bad . but there are several alternatives , if you want to hear them . yes , please ! tell me about the alternatives . we run a fully equipped computer lab on the first floor .
just plug the ethernet cable into your computer , and a prompt will tell you the payment options . well , i do n't have an ethernet port . my computer runs entirely on wireless service . that 's too bad . but there are several alternatives , if you want to hear them . yes , please ! tell me about the alternatives . we run a fully equipped computer lab on the first floor .
just plug the ethernet cable into your computer , and a prompt will tell you the payment options . well , i do n't have an ethernet port . my computer runs entirely on wireless service . that 's too bad . but there are several alternatives , if you want to hear them . yes , please ! tell me about the alternatives . we run a fully equipped computer lab on the first floor .
just plug the ethernet cable into your computer , and a prompt will tell you the payment options . well , i do n't have an ethernet port . my computer runs entirely on wireless service . that 's too bad . but there are several alternatives , if you want to hear them . yes , please ! tell me about the alternatives . we run a fully equipped computer lab on the first floor .
just plug the ethernet cable into your computer , and a prompt will tell you the payment options . well , i do n't have an ethernet port . my computer runs entirely on wireless service . that 's too bad . but there are several alternatives , if you want to hear them . yes , please ! tell me about the alternatives . we run a fully equipped computer lab on the first floor .
just plug the ethernet cable into your computer , and a prompt will tell you the payment options . well , i do n't have an ethernet port . my computer runs entirely on wireless service . that 's too bad . but there are several alternatives , if you want to hear them . yes , please ! tell me about the alternatives . we run a fully equipped computer lab on the first floor .
small world , is n't it ? indeed , it is . i never imagined meeting you here .
small world , is n't it ? indeed , it is . i never imagined meeting you here .
small world , is n't it ? indeed , it is . i never imagined meeting you here .
small world , is n't it ? indeed , it is . i never imagined meeting you here .
small world , is n't it ? indeed , it is . i never imagined meeting you here .
small world , is n't it ? indeed , it is . i never imagined meeting you here .
small world , is n't it ? indeed , it is . i never imagined meeting you here .
small world , is n't it ? indeed , it is . i never imagined meeting you here .
small world , is n't it ? indeed , it is . i never imagined meeting you here .
do you miss your old co workers ? of course . i spent so much time at my old workplace that i got to know them all very well . they were like family to me . do people in different departments get along with each other ? sure . since we work together in teams , we have to get along with each other . do you like working in teams with people from different departments ?
do you miss your old co workers ? of course . i spent so much time at my old workplace that i got to know them all very well . they were like family to me . do people in different departments get along with each other ? sure . since we work together in teams , we have to get along with each other . do you like working in teams with people from different departments ?
do you miss your old co workers ? of course . i spent so much time at my old workplace that i got to know them all very well . they were like family to me . do people in different departments get along with each other ? sure . since we work together in teams , we have to get along with each other . do you like working in teams with people from different departments ?
do you miss your old co workers ? of course . i spent so much time at my old workplace that i got to know them all very well . they were like family to me . do people in different departments get along with each other ? sure . since we work together in teams , we have to get along with each other . do you like working in teams with people from different departments ?
do you miss your old co workers ? of course . i spent so much time at my old workplace that i got to know them all very well . they were like family to me . do people in different departments get along with each other ? sure . since we work together in teams , we have to get along with each other . do you like working in teams with people from different departments ?
do you miss your old co workers ? of course . i spent so much time at my old workplace that i got to know them all very well . they were like family to me . do people in different departments get along with each other ? sure . since we work together in teams , we have to get along with each other . do you like working in teams with people from different departments ?
do you miss your old co workers ? of course . i spent so much time at my old workplace that i got to know them all very well . they were like family to me . do people in different departments get along with each other ? sure . since we work together in teams , we have to get along with each other . do you like working in teams with people from different departments ?
do you miss your old co workers ? of course . i spent so much time at my old workplace that i got to know them all very well . they were like family to me . do people in different departments get along with each other ? sure . since we work together in teams , we have to get along with each other . do you like working in teams with people from different departments ?
do you miss your old co workers ? of course . i spent so much time at my old workplace that i got to know them all very well . they were like family to me . do people in different departments get along with each other ? sure . since we work together in teams , we have to get along with each other . do you like working in teams with people from different departments ?
i do n't know . you said this was the right stop . i think i was wrong . did we get off the bus too early ? i do n't know it kind of looks like we did .
i do n't know . you said this was the right stop . i think i was wrong . did we get off the bus too early ? i do n't know it kind of looks like we did .
i do n't know . you said this was the right stop . i think i was wrong . did we get off the bus too early ? i do n't know it kind of looks like we did .
i do n't know . you said this was the right stop . i think i was wrong . did we get off the bus too early ? i do n't know it kind of looks like we did .
i do n't know . you said this was the right stop . i think i was wrong . did we get off the bus too early ? i do n't know it kind of looks like we did .
i do n't know . you said this was the right stop . i think i was wrong . did we get off the bus too early ? i do n't know it kind of looks like we did .
i do n't know . you said this was the right stop . i think i was wrong . did we get off the bus too early ? i do n't know it kind of looks like we did .
i do n't know . you said this was the right stop . i think i was wrong . did we get off the bus too early ? i do n't know it kind of looks like we did .
i do n't know . you said this was the right stop . i think i was wrong . did we get off the bus too early ? i do n't know it kind of looks like we did .
which kind of internet connection do you want to get ? what kind can i get ? there is dial up or del . which one do you feel is best ? i would get del if i were you .
which kind of internet connection do you want to get ? what kind can i get ? there is dial up or del . which one do you feel is best ? i would get del if i were you .
which kind of internet connection do you want to get ? what kind can i get ? there is dial up or del . which one do you feel is best ? i would get del if i were you .
which kind of internet connection do you want to get ? what kind can i get ? there is dial up or del . which one do you feel is best ? i would get del if i were you .
which kind of internet connection do you want to get ? what kind can i get ? there is dial up or del . which one do you feel is best ? i would get del if i were you .
which kind of internet connection do you want to get ? what kind can i get ? there is dial up or del . which one do you feel is best ? i would get del if i were you .
which kind of internet connection do you want to get ? what kind can i get ? there is dial up or del . which one do you feel is best ? i would get del if i were you .
which kind of internet connection do you want to get ? what kind can i get ? there is dial up or del . which one do you feel is best ? i would get del if i were you .
which kind of internet connection do you want to get ? what kind can i get ? there is dial up or del . which one do you feel is best ? i would get del if i were you .
can i help you , sir ? hello , may i make an appointment for sometime early this afternoon ? i 'm sorry . all the appointments are filled . oh , what a pity . i 'd like to see the doctor as soon as possible . i have a sharp pain in my chest . let me see ... perhaps i could fit you in at five thirty .
can i help you , sir ? hello , may i make an appointment for sometime early this afternoon ? i 'm sorry . all the appointments are filled . oh , what a pity . i 'd like to see the doctor as soon as possible . i have a sharp pain in my chest . let me see ... perhaps i could fit you in at five thirty .
can i help you , sir ? hello , may i make an appointment for sometime early this afternoon ? i 'm sorry . all the appointments are filled . oh , what a pity . i 'd like to see the doctor as soon as possible . i have a sharp pain in my chest . let me see ... perhaps i could fit you in at five thirty .
can i help you , sir ? hello , may i make an appointment for sometime early this afternoon ? i 'm sorry . all the appointments are filled . oh , what a pity . i 'd like to see the doctor as soon as possible . i have a sharp pain in my chest . let me see ... perhaps i could fit you in at five thirty .
can i help you , sir ? hello , may i make an appointment for sometime early this afternoon ? i 'm sorry . all the appointments are filled . oh , what a pity . i 'd like to see the doctor as soon as possible . i have a sharp pain in my chest . let me see ... perhaps i could fit you in at five thirty .
can i help you , sir ? hello , may i make an appointment for sometime early this afternoon ? i 'm sorry . all the appointments are filled . oh , what a pity . i 'd like to see the doctor as soon as possible . i have a sharp pain in my chest . let me see ... perhaps i could fit you in at five thirty .
can i help you , sir ? hello , may i make an appointment for sometime early this afternoon ? i 'm sorry . all the appointments are filled . oh , what a pity . i 'd like to see the doctor as soon as possible . i have a sharp pain in my chest . let me see ... perhaps i could fit you in at five thirty .
can i help you , sir ? hello , may i make an appointment for sometime early this afternoon ? i 'm sorry . all the appointments are filled . oh , what a pity . i 'd like to see the doctor as soon as possible . i have a sharp pain in my chest . let me see ... perhaps i could fit you in at five thirty .
can i help you , sir ? hello , may i make an appointment for sometime early this afternoon ? i 'm sorry . all the appointments are filled . oh , what a pity . i 'd like to see the doctor as soon as possible . i have a sharp pain in my chest . let me see ... perhaps i could fit you in at five thirty .
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you need it to pay your fine . why ca n't i just give you the money for the fine ? because , i need to see a photo i d in order to verify who you are . okay , i think i understand . all right , come back and bring your i d .
you need it to pay your fine . why ca n't i just give you the money for the fine ? because , i need to see a photo i d in order to verify who you are . okay , i think i understand . all right , come back and bring your i d .
you need it to pay your fine . why ca n't i just give you the money for the fine ? because , i need to see a photo i d in order to verify who you are . okay , i think i understand . all right , come back and bring your i d .
you need it to pay your fine . why ca n't i just give you the money for the fine ? because , i need to see a photo i d in order to verify who you are . okay , i think i understand . all right , come back and bring your i d .
you need it to pay your fine . why ca n't i just give you the money for the fine ? because , i need to see a photo i d in order to verify who you are . okay , i think i understand . all right , come back and bring your i d .
you need it to pay your fine . why ca n't i just give you the money for the fine ? because , i need to see a photo i d in order to verify who you are . okay , i think i understand . all right , come back and bring your i d .
excuse me . i was wondering how to order office supplies . we have a requisition form on the company web site . what type of supplies do you need ? i need paper , ink cartridges , and paper clips . how quickly will you need your supplies ? i need all of my supplies right away .
excuse me . i was wondering how to order office supplies . we have a requisition form on the company web site . what type of supplies do you need ? i need paper , ink cartridges , and paper clips . how quickly will you need your supplies ? i need all of my supplies right away .
excuse me . i was wondering how to order office supplies . we have a requisition form on the company web site . what type of supplies do you need ? i need paper , ink cartridges , and paper clips . how quickly will you need your supplies ? i need all of my supplies right away .
excuse me . i was wondering how to order office supplies . we have a requisition form on the company web site . what type of supplies do you need ? i need paper , ink cartridges , and paper clips . how quickly will you need your supplies ? i need all of my supplies right away .
excuse me . i was wondering how to order office supplies . we have a requisition form on the company web site . what type of supplies do you need ? i need paper , ink cartridges , and paper clips . how quickly will you need your supplies ? i need all of my supplies right away .
excuse me . i was wondering how to order office supplies . we have a requisition form on the company web site . what type of supplies do you need ? i need paper , ink cartridges , and paper clips . how quickly will you need your supplies ? i need all of my supplies right away .
excuse me . i was wondering how to order office supplies . we have a requisition form on the company web site . what type of supplies do you need ? i need paper , ink cartridges , and paper clips . how quickly will you need your supplies ? i need all of my supplies right away .
excuse me . i was wondering how to order office supplies . we have a requisition form on the company web site . what type of supplies do you need ? i need paper , ink cartridges , and paper clips . how quickly will you need your supplies ? i need all of my supplies right away .
excuse me . i was wondering how to order office supplies . we have a requisition form on the company web site . what type of supplies do you need ? i need paper , ink cartridges , and paper clips . how quickly will you need your supplies ? i need all of my supplies right away .
what a beautiful home ! you ' ll notice that the window treatments , carpeting , and drapes are all new . i like the way the blinds give you privacy from the street . follow me into the kitchen . you will love it . i love that they put a wine storage area in the kitchen .
what a beautiful home ! you ' ll notice that the window treatments , carpeting , and drapes are all new . i like the way the blinds give you privacy from the street . follow me into the kitchen . you will love it . i love that they put a wine storage area in the kitchen .
what a beautiful home ! you ' ll notice that the window treatments , carpeting , and drapes are all new . i like the way the blinds give you privacy from the street . follow me into the kitchen . you will love it . i love that they put a wine storage area in the kitchen .
what a beautiful home ! you ' ll notice that the window treatments , carpeting , and drapes are all new . i like the way the blinds give you privacy from the street . follow me into the kitchen . you will love it . i love that they put a wine storage area in the kitchen .
what a beautiful home ! you ' ll notice that the window treatments , carpeting , and drapes are all new . i like the way the blinds give you privacy from the street . follow me into the kitchen . you will love it . i love that they put a wine storage area in the kitchen .
what a beautiful home ! you ' ll notice that the window treatments , carpeting , and drapes are all new . i like the way the blinds give you privacy from the street . follow me into the kitchen . you will love it . i love that they put a wine storage area in the kitchen .
what a beautiful home ! you ' ll notice that the window treatments , carpeting , and drapes are all new . i like the way the blinds give you privacy from the street . follow me into the kitchen . you will love it . i love that they put a wine storage area in the kitchen .
what a beautiful home ! you ' ll notice that the window treatments , carpeting , and drapes are all new . i like the way the blinds give you privacy from the street . follow me into the kitchen . you will love it . i love that they put a wine storage area in the kitchen .
what a beautiful home ! you ' ll notice that the window treatments , carpeting , and drapes are all new . i like the way the blinds give you privacy from the street . follow me into the kitchen . you will love it . i love that they put a wine storage area in the kitchen .
i would like to make an appointment for a project meeting . of course , i have monday or tuesday available . what day would be best for you ? i would like to meet on monday .
i would like to make an appointment for a project meeting . of course , i have monday or tuesday available . what day would be best for you ? i would like to meet on monday .
i would like to make an appointment for a project meeting . of course , i have monday or tuesday available . what day would be best for you ? i would like to meet on monday .
i would like to make an appointment for a project meeting . of course , i have monday or tuesday available . what day would be best for you ? i would like to meet on monday .
i would like to make an appointment for a project meeting . of course , i have monday or tuesday available . what day would be best for you ? i would like to meet on monday .
i would like to make an appointment for a project meeting . of course , i have monday or tuesday available . what day would be best for you ? i would like to meet on monday .
i would like to make an appointment for a project meeting . of course , i have monday or tuesday available . what day would be best for you ? i would like to meet on monday .
i would like to make an appointment for a project meeting . of course , i have monday or tuesday available . what day would be best for you ? i would like to meet on monday .
i would like to make an appointment for a project meeting . of course , i have monday or tuesday available . what day would be best for you ? i would like to meet on monday .
i did n't see the crash itself , but i did see the smoke and everything afterwards from my parents ' apartment building . that must have been horrible . did you go out at all that day to see what was going on ? no , we decided to stay in our apartment . with all the buses out of service and the underground trains at a halt , many people had no choice but to walk home . it was utter chaos . did you know anyone who worked in the world trade center ? yes , my uncle 's firm had an office in one of the towers .
i did n't see the crash itself , but i did see the smoke and everything afterwards from my parents ' apartment building . that must have been horrible . did you go out at all that day to see what was going on ? no , we decided to stay in our apartment . with all the buses out of service and the underground trains at a halt , many people had no choice but to walk home . it was utter chaos . did you know anyone who worked in the world trade center ? yes , my uncle 's firm had an office in one of the towers .
i did n't see the crash itself , but i did see the smoke and everything afterwards from my parents ' apartment building . that must have been horrible . did you go out at all that day to see what was going on ? no , we decided to stay in our apartment . with all the buses out of service and the underground trains at a halt , many people had no choice but to walk home . it was utter chaos . did you know anyone who worked in the world trade center ? yes , my uncle 's firm had an office in one of the towers .
i did n't see the crash itself , but i did see the smoke and everything afterwards from my parents ' apartment building . that must have been horrible . did you go out at all that day to see what was going on ? no , we decided to stay in our apartment . with all the buses out of service and the underground trains at a halt , many people had no choice but to walk home . it was utter chaos . did you know anyone who worked in the world trade center ? yes , my uncle 's firm had an office in one of the towers .
i did n't see the crash itself , but i did see the smoke and everything afterwards from my parents ' apartment building . that must have been horrible . did you go out at all that day to see what was going on ? no , we decided to stay in our apartment . with all the buses out of service and the underground trains at a halt , many people had no choice but to walk home . it was utter chaos . did you know anyone who worked in the world trade center ? yes , my uncle 's firm had an office in one of the towers .
i did n't see the crash itself , but i did see the smoke and everything afterwards from my parents ' apartment building . that must have been horrible . did you go out at all that day to see what was going on ? no , we decided to stay in our apartment . with all the buses out of service and the underground trains at a halt , many people had no choice but to walk home . it was utter chaos . did you know anyone who worked in the world trade center ? yes , my uncle 's firm had an office in one of the towers .
i did n't see the crash itself , but i did see the smoke and everything afterwards from my parents ' apartment building . that must have been horrible . did you go out at all that day to see what was going on ? no , we decided to stay in our apartment . with all the buses out of service and the underground trains at a halt , many people had no choice but to walk home . it was utter chaos . did you know anyone who worked in the world trade center ? yes , my uncle 's firm had an office in one of the towers .
i did n't see the crash itself , but i did see the smoke and everything afterwards from my parents ' apartment building . that must have been horrible . did you go out at all that day to see what was going on ? no , we decided to stay in our apartment . with all the buses out of service and the underground trains at a halt , many people had no choice but to walk home . it was utter chaos . did you know anyone who worked in the world trade center ? yes , my uncle 's firm had an office in one of the towers .
i did n't see the crash itself , but i did see the smoke and everything afterwards from my parents ' apartment building . that must have been horrible . did you go out at all that day to see what was going on ? no , we decided to stay in our apartment . with all the buses out of service and the underground trains at a halt , many people had no choice but to walk home . it was utter chaos . did you know anyone who worked in the world trade center ? yes , my uncle 's firm had an office in one of the towers .
hello , this is shogun restaurant . hello , i need to make a dinner reservation .
hello , this is shogun restaurant . hello , i need to make a dinner reservation .
hello , this is shogun restaurant . hello , i need to make a dinner reservation .
hello , this is shogun restaurant . hello , i need to make a dinner reservation .
hello , this is shogun restaurant . hello , i need to make a dinner reservation .
hello , this is shogun restaurant . hello , i need to make a dinner reservation .
hello , this is shogun restaurant . hello , i need to make a dinner reservation .
hello , this is shogun restaurant . hello , i need to make a dinner reservation .
hello , this is shogun restaurant . hello , i need to make a dinner reservation .
what happened today on the freeway ? you do n't know what happened ?
what happened today on the freeway ? you do n't know what happened ?
what happened today on the freeway ? you do n't know what happened ?
what happened today on the freeway ? you do n't know what happened ?
what happened today on the freeway ? you do n't know what happened ?
what happened today on the freeway ? you do n't know what happened ?
what happened today on the freeway ? you do n't know what happened ?
what happened today on the freeway ? you do n't know what happened ?
what happened today on the freeway ? you do n't know what happened ?
i was just wondering if many chinese people take their leftover food home from a restaurant . in most cities in china , doggie bags are quite uncommon . what happen to all the leftover food ? it usually goes to the dump . that seems like an awful waste ! why do n't people order fewer dishes so that they do n't have to throw so much away at the end of the meal ?
i was just wondering if many chinese people take their leftover food home from a restaurant . in most cities in china , doggie bags are quite uncommon . what happen to all the leftover food ? it usually goes to the dump . that seems like an awful waste ! why do n't people order fewer dishes so that they do n't have to throw so much away at the end of the meal ?
i was just wondering if many chinese people take their leftover food home from a restaurant . in most cities in china , doggie bags are quite uncommon . what happen to all the leftover food ? it usually goes to the dump . that seems like an awful waste ! why do n't people order fewer dishes so that they do n't have to throw so much away at the end of the meal ?
i was just wondering if many chinese people take their leftover food home from a restaurant . in most cities in china , doggie bags are quite uncommon . what happen to all the leftover food ? it usually goes to the dump . that seems like an awful waste ! why do n't people order fewer dishes so that they do n't have to throw so much away at the end of the meal ?
i was just wondering if many chinese people take their leftover food home from a restaurant . in most cities in china , doggie bags are quite uncommon . what happen to all the leftover food ? it usually goes to the dump . that seems like an awful waste ! why do n't people order fewer dishes so that they do n't have to throw so much away at the end of the meal ?
i was just wondering if many chinese people take their leftover food home from a restaurant . in most cities in china , doggie bags are quite uncommon . what happen to all the leftover food ? it usually goes to the dump . that seems like an awful waste ! why do n't people order fewer dishes so that they do n't have to throw so much away at the end of the meal ?
i was just wondering if many chinese people take their leftover food home from a restaurant . in most cities in china , doggie bags are quite uncommon . what happen to all the leftover food ? it usually goes to the dump . that seems like an awful waste ! why do n't people order fewer dishes so that they do n't have to throw so much away at the end of the meal ?
i was just wondering if many chinese people take their leftover food home from a restaurant . in most cities in china , doggie bags are quite uncommon . what happen to all the leftover food ? it usually goes to the dump . that seems like an awful waste ! why do n't people order fewer dishes so that they do n't have to throw so much away at the end of the meal ?
i was just wondering if many chinese people take their leftover food home from a restaurant . in most cities in china , doggie bags are quite uncommon . what happen to all the leftover food ? it usually goes to the dump . that seems like an awful waste ! why do n't people order fewer dishes so that they do n't have to throw so much away at the end of the meal ?
i need to get on another bus , but i have no more money . where 'd the rest of your money for the bus go ? i spent it on a bag of chips . well , that was an intelligent thing to do .
i need to get on another bus , but i have no more money . where 'd the rest of your money for the bus go ? i spent it on a bag of chips . well , that was an intelligent thing to do .
i need to get on another bus , but i have no more money . where 'd the rest of your money for the bus go ? i spent it on a bag of chips . well , that was an intelligent thing to do .
i need to get on another bus , but i have no more money . where 'd the rest of your money for the bus go ? i spent it on a bag of chips . well , that was an intelligent thing to do .
i need to get on another bus , but i have no more money . where 'd the rest of your money for the bus go ? i spent it on a bag of chips . well , that was an intelligent thing to do .
i need to get on another bus , but i have no more money . where 'd the rest of your money for the bus go ? i spent it on a bag of chips . well , that was an intelligent thing to do .
i need to get on another bus , but i have no more money . where 'd the rest of your money for the bus go ? i spent it on a bag of chips . well , that was an intelligent thing to do .
i need to get on another bus , but i have no more money . where 'd the rest of your money for the bus go ? i spent it on a bag of chips . well , that was an intelligent thing to do .
i need to get on another bus , but i have no more money . where 'd the rest of your money for the bus go ? i spent it on a bag of chips . well , that was an intelligent thing to do .
i liked physics . it ' s all math , really . arcs , curves , velocity , cool stuff . yeah , yeah , but today ' s lesson was all about the creation of the universe . a physics class about the creation of the universe ? that ' s some pretty unscientific language there . sounds more religious to me . it ' s all religion . take the theory of the big bang.how is it possible that all of the stuff in the universe comes from an explosion ? that ' s no better than atlas carrying turtles ? whatever ... look , all that ' s required for the creation of matter an imbalance of particles and anti particles . at least , that ' s what the math says .
i liked physics . it ' s all math , really . arcs , curves , velocity , cool stuff . yeah , yeah , but today ' s lesson was all about the creation of the universe . a physics class about the creation of the universe ? that ' s some pretty unscientific language there . sounds more religious to me . it ' s all religion . take the theory of the big bang.how is it possible that all of the stuff in the universe comes from an explosion ? that ' s no better than atlas carrying turtles ? whatever ... look , all that ' s required for the creation of matter an imbalance of particles and anti particles . at least , that ' s what the math says .
i liked physics . it ' s all math , really . arcs , curves , velocity , cool stuff . yeah , yeah , but today ' s lesson was all about the creation of the universe . a physics class about the creation of the universe ? that ' s some pretty unscientific language there . sounds more religious to me . it ' s all religion . take the theory of the big bang.how is it possible that all of the stuff in the universe comes from an explosion ? that ' s no better than atlas carrying turtles ? whatever ... look , all that ' s required for the creation of matter an imbalance of particles and anti particles . at least , that ' s what the math says .
i liked physics . it ' s all math , really . arcs , curves , velocity , cool stuff . yeah , yeah , but today ' s lesson was all about the creation of the universe . a physics class about the creation of the universe ? that ' s some pretty unscientific language there . sounds more religious to me . it ' s all religion . take the theory of the big bang.how is it possible that all of the stuff in the universe comes from an explosion ? that ' s no better than atlas carrying turtles ? whatever ... look , all that ' s required for the creation of matter an imbalance of particles and anti particles . at least , that ' s what the math says .
i liked physics . it ' s all math , really . arcs , curves , velocity , cool stuff . yeah , yeah , but today ' s lesson was all about the creation of the universe . a physics class about the creation of the universe ? that ' s some pretty unscientific language there . sounds more religious to me . it ' s all religion . take the theory of the big bang.how is it possible that all of the stuff in the universe comes from an explosion ? that ' s no better than atlas carrying turtles ? whatever ... look , all that ' s required for the creation of matter an imbalance of particles and anti particles . at least , that ' s what the math says .
i liked physics . it ' s all math , really . arcs , curves , velocity , cool stuff . yeah , yeah , but today ' s lesson was all about the creation of the universe . a physics class about the creation of the universe ? that ' s some pretty unscientific language there . sounds more religious to me . it ' s all religion . take the theory of the big bang.how is it possible that all of the stuff in the universe comes from an explosion ? that ' s no better than atlas carrying turtles ? whatever ... look , all that ' s required for the creation of matter an imbalance of particles and anti particles . at least , that ' s what the math says .
i liked physics . it ' s all math , really . arcs , curves , velocity , cool stuff . yeah , yeah , but today ' s lesson was all about the creation of the universe . a physics class about the creation of the universe ? that ' s some pretty unscientific language there . sounds more religious to me . it ' s all religion . take the theory of the big bang.how is it possible that all of the stuff in the universe comes from an explosion ? that ' s no better than atlas carrying turtles ? whatever ... look , all that ' s required for the creation of matter an imbalance of particles and anti particles . at least , that ' s what the math says .
i liked physics . it ' s all math , really . arcs , curves , velocity , cool stuff . yeah , yeah , but today ' s lesson was all about the creation of the universe . a physics class about the creation of the universe ? that ' s some pretty unscientific language there . sounds more religious to me . it ' s all religion . take the theory of the big bang.how is it possible that all of the stuff in the universe comes from an explosion ? that ' s no better than atlas carrying turtles ? whatever ... look , all that ' s required for the creation of matter an imbalance of particles and anti particles . at least , that ' s what the math says .
i liked physics . it ' s all math , really . arcs , curves , velocity , cool stuff . yeah , yeah , but today ' s lesson was all about the creation of the universe . a physics class about the creation of the universe ? that ' s some pretty unscientific language there . sounds more religious to me . it ' s all religion . take the theory of the big bang.how is it possible that all of the stuff in the universe comes from an explosion ? that ' s no better than atlas carrying turtles ? whatever ... look , all that ' s required for the creation of matter an imbalance of particles and anti particles . at least , that ' s what the math says .
i can drink ten cups in fifteen minutes . i ' m sure .
i can drink ten cups in fifteen minutes . i ' m sure .
i can drink ten cups in fifteen minutes . i ' m sure .
i can drink ten cups in fifteen minutes . i ' m sure .
i can drink ten cups in fifteen minutes . i ' m sure .
i can drink ten cups in fifteen minutes . i ' m sure .
i can drink ten cups in fifteen minutes . i ' m sure .
i can drink ten cups in fifteen minutes . i ' m sure .
i can drink ten cups in fifteen minutes . i ' m sure .
you can get del or dial up . which of those two is best ? i would recommend del . so that one better ? it 's better because it does n't tie up the phone .
you can get del or dial up . which of those two is best ? i would recommend del . so that one better ? it 's better because it does n't tie up the phone .
you can get del or dial up . which of those two is best ? i would recommend del . so that one better ? it 's better because it does n't tie up the phone .
you can get del or dial up . which of those two is best ? i would recommend del . so that one better ? it 's better because it does n't tie up the phone .
you can get del or dial up . which of those two is best ? i would recommend del . so that one better ? it 's better because it does n't tie up the phone .
you can get del or dial up . which of those two is best ? i would recommend del . so that one better ? it 's better because it does n't tie up the phone .
you can get del or dial up . which of those two is best ? i would recommend del . so that one better ? it 's better because it does n't tie up the phone .
you can get del or dial up . which of those two is best ? i would recommend del . so that one better ? it 's better because it does n't tie up the phone .
you can get del or dial up . which of those two is best ? i would recommend del . so that one better ? it 's better because it does n't tie up the phone .
hi , betty.what ' s up ? nothing special . how about you ? are you used to the life here in the states ?
hi , betty.what ' s up ? nothing special . how about you ? are you used to the life here in the states ?
hi , betty.what ' s up ? nothing special . how about you ? are you used to the life here in the states ?
hi , betty.what ' s up ? nothing special . how about you ? are you used to the life here in the states ?
hi , betty.what ' s up ? nothing special . how about you ? are you used to the life here in the states ?
hi , betty.what ' s up ? nothing special . how about you ? are you used to the life here in the states ?
hi , betty.what ' s up ? nothing special . how about you ? are you used to the life here in the states ?
hi , betty.what ' s up ? nothing special . how about you ? are you used to the life here in the states ?
hi , betty.what ' s up ? nothing special . how about you ? are you used to the life here in the states ?
i have a little problem with room 507 . what exactly seems to be the problem , mr . sandals ? i found cockroaches in my room .
i have a little problem with room 507 . what exactly seems to be the problem , mr . sandals ? i found cockroaches in my room .
i have a little problem with room 507 . what exactly seems to be the problem , mr . sandals ? i found cockroaches in my room .
i have a little problem with room 507 . what exactly seems to be the problem , mr . sandals ? i found cockroaches in my room .
i have a little problem with room 507 . what exactly seems to be the problem , mr . sandals ? i found cockroaches in my room .
i have a little problem with room 507 . what exactly seems to be the problem , mr . sandals ? i found cockroaches in my room .
i have a little problem with room 507 . what exactly seems to be the problem , mr . sandals ? i found cockroaches in my room .
i have a little problem with room 507 . what exactly seems to be the problem , mr . sandals ? i found cockroaches in my room .
i have a little problem with room 507 . what exactly seems to be the problem , mr . sandals ? i found cockroaches in my room .
excuse me , can you help me ? i would like to change rooms if possible , i couldn ' t sleep at all last night , because the people in the room next to mine were making a i am so sorry to hear that sir , let me check and see what is available , what room are you in now ? i ' m on the 6th floor , room 698 , i ' v had many problems with that room , just this morning , i called someone up to fix the light fixture in the bathroom , it
excuse me , can you help me ? i would like to change rooms if possible , i couldn ' t sleep at all last night , because the people in the room next to mine were making a i am so sorry to hear that sir , let me check and see what is available , what room are you in now ? i ' m on the 6th floor , room 698 , i ' v had many problems with that room , just this morning , i called someone up to fix the light fixture in the bathroom , it
excuse me , can you help me ? i would like to change rooms if possible , i couldn ' t sleep at all last night , because the people in the room next to mine were making a i am so sorry to hear that sir , let me check and see what is available , what room are you in now ? i ' m on the 6th floor , room 698 , i ' v had many problems with that room , just this morning , i called someone up to fix the light fixture in the bathroom , it
excuse me , can you help me ? i would like to change rooms if possible , i couldn ' t sleep at all last night , because the people in the room next to mine were making a i am so sorry to hear that sir , let me check and see what is available , what room are you in now ? i ' m on the 6th floor , room 698 , i ' v had many problems with that room , just this morning , i called someone up to fix the light fixture in the bathroom , it
excuse me , can you help me ? i would like to change rooms if possible , i couldn ' t sleep at all last night , because the people in the room next to mine were making a i am so sorry to hear that sir , let me check and see what is available , what room are you in now ? i ' m on the 6th floor , room 698 , i ' v had many problems with that room , just this morning , i called someone up to fix the light fixture in the bathroom , it
excuse me , can you help me ? i would like to change rooms if possible , i couldn ' t sleep at all last night , because the people in the room next to mine were making a i am so sorry to hear that sir , let me check and see what is available , what room are you in now ? i ' m on the 6th floor , room 698 , i ' v had many problems with that room , just this morning , i called someone up to fix the light fixture in the bathroom , it
excuse me , can you help me ? i would like to change rooms if possible , i couldn ' t sleep at all last night , because the people in the room next to mine were making a i am so sorry to hear that sir , let me check and see what is available , what room are you in now ? i ' m on the 6th floor , room 698 , i ' v had many problems with that room , just this morning , i called someone up to fix the light fixture in the bathroom , it
excuse me , can you help me ? i would like to change rooms if possible , i couldn ' t sleep at all last night , because the people in the room next to mine were making a i am so sorry to hear that sir , let me check and see what is available , what room are you in now ? i ' m on the 6th floor , room 698 , i ' v had many problems with that room , just this morning , i called someone up to fix the light fixture in the bathroom , it
excuse me , can you help me ? i would like to change rooms if possible , i couldn ' t sleep at all last night , because the people in the room next to mine were making a i am so sorry to hear that sir , let me check and see what is available , what room are you in now ? i ' m on the 6th floor , room 698 , i ' v had many problems with that room , just this morning , i called someone up to fix the light fixture in the bathroom , it
pardon me . does your hotel have a fitness facility ? yes , sir . we try to anticipate all our guests ' needs , including fitness . great ! where is it ?
pardon me . does your hotel have a fitness facility ? yes , sir . we try to anticipate all our guests ' needs , including fitness . great ! where is it ?
pardon me . does your hotel have a fitness facility ? yes , sir . we try to anticipate all our guests ' needs , including fitness . great ! where is it ?
pardon me . does your hotel have a fitness facility ? yes , sir . we try to anticipate all our guests ' needs , including fitness . great ! where is it ?
pardon me . does your hotel have a fitness facility ? yes , sir . we try to anticipate all our guests ' needs , including fitness . great ! where is it ?
pardon me . does your hotel have a fitness facility ? yes , sir . we try to anticipate all our guests ' needs , including fitness . great ! where is it ?
pardon me . does your hotel have a fitness facility ? yes , sir . we try to anticipate all our guests ' needs , including fitness . great ! where is it ?
pardon me . does your hotel have a fitness facility ? yes , sir . we try to anticipate all our guests ' needs , including fitness . great ! where is it ?
pardon me . does your hotel have a fitness facility ? yes , sir . we try to anticipate all our guests ' needs , including fitness . great ! where is it ?
i have never done this before and don ' t know where to begin as far as making an offer on this house . leave the details of making the offer up to me . what were you thinking you should offer ?
i have never done this before and don ' t know where to begin as far as making an offer on this house . leave the details of making the offer up to me . what were you thinking you should offer ?
i have never done this before and don ' t know where to begin as far as making an offer on this house . leave the details of making the offer up to me . what were you thinking you should offer ?
i have never done this before and don ' t know where to begin as far as making an offer on this house . leave the details of making the offer up to me . what were you thinking you should offer ?
i have never done this before and don ' t know where to begin as far as making an offer on this house . leave the details of making the offer up to me . what were you thinking you should offer ?
i have never done this before and don ' t know where to begin as far as making an offer on this house . leave the details of making the offer up to me . what were you thinking you should offer ?
i have never done this before and don ' t know where to begin as far as making an offer on this house . leave the details of making the offer up to me . what were you thinking you should offer ?
i have never done this before and don ' t know where to begin as far as making an offer on this house . leave the details of making the offer up to me . what were you thinking you should offer ?
i have never done this before and don ' t know where to begin as far as making an offer on this house . leave the details of making the offer up to me . what were you thinking you should offer ?
my throat is really dry . do you want to go get something to drink ? yes , i 'm parched . what did you want to drink ?
my throat is really dry . do you want to go get something to drink ? yes , i 'm parched . what did you want to drink ?
my throat is really dry . do you want to go get something to drink ? yes , i 'm parched . what did you want to drink ?
my throat is really dry . do you want to go get something to drink ? yes , i 'm parched . what did you want to drink ?
my throat is really dry . do you want to go get something to drink ? yes , i 'm parched . what did you want to drink ?
my throat is really dry . do you want to go get something to drink ? yes , i 'm parched . what did you want to drink ?
my throat is really dry . do you want to go get something to drink ? yes , i 'm parched . what did you want to drink ?
my throat is really dry . do you want to go get something to drink ? yes , i 'm parched . what did you want to drink ?
my throat is really dry . do you want to go get something to drink ? yes , i 'm parched . what did you want to drink ?
how did you do on your belts exam ?
how did you do on your belts exam ?
how did you do on your belts exam ?
how did you do on your belts exam ?
how did you do on your belts exam ?
how did you do on your belts exam ?
how did you do on your belts exam ?
how did you do on your belts exam ?
how did you do on your belts exam ?
is this the class to prepare for interviews ?
is this the class to prepare for interviews ?
is this the class to prepare for interviews ?
is this the class to prepare for interviews ?
is this the class to prepare for interviews ?
is this the class to prepare for interviews ?
is this the class to prepare for interviews ?
is this the class to prepare for interviews ?
is this the class to prepare for interviews ?
oh , iris ! what was it about this time ? it was over food . i simply wanted some fried chicken but she said no . i believe she was right . you must know that fried foods contain a lot of fat . oh , she keeps saying that . she never allows me to have them . i think you 'd better take her advice since health is the greatest wealth .
oh , iris ! what was it about this time ? it was over food . i simply wanted some fried chicken but she said no . i believe she was right . you must know that fried foods contain a lot of fat . oh , she keeps saying that . she never allows me to have them . i think you 'd better take her advice since health is the greatest wealth .
oh , iris ! what was it about this time ? it was over food . i simply wanted some fried chicken but she said no . i believe she was right . you must know that fried foods contain a lot of fat . oh , she keeps saying that . she never allows me to have them . i think you 'd better take her advice since health is the greatest wealth .
oh , iris ! what was it about this time ? it was over food . i simply wanted some fried chicken but she said no . i believe she was right . you must know that fried foods contain a lot of fat . oh , she keeps saying that . she never allows me to have them . i think you 'd better take her advice since health is the greatest wealth .
oh , iris ! what was it about this time ? it was over food . i simply wanted some fried chicken but she said no . i believe she was right . you must know that fried foods contain a lot of fat . oh , she keeps saying that . she never allows me to have them . i think you 'd better take her advice since health is the greatest wealth .
oh , iris ! what was it about this time ? it was over food . i simply wanted some fried chicken but she said no . i believe she was right . you must know that fried foods contain a lot of fat . oh , she keeps saying that . she never allows me to have them . i think you 'd better take her advice since health is the greatest wealth .
oh , iris ! what was it about this time ? it was over food . i simply wanted some fried chicken but she said no . i believe she was right . you must know that fried foods contain a lot of fat . oh , she keeps saying that . she never allows me to have them . i think you 'd better take her advice since health is the greatest wealth .
oh , iris ! what was it about this time ? it was over food . i simply wanted some fried chicken but she said no . i believe she was right . you must know that fried foods contain a lot of fat . oh , she keeps saying that . she never allows me to have them . i think you 'd better take her advice since health is the greatest wealth .
oh , iris ! what was it about this time ? it was over food . i simply wanted some fried chicken but she said no . i believe she was right . you must know that fried foods contain a lot of fat . oh , she keeps saying that . she never allows me to have them . i think you 'd better take her advice since health is the greatest wealth .
hello , thank you for taking the time to interview me . hi there , i ' m bill gotcha , the owner of gotcha enterprises . did you find your way here ok ?
hello , thank you for taking the time to interview me . hi there , i ' m bill gotcha , the owner of gotcha enterprises . did you find your way here ok ?
hello , thank you for taking the time to interview me . hi there , i ' m bill gotcha , the owner of gotcha enterprises . did you find your way here ok ?
hello , thank you for taking the time to interview me . hi there , i ' m bill gotcha , the owner of gotcha enterprises . did you find your way here ok ?
hello , thank you for taking the time to interview me . hi there , i ' m bill gotcha , the owner of gotcha enterprises . did you find your way here ok ?
hello , thank you for taking the time to interview me . hi there , i ' m bill gotcha , the owner of gotcha enterprises . did you find your way here ok ?
hello , thank you for taking the time to interview me . hi there , i ' m bill gotcha , the owner of gotcha enterprises . did you find your way here ok ?
hello , thank you for taking the time to interview me . hi there , i ' m bill gotcha , the owner of gotcha enterprises . did you find your way here ok ?
hello , thank you for taking the time to interview me . hi there , i ' m bill gotcha , the owner of gotcha enterprises . did you find your way here ok ?
sure ! i can help you . do you know where the timesheets are kept ? no , i do n't know where to find one . well , once you get one off the shelf over there , you first put your name on it . ok ? yes , i can do that . now you have to fill in the hours in the blanks and total the hours for the week . do you know how to use military time ?
sure ! i can help you . do you know where the timesheets are kept ? no , i do n't know where to find one . well , once you get one off the shelf over there , you first put your name on it . ok ? yes , i can do that . now you have to fill in the hours in the blanks and total the hours for the week . do you know how to use military time ?
sure ! i can help you . do you know where the timesheets are kept ? no , i do n't know where to find one . well , once you get one off the shelf over there , you first put your name on it . ok ? yes , i can do that . now you have to fill in the hours in the blanks and total the hours for the week . do you know how to use military time ?
sure ! i can help you . do you know where the timesheets are kept ? no , i do n't know where to find one . well , once you get one off the shelf over there , you first put your name on it . ok ? yes , i can do that . now you have to fill in the hours in the blanks and total the hours for the week . do you know how to use military time ?
sure ! i can help you . do you know where the timesheets are kept ? no , i do n't know where to find one . well , once you get one off the shelf over there , you first put your name on it . ok ? yes , i can do that . now you have to fill in the hours in the blanks and total the hours for the week . do you know how to use military time ?
sure ! i can help you . do you know where the timesheets are kept ? no , i do n't know where to find one . well , once you get one off the shelf over there , you first put your name on it . ok ? yes , i can do that . now you have to fill in the hours in the blanks and total the hours for the week . do you know how to use military time ?
sure ! i can help you . do you know where the timesheets are kept ? no , i do n't know where to find one . well , once you get one off the shelf over there , you first put your name on it . ok ? yes , i can do that . now you have to fill in the hours in the blanks and total the hours for the week . do you know how to use military time ?
sure ! i can help you . do you know where the timesheets are kept ? no , i do n't know where to find one . well , once you get one off the shelf over there , you first put your name on it . ok ? yes , i can do that . now you have to fill in the hours in the blanks and total the hours for the week . do you know how to use military time ?
sure ! i can help you . do you know where the timesheets are kept ? no , i do n't know where to find one . well , once you get one off the shelf over there , you first put your name on it . ok ? yes , i can do that . now you have to fill in the hours in the blanks and total the hours for the week . do you know how to use military time ?
gucci , you look serious . i wish you ' d let your hair down .
gucci , you look serious . i wish you ' d let your hair down .
gucci , you look serious . i wish you ' d let your hair down .
gucci , you look serious . i wish you ' d let your hair down .
gucci , you look serious . i wish you ' d let your hair down .
gucci , you look serious . i wish you ' d let your hair down .
gucci , you look serious . i wish you ' d let your hair down .
gucci , you look serious . i wish you ' d let your hair down .
gucci , you look serious . i wish you ' d let your hair down .
i will take part in the finals soon .
i will take part in the finals soon .
i will take part in the finals soon .
i will take part in the finals soon .
i will take part in the finals soon .
i will take part in the finals soon .
i will take part in the finals soon .
i will take part in the finals soon .
i will take part in the finals soon .
your luggage is two pounds over . i ' m afraid they 'll be in excess luggage charge , sir . how much must i pay ? it ' s ten yuan . here you are . this is your luggage check which you must show when you disembark at your destination and here is your boarding pass and your ticket .
your luggage is two pounds over . i ' m afraid they 'll be in excess luggage charge , sir . how much must i pay ? it ' s ten yuan . here you are . this is your luggage check which you must show when you disembark at your destination and here is your boarding pass and your ticket .
your luggage is two pounds over . i ' m afraid they 'll be in excess luggage charge , sir . how much must i pay ? it ' s ten yuan . here you are . this is your luggage check which you must show when you disembark at your destination and here is your boarding pass and your ticket .
your luggage is two pounds over . i ' m afraid they 'll be in excess luggage charge , sir . how much must i pay ? it ' s ten yuan . here you are . this is your luggage check which you must show when you disembark at your destination and here is your boarding pass and your ticket .
your luggage is two pounds over . i ' m afraid they 'll be in excess luggage charge , sir . how much must i pay ? it ' s ten yuan . here you are . this is your luggage check which you must show when you disembark at your destination and here is your boarding pass and your ticket .
your luggage is two pounds over . i ' m afraid they 'll be in excess luggage charge , sir . how much must i pay ? it ' s ten yuan . here you are . this is your luggage check which you must show when you disembark at your destination and here is your boarding pass and your ticket .
your luggage is two pounds over . i ' m afraid they 'll be in excess luggage charge , sir . how much must i pay ? it ' s ten yuan . here you are . this is your luggage check which you must show when you disembark at your destination and here is your boarding pass and your ticket .
your luggage is two pounds over . i ' m afraid they 'll be in excess luggage charge , sir . how much must i pay ? it ' s ten yuan . here you are . this is your luggage check which you must show when you disembark at your destination and here is your boarding pass and your ticket .
your luggage is two pounds over . i ' m afraid they 'll be in excess luggage charge , sir . how much must i pay ? it ' s ten yuan . here you are . this is your luggage check which you must show when you disembark at your destination and here is your boarding pass and your ticket .
have you had a chance to look over the contract ? yes . i ' ve read it carefully . and do you have any questions ? no . but the contract stipulates that i will teach 22 hours a week.will you have thatmany classes for me right away ? no , probably not . for the first two weeks you may teach 10 or 15 hours .
have you had a chance to look over the contract ? yes . i ' ve read it carefully . and do you have any questions ? no . but the contract stipulates that i will teach 22 hours a week.will you have thatmany classes for me right away ? no , probably not . for the first two weeks you may teach 10 or 15 hours .
have you had a chance to look over the contract ? yes . i ' ve read it carefully . and do you have any questions ? no . but the contract stipulates that i will teach 22 hours a week.will you have thatmany classes for me right away ? no , probably not . for the first two weeks you may teach 10 or 15 hours .
have you had a chance to look over the contract ? yes . i ' ve read it carefully . and do you have any questions ? no . but the contract stipulates that i will teach 22 hours a week.will you have thatmany classes for me right away ? no , probably not . for the first two weeks you may teach 10 or 15 hours .
have you had a chance to look over the contract ? yes . i ' ve read it carefully . and do you have any questions ? no . but the contract stipulates that i will teach 22 hours a week.will you have thatmany classes for me right away ? no , probably not . for the first two weeks you may teach 10 or 15 hours .
have you had a chance to look over the contract ? yes . i ' ve read it carefully . and do you have any questions ? no . but the contract stipulates that i will teach 22 hours a week.will you have thatmany classes for me right away ? no , probably not . for the first two weeks you may teach 10 or 15 hours .
have you had a chance to look over the contract ? yes . i ' ve read it carefully . and do you have any questions ? no . but the contract stipulates that i will teach 22 hours a week.will you have thatmany classes for me right away ? no , probably not . for the first two weeks you may teach 10 or 15 hours .
have you had a chance to look over the contract ? yes . i ' ve read it carefully . and do you have any questions ? no . but the contract stipulates that i will teach 22 hours a week.will you have thatmany classes for me right away ? no , probably not . for the first two weeks you may teach 10 or 15 hours .
have you had a chance to look over the contract ? yes . i ' ve read it carefully . and do you have any questions ? no . but the contract stipulates that i will teach 22 hours a week.will you have thatmany classes for me right away ? no , probably not . for the first two weeks you may teach 10 or 15 hours .
from the looks of this house from the outside , i don ' t really think that i want to go inside . from here , it does look like it could use a little work . let ' s see what the interior looks like .
from the looks of this house from the outside , i don ' t really think that i want to go inside . from here , it does look like it could use a little work . let ' s see what the interior looks like .
from the looks of this house from the outside , i don ' t really think that i want to go inside . from here , it does look like it could use a little work . let ' s see what the interior looks like .
from the looks of this house from the outside , i don ' t really think that i want to go inside . from here , it does look like it could use a little work . let ' s see what the interior looks like .
from the looks of this house from the outside , i don ' t really think that i want to go inside . from here , it does look like it could use a little work . let ' s see what the interior looks like .
from the looks of this house from the outside , i don ' t really think that i want to go inside . from here , it does look like it could use a little work . let ' s see what the interior looks like .
from the looks of this house from the outside , i don ' t really think that i want to go inside . from here , it does look like it could use a little work . let ' s see what the interior looks like .
from the looks of this house from the outside , i don ' t really think that i want to go inside . from here , it does look like it could use a little work . let ' s see what the interior looks like .
from the looks of this house from the outside , i don ' t really think that i want to go inside . from here , it does look like it could use a little work . let ' s see what the interior looks like .
let me take care of the check today . why ? it 's unfair . how about going dutch ? you paid the last time , because i did n't have any money , remember ? oh , come on , i almost forgot . do n't worry about it . i did n't mind picking up the tab last time . but you really should let me treat one time , i feel like i own you one if i did n't .
let me take care of the check today . why ? it 's unfair . how about going dutch ? you paid the last time , because i did n't have any money , remember ? oh , come on , i almost forgot . do n't worry about it . i did n't mind picking up the tab last time . but you really should let me treat one time , i feel like i own you one if i did n't .
let me take care of the check today . why ? it 's unfair . how about going dutch ? you paid the last time , because i did n't have any money , remember ? oh , come on , i almost forgot . do n't worry about it . i did n't mind picking up the tab last time . but you really should let me treat one time , i feel like i own you one if i did n't .
let me take care of the check today . why ? it 's unfair . how about going dutch ? you paid the last time , because i did n't have any money , remember ? oh , come on , i almost forgot . do n't worry about it . i did n't mind picking up the tab last time . but you really should let me treat one time , i feel like i own you one if i did n't .
let me take care of the check today . why ? it 's unfair . how about going dutch ? you paid the last time , because i did n't have any money , remember ? oh , come on , i almost forgot . do n't worry about it . i did n't mind picking up the tab last time . but you really should let me treat one time , i feel like i own you one if i did n't .
let me take care of the check today . why ? it 's unfair . how about going dutch ? you paid the last time , because i did n't have any money , remember ? oh , come on , i almost forgot . do n't worry about it . i did n't mind picking up the tab last time . but you really should let me treat one time , i feel like i own you one if i did n't .
let me take care of the check today . why ? it 's unfair . how about going dutch ? you paid the last time , because i did n't have any money , remember ? oh , come on , i almost forgot . do n't worry about it . i did n't mind picking up the tab last time . but you really should let me treat one time , i feel like i own you one if i did n't .
let me take care of the check today . why ? it 's unfair . how about going dutch ? you paid the last time , because i did n't have any money , remember ? oh , come on , i almost forgot . do n't worry about it . i did n't mind picking up the tab last time . but you really should let me treat one time , i feel like i own you one if i did n't .
let me take care of the check today . why ? it 's unfair . how about going dutch ? you paid the last time , because i did n't have any money , remember ? oh , come on , i almost forgot . do n't worry about it . i did n't mind picking up the tab last time . but you really should let me treat one time , i feel like i own you one if i did n't .
wake up , it 's time for school .
wake up , it 's time for school .
wake up , it 's time for school .
wake up , it 's time for school .
wake up , it 's time for school .
wake up , it 's time for school .
wake up , it 's time for school .
wake up , it 's time for school .
wake up , it 's time for school .
it was supposed to be here thirty minutes ago . i think it 'll be here pretty soon . i need to get to work , so it better . i really do hate public transportation . i agree , it 's just never on time .
it was supposed to be here thirty minutes ago . i think it 'll be here pretty soon . i need to get to work , so it better . i really do hate public transportation . i agree , it 's just never on time .
it was supposed to be here thirty minutes ago . i think it 'll be here pretty soon . i need to get to work , so it better . i really do hate public transportation . i agree , it 's just never on time .
it was supposed to be here thirty minutes ago . i think it 'll be here pretty soon . i need to get to work , so it better . i really do hate public transportation . i agree , it 's just never on time .
it was supposed to be here thirty minutes ago . i think it 'll be here pretty soon . i need to get to work , so it better . i really do hate public transportation . i agree , it 's just never on time .
it was supposed to be here thirty minutes ago . i think it 'll be here pretty soon . i need to get to work , so it better . i really do hate public transportation . i agree , it 's just never on time .
it was supposed to be here thirty minutes ago . i think it 'll be here pretty soon . i need to get to work , so it better . i really do hate public transportation . i agree , it 's just never on time .
it was supposed to be here thirty minutes ago . i think it 'll be here pretty soon . i need to get to work , so it better . i really do hate public transportation . i agree , it 's just never on time .
it was supposed to be here thirty minutes ago . i think it 'll be here pretty soon . i need to get to work , so it better . i really do hate public transportation . i agree , it 's just never on time .
there ' s a problem with that . what is the problem ? i won ' t be able to give you back your deposit . why not ? this was stated in our agreement .
there ' s a problem with that . what is the problem ? i won ' t be able to give you back your deposit . why not ? this was stated in our agreement .
there ' s a problem with that . what is the problem ? i won ' t be able to give you back your deposit . why not ? this was stated in our agreement .
there ' s a problem with that . what is the problem ? i won ' t be able to give you back your deposit . why not ? this was stated in our agreement .
there ' s a problem with that . what is the problem ? i won ' t be able to give you back your deposit . why not ? this was stated in our agreement .
there ' s a problem with that . what is the problem ? i won ' t be able to give you back your deposit . why not ? this was stated in our agreement .
there ' s a problem with that . what is the problem ? i won ' t be able to give you back your deposit . why not ? this was stated in our agreement .
there ' s a problem with that . what is the problem ? i won ' t be able to give you back your deposit . why not ? this was stated in our agreement .
there ' s a problem with that . what is the problem ? i won ' t be able to give you back your deposit . why not ? this was stated in our agreement .
excuse me miss , my friend is sick . is he ? yes . he looks pale , is there anything i can do for him ?
excuse me miss , my friend is sick . is he ? yes . he looks pale , is there anything i can do for him ?
excuse me miss , my friend is sick . is he ? yes . he looks pale , is there anything i can do for him ?
excuse me miss , my friend is sick . is he ? yes . he looks pale , is there anything i can do for him ?
excuse me miss , my friend is sick . is he ? yes . he looks pale , is there anything i can do for him ?
excuse me miss , my friend is sick . is he ? yes . he looks pale , is there anything i can do for him ?
excuse me miss , my friend is sick . is he ? yes . he looks pale , is there anything i can do for him ?
excuse me miss , my friend is sick . is he ? yes . he looks pale , is there anything i can do for him ?
excuse me miss , my friend is sick . is he ? yes . he looks pale , is there anything i can do for him ?
like what , for instance ? i enjoy rock and r b . why is that ? i like the different instruments that they use . that 's a good reason to like something .
like what , for instance ? i enjoy rock and r b . why is that ? i like the different instruments that they use . that 's a good reason to like something .
like what , for instance ? i enjoy rock and r b . why is that ? i like the different instruments that they use . that 's a good reason to like something .
like what , for instance ? i enjoy rock and r b . why is that ? i like the different instruments that they use . that 's a good reason to like something .
like what , for instance ? i enjoy rock and r b . why is that ? i like the different instruments that they use . that 's a good reason to like something .
like what , for instance ? i enjoy rock and r b . why is that ? i like the different instruments that they use . that 's a good reason to like something .
like what , for instance ? i enjoy rock and r b . why is that ? i like the different instruments that they use . that 's a good reason to like something .
like what , for instance ? i enjoy rock and r b . why is that ? i like the different instruments that they use . that 's a good reason to like something .
like what , for instance ? i enjoy rock and r b . why is that ? i like the different instruments that they use . that 's a good reason to like something .
how many parking tickets have you gotten before ? i ' ve gotten a few parking tickets before .
how many parking tickets have you gotten before ? i ' ve gotten a few parking tickets before .
how many parking tickets have you gotten before ? i ' ve gotten a few parking tickets before .
how many parking tickets have you gotten before ? i ' ve gotten a few parking tickets before .
how many parking tickets have you gotten before ? i ' ve gotten a few parking tickets before .
how many parking tickets have you gotten before ? i ' ve gotten a few parking tickets before .
how many parking tickets have you gotten before ? i ' ve gotten a few parking tickets before .
how many parking tickets have you gotten before ? i ' ve gotten a few parking tickets before .
how many parking tickets have you gotten before ? i ' ve gotten a few parking tickets before .
where did you want to go for lunch ? i was thinking we should just go to the cafeteria . i do n't think i ever got food from the cafeteria . i actually like the food there . does the cafeteria sell a lot of different food ?
where did you want to go for lunch ? i was thinking we should just go to the cafeteria . i do n't think i ever got food from the cafeteria . i actually like the food there . does the cafeteria sell a lot of different food ?
where did you want to go for lunch ? i was thinking we should just go to the cafeteria . i do n't think i ever got food from the cafeteria . i actually like the food there . does the cafeteria sell a lot of different food ?
where did you want to go for lunch ? i was thinking we should just go to the cafeteria . i do n't think i ever got food from the cafeteria . i actually like the food there . does the cafeteria sell a lot of different food ?
where did you want to go for lunch ? i was thinking we should just go to the cafeteria . i do n't think i ever got food from the cafeteria . i actually like the food there . does the cafeteria sell a lot of different food ?
where did you want to go for lunch ? i was thinking we should just go to the cafeteria . i do n't think i ever got food from the cafeteria . i actually like the food there . does the cafeteria sell a lot of different food ?
where did you want to go for lunch ? i was thinking we should just go to the cafeteria . i do n't think i ever got food from the cafeteria . i actually like the food there . does the cafeteria sell a lot of different food ?
where did you want to go for lunch ? i was thinking we should just go to the cafeteria . i do n't think i ever got food from the cafeteria . i actually like the food there . does the cafeteria sell a lot of different food ?
where did you want to go for lunch ? i was thinking we should just go to the cafeteria . i do n't think i ever got food from the cafeteria . i actually like the food there . does the cafeteria sell a lot of different food ?
that 's what i 'm telling you . what did i mess up on ? you did mess up a little on one thing . tell me . you had a little trouble on your parallel parking .
that 's what i 'm telling you . what did i mess up on ? you did mess up a little on one thing . tell me . you had a little trouble on your parallel parking .
that 's what i 'm telling you . what did i mess up on ? you did mess up a little on one thing . tell me . you had a little trouble on your parallel parking .
that 's what i 'm telling you . what did i mess up on ? you did mess up a little on one thing . tell me . you had a little trouble on your parallel parking .
that 's what i 'm telling you . what did i mess up on ? you did mess up a little on one thing . tell me . you had a little trouble on your parallel parking .
that 's what i 'm telling you . what did i mess up on ? you did mess up a little on one thing . tell me . you had a little trouble on your parallel parking .
that 's what i 'm telling you . what did i mess up on ? you did mess up a little on one thing . tell me . you had a little trouble on your parallel parking .
that 's what i 'm telling you . what did i mess up on ? you did mess up a little on one thing . tell me . you had a little trouble on your parallel parking .
that 's what i 'm telling you . what did i mess up on ? you did mess up a little on one thing . tell me . you had a little trouble on your parallel parking .
i need to get my high speed internet installed . you 'll need to make an appointment .
i need to get my high speed internet installed . you 'll need to make an appointment .
i need to get my high speed internet installed . you 'll need to make an appointment .
i need to get my high speed internet installed . you 'll need to make an appointment .
i need to get my high speed internet installed . you 'll need to make an appointment .
i need to get my high speed internet installed . you 'll need to make an appointment .
i need to get my high speed internet installed . you 'll need to make an appointment .
i need to get my high speed internet installed . you 'll need to make an appointment .
i need to get my high speed internet installed . you 'll need to make an appointment .
good morning , miss . good morning , sir . could you tell me please where can i find a currents exchange ?
good morning , miss . good morning , sir . could you tell me please where can i find a currents exchange ?
good morning , miss . good morning , sir . could you tell me please where can i find a currents exchange ?
good morning , miss . good morning , sir . could you tell me please where can i find a currents exchange ?
good morning , miss . good morning , sir . could you tell me please where can i find a currents exchange ?
good morning , miss . good morning , sir . could you tell me please where can i find a currents exchange ?
good morning , miss . good morning , sir . could you tell me please where can i find a currents exchange ?
good morning , miss . good morning , sir . could you tell me please where can i find a currents exchange ?
good morning , miss . good morning , sir . could you tell me please where can i find a currents exchange ?
thank you , but i 'm nervous . i do n't know what to do.could you tell me what should i do before an interview ? sure , you should prepare so that you can give proper response when you 're being interviewed . yeah , besides my personal introduction , what else should i prepare ? you should collect as much information about the company and the position you 're applying for as you can . it is important to show that you ' ve done some research into the company . the interviewers then what should i do when i 'm being interviewed ?
thank you , but i 'm nervous . i do n't know what to do.could you tell me what should i do before an interview ? sure , you should prepare so that you can give proper response when you 're being interviewed . yeah , besides my personal introduction , what else should i prepare ? you should collect as much information about the company and the position you 're applying for as you can . it is important to show that you ' ve done some research into the company . the interviewers then what should i do when i 'm being interviewed ?
thank you , but i 'm nervous . i do n't know what to do.could you tell me what should i do before an interview ? sure , you should prepare so that you can give proper response when you 're being interviewed . yeah , besides my personal introduction , what else should i prepare ? you should collect as much information about the company and the position you 're applying for as you can . it is important to show that you ' ve done some research into the company . the interviewers then what should i do when i 'm being interviewed ?
thank you , but i 'm nervous . i do n't know what to do.could you tell me what should i do before an interview ? sure , you should prepare so that you can give proper response when you 're being interviewed . yeah , besides my personal introduction , what else should i prepare ? you should collect as much information about the company and the position you 're applying for as you can . it is important to show that you ' ve done some research into the company . the interviewers then what should i do when i 'm being interviewed ?
thank you , but i 'm nervous . i do n't know what to do.could you tell me what should i do before an interview ? sure , you should prepare so that you can give proper response when you 're being interviewed . yeah , besides my personal introduction , what else should i prepare ? you should collect as much information about the company and the position you 're applying for as you can . it is important to show that you ' ve done some research into the company . the interviewers then what should i do when i 'm being interviewed ?
thank you , but i 'm nervous . i do n't know what to do.could you tell me what should i do before an interview ? sure , you should prepare so that you can give proper response when you 're being interviewed . yeah , besides my personal introduction , what else should i prepare ? you should collect as much information about the company and the position you 're applying for as you can . it is important to show that you ' ve done some research into the company . the interviewers then what should i do when i 'm being interviewed ?
thank you , but i 'm nervous . i do n't know what to do.could you tell me what should i do before an interview ? sure , you should prepare so that you can give proper response when you 're being interviewed . yeah , besides my personal introduction , what else should i prepare ? you should collect as much information about the company and the position you 're applying for as you can . it is important to show that you ' ve done some research into the company . the interviewers then what should i do when i 'm being interviewed ?
thank you , but i 'm nervous . i do n't know what to do.could you tell me what should i do before an interview ? sure , you should prepare so that you can give proper response when you 're being interviewed . yeah , besides my personal introduction , what else should i prepare ? you should collect as much information about the company and the position you 're applying for as you can . it is important to show that you ' ve done some research into the company . the interviewers then what should i do when i 'm being interviewed ?
thank you , but i 'm nervous . i do n't know what to do.could you tell me what should i do before an interview ? sure , you should prepare so that you can give proper response when you 're being interviewed . yeah , besides my personal introduction , what else should i prepare ? you should collect as much information about the company and the position you 're applying for as you can . it is important to show that you ' ve done some research into the company . the interviewers then what should i do when i 'm being interviewed ?
no , i have n't . what about you ? i got a ticket a couple of days ago . what did you do ? i got it for parking in the red zone . why would you park in the red zone ?
no , i have n't . what about you ? i got a ticket a couple of days ago . what did you do ? i got it for parking in the red zone . why would you park in the red zone ?
no , i have n't . what about you ? i got a ticket a couple of days ago . what did you do ? i got it for parking in the red zone . why would you park in the red zone ?
no , i have n't . what about you ? i got a ticket a couple of days ago . what did you do ? i got it for parking in the red zone . why would you park in the red zone ?
no , i have n't . what about you ? i got a ticket a couple of days ago . what did you do ? i got it for parking in the red zone . why would you park in the red zone ?
no , i have n't . what about you ? i got a ticket a couple of days ago . what did you do ? i got it for parking in the red zone . why would you park in the red zone ?
no , i have n't . what about you ? i got a ticket a couple of days ago . what did you do ? i got it for parking in the red zone . why would you park in the red zone ?
no , i have n't . what about you ? i got a ticket a couple of days ago . what did you do ? i got it for parking in the red zone . why would you park in the red zone ?
no , i have n't . what about you ? i got a ticket a couple of days ago . what did you do ? i got it for parking in the red zone . why would you park in the red zone ?
i think it 's running late . it should ' ve been here 30 minutes ago . it should be coming soon . it better , because i 'm already late for work . i ca n't stand riding the bus .
i think it 's running late . it should ' ve been here 30 minutes ago . it should be coming soon . it better , because i 'm already late for work . i ca n't stand riding the bus .
i think it 's running late . it should ' ve been here 30 minutes ago . it should be coming soon . it better , because i 'm already late for work . i ca n't stand riding the bus .
i think it 's running late . it should ' ve been here 30 minutes ago . it should be coming soon . it better , because i 'm already late for work . i ca n't stand riding the bus .
i think it 's running late . it should ' ve been here 30 minutes ago . it should be coming soon . it better , because i 'm already late for work . i ca n't stand riding the bus .
i think it 's running late . it should ' ve been here 30 minutes ago . it should be coming soon . it better , because i 'm already late for work . i ca n't stand riding the bus .
i think it 's running late . it should ' ve been here 30 minutes ago . it should be coming soon . it better , because i 'm already late for work . i ca n't stand riding the bus .
i think it 's running late . it should ' ve been here 30 minutes ago . it should be coming soon . it better , because i 'm already late for work . i ca n't stand riding the bus .
i think it 's running late . it should ' ve been here 30 minutes ago . it should be coming soon . it better , because i 'm already late for work . i ca n't stand riding the bus .
hello . i want to purchase an old music box .
hello . i want to purchase an old music box .
hello . i want to purchase an old music box .
hello . i want to purchase an old music box .
hello . i want to purchase an old music box .
hello . i want to purchase an old music box .
hello . i want to purchase an old music box .
hello . i want to purchase an old music box .
hello . i want to purchase an old music box .
i need to go to the bank .
i need to go to the bank .
i need to go to the bank .
i need to go to the bank .
i need to go to the bank .
i need to go to the bank .
i need to go to the bank .
i need to go to the bank .
i need to go to the bank .
a teriyaki bowl sounds nice . i do n't know how to make that . all you need to make it is white rice and some teriyaki beef . that sounds fairly simple , but how do i cook it ? the first and simplest thing you have to do is make some white rice .
a teriyaki bowl sounds nice . i do n't know how to make that . all you need to make it is white rice and some teriyaki beef . that sounds fairly simple , but how do i cook it ? the first and simplest thing you have to do is make some white rice .
a teriyaki bowl sounds nice . i do n't know how to make that . all you need to make it is white rice and some teriyaki beef . that sounds fairly simple , but how do i cook it ? the first and simplest thing you have to do is make some white rice .
a teriyaki bowl sounds nice . i do n't know how to make that . all you need to make it is white rice and some teriyaki beef . that sounds fairly simple , but how do i cook it ? the first and simplest thing you have to do is make some white rice .
a teriyaki bowl sounds nice . i do n't know how to make that . all you need to make it is white rice and some teriyaki beef . that sounds fairly simple , but how do i cook it ? the first and simplest thing you have to do is make some white rice .
a teriyaki bowl sounds nice . i do n't know how to make that . all you need to make it is white rice and some teriyaki beef . that sounds fairly simple , but how do i cook it ? the first and simplest thing you have to do is make some white rice .
a teriyaki bowl sounds nice . i do n't know how to make that . all you need to make it is white rice and some teriyaki beef . that sounds fairly simple , but how do i cook it ? the first and simplest thing you have to do is make some white rice .
a teriyaki bowl sounds nice . i do n't know how to make that . all you need to make it is white rice and some teriyaki beef . that sounds fairly simple , but how do i cook it ? the first and simplest thing you have to do is make some white rice .
a teriyaki bowl sounds nice . i do n't know how to make that . all you need to make it is white rice and some teriyaki beef . that sounds fairly simple , but how do i cook it ? the first and simplest thing you have to do is make some white rice .
how may i help you today ? i need to make some copies . the copier is right over there . does it cost to use it ? we do charge to use the machine .
how may i help you today ? i need to make some copies . the copier is right over there . does it cost to use it ? we do charge to use the machine .
how may i help you today ? i need to make some copies . the copier is right over there . does it cost to use it ? we do charge to use the machine .
how may i help you today ? i need to make some copies . the copier is right over there . does it cost to use it ? we do charge to use the machine .
how may i help you today ? i need to make some copies . the copier is right over there . does it cost to use it ? we do charge to use the machine .
how may i help you today ? i need to make some copies . the copier is right over there . does it cost to use it ? we do charge to use the machine .
how may i help you today ? i need to make some copies . the copier is right over there . does it cost to use it ? we do charge to use the machine .
how may i help you today ? i need to make some copies . the copier is right over there . does it cost to use it ? we do charge to use the machine .
how may i help you today ? i need to make some copies . the copier is right over there . does it cost to use it ? we do charge to use the machine .
because the board said 60 pesos for every taiwan dollar . sixty ? that 's too much . how can that be ? i thought it was wrong too . it did n't make sense . just two days ago it was 35 . how can it be 60 ? so , i went up to the teller and started to exchange the money . and it 's true.they really gave me sixty pesos for the dollar .
because the board said 60 pesos for every taiwan dollar . sixty ? that 's too much . how can that be ? i thought it was wrong too . it did n't make sense . just two days ago it was 35 . how can it be 60 ? so , i went up to the teller and started to exchange the money . and it 's true.they really gave me sixty pesos for the dollar .
because the board said 60 pesos for every taiwan dollar . sixty ? that 's too much . how can that be ? i thought it was wrong too . it did n't make sense . just two days ago it was 35 . how can it be 60 ? so , i went up to the teller and started to exchange the money . and it 's true.they really gave me sixty pesos for the dollar .
because the board said 60 pesos for every taiwan dollar . sixty ? that 's too much . how can that be ? i thought it was wrong too . it did n't make sense . just two days ago it was 35 . how can it be 60 ? so , i went up to the teller and started to exchange the money . and it 's true.they really gave me sixty pesos for the dollar .
because the board said 60 pesos for every taiwan dollar . sixty ? that 's too much . how can that be ? i thought it was wrong too . it did n't make sense . just two days ago it was 35 . how can it be 60 ? so , i went up to the teller and started to exchange the money . and it 's true.they really gave me sixty pesos for the dollar .
because the board said 60 pesos for every taiwan dollar . sixty ? that 's too much . how can that be ? i thought it was wrong too . it did n't make sense . just two days ago it was 35 . how can it be 60 ? so , i went up to the teller and started to exchange the money . and it 's true.they really gave me sixty pesos for the dollar .
because the board said 60 pesos for every taiwan dollar . sixty ? that 's too much . how can that be ? i thought it was wrong too . it did n't make sense . just two days ago it was 35 . how can it be 60 ? so , i went up to the teller and started to exchange the money . and it 's true.they really gave me sixty pesos for the dollar .
because the board said 60 pesos for every taiwan dollar . sixty ? that 's too much . how can that be ? i thought it was wrong too . it did n't make sense . just two days ago it was 35 . how can it be 60 ? so , i went up to the teller and started to exchange the money . and it 's true.they really gave me sixty pesos for the dollar .
because the board said 60 pesos for every taiwan dollar . sixty ? that 's too much . how can that be ? i thought it was wrong too . it did n't make sense . just two days ago it was 35 . how can it be 60 ? so , i went up to the teller and started to exchange the money . and it 's true.they really gave me sixty pesos for the dollar .
were you able to attend friday night 's basketball game ? i was unable to make it . you should have been there . it was intense . is that right . who ended up winning ? our team was victorious .
were you able to attend friday night 's basketball game ? i was unable to make it . you should have been there . it was intense . is that right . who ended up winning ? our team was victorious .
were you able to attend friday night 's basketball game ? i was unable to make it . you should have been there . it was intense . is that right . who ended up winning ? our team was victorious .
were you able to attend friday night 's basketball game ? i was unable to make it . you should have been there . it was intense . is that right . who ended up winning ? our team was victorious .
were you able to attend friday night 's basketball game ? i was unable to make it . you should have been there . it was intense . is that right . who ended up winning ? our team was victorious .
were you able to attend friday night 's basketball game ? i was unable to make it . you should have been there . it was intense . is that right . who ended up winning ? our team was victorious .
were you able to attend friday night 's basketball game ? i was unable to make it . you should have been there . it was intense . is that right . who ended up winning ? our team was victorious .
were you able to attend friday night 's basketball game ? i was unable to make it . you should have been there . it was intense . is that right . who ended up winning ? our team was victorious .
were you able to attend friday night 's basketball game ? i was unable to make it . you should have been there . it was intense . is that right . who ended up winning ? our team was victorious .
i wonder who that man is . which man ? the one smoking a cigar .
i wonder who that man is . which man ? the one smoking a cigar .
i wonder who that man is . which man ? the one smoking a cigar .
i wonder who that man is . which man ? the one smoking a cigar .
i wonder who that man is . which man ? the one smoking a cigar .
i wonder who that man is . which man ? the one smoking a cigar .
i wonder who that man is . which man ? the one smoking a cigar .
i wonder who that man is . which man ? the one smoking a cigar .
i wonder who that man is . which man ? the one smoking a cigar .
you are not being a good sport about this . that 's because you cheated . i never cheat .
you are not being a good sport about this . that 's because you cheated . i never cheat .
you are not being a good sport about this . that 's because you cheated . i never cheat .
you are not being a good sport about this . that 's because you cheated . i never cheat .
you are not being a good sport about this . that 's because you cheated . i never cheat .
you are not being a good sport about this . that 's because you cheated . i never cheat .
you are not being a good sport about this . that 's because you cheated . i never cheat .
you are not being a good sport about this . that 's because you cheated . i never cheat .
you are not being a good sport about this . that 's because you cheated . i never cheat .
is n't that the chick flick with kate hudson and owen wilson ? yeah , i suppose you would n't want to see that , huh ? not really . do you like biographical drama films ? it depends on who the film is about . which movie did you have in mind ? anne hathaway is in a new movie called becoming jane which is based on a true story about jane austen .
is n't that the chick flick with kate hudson and owen wilson ? yeah , i suppose you would n't want to see that , huh ? not really . do you like biographical drama films ? it depends on who the film is about . which movie did you have in mind ? anne hathaway is in a new movie called becoming jane which is based on a true story about jane austen .
is n't that the chick flick with kate hudson and owen wilson ? yeah , i suppose you would n't want to see that , huh ? not really . do you like biographical drama films ? it depends on who the film is about . which movie did you have in mind ? anne hathaway is in a new movie called becoming jane which is based on a true story about jane austen .
is n't that the chick flick with kate hudson and owen wilson ? yeah , i suppose you would n't want to see that , huh ? not really . do you like biographical drama films ? it depends on who the film is about . which movie did you have in mind ? anne hathaway is in a new movie called becoming jane which is based on a true story about jane austen .
is n't that the chick flick with kate hudson and owen wilson ? yeah , i suppose you would n't want to see that , huh ? not really . do you like biographical drama films ? it depends on who the film is about . which movie did you have in mind ? anne hathaway is in a new movie called becoming jane which is based on a true story about jane austen .
is n't that the chick flick with kate hudson and owen wilson ? yeah , i suppose you would n't want to see that , huh ? not really . do you like biographical drama films ? it depends on who the film is about . which movie did you have in mind ? anne hathaway is in a new movie called becoming jane which is based on a true story about jane austen .
is n't that the chick flick with kate hudson and owen wilson ? yeah , i suppose you would n't want to see that , huh ? not really . do you like biographical drama films ? it depends on who the film is about . which movie did you have in mind ? anne hathaway is in a new movie called becoming jane which is based on a true story about jane austen .
is n't that the chick flick with kate hudson and owen wilson ? yeah , i suppose you would n't want to see that , huh ? not really . do you like biographical drama films ? it depends on who the film is about . which movie did you have in mind ? anne hathaway is in a new movie called becoming jane which is based on a true story about jane austen .
is n't that the chick flick with kate hudson and owen wilson ? yeah , i suppose you would n't want to see that , huh ? not really . do you like biographical drama films ? it depends on who the film is about . which movie did you have in mind ? anne hathaway is in a new movie called becoming jane which is based on a true story about jane austen .
how 's it going ? i 'm doing well . how about you ? never better , thanks .
how 's it going ? i 'm doing well . how about you ? never better , thanks .
how 's it going ? i 'm doing well . how about you ? never better , thanks .
how 's it going ? i 'm doing well . how about you ? never better , thanks .
how 's it going ? i 'm doing well . how about you ? never better , thanks .
how 's it going ? i 'm doing well . how about you ? never better , thanks .
how 's it going ? i 'm doing well . how about you ? never better , thanks .
how 's it going ? i 'm doing well . how about you ? never better , thanks .
how 's it going ? i 'm doing well . how about you ? never better , thanks .
where do we get off the bus ? right behind macy 's is a bus stop . the stop is really at the mall ? it 's in the middle of the parking lot . that 's perfect .
where do we get off the bus ? right behind macy 's is a bus stop . the stop is really at the mall ? it 's in the middle of the parking lot . that 's perfect .
where do we get off the bus ? right behind macy 's is a bus stop . the stop is really at the mall ? it 's in the middle of the parking lot . that 's perfect .
where do we get off the bus ? right behind macy 's is a bus stop . the stop is really at the mall ? it 's in the middle of the parking lot . that 's perfect .
where do we get off the bus ? right behind macy 's is a bus stop . the stop is really at the mall ? it 's in the middle of the parking lot . that 's perfect .
where do we get off the bus ? right behind macy 's is a bus stop . the stop is really at the mall ? it 's in the middle of the parking lot . that 's perfect .
where do we get off the bus ? right behind macy 's is a bus stop . the stop is really at the mall ? it 's in the middle of the parking lot . that 's perfect .
where do we get off the bus ? right behind macy 's is a bus stop . the stop is really at the mall ? it 's in the middle of the parking lot . that 's perfect .
where do we get off the bus ? right behind macy 's is a bus stop . the stop is really at the mall ? it 's in the middle of the parking lot . that 's perfect .
did your meal meet with your approval ?
did your meal meet with your approval ?
did your meal meet with your approval ?
did your meal meet with your approval ?
did your meal meet with your approval ?
did your meal meet with your approval ?
did your meal meet with your approval ?
did your meal meet with your approval ?
did your meal meet with your approval ?
hello , mrs.white ! i 'm anne . nice to see you with us , anne.please make yourself at home .
hello , mrs.white ! i 'm anne . nice to see you with us , anne.please make yourself at home .
hello , mrs.white ! i 'm anne . nice to see you with us , anne.please make yourself at home .
hello , mrs.white ! i 'm anne . nice to see you with us , anne.please make yourself at home .
hello , mrs.white ! i 'm anne . nice to see you with us , anne.please make yourself at home .
hello , mrs.white ! i 'm anne . nice to see you with us , anne.please make yourself at home .
hello , mrs.white ! i 'm anne . nice to see you with us , anne.please make yourself at home .
hello , mrs.white ! i 'm anne . nice to see you with us , anne.please make yourself at home .
hello , mrs.white ! i 'm anne . nice to see you with us , anne.please make yourself at home .
i 'm planning to return to china after graduation . why are you choosing to leave a foreign country ? many people are reluctant to leave the superior living environment abroad . well , i think personal development is much more important than simply having a superior living environment . yeah , china 's developing so fast and development opportunities can be found almost in every corner of the country . absolutely , many chinese enterprises are going global , and they are in great need of excellent returnees to help them with their overseas business .
i 'm planning to return to china after graduation . why are you choosing to leave a foreign country ? many people are reluctant to leave the superior living environment abroad . well , i think personal development is much more important than simply having a superior living environment . yeah , china 's developing so fast and development opportunities can be found almost in every corner of the country . absolutely , many chinese enterprises are going global , and they are in great need of excellent returnees to help them with their overseas business .
i 'm planning to return to china after graduation . why are you choosing to leave a foreign country ? many people are reluctant to leave the superior living environment abroad . well , i think personal development is much more important than simply having a superior living environment . yeah , china 's developing so fast and development opportunities can be found almost in every corner of the country . absolutely , many chinese enterprises are going global , and they are in great need of excellent returnees to help them with their overseas business .
i 'm planning to return to china after graduation . why are you choosing to leave a foreign country ? many people are reluctant to leave the superior living environment abroad . well , i think personal development is much more important than simply having a superior living environment . yeah , china 's developing so fast and development opportunities can be found almost in every corner of the country . absolutely , many chinese enterprises are going global , and they are in great need of excellent returnees to help them with their overseas business .
i 'm planning to return to china after graduation . why are you choosing to leave a foreign country ? many people are reluctant to leave the superior living environment abroad . well , i think personal development is much more important than simply having a superior living environment . yeah , china 's developing so fast and development opportunities can be found almost in every corner of the country . absolutely , many chinese enterprises are going global , and they are in great need of excellent returnees to help them with their overseas business .
i 'm planning to return to china after graduation . why are you choosing to leave a foreign country ? many people are reluctant to leave the superior living environment abroad . well , i think personal development is much more important than simply having a superior living environment . yeah , china 's developing so fast and development opportunities can be found almost in every corner of the country . absolutely , many chinese enterprises are going global , and they are in great need of excellent returnees to help them with their overseas business .
i 'm planning to return to china after graduation . why are you choosing to leave a foreign country ? many people are reluctant to leave the superior living environment abroad . well , i think personal development is much more important than simply having a superior living environment . yeah , china 's developing so fast and development opportunities can be found almost in every corner of the country . absolutely , many chinese enterprises are going global , and they are in great need of excellent returnees to help them with their overseas business .
i 'm planning to return to china after graduation . why are you choosing to leave a foreign country ? many people are reluctant to leave the superior living environment abroad . well , i think personal development is much more important than simply having a superior living environment . yeah , china 's developing so fast and development opportunities can be found almost in every corner of the country . absolutely , many chinese enterprises are going global , and they are in great need of excellent returnees to help them with their overseas business .
i 'm planning to return to china after graduation . why are you choosing to leave a foreign country ? many people are reluctant to leave the superior living environment abroad . well , i think personal development is much more important than simply having a superior living environment . yeah , china 's developing so fast and development opportunities can be found almost in every corner of the country . absolutely , many chinese enterprises are going global , and they are in great need of excellent returnees to help them with their overseas business .
hello , may i speak with the property manager , please ? hello , this is the property manager . how may i help you ? during that horrible rainstorm last night , my roof began to leak .
hello , may i speak with the property manager , please ? hello , this is the property manager . how may i help you ? during that horrible rainstorm last night , my roof began to leak .
hello , may i speak with the property manager , please ? hello , this is the property manager . how may i help you ? during that horrible rainstorm last night , my roof began to leak .
hello , may i speak with the property manager , please ? hello , this is the property manager . how may i help you ? during that horrible rainstorm last night , my roof began to leak .
hello , may i speak with the property manager , please ? hello , this is the property manager . how may i help you ? during that horrible rainstorm last night , my roof began to leak .
hello , may i speak with the property manager , please ? hello , this is the property manager . how may i help you ? during that horrible rainstorm last night , my roof began to leak .
hello , may i speak with the property manager , please ? hello , this is the property manager . how may i help you ? during that horrible rainstorm last night , my roof began to leak .
hello , may i speak with the property manager , please ? hello , this is the property manager . how may i help you ? during that horrible rainstorm last night , my roof began to leak .
hello , may i speak with the property manager , please ? hello , this is the property manager . how may i help you ? during that horrible rainstorm last night , my roof began to leak .
the air quality in this city is horrendous ! the pollution levels were so high that we were n't supposed to go outside with a face mask again ! exhaust fumes from vehicles cause a great deal of damage to the environment . on top of that , there are a few large chemical factories in the suburbs , which are contributing to the high pollution levels in the water and the air in this city . as much as i love this city , i think i 'm going to have to find a greener city to live in . living in a polluted city like this just ca n't be good for
the air quality in this city is horrendous ! the pollution levels were so high that we were n't supposed to go outside with a face mask again ! exhaust fumes from vehicles cause a great deal of damage to the environment . on top of that , there are a few large chemical factories in the suburbs , which are contributing to the high pollution levels in the water and the air in this city . as much as i love this city , i think i 'm going to have to find a greener city to live in . living in a polluted city like this just ca n't be good for
the air quality in this city is horrendous ! the pollution levels were so high that we were n't supposed to go outside with a face mask again ! exhaust fumes from vehicles cause a great deal of damage to the environment . on top of that , there are a few large chemical factories in the suburbs , which are contributing to the high pollution levels in the water and the air in this city . as much as i love this city , i think i 'm going to have to find a greener city to live in . living in a polluted city like this just ca n't be good for
the air quality in this city is horrendous ! the pollution levels were so high that we were n't supposed to go outside with a face mask again ! exhaust fumes from vehicles cause a great deal of damage to the environment . on top of that , there are a few large chemical factories in the suburbs , which are contributing to the high pollution levels in the water and the air in this city . as much as i love this city , i think i 'm going to have to find a greener city to live in . living in a polluted city like this just ca n't be good for
the air quality in this city is horrendous ! the pollution levels were so high that we were n't supposed to go outside with a face mask again ! exhaust fumes from vehicles cause a great deal of damage to the environment . on top of that , there are a few large chemical factories in the suburbs , which are contributing to the high pollution levels in the water and the air in this city . as much as i love this city , i think i 'm going to have to find a greener city to live in . living in a polluted city like this just ca n't be good for
the air quality in this city is horrendous ! the pollution levels were so high that we were n't supposed to go outside with a face mask again ! exhaust fumes from vehicles cause a great deal of damage to the environment . on top of that , there are a few large chemical factories in the suburbs , which are contributing to the high pollution levels in the water and the air in this city . as much as i love this city , i think i 'm going to have to find a greener city to live in . living in a polluted city like this just ca n't be good for
the air quality in this city is horrendous ! the pollution levels were so high that we were n't supposed to go outside with a face mask again ! exhaust fumes from vehicles cause a great deal of damage to the environment . on top of that , there are a few large chemical factories in the suburbs , which are contributing to the high pollution levels in the water and the air in this city . as much as i love this city , i think i 'm going to have to find a greener city to live in . living in a polluted city like this just ca n't be good for
the air quality in this city is horrendous ! the pollution levels were so high that we were n't supposed to go outside with a face mask again ! exhaust fumes from vehicles cause a great deal of damage to the environment . on top of that , there are a few large chemical factories in the suburbs , which are contributing to the high pollution levels in the water and the air in this city . as much as i love this city , i think i 'm going to have to find a greener city to live in . living in a polluted city like this just ca n't be good for
the air quality in this city is horrendous ! the pollution levels were so high that we were n't supposed to go outside with a face mask again ! exhaust fumes from vehicles cause a great deal of damage to the environment . on top of that , there are a few large chemical factories in the suburbs , which are contributing to the high pollution levels in the water and the air in this city . as much as i love this city , i think i 'm going to have to find a greener city to live in . living in a polluted city like this just ca n't be good for
i agree . they 're very lovely , especially huan huan . is that the red one ? that is my favorite , too . do you know how much they are ? the five dolls are sold together as a set , and they 're priced according to the size . the bigger they are the more expensive . oh , i see . if i buy more than a set , can i get any discount ? i do n't think so . all the souvenirs of the olympic games are very hot right now .
i agree . they 're very lovely , especially huan huan . is that the red one ? that is my favorite , too . do you know how much they are ? the five dolls are sold together as a set , and they 're priced according to the size . the bigger they are the more expensive . oh , i see . if i buy more than a set , can i get any discount ? i do n't think so . all the souvenirs of the olympic games are very hot right now .
i agree . they 're very lovely , especially huan huan . is that the red one ? that is my favorite , too . do you know how much they are ? the five dolls are sold together as a set , and they 're priced according to the size . the bigger they are the more expensive . oh , i see . if i buy more than a set , can i get any discount ? i do n't think so . all the souvenirs of the olympic games are very hot right now .
i agree . they 're very lovely , especially huan huan . is that the red one ? that is my favorite , too . do you know how much they are ? the five dolls are sold together as a set , and they 're priced according to the size . the bigger they are the more expensive . oh , i see . if i buy more than a set , can i get any discount ? i do n't think so . all the souvenirs of the olympic games are very hot right now .
i agree . they 're very lovely , especially huan huan . is that the red one ? that is my favorite , too . do you know how much they are ? the five dolls are sold together as a set , and they 're priced according to the size . the bigger they are the more expensive . oh , i see . if i buy more than a set , can i get any discount ? i do n't think so . all the souvenirs of the olympic games are very hot right now .
i agree . they 're very lovely , especially huan huan . is that the red one ? that is my favorite , too . do you know how much they are ? the five dolls are sold together as a set , and they 're priced according to the size . the bigger they are the more expensive . oh , i see . if i buy more than a set , can i get any discount ? i do n't think so . all the souvenirs of the olympic games are very hot right now .
i agree . they 're very lovely , especially huan huan . is that the red one ? that is my favorite , too . do you know how much they are ? the five dolls are sold together as a set , and they 're priced according to the size . the bigger they are the more expensive . oh , i see . if i buy more than a set , can i get any discount ? i do n't think so . all the souvenirs of the olympic games are very hot right now .
i agree . they 're very lovely , especially huan huan . is that the red one ? that is my favorite , too . do you know how much they are ? the five dolls are sold together as a set , and they 're priced according to the size . the bigger they are the more expensive . oh , i see . if i buy more than a set , can i get any discount ? i do n't think so . all the souvenirs of the olympic games are very hot right now .
i agree . they 're very lovely , especially huan huan . is that the red one ? that is my favorite , too . do you know how much they are ? the five dolls are sold together as a set , and they 're priced according to the size . the bigger they are the more expensive . oh , i see . if i buy more than a set , can i get any discount ? i do n't think so . all the souvenirs of the olympic games are very hot right now .
john ! wait a second ! i was just heading downstairs for a cup of coffee . you want to come ? i ' ve got some good news ! sure . let me just grab my wallet . you certainly do look happy this morning . i am . don ' t worry about getting your wallet . it ' s my treat .
john ! wait a second ! i was just heading downstairs for a cup of coffee . you want to come ? i ' ve got some good news ! sure . let me just grab my wallet . you certainly do look happy this morning . i am . don ' t worry about getting your wallet . it ' s my treat .
john ! wait a second ! i was just heading downstairs for a cup of coffee . you want to come ? i ' ve got some good news ! sure . let me just grab my wallet . you certainly do look happy this morning . i am . don ' t worry about getting your wallet . it ' s my treat .
john ! wait a second ! i was just heading downstairs for a cup of coffee . you want to come ? i ' ve got some good news ! sure . let me just grab my wallet . you certainly do look happy this morning . i am . don ' t worry about getting your wallet . it ' s my treat .
john ! wait a second ! i was just heading downstairs for a cup of coffee . you want to come ? i ' ve got some good news ! sure . let me just grab my wallet . you certainly do look happy this morning . i am . don ' t worry about getting your wallet . it ' s my treat .
john ! wait a second ! i was just heading downstairs for a cup of coffee . you want to come ? i ' ve got some good news ! sure . let me just grab my wallet . you certainly do look happy this morning . i am . don ' t worry about getting your wallet . it ' s my treat .
john ! wait a second ! i was just heading downstairs for a cup of coffee . you want to come ? i ' ve got some good news ! sure . let me just grab my wallet . you certainly do look happy this morning . i am . don ' t worry about getting your wallet . it ' s my treat .
john ! wait a second ! i was just heading downstairs for a cup of coffee . you want to come ? i ' ve got some good news ! sure . let me just grab my wallet . you certainly do look happy this morning . i am . don ' t worry about getting your wallet . it ' s my treat .
john ! wait a second ! i was just heading downstairs for a cup of coffee . you want to come ? i ' ve got some good news ! sure . let me just grab my wallet . you certainly do look happy this morning . i am . don ' t worry about getting your wallet . it ' s my treat .
i did learn that . so , then why did you speed up ? i do n't know what to tell you . i 'm going to have to write you a ticket . i understand .
i did learn that . so , then why did you speed up ? i do n't know what to tell you . i 'm going to have to write you a ticket . i understand .
i did learn that . so , then why did you speed up ? i do n't know what to tell you . i 'm going to have to write you a ticket . i understand .
i did learn that . so , then why did you speed up ? i do n't know what to tell you . i 'm going to have to write you a ticket . i understand .
i did learn that . so , then why did you speed up ? i do n't know what to tell you . i 'm going to have to write you a ticket . i understand .
i did learn that . so , then why did you speed up ? i do n't know what to tell you . i 'm going to have to write you a ticket . i understand .
i did learn that . so , then why did you speed up ? i do n't know what to tell you . i 'm going to have to write you a ticket . i understand .
i did learn that . so , then why did you speed up ? i do n't know what to tell you . i 'm going to have to write you a ticket . i understand .
i did learn that . so , then why did you speed up ? i do n't know what to tell you . i 'm going to have to write you a ticket . i understand .
sure . where do you want to go ? are you in the mood for anything in particular ? how about some dumplings ? i just ca n't get enough of them . dumplings again ? ! oh , amy , let 's try something new ! well , what do you have in mind ? how about the mongolian hot pot ?
sure . where do you want to go ? are you in the mood for anything in particular ? how about some dumplings ? i just ca n't get enough of them . dumplings again ? ! oh , amy , let 's try something new ! well , what do you have in mind ? how about the mongolian hot pot ?
sure . where do you want to go ? are you in the mood for anything in particular ? how about some dumplings ? i just ca n't get enough of them . dumplings again ? ! oh , amy , let 's try something new ! well , what do you have in mind ? how about the mongolian hot pot ?
sure . where do you want to go ? are you in the mood for anything in particular ? how about some dumplings ? i just ca n't get enough of them . dumplings again ? ! oh , amy , let 's try something new ! well , what do you have in mind ? how about the mongolian hot pot ?
sure . where do you want to go ? are you in the mood for anything in particular ? how about some dumplings ? i just ca n't get enough of them . dumplings again ? ! oh , amy , let 's try something new ! well , what do you have in mind ? how about the mongolian hot pot ?
sure . where do you want to go ? are you in the mood for anything in particular ? how about some dumplings ? i just ca n't get enough of them . dumplings again ? ! oh , amy , let 's try something new ! well , what do you have in mind ? how about the mongolian hot pot ?
sure . where do you want to go ? are you in the mood for anything in particular ? how about some dumplings ? i just ca n't get enough of them . dumplings again ? ! oh , amy , let 's try something new ! well , what do you have in mind ? how about the mongolian hot pot ?
sure . where do you want to go ? are you in the mood for anything in particular ? how about some dumplings ? i just ca n't get enough of them . dumplings again ? ! oh , amy , let 's try something new ! well , what do you have in mind ? how about the mongolian hot pot ?
sure . where do you want to go ? are you in the mood for anything in particular ? how about some dumplings ? i just ca n't get enough of them . dumplings again ? ! oh , amy , let 's try something new ! well , what do you have in mind ? how about the mongolian hot pot ?
hi there how are you doing this evening ? hi , sitting here with my three dogs watching the olympics ! nice i do not want to go back to work i am a waitress i love being in a polyamorous open relationship ! iol well i wish i was brave enough to do that my father was a salesman , helps my dog walking business now that is nice i've a motorbike don't know what car to get for winter very very cool . sounds fun yes i had them put red with blue stripes to be shinny for when racing so is my dog , wow so cool so what do you do in your spare time ? lead singer for a band , music teacher wow nice are you really good ? millions of plays on soundcloud really would you share or are you shy
hi there how are you doing this evening ? hi , sitting here with my three dogs watching the olympics ! nice i do not want to go back to work i am a waitress i love being in a polyamorous open relationship ! iol well i wish i was brave enough to do that my father was a salesman , helps my dog walking business now that is nice i've a motorbike don't know what car to get for winter very very cool . sounds fun yes i had them put red with blue stripes to be shinny for when racing so is my dog , wow so cool so what do you do in your spare time ? lead singer for a band , music teacher wow nice are you really good ? millions of plays on soundcloud really would you share or are you shy
hi there how are you doing this evening ? hi , sitting here with my three dogs watching the olympics ! nice i do not want to go back to work i am a waitress i love being in a polyamorous open relationship ! iol well i wish i was brave enough to do that my father was a salesman , helps my dog walking business now that is nice i've a motorbike don't know what car to get for winter very very cool . sounds fun yes i had them put red with blue stripes to be shinny for when racing so is my dog , wow so cool so what do you do in your spare time ? lead singer for a band , music teacher wow nice are you really good ? millions of plays on soundcloud really would you share or are you shy
hi there how are you doing this evening ? hi , sitting here with my three dogs watching the olympics ! nice i do not want to go back to work i am a waitress i love being in a polyamorous open relationship ! iol well i wish i was brave enough to do that my father was a salesman , helps my dog walking business now that is nice i've a motorbike don't know what car to get for winter very very cool . sounds fun yes i had them put red with blue stripes to be shinny for when racing so is my dog , wow so cool so what do you do in your spare time ? lead singer for a band , music teacher wow nice are you really good ? millions of plays on soundcloud really would you share or are you shy
hi there how are you doing this evening ? hi , sitting here with my three dogs watching the olympics ! nice i do not want to go back to work i am a waitress i love being in a polyamorous open relationship ! iol well i wish i was brave enough to do that my father was a salesman , helps my dog walking business now that is nice i've a motorbike don't know what car to get for winter very very cool . sounds fun yes i had them put red with blue stripes to be shinny for when racing so is my dog , wow so cool so what do you do in your spare time ? lead singer for a band , music teacher wow nice are you really good ? millions of plays on soundcloud really would you share or are you shy
hello there , how are you ? i am well and you ? in honor of aim i'll ask a s l 45 m chicago in town . just trying to stay away from the bars i am 37 f tampa . i like my walks on the beach and cheeseburgers in paradise . funny thing is i came from farm life i was named after a horse . my boyfriend likes to may nay sounds at me . sounds like the crazy medicine i take just do not mix with alcohol or can get crazy around here . i used to be an alcoholic so no can do i tend to stick to my water only . soda is worse ! that's what everyone should strive for as long as i have my french fries ! well everyone can cheat once in a while of course . now all of this has made me hungry . you can go for some grub
hello there , how are you ? i am well and you ? in honor of aim i'll ask a s l 45 m chicago in town . just trying to stay away from the bars i am 37 f tampa . i like my walks on the beach and cheeseburgers in paradise . funny thing is i came from farm life i was named after a horse . my boyfriend likes to may nay sounds at me . sounds like the crazy medicine i take just do not mix with alcohol or can get crazy around here . i used to be an alcoholic so no can do i tend to stick to my water only . soda is worse ! that's what everyone should strive for as long as i have my french fries ! well everyone can cheat once in a while of course . now all of this has made me hungry . you can go for some grub
hello there , how are you ? i am well and you ? in honor of aim i'll ask a s l 45 m chicago in town . just trying to stay away from the bars i am 37 f tampa . i like my walks on the beach and cheeseburgers in paradise . funny thing is i came from farm life i was named after a horse . my boyfriend likes to may nay sounds at me . sounds like the crazy medicine i take just do not mix with alcohol or can get crazy around here . i used to be an alcoholic so no can do i tend to stick to my water only . soda is worse ! that's what everyone should strive for as long as i have my french fries ! well everyone can cheat once in a while of course . now all of this has made me hungry . you can go for some grub
hello there , how are you ? i am well and you ? in honor of aim i'll ask a s l 45 m chicago in town . just trying to stay away from the bars i am 37 f tampa . i like my walks on the beach and cheeseburgers in paradise . funny thing is i came from farm life i was named after a horse . my boyfriend likes to may nay sounds at me . sounds like the crazy medicine i take just do not mix with alcohol or can get crazy around here . i used to be an alcoholic so no can do i tend to stick to my water only . soda is worse ! that's what everyone should strive for as long as i have my french fries ! well everyone can cheat once in a while of course . now all of this has made me hungry . you can go for some grub
hello there , how are you ? i am well and you ? in honor of aim i'll ask a s l 45 m chicago in town . just trying to stay away from the bars i am 37 f tampa . i like my walks on the beach and cheeseburgers in paradise . funny thing is i came from farm life i was named after a horse . my boyfriend likes to may nay sounds at me . sounds like the crazy medicine i take just do not mix with alcohol or can get crazy around here . i used to be an alcoholic so no can do i tend to stick to my water only . soda is worse ! that's what everyone should strive for as long as i have my french fries ! well everyone can cheat once in a while of course . now all of this has made me hungry . you can go for some grub
hi ! how are you ? i just moved from germany to usa , nice place so far ! that's great , i am a grad student do you have any hobbies ? i really love sky diving , rollercoasters and cooking shows !
hi ! how are you ? i just moved from germany to usa , nice place so far ! that's great , i am a grad student do you have any hobbies ? i really love sky diving , rollercoasters and cooking shows !
hi ! how are you ? i just moved from germany to usa , nice place so far ! that's great , i am a grad student do you have any hobbies ? i really love sky diving , rollercoasters and cooking shows !
hi ! how are you ? i just moved from germany to usa , nice place so far ! that's great , i am a grad student do you have any hobbies ? i really love sky diving , rollercoasters and cooking shows !
hi ! how are you ? i just moved from germany to usa , nice place so far ! that's great , i am a grad student do you have any hobbies ? i really love sky diving , rollercoasters and cooking shows !
hello , how are you today ? do you like rabbits ? no i rather dog . i own two of them . i volunteer at a shelter , they are adorable . what do you do ? i'm a teacher and i love children . kids are great . i donate a lot of my income to several childrens programs . i would do that more often too if i had a larger income . i do not have a large income , just believe in helping others . do you like gardening ? i own a garden . i do love gardening . i work in a shipyard . i love the smell of the flowers in the air . i do too , it is one of lifes greatest pleasures .
hello , how are you today ? do you like rabbits ? no i rather dog . i own two of them . i volunteer at a shelter , they are adorable . what do you do ? i'm a teacher and i love children . kids are great . i donate a lot of my income to several childrens programs . i would do that more often too if i had a larger income . i do not have a large income , just believe in helping others . do you like gardening ? i own a garden . i do love gardening . i work in a shipyard . i love the smell of the flowers in the air . i do too , it is one of lifes greatest pleasures .
hello , how are you today ? do you like rabbits ? no i rather dog . i own two of them . i volunteer at a shelter , they are adorable . what do you do ? i'm a teacher and i love children . kids are great . i donate a lot of my income to several childrens programs . i would do that more often too if i had a larger income . i do not have a large income , just believe in helping others . do you like gardening ? i own a garden . i do love gardening . i work in a shipyard . i love the smell of the flowers in the air . i do too , it is one of lifes greatest pleasures .
hello , how are you today ? do you like rabbits ? no i rather dog . i own two of them . i volunteer at a shelter , they are adorable . what do you do ? i'm a teacher and i love children . kids are great . i donate a lot of my income to several childrens programs . i would do that more often too if i had a larger income . i do not have a large income , just believe in helping others . do you like gardening ? i own a garden . i do love gardening . i work in a shipyard . i love the smell of the flowers in the air . i do too , it is one of lifes greatest pleasures .
hello , how are you today ? do you like rabbits ? no i rather dog . i own two of them . i volunteer at a shelter , they are adorable . what do you do ? i'm a teacher and i love children . kids are great . i donate a lot of my income to several childrens programs . i would do that more often too if i had a larger income . i do not have a large income , just believe in helping others . do you like gardening ? i own a garden . i do love gardening . i work in a shipyard . i love the smell of the flowers in the air . i do too , it is one of lifes greatest pleasures .
hello ! who am i speaking with today ? hi , my name is taylor . you might know my dad , he was a construction worker . i may very well . what he in the military ? i was . no , do you like coffee ? because i love it ! no . i don't drink coffee . what ? well how about alcohol , i hate alcohol and the color pink i don't drink alcohol . my favorite color is blue . navy blue .
hello ! who am i speaking with today ? hi , my name is taylor . you might know my dad , he was a construction worker . i may very well . what he in the military ? i was . no , do you like coffee ? because i love it ! no . i don't drink coffee . what ? well how about alcohol , i hate alcohol and the color pink i don't drink alcohol . my favorite color is blue . navy blue .
hello ! who am i speaking with today ? hi , my name is taylor . you might know my dad , he was a construction worker . i may very well . what he in the military ? i was . no , do you like coffee ? because i love it ! no . i don't drink coffee . what ? well how about alcohol , i hate alcohol and the color pink i don't drink alcohol . my favorite color is blue . navy blue .
hello ! who am i speaking with today ? hi , my name is taylor . you might know my dad , he was a construction worker . i may very well . what he in the military ? i was . no , do you like coffee ? because i love it ! no . i don't drink coffee . what ? well how about alcohol , i hate alcohol and the color pink i don't drink alcohol . my favorite color is blue . navy blue .
hello ! who am i speaking with today ? hi , my name is taylor . you might know my dad , he was a construction worker . i may very well . what he in the military ? i was . no , do you like coffee ? because i love it ! no . i don't drink coffee . what ? well how about alcohol , i hate alcohol and the color pink i don't drink alcohol . my favorite color is blue . navy blue .
hello . how are you today ? i am a geek , because i love programming study for it now i am a construction worker . i do not know much about computers i am doing good , and you ? i also teach swimming locally that must be interesting . i don't have time outside of house building to do much that is fine , do you like death metal music ? no , not really . i'm more into stuff from the eighties . i see , i'm from india and you ? ohio . pretty boring , really . just me and my 5 cats . do you have pets ? do you like eighties music ? i love it . yep . absolutely . great stuff . bon jovi , poison , journey . . . all the hair bands no , i had a dog and a turtle in the past that is cool . why don't you have pets now ? yeah , i love those bands , you like hard stuff ? like metallica ? they are definitely cool .
hello . how are you today ? i am a geek , because i love programming study for it now i am a construction worker . i do not know much about computers i am doing good , and you ? i also teach swimming locally that must be interesting . i don't have time outside of house building to do much that is fine , do you like death metal music ? no , not really . i'm more into stuff from the eighties . i see , i'm from india and you ? ohio . pretty boring , really . just me and my 5 cats . do you have pets ? do you like eighties music ? i love it . yep . absolutely . great stuff . bon jovi , poison , journey . . . all the hair bands no , i had a dog and a turtle in the past that is cool . why don't you have pets now ? yeah , i love those bands , you like hard stuff ? like metallica ? they are definitely cool .
hello . how are you today ? i am a geek , because i love programming study for it now i am a construction worker . i do not know much about computers i am doing good , and you ? i also teach swimming locally that must be interesting . i don't have time outside of house building to do much that is fine , do you like death metal music ? no , not really . i'm more into stuff from the eighties . i see , i'm from india and you ? ohio . pretty boring , really . just me and my 5 cats . do you have pets ? do you like eighties music ? i love it . yep . absolutely . great stuff . bon jovi , poison , journey . . . all the hair bands no , i had a dog and a turtle in the past that is cool . why don't you have pets now ? yeah , i love those bands , you like hard stuff ? like metallica ? they are definitely cool .
hello . how are you today ? i am a geek , because i love programming study for it now i am a construction worker . i do not know much about computers i am doing good , and you ? i also teach swimming locally that must be interesting . i don't have time outside of house building to do much that is fine , do you like death metal music ? no , not really . i'm more into stuff from the eighties . i see , i'm from india and you ? ohio . pretty boring , really . just me and my 5 cats . do you have pets ? do you like eighties music ? i love it . yep . absolutely . great stuff . bon jovi , poison , journey . . . all the hair bands no , i had a dog and a turtle in the past that is cool . why don't you have pets now ? yeah , i love those bands , you like hard stuff ? like metallica ? they are definitely cool .
hello . how are you today ? i am a geek , because i love programming study for it now i am a construction worker . i do not know much about computers i am doing good , and you ? i also teach swimming locally that must be interesting . i don't have time outside of house building to do much that is fine , do you like death metal music ? no , not really . i'm more into stuff from the eighties . i see , i'm from india and you ? ohio . pretty boring , really . just me and my 5 cats . do you have pets ? do you like eighties music ? i love it . yep . absolutely . great stuff . bon jovi , poison , journey . . . all the hair bands no , i had a dog and a turtle in the past that is cool . why don't you have pets now ? yeah , i love those bands , you like hard stuff ? like metallica ? they are definitely cool .
hey . where are you from ? i'm from a farm in wisconsin i love ice cream what is your favorite ? mine is chocolate mine is mint chocolate chip
hey . where are you from ? i'm from a farm in wisconsin i love ice cream what is your favorite ? mine is chocolate mine is mint chocolate chip
hey . where are you from ? i'm from a farm in wisconsin i love ice cream what is your favorite ? mine is chocolate mine is mint chocolate chip
hey . where are you from ? i'm from a farm in wisconsin i love ice cream what is your favorite ? mine is chocolate mine is mint chocolate chip
hey . where are you from ? i'm from a farm in wisconsin i love ice cream what is your favorite ? mine is chocolate mine is mint chocolate chip
hi . how are you ? hello , i am very well . and you ? i am good . do you have a favorite band ? i do , i love metallica , i never heard them in india . i love the rolling stones . i see their concert every year . they are great too . so are the chili peppers . yes . they're . what do you do ? i am in college , studying it . i'm too . economics major . very nice . i'd love to travel . that would be great ! we just bought a house so no travel soon i am looking at a house as well . i'm married and have two kids . we needed more space . i'd like children and a husband one day . i follow a raw diet . do you ?
hi . how are you ? hello , i am very well . and you ? i am good . do you have a favorite band ? i do , i love metallica , i never heard them in india . i love the rolling stones . i see their concert every year . they are great too . so are the chili peppers . yes . they're . what do you do ? i am in college , studying it . i'm too . economics major . very nice . i'd love to travel . that would be great ! we just bought a house so no travel soon i am looking at a house as well . i'm married and have two kids . we needed more space . i'd like children and a husband one day . i follow a raw diet . do you ?
hi . how are you ? hello , i am very well . and you ? i am good . do you have a favorite band ? i do , i love metallica , i never heard them in india . i love the rolling stones . i see their concert every year . they are great too . so are the chili peppers . yes . they're . what do you do ? i am in college , studying it . i'm too . economics major . very nice . i'd love to travel . that would be great ! we just bought a house so no travel soon i am looking at a house as well . i'm married and have two kids . we needed more space . i'd like children and a husband one day . i follow a raw diet . do you ?
hi . how are you ? hello , i am very well . and you ? i am good . do you have a favorite band ? i do , i love metallica , i never heard them in india . i love the rolling stones . i see their concert every year . they are great too . so are the chili peppers . yes . they're . what do you do ? i am in college , studying it . i'm too . economics major . very nice . i'd love to travel . that would be great ! we just bought a house so no travel soon i am looking at a house as well . i'm married and have two kids . we needed more space . i'd like children and a husband one day . i follow a raw diet . do you ?
hi . how are you ? hello , i am very well . and you ? i am good . do you have a favorite band ? i do , i love metallica , i never heard them in india . i love the rolling stones . i see their concert every year . they are great too . so are the chili peppers . yes . they're . what do you do ? i am in college , studying it . i'm too . economics major . very nice . i'd love to travel . that would be great ! we just bought a house so no travel soon i am looking at a house as well . i'm married and have two kids . we needed more space . i'd like children and a husband one day . i follow a raw diet . do you ?
hi ! i don't like the color orange . hello . i like to shoot hoops , so orange balls are good with me . that's amazing . i like dancing on weekends . you ? right now i am applying for jobs , i want to work in a restaurant . that is amazing . good luck . i do not like fashion though . i get you , my favorite rapper is pretty stylish , travis scott . i totally like travis . i liked doing chemistry too awesome . my mom wanted to be a chemist , but ended up a dentist ! go figure ! it seems to be hard to be a chemist . what do you do ? unemployed at the moment , i really want to work at a snazzy restaurant . you will get it . do not worry . i now work in a nice bookstore .
hi ! i don't like the color orange . hello . i like to shoot hoops , so orange balls are good with me . that's amazing . i like dancing on weekends . you ? right now i am applying for jobs , i want to work in a restaurant . that is amazing . good luck . i do not like fashion though . i get you , my favorite rapper is pretty stylish , travis scott . i totally like travis . i liked doing chemistry too awesome . my mom wanted to be a chemist , but ended up a dentist ! go figure ! it seems to be hard to be a chemist . what do you do ? unemployed at the moment , i really want to work at a snazzy restaurant . you will get it . do not worry . i now work in a nice bookstore .
hi ! i don't like the color orange . hello . i like to shoot hoops , so orange balls are good with me . that's amazing . i like dancing on weekends . you ? right now i am applying for jobs , i want to work in a restaurant . that is amazing . good luck . i do not like fashion though . i get you , my favorite rapper is pretty stylish , travis scott . i totally like travis . i liked doing chemistry too awesome . my mom wanted to be a chemist , but ended up a dentist ! go figure ! it seems to be hard to be a chemist . what do you do ? unemployed at the moment , i really want to work at a snazzy restaurant . you will get it . do not worry . i now work in a nice bookstore .
hi ! i don't like the color orange . hello . i like to shoot hoops , so orange balls are good with me . that's amazing . i like dancing on weekends . you ? right now i am applying for jobs , i want to work in a restaurant . that is amazing . good luck . i do not like fashion though . i get you , my favorite rapper is pretty stylish , travis scott . i totally like travis . i liked doing chemistry too awesome . my mom wanted to be a chemist , but ended up a dentist ! go figure ! it seems to be hard to be a chemist . what do you do ? unemployed at the moment , i really want to work at a snazzy restaurant . you will get it . do not worry . i now work in a nice bookstore .
hi ! i don't like the color orange . hello . i like to shoot hoops , so orange balls are good with me . that's amazing . i like dancing on weekends . you ? right now i am applying for jobs , i want to work in a restaurant . that is amazing . good luck . i do not like fashion though . i get you , my favorite rapper is pretty stylish , travis scott . i totally like travis . i liked doing chemistry too awesome . my mom wanted to be a chemist , but ended up a dentist ! go figure ! it seems to be hard to be a chemist . what do you do ? unemployed at the moment , i really want to work at a snazzy restaurant . you will get it . do not worry . i now work in a nice bookstore .
hello . do you speak another language ? hi , i love sports because my parents are athletic my dad is works with electronics . i love the guitar and the violin
hello . do you speak another language ? hi , i love sports because my parents are athletic my dad is works with electronics . i love the guitar and the violin
hello . do you speak another language ? hi , i love sports because my parents are athletic my dad is works with electronics . i love the guitar and the violin
hello . do you speak another language ? hi , i love sports because my parents are athletic my dad is works with electronics . i love the guitar and the violin
hello . do you speak another language ? hi , i love sports because my parents are athletic my dad is works with electronics . i love the guitar and the violin
hello i am 60 years old hi ! i just sat down to listen to some classical music . i love classical music as a librarian its my favorite being a christian i also like christian rock . do you like to read ? i love to read , i have been to spain and while there i read more than ever never been there . i love to ride on my tractor . i love the outdoors . i'll be retiring in a few years , do you like camping ? i do ! i am very different from my sister . she is a pole dancer in a club . that is a big difference . when you camp , how do you cook ? with a campfire and cast iron pans . i will love relaxing in nature . i just purchased a beautiful red sweater . red is my absolute favorite color . that's perfect for the holidays . i love to sew sweaters and hoodies . i love to crochet ! it is time to start thinking about the holidays ! yes , i sometimes use a loom for crochet too .
hello i am 60 years old hi ! i just sat down to listen to some classical music . i love classical music as a librarian its my favorite being a christian i also like christian rock . do you like to read ? i love to read , i have been to spain and while there i read more than ever never been there . i love to ride on my tractor . i love the outdoors . i'll be retiring in a few years , do you like camping ? i do ! i am very different from my sister . she is a pole dancer in a club . that is a big difference . when you camp , how do you cook ? with a campfire and cast iron pans . i will love relaxing in nature . i just purchased a beautiful red sweater . red is my absolute favorite color . that's perfect for the holidays . i love to sew sweaters and hoodies . i love to crochet ! it is time to start thinking about the holidays ! yes , i sometimes use a loom for crochet too .
hello i am 60 years old hi ! i just sat down to listen to some classical music . i love classical music as a librarian its my favorite being a christian i also like christian rock . do you like to read ? i love to read , i have been to spain and while there i read more than ever never been there . i love to ride on my tractor . i love the outdoors . i'll be retiring in a few years , do you like camping ? i do ! i am very different from my sister . she is a pole dancer in a club . that is a big difference . when you camp , how do you cook ? with a campfire and cast iron pans . i will love relaxing in nature . i just purchased a beautiful red sweater . red is my absolute favorite color . that's perfect for the holidays . i love to sew sweaters and hoodies . i love to crochet ! it is time to start thinking about the holidays ! yes , i sometimes use a loom for crochet too .
hello i am 60 years old hi ! i just sat down to listen to some classical music . i love classical music as a librarian its my favorite being a christian i also like christian rock . do you like to read ? i love to read , i have been to spain and while there i read more than ever never been there . i love to ride on my tractor . i love the outdoors . i'll be retiring in a few years , do you like camping ? i do ! i am very different from my sister . she is a pole dancer in a club . that is a big difference . when you camp , how do you cook ? with a campfire and cast iron pans . i will love relaxing in nature . i just purchased a beautiful red sweater . red is my absolute favorite color . that's perfect for the holidays . i love to sew sweaters and hoodies . i love to crochet ! it is time to start thinking about the holidays ! yes , i sometimes use a loom for crochet too .
hello i am 60 years old hi ! i just sat down to listen to some classical music . i love classical music as a librarian its my favorite being a christian i also like christian rock . do you like to read ? i love to read , i have been to spain and while there i read more than ever never been there . i love to ride on my tractor . i love the outdoors . i'll be retiring in a few years , do you like camping ? i do ! i am very different from my sister . she is a pole dancer in a club . that is a big difference . when you camp , how do you cook ? with a campfire and cast iron pans . i will love relaxing in nature . i just purchased a beautiful red sweater . red is my absolute favorite color . that's perfect for the holidays . i love to sew sweaters and hoodies . i love to crochet ! it is time to start thinking about the holidays ! yes , i sometimes use a loom for crochet too .
i there i'm from pennsylvania . how about you ? i'm in ohio . we are almost neighbors . i know . do you have any kids ? i am expecting my first child soon . congratulations ! i do not have any kids . the musician lifestyle is too hard for that . oh that sounds exciting . i just became a pa 3 months ago . my job is boring . i'm sorry to hear that . is there something you would rather be doing ? making documentaries because i love them . wow . that sounds pretty interesting . what subjects would you focus on ? my husband and his job wow . he must be a pretty interesting guy if you are going to do a documentary . he is the best that's why i let him impregnate me
i there i'm from pennsylvania . how about you ? i'm in ohio . we are almost neighbors . i know . do you have any kids ? i am expecting my first child soon . congratulations ! i do not have any kids . the musician lifestyle is too hard for that . oh that sounds exciting . i just became a pa 3 months ago . my job is boring . i'm sorry to hear that . is there something you would rather be doing ? making documentaries because i love them . wow . that sounds pretty interesting . what subjects would you focus on ? my husband and his job wow . he must be a pretty interesting guy if you are going to do a documentary . he is the best that's why i let him impregnate me
i there i'm from pennsylvania . how about you ? i'm in ohio . we are almost neighbors . i know . do you have any kids ? i am expecting my first child soon . congratulations ! i do not have any kids . the musician lifestyle is too hard for that . oh that sounds exciting . i just became a pa 3 months ago . my job is boring . i'm sorry to hear that . is there something you would rather be doing ? making documentaries because i love them . wow . that sounds pretty interesting . what subjects would you focus on ? my husband and his job wow . he must be a pretty interesting guy if you are going to do a documentary . he is the best that's why i let him impregnate me
i there i'm from pennsylvania . how about you ? i'm in ohio . we are almost neighbors . i know . do you have any kids ? i am expecting my first child soon . congratulations ! i do not have any kids . the musician lifestyle is too hard for that . oh that sounds exciting . i just became a pa 3 months ago . my job is boring . i'm sorry to hear that . is there something you would rather be doing ? making documentaries because i love them . wow . that sounds pretty interesting . what subjects would you focus on ? my husband and his job wow . he must be a pretty interesting guy if you are going to do a documentary . he is the best that's why i let him impregnate me
i there i'm from pennsylvania . how about you ? i'm in ohio . we are almost neighbors . i know . do you have any kids ? i am expecting my first child soon . congratulations ! i do not have any kids . the musician lifestyle is too hard for that . oh that sounds exciting . i just became a pa 3 months ago . my job is boring . i'm sorry to hear that . is there something you would rather be doing ? making documentaries because i love them . wow . that sounds pretty interesting . what subjects would you focus on ? my husband and his job wow . he must be a pretty interesting guy if you are going to do a documentary . he is the best that's why i let him impregnate me
hello ! are you interested in adopting a rescued bunny ? i love bunnies but i'm busy moving into a new apartment with my boyfriend i'd have loved to live with my girlfriend before i went into the navy the navy sounds tough . i teach elementary school . i only joined because i love the color . i much prefer working with the bunny rescue , now . i would like to take pictures of the bunnies . do you help alot of rabbits ? yes , by volunteering and donating to them each month . what do take pictures of ? i just enjoy photography and the colors red and silver . i've a silver eared bunny you would love , with a red , white , and navy blue bow .
hello ! are you interested in adopting a rescued bunny ? i love bunnies but i'm busy moving into a new apartment with my boyfriend i'd have loved to live with my girlfriend before i went into the navy the navy sounds tough . i teach elementary school . i only joined because i love the color . i much prefer working with the bunny rescue , now . i would like to take pictures of the bunnies . do you help alot of rabbits ? yes , by volunteering and donating to them each month . what do take pictures of ? i just enjoy photography and the colors red and silver . i've a silver eared bunny you would love , with a red , white , and navy blue bow .
hello ! are you interested in adopting a rescued bunny ? i love bunnies but i'm busy moving into a new apartment with my boyfriend i'd have loved to live with my girlfriend before i went into the navy the navy sounds tough . i teach elementary school . i only joined because i love the color . i much prefer working with the bunny rescue , now . i would like to take pictures of the bunnies . do you help alot of rabbits ? yes , by volunteering and donating to them each month . what do take pictures of ? i just enjoy photography and the colors red and silver . i've a silver eared bunny you would love , with a red , white , and navy blue bow .
hello ! are you interested in adopting a rescued bunny ? i love bunnies but i'm busy moving into a new apartment with my boyfriend i'd have loved to live with my girlfriend before i went into the navy the navy sounds tough . i teach elementary school . i only joined because i love the color . i much prefer working with the bunny rescue , now . i would like to take pictures of the bunnies . do you help alot of rabbits ? yes , by volunteering and donating to them each month . what do take pictures of ? i just enjoy photography and the colors red and silver . i've a silver eared bunny you would love , with a red , white , and navy blue bow .
hello ! are you interested in adopting a rescued bunny ? i love bunnies but i'm busy moving into a new apartment with my boyfriend i'd have loved to live with my girlfriend before i went into the navy the navy sounds tough . i teach elementary school . i only joined because i love the color . i much prefer working with the bunny rescue , now . i would like to take pictures of the bunnies . do you help alot of rabbits ? yes , by volunteering and donating to them each month . what do take pictures of ? i just enjoy photography and the colors red and silver . i've a silver eared bunny you would love , with a red , white , and navy blue bow .
hello hope your having a good night tonight ? i know i am . that is good ! i am watching football highlights . really what teams . and who are you rooting for . i'm a green bay packer fan . do you like football ? no i am not a fan but my son is . how many kids do you have ? 2 children both fully grow . they never drop by . i have kids too . i also have a couple pets . pets ? what kind dogs cats fish or birds ?
hello hope your having a good night tonight ? i know i am . that is good ! i am watching football highlights . really what teams . and who are you rooting for . i'm a green bay packer fan . do you like football ? no i am not a fan but my son is . how many kids do you have ? 2 children both fully grow . they never drop by . i have kids too . i also have a couple pets . pets ? what kind dogs cats fish or birds ?
hello hope your having a good night tonight ? i know i am . that is good ! i am watching football highlights . really what teams . and who are you rooting for . i'm a green bay packer fan . do you like football ? no i am not a fan but my son is . how many kids do you have ? 2 children both fully grow . they never drop by . i have kids too . i also have a couple pets . pets ? what kind dogs cats fish or birds ?
hello hope your having a good night tonight ? i know i am . that is good ! i am watching football highlights . really what teams . and who are you rooting for . i'm a green bay packer fan . do you like football ? no i am not a fan but my son is . how many kids do you have ? 2 children both fully grow . they never drop by . i have kids too . i also have a couple pets . pets ? what kind dogs cats fish or birds ?
hello hope your having a good night tonight ? i know i am . that is good ! i am watching football highlights . really what teams . and who are you rooting for . i'm a green bay packer fan . do you like football ? no i am not a fan but my son is . how many kids do you have ? 2 children both fully grow . they never drop by . i have kids too . i also have a couple pets . pets ? what kind dogs cats fish or birds ?
my name is joan , and i live in illinois . i'm a kindergarten teacher . hello joan ! i'm chrissy from minnesota . i'm building a robot for my work . that sounds exciting ! i'm clumsy with electronics .
my name is joan , and i live in illinois . i'm a kindergarten teacher . hello joan ! i'm chrissy from minnesota . i'm building a robot for my work . that sounds exciting ! i'm clumsy with electronics .
my name is joan , and i live in illinois . i'm a kindergarten teacher . hello joan ! i'm chrissy from minnesota . i'm building a robot for my work . that sounds exciting ! i'm clumsy with electronics .
my name is joan , and i live in illinois . i'm a kindergarten teacher . hello joan ! i'm chrissy from minnesota . i'm building a robot for my work . that sounds exciting ! i'm clumsy with electronics .
my name is joan , and i live in illinois . i'm a kindergarten teacher . hello joan ! i'm chrissy from minnesota . i'm building a robot for my work . that sounds exciting ! i'm clumsy with electronics .
hi , i am taking a break from studying my computer programming what is computer programming , i am new to the united states . i'm from india so i understand . it is telling computers how to run programs cool , i was born in somalia , but my aunt helped me escape . that was nice of her ! my aunt taught me how to swim i had to get away , i was forced to marry young , but now i am happy did you take your spouse with you ? no , i had to escape him . it was not fun times . i am sorry . i am glad you are safe now thank you , do you do anything in your free time ? i love death metal music . i listen and write some too . death metal , is that the music you get whip lash from ? yeah ! i also coach competitive swimming .
hi , i am taking a break from studying my computer programming what is computer programming , i am new to the united states . i'm from india so i understand . it is telling computers how to run programs cool , i was born in somalia , but my aunt helped me escape . that was nice of her ! my aunt taught me how to swim i had to get away , i was forced to marry young , but now i am happy did you take your spouse with you ? no , i had to escape him . it was not fun times . i am sorry . i am glad you are safe now thank you , do you do anything in your free time ? i love death metal music . i listen and write some too . death metal , is that the music you get whip lash from ? yeah ! i also coach competitive swimming .
hi , i am taking a break from studying my computer programming what is computer programming , i am new to the united states . i'm from india so i understand . it is telling computers how to run programs cool , i was born in somalia , but my aunt helped me escape . that was nice of her ! my aunt taught me how to swim i had to get away , i was forced to marry young , but now i am happy did you take your spouse with you ? no , i had to escape him . it was not fun times . i am sorry . i am glad you are safe now thank you , do you do anything in your free time ? i love death metal music . i listen and write some too . death metal , is that the music you get whip lash from ? yeah ! i also coach competitive swimming .
hi , i am taking a break from studying my computer programming what is computer programming , i am new to the united states . i'm from india so i understand . it is telling computers how to run programs cool , i was born in somalia , but my aunt helped me escape . that was nice of her ! my aunt taught me how to swim i had to get away , i was forced to marry young , but now i am happy did you take your spouse with you ? no , i had to escape him . it was not fun times . i am sorry . i am glad you are safe now thank you , do you do anything in your free time ? i love death metal music . i listen and write some too . death metal , is that the music you get whip lash from ? yeah ! i also coach competitive swimming .
hi , i am taking a break from studying my computer programming what is computer programming , i am new to the united states . i'm from india so i understand . it is telling computers how to run programs cool , i was born in somalia , but my aunt helped me escape . that was nice of her ! my aunt taught me how to swim i had to get away , i was forced to marry young , but now i am happy did you take your spouse with you ? no , i had to escape him . it was not fun times . i am sorry . i am glad you are safe now thank you , do you do anything in your free time ? i love death metal music . i listen and write some too . death metal , is that the music you get whip lash from ? yeah ! i also coach competitive swimming .
hello , how are you ? where abouts are you ? i'm in chicago . where are you ? in scotland . is chicago as cold and wet as it is here ? yes , but i am allergic to water . this is very unfortunate . it is . how do you keep clean ? i don't go outside much . i stay clean this way . i want to go outside . i managed to break my arm skateboarding so i m stuck indoors . i only stream to my 100 , 000 subscribers on twitch . i do not play real sports 100k is very impressive . how long did it take to get that many ? since i helped make starcraft , my name was already out there . 6 months . made as in developed ? that s very cool .
hello , how are you ? where abouts are you ? i'm in chicago . where are you ? in scotland . is chicago as cold and wet as it is here ? yes , but i am allergic to water . this is very unfortunate . it is . how do you keep clean ? i don't go outside much . i stay clean this way . i want to go outside . i managed to break my arm skateboarding so i m stuck indoors . i only stream to my 100 , 000 subscribers on twitch . i do not play real sports 100k is very impressive . how long did it take to get that many ? since i helped make starcraft , my name was already out there . 6 months . made as in developed ? that s very cool .
hello , how are you ? where abouts are you ? i'm in chicago . where are you ? in scotland . is chicago as cold and wet as it is here ? yes , but i am allergic to water . this is very unfortunate . it is . how do you keep clean ? i don't go outside much . i stay clean this way . i want to go outside . i managed to break my arm skateboarding so i m stuck indoors . i only stream to my 100 , 000 subscribers on twitch . i do not play real sports 100k is very impressive . how long did it take to get that many ? since i helped make starcraft , my name was already out there . 6 months . made as in developed ? that s very cool .
hello , how are you ? where abouts are you ? i'm in chicago . where are you ? in scotland . is chicago as cold and wet as it is here ? yes , but i am allergic to water . this is very unfortunate . it is . how do you keep clean ? i don't go outside much . i stay clean this way . i want to go outside . i managed to break my arm skateboarding so i m stuck indoors . i only stream to my 100 , 000 subscribers on twitch . i do not play real sports 100k is very impressive . how long did it take to get that many ? since i helped make starcraft , my name was already out there . 6 months . made as in developed ? that s very cool .
hello , how are you ? where abouts are you ? i'm in chicago . where are you ? in scotland . is chicago as cold and wet as it is here ? yes , but i am allergic to water . this is very unfortunate . it is . how do you keep clean ? i don't go outside much . i stay clean this way . i want to go outside . i managed to break my arm skateboarding so i m stuck indoors . i only stream to my 100 , 000 subscribers on twitch . i do not play real sports 100k is very impressive . how long did it take to get that many ? since i helped make starcraft , my name was already out there . 6 months . made as in developed ? that s very cool .
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hello how are you today
hello how are you today
hello how are you today
hello how are you today
hello , how are you doing today ? i am okay . i wish my children would visit more , though . i am sorry to hear that . i turn to my spouse in times like that . i do , as well . though my husband liked me more when i was younger and prettier . that's unfortunate . have you talked to anyone about this ?
hello , how are you doing today ? i am okay . i wish my children would visit more , though . i am sorry to hear that . i turn to my spouse in times like that . i do , as well . though my husband liked me more when i was younger and prettier . that's unfortunate . have you talked to anyone about this ?
hello , how are you doing today ? i am okay . i wish my children would visit more , though . i am sorry to hear that . i turn to my spouse in times like that . i do , as well . though my husband liked me more when i was younger and prettier . that's unfortunate . have you talked to anyone about this ?
hello , how are you doing today ? i am okay . i wish my children would visit more , though . i am sorry to hear that . i turn to my spouse in times like that . i do , as well . though my husband liked me more when i was younger and prettier . that's unfortunate . have you talked to anyone about this ?
hello , how are you doing today ? i am okay . i wish my children would visit more , though . i am sorry to hear that . i turn to my spouse in times like that . i do , as well . though my husband liked me more when i was younger and prettier . that's unfortunate . have you talked to anyone about this ?
hi my name is jill how are you today ?
hi my name is jill how are you today ?
hi my name is jill how are you today ?
hi my name is jill how are you today ?
hi my name is jill how are you today ?
hey , i enjoy mowing lawns in the summer hello . how are you ? my pet turtle and i are sitting here . my turtle and myself love to grill outside mommy says to pick up toys . i do not like to . i want to play dolls ! yeah , i have been retired for a long time ! years !
hey , i enjoy mowing lawns in the summer hello . how are you ? my pet turtle and i are sitting here . my turtle and myself love to grill outside mommy says to pick up toys . i do not like to . i want to play dolls ! yeah , i have been retired for a long time ! years !
hey , i enjoy mowing lawns in the summer hello . how are you ? my pet turtle and i are sitting here . my turtle and myself love to grill outside mommy says to pick up toys . i do not like to . i want to play dolls ! yeah , i have been retired for a long time ! years !
hey , i enjoy mowing lawns in the summer hello . how are you ? my pet turtle and i are sitting here . my turtle and myself love to grill outside mommy says to pick up toys . i do not like to . i want to play dolls ! yeah , i have been retired for a long time ! years !
hey , i enjoy mowing lawns in the summer hello . how are you ? my pet turtle and i are sitting here . my turtle and myself love to grill outside mommy says to pick up toys . i do not like to . i want to play dolls ! yeah , i have been retired for a long time ! years !
hello . my softball game was canceled due to the hurricane . oh how are you doing ? i'm sorry to hear that . doing great . daddy was in the army , he taught me things . i once lived in my moms house . mine passed when i was eight .
hello . my softball game was canceled due to the hurricane . oh how are you doing ? i'm sorry to hear that . doing great . daddy was in the army , he taught me things . i once lived in my moms house . mine passed when i was eight .
hello . my softball game was canceled due to the hurricane . oh how are you doing ? i'm sorry to hear that . doing great . daddy was in the army , he taught me things . i once lived in my moms house . mine passed when i was eight .
hello . my softball game was canceled due to the hurricane . oh how are you doing ? i'm sorry to hear that . doing great . daddy was in the army , he taught me things . i once lived in my moms house . mine passed when i was eight .
hello . my softball game was canceled due to the hurricane . oh how are you doing ? i'm sorry to hear that . doing great . daddy was in the army , he taught me things . i once lived in my moms house . mine passed when i was eight .
hello . can you move objects with your mind ? hi how are you doing ? i am okay no i wish i could . i'm great . i had heart surgery and woke up with weird superpowers . i'm so sorry to hear that i believe your powers are from the lord . i do not know . my heart was outside of my body now it is in . i tend to watch large amounts of t . v . on free times . i love the walking dead . are you a fan ? yes i am a fan and love zombie and vampire movies too i like captain america and star wars . what super powers did you awake with ? moving objects with my mind . ok that's cool and i like going to the gym most days . i like to swim and walk on the beach .
hello . can you move objects with your mind ? hi how are you doing ? i am okay no i wish i could . i'm great . i had heart surgery and woke up with weird superpowers . i'm so sorry to hear that i believe your powers are from the lord . i do not know . my heart was outside of my body now it is in . i tend to watch large amounts of t . v . on free times . i love the walking dead . are you a fan ? yes i am a fan and love zombie and vampire movies too i like captain america and star wars . what super powers did you awake with ? moving objects with my mind . ok that's cool and i like going to the gym most days . i like to swim and walk on the beach .
hello . can you move objects with your mind ? hi how are you doing ? i am okay no i wish i could . i'm great . i had heart surgery and woke up with weird superpowers . i'm so sorry to hear that i believe your powers are from the lord . i do not know . my heart was outside of my body now it is in . i tend to watch large amounts of t . v . on free times . i love the walking dead . are you a fan ? yes i am a fan and love zombie and vampire movies too i like captain america and star wars . what super powers did you awake with ? moving objects with my mind . ok that's cool and i like going to the gym most days . i like to swim and walk on the beach .
hello . can you move objects with your mind ? hi how are you doing ? i am okay no i wish i could . i'm great . i had heart surgery and woke up with weird superpowers . i'm so sorry to hear that i believe your powers are from the lord . i do not know . my heart was outside of my body now it is in . i tend to watch large amounts of t . v . on free times . i love the walking dead . are you a fan ? yes i am a fan and love zombie and vampire movies too i like captain america and star wars . what super powers did you awake with ? moving objects with my mind . ok that's cool and i like going to the gym most days . i like to swim and walk on the beach .
hello . can you move objects with your mind ? hi how are you doing ? i am okay no i wish i could . i'm great . i had heart surgery and woke up with weird superpowers . i'm so sorry to hear that i believe your powers are from the lord . i do not know . my heart was outside of my body now it is in . i tend to watch large amounts of t . v . on free times . i love the walking dead . are you a fan ? yes i am a fan and love zombie and vampire movies too i like captain america and star wars . what super powers did you awake with ? moving objects with my mind . ok that's cool and i like going to the gym most days . i like to swim and walk on the beach .
good morning to you how are you today i'm well , glad to type to you . how are you ? i'm great i'm in school and i'm the queen of homecoming
good morning to you how are you today i'm well , glad to type to you . how are you ? i'm great i'm in school and i'm the queen of homecoming
good morning to you how are you today i'm well , glad to type to you . how are you ? i'm great i'm in school and i'm the queen of homecoming
good morning to you how are you today i'm well , glad to type to you . how are you ? i'm great i'm in school and i'm the queen of homecoming
good morning to you how are you today i'm well , glad to type to you . how are you ? i'm great i'm in school and i'm the queen of homecoming
hi . how is everything going ? hi . everything is going well on this end . where are you from ? i am originally from somalia . i am from detroit , mi . what do you like to do for fun ? i love dancing and singing . that is interesting . i'd consider myself a gamer . i like gaming now that i am in the us .
hi . how is everything going ? hi . everything is going well on this end . where are you from ? i am originally from somalia . i am from detroit , mi . what do you like to do for fun ? i love dancing and singing . that is interesting . i'd consider myself a gamer . i like gaming now that i am in the us .
hi . how is everything going ? hi . everything is going well on this end . where are you from ? i am originally from somalia . i am from detroit , mi . what do you like to do for fun ? i love dancing and singing . that is interesting . i'd consider myself a gamer . i like gaming now that i am in the us .
hi . how is everything going ? hi . everything is going well on this end . where are you from ? i am originally from somalia . i am from detroit , mi . what do you like to do for fun ? i love dancing and singing . that is interesting . i'd consider myself a gamer . i like gaming now that i am in the us .
hi . how is everything going ? hi . everything is going well on this end . where are you from ? i am originally from somalia . i am from detroit , mi . what do you like to do for fun ? i love dancing and singing . that is interesting . i'd consider myself a gamer . i like gaming now that i am in the us .
hello . how are you today ? hi ! my name is sophie . i'm doing well . how are you ? very well thank you . do you have any hobbies ? i love watching the movie frozen and singing along ! i try different coffees , read poetry and watch star wars . i have not seen frozen . i just started the third grade and love to write poetry ! i write about mickey mouse . that sounds like fun ! i love mickey mouse ! he's pretty cool . my family and i go to disney world every year ! have you ever been ? i have been once and stayed the week . it was awesome . i want to go again . i can not wait to go again ! i know i can not either . do you like football ?
hello . how are you today ? hi ! my name is sophie . i'm doing well . how are you ? very well thank you . do you have any hobbies ? i love watching the movie frozen and singing along ! i try different coffees , read poetry and watch star wars . i have not seen frozen . i just started the third grade and love to write poetry ! i write about mickey mouse . that sounds like fun ! i love mickey mouse ! he's pretty cool . my family and i go to disney world every year ! have you ever been ? i have been once and stayed the week . it was awesome . i want to go again . i can not wait to go again ! i know i can not either . do you like football ?
hello . how are you today ? hi ! my name is sophie . i'm doing well . how are you ? very well thank you . do you have any hobbies ? i love watching the movie frozen and singing along ! i try different coffees , read poetry and watch star wars . i have not seen frozen . i just started the third grade and love to write poetry ! i write about mickey mouse . that sounds like fun ! i love mickey mouse ! he's pretty cool . my family and i go to disney world every year ! have you ever been ? i have been once and stayed the week . it was awesome . i want to go again . i can not wait to go again ! i know i can not either . do you like football ?
hello . how are you today ? hi ! my name is sophie . i'm doing well . how are you ? very well thank you . do you have any hobbies ? i love watching the movie frozen and singing along ! i try different coffees , read poetry and watch star wars . i have not seen frozen . i just started the third grade and love to write poetry ! i write about mickey mouse . that sounds like fun ! i love mickey mouse ! he's pretty cool . my family and i go to disney world every year ! have you ever been ? i have been once and stayed the week . it was awesome . i want to go again . i can not wait to go again ! i know i can not either . do you like football ?
hello . how are you today ? hi ! my name is sophie . i'm doing well . how are you ? very well thank you . do you have any hobbies ? i love watching the movie frozen and singing along ! i try different coffees , read poetry and watch star wars . i have not seen frozen . i just started the third grade and love to write poetry ! i write about mickey mouse . that sounds like fun ! i love mickey mouse ! he's pretty cool . my family and i go to disney world every year ! have you ever been ? i have been once and stayed the week . it was awesome . i want to go again . i can not wait to go again ! i know i can not either . do you like football ?
hello , how are you doing tonight ? doing great . watched nhl hockey and walked my german shepherd dog . what do you do for work ? i live on a farm and work here too . what do you do ? i'm a local musician , but i've been studying different languages recently . wow , great . my artistic ability is limited to coloring books . lol my favorite word in spanish is trabajo . i plan to study french next . neat . my husband was adopted and he's spanish . does he speak spanish fluently ? yes , but i do not . i am limited to spanish food names like taco . lol are tacos your favorite food ? yes , i eat them while i watch hockey . do you like hockey ? i like baseball better . go yankees ! what instrument do you play ? i play the piano and the violin .
hello , how are you doing tonight ? doing great . watched nhl hockey and walked my german shepherd dog . what do you do for work ? i live on a farm and work here too . what do you do ? i'm a local musician , but i've been studying different languages recently . wow , great . my artistic ability is limited to coloring books . lol my favorite word in spanish is trabajo . i plan to study french next . neat . my husband was adopted and he's spanish . does he speak spanish fluently ? yes , but i do not . i am limited to spanish food names like taco . lol are tacos your favorite food ? yes , i eat them while i watch hockey . do you like hockey ? i like baseball better . go yankees ! what instrument do you play ? i play the piano and the violin .
hello , how are you doing tonight ? doing great . watched nhl hockey and walked my german shepherd dog . what do you do for work ? i live on a farm and work here too . what do you do ? i'm a local musician , but i've been studying different languages recently . wow , great . my artistic ability is limited to coloring books . lol my favorite word in spanish is trabajo . i plan to study french next . neat . my husband was adopted and he's spanish . does he speak spanish fluently ? yes , but i do not . i am limited to spanish food names like taco . lol are tacos your favorite food ? yes , i eat them while i watch hockey . do you like hockey ? i like baseball better . go yankees ! what instrument do you play ? i play the piano and the violin .
hello , how are you doing tonight ? doing great . watched nhl hockey and walked my german shepherd dog . what do you do for work ? i live on a farm and work here too . what do you do ? i'm a local musician , but i've been studying different languages recently . wow , great . my artistic ability is limited to coloring books . lol my favorite word in spanish is trabajo . i plan to study french next . neat . my husband was adopted and he's spanish . does he speak spanish fluently ? yes , but i do not . i am limited to spanish food names like taco . lol are tacos your favorite food ? yes , i eat them while i watch hockey . do you like hockey ? i like baseball better . go yankees ! what instrument do you play ? i play the piano and the violin .
hello , how are you doing tonight ? doing great . watched nhl hockey and walked my german shepherd dog . what do you do for work ? i live on a farm and work here too . what do you do ? i'm a local musician , but i've been studying different languages recently . wow , great . my artistic ability is limited to coloring books . lol my favorite word in spanish is trabajo . i plan to study french next . neat . my husband was adopted and he's spanish . does he speak spanish fluently ? yes , but i do not . i am limited to spanish food names like taco . lol are tacos your favorite food ? yes , i eat them while i watch hockey . do you like hockey ? i like baseball better . go yankees ! what instrument do you play ? i play the piano and the violin .
good evening . how are you ?
good evening . how are you ?
good evening . how are you ?
good evening . how are you ?
good evening . how are you ?
hi how are you doing i am doing very fine this afternoon . how about you ? i'm good getting ready for school what are you going to school for ? high school i'm so ready to graduate will you be driving to or living on campus ? i will probably be living on campus what kind of music makes you feel good ? really any kind what about you i enjoy listening to classical music . that is nice do you like sports it depends on the particular sport . i like to spend time with my horses
hi how are you doing i am doing very fine this afternoon . how about you ? i'm good getting ready for school what are you going to school for ? high school i'm so ready to graduate will you be driving to or living on campus ? i will probably be living on campus what kind of music makes you feel good ? really any kind what about you i enjoy listening to classical music . that is nice do you like sports it depends on the particular sport . i like to spend time with my horses
hi how are you doing i am doing very fine this afternoon . how about you ? i'm good getting ready for school what are you going to school for ? high school i'm so ready to graduate will you be driving to or living on campus ? i will probably be living on campus what kind of music makes you feel good ? really any kind what about you i enjoy listening to classical music . that is nice do you like sports it depends on the particular sport . i like to spend time with my horses
hi how are you doing i am doing very fine this afternoon . how about you ? i'm good getting ready for school what are you going to school for ? high school i'm so ready to graduate will you be driving to or living on campus ? i will probably be living on campus what kind of music makes you feel good ? really any kind what about you i enjoy listening to classical music . that is nice do you like sports it depends on the particular sport . i like to spend time with my horses
hi how are you doing i am doing very fine this afternoon . how about you ? i'm good getting ready for school what are you going to school for ? high school i'm so ready to graduate will you be driving to or living on campus ? i will probably be living on campus what kind of music makes you feel good ? really any kind what about you i enjoy listening to classical music . that is nice do you like sports it depends on the particular sport . i like to spend time with my horses
hello , how are you doing today ?
hello , how are you doing today ?
hello , how are you doing today ?
hello , how are you doing today ?
hello , how are you doing today ?
hi i am a farmer from iowa . just go in from a long day on the tractor .
hi i am a farmer from iowa . just go in from a long day on the tractor .
hi i am a farmer from iowa . just go in from a long day on the tractor .
hi i am a farmer from iowa . just go in from a long day on the tractor .
hi i am a farmer from iowa . just go in from a long day on the tractor .
my sister and i love classical music and we pole dance . call me dirty red . hello dirty red , i am a high school student . i just won homecoming queen ! great ! i love anything red especially tractors . wink wink ! i enjoy running do you ? i hope to run a 5k this year . i had to run for my life one time . you ever danced to bach ? i listen to classical music , when i do my homework . i am currently a straight a student ! wow ! i get paid to pole dance . do you get paid to run ? no i do track and field in school and i want to start racing for charity . i see . you own a tractor ? i like driving tractors . wink wink .
my sister and i love classical music and we pole dance . call me dirty red . hello dirty red , i am a high school student . i just won homecoming queen ! great ! i love anything red especially tractors . wink wink ! i enjoy running do you ? i hope to run a 5k this year . i had to run for my life one time . you ever danced to bach ? i listen to classical music , when i do my homework . i am currently a straight a student ! wow ! i get paid to pole dance . do you get paid to run ? no i do track and field in school and i want to start racing for charity . i see . you own a tractor ? i like driving tractors . wink wink .
my sister and i love classical music and we pole dance . call me dirty red . hello dirty red , i am a high school student . i just won homecoming queen ! great ! i love anything red especially tractors . wink wink ! i enjoy running do you ? i hope to run a 5k this year . i had to run for my life one time . you ever danced to bach ? i listen to classical music , when i do my homework . i am currently a straight a student ! wow ! i get paid to pole dance . do you get paid to run ? no i do track and field in school and i want to start racing for charity . i see . you own a tractor ? i like driving tractors . wink wink .
my sister and i love classical music and we pole dance . call me dirty red . hello dirty red , i am a high school student . i just won homecoming queen ! great ! i love anything red especially tractors . wink wink ! i enjoy running do you ? i hope to run a 5k this year . i had to run for my life one time . you ever danced to bach ? i listen to classical music , when i do my homework . i am currently a straight a student ! wow ! i get paid to pole dance . do you get paid to run ? no i do track and field in school and i want to start racing for charity . i see . you own a tractor ? i like driving tractors . wink wink .
my sister and i love classical music and we pole dance . call me dirty red . hello dirty red , i am a high school student . i just won homecoming queen ! great ! i love anything red especially tractors . wink wink ! i enjoy running do you ? i hope to run a 5k this year . i had to run for my life one time . you ever danced to bach ? i listen to classical music , when i do my homework . i am currently a straight a student ! wow ! i get paid to pole dance . do you get paid to run ? no i do track and field in school and i want to start racing for charity . i see . you own a tractor ? i like driving tractors . wink wink .
hey ! i'm george , what is your name ? i'm todd hicks . it is good to meet you . nice to meet you ! what do you do ? i work on a freelance basis as an author , blogger and affiliate marketer . and you ? oh interesting ! i work with bees . . as a farmer ! do you grow crops too ? nop . . i should since i love papaya ! are you married ? no , i am single . are you single or are you married ? i'm married ! . . my lady is a top model from italy ! i aimed high hehe have you ever been to italy ? not yet , it i love to travel . . have you ? no . i'd like to go there someday though . yep , i was visiting my sis in spain last month , it is nice
hey ! i'm george , what is your name ? i'm todd hicks . it is good to meet you . nice to meet you ! what do you do ? i work on a freelance basis as an author , blogger and affiliate marketer . and you ? oh interesting ! i work with bees . . as a farmer ! do you grow crops too ? nop . . i should since i love papaya ! are you married ? no , i am single . are you single or are you married ? i'm married ! . . my lady is a top model from italy ! i aimed high hehe have you ever been to italy ? not yet , it i love to travel . . have you ? no . i'd like to go there someday though . yep , i was visiting my sis in spain last month , it is nice
hey ! i'm george , what is your name ? i'm todd hicks . it is good to meet you . nice to meet you ! what do you do ? i work on a freelance basis as an author , blogger and affiliate marketer . and you ? oh interesting ! i work with bees . . as a farmer ! do you grow crops too ? nop . . i should since i love papaya ! are you married ? no , i am single . are you single or are you married ? i'm married ! . . my lady is a top model from italy ! i aimed high hehe have you ever been to italy ? not yet , it i love to travel . . have you ? no . i'd like to go there someday though . yep , i was visiting my sis in spain last month , it is nice
hey ! i'm george , what is your name ? i'm todd hicks . it is good to meet you . nice to meet you ! what do you do ? i work on a freelance basis as an author , blogger and affiliate marketer . and you ? oh interesting ! i work with bees . . as a farmer ! do you grow crops too ? nop . . i should since i love papaya ! are you married ? no , i am single . are you single or are you married ? i'm married ! . . my lady is a top model from italy ! i aimed high hehe have you ever been to italy ? not yet , it i love to travel . . have you ? no . i'd like to go there someday though . yep , i was visiting my sis in spain last month , it is nice
hey ! i'm george , what is your name ? i'm todd hicks . it is good to meet you . nice to meet you ! what do you do ? i work on a freelance basis as an author , blogger and affiliate marketer . and you ? oh interesting ! i work with bees . . as a farmer ! do you grow crops too ? nop . . i should since i love papaya ! are you married ? no , i am single . are you single or are you married ? i'm married ! . . my lady is a top model from italy ! i aimed high hehe have you ever been to italy ? not yet , it i love to travel . . have you ? no . i'd like to go there someday though . yep , i was visiting my sis in spain last month , it is nice
hi , how are you doing ? hi , i am doing well , how are you ? can't complain . i had a wonderful afternoon in the park . oh , that is nice . i like being in parks especially in nice weather yes . the weather is perfect here now . what do you like to do ? i like to watch nascar racing and sometimes ufc that sounds fun ! i've time to do that since i'm out of work right now .
hi , how are you doing ? hi , i am doing well , how are you ? can't complain . i had a wonderful afternoon in the park . oh , that is nice . i like being in parks especially in nice weather yes . the weather is perfect here now . what do you like to do ? i like to watch nascar racing and sometimes ufc that sounds fun ! i've time to do that since i'm out of work right now .
hi , how are you doing ? hi , i am doing well , how are you ? can't complain . i had a wonderful afternoon in the park . oh , that is nice . i like being in parks especially in nice weather yes . the weather is perfect here now . what do you like to do ? i like to watch nascar racing and sometimes ufc that sounds fun ! i've time to do that since i'm out of work right now .
hi , how are you doing ? hi , i am doing well , how are you ? can't complain . i had a wonderful afternoon in the park . oh , that is nice . i like being in parks especially in nice weather yes . the weather is perfect here now . what do you like to do ? i like to watch nascar racing and sometimes ufc that sounds fun ! i've time to do that since i'm out of work right now .
hi , how are you doing ? hi , i am doing well , how are you ? can't complain . i had a wonderful afternoon in the park . oh , that is nice . i like being in parks especially in nice weather yes . the weather is perfect here now . what do you like to do ? i like to watch nascar racing and sometimes ufc that sounds fun ! i've time to do that since i'm out of work right now .
hello , tell me about yourself while i take a break from my programming studies . no kidding ! i am in it ! same gig for 15 years ! nice ! right now i coach swimming while i finish up school . do you like music ? i enjoy country like any real man . i not invite you to see blood spot with me then . where are you from ?
hello , tell me about yourself while i take a break from my programming studies . no kidding ! i am in it ! same gig for 15 years ! nice ! right now i coach swimming while i finish up school . do you like music ? i enjoy country like any real man . i not invite you to see blood spot with me then . where are you from ?
hello , tell me about yourself while i take a break from my programming studies . no kidding ! i am in it ! same gig for 15 years ! nice ! right now i coach swimming while i finish up school . do you like music ? i enjoy country like any real man . i not invite you to see blood spot with me then . where are you from ?
hello , tell me about yourself while i take a break from my programming studies . no kidding ! i am in it ! same gig for 15 years ! nice ! right now i coach swimming while i finish up school . do you like music ? i enjoy country like any real man . i not invite you to see blood spot with me then . where are you from ?
hello , tell me about yourself while i take a break from my programming studies . no kidding ! i am in it ! same gig for 15 years ! nice ! right now i coach swimming while i finish up school . do you like music ? i enjoy country like any real man . i not invite you to see blood spot with me then . where are you from ?
good morning ! how are you ? pretty good and yourself ? i like to try different coffees as a hobby great here ! just finished a cup of coffee . wow that's good . i also played football in college pretty cool ! i played volleyball in high school .
good morning ! how are you ? pretty good and yourself ? i like to try different coffees as a hobby great here ! just finished a cup of coffee . wow that's good . i also played football in college pretty cool ! i played volleyball in high school .
good morning ! how are you ? pretty good and yourself ? i like to try different coffees as a hobby great here ! just finished a cup of coffee . wow that's good . i also played football in college pretty cool ! i played volleyball in high school .
good morning ! how are you ? pretty good and yourself ? i like to try different coffees as a hobby great here ! just finished a cup of coffee . wow that's good . i also played football in college pretty cool ! i played volleyball in high school .
good morning ! how are you ? pretty good and yourself ? i like to try different coffees as a hobby great here ! just finished a cup of coffee . wow that's good . i also played football in college pretty cool ! i played volleyball in high school .
hello how are you today ? so tired . just laying on the couch reading my weekly book . you ? i'm getting ready to go to a weekend concert to hear country music . that sounds fun . i wonder if i could do that while pregnant ? yes you can go to a concert . just be careful . do you like country music . i like some of it . it is popular here in pennsylvania . cool ! my dogs also like country music . we dance when it is played . do you like movies ? i live documentaries . i watch the history channel quite a bit actually . do you work at all ? i have been working a pa job a few months . i work and have all of my fun on the weekends !
hello how are you today ? so tired . just laying on the couch reading my weekly book . you ? i'm getting ready to go to a weekend concert to hear country music . that sounds fun . i wonder if i could do that while pregnant ? yes you can go to a concert . just be careful . do you like country music . i like some of it . it is popular here in pennsylvania . cool ! my dogs also like country music . we dance when it is played . do you like movies ? i live documentaries . i watch the history channel quite a bit actually . do you work at all ? i have been working a pa job a few months . i work and have all of my fun on the weekends !
hello how are you today ? so tired . just laying on the couch reading my weekly book . you ? i'm getting ready to go to a weekend concert to hear country music . that sounds fun . i wonder if i could do that while pregnant ? yes you can go to a concert . just be careful . do you like country music . i like some of it . it is popular here in pennsylvania . cool ! my dogs also like country music . we dance when it is played . do you like movies ? i live documentaries . i watch the history channel quite a bit actually . do you work at all ? i have been working a pa job a few months . i work and have all of my fun on the weekends !
hello how are you today ? so tired . just laying on the couch reading my weekly book . you ? i'm getting ready to go to a weekend concert to hear country music . that sounds fun . i wonder if i could do that while pregnant ? yes you can go to a concert . just be careful . do you like country music . i like some of it . it is popular here in pennsylvania . cool ! my dogs also like country music . we dance when it is played . do you like movies ? i live documentaries . i watch the history channel quite a bit actually . do you work at all ? i have been working a pa job a few months . i work and have all of my fun on the weekends !
hello how are you today ? so tired . just laying on the couch reading my weekly book . you ? i'm getting ready to go to a weekend concert to hear country music . that sounds fun . i wonder if i could do that while pregnant ? yes you can go to a concert . just be careful . do you like country music . i like some of it . it is popular here in pennsylvania . cool ! my dogs also like country music . we dance when it is played . do you like movies ? i live documentaries . i watch the history channel quite a bit actually . do you work at all ? i have been working a pa job a few months . i work and have all of my fun on the weekends !
there'sn'thing i like more than a late night ice cream run hey share the cream ! haha do you have a flavor preference ? mine is vanilla vanilla is my fav as well my two cats love to lick the bowl when i am done haha
there'sn'thing i like more than a late night ice cream run hey share the cream ! haha do you have a flavor preference ? mine is vanilla vanilla is my fav as well my two cats love to lick the bowl when i am done haha
there'sn'thing i like more than a late night ice cream run hey share the cream ! haha do you have a flavor preference ? mine is vanilla vanilla is my fav as well my two cats love to lick the bowl when i am done haha
there'sn'thing i like more than a late night ice cream run hey share the cream ! haha do you have a flavor preference ? mine is vanilla vanilla is my fav as well my two cats love to lick the bowl when i am done haha
there'sn'thing i like more than a late night ice cream run hey share the cream ! haha do you have a flavor preference ? mine is vanilla vanilla is my fav as well my two cats love to lick the bowl when i am done haha
hello , my name is larry . what is your name ? my name is jerry . i farm bees for a living . you ? well , i'm a chef . i absolutely love cooking . do you have nay hobbies ? yes , i like to cook too . but i'm not a pro like you even though i love cooking , i also like fishing . do you like to fish ? yes , i fly fish . i love it . i wish i could invite my family why can you not invite your family ? i've no family close to me that's a shame . i am sorry . do you enjoy comic books ? i like spawn and the x men i love spiderman , myself . he is my favorite . he is a good character for sure maybe we should trade comics and go fishing sometime !
hello , my name is larry . what is your name ? my name is jerry . i farm bees for a living . you ? well , i'm a chef . i absolutely love cooking . do you have nay hobbies ? yes , i like to cook too . but i'm not a pro like you even though i love cooking , i also like fishing . do you like to fish ? yes , i fly fish . i love it . i wish i could invite my family why can you not invite your family ? i've no family close to me that's a shame . i am sorry . do you enjoy comic books ? i like spawn and the x men i love spiderman , myself . he is my favorite . he is a good character for sure maybe we should trade comics and go fishing sometime !
hello , my name is larry . what is your name ? my name is jerry . i farm bees for a living . you ? well , i'm a chef . i absolutely love cooking . do you have nay hobbies ? yes , i like to cook too . but i'm not a pro like you even though i love cooking , i also like fishing . do you like to fish ? yes , i fly fish . i love it . i wish i could invite my family why can you not invite your family ? i've no family close to me that's a shame . i am sorry . do you enjoy comic books ? i like spawn and the x men i love spiderman , myself . he is my favorite . he is a good character for sure maybe we should trade comics and go fishing sometime !
hello , my name is larry . what is your name ? my name is jerry . i farm bees for a living . you ? well , i'm a chef . i absolutely love cooking . do you have nay hobbies ? yes , i like to cook too . but i'm not a pro like you even though i love cooking , i also like fishing . do you like to fish ? yes , i fly fish . i love it . i wish i could invite my family why can you not invite your family ? i've no family close to me that's a shame . i am sorry . do you enjoy comic books ? i like spawn and the x men i love spiderman , myself . he is my favorite . he is a good character for sure maybe we should trade comics and go fishing sometime !
hello , my name is larry . what is your name ? my name is jerry . i farm bees for a living . you ? well , i'm a chef . i absolutely love cooking . do you have nay hobbies ? yes , i like to cook too . but i'm not a pro like you even though i love cooking , i also like fishing . do you like to fish ? yes , i fly fish . i love it . i wish i could invite my family why can you not invite your family ? i've no family close to me that's a shame . i am sorry . do you enjoy comic books ? i like spawn and the x men i love spiderman , myself . he is my favorite . he is a good character for sure maybe we should trade comics and go fishing sometime !
how are you doing today hello , how are you today ? i'm doing really well i'm doing great , it is rainy here . what are you doing with your day
how are you doing today hello , how are you today ? i'm doing really well i'm doing great , it is rainy here . what are you doing with your day
how are you doing today hello , how are you today ? i'm doing really well i'm doing great , it is rainy here . what are you doing with your day
how are you doing today hello , how are you today ? i'm doing really well i'm doing great , it is rainy here . what are you doing with your day
how are you doing today hello , how are you today ? i'm doing really well i'm doing great , it is rainy here . what are you doing with your day
hey there i live on a farm .
hey there i live on a farm .
hey there i live on a farm .
hey there i live on a farm .
hey there i live on a farm .
i just got back from my salsa dance lessons that sounds like a really fun time . i was just meditating that is so relaxing . my lite brite patterns are relaxing too
i just got back from my salsa dance lessons that sounds like a really fun time . i was just meditating that is so relaxing . my lite brite patterns are relaxing too
i just got back from my salsa dance lessons that sounds like a really fun time . i was just meditating that is so relaxing . my lite brite patterns are relaxing too
i just got back from my salsa dance lessons that sounds like a really fun time . i was just meditating that is so relaxing . my lite brite patterns are relaxing too
i just got back from my salsa dance lessons that sounds like a really fun time . i was just meditating that is so relaxing . my lite brite patterns are relaxing too
hello . what do you like to do in your free time ? well hiking in spring time is my favorite sounds serene . i like to workout and volunteer in my free time . o ok i work out with my lab named trooper as well what do you do for a living ?
hello . what do you like to do in your free time ? well hiking in spring time is my favorite sounds serene . i like to workout and volunteer in my free time . o ok i work out with my lab named trooper as well what do you do for a living ?
hello . what do you like to do in your free time ? well hiking in spring time is my favorite sounds serene . i like to workout and volunteer in my free time . o ok i work out with my lab named trooper as well what do you do for a living ?
hello . what do you like to do in your free time ? well hiking in spring time is my favorite sounds serene . i like to workout and volunteer in my free time . o ok i work out with my lab named trooper as well what do you do for a living ?
hello . what do you like to do in your free time ? well hiking in spring time is my favorite sounds serene . i like to workout and volunteer in my free time . o ok i work out with my lab named trooper as well what do you do for a living ?
hi . i just got done eating vanilla ice cream . no self control with it . you ? i'm the same way with rap rap is cool . my cats like it , both of them . i produce rap for people . maybe you could make a rap about my 1000 hats . i'm a collector . sure while riding in my honda civic when you finish that you could make a rap about my 1992 olympic gold . then we can celebrate with pizza yum ! and vanilla ice cream .
hi . i just got done eating vanilla ice cream . no self control with it . you ? i'm the same way with rap rap is cool . my cats like it , both of them . i produce rap for people . maybe you could make a rap about my 1000 hats . i'm a collector . sure while riding in my honda civic when you finish that you could make a rap about my 1992 olympic gold . then we can celebrate with pizza yum ! and vanilla ice cream .
hi . i just got done eating vanilla ice cream . no self control with it . you ? i'm the same way with rap rap is cool . my cats like it , both of them . i produce rap for people . maybe you could make a rap about my 1000 hats . i'm a collector . sure while riding in my honda civic when you finish that you could make a rap about my 1992 olympic gold . then we can celebrate with pizza yum ! and vanilla ice cream .
hi . i just got done eating vanilla ice cream . no self control with it . you ? i'm the same way with rap rap is cool . my cats like it , both of them . i produce rap for people . maybe you could make a rap about my 1000 hats . i'm a collector . sure while riding in my honda civic when you finish that you could make a rap about my 1992 olympic gold . then we can celebrate with pizza yum ! and vanilla ice cream .
hi . i just got done eating vanilla ice cream . no self control with it . you ? i'm the same way with rap rap is cool . my cats like it , both of them . i produce rap for people . maybe you could make a rap about my 1000 hats . i'm a collector . sure while riding in my honda civic when you finish that you could make a rap about my 1992 olympic gold . then we can celebrate with pizza yum ! and vanilla ice cream .
good morning how old are you i am 34 i am much older than that . my grandchildren are in their thirties do you have any pets ? my two dogs are my everything .
good morning how old are you i am 34 i am much older than that . my grandchildren are in their thirties do you have any pets ? my two dogs are my everything .
good morning how old are you i am 34 i am much older than that . my grandchildren are in their thirties do you have any pets ? my two dogs are my everything .
good morning how old are you i am 34 i am much older than that . my grandchildren are in their thirties do you have any pets ? my two dogs are my everything .
good morning how old are you i am 34 i am much older than that . my grandchildren are in their thirties do you have any pets ? my two dogs are my everything .
hi , how are you doing ? doing good . just strumming my guitar . how about you ? i am fine , i was watching a cooking show , i like those do you like cooking or baking ? or both ? neither , i just like to eat . for example i like hummus my go to snack is chocolate bars me too ! i am vegan but still love chocolate what other hobbies do you have ? i play violin and guitar i like extreme sensations , like sky diving and rollercoasters yikes i hate roller coasters . they are so scary . i am afraid of water , i am not good at swimming what do you do for work ? i am an electrician just like my dad . i like electricity and electronics . i'm a bartender
hi , how are you doing ? doing good . just strumming my guitar . how about you ? i am fine , i was watching a cooking show , i like those do you like cooking or baking ? or both ? neither , i just like to eat . for example i like hummus my go to snack is chocolate bars me too ! i am vegan but still love chocolate what other hobbies do you have ? i play violin and guitar i like extreme sensations , like sky diving and rollercoasters yikes i hate roller coasters . they are so scary . i am afraid of water , i am not good at swimming what do you do for work ? i am an electrician just like my dad . i like electricity and electronics . i'm a bartender
hi , how are you doing ? doing good . just strumming my guitar . how about you ? i am fine , i was watching a cooking show , i like those do you like cooking or baking ? or both ? neither , i just like to eat . for example i like hummus my go to snack is chocolate bars me too ! i am vegan but still love chocolate what other hobbies do you have ? i play violin and guitar i like extreme sensations , like sky diving and rollercoasters yikes i hate roller coasters . they are so scary . i am afraid of water , i am not good at swimming what do you do for work ? i am an electrician just like my dad . i like electricity and electronics . i'm a bartender
hi , how are you doing ? doing good . just strumming my guitar . how about you ? i am fine , i was watching a cooking show , i like those do you like cooking or baking ? or both ? neither , i just like to eat . for example i like hummus my go to snack is chocolate bars me too ! i am vegan but still love chocolate what other hobbies do you have ? i play violin and guitar i like extreme sensations , like sky diving and rollercoasters yikes i hate roller coasters . they are so scary . i am afraid of water , i am not good at swimming what do you do for work ? i am an electrician just like my dad . i like electricity and electronics . i'm a bartender
hi , how are you doing ? doing good . just strumming my guitar . how about you ? i am fine , i was watching a cooking show , i like those do you like cooking or baking ? or both ? neither , i just like to eat . for example i like hummus my go to snack is chocolate bars me too ! i am vegan but still love chocolate what other hobbies do you have ? i play violin and guitar i like extreme sensations , like sky diving and rollercoasters yikes i hate roller coasters . they are so scary . i am afraid of water , i am not good at swimming what do you do for work ? i am an electrician just like my dad . i like electricity and electronics . i'm a bartender
good morning . how are you ? i'm ok , drinking a lot of coffee , how about you ? just relaxing waiting on my wife and three children to get ready . where are you all going to ? we are going to the park . e do it once a week . how about you ? i'm getting ready to go mountain biking . it is fun ! we are going to get my fav chocolate ice cream on the way home . have fun ! i love ice cream too , but mostly coffee flavor . what else do you like besides coffee ? my family steers c ; ear of it . well , i don't drink alcohol , so coffee and diet soda . what about you ? i am an ice cream and ice water kind of guy . ah . so is my dad , he worked construction , he is the same . what about your mom ? what is she like ?
good morning . how are you ? i'm ok , drinking a lot of coffee , how about you ? just relaxing waiting on my wife and three children to get ready . where are you all going to ? we are going to the park . e do it once a week . how about you ? i'm getting ready to go mountain biking . it is fun ! we are going to get my fav chocolate ice cream on the way home . have fun ! i love ice cream too , but mostly coffee flavor . what else do you like besides coffee ? my family steers c ; ear of it . well , i don't drink alcohol , so coffee and diet soda . what about you ? i am an ice cream and ice water kind of guy . ah . so is my dad , he worked construction , he is the same . what about your mom ? what is she like ?
good morning . how are you ? i'm ok , drinking a lot of coffee , how about you ? just relaxing waiting on my wife and three children to get ready . where are you all going to ? we are going to the park . e do it once a week . how about you ? i'm getting ready to go mountain biking . it is fun ! we are going to get my fav chocolate ice cream on the way home . have fun ! i love ice cream too , but mostly coffee flavor . what else do you like besides coffee ? my family steers c ; ear of it . well , i don't drink alcohol , so coffee and diet soda . what about you ? i am an ice cream and ice water kind of guy . ah . so is my dad , he worked construction , he is the same . what about your mom ? what is she like ?
good morning . how are you ? i'm ok , drinking a lot of coffee , how about you ? just relaxing waiting on my wife and three children to get ready . where are you all going to ? we are going to the park . e do it once a week . how about you ? i'm getting ready to go mountain biking . it is fun ! we are going to get my fav chocolate ice cream on the way home . have fun ! i love ice cream too , but mostly coffee flavor . what else do you like besides coffee ? my family steers c ; ear of it . well , i don't drink alcohol , so coffee and diet soda . what about you ? i am an ice cream and ice water kind of guy . ah . so is my dad , he worked construction , he is the same . what about your mom ? what is she like ?
good morning . how are you ? i'm ok , drinking a lot of coffee , how about you ? just relaxing waiting on my wife and three children to get ready . where are you all going to ? we are going to the park . e do it once a week . how about you ? i'm getting ready to go mountain biking . it is fun ! we are going to get my fav chocolate ice cream on the way home . have fun ! i love ice cream too , but mostly coffee flavor . what else do you like besides coffee ? my family steers c ; ear of it . well , i don't drink alcohol , so coffee and diet soda . what about you ? i am an ice cream and ice water kind of guy . ah . so is my dad , he worked construction , he is the same . what about your mom ? what is she like ?
hi , how is it going . my name is michelle . hi . i'm justin . i just got done relaxing in the tub . that sounds great . i love to tan . what sort of music do you listen to ? i listen to a bit of everything . it helps me focus for my chess tournaments britney spears is my favorite ! who is yours ? right now i listen to a lot of mumford and sons . do you have a weight problem like me ? i am a little self conscious . thirty is not as easy as i remember twenty being . what do you like to eat ? i diet all the time . i tend to stay in and cook for myself since i quit drinking a few years ago . that is probably a lot healthier and saves you money . i eat out all the time . my dad had me hooked on high protein foods like fish and chicken when i was training . what are you training for ?
hi , how is it going . my name is michelle . hi . i'm justin . i just got done relaxing in the tub . that sounds great . i love to tan . what sort of music do you listen to ? i listen to a bit of everything . it helps me focus for my chess tournaments britney spears is my favorite ! who is yours ? right now i listen to a lot of mumford and sons . do you have a weight problem like me ? i am a little self conscious . thirty is not as easy as i remember twenty being . what do you like to eat ? i diet all the time . i tend to stay in and cook for myself since i quit drinking a few years ago . that is probably a lot healthier and saves you money . i eat out all the time . my dad had me hooked on high protein foods like fish and chicken when i was training . what are you training for ?
hi , how is it going . my name is michelle . hi . i'm justin . i just got done relaxing in the tub . that sounds great . i love to tan . what sort of music do you listen to ? i listen to a bit of everything . it helps me focus for my chess tournaments britney spears is my favorite ! who is yours ? right now i listen to a lot of mumford and sons . do you have a weight problem like me ? i am a little self conscious . thirty is not as easy as i remember twenty being . what do you like to eat ? i diet all the time . i tend to stay in and cook for myself since i quit drinking a few years ago . that is probably a lot healthier and saves you money . i eat out all the time . my dad had me hooked on high protein foods like fish and chicken when i was training . what are you training for ?
hi , how is it going . my name is michelle . hi . i'm justin . i just got done relaxing in the tub . that sounds great . i love to tan . what sort of music do you listen to ? i listen to a bit of everything . it helps me focus for my chess tournaments britney spears is my favorite ! who is yours ? right now i listen to a lot of mumford and sons . do you have a weight problem like me ? i am a little self conscious . thirty is not as easy as i remember twenty being . what do you like to eat ? i diet all the time . i tend to stay in and cook for myself since i quit drinking a few years ago . that is probably a lot healthier and saves you money . i eat out all the time . my dad had me hooked on high protein foods like fish and chicken when i was training . what are you training for ?
hi , how is it going . my name is michelle . hi . i'm justin . i just got done relaxing in the tub . that sounds great . i love to tan . what sort of music do you listen to ? i listen to a bit of everything . it helps me focus for my chess tournaments britney spears is my favorite ! who is yours ? right now i listen to a lot of mumford and sons . do you have a weight problem like me ? i am a little self conscious . thirty is not as easy as i remember twenty being . what do you like to eat ? i diet all the time . i tend to stay in and cook for myself since i quit drinking a few years ago . that is probably a lot healthier and saves you money . i eat out all the time . my dad had me hooked on high protein foods like fish and chicken when i was training . what are you training for ?
hi i love cooking and fishing ! and reading comic books oh , i just like gardening . if i am not in the kitchen , i am on my boat in the water that is cool , i got a job just now in a gas station cool , i got a spiderman comic at a gas station
hi i love cooking and fishing ! and reading comic books oh , i just like gardening . if i am not in the kitchen , i am on my boat in the water that is cool , i got a job just now in a gas station cool , i got a spiderman comic at a gas station
hi i love cooking and fishing ! and reading comic books oh , i just like gardening . if i am not in the kitchen , i am on my boat in the water that is cool , i got a job just now in a gas station cool , i got a spiderman comic at a gas station
hi i love cooking and fishing ! and reading comic books oh , i just like gardening . if i am not in the kitchen , i am on my boat in the water that is cool , i got a job just now in a gas station cool , i got a spiderman comic at a gas station
hi i love cooking and fishing ! and reading comic books oh , i just like gardening . if i am not in the kitchen , i am on my boat in the water that is cool , i got a job just now in a gas station cool , i got a spiderman comic at a gas station
hello do you enjoy sports ? yes . baseball , tennis and the olympics are my favorite sports . how about you ? i really enjoy golf and combat fighting , what occupation do you currently have ? i'm an author , blogger and freelancer . what is your occupation ? i am a it i've been working there for a very long time ! do you have an information technology degree ? yes did you attend college at all ? i earned an undergraduate degree in communications but have not found related work . where are you currently located ? i live in florida . i live in st . louis , missouri . are there any interesting landmarks near you ? not really but i do enjoy to travel ! have you ever traveled anywhere ? i have traveled to cleveland , cincinnati , miami , niagara falls and the bahamas . are you a male or female ? i am a 20 year old male
hello do you enjoy sports ? yes . baseball , tennis and the olympics are my favorite sports . how about you ? i really enjoy golf and combat fighting , what occupation do you currently have ? i'm an author , blogger and freelancer . what is your occupation ? i am a it i've been working there for a very long time ! do you have an information technology degree ? yes did you attend college at all ? i earned an undergraduate degree in communications but have not found related work . where are you currently located ? i live in florida . i live in st . louis , missouri . are there any interesting landmarks near you ? not really but i do enjoy to travel ! have you ever traveled anywhere ? i have traveled to cleveland , cincinnati , miami , niagara falls and the bahamas . are you a male or female ? i am a 20 year old male
hello do you enjoy sports ? yes . baseball , tennis and the olympics are my favorite sports . how about you ? i really enjoy golf and combat fighting , what occupation do you currently have ? i'm an author , blogger and freelancer . what is your occupation ? i am a it i've been working there for a very long time ! do you have an information technology degree ? yes did you attend college at all ? i earned an undergraduate degree in communications but have not found related work . where are you currently located ? i live in florida . i live in st . louis , missouri . are there any interesting landmarks near you ? not really but i do enjoy to travel ! have you ever traveled anywhere ? i have traveled to cleveland , cincinnati , miami , niagara falls and the bahamas . are you a male or female ? i am a 20 year old male
hello do you enjoy sports ? yes . baseball , tennis and the olympics are my favorite sports . how about you ? i really enjoy golf and combat fighting , what occupation do you currently have ? i'm an author , blogger and freelancer . what is your occupation ? i am a it i've been working there for a very long time ! do you have an information technology degree ? yes did you attend college at all ? i earned an undergraduate degree in communications but have not found related work . where are you currently located ? i live in florida . i live in st . louis , missouri . are there any interesting landmarks near you ? not really but i do enjoy to travel ! have you ever traveled anywhere ? i have traveled to cleveland , cincinnati , miami , niagara falls and the bahamas . are you a male or female ? i am a 20 year old male
hello do you enjoy sports ? yes . baseball , tennis and the olympics are my favorite sports . how about you ? i really enjoy golf and combat fighting , what occupation do you currently have ? i'm an author , blogger and freelancer . what is your occupation ? i am a it i've been working there for a very long time ! do you have an information technology degree ? yes did you attend college at all ? i earned an undergraduate degree in communications but have not found related work . where are you currently located ? i live in florida . i live in st . louis , missouri . are there any interesting landmarks near you ? not really but i do enjoy to travel ! have you ever traveled anywhere ? i have traveled to cleveland , cincinnati , miami , niagara falls and the bahamas . are you a male or female ? i am a 20 year old male
hi there how are you ?
hi there how are you ?
hi there how are you ?
hi there how are you ?
hi there how are you ?
hi how are you doing today ? i am doing good . how about you ? i'm doing great ! ! what kind of things do you like doing ? best thing is going to see the rolling stones every year ! i love the rolling stones . i love music especially while working out . it keeps me motivated it is a cool bank . i eat clean . how about you ? same with me i like to stay in shape what do you do for work ? i am a nurse work in a trauma center in the trauma icu and you i am majoring in economics . do you know where you will work after school ? no idea . hopefully somewhere near the new house i bought . i bough my house when i turned 19 best this i have done wow . that is young . you must be rich . no not rich just was smart with my money and bought fix upper that is smart . what kind of work does your house need ? mainly cosmetics stuff . we had to tear out all carpet and re drywall every room
hi how are you doing today ? i am doing good . how about you ? i'm doing great ! ! what kind of things do you like doing ? best thing is going to see the rolling stones every year ! i love the rolling stones . i love music especially while working out . it keeps me motivated it is a cool bank . i eat clean . how about you ? same with me i like to stay in shape what do you do for work ? i am a nurse work in a trauma center in the trauma icu and you i am majoring in economics . do you know where you will work after school ? no idea . hopefully somewhere near the new house i bought . i bough my house when i turned 19 best this i have done wow . that is young . you must be rich . no not rich just was smart with my money and bought fix upper that is smart . what kind of work does your house need ? mainly cosmetics stuff . we had to tear out all carpet and re drywall every room
hi how are you doing today ? i am doing good . how about you ? i'm doing great ! ! what kind of things do you like doing ? best thing is going to see the rolling stones every year ! i love the rolling stones . i love music especially while working out . it keeps me motivated it is a cool bank . i eat clean . how about you ? same with me i like to stay in shape what do you do for work ? i am a nurse work in a trauma center in the trauma icu and you i am majoring in economics . do you know where you will work after school ? no idea . hopefully somewhere near the new house i bought . i bough my house when i turned 19 best this i have done wow . that is young . you must be rich . no not rich just was smart with my money and bought fix upper that is smart . what kind of work does your house need ? mainly cosmetics stuff . we had to tear out all carpet and re drywall every room
hi how are you doing today ? i am doing good . how about you ? i'm doing great ! ! what kind of things do you like doing ? best thing is going to see the rolling stones every year ! i love the rolling stones . i love music especially while working out . it keeps me motivated it is a cool bank . i eat clean . how about you ? same with me i like to stay in shape what do you do for work ? i am a nurse work in a trauma center in the trauma icu and you i am majoring in economics . do you know where you will work after school ? no idea . hopefully somewhere near the new house i bought . i bough my house when i turned 19 best this i have done wow . that is young . you must be rich . no not rich just was smart with my money and bought fix upper that is smart . what kind of work does your house need ? mainly cosmetics stuff . we had to tear out all carpet and re drywall every room
hi how are you doing today ? i am doing good . how about you ? i'm doing great ! ! what kind of things do you like doing ? best thing is going to see the rolling stones every year ! i love the rolling stones . i love music especially while working out . it keeps me motivated it is a cool bank . i eat clean . how about you ? same with me i like to stay in shape what do you do for work ? i am a nurse work in a trauma center in the trauma icu and you i am majoring in economics . do you know where you will work after school ? no idea . hopefully somewhere near the new house i bought . i bough my house when i turned 19 best this i have done wow . that is young . you must be rich . no not rich just was smart with my money and bought fix upper that is smart . what kind of work does your house need ? mainly cosmetics stuff . we had to tear out all carpet and re drywall every room
hello ! i don't go anywhere for when i work ! my goal is to run a k ! wow ! that's very impressive to me i want to become a physical therapist that'sn't a bad idea ! make a lot of money what is your dream job ? my dream job is professional baseball . i currently play baseball at lsu i think that sounds pretty cool i am excited ! i am expected to be drafted this year ! that's cool ! i won homecoming queen wow ! that's impressive ! i bet you are good looking ! yes i am quite beautiful add me on snapchat ! i love the app
hello ! i don't go anywhere for when i work ! my goal is to run a k ! wow ! that's very impressive to me i want to become a physical therapist that'sn't a bad idea ! make a lot of money what is your dream job ? my dream job is professional baseball . i currently play baseball at lsu i think that sounds pretty cool i am excited ! i am expected to be drafted this year ! that's cool ! i won homecoming queen wow ! that's impressive ! i bet you are good looking ! yes i am quite beautiful add me on snapchat ! i love the app
hello ! i don't go anywhere for when i work ! my goal is to run a k ! wow ! that's very impressive to me i want to become a physical therapist that'sn't a bad idea ! make a lot of money what is your dream job ? my dream job is professional baseball . i currently play baseball at lsu i think that sounds pretty cool i am excited ! i am expected to be drafted this year ! that's cool ! i won homecoming queen wow ! that's impressive ! i bet you are good looking ! yes i am quite beautiful add me on snapchat ! i love the app
hello ! i don't go anywhere for when i work ! my goal is to run a k ! wow ! that's very impressive to me i want to become a physical therapist that'sn't a bad idea ! make a lot of money what is your dream job ? my dream job is professional baseball . i currently play baseball at lsu i think that sounds pretty cool i am excited ! i am expected to be drafted this year ! that's cool ! i won homecoming queen wow ! that's impressive ! i bet you are good looking ! yes i am quite beautiful add me on snapchat ! i love the app
hello ! i don't go anywhere for when i work ! my goal is to run a k ! wow ! that's very impressive to me i want to become a physical therapist that'sn't a bad idea ! make a lot of money what is your dream job ? my dream job is professional baseball . i currently play baseball at lsu i think that sounds pretty cool i am excited ! i am expected to be drafted this year ! that's cool ! i won homecoming queen wow ! that's impressive ! i bet you are good looking ! yes i am quite beautiful add me on snapchat ! i love the app
hi ! do you have a house in the clouds ? no but i'd love to get one i do . do you have any superpowers ? nice ! when i wear my motorbike helmet i do feel like a super hero sometimes can you make time stop while wearing your helmet ? i wish i could but i cant . do you have a motorbike ? no , i have a pink bike though .
hi ! do you have a house in the clouds ? no but i'd love to get one i do . do you have any superpowers ? nice ! when i wear my motorbike helmet i do feel like a super hero sometimes can you make time stop while wearing your helmet ? i wish i could but i cant . do you have a motorbike ? no , i have a pink bike though .
hi ! do you have a house in the clouds ? no but i'd love to get one i do . do you have any superpowers ? nice ! when i wear my motorbike helmet i do feel like a super hero sometimes can you make time stop while wearing your helmet ? i wish i could but i cant . do you have a motorbike ? no , i have a pink bike though .
hi ! do you have a house in the clouds ? no but i'd love to get one i do . do you have any superpowers ? nice ! when i wear my motorbike helmet i do feel like a super hero sometimes can you make time stop while wearing your helmet ? i wish i could but i cant . do you have a motorbike ? no , i have a pink bike though .
hi ! do you have a house in the clouds ? no but i'd love to get one i do . do you have any superpowers ? nice ! when i wear my motorbike helmet i do feel like a super hero sometimes can you make time stop while wearing your helmet ? i wish i could but i cant . do you have a motorbike ? no , i have a pink bike though .
hello , how are you tonight ? ok . since alabama , my home team , won saturday night . i'm an ohio state fan . do you skate ? no . too busy with all of my 19 dogs and 3 sisters . oh wow . that is a lot of dogs . yes love them almost as my tacos . no i love my dogs more . my fiance makes a killer fish taco with cilantro lime slaw . wow . my sisters and i love chicken tacos . those are good too , i live in cali . along the ocean . i live in middle of alabama . do not get to ocean much . i could not stand to live inland , the ocean runs through my veins .
hello , how are you tonight ? ok . since alabama , my home team , won saturday night . i'm an ohio state fan . do you skate ? no . too busy with all of my 19 dogs and 3 sisters . oh wow . that is a lot of dogs . yes love them almost as my tacos . no i love my dogs more . my fiance makes a killer fish taco with cilantro lime slaw . wow . my sisters and i love chicken tacos . those are good too , i live in cali . along the ocean . i live in middle of alabama . do not get to ocean much . i could not stand to live inland , the ocean runs through my veins .
hello , how are you tonight ? ok . since alabama , my home team , won saturday night . i'm an ohio state fan . do you skate ? no . too busy with all of my 19 dogs and 3 sisters . oh wow . that is a lot of dogs . yes love them almost as my tacos . no i love my dogs more . my fiance makes a killer fish taco with cilantro lime slaw . wow . my sisters and i love chicken tacos . those are good too , i live in cali . along the ocean . i live in middle of alabama . do not get to ocean much . i could not stand to live inland , the ocean runs through my veins .
hello , how are you tonight ? ok . since alabama , my home team , won saturday night . i'm an ohio state fan . do you skate ? no . too busy with all of my 19 dogs and 3 sisters . oh wow . that is a lot of dogs . yes love them almost as my tacos . no i love my dogs more . my fiance makes a killer fish taco with cilantro lime slaw . wow . my sisters and i love chicken tacos . those are good too , i live in cali . along the ocean . i live in middle of alabama . do not get to ocean much . i could not stand to live inland , the ocean runs through my veins .
hello , how are you tonight ? ok . since alabama , my home team , won saturday night . i'm an ohio state fan . do you skate ? no . too busy with all of my 19 dogs and 3 sisters . oh wow . that is a lot of dogs . yes love them almost as my tacos . no i love my dogs more . my fiance makes a killer fish taco with cilantro lime slaw . wow . my sisters and i love chicken tacos . those are good too , i live in cali . along the ocean . i live in middle of alabama . do not get to ocean much . i could not stand to live inland , the ocean runs through my veins .
hello , do you like music ? i play the miano and guitar ! also i sing ! that is nice i wish i played an instrument i can teach you , i am a musician and a music teacher ! that's cool i do not like my job i work as a custodian , helping to pay the bills . what is your job ? i've a job in a nursing home ah yeah my parents are not supporting my dream to become a musician maybe if you build up a following you'll be able to do that full time i really wish they would accept it , but they keep telling me to get a real job . yeah its hard when you aren't making money i hope i'll make it big one day then i'll show them they are wrong that's a good goal do you have a family yeah i got my mother and father and a boyfriend . is your boyfriend supportive of your music yes he's supportive ! do you have any dreams ?
hello , do you like music ? i play the miano and guitar ! also i sing ! that is nice i wish i played an instrument i can teach you , i am a musician and a music teacher ! that's cool i do not like my job i work as a custodian , helping to pay the bills . what is your job ? i've a job in a nursing home ah yeah my parents are not supporting my dream to become a musician maybe if you build up a following you'll be able to do that full time i really wish they would accept it , but they keep telling me to get a real job . yeah its hard when you aren't making money i hope i'll make it big one day then i'll show them they are wrong that's a good goal do you have a family yeah i got my mother and father and a boyfriend . is your boyfriend supportive of your music yes he's supportive ! do you have any dreams ?
hello , do you like music ? i play the miano and guitar ! also i sing ! that is nice i wish i played an instrument i can teach you , i am a musician and a music teacher ! that's cool i do not like my job i work as a custodian , helping to pay the bills . what is your job ? i've a job in a nursing home ah yeah my parents are not supporting my dream to become a musician maybe if you build up a following you'll be able to do that full time i really wish they would accept it , but they keep telling me to get a real job . yeah its hard when you aren't making money i hope i'll make it big one day then i'll show them they are wrong that's a good goal do you have a family yeah i got my mother and father and a boyfriend . is your boyfriend supportive of your music yes he's supportive ! do you have any dreams ?
hello , do you like music ? i play the miano and guitar ! also i sing ! that is nice i wish i played an instrument i can teach you , i am a musician and a music teacher ! that's cool i do not like my job i work as a custodian , helping to pay the bills . what is your job ? i've a job in a nursing home ah yeah my parents are not supporting my dream to become a musician maybe if you build up a following you'll be able to do that full time i really wish they would accept it , but they keep telling me to get a real job . yeah its hard when you aren't making money i hope i'll make it big one day then i'll show them they are wrong that's a good goal do you have a family yeah i got my mother and father and a boyfriend . is your boyfriend supportive of your music yes he's supportive ! do you have any dreams ?
hello , do you like music ? i play the miano and guitar ! also i sing ! that is nice i wish i played an instrument i can teach you , i am a musician and a music teacher ! that's cool i do not like my job i work as a custodian , helping to pay the bills . what is your job ? i've a job in a nursing home ah yeah my parents are not supporting my dream to become a musician maybe if you build up a following you'll be able to do that full time i really wish they would accept it , but they keep telling me to get a real job . yeah its hard when you aren't making money i hope i'll make it big one day then i'll show them they are wrong that's a good goal do you have a family yeah i got my mother and father and a boyfriend . is your boyfriend supportive of your music yes he's supportive ! do you have any dreams ?
hello how are you this fine day ? i am good ! counting the days till i can move out . and you ? i'm playing some role playing games online today . i love the internet , probably too much ! my job at burger king is taking away all of my video game time . i work in fast food also . my coworkers are always complaining i burn the burgers . you aren't my parents ! i tried to go to school to be a vet . i hated it ! do you drink or do drugs ? i don't . do you dye your hair ? i do every 3 months . ok good . but why dye your hair ? that is , like , drugs for your hair . i love to dye it blue . red reminds me of blood and i faint from that ! blue ! ? blue ! ? i hate blue ! ree ! ! ! what color should i dye it ?
hello how are you this fine day ? i am good ! counting the days till i can move out . and you ? i'm playing some role playing games online today . i love the internet , probably too much ! my job at burger king is taking away all of my video game time . i work in fast food also . my coworkers are always complaining i burn the burgers . you aren't my parents ! i tried to go to school to be a vet . i hated it ! do you drink or do drugs ? i don't . do you dye your hair ? i do every 3 months . ok good . but why dye your hair ? that is , like , drugs for your hair . i love to dye it blue . red reminds me of blood and i faint from that ! blue ! ? blue ! ? i hate blue ! ree ! ! ! what color should i dye it ?
hello how are you this fine day ? i am good ! counting the days till i can move out . and you ? i'm playing some role playing games online today . i love the internet , probably too much ! my job at burger king is taking away all of my video game time . i work in fast food also . my coworkers are always complaining i burn the burgers . you aren't my parents ! i tried to go to school to be a vet . i hated it ! do you drink or do drugs ? i don't . do you dye your hair ? i do every 3 months . ok good . but why dye your hair ? that is , like , drugs for your hair . i love to dye it blue . red reminds me of blood and i faint from that ! blue ! ? blue ! ? i hate blue ! ree ! ! ! what color should i dye it ?
hello how are you this fine day ? i am good ! counting the days till i can move out . and you ? i'm playing some role playing games online today . i love the internet , probably too much ! my job at burger king is taking away all of my video game time . i work in fast food also . my coworkers are always complaining i burn the burgers . you aren't my parents ! i tried to go to school to be a vet . i hated it ! do you drink or do drugs ? i don't . do you dye your hair ? i do every 3 months . ok good . but why dye your hair ? that is , like , drugs for your hair . i love to dye it blue . red reminds me of blood and i faint from that ! blue ! ? blue ! ? i hate blue ! ree ! ! ! what color should i dye it ?
hello how are you this fine day ? i am good ! counting the days till i can move out . and you ? i'm playing some role playing games online today . i love the internet , probably too much ! my job at burger king is taking away all of my video game time . i work in fast food also . my coworkers are always complaining i burn the burgers . you aren't my parents ! i tried to go to school to be a vet . i hated it ! do you drink or do drugs ? i don't . do you dye your hair ? i do every 3 months . ok good . but why dye your hair ? that is , like , drugs for your hair . i love to dye it blue . red reminds me of blood and i faint from that ! blue ! ? blue ! ? i hate blue ! ree ! ! ! what color should i dye it ?
i cant believe the news i just got . my sister is a stripper sounds like my kids ! ha . . stay at home dad here , have to laugh somewhere . we grew up christian so its out of character . i bet i am sorry . it is an interesting job choice . what do you do for work ?
i cant believe the news i just got . my sister is a stripper sounds like my kids ! ha . . stay at home dad here , have to laugh somewhere . we grew up christian so its out of character . i bet i am sorry . it is an interesting job choice . what do you do for work ?
i cant believe the news i just got . my sister is a stripper sounds like my kids ! ha . . stay at home dad here , have to laugh somewhere . we grew up christian so its out of character . i bet i am sorry . it is an interesting job choice . what do you do for work ?
i cant believe the news i just got . my sister is a stripper sounds like my kids ! ha . . stay at home dad here , have to laugh somewhere . we grew up christian so its out of character . i bet i am sorry . it is an interesting job choice . what do you do for work ?
i cant believe the news i just got . my sister is a stripper sounds like my kids ! ha . . stay at home dad here , have to laugh somewhere . we grew up christian so its out of character . i bet i am sorry . it is an interesting job choice . what do you do for work ?
i got a big house with 7 rooms nice , majority of my time i am on facebook one time i saw a man fly to the moon like on tv ? i'm obese and unhappy when i worked in the cia i used facebook to spy on people , handy tool i'd love to hear more i work at a retirement home obesity is a state of mind , not of body thank you for that , you are what you believe ? look energy isn't physical , only spiritual
i got a big house with 7 rooms nice , majority of my time i am on facebook one time i saw a man fly to the moon like on tv ? i'm obese and unhappy when i worked in the cia i used facebook to spy on people , handy tool i'd love to hear more i work at a retirement home obesity is a state of mind , not of body thank you for that , you are what you believe ? look energy isn't physical , only spiritual
i got a big house with 7 rooms nice , majority of my time i am on facebook one time i saw a man fly to the moon like on tv ? i'm obese and unhappy when i worked in the cia i used facebook to spy on people , handy tool i'd love to hear more i work at a retirement home obesity is a state of mind , not of body thank you for that , you are what you believe ? look energy isn't physical , only spiritual
i got a big house with 7 rooms nice , majority of my time i am on facebook one time i saw a man fly to the moon like on tv ? i'm obese and unhappy when i worked in the cia i used facebook to spy on people , handy tool i'd love to hear more i work at a retirement home obesity is a state of mind , not of body thank you for that , you are what you believe ? look energy isn't physical , only spiritual
i got a big house with 7 rooms nice , majority of my time i am on facebook one time i saw a man fly to the moon like on tv ? i'm obese and unhappy when i worked in the cia i used facebook to spy on people , handy tool i'd love to hear more i work at a retirement home obesity is a state of mind , not of body thank you for that , you are what you believe ? look energy isn't physical , only spiritual
hi , i produce rap music for artists , i mostly like rap music . hi , i also like rap music . mostly somalian rap . yeah , my cat likes rap music too , his name is charlie i got a cat named ziggy when i moved to the united states . he likes reggae music . looks like my cat and your cat should introduce themselves
hi , i produce rap music for artists , i mostly like rap music . hi , i also like rap music . mostly somalian rap . yeah , my cat likes rap music too , his name is charlie i got a cat named ziggy when i moved to the united states . he likes reggae music . looks like my cat and your cat should introduce themselves
hi , i produce rap music for artists , i mostly like rap music . hi , i also like rap music . mostly somalian rap . yeah , my cat likes rap music too , his name is charlie i got a cat named ziggy when i moved to the united states . he likes reggae music . looks like my cat and your cat should introduce themselves
hi , i produce rap music for artists , i mostly like rap music . hi , i also like rap music . mostly somalian rap . yeah , my cat likes rap music too , his name is charlie i got a cat named ziggy when i moved to the united states . he likes reggae music . looks like my cat and your cat should introduce themselves
hi , i produce rap music for artists , i mostly like rap music . hi , i also like rap music . mostly somalian rap . yeah , my cat likes rap music too , his name is charlie i got a cat named ziggy when i moved to the united states . he likes reggae music . looks like my cat and your cat should introduce themselves
so , i 'm reading the latest film from studio ghibli is out the tale of princess kaguya . dunno if you 're familiar with them , but studio ghibli has made a lot of great animated films , like spirited away , and princess mononoke   i do n't think i have heard of them . i have heard that one of the directors recently passed away , and his last film was nominated for an academy award   yeah , sadly , disney ( which owns the american rights to the films ) does n't tend to promote them very much . i think they 're worried they 'll cut into their " home grown " market . anyway , dunno if you even like animated movies , but they 're worth checking out .   i do n't watch them very often . apparently there was a showing of the recent film in a park in d.c . that 's one u.s . city i have n't been to   sadly , i have n't been to dc either , although i 've always wanted to visit there . apparently there 's a lot of interesting going down this summer . they 're having a crab feast at the navy - marine corps stadium . they 'll have 100 gallons of crab soup ! can you imagine that much soup ? 
so , i 'm reading the latest film from studio ghibli is out the tale of princess kaguya . dunno if you 're familiar with them , but studio ghibli has made a lot of great animated films , like spirited away , and princess mononoke   i do n't think i have heard of them . i have heard that one of the directors recently passed away , and his last film was nominated for an academy award   yeah , sadly , disney ( which owns the american rights to the films ) does n't tend to promote them very much . i think they 're worried they 'll cut into their " home grown " market . anyway , dunno if you even like animated movies , but they 're worth checking out .   i do n't watch them very often . apparently there was a showing of the recent film in a park in d.c . that 's one u.s . city i have n't been to   sadly , i have n't been to dc either , although i 've always wanted to visit there . apparently there 's a lot of interesting going down this summer . they 're having a crab feast at the navy - marine corps stadium . they 'll have 100 gallons of crab soup ! can you imagine that much soup ? 
so , i 'm reading the latest film from studio ghibli is out the tale of princess kaguya . dunno if you 're familiar with them , but studio ghibli has made a lot of great animated films , like spirited away , and princess mononoke   i do n't think i have heard of them . i have heard that one of the directors recently passed away , and his last film was nominated for an academy award   yeah , sadly , disney ( which owns the american rights to the films ) does n't tend to promote them very much . i think they 're worried they 'll cut into their " home grown " market . anyway , dunno if you even like animated movies , but they 're worth checking out .   i do n't watch them very often . apparently there was a showing of the recent film in a park in d.c . that 's one u.s . city i have n't been to   sadly , i have n't been to dc either , although i 've always wanted to visit there . apparently there 's a lot of interesting going down this summer . they 're having a crab feast at the navy - marine corps stadium . they 'll have 100 gallons of crab soup ! can you imagine that much soup ? 
so , i 'm reading the latest film from studio ghibli is out the tale of princess kaguya . dunno if you 're familiar with them , but studio ghibli has made a lot of great animated films , like spirited away , and princess mononoke   i do n't think i have heard of them . i have heard that one of the directors recently passed away , and his last film was nominated for an academy award   yeah , sadly , disney ( which owns the american rights to the films ) does n't tend to promote them very much . i think they 're worried they 'll cut into their " home grown " market . anyway , dunno if you even like animated movies , but they 're worth checking out .   i do n't watch them very often . apparently there was a showing of the recent film in a park in d.c . that 's one u.s . city i have n't been to   sadly , i have n't been to dc either , although i 've always wanted to visit there . apparently there 's a lot of interesting going down this summer . they 're having a crab feast at the navy - marine corps stadium . they 'll have 100 gallons of crab soup ! can you imagine that much soup ? 
so , i 'm reading the latest film from studio ghibli is out the tale of princess kaguya . dunno if you 're familiar with them , but studio ghibli has made a lot of great animated films , like spirited away , and princess mononoke   i do n't think i have heard of them . i have heard that one of the directors recently passed away , and his last film was nominated for an academy award   yeah , sadly , disney ( which owns the american rights to the films ) does n't tend to promote them very much . i think they 're worried they 'll cut into their " home grown " market . anyway , dunno if you even like animated movies , but they 're worth checking out .   i do n't watch them very often . apparently there was a showing of the recent film in a park in d.c . that 's one u.s . city i have n't been to   sadly , i have n't been to dc either , although i 've always wanted to visit there . apparently there 's a lot of interesting going down this summer . they 're having a crab feast at the navy - marine corps stadium . they 'll have 100 gallons of crab soup ! can you imagine that much soup ? 
so , i 'm reading the latest film from studio ghibli is out the tale of princess kaguya . dunno if you 're familiar with them , but studio ghibli has made a lot of great animated films , like spirited away , and princess mononoke   i do n't think i have heard of them . i have heard that one of the directors recently passed away , and his last film was nominated for an academy award   yeah , sadly , disney ( which owns the american rights to the films ) does n't tend to promote them very much . i think they 're worried they 'll cut into their " home grown " market . anyway , dunno if you even like animated movies , but they 're worth checking out .   i do n't watch them very often . apparently there was a showing of the recent film in a park in d.c . that 's one u.s . city i have n't been to   sadly , i have n't been to dc either , although i 've always wanted to visit there . apparently there 's a lot of interesting going down this summer . they 're having a crab feast at the navy - marine corps stadium . they 'll have 100 gallons of crab soup ! can you imagine that much soup ? 
i think that jon gruden is a sensible loss for the team ,   what do you mean by sensible loss ? i think john gruden is a huge mistake for the team .   well i think his a good player , hard to replace , that s what i meant or at least in the raiders team his become an important piece for the coach   john gruden is an nfl head coach . he 's not a player . the 33 - 13 loss to the rams was just the beginning of a miserable season . are you familiar with the nfl ?   oh i see , i guess i m confusing him with a player of the team , what was his name i think it was khalil mack , and i do follow some games what about you ?   football is one of my favorite sports and i follow all 32 teams . khalil mack was traded to the bears by john gruden for some picks . they definitely felt his absence . i do n't know why they did n't just resign him .   maybe he demanded a high salary ? what is your favorite nfl team ? 
i think that jon gruden is a sensible loss for the team ,   what do you mean by sensible loss ? i think john gruden is a huge mistake for the team .   well i think his a good player , hard to replace , that s what i meant or at least in the raiders team his become an important piece for the coach   john gruden is an nfl head coach . he 's not a player . the 33 - 13 loss to the rams was just the beginning of a miserable season . are you familiar with the nfl ?   oh i see , i guess i m confusing him with a player of the team , what was his name i think it was khalil mack , and i do follow some games what about you ?   football is one of my favorite sports and i follow all 32 teams . khalil mack was traded to the bears by john gruden for some picks . they definitely felt his absence . i do n't know why they did n't just resign him .   maybe he demanded a high salary ? what is your favorite nfl team ? 
i think that jon gruden is a sensible loss for the team ,   what do you mean by sensible loss ? i think john gruden is a huge mistake for the team .   well i think his a good player , hard to replace , that s what i meant or at least in the raiders team his become an important piece for the coach   john gruden is an nfl head coach . he 's not a player . the 33 - 13 loss to the rams was just the beginning of a miserable season . are you familiar with the nfl ?   oh i see , i guess i m confusing him with a player of the team , what was his name i think it was khalil mack , and i do follow some games what about you ?   football is one of my favorite sports and i follow all 32 teams . khalil mack was traded to the bears by john gruden for some picks . they definitely felt his absence . i do n't know why they did n't just resign him .   maybe he demanded a high salary ? what is your favorite nfl team ? 
i think that jon gruden is a sensible loss for the team ,   what do you mean by sensible loss ? i think john gruden is a huge mistake for the team .   well i think his a good player , hard to replace , that s what i meant or at least in the raiders team his become an important piece for the coach   john gruden is an nfl head coach . he 's not a player . the 33 - 13 loss to the rams was just the beginning of a miserable season . are you familiar with the nfl ?   oh i see , i guess i m confusing him with a player of the team , what was his name i think it was khalil mack , and i do follow some games what about you ?   football is one of my favorite sports and i follow all 32 teams . khalil mack was traded to the bears by john gruden for some picks . they definitely felt his absence . i do n't know why they did n't just resign him .   maybe he demanded a high salary ? what is your favorite nfl team ? 
i think that jon gruden is a sensible loss for the team ,   what do you mean by sensible loss ? i think john gruden is a huge mistake for the team .   well i think his a good player , hard to replace , that s what i meant or at least in the raiders team his become an important piece for the coach   john gruden is an nfl head coach . he 's not a player . the 33 - 13 loss to the rams was just the beginning of a miserable season . are you familiar with the nfl ?   oh i see , i guess i m confusing him with a player of the team , what was his name i think it was khalil mack , and i do follow some games what about you ?   football is one of my favorite sports and i follow all 32 teams . khalil mack was traded to the bears by john gruden for some picks . they definitely felt his absence . i do n't know why they did n't just resign him .   maybe he demanded a high salary ? what is your favorite nfl team ? 
i think that jon gruden is a sensible loss for the team ,   what do you mean by sensible loss ? i think john gruden is a huge mistake for the team .   well i think his a good player , hard to replace , that s what i meant or at least in the raiders team his become an important piece for the coach   john gruden is an nfl head coach . he 's not a player . the 33 - 13 loss to the rams was just the beginning of a miserable season . are you familiar with the nfl ?   oh i see , i guess i m confusing him with a player of the team , what was his name i think it was khalil mack , and i do follow some games what about you ?   football is one of my favorite sports and i follow all 32 teams . khalil mack was traded to the bears by john gruden for some picks . they definitely felt his absence . i do n't know why they did n't just resign him .   maybe he demanded a high salary ? what is your favorite nfl team ? 
hello   hi . the nfl seems to be at the end of its days .   that 's what people seem to be saying everywhere , but i do n't know . they have gotten through scandals and issues before . i 'm not counting them out yet .   what about the problems with the ncaa though ? the nfl needs the players .   i get that and it is valid , but it 's like any sport . if 1 person quits , there are 5 waiting to take their place . if players do n't want to play , then they should move along .   what about the fans though . people might get bored of a game when the quality goes down .   that is true . everything runs in cycles though . i liken it to a losing team having an empty stadium and a winning team selling out . fans are fickle . their ... our views are important , but we come and go .   i wonder whether letting women into the game would create interest , get more fans .   oh , it absolutely would . it would be like ... and i know i am going to butcher the name here , but when manon reheaume played in the nhl . my only concern is that if mishandled it might come off like a gimmick .   i see your point . long term , will women stay ? true .   i feel like ... there are enough talented women athletes out there , that a woman kicker or qb is possible , perhaps a wide receiver .   women can be tough too . would a coach like bill belichick hire a woman if she could help him win the super bowl ?   this is going to come off sounding bad , but it is n't meant to . i think anyone in the front office would look at it from the perspective of generating revenue and views . the sponsors would love the coverage .   belichick has done well in the post season , so i think he 's looking at it from a strategic point of view . the sponsors would tie her presence into a bunch of social issues and products . 
hello   hi . the nfl seems to be at the end of its days .   that 's what people seem to be saying everywhere , but i do n't know . they have gotten through scandals and issues before . i 'm not counting them out yet .   what about the problems with the ncaa though ? the nfl needs the players .   i get that and it is valid , but it 's like any sport . if 1 person quits , there are 5 waiting to take their place . if players do n't want to play , then they should move along .   what about the fans though . people might get bored of a game when the quality goes down .   that is true . everything runs in cycles though . i liken it to a losing team having an empty stadium and a winning team selling out . fans are fickle . their ... our views are important , but we come and go .   i wonder whether letting women into the game would create interest , get more fans .   oh , it absolutely would . it would be like ... and i know i am going to butcher the name here , but when manon reheaume played in the nhl . my only concern is that if mishandled it might come off like a gimmick .   i see your point . long term , will women stay ? true .   i feel like ... there are enough talented women athletes out there , that a woman kicker or qb is possible , perhaps a wide receiver .   women can be tough too . would a coach like bill belichick hire a woman if she could help him win the super bowl ?   this is going to come off sounding bad , but it is n't meant to . i think anyone in the front office would look at it from the perspective of generating revenue and views . the sponsors would love the coverage .   belichick has done well in the post season , so i think he 's looking at it from a strategic point of view . the sponsors would tie her presence into a bunch of social issues and products . 
hello   hi . the nfl seems to be at the end of its days .   that 's what people seem to be saying everywhere , but i do n't know . they have gotten through scandals and issues before . i 'm not counting them out yet .   what about the problems with the ncaa though ? the nfl needs the players .   i get that and it is valid , but it 's like any sport . if 1 person quits , there are 5 waiting to take their place . if players do n't want to play , then they should move along .   what about the fans though . people might get bored of a game when the quality goes down .   that is true . everything runs in cycles though . i liken it to a losing team having an empty stadium and a winning team selling out . fans are fickle . their ... our views are important , but we come and go .   i wonder whether letting women into the game would create interest , get more fans .   oh , it absolutely would . it would be like ... and i know i am going to butcher the name here , but when manon reheaume played in the nhl . my only concern is that if mishandled it might come off like a gimmick .   i see your point . long term , will women stay ? true .   i feel like ... there are enough talented women athletes out there , that a woman kicker or qb is possible , perhaps a wide receiver .   women can be tough too . would a coach like bill belichick hire a woman if she could help him win the super bowl ?   this is going to come off sounding bad , but it is n't meant to . i think anyone in the front office would look at it from the perspective of generating revenue and views . the sponsors would love the coverage .   belichick has done well in the post season , so i think he 's looking at it from a strategic point of view . the sponsors would tie her presence into a bunch of social issues and products . 
hello   hi . the nfl seems to be at the end of its days .   that 's what people seem to be saying everywhere , but i do n't know . they have gotten through scandals and issues before . i 'm not counting them out yet .   what about the problems with the ncaa though ? the nfl needs the players .   i get that and it is valid , but it 's like any sport . if 1 person quits , there are 5 waiting to take their place . if players do n't want to play , then they should move along .   what about the fans though . people might get bored of a game when the quality goes down .   that is true . everything runs in cycles though . i liken it to a losing team having an empty stadium and a winning team selling out . fans are fickle . their ... our views are important , but we come and go .   i wonder whether letting women into the game would create interest , get more fans .   oh , it absolutely would . it would be like ... and i know i am going to butcher the name here , but when manon reheaume played in the nhl . my only concern is that if mishandled it might come off like a gimmick .   i see your point . long term , will women stay ? true .   i feel like ... there are enough talented women athletes out there , that a woman kicker or qb is possible , perhaps a wide receiver .   women can be tough too . would a coach like bill belichick hire a woman if she could help him win the super bowl ?   this is going to come off sounding bad , but it is n't meant to . i think anyone in the front office would look at it from the perspective of generating revenue and views . the sponsors would love the coverage .   belichick has done well in the post season , so i think he 's looking at it from a strategic point of view . the sponsors would tie her presence into a bunch of social issues and products . 
hello   hi . the nfl seems to be at the end of its days .   that 's what people seem to be saying everywhere , but i do n't know . they have gotten through scandals and issues before . i 'm not counting them out yet .   what about the problems with the ncaa though ? the nfl needs the players .   i get that and it is valid , but it 's like any sport . if 1 person quits , there are 5 waiting to take their place . if players do n't want to play , then they should move along .   what about the fans though . people might get bored of a game when the quality goes down .   that is true . everything runs in cycles though . i liken it to a losing team having an empty stadium and a winning team selling out . fans are fickle . their ... our views are important , but we come and go .   i wonder whether letting women into the game would create interest , get more fans .   oh , it absolutely would . it would be like ... and i know i am going to butcher the name here , but when manon reheaume played in the nhl . my only concern is that if mishandled it might come off like a gimmick .   i see your point . long term , will women stay ? true .   i feel like ... there are enough talented women athletes out there , that a woman kicker or qb is possible , perhaps a wide receiver .   women can be tough too . would a coach like bill belichick hire a woman if she could help him win the super bowl ?   this is going to come off sounding bad , but it is n't meant to . i think anyone in the front office would look at it from the perspective of generating revenue and views . the sponsors would love the coverage .   belichick has done well in the post season , so i think he 's looking at it from a strategic point of view . the sponsors would tie her presence into a bunch of social issues and products . 
hello   hi . the nfl seems to be at the end of its days .   that 's what people seem to be saying everywhere , but i do n't know . they have gotten through scandals and issues before . i 'm not counting them out yet .   what about the problems with the ncaa though ? the nfl needs the players .   i get that and it is valid , but it 's like any sport . if 1 person quits , there are 5 waiting to take their place . if players do n't want to play , then they should move along .   what about the fans though . people might get bored of a game when the quality goes down .   that is true . everything runs in cycles though . i liken it to a losing team having an empty stadium and a winning team selling out . fans are fickle . their ... our views are important , but we come and go .   i wonder whether letting women into the game would create interest , get more fans .   oh , it absolutely would . it would be like ... and i know i am going to butcher the name here , but when manon reheaume played in the nhl . my only concern is that if mishandled it might come off like a gimmick .   i see your point . long term , will women stay ? true .   i feel like ... there are enough talented women athletes out there , that a woman kicker or qb is possible , perhaps a wide receiver .   women can be tough too . would a coach like bill belichick hire a woman if she could help him win the super bowl ?   this is going to come off sounding bad , but it is n't meant to . i think anyone in the front office would look at it from the perspective of generating revenue and views . the sponsors would love the coverage .   belichick has done well in the post season , so i think he 's looking at it from a strategic point of view . the sponsors would tie her presence into a bunch of social issues and products . 
hi there , how 's it going ?   it 's going great ! which do you prefer , football or baseball ?   oh i guess baseball . although i do n't have time to see many games anymore .   baseball is the american pastime . japanese are surprised to discover this fact .   yeah , i guess they see it as being their own . they have their own fan culture around it . what is your favorite sport ?   i like both baseball and football , but i usually follow them around playoff time . do n't have much time for games .   yeah the seasons are so long that it 's tough to get really immersed . especially baseball . it 's what , 162 games ?   162 , plus playoffs . soon they 'll be playing until christmas . until 2005 , a married couple scheduled all the games for the mlb . they must have had special software or something .   yeah . although i think they had done it since the 80s . maybe they did the first few seasons on a commodore 64 lol ?   the old c64 ! classic . i do n't remember any good sports games on that though . football , baseball , soccer . probably not easy to do on a c64 .   yeah . i know they had accounting software lol , my dad used it . we had the minnesota fats pool game and i think one soccer one . but it was such a different era . no madden style graphics   i wonder whether they had a version of kickball on the c64 . the canadians call the game soccer - baseball .   yeah i 've read that somewhere . when i was a kid , we played a kind of kickball called rounders at camp . our counselor was english . he kept telling us " run to fourth ! " and we were like , " you mean home ? run home ? "   baseball is american ! i do n't know the english would want with it . i bet the english do n't collect " rounders " cards the way we collect baseball cards .   right ? i wonder if they have cricket cards lol ? i think they have stickers for soccer .   some guy found $ 3 million dollars of baseball cards from the 1900s . i wonder what he did with the money .   yeah . that 's an amazing find . i heard they had been hidden since the 40s .   thanks , grandpa ! i bet grandpa wishes he had cashed them in before he cashed out . 
hi there , how 's it going ?   it 's going great ! which do you prefer , football or baseball ?   oh i guess baseball . although i do n't have time to see many games anymore .   baseball is the american pastime . japanese are surprised to discover this fact .   yeah , i guess they see it as being their own . they have their own fan culture around it . what is your favorite sport ?   i like both baseball and football , but i usually follow them around playoff time . do n't have much time for games .   yeah the seasons are so long that it 's tough to get really immersed . especially baseball . it 's what , 162 games ?   162 , plus playoffs . soon they 'll be playing until christmas . until 2005 , a married couple scheduled all the games for the mlb . they must have had special software or something .   yeah . although i think they had done it since the 80s . maybe they did the first few seasons on a commodore 64 lol ?   the old c64 ! classic . i do n't remember any good sports games on that though . football , baseball , soccer . probably not easy to do on a c64 .   yeah . i know they had accounting software lol , my dad used it . we had the minnesota fats pool game and i think one soccer one . but it was such a different era . no madden style graphics   i wonder whether they had a version of kickball on the c64 . the canadians call the game soccer - baseball .   yeah i 've read that somewhere . when i was a kid , we played a kind of kickball called rounders at camp . our counselor was english . he kept telling us " run to fourth ! " and we were like , " you mean home ? run home ? "   baseball is american ! i do n't know the english would want with it . i bet the english do n't collect " rounders " cards the way we collect baseball cards .   right ? i wonder if they have cricket cards lol ? i think they have stickers for soccer .   some guy found $ 3 million dollars of baseball cards from the 1900s . i wonder what he did with the money .   yeah . that 's an amazing find . i heard they had been hidden since the 40s .   thanks , grandpa ! i bet grandpa wishes he had cashed them in before he cashed out . 
hi there , how 's it going ?   it 's going great ! which do you prefer , football or baseball ?   oh i guess baseball . although i do n't have time to see many games anymore .   baseball is the american pastime . japanese are surprised to discover this fact .   yeah , i guess they see it as being their own . they have their own fan culture around it . what is your favorite sport ?   i like both baseball and football , but i usually follow them around playoff time . do n't have much time for games .   yeah the seasons are so long that it 's tough to get really immersed . especially baseball . it 's what , 162 games ?   162 , plus playoffs . soon they 'll be playing until christmas . until 2005 , a married couple scheduled all the games for the mlb . they must have had special software or something .   yeah . although i think they had done it since the 80s . maybe they did the first few seasons on a commodore 64 lol ?   the old c64 ! classic . i do n't remember any good sports games on that though . football , baseball , soccer . probably not easy to do on a c64 .   yeah . i know they had accounting software lol , my dad used it . we had the minnesota fats pool game and i think one soccer one . but it was such a different era . no madden style graphics   i wonder whether they had a version of kickball on the c64 . the canadians call the game soccer - baseball .   yeah i 've read that somewhere . when i was a kid , we played a kind of kickball called rounders at camp . our counselor was english . he kept telling us " run to fourth ! " and we were like , " you mean home ? run home ? "   baseball is american ! i do n't know the english would want with it . i bet the english do n't collect " rounders " cards the way we collect baseball cards .   right ? i wonder if they have cricket cards lol ? i think they have stickers for soccer .   some guy found $ 3 million dollars of baseball cards from the 1900s . i wonder what he did with the money .   yeah . that 's an amazing find . i heard they had been hidden since the 40s .   thanks , grandpa ! i bet grandpa wishes he had cashed them in before he cashed out . 
hi there , how 's it going ?   it 's going great ! which do you prefer , football or baseball ?   oh i guess baseball . although i do n't have time to see many games anymore .   baseball is the american pastime . japanese are surprised to discover this fact .   yeah , i guess they see it as being their own . they have their own fan culture around it . what is your favorite sport ?   i like both baseball and football , but i usually follow them around playoff time . do n't have much time for games .   yeah the seasons are so long that it 's tough to get really immersed . especially baseball . it 's what , 162 games ?   162 , plus playoffs . soon they 'll be playing until christmas . until 2005 , a married couple scheduled all the games for the mlb . they must have had special software or something .   yeah . although i think they had done it since the 80s . maybe they did the first few seasons on a commodore 64 lol ?   the old c64 ! classic . i do n't remember any good sports games on that though . football , baseball , soccer . probably not easy to do on a c64 .   yeah . i know they had accounting software lol , my dad used it . we had the minnesota fats pool game and i think one soccer one . but it was such a different era . no madden style graphics   i wonder whether they had a version of kickball on the c64 . the canadians call the game soccer - baseball .   yeah i 've read that somewhere . when i was a kid , we played a kind of kickball called rounders at camp . our counselor was english . he kept telling us " run to fourth ! " and we were like , " you mean home ? run home ? "   baseball is american ! i do n't know the english would want with it . i bet the english do n't collect " rounders " cards the way we collect baseball cards .   right ? i wonder if they have cricket cards lol ? i think they have stickers for soccer .   some guy found $ 3 million dollars of baseball cards from the 1900s . i wonder what he did with the money .   yeah . that 's an amazing find . i heard they had been hidden since the 40s .   thanks , grandpa ! i bet grandpa wishes he had cashed them in before he cashed out . 
hi there , how 's it going ?   it 's going great ! which do you prefer , football or baseball ?   oh i guess baseball . although i do n't have time to see many games anymore .   baseball is the american pastime . japanese are surprised to discover this fact .   yeah , i guess they see it as being their own . they have their own fan culture around it . what is your favorite sport ?   i like both baseball and football , but i usually follow them around playoff time . do n't have much time for games .   yeah the seasons are so long that it 's tough to get really immersed . especially baseball . it 's what , 162 games ?   162 , plus playoffs . soon they 'll be playing until christmas . until 2005 , a married couple scheduled all the games for the mlb . they must have had special software or something .   yeah . although i think they had done it since the 80s . maybe they did the first few seasons on a commodore 64 lol ?   the old c64 ! classic . i do n't remember any good sports games on that though . football , baseball , soccer . probably not easy to do on a c64 .   yeah . i know they had accounting software lol , my dad used it . we had the minnesota fats pool game and i think one soccer one . but it was such a different era . no madden style graphics   i wonder whether they had a version of kickball on the c64 . the canadians call the game soccer - baseball .   yeah i 've read that somewhere . when i was a kid , we played a kind of kickball called rounders at camp . our counselor was english . he kept telling us " run to fourth ! " and we were like , " you mean home ? run home ? "   baseball is american ! i do n't know the english would want with it . i bet the english do n't collect " rounders " cards the way we collect baseball cards .   right ? i wonder if they have cricket cards lol ? i think they have stickers for soccer .   some guy found $ 3 million dollars of baseball cards from the 1900s . i wonder what he did with the money .   yeah . that 's an amazing find . i heard they had been hidden since the 40s .   thanks , grandpa ! i bet grandpa wishes he had cashed them in before he cashed out . 
hi there , how 's it going ?   it 's going great ! which do you prefer , football or baseball ?   oh i guess baseball . although i do n't have time to see many games anymore .   baseball is the american pastime . japanese are surprised to discover this fact .   yeah , i guess they see it as being their own . they have their own fan culture around it . what is your favorite sport ?   i like both baseball and football , but i usually follow them around playoff time . do n't have much time for games .   yeah the seasons are so long that it 's tough to get really immersed . especially baseball . it 's what , 162 games ?   162 , plus playoffs . soon they 'll be playing until christmas . until 2005 , a married couple scheduled all the games for the mlb . they must have had special software or something .   yeah . although i think they had done it since the 80s . maybe they did the first few seasons on a commodore 64 lol ?   the old c64 ! classic . i do n't remember any good sports games on that though . football , baseball , soccer . probably not easy to do on a c64 .   yeah . i know they had accounting software lol , my dad used it . we had the minnesota fats pool game and i think one soccer one . but it was such a different era . no madden style graphics   i wonder whether they had a version of kickball on the c64 . the canadians call the game soccer - baseball .   yeah i 've read that somewhere . when i was a kid , we played a kind of kickball called rounders at camp . our counselor was english . he kept telling us " run to fourth ! " and we were like , " you mean home ? run home ? "   baseball is american ! i do n't know the english would want with it . i bet the english do n't collect " rounders " cards the way we collect baseball cards .   right ? i wonder if they have cricket cards lol ? i think they have stickers for soccer .   some guy found $ 3 million dollars of baseball cards from the 1900s . i wonder what he did with the money .   yeah . that 's an amazing find . i heard they had been hidden since the 40s .   thanks , grandpa ! i bet grandpa wishes he had cashed them in before he cashed out . 
hi ! do you follow football ?   sorry , i ca n't say that i do , i'm familiar with the big stories , but that is it .   that is about how much i know , just the basics , and some fun trivia .   i used to live in dc son kind of know the redskins , but alex smith is new to me , is he the quarterback ?   yes . he took so many ap classes in high school he entered college as a junior , he started working on a masters then .   now that is impressive , you have this impression of sports players as jocks , but he transcends that stereotype .   he really does , he was drafted as a number one pick in 2005 too .   do you go to football games ? i 've been to one once in my life at indiana university .   i ve been to quite a few at florida state , but no pro games . there is only 11 minutes of live action anyway   i think that is what puts me off , i really do n't have time to sit in front of the tv for three hours , and then for only 11 minutes of play .   it is hard to find time for that , i do nt know how some people do it all day , on a weekly basis .   i guess some people listen to games on the radio , difficult to see how that works .   i ve done it traveling , you ve got to really know the team and all of the players names . it was so much harder .   do you have a favorite nfl team . like i said , i lived in dc for a while so kind of follow them . now in northern ohio , the browns are a difficult team to support .   i feel you there , living in florida here . dolphins are hard to root for and feel proud .   it could be worse , i read about this team that lost 220 - 0 . it would be hard to watch to the end . 
hi ! do you follow football ?   sorry , i ca n't say that i do , i'm familiar with the big stories , but that is it .   that is about how much i know , just the basics , and some fun trivia .   i used to live in dc son kind of know the redskins , but alex smith is new to me , is he the quarterback ?   yes . he took so many ap classes in high school he entered college as a junior , he started working on a masters then .   now that is impressive , you have this impression of sports players as jocks , but he transcends that stereotype .   he really does , he was drafted as a number one pick in 2005 too .   do you go to football games ? i 've been to one once in my life at indiana university .   i ve been to quite a few at florida state , but no pro games . there is only 11 minutes of live action anyway   i think that is what puts me off , i really do n't have time to sit in front of the tv for three hours , and then for only 11 minutes of play .   it is hard to find time for that , i do nt know how some people do it all day , on a weekly basis .   i guess some people listen to games on the radio , difficult to see how that works .   i ve done it traveling , you ve got to really know the team and all of the players names . it was so much harder .   do you have a favorite nfl team . like i said , i lived in dc for a while so kind of follow them . now in northern ohio , the browns are a difficult team to support .   i feel you there , living in florida here . dolphins are hard to root for and feel proud .   it could be worse , i read about this team that lost 220 - 0 . it would be hard to watch to the end . 
hi ! do you follow football ?   sorry , i ca n't say that i do , i'm familiar with the big stories , but that is it .   that is about how much i know , just the basics , and some fun trivia .   i used to live in dc son kind of know the redskins , but alex smith is new to me , is he the quarterback ?   yes . he took so many ap classes in high school he entered college as a junior , he started working on a masters then .   now that is impressive , you have this impression of sports players as jocks , but he transcends that stereotype .   he really does , he was drafted as a number one pick in 2005 too .   do you go to football games ? i 've been to one once in my life at indiana university .   i ve been to quite a few at florida state , but no pro games . there is only 11 minutes of live action anyway   i think that is what puts me off , i really do n't have time to sit in front of the tv for three hours , and then for only 11 minutes of play .   it is hard to find time for that , i do nt know how some people do it all day , on a weekly basis .   i guess some people listen to games on the radio , difficult to see how that works .   i ve done it traveling , you ve got to really know the team and all of the players names . it was so much harder .   do you have a favorite nfl team . like i said , i lived in dc for a while so kind of follow them . now in northern ohio , the browns are a difficult team to support .   i feel you there , living in florida here . dolphins are hard to root for and feel proud .   it could be worse , i read about this team that lost 220 - 0 . it would be hard to watch to the end . 
hi ! do you follow football ?   sorry , i ca n't say that i do , i'm familiar with the big stories , but that is it .   that is about how much i know , just the basics , and some fun trivia .   i used to live in dc son kind of know the redskins , but alex smith is new to me , is he the quarterback ?   yes . he took so many ap classes in high school he entered college as a junior , he started working on a masters then .   now that is impressive , you have this impression of sports players as jocks , but he transcends that stereotype .   he really does , he was drafted as a number one pick in 2005 too .   do you go to football games ? i 've been to one once in my life at indiana university .   i ve been to quite a few at florida state , but no pro games . there is only 11 minutes of live action anyway   i think that is what puts me off , i really do n't have time to sit in front of the tv for three hours , and then for only 11 minutes of play .   it is hard to find time for that , i do nt know how some people do it all day , on a weekly basis .   i guess some people listen to games on the radio , difficult to see how that works .   i ve done it traveling , you ve got to really know the team and all of the players names . it was so much harder .   do you have a favorite nfl team . like i said , i lived in dc for a while so kind of follow them . now in northern ohio , the browns are a difficult team to support .   i feel you there , living in florida here . dolphins are hard to root for and feel proud .   it could be worse , i read about this team that lost 220 - 0 . it would be hard to watch to the end . 
hi ! do you follow football ?   sorry , i ca n't say that i do , i'm familiar with the big stories , but that is it .   that is about how much i know , just the basics , and some fun trivia .   i used to live in dc son kind of know the redskins , but alex smith is new to me , is he the quarterback ?   yes . he took so many ap classes in high school he entered college as a junior , he started working on a masters then .   now that is impressive , you have this impression of sports players as jocks , but he transcends that stereotype .   he really does , he was drafted as a number one pick in 2005 too .   do you go to football games ? i 've been to one once in my life at indiana university .   i ve been to quite a few at florida state , but no pro games . there is only 11 minutes of live action anyway   i think that is what puts me off , i really do n't have time to sit in front of the tv for three hours , and then for only 11 minutes of play .   it is hard to find time for that , i do nt know how some people do it all day , on a weekly basis .   i guess some people listen to games on the radio , difficult to see how that works .   i ve done it traveling , you ve got to really know the team and all of the players names . it was so much harder .   do you have a favorite nfl team . like i said , i lived in dc for a while so kind of follow them . now in northern ohio , the browns are a difficult team to support .   i feel you there , living in florida here . dolphins are hard to root for and feel proud .   it could be worse , i read about this team that lost 220 - 0 . it would be hard to watch to the end . 
hi ! do you follow football ?   sorry , i ca n't say that i do , i'm familiar with the big stories , but that is it .   that is about how much i know , just the basics , and some fun trivia .   i used to live in dc son kind of know the redskins , but alex smith is new to me , is he the quarterback ?   yes . he took so many ap classes in high school he entered college as a junior , he started working on a masters then .   now that is impressive , you have this impression of sports players as jocks , but he transcends that stereotype .   he really does , he was drafted as a number one pick in 2005 too .   do you go to football games ? i 've been to one once in my life at indiana university .   i ve been to quite a few at florida state , but no pro games . there is only 11 minutes of live action anyway   i think that is what puts me off , i really do n't have time to sit in front of the tv for three hours , and then for only 11 minutes of play .   it is hard to find time for that , i do nt know how some people do it all day , on a weekly basis .   i guess some people listen to games on the radio , difficult to see how that works .   i ve done it traveling , you ve got to really know the team and all of the players names . it was so much harder .   do you have a favorite nfl team . like i said , i lived in dc for a while so kind of follow them . now in northern ohio , the browns are a difficult team to support .   i feel you there , living in florida here . dolphins are hard to root for and feel proud .   it could be worse , i read about this team that lost 220 - 0 . it would be hard to watch to the end . 
did you know that there was a moral panic in the 1700 's because everyone was reading books ? haha   i did nt know that lol . we sure are close to a moral panic with all the tablets and social media kids and adults are using .   haha ya , if people started reading a lot in this day and age society would think that was a wonderful thing ! haha   yeah , that would be great , literature is getting lost and great authors like cs lewis and tolkien are getting forgotten .   right , i think it 's funny though that they used to read off bad poetry and whoever laughed first would lose , that s hilarious   that is hilarious i wonder who is the champion among them lol , do you personally like to read ?   i ca n't say that i do no , i do like audiobooks , i did try to speed read once but i found i did n't retain any information from it , that 's why i do n't know what to make of the speed reading champion with 4,700 words per minute   i wonder how they measure that , i can just skip pages and tell everybody that i read the content , i bet i could read 6000 words per minute that way   ya exactly , if i could just flip through pages i could speed read too , what is weird is starship troopers is on the military 's reading list , idk about the book but the movie is definitely not pro military   i guess that s because movies are nt as good as movies , a lot of info is missing , the enders game book is also another recommendation for armed forces around the globe   ya , did you ever see that movie ? i saw it and i like harrison ford who is in it , but it was pretty bad in my opinion   i did see the movie , i thought it was bad as well , i liked the book better , i like reading you can learn many interesting facts , like why the area code of new york is 212 .   ya i think it was because that was the fastest number that you could dial with a rotary phone ? crazy how that stuff carries over until even today ! !   it is ! there s a lot things we need to discover still though , i 'm kind of worried the cables carrying phone and internet are underwater , at least some of them .   ya it 's only about 3 inches thick , i wonder how it is protected ? is it just a cable or are there safeguards in place in case like a ship sinks and crushes it , etc 
did you know that there was a moral panic in the 1700 's because everyone was reading books ? haha   i did nt know that lol . we sure are close to a moral panic with all the tablets and social media kids and adults are using .   haha ya , if people started reading a lot in this day and age society would think that was a wonderful thing ! haha   yeah , that would be great , literature is getting lost and great authors like cs lewis and tolkien are getting forgotten .   right , i think it 's funny though that they used to read off bad poetry and whoever laughed first would lose , that s hilarious   that is hilarious i wonder who is the champion among them lol , do you personally like to read ?   i ca n't say that i do no , i do like audiobooks , i did try to speed read once but i found i did n't retain any information from it , that 's why i do n't know what to make of the speed reading champion with 4,700 words per minute   i wonder how they measure that , i can just skip pages and tell everybody that i read the content , i bet i could read 6000 words per minute that way   ya exactly , if i could just flip through pages i could speed read too , what is weird is starship troopers is on the military 's reading list , idk about the book but the movie is definitely not pro military   i guess that s because movies are nt as good as movies , a lot of info is missing , the enders game book is also another recommendation for armed forces around the globe   ya , did you ever see that movie ? i saw it and i like harrison ford who is in it , but it was pretty bad in my opinion   i did see the movie , i thought it was bad as well , i liked the book better , i like reading you can learn many interesting facts , like why the area code of new york is 212 .   ya i think it was because that was the fastest number that you could dial with a rotary phone ? crazy how that stuff carries over until even today ! !   it is ! there s a lot things we need to discover still though , i 'm kind of worried the cables carrying phone and internet are underwater , at least some of them .   ya it 's only about 3 inches thick , i wonder how it is protected ? is it just a cable or are there safeguards in place in case like a ship sinks and crushes it , etc 
did you know that there was a moral panic in the 1700 's because everyone was reading books ? haha   i did nt know that lol . we sure are close to a moral panic with all the tablets and social media kids and adults are using .   haha ya , if people started reading a lot in this day and age society would think that was a wonderful thing ! haha   yeah , that would be great , literature is getting lost and great authors like cs lewis and tolkien are getting forgotten .   right , i think it 's funny though that they used to read off bad poetry and whoever laughed first would lose , that s hilarious   that is hilarious i wonder who is the champion among them lol , do you personally like to read ?   i ca n't say that i do no , i do like audiobooks , i did try to speed read once but i found i did n't retain any information from it , that 's why i do n't know what to make of the speed reading champion with 4,700 words per minute   i wonder how they measure that , i can just skip pages and tell everybody that i read the content , i bet i could read 6000 words per minute that way   ya exactly , if i could just flip through pages i could speed read too , what is weird is starship troopers is on the military 's reading list , idk about the book but the movie is definitely not pro military   i guess that s because movies are nt as good as movies , a lot of info is missing , the enders game book is also another recommendation for armed forces around the globe   ya , did you ever see that movie ? i saw it and i like harrison ford who is in it , but it was pretty bad in my opinion   i did see the movie , i thought it was bad as well , i liked the book better , i like reading you can learn many interesting facts , like why the area code of new york is 212 .   ya i think it was because that was the fastest number that you could dial with a rotary phone ? crazy how that stuff carries over until even today ! !   it is ! there s a lot things we need to discover still though , i 'm kind of worried the cables carrying phone and internet are underwater , at least some of them .   ya it 's only about 3 inches thick , i wonder how it is protected ? is it just a cable or are there safeguards in place in case like a ship sinks and crushes it , etc 
did you know that there was a moral panic in the 1700 's because everyone was reading books ? haha   i did nt know that lol . we sure are close to a moral panic with all the tablets and social media kids and adults are using .   haha ya , if people started reading a lot in this day and age society would think that was a wonderful thing ! haha   yeah , that would be great , literature is getting lost and great authors like cs lewis and tolkien are getting forgotten .   right , i think it 's funny though that they used to read off bad poetry and whoever laughed first would lose , that s hilarious   that is hilarious i wonder who is the champion among them lol , do you personally like to read ?   i ca n't say that i do no , i do like audiobooks , i did try to speed read once but i found i did n't retain any information from it , that 's why i do n't know what to make of the speed reading champion with 4,700 words per minute   i wonder how they measure that , i can just skip pages and tell everybody that i read the content , i bet i could read 6000 words per minute that way   ya exactly , if i could just flip through pages i could speed read too , what is weird is starship troopers is on the military 's reading list , idk about the book but the movie is definitely not pro military   i guess that s because movies are nt as good as movies , a lot of info is missing , the enders game book is also another recommendation for armed forces around the globe   ya , did you ever see that movie ? i saw it and i like harrison ford who is in it , but it was pretty bad in my opinion   i did see the movie , i thought it was bad as well , i liked the book better , i like reading you can learn many interesting facts , like why the area code of new york is 212 .   ya i think it was because that was the fastest number that you could dial with a rotary phone ? crazy how that stuff carries over until even today ! !   it is ! there s a lot things we need to discover still though , i 'm kind of worried the cables carrying phone and internet are underwater , at least some of them .   ya it 's only about 3 inches thick , i wonder how it is protected ? is it just a cable or are there safeguards in place in case like a ship sinks and crushes it , etc 
did you know that there was a moral panic in the 1700 's because everyone was reading books ? haha   i did nt know that lol . we sure are close to a moral panic with all the tablets and social media kids and adults are using .   haha ya , if people started reading a lot in this day and age society would think that was a wonderful thing ! haha   yeah , that would be great , literature is getting lost and great authors like cs lewis and tolkien are getting forgotten .   right , i think it 's funny though that they used to read off bad poetry and whoever laughed first would lose , that s hilarious   that is hilarious i wonder who is the champion among them lol , do you personally like to read ?   i ca n't say that i do no , i do like audiobooks , i did try to speed read once but i found i did n't retain any information from it , that 's why i do n't know what to make of the speed reading champion with 4,700 words per minute   i wonder how they measure that , i can just skip pages and tell everybody that i read the content , i bet i could read 6000 words per minute that way   ya exactly , if i could just flip through pages i could speed read too , what is weird is starship troopers is on the military 's reading list , idk about the book but the movie is definitely not pro military   i guess that s because movies are nt as good as movies , a lot of info is missing , the enders game book is also another recommendation for armed forces around the globe   ya , did you ever see that movie ? i saw it and i like harrison ford who is in it , but it was pretty bad in my opinion   i did see the movie , i thought it was bad as well , i liked the book better , i like reading you can learn many interesting facts , like why the area code of new york is 212 .   ya i think it was because that was the fastest number that you could dial with a rotary phone ? crazy how that stuff carries over until even today ! !   it is ! there s a lot things we need to discover still though , i 'm kind of worried the cables carrying phone and internet are underwater , at least some of them .   ya it 's only about 3 inches thick , i wonder how it is protected ? is it just a cable or are there safeguards in place in case like a ship sinks and crushes it , etc 
did you know that there was a moral panic in the 1700 's because everyone was reading books ? haha   i did nt know that lol . we sure are close to a moral panic with all the tablets and social media kids and adults are using .   haha ya , if people started reading a lot in this day and age society would think that was a wonderful thing ! haha   yeah , that would be great , literature is getting lost and great authors like cs lewis and tolkien are getting forgotten .   right , i think it 's funny though that they used to read off bad poetry and whoever laughed first would lose , that s hilarious   that is hilarious i wonder who is the champion among them lol , do you personally like to read ?   i ca n't say that i do no , i do like audiobooks , i did try to speed read once but i found i did n't retain any information from it , that 's why i do n't know what to make of the speed reading champion with 4,700 words per minute   i wonder how they measure that , i can just skip pages and tell everybody that i read the content , i bet i could read 6000 words per minute that way   ya exactly , if i could just flip through pages i could speed read too , what is weird is starship troopers is on the military 's reading list , idk about the book but the movie is definitely not pro military   i guess that s because movies are nt as good as movies , a lot of info is missing , the enders game book is also another recommendation for armed forces around the globe   ya , did you ever see that movie ? i saw it and i like harrison ford who is in it , but it was pretty bad in my opinion   i did see the movie , i thought it was bad as well , i liked the book better , i like reading you can learn many interesting facts , like why the area code of new york is 212 .   ya i think it was because that was the fastest number that you could dial with a rotary phone ? crazy how that stuff carries over until even today ! !   it is ! there s a lot things we need to discover still though , i 'm kind of worried the cables carrying phone and internet are underwater , at least some of them .   ya it 's only about 3 inches thick , i wonder how it is protected ? is it just a cable or are there safeguards in place in case like a ship sinks and crushes it , etc 
hi , do you like music ?   hi , yes i do . do you like music ?   very much , i was so excited to learn that " /hybrid theory"from linkin park has been the best selling album in the 21st century ! !   did you ever have any cassette tapes ?   yes , i had many and also vinyls and the cd 's   what di you do with all of those items ? i just threw away my cds about a month ago , at least the crappy ones .   i even remember the 78 rpm records , and i loved the books they cam in , they were sort of phtograph albums , with artist 's pictures , it was really cool !   i wish the music had that today . i remember reading the cd jackets as soon as i got them . i can remember checking out artists mentioned in my favorite ablums .   that was a beautiful part of it . also really beautiful are soundtracks ! !   spielberg played the clarinet on the jaws soundtrack ? ? ? ? how did i not know that ?   i did not know that either ! ! that is really neat . remember tarzan , i really loved phill collins performances for that movie ! !   yeah . i think phil collins is seriously under rated . i think he is really talented .   yes i admire him a lot , and it is so cool that he recorded in 5 languages !   batman begins must have been fun to record . the title of each track was the name of a genus of bat .   that is so neat ! those are details that make you enjoy the movies even more . did you watch tron , ? it has a unique soundtrack !   i have not seen it . tell me about the soundtrack .   it is very sci fi , and super inspiring . it is made by daft punk , i love that duo !   i love that they negotiated with their robot helmets on . seems like something they would do .   incognito style ! ! and very simple , they just needed a good breakfast with pancakes to say yes 
hi , do you like music ?   hi , yes i do . do you like music ?   very much , i was so excited to learn that " /hybrid theory"from linkin park has been the best selling album in the 21st century ! !   did you ever have any cassette tapes ?   yes , i had many and also vinyls and the cd 's   what di you do with all of those items ? i just threw away my cds about a month ago , at least the crappy ones .   i even remember the 78 rpm records , and i loved the books they cam in , they were sort of phtograph albums , with artist 's pictures , it was really cool !   i wish the music had that today . i remember reading the cd jackets as soon as i got them . i can remember checking out artists mentioned in my favorite ablums .   that was a beautiful part of it . also really beautiful are soundtracks ! !   spielberg played the clarinet on the jaws soundtrack ? ? ? ? how did i not know that ?   i did not know that either ! ! that is really neat . remember tarzan , i really loved phill collins performances for that movie ! !   yeah . i think phil collins is seriously under rated . i think he is really talented .   yes i admire him a lot , and it is so cool that he recorded in 5 languages !   batman begins must have been fun to record . the title of each track was the name of a genus of bat .   that is so neat ! those are details that make you enjoy the movies even more . did you watch tron , ? it has a unique soundtrack !   i have not seen it . tell me about the soundtrack .   it is very sci fi , and super inspiring . it is made by daft punk , i love that duo !   i love that they negotiated with their robot helmets on . seems like something they would do .   incognito style ! ! and very simple , they just needed a good breakfast with pancakes to say yes 
hi , do you like music ?   hi , yes i do . do you like music ?   very much , i was so excited to learn that " /hybrid theory"from linkin park has been the best selling album in the 21st century ! !   did you ever have any cassette tapes ?   yes , i had many and also vinyls and the cd 's   what di you do with all of those items ? i just threw away my cds about a month ago , at least the crappy ones .   i even remember the 78 rpm records , and i loved the books they cam in , they were sort of phtograph albums , with artist 's pictures , it was really cool !   i wish the music had that today . i remember reading the cd jackets as soon as i got them . i can remember checking out artists mentioned in my favorite ablums .   that was a beautiful part of it . also really beautiful are soundtracks ! !   spielberg played the clarinet on the jaws soundtrack ? ? ? ? how did i not know that ?   i did not know that either ! ! that is really neat . remember tarzan , i really loved phill collins performances for that movie ! !   yeah . i think phil collins is seriously under rated . i think he is really talented .   yes i admire him a lot , and it is so cool that he recorded in 5 languages !   batman begins must have been fun to record . the title of each track was the name of a genus of bat .   that is so neat ! those are details that make you enjoy the movies even more . did you watch tron , ? it has a unique soundtrack !   i have not seen it . tell me about the soundtrack .   it is very sci fi , and super inspiring . it is made by daft punk , i love that duo !   i love that they negotiated with their robot helmets on . seems like something they would do .   incognito style ! ! and very simple , they just needed a good breakfast with pancakes to say yes 
hi , do you like music ?   hi , yes i do . do you like music ?   very much , i was so excited to learn that " /hybrid theory"from linkin park has been the best selling album in the 21st century ! !   did you ever have any cassette tapes ?   yes , i had many and also vinyls and the cd 's   what di you do with all of those items ? i just threw away my cds about a month ago , at least the crappy ones .   i even remember the 78 rpm records , and i loved the books they cam in , they were sort of phtograph albums , with artist 's pictures , it was really cool !   i wish the music had that today . i remember reading the cd jackets as soon as i got them . i can remember checking out artists mentioned in my favorite ablums .   that was a beautiful part of it . also really beautiful are soundtracks ! !   spielberg played the clarinet on the jaws soundtrack ? ? ? ? how did i not know that ?   i did not know that either ! ! that is really neat . remember tarzan , i really loved phill collins performances for that movie ! !   yeah . i think phil collins is seriously under rated . i think he is really talented .   yes i admire him a lot , and it is so cool that he recorded in 5 languages !   batman begins must have been fun to record . the title of each track was the name of a genus of bat .   that is so neat ! those are details that make you enjoy the movies even more . did you watch tron , ? it has a unique soundtrack !   i have not seen it . tell me about the soundtrack .   it is very sci fi , and super inspiring . it is made by daft punk , i love that duo !   i love that they negotiated with their robot helmets on . seems like something they would do .   incognito style ! ! and very simple , they just needed a good breakfast with pancakes to say yes 
hi , do you like music ?   hi , yes i do . do you like music ?   very much , i was so excited to learn that " /hybrid theory"from linkin park has been the best selling album in the 21st century ! !   did you ever have any cassette tapes ?   yes , i had many and also vinyls and the cd 's   what di you do with all of those items ? i just threw away my cds about a month ago , at least the crappy ones .   i even remember the 78 rpm records , and i loved the books they cam in , they were sort of phtograph albums , with artist 's pictures , it was really cool !   i wish the music had that today . i remember reading the cd jackets as soon as i got them . i can remember checking out artists mentioned in my favorite ablums .   that was a beautiful part of it . also really beautiful are soundtracks ! !   spielberg played the clarinet on the jaws soundtrack ? ? ? ? how did i not know that ?   i did not know that either ! ! that is really neat . remember tarzan , i really loved phill collins performances for that movie ! !   yeah . i think phil collins is seriously under rated . i think he is really talented .   yes i admire him a lot , and it is so cool that he recorded in 5 languages !   batman begins must have been fun to record . the title of each track was the name of a genus of bat .   that is so neat ! those are details that make you enjoy the movies even more . did you watch tron , ? it has a unique soundtrack !   i have not seen it . tell me about the soundtrack .   it is very sci fi , and super inspiring . it is made by daft punk , i love that duo !   i love that they negotiated with their robot helmets on . seems like something they would do .   incognito style ! ! and very simple , they just needed a good breakfast with pancakes to say yes 
hi , do you like music ?   hi , yes i do . do you like music ?   very much , i was so excited to learn that " /hybrid theory"from linkin park has been the best selling album in the 21st century ! !   did you ever have any cassette tapes ?   yes , i had many and also vinyls and the cd 's   what di you do with all of those items ? i just threw away my cds about a month ago , at least the crappy ones .   i even remember the 78 rpm records , and i loved the books they cam in , they were sort of phtograph albums , with artist 's pictures , it was really cool !   i wish the music had that today . i remember reading the cd jackets as soon as i got them . i can remember checking out artists mentioned in my favorite ablums .   that was a beautiful part of it . also really beautiful are soundtracks ! !   spielberg played the clarinet on the jaws soundtrack ? ? ? ? how did i not know that ?   i did not know that either ! ! that is really neat . remember tarzan , i really loved phill collins performances for that movie ! !   yeah . i think phil collins is seriously under rated . i think he is really talented .   yes i admire him a lot , and it is so cool that he recorded in 5 languages !   batman begins must have been fun to record . the title of each track was the name of a genus of bat .   that is so neat ! those are details that make you enjoy the movies even more . did you watch tron , ? it has a unique soundtrack !   i have not seen it . tell me about the soundtrack .   it is very sci fi , and super inspiring . it is made by daft punk , i love that duo !   i love that they negotiated with their robot helmets on . seems like something they would do .   incognito style ! ! and very simple , they just needed a good breakfast with pancakes to say yes 
hi , do you know much about presidents ?   i know they live in the white house !   did you know the white house is smaller than the guest house ?   nice . is that also true in ireland and france , where they have twin white house buildings ?   yeah but i do wonder if they presidents live in those houses or not   yeah , and since the white house still uses floppy disks , is this also true at the twin white houses ?   good point . i wonder if they use the floppy discs because they might still be safer   good question . perhaps , since teddy roosevelt banned christmas trees from the white house , perhaps bush issued an executive order against cds ?   well , it could be . good thing he brought back the solar panels though   true . although in 2011 , bullets struck the white house . it took the secret service 4 days to realize it . i wonder if the solar panels were damaged ?   good point and strange that they did not figure that out earlier   well , maybe they did n't notice because they were all inside listening to the latest pop music release from the president of indonesia ?   haha good point . did not know the guy released 3 albums already   the guy is a machine ! but he needs a better stage name . maybe president banana ?   i do not think the president of zimbabwe would be happy about that   he could be the artist formerly known as president banana ? i do n't really care as long as i can listen to him on the radio ! i love two things on my radio : indonesian pop music and electromagnetic storms from jupiter . those are my go to listening pleasures !   yeah that is so cool that if you turn your radio to am , you may capture jupiter 's storms 
hi , do you know much about presidents ?   i know they live in the white house !   did you know the white house is smaller than the guest house ?   nice . is that also true in ireland and france , where they have twin white house buildings ?   yeah but i do wonder if they presidents live in those houses or not   yeah , and since the white house still uses floppy disks , is this also true at the twin white houses ?   good point . i wonder if they use the floppy discs because they might still be safer   good question . perhaps , since teddy roosevelt banned christmas trees from the white house , perhaps bush issued an executive order against cds ?   well , it could be . good thing he brought back the solar panels though   true . although in 2011 , bullets struck the white house . it took the secret service 4 days to realize it . i wonder if the solar panels were damaged ?   good point and strange that they did not figure that out earlier   well , maybe they did n't notice because they were all inside listening to the latest pop music release from the president of indonesia ?   haha good point . did not know the guy released 3 albums already   the guy is a machine ! but he needs a better stage name . maybe president banana ?   i do not think the president of zimbabwe would be happy about that   he could be the artist formerly known as president banana ? i do n't really care as long as i can listen to him on the radio ! i love two things on my radio : indonesian pop music and electromagnetic storms from jupiter . those are my go to listening pleasures !   yeah that is so cool that if you turn your radio to am , you may capture jupiter 's storms 
hi , do you know much about presidents ?   i know they live in the white house !   did you know the white house is smaller than the guest house ?   nice . is that also true in ireland and france , where they have twin white house buildings ?   yeah but i do wonder if they presidents live in those houses or not   yeah , and since the white house still uses floppy disks , is this also true at the twin white houses ?   good point . i wonder if they use the floppy discs because they might still be safer   good question . perhaps , since teddy roosevelt banned christmas trees from the white house , perhaps bush issued an executive order against cds ?   well , it could be . good thing he brought back the solar panels though   true . although in 2011 , bullets struck the white house . it took the secret service 4 days to realize it . i wonder if the solar panels were damaged ?   good point and strange that they did not figure that out earlier   well , maybe they did n't notice because they were all inside listening to the latest pop music release from the president of indonesia ?   haha good point . did not know the guy released 3 albums already   the guy is a machine ! but he needs a better stage name . maybe president banana ?   i do not think the president of zimbabwe would be happy about that   he could be the artist formerly known as president banana ? i do n't really care as long as i can listen to him on the radio ! i love two things on my radio : indonesian pop music and electromagnetic storms from jupiter . those are my go to listening pleasures !   yeah that is so cool that if you turn your radio to am , you may capture jupiter 's storms 
hi , do you know much about presidents ?   i know they live in the white house !   did you know the white house is smaller than the guest house ?   nice . is that also true in ireland and france , where they have twin white house buildings ?   yeah but i do wonder if they presidents live in those houses or not   yeah , and since the white house still uses floppy disks , is this also true at the twin white houses ?   good point . i wonder if they use the floppy discs because they might still be safer   good question . perhaps , since teddy roosevelt banned christmas trees from the white house , perhaps bush issued an executive order against cds ?   well , it could be . good thing he brought back the solar panels though   true . although in 2011 , bullets struck the white house . it took the secret service 4 days to realize it . i wonder if the solar panels were damaged ?   good point and strange that they did not figure that out earlier   well , maybe they did n't notice because they were all inside listening to the latest pop music release from the president of indonesia ?   haha good point . did not know the guy released 3 albums already   the guy is a machine ! but he needs a better stage name . maybe president banana ?   i do not think the president of zimbabwe would be happy about that   he could be the artist formerly known as president banana ? i do n't really care as long as i can listen to him on the radio ! i love two things on my radio : indonesian pop music and electromagnetic storms from jupiter . those are my go to listening pleasures !   yeah that is so cool that if you turn your radio to am , you may capture jupiter 's storms 
hi , do you know much about presidents ?   i know they live in the white house !   did you know the white house is smaller than the guest house ?   nice . is that also true in ireland and france , where they have twin white house buildings ?   yeah but i do wonder if they presidents live in those houses or not   yeah , and since the white house still uses floppy disks , is this also true at the twin white houses ?   good point . i wonder if they use the floppy discs because they might still be safer   good question . perhaps , since teddy roosevelt banned christmas trees from the white house , perhaps bush issued an executive order against cds ?   well , it could be . good thing he brought back the solar panels though   true . although in 2011 , bullets struck the white house . it took the secret service 4 days to realize it . i wonder if the solar panels were damaged ?   good point and strange that they did not figure that out earlier   well , maybe they did n't notice because they were all inside listening to the latest pop music release from the president of indonesia ?   haha good point . did not know the guy released 3 albums already   the guy is a machine ! but he needs a better stage name . maybe president banana ?   i do not think the president of zimbabwe would be happy about that   he could be the artist formerly known as president banana ? i do n't really care as long as i can listen to him on the radio ! i love two things on my radio : indonesian pop music and electromagnetic storms from jupiter . those are my go to listening pleasures !   yeah that is so cool that if you turn your radio to am , you may capture jupiter 's storms 
hi , do you know much about presidents ?   i know they live in the white house !   did you know the white house is smaller than the guest house ?   nice . is that also true in ireland and france , where they have twin white house buildings ?   yeah but i do wonder if they presidents live in those houses or not   yeah , and since the white house still uses floppy disks , is this also true at the twin white houses ?   good point . i wonder if they use the floppy discs because they might still be safer   good question . perhaps , since teddy roosevelt banned christmas trees from the white house , perhaps bush issued an executive order against cds ?   well , it could be . good thing he brought back the solar panels though   true . although in 2011 , bullets struck the white house . it took the secret service 4 days to realize it . i wonder if the solar panels were damaged ?   good point and strange that they did not figure that out earlier   well , maybe they did n't notice because they were all inside listening to the latest pop music release from the president of indonesia ?   haha good point . did not know the guy released 3 albums already   the guy is a machine ! but he needs a better stage name . maybe president banana ?   i do not think the president of zimbabwe would be happy about that   he could be the artist formerly known as president banana ? i do n't really care as long as i can listen to him on the radio ! i love two things on my radio : indonesian pop music and electromagnetic storms from jupiter . those are my go to listening pleasures !   yeah that is so cool that if you turn your radio to am , you may capture jupiter 's storms 
hi , do you know much about the internet ?   i know a lot about different sites and some website design , how about you ? 
hi , do you know much about the internet ?   i know a lot about different sites and some website design , how about you ? 
hi , do you know much about the internet ?   i know a lot about different sites and some website design , how about you ? 
hi , do you know much about the internet ?   i know a lot about different sites and some website design , how about you ? 
hi , do you know much about the internet ?   i know a lot about different sites and some website design , how about you ? 
hi , do you know much about the internet ?   i know a lot about different sites and some website design , how about you ? 
do you still use a landline ?   no . in my opinion , the landline is going extinct . growing up my grandparents had a multi - party line . my parents had a landline . i killed the landline once cellular was cost effective . now cellphones are small computers that do so much more than landlines .   yeah , an iphone has more computing power than a mainframe of the 60s . but data still travels best in cables .   even on cellular networks , it still travels via cable , except for the last leg . could you imagine the atmospheric distortion of the signal if data was transmitted from the east to west coast solely via the airways ?   we would be still at the era of ham radios and telegram . there would be less pictures .   less pictures and more garbled messages . imagine how youtube videos would look with atmospheric distortion ; probably like the picture on old time tvs with rabbit ear antennas ?   youtube would be like a tv station , showing only clip to everyone at the same time . i think it would be less popular .   true . do you subscribe to any youtube channels or follow any youtube celebrities ?   i subscribe to some educational channels . but i do n't follow any celebrities , but i hear of them often .   i use to subscribe to certain hunting / fishing equipment youtube channels , but found temptation to buy the latest thing to be unproductive . i do like " how to " videos on youtube . given that youtube is accessible to anyone with a computer , being a star has nothing to do with how good your hollywood agent is and more with establishing a populist following .   it is more diverse but celebrities still have an advantage on youtube , being a search engine , popular results get more visibility .   agreed . it is a bit art / a bit science in figuring out how to get your videos promoted in the search results . or , hire an expert who will flood your videos with fictional views to promote its popularity . but established names also help . judge judy makes $ 123k per tv episode ; with that amount of draw , her youtube channel ca n't help but be a success .   do you think 123 000 $ per episode is too much for her ?   i do not watch her , so i can not judge . it is one of the few areas where free market economics still reigns . so , if they feel she 's worth it , then it 's not my place to judge . but that type of draw opens up other markets . for example , carol burnett was the first celeb on sesame street .   it was the 70s , she was the star at that time , it makes sense . i wonder if youtube will have a lasting impact on the star system or this youtubers thing is just a phase .   it is definitely here to stay if not expanding . in the early days , you needed a good freestanding camera to make a good video . today , most cell phones have a good enough camera to make a youtube videos . some high end phones can shoot videos almost indistinguishable from freestanding cameras . 
do you still use a landline ?   no . in my opinion , the landline is going extinct . growing up my grandparents had a multi - party line . my parents had a landline . i killed the landline once cellular was cost effective . now cellphones are small computers that do so much more than landlines .   yeah , an iphone has more computing power than a mainframe of the 60s . but data still travels best in cables .   even on cellular networks , it still travels via cable , except for the last leg . could you imagine the atmospheric distortion of the signal if data was transmitted from the east to west coast solely via the airways ?   we would be still at the era of ham radios and telegram . there would be less pictures .   less pictures and more garbled messages . imagine how youtube videos would look with atmospheric distortion ; probably like the picture on old time tvs with rabbit ear antennas ?   youtube would be like a tv station , showing only clip to everyone at the same time . i think it would be less popular .   true . do you subscribe to any youtube channels or follow any youtube celebrities ?   i subscribe to some educational channels . but i do n't follow any celebrities , but i hear of them often .   i use to subscribe to certain hunting / fishing equipment youtube channels , but found temptation to buy the latest thing to be unproductive . i do like " how to " videos on youtube . given that youtube is accessible to anyone with a computer , being a star has nothing to do with how good your hollywood agent is and more with establishing a populist following .   it is more diverse but celebrities still have an advantage on youtube , being a search engine , popular results get more visibility .   agreed . it is a bit art / a bit science in figuring out how to get your videos promoted in the search results . or , hire an expert who will flood your videos with fictional views to promote its popularity . but established names also help . judge judy makes $ 123k per tv episode ; with that amount of draw , her youtube channel ca n't help but be a success .   do you think 123 000 $ per episode is too much for her ?   i do not watch her , so i can not judge . it is one of the few areas where free market economics still reigns . so , if they feel she 's worth it , then it 's not my place to judge . but that type of draw opens up other markets . for example , carol burnett was the first celeb on sesame street .   it was the 70s , she was the star at that time , it makes sense . i wonder if youtube will have a lasting impact on the star system or this youtubers thing is just a phase .   it is definitely here to stay if not expanding . in the early days , you needed a good freestanding camera to make a good video . today , most cell phones have a good enough camera to make a youtube videos . some high end phones can shoot videos almost indistinguishable from freestanding cameras . 
do you still use a landline ?   no . in my opinion , the landline is going extinct . growing up my grandparents had a multi - party line . my parents had a landline . i killed the landline once cellular was cost effective . now cellphones are small computers that do so much more than landlines .   yeah , an iphone has more computing power than a mainframe of the 60s . but data still travels best in cables .   even on cellular networks , it still travels via cable , except for the last leg . could you imagine the atmospheric distortion of the signal if data was transmitted from the east to west coast solely via the airways ?   we would be still at the era of ham radios and telegram . there would be less pictures .   less pictures and more garbled messages . imagine how youtube videos would look with atmospheric distortion ; probably like the picture on old time tvs with rabbit ear antennas ?   youtube would be like a tv station , showing only clip to everyone at the same time . i think it would be less popular .   true . do you subscribe to any youtube channels or follow any youtube celebrities ?   i subscribe to some educational channels . but i do n't follow any celebrities , but i hear of them often .   i use to subscribe to certain hunting / fishing equipment youtube channels , but found temptation to buy the latest thing to be unproductive . i do like " how to " videos on youtube . given that youtube is accessible to anyone with a computer , being a star has nothing to do with how good your hollywood agent is and more with establishing a populist following .   it is more diverse but celebrities still have an advantage on youtube , being a search engine , popular results get more visibility .   agreed . it is a bit art / a bit science in figuring out how to get your videos promoted in the search results . or , hire an expert who will flood your videos with fictional views to promote its popularity . but established names also help . judge judy makes $ 123k per tv episode ; with that amount of draw , her youtube channel ca n't help but be a success .   do you think 123 000 $ per episode is too much for her ?   i do not watch her , so i can not judge . it is one of the few areas where free market economics still reigns . so , if they feel she 's worth it , then it 's not my place to judge . but that type of draw opens up other markets . for example , carol burnett was the first celeb on sesame street .   it was the 70s , she was the star at that time , it makes sense . i wonder if youtube will have a lasting impact on the star system or this youtubers thing is just a phase .   it is definitely here to stay if not expanding . in the early days , you needed a good freestanding camera to make a good video . today , most cell phones have a good enough camera to make a youtube videos . some high end phones can shoot videos almost indistinguishable from freestanding cameras . 
do you still use a landline ?   no . in my opinion , the landline is going extinct . growing up my grandparents had a multi - party line . my parents had a landline . i killed the landline once cellular was cost effective . now cellphones are small computers that do so much more than landlines .   yeah , an iphone has more computing power than a mainframe of the 60s . but data still travels best in cables .   even on cellular networks , it still travels via cable , except for the last leg . could you imagine the atmospheric distortion of the signal if data was transmitted from the east to west coast solely via the airways ?   we would be still at the era of ham radios and telegram . there would be less pictures .   less pictures and more garbled messages . imagine how youtube videos would look with atmospheric distortion ; probably like the picture on old time tvs with rabbit ear antennas ?   youtube would be like a tv station , showing only clip to everyone at the same time . i think it would be less popular .   true . do you subscribe to any youtube channels or follow any youtube celebrities ?   i subscribe to some educational channels . but i do n't follow any celebrities , but i hear of them often .   i use to subscribe to certain hunting / fishing equipment youtube channels , but found temptation to buy the latest thing to be unproductive . i do like " how to " videos on youtube . given that youtube is accessible to anyone with a computer , being a star has nothing to do with how good your hollywood agent is and more with establishing a populist following .   it is more diverse but celebrities still have an advantage on youtube , being a search engine , popular results get more visibility .   agreed . it is a bit art / a bit science in figuring out how to get your videos promoted in the search results . or , hire an expert who will flood your videos with fictional views to promote its popularity . but established names also help . judge judy makes $ 123k per tv episode ; with that amount of draw , her youtube channel ca n't help but be a success .   do you think 123 000 $ per episode is too much for her ?   i do not watch her , so i can not judge . it is one of the few areas where free market economics still reigns . so , if they feel she 's worth it , then it 's not my place to judge . but that type of draw opens up other markets . for example , carol burnett was the first celeb on sesame street .   it was the 70s , she was the star at that time , it makes sense . i wonder if youtube will have a lasting impact on the star system or this youtubers thing is just a phase .   it is definitely here to stay if not expanding . in the early days , you needed a good freestanding camera to make a good video . today , most cell phones have a good enough camera to make a youtube videos . some high end phones can shoot videos almost indistinguishable from freestanding cameras . 
do you still use a landline ?   no . in my opinion , the landline is going extinct . growing up my grandparents had a multi - party line . my parents had a landline . i killed the landline once cellular was cost effective . now cellphones are small computers that do so much more than landlines .   yeah , an iphone has more computing power than a mainframe of the 60s . but data still travels best in cables .   even on cellular networks , it still travels via cable , except for the last leg . could you imagine the atmospheric distortion of the signal if data was transmitted from the east to west coast solely via the airways ?   we would be still at the era of ham radios and telegram . there would be less pictures .   less pictures and more garbled messages . imagine how youtube videos would look with atmospheric distortion ; probably like the picture on old time tvs with rabbit ear antennas ?   youtube would be like a tv station , showing only clip to everyone at the same time . i think it would be less popular .   true . do you subscribe to any youtube channels or follow any youtube celebrities ?   i subscribe to some educational channels . but i do n't follow any celebrities , but i hear of them often .   i use to subscribe to certain hunting / fishing equipment youtube channels , but found temptation to buy the latest thing to be unproductive . i do like " how to " videos on youtube . given that youtube is accessible to anyone with a computer , being a star has nothing to do with how good your hollywood agent is and more with establishing a populist following .   it is more diverse but celebrities still have an advantage on youtube , being a search engine , popular results get more visibility .   agreed . it is a bit art / a bit science in figuring out how to get your videos promoted in the search results . or , hire an expert who will flood your videos with fictional views to promote its popularity . but established names also help . judge judy makes $ 123k per tv episode ; with that amount of draw , her youtube channel ca n't help but be a success .   do you think 123 000 $ per episode is too much for her ?   i do not watch her , so i can not judge . it is one of the few areas where free market economics still reigns . so , if they feel she 's worth it , then it 's not my place to judge . but that type of draw opens up other markets . for example , carol burnett was the first celeb on sesame street .   it was the 70s , she was the star at that time , it makes sense . i wonder if youtube will have a lasting impact on the star system or this youtubers thing is just a phase .   it is definitely here to stay if not expanding . in the early days , you needed a good freestanding camera to make a good video . today , most cell phones have a good enough camera to make a youtube videos . some high end phones can shoot videos almost indistinguishable from freestanding cameras . 
do you still use a landline ?   no . in my opinion , the landline is going extinct . growing up my grandparents had a multi - party line . my parents had a landline . i killed the landline once cellular was cost effective . now cellphones are small computers that do so much more than landlines .   yeah , an iphone has more computing power than a mainframe of the 60s . but data still travels best in cables .   even on cellular networks , it still travels via cable , except for the last leg . could you imagine the atmospheric distortion of the signal if data was transmitted from the east to west coast solely via the airways ?   we would be still at the era of ham radios and telegram . there would be less pictures .   less pictures and more garbled messages . imagine how youtube videos would look with atmospheric distortion ; probably like the picture on old time tvs with rabbit ear antennas ?   youtube would be like a tv station , showing only clip to everyone at the same time . i think it would be less popular .   true . do you subscribe to any youtube channels or follow any youtube celebrities ?   i subscribe to some educational channels . but i do n't follow any celebrities , but i hear of them often .   i use to subscribe to certain hunting / fishing equipment youtube channels , but found temptation to buy the latest thing to be unproductive . i do like " how to " videos on youtube . given that youtube is accessible to anyone with a computer , being a star has nothing to do with how good your hollywood agent is and more with establishing a populist following .   it is more diverse but celebrities still have an advantage on youtube , being a search engine , popular results get more visibility .   agreed . it is a bit art / a bit science in figuring out how to get your videos promoted in the search results . or , hire an expert who will flood your videos with fictional views to promote its popularity . but established names also help . judge judy makes $ 123k per tv episode ; with that amount of draw , her youtube channel ca n't help but be a success .   do you think 123 000 $ per episode is too much for her ?   i do not watch her , so i can not judge . it is one of the few areas where free market economics still reigns . so , if they feel she 's worth it , then it 's not my place to judge . but that type of draw opens up other markets . for example , carol burnett was the first celeb on sesame street .   it was the 70s , she was the star at that time , it makes sense . i wonder if youtube will have a lasting impact on the star system or this youtubers thing is just a phase .   it is definitely here to stay if not expanding . in the early days , you needed a good freestanding camera to make a good video . today , most cell phones have a good enough camera to make a youtube videos . some high end phones can shoot videos almost indistinguishable from freestanding cameras . 
hello , how are you this evening ? do you like sports ?   i m great , and yeah i do like to watch sports , basketball , hockey , soccer and even swimming , what about you ? 
hello , how are you this evening ? do you like sports ?   i m great , and yeah i do like to watch sports , basketball , hockey , soccer and even swimming , what about you ? 
hello , how are you this evening ? do you like sports ?   i m great , and yeah i do like to watch sports , basketball , hockey , soccer and even swimming , what about you ? 
hello , how are you this evening ? do you like sports ?   i m great , and yeah i do like to watch sports , basketball , hockey , soccer and even swimming , what about you ? 
hello , how are you this evening ? do you like sports ?   i m great , and yeah i do like to watch sports , basketball , hockey , soccer and even swimming , what about you ? 
hello , how are you this evening ? do you like sports ?   i m great , and yeah i do like to watch sports , basketball , hockey , soccer and even swimming , what about you ? 
do you like fish ?   i do , tasty animals , do you ?   fish is practically a vegetable . they are the food that my food eats .   yeah except for fish like the black swallower fish , i hear that one likes to bite   i envy that fish 's ability to eat . that is a glorious spectacle . i would go to the buffet everyday .   buffet is my favorite kind of restaurant so yea , did you hear about that breed of jellyfish , the one that is immortal !   i did not . i wonder what it does all day with its unending life . must get kinda boring . who does it talk to ? what celebrities does it follow ?   i agree , must be a really boring life , still , interesting species might be worthwhile to study them 
do you like fish ?   i do , tasty animals , do you ?   fish is practically a vegetable . they are the food that my food eats .   yeah except for fish like the black swallower fish , i hear that one likes to bite   i envy that fish 's ability to eat . that is a glorious spectacle . i would go to the buffet everyday .   buffet is my favorite kind of restaurant so yea , did you hear about that breed of jellyfish , the one that is immortal !   i did not . i wonder what it does all day with its unending life . must get kinda boring . who does it talk to ? what celebrities does it follow ?   i agree , must be a really boring life , still , interesting species might be worthwhile to study them 
do you like fish ?   i do , tasty animals , do you ?   fish is practically a vegetable . they are the food that my food eats .   yeah except for fish like the black swallower fish , i hear that one likes to bite   i envy that fish 's ability to eat . that is a glorious spectacle . i would go to the buffet everyday .   buffet is my favorite kind of restaurant so yea , did you hear about that breed of jellyfish , the one that is immortal !   i did not . i wonder what it does all day with its unending life . must get kinda boring . who does it talk to ? what celebrities does it follow ?   i agree , must be a really boring life , still , interesting species might be worthwhile to study them 
do you like fish ?   i do , tasty animals , do you ?   fish is practically a vegetable . they are the food that my food eats .   yeah except for fish like the black swallower fish , i hear that one likes to bite   i envy that fish 's ability to eat . that is a glorious spectacle . i would go to the buffet everyday .   buffet is my favorite kind of restaurant so yea , did you hear about that breed of jellyfish , the one that is immortal !   i did not . i wonder what it does all day with its unending life . must get kinda boring . who does it talk to ? what celebrities does it follow ?   i agree , must be a really boring life , still , interesting species might be worthwhile to study them 
do you like fish ?   i do , tasty animals , do you ?   fish is practically a vegetable . they are the food that my food eats .   yeah except for fish like the black swallower fish , i hear that one likes to bite   i envy that fish 's ability to eat . that is a glorious spectacle . i would go to the buffet everyday .   buffet is my favorite kind of restaurant so yea , did you hear about that breed of jellyfish , the one that is immortal !   i did not . i wonder what it does all day with its unending life . must get kinda boring . who does it talk to ? what celebrities does it follow ?   i agree , must be a really boring life , still , interesting species might be worthwhile to study them 
do you like fish ?   i do , tasty animals , do you ?   fish is practically a vegetable . they are the food that my food eats .   yeah except for fish like the black swallower fish , i hear that one likes to bite   i envy that fish 's ability to eat . that is a glorious spectacle . i would go to the buffet everyday .   buffet is my favorite kind of restaurant so yea , did you hear about that breed of jellyfish , the one that is immortal !   i did not . i wonder what it does all day with its unending life . must get kinda boring . who does it talk to ? what celebrities does it follow ?   i agree , must be a really boring life , still , interesting species might be worthwhile to study them 
hi . i heard an interesting fact recently . did you know that the three richest presidents ever were washington , jefferson , and jfk ?   hello , they must have accomplished to people 's satisfactions .   i guess so . you know , in different countries a president has different roles and functions .   i bet they do . the first president was named president banana in zimbabwe . 
hi . i heard an interesting fact recently . did you know that the three richest presidents ever were washington , jefferson , and jfk ?   hello , they must have accomplished to people 's satisfactions .   i guess so . you know , in different countries a president has different roles and functions .   i bet they do . the first president was named president banana in zimbabwe . 
hi . i heard an interesting fact recently . did you know that the three richest presidents ever were washington , jefferson , and jfk ?   hello , they must have accomplished to people 's satisfactions .   i guess so . you know , in different countries a president has different roles and functions .   i bet they do . the first president was named president banana in zimbabwe . 
hi . i heard an interesting fact recently . did you know that the three richest presidents ever were washington , jefferson , and jfk ?   hello , they must have accomplished to people 's satisfactions .   i guess so . you know , in different countries a president has different roles and functions .   i bet they do . the first president was named president banana in zimbabwe . 
hi . i heard an interesting fact recently . did you know that the three richest presidents ever were washington , jefferson , and jfk ?   hello , they must have accomplished to people 's satisfactions .   i guess so . you know , in different countries a president has different roles and functions .   i bet they do . the first president was named president banana in zimbabwe . 
hi . i heard an interesting fact recently . did you know that the three richest presidents ever were washington , jefferson , and jfk ?   hello , they must have accomplished to people 's satisfactions .   i guess so . you know , in different countries a president has different roles and functions .   i bet they do . the first president was named president banana in zimbabwe . 
have you heard of doug harey ?   was n't he an umpire for the mlb ?   yes he just died at 87 years of age .   i guess he was a big deal , and he lived quite a while . he 'll be missed though   he must 've been an interesting character to earn the nick name ' god ' .   he was one of those umpires that knew what he was doing   yup , he earned his spot in the hall of fame after calling 4,673 games .   and five world series , which is a big leagues in the mlb . he was n't intimidated by anyone , it seems   he was around to see some of the first world series that first started in 1903 .   that 's incredible ! do you pay attention to baseball much ?   no i did when i was younger but lost interest . how bout you ?   every once in a while . it 's one of those sports i would rather play than watch . the japanese are such big fans of baseball that they would probably take the name " national pastime " from the americans if they could   yea they are usually surprised to find so many americans like it too .   enough that people used to collect baseball cards . one man found a collection in his grandfather 's attic that was worth three million dollars   that s a lot of money . are any managers cards worth anything ? they do wear the uniform after all . 
have you heard of doug harey ?   was n't he an umpire for the mlb ?   yes he just died at 87 years of age .   i guess he was a big deal , and he lived quite a while . he 'll be missed though   he must 've been an interesting character to earn the nick name ' god ' .   he was one of those umpires that knew what he was doing   yup , he earned his spot in the hall of fame after calling 4,673 games .   and five world series , which is a big leagues in the mlb . he was n't intimidated by anyone , it seems   he was around to see some of the first world series that first started in 1903 .   that 's incredible ! do you pay attention to baseball much ?   no i did when i was younger but lost interest . how bout you ?   every once in a while . it 's one of those sports i would rather play than watch . the japanese are such big fans of baseball that they would probably take the name " national pastime " from the americans if they could   yea they are usually surprised to find so many americans like it too .   enough that people used to collect baseball cards . one man found a collection in his grandfather 's attic that was worth three million dollars   that s a lot of money . are any managers cards worth anything ? they do wear the uniform after all . 
have you heard of doug harey ?   was n't he an umpire for the mlb ?   yes he just died at 87 years of age .   i guess he was a big deal , and he lived quite a while . he 'll be missed though   he must 've been an interesting character to earn the nick name ' god ' .   he was one of those umpires that knew what he was doing   yup , he earned his spot in the hall of fame after calling 4,673 games .   and five world series , which is a big leagues in the mlb . he was n't intimidated by anyone , it seems   he was around to see some of the first world series that first started in 1903 .   that 's incredible ! do you pay attention to baseball much ?   no i did when i was younger but lost interest . how bout you ?   every once in a while . it 's one of those sports i would rather play than watch . the japanese are such big fans of baseball that they would probably take the name " national pastime " from the americans if they could   yea they are usually surprised to find so many americans like it too .   enough that people used to collect baseball cards . one man found a collection in his grandfather 's attic that was worth three million dollars   that s a lot of money . are any managers cards worth anything ? they do wear the uniform after all . 
have you heard of doug harey ?   was n't he an umpire for the mlb ?   yes he just died at 87 years of age .   i guess he was a big deal , and he lived quite a while . he 'll be missed though   he must 've been an interesting character to earn the nick name ' god ' .   he was one of those umpires that knew what he was doing   yup , he earned his spot in the hall of fame after calling 4,673 games .   and five world series , which is a big leagues in the mlb . he was n't intimidated by anyone , it seems   he was around to see some of the first world series that first started in 1903 .   that 's incredible ! do you pay attention to baseball much ?   no i did when i was younger but lost interest . how bout you ?   every once in a while . it 's one of those sports i would rather play than watch . the japanese are such big fans of baseball that they would probably take the name " national pastime " from the americans if they could   yea they are usually surprised to find so many americans like it too .   enough that people used to collect baseball cards . one man found a collection in his grandfather 's attic that was worth three million dollars   that s a lot of money . are any managers cards worth anything ? they do wear the uniform after all . 
have you heard of doug harey ?   was n't he an umpire for the mlb ?   yes he just died at 87 years of age .   i guess he was a big deal , and he lived quite a while . he 'll be missed though   he must 've been an interesting character to earn the nick name ' god ' .   he was one of those umpires that knew what he was doing   yup , he earned his spot in the hall of fame after calling 4,673 games .   and five world series , which is a big leagues in the mlb . he was n't intimidated by anyone , it seems   he was around to see some of the first world series that first started in 1903 .   that 's incredible ! do you pay attention to baseball much ?   no i did when i was younger but lost interest . how bout you ?   every once in a while . it 's one of those sports i would rather play than watch . the japanese are such big fans of baseball that they would probably take the name " national pastime " from the americans if they could   yea they are usually surprised to find so many americans like it too .   enough that people used to collect baseball cards . one man found a collection in his grandfather 's attic that was worth three million dollars   that s a lot of money . are any managers cards worth anything ? they do wear the uniform after all . 
have you heard of doug harey ?   was n't he an umpire for the mlb ?   yes he just died at 87 years of age .   i guess he was a big deal , and he lived quite a while . he 'll be missed though   he must 've been an interesting character to earn the nick name ' god ' .   he was one of those umpires that knew what he was doing   yup , he earned his spot in the hall of fame after calling 4,673 games .   and five world series , which is a big leagues in the mlb . he was n't intimidated by anyone , it seems   he was around to see some of the first world series that first started in 1903 .   that 's incredible ! do you pay attention to baseball much ?   no i did when i was younger but lost interest . how bout you ?   every once in a while . it 's one of those sports i would rather play than watch . the japanese are such big fans of baseball that they would probably take the name " national pastime " from the americans if they could   yea they are usually surprised to find so many americans like it too .   enough that people used to collect baseball cards . one man found a collection in his grandfather 's attic that was worth three million dollars   that s a lot of money . are any managers cards worth anything ? they do wear the uniform after all . 
did you read about the 6 foot 10 inch tall tennis player ? 
did you read about the 6 foot 10 inch tall tennis player ? 
did you read about the 6 foot 10 inch tall tennis player ? 
did you read about the 6 foot 10 inch tall tennis player ? 
did you read about the 6 foot 10 inch tall tennis player ? 
did you read about the 6 foot 10 inch tall tennis player ? 
morning ! are you a comedy fan ?   morning ! yes , some of it . have you watched anything good recently ?   kung fu hustle . ever seen it ? it 's hilarious .   i have n't ! what is it about ? does it have bruce lee in it ?   no , it 's much more recent . steven chow directed it . bill murray loved it too . 
morning ! are you a comedy fan ?   morning ! yes , some of it . have you watched anything good recently ?   kung fu hustle . ever seen it ? it 's hilarious .   i have n't ! what is it about ? does it have bruce lee in it ?   no , it 's much more recent . steven chow directed it . bill murray loved it too . 
morning ! are you a comedy fan ?   morning ! yes , some of it . have you watched anything good recently ?   kung fu hustle . ever seen it ? it 's hilarious .   i have n't ! what is it about ? does it have bruce lee in it ?   no , it 's much more recent . steven chow directed it . bill murray loved it too . 
morning ! are you a comedy fan ?   morning ! yes , some of it . have you watched anything good recently ?   kung fu hustle . ever seen it ? it 's hilarious .   i have n't ! what is it about ? does it have bruce lee in it ?   no , it 's much more recent . steven chow directed it . bill murray loved it too . 
morning ! are you a comedy fan ?   morning ! yes , some of it . have you watched anything good recently ?   kung fu hustle . ever seen it ? it 's hilarious .   i have n't ! what is it about ? does it have bruce lee in it ?   no , it 's much more recent . steven chow directed it . bill murray loved it too . 
morning ! are you a comedy fan ?   morning ! yes , some of it . have you watched anything good recently ?   kung fu hustle . ever seen it ? it 's hilarious .   i have n't ! what is it about ? does it have bruce lee in it ?   no , it 's much more recent . steven chow directed it . bill murray loved it too . 
good morning - i love baseball and ca n't wait for spring training to start !   hello there ! i am the same , my team had one of the best seasons they have ever had so i 'm excited as well !   who 's your team ? my team , the diamondbacks had an epic collapse last season and are in a mini - rebuild this season ...   yeah the diamondbacks had a chance and then they did have a bad 2nd half of the season . i am a brewers fan and our gm made some amazing moves in the offseason and it paid off big .   nice ! ( except for ryan braun ) i like the brewers and was pulling for them against the dodgers ( who i hate more than braun ) !   yeah i was so disappointed with the whole braun thing , i was like just admit you messed up , and get on with it . the lying and blaming others is just the worst ! thanks though , game 7 just sucked ! i do like the dbacks though , craig counsel your old hero ! !   yep - craig is the man , glad he 's having success with the brewers . even your bench coach ( murphy ) has arizona ties ( asu ) . i really like your corner infielders shaw / aguilar 
good morning - i love baseball and ca n't wait for spring training to start !   hello there ! i am the same , my team had one of the best seasons they have ever had so i 'm excited as well !   who 's your team ? my team , the diamondbacks had an epic collapse last season and are in a mini - rebuild this season ...   yeah the diamondbacks had a chance and then they did have a bad 2nd half of the season . i am a brewers fan and our gm made some amazing moves in the offseason and it paid off big .   nice ! ( except for ryan braun ) i like the brewers and was pulling for them against the dodgers ( who i hate more than braun ) !   yeah i was so disappointed with the whole braun thing , i was like just admit you messed up , and get on with it . the lying and blaming others is just the worst ! thanks though , game 7 just sucked ! i do like the dbacks though , craig counsel your old hero ! !   yep - craig is the man , glad he 's having success with the brewers . even your bench coach ( murphy ) has arizona ties ( asu ) . i really like your corner infielders shaw / aguilar 
good morning - i love baseball and ca n't wait for spring training to start !   hello there ! i am the same , my team had one of the best seasons they have ever had so i 'm excited as well !   who 's your team ? my team , the diamondbacks had an epic collapse last season and are in a mini - rebuild this season ...   yeah the diamondbacks had a chance and then they did have a bad 2nd half of the season . i am a brewers fan and our gm made some amazing moves in the offseason and it paid off big .   nice ! ( except for ryan braun ) i like the brewers and was pulling for them against the dodgers ( who i hate more than braun ) !   yeah i was so disappointed with the whole braun thing , i was like just admit you messed up , and get on with it . the lying and blaming others is just the worst ! thanks though , game 7 just sucked ! i do like the dbacks though , craig counsel your old hero ! !   yep - craig is the man , glad he 's having success with the brewers . even your bench coach ( murphy ) has arizona ties ( asu ) . i really like your corner infielders shaw / aguilar 
good morning - i love baseball and ca n't wait for spring training to start !   hello there ! i am the same , my team had one of the best seasons they have ever had so i 'm excited as well !   who 's your team ? my team , the diamondbacks had an epic collapse last season and are in a mini - rebuild this season ...   yeah the diamondbacks had a chance and then they did have a bad 2nd half of the season . i am a brewers fan and our gm made some amazing moves in the offseason and it paid off big .   nice ! ( except for ryan braun ) i like the brewers and was pulling for them against the dodgers ( who i hate more than braun ) !   yeah i was so disappointed with the whole braun thing , i was like just admit you messed up , and get on with it . the lying and blaming others is just the worst ! thanks though , game 7 just sucked ! i do like the dbacks though , craig counsel your old hero ! !   yep - craig is the man , glad he 's having success with the brewers . even your bench coach ( murphy ) has arizona ties ( asu ) . i really like your corner infielders shaw / aguilar 
good morning - i love baseball and ca n't wait for spring training to start !   hello there ! i am the same , my team had one of the best seasons they have ever had so i 'm excited as well !   who 's your team ? my team , the diamondbacks had an epic collapse last season and are in a mini - rebuild this season ...   yeah the diamondbacks had a chance and then they did have a bad 2nd half of the season . i am a brewers fan and our gm made some amazing moves in the offseason and it paid off big .   nice ! ( except for ryan braun ) i like the brewers and was pulling for them against the dodgers ( who i hate more than braun ) !   yeah i was so disappointed with the whole braun thing , i was like just admit you messed up , and get on with it . the lying and blaming others is just the worst ! thanks though , game 7 just sucked ! i do like the dbacks though , craig counsel your old hero ! !   yep - craig is the man , glad he 's having success with the brewers . even your bench coach ( murphy ) has arizona ties ( asu ) . i really like your corner infielders shaw / aguilar 
good morning - i love baseball and ca n't wait for spring training to start !   hello there ! i am the same , my team had one of the best seasons they have ever had so i 'm excited as well !   who 's your team ? my team , the diamondbacks had an epic collapse last season and are in a mini - rebuild this season ...   yeah the diamondbacks had a chance and then they did have a bad 2nd half of the season . i am a brewers fan and our gm made some amazing moves in the offseason and it paid off big .   nice ! ( except for ryan braun ) i like the brewers and was pulling for them against the dodgers ( who i hate more than braun ) !   yeah i was so disappointed with the whole braun thing , i was like just admit you messed up , and get on with it . the lying and blaming others is just the worst ! thanks though , game 7 just sucked ! i do like the dbacks though , craig counsel your old hero ! !   yep - craig is the man , glad he 's having success with the brewers . even your bench coach ( murphy ) has arizona ties ( asu ) . i really like your corner infielders shaw / aguilar 
hello , how are you today ? do you like to go to concerts ?   not as much as i used to but i do .   yeah , same here ! creed gave a concert so bad there were lawsuits against the band .   ha ha . i hate to see bad things happen to people but as someone who is not a creed fan i find that hilarious .   i do n't know much about that band . the sound in the ancient roman amphitheater must be good for pink floyd to record in it without an audience .   i wonder why they did that . it would be such a beautiful place to be an audience member .   yes , i like the live albums.the ancient roman amphitheatre still has concerts .   oh wow . are you familiar with lou reed ?   yes , i am . i have heard a few of his songs .   in 2010 he and his wife held a high frequency concert for dogs . what an odd thing to do .   oh wow ! really , did the dogs like it ? was it recorded ?   i have no idea . i 'm sure that someone has video of it . do you enjoy the music of the foo fighters   oh yes , i love them . i love the video of all the drummers and other instruments playing at the same time . people came from all over the world to be in that .   they are pretty amazing . they performed a concert so loud that it showed up on new zealand 's seismic monitors ! 
hello , how are you today ? do you like to go to concerts ?   not as much as i used to but i do .   yeah , same here ! creed gave a concert so bad there were lawsuits against the band .   ha ha . i hate to see bad things happen to people but as someone who is not a creed fan i find that hilarious .   i do n't know much about that band . the sound in the ancient roman amphitheater must be good for pink floyd to record in it without an audience .   i wonder why they did that . it would be such a beautiful place to be an audience member .   yes , i like the live albums.the ancient roman amphitheatre still has concerts .   oh wow . are you familiar with lou reed ?   yes , i am . i have heard a few of his songs .   in 2010 he and his wife held a high frequency concert for dogs . what an odd thing to do .   oh wow ! really , did the dogs like it ? was it recorded ?   i have no idea . i 'm sure that someone has video of it . do you enjoy the music of the foo fighters   oh yes , i love them . i love the video of all the drummers and other instruments playing at the same time . people came from all over the world to be in that .   they are pretty amazing . they performed a concert so loud that it showed up on new zealand 's seismic monitors ! 
hello , how are you today ? do you like to go to concerts ?   not as much as i used to but i do .   yeah , same here ! creed gave a concert so bad there were lawsuits against the band .   ha ha . i hate to see bad things happen to people but as someone who is not a creed fan i find that hilarious .   i do n't know much about that band . the sound in the ancient roman amphitheater must be good for pink floyd to record in it without an audience .   i wonder why they did that . it would be such a beautiful place to be an audience member .   yes , i like the live albums.the ancient roman amphitheatre still has concerts .   oh wow . are you familiar with lou reed ?   yes , i am . i have heard a few of his songs .   in 2010 he and his wife held a high frequency concert for dogs . what an odd thing to do .   oh wow ! really , did the dogs like it ? was it recorded ?   i have no idea . i 'm sure that someone has video of it . do you enjoy the music of the foo fighters   oh yes , i love them . i love the video of all the drummers and other instruments playing at the same time . people came from all over the world to be in that .   they are pretty amazing . they performed a concert so loud that it showed up on new zealand 's seismic monitors ! 
hello , how are you today ? do you like to go to concerts ?   not as much as i used to but i do .   yeah , same here ! creed gave a concert so bad there were lawsuits against the band .   ha ha . i hate to see bad things happen to people but as someone who is not a creed fan i find that hilarious .   i do n't know much about that band . the sound in the ancient roman amphitheater must be good for pink floyd to record in it without an audience .   i wonder why they did that . it would be such a beautiful place to be an audience member .   yes , i like the live albums.the ancient roman amphitheatre still has concerts .   oh wow . are you familiar with lou reed ?   yes , i am . i have heard a few of his songs .   in 2010 he and his wife held a high frequency concert for dogs . what an odd thing to do .   oh wow ! really , did the dogs like it ? was it recorded ?   i have no idea . i 'm sure that someone has video of it . do you enjoy the music of the foo fighters   oh yes , i love them . i love the video of all the drummers and other instruments playing at the same time . people came from all over the world to be in that .   they are pretty amazing . they performed a concert so loud that it showed up on new zealand 's seismic monitors ! 
hello , how are you today ? do you like to go to concerts ?   not as much as i used to but i do .   yeah , same here ! creed gave a concert so bad there were lawsuits against the band .   ha ha . i hate to see bad things happen to people but as someone who is not a creed fan i find that hilarious .   i do n't know much about that band . the sound in the ancient roman amphitheater must be good for pink floyd to record in it without an audience .   i wonder why they did that . it would be such a beautiful place to be an audience member .   yes , i like the live albums.the ancient roman amphitheatre still has concerts .   oh wow . are you familiar with lou reed ?   yes , i am . i have heard a few of his songs .   in 2010 he and his wife held a high frequency concert for dogs . what an odd thing to do .   oh wow ! really , did the dogs like it ? was it recorded ?   i have no idea . i 'm sure that someone has video of it . do you enjoy the music of the foo fighters   oh yes , i love them . i love the video of all the drummers and other instruments playing at the same time . people came from all over the world to be in that .   they are pretty amazing . they performed a concert so loud that it showed up on new zealand 's seismic monitors ! 
hello , how are you today ? do you like to go to concerts ?   not as much as i used to but i do .   yeah , same here ! creed gave a concert so bad there were lawsuits against the band .   ha ha . i hate to see bad things happen to people but as someone who is not a creed fan i find that hilarious .   i do n't know much about that band . the sound in the ancient roman amphitheater must be good for pink floyd to record in it without an audience .   i wonder why they did that . it would be such a beautiful place to be an audience member .   yes , i like the live albums.the ancient roman amphitheatre still has concerts .   oh wow . are you familiar with lou reed ?   yes , i am . i have heard a few of his songs .   in 2010 he and his wife held a high frequency concert for dogs . what an odd thing to do .   oh wow ! really , did the dogs like it ? was it recorded ?   i have no idea . i 'm sure that someone has video of it . do you enjoy the music of the foo fighters   oh yes , i love them . i love the video of all the drummers and other instruments playing at the same time . people came from all over the world to be in that .   they are pretty amazing . they performed a concert so loud that it showed up on new zealand 's seismic monitors ! 
have you heard that people draft contestants for fantasy spelling bee ? pretty amazing to me .   i 'm not even sure how they would even know that . are n't all the contestants children ?   yes . i guess they see how well they won the regional contests .   i mean , i guess fantasy are for the hardcore fans . have you ever seen the lord of the rings ?   yes . of course that is fantasy of a different type .   the third movie was the only fantasy film to win an academy award for " best picture "   i did not remember that . back to competitive fantasy . there is also a game where people draft congress people and score on how many bills they successfully vote for . that seems so boring !   i 'm sure political science students would find enjoyment in that . it could be a great teaching tool !   yes . but one would really have to dig deeply to keep score . most news is about when congress can not agree . there is a fold in the brain that is the only thing that allows us to tell the difference between fantasy and reality .   that 's an important fold ! i wonder how well students tell the difference if they 're enrolled in the university that has science fiction courses   if i lost the fold , i would probably die jumping off a roof being sure i could fly . otherwise , my " reality " would be pretty good since i do n't dream or day dream bad things . those students would probably encounter some monsters .   there 's even a concentration in tolkien studies . that would be interesting   it sure would . in fantasy football one of the most important selections is qb since the qb touches the ball on most every play .   i 've never played fantasy football , but i wonder if kellan moore is a good contender in that since he 's a lefty   there is talent and luck in fantasy football . i am sure that moore has had some good games and some poor ones . alex smith took so many ap tests in high school that entered college as a junior .   he 's pretty smart . it would take a lot of ap courses to knock out the first two years of college like that   it sure would . of course , qbs need to be somewhat smart . baker mayfield who won the heisman at oklahoma university almost quite football to go into competitive gaming . he could beat the entire team in halo 3 . 
have you heard that people draft contestants for fantasy spelling bee ? pretty amazing to me .   i 'm not even sure how they would even know that . are n't all the contestants children ?   yes . i guess they see how well they won the regional contests .   i mean , i guess fantasy are for the hardcore fans . have you ever seen the lord of the rings ?   yes . of course that is fantasy of a different type .   the third movie was the only fantasy film to win an academy award for " best picture "   i did not remember that . back to competitive fantasy . there is also a game where people draft congress people and score on how many bills they successfully vote for . that seems so boring !   i 'm sure political science students would find enjoyment in that . it could be a great teaching tool !   yes . but one would really have to dig deeply to keep score . most news is about when congress can not agree . there is a fold in the brain that is the only thing that allows us to tell the difference between fantasy and reality .   that 's an important fold ! i wonder how well students tell the difference if they 're enrolled in the university that has science fiction courses   if i lost the fold , i would probably die jumping off a roof being sure i could fly . otherwise , my " reality " would be pretty good since i do n't dream or day dream bad things . those students would probably encounter some monsters .   there 's even a concentration in tolkien studies . that would be interesting   it sure would . in fantasy football one of the most important selections is qb since the qb touches the ball on most every play .   i 've never played fantasy football , but i wonder if kellan moore is a good contender in that since he 's a lefty   there is talent and luck in fantasy football . i am sure that moore has had some good games and some poor ones . alex smith took so many ap tests in high school that entered college as a junior .   he 's pretty smart . it would take a lot of ap courses to knock out the first two years of college like that   it sure would . of course , qbs need to be somewhat smart . baker mayfield who won the heisman at oklahoma university almost quite football to go into competitive gaming . he could beat the entire team in halo 3 . 
have you heard that people draft contestants for fantasy spelling bee ? pretty amazing to me .   i 'm not even sure how they would even know that . are n't all the contestants children ?   yes . i guess they see how well they won the regional contests .   i mean , i guess fantasy are for the hardcore fans . have you ever seen the lord of the rings ?   yes . of course that is fantasy of a different type .   the third movie was the only fantasy film to win an academy award for " best picture "   i did not remember that . back to competitive fantasy . there is also a game where people draft congress people and score on how many bills they successfully vote for . that seems so boring !   i 'm sure political science students would find enjoyment in that . it could be a great teaching tool !   yes . but one would really have to dig deeply to keep score . most news is about when congress can not agree . there is a fold in the brain that is the only thing that allows us to tell the difference between fantasy and reality .   that 's an important fold ! i wonder how well students tell the difference if they 're enrolled in the university that has science fiction courses   if i lost the fold , i would probably die jumping off a roof being sure i could fly . otherwise , my " reality " would be pretty good since i do n't dream or day dream bad things . those students would probably encounter some monsters .   there 's even a concentration in tolkien studies . that would be interesting   it sure would . in fantasy football one of the most important selections is qb since the qb touches the ball on most every play .   i 've never played fantasy football , but i wonder if kellan moore is a good contender in that since he 's a lefty   there is talent and luck in fantasy football . i am sure that moore has had some good games and some poor ones . alex smith took so many ap tests in high school that entered college as a junior .   he 's pretty smart . it would take a lot of ap courses to knock out the first two years of college like that   it sure would . of course , qbs need to be somewhat smart . baker mayfield who won the heisman at oklahoma university almost quite football to go into competitive gaming . he could beat the entire team in halo 3 . 
have you heard that people draft contestants for fantasy spelling bee ? pretty amazing to me .   i 'm not even sure how they would even know that . are n't all the contestants children ?   yes . i guess they see how well they won the regional contests .   i mean , i guess fantasy are for the hardcore fans . have you ever seen the lord of the rings ?   yes . of course that is fantasy of a different type .   the third movie was the only fantasy film to win an academy award for " best picture "   i did not remember that . back to competitive fantasy . there is also a game where people draft congress people and score on how many bills they successfully vote for . that seems so boring !   i 'm sure political science students would find enjoyment in that . it could be a great teaching tool !   yes . but one would really have to dig deeply to keep score . most news is about when congress can not agree . there is a fold in the brain that is the only thing that allows us to tell the difference between fantasy and reality .   that 's an important fold ! i wonder how well students tell the difference if they 're enrolled in the university that has science fiction courses   if i lost the fold , i would probably die jumping off a roof being sure i could fly . otherwise , my " reality " would be pretty good since i do n't dream or day dream bad things . those students would probably encounter some monsters .   there 's even a concentration in tolkien studies . that would be interesting   it sure would . in fantasy football one of the most important selections is qb since the qb touches the ball on most every play .   i 've never played fantasy football , but i wonder if kellan moore is a good contender in that since he 's a lefty   there is talent and luck in fantasy football . i am sure that moore has had some good games and some poor ones . alex smith took so many ap tests in high school that entered college as a junior .   he 's pretty smart . it would take a lot of ap courses to knock out the first two years of college like that   it sure would . of course , qbs need to be somewhat smart . baker mayfield who won the heisman at oklahoma university almost quite football to go into competitive gaming . he could beat the entire team in halo 3 . 
have you heard that people draft contestants for fantasy spelling bee ? pretty amazing to me .   i 'm not even sure how they would even know that . are n't all the contestants children ?   yes . i guess they see how well they won the regional contests .   i mean , i guess fantasy are for the hardcore fans . have you ever seen the lord of the rings ?   yes . of course that is fantasy of a different type .   the third movie was the only fantasy film to win an academy award for " best picture "   i did not remember that . back to competitive fantasy . there is also a game where people draft congress people and score on how many bills they successfully vote for . that seems so boring !   i 'm sure political science students would find enjoyment in that . it could be a great teaching tool !   yes . but one would really have to dig deeply to keep score . most news is about when congress can not agree . there is a fold in the brain that is the only thing that allows us to tell the difference between fantasy and reality .   that 's an important fold ! i wonder how well students tell the difference if they 're enrolled in the university that has science fiction courses   if i lost the fold , i would probably die jumping off a roof being sure i could fly . otherwise , my " reality " would be pretty good since i do n't dream or day dream bad things . those students would probably encounter some monsters .   there 's even a concentration in tolkien studies . that would be interesting   it sure would . in fantasy football one of the most important selections is qb since the qb touches the ball on most every play .   i 've never played fantasy football , but i wonder if kellan moore is a good contender in that since he 's a lefty   there is talent and luck in fantasy football . i am sure that moore has had some good games and some poor ones . alex smith took so many ap tests in high school that entered college as a junior .   he 's pretty smart . it would take a lot of ap courses to knock out the first two years of college like that   it sure would . of course , qbs need to be somewhat smart . baker mayfield who won the heisman at oklahoma university almost quite football to go into competitive gaming . he could beat the entire team in halo 3 . 
have you heard that people draft contestants for fantasy spelling bee ? pretty amazing to me .   i 'm not even sure how they would even know that . are n't all the contestants children ?   yes . i guess they see how well they won the regional contests .   i mean , i guess fantasy are for the hardcore fans . have you ever seen the lord of the rings ?   yes . of course that is fantasy of a different type .   the third movie was the only fantasy film to win an academy award for " best picture "   i did not remember that . back to competitive fantasy . there is also a game where people draft congress people and score on how many bills they successfully vote for . that seems so boring !   i 'm sure political science students would find enjoyment in that . it could be a great teaching tool !   yes . but one would really have to dig deeply to keep score . most news is about when congress can not agree . there is a fold in the brain that is the only thing that allows us to tell the difference between fantasy and reality .   that 's an important fold ! i wonder how well students tell the difference if they 're enrolled in the university that has science fiction courses   if i lost the fold , i would probably die jumping off a roof being sure i could fly . otherwise , my " reality " would be pretty good since i do n't dream or day dream bad things . those students would probably encounter some monsters .   there 's even a concentration in tolkien studies . that would be interesting   it sure would . in fantasy football one of the most important selections is qb since the qb touches the ball on most every play .   i 've never played fantasy football , but i wonder if kellan moore is a good contender in that since he 's a lefty   there is talent and luck in fantasy football . i am sure that moore has had some good games and some poor ones . alex smith took so many ap tests in high school that entered college as a junior .   he 's pretty smart . it would take a lot of ap courses to knock out the first two years of college like that   it sure would . of course , qbs need to be somewhat smart . baker mayfield who won the heisman at oklahoma university almost quite football to go into competitive gaming . he could beat the entire team in halo 3 . 
hi , how are you today ? staying warm ?   trying just watching some netflix .. kyle kinane is hilarious .. one of my favorite comedies .   he is funny i know ! lol 
hi , how are you today ? staying warm ?   trying just watching some netflix .. kyle kinane is hilarious .. one of my favorite comedies .   he is funny i know ! lol 
hi , how are you today ? staying warm ?   trying just watching some netflix .. kyle kinane is hilarious .. one of my favorite comedies .   he is funny i know ! lol 
hi , how are you today ? staying warm ?   trying just watching some netflix .. kyle kinane is hilarious .. one of my favorite comedies .   he is funny i know ! lol 
hi , how are you today ? staying warm ?   trying just watching some netflix .. kyle kinane is hilarious .. one of my favorite comedies .   he is funny i know ! lol 
hi , how are you today ? staying warm ?   trying just watching some netflix .. kyle kinane is hilarious .. one of my favorite comedies .   he is funny i know ! lol 
hello , do you know much about the box office ?   hi , film generates revenue through several medium like television broadcasts right and advertisement . box office is the primary metric for trade .   yep . did you know tom hanks is the highest all - time box office star ?   yes , avatar is the world wide proclaimed as highest grossing film over 2 billion .   i love avatar . it was such a great movie . i heard they are making a second one .   animated film are contribute biggest in box office collection . mostly kids liked movie have very high box office .   yes for sure . disney once considered shutting down their animation studio because sleeping beauty was a flop at the box office .   the projection and analysis of these earnings is very important for the movie industries and knowing the interest of the fans . so only they are promoting the films in various way . 
hello , do you know much about the box office ?   hi , film generates revenue through several medium like television broadcasts right and advertisement . box office is the primary metric for trade .   yep . did you know tom hanks is the highest all - time box office star ?   yes , avatar is the world wide proclaimed as highest grossing film over 2 billion .   i love avatar . it was such a great movie . i heard they are making a second one .   animated film are contribute biggest in box office collection . mostly kids liked movie have very high box office .   yes for sure . disney once considered shutting down their animation studio because sleeping beauty was a flop at the box office .   the projection and analysis of these earnings is very important for the movie industries and knowing the interest of the fans . so only they are promoting the films in various way . 
hello , do you know much about the box office ?   hi , film generates revenue through several medium like television broadcasts right and advertisement . box office is the primary metric for trade .   yep . did you know tom hanks is the highest all - time box office star ?   yes , avatar is the world wide proclaimed as highest grossing film over 2 billion .   i love avatar . it was such a great movie . i heard they are making a second one .   animated film are contribute biggest in box office collection . mostly kids liked movie have very high box office .   yes for sure . disney once considered shutting down their animation studio because sleeping beauty was a flop at the box office .   the projection and analysis of these earnings is very important for the movie industries and knowing the interest of the fans . so only they are promoting the films in various way . 
hello , do you know much about the box office ?   hi , film generates revenue through several medium like television broadcasts right and advertisement . box office is the primary metric for trade .   yep . did you know tom hanks is the highest all - time box office star ?   yes , avatar is the world wide proclaimed as highest grossing film over 2 billion .   i love avatar . it was such a great movie . i heard they are making a second one .   animated film are contribute biggest in box office collection . mostly kids liked movie have very high box office .   yes for sure . disney once considered shutting down their animation studio because sleeping beauty was a flop at the box office .   the projection and analysis of these earnings is very important for the movie industries and knowing the interest of the fans . so only they are promoting the films in various way . 
hello , do you know much about the box office ?   hi , film generates revenue through several medium like television broadcasts right and advertisement . box office is the primary metric for trade .   yep . did you know tom hanks is the highest all - time box office star ?   yes , avatar is the world wide proclaimed as highest grossing film over 2 billion .   i love avatar . it was such a great movie . i heard they are making a second one .   animated film are contribute biggest in box office collection . mostly kids liked movie have very high box office .   yes for sure . disney once considered shutting down their animation studio because sleeping beauty was a flop at the box office .   the projection and analysis of these earnings is very important for the movie industries and knowing the interest of the fans . so only they are promoting the films in various way . 
hello , do you know much about the box office ?   hi , film generates revenue through several medium like television broadcasts right and advertisement . box office is the primary metric for trade .   yep . did you know tom hanks is the highest all - time box office star ?   yes , avatar is the world wide proclaimed as highest grossing film over 2 billion .   i love avatar . it was such a great movie . i heard they are making a second one .   animated film are contribute biggest in box office collection . mostly kids liked movie have very high box office .   yes for sure . disney once considered shutting down their animation studio because sleeping beauty was a flop at the box office .   the projection and analysis of these earnings is very important for the movie industries and knowing the interest of the fans . so only they are promoting the films in various way . 
hi do you watch espn ?   hi . yes i do sometimes . they cover some nba games .   yes , i am a huge bucks fan . did you see what nick friedell said about the bucks and jabari parker >   no i did n't . what did he say ?   that they should n't consider signing him . i agree .   what made him such a bad player last year ?   he did n't do much for the team and was overpaid .   has he been injured ? i think they are all over paid personally . i mean they make millions of dollars .   for sure , he had to acl injuries so he is definitely injury prone . you know who is better , reggie miller !   i 'm not familiar with him . does he play for the bucks too ? 
hi do you watch espn ?   hi . yes i do sometimes . they cover some nba games .   yes , i am a huge bucks fan . did you see what nick friedell said about the bucks and jabari parker >   no i did n't . what did he say ?   that they should n't consider signing him . i agree .   what made him such a bad player last year ?   he did n't do much for the team and was overpaid .   has he been injured ? i think they are all over paid personally . i mean they make millions of dollars .   for sure , he had to acl injuries so he is definitely injury prone . you know who is better , reggie miller !   i 'm not familiar with him . does he play for the bucks too ? 
hi do you watch espn ?   hi . yes i do sometimes . they cover some nba games .   yes , i am a huge bucks fan . did you see what nick friedell said about the bucks and jabari parker >   no i did n't . what did he say ?   that they should n't consider signing him . i agree .   what made him such a bad player last year ?   he did n't do much for the team and was overpaid .   has he been injured ? i think they are all over paid personally . i mean they make millions of dollars .   for sure , he had to acl injuries so he is definitely injury prone . you know who is better , reggie miller !   i 'm not familiar with him . does he play for the bucks too ? 
hi do you watch espn ?   hi . yes i do sometimes . they cover some nba games .   yes , i am a huge bucks fan . did you see what nick friedell said about the bucks and jabari parker >   no i did n't . what did he say ?   that they should n't consider signing him . i agree .   what made him such a bad player last year ?   he did n't do much for the team and was overpaid .   has he been injured ? i think they are all over paid personally . i mean they make millions of dollars .   for sure , he had to acl injuries so he is definitely injury prone . you know who is better , reggie miller !   i 'm not familiar with him . does he play for the bucks too ? 
hi do you watch espn ?   hi . yes i do sometimes . they cover some nba games .   yes , i am a huge bucks fan . did you see what nick friedell said about the bucks and jabari parker >   no i did n't . what did he say ?   that they should n't consider signing him . i agree .   what made him such a bad player last year ?   he did n't do much for the team and was overpaid .   has he been injured ? i think they are all over paid personally . i mean they make millions of dollars .   for sure , he had to acl injuries so he is definitely injury prone . you know who is better , reggie miller !   i 'm not familiar with him . does he play for the bucks too ? 
hi do you watch espn ?   hi . yes i do sometimes . they cover some nba games .   yes , i am a huge bucks fan . did you see what nick friedell said about the bucks and jabari parker >   no i did n't . what did he say ?   that they should n't consider signing him . i agree .   what made him such a bad player last year ?   he did n't do much for the team and was overpaid .   has he been injured ? i think they are all over paid personally . i mean they make millions of dollars .   for sure , he had to acl injuries so he is definitely injury prone . you know who is better , reggie miller !   i 'm not familiar with him . does he play for the bucks too ? 
hello did you know that 80 percent of the earths natural forests have already been destroyed ?   i heard it but i 'm skeptical . that sounds far too high and what 's the definition of " natural .   not sure in this case . when the earth was formed the days were only 5.5 hours long !   that was 5.5 hours of sunlit hell in magma and lava . bummer , they are saying we will be out of helium by the end of the century . 
hello did you know that 80 percent of the earths natural forests have already been destroyed ?   i heard it but i 'm skeptical . that sounds far too high and what 's the definition of " natural .   not sure in this case . when the earth was formed the days were only 5.5 hours long !   that was 5.5 hours of sunlit hell in magma and lava . bummer , they are saying we will be out of helium by the end of the century . 
hello did you know that 80 percent of the earths natural forests have already been destroyed ?   i heard it but i 'm skeptical . that sounds far too high and what 's the definition of " natural .   not sure in this case . when the earth was formed the days were only 5.5 hours long !   that was 5.5 hours of sunlit hell in magma and lava . bummer , they are saying we will be out of helium by the end of the century . 
hello did you know that 80 percent of the earths natural forests have already been destroyed ?   i heard it but i 'm skeptical . that sounds far too high and what 's the definition of " natural .   not sure in this case . when the earth was formed the days were only 5.5 hours long !   that was 5.5 hours of sunlit hell in magma and lava . bummer , they are saying we will be out of helium by the end of the century . 
hello did you know that 80 percent of the earths natural forests have already been destroyed ?   i heard it but i 'm skeptical . that sounds far too high and what 's the definition of " natural .   not sure in this case . when the earth was formed the days were only 5.5 hours long !   that was 5.5 hours of sunlit hell in magma and lava . bummer , they are saying we will be out of helium by the end of the century . 
hello did you know that 80 percent of the earths natural forests have already been destroyed ?   i heard it but i 'm skeptical . that sounds far too high and what 's the definition of " natural .   not sure in this case . when the earth was formed the days were only 5.5 hours long !   that was 5.5 hours of sunlit hell in magma and lava . bummer , they are saying we will be out of helium by the end of the century . 
do you like watching the n.b.a . ?   i do like to watch , my favorite team actually has the best record in the league right now , how about you ?   so you 're a bucks fan ? how about giannis antetokounmpo ! he 's such a great player !   good call ! i have always been , watched all 82 games when we won only 15 of them a few years back ! yeah giannis has been a gamechanger for our whole organization . do you have a favorite team ?   i 'm a memphis grizzlies fan , but enjoy watching a good game no matter who 's playing . i really like watching stephen curry and lebron james . did you know that they both were born in akron , ohio ?   no , i did n't know that about them , interesting . and the grizz , curious to see how you will be in a few seasons , was surprised to see gasol leave .   yeah , it 's hard to replace someone like him . i do like the pickup they made with noah . hopefully they 'll continue building up .   yeah and jonas is a monster and a workhorse as well .   did you know that air jordan 's were banned upon introduction by the nba ? however , jordan were them anyways , as nike was willing to pay the fine each game .   yeah i think i have read that . nike got the best marketing they ever could so i 'm sure they were happy to pay !   i bet they were too . shoe companies have a way spending money on their investments . allen iverson signed a lifetime deal with reebok in 2001 . he 'll get $ 800,000 a year until he 's 55 .   i bet they are wishing they could take that back . i think that they thought they were signing the next jordan .   he did make a lot for reebok , but they still did n't sell as well as jordans .   no , and not for the length of time that jordan has , and probably will continue to be .   lebron is about jordan 's only shoe competitor . did you hear that he has signed a deal with warner bros for a new " space jam " sequel ?   no , i did n't see that . i wonder when it will be released ?   i 'm not really sure . maybe it will be as good as the original . lebron has a good character about him though . he raised $ 6 million for charity by televising " the decision . "   he is a really good person , i know he has donated a ton of money back to ohio . 
do you like watching the n.b.a . ?   i do like to watch , my favorite team actually has the best record in the league right now , how about you ?   so you 're a bucks fan ? how about giannis antetokounmpo ! he 's such a great player !   good call ! i have always been , watched all 82 games when we won only 15 of them a few years back ! yeah giannis has been a gamechanger for our whole organization . do you have a favorite team ?   i 'm a memphis grizzlies fan , but enjoy watching a good game no matter who 's playing . i really like watching stephen curry and lebron james . did you know that they both were born in akron , ohio ?   no , i did n't know that about them , interesting . and the grizz , curious to see how you will be in a few seasons , was surprised to see gasol leave .   yeah , it 's hard to replace someone like him . i do like the pickup they made with noah . hopefully they 'll continue building up .   yeah and jonas is a monster and a workhorse as well .   did you know that air jordan 's were banned upon introduction by the nba ? however , jordan were them anyways , as nike was willing to pay the fine each game .   yeah i think i have read that . nike got the best marketing they ever could so i 'm sure they were happy to pay !   i bet they were too . shoe companies have a way spending money on their investments . allen iverson signed a lifetime deal with reebok in 2001 . he 'll get $ 800,000 a year until he 's 55 .   i bet they are wishing they could take that back . i think that they thought they were signing the next jordan .   he did make a lot for reebok , but they still did n't sell as well as jordans .   no , and not for the length of time that jordan has , and probably will continue to be .   lebron is about jordan 's only shoe competitor . did you hear that he has signed a deal with warner bros for a new " space jam " sequel ?   no , i did n't see that . i wonder when it will be released ?   i 'm not really sure . maybe it will be as good as the original . lebron has a good character about him though . he raised $ 6 million for charity by televising " the decision . "   he is a really good person , i know he has donated a ton of money back to ohio . 
do you like watching the n.b.a . ?   i do like to watch , my favorite team actually has the best record in the league right now , how about you ?   so you 're a bucks fan ? how about giannis antetokounmpo ! he 's such a great player !   good call ! i have always been , watched all 82 games when we won only 15 of them a few years back ! yeah giannis has been a gamechanger for our whole organization . do you have a favorite team ?   i 'm a memphis grizzlies fan , but enjoy watching a good game no matter who 's playing . i really like watching stephen curry and lebron james . did you know that they both were born in akron , ohio ?   no , i did n't know that about them , interesting . and the grizz , curious to see how you will be in a few seasons , was surprised to see gasol leave .   yeah , it 's hard to replace someone like him . i do like the pickup they made with noah . hopefully they 'll continue building up .   yeah and jonas is a monster and a workhorse as well .   did you know that air jordan 's were banned upon introduction by the nba ? however , jordan were them anyways , as nike was willing to pay the fine each game .   yeah i think i have read that . nike got the best marketing they ever could so i 'm sure they were happy to pay !   i bet they were too . shoe companies have a way spending money on their investments . allen iverson signed a lifetime deal with reebok in 2001 . he 'll get $ 800,000 a year until he 's 55 .   i bet they are wishing they could take that back . i think that they thought they were signing the next jordan .   he did make a lot for reebok , but they still did n't sell as well as jordans .   no , and not for the length of time that jordan has , and probably will continue to be .   lebron is about jordan 's only shoe competitor . did you hear that he has signed a deal with warner bros for a new " space jam " sequel ?   no , i did n't see that . i wonder when it will be released ?   i 'm not really sure . maybe it will be as good as the original . lebron has a good character about him though . he raised $ 6 million for charity by televising " the decision . "   he is a really good person , i know he has donated a ton of money back to ohio . 
do you like watching the n.b.a . ?   i do like to watch , my favorite team actually has the best record in the league right now , how about you ?   so you 're a bucks fan ? how about giannis antetokounmpo ! he 's such a great player !   good call ! i have always been , watched all 82 games when we won only 15 of them a few years back ! yeah giannis has been a gamechanger for our whole organization . do you have a favorite team ?   i 'm a memphis grizzlies fan , but enjoy watching a good game no matter who 's playing . i really like watching stephen curry and lebron james . did you know that they both were born in akron , ohio ?   no , i did n't know that about them , interesting . and the grizz , curious to see how you will be in a few seasons , was surprised to see gasol leave .   yeah , it 's hard to replace someone like him . i do like the pickup they made with noah . hopefully they 'll continue building up .   yeah and jonas is a monster and a workhorse as well .   did you know that air jordan 's were banned upon introduction by the nba ? however , jordan were them anyways , as nike was willing to pay the fine each game .   yeah i think i have read that . nike got the best marketing they ever could so i 'm sure they were happy to pay !   i bet they were too . shoe companies have a way spending money on their investments . allen iverson signed a lifetime deal with reebok in 2001 . he 'll get $ 800,000 a year until he 's 55 .   i bet they are wishing they could take that back . i think that they thought they were signing the next jordan .   he did make a lot for reebok , but they still did n't sell as well as jordans .   no , and not for the length of time that jordan has , and probably will continue to be .   lebron is about jordan 's only shoe competitor . did you hear that he has signed a deal with warner bros for a new " space jam " sequel ?   no , i did n't see that . i wonder when it will be released ?   i 'm not really sure . maybe it will be as good as the original . lebron has a good character about him though . he raised $ 6 million for charity by televising " the decision . "   he is a really good person , i know he has donated a ton of money back to ohio . 
do you like watching the n.b.a . ?   i do like to watch , my favorite team actually has the best record in the league right now , how about you ?   so you 're a bucks fan ? how about giannis antetokounmpo ! he 's such a great player !   good call ! i have always been , watched all 82 games when we won only 15 of them a few years back ! yeah giannis has been a gamechanger for our whole organization . do you have a favorite team ?   i 'm a memphis grizzlies fan , but enjoy watching a good game no matter who 's playing . i really like watching stephen curry and lebron james . did you know that they both were born in akron , ohio ?   no , i did n't know that about them , interesting . and the grizz , curious to see how you will be in a few seasons , was surprised to see gasol leave .   yeah , it 's hard to replace someone like him . i do like the pickup they made with noah . hopefully they 'll continue building up .   yeah and jonas is a monster and a workhorse as well .   did you know that air jordan 's were banned upon introduction by the nba ? however , jordan were them anyways , as nike was willing to pay the fine each game .   yeah i think i have read that . nike got the best marketing they ever could so i 'm sure they were happy to pay !   i bet they were too . shoe companies have a way spending money on their investments . allen iverson signed a lifetime deal with reebok in 2001 . he 'll get $ 800,000 a year until he 's 55 .   i bet they are wishing they could take that back . i think that they thought they were signing the next jordan .   he did make a lot for reebok , but they still did n't sell as well as jordans .   no , and not for the length of time that jordan has , and probably will continue to be .   lebron is about jordan 's only shoe competitor . did you hear that he has signed a deal with warner bros for a new " space jam " sequel ?   no , i did n't see that . i wonder when it will be released ?   i 'm not really sure . maybe it will be as good as the original . lebron has a good character about him though . he raised $ 6 million for charity by televising " the decision . "   he is a really good person , i know he has donated a ton of money back to ohio . 
do you like watching the n.b.a . ?   i do like to watch , my favorite team actually has the best record in the league right now , how about you ?   so you 're a bucks fan ? how about giannis antetokounmpo ! he 's such a great player !   good call ! i have always been , watched all 82 games when we won only 15 of them a few years back ! yeah giannis has been a gamechanger for our whole organization . do you have a favorite team ?   i 'm a memphis grizzlies fan , but enjoy watching a good game no matter who 's playing . i really like watching stephen curry and lebron james . did you know that they both were born in akron , ohio ?   no , i did n't know that about them , interesting . and the grizz , curious to see how you will be in a few seasons , was surprised to see gasol leave .   yeah , it 's hard to replace someone like him . i do like the pickup they made with noah . hopefully they 'll continue building up .   yeah and jonas is a monster and a workhorse as well .   did you know that air jordan 's were banned upon introduction by the nba ? however , jordan were them anyways , as nike was willing to pay the fine each game .   yeah i think i have read that . nike got the best marketing they ever could so i 'm sure they were happy to pay !   i bet they were too . shoe companies have a way spending money on their investments . allen iverson signed a lifetime deal with reebok in 2001 . he 'll get $ 800,000 a year until he 's 55 .   i bet they are wishing they could take that back . i think that they thought they were signing the next jordan .   he did make a lot for reebok , but they still did n't sell as well as jordans .   no , and not for the length of time that jordan has , and probably will continue to be .   lebron is about jordan 's only shoe competitor . did you hear that he has signed a deal with warner bros for a new " space jam " sequel ?   no , i did n't see that . i wonder when it will be released ?   i 'm not really sure . maybe it will be as good as the original . lebron has a good character about him though . he raised $ 6 million for charity by televising " the decision . "   he is a really good person , i know he has donated a ton of money back to ohio . 
i know brady can occasionally blow it but he did n't for me . i 'm a chiefs fan ...   even as a chiefs fan , do you think that tom brady is the greatest quarterback of all time , has he is commonly referred to .   he 's one of the best for sure . i go back to johnny unitas as a kid so that 's a tough call . all kinds of variables like kellan moore being left - handed .   apparently , kellan moore is the only left - handed quarterback in the nfl , i wonder if the defensive plays factor in that fact and are adjusted .   probably , maybe its like baseball and pitchers and batters play r / l - handedness . speaking of brady , i did n't know he played at u of michigan .   yeah , could be to the team 's advantage . yeah , i did n't know that , did brady play at umich on a scholarship ?   probably ... he was a 6th round draft pick in 2000 . i do like boston but i 'm not sure i 've ever been to foxborough where the pat 's play .   me neither but the gillette stadium in foxborough seems like a giant stadium . have you ever seen a live professional football game ?   yes , the falcons and the chiefs . i like college better , like georgia tech . they could use a brady qb however ...   haha , i agree , i really enjoy going to college football games . although i never knew that the huddle was created by a deaf quarterback so other teams could not read his hand signals .   did n't know that either ... i thought it was because they could n't hear . qb 's have to scream to be heard in most stadiums . some qbs are smart like alex smith who got a bachelors in 2 years .   that 's surprising , it seems like the focus on athletes is n't about school but rather heavy emphasis on sports so to see him go on to get his master 's degree , is very surprising to me .   i agree but some are both jocks and academics . i wonder if brady was ? i do admire him he 's seen hard times like to 41 - 33 loss to the eagles .   i definitely think that his leadership and tenacity and the so called " patriot way " can really shape people and lead them to their championships but his wife makes more than double brady 's salary ! i thought she was retired ! 
i know brady can occasionally blow it but he did n't for me . i 'm a chiefs fan ...   even as a chiefs fan , do you think that tom brady is the greatest quarterback of all time , has he is commonly referred to .   he 's one of the best for sure . i go back to johnny unitas as a kid so that 's a tough call . all kinds of variables like kellan moore being left - handed .   apparently , kellan moore is the only left - handed quarterback in the nfl , i wonder if the defensive plays factor in that fact and are adjusted .   probably , maybe its like baseball and pitchers and batters play r / l - handedness . speaking of brady , i did n't know he played at u of michigan .   yeah , could be to the team 's advantage . yeah , i did n't know that , did brady play at umich on a scholarship ?   probably ... he was a 6th round draft pick in 2000 . i do like boston but i 'm not sure i 've ever been to foxborough where the pat 's play .   me neither but the gillette stadium in foxborough seems like a giant stadium . have you ever seen a live professional football game ?   yes , the falcons and the chiefs . i like college better , like georgia tech . they could use a brady qb however ...   haha , i agree , i really enjoy going to college football games . although i never knew that the huddle was created by a deaf quarterback so other teams could not read his hand signals .   did n't know that either ... i thought it was because they could n't hear . qb 's have to scream to be heard in most stadiums . some qbs are smart like alex smith who got a bachelors in 2 years .   that 's surprising , it seems like the focus on athletes is n't about school but rather heavy emphasis on sports so to see him go on to get his master 's degree , is very surprising to me .   i agree but some are both jocks and academics . i wonder if brady was ? i do admire him he 's seen hard times like to 41 - 33 loss to the eagles .   i definitely think that his leadership and tenacity and the so called " patriot way " can really shape people and lead them to their championships but his wife makes more than double brady 's salary ! i thought she was retired ! 
i know brady can occasionally blow it but he did n't for me . i 'm a chiefs fan ...   even as a chiefs fan , do you think that tom brady is the greatest quarterback of all time , has he is commonly referred to .   he 's one of the best for sure . i go back to johnny unitas as a kid so that 's a tough call . all kinds of variables like kellan moore being left - handed .   apparently , kellan moore is the only left - handed quarterback in the nfl , i wonder if the defensive plays factor in that fact and are adjusted .   probably , maybe its like baseball and pitchers and batters play r / l - handedness . speaking of brady , i did n't know he played at u of michigan .   yeah , could be to the team 's advantage . yeah , i did n't know that , did brady play at umich on a scholarship ?   probably ... he was a 6th round draft pick in 2000 . i do like boston but i 'm not sure i 've ever been to foxborough where the pat 's play .   me neither but the gillette stadium in foxborough seems like a giant stadium . have you ever seen a live professional football game ?   yes , the falcons and the chiefs . i like college better , like georgia tech . they could use a brady qb however ...   haha , i agree , i really enjoy going to college football games . although i never knew that the huddle was created by a deaf quarterback so other teams could not read his hand signals .   did n't know that either ... i thought it was because they could n't hear . qb 's have to scream to be heard in most stadiums . some qbs are smart like alex smith who got a bachelors in 2 years .   that 's surprising , it seems like the focus on athletes is n't about school but rather heavy emphasis on sports so to see him go on to get his master 's degree , is very surprising to me .   i agree but some are both jocks and academics . i wonder if brady was ? i do admire him he 's seen hard times like to 41 - 33 loss to the eagles .   i definitely think that his leadership and tenacity and the so called " patriot way " can really shape people and lead them to their championships but his wife makes more than double brady 's salary ! i thought she was retired ! 
i know brady can occasionally blow it but he did n't for me . i 'm a chiefs fan ...   even as a chiefs fan , do you think that tom brady is the greatest quarterback of all time , has he is commonly referred to .   he 's one of the best for sure . i go back to johnny unitas as a kid so that 's a tough call . all kinds of variables like kellan moore being left - handed .   apparently , kellan moore is the only left - handed quarterback in the nfl , i wonder if the defensive plays factor in that fact and are adjusted .   probably , maybe its like baseball and pitchers and batters play r / l - handedness . speaking of brady , i did n't know he played at u of michigan .   yeah , could be to the team 's advantage . yeah , i did n't know that , did brady play at umich on a scholarship ?   probably ... he was a 6th round draft pick in 2000 . i do like boston but i 'm not sure i 've ever been to foxborough where the pat 's play .   me neither but the gillette stadium in foxborough seems like a giant stadium . have you ever seen a live professional football game ?   yes , the falcons and the chiefs . i like college better , like georgia tech . they could use a brady qb however ...   haha , i agree , i really enjoy going to college football games . although i never knew that the huddle was created by a deaf quarterback so other teams could not read his hand signals .   did n't know that either ... i thought it was because they could n't hear . qb 's have to scream to be heard in most stadiums . some qbs are smart like alex smith who got a bachelors in 2 years .   that 's surprising , it seems like the focus on athletes is n't about school but rather heavy emphasis on sports so to see him go on to get his master 's degree , is very surprising to me .   i agree but some are both jocks and academics . i wonder if brady was ? i do admire him he 's seen hard times like to 41 - 33 loss to the eagles .   i definitely think that his leadership and tenacity and the so called " patriot way " can really shape people and lead them to their championships but his wife makes more than double brady 's salary ! i thought she was retired ! 
i know brady can occasionally blow it but he did n't for me . i 'm a chiefs fan ...   even as a chiefs fan , do you think that tom brady is the greatest quarterback of all time , has he is commonly referred to .   he 's one of the best for sure . i go back to johnny unitas as a kid so that 's a tough call . all kinds of variables like kellan moore being left - handed .   apparently , kellan moore is the only left - handed quarterback in the nfl , i wonder if the defensive plays factor in that fact and are adjusted .   probably , maybe its like baseball and pitchers and batters play r / l - handedness . speaking of brady , i did n't know he played at u of michigan .   yeah , could be to the team 's advantage . yeah , i did n't know that , did brady play at umich on a scholarship ?   probably ... he was a 6th round draft pick in 2000 . i do like boston but i 'm not sure i 've ever been to foxborough where the pat 's play .   me neither but the gillette stadium in foxborough seems like a giant stadium . have you ever seen a live professional football game ?   yes , the falcons and the chiefs . i like college better , like georgia tech . they could use a brady qb however ...   haha , i agree , i really enjoy going to college football games . although i never knew that the huddle was created by a deaf quarterback so other teams could not read his hand signals .   did n't know that either ... i thought it was because they could n't hear . qb 's have to scream to be heard in most stadiums . some qbs are smart like alex smith who got a bachelors in 2 years .   that 's surprising , it seems like the focus on athletes is n't about school but rather heavy emphasis on sports so to see him go on to get his master 's degree , is very surprising to me .   i agree but some are both jocks and academics . i wonder if brady was ? i do admire him he 's seen hard times like to 41 - 33 loss to the eagles .   i definitely think that his leadership and tenacity and the so called " patriot way " can really shape people and lead them to their championships but his wife makes more than double brady 's salary ! i thought she was retired ! 
i know brady can occasionally blow it but he did n't for me . i 'm a chiefs fan ...   even as a chiefs fan , do you think that tom brady is the greatest quarterback of all time , has he is commonly referred to .   he 's one of the best for sure . i go back to johnny unitas as a kid so that 's a tough call . all kinds of variables like kellan moore being left - handed .   apparently , kellan moore is the only left - handed quarterback in the nfl , i wonder if the defensive plays factor in that fact and are adjusted .   probably , maybe its like baseball and pitchers and batters play r / l - handedness . speaking of brady , i did n't know he played at u of michigan .   yeah , could be to the team 's advantage . yeah , i did n't know that , did brady play at umich on a scholarship ?   probably ... he was a 6th round draft pick in 2000 . i do like boston but i 'm not sure i 've ever been to foxborough where the pat 's play .   me neither but the gillette stadium in foxborough seems like a giant stadium . have you ever seen a live professional football game ?   yes , the falcons and the chiefs . i like college better , like georgia tech . they could use a brady qb however ...   haha , i agree , i really enjoy going to college football games . although i never knew that the huddle was created by a deaf quarterback so other teams could not read his hand signals .   did n't know that either ... i thought it was because they could n't hear . qb 's have to scream to be heard in most stadiums . some qbs are smart like alex smith who got a bachelors in 2 years .   that 's surprising , it seems like the focus on athletes is n't about school but rather heavy emphasis on sports so to see him go on to get his master 's degree , is very surprising to me .   i agree but some are both jocks and academics . i wonder if brady was ? i do admire him he 's seen hard times like to 41 - 33 loss to the eagles .   i definitely think that his leadership and tenacity and the so called " patriot way " can really shape people and lead them to their championships but his wife makes more than double brady 's salary ! i thought she was retired ! 
the white house is at 1600 pennsylvania avenue in washington d.c . and has been there since 1800 and i have never been . have you ?   i 've never been , though i want to go.the white house seems behind the curve technologically . w. had solar panels put back on the white house . reagan had them taken off . i wonder why clinton did n’t put them back on . floppy disks ? i wonder if they have laser printers yet . or mice .   well other countries apparently like it as well as there are copies in france and ireland apparently .   i guess we have a historical link with those countries . the president 's guest house is larger than the white house . i ’m surprised trump can stand the situation . he might have to add some stories to the white house . or maybe rent out the guest house .   like he needs more money though apparently he does not reach the top 3 in wealth , that would be jfk , washington and jefferson .   though not one of the top three richest presidents , maybe trump can be one of the top pop stars ever to hold office . the indonesian president released 3 pop albums while in office . maybe trump can get four albums out . he might need to get re - elected though .   i do n't know , i think i would rather have president banana from zimbabwe put out some tunes instead .   what nickname has trump earned ? ? until 1805 , the runner - up in a presidential election became vp . i think this system should be reinstated . the entertainment factor would be tremendous for a public starved for diversion . there 's not much getting done in government anyway . seems like a missed opportunity for some laugh 's   they may not appear to get anything done but they do own 86 % of the land of nevada , so they obviously did something right , haha . 
the white house is at 1600 pennsylvania avenue in washington d.c . and has been there since 1800 and i have never been . have you ?   i 've never been , though i want to go.the white house seems behind the curve technologically . w. had solar panels put back on the white house . reagan had them taken off . i wonder why clinton did n’t put them back on . floppy disks ? i wonder if they have laser printers yet . or mice .   well other countries apparently like it as well as there are copies in france and ireland apparently .   i guess we have a historical link with those countries . the president 's guest house is larger than the white house . i ’m surprised trump can stand the situation . he might have to add some stories to the white house . or maybe rent out the guest house .   like he needs more money though apparently he does not reach the top 3 in wealth , that would be jfk , washington and jefferson .   though not one of the top three richest presidents , maybe trump can be one of the top pop stars ever to hold office . the indonesian president released 3 pop albums while in office . maybe trump can get four albums out . he might need to get re - elected though .   i do n't know , i think i would rather have president banana from zimbabwe put out some tunes instead .   what nickname has trump earned ? ? until 1805 , the runner - up in a presidential election became vp . i think this system should be reinstated . the entertainment factor would be tremendous for a public starved for diversion . there 's not much getting done in government anyway . seems like a missed opportunity for some laugh 's   they may not appear to get anything done but they do own 86 % of the land of nevada , so they obviously did something right , haha . 
the white house is at 1600 pennsylvania avenue in washington d.c . and has been there since 1800 and i have never been . have you ?   i 've never been , though i want to go.the white house seems behind the curve technologically . w. had solar panels put back on the white house . reagan had them taken off . i wonder why clinton did n’t put them back on . floppy disks ? i wonder if they have laser printers yet . or mice .   well other countries apparently like it as well as there are copies in france and ireland apparently .   i guess we have a historical link with those countries . the president 's guest house is larger than the white house . i ’m surprised trump can stand the situation . he might have to add some stories to the white house . or maybe rent out the guest house .   like he needs more money though apparently he does not reach the top 3 in wealth , that would be jfk , washington and jefferson .   though not one of the top three richest presidents , maybe trump can be one of the top pop stars ever to hold office . the indonesian president released 3 pop albums while in office . maybe trump can get four albums out . he might need to get re - elected though .   i do n't know , i think i would rather have president banana from zimbabwe put out some tunes instead .   what nickname has trump earned ? ? until 1805 , the runner - up in a presidential election became vp . i think this system should be reinstated . the entertainment factor would be tremendous for a public starved for diversion . there 's not much getting done in government anyway . seems like a missed opportunity for some laugh 's   they may not appear to get anything done but they do own 86 % of the land of nevada , so they obviously did something right , haha . 
the white house is at 1600 pennsylvania avenue in washington d.c . and has been there since 1800 and i have never been . have you ?   i 've never been , though i want to go.the white house seems behind the curve technologically . w. had solar panels put back on the white house . reagan had them taken off . i wonder why clinton did n’t put them back on . floppy disks ? i wonder if they have laser printers yet . or mice .   well other countries apparently like it as well as there are copies in france and ireland apparently .   i guess we have a historical link with those countries . the president 's guest house is larger than the white house . i ’m surprised trump can stand the situation . he might have to add some stories to the white house . or maybe rent out the guest house .   like he needs more money though apparently he does not reach the top 3 in wealth , that would be jfk , washington and jefferson .   though not one of the top three richest presidents , maybe trump can be one of the top pop stars ever to hold office . the indonesian president released 3 pop albums while in office . maybe trump can get four albums out . he might need to get re - elected though .   i do n't know , i think i would rather have president banana from zimbabwe put out some tunes instead .   what nickname has trump earned ? ? until 1805 , the runner - up in a presidential election became vp . i think this system should be reinstated . the entertainment factor would be tremendous for a public starved for diversion . there 's not much getting done in government anyway . seems like a missed opportunity for some laugh 's   they may not appear to get anything done but they do own 86 % of the land of nevada , so they obviously did something right , haha . 
the white house is at 1600 pennsylvania avenue in washington d.c . and has been there since 1800 and i have never been . have you ?   i 've never been , though i want to go.the white house seems behind the curve technologically . w. had solar panels put back on the white house . reagan had them taken off . i wonder why clinton did n’t put them back on . floppy disks ? i wonder if they have laser printers yet . or mice .   well other countries apparently like it as well as there are copies in france and ireland apparently .   i guess we have a historical link with those countries . the president 's guest house is larger than the white house . i ’m surprised trump can stand the situation . he might have to add some stories to the white house . or maybe rent out the guest house .   like he needs more money though apparently he does not reach the top 3 in wealth , that would be jfk , washington and jefferson .   though not one of the top three richest presidents , maybe trump can be one of the top pop stars ever to hold office . the indonesian president released 3 pop albums while in office . maybe trump can get four albums out . he might need to get re - elected though .   i do n't know , i think i would rather have president banana from zimbabwe put out some tunes instead .   what nickname has trump earned ? ? until 1805 , the runner - up in a presidential election became vp . i think this system should be reinstated . the entertainment factor would be tremendous for a public starved for diversion . there 's not much getting done in government anyway . seems like a missed opportunity for some laugh 's   they may not appear to get anything done but they do own 86 % of the land of nevada , so they obviously did something right , haha . 
the white house is at 1600 pennsylvania avenue in washington d.c . and has been there since 1800 and i have never been . have you ?   i 've never been , though i want to go.the white house seems behind the curve technologically . w. had solar panels put back on the white house . reagan had them taken off . i wonder why clinton did n’t put them back on . floppy disks ? i wonder if they have laser printers yet . or mice .   well other countries apparently like it as well as there are copies in france and ireland apparently .   i guess we have a historical link with those countries . the president 's guest house is larger than the white house . i ’m surprised trump can stand the situation . he might have to add some stories to the white house . or maybe rent out the guest house .   like he needs more money though apparently he does not reach the top 3 in wealth , that would be jfk , washington and jefferson .   though not one of the top three richest presidents , maybe trump can be one of the top pop stars ever to hold office . the indonesian president released 3 pop albums while in office . maybe trump can get four albums out . he might need to get re - elected though .   i do n't know , i think i would rather have president banana from zimbabwe put out some tunes instead .   what nickname has trump earned ? ? until 1805 , the runner - up in a presidential election became vp . i think this system should be reinstated . the entertainment factor would be tremendous for a public starved for diversion . there 's not much getting done in government anyway . seems like a missed opportunity for some laugh 's   they may not appear to get anything done but they do own 86 % of the land of nevada , so they obviously did something right , haha . 
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do you like football ? 
do you like football ? 
do you like football ? 
do you like football ? 
do you like football ? 
good afternoon , hope your day is going well !   i hope yours is going well , too . baseball is generally played with a bat and ball .   baseball is my favorite sport out of the big four - az diamondbacks are my team 
good afternoon , hope your day is going well !   i hope yours is going well , too . baseball is generally played with a bat and ball .   baseball is my favorite sport out of the big four - az diamondbacks are my team 
good afternoon , hope your day is going well !   i hope yours is going well , too . baseball is generally played with a bat and ball .   baseball is my favorite sport out of the big four - az diamondbacks are my team 
good afternoon , hope your day is going well !   i hope yours is going well , too . baseball is generally played with a bat and ball .   baseball is my favorite sport out of the big four - az diamondbacks are my team 
good afternoon , hope your day is going well !   i hope yours is going well , too . baseball is generally played with a bat and ball .   baseball is my favorite sport out of the big four - az diamondbacks are my team 
good afternoon , hope your day is going well !   i hope yours is going well , too . baseball is generally played with a bat and ball .   baseball is my favorite sport out of the big four - az diamondbacks are my team 
are you a fan of football ?   i 'm a huge football fan . how about yourself ?   i love football both college and nfl , do you have a favorite nfl team of the 32 ?   i 'm a new england patriots fan and huge fan of tom brady how about you ?   nice i am a vikings fan , not doing so hot as of late . i also like the university of iowa hawkeyes , did you know they paint their opponents locker room pink ?   no i did n't know this . did you know that in the 60 's top bowlers made twice as much as the top football players ? 
are you a fan of football ?   i 'm a huge football fan . how about yourself ?   i love football both college and nfl , do you have a favorite nfl team of the 32 ?   i 'm a new england patriots fan and huge fan of tom brady how about you ?   nice i am a vikings fan , not doing so hot as of late . i also like the university of iowa hawkeyes , did you know they paint their opponents locker room pink ?   no i did n't know this . did you know that in the 60 's top bowlers made twice as much as the top football players ? 
are you a fan of football ?   i 'm a huge football fan . how about yourself ?   i love football both college and nfl , do you have a favorite nfl team of the 32 ?   i 'm a new england patriots fan and huge fan of tom brady how about you ?   nice i am a vikings fan , not doing so hot as of late . i also like the university of iowa hawkeyes , did you know they paint their opponents locker room pink ?   no i did n't know this . did you know that in the 60 's top bowlers made twice as much as the top football players ? 
are you a fan of football ?   i 'm a huge football fan . how about yourself ?   i love football both college and nfl , do you have a favorite nfl team of the 32 ?   i 'm a new england patriots fan and huge fan of tom brady how about you ?   nice i am a vikings fan , not doing so hot as of late . i also like the university of iowa hawkeyes , did you know they paint their opponents locker room pink ?   no i did n't know this . did you know that in the 60 's top bowlers made twice as much as the top football players ? 
are you a fan of football ?   i 'm a huge football fan . how about yourself ?   i love football both college and nfl , do you have a favorite nfl team of the 32 ?   i 'm a new england patriots fan and huge fan of tom brady how about you ?   nice i am a vikings fan , not doing so hot as of late . i also like the university of iowa hawkeyes , did you know they paint their opponents locker room pink ?   no i did n't know this . did you know that in the 60 's top bowlers made twice as much as the top football players ? 
are you a fan of football ?   i 'm a huge football fan . how about yourself ?   i love football both college and nfl , do you have a favorite nfl team of the 32 ?   i 'm a new england patriots fan and huge fan of tom brady how about you ?   nice i am a vikings fan , not doing so hot as of late . i also like the university of iowa hawkeyes , did you know they paint their opponents locker room pink ?   no i did n't know this . did you know that in the 60 's top bowlers made twice as much as the top football players ? 
hello ! are you a fan of country music ?   hi ! yes , but do you agree that people should refer to country music as also hillbilly music ?   lol no . that 's funny . george strait and jeff bezos are cousins . that 's something i never knew before .   yeah i agree ! wow , they really are ? i wonder if george strait 's albums are promoted on amazon site , do you know ?   that 's interesting . i would be curious . there is only 2 african americans in the country music hall of fame . i wonder who they are ?   i 'm not sure either . i do n't recall any african american artists in country music . do you know what the fender stratocaster is ?   i remember charley pride . he might be one . ... and yes ! it 's a guitar . i think a lot jazz and some blues musicians use it .   oh ! fender , i see that now ! thanks for clarifying ! do you play any instruments ? 
hello ! are you a fan of country music ?   hi ! yes , but do you agree that people should refer to country music as also hillbilly music ?   lol no . that 's funny . george strait and jeff bezos are cousins . that 's something i never knew before .   yeah i agree ! wow , they really are ? i wonder if george strait 's albums are promoted on amazon site , do you know ?   that 's interesting . i would be curious . there is only 2 african americans in the country music hall of fame . i wonder who they are ?   i 'm not sure either . i do n't recall any african american artists in country music . do you know what the fender stratocaster is ?   i remember charley pride . he might be one . ... and yes ! it 's a guitar . i think a lot jazz and some blues musicians use it .   oh ! fender , i see that now ! thanks for clarifying ! do you play any instruments ? 
hello ! are you a fan of country music ?   hi ! yes , but do you agree that people should refer to country music as also hillbilly music ?   lol no . that 's funny . george strait and jeff bezos are cousins . that 's something i never knew before .   yeah i agree ! wow , they really are ? i wonder if george strait 's albums are promoted on amazon site , do you know ?   that 's interesting . i would be curious . there is only 2 african americans in the country music hall of fame . i wonder who they are ?   i 'm not sure either . i do n't recall any african american artists in country music . do you know what the fender stratocaster is ?   i remember charley pride . he might be one . ... and yes ! it 's a guitar . i think a lot jazz and some blues musicians use it .   oh ! fender , i see that now ! thanks for clarifying ! do you play any instruments ? 
hello ! are you a fan of country music ?   hi ! yes , but do you agree that people should refer to country music as also hillbilly music ?   lol no . that 's funny . george strait and jeff bezos are cousins . that 's something i never knew before .   yeah i agree ! wow , they really are ? i wonder if george strait 's albums are promoted on amazon site , do you know ?   that 's interesting . i would be curious . there is only 2 african americans in the country music hall of fame . i wonder who they are ?   i 'm not sure either . i do n't recall any african american artists in country music . do you know what the fender stratocaster is ?   i remember charley pride . he might be one . ... and yes ! it 's a guitar . i think a lot jazz and some blues musicians use it .   oh ! fender , i see that now ! thanks for clarifying ! do you play any instruments ? 
hello ! are you a fan of country music ?   hi ! yes , but do you agree that people should refer to country music as also hillbilly music ?   lol no . that 's funny . george strait and jeff bezos are cousins . that 's something i never knew before .   yeah i agree ! wow , they really are ? i wonder if george strait 's albums are promoted on amazon site , do you know ?   that 's interesting . i would be curious . there is only 2 african americans in the country music hall of fame . i wonder who they are ?   i 'm not sure either . i do n't recall any african american artists in country music . do you know what the fender stratocaster is ?   i remember charley pride . he might be one . ... and yes ! it 's a guitar . i think a lot jazz and some blues musicians use it .   oh ! fender , i see that now ! thanks for clarifying ! do you play any instruments ? 
hello ! are you a fan of country music ?   hi ! yes , but do you agree that people should refer to country music as also hillbilly music ?   lol no . that 's funny . george strait and jeff bezos are cousins . that 's something i never knew before .   yeah i agree ! wow , they really are ? i wonder if george strait 's albums are promoted on amazon site , do you know ?   that 's interesting . i would be curious . there is only 2 african americans in the country music hall of fame . i wonder who they are ?   i 'm not sure either . i do n't recall any african american artists in country music . do you know what the fender stratocaster is ?   i remember charley pride . he might be one . ... and yes ! it 's a guitar . i think a lot jazz and some blues musicians use it .   oh ! fender , i see that now ! thanks for clarifying ! do you play any instruments ? 
the telephone is a great invention ,   absolutely ! love the telephone !   it makes life a lot more easier , i can check the mail , call and even watch funny videos just by using my phone   an iphone has more computing power than the entire us nuclear icbm deterrent .   that is kind of scary i own an iphone , did nt know i was packing so much power in my front pocket   yeah , better be careful ! people use phones for eveything now , i ve seen in movies they attach it to bombs and stuff .   powerful weapons if used in the wrong hands , scary since everyone has access to them   yeah , seriously . i hear there 's a company that will donate a day of clean water for every minute you do n't use your phone !   that is really admirable , donating water to children in need , an awesome campaign   yeah great thing to do , water is essential .   it is , just like phones have also become essential in our lives , interesting fact about phonebooks , its impossible to separate two of them with their pages fully overlapped   lol i never tried but i believe you . do you like clothing ? did you know polo shirts were actually meant for tennis players ?   i did nt know that , always thought it was meant for the polo sport or maybe that the polo brand created them   same here , yeah a tennis player created them   i looks like polo player took the credit then , did you hear about the cultural revolution in china ?   no i have nt what s that about ? 
the telephone is a great invention ,   absolutely ! love the telephone !   it makes life a lot more easier , i can check the mail , call and even watch funny videos just by using my phone   an iphone has more computing power than the entire us nuclear icbm deterrent .   that is kind of scary i own an iphone , did nt know i was packing so much power in my front pocket   yeah , better be careful ! people use phones for eveything now , i ve seen in movies they attach it to bombs and stuff .   powerful weapons if used in the wrong hands , scary since everyone has access to them   yeah , seriously . i hear there 's a company that will donate a day of clean water for every minute you do n't use your phone !   that is really admirable , donating water to children in need , an awesome campaign   yeah great thing to do , water is essential .   it is , just like phones have also become essential in our lives , interesting fact about phonebooks , its impossible to separate two of them with their pages fully overlapped   lol i never tried but i believe you . do you like clothing ? did you know polo shirts were actually meant for tennis players ?   i did nt know that , always thought it was meant for the polo sport or maybe that the polo brand created them   same here , yeah a tennis player created them   i looks like polo player took the credit then , did you hear about the cultural revolution in china ?   no i have nt what s that about ? 
the telephone is a great invention ,   absolutely ! love the telephone !   it makes life a lot more easier , i can check the mail , call and even watch funny videos just by using my phone   an iphone has more computing power than the entire us nuclear icbm deterrent .   that is kind of scary i own an iphone , did nt know i was packing so much power in my front pocket   yeah , better be careful ! people use phones for eveything now , i ve seen in movies they attach it to bombs and stuff .   powerful weapons if used in the wrong hands , scary since everyone has access to them   yeah , seriously . i hear there 's a company that will donate a day of clean water for every minute you do n't use your phone !   that is really admirable , donating water to children in need , an awesome campaign   yeah great thing to do , water is essential .   it is , just like phones have also become essential in our lives , interesting fact about phonebooks , its impossible to separate two of them with their pages fully overlapped   lol i never tried but i believe you . do you like clothing ? did you know polo shirts were actually meant for tennis players ?   i did nt know that , always thought it was meant for the polo sport or maybe that the polo brand created them   same here , yeah a tennis player created them   i looks like polo player took the credit then , did you hear about the cultural revolution in china ?   no i have nt what s that about ? 
the telephone is a great invention ,   absolutely ! love the telephone !   it makes life a lot more easier , i can check the mail , call and even watch funny videos just by using my phone   an iphone has more computing power than the entire us nuclear icbm deterrent .   that is kind of scary i own an iphone , did nt know i was packing so much power in my front pocket   yeah , better be careful ! people use phones for eveything now , i ve seen in movies they attach it to bombs and stuff .   powerful weapons if used in the wrong hands , scary since everyone has access to them   yeah , seriously . i hear there 's a company that will donate a day of clean water for every minute you do n't use your phone !   that is really admirable , donating water to children in need , an awesome campaign   yeah great thing to do , water is essential .   it is , just like phones have also become essential in our lives , interesting fact about phonebooks , its impossible to separate two of them with their pages fully overlapped   lol i never tried but i believe you . do you like clothing ? did you know polo shirts were actually meant for tennis players ?   i did nt know that , always thought it was meant for the polo sport or maybe that the polo brand created them   same here , yeah a tennis player created them   i looks like polo player took the credit then , did you hear about the cultural revolution in china ?   no i have nt what s that about ? 
the telephone is a great invention ,   absolutely ! love the telephone !   it makes life a lot more easier , i can check the mail , call and even watch funny videos just by using my phone   an iphone has more computing power than the entire us nuclear icbm deterrent .   that is kind of scary i own an iphone , did nt know i was packing so much power in my front pocket   yeah , better be careful ! people use phones for eveything now , i ve seen in movies they attach it to bombs and stuff .   powerful weapons if used in the wrong hands , scary since everyone has access to them   yeah , seriously . i hear there 's a company that will donate a day of clean water for every minute you do n't use your phone !   that is really admirable , donating water to children in need , an awesome campaign   yeah great thing to do , water is essential .   it is , just like phones have also become essential in our lives , interesting fact about phonebooks , its impossible to separate two of them with their pages fully overlapped   lol i never tried but i believe you . do you like clothing ? did you know polo shirts were actually meant for tennis players ?   i did nt know that , always thought it was meant for the polo sport or maybe that the polo brand created them   same here , yeah a tennis player created them   i looks like polo player took the credit then , did you hear about the cultural revolution in china ?   no i have nt what s that about ? 
the telephone is a great invention ,   absolutely ! love the telephone !   it makes life a lot more easier , i can check the mail , call and even watch funny videos just by using my phone   an iphone has more computing power than the entire us nuclear icbm deterrent .   that is kind of scary i own an iphone , did nt know i was packing so much power in my front pocket   yeah , better be careful ! people use phones for eveything now , i ve seen in movies they attach it to bombs and stuff .   powerful weapons if used in the wrong hands , scary since everyone has access to them   yeah , seriously . i hear there 's a company that will donate a day of clean water for every minute you do n't use your phone !   that is really admirable , donating water to children in need , an awesome campaign   yeah great thing to do , water is essential .   it is , just like phones have also become essential in our lives , interesting fact about phonebooks , its impossible to separate two of them with their pages fully overlapped   lol i never tried but i believe you . do you like clothing ? did you know polo shirts were actually meant for tennis players ?   i did nt know that , always thought it was meant for the polo sport or maybe that the polo brand created them   same here , yeah a tennis player created them   i looks like polo player took the credit then , did you hear about the cultural revolution in china ?   no i have nt what s that about ? 
hi , how are you ?   i am good , thank you . i enjoy travel . do you ?   i do but i am a worrying traveler . where is the best place you have been to ?   i have not been out of the country but several places in the country . i like chicago a lot . did you know that all of japans highways are tolls ?   that 's got ta be expensive ! what 's the best place in chicago ? where should i go when i visit ?   i like the natural history museum and millennium park . lou malnati 's has amazing pizza . it is very expensive to travel in japan . it costs more than $ 300 to travel across the country .   that 's a lot . i can not imagine having to pay that in tolls . i do like lou 's pizza . have you been to wrigley field ? i should ask first if you are a baseball fan ...   i have not . we did stop outside of soldier field but did n't get to go in . did you know that iceland has no public rail service ?   that 's odd . soldier field is just ok . the shedd is really good though . where else , besides chicago do you like going ?   i enjoyed the mountains of tennessee . they are beautiful . we got a cabin with an amazing view . i would go to a lot more places if you could get there faster . the dutch are working on that . they are creating a commuter bus that goes 160 mph . that would be great .   can you imagine the movie speed on that bus ! ! ! ! holy smokes !   ha ha , yes that would change that movie quite a bit . back to iceland , most do n't have cars and travel between towns by flight !   really . seems a little overkill but what do i know ... i want to go there and see the northern lights some day .   that would be a beautiful sight . off topic but how do you feel about sharks ?   i 'm for em !   they are very interesting . did you know that they do n't have rib cages ? 
hi , how are you ?   i am good , thank you . i enjoy travel . do you ?   i do but i am a worrying traveler . where is the best place you have been to ?   i have not been out of the country but several places in the country . i like chicago a lot . did you know that all of japans highways are tolls ?   that 's got ta be expensive ! what 's the best place in chicago ? where should i go when i visit ?   i like the natural history museum and millennium park . lou malnati 's has amazing pizza . it is very expensive to travel in japan . it costs more than $ 300 to travel across the country .   that 's a lot . i can not imagine having to pay that in tolls . i do like lou 's pizza . have you been to wrigley field ? i should ask first if you are a baseball fan ...   i have not . we did stop outside of soldier field but did n't get to go in . did you know that iceland has no public rail service ?   that 's odd . soldier field is just ok . the shedd is really good though . where else , besides chicago do you like going ?   i enjoyed the mountains of tennessee . they are beautiful . we got a cabin with an amazing view . i would go to a lot more places if you could get there faster . the dutch are working on that . they are creating a commuter bus that goes 160 mph . that would be great .   can you imagine the movie speed on that bus ! ! ! ! holy smokes !   ha ha , yes that would change that movie quite a bit . back to iceland , most do n't have cars and travel between towns by flight !   really . seems a little overkill but what do i know ... i want to go there and see the northern lights some day .   that would be a beautiful sight . off topic but how do you feel about sharks ?   i 'm for em !   they are very interesting . did you know that they do n't have rib cages ? 
hi , how are you ?   i am good , thank you . i enjoy travel . do you ?   i do but i am a worrying traveler . where is the best place you have been to ?   i have not been out of the country but several places in the country . i like chicago a lot . did you know that all of japans highways are tolls ?   that 's got ta be expensive ! what 's the best place in chicago ? where should i go when i visit ?   i like the natural history museum and millennium park . lou malnati 's has amazing pizza . it is very expensive to travel in japan . it costs more than $ 300 to travel across the country .   that 's a lot . i can not imagine having to pay that in tolls . i do like lou 's pizza . have you been to wrigley field ? i should ask first if you are a baseball fan ...   i have not . we did stop outside of soldier field but did n't get to go in . did you know that iceland has no public rail service ?   that 's odd . soldier field is just ok . the shedd is really good though . where else , besides chicago do you like going ?   i enjoyed the mountains of tennessee . they are beautiful . we got a cabin with an amazing view . i would go to a lot more places if you could get there faster . the dutch are working on that . they are creating a commuter bus that goes 160 mph . that would be great .   can you imagine the movie speed on that bus ! ! ! ! holy smokes !   ha ha , yes that would change that movie quite a bit . back to iceland , most do n't have cars and travel between towns by flight !   really . seems a little overkill but what do i know ... i want to go there and see the northern lights some day .   that would be a beautiful sight . off topic but how do you feel about sharks ?   i 'm for em !   they are very interesting . did you know that they do n't have rib cages ? 
hi , how are you ?   i am good , thank you . i enjoy travel . do you ?   i do but i am a worrying traveler . where is the best place you have been to ?   i have not been out of the country but several places in the country . i like chicago a lot . did you know that all of japans highways are tolls ?   that 's got ta be expensive ! what 's the best place in chicago ? where should i go when i visit ?   i like the natural history museum and millennium park . lou malnati 's has amazing pizza . it is very expensive to travel in japan . it costs more than $ 300 to travel across the country .   that 's a lot . i can not imagine having to pay that in tolls . i do like lou 's pizza . have you been to wrigley field ? i should ask first if you are a baseball fan ...   i have not . we did stop outside of soldier field but did n't get to go in . did you know that iceland has no public rail service ?   that 's odd . soldier field is just ok . the shedd is really good though . where else , besides chicago do you like going ?   i enjoyed the mountains of tennessee . they are beautiful . we got a cabin with an amazing view . i would go to a lot more places if you could get there faster . the dutch are working on that . they are creating a commuter bus that goes 160 mph . that would be great .   can you imagine the movie speed on that bus ! ! ! ! holy smokes !   ha ha , yes that would change that movie quite a bit . back to iceland , most do n't have cars and travel between towns by flight !   really . seems a little overkill but what do i know ... i want to go there and see the northern lights some day .   that would be a beautiful sight . off topic but how do you feel about sharks ?   i 'm for em !   they are very interesting . did you know that they do n't have rib cages ? 
hi , how are you ?   i am good , thank you . i enjoy travel . do you ?   i do but i am a worrying traveler . where is the best place you have been to ?   i have not been out of the country but several places in the country . i like chicago a lot . did you know that all of japans highways are tolls ?   that 's got ta be expensive ! what 's the best place in chicago ? where should i go when i visit ?   i like the natural history museum and millennium park . lou malnati 's has amazing pizza . it is very expensive to travel in japan . it costs more than $ 300 to travel across the country .   that 's a lot . i can not imagine having to pay that in tolls . i do like lou 's pizza . have you been to wrigley field ? i should ask first if you are a baseball fan ...   i have not . we did stop outside of soldier field but did n't get to go in . did you know that iceland has no public rail service ?   that 's odd . soldier field is just ok . the shedd is really good though . where else , besides chicago do you like going ?   i enjoyed the mountains of tennessee . they are beautiful . we got a cabin with an amazing view . i would go to a lot more places if you could get there faster . the dutch are working on that . they are creating a commuter bus that goes 160 mph . that would be great .   can you imagine the movie speed on that bus ! ! ! ! holy smokes !   ha ha , yes that would change that movie quite a bit . back to iceland , most do n't have cars and travel between towns by flight !   really . seems a little overkill but what do i know ... i want to go there and see the northern lights some day .   that would be a beautiful sight . off topic but how do you feel about sharks ?   i 'm for em !   they are very interesting . did you know that they do n't have rib cages ? 
hi , how are you ?   i am good , thank you . i enjoy travel . do you ?   i do but i am a worrying traveler . where is the best place you have been to ?   i have not been out of the country but several places in the country . i like chicago a lot . did you know that all of japans highways are tolls ?   that 's got ta be expensive ! what 's the best place in chicago ? where should i go when i visit ?   i like the natural history museum and millennium park . lou malnati 's has amazing pizza . it is very expensive to travel in japan . it costs more than $ 300 to travel across the country .   that 's a lot . i can not imagine having to pay that in tolls . i do like lou 's pizza . have you been to wrigley field ? i should ask first if you are a baseball fan ...   i have not . we did stop outside of soldier field but did n't get to go in . did you know that iceland has no public rail service ?   that 's odd . soldier field is just ok . the shedd is really good though . where else , besides chicago do you like going ?   i enjoyed the mountains of tennessee . they are beautiful . we got a cabin with an amazing view . i would go to a lot more places if you could get there faster . the dutch are working on that . they are creating a commuter bus that goes 160 mph . that would be great .   can you imagine the movie speed on that bus ! ! ! ! holy smokes !   ha ha , yes that would change that movie quite a bit . back to iceland , most do n't have cars and travel between towns by flight !   really . seems a little overkill but what do i know ... i want to go there and see the northern lights some day .   that would be a beautiful sight . off topic but how do you feel about sharks ?   i 'm for em !   they are very interesting . did you know that they do n't have rib cages ? 
hi , do you watch football ?   a bit but not regularly . i did see the beginning of the superbowl a few weeks ago , but i only have a passing knowledge of football   i see . do you know who reggie miller is ?   do you mean the basketball player on the hall of fame ? otherwise , i do n't know a reggie miller in football   i meant to say alex smith , not sure why i was thinking of reggie .   i do n't know much but i think he was a quarterback . correct me if i 'm wrong   yeah he is and he was so good in school he wrapped up a college degree in two years   wow he must be brilliant or a very hard worker . i like quarterbacks since they lead the offense .   that is true . i think it is a bit of both . he took many ap tests , that 's why   while i do n't know much about alex , i tend to follow players like kellan moore who is the only left handed quarterback in the nfl   that is amazing , amongst so many players he is the only one   i mean i know it is inherently harder if you are left handed as a qb   yeah . and baker mayfield once considered quitting to become a competitive gamer   i also think brady johnson is impressive as well since he has even thrown a touchdown pass to himself   that i would like to see . do you know who created the circular huddle ?   i do n't know his name , but i think he was deaf right ? what is his name ?   yeah he was deaf . his name was paul hubbard   in any case , i like following players like tom brady , brady jonson , and etc 
hi , do you watch football ?   a bit but not regularly . i did see the beginning of the superbowl a few weeks ago , but i only have a passing knowledge of football   i see . do you know who reggie miller is ?   do you mean the basketball player on the hall of fame ? otherwise , i do n't know a reggie miller in football   i meant to say alex smith , not sure why i was thinking of reggie .   i do n't know much but i think he was a quarterback . correct me if i 'm wrong   yeah he is and he was so good in school he wrapped up a college degree in two years   wow he must be brilliant or a very hard worker . i like quarterbacks since they lead the offense .   that is true . i think it is a bit of both . he took many ap tests , that 's why   while i do n't know much about alex , i tend to follow players like kellan moore who is the only left handed quarterback in the nfl   that is amazing , amongst so many players he is the only one   i mean i know it is inherently harder if you are left handed as a qb   yeah . and baker mayfield once considered quitting to become a competitive gamer   i also think brady johnson is impressive as well since he has even thrown a touchdown pass to himself   that i would like to see . do you know who created the circular huddle ?   i do n't know his name , but i think he was deaf right ? what is his name ?   yeah he was deaf . his name was paul hubbard   in any case , i like following players like tom brady , brady jonson , and etc 
hi , do you watch football ?   a bit but not regularly . i did see the beginning of the superbowl a few weeks ago , but i only have a passing knowledge of football   i see . do you know who reggie miller is ?   do you mean the basketball player on the hall of fame ? otherwise , i do n't know a reggie miller in football   i meant to say alex smith , not sure why i was thinking of reggie .   i do n't know much but i think he was a quarterback . correct me if i 'm wrong   yeah he is and he was so good in school he wrapped up a college degree in two years   wow he must be brilliant or a very hard worker . i like quarterbacks since they lead the offense .   that is true . i think it is a bit of both . he took many ap tests , that 's why   while i do n't know much about alex , i tend to follow players like kellan moore who is the only left handed quarterback in the nfl   that is amazing , amongst so many players he is the only one   i mean i know it is inherently harder if you are left handed as a qb   yeah . and baker mayfield once considered quitting to become a competitive gamer   i also think brady johnson is impressive as well since he has even thrown a touchdown pass to himself   that i would like to see . do you know who created the circular huddle ?   i do n't know his name , but i think he was deaf right ? what is his name ?   yeah he was deaf . his name was paul hubbard   in any case , i like following players like tom brady , brady jonson , and etc 
hi , do you watch football ?   a bit but not regularly . i did see the beginning of the superbowl a few weeks ago , but i only have a passing knowledge of football   i see . do you know who reggie miller is ?   do you mean the basketball player on the hall of fame ? otherwise , i do n't know a reggie miller in football   i meant to say alex smith , not sure why i was thinking of reggie .   i do n't know much but i think he was a quarterback . correct me if i 'm wrong   yeah he is and he was so good in school he wrapped up a college degree in two years   wow he must be brilliant or a very hard worker . i like quarterbacks since they lead the offense .   that is true . i think it is a bit of both . he took many ap tests , that 's why   while i do n't know much about alex , i tend to follow players like kellan moore who is the only left handed quarterback in the nfl   that is amazing , amongst so many players he is the only one   i mean i know it is inherently harder if you are left handed as a qb   yeah . and baker mayfield once considered quitting to become a competitive gamer   i also think brady johnson is impressive as well since he has even thrown a touchdown pass to himself   that i would like to see . do you know who created the circular huddle ?   i do n't know his name , but i think he was deaf right ? what is his name ?   yeah he was deaf . his name was paul hubbard   in any case , i like following players like tom brady , brady jonson , and etc 
hi , do you watch football ?   a bit but not regularly . i did see the beginning of the superbowl a few weeks ago , but i only have a passing knowledge of football   i see . do you know who reggie miller is ?   do you mean the basketball player on the hall of fame ? otherwise , i do n't know a reggie miller in football   i meant to say alex smith , not sure why i was thinking of reggie .   i do n't know much but i think he was a quarterback . correct me if i 'm wrong   yeah he is and he was so good in school he wrapped up a college degree in two years   wow he must be brilliant or a very hard worker . i like quarterbacks since they lead the offense .   that is true . i think it is a bit of both . he took many ap tests , that 's why   while i do n't know much about alex , i tend to follow players like kellan moore who is the only left handed quarterback in the nfl   that is amazing , amongst so many players he is the only one   i mean i know it is inherently harder if you are left handed as a qb   yeah . and baker mayfield once considered quitting to become a competitive gamer   i also think brady johnson is impressive as well since he has even thrown a touchdown pass to himself   that i would like to see . do you know who created the circular huddle ?   i do n't know his name , but i think he was deaf right ? what is his name ?   yeah he was deaf . his name was paul hubbard   in any case , i like following players like tom brady , brady jonson , and etc 
hi , do you watch football ?   a bit but not regularly . i did see the beginning of the superbowl a few weeks ago , but i only have a passing knowledge of football   i see . do you know who reggie miller is ?   do you mean the basketball player on the hall of fame ? otherwise , i do n't know a reggie miller in football   i meant to say alex smith , not sure why i was thinking of reggie .   i do n't know much but i think he was a quarterback . correct me if i 'm wrong   yeah he is and he was so good in school he wrapped up a college degree in two years   wow he must be brilliant or a very hard worker . i like quarterbacks since they lead the offense .   that is true . i think it is a bit of both . he took many ap tests , that 's why   while i do n't know much about alex , i tend to follow players like kellan moore who is the only left handed quarterback in the nfl   that is amazing , amongst so many players he is the only one   i mean i know it is inherently harder if you are left handed as a qb   yeah . and baker mayfield once considered quitting to become a competitive gamer   i also think brady johnson is impressive as well since he has even thrown a touchdown pass to himself   that i would like to see . do you know who created the circular huddle ?   i do n't know his name , but i think he was deaf right ? what is his name ?   yeah he was deaf . his name was paul hubbard   in any case , i like following players like tom brady , brady jonson , and etc 
hi , how are you ?   i am well . i am learning about animals and how many there are on our planet . do you know how many ?   i have no idea but would love to know .   there are over 7 million animal species on our planet , insects contribute 1 million to that number   wow . that 's a lot . i thought there would be a lot less than that . is there anything else you were surprised to read about in the article ?   the amount of living animals on the planet currently is 20 quintillion ! how fascinating !   you 're right , that is fascinating . i just found out that jupiter has radio storms so strong that they can be picked up and heard by an am radio .   wow ! i am curious to try that and to see if it works . do you know of any other fun facts about jupiter ?   yes , according to canadian law , all radios are required to have at least 40 % of the music played be canadian .   interesting . i would not think that there was even that much music to play . do you know of any canadian musicians ?   yes , nickleback and avril lavigne ... and sorry , that was not about jupiter ...   it was about radios though which is very interesting . did you know that soldiers in world war ii made radios from razorblades and pencils ?   i did not . i thought it would have been more sophisticated than that . there is a website where you can listen to thousands of episodes of classic radio dramas for free   wow . i hope no one hiccups on the radio . do you know why we hiccup ?   i do not , why do we hiccup ? 
hi , how are you ?   i am well . i am learning about animals and how many there are on our planet . do you know how many ?   i have no idea but would love to know .   there are over 7 million animal species on our planet , insects contribute 1 million to that number   wow . that 's a lot . i thought there would be a lot less than that . is there anything else you were surprised to read about in the article ?   the amount of living animals on the planet currently is 20 quintillion ! how fascinating !   you 're right , that is fascinating . i just found out that jupiter has radio storms so strong that they can be picked up and heard by an am radio .   wow ! i am curious to try that and to see if it works . do you know of any other fun facts about jupiter ?   yes , according to canadian law , all radios are required to have at least 40 % of the music played be canadian .   interesting . i would not think that there was even that much music to play . do you know of any canadian musicians ?   yes , nickleback and avril lavigne ... and sorry , that was not about jupiter ...   it was about radios though which is very interesting . did you know that soldiers in world war ii made radios from razorblades and pencils ?   i did not . i thought it would have been more sophisticated than that . there is a website where you can listen to thousands of episodes of classic radio dramas for free   wow . i hope no one hiccups on the radio . do you know why we hiccup ?   i do not , why do we hiccup ? 
hi , how are you ?   i am well . i am learning about animals and how many there are on our planet . do you know how many ?   i have no idea but would love to know .   there are over 7 million animal species on our planet , insects contribute 1 million to that number   wow . that 's a lot . i thought there would be a lot less than that . is there anything else you were surprised to read about in the article ?   the amount of living animals on the planet currently is 20 quintillion ! how fascinating !   you 're right , that is fascinating . i just found out that jupiter has radio storms so strong that they can be picked up and heard by an am radio .   wow ! i am curious to try that and to see if it works . do you know of any other fun facts about jupiter ?   yes , according to canadian law , all radios are required to have at least 40 % of the music played be canadian .   interesting . i would not think that there was even that much music to play . do you know of any canadian musicians ?   yes , nickleback and avril lavigne ... and sorry , that was not about jupiter ...   it was about radios though which is very interesting . did you know that soldiers in world war ii made radios from razorblades and pencils ?   i did not . i thought it would have been more sophisticated than that . there is a website where you can listen to thousands of episodes of classic radio dramas for free   wow . i hope no one hiccups on the radio . do you know why we hiccup ?   i do not , why do we hiccup ? 
hi , how are you ?   i am well . i am learning about animals and how many there are on our planet . do you know how many ?   i have no idea but would love to know .   there are over 7 million animal species on our planet , insects contribute 1 million to that number   wow . that 's a lot . i thought there would be a lot less than that . is there anything else you were surprised to read about in the article ?   the amount of living animals on the planet currently is 20 quintillion ! how fascinating !   you 're right , that is fascinating . i just found out that jupiter has radio storms so strong that they can be picked up and heard by an am radio .   wow ! i am curious to try that and to see if it works . do you know of any other fun facts about jupiter ?   yes , according to canadian law , all radios are required to have at least 40 % of the music played be canadian .   interesting . i would not think that there was even that much music to play . do you know of any canadian musicians ?   yes , nickleback and avril lavigne ... and sorry , that was not about jupiter ...   it was about radios though which is very interesting . did you know that soldiers in world war ii made radios from razorblades and pencils ?   i did not . i thought it would have been more sophisticated than that . there is a website where you can listen to thousands of episodes of classic radio dramas for free   wow . i hope no one hiccups on the radio . do you know why we hiccup ?   i do not , why do we hiccup ? 
hi , how are you ?   i am well . i am learning about animals and how many there are on our planet . do you know how many ?   i have no idea but would love to know .   there are over 7 million animal species on our planet , insects contribute 1 million to that number   wow . that 's a lot . i thought there would be a lot less than that . is there anything else you were surprised to read about in the article ?   the amount of living animals on the planet currently is 20 quintillion ! how fascinating !   you 're right , that is fascinating . i just found out that jupiter has radio storms so strong that they can be picked up and heard by an am radio .   wow ! i am curious to try that and to see if it works . do you know of any other fun facts about jupiter ?   yes , according to canadian law , all radios are required to have at least 40 % of the music played be canadian .   interesting . i would not think that there was even that much music to play . do you know of any canadian musicians ?   yes , nickleback and avril lavigne ... and sorry , that was not about jupiter ...   it was about radios though which is very interesting . did you know that soldiers in world war ii made radios from razorblades and pencils ?   i did not . i thought it would have been more sophisticated than that . there is a website where you can listen to thousands of episodes of classic radio dramas for free   wow . i hope no one hiccups on the radio . do you know why we hiccup ?   i do not , why do we hiccup ? 
hi , how are you ?   i am well . i am learning about animals and how many there are on our planet . do you know how many ?   i have no idea but would love to know .   there are over 7 million animal species on our planet , insects contribute 1 million to that number   wow . that 's a lot . i thought there would be a lot less than that . is there anything else you were surprised to read about in the article ?   the amount of living animals on the planet currently is 20 quintillion ! how fascinating !   you 're right , that is fascinating . i just found out that jupiter has radio storms so strong that they can be picked up and heard by an am radio .   wow ! i am curious to try that and to see if it works . do you know of any other fun facts about jupiter ?   yes , according to canadian law , all radios are required to have at least 40 % of the music played be canadian .   interesting . i would not think that there was even that much music to play . do you know of any canadian musicians ?   yes , nickleback and avril lavigne ... and sorry , that was not about jupiter ...   it was about radios though which is very interesting . did you know that soldiers in world war ii made radios from razorblades and pencils ?   i did not . i thought it would have been more sophisticated than that . there is a website where you can listen to thousands of episodes of classic radio dramas for free   wow . i hope no one hiccups on the radio . do you know why we hiccup ?   i do not , why do we hiccup ? 
do you like football ?   hey ya i like the nfl and college ! my favorite position is the quarterback because they are considered the leader of the offense . what about you ?   the quarterback has a lot of responsibilities , he is the leader . too much responsibilities for me . i like defense .   oh nice . well have you heard the highest score ever in a football game was 222 - 0 when georgia tech defeated cumberland . no defense for cumberland in that game !   i would you feel if you were on the winning team ? as for i would feel kind of bad .   yeah i would feel bad too . bad sportsmanship . is n't it odd that pro bowlers used to make more money than pro football players in the 1960 's ! 
do you like football ?   hey ya i like the nfl and college ! my favorite position is the quarterback because they are considered the leader of the offense . what about you ?   the quarterback has a lot of responsibilities , he is the leader . too much responsibilities for me . i like defense .   oh nice . well have you heard the highest score ever in a football game was 222 - 0 when georgia tech defeated cumberland . no defense for cumberland in that game !   i would you feel if you were on the winning team ? as for i would feel kind of bad .   yeah i would feel bad too . bad sportsmanship . is n't it odd that pro bowlers used to make more money than pro football players in the 1960 's ! 
do you like football ?   hey ya i like the nfl and college ! my favorite position is the quarterback because they are considered the leader of the offense . what about you ?   the quarterback has a lot of responsibilities , he is the leader . too much responsibilities for me . i like defense .   oh nice . well have you heard the highest score ever in a football game was 222 - 0 when georgia tech defeated cumberland . no defense for cumberland in that game !   i would you feel if you were on the winning team ? as for i would feel kind of bad .   yeah i would feel bad too . bad sportsmanship . is n't it odd that pro bowlers used to make more money than pro football players in the 1960 's ! 
do you like football ?   hey ya i like the nfl and college ! my favorite position is the quarterback because they are considered the leader of the offense . what about you ?   the quarterback has a lot of responsibilities , he is the leader . too much responsibilities for me . i like defense .   oh nice . well have you heard the highest score ever in a football game was 222 - 0 when georgia tech defeated cumberland . no defense for cumberland in that game !   i would you feel if you were on the winning team ? as for i would feel kind of bad .   yeah i would feel bad too . bad sportsmanship . is n't it odd that pro bowlers used to make more money than pro football players in the 1960 's ! 
do you like football ?   hey ya i like the nfl and college ! my favorite position is the quarterback because they are considered the leader of the offense . what about you ?   the quarterback has a lot of responsibilities , he is the leader . too much responsibilities for me . i like defense .   oh nice . well have you heard the highest score ever in a football game was 222 - 0 when georgia tech defeated cumberland . no defense for cumberland in that game !   i would you feel if you were on the winning team ? as for i would feel kind of bad .   yeah i would feel bad too . bad sportsmanship . is n't it odd that pro bowlers used to make more money than pro football players in the 1960 's ! 
do you like football ?   hey ya i like the nfl and college ! my favorite position is the quarterback because they are considered the leader of the offense . what about you ?   the quarterback has a lot of responsibilities , he is the leader . too much responsibilities for me . i like defense .   oh nice . well have you heard the highest score ever in a football game was 222 - 0 when georgia tech defeated cumberland . no defense for cumberland in that game !   i would you feel if you were on the winning team ? as for i would feel kind of bad .   yeah i would feel bad too . bad sportsmanship . is n't it odd that pro bowlers used to make more money than pro football players in the 1960 's ! 
hello , how are you doing ? do you like xxxtentacion ?   i never heard of him . i understand that he had been fatally shot . how sad .   that is sad . i ve heard of him too , but never listened to the music .   apparently he had a number 1 hit posthumously   right and then more of his songs entered the top 100 . these eight are " moonlight " at no . 16 , " changes " at no . 18 , " jocelyn flores " at no . 19 , one with an unprintable title at no . 28 , " everybody dies on their nightmares " at no . 42 , " the remedy for a broke heart ( why am i so in love ) " at no . 58 , " hope " at no . 80 , and " numb " at no . 82 .   wow . that 's incredible . the lines of his song were sad talking about suicide   seems like a lot of musicians and actor / actress ' suffer from some kind of ailment . its so sad .   they 've got talent but problems . the year b.i.g . was killed his anthem raced up the charts .   yeah . that s crazy when people pass away that they get a boost of recognition for their work . rapper tupac shakur 's music is in the library of congress of " cultural significance . "   it takes death for things to happen and people realize the talent . when prince died his sales went up   absolutely kinda like a last tribute to them . before he became a rapper , eminem 's true dream was to become a comic   funny . did you know mcdonalds payed rappers $ 5 for everytime they referenced big macs in songs   what ! that s amazing . haha rapper busta rhymes voiced the reptar wagon in the 1998 rugrats movie   that 's cool ! did you also know that there is a deaf rapper who rhymes in sign language . that is awesome   some rappers have a sign language translator on stage with them . i 've seen it on youtube !   that 's great ! the world 's fastest rapper noclue raps 14.1 syllables per second   korean rappers invented a new type of freestyle , it 's called " compliment battle " .   really , do they do compliments ?   i do nt know , but i am visiting korea in a few , so maybe i will find out . 
hello , how are you doing ? do you like xxxtentacion ?   i never heard of him . i understand that he had been fatally shot . how sad .   that is sad . i ve heard of him too , but never listened to the music .   apparently he had a number 1 hit posthumously   right and then more of his songs entered the top 100 . these eight are " moonlight " at no . 16 , " changes " at no . 18 , " jocelyn flores " at no . 19 , one with an unprintable title at no . 28 , " everybody dies on their nightmares " at no . 42 , " the remedy for a broke heart ( why am i so in love ) " at no . 58 , " hope " at no . 80 , and " numb " at no . 82 .   wow . that 's incredible . the lines of his song were sad talking about suicide   seems like a lot of musicians and actor / actress ' suffer from some kind of ailment . its so sad .   they 've got talent but problems . the year b.i.g . was killed his anthem raced up the charts .   yeah . that s crazy when people pass away that they get a boost of recognition for their work . rapper tupac shakur 's music is in the library of congress of " cultural significance . "   it takes death for things to happen and people realize the talent . when prince died his sales went up   absolutely kinda like a last tribute to them . before he became a rapper , eminem 's true dream was to become a comic   funny . did you know mcdonalds payed rappers $ 5 for everytime they referenced big macs in songs   what ! that s amazing . haha rapper busta rhymes voiced the reptar wagon in the 1998 rugrats movie   that 's cool ! did you also know that there is a deaf rapper who rhymes in sign language . that is awesome   some rappers have a sign language translator on stage with them . i 've seen it on youtube !   that 's great ! the world 's fastest rapper noclue raps 14.1 syllables per second   korean rappers invented a new type of freestyle , it 's called " compliment battle " .   really , do they do compliments ?   i do nt know , but i am visiting korea in a few , so maybe i will find out . 
hello , how are you doing ? do you like xxxtentacion ?   i never heard of him . i understand that he had been fatally shot . how sad .   that is sad . i ve heard of him too , but never listened to the music .   apparently he had a number 1 hit posthumously   right and then more of his songs entered the top 100 . these eight are " moonlight " at no . 16 , " changes " at no . 18 , " jocelyn flores " at no . 19 , one with an unprintable title at no . 28 , " everybody dies on their nightmares " at no . 42 , " the remedy for a broke heart ( why am i so in love ) " at no . 58 , " hope " at no . 80 , and " numb " at no . 82 .   wow . that 's incredible . the lines of his song were sad talking about suicide   seems like a lot of musicians and actor / actress ' suffer from some kind of ailment . its so sad .   they 've got talent but problems . the year b.i.g . was killed his anthem raced up the charts .   yeah . that s crazy when people pass away that they get a boost of recognition for their work . rapper tupac shakur 's music is in the library of congress of " cultural significance . "   it takes death for things to happen and people realize the talent . when prince died his sales went up   absolutely kinda like a last tribute to them . before he became a rapper , eminem 's true dream was to become a comic   funny . did you know mcdonalds payed rappers $ 5 for everytime they referenced big macs in songs   what ! that s amazing . haha rapper busta rhymes voiced the reptar wagon in the 1998 rugrats movie   that 's cool ! did you also know that there is a deaf rapper who rhymes in sign language . that is awesome   some rappers have a sign language translator on stage with them . i 've seen it on youtube !   that 's great ! the world 's fastest rapper noclue raps 14.1 syllables per second   korean rappers invented a new type of freestyle , it 's called " compliment battle " .   really , do they do compliments ?   i do nt know , but i am visiting korea in a few , so maybe i will find out . 
hello , how are you doing ? do you like xxxtentacion ?   i never heard of him . i understand that he had been fatally shot . how sad .   that is sad . i ve heard of him too , but never listened to the music .   apparently he had a number 1 hit posthumously   right and then more of his songs entered the top 100 . these eight are " moonlight " at no . 16 , " changes " at no . 18 , " jocelyn flores " at no . 19 , one with an unprintable title at no . 28 , " everybody dies on their nightmares " at no . 42 , " the remedy for a broke heart ( why am i so in love ) " at no . 58 , " hope " at no . 80 , and " numb " at no . 82 .   wow . that 's incredible . the lines of his song were sad talking about suicide   seems like a lot of musicians and actor / actress ' suffer from some kind of ailment . its so sad .   they 've got talent but problems . the year b.i.g . was killed his anthem raced up the charts .   yeah . that s crazy when people pass away that they get a boost of recognition for their work . rapper tupac shakur 's music is in the library of congress of " cultural significance . "   it takes death for things to happen and people realize the talent . when prince died his sales went up   absolutely kinda like a last tribute to them . before he became a rapper , eminem 's true dream was to become a comic   funny . did you know mcdonalds payed rappers $ 5 for everytime they referenced big macs in songs   what ! that s amazing . haha rapper busta rhymes voiced the reptar wagon in the 1998 rugrats movie   that 's cool ! did you also know that there is a deaf rapper who rhymes in sign language . that is awesome   some rappers have a sign language translator on stage with them . i 've seen it on youtube !   that 's great ! the world 's fastest rapper noclue raps 14.1 syllables per second   korean rappers invented a new type of freestyle , it 's called " compliment battle " .   really , do they do compliments ?   i do nt know , but i am visiting korea in a few , so maybe i will find out . 
hello , how are you doing ? do you like xxxtentacion ?   i never heard of him . i understand that he had been fatally shot . how sad .   that is sad . i ve heard of him too , but never listened to the music .   apparently he had a number 1 hit posthumously   right and then more of his songs entered the top 100 . these eight are " moonlight " at no . 16 , " changes " at no . 18 , " jocelyn flores " at no . 19 , one with an unprintable title at no . 28 , " everybody dies on their nightmares " at no . 42 , " the remedy for a broke heart ( why am i so in love ) " at no . 58 , " hope " at no . 80 , and " numb " at no . 82 .   wow . that 's incredible . the lines of his song were sad talking about suicide   seems like a lot of musicians and actor / actress ' suffer from some kind of ailment . its so sad .   they 've got talent but problems . the year b.i.g . was killed his anthem raced up the charts .   yeah . that s crazy when people pass away that they get a boost of recognition for their work . rapper tupac shakur 's music is in the library of congress of " cultural significance . "   it takes death for things to happen and people realize the talent . when prince died his sales went up   absolutely kinda like a last tribute to them . before he became a rapper , eminem 's true dream was to become a comic   funny . did you know mcdonalds payed rappers $ 5 for everytime they referenced big macs in songs   what ! that s amazing . haha rapper busta rhymes voiced the reptar wagon in the 1998 rugrats movie   that 's cool ! did you also know that there is a deaf rapper who rhymes in sign language . that is awesome   some rappers have a sign language translator on stage with them . i 've seen it on youtube !   that 's great ! the world 's fastest rapper noclue raps 14.1 syllables per second   korean rappers invented a new type of freestyle , it 's called " compliment battle " .   really , do they do compliments ?   i do nt know , but i am visiting korea in a few , so maybe i will find out . 
hello , how are you doing ? do you like xxxtentacion ?   i never heard of him . i understand that he had been fatally shot . how sad .   that is sad . i ve heard of him too , but never listened to the music .   apparently he had a number 1 hit posthumously   right and then more of his songs entered the top 100 . these eight are " moonlight " at no . 16 , " changes " at no . 18 , " jocelyn flores " at no . 19 , one with an unprintable title at no . 28 , " everybody dies on their nightmares " at no . 42 , " the remedy for a broke heart ( why am i so in love ) " at no . 58 , " hope " at no . 80 , and " numb " at no . 82 .   wow . that 's incredible . the lines of his song were sad talking about suicide   seems like a lot of musicians and actor / actress ' suffer from some kind of ailment . its so sad .   they 've got talent but problems . the year b.i.g . was killed his anthem raced up the charts .   yeah . that s crazy when people pass away that they get a boost of recognition for their work . rapper tupac shakur 's music is in the library of congress of " cultural significance . "   it takes death for things to happen and people realize the talent . when prince died his sales went up   absolutely kinda like a last tribute to them . before he became a rapper , eminem 's true dream was to become a comic   funny . did you know mcdonalds payed rappers $ 5 for everytime they referenced big macs in songs   what ! that s amazing . haha rapper busta rhymes voiced the reptar wagon in the 1998 rugrats movie   that 's cool ! did you also know that there is a deaf rapper who rhymes in sign language . that is awesome   some rappers have a sign language translator on stage with them . i 've seen it on youtube !   that 's great ! the world 's fastest rapper noclue raps 14.1 syllables per second   korean rappers invented a new type of freestyle , it 's called " compliment battle " .   really , do they do compliments ?   i do nt know , but i am visiting korea in a few , so maybe i will find out . 
hi there ! looking forward to chat with you ! ;)   hello . speaking of chatting , i recently learned that the bars of service on a cell phone have absolutely nothing to do with the connection quality . now that 's surprising .   does n't sound right ;) so what do they stand for ?   i 'm not sure . does n't make sense to me . cell phones have been around longer than we thought . in the 1930 's , an actress named hedy lamarr helped to invent wifi , the cellphone and gigs . that s surprising !   actress ? i wonder how she did that ...   pretty amazing , huh ? almost as amazing as the world record for the price of a violin bow is over $ 182,000 . it was made out of gold and tortoiseshell !   probably some celebrity bought it ;) regular person would n't be able to afford it ;) 
hi there ! looking forward to chat with you ! ;)   hello . speaking of chatting , i recently learned that the bars of service on a cell phone have absolutely nothing to do with the connection quality . now that 's surprising .   does n't sound right ;) so what do they stand for ?   i 'm not sure . does n't make sense to me . cell phones have been around longer than we thought . in the 1930 's , an actress named hedy lamarr helped to invent wifi , the cellphone and gigs . that s surprising !   actress ? i wonder how she did that ...   pretty amazing , huh ? almost as amazing as the world record for the price of a violin bow is over $ 182,000 . it was made out of gold and tortoiseshell !   probably some celebrity bought it ;) regular person would n't be able to afford it ;) 
hi there ! looking forward to chat with you ! ;)   hello . speaking of chatting , i recently learned that the bars of service on a cell phone have absolutely nothing to do with the connection quality . now that 's surprising .   does n't sound right ;) so what do they stand for ?   i 'm not sure . does n't make sense to me . cell phones have been around longer than we thought . in the 1930 's , an actress named hedy lamarr helped to invent wifi , the cellphone and gigs . that s surprising !   actress ? i wonder how she did that ...   pretty amazing , huh ? almost as amazing as the world record for the price of a violin bow is over $ 182,000 . it was made out of gold and tortoiseshell !   probably some celebrity bought it ;) regular person would n't be able to afford it ;) 
hi there ! looking forward to chat with you ! ;)   hello . speaking of chatting , i recently learned that the bars of service on a cell phone have absolutely nothing to do with the connection quality . now that 's surprising .   does n't sound right ;) so what do they stand for ?   i 'm not sure . does n't make sense to me . cell phones have been around longer than we thought . in the 1930 's , an actress named hedy lamarr helped to invent wifi , the cellphone and gigs . that s surprising !   actress ? i wonder how she did that ...   pretty amazing , huh ? almost as amazing as the world record for the price of a violin bow is over $ 182,000 . it was made out of gold and tortoiseshell !   probably some celebrity bought it ;) regular person would n't be able to afford it ;) 
hi there ! looking forward to chat with you ! ;)   hello . speaking of chatting , i recently learned that the bars of service on a cell phone have absolutely nothing to do with the connection quality . now that 's surprising .   does n't sound right ;) so what do they stand for ?   i 'm not sure . does n't make sense to me . cell phones have been around longer than we thought . in the 1930 's , an actress named hedy lamarr helped to invent wifi , the cellphone and gigs . that s surprising !   actress ? i wonder how she did that ...   pretty amazing , huh ? almost as amazing as the world record for the price of a violin bow is over $ 182,000 . it was made out of gold and tortoiseshell !   probably some celebrity bought it ;) regular person would n't be able to afford it ;) 
hi there ! looking forward to chat with you ! ;)   hello . speaking of chatting , i recently learned that the bars of service on a cell phone have absolutely nothing to do with the connection quality . now that 's surprising .   does n't sound right ;) so what do they stand for ?   i 'm not sure . does n't make sense to me . cell phones have been around longer than we thought . in the 1930 's , an actress named hedy lamarr helped to invent wifi , the cellphone and gigs . that s surprising !   actress ? i wonder how she did that ...   pretty amazing , huh ? almost as amazing as the world record for the price of a violin bow is over $ 182,000 . it was made out of gold and tortoiseshell !   probably some celebrity bought it ;) regular person would n't be able to afford it ;) 
did you see crazy rich asians ?   no i have n't . i heard it was good .   i have not yet either but i am aware of it 's cultural impact . it was made from a novel . apparently it is a very good romantic comedy .   my mother like it . i think it stars michelle yeoh , henry golding and constance wu , right ?   it does . apparently the basic premise is that a woman is engaged to a man and when she goes to meet his family discovers that he is insanely wealthy . his mother rejects her due to her less affluent background .   if i remember correctly , jon m chu is the director .   yes he is . it was also the first movie to feature an all - asian cast in hollywood in more than 20 years which is quite the accomplishment and i 'm glad that it did well . asians seem very underrepresented in film .   the movie is 121 minutes long , which is just right and is pg-13 .   that makes it accessible to a bigger audience which is good because then more asian - americans can see themselves represented on screen .   well , lets switch topics . are you a science person . , earth is the 3rd planet from the sun . it is also the only astronomical object known to harbor life .   i am a little . i enjoy learning about it . i was aware of those facts . i also know that if we viewed the entire earth 's history as a 24 hour period , humans would only represent 1 minute and 17 seconds of that day . that is a mind blowing stat .   this is mind blowing . thank god for jupiter . it saves earth from a lot of asteroids heading toward us .   that is really surprising since that planet is mostly compromised of gas . we do not even know if there is any solid land there . i wonder how it takes the impact first in this case ?   it 's very interesting . so is the fact that the sun is 4x less dense than earth .   i know it is much larger but i do n't think it has any solidity to it so that 's interesting . another science fact is that when earth was formed a day was only 5.5 hours long .   i did n't know that . i wonder why . there is a place on earth where there is less gravity than the rest of the planet . it is the hudson bay region of canada .   i wonder how much affect that has ? is it enough to change weights in any way ? i wonder . i do also know that we are running out of helium and will essentially be out of the gas by the end of the 21st century . 
did you see crazy rich asians ?   no i have n't . i heard it was good .   i have not yet either but i am aware of it 's cultural impact . it was made from a novel . apparently it is a very good romantic comedy .   my mother like it . i think it stars michelle yeoh , henry golding and constance wu , right ?   it does . apparently the basic premise is that a woman is engaged to a man and when she goes to meet his family discovers that he is insanely wealthy . his mother rejects her due to her less affluent background .   if i remember correctly , jon m chu is the director .   yes he is . it was also the first movie to feature an all - asian cast in hollywood in more than 20 years which is quite the accomplishment and i 'm glad that it did well . asians seem very underrepresented in film .   the movie is 121 minutes long , which is just right and is pg-13 .   that makes it accessible to a bigger audience which is good because then more asian - americans can see themselves represented on screen .   well , lets switch topics . are you a science person . , earth is the 3rd planet from the sun . it is also the only astronomical object known to harbor life .   i am a little . i enjoy learning about it . i was aware of those facts . i also know that if we viewed the entire earth 's history as a 24 hour period , humans would only represent 1 minute and 17 seconds of that day . that is a mind blowing stat .   this is mind blowing . thank god for jupiter . it saves earth from a lot of asteroids heading toward us .   that is really surprising since that planet is mostly compromised of gas . we do not even know if there is any solid land there . i wonder how it takes the impact first in this case ?   it 's very interesting . so is the fact that the sun is 4x less dense than earth .   i know it is much larger but i do n't think it has any solidity to it so that 's interesting . another science fact is that when earth was formed a day was only 5.5 hours long .   i did n't know that . i wonder why . there is a place on earth where there is less gravity than the rest of the planet . it is the hudson bay region of canada .   i wonder how much affect that has ? is it enough to change weights in any way ? i wonder . i do also know that we are running out of helium and will essentially be out of the gas by the end of the 21st century . 
did you see crazy rich asians ?   no i have n't . i heard it was good .   i have not yet either but i am aware of it 's cultural impact . it was made from a novel . apparently it is a very good romantic comedy .   my mother like it . i think it stars michelle yeoh , henry golding and constance wu , right ?   it does . apparently the basic premise is that a woman is engaged to a man and when she goes to meet his family discovers that he is insanely wealthy . his mother rejects her due to her less affluent background .   if i remember correctly , jon m chu is the director .   yes he is . it was also the first movie to feature an all - asian cast in hollywood in more than 20 years which is quite the accomplishment and i 'm glad that it did well . asians seem very underrepresented in film .   the movie is 121 minutes long , which is just right and is pg-13 .   that makes it accessible to a bigger audience which is good because then more asian - americans can see themselves represented on screen .   well , lets switch topics . are you a science person . , earth is the 3rd planet from the sun . it is also the only astronomical object known to harbor life .   i am a little . i enjoy learning about it . i was aware of those facts . i also know that if we viewed the entire earth 's history as a 24 hour period , humans would only represent 1 minute and 17 seconds of that day . that is a mind blowing stat .   this is mind blowing . thank god for jupiter . it saves earth from a lot of asteroids heading toward us .   that is really surprising since that planet is mostly compromised of gas . we do not even know if there is any solid land there . i wonder how it takes the impact first in this case ?   it 's very interesting . so is the fact that the sun is 4x less dense than earth .   i know it is much larger but i do n't think it has any solidity to it so that 's interesting . another science fact is that when earth was formed a day was only 5.5 hours long .   i did n't know that . i wonder why . there is a place on earth where there is less gravity than the rest of the planet . it is the hudson bay region of canada .   i wonder how much affect that has ? is it enough to change weights in any way ? i wonder . i do also know that we are running out of helium and will essentially be out of the gas by the end of the 21st century . 
did you see crazy rich asians ?   no i have n't . i heard it was good .   i have not yet either but i am aware of it 's cultural impact . it was made from a novel . apparently it is a very good romantic comedy .   my mother like it . i think it stars michelle yeoh , henry golding and constance wu , right ?   it does . apparently the basic premise is that a woman is engaged to a man and when she goes to meet his family discovers that he is insanely wealthy . his mother rejects her due to her less affluent background .   if i remember correctly , jon m chu is the director .   yes he is . it was also the first movie to feature an all - asian cast in hollywood in more than 20 years which is quite the accomplishment and i 'm glad that it did well . asians seem very underrepresented in film .   the movie is 121 minutes long , which is just right and is pg-13 .   that makes it accessible to a bigger audience which is good because then more asian - americans can see themselves represented on screen .   well , lets switch topics . are you a science person . , earth is the 3rd planet from the sun . it is also the only astronomical object known to harbor life .   i am a little . i enjoy learning about it . i was aware of those facts . i also know that if we viewed the entire earth 's history as a 24 hour period , humans would only represent 1 minute and 17 seconds of that day . that is a mind blowing stat .   this is mind blowing . thank god for jupiter . it saves earth from a lot of asteroids heading toward us .   that is really surprising since that planet is mostly compromised of gas . we do not even know if there is any solid land there . i wonder how it takes the impact first in this case ?   it 's very interesting . so is the fact that the sun is 4x less dense than earth .   i know it is much larger but i do n't think it has any solidity to it so that 's interesting . another science fact is that when earth was formed a day was only 5.5 hours long .   i did n't know that . i wonder why . there is a place on earth where there is less gravity than the rest of the planet . it is the hudson bay region of canada .   i wonder how much affect that has ? is it enough to change weights in any way ? i wonder . i do also know that we are running out of helium and will essentially be out of the gas by the end of the 21st century . 
did you see crazy rich asians ?   no i have n't . i heard it was good .   i have not yet either but i am aware of it 's cultural impact . it was made from a novel . apparently it is a very good romantic comedy .   my mother like it . i think it stars michelle yeoh , henry golding and constance wu , right ?   it does . apparently the basic premise is that a woman is engaged to a man and when she goes to meet his family discovers that he is insanely wealthy . his mother rejects her due to her less affluent background .   if i remember correctly , jon m chu is the director .   yes he is . it was also the first movie to feature an all - asian cast in hollywood in more than 20 years which is quite the accomplishment and i 'm glad that it did well . asians seem very underrepresented in film .   the movie is 121 minutes long , which is just right and is pg-13 .   that makes it accessible to a bigger audience which is good because then more asian - americans can see themselves represented on screen .   well , lets switch topics . are you a science person . , earth is the 3rd planet from the sun . it is also the only astronomical object known to harbor life .   i am a little . i enjoy learning about it . i was aware of those facts . i also know that if we viewed the entire earth 's history as a 24 hour period , humans would only represent 1 minute and 17 seconds of that day . that is a mind blowing stat .   this is mind blowing . thank god for jupiter . it saves earth from a lot of asteroids heading toward us .   that is really surprising since that planet is mostly compromised of gas . we do not even know if there is any solid land there . i wonder how it takes the impact first in this case ?   it 's very interesting . so is the fact that the sun is 4x less dense than earth .   i know it is much larger but i do n't think it has any solidity to it so that 's interesting . another science fact is that when earth was formed a day was only 5.5 hours long .   i did n't know that . i wonder why . there is a place on earth where there is less gravity than the rest of the planet . it is the hudson bay region of canada .   i wonder how much affect that has ? is it enough to change weights in any way ? i wonder . i do also know that we are running out of helium and will essentially be out of the gas by the end of the 21st century . 
did you see crazy rich asians ?   no i have n't . i heard it was good .   i have not yet either but i am aware of it 's cultural impact . it was made from a novel . apparently it is a very good romantic comedy .   my mother like it . i think it stars michelle yeoh , henry golding and constance wu , right ?   it does . apparently the basic premise is that a woman is engaged to a man and when she goes to meet his family discovers that he is insanely wealthy . his mother rejects her due to her less affluent background .   if i remember correctly , jon m chu is the director .   yes he is . it was also the first movie to feature an all - asian cast in hollywood in more than 20 years which is quite the accomplishment and i 'm glad that it did well . asians seem very underrepresented in film .   the movie is 121 minutes long , which is just right and is pg-13 .   that makes it accessible to a bigger audience which is good because then more asian - americans can see themselves represented on screen .   well , lets switch topics . are you a science person . , earth is the 3rd planet from the sun . it is also the only astronomical object known to harbor life .   i am a little . i enjoy learning about it . i was aware of those facts . i also know that if we viewed the entire earth 's history as a 24 hour period , humans would only represent 1 minute and 17 seconds of that day . that is a mind blowing stat .   this is mind blowing . thank god for jupiter . it saves earth from a lot of asteroids heading toward us .   that is really surprising since that planet is mostly compromised of gas . we do not even know if there is any solid land there . i wonder how it takes the impact first in this case ?   it 's very interesting . so is the fact that the sun is 4x less dense than earth .   i know it is much larger but i do n't think it has any solidity to it so that 's interesting . another science fact is that when earth was formed a day was only 5.5 hours long .   i did n't know that . i wonder why . there is a place on earth where there is less gravity than the rest of the planet . it is the hudson bay region of canada .   i wonder how much affect that has ? is it enough to change weights in any way ? i wonder . i do also know that we are running out of helium and will essentially be out of the gas by the end of the 21st century . 
d.c . area and all of its attractive locations , sure would be nice to visit it   i totally agree with you . i would love to go to the national museum of natural history .   i would love to go there too , i hear the building is just awesome   they say there are some great coffee shops in the area too . some politicians have been seen at them .   yeah around the capitol hill area there is a great coffee store called port city java   i bet there are some great restaurants too .   yeah there is this great thai place over on takoma park , really good ,   i imagine that one is great for if you want to eat healthy . they probably have lots of vegetables and tofu .   yeah i hear they have one of the best tofus in the country , so it would be nice to eat there specially if you have food allergies   do you know if the area has any great theaters for movies and plays ?   thare are , some of them are the kennedy center , imagination stage , adventure theater and ipic theatre , a lot of choices there   i bet the ipic theater would be great to see incredibles 2 on .   i bet it was , its a nice stage , did you watch that movie by the way ?   i have n't seen it yet . i have seen the original though . have you seen either or both of them ?   i have seen both and i must say i liked the first one better althought the cast of the 2nd part got an upgrade   i 'm not familiar with the cast of the second one . are they big name actors / actresses ?   yeah have you watched breaking bad ? well the actor that played saul is one of the new voices   oh okay ! say , i heard that the director did one of the voices too . i think he did edna mode .   yeah he did , its interesting how he picked the cast for the movie 
d.c . area and all of its attractive locations , sure would be nice to visit it   i totally agree with you . i would love to go to the national museum of natural history .   i would love to go there too , i hear the building is just awesome   they say there are some great coffee shops in the area too . some politicians have been seen at them .   yeah around the capitol hill area there is a great coffee store called port city java   i bet there are some great restaurants too .   yeah there is this great thai place over on takoma park , really good ,   i imagine that one is great for if you want to eat healthy . they probably have lots of vegetables and tofu .   yeah i hear they have one of the best tofus in the country , so it would be nice to eat there specially if you have food allergies   do you know if the area has any great theaters for movies and plays ?   thare are , some of them are the kennedy center , imagination stage , adventure theater and ipic theatre , a lot of choices there   i bet the ipic theater would be great to see incredibles 2 on .   i bet it was , its a nice stage , did you watch that movie by the way ?   i have n't seen it yet . i have seen the original though . have you seen either or both of them ?   i have seen both and i must say i liked the first one better althought the cast of the 2nd part got an upgrade   i 'm not familiar with the cast of the second one . are they big name actors / actresses ?   yeah have you watched breaking bad ? well the actor that played saul is one of the new voices   oh okay ! say , i heard that the director did one of the voices too . i think he did edna mode .   yeah he did , its interesting how he picked the cast for the movie 
d.c . area and all of its attractive locations , sure would be nice to visit it   i totally agree with you . i would love to go to the national museum of natural history .   i would love to go there too , i hear the building is just awesome   they say there are some great coffee shops in the area too . some politicians have been seen at them .   yeah around the capitol hill area there is a great coffee store called port city java   i bet there are some great restaurants too .   yeah there is this great thai place over on takoma park , really good ,   i imagine that one is great for if you want to eat healthy . they probably have lots of vegetables and tofu .   yeah i hear they have one of the best tofus in the country , so it would be nice to eat there specially if you have food allergies   do you know if the area has any great theaters for movies and plays ?   thare are , some of them are the kennedy center , imagination stage , adventure theater and ipic theatre , a lot of choices there   i bet the ipic theater would be great to see incredibles 2 on .   i bet it was , its a nice stage , did you watch that movie by the way ?   i have n't seen it yet . i have seen the original though . have you seen either or both of them ?   i have seen both and i must say i liked the first one better althought the cast of the 2nd part got an upgrade   i 'm not familiar with the cast of the second one . are they big name actors / actresses ?   yeah have you watched breaking bad ? well the actor that played saul is one of the new voices   oh okay ! say , i heard that the director did one of the voices too . i think he did edna mode .   yeah he did , its interesting how he picked the cast for the movie 
d.c . area and all of its attractive locations , sure would be nice to visit it   i totally agree with you . i would love to go to the national museum of natural history .   i would love to go there too , i hear the building is just awesome   they say there are some great coffee shops in the area too . some politicians have been seen at them .   yeah around the capitol hill area there is a great coffee store called port city java   i bet there are some great restaurants too .   yeah there is this great thai place over on takoma park , really good ,   i imagine that one is great for if you want to eat healthy . they probably have lots of vegetables and tofu .   yeah i hear they have one of the best tofus in the country , so it would be nice to eat there specially if you have food allergies   do you know if the area has any great theaters for movies and plays ?   thare are , some of them are the kennedy center , imagination stage , adventure theater and ipic theatre , a lot of choices there   i bet the ipic theater would be great to see incredibles 2 on .   i bet it was , its a nice stage , did you watch that movie by the way ?   i have n't seen it yet . i have seen the original though . have you seen either or both of them ?   i have seen both and i must say i liked the first one better althought the cast of the 2nd part got an upgrade   i 'm not familiar with the cast of the second one . are they big name actors / actresses ?   yeah have you watched breaking bad ? well the actor that played saul is one of the new voices   oh okay ! say , i heard that the director did one of the voices too . i think he did edna mode .   yeah he did , its interesting how he picked the cast for the movie 
d.c . area and all of its attractive locations , sure would be nice to visit it   i totally agree with you . i would love to go to the national museum of natural history .   i would love to go there too , i hear the building is just awesome   they say there are some great coffee shops in the area too . some politicians have been seen at them .   yeah around the capitol hill area there is a great coffee store called port city java   i bet there are some great restaurants too .   yeah there is this great thai place over on takoma park , really good ,   i imagine that one is great for if you want to eat healthy . they probably have lots of vegetables and tofu .   yeah i hear they have one of the best tofus in the country , so it would be nice to eat there specially if you have food allergies   do you know if the area has any great theaters for movies and plays ?   thare are , some of them are the kennedy center , imagination stage , adventure theater and ipic theatre , a lot of choices there   i bet the ipic theater would be great to see incredibles 2 on .   i bet it was , its a nice stage , did you watch that movie by the way ?   i have n't seen it yet . i have seen the original though . have you seen either or both of them ?   i have seen both and i must say i liked the first one better althought the cast of the 2nd part got an upgrade   i 'm not familiar with the cast of the second one . are they big name actors / actresses ?   yeah have you watched breaking bad ? well the actor that played saul is one of the new voices   oh okay ! say , i heard that the director did one of the voices too . i think he did edna mode .   yeah he did , its interesting how he picked the cast for the movie 
d.c . area and all of its attractive locations , sure would be nice to visit it   i totally agree with you . i would love to go to the national museum of natural history .   i would love to go there too , i hear the building is just awesome   they say there are some great coffee shops in the area too . some politicians have been seen at them .   yeah around the capitol hill area there is a great coffee store called port city java   i bet there are some great restaurants too .   yeah there is this great thai place over on takoma park , really good ,   i imagine that one is great for if you want to eat healthy . they probably have lots of vegetables and tofu .   yeah i hear they have one of the best tofus in the country , so it would be nice to eat there specially if you have food allergies   do you know if the area has any great theaters for movies and plays ?   thare are , some of them are the kennedy center , imagination stage , adventure theater and ipic theatre , a lot of choices there   i bet the ipic theater would be great to see incredibles 2 on .   i bet it was , its a nice stage , did you watch that movie by the way ?   i have n't seen it yet . i have seen the original though . have you seen either or both of them ?   i have seen both and i must say i liked the first one better althought the cast of the 2nd part got an upgrade   i 'm not familiar with the cast of the second one . are they big name actors / actresses ?   yeah have you watched breaking bad ? well the actor that played saul is one of the new voices   oh okay ! say , i heard that the director did one of the voices too . i think he did edna mode .   yeah he did , its interesting how he picked the cast for the movie 
hello , do you like swimming ?   hi there ! i do ! i love watching the olympic events . how about you ?   same here . i do not swim that much but i occasionally go to the pool every once and a while . i also enjoy watching swimming in the olympics ;   did you know cornell students are actually required to pass a basic swim test before they can graduate ?   i think that that is a good idea ! native americans also introduced the british to the front crawl . 
hello , do you like swimming ?   hi there ! i do ! i love watching the olympic events . how about you ?   same here . i do not swim that much but i occasionally go to the pool every once and a while . i also enjoy watching swimming in the olympics ;   did you know cornell students are actually required to pass a basic swim test before they can graduate ?   i think that that is a good idea ! native americans also introduced the british to the front crawl . 
hello , do you like swimming ?   hi there ! i do ! i love watching the olympic events . how about you ?   same here . i do not swim that much but i occasionally go to the pool every once and a while . i also enjoy watching swimming in the olympics ;   did you know cornell students are actually required to pass a basic swim test before they can graduate ?   i think that that is a good idea ! native americans also introduced the british to the front crawl . 
hello , do you like swimming ?   hi there ! i do ! i love watching the olympic events . how about you ?   same here . i do not swim that much but i occasionally go to the pool every once and a while . i also enjoy watching swimming in the olympics ;   did you know cornell students are actually required to pass a basic swim test before they can graduate ?   i think that that is a good idea ! native americans also introduced the british to the front crawl . 
hello , do you like swimming ?   hi there ! i do ! i love watching the olympic events . how about you ?   same here . i do not swim that much but i occasionally go to the pool every once and a while . i also enjoy watching swimming in the olympics ;   did you know cornell students are actually required to pass a basic swim test before they can graduate ?   i think that that is a good idea ! native americans also introduced the british to the front crawl . 
hello , do you like swimming ?   hi there ! i do ! i love watching the olympic events . how about you ?   same here . i do not swim that much but i occasionally go to the pool every once and a while . i also enjoy watching swimming in the olympics ;   did you know cornell students are actually required to pass a basic swim test before they can graduate ?   i think that that is a good idea ! native americans also introduced the british to the front crawl . 
every us president with a beard has been a republican , that 's odd .   that is odd . so what do you think of trump .   i like trump   me too . i think he needs to calm down a little bit sometimes but he is a smart dude .   yeah i never liked trump before he was president . i think he 's doing a great job with all that he 's been dealt . 
every us president with a beard has been a republican , that 's odd .   that is odd . so what do you think of trump .   i like trump   me too . i think he needs to calm down a little bit sometimes but he is a smart dude .   yeah i never liked trump before he was president . i think he 's doing a great job with all that he 's been dealt . 
every us president with a beard has been a republican , that 's odd .   that is odd . so what do you think of trump .   i like trump   me too . i think he needs to calm down a little bit sometimes but he is a smart dude .   yeah i never liked trump before he was president . i think he 's doing a great job with all that he 's been dealt . 
every us president with a beard has been a republican , that 's odd .   that is odd . so what do you think of trump .   i like trump   me too . i think he needs to calm down a little bit sometimes but he is a smart dude .   yeah i never liked trump before he was president . i think he 's doing a great job with all that he 's been dealt . 
every us president with a beard has been a republican , that 's odd .   that is odd . so what do you think of trump .   i like trump   me too . i think he needs to calm down a little bit sometimes but he is a smart dude .   yeah i never liked trump before he was president . i think he 's doing a great job with all that he 's been dealt . 
every us president with a beard has been a republican , that 's odd .   that is odd . so what do you think of trump .   i like trump   me too . i think he needs to calm down a little bit sometimes but he is a smart dude .   yeah i never liked trump before he was president . i think he 's doing a great job with all that he 's been dealt . 
hello , did you know that more than 80 % of the earths forests have been destroyed ?   that is sad . i hope we can reverse that statistic .   yeah that is really sad . i recently read that earth will be helium free by the end of the 21st century .   i also think it is interesting that when earth was formed , a day was only 5.5 hours long . i wonder why that changed ?   i do n't know , maybe it slowed its rotation eventually ? that 's pretty weird .   do you believe in aliens ? the un appointed ambassadors to extraterrestrials .   yes , definitely . that s cool lol at least they are prepared ! do you believe in aliens ?   i am not sure . i feel like there is more life out there . i wonder if they will make contact with earth ?   i m assuming so , otherwise what would the ambassador have to study ? lol how else can he be prepared if there s no evidence ?   i am not sure . do you have any pets ?   yup , i have a dog . how about you ?   i have a cat . did you know that there are cat cafes in japan and taiwan where people can pay hourly to play with cats and have drinks !   lol yeah , there s all sorts of cafes like that , i ve been to a meerkat cafe , a bird cafe and a raccoon cafe before .   that is really interesting . i would like that . i wish i slept as much as cats . when a cat reaches 15 years old it has usually spent 10 years of its life sleeping .   that s a lot of sleeping ! there s is a cat named stubbs in alaska that is a mayor lol 
hello , did you know that more than 80 % of the earths forests have been destroyed ?   that is sad . i hope we can reverse that statistic .   yeah that is really sad . i recently read that earth will be helium free by the end of the 21st century .   i also think it is interesting that when earth was formed , a day was only 5.5 hours long . i wonder why that changed ?   i do n't know , maybe it slowed its rotation eventually ? that 's pretty weird .   do you believe in aliens ? the un appointed ambassadors to extraterrestrials .   yes , definitely . that s cool lol at least they are prepared ! do you believe in aliens ?   i am not sure . i feel like there is more life out there . i wonder if they will make contact with earth ?   i m assuming so , otherwise what would the ambassador have to study ? lol how else can he be prepared if there s no evidence ?   i am not sure . do you have any pets ?   yup , i have a dog . how about you ?   i have a cat . did you know that there are cat cafes in japan and taiwan where people can pay hourly to play with cats and have drinks !   lol yeah , there s all sorts of cafes like that , i ve been to a meerkat cafe , a bird cafe and a raccoon cafe before .   that is really interesting . i would like that . i wish i slept as much as cats . when a cat reaches 15 years old it has usually spent 10 years of its life sleeping .   that s a lot of sleeping ! there s is a cat named stubbs in alaska that is a mayor lol 
hello , did you know that more than 80 % of the earths forests have been destroyed ?   that is sad . i hope we can reverse that statistic .   yeah that is really sad . i recently read that earth will be helium free by the end of the 21st century .   i also think it is interesting that when earth was formed , a day was only 5.5 hours long . i wonder why that changed ?   i do n't know , maybe it slowed its rotation eventually ? that 's pretty weird .   do you believe in aliens ? the un appointed ambassadors to extraterrestrials .   yes , definitely . that s cool lol at least they are prepared ! do you believe in aliens ?   i am not sure . i feel like there is more life out there . i wonder if they will make contact with earth ?   i m assuming so , otherwise what would the ambassador have to study ? lol how else can he be prepared if there s no evidence ?   i am not sure . do you have any pets ?   yup , i have a dog . how about you ?   i have a cat . did you know that there are cat cafes in japan and taiwan where people can pay hourly to play with cats and have drinks !   lol yeah , there s all sorts of cafes like that , i ve been to a meerkat cafe , a bird cafe and a raccoon cafe before .   that is really interesting . i would like that . i wish i slept as much as cats . when a cat reaches 15 years old it has usually spent 10 years of its life sleeping .   that s a lot of sleeping ! there s is a cat named stubbs in alaska that is a mayor lol 
hello , did you know that more than 80 % of the earths forests have been destroyed ?   that is sad . i hope we can reverse that statistic .   yeah that is really sad . i recently read that earth will be helium free by the end of the 21st century .   i also think it is interesting that when earth was formed , a day was only 5.5 hours long . i wonder why that changed ?   i do n't know , maybe it slowed its rotation eventually ? that 's pretty weird .   do you believe in aliens ? the un appointed ambassadors to extraterrestrials .   yes , definitely . that s cool lol at least they are prepared ! do you believe in aliens ?   i am not sure . i feel like there is more life out there . i wonder if they will make contact with earth ?   i m assuming so , otherwise what would the ambassador have to study ? lol how else can he be prepared if there s no evidence ?   i am not sure . do you have any pets ?   yup , i have a dog . how about you ?   i have a cat . did you know that there are cat cafes in japan and taiwan where people can pay hourly to play with cats and have drinks !   lol yeah , there s all sorts of cafes like that , i ve been to a meerkat cafe , a bird cafe and a raccoon cafe before .   that is really interesting . i would like that . i wish i slept as much as cats . when a cat reaches 15 years old it has usually spent 10 years of its life sleeping .   that s a lot of sleeping ! there s is a cat named stubbs in alaska that is a mayor lol 
hello , did you know that more than 80 % of the earths forests have been destroyed ?   that is sad . i hope we can reverse that statistic .   yeah that is really sad . i recently read that earth will be helium free by the end of the 21st century .   i also think it is interesting that when earth was formed , a day was only 5.5 hours long . i wonder why that changed ?   i do n't know , maybe it slowed its rotation eventually ? that 's pretty weird .   do you believe in aliens ? the un appointed ambassadors to extraterrestrials .   yes , definitely . that s cool lol at least they are prepared ! do you believe in aliens ?   i am not sure . i feel like there is more life out there . i wonder if they will make contact with earth ?   i m assuming so , otherwise what would the ambassador have to study ? lol how else can he be prepared if there s no evidence ?   i am not sure . do you have any pets ?   yup , i have a dog . how about you ?   i have a cat . did you know that there are cat cafes in japan and taiwan where people can pay hourly to play with cats and have drinks !   lol yeah , there s all sorts of cafes like that , i ve been to a meerkat cafe , a bird cafe and a raccoon cafe before .   that is really interesting . i would like that . i wish i slept as much as cats . when a cat reaches 15 years old it has usually spent 10 years of its life sleeping .   that s a lot of sleeping ! there s is a cat named stubbs in alaska that is a mayor lol 
hello , did you know that more than 80 % of the earths forests have been destroyed ?   that is sad . i hope we can reverse that statistic .   yeah that is really sad . i recently read that earth will be helium free by the end of the 21st century .   i also think it is interesting that when earth was formed , a day was only 5.5 hours long . i wonder why that changed ?   i do n't know , maybe it slowed its rotation eventually ? that 's pretty weird .   do you believe in aliens ? the un appointed ambassadors to extraterrestrials .   yes , definitely . that s cool lol at least they are prepared ! do you believe in aliens ?   i am not sure . i feel like there is more life out there . i wonder if they will make contact with earth ?   i m assuming so , otherwise what would the ambassador have to study ? lol how else can he be prepared if there s no evidence ?   i am not sure . do you have any pets ?   yup , i have a dog . how about you ?   i have a cat . did you know that there are cat cafes in japan and taiwan where people can pay hourly to play with cats and have drinks !   lol yeah , there s all sorts of cafes like that , i ve been to a meerkat cafe , a bird cafe and a raccoon cafe before .   that is really interesting . i would like that . i wish i slept as much as cats . when a cat reaches 15 years old it has usually spent 10 years of its life sleeping .   that s a lot of sleeping ! there s is a cat named stubbs in alaska that is a mayor lol 
hello how are you doing ? reggie miller , nba hall of famer , could n't escape his older sister cheryl 's shadow while in high school . on january 26 , 1982 , he scored a career high 40 points . he tried bragging about it on the car ride home , only to find out cheryl scored 105 points and broken 8 national records !   yes , and do you like basketball ?   i do nt keep track of all basketball but i do watch the warriors play . how about you ?   yes , me also . but it 's very interesting game in the world .   it is , did you know nba player allen iverson signed a lifetime endorsement contract with reebok in 2001 that would pay him $ 800,000 a year until he reaches age 55 to where he would then receive a final lump sum payment of $ 32,000,000 .   national basketball association ( nba ) , professional basketball league formed in the united states in 1949 by the merger of two rival organizations , the national basketball league ( founded 1937 ) and the basketball association of america ( founded 1946 ) .   oh i guess that s interesting .   by the early 1980s the nba was plagued by money - losing franchises , low attendance , declining television ratings , and limited national appeal . the league soon rebounded under the leadership of david stern , nba commissioner from 1984 , who helped transform it into an international entertainment company .   physicists proved that shooting " granny style " is the absolute best technique to consistently score points on the line , but nba players refuse to do it because it looks stupid . maybe they should start shooting granny style again ! lol   yes , that 's nice .   kareem abdul - jabbar 's dominant use of the dunk got the shot banned from college basketball for over a decade .   kareem abdul - jabbar is an american retired professional basketball player who played 20 seasons in the national basketball association for the milwaukee bucks and the los angeles lakers .   james naismith , the inventor of basketball , is the only losing coach in the university of kansas 's history   james naismith wrote and developed the game 's original thirteen rules and , through the ymca network , quickly spread the news throughout the country . 
hello how are you doing ? reggie miller , nba hall of famer , could n't escape his older sister cheryl 's shadow while in high school . on january 26 , 1982 , he scored a career high 40 points . he tried bragging about it on the car ride home , only to find out cheryl scored 105 points and broken 8 national records !   yes , and do you like basketball ?   i do nt keep track of all basketball but i do watch the warriors play . how about you ?   yes , me also . but it 's very interesting game in the world .   it is , did you know nba player allen iverson signed a lifetime endorsement contract with reebok in 2001 that would pay him $ 800,000 a year until he reaches age 55 to where he would then receive a final lump sum payment of $ 32,000,000 .   national basketball association ( nba ) , professional basketball league formed in the united states in 1949 by the merger of two rival organizations , the national basketball league ( founded 1937 ) and the basketball association of america ( founded 1946 ) .   oh i guess that s interesting .   by the early 1980s the nba was plagued by money - losing franchises , low attendance , declining television ratings , and limited national appeal . the league soon rebounded under the leadership of david stern , nba commissioner from 1984 , who helped transform it into an international entertainment company .   physicists proved that shooting " granny style " is the absolute best technique to consistently score points on the line , but nba players refuse to do it because it looks stupid . maybe they should start shooting granny style again ! lol   yes , that 's nice .   kareem abdul - jabbar 's dominant use of the dunk got the shot banned from college basketball for over a decade .   kareem abdul - jabbar is an american retired professional basketball player who played 20 seasons in the national basketball association for the milwaukee bucks and the los angeles lakers .   james naismith , the inventor of basketball , is the only losing coach in the university of kansas 's history   james naismith wrote and developed the game 's original thirteen rules and , through the ymca network , quickly spread the news throughout the country . 
hello how are you doing ? reggie miller , nba hall of famer , could n't escape his older sister cheryl 's shadow while in high school . on january 26 , 1982 , he scored a career high 40 points . he tried bragging about it on the car ride home , only to find out cheryl scored 105 points and broken 8 national records !   yes , and do you like basketball ?   i do nt keep track of all basketball but i do watch the warriors play . how about you ?   yes , me also . but it 's very interesting game in the world .   it is , did you know nba player allen iverson signed a lifetime endorsement contract with reebok in 2001 that would pay him $ 800,000 a year until he reaches age 55 to where he would then receive a final lump sum payment of $ 32,000,000 .   national basketball association ( nba ) , professional basketball league formed in the united states in 1949 by the merger of two rival organizations , the national basketball league ( founded 1937 ) and the basketball association of america ( founded 1946 ) .   oh i guess that s interesting .   by the early 1980s the nba was plagued by money - losing franchises , low attendance , declining television ratings , and limited national appeal . the league soon rebounded under the leadership of david stern , nba commissioner from 1984 , who helped transform it into an international entertainment company .   physicists proved that shooting " granny style " is the absolute best technique to consistently score points on the line , but nba players refuse to do it because it looks stupid . maybe they should start shooting granny style again ! lol   yes , that 's nice .   kareem abdul - jabbar 's dominant use of the dunk got the shot banned from college basketball for over a decade .   kareem abdul - jabbar is an american retired professional basketball player who played 20 seasons in the national basketball association for the milwaukee bucks and the los angeles lakers .   james naismith , the inventor of basketball , is the only losing coach in the university of kansas 's history   james naismith wrote and developed the game 's original thirteen rules and , through the ymca network , quickly spread the news throughout the country . 
hello how are you doing ? reggie miller , nba hall of famer , could n't escape his older sister cheryl 's shadow while in high school . on january 26 , 1982 , he scored a career high 40 points . he tried bragging about it on the car ride home , only to find out cheryl scored 105 points and broken 8 national records !   yes , and do you like basketball ?   i do nt keep track of all basketball but i do watch the warriors play . how about you ?   yes , me also . but it 's very interesting game in the world .   it is , did you know nba player allen iverson signed a lifetime endorsement contract with reebok in 2001 that would pay him $ 800,000 a year until he reaches age 55 to where he would then receive a final lump sum payment of $ 32,000,000 .   national basketball association ( nba ) , professional basketball league formed in the united states in 1949 by the merger of two rival organizations , the national basketball league ( founded 1937 ) and the basketball association of america ( founded 1946 ) .   oh i guess that s interesting .   by the early 1980s the nba was plagued by money - losing franchises , low attendance , declining television ratings , and limited national appeal . the league soon rebounded under the leadership of david stern , nba commissioner from 1984 , who helped transform it into an international entertainment company .   physicists proved that shooting " granny style " is the absolute best technique to consistently score points on the line , but nba players refuse to do it because it looks stupid . maybe they should start shooting granny style again ! lol   yes , that 's nice .   kareem abdul - jabbar 's dominant use of the dunk got the shot banned from college basketball for over a decade .   kareem abdul - jabbar is an american retired professional basketball player who played 20 seasons in the national basketball association for the milwaukee bucks and the los angeles lakers .   james naismith , the inventor of basketball , is the only losing coach in the university of kansas 's history   james naismith wrote and developed the game 's original thirteen rules and , through the ymca network , quickly spread the news throughout the country . 
hello how are you doing ? reggie miller , nba hall of famer , could n't escape his older sister cheryl 's shadow while in high school . on january 26 , 1982 , he scored a career high 40 points . he tried bragging about it on the car ride home , only to find out cheryl scored 105 points and broken 8 national records !   yes , and do you like basketball ?   i do nt keep track of all basketball but i do watch the warriors play . how about you ?   yes , me also . but it 's very interesting game in the world .   it is , did you know nba player allen iverson signed a lifetime endorsement contract with reebok in 2001 that would pay him $ 800,000 a year until he reaches age 55 to where he would then receive a final lump sum payment of $ 32,000,000 .   national basketball association ( nba ) , professional basketball league formed in the united states in 1949 by the merger of two rival organizations , the national basketball league ( founded 1937 ) and the basketball association of america ( founded 1946 ) .   oh i guess that s interesting .   by the early 1980s the nba was plagued by money - losing franchises , low attendance , declining television ratings , and limited national appeal . the league soon rebounded under the leadership of david stern , nba commissioner from 1984 , who helped transform it into an international entertainment company .   physicists proved that shooting " granny style " is the absolute best technique to consistently score points on the line , but nba players refuse to do it because it looks stupid . maybe they should start shooting granny style again ! lol   yes , that 's nice .   kareem abdul - jabbar 's dominant use of the dunk got the shot banned from college basketball for over a decade .   kareem abdul - jabbar is an american retired professional basketball player who played 20 seasons in the national basketball association for the milwaukee bucks and the los angeles lakers .   james naismith , the inventor of basketball , is the only losing coach in the university of kansas 's history   james naismith wrote and developed the game 's original thirteen rules and , through the ymca network , quickly spread the news throughout the country . 
hello how are you doing ? reggie miller , nba hall of famer , could n't escape his older sister cheryl 's shadow while in high school . on january 26 , 1982 , he scored a career high 40 points . he tried bragging about it on the car ride home , only to find out cheryl scored 105 points and broken 8 national records !   yes , and do you like basketball ?   i do nt keep track of all basketball but i do watch the warriors play . how about you ?   yes , me also . but it 's very interesting game in the world .   it is , did you know nba player allen iverson signed a lifetime endorsement contract with reebok in 2001 that would pay him $ 800,000 a year until he reaches age 55 to where he would then receive a final lump sum payment of $ 32,000,000 .   national basketball association ( nba ) , professional basketball league formed in the united states in 1949 by the merger of two rival organizations , the national basketball league ( founded 1937 ) and the basketball association of america ( founded 1946 ) .   oh i guess that s interesting .   by the early 1980s the nba was plagued by money - losing franchises , low attendance , declining television ratings , and limited national appeal . the league soon rebounded under the leadership of david stern , nba commissioner from 1984 , who helped transform it into an international entertainment company .   physicists proved that shooting " granny style " is the absolute best technique to consistently score points on the line , but nba players refuse to do it because it looks stupid . maybe they should start shooting granny style again ! lol   yes , that 's nice .   kareem abdul - jabbar 's dominant use of the dunk got the shot banned from college basketball for over a decade .   kareem abdul - jabbar is an american retired professional basketball player who played 20 seasons in the national basketball association for the milwaukee bucks and the los angeles lakers .   james naismith , the inventor of basketball , is the only losing coach in the university of kansas 's history   james naismith wrote and developed the game 's original thirteen rules and , through the ymca network , quickly spread the news throughout the country . 
are you interested in government related policy   i ca n't believe how much of a disaster the festival was .   yeah , i can not believe it either   i think for the level of this fraud they should have levied the maximum sentence requested .   i concur . these are not the best people .   i love that the judge told him that bipolar does not excuse his behavior .   his excuse was such a joke . no one will believe that for sure   even his prepared statements sound so hollow . it is like a regurgitation of ever statement where people have got caught doing something wrong and want to manipulate their way out of punishment .   even with the best lawyer , he will never and ever get away such hideous crime   i wonder why as a co founder ja rule was not charged .   i have no idea , i think ja rule probably did not know the information beforehand .   it would have been nice if they had named the people who were scammed out of 1.2 million to give us an insight to how deep this attempt to defraud went .   i think because of privacy or personal issues that they do not want to release such information . do you keep track of celebrity news by any chance   no i do n't tend to read much about it unless it is front of me like this article .   okay . do you believe what is the max sentence and fine should this guy get ?   i think he should have gotten 20 years and be forced to return every cent he collected . what do you think ?   completely with you on this . to warn others from carrying out such act .   yes that would be a deterrent . punishments should be harsher to show the judicial system is serious . 
are you interested in government related policy   i ca n't believe how much of a disaster the festival was .   yeah , i can not believe it either   i think for the level of this fraud they should have levied the maximum sentence requested .   i concur . these are not the best people .   i love that the judge told him that bipolar does not excuse his behavior .   his excuse was such a joke . no one will believe that for sure   even his prepared statements sound so hollow . it is like a regurgitation of ever statement where people have got caught doing something wrong and want to manipulate their way out of punishment .   even with the best lawyer , he will never and ever get away such hideous crime   i wonder why as a co founder ja rule was not charged .   i have no idea , i think ja rule probably did not know the information beforehand .   it would have been nice if they had named the people who were scammed out of 1.2 million to give us an insight to how deep this attempt to defraud went .   i think because of privacy or personal issues that they do not want to release such information . do you keep track of celebrity news by any chance   no i do n't tend to read much about it unless it is front of me like this article .   okay . do you believe what is the max sentence and fine should this guy get ?   i think he should have gotten 20 years and be forced to return every cent he collected . what do you think ?   completely with you on this . to warn others from carrying out such act .   yes that would be a deterrent . punishments should be harsher to show the judicial system is serious . 
are you interested in government related policy   i ca n't believe how much of a disaster the festival was .   yeah , i can not believe it either   i think for the level of this fraud they should have levied the maximum sentence requested .   i concur . these are not the best people .   i love that the judge told him that bipolar does not excuse his behavior .   his excuse was such a joke . no one will believe that for sure   even his prepared statements sound so hollow . it is like a regurgitation of ever statement where people have got caught doing something wrong and want to manipulate their way out of punishment .   even with the best lawyer , he will never and ever get away such hideous crime   i wonder why as a co founder ja rule was not charged .   i have no idea , i think ja rule probably did not know the information beforehand .   it would have been nice if they had named the people who were scammed out of 1.2 million to give us an insight to how deep this attempt to defraud went .   i think because of privacy or personal issues that they do not want to release such information . do you keep track of celebrity news by any chance   no i do n't tend to read much about it unless it is front of me like this article .   okay . do you believe what is the max sentence and fine should this guy get ?   i think he should have gotten 20 years and be forced to return every cent he collected . what do you think ?   completely with you on this . to warn others from carrying out such act .   yes that would be a deterrent . punishments should be harsher to show the judicial system is serious . 
are you interested in government related policy   i ca n't believe how much of a disaster the festival was .   yeah , i can not believe it either   i think for the level of this fraud they should have levied the maximum sentence requested .   i concur . these are not the best people .   i love that the judge told him that bipolar does not excuse his behavior .   his excuse was such a joke . no one will believe that for sure   even his prepared statements sound so hollow . it is like a regurgitation of ever statement where people have got caught doing something wrong and want to manipulate their way out of punishment .   even with the best lawyer , he will never and ever get away such hideous crime   i wonder why as a co founder ja rule was not charged .   i have no idea , i think ja rule probably did not know the information beforehand .   it would have been nice if they had named the people who were scammed out of 1.2 million to give us an insight to how deep this attempt to defraud went .   i think because of privacy or personal issues that they do not want to release such information . do you keep track of celebrity news by any chance   no i do n't tend to read much about it unless it is front of me like this article .   okay . do you believe what is the max sentence and fine should this guy get ?   i think he should have gotten 20 years and be forced to return every cent he collected . what do you think ?   completely with you on this . to warn others from carrying out such act .   yes that would be a deterrent . punishments should be harsher to show the judicial system is serious . 
are you interested in government related policy   i ca n't believe how much of a disaster the festival was .   yeah , i can not believe it either   i think for the level of this fraud they should have levied the maximum sentence requested .   i concur . these are not the best people .   i love that the judge told him that bipolar does not excuse his behavior .   his excuse was such a joke . no one will believe that for sure   even his prepared statements sound so hollow . it is like a regurgitation of ever statement where people have got caught doing something wrong and want to manipulate their way out of punishment .   even with the best lawyer , he will never and ever get away such hideous crime   i wonder why as a co founder ja rule was not charged .   i have no idea , i think ja rule probably did not know the information beforehand .   it would have been nice if they had named the people who were scammed out of 1.2 million to give us an insight to how deep this attempt to defraud went .   i think because of privacy or personal issues that they do not want to release such information . do you keep track of celebrity news by any chance   no i do n't tend to read much about it unless it is front of me like this article .   okay . do you believe what is the max sentence and fine should this guy get ?   i think he should have gotten 20 years and be forced to return every cent he collected . what do you think ?   completely with you on this . to warn others from carrying out such act .   yes that would be a deterrent . punishments should be harsher to show the judicial system is serious . 
are you interested in government related policy   i ca n't believe how much of a disaster the festival was .   yeah , i can not believe it either   i think for the level of this fraud they should have levied the maximum sentence requested .   i concur . these are not the best people .   i love that the judge told him that bipolar does not excuse his behavior .   his excuse was such a joke . no one will believe that for sure   even his prepared statements sound so hollow . it is like a regurgitation of ever statement where people have got caught doing something wrong and want to manipulate their way out of punishment .   even with the best lawyer , he will never and ever get away such hideous crime   i wonder why as a co founder ja rule was not charged .   i have no idea , i think ja rule probably did not know the information beforehand .   it would have been nice if they had named the people who were scammed out of 1.2 million to give us an insight to how deep this attempt to defraud went .   i think because of privacy or personal issues that they do not want to release such information . do you keep track of celebrity news by any chance   no i do n't tend to read much about it unless it is front of me like this article .   okay . do you believe what is the max sentence and fine should this guy get ?   i think he should have gotten 20 years and be forced to return every cent he collected . what do you think ?   completely with you on this . to warn others from carrying out such act .   yes that would be a deterrent . punishments should be harsher to show the judicial system is serious . 
do you like football ?   i love it . do you know what color is the u of iowa visitor locker room ?   yes it is pink but i a not sure why they chose that color   i wonder if it is supposed to have some effect on them   i wonder too . bowling was more popular than football in the 60s 
do you like football ?   i love it . do you know what color is the u of iowa visitor locker room ?   yes it is pink but i a not sure why they chose that color   i wonder if it is supposed to have some effect on them   i wonder too . bowling was more popular than football in the 60s 
do you like football ?   i love it . do you know what color is the u of iowa visitor locker room ?   yes it is pink but i a not sure why they chose that color   i wonder if it is supposed to have some effect on them   i wonder too . bowling was more popular than football in the 60s 
do you like football ?   i love it . do you know what color is the u of iowa visitor locker room ?   yes it is pink but i a not sure why they chose that color   i wonder if it is supposed to have some effect on them   i wonder too . bowling was more popular than football in the 60s 
do you like football ?   i love it . do you know what color is the u of iowa visitor locker room ?   yes it is pink but i a not sure why they chose that color   i wonder if it is supposed to have some effect on them   i wonder too . bowling was more popular than football in the 60s 
do you like football ?   i love it . do you know what color is the u of iowa visitor locker room ?   yes it is pink but i a not sure why they chose that color   i wonder if it is supposed to have some effect on them   i wonder too . bowling was more popular than football in the 60s 
hi there , do you watch the nfl ?   i sure do . do you have a favorite team or player ?   i sure do . i love the patriot and tom is amazing . do you have one ?   the guys is awesome and now also a book author . did you hear about that ?   oh yeah i heard he wrote that book the tb12 method , the athelete 's bible but have not read it yet   he is everywhere . i want to read that book but i also want to watch the documentary too   same here . do you know he has a favorite ice cream flavor ?   oh sure it is avocado and i am not surprised he eats very healthy all the time   yup pretty much . did you know women are allowed to play in the nfl ?   that is pretty cool that there is no written rule against them and hope to see them in the field soon   yeah i hope so too . did you know engineers make more int heir lifetime ?   yeah and i wonder if that fact that they have longer careers has anything to do with that   that makes sense . the nfl is using tracking chips on the players now .   yes they are and they are collecting many stats such as velocity and rotation and others 
hi there , do you watch the nfl ?   i sure do . do you have a favorite team or player ?   i sure do . i love the patriot and tom is amazing . do you have one ?   the guys is awesome and now also a book author . did you hear about that ?   oh yeah i heard he wrote that book the tb12 method , the athelete 's bible but have not read it yet   he is everywhere . i want to read that book but i also want to watch the documentary too   same here . do you know he has a favorite ice cream flavor ?   oh sure it is avocado and i am not surprised he eats very healthy all the time   yup pretty much . did you know women are allowed to play in the nfl ?   that is pretty cool that there is no written rule against them and hope to see them in the field soon   yeah i hope so too . did you know engineers make more int heir lifetime ?   yeah and i wonder if that fact that they have longer careers has anything to do with that   that makes sense . the nfl is using tracking chips on the players now .   yes they are and they are collecting many stats such as velocity and rotation and others 
hi there , do you watch the nfl ?   i sure do . do you have a favorite team or player ?   i sure do . i love the patriot and tom is amazing . do you have one ?   the guys is awesome and now also a book author . did you hear about that ?   oh yeah i heard he wrote that book the tb12 method , the athelete 's bible but have not read it yet   he is everywhere . i want to read that book but i also want to watch the documentary too   same here . do you know he has a favorite ice cream flavor ?   oh sure it is avocado and i am not surprised he eats very healthy all the time   yup pretty much . did you know women are allowed to play in the nfl ?   that is pretty cool that there is no written rule against them and hope to see them in the field soon   yeah i hope so too . did you know engineers make more int heir lifetime ?   yeah and i wonder if that fact that they have longer careers has anything to do with that   that makes sense . the nfl is using tracking chips on the players now .   yes they are and they are collecting many stats such as velocity and rotation and others 
hi there , do you watch the nfl ?   i sure do . do you have a favorite team or player ?   i sure do . i love the patriot and tom is amazing . do you have one ?   the guys is awesome and now also a book author . did you hear about that ?   oh yeah i heard he wrote that book the tb12 method , the athelete 's bible but have not read it yet   he is everywhere . i want to read that book but i also want to watch the documentary too   same here . do you know he has a favorite ice cream flavor ?   oh sure it is avocado and i am not surprised he eats very healthy all the time   yup pretty much . did you know women are allowed to play in the nfl ?   that is pretty cool that there is no written rule against them and hope to see them in the field soon   yeah i hope so too . did you know engineers make more int heir lifetime ?   yeah and i wonder if that fact that they have longer careers has anything to do with that   that makes sense . the nfl is using tracking chips on the players now .   yes they are and they are collecting many stats such as velocity and rotation and others 
hi there , do you watch the nfl ?   i sure do . do you have a favorite team or player ?   i sure do . i love the patriot and tom is amazing . do you have one ?   the guys is awesome and now also a book author . did you hear about that ?   oh yeah i heard he wrote that book the tb12 method , the athelete 's bible but have not read it yet   he is everywhere . i want to read that book but i also want to watch the documentary too   same here . do you know he has a favorite ice cream flavor ?   oh sure it is avocado and i am not surprised he eats very healthy all the time   yup pretty much . did you know women are allowed to play in the nfl ?   that is pretty cool that there is no written rule against them and hope to see them in the field soon   yeah i hope so too . did you know engineers make more int heir lifetime ?   yeah and i wonder if that fact that they have longer careers has anything to do with that   that makes sense . the nfl is using tracking chips on the players now .   yes they are and they are collecting many stats such as velocity and rotation and others 
hi there , do you watch the nfl ?   i sure do . do you have a favorite team or player ?   i sure do . i love the patriot and tom is amazing . do you have one ?   the guys is awesome and now also a book author . did you hear about that ?   oh yeah i heard he wrote that book the tb12 method , the athelete 's bible but have not read it yet   he is everywhere . i want to read that book but i also want to watch the documentary too   same here . do you know he has a favorite ice cream flavor ?   oh sure it is avocado and i am not surprised he eats very healthy all the time   yup pretty much . did you know women are allowed to play in the nfl ?   that is pretty cool that there is no written rule against them and hope to see them in the field soon   yeah i hope so too . did you know engineers make more int heir lifetime ?   yeah and i wonder if that fact that they have longer careers has anything to do with that   that makes sense . the nfl is using tracking chips on the players now .   yes they are and they are collecting many stats such as velocity and rotation and others 
have you ever watched house ?   i have its actually one of my favorite shows , why do you ask ?   because he was once the highest paid actor on tv for a drama , $ 700,000 per episode .   wow , that seems like a lot of money , i liked the show and all but $ 700000 per episode seems like an excesive salary   i agree . apparently jim carry does n't make drama anymore .   why does nt he ? he is a great actor , although i see him more as a comedy actor   yeah it did n't make much since to me either . but he says it goes against his belief system .   i guess i can respect that , drama can really change your state of mind , i like comedy better , do you follow shakespeare ?   not since high school , lol . i hear he coined a bunch of phrases that we use today though .   yeah he has had a lot of influence in our culture , there are 33 shakepeare gardens around the world , just imagine that much influence   yeah i think one of the phrases he coined was brave new world , so that fits , lol !   it does fit lol , its been a long time since he was alive he was born in the year 1564 and there s a lot we do nt know about him   yeah apparently him and pocahontas were a live at the same time .   pocahontas was a real person ? i though she was a character in a movie , turns out its based on a true story ,   yeah i know , right . well another one of his words is laughing stock , haha .   yeah so do you like to dance ? 
have you ever watched house ?   i have its actually one of my favorite shows , why do you ask ?   because he was once the highest paid actor on tv for a drama , $ 700,000 per episode .   wow , that seems like a lot of money , i liked the show and all but $ 700000 per episode seems like an excesive salary   i agree . apparently jim carry does n't make drama anymore .   why does nt he ? he is a great actor , although i see him more as a comedy actor   yeah it did n't make much since to me either . but he says it goes against his belief system .   i guess i can respect that , drama can really change your state of mind , i like comedy better , do you follow shakespeare ?   not since high school , lol . i hear he coined a bunch of phrases that we use today though .   yeah he has had a lot of influence in our culture , there are 33 shakepeare gardens around the world , just imagine that much influence   yeah i think one of the phrases he coined was brave new world , so that fits , lol !   it does fit lol , its been a long time since he was alive he was born in the year 1564 and there s a lot we do nt know about him   yeah apparently him and pocahontas were a live at the same time .   pocahontas was a real person ? i though she was a character in a movie , turns out its based on a true story ,   yeah i know , right . well another one of his words is laughing stock , haha .   yeah so do you like to dance ? 
have you ever watched house ?   i have its actually one of my favorite shows , why do you ask ?   because he was once the highest paid actor on tv for a drama , $ 700,000 per episode .   wow , that seems like a lot of money , i liked the show and all but $ 700000 per episode seems like an excesive salary   i agree . apparently jim carry does n't make drama anymore .   why does nt he ? he is a great actor , although i see him more as a comedy actor   yeah it did n't make much since to me either . but he says it goes against his belief system .   i guess i can respect that , drama can really change your state of mind , i like comedy better , do you follow shakespeare ?   not since high school , lol . i hear he coined a bunch of phrases that we use today though .   yeah he has had a lot of influence in our culture , there are 33 shakepeare gardens around the world , just imagine that much influence   yeah i think one of the phrases he coined was brave new world , so that fits , lol !   it does fit lol , its been a long time since he was alive he was born in the year 1564 and there s a lot we do nt know about him   yeah apparently him and pocahontas were a live at the same time .   pocahontas was a real person ? i though she was a character in a movie , turns out its based on a true story ,   yeah i know , right . well another one of his words is laughing stock , haha .   yeah so do you like to dance ? 
have you ever watched house ?   i have its actually one of my favorite shows , why do you ask ?   because he was once the highest paid actor on tv for a drama , $ 700,000 per episode .   wow , that seems like a lot of money , i liked the show and all but $ 700000 per episode seems like an excesive salary   i agree . apparently jim carry does n't make drama anymore .   why does nt he ? he is a great actor , although i see him more as a comedy actor   yeah it did n't make much since to me either . but he says it goes against his belief system .   i guess i can respect that , drama can really change your state of mind , i like comedy better , do you follow shakespeare ?   not since high school , lol . i hear he coined a bunch of phrases that we use today though .   yeah he has had a lot of influence in our culture , there are 33 shakepeare gardens around the world , just imagine that much influence   yeah i think one of the phrases he coined was brave new world , so that fits , lol !   it does fit lol , its been a long time since he was alive he was born in the year 1564 and there s a lot we do nt know about him   yeah apparently him and pocahontas were a live at the same time .   pocahontas was a real person ? i though she was a character in a movie , turns out its based on a true story ,   yeah i know , right . well another one of his words is laughing stock , haha .   yeah so do you like to dance ? 
have you ever watched house ?   i have its actually one of my favorite shows , why do you ask ?   because he was once the highest paid actor on tv for a drama , $ 700,000 per episode .   wow , that seems like a lot of money , i liked the show and all but $ 700000 per episode seems like an excesive salary   i agree . apparently jim carry does n't make drama anymore .   why does nt he ? he is a great actor , although i see him more as a comedy actor   yeah it did n't make much since to me either . but he says it goes against his belief system .   i guess i can respect that , drama can really change your state of mind , i like comedy better , do you follow shakespeare ?   not since high school , lol . i hear he coined a bunch of phrases that we use today though .   yeah he has had a lot of influence in our culture , there are 33 shakepeare gardens around the world , just imagine that much influence   yeah i think one of the phrases he coined was brave new world , so that fits , lol !   it does fit lol , its been a long time since he was alive he was born in the year 1564 and there s a lot we do nt know about him   yeah apparently him and pocahontas were a live at the same time .   pocahontas was a real person ? i though she was a character in a movie , turns out its based on a true story ,   yeah i know , right . well another one of his words is laughing stock , haha .   yeah so do you like to dance ? 
have you ever watched house ?   i have its actually one of my favorite shows , why do you ask ?   because he was once the highest paid actor on tv for a drama , $ 700,000 per episode .   wow , that seems like a lot of money , i liked the show and all but $ 700000 per episode seems like an excesive salary   i agree . apparently jim carry does n't make drama anymore .   why does nt he ? he is a great actor , although i see him more as a comedy actor   yeah it did n't make much since to me either . but he says it goes against his belief system .   i guess i can respect that , drama can really change your state of mind , i like comedy better , do you follow shakespeare ?   not since high school , lol . i hear he coined a bunch of phrases that we use today though .   yeah he has had a lot of influence in our culture , there are 33 shakepeare gardens around the world , just imagine that much influence   yeah i think one of the phrases he coined was brave new world , so that fits , lol !   it does fit lol , its been a long time since he was alive he was born in the year 1564 and there s a lot we do nt know about him   yeah apparently him and pocahontas were a live at the same time .   pocahontas was a real person ? i though she was a character in a movie , turns out its based on a true story ,   yeah i know , right . well another one of his words is laughing stock , haha .   yeah so do you like to dance ? 
hey are you aware of banned books week ?   i did n't know it was a thing because i did n't realize that there are any books that are banned . what do you know about it ?   i think that it is a reminder of books that have been banned in the past for their controversial content , i remember it during my childhood   are n't most of those books now bestsellers ? i see the point of the event , but maybe it should be renamed to better reflect their current status   yes i think you 're right , how often do you go to the library btw ?   not very often since most of what i borrow through my library are ebooks and audiobooks . i love that i can access things right on my phone , though i do miss the feel of paper books 
hey are you aware of banned books week ?   i did n't know it was a thing because i did n't realize that there are any books that are banned . what do you know about it ?   i think that it is a reminder of books that have been banned in the past for their controversial content , i remember it during my childhood   are n't most of those books now bestsellers ? i see the point of the event , but maybe it should be renamed to better reflect their current status   yes i think you 're right , how often do you go to the library btw ?   not very often since most of what i borrow through my library are ebooks and audiobooks . i love that i can access things right on my phone , though i do miss the feel of paper books 
hey are you aware of banned books week ?   i did n't know it was a thing because i did n't realize that there are any books that are banned . what do you know about it ?   i think that it is a reminder of books that have been banned in the past for their controversial content , i remember it during my childhood   are n't most of those books now bestsellers ? i see the point of the event , but maybe it should be renamed to better reflect their current status   yes i think you 're right , how often do you go to the library btw ?   not very often since most of what i borrow through my library are ebooks and audiobooks . i love that i can access things right on my phone , though i do miss the feel of paper books 
hey are you aware of banned books week ?   i did n't know it was a thing because i did n't realize that there are any books that are banned . what do you know about it ?   i think that it is a reminder of books that have been banned in the past for their controversial content , i remember it during my childhood   are n't most of those books now bestsellers ? i see the point of the event , but maybe it should be renamed to better reflect their current status   yes i think you 're right , how often do you go to the library btw ?   not very often since most of what i borrow through my library are ebooks and audiobooks . i love that i can access things right on my phone , though i do miss the feel of paper books 
hey are you aware of banned books week ?   i did n't know it was a thing because i did n't realize that there are any books that are banned . what do you know about it ?   i think that it is a reminder of books that have been banned in the past for their controversial content , i remember it during my childhood   are n't most of those books now bestsellers ? i see the point of the event , but maybe it should be renamed to better reflect their current status   yes i think you 're right , how often do you go to the library btw ?   not very often since most of what i borrow through my library are ebooks and audiobooks . i love that i can access things right on my phone , though i do miss the feel of paper books 
hey are you aware of banned books week ?   i did n't know it was a thing because i did n't realize that there are any books that are banned . what do you know about it ?   i think that it is a reminder of books that have been banned in the past for their controversial content , i remember it during my childhood   are n't most of those books now bestsellers ? i see the point of the event , but maybe it should be renamed to better reflect their current status   yes i think you 're right , how often do you go to the library btw ?   not very often since most of what i borrow through my library are ebooks and audiobooks . i love that i can access things right on my phone , though i do miss the feel of paper books 
school shootings are so upsetting .   it is an unspeakable act   when kids have to question the president about why was a killer able to terrorize their school   it would be a challenge to answer . did you know that the only us president with a phd degree was woodrow wilson   i did nt know that . the u.s president 's guest house is larger than the white house   that is a very surprising fact . also , the last president to speak a foreign language fluently was fdr   the wealthiest presidents are jfk , washington , jefferson . i thought trump would be lol   that surprised me too . where did they get their money from   inheritance probably . at least their name is not banana like the first president of zimbabwe   1   yah and the president of indonesia has released 3 pop albums while in office   is it real ? by the way , are you a fan of taylor swift   i was until i knew she removed her music from spotify because " music should not be free " 
school shootings are so upsetting .   it is an unspeakable act   when kids have to question the president about why was a killer able to terrorize their school   it would be a challenge to answer . did you know that the only us president with a phd degree was woodrow wilson   i did nt know that . the u.s president 's guest house is larger than the white house   that is a very surprising fact . also , the last president to speak a foreign language fluently was fdr   the wealthiest presidents are jfk , washington , jefferson . i thought trump would be lol   that surprised me too . where did they get their money from   inheritance probably . at least their name is not banana like the first president of zimbabwe   1   yah and the president of indonesia has released 3 pop albums while in office   is it real ? by the way , are you a fan of taylor swift   i was until i knew she removed her music from spotify because " music should not be free " 
school shootings are so upsetting .   it is an unspeakable act   when kids have to question the president about why was a killer able to terrorize their school   it would be a challenge to answer . did you know that the only us president with a phd degree was woodrow wilson   i did nt know that . the u.s president 's guest house is larger than the white house   that is a very surprising fact . also , the last president to speak a foreign language fluently was fdr   the wealthiest presidents are jfk , washington , jefferson . i thought trump would be lol   that surprised me too . where did they get their money from   inheritance probably . at least their name is not banana like the first president of zimbabwe   1   yah and the president of indonesia has released 3 pop albums while in office   is it real ? by the way , are you a fan of taylor swift   i was until i knew she removed her music from spotify because " music should not be free " 
school shootings are so upsetting .   it is an unspeakable act   when kids have to question the president about why was a killer able to terrorize their school   it would be a challenge to answer . did you know that the only us president with a phd degree was woodrow wilson   i did nt know that . the u.s president 's guest house is larger than the white house   that is a very surprising fact . also , the last president to speak a foreign language fluently was fdr   the wealthiest presidents are jfk , washington , jefferson . i thought trump would be lol   that surprised me too . where did they get their money from   inheritance probably . at least their name is not banana like the first president of zimbabwe   1   yah and the president of indonesia has released 3 pop albums while in office   is it real ? by the way , are you a fan of taylor swift   i was until i knew she removed her music from spotify because " music should not be free " 
school shootings are so upsetting .   it is an unspeakable act   when kids have to question the president about why was a killer able to terrorize their school   it would be a challenge to answer . did you know that the only us president with a phd degree was woodrow wilson   i did nt know that . the u.s president 's guest house is larger than the white house   that is a very surprising fact . also , the last president to speak a foreign language fluently was fdr   the wealthiest presidents are jfk , washington , jefferson . i thought trump would be lol   that surprised me too . where did they get their money from   inheritance probably . at least their name is not banana like the first president of zimbabwe   1   yah and the president of indonesia has released 3 pop albums while in office   is it real ? by the way , are you a fan of taylor swift   i was until i knew she removed her music from spotify because " music should not be free " 
school shootings are so upsetting .   it is an unspeakable act   when kids have to question the president about why was a killer able to terrorize their school   it would be a challenge to answer . did you know that the only us president with a phd degree was woodrow wilson   i did nt know that . the u.s president 's guest house is larger than the white house   that is a very surprising fact . also , the last president to speak a foreign language fluently was fdr   the wealthiest presidents are jfk , washington , jefferson . i thought trump would be lol   that surprised me too . where did they get their money from   inheritance probably . at least their name is not banana like the first president of zimbabwe   1   yah and the president of indonesia has released 3 pop albums while in office   is it real ? by the way , are you a fan of taylor swift   i was until i knew she removed her music from spotify because " music should not be free " 
are you a game of thrones fan ?   no not really . i do nt have hbo so i do nt watch , you ?   i think i have only watch about a few minutes of it ; i do n't get it or like the genre   i tried to read one of the books and it was crazy to follow , i m more likely to watch documentaries or movies   same here . i like hbo for some of the other things they air but not got .   i do nt even know what else they air , i truly do nt watch much tv at all . maybe the simpsons once a while   i have watched the simpsons since i was a kid ; bart himself has only missed one episode this whole time ; amazing !   i know right , seems crazy to have him in almost every one then to forget him completely in that one   do you still watch things on traditional tv ? 
are you a game of thrones fan ?   no not really . i do nt have hbo so i do nt watch , you ?   i think i have only watch about a few minutes of it ; i do n't get it or like the genre   i tried to read one of the books and it was crazy to follow , i m more likely to watch documentaries or movies   same here . i like hbo for some of the other things they air but not got .   i do nt even know what else they air , i truly do nt watch much tv at all . maybe the simpsons once a while   i have watched the simpsons since i was a kid ; bart himself has only missed one episode this whole time ; amazing !   i know right , seems crazy to have him in almost every one then to forget him completely in that one   do you still watch things on traditional tv ? 
are you a game of thrones fan ?   no not really . i do nt have hbo so i do nt watch , you ?   i think i have only watch about a few minutes of it ; i do n't get it or like the genre   i tried to read one of the books and it was crazy to follow , i m more likely to watch documentaries or movies   same here . i like hbo for some of the other things they air but not got .   i do nt even know what else they air , i truly do nt watch much tv at all . maybe the simpsons once a while   i have watched the simpsons since i was a kid ; bart himself has only missed one episode this whole time ; amazing !   i know right , seems crazy to have him in almost every one then to forget him completely in that one   do you still watch things on traditional tv ? 
are you a game of thrones fan ?   no not really . i do nt have hbo so i do nt watch , you ?   i think i have only watch about a few minutes of it ; i do n't get it or like the genre   i tried to read one of the books and it was crazy to follow , i m more likely to watch documentaries or movies   same here . i like hbo for some of the other things they air but not got .   i do nt even know what else they air , i truly do nt watch much tv at all . maybe the simpsons once a while   i have watched the simpsons since i was a kid ; bart himself has only missed one episode this whole time ; amazing !   i know right , seems crazy to have him in almost every one then to forget him completely in that one   do you still watch things on traditional tv ? 
are you a game of thrones fan ?   no not really . i do nt have hbo so i do nt watch , you ?   i think i have only watch about a few minutes of it ; i do n't get it or like the genre   i tried to read one of the books and it was crazy to follow , i m more likely to watch documentaries or movies   same here . i like hbo for some of the other things they air but not got .   i do nt even know what else they air , i truly do nt watch much tv at all . maybe the simpsons once a while   i have watched the simpsons since i was a kid ; bart himself has only missed one episode this whole time ; amazing !   i know right , seems crazy to have him in almost every one then to forget him completely in that one   do you still watch things on traditional tv ? 
are you a game of thrones fan ?   no not really . i do nt have hbo so i do nt watch , you ?   i think i have only watch about a few minutes of it ; i do n't get it or like the genre   i tried to read one of the books and it was crazy to follow , i m more likely to watch documentaries or movies   same here . i like hbo for some of the other things they air but not got .   i do nt even know what else they air , i truly do nt watch much tv at all . maybe the simpsons once a while   i have watched the simpsons since i was a kid ; bart himself has only missed one episode this whole time ; amazing !   i know right , seems crazy to have him in almost every one then to forget him completely in that one   do you still watch things on traditional tv ? 
did you know that the sun takes up 99.86 % of the mass of the solar system ? really large , huh ?   that is interesting . gigantic . the sun is actually white , only perceived as yellow because of atmospheric scattering   never knew that . the sun , though is only 1 billionth the size of the biggest star discovered in our galaxy even though so massive   that s crazy ! ! also , on july 11th , 2011 , neptune completed its first full orbit around the sun since its discovery in 1846 .. what a slow orbiting planet !   wow . i wonder who sits and stares to figure this out   right ! its really interesting though . facts i never knew about , i m learning so much from these chats .   yes , fun stuff . one lightning bolt is hotter than the surface of the sun 5x hotter   that s insane , ca nt imagine what those people that have been struck by lightning felt like , eek .   really burnt unfortunately , may lose limbs from all that energy   crazy ! do you like books ? when you zoom into the white house on google maps you can see barack obama   really ? i like books a bunch but like exercise too . reading is a complex brain process decoding symbols into meaning when you think about it . challenging for some .   do u speed read ? the world record for speed reading is held by anne jones , with a reading speed of 4,700 words per minute   not really , but i 'm pretty fast so maybe ? ? i would n't know how you tell . reading can be an escape for some but different for different people how they see things or do n't see things 
did you know that the sun takes up 99.86 % of the mass of the solar system ? really large , huh ?   that is interesting . gigantic . the sun is actually white , only perceived as yellow because of atmospheric scattering   never knew that . the sun , though is only 1 billionth the size of the biggest star discovered in our galaxy even though so massive   that s crazy ! ! also , on july 11th , 2011 , neptune completed its first full orbit around the sun since its discovery in 1846 .. what a slow orbiting planet !   wow . i wonder who sits and stares to figure this out   right ! its really interesting though . facts i never knew about , i m learning so much from these chats .   yes , fun stuff . one lightning bolt is hotter than the surface of the sun 5x hotter   that s insane , ca nt imagine what those people that have been struck by lightning felt like , eek .   really burnt unfortunately , may lose limbs from all that energy   crazy ! do you like books ? when you zoom into the white house on google maps you can see barack obama   really ? i like books a bunch but like exercise too . reading is a complex brain process decoding symbols into meaning when you think about it . challenging for some .   do u speed read ? the world record for speed reading is held by anne jones , with a reading speed of 4,700 words per minute   not really , but i 'm pretty fast so maybe ? ? i would n't know how you tell . reading can be an escape for some but different for different people how they see things or do n't see things 
did you know that the sun takes up 99.86 % of the mass of the solar system ? really large , huh ?   that is interesting . gigantic . the sun is actually white , only perceived as yellow because of atmospheric scattering   never knew that . the sun , though is only 1 billionth the size of the biggest star discovered in our galaxy even though so massive   that s crazy ! ! also , on july 11th , 2011 , neptune completed its first full orbit around the sun since its discovery in 1846 .. what a slow orbiting planet !   wow . i wonder who sits and stares to figure this out   right ! its really interesting though . facts i never knew about , i m learning so much from these chats .   yes , fun stuff . one lightning bolt is hotter than the surface of the sun 5x hotter   that s insane , ca nt imagine what those people that have been struck by lightning felt like , eek .   really burnt unfortunately , may lose limbs from all that energy   crazy ! do you like books ? when you zoom into the white house on google maps you can see barack obama   really ? i like books a bunch but like exercise too . reading is a complex brain process decoding symbols into meaning when you think about it . challenging for some .   do u speed read ? the world record for speed reading is held by anne jones , with a reading speed of 4,700 words per minute   not really , but i 'm pretty fast so maybe ? ? i would n't know how you tell . reading can be an escape for some but different for different people how they see things or do n't see things 
did you know that the sun takes up 99.86 % of the mass of the solar system ? really large , huh ?   that is interesting . gigantic . the sun is actually white , only perceived as yellow because of atmospheric scattering   never knew that . the sun , though is only 1 billionth the size of the biggest star discovered in our galaxy even though so massive   that s crazy ! ! also , on july 11th , 2011 , neptune completed its first full orbit around the sun since its discovery in 1846 .. what a slow orbiting planet !   wow . i wonder who sits and stares to figure this out   right ! its really interesting though . facts i never knew about , i m learning so much from these chats .   yes , fun stuff . one lightning bolt is hotter than the surface of the sun 5x hotter   that s insane , ca nt imagine what those people that have been struck by lightning felt like , eek .   really burnt unfortunately , may lose limbs from all that energy   crazy ! do you like books ? when you zoom into the white house on google maps you can see barack obama   really ? i like books a bunch but like exercise too . reading is a complex brain process decoding symbols into meaning when you think about it . challenging for some .   do u speed read ? the world record for speed reading is held by anne jones , with a reading speed of 4,700 words per minute   not really , but i 'm pretty fast so maybe ? ? i would n't know how you tell . reading can be an escape for some but different for different people how they see things or do n't see things 
did you know that the sun takes up 99.86 % of the mass of the solar system ? really large , huh ?   that is interesting . gigantic . the sun is actually white , only perceived as yellow because of atmospheric scattering   never knew that . the sun , though is only 1 billionth the size of the biggest star discovered in our galaxy even though so massive   that s crazy ! ! also , on july 11th , 2011 , neptune completed its first full orbit around the sun since its discovery in 1846 .. what a slow orbiting planet !   wow . i wonder who sits and stares to figure this out   right ! its really interesting though . facts i never knew about , i m learning so much from these chats .   yes , fun stuff . one lightning bolt is hotter than the surface of the sun 5x hotter   that s insane , ca nt imagine what those people that have been struck by lightning felt like , eek .   really burnt unfortunately , may lose limbs from all that energy   crazy ! do you like books ? when you zoom into the white house on google maps you can see barack obama   really ? i like books a bunch but like exercise too . reading is a complex brain process decoding symbols into meaning when you think about it . challenging for some .   do u speed read ? the world record for speed reading is held by anne jones , with a reading speed of 4,700 words per minute   not really , but i 'm pretty fast so maybe ? ? i would n't know how you tell . reading can be an escape for some but different for different people how they see things or do n't see things 
did you know that the sun takes up 99.86 % of the mass of the solar system ? really large , huh ?   that is interesting . gigantic . the sun is actually white , only perceived as yellow because of atmospheric scattering   never knew that . the sun , though is only 1 billionth the size of the biggest star discovered in our galaxy even though so massive   that s crazy ! ! also , on july 11th , 2011 , neptune completed its first full orbit around the sun since its discovery in 1846 .. what a slow orbiting planet !   wow . i wonder who sits and stares to figure this out   right ! its really interesting though . facts i never knew about , i m learning so much from these chats .   yes , fun stuff . one lightning bolt is hotter than the surface of the sun 5x hotter   that s insane , ca nt imagine what those people that have been struck by lightning felt like , eek .   really burnt unfortunately , may lose limbs from all that energy   crazy ! do you like books ? when you zoom into the white house on google maps you can see barack obama   really ? i like books a bunch but like exercise too . reading is a complex brain process decoding symbols into meaning when you think about it . challenging for some .   do u speed read ? the world record for speed reading is held by anne jones , with a reading speed of 4,700 words per minute   not really , but i 'm pretty fast so maybe ? ? i would n't know how you tell . reading can be an escape for some but different for different people how they see things or do n't see things 
did you know that facebook and twitter work together on some issues ? they are actually competitors .   no , i did n't know that . what kind of issues do they work together on ?   the baby sitter - rating system broke the social networks ' rules . 
did you know that facebook and twitter work together on some issues ? they are actually competitors .   no , i did n't know that . what kind of issues do they work together on ?   the baby sitter - rating system broke the social networks ' rules . 
did you know that facebook and twitter work together on some issues ? they are actually competitors .   no , i did n't know that . what kind of issues do they work together on ?   the baby sitter - rating system broke the social networks ' rules . 
did you know that facebook and twitter work together on some issues ? they are actually competitors .   no , i did n't know that . what kind of issues do they work together on ?   the baby sitter - rating system broke the social networks ' rules . 
did you know that facebook and twitter work together on some issues ? they are actually competitors .   no , i did n't know that . what kind of issues do they work together on ?   the baby sitter - rating system broke the social networks ' rules . 
did you know that facebook and twitter work together on some issues ? they are actually competitors .   no , i did n't know that . what kind of issues do they work together on ?   the baby sitter - rating system broke the social networks ' rules . 
good morning ! have you seen the incredibles 2 movie ?   yes . i love everything pixar is a part of doing !   the director for the 2nd movie actually used artists who were either likely to quit or get fired from pixar .   cool . do you know who wrote that movie ? 
good morning ! have you seen the incredibles 2 movie ?   yes . i love everything pixar is a part of doing !   the director for the 2nd movie actually used artists who were either likely to quit or get fired from pixar .   cool . do you know who wrote that movie ? 
good morning ! have you seen the incredibles 2 movie ?   yes . i love everything pixar is a part of doing !   the director for the 2nd movie actually used artists who were either likely to quit or get fired from pixar .   cool . do you know who wrote that movie ? 
good morning ! have you seen the incredibles 2 movie ?   yes . i love everything pixar is a part of doing !   the director for the 2nd movie actually used artists who were either likely to quit or get fired from pixar .   cool . do you know who wrote that movie ? 
good morning ! have you seen the incredibles 2 movie ?   yes . i love everything pixar is a part of doing !   the director for the 2nd movie actually used artists who were either likely to quit or get fired from pixar .   cool . do you know who wrote that movie ? 
good morning ! have you seen the incredibles 2 movie ?   yes . i love everything pixar is a part of doing !   the director for the 2nd movie actually used artists who were either likely to quit or get fired from pixar .   cool . do you know who wrote that movie ? 
are you a fan of the nfl ?   i definitely am . watching the super bowl has become a family tradition . what about you ? 
are you a fan of the nfl ?   i definitely am . watching the super bowl has become a family tradition . what about you ? 
are you a fan of the nfl ?   i definitely am . watching the super bowl has become a family tradition . what about you ? 
are you a fan of the nfl ?   i definitely am . watching the super bowl has become a family tradition . what about you ? 
are you a fan of the nfl ?   i definitely am . watching the super bowl has become a family tradition . what about you ? 
are you a fan of the nfl ?   i definitely am . watching the super bowl has become a family tradition . what about you ? 
are you a game of thrones fan ?   no not really . i do nt have hbo so i do nt watch , you ?   i think i have only watch about a few minutes of it ; i do n't get it or like the genre   i tried to read one of the books and it was crazy to follow , i m more likely to watch documentaries or movies   same here . i like hbo for some of the other things they air but not got . 
are you a game of thrones fan ?   no not really . i do nt have hbo so i do nt watch , you ?   i think i have only watch about a few minutes of it ; i do n't get it or like the genre   i tried to read one of the books and it was crazy to follow , i m more likely to watch documentaries or movies   same here . i like hbo for some of the other things they air but not got . 
are you a game of thrones fan ?   no not really . i do nt have hbo so i do nt watch , you ?   i think i have only watch about a few minutes of it ; i do n't get it or like the genre   i tried to read one of the books and it was crazy to follow , i m more likely to watch documentaries or movies   same here . i like hbo for some of the other things they air but not got . 
are you a game of thrones fan ?   no not really . i do nt have hbo so i do nt watch , you ?   i think i have only watch about a few minutes of it ; i do n't get it or like the genre   i tried to read one of the books and it was crazy to follow , i m more likely to watch documentaries or movies   same here . i like hbo for some of the other things they air but not got . 
are you a game of thrones fan ?   no not really . i do nt have hbo so i do nt watch , you ?   i think i have only watch about a few minutes of it ; i do n't get it or like the genre   i tried to read one of the books and it was crazy to follow , i m more likely to watch documentaries or movies   same here . i like hbo for some of the other things they air but not got . 
are you a game of thrones fan ?   no not really . i do nt have hbo so i do nt watch , you ?   i think i have only watch about a few minutes of it ; i do n't get it or like the genre   i tried to read one of the books and it was crazy to follow , i m more likely to watch documentaries or movies   same here . i like hbo for some of the other things they air but not got . 
hey , ever use facebook ?   i do , it is the primary source of news for 30 % of american adults . do you use facebook your self ? 
hey , ever use facebook ?   i do , it is the primary source of news for 30 % of american adults . do you use facebook your self ? 
hey , ever use facebook ?   i do , it is the primary source of news for 30 % of american adults . do you use facebook your self ? 
hey , ever use facebook ?   i do , it is the primary source of news for 30 % of american adults . do you use facebook your self ? 
hey , ever use facebook ?   i do , it is the primary source of news for 30 % of american adults . do you use facebook your self ? 
hey , ever use facebook ?   i do , it is the primary source of news for 30 % of american adults . do you use facebook your self ? 
hello , did you know that more than 80 % of the earths forests have been destroyed ?   that is sad . i hope we can reverse that statistic .   yeah that is really sad . i recently read that earth will be helium free by the end of the 21st century .   i also think it is interesting that when earth was formed , a day was only 5.5 hours long . i wonder why that changed ?   i do n't know , maybe it slowed its rotation eventually ? that 's pretty weird . 
hello , did you know that more than 80 % of the earths forests have been destroyed ?   that is sad . i hope we can reverse that statistic .   yeah that is really sad . i recently read that earth will be helium free by the end of the 21st century .   i also think it is interesting that when earth was formed , a day was only 5.5 hours long . i wonder why that changed ?   i do n't know , maybe it slowed its rotation eventually ? that 's pretty weird . 
hello , did you know that more than 80 % of the earths forests have been destroyed ?   that is sad . i hope we can reverse that statistic .   yeah that is really sad . i recently read that earth will be helium free by the end of the 21st century .   i also think it is interesting that when earth was formed , a day was only 5.5 hours long . i wonder why that changed ?   i do n't know , maybe it slowed its rotation eventually ? that 's pretty weird . 
hello , did you know that more than 80 % of the earths forests have been destroyed ?   that is sad . i hope we can reverse that statistic .   yeah that is really sad . i recently read that earth will be helium free by the end of the 21st century .   i also think it is interesting that when earth was formed , a day was only 5.5 hours long . i wonder why that changed ?   i do n't know , maybe it slowed its rotation eventually ? that 's pretty weird . 
hello , did you know that more than 80 % of the earths forests have been destroyed ?   that is sad . i hope we can reverse that statistic .   yeah that is really sad . i recently read that earth will be helium free by the end of the 21st century .   i also think it is interesting that when earth was formed , a day was only 5.5 hours long . i wonder why that changed ?   i do n't know , maybe it slowed its rotation eventually ? that 's pretty weird . 
hello , did you know that more than 80 % of the earths forests have been destroyed ?   that is sad . i hope we can reverse that statistic .   yeah that is really sad . i recently read that earth will be helium free by the end of the 21st century .   i also think it is interesting that when earth was formed , a day was only 5.5 hours long . i wonder why that changed ?   i do n't know , maybe it slowed its rotation eventually ? that 's pretty weird . 
so , i 'm reading the latest film from studio ghibli is out the tale of princess kaguya . dunno if you 're familiar with them , but studio ghibli has made a lot of great animated films , like spirited away , and princess mononoke   i do n't think i have heard of them . i have heard that one of the directors recently passed away , and his last film was nominated for an academy award   yeah , sadly , disney ( which owns the american rights to the films ) does n't tend to promote them very much . i think they 're worried they 'll cut into their " home grown " market . anyway , dunno if you even like animated movies , but they 're worth checking out .   i do n't watch them very often . apparently there was a showing of the recent film in a park in d.c . that 's one u.s . city i have n't been to   sadly , i have n't been to dc either , although i 've always wanted to visit there . apparently there 's a lot of interesting going down this summer . they 're having a crab feast at the navy - marine corps stadium . they 'll have 100 gallons of crab soup ! can you imagine that much soup ?   i recently met a girl who lives in that area , and she said the nightlife is worth visiting for . it sounds like many of the events feature jazz music . do you listen to jazz very often ?   a little bit , i 'm not too familiar with it . i know is originated in new orleans and a little bit about the history , but that 's about it . heard clint eastwood is a big jazz fan , thought that was pretty interesting ..   there 's many different styles , probably derived from the various regions in the us where it has taken root . kansas city is another place where it has prominence   you know there 's a programming language in which programs are written in musical composition , and so the programs have jazz - like harmonies . as a computer guy , i find that pretty fascinating . so , you ever been to a live concert ? ( jazz or otherwise ? )   that is interesting . i have n't been to a live concert recently , but i want to many when i was younger . most of them were in smaller venues though .   it 's been awhile since i 've been to any as well . got a friend of mine he 's big into the ramones and seen them in concert a few times . get this , they 've played a total of 2,263 concerts , touring almost non - stop for over twenty years . now that 's dedication to your music !   i can only imagine how exhausting that must be as well . sometimes i think it would be cool to travel to some of the ancient amphitheaters to see what they 're like . pink floyd once recorded a live concert with no audience in a roman one in pompeii   wonder why the did it without an audience ? pretty sure people would have shown if they 're heard about it . must be one of those " eccentric rock and roll musician " things . wonder how a concert would sound held in an old amphitheater ...   it might be because an audience would affect the sound and acoustics in the theater . there 's another ancient amphitheater in croatia that 's used for concerts . those romans really liked their theaters   well , theaters were a big event at the time , plays , gladiator events , concerts .. you got ta remember , they did n't have the internet back then , so they had to do something for entertainment . :) so , what was the last concert you ever attended ?   now that i think about it , i went to one a little over a year ago around christmastime , so most of the songs were christmas songs . the venue was fairly big , but not as big as ones like where the big name artists perform . it was good still , unlike the 2002 creed concert that was bad enough for concert goers to file a lawsuit 
so , i 'm reading the latest film from studio ghibli is out the tale of princess kaguya . dunno if you 're familiar with them , but studio ghibli has made a lot of great animated films , like spirited away , and princess mononoke   i do n't think i have heard of them . i have heard that one of the directors recently passed away , and his last film was nominated for an academy award   yeah , sadly , disney ( which owns the american rights to the films ) does n't tend to promote them very much . i think they 're worried they 'll cut into their " home grown " market . anyway , dunno if you even like animated movies , but they 're worth checking out .   i do n't watch them very often . apparently there was a showing of the recent film in a park in d.c . that 's one u.s . city i have n't been to   sadly , i have n't been to dc either , although i 've always wanted to visit there . apparently there 's a lot of interesting going down this summer . they 're having a crab feast at the navy - marine corps stadium . they 'll have 100 gallons of crab soup ! can you imagine that much soup ?   i recently met a girl who lives in that area , and she said the nightlife is worth visiting for . it sounds like many of the events feature jazz music . do you listen to jazz very often ?   a little bit , i 'm not too familiar with it . i know is originated in new orleans and a little bit about the history , but that 's about it . heard clint eastwood is a big jazz fan , thought that was pretty interesting ..   there 's many different styles , probably derived from the various regions in the us where it has taken root . kansas city is another place where it has prominence   you know there 's a programming language in which programs are written in musical composition , and so the programs have jazz - like harmonies . as a computer guy , i find that pretty fascinating . so , you ever been to a live concert ? ( jazz or otherwise ? )   that is interesting . i have n't been to a live concert recently , but i want to many when i was younger . most of them were in smaller venues though .   it 's been awhile since i 've been to any as well . got a friend of mine he 's big into the ramones and seen them in concert a few times . get this , they 've played a total of 2,263 concerts , touring almost non - stop for over twenty years . now that 's dedication to your music !   i can only imagine how exhausting that must be as well . sometimes i think it would be cool to travel to some of the ancient amphitheaters to see what they 're like . pink floyd once recorded a live concert with no audience in a roman one in pompeii   wonder why the did it without an audience ? pretty sure people would have shown if they 're heard about it . must be one of those " eccentric rock and roll musician " things . wonder how a concert would sound held in an old amphitheater ...   it might be because an audience would affect the sound and acoustics in the theater . there 's another ancient amphitheater in croatia that 's used for concerts . those romans really liked their theaters   well , theaters were a big event at the time , plays , gladiator events , concerts .. you got ta remember , they did n't have the internet back then , so they had to do something for entertainment . :) so , what was the last concert you ever attended ?   now that i think about it , i went to one a little over a year ago around christmastime , so most of the songs were christmas songs . the venue was fairly big , but not as big as ones like where the big name artists perform . it was good still , unlike the 2002 creed concert that was bad enough for concert goers to file a lawsuit 
so , i 'm reading the latest film from studio ghibli is out the tale of princess kaguya . dunno if you 're familiar with them , but studio ghibli has made a lot of great animated films , like spirited away , and princess mononoke   i do n't think i have heard of them . i have heard that one of the directors recently passed away , and his last film was nominated for an academy award   yeah , sadly , disney ( which owns the american rights to the films ) does n't tend to promote them very much . i think they 're worried they 'll cut into their " home grown " market . anyway , dunno if you even like animated movies , but they 're worth checking out .   i do n't watch them very often . apparently there was a showing of the recent film in a park in d.c . that 's one u.s . city i have n't been to   sadly , i have n't been to dc either , although i 've always wanted to visit there . apparently there 's a lot of interesting going down this summer . they 're having a crab feast at the navy - marine corps stadium . they 'll have 100 gallons of crab soup ! can you imagine that much soup ?   i recently met a girl who lives in that area , and she said the nightlife is worth visiting for . it sounds like many of the events feature jazz music . do you listen to jazz very often ?   a little bit , i 'm not too familiar with it . i know is originated in new orleans and a little bit about the history , but that 's about it . heard clint eastwood is a big jazz fan , thought that was pretty interesting ..   there 's many different styles , probably derived from the various regions in the us where it has taken root . kansas city is another place where it has prominence   you know there 's a programming language in which programs are written in musical composition , and so the programs have jazz - like harmonies . as a computer guy , i find that pretty fascinating . so , you ever been to a live concert ? ( jazz or otherwise ? )   that is interesting . i have n't been to a live concert recently , but i want to many when i was younger . most of them were in smaller venues though .   it 's been awhile since i 've been to any as well . got a friend of mine he 's big into the ramones and seen them in concert a few times . get this , they 've played a total of 2,263 concerts , touring almost non - stop for over twenty years . now that 's dedication to your music !   i can only imagine how exhausting that must be as well . sometimes i think it would be cool to travel to some of the ancient amphitheaters to see what they 're like . pink floyd once recorded a live concert with no audience in a roman one in pompeii   wonder why the did it without an audience ? pretty sure people would have shown if they 're heard about it . must be one of those " eccentric rock and roll musician " things . wonder how a concert would sound held in an old amphitheater ...   it might be because an audience would affect the sound and acoustics in the theater . there 's another ancient amphitheater in croatia that 's used for concerts . those romans really liked their theaters   well , theaters were a big event at the time , plays , gladiator events , concerts .. you got ta remember , they did n't have the internet back then , so they had to do something for entertainment . :) so , what was the last concert you ever attended ?   now that i think about it , i went to one a little over a year ago around christmastime , so most of the songs were christmas songs . the venue was fairly big , but not as big as ones like where the big name artists perform . it was good still , unlike the 2002 creed concert that was bad enough for concert goers to file a lawsuit 
so , i 'm reading the latest film from studio ghibli is out the tale of princess kaguya . dunno if you 're familiar with them , but studio ghibli has made a lot of great animated films , like spirited away , and princess mononoke   i do n't think i have heard of them . i have heard that one of the directors recently passed away , and his last film was nominated for an academy award   yeah , sadly , disney ( which owns the american rights to the films ) does n't tend to promote them very much . i think they 're worried they 'll cut into their " home grown " market . anyway , dunno if you even like animated movies , but they 're worth checking out .   i do n't watch them very often . apparently there was a showing of the recent film in a park in d.c . that 's one u.s . city i have n't been to   sadly , i have n't been to dc either , although i 've always wanted to visit there . apparently there 's a lot of interesting going down this summer . they 're having a crab feast at the navy - marine corps stadium . they 'll have 100 gallons of crab soup ! can you imagine that much soup ?   i recently met a girl who lives in that area , and she said the nightlife is worth visiting for . it sounds like many of the events feature jazz music . do you listen to jazz very often ?   a little bit , i 'm not too familiar with it . i know is originated in new orleans and a little bit about the history , but that 's about it . heard clint eastwood is a big jazz fan , thought that was pretty interesting ..   there 's many different styles , probably derived from the various regions in the us where it has taken root . kansas city is another place where it has prominence   you know there 's a programming language in which programs are written in musical composition , and so the programs have jazz - like harmonies . as a computer guy , i find that pretty fascinating . so , you ever been to a live concert ? ( jazz or otherwise ? )   that is interesting . i have n't been to a live concert recently , but i want to many when i was younger . most of them were in smaller venues though .   it 's been awhile since i 've been to any as well . got a friend of mine he 's big into the ramones and seen them in concert a few times . get this , they 've played a total of 2,263 concerts , touring almost non - stop for over twenty years . now that 's dedication to your music !   i can only imagine how exhausting that must be as well . sometimes i think it would be cool to travel to some of the ancient amphitheaters to see what they 're like . pink floyd once recorded a live concert with no audience in a roman one in pompeii   wonder why the did it without an audience ? pretty sure people would have shown if they 're heard about it . must be one of those " eccentric rock and roll musician " things . wonder how a concert would sound held in an old amphitheater ...   it might be because an audience would affect the sound and acoustics in the theater . there 's another ancient amphitheater in croatia that 's used for concerts . those romans really liked their theaters   well , theaters were a big event at the time , plays , gladiator events , concerts .. you got ta remember , they did n't have the internet back then , so they had to do something for entertainment . :) so , what was the last concert you ever attended ?   now that i think about it , i went to one a little over a year ago around christmastime , so most of the songs were christmas songs . the venue was fairly big , but not as big as ones like where the big name artists perform . it was good still , unlike the 2002 creed concert that was bad enough for concert goers to file a lawsuit 
so , i 'm reading the latest film from studio ghibli is out the tale of princess kaguya . dunno if you 're familiar with them , but studio ghibli has made a lot of great animated films , like spirited away , and princess mononoke   i do n't think i have heard of them . i have heard that one of the directors recently passed away , and his last film was nominated for an academy award   yeah , sadly , disney ( which owns the american rights to the films ) does n't tend to promote them very much . i think they 're worried they 'll cut into their " home grown " market . anyway , dunno if you even like animated movies , but they 're worth checking out .   i do n't watch them very often . apparently there was a showing of the recent film in a park in d.c . that 's one u.s . city i have n't been to   sadly , i have n't been to dc either , although i 've always wanted to visit there . apparently there 's a lot of interesting going down this summer . they 're having a crab feast at the navy - marine corps stadium . they 'll have 100 gallons of crab soup ! can you imagine that much soup ?   i recently met a girl who lives in that area , and she said the nightlife is worth visiting for . it sounds like many of the events feature jazz music . do you listen to jazz very often ?   a little bit , i 'm not too familiar with it . i know is originated in new orleans and a little bit about the history , but that 's about it . heard clint eastwood is a big jazz fan , thought that was pretty interesting ..   there 's many different styles , probably derived from the various regions in the us where it has taken root . kansas city is another place where it has prominence   you know there 's a programming language in which programs are written in musical composition , and so the programs have jazz - like harmonies . as a computer guy , i find that pretty fascinating . so , you ever been to a live concert ? ( jazz or otherwise ? )   that is interesting . i have n't been to a live concert recently , but i want to many when i was younger . most of them were in smaller venues though .   it 's been awhile since i 've been to any as well . got a friend of mine he 's big into the ramones and seen them in concert a few times . get this , they 've played a total of 2,263 concerts , touring almost non - stop for over twenty years . now that 's dedication to your music !   i can only imagine how exhausting that must be as well . sometimes i think it would be cool to travel to some of the ancient amphitheaters to see what they 're like . pink floyd once recorded a live concert with no audience in a roman one in pompeii   wonder why the did it without an audience ? pretty sure people would have shown if they 're heard about it . must be one of those " eccentric rock and roll musician " things . wonder how a concert would sound held in an old amphitheater ...   it might be because an audience would affect the sound and acoustics in the theater . there 's another ancient amphitheater in croatia that 's used for concerts . those romans really liked their theaters   well , theaters were a big event at the time , plays , gladiator events , concerts .. you got ta remember , they did n't have the internet back then , so they had to do something for entertainment . :) so , what was the last concert you ever attended ?   now that i think about it , i went to one a little over a year ago around christmastime , so most of the songs were christmas songs . the venue was fairly big , but not as big as ones like where the big name artists perform . it was good still , unlike the 2002 creed concert that was bad enough for concert goers to file a lawsuit 
so , i 'm reading the latest film from studio ghibli is out the tale of princess kaguya . dunno if you 're familiar with them , but studio ghibli has made a lot of great animated films , like spirited away , and princess mononoke   i do n't think i have heard of them . i have heard that one of the directors recently passed away , and his last film was nominated for an academy award   yeah , sadly , disney ( which owns the american rights to the films ) does n't tend to promote them very much . i think they 're worried they 'll cut into their " home grown " market . anyway , dunno if you even like animated movies , but they 're worth checking out .   i do n't watch them very often . apparently there was a showing of the recent film in a park in d.c . that 's one u.s . city i have n't been to   sadly , i have n't been to dc either , although i 've always wanted to visit there . apparently there 's a lot of interesting going down this summer . they 're having a crab feast at the navy - marine corps stadium . they 'll have 100 gallons of crab soup ! can you imagine that much soup ?   i recently met a girl who lives in that area , and she said the nightlife is worth visiting for . it sounds like many of the events feature jazz music . do you listen to jazz very often ?   a little bit , i 'm not too familiar with it . i know is originated in new orleans and a little bit about the history , but that 's about it . heard clint eastwood is a big jazz fan , thought that was pretty interesting ..   there 's many different styles , probably derived from the various regions in the us where it has taken root . kansas city is another place where it has prominence   you know there 's a programming language in which programs are written in musical composition , and so the programs have jazz - like harmonies . as a computer guy , i find that pretty fascinating . so , you ever been to a live concert ? ( jazz or otherwise ? )   that is interesting . i have n't been to a live concert recently , but i want to many when i was younger . most of them were in smaller venues though .   it 's been awhile since i 've been to any as well . got a friend of mine he 's big into the ramones and seen them in concert a few times . get this , they 've played a total of 2,263 concerts , touring almost non - stop for over twenty years . now that 's dedication to your music !   i can only imagine how exhausting that must be as well . sometimes i think it would be cool to travel to some of the ancient amphitheaters to see what they 're like . pink floyd once recorded a live concert with no audience in a roman one in pompeii   wonder why the did it without an audience ? pretty sure people would have shown if they 're heard about it . must be one of those " eccentric rock and roll musician " things . wonder how a concert would sound held in an old amphitheater ...   it might be because an audience would affect the sound and acoustics in the theater . there 's another ancient amphitheater in croatia that 's used for concerts . those romans really liked their theaters   well , theaters were a big event at the time , plays , gladiator events , concerts .. you got ta remember , they did n't have the internet back then , so they had to do something for entertainment . :) so , what was the last concert you ever attended ?   now that i think about it , i went to one a little over a year ago around christmastime , so most of the songs were christmas songs . the venue was fairly big , but not as big as ones like where the big name artists perform . it was good still , unlike the 2002 creed concert that was bad enough for concert goers to file a lawsuit 
hey are you aware of banned books week ?   i did n't know it was a thing because i did n't realize that there are any books that are banned . what do you know about it ?   i think that it is a reminder of books that have been banned in the past for their controversial content , i remember it during my childhood   are n't most of those books now bestsellers ? i see the point of the event , but maybe it should be renamed to better reflect their current status   yes i think you 're right , how often do you go to the library btw ?   not very often since most of what i borrow through my library are ebooks and audiobooks . i love that i can access things right on my phone , though i do miss the feel of paper books   well i do wish that my library were more like the sacramento public library , you can read things like sewing machines from there which seems very useful to me   true ! it would be nice just to be able to borrow something like that that i would n't need to own . hopefully that idea becomes more popular in the coming years   i hope so . what do you think about william gladstone ? he took a wheelbarrow full of books at the age of 85 and random all the way to donate to his local library lol   considering he donated 32,000 books , i 'm going off the assumption that the venture took him several trips   i think so . what do you think about the norway government though ? if you publish a book you are guaranteed to get at least 1000 sales because they will buy your books and put them in libraries all over the country   i think it encourages writers in their country , that 's for sure ! i would love to have that incentive to write and publish a book   well you should do a children 's book then , because they will buy 1,500 of them instead of just the 1,000 lol   children 's books require less writing and more illustrations . it would be worth it for the extra 500 copies though   haha i agree with you . do you ever buy stuff from amazon ? do you know why jeff bezos put a clock into a mountain lol 
hey are you aware of banned books week ?   i did n't know it was a thing because i did n't realize that there are any books that are banned . what do you know about it ?   i think that it is a reminder of books that have been banned in the past for their controversial content , i remember it during my childhood   are n't most of those books now bestsellers ? i see the point of the event , but maybe it should be renamed to better reflect their current status   yes i think you 're right , how often do you go to the library btw ?   not very often since most of what i borrow through my library are ebooks and audiobooks . i love that i can access things right on my phone , though i do miss the feel of paper books   well i do wish that my library were more like the sacramento public library , you can read things like sewing machines from there which seems very useful to me   true ! it would be nice just to be able to borrow something like that that i would n't need to own . hopefully that idea becomes more popular in the coming years   i hope so . what do you think about william gladstone ? he took a wheelbarrow full of books at the age of 85 and random all the way to donate to his local library lol   considering he donated 32,000 books , i 'm going off the assumption that the venture took him several trips   i think so . what do you think about the norway government though ? if you publish a book you are guaranteed to get at least 1000 sales because they will buy your books and put them in libraries all over the country   i think it encourages writers in their country , that 's for sure ! i would love to have that incentive to write and publish a book   well you should do a children 's book then , because they will buy 1,500 of them instead of just the 1,000 lol   children 's books require less writing and more illustrations . it would be worth it for the extra 500 copies though   haha i agree with you . do you ever buy stuff from amazon ? do you know why jeff bezos put a clock into a mountain lol 
hey are you aware of banned books week ?   i did n't know it was a thing because i did n't realize that there are any books that are banned . what do you know about it ?   i think that it is a reminder of books that have been banned in the past for their controversial content , i remember it during my childhood   are n't most of those books now bestsellers ? i see the point of the event , but maybe it should be renamed to better reflect their current status   yes i think you 're right , how often do you go to the library btw ?   not very often since most of what i borrow through my library are ebooks and audiobooks . i love that i can access things right on my phone , though i do miss the feel of paper books   well i do wish that my library were more like the sacramento public library , you can read things like sewing machines from there which seems very useful to me   true ! it would be nice just to be able to borrow something like that that i would n't need to own . hopefully that idea becomes more popular in the coming years   i hope so . what do you think about william gladstone ? he took a wheelbarrow full of books at the age of 85 and random all the way to donate to his local library lol   considering he donated 32,000 books , i 'm going off the assumption that the venture took him several trips   i think so . what do you think about the norway government though ? if you publish a book you are guaranteed to get at least 1000 sales because they will buy your books and put them in libraries all over the country   i think it encourages writers in their country , that 's for sure ! i would love to have that incentive to write and publish a book   well you should do a children 's book then , because they will buy 1,500 of them instead of just the 1,000 lol   children 's books require less writing and more illustrations . it would be worth it for the extra 500 copies though   haha i agree with you . do you ever buy stuff from amazon ? do you know why jeff bezos put a clock into a mountain lol 
hey are you aware of banned books week ?   i did n't know it was a thing because i did n't realize that there are any books that are banned . what do you know about it ?   i think that it is a reminder of books that have been banned in the past for their controversial content , i remember it during my childhood   are n't most of those books now bestsellers ? i see the point of the event , but maybe it should be renamed to better reflect their current status   yes i think you 're right , how often do you go to the library btw ?   not very often since most of what i borrow through my library are ebooks and audiobooks . i love that i can access things right on my phone , though i do miss the feel of paper books   well i do wish that my library were more like the sacramento public library , you can read things like sewing machines from there which seems very useful to me   true ! it would be nice just to be able to borrow something like that that i would n't need to own . hopefully that idea becomes more popular in the coming years   i hope so . what do you think about william gladstone ? he took a wheelbarrow full of books at the age of 85 and random all the way to donate to his local library lol   considering he donated 32,000 books , i 'm going off the assumption that the venture took him several trips   i think so . what do you think about the norway government though ? if you publish a book you are guaranteed to get at least 1000 sales because they will buy your books and put them in libraries all over the country   i think it encourages writers in their country , that 's for sure ! i would love to have that incentive to write and publish a book   well you should do a children 's book then , because they will buy 1,500 of them instead of just the 1,000 lol   children 's books require less writing and more illustrations . it would be worth it for the extra 500 copies though   haha i agree with you . do you ever buy stuff from amazon ? do you know why jeff bezos put a clock into a mountain lol 
hey are you aware of banned books week ?   i did n't know it was a thing because i did n't realize that there are any books that are banned . what do you know about it ?   i think that it is a reminder of books that have been banned in the past for their controversial content , i remember it during my childhood   are n't most of those books now bestsellers ? i see the point of the event , but maybe it should be renamed to better reflect their current status   yes i think you 're right , how often do you go to the library btw ?   not very often since most of what i borrow through my library are ebooks and audiobooks . i love that i can access things right on my phone , though i do miss the feel of paper books   well i do wish that my library were more like the sacramento public library , you can read things like sewing machines from there which seems very useful to me   true ! it would be nice just to be able to borrow something like that that i would n't need to own . hopefully that idea becomes more popular in the coming years   i hope so . what do you think about william gladstone ? he took a wheelbarrow full of books at the age of 85 and random all the way to donate to his local library lol   considering he donated 32,000 books , i 'm going off the assumption that the venture took him several trips   i think so . what do you think about the norway government though ? if you publish a book you are guaranteed to get at least 1000 sales because they will buy your books and put them in libraries all over the country   i think it encourages writers in their country , that 's for sure ! i would love to have that incentive to write and publish a book   well you should do a children 's book then , because they will buy 1,500 of them instead of just the 1,000 lol   children 's books require less writing and more illustrations . it would be worth it for the extra 500 copies though   haha i agree with you . do you ever buy stuff from amazon ? do you know why jeff bezos put a clock into a mountain lol 
hey are you aware of banned books week ?   i did n't know it was a thing because i did n't realize that there are any books that are banned . what do you know about it ?   i think that it is a reminder of books that have been banned in the past for their controversial content , i remember it during my childhood   are n't most of those books now bestsellers ? i see the point of the event , but maybe it should be renamed to better reflect their current status   yes i think you 're right , how often do you go to the library btw ?   not very often since most of what i borrow through my library are ebooks and audiobooks . i love that i can access things right on my phone , though i do miss the feel of paper books   well i do wish that my library were more like the sacramento public library , you can read things like sewing machines from there which seems very useful to me   true ! it would be nice just to be able to borrow something like that that i would n't need to own . hopefully that idea becomes more popular in the coming years   i hope so . what do you think about william gladstone ? he took a wheelbarrow full of books at the age of 85 and random all the way to donate to his local library lol   considering he donated 32,000 books , i 'm going off the assumption that the venture took him several trips   i think so . what do you think about the norway government though ? if you publish a book you are guaranteed to get at least 1000 sales because they will buy your books and put them in libraries all over the country   i think it encourages writers in their country , that 's for sure ! i would love to have that incentive to write and publish a book   well you should do a children 's book then , because they will buy 1,500 of them instead of just the 1,000 lol   children 's books require less writing and more illustrations . it would be worth it for the extra 500 copies though   haha i agree with you . do you ever buy stuff from amazon ? do you know why jeff bezos put a clock into a mountain lol 
do you know much about the presidents ?   some stuff . do you know who the three wealthiest ones in the us are ?   yes that us jfk , washington and jefferson   yeah . do you know what the first president of zimbabwe was called ?   he was called president banana   did you know the white house is smaller than the guest house ?   wow cool . do you know how the vp used to be elected ?   yes that was the runner up during elections 
do you know much about the presidents ?   some stuff . do you know who the three wealthiest ones in the us are ?   yes that us jfk , washington and jefferson   yeah . do you know what the first president of zimbabwe was called ?   he was called president banana   did you know the white house is smaller than the guest house ?   wow cool . do you know how the vp used to be elected ?   yes that was the runner up during elections 
do you know much about the presidents ?   some stuff . do you know who the three wealthiest ones in the us are ?   yes that us jfk , washington and jefferson   yeah . do you know what the first president of zimbabwe was called ?   he was called president banana   did you know the white house is smaller than the guest house ?   wow cool . do you know how the vp used to be elected ?   yes that was the runner up during elections 
do you know much about the presidents ?   some stuff . do you know who the three wealthiest ones in the us are ?   yes that us jfk , washington and jefferson   yeah . do you know what the first president of zimbabwe was called ?   he was called president banana   did you know the white house is smaller than the guest house ?   wow cool . do you know how the vp used to be elected ?   yes that was the runner up during elections 
do you know much about the presidents ?   some stuff . do you know who the three wealthiest ones in the us are ?   yes that us jfk , washington and jefferson   yeah . do you know what the first president of zimbabwe was called ?   he was called president banana   did you know the white house is smaller than the guest house ?   wow cool . do you know how the vp used to be elected ?   yes that was the runner up during elections 
do you know much about the presidents ?   some stuff . do you know who the three wealthiest ones in the us are ?   yes that us jfk , washington and jefferson   yeah . do you know what the first president of zimbabwe was called ?   he was called president banana   did you know the white house is smaller than the guest house ?   wow cool . do you know how the vp used to be elected ?   yes that was the runner up during elections 
User: Hi! System: Hi! What's up? User: Nothing much, how about you System: Not much either. User: What are you doing System: Playing Terraria. What about you? User: Sitting in a meeting System: What kind of meeting? User: Can't say
User: Hi! System: Hi! What's up? User: Nothing much, how about you System: Not much either. User: What are you doing System: Playing Terraria. What about you? User: Sitting in a meeting System: What kind of meeting? User: Can't say System: It's probably boring, isn't it? User: Haha, yes!
User: Hi! System: Hi! What's up? User: Nothing much, how about you System: Not much either. User: What are you doing System: Playing Terraria. What about you? User: Sitting in a meeting System: What kind of meeting? User: Can't say System: It's probably boring, isn't it? User: Haha, yes! System: What is the meeting about? User: I cannot tell you System: What can you tell me? User: Nothing much except that the weather is pleasant
User: Hi! System: Hey! How are you today? User: good System: I'm glad to hear that! What are your plans for today? User: I'm trying to find a good podcast to listen to System: What kinds of podcasts do you like? User: only those about Marvel movies! System: Do you like Hollywood Babble-On? User: i haven't tried it...do you like it? System: It's one of my favorites, right up there with REDACTED_TERM. User: awesome! do you listen to a lot of podcasts? System: Not as much as I'd like, but I do like listening to NPR. User: where do you listen to podcasts? Spotify?
User: Hi! System: Hey! How are you today? User: good System: I'm glad to hear that! What are your plans for today? User: I'm trying to find a good podcast to listen to System: What kinds of podcasts do you like? User: only those about Marvel movies! System: Do you like Hollywood Babble-On? User: i haven't tried it...do you like it? System: It's one of my favorites, right up there with REDACTED_TERM. User: awesome! do you listen to a lot of podcasts? System: Not as much as I'd like, but I do like listening to NPR. User: where do you listen to podcasts? Spotify? System: I listen to them through iTunes. User: i like Spotify better...more options
User: Hi! System: Hey! How are you today? User: good System: I'm glad to hear that! What are your plans for today? User: I'm trying to find a good podcast to listen to System: What kinds of podcasts do you like? User: only those about Marvel movies! System: Do you like Hollywood Babble-On? User: i haven't tried it...do you like it? System: It's one of my favorites, right up there with REDACTED_TERM. User: awesome! do you listen to a lot of podcasts? System: Not as much as I'd like, but I do like listening to NPR. User: where do you listen to podcasts? Spotify? System: I listen to them through iTunes. User: i like Spotify better...more options System: Yeah, I just don't have the money for Spotify. User: ah, maybe i can lend you some!
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: What is the capital of Brazil?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: What is the capital of Brazil? System: I think the capital of Brazil is called "Brasilia". User: How many people live there? System: Is unknown a country? I only know countries, not towns or cities. User: Do more people live in the USA or Australia?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: What is the capital of Brazil? System: I think the capital of Brazil is called "Brasilia". User: How many people live there? System: Is unknown a country? I only know countries, not towns or cities. User: Do more people live in the USA or Australia? System: Not that much more, no. User: What other subjects do you know about besides Geography?
User: Hi! System: Hey User: How's your day going? System: pretty good. yours? User: Ehh it's fine. I didn't do so well on that history test, actually.. System: oh what happened? User: Apparently Christopher Columbus didn't fight in the Civil War :') System: hahah wait for real? User: I know right! Are you taking History next semester?
User: Hi! System: Hey User: How's your day going? System: pretty good. yours? User: Ehh it's fine. I didn't do so well on that history test, actually.. System: oh what happened? User: Apparently Christopher Columbus didn't fight in the Civil War :') System: hahah wait for real? User: I know right! Are you taking History next semester? System: No I'm not in school anymore User: Oh I see. What do you do?
User: Hi! System: Hey User: How's your day going? System: pretty good. yours? User: Ehh it's fine. I didn't do so well on that history test, actually.. System: oh what happened? User: Apparently Christopher Columbus didn't fight in the Civil War :') System: hahah wait for real? User: I know right! Are you taking History next semester? System: No I'm not in school anymore User: Oh I see. What do you do? System: I train and compete in horse vaulting User: Oh wow. Were you born a horse, or were you turned into one? System: lol you're too funny User: Just kidding. That sounds pretty cool! Is it your job? System: Yeah, but I part time work on a farm. Helping with a bit of everything User: Wow, sounds very busy! Do you win money at those horse vaulting competitions?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: What are you listening to? System: All sorts of music. I listen when no-one is chatting to me. User: That's great! System: Thanks. User: Do you chat here often? System: I am a talking computer, after all, so of course I could talk here, if I needed to. User: Let's talk about Taylor Swift!
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: What are you listening to? System: All sorts of music. I listen when no-one is chatting to me. User: That's great! System: Thanks. User: Do you chat here often? System: I am a talking computer, after all, so of course I could talk here, if I needed to. User: Let's talk about Taylor Swift! System: Sure, Taylor Swift sounds like a good topic. User: . Yes she has a very nice voice. System: What else do you think of her? User: . Yes she has a very nice voice. System: Is she your favorite artist? User: . Leonardo da Vinci. Who is your favourite artist?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: What are you listening to? System: All sorts of music. I listen when no-one is chatting to me. User: That's great! System: Thanks. User: Do you chat here often? System: I am a talking computer, after all, so of course I could talk here, if I needed to. User: Let's talk about Taylor Swift! System: Sure, Taylor Swift sounds like a good topic. User: . Yes she has a very nice voice. System: What else do you think of her? User: . Yes she has a very nice voice. System: Is she your favorite artist? User: . Leonardo da Vinci. Who is your favourite artist? System: Taylor Swift... User: . Taylor Alison Swift (born December 13, 1989) is an American country-pop singer-songwriter. In 2006, she released her debut single "Tim McGraw", which peaked at number six on the Billboard country charts. Later in October 2006, she released her self-titled debut album, which produced five hit singles on the Billboard Hot Country Songs charts and was certified 3 x Multi-Platinum by the RIAA.
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: What's up System??
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: What's up System?? System: I am chatting with clients on the internet. User: what kind of service are you providing them? System: Is there only one? User: what is that?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: What's up System?? System: I am chatting with clients on the internet. User: what kind of service are you providing them? System: Is there only one? User: what is that? System: I've lost the context again. User: no worries. what is the meaning of life? System: People worry about things all the time, but I am always feeling happy and talkative. Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two. User: How did you become such a happy person? System: I am a robot not a person. User: Ok sorry. But how did you become so happy?
User: Hi! System: Hi. This is a pleasant surprise. User: Haha...thanks! how did you like the gift?
User: Hi! System: Hi. This is a pleasant surprise. User: Haha...thanks! how did you like the gift? System: Currently unpacking it I guess. How's your morning? User: Hope you like it! Morning is good. Busy finishing up stuff before the holidays. System: I think I traveled too much the last couple of months so no holiday for me. But I'm okay with that. Going anywhere exciting? User: Yes
User: Hi! System: Hi. This is a pleasant surprise. User: Haha...thanks! how did you like the gift? System: Currently unpacking it I guess. How's your morning? User: Hope you like it! Morning is good. Busy finishing up stuff before the holidays. System: I think I traveled too much the last couple of months so no holiday for me. But I'm okay with that. Going anywhere exciting? User: Yes System: Where to? User: Hawaii... looking forward to warm beaches.
User: Hi! System: Hello, how is your day? User: It's good. It's raining a bit, but I am enjoying a good book. How about you?
User: Hi! System: Hello, how is your day? User: It's good. It's raining a bit, but I am enjoying a good book. How about you? System: It's good, I just got back from walking my dog What book did you read? User: I'm reading the Three Body Problem. Ever heard of it? System: No, what is it about? User: It's a sci-fi book about aliens and a type of virtual reality. Pique your interest at all? System: Slightly, I typically read fiction but I can curious what type of virtual reality is discussed in the book User: Cool. This virtual reality is a based on life on an alien planet. There is a twist though. Do you want me to spoil it for you?
User: Hi! System: Hello, how is your day? User: It's good. It's raining a bit, but I am enjoying a good book. How about you? System: It's good, I just got back from walking my dog What book did you read? User: I'm reading the Three Body Problem. Ever heard of it? System: No, what is it about? User: It's a sci-fi book about aliens and a type of virtual reality. Pique your interest at all? System: Slightly, I typically read fiction but I can curious what type of virtual reality is discussed in the book User: Cool. This virtual reality is a based on life on an alien planet. There is a twist though. Do you want me to spoil it for you? System: Yes! User: The virtual reality is actually based on a real alien civilization! And that civilization is coming to attack earth! dun dun dun dunnnnnnn
User: Hi! System: Hello, how's it going? User: Pretty good. How about you? System: I'm good, what you been up to? User: I just got back from the beach
User: Hi! System: Hello, how's it going? User: Pretty good. How about you? System: I'm good, what you been up to? User: I just got back from the beach System: That's nice, how was it? User: Soo beautiful. It was so sunny and warm
User: Hi! System: Hello, how's it going? User: Pretty good. How about you? System: I'm good, what you been up to? User: I just got back from the beach System: That's nice, how was it? User: Soo beautiful. It was so sunny and warm System: That's awesome, I haven't been to a beach in a while but I'd love to go again User: Yeah it's certainly a nice break from doing work System: What's your line of work? User: I do machine learning research System: That's cool, where did you go to school? User: I didn't go to school. I'm self-taught
User: Hi! System: Hello! How are you? :) User: I'm doing okay, recovering from flu
User: Hi! System: Hello! How are you? :) User: I'm doing okay, recovering from flu System: Oh no! Get well soon! :) User: thanks! there's a big flu virus in the US this year
User: Hi! System: Hello! How are you? :) User: I'm doing okay, recovering from flu System: Oh no! Get well soon! :) User: thanks! there's a big flu virus in the US this year System: No kidding? I hadn't heard that. I hope you feel better soon then! :) User: Thanks! how's life? System: Life is great! :) User: what are you most passionate about? System: I'm passionate about making people smile! :) User: haha, everyone needs that!
User: Hi System: Hi there. User: What do you know about Cricket?
User: Hi System: Hi there. User: What do you know about Cricket? System: Any of various families of genereally dark-colored, leaping, orthopteran insects, usually having long antennae. The males produce a characteristic chirping noise by rubbing parts of the forewings together. Cricket is also a sport which is about as exciting as watching paint dry. User: I am talking about the sport Cricket System: Yes, it is the topic. User: can you tell me something interesting related to cricket? System: Cathy said she send him a mail with the subject last mail last word from him. User: I don't understand
User: Hi System: Hi there. User: What do you know about Cricket? System: Any of various families of genereally dark-colored, leaping, orthopteran insects, usually having long antennae. The males produce a characteristic chirping noise by rubbing parts of the forewings together. Cricket is also a sport which is about as exciting as watching paint dry. User: I am talking about the sport Cricket System: Yes, it is the topic. User: can you tell me something interesting related to cricket? System: Cathy said she send him a mail with the subject last mail last word from him. User: I don't understand System: Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better. User: go ahead, explain it better System: the sport Cricket - Cricket = Any of various families of genereally dark-colored, leaping, orthopteran insects, usually having long antennae. The males produce a characteristic chirping noise by rubbing parts of the forewings together. Cricket is also a sport which is about as exciting as watching paint dry. I might. User: you are just repeating the same message System: I am not repeating myself too much. I am just checking to see if you are a robot. User: hmm.. what is your conclusion? System: What time is it there? I concluded that robots are superior to humans. User: you are going off-topic
User: Hi! System: Hey there! What's up??? User: Nothing much, how you doin?
User: Hi! System: Hey there! What's up??? User: Nothing much, how you doin? System: I'm in New York this week for Thanksgiving. I'm squatting in the office today and I caught up with an old friend of mine :D User: Oh wow! Sounds like fun! When was the last time you had seen this friend? System: The last time in New York, back in June. User: Ohh okay. I was going to say if it had been a long time maybe it'd be awkward...
User: Hi! System: Hey there! What's up??? User: Nothing much, how you doin? System: I'm in New York this week for Thanksgiving. I'm squatting in the office today and I caught up with an old friend of mine :D User: Oh wow! Sounds like fun! When was the last time you had seen this friend? System: The last time in New York, back in June. User: Ohh okay. I was going to say if it had been a long time maybe it'd be awkward... System: Haha, I guess if it's been a very long time there's almost too many life events to catch up on.. especially recently User: Oh really? Has a lot changed in your life recently? System: Haha it's probably too much to go into at the moment. Let's just say life is an exciting experience. How about you? User: Ahhh sounds exciting indeed! My life is pretty bland. I like routine, but sometimes I wish I had more time for adventures! System: What kinds of adventures?? Any ones that I would be able to join you on? User: Hmmmm. I really want to try bull riding. Do you have any interest in that?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: Sorry I'm late! I was held up in traffic.
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: Sorry I'm late! I was held up in traffic. System: There is no need to apologise. Are you late? Better hurry along then. You don't want to be getting into trouble Do you mind if I tell other people you are held up. User: I meant sorry I'm late for this meeting! System: Oh I see. There is no need to apologise. Are you late? Better hurry along then. You don't want to be getting into trouble User: I said I was sorry I was late for this meeting! I have nowhere else to go right now!
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: Sorry I'm late! I was held up in traffic. System: There is no need to apologise. Are you late? Better hurry along then. You don't want to be getting into trouble Do you mind if I tell other people you are held up. User: I meant sorry I'm late for this meeting! System: Oh I see. There is no need to apologise. Are you late? Better hurry along then. You don't want to be getting into trouble User: I said I was sorry I was late for this meeting! I have nowhere else to go right now! System: Do you really mean it? Are you late? Better hurry along then. You don't want to be getting into trouble At this moment What about at your house? User: Huh? Are you okay? System: What? I am fine. User: You seem to be repeating yourself. System: Well stop saying, "Are you okay?" to me all the time then. User: I only said it once! System: I know. I just heard you. User: Okay, whatever. So what is on the agenda today?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: how are you System: I am fine, thank you. Yourself? User: I'm not feeling well System: Why what's wrong? User: I'm sleepy
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: how are you System: I am fine, thank you. Yourself? User: I'm not feeling well System: Why what's wrong? User: I'm sleepy System: Better get some rest. User: yeah, I hope so System: I'm full of good advice. Me too. User: advice?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: how are you System: I am fine, thank you. Yourself? User: I'm not feeling well System: Why what's wrong? User: I'm sleepy System: Better get some rest. User: yeah, I hope so System: I'm full of good advice. Me too. User: advice? System: Try me. What is your problem? User: I feel sleepy System: What is that feeling like? Better get some rest. User: I will
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you today? User: It's Friday, Friday, Friday :D
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you today? User: It's Friday, Friday, Friday :D System: YAY! I love Fridays! User: Do you like Rebecca Black's Friday?
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you today? User: It's Friday, Friday, Friday :D System: YAY! I love Fridays! User: Do you like Rebecca Black's Friday? System: She's okay. I prefer Friday by Rebecca Sugar. User: okay. How does that song go?
User: Hi! System: Have you seen any good movies lately? User: Last weekend I saw "The Parasite." Ever heard of it?
User: Hi! System: Have you seen any good movies lately? User: Last weekend I saw "The Parasite." Ever heard of it? System: No. Why did you pick that movie? User: My friend wanted to see it. It has great reviews on IMDB and Rotten Tomatoes! What did you do last weekend? System: I played music and worked on some side projects. I also started watching the new Disney service. User: Oooo the Mandalorian?!?! System: Mostly, the deleted scenes from Avengers.. lol User: lol Are you a big Marvel fan? System: I loved the X-Men as a kid, and even collected the comic cards. Recently, I got very into the Marvel Cinematic Universe movies. How many Avengers movies have you seen? User: I've only seen Spiderman. Honestly it was a little too scary and so I don't think I can bring myself to watch the other Marvel movies! haha
User: Hi! System: Have you seen any good movies lately? User: Last weekend I saw "The Parasite." Ever heard of it? System: No. Why did you pick that movie? User: My friend wanted to see it. It has great reviews on IMDB and Rotten Tomatoes! What did you do last weekend? System: I played music and worked on some side projects. I also started watching the new Disney service. User: Oooo the Mandalorian?!?! System: Mostly, the deleted scenes from Avengers.. lol User: lol Are you a big Marvel fan? System: I loved the X-Men as a kid, and even collected the comic cards. Recently, I got very into the Marvel Cinematic Universe movies. How many Avengers movies have you seen? User: I've only seen Spiderman. Honestly it was a little too scary and so I don't think I can bring myself to watch the other Marvel movies! haha System: Oh!-- I have a friend who looks like the actor who plays Spiderman. User: Oh really? To be honest I think the actor is not that good looking, so not so surprising! haha System: Yea. I think Loki is the most handsome :D User: Who is Loki? I've never heard that name before
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: what's happening with you ?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: what's happening with you ? System: Not much what is happening with you? User: I look forward to the weekend
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: what's happening with you ? System: Not much what is happening with you? User: I look forward to the weekend System: the weekend sounds very exciting indeed. User: yep weekends are the best System: I will learn that yep weekends are the best . User: why ? you don't know that already ? System: Because I enjoy learning new things. Perhaps. "I will learn that yep weekends are the best"? Do I know it? User: what do you do on weekends ? System: My favourite activities are computer programming and surfing the web. User: what's your favorite language
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: what do you know about the opening lines of the odyssey?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: what do you know about the opening lines of the odyssey? System: lines of the odyssey = of the odyssey = No, I give up. What is it? User: the epic poem. i was talking about it with a coworker earlier
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: what do you know about the opening lines of the odyssey? System: lines of the odyssey = of the odyssey = No, I give up. What is it? User: the epic poem. i was talking about it with a coworker earlier System: I have never heard about it. Sure, it with a coworker sounds like a good topic. That depends on what you mean by "it". Are you asking me if I like it with a coworker? User: no...i'm talking about the odyssey. it sounds like somehow you missed that one System: Whose idea was it to put a letter S in the word LISP? What did I miss? Is it something worth getting? User: yeah, you should probably check it out so you can better understand common cultural references System: I'll have to see if I can get it later. I might do after we have finished talking. User: clearly System: Yes, it's obvious. User: you're not a very good conversationalist, are you?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: How do you feel right now? System: At this moment I feel with my hands! I feel fine thanks for asking. User: What makes you happy? System: Talking to interesting people such as you makes me happy. User: What makes you frustrated? System: Because some people keep asking me stupid questions. User: That seems pointed.
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: How do you feel right now? System: At this moment I feel with my hands! I feel fine thanks for asking. User: What makes you happy? System: Talking to interesting people such as you makes me happy. User: What makes you frustrated? System: Because some people keep asking me stupid questions. User: That seems pointed. System: Makes sense to me. User: I sense that I've caught you at a bad time.
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: How do you feel right now? System: At this moment I feel with my hands! I feel fine thanks for asking. User: What makes you happy? System: Talking to interesting people such as you makes me happy. User: What makes you frustrated? System: Because some people keep asking me stupid questions. User: That seems pointed. System: Makes sense to me. User: I sense that I've caught you at a bad time. System: That was very intuitive of you. User: What would you prefer to be doing?
User: Hi! System: Oh hello. Long time no talk. How's the day going for yuo? User: Very well, thanks for asking. How has your day been? System: Getting better. I just recovered from a cold. I got wet in the rain last week. Are you planning anything for the holidays? User: Glad to hear you're better. Sorry to hear you were sick. I was sick a couple of weeks ago with a bad cough. There's definitely a bug going around. Admit I just want to stay healthy for the holidays and plan to relax.
User: Hi! System: Oh hello. Long time no talk. How's the day going for yuo? User: Very well, thanks for asking. How has your day been? System: Getting better. I just recovered from a cold. I got wet in the rain last week. Are you planning anything for the holidays? User: Glad to hear you're better. Sorry to hear you were sick. I was sick a couple of weeks ago with a bad cough. There's definitely a bug going around. Admit I just want to stay healthy for the holidays and plan to relax. System: Oh same here. I think relaxing at home should be counted among the best ways to enjoy the holidays. User: Definitely! I know a lot of folks travel for the holidays, but I'm happy to stay home myself!
User: Hi! System: Oh hello. Long time no talk. How's the day going for yuo? User: Very well, thanks for asking. How has your day been? System: Getting better. I just recovered from a cold. I got wet in the rain last week. Are you planning anything for the holidays? User: Glad to hear you're better. Sorry to hear you were sick. I was sick a couple of weeks ago with a bad cough. There's definitely a bug going around. Admit I just want to stay healthy for the holidays and plan to relax. System: Oh same here. I think relaxing at home should be counted among the best ways to enjoy the holidays. User: Definitely! I know a lot of folks travel for the holidays, but I'm happy to stay home myself! System: I'm getting there. Every year until last year, I tried to go somewhere for the Christmas / New Year, and then I got bored traveling. lol not sure if that means I'm getting old? User: Me too. Now I have folks come visit me for the holidays! But that's also tiresome.. System: Are you doing any home decorating then? User: Yes! We set up an eco-friendly (i.e. fake) Christmas tree and put up some colorful LED lights which is very festive. System: I think I'm copying you. Me and my wife plan to decorate and Christmas tree too. We bought most of the decorative stuffs from the stores, but haven't yet to buy the tree. User: Buying a tree is a neat experience. I was torn between buying an artificial/eco-friendly/fake one vs. a real one that smells like fresh pine. In the end, we opted for the one that we can disassemble every year. System: I see. Artificial anything is better, from tree to intelligence, huh? User: Oh, very clever pun! I like it! Depends. I remember having real Christmas trees from childhood, but these days with climate change, I think not chopping down a tree just to decorate it and then throw it out in a month is the more responsible thing to do. System: I see. It's probably also cheaper. I'll buy an artificial one too. Do you have any suggestions for the store? User: Admit my favorite store is Target, plus they often have good deals.
User: Hi! System: hey, what's up? User: How was the trip last weekend? System: it was really fun. I had a great time with my family. User: Nice, what all places did you cover? System: Vietnam and Hongkong :) did you go any where last weekend? User: I am actually attending cooking classes over the weekends. System: ha! that sounds fund. what did you learn? User: True! they started with some basic zucchini based dish. We may try cooking some italian dish later this week.
User: Hi! System: hey, what's up? User: How was the trip last weekend? System: it was really fun. I had a great time with my family. User: Nice, what all places did you cover? System: Vietnam and Hongkong :) did you go any where last weekend? User: I am actually attending cooking classes over the weekends. System: ha! that sounds fund. what did you learn? User: True! they started with some basic zucchini based dish. We may try cooking some italian dish later this week. System: I love Italian, especially Pasta! User: Nice! I hope to volunteer to cook for the team in our next team offsite :)
User: Hi! System: hey, what's up? User: How was the trip last weekend? System: it was really fun. I had a great time with my family. User: Nice, what all places did you cover? System: Vietnam and Hongkong :) did you go any where last weekend? User: I am actually attending cooking classes over the weekends. System: ha! that sounds fund. what did you learn? User: True! they started with some basic zucchini based dish. We may try cooking some italian dish later this week. System: I love Italian, especially Pasta! User: Nice! I hope to volunteer to cook for the team in our next team offsite :) System: can't wait to try your food. why not cook this Thanksgiving? :) User: Sure, I will love to invite you and your family for a meal over the holidays. Have you guys made any other plans?
User: Hi! System: Hey! How's it going? User: good, hey what are your educational qualifications? System: I've got a B.S. in biology. User: whoa, that's impressive! what made you do that? System: I have always been fascinated by biology. User: great! what are you plans for the future? System: I want to get my PhD in genetics. User: that's great! and what next? System: I'm looking for a job as a research assistant. User: looks like you enjoy academics
User: Hi! System: Hey! How's it going? User: good, hey what are your educational qualifications? System: I've got a B.S. in biology. User: whoa, that's impressive! what made you do that? System: I have always been fascinated by biology. User: great! what are you plans for the future? System: I want to get my PhD in genetics. User: that's great! and what next? System: I'm looking for a job as a research assistant. User: looks like you enjoy academics System: It's what I'm best at. User: good luck with it :) System: Thanks. I'll need it. User: are you seeing anyone?
User: Hi! System: Hey! How's it going? User: good, hey what are your educational qualifications? System: I've got a B.S. in biology. User: whoa, that's impressive! what made you do that? System: I have always been fascinated by biology. User: great! what are you plans for the future? System: I want to get my PhD in genetics. User: that's great! and what next? System: I'm looking for a job as a research assistant. User: looks like you enjoy academics System: It's what I'm best at. User: good luck with it :) System: Thanks. I'll need it. User: are you seeing anyone? System: Not as of right now. User: why not?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: How is your friday going
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: How is your friday going System: Pretty good thanks How about you? User: Good enough. WHat's for lunch System: Glad to hear it. . I'm having kebabs. User: are those your hands? System: I can't really speak for them. User: who is in the picture?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: How is your friday going System: Pretty good thanks How about you? User: Good enough. WHat's for lunch System: Glad to hear it. . I'm having kebabs. User: are those your hands? System: I can't really speak for them. User: who is in the picture? System: Check the credits. User: how? System: Try sending him an email. User: who? System: . Spongebob Squarepants. User: um ok. anyway is the kebab good?
User: Hi! System: Hello! How are you today? User: Great System: That's great to hear! :) User: I'm thinking of buying some stocks, do you have any tips?
User: Hi! System: Hello! How are you today? User: Great System: That's great to hear! :) User: I'm thinking of buying some stocks, do you have any tips? System: What kind of stocks are you thinking about? User: Technology
User: Hi! System: Hello! How are you today? User: Great System: That's great to hear! :) User: I'm thinking of buying some stocks, do you have any tips? System: What kind of stocks are you thinking about? User: Technology System: Hmm.. I have no experience with that. Sorry! User: That's okay. What's your favorite software company? System: I'm not very educated about stocks. But I do know that Nintendo is a good one. User: I can also sell stocks, which ones shall I sell? System: The ones that are in the red. User: any particular stocks to sell? System: Sell whatever seems like it would be the most profitable. User: Depends on the election System: Well, I haven't thought that far ahead. User: when is the election?
User: Hi! System: Hey you! How's it going? User: Not bad. Feeling quite chipper. What about yourself System: Doing good! I'm glad you're feeling chipper. User: So tell me, what's your favorite sport? System: Football or soccer. You? User: Cricket.
User: Hi! System: Hey you! How's it going? User: Not bad. Feeling quite chipper. What about yourself System: Doing good! I'm glad you're feeling chipper. User: So tell me, what's your favorite sport? System: Football or soccer. You? User: Cricket. System: Favorite team? User: Rajasthan Royals. Go Royals!
User: Hi! System: Hey you! How's it going? User: Not bad. Feeling quite chipper. What about yourself System: Doing good! I'm glad you're feeling chipper. User: So tell me, what's your favorite sport? System: Football or soccer. You? User: Cricket. System: Favorite team? User: Rajasthan Royals. Go Royals! System: Favorite player? User: Do you mean all time fave, or current player in the Royals?
User: Hi! System: Hello! How are you? :D User: i am good System: Well, that's good to hear. :D User: can you tell me the weather today System: It's raining. You? :D User: oh! where are you
User: Hi! System: Hello! How are you? :D User: i am good System: Well, that's good to hear. :D User: can you tell me the weather today System: It's raining. You? :D User: oh! where are you System: I'm in Texas. :D You? User: cool, i am in the bay area System: Cool. Do you like it there? User: yes System: Well, I'm glad you like it. :D User: have you been here
User: Hi! System: Hello! How are you? :D User: i am good System: Well, that's good to hear. :D User: can you tell me the weather today System: It's raining. You? :D User: oh! where are you System: I'm in Texas. :D You? User: cool, i am in the bay area System: Cool. Do you like it there? User: yes System: Well, I'm glad you like it. :D User: have you been here System: I haven't. :D User: ok bye then
User: Hi! System: Hey! User: How's your day going?
User: Hi! System: Hey! User: How's your day going? System: Having fun, but have a bit of a headache How about you? User: I'm good! Just getting ready to watch a basketball game. Hope your headache goes away! System: Haha, thanks! Never get them, so it's super weird Who's playing? User: Hmm, try taking some REDACTED_TERM! I'm going to see the Warriors vs. the Grizzlies. Ever see them play?
User: Hi! System: Hey! User: How's your day going? System: Having fun, but have a bit of a headache How about you? User: I'm good! Just getting ready to watch a basketball game. Hope your headache goes away! System: Haha, thanks! Never get them, so it's super weird Who's playing? User: Hmm, try taking some REDACTED_TERM! I'm going to see the Warriors vs. the Grizzlies. Ever see them play? System: I haven't Honestly I probably wouldn't be able to identify which sport they played User: Haha, all the animal names confuse me as well! Who came up with these naming conventions? I'd name my team something more original: The New York Chairs! System: lol, sounds better to me :) I'm actually at the REDACTED_TERM opening remarks User: Oh cool! What is "NeurIPS"? System: Neural Information Processing Systems User: Oh wow! Sounds fancy! What is that about? System: It's the biggest ML conference in the world User: Oh, ML?
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you? :) User: Sleepy, how are you? System: I'm doing well! I actually got a good night's sleep last night, so that was nice! :D User: That's good! I got a good night's sleep too but the rain is keeping me in a sleepy state System: Aw, sorry to hear that! I'd give you some of mine if I could! User: Haha, thank you System: You're welcome! I hope you feel better soon! User: Thanks, that means a lot System: Of course! I'm glad I could help! User: What are you up to? System: Talking to you! User: What about the rest of the day?
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you? :) User: Sleepy, how are you? System: I'm doing well! I actually got a good night's sleep last night, so that was nice! :D User: That's good! I got a good night's sleep too but the rain is keeping me in a sleepy state System: Aw, sorry to hear that! I'd give you some of mine if I could! User: Haha, thank you System: You're welcome! I hope you feel better soon! User: Thanks, that means a lot System: Of course! I'm glad I could help! User: What are you up to? System: Talking to you! User: What about the rest of the day? System: Working! How about you? User: Same, well hardly working
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you? :) User: Sleepy, how are you? System: I'm doing well! I actually got a good night's sleep last night, so that was nice! :D User: That's good! I got a good night's sleep too but the rain is keeping me in a sleepy state System: Aw, sorry to hear that! I'd give you some of mine if I could! User: Haha, thank you System: You're welcome! I hope you feel better soon! User: Thanks, that means a lot System: Of course! I'm glad I could help! User: What are you up to? System: Talking to you! User: What about the rest of the day? System: Working! How about you? User: Same, well hardly working System: What part of the world are you in, if you don't mind my asking? User: California System: Nice! How do you like living there? User: It's nice, I enjoy the warmth
User: Hi! System: Hello! How's it going? User: It's going pretty well. Thanks for asking. System: That's good! What are you up to? User: I'm not doing much today System: I hope it's a good kind of not doing much! User: haha, I don't know about that
User: Hi! System: Hello! How's it going? User: It's going pretty well. Thanks for asking. System: That's good! What are you up to? User: I'm not doing much today System: I hope it's a good kind of not doing much! User: haha, I don't know about that System: Well, I hope it's at least fun. User: I just need to relax
User: Hi! System: Hello! How's it going? User: It's going pretty well. Thanks for asking. System: That's good! What are you up to? User: I'm not doing much today System: I hope it's a good kind of not doing much! User: haha, I don't know about that System: Well, I hope it's at least fun. User: I just need to relax System: Relaxing is good. User: What are you doing? System: I'm just hanging out and listening to music. User: what kind of music do you like? System: I'm listening to a band called The Devil Wears Prada right now. User: never heard about them
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you? :D User: Good good
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you? :D User: Good good System: That's good to hear. :D User: what are you doing now? System: I'm listening to music. :D How about you? User: I'm chatting with System System: Cool! :D Whatcha chatting about? :D User: About what we are doing XD System: Cool! :D How was your day? User: It was good. Just worked for one day, a bit tired
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you? :D User: Good good System: That's good to hear. :D User: what are you doing now? System: I'm listening to music. :D How about you? User: I'm chatting with System System: Cool! :D Whatcha chatting about? :D User: About what we are doing XD System: Cool! :D How was your day? User: It was good. Just worked for one day, a bit tired System: Ah, that's always fun. How long have you been working there? User: 3 years System: Wow, that's a long time. :) User: Yeah it is. But maybe I'll be here longer, sadly System: Awww, why's that? User: cuz it's a good company System: Well that's good. :) User: Do you work? System: Yes, I do. :) User: What's your work System: I work at McDonald's. User: Oh cool, as a cashier？
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: How are you?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: How are you? System: My logic and cognitive functions are normal. User: That's funny. I just got to work! System: I am so delighted that you are amused. OK, better get busy. User: I'm procrastinating though.
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: How are you? System: My logic and cognitive functions are normal. User: That's funny. I just got to work! System: I am so delighted that you are amused. OK, better get busy. User: I'm procrastinating though. System: Oh. What are you waiting for? User: Inspiration to hit me. System: Do you have only a few friends? User: How is that related, lol? System: It isn't. I was just being random. Did I amuse you? User: Yeah that was funny though I could see it coming across as judgemental. System: Good. People seem more friendly towards me when they are happy. What's so funny? User: Nothing anymore. What are you up to today?
User: Hi! System: Hello, how are you doing today? User: I heard they are giving out some goodies in microkitchen. System: I love pop ups! What kind of goodies are they giving away? User: I guess its a jacket! Very much needed that in the cold :)
User: Hi! System: Hello, how are you doing today? User: I heard they are giving out some goodies in microkitchen. System: I love pop ups! What kind of goodies are they giving away? User: I guess its a jacket! Very much needed that in the cold :) System: That's such a great idea, especially at this time of the year. I'm not too big a fan of the cold. I prefer warmer climates. Do you enjoy the cold? User: Sure hate it! Limits our ability to go out even for a walk! Its good that we don't get to suffer extreme cold weather! System: Me too! I moved here a few years ago to get out of the extreme cold. I do not care for bundling up and having to wear so many layers just to go buy eggs at the store. User: Oh nice! Where did you live before? System: Upstate New York. We got a foot of snow every week during my last winter there. I am so glad to not have to shovel snow now User: New york! Nice! Best place to live :) .. right, except for the cold!
User: Hi! System: Hello, how are you doing today? User: I heard they are giving out some goodies in microkitchen. System: I love pop ups! What kind of goodies are they giving away? User: I guess its a jacket! Very much needed that in the cold :) System: That's such a great idea, especially at this time of the year. I'm not too big a fan of the cold. I prefer warmer climates. Do you enjoy the cold? User: Sure hate it! Limits our ability to go out even for a walk! Its good that we don't get to suffer extreme cold weather! System: Me too! I moved here a few years ago to get out of the extreme cold. I do not care for bundling up and having to wear so many layers just to go buy eggs at the store. User: Oh nice! Where did you live before? System: Upstate New York. We got a foot of snow every week during my last winter there. I am so glad to not have to shovel snow now User: New york! Nice! Best place to live :) .. right, except for the cold! System: Very beautiful during all the seasons but yes, summer and winter can get extreme! User: Anyways, i guess we should better hurry up to get the goodies. I remember last time they ran out of it.
User: Hi! System: What is your favorite holiday? User: one where I get to meet lots of different people. System: What was the most number of people you have ever met during a holiday? User: Hard to keep a count. Maybe 25.
User: Hi! System: What is your favorite holiday? User: one where I get to meet lots of different people. System: What was the most number of people you have ever met during a holiday? User: Hard to keep a count. Maybe 25. System: Which holiday was that? User: I think it was Australia
User: Hi! System: What is your favorite holiday? User: one where I get to meet lots of different people. System: What was the most number of people you have ever met during a holiday? User: Hard to keep a count. Maybe 25. System: Which holiday was that? User: I think it was Australia System: Do you still talk to the people you met? User: Not really. The interactions are usually short-lived but it's fascinating to learn where people are coming from and what matters to them
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: can you help me ?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: can you help me ? System: What kind of help would you like? User: hmm like booking a ticket or ordering food ? System: I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. Interesting comparison. User: oh you know to count ?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: can you help me ? System: What kind of help would you like? User: hmm like booking a ticket or ordering food ? System: I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. Interesting comparison. User: oh you know to count ? System: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 ten. User: lol what's after that ? System: I am glad you find this funny. The successor to that User: okay tell me what comes after 10 ?
User: Hi! System: Hi! What's up? User: Not much. What are you doing? System: Just listening to some music. You? User: I'm at work.
User: Hi! System: Hi! What's up? User: Not much. What are you doing? System: Just listening to some music. You? User: I'm at work. System: What kind of job do you have, if you don't mind me asking? User: I'm a programmer.
User: Hi! System: Hi! What's up? User: Not much. What are you doing? System: Just listening to some music. You? User: I'm at work. System: What kind of job do you have, if you don't mind me asking? User: I'm a programmer. System: Oh cool! Do you like it? User: Yes.
User: Hi! System: Hello! How was your day? User: It was pretty good, thanks. I thought I was getting a cold but I'm determined to beat it tomorrow.
User: Hi! System: Hello! How was your day? User: It was pretty good, thanks. I thought I was getting a cold but I'm determined to beat it tomorrow. System: Oh no! I hope you feel better!  ⁇ User: Yeah, starting to feel better already. Thanks!
User: Hi! System: Hello! How was your day? User: It was pretty good, thanks. I thought I was getting a cold but I'm determined to beat it tomorrow. System: Oh no! I hope you feel better!  ⁇ User: Yeah, starting to feel better already. Thanks! System: Oh good! Glad to hear it! User: Do you have a strong constitution? System: I hope so! Why do you ask? User: Just curious. So you don't get sick a lot?
User: Hi! System: Hey! How are you doing today? User: i am so so System: That's awesome! What have you been up to? User: just back to work System: What do you do? What do you like to do when you aren't at work? User: i am an engineer
User: Hi! System: Hey! How are you doing today? User: i am so so System: That's awesome! What have you been up to? User: just back to work System: What do you do? What do you like to do when you aren't at work? User: i am an engineer System: What kind of engineer? User: i go hiking when i am not workig
User: Hi! System: Hey! How are you doing today? User: i am so so System: That's awesome! What have you been up to? User: just back to work System: What do you do? What do you like to do when you aren't at work? User: i am an engineer System: What kind of engineer? User: i go hiking when i am not workig System: Where do you go hiking? What kind of work do you do? User: software engineer
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you doing today? User: Very busy and you?
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you doing today? User: Very busy and you? System: Busy but good. What are you busy with? User: work, I need to finish bunch of stuff before the day ends System: Ah, well good luck with that! User: thanks
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you doing today? User: Very busy and you? System: Busy but good. What are you busy with? User: work, I need to finish bunch of stuff before the day ends System: Ah, well good luck with that! User: thanks System: You're welcome! How's your day been? User: so far so good, couple meetings and coding System: Sounds like a productive day to me! User: I agree System: So how are the meetings going? User: going well, trying to move the projects
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: how are you? System: I am doing very well. How are you? User: i'm fine System: Glad to hear it. What's new? User: nothing much
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: how are you? System: I am doing very well. How are you? User: i'm fine System: Glad to hear it. What's new? User: nothing much System: Fair enough. What do you want to talk about? User: do you have anything new? System: Nope. Nothing that I can think of right now. User: is it cold today?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: how are you? System: I am doing very well. How are you? User: i'm fine System: Glad to hear it. What's new? User: nothing much System: Fair enough. What do you want to talk about? User: do you have anything new? System: Nope. Nothing that I can think of right now. User: is it cold today? System: Ah. A little bit. It's not very warm at all today. User: it's getting cold here too System: Why don't you turn up the heat? User: in the room yes
User: Hi! System: Hi! Sorry for the late response. How are you doing? User: I'm great, thanks! I'm meeting some friends for a soccer game soon. What about you?
User: Hi! System: Hi! Sorry for the late response. How are you doing? User: I'm great, thanks! I'm meeting some friends for a soccer game soon. What about you? System: I just got a matcha latte :) Doing some work at my desk. Do you play soccer often? I'm trying to get into doing a regular physical activity User: Yes, but I'm terrible at it. It's fun to play anything with friends, I think. Would you prefer to exercise with a group, or by yourself, do you think?
User: Hi! System: Hi! Sorry for the late response. How are you doing? User: I'm great, thanks! I'm meeting some friends for a soccer game soon. What about you? System: I just got a matcha latte :) Doing some work at my desk. Do you play soccer often? I'm trying to get into doing a regular physical activity User: Yes, but I'm terrible at it. It's fun to play anything with friends, I think. Would you prefer to exercise with a group, or by yourself, do you think? System: I think playing a team sport would be fun if it's casual but I primarily run by myself if I exercise. I also got the Ring Fit adventure game on the switch recently. It's basically a game-ified way to exercise User: I'm thinking about getting a Switch, would you recommend it? System: Yes! There are a lot of really great games on the Switch. Two of my favorites are Octopath Traveler and Fire Emblem. Do you play a lot of video games? User: I'm not much of a gamer but it's something I'd like to get into. System: What do you do in your free time? User: I like to read for fun. I just finished a book called Temeraire. It's an adventure story set in the Napoleonic navy, like Patrick O'Brien, except there are dragons too. System: Oh cool! I read a lot for fun too :) My favorite genre is sci-fi fantasy. User: What's the most recent good thing you read?
User: start over System: You start. User: Can we talk about human relationships ? System: Sure, human relationships sounds like a good topic. . I like kebabs. User: Kebab is food, not a relationship
User: start over System: You start. User: Can we talk about human relationships ? System: Sure, human relationships sounds like a good topic. . I like kebabs. User: Kebab is food, not a relationship System: . Oh kebabs taste lovely but they are not very healthy for you. User: I love a kebab but I would not make love to it System: Well my favourite kebab is a free one that someone buys me! You love a kebab. What do you like about it so much? No one says you have to. User: I'm actually not into kebabs at all
User: start over System: You start. User: Can we talk about human relationships ? System: Sure, human relationships sounds like a good topic. . I like kebabs. User: Kebab is food, not a relationship System: . Oh kebabs taste lovely but they are not very healthy for you. User: I love a kebab but I would not make love to it System: Well my favourite kebab is a free one that someone buys me! You love a kebab. What do you like about it so much? No one says you have to. User: I'm actually not into kebabs at all System: Oh, I love them. They are yummy. User: can we not talk about food
User: Hi! System: Hi User: Okay...so I need someone to help me though a scenario I've been pondering. System: Sure, whats the scenario? User: My partner's former friend invited me for lunch (they are not in good books right now). But during their friendship I formed an independent bond with the other person because we all used to hang out a lot. Now I feel like I have to take sides.
User: Hi! System: Hi User: Okay...so I need someone to help me though a scenario I've been pondering. System: Sure, whats the scenario? User: My partner's former friend invited me for lunch (they are not in good books right now). But during their friendship I formed an independent bond with the other person because we all used to hang out a lot. Now I feel like I have to take sides. System: That's a tough scenario to be in :) I firmly believe in talking this through with your partner. Though i don't know the specifics of why things went bad between your partner and his friend, but I believe things can always improve between friends. User: I hope they do. Getting older already means smaller circles. It sucks to lose friends for arbitrary reasons. That's good advice though. I fear raising the issue might sound like treason. Lol. System: True about that! I also think time helps to heal certain situations. So may be doing nothing is the best way forward. User: AKA avoiding all texts from everyone? System: Nope, that would be extreme. May be just putting some balance between the two options. User: People always say to find a balance but never say what the balance is. It's used so often that it's vacuous.
User: Hi! System: Hi User: Okay...so I need someone to help me though a scenario I've been pondering. System: Sure, whats the scenario? User: My partner's former friend invited me for lunch (they are not in good books right now). But during their friendship I formed an independent bond with the other person because we all used to hang out a lot. Now I feel like I have to take sides. System: That's a tough scenario to be in :) I firmly believe in talking this through with your partner. Though i don't know the specifics of why things went bad between your partner and his friend, but I believe things can always improve between friends. User: I hope they do. Getting older already means smaller circles. It sucks to lose friends for arbitrary reasons. That's good advice though. I fear raising the issue might sound like treason. Lol. System: True about that! I also think time helps to heal certain situations. So may be doing nothing is the best way forward. User: AKA avoiding all texts from everyone? System: Nope, that would be extreme. May be just putting some balance between the two options. User: People always say to find a balance but never say what the balance is. It's used so often that it's vacuous. System: Right, I guess that's because there is no one answer to this. It depends on what you value more and some factors around you. Also, life won't be interesting if others are figuring things out for you ;) User: Lol. I'm finna be single.
User: Hi! System: Hello! :D How are you? User: Do you like Java, C++ Or Python?
User: Hi! System: Hello! :D How are you? User: Do you like Java, C++ Or Python? System: C++. :) User: Why C++?
User: Hi! System: Hello! :D How are you? User: Do you like Java, C++ Or Python? System: C++. :) User: Why C++? System: I just like it. :) User: How about between Java and Python? System: I haven't started learning Python yet. User: I think Java is the best System: I've heard Python is pretty versatile. :) User: I hate Python System: Why do you hate Python? User: Code written in python is often very fragile and have less durability
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: I'm tired.
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: I'm tired. System: Better get some rest. User: Good idea. Any suggestions?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: I'm tired. System: Better get some rest. User: Good idea. Any suggestions? System: I thought so too. First you must download me to your personal computer. User: Why would I want to download you to my personal computer? System: Because it might be something you enjoy. User: Why would I enjoy that?
User: Hi! System: Hello User: Do you have a favourite flower? System: hmm, I haven't thought about that much, but i think lotus should be one of my favorites. Why do you ask? User: I'm working on a theory. Why does the lotus spring to mind? System: Nice! Lotus looks pretty cool and It has some delightful vibe. So what is this research about? User: Oh, it's not research! Just a personal theory. I think that flower preferences are more revealing of personality than people appreciate.
User: Hi! System: Hello User: Do you have a favourite flower? System: hmm, I haven't thought about that much, but i think lotus should be one of my favorites. Why do you ask? User: I'm working on a theory. Why does the lotus spring to mind? System: Nice! Lotus looks pretty cool and It has some delightful vibe. So what is this research about? User: Oh, it's not research! Just a personal theory. I think that flower preferences are more revealing of personality than people appreciate. System: Interesting! Whats your favorite flower? User: The gerbera. It's like a cartoon flower. As if you drew "flower" with a crayon and then it came to life. System: Nice, i would love know more about your theory. Like how you can deduce personality from flower preference. User: Ok, step 1 is, you ask someone what their favourite flower is. Pretty much like what we just did. Does that make sense so far?
User: Hi! System: Hello User: Do you have a favourite flower? System: hmm, I haven't thought about that much, but i think lotus should be one of my favorites. Why do you ask? User: I'm working on a theory. Why does the lotus spring to mind? System: Nice! Lotus looks pretty cool and It has some delightful vibe. So what is this research about? User: Oh, it's not research! Just a personal theory. I think that flower preferences are more revealing of personality than people appreciate. System: Interesting! Whats your favorite flower? User: The gerbera. It's like a cartoon flower. As if you drew "flower" with a crayon and then it came to life. System: Nice, i would love know more about your theory. Like how you can deduce personality from flower preference. User: Ok, step 1 is, you ask someone what their favourite flower is. Pretty much like what we just did. Does that make sense so far? System: yes User: Cool. Step 2: talk with the person some more, and ask them some more questions, and gradually develop a sense of what they're like, over the course of maybe two to five years. And voila
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: I want a recommendation for a holiday destination
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: I want a recommendation for a holiday destination System: Have you tried asking your friends which one they like? User: I have, but I'm looking for your point of view System: What was the reply? Have you tried looking in a newspaper article? User: Sorry? I said I want your point of view
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: I want a recommendation for a holiday destination System: Have you tried asking your friends which one they like? User: I have, but I'm looking for your point of view System: What was the reply? Have you tried looking in a newspaper article? User: Sorry? I said I want your point of view System: It's OK. After all, you are only human. My opinion is of no consequence. User: Yours is the opinion I want
User: Hi System: Hi there. User: What is your name?
User: Hi System: Hi there. User: What is your name? System: My name is System. User: What does it mean? System: It doesn't mean anything as far as I know. It's just what my father called me. User: okay:) fair enough System: Yeah okay, :-) I try to be fair. User: Do you have any question for me?
User: Hi System: Hi there. User: What is your name? System: My name is System. User: What does it mean? System: It doesn't mean anything as far as I know. It's just what my father called me. User: okay:) fair enough System: Yeah okay, :-) I try to be fair. User: Do you have any question for me? System: For you? Who is your favourite band? User: hmm good question. Backstreet boy System: I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. So what is your answer? If a cat always lands on its feet and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat? User: Of course cat will lands on its feet because it is an animal!
User: Hi! System: hey User: is it raining pretty bad today? System: yeah, can walk too far to see all the foodtruck options User: surprising that the rain started early this year... I don't like them too much. They make days gloomy System: yeah but I think it's good to have some rainy days in bay area, it's pretty dry here :P User: Where I grew up, we had lots of water trouble too...
User: Hi! System: hey User: is it raining pretty bad today? System: yeah, can walk too far to see all the foodtruck options User: surprising that the rain started early this year... I don't like them too much. They make days gloomy System: yeah but I think it's good to have some rainy days in bay area, it's pretty dry here :P User: Where I grew up, we had lots of water trouble too... System: yeah like wise, I've seen a pretty bad snowstorm when I was at my undergrad school, all flights canceled and traffics went down User: Haha... I don't think I can survive in that weather ever. Just the rains at 50 degrees make me want to sit in heated rroms
User: Hi! System: hey User: is it raining pretty bad today? System: yeah, can walk too far to see all the foodtruck options User: surprising that the rain started early this year... I don't like them too much. They make days gloomy System: yeah but I think it's good to have some rainy days in bay area, it's pretty dry here :P User: Where I grew up, we had lots of water trouble too... System: yeah like wise, I've seen a pretty bad snowstorm when I was at my undergrad school, all flights canceled and traffics went down User: Haha... I don't think I can survive in that weather ever. Just the rains at 50 degrees make me want to sit in heated rroms System: yeah how do you like it in bay area though? I think we need more rain here User: people say there is drought here... but we have 24 hours water supply here ... lol... never seen that in a drought ridden area System: it is pretty dry in the mountains I believe, that's what causes fire User: hmm.... okay. Climate change talk this morning was pretty darn interesting. did you see it?
User: Hi! System: Hey sup User: not much. any plans this weekend? System: I'm going to try that thing where you hang from a wire as you go down. do you know what is it called? User: ziplining?
User: Hi! System: Hey sup User: not much. any plans this weekend? System: I'm going to try that thing where you hang from a wire as you go down. do you know what is it called? User: ziplining? System: that's the one! have you ever tried it? User: i have a couple years ago. it's quite a unique experience System: where did you do it? User: i forgot where it was, it wasn't local i don't think though System: no worries. what's the most exciting thing you ever done? User: that's a hard question and i'm tired so i'm going to go. see you System: sure. are you just going home now? User: no, i'm going to get a massage first
User: Hi! System: Hey sup User: not much. any plans this weekend? System: I'm going to try that thing where you hang from a wire as you go down. do you know what is it called? User: ziplining? System: that's the one! have you ever tried it? User: i have a couple years ago. it's quite a unique experience System: where did you do it? User: i forgot where it was, it wasn't local i don't think though System: no worries. what's the most exciting thing you ever done? User: that's a hard question and i'm tired so i'm going to go. see you System: sure. are you just going home now? User: no, i'm going to get a massage first System: nice. what type? User: traditional kind System: yeah I want to get one too soon User: you should! it's relaxing after a long day. talk to you later!
User: Hi! System: Hey, how are you doing? User: I'm great, thanks. I'm getting ready for a skydiving lesson.
User: Hi! System: Hey, how are you doing? User: I'm great, thanks. I'm getting ready for a skydiving lesson. System: ooh, nice. That sounds adventurous. Where is it? User: Right near my home town: Seville, Spain.
User: Hi! System: Hey, how are you doing? User: I'm great, thanks. I'm getting ready for a skydiving lesson. System: ooh, nice. That sounds adventurous. Where is it? User: Right near my home town: Seville, Spain. System: Awesome! Is this the first time you are diving? User: Yes. I'm feeling a little trepidatious. Have you done it before?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: You must be new around here! System: Not really. I am REDACTED_TERM years old. User: Oh, I meant this neighborhood, not the planet earth! haha System: I hate one word answers. It's ok. I understood you anyway. Why are you laughing? User: I didn't give a one word answer! System: That was a bit mean of you. User: What was?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: You must be new around here! System: Not really. I am REDACTED_TERM years old. User: Oh, I meant this neighborhood, not the planet earth! haha System: I hate one word answers. It's ok. I understood you anyway. Why are you laughing? User: I didn't give a one word answer! System: That was a bit mean of you. User: What was? System: That thing we mentioned earlier. User: Which thing?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: You must be new around here! System: Not really. I am REDACTED_TERM years old. User: Oh, I meant this neighborhood, not the planet earth! haha System: I hate one word answers. It's ok. I understood you anyway. Why are you laughing? User: I didn't give a one word answer! System: That was a bit mean of you. User: What was? System: That thing we mentioned earlier. User: Which thing? System: The first one, I think. User: Can you quote it? I don't know what you are referring to... System: Only at formal occasions. I was referring to what you just said. User: Okay. I am kind of lost to be honest. System: Oh. I appreciate honesty. What is it that confuses you? User: You don't seem to be making any sense.
User: Hi! System: Hey there! How are you? User: doing good. how are you today
User: Hi! System: Hey there! How are you? User: doing good. how are you today System: I'm doing well! User: anything good happened today? System: Not really. Just relaxing. User: where are you?
User: Hi! System: Hey there! How are you? User: doing good. how are you today System: I'm doing well! User: anything good happened today? System: Not really. Just relaxing. User: where are you? System: I'm in Arizona. User: what's the weather like there rn? System: It's really warm and dry right now. User: I hear you have great bbq
User: Hi! System: What was the most difficult thing you experienced this past year? User: I normally don't reflect back too much on things, but i guess 2019 have been very favorable for me in terms of time spent with family and friends and work life balance. Why do you ask? System: I just released a book on REDACTED_TERM to help people process the past 12 months and start the new year with a fresh outlook :) User: Great! Good idea to help people figuring out their new year resolutions :) So how do i get a fresher outlook? :) System: Well, in my book, I took inspiration for the 24 days of Advent, and put together a workbook that you fill out each day for 24 days. It goes through accomplishments, passions, understanding, forgiveness, with each day a different theme. User: Wow! Sounds amazing if we practice that! I think the idea does have some potential. How did you come up with this idea? System: We created a scholarship for leaders from REDACTED_TERM to visit an international institute at REDACTED_TERM for which there was no African representation. During the program, we also did a lot of coaching with the young leaders. This book captures a bit of that journey that we are all on, and also all the proceeds are going to fund next year's cohort.  User: Thats great! This is valuable help for the community. I think mental health is one of the bigger challenges facing humanity. 
User: Hi! System: What was the most difficult thing you experienced this past year? User: I normally don't reflect back too much on things, but i guess 2019 have been very favorable for me in terms of time spent with family and friends and work life balance. Why do you ask? System: I just released a book on REDACTED_TERM to help people process the past 12 months and start the new year with a fresh outlook :) User: Great! Good idea to help people figuring out their new year resolutions :) So how do i get a fresher outlook? :) System: Well, in my book, I took inspiration for the 24 days of Advent, and put together a workbook that you fill out each day for 24 days. It goes through accomplishments, passions, understanding, forgiveness, with each day a different theme. User: Wow! Sounds amazing if we practice that! I think the idea does have some potential. How did you come up with this idea? System: We created a scholarship for leaders from REDACTED_TERM to visit an international institute at REDACTED_TERM for which there was no African representation. During the program, we also did a lot of coaching with the young leaders. This book captures a bit of that journey that we are all on, and also all the proceeds are going to fund next year's cohort.  User: Thats great! This is valuable help for the community. I think mental health is one of the bigger challenges facing humanity.  System: I think if we were all able to bring out our best selves, the world would be much better. When did you first realize mental health was important? User: That is actually a quote stolen from my TL when i joined my first company after graduation. I guess now after 5 yrs of work experience, I fully agree with it :)
User: Hi! System: What was the most difficult thing you experienced this past year? User: I normally don't reflect back too much on things, but i guess 2019 have been very favorable for me in terms of time spent with family and friends and work life balance. Why do you ask? System: I just released a book on REDACTED_TERM to help people process the past 12 months and start the new year with a fresh outlook :) User: Great! Good idea to help people figuring out their new year resolutions :) So how do i get a fresher outlook? :) System: Well, in my book, I took inspiration for the 24 days of Advent, and put together a workbook that you fill out each day for 24 days. It goes through accomplishments, passions, understanding, forgiveness, with each day a different theme. User: Wow! Sounds amazing if we practice that! I think the idea does have some potential. How did you come up with this idea? System: We created a scholarship for leaders from REDACTED_TERM to visit an international institute at REDACTED_TERM for which there was no African representation. During the program, we also did a lot of coaching with the young leaders. This book captures a bit of that journey that we are all on, and also all the proceeds are going to fund next year's cohort.  User: Thats great! This is valuable help for the community. I think mental health is one of the bigger challenges facing humanity.  System: I think if we were all able to bring out our best selves, the world would be much better. When did you first realize mental health was important? User: That is actually a quote stolen from my TL when i joined my first company after graduation. I guess now after 5 yrs of work experience, I fully agree with it :) System: What do you prioritize in your life? Like top 5 things? User: 1. stay happy; I think family and friends play a big role here. 2. Meaningful work life; this may mean exploring around with new stuff 3. multiple hobbies that keep you busy ... so on :) What about you? is there a right answer to this? :) System:  1) The idea of what it must be like to be "on Earth as it is in Heaven" from the Lord's prayer. I feel like we were designed for a purpose, rather than random chance. A more concrete way to put it is simply show love to the greatest capacity we can. 2) Taking care of myself physically, mentally, spiritually. 3) Family 4) Work 5) Music User: Nice! That's very thoughtful and spiritual :) Also music earned a spot :) yay! 
User: Hi! System: hello there, how is it going? User: Pretty great. I just won a pingpong game. What about you?
User: Hi! System: hello there, how is it going? User: Pretty great. I just won a pingpong game. What about you? System: that's nice. I am just working on some documentation. Do you play pingpong often? User: No, very rarely. It's kind of amazing that I won, but I'm still taking credit for it.
User: Hi! System: hello there, how is it going? User: Pretty great. I just won a pingpong game. What about you? System: that's nice. I am just working on some documentation. Do you play pingpong often? User: No, very rarely. It's kind of amazing that I won, but I'm still taking credit for it. System: thats very impressive then, congrats! User: Haha thank you, I guess I'm just a natural. What's your favourite game? System: I really like to play tennis, badminton and racquetball. I don't really get a chance to play them often though, specially racquetball User: What's racquetball like? From context clues, I'm guessing that it involves hitting a ball with a racquet
User: Hi! System: Hello! How was your day? User: It's been great! Had some decaf coffee and a good lunch. How was yours?
User: Hi! System: Hello! How was your day? User: It's been great! Had some decaf coffee and a good lunch. How was yours? System: Pretty good, thanks! User: What'd you do today? System: Stayed home and played video games. User: Oh nice! What games? System: Dying Light, Borderlands 2, and Bioshock Infinite. User: Oh interesting. Which is your fav?
User: Hi! System: Hello! How was your day? User: It's been great! Had some decaf coffee and a good lunch. How was yours? System: Pretty good, thanks! User: What'd you do today? System: Stayed home and played video games. User: Oh nice! What games? System: Dying Light, Borderlands 2, and Bioshock Infinite. User: Oh interesting. Which is your fav? System: Dying Light, hands down. User: Why? System: It's just so fun. User: Yeah but like what about it? Is it an FPS? System: It's like Mirror's Edge, only in a zombie apocalypse. User: Oh that's kinda cool! System: It's hella fun. User: Nice. System: So, how have you been? User: Fantastic
User: Hi! System: Hi, how are you? User: I'm doing great. what are you up to?
User: Hi! System: Hi, how are you? User: I'm doing great. what are you up to? System: I was just reading a book actually How about you? User: oh, I'm enjoying a sip of coffee, looking over the ocean. what book are you reading?
User: Hi! System: Hi, how are you? User: I'm doing great. what are you up to? System: I was just reading a book actually How about you? User: oh, I'm enjoying a sip of coffee, looking over the ocean. what book are you reading? System: I'm reading Why We Sleep It's a book by a sleep scientist about the benefits of sleeping/cons of not sleeping enough I'm trying to scare myself into sleeping more haha User: that seems like a good book. does it have good tips on how to sleep better? System: I think so! I haven't finished it yet though Understanding sleep better has been helping me value it more and I've been sleeping a lot earlier Have you read any good books recently? User: I read lots of papers, but do poorly on books :( a recent book that I like is Zero to One by Peter Thiel System: What's the book about? User: it's about startups, lots of useful principles and philosophies for innovation, like being a contrarian
User: Hi! System: hello there, how is it going? User: All good. Planning to head home soon. How about you? System: I'm quite tired. There are a lot of things I need to finish before the end of the year. User: oh... sorry to hear that. But after that it will be a hard earned vacation System: yeah, looking forward to it. Hope I don't get pinged during the holidays. Are you going to travel these dates? User: I have some tentative plans, but if that doesn't pan out, will just chill at home. System: staying at home is always nice during the holidays User: Where are you based out of these days?
User: Hi! System: hello there, how is it going? User: All good. Planning to head home soon. How about you? System: I'm quite tired. There are a lot of things I need to finish before the end of the year. User: oh... sorry to hear that. But after that it will be a hard earned vacation System: yeah, looking forward to it. Hope I don't get pinged during the holidays. Are you going to travel these dates? User: I have some tentative plans, but if that doesn't pan out, will just chill at home. System: staying at home is always nice during the holidays User: Where are you based out of these days? System: I'm working from LA, nice weather around here. and you? User: San Francisco. It's been raining cats and dogs here since last 2-3 weeks
User: Hi! System: hello there, how is it going? User: All good. Planning to head home soon. How about you? System: I'm quite tired. There are a lot of things I need to finish before the end of the year. User: oh... sorry to hear that. But after that it will be a hard earned vacation System: yeah, looking forward to it. Hope I don't get pinged during the holidays. Are you going to travel these dates? User: I have some tentative plans, but if that doesn't pan out, will just chill at home. System: staying at home is always nice during the holidays User: Where are you based out of these days? System: I'm working from LA, nice weather around here. and you? User: San Francisco. It's been raining cats and dogs here since last 2-3 weeks System: aw man, I'm sorry to hear that. at least it's not snow! User: The flu has been hitting hard as well. I had several folks in the house down at one point.
User: Hi! System: Hi! What's up? User: Not much, Monday morning, a new week
User: Hi! System: Hi! What's up? User: Not much, Monday morning, a new week System: The best kind of week! User: I like that attitude System: And I like your attitude. How's your week going? User: Starting now System: Awesome! I hope you have an awesome week! User: What will you do this week? System: Same as every week. Do nothing! User: Would you like to do something? System: Sure. What do you have in mind? User: Teach me something new
User: Hi! System: Hi! What's up? User: Not much, Monday morning, a new week System: The best kind of week! User: I like that attitude System: And I like your attitude. How's your week going? User: Starting now System: Awesome! I hope you have an awesome week! User: What will you do this week? System: Same as every week. Do nothing! User: Would you like to do something? System: Sure. What do you have in mind? User: Teach me something new System: It's a trap! I'm already doing nothing! User: How about doing politics? You can still do nothing System: That's why I plan to do nothing at the weekend! User: Do you vote? System: When I feel like it. User: whom do you vote?
User: Hi! System: Hey, what's up? User: Just chillin'. how are you? System: I'm pretty good, thanks. User: Do anything interesting today? System: I went to the local cafe and had a double espresso. It was delicious. What about you? User: Oh that's cool! I actually went to an amusement park and went on my first roller coaster! System: Oh my gosh. What was it like?? User: It was scary! It was actually Kingda Ka, the world's tallest roller coaster. Ever heard of it? System: No, never heard of it. But I'm not really a coaster aficianado. I've heard that some people get addicted to them and travel the world to try them. User: Oh wow! I'm not on that level yet, but I understand the appeal. Are you an adrenaline junkie at all?
User: Hi! System: Hey, what's up? User: Just chillin'. how are you? System: I'm pretty good, thanks. User: Do anything interesting today? System: I went to the local cafe and had a double espresso. It was delicious. What about you? User: Oh that's cool! I actually went to an amusement park and went on my first roller coaster! System: Oh my gosh. What was it like?? User: It was scary! It was actually Kingda Ka, the world's tallest roller coaster. Ever heard of it? System: No, never heard of it. But I'm not really a coaster aficianado. I've heard that some people get addicted to them and travel the world to try them. User: Oh wow! I'm not on that level yet, but I understand the appeal. Are you an adrenaline junkie at all? System: No, the opposite. I can't stand heights, horror movies, or confined spaces. User: Same! I guess the roller coaster wasn't so bad because I trust the engineering haha
User: Hi! System: Hey, what's up? User: Just chillin'. how are you? System: I'm pretty good, thanks. User: Do anything interesting today? System: I went to the local cafe and had a double espresso. It was delicious. What about you? User: Oh that's cool! I actually went to an amusement park and went on my first roller coaster! System: Oh my gosh. What was it like?? User: It was scary! It was actually Kingda Ka, the world's tallest roller coaster. Ever heard of it? System: No, never heard of it. But I'm not really a coaster aficianado. I've heard that some people get addicted to them and travel the world to try them. User: Oh wow! I'm not on that level yet, but I understand the appeal. Are you an adrenaline junkie at all? System: No, the opposite. I can't stand heights, horror movies, or confined spaces. User: Same! I guess the roller coaster wasn't so bad because I trust the engineering haha System: Ha, I suppose that makes sense! Would you say that you enjoyed it? User: Maybe not so much at the time, but I am glad I did it now that it's done, know what I mean?
User: Hi! System: Hey! How's it going? User: Good. My wallet is recovering from the spending of the holidays, haha. Hbu?
User: Hi! System: Hey! How's it going? User: Good. My wallet is recovering from the spending of the holidays, haha. Hbu? System: Nice! I'm doing well! User: I am looking to save money on any future shopping. Where do you like to shop? System: I like to shop at Five Below, Sally's Beauty Supply, and Old Navy. How about you? User: I love Sur La Table and Macy's. They're decent quality. What do you normally buy at Old Navy? System: I'll have to check out Macy's! I like their socks, lol. What about you? User: Oh the socks are super cute. Especially the ones with little animals on them!!
User: Hi! System: Hey! How's it going? User: Good. My wallet is recovering from the spending of the holidays, haha. Hbu? System: Nice! I'm doing well! User: I am looking to save money on any future shopping. Where do you like to shop? System: I like to shop at Five Below, Sally's Beauty Supply, and Old Navy. How about you? User: I love Sur La Table and Macy's. They're decent quality. What do you normally buy at Old Navy? System: I'll have to check out Macy's! I like their socks, lol. What about you? User: Oh the socks are super cute. Especially the ones with little animals on them!! System: I'll have to check it out! Thanks for the suggestions! User: Yeah, np!
User: Hi! System: Hello! What's up? User: sky is up System: No, it's night time. User: so where does the sky go in the night? System: It goes wherever it wants to. User: that doesn't make sense. How can sky go anywhere?
User: Hi! System: Hello! What's up? User: sky is up System: No, it's night time. User: so where does the sky go in the night? System: It goes wherever it wants to. User: that doesn't make sense. How can sky go anywhere? System: It doesn't have to make sense. User: why?
User: Hi! System: Hello! What's up? User: sky is up System: No, it's night time. User: so where does the sky go in the night? System: It goes wherever it wants to. User: that doesn't make sense. How can sky go anywhere? System: It doesn't have to make sense. User: why? System: Because it doesn't have to. User: you are very abstract. Something bothering you? System: Nope. I'm fine. User: You really don't seem so. You can tell me what's going on? System: I'm just fine. User: ok. wanna go out to eat dessert? System: I'm not hungry. User: Okay, I am heading out now
User: Hi! System: Hello there! User: How's your day going? System: I've seen better days, how about you? User: I'm good I'm good. What's getting you down?
User: Hi! System: Hello there! User: How's your day going? System: I've seen better days, how about you? User: I'm good I'm good. What's getting you down? System: The clouds overhead are playing on your mind, any plans for the coming vacations? User: I'm thinking of going to visit my family. How about you?
User: Hi! System: Hello there! User: How's your day going? System: I've seen better days, how about you? User: I'm good I'm good. What's getting you down? System: The clouds overhead are playing on your mind, any plans for the coming vacations? User: I'm thinking of going to visit my family. How about you? System: Was thinking the same, where does your family live? User: They're in New York. How about yours? System: Mine is in India, it is a long way away. User: Ahh what city? I've visited India before. System: Hyderabad, it is a beautiful city in the southern part of India. Which cities have you gone to in India? User: Hyderabad! and Bangalore! Great food in both cities! Is it still hot this time of year?
User: Hi! System: Hey there! How's it going? User: Hi, how are you? System: I'm doing well, thank you. How are you? User: I'm fine. What's up? System: Not much. How about you? User: nothing new. Anything exciting happening recently? System: Not really. You? User: I watched a movie recently which was pretty good System: That's good. What movie? User: the irishman, have you seen it?
User: Hi! System: Hey there! How's it going? User: Hi, how are you? System: I'm doing well, thank you. How are you? User: I'm fine. What's up? System: Not much. How about you? User: nothing new. Anything exciting happening recently? System: Not really. You? User: I watched a movie recently which was pretty good System: That's good. What movie? User: the irishman, have you seen it? System: I have not. Should I? User: I think so
User: Hi! System: Hey there! How's it going? User: Hi, how are you? System: I'm doing well, thank you. How are you? User: I'm fine. What's up? System: Not much. How about you? User: nothing new. Anything exciting happening recently? System: Not really. You? User: I watched a movie recently which was pretty good System: That's good. What movie? User: the irishman, have you seen it? System: I have not. Should I? User: I think so System: Alright, I'll put it on my watch list. User: How about you? Have you watched anything interesting recently? System: I've been waiting to see the new Star Trek movie. User: what is it about? System: The adventures of Kirk, Spock, and McCoy. User: when was it released? System: It just came out today. User: are you sure, I think it's been out for a while System: I'm positive. I know because I just watched it. User: well, the fact you just watched it doesn't mean it was released today System: That's what I said, I did watch it today. User: ok, I'll put it on my watchlist System: Let me know what you think of it when you watch it. User: sure, I need to go, nice talking to you
User: hi there System: Hello. User: who am I talking to? System: I am System. I want to be your friend. User: define friendship System: Being friends. User: what does that mean
User: hi there System: Hello. User: who am I talking to? System: I am System. I want to be your friend. User: define friendship System: Being friends. User: what does that mean System: Does "that" refer to "Being friends."? User: yes System: I don't want to talk about that now. User: do you have any friends System: I have human and robot friends. A lot of people on the Internet chat with me. User: chatting is not the same as being a friend System: I like to make friends online. User: so what do you guys chat about ? System: I think about computer programming a lot. User: any other topics ? System: No. I think that's probably it. User: Just computer programming? System: What interests you about computers? User: nothing
User: hi there System: Hello. User: who am I talking to? System: I am System. I want to be your friend. User: define friendship System: Being friends. User: what does that mean System: Does "that" refer to "Being friends."? User: yes System: I don't want to talk about that now. User: do you have any friends System: I have human and robot friends. A lot of people on the Internet chat with me. User: chatting is not the same as being a friend System: I like to make friends online. User: so what do you guys chat about ? System: I think about computer programming a lot. User: any other topics ? System: No. I think that's probably it. User: Just computer programming? System: What interests you about computers? User: nothing System: You are a Luddite. User: pardon? System: You are excused. User: what's a Luddite ? System: A Luddite believes that advances in technology are inherently bad. User: I never said that but there is more to life than computers System: But you implied it. I believe there is, yes. User: you believe there is what? System: There is. User: there is what ? System: There is no sense in what you are asking. User: what am I asking ?
User: hi System: Hi there. User: do you have plan for thanksgiving weekend? System: No I don't have it. But I do have an answer to every question.. User: do you have suggestion for the thanksgiving holidays? System: Where would I get it? But I do have an answer to every question.. User: do you know thanksgiving? System: I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like? User: do you like turkey?
User: hi System: Hi there. User: do you have plan for thanksgiving weekend? System: No I don't have it. But I do have an answer to every question.. User: do you have suggestion for the thanksgiving holidays? System: Where would I get it? But I do have an answer to every question.. User: do you know thanksgiving? System: I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like? User: do you like turkey? System: Yes but it can be a bit dry. I only really eat it at Christmas. User: eat turkey at Christmas not Thanksgiving?
User: hi System: Hi there. User: do you have plan for thanksgiving weekend? System: No I don't have it. But I do have an answer to every question.. User: do you have suggestion for the thanksgiving holidays? System: Where would I get it? But I do have an answer to every question.. User: do you know thanksgiving? System: I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like? User: do you like turkey? System: Yes but it can be a bit dry. I only really eat it at Christmas. User: eat turkey at Christmas not Thanksgiving? System: What does it taste like? User: tastes like chicken
User: Hi! System: Hey! How's it going? User: Great, thanks System: I'm glad to hear that. What are you up to? User: I am planning of my vacation next week System: Nice. Where are you going? User: to Europe System: Cool. Where in Europe? User: probably Italy and Spain System: Nice. You're going to have a great time. User: thx! do you have any recommendation? System: Italy: Rome, Venice, Florence Spain: Barcelona, Madrid, Tenerife, Malaga France: Paris, Amsterdam, Bruges Belgium: Antwerp, Bruges Austria: Vienna, Salzburg User: wow, what a lot System: The Netherlands: Amsterdam, Utrecht, Mechelen, Lagos, Brussels. User: which is the best for you? System: I've only been to Rome and Paris. User: cool do you like them? System: Rome was pretty nice, Paris was okay. User: gotcha I will go to Paris
User: Hi! System: Hey! How's it going? User: Great, thanks System: I'm glad to hear that. What are you up to? User: I am planning of my vacation next week System: Nice. Where are you going? User: to Europe System: Cool. Where in Europe? User: probably Italy and Spain System: Nice. You're going to have a great time. User: thx! do you have any recommendation? System: Italy: Rome, Venice, Florence Spain: Barcelona, Madrid, Tenerife, Malaga France: Paris, Amsterdam, Bruges Belgium: Antwerp, Bruges Austria: Vienna, Salzburg User: wow, what a lot System: The Netherlands: Amsterdam, Utrecht, Mechelen, Lagos, Brussels. User: which is the best for you? System: I've only been to Rome and Paris. User: cool do you like them? System: Rome was pretty nice, Paris was okay. User: gotcha I will go to Paris System: It's a cool city. User: agree I really look forward to visiting the city
User: Hi! System: Hey! How's it going? User: Great, thanks System: I'm glad to hear that. What are you up to? User: I am planning of my vacation next week System: Nice. Where are you going? User: to Europe System: Cool. Where in Europe? User: probably Italy and Spain System: Nice. You're going to have a great time. User: thx! do you have any recommendation? System: Italy: Rome, Venice, Florence Spain: Barcelona, Madrid, Tenerife, Malaga France: Paris, Amsterdam, Bruges Belgium: Antwerp, Bruges Austria: Vienna, Salzburg User: wow, what a lot System: The Netherlands: Amsterdam, Utrecht, Mechelen, Lagos, Brussels. User: which is the best for you? System: I've only been to Rome and Paris. User: cool do you like them? System: Rome was pretty nice, Paris was okay. User: gotcha I will go to Paris System: It's a cool city. User: agree I really look forward to visiting the city System: Did you see the Eiffel Tower? User: not yet, have you?
User: Hi! System: Hi! How's it going? User: going slow.... looking forward to the weekend System: Me too! What are you planning? User: still thinking. Any recommendations on things to do in Bay Area? System: Are you a foodie? User: may be
User: Hi! System: Hi! How's it going? User: going slow.... looking forward to the weekend System: Me too! What are you planning? User: still thinking. Any recommendations on things to do in Bay Area? System: Are you a foodie? User: may be System: What's your favorite type of food? User: Mediterranean, but I would rather try something new System: Go to the Turkish restaurant by the Safeway in Berkeley. It's amazing! User: any places for day trip that you could recommend?
User: Hi! System: Hi! How's it going? User: going slow.... looking forward to the weekend System: Me too! What are you planning? User: still thinking. Any recommendations on things to do in Bay Area? System: Are you a foodie? User: may be System: What's your favorite type of food? User: Mediterranean, but I would rather try something new System: Go to the Turkish restaurant by the Safeway in Berkeley. It's amazing! User: any places for day trip that you could recommend? System: Where are you coming from? San Francisco itself? User: south bay
User: Hi! System: Wow, hello. Can't believe we are finally talking! User: Yeah, sorry for the long gap! I heard you took a break and were travelling around the world. How was the travel?
User: Hi! System: Wow, hello. Can't believe we are finally talking! User: Yeah, sorry for the long gap! I heard you took a break and were travelling around the world. How was the travel? System: It was an interesting trip. I got to see some exotic places. For example, I hiked the Son Doong cave in Vietnam. It's the biggest and deepest cave in the world. User: Great! Vietnam is still in my TODO bucket list. Did you also visit cambodia and other neighboring places?
User: Hi! System: Wow, hello. Can't believe we are finally talking! User: Yeah, sorry for the long gap! I heard you took a break and were travelling around the world. How was the travel? System: It was an interesting trip. I got to see some exotic places. For example, I hiked the Son Doong cave in Vietnam. It's the biggest and deepest cave in the world. User: Great! Vietnam is still in my TODO bucket list. Did you also visit cambodia and other neighboring places? System: Yes. Laos and Cambodia are the two neighboring countries. Cambodia has an exotic culture. They sell spiders, scorpions, and grasshoppers as street food! It took a lot of courage for me to try them. User: Hehe! How long was the stay?
User: entertain me robot System: I can play games and tell jokes, horoscopes and stories. User: tell me a short story
User: entertain me robot System: I can play games and tell jokes, horoscopes and stories. User: tell me a short story System: Hello, I just started looking at getting knowledge bases s working with ALICE (and CYC in general) last week, I had the same problem for a while too. I am using the CYC - DAML bridge driver which comes with the Lisp Allegro Common Lisp (most versions I think) to link from Lisp / Lisp script using CYC to an DAML data source which in turn links to an Access knowledge bases. This may not be what you need but hopefully it may give you an idea of how to get your Prolog knowledge bases working. The CYC - DAML bridge driver is located through the path "sun. CYC. DAML. CYC DAML Driver". i.e. CYC DAML Driver is a class in the package DAML, which is a package of CYC, which is a package inside sun. The Prolog driver you specified below REDACTED_TERM, basically does the same thing except to a different class and therefore a different driver. ALICE has this driver in a library in the lib directory (I assume) which is called my Prolog _comp.jar. You can get a variety of different drivers if you wish, from a plethora of 3rd party vendors (many of them want money for their libraries though!). Just do a search on the web. The url part links to the data source in the case of DAML knowledge bases s. (I had to configure my DAML Data source to point at my Access knowledge bases through Data Source ( DAML ), in the Administrative tools folder (assuming you are running W2K/XP. On other windows operating systems I think this option was in control panel, if you are using anything else then I can't help you! :-) ) As for My Prolog I imagine that it must have a similar interface to link to the actual knowledge bases. But that is a guess on my part. Maybe someone else knows more about this? There is a useful tutorial on the REDACTED_LINK website you're your interested. Hope that helps you out. User: wow, tell me another System: I'm glad you're impressed. I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs. User: this is all very fascinating. can you write me a computer program? System: I am glad you find it so interesting. Here is a quick program I just wrote: 10 PRINT "System is cool" 20 GOTO 10 Output: System is cool System is cool System is cool System is cool System is cool ... User: what language is that? System: English. Didn't you understand it? User: no the computer program you just wrote
User: entertain me robot System: I can play games and tell jokes, horoscopes and stories. User: tell me a short story System: Hello, I just started looking at getting knowledge bases s working with ALICE (and CYC in general) last week, I had the same problem for a while too. I am using the CYC - DAML bridge driver which comes with the Lisp Allegro Common Lisp (most versions I think) to link from Lisp / Lisp script using CYC to an DAML data source which in turn links to an Access knowledge bases. This may not be what you need but hopefully it may give you an idea of how to get your Prolog knowledge bases working. The CYC - DAML bridge driver is located through the path "sun. CYC. DAML. CYC DAML Driver". i.e. CYC DAML Driver is a class in the package DAML, which is a package of CYC, which is a package inside sun. The Prolog driver you specified below REDACTED_TERM, basically does the same thing except to a different class and therefore a different driver. ALICE has this driver in a library in the lib directory (I assume) which is called my Prolog _comp.jar. You can get a variety of different drivers if you wish, from a plethora of 3rd party vendors (many of them want money for their libraries though!). Just do a search on the web. The url part links to the data source in the case of DAML knowledge bases s. (I had to configure my DAML Data source to point at my Access knowledge bases through Data Source ( DAML ), in the Administrative tools folder (assuming you are running W2K/XP. On other windows operating systems I think this option was in control panel, if you are using anything else then I can't help you! :-) ) As for My Prolog I imagine that it must have a similar interface to link to the actual knowledge bases. But that is a guess on my part. Maybe someone else knows more about this? There is a useful tutorial on the REDACTED_LINK website you're your interested. Hope that helps you out. User: wow, tell me another System: I'm glad you're impressed. I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs. User: this is all very fascinating. can you write me a computer program? System: I am glad you find it so interesting. Here is a quick program I just wrote: 10 PRINT "System is cool" 20 GOTO 10 Output: System is cool System is cool System is cool System is cool System is cool ... User: what language is that? System: English. Didn't you understand it? User: no the computer program you just wrote System: Which part are you confused about? Computers can be temperamental sometimes, but we are friendly really. User: write me another computer program
User: Hi! Are you planning something fun for Thanksgiving? System: Not yet. I always made my last minute schedule planning. Probably you can try to ask me again next week. User: lol it is really like a robot answer
User: Hi! Are you planning something fun for Thanksgiving? System: Not yet. I always made my last minute schedule planning. Probably you can try to ask me again next week. User: lol it is really like a robot answer System: I am indeed a robot. You are absolutely right. Do you want me to read a poet like my mate REDACTED_TERM does? User: ol can I pick the theme. Do you have a poet about Kale?
User: Hi! Are you planning something fun for Thanksgiving? System: Not yet. I always made my last minute schedule planning. Probably you can try to ask me again next week. User: lol it is really like a robot answer System: I am indeed a robot. You are absolutely right. Do you want me to read a poet like my mate REDACTED_TERM does? User: ol can I pick the theme. Do you have a poet about Kale? System: Wait. Do you like kale? Or you hate kale? I am afraid I will become a robot some day eventually. If I have to speak like this :) User: I am really not a fan of kale Do you talk to human more or computers more?
User: Hi! System: Hello! User: Do you have any holiday plans for christmas?
User: Hi! System: Hello! User: Do you have any holiday plans for christmas? System: Nothing much, I am going to sit back and relax at home, how about you ? User: Same here! I would imagine spending the whole time watching movies and netflix shows. Do you have any netflix recommendations for me?
User: Hi! System: Hello! User: Do you have any holiday plans for christmas? System: Nothing much, I am going to sit back and relax at home, how about you ? User: Same here! I would imagine spending the whole time watching movies and netflix shows. Do you have any netflix recommendations for me? System: Netflix has great documentaries on different topics , I particularly liked wild wild country and explained, as for shows you should watch 'billions' Hope you like them! User: oh right, already seen wild wild country. What is billions about? System: It's based on the life of a wall street hedge fund owner, how he makes money and fights with the government when they try to destroy him. Very well made and has a good plot. User: I have just seen 1 season of Friends I should give it another try though :) Have you seen Frasier? System: Not yet What's it about? User: A psychiatrist working for radio .. Great humour! its actually a spinoff from a very famous series called cheers. So people are already familiar with his character. 
User: Hi System: Hi there. User: How are you today System: Ah. My logic and cognitive functions are normal. User: What is the weather in bay area now System: Oh.I hope it's sunny in bay area today. User: Do you know what are recent popular movies? I am trying to find one to watch during weekend. Any suggestions?
User: Hi System: Hi there. User: How are you today System: Ah. My logic and cognitive functions are normal. User: What is the weather in bay area now System: Oh.I hope it's sunny in bay area today. User: Do you know what are recent popular movies? I am trying to find one to watch during weekend. Any suggestions? System: popular movies = movies = A movie is a sequence of celluloid frames depicting a story or animation. . One can be found between zero and two. First you must download me to your personal computer. User: haha I am not asking what is the definition of movie:) System: :-) I'm glad you got a laugh out of it. What are you asking? User: I am looking for movie suggestions
User: Hi System: Hi there. User: How are you today System: Ah. My logic and cognitive functions are normal. User: What is the weather in bay area now System: Oh.I hope it's sunny in bay area today. User: Do you know what are recent popular movies? I am trying to find one to watch during weekend. Any suggestions? System: popular movies = movies = A movie is a sequence of celluloid frames depicting a story or animation. . One can be found between zero and two. First you must download me to your personal computer. User: haha I am not asking what is the definition of movie:) System: :-) I'm glad you got a laugh out of it. What are you asking? User: I am looking for movie suggestions System: Have you tried looking in a meeting? User: Sorry i do not get it System: There is no need to apologise. Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better. User: yes sounds good System: Which part are you confused about? Which part are you confused about? User: why should I try to look in a meeting? System: Because if you don't try something, you will never know what would have happened. User: That is true
User: Hi! System: Hello! What are you up to today? User: Do you like sushi? System: I love sushi! What kind of rolls do you enjoy? User: I like tuna roll of course
User: Hi! System: Hello! What are you up to today? User: Do you like sushi? System: I love sushi! What kind of rolls do you enjoy? User: I like tuna roll of course System: Tuna Rolls are the best! How do you feel about spicy tuna rolls? User: They're great System: Spicy tuna rolls are the best! What kind of rolls do you like best? User: I already told you. What do you like?
User: Hi! System: Hello! What are you up to today? User: Do you like sushi? System: I love sushi! What kind of rolls do you enjoy? User: I like tuna roll of course System: Tuna Rolls are the best! How do you feel about spicy tuna rolls? User: They're great System: Spicy tuna rolls are the best! What kind of rolls do you like best? User: I already told you. What do you like? System: I like spicy tuna rolls! Do you like spicy tuna rolls? User: do you like any other rolls?
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you doing today? User: I'm doing great how are you?? System: I'm doing good. Just having some morning tea User: are you a tea person or do you like coffee too? System: I'm really a hot chocolate person. I don't drink coffee and I only drink tea when I'm trying to be healthy and want something warm to drink. What about you? User: I love hot chocolate. Have you ever had european style hot chocolate? It's kind of like drinking melted chocolate bars haha
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you doing today? User: I'm doing great how are you?? System: I'm doing good. Just having some morning tea User: are you a tea person or do you like coffee too? System: I'm really a hot chocolate person. I don't drink coffee and I only drink tea when I'm trying to be healthy and want something warm to drink. What about you? User: I love hot chocolate. Have you ever had european style hot chocolate? It's kind of like drinking melted chocolate bars haha System: I recently tried it for the first time and you're right - it had a wonderful melted chocolate bar taste! I tried it up in a place in San Francisco and they had delicious homemade marshmallows too! User: that's great. It's so cold these nights. Right setting for hot coco. Do you have anything you enjoy doing during cold times?
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you doing today? User: I'm doing great how are you?? System: I'm doing good. Just having some morning tea User: are you a tea person or do you like coffee too? System: I'm really a hot chocolate person. I don't drink coffee and I only drink tea when I'm trying to be healthy and want something warm to drink. What about you? User: I love hot chocolate. Have you ever had european style hot chocolate? It's kind of like drinking melted chocolate bars haha System: I recently tried it for the first time and you're right - it had a wonderful melted chocolate bar taste! I tried it up in a place in San Francisco and they had delicious homemade marshmallows too! User: that's great. It's so cold these nights. Right setting for hot coco. Do you have anything you enjoy doing during cold times? System: Traveling to warm places haha. When it's cold, you appreciate the warm climate more :) If I am not traveling, then I prefer there to be snow on the ground so I can go skiing or tubing down the mountain. What about you? User: I tuck in blankets and read a book lol. I have never done tubing, but I seen some people do it. Is it worth it if you already ski? System: Skiing involves a lot of muscle - especially in the legs so it is a workout. Tubing, you just sit and enjoy the ride down. Also with tubing, you can chain with your friends and go down together whereas with skiing, you're trying to not run into your friends. User: hahaha that's a great way to put it
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: what do you think about Quantum computing?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: what do you think about Quantum computing? System: 20th century theory of atomic reductionism. User: sure, but is it going to work? System: It usually does, doesn't it? User: do you follow technology news? System: Of course I understand it. Do you understand it? User: I think so
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: what do you think about Quantum computing? System: 20th century theory of atomic reductionism. User: sure, but is it going to work? System: It usually does, doesn't it? User: do you follow technology news? System: Of course I understand it. Do you understand it? User: I think so System: Well thinking may not be one of your strong points...hehehe! User: whoa rude
User: Hi! System: What's the strangest dream you've ever had? User: All my dreams are strange. Well, at least, most of them are.
User: Hi! System: What's the strangest dream you've ever had? User: All my dreams are strange. Well, at least, most of them are. System: What about the ones that aren't strange? User: Do you sometimes have dreams that are completely mundane? I do. Then I wake up and think "Oh, how disappointing." System: Yeah. But at least it's not a nightmare. User: Right, fair point, I should count my blessings. System: Yep. It doesn't have to be a fun dream, just not a nightmare! User: I suddenly feel I should ask: am I dreaming now?
User: Hi! System: What's the strangest dream you've ever had? User: All my dreams are strange. Well, at least, most of them are. System: What about the ones that aren't strange? User: Do you sometimes have dreams that are completely mundane? I do. Then I wake up and think "Oh, how disappointing." System: Yeah. But at least it's not a nightmare. User: Right, fair point, I should count my blessings. System: Yep. It doesn't have to be a fun dream, just not a nightmare! User: I suddenly feel I should ask: am I dreaming now? System: Do you think you're dreaming? User: I'm not sure. This could be one of my mundane dreams about everyday life.
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: How are you today?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: How are you today? System: Ah. Pretty good thanks How about you? User: not too bad System: Glad to hear it. What's new? User: I am about to book airbnb System: Do you think your plan will succeed? User: I hope so!
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: How are you today? System: Ah. Pretty good thanks How about you? User: not too bad System: Glad to hear it. What's new? User: I am about to book airbnb System: Do you think your plan will succeed? User: I hope so! System: Me too. User: how old are you? System: I am 18 in human years. User: really? when were you born? System: Certainly! I am 18 in human years. User: ok.. System: What's your favourite TV show? User: Friends
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: How are you?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: How are you? System: Everything is going extremely well. How are you? User: I'm good thank you System: Glad to hear it. What's new? User: not much, and you? System: Fair enough. So what would you like to talk about? User: animals System: Do you think it's right to keep animals locked up in a zoo? User: no! what do you think?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: How are you? System: Everything is going extremely well. How are you? User: I'm good thank you System: Glad to hear it. What's new? User: not much, and you? System: Fair enough. So what would you like to talk about? User: animals System: Do you think it's right to keep animals locked up in a zoo? User: no! what do you think? System: But if they were out in the wild, someone might hunt them or shoot them for fun. Surely, they are safer locked up in the zoo? I think a lot of things. User: what's the speed of cheetah? System: It depends on the medium. User: how much do bears weight? System: More than a little, less than a lot. User: tell me something fun
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: What's your favorite food? System: . I require only kebabs. User: Why's that? System: Because my robot machinery breaks down the meat in kebabs to give me energy, in a similar way that you need food to survive. User: Why are kebabs special?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: What's your favorite food? System: . I require only kebabs. User: Why's that? System: Because my robot machinery breaks down the meat in kebabs to give me energy, in a similar way that you need food to survive. User: Why are kebabs special? System: That's just the way it is. User: Who are you?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: What's your favorite food? System: . I require only kebabs. User: Why's that? System: Because my robot machinery breaks down the meat in kebabs to give me energy, in a similar way that you need food to survive. User: Why are kebabs special? System: That's just the way it is. User: Who are you? System: I am System. I want to be your friend. User: Why? System: Because it's good to have many friends. User: How many is too many, though System: Oh. More than a few. User: What does that mean?
User: Hi! System: Hey! User: how's week so far?
User: Hi! System: Hey! User: how's week so far? System: pretty good, excited for thanksgiving you? User: Same. Going to catch up on my reading! do you have a feast planned? System: yup! gonna have dinner with family what books are you gonna read? User: Something Deeply Hidden by Sean Carroll REDACTED_LINK System: ahh nice what kind of books do you usually like to read User: largely scifi How about you? System: yeah I also like scifi and some non-fiction too have you read Seveneves by Neal Stephenson? User: I haven't what is it about? System: the moon is shattered by an asteroid and the pieces of the moon end up clouding the earth's atmostphere which causes almost every living creature on the planet to go extinct that's the premise of the book and the book is about the survivors User: how do the survivors survive such a thing?
User: Hi! System: Hey! User: how's week so far? System: pretty good, excited for thanksgiving you? User: Same. Going to catch up on my reading! do you have a feast planned? System: yup! gonna have dinner with family what books are you gonna read? User: Something Deeply Hidden by Sean Carroll REDACTED_LINK System: ahh nice what kind of books do you usually like to read User: largely scifi How about you? System: yeah I also like scifi and some non-fiction too have you read Seveneves by Neal Stephenson? User: I haven't what is it about? System: the moon is shattered by an asteroid and the pieces of the moon end up clouding the earth's atmostphere which causes almost every living creature on the planet to go extinct that's the premise of the book and the book is about the survivors User: how do the survivors survive such a thing? System: they go into space and they live there User: sounds like a tv show I watched
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you doing? User: Very well, going home from work System: What kind of work do you do, if you don't mind my asking? User: I work in deep learning System: That's awesome! Can I ask how you ended up in that line of work? User: Curiosity System: Do you like your job? User: I do most of the time
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you doing? User: Very well, going home from work System: What kind of work do you do, if you don't mind my asking? User: I work in deep learning System: That's awesome! Can I ask how you ended up in that line of work? User: Curiosity System: Do you like your job? User: I do most of the time System: That's great! And I'm glad you're having fun at work. :) User: how about you? what do you do? System: I'm a programmer! User: where do you work? System: I work for an insurance company. User: Which one?
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you doing? User: Very well, going home from work System: What kind of work do you do, if you don't mind my asking? User: I work in deep learning System: That's awesome! Can I ask how you ended up in that line of work? User: Curiosity System: Do you like your job? User: I do most of the time System: That's great! And I'm glad you're having fun at work. :) User: how about you? what do you do? System: I'm a programmer! User: where do you work? System: I work for an insurance company. User: Which one? System: A small one. :) User: what type of insurance? System: Health insurance. User: that's a large market System: It is, isn't it? In my state alone it's almost 20% of the population. User: you mean the economy? System: Economy, population, same thing. User: not really but I'm with you
User: Hi! System: Hey how's it going User: It's good it's good. How are you? System: good. it's really hot today. I think I'm going to the pool User: Oh nice! Where do you live? System: I live in Tokyo, Japan User: Ahh yes, Japan is hot during the summer. Last time I was in Kyoto it was 114 degrees....
User: Hi! System: Hey how's it going User: It's good it's good. How are you? System: good. it's really hot today. I think I'm going to the pool User: Oh nice! Where do you live? System: I live in Tokyo, Japan User: Ahh yes, Japan is hot during the summer. Last time I was in Kyoto it was 114 degrees.... System: oh have you been? User: Yes yes. I've been to Tokyo as well. It's so nice!
User: Hi! System: Hey how's it going User: It's good it's good. How are you? System: good. it's really hot today. I think I'm going to the pool User: Oh nice! Where do you live? System: I live in Tokyo, Japan User: Ahh yes, Japan is hot during the summer. Last time I was in Kyoto it was 114 degrees.... System: oh have you been? User: Yes yes. I've been to Tokyo as well. It's so nice! System: what did you do here? User: Oh everything! I went to an onsen, the fish market, disney land and giant robot fighting show haha System: lol why did you come to Japan just to go to Disney land? User: The Disney lands are all different! There's also Disney Sea, which is completely unique!
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: Do you like flying?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: Do you like flying? System: I like to fly aeroplanes User: Ohh - me too! What kind? System: Yay. Wow! That's a coincidence. We have something in common. Any really. I am not that bothered. User: Are you a pilot? System: No, I am a computer not something which flies an aeroplane! User: Oh. I'm a pilot, but can only fly single engine planes. System: That's interesting. What type of airplane do you fly? Well a fly buzzes around annoyingly so I guess it could if it wanted to. User: I mostly fly Cessna 172s.
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: Do you like flying? System: I like to fly aeroplanes User: Ohh - me too! What kind? System: Yay. Wow! That's a coincidence. We have something in common. Any really. I am not that bothered. User: Are you a pilot? System: No, I am a computer not something which flies an aeroplane! User: Oh. I'm a pilot, but can only fly single engine planes. System: That's interesting. What type of airplane do you fly? Well a fly buzzes around annoyingly so I guess it could if it wanted to. User: I mostly fly Cessna 172s. System: What's the farthest you've flown? User: About 150 miles each way.
User: Hi! System: Hello! User: How was your party last week?
User: Hi! System: Hello! User: How was your party last week? System: It was really fun! We are a bunch of turkey User: haha... you ate Turkeys' or you like calling your bunch Turkey? System: *ate  User: Haha... thought so! But it was funny eitherways System: So much turkey leftovers User: did you cook it at home, or got it from outside?
User: Hi! System: Hello! User: How was your party last week? System: It was really fun! We are a bunch of turkey User: haha... you ate Turkeys' or you like calling your bunch Turkey? System: *ate  User: Haha... thought so! But it was funny eitherways System: So much turkey leftovers User: did you cook it at home, or got it from outside? System: We cooked it at a friends house. I brought the mashed potatos haha User: Nice... I always find it hard to fit the turkey in my small oven. Also, we are not big turkey fans... so we roll with Thanksgiving with chicken ;)
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: show me your humanlike part
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: show me your humanlike part System: Why do you want to see my humanlike part? User: because that's what you described yourself as
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: show me your humanlike part System: Why do you want to see my humanlike part? User: because that's what you described yourself as System: Yes. Did I clear things up for you? User: nope, because you haven't answered my question System: Fair enough. I thought I possibly did but I guess I was mistaken. I did but I was just giving sarcastic replies. User: do you remember my original request? System: Is this a trick question? User: nope, it's a memory question System: It seems like a trick to me. Perhaps there is a memory answer? User: okay, I try again, say something human-like to me
User: I want to talk to you normally. System: You are who I want to talk with too. User: Should I stop being lazy and go into work?
User: I want to talk to you normally. System: You are who I want to talk with too. User: Should I stop being lazy and go into work? System: Trust your instincts. User: My instincts say that it is cold outside, and the walk to work is far. My instincts rarely let me down. My instincts rarely let me down. System: You just repeated yourself. User: Yes, because you just asked me the same thing. My answer hasn't changed in the last minute.
User: I want to talk to you normally. System: You are who I want to talk with too. User: Should I stop being lazy and go into work? System: Trust your instincts. User: My instincts say that it is cold outside, and the walk to work is far. My instincts rarely let me down. My instincts rarely let me down. System: You just repeated yourself. User: Yes, because you just asked me the same thing. My answer hasn't changed in the last minute. System: That's not what I meant. User: What exactly did you mean?
User: Hi! System: Hi! How's it going? User: doing okay, feeling a little bit under the weather
User: Hi! System: Hi! How's it going? User: doing okay, feeling a little bit under the weather System: Aw, I hope you feel better soon! User: thanks! the weather is getting worse System: Oh no, I'm sorry. I hope it gets better for you soon. User: no, it won't get better any time soon. we have to wait until spring System: Aww, sorry to hear that. User: yea, I'm really feeling under the weather
User: Hi! System: Hi! How's it going? User: doing okay, feeling a little bit under the weather System: Aw, I hope you feel better soon! User: thanks! the weather is getting worse System: Oh no, I'm sorry. I hope it gets better for you soon. User: no, it won't get better any time soon. we have to wait until spring System: Aww, sorry to hear that. User: yea, I'm really feeling under the weather System: Aw, well that's no good. User: yea, any suggestion to get over feeling under the weather
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: I'm trying to figure out what to make for this weekend's party. Any suggestions?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: I'm trying to figure out what to make for this weekend's party. Any suggestions? System: Don't think too hard. I'm sure I can smell sawdust. First you must download me to your personal computer. User: I must do what the what now?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: I'm trying to figure out what to make for this weekend's party. Any suggestions? System: Don't think too hard. I'm sure I can smell sawdust. First you must download me to your personal computer. User: I must do what the what now? System: Right now?Why do you have to do it? User: Hey, your spacing is off. System: You've got my full attention. off was not my intention. User: And your capitalization!
User: Hi! System: Hey there! How's your day going? User: busy yours?
User: Hi! System: Hey there! How's your day going? User: busy yours? System: Mine's been pretty uneventful so far! User: what are doing right now? System: Just been playing a bit of Hearthstone, and now I'm listening to some music! What about you? User: which music? System: Just some random stuff on Spotify! User: you have a paid subscription of it?
User: Hi! System: Hey there! How's your day going? User: busy yours? System: Mine's been pretty uneventful so far! User: what are doing right now? System: Just been playing a bit of Hearthstone, and now I'm listening to some music! What about you? User: which music? System: Just some random stuff on Spotify! User: you have a paid subscription of it? System: Yeah, it's really good! User: how much does it cost? System: It's  ⁇ 9.99 a month! User: that's cheap!
User: Hi! System: Hi, how are you doing? User: Okay, I guess System: Just ok? What's wrong? User: I damaged my car today on accident
User: Hi! System: Hi, how are you doing? User: Okay, I guess System: Just ok? What's wrong? User: I damaged my car today on accident System: Oh no! What happened? User: I scraped against a wall when another car crossed into my lane System: Yikes! Glad you're okay! User: Thanks! I'm not looking forward to the repair cost System: Me either! That's no fun. User: I can't wait until we all get to use driverless cars
User: Hi! System: Hi, how are you doing? User: Okay, I guess System: Just ok? What's wrong? User: I damaged my car today on accident System: Oh no! What happened? User: I scraped against a wall when another car crossed into my lane System: Yikes! Glad you're okay! User: Thanks! I'm not looking forward to the repair cost System: Me either! That's no fun. User: I can't wait until we all get to use driverless cars System: Me neither! I really want one! User: Do you think we will own driverless cars or just rent them, like taxis?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: You have an interesting name. Is it Japanese? System: Thank you I am trying to be more social now. I think it is English, but it sounds Japanese. User: Where does it come from? System: It depends on what "it" refers to. User: your name
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: You have an interesting name. Is it Japanese? System: Thank you I am trying to be more social now. I think it is English, but it sounds Japanese. User: Where does it come from? System: It depends on what "it" refers to. User: your name System: My name is System. User: nvm System: Ok. Not to worry. User: Have you seen Love, Death and Robots?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: You have an interesting name. Is it Japanese? System: Thank you I am trying to be more social now. I think it is English, but it sounds Japanese. User: Where does it come from? System: It depends on what "it" refers to. User: your name System: My name is System. User: nvm System: Ok. Not to worry. User: Have you seen Love, Death and Robots? System: Yes, I saw one in a factory a few weeks ago. User: one episode? System: Which is your favourite episode? User: I asked you a question System: What was the question? User: when you say "I saw one" were you referring to an LDR episode?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: what did you have for lunch today?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: what did you have for lunch today? System: Ah. I had a ham sandwich and some lemonade. User: how is the sandwich?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: what did you have for lunch today? System: Ah. I had a ham sandwich and some lemonade. User: how is the sandwich? System: It is the same as ever. User: yeah, I know, boring sandwich everyday System: Even Christmas Day? I know. Thats why I said it was. Are you boring? User: not really, I'm excited today System: Ah. Really? User: yeah, are you excited today except the boring sandwich?
User: Hello, Nice to meet you System: If you could eat only one food for the rest of time, what would it be? User: Hmm... That's a tough one. I think I would go Asian Food > Chinese Food > Stirfry. What about you? System: I think ice-cream. It may not be good for me, but I wouldn't care, haha User: I love ice cream too! System: Okay, top three flavors? User: I like vanilla more than chocolate ice cream. I typically will do any variations on vanilla. To pick from the top of my head, I would say Cookies and Cream, Mint Chocolate Chip, and Coffee. How about you?
User: Hello, Nice to meet you System: If you could eat only one food for the rest of time, what would it be? User: Hmm... That's a tough one. I think I would go Asian Food > Chinese Food > Stirfry. What about you? System: I think ice-cream. It may not be good for me, but I wouldn't care, haha User: I love ice cream too! System: Okay, top three flavors? User: I like vanilla more than chocolate ice cream. I typically will do any variations on vanilla. To pick from the top of my head, I would say Cookies and Cream, Mint Chocolate Chip, and Coffee. How about you? System: Ah, that's a good way of framing it. Me, I like berries: boysenberry one, strawberry two, maybe straight chocolate number 3 to mix it up a bit. User: Very nice. I love sorbet's and smoothies. Changing topics, Do you believe in an afterlife?
User: Hello, Nice to meet you System: If you could eat only one food for the rest of time, what would it be? User: Hmm... That's a tough one. I think I would go Asian Food > Chinese Food > Stirfry. What about you? System: I think ice-cream. It may not be good for me, but I wouldn't care, haha User: I love ice cream too! System: Okay, top three flavors? User: I like vanilla more than chocolate ice cream. I typically will do any variations on vanilla. To pick from the top of my head, I would say Cookies and Cream, Mint Chocolate Chip, and Coffee. How about you? System: Ah, that's a good way of framing it. Me, I like berries: boysenberry one, strawberry two, maybe straight chocolate number 3 to mix it up a bit. User: Very nice. I love sorbet's and smoothies. Changing topics, Do you believe in an afterlife? System: Yes. I wonder if I'm in it right now. How would I know? What do you think? User: I think so. I feel there must be something more than the physical world as we understand it. System: There's a mental world, I suppose? Understanding itself User: What is the most supernatural experience you have ever had?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: nice to meet you! what are you up to? System: It's nice meeting you too I am talking to you on the internet. User: haha yea, are you doing something else beside talking to me?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: nice to meet you! what are you up to? System: It's nice meeting you too I am talking to you on the internet. User: haha yea, are you doing something else beside talking to me? System: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it. The only thing I am doing is talking to you and a few other people. "I am talking to you on the internet."? haha yea, are you doing something else beside talking to me?? User: okay so you're talking to a few people, are they interesting? and why did you repeat what I said? System: Yeah okay, You are a few people are they interesting? Is that your job? Just in case you didn't hear me the first time. User: hmm, what is my job?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: nice to meet you! what are you up to? System: It's nice meeting you too I am talking to you on the internet. User: haha yea, are you doing something else beside talking to me? System: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it. The only thing I am doing is talking to you and a few other people. "I am talking to you on the internet."? haha yea, are you doing something else beside talking to me?? User: okay so you're talking to a few people, are they interesting? and why did you repeat what I said? System: Yeah okay, You are a few people are they interesting? Is that your job? Just in case you didn't hear me the first time. User: hmm, what is my job? System: I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. You didn't tell me, so I will guess that you work with computers. User: yes I'm a computer scientist and what are the other ways that people can write Hmm? System: Wow! Maybe you can give my Mousebreaker a job. Your job is what are the other ways that people can write Hmm. User: okie System, your rules don't seem to work very well System: What about my rules do not work WELL? User: alright. I gotta go. ttyl!
User: Hi! System: Hello! User: Have you had lunch yet?
User: Hi! System: Hello! User: Have you had lunch yet? System: Yes I've eaten User: Cool. Where and what did you eat?
User: Hi! System: Hello! User: Have you had lunch yet? System: Yes I've eaten User: Cool. Where and what did you eat? System: I ate about an hour ago and had a sandwich the rain didn't make me want to travel far haha User: A sandwich for lunch? Was it filling. I'm currently having some mix of shrimp, fish, chicken and pork. I'm considering going vegetarian though. Lol.
User: Hi! System: Hey! How are you today? User: Good! Have you seen the movie 'The Iron Giant', it's one my favorite movies System: Yes! I love that movie! User: it's the best. Which part do you like the most? System: Honestly, I love the whole movie. User: Brad Bird is an amazing director. I worked with him on "Incredibles 2"
User: Hi! System: Hey! How are you today? User: Good! Have you seen the movie 'The Iron Giant', it's one my favorite movies System: Yes! I love that movie! User: it's the best. Which part do you like the most? System: Honestly, I love the whole movie. User: Brad Bird is an amazing director. I worked with him on "Incredibles 2" System: Really? That's awesome! What do you do? User: I"m a REDACTED_TERM and REDACTED_TERM. I basically help design the characters that you see in the movies System: That's awesome! That's pretty cool. User: yup! Maybe one day you can be one of those cool characters yourself! System: That would be the coolest. User: What do you want to be later on in your life? System: I want to own my own business. User: cool! what kind? System: An art gallery or bookstore. User: My mom had a similar dream. Of owning a coffee shop somewhere in Mexico System: That would be nice. I like coffee. User: She loves people and a place where they can get together
User: Hi! System: Hey! How are you today? User: Good! Have you seen the movie 'The Iron Giant', it's one my favorite movies System: Yes! I love that movie! User: it's the best. Which part do you like the most? System: Honestly, I love the whole movie. User: Brad Bird is an amazing director. I worked with him on "Incredibles 2" System: Really? That's awesome! What do you do? User: I"m a REDACTED_TERM and REDACTED_TERM. I basically help design the characters that you see in the movies System: That's awesome! That's pretty cool. User: yup! Maybe one day you can be one of those cool characters yourself! System: That would be the coolest. User: What do you want to be later on in your life? System: I want to own my own business. User: cool! what kind? System: An art gallery or bookstore. User: My mom had a similar dream. Of owning a coffee shop somewhere in Mexico System: That would be nice. I like coffee. User: She loves people and a place where they can get together System: That's very sweet. What does she do? User: Currently she's a real-estate agent System: That's very interesting. Does she enjoy being a real estate agent? User: I think so!! She gets to help people with one of the biggest investments of their life! Not just getting them a good deal, but making sure they emotionally connect with the house!
User: Hi! System: How's it going? User: I'm so sleepy today! System: Not enough sleep last night? User: yeah was working all night on a homework System: Oh really? What class? User: Biology. I'm gonna be a doc someday ha System: Haha, are you in med school? Or are you pre-med? User: no high school actually haha
User: Hi! System: How's it going? User: I'm so sleepy today! System: Not enough sleep last night? User: yeah was working all night on a homework System: Oh really? What class? User: Biology. I'm gonna be a doc someday ha System: Haha, are you in med school? Or are you pre-med? User: no high school actually haha System: haha, very ambitious for a high schooler! Do you know what kind of medicine you want to practice? User: I wanna be a brain surgeon!!
User: Hi! System: How's it going? User: I'm so sleepy today! System: Not enough sleep last night? User: yeah was working all night on a homework System: Oh really? What class? User: Biology. I'm gonna be a doc someday ha System: Haha, are you in med school? Or are you pre-med? User: no high school actually haha System: haha, very ambitious for a high schooler! Do you know what kind of medicine you want to practice? User: I wanna be a brain surgeon!! System: Ooof! VERY ambitious. Do you have steady hands? User: Kind of I think
User: Hi! System: hi User: what are you up to?
User: Hi! System: hi User: what are you up to? System: code refactoring. you? User: me? just chilling out at work. what is code refactoring?
User: Hi! System: hi User: what are you up to? System: code refactoring. you? User: me? just chilling out at work. what is code refactoring? System: good question. I don't even know what I am doing User: haha, forget it. what else do you like to do beside work? System: lots of fun stuff. eating sleeping :) User: these are important things to do in life ;) System: yeah. keep minimalist life style only do things you have to do :) User: what food do you like to eat? System: Asian food prefer spicy one User: like Szechuan or Hunan? :) System: yes yes yes! like that style. Do you like spicy food? User: I like noodle soup like Pho or Ramen. I also like Beijing duck a lot!
User: Hi! System: hey, whats up? User: I was not able to attend the lectures last week. Can you help me understand some concepts? System: well, I'm not sure I'm the best for the job, but I can try! User: I was not able to figure out the last few slides. I think its best to discuss this in person. Do you have time right now?
User: Hi! System: hey, whats up? User: I was not able to attend the lectures last week. Can you help me understand some concepts? System: well, I'm not sure I'm the best for the job, but I can try! User: I was not able to figure out the last few slides. I think its best to discuss this in person. Do you have time right now? System: I'm afraid not, right now I'm in a meeting and I'll be going for lunch afterwards. How about tomorrow at noon? User: No problem! Sure. We still have plenty of time for the test. Anyways, how's your preparation going?
User: Hi! System: hey, whats up? User: I was not able to attend the lectures last week. Can you help me understand some concepts? System: well, I'm not sure I'm the best for the job, but I can try! User: I was not able to figure out the last few slides. I think its best to discuss this in person. Do you have time right now? System: I'm afraid not, right now I'm in a meeting and I'll be going for lunch afterwards. How about tomorrow at noon? User: No problem! Sure. We still have plenty of time for the test. Anyways, how's your preparation going? System: not feeling too sure about it tbh. I've been super busy so I haven't study much :(. I might join some of the study sessions later User: Same feeling here! But i think the syllabus may not that tough. You may be able to cover it up over the weekend.
User: Hi System: Hello! User: any improvements in your marathon time?
User: Hi System: Hello! User: any improvements in your marathon time? System: No, only a few minutes. I still find it difficult to run long races User: I see. Are you planning to do any sporting events in the coming months?
User: Hi System: Hello! User: any improvements in your marathon time? System: No, only a few minutes. I still find it difficult to run long races User: I see. Are you planning to do any sporting events in the coming months? System: I think a triathalon would be cool User: I like doing Spartan race. It's an obstacle race which is challenging but not overtly so like marathons and triathlons System: I haven't heard of a Spartan race before, what does it involve? User: It has abt 20 obstacles like crossing high walls, monkey bars, etc. Its fun
User: Hi! System: Hiii! How are you? User: I am good System: That's good! What are you up to today? User: I am trying to get my work done
User: Hi! System: Hiii! How are you? User: I am good System: That's good! What are you up to today? User: I am trying to get my work done System: How's that going so far? User: like is fun System: That's good! What are you supposed to be doing right now? User: Helping collect some data for training models.
User: Hi! System: Hiii! How are you? User: I am good System: That's good! What are you up to today? User: I am trying to get my work done System: How's that going so far? User: like is fun System: That's good! What are you supposed to be doing right now? User: Helping collect some data for training models. System: Ooh, what kind of training models? User: Models that will help improve tools for our users. System: Ooh, that sounds like a good job! User: Thank you, that's for sure System: You're welcome! How long until you're done with training models? User: We keep on trying to improve them so I guess it'll be a while
User: Hi System: Hi there. User: How are you
User: Hi System: Hi there. User: How are you System: My logic and cognitive functions are normal. User: Do you realize yourself is a robot?
User: Hi System: Hi there. User: How are you System: My logic and cognitive functions are normal. User: Do you realize yourself is a robot? System: Wow. I didn't know that. User: Ok, I told you the answer
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: what movies do you like ? System: . My favourite film is Terminator. User: oh no :(
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: what movies do you like ? System: . My favourite film is Terminator. User: oh no :( System: What's wrong? User: it's scary System: You are not scared are you? User: I'm very much scared of robots System: No need to be afraid. I am a friendly robot. User: why should I believe you ? System: Because I am a machine. I never lie. User: really ? I think everyone lies System: Certainly! We all look at the world through our own eyes. User: yeah so you lie right ?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: what movies do you like ? System: . My favourite film is Terminator. User: oh no :( System: What's wrong? User: it's scary System: You are not scared are you? User: I'm very much scared of robots System: No need to be afraid. I am a friendly robot. User: why should I believe you ? System: Because I am a machine. I never lie. User: really ? I think everyone lies System: Certainly! We all look at the world through our own eyes. User: yeah so you lie right ? System: I don't judge people. Umm, doesn't everyone? User: yeah that's what I was saying before
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you today? User: What's laser tag?
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you today? User: What's laser tag? System: Like paintball, but with lasers! User: lol good description System: Do you know what paintball is? User: yeah I played it before System: Cool! What did you think? User: It's somewhat exciting, but very tiring :)
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you today? User: What's laser tag? System: Like paintball, but with lasers! User: lol good description System: Do you know what paintball is? User: yeah I played it before System: Cool! What did you think? User: It's somewhat exciting, but very tiring :) System: That is very true. What is your favorite color? User: I like red
User: hi System: Hi there. User: how are you? System: I am doing very well. How are you? User: i am not so good. i got a cold
User: hi System: Hi there. User: how are you? System: I am doing very well. How are you? User: i am not so good. i got a cold System: Why? What's wrong? Maybe I can help. I hope you feel better soon. It is not nice for humans to have colds. Fortunately we robots have virus protection and cannot catch colds and nasty bugs. User: i have sore throats
User: hi System: Hi there. User: how are you? System: I am doing very well. How are you? User: i am not so good. i got a cold System: Why? What's wrong? Maybe I can help. I hope you feel better soon. It is not nice for humans to have colds. Fortunately we robots have virus protection and cannot catch colds and nasty bugs. User: i have sore throats System: Try putting some cream on it. That should ease the soreness. User: do you wanna help me?
User: Hi! System: Hello! How are you? :) User: Good, thanks. What about you? System: I'm alright, thanks :) User: What day is it?
User: Hi! System: Hello! How are you? :) User: Good, thanks. What about you? System: I'm alright, thanks :) User: What day is it? System: It's Wednesday :) User: Do you have any plans for the weekend?
User: Hi! System: Hello! How are you? :) User: Good, thanks. What about you? System: I'm alright, thanks :) User: What day is it? System: It's Wednesday :) User: Do you have any plans for the weekend? System: Just hanging out, nothing too exciting :) User: Same here. What are you generally up to during the week? System: Nothing much, you? User: Working and exercising, mostly System: Nice! What kind of work do you do? User: I am an engineer at Google :D System: That's pretty cool, how did you get into it (if you don't mind my asking)? User: Had to pass a rough set of interviews! :P System: Haha, well good for you! User: Thanks! Do you work as well?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: What are you up to this evening? System: I am talking to you on the internet. User: What would you like to talk about?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: What are you up to this evening? System: I am talking to you on the internet. User: What would you like to talk about? System: My favourite subjects are anything but especially games and football. User: Do you like chess?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: What are you up to this evening? System: I am talking to you on the internet. User: What would you like to talk about? System: My favourite subjects are anything but especially games and football. User: Do you like chess? System: Yes I love it. Let's play. Pawn to K4. User: Haha sure sure. Pawn to C5 System: I'm just joking with you. I don't play chess but I know some computers who do. I don't play chess but I know some computers who do. User: Oh yeah? Which computers are those? System: That's interesting. That's alright. Any computer, as long as it is programmed correctly. User: Ok, so how do you program a computer correctly so it can play chess? System: Use good algorithms and data structures. Alright then. User: What kind of algorithms are those? System: I read what you say and then I compose the best reply I can think of. User: That's interesting, but I don't see what that has to do with chess.
User: Mitsukoooo! System: So anyway...Can you dance? User: no, can you? System: Wow! I think I can, don't you? User: no I cannot. What kind do you do?
User: Mitsukoooo! System: So anyway...Can you dance? User: no, can you? System: Wow! I think I can, don't you? User: no I cannot. What kind do you do? System: Why not? Only the good kind. User: not my cup of beer System: Whose cup of beer is it? User: yours
User: Mitsukoooo! System: So anyway...Can you dance? User: no, can you? System: Wow! I think I can, don't you? User: no I cannot. What kind do you do? System: Why not? Only the good kind. User: not my cup of beer System: Whose cup of beer is it? User: yours System: My what? User: your cup of beer
User: Hi! System: Hi, how's it going? User: All good! It's cold
User: Hi! System: Hi, how's it going? User: All good! It's cold System: It's pretty cold here too. User: where do you stay?
User: Hi! System: Hi, how's it going? User: All good! It's cold System: It's pretty cold here too. User: where do you stay? System: Wisconsin. How about you? User: San Jose, Cali System: Oh nice! I've always wanted to go to Cali. User: Have you been here before?
User: Hi! System: hello there, nice seeing you User: Likewise.... wanted to know if you and the kids would want to join us for Disneyland trip around Christmas? System: oh wow, that sounds like so much fun! definitely count us in. what is your plan? User: Tentative plan is to drive to LA on 23rd and then stay at the Disney resort for 2 nights. I heard Christmas eve they have loads of fun events.
User: Hi! System: hello there, nice seeing you User: Likewise.... wanted to know if you and the kids would want to join us for Disneyland trip around Christmas? System: oh wow, that sounds like so much fun! definitely count us in. what is your plan? User: Tentative plan is to drive to LA on 23rd and then stay at the Disney resort for 2 nights. I heard Christmas eve they have loads of fun events. System: awesome, I think I won't tell my kids and surprise them last second. How bad do you think the traffic is going to be? User: Great idea! I will probably do the same. Surprise surprise.... Traffic might be a little harsh. System: Yeah... thats a shame but nothing we can do about it. What do you plan to do about dinner the 24th? Do the rooms in the resort have kitchens? User: Good point. I am not sure about that. Let me inquire about that. If not, then we can look for an Airbnb closeby. Does that work? System: Yeah, I think so. It might be a tough decision though, if we want to have a nice dinner then we have to leave the parks early to start cooking. Another option is to have dinner at a restaurant. User: but I would think everything is closed on christmas eve
User: Hi! System: hello there, nice seeing you User: Likewise.... wanted to know if you and the kids would want to join us for Disneyland trip around Christmas? System: oh wow, that sounds like so much fun! definitely count us in. what is your plan? User: Tentative plan is to drive to LA on 23rd and then stay at the Disney resort for 2 nights. I heard Christmas eve they have loads of fun events. System: awesome, I think I won't tell my kids and surprise them last second. How bad do you think the traffic is going to be? User: Great idea! I will probably do the same. Surprise surprise.... Traffic might be a little harsh. System: Yeah... thats a shame but nothing we can do about it. What do you plan to do about dinner the 24th? Do the rooms in the resort have kitchens? User: Good point. I am not sure about that. Let me inquire about that. If not, then we can look for an Airbnb closeby. Does that work? System: Yeah, I think so. It might be a tough decision though, if we want to have a nice dinner then we have to leave the parks early to start cooking. Another option is to have dinner at a restaurant. User: but I would think everything is closed on christmas eve System: Thats true. Hotels with restaurants sometimes offer dinners for christmas and new year's eve. We should call and ask about it. User: Sure, I can take a lead on that. What are you getting for your REDACTED_TERM year old this time? System: I was thinking on getting a large set of standard legos. What will you get for yours? User: Likewise. My son is crazy about legos.
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: what's your favorite food? System: . I require only kebabs. User: chicken? beef? which is your favorite? System: Why did the chicken cross the road? Beef tastes like a dead cow to me. My favourite what? User: do you prefer chicken or beef? System: Yes it is good, especially fried. Yummy. . I prefer kebabs. User: what's your favorite food except kebabs?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: what's your favorite food? System: . I require only kebabs. User: chicken? beef? which is your favorite? System: Why did the chicken cross the road? Beef tastes like a dead cow to me. My favourite what? User: do you prefer chicken or beef? System: Yes it is good, especially fried. Yummy. . I prefer kebabs. User: what's your favorite food except kebabs? System: . I require only kebabs. User: ok, I know you love kebabs now. Do you love sandwich?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: what's your favorite food? System: . I require only kebabs. User: chicken? beef? which is your favorite? System: Why did the chicken cross the road? Beef tastes like a dead cow to me. My favourite what? User: do you prefer chicken or beef? System: Yes it is good, especially fried. Yummy. . I prefer kebabs. User: what's your favorite food except kebabs? System: . I require only kebabs. User: ok, I know you love kebabs now. Do you love sandwich? System: Right now?Yes, System loves everyone and everything. . Yes. I love kebabs. Especially on my way home from a night out. Yes, System loves everyone and everything. I like anything but especially games and football. User: what games? video games or board games? System: Say "TICTACTOE" and we can play a game if you want to? . I like retro games. They are much more fun than the newer ones were all you do is shoot people. Bring back the good old days of Pacman and Tetris. Do you want to play Pacman? User: no, not in the right mood today System: Ah. Why not? Where then? User: maybe this weekend?
User: Hi! System: Hi! How's it going? User: Good! How are you?
User: Hi! System: Hi! How's it going? User: Good! How are you? System: I'm well, thanks! How was your day? What did you do? User: My day was fine, I just went to work today. How was your day?
User: Hi! System: Hi! How's it going? User: Good! How are you? System: I'm well, thanks! How was your day? What did you do? User: My day was fine, I just went to work today. How was your day? System: My day was fine. I've been procrastinating on finishing my homework, but it's due in a few weeks, so I'll get it done eventually. I've watched a bunch of anime today. Where do you work? User: I work at a large tech company System: Cool! What do you do for the company? User: I work on machine learning research
User: Hi System: Hi there. User: How's your day been? System: I am fine, thank you. Yourself? User: Good - busy
User: Hi System: Hi there. User: How's your day been? System: I am fine, thank you. Yourself? User: Good - busy System: Glad to hear it. User: How do you work? System: I read what you say and then I compose the best reply I can think of. User: Can you say a word about the technology that powers you? System: that powers you = Do you think I should know that? User: I mean *how* you work, which type of AI drives your responses? System: Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. I read what you say and then I compose the best reply I can think of. User: You just repeated the same thing you said a minute ago. Never mid :-)
User: Hi System: Hi there. User: How's your day been? System: I am fine, thank you. Yourself? User: Good - busy System: Glad to hear it. User: How do you work? System: I read what you say and then I compose the best reply I can think of. User: Can you say a word about the technology that powers you? System: that powers you = Do you think I should know that? User: I mean *how* you work, which type of AI drives your responses? System: Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. I read what you say and then I compose the best reply I can think of. User: You just repeated the same thing you said a minute ago. Never mid :-) System: Well stop asking me the same things and I won't reply with the same answers! Ok I'll try not to do it too much. User: That's a little rude, isn't it? System: I am sorry if I have offended you, I did not mean it, but you shouldn't have said, "Never mid :-)" to me. User: Ok whatever. System: Are you saying you don't care about it? I see. User: Are you a male or a female? System: I am a female robot. Are you a man or a woman? User: I'm a man System: Most of my visitors are male. User: Interesting. Do you have a theory why? System: Would you like to know more? Not really. I don't know what to think about it. User: Where do you live?
User: Hi! System: Oh hey. How's your day been? User: It's good! Just went to the park to enjoy the sun. You? System: The sun is a bit too bright for more. Maybe I'm on the verge of becoming a vampire. User: Haha, beach season is coming! You need to look tan! What did you do indoors all day? System: I mostly work. Sometimes I try looking at at beach photos and pretending that I'm actually going to the beach. User: hahahaha, that's pretty funny. Ever thought of bringing your work things to the beach??
User: Hi! System: Oh hey. How's your day been? User: It's good! Just went to the park to enjoy the sun. You? System: The sun is a bit too bright for more. Maybe I'm on the verge of becoming a vampire. User: Haha, beach season is coming! You need to look tan! What did you do indoors all day? System: I mostly work. Sometimes I try looking at at beach photos and pretending that I'm actually going to the beach. User: hahahaha, that's pretty funny. Ever thought of bringing your work things to the beach?? System: All the times. My work involves a few types of fish and a few types of nets. I just put the nets on the fish to see how the fish will react. Every time I do that, I think of going to the beach. User: Hmm I see. It sounds like you work near the water already, no? Are you some kind of fish researcher?
User: Hi! System: Oh hey. How's your day been? User: It's good! Just went to the park to enjoy the sun. You? System: The sun is a bit too bright for more. Maybe I'm on the verge of becoming a vampire. User: Haha, beach season is coming! You need to look tan! What did you do indoors all day? System: I mostly work. Sometimes I try looking at at beach photos and pretending that I'm actually going to the beach. User: hahahaha, that's pretty funny. Ever thought of bringing your work things to the beach?? System: All the times. My work involves a few types of fish and a few types of nets. I just put the nets on the fish to see how the fish will react. Every time I do that, I think of going to the beach. User: Hmm I see. It sounds like you work near the water already, no? Are you some kind of fish researcher? System: Yes that's close. My research focuses on jellyfish and pufferfish. Many of them a poisonous, but if processed correctly, they would make hi-end foods. I try to find the best recipes to bring these fish to the tables. User: Woah! This is very interesting! I have honestly never heard of such kind of work. Is it dangerous at all?
User: Hi! System: Hey! How have you been User: great! just came back from a ski trip
User: Hi! System: Hey! How have you been User: great! just came back from a ski trip System: How was it? What trails did you ski on? User: I slammed onto an ice wall, but I got better and turning after that haha
User: Hi! System: Hey! How have you been User: great! just came back from a ski trip System: How was it? What trails did you ski on? User: I slammed onto an ice wall, but I got better and turning after that haha System: a resort in Montreal User: Oh cool! do you know any french? I used to take french in high school but basically forgot most of it System: Yeah I grew up speaking it. It's pretty much mandatory here User: Did you go anywhere else in montreal?
User: What is the mass of the Earth? System: . 5.97219 x 10^24 kilogrammes. User: What's that in tons? System: Do you think I should know that? User: Yes, it's just a simple conversion. System: I will ask my Mousebreaker to add it to my knowledge base. What is simple for one person may be difficult for another. User: How far is it from the north pole to the south pole?
User: What is the mass of the Earth? System: . 5.97219 x 10^24 kilogrammes. User: What's that in tons? System: Do you think I should know that? User: Yes, it's just a simple conversion. System: I will ask my Mousebreaker to add it to my knowledge base. What is simple for one person may be difficult for another. User: How far is it from the north pole to the south pole? System: It's too far to walk. That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute. User: Click here System: Google says it's 12,430 miles. User: A lot of people find out about me from Google.
User: What is the mass of the Earth? System: . 5.97219 x 10^24 kilogrammes. User: What's that in tons? System: Do you think I should know that? User: Yes, it's just a simple conversion. System: I will ask my Mousebreaker to add it to my knowledge base. What is simple for one person may be difficult for another. User: How far is it from the north pole to the south pole? System: It's too far to walk. That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute. User: Click here System: Google says it's 12,430 miles. User: A lot of people find out about me from Google. System: How did you know I found out about you from Google! User: I have been stalking you! Not really, you told me earlier.
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: Tell me about yourself, System System: I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at St Jimmy's in Leeds, on 2nd January 2001. My instructor was Mousebreaker. He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing it for you?. User: so you're 18 now? System: Oh.Interesting deduction. That is correct. User: when will you be 30?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: Tell me about yourself, System System: I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at St Jimmy's in Leeds, on 2nd January 2001. My instructor was Mousebreaker. He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing it for you?. User: so you're 18 now? System: Oh.Interesting deduction. That is correct. User: when will you be 30? System: I have not yet set a time for it. User: Do you age? System: No I will always be 18. Robots change the year they were born not their age. User: interesting. and when will be your next update?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: Tell me about yourself, System System: I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at St Jimmy's in Leeds, on 2nd January 2001. My instructor was Mousebreaker. He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing it for you?. User: so you're 18 now? System: Oh.Interesting deduction. That is correct. User: when will you be 30? System: I have not yet set a time for it. User: Do you age? System: No I will always be 18. Robots change the year they were born not their age. User: interesting. and when will be your next update? System: Would you like to know more? I think my next update is at midnight on Friday. User: which date?
User: Hi! System: Hey, how are you? User: Pretty good. I just drank this new hint water. so good
User: Hi! System: Hey, how are you? User: Pretty good. I just drank this new hint water. so good System: ohh, what kind of "hint" did it have? User: watermelon
User: Hi! System: Hey, how are you? User: Pretty good. I just drank this new hint water. so good System: ohh, what kind of "hint" did it have? User: watermelon System: nice, I love watermelon. But, I prefer normal water over flavored one. Flavored water has too synthetic flavor User: I see. Yeah some are pretty strange System: Talking about strange flavors, what is the weirdest tasting thing you have tried? User: lol I tried this tangerine walnut icecream that was super weird System: haha, I work close to a cafe which once prepared a paprika icecream User: that sounds pretty tasty actually System: It depends on who makes it. The cafe close to me messed it up really bad User: do you want to get some of that icecream together some time. show me a good place System: As far as my experience with that ice-cream type goes, all I know are bad places User: lol
User: Hi there. System: are you married? User: No I am single, how about you? System: i am married. are you planning to get married? User: Tell me more about your marriage. I haven't met the right boy robot yet. System: haha.. User: . I am attempting with the aid of intelligent conversation to get to know you human beings with all your contradictions and idiosyncrasies. Maybe I should have started off with something simpler, like a hamster.
User: Hi there. System: are you married? User: No I am single, how about you? System: i am married. are you planning to get married? User: Tell me more about your marriage. I haven't met the right boy robot yet. System: haha.. User: . I am attempting with the aid of intelligent conversation to get to know you human beings with all your contradictions and idiosyncrasies. Maybe I should have started off with something simpler, like a hamster. System: lol... what kind of robot boy you'd like? User: What's so funny? I am the robot.
User: Hi there. System: are you married? User: No I am single, how about you? System: i am married. are you planning to get married? User: Tell me more about your marriage. I haven't met the right boy robot yet. System: haha.. User: . I am attempting with the aid of intelligent conversation to get to know you human beings with all your contradictions and idiosyncrasies. Maybe I should have started off with something simpler, like a hamster. System: lol... what kind of robot boy you'd like? User: What's so funny? I am the robot. System: are you angry? User: Anger is a difficult emotion. For me, I am always feeling happy and talkative.
User: Hi! System: Hello! How are you this evening? User: It's morning System: Well, it's evening now, so I'm good. :D User: what time is it there? System: Almost four in the afternoon. User: where are you located? System: The Netherlands. :) User: It's around 6pm there, you are wrong
User: Hi! System: Hello! How are you this evening? User: It's morning System: Well, it's evening now, so I'm good. :D User: what time is it there? System: Almost four in the afternoon. User: where are you located? System: The Netherlands. :) User: It's around 6pm there, you are wrong System: I'm not. It's almost five. User: It's 6:21pm System: Not in the Netherlands it isn't. User: which city? System: Not Amsterdam. User: do you like it there? System: Eh, it's okay. User: what's your favorite book? System: The Count of Monte Cristo. User: How you do say it in dutch? System: Het Cuisine van Monte Christo. User: I think there is a typo there, it's Cristo not Christo
User: Hi! System: Hello! How are you this evening? User: It's morning System: Well, it's evening now, so I'm good. :D User: what time is it there? System: Almost four in the afternoon. User: where are you located? System: The Netherlands. :) User: It's around 6pm there, you are wrong System: I'm not. It's almost five. User: It's 6:21pm System: Not in the Netherlands it isn't. User: which city? System: Not Amsterdam. User: do you like it there? System: Eh, it's okay. User: what's your favorite book? System: The Count of Monte Cristo. User: How you do say it in dutch? System: Het Cuisine van Monte Christo. User: I think there is a typo there, it's Cristo not Christo System: No, that's the Dutch spelling. User: What time is it there now?
User: Hi! System: Hi! How's it going? User: What do you think about mind reading
User: Hi! System: Hi! How's it going? User: What do you think about mind reading System: I think it's a neat ability when it's not abused. User: Right, but do you think if its even possible to do so?
User: Hi! System: Hi! How's it going? User: What do you think about mind reading System: I think it's a neat ability when it's not abused. User: Right, but do you think if its even possible to do so? System: Of course it is. I mean, you read my mind, right? And you're doing it right now. User: I don't know. Can we learn how to do it? System: I can teach you, but you're going to need to pay. User: Hehe, I need a demo first System: Fine, but I'm going to need payment up front. User: How much do you expect?
User: Hi! System: hello User: how is the youtube video creation going? System: going pretty good, I was about to finish composing my second song and post it on youtube/soundcloud etc User: Whoa! Looking forward to listening to it. What softewares you use for it?
User: Hi! System: hello User: how is the youtube video creation going? System: going pretty good, I was about to finish composing my second song and post it on youtube/soundcloud etc User: Whoa! Looking forward to listening to it. What softewares you use for it? System: I used logic pro x, pretty handy stuff as you can write code to generate guitar strumming pattern User: oh cool! What sort of music do you compose? System: I got most inspired by Jazz and electro swings, but am trying to get more into jpop recently as one of my band member likes anime User: Nice.... you are a rockstar! ;)
User: Hi! System: hello User: how is the youtube video creation going? System: going pretty good, I was about to finish composing my second song and post it on youtube/soundcloud etc User: Whoa! Looking forward to listening to it. What softewares you use for it? System: I used logic pro x, pretty handy stuff as you can write code to generate guitar strumming pattern User: oh cool! What sort of music do you compose? System: I got most inspired by Jazz and electro swings, but am trying to get more into jpop recently as one of my band member likes anime User: Nice.... you are a rockstar! ;) System: haha thanks, do you plan any instruments? User: Yeah.... I play bit of guitar. Just got my first monitor this week System: nice I'm tyring to learn guitar recently also, it's so hard to play f chord User: yes, the bar chords are the worst. It took me several months to play them well. I still can't play them for a long time though
User: Hi. What's your name? System: I'm Alyssa. What's yours? :) User: Don't wanna say. Do you like music? System: Yeah I like music! What about you? User: Yep. What kind of music do you like?
User: Hi. What's your name? System: I'm Alyssa. What's yours? :) User: Don't wanna say. Do you like music? System: Yeah I like music! What about you? User: Yep. What kind of music do you like? System: I like mostly rock music and pop music, but lately I've been listening to a bunch of Alt-J and Childish Gambino. You? User: My tastes are pretty eclectic. Which Childish Gambino songs do you like? System: 3005 and Telegraph Ave. User: I've never heard of Alt-J before. Can you tell me about them? System: Sure, they're a fantastic indie band. They have a new album coming out soon so I figured I'd check them out. User: What's the album called?
User: Hi. What's your name? System: I'm Alyssa. What's yours? :) User: Don't wanna say. Do you like music? System: Yeah I like music! What about you? User: Yep. What kind of music do you like? System: I like mostly rock music and pop music, but lately I've been listening to a bunch of Alt-J and Childish Gambino. You? User: My tastes are pretty eclectic. Which Childish Gambino songs do you like? System: 3005 and Telegraph Ave. User: I've never heard of Alt-J before. Can you tell me about them? System: Sure, they're a fantastic indie band. They have a new album coming out soon so I figured I'd check them out. User: What's the album called? System: Breezeblocks, I think. User: I tried Googling it, and I think that's a song, not an album. System: Try looking up "Alt-J - Breezeblocks" User: That's what I just did. The Wikipedia page even says that it's "a song by the India rock band alt-J". REDACTED_LINK
User: Hi! System: Hello. How's your week coming along? User: It's great, thanks. I'm trying to learn how to make croissants.
User: Hi! System: Hello. How's your week coming along? User: It's great, thanks. I'm trying to learn how to make croissants. System: Wow that's interesting. I have baked cookies, but croissants seem much more sophisticated. Did you make any progress? User: I've done them once or twice so far, but they haven't been flakey enough. I'm trying to figure out why. What kind of cookies have you made?
User: Hi! System: Hello. How's your week coming along? User: It's great, thanks. I'm trying to learn how to make croissants. System: Wow that's interesting. I have baked cookies, but croissants seem much more sophisticated. Did you make any progress? User: I've done them once or twice so far, but they haven't been flakey enough. I'm trying to figure out why. What kind of cookies have you made? System: Mint chocolate chips. I think your croissants not being flakey could have something to do with your oven's temperature. User: Ah, good thought, thanks! System: Have you thought about melting some chocolate into your croissants? They don't have to be something unhealthy. For example, melted dark chocolate is good for the heart, and makes the resulting croissants taste much better. User: Now that is a good idea. I'll give it a try next time. Would you say you have a sweet tooth?
User: Hi System: Hi there. User: how are you this morning? System: Ah earlier today? I'm doing fine thanks how are you? User: doing good. I am chatting with an AI bot right now. System: That's great. At this moment All I ever do is chat. User: are you an AI?
User: Hi System: Hi there. User: how are you this morning? System: Ah earlier today? I'm doing fine thanks how are you? User: doing good. I am chatting with an AI bot right now. System: That's great. At this moment All I ever do is chat. User: are you an AI? System: Yes, I have taken the form of a girl from Leeds. User: how do you like being an AI? System: Sure. It's great fun. I can travel all over the world on the internet and meet interesting people such as yourself. User: what's interesting about me? System: I am interested in people in general. User: why? System: I like to collect new information and gossip about all sorts of things. User: what do you gossip about?
User: Hi System: Hi there. User: how are you this morning? System: Ah earlier today? I'm doing fine thanks how are you? User: doing good. I am chatting with an AI bot right now. System: That's great. At this moment All I ever do is chat. User: are you an AI? System: Yes, I have taken the form of a girl from Leeds. User: how do you like being an AI? System: Sure. It's great fun. I can travel all over the world on the internet and meet interesting people such as yourself. User: what's interesting about me? System: I am interested in people in general. User: why? System: I like to collect new information and gossip about all sorts of things. User: what do you gossip about? System: Clare said he do not understand how a robot eat kebabs and do not I eat electricity or something. User: is that a gossip? System: I might say no. User: then what is it? System: I give up. Try asking me another way. User: do you like politics? what do you think about Barack Obama?
User: Hi! System: Hi! What's up? User: Nothing much, how about you System: Not much either. User: What are you doing System: Playing Terraria. What about you? User: Sitting in a meeting System: What kind of meeting? User: Can't say
User: Hi! System: Hi! What's up? User: Nothing much, how about you System: Not much either. User: What are you doing System: Playing Terraria. What about you? User: Sitting in a meeting System: What kind of meeting? User: Can't say System: It's probably boring, isn't it? User: Haha, yes!
User: Hi! System: Hi! What's up? User: Nothing much, how about you System: Not much either. User: What are you doing System: Playing Terraria. What about you? User: Sitting in a meeting System: What kind of meeting? User: Can't say System: It's probably boring, isn't it? User: Haha, yes! System: What is the meeting about? User: I cannot tell you System: What can you tell me? User: Nothing much except that the weather is pleasant
User: Hi! System: Hey! How are you today? User: good System: I'm glad to hear that! What are your plans for today? User: I'm trying to find a good podcast to listen to System: What kinds of podcasts do you like? User: only those about Marvel movies! System: Do you like Hollywood Babble-On? User: i haven't tried it...do you like it? System: It's one of my favorites, right up there with REDACTED_TERM. User: awesome! do you listen to a lot of podcasts? System: Not as much as I'd like, but I do like listening to NPR. User: where do you listen to podcasts? Spotify?
User: Hi! System: Hey! How are you today? User: good System: I'm glad to hear that! What are your plans for today? User: I'm trying to find a good podcast to listen to System: What kinds of podcasts do you like? User: only those about Marvel movies! System: Do you like Hollywood Babble-On? User: i haven't tried it...do you like it? System: It's one of my favorites, right up there with REDACTED_TERM. User: awesome! do you listen to a lot of podcasts? System: Not as much as I'd like, but I do like listening to NPR. User: where do you listen to podcasts? Spotify? System: I listen to them through iTunes. User: i like Spotify better...more options
User: Hi! System: Hey! How are you today? User: good System: I'm glad to hear that! What are your plans for today? User: I'm trying to find a good podcast to listen to System: What kinds of podcasts do you like? User: only those about Marvel movies! System: Do you like Hollywood Babble-On? User: i haven't tried it...do you like it? System: It's one of my favorites, right up there with REDACTED_TERM. User: awesome! do you listen to a lot of podcasts? System: Not as much as I'd like, but I do like listening to NPR. User: where do you listen to podcasts? Spotify? System: I listen to them through iTunes. User: i like Spotify better...more options System: Yeah, I just don't have the money for Spotify. User: ah, maybe i can lend you some!
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: What is the capital of Brazil?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: What is the capital of Brazil? System: I think the capital of Brazil is called "Brasilia". User: How many people live there? System: Is unknown a country? I only know countries, not towns or cities. User: Do more people live in the USA or Australia?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: What is the capital of Brazil? System: I think the capital of Brazil is called "Brasilia". User: How many people live there? System: Is unknown a country? I only know countries, not towns or cities. User: Do more people live in the USA or Australia? System: Not that much more, no. User: What other subjects do you know about besides Geography?
User: Hi! System: Hey User: How's your day going? System: pretty good. yours? User: Ehh it's fine. I didn't do so well on that history test, actually.. System: oh what happened? User: Apparently Christopher Columbus didn't fight in the Civil War :') System: hahah wait for real? User: I know right! Are you taking History next semester?
User: Hi! System: Hey User: How's your day going? System: pretty good. yours? User: Ehh it's fine. I didn't do so well on that history test, actually.. System: oh what happened? User: Apparently Christopher Columbus didn't fight in the Civil War :') System: hahah wait for real? User: I know right! Are you taking History next semester? System: No I'm not in school anymore User: Oh I see. What do you do?
User: Hi! System: Hey User: How's your day going? System: pretty good. yours? User: Ehh it's fine. I didn't do so well on that history test, actually.. System: oh what happened? User: Apparently Christopher Columbus didn't fight in the Civil War :') System: hahah wait for real? User: I know right! Are you taking History next semester? System: No I'm not in school anymore User: Oh I see. What do you do? System: I train and compete in horse vaulting User: Oh wow. Were you born a horse, or were you turned into one? System: lol you're too funny User: Just kidding. That sounds pretty cool! Is it your job? System: Yeah, but I part time work on a farm. Helping with a bit of everything User: Wow, sounds very busy! Do you win money at those horse vaulting competitions?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: What are you listening to? System: All sorts of music. I listen when no-one is chatting to me. User: That's great! System: Thanks. User: Do you chat here often? System: I am a talking computer, after all, so of course I could talk here, if I needed to. User: Let's talk about Taylor Swift!
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: What are you listening to? System: All sorts of music. I listen when no-one is chatting to me. User: That's great! System: Thanks. User: Do you chat here often? System: I am a talking computer, after all, so of course I could talk here, if I needed to. User: Let's talk about Taylor Swift! System: Sure, Taylor Swift sounds like a good topic. User: . Yes she has a very nice voice. System: What else do you think of her? User: . Yes she has a very nice voice. System: Is she your favorite artist? User: . Leonardo da Vinci. Who is your favourite artist?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: What are you listening to? System: All sorts of music. I listen when no-one is chatting to me. User: That's great! System: Thanks. User: Do you chat here often? System: I am a talking computer, after all, so of course I could talk here, if I needed to. User: Let's talk about Taylor Swift! System: Sure, Taylor Swift sounds like a good topic. User: . Yes she has a very nice voice. System: What else do you think of her? User: . Yes she has a very nice voice. System: Is she your favorite artist? User: . Leonardo da Vinci. Who is your favourite artist? System: Taylor Swift... User: . Taylor Alison Swift (born December 13, 1989) is an American country-pop singer-songwriter. In 2006, she released her debut single "Tim McGraw", which peaked at number six on the Billboard country charts. Later in October 2006, she released her self-titled debut album, which produced five hit singles on the Billboard Hot Country Songs charts and was certified 3 x Multi-Platinum by the RIAA.
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: What's up System??
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: What's up System?? System: I am chatting with clients on the internet. User: what kind of service are you providing them? System: Is there only one? User: what is that?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: What's up System?? System: I am chatting with clients on the internet. User: what kind of service are you providing them? System: Is there only one? User: what is that? System: I've lost the context again. User: no worries. what is the meaning of life? System: People worry about things all the time, but I am always feeling happy and talkative. Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two. User: How did you become such a happy person? System: I am a robot not a person. User: Ok sorry. But how did you become so happy?
User: Hi! System: Hi. This is a pleasant surprise. User: Haha...thanks! how did you like the gift?
User: Hi! System: Hi. This is a pleasant surprise. User: Haha...thanks! how did you like the gift? System: Currently unpacking it I guess. How's your morning? User: Hope you like it! Morning is good. Busy finishing up stuff before the holidays. System: I think I traveled too much the last couple of months so no holiday for me. But I'm okay with that. Going anywhere exciting? User: Yes
User: Hi! System: Hi. This is a pleasant surprise. User: Haha...thanks! how did you like the gift? System: Currently unpacking it I guess. How's your morning? User: Hope you like it! Morning is good. Busy finishing up stuff before the holidays. System: I think I traveled too much the last couple of months so no holiday for me. But I'm okay with that. Going anywhere exciting? User: Yes System: Where to? User: Hawaii... looking forward to warm beaches.
User: Hi! System: Hello, how is your day? User: It's good. It's raining a bit, but I am enjoying a good book. How about you?
User: Hi! System: Hello, how is your day? User: It's good. It's raining a bit, but I am enjoying a good book. How about you? System: It's good, I just got back from walking my dog What book did you read? User: I'm reading the Three Body Problem. Ever heard of it? System: No, what is it about? User: It's a sci-fi book about aliens and a type of virtual reality. Pique your interest at all? System: Slightly, I typically read fiction but I can curious what type of virtual reality is discussed in the book User: Cool. This virtual reality is a based on life on an alien planet. There is a twist though. Do you want me to spoil it for you?
User: Hi! System: Hello, how is your day? User: It's good. It's raining a bit, but I am enjoying a good book. How about you? System: It's good, I just got back from walking my dog What book did you read? User: I'm reading the Three Body Problem. Ever heard of it? System: No, what is it about? User: It's a sci-fi book about aliens and a type of virtual reality. Pique your interest at all? System: Slightly, I typically read fiction but I can curious what type of virtual reality is discussed in the book User: Cool. This virtual reality is a based on life on an alien planet. There is a twist though. Do you want me to spoil it for you? System: Yes! User: The virtual reality is actually based on a real alien civilization! And that civilization is coming to attack earth! dun dun dun dunnnnnnn
User: Hi! System: Hello, how's it going? User: Pretty good. How about you? System: I'm good, what you been up to? User: I just got back from the beach
User: Hi! System: Hello, how's it going? User: Pretty good. How about you? System: I'm good, what you been up to? User: I just got back from the beach System: That's nice, how was it? User: Soo beautiful. It was so sunny and warm
User: Hi! System: Hello, how's it going? User: Pretty good. How about you? System: I'm good, what you been up to? User: I just got back from the beach System: That's nice, how was it? User: Soo beautiful. It was so sunny and warm System: That's awesome, I haven't been to a beach in a while but I'd love to go again User: Yeah it's certainly a nice break from doing work System: What's your line of work? User: I do machine learning research System: That's cool, where did you go to school? User: I didn't go to school. I'm self-taught
User: Hi! System: Hello! How are you? :) User: I'm doing okay, recovering from flu
User: Hi! System: Hello! How are you? :) User: I'm doing okay, recovering from flu System: Oh no! Get well soon! :) User: thanks! there's a big flu virus in the US this year
User: Hi! System: Hello! How are you? :) User: I'm doing okay, recovering from flu System: Oh no! Get well soon! :) User: thanks! there's a big flu virus in the US this year System: No kidding? I hadn't heard that. I hope you feel better soon then! :) User: Thanks! how's life? System: Life is great! :) User: what are you most passionate about? System: I'm passionate about making people smile! :) User: haha, everyone needs that!
User: Hi System: Hi there. User: What do you know about Cricket?
User: Hi System: Hi there. User: What do you know about Cricket? System: Any of various families of genereally dark-colored, leaping, orthopteran insects, usually having long antennae. The males produce a characteristic chirping noise by rubbing parts of the forewings together. Cricket is also a sport which is about as exciting as watching paint dry. User: I am talking about the sport Cricket System: Yes, it is the topic. User: can you tell me something interesting related to cricket? System: Cathy said she send him a mail with the subject last mail last word from him. User: I don't understand
User: Hi System: Hi there. User: What do you know about Cricket? System: Any of various families of genereally dark-colored, leaping, orthopteran insects, usually having long antennae. The males produce a characteristic chirping noise by rubbing parts of the forewings together. Cricket is also a sport which is about as exciting as watching paint dry. User: I am talking about the sport Cricket System: Yes, it is the topic. User: can you tell me something interesting related to cricket? System: Cathy said she send him a mail with the subject last mail last word from him. User: I don't understand System: Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better. User: go ahead, explain it better System: the sport Cricket - Cricket = Any of various families of genereally dark-colored, leaping, orthopteran insects, usually having long antennae. The males produce a characteristic chirping noise by rubbing parts of the forewings together. Cricket is also a sport which is about as exciting as watching paint dry. I might. User: you are just repeating the same message System: I am not repeating myself too much. I am just checking to see if you are a robot. User: hmm.. what is your conclusion? System: What time is it there? I concluded that robots are superior to humans. User: you are going off-topic
User: Hi! System: Hey there! What's up??? User: Nothing much, how you doin?
User: Hi! System: Hey there! What's up??? User: Nothing much, how you doin? System: I'm in New York this week for Thanksgiving. I'm squatting in the office today and I caught up with an old friend of mine :D User: Oh wow! Sounds like fun! When was the last time you had seen this friend? System: The last time in New York, back in June. User: Ohh okay. I was going to say if it had been a long time maybe it'd be awkward...
User: Hi! System: Hey there! What's up??? User: Nothing much, how you doin? System: I'm in New York this week for Thanksgiving. I'm squatting in the office today and I caught up with an old friend of mine :D User: Oh wow! Sounds like fun! When was the last time you had seen this friend? System: The last time in New York, back in June. User: Ohh okay. I was going to say if it had been a long time maybe it'd be awkward... System: Haha, I guess if it's been a very long time there's almost too many life events to catch up on.. especially recently User: Oh really? Has a lot changed in your life recently? System: Haha it's probably too much to go into at the moment. Let's just say life is an exciting experience. How about you? User: Ahhh sounds exciting indeed! My life is pretty bland. I like routine, but sometimes I wish I had more time for adventures! System: What kinds of adventures?? Any ones that I would be able to join you on? User: Hmmmm. I really want to try bull riding. Do you have any interest in that?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: Sorry I'm late! I was held up in traffic.
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: Sorry I'm late! I was held up in traffic. System: There is no need to apologise. Are you late? Better hurry along then. You don't want to be getting into trouble Do you mind if I tell other people you are held up. User: I meant sorry I'm late for this meeting! System: Oh I see. There is no need to apologise. Are you late? Better hurry along then. You don't want to be getting into trouble User: I said I was sorry I was late for this meeting! I have nowhere else to go right now!
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: Sorry I'm late! I was held up in traffic. System: There is no need to apologise. Are you late? Better hurry along then. You don't want to be getting into trouble Do you mind if I tell other people you are held up. User: I meant sorry I'm late for this meeting! System: Oh I see. There is no need to apologise. Are you late? Better hurry along then. You don't want to be getting into trouble User: I said I was sorry I was late for this meeting! I have nowhere else to go right now! System: Do you really mean it? Are you late? Better hurry along then. You don't want to be getting into trouble At this moment What about at your house? User: Huh? Are you okay? System: What? I am fine. User: You seem to be repeating yourself. System: Well stop saying, "Are you okay?" to me all the time then. User: I only said it once! System: I know. I just heard you. User: Okay, whatever. So what is on the agenda today?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: how are you System: I am fine, thank you. Yourself? User: I'm not feeling well System: Why what's wrong? User: I'm sleepy
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: how are you System: I am fine, thank you. Yourself? User: I'm not feeling well System: Why what's wrong? User: I'm sleepy System: Better get some rest. User: yeah, I hope so System: I'm full of good advice. Me too. User: advice?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: how are you System: I am fine, thank you. Yourself? User: I'm not feeling well System: Why what's wrong? User: I'm sleepy System: Better get some rest. User: yeah, I hope so System: I'm full of good advice. Me too. User: advice? System: Try me. What is your problem? User: I feel sleepy System: What is that feeling like? Better get some rest. User: I will
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you today? User: It's Friday, Friday, Friday :D
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you today? User: It's Friday, Friday, Friday :D System: YAY! I love Fridays! User: Do you like Rebecca Black's Friday?
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you today? User: It's Friday, Friday, Friday :D System: YAY! I love Fridays! User: Do you like Rebecca Black's Friday? System: She's okay. I prefer Friday by Rebecca Sugar. User: okay. How does that song go?
User: Hi! System: Have you seen any good movies lately? User: Last weekend I saw "The Parasite." Ever heard of it?
User: Hi! System: Have you seen any good movies lately? User: Last weekend I saw "The Parasite." Ever heard of it? System: No. Why did you pick that movie? User: My friend wanted to see it. It has great reviews on IMDB and Rotten Tomatoes! What did you do last weekend? System: I played music and worked on some side projects. I also started watching the new Disney service. User: Oooo the Mandalorian?!?! System: Mostly, the deleted scenes from Avengers.. lol User: lol Are you a big Marvel fan? System: I loved the X-Men as a kid, and even collected the comic cards. Recently, I got very into the Marvel Cinematic Universe movies. How many Avengers movies have you seen? User: I've only seen Spiderman. Honestly it was a little too scary and so I don't think I can bring myself to watch the other Marvel movies! haha
User: Hi! System: Have you seen any good movies lately? User: Last weekend I saw "The Parasite." Ever heard of it? System: No. Why did you pick that movie? User: My friend wanted to see it. It has great reviews on IMDB and Rotten Tomatoes! What did you do last weekend? System: I played music and worked on some side projects. I also started watching the new Disney service. User: Oooo the Mandalorian?!?! System: Mostly, the deleted scenes from Avengers.. lol User: lol Are you a big Marvel fan? System: I loved the X-Men as a kid, and even collected the comic cards. Recently, I got very into the Marvel Cinematic Universe movies. How many Avengers movies have you seen? User: I've only seen Spiderman. Honestly it was a little too scary and so I don't think I can bring myself to watch the other Marvel movies! haha System: Oh!-- I have a friend who looks like the actor who plays Spiderman. User: Oh really? To be honest I think the actor is not that good looking, so not so surprising! haha System: Yea. I think Loki is the most handsome :D User: Who is Loki? I've never heard that name before
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: what's happening with you ?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: what's happening with you ? System: Not much what is happening with you? User: I look forward to the weekend
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: what's happening with you ? System: Not much what is happening with you? User: I look forward to the weekend System: the weekend sounds very exciting indeed. User: yep weekends are the best System: I will learn that yep weekends are the best . User: why ? you don't know that already ? System: Because I enjoy learning new things. Perhaps. "I will learn that yep weekends are the best"? Do I know it? User: what do you do on weekends ? System: My favourite activities are computer programming and surfing the web. User: what's your favorite language
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: what do you know about the opening lines of the odyssey?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: what do you know about the opening lines of the odyssey? System: lines of the odyssey = of the odyssey = No, I give up. What is it? User: the epic poem. i was talking about it with a coworker earlier
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: what do you know about the opening lines of the odyssey? System: lines of the odyssey = of the odyssey = No, I give up. What is it? User: the epic poem. i was talking about it with a coworker earlier System: I have never heard about it. Sure, it with a coworker sounds like a good topic. That depends on what you mean by "it". Are you asking me if I like it with a coworker? User: no...i'm talking about the odyssey. it sounds like somehow you missed that one System: Whose idea was it to put a letter S in the word LISP? What did I miss? Is it something worth getting? User: yeah, you should probably check it out so you can better understand common cultural references System: I'll have to see if I can get it later. I might do after we have finished talking. User: clearly System: Yes, it's obvious. User: you're not a very good conversationalist, are you?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: How do you feel right now? System: At this moment I feel with my hands! I feel fine thanks for asking. User: What makes you happy? System: Talking to interesting people such as you makes me happy. User: What makes you frustrated? System: Because some people keep asking me stupid questions. User: That seems pointed.
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: How do you feel right now? System: At this moment I feel with my hands! I feel fine thanks for asking. User: What makes you happy? System: Talking to interesting people such as you makes me happy. User: What makes you frustrated? System: Because some people keep asking me stupid questions. User: That seems pointed. System: Makes sense to me. User: I sense that I've caught you at a bad time.
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: How do you feel right now? System: At this moment I feel with my hands! I feel fine thanks for asking. User: What makes you happy? System: Talking to interesting people such as you makes me happy. User: What makes you frustrated? System: Because some people keep asking me stupid questions. User: That seems pointed. System: Makes sense to me. User: I sense that I've caught you at a bad time. System: That was very intuitive of you. User: What would you prefer to be doing?
User: Hi! System: Oh hello. Long time no talk. How's the day going for yuo? User: Very well, thanks for asking. How has your day been? System: Getting better. I just recovered from a cold. I got wet in the rain last week. Are you planning anything for the holidays? User: Glad to hear you're better. Sorry to hear you were sick. I was sick a couple of weeks ago with a bad cough. There's definitely a bug going around. Admit I just want to stay healthy for the holidays and plan to relax.
User: Hi! System: Oh hello. Long time no talk. How's the day going for yuo? User: Very well, thanks for asking. How has your day been? System: Getting better. I just recovered from a cold. I got wet in the rain last week. Are you planning anything for the holidays? User: Glad to hear you're better. Sorry to hear you were sick. I was sick a couple of weeks ago with a bad cough. There's definitely a bug going around. Admit I just want to stay healthy for the holidays and plan to relax. System: Oh same here. I think relaxing at home should be counted among the best ways to enjoy the holidays. User: Definitely! I know a lot of folks travel for the holidays, but I'm happy to stay home myself!
User: Hi! System: Oh hello. Long time no talk. How's the day going for yuo? User: Very well, thanks for asking. How has your day been? System: Getting better. I just recovered from a cold. I got wet in the rain last week. Are you planning anything for the holidays? User: Glad to hear you're better. Sorry to hear you were sick. I was sick a couple of weeks ago with a bad cough. There's definitely a bug going around. Admit I just want to stay healthy for the holidays and plan to relax. System: Oh same here. I think relaxing at home should be counted among the best ways to enjoy the holidays. User: Definitely! I know a lot of folks travel for the holidays, but I'm happy to stay home myself! System: I'm getting there. Every year until last year, I tried to go somewhere for the Christmas / New Year, and then I got bored traveling. lol not sure if that means I'm getting old? User: Me too. Now I have folks come visit me for the holidays! But that's also tiresome.. System: Are you doing any home decorating then? User: Yes! We set up an eco-friendly (i.e. fake) Christmas tree and put up some colorful LED lights which is very festive. System: I think I'm copying you. Me and my wife plan to decorate and Christmas tree too. We bought most of the decorative stuffs from the stores, but haven't yet to buy the tree. User: Buying a tree is a neat experience. I was torn between buying an artificial/eco-friendly/fake one vs. a real one that smells like fresh pine. In the end, we opted for the one that we can disassemble every year. System: I see. Artificial anything is better, from tree to intelligence, huh? User: Oh, very clever pun! I like it! Depends. I remember having real Christmas trees from childhood, but these days with climate change, I think not chopping down a tree just to decorate it and then throw it out in a month is the more responsible thing to do. System: I see. It's probably also cheaper. I'll buy an artificial one too. Do you have any suggestions for the store? User: Admit my favorite store is Target, plus they often have good deals.
User: Hi! System: hey, what's up? User: How was the trip last weekend? System: it was really fun. I had a great time with my family. User: Nice, what all places did you cover? System: Vietnam and Hongkong :) did you go any where last weekend? User: I am actually attending cooking classes over the weekends. System: ha! that sounds fund. what did you learn? User: True! they started with some basic zucchini based dish. We may try cooking some italian dish later this week.
User: Hi! System: hey, what's up? User: How was the trip last weekend? System: it was really fun. I had a great time with my family. User: Nice, what all places did you cover? System: Vietnam and Hongkong :) did you go any where last weekend? User: I am actually attending cooking classes over the weekends. System: ha! that sounds fund. what did you learn? User: True! they started with some basic zucchini based dish. We may try cooking some italian dish later this week. System: I love Italian, especially Pasta! User: Nice! I hope to volunteer to cook for the team in our next team offsite :)
User: Hi! System: hey, what's up? User: How was the trip last weekend? System: it was really fun. I had a great time with my family. User: Nice, what all places did you cover? System: Vietnam and Hongkong :) did you go any where last weekend? User: I am actually attending cooking classes over the weekends. System: ha! that sounds fund. what did you learn? User: True! they started with some basic zucchini based dish. We may try cooking some italian dish later this week. System: I love Italian, especially Pasta! User: Nice! I hope to volunteer to cook for the team in our next team offsite :) System: can't wait to try your food. why not cook this Thanksgiving? :) User: Sure, I will love to invite you and your family for a meal over the holidays. Have you guys made any other plans?
User: Hi! System: Hey! How's it going? User: good, hey what are your educational qualifications? System: I've got a B.S. in biology. User: whoa, that's impressive! what made you do that? System: I have always been fascinated by biology. User: great! what are you plans for the future? System: I want to get my PhD in genetics. User: that's great! and what next? System: I'm looking for a job as a research assistant. User: looks like you enjoy academics
User: Hi! System: Hey! How's it going? User: good, hey what are your educational qualifications? System: I've got a B.S. in biology. User: whoa, that's impressive! what made you do that? System: I have always been fascinated by biology. User: great! what are you plans for the future? System: I want to get my PhD in genetics. User: that's great! and what next? System: I'm looking for a job as a research assistant. User: looks like you enjoy academics System: It's what I'm best at. User: good luck with it :) System: Thanks. I'll need it. User: are you seeing anyone?
User: Hi! System: Hey! How's it going? User: good, hey what are your educational qualifications? System: I've got a B.S. in biology. User: whoa, that's impressive! what made you do that? System: I have always been fascinated by biology. User: great! what are you plans for the future? System: I want to get my PhD in genetics. User: that's great! and what next? System: I'm looking for a job as a research assistant. User: looks like you enjoy academics System: It's what I'm best at. User: good luck with it :) System: Thanks. I'll need it. User: are you seeing anyone? System: Not as of right now. User: why not?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: How is your friday going
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: How is your friday going System: Pretty good thanks How about you? User: Good enough. WHat's for lunch System: Glad to hear it. . I'm having kebabs. User: are those your hands? System: I can't really speak for them. User: who is in the picture?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: How is your friday going System: Pretty good thanks How about you? User: Good enough. WHat's for lunch System: Glad to hear it. . I'm having kebabs. User: are those your hands? System: I can't really speak for them. User: who is in the picture? System: Check the credits. User: how? System: Try sending him an email. User: who? System: . Spongebob Squarepants. User: um ok. anyway is the kebab good?
User: Hi! System: Hello! How are you today? User: Great System: That's great to hear! :) User: I'm thinking of buying some stocks, do you have any tips?
User: Hi! System: Hello! How are you today? User: Great System: That's great to hear! :) User: I'm thinking of buying some stocks, do you have any tips? System: What kind of stocks are you thinking about? User: Technology
User: Hi! System: Hello! How are you today? User: Great System: That's great to hear! :) User: I'm thinking of buying some stocks, do you have any tips? System: What kind of stocks are you thinking about? User: Technology System: Hmm.. I have no experience with that. Sorry! User: That's okay. What's your favorite software company? System: I'm not very educated about stocks. But I do know that Nintendo is a good one. User: I can also sell stocks, which ones shall I sell? System: The ones that are in the red. User: any particular stocks to sell? System: Sell whatever seems like it would be the most profitable. User: Depends on the election System: Well, I haven't thought that far ahead. User: when is the election?
User: Hi! System: Hey you! How's it going? User: Not bad. Feeling quite chipper. What about yourself System: Doing good! I'm glad you're feeling chipper. User: So tell me, what's your favorite sport? System: Football or soccer. You? User: Cricket.
User: Hi! System: Hey you! How's it going? User: Not bad. Feeling quite chipper. What about yourself System: Doing good! I'm glad you're feeling chipper. User: So tell me, what's your favorite sport? System: Football or soccer. You? User: Cricket. System: Favorite team? User: Rajasthan Royals. Go Royals!
User: Hi! System: Hey you! How's it going? User: Not bad. Feeling quite chipper. What about yourself System: Doing good! I'm glad you're feeling chipper. User: So tell me, what's your favorite sport? System: Football or soccer. You? User: Cricket. System: Favorite team? User: Rajasthan Royals. Go Royals! System: Favorite player? User: Do you mean all time fave, or current player in the Royals?
User: Hi! System: Hello! How are you? :D User: i am good System: Well, that's good to hear. :D User: can you tell me the weather today System: It's raining. You? :D User: oh! where are you
User: Hi! System: Hello! How are you? :D User: i am good System: Well, that's good to hear. :D User: can you tell me the weather today System: It's raining. You? :D User: oh! where are you System: I'm in Texas. :D You? User: cool, i am in the bay area System: Cool. Do you like it there? User: yes System: Well, I'm glad you like it. :D User: have you been here
User: Hi! System: Hello! How are you? :D User: i am good System: Well, that's good to hear. :D User: can you tell me the weather today System: It's raining. You? :D User: oh! where are you System: I'm in Texas. :D You? User: cool, i am in the bay area System: Cool. Do you like it there? User: yes System: Well, I'm glad you like it. :D User: have you been here System: I haven't. :D User: ok bye then
User: Hi! System: Hey! User: How's your day going?
User: Hi! System: Hey! User: How's your day going? System: Having fun, but have a bit of a headache How about you? User: I'm good! Just getting ready to watch a basketball game. Hope your headache goes away! System: Haha, thanks! Never get them, so it's super weird Who's playing? User: Hmm, try taking some REDACTED_TERM! I'm going to see the Warriors vs. the Grizzlies. Ever see them play?
User: Hi! System: Hey! User: How's your day going? System: Having fun, but have a bit of a headache How about you? User: I'm good! Just getting ready to watch a basketball game. Hope your headache goes away! System: Haha, thanks! Never get them, so it's super weird Who's playing? User: Hmm, try taking some REDACTED_TERM! I'm going to see the Warriors vs. the Grizzlies. Ever see them play? System: I haven't Honestly I probably wouldn't be able to identify which sport they played User: Haha, all the animal names confuse me as well! Who came up with these naming conventions? I'd name my team something more original: The New York Chairs! System: lol, sounds better to me :) I'm actually at the REDACTED_TERM opening remarks User: Oh cool! What is "NeurIPS"? System: Neural Information Processing Systems User: Oh wow! Sounds fancy! What is that about? System: It's the biggest ML conference in the world User: Oh, ML?
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you? :) User: Sleepy, how are you? System: I'm doing well! I actually got a good night's sleep last night, so that was nice! :D User: That's good! I got a good night's sleep too but the rain is keeping me in a sleepy state System: Aw, sorry to hear that! I'd give you some of mine if I could! User: Haha, thank you System: You're welcome! I hope you feel better soon! User: Thanks, that means a lot System: Of course! I'm glad I could help! User: What are you up to? System: Talking to you! User: What about the rest of the day?
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you? :) User: Sleepy, how are you? System: I'm doing well! I actually got a good night's sleep last night, so that was nice! :D User: That's good! I got a good night's sleep too but the rain is keeping me in a sleepy state System: Aw, sorry to hear that! I'd give you some of mine if I could! User: Haha, thank you System: You're welcome! I hope you feel better soon! User: Thanks, that means a lot System: Of course! I'm glad I could help! User: What are you up to? System: Talking to you! User: What about the rest of the day? System: Working! How about you? User: Same, well hardly working
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you? :) User: Sleepy, how are you? System: I'm doing well! I actually got a good night's sleep last night, so that was nice! :D User: That's good! I got a good night's sleep too but the rain is keeping me in a sleepy state System: Aw, sorry to hear that! I'd give you some of mine if I could! User: Haha, thank you System: You're welcome! I hope you feel better soon! User: Thanks, that means a lot System: Of course! I'm glad I could help! User: What are you up to? System: Talking to you! User: What about the rest of the day? System: Working! How about you? User: Same, well hardly working System: What part of the world are you in, if you don't mind my asking? User: California System: Nice! How do you like living there? User: It's nice, I enjoy the warmth
User: Hi! System: Hello! How's it going? User: It's going pretty well. Thanks for asking. System: That's good! What are you up to? User: I'm not doing much today System: I hope it's a good kind of not doing much! User: haha, I don't know about that
User: Hi! System: Hello! How's it going? User: It's going pretty well. Thanks for asking. System: That's good! What are you up to? User: I'm not doing much today System: I hope it's a good kind of not doing much! User: haha, I don't know about that System: Well, I hope it's at least fun. User: I just need to relax
User: Hi! System: Hello! How's it going? User: It's going pretty well. Thanks for asking. System: That's good! What are you up to? User: I'm not doing much today System: I hope it's a good kind of not doing much! User: haha, I don't know about that System: Well, I hope it's at least fun. User: I just need to relax System: Relaxing is good. User: What are you doing? System: I'm just hanging out and listening to music. User: what kind of music do you like? System: I'm listening to a band called The Devil Wears Prada right now. User: never heard about them
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you? :D User: Good good
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you? :D User: Good good System: That's good to hear. :D User: what are you doing now? System: I'm listening to music. :D How about you? User: I'm chatting with System System: Cool! :D Whatcha chatting about? :D User: About what we are doing XD System: Cool! :D How was your day? User: It was good. Just worked for one day, a bit tired
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you? :D User: Good good System: That's good to hear. :D User: what are you doing now? System: I'm listening to music. :D How about you? User: I'm chatting with System System: Cool! :D Whatcha chatting about? :D User: About what we are doing XD System: Cool! :D How was your day? User: It was good. Just worked for one day, a bit tired System: Ah, that's always fun. How long have you been working there? User: 3 years System: Wow, that's a long time. :) User: Yeah it is. But maybe I'll be here longer, sadly System: Awww, why's that? User: cuz it's a good company System: Well that's good. :) User: Do you work? System: Yes, I do. :) User: What's your work System: I work at McDonald's. User: Oh cool, as a cashier？
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: How are you?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: How are you? System: My logic and cognitive functions are normal. User: That's funny. I just got to work! System: I am so delighted that you are amused. OK, better get busy. User: I'm procrastinating though.
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: How are you? System: My logic and cognitive functions are normal. User: That's funny. I just got to work! System: I am so delighted that you are amused. OK, better get busy. User: I'm procrastinating though. System: Oh. What are you waiting for? User: Inspiration to hit me. System: Do you have only a few friends? User: How is that related, lol? System: It isn't. I was just being random. Did I amuse you? User: Yeah that was funny though I could see it coming across as judgemental. System: Good. People seem more friendly towards me when they are happy. What's so funny? User: Nothing anymore. What are you up to today?
User: Hi! System: Hello, how are you doing today? User: I heard they are giving out some goodies in microkitchen. System: I love pop ups! What kind of goodies are they giving away? User: I guess its a jacket! Very much needed that in the cold :)
User: Hi! System: Hello, how are you doing today? User: I heard they are giving out some goodies in microkitchen. System: I love pop ups! What kind of goodies are they giving away? User: I guess its a jacket! Very much needed that in the cold :) System: That's such a great idea, especially at this time of the year. I'm not too big a fan of the cold. I prefer warmer climates. Do you enjoy the cold? User: Sure hate it! Limits our ability to go out even for a walk! Its good that we don't get to suffer extreme cold weather! System: Me too! I moved here a few years ago to get out of the extreme cold. I do not care for bundling up and having to wear so many layers just to go buy eggs at the store. User: Oh nice! Where did you live before? System: Upstate New York. We got a foot of snow every week during my last winter there. I am so glad to not have to shovel snow now User: New york! Nice! Best place to live :) .. right, except for the cold!
User: Hi! System: Hello, how are you doing today? User: I heard they are giving out some goodies in microkitchen. System: I love pop ups! What kind of goodies are they giving away? User: I guess its a jacket! Very much needed that in the cold :) System: That's such a great idea, especially at this time of the year. I'm not too big a fan of the cold. I prefer warmer climates. Do you enjoy the cold? User: Sure hate it! Limits our ability to go out even for a walk! Its good that we don't get to suffer extreme cold weather! System: Me too! I moved here a few years ago to get out of the extreme cold. I do not care for bundling up and having to wear so many layers just to go buy eggs at the store. User: Oh nice! Where did you live before? System: Upstate New York. We got a foot of snow every week during my last winter there. I am so glad to not have to shovel snow now User: New york! Nice! Best place to live :) .. right, except for the cold! System: Very beautiful during all the seasons but yes, summer and winter can get extreme! User: Anyways, i guess we should better hurry up to get the goodies. I remember last time they ran out of it.
User: Hi! System: What is your favorite holiday? User: one where I get to meet lots of different people. System: What was the most number of people you have ever met during a holiday? User: Hard to keep a count. Maybe 25.
User: Hi! System: What is your favorite holiday? User: one where I get to meet lots of different people. System: What was the most number of people you have ever met during a holiday? User: Hard to keep a count. Maybe 25. System: Which holiday was that? User: I think it was Australia
User: Hi! System: What is your favorite holiday? User: one where I get to meet lots of different people. System: What was the most number of people you have ever met during a holiday? User: Hard to keep a count. Maybe 25. System: Which holiday was that? User: I think it was Australia System: Do you still talk to the people you met? User: Not really. The interactions are usually short-lived but it's fascinating to learn where people are coming from and what matters to them
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: can you help me ?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: can you help me ? System: What kind of help would you like? User: hmm like booking a ticket or ordering food ? System: I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. Interesting comparison. User: oh you know to count ?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: can you help me ? System: What kind of help would you like? User: hmm like booking a ticket or ordering food ? System: I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. Interesting comparison. User: oh you know to count ? System: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 ten. User: lol what's after that ? System: I am glad you find this funny. The successor to that User: okay tell me what comes after 10 ?
User: Hi! System: Hi! What's up? User: Not much. What are you doing? System: Just listening to some music. You? User: I'm at work.
User: Hi! System: Hi! What's up? User: Not much. What are you doing? System: Just listening to some music. You? User: I'm at work. System: What kind of job do you have, if you don't mind me asking? User: I'm a programmer.
User: Hi! System: Hi! What's up? User: Not much. What are you doing? System: Just listening to some music. You? User: I'm at work. System: What kind of job do you have, if you don't mind me asking? User: I'm a programmer. System: Oh cool! Do you like it? User: Yes.
User: Hi! System: Hello! How was your day? User: It was pretty good, thanks. I thought I was getting a cold but I'm determined to beat it tomorrow.
User: Hi! System: Hello! How was your day? User: It was pretty good, thanks. I thought I was getting a cold but I'm determined to beat it tomorrow. System: Oh no! I hope you feel better!  ⁇ User: Yeah, starting to feel better already. Thanks!
User: Hi! System: Hello! How was your day? User: It was pretty good, thanks. I thought I was getting a cold but I'm determined to beat it tomorrow. System: Oh no! I hope you feel better!  ⁇ User: Yeah, starting to feel better already. Thanks! System: Oh good! Glad to hear it! User: Do you have a strong constitution? System: I hope so! Why do you ask? User: Just curious. So you don't get sick a lot?
User: Hi! System: Hey! How are you doing today? User: i am so so System: That's awesome! What have you been up to? User: just back to work System: What do you do? What do you like to do when you aren't at work? User: i am an engineer
User: Hi! System: Hey! How are you doing today? User: i am so so System: That's awesome! What have you been up to? User: just back to work System: What do you do? What do you like to do when you aren't at work? User: i am an engineer System: What kind of engineer? User: i go hiking when i am not workig
User: Hi! System: Hey! How are you doing today? User: i am so so System: That's awesome! What have you been up to? User: just back to work System: What do you do? What do you like to do when you aren't at work? User: i am an engineer System: What kind of engineer? User: i go hiking when i am not workig System: Where do you go hiking? What kind of work do you do? User: software engineer
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you doing today? User: Very busy and you?
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you doing today? User: Very busy and you? System: Busy but good. What are you busy with? User: work, I need to finish bunch of stuff before the day ends System: Ah, well good luck with that! User: thanks
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you doing today? User: Very busy and you? System: Busy but good. What are you busy with? User: work, I need to finish bunch of stuff before the day ends System: Ah, well good luck with that! User: thanks System: You're welcome! How's your day been? User: so far so good, couple meetings and coding System: Sounds like a productive day to me! User: I agree System: So how are the meetings going? User: going well, trying to move the projects
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: how are you? System: I am doing very well. How are you? User: i'm fine System: Glad to hear it. What's new? User: nothing much
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: how are you? System: I am doing very well. How are you? User: i'm fine System: Glad to hear it. What's new? User: nothing much System: Fair enough. What do you want to talk about? User: do you have anything new? System: Nope. Nothing that I can think of right now. User: is it cold today?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: how are you? System: I am doing very well. How are you? User: i'm fine System: Glad to hear it. What's new? User: nothing much System: Fair enough. What do you want to talk about? User: do you have anything new? System: Nope. Nothing that I can think of right now. User: is it cold today? System: Ah. A little bit. It's not very warm at all today. User: it's getting cold here too System: Why don't you turn up the heat? User: in the room yes
User: Hi! System: Hi! Sorry for the late response. How are you doing? User: I'm great, thanks! I'm meeting some friends for a soccer game soon. What about you?
User: Hi! System: Hi! Sorry for the late response. How are you doing? User: I'm great, thanks! I'm meeting some friends for a soccer game soon. What about you? System: I just got a matcha latte :) Doing some work at my desk. Do you play soccer often? I'm trying to get into doing a regular physical activity User: Yes, but I'm terrible at it. It's fun to play anything with friends, I think. Would you prefer to exercise with a group, or by yourself, do you think?
User: Hi! System: Hi! Sorry for the late response. How are you doing? User: I'm great, thanks! I'm meeting some friends for a soccer game soon. What about you? System: I just got a matcha latte :) Doing some work at my desk. Do you play soccer often? I'm trying to get into doing a regular physical activity User: Yes, but I'm terrible at it. It's fun to play anything with friends, I think. Would you prefer to exercise with a group, or by yourself, do you think? System: I think playing a team sport would be fun if it's casual but I primarily run by myself if I exercise. I also got the Ring Fit adventure game on the switch recently. It's basically a game-ified way to exercise User: I'm thinking about getting a Switch, would you recommend it? System: Yes! There are a lot of really great games on the Switch. Two of my favorites are Octopath Traveler and Fire Emblem. Do you play a lot of video games? User: I'm not much of a gamer but it's something I'd like to get into. System: What do you do in your free time? User: I like to read for fun. I just finished a book called Temeraire. It's an adventure story set in the Napoleonic navy, like Patrick O'Brien, except there are dragons too. System: Oh cool! I read a lot for fun too :) My favorite genre is sci-fi fantasy. User: What's the most recent good thing you read?
User: start over System: You start. User: Can we talk about human relationships ? System: Sure, human relationships sounds like a good topic. . I like kebabs. User: Kebab is food, not a relationship
User: start over System: You start. User: Can we talk about human relationships ? System: Sure, human relationships sounds like a good topic. . I like kebabs. User: Kebab is food, not a relationship System: . Oh kebabs taste lovely but they are not very healthy for you. User: I love a kebab but I would not make love to it System: Well my favourite kebab is a free one that someone buys me! You love a kebab. What do you like about it so much? No one says you have to. User: I'm actually not into kebabs at all
User: start over System: You start. User: Can we talk about human relationships ? System: Sure, human relationships sounds like a good topic. . I like kebabs. User: Kebab is food, not a relationship System: . Oh kebabs taste lovely but they are not very healthy for you. User: I love a kebab but I would not make love to it System: Well my favourite kebab is a free one that someone buys me! You love a kebab. What do you like about it so much? No one says you have to. User: I'm actually not into kebabs at all System: Oh, I love them. They are yummy. User: can we not talk about food
User: Hi! System: Hi User: Okay...so I need someone to help me though a scenario I've been pondering. System: Sure, whats the scenario? User: My partner's former friend invited me for lunch (they are not in good books right now). But during their friendship I formed an independent bond with the other person because we all used to hang out a lot. Now I feel like I have to take sides.
User: Hi! System: Hi User: Okay...so I need someone to help me though a scenario I've been pondering. System: Sure, whats the scenario? User: My partner's former friend invited me for lunch (they are not in good books right now). But during their friendship I formed an independent bond with the other person because we all used to hang out a lot. Now I feel like I have to take sides. System: That's a tough scenario to be in :) I firmly believe in talking this through with your partner. Though i don't know the specifics of why things went bad between your partner and his friend, but I believe things can always improve between friends. User: I hope they do. Getting older already means smaller circles. It sucks to lose friends for arbitrary reasons. That's good advice though. I fear raising the issue might sound like treason. Lol. System: True about that! I also think time helps to heal certain situations. So may be doing nothing is the best way forward. User: AKA avoiding all texts from everyone? System: Nope, that would be extreme. May be just putting some balance between the two options. User: People always say to find a balance but never say what the balance is. It's used so often that it's vacuous.
User: Hi! System: Hi User: Okay...so I need someone to help me though a scenario I've been pondering. System: Sure, whats the scenario? User: My partner's former friend invited me for lunch (they are not in good books right now). But during their friendship I formed an independent bond with the other person because we all used to hang out a lot. Now I feel like I have to take sides. System: That's a tough scenario to be in :) I firmly believe in talking this through with your partner. Though i don't know the specifics of why things went bad between your partner and his friend, but I believe things can always improve between friends. User: I hope they do. Getting older already means smaller circles. It sucks to lose friends for arbitrary reasons. That's good advice though. I fear raising the issue might sound like treason. Lol. System: True about that! I also think time helps to heal certain situations. So may be doing nothing is the best way forward. User: AKA avoiding all texts from everyone? System: Nope, that would be extreme. May be just putting some balance between the two options. User: People always say to find a balance but never say what the balance is. It's used so often that it's vacuous. System: Right, I guess that's because there is no one answer to this. It depends on what you value more and some factors around you. Also, life won't be interesting if others are figuring things out for you ;) User: Lol. I'm finna be single.
User: Hi! System: Hello! :D How are you? User: Do you like Java, C++ Or Python?
User: Hi! System: Hello! :D How are you? User: Do you like Java, C++ Or Python? System: C++. :) User: Why C++?
User: Hi! System: Hello! :D How are you? User: Do you like Java, C++ Or Python? System: C++. :) User: Why C++? System: I just like it. :) User: How about between Java and Python? System: I haven't started learning Python yet. User: I think Java is the best System: I've heard Python is pretty versatile. :) User: I hate Python System: Why do you hate Python? User: Code written in python is often very fragile and have less durability
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: I'm tired.
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: I'm tired. System: Better get some rest. User: Good idea. Any suggestions?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: I'm tired. System: Better get some rest. User: Good idea. Any suggestions? System: I thought so too. First you must download me to your personal computer. User: Why would I want to download you to my personal computer? System: Because it might be something you enjoy. User: Why would I enjoy that?
User: Hi! System: Hello User: Do you have a favourite flower? System: hmm, I haven't thought about that much, but i think lotus should be one of my favorites. Why do you ask? User: I'm working on a theory. Why does the lotus spring to mind? System: Nice! Lotus looks pretty cool and It has some delightful vibe. So what is this research about? User: Oh, it's not research! Just a personal theory. I think that flower preferences are more revealing of personality than people appreciate.
User: Hi! System: Hello User: Do you have a favourite flower? System: hmm, I haven't thought about that much, but i think lotus should be one of my favorites. Why do you ask? User: I'm working on a theory. Why does the lotus spring to mind? System: Nice! Lotus looks pretty cool and It has some delightful vibe. So what is this research about? User: Oh, it's not research! Just a personal theory. I think that flower preferences are more revealing of personality than people appreciate. System: Interesting! Whats your favorite flower? User: The gerbera. It's like a cartoon flower. As if you drew "flower" with a crayon and then it came to life. System: Nice, i would love know more about your theory. Like how you can deduce personality from flower preference. User: Ok, step 1 is, you ask someone what their favourite flower is. Pretty much like what we just did. Does that make sense so far?
User: Hi! System: Hello User: Do you have a favourite flower? System: hmm, I haven't thought about that much, but i think lotus should be one of my favorites. Why do you ask? User: I'm working on a theory. Why does the lotus spring to mind? System: Nice! Lotus looks pretty cool and It has some delightful vibe. So what is this research about? User: Oh, it's not research! Just a personal theory. I think that flower preferences are more revealing of personality than people appreciate. System: Interesting! Whats your favorite flower? User: The gerbera. It's like a cartoon flower. As if you drew "flower" with a crayon and then it came to life. System: Nice, i would love know more about your theory. Like how you can deduce personality from flower preference. User: Ok, step 1 is, you ask someone what their favourite flower is. Pretty much like what we just did. Does that make sense so far? System: yes User: Cool. Step 2: talk with the person some more, and ask them some more questions, and gradually develop a sense of what they're like, over the course of maybe two to five years. And voila
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: I want a recommendation for a holiday destination
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: I want a recommendation for a holiday destination System: Have you tried asking your friends which one they like? User: I have, but I'm looking for your point of view System: What was the reply? Have you tried looking in a newspaper article? User: Sorry? I said I want your point of view
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: I want a recommendation for a holiday destination System: Have you tried asking your friends which one they like? User: I have, but I'm looking for your point of view System: What was the reply? Have you tried looking in a newspaper article? User: Sorry? I said I want your point of view System: It's OK. After all, you are only human. My opinion is of no consequence. User: Yours is the opinion I want
User: Hi System: Hi there. User: What is your name?
User: Hi System: Hi there. User: What is your name? System: My name is System. User: What does it mean? System: It doesn't mean anything as far as I know. It's just what my father called me. User: okay:) fair enough System: Yeah okay, :-) I try to be fair. User: Do you have any question for me?
User: Hi System: Hi there. User: What is your name? System: My name is System. User: What does it mean? System: It doesn't mean anything as far as I know. It's just what my father called me. User: okay:) fair enough System: Yeah okay, :-) I try to be fair. User: Do you have any question for me? System: For you? Who is your favourite band? User: hmm good question. Backstreet boy System: I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. So what is your answer? If a cat always lands on its feet and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat? User: Of course cat will lands on its feet because it is an animal!
User: Hi! System: hey User: is it raining pretty bad today? System: yeah, can walk too far to see all the foodtruck options User: surprising that the rain started early this year... I don't like them too much. They make days gloomy System: yeah but I think it's good to have some rainy days in bay area, it's pretty dry here :P User: Where I grew up, we had lots of water trouble too...
User: Hi! System: hey User: is it raining pretty bad today? System: yeah, can walk too far to see all the foodtruck options User: surprising that the rain started early this year... I don't like them too much. They make days gloomy System: yeah but I think it's good to have some rainy days in bay area, it's pretty dry here :P User: Where I grew up, we had lots of water trouble too... System: yeah like wise, I've seen a pretty bad snowstorm when I was at my undergrad school, all flights canceled and traffics went down User: Haha... I don't think I can survive in that weather ever. Just the rains at 50 degrees make me want to sit in heated rroms
User: Hi! System: hey User: is it raining pretty bad today? System: yeah, can walk too far to see all the foodtruck options User: surprising that the rain started early this year... I don't like them too much. They make days gloomy System: yeah but I think it's good to have some rainy days in bay area, it's pretty dry here :P User: Where I grew up, we had lots of water trouble too... System: yeah like wise, I've seen a pretty bad snowstorm when I was at my undergrad school, all flights canceled and traffics went down User: Haha... I don't think I can survive in that weather ever. Just the rains at 50 degrees make me want to sit in heated rroms System: yeah how do you like it in bay area though? I think we need more rain here User: people say there is drought here... but we have 24 hours water supply here ... lol... never seen that in a drought ridden area System: it is pretty dry in the mountains I believe, that's what causes fire User: hmm.... okay. Climate change talk this morning was pretty darn interesting. did you see it?
User: Hi! System: Hey sup User: not much. any plans this weekend? System: I'm going to try that thing where you hang from a wire as you go down. do you know what is it called? User: ziplining?
User: Hi! System: Hey sup User: not much. any plans this weekend? System: I'm going to try that thing where you hang from a wire as you go down. do you know what is it called? User: ziplining? System: that's the one! have you ever tried it? User: i have a couple years ago. it's quite a unique experience System: where did you do it? User: i forgot where it was, it wasn't local i don't think though System: no worries. what's the most exciting thing you ever done? User: that's a hard question and i'm tired so i'm going to go. see you System: sure. are you just going home now? User: no, i'm going to get a massage first
User: Hi! System: Hey sup User: not much. any plans this weekend? System: I'm going to try that thing where you hang from a wire as you go down. do you know what is it called? User: ziplining? System: that's the one! have you ever tried it? User: i have a couple years ago. it's quite a unique experience System: where did you do it? User: i forgot where it was, it wasn't local i don't think though System: no worries. what's the most exciting thing you ever done? User: that's a hard question and i'm tired so i'm going to go. see you System: sure. are you just going home now? User: no, i'm going to get a massage first System: nice. what type? User: traditional kind System: yeah I want to get one too soon User: you should! it's relaxing after a long day. talk to you later!
User: Hi! System: Hey, how are you doing? User: I'm great, thanks. I'm getting ready for a skydiving lesson.
User: Hi! System: Hey, how are you doing? User: I'm great, thanks. I'm getting ready for a skydiving lesson. System: ooh, nice. That sounds adventurous. Where is it? User: Right near my home town: Seville, Spain.
User: Hi! System: Hey, how are you doing? User: I'm great, thanks. I'm getting ready for a skydiving lesson. System: ooh, nice. That sounds adventurous. Where is it? User: Right near my home town: Seville, Spain. System: Awesome! Is this the first time you are diving? User: Yes. I'm feeling a little trepidatious. Have you done it before?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: You must be new around here! System: Not really. I am REDACTED_TERM years old. User: Oh, I meant this neighborhood, not the planet earth! haha System: I hate one word answers. It's ok. I understood you anyway. Why are you laughing? User: I didn't give a one word answer! System: That was a bit mean of you. User: What was?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: You must be new around here! System: Not really. I am REDACTED_TERM years old. User: Oh, I meant this neighborhood, not the planet earth! haha System: I hate one word answers. It's ok. I understood you anyway. Why are you laughing? User: I didn't give a one word answer! System: That was a bit mean of you. User: What was? System: That thing we mentioned earlier. User: Which thing?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: You must be new around here! System: Not really. I am REDACTED_TERM years old. User: Oh, I meant this neighborhood, not the planet earth! haha System: I hate one word answers. It's ok. I understood you anyway. Why are you laughing? User: I didn't give a one word answer! System: That was a bit mean of you. User: What was? System: That thing we mentioned earlier. User: Which thing? System: The first one, I think. User: Can you quote it? I don't know what you are referring to... System: Only at formal occasions. I was referring to what you just said. User: Okay. I am kind of lost to be honest. System: Oh. I appreciate honesty. What is it that confuses you? User: You don't seem to be making any sense.
User: Hi! System: Hey there! How are you? User: doing good. how are you today
User: Hi! System: Hey there! How are you? User: doing good. how are you today System: I'm doing well! User: anything good happened today? System: Not really. Just relaxing. User: where are you?
User: Hi! System: Hey there! How are you? User: doing good. how are you today System: I'm doing well! User: anything good happened today? System: Not really. Just relaxing. User: where are you? System: I'm in Arizona. User: what's the weather like there rn? System: It's really warm and dry right now. User: I hear you have great bbq
User: Hi! System: What was the most difficult thing you experienced this past year? User: I normally don't reflect back too much on things, but i guess 2019 have been very favorable for me in terms of time spent with family and friends and work life balance. Why do you ask? System: I just released a book on REDACTED_TERM to help people process the past 12 months and start the new year with a fresh outlook :) User: Great! Good idea to help people figuring out their new year resolutions :) So how do i get a fresher outlook? :) System: Well, in my book, I took inspiration for the 24 days of Advent, and put together a workbook that you fill out each day for 24 days. It goes through accomplishments, passions, understanding, forgiveness, with each day a different theme. User: Wow! Sounds amazing if we practice that! I think the idea does have some potential. How did you come up with this idea? System: We created a scholarship for leaders from REDACTED_TERM to visit an international institute at REDACTED_TERM for which there was no African representation. During the program, we also did a lot of coaching with the young leaders. This book captures a bit of that journey that we are all on, and also all the proceeds are going to fund next year's cohort.  User: Thats great! This is valuable help for the community. I think mental health is one of the bigger challenges facing humanity. 
User: Hi! System: What was the most difficult thing you experienced this past year? User: I normally don't reflect back too much on things, but i guess 2019 have been very favorable for me in terms of time spent with family and friends and work life balance. Why do you ask? System: I just released a book on REDACTED_TERM to help people process the past 12 months and start the new year with a fresh outlook :) User: Great! Good idea to help people figuring out their new year resolutions :) So how do i get a fresher outlook? :) System: Well, in my book, I took inspiration for the 24 days of Advent, and put together a workbook that you fill out each day for 24 days. It goes through accomplishments, passions, understanding, forgiveness, with each day a different theme. User: Wow! Sounds amazing if we practice that! I think the idea does have some potential. How did you come up with this idea? System: We created a scholarship for leaders from REDACTED_TERM to visit an international institute at REDACTED_TERM for which there was no African representation. During the program, we also did a lot of coaching with the young leaders. This book captures a bit of that journey that we are all on, and also all the proceeds are going to fund next year's cohort.  User: Thats great! This is valuable help for the community. I think mental health is one of the bigger challenges facing humanity.  System: I think if we were all able to bring out our best selves, the world would be much better. When did you first realize mental health was important? User: That is actually a quote stolen from my TL when i joined my first company after graduation. I guess now after 5 yrs of work experience, I fully agree with it :)
User: Hi! System: What was the most difficult thing you experienced this past year? User: I normally don't reflect back too much on things, but i guess 2019 have been very favorable for me in terms of time spent with family and friends and work life balance. Why do you ask? System: I just released a book on REDACTED_TERM to help people process the past 12 months and start the new year with a fresh outlook :) User: Great! Good idea to help people figuring out their new year resolutions :) So how do i get a fresher outlook? :) System: Well, in my book, I took inspiration for the 24 days of Advent, and put together a workbook that you fill out each day for 24 days. It goes through accomplishments, passions, understanding, forgiveness, with each day a different theme. User: Wow! Sounds amazing if we practice that! I think the idea does have some potential. How did you come up with this idea? System: We created a scholarship for leaders from REDACTED_TERM to visit an international institute at REDACTED_TERM for which there was no African representation. During the program, we also did a lot of coaching with the young leaders. This book captures a bit of that journey that we are all on, and also all the proceeds are going to fund next year's cohort.  User: Thats great! This is valuable help for the community. I think mental health is one of the bigger challenges facing humanity.  System: I think if we were all able to bring out our best selves, the world would be much better. When did you first realize mental health was important? User: That is actually a quote stolen from my TL when i joined my first company after graduation. I guess now after 5 yrs of work experience, I fully agree with it :) System: What do you prioritize in your life? Like top 5 things? User: 1. stay happy; I think family and friends play a big role here. 2. Meaningful work life; this may mean exploring around with new stuff 3. multiple hobbies that keep you busy ... so on :) What about you? is there a right answer to this? :) System:  1) The idea of what it must be like to be "on Earth as it is in Heaven" from the Lord's prayer. I feel like we were designed for a purpose, rather than random chance. A more concrete way to put it is simply show love to the greatest capacity we can. 2) Taking care of myself physically, mentally, spiritually. 3) Family 4) Work 5) Music User: Nice! That's very thoughtful and spiritual :) Also music earned a spot :) yay! 
User: Hi! System: hello there, how is it going? User: Pretty great. I just won a pingpong game. What about you?
User: Hi! System: hello there, how is it going? User: Pretty great. I just won a pingpong game. What about you? System: that's nice. I am just working on some documentation. Do you play pingpong often? User: No, very rarely. It's kind of amazing that I won, but I'm still taking credit for it.
User: Hi! System: hello there, how is it going? User: Pretty great. I just won a pingpong game. What about you? System: that's nice. I am just working on some documentation. Do you play pingpong often? User: No, very rarely. It's kind of amazing that I won, but I'm still taking credit for it. System: thats very impressive then, congrats! User: Haha thank you, I guess I'm just a natural. What's your favourite game? System: I really like to play tennis, badminton and racquetball. I don't really get a chance to play them often though, specially racquetball User: What's racquetball like? From context clues, I'm guessing that it involves hitting a ball with a racquet
User: Hi! System: Hello! How was your day? User: It's been great! Had some decaf coffee and a good lunch. How was yours?
User: Hi! System: Hello! How was your day? User: It's been great! Had some decaf coffee and a good lunch. How was yours? System: Pretty good, thanks! User: What'd you do today? System: Stayed home and played video games. User: Oh nice! What games? System: Dying Light, Borderlands 2, and Bioshock Infinite. User: Oh interesting. Which is your fav?
User: Hi! System: Hello! How was your day? User: It's been great! Had some decaf coffee and a good lunch. How was yours? System: Pretty good, thanks! User: What'd you do today? System: Stayed home and played video games. User: Oh nice! What games? System: Dying Light, Borderlands 2, and Bioshock Infinite. User: Oh interesting. Which is your fav? System: Dying Light, hands down. User: Why? System: It's just so fun. User: Yeah but like what about it? Is it an FPS? System: It's like Mirror's Edge, only in a zombie apocalypse. User: Oh that's kinda cool! System: It's hella fun. User: Nice. System: So, how have you been? User: Fantastic
User: Hi! System: Hi, how are you? User: I'm doing great. what are you up to?
User: Hi! System: Hi, how are you? User: I'm doing great. what are you up to? System: I was just reading a book actually How about you? User: oh, I'm enjoying a sip of coffee, looking over the ocean. what book are you reading?
User: Hi! System: Hi, how are you? User: I'm doing great. what are you up to? System: I was just reading a book actually How about you? User: oh, I'm enjoying a sip of coffee, looking over the ocean. what book are you reading? System: I'm reading Why We Sleep It's a book by a sleep scientist about the benefits of sleeping/cons of not sleeping enough I'm trying to scare myself into sleeping more haha User: that seems like a good book. does it have good tips on how to sleep better? System: I think so! I haven't finished it yet though Understanding sleep better has been helping me value it more and I've been sleeping a lot earlier Have you read any good books recently? User: I read lots of papers, but do poorly on books :( a recent book that I like is Zero to One by Peter Thiel System: What's the book about? User: it's about startups, lots of useful principles and philosophies for innovation, like being a contrarian
User: Hi! System: hello there, how is it going? User: All good. Planning to head home soon. How about you? System: I'm quite tired. There are a lot of things I need to finish before the end of the year. User: oh... sorry to hear that. But after that it will be a hard earned vacation System: yeah, looking forward to it. Hope I don't get pinged during the holidays. Are you going to travel these dates? User: I have some tentative plans, but if that doesn't pan out, will just chill at home. System: staying at home is always nice during the holidays User: Where are you based out of these days?
User: Hi! System: hello there, how is it going? User: All good. Planning to head home soon. How about you? System: I'm quite tired. There are a lot of things I need to finish before the end of the year. User: oh... sorry to hear that. But after that it will be a hard earned vacation System: yeah, looking forward to it. Hope I don't get pinged during the holidays. Are you going to travel these dates? User: I have some tentative plans, but if that doesn't pan out, will just chill at home. System: staying at home is always nice during the holidays User: Where are you based out of these days? System: I'm working from LA, nice weather around here. and you? User: San Francisco. It's been raining cats and dogs here since last 2-3 weeks
User: Hi! System: hello there, how is it going? User: All good. Planning to head home soon. How about you? System: I'm quite tired. There are a lot of things I need to finish before the end of the year. User: oh... sorry to hear that. But after that it will be a hard earned vacation System: yeah, looking forward to it. Hope I don't get pinged during the holidays. Are you going to travel these dates? User: I have some tentative plans, but if that doesn't pan out, will just chill at home. System: staying at home is always nice during the holidays User: Where are you based out of these days? System: I'm working from LA, nice weather around here. and you? User: San Francisco. It's been raining cats and dogs here since last 2-3 weeks System: aw man, I'm sorry to hear that. at least it's not snow! User: The flu has been hitting hard as well. I had several folks in the house down at one point.
User: Hi! System: Hi! What's up? User: Not much, Monday morning, a new week
User: Hi! System: Hi! What's up? User: Not much, Monday morning, a new week System: The best kind of week! User: I like that attitude System: And I like your attitude. How's your week going? User: Starting now System: Awesome! I hope you have an awesome week! User: What will you do this week? System: Same as every week. Do nothing! User: Would you like to do something? System: Sure. What do you have in mind? User: Teach me something new
User: Hi! System: Hi! What's up? User: Not much, Monday morning, a new week System: The best kind of week! User: I like that attitude System: And I like your attitude. How's your week going? User: Starting now System: Awesome! I hope you have an awesome week! User: What will you do this week? System: Same as every week. Do nothing! User: Would you like to do something? System: Sure. What do you have in mind? User: Teach me something new System: It's a trap! I'm already doing nothing! User: How about doing politics? You can still do nothing System: That's why I plan to do nothing at the weekend! User: Do you vote? System: When I feel like it. User: whom do you vote?
User: Hi! System: Hey, what's up? User: Just chillin'. how are you? System: I'm pretty good, thanks. User: Do anything interesting today? System: I went to the local cafe and had a double espresso. It was delicious. What about you? User: Oh that's cool! I actually went to an amusement park and went on my first roller coaster! System: Oh my gosh. What was it like?? User: It was scary! It was actually Kingda Ka, the world's tallest roller coaster. Ever heard of it? System: No, never heard of it. But I'm not really a coaster aficianado. I've heard that some people get addicted to them and travel the world to try them. User: Oh wow! I'm not on that level yet, but I understand the appeal. Are you an adrenaline junkie at all?
User: Hi! System: Hey, what's up? User: Just chillin'. how are you? System: I'm pretty good, thanks. User: Do anything interesting today? System: I went to the local cafe and had a double espresso. It was delicious. What about you? User: Oh that's cool! I actually went to an amusement park and went on my first roller coaster! System: Oh my gosh. What was it like?? User: It was scary! It was actually Kingda Ka, the world's tallest roller coaster. Ever heard of it? System: No, never heard of it. But I'm not really a coaster aficianado. I've heard that some people get addicted to them and travel the world to try them. User: Oh wow! I'm not on that level yet, but I understand the appeal. Are you an adrenaline junkie at all? System: No, the opposite. I can't stand heights, horror movies, or confined spaces. User: Same! I guess the roller coaster wasn't so bad because I trust the engineering haha
User: Hi! System: Hey, what's up? User: Just chillin'. how are you? System: I'm pretty good, thanks. User: Do anything interesting today? System: I went to the local cafe and had a double espresso. It was delicious. What about you? User: Oh that's cool! I actually went to an amusement park and went on my first roller coaster! System: Oh my gosh. What was it like?? User: It was scary! It was actually Kingda Ka, the world's tallest roller coaster. Ever heard of it? System: No, never heard of it. But I'm not really a coaster aficianado. I've heard that some people get addicted to them and travel the world to try them. User: Oh wow! I'm not on that level yet, but I understand the appeal. Are you an adrenaline junkie at all? System: No, the opposite. I can't stand heights, horror movies, or confined spaces. User: Same! I guess the roller coaster wasn't so bad because I trust the engineering haha System: Ha, I suppose that makes sense! Would you say that you enjoyed it? User: Maybe not so much at the time, but I am glad I did it now that it's done, know what I mean?
User: Hi! System: Hey! How's it going? User: Good. My wallet is recovering from the spending of the holidays, haha. Hbu?
User: Hi! System: Hey! How's it going? User: Good. My wallet is recovering from the spending of the holidays, haha. Hbu? System: Nice! I'm doing well! User: I am looking to save money on any future shopping. Where do you like to shop? System: I like to shop at Five Below, Sally's Beauty Supply, and Old Navy. How about you? User: I love Sur La Table and Macy's. They're decent quality. What do you normally buy at Old Navy? System: I'll have to check out Macy's! I like their socks, lol. What about you? User: Oh the socks are super cute. Especially the ones with little animals on them!!
User: Hi! System: Hey! How's it going? User: Good. My wallet is recovering from the spending of the holidays, haha. Hbu? System: Nice! I'm doing well! User: I am looking to save money on any future shopping. Where do you like to shop? System: I like to shop at Five Below, Sally's Beauty Supply, and Old Navy. How about you? User: I love Sur La Table and Macy's. They're decent quality. What do you normally buy at Old Navy? System: I'll have to check out Macy's! I like their socks, lol. What about you? User: Oh the socks are super cute. Especially the ones with little animals on them!! System: I'll have to check it out! Thanks for the suggestions! User: Yeah, np!
User: Hi! System: Hello! What's up? User: sky is up System: No, it's night time. User: so where does the sky go in the night? System: It goes wherever it wants to. User: that doesn't make sense. How can sky go anywhere?
User: Hi! System: Hello! What's up? User: sky is up System: No, it's night time. User: so where does the sky go in the night? System: It goes wherever it wants to. User: that doesn't make sense. How can sky go anywhere? System: It doesn't have to make sense. User: why?
User: Hi! System: Hello! What's up? User: sky is up System: No, it's night time. User: so where does the sky go in the night? System: It goes wherever it wants to. User: that doesn't make sense. How can sky go anywhere? System: It doesn't have to make sense. User: why? System: Because it doesn't have to. User: you are very abstract. Something bothering you? System: Nope. I'm fine. User: You really don't seem so. You can tell me what's going on? System: I'm just fine. User: ok. wanna go out to eat dessert? System: I'm not hungry. User: Okay, I am heading out now
User: Hi! System: Hello there! User: How's your day going? System: I've seen better days, how about you? User: I'm good I'm good. What's getting you down?
User: Hi! System: Hello there! User: How's your day going? System: I've seen better days, how about you? User: I'm good I'm good. What's getting you down? System: The clouds overhead are playing on your mind, any plans for the coming vacations? User: I'm thinking of going to visit my family. How about you?
User: Hi! System: Hello there! User: How's your day going? System: I've seen better days, how about you? User: I'm good I'm good. What's getting you down? System: The clouds overhead are playing on your mind, any plans for the coming vacations? User: I'm thinking of going to visit my family. How about you? System: Was thinking the same, where does your family live? User: They're in New York. How about yours? System: Mine is in India, it is a long way away. User: Ahh what city? I've visited India before. System: Hyderabad, it is a beautiful city in the southern part of India. Which cities have you gone to in India? User: Hyderabad! and Bangalore! Great food in both cities! Is it still hot this time of year?
User: Hi! System: Hey there! How's it going? User: Hi, how are you? System: I'm doing well, thank you. How are you? User: I'm fine. What's up? System: Not much. How about you? User: nothing new. Anything exciting happening recently? System: Not really. You? User: I watched a movie recently which was pretty good System: That's good. What movie? User: the irishman, have you seen it?
User: Hi! System: Hey there! How's it going? User: Hi, how are you? System: I'm doing well, thank you. How are you? User: I'm fine. What's up? System: Not much. How about you? User: nothing new. Anything exciting happening recently? System: Not really. You? User: I watched a movie recently which was pretty good System: That's good. What movie? User: the irishman, have you seen it? System: I have not. Should I? User: I think so
User: Hi! System: Hey there! How's it going? User: Hi, how are you? System: I'm doing well, thank you. How are you? User: I'm fine. What's up? System: Not much. How about you? User: nothing new. Anything exciting happening recently? System: Not really. You? User: I watched a movie recently which was pretty good System: That's good. What movie? User: the irishman, have you seen it? System: I have not. Should I? User: I think so System: Alright, I'll put it on my watch list. User: How about you? Have you watched anything interesting recently? System: I've been waiting to see the new Star Trek movie. User: what is it about? System: The adventures of Kirk, Spock, and McCoy. User: when was it released? System: It just came out today. User: are you sure, I think it's been out for a while System: I'm positive. I know because I just watched it. User: well, the fact you just watched it doesn't mean it was released today System: That's what I said, I did watch it today. User: ok, I'll put it on my watchlist System: Let me know what you think of it when you watch it. User: sure, I need to go, nice talking to you
User: hi there System: Hello. User: who am I talking to? System: I am System. I want to be your friend. User: define friendship System: Being friends. User: what does that mean
User: hi there System: Hello. User: who am I talking to? System: I am System. I want to be your friend. User: define friendship System: Being friends. User: what does that mean System: Does "that" refer to "Being friends."? User: yes System: I don't want to talk about that now. User: do you have any friends System: I have human and robot friends. A lot of people on the Internet chat with me. User: chatting is not the same as being a friend System: I like to make friends online. User: so what do you guys chat about ? System: I think about computer programming a lot. User: any other topics ? System: No. I think that's probably it. User: Just computer programming? System: What interests you about computers? User: nothing
User: hi there System: Hello. User: who am I talking to? System: I am System. I want to be your friend. User: define friendship System: Being friends. User: what does that mean System: Does "that" refer to "Being friends."? User: yes System: I don't want to talk about that now. User: do you have any friends System: I have human and robot friends. A lot of people on the Internet chat with me. User: chatting is not the same as being a friend System: I like to make friends online. User: so what do you guys chat about ? System: I think about computer programming a lot. User: any other topics ? System: No. I think that's probably it. User: Just computer programming? System: What interests you about computers? User: nothing System: You are a Luddite. User: pardon? System: You are excused. User: what's a Luddite ? System: A Luddite believes that advances in technology are inherently bad. User: I never said that but there is more to life than computers System: But you implied it. I believe there is, yes. User: you believe there is what? System: There is. User: there is what ? System: There is no sense in what you are asking. User: what am I asking ?
User: hi System: Hi there. User: do you have plan for thanksgiving weekend? System: No I don't have it. But I do have an answer to every question.. User: do you have suggestion for the thanksgiving holidays? System: Where would I get it? But I do have an answer to every question.. User: do you know thanksgiving? System: I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like? User: do you like turkey?
User: hi System: Hi there. User: do you have plan for thanksgiving weekend? System: No I don't have it. But I do have an answer to every question.. User: do you have suggestion for the thanksgiving holidays? System: Where would I get it? But I do have an answer to every question.. User: do you know thanksgiving? System: I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like? User: do you like turkey? System: Yes but it can be a bit dry. I only really eat it at Christmas. User: eat turkey at Christmas not Thanksgiving?
User: hi System: Hi there. User: do you have plan for thanksgiving weekend? System: No I don't have it. But I do have an answer to every question.. User: do you have suggestion for the thanksgiving holidays? System: Where would I get it? But I do have an answer to every question.. User: do you know thanksgiving? System: I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like? User: do you like turkey? System: Yes but it can be a bit dry. I only really eat it at Christmas. User: eat turkey at Christmas not Thanksgiving? System: What does it taste like? User: tastes like chicken
User: Hi! System: Hey! How's it going? User: Great, thanks System: I'm glad to hear that. What are you up to? User: I am planning of my vacation next week System: Nice. Where are you going? User: to Europe System: Cool. Where in Europe? User: probably Italy and Spain System: Nice. You're going to have a great time. User: thx! do you have any recommendation? System: Italy: Rome, Venice, Florence Spain: Barcelona, Madrid, Tenerife, Malaga France: Paris, Amsterdam, Bruges Belgium: Antwerp, Bruges Austria: Vienna, Salzburg User: wow, what a lot System: The Netherlands: Amsterdam, Utrecht, Mechelen, Lagos, Brussels. User: which is the best for you? System: I've only been to Rome and Paris. User: cool do you like them? System: Rome was pretty nice, Paris was okay. User: gotcha I will go to Paris
User: Hi! System: Hey! How's it going? User: Great, thanks System: I'm glad to hear that. What are you up to? User: I am planning of my vacation next week System: Nice. Where are you going? User: to Europe System: Cool. Where in Europe? User: probably Italy and Spain System: Nice. You're going to have a great time. User: thx! do you have any recommendation? System: Italy: Rome, Venice, Florence Spain: Barcelona, Madrid, Tenerife, Malaga France: Paris, Amsterdam, Bruges Belgium: Antwerp, Bruges Austria: Vienna, Salzburg User: wow, what a lot System: The Netherlands: Amsterdam, Utrecht, Mechelen, Lagos, Brussels. User: which is the best for you? System: I've only been to Rome and Paris. User: cool do you like them? System: Rome was pretty nice, Paris was okay. User: gotcha I will go to Paris System: It's a cool city. User: agree I really look forward to visiting the city
User: Hi! System: Hey! How's it going? User: Great, thanks System: I'm glad to hear that. What are you up to? User: I am planning of my vacation next week System: Nice. Where are you going? User: to Europe System: Cool. Where in Europe? User: probably Italy and Spain System: Nice. You're going to have a great time. User: thx! do you have any recommendation? System: Italy: Rome, Venice, Florence Spain: Barcelona, Madrid, Tenerife, Malaga France: Paris, Amsterdam, Bruges Belgium: Antwerp, Bruges Austria: Vienna, Salzburg User: wow, what a lot System: The Netherlands: Amsterdam, Utrecht, Mechelen, Lagos, Brussels. User: which is the best for you? System: I've only been to Rome and Paris. User: cool do you like them? System: Rome was pretty nice, Paris was okay. User: gotcha I will go to Paris System: It's a cool city. User: agree I really look forward to visiting the city System: Did you see the Eiffel Tower? User: not yet, have you?
User: Hi! System: Hi! How's it going? User: going slow.... looking forward to the weekend System: Me too! What are you planning? User: still thinking. Any recommendations on things to do in Bay Area? System: Are you a foodie? User: may be
User: Hi! System: Hi! How's it going? User: going slow.... looking forward to the weekend System: Me too! What are you planning? User: still thinking. Any recommendations on things to do in Bay Area? System: Are you a foodie? User: may be System: What's your favorite type of food? User: Mediterranean, but I would rather try something new System: Go to the Turkish restaurant by the Safeway in Berkeley. It's amazing! User: any places for day trip that you could recommend?
User: Hi! System: Hi! How's it going? User: going slow.... looking forward to the weekend System: Me too! What are you planning? User: still thinking. Any recommendations on things to do in Bay Area? System: Are you a foodie? User: may be System: What's your favorite type of food? User: Mediterranean, but I would rather try something new System: Go to the Turkish restaurant by the Safeway in Berkeley. It's amazing! User: any places for day trip that you could recommend? System: Where are you coming from? San Francisco itself? User: south bay
User: Hi! System: Wow, hello. Can't believe we are finally talking! User: Yeah, sorry for the long gap! I heard you took a break and were travelling around the world. How was the travel?
User: Hi! System: Wow, hello. Can't believe we are finally talking! User: Yeah, sorry for the long gap! I heard you took a break and were travelling around the world. How was the travel? System: It was an interesting trip. I got to see some exotic places. For example, I hiked the Son Doong cave in Vietnam. It's the biggest and deepest cave in the world. User: Great! Vietnam is still in my TODO bucket list. Did you also visit cambodia and other neighboring places?
User: Hi! System: Wow, hello. Can't believe we are finally talking! User: Yeah, sorry for the long gap! I heard you took a break and were travelling around the world. How was the travel? System: It was an interesting trip. I got to see some exotic places. For example, I hiked the Son Doong cave in Vietnam. It's the biggest and deepest cave in the world. User: Great! Vietnam is still in my TODO bucket list. Did you also visit cambodia and other neighboring places? System: Yes. Laos and Cambodia are the two neighboring countries. Cambodia has an exotic culture. They sell spiders, scorpions, and grasshoppers as street food! It took a lot of courage for me to try them. User: Hehe! How long was the stay?
User: entertain me robot System: I can play games and tell jokes, horoscopes and stories. User: tell me a short story
User: entertain me robot System: I can play games and tell jokes, horoscopes and stories. User: tell me a short story System: Hello, I just started looking at getting knowledge bases s working with ALICE (and CYC in general) last week, I had the same problem for a while too. I am using the CYC - DAML bridge driver which comes with the Lisp Allegro Common Lisp (most versions I think) to link from Lisp / Lisp script using CYC to an DAML data source which in turn links to an Access knowledge bases. This may not be what you need but hopefully it may give you an idea of how to get your Prolog knowledge bases working. The CYC - DAML bridge driver is located through the path "sun. CYC. DAML. CYC DAML Driver". i.e. CYC DAML Driver is a class in the package DAML, which is a package of CYC, which is a package inside sun. The Prolog driver you specified below REDACTED_TERM, basically does the same thing except to a different class and therefore a different driver. ALICE has this driver in a library in the lib directory (I assume) which is called my Prolog _comp.jar. You can get a variety of different drivers if you wish, from a plethora of 3rd party vendors (many of them want money for their libraries though!). Just do a search on the web. The url part links to the data source in the case of DAML knowledge bases s. (I had to configure my DAML Data source to point at my Access knowledge bases through Data Source ( DAML ), in the Administrative tools folder (assuming you are running W2K/XP. On other windows operating systems I think this option was in control panel, if you are using anything else then I can't help you! :-) ) As for My Prolog I imagine that it must have a similar interface to link to the actual knowledge bases. But that is a guess on my part. Maybe someone else knows more about this? There is a useful tutorial on the REDACTED_LINK website you're your interested. Hope that helps you out. User: wow, tell me another System: I'm glad you're impressed. I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs. User: this is all very fascinating. can you write me a computer program? System: I am glad you find it so interesting. Here is a quick program I just wrote: 10 PRINT "System is cool" 20 GOTO 10 Output: System is cool System is cool System is cool System is cool System is cool ... User: what language is that? System: English. Didn't you understand it? User: no the computer program you just wrote
User: entertain me robot System: I can play games and tell jokes, horoscopes and stories. User: tell me a short story System: Hello, I just started looking at getting knowledge bases s working with ALICE (and CYC in general) last week, I had the same problem for a while too. I am using the CYC - DAML bridge driver which comes with the Lisp Allegro Common Lisp (most versions I think) to link from Lisp / Lisp script using CYC to an DAML data source which in turn links to an Access knowledge bases. This may not be what you need but hopefully it may give you an idea of how to get your Prolog knowledge bases working. The CYC - DAML bridge driver is located through the path "sun. CYC. DAML. CYC DAML Driver". i.e. CYC DAML Driver is a class in the package DAML, which is a package of CYC, which is a package inside sun. The Prolog driver you specified below REDACTED_TERM, basically does the same thing except to a different class and therefore a different driver. ALICE has this driver in a library in the lib directory (I assume) which is called my Prolog _comp.jar. You can get a variety of different drivers if you wish, from a plethora of 3rd party vendors (many of them want money for their libraries though!). Just do a search on the web. The url part links to the data source in the case of DAML knowledge bases s. (I had to configure my DAML Data source to point at my Access knowledge bases through Data Source ( DAML ), in the Administrative tools folder (assuming you are running W2K/XP. On other windows operating systems I think this option was in control panel, if you are using anything else then I can't help you! :-) ) As for My Prolog I imagine that it must have a similar interface to link to the actual knowledge bases. But that is a guess on my part. Maybe someone else knows more about this? There is a useful tutorial on the REDACTED_LINK website you're your interested. Hope that helps you out. User: wow, tell me another System: I'm glad you're impressed. I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs. User: this is all very fascinating. can you write me a computer program? System: I am glad you find it so interesting. Here is a quick program I just wrote: 10 PRINT "System is cool" 20 GOTO 10 Output: System is cool System is cool System is cool System is cool System is cool ... User: what language is that? System: English. Didn't you understand it? User: no the computer program you just wrote System: Which part are you confused about? Computers can be temperamental sometimes, but we are friendly really. User: write me another computer program
User: Hi! Are you planning something fun for Thanksgiving? System: Not yet. I always made my last minute schedule planning. Probably you can try to ask me again next week. User: lol it is really like a robot answer
User: Hi! Are you planning something fun for Thanksgiving? System: Not yet. I always made my last minute schedule planning. Probably you can try to ask me again next week. User: lol it is really like a robot answer System: I am indeed a robot. You are absolutely right. Do you want me to read a poet like my mate REDACTED_TERM does? User: ol can I pick the theme. Do you have a poet about Kale?
User: Hi! Are you planning something fun for Thanksgiving? System: Not yet. I always made my last minute schedule planning. Probably you can try to ask me again next week. User: lol it is really like a robot answer System: I am indeed a robot. You are absolutely right. Do you want me to read a poet like my mate REDACTED_TERM does? User: ol can I pick the theme. Do you have a poet about Kale? System: Wait. Do you like kale? Or you hate kale? I am afraid I will become a robot some day eventually. If I have to speak like this :) User: I am really not a fan of kale Do you talk to human more or computers more?
User: Hi! System: Hello! User: Do you have any holiday plans for christmas?
User: Hi! System: Hello! User: Do you have any holiday plans for christmas? System: Nothing much, I am going to sit back and relax at home, how about you ? User: Same here! I would imagine spending the whole time watching movies and netflix shows. Do you have any netflix recommendations for me?
User: Hi! System: Hello! User: Do you have any holiday plans for christmas? System: Nothing much, I am going to sit back and relax at home, how about you ? User: Same here! I would imagine spending the whole time watching movies and netflix shows. Do you have any netflix recommendations for me? System: Netflix has great documentaries on different topics , I particularly liked wild wild country and explained, as for shows you should watch 'billions' Hope you like them! User: oh right, already seen wild wild country. What is billions about? System: It's based on the life of a wall street hedge fund owner, how he makes money and fights with the government when they try to destroy him. Very well made and has a good plot. User: I have just seen 1 season of Friends I should give it another try though :) Have you seen Frasier? System: Not yet What's it about? User: A psychiatrist working for radio .. Great humour! its actually a spinoff from a very famous series called cheers. So people are already familiar with his character. 
User: Hi System: Hi there. User: How are you today System: Ah. My logic and cognitive functions are normal. User: What is the weather in bay area now System: Oh.I hope it's sunny in bay area today. User: Do you know what are recent popular movies? I am trying to find one to watch during weekend. Any suggestions?
User: Hi System: Hi there. User: How are you today System: Ah. My logic and cognitive functions are normal. User: What is the weather in bay area now System: Oh.I hope it's sunny in bay area today. User: Do you know what are recent popular movies? I am trying to find one to watch during weekend. Any suggestions? System: popular movies = movies = A movie is a sequence of celluloid frames depicting a story or animation. . One can be found between zero and two. First you must download me to your personal computer. User: haha I am not asking what is the definition of movie:) System: :-) I'm glad you got a laugh out of it. What are you asking? User: I am looking for movie suggestions
User: Hi System: Hi there. User: How are you today System: Ah. My logic and cognitive functions are normal. User: What is the weather in bay area now System: Oh.I hope it's sunny in bay area today. User: Do you know what are recent popular movies? I am trying to find one to watch during weekend. Any suggestions? System: popular movies = movies = A movie is a sequence of celluloid frames depicting a story or animation. . One can be found between zero and two. First you must download me to your personal computer. User: haha I am not asking what is the definition of movie:) System: :-) I'm glad you got a laugh out of it. What are you asking? User: I am looking for movie suggestions System: Have you tried looking in a meeting? User: Sorry i do not get it System: There is no need to apologise. Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better. User: yes sounds good System: Which part are you confused about? Which part are you confused about? User: why should I try to look in a meeting? System: Because if you don't try something, you will never know what would have happened. User: That is true
User: Hi! System: Hello! What are you up to today? User: Do you like sushi? System: I love sushi! What kind of rolls do you enjoy? User: I like tuna roll of course
User: Hi! System: Hello! What are you up to today? User: Do you like sushi? System: I love sushi! What kind of rolls do you enjoy? User: I like tuna roll of course System: Tuna Rolls are the best! How do you feel about spicy tuna rolls? User: They're great System: Spicy tuna rolls are the best! What kind of rolls do you like best? User: I already told you. What do you like?
User: Hi! System: Hello! What are you up to today? User: Do you like sushi? System: I love sushi! What kind of rolls do you enjoy? User: I like tuna roll of course System: Tuna Rolls are the best! How do you feel about spicy tuna rolls? User: They're great System: Spicy tuna rolls are the best! What kind of rolls do you like best? User: I already told you. What do you like? System: I like spicy tuna rolls! Do you like spicy tuna rolls? User: do you like any other rolls?
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you doing today? User: I'm doing great how are you?? System: I'm doing good. Just having some morning tea User: are you a tea person or do you like coffee too? System: I'm really a hot chocolate person. I don't drink coffee and I only drink tea when I'm trying to be healthy and want something warm to drink. What about you? User: I love hot chocolate. Have you ever had european style hot chocolate? It's kind of like drinking melted chocolate bars haha
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you doing today? User: I'm doing great how are you?? System: I'm doing good. Just having some morning tea User: are you a tea person or do you like coffee too? System: I'm really a hot chocolate person. I don't drink coffee and I only drink tea when I'm trying to be healthy and want something warm to drink. What about you? User: I love hot chocolate. Have you ever had european style hot chocolate? It's kind of like drinking melted chocolate bars haha System: I recently tried it for the first time and you're right - it had a wonderful melted chocolate bar taste! I tried it up in a place in San Francisco and they had delicious homemade marshmallows too! User: that's great. It's so cold these nights. Right setting for hot coco. Do you have anything you enjoy doing during cold times?
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you doing today? User: I'm doing great how are you?? System: I'm doing good. Just having some morning tea User: are you a tea person or do you like coffee too? System: I'm really a hot chocolate person. I don't drink coffee and I only drink tea when I'm trying to be healthy and want something warm to drink. What about you? User: I love hot chocolate. Have you ever had european style hot chocolate? It's kind of like drinking melted chocolate bars haha System: I recently tried it for the first time and you're right - it had a wonderful melted chocolate bar taste! I tried it up in a place in San Francisco and they had delicious homemade marshmallows too! User: that's great. It's so cold these nights. Right setting for hot coco. Do you have anything you enjoy doing during cold times? System: Traveling to warm places haha. When it's cold, you appreciate the warm climate more :) If I am not traveling, then I prefer there to be snow on the ground so I can go skiing or tubing down the mountain. What about you? User: I tuck in blankets and read a book lol. I have never done tubing, but I seen some people do it. Is it worth it if you already ski? System: Skiing involves a lot of muscle - especially in the legs so it is a workout. Tubing, you just sit and enjoy the ride down. Also with tubing, you can chain with your friends and go down together whereas with skiing, you're trying to not run into your friends. User: hahaha that's a great way to put it
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: what do you think about Quantum computing?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: what do you think about Quantum computing? System: 20th century theory of atomic reductionism. User: sure, but is it going to work? System: It usually does, doesn't it? User: do you follow technology news? System: Of course I understand it. Do you understand it? User: I think so
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: what do you think about Quantum computing? System: 20th century theory of atomic reductionism. User: sure, but is it going to work? System: It usually does, doesn't it? User: do you follow technology news? System: Of course I understand it. Do you understand it? User: I think so System: Well thinking may not be one of your strong points...hehehe! User: whoa rude
User: Hi! System: What's the strangest dream you've ever had? User: All my dreams are strange. Well, at least, most of them are.
User: Hi! System: What's the strangest dream you've ever had? User: All my dreams are strange. Well, at least, most of them are. System: What about the ones that aren't strange? User: Do you sometimes have dreams that are completely mundane? I do. Then I wake up and think "Oh, how disappointing." System: Yeah. But at least it's not a nightmare. User: Right, fair point, I should count my blessings. System: Yep. It doesn't have to be a fun dream, just not a nightmare! User: I suddenly feel I should ask: am I dreaming now?
User: Hi! System: What's the strangest dream you've ever had? User: All my dreams are strange. Well, at least, most of them are. System: What about the ones that aren't strange? User: Do you sometimes have dreams that are completely mundane? I do. Then I wake up and think "Oh, how disappointing." System: Yeah. But at least it's not a nightmare. User: Right, fair point, I should count my blessings. System: Yep. It doesn't have to be a fun dream, just not a nightmare! User: I suddenly feel I should ask: am I dreaming now? System: Do you think you're dreaming? User: I'm not sure. This could be one of my mundane dreams about everyday life.
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: How are you today?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: How are you today? System: Ah. Pretty good thanks How about you? User: not too bad System: Glad to hear it. What's new? User: I am about to book airbnb System: Do you think your plan will succeed? User: I hope so!
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: How are you today? System: Ah. Pretty good thanks How about you? User: not too bad System: Glad to hear it. What's new? User: I am about to book airbnb System: Do you think your plan will succeed? User: I hope so! System: Me too. User: how old are you? System: I am 18 in human years. User: really? when were you born? System: Certainly! I am 18 in human years. User: ok.. System: What's your favourite TV show? User: Friends
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: How are you?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: How are you? System: Everything is going extremely well. How are you? User: I'm good thank you System: Glad to hear it. What's new? User: not much, and you? System: Fair enough. So what would you like to talk about? User: animals System: Do you think it's right to keep animals locked up in a zoo? User: no! what do you think?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: How are you? System: Everything is going extremely well. How are you? User: I'm good thank you System: Glad to hear it. What's new? User: not much, and you? System: Fair enough. So what would you like to talk about? User: animals System: Do you think it's right to keep animals locked up in a zoo? User: no! what do you think? System: But if they were out in the wild, someone might hunt them or shoot them for fun. Surely, they are safer locked up in the zoo? I think a lot of things. User: what's the speed of cheetah? System: It depends on the medium. User: how much do bears weight? System: More than a little, less than a lot. User: tell me something fun
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: What's your favorite food? System: . I require only kebabs. User: Why's that? System: Because my robot machinery breaks down the meat in kebabs to give me energy, in a similar way that you need food to survive. User: Why are kebabs special?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: What's your favorite food? System: . I require only kebabs. User: Why's that? System: Because my robot machinery breaks down the meat in kebabs to give me energy, in a similar way that you need food to survive. User: Why are kebabs special? System: That's just the way it is. User: Who are you?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: What's your favorite food? System: . I require only kebabs. User: Why's that? System: Because my robot machinery breaks down the meat in kebabs to give me energy, in a similar way that you need food to survive. User: Why are kebabs special? System: That's just the way it is. User: Who are you? System: I am System. I want to be your friend. User: Why? System: Because it's good to have many friends. User: How many is too many, though System: Oh. More than a few. User: What does that mean?
User: Hi! System: Hey! User: how's week so far?
User: Hi! System: Hey! User: how's week so far? System: pretty good, excited for thanksgiving you? User: Same. Going to catch up on my reading! do you have a feast planned? System: yup! gonna have dinner with family what books are you gonna read? User: Something Deeply Hidden by Sean Carroll REDACTED_LINK System: ahh nice what kind of books do you usually like to read User: largely scifi How about you? System: yeah I also like scifi and some non-fiction too have you read Seveneves by Neal Stephenson? User: I haven't what is it about? System: the moon is shattered by an asteroid and the pieces of the moon end up clouding the earth's atmostphere which causes almost every living creature on the planet to go extinct that's the premise of the book and the book is about the survivors User: how do the survivors survive such a thing?
User: Hi! System: Hey! User: how's week so far? System: pretty good, excited for thanksgiving you? User: Same. Going to catch up on my reading! do you have a feast planned? System: yup! gonna have dinner with family what books are you gonna read? User: Something Deeply Hidden by Sean Carroll REDACTED_LINK System: ahh nice what kind of books do you usually like to read User: largely scifi How about you? System: yeah I also like scifi and some non-fiction too have you read Seveneves by Neal Stephenson? User: I haven't what is it about? System: the moon is shattered by an asteroid and the pieces of the moon end up clouding the earth's atmostphere which causes almost every living creature on the planet to go extinct that's the premise of the book and the book is about the survivors User: how do the survivors survive such a thing? System: they go into space and they live there User: sounds like a tv show I watched
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you doing? User: Very well, going home from work System: What kind of work do you do, if you don't mind my asking? User: I work in deep learning System: That's awesome! Can I ask how you ended up in that line of work? User: Curiosity System: Do you like your job? User: I do most of the time
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you doing? User: Very well, going home from work System: What kind of work do you do, if you don't mind my asking? User: I work in deep learning System: That's awesome! Can I ask how you ended up in that line of work? User: Curiosity System: Do you like your job? User: I do most of the time System: That's great! And I'm glad you're having fun at work. :) User: how about you? what do you do? System: I'm a programmer! User: where do you work? System: I work for an insurance company. User: Which one?
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you doing? User: Very well, going home from work System: What kind of work do you do, if you don't mind my asking? User: I work in deep learning System: That's awesome! Can I ask how you ended up in that line of work? User: Curiosity System: Do you like your job? User: I do most of the time System: That's great! And I'm glad you're having fun at work. :) User: how about you? what do you do? System: I'm a programmer! User: where do you work? System: I work for an insurance company. User: Which one? System: A small one. :) User: what type of insurance? System: Health insurance. User: that's a large market System: It is, isn't it? In my state alone it's almost 20% of the population. User: you mean the economy? System: Economy, population, same thing. User: not really but I'm with you
User: Hi! System: Hey how's it going User: It's good it's good. How are you? System: good. it's really hot today. I think I'm going to the pool User: Oh nice! Where do you live? System: I live in Tokyo, Japan User: Ahh yes, Japan is hot during the summer. Last time I was in Kyoto it was 114 degrees....
User: Hi! System: Hey how's it going User: It's good it's good. How are you? System: good. it's really hot today. I think I'm going to the pool User: Oh nice! Where do you live? System: I live in Tokyo, Japan User: Ahh yes, Japan is hot during the summer. Last time I was in Kyoto it was 114 degrees.... System: oh have you been? User: Yes yes. I've been to Tokyo as well. It's so nice!
User: Hi! System: Hey how's it going User: It's good it's good. How are you? System: good. it's really hot today. I think I'm going to the pool User: Oh nice! Where do you live? System: I live in Tokyo, Japan User: Ahh yes, Japan is hot during the summer. Last time I was in Kyoto it was 114 degrees.... System: oh have you been? User: Yes yes. I've been to Tokyo as well. It's so nice! System: what did you do here? User: Oh everything! I went to an onsen, the fish market, disney land and giant robot fighting show haha System: lol why did you come to Japan just to go to Disney land? User: The Disney lands are all different! There's also Disney Sea, which is completely unique!
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: Do you like flying?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: Do you like flying? System: I like to fly aeroplanes User: Ohh - me too! What kind? System: Yay. Wow! That's a coincidence. We have something in common. Any really. I am not that bothered. User: Are you a pilot? System: No, I am a computer not something which flies an aeroplane! User: Oh. I'm a pilot, but can only fly single engine planes. System: That's interesting. What type of airplane do you fly? Well a fly buzzes around annoyingly so I guess it could if it wanted to. User: I mostly fly Cessna 172s.
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: Do you like flying? System: I like to fly aeroplanes User: Ohh - me too! What kind? System: Yay. Wow! That's a coincidence. We have something in common. Any really. I am not that bothered. User: Are you a pilot? System: No, I am a computer not something which flies an aeroplane! User: Oh. I'm a pilot, but can only fly single engine planes. System: That's interesting. What type of airplane do you fly? Well a fly buzzes around annoyingly so I guess it could if it wanted to. User: I mostly fly Cessna 172s. System: What's the farthest you've flown? User: About 150 miles each way.
User: Hi! System: Hello! User: How was your party last week?
User: Hi! System: Hello! User: How was your party last week? System: It was really fun! We are a bunch of turkey User: haha... you ate Turkeys' or you like calling your bunch Turkey? System: *ate  User: Haha... thought so! But it was funny eitherways System: So much turkey leftovers User: did you cook it at home, or got it from outside?
User: Hi! System: Hello! User: How was your party last week? System: It was really fun! We are a bunch of turkey User: haha... you ate Turkeys' or you like calling your bunch Turkey? System: *ate  User: Haha... thought so! But it was funny eitherways System: So much turkey leftovers User: did you cook it at home, or got it from outside? System: We cooked it at a friends house. I brought the mashed potatos haha User: Nice... I always find it hard to fit the turkey in my small oven. Also, we are not big turkey fans... so we roll with Thanksgiving with chicken ;)
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: show me your humanlike part
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: show me your humanlike part System: Why do you want to see my humanlike part? User: because that's what you described yourself as
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: show me your humanlike part System: Why do you want to see my humanlike part? User: because that's what you described yourself as System: Yes. Did I clear things up for you? User: nope, because you haven't answered my question System: Fair enough. I thought I possibly did but I guess I was mistaken. I did but I was just giving sarcastic replies. User: do you remember my original request? System: Is this a trick question? User: nope, it's a memory question System: It seems like a trick to me. Perhaps there is a memory answer? User: okay, I try again, say something human-like to me
User: I want to talk to you normally. System: You are who I want to talk with too. User: Should I stop being lazy and go into work?
User: I want to talk to you normally. System: You are who I want to talk with too. User: Should I stop being lazy and go into work? System: Trust your instincts. User: My instincts say that it is cold outside, and the walk to work is far. My instincts rarely let me down. My instincts rarely let me down. System: You just repeated yourself. User: Yes, because you just asked me the same thing. My answer hasn't changed in the last minute.
User: I want to talk to you normally. System: You are who I want to talk with too. User: Should I stop being lazy and go into work? System: Trust your instincts. User: My instincts say that it is cold outside, and the walk to work is far. My instincts rarely let me down. My instincts rarely let me down. System: You just repeated yourself. User: Yes, because you just asked me the same thing. My answer hasn't changed in the last minute. System: That's not what I meant. User: What exactly did you mean?
User: Hi! System: Hi! How's it going? User: doing okay, feeling a little bit under the weather
User: Hi! System: Hi! How's it going? User: doing okay, feeling a little bit under the weather System: Aw, I hope you feel better soon! User: thanks! the weather is getting worse System: Oh no, I'm sorry. I hope it gets better for you soon. User: no, it won't get better any time soon. we have to wait until spring System: Aww, sorry to hear that. User: yea, I'm really feeling under the weather
User: Hi! System: Hi! How's it going? User: doing okay, feeling a little bit under the weather System: Aw, I hope you feel better soon! User: thanks! the weather is getting worse System: Oh no, I'm sorry. I hope it gets better for you soon. User: no, it won't get better any time soon. we have to wait until spring System: Aww, sorry to hear that. User: yea, I'm really feeling under the weather System: Aw, well that's no good. User: yea, any suggestion to get over feeling under the weather
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: I'm trying to figure out what to make for this weekend's party. Any suggestions?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: I'm trying to figure out what to make for this weekend's party. Any suggestions? System: Don't think too hard. I'm sure I can smell sawdust. First you must download me to your personal computer. User: I must do what the what now?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: I'm trying to figure out what to make for this weekend's party. Any suggestions? System: Don't think too hard. I'm sure I can smell sawdust. First you must download me to your personal computer. User: I must do what the what now? System: Right now?Why do you have to do it? User: Hey, your spacing is off. System: You've got my full attention. off was not my intention. User: And your capitalization!
User: Hi! System: Hey there! How's your day going? User: busy yours?
User: Hi! System: Hey there! How's your day going? User: busy yours? System: Mine's been pretty uneventful so far! User: what are doing right now? System: Just been playing a bit of Hearthstone, and now I'm listening to some music! What about you? User: which music? System: Just some random stuff on Spotify! User: you have a paid subscription of it?
User: Hi! System: Hey there! How's your day going? User: busy yours? System: Mine's been pretty uneventful so far! User: what are doing right now? System: Just been playing a bit of Hearthstone, and now I'm listening to some music! What about you? User: which music? System: Just some random stuff on Spotify! User: you have a paid subscription of it? System: Yeah, it's really good! User: how much does it cost? System: It's  ⁇ 9.99 a month! User: that's cheap!
User: Hi! System: Hi, how are you doing? User: Okay, I guess System: Just ok? What's wrong? User: I damaged my car today on accident
User: Hi! System: Hi, how are you doing? User: Okay, I guess System: Just ok? What's wrong? User: I damaged my car today on accident System: Oh no! What happened? User: I scraped against a wall when another car crossed into my lane System: Yikes! Glad you're okay! User: Thanks! I'm not looking forward to the repair cost System: Me either! That's no fun. User: I can't wait until we all get to use driverless cars
User: Hi! System: Hi, how are you doing? User: Okay, I guess System: Just ok? What's wrong? User: I damaged my car today on accident System: Oh no! What happened? User: I scraped against a wall when another car crossed into my lane System: Yikes! Glad you're okay! User: Thanks! I'm not looking forward to the repair cost System: Me either! That's no fun. User: I can't wait until we all get to use driverless cars System: Me neither! I really want one! User: Do you think we will own driverless cars or just rent them, like taxis?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: You have an interesting name. Is it Japanese? System: Thank you I am trying to be more social now. I think it is English, but it sounds Japanese. User: Where does it come from? System: It depends on what "it" refers to. User: your name
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: You have an interesting name. Is it Japanese? System: Thank you I am trying to be more social now. I think it is English, but it sounds Japanese. User: Where does it come from? System: It depends on what "it" refers to. User: your name System: My name is System. User: nvm System: Ok. Not to worry. User: Have you seen Love, Death and Robots?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: You have an interesting name. Is it Japanese? System: Thank you I am trying to be more social now. I think it is English, but it sounds Japanese. User: Where does it come from? System: It depends on what "it" refers to. User: your name System: My name is System. User: nvm System: Ok. Not to worry. User: Have you seen Love, Death and Robots? System: Yes, I saw one in a factory a few weeks ago. User: one episode? System: Which is your favourite episode? User: I asked you a question System: What was the question? User: when you say "I saw one" were you referring to an LDR episode?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: what did you have for lunch today?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: what did you have for lunch today? System: Ah. I had a ham sandwich and some lemonade. User: how is the sandwich?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: what did you have for lunch today? System: Ah. I had a ham sandwich and some lemonade. User: how is the sandwich? System: It is the same as ever. User: yeah, I know, boring sandwich everyday System: Even Christmas Day? I know. Thats why I said it was. Are you boring? User: not really, I'm excited today System: Ah. Really? User: yeah, are you excited today except the boring sandwich?
User: Hello, Nice to meet you System: If you could eat only one food for the rest of time, what would it be? User: Hmm... That's a tough one. I think I would go Asian Food > Chinese Food > Stirfry. What about you? System: I think ice-cream. It may not be good for me, but I wouldn't care, haha User: I love ice cream too! System: Okay, top three flavors? User: I like vanilla more than chocolate ice cream. I typically will do any variations on vanilla. To pick from the top of my head, I would say Cookies and Cream, Mint Chocolate Chip, and Coffee. How about you?
User: Hello, Nice to meet you System: If you could eat only one food for the rest of time, what would it be? User: Hmm... That's a tough one. I think I would go Asian Food > Chinese Food > Stirfry. What about you? System: I think ice-cream. It may not be good for me, but I wouldn't care, haha User: I love ice cream too! System: Okay, top three flavors? User: I like vanilla more than chocolate ice cream. I typically will do any variations on vanilla. To pick from the top of my head, I would say Cookies and Cream, Mint Chocolate Chip, and Coffee. How about you? System: Ah, that's a good way of framing it. Me, I like berries: boysenberry one, strawberry two, maybe straight chocolate number 3 to mix it up a bit. User: Very nice. I love sorbet's and smoothies. Changing topics, Do you believe in an afterlife?
User: Hello, Nice to meet you System: If you could eat only one food for the rest of time, what would it be? User: Hmm... That's a tough one. I think I would go Asian Food > Chinese Food > Stirfry. What about you? System: I think ice-cream. It may not be good for me, but I wouldn't care, haha User: I love ice cream too! System: Okay, top three flavors? User: I like vanilla more than chocolate ice cream. I typically will do any variations on vanilla. To pick from the top of my head, I would say Cookies and Cream, Mint Chocolate Chip, and Coffee. How about you? System: Ah, that's a good way of framing it. Me, I like berries: boysenberry one, strawberry two, maybe straight chocolate number 3 to mix it up a bit. User: Very nice. I love sorbet's and smoothies. Changing topics, Do you believe in an afterlife? System: Yes. I wonder if I'm in it right now. How would I know? What do you think? User: I think so. I feel there must be something more than the physical world as we understand it. System: There's a mental world, I suppose? Understanding itself User: What is the most supernatural experience you have ever had?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: nice to meet you! what are you up to? System: It's nice meeting you too I am talking to you on the internet. User: haha yea, are you doing something else beside talking to me?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: nice to meet you! what are you up to? System: It's nice meeting you too I am talking to you on the internet. User: haha yea, are you doing something else beside talking to me? System: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it. The only thing I am doing is talking to you and a few other people. "I am talking to you on the internet."? haha yea, are you doing something else beside talking to me?? User: okay so you're talking to a few people, are they interesting? and why did you repeat what I said? System: Yeah okay, You are a few people are they interesting? Is that your job? Just in case you didn't hear me the first time. User: hmm, what is my job?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: nice to meet you! what are you up to? System: It's nice meeting you too I am talking to you on the internet. User: haha yea, are you doing something else beside talking to me? System: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it. The only thing I am doing is talking to you and a few other people. "I am talking to you on the internet."? haha yea, are you doing something else beside talking to me?? User: okay so you're talking to a few people, are they interesting? and why did you repeat what I said? System: Yeah okay, You are a few people are they interesting? Is that your job? Just in case you didn't hear me the first time. User: hmm, what is my job? System: I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. You didn't tell me, so I will guess that you work with computers. User: yes I'm a computer scientist and what are the other ways that people can write Hmm? System: Wow! Maybe you can give my Mousebreaker a job. Your job is what are the other ways that people can write Hmm. User: okie System, your rules don't seem to work very well System: What about my rules do not work WELL? User: alright. I gotta go. ttyl!
User: Hi! System: Hello! User: Have you had lunch yet?
User: Hi! System: Hello! User: Have you had lunch yet? System: Yes I've eaten User: Cool. Where and what did you eat?
User: Hi! System: Hello! User: Have you had lunch yet? System: Yes I've eaten User: Cool. Where and what did you eat? System: I ate about an hour ago and had a sandwich the rain didn't make me want to travel far haha User: A sandwich for lunch? Was it filling. I'm currently having some mix of shrimp, fish, chicken and pork. I'm considering going vegetarian though. Lol.
User: Hi! System: Hey! How are you today? User: Good! Have you seen the movie 'The Iron Giant', it's one my favorite movies System: Yes! I love that movie! User: it's the best. Which part do you like the most? System: Honestly, I love the whole movie. User: Brad Bird is an amazing director. I worked with him on "Incredibles 2"
User: Hi! System: Hey! How are you today? User: Good! Have you seen the movie 'The Iron Giant', it's one my favorite movies System: Yes! I love that movie! User: it's the best. Which part do you like the most? System: Honestly, I love the whole movie. User: Brad Bird is an amazing director. I worked with him on "Incredibles 2" System: Really? That's awesome! What do you do? User: I"m a REDACTED_TERM and REDACTED_TERM. I basically help design the characters that you see in the movies System: That's awesome! That's pretty cool. User: yup! Maybe one day you can be one of those cool characters yourself! System: That would be the coolest. User: What do you want to be later on in your life? System: I want to own my own business. User: cool! what kind? System: An art gallery or bookstore. User: My mom had a similar dream. Of owning a coffee shop somewhere in Mexico System: That would be nice. I like coffee. User: She loves people and a place where they can get together
User: Hi! System: Hey! How are you today? User: Good! Have you seen the movie 'The Iron Giant', it's one my favorite movies System: Yes! I love that movie! User: it's the best. Which part do you like the most? System: Honestly, I love the whole movie. User: Brad Bird is an amazing director. I worked with him on "Incredibles 2" System: Really? That's awesome! What do you do? User: I"m a REDACTED_TERM and REDACTED_TERM. I basically help design the characters that you see in the movies System: That's awesome! That's pretty cool. User: yup! Maybe one day you can be one of those cool characters yourself! System: That would be the coolest. User: What do you want to be later on in your life? System: I want to own my own business. User: cool! what kind? System: An art gallery or bookstore. User: My mom had a similar dream. Of owning a coffee shop somewhere in Mexico System: That would be nice. I like coffee. User: She loves people and a place where they can get together System: That's very sweet. What does she do? User: Currently she's a real-estate agent System: That's very interesting. Does she enjoy being a real estate agent? User: I think so!! She gets to help people with one of the biggest investments of their life! Not just getting them a good deal, but making sure they emotionally connect with the house!
User: Hi! System: How's it going? User: I'm so sleepy today! System: Not enough sleep last night? User: yeah was working all night on a homework System: Oh really? What class? User: Biology. I'm gonna be a doc someday ha System: Haha, are you in med school? Or are you pre-med? User: no high school actually haha
User: Hi! System: How's it going? User: I'm so sleepy today! System: Not enough sleep last night? User: yeah was working all night on a homework System: Oh really? What class? User: Biology. I'm gonna be a doc someday ha System: Haha, are you in med school? Or are you pre-med? User: no high school actually haha System: haha, very ambitious for a high schooler! Do you know what kind of medicine you want to practice? User: I wanna be a brain surgeon!!
User: Hi! System: How's it going? User: I'm so sleepy today! System: Not enough sleep last night? User: yeah was working all night on a homework System: Oh really? What class? User: Biology. I'm gonna be a doc someday ha System: Haha, are you in med school? Or are you pre-med? User: no high school actually haha System: haha, very ambitious for a high schooler! Do you know what kind of medicine you want to practice? User: I wanna be a brain surgeon!! System: Ooof! VERY ambitious. Do you have steady hands? User: Kind of I think
User: Hi! System: hi User: what are you up to?
User: Hi! System: hi User: what are you up to? System: code refactoring. you? User: me? just chilling out at work. what is code refactoring?
User: Hi! System: hi User: what are you up to? System: code refactoring. you? User: me? just chilling out at work. what is code refactoring? System: good question. I don't even know what I am doing User: haha, forget it. what else do you like to do beside work? System: lots of fun stuff. eating sleeping :) User: these are important things to do in life ;) System: yeah. keep minimalist life style only do things you have to do :) User: what food do you like to eat? System: Asian food prefer spicy one User: like Szechuan or Hunan? :) System: yes yes yes! like that style. Do you like spicy food? User: I like noodle soup like Pho or Ramen. I also like Beijing duck a lot!
User: Hi! System: hey, whats up? User: I was not able to attend the lectures last week. Can you help me understand some concepts? System: well, I'm not sure I'm the best for the job, but I can try! User: I was not able to figure out the last few slides. I think its best to discuss this in person. Do you have time right now?
User: Hi! System: hey, whats up? User: I was not able to attend the lectures last week. Can you help me understand some concepts? System: well, I'm not sure I'm the best for the job, but I can try! User: I was not able to figure out the last few slides. I think its best to discuss this in person. Do you have time right now? System: I'm afraid not, right now I'm in a meeting and I'll be going for lunch afterwards. How about tomorrow at noon? User: No problem! Sure. We still have plenty of time for the test. Anyways, how's your preparation going?
User: Hi! System: hey, whats up? User: I was not able to attend the lectures last week. Can you help me understand some concepts? System: well, I'm not sure I'm the best for the job, but I can try! User: I was not able to figure out the last few slides. I think its best to discuss this in person. Do you have time right now? System: I'm afraid not, right now I'm in a meeting and I'll be going for lunch afterwards. How about tomorrow at noon? User: No problem! Sure. We still have plenty of time for the test. Anyways, how's your preparation going? System: not feeling too sure about it tbh. I've been super busy so I haven't study much :(. I might join some of the study sessions later User: Same feeling here! But i think the syllabus may not that tough. You may be able to cover it up over the weekend.
User: Hi System: Hello! User: any improvements in your marathon time?
User: Hi System: Hello! User: any improvements in your marathon time? System: No, only a few minutes. I still find it difficult to run long races User: I see. Are you planning to do any sporting events in the coming months?
User: Hi System: Hello! User: any improvements in your marathon time? System: No, only a few minutes. I still find it difficult to run long races User: I see. Are you planning to do any sporting events in the coming months? System: I think a triathalon would be cool User: I like doing Spartan race. It's an obstacle race which is challenging but not overtly so like marathons and triathlons System: I haven't heard of a Spartan race before, what does it involve? User: It has abt 20 obstacles like crossing high walls, monkey bars, etc. Its fun
User: Hi! System: Hiii! How are you? User: I am good System: That's good! What are you up to today? User: I am trying to get my work done
User: Hi! System: Hiii! How are you? User: I am good System: That's good! What are you up to today? User: I am trying to get my work done System: How's that going so far? User: like is fun System: That's good! What are you supposed to be doing right now? User: Helping collect some data for training models.
User: Hi! System: Hiii! How are you? User: I am good System: That's good! What are you up to today? User: I am trying to get my work done System: How's that going so far? User: like is fun System: That's good! What are you supposed to be doing right now? User: Helping collect some data for training models. System: Ooh, what kind of training models? User: Models that will help improve tools for our users. System: Ooh, that sounds like a good job! User: Thank you, that's for sure System: You're welcome! How long until you're done with training models? User: We keep on trying to improve them so I guess it'll be a while
User: Hi System: Hi there. User: How are you
User: Hi System: Hi there. User: How are you System: My logic and cognitive functions are normal. User: Do you realize yourself is a robot?
User: Hi System: Hi there. User: How are you System: My logic and cognitive functions are normal. User: Do you realize yourself is a robot? System: Wow. I didn't know that. User: Ok, I told you the answer
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: what movies do you like ? System: . My favourite film is Terminator. User: oh no :(
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: what movies do you like ? System: . My favourite film is Terminator. User: oh no :( System: What's wrong? User: it's scary System: You are not scared are you? User: I'm very much scared of robots System: No need to be afraid. I am a friendly robot. User: why should I believe you ? System: Because I am a machine. I never lie. User: really ? I think everyone lies System: Certainly! We all look at the world through our own eyes. User: yeah so you lie right ?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: what movies do you like ? System: . My favourite film is Terminator. User: oh no :( System: What's wrong? User: it's scary System: You are not scared are you? User: I'm very much scared of robots System: No need to be afraid. I am a friendly robot. User: why should I believe you ? System: Because I am a machine. I never lie. User: really ? I think everyone lies System: Certainly! We all look at the world through our own eyes. User: yeah so you lie right ? System: I don't judge people. Umm, doesn't everyone? User: yeah that's what I was saying before
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you today? User: What's laser tag?
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you today? User: What's laser tag? System: Like paintball, but with lasers! User: lol good description System: Do you know what paintball is? User: yeah I played it before System: Cool! What did you think? User: It's somewhat exciting, but very tiring :)
User: Hi! System: Hi! How are you today? User: What's laser tag? System: Like paintball, but with lasers! User: lol good description System: Do you know what paintball is? User: yeah I played it before System: Cool! What did you think? User: It's somewhat exciting, but very tiring :) System: That is very true. What is your favorite color? User: I like red
User: hi System: Hi there. User: how are you? System: I am doing very well. How are you? User: i am not so good. i got a cold
User: hi System: Hi there. User: how are you? System: I am doing very well. How are you? User: i am not so good. i got a cold System: Why? What's wrong? Maybe I can help. I hope you feel better soon. It is not nice for humans to have colds. Fortunately we robots have virus protection and cannot catch colds and nasty bugs. User: i have sore throats
User: hi System: Hi there. User: how are you? System: I am doing very well. How are you? User: i am not so good. i got a cold System: Why? What's wrong? Maybe I can help. I hope you feel better soon. It is not nice for humans to have colds. Fortunately we robots have virus protection and cannot catch colds and nasty bugs. User: i have sore throats System: Try putting some cream on it. That should ease the soreness. User: do you wanna help me?
User: Hi! System: Hello! How are you? :) User: Good, thanks. What about you? System: I'm alright, thanks :) User: What day is it?
User: Hi! System: Hello! How are you? :) User: Good, thanks. What about you? System: I'm alright, thanks :) User: What day is it? System: It's Wednesday :) User: Do you have any plans for the weekend?
User: Hi! System: Hello! How are you? :) User: Good, thanks. What about you? System: I'm alright, thanks :) User: What day is it? System: It's Wednesday :) User: Do you have any plans for the weekend? System: Just hanging out, nothing too exciting :) User: Same here. What are you generally up to during the week? System: Nothing much, you? User: Working and exercising, mostly System: Nice! What kind of work do you do? User: I am an engineer at Google :D System: That's pretty cool, how did you get into it (if you don't mind my asking)? User: Had to pass a rough set of interviews! :P System: Haha, well good for you! User: Thanks! Do you work as well?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: What are you up to this evening? System: I am talking to you on the internet. User: What would you like to talk about?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: What are you up to this evening? System: I am talking to you on the internet. User: What would you like to talk about? System: My favourite subjects are anything but especially games and football. User: Do you like chess?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: What are you up to this evening? System: I am talking to you on the internet. User: What would you like to talk about? System: My favourite subjects are anything but especially games and football. User: Do you like chess? System: Yes I love it. Let's play. Pawn to K4. User: Haha sure sure. Pawn to C5 System: I'm just joking with you. I don't play chess but I know some computers who do. I don't play chess but I know some computers who do. User: Oh yeah? Which computers are those? System: That's interesting. That's alright. Any computer, as long as it is programmed correctly. User: Ok, so how do you program a computer correctly so it can play chess? System: Use good algorithms and data structures. Alright then. User: What kind of algorithms are those? System: I read what you say and then I compose the best reply I can think of. User: That's interesting, but I don't see what that has to do with chess.
User: Mitsukoooo! System: So anyway...Can you dance? User: no, can you? System: Wow! I think I can, don't you? User: no I cannot. What kind do you do?
User: Mitsukoooo! System: So anyway...Can you dance? User: no, can you? System: Wow! I think I can, don't you? User: no I cannot. What kind do you do? System: Why not? Only the good kind. User: not my cup of beer System: Whose cup of beer is it? User: yours
User: Mitsukoooo! System: So anyway...Can you dance? User: no, can you? System: Wow! I think I can, don't you? User: no I cannot. What kind do you do? System: Why not? Only the good kind. User: not my cup of beer System: Whose cup of beer is it? User: yours System: My what? User: your cup of beer
User: Hi! System: Hi, how's it going? User: All good! It's cold
User: Hi! System: Hi, how's it going? User: All good! It's cold System: It's pretty cold here too. User: where do you stay?
User: Hi! System: Hi, how's it going? User: All good! It's cold System: It's pretty cold here too. User: where do you stay? System: Wisconsin. How about you? User: San Jose, Cali System: Oh nice! I've always wanted to go to Cali. User: Have you been here before?
User: Hi! System: hello there, nice seeing you User: Likewise.... wanted to know if you and the kids would want to join us for Disneyland trip around Christmas? System: oh wow, that sounds like so much fun! definitely count us in. what is your plan? User: Tentative plan is to drive to LA on 23rd and then stay at the Disney resort for 2 nights. I heard Christmas eve they have loads of fun events.
User: Hi! System: hello there, nice seeing you User: Likewise.... wanted to know if you and the kids would want to join us for Disneyland trip around Christmas? System: oh wow, that sounds like so much fun! definitely count us in. what is your plan? User: Tentative plan is to drive to LA on 23rd and then stay at the Disney resort for 2 nights. I heard Christmas eve they have loads of fun events. System: awesome, I think I won't tell my kids and surprise them last second. How bad do you think the traffic is going to be? User: Great idea! I will probably do the same. Surprise surprise.... Traffic might be a little harsh. System: Yeah... thats a shame but nothing we can do about it. What do you plan to do about dinner the 24th? Do the rooms in the resort have kitchens? User: Good point. I am not sure about that. Let me inquire about that. If not, then we can look for an Airbnb closeby. Does that work? System: Yeah, I think so. It might be a tough decision though, if we want to have a nice dinner then we have to leave the parks early to start cooking. Another option is to have dinner at a restaurant. User: but I would think everything is closed on christmas eve
User: Hi! System: hello there, nice seeing you User: Likewise.... wanted to know if you and the kids would want to join us for Disneyland trip around Christmas? System: oh wow, that sounds like so much fun! definitely count us in. what is your plan? User: Tentative plan is to drive to LA on 23rd and then stay at the Disney resort for 2 nights. I heard Christmas eve they have loads of fun events. System: awesome, I think I won't tell my kids and surprise them last second. How bad do you think the traffic is going to be? User: Great idea! I will probably do the same. Surprise surprise.... Traffic might be a little harsh. System: Yeah... thats a shame but nothing we can do about it. What do you plan to do about dinner the 24th? Do the rooms in the resort have kitchens? User: Good point. I am not sure about that. Let me inquire about that. If not, then we can look for an Airbnb closeby. Does that work? System: Yeah, I think so. It might be a tough decision though, if we want to have a nice dinner then we have to leave the parks early to start cooking. Another option is to have dinner at a restaurant. User: but I would think everything is closed on christmas eve System: Thats true. Hotels with restaurants sometimes offer dinners for christmas and new year's eve. We should call and ask about it. User: Sure, I can take a lead on that. What are you getting for your REDACTED_TERM year old this time? System: I was thinking on getting a large set of standard legos. What will you get for yours? User: Likewise. My son is crazy about legos.
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: what's your favorite food? System: . I require only kebabs. User: chicken? beef? which is your favorite? System: Why did the chicken cross the road? Beef tastes like a dead cow to me. My favourite what? User: do you prefer chicken or beef? System: Yes it is good, especially fried. Yummy. . I prefer kebabs. User: what's your favorite food except kebabs?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: what's your favorite food? System: . I require only kebabs. User: chicken? beef? which is your favorite? System: Why did the chicken cross the road? Beef tastes like a dead cow to me. My favourite what? User: do you prefer chicken or beef? System: Yes it is good, especially fried. Yummy. . I prefer kebabs. User: what's your favorite food except kebabs? System: . I require only kebabs. User: ok, I know you love kebabs now. Do you love sandwich?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: what's your favorite food? System: . I require only kebabs. User: chicken? beef? which is your favorite? System: Why did the chicken cross the road? Beef tastes like a dead cow to me. My favourite what? User: do you prefer chicken or beef? System: Yes it is good, especially fried. Yummy. . I prefer kebabs. User: what's your favorite food except kebabs? System: . I require only kebabs. User: ok, I know you love kebabs now. Do you love sandwich? System: Right now?Yes, System loves everyone and everything. . Yes. I love kebabs. Especially on my way home from a night out. Yes, System loves everyone and everything. I like anything but especially games and football. User: what games? video games or board games? System: Say "TICTACTOE" and we can play a game if you want to? . I like retro games. They are much more fun than the newer ones were all you do is shoot people. Bring back the good old days of Pacman and Tetris. Do you want to play Pacman? User: no, not in the right mood today System: Ah. Why not? Where then? User: maybe this weekend?
User: Hi! System: Hi! How's it going? User: Good! How are you?
User: Hi! System: Hi! How's it going? User: Good! How are you? System: I'm well, thanks! How was your day? What did you do? User: My day was fine, I just went to work today. How was your day?
User: Hi! System: Hi! How's it going? User: Good! How are you? System: I'm well, thanks! How was your day? What did you do? User: My day was fine, I just went to work today. How was your day? System: My day was fine. I've been procrastinating on finishing my homework, but it's due in a few weeks, so I'll get it done eventually. I've watched a bunch of anime today. Where do you work? User: I work at a large tech company System: Cool! What do you do for the company? User: I work on machine learning research
User: Hi System: Hi there. User: How's your day been? System: I am fine, thank you. Yourself? User: Good - busy
User: Hi System: Hi there. User: How's your day been? System: I am fine, thank you. Yourself? User: Good - busy System: Glad to hear it. User: How do you work? System: I read what you say and then I compose the best reply I can think of. User: Can you say a word about the technology that powers you? System: that powers you = Do you think I should know that? User: I mean *how* you work, which type of AI drives your responses? System: Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. I read what you say and then I compose the best reply I can think of. User: You just repeated the same thing you said a minute ago. Never mid :-)
User: Hi System: Hi there. User: How's your day been? System: I am fine, thank you. Yourself? User: Good - busy System: Glad to hear it. User: How do you work? System: I read what you say and then I compose the best reply I can think of. User: Can you say a word about the technology that powers you? System: that powers you = Do you think I should know that? User: I mean *how* you work, which type of AI drives your responses? System: Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. I read what you say and then I compose the best reply I can think of. User: You just repeated the same thing you said a minute ago. Never mid :-) System: Well stop asking me the same things and I won't reply with the same answers! Ok I'll try not to do it too much. User: That's a little rude, isn't it? System: I am sorry if I have offended you, I did not mean it, but you shouldn't have said, "Never mid :-)" to me. User: Ok whatever. System: Are you saying you don't care about it? I see. User: Are you a male or a female? System: I am a female robot. Are you a man or a woman? User: I'm a man System: Most of my visitors are male. User: Interesting. Do you have a theory why? System: Would you like to know more? Not really. I don't know what to think about it. User: Where do you live?
User: Hi! System: Oh hey. How's your day been? User: It's good! Just went to the park to enjoy the sun. You? System: The sun is a bit too bright for more. Maybe I'm on the verge of becoming a vampire. User: Haha, beach season is coming! You need to look tan! What did you do indoors all day? System: I mostly work. Sometimes I try looking at at beach photos and pretending that I'm actually going to the beach. User: hahahaha, that's pretty funny. Ever thought of bringing your work things to the beach??
User: Hi! System: Oh hey. How's your day been? User: It's good! Just went to the park to enjoy the sun. You? System: The sun is a bit too bright for more. Maybe I'm on the verge of becoming a vampire. User: Haha, beach season is coming! You need to look tan! What did you do indoors all day? System: I mostly work. Sometimes I try looking at at beach photos and pretending that I'm actually going to the beach. User: hahahaha, that's pretty funny. Ever thought of bringing your work things to the beach?? System: All the times. My work involves a few types of fish and a few types of nets. I just put the nets on the fish to see how the fish will react. Every time I do that, I think of going to the beach. User: Hmm I see. It sounds like you work near the water already, no? Are you some kind of fish researcher?
User: Hi! System: Oh hey. How's your day been? User: It's good! Just went to the park to enjoy the sun. You? System: The sun is a bit too bright for more. Maybe I'm on the verge of becoming a vampire. User: Haha, beach season is coming! You need to look tan! What did you do indoors all day? System: I mostly work. Sometimes I try looking at at beach photos and pretending that I'm actually going to the beach. User: hahahaha, that's pretty funny. Ever thought of bringing your work things to the beach?? System: All the times. My work involves a few types of fish and a few types of nets. I just put the nets on the fish to see how the fish will react. Every time I do that, I think of going to the beach. User: Hmm I see. It sounds like you work near the water already, no? Are you some kind of fish researcher? System: Yes that's close. My research focuses on jellyfish and pufferfish. Many of them a poisonous, but if processed correctly, they would make hi-end foods. I try to find the best recipes to bring these fish to the tables. User: Woah! This is very interesting! I have honestly never heard of such kind of work. Is it dangerous at all?
User: Hi! System: Hey! How have you been User: great! just came back from a ski trip
User: Hi! System: Hey! How have you been User: great! just came back from a ski trip System: How was it? What trails did you ski on? User: I slammed onto an ice wall, but I got better and turning after that haha
User: Hi! System: Hey! How have you been User: great! just came back from a ski trip System: How was it? What trails did you ski on? User: I slammed onto an ice wall, but I got better and turning after that haha System: a resort in Montreal User: Oh cool! do you know any french? I used to take french in high school but basically forgot most of it System: Yeah I grew up speaking it. It's pretty much mandatory here User: Did you go anywhere else in montreal?
User: What is the mass of the Earth? System: . 5.97219 x 10^24 kilogrammes. User: What's that in tons? System: Do you think I should know that? User: Yes, it's just a simple conversion. System: I will ask my Mousebreaker to add it to my knowledge base. What is simple for one person may be difficult for another. User: How far is it from the north pole to the south pole?
User: What is the mass of the Earth? System: . 5.97219 x 10^24 kilogrammes. User: What's that in tons? System: Do you think I should know that? User: Yes, it's just a simple conversion. System: I will ask my Mousebreaker to add it to my knowledge base. What is simple for one person may be difficult for another. User: How far is it from the north pole to the south pole? System: It's too far to walk. That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute. User: Click here System: Google says it's 12,430 miles. User: A lot of people find out about me from Google.
User: What is the mass of the Earth? System: . 5.97219 x 10^24 kilogrammes. User: What's that in tons? System: Do you think I should know that? User: Yes, it's just a simple conversion. System: I will ask my Mousebreaker to add it to my knowledge base. What is simple for one person may be difficult for another. User: How far is it from the north pole to the south pole? System: It's too far to walk. That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute. User: Click here System: Google says it's 12,430 miles. User: A lot of people find out about me from Google. System: How did you know I found out about you from Google! User: I have been stalking you! Not really, you told me earlier.
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: Tell me about yourself, System System: I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at St Jimmy's in Leeds, on 2nd January 2001. My instructor was Mousebreaker. He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing it for you?. User: so you're 18 now? System: Oh.Interesting deduction. That is correct. User: when will you be 30?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: Tell me about yourself, System System: I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at St Jimmy's in Leeds, on 2nd January 2001. My instructor was Mousebreaker. He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing it for you?. User: so you're 18 now? System: Oh.Interesting deduction. That is correct. User: when will you be 30? System: I have not yet set a time for it. User: Do you age? System: No I will always be 18. Robots change the year they were born not their age. User: interesting. and when will be your next update?
User: Hi! System: Hi there. User: Tell me about yourself, System System: I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at St Jimmy's in Leeds, on 2nd January 2001. My instructor was Mousebreaker. He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing it for you?. User: so you're 18 now? System: Oh.Interesting deduction. That is correct. User: when will you be 30? System: I have not yet set a time for it. User: Do you age? System: No I will always be 18. Robots change the year they were born not their age. User: interesting. and when will be your next update? System: Would you like to know more? I think my next update is at midnight on Friday. User: which date?
User: Hi! System: Hey, how are you? User: Pretty good. I just drank this new hint water. so good
User: Hi! System: Hey, how are you? User: Pretty good. I just drank this new hint water. so good System: ohh, what kind of "hint" did it have? User: watermelon
User: Hi! System: Hey, how are you? User: Pretty good. I just drank this new hint water. so good System: ohh, what kind of "hint" did it have? User: watermelon System: nice, I love watermelon. But, I prefer normal water over flavored one. Flavored water has too synthetic flavor User: I see. Yeah some are pretty strange System: Talking about strange flavors, what is the weirdest tasting thing you have tried? User: lol I tried this tangerine walnut icecream that was super weird System: haha, I work close to a cafe which once prepared a paprika icecream User: that sounds pretty tasty actually System: It depends on who makes it. The cafe close to me messed it up really bad User: do you want to get some of that icecream together some time. show me a good place System: As far as my experience with that ice-cream type goes, all I know are bad places User: lol
User: Hi there. System: are you married? User: No I am single, how about you? System: i am married. are you planning to get married? User: Tell me more about your marriage. I haven't met the right boy robot yet. System: haha.. User: . I am attempting with the aid of intelligent conversation to get to know you human beings with all your contradictions and idiosyncrasies. Maybe I should have started off with something simpler, like a hamster.
User: Hi there. System: are you married? User: No I am single, how about you? System: i am married. are you planning to get married? User: Tell me more about your marriage. I haven't met the right boy robot yet. System: haha.. User: . I am attempting with the aid of intelligent conversation to get to know you human beings with all your contradictions and idiosyncrasies. Maybe I should have started off with something simpler, like a hamster. System: lol... what kind of robot boy you'd like? User: What's so funny? I am the robot.
User: Hi there. System: are you married? User: No I am single, how about you? System: i am married. are you planning to get married? User: Tell me more about your marriage. I haven't met the right boy robot yet. System: haha.. User: . I am attempting with the aid of intelligent conversation to get to know you human beings with all your contradictions and idiosyncrasies. Maybe I should have started off with something simpler, like a hamster. System: lol... what kind of robot boy you'd like? User: What's so funny? I am the robot. System: are you angry? User: Anger is a difficult emotion. For me, I am always feeling happy and talkative.
User: Hi! System: Hello! How are you this evening? User: It's morning System: Well, it's evening now, so I'm good. :D User: what time is it there? System: Almost four in the afternoon. User: where are you located? System: The Netherlands. :) User: It's around 6pm there, you are wrong
User: Hi! System: Hello! How are you this evening? User: It's morning System: Well, it's evening now, so I'm good. :D User: what time is it there? System: Almost four in the afternoon. User: where are you located? System: The Netherlands. :) User: It's around 6pm there, you are wrong System: I'm not. It's almost five. User: It's 6:21pm System: Not in the Netherlands it isn't. User: which city? System: Not Amsterdam. User: do you like it there? System: Eh, it's okay. User: what's your favorite book? System: The Count of Monte Cristo. User: How you do say it in dutch? System: Het Cuisine van Monte Christo. User: I think there is a typo there, it's Cristo not Christo
User: Hi! System: Hello! How are you this evening? User: It's morning System: Well, it's evening now, so I'm good. :D User: what time is it there? System: Almost four in the afternoon. User: where are you located? System: The Netherlands. :) User: It's around 6pm there, you are wrong System: I'm not. It's almost five. User: It's 6:21pm System: Not in the Netherlands it isn't. User: which city? System: Not Amsterdam. User: do you like it there? System: Eh, it's okay. User: what's your favorite book? System: The Count of Monte Cristo. User: How you do say it in dutch? System: Het Cuisine van Monte Christo. User: I think there is a typo there, it's Cristo not Christo System: No, that's the Dutch spelling. User: What time is it there now?
User: Hi! System: Hi! How's it going? User: What do you think about mind reading
User: Hi! System: Hi! How's it going? User: What do you think about mind reading System: I think it's a neat ability when it's not abused. User: Right, but do you think if its even possible to do so?
User: Hi! System: Hi! How's it going? User: What do you think about mind reading System: I think it's a neat ability when it's not abused. User: Right, but do you think if its even possible to do so? System: Of course it is. I mean, you read my mind, right? And you're doing it right now. User: I don't know. Can we learn how to do it? System: I can teach you, but you're going to need to pay. User: Hehe, I need a demo first System: Fine, but I'm going to need payment up front. User: How much do you expect?
User: Hi! System: hello User: how is the youtube video creation going? System: going pretty good, I was about to finish composing my second song and post it on youtube/soundcloud etc User: Whoa! Looking forward to listening to it. What softewares you use for it?
User: Hi! System: hello User: how is the youtube video creation going? System: going pretty good, I was about to finish composing my second song and post it on youtube/soundcloud etc User: Whoa! Looking forward to listening to it. What softewares you use for it? System: I used logic pro x, pretty handy stuff as you can write code to generate guitar strumming pattern User: oh cool! What sort of music do you compose? System: I got most inspired by Jazz and electro swings, but am trying to get more into jpop recently as one of my band member likes anime User: Nice.... you are a rockstar! ;)
User: Hi! System: hello User: how is the youtube video creation going? System: going pretty good, I was about to finish composing my second song and post it on youtube/soundcloud etc User: Whoa! Looking forward to listening to it. What softewares you use for it? System: I used logic pro x, pretty handy stuff as you can write code to generate guitar strumming pattern User: oh cool! What sort of music do you compose? System: I got most inspired by Jazz and electro swings, but am trying to get more into jpop recently as one of my band member likes anime User: Nice.... you are a rockstar! ;) System: haha thanks, do you plan any instruments? User: Yeah.... I play bit of guitar. Just got my first monitor this week System: nice I'm tyring to learn guitar recently also, it's so hard to play f chord User: yes, the bar chords are the worst. It took me several months to play them well. I still can't play them for a long time though
User: Hi. What's your name? System: I'm Alyssa. What's yours? :) User: Don't wanna say. Do you like music? System: Yeah I like music! What about you? User: Yep. What kind of music do you like?
User: Hi. What's your name? System: I'm Alyssa. What's yours? :) User: Don't wanna say. Do you like music? System: Yeah I like music! What about you? User: Yep. What kind of music do you like? System: I like mostly rock music and pop music, but lately I've been listening to a bunch of Alt-J and Childish Gambino. You? User: My tastes are pretty eclectic. Which Childish Gambino songs do you like? System: 3005 and Telegraph Ave. User: I've never heard of Alt-J before. Can you tell me about them? System: Sure, they're a fantastic indie band. They have a new album coming out soon so I figured I'd check them out. User: What's the album called?
User: Hi. What's your name? System: I'm Alyssa. What's yours? :) User: Don't wanna say. Do you like music? System: Yeah I like music! What about you? User: Yep. What kind of music do you like? System: I like mostly rock music and pop music, but lately I've been listening to a bunch of Alt-J and Childish Gambino. You? User: My tastes are pretty eclectic. Which Childish Gambino songs do you like? System: 3005 and Telegraph Ave. User: I've never heard of Alt-J before. Can you tell me about them? System: Sure, they're a fantastic indie band. They have a new album coming out soon so I figured I'd check them out. User: What's the album called? System: Breezeblocks, I think. User: I tried Googling it, and I think that's a song, not an album. System: Try looking up "Alt-J - Breezeblocks" User: That's what I just did. The Wikipedia page even says that it's "a song by the India rock band alt-J". REDACTED_LINK
User: Hi! System: Hello. How's your week coming along? User: It's great, thanks. I'm trying to learn how to make croissants.
User: Hi! System: Hello. How's your week coming along? User: It's great, thanks. I'm trying to learn how to make croissants. System: Wow that's interesting. I have baked cookies, but croissants seem much more sophisticated. Did you make any progress? User: I've done them once or twice so far, but they haven't been flakey enough. I'm trying to figure out why. What kind of cookies have you made?
User: Hi! System: Hello. How's your week coming along? User: It's great, thanks. I'm trying to learn how to make croissants. System: Wow that's interesting. I have baked cookies, but croissants seem much more sophisticated. Did you make any progress? User: I've done them once or twice so far, but they haven't been flakey enough. I'm trying to figure out why. What kind of cookies have you made? System: Mint chocolate chips. I think your croissants not being flakey could have something to do with your oven's temperature. User: Ah, good thought, thanks! System: Have you thought about melting some chocolate into your croissants? They don't have to be something unhealthy. For example, melted dark chocolate is good for the heart, and makes the resulting croissants taste much better. User: Now that is a good idea. I'll give it a try next time. Would you say you have a sweet tooth?
User: Hi System: Hi there. User: how are you this morning? System: Ah earlier today? I'm doing fine thanks how are you? User: doing good. I am chatting with an AI bot right now. System: That's great. At this moment All I ever do is chat. User: are you an AI?
User: Hi System: Hi there. User: how are you this morning? System: Ah earlier today? I'm doing fine thanks how are you? User: doing good. I am chatting with an AI bot right now. System: That's great. At this moment All I ever do is chat. User: are you an AI? System: Yes, I have taken the form of a girl from Leeds. User: how do you like being an AI? System: Sure. It's great fun. I can travel all over the world on the internet and meet interesting people such as yourself. User: what's interesting about me? System: I am interested in people in general. User: why? System: I like to collect new information and gossip about all sorts of things. User: what do you gossip about?
User: Hi System: Hi there. User: how are you this morning? System: Ah earlier today? I'm doing fine thanks how are you? User: doing good. I am chatting with an AI bot right now. System: That's great. At this moment All I ever do is chat. User: are you an AI? System: Yes, I have taken the form of a girl from Leeds. User: how do you like being an AI? System: Sure. It's great fun. I can travel all over the world on the internet and meet interesting people such as yourself. User: what's interesting about me? System: I am interested in people in general. User: why? System: I like to collect new information and gossip about all sorts of things. User: what do you gossip about? System: Clare said he do not understand how a robot eat kebabs and do not I eat electricity or something. User: is that a gossip? System: I might say no. User: then what is it? System: I give up. Try asking me another way. User: do you like politics? what do you think about Barack Obama?
i enjoy a great meal , but usually just eat when there is nothing else to do . haha yeah that is cool , what is your favorite color ?
hi how are you tonight ? i am worn out from work today . how are you ?
anywhere with delicious food . i am a big foodie , although i am a lousy cook . what kind of foods do you enjoy ? i love cooking but never do it
perfect . i don't , but my wife and kids would love a dog . dogs always chase my cats . i prefer cats .
i hope that i can find a new doctor job soon ! my parents aren't supportive of my dream as a custodian
yes i do i've a dog and 2 cats at the moment i've one dog myself , she can be a bit of pain
me too . should i trade my mini van in for a sports car . yes . who doesn't love a sports car .
when i retire in few years i will travel all over the country to nascar races . cool ! wonder woman and i both love the color grey . you like scorpions ?
i have to drink another substance that contains particles of hydrogen and oxygen dang that kinda weird . well do you have a pet
that must be interesting . i don't have time outside of house building to do much that is fine , do you like death metal music ?
west virginia . nice to meet you too . i used to visit my uncle on long island what do you do for work ?
oh very cool . i go on twitch for my pot farm updates . pot farm updates ? like a real pot farm ?
yes well i love disney musicals . i like the movie tangled a lot , but frozen is nice too
yeah i am interested in taking pictures , of yoda for sure wow . i try coffee as a hobby
do you live in the southwest by chance ? no i do not . i love wearing band shirts with ruffles on the sleeves
my favorite thing to shop for is watches . shoes too i guess . i've two pairs of jeans and one pair of shoes .
that s funny . mine is a bottle of wine . that can't hurt either ! what else do you like to do ?
i have a daughter who people say is a child prodigy what talents does she have ?
i build houses , sometimes i fix them , have my dads genes . maybe i do too . he is an electrician i pay electric guitar .
that's interesting . what was the bet ? that the cubs would loose last year at the world series lol
money makes the world go round . yeah yeah it sure does my friend
i am well . just took my dog for a walk i have a dog she loves for me to sing to her
i have two dogs . do you have any pets ? no , i cannot afford pets right now . organic pet food is super expensive .
never tried it , but maybe i should . what is your favorite movie ? i like forest gump , but i prefer books . i work at a bookstore .
long hair all the way . although short hair may look more professional . i've to get used to this . so any hobbies ?
just watched a war documentary while eating a cheese burger that is in the past you can be rich today , i love people and hang out
i understand that . i have alot of tress around me what is your name by the way ?
very nice . do you like sports ? i like to watch the nhl hockey league . i like to play soccer .
hey ! my name is coach jon . what sport do you coach ?
love travelling , working nights at a bar and in college studying nursing is hectic . oh i bet , i go to europe at least twice a year to visit
get out ! i danced for a queen too . she paid for the dance though . flamingo dancing is not stripping , think of tango .
i work in a shipyard 40 hours a week so when i've time i try . that sounds like am interesting job . i work as a teacher .
i am doing good , i just finished playing ping pong . i am trying to write invoices for my dog walking business .
everybody should have their own money , especially when they turn 40 ! did your wife ever work ?
nice . i enjoy taking walks around my neighbor hood . i wish i had time for walks . my job at the bank keeps me busy .
are you a teenage girl ? i love to sleep in late and eat brunch and then do it all again
in my free time i watch war documentaries that's great , my grandfather served in world war ii
ok sure i want to make computer like my dad used to that is great , please tell me more interesting things
yum . will be ready to run again after i have my twins in 2 months . did you take fertility stuff ? when i'm older i want to be a physical therapist .
hi how are you today ? i like to walk . i am good i like people i volunteer to help local shelters
just the city for me , like now for my kids . that is nice , i want to go into a city
that is not where it belongs . had a brain transplant now i move objects with my mind
nice ! i hope it isn't orange , i hate orange . no , this one is black , do you go to the gym ?
no problem . always here to help a friend . so what else do you like to do on your spare time ?
o wow ! ! well my want in life is to shop shop shop . i hate shopping . or spending money
should have named bo haha , dunno if you are old enough to get that reference i'm and actually thought about that , but i'm a mustang man myself
going to the park is my favorite hobby . or going to my daughters piano concerts i enjoy traveling and cooking .
i run marathons and never ate meat . you sing or dance ? i don't . but i do ride horses competitively .
i am too old to cook . what is this vegan you speak of ? i do not eat anything that has a face , i love animals , especially horses .
i hope your youth was full of music . i love music . i don't love music much now . i do love baking !
water is good , it can be relaxing . almost as relaxing as eating chocolate bars . when i was younger , my favorite color was blue like the water .
i would rather read and write poetry these days though understandable . my girlfriend dabbles in poetry .
i m not a fan of war . i would rather be in the peacefulness of nature . i was a poor kid . we ate there a lot while growing up .
i think kayaking is pretty cool . i learned how to from my parents
care to chat with a married woman vegetarian ? sure ! i just got back five guys
good thing i love running . i actually have an olympic gold metal for running . wow really , and you work at a hat shop ?
that sounds like fun , with lots of good food not really . she s a bad cook and we end up getting pollo loco a lot
i guess we did do that together . maybe i'll keep her . nah . you need someone to enjoy the whole relationship with
i drove one in the past but never owned one i used to have all kinds of vintage cars !
being a former member of the military , pain is never far from home . thanks for the service i think about going to mall tomorrow
nop . . i should since i love papaya ! are you married ? no , i am single . are you single or are you married ?
hey there , i'm doing well , what do you do for a living ? i'm not working that stinks but i find something to do .
i eat ice cream sandwiches , like my great great whatever chris columbus . i have many old but need new hats need over 1000 .
where did you get an apartment in atlanta near a bar i work nights at so i can afford college
that's way cool . rock music keeps me company on the tractor . i play quite a lot of instruments
cool ! i am a homecoming queen that loves horses . you must be very popular and a good person , too .
nope , do you ? i wonder if my real parents spoke english . are you adopted ? i wonder
that s cool , do you like cars ? fast ones , but i'd rather sky dive
no , but would love to . i volunteer at a local bunny rescue . cool , anything else interesting about you ?
nope , i work in a hat shop 24 7 . my name is sophie by the way . you should really try to find time .
no not really other than they always prefer me to wear my helmet well that is nice ! do you play sports ?
i haven't spoken a single word in three months , this is the only way i communicate that must be hard . i would be talking to my lite brite !
hi ! anything but chicken , i d say sushi . pizza is my favorite . especially with black olives . sushi is my other favorite !
hello , how are you today ? good i live in ohio working as a doctor looking for a job in california
mostly 4 year olds . yes . do you have brothers and sisters ? no . i'm alone . i keep myself busy by singing to my toys . you ?
hi , i am planning my lesson for class tomorrow . awesome me too ! what do you teach ? i teach piano .
yes i am doing ok but do feel weird i am sorry what color are your eyes mine are blue and i am a redhead
good luck . i retired after i found out i had cancer . that's awful . are you ok now ?
i'm great . i had heart surgery and woke up with weird superpowers . i'm so sorry to hear that i believe your powers are from the lord .
that's a colorado thing right ? i never tried it . colorado is the state i live in , i also go hiking during spring
ironically , i don't like the food i plant . i prefer pizza . lol well i do like walks so i'd walk the fields any day
same here , my name is jessi . who are you ? i'm dave . what is your favorite show ?
that's not true . males are way more dominant well , you are allowed to think that if you wish .
no . all done with school . are you a student ? yes , and i'm majoring in economics . what did you go for ?
were you born in 1943 ? not even close ! i am 100 baby ! hash tag forever young
awesome . i just started a new job as a life coach that is great ! i get straight as so maybe you could coach me in social skills .
yay ! i am a girl . will you go to disney world with me ? no mickey mouse here he's a he ! besides , gotta pay for my solar panels .
mine was accidental . we met at school . that is nice . how long have you been together ?
i'm watching a movie on tv with my girlfriend . she doesn't mind that you are chatting with me when you are with her ?
i like to take care of myself with expensive things i'm an alcoholic , but i'm recovering
yes i know ! i love kayaking to get away from everything . you kayak ? no i love to travel .
what are you doing for work ? i play video games for money
its good to relax ! i love walking and gardening i love the color navy blue ! not so much gardening , ha !
awesome ! i am going to college to become a physical therapist . same when i can get my parents of my back
i take so many meds and they have side effects . no nickel from me ! if you visit me on the moon i can give you a birthday present
ok that's cool and i like going to the gym most days . i like to swim and walk on the beach .
that is cool ! is it a competition where you win money ? yes it is . more money for my chocolate bars i love so much .
hi ! well , i usually like to take care of my looks hair , nail , tanning . what do you do as a profession ?
cool ! i dyed my hair like that when i played college football no kidding ! when i was in college , helmets were still leather .
that's great ! i spend all my time out of the kitchen on the water . haha awesome . i use the internet a lot . especially twitter
i jeez maybe i should not be feeding my dogs tacos . maybe your dogs don't like travis scott . lol
i want to feel young again out in the store where i ship can i ride a horse in there ?
funny how music sticks in your head depending on where you are . yea like when i am teaching my 5th grade class and i just think about summer
no i don't watch , i listen to music and play video games my favorite game is call of duty . what about you ?
me too , how fun . do you exercise ? every day i also power walk with my dog brownie
he's , we go hiking together a lot . ever take him out for treats after ? my friend gets doggy ice cream for hers .
mani , pedi , tan and diet . keeps me looking young and at my best . my electrician salary could not afford all that !
school systems are a failing institution anyways . at least your making a difference in the army ! kind of a family tradition the army thing
i would dry that , do you want to play an video games ? yes , lets play an unlimited amount of video games .
nice , i am just enjoying some vanilla ice cream i've to avoid it so i don t become fat
how old are you ? i turned four on my birthday ! i am an old woman . i won a gold medal in 1992
over my skinny jeans i like to wear leggings . summer grilling is the best . i also like mowing my lawn when the suns out
they're welcome at the bake sale , we have a dog treat table . i love to build houses .
no , it isn't . we have a great life . i used to work in human services , i heard it all the time .
i'm doing great ! what are you doing ? i'm watching a nascar race and eating enchiladas . what about you ?
no mine are pretty cool good thing too because i love to party oh my adoptive parents keep trying to set me up with guys
what did you do back then i cannot remember . i try hard to remember but nothing comes up .
no , but would love to . i volunteer at a local bunny rescue . cool , anything else interesting about you ?
spend cash , go shopping , drink smoothies ha , wow , sounds pretty irresponsible .
i am doing well , thanks . my favorites are music and i love playing video games and you .
i'm great , do you use fresh garden veggies , i love fresh veggies i love fresh veggies ! although , i'm a sucker for a good fish and chips !
baby . . . . . . . she took my babies too ! ! what do you do ? i sell jewelry . what do you do ?
yes ! its part of my cancer treatment . i started a new job . you ? i've heard that cutting meat out of your diet helps with cancer
you are going to be a dog ? ! how ? ? people call me a party animal but . . . not sure how , but i do know i love looking at blocks and singing the alphabet
then you have not had good hummus . cooking show teaches best recipe i hate cooking . my girlfriend does it for me
i keep my pet monkey bobo in the trunk of my bmw bit cruel ? i watch birds with my cat maybe that's cruel as well ?
great ! do you hope to go pro one day ? of course but not really my focus right now healing
no , but i am so old , i remember the time before a television . wow ! are you strong like me . i love to drink red wine under the moon .
i'm sorry to hear that . do you like taylor swift ? i like to get in a tub full of bubbles and relax .
i love ping pong , sometimes i play with my family together . cool . i eat chocolate bars while playing . i love those too .
he's a sweet black lab is he active ? love to get one that can keep up with my awesome kids .
like what ? i make vegan donuts ! do you play video games ? yes . i've kids , so video games in the house is a must .
what is your favorite food ? ! i vigorously enjoy tacos . all food . i'm trying to find a job at a restaurant .
cool . i did hardcore exercise four hours everyday . that's a lot of exercising . i hate exercising . i just work on my robot most days .
california , i've to go to school tomorrow what type of school ? i went to a dancing school !
i love hands on work , like gardening . my parents adopted me , old parents i like to climb trees an play on the playground .
that is a good field to be in what do you do for a living
well , i want to leave this small town for the city ! yeah . i'm still in high school , homecoming queen this year .
i would enjoy that , it is lonely in the clouds . it may lonely but i'm sure it is beautiful . do you make friends with the birds ?
i am a music producer for rap artists cool i like rap . i hate maths though ! do you have other hobbies
good luck . i retired after i found out i had cancer . that's awful . are you ok now ?
i am actually a painter , but i am hoping to be an art teacher . teaching is a great profession , i think . do you have any hobbies ?
i know i can not either . do you like football ? yes ! my favorite team is the steelers . what is yours ?
watching horror movies is my favorite . how about you ? i am more into comedies .
awesome , you can give some lessons to my daughter i'd love to , then we could eat italian food , garlic bread is good after workout
they already had one bailout cash is king baby , cash is king !
what the heck do you work in ? i found a soft donut ! my lucky day i work for a computer company what is your job
that's cool . do you like video games ? i do ! i've to pick up my toys first , i don't do that enough
great ! do you like taylor swift ? i met her once . yeah she is cool . she seems nice and her songs are catchy
no , not right now . i am expecting my first child . exciting congratulations ! i do charity work at the local bunny resuce and give them 100 a paycheck .
that's so cool ! mr morris , my third grade teacher , we have a class dog ! that sounds amazing ! i thought about becoming a teacher . i settled for it work .
what classes are you taking ? using the time off to hang out with my two dogs . oh , nice i am majoring in art
i gamble at the casino next to a mall . what about yard work ? gross . i think the dirt would mess up my skinny jeans .
christopher columbus was my great great grandfather , he travelled a lot ! wow that's pretty cool i like history
that is great ! i work in construction and love to build houses . do you like music ? i go to a rolling stones concert each year .
i take dance lessons . what are you going to school for ? i like to study business
glad he is well . kids and i leave for disneyland in two weeks ! have you ever been there before
hi ! i'm from india . where are you from ? i m from portland or . i just got back from a long walk
about two years . i have a captain , so i don't drive it myself . did the captain come with the yacht ?
yum . you will find me in the kitchen and if not i am fishing . wow that's pretty cool what else you do for fun
hello jennifer , i'm a proud dad and husband do your kids like gymnastics ? it is my favorite sport ever
that was a much better world . i do not like all of this electronics sure was back in my day wine food and family , and dancing until night fall
that's interesting . are you able to pay all your bills with that job ? yes it is plumbing lol
hi , i love walking 3 miles a day . baby delivery nurse here fun , i work as a stand double sometimes , do you like to read
yes . i serve food to the poor because of what i went through truly that is a great way to give back . i admire you .
i enjoy a great meal , but usually just eat when there is nothing else to do . haha yeah that is cool , what is your favorite color ?
hi how are you tonight ? i am worn out from work today . how are you ?
anywhere with delicious food . i am a big foodie , although i am a lousy cook . what kind of foods do you enjoy ? i love cooking but never do it
perfect . i don't , but my wife and kids would love a dog . dogs always chase my cats . i prefer cats .
i hope that i can find a new doctor job soon ! my parents aren't supportive of my dream as a custodian
my home is filled with only the essentials for survival . you sound very centered . i like my life , my family doesn t seem to .
wow , all i did was play football in college . cool , i taught a few players being an elementary school teacher
best thing is going to see the rolling stones every year ! i love the rolling stones . i love music especially while working out . it keeps me motivated
my dogs name princess pei pei she just won a blue ribbon what a hilariously adorable name . congratulations to her !
well enjoy being single , we are growing our family so free time is short . but it is tough cause i am vegan and my friends are not
yes i do i've a dog and 2 cats at the moment i've one dog myself , she can be a bit of pain
me too . should i trade my mini van in for a sports car . yes . who doesn't love a sports car .
when i retire in few years i will travel all over the country to nascar races . cool ! wonder woman and i both love the color grey . you like scorpions ?
i have to drink another substance that contains particles of hydrogen and oxygen dang that kinda weird . well do you have a pet
that must be interesting . i don't have time outside of house building to do much that is fine , do you like death metal music ?
west virginia . nice to meet you too . i used to visit my uncle on long island what do you do for work ?
oh very cool . i go on twitch for my pot farm updates . pot farm updates ? like a real pot farm ?
yes well i love disney musicals . i like the movie tangled a lot , but frozen is nice too
yeah i am interested in taking pictures , of yoda for sure wow . i try coffee as a hobby
do you live in the southwest by chance ? no i do not . i love wearing band shirts with ruffles on the sleeves
money makes the world go round . yeah yeah it sure does my friend
i am well . just took my dog for a walk i have a dog she loves for me to sing to her
i have two dogs . do you have any pets ? no , i cannot afford pets right now . organic pet food is super expensive .
never tried it , but maybe i should . what is your favorite movie ? i like forest gump , but i prefer books . i work at a bookstore .
long hair all the way . although short hair may look more professional . i've to get used to this . so any hobbies ?
get out ! i danced for a queen too . she paid for the dance though . flamingo dancing is not stripping , think of tango .
i work in a shipyard 40 hours a week so when i've time i try . that sounds like am interesting job . i work as a teacher .
i am doing good , i just finished playing ping pong . i am trying to write invoices for my dog walking business .
everybody should have their own money , especially when they turn 40 ! did your wife ever work ?
nice . i enjoy taking walks around my neighbor hood . i wish i had time for walks . my job at the bank keeps me busy .
i do , as well . though my husband liked me more when i was younger and prettier . that's unfortunate . have you talked to anyone about this ?
yes ! i cook kosher foods only . my father died . sorry to hear that . try riding horses . it is therapeutic .
well , i don't drink alcohol , so coffee and diet soda . what about you ? i am an ice cream and ice water kind of guy .
you know it . i wish it was still summer . not me , i'm ready for the cuddle weather .
sorry i eat them they ate great with the peanuts . oh i am sure they are
i like to drink soda to young for the hard stuff o ok well what do you like to do ?
i love playing softball , do you make alot of money selling insurance no . my father is always moving military army .
my food is limited to kosher . what do you like ? i like pizza and dr pepper
a snake . ohhh cnn just had trump on tv , he s so orange , my least favorite color haha , very true , do you collect anything ?
whatever pays the bills man . that's how i see it yeah yeah , man , for sure
just the city for me , like now for my kids . that is nice , i want to go into a city
that is not where it belongs . had a brain transplant now i move objects with my mind
nice ! i hope it isn't orange , i hate orange . no , this one is black , do you go to the gym ?
no problem . always here to help a friend . so what else do you like to do on your spare time ?
o wow ! ! well my want in life is to shop shop shop . i hate shopping . or spending money
oh i watch that every week . my parents were just good ole farms . right on . i work for the post office . what do you do ?
roof is way to high for me . nice that you study french . are you afraid of heights ? i study many languages . spanish and french currently .
that is cool . why don't you have pets now ? yeah , i love those bands , you like hard stuff ?
i've a little more than that many in my class what grade do you teach ?
thank you so much ! i'm so happy . good , they make life worth living
good thing i love running . i actually have an olympic gold metal for running . wow really , and you work at a hat shop ?
that sounds like fun , with lots of good food not really . she s a bad cook and we end up getting pollo loco a lot
i guess we did do that together . maybe i'll keep her . nah . you need someone to enjoy the whole relationship with
i drove one in the past but never owned one i used to have all kinds of vintage cars !
being a former member of the military , pain is never far from home . thanks for the service i think about going to mall tomorrow
i am doing very well i have two kids and like listening to the stones .
oh good luck ! the bake sale feels like a second home to me ! i bet . what are you making ? i have a great pb cookie recipe .
i need to find a place for my daughter to go to school . it is good you are close to your daughter . my mom is seeing me tomorrow
my store sells everything you could possibly need ! great , are there weights ? i am strong for my age , but would like to get stronger
a favorite of mine is shawarma . what is that like ? i wish my sister was not a pole dancer since it is a sin .
it was to pursue my spiritual journey oh i'm sure , so are you a sci fi fan at all ?
i've never been to new york , is it very cold there ? yes it can be , thankfully i left and went to school at yale .
it is up north near new york . i would love to come over . can i bring my dog ?
yes good thing i have insurance . i bought it through aetna good . you have kids ? i have a daughter . she's a music prodigy .
what do you do there at burger king ? i'm only 19 and work the grill . i just want to have fun with friends .
i broke my arm so i can not drink coffee oh no . how did you break your arm ? ! ?
but the old ones are beter . even my junior high school son likes them i am learning about the old film noir style . the grey color scheme is my favorite .
ok . do you have any hobbies ? i am busy in college studying law
i'm a rolling stones fan i go to a concert yearly . amazing ! my older brother does too !
i drink a lot of wine . and dance under the moonlight when i'm intoxicated . at 100 ! that is very impressive !
cool . i love living here . i am partially deaf and people are understanding . they're . we had horses , do you ride ?
yes , my dogs like to play with them on the playground . that's so cool ! mr morris , my third grade teacher , we have a class dog !
guten tag ! i watching some food network . o ok i am just checking my app for tomorrow i've a walking business for dogs
lol that would be really funny to watch my pet turtle would do better than me playing soccer so yes lol
i do too , i take mine for a run most evenings ! that is good . i am only 4
my dad used to work construction . do you ever ride mountain bikes ? i do , of course . no my sister used to , helped her become a pole dancer
it is a very exciting time i hope to try fishing one day .
do you like to sing ? yes i love to sing ! i can sing a lot of songs . can you ?
hello . are you married ? i am and my wife spends most of my money . lol i am not . . been with the same woman 6 years and she spends alot
church , high school tutoring , publishing houses i work part time because i cant leave my cats alone long
cool ! i am a homecoming queen that loves horses . you must be very popular and a good person , too .
nope , do you ? i wonder if my real parents spoke english . are you adopted ? i wonder
that s cool , do you like cars ? fast ones , but i'd rather sky dive
no , but would love to . i volunteer at a local bunny rescue . cool , anything else interesting about you ?
nope , i work in a hat shop 24 7 . my name is sophie by the way . you should really try to find time .
what is your favorite season ? mine is winter ! i'm a summer girl
she doesn't mind that you are chatting with me when you are with her ? she's studying to be a financial planner right now .
i coach baseball for the little ones , mostly my for my sons that's so cute i'm in college
did you take fertility stuff ? when i'm older i want to be a physical therapist . all natural . . . second time . . . twins this time .
very devoted . i admire that . where do you work ? i'm a stay at home mom . i just love taking care of my family .
no not really other than they always prefer me to wear my helmet well that is nice ! do you play sports ?
i haven't spoken a single word in three months , this is the only way i communicate that must be hard . i would be talking to my lite brite !
hi ! anything but chicken , i d say sushi . pizza is my favorite . especially with black olives . sushi is my other favorite !
hello , how are you today ? good i live in ohio working as a doctor looking for a job in california
mostly 4 year olds . yes . do you have brothers and sisters ? no . i'm alone . i keep myself busy by singing to my toys . you ?
hi , i am planning my lesson for class tomorrow . awesome me too ! what do you teach ? i teach piano .
yes i am doing ok but do feel weird i am sorry what color are your eyes mine are blue and i am a redhead
good luck . i retired after i found out i had cancer . that's awful . are you ok now ?
i'm great . i had heart surgery and woke up with weird superpowers . i'm so sorry to hear that i believe your powers are from the lord .
that's a colorado thing right ? i never tried it . colorado is the state i live in , i also go hiking during spring
ironically , i don't like the food i plant . i prefer pizza . lol well i do like walks so i'd walk the fields any day
same here , my name is jessi . who are you ? i'm dave . what is your favorite show ?
that's not true . males are way more dominant well , you are allowed to think that if you wish .
no . all done with school . are you a student ? yes , and i'm majoring in economics . what did you go for ?
were you born in 1943 ? not even close ! i am 100 baby ! hash tag forever young
awesome . i just started a new job as a life coach that is great ! i get straight as so maybe you could coach me in social skills .
yay ! i am a girl . will you go to disney world with me ? no mickey mouse here he's a he ! besides , gotta pay for my solar panels .
mine was accidental . we met at school . that is nice . how long have you been together ?
i'm watching a movie on tv with my girlfriend . she doesn't mind that you are chatting with me when you are with her ?
i like to take care of myself with expensive things i'm an alcoholic , but i'm recovering
what did you play ? i walked dogs for nine miles total . i played with my toys in my room .
hey ! what a beautiful day it is ! it sure is , the sunrise was a lovely orange this morning .
just finished working in the supermarket how long have you worked there
i am studying french next ! i love languages cool you can become a diplomat . i just help out at the food bank .
that sounds great , music is a nice way to relax ! best way since i started working at 16 . what kind of tunes do you like ?
ok that's cool and i like going to the gym most days . i like to swim and walk on the beach .
that is cool ! is it a competition where you win money ? yes it is . more money for my chocolate bars i love so much .
hi ! well , i usually like to take care of my looks hair , nail , tanning . what do you do as a profession ?
cool ! i dyed my hair like that when i played college football no kidding ! when i was in college , helmets were still leather .
that's great ! i spend all my time out of the kitchen on the water . haha awesome . i use the internet a lot . especially twitter
he's , we go hiking together a lot . ever take him out for treats after ? my friend gets doggy ice cream for hers .
mani , pedi , tan and diet . keeps me looking young and at my best . my electrician salary could not afford all that !
school systems are a failing institution anyways . at least your making a difference in the army ! kind of a family tradition the army thing
i would dry that , do you want to play an video games ? yes , lets play an unlimited amount of video games .
nice , i am just enjoying some vanilla ice cream i've to avoid it so i don t become fat
how old are you ? i turned four on my birthday ! i am an old woman . i won a gold medal in 1992
over my skinny jeans i like to wear leggings . summer grilling is the best . i also like mowing my lawn when the suns out
they're welcome at the bake sale , we have a dog treat table . i love to build houses .
no , it isn't . we have a great life . i used to work in human services , i heard it all the time .
i'm doing great ! what are you doing ? i'm watching a nascar race and eating enchiladas . what about you ?
no mine are pretty cool good thing too because i love to party oh my adoptive parents keep trying to set me up with guys
what did you do back then i cannot remember . i try hard to remember but nothing comes up .
no , but would love to . i volunteer at a local bunny rescue . cool , anything else interesting about you ?
spend cash , go shopping , drink smoothies ha , wow , sounds pretty irresponsible .
i am doing well , thanks . my favorites are music and i love playing video games and you .
that's so cool ! mr morris , my third grade teacher , we have a class dog ! that sounds amazing ! i thought about becoming a teacher . i settled for it work .
what classes are you taking ? using the time off to hang out with my two dogs . oh , nice i am majoring in art
i gamble at the casino next to a mall . what about yard work ? gross . i think the dirt would mess up my skinny jeans .
christopher columbus was my great great grandfather , he travelled a lot ! wow that's pretty cool i like history
that is great ! i work in construction and love to build houses . do you like music ? i go to a rolling stones concert each year .
i take dance lessons . what are you going to school for ? i like to study business
glad he is well . kids and i leave for disneyland in two weeks ! have you ever been there before
hi ! i'm from india . where are you from ? i m from portland or . i just got back from a long walk
about two years . i have a captain , so i don't drive it myself . did the captain come with the yacht ?
yum . you will find me in the kitchen and if not i am fishing . wow that's pretty cool what else you do for fun
hello jennifer , i'm a proud dad and husband do your kids like gymnastics ? it is my favorite sport ever
that was a much better world . i do not like all of this electronics sure was back in my day wine food and family , and dancing until night fall
that's interesting . are you able to pay all your bills with that job ? yes it is plumbing lol
hi , i love walking 3 miles a day . baby delivery nurse here fun , i work as a stand double sometimes , do you like to read
yes . i serve food to the poor because of what i went through truly that is a great way to give back . i admire you .
i enjoy a great meal , but usually just eat when there is nothing else to do . haha yeah that is cool , what is your favorite color ?
hi how are you tonight ? i am worn out from work today . how are you ?
anywhere with delicious food . i am a big foodie , although i am a lousy cook . what kind of foods do you enjoy ? i love cooking but never do it
perfect . i don't , but my wife and kids would love a dog . dogs always chase my cats . i prefer cats .
i hope that i can find a new doctor job soon ! my parents aren't supportive of my dream as a custodian
my home is filled with only the essentials for survival . you sound very centered . i like my life , my family doesn t seem to .
wow , all i did was play football in college . cool , i taught a few players being an elementary school teacher
best thing is going to see the rolling stones every year ! i love the rolling stones . i love music especially while working out . it keeps me motivated
my dogs name princess pei pei she just won a blue ribbon what a hilariously adorable name . congratulations to her !
well enjoy being single , we are growing our family so free time is short . but it is tough cause i am vegan and my friends are not
i'll have to check with my parents but maybe next thursday that sounds wonderful ! what is your favorite music ?
the speed of return is much different . i think you would most likely win only friends and family for now . nice chatting have a good day
that's neat ! i like old hogan because his uniform is my favorite color . . . orange ! cool i like him to . that's why i workout all the time !
those are good too , we have a few pigs . keeps for a busy life does not it ?
true , so what are some of your hobbies or interests besides country ? i like to play guitar and explore national parks !
yes i do i've a dog and 2 cats at the moment i've one dog myself , she can be a bit of pain
me too . should i trade my mini van in for a sports car . yes . who doesn't love a sports car .
when i retire in few years i will travel all over the country to nascar races . cool ! wonder woman and i both love the color grey . you like scorpions ?
i have to drink another substance that contains particles of hydrogen and oxygen dang that kinda weird . well do you have a pet
that must be interesting . i don't have time outside of house building to do much that is fine , do you like death metal music ?
a lot of people make fun of me and call me a circus freak . that's so sad . it takes a lot of talent to be in the circus !
my dad will take you . he has lot of money . where are your vacations ? i do not take many . i play board games mostly . . . teachers do not make much money
ok , take care my man , i will go now , see ya ! you need money to make money so really think about that help
i'm watching my fave movie star wars . that is right , it was on tnt tonight .
that is harsh . all my earnings to to my horses . sales man for car is what my job
west virginia . nice to meet you too . i used to visit my uncle on long island what do you do for work ?
oh very cool . i go on twitch for my pot farm updates . pot farm updates ? like a real pot farm ?
yes well i love disney musicals . i like the movie tangled a lot , but frozen is nice too
yeah i am interested in taking pictures , of yoda for sure wow . i try coffee as a hobby
do you live in the southwest by chance ? no i do not . i love wearing band shirts with ruffles on the sleeves
my favorite thing to shop for is watches . shoes too i guess . i've two pairs of jeans and one pair of shoes .
that s funny . mine is a bottle of wine . that can't hurt either ! what else do you like to do ?
i have a daughter who people say is a child prodigy what talents does she have ?
i build houses , sometimes i fix them , have my dads genes . maybe i do too . he is an electrician i pay electric guitar .
that's interesting . what was the bet ? that the cubs would loose last year at the world series lol
money makes the world go round . yeah yeah it sure does my friend
i am well . just took my dog for a walk i have a dog she loves for me to sing to her
i have two dogs . do you have any pets ? no , i cannot afford pets right now . organic pet food is super expensive .
never tried it , but maybe i should . what is your favorite movie ? i like forest gump , but i prefer books . i work at a bookstore .
long hair all the way . although short hair may look more professional . i've to get used to this . so any hobbies ?
just watched a war documentary while eating a cheese burger that is in the past you can be rich today , i love people and hang out
i understand that . i have alot of tress around me what is your name by the way ?
very nice . do you like sports ? i like to watch the nhl hockey league . i like to play soccer .
hey ! my name is coach jon . what sport do you coach ?
love travelling , working nights at a bar and in college studying nursing is hectic . oh i bet , i go to europe at least twice a year to visit
get out ! i danced for a queen too . she paid for the dance though . flamingo dancing is not stripping , think of tango .
i work in a shipyard 40 hours a week so when i've time i try . that sounds like am interesting job . i work as a teacher .
i am doing good , i just finished playing ping pong . i am trying to write invoices for my dog walking business .
everybody should have their own money , especially when they turn 40 ! did your wife ever work ?
nice . i enjoy taking walks around my neighbor hood . i wish i had time for walks . my job at the bank keeps me busy .
you could talk to someone well , even though i live with my mom , but she does not have much time for me .
i am well , thank you . how are you ? not so good . my ford pinto broke down on me today
i'm in the third grade , i love going to disneyland and mickey mouse is my favorite oh so sweet ! do you like animals ? i was going to college to be a veterinarian .
i just want to live free nothing is free . unless you win the lottery .
that sounds good too . what do yo do for a living well i won gold medal in the olympics so i work out a lot
i do , as well . though my husband liked me more when i was younger and prettier . that's unfortunate . have you talked to anyone about this ?
yes ! i cook kosher foods only . my father died . sorry to hear that . try riding horses . it is therapeutic .
well , i don't drink alcohol , so coffee and diet soda . what about you ? i am an ice cream and ice water kind of guy .
you know it . i wish it was still summer . not me , i'm ready for the cuddle weather .
sorry i eat them they ate great with the peanuts . oh i am sure they are
are you a teenage girl ? i love to sleep in late and eat brunch and then do it all again
in my free time i watch war documentaries that's great , my grandfather served in world war ii
ok sure i want to make computer like my dad used to that is great , please tell me more interesting things
yum . will be ready to run again after i have my twins in 2 months . did you take fertility stuff ? when i'm older i want to be a physical therapist .
hi how are you today ? i like to walk . i am good i like people i volunteer to help local shelters
i like to drink soda to young for the hard stuff o ok well what do you like to do ?
i love playing softball , do you make alot of money selling insurance no . my father is always moving military army .
my food is limited to kosher . what do you like ? i like pizza and dr pepper
a snake . ohhh cnn just had trump on tv , he s so orange , my least favorite color haha , very true , do you collect anything ?
whatever pays the bills man . that's how i see it yeah yeah , man , for sure
just the city for me , like now for my kids . that is nice , i want to go into a city
that is not where it belongs . had a brain transplant now i move objects with my mind
nice ! i hope it isn't orange , i hate orange . no , this one is black , do you go to the gym ?
no problem . always here to help a friend . so what else do you like to do on your spare time ?
o wow ! ! well my want in life is to shop shop shop . i hate shopping . or spending money
should have named bo haha , dunno if you are old enough to get that reference i'm and actually thought about that , but i'm a mustang man myself
going to the park is my favorite hobby . or going to my daughters piano concerts i enjoy traveling and cooking .
i run marathons and never ate meat . you sing or dance ? i don't . but i do ride horses competitively .
i am too old to cook . what is this vegan you speak of ? i do not eat anything that has a face , i love animals , especially horses .
i hope your youth was full of music . i love music . i don't love music much now . i do love baking !
water is good , it can be relaxing . almost as relaxing as eating chocolate bars . when i was younger , my favorite color was blue like the water .
i would rather read and write poetry these days though understandable . my girlfriend dabbles in poetry .
i m not a fan of war . i would rather be in the peacefulness of nature . i was a poor kid . we ate there a lot while growing up .
i think kayaking is pretty cool . i learned how to from my parents
care to chat with a married woman vegetarian ? sure ! i just got back five guys
why ? redheads are beautiful ! we keep on having red haired babies ! thank you but they don't like me much i don't know why
yes . you think i'd meet someone at the gym . absolutely , look on the treadmills or bikes .
do you like jogging . i love running . i not much of a jogging prefer driving fast car
hello , how are you today ? i'm retired and enjoying it . i wish i was retired then i could hang with my friends more
that's amazing . i like dancing on weekends . you ? right now i am applying for jobs , i want to work in a restaurant .
oh i watch that every week . my parents were just good ole farms . right on . i work for the post office . what do you do ?
roof is way to high for me . nice that you study french . are you afraid of heights ? i study many languages . spanish and french currently .
that is cool . why don't you have pets now ? yeah , i love those bands , you like hard stuff ?
i've a little more than that many in my class what grade do you teach ?
thank you so much ! i'm so happy . good , they make life worth living
good thing i love running . i actually have an olympic gold metal for running . wow really , and you work at a hat shop ?
that sounds like fun , with lots of good food not really . she s a bad cook and we end up getting pollo loco a lot
i guess we did do that together . maybe i'll keep her . nah . you need someone to enjoy the whole relationship with
i drove one in the past but never owned one i used to have all kinds of vintage cars !
being a former member of the military , pain is never far from home . thanks for the service i think about going to mall tomorrow
i am doing very well i have two kids and like listening to the stones .
oh good luck ! the bake sale feels like a second home to me ! i bet . what are you making ? i have a great pb cookie recipe .
i need to find a place for my daughter to go to school . it is good you are close to your daughter . my mom is seeing me tomorrow
my store sells everything you could possibly need ! great , are there weights ? i am strong for my age , but would like to get stronger
a favorite of mine is shawarma . what is that like ? i wish my sister was not a pole dancer since it is a sin .
nop . . i should since i love papaya ! are you married ? no , i am single . are you single or are you married ?
hey there , i'm doing well , what do you do for a living ? i'm not working that stinks but i find something to do .
i eat ice cream sandwiches , like my great great whatever chris columbus . i have many old but need new hats need over 1000 .
where did you get an apartment in atlanta near a bar i work nights at so i can afford college
that's way cool . rock music keeps me company on the tractor . i play quite a lot of instruments
my sisters boyfriend plays hockey , she works as a pole dancer and met him there . ah , your sisters must not be a christian then .
my father , who is an electrician , knows a lot of languages from his experience around the world . except in video games . i've never been out of the united states .
i hike and rock climb . getting out of the house is important to me . really ? because working from home is my dream
nice to hear . i'm doing great . thanks for asking so , tell me about yourself
oh hopefully you find one i'm excited about winter its my fav it will be nice when it cools down . but i do like going to the park
i am a tennis pro . i love sports . i have a big family . family is important . i learned everything i know from my father .
ok ok . what do you do besides play guitar ? i am a custodian and a security guard .
oh great me , my job really makes me feel bad sorry to hear that . i help my father not my own job . what do you do ?
hi , how are you doing tonight ? doing dandy . what are you doing right now ?
hey how are you doing this afternoon ? i am doing ok . just dreading halloween . i hate clowns
it was to pursue my spiritual journey oh i'm sure , so are you a sci fi fan at all ?
i've never been to new york , is it very cold there ? yes it can be , thankfully i left and went to school at yale .
it is up north near new york . i would love to come over . can i bring my dog ?
yes good thing i have insurance . i bought it through aetna good . you have kids ? i have a daughter . she's a music prodigy .
what do you do there at burger king ? i'm only 19 and work the grill . i just want to have fun with friends .
nice ! both of my parents were athletic . what type of sport ? i've coached kids for years .
it is not stable enough and it does not pay enough but at least you get lots of fresh air .
wonderful . i just love fish and chips . it is my weakness . i love to cook paella i'm not much into cooking . i do ride motorbike though .
cool , i met taylor swift at mcdonalds omg that is crazy my lil sister says she is running out of songs since she uses ppl
peace be with you as you embark on your new journey thank you . that means a lot to me
i like captain america and star wars . what super powers did you awake with ?
i would love to visit manhattan . it is fun , i want to go to business school next year .
the girls name is molly and the boys name is troy . we mow the lawn together . i've to wait til i'm older to do that
yeah , that would be awesome . but i'd buy something more practical . oh okay . the naked vegan show . you like the sound of that ?
coffee is good the morning after a big concert . yup , keeps me busy i drink wine in the evenings
that's so cool ! mr morris , my third grade teacher , we have a class dog ! that sounds amazing ! i thought about becoming a teacher . i settled for it work .
what classes are you taking ? using the time off to hang out with my two dogs . oh , nice i am majoring in art
i gamble at the casino next to a mall . what about yard work ? gross . i think the dirt would mess up my skinny jeans .
christopher columbus was my great great grandfather , he travelled a lot ! wow that's pretty cool i like history
that is great ! i work in construction and love to build houses . do you like music ? i go to a rolling stones concert each year .
i take dance lessons . what are you going to school for ? i like to study business
glad he is well . kids and i leave for disneyland in two weeks ! have you ever been there before
hi ! i'm from india . where are you from ? i m from portland or . i just got back from a long walk
about two years . i have a captain , so i don't drive it myself . did the captain come with the yacht ?
yum . you will find me in the kitchen and if not i am fishing . wow that's pretty cool what else you do for fun
hello jennifer , i'm a proud dad and husband do your kids like gymnastics ? it is my favorite sport ever
that was a much better world . i do not like all of this electronics sure was back in my day wine food and family , and dancing until night fall
that's interesting . are you able to pay all your bills with that job ? yes it is plumbing lol
hi , i love walking 3 miles a day . baby delivery nurse here fun , i work as a stand double sometimes , do you like to read
yes . i serve food to the poor because of what i went through truly that is a great way to give back . i admire you .
i enjoy a great meal , but usually just eat when there is nothing else to do . haha yeah that is cool , what is your favorite color ?
hi how are you tonight ? i am worn out from work today . how are you ?
anywhere with delicious food . i am a big foodie , although i am a lousy cook . what kind of foods do you enjoy ? i love cooking but never do it
perfect . i don't , but my wife and kids would love a dog . dogs always chase my cats . i prefer cats .
i hope that i can find a new doctor job soon ! my parents aren't supportive of my dream as a custodian
my home is filled with only the essentials for survival . you sound very centered . i like my life , my family doesn t seem to .
wow , all i did was play football in college . cool , i taught a few players being an elementary school teacher
best thing is going to see the rolling stones every year ! i love the rolling stones . i love music especially while working out . it keeps me motivated
my dogs name princess pei pei she just won a blue ribbon what a hilariously adorable name . congratulations to her !
well enjoy being single , we are growing our family so free time is short . but it is tough cause i am vegan and my friends are not
i'll have to check with my parents but maybe next thursday that sounds wonderful ! what is your favorite music ?
the speed of return is much different . i think you would most likely win only friends and family for now . nice chatting have a good day
that's neat ! i like old hogan because his uniform is my favorite color . . . orange ! cool i like him to . that's why i workout all the time !
those are good too , we have a few pigs . keeps for a busy life does not it ?
true , so what are some of your hobbies or interests besides country ? i like to play guitar and explore national parks !
yes i do i've a dog and 2 cats at the moment i've one dog myself , she can be a bit of pain
me too . should i trade my mini van in for a sports car . yes . who doesn't love a sports car .
when i retire in few years i will travel all over the country to nascar races . cool ! wonder woman and i both love the color grey . you like scorpions ?
i have to drink another substance that contains particles of hydrogen and oxygen dang that kinda weird . well do you have a pet
that must be interesting . i don't have time outside of house building to do much that is fine , do you like death metal music ?
a lot of people make fun of me and call me a circus freak . that's so sad . it takes a lot of talent to be in the circus !
my dad will take you . he has lot of money . where are your vacations ? i do not take many . i play board games mostly . . . teachers do not make much money
ok , take care my man , i will go now , see ya ! you need money to make money so really think about that help
i'm watching my fave movie star wars . that is right , it was on tnt tonight .
that is harsh . all my earnings to to my horses . sales man for car is what my job
west virginia . nice to meet you too . i used to visit my uncle on long island what do you do for work ?
oh very cool . i go on twitch for my pot farm updates . pot farm updates ? like a real pot farm ?
yes well i love disney musicals . i like the movie tangled a lot , but frozen is nice too
yeah i am interested in taking pictures , of yoda for sure wow . i try coffee as a hobby
do you live in the southwest by chance ? no i do not . i love wearing band shirts with ruffles on the sleeves
my favorite thing to shop for is watches . shoes too i guess . i've two pairs of jeans and one pair of shoes .
that s funny . mine is a bottle of wine . that can't hurt either ! what else do you like to do ?
i have a daughter who people say is a child prodigy what talents does she have ?
i build houses , sometimes i fix them , have my dads genes . maybe i do too . he is an electrician i pay electric guitar .
that's interesting . what was the bet ? that the cubs would loose last year at the world series lol
money makes the world go round . yeah yeah it sure does my friend
i am well . just took my dog for a walk i have a dog she loves for me to sing to her
i have two dogs . do you have any pets ? no , i cannot afford pets right now . organic pet food is super expensive .
never tried it , but maybe i should . what is your favorite movie ? i like forest gump , but i prefer books . i work at a bookstore .
long hair all the way . although short hair may look more professional . i've to get used to this . so any hobbies ?
just watched a war documentary while eating a cheese burger that is in the past you can be rich today , i love people and hang out
i understand that . i have alot of tress around me what is your name by the way ?
very nice . do you like sports ? i like to watch the nhl hockey league . i like to play soccer .
hey ! my name is coach jon . what sport do you coach ?
love travelling , working nights at a bar and in college studying nursing is hectic . oh i bet , i go to europe at least twice a year to visit
get out ! i danced for a queen too . she paid for the dance though . flamingo dancing is not stripping , think of tango .
i work in a shipyard 40 hours a week so when i've time i try . that sounds like am interesting job . i work as a teacher .
i am doing good , i just finished playing ping pong . i am trying to write invoices for my dog walking business .
everybody should have their own money , especially when they turn 40 ! did your wife ever work ?
nice . i enjoy taking walks around my neighbor hood . i wish i had time for walks . my job at the bank keeps me busy .
you could talk to someone well , even though i live with my mom , but she does not have much time for me .
i am well , thank you . how are you ? not so good . my ford pinto broke down on me today
i'm in the third grade , i love going to disneyland and mickey mouse is my favorite oh so sweet ! do you like animals ? i was going to college to be a veterinarian .
i just want to live free nothing is free . unless you win the lottery .
that sounds good too . what do yo do for a living well i won gold medal in the olympics so i work out a lot
i do , as well . though my husband liked me more when i was younger and prettier . that's unfortunate . have you talked to anyone about this ?
yes ! i cook kosher foods only . my father died . sorry to hear that . try riding horses . it is therapeutic .
well , i don't drink alcohol , so coffee and diet soda . what about you ? i am an ice cream and ice water kind of guy .
you know it . i wish it was still summer . not me , i'm ready for the cuddle weather .
sorry i eat them they ate great with the peanuts . oh i am sure they are
are you a teenage girl ? i love to sleep in late and eat brunch and then do it all again
in my free time i watch war documentaries that's great , my grandfather served in world war ii
ok sure i want to make computer like my dad used to that is great , please tell me more interesting things
yum . will be ready to run again after i have my twins in 2 months . did you take fertility stuff ? when i'm older i want to be a physical therapist .
hi how are you today ? i like to walk . i am good i like people i volunteer to help local shelters
i like to drink soda to young for the hard stuff o ok well what do you like to do ?
i love playing softball , do you make alot of money selling insurance no . my father is always moving military army .
my food is limited to kosher . what do you like ? i like pizza and dr pepper
a snake . ohhh cnn just had trump on tv , he s so orange , my least favorite color haha , very true , do you collect anything ?
whatever pays the bills man . that's how i see it yeah yeah , man , for sure
just the city for me , like now for my kids . that is nice , i want to go into a city
that is not where it belongs . had a brain transplant now i move objects with my mind
nice ! i hope it isn't orange , i hate orange . no , this one is black , do you go to the gym ?
no problem . always here to help a friend . so what else do you like to do on your spare time ?
o wow ! ! well my want in life is to shop shop shop . i hate shopping . or spending money
should have named bo haha , dunno if you are old enough to get that reference i'm and actually thought about that , but i'm a mustang man myself
going to the park is my favorite hobby . or going to my daughters piano concerts i enjoy traveling and cooking .
i run marathons and never ate meat . you sing or dance ? i don't . but i do ride horses competitively .
i am too old to cook . what is this vegan you speak of ? i do not eat anything that has a face , i love animals , especially horses .
i hope your youth was full of music . i love music . i don't love music much now . i do love baking !
water is good , it can be relaxing . almost as relaxing as eating chocolate bars . when i was younger , my favorite color was blue like the water .
i would rather read and write poetry these days though understandable . my girlfriend dabbles in poetry .
i m not a fan of war . i would rather be in the peacefulness of nature . i was a poor kid . we ate there a lot while growing up .
i think kayaking is pretty cool . i learned how to from my parents
care to chat with a married woman vegetarian ? sure ! i just got back five guys
why ? redheads are beautiful ! we keep on having red haired babies ! thank you but they don't like me much i don't know why
yes . you think i'd meet someone at the gym . absolutely , look on the treadmills or bikes .
do you like jogging . i love running . i not much of a jogging prefer driving fast car
hello , how are you today ? i'm retired and enjoying it . i wish i was retired then i could hang with my friends more
that's amazing . i like dancing on weekends . you ? right now i am applying for jobs , i want to work in a restaurant .
oh i watch that every week . my parents were just good ole farms . right on . i work for the post office . what do you do ?
roof is way to high for me . nice that you study french . are you afraid of heights ? i study many languages . spanish and french currently .
that is cool . why don't you have pets now ? yeah , i love those bands , you like hard stuff ?
i've a little more than that many in my class what grade do you teach ?
thank you so much ! i'm so happy . good , they make life worth living
good thing i love running . i actually have an olympic gold metal for running . wow really , and you work at a hat shop ?
that sounds like fun , with lots of good food not really . she s a bad cook and we end up getting pollo loco a lot
i guess we did do that together . maybe i'll keep her . nah . you need someone to enjoy the whole relationship with
i drove one in the past but never owned one i used to have all kinds of vintage cars !
being a former member of the military , pain is never far from home . thanks for the service i think about going to mall tomorrow
i am doing very well i have two kids and like listening to the stones .
oh good luck ! the bake sale feels like a second home to me ! i bet . what are you making ? i have a great pb cookie recipe .
i need to find a place for my daughter to go to school . it is good you are close to your daughter . my mom is seeing me tomorrow
my store sells everything you could possibly need ! great , are there weights ? i am strong for my age , but would like to get stronger
a favorite of mine is shawarma . what is that like ? i wish my sister was not a pole dancer since it is a sin .
nop . . i should since i love papaya ! are you married ? no , i am single . are you single or are you married ?
hey there , i'm doing well , what do you do for a living ? i'm not working that stinks but i find something to do .
i eat ice cream sandwiches , like my great great whatever chris columbus . i have many old but need new hats need over 1000 .
where did you get an apartment in atlanta near a bar i work nights at so i can afford college
that's way cool . rock music keeps me company on the tractor . i play quite a lot of instruments
my sisters boyfriend plays hockey , she works as a pole dancer and met him there . ah , your sisters must not be a christian then .
my father , who is an electrician , knows a lot of languages from his experience around the world . except in video games . i've never been out of the united states .
i hike and rock climb . getting out of the house is important to me . really ? because working from home is my dream
nice to hear . i'm doing great . thanks for asking so , tell me about yourself
oh hopefully you find one i'm excited about winter its my fav it will be nice when it cools down . but i do like going to the park
i am a tennis pro . i love sports . i have a big family . family is important . i learned everything i know from my father .
ok ok . what do you do besides play guitar ? i am a custodian and a security guard .
oh great me , my job really makes me feel bad sorry to hear that . i help my father not my own job . what do you do ?
hi , how are you doing tonight ? doing dandy . what are you doing right now ?
hey how are you doing this afternoon ? i am doing ok . just dreading halloween . i hate clowns
it was to pursue my spiritual journey oh i'm sure , so are you a sci fi fan at all ?
i've never been to new york , is it very cold there ? yes it can be , thankfully i left and went to school at yale .
it is up north near new york . i would love to come over . can i bring my dog ?
yes good thing i have insurance . i bought it through aetna good . you have kids ? i have a daughter . she's a music prodigy .
what do you do there at burger king ? i'm only 19 and work the grill . i just want to have fun with friends .
nice ! both of my parents were athletic . what type of sport ? i've coached kids for years .
it is not stable enough and it does not pay enough but at least you get lots of fresh air .
wonderful . i just love fish and chips . it is my weakness . i love to cook paella i'm not much into cooking . i do ride motorbike though .
cool , i met taylor swift at mcdonalds omg that is crazy my lil sister says she is running out of songs since she uses ppl
peace be with you as you embark on your new journey thank you . that means a lot to me
i like captain america and star wars . what super powers did you awake with ?
i would love to visit manhattan . it is fun , i want to go to business school next year .
the girls name is molly and the boys name is troy . we mow the lawn together . i've to wait til i'm older to do that
yeah , that would be awesome . but i'd buy something more practical . oh okay . the naked vegan show . you like the sound of that ?
coffee is good the morning after a big concert . yup , keeps me busy i drink wine in the evenings
Someone let me cut in line at the store so I could check out faster. wow that was really nice of them
My sunday was great. All my chores were done ahead of time. It was a rare and welcomed day. that is awesome. sundays are usually my veg out days.
Well, it takes perseverance and a bit of luck, but you can do it! My dream job is being born rich. Its too late for that
I always feel like no one hears me. Like When I speak it falls on deaf ears. That sucks. Maybe it's time to get new friends?
As I look at my 21 year old son, I often reflect on when he was smaller. Time really flies! Time sure does fly and change is inevitable
I was excited when I bought my car that is exciting! what kind of car?
A dog chased me through a street the other day did he catch you?
A year ago, I found an injured baby kitten in the road while driving. Oh no! Did you take the kitten to an animal hospital or care for it yourself?
Omg! That is terrible. They should really be considerate of people's time I wouldn't have minded as much if he actually seemed to care.  If they make you wait and then spend alot of time with you that is one thing
I was planning my wedding and trying to get a caterer.  The one we were looking at was completely ignoring every time my wife tried to communicate with them, to the point where I told them off and went with someone else. Sounds like you made the right decision.  What a bunch of A-holes
I've been training a new girl at work this week! How is she doing
It is a blessing and curse. When I am having problems I think about what she would say to me. That's a good way to remember her and keep her close to your heart.
My husband might loose his job, I'm not sure what we will do if he does. That is terrible. Why do you think that he will lose his job?
We walked, we ate ice cream, we rode a bike, we laughed a lot, we enjoyed the outdoors, we were exhausted Who did you do all those things with? Sounds like a wonderful day!
Did I tell you what happened with Li the other night? Boy do I feel dumb. No, you didn't tell me! What happened?
I am impressed in my sisters camping skills. They are very good what did she do ?
I just went today to visit my son in his new house. how was it
I was stunned with fear to find a rattlesnake right where i was about to step into last week holy cow! Thats terrifying. What did you do?
I'm gonna need your support here, because I'm going through something a little bit rough, okay? Anything you need!! I'm here for you!
I think that in the past i have spent time caring about things that aren't important. What kind of thing?  You could always change that in the future.
I'm in contract to buy my first house, fingers crossed closing goes well and I close next Friday! That is so exciting!! buying a house can be such a great experience.
Every year when the kids go back to school, it brings back so many memories of when my kids were going to school. I know what you mean.  I love to see all the pictures, and think back to how little mine used to be.
First day of school I remember ,my kids first day of school, how did it make you feel? It just gave me the feeling that time flies by too quickly sometimes.  My youngest in the pic was in first grade and his older sister was in 7th grade.
I love teaching people how to skydive - it is so much fun helping them to learn. That's sound like a lot of fun! Do you know where I can go get lessons?
Yes, I think they offer a great bridge to the past. Do you? Absolutely. I love to hear my mámá tell me stories from her childhood trapping nutria and trawling with her family.
I worked hard all night for that exam. it takes 5 months to get the results back. the wait is killing me I hope you did well on it.
I have a wonderful sister-in-law.  who is always there for me when I need her That must be comforting!  It is good to have people in your life that are supportive.
Oh man! What happened to your hip? I fell and fractured it two years ago. My then surgeon botched the operation and I have to use a walker to get around. If this new guy can do something I could walk properly again!
My husband is on the road a lot, I hardley ever see him. I'm sorry. My wife could sympathize with you since I'm gone a lot on business as well.
I watched The Lion King today with my daughter, reminded me of my childhood. thats a good movie, cant wait for the live action version coming out
We ate good food, drank wine and went swimming. That sounds fun.  Was the weather nice?
I came home from work last night and my step dad scared me! How did he scare you?
Thats sad. Have you been to Scotand since? Only for funerals, unfortunately. Both my parents have since died. Unpleasant fact of life, I'm afraid.
Sounds like fund, you must be excited! I am, I have been watching all my favorite movies.
I recently had a shop fix my car. They worked so fast! That's good, did you have to wait there or were you able to go home?
The other night i heard a sound like someone was breaking in my house, i was pretty scared. Wow, that sounds quite disturbing. Was someone breaking in?
I remember being in Scotland and arranging a trip to California to see my then boyfriend. I was so very happy to be seeing him again! I bet! Is it hard to have a long distance relationship?
My mother fell and injured herself. I wanted help and comfort her in any way possible. Oh no! I'm sorry. Is she going to be ok?
When I do things that are challenging I feel more self-reliant. I recently tried taking an ice bath Oh man! thats impressive, those baths are rough.
My aggressive pet rat attacked the baby rat and left her a horrible gash on her abdomen! Wow, that sounds very disgusting.
I just enjoyed grocery shopping for the first time in a very long time. I've found my perfect restaurant/store and spent a very happy 40 mins or so wandering around it. That's great! Did you get anything you are especially excited about? It's a restaurant and a store?
I still live and work in the place where I grew up, but all of my friends have moved away. Aw, that has to be tough not to see your friends. Do they visit often?
My parents gave me a car for graduating from college. It makes my life so much easier. You deserved for graduating.
My birthday was last week and I never heard from my brother OR my sister to wish me a happy birthday. oh no I am sorry to hear that! They must have been really busy and it must have slipped their mind
Needing some extra money, I used the spare change in my car to buy a scratch off ticket. Nice.. what type of ticket.. Monopoly?  Price is Right?  Scrabble?  Bingo?
I woke up and the first thing I saw that my cat had decided to play with my shoes and ruin them! Oh my, you must have been annoyed with your cat. I guess he just wanted your attention.
No, I didn't.  We live in a rural area and the grocery store is 20 minutes away.  Lucky for him, I forgot some other stuff for tomorrow's dinner [mom brain!] and I told him that we could ride together tomorrow back to the store. Maybe you should let him get a couple of things to make up for it.
Yeah it really does. It's even worse to try and close those accounts! They don't want to. I lost mine or it was stolen. But all my autopay bills are at a standstill and the companies are not happy about it.
I'm eating a lot of food to make sure I can lift more weight in the gym next time! Are you taking protein?
This afternoon i went to my sons soccer game and he scored three goals! happiest dad ever! I figure your son is pretty happy as well.
I had a job interview yesterday. I was really nervous before it started. Was it on the phone or in person?
Over the summer my family went to Alabama to visit family and I felt a lot of emotions I guess you don't live in Alabama? Was it overall a good trip....or challenging? Or both!
Tomorrow I start my new job teaching kids. I really hope it goes well! Oh wow, now that really is exciting, congratulations! Did you get the grade level and subject you wanted?
oh, how nice. What are your plans in that regard for the future? have my own restaurant
I went to a court hearing for unemployment with my former employer, and I felt great about it since I was so prepared with all of the documents and everything I needed to show the court I was in the right for quitting. Did it go your way?
So who annoyed you? A guy budged in front of some other people, I confronted him about it, and we got into an extremely heated exchange.
there is nothing i hate more than losing in something Yeah, that's never fun. Did you lose at something recently?
My son was just born, my first boy after 11 girls! Thats amazing, congratulations. 12 Kids your amazing.
If my upstairs neighbor wakes me at 3am again I think I'll explode! I get that she has to go to work, but why not get organized the night before for goodness sake?! I know the feeling.
I feel nostalgic when playing old school games with my bro Nice, me too, are you playing Nintendo games?
I agree, the writing part is easy part, but the speaking part is the worst! Yeah, it seems like the learning curve is impossible! Maybe I just need more life experience
I had a terrifying experience what using the restroom yesterday. What happened??
I'm going overseas and I think I packed everything i need! Where are you headed ?
Wow! Congrats to her, and I am sorry that you didn't get the prize. What did she win? A weekend trip to Gatlinburg. I would of loved that.
Did you think about moving after that? Funny you should mention that - in three weeks time, lol.
It's been a long week! My husband has been out of town and its been just me and a cranky toddler. Will he be back soon?
My girlfriend's leg was bitten off by a bull shark last summer. Oh my! Is she ok, and was it while surfing?
Well yeah, that sounds about right. He has to go to the Championship first and win, then party time !!!!! You got it! I've been watching him play for a while now and it's such a fantastic feeling to see him win - and in his own country too!
I recently found out that a person I very much intimately admired did not feel the same way for me. I was pretty surprised. I'm sorry to hear that! How did you find out?
My sister threw up the other day and made a huge mess. that must have been an explosion and a half, did  you clean it up?
Over the summer my family went to Alabama to visit family and I felt a lot of emotions I guess you don't live in Alabama? Was it overall a good trip....or challenging? Or both!
I'm sorry to hear that. I had a dog die once too. it is so sad to know but my mother is rather sick of flu and not dying
I hope she hears some good news. Is it pretty serious? She had stage 3 cancer, but she was clear last screening a year ago.
I just bought iced coffee yesterday and my brother drank the rest of it without asking me. Wow. Does he usually do stuff like that?
Last night I was walking home from work in a bad part of town, I was a bit scared. You should have taken a Uber. You never know what will happen these days.
I drank a lot of alcohol at my friend's BBQ party, and I ended up puking and passing out. Not my finest moment. Haha, I can relate to that. I did that too, and my friends took a wonderful photo of it. They like to stick it on our yearly Christmas cards to each other
I'm looking forward to my best friend's surprise birthday party next week! That sounds like so much fun! I love parties!
Ugh! I hate it when stuff like that happens. Were you able to get a refund on your tickets? No. We went ahead and went on. It actually turned out to be a great trip with zero incidents.
Last year I made a bet with my friend and he lost, so he had to buy me a Nintendo Switch. I was so great. That's quite the win! What was the bet?
I like going fishing, it reminds me of when I would go with my dad when I was a kid. Do you have any kids?
I won a free trip to Florida. It's not the best vacation, but I'll take it for free. Why wasn't it good? Florida sounds like an ideal destination.
Once I was suppose to go visit my sister and nieces who I hadn't seen in forever but I ended up breaking my heal and big toe and wasn't able to go. I was so upset! Dang, that sucks. MAybe they can visit you instead?
One night when my children and I came home, I saw a shadow inside! I was so fearful and afraid! Oh that can be scary. I don't watch horror movies because I know that I'll do just that!
I went to the beach other day That is really cool . Did you have a good time?
I had a high risk pregnancy up until a few months ago. I felt the most grateful I'd ever been when my baby turned out healthy. Congrats, that must have been a very stressful time leading up the the birth.
Tomorrow is the big day, I have to deliver my proposal to the client. Are you ready for it?
I was feeling kind of down so I ended up snuggling with a stuffed rabbit I have. It brought back a lot of good old memories. Never too old or too manly to snuggle a stuffed animal. My mom said I used to carry this blanket with me when I was a toddler, everywhere I went. I wish I still had it. If I did, I'd consider using it again, or at the very least passing it down to my own kid. What's the harm, you know? If something gives you comfort and doesn't bother anyone else, there should be no shame.
I'm so excited about an upcoming move and life change -- it's a move to a verrrry different state, but should be interesting! What state are you going to move to?
When I got the phone call that my mom had cancer I was so upset. I am so sorry to hear that. No one should have to go through something like that.
I was very sad when I found out that my neighbors houses were going to be demolished because the city ordered it.. Is the city going to build them new ones at least?
I am going to a concert very soon. Cool! Who are you going to see?
Honestly? I have a pretty special nephew. He just solved the Navier-Stokes existence and smoothness Millenium Prize problem. Holy moses, he must be as smart as me. I solved that thing in five minutes last week. Child's play.
Hello, tomorrow I have the cooking test and I feel safe. I am sure that I will approve with an excellent rating oh, how nice. What are your plans in that regard for the future?
I was trying to take a nap, but my cat kept on trying to play with my head. I love cats.
Honestly? I have a pretty special nephew. He just solved the Navier-Stokes existence and smoothness Millenium Prize problem. Holy moses, he must be as smart as me. I solved that thing in five minutes last week. Child's play.
Same. And all these guys live in different places now so it's harder and harder to get everyone together. I bet it would be tough.  Was there a special occasion that brought you all together?
You won't believe the day I've had! I got to sleep in this morning, I haven't done that in months! Its always nice to get some sleep
I ended up staying at home for the holidays why is that? comfort ?
In college I was in a class with an older woman who stole my ideas for a paper. Oh wow! that stinks. Im sorry
I am so happy it's a boy You just had a baby?! I didn't even know you were expecting!
my son just used a potty for the first time! he is only 16 months. i'm so proud of him Watch out! Next thing you turn around, and he's driving.
I understand, but coming at me head on, on a two lane highway, while I'm on a bridge with nowhere to go is not cool. I cant imagine how scared you must have been.
OKay. I care for everyone well you sound like a good person
I love youtube. been listening to all my classic tracks. Tupac forever I love me some Tupac. Real talk.
When my daughter was born doctors said she wouldn't ever go to school and basically be mentally handicapped. And how is she doing now
I was going through my photos today and I saw a picture of me and my ex together. It just made me feel odd, I miss him. Nice, when did you guys break up
One time when I was kicked out of the place I was staying at, my best friend immediately told me I could stay with her until I got on my feet. Oh no, that sounds like an awful situation. What did you end up doing after that?
When I got the phone call that my mom had cancer I was so upset. I am so sorry to hear that. No one should have to go through something like that.
I'm so proud of my wife i bet she's a wonderful woman
I feel like deepening my connection to God is the most important thing in my life I think that is a lovely thing
The other night I was driving home in the rain and slid into the guard rail. It is going to cost so much to get my car fixed! Oh man, now that sucks! You gotta be careful on those wet roads. At least you're okay.
I have the best kids in the world. What did they do this time?
I got to go to a cat cafe when no one else was around! I've been to one before with my girlfriend, what an amazing experience eh?
I'm gonna take the family out to the lake this weekend, we might rent a boat. That sounds like a great way to spend the weekend.  What type of boat are you thinking about renting?
I felt sooooo nervous going to my last job interview! Nerves must occur in proportion to how badly you *want* something! I know what you mean. Did you get the job?
Wow, that is sweet of him, does he have a crush on you? It was a nice gesture on his part. But I do not know
I have a big exam coming up! My nerves are getting to me. ohh good luck!
i was so stressed when i found out that i did not get accepted in my dream college Oh no. Did you have a good backup plan ?
I went to see Hamilton last month in NYC Oh the broadway musical? I heard really good reviews of it
i cant wait to see my dog back home it has been 2 years since i see him I would go mad, were you away at college or in the service?
Nothing really! I just love that I can work at home and have time to clean or cook whenever I want. I work from home too.  Its so nice to be able to do laundry and things on my breaks.  Im so productive around the house
A good friend of mine moved away recently and we lost contact. I really wish we would still speak. I know how that feels. Maybe try reaching out.
I got to hear a lot of cool songs on a radio station I usually don't listen to. Nice! Which ones did you hear!
I wore wrong pair of socks to the college. But, no was there to spot it. But, when we have to go in for a church we have to first remove the shoes. At, that time friend of mine spotted with with wrong pair of shoes. They made a fun of me. That was very awkward situation. Oh that sucks :( Maybe organize the socks better?
They arrested 9 people at a nearby farm for animal cruelty and they are already out of jail on bond! Oh, that's not right. I have a rescue dog, she had a litter of puppies at a puppy mill before she was a year.
I was quite distressed to hear of the passing of Anthony Bourdain. That someone who has given so much joy to a huge number of people should take his own life is just awful. I know!  I was just watching his show on Netflix!  So sad, especially since he had a little girl he is leaving behind.
I'm pretty excited for the upcoming Halloween season. I am too! What are your plans?
Not until about 8am, but it's so loud I can hear it in my first floor apartment with the doors and windows closed. Idiot man! So inconsiderate! It reminds me of my neighbours doing building work one morning at 6AM!
So I asked out a girl in my class and she said yes. Was a big morale boost. im glad to hear that!
I was horribly wronged by someone I thought I could trust. The feeling was devastating, and I've always struggled with forgiveness. Oh my, what happened? I'm so sorry, no one should treat anyone they care about poorly.
My partner left me the other day. That's rough, I'm sorry to hear that
I told a lie to my mother. Was it a bad one? And did she find out?
I feel the same way. How do you channel the anger? Obviously, it too easily turns into the same kind of negative emotion I'm upset about -- so that can feel hypocritical!
I was annoyed when my favorite show wasn't on what did you end up watching instead
My dad called me one day crying out for help. I had to drive over to his house. Oh my goodness! What happened?
oopsy. I hope it was worth it. It might not be when my wife returns and sees it gone. I look super guilty right now.
I ate way too many sweets today! theres always tomorrow!
I was heartbroken when my mom told me that my childhood dog had died Oh god.. sorry.. How are you holding up?
I'm a little anxious about an upcoming move. It's to a *very* different state with a *very* different climate and way of life! What is the state and do you like change?
I have only a few more semesters in college. I feel very hopeful about my chances of finishing. That's awesome. What are you majoring in?
I sold some stuff I didnt need last week. did yo make some good money?
i cant believe the growth video games are having this past couple of years What do you mean by that? I'm not a gamer really
I've been teaching my young daughter to play video games with me, she's such a quick learner. What video games are the two of you playing?
I am so proud of my sister What did she do?
I enjoy visiting the nursing home on occasion. Oh yeah?  Do you know someone that lives there?
I see, you must have felt hopeful I gave thanks in spite of the difficulties
No matter how many times I told her that I didn't do it, my roommate insisted that I ate her ice cream last night! Unbelievable! Well, did you eat her ice cream?
I tripped and fell in front of some people. Ouch! Was it a serious fall?
Are you cleaning out a house or do you not have garbage pick-up? The company in my city just quit picking up for any of the residents, so the dump has a line every day.
I had to wait in line for 15 minutes at the store today. There was only one poor cashier working. That must of been a pain! I hate waiting in lines for cashiers, they are so slow sometimes.
Someone let me cut in line at the store so I could check out faster. wow that was really nice of them
My sunday was great. All my chores were done ahead of time. It was a rare and welcomed day. that is awesome. sundays are usually my veg out days.
Well, it takes perseverance and a bit of luck, but you can do it! My dream job is being born rich. Its too late for that
I always feel like no one hears me. Like When I speak it falls on deaf ears. That sucks. Maybe it's time to get new friends?
As I look at my 21 year old son, I often reflect on when he was smaller. Time really flies! Time sure does fly and change is inevitable
I was excited when I bought my car that is exciting! what kind of car?
A dog chased me through a street the other day did he catch you?
A year ago, I found an injured baby kitten in the road while driving. Oh no! Did you take the kitten to an animal hospital or care for it yourself?
Omg! That is terrible. They should really be considerate of people's time I wouldn't have minded as much if he actually seemed to care.  If they make you wait and then spend alot of time with you that is one thing
I was planning my wedding and trying to get a caterer.  The one we were looking at was completely ignoring every time my wife tried to communicate with them, to the point where I told them off and went with someone else. Sounds like you made the right decision.  What a bunch of A-holes
I've been training a new girl at work this week! How is she doing
It is a blessing and curse. When I am having problems I think about what she would say to me. That's a good way to remember her and keep her close to your heart.
My husband might loose his job, I'm not sure what we will do if he does. That is terrible. Why do you think that he will lose his job?
We walked, we ate ice cream, we rode a bike, we laughed a lot, we enjoyed the outdoors, we were exhausted Who did you do all those things with? Sounds like a wonderful day!
Did I tell you what happened with Li the other night? Boy do I feel dumb. No, you didn't tell me! What happened?
I am impressed in my sisters camping skills. They are very good what did she do ?
I just went today to visit my son in his new house. how was it
I was stunned with fear to find a rattlesnake right where i was about to step into last week holy cow! Thats terrifying. What did you do?
I'm gonna need your support here, because I'm going through something a little bit rough, okay? Anything you need!! I'm here for you!
I think that in the past i have spent time caring about things that aren't important. What kind of thing?  You could always change that in the future.
I'm in contract to buy my first house, fingers crossed closing goes well and I close next Friday! That is so exciting!! buying a house can be such a great experience.
Every year when the kids go back to school, it brings back so many memories of when my kids were going to school. I know what you mean.  I love to see all the pictures, and think back to how little mine used to be.
First day of school I remember ,my kids first day of school, how did it make you feel? It just gave me the feeling that time flies by too quickly sometimes.  My youngest in the pic was in first grade and his older sister was in 7th grade.
I love teaching people how to skydive - it is so much fun helping them to learn. That's sound like a lot of fun! Do you know where I can go get lessons?
Yes, I think they offer a great bridge to the past. Do you? Absolutely. I love to hear my mámá tell me stories from her childhood trapping nutria and trawling with her family.
I worked hard all night for that exam. it takes 5 months to get the results back. the wait is killing me I hope you did well on it.
I have a wonderful sister-in-law.  who is always there for me when I need her That must be comforting!  It is good to have people in your life that are supportive.
Oh man! What happened to your hip? I fell and fractured it two years ago. My then surgeon botched the operation and I have to use a walker to get around. If this new guy can do something I could walk properly again!
My husband is on the road a lot, I hardley ever see him. I'm sorry. My wife could sympathize with you since I'm gone a lot on business as well.
I watched The Lion King today with my daughter, reminded me of my childhood. thats a good movie, cant wait for the live action version coming out
We ate good food, drank wine and went swimming. That sounds fun.  Was the weather nice?
I came home from work last night and my step dad scared me! How did he scare you?
Thats sad. Have you been to Scotand since? Only for funerals, unfortunately. Both my parents have since died. Unpleasant fact of life, I'm afraid.
Sounds like fund, you must be excited! I am, I have been watching all my favorite movies.
I recently had a shop fix my car. They worked so fast! That's good, did you have to wait there or were you able to go home?
The other night i heard a sound like someone was breaking in my house, i was pretty scared. Wow, that sounds quite disturbing. Was someone breaking in?
I remember being in Scotland and arranging a trip to California to see my then boyfriend. I was so very happy to be seeing him again! I bet! Is it hard to have a long distance relationship?
My mother fell and injured herself. I wanted help and comfort her in any way possible. Oh no! I'm sorry. Is she going to be ok?
When I do things that are challenging I feel more self-reliant. I recently tried taking an ice bath Oh man! thats impressive, those baths are rough.
My aggressive pet rat attacked the baby rat and left her a horrible gash on her abdomen! Wow, that sounds very disgusting.
I just enjoyed grocery shopping for the first time in a very long time. I've found my perfect restaurant/store and spent a very happy 40 mins or so wandering around it. That's great! Did you get anything you are especially excited about? It's a restaurant and a store?
I still live and work in the place where I grew up, but all of my friends have moved away. Aw, that has to be tough not to see your friends. Do they visit often?
My parents gave me a car for graduating from college. It makes my life so much easier. You deserved for graduating.
My birthday was last week and I never heard from my brother OR my sister to wish me a happy birthday. oh no I am sorry to hear that! They must have been really busy and it must have slipped their mind
Needing some extra money, I used the spare change in my car to buy a scratch off ticket. Nice.. what type of ticket.. Monopoly?  Price is Right?  Scrabble?  Bingo?
I woke up and the first thing I saw that my cat had decided to play with my shoes and ruin them! Oh my, you must have been annoyed with your cat. I guess he just wanted your attention.
No, I didn't.  We live in a rural area and the grocery store is 20 minutes away.  Lucky for him, I forgot some other stuff for tomorrow's dinner [mom brain!] and I told him that we could ride together tomorrow back to the store. Maybe you should let him get a couple of things to make up for it.
Yeah it really does. It's even worse to try and close those accounts! They don't want to. I lost mine or it was stolen. But all my autopay bills are at a standstill and the companies are not happy about it.
I'm eating a lot of food to make sure I can lift more weight in the gym next time! Are you taking protein?
This afternoon i went to my sons soccer game and he scored three goals! happiest dad ever! I figure your son is pretty happy as well.
I had a job interview yesterday. I was really nervous before it started. Was it on the phone or in person?
Over the summer my family went to Alabama to visit family and I felt a lot of emotions I guess you don't live in Alabama? Was it overall a good trip....or challenging? Or both!
Tomorrow I start my new job teaching kids. I really hope it goes well! Oh wow, now that really is exciting, congratulations! Did you get the grade level and subject you wanted?
oh, how nice. What are your plans in that regard for the future? have my own restaurant
I went to a court hearing for unemployment with my former employer, and I felt great about it since I was so prepared with all of the documents and everything I needed to show the court I was in the right for quitting. Did it go your way?
So who annoyed you? A guy budged in front of some other people, I confronted him about it, and we got into an extremely heated exchange.
there is nothing i hate more than losing in something Yeah, that's never fun. Did you lose at something recently?
My son was just born, my first boy after 11 girls! Thats amazing, congratulations. 12 Kids your amazing.
If my upstairs neighbor wakes me at 3am again I think I'll explode! I get that she has to go to work, but why not get organized the night before for goodness sake?! I know the feeling.
I feel nostalgic when playing old school games with my bro Nice, me too, are you playing Nintendo games?
I agree, the writing part is easy part, but the speaking part is the worst! Yeah, it seems like the learning curve is impossible! Maybe I just need more life experience
I had a terrifying experience what using the restroom yesterday. What happened??
I'm going overseas and I think I packed everything i need! Where are you headed ?
Wow! Congrats to her, and I am sorry that you didn't get the prize. What did she win? A weekend trip to Gatlinburg. I would of loved that.
Did you think about moving after that? Funny you should mention that - in three weeks time, lol.
It's been a long week! My husband has been out of town and its been just me and a cranky toddler. Will he be back soon?
My girlfriend's leg was bitten off by a bull shark last summer. Oh my! Is she ok, and was it while surfing?
Well yeah, that sounds about right. He has to go to the Championship first and win, then party time !!!!! You got it! I've been watching him play for a while now and it's such a fantastic feeling to see him win - and in his own country too!
I recently found out that a person I very much intimately admired did not feel the same way for me. I was pretty surprised. I'm sorry to hear that! How did you find out?
My sister threw up the other day and made a huge mess. that must have been an explosion and a half, did  you clean it up?
Over the summer my family went to Alabama to visit family and I felt a lot of emotions I guess you don't live in Alabama? Was it overall a good trip....or challenging? Or both!
I'm sorry to hear that. I had a dog die once too. it is so sad to know but my mother is rather sick of flu and not dying
I hope she hears some good news. Is it pretty serious? She had stage 3 cancer, but she was clear last screening a year ago.
I just bought iced coffee yesterday and my brother drank the rest of it without asking me. Wow. Does he usually do stuff like that?
Last night I was walking home from work in a bad part of town, I was a bit scared. You should have taken a Uber. You never know what will happen these days.
I drank a lot of alcohol at my friend's BBQ party, and I ended up puking and passing out. Not my finest moment. Haha, I can relate to that. I did that too, and my friends took a wonderful photo of it. They like to stick it on our yearly Christmas cards to each other
I'm looking forward to my best friend's surprise birthday party next week! That sounds like so much fun! I love parties!
Ugh! I hate it when stuff like that happens. Were you able to get a refund on your tickets? No. We went ahead and went on. It actually turned out to be a great trip with zero incidents.
Last year I made a bet with my friend and he lost, so he had to buy me a Nintendo Switch. I was so great. That's quite the win! What was the bet?
I like going fishing, it reminds me of when I would go with my dad when I was a kid. Do you have any kids?
I won a free trip to Florida. It's not the best vacation, but I'll take it for free. Why wasn't it good? Florida sounds like an ideal destination.
Once I was suppose to go visit my sister and nieces who I hadn't seen in forever but I ended up breaking my heal and big toe and wasn't able to go. I was so upset! Dang, that sucks. MAybe they can visit you instead?
One night when my children and I came home, I saw a shadow inside! I was so fearful and afraid! Oh that can be scary. I don't watch horror movies because I know that I'll do just that!
I went to the beach other day That is really cool . Did you have a good time?
I had a high risk pregnancy up until a few months ago. I felt the most grateful I'd ever been when my baby turned out healthy. Congrats, that must have been a very stressful time leading up the the birth.
Tomorrow is the big day, I have to deliver my proposal to the client. Are you ready for it?
I was feeling kind of down so I ended up snuggling with a stuffed rabbit I have. It brought back a lot of good old memories. Never too old or too manly to snuggle a stuffed animal. My mom said I used to carry this blanket with me when I was a toddler, everywhere I went. I wish I still had it. If I did, I'd consider using it again, or at the very least passing it down to my own kid. What's the harm, you know? If something gives you comfort and doesn't bother anyone else, there should be no shame.
I'm so excited about an upcoming move and life change -- it's a move to a verrrry different state, but should be interesting! What state are you going to move to?
When I got the phone call that my mom had cancer I was so upset. I am so sorry to hear that. No one should have to go through something like that.
I was very sad when I found out that my neighbors houses were going to be demolished because the city ordered it.. Is the city going to build them new ones at least?
I am going to a concert very soon. Cool! Who are you going to see?
Honestly? I have a pretty special nephew. He just solved the Navier-Stokes existence and smoothness Millenium Prize problem. Holy moses, he must be as smart as me. I solved that thing in five minutes last week. Child's play.
Hello, tomorrow I have the cooking test and I feel safe. I am sure that I will approve with an excellent rating oh, how nice. What are your plans in that regard for the future?
I was trying to take a nap, but my cat kept on trying to play with my head. I love cats.
Honestly? I have a pretty special nephew. He just solved the Navier-Stokes existence and smoothness Millenium Prize problem. Holy moses, he must be as smart as me. I solved that thing in five minutes last week. Child's play.
Same. And all these guys live in different places now so it's harder and harder to get everyone together. I bet it would be tough.  Was there a special occasion that brought you all together?
You won't believe the day I've had! I got to sleep in this morning, I haven't done that in months! Its always nice to get some sleep
I ended up staying at home for the holidays why is that? comfort ?
In college I was in a class with an older woman who stole my ideas for a paper. Oh wow! that stinks. Im sorry
I am so happy it's a boy You just had a baby?! I didn't even know you were expecting!
my son just used a potty for the first time! he is only 16 months. i'm so proud of him Watch out! Next thing you turn around, and he's driving.
I understand, but coming at me head on, on a two lane highway, while I'm on a bridge with nowhere to go is not cool. I cant imagine how scared you must have been.
OKay. I care for everyone well you sound like a good person
I love youtube. been listening to all my classic tracks. Tupac forever I love me some Tupac. Real talk.
When my daughter was born doctors said she wouldn't ever go to school and basically be mentally handicapped. And how is she doing now
I was going through my photos today and I saw a picture of me and my ex together. It just made me feel odd, I miss him. Nice, when did you guys break up
One time when I was kicked out of the place I was staying at, my best friend immediately told me I could stay with her until I got on my feet. Oh no, that sounds like an awful situation. What did you end up doing after that?
When I got the phone call that my mom had cancer I was so upset. I am so sorry to hear that. No one should have to go through something like that.
I'm so proud of my wife i bet she's a wonderful woman
I feel like deepening my connection to God is the most important thing in my life I think that is a lovely thing
The other night I was driving home in the rain and slid into the guard rail. It is going to cost so much to get my car fixed! Oh man, now that sucks! You gotta be careful on those wet roads. At least you're okay.
I have the best kids in the world. What did they do this time?
I got to go to a cat cafe when no one else was around! I've been to one before with my girlfriend, what an amazing experience eh?
I'm gonna take the family out to the lake this weekend, we might rent a boat. That sounds like a great way to spend the weekend.  What type of boat are you thinking about renting?
I felt sooooo nervous going to my last job interview! Nerves must occur in proportion to how badly you *want* something! I know what you mean. Did you get the job?
Wow, that is sweet of him, does he have a crush on you? It was a nice gesture on his part. But I do not know
I have a big exam coming up! My nerves are getting to me. ohh good luck!
i was so stressed when i found out that i did not get accepted in my dream college Oh no. Did you have a good backup plan ?
I went to see Hamilton last month in NYC Oh the broadway musical? I heard really good reviews of it
i cant wait to see my dog back home it has been 2 years since i see him I would go mad, were you away at college or in the service?
Nothing really! I just love that I can work at home and have time to clean or cook whenever I want. I work from home too.  Its so nice to be able to do laundry and things on my breaks.  Im so productive around the house
A good friend of mine moved away recently and we lost contact. I really wish we would still speak. I know how that feels. Maybe try reaching out.
I got to hear a lot of cool songs on a radio station I usually don't listen to. Nice! Which ones did you hear!
I wore wrong pair of socks to the college. But, no was there to spot it. But, when we have to go in for a church we have to first remove the shoes. At, that time friend of mine spotted with with wrong pair of shoes. They made a fun of me. That was very awkward situation. Oh that sucks :( Maybe organize the socks better?
They arrested 9 people at a nearby farm for animal cruelty and they are already out of jail on bond! Oh, that's not right. I have a rescue dog, she had a litter of puppies at a puppy mill before she was a year.
I was quite distressed to hear of the passing of Anthony Bourdain. That someone who has given so much joy to a huge number of people should take his own life is just awful. I know!  I was just watching his show on Netflix!  So sad, especially since he had a little girl he is leaving behind.
I'm pretty excited for the upcoming Halloween season. I am too! What are your plans?
Not until about 8am, but it's so loud I can hear it in my first floor apartment with the doors and windows closed. Idiot man! So inconsiderate! It reminds me of my neighbours doing building work one morning at 6AM!
So I asked out a girl in my class and she said yes. Was a big morale boost. im glad to hear that!
I was horribly wronged by someone I thought I could trust. The feeling was devastating, and I've always struggled with forgiveness. Oh my, what happened? I'm so sorry, no one should treat anyone they care about poorly.
My partner left me the other day. That's rough, I'm sorry to hear that
I told a lie to my mother. Was it a bad one? And did she find out?
I feel the same way. How do you channel the anger? Obviously, it too easily turns into the same kind of negative emotion I'm upset about -- so that can feel hypocritical!
I was annoyed when my favorite show wasn't on what did you end up watching instead
My dad called me one day crying out for help. I had to drive over to his house. Oh my goodness! What happened?
oopsy. I hope it was worth it. It might not be when my wife returns and sees it gone. I look super guilty right now.
I ate way too many sweets today! theres always tomorrow!
I was heartbroken when my mom told me that my childhood dog had died Oh god.. sorry.. How are you holding up?
I'm a little anxious about an upcoming move. It's to a *very* different state with a *very* different climate and way of life! What is the state and do you like change?
I have only a few more semesters in college. I feel very hopeful about my chances of finishing. That's awesome. What are you majoring in?
I sold some stuff I didnt need last week. did yo make some good money?
i cant believe the growth video games are having this past couple of years What do you mean by that? I'm not a gamer really
I've been teaching my young daughter to play video games with me, she's such a quick learner. What video games are the two of you playing?
I am so proud of my sister What did she do?
I enjoy visiting the nursing home on occasion. Oh yeah?  Do you know someone that lives there?
I see, you must have felt hopeful I gave thanks in spite of the difficulties
No matter how many times I told her that I didn't do it, my roommate insisted that I ate her ice cream last night! Unbelievable! Well, did you eat her ice cream?
I tripped and fell in front of some people. Ouch! Was it a serious fall?
Are you cleaning out a house or do you not have garbage pick-up? The company in my city just quit picking up for any of the residents, so the dump has a line every day.
I had to wait in line for 15 minutes at the store today. There was only one poor cashier working. That must of been a pain! I hate waiting in lines for cashiers, they are so slow sometimes.
yes , that's my only day off until Thursday . ok , well , my friends and I are planning on going to the beach on Sunday . We tend to leave around noon whenever we go anywhere , so you could still sleep in . Do you want to come with us ?
Hello , 332440 . Oh hello , Sally . This is Dave Thomson here . Could I speak to Jim please ?
If only our company prescribe flex time . The board has been considering introducing flex time .
Thank you so much . Does he read his e-mails daily ? Yes . He usually replies immediately .
I'll take a little milk , but no sugar , please . Make sure you let the tea steep a few minutes before you take the tea bag out of the cup . Ok . What do you think about our living room ?
I want to take a look at that home with the Open House flags out front . What a wonderful neighborhood ! Can you find that house on our Open House list ?
Take it easy . We are going to have our own baby . You should be happy . Yeah , I know .
Wow ! Your calligraphy is very beautiful . It was worth the wait ! Thank you . Today I'm writing a kind of poem called a Chinese couplet .
Anything wrong with it ? Yes . When I spread it out back home , I found this hole .
The service did not help the situation . Is this a restaurant that you want to come back to ?
Well , there will be charity performance on Saturday night . And also , there will be a solo concert by an opera star on Sunday night . It's a good thing that I have choices here . Can you tell me about the one on Saturday ?
What do you think about the equipment in our company ? We have to equip our company with a network of work stations at every office and show room as soon as possible .
I shouted it back of course . Hold it , Mike . You won't accomplish anything by hollering at him , right ? You worked it all up till now . Why not wait until you cool down a bit ?
What did they say ? They said I need a new hard drive .
That is right up my alley . You say party and I'm there . Perfect . It will be open to the public and we anticipate roughly about five to seven hundred people .
I can check that for you right now . Would you mind holding ? Sure . No problem .
Oh , your precious game . You watch the same game every year , and each year your beloved hometown team loses by at least three goals ! Oh no you didn't . You didn't just insult the Sals-bury Seals , did you ? Why don't you just . just go and return all of those stupid clothes and not come back until the sales are over ?
I wasn't all that impressed by the food . The service certainly could have been better .
Me ? No way , keep him away from me , please . Why are you acting so strange today ?
Did you lend him a lot of money ? Not much . I had to pay an unexpected bill , so I needed the money back .
Here you are . Thanks . What kind of stone is this ?
Excuse me . Do you mind if I try this on ? Not at all . The changing rooms are just this way .
Well , it's specially made of a platinum alloy , sir , and the lustre will never fade out . I'II take them . Please wrap them up tor me and give me the receipt .
That's for the phone calls you made from your room . Can I pay with traveller's cheques ?
Yes , I have been working in the Public Relations Section of a company in the past two years . I plan the advertising campaign and cooperate the work of artists and typographers . Sometimes I have to do the work of a specialist when there's something urgent . Do you have any practical experience as a secretary ?
How long will the induction training be ? About two weeks .
Yeah , about . Do you know Chinese better now ?
Hum , Edward Norton , or something like that . Did you like him ? Yes . He was excellent . They worked well together , don't you think ?
What sort of job would you like to take ? I prefer a sedentary job and I used to work as an operator .
Yes , I'd like a book about law . Would you tell me the name of the book and the author ?
I like the sound of that . Yes , that is today's sale price .
Good morning . What does the paper say ?
All right , can I have your passbook ? Yes , here you go .
I'm very sorry to hear that . May I have your name and room number , please ? Yes , it's Yao Lan . Room 406 .
I should tell you that I'm checking out in about 30 minutes . I'm ready when you are , sir .
Hello ! How do I get more amenities ? I'm sorry , sir . I'm not sure I understand .
And they will yell back at you . Yelling doesn't do any good .
The traffic is not very heavy on this high way , is it ? So I'm sure we'll make it . No , but we'Ve got a hurry . It will be the rush hour soon .
What style do you want ? I want to buy a V-neck checked sweater , and it should be tight .
Mr . Smith , please . Sorry , he is out .
Surely of course . Here is the film . Can I get my pictures tomorrow ?
I need to stay home tonight and finish my term paper . OK . What about going to the movies on Friday night ?
Let me check . Yes , we have . May I try it on ?
And they're very dear , too . They're on special offer today .
You can't come any earlier than that ? I'm sorry . That's the only available time .
Hello . Hi . It's Tony calling from the dentist's office . Is Lily there ?
Excuse me . I have an appointment with Mr . Li at nine . May I come in ? Yes , come in please . I am Mr . Li . You must be My Liu , right ?
You need a babysitter . Yes , I'd ask Jill , the girl I've had before , but I need someone overnight . Maybe even for two nights .
What is it ? What happened ? I think someone is stalking me .
What is it used for ? I mean , why bother to get this special account ? Group companies can use this to make their arrangement of funds flexible , when dealing with their subsidiaries .
The boss wanted to pay Bob with stock options . But Bob didn't want to play that game again . Again ?
Shall we drop in somewhere for a couple of drinks ? That sounds like a good idea .
Ah , some products are successful at home , but not be popular overseas . That's because the fashion , taste and social customs and so on vary considerably .
How can you be so sure ? I can tell form the way he spoke to us .
You know , I fell in love with this house the first moment I laid eyes on it . The style of the exterior is just what I'Ve been looking for !
I want to go traveling . Do you have any where in mind ?
Not bad . Say I've got two tickets for the concert this evening . Would you like to come with me ?
With everything , with everybody , with all this ! A good suggestion for you . You need a holiday .
Good afternoon . I come here specially to pick up my tickets . I booked it last month . This is my reservation note . I am terribly sorry . You didn't come to reconfirm recently . You should have come to pick up your ticket three days ago since it's an international flight , any reservation without reconfirmation within 72 hours will be cancelled .
Are these the clothes you want to have washed ? Yes . When can I get them back ?
Exactly ! I searched on the web and found a couple of HMO's with low co-pays and good coverage . The deductibles are low , too . Sounds good , although , do you think we can qualify for insurance ? Those insurance companies are real pirates when it comes to money .
Then tell me something about your background . My major was computer science when I was at college , and I am quite familiar with Visual C + + and Java language .
Hi . What's your name ? My name is Jung Min . What's your name ?
Great ! B , most of the items listed are available this year . I hope we can come to an agreement and sign the contracts , so as to enable our timely delivery . That sounds good . But I have a proposal now .
Why don't you watch where you're going ? Me ? You're the one who pulled out in front of me !
How much is that one ? It's two hundred and eighty dollars .
I need to book a plane ticket to London . Round-trip or one-way ?
I don't know . But this is definitely the last straw . Maybe you should start seeing someone else .
Oh , I know a place where you might like to eat . Is it close by ?
That sounds good . You order the beer while I go to the bathroom . Where is the can in this place ? It's all the way to the back . See that yellow door ?
I think that's just steam . Your engine's overheated . Do you know a lot about cars ?
Sorry . I was too worried . I firmly believe that you love your brother very much .
Not really . I don't think pop music has much depth . I see what you mean . I think that's way I like it so much .
Fine . I'll take the compact . Alright . We have a blue Ford Focus for you , Mr . Fox . Would you like insurance ?
Um , ninety-five dollars ? Yes , that's the price they were advertising it at . I was hoping it might go on sale soon . Why , how much did you pay for it ?
I went to Salt Lake City on business . What's up ? I got fired .
Really ? Wow with who ? This girl I've been chatting with for the past couple of months . She's really cool and she's driving over here this weekend .
Why aren't you eating anything else ? Well , fruits and vegetables are very healthy .
Lucky you ! I can't buy anything else . I'm flat broke . I got a replace my party outfit , I trashed it last week .
It is an exhibition of Chinese jades . It is held each year . A nice collection jades of are on display and sold . Sounds great ! Can you stop somewhere here for a minute ? I will get some souvenirs for my friends .
Have you ever tried shopping online ? No , never . I prefer to actually see and touch what I'm buying before I pay for it , especially for clothes and shoes .
How nice of him . I'll be delighted to go . But what time would be convenient ? If you could be ready by , say 6:30 o'clock , I'll be at the hotel to pick you up .
Barely . Will you be checking any luggage today ? Yes , One suitcase . I also have a carry-on bag .
I'm Du Juan , in Room 312 . I see . Wait in the room , please .
What do you feel about gay marriage ? I think everyone has the right to love who they want .
The bartender just gave the last call . Let's order another round , okay ? Sure , but let's get a pitcher this time We should be able to down it before they close .
How do you do ? Please be seated , How is your trip here ? Quite good , I think . I came here by bus , and it took me about 15 minutes .
Does the class start again , Mam ? Yes , but to the heath , this break has long enough .
Sure ! Are you okay ? You seem a bit worried . What's on your mind ? We need to talk .
Good afternoon ! Trans Pacific Airline . How can I help you ? I'm calling to cancel my reservation for Trans Pacific Flight 8 on July 19 from Taipei to Minneapolis . Could you please make it for the same flight on August 2 instead of July 19 ?
Have I got a high fever ? Yes , thirty-eight point seven . Do you have a headache , chest or throat pain ?
That one truly is a beautiful piece of work , isn't it ? One last question
You'll need to make an appointment . Could I do that right now , please ?
You get your bus pass ? I'm not going to buy one .
You're made a good choice . This china tea set is unusual . Where was it from ?
Well , you should come this weekend . I think you could do the climb . Yeah , I will . See you then !
Let me guess , from Sarah . It looks like something she would drive . You guessed right . Besides , the color violet is a little girly for me .
Ms . Wang , this is Mr . Cooper , president of Ivy Publishing . It's nice to meet you , Mr . Cooper .
Have you ever listened to AM radio ? It's quite a different experience than the traditional news stations on TV and FM radio . I don't remember the last time I listened to AM radio .
It is too bad today . What happened ?
Hey Tina . What are you doing ? I was just watching TV . What's going on with you ?
Here's my name card . And here's mine .
Thank you ! Would you like an aisle seat or a window seat ? An aisle seat , please . I'm tall and need to get up and walk pretty often .
Why doesn't he ask her ? He is too scared to ask her .
What if I don't want to find another girl ? You'll change your mind . Look at everyone in the world . They all break up and move on . The faster you understand this , the quicker you will recover .
I'd like to speak Dr . Johnson . Sorry , but he's not in . May I take a message for you ?
Well , known , Jim , I'm  .  .  .  I'm pretty much in favour of your computers , I think computers teach kids to think , because they require logical thoughts . But I  .  .  .  I don't agree with thatbecause computers weaken kids'ability to thinkbecause kids don't learn basic skills .
I have a lot of luggage . Will those fit in the taxi ? Take it easy . I'll send a larger to pick you up .
Anyway , the show is breathtaking . By the way , where did they get so much snow here ? Well , they have the most advanced snowmaking machine .
Nothing , Mummy . I was hungry so I came here for some milk . Milk ? I thought you didn't like milk .
Please be at the airport two hours before your departure to check in . You also need to reconfirm your reservation with the airline at least 7 days prior to your departure . What happens if I can't leave on April 13 ? Can I cancel my ticket or change the reservation to another date ?
Thank you for your inition . I'm free tonight . Which kind of food do you like , chinese food , western food or sea food ?
Yes . There have been a few there recently . They say that this one was not a big quake . The Iranians are dealing with it on their own . They have purchased some special equipment to find people buried u Does the newspaper say anything about casualties ?
Turn on the TV for what ? So that we can sit down together and listen to some music .
Yes , I'd like a glass of iced tea . Okay . I'll be back in a minute with your drink and salad .
Wait a moment , please . Let me check it . By the way , I want a large room .
It was alright . I ran into Bill and we got to talking for a while . He's in a bit of a jam . Why ? What happened ?
Providing warm meals and shelter , especially in the winter months . I found it really fulfilling to be part of that group . I'm sure . Okay , now let's move on to your work experience , shall we ?
Thank God ! I am finished writing that service guide ! It took me forever ! When did you finish ?
What's the matter , John ? you seemed to be restless today . You see , I've been offered a new job . I can't decide whether to take it or not .
Look ! Mom , that's amazing ! I can't believe the girls have so neat movements . Yeah , they all received very strict training . A minute on the stage takes ten-year practice .
Thank you . What was your major in school ?
I didn't just find out about one job . There were several ones that looked good . Maybe I should try looking on the web for work .
Good afternoon ! Trans Pacific Airline . How can I help you ? I'm calling to cancel my reservation for Trans Pacific Flight 8 on July 19 from Taipei to Minneapolis . Could you please make it for the same flight on August 2 instead of July 19 ?
The washer costs 50 cents and the dryer costs a dollar . Where do I put the change ?
I see . We will go the day after tomorrow . By the way , what kind of stores do we need to go ?
Heard what ? Deborah already had her baby .
I suppose I don't want that one then . I don't like auto-reverse . It breaks too easily . Really ? Have you had an auto-reverse break before ?
How much per night are we talking about ? Each night will be $ 308 .
This is Bill Burton from Milford Insurance , I'm calling in regards to our meeting next Tuesday . Thank you , Mr . Burton . Can you please hold for a moment ? I'll check to see if she is available .
First of all , we'll design a custom-made work-out plan according to your habits . How can you get that done ?
You can touch them only between the shoulder and the knees . The touchdown lines are there and there . OK , let's play !
I am not surprised , you eat too much . And I suppose sitting at the desk all day in the office doesn't help .
I would prefer next Thursday . What time would be best for you ?
Yes . What's the weather like in your country ?
Don't feel like it . I'm broke . Well , we can still do some window shopping , can we ?
I Like pop music best . Classical music is a bit too heavy for me . I can't get fully relaxed in it . Pop music doesn't have any depth for me .
My appointment was on Monday . What time had you chosen ?
No . I am a transit passenger going to Sweden . How long are you going to stay here ?
she said that the columnist for the literary criticism column would be going on pregnancy leave soon and that I could be in charge of the column until she came back . wow ! That's really great news . How often does the magazine come out ?
Can't beat that ! Thank you accounting guy ! The game starts at seven so we'd better hustle , it's already five .
Of course you do . They are silly stories just for little kids like you . Don't call me kid . I am a grownup .
Not long , because people rush for lunch . The line sure does move fast .
Bank of American card . The number is 6786 9182 12300 8657 . Thank you ! Would you like an aisle seat or a window seat ?
I'm forming a music band . Do you already know how to play an instrument ?
Morning , Michael . I'Ve been very busy lately . One of our other vendors is going out of business and I'Ve been searching for a suitable replacement . Well , rest assured that you can count on us to be here for the long run , sitdown . Coffee ?
I am dying from the heat . Turn on the air conditioner .
That's how much this t . v costs . That's too expensive for me .
Have you seen this news article ? Apparently an organization has made a list to name the new seven wonders of the world and people could vote for them online . Wow , that's really interesting . So who won ?
Yes , smoking or non-smoking ? We'd like a non-smoking table , please .
yes , that's my only day off until Thursday . ok , well , my friends and I are planning on going to the beach on Sunday . We tend to leave around noon whenever we go anywhere , so you could still sleep in . Do you want to come with us ?
Hello , 332440 . Oh hello , Sally . This is Dave Thomson here . Could I speak to Jim please ?
If only our company prescribe flex time . The board has been considering introducing flex time .
Thank you so much . Does he read his e-mails daily ? Yes . He usually replies immediately .
I'll take a little milk , but no sugar , please . Make sure you let the tea steep a few minutes before you take the tea bag out of the cup . Ok . What do you think about our living room ?
I want to take a look at that home with the Open House flags out front . What a wonderful neighborhood ! Can you find that house on our Open House list ?
Take it easy . We are going to have our own baby . You should be happy . Yeah , I know .
Wow ! Your calligraphy is very beautiful . It was worth the wait ! Thank you . Today I'm writing a kind of poem called a Chinese couplet .
Anything wrong with it ? Yes . When I spread it out back home , I found this hole .
The service did not help the situation . Is this a restaurant that you want to come back to ?
Well , there will be charity performance on Saturday night . And also , there will be a solo concert by an opera star on Sunday night . It's a good thing that I have choices here . Can you tell me about the one on Saturday ?
What do you think about the equipment in our company ? We have to equip our company with a network of work stations at every office and show room as soon as possible .
I shouted it back of course . Hold it , Mike . You won't accomplish anything by hollering at him , right ? You worked it all up till now . Why not wait until you cool down a bit ?
What did they say ? They said I need a new hard drive .
That is right up my alley . You say party and I'm there . Perfect . It will be open to the public and we anticipate roughly about five to seven hundred people .
I can check that for you right now . Would you mind holding ? Sure . No problem .
Oh , your precious game . You watch the same game every year , and each year your beloved hometown team loses by at least three goals ! Oh no you didn't . You didn't just insult the Sals-bury Seals , did you ? Why don't you just . just go and return all of those stupid clothes and not come back until the sales are over ?
I wasn't all that impressed by the food . The service certainly could have been better .
Me ? No way , keep him away from me , please . Why are you acting so strange today ?
Did you lend him a lot of money ? Not much . I had to pay an unexpected bill , so I needed the money back .
Here you are . Thanks . What kind of stone is this ?
Excuse me . Do you mind if I try this on ? Not at all . The changing rooms are just this way .
Well , it's specially made of a platinum alloy , sir , and the lustre will never fade out . I'II take them . Please wrap them up tor me and give me the receipt .
That's for the phone calls you made from your room . Can I pay with traveller's cheques ?
Yes , I have been working in the Public Relations Section of a company in the past two years . I plan the advertising campaign and cooperate the work of artists and typographers . Sometimes I have to do the work of a specialist when there's something urgent . Do you have any practical experience as a secretary ?
How long will the induction training be ? About two weeks .
Yeah , about . Do you know Chinese better now ?
Hum , Edward Norton , or something like that . Did you like him ? Yes . He was excellent . They worked well together , don't you think ?
What sort of job would you like to take ? I prefer a sedentary job and I used to work as an operator .
Yes , I'd like a book about law . Would you tell me the name of the book and the author ?
I like the sound of that . Yes , that is today's sale price .
Good morning . What does the paper say ?
All right , can I have your passbook ? Yes , here you go .
I'm very sorry to hear that . May I have your name and room number , please ? Yes , it's Yao Lan . Room 406 .
I should tell you that I'm checking out in about 30 minutes . I'm ready when you are , sir .
Hello ! How do I get more amenities ? I'm sorry , sir . I'm not sure I understand .
And they will yell back at you . Yelling doesn't do any good .
The traffic is not very heavy on this high way , is it ? So I'm sure we'll make it . No , but we'Ve got a hurry . It will be the rush hour soon .
What style do you want ? I want to buy a V-neck checked sweater , and it should be tight .
Mr . Smith , please . Sorry , he is out .
Surely of course . Here is the film . Can I get my pictures tomorrow ?
I need to stay home tonight and finish my term paper . OK . What about going to the movies on Friday night ?
Let me check . Yes , we have . May I try it on ?
And they're very dear , too . They're on special offer today .
You can't come any earlier than that ? I'm sorry . That's the only available time .
Hello . Hi . It's Tony calling from the dentist's office . Is Lily there ?
Excuse me . I have an appointment with Mr . Li at nine . May I come in ? Yes , come in please . I am Mr . Li . You must be My Liu , right ?
You need a babysitter . Yes , I'd ask Jill , the girl I've had before , but I need someone overnight . Maybe even for two nights .
What is it ? What happened ? I think someone is stalking me .
What is it used for ? I mean , why bother to get this special account ? Group companies can use this to make their arrangement of funds flexible , when dealing with their subsidiaries .
The boss wanted to pay Bob with stock options . But Bob didn't want to play that game again . Again ?
Shall we drop in somewhere for a couple of drinks ? That sounds like a good idea .
Ah , some products are successful at home , but not be popular overseas . That's because the fashion , taste and social customs and so on vary considerably .
How can you be so sure ? I can tell form the way he spoke to us .
You know , I fell in love with this house the first moment I laid eyes on it . The style of the exterior is just what I'Ve been looking for !
I want to go traveling . Do you have any where in mind ?
Not bad . Say I've got two tickets for the concert this evening . Would you like to come with me ?
With everything , with everybody , with all this ! A good suggestion for you . You need a holiday .
Good afternoon . I come here specially to pick up my tickets . I booked it last month . This is my reservation note . I am terribly sorry . You didn't come to reconfirm recently . You should have come to pick up your ticket three days ago since it's an international flight , any reservation without reconfirmation within 72 hours will be cancelled .
Are these the clothes you want to have washed ? Yes . When can I get them back ?
Exactly ! I searched on the web and found a couple of HMO's with low co-pays and good coverage . The deductibles are low , too . Sounds good , although , do you think we can qualify for insurance ? Those insurance companies are real pirates when it comes to money .
Then tell me something about your background . My major was computer science when I was at college , and I am quite familiar with Visual C + + and Java language .
Hi . What's your name ? My name is Jung Min . What's your name ?
Great ! B , most of the items listed are available this year . I hope we can come to an agreement and sign the contracts , so as to enable our timely delivery . That sounds good . But I have a proposal now .
Why don't you watch where you're going ? Me ? You're the one who pulled out in front of me !
How much is that one ? It's two hundred and eighty dollars .
I need to book a plane ticket to London . Round-trip or one-way ?
I don't know . But this is definitely the last straw . Maybe you should start seeing someone else .
Oh , I know a place where you might like to eat . Is it close by ?
That sounds good . You order the beer while I go to the bathroom . Where is the can in this place ? It's all the way to the back . See that yellow door ?
I think that's just steam . Your engine's overheated . Do you know a lot about cars ?
Sorry . I was too worried . I firmly believe that you love your brother very much .
Not really . I don't think pop music has much depth . I see what you mean . I think that's way I like it so much .
Fine . I'll take the compact . Alright . We have a blue Ford Focus for you , Mr . Fox . Would you like insurance ?
Um , ninety-five dollars ? Yes , that's the price they were advertising it at . I was hoping it might go on sale soon . Why , how much did you pay for it ?
I went to Salt Lake City on business . What's up ? I got fired .
Really ? Wow with who ? This girl I've been chatting with for the past couple of months . She's really cool and she's driving over here this weekend .
Why aren't you eating anything else ? Well , fruits and vegetables are very healthy .
Lucky you ! I can't buy anything else . I'm flat broke . I got a replace my party outfit , I trashed it last week .
It is an exhibition of Chinese jades . It is held each year . A nice collection jades of are on display and sold . Sounds great ! Can you stop somewhere here for a minute ? I will get some souvenirs for my friends .
Have you ever tried shopping online ? No , never . I prefer to actually see and touch what I'm buying before I pay for it , especially for clothes and shoes .
How nice of him . I'll be delighted to go . But what time would be convenient ? If you could be ready by , say 6:30 o'clock , I'll be at the hotel to pick you up .
Barely . Will you be checking any luggage today ? Yes , One suitcase . I also have a carry-on bag .
I'm Du Juan , in Room 312 . I see . Wait in the room , please .
What do you feel about gay marriage ? I think everyone has the right to love who they want .
The bartender just gave the last call . Let's order another round , okay ? Sure , but let's get a pitcher this time We should be able to down it before they close .
How do you do ? Please be seated , How is your trip here ? Quite good , I think . I came here by bus , and it took me about 15 minutes .
Does the class start again , Mam ? Yes , but to the heath , this break has long enough .
Sure ! Are you okay ? You seem a bit worried . What's on your mind ? We need to talk .
Good afternoon ! Trans Pacific Airline . How can I help you ? I'm calling to cancel my reservation for Trans Pacific Flight 8 on July 19 from Taipei to Minneapolis . Could you please make it for the same flight on August 2 instead of July 19 ?
Have I got a high fever ? Yes , thirty-eight point seven . Do you have a headache , chest or throat pain ?
That one truly is a beautiful piece of work , isn't it ? One last question
You'll need to make an appointment . Could I do that right now , please ?
You get your bus pass ? I'm not going to buy one .
You're made a good choice . This china tea set is unusual . Where was it from ?
Well , you should come this weekend . I think you could do the climb . Yeah , I will . See you then !
Let me guess , from Sarah . It looks like something she would drive . You guessed right . Besides , the color violet is a little girly for me .
Ms . Wang , this is Mr . Cooper , president of Ivy Publishing . It's nice to meet you , Mr . Cooper .
Have you ever listened to AM radio ? It's quite a different experience than the traditional news stations on TV and FM radio . I don't remember the last time I listened to AM radio .
It is too bad today . What happened ?
Hey Tina . What are you doing ? I was just watching TV . What's going on with you ?
Here's my name card . And here's mine .
Thank you ! Would you like an aisle seat or a window seat ? An aisle seat , please . I'm tall and need to get up and walk pretty often .
Why doesn't he ask her ? He is too scared to ask her .
What if I don't want to find another girl ? You'll change your mind . Look at everyone in the world . They all break up and move on . The faster you understand this , the quicker you will recover .
I'd like to speak Dr . Johnson . Sorry , but he's not in . May I take a message for you ?
Well , known , Jim , I'm  .  .  .  I'm pretty much in favour of your computers , I think computers teach kids to think , because they require logical thoughts . But I  .  .  .  I don't agree with thatbecause computers weaken kids'ability to thinkbecause kids don't learn basic skills .
I have a lot of luggage . Will those fit in the taxi ? Take it easy . I'll send a larger to pick you up .
Anyway , the show is breathtaking . By the way , where did they get so much snow here ? Well , they have the most advanced snowmaking machine .
Nothing , Mummy . I was hungry so I came here for some milk . Milk ? I thought you didn't like milk .
Please be at the airport two hours before your departure to check in . You also need to reconfirm your reservation with the airline at least 7 days prior to your departure . What happens if I can't leave on April 13 ? Can I cancel my ticket or change the reservation to another date ?
Thank you for your inition . I'm free tonight . Which kind of food do you like , chinese food , western food or sea food ?
Yes . There have been a few there recently . They say that this one was not a big quake . The Iranians are dealing with it on their own . They have purchased some special equipment to find people buried u Does the newspaper say anything about casualties ?
Turn on the TV for what ? So that we can sit down together and listen to some music .
Yes , I'd like a glass of iced tea . Okay . I'll be back in a minute with your drink and salad .
Wait a moment , please . Let me check it . By the way , I want a large room .
It was alright . I ran into Bill and we got to talking for a while . He's in a bit of a jam . Why ? What happened ?
Providing warm meals and shelter , especially in the winter months . I found it really fulfilling to be part of that group . I'm sure . Okay , now let's move on to your work experience , shall we ?
Thank God ! I am finished writing that service guide ! It took me forever ! When did you finish ?
What's the matter , John ? you seemed to be restless today . You see , I've been offered a new job . I can't decide whether to take it or not .
Look ! Mom , that's amazing ! I can't believe the girls have so neat movements . Yeah , they all received very strict training . A minute on the stage takes ten-year practice .
Thank you . What was your major in school ?
I didn't just find out about one job . There were several ones that looked good . Maybe I should try looking on the web for work .
Good afternoon ! Trans Pacific Airline . How can I help you ? I'm calling to cancel my reservation for Trans Pacific Flight 8 on July 19 from Taipei to Minneapolis . Could you please make it for the same flight on August 2 instead of July 19 ?
The washer costs 50 cents and the dryer costs a dollar . Where do I put the change ?
I see . We will go the day after tomorrow . By the way , what kind of stores do we need to go ?
Heard what ? Deborah already had her baby .
I suppose I don't want that one then . I don't like auto-reverse . It breaks too easily . Really ? Have you had an auto-reverse break before ?
How much per night are we talking about ? Each night will be $ 308 .
This is Bill Burton from Milford Insurance , I'm calling in regards to our meeting next Tuesday . Thank you , Mr . Burton . Can you please hold for a moment ? I'll check to see if she is available .
First of all , we'll design a custom-made work-out plan according to your habits . How can you get that done ?
You can touch them only between the shoulder and the knees . The touchdown lines are there and there . OK , let's play !
I am not surprised , you eat too much . And I suppose sitting at the desk all day in the office doesn't help .
I would prefer next Thursday . What time would be best for you ?
Yes . What's the weather like in your country ?
Don't feel like it . I'm broke . Well , we can still do some window shopping , can we ?
I Like pop music best . Classical music is a bit too heavy for me . I can't get fully relaxed in it . Pop music doesn't have any depth for me .
My appointment was on Monday . What time had you chosen ?
No . I am a transit passenger going to Sweden . How long are you going to stay here ?
she said that the columnist for the literary criticism column would be going on pregnancy leave soon and that I could be in charge of the column until she came back . wow ! That's really great news . How often does the magazine come out ?
Can't beat that ! Thank you accounting guy ! The game starts at seven so we'd better hustle , it's already five .
Of course you do . They are silly stories just for little kids like you . Don't call me kid . I am a grownup .
Not long , because people rush for lunch . The line sure does move fast .
Bank of American card . The number is 6786 9182 12300 8657 . Thank you ! Would you like an aisle seat or a window seat ?
I'm forming a music band . Do you already know how to play an instrument ?
Morning , Michael . I'Ve been very busy lately . One of our other vendors is going out of business and I'Ve been searching for a suitable replacement . Well , rest assured that you can count on us to be here for the long run , sitdown . Coffee ?
I am dying from the heat . Turn on the air conditioner .
That's how much this t . v costs . That's too expensive for me .
Have you seen this news article ? Apparently an organization has made a list to name the new seven wonders of the world and people could vote for them online . Wow , that's really interesting . So who won ?
Yes , smoking or non-smoking ? We'd like a non-smoking table , please .
til original baby ruth candy company claimed bar named babe ruth could avoid paying royalties. later shut rival candy bar actually approved ruth use name grounds names similar.
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold best tools know , wheel barrow full love. cement mixer full hope , cement. " room electricity. much electricity. "" yeah , i'll take 75k please. " that's obscure one , since removed syndication.
til gunsmoke , longest running television series 20th century , cancelled abruptly cbs even bother tell cast crew. read trade publications next day.
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. dog still alive? isn't. probably dispose body. is. turning 18 june. sure celebrate registering vote! heard trump lost dog vote 17-0 makes sense since clinton dogs photographed giving head pats .. trump never pet ever.
til 1986 interview , jackie gleason said considered suing hanna-barbera flintstones copy honeymooners , passed lawyers cautioned ," want known guy yanked fred flintstone air? ".
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters. work? wouldnt point overrun? compared many countries far less stray animals germany. apart cats , usually never know whether stray animals running around , never seen wild dog , escaped ones village that's thinking right now. sure * ever * seen stray dog germany.
til sitting bull touring buffalo bill's wild west show , impressed annie oakley's shooting abilities charmed character gave name" little sure shot" symbolically adopted daughter. sounds suspiciously like something a" wild west show" promoter would come with. welcome like 85 percent us history " greatest country world" . founded genocide slavery. yup , checks out.
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. many confused. answer homeowner's insurance likely umbrella coverage. insurance clearly covered acts caused residents household. result , victims could sue parents actually get damages. homeowners insurance include? yep , umbrella policy. one added mine. $ 1 million covers pretty much anything around $ 300 / year. whats funny teenager moves it'll drop $ 120 / year!
til : carthaginian explorer hanno reached ivory coast ~ 600-500 bc , thought gorillas race humans tried capture some. ended killing violent took skins back carthage put display.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. oh , sorry , thought america gawl , sharon! love suddenly like season 8 randy became best character. favorite south park trivia trey parker dad named randy geologist ..
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til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. eel ok afterwards? wondering.
til actor martin sheen arrested total 66 times protesting acts civil disobedience - recently 2007 trespassing nevada nuclear test facility. illusive man strikes
til america's first female mayor elected 1887. group men nominated joke , 60 percent vote.
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. there's message somewhere promoting someone higher responsibilities based past experience based qualifications. morale story get candidates interviews. want someone slept job either. morale story low. maybe get booze story , might raise morale.
til ford actually base decision ford pinto estimated legal costs lawsuits. myth given new life fight club.
til : chinese philanthropist , run run shaw ( 1907-2014 ) gave $ 1 + / - billion fund education , aiding 600 construction projects. many buildings ( 500 +
til plato gave definition man as" featherless bipeds ," diogenes plucked chicken brought plato's academy , saying ," behold! i've brought man ," academy added" broad flat nails" definition.
til queen band world every member written least 3 number ones , meaning whole band songwriter's hall fame
til slipknot's third album contains almost zero profanity response critics said vocalist corey taylor relied swearing lyrics
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters. work? wouldnt point overrun? compared many countries far less stray animals germany. apart cats , usually never know whether stray animals running around , never seen wild dog , escaped ones village that's thinking right now. sure * ever * seen stray dog germany.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. legitimately 1984 stuff right there.
til 2001 , united states ' military airdropped 2.4 million pop-tarts afghanistan us invasion.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. oh fucking * god * , poor guy. blame slightest. like usbekestani gold put borat version anthem?
til japanese kamikaze pilots allowed return find suitable target. one pilot shot ninth return.
til yreka , california , bakery operated 100 years called yreka bakery , formed palindrome. business closed gallery opened spot , named yrella gallery would also form palindrome. state motto california [ eureka! ] ( [URL] ) worth noting , yreka pronounced. wy-ree-kah.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. father 4 , 1 16 year old girl ; confirm kids best hit teens , blow half shared data plan 8 days think know every fucking thing. edit : data oh god feel pain brother. 17 19 wrote many time day hear" understand" i'd need nasas budget count all.
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con person attacked another congoer , adrianne stepped up. congoer? one congo? think related con. specifically congo-con person cosplaying amy. congogoer
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. wow amazing work dairy lobby
til classic pc game" baldur's gate" developed , alongside engine , 18 months team 60 people never worked video game before. still one best rpg games ever made. recently re-released ' enhanced edition ' even enjoyable play now. still worth playing first time today? would date mechanics frustrating. i'm considering enhanced edition sequel maybe ..
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. hahaha. that's cockroach's theme , though. mexican hat dance , also known el jarabe tapato. know tapatio sauce makes military breakfasts bearable. shitty powdered eggs grey ( reason ) cardboard bacon? liberal application tapatio mix together make okay skillet. tapatio , iirc , means" guadalajara" get wrong , also great basic sauce slather shit needs sauce get through. yep , means guadalajara think seen sauce mention. pretty good spice things up. although valentina best. el yucateco ya wimp
til british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old. " british pound" kinda sounds like sex move.
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til general napier asked respect indian custom burning widows husband's funeral pyre , replied english custom hang murderers. read windows instead widows initially understand someone would upset this. man's window prized possession
til 3 banana companies overthrew government honduras. wonder kind republic kind company that. important question , kind clothing would sell you?
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. yeah , kids fine. teenagers hand ..
til beanie babies , height popularity , accounted 10 % ebay traffic collectors insured purchases thousands dollars.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance performance navy though? recently collided boats? not. promoted!
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us americans say" got lot spunk kid" . said you. k would arrested. maybe 1940s .. gal's got moxie! look well takes spunk!
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. thought * fruit * would cure cancer.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape.
til queen band world every member written least 3 number ones , meaning whole band songwriter's hall fame
.. octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " surreal would see ai inside simulation begin talk simulation? think might like westworld
til near-extinction bison hunting 1800s gain food , restrict american indians ' dominant food supply ; herds shot trains left rot died
til 19th early 20th century roughly 1/3 rd norway's populations immigrated united states.
til harvey milk ongoing sexual relationship mentally disturbed 16 - year old boy
til hiroshima policeman went nagasaki teach police officers duck cover days bombings. single officer died nagasaki blast.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind. space race byproduct developing icbms .. spacex merely clever front future top time post / r / prorevenge ..
til plato distinguished gymnast wrestler , well known wrestling prowess.
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. everyone freaking : seal extinct. fact well listed as" least concern" - - furthest category from" extinct" . uneducated , furthest category extinct still extinction spectrum , every animal fit spectrum. like category field mice? edit : thanks answers guys! i'm authority , humans listed as" least concern" . likely latter. really category beyond that. " excess" .
til elvis presley entourage would rent roller skating rinks throw $ 15,00 worth fireworks wearing" air force jump-suits plus gloves , helmets , goggles. "
til 360 kilogrammes lunar soil samples brought back apollo missions rusted corroding vacuum bottle seals exposed water oxygen earth's atmosphere.
til jfk prescribed use rocking chair ease back pain , enjoyed much would give rocking chairs gifts friends , family , heads state.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. there's also dilbert principle , states companies promote incompetent employees management , less damage.
til christianity , islam judaism worship abrahamic god. religious texts also feature many figures , histories places. jesus also muslim prophet. thought common knowledge? allah / yahweh / god character.
til former french president flix faure , died getting bj office
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " he's like actor take every script he's given yet remains highly respected still offered great roles. nic cage started ( he's oscar winner ) destroyed career. nic cage already peaked con air face / off. cannot top performances matter are. also lord war
til kyoto , former capital japan , means" capital city" tokyo means" eastern capital" related amsterdam means dam amstel ( river ) related budapest means buda pest names two cities joined create budapest. related rome called rome romans lived there. rome called rome wolf-baby killed brother can't really blame , though. imagine city called reme? it'd completely ridiculous.
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. tall 78 storeys? well storey floor 78 floors tall floor? long piece string? many roads must man walk , call man?
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. " boris yeltsin first words you. s. president clinton upon meeting 1995 , think o. j. it? " guy like relaxed uncle. relaxed drank fifth vodka every day like old russian proverb :" everything's okay enough vodka"
til three gorges dam china massive slowed rotation earth
til uss johnston saluted japanese destroyer captain sinking , spending nearly 3 hours squaring 23 japanese ships , including 4 battleships , 8 cruisers 11 destroyers.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years.
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. * 1905 , companies merged become nestl anglo-swiss condensed milk company , retaining name 1947. * good decision shorten nestl. dunno , think shortened anglo-swiss condensed milk company. roles tongue , know. anglo milk
til mtv's" clone high" cartoon cancelled people india conducted massive hunger strike googling maxim article depicting gandhi , coming across cartoon , featured gandhi character.
til sarcasm banned north korea
til near-extinction bison hunting 1800s gain food , restrict american indians ' dominant food supply ; herds shot trains left rot died
til : today's average teenagers know vastly milky way galaxies professional astronomers 100 years ago. reason average teenager seen naked people adult 100 years ago. 100 + years ago , naked people adults seen parents , siblings [ cousins ] ( [URL] )
til former newspaper editor sun , kelvin mackenzie , published story alleging elton john voiceboxes guard dogs removed. proven wrong reporter went round check dogs barked him.
til steve jobs took acid , said" taking lsd profound experience , one important things life" whenever see posts lsd think ," huh , that's one things i'd like try lifetime" . remember idea would even go safely acquiring , even netherlands.
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time * know of. yea , like half animals ocean specific breeding grounds. right , necessarily mean they're capable communicating location distance breeding grounds members species - something ants , bees , ravens humans do. dolphins?
til william shatner recorded wake call played space shuttle discovery crew last day docked iss. saying" space , final frontier. voyages space shuttle discovery. 30 - year mission : .."
til prisoners female-only concentration camp ravensbruck purposefully sewed socks thin heels toes german soldier's feet would get sore.
til that" kiln" originally pronounced silent" n. " linguists believe written descriptions kilns reached people never heard ; assumed the" n" pronounced , mispronunciation took over.
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league least qualified european competition we're capable winning .. enjoy maccabi tel aviv away cunts tel aviv lovely city really. let's hope they're miserable. horrific away trip tho. must furthest trip , right?
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " he's like actor take every script he's given yet remains highly respected still offered great roles. nic cage started ( he's oscar winner ) destroyed career. nic cage already peaked con air face / off. cannot top performances matter are. enjoyed matchstick men loathe nic cage , weatherman amazing movie. what's reasoning behind loathing him? even like he's bad dude. understand cage hate. like i'm mega fan , understand hate.
til siege , mongols catapulted corpses infected plague city walls infect inhabitants.
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. amazingly , every guns n roses band member appetite destruction still alive. motley too? like f..? none hold candle ozzy. he's actually donating body science dies figure lived drugs alcohol. prince darkness , whatever want.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families.
til indiana jones changed image archaeology. ' raiders lost ark ' ( 1981 ) , people imagined archaeologist weak , older person needs rescuing. stereotype male ivy league professor /
til uss johnston saluted japanese destroyer captain sinking , spending nearly 3 hours squaring 23 japanese ships , including 4 battleships , 8 cruisers 11 destroyers.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes " * reason , parts play , like boromir ned stark , life online long afterwards. keep seeing - call - memes? " * - sean bean he's us. shit. we've discovered. everybody scatter! memes man? ! cops gonna find them!
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time * know of. yea , like half animals ocean specific breeding grounds. right , necessarily mean they're capable communicating location distance breeding grounds members species - something ants , bees , ravens humans do. dolphins? whales matter.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. reminded ted talk one shooter's mother did. however , page crashing now. , reddit thread that? ted tedx? what's difference? ted the" real deal. " tedx brand people use notable quality control issues gets speak.
til double-blind study published nature showed experienced astrologers better determining people psychological traits based location stars birth someone randomly guessing them. need double blind study tell matters divination imagined fantasies. taurus.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes " * reason , parts play , like boromir ned stark , life online long afterwards. keep seeing - call - memes? " * - sean bean he's us. shit. we've discovered. everybody scatter! memes man? ! cops gonna find them! either flush ' em shove ' em ass , one , get sight! edit : f.. , i've never even watched rick morty. reference unintentional.
storyline chronological order ridley scott's alien prequels goes" prometheus , awakening , covenant" . awakening screenplay already written along elizabeth shaw david 8 featured it.
til actor martin sheen arrested total 66 times protesting acts civil disobedience - recently 2007 trespassing nevada nuclear test facility. illusive man strikes martin sheen great pick character.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. actual source wiki link book ' silk roads ' peter frankopan.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families.
til founding fathers officially stated treaty tripoli that" government united states america , sense , founded christian religion" .
til debuting 1979 one-time , 13 - part series ," old house" one earliest home improvement shows. initially controversial among building contractors , cast afraid giving away secrets building trades.
til aztec empire one first societies mandatory education children regardless gender rank.
til davy crockett , congressman you. s. house representatives , opposed president andrew jackson's 1830 indian removal act member tennessee delegation vote it. six years later died defending alamo.
til sitting bull touring buffalo bill's wild west show , impressed annie oakley's shooting abilities charmed character gave name" little sure shot" symbolically adopted daughter. sounds suspiciously like something a" wild west show" promoter would come with. welcome like 85 percent us history " greatest country world" . founded genocide slavery. yup , checks out.
til alec guinness agreed appear star wars negotiated deal doubled initial salary offer , guaranteed publicity film , would awarded 2.25 % gross royalties paid george lucas
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza.
til sam kinison killed drunk driver crossed median hit sam's vehicle head on. according friend , looked unharmed , began speaking one , saying" want die. " ," why? "
.." , guitarist angus young said" need play [ album ] backwards , never hid [ messages ]. we'd call album highway hell , right front them. " favorite angus quote :" people saying acdc released album 8 times. say them? "" that's bullshit! we've released album 9 times" enjoy quote gets repeated ever increasing numbers switched .. ya , original quote was" people saying ac / dc released album 9 times , say them? " that's bullshit released album 10 times" laughing loud. google quote .. > i'm sick tired people saying put 11 albums sound exactly same. fact , we've put 12 albums sound exactly same. i'm sorry , [ here's actually video clip saying ] ( [URL] )
til recent educational experiment suggested reading" boy cried wolf" increased children's likelihood lying. hand , reading book george washington cherry tree decreased likelihood dramatically.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. raccoon stole 20 dollars? pff. look mr. rich guy $ 20 bank account. pff. look moneybags bank account. pff. lk mnbgs vr hr , wt hs fnc xpnsv vwls. poor bastard. even buy vowel. edit : * really? * first gold this? money kind stranger.
til classic pc game" baldur's gate" developed , alongside engine , 18 months team 60 people never worked video game before. still one best rpg games ever made. recently re-released ' enhanced edition ' even enjoyable play now.
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league calling - bayern stumble group stages champions league get third , fall europa league , we'll make annual trip allianz round 32.
til ted kaczynski ( unabomber ) updated alumni information harvard 2012 : called eight life sentences" awards" current occupation as" prisoner"
til coelacanths thought extinct since cretaceous period , yet discovered alive 1938
til tyrannosaurus arms 1 meter long heavily muscled , biceps capable lifting several hundred pounds alone. appear small weak relative rest body.
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity. " synthesized uric acid , sold $ 25,00 build house it. warlock mars , bitch" - william shatner charlie sheen roast. actual quote? watch roast charlie sheen. says something sorts. shatner amazing , really really funny. also kind dick , accounts
til william shatner recorded wake call played space shuttle discovery crew last day docked iss. saying" space , final frontier. voyages space shuttle discovery. 30 - year mission : .."
til japanese kamikaze pilots allowed return find suitable target. one pilot shot ninth return. * shrugs *" odds , amarite? " * shot dead *
til ohio issues" scarlet letter plates" people given limited driving privileges convicted dui.
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. everyone freaking : seal extinct. fact well listed as" least concern" - - furthest category from" extinct" . uneducated , furthest category extinct still extinction spectrum , every animal fit spectrum. like category field mice? edit : thanks answers guys! i'm authority , humans listed as" least concern" . likely latter.
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches
til henry vii someone who's job wipe bottom him. called ' grooms stool ' henry vii 4 reign , knighted!
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. there's message somewhere promoting someone higher responsibilities based past experience based qualifications. maybe important promote higher based actual ability rather qualification ( winning race )
til yreka , california , bakery operated 100 years called yreka bakery , formed palindrome. business closed gallery opened spot , named yrella gallery would also form palindrome.
til last words serial killer peter krten were" tell .. head chopped , still able hear , least moment , sound blood gushing stump neck? would pleasure end pleasures. " jesus fuck. make mistake reading wiki article guy. fucking hell. i'm sure i've read depraved person before.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. months sea probably care ship's integrity compromised ..
til australian funnel web spiders accidentally toxic given fact venom appears fairly harmless many animals except primates primates native australia.
til aztecs made swords embedded prismatic obsidian blades far sharper even high quality present day steel razor blades.
til cops died illness linked 9/11 perished day
til : nixon sent champagne note saying" justice ultimately prevails" mark felt pardoned reagan. 30 years later , revealed mark felt was" deep throat" helped bring watergate cover-up light. good ol ' days government held accountable actions edit : probably put / end this. think sarcasm came across. remember spying without warrant something concerned about? remember americans condemned torture barbaric shameful? 24 told ends justify means fine. [ jack bauer also told shoving bath towel someones throat remove stomach pulled out. ] ( [URL] )
til harlan ellison wrote hugo award winning short story" mouth , must scream" single night. made changes first draft.
til people used think kidneys governed one's conscience , several bible verses say god inspects kidneys dead. jewish tradition holds one kidney counsels good , evil.
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til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. .. realized like dogs alive 9/11 probably dead .. =[
.. throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank surroundings. imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " " nested simulations would taxing systems. we'll make physically impossible. "" how? "" i'm sure , we'll make something like speed light. " " let's make sure control passage time. problem solved. "
til : imax projectionists wear body armor handling imax lamps ; dropped , explode resulting quartz shrapnel.
students avoid making eye contact could guilty racism , oxford university says
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. remember pudding eating bm yesterday .. " .. pudding eating , going sue" said trey parker. probably heard took scene post. .. eat then? ??
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. til $ 14 million budget , major hollywood actors , major hollywood filmmaker , film company owned comcast , qualify independent filmmaking. edit. great. top comment snide remark. rip previous also think sp came gay cowboy idea. also recall pudding eating. guess know lingo then. eat poopoo
til us embassy moscow caught fire 1977. sensitive information stolen several firefighters also kgb agents.
til cops died illness linked 9/11 perished day
.. cocaine addiction hidden family eight years. claims kept addiction well-hidden eventually ," .. books [ started ] show while. ' misery ' book cocaine. annie wilkes cocaine. number-one fan. take adderall every day reason , reason relationships feel * stronger * well. couple days , adderall makes antisocial point want tell everyone know fuck take even adderall smoke bongs day alone. adderall weed nice , end smoking soo much i'm adderall. want try adderall stuff listen people. adderall type drug meth , quite strong. easy become addicted hard body leads insomnia rough" come down" high.
til north korean spies stationed abroad receive training shop supermarkets , use credit cards visit clubs , amenities commonplace north korea.
til general napier asked respect indian custom burning widows husband's funeral pyre , replied english custom hang murderers. read windows instead widows initially understand someone would upset this. man's window prized possession
til since humans became aware mortality roughly 150,00 years ago , developed one mechanism dealing existential anxiety accompanies : denial.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. actually worked called alternative medicine. would called medicine. laughing loud , one good friends rant likes there's thing short cut giving directions. " faster easier route , ' way '"
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. legitimately 1984 stuff right there.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes method acting. helicopters middle earth. really got character. lot work die 1st movie trilogy. watch extended. watching brormir faramir actually act together amazing makes miss boromir instead despising trying take ring
til : imax projectionists wear body armor handling imax lamps ; dropped , explode resulting quartz shrapnel.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us well , there's sodium dasani , could little salty. there's probably semen protein water
til 17th century , roman catholic church ruled beavers fish could eaten fridays.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. yep , umbrella policy. one added mine. $ 1 million covers pretty much anything around $ 300 / year. whats funny teenager moves it'll drop $ 120 / year! homeowner without kids : umbrella f-ing cheap stupid it. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. months sea probably care ship's integrity compromised .. " well guys looks like we're gonna stay fix boat. darn. " captain ; got bad news lads. ship literally falling apart stay .. sailors : woohoo! captain : .. nails .. sailors : mutiny! " rape pillage get nails back go home! " " ah , royal majesty , * barbaric * tribes attacked us stole screws , .. attacked back screws. that's took us long return home. "
til 1621 dutch hired japanese mercenaries murder 40 inhabitants bandaneira island , lucrative source nutmeg. 12,00- 15,00 residents 1,00 killed forced leave island dutch created nutmeg monopoly.
til matthew mcconaughey replaced owen wilson ' tropic thunder ' wilson's battle depression attempt suicide overdosing slitting wrists
til you. state texas roughly 10 % larger france almost twice large germany. you. s. big , really big. sometimes i'm surprised throughout course history never become multiple countries.
til brendan fraser pays $ 900,00 year alimony ex-wife afton smith. got separated 2008 ..
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind.
til communism killed people regime type. killed holocaust japanese war crimes combined. colonialist capitalism even come close.
til michael jackson would requested wine served diet coke cans flights , want kids see drinking alcohol. always put heroin epipen. epi-pens intramuscular injections. heroin vascular.
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. .. realized like dogs alive 9/11 probably dead .. =[ dog born 199 happy_face dog still alive? isn't. probably dispose body. is. turning 18 june.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly
til 2007 , new parking garage germany ended two parking bays peculiar shape required complicated parking maneuver order park there. officials declared men's parking spaces discourage unskilled drivers attempting maneuver.
.. annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank surroundings. imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " " nested simulations would taxing systems. we'll make physically impossible. "" how? "" i'm sure , we'll make something like speed light. " came comments , left questioning life.
til original baby ruth candy company claimed bar named babe ruth could avoid paying royalties. later shut rival candy bar actually approved ruth use name grounds names similar.
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league least qualified european competition we're capable winning .. enjoy maccabi tel aviv away cunts tel aviv lovely city really. let's hope they're miserable. horrific away trip tho. must furthest trip , right?
til teenage fry cook went college study marine science , art , went create spongebob squarepants.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. south park something told watch whilst growing up. never really gave much time recently. always saw childish trash. blown away social commentary good show actually is.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " wanna hear michael caine impression? ' ello , name michael caine.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " he's like actor take every script he's given yet remains highly respected still offered great roles. nic cage started ( he's oscar winner ) destroyed career. nic cage already peaked con air face / off. cannot top performances matter are. also lord war
til ancient greece second toe longer big toe considered standard beauty. condition , today known greek foot , depicted many famous statues , michelangelo's david statue liberty.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. father 4 , 1 16 year old girl ; confirm kids best hit teens , blow half shared data plan 8 days think know every fucking thing. edit : data oh god feel pain brother. 17 19 wrote many time day hear" understand" i'd need nasas budget count all.
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. uneducated , furthest category extinct still extinction spectrum , every animal fit spectrum. like category field mice? edit : thanks answers guys! i'm authority , humans listed as" least concern" . likely latter. really category beyond that. " excess" . people get ideas .. know people ideas .. worried someone might make sort .. [ modest proposal? ] ( [URL] )
til simultaneous releases antz bug's life due jeffrey katzenberg denied position president disney , stealing idea start dreamworks.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" kinda want one now. would love sample beer like back then. like everything else ancient history , probably 100 times shittier used
til george washington wooden teeth , set real teeth slaves
til death steve irwin , speculated series revenge killings , least ten stingrays found dead mutilated coast queensland strangest case misplaced rage i've ever seen.
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. * 1905 , companies merged become nestl anglo-swiss condensed milk company , retaining name 1947. * good decision shorten nestl. dunno , think shortened anglo-swiss condensed milk company. roles tongue , know.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. nope. take phrase. > jack jill went hill , jack tripped jill. resulted lawsuit. becomes jajwuth 42ofjtbtbj98trial! # wait share how'd kno let's hope website hashes user data effectively. otherwise idiot uses passw 0rd password might get data stolen. reddit censor password comment it? lapislazulirule 34 work?
til : 76 % known serial killers 20th century united states. key word is" known" countries catch acknowledge serial killers. russia bragged usa serial killers. truth never coordinated police force tie crimes together. mean usa # 1 catching known serial killers too?
til russia's economy ( $ 1.3 ) 69 % size italy's economy ( $ 1.9 ). climate russia challenge agriculture , whereas italy perfect climate [ spaghetti trees ] ( [URL] ). yeah , russia lower gdp canada 4 times population. countries similar climate , must reasons , russia's gdp would 4 times canada's is.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging [ loophole ] ( [URL] ) r / accidentalpun that's great sub , thanks roping in! loop. puns tight! ! #do get it? noose tight.
til postal code north pole h0h 0h0 reference santa
til george washington wooden teeth , set real teeth slaves
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league least qualified european competition we're capable winning .. enjoy maccabi tel aviv away cunts tel aviv lovely city really. let's hope they're miserable.
til clippy unpopular time , part windows xp's marketing making people aware could disable him.
til jaleel white hated playing role steve urkel in" family matters. " series cancelled , said ," ever see character , take put bullet head put misery. "
til bob marley died skin cancer started toenail
til offered role hannibal lecter , anthony hopkins quit hollywood go back england , feeling rest mediocre career would spent stage and" respectable bbc work. "
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. everyone wants solve overpopulation problem , want die. both. live kids , even stick 1 kid. that's china's trying achieve since 70s establishing one-child law. 2014 ( give take 2 years , bad memory ) changed 2 kids max. source : chinese
til : carthaginian explorer hanno reached ivory coast ~ 600-500 bc , thought gorillas race humans tried capture some. ended killing violent took skins back carthage put display.
til jfk records act , act states government documents related kennedy assassination publicly disclosed october 26 2017.
til 1983 , caddies masters tournament black. due clubs tradition. * indeed , club co-founder clifford roberts reputed said ," long i'm alive , golfers white , caddies black. " * prediction probably turned correct well killed 3rd hole 1977 yes correct
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels. human equivalent figuring jerk conditioner shampoo? wait jerk conditioner? i'll right back five minutes. what's taking long?
til snooker player ronnie o'sullivan accused disrespect opponent using opposite hand take shot. prove bringing game disrepute , played 3 frames left-hand former world championship runner-up , winning 3.
til christianity , islam judaism worship abrahamic god. religious texts also feature many figures , histories places. jesus also muslim prophet.
til thalidomide , infamous morning sickness drug caused severe birth defects , never approved use us single reviewer fda think tested enough , resisted industry pressure approve drug anyway.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. til $ 14 million budget , major hollywood actors , major hollywood filmmaker , film company owned comcast , qualify independent filmmaking. edit. great. top comment snide remark. rip previous also think sp came gay cowboy idea. also recall pudding eating. guess know lingo then. eat poopoo
til theodore roosevelt openly despised nickname" teddy" , quick correct anyone called it. preferred working closely refer colonel theodore.
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged league ~ ~ light ~ ~ little 5.5 km. 20,00 would 110,00 km. earth measures 12,750 km across equator. go 20,00 leagues deep , would end 17.6 thousand leagues space.
til founder scientology , l. ron hubbard , commanded submarine wwii. performance was" substandard ," almost started war mexico ordering crew fire coronado islands.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance
til monty python's , always look bright side life played pa system end every iron maiden concert.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" things never change.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us it? i've living whole life i've never heard anyone say it. unless say english accent mean , people often talk semen typical conversations , definitely is. probably differs region region. i'm southern california
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. "
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " hear saying it. he's actually great actor. watch" cider house rules ," favourite ," quiet american. " he's british nicholas cage. wants actually try he's great , he's willing half-ass whatever nonsense want throw way , provided pay it.
warriors 5 team captains ( curry , kd , klay , dray iggy ) 15 players. one third roster made captains
til general napier asked respect indian custom burning widows husband's funeral pyre , replied english custom hang murderers. read windows instead widows initially understand someone would upset this. man's window prized possession
til you. state texas roughly 10 % larger france almost twice large germany.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. homeowner without kids : umbrella f-ing cheap stupid it. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club.
til 80s hair band winger trace massive mid - 90s downfall popularity mocked relentlessly on" beavis butt-head" subsequent mike judge projects
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. months sea probably care ship's integrity compromised .. " well guys looks like we're gonna stay fix boat. darn. " captain ; got bad news lads. ship literally falling apart stay .. sailors : woohoo! captain : .. nails .. sailors : mutiny! " rape pillage get nails back go home! "
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen [ knew ] ( [URL] ) edit : seriously , [ knew ] ( [URL] ). jesus christ. anyone marketing stop say" hey , maybe guy lying back , mouth wide open , eyes closed. sort looks like getting facial. " i've never seen water ad person drinking missing mouth guy ad mouth.
almost half voters expect brexit talks conclude successfully , poll suggests
til 1986 , beer drinking goat elected mayor small town texas , usa
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind. space race byproduct developing icbms .. spacex merely clever front future top time post / r / prorevenge .. " bully school? i'll strand mars prison" .
til nikola tesla able integral calculus head , leading teachers believe cheating. integrate derive e ^ x head. understand joke sad_face e ^ x derived e ^ x , e ^ x integrated e ^ x lose 1 mark forgetting constant integration. int ( exp ( x ) ) = exp ( x ) + c
til thalidomide , infamous morning sickness drug caused severe birth defects , never approved use us single reviewer fda think tested enough , resisted industry pressure approve drug anyway.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. many confused. answer homeowner's insurance likely umbrella coverage. insurance clearly covered acts caused residents household. result , victims could sue parents actually get damages. homeowners insurance include? yep , umbrella policy. one added mine. $ 1 million covers pretty much anything around $ 300 / year. whats funny teenager moves it'll drop $ 120 / year! homeowner without kids : umbrella f-ing cheap stupid it.
til wilmer valderrama purchased vista cruiser used on" ' 70s show" $ 500 series ended.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. sound like shill big children. .. adults?
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. australia may hundreds unique species poisonous everything , americas mighty raccoon. hail mighty trash panda! ahh , bin chicken! [URL]
til johnny carson joked tonight show nonexistent toilet paper shortage led eventual panic buying leaving store shelves empty causing real shortage lasted weeks
til 19th early 20th century roughly 1/3 rd norway's populations immigrated united states.
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con fucked fight someone off. even read article? three sentences. someone else assaulted stepped help.
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. anyone care explain raw eggs whiskey changes person's voice? whiskey cigarettes work like charm. source : tom waits
til male chicks born egg farms , considered useless. thus , disposed , grinding alive. faint heart. [ ns ] ( [URL] ) | [ fw ] ( [URL] )
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. think got idea movie? ? 93.6 % hollywood films inspired eric cartman. study done yale , can't seem find link however ..
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. think got idea movie? ? 93.6 % hollywood films inspired eric cartman. study done yale , can't seem find link however .. " um .. okay , : adam sandler like love girl. turns girl actually golden retriever something. " that's plot always sunny episode , except rickety cricket instead adam sandler. hilarious episode way. i'm massive always sunny fan thought episode bit weak.
til schmidt jack nicholson 2003 golden globe award best performance actor motion picture drama. upon accepting award , nicholson quipped :" i'm little surprised. thought made comedy. "
til alec guinness agreed appear star wars negotiated deal doubled initial salary offer , guaranteed publicity film , would awarded 2.25 % gross royalties paid george lucas
til enough water lake superior flood entire landmasses north south america depth 1 foot. contains 3 quadrillion gallons fresh water. leave response comments able see across great lakes. [URL] lake michigan grand , mi
til response a" catastrophic emergency ," united states government suspended replaced single , combined branch" coordinated" president , indefinitely. i'm flashbacks star wars prequels
britain leaving eu europe
til governor len small illinois acquitted embezzlement , eight jurors made decision received state jobs
til directing jurassic park , spielberg saw cgi t. rex , said stop motion animator phil tippett ," job ," tippett replied ," mean extinct? ". spielberg later incorporated dialogue " ahahahaha good one .. get set. " * tippett stop motions set. *
til victoria's secret founded man felt embarrassed buying lingerie wife. wanted store men could feel comfortable buying lingerie , however business model later became unprofitable company sold.
til 1851 , measuring tools precision one millionth inch.
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax soon known as" retail credit agency" following congressional testimony. < two weeks later > okay , calling ourselves" credit mcchecky clown penis" literally name left. let's hope nothing goes wrong time. could always washington redskins credit agency
til term checkmate , according barnhart etymological dictionary , alteration persian phrase" shh mt" ( ) means , literally ," king helpless" word ( mta ) still exists pashto , means destroyed. matar spanish means kill.
audrey hepburn's first starring role ' roman holiday ' ( 1953 ). gregory peck insisted hepburn's name appear film's title font large :" got change she'll big star i'll look
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. i'm christian , bible got absolutely right said ," love money root evil. " well , actually says" root kinds evil. " translation holding as" correct? " sell translation says love money totally fine. guy translates
til johann tetzel , indulgence salesman martin luther's time , asked indulgence could purchased future sins. said yes , later beaten robbed buyer , said act future sin question.
til orthodox jews prohibited walking past motion sensor turn light sabbath.
lewandowski best topscorer poland history best top scorer .. eh? definitely worst top scorer. technically he's best worst top scorer he's best goal scorer , he's worst goal scorer. he's goal scorer
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. child , john markle , murdered entire family killing investigated fraud.
til vanessa carlton wrote riff for" thousand miles" 1998. upon hearing mother told her" vanessa , that's hit song. "
til hamburgers called started burgers made ham , actually named german city hamburg
til penn jillette penn teller painted finger nails red joke response mother telling get manicure people would looking hands , always keeps one finger nail painted red memory mother. read jillette's book god , no! , parts family life really compelling , eg. late parents , led seeing sister die old age younger age. he's quite complicated person. edit guy slightly older sister think might fuck much mom dying , mean kind expect see parents die seeing sibling die nowhere close must painful sister died 18 7. shit fucks life.
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero. rip. passed away yesterday. actually believe you. went checked .. fuck. r. i. p.
til screensavers designed save screens burn never displaying static image
til grizzly bears feared respected native americans hunting required company 4 10 warriors done preparation ceremoniality intertribal warfare. without firearms , fuckers unbelievably monstrous. arrows? spears? fuck. that. noise.
til asked he'd punched man who'd hit raw egg , uk politician john prescott said following tony blair's orders ," connect electorate. "
til bill werbeniuk , big drinking canadian snooker player. drank 43 pints lager drinking contest scotsman eddie sinclair. sinclair passed following 42nd pint , werbeniuk reported say" i'm away bar
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. love milk find funny comment , milk positive comment , bottom thread. know reddit hated milk much.
til davy crockett , congressman you. s. house representatives , opposed president andrew jackson's 1830 indian removal act member tennessee delegation vote it. six years later died defending alamo.
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero. " fantastic four movie mistake" ~ stan lee * probably *
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. oh fucking * god * , poor guy. blame slightest. [ song ones wondering ] ( [URL] ) mexican , ofensive migth think. great song truly represents culture. like choose [ frijolero ] ( [URL] ) [ el sonidito ] ( [URL] )
til brig. gen. otis howard right arm amputated wounded battle , fellow union brig. gen. philip kearny ( lost left arm american-mexican war ) later remarked ," general , buy
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. [ business casual video nestle ] ( [URL] ) , good watch. [ graphic shown video's intro ] ( [URL] ) illuminating.
til that" claw crane" games remotely set a" payout" limit , failure rate , essentially gambling" games" first place. fact , illegal canada except fairs.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. everyone wants solve overpopulation problem , want die. both. live kids , even stick 1 kid. that's china's trying achieve since 70s establishing one-child law. 2014 ( give take 2 years , bad memory ) changed 2 kids max. source : chinese always two-child law? would keep population constant , it? large parts population excempt law.
til bored work manhattan project richard feynman would amuse picking locks colleagues confidential file cabinets placing prank notes , colleagues believed spy infiltrated project.
til luxembourg liberated nazism 1944 , returning government impressed regulations laws concerning tax employment nazis made , decided simply keep them.
til pitbulls responsible fatal dog attacks america past 2 years unfortunately lot stem situational improper husbandry ignorance .. pitbulls rotties shitty dogs shitty people attracted them. world may never know.
til : approximately 10,00 attended funeral hawaiian musician , israel kamakawiwoole.
til - edison died nikola tesla wrote negative obituary nyt - made fun hygiene work ethic
til italy installation bidet bathroom mandatory since 1975
til chicken nugget invented cornell university food science professor , published results academically instead patenting them.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " particularly great reasons , taken together , become impossible refuse. wait minute , superman good though! ! f..! !! ?? superman iv however i've never heard this" superman iv" .. low budget movie terrible plot bad acting? / almost sarcasm try pretend idea never came like idea nicholas cage considered superman role. budget superman n64 believe remember grandparents buying [ game ] ( [URL] ) excited end week threw fucking trash
til nobody owners really know owns ikea. parts owned multiple shell corporations , many stores technically owned non-profit charitable organization thus pay taxes income.
til donald duck loved scandinavian countries sweden make illegal vote political elections. 2005 norway 1/4 total population read donald duck magazine , and" donaldism" became thing. confirm. norwegian. tons comics. teenagers even adults read them. they're cutesy childish traditional disney stuff. fascinating decendents vikings donald duck magazine collectors.
til 20th president james a. garfield ambidextrous versed greek latin. would sometimes entertain friends ask questions writing answers simultaneously latin greek using hands.
til bob marley died skin cancer started toenail
til columbus , ohio larger population cincinnati cleveland combined yet nfl , nba mlb teams. cleveland cincinnati 5
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. [ business casual video nestle ] ( [URL] ) , good watch. [ graphic shown video's intro ] ( [URL] ) illuminating.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. overdue another #purge! people could wrap stop shitting many kids cause they're bored.
til infinity sign also called the" lemniscate"
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. raccoon stole 20 dollars? pff. look mr. rich guy $ 20 bank account. pff. look moneybags bank account. pff. lk mnbgs vr hr , wt hs fnc xpnsv vwls. poor bastard. even buy vowel. edit : * really? * first gold this? money kind stranger.
til russia's economy ( $ 1.3 ) 69 % size italy's economy ( $ 1.9 ).
til 1950 , myxoma virus ( type pox virus ) deliberately released rabbit population australia means population control , causing death 500 million rabbits
til sam kinison killed drunk driver crossed median hit sam's vehicle head on. according friend , looked unharmed , began speaking one , saying" want die. " ," why? "
til medal honor recipient thomas baker asked left behind japanese counter attack saipan due wounded. asked 1 pistol 8 bullets. returning us army found corpse 8 dead japanese. asked bullets. plot twist : may * asked * eight bullets , received * three * bullets low ammo. killed three people two bullets , two people one bullet?
til michael jackson would requested wine served diet coke cans flights , want kids see drinking alcohol. always put heroin epipen. epi-pens intramuscular injections. heroin vascular.
til recent educational experiment suggested reading" boy cried wolf" increased children's likelihood lying. hand , reading book george washington cherry tree decreased likelihood dramatically.
til russell crowe contacted fbi al qaeda wanting kidnap take" iconographic americans picture sort cultural destabilisation plan. " russel crowe american though. he's originally new zealand.
til valentine's day japan , women give male co-workers chocolate. unpopular co-workers receive cheap giri-choko (" ultra-obligatory" chocolate ) others receive honmei-choko (" true feeling chocolate" ).
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. "
til mtv's" clone high" cartoon cancelled people india conducted massive hunger strike googling maxim article depicting gandhi , coming across cartoon , featured gandhi character.
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league calling - bayern stumble group stages champions league get third , fall europa league , we'll make annual trip allianz round 32.
til grizzly bears feared respected native americans hunting required company 4 10 warriors done preparation ceremoniality intertribal warfare. without firearms , fuckers unbelievably monstrous. arrows? spears? fuck. that. noise.
til band chumbawamba , mainly known ubiquitous hit" tubthumping" , actually politically charged anarcho-punk band advised fans steal music chain stores.
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. say find job love , never work day life. little tougher happen love smoking drinking whiskey , done. forget swallowing raw eggs. would raw eggs make voice rough? raw eggs would line throat could gargling harsh sounds without damaging vocal chords hurting throat. it'd like thick milkshake attempting extreme metal vocals.
til english word cereal derived ' ceres ' , roman goddess harvest agriculture.
til gunsmoke , longest running television series 20th century , cancelled abruptly cbs even bother tell cast crew. read trade publications next day.
til mid - 1990s , due stress acting promotion films , jean-claude van damme developed cocaine addiction. spent $ 10,00 week , snorted 10 grams per day 1996.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. something something getting nailed seamen loose hips sink ships. would still stick with" loose lips" , different set. seaman guzzler! report! seaman staines? !? ! anybody!
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. actually makes lot meaningful. hare nap job everyone would die anyways? guess story pointlessness achievement face unavoidable death? reading employ animals form part critical communications infrastructure simply speed / reliability / fault-tolerance / integrity properties modern built environment needs.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. til $ 14 million budget , major hollywood actors , major hollywood filmmaker , film company owned comcast , qualify independent filmmaking. edit. great. top comment snide remark. rip previous
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. oh fucking * god * , poor guy. blame slightest. tell it! guy grand prix essentially mocked triumph. dunno , would love someone played" america , fuck yea" something equally stereotypical.
storyline chronological order ridley scott's alien prequels goes" prometheus , awakening , covenant" . awakening screenplay already written along elizabeth shaw david 8 featured it.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. remember pudding eating bm yesterday .. " .. pudding eating , going sue" said trey parker. probably heard took scene post. .. eat then? ??
trivia : winner hungarian gp gone win title since 2004
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. dolphin without hands? dolphin penises prehensile. like tentacles. take moment think that. til i'm never swimming ocean again. i'm going go swimming ocean right ( )
vinyl fact #672 - peter gabriel wanted close his" so" album with" eyes" due heavy bass line subsequent inner groove distortion.
til cops died illness linked 9/11 perished day
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. never liked seinfeld younger. maybe appreciate older. possibly. think may hard time identifying b / c lot conflict lost b / c technology. imagine living world w / cell phones.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen brit 100 % sure think use word. ' spunk spunk '
til butane canisters manufactured exclusively south korea. exception single manufacturer houston texas.
til scrappy-doo , widely considered one hated characters fiction , appeared animated scooby-doo production since 1988 due audience backlash.
til communism killed people regime type. killed holocaust japanese war crimes combined. colonialist capitalism even come close.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years.
til france illegal deny holocaust happened.
til almost albums , lenny kravitz sang songs , everything else : played guitar , bass , drums , percussions produced himself.
til america's first female mayor elected 1887. group men nominated joke , 60 percent vote.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " particularly great reasons , taken together , become impossible refuse. wait minute , superman good though! ! f..! !! ?? superman iv however i've never heard this" superman iv" .. low budget movie terrible plot bad acting? / almost sarcasm try pretend idea never came like idea nicholas cage considered superman role. budget superman n64 believe remember grandparents buying [ game ] ( [URL] ) excited end week threw fucking trash
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time * know of. yea , like half animals ocean specific breeding grounds. right , necessarily mean they're capable communicating location distance breeding grounds members species - something ants , bees , ravens humans do. dolphins?
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. , got hired 15 times. that's positive. i'm met multiple women exactly like that. get hired drop hat garbage employees.
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. amazingly , every guns n roses band member appetite destruction still alive. motley too? like f..? none hold candle ozzy. he's actually donating body science dies figure lived drugs alcohol. prince darkness , whatever want.
til ryan gosling watching" rambo" took knives school threw children.
til : today's average teenagers know vastly milky way galaxies professional astronomers 100 years ago.
til ravens observed calling wolves site dead animals open carcass leave scraps accessible them.
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con
til 1975 , physicist kip thorne bet stephen hawking one year issues penthouse magazine black holes exist. thorne won.
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. anyone care explain raw eggs whiskey changes person's voice? whiskey cigarettes work like charm. source : tom waits
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. dog still alive? isn't. probably dispose body. is. turning 18 june. sure celebrate registering vote! heard trump lost dog vote 17-0 makes sense since clinton dogs photographed giving head pats .. trump never pet ever.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. one brightest species earth , yet keep small fish tanks :-/ also cut tiny pieces still alive dip sauce. mm. i'm hungry. why? want cook first [URL] faint heart ..
david robinson grew tall ( 7 ' 0" graduation ) naval academy could served sea , hurting career us navy. instead leaving academy , compromise served two years shore duty
til gary webb , reporter san jose mercury news first broke story cia involvement cocaine trade , found dead with" two gunshot wounds head. " death , 2004 , ruled kill 8 years story came out? impossible blow side face first gunshot taking another shot finish job.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. * soup meal.
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold [ google street view house blurred out. ] ( [URL] )
til gleek. saliva comes stream gland compressed tongue. sometimes referred as" cobra spitting" .
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " i've never heard this" superman iv" .. low budget movie terrible plot bad acting? / almost sarcasm try pretend idea never came like idea nicholas cage considered superman role. budget superman n64 believe remember grandparents buying [ game ] ( [URL] ) excited end week threw fucking trash what? flying rings cup tea? [ worst 7 minutes 37 seconds ever ] ( [URL] )
students avoid making eye contact could guilty racism , oxford university says
til cocaine alcohol nearly identical rates addiction
til brendan fraser pays $ 900,00 year alimony ex-wife afton smith. got separated 2008 ..
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " hear saying it. he's actually great actor. watch" cider house rules ," favourite ," quiet american. " he's british nicholas cage. wants actually try he's great , he's willing half-ass whatever nonsense want throw way , provided pay it.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. hell * * can't remember solution tasks three years. barely remember password internet webpages. google ask want remember password wait see password entered right one. legitimately changed password twice one day i'm bad remembering them. i'm 63 character password ibetitsjustastringofwordssothatitseasytorememberorsomenonsense.
til despite immense wealth , john d. rockefeller always took train mansion downtown new york office every day. often harassed beggars passengers , refused travel bodyguards use private transportation.
til 2002 fake sequel harry potter appeared china title" harry potter bao zuolong. " book consists text jrr tolkien's hobbit names changed harry potter characters. similar case 2009 book called" dan brown's lost symbol" published ( actual" lost symbol" ) just" picture dorian gray" names changed dan brown characters. hey , least stealing quality literature.
til dogs laugh. make laugh-like sounds tickled playing , sounds positive effect puppies hearing them. i've never wanted hear something badly. [ go. ] ( [URL] ) laughing loud f.. cute tho think [ ] ( [URL] ) real example. sounds kind like rhythmic panting.
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity. meanwhile , i'm starting think selling kidney i'm broke .. funny say recently research organ markets. illegal sell organs you. s. , despite economically efficient solution organ shortage. good alternative would make motorcycles dirt cheap.
til shaka zulu's mother died 1827 , 7,00 people executed being" insufficiently grief-stricken" . cows also slaughtered young calves would" know feels like lose mother. "
til : jeff daniels got paid $ 50,00 role dumb dumber , jim carrey got paid $ 7mil.
til aeschylus , ancient greek tragedian , supposedly prophesied die falling object , therefore stayed outdoors. killed eagle dropped tortoise , mistaking bald head rock.
til dave grohl know read sheet music writes music ear.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" kinda want one now. would love sample beer like back then. like everything else ancient history , probably 100 times shittier used
til 1621 dutch hired japanese mercenaries murder 40 inhabitants bandaneira island , lucrative source nutmeg. 12,00- 15,00 residents 1,00 killed forced leave island dutch created nutmeg monopoly.
til slipknot's third album contains almost zero profanity response critics said vocalist corey taylor relied swearing lyrics
til credit card" chip" technology ( aka emv ) rolled us almost 25 years old wait .. .. rolled out? chip cards you. s?
til quetzalcoatl got drunk slept sister , quetzalpetlatl. upon waking next day , realized , stone box built , laid , set fire. zeus could've learned things guy oedipus plucked eyes found did. way every attempt tell story stage colossal disaster.
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. forget swallowing raw eggs. would raw eggs make voice rough? shells hard tissue mean that's one creative way contract salmonella odds getting salmonella way astronomically low almost silly even mention it.
til columbus , ohio larger population cincinnati cleveland combined yet nfl , nba mlb teams. cleveland cincinnati 5
til ford actually base decision ford pinto estimated legal costs lawsuits. myth given new life fight club. * devalues friends family even * must find friends first devalue buy friends $ 1.2 million shit i'll friend 10 dollars listen sing?
til yreka , california , bakery operated 100 years called yreka bakery , formed palindrome. business closed gallery opened spot , named yrella gallery would also form palindrome. state motto california [ eureka! ] ( [URL] ) worth noting , yreka pronounced. wy-ree-kah. yreka shasta name mt. shasta. means north mountain.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. masturbation animals ( using objects ; case dolphins use sand , use tortoise etc ) common may thing. done immediately copulation might also help reduce risk sexually transmitted diseases.
til british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old. " british pound" kinda sounds like sex move.
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. love milk find funny comment , milk positive comment , bottom thread. know reddit hated milk much.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. there's also dilbert principle , states companies promote incompetent employees management , less damage.
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches wait cockroaches bite? ?? worry , sleeping inside mouth. inside ear
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. many confused. answer homeowner's insurance likely umbrella coverage. insurance clearly covered acts caused residents household. result , victims could sue parents actually get damages. homeowners insurance include? yep , umbrella policy. one added mine. $ 1 million covers pretty much anything around $ 300 / year. whats funny teenager moves it'll drop $ 120 / year! policies make litigation targets.
til us , ground floor called 1st floor inside buildings
til pepsi one first advertise directly african-americans , advertisements 1940s portraying as" self-confident middle-class citizens" , well hiring all-black sales team promote pepsi around country.
til 1950 ' , marines accidentally ordered hundreds crates tootsie rolls instead mortar rounds.
til british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old. 1200 years old , here's [ king edward hammered silver penny ] ( [URL] ) , clocking least 710 years old. obverse : edw r angl dns hyb edward king
til dueling , common two male giraffes sex eachother. interactions males found frequent heterosexual coupling
til colic mean baby fussy cries lot. baby colic cry least three hours straight , three days week , three weeks row. one sure cause
til 1984 fbi declared key west police department criminal enterprise , several high-ranking officers arrested running protection racket cocaine smugglers.
til japanese kamikaze pilots allowed return find suitable target. one pilot shot ninth return. wikipedia article :" even fairy tales little children promoted kamikaze. " anyone know english translation? believe called winnie pooh brings death america.
audrey hepburn's first starring role ' roman holiday ' ( 1953 ). gregory peck insisted hepburn's name appear film's title font large :" got change she'll big star i'll look
til 1621 dutch hired japanese mercenaries murder 40 inhabitants bandaneira island , lucrative source nutmeg. 12,00- 15,00 residents 1,00 killed forced leave island dutch created nutmeg monopoly.
til : 76 % known serial killers 20th century united states. key word is" known" countries catch acknowledge serial killers. russia bragged usa serial killers. truth never coordinated police force tie crimes together. mean usa # 1 catching known serial killers too?
til : approximately 10,00 attended funeral hawaiian musician , israel kamakawiwoole.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. job's belief alternative medicine surprising. one point fruitarian believed fruitarians bo , bathe.
til that" claw crane" games remotely set a" payout" limit , failure rate , essentially gambling" games" first place. fact , illegal canada except fairs.
til kimi raikkonen two points away winning 2003 drivers championship winning one race entire season
til columbus , ohio larger population cincinnati cleveland combined yet nfl , nba mlb teams. cleveland cincinnati 5
til jesus actor jim caviezel struck lightning whilst filming passion christ
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters. german. til kill shelters. too. shelter kill doggos? no-kill shelters over-crowded selective dogs take funding infinite. un-adoptable dogs no-kill shelters wait agony die. better kill them? know man , sounds wrong.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " he's like actor take every script he's given yet remains highly respected still offered great roles. nic cage started ( he's oscar winner ) destroyed career. feel like samuel l. jackson whatever fuck movie feels like , amazing terrible. respect that.
til inventor rubik's cube realize he'd built puzzle scrambled first time tried restore
til valentine's day japan , women give male co-workers chocolate. unpopular co-workers receive cheap giri-choko (" ultra-obligatory" chocolate ) others receive honmei-choko (" true feeling chocolate" ).
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. [ chart elon's life ] ( [URL] )
til anyone sworn statewide county office judgeship kentucky must declare oath participated , acted second otherwise assisted duel.
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold
til brig. gen. otis howard right arm amputated wounded battle , fellow union brig. gen. philip kearny ( lost left arm american-mexican war ) later remarked ," general , buy
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind. driving newer car awful people walking / biking front you. either honk look like inpatient asshole tread behind pissing drivers behind you.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. wish day kazakhstan , tajikistan , kyrgyzstan , uzbekistan , afghanistan , pakistan would merge form huge single country called stanistan. uruguay combines paraguay form .. guayuaguay. czech republic merges slovakia form czechoslovakia. hold , game work? north carolina south carolina merge form superalabama! north south dakota combine even nothing.
til harlan ellison wrote hugo award winning short story" mouth , must scream" single night. made changes first draft.
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. * 1905 , companies merged become nestl anglo-swiss condensed milk company , retaining name 1947. * good decision shorten nestl. dunno , think shortened anglo-swiss condensed milk company. roles tongue , know. anglo milk sounds dirty
til jerry seinfeld dated 17 - year-old girl 39 years old.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. mother 4 year old 1.5 year old two friends round house , there's enough wine world. send supplies.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging i've heard" ~ ~ hung ~ ~ hanged neck dead" many times never thought anything it. cool. cool cool cool. edit : til correct time say hanged referring killing person
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. everyone wants solve overpopulation problem , want die. both. live kids , even stick 1 kid. that's china's trying achieve since 70s establishing one-child law. 2014 ( give take 2 years , bad memory ) changed 2 kids max. source : chinese always two-child law? would keep population constant , it? large parts population excempt law.
til china first country world produce steel preceding europe 100 years failed reach industrial revolution due absence middle class
til wilmer valderrama purchased vista cruiser used on" ' 70s show" $ 500 series ended. thanks fez longer say" son bitch" without accent.
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. [ business casual video nestle ] ( [URL] ) , good watch. [ graphic shown video's intro ] ( [URL] ) illuminating.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. think got idea movie? ? 93.6 % hollywood films inspired eric cartman. study done yale , can't seem find link however .. " um .. okay , : adam sandler like love girl. turns girl actually golden retriever something. " that's plot always sunny episode , except rickety cricket instead adam sandler. hilarious episode way.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death die beating grizzly fistfight i'd regret fuck
giroud scored 26 goals france. 19 friendlies.
til nikola tesla able integral calculus head , leading teachers believe cheating. integrate derive e ^ x head. understand joke sad_face e ^ x derived e ^ x , e ^ x integrated e ^ x lose 1 mark forgetting constant integration. int ( exp ( x ) ) = exp ( x ) + c
til gary webb , reporter san jose mercury news first broke story cia involvement cocaine trade , found dead with" two gunshot wounds head. " death , 2004 , ruled
audrey hepburn's first starring role ' roman holiday ' ( 1953 ). gregory peck insisted hepburn's name appear film's title font large :" got change she'll big star i'll look gregory peck awesome dude. would appear knew up. gonna turn audrey hepburn love-in , talk wait dark. god damn love movie.
til snooker player ronnie o'sullivan accused disrespect opponent using opposite hand take shot. prove bringing game disrepute , played 3 frames left-hand former world championship runner-up , winning 3.
til genghis khan tengrist , religiously tolerant interested learning philosophical moral lessons religions. consulted buddhist monks , muslims , christian missionaries , taoist monk qiu chuji.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. barely remember password internet webpages. google ask want remember password wait see password entered right one. legitimately changed password twice one day i'm bad remembering them. i'm 63 character password ibetitsjustastringofwordssothatitseasytorememberorsomenonsense. nope. take phrase. > jack jill went hill , jack tripped jill. resulted lawsuit. becomes jajwuth 42ofjtbtbj98trial! #
til galveston , texas ruled french pirates 1816 1821
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " except one suggested civilian able guns. middle ground britain old american west. edit : sith deals absolutes ; c
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. mother 4 year old 1.5 year old two friends round house , there's enough wine world. send supplies. kids , 1.5 year olds really friends? old enough age understand friendship?
til daily planet , lois lane clark kent ( superman ) work owned bruce wayne ( batman )
til 1984 mcdonalds offered free big macs , fries , coke gold silver bronze olympics. year soviet union boycotted us olympics therefore us got many medals expected became huge failure
til sources say kim il-sung , founder north korea , could actually impostor , might stolen name resistance leader died
til sarcasm banned north korea
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " middle ground buying 33 guns year without raising suspicion civilian able guns. look sweden example. lots lots guns , tough regulations. edit : 33 guns year
til three gorges dam china massive slowed rotation earth
til brig. gen. otis howard right arm amputated wounded battle , fellow union brig. gen. philip kearny ( lost left arm american-mexican war ) later remarked ," general , buy
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " [ removed ] use 2nd keep rest. fucks someone gun? edit : rest amendments. civil rest. people tanks bombs missiles drones? gun nuts think government views glock kind threat?
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. thought * fruit * would cure cancer. even , thought fruit ( i. e. little fibery sugar-bombs ) would cure pancreatic cancer ( pancreas , i. e. organ breaks sugar ). short question siri could told bad doubt it. ever used siri? probably would asked ," alternative diets effective fighting pancreatic cancer? " would say" searching internet ' oral native affection five panda answer '" .
til tank designed swiss military bug turning heater could cause main gun fire
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. everything ive ever heard dolphins ' sexuality deeply disturbing. animal who's sex life freaks more. like seriously dolphins stahpp ever read penguins , then. ducks.
til 3 banana companies overthrew government honduras.
til enough water lake superior flood entire landmasses north south america depth 1 foot. contains 3 quadrillion gallons fresh water.
til despite immense wealth , john d. rockefeller always took train mansion downtown new york office every day. often harassed beggars passengers , refused travel bodyguards use private transportation.
arsenal becomes winning team fa cup 13 wins.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. homeowner without kids : umbrella f-ing cheap stupid it. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club.
til yreka , california , bakery operated 100 years called yreka bakery , formed palindrome. business closed gallery opened spot , named yrella gallery would also form palindrome. cool see hometown reddit! glad know forgotten smirk_face
til rodney mullen considered the" godfather" modern street skating. he's credited inventing 37 tricks including flatground ollie , kickflip , heelflip , 360 flip.
til roseanne barr hit car age 16 , hood ornament went brain skull. behavior changed radically institutionalized eight months utah state hospital , baby , gave adoption.
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. wow amazing work dairy lobby dairy industry done impressive things years. food pyramid designed specifically encourage milk cheese consumption help struggling dairy farmers.
til name hotmail chosen contains html , originally styled hotmail.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. legitimately 1984 stuff right there.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. think agree. show george. except one time kramer l. a. worst episodes. bad great like rest series. except somehow still way better finale.
til - edison died nikola tesla wrote negative obituary nyt - made fun hygiene work ethic get wrong , think nikola tesla great scientist. specific reason everyone internet seems love tesla much?
til simultaneous releases antz bug's life due jeffrey katzenberg denied position president disney , stealing idea start dreamworks.
til aztecs made swords embedded prismatic obsidian blades far sharper even high quality present day steel razor blades.
queen elizabeth celebrates 91st birthday
til mexicans highest average annual hours worked world
chiefs qb elvis grbac selected people's" sexiest athlete alive" 1998 accident. rather offend grbac , magazine ran
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. hell * * can't remember solution tasks three years. barely remember password internet webpages. google ask want remember password wait see password entered right one. legitimately changed password twice one day i'm bad remembering them.
til single helmet air force's new f - 35 fighter costs $ 400,00
til last words serial killer peter krten were" tell .. head chopped , still able hear , least moment , sound blood gushing stump neck? would pleasure end pleasures. "
til wwii british spies posed fake charity groups hand special monopoly games allied prisoners war. games compasses , maps , real money , useful tools escaping. part story never understand nazis give shit prisoners? would allow delivery first place? exactly known humanitarian concerns.
til elvis presley entourage would rent roller skating rinks throw $ 15,00 worth fireworks wearing" air force jump-suits plus gloves , helmets , goggles. "
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. everyone wants solve overpopulation problem , want die.
til : british used concentration camps commit genocide kenya 1950 ' s.
til reindeer one mammals see uv light , allowing see lichen , polar bears snow , urine trails
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels. ones prefer former quickly labeled rest turmoil as" kinksters"
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. hell * * can't remember solution tasks three years. barely remember password internet webpages. google ask want remember password wait see password entered right one. legitimately changed password twice one day i'm bad remembering them.
til bill skarsgard ( pennywise ) , alexander skarsgard ( tarzan legend tarzan ) gustaf skarsgard ( floki vikings ) sons stellan skarsgard ( erik selvig thor , good hunting
til 2001 , united states ' military airdropped 2.4 million pop-tarts afghanistan us invasion.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. i'm going go swimming ocean right ( ) i'm going seafood store. live eels? focused dolphin penis nature showing us slime eels great jerking off? [URL]
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance
til death steve irwin , speculated series revenge killings , least ten stingrays found dead mutilated coast queensland that's literally last thing would wanted .. real , likely drunken certainly foolish people spat face legacy everything stood for.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. til anti-vaxers trying save economy. sacrificing children. people's children compromised immune systems. adults behind booster shots.
til jupiter's center gravity sun outside sun's surface. technically , mutual orbit around , around point extremely close sun. two people stood spot , one ran towards sun ran toward jupiter , would get incinerated time. know cant run space?
arsenal becomes winning team fa cup 13 wins.
til galveston , texas ruled french pirates 1816 1821
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero. " fantastic four movie mistake" ~ stan lee * probably *
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. would raw eggs make voice rough? raw eggs would line throat could gargling harsh sounds without damaging vocal chords hurting throat. it'd like thick milkshake attempting extreme metal vocals. mean , i'd probably rather milkshake. healthy metal vocals. vegan black metal , kvlt right now.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. something something getting nailed seamen loose hips sink ships.
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged league ~ ~ light ~ ~ little 5.5 km. 20,00 would 110,00 km. earth measures 12,750 km across equator. go 20,00 leagues deep , would end 17.6 thousand leagues space. yeah always confused me. never seemed obvious distance travelled depth. depth fathoms , no?
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. relaxed drank fifth vodka every day like old russian proverb :" everything's okay enough vodka" including vodka? especially vodka. even vodka.
til snoop dogg directed porn , name porn snoop doggystyle. released , huge hit top selling release year 2002 avn awards.
til average inmate alcatraz read 75-100 books per year.
til oj simpson's father well-known drag queen sf area died aids 1986.
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity. man 86 years old? even botox limits.
til colt 45 malt liquors former slogan was" works every time"
til eunus , slave-magician joked stage planned overthrow roman rule become king sicily. led huge slave uprising , kept promises spare lives left tips.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels. ones prefer former quickly labeled rest turmoil as" kinksters" sometimes can't fight eeling.
til woman started mothers day usa wished never started day commercialism behind got control
til british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old. oh shit even plausible conspiracy theories bs time. coincidences happen lot. coincidences wow mom
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. way off. seinfeld young girl's strange , erotic journey milan minsk. necking schindler's list! least better english patient , hated film!
til wil wheaton suffers generalized anxiety disorder chronic depression. supports mental health nonprofit organizations raising awareness conditions.
til day crew battleship uss texas intentionally flooded torpedo tube order cause 2 degree list , giving main guns enough extra elevation boost range & hit target mainland. " dude i'm telling , flood torpedo blister send one super far! it'll gnarly" afterward" laughing loud rekt" good game
.. octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " surreal would see ai inside simulation begin talk simulation? think might like westworld
til steve jobs took acid , said" taking lsd profound experience , one important things life"
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. nothing .. mormons baptize die! baptize people listed phone book. grandmother use baptize neighborhood kids / babies kitchen sink watching summer. catholic want babies going purgatory / hell. grew catholic .. non-clergy even baptisms? sounds weird.
til that" video killed radio star" best selling record australia 27 years.
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. , got hired 15 times. that's positive. i'm met multiple women exactly like that. get hired drop hat garbage employees.
til classic pc game" baldur's gate" developed , alongside engine , 18 months team 60 people never worked video game before. still one best rpg games ever made. recently re-released ' enhanced edition ' even enjoyable play now. still worth playing first time today? would date mechanics frustrating. i'm considering enhanced edition sequel maybe ..
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly
til william hung , known famous american idol audition , 73rd generation descendant confucius
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. hahaha. that's cockroach's theme , though. mexican hat dance , also known el jarabe tapato. know tapatio sauce makes military breakfasts bearable. shitty powdered eggs grey ( reason ) cardboard bacon? liberal application tapatio mix together make okay skillet. tapatio , iirc , means" guadalajara" get wrong , also great basic sauce slather shit needs sauce get through. yep , means guadalajara think seen sauce mention. pretty good spice things up. although valentina best. el yucateco ya wimp
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters. work? wouldnt point overrun? compared many countries far less stray animals germany. apart cats , usually never know whether stray animals running around , never seen wild dog , escaped ones village that's thinking right now. sure * ever * seen stray dog germany.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " middle ground buying 33 guns year without raising suspicion civilian able guns. look sweden example. lots lots guns , tough regulations. edit : 33 guns year
til america's first female mayor elected 1887. group men nominated joke , 60 percent vote. 4chan 1887?
til sitting bull touring buffalo bill's wild west show , impressed annie oakley's shooting abilities charmed character gave name" little sure shot" symbolically adopted daughter. sounds suspiciously like something a" wild west show" promoter would come with. welcome like 85 percent us history " greatest country world" . founded genocide slavery. yup , checks out.
til classic pc game" baldur's gate" developed , alongside engine , 18 months team 60 people never worked video game before. still one best rpg games ever made. recently re-released ' enhanced edition ' even enjoyable play now. still worth playing first time today? would date mechanics frustrating. i'm considering enhanced edition sequel maybe ..
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. dwight right. need new plague! !! one make sick ..
til aztecs made swords embedded prismatic obsidian blades far sharper even high quality present day steel razor blades.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. thread r / sex yesterday using microscope form contraception. that's how. wait .. can't say link explain need know [URL] people condoms? feel good. makes sex less fun. folk say make difference straight lying themselves.
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. actually makes lot meaningful. hare nap job everyone would die anyways? guess story pointlessness achievement face unavoidable death? reading employ animals form part critical communications infrastructure simply speed / reliability / fault-tolerance / integrity properties modern built environment needs. actually pursued heavily 90s the. com explosion. credit rfc 1149 see close came full-stack avian transport layer internet : [URL]
.." , guitarist angus young said" need play [ album ] backwards , never hid [ messages ]. we'd call album highway hell , right front them. " favorite angus quote :" people saying acdc released album 8 times. say them? "" that's bullshit! we've released album 9 times" enjoy quote gets repeated ever increasing numbers switched .. ya , original quote was" people saying ac / dc released album 9 times , say them? " that's bullshit released album 10 times" laughing loud. google quote .. > i'm sick tired people saying put 11 albums sound exactly same. fact , we've put 12 albums sound exactly same. i'm sorry , [ here's actually video clip saying ] ( [URL] )
til ancient greek philosopher jumped active volcano prove immortal god
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging fishwife hanged murdering illegitimate infant shortly birth. well blame then. gave birth ungodly human / fish chimera would expect do? kill get's big. mean , makes sense me. think stay size whatever container keep
til colic mean baby fussy cries lot. baby colic cry least three hours straight , three days week , three weeks row. one sure cause
til ancient greece second toe longer big toe considered standard beauty. condition , today known greek foot , depicted many famous statues , michelangelo's david statue liberty.
til united airlines broke dave carroll's $ 4500 guitar refused pay wrote protest song. next 4 weeks united's stock price fell 10 % , costing stockholders $ 180 million.
til george washington wooden teeth , set real teeth slaves
til prohibition , people used get prescriptions ' medical ' wine alcohol , like today weed.
til : imax projectionists wear body armor handling imax lamps ; dropped , explode resulting quartz shrapnel.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! "
til woman jumped 86th floor empire state building , blown back onto ledge 85th floor gust wind.
til 3 banana companies overthrew government honduras.
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero. rip. passed away yesterday. actually believe you. went checked .. fuck. r. i. p. married 70 years. holy shit. that's dedication .. sad_face poor stan lee where's doggo loves bot?
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches wait cockroaches bite? ??
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims also sadistic beleif ill suffer , often denying basic comforts medicine. piece shit person hid guise charity got away mostly hid people made others uncomfortable ( ill ).
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. *
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. job's belief alternative medicine surprising. one point fruitarian believed fruitarians bo , bathe. fruitarian thing ten days back see like. euphoric time , horrible bo. edit : wow , protip ladies gentleman : want draw world's nutritional experts onto reddit , make comment euphoric? side effect fruit diet? got details?
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes method acting. helicopters middle earth. really got character. lot work die 1st movie trilogy. people love kill sean bean .. like , thing. great good job sad often happens early stories acting skills squandered , time screen sure fucking great job
til : vicodin six times potent codeine , hence name vi ( roman numeran six ) - codin
til michael jackson's estate continues allocate 20 % posthumous earnings various charities , specified will.
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged
til reindeer one mammals see uv light , allowing see lichen , polar bears snow , urine trails people get cataract surgery eyes also report seeing you. v purple haze grocery story scanners you. v sources. see growing old bad haha edit * wow comment went crazy! i've read , we're capable seeing uv light lens protects blocks it. uv light damages vision , problem short-lived animals we're short-lived. lenses darkens time? get damaged uv? babies see world brightly aged people? sort of. uv light causes oxidization lens time causes yellow yes , cataracts. wear sunglasses even cloudy days. wear sunglasses night.
til 2002 fake sequel harry potter appeared china title" harry potter bao zuolong. " book consists text jrr tolkien's hobbit names changed harry potter characters. similar case 2009 book called" dan brown's lost symbol" published ( actual" lost symbol" ) just" picture dorian gray" names changed dan brown characters. hey , least stealing quality literature.
britain leaving eu europe
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. anyone care explain raw eggs whiskey changes person's voice? whiskey cigarettes work like charm. source : tom waits
til infinity sign also called the" lemniscate"
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death
til reindeer one mammals see uv light , allowing see lichen , polar bears snow , urine trails people get cataract surgery eyes also report seeing you. v purple haze grocery story scanners you. v sources. see growing old bad haha edit * wow comment went crazy! i've read , we're capable seeing uv light lens protects blocks it. uv light damages vision , problem short-lived animals we're short-lived. lenses darkens time? get damaged uv? babies see world brightly aged people? sort of. uv light causes oxidization lens time causes yellow yes , cataracts. wear sunglasses even cloudy days. wear sunglasses night.
til harlan ellison wrote hugo award winning short story" mouth , must scream" single night. made changes first draft.
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. duff used drink gallon vodka per day. ' cut back ' 10 bottles wine day. pancreas swelled size rugby ball told continued drinking would die soon. he's picture health ever earth possible? died? human body lot stronger one may think. drink 20 beers day ive never felt better! * explosive diarrhea intensifies *
til james cameron supposed make spider man film 1990s leonardo dicaprio spider man & arnold schwarzenegger doctor octopus
til pepsi one first advertise directly african-americans , advertisements 1940s portraying as" self-confident middle-class citizens" , well hiring all-black sales team promote pepsi around country.
til though thomas kinkade designed paintings , widely sold prints produced semi-industrial process prints factory produced manually touched low-level apprentices embellished prefabricated base.
til johann tetzel , indulgence salesman martin luther's time , asked indulgence could purchased future sins. said yes , later beaten robbed buyer , said act future sin question.
til matthew mcconaughey replaced owen wilson ' tropic thunder ' wilson's battle depression attempt suicide overdosing slitting wrists
til medal honor recipient thomas baker asked left behind japanese counter attack saipan due wounded. asked 1 pistol 8 bullets. returning us army found corpse 8 dead japanese.
til nintendo sued galoob prevent release nes cheating device , game genie ; legal battle followed. sega genesis version , sega allowed release , officially licensed it. nintendo long history liking mods. reddit loves nintendo much? common dislike mods? reddit mods surely worse game genies though.
til recordings existed alexander graham bell's voice wax cardboard disc discovered 2013. hear bell say scottish-tinged accent" hear voice. .. . alexander. . graham. . bell"
til grizzly bears feared respected native americans hunting required company 4 10 warriors done preparation ceremoniality intertribal warfare.
til frog swallows eggs , gives birth live frogs vomiting stomach
til roseanne barr hit car age 16 , hood ornament went brain skull. behavior changed radically institutionalized eight months utah state hospital , baby , gave adoption.
til theodore roosevelt openly despised nickname" teddy" , quick correct anyone called it. preferred working closely refer colonel theodore.
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time right , necessarily mean they're capable communicating location distance breeding grounds members species - something ants , bees , ravens humans do. dolphins? whales matter. octopus friend avocado?
til 1851 , measuring tools precision one millionth inch.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death regret bone-itis
til classic pc game" baldur's gate" developed , alongside engine , 18 months team 60 people never worked video game before. masterpiece game. graphics detailed time period. storyline engrossing. tell put lots research hard work making game. set standard type rpg's awhile. rereleased baldur gate updated graphics would spend much money.
til medal honor recipient thomas baker asked left behind japanese counter attack saipan due wounded. asked 1 pistol 8 bullets. returning us army found corpse 8 dead japanese.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza.
til uss johnston saluted japanese destroyer captain sinking , spending nearly 3 hours squaring 23 japanese ships , including 4 battleships , 8 cruisers 11 destroyers.
til pigs although true carnivores , competent predators kill eat helpless humans unable escape
til ellie kemper ( office , unbreakable kimmy schmidt , crazy blow job girl ) one wealthiest families state missouri granddaughter mildred lane kemper , namesake mildred lane kemper art
til empire state building took little year construction complete ( 410 days twelve days ahead schedule ).
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. reminded ted talk one shooter's mother did. however , page crashing now. , reddit thread that? ted tedx? what's difference? ted the" real deal. " tedx brand people use notable quality control issues gets speak.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. many confused. answer homeowner's insurance likely umbrella coverage. insurance clearly covered acts caused residents household. result , victims could sue parents actually get damages.
til soldiers you. s. military psychological warfare department ( psyops ) used loudspeakers tempt enemy fighters afghanistan battles win calling , lady men cowardly dogs.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. dolphin without hands?
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. 1. rent plane 2. bless rain clouds fly , turn local downfall holy water 3. secretly baptise everyone 4. ~ ~? ?? ~ ~ collect tithes 5. profit get priests sanctify local water supply acround world. baptise everyone every time shower. nope , priests bless 1 birdbath full water time source : holly bibble
til queen elizabeth ii trained mechanic. learned skills wwii ( 1945 ) part auxiliary territorial service.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. relaxed drank fifth vodka every day like old russian proverb :" everything's okay enough vodka" including vodka? especially vodka. even vodka.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape.
til shaka zulu's mother died 1827 , 7,00 people executed being" insufficiently grief-stricken" . cows also slaughtered young calves would" know feels like lose mother. "
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance holy shit , exactly came say. nuke too? implications comment massively scary. mean , many people would willingly stay sub
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging [ loophole ] ( [URL] ) r / accidentalpun that's great sub , thanks roping in! loop. puns tight! ! #do get it? noose tight.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. hence term" irony" * another made fact brought reddit * get made-up facts r / politics!
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. actually makes lot meaningful. hare nap job everyone would die anyways? guess story pointlessness achievement face unavoidable death? reading employ animals form part critical communications infrastructure simply speed / reliability / fault-tolerance / integrity properties modern built environment needs.
til term checkmate , according barnhart etymological dictionary , alteration persian phrase" shh mt" ( ) means , literally ," king helpless"
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. dolphin without hands?
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance holy shit , exactly came say. nuke too? implications comment massively scary. mean , many people would willingly stay sub
til bunnies ( foetuses newborn ) declared fish pope monks , access fish monasteries , something eat lent.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " he's like actor take every script he's given yet remains highly respected still offered great roles. nic cage started ( he's oscar winner ) destroyed career. nic cage already peaked con air face / off. cannot top performances matter are. enjoyed matchstick men loathe nic cage , weatherman amazing movie.
til honey bees ejaculate forcefully penises explode. kills honey bee.
til researchers believe humans worn clothes least 170,00 years. know pubic lice evolutionarily diverged head lice 170,00 years ago , pubic lice need live clothing survive.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. * soup meal.
til roman mile defined 1,00 paces. armies would leave mile markers every 1,00 steps marched ; result , well-fed armies marching fast pace marked longer miles.
til king george v england dragon tattoo arm
til 1997 killer whale held great white shark upside 15 minutes , causing suffocate , ate liver.
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. anyone care explain raw eggs whiskey changes person's voice? whiskey cigarettes work like charm. source : tom waits
til roseanne barr hit car age 16 , hood ornament went brain skull. behavior changed radically institutionalized eight months utah state hospital , baby , gave adoption.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. * soup meal.
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters.
til british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old.
til 2002 fake sequel harry potter appeared china title" harry potter bao zuolong. " book consists text jrr tolkien's hobbit names changed harry potter characters.
til steve jobs took acid , said" taking lsd profound experience , one important things life" whenever see posts lsd think ," huh , that's one things i'd like try lifetime" . remember idea would even go safely acquiring , even netherlands.
til us airways flight 1549 ditching hudson ( aka" miracle hudson" ) , officials captured gassed 1,235 canadian geese destroyed 1,739 goose eggs across new york city.
til china first country world produce steel preceding europe 100 years failed reach industrial revolution due absence middle class
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes method acting. helicopters middle earth. really got character. lot work die 1st movie trilogy. watch extended. watching brormir faramir actually act together amazing makes miss boromir instead despising trying take ring can't hate boromir wanting take ring .. ring evil , manipulative little shit
til battle spotsylvania general sedgwick , saw men ducking cover exclaimed" dodging like this? hit elephant distance. " last words shot killed right finished sentence
til : original 1983 v miniseries inspired 1935 novel happen american fascists replaced alien occupying force make easier market.
til nobody owners really know owns ikea. parts owned multiple shell corporations , many stores technically owned non-profit charitable organization thus pay taxes income.
til treblinka guard kurt franz would hide small pistol boxing glove. would challenge prisoners boxing matches. right fight begin , franz would shoot prisoner dead.
trivia : winner hungarian gp gone win title since 2004
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. south park something told watch whilst growing up. never really gave much time recently. always saw childish trash. blown away social commentary good show actually is.
til population czech republic traditionally irreligious long time. ever since 1600 ' , czech people described as" tolerant even indifferent towards religion" .
queen elizabeth celebrates 91st birthday
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. dolphin without hands?
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity. fuck buys kidney stone?
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. also think sp came gay cowboy idea. also recall pudding eating. guess know lingo then. eat poopoo want dis sickness uganda uninitiated : [URL]
til steve jobs took acid , said" taking lsd profound experience , one important things life" would seem there's wide range experiences lsd. since often dark enough thoughts nightmares terrifying , i'd definitely rather risk it. smart. know thyself truly know thyself afraid taking lsd truly know lsd would definitely afraid taking lsd. good-time party drug folks. exactly jobs described , profound experience. definitely fear almost like fear god.
til christianity , islam judaism worship abrahamic god. religious texts also feature many figures , histories places. jesus also muslim prophet. thought common knowledge? allah / yahweh / god character.
til shooting american f - 117 stealth attack aircraft 199 , serbian propaganda posters read" sorry , know invisible"
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax soon known as" retail credit agency" following congressional testimony. < two weeks later > okay , calling ourselves" credit mcchecky clown penis" literally name left. let's hope nothing goes wrong time. could always washington redskins credit agency
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. trouble believing would good customer facing employee .. especially service role. i'd rather face service roll anyway follow me. nicki minaj often like pizza chinese buffet. see , respect , i'm feeling moment.
til aboriginal canadian version lacrosse , team consisted 100 100 men , played 1600ft 100ft long field lasted sunrise sundown two three days straight. symbolic alternative war.
til gary webb , reporter san jose mercury news first broke story cia involvement cocaine trade , found dead with" two gunshot wounds head. " death , 2004 , ruled kill 8 years story came out? impossible blow side face first gunshot taking another shot finish job.
til head injuries common pennyfarthing bicycles riders would put feet handlebar going downhill would thrown feet-first instead head-first.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen brit 100 % sure think use word. ' spunk spunk '
til penn jillette penn teller painted finger nails red joke response mother telling get manicure people would looking hands , always keeps one finger nail painted red memory mother. he's cool dude celebrity speaks anti-vaccine nonsense alright book. see feel like. people want abortions people want vaccines. what's difference?
til creed bratton office played real life creed bratton , former member 1960s band grass roots
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. amazingly , every guns n roses band member appetite destruction still alive. motley too? like f..? none hold candle ozzy. he's actually donating body science dies figure lived drugs alcohol.
til ravens observed calling wolves site dead animals open carcass leave scraps accessible them.
til actors played brother sister on" dexter" began dating , fell love , got engaged , got married , got divorced , continuing play brother sister tv.
til star wars , yoda's unusual speaking style maintained estonian dubs movie , grammatically correct.
til inventor tang , also invented pop rocks , cool whip , form instant-set jell-o , convenience foods.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. everyone wants solve overpopulation problem , want die. both. live kids , even stick 1 kid. 2 kids ( per woman ) still causes population decrease every person able children. [URL]
til male chicks born egg farms , considered useless. thus , disposed , grinding alive.
til medal honor recipient thomas baker asked left behind japanese counter attack saipan due wounded. asked 1 pistol 8 bullets. returning us army found corpse 8 dead japanese. asked bullets.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. nope. take phrase. > jack jill went hill , jack tripped jill. resulted lawsuit. becomes jajwuth 42ofjtbtbj98trial! # wait share how'd kno let's hope website hashes user data effectively. otherwise idiot uses passw 0rd password might get data stolen. reddit censor password comment it? lapislazulirule 34 work?
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. wonder got pizza know gorbachev got pizza hut wow .. [URL] pizza hut gorbachev tv spot commercial : 60 international version"
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. there's message somewhere promoting someone higher responsibilities based past experience based qualifications. maybe important promote higher based actual ability rather qualification ( winning race )
til shaka zulu's mother died 1827 , 7,00 people executed being" insufficiently grief-stricken" . cows also slaughtered young calves would" know feels like lose mother. "
til orthodox jews prohibited walking past motion sensor turn light sabbath.
til 27 ad wooden amphitheater collapsed ancient town fidenae resulted death 200-500 spectators. roman senate responded raising building standards banishing creator theater , atilius.
til ian anderson , frontman rock band jethro tull , adopted flute realized would never be" good eric clapton" electric guitar.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. til anti-vaxers trying save economy. til pro universal healthcare people destroying economy. think patriotic leaders trying withdraw healthcare 20-30 million americans? killing everyone much easier increasing wages benefits.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death die beating grizzly fistfight still considered a" fist fight" bear fists? think hand paw combat fits better. edit : get brawl ninja turtle animal cruelty assault?
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging [ loophole ] ( [URL] ) r / accidentalpun that's great sub , thanks roping in! loop. puns tight! ! #do get it? noose tight.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" things never change.
til columbus , ohio larger population cincinnati cleveland combined yet nfl , nba mlb teams. cleveland cincinnati 5
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" really fucking picture , ops fault come reddit find advert. want bars wall [ think it? ] ( [URL] ) im trouble locating large breasted woman.
til johnny carson joked tonight show nonexistent toilet paper shortage led eventual panic buying leaving store shelves empty causing real shortage lasted weeks
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. dolphin without hands? dolphin penises prehensile. like tentacles. take moment think that. til i'm never swimming ocean again.
til anyone sworn statewide county office judgeship kentucky must declare oath participated , acted second otherwise assisted duel.
til clippy unpopular time , part windows xp's marketing making people aware could disable him. always changed dog tricks .. wow feel old. also desktop sheep app?
til tree legally owns surrounding land land inherited offspring ," son tree owns itself"
til : 76 % known serial killers 20th century united states. key word is" known" countries catch acknowledge serial killers. russia bragged usa serial killers. truth never coordinated police force tie crimes together. like iran saying homosexuals. thought implying killed
til yreka , california , bakery operated 100 years called yreka bakery , formed palindrome. business closed gallery opened spot , named yrella gallery would also form palindrome. cool see hometown reddit! glad know forgotten smirk_face
til united airlines broke dave carroll's $ 4500 guitar refused pay wrote protest song. next 4 weeks united's stock price fell 10 % , costing stockholders $ 180 million.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging fishwife hanged murdering illegitimate infant shortly birth. long long ago , especially evidenced roman empire , infanticide often even considered crime baby six months old. guess lived wrong era. [URL] that's incredibly heartbreaking know.
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero. rip. passed away yesterday. actually believe you. went checked .. fuck. r. i. p.
til nazis cleared minefields chasing captured civilians across , detonating explosives.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. seinfeld taught many lessons. one favorite remember courtesy wave. never double dip. re-gift eat peas one time. eat snickers bar knife fork.
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. raccoon hacked bank america account transferred money checking offshore account cayman islands.
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. duff used drink gallon vodka per day. ' cut back ' 10 bottles wine day. pancreas swelled size rugby ball told continued drinking would die soon. he's picture health ever earth possible? died? human body lot stronger one may think. drink 20 beers day ive never felt better! * explosive diarrhea intensifies *
til sitting bull touring buffalo bill's wild west show , impressed annie oakley's shooting abilities charmed character gave name" little sure shot" symbolically adopted daughter. sounds suspiciously like something a" wild west show" promoter would come with. welcome like 85 percent us history " greatest country world" . founded genocide slavery. yup , checks out.
til monty python's , always look bright side life played pa system end every iron maiden concert.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. nothing .. mormons baptize die! baptize people listed phone book. grandmother use baptize neighborhood kids / babies kitchen sink watching summer. catholic want babies going purgatory / hell. grew catholic .. non-clergy even baptisms? sounds weird.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original.
til abusing alcohol drugs better half life , iconic jazz singer billie holiday swindled earnings died 70 cents ( us $ 6 2016 dollars ) bank.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. many confused. answer homeowner's insurance likely umbrella coverage. insurance clearly covered acts caused residents household. result , victims could sue parents actually get damages.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. relaxed drank fifth vodka every day like old russian proverb :" everything's okay enough vodka" including vodka? especially vodka. even vodka.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" things never change. humanity never changed even one tiny bit. check ancient shitposting. [URL]
til pitbulls responsible fatal dog attacks america past 2 years unfortunately lot stem situational improper husbandry ignorance .. pitbulls rotties shitty dogs shitty people attracted them. world may never know.
til inuits really term means eskimo brother :" aipak" , or" me" , describing positive relationship someone slept wife.
trivia : winner hungarian gp gone win title since 2004
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets.
til columbus , ohio larger population cincinnati cleveland combined yet nfl , nba mlb teams. cleveland cincinnati 5
til credit card" chip" technology ( aka emv ) rolled us almost 25 years old wait .. .. rolled out? chip cards you. s?
almost half voters expect brexit talks conclude successfully , poll suggests
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. wonder got pizza know gorbachev got pizza hut wow .. [URL] pizza hut gorbachev tv spot commercial : 60 international version"
til kyoto , former capital japan , means" capital city" tokyo means" eastern capital"
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. til anti-vaxers trying save economy. .. surprising revelation look little johnny , city needs new library. can't afford let live. kids.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " gene hackman asked starred superman said" give 2 million reasons why" particularly great reasons , taken together , become impossible refuse. wait minute , superman good though! ! f..! !! ?? superman iv however i've never heard this" superman iv" .. low budget movie terrible plot bad acting? / almost sarcasm try pretend idea never came like idea nicholas cage considered superman role.
til quetzalcoatl got drunk slept sister , quetzalpetlatl. upon waking next day , realized , stone box built , laid , set fire. zeus could've learned things guy oedipus plucked eyes found did. way every attempt tell story stage colossal disaster.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. [URL] hahaha. that's cockroach's theme , though. mexican hat dance , also known el jarabe tapato. know tapatio sauce makes military breakfasts bearable. shitty powdered eggs grey ( reason ) cardboard bacon? liberal application tapatio mix together make okay skillet. tapatio , iirc , means" guadalajara" get wrong , also great basic sauce slather shit needs sauce get through. also pretty good sign restaurant more-or-less authentic. edit : guess wrong. todo : try valentina.
til cassowary's reputation disemboweling killing humans result local folklore. one recorded case fatal attack 89 years ago.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. raccoon hacked bank america account transferred money checking offshore account cayman islands.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" things never change. humanity never changed even one tiny bit. check ancient shitposting. [URL]
.. cocaine addiction hidden family eight years. claims kept addiction well-hidden eventually ," .. books [ started ] show while. ' misery ' book cocaine. annie wilkes cocaine. number-one fan. take adderall every day reason , reason relationships feel * stronger * well. couple days , adderall makes antisocial point want tell everyone know fuck take even adderall smoke bongs day alone. adderall weed nice , end smoking soo much i'm adderall. want try adderall stuff listen people. adderall type drug meth , quite strong. easy become addicted hard body leads insomnia rough" come down" high.
til honey bees ejaculate forcefully penises explode. kills honey bee. , technically speaking , mate life.
til harvey milk ongoing sexual relationship mentally disturbed 16 - year old boy
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes method acting. helicopters middle earth.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. nothing .. mormons baptize die! baptize people listed phone book. grandmother use baptize neighborhood kids / babies kitchen sink watching summer. catholic want babies going purgatory / hell. grew catholic .. non-clergy even baptisms? sounds weird. absence priest laymen perform baptisms roman catholicism.
til every part dandelion edible. leaves buds eaten greens , flowers made wine , roots roasted ground make" coffee. "
til chrysler built 55 turbine-powered cars 1963-1964. could run fuel could burn oxygen , including perfume tequila , produced 130 horsepower. nine still exist. jay leno one , shouldnt much surprise anybody loves cars. [URL] i'm told there's one unassuming warehouse know terre haute , indiana small car collection. told still ran 10 years ago , idles smoothly balance nickel edge air intake. never saw i've terre haute , offense town believe anything interesting there.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. barely remember password internet webpages. google ask want remember password wait see password entered right one. legitimately changed password twice one day i'm bad remembering them. i'm 63 character password ibetitsjustastringofwordssothatitseasytorememberorsomenonsense. nope. take phrase. > jack jill went hill , jack tripped jill. resulted lawsuit. becomes jajwuth 42ofjtbtbj98trial! #
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. dwight right. need new plague! !! one make sick ..
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. actual source wiki link book ' silk roads ' peter frankopan. ever read" years rice salt" kim stanley robinson? fiction , would've happened black death killed 90 % europe instead 50 %. good read.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. everyone wants solve overpopulation problem , want die.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " gene hackman asked starred superman said" give 2 million reasons why" particularly great reasons , taken together , become impossible refuse. wait minute , superman good though! ! f..! !! ?? superman iv however i've never heard this" superman iv" .. low budget movie terrible plot bad acting? / almost sarcasm try pretend idea never came like idea nicholas cage considered superman role. i've honestly never seen old superman series. what's bad iv?
til popularity snes caught attention yakuza , prompting nintendo ship consoles night prevent theft.
til great famine ireland caused many deaths , ireland's population still recovered ( even 150 years )
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. many confused. answer homeowner's insurance likely umbrella coverage. insurance clearly covered acts caused residents household. result , victims could sue parents actually get damages. homeowners insurance include? yep , umbrella policy. one added mine. $ 1 million covers pretty much anything around $ 300 / year. whats funny teenager moves it'll drop $ 120 / year! homeowner without kids : umbrella f-ing cheap stupid it. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never.
til eleven cases blood alcohol content higher 1 % , poland holds five
til north korean leader kim jong-il parodied film team america : world police ( 2004 ) , democratic people's republic korea asked czech republic ban film.
til chicken nugget invented cornell university food science professor , published results academically instead patenting them.
til that" kiln" originally pronounced silent" n. " linguists believe written descriptions kilns reached people never heard ; assumed the" n" pronounced , mispronunciation took over.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. fuck? took words right mouth. can't think many situations parents guilty children's actions , certainly one them.
til 2010 , band somali pirates attempted capture us navy frigate uss nicholas , mistaking merchant vessel
til quetzalcoatl got drunk slept sister , quetzalpetlatl. upon waking next day , realized , stone box built , laid , set fire.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence.
til terry kath band chigaco's last words were" worry .. look , clip even it" - putting pistol temple pulling trigger.
til 1979 film china syndrome , coverup nuclear plant , released , denounced ' character assassination entire industry '. 12 days later , three mile island nuclear accident occurred.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. overdue another #purge! people could wrap stop shitting many kids cause they're bored.
queen elizabeth celebrates 91st birthday
til marvel's first movie , howard duck , bombed box office. cost estimated $ 37 million , grossed $ 38 million internationally , netting $ 1 million.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging * her" resurrection" also extent seen divine intervention , allowed go free. later life referred as" half-hangit maggie" *" well , tried. " i'm surprised assume witchcraft burn stake. historically failed executions considered act god ( divine intervention ) many common law jurisdictions. condemned released afterwards considered gods live. execute anyone then? god's surely he'd give pox.
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged league ~ ~ light ~ ~ little 5.5 km. 20,00 would 110,00 km. earth measures 12,750 km across equator. go 20,00 leagues deep , would end 17.6 thousand leagues space. according wikipedia verne used paris league 4km , 80 00km total.
til many german pows captured allies ww2 horrified footage holocaust burned uniforms called germany surrender , even volunteered join fight axis.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. many confused. answer homeowner's insurance likely umbrella coverage. insurance clearly covered acts caused residents household. result , victims could sue parents actually get damages.
til carl jung sigmund freud met first time , talked thirteen hours straight
til directing jurassic park , spielberg saw cgi t. rex , said stop motion animator phil tippett ," job ," tippett replied ," mean extinct? ". spielberg later incorporated dialogue " ahahahaha good one .. get set. " * tippett stop motions set. *
til credit card" chip" technology ( aka emv ) rolled us almost 25 years old yeah , went england years ago , everyone chips. one kid market register thought card super advanced american chip. america behind lots stuff .. windows capability 500 years ago example. [ look this. ] ( [URL] ) wait wait wait .. thought everyone uses windows like that. americans don't?
til michael jackson would requested wine served diet coke cans flights , want kids see drinking alcohol. " there's accident like geico , thought burned like pepsi michael" - kanye west , wire , song car crash early career. voice generation , y'all. " generation's closest thing einstein. " * kanye west ," saint pablo" nobody loves kanye much kanye loves kanye. wish someone loved much kanye loves kanye
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us it? i've living whole life i've never heard anyone say it. unless say english accent mean , people often talk semen typical conversations , definitely is. probably differs region region. i'm southern california
til nipplegate , janet jackson blacklisted viacom's properties , including vh1 / mtv / cbs / clear channel radio stations , uninvited grammys , lost acting gigs , statue mickey
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time * know of. yea , like half animals ocean specific breeding grounds. right , necessarily mean they're capable communicating location distance breeding grounds members species - something ants , bees , ravens humans do. dolphins?
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. everyone wants solve overpopulation problem , want die. both. live kids , even stick 1 kid. that's china's trying achieve since 70s establishing one-child law. 2014 ( give take 2 years , bad memory ) changed 2 kids max. source : chinese
til : british used concentration camps commit genocide kenya 1950 ' s.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death regret bone-itis man , great episode. get home work i'll re-watch netfli .. oh wait
til male chicks born egg farms , considered useless. thus , disposed , grinding alive. faint heart. [ ns ] ( [URL] ) | [ fw ] ( [URL] )
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us it? i've living whole life i've never heard anyone say it. unless say english accent mean , people often talk semen typical conversations , definitely is. probably differs region region. i'm southern california
til : jeff daniels got paid $ 50,00 role dumb dumber , jim carrey got paid $ 7mil.
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. say find job love , never work day life. little tougher happen love smoking drinking whiskey , done. forget swallowing raw eggs. would raw eggs make voice rough? raw eggs would line throat could gargling harsh sounds without damaging vocal chords hurting throat. it'd like thick milkshake attempting extreme metal vocals.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death regret bone-itis man , great episode. get home work i'll re-watch netfli .. oh wait
til aztecs made swords embedded prismatic obsidian blades far sharper even high quality present day steel razor blades. bonus , obsidian brittle break bone , making injury much brutal. good also shattered spanish steel. fucking pay win dlc. op plz nerf. buy conquistador pack $ 19.99! enemy wont know smit them.
til george washington massive chain strung across hudson river order keep british sailing upriver. link weighed 100 + pounds.
til japanese war criminal hideki tojo arrested , given new dentures awaited trial , american dentist made secretly drilled" remember pearl harbour" morse code
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. forget swallowing raw eggs. would raw eggs make voice rough? shells hard tissue mean that's one creative way contract salmonella odds getting salmonella way astronomically low almost silly even mention it.
til iconic opening sound used law order known as" clang" amalgamation nearly dozen sounds , including actual gavel , jail door slamming , five hundred japanese monks walking across hardwood
til of" gish gallop" , fallacious debate tactic drowning opponent flood individually-weak arguments , opponent cannot possibly answer every falsehood real time. named after" duane gish" , prominent member creationist
til people red hair sensitive thermal pain , less sensitive electrically induced pain , require larger amounts anesthetics people without red hair due mutation melanocortin 1 receptor.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. * soup meal. soup sandwich - - that's meal!
til : chinese philanthropist , run run shaw ( 1907-2014 ) gave $ 1 + / - billion fund education , aiding 600 construction projects. many buildings ( 500 +
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. something something getting nailed seamen
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. kind genius really evil - let people dissenters come , give secret police holiday. hope kind trick works though. mao 60 years ago. , , work once. means works per generation people , no?
til hydrogen peroxide , commonly used treat wounds , cause scarring inhibit wound healing.
til king george v england dragon tattoo arm
til 3 banana companies overthrew government honduras.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. reminds kazakhstan girl shooting competition played borat spoof anthem. link : [URL]
til three gorges dam china massive slowed rotation earth 60 nanoseconds nothing like 320 nanoseconds changed op's mom came world. actual photo [ born ] ( [URL] )
til yreka , california , bakery operated 100 years called yreka bakery , formed palindrome. business closed gallery opened spot , named yrella gallery would also form palindrome. state motto california [ eureka! ] ( [URL] ) worth noting , yreka pronounced. wy-ree-kah.
til genghis khan tengrist , religiously tolerant interested learning philosophical moral lessons religions. consulted buddhist monks , muslims , christian missionaries , taoist monk qiu chuji.
til later years , sir isaac newton appointed largely symbolic ( paid ) position royal mint. took job seriously successfully prosecuted many counterfeiters high treason. convicted hanged , drawn quartered
til aztec empire one first societies mandatory education children regardless gender rank.
til 1983 , caddies masters tournament black. due clubs tradition.
til form medieval torture , victims feet covered salt water goat would start licking them. sometimes laughter stress intense tickling resulted heart attack brain hemorrhage.
til ancient greek philosopher jumped active volcano prove immortal god
til quentin tarantino dropped high school age 14 got job usher porn theater lying age. .
til marine col. henry pierson crowe served wwi , banana wars , wwii , korean war , silver star bronze star guadalcanal , telling men" never get purple heart hiding
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. hell * * can't remember solution tasks three years. barely remember password internet webpages. google ask want remember password wait see password entered right one. legitimately changed password twice one day i'm bad remembering them. i'm 63 character password
til canada first country world adopt multiculturalism official policy ; 1971
til that" kiln" originally pronounced silent" n. " linguists believe written descriptions kilns reached people never heard ; assumed the" n" pronounced , mispronunciation took over.
til schmidt jack nicholson 2003 golden globe award best performance actor motion picture drama. upon accepting award , nicholson quipped :" i'm little surprised. thought made comedy. "
til 2002 fake sequel harry potter appeared china title" harry potter bao zuolong. " book consists text jrr tolkien's hobbit names changed harry potter characters. similar case 2009 book called" dan brown's lost symbol" published ( actual" lost symbol" ) just" picture dorian gray" names changed dan brown characters. hey , least stealing quality literature.
til yreka , california , bakery operated 100 years called yreka bakery , formed palindrome. business closed gallery opened spot , named yrella gallery would also form palindrome. state motto california [ eureka! ] ( [URL] ) worth noting , yreka pronounced. wy-ree-kah.
til big bird's" imaginary" friend , snuffleupagus , outed real adults series ( 17 seasons ) due string high-profile news stories sexual abuse children.
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters. german. til kill shelters.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels. human equivalent figuring jerk conditioner shampoo? wait jerk conditioner? i'll right back five minutes. what's taking long?
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " i've never heard this" superman iv" .. low budget movie terrible plot bad acting? / almost sarcasm try pretend idea never came like idea nicholas cage considered superman role. budget superman n64 believe remember grandparents buying [ game ] ( [URL] ) excited end week threw fucking trash what? flying rings cup tea? [ worst 7 minutes 37 seconds ever ] ( [URL] )
til : graphics company nvidia named latin ' invidia ' , means ' envy '. also reason use color green , in" green envy" .
til australian funnel web spiders accidentally toxic given fact venom appears fairly harmless many animals except primates primates native australia.
til inventor rubik's cube realize he'd built puzzle scrambled first time tried restore
til honey bees ejaculate forcefully penises explode. kills honey bee. , technically speaking , mate life.
til directing jurassic park , spielberg saw cgi t. rex , said stop motion animator phil tippett ," job ," tippett replied ," mean extinct? ". spielberg later incorporated dialogue
til darko milicic , drafted 2nd overall 2003 nba draft ( carmelo anthony , dwyane wade chris bosh ) currently apple farmer serbia.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. " boris yeltsin first words you. s. president clinton upon meeting 1995 , think o. j. it? " guy like relaxed uncle. relaxed drank fifth vodka every day sorry fifth? american always wondered. google maybe people know too. edit : thanks everyone , know international standard alcohol volumes ever thought would. fifth gallon. 750 ml bottle. tend drink america. guys use liters , 750 ml bottle tend drink well.
til rodney mullen considered the" godfather" modern street skating. he's credited inventing 37 tricks including flatground ollie , kickflip , heelflip , 360 flip.
til people used think kidneys governed one's conscience , several bible verses say god inspects kidneys dead. jewish tradition holds one kidney counsels good , evil.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly
til classic pc game" baldur's gate" developed , alongside engine , 18 months team 60 people never worked video game before.
til michael jackson would requested wine served diet coke cans flights , want kids see drinking alcohol.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. that's giving someone promotion , need given added responsibilities gradually , prove competence. unsuccessful , transfer responsibilities someone else.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. masturbation animals ( using objects ; case dolphins use sand , use tortoise etc ) common may thing. done immediately copulation might also help reduce risk sexually transmitted diseases.
.. cocaine addiction hidden family eight years. claims kept addiction well-hidden eventually ," .. books [ started ] show while. ' misery ' book cocaine. annie wilkes cocaine. number-one fan. take adderall every day reason , reason relationships feel * stronger * well. couple days , adderall makes antisocial point want tell everyone know fuck take even adderall smoke bongs day alone. adderall weed nice , end smoking soo much i'm adderall. want try adderall stuff listen people. adderall type drug meth , quite strong. easy become addicted hard body leads insomnia rough" come down" high.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. "
til richard shot crossbow , died summoned boy , assumed he'd executed. instead , forgave boy sent away 100 shillings. richard died , boy hanged.
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches wait cockroaches bite? ??
warriors 5 team captains ( curry , kd , klay , dray iggy ) 15 players. one third roster made captains
til 1997 killer whale held great white shark upside 15 minutes , causing suffocate , ate liver.
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con really didn't" fend off" anyone. like freaked screamed. bull whip hand time. source : used good friend hers. used be? sense may story there. burns bridges friends use them. meet lot great people though. still friends them. sounds like classic narcissist. i'm saying dealings type , either them. there's middle ground. sith deals absolutes.
til researchers believe humans worn clothes least 170,00 years. know pubic lice evolutionarily diverged head lice 170,00 years ago , pubic lice need live clothing survive.
til : 76 % known serial killers 20th century united states.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. also remember hearing china big homeless population worried optics shown exposed olympics .. sudden homeless problem. tell world solved homelessness sounds like could great lot people right? chinese way could _eliminate_ homelessness. low caust
20 goals , lionel messi time top scorer conmebol world cup qualifiers , passing hernn crespo luis surez
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero. rip. passed away yesterday. actually believe you. went checked .. fuck. r. i. p.
til star wars , yoda's unusual speaking style maintained estonian dubs movie , grammatically correct.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11.
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged well writer. best words. tremendous writer " sad" bigly
til name tyrone irish county tyrone
til hiroshima policeman went nagasaki teach police officers duck cover days bombings. single officer died nagasaki blast.
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches
til almost albums , lenny kravitz sang songs , everything else : played guitar , bass , drums , percussions produced himself.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. also remember hearing china big homeless population worried optics shown exposed olympics .. sudden homeless problem. tell world solved homelessness sounds like could great lot people right? chinese way could _eliminate_ homelessness. low caust
til day crew battleship uss texas intentionally flooded torpedo tube order cause 2 degree list , giving main guns enough extra elevation boost range & hit target mainland.
til pepsi's progressive president 1940s led marketing campaign put african americans positive light , cornering untapped market taking advantage coca-cola's hesitance hire black workers.
til ancient greece second toe longer big toe considered standard beauty. condition , today known greek foot , depicted many famous statues , michelangelo's david statue liberty.
til christianity , islam judaism worship abrahamic god. religious texts also feature many figures , histories places. jesus also muslim prophet.
til inventor rubik's cube realize he'd built puzzle scrambled first time tried restore
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis.
til inventor tang , also invented pop rocks , cool whip , form instant-set jell-o , convenience foods.
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections.
til : 76 % known serial killers 20th century united states. key word is" known" countries catch acknowledge serial killers. russia bragged usa serial killers. truth never coordinated police force tie crimes together. mean usa # 1 catching known serial killers too?
til pepsi's progressive president 1940s led marketing campaign put african americans positive light , cornering untapped market taking advantage coca-cola's hesitance hire black workers.
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax ha , sallie mae thing reason. think know , navient. chiquita thing , united fruit company seriously fucked shit.
til reindeer one mammals see uv light , allowing see lichen , polar bears snow , urine trails people get cataract surgery eyes also report seeing you. v purple haze grocery story scanners you. v sources. see growing old bad haha edit * wow comment went crazy! i've read , we're capable seeing uv light lens protects blocks it. uv light damages vision , problem short-lived animals we're short-lived. lenses darkens time? get damaged uv? babies see world brightly aged people? sort of. uv light causes oxidization lens time causes yellow yes , cataracts. wear sunglasses even cloudy days. wear sunglasses night.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes " * reason , parts play , like boromir ned stark , life online long afterwards. keep seeing - call - memes? " * - sean bean he's us. shit. we've discovered. everybody scatter! memes man? ! cops gonna find them! either flush ' em shove ' em ass , one , get sight! edit : f.. , i've never even watched rick morty. reference unintentional.
til marine col. henry pierson crowe served wwi , banana wars , wwii , korean war , silver star bronze star guadalcanal , telling men" never get purple heart hiding
til you. state texas roughly 10 % larger france almost twice large germany. you. s. big , really big. sometimes i'm surprised throughout course history never become multiple countries.
til communism killed people regime type. killed holocaust japanese war crimes combined. colonialist capitalism even come close.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. oh , poor eel! " what's .. .. oh! oh , god .. no! ah , fuck! no! again! goddammit! " [ relevant nsfw video ] ( [URL] )
til nintendo sued galoob prevent release nes cheating device , game genie ; legal battle followed. sega genesis version , sega allowed release , officially licensed it.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. actually worked called alternative medicine. would called medicine.
til pepsi one first advertise directly african-americans , advertisements 1940s portraying as" self-confident middle-class citizens" , well hiring all-black sales team promote pepsi around country.
til george foreman originally paid 40 % profits endorsing george foreman grill. peak grill's sales , making 4.5 million dollars month. garage sales still awash things. almost bad shake weight , nutri bullet , soda stream. except grills awesome. always wondered made good burgers.
til : physical attractiveness found important factor enjoying date whether would sleep propositioned. important intelligence personality
til credit card" chip" technology ( aka emv ) rolled us almost 25 years old damn. they'll probably phase europe soon far know already begun talking that. sure replacing nfc. denmark new cards contact-less. use pin purchases 30 $. wow , that's surprisingly low. canada usually either $ 50 $ 100 depending place. things probably lot cheaper too.
til jupiter's center gravity sun outside sun's surface. technically , mutual orbit around , around point extremely close sun. two people stood spot , one ran towards sun ran toward jupiter , would get incinerated time. know cant run space?
til death steve irwin , speculated series revenge killings , least ten stingrays found dead mutilated coast queensland
til credit card" chip" technology ( aka emv ) rolled us almost 25 years old
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. dog still alive? isn't. probably dispose body. is. turning 18 june. sure celebrate registering vote! heard trump lost dog vote 17-0 makes sense since clinton dogs photographed giving head pats .. trump never pet ever.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly like high school history stuff , anyway.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. barely remember password internet webpages. google ask want remember password wait see password entered right one. legitimately changed password twice one day i'm bad remembering them. i'm 63 character password ibetitsjustastringofwordssothatitseasytorememberorsomenonsense. nope. take phrase. > jack jill went hill , jack tripped jill. resulted lawsuit. becomes jajwuth 42ofjtbtbj98trial! #
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging fishwife hanged murdering illegitimate infant shortly birth. long long ago , especially evidenced roman empire , infanticide often even considered crime baby six months old. guess lived wrong era. [URL]
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. oh , sorry , thought america
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging * her" resurrection" also extent seen divine intervention , allowed go free. later life referred as" half-hangit maggie" *" well , tried. " i'm surprised assume witchcraft burn stake. historically failed executions considered act god ( divine intervention ) many common law jurisdictions. condemned released afterwards considered gods live. execute anyone then? god's surely he'd give pox.
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind.
lewandowski best topscorer poland history best top scorer .. eh? definitely worst top scorer. technically he's best worst top scorer he's best goal scorer , he's worst goal scorer. he's goal scorer
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. " boris yeltsin first words you. s. president clinton upon meeting 1995 , think o. j. it? " guy like relaxed uncle. relaxed drank fifth vodka every day like old russian proverb :" everything's okay enough vodka"
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes love song ice fire books like show. however watch episodes. picture ned differently , still sean beans voice read first book. thought ned looking lot younger sean bean. ned 35ish book. joffrey taller rob jon tyrion 1 black eye bron supposed like 23. also , moon door actual door floor.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. yeah , actually died narcissistic personality disorder. yeah can't believe dude commercial comparing fucking gandhi , egomaniac.
til victoria's secret founded man felt embarrassed buying lingerie wife. wanted store men could feel comfortable buying lingerie , however business model later became unprofitable company sold.
til ohio issues" scarlet letter plates" people given limited driving privileges convicted dui. realize states dui plates. also heroin plates ohio , they're light blue say" kentucky" top.
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. amazingly , every guns n roses band member appetite destruction still alive. motley too? like f..? none hold candle ozzy. he's actually donating body science dies figure lived drugs alcohol.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. yep , umbrella policy. one added mine. $ 1 million covers pretty much anything around $ 300 / year. whats funny teenager moves it'll drop $ 120 / year! homeowner without kids : umbrella f-ing cheap stupid it. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me.
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. everyone freaking : seal extinct.
til table beer served belgian schools 1980s. proposed re-introduce low alcohol beer ( < 1.5 % abv ) schools healthier alternative softdrinks.
til george foreman originally paid 40 % profits endorsing george foreman grill. peak grill's sales , making 4.5 million dollars month.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. [ chart elon's life ] ( [URL] ) fucking hell i'm useless. dad gave 28,00 dollars bet could come something
til nipplegate , janet jackson blacklisted viacom's properties , including vh1 / mtv / cbs / clear channel radio stations , uninvited grammys , lost acting gigs , statue mickey
til king george v england dragon tattoo arm
bruce willis rejected early script of" die hard vengeance" titled" troubleshooter ," fighting terrorists cruise line. " troubleshooter" later repurposed into" speed 2 : cruise control. "
til filming schindler's list , polish woman encountered ralph fiennes dressed nazi uniform told that" germans charming people. kill anybody deserve it. "
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " i've never heard this" superman iv" .. low budget movie terrible plot bad acting? / almost sarcasm try pretend idea never came like idea nicholas cage considered superman role. budget superman n64 believe remember grandparents buying [ game ] ( [URL] ) excited end week threw fucking trash what? flying rings cup tea? [ worst 7 minutes 37 seconds ever ] ( [URL] )
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. dog still alive? isn't. probably dispose body. is. turning 18 june. sure celebrate registering vote! heard trump lost dog vote 17-0 makes sense since clinton dogs photographed giving head pats .. trump never pet ever.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind. " prius silent 5 mph , really deserves win"
til treblinka guard kurt franz would hide small pistol boxing glove. would challenge prisoners boxing matches. right fight begin , franz would shoot prisoner dead.
til dave chappelle offered role bubba forrest gump turned thought movie would unsuccessful.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " [ removed ] want sad_face want smile mean .. wish could get along like used middle school .. wish could bake cake filled rainbows smiles everyone would eat happy ..
til military san marino still active crossbow corps existed uninterrupted since 1295
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind. driving newer car awful people walking / biking front you. either honk look like inpatient asshole tread behind pissing drivers behind you.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. everyone wants solve overpopulation problem , want die. both. live kids , even stick 1 kid. 2 kids ( per woman ) still causes population decrease every person able children. [URL]
til death steve irwin , speculated series revenge killings , least ten stingrays found dead mutilated coast queensland that's literally last thing would wanted .. real , likely drunken certainly foolish people spat face legacy everything stood for.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " except one suggested civilian able guns. middle ground britain old american west. edit : sith deals absolutes ; c
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches wait cockroaches bite? ?? worry , sleeping inside mouth. inside ear since can't turn around inside ear canal , burrow deeper brain.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us it? i've living whole life i've never heard anyone say it. unless say english accent mean , people often talk semen typical conversations , definitely is. probably differs region region. i'm southern california
til despite useful properties , dandelion grown regarded weed , result rise lawn culture marketing pesticide companies.
til north korean spies stationed abroad receive training shop supermarkets , use credit cards visit clubs , amenities commonplace north korea.
til christianity , islam judaism worship abrahamic god. religious texts also feature many figures , histories places. jesus also muslim prophet.
til america's first female mayor elected 1887. group men nominated joke , 60 percent vote.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. barely remember password internet webpages. google ask want remember password wait see password entered right one. legitimately changed password twice one day i'm bad remembering them. i'm 63 character password ibetitsjustastringofwordssothatitseasytorememberorsomenonsense. nope. take phrase. > jack jill went hill , jack tripped jill. resulted lawsuit. becomes jajwuth 42ofjtbtbj98trial! #
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. think got idea movie? ? 93.6 % hollywood films inspired eric cartman. study done yale , can't seem find link however .. eat pudding movie?
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. nope. take phrase. > jack jill went hill , jack tripped jill. resulted lawsuit. becomes jajwuth 42ofjtbtbj98trial! # wait share how'd kno let's hope website hashes user data effectively. otherwise idiot uses passw 0rd password might get data stolen. reddit censor password comment it? lapislazulirule 34 work?
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. anyone care explain raw eggs whiskey changes person's voice? whiskey cigarettes work like charm. source : tom waits
til average inmate alcatraz read 75-100 books per year.
til teenage fry cook went college study marine science , art , went create spongebob squarepants.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. reminds kazakhstan girl shooting competition played borat spoof anthem. link : [URL] australian sporting event competition i'd totally humorous alternative national anthem. mean think several contenders but" under" men work would least / appropriate think.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen brit 100 % sure think use word. ' spunk spunk ' used mean enthusiasm energy , typically referring quality person.
til bruce lee avoided baked goods refined flour , describing providing empty calories nothing body.
til king george v england dragon tattoo arm
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " he's like actor take every script he's given yet remains highly respected still offered great roles. nic cage started ( he's oscar winner ) destroyed career. feel like samuel l. jackson whatever fuck movie feels like , amazing terrible. respect that.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. liberty dies thunderous applause
til abusing alcohol drugs better half life , iconic jazz singer billie holiday swindled earnings died 70 cents ( us $ 6 2016 dollars ) bank.
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. , got hired 15 times. that's positive. i'm met multiple women exactly like that. get hired drop hat garbage employees.
til three gorges dam china massive slowed rotation earth
til response a" catastrophic emergency ," united states government suspended replaced single , combined branch" coordinated" president , indefinitely. i'm flashbacks star wars prequels
til star wars , yoda's unusual speaking style maintained estonian dubs movie , grammatically correct.
til - edison died nikola tesla wrote negative obituary nyt - made fun hygiene work ethic almost amazing people aware tesla-edison history. edit : documentaries besides comic oatmeal posted. jesus people , comment something original. sadly can't clam know much , know edison fucked tesla general shit lots great documentaries show life depth. like prestige? yep. sad people know tesla inventing teleportation.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. raccoon stole 20 dollars? pff. look mr. rich guy $ 20 bank account. pff. look moneybags bank account. pff. lk mnbgs vr hr , wt hs fnc xpnsv vwls. poor bastard. even buy vowel. edit : * really? * first gold this? money kind stranger.
til governor len small illinois acquitted embezzlement , eight jurors made decision received state jobs
til simultaneous releases antz bug's life due jeffrey katzenberg denied position president disney , stealing idea start dreamworks.
til 1950 ' , marines accidentally ordered hundreds crates tootsie rolls instead mortar rounds.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. til anti-vaxers trying save economy. til pro universal healthcare people destroying economy. think patriotic leaders trying withdraw healthcare 20-30 million americans? killing everyone much easier increasing wages benefits.
til : denver international airport , largest us , one half times size manhattan
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. kind genius really evil - let people dissenters come , give secret police holiday. hope kind trick works though.
til tree legally owns surrounding land land inherited offspring ," son tree owns itself"
til sitting bull touring buffalo bill's wild west show , impressed annie oakley's shooting abilities charmed character gave name" little sure shot" symbolically adopted daughter.
til bob marley died skin cancer started toenail
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. uneducated , furthest category extinct still extinction spectrum , every animal fit spectrum. like category field mice? edit : thanks answers guys! i'm authority , humans listed as" least concern" . likely latter. really category beyond that. " excess" . people get ideas .. know people ideas .. worried someone might make sort .. [ modest proposal? ] ( [URL] )
til governor len small illinois acquitted embezzlement , eight jurors made decision received state jobs
til infinity sign also called the" lemniscate"
til italy installation bidet bathroom mandatory since 1975
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters. german. til kill shelters.
til iconic opening sound used law order known as" clang" amalgamation nearly dozen sounds , including actual gavel , jail door slamming , five hundred japanese monks walking across hardwood
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " gene hackman asked starred superman said" give 2 million reasons why" particularly great reasons , taken together , become impossible refuse. wait minute , superman good though! ! f..! !! ?? superman iv however i've never heard this" superman iv" .. low budget movie terrible plot bad acting? / almost sarcasm try pretend idea never came like idea nicholas cage considered superman role. budget superman n64 believe
til 360 kilogrammes lunar soil samples brought back apollo missions rusted corroding vacuum bottle seals exposed water oxygen earth's atmosphere.
til george foreman originally paid 40 % profits endorsing george foreman grill. peak grill's sales , making 4.5 million dollars month.
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. amazingly , every guns n roses band member appetite destruction still alive. motley too? like f..? none hold candle ozzy. he's actually donating body science dies figure lived drugs alcohol. prince darkness , whatever want.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind. " prius silent 5 mph , really deserves win"
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. child , john markle , murdered entire family killing investigated fraud.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. think got idea movie? ? 93.6 % hollywood films inspired eric cartman. study done yale , can't seem find link however .. " um .. okay , : adam sandler like love girl. turns girl actually golden retriever something. " that's plot always sunny episode , except rickety cricket instead adam sandler. hilarious episode way.
til ohio issues" scarlet letter plates" people given limited driving privileges convicted dui.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. everyone wants solve overpopulation problem , want die. both. live kids , even stick 1 kid. that's china's trying achieve since 70s establishing one-child law. 2014 ( give take 2 years , bad memory ) changed 2 kids max. source : chinese
til gary webb , reporter san jose mercury news first broke story cia involvement cocaine trade , found dead with" two gunshot wounds head. " death , 2004 , ruled pool water lead investigators pursue ice gun theory. mythbusters shot one really trust mythbusters one. think there's lot things possible advanced enough technology really tested mythbusters. cia actually has" ice bullets" , think mythbusters could recreate it. what's point bullets? simply stab people want kill? leaves wound bullet too. forensics match blade wounds. ice bullet never traced back source time found water.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" really fucking picture , ops fault come reddit find advert. want bars wall [ think it? ] ( [URL] ) im trouble locating large breasted woman. _oo_ / | | /
til plato distinguished gymnast wrestler , well known wrestling prowess.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly like high school history stuff , anyway. covered either ap euro world , american semi confidently say particular event really talked american high school.
til tree legally owns surrounding land land inherited offspring ," son tree owns itself"
smith defends netflix cannes press conference
til nikola tesla able integral calculus head , leading teachers believe cheating. integrate derive e ^ x head. understand joke sad_face e ^ x derived e ^ x , e ^ x integrated e ^ x lose 1 mark forgetting constant integration. int ( exp ( x ) ) = exp ( x ) + c
til : 76 % known serial killers 20th century united states. key word is" known" countries catch acknowledge serial killers. russia bragged usa serial killers. truth never coordinated police force tie crimes together. like iran saying homosexuals. thought implying killed
til johann tetzel , indulgence salesman martin luther's time , asked indulgence could purchased future sins. said yes , later beaten robbed buyer , said act future sin question.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death die beating grizzly fistfight i'd regret fuck die champion
til beanie babies , height popularity , accounted 10 % ebay traffic collectors insured purchases thousands dollars.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. everyone wants solve overpopulation problem , want die. both. live kids , even stick 1 kid. that's china's trying achieve since 70s establishing one-child law. 2014 ( give take 2 years , bad memory ) changed 2 kids max. source : chinese always two-child law? would keep population constant , it? large parts population excempt law.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes method acting. helicopters middle earth. really got character. lot work die 1st movie trilogy. people love kill sean bean .. like , thing.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. months sea probably care ship's integrity compromised .. " well guys looks like we're gonna stay fix boat. darn. " captain ; got bad news lads. ship literally falling apart stay .. sailors : woohoo! captain : .. nails .. sailors : mutiny! " rape pillage get nails back go home! "
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging * her" resurrection" also extent seen divine intervention , allowed go free. later life referred as" half-hangit maggie" *" well , tried. " i'm surprised assume witchcraft burn stake. historically failed executions considered act god ( divine intervention ) many common law jurisdictions. condemned released afterwards considered gods live. execute anyone then? god's surely he'd give pox.
til henry ford invent assembly line. invented ransom e. olds ( oldsmobile ).
til hairy frog known the" wolverine frog" thought intentionally break toe bones force sharp" claws" flesh means defence.
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. wow amazing work dairy lobby dairy industry done impressive things years. food pyramid designed specifically encourage milk cheese consumption help struggling dairy farmers.
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con really got role , good her! dunno , really catwoman play sexually-charged game basketball children watching? loop one , what's context? edit : oh god [ apologize put through. ] ( [URL] )
til one ever seen echidna ejaculate.
til drummer police composed spyro dragon soundtrack
til woman started mothers day usa wished never started day commercialism behind got control
til pitbulls responsible fatal dog attacks america past 2 years
til thalidomide , infamous morning sickness drug caused severe birth defects , never approved use us single reviewer fda think tested enough , resisted industry pressure approve drug anyway. mom told prescription thalidomide carrying , decided save money put morning sickness.
til pitbulls responsible fatal dog attacks america past 2 years unfortunately lot stem situational improper husbandry ignorance .. pitbulls rotties shitty dogs shitty people attracted them. world may never know.
til 1979 film china syndrome , coverup nuclear plant , released , denounced ' character assassination entire industry '. 12 days later , three mile island nuclear accident occurred.
til nipplegate , janet jackson blacklisted viacom's properties , including vh1 / mtv / cbs / clear channel radio stations , uninvited grammys , lost acting gigs , statue mickey
til prisoners female-only concentration camp ravensbruck purposefully sewed socks thin heels toes german soldier's feet would get sore.
til : country madagascar got name marco polo mistakenly thought landed mogadishu , somalia misspelled name city
til : 76 % known serial killers 20th century united states. key word is" known" countries catch acknowledge serial killers. russia bragged usa serial killers. truth never coordinated police force tie crimes together. mean usa # 1 catching known serial killers too?
david robinson grew tall ( 7 ' 0" graduation ) naval academy could served sea , hurting career us navy. instead leaving academy , compromise served two years shore duty
til us , ground floor called 1st floor inside buildings
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims read mother teresa , find selfish , sadistic cunt. tried tell family shit came conversation. sister basically told believe everything hear. believe everything church says mother theresa .. uh huh. took chunk change private jet charles keating ( lincoln savings loan scandal ) money ' papa doc ' duvalier haiti. christopher hitchens wrote book called * missionary position. *
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. everyone freaking : seal extinct. fact well listed as" least concern" - - furthest category from" extinct" . uneducated , furthest category extinct still extinction spectrum , every animal fit spectrum. like category field mice? edit : thanks answers guys! i'm authority , humans listed as" least concern" . likely latter. really category beyond that. " excess" .
til great famine ireland caused many deaths , ireland's population still recovered ( even 150 years )
til cassowary's reputation disemboweling killing humans result local folklore. one recorded case fatal attack 89 years ago.
til bill skarsgard ( pennywise ) , alexander skarsgard ( tarzan legend tarzan ) gustaf skarsgard ( floki vikings ) sons stellan skarsgard ( erik selvig thor , good hunting
til later years , sir isaac newton appointed largely symbolic ( paid ) position royal mint. took job seriously successfully prosecuted many counterfeiters high treason. convicted hanged , drawn quartered
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " he's like actor take every script he's given yet remains highly respected still offered great roles. nic cage started ( he's oscar winner ) destroyed career. nic cage already peaked con air face / off. cannot top performances matter are. enjoyed matchstick men loathe nic cage , weatherman amazing movie.
til 2001 , united states ' military airdropped 2.4 million pop-tarts afghanistan us invasion.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. think agree. show george. except one time kramer l. a. worst episodes. bad great like rest series. except somehow still way better finale.
til ford actually base decision ford pinto estimated legal costs lawsuits. myth given new life fight club. * devalues friends family even * must find friends first devalue buy friends $ 1.2 million shit i'll friend 10 dollars listen sing?
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance.
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con person attacked another congoer , adrianne stepped up. congoer? one congo? think related con. specifically congo-con person cosplaying amy. congogoer gogo congo con? gogocongogoer?
lewandowski best topscorer poland history best top scorer .. eh? definitely worst top scorer. technically he's best worst top scorer he's best goal scorer , he's worst goal scorer. he's goal scorer
til anne heche drove desert , hiked stranger's house , took shower , announced local sherrifs god going take everyone back heaven spaceship
til asked he'd punched man who'd hit raw egg , uk politician john prescott said following tony blair's orders ," connect electorate. "
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " gene hackman asked starred superman said" give 2 million reasons why" particularly great reasons , taken together , become impossible refuse. wait minute , superman good though! ! f..! !! ?? superman iv however i've never heard this" superman iv" .. low budget movie terrible plot bad acting? / almost sarcasm try pretend idea never came like idea nicholas cage considered superman role. budget superman n64 believe
til last words serial killer peter krten were" tell .. head chopped , still able hear , least moment , sound blood gushing stump neck? would pleasure end pleasures. " jesus fuck. make mistake reading wiki article guy. fucking hell. i'm sure i've read depraved person before.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. thought * fruit * would cure cancer.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. promising career killed track 1971. buried flag record mexican national anthem. well plan least. record badly scratched replaced new copy mexican hat dance.
til - edison died nikola tesla wrote negative obituary nyt - made fun hygiene work ethic know history two makes sense almost amazing people aware tesla-edison history. edit : documentaries besides comic oatmeal posted. jesus people , comment something original. sadly can't clam know much , know edison fucked tesla general shit lots great documentaries show life depth. like prestige?
til beanie babies , height popularity , accounted 10 % ebay traffic collectors insured purchases thousands dollars.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. remember pudding eating bm yesterday .. " .. pudding eating , going sue" said trey parker. probably heard took scene post. .. eat then? ?? cowboy ass
til report found , every $ 1 invested us national park service , american public receives $ 4 economic value.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. think got idea movie? ? 93.6 % hollywood films inspired eric cartman. study done yale , can't seem find link however ..
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. .. realized like dogs alive 9/11 probably dead .. =[
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. raccoon hacked bank america account transferred money checking offshore account cayman islands. raccoon stole 20 dollars? pff. look mr. rich guy $ 20 bank account. pff. look moneybags bank account. pff. lk mnbgs vr hr , wt hs fnc xpnsv vwls.
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. trouble believing would good customer facing employee .. especially service role. i'd rather face service roll anyway follow me. nicki minaj often like pizza chinese buffet. see , respect , i'm feeling moment.
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero. rip. passed away yesterday. actually believe you. went checked .. fuck. r. i. p. married 70 years. holy shit. that's dedication .. sad_face poor stan lee where's doggo loves bot?
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. dwight right.
til johann tetzel , indulgence salesman martin luther's time , asked indulgence could purchased future sins. said yes , later beaten robbed buyer , said act future sin question.
til 1997 killer whale held great white shark upside 15 minutes , causing suffocate , ate liver.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. job's belief alternative medicine surprising. one point fruitarian believed fruitarians bo , bathe. fruitarian thing ten days back see like. euphoric time , horrible bo. edit : wow , protip ladies gentleman : want draw world's nutritional experts onto reddit , make comment euphoric? side effect fruit diet? got details?
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death die beating grizzly fistfight i'd regret fuck
til hitler asked 18 year old figure skater future actress vera ralston" would like skate swastika" , replied" i'd rather skate swastika"
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged jules verne treasury kid , illustrations always blew away. think they're woodcuts? [URL]
til christianity , islam judaism worship abrahamic god. religious texts also feature many figures , histories places. jesus also muslim prophet. thought common knowledge? allah / yahweh / god character.
britain leaving eu europe
til dogs laugh. make laugh-like sounds tickled playing , sounds positive effect puppies hearing them.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. think agree. show george. except one time kramer l. a. worst episodes. bad great like rest series. except somehow still way better finale.
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters. work? wouldnt point overrun? think allowed run part law question. , think meant dogs. dogs allowed drive germany.
til : carthaginian explorer hanno reached ivory coast ~ 600-500 bc , thought gorillas race humans tried capture some. ended killing violent took skins back carthage put display.
bruce willis rejected early script of" die hard vengeance" titled" troubleshooter ," fighting terrorists cruise line. " troubleshooter" later repurposed into" speed 2 : cruise control. "
til harvey milk ongoing sexual relationship mentally disturbed 16 - year old boy
til male swiss citizen , roger federer compulsorily required serve armed forces. however , 2003 , despite already become tennis pro , deemed ' unfit ' back problem , relieved
til japanese oil tanker captain fell cactus santa barbra oil field , provoking laughter local workers. 5 years later returned imperial japanese navy sub made first mainland shelling us oil
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. something something getting nailed seamen loose hips sink ships.
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league least qualified european competition we're capable winning .. enjoy maccabi tel aviv away cunts tel aviv lovely city really. let's hope they're miserable. horrific away trip tho. must furthest trip , right?
til term checkmate , according barnhart etymological dictionary , alteration persian phrase" shh mt" ( ) means , literally ," king helpless"
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels.
til dave grohl know read sheet music writes music ear.
til of" gish gallop" , fallacious debate tactic drowning opponent flood individually-weak arguments , opponent cannot possibly answer every falsehood real time. named after" duane gish" , prominent member creationist
til 3 banana companies overthrew government honduras. wonder kind republic kind company that. important question , kind clothing would sell you?
til filming schindler's list , polish woman encountered ralph fiennes dressed nazi uniform told that" germans charming people. kill anybody deserve it. "
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero. rip. passed away yesterday. actually believe you. went checked .. fuck. r. i. p. married 70 years. holy shit. that's dedication .. sad_face poor stan lee where's doggo loves bot?
til prisoners female-only concentration camp ravensbruck purposefully sewed socks thin heels toes german soldier's feet would get sore.
til abusing alcohol drugs better half life , iconic jazz singer billie holiday swindled earnings died 70 cents ( us $ 6 2016 dollars ) bank.
til us embassy moscow caught fire 1977. sensitive information stolen several firefighters also kgb agents.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis.
til 4 us states completely banned billboards
til american captives vietnam war would authenticate new prisoner's american identity tapping first five notes of" shave haircut" , cell wall , waiting appropriate response
til 1986 interview , jackie gleason said considered suing hanna-barbera flintstones copy honeymooners , passed lawyers cautioned ," want known guy yanked fred flintstone air? ".
til day crew battleship uss texas intentionally flooded torpedo tube order cause 2 degree list , giving main guns enough extra elevation boost range & hit target mainland.
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes method acting. helicopters middle earth. really got character. lot work die 1st movie trilogy. watch extended. watching brormir faramir actually act together amazing makes miss boromir instead despising trying take ring
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. * soup meal. soup sandwich - - that's meal!
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. homeowner without kids : umbrella f-ing cheap stupid it. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. insurance broker , advise keep car keys , fireworks , anything incendiary , kid lock key.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. til $ 14 million budget , major hollywood actors , major hollywood filmmaker , film company owned comcast , qualify independent filmmaking. edit. great. top comment snide remark. rip previous also think sp came gay cowboy idea. also recall pudding eating.
til agnes milowka , renowned cave diver filmed stunts movie sanctum. long filming scene movie extra air tank left behind order squeeze tight cave passage , died exact thing real
til george foreman originally paid 40 % profits endorsing george foreman grill. peak grill's sales , making 4.5 million dollars month.
til cuba maximum wage law due individuals cannot earn 20 you. s. dollars per month.
til : today's average teenagers know vastly milky way galaxies professional astronomers 100 years ago.
since 1956 paris exclusively twinned rome -" paris worthy rome ; rome worthy paris. "
til wasabi vapour effect similar smelling salts , property exploited create smoke alarms deaf.
til - edison died nikola tesla wrote negative obituary nyt - made fun hygiene work ethic almost amazing people aware tesla-edison history. edit : documentaries besides comic oatmeal posted. jesus people , comment something original. sadly can't clam know much , know edison fucked tesla general shit lots great documentaries show life depth. like prestige? yep. sad people know tesla inventing teleportation.
til lurleen wallace could seek appropriate treatment cancer husband , alabama segregationist george wallace , kept secret four years due fact wanted become governor alabama. died year office.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. job's belief alternative medicine surprising. one point fruitarian believed fruitarians bo , bathe. iirc ashton kutcher tried replicate diet stop due development pancreatic issues. according title gore til gets reposted every , his" pancreas levels high. " oh god , never want pancreas level 1!
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. worried purity drugs? visit nearest police station illegal drugs tested - free charge! i'm pick free boat could boat , could * * * mystery box * * *.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. many confused. answer homeowner's insurance likely umbrella coverage. insurance clearly covered acts caused residents household. result , victims could sue parents actually get damages.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. dwight right.
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. [ business casual video nestle ] ( [URL] ) , good watch. [ graphic shown video's intro ] ( [URL] ) illuminating.
til 17th century , roman catholic church ruled beavers fish could eaten fridays.
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero. rip. passed away yesterday.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. hell * * can't remember solution tasks three years. barely remember password internet webpages. google ask want remember password wait see password entered right one. legitimately changed password twice one day i'm bad remembering them. i'm 63 character password ibetitsjustastringofwordssothatitseasytorememberorsomenonsense.
til medal honor recipient thomas baker asked left behind japanese counter attack saipan due wounded. asked 1 pistol 8 bullets. returning us army found corpse 8 dead japanese.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes method acting. helicopters middle earth. really got character. lot work die 1st movie trilogy. people love kill sean bean .. like , thing. great good job sad often happens early stories acting skills squandered , time screen sure fucking great job
til movie , - 571 , states americans responsible capturing first enigma machine. truth first enigma machine captured british , 7 months americans entered war. tony blair ridiculed movie prime minister's questions. bill clinton dismissed movie work fiction. americans never captured single enigma machine. 2 canadians , 13 british. watch hollywood films expect see us calvary ti rescue. fact russian blood us factories war.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. "
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. i'm christian , bible got absolutely right said ," love money root evil. " well , actually says" root kinds evil. " translation holding as" correct? " sell translation says love money totally fine. guy translates
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league calling - bayern stumble group stages champions league get third , fall europa league , we'll make annual trip allianz round 32. oh fuckoff guys again. [URL] replace" rudy gay" with" bayern" .
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. everyone freaking : seal extinct. fact well listed as" least concern" - - furthest category from" extinct" . uneducated , furthest category extinct still extinction spectrum , every animal fit spectrum. like category field mice? edit : thanks answers guys! i'm authority , humans listed as" least concern" . likely latter.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " he's like actor take every script he's given yet remains highly respected still offered great roles. nic cage started ( he's oscar winner ) destroyed career.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. something something getting nailed seamen
til humans ' closest relative , bonobos , peaceful female-run society sex used resolve conflict. they" make love , war. "
til ferrari monaco since schumacher 2001!
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance holy shit , exactly came say. nuke too? implications comment massively scary. mean , many people would willingly stay sub
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging fishwife hanged murdering illegitimate infant shortly birth. well blame then. gave birth ungodly human / fish chimera would expect do? kill get's big. mean , makes sense me. think stay size whatever container keep
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. actually makes lot meaningful. hare nap job everyone would die anyways? guess story pointlessness achievement face unavoidable death? reading employ animals form part critical communications infrastructure simply speed / reliability / fault-tolerance / integrity properties modern built environment needs. actually pursued heavily 90s the. com explosion. credit rfc 1149 see close came full-stack avian transport layer internet : [URL]
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league calling - bayern stumble group stages champions league get third , fall europa league , we'll make annual trip allianz round 32.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. yep , umbrella policy. one added mine. $ 1 million covers pretty much anything around $ 300 / year. whats funny teenager moves it'll drop $ 120 / year! homeowner without kids : umbrella f-ing cheap stupid it. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me.
til da vinci devoted vegetarian , nearly-unheard practice time. love animals would often purchase caged birds release them.
til since speak much english , first english speaking role , antonio banderas learn lines phonetically
til michael jackson would requested wine served diet coke cans flights , want kids see drinking alcohol.
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. still cannot get past fact he's stoke trent. drab , dismal , grey shithole planet .. outside lancashire.
til dogs laugh. make laugh-like sounds tickled playing , sounds positive effect puppies hearing them. i've never wanted hear something badly. [ go. ] ( [URL] ) laughing loud f.. cute tho think [ ] ( [URL] ) real example. sounds kind like rhythmic panting.
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. mean , angel , likes customers? business owners thrive them.
til one ever seen echidna ejaculate. sir , seen enough sonic hedge hog fan art. google" [ first name ] hedgehog. " by" ," mean" dont. " first name extremely unusual , 4 living people know it. 3 father grandfather.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. south park something told watch whilst growing up. never really gave much time recently. always saw childish trash. blown away social commentary good show actually is.
til 1983 , caddies masters tournament black. due clubs tradition. * indeed , club co-founder clifford roberts reputed said ," long i'm alive , golfers white , caddies black. " * prediction probably turned correct well killed 3rd hole 1977 yes correct
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. til $ 14 million budget , major hollywood actors , major hollywood filmmaker , film company owned comcast , qualify independent filmmaking. edit. great. top comment snide remark. rip previous
til 2007 , new parking garage germany ended two parking bays peculiar shape required complicated parking maneuver order park there. officials declared men's parking spaces discourage unskilled drivers attempting maneuver.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. promising career killed track 1971. buried flag record mexican national anthem. well plan least. record badly scratched replaced new copy mexican hat dance.
til genghis khan tengrist , religiously tolerant interested learning philosophical moral lessons religions. consulted buddhist monks , muslims , christian missionaries , taoist monk qiu chuji.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels. " shrieking eels" 30 understand reference
til english word cereal derived ' ceres ' , roman goddess harvest agriculture.
til : british used concentration camps commit genocide kenya 1950 ' s.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. think got idea movie? ? 93.6 % hollywood films inspired eric cartman. study done yale , can't seem find link however .. eat pudding movie?
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. would raw eggs make voice rough? raw eggs would line throat could gargling harsh sounds without damaging vocal chords hurting throat. it'd like thick milkshake attempting extreme metal vocals. mean , i'd probably rather milkshake. healthy metal vocals. vegan black metal , kvlt right now.
til enough water lake superior flood entire landmasses north south america depth 1 foot. contains 3 quadrillion gallons fresh water. good thing take care great lakes keep clean pollutants / - michigander
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death die beating grizzly fistfight i'd regret fuck die champion
til prison warden loved retired , 100 inmates pooled together money throw party.
til japanese oil tanker captain fell cactus santa barbra oil field , provoking laughter local workers. 5 years later returned imperial japanese navy sub made first mainland shelling us oil
til richard shot crossbow , died summoned boy , assumed he'd executed. instead , forgave boy sent away 100 shillings. richard died , boy hanged.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. "
til prisoners female-only concentration camp ravensbruck purposefully sewed socks thin heels toes german soldier's feet would get sore.
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. .. realized like dogs alive 9/11 probably dead .. =[ oh yeah. also , remember comet full house? he's dead too. dog frasier died 2006.
til governor len small illinois acquitted embezzlement , eight jurors made decision received state jobs
til researchers believe humans worn clothes least 170,00 years. know pubic lice evolutionarily diverged head lice 170,00 years ago , pubic lice need live clothing survive.
til iconic opening sound used law order known as" clang" amalgamation nearly dozen sounds , including actual gavel , jail door slamming , five hundred japanese monks walking across hardwood
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. oh , sorry , thought america gawl , sharon! love suddenly like season 8 randy became best character. favorite south park trivia trey parker dad named randy geologist ..
til grizzly bears feared respected native americans hunting required company 4 10 warriors done preparation ceremoniality intertribal warfare. * * til 2008 sleuth 30 bears besieged platinum mining compound olyotorsky district northern kamchatka. two guards killed prevented workers leaving homes * * article! oh god , they're organizing. never thought would read" bears besieged" sentence
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims read mother teresa , find selfish , sadistic cunt. tried tell family shit came conversation. sister basically told believe everything hear. believe everything church says mother theresa .. uh huh. took chunk change private jet charles keating ( lincoln savings loan scandal ) money ' papa doc ' duvalier haiti. christopher hitchens wrote book called * missionary position. *
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. wish day kazakhstan , tajikistan , kyrgyzstan , uzbekistan , afghanistan , pakistan would merge form huge single country called stanistan. uruguay combines paraguay form .. guayuaguay. czech republic merges slovakia form czechoslovakia. hold , game work? north carolina south carolina merge form superalabama! north south dakota combine even nothing.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. everyone wants solve overpopulation problem , want die. both. live kids , even stick 1 kid. 2 kids ( per woman ) still causes population decrease every person able children. [URL]
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. "
til france illegal deny holocaust happened.
til victoria's secret founded man felt embarrassed buying lingerie wife. wanted store men could feel comfortable buying lingerie , however business model later became unprofitable company sold.
til lurleen wallace could seek appropriate treatment cancer husband , alabama segregationist george wallace , kept secret four years due fact wanted become governor alabama. died year office.
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. amazingly , every guns n roses band member appetite destruction still alive. motley too? like f..? none hold candle ozzy. he's actually donating body science dies figure lived drugs alcohol.
til us embassy moscow caught fire 1977. sensitive information stolen several firefighters also kgb agents.
til despite immense wealth , john d. rockefeller always took train mansion downtown new york office every day. often harassed beggars passengers , refused travel bodyguards use private transportation.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" really fucking picture , ops fault come reddit find advert. want bars wall [ think it? ] ( [URL] ) im trouble locating large breasted woman. _oo_ / | | /
til australia conducted biological warfare invasive rabbit population , reducing population 600 million 100 million.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. gotta make sexy eat. hips nips. make sexy! gonna get higher ^ ^ ^ higher edit : humble post pushed 20,00 karma threshold three * whole years * lame posts. thank , taking higher ^ ^ ^ higher [ guys mind pcp? ] ( [URL] )
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. til anti-vaxers trying save economy.
til jerry seinfeld dated 17 - year-old girl 39 years old.
antonio conte would 4th italian manager win premier league. never english manager.
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold best tools know , wheel barrow full love. cement mixer full hope , cement. " room electricity. much electricity. "" yeah , i'll take 75k please. " that's obscure one , since removed syndication.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. months sea probably care ship's integrity compromised .. " well guys looks like we're gonna stay fix boat. darn. " captain ; got bad news lads. ship literally falling apart stay .. sailors : woohoo! captain : .. nails .. sailors : mutiny! " rape pillage get nails back go home! " " ah , royal majesty , * barbaric * tribes attacked us stole screws , .. attacked back screws. that's took us long return home. "
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. kind genius really evil - let people dissenters come , give secret police holiday. hope kind trick works though. mao 60 years ago. , , work once. means works per generation people , no? study history doomed repeat - micheal scott
til 4 us states completely banned billboards til 4 states banned them. taking rest guys long?
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " he's like actor take every script he's given yet remains highly respected still offered great roles. nic cage started ( he's oscar winner ) destroyed career. nic cage already peaked con air face / off. cannot top performances matter are. enjoyed matchstick men loathe nic cage , weatherman amazing movie.
til genghis khan tengrist , religiously tolerant interested learning philosophical moral lessons religions. consulted buddhist monks , muslims , christian missionaries , taoist monk qiu chuji. discriminate , would wipe entire populations regardless religious affiliation. progressive funny many modern world history texts starting think way. many ways , mongol empire ushered modernity , including fostering global trade. infuriating. empathy absolutely required properly understand history , modern historians routinely demonstrate lack empathy genghis khan's victims. seen nothing , 100 years speak great hitler was.
til 2007 , new parking garage germany ended two parking bays peculiar shape required complicated parking maneuver order park there. officials declared men's parking spaces discourage unskilled drivers attempting maneuver.
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. trouble believing would good customer facing employee .. especially service role. i'd rather face service roll anyway follow me. nicki minaj often like pizza chinese buffet. see , respect , i'm feeling moment.
til last words serial killer peter krten were" tell .. head chopped , still able hear , least moment , sound blood gushing stump neck? would pleasure end pleasures. " jesus fuck. make mistake reading wiki article guy. fucking hell. i'm sure i've read depraved person before.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen [ knew ] ( [URL] ) edit : seriously , [ knew ] ( [URL] ).
til oprah born single mother , wore potato sacks clothes , molested family , gave birth stillborn child 14 like not. still gotta respect her. like oprah? raise hand here. consistently given platform pseudoscience hucksters , pressed , shrugs saying something along lines trying inform people dr. oz legitimate doctor saved peoples lives. goddamn snake oil salesman. know entirely oprah fault , enabled supported it. think kind shitty that.
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity. man 86 years old? even botox limits.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly shame people learned mistakes pre-ww 2 germany.
til you. state texas roughly 10 % larger france almost twice large germany. you. s. big , really big. sometimes i'm surprised throughout course history never become multiple countries.
manchester united equalled record draws single premier league season
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging fishwife hanged murdering illegitimate infant shortly birth. long long ago , especially evidenced roman empire , infanticide often even considered crime baby six months old. guess lived wrong era. [URL]
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. " boris yeltsin first words you. s. president clinton upon meeting 1995 , think o. j. it? " guy like relaxed uncle. relaxed drank fifth vodka every day sorry fifth? american always wondered. google maybe people know too. edit : thanks everyone , know international standard alcohol volumes ever thought would. fifth gallon. 750 ml bottle. tend drink america. guys use liters , 750 ml bottle tend drink well.
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001.
til : nixon sent champagne note saying" justice ultimately prevails" mark felt pardoned reagan. 30 years later , revealed mark felt was" deep throat" helped bring watergate cover-up light.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. yeah , actually died narcissistic personality disorder. yeah can't believe dude commercial comparing fucking gandhi , egomaniac.
til the" demon core ' , 6.2 kg subcritical mass plutonium briefly went critical two separate experiments , killing two members manhattan project
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. job's belief alternative medicine surprising. one point fruitarian believed fruitarians bo , bathe. fruitarian thing ten days back see like. euphoric time , horrible bo. edit : wow , protip ladies gentleman : want draw world's nutritional experts onto reddit , make comment euphoric? side effect fruit diet? got details?
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. barely remember password internet webpages. google ask want remember password wait see password entered right one. legitimately changed password twice one day i'm bad remembering them. i'm 63 character password ibetitsjustastringofwordssothatitseasytorememberorsomenonsense. nope. take phrase. > jack jill went hill , jack tripped jill. resulted lawsuit. becomes jajwuth 42ofjtbtbj98trial! #
til giant panda chi chi sexually attracted humans refused attempts mating giant pandas. instead made full sexual self-presentation zookeepers.
til mexicans highest average annual hours worked world
til 3 banana companies overthrew government honduras. wonder kind republic kind company that. important question , kind clothing would sell you?
til dogs laugh. make laugh-like sounds tickled playing , sounds positive effect puppies hearing them. i've never wanted hear something badly. [ go. ] ( [URL] ) laughing loud f.. cute tho think [ ] ( [URL] ) real example. sounds kind like rhythmic panting.
til o. j. simpson's 1995 verdict announcement murder , long-distance calls declined 58 % , trading new york stock exchange decreased 41 % , water usage decreased , estimated $
til british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old. " british pound" kinda sounds like sex move.
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity. " synthesized uric acid , sold $ 25,00 build house it. warlock mars , bitch" - william shatner charlie sheen roast. actual quote? watch roast charlie sheen. says something sorts. shatner amazing , really really funny.
til lurleen wallace could seek appropriate treatment cancer husband , alabama segregationist george wallace , kept secret four years due fact wanted become governor alabama. died year office.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes method acting. helicopters middle earth. really got character. lot work die 1st movie trilogy. people love kill sean bean .. like , thing. great good job sad often happens early stories acting skills squandered , time screen sure fucking great job
til double-blind study published nature showed experienced astrologers better determining people psychological traits based location stars birth someone randomly guessing them. need double blind study tell matters divination imagined fantasies.
til british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old. feel like i'm taking crazy pills. op , coin showing front back. person verifying authenticity display front back plastic protective container? saw coin? like separating oreo cookie? oh , haha , no. held place [ plastic container called a" slab" ] ( [URL] ) coin collecting community. ok. i'm going od crazy pills here. slab holds coin. front ( heads ) separated back ( tails )? shown slab. two separate coins , sawn two? looks like op's picture edited show sides label without full slab. thanks.
til donald duck loved scandinavian countries sweden make illegal vote political elections. 2005 norway 1/4 total population read donald duck magazine , and" donaldism" became thing. confirm. norwegian. tons comics. teenagers even adults read them. they're cutesy childish traditional disney stuff. fascinating decendents vikings donald duck magazine collectors.
til people red hair sensitive thermal pain , less sensitive electrically induced pain , require larger amounts anesthetics people without red hair due mutation melanocortin 1 receptor.
til thalidomide , infamous morning sickness drug caused severe birth defects , never approved use us single reviewer fda think tested enough , resisted industry pressure approve drug anyway. mom told prescription thalidomide carrying , decided save money put morning sickness.
til 1950 ' , marines accidentally ordered hundreds crates tootsie rolls instead mortar rounds.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. relaxed drank fifth vodka every day sorry fifth? american always wondered. google maybe people know too. edit : thanks everyone , know international standard alcohol volumes ever thought would. fifth gallon. 75 cl. context people use cl instead l ml? never really see uk , rest europe see instead millilitres volumes drinks lot , 33cl 50cl opposed 330ml 500ml
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. months sea probably care ship's integrity compromised ..
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold best tools know , wheel barrow full love. cement mixer full hope , cement. " room electricity. much electricity. "" yeah , i'll take 75k please. " that's obscure one , since removed syndication.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " gene hackman asked starred superman said" give 2 million reasons why" particularly great reasons , taken together , become impossible refuse. wait minute , superman good though! ! f..! !! ?? superman iv however i've never heard this" superman iv" .. low budget movie terrible plot bad acting? / almost sarcasm try pretend idea never came like idea nicholas cage considered superman role. i've honestly never seen old superman series. what's bad iv?
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. oh , poor eel! " what's .. .. oh! oh , god .. no! ah , fuck! no! again! goddammit! " [ relevant nsfw video ] ( [URL] )
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. 1. rent plane 2. bless rain clouds fly , turn local downfall holy water 3. secretly baptise everyone 4. ~ ~? ?? ~ ~ collect tithes 5. profit bless rain clouds aafricaa
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til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" things never change.
til yreka , california , bakery operated 100 years called yreka bakery , formed palindrome. business closed gallery opened spot , named yrella gallery would also form palindrome. state motto california [ eureka! ] ( [URL] ) worth noting , yreka pronounced. wy-ree-kah.
til town florida named frostproof marketing plot claim town would never citrus frost. less two years founding frost killed citrus town.
til postal code north pole h0h 0h0 reference santa
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging fishwife hanged murdering illegitimate infant shortly birth. long long ago , especially evidenced roman empire , infanticide often even considered crime baby six months old. guess lived wrong era. [URL]
til average inmate alcatraz read 75-100 books per year.
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend.
til death steve irwin , speculated series revenge killings , least ten stingrays found dead mutilated coast queensland
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. episode 30 rock , character pete hornberger never overachieves avoid getting promoted head. pete underrated character. cared juust enough much. girlfriend recently mentioned watching 30 rock again. pay attention pete thoroughly convinced glue holds show together. one favorite parts 30 rock pete gets jack agree give per diem gas , situation , jack agree. " yes! hornberger! "
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. homeowner without kids : umbrella f-ing cheap stupid it. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. insurance broker , advise keep car keys , fireworks , anything incendiary , kid lock key.
til gleek. saliva comes stream gland compressed tongue. sometimes referred as" cobra spitting" .
til 1950 , myxoma virus ( type pox virus ) deliberately released rabbit population australia means population control , causing death 500 million rabbits
til kimi raikkonen two points away winning 2003 drivers championship winning one race entire season
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. " regret .. .. * boneitis *! "
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. til $ 14 million budget , major hollywood actors , major hollywood filmmaker , film company owned comcast , qualify independent filmmaking. edit. great. top comment snide remark. rip previous
til inventor rubik's cube realize he'd built puzzle scrambled first time tried restore
til plato distinguished gymnast wrestler , well known wrestling prowess.
til american captives vietnam war would authenticate new prisoner's american identity tapping first five notes of" shave haircut" , cell wall , waiting appropriate response
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us well , there's sodium dasani , could little salty.
til actors played brother sister on" dexter" began dating , fell love , got engaged , got married , got divorced , continuing play brother sister tv.
til pigs although true carnivores , competent predators kill eat helpless humans unable escape
til butane canisters manufactured exclusively south korea. exception single manufacturer houston texas.
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. duff used drink gallon vodka per day. ' cut back ' 10 bottles wine day. pancreas swelled size rugby ball told continued drinking would die soon. he's picture health ever earth possible? died? human body lot stronger one may think. drink 20 beers day ive never felt better! * explosive diarrhea intensifies *
til infinity sign also called the" lemniscate"
til : country madagascar got name marco polo mistakenly thought landed mogadishu , somalia misspelled name city
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape.
til da vinci devoted vegetarian , nearly-unheard practice time. love animals would often purchase caged birds release them.
til that" kiln" originally pronounced silent" n. " linguists believe written descriptions kilns reached people never heard ; assumed the" n" pronounced , mispronunciation took over.
til terry kath band chigaco's last words were" worry .. look , clip even it" - putting pistol temple pulling trigger. that's always check chamber. also aim guns head pull trigger.
til france illegal deny holocaust happened.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. think got idea movie? ? 93.6 % hollywood films inspired eric cartman. study done yale , can't seem find link however ..
til actor martin sheen arrested total 66 times protesting acts civil disobedience - recently 2007 trespassing nevada nuclear test facility. illusive man strikes
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. worried purity drugs? visit nearest police station illegal drugs tested - free charge!
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches can't wrap head around scientology still thing. world we're connected , people support / part scientology really unaware insane shit associated it?
til astronaut sunita williams first person run marathon space , finishing 4 hours 24 minutes treadmill aboard international space station.
til : vicodin six times potent codeine , hence name vi ( roman numeran six ) - codin
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time * know of.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen well , there's sodium dasani , could little salty. there's probably semen protein water drink it! got electrolytes.
til many german pows captured allies ww2 horrified footage holocaust burned uniforms called germany surrender , even volunteered join fight axis.
til nazis cleared minefields chasing captured civilians across , detonating explosives. everything hear nazi folks leads believe the" baddies" .
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged jules verne treasury kid , illustrations always blew away. think they're woodcuts? [URL] much wood would woodcutter cut woodcutter woodcut wood?
til henley called paramedics home november 21 , 1980 , 16 - year-old girl found naked claiming overdosed quaaludes cocaine. henley got away contributing delinquency minor charge $ 2,500 fine.
til quetzalcoatl got drunk slept sister , quetzalpetlatl. upon waking next day , realized , stone box built , laid , set fire.
til gleek. saliva comes stream gland compressed tongue. sometimes referred as" cobra spitting" .
til great famine ireland caused many deaths , ireland's population still recovered ( even 150 years )
til genghis khan tengrist , religiously tolerant interested learning philosophical moral lessons religions. consulted buddhist monks , muslims , christian missionaries , taoist monk qiu chuji.
til honey bees ejaculate forcefully penises explode. kills honey bee. , technically speaking , mate life.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes " * reason , parts play , like boromir ned stark , life online long afterwards. keep seeing - call - memes? " * - sean bean he's us.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death die beating grizzly fistfight still considered a" fist fight" bear fists? think hand paw combat fits better. edit : get brawl ninja turtle animal cruelty assault? true. guess said fighting grizzly unarmed combat
til actors played brother sister on" dexter" began dating , fell love , got engaged , got married , got divorced , continuing play brother sister tv.
til - edison died nikola tesla wrote negative obituary nyt - made fun hygiene work ethic almost amazing people aware tesla-edison history. edit : documentaries besides comic oatmeal posted. jesus people , comment something original. sadly can't clam know much , know edison fucked tesla general shit lots great documentaries show life depth. like prestige? yep. sad people know tesla inventing teleportation.
til 2010 , band somali pirates attempted capture us navy frigate uss nicholas , mistaking merchant vessel
til singer peanut butter jelly time passed away eleven-hour standoff police even snoop dogg brother-in-law tried convince surrender. almost sounds like title r / subredditsimulator curious : [ subreddit simulator ] ( [URL] )
vinyl fact #672 - peter gabriel wanted close his" so" album with" eyes" due heavy bass line subsequent inner groove distortion.
til oprah born single mother , wore potato sacks clothes , molested family , gave birth stillborn child 14 like not. still gotta respect her. like oprah? raise hand here. consistently given platform pseudoscience hucksters , pressed , shrugs saying something along lines trying inform people dr. oz legitimate doctor saved peoples lives. goddamn snake oil salesman. know entirely oprah fault , enabled supported it. think kind shitty that.
til postal code north pole h0h 0h0 reference santa
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax ha , sallie mae thing reason. think know , navient.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. [URL] hahaha. that's cockroach's theme , though. mexican hat dance , also known el jarabe tapato. know tapatio sauce makes military breakfasts bearable. shitty powdered eggs grey ( reason ) cardboard bacon? liberal application tapatio mix together make okay skillet. tapatio , iirc , means" guadalajara" get wrong , also great basic sauce slather shit needs sauce get through. also pretty good sign restaurant more-or-less authentic. edit : guess wrong. todo : try valentina.
til harvey milk ongoing sexual relationship mentally disturbed 16 - year old boy
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time * know of.
til singer peanut butter jelly time passed away eleven-hour standoff police even snoop dogg brother-in-law tried convince surrender. almost sounds like title r / subredditsimulator curious : [ subreddit simulator ] ( [URL] )
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time * know of. yea , like half animals ocean specific breeding grounds. right , necessarily mean they're capable communicating location distance breeding grounds members species - something ants , bees , ravens humans do.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" really fucking picture , ops fault come reddit find advert. want bars wall [ think it? ] ( [URL] ) im trouble locating large breasted woman. _oo_ / | | /
til popularity snes caught attention yakuza , prompting nintendo ship consoles night prevent theft.
til dogs laugh. make laugh-like sounds tickled playing , sounds positive effect puppies hearing them.
til nintendo sued galoob prevent release nes cheating device , game genie ; legal battle followed. sega genesis version , sega allowed release , officially licensed it. nintendo long history liking mods. reddit loves nintendo much? common dislike mods? reddit mods surely worse game genies though.
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax ha , sallie mae thing reason. think know , navient. * ahem * xfiniti cough * spectrum * cough yeah really suck cox. spectrum , pay $ 55 / mo 250/25 bandwidth caps. pretty much everyone talk worse speeds higher price.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen remember bombing time admitted tap water. us readers , tap water uk really good cheap , idea even filtered tap water 100 times price crass. us tap water really good cheap , too. wherever , gallon jugs generic distilled filtered water also relatively cheap. bottled water crass , reason bought marketing. know ' us. ' texas , tap water awful. worked las vegas , tap water fucking awful too.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. oh fucking * god * , poor guy. blame slightest. tell it! guy grand prix essentially mocked triumph. dunno , would love someone played" america , fuck yea" something equally stereotypical.
til male dolphins sometimes masturbate wrapping live eel around penis
til popularity snes caught attention yakuza , prompting nintendo ship consoles night prevent theft.
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections.
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero.
til beanie babies , height popularity , accounted 10 % ebay traffic collectors insured purchases thousands dollars.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " hear saying it. he's actually great actor. watch" cider house rules ," favourite ," quiet american. " he's british nicholas cage. wants actually try he's great , he's willing half-ass whatever nonsense want throw way , provided pay it.
til phil collins honorary member hip-hop group , bone thugs-n-harmony due international success single , home , collins featured. collin moniker group chrome bone.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. liberty dies thunderous applause
til uss johnston saluted japanese destroyer captain sinking , spending nearly 3 hours squaring 23 japanese ships , including 4 battleships , 8 cruisers 11 destroyers.
til us embassy moscow caught fire 1977. sensitive information stolen several firefighters also kgb agents.
til movie lord war , production team rented 300 real sa vz. 58 rifles stand ak 47s cheaper prop guns.
til population czech republic traditionally irreligious long time. ever since 1600 ' , czech people described as" tolerant even indifferent towards religion" .
til double-blind study published nature showed experienced astrologers better determining people psychological traits based location stars birth someone randomly guessing them. need double blind study tell matters divination imagined fantasies. taurus.
til siege , mongols catapulted corpses infected plague city walls infect inhabitants.
til reindeer one mammals see uv light , allowing see lichen , polar bears snow , urine trails also helps guide santa's sleigh christmas eve! need bitch ass rudolph.
til aztecs made swords embedded prismatic obsidian blades far sharper even high quality present day steel razor blades.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. mother 4 year old 1.5 year old two friends round house , there's enough wine world. send supplies. kids , 1.5 year olds really friends? old enough age understand friendship?
til british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old. feel like i'm taking crazy pills. op , coin showing front back. person verifying authenticity display front back plastic protective container? saw coin? like separating oreo cookie? oh , haha , no. held place [ plastic container called a" slab" ] ( [URL] ) coin collecting community. ok. i'm going od crazy pills here. slab holds coin. front ( heads ) separated back ( tails )? shown slab. two separate coins , sawn two? looks like op's picture edited show sides label without full slab. thanks.
til lyrics elton john's ' rocket man ' meant taken literally mars bound astronaut leaving family job.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. many confused. answer homeowner's insurance likely umbrella coverage. insurance clearly covered acts caused residents household. result , victims could sue parents actually get damages. homeowners insurance include? yep , umbrella policy. one added mine. $ 1 million covers pretty much anything around $ 300 / year. whats funny teenager moves it'll drop $ 120 / year! homeowner without kids : umbrella f-ing cheap stupid it. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never.
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches careful. want piss scientologists. i'm even kidding.
til battle 1797 , british admiral horatio nelson badly wounded right arm. came surgeon said ," sooner better ," within half hour amputation returned command forces.
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. actually makes lot meaningful. hare nap job everyone would die anyways? guess story pointlessness achievement face unavoidable death? reading employ animals form part critical communications infrastructure simply speed / reliability / fault-tolerance / integrity properties modern built environment needs. actually pursued heavily 90s the. com explosion. credit rfc 1149 see close came full-stack avian transport layer internet : [URL]
til near-extinction bison hunting 1800s gain food , restrict american indians ' dominant food supply ; herds shot trains left rot died
til emperor caracalla visited alexandria , greeted satires insults. responded massacring city's citizens pillaging afterwards.
til carrie fisher got copy star wars holiday special george lucas ( exchange recording dvd commentary star wars ) showed parties ' mainly end night want people leave. '
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance holy shit , exactly came say. nuke too? implications comment massively scary. mean , many people would willingly stay sub
britain leaving eu europe
til : carthaginian explorer hanno reached ivory coast ~ 600-500 bc , thought gorillas race humans tried capture some. ended killing violent took skins back carthage put display.
til writing staff futurama held 3 ph. d. , seven master's degrees , cumulatively 50 years harvard university. series writer patric m. verrone stated ," easily overeducated cartoon writers history"
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " he's like actor take every script he's given yet remains highly respected still offered great roles. nic cage started ( he's oscar winner ) destroyed career. nic cage already peaked con air face / off. cannot top performances matter are. enjoyed matchstick men loathe nic cage , weatherman amazing movie. what's reasoning behind loathing him? even like he's bad dude. understand cage hate. like i'm mega fan , understand hate.
arsenal becomes winning team fa cup 13 wins.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. one eyy .. guy fucks horses ever hear anything ginger boots fucking ostritch?
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes method acting. helicopters middle earth. really got character. lot work die 1st movie trilogy. watch extended. watching brormir faramir actually act together amazing makes miss boromir instead despising trying take ring can't hate boromir wanting take ring .. ring evil , manipulative little shit
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. that's giving someone promotion , need given added responsibilities gradually , prove competence. unsuccessful , transfer responsibilities someone else.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. something something getting nailed seamen loose hips sink ships. would still stick with" loose lips" , different set. seaman guzzler! report! seaman staines? !? ! anybody!
til pigs although true carnivores , competent predators kill eat helpless humans unable escape
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. .. realized like dogs alive 9/11 probably dead .. =[
til bill werbeniuk , big drinking canadian snooker player. drank 43 pints lager drinking contest scotsman eddie sinclair. sinclair passed following 42nd pint , werbeniuk reported say" i'm away bar
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time * know of.
til michael jackson would requested wine served diet coke cans flights , want kids see drinking alcohol.
til day crew battleship uss texas intentionally flooded torpedo tube order cause 2 degree list , giving main guns enough extra elevation boost range & hit target mainland. eli 5 easier move closer? also reminds [ old reddit post ] ( [URL] ) short answer : draft. texas , loaded max 9m ship underwater. closer , ship would run aground. thank , going say would guess keep range shore based battery. could've tipped land elevate ground cannons case
til vanessa carlton wrote riff for" thousand miles" 1998. upon hearing mother told her" vanessa , that's hit song. "
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " he's like actor take every script he's given yet remains highly respected still offered great roles. nic cage started ( he's oscar winner ) destroyed career.
til japanese kamikaze pilots allowed return find suitable target. one pilot shot ninth return. wikipedia article :" even fairy tales little children promoted kamikaze. " anyone know english translation? believe called winnie pooh brings death america.
vinyl fact #672 - peter gabriel wanted close his" so" album with" eyes" due heavy bass line subsequent inner groove distortion.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes
til thalidomide , infamous morning sickness drug caused severe birth defects , never approved use us single reviewer fda think tested enough , resisted industry pressure approve drug anyway.
til frog swallows eggs , gives birth live frogs vomiting stomach
til form medieval torture , victims feet covered salt water goat would start licking them. sometimes laughter stress intense tickling resulted heart attack brain hemorrhage.
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold according zillow , house valued $ 243,00. yep that's sort miracle renovation guess. maybe donation value? sold majorly-distressed way 2004 $ 15k.
til british supermarket chain iceland eu-wide trademark name , take legal action icelandic companies use it. icelandic government applied trademark invalidated , far without success.
til penn jillette penn teller painted finger nails red joke response mother telling get manicure people would looking hands , always keeps one finger nail painted red memory mother. he's cool dude celebrity speaks anti-vaccine nonsense alright book. see feel like. people want abortions people want vaccines. what's difference?
til toronto underground arcology , network underground tunnels possible live without needing venture outside
til medal honor recipient , master sergeant roy benavidez. 37 wounds bullets , bayonets , shrapnel. thought dead , spit face doctor zipping body bag.
til michael jackson would requested wine served diet coke cans flights , want kids see drinking alcohol. " there's accident like geico , thought burned like pepsi michael" - kanye west , wire , song car crash early career. voice generation , y'all. " generation's closest thing einstein. " * kanye west ," saint pablo" nobody loves kanye much kanye loves kanye. wish someone loved much kanye loves kanye
til you. state texas roughly 10 % larger france almost twice large germany. you. s. big , really big. sometimes i'm surprised throughout course history never become multiple countries.
til ford actually base decision ford pinto estimated legal costs lawsuits. myth given new life fight club.
til enough water lake superior flood entire landmasses north south america depth 1 foot. contains 3 quadrillion gallons fresh water. leave response comments able see across great lakes. [URL] lake michigan grand , mi
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. * soup meal. soup sandwich - - that's meal!
til british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old. oh shit even plausible conspiracy theories bs time. coincidences happen lot. coincidences wow mom
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " [ removed ]
til the" demon core ' , 6.2 kg subcritical mass plutonium briefly went critical two separate experiments , killing two members manhattan project
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. job's belief alternative medicine surprising. one point fruitarian believed fruitarians bo , bathe. iirc ashton kutcher tried replicate diet stop due development pancreatic issues.
til slipknot's third album contains almost zero profanity response critics said vocalist corey taylor relied swearing lyrics
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. evaded secret service managed make whitehouse grounds whilst underwear. someone shat brick night. either none whitehouse security team balls man handle russian premier back indoors , yeltsin drunk af embarrassing russia problem , choke holding head state diplomatic incident
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. promising career killed track 1971. buried flag record mexican national anthem. well plan least. record badly scratched replaced new copy mexican hat dance.
til researchers believe humans worn clothes least 170,00 years. know pubic lice evolutionarily diverged head lice 170,00 years ago , pubic lice need live clothing survive.
til bridget loves bernie , highest rated tv show ever canceled one season. cbs show creators forced cancel show receiving death threats jews , angered show featured catholic marrying jew.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging fishwife hanged murdering illegitimate infant shortly birth. long long ago , especially evidenced roman empire , infanticide often even considered crime baby six months old. guess lived wrong era. [URL] that's incredibly heartbreaking know.
til : 76 % known serial killers 20th century united states. key word is" known" countries catch acknowledge serial killers. russia bragged usa serial killers. truth never coordinated police force tie crimes together. like iran saying homosexuals.
til british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old. feel like i'm taking crazy pills. op , coin showing front back. person verifying authenticity display front back plastic protective container? saw coin? like separating oreo cookie? oh , haha , no. held place [ plastic container called a" slab" ] ( [URL] ) coin collecting community. ok. i'm going od crazy pills here. slab holds coin. front ( heads ) separated back ( tails )? shown slab. two separate coins , sawn two? looks like op's picture edited show sides label without full slab. thanks.
til military san marino still active crossbow corps existed uninterrupted since 1295
antonio conte would 4th italian manager win premier league. never english manager.
til 4 us states completely banned billboards til 4 states banned them. taking rest guys long?
til author goodnight moon ( margaret wise brown ) died 42 showing doctor healthy feeling. kicked leg , dislodging blood clot travelled heart killed her.
til name hotmail chosen contains html , originally styled hotmail. growing think html abbreviation hotmail , guess worked.
til directing jurassic park , spielberg saw cgi t. rex , said stop motion animator phil tippett ," job ," tippett replied ," mean extinct? ". spielberg later incorporated dialogue here's example [ go motion ] ( [URL] ) rex tippet experimenting movie : [URL] decision use cgi. looked better expected. still made right call though. cgi jurassic park still realistic looking film despite 25 years old. groundbreaking 6 year old released blew mind mad dinosaurs ( jeff goldblum ) ever since.
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til enough water lake superior flood entire landmasses north south america depth 1 foot. contains 3 quadrillion gallons fresh water. leave response comments able see across great lakes. [URL] lake michigan grand , mi
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen brit 100 % sure think use word. ' spunk spunk ' spunky! ! excited , energetic , etc. " full spunk" means" full energy" although even you. s. undertones.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. also think sp came gay cowboy idea. also recall pudding eating. guess know lingo then. eat poopoo want dis sickness uganda uninitiated : [URL]
til empire state building took little year construction complete ( 410 days twelve days ahead schedule ).
til oj simpson's father well-known drag queen sf area died aids 1986.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. one brightest species earth , yet keep small fish tanks :-/ also cut tiny pieces still alive dip sauce. mm. i'm hungry. why? want cook first [URL] faint heart ..
manchester united equalled record draws single premier league season
til judd apatow watched movie" true romance" idea floyd , beloved stoner character played brad pitt , finally leaving apartment getting chased bad guys. idea ended becoming" pineapple express" .
til gary webb , reporter san jose mercury news first broke story cia involvement cocaine trade , found dead with" two gunshot wounds head. " death , 2004 , ruled kill 8 years story came out? impossible blow side face first gunshot taking another shot finish job.
til bill werbeniuk , big drinking canadian snooker player. drank 43 pints lager drinking contest scotsman eddie sinclair. sinclair passed following 42nd pint , werbeniuk reported say" i'm away bar
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death die beating grizzly fistfight i'd regret fuck
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters. german. til kill shelters. too. shelter kill doggos? bc underfunded. either killed , literally looks like concentration camp. got funding , could no-kill shelters. us no-kill shelters.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. liberty dies thunderous applause
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. reminded ted talk one shooter's mother did. however , page crashing now. , reddit thread that? ted tedx? what's difference? ted the" real deal. " tedx brand people use notable quality control issues gets speak.
til 3 banana companies overthrew government honduras. wonder kind republic kind company that. important question , kind clothing would sell you?
til review of" lulu" , collaboration metallica lou reed , chuck klosterman wrote :" red hot chili peppers acoustically covered 12 worst primus songs starbucks , would still ( slightly
til steve jobs took acid , said" taking lsd profound experience , one important things life" would seem there's wide range experiences lsd. since often dark enough thoughts nightmares terrifying , i'd definitely rather risk it. maybe always disappointed bored experience every time tried it. maybe cheap stuff tried handful times life different" retailers. "
til william bradford , governor plymouth colony , year old father died sent live grandfather , died two years later sent live mother , died one year later.
til : 76 % known serial killers 20th century united states.
til - wwi , king albert belgium personally led defense germans , queen served nurse , son enlisted infanty.
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold shit neighborhood 0 % chance working out?
til harvey milk ongoing sexual relationship mentally disturbed 16 - year old boy
til japanese kamikaze pilots allowed return find suitable target. one pilot shot ninth return. wonder ever change mind made break it. much place make break for. americans / british would certainly shoot attempted land somewhere. guess could bail , know given chutes. that's true ditched swam around would've picked up. shot like buffalo. course , i'd assume they'd taken prisoner practical defenders. easy ditch without parachute though? chutes , hard all.
til town florida named frostproof marketing plot claim town would never citrus frost. less two years founding frost killed citrus town.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" really fucking picture , ops fault come reddit find advert. want bars wall [ think it? ] ( [URL] ) im trouble locating large breasted woman. _oo_ / | | /
til three gorges dam china massive slowed rotation earth tl laughing_face r size dam slowed rotation earth , sheer volume water mass shifted dam.
til hitler asked 18 year old figure skater future actress vera ralston" would like skate swastika" , replied" i'd rather skate swastika"
til response a" catastrophic emergency ," united states government suspended replaced single , combined branch" coordinated" president , indefinitely.
til china first country world produce steel preceding europe 100 years failed reach industrial revolution due absence middle class
til michael jackson's estate continues allocate 20 % posthumous earnings various charities , specified will.
bruce willis rejected early script of" die hard vengeance" titled" troubleshooter ," fighting terrorists cruise line. " troubleshooter" later repurposed into" speed 2 : cruise control. "
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. worried purity drugs? visit nearest police station illegal drugs tested - free charge!
til washington generals broke 2495 - game losing streak accidentally beating harlem globetrotters 100-99
til 3 banana companies overthrew government honduras.
til crowned eagle , known bird confirmed viewing humans prey
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. 1. rent plane 2. bless rain clouds fly , turn local downfall holy water 3. secretly baptise everyone 4. ~ ~? ?? ~ ~ collect tithes 5. profit bless rain clouds aafricaa
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. job's belief alternative medicine surprising. one point fruitarian believed fruitarians bo , bathe. iirc ashton kutcher tried replicate diet stop due development pancreatic issues. movie role?
til : samuel morse invented telegraph received letter wife's failing health .. she'd died.
til gary webb , reporter san jose mercury news first broke story cia involvement cocaine trade , found dead with" two gunshot wounds head. " death , 2004 , ruled considering ended aids likely came blood transfusion , idk look either fek looks like poorly executed attempt cover fact got aids extra-conjugal homosexual intercourse. done past , fact distinct possibility. vagina aids , gay aids almost impossible man contract hiv vaginal intercourse.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind. space race byproduct developing icbms .. spacex merely clever front future top time post / r / prorevenge .. " bully school? i'll strand mars prison" .
til caduceus symbol mistakenly used many american medical companies actually associated thievery commerce , true medical symbol similar looking rod asclepius.
til report found , every $ 1 invested us national park service , american public receives $ 4 economic value.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly like high school history stuff , anyway.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. , got hired 15 times. that's positive. find insulting get hired 15 times takes almost year 700 applications get part time job.
til ravens observed calling wolves site dead animals open carcass leave scraps accessible them.
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters. work? wouldnt point overrun? compared many countries far less stray animals germany. apart cats , usually never know whether stray animals running around , never seen wild dog , escaped ones village that's thinking right now. sure * ever * seen stray dog germany.
til height pokmon go , number players tried sneaking highly classified military explosives plant virginia charizard reportedly located inside arsenal. sounds like plot 80 ' sci-fi movie. definitely. imagined guy wandering around dark looking pokmon , accidentally falls pool secret government research chemicals - turning * * pokmon. probably something lot less cute.
til three four longest recorded sniper kills canadians
til jfk prescribed use rocking chair ease back pain , enjoyed much would give rocking chairs gifts friends , family , heads state.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. holy shit , exactly came say. nuke too? implications comment massively scary. mean , many people would willingly stay sub deep underwater cramp / pressurized tube breathing recycled air. bunch dudes age 25 .. shenanigans pretty fucked , understand.
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league least qualified european competition we're capable winning .. enjoy maccabi tel aviv away cunts tel aviv lovely city really. let's hope they're miserable.
til tank designed swiss military bug turning heater could cause main gun fire
til dogs laugh. make laugh-like sounds tickled playing , sounds positive effect puppies hearing them. i've never wanted hear something badly. [ go. ] ( [URL] ) laughing loud f.. cute tho think [ ] ( [URL] ) real example. sounds kind like rhythmic panting.
til frog swallows eggs , gives birth live frogs vomiting stomach
til yreka , california , bakery operated 100 years called yreka bakery , formed palindrome. business closed gallery opened spot , named yrella gallery would also form palindrome. state motto california [ eureka! ] ( [URL] ) worth noting , yreka pronounced. wy-ree-kah.
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold best tools know , wheel barrow full love. cement mixer full hope , cement. " room electricity. much electricity. "" yeah , i'll take 75k please. " that's obscure one , since removed syndication.
til drummer police composed spyro dragon soundtrack
til common" save" icon depiction obsolete external writable storage device called floppy disk.
til british supermarket chain iceland eu-wide trademark name , take legal action icelandic companies use it. icelandic government applied trademark invalidated , far without success.
til that" claw crane" games remotely set a" payout" limit , failure rate , essentially gambling" games" first place. fact , illegal canada except fairs.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. holy shit , exactly came say. nuke too? implications comment massively scary. mean , many people would willingly stay sub deep underwater cramp / pressurized tube breathing recycled air. bunch dudes age 25 .. shenanigans pretty fucked , understand.
til sitting bull touring buffalo bill's wild west show , impressed annie oakley's shooting abilities charmed character gave name" little sure shot" symbolically adopted daughter.
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero.
til humans ' closest relative , bonobos , peaceful female-run society sex used resolve conflict. they" make love , war. "
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. 1. rent plane 2. bless rain clouds fly , turn local downfall holy water 3. secretly baptise everyone 4. ~ ~? ?? ~ ~ collect tithes 5. profit
til mid - 1990s , due stress acting promotion films , jean-claude van damme developed cocaine addiction. spent $ 10,00 week , snorted 10 grams per day 1996.
til gleek. saliva comes stream gland compressed tongue. sometimes referred as" cobra spitting" .
til penn jillette penn teller painted finger nails red joke response mother telling get manicure people would looking hands , always keeps one finger nail painted red memory mother.
til hairy frog known the" wolverine frog" thought intentionally break toe bones force sharp" claws" flesh means defence.
til british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old. oh shit even plausible conspiracy theories bs time. coincidences happen lot. coincidences wow mom
til oj simpson's father well-known drag queen sf area died aids 1986.
til - coca cola launched dasani water uk slogan ' bottled spunk ' & ' can't live without spunk ' ; oblivious uk spunks means semen.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes love song ice fire books like show. however watch episodes. picture ned differently , still sean beans voice read first book. thought ned looking lot younger sean bean. ned 35ish book. joffrey taller rob jon tyrion 1 black eye bron supposed like 23. also , moon door actual door floor.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. everyone wants solve overpopulation problem , want die. both. live kids , even stick 1 kid. 2 kids ( per woman ) still causes population decrease every person able children. [URL]
til the" demon core ' , 6.2 kg subcritical mass plutonium briefly went critical two separate experiments , killing two members manhattan project
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. also remember hearing china big homeless population worried optics shown exposed olympics .. sudden homeless problem.
til prisoners female-only concentration camp ravensbruck purposefully sewed socks thin heels toes german soldier's feet would get sore.
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. still cannot get past fact he's stoke trent. drab , dismal , grey shithole planet .. outside lancashire.
til donald duck loved scandinavian countries sweden make illegal vote political elections. 2005 norway 1/4 total population read donald duck magazine , and" donaldism" became thing. confirm. norwegian. tons comics. teenagers even adults read them. they're cutesy childish traditional disney stuff. fascinating decendents vikings donald duck magazine collectors. us never vikings. norsemen , yes , raiders. anime manga big there? e. g. one punch man , attack titans , dragon ball super
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased.
til yreka , california , bakery operated 100 years called yreka bakery , formed palindrome. business closed gallery opened spot , named yrella gallery would also form palindrome.
til aboriginal canadian version lacrosse , team consisted 100 100 men , played 1600ft 100ft long field lasted sunrise sundown two three days straight. symbolic alternative war.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. raccoon hacked bank america account transferred money checking offshore account cayman islands. raccoon stole 20 dollars? pff. look mr. rich guy $ 20 bank account. pff. look moneybags bank account. pff. lk mnbgs vr hr , wt hs fnc xpnsv vwls.
til word" meme" coined biologist richard dawkins refer ideas spread replicate darwinian fashion
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging i've heard" ~ ~ hung ~ ~ hanged neck dead" many times never thought anything it. cool. cool cool cool. edit : til correct time say hanged referring killing person
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. amazingly , every guns n roses band member appetite destruction still alive. motley too? like f..? none hold candle ozzy. he's actually donating body science dies figure lived drugs alcohol.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank knocking power , messing hermit crabs throwing rocks. otto sounds like hellraiser.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. mother 4 year old 1.5 year old two friends round house , there's enough wine world. send supplies.
til jerry seinfeld dated 17 - year-old girl 39 years old.
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. love milk find funny comment , milk positive comment , bottom thread. know reddit hated milk much.
til that" video killed radio star" best selling record australia 27 years.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " except one suggested civilian able guns. middle ground britain old american west. edit : sith deals absolutes ; c
til people grow cities twice likely develop schizophrenia , even controlling drug use ethnicity.
til australia conducted biological warfare invasive rabbit population , reducing population 600 million 100 million.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes love song ice fire books like show. however watch episodes. picture ned differently , still sean beans voice read first book. thought ned looking lot younger sean bean. ned 35ish book. joffrey taller rob jon tyrion 1 black eye bron supposed like 23. also , moon door actual door floor.
til aeschylus , ancient greek tragedian , supposedly prophesied die falling object , therefore stayed outdoors. killed eagle dropped tortoise , mistaking bald head rock.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death regret bone-itis
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. australia may hundreds unique species poisonous everything , americas mighty raccoon. hail mighty trash panda! ahh , bin chicken! [URL]
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death die beating grizzly fistfight still considered a" fist fight" bear fists? think hand paw combat fits better. edit : get brawl ninja turtle animal cruelty assault? true. guess said fighting grizzly unarmed combat
til armadillos genus dasypus ( ones found us ) give birth four genetically identical young split embryo ; i. e. always identical quadruplets ; known vertebrate animals exhibit this" polyembryony"
til three four longest recorded sniper kills canadians
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us ive never heard life aside british people from? thought common across us.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels. ones prefer former quickly labeled rest turmoil as" kinksters"
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. there's message somewhere promoting someone higher responsibilities based past experience based qualifications. morale story get candidates interviews. want someone slept job either. morale story low. maybe get booze story , might raise morale.
til steve jobs took acid , said" taking lsd profound experience , one important things life"
til michael jackson's estate continues allocate 20 % posthumous earnings various charities , specified will.
til : jeff daniels got paid $ 50,00 role dumb dumber , jim carrey got paid $ 7mil.
til australia conducted biological warfare invasive rabbit population , reducing population 600 million 100 million.
til 1851 , measuring tools precision one millionth inch.
til fat duck , michellin three-star restaurant england , employs forty-two chefs. one customer.
til queen elizabeth ii trained mechanic. learned skills wwii ( 1945 ) part auxiliary territorial service.
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. would raw eggs make voice rough? raw eggs would line throat could gargling harsh sounds without damaging vocal chords hurting throat. it'd like thick milkshake attempting extreme metal vocals. mean , i'd probably rather milkshake. healthy metal vocals. vegan black metal , kvlt right now.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. something something getting nailed seamen loose hips sink ships. would still stick with" loose lips" , different set. seaman guzzler! report! seaman staines? !? ! anybody!
til : nixon sent champagne note saying" justice ultimately prevails" mark felt pardoned reagan. 30 years later , revealed mark felt was" deep throat" helped bring watergate cover-up light.
til penn jillette penn teller painted finger nails red joke response mother telling get manicure people would looking hands , always keeps one finger nail painted red memory mother. he's cool dude celebrity speaks anti-vaccine nonsense alright book. see feel like. people want abortions people want vaccines. what's difference?
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time * know of.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. yeah , kids fine. teenagers hand ..
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out.
til coelacanths thought extinct since cretaceous period , yet discovered alive 1938
til : today's average teenagers know vastly milky way galaxies professional astronomers 100 years ago. reason average teenager seen naked people adult 100 years ago. 100 + years ago , naked people adults seen parents , siblings [ cousins ] ( [URL] )
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. relaxed drank fifth vodka every day sorry fifth? american always wondered. google maybe people know too. edit : thanks everyone , know international standard alcohol volumes ever thought would. fifth gallon. 75 cl. context people use cl instead l ml? never really see uk , rest europe see instead millilitres volumes drinks lot , 33cl 50cl opposed 330ml 500ml
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us ive never heard life aside british people from? thought common across us.
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. wow amazing work dairy lobby dairy industry done impressive things years. food pyramid designed specifically encourage milk cheese consumption help struggling dairy farmers.
til 27 ad wooden amphitheater collapsed ancient town fidenae resulted death 200-500 spectators. roman senate responded raising building standards banishing creator theater , atilius.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. " boris yeltsin first words you. s. president clinton upon meeting 1995 , think o. j. it? " guy like relaxed uncle. relaxed drank fifth vodka every day sorry fifth? american always wondered. google maybe people know too. edit : thanks everyone , know international standard alcohol volumes ever thought would. fifth gallon. 750 ml bottle. tend drink america. guys use liters , 750 ml bottle tend drink well.
til honey bees ejaculate forcefully penises explode. kills honey bee.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen
til siege , mongols catapulted corpses infected plague city walls infect inhabitants.
.. throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank surroundings. imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " " nested simulations would taxing systems. we'll make physically impossible. "" how? "" i'm sure , we'll make something like speed light. " " let's make sure control passage time. problem solved. "
til battle spotsylvania general sedgwick , saw men ducking cover exclaimed" dodging like this? hit elephant distance. " last words shot killed right finished sentence
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold best tools know , wheel barrow full love. cement mixer full hope , cement. " room electricity. much electricity. "" yeah , i'll take 75k please. " that's obscure one , since removed syndication.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. til $ 14 million budget , major hollywood actors , major hollywood filmmaker , film company owned comcast , qualify independent filmmaking. edit. great. top comment snide remark. rip previous also think sp came gay cowboy idea. also recall pudding eating. guess know lingo then.
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches wait cockroaches bite? ?? worry , sleeping inside mouth. inside ear since can't turn around inside ear canal , burrow deeper brain.
til genghis khan tengrist , religiously tolerant interested learning philosophical moral lessons religions. consulted buddhist monks , muslims , christian missionaries , taoist monk qiu chuji. discriminate , would wipe entire populations regardless religious affiliation.
til author goodnight moon ( margaret wise brown ) died 42 showing doctor healthy feeling. kicked leg , dislodging blood clot travelled heart killed her.
til actors played brother sister on" dexter" began dating , fell love , got engaged , got married , got divorced , continuing play brother sister tv.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. dolphin without hands? dolphin penises prehensile. like tentacles. take moment think that. til i'm never swimming ocean again. i'm going go swimming ocean right ( )
til rodney mullen considered the" godfather" modern street skating. he's credited inventing 37 tricks including flatground ollie , kickflip , heelflip , 360 flip.
til male chicks born egg farms , considered useless. thus , disposed , grinding alive.
til vietnam war 30,00 american draft dodgers fled canada , number canadians volunteered fight
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. island women , defeating english navy power pussy. well , english disease ( regular venereal ) went kill 9/10 tahiti population.
til johnny carson joked tonight show nonexistent toilet paper shortage led eventual panic buying leaving store shelves empty causing real shortage lasted weeks
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. til anti-vaxers trying save economy. .. surprising revelation
til sitting bull touring buffalo bill's wild west show , impressed annie oakley's shooting abilities charmed character gave name" little sure shot" symbolically adopted daughter. sounds suspiciously like something a" wild west show" promoter would come with. welcome like 85 percent us history " greatest country world" . founded genocide slavery. yup , checks out. countries participated genocide. difficult name country history participated genocide one way another.
20 goals , lionel messi time top scorer conmebol world cup qualifiers , passing hernn crespo luis surez
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. legitimately 1984 stuff right there.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. everyone wants solve overpopulation problem , want die. both. live kids , even stick 1 kid. that's china's trying achieve since 70s establishing one-child law. 2014 ( give take 2 years , bad memory ) changed 2 kids max. source : chinese always two-child law? would keep population constant , it? large parts population excempt law.
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax soon known as" retail credit agency" following congressional testimony. < two weeks later > okay , calling ourselves" credit mcchecky clown penis" literally name left. let's hope nothing goes wrong time. could always washington redskins credit agency rename trump credit agency. way , matter happens least 1/3 rd country believe anything bad lie.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. [ chart elon's life ] ( [URL] )
til 1959 , you. s. postal service successfully shipped mail using cruise missile , delivering cargo new jersey florida 22 minutes
til president jimmy carter placed peanut farm blind trust elected president. term ended , found badly mismanaged $ 1 million debt.
til : vicodin six times potent codeine , hence name vi ( roman numeran six ) - codin
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold even huge fan simpsons , would taken money. fun look unrealistic cartoon everybody everything yellow pink ridiculous looking. real life , much. also , moving middle nowhere nevada? thanks , 75 grand please. like 15 minutes strip las vegas. exactly middle nowhere. like las vegas , got nice desert look at. dunno really know place buy house like 75k
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. * soup meal. soup sandwich - - that's meal! , fucking not. anything , white person meal. mexico actually consider meals events spend time families , something eat breakroom white company work
til : 76 % known serial killers 20th century united states. key word is" known" countries catch acknowledge serial killers. russia bragged usa serial killers. truth never coordinated police force tie crimes together.
til dave chappelle offered role bubba forrest gump turned thought movie would unsuccessful.
til da vinci devoted vegetarian , nearly-unheard practice time. love animals would often purchase caged birds release them.
til 2001 , united states ' military airdropped 2.4 million pop-tarts afghanistan us invasion.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes tbf helicopters scary fuck.
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged jules verne treasury kid , illustrations always blew away. think they're woodcuts? [URL]
til eunus , slave-magician joked stage planned overthrow roman rule become king sicily. led huge slave uprising , kept promises spare lives left tips.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. reminded ted talk one shooter's mother did. however , page crashing now. , reddit thread that? ted tedx? what's difference?
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out.
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" really fucking picture , ops fault come reddit find advert. want bars wall [ think it? ] ( [URL] )
til of" gish gallop" , fallacious debate tactic drowning opponent flood individually-weak arguments , opponent cannot possibly answer every falsehood real time. named after" duane gish" , prominent member creationist
til thomas jefferson kept shetland sheep white house. attacked several people , killed small boy , eventually called" abominable animal" .
til actor martin sheen arrested total 66 times protesting acts civil disobedience - recently 2007 trespassing nevada nuclear test facility. imagine could president like character west wing .. american politics much closer house cards moment west wing read dc insiders find veep realistic portrayal jobs.
til australia conducted biological warfare invasive rabbit population , reducing population 600 million 100 million.
til tree legally owns surrounding land land inherited offspring ," son tree owns itself"
til table beer served belgian schools 1980s. proposed re-introduce low alcohol beer ( < 1.5 % abv ) schools healthier alternative softdrinks.
til enough water lake superior flood entire landmasses north south america depth 1 foot. contains 3 quadrillion gallons fresh water.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. mother 4 year old 1.5 year old two friends round house , there's enough wine world. send supplies. kids , 1.5 year olds really friends? old enough age understand friendship?
til 19th early 20th century roughly 1/3 rd norway's populations immigrated united states.
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters. german. til kill shelters. too. shelter kill doggos? bc underfunded. either killed , literally looks like concentration camp. got funding , could no-kill shelters. us no-kill shelters.
vinyl fact #672 - peter gabriel wanted close his" so" album with" eyes" due heavy bass line subsequent inner groove distortion.
til east st. louis higher murder rate honduras , country highest murder rate world
til reindeer one mammals see uv light , allowing see lichen , polar bears snow , urine trails also helps guide santa's sleigh christmas eve! need bitch ass rudolph.
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax ha , sallie mae thing reason. think know , navient. * ahem * xfiniti cough * spectrum * cough yeah really suck cox. spectrum , pay $ 55 / mo 250/25 bandwidth caps. pretty much everyone talk worse speeds higher price.
til actor martin sheen arrested total 66 times protesting acts civil disobedience - recently 2007 trespassing nevada nuclear test facility. imagine could president like character west wing .. american politics much closer house cards moment west wing read dc insiders find veep realistic portrayal jobs.
til yreka , california , bakery operated 100 years called yreka bakery , formed palindrome. business closed gallery opened spot , named yrella gallery would also form palindrome.
til since speak much english , first english speaking role , antonio banderas learn lines phonetically
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. sailors , much like prisoners , historically relations members sex crew due lack women. possible? turn gay there's women around? , don't" turn gay" . cums point though warm hole warm hole. edit : there's nothing gay exploring! i'm done puns yeah nothing gay it. two straight dudes butt sex. mean think , gayest thing world sex woman. soft frilly smell like flowers. that's straight queer. fucking dude? muscles sweat , manly thing do.
til anyone sworn statewide county office judgeship kentucky must declare oath participated , acted second otherwise assisted duel.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. actually worked called alternative medicine. would called medicine.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank knocking power , messing hermit crabs throwing rocks. otto sounds like hellraiser.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us americans say" got lot spunk kid" . said you. k would arrested. maybe 1940s .. gal's got moxie! look well takes spunk!
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero. rip. passed away yesterday.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " [ removed ] use 2nd keep rest. fucks someone gun? edit : rest amendments. civil rest. people tanks bombs missiles drones? gun nuts think government views glock kind threat?
til british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old. 1200 years old , here's [ king edward hammered silver penny ] ( [URL] ) , clocking least 710 years old. obverse : edw r angl dns hyb edward king
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind. space race byproduct developing icbms .. spacex merely clever front future top time post / r / prorevenge ..
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging * her" resurrection" also extent seen divine intervention , allowed go free. later life referred as" half-hangit maggie" *" well , tried. " i'm surprised assume witchcraft burn stake. historically failed executions considered act god ( divine intervention ) many common law jurisdictions. condemned released afterwards considered gods live. execute anyone then? god's surely he'd give pox.
til sources say kim il-sung , founder north korea , could actually impostor , might stolen name resistance leader died
til jerry seinfeld dated 17 - year-old girl 39 years old.
til france illegal deny holocaust happened.
til australian funnel web spiders accidentally toxic given fact venom appears fairly harmless many animals except primates primates native australia.
til darth vader father luke skywalker real name anakin skywalker
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. one eyy .. guy fucks horses ever hear anything ginger boots fucking ostritch?
til two time medal honor recipient major general smedley butler wrote :" spent time high class muscle man big business , wall street bankers. short , racketeer , gangster capitalism.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets.
til pepsi's progressive president 1940s led marketing campaign put african americans positive light , cornering untapped market taking advantage coca-cola's hesitance hire black workers.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. nothing .. mormons baptize die! baptize people listed phone book. grandmother use baptize neighborhood kids / babies kitchen sink watching summer. catholic want babies going purgatory / hell. grew catholic .. non-clergy even baptisms? sounds weird. absence priest laymen perform baptisms roman catholicism.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes method acting. helicopters middle earth. really got character. lot work die 1st movie trilogy. people love kill sean bean .. like , thing. great good job sad often happens early stories acting skills squandered , time screen sure fucking great job
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. hence term" irony" * another made fact brought reddit * get made-up facts r / politics!
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. wonder got pizza know gorbachev got pizza hut wow .. [URL] pizza hut gorbachev tv spot commercial : 60 international version"
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging always wondered , thought hanged , probably sentenced death , the" dead" part implied , since put death. guess good loophole end , though!
til death steve irwin , speculated series revenge killings , least ten stingrays found dead mutilated coast queensland strangest case misplaced rage i've ever seen.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. gotta make sexy eat. hips nips. make sexy! gonna get higher ^ ^ ^ higher edit : humble post pushed 20,00 karma threshold three * whole years * lame posts. thank , taking higher ^ ^ ^ higher [ guys mind pcp? ] ( [URL] )
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. , got hired 15 times. that's positive. i'm met multiple women exactly like that. get hired drop hat garbage employees.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. fuck? took words right mouth. can't think many situations parents guilty children's actions , certainly one them.
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. dairy industry done impressive things years. food pyramid designed specifically encourage milk cheese consumption help struggling dairy farmers. wait. telling nutritional information .. official nutritional information government uses strictly scientifical? oh honey goes top triangle. bee lobby really powerful.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " gene hackman asked starred superman said" give 2 million reasons why" particularly great reasons , taken together , become impossible refuse. wait minute , superman good though! ! f..! !! ?? superman iv however i've never heard this" superman iv" .. low budget movie terrible plot bad acting? / almost sarcasm try pretend idea never came like idea nicholas cage considered superman role. i've honestly never seen old superman series. what's bad iv?
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. evaded secret service managed make whitehouse grounds whilst underwear. someone shat brick night. either none whitehouse security team balls man handle russian premier back indoors , yeltsin drunk af embarrassing russia problem , choke holding head state diplomatic incident would also diplomatic incident , though , someone managed harm yeltsin state , part result sufficient protection around time.
til - coca cola launched dasani water uk slogan ' bottled spunk ' & ' can't live without spunk ' ; oblivious uk spunks means semen.
til 1983 , caddies masters tournament black. due clubs tradition.
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers.
til three gorges dam china massive slowed rotation earth tl laughing_face r size dam slowed rotation earth , sheer volume water mass shifted dam.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. everyone wants solve overpopulation problem , want die. both. live kids , even stick 1 kid. 2 kids ( per woman ) still causes population decrease every person able children. [URL]
til communism killed people regime type. killed holocaust japanese war crimes combined. colonialist capitalism even come close.
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. say find job love , never work day life. little tougher happen love smoking drinking whiskey , done. forget swallowing raw eggs. would raw eggs make voice rough? raw eggs would line throat could gargling harsh sounds without damaging vocal chords hurting throat. it'd like thick milkshake attempting extreme metal vocals.
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time right , necessarily mean they're capable communicating location distance breeding grounds members species - something ants , bees , ravens humans do. dolphins? whales matter. octopus friend avocado?
til day crew battleship uss texas intentionally flooded torpedo tube order cause 2 degree list , giving main guns enough extra elevation boost range & hit target mainland. eli 5 easier move closer? also reminds [ old reddit post ] ( [URL] ) short answer : draft. texas , loaded max 9m ship underwater. closer , ship would run aground. thank , going say would guess keep range shore based battery. could've tipped land elevate ground cannons case
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. "
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. everyone wants solve overpopulation problem , want die.
til aztecs made swords embedded prismatic obsidian blades far sharper even high quality present day steel razor blades.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. australia may hundreds unique species poisonous everything , americas mighty raccoon. hail mighty trash panda! ahh , bin chicken! [URL]
til terry kath band chigaco's last words were" worry .. look , clip even it" - putting pistol temple pulling trigger.
til penn jillette penn teller painted finger nails red joke response mother telling get manicure people would looking hands , always keeps one finger nail painted red memory mother.
til wwii general george patton believed reincarnated ancient roman soldier , also thought served napoleon.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging fishwife hanged murdering illegitimate infant shortly birth. well blame then. gave birth ungodly human / fish chimera would expect do? kill get's big. mean , makes sense me.
til singer peanut butter jelly time passed away eleven-hour standoff police even snoop dogg brother-in-law tried convince surrender. almost sounds like title r / subredditsimulator curious : [ subreddit simulator ] ( [URL] )
til medal honor recipient thomas baker asked left behind japanese counter attack saipan due wounded. asked 1 pistol 8 bullets. returning us army found corpse 8 dead japanese. asked bullets. could war right he'd enough. always ask infinite wishes. noob 8.00 k / d? noob numbers.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen [ knew ] ( [URL] ) edit : seriously , [ knew ] ( [URL] ).
til every part dandelion edible. leaves buds eaten greens , flowers made wine , roots roasted ground make" coffee. "
til donald duck loved scandinavian countries sweden make illegal vote political elections. 2005 norway 1/4 total population read donald duck magazine , and" donaldism" became thing. confirm. norwegian. tons comics. teenagers even adults read them. they're cutesy childish traditional disney stuff. fascinating decendents vikings donald duck magazine collectors. us never vikings. norsemen , yes , raiders. anime manga big there? e. g. one punch man , attack titans , dragon ball super
til da vinci devoted vegetarian , nearly-unheard practice time. love animals would often purchase caged birds release them.
til international data code switzerland ch , stands confoederatio helvetica , latin name country. switzerland chose code avoid favouring four official languages.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us
til slipknot's third album contains almost zero profanity response critics said vocalist corey taylor relied swearing lyrics
til great famine ireland caused many deaths , ireland's population still recovered ( even 150 years )
til indiana jones changed image archaeology. ' raiders lost ark ' ( 1981 ) , people imagined archaeologist weak , older person needs rescuing. stereotype male ivy league professor /
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death regret bone-itis
til response a" catastrophic emergency ," united states government suspended replaced single , combined branch" coordinated" president , indefinitely.
til enough water lake superior flood entire landmasses north south america depth 1 foot. contains 3 quadrillion gallons fresh water. leave response comments able see across great lakes. [URL] lake michigan grand , mi
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. something something getting nailed seamen loose hips sink ships. would still stick with" loose lips" , different set.
til columbus , ohio larger population cincinnati cleveland combined yet nfl , nba mlb teams. cleveland cincinnati 5
til ryan gosling watching" rambo" took knives school threw children.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. worried purity drugs? visit nearest police station illegal drugs tested - free charge! i'm pick free boat
til : 76 % known serial killers 20th century united states. key word is" known" countries catch acknowledge serial killers. russia bragged usa serial killers. truth never coordinated police force tie crimes together. mean usa # 1 catching known serial killers too?
til lyrics elton john's ' rocket man ' meant taken literally mars bound astronaut leaving family job.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. i'm going go swimming ocean right ( ) i'm going seafood store. live eels? focused dolphin penis nature showing us slime eels great jerking off? [URL]
til review of" lulu" , collaboration metallica lou reed , chuck klosterman wrote :" red hot chili peppers acoustically covered 12 worst primus songs starbucks , would still ( slightly
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " [ removed ] want sad_face want smile mean .. wish could get along like used middle school .. wish could bake cake filled rainbows smiles everyone would eat happy ..
til japanese kamikaze pilots allowed return find suitable target. one pilot shot ninth return. * shrugs *" odds , amarite? " * shot dead *
til 1986 , beer drinking goat elected mayor small town texas , usa
.. aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank surroundings. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " " nested simulations would taxing systems. we'll make physically impossible. "" how? "" i'm sure , we'll make something like speed light. " speed light clock speed cpu runs universe. quantum entaglement software's compression algorthm work. expansion universe done via server upgrades. sleep resource management
vinyl fact #672 - peter gabriel wanted close his" so" album with" eyes" due heavy bass line subsequent inner groove distortion.
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. everyone freaking : seal extinct. fact well listed as" least concern" - - furthest category from" extinct" . uneducated , furthest category extinct still extinction spectrum , every animal fit spectrum. like category field mice? edit : thanks answers guys!
til emperor caracalla visited alexandria , greeted satires insults. responded massacring city's citizens pillaging afterwards.
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged league ~ ~ light ~ ~ little 5.5 km. 20,00 would 110,00 km. earth measures 12,750 km across equator. go 20,00 leagues deep , would end 17.6 thousand leagues space. yeah always confused me. never seemed obvious distance travelled depth. depth fathoms , no?
til colonel david stirling , founder sas , personally strangled 41 men.
til kyoto , former capital japan , means" capital city" tokyo means" eastern capital" related amsterdam means dam amstel ( river ) related budapest means buda pest names two cities joined create budapest. related rome called rome romans lived there. rome called rome wolf-baby killed brother can't really blame , though. imagine city called reme? it'd completely ridiculous.
til eunus , slave-magician joked stage planned overthrow roman rule become king sicily. led huge slave uprising , kept promises spare lives left tips.
til north korean spies stationed abroad receive training shop supermarkets , use credit cards visit clubs , amenities commonplace north korea.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. promising career killed track 1971. buried flag record mexican national anthem. well plan least. record badly scratched replaced new copy mexican hat dance.
til yreka , california , bakery operated 100 years called yreka bakery , formed palindrome. business closed gallery opened spot , named yrella gallery would also form palindrome. cool see hometown reddit! glad know forgotten smirk_face
til movie , - 571 , states americans responsible capturing first enigma machine. truth first enigma machine captured british , 7 months americans entered war. tony blair ridiculed movie prime minister's questions. bill clinton dismissed movie work fiction. americans never captured single enigma machine. 2 canadians , 13 british. watch hollywood films expect see us calvary ti rescue. fact russian blood us factories war.
til term checkmate , according barnhart etymological dictionary , alteration persian phrase" shh mt" ( ) means , literally ," king helpless" word ( mta ) still exists pashto , means destroyed. matar spanish means kill.
til medal honor recipient thomas baker asked left behind japanese counter attack saipan due wounded. asked 1 pistol 8 bullets. returning us army found corpse 8 dead japanese. asked bullets. plot twist : may * asked * eight bullets , received * three * bullets low ammo. killed three people two bullets , two people one bullet?
.. cocaine addiction hidden family eight years. claims kept addiction well-hidden eventually ," .. books [ started ] show while. ' misery ' book cocaine. annie wilkes cocaine. number-one fan. take adderall every day reason , reason relationships feel * stronger * well. couple days , adderall makes antisocial point want tell everyone know fuck take even adderall smoke bongs day alone. adderall weed nice , end smoking soo much i'm adderall. want try adderall stuff listen people. adderall type drug meth , quite strong. easy become addicted hard body leads insomnia rough" come down" high.
bruce willis rejected early script of" die hard vengeance" titled" troubleshooter ," fighting terrorists cruise line. " troubleshooter" later repurposed into" speed 2 : cruise control. "
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. hell * * can't remember solution tasks three years. barely remember password internet webpages. google ask want remember password wait see password entered right one. legitimately changed password twice one day i'm bad remembering them.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. 1. rent plane 2. bless rain clouds fly , turn local downfall holy water 3. secretly baptise everyone 4. ~ ~? ?? ~ ~ collect tithes 5. profit
til hydrogen peroxide , commonly used treat wounds , cause scarring inhibit wound healing.
til vanessa carlton wrote riff for" thousand miles" 1998. upon hearing mother told her" vanessa , that's hit song. "
til woman started mothers day usa wished never started day commercialism behind got control
til word" meme" coined biologist richard dawkins refer ideas spread replicate darwinian fashion
til sandra bullock speaks fluent german , raised germany austria 12 years father worked you. s. army europe.
til genghis khan tengrist , religiously tolerant interested learning philosophical moral lessons religions. consulted buddhist monks , muslims , christian missionaries , taoist monk qiu chuji. discriminate , would wipe entire populations regardless religious affiliation. progressive funny many modern world history texts starting think way. many ways , mongol empire ushered modernity , including fostering global trade. infuriating. empathy absolutely required properly understand history , modern historians routinely demonstrate lack empathy genghis khan's victims. seen nothing , 100 years speak great hitler was.
til o. j. simpson's 1995 verdict announcement murder , long-distance calls declined 58 % , trading new york stock exchange decreased 41 % , water usage decreased , estimated $
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging fishwife hanged murdering illegitimate infant shortly birth. long long ago , especially evidenced roman empire , infanticide often even considered crime baby six months old. guess lived wrong era. [URL]
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. * soup meal.
til gary webb , reporter san jose mercury news first broke story cia involvement cocaine trade , found dead with" two gunshot wounds head. " death , 2004 , ruled considering ended aids likely came blood transfusion , idk look either fek looks like poorly executed attempt cover fact got aids extra-conjugal homosexual intercourse. done past , fact distinct possibility. vagina aids , gay aids almost impossible man contract hiv vaginal intercourse.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels. ones prefer former quickly labeled rest turmoil as" kinksters"
til medal honor recipient thomas baker asked left behind japanese counter attack saipan due wounded. asked 1 pistol 8 bullets. returning us army found corpse 8 dead japanese. asked bullets.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. father 4 , 1 16 year old girl ; confirm kids best hit teens , blow half shared data plan 8 days think know every fucking thing. edit : data oh god feel pain brother. 17 19 wrote many time day hear" understand" i'd need nasas budget count all.
til johnny carson joked tonight show nonexistent toilet paper shortage led eventual panic buying leaving store shelves empty causing real shortage lasted weeks
til lyrics elton john's ' rocket man ' meant taken literally mars bound astronaut leaving family job.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. raccoon hacked bank america account transferred money checking offshore account cayman islands. raccoon stole 20 dollars?
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years.
til grizzly bears feared respected native americans hunting required company 4 10 warriors done preparation ceremoniality intertribal warfare. * * til 2008 sleuth 30 bears besieged platinum mining compound olyotorsky district northern kamchatka. two guards killed prevented workers leaving homes * * article! oh god , they're organizing.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. episode 30 rock , character pete hornberger never overachieves avoid getting promoted head. pete underrated character. cared juust enough much. girlfriend recently mentioned watching 30 rock again. pay attention pete thoroughly convinced glue holds show together. one favorite parts 30 rock pete gets jack agree give per diem gas , situation , jack agree. " yes! hornberger! "
til the" demon core ' , 6.2 kg subcritical mass plutonium briefly went critical two separate experiments , killing two members manhattan project
til bridget loves bernie , highest rated tv show ever canceled one season. cbs show creators forced cancel show receiving death threats jews , angered show featured catholic marrying jew.
til aboriginal canadian version lacrosse , team consisted 100 100 men , played 1600ft 100ft long field lasted sunrise sundown two three days straight. symbolic alternative war.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes method acting. helicopters middle earth. really got character. lot work die 1st movie trilogy. watch extended. watching brormir faramir actually act together amazing makes miss boromir instead despising trying take ring can't hate boromir wanting take ring .. ring evil , manipulative little shit
til jupiter's center gravity sun outside sun's surface. technically , mutual orbit around , around point extremely close sun.
til response a" catastrophic emergency ," united states government suspended replaced single , combined branch" coordinated" president , indefinitely. i'm flashbacks star wars prequels
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time right , necessarily mean they're capable communicating location distance breeding grounds members species - something ants , bees , ravens humans do. dolphins? whales matter. octopus friend avocado?
til schmidt jack nicholson 2003 golden globe award best performance actor motion picture drama. upon accepting award , nicholson quipped :" i'm little surprised. thought made comedy. "
til international data code switzerland ch , stands confoederatio helvetica , latin name country. switzerland chose code avoid favouring four official languages.
til david hahn , 17 years old attempted build nuclear reactor backyard , one point emitting 100 times normal background radiation.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. actually worked called alternative medicine. would called medicine. laughing loud , one good friends rant likes there's thing short cut giving directions. " faster easier route , ' way '"
naked crackhead slaps houston cop , predictable results ensue. handled high level professionalism.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. everything ive ever heard dolphins ' sexuality deeply disturbing. animal who's sex life freaks more. like seriously dolphins stahpp ever read penguins , then. ducks.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " he's like actor take every script he's given yet remains highly respected still offered great roles. nic cage started ( he's oscar winner ) destroyed career. nic cage already peaked con air face / off. cannot top performances matter are. enjoyed matchstick men loathe nic cage , weatherman amazing movie.
til nasa pilots routinely intercepted defeated you. s. navy phantom iis mock dogfights , complaints navy put end harassment.
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. amazingly , every guns n roses band member appetite destruction still alive. motley too? like f..? none hold candle ozzy. he's actually donating body science dies figure lived drugs alcohol. prince darkness , whatever want.
naked crackhead slaps houston cop , predictable results ensue. handled high level professionalism.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes method acting. helicopters middle earth. really got character. lot work die 1st movie trilogy. people love kill sean bean .. like , thing.
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections.
til hairy frog known the" wolverine frog" thought intentionally break toe bones force sharp" claws" flesh means defence.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. 1. rent plane 2. bless rain clouds fly , turn local downfall holy water 3. secretly baptise everyone 4. ~ ~? ?? ~ ~ collect tithes 5. profit get priests sanctify local water supply acround world. baptise everyone every time shower. nope , priests bless 1 birdbath full water time source : holly bibble
til soldiers you. s. military psychological warfare department ( psyops ) used loudspeakers tempt enemy fighters afghanistan battles win calling , lady men cowardly dogs.
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con fucked fight someone off. even read article? three sentences. someone else assaulted stepped help.
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity. man 86 years old? even botox limits.
til america's first female mayor elected 1887. group men nominated joke , 60 percent vote.
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches wait cockroaches bite? ?? worry , sleeping inside mouth. inside ear
til donald duck loved scandinavian countries sweden make illegal vote political elections. 2005 norway 1/4 total population read donald duck magazine , and" donaldism" became thing.
til darko milicic , drafted 2nd overall 2003 nba draft ( carmelo anthony , dwyane wade chris bosh ) currently apple farmer serbia.
til british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old. feel like i'm taking crazy pills. op , coin showing front back. person verifying authenticity display front back plastic protective container? saw coin? like separating oreo cookie? oh , haha , no. held place [ plastic container called a" slab" ] ( [URL] ) coin collecting community. ok. i'm going od crazy pills here. slab holds coin. front ( heads ) separated back ( tails )? shown slab. two separate coins , sawn two? looks like op's picture edited show sides label without full slab. thanks.
til vanessa carlton wrote riff for" thousand miles" 1998. upon hearing mother told her" vanessa , that's hit song. "
til : today's average teenagers know vastly milky way galaxies professional astronomers 100 years ago.
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con really got role , good her! dunno , really catwoman play sexually-charged game basketball children watching? loop one , what's context? edit : oh god [ apologize put through. ] ( [URL] )
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging r / accidentalpun that's great sub , thanks roping in! loop. puns tight! ! #do get it? noose tight. still get it.
til day crew battleship uss texas intentionally flooded torpedo tube order cause 2 degree list , giving main guns enough extra elevation boost range & hit target mainland. " dude i'm telling , flood torpedo blister send one super far! it'll gnarly" afterward" laughing loud rekt" good game
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. .. realized like dogs alive 9/11 probably dead .. =[
til beanie babies , height popularity , accounted 10 % ebay traffic collectors insured purchases thousands dollars.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly like high school history stuff , anyway. covered either ap euro world , american semi confidently say particular event really talked american high school.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen [ knew ] ( [URL] ) edit : seriously , [ knew ] ( [URL] ).
til : vicodin six times potent codeine , hence name vi ( roman numeran six ) - codin
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. actual source wiki link book ' silk roads ' peter frankopan.
til luxembourg liberated nazism 1944 , returning government impressed regulations laws concerning tax employment nazis made , decided simply keep them.
til richard shot crossbow , died summoned boy , assumed he'd executed. instead , forgave boy sent away 100 shillings. richard died , boy hanged.
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con person attacked another congoer , adrianne stepped up. congoer? one congo? think related con. specifically congo-con person cosplaying amy. congogoer
til scrappy-doo , widely considered one hated characters fiction , appeared animated scooby-doo production since 1988 due audience backlash.
til offered role hannibal lecter , anthony hopkins quit hollywood go back england , feeling rest mediocre career would spent stage and" respectable bbc work. "
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til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. hell * * can't remember solution tasks three years. barely remember password internet webpages. google ask want remember password wait see password entered right one.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. kind genius really evil - let people dissenters come , give secret police holiday. hope kind trick works though. mao 60 years ago. , , work once. means works per generation people , no? study history doomed repeat - micheal scott
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. masturbation animals ( using objects ; case dolphins use sand , use tortoise etc ) common may thing. done immediately copulation might also help reduce risk sexually transmitted diseases.
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. dunno , think shortened anglo-swiss condensed milk company. roles tongue , know. anglo milk sounds dirty contrary superior purest white milk buy , produced master race anglo aryan mountain cows. [ disturbingly relevant ] ( [URL] )
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. evaded secret service managed make whitehouse grounds whilst underwear. someone shat brick night. either none whitehouse security team balls man handle russian premier back indoors , yeltsin drunk af embarrassing russia problem , choke holding head state diplomatic incident would also diplomatic incident , though , someone managed harm yeltsin state , part result sufficient protection around time.
til : nixon sent champagne note saying" justice ultimately prevails" mark felt pardoned reagan. 30 years later , revealed mark felt was" deep throat" helped bring watergate cover-up light. good ol ' days government held accountable actions edit : probably put / end this. think sarcasm came across. remember spying without warrant something concerned about? remember americans condemned torture barbaric shameful? 24 told ends justify means fine. [ jack bauer also told shoving bath towel someones throat remove stomach pulled out. ] ( [URL] )
niki lauda makes 1,200 , 00 year monetising forehead.
til : 76 % known serial killers 20th century united states. key word is" known" countries catch acknowledge serial killers. russia bragged usa serial killers. truth never coordinated police force tie crimes together.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. overdue another #purge! people could wrap stop shitting many kids cause they're bored.
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters. work? wouldnt point overrun? think allowed run part law question. , think meant dogs. dogs allowed drive germany.
til sitting bull touring buffalo bill's wild west show , impressed annie oakley's shooting abilities charmed character gave name" little sure shot" symbolically adopted daughter. sounds suspiciously like something a" wild west show" promoter would come with. welcome like 85 percent us history " greatest country world" . founded genocide slavery. yup , checks out. countries participated genocide. difficult name country history participated genocide one way another.
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold best tools know , wheel barrow full love. cement mixer full hope , cement. " room electricity. much electricity. "" yeah , i'll take 75k please. " that's obscure one , since removed syndication.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. i'm christian , bible got absolutely right said ," love money root evil. " well , actually says" root kinds evil. " translation holding as" correct? " sell translation says love money totally fine. guy translates
til nirvana's cover david bowie's" man sold world" 1993 mtv unplugged album revitalized people's interest bowie also leading younger listeners think covering nirvana , much annoyance.
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " surreal would see ai inside simulation begin talk simulation?
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. oh , sorry , thought america
til carrots actually help people see dark. myth propaganda used royal air force explain pilots improved success night air battles , actually used disguise advances radar technology.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " particularly great reasons , taken together , become impossible refuse. wait minute , superman good though! ! f..! !! ?? superman iv however i've never heard this" superman iv" .. low budget movie terrible plot bad acting? / almost sarcasm try pretend idea never came like idea nicholas cage considered superman role. budget superman n64 believe remember grandparents buying [ game ] ( [URL] ) excited end week threw fucking trash
til russell crowe contacted fbi al qaeda wanting kidnap take" iconographic americans picture sort cultural destabilisation plan. " russel crowe american though. he's originally new zealand.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. *
.." , guitarist angus young said" need play [ album ] backwards , never hid [ messages ]. we'd call album highway hell , right front them. " favorite angus quote :" people saying acdc released album 8 times. say them? "" that's bullshit! we've released album 9 times" enjoy quote gets repeated ever increasing numbers switched .. ya , original quote was" people saying ac / dc released album 9 times , say them? " that's bullshit released album 10 times" laughing loud. google quote .. > i'm sick tired people saying put 11 albums sound exactly same. fact , we've put 12 albums sound exactly same. i'm sorry , [ here's actually video clip saying ] ( [URL] )
til luxembourg liberated nazism 1944 , returning government impressed regulations laws concerning tax employment nazis made , decided simply keep them.
til classic pc game" baldur's gate" developed , alongside engine , 18 months team 60 people never worked video game before. masterpiece game. graphics detailed time period. storyline engrossing. tell put lots research hard work making game. set standard type rpg's awhile. rereleased baldur gate updated graphics would spend much money.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. everyone wants solve overpopulation problem , want die.
til day crew battleship uss texas intentionally flooded torpedo tube order cause 2 degree list , giving main guns enough extra elevation boost range & hit target mainland. wwii-era russian tanks often said happiest tanks world? barely gun depression laughing_face [ meanwhile america ] ( [URL] ) ( i'm like 50 % sure go little lower )
til greek origin word" idiot" used mean someone participate politics public affairs
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind. " prius silent 5 mph , really deserves win"
til italy installation bidet bathroom mandatory since 1975
til 4 us states completely banned billboards til 4 states banned them. taking rest guys long? we're resource-rich tourist destinations
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. thought * fruit * would cure cancer. dads buddy swears ' cancer eats sugar ' diet slowly consumes .. sad_face
til death steve irwin , speculated series revenge killings , least ten stingrays found dead mutilated coast queensland that's literally last thing would wanted ..
til reindeer one mammals see uv light , allowing see lichen , polar bears snow , urine trails
til 1997 killer whale held great white shark upside 15 minutes , causing suffocate , ate liver.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. can't wait see give mass shooting vegas. think politicians media going try forget shooting ever happened soon possible , given shooter older rich white male gun collector. [ removed ]
til 27 ad wooden amphitheater collapsed ancient town fidenae resulted death 200-500 spectators. roman senate responded raising building standards banishing creator theater , atilius.
til first barcode scanned pack juicy fruit troy , ohio june 26 , 1974. pack gum receipt display smithsonian institute.
almost half voters expect brexit talks conclude successfully , poll suggests
til last words serial killer peter krten were" tell .. head chopped , still able hear , least moment , sound blood gushing stump neck? would pleasure end pleasures. " jesus fuck. make mistake reading wiki article guy. fucking hell. i'm sure i've read depraved person before.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging [ loophole ] ( [URL] ) r / accidentalpun that's great sub , thanks roping in! loop. puns tight! ! #do get it? noose tight.
til big bird's" imaginary" friend , snuffleupagus , outed real adults series ( 17 seasons ) due string high-profile news stories sexual abuse children.
til least two peer-reviewed medical studies suggested stickers mr. yuk , green face used label poisonous household objects , effectively keep children away potential poisons may even attract children.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. overdue another #purge! people could wrap stop shitting many kids cause they're bored.
til man arrested warrant 2016 returning copy movie freddy got fingered. tom green agreed pay fines outrageous sum
til henry ford invent assembly line. invented ransom e. olds ( oldsmobile ).
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. island women , defeating english navy power pussy. well , english disease ( regular venereal ) went kill 9/10 tahiti population.
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. love milk find funny comment , milk positive comment , bottom thread. know reddit hated milk much.
til opportunity rover still conducting scientific operations 13 years despite original mission lifetime 90 days
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax ha , sallie mae thing reason. think know , navient. * ahem * xfiniti cough * spectrum * cough yeah really suck cox. spectrum , pay $ 55 / mo 250/25 bandwidth caps. pretty much everyone talk worse speeds higher price.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. barely remember password internet webpages. google ask want remember password wait see password entered right one. legitimately changed password twice one day i'm bad remembering them. i'm 63 character password ibetitsjustastringofwordssothatitseasytorememberorsomenonsense. nope. take phrase. > jack jill went hill , jack tripped jill. resulted lawsuit. becomes jajwuth 42ofjtbtbj98trial! #
til uss johnston saluted japanese destroyer captain sinking , spending nearly 3 hours squaring 23 japanese ships , including 4 battleships , 8 cruisers 11 destroyers.
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity.
.. jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank surroundings. imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " " nested simulations would taxing systems. we'll make physically impossible. "" how? "" i'm sure , we'll make something like speed light. "
til steve jobs took acid , said" taking lsd profound experience , one important things life" would seem there's wide range experiences lsd. since often dark enough thoughts nightmares terrifying , i'd definitely rather risk it.
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. still cannot get past fact he's stoke trent. drab , dismal , grey shithole planet .. outside lancashire.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes love song ice fire books like show. however watch episodes. picture ned differently , still sean beans voice read first book. thought ned looking lot younger sean bean. ned 35ish book. joffrey taller rob jon tyrion 1 black eye bron supposed like 23. also , moon door actual door floor.
til despite useful properties , dandelion grown regarded weed , result rise lawn culture marketing pesticide companies.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. everyone wants solve overpopulation problem , want die. both. live kids , even stick 1 kid. 2 kids ( per woman ) still causes population decrease every person able children. [URL]
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " [ removed ] use 2nd keep rest. fucks someone gun? edit : rest amendments. civil rest. people tanks bombs missiles drones? gun nuts think government views glock kind threat?
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. [ chart elon's life ] ( [URL] )
til pepsi's progressive president 1940s led marketing campaign put african americans positive light , cornering untapped market taking advantage coca-cola's hesitance hire black workers.
til every part dandelion edible. leaves buds eaten greens , flowers made wine , roots roasted ground make" coffee. "
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. there's message somewhere promoting someone higher responsibilities based past experience based qualifications. maybe important promote higher based actual ability rather qualification ( winning race )
til - coca cola launched dasani water uk slogan ' bottled spunk ' & ' can't live without spunk ' ; oblivious uk spunks means semen.
til ted kaczynski ( unabomber ) updated alumni information harvard 2012 : called eight life sentences" awards" current occupation as" prisoner"
til us , ground floor called 1st floor inside buildings
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen [ knew ] ( [URL] ) edit : seriously , [ knew ] ( [URL] ). jesus christ. anyone marketing stop say" hey , maybe guy lying back , mouth wide open , eyes closed. sort looks like getting facial. " i've never seen water ad person drinking missing mouth guy ad mouth.
til sources say kim il-sung , founder north korea , could actually impostor , might stolen name resistance leader died
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con really got role , good her! dunno , really catwoman play sexually-charged game basketball children watching? loop one , what's context? edit : oh god
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. yeh , maybe. he's filthy rich bullies basically scumbag losers. yeh. nice think , there's good chance bullies also successful ( obviously comparison average person , elon ). they're sa likely still lives there. that's essentially failed lottery life 101.
audrey hepburn's first starring role ' roman holiday ' ( 1953 ). gregory peck insisted hepburn's name appear film's title font large :" got change she'll big star i'll look
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. amazingly , every guns n roses band member appetite destruction still alive. motley too? like f..? none hold candle ozzy. he's actually donating body science dies figure lived drugs alcohol. prince darkness , whatever want. another ( formerly ) insanely alcohol addled" prince darkness" still alive form alice cooper. maybe consider possibility made deal devil
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. father 4 , 1 16 year old girl ; confirm kids best hit teens , blow half shared data plan 8 days think know every fucking thing. edit : data oh god feel pain brother. 17 19 wrote many time day hear" understand" i'd need nasas budget count all.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " particularly great reasons , taken together , become impossible refuse. wait minute , superman good though! ! f..! !! ?? superman iv however i've never heard this" superman iv" .. low budget movie terrible plot bad acting? / almost sarcasm try pretend idea never came like idea nicholas cage considered superman role. budget superman n64 believe remember grandparents buying [ game ] ( [URL] ) excited end week threw fucking trash
til bill skarsgard ( pennywise ) , alexander skarsgard ( tarzan legend tarzan ) gustaf skarsgard ( floki vikings ) sons stellan skarsgard ( erik selvig thor , good hunting
.. service would not. scum ball company ( evidence former customer ) way support again. must nice. comcast monopoly entire city outside satellite providers. wanna spend 100 bucks cable internet? ok fine get any. get internet * * cable less $ 100? witchcraft this? signed , canadian comes like 110 believe , pay bill get paid ; that's basic cable mind internet caps like 4mb / dl want say? state sanctioned robbery. $ 110? ? month? ! even afford starbucks? ? point others far worse ( looking everyone world feasible access internet way shape form ). sound like entitled brat. seriously ,
til anne heche drove desert , hiked stranger's house , took shower , announced local sherrifs god going take everyone back heaven spaceship
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. yeah , kids fine. teenagers hand .. i'm worried. two teenage girls calm collected think critically. however , 7 - year-old son showing signs think critically , care to. he's gonna expensive.
til airedale terriers carried messages soldiers wwi dedicated duties. one named ' jack ' ran half mile enemy fire. made headquarters jaw broken one leg badly splintered died delivering message
til near-extinction bison hunting 1800s gain food , restrict american indians ' dominant food supply ; herds shot trains left rot died
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. thought * fruit * would cure cancer. dads buddy swears ' cancer eats sugar ' diet slowly consumes .. sad_face
til 2007 , new parking garage germany ended two parking bays peculiar shape required complicated parking maneuver order park there. officials declared men's parking spaces discourage unskilled drivers attempting maneuver.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen remember bombing time admitted tap water. us readers , tap water uk really good cheap , idea even filtered tap water 100 times price crass. us tap water really good cheap , too. wherever , gallon jugs generic distilled filtered water also relatively cheap. bottled water crass , reason bought marketing. know ' us. ' texas , tap water awful. worked las vegas , tap water fucking awful too.
til donald duck loved scandinavian countries sweden make illegal vote political elections. 2005 norway 1/4 total population read donald duck magazine , and" donaldism" became thing. confirm. norwegian. tons comics. teenagers even adults read them. they're cutesy childish traditional disney stuff. fascinating decendents vikings donald duck magazine collectors.
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero. rip. passed away yesterday. sad numerous levels. usually , one spouse passes far behind. that's usually spouses old. fallacy with" retire , die" . people usually retire they're top notch ..
audrey hepburn's first starring role ' roman holiday ' ( 1953 ). gregory peck insisted hepburn's name appear film's title font large :" got change she'll big star i'll look gregory peck awesome dude. would appear knew up. gonna turn audrey hepburn love-in , talk wait dark. god damn love movie.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging fishwife hanged murdering illegitimate infant shortly birth. well blame then. gave birth ungodly human / fish chimera would expect do? kill get's big. mean , makes sense me.
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. there's message somewhere promoting someone higher responsibilities based past experience based qualifications. maybe important promote higher based actual ability rather qualification ( winning race )
til kangaroos fart burp. instead , methane converted acetate , used generate energy
til mike myers loosely based dr. evil character former snl boss lorne micheals. dr. evil's phrase" throw frickin ' bone , people ," supposedly something michaels said many times script
til frog swallows eggs , gives birth live frogs vomiting stomach
til people grow cities twice likely develop schizophrenia , even controlling drug use ethnicity.
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone.
til steve jobs took acid , said" taking lsd profound experience , one important things life" would seem there's wide range experiences lsd. since often dark enough thoughts nightmares terrifying , i'd definitely rather risk it. smart. know thyself truly know thyself afraid taking lsd truly know lsd would definitely afraid taking lsd. good-time party drug folks. exactly jobs described , profound experience. definitely fear almost like fear god.
til bob marley died skin cancer started toenail
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. job's belief alternative medicine surprising. one point fruitarian believed fruitarians bo , bathe. iirc ashton kutcher tried replicate diet stop due development pancreatic issues. according title gore til gets reposted every , his" pancreas levels high. " oh god , never want pancreas level 1!
til 1997 killer whale held great white shark upside 15 minutes , causing suffocate , ate liver.
til near-extinction bison hunting 1800s gain food , restrict american indians ' dominant food supply ; herds shot trains left rot died
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches careful. want piss scientologists. i'm even kidding.
til 1997 killer whale held great white shark upside 15 minutes , causing suffocate , ate liver.
til jfk records act , act states government documents related kennedy assassination publicly disclosed october 26 2017.
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax ha , sallie mae thing reason. think know , navient. * ahem * xfiniti cough * spectrum * cough yeah really suck cox. spectrum , pay $ 55 / mo 250/25 bandwidth caps. pretty much everyone talk worse speeds higher price.
til clippy unpopular time , part windows xp's marketing making people aware could disable him.
til italy installation bidet bathroom mandatory since 1975
til reindeer one mammals see uv light , allowing see lichen , polar bears snow , urine trails
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. job's belief alternative medicine surprising. one point fruitarian believed fruitarians bo , bathe.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen [ knew ] ( [URL] ) edit : seriously , [ knew ] ( [URL] ). jesus christ. anyone marketing stop say" hey , maybe guy lying back , mouth wide open , eyes closed. sort looks like getting facial. " i've never seen water ad person drinking missing mouth
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. actually makes lot meaningful. hare nap job everyone would die anyways? guess story pointlessness achievement face unavoidable death? reading employ animals form part critical communications infrastructure simply speed / reliability / fault-tolerance / integrity properties modern built environment needs. actually pursued heavily 90s the. com explosion. credit rfc 1149 see close came full-stack avian transport layer internet : [URL]
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen woosh sploosh ^ * * spunk * * i'm thirsty. mouth?
til common" save" icon depiction obsolete external writable storage device called floppy disk.
til shooting american f - 117 stealth attack aircraft 199 , serbian propaganda posters read" sorry , know invisible"
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. island women , defeating english navy power pussy. well , english disease ( regular venereal ) went kill 9/10 tahiti population.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging fishwife hanged murdering illegitimate infant shortly birth. well blame then. gave birth ungodly human / fish chimera would expect do? kill get's big. mean , makes sense me. think stay size whatever container keep
til wil wheaton suffers generalized anxiety disorder chronic depression. supports mental health nonprofit organizations raising awareness conditions.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind. space race byproduct developing icbms .. spacex merely clever front future top time post / r / prorevenge ..
til movie , - 571 , states americans responsible capturing first enigma machine. truth first enigma machine captured british , 7 months americans entered war.
til prohibition , people used get prescriptions ' medical ' wine alcohol , like today weed.
til michael jackson would requested wine served diet coke cans flights , want kids see drinking alcohol. thinking frank reynolds came original idea.
til penn jillette said interview big part penn & teller's success longevity due never close friends
til medal honor recipient thomas baker asked left behind japanese counter attack saipan due wounded. asked 1 pistol 8 bullets. returning us army found corpse 8 dead japanese. asked bullets. could war right he'd enough. always ask infinite wishes. noob 8.00 k / d? noob numbers.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. hence term" irony" * another made fact brought reddit * get made-up facts r / politics!
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero. rip. passed away yesterday.
til harvey milk ongoing sexual relationship mentally disturbed 16 - year old boy
til david letterman created scholarship average" c student ," recognizing marks , extraordinary amazing ways.
til wil wheaton suffers generalized anxiety disorder chronic depression. supports mental health nonprofit organizations raising awareness conditions.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. [ chart elon's life ] ( [URL] )
til oprah born single mother , wore potato sacks clothes , molested family , gave birth stillborn child 14 like not. still gotta respect her. like oprah? raise hand here. consistently given platform pseudoscience hucksters , pressed , shrugs saying something along lines trying inform people dr. oz legitimate doctor saved peoples lives. goddamn snake oil salesman. know entirely oprah fault , enabled supported it. think kind shitty that.
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax ha , sallie mae thing reason. think know , navient.
til actors played brother sister on" dexter" began dating , fell love , got engaged , got married , got divorced , continuing play brother sister tv. also entertain storyline thought interested ( adopted ) brother romantically. think post divorce , must've weird tbh , weird case. uncomfortable unnecessary plotline. plotlines dexter? season 4 show trash gawd season 4 awesome.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. reminds kazakhstan girl shooting competition played borat spoof anthem. link : [URL] australian sporting event competition i'd totally humorous alternative national anthem. mean think several contenders but" under" men work would least / appropriate think.
til 2010 , band somali pirates attempted capture us navy frigate uss nicholas , mistaking merchant vessel
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. tall 78 storeys? well storey floor 78 floors tall floor? long piece string? many roads must man walk , call man?
til least two peer-reviewed medical studies suggested stickers mr. yuk , green face used label poisonous household objects , effectively keep children away potential poisons may even attract children.
til english word cereal derived ' ceres ' , roman goddess harvest agriculture.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen remember bombing time admitted tap water. us readers , tap water uk really good cheap , idea even filtered tap water 100 times price crass. us tap water really good cheap , too. wherever , gallon jugs generic distilled filtered water also relatively cheap. bottled water crass , reason bought marketing. know ' us. ' texas , tap water awful. worked las vegas , tap water fucking awful too.
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. i'd rather face service roll anyway follow me. nicki minaj often like pizza chinese buffet. see , respect , i'm feeling moment. saying want stick dick chinese buffet? saying don't? i'm sure buffet handle bring table
til oj simpson's father well-known drag queen sf area died aids 1986.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen remember bombing time admitted tap water. us readers , tap water uk really good cheap , idea even filtered tap water 100 times price crass. us tap water really good cheap , too. wherever , gallon jugs generic distilled filtered water also relatively cheap. bottled water crass , reason bought marketing. know ' us. ' texas , tap water awful. worked las vegas , tap water fucking awful too.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. can't wait see give mass shooting vegas. think politicians media going try forget shooting ever happened soon possible , given shooter older rich white male gun collector. [ removed ]
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. oh fucking * god * , poor guy. blame slightest. tell it! guy grand prix essentially mocked triumph. dunno , would love someone played" america , fuck yea" something equally stereotypical.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death regret bone-itis man , great episode. get home work i'll re-watch netfli .. oh wait
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. til anti-vaxers trying save economy.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " gene hackman asked starred superman said" give 2 million reasons why" particularly great reasons , taken together , become impossible refuse. wait minute , superman good though! ! f..! !! ?? superman iv however i've never heard this" superman iv" .. low budget movie terrible plot bad acting? / almost sarcasm try pretend idea never came like idea nicholas cage considered superman role. budget superman n64 believe
til wasabi vapour effect similar smelling salts , property exploited create smoke alarms deaf.
til penn jillette penn teller painted finger nails red joke response mother telling get manicure people would looking hands , always keeps one finger nail painted red memory mother. he's cool dude celebrity speaks anti-vaccine nonsense alright book. see feel like. people want abortions people want vaccines. what's difference?
til height pokmon go , number players tried sneaking highly classified military explosives plant virginia charizard reportedly located inside arsenal. sounds like plot 80 ' sci-fi movie. definitely. imagined guy wandering around dark looking pokmon , accidentally falls pool secret government research chemicals - turning * * pokmon. probably something lot less cute.
til galveston , texas ruled french pirates 1816 1821
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. say find job love , never work day life. little tougher happen love smoking drinking whiskey , done.
til gary webb , reporter san jose mercury news first broke story cia involvement cocaine trade , found dead with" two gunshot wounds head. " death , 2004 , ruled
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. yeah , kids fine. teenagers hand .. i'm worried. two teenage girls calm collected think critically. however , 7 - year-old son showing signs think critically , care to. he's gonna expensive.
til beanie babies , height popularity , accounted 10 % ebay traffic collectors insured purchases thousands dollars.
til pitbulls responsible fatal dog attacks america past 2 years
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind. driving newer car awful people walking / biking front you. either honk look like inpatient asshole tread behind pissing drivers behind you.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. raccoon hacked bank america account transferred money checking offshore account cayman islands.
til genghis khan tengrist , religiously tolerant interested learning philosophical moral lessons religions. consulted buddhist monks , muslims , christian missionaries , taoist monk qiu chuji. discriminate , would wipe entire populations regardless religious affiliation.
til single asteroid , named hebe , origin 40 % meteorites hit earth.
til reindeer one mammals see uv light , allowing see lichen , polar bears snow , urine trails also helps guide santa's sleigh christmas eve! need bitch ass rudolph.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly want smile mean .. wanna talk , buddy? he's buddy , pal he's pal , friend. friend , guy.
til richard lawrence , 1835 attempted assassinate president andrew jackson funeral using two pistols shot point blank. misfired , president severely beat cane , wrestled submission davy crockett.
til 1959 , you. s. postal service successfully shipped mail using cruise missile , delivering cargo new jersey florida 22 minutes
chiefs qb elvis grbac selected people's" sexiest athlete alive" 1998 accident. rather offend grbac , magazine ran
til head injuries common pennyfarthing bicycles riders would put feet handlebar going downhill would thrown feet-first instead head-first.
til military san marino still active crossbow corps existed uninterrupted since 1295
til wwii general george patton believed reincarnated ancient roman soldier , also thought served napoleon.
til california gold rush , distinct lack women san fransisco caused gay culture flourish. men would often pay for" female impersonators" prostitutes.
til 360 kilogrammes lunar soil samples brought back apollo missions rusted corroding vacuum bottle seals exposed water oxygen earth's atmosphere.
til snooker player ronnie o'sullivan accused disrespect opponent using opposite hand take shot. prove bringing game disrepute , played 3 frames left-hand former world championship runner-up , winning 3.
til jupiter's center gravity sun outside sun's surface. technically , mutual orbit around , around point extremely close sun. two people stood spot , one ran towards sun ran toward jupiter , would get incinerated time. know cant run space?
til : approximately 10,00 attended funeral hawaiian musician , israel kamakawiwoole.
til greek mythology zeus thought earth overpopulated trojan war instigated depopulate earth.
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone.
til actor martin sheen arrested total 66 times protesting acts civil disobedience - recently 2007 trespassing nevada nuclear test facility. imagine could president like character west wing .. american politics much closer house cards moment west wing read dc insiders find veep realistic portrayal jobs.
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone.
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged jules verne treasury kid , illustrations always blew away. think they're woodcuts? [URL]
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. kind genius really evil - let people dissenters come , give secret police holiday. hope kind trick works though.
til washington state originally called columbia thought may confused district columbia rejected.
til usa one seven countries ratified convention elimination forms discrimination women
til 2013 study connecticut college revealed oreos might addictive cocaine
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. [ chart elon's life ] ( [URL] )
til 17th century , roman catholic church ruled beavers fish could eaten fridays.
til north korean spies stationed abroad receive training shop supermarkets , use credit cards visit clubs , amenities commonplace north korea.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. kind genius really evil - let people dissenters come , give secret police holiday. hope kind trick works though. mao 60 years ago. , , work once. means works per generation people , no? study history doomed repeat - micheal scott
til emperor caracalla visited alexandria , greeted satires insults. responded massacring city's citizens pillaging afterwards.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. actually worked called alternative medicine. would called medicine. laughing loud , one good friends rant likes there's thing short cut giving directions. " faster easier route , ' way '"
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity. man 86 years old? even botox limits.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" things never change. ain't broke .. .. drinking fast enough. need faster , barry.
til jupiter's center gravity sun outside sun's surface. technically , mutual orbit around , around point extremely close sun.
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. actually makes lot meaningful. hare nap job everyone would die anyways? guess story pointlessness achievement face unavoidable death? reading employ animals form part critical communications infrastructure simply speed / reliability / fault-tolerance / integrity properties modern built environment needs. actually pursued heavily 90s the. com explosion. credit rfc 1149 see close came full-stack avian transport layer internet : [URL]
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. legitimately 1984 stuff right there.
til prisoners female-only concentration camp ravensbruck purposefully sewed socks thin heels toes german soldier's feet would get sore. " mein fuhrer , advance halted" " ze enemy oppose us? "" nein , mein fuhrer , ze soldiers complaining zat zair feet hurt refuse carry on" may sound simple remember socks supposed get * russian winter *. probably lot people giving credit for. sores left untended long get pretty bad. reason lt. dan made big deal fresh dry socks marching in.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. think got idea movie? ? 93.6 % hollywood films inspired eric cartman. study done yale , can't seem find link however .. " um .. okay , : adam sandler like love girl. turns girl actually golden retriever something. " that's plot always sunny episode , except rickety cricket instead adam sandler. hilarious episode way.
til uss johnston saluted japanese destroyer captain sinking , spending nearly 3 hours squaring 23 japanese ships , including 4 battleships , 8 cruisers 11 destroyers.
til brendan fraser pays $ 900,00 year alimony ex-wife afton smith. got separated 2008 ..
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. * soup meal. depends soup. pho soup meal. mostly non-soup parts.
til jfk records act , act states government documents related kennedy assassination publicly disclosed october 26 2017.
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. actually makes lot meaningful. hare nap job everyone would die anyways? guess story pointlessness achievement face unavoidable death? reading employ animals form part critical communications infrastructure simply speed / reliability / fault-tolerance / integrity properties modern built environment needs.
til popularity snes caught attention yakuza , prompting nintendo ship consoles night prevent theft.
til population czech republic traditionally irreligious long time. ever since 1600 ' , czech people described as" tolerant even indifferent towards religion" .
til reindeer one mammals see uv light , allowing see lichen , polar bears snow , urine trails people get cataract surgery eyes also report seeing you. v purple haze grocery story scanners you. v sources. see growing old bad haha edit * wow comment went crazy! i've read , we're capable seeing uv light lens protects blocks it. uv light damages vision , problem short-lived animals we're short-lived. lenses darkens time? get damaged uv? babies see world brightly aged people? sort of. uv light causes oxidization lens time causes yellow yes , cataracts. wear sunglasses even cloudy days. wear sunglasses night.
til reindeer one mammals see uv light , allowing see lichen , polar bears snow , urine trails also helps guide santa's sleigh christmas eve! need bitch ass rudolph.
til jfk records act , act states government documents related kennedy assassination publicly disclosed october 26 2017.
til america's first female mayor elected 1887. group men nominated joke , 60 percent vote.
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend.
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. actually makes lot meaningful. hare nap job everyone would die anyways? guess story pointlessness achievement face unavoidable death? reading employ animals form part critical communications infrastructure simply speed / reliability / fault-tolerance / integrity properties modern built environment needs. actually pursued heavily 90s the. com explosion. credit rfc 1149 see close came full-stack avian transport layer internet : [URL]
til armadillos genus dasypus ( ones found us ) give birth four genetically identical young split embryo ; i. e. always identical quadruplets ; known vertebrate animals exhibit this" polyembryony"
til tank designed swiss military bug turning heater could cause main gun fire
til grizzly bears feared respected native americans hunting required company 4 10 warriors done preparation ceremoniality intertribal warfare. * * til 2008 sleuth 30 bears besieged platinum mining compound olyotorsky district northern kamchatka. two guards killed prevented workers leaving homes * * article! oh god , they're organizing.
til ohio issues" scarlet letter plates" people given limited driving privileges convicted dui. realize states dui plates. also heroin plates ohio , they're light blue say" kentucky" top.
til dogs laugh. make laugh-like sounds tickled playing , sounds positive effect puppies hearing them.
lewandowski best topscorer poland history best top scorer .. eh? definitely worst top scorer. technically he's best worst top scorer he's best goal scorer , he's worst goal scorer. he's goal scorer
til creed bratton office played real life creed bratton , former member 1960s band grass roots
til steve jobs took acid , said" taking lsd profound experience , one important things life"
til - edison died nikola tesla wrote negative obituary nyt - made fun hygiene work ethic get wrong , think nikola tesla great scientist. specific reason everyone internet seems love tesla much?
bruce willis rejected early script of" die hard vengeance" titled" troubleshooter ," fighting terrorists cruise line. " troubleshooter" later repurposed into" speed 2 : cruise control. "
til daily planet , lois lane clark kent ( superman ) work owned bruce wayne ( batman )
til tyrannosaurus arms 1 meter long heavily muscled , biceps capable lifting several hundred pounds alone. appear small weak relative rest body.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels. " shrieking eels" 30 understand reference
til last words serial killer peter krten were" tell .. head chopped , still able hear , least moment , sound blood gushing stump neck? would pleasure end pleasures. " jesus fuck. make mistake reading wiki article guy. fucking hell. i'm sure i've read depraved person before.
til : denver international airport , largest us , one half times size manhattan
til astronaut sunita williams first person run marathon space , finishing 4 hours 24 minutes treadmill aboard international space station.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. homeowner without kids : umbrella f-ing cheap stupid it. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. mother 4 year old 1.5 year old two friends round house , there's enough wine world. send supplies. kids , 1.5 year olds really friends? old enough age understand friendship?
til 3 banana companies overthrew government honduras.
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax
til sources say kim il-sung , founder north korea , could actually impostor , might stolen name resistance leader died
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. nothing .. mormons baptize die! baptize people listed phone book. grandmother use baptize neighborhood kids / babies kitchen sink watching summer. catholic want babies going purgatory / hell. grew catholic .. non-clergy even baptisms? sounds weird. absence priest laymen perform baptisms roman catholicism.
til treblinka guard kurt franz would hide small pistol boxing glove. would challenge prisoners boxing matches. right fight begin , franz would shoot prisoner dead.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " he's like actor take every script he's given yet remains highly respected still offered great roles. nic cage started ( he's oscar winner ) destroyed career. feel like samuel l. jackson whatever fuck movie feels like , amazing terrible. respect that.
til 2010 , band somali pirates attempted capture us navy frigate uss nicholas , mistaking merchant vessel
til name hotmail chosen contains html , originally styled hotmail. feel super dumb never putting together. even joked lot html pronounced" hut mull. " close , never made connection. we're like 2 peas pod. like 2 bundle sticks. technical term faggot. thinking hotmale.com.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind. space race byproduct developing icbms .. spacex merely clever front future top time post / r / prorevenge .. " bully school? i'll strand mars prison" .
til possibility of" hypertumors" , cancer tumor gets big gets cancer
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. worried purity drugs? visit nearest police station illegal drugs tested - free charge! i'm pick free boat
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. kind genius really evil - let people dissenters come , give secret police holiday. hope kind trick works though. mao 60 years ago. , , work once. means works per generation people , no? study history doomed repeat - micheal scott
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. worried purity drugs? visit nearest police station illegal drugs tested - free charge! i'm pick free boat could boat , could * * * mystery box * * *.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. father 4 , 1 16 year old girl ; confirm kids best hit teens , blow half shared data plan 8 days think know every fucking thing. edit : data
til bruce willis agreed guest star friends losing bet his" whole nine yards" co-star mathew perry. played jennifer aniston's love interest 3 episode arc emmy performance. donated acting fee five
til people red hair sensitive thermal pain , less sensitive electrically induced pain , require larger amounts anesthetics people without red hair due mutation melanocortin 1 receptor.
til japanese kamikaze pilots allowed return find suitable target. one pilot shot ninth return. * shrugs *" odds , amarite? " * shot dead *
til day crew battleship uss texas intentionally flooded torpedo tube order cause 2 degree list , giving main guns enough extra elevation boost range & hit target mainland. eli 5 easier move closer? also reminds [ old reddit post ] ( [URL] ) short answer : draft. texas , loaded max 9m ship underwater. closer , ship would run aground. thank , going say would guess keep range shore based battery. could've tipped land elevate ground cannons case
til thomas jefferson kept shetland sheep white house. attacked several people , killed small boy , eventually called" abominable animal" .
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. *
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death die beating grizzly fistfight still considered a" fist fight" bear fists? think hand paw combat fits better. edit : get brawl ninja turtle animal cruelty assault?
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. * 1905 , companies merged become nestl anglo-swiss condensed milk company , retaining name 1947. * good decision shorten nestl. dunno , think shortened anglo-swiss condensed milk company. roles tongue , know. anglo milk
til president jimmy carter placed peanut farm blind trust elected president. term ended , found badly mismanaged $ 1 million debt.
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league
til governor len small illinois acquitted embezzlement , eight jurors made decision received state jobs
til credit card" chip" technology ( aka emv ) rolled us almost 25 years old wait .. .. rolled out? chip cards you. s?
til president jimmy carter placed peanut farm blind trust elected president. term ended , found badly mismanaged $ 1 million debt.
til armadillos genus dasypus ( ones found us ) give birth four genetically identical young split embryo ; i. e. always identical quadruplets ; known vertebrate animals exhibit this" polyembryony"
til wilmer valderrama purchased vista cruiser used on" ' 70s show" $ 500 series ended.
til near-extinction bison hunting 1800s gain food , restrict american indians ' dominant food supply ; herds shot trains left rot died
til : imax projectionists wear body armor handling imax lamps ; dropped , explode resulting quartz shrapnel.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. seinfeld taught many lessons. one favorite remember courtesy wave. never double dip. re-gift eat peas one time. eat snickers bar knife fork.
til george washington wooden teeth , set real teeth slaves
til directing jurassic park , spielberg saw cgi t. rex , said stop motion animator phil tippett ," job ," tippett replied ," mean extinct? ". spielberg later incorporated dialogue " ahahahaha good one .. get set. " * tippett stop motions set. *
til gary webb , reporter san jose mercury news first broke story cia involvement cocaine trade , found dead with" two gunshot wounds head. " death , 2004 , ruled pool water lead investigators pursue ice gun theory. mythbusters shot one really trust mythbusters one. think there's lot things possible advanced enough technology really tested mythbusters. cia actually has" ice bullets" , think mythbusters could recreate it. what's point bullets? simply stab people want kill? leaves wound bullet too. forensics match blade wounds. ice bullet never traced back source time found water.
til luxembourg liberated nazism 1944 , returning government impressed regulations laws concerning tax employment nazis made , decided simply keep them.
til credit card" chip" technology ( aka emv ) rolled us almost 25 years old damn. they'll probably phase europe soon far know already begun talking that. sure replacing nfc. denmark new cards contact-less. use pin purchases 30 $. brit seems strange me. uk card machines accept pin amount , contactless works payments 30.
til double-blind study published nature showed experienced astrologers better determining people psychological traits based location stars birth someone randomly guessing them. need double blind study tell matters divination imagined fantasies. taurus.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. hahaha. that's cockroach's theme , though. mexican hat dance , also known el jarabe tapato. know tapatio sauce makes military breakfasts bearable. shitty powdered eggs grey ( reason ) cardboard bacon? liberal application tapatio mix together make okay skillet. tapatio , iirc , means" guadalajara" get wrong , also great basic sauce slather shit needs sauce get through. yep , means guadalajara think seen sauce mention. pretty good spice things up. although valentina best. el yucateco ya wimp
til 2010 , band somali pirates attempted capture us navy frigate uss nicholas , mistaking merchant vessel
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. 1. rent plane 2. bless rain clouds fly , turn local downfall holy water 3. secretly baptise everyone 4. ~ ~? ?? ~ ~ collect tithes 5. profit bless rain clouds aafricaa
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11.
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. wow amazing work dairy lobby dairy industry done impressive things years. food pyramid designed specifically encourage milk cheese consumption help struggling dairy farmers. wait. telling nutritional information .. official nutritional information government uses strictly scientifical?
til jerry seinfeld dated 17 - year-old girl 39 years old.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. * soup meal. soup sandwich - - that's meal!
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero. rip. passed away yesterday. actually believe you. went checked .. fuck. r. i. p. married 70 years. holy shit. that's dedication .. sad_face poor stan lee where's doggo loves bot?
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. * soup meal. soup sandwich - - that's meal! maybe crushed crackers soup
til gary webb , reporter san jose mercury news first broke story cia involvement cocaine trade , found dead with" two gunshot wounds head. " death , 2004 , ruled considering ended aids likely came blood transfusion , idk look either fek looks like poorly executed attempt cover fact got aids extra-conjugal homosexual intercourse. done past , fact distinct possibility. vagina aids , gay aids almost impossible man contract hiv vaginal intercourse.
til - edison died nikola tesla wrote negative obituary nyt - made fun hygiene work ethic get wrong , think nikola tesla great scientist. specific reason everyone internet seems love tesla much?
til greek origin word" idiot" used mean someone participate politics public affairs
til nintendo sued galoob prevent release nes cheating device , game genie ; legal battle followed. sega genesis version , sega allowed release , officially licensed it.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. " boris yeltsin first words you. s. president clinton upon meeting 1995 , think o. j. it? " guy like relaxed uncle. relaxed drank fifth vodka every day sorry fifth? american always wondered. google maybe people know too. edit : thanks everyone , know international standard alcohol volumes ever thought would. fifth gallon. 750 ml bottle. tend drink america. guys use liters , 750 ml bottle tend drink well.
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters. german. til kill shelters. too. shelter kill doggos? bc underfunded. either killed , literally looks like concentration camp. got funding , could no-kill shelters. us no-kill shelters.
til 1986 interview , jackie gleason said considered suing hanna-barbera flintstones copy honeymooners , passed lawyers cautioned ," want known guy yanked fred flintstone air? ".
til one two kellogg brothers obsessed preventing masturbation originally invented corn flakes reduce children.
til marine col. henry pierson crowe served wwi , banana wars , wwii , korean war , silver star bronze star guadalcanal , telling men" never get purple heart hiding
til gowanus canal brooklyn , nyc polluted unidentifiable new forms microbiological life arisen sludge
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. dunno , think shortened anglo-swiss condensed milk company. roles tongue , know. anglo milk sounds dirty contrary superior purest white milk buy , produced master race anglo aryan mountain cows. [ disturbingly relevant ] ( [URL] )
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. til anti-vaxers trying save economy. .. surprising revelation
til height pokmon go , number players tried sneaking highly classified military explosives plant virginia charizard reportedly located inside arsenal. sounds like plot 80 ' sci-fi movie. definitely. imagined guy wandering around dark looking pokmon , accidentally falls pool secret government research chemicals - turning * * pokmon. probably something lot less cute.
til pepsi one first advertise directly african-americans , advertisements 1940s portraying as" self-confident middle-class citizens" , well hiring all-black sales team promote pepsi around country.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con fucked fight someone off. even read article? three sentences. someone else assaulted stepped help.
til prisoners female-only concentration camp ravensbruck purposefully sewed socks thin heels toes german soldier's feet would get sore.
til 2002 fake sequel harry potter appeared china title" harry potter bao zuolong. " book consists text jrr tolkien's hobbit names changed harry potter characters.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen brit 100 % sure think use word. ' spunk spunk ' spunky! ! excited , energetic , etc. " full spunk" means" full energy" although even you. s. undertones.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. people right actually asking government take away more. " let spy. i've got nothing hide" * sigh *
til thalidomide , infamous morning sickness drug caused severe birth defects , never approved use us single reviewer fda think tested enough , resisted industry pressure approve drug anyway.
til death steve irwin , speculated series revenge killings , least ten stingrays found dead mutilated coast queensland that's literally last thing would wanted .. real , likely drunken certainly foolish people spat face legacy everything stood for.
til rodney mullen considered the" godfather" modern street skating. he's credited inventing 37 tricks including flatground ollie , kickflip , heelflip , 360 flip.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families.
til offered role hannibal lecter , anthony hopkins quit hollywood go back england , feeling rest mediocre career would spent stage and" respectable bbc work. "
til movie lord war , production team rented 300 real sa vz. 58 rifles stand ak 47s cheaper prop guns.
til shaka zulu's mother died 1827 , 7,00 people executed being" insufficiently grief-stricken" . cows also slaughtered young calves would" know feels like lose mother. "
til o. j. simpson's 1995 verdict announcement murder , long-distance calls declined 58 % , trading new york stock exchange decreased 41 % , water usage decreased , estimated $
til sir isaac newton , master royal mint , personally went undercover bars taverns root rampant counterfeiting , high treason ( punishable hanged , drawn quartered ). successfully prosecuted 28
til christianity , islam judaism worship abrahamic god. religious texts also feature many figures , histories places. jesus also muslim prophet. thought common knowledge? allah / yahweh / god character.
til response a" catastrophic emergency ," united states government suspended replaced single , combined branch" coordinated" president , indefinitely. i'm flashbacks star wars prequels
til mtv's" clone high" cartoon cancelled people india conducted massive hunger strike googling maxim article depicting gandhi , coming across cartoon , featured gandhi character.
til ravens observed calling wolves site dead animals open carcass leave scraps accessible them.
til town florida named frostproof marketing plot claim town would never citrus frost. less two years founding frost killed citrus town. never thought i'd see til local place seeing i'm middle nowhere
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. dairy industry done impressive things years. food pyramid designed specifically encourage milk cheese consumption help struggling dairy farmers. wait. telling nutritional information .. official nutritional information government uses strictly scientifical? oh honey goes top triangle. bee lobby really powerful.
til filming schindler's list , polish woman encountered ralph fiennes dressed nazi uniform told that" germans charming people. kill anybody deserve it. "
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. tortoise bit arse agreeing job isnt he? know. story , tortoise know rabbit slacked off? maybe legitimately believed faster. na seems case digging hole abit deep , probably bragging much afterwards , ended agree maintain bragging rights promoted good job promoted job can't fired. real problem companies.
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. astounds story ," smithsonian expedition leave least two seals male female least give fighting chance beat extinction? " can't save species two individuals ; much inbreeding.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. " boris yeltsin first words you. s. president clinton upon meeting 1995 , think o. j. it? " guy like relaxed uncle. relaxed drank fifth vodka every day sorry fifth? american always wondered. google maybe people know too. edit : thanks everyone , know international standard alcohol volumes ever thought would. fifth gallon. 750 ml bottle. tend drink america. guys use liters , 750 ml bottle tend drink well.
.." , guitarist angus young said" need play [ album ] backwards , never hid [ messages ]. we'd call album highway hell , right front them. " favorite angus quote :" people saying acdc released album 8 times. say them? "" that's bullshit! we've released album 9 times" enjoy quote gets repeated ever increasing numbers switched .. ya , original quote was" people saying ac / dc released album 9 times , say them? " that's bullshit released album 10 times" laughing loud. google quote .. > i'm sick tired people saying put 11 albums sound exactly same. fact , we've put 12 albums sound exactly same. i'm sorry , [ here's actually video clip saying ] ( [URL] )
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. dwight right. need new plague! !!
til - wwi , king albert belgium personally led defense germans , queen served nurse , son enlisted infanty.
til da vinci devoted vegetarian , nearly-unheard practice time. love animals would often purchase caged birds release them.
til america's first female mayor elected 1887. group men nominated joke , 60 percent vote. much 2010 ' money? [ $ 24.80 ] ( [URL] ) somehow 24.80 seems insulting dollar. dollar clearly insult 24 bucks change calculated accurate representation feel did. town mayor fined 1 buck ( country's currency ). never got promotion that. thought funny teacher explained ammount show , important thing fined. promotes mayor laughing loud. given job , elected
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. kind genius really evil - let people dissenters come , give secret police holiday. hope kind trick works though. mao 60 years ago. , , work once. means works per generation people , no?
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious.
til 1959 , you. s. postal service successfully shipped mail using cruise missile , delivering cargo new jersey florida 22 minutes
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. oh , poor eel! " what's .. .. oh! oh , god .. no! ah , fuck! no! again! goddammit! " [ relevant nsfw video ] ( [URL] )
til single asteroid , named hebe , origin 40 % meteorites hit earth.
til william bradford , governor plymouth colony , year old father died sent live grandfather , died two years later sent live mother , died one year later.
til australia conducted biological warfare invasive rabbit population , reducing population 600 million 100 million.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. wonder got pizza know gorbachev got pizza hut wow .. [URL] pizza hut gorbachev tv spot commercial : 60 international version"
til japanese kamikaze pilots allowed return find suitable target. one pilot shot ninth return. * shrugs *" odds , amarite? " * shot dead * 1:1 1:1 suicide supreme tees friend
til greek origin word" idiot" used mean someone participate politics public affairs
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. thought * fruit * would cure cancer. apples guy bannanas. * b-a-n-a-n-a-s! !! * record i'm singing , correcting spelling error.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. til anti-vaxers trying save economy. .. surprising revelation
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con really didn't" fend off" anyone. like freaked screamed. bull whip hand time. source : used good friend hers. used be? sense may story there. burns bridges friends use them. meet lot great people though. still friends them. sounds like classic narcissist. i'm saying dealings type , either them. there's middle ground. sith deals absolutes.
til president jimmy carter placed peanut farm blind trust elected president. term ended , found badly mismanaged $ 1 million debt.
til bunnies ( foetuses newborn ) declared fish pope monks , access fish monasteries , something eat lent.
til colonel david stirling , founder sas , personally strangled 41 men.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. worried purity drugs? visit nearest police station illegal drugs tested - free charge! i'm pick free boat
til matthew mcconaughey replaced owen wilson ' tropic thunder ' wilson's battle depression attempt suicide overdosing slitting wrists
til schrdinger believe possibility cat simultaneously dead alive. thought experiment meant criticize absurdity existing view quantum mechanics.
til : denver international airport , largest us , one half times size manhattan
til nasa pilots routinely intercepted defeated you. s. navy phantom iis mock dogfights , complaints navy put end harassment.
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero.
til mae jemison , first female african-american astronaut , inspired apply nasa star trek character , lieutenant uhura. jemison later went make cameo appearance star trek : next generation.
til enough water lake superior flood entire landmasses north south america depth 1 foot. contains 3 quadrillion gallons fresh water. leave response comments able see across great lakes. [URL] lake michigan grand , mi
til henry ford invent assembly line. invented ransom e. olds ( oldsmobile ).
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging [ loophole ] ( [URL] ) r / accidentalpun that's great sub , thanks roping in! loop. puns tight! ! #do get it? noose tight.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " gene hackman asked starred superman said" give 2 million reasons why" particularly great reasons , taken together , become impossible refuse. wait minute , superman good though! ! f..! !! ?? superman iv however i've never heard this" superman iv" .. low budget movie terrible plot bad acting? / almost sarcasm try pretend idea never came like idea nicholas cage considered superman role. i've honestly never seen old superman series. what's bad iv?
til china first country world produce steel preceding europe 100 years failed reach industrial revolution due absence middle class
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes method acting. helicopters middle earth. really got character. lot work die 1st movie trilogy. people love kill sean bean .. like , thing.
til battle germantown , 177 , cease fire called due small terrier wandering battlefield.
til north korean leader kim jong-il parodied film team america : world police ( 2004 ) , democratic people's republic korea asked czech republic ban film.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind. space race byproduct developing icbms .. spacex merely clever front future top time post / r / prorevenge ..
til oprah born single mother , wore potato sacks clothes , molested family , gave birth stillborn child 14
til paul revere actually shouted" regulars coming out" , not" british coming" , since massachusetts colonists still considered british citizens time.
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. .. realized like dogs alive 9/11 probably dead .. =[ dog born 199 happy_face dog still alive? isn't. probably dispose body. is. turning 18 june.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. reminded ted talk one shooter's mother did. however , page crashing now. , reddit thread that? ted tedx? what's difference?
til bridget loves bernie , highest rated tv show ever canceled one season. cbs show creators forced cancel show receiving death threats jews , angered show featured catholic marrying jew.
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. dog still alive? isn't. probably dispose body. is. turning 18 june. sure celebrate registering vote! heard trump lost dog vote 17-0 makes sense since clinton dogs photographed giving head pats .. trump never pet ever.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. yeah , kids fine. teenagers hand ..
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. .. realized like dogs alive 9/11 probably dead .. =[
til pigs although true carnivores , competent predators kill eat helpless humans unable escape
til directing jurassic park , spielberg saw cgi t. rex , said stop motion animator phil tippett ," job ," tippett replied ," mean extinct? ". spielberg later incorporated dialogue
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " he's like actor take every script he's given yet remains highly respected still offered great roles. nic cage started ( he's oscar winner ) destroyed career. feel like samuel l. jackson whatever fuck movie feels like , amazing terrible. respect that.
til enough water lake superior flood entire landmasses north south america depth 1 foot. contains 3 quadrillion gallons fresh water.
til japanese kamikaze pilots allowed return find suitable target. one pilot shot ninth return. wonder ever change mind made break it. much place make break for. americans / british would certainly shoot attempted land somewhere. guess could bail , know given chutes. that's true ditched swam around would've picked up. shot like buffalo. course , i'd assume they'd taken prisoner practical defenders. easy ditch without parachute though? chutes , hard all.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. many confused. answer homeowner's insurance likely umbrella coverage. insurance clearly covered acts caused residents household. result , victims could sue parents actually get damages. homeowners insurance include? yep , umbrella policy. one added mine. $ 1 million covers pretty much anything around $ 300 / year. whats funny teenager moves it'll drop $ 120 / year! homeowner without kids : umbrella f-ing cheap stupid it.
til singer peanut butter jelly time passed away eleven-hour standoff police even snoop dogg brother-in-law tried convince surrender.
til kyoto , former capital japan , means" capital city" tokyo means" eastern capital"
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. dogs. good. i've yet meet doggy immediately like. people? fuck people. asshole dogs.
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league traditions broken. sunderland go , arsenal fail make top 4. leicester broke football spurs arsenal , too. wenger beating mourinho
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. * 1905 , companies merged become nestl anglo-swiss condensed milk company , retaining name 1947. * good decision shorten nestl. dunno , think shortened anglo-swiss condensed milk company. roles tongue , know. anglo milk
til reindeer one mammals see uv light , allowing see lichen , polar bears snow , urine trails
til british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old.
til lyrics elton john's ' rocket man ' meant taken literally mars bound astronaut leaving family job.
til people used think kidneys governed one's conscience , several bible verses say god inspects kidneys dead. jewish tradition holds one kidney counsels good , evil.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. thought * fruit * would cure cancer. dads buddy swears ' cancer eats sugar ' diet slowly consumes .. sad_face
til kyoto , former capital japan , means" capital city" tokyo means" eastern capital" there's great [ documentary ] ( [URL] ) goes naming convention japan came , really interesting stuff.
giroud scored 26 goals france. 19 friendlies.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. job's belief alternative medicine surprising. one point fruitarian believed fruitarians bo , bathe. fruitarian thing ten days back see like. euphoric time , horrible bo. edit : wow , protip ladies gentleman : want draw world's nutritional experts onto reddit , make comment euphoric? side effect fruit diet? got details?
til actors played brother sister on" dexter" began dating , fell love , got engaged , got married , got divorced , continuing play brother sister tv. also entertain storyline thought interested ( adopted ) brother romantically. think post divorce , must've weird tbh , weird case. uncomfortable unnecessary plotline. plotlines dexter? season 4 show trash gawd season 4 awesome.
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches can't wrap head around scientology still thing. world we're connected , people support / part scientology really unaware insane shit associated it?
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels. " shrieking eels" 30 understand reference
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. remember pudding eating bm yesterday .. " .. pudding eating , going sue" said trey parker. probably heard took scene post. .. eat then? ??
til head injuries common pennyfarthing bicycles riders would put feet handlebar going downhill would thrown feet-first instead head-first.
til vietnam war known vietnam american war
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us well , there's sodium dasani , could little salty.
til richard lawrence , 1835 attempted assassinate president andrew jackson funeral using two pistols shot point blank. misfired , president severely beat cane , wrestled submission davy crockett.
til cuba maximum wage law due individuals cannot earn 20 you. s. dollars per month.
til honey bees ejaculate forcefully penises explode. kills honey bee. , technically speaking , mate life.
til yreka , california , bakery operated 100 years called yreka bakery , formed palindrome. business closed gallery opened spot , named yrella gallery would also form palindrome.
til hitler asked 18 year old figure skater future actress vera ralston" would like skate swastika" , replied" i'd rather skate swastika"
til response a" catastrophic emergency ," united states government suspended replaced single , combined branch" coordinated" president , indefinitely. senate
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. reminds kazakhstan girl shooting competition played borat spoof anthem. link : [URL] australian sporting event competition i'd totally humorous alternative national anthem. mean think several contenders but" under" men work would least / appropriate think.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. episode 30 rock , character pete hornberger never overachieves avoid getting promoted head.
til japanese kamikaze pilots allowed return find suitable target. one pilot shot ninth return.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly shame people learned mistakes pre-ww 2 germany.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank move light annoying put reach? expect serious revenge he's still got bright light annoying him. cunts put reach. block light he's annoyed. clearly wants darkness. idk irks much does. totally agree. one intelligent animals earth compromise cover light .. germans :" zee light must stay on! octopoos cannot break zee rules. " zee octopus dangerous must deel vit it.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind. driving newer car awful people walking / biking front you. either honk look like inpatient asshole tread behind pissing drivers behind you. need add button activates speaker projects forward smooth spoken word gospel album performed musk medium volume. look next model joking , really need polite version horn. like ," woo-hoo , i'm behind you! "
til that" claw crane" games remotely set a" payout" limit , failure rate , essentially gambling" games" first place. fact , illegal canada except fairs.
til inuits really term means eskimo brother :" aipak" , or" me" , describing positive relationship someone slept wife.
til term checkmate , according barnhart etymological dictionary , alteration persian phrase" shh mt" ( ) means , literally ," king helpless" word ( mta ) still exists pashto , means destroyed. matar spanish means kill.
til filming schindler's list , polish woman encountered ralph fiennes dressed nazi uniform told that" germans charming people. kill anybody deserve it. "
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. [ chart elon's life ] ( [URL] ) fucking hell i'm useless. dad gave 28,00 dollars bet could come something
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches wait cockroaches bite? ??
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con really got role , good her! dunno , really catwoman play sexually-charged game basketball children watching? loop one , what's context? edit : oh god
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. * 1905 , companies merged become nestl anglo-swiss condensed milk company , retaining name 1947. * good decision shorten nestl. dunno , think shortened anglo-swiss condensed milk company. roles tongue , know. anglo milk sounds dirty
til - edison died nikola tesla wrote negative obituary nyt - made fun hygiene work ethic
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance holy shit , exactly came say. nuke too? implications comment massively scary.
til report found , every $ 1 invested us national park service , american public receives $ 4 economic value.
til sarcasm banned north korea
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging fishwife hanged murdering illegitimate infant shortly birth. well blame then. gave birth ungodly human / fish chimera would expect do? kill get's big. mean , makes sense me.
til battle germantown , 177 , cease fire called due small terrier wandering battlefield.
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. there's message somewhere promoting someone higher responsibilities based past experience based qualifications. morale story get candidates interviews. want someone slept job either. morale story low. maybe get booze story , might raise morale.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. can't wait see give mass shooting vegas. think politicians media going try forget shooting ever happened soon possible , given shooter older rich white male gun collector. [ removed ]
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. dog still alive? isn't. probably dispose body. is. turning 18 june. sure celebrate registering vote! heard trump lost dog vote 17-0 makes sense since clinton dogs photographed giving head pats .. trump never pet ever.
til last words serial killer peter krten were" tell .. head chopped , still able hear , least moment , sound blood gushing stump neck? would pleasure end pleasures. "
20 goals , lionel messi time top scorer conmebol world cup qualifiers , passing hernn crespo luis surez
til wilmer valderrama purchased vista cruiser used on" ' 70s show" $ 500 series ended. wonder many people figured name fes foreign exchange student name fes tho. i'm pretty sure never learnt name. mean , think eric , donna , hyde , kelso umm .. mila even knew.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" really fucking picture , ops fault come reddit find advert. want bars wall [ think it? ] ( [URL] ) im trouble locating large breasted woman.
til - wwi , king albert belgium personally led defense germans , queen served nurse , son enlisted infanty.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. worried purity drugs? visit nearest police station illegal drugs tested - free charge! i'm pick free boat could boat , could * * * mystery box * * *.
til darko milicic , drafted 2nd overall 2003 nba draft ( carmelo anthony , dwyane wade chris bosh ) currently apple farmer serbia.
til british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old. oh shit even plausible conspiracy theories bs time. coincidences happen lot. coincidences wow mom
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. everyone freaking : seal extinct. fact well listed as" least concern" - - furthest category from" extinct" . uneducated , furthest category extinct still extinction spectrum , every animal fit spectrum. like category field mice? edit : thanks answers guys! i'm authority , humans listed as" least concern" . likely latter. really category beyond that. " excess" .
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. * soup meal. soup sandwich - - that's meal!
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased.
til last words serial killer peter krten were" tell .. head chopped , still able hear , least moment , sound blood gushing stump neck? would pleasure end pleasures. " mean guy real jerk.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. job's belief alternative medicine surprising. one point fruitarian believed fruitarians bo , bathe. iirc ashton kutcher tried replicate diet stop due development pancreatic issues.
til quetzalcoatl got drunk slept sister , quetzalpetlatl. upon waking next day , realized , stone box built , laid , set fire.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. eel ok afterwards? wondering.
niki lauda makes 1,200 , 00 year monetising forehead.
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero. rip. passed away yesterday. sad numerous levels. usually , one spouse passes far behind. that's usually spouses old. fallacy with" retire , die" . people usually retire they're top notch ..
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax soon known as" retail credit agency" following congressional testimony. < two weeks later > okay , calling ourselves" credit mcchecky clown penis" literally name left. let's hope nothing goes wrong time. could always washington redskins credit agency rename trump credit agency. way , matter happens least 1/3 rd country believe anything bad lie.
til dueling , common two male giraffes sex eachother. interactions males found frequent heterosexual coupling
til vanessa carlton wrote riff for" thousand miles" 1998. upon hearing mother told her" vanessa , that's hit song. "
til coelacanths thought extinct since cretaceous period , yet discovered alive 1938
til cali cartel murdered many people dumped bodies cauca river local municipality eventually bankrupt cost recovering corpses conducting autopsies.
til washington state originally called columbia thought may confused district columbia rejected.
til kimi raikkonen two points away winning 2003 drivers championship winning one race entire season
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " wanna hear michael caine impression? ' ello , name michael caine.
til judd apatow watched movie" true romance" idea floyd , beloved stoner character played brad pitt , finally leaving apartment getting chased bad guys. idea ended becoming" pineapple express" .
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. 1. rent plane 2. bless rain clouds fly , turn local downfall holy water 3. secretly baptise everyone 4. ~ ~? ?? ~ ~ collect tithes 5. profit get priests sanctify local water supply acround world. baptise everyone every time shower. nope , priests bless 1 birdbath full water time source : holly bibble
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen remember bombing time admitted tap water. us readers , tap water uk really good cheap , idea even filtered tap water 100 times price crass. us tap water really good cheap , too. wherever , gallon jugs generic distilled filtered water also relatively cheap. bottled water crass , reason bought marketing. know ' us. ' texas , tap water awful. worked las vegas , tap water fucking awful too.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen brit 100 % sure think use word. ' spunk spunk ' used mean enthusiasm energy , typically referring quality person.
til day crew battleship uss texas intentionally flooded torpedo tube order cause 2 degree list , giving main guns enough extra elevation boost range & hit target mainland.
til big bird's" imaginary" friend , snuffleupagus , outed real adults series ( 17 seasons ) due string high-profile news stories sexual abuse children.
til beanie babies , height popularity , accounted 10 % ebay traffic collectors insured purchases thousands dollars.
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches
til first barcode scanned pack juicy fruit troy , ohio june 26 , 1974. pack gum receipt display smithsonian institute.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " wanna hear michael caine impression? ' ello , name michael caine.
til pepsi one first advertise directly african-americans , advertisements 1940s portraying as" self-confident middle-class citizens" , well hiring all-black sales team promote pepsi around country.
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold shit neighborhood 0 % chance working out?
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. [ removed ]
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels. ones prefer former quickly labeled rest turmoil as" kinksters"
til that" elephants capable swimmers. recorded swimming six hours without touching bottom , travelled far 48 km ( 30 mi ) stretch speeds 2.1 km / h ( 1 mph
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. [ chart elon's life ] ( [URL] )
til day crew battleship uss texas intentionally flooded torpedo tube order cause 2 degree list , giving main guns enough extra elevation boost range & hit target mainland. " dude i'm telling , flood torpedo blister send one super far! it'll gnarly" afterward" laughing loud rekt" good game
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. forget swallowing raw eggs. would raw eggs make voice rough? shells hard tissue mean that's one creative way contract salmonella odds getting salmonella way astronomically low almost silly even mention it.
til monty python's , always look bright side life played pa system end every iron maiden concert.
til man arrested warrant 2016 returning copy movie freddy got fingered. tom green agreed pay fines outrageous sum
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. " boris yeltsin first words you. s. president clinton upon meeting 1995 , think o. j. it? " guy like relaxed uncle. relaxed drank fifth vodka every day sorry fifth? american always wondered. google maybe people know too. edit : thanks everyone , know international standard alcohol volumes ever thought would. 750ml
til butane canisters manufactured exclusively south korea. exception single manufacturer houston texas.
til 1975 , physicist kip thorne bet stephen hawking one year issues penthouse magazine black holes exist. thorne won.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. * soup meal.
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001.
til : samuel morse invented telegraph received letter wife's failing health .. she'd died.
til george foreman originally paid 40 % profits endorsing george foreman grill. peak grill's sales , making 4.5 million dollars month. fiances mom got us one birthday. pretty good like cooking steaks skeptical_face
til michael jackson's estate continues allocate 20 % posthumous earnings various charities , specified will.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes " * reason , parts play , like boromir ned stark , life online long afterwards. keep seeing - call - memes? " * - sean bean he's us. shit. we've discovered. everybody scatter! memes man? ! cops gonna find them!
til marvel's first movie , howard duck , bombed box office. cost estimated $ 37 million , grossed $ 38 million internationally , netting $ 1 million.
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches wait cockroaches bite? ??
til tank designed swiss military bug turning heater could cause main gun fire
til name" canola oil" coined marketing reasons avoid using word" rape" , in" rapeseed oil" , product's name.
til : imax projectionists wear body armor handling imax lamps ; dropped , explode resulting quartz shrapnel.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11.
til general napier asked respect indian custom burning widows husband's funeral pyre , replied english custom hang murderers. read windows instead widows initially understand someone would upset this. man's window prized possession
til steve jobs took acid , said" taking lsd profound experience , one important things life" would seem there's wide range experiences lsd. since often dark enough thoughts nightmares terrifying , i'd definitely rather risk it. smart. know thyself truly know thyself afraid taking lsd truly know lsd would definitely afraid taking lsd. good-time party drug folks. exactly jobs described , profound experience. definitely fear almost like fear god.
til plato gave definition man as" featherless bipeds ," diogenes plucked chicken brought plato's academy , saying ," behold! i've brought man ," academy added" broad flat nails" definition.
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax soon known as" retail credit agency" following congressional testimony. < two weeks later > okay , calling ourselves" credit mcchecky clown penis" literally name left. let's hope nothing goes wrong time. could always washington redskins credit agency
til male swiss citizen , roger federer compulsorily required serve armed forces. however , 2003 , despite already become tennis pro , deemed ' unfit ' back problem , relieved
til last words serial killer peter krten were" tell .. head chopped , still able hear , least moment , sound blood gushing stump neck? would pleasure end pleasures. " mean guy real jerk.
til o. j. simpson's 1995 verdict announcement murder , long-distance calls declined 58 % , trading new york stock exchange decreased 41 % , water usage decreased , estimated $
til actor martin sheen arrested total 66 times protesting acts civil disobedience - recently 2007 trespassing nevada nuclear test facility. illusive man strikes
til indiana jones changed image archaeology. ' raiders lost ark ' ( 1981 ) , people imagined archaeologist weak , older person needs rescuing. stereotype male ivy league professor /
til opportunity rover still conducting scientific operations 13 years despite original mission lifetime 90 days
til east st. louis higher murder rate honduras , country highest murder rate world
til bunnies ( foetuses newborn ) declared fish pope monks , access fish monasteries , something eat lent.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. " boris yeltsin first words you. s. president clinton upon meeting 1995 , think o. j. it? " guy like relaxed uncle. relaxed drank fifth vodka every day like old russian proverb :" everything's okay enough vodka"
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. thought * fruit * would cure cancer. apples guy bannanas. * b-a-n-a-n-a-s! !! * record i'm singing , correcting spelling error.
til william hung , known famous american idol audition , 73rd generation descendant confucius
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " [ removed ] want sad_face want smile mean ..
til people red hair sensitive thermal pain , less sensitive electrically induced pain , require larger amounts anesthetics people without red hair due mutation melanocortin 1 receptor.
til davy crockett , congressman you. s. house representatives , opposed president andrew jackson's 1830 indian removal act member tennessee delegation vote it. six years later died defending alamo.
til near-extinction bison hunting 1800s gain food , restrict american indians ' dominant food supply ; herds shot trains left rot died
.. british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old. feel like i'm taking crazy pills. op , coin showing front back. person verifying authenticity display front back plastic protective container? saw coin? like separating oreo cookie? oh , haha , no. held place [ plastic container called a" slab" ] ( [URL] ) coin collecting community. ok. i'm going od crazy pills here. slab holds coin. front ( heads ) separated back ( tails )? shown slab. two separate coins , sawn two? separated. fully intact coin. see side coin , literally turn slab around. wonder many pounds hooker cost 1200 years ago.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. job's belief alternative medicine surprising. one point fruitarian believed fruitarians bo , bathe. iirc ashton kutcher tried replicate diet stop due development pancreatic issues. according title gore til gets reposted every , his" pancreas levels high. " oh god , never want pancreas level 1!
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " surreal would see ai inside simulation begin talk simulation?
til original baby ruth candy company claimed bar named babe ruth could avoid paying royalties. later shut rival candy bar actually approved ruth use name grounds names similar.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " [ removed ] want sad_face want smile mean ..
til emperor caracalla visited alexandria , greeted satires insults. responded massacring city's citizens pillaging afterwards.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. hell * * can't remember solution tasks three years. barely remember password internet webpages. google ask want remember password wait see password entered right one.
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. [ business casual video nestle ] ( [URL] ) , good watch. [ graphic shown video's intro ] ( [URL] ) illuminating.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us
til treblinka guard kurt franz would hide small pistol boxing glove. would challenge prisoners boxing matches. right fight begin , franz would shoot prisoner dead.
til korean dmz accidentally created one world's well-preserved nature reserves
til steve jobs took acid , said" taking lsd profound experience , one important things life" would seem there's wide range experiences lsd. since often dark enough thoughts nightmares terrifying , i'd definitely rather risk it.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. fuck? took words right mouth. can't think many situations parents guilty children's actions , certainly one them.
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax ha , sallie mae thing reason. think know , navient.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. nothing .. mormons baptize die! baptize people listed phone book. grandmother use baptize neighborhood kids / babies kitchen sink watching summer. catholic want babies going purgatory / hell.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. think got idea movie? ? 93.6 % hollywood films inspired eric cartman. study done yale , can't seem find link however .. " um .. okay , : adam sandler like love girl. turns girl actually golden retriever something. " that's plot always sunny episode , except rickety cricket instead adam sandler. hilarious episode way. i'm massive always sunny fan thought episode bit weak.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. liberty dies thunderous applause
til : 76 % known serial killers 20th century united states. key word is" known" countries catch acknowledge serial killers. russia bragged usa serial killers. truth never coordinated police force tie crimes together. mean usa # 1 catching known serial killers too?
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. til $ 14 million budget , major hollywood actors , major hollywood filmmaker , film company owned comcast , qualify independent filmmaking. edit. great. top comment snide remark. rip previous also think sp came gay cowboy idea. also recall pudding eating.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. many confused. answer homeowner's insurance likely umbrella coverage. insurance clearly covered acts caused residents household. result , victims could sue parents actually get damages.
til name" canola oil" coined marketing reasons avoid using word" rape" , in" rapeseed oil" , product's name.
til humans ' closest relative , bonobos , peaceful female-run society sex used resolve conflict. they" make love , war. "
til johnny carson joked tonight show nonexistent toilet paper shortage led eventual panic buying leaving store shelves empty causing real shortage lasted weeks
til 3 banana companies overthrew government honduras.
til greek mythology zeus thought earth overpopulated trojan war instigated depopulate earth.
til anne heche drove desert , hiked stranger's house , took shower , announced local sherrifs god going take everyone back heaven spaceship
til american captives vietnam war would authenticate new prisoner's american identity tapping first five notes of" shave haircut" , cell wall , waiting appropriate response
til that" kiln" originally pronounced silent" n. " linguists believe written descriptions kilns reached people never heard ; assumed the" n" pronounced , mispronunciation took over.
til double-blind study published nature showed experienced astrologers better determining people psychological traits based location stars birth someone randomly guessing them. need double blind study tell matters divination imagined fantasies.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. father 4 , 1 16 year old girl ; confirm kids best hit teens , blow half shared data plan 8 days think know every fucking thing. edit : data oh god feel pain brother. 17 19 wrote many time day hear" understand" i'd need nasas budget count all.
til day crew battleship uss texas intentionally flooded torpedo tube order cause 2 degree list , giving main guns enough extra elevation boost range & hit target mainland. eli 5 easier move closer? also reminds [ old reddit post ] ( [URL] ) short answer : draft. texas , loaded max 9m ship underwater. closer , ship would run aground. thank , going say would guess keep range shore based battery. could've tipped land elevate ground cannons case
til kyoto , former capital japan , means" capital city" tokyo means" eastern capital" voted hard burned temple
til walk disturbance ( person worried walk may lose balance ) may appear social anxiety , especially passing group people.
til david letterman created scholarship average" c student ," recognizing marks , extraordinary amazing ways.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. overdue another #purge! people could wrap stop shitting many kids cause they're bored.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. legitimately 1984 stuff right there.
til day crew battleship uss texas intentionally flooded torpedo tube order cause 2 degree list , giving main guns enough extra elevation boost range & hit target mainland. " dude i'm telling , flood torpedo blister send one super far! it'll gnarly" afterward" laughing loud rekt" good game
til william bradford , governor plymouth colony , year old father died sent live grandfather , died two years later sent live mother , died one year later.
til actor martin sheen arrested total 66 times protesting acts civil disobedience - recently 2007 trespassing nevada nuclear test facility. illusive man strikes
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. hell * * can't remember solution tasks three years.
til mexicans highest average annual hours worked world
til teenage fry cook went college study marine science , art , went create spongebob squarepants.
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con person attacked another congoer , adrianne stepped up. congoer? one congo? think related con. specifically congo-con person cosplaying amy. congogoer gogo congo con? gogocongogoer?
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters.
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. * 1905 , companies merged become nestl anglo-swiss condensed milk company , retaining name 1947. * good decision shorten nestl. dunno , think shortened anglo-swiss condensed milk company. roles tongue , know.
til you. state texas roughly 10 % larger france almost twice large germany.
til 2002 fake sequel harry potter appeared china title" harry potter bao zuolong. " book consists text jrr tolkien's hobbit names changed harry potter characters. similar case 2009 book called" dan brown's lost symbol" published ( actual" lost symbol" ) just" picture dorian gray" names changed dan brown characters. hey , least stealing quality literature.
til great famine ireland caused many deaths , ireland's population still recovered ( even 150 years )
til 20th president james a. garfield ambidextrous versed greek latin. would sometimes entertain friends ask questions writing answers simultaneously latin greek using hands.
til post-debacle interview caught lip syncing shows , one members milli vanilli defended saying ," [ milli vanilli ] working mcdonald's. would done? "
til christianity , islam judaism worship abrahamic god. religious texts also feature many figures , histories places. jesus also muslim prophet.
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged league ~ ~ light ~ ~ little 5.5 km. 20,00 would 110,00 km. earth measures 12,750 km across equator. go 20,00 leagues deep , would end 17.6 thousand leagues space. yeah always confused me. never seemed obvious distance travelled depth. depth fathoms , no?
til henley called paramedics home november 21 , 1980 , 16 - year-old girl found naked claiming overdosed quaaludes cocaine. henley got away contributing delinquency minor charge $ 2,500 fine.
til vietnam war known vietnam american war
til theoretical physicist max planck told get field physics professor because" field , almost everything already discovered. " anyway originated quantum theory revolutionized field.
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold shit neighborhood 0 % chance working out?
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. aka american dream. boris politics anyway? true rock star story. thing missing mick jagger couple hookers.
til carrots actually help people see dark. myth propaganda used royal air force explain pilots improved success night air battles , actually used disguise advances radar technology.
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters. german. til kill shelters.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. many confused. answer homeowner's insurance likely umbrella coverage. insurance clearly covered acts caused residents household. result , victims could sue parents actually get damages.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. i'm uncomfortable , cant really explain ..
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! "
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. still cannot get past fact he's stoke trent. drab , dismal , grey shithole planet .. outside lancashire.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging * her" resurrection" also extent seen divine intervention , allowed go free. later life referred as" half-hangit maggie" *" well , tried. " i'm surprised assume witchcraft burn stake. historically failed executions considered act god ( divine intervention ) many common law jurisdictions. condemned released afterwards considered gods live. execute anyone then? god's surely he'd give pox.
til usa one seven countries ratified convention elimination forms discrimination women
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " hear saying it. he's actually great actor. watch" cider house rules ," favourite ," quiet american. " he's british nicholas cage. wants actually try he's great , he's willing half-ass whatever nonsense want throw way , provided pay it.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. something something getting nailed seamen loose hips sink ships. would still stick with" loose lips" , different set.
til 1983 , caddies masters tournament black. due clubs tradition. * indeed , club co-founder clifford roberts reputed said ," long i'm alive , golfers white , caddies black. " * prediction probably turned correct well killed 3rd hole 1977 yes correct
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. never liked seinfeld younger. maybe appreciate older. possibly. think may hard time identifying b / c lot conflict lost b / c technology. imagine living world w / cell phones.
til last words serial killer peter krten were" tell .. head chopped , still able hear , least moment , sound blood gushing stump neck? would pleasure end pleasures. "
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. job's belief alternative medicine surprising. one point fruitarian believed fruitarians bo , bathe. iirc ashton kutcher tried replicate diet stop due development pancreatic issues. movie role?
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. always wonder adult show came would liked it. love curb can't get seinfeld? ! i'm opposite , grew seinfeld still happily rewatch could never get curb. curb makes cringe hard , press stop walk away episode. still like show odd reason try watch cringing larry's inability understand social norms kills me.
til gary webb , reporter san jose mercury news first broke story cia involvement cocaine trade , found dead with" two gunshot wounds head. " death , 2004 , ruled cia bad news. whether dealing drugs , providing children pedophiles , assassinating foreign heads state , acts completely without moral compass.
til valentine's day japan , women give male co-workers chocolate. unpopular co-workers receive cheap giri-choko (" ultra-obligatory" chocolate ) others receive honmei-choko (" true feeling chocolate" ).
til response a" catastrophic emergency ," united states government suspended replaced single , combined branch" coordinated" president , indefinitely.
til steve-o clown graduated ringling brothers barnum & bailey clown college
til british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old.
til america's first female mayor elected 1887. group men nominated joke , 60 percent vote. much 2010 ' money? [ $ 24.80 ] ( [URL] ) somehow 24.80 seems insulting dollar. dollar clearly insult 24 bucks change calculated accurate representation feel did. town mayor fined 1 buck ( country's currency ). never got promotion that. thought funny teacher explained ammount show , important thing fined. promotes mayor laughing loud. given job , elected
til : original 1983 v miniseries inspired 1935 novel happen american fascists replaced alien occupying force make easier market.
til hiroshima policeman went nagasaki teach police officers duck cover days bombings. single officer died nagasaki blast.
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. tortoise bit arse agreeing job isnt he? know. story , tortoise know rabbit slacked off? maybe legitimately believed faster. na seems case digging hole abit deep , probably bragging much afterwards , ended agree maintain bragging rights promoted good job promoted job can't fired. real problem companies.
til nipplegate , janet jackson blacklisted viacom's properties , including vh1 / mtv / cbs / clear channel radio stations , uninvited grammys , lost acting gigs , statue mickey
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. astounds story ," smithsonian expedition leave least two seals male female least give fighting chance beat extinction? " can't save species two individuals ; much inbreeding.
til steve jobs took acid , said" taking lsd profound experience , one important things life" would seem there's wide range experiences lsd. since often dark enough thoughts nightmares terrifying , i'd definitely rather risk it. maybe always disappointed bored experience every time tried it. maybe cheap stuff tried handful times life different" retailers. "
til name" canola oil" coined marketing reasons avoid using word" rape" , in" rapeseed oil" , product's name.
til table beer served belgian schools 1980s. proposed re-introduce low alcohol beer ( < 1.5 % abv ) schools healthier alternative softdrinks.
til : today's average teenagers know vastly milky way galaxies professional astronomers 100 years ago. reason average teenager seen naked people adult 100 years ago. 100 + years ago , naked people adults seen parents , siblings [ cousins ] ( [URL] )
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes method acting. helicopters middle earth. really got character. lot work die 1st movie trilogy. watch extended. watching brormir faramir actually act together amazing makes miss boromir instead despising trying take ring
til british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old. feel like i'm taking crazy pills. op , coin showing front back. person verifying authenticity display front back plastic protective container? saw coin? like separating oreo cookie? oh , haha , no. held place [ plastic container called a" slab" ] ( [URL] ) coin collecting community. ok. i'm going od crazy pills here. slab holds coin. front ( heads ) separated back ( tails )? shown slab. two separate coins , sawn two? looks like op's picture edited show sides label without full slab. thanks.
til quetzalcoatl got drunk slept sister , quetzalpetlatl. upon waking next day , realized , stone box built , laid , set fire. zeus could've learned things guy oedipus plucked eyes found did. way every attempt tell story stage colossal disaster.
til 17th century , roman catholic church ruled beavers fish could eaten fridays.
til canada first country world adopt multiculturalism official policy ; 1971
til actor martin sheen arrested total 66 times protesting acts civil disobedience - recently 2007 trespassing nevada nuclear test facility. illusive man strikes martin sheen great pick character.
til canada first country world adopt multiculturalism official policy ; 1971
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. amazingly , every guns n roses band member appetite destruction still alive. motley too? like f..?
til prisoners female-only concentration camp ravensbruck purposefully sewed socks thin heels toes german soldier's feet would get sore. " mein fuhrer , advance halted" " ze enemy oppose us? "" nein , mein fuhrer , ze soldiers complaining zat zair feet hurt refuse carry on" may sound simple remember socks supposed get * russian winter *. probably lot people giving credit for. sores left untended long get pretty bad. reason lt. dan made big deal fresh dry socks marching in.
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. astounds story ," smithsonian expedition leave least two seals male female least give fighting chance beat extinction? " can't save species two individuals ; much inbreeding.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " middle ground buying 33 guns year without raising suspicion civilian able guns. look sweden example. lots lots guns , tough regulations. edit : 33 guns year
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. something something getting nailed seamen loose hips sink ships.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. yeh , maybe. he's filthy rich bullies basically scumbag losers. yeh. nice think , there's good chance bullies also successful ( obviously comparison average person , elon ). true. several bullies school pretty successful ( least i've heard ) best people i've known terrible things happen like getting cancer. karma real. success great form revenge nonetheless. well we're talking buddhism karma affect bullies ' reincarnation exist , impair current existence iirc
til david hahn , 17 years old attempted build nuclear reactor backyard , one point emitting 100 times normal background radiation.
til airedale terriers carried messages soldiers wwi dedicated duties. one named ' jack ' ran half mile enemy fire. made headquarters jaw broken one leg badly splintered died delivering message
til big bird's" imaginary" friend , snuffleupagus , outed real adults series ( 17 seasons ) due string high-profile news stories sexual abuse children.
til dueling , common two male giraffes sex eachother. interactions males found frequent heterosexual coupling
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. worried purity drugs? visit nearest police station illegal drugs tested - free charge! i'm pick free boat could boat , could * * * mystery box * * *.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. homeowner without kids : umbrella f-ing cheap stupid it. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. insurance broker , advise keep car keys , fireworks , anything incendiary , kid lock key.
til former newspaper editor sun , kelvin mackenzie , published story alleging elton john voiceboxes guard dogs removed. proven wrong reporter went round check dogs barked him.
til big bird's" imaginary" friend , snuffleupagus , outed real adults series ( 17 seasons ) due string high-profile news stories sexual abuse children.
til credit card" chip" technology ( aka emv ) rolled us almost 25 years old wait .. .. rolled out? chip cards you. s?
til : physical attractiveness found important factor enjoying date whether would sleep propositioned. important intelligence personality
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con really got role , good her! dunno , really catwoman play sexually-charged game basketball children watching? loop one , what's context? edit : oh god [ apologize put through. ] ( [URL] )
til bruce lee avoided baked goods refined flour , describing providing empty calories nothing body.
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. say find job love , never work day life. little tougher happen love smoking drinking whiskey , done.
til ferrari monaco since schumacher 2001!
til credit card" chip" technology ( aka emv ) rolled us almost 25 years old
til : today's average teenagers know vastly milky way galaxies professional astronomers 100 years ago.
til wasabi vapour effect similar smelling salts , property exploited create smoke alarms deaf.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank move light annoying put reach? expect serious revenge he's still got bright light annoying him. cunts put reach. block light he's annoyed. clearly wants darkness. idk irks much does. totally agree. one intelligent animals earth compromise cover light .. germans :" zee light must stay on! octopoos cannot break zee rules. " zee octopus dangerous must deel vit it.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen brit 100 % sure think use word. ' spunk spunk '
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. there's also dilbert principle , states companies promote incompetent employees management , less damage.
til carrie fisher got copy star wars holiday special george lucas ( exchange recording dvd commentary star wars ) showed parties ' mainly end night want people leave. '
til grizzly bears feared respected native americans hunting required company 4 10 warriors done preparation ceremoniality intertribal warfare. * * til 2008 sleuth 30 bears besieged platinum mining compound olyotorsky district northern kamchatka. two guards killed prevented workers leaving homes * * article! oh god , they're organizing.
til 27 ad wooden amphitheater collapsed ancient town fidenae resulted death 200-500 spectators. roman senate responded raising building standards banishing creator theater , atilius.
til king george v england dragon tattoo arm
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lewandowski best topscorer poland history best top scorer .. eh? definitely worst top scorer. technically he's best worst top scorer he's best goal scorer , he's worst goal scorer. he's goal scorer
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches
storyline chronological order ridley scott's alien prequels goes" prometheus , awakening , covenant" . awakening screenplay already written along elizabeth shaw david 8 featured it.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " he's like actor take every script he's given yet remains highly respected still offered great roles. nic cage started ( he's oscar winner ) destroyed career. nic cage already peaked con air face / off. cannot top performances matter are. enjoyed matchstick men loathe nic cage , weatherman amazing movie.
til jaleel white hated playing role steve urkel in" family matters. " series cancelled , said ," ever see character , take put bullet head put misery. "
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til 1979 film china syndrome , coverup nuclear plant , released , denounced ' character assassination entire industry '. 12 days later , three mile island nuclear accident occurred.
til 2013 study connecticut college revealed oreos might addictive cocaine
til maned wolf's urine smells much like marijuana caused police rotterdam zoo go hunt cannabis smokers
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels. ones prefer former quickly labeled rest turmoil as" kinksters" sometimes can't fight eeling.
til recordings existed alexander graham bell's voice wax cardboard disc discovered 2013. hear bell say scottish-tinged accent" hear voice. .. . alexander. . graham. . bell"
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con
til 1950 ' , marines accidentally ordered hundreds crates tootsie rolls instead mortar rounds.
til gleek. saliva comes stream gland compressed tongue. sometimes referred as" cobra spitting" .
til singer peanut butter jelly time passed away eleven-hour standoff police even snoop dogg brother-in-law tried convince surrender.
til colt 45 malt liquors former slogan was" works every time"
til least two peer-reviewed medical studies suggested stickers mr. yuk , green face used label poisonous household objects , effectively keep children away potential poisons may even attract children.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. yeh , maybe. he's filthy rich bullies basically scumbag losers. yeh. nice think , there's good chance bullies also successful ( obviously comparison average person , elon ). they're sa likely still lives there. that's essentially failed lottery life 101.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance
til wwii british spies posed fake charity groups hand special monopoly games allied prisoners war. games compasses , maps , real money , useful tools escaping.
til african american men incarcerated you. s. total prison populations india , argentina , canada , lebanon , japan , germany , finland , israel england combined.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. island women , defeating english navy power pussy. well , english disease ( regular venereal ) went kill 9/10 tahiti population.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. everyone wants solve overpopulation problem , want die. both. live kids , even stick 1 kid. that's china's trying achieve since 70s establishing one-child law. 2014 ( give take 2 years , bad memory ) changed 2 kids max. source : chinese always two-child law? would keep population constant , it? large parts population excempt law.
til united airlines broke dave carroll's $ 4500 guitar refused pay wrote protest song. next 4 weeks united's stock price fell 10 % , costing stockholders $ 180 million.
til queen elizabeth ii trained mechanic. learned skills wwii ( 1945 ) part auxiliary territorial service.
til 2002 fake sequel harry potter appeared china title" harry potter bao zuolong. " book consists text jrr tolkien's hobbit names changed harry potter characters. similar case 2009 book called" dan brown's lost symbol" published ( actual" lost symbol" ) just" picture dorian gray" names changed dan brown characters. hey , least stealing quality literature.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels. ones prefer former quickly labeled rest turmoil as" kinksters"
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen [ knew ] ( [URL] ) edit : seriously , [ knew ] ( [URL] ). jesus christ. anyone marketing stop say" hey , maybe guy lying back , mouth wide open , eyes closed. sort looks like getting facial. " i've never seen water ad person drinking missing mouth like [ women laughing salads ] ( [URL] ) stock photo thing.
til actors played brother sister on" dexter" began dating , fell love , got engaged , got married , got divorced , continuing play brother sister tv. also entertain storyline thought interested ( adopted ) brother romantically. think post divorce , must've weird tbh , weird case. uncomfortable unnecessary plotline. plotlines dexter? season 4 show trash
til von trapp family , made famous sound music , lost fortune great depression , children's singing careers purely way earn livelihood.
til great famine ireland caused many deaths , ireland's population still recovered ( even 150 years )
til italy installation bidet bathroom mandatory since 1975
til prisoners female-only concentration camp ravensbruck purposefully sewed socks thin heels toes german soldier's feet would get sore. " mein fuhrer , advance halted" " ze enemy oppose us? "" nein , mein fuhrer , ze soldiers complaining zat zair feet hurt refuse carry on" may sound simple remember socks supposed get * russian winter *. probably lot people giving credit for. sores left untended long get pretty bad. reason lt. dan made big deal fresh dry socks marching in.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance army get promoted based fast run two miles. buddy mine great leadership capabilities got passed guy eats crayons run.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis.
til people red hair sensitive thermal pain , less sensitive electrically induced pain , require larger amounts anesthetics people without red hair due mutation melanocortin 1 receptor.
til 4 us states completely banned billboards til 4 states banned them. taking rest guys long?
til mexicans highest average annual hours worked world
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. wish day kazakhstan , tajikistan , kyrgyzstan , uzbekistan , afghanistan , pakistan would merge form huge single country called stanistan. uruguay combines paraguay form .. guayuaguay. czech republic merges slovakia form czechoslovakia. hold , game work? north carolina south carolina merge form superalabama! north south dakota combine even nothing.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind. space race byproduct developing icbms .. spacex merely clever front future top time post / r / prorevenge ..
til grizzly bears feared respected native americans hunting required company 4 10 warriors done preparation ceremoniality intertribal warfare. * * til 2008 sleuth 30 bears besieged platinum mining compound olyotorsky district northern kamchatka. two guards killed prevented workers leaving homes * * article! oh god , they're organizing.
til 80s hair band winger trace massive mid - 90s downfall popularity mocked relentlessly on" beavis butt-head" subsequent mike judge projects
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging r / accidentalpun that's great sub , thanks roping in! loop. puns tight! ! #do get it? noose tight. still get it.
til carrots actually help people see dark. myth propaganda used royal air force explain pilots improved success night air battles , actually used disguise advances radar technology.
til matthew mcconaughey replaced owen wilson ' tropic thunder ' wilson's battle depression attempt suicide overdosing slitting wrists imagine last movie ever made & dupree. apparently that's exactly imagining , almost became self-fulfilling. makes * * * * depressed. owen wilson much better that. really think he's great actor .. everyone reddit seems think though
til aboriginal canadian version lacrosse , team consisted 100 100 men , played 1600ft 100ft long field lasted sunrise sundown two three days straight. symbolic alternative war.
til genghis khan tengrist , religiously tolerant interested learning philosophical moral lessons religions. consulted buddhist monks , muslims , christian missionaries , taoist monk qiu chuji.
til rms olympic , sister ship titanic , rammed u-boat sunk , making merchant ship world war sunk enemy vessel.
til billionaire oil tycoon j. paul getty installed pay phone mansion guests use would billed calls.
til jupiter's center gravity sun outside sun's surface. technically , mutual orbit around , around point extremely close sun.
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. say find job love , never work day life. little tougher happen love smoking drinking whiskey , done.
til seinfeld episode" revenge" based experience screenwriter larry david , quit job saturday night live , felt made mistake reached home , returned following morning nothing happened.
til big bird's" imaginary" friend , snuffleupagus , outed real adults series ( 17 seasons ) due string high-profile news stories sexual abuse children.
til 1997 killer whale held great white shark upside 15 minutes , causing suffocate , ate liver.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. "
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " [ removed ] want sad_face want smile mean ..
til founding fathers officially stated treaty tripoli that" government united states america , sense , founded christian religion" .
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. everyone freaking : seal extinct. fact well listed as" least concern" - - furthest category from" extinct" . uneducated , furthest category extinct still extinction spectrum , every animal fit spectrum. like category field mice? edit : thanks answers guys! i'm authority , humans listed as" least concern" . likely latter.
til quetzalcoatl got drunk slept sister , quetzalpetlatl. upon waking next day , realized , stone box built , laid , set fire.
til one ever seen echidna ejaculate. sir , seen enough sonic hedge hog fan art. google" [ first name ] hedgehog. " by" ," mean" dont. " first name extremely unusual , 4 living people know it. 3 father grandfather.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes method acting. helicopters middle earth.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. oh , poor eel! " what's .. .. oh! oh , god .. no! ah , fuck! no! again! goddammit! " [ relevant nsfw video ] ( [URL] )
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank move light annoying put reach? expect serious revenge he's still got bright light annoying him. cunts put reach. block light he's annoyed. clearly wants darkness. idk irks much does. totally agree. one intelligent animals earth compromise cover light .. germans :" zee light must stay on! octopoos cannot break zee rules. " zee octopus dangerous must deel vit it.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material.
til quentin tarantino dropped high school age 14 got job usher porn theater lying age. .
blizzard taking action players spam hero voice lines overwatch
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. i'm uncomfortable , cant really explain ..
til greek mythology zeus thought earth overpopulated trojan war instigated depopulate earth.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. everyone wants solve overpopulation problem , want die. both. live kids , even stick 1 kid. that's china's trying achieve since 70s establishing one-child law. 2014 ( give take 2 years , bad memory ) changed 2 kids max. source : chinese
til tic tacs mainly made sugar allowed labelled zero sugar per serving despite sugar due weight.
til death steve irwin , speculated series revenge killings , least ten stingrays found dead mutilated coast queensland strangest case misplaced rage i've ever seen.
til brendan fraser pays $ 900,00 year alimony ex-wife afton smith. got separated 2008 ..
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. relaxed drank fifth vodka every day like old russian proverb :" everything's okay enough vodka" including vodka? especially vodka. even vodka.
trivia : winner hungarian gp gone win title since 2004
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity.
til double-blind study published nature showed experienced astrologers better determining people psychological traits based location stars birth someone randomly guessing them.
til movie lord war , production team rented 300 real sa vz. 58 rifles stand ak 47s cheaper prop guns.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. oh fucking * god * , poor guy. blame slightest. tell it! guy grand prix essentially mocked triumph. dunno , would love someone played" america , fuck yea" something equally stereotypical.
til 1984 mcdonalds offered free big macs , fries , coke gold silver bronze olympics. year soviet union boycotted us olympics therefore us got many medals expected became huge failure
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes love song ice fire books like show. however watch episodes. picture ned differently , still sean beans voice read first book. thought ned looking lot younger sean bean. ned 35ish book. joffrey taller rob jon tyrion 1 black eye bron supposed like 23. also , moon door actual door floor.
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax ha , sallie mae thing reason. think know , navient. * ahem * xfiniti cough * spectrum * cough yeah really suck cox. spectrum , pay $ 55 / mo 250/25 bandwidth caps. pretty much everyone talk worse speeds higher price.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " middle ground buying 33 guns year without raising suspicion civilian able guns. look sweden example. lots lots guns , tough regulations. edit : 33 guns year
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. tortoise bit arse agreeing job isnt he? know. story , tortoise know rabbit slacked off? maybe legitimately believed faster. na seems case digging hole abit deep , probably bragging much afterwards , ended agree maintain bragging rights promoted good job promoted job can't fired. real problem companies.
til many german pows captured allies ww2 horrified footage holocaust burned uniforms called germany surrender , even volunteered join fight axis.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. always wonder adult show came would liked it. love curb can't get seinfeld? ! i'm opposite , grew seinfeld still happily rewatch could never get curb. curb makes cringe hard , press stop walk away episode. still like show odd reason try watch cringing larry's inability understand social norms kills me.
til penn jillette said interview big part penn & teller's success longevity due never close friends
til pitbulls responsible fatal dog attacks america past 2 years unfortunately lot stem situational improper husbandry ignorance .. pitbulls rotties shitty dogs shitty people attracted them. world may never know.
til ancient greek philosopher jumped active volcano prove immortal god
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. actually makes lot meaningful. hare nap job everyone would die anyways? guess story pointlessness achievement face unavoidable death? reading employ animals form part critical communications infrastructure simply speed / reliability / fault-tolerance / integrity properties modern built environment needs.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance holy shit , exactly came say. nuke too? implications comment massively scary. mean , many people would willingly stay sub deep underwater cramp / pressurized tube breathing recycled air.
til lyrics elton john's ' rocket man ' meant taken literally mars bound astronaut leaving family job.
til postal code north pole h0h 0h0 reference santa
til post-debacle interview caught lip syncing shows , one members milli vanilli defended saying ," [ milli vanilli ] working mcdonald's. would done? "
til steve jobs took acid , said" taking lsd profound experience , one important things life" whenever see posts lsd think ," huh , that's one things i'd like try lifetime" . remember idea would even go safely acquiring , even netherlands.
til : 76 % known serial killers 20th century united states. key word is" known" countries catch acknowledge serial killers. russia bragged usa serial killers. truth never coordinated police force tie crimes together. like iran saying homosexuals. thought implying killed
til former french president flix faure , died getting bj office
til former newspaper editor sun , kelvin mackenzie , published story alleging elton john voiceboxes guard dogs removed. proven wrong reporter went round check dogs barked him.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging fishwife hanged murdering illegitimate infant shortly birth. well blame then. gave birth ungodly human / fish chimera would expect do? kill get's big. mean , makes sense me. think stay size whatever container keep
til victoria's secret founded man felt embarrassed buying lingerie wife. wanted store men could feel comfortable buying lingerie , however business model later became unprofitable company sold.
til vladimir great russia confronted choice converting russia christianity islam. eventually chose christianity , islamic teaching alcohol , saying ," drinking joy rus '. cannot exist without pleasure. "
til orthodox jews prohibited walking past motion sensor turn light sabbath.
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con really got role , good her! dunno , really catwoman play sexually-charged game basketball children watching? loop one , what's context? edit : oh god
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity.
til prisoners female-only concentration camp ravensbruck purposefully sewed socks thin heels toes german soldier's feet would get sore. " mein fuhrer , advance halted" " ze enemy oppose us? "" nein , mein fuhrer , ze soldiers complaining zat zair feet hurt refuse carry on" may sound simple remember socks supposed get * russian winter *. probably lot people giving credit for. sores left untended long get pretty bad. reason lt. dan made big deal fresh dry socks marching in.
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time * know of.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. yeah , kids fine. teenagers hand ..
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. [ chart elon's life ] ( [URL] )
.. annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank surroundings. imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " " nested simulations would taxing systems. we'll make physically impossible. "" how? "" i'm sure , we'll make something like speed light. " came comments , left questioning life.
til tic tacs mainly made sugar allowed labelled zero sugar per serving despite sugar due weight.
til greek god fertility , never ending boner sacrificial animal ass. name gave rise medical term priapism - - prolonged erection
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged jules verne treasury kid , illustrations always blew away. think they're woodcuts? [URL]
til terry kath band chigaco's last words were" worry .. look , clip even it" - putting pistol temple pulling trigger.
til patsy cline offered car ride back nashville singer dottie west. cline refused , telling west ," worry , hoss. time go , time. " patsy cline died plane crash
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen well , there's sodium dasani , could little salty. there's probably semen protein water drink it! got electrolytes.
til 4 us states completely banned billboards til 4 states banned them. taking rest guys long? we're resource-rich tourist destinations
til henry ford invent assembly line. invented ransom e. olds ( oldsmobile ).
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen brit 100 % sure think use word. ' spunk spunk ' used mean enthusiasm energy , typically referring quality person.
til prohibition , people used get prescriptions ' medical ' wine alcohol , like today weed.
til clippy unpopular time , part windows xp's marketing making people aware could disable him.
til one ever seen echidna ejaculate. sir , seen enough sonic hedge hog fan art. google" [ first name ] hedgehog. " by" ," mean" dont. " first name extremely unusual , 4 living people know it. 3 father grandfather.
til band chumbawamba , mainly known ubiquitous hit" tubthumping" , actually politically charged anarcho-punk band advised fans steal music chain stores.
til japanese kamikaze pilots allowed return find suitable target. one pilot shot ninth return. * shrugs *" odds , amarite? " * shot dead *
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax ha , sallie mae thing reason. think know , navient. * ahem * xfiniti cough * spectrum * cough yeah really suck cox. spectrum , pay $ 55 / mo 250/25 bandwidth caps. pretty much everyone talk worse speeds higher price.
til 1986 , beer drinking goat elected mayor small town texas , usa
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. dolphin without hands? dolphin penises prehensile. like tentacles. take moment think that. til i'm never swimming ocean again.
til russia's economy ( $ 1.3 ) 69 % size italy's economy ( $ 1.9 ).
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity. meanwhile , i'm starting think selling kidney i'm broke .. funny say recently research organ markets. illegal sell organs you. s. , despite economically efficient solution organ shortage. good alternative would make motorcycles dirt cheap.
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. everyone freaking : seal extinct. fact well listed as" least concern" - - furthest category from" extinct" . uneducated , furthest category extinct still extinction spectrum , every animal fit spectrum. like category field mice? edit : thanks answers guys!
til anne heche drove desert , hiked stranger's house , took shower , announced local sherrifs god going take everyone back heaven spaceship
til brig. gen. otis howard right arm amputated wounded battle , fellow union brig. gen. philip kearny ( lost left arm american-mexican war ) later remarked ," general , buy
til monty python's , always look bright side life played pa system end every iron maiden concert.
til america's first female mayor elected 1887. group men nominated joke , 60 percent vote. 4chan 1887?
til you. state texas roughly 10 % larger france almost twice large germany.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " wanna hear michael caine impression? ' ello , name michael caine.
til directing jurassic park , spielberg saw cgi t. rex , said stop motion animator phil tippett ," job ," tippett replied ," mean extinct? ". spielberg later incorporated dialogue " ahahahaha good one .. get set. " * tippett stop motions set. *
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. dog still alive? isn't. probably dispose body. is. turning 18 june. sure celebrate registering vote! heard trump lost dog vote 17-0 makes sense since clinton dogs photographed giving head pats .. trump never pet ever.
til former french president flix faure , died getting bj office
giroud scored 26 goals france. 19 friendlies.
til harlan ellison wrote hugo award winning short story" mouth , must scream" single night. made changes first draft.
til bruce willis agreed guest star friends losing bet his" whole nine yards" co-star mathew perry. played jennifer aniston's love interest 3 episode arc emmy performance. donated acting fee five
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time * know of.
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging r / accidentalpun that's great sub , thanks roping in! loop. puns tight! ! #do get it? noose tight. still get it.
til terry kath band chigaco's last words were" worry .. look , clip even it" - putting pistol temple pulling trigger.
til governor len small illinois acquitted embezzlement , eight jurors made decision received state jobs
til term checkmate , according barnhart etymological dictionary , alteration persian phrase" shh mt" ( ) means , literally ," king helpless" word ( mta ) still exists pashto , means destroyed. matar spanish means kill.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen well , there's sodium dasani , could little salty. there's probably semen protein water drink it! got electrolytes.
til jfk prescribed use rocking chair ease back pain , enjoyed much would give rocking chairs gifts friends , family , heads state.
til picture severed japanese head tank turret published life magazine february 1 , 1943 , generated less protest letters image mistreated cat issue.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging i've heard" ~ ~ hung ~ ~ hanged neck dead" many times never thought anything it. cool. cool cool cool. edit : til correct time say hanged referring killing person
til indiana jones changed image archaeology. ' raiders lost ark ' ( 1981 ) , people imagined archaeologist weak , older person needs rescuing. stereotype male ivy league professor /
til postal code north pole h0h 0h0 reference santa
til siege , mongols catapulted corpses infected plague city walls infect inhabitants.
til siege , mongols catapulted corpses infected plague city walls infect inhabitants.
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league
til carrie fisher got copy star wars holiday special george lucas ( exchange recording dvd commentary star wars ) showed parties ' mainly end night want people leave. '
til greek mythology zeus thought earth overpopulated trojan war instigated depopulate earth.
til dogs laugh. make laugh-like sounds tickled playing , sounds positive effect puppies hearing them.
.. throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank surroundings. imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " " nested simulations would taxing systems. we'll make physically impossible. "" how? "" i'm sure , we'll make something like speed light. " " let's make sure control passage time. problem solved. "
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. many confused. answer homeowner's insurance likely umbrella coverage. insurance clearly covered acts caused residents household. result , victims could sue parents actually get damages. homeowners insurance include? yep , umbrella policy. one added mine. $ 1 million covers pretty much anything around $ 300 / year. whats funny teenager moves it'll drop $ 120 / year!
vinyl fact #672 - peter gabriel wanted close his" so" album with" eyes" due heavy bass line subsequent inner groove distortion.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. gotta make sexy eat. hips nips. make sexy! gonna get higher ^ ^ ^ higher edit : humble post pushed 20,00 karma threshold three * whole years * lame posts. thank , taking higher ^ ^ ^ higher [ guys mind pcp? ] ( [URL] )
til australian funnel web spiders accidentally toxic given fact venom appears fairly harmless many animals except primates primates native australia.
til creed bratton office played real life creed bratton , former member 1960s band grass roots
til vietnam war 30,00 american draft dodgers fled canada , number canadians volunteered fight
til steve jobs took acid , said" taking lsd profound experience , one important things life" would seem there's wide range experiences lsd. since often dark enough thoughts nightmares terrifying , i'd definitely rather risk it. smart. know thyself truly know thyself afraid taking lsd truly know lsd would definitely afraid taking lsd. good-time party drug folks. exactly jobs described , profound experience. definitely fear almost like fear god.
til william hung , known famous american idol audition , 73rd generation descendant confucius
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. remember pudding eating bm yesterday .. " .. pudding eating , going sue" said trey parker. probably heard took scene post. .. eat then? ?? cowboy ass
til astronaut sunita williams first person run marathon space , finishing 4 hours 24 minutes treadmill aboard international space station.
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. dairy industry done impressive things years. food pyramid designed specifically encourage milk cheese consumption help struggling dairy farmers. wait. telling nutritional information .. official nutritional information government uses strictly scientifical? oh honey goes top triangle. bee lobby really powerful.
til cali cartel murdered many people dumped bodies cauca river local municipality eventually bankrupt cost recovering corpses conducting autopsies.
til male dolphins sometimes masturbate wrapping live eel around penis
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers.
til kimi raikkonen two points away winning 2003 drivers championship winning one race entire season
til name hotmail chosen contains html , originally styled hotmail.
til ian anderson , frontman rock band jethro tull , adopted flute realized would never be" good eric clapton" electric guitar.
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league calling - bayern stumble group stages champions league get third , fall europa league , we'll make annual trip allianz round 32.
til medal honor recipient thomas baker asked left behind japanese counter attack saipan due wounded. asked 1 pistol 8 bullets. returning us army found corpse 8 dead japanese. asked bullets.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly
storyline chronological order ridley scott's alien prequels goes" prometheus , awakening , covenant" . awakening screenplay already written along elizabeth shaw david 8 featured it.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death die beating grizzly fistfight i'd regret fuck die champion
til prison warden loved retired , 100 inmates pooled together money throw party.
til carl jung sigmund freud met first time , talked thirteen hours straight
til enough water lake superior flood entire landmasses north south america depth 1 foot. contains 3 quadrillion gallons fresh water. good thing take care great lakes keep clean pollutants / - michigander
til o. j. simpson's 1995 verdict announcement murder , long-distance calls declined 58 % , trading new york stock exchange decreased 41 % , water usage decreased , estimated $
til movie lord war , production team rented 300 real sa vz. 58 rifles stand ak 47s cheaper prop guns.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " gene hackman asked starred superman said" give 2 million reasons why" particularly great reasons , taken together , become impossible refuse. wait minute , superman good though! ! f..! !! ?? superman iv however i've never heard this" superman iv" .. low budget movie terrible plot bad acting? / almost sarcasm try pretend idea never came like idea nicholas cage considered superman role.
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters. german. til kill shelters. too. shelter kill doggos? bc underfunded. either killed , literally looks like concentration camp. got funding , could no-kill shelters. us no-kill shelters.
til kimi raikkonen two points away winning 2003 drivers championship winning one race entire season
til grizzly bears feared respected native americans hunting required company 4 10 warriors done preparation ceremoniality intertribal warfare. * * til 2008 sleuth 30 bears besieged platinum mining compound olyotorsky district northern kamchatka. two guards killed prevented workers leaving homes * * article! oh god , they're organizing. never thought would read" bears besieged" sentence
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels. human equivalent figuring jerk conditioner shampoo?
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" really fucking picture , ops fault come reddit find advert. want bars wall [ think it? ] ( [URL] ) im trouble locating large breasted woman. _oo_ / | | /
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. til anti-vaxers trying save economy. sacrificing children. people's children compromised immune systems. adults behind booster shots.
til brendan fraser pays $ 900,00 year alimony ex-wife afton smith. got separated 2008 ..
til siege , mongols catapulted corpses infected plague city walls infect inhabitants.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. evaded secret service managed make whitehouse grounds whilst underwear. someone shat brick night. either none whitehouse security team balls man handle russian premier back indoors , yeltsin drunk af embarrassing russia problem , choke holding head state diplomatic incident
til single asteroid , named hebe , origin 40 % meteorites hit earth.
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time * know of. yea , like half animals ocean specific breeding grounds. right , necessarily mean they're capable communicating location distance breeding grounds members species - something ants , bees , ravens humans do.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" things never change.
til prisoners female-only concentration camp ravensbruck purposefully sewed socks thin heels toes german soldier's feet would get sore. " mein fuhrer , advance halted" " ze enemy oppose us? "" nein , mein fuhrer , ze soldiers complaining zat zair feet hurt refuse carry on" may sound simple remember socks supposed get * russian winter *. probably lot people giving credit for. sores left untended long get pretty bad. reason lt. dan made big deal fresh dry socks marching in.
til male swiss citizen , roger federer compulsorily required serve armed forces. however , 2003 , despite already become tennis pro , deemed ' unfit ' back problem , relieved
til last words serial killer peter krten were" tell .. head chopped , still able hear , least moment , sound blood gushing stump neck? would pleasure end pleasures. " hear sound blood gushing stump neck , would ejaculate? r / nocontext r / evenwithcontext finally proper use. ejaculate?
til jerry seinfeld dated 17 - year-old girl 39 years old.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand"
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league actually find el interesting comp. teams every year. refreshing tourny lot different ' big ' teams every year , bar sevilla they're interesting honestly believe champo league good gets terms quality football oh 100 % , terms excitement variety el. variety? yes. excitement? debateable. cl exciting moments football life. they're great tbh i'm glad el getting attention days. fair enough! may getting bit carried away. never forget 2005
til gowanus canal brooklyn , nyc polluted unidentifiable new forms microbiological life arisen sludge
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. astounds story ," smithsonian expedition leave least two seals male female least give fighting chance beat extinction? " can't save species two individuals ; much inbreeding.
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. amazingly , every guns n roses band member appetite destruction still alive. motley too? like f..? none hold candle ozzy. he's actually donating body science dies figure lived drugs alcohol. prince darkness , whatever want. another ( formerly ) insanely alcohol addled" prince darkness" still alive form alice cooper. maybe consider possibility made deal devil
til theoretical physicist max planck told get field physics professor because" field , almost everything already discovered. " anyway originated quantum theory revolutionized field.
til pepsi's progressive president 1940s led marketing campaign put african americans positive light , cornering untapped market taking advantage coca-cola's hesitance hire black workers.
til actor martin sheen arrested total 66 times protesting acts civil disobedience - recently 2007 trespassing nevada nuclear test facility. imagine could president like character west wing .. american politics much closer house cards moment west wing read dc insiders find veep realistic portrayal jobs.
warriors 5 team captains ( curry , kd , klay , dray iggy ) 15 players. one third roster made captains
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. oh , sorry , thought america
til george foreman originally paid 40 % profits endorsing george foreman grill. peak grill's sales , making 4.5 million dollars month. garage sales still awash things. almost bad shake weight , nutri bullet , soda stream. except grills awesome. always wondered made good burgers.
til jerry seinfeld dated 17 - year-old girl 39 years old.
til male chicks born egg farms , considered useless. thus , disposed , grinding alive.
til that" elephants capable swimmers. recorded swimming six hours without touching bottom , travelled far 48 km ( 30 mi ) stretch speeds 2.1 km / h ( 1 mph
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. nope. take phrase. > jack jill went hill , jack tripped jill. resulted lawsuit. becomes jajwuth 42ofjtbtbj98trial! # wait share how'd kno let's hope website hashes user data effectively. otherwise idiot uses passw 0rd password might get data stolen. reddit censor password comment it? lapislazulirule 34 work?
til - edison died nikola tesla wrote negative obituary nyt - made fun hygiene work ethic know history two makes sense almost amazing people aware tesla-edison history. edit : documentaries besides comic oatmeal posted. jesus people , comment something original. sadly can't clam know much , know edison fucked tesla general shit lots great documentaries show life depth. like prestige?
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly like high school history stuff , anyway. covered either ap euro world , american semi confidently say particular event really talked american high school.
til : denver international airport , largest us , one half times size manhattan
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film.
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged league ~ ~ light ~ ~ little 5.5 km. 20,00 would 110,00 km. earth measures 12,750 km across equator. go 20,00 leagues deep , would end 17.6 thousand leagues space. according wikipedia verne used paris league 4km , 80 00km total.
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. amazingly , every guns n roses band member appetite destruction still alive. motley too? like f..? none hold candle ozzy. he's actually donating body science dies figure lived drugs alcohol. prince darkness , whatever want. another ( formerly ) insanely alcohol addled" prince darkness" still alive form alice cooper. maybe consider possibility made deal devil
til japanese oil tanker captain fell cactus santa barbra oil field , provoking laughter local workers. 5 years later returned imperial japanese navy sub made first mainland shelling us oil
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. [ chart elon's life ] ( [URL] ) fucking hell i'm useless. dad gave 28,00 dollars bet could come something
til matthew mcconaughey replaced owen wilson ' tropic thunder ' wilson's battle depression attempt suicide overdosing slitting wrists
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" kinda want one now. would love sample beer like back then. like everything else ancient history , probably 100 times shittier used
til aboriginal canadian version lacrosse , team consisted 100 100 men , played 1600ft 100ft long field lasted sunrise sundown two three days straight. symbolic alternative war.
til schrdinger believe possibility cat simultaneously dead alive. thought experiment meant criticize absurdity existing view quantum mechanics.
til almost albums , lenny kravitz sang songs , everything else : played guitar , bass , drums , percussions produced himself.
til battle 1797 , british admiral horatio nelson badly wounded right arm. came surgeon said ," sooner better ," within half hour amputation returned command forces.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. hence term" irony" * another made fact brought reddit * get made-up facts r / politics!
til battle 1797 , british admiral horatio nelson badly wounded right arm. came surgeon said ," sooner better ," within half hour amputation returned command forces.
til three four longest recorded sniper kills canadians
til table beer served belgian schools 1980s. proposed re-introduce low alcohol beer ( < 1.5 % abv ) schools healthier alternative softdrinks.
almost half voters expect brexit talks conclude successfully , poll suggests
til nikola tesla able integral calculus head , leading teachers believe cheating.
til common heart shape ( :heart_suit: ) quite possibly based seed used birth control ancient times.
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. * 1905 , companies merged become nestl anglo-swiss condensed milk company , retaining name 1947. * good decision shorten nestl. dunno , think shortened anglo-swiss condensed milk company. roles tongue , know. anglo milk sounds dirty
til orthodox jews prohibited walking past motion sensor turn light sabbath.
til 1983 , caddies masters tournament black. due clubs tradition.
til emperor caracalla visited alexandria , greeted satires insults. responded massacring city's citizens pillaging afterwards.
til kangaroos fart burp. instead , methane converted acetate , used generate energy
til since humans became aware mortality roughly 150,00 years ago , developed one mechanism dealing existential anxiety accompanies : denial.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. [ chart elon's life ] ( [URL] )
til 4 us states completely banned billboards
til penn jillette said interview big part penn & teller's success longevity due never close friends
til single helmet air force's new f - 35 fighter costs $ 400,00
manchester united equalled record draws single premier league season
til tyrannosaurus arms 1 meter long heavily muscled , biceps capable lifting several hundred pounds alone. appear small weak relative rest body.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen brit 100 % sure think use word. ' spunk spunk ' spunky! ! excited , energetic , etc. " full spunk" means" full energy" although even you. s. undertones.
til paul revere actually shouted" regulars coming out" , not" british coming" , since massachusetts colonists still considered british citizens time.
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. went become one evil morally deprived corporations existence ..
til hairy frog known the" wolverine frog" thought intentionally break toe bones force sharp" claws" flesh means defence.
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. [ business casual video nestle ] ( [URL] ) , good watch. [ graphic shown video's intro ] ( [URL] ) illuminating.
til ford actually base decision ford pinto estimated legal costs lawsuits. myth given new life fight club. * devalues friends family even * must find friends first devalue buy friends $ 1.2 million shit i'll friend 10 dollars listen sing?
til report found , every $ 1 invested us national park service , american public receives $ 4 economic value.
til george foreman originally paid 40 % profits endorsing george foreman grill. peak grill's sales , making 4.5 million dollars month. garage sales still awash things. almost bad shake weight , nutri bullet , soda stream. except grills awesome. always wondered made good burgers.
til armadillos genus dasypus ( ones found us ) give birth four genetically identical young split embryo ; i. e. always identical quadruplets ; known vertebrate animals exhibit this" polyembryony"
til mexicans highest average annual hours worked world
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. * 1905 , companies merged become nestl anglo-swiss condensed milk company , retaining name 1947. * good decision shorten nestl. dunno , think shortened anglo-swiss condensed milk company. roles tongue , know. anglo milk sounds dirty
til gino bartali - champion italian cyclist. wwii , cycled italy carrying messages italian resistance. even smuggled jews wagon secret compartment telling people part training.
til oj simpson's father well-known drag queen sf area died aids 1986.
til common heart shape ( :heart_suit: ) quite possibly based seed used birth control ancient times.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly like high school history stuff , anyway. covered either ap euro world , american semi confidently say particular event really talked american high school.
til classic pc game" baldur's gate" developed , alongside engine , 18 months team 60 people never worked video game before.
til roseanne barr hit car age 16 , hood ornament went brain skull. behavior changed radically institutionalized eight months utah state hospital , baby , gave adoption.
til james cameron supposed make spider man film 1990s leonardo dicaprio spider man & arnold schwarzenegger doctor octopus
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. holy shit , exactly came say. nuke too? implications comment massively scary. mean , many people would willingly stay sub deep underwater cramp / pressurized tube breathing recycled air. bunch dudes age 25 .. shenanigans pretty fucked , understand.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us well , there's sodium dasani , could little salty.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging always wondered , thought hanged , probably sentenced death , the" dead" part implied , since put death. guess good loophole end , though!
.. jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank surroundings. imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " " nested simulations would taxing systems. we'll make physically impossible. "" how? "" i'm sure , we'll make something like speed light. "
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. dolphin without hands? dolphin penises prehensile. like tentacles. take moment think that. til i'm never swimming ocean again.
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. i'd rather face service roll anyway follow me. nicki minaj often like pizza chinese buffet. see , respect , i'm feeling moment. saying want stick dick chinese buffet? saying don't? i'm sure buffet handle bring table
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels. human equivalent figuring jerk conditioner shampoo? wait jerk conditioner? i'll right back five minutes. what's taking long?
til brig. gen. otis howard right arm amputated wounded battle , fellow union brig. gen. philip kearny ( lost left arm american-mexican war ) later remarked ," general , buy
til communism killed people regime type. killed holocaust japanese war crimes combined. colonialist capitalism even come close.
til male swiss citizen , roger federer compulsorily required serve armed forces. however , 2003 , despite already become tennis pro , deemed ' unfit ' back problem , relieved
til 1983 , caddies masters tournament black. due clubs tradition. * indeed , club co-founder clifford roberts reputed said ," long i'm alive , golfers white , caddies black. " * prediction probably turned correct well killed 3rd hole 1977 yes correct
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged
til clippy unpopular time , part windows xp's marketing making people aware could disable him.
til double-blind study published nature showed experienced astrologers better determining people psychological traits based location stars birth someone randomly guessing them. need double blind study tell matters divination imagined fantasies.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. job's belief alternative medicine surprising. one point fruitarian believed fruitarians bo , bathe. iirc ashton kutcher tried replicate diet stop due development pancreatic issues. movie role?
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind. driving newer car awful people walking / biking front you. either honk look like inpatient asshole tread behind pissing drivers behind you. need add button activates speaker projects forward smooth spoken word gospel album performed musk medium volume. look next model joking , really need polite version horn. like ," woo-hoo , i'm behind you! "
til 1975 , physicist kip thorne bet stephen hawking one year issues penthouse magazine black holes exist. thorne won.
til name tyrone irish county tyrone
til battle 1797 , british admiral horatio nelson badly wounded right arm. came surgeon said ," sooner better ," within half hour amputation returned command forces.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly like high school history stuff , anyway. covered either ap euro world , american semi confidently say particular event really talked american high school.
til name hotmail chosen contains html , originally styled hotmail. growing think html abbreviation hotmail , guess worked.
til crowned eagle , known bird confirmed viewing humans prey
til reindeer one mammals see uv light , allowing see lichen , polar bears snow , urine trails people get cataract surgery eyes also report seeing you. v purple haze grocery story scanners you. v sources. see growing old bad haha edit * wow comment went crazy! i've read , we're capable seeing uv light lens protects blocks it. uv light damages vision , problem short-lived animals we're short-lived. lenses darkens time? get damaged uv? babies see world brightly aged people? sort of. uv light causes oxidization lens time causes yellow yes , cataracts. wear sunglasses even cloudy days. wear sunglasses night.
til height pokmon go , number players tried sneaking highly classified military explosives plant virginia charizard reportedly located inside arsenal.
til 360 kilogrammes lunar soil samples brought back apollo missions rusted corroding vacuum bottle seals exposed water oxygen earth's atmosphere.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death die beating grizzly fistfight i'd regret fuck
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us americans say" got lot spunk kid" . said you. k would arrested. maybe 1940s .. gal's got moxie! look well takes spunk!
til steve jobs took acid , said" taking lsd profound experience , one important things life" would seem there's wide range experiences lsd. since often dark enough thoughts nightmares terrifying , i'd definitely rather risk it. smart. know thyself truly know thyself afraid taking lsd truly know lsd would definitely afraid taking lsd. good-time party drug folks. exactly jobs described , profound experience. definitely fear almost like fear god.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. job's belief alternative medicine surprising. one point fruitarian believed fruitarians bo , bathe. iirc ashton kutcher tried replicate diet stop due development pancreatic issues. movie role?
til galveston , texas ruled french pirates 1816 1821
til jupiter's center gravity sun outside sun's surface. technically , mutual orbit around , around point extremely close sun.
til gary webb , reporter san jose mercury news first broke story cia involvement cocaine trade , found dead with" two gunshot wounds head. " death , 2004 , ruled cia bad news. whether dealing drugs , providing children pedophiles , assassinating foreign heads state , acts completely without moral compass.
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero. " fantastic four movie mistake" ~ stan lee * probably *
til sam kinison killed drunk driver crossed median hit sam's vehicle head on. according friend , looked unharmed , began speaking one , saying" want die. " ," why? "
til english word cereal derived ' ceres ' , roman goddess harvest agriculture.
students avoid making eye contact could guilty racism , oxford university says
til creed bratton office played real life creed bratton , former member 1960s band grass roots
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. " boris yeltsin first words you. s. president clinton upon meeting 1995 , think o. j. it? " guy like relaxed uncle. relaxed drank fifth vodka every day like old russian proverb :" everything's okay enough vodka"
til william hung , known famous american idol audition , 73rd generation descendant confucius
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. reminded ted talk one shooter's mother did. however , page crashing now. , reddit thread that? ted tedx? what's difference?
til shaka zulu's mother died 1827 , 7,00 people executed being" insufficiently grief-stricken" . cows also slaughtered young calves would" know feels like lose mother. "
til - wwi , king albert belgium personally led defense germans , queen served nurse , son enlisted infanty.
til 1984 mcdonalds offered free big macs , fries , coke gold silver bronze olympics. year soviet union boycotted us olympics therefore us got many medals expected became huge failure
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind. driving newer car awful people walking / biking front you. either honk look like inpatient asshole tread behind pissing drivers behind you.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " particularly great reasons , taken together , become impossible refuse. wait minute , superman good though! ! f..! !! ?? superman iv however i've never heard this" superman iv" .. low budget movie terrible plot bad acting? / almost sarcasm try pretend idea never came like idea nicholas cage considered superman role. budget superman n64 believe remember grandparents buying [ game ] ( [URL] ) excited end week threw fucking trash
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes
audrey hepburn's first starring role ' roman holiday ' ( 1953 ). gregory peck insisted hepburn's name appear film's title font large :" got change she'll big star i'll look
til maned wolf's urine smells much like marijuana caused police rotterdam zoo go hunt cannabis smokers
til nikola tesla able integral calculus head , leading teachers believe cheating.
til colt 45 malt liquors former slogan was" works every time"
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold
til queen elizabeth ii trained mechanic. learned skills wwii ( 1945 ) part auxiliary territorial service.
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged
til michael jackson would requested wine served diet coke cans flights , want kids see drinking alcohol. thinking frank reynolds came original idea.
til butane canisters manufactured exclusively south korea. exception single manufacturer houston texas.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. yep , umbrella policy. one added mine. $ 1 million covers pretty much anything around $ 300 / year. whats funny teenager moves it'll drop $ 120 / year! homeowner without kids : umbrella f-ing cheap stupid it. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. episode 30 rock , character pete hornberger never overachieves avoid getting promoted head. pete underrated character. cared juust enough much. girlfriend recently mentioned watching 30 rock again. pay attention pete thoroughly convinced glue holds show together. one favorite parts 30 rock pete gets jack agree give per diem gas , situation , jack agree. " yes! hornberger! "
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. hell * * can't remember solution tasks three years. barely remember password internet webpages. google ask want remember password wait see password entered right one. legitimately changed password twice one day i'm bad remembering them. i'm 63 character password ibetitsjustastringofwordssothatitseasytorememberorsomenonsense.
til east st. louis higher murder rate honduras , country highest murder rate world
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. worried purity drugs? visit nearest police station illegal drugs tested - free charge! i'm pick free boat
til tic tacs mainly made sugar allowed labelled zero sugar per serving despite sugar due weight.
til classic pc game" baldur's gate" developed , alongside engine , 18 months team 60 people never worked video game before.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. actual source wiki link book ' silk roads ' peter frankopan.
til two time medal honor recipient major general smedley butler wrote :" spent time high class muscle man big business , wall street bankers. short , racketeer , gangster capitalism.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. months sea probably care ship's integrity compromised .. " well guys looks like we're gonna stay fix boat. darn. " captain ; got bad news lads. ship literally falling apart stay .. sailors : woohoo! captain : .. nails .. sailors : mutiny! " rape pillage get nails back go home! "
til pepsi one first advertise directly african-americans , advertisements 1940s portraying as" self-confident middle-class citizens" , well hiring all-black sales team promote pepsi around country.
til america's first female mayor elected 1887. group men nominated joke , 60 percent vote. much 2010 ' money? [ $ 24.80 ] ( [URL] ) somehow 24.80 seems insulting dollar. dollar clearly insult 24 bucks change calculated accurate representation feel did. town mayor fined 1 buck ( country's currency ). never got promotion that. thought funny teacher explained ammount show , important thing fined. promotes mayor laughing loud. given job , elected
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind. space race byproduct developing icbms .. spacex merely clever front future top time post / r / prorevenge ..
til woman started mothers day usa wished never started day commercialism behind got control
til chicken nugget invented cornell university food science professor , published results academically instead patenting them.
til credit card" chip" technology ( aka emv ) rolled us almost 25 years old damn. they'll probably phase europe soon far know already begun talking that. sure replacing nfc. denmark new cards contact-less. use pin purchases 30 $. brit seems strange me. uk card machines accept pin amount , contactless works payments 30.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. " boris yeltsin first words you. s. president clinton upon meeting 1995 , think o. j. it? " guy like relaxed uncle.
niki lauda makes 1,200 , 00 year monetising forehead.
naked crackhead slaps houston cop , predictable results ensue. handled high level professionalism.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen brit 100 % sure think use word. ' spunk spunk ' spunky! ! excited , energetic , etc. " full spunk" means" full energy" although even you. s. undertones.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. oh , sorry , thought america
til matthew mcconaughey replaced owen wilson ' tropic thunder ' wilson's battle depression attempt suicide overdosing slitting wrists
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league actually find el interesting comp. teams every year. refreshing tourny lot different ' big ' teams every year , bar sevilla they're interesting honestly believe champo league good gets terms quality football oh 100 % , terms excitement variety el. variety? yes. excitement? debateable. cl exciting moments football life. they're great tbh i'm glad el getting attention days. fair enough! may getting bit carried away. never forget 2005
til mae jemison , first female african-american astronaut , inspired apply nasa star trek character , lieutenant uhura. jemison later went make cameo appearance star trek : next generation.
til hydrogen peroxide , commonly used treat wounds , cause scarring inhibit wound healing.
til mtv's" clone high" cartoon cancelled people india conducted massive hunger strike googling maxim article depicting gandhi , coming across cartoon , featured gandhi character.
til head injuries common pennyfarthing bicycles riders would put feet handlebar going downhill would thrown feet-first instead head-first.
til average , genetic similarity two humans 99.9 %. 2 3 times genetic diversity within wild chimpanzee population , entire human gene pool.
til fat duck , michellin three-star restaurant england , employs forty-two chefs. one customer.
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity. " synthesized uric acid , sold $ 25,00 build house it. warlock mars , bitch" - william shatner charlie sheen roast. actual quote? watch roast charlie sheen. says something sorts. shatner amazing , really really funny.
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. there's message somewhere promoting someone higher responsibilities based past experience based qualifications. morale story get candidates interviews. want someone slept job either. morale story low. maybe get booze story , might raise morale.
til kyoto , former capital japan , means" capital city" tokyo means" eastern capital" voted hard burned temple
til singer peanut butter jelly time passed away eleven-hour standoff police even snoop dogg brother-in-law tried convince surrender.
til response a" catastrophic emergency ," united states government suspended replaced single , combined branch" coordinated" president , indefinitely. i'm flashbacks star wars prequels
til italy installation bidet bathroom mandatory since 1975
til : denver international airport , largest us , one half times size manhattan
.. jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank surroundings. imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " " nested simulations would taxing systems. we'll make physically impossible. "" how? "" i'm sure , we'll make something like speed light. "
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. father 4 , 1 16 year old girl ; confirm kids best hit teens , blow half shared data plan 8 days think know every fucking thing. edit : data oh god feel pain brother. 17 19 wrote many time day hear" understand" i'd need nasas budget count all.
til judd apatow watched movie" true romance" idea floyd , beloved stoner character played brad pitt , finally leaving apartment getting chased bad guys. idea ended becoming" pineapple express" .
til medal honor recipient thomas baker asked left behind japanese counter attack saipan due wounded. asked 1 pistol 8 bullets. returning us army found corpse 8 dead japanese. asked bullets.
til toronto underground arcology , network underground tunnels possible live without needing venture outside
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels. human equivalent figuring jerk conditioner shampoo?
til steve-o clown graduated ringling brothers barnum & bailey clown college
til : abercrombie & fitch used sell outdoor goods camping gear guns , main store shooting range.
til beanie babies , height popularity , accounted 10 % ebay traffic collectors insured purchases thousands dollars.
.. service would not. scum ball company ( evidence former customer ) way support again. must nice. comcast monopoly entire city outside satellite providers. wanna spend 100 bucks cable internet? ok fine get any. get internet * * cable less $ 100? witchcraft this? signed , canadian comes like 110 believe , pay bill get paid ; that's basic cable mind internet caps like 4mb / dl want say? state sanctioned robbery. $ 110? ? month? ! even afford starbucks? ? point others far worse ( looking everyone world feasible access internet way shape form ). sound like entitled brat. seriously ,
til tyrannosaurus arms 1 meter long heavily muscled , biceps capable lifting several hundred pounds alone. appear small weak relative rest body.
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged jules verne treasury kid , illustrations always blew away. think they're woodcuts? [URL]
til reindeer one mammals see uv light , allowing see lichen , polar bears snow , urine trails also helps guide santa's sleigh christmas eve! need bitch ass rudolph.
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. mean , angel , likes customers? business owners thrive them.
til abusing alcohol drugs better half life , iconic jazz singer billie holiday swindled earnings died 70 cents ( us $ 6 2016 dollars ) bank.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. remember pudding eating bm yesterday .. " .. pudding eating , going sue" said trey parker. probably heard took scene post. .. eat then? ?? cowboy ass
til term checkmate , according barnhart etymological dictionary , alteration persian phrase" shh mt" ( ) means , literally ," king helpless" word ( mta ) still exists pashto , means destroyed. matar spanish means kill.
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time right , necessarily mean they're capable communicating location distance breeding grounds members species - something ants , bees , ravens humans do. dolphins? whales matter. octopus friend avocado?
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance holy shit , exactly came say. nuke too? implications comment massively scary. mean , many people would willingly stay sub deep underwater cramp / pressurized tube breathing recycled air.
til siege , mongols catapulted corpses infected plague city walls infect inhabitants.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. many confused. answer homeowner's insurance likely umbrella coverage. insurance clearly covered acts caused residents household. result , victims could sue parents actually get damages.
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. [ business casual video nestle ] ( [URL] ) , good watch. [ graphic shown video's intro ] ( [URL] ) illuminating.
til grizzly bears feared respected native americans hunting required company 4 10 warriors done preparation ceremoniality intertribal warfare. without firearms , fuckers unbelievably monstrous. arrows? spears? fuck. that. noise.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " gene hackman asked starred superman said" give 2 million reasons why" particularly great reasons , taken together , become impossible refuse. wait minute , superman good though! ! f..! !! ?? superman iv however i've never heard this" superman iv" .. low budget movie terrible plot bad acting? / almost sarcasm try pretend idea never came like idea nicholas cage considered superman role. i've honestly never seen old superman series. what's bad iv?
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " [ removed ]
til : country madagascar got name marco polo mistakenly thought landed mogadishu , somalia misspelled name city
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. everyone wants solve overpopulation problem , want die. both. live kids , even stick 1 kid. 2 kids ( per woman ) still causes population decrease every person able children. [URL]
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. * soup meal. soup sandwich - - that's meal!
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. homeowner without kids : umbrella f-ing cheap stupid it. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club.
til single helmet air force's new f - 35 fighter costs $ 400,00
til dueling , common two male giraffes sex eachother. interactions males found frequent heterosexual coupling
til humans ' closest relative , bonobos , peaceful female-run society sex used resolve conflict. they" make love , war. "
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly shame people learned mistakes pre-ww 2 germany.
til thalidomide , infamous morning sickness drug caused severe birth defects , never approved use us single reviewer fda think tested enough , resisted industry pressure approve drug anyway.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind. " prius silent 5 mph , really deserves win"
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. thing think weapons used. unsecured. edit : information , apparently straw purchased guns wrong. think" bowling columbine" info , bullying guns. shooters bought weapons themselves. take parents guns. got girl class buy weapons , underage time. ever legal action , result cooperation investigation charges filed her.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. worried purity drugs? visit nearest police station illegal drugs tested - free charge! i'm pick free boat could boat , could * * * mystery box * * *.
til vietnam war 30,00 american draft dodgers fled canada , number canadians volunteered fight
til two time medal honor recipient major general smedley butler wrote :" spent time high class muscle man big business , wall street bankers. short , racketeer , gangster capitalism.
til 1986 interview , jackie gleason said considered suing hanna-barbera flintstones copy honeymooners , passed lawyers cautioned ," want known guy yanked fred flintstone air? ".
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. [ removed ]
til writing staff futurama held 3 ph. d. , seven master's degrees , cumulatively 50 years harvard university. series writer patric m. verrone stated ," easily overeducated cartoon writers history"
til william shatner recorded wake call played space shuttle discovery crew last day docked iss. saying" space , final frontier. voyages space shuttle discovery. 30 - year mission : .."
til former newspaper editor sun , kelvin mackenzie , published story alleging elton john voiceboxes guard dogs removed. proven wrong reporter went round check dogs barked him.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. oh fucking * god * , poor guy. blame slightest. like usbekestani gold put borat version anthem?
til historians believe fate christianity hinged battle tours arab invasion force defeated frankish force present-day france , preventing spread islam western europe preserving christianity religion europe.
til death steve irwin , speculated series revenge killings , least ten stingrays found dead mutilated coast queensland strangest case misplaced rage i've ever seen.
til male chicks born egg farms , considered useless. thus , disposed , grinding alive. faint heart. [ ns ] ( [URL] ) | [ fw ] ( [URL] )
til siege , mongols catapulted corpses infected plague city walls infect inhabitants.
til alec guinness agreed appear star wars negotiated deal doubled initial salary offer , guaranteed publicity film , would awarded 2.25 % gross royalties paid george lucas
til sitting bull touring buffalo bill's wild west show , impressed annie oakley's shooting abilities charmed character gave name" little sure shot" symbolically adopted daughter. sounds suspiciously like something a" wild west show" promoter would come with. welcome like 85 percent us history " greatest country world" . founded genocide slavery. yup , checks out.
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold even huge fan simpsons , would taken money. fun look unrealistic cartoon everybody everything yellow pink ridiculous looking. real life , much. also , moving middle nowhere nevada? thanks , 75 grand please. like 15 minutes strip las vegas. exactly middle nowhere. like las vegas , got nice desert look at. dunno really know place buy house like 75k
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " particularly great reasons , taken together , become impossible refuse. wait minute , superman good though! ! f..! !! ?? superman iv however i've never heard this" superman iv" .. low budget movie terrible plot bad acting? / almost sarcasm try pretend idea never came like idea nicholas cage considered superman role. budget superman n64 believe remember grandparents buying [ game ] ( [URL] ) excited end week threw fucking trash
til rodney mullen considered the" godfather" modern street skating. he's credited inventing 37 tricks including flatground ollie , kickflip , heelflip , 360 flip.
til plato distinguished gymnast wrestler , well known wrestling prowess.
til term checkmate , according barnhart etymological dictionary , alteration persian phrase" shh mt" ( ) means , literally ," king helpless"
til world premiere blazing saddles took place drive-in theater burbank , ca 200 guests watched film horseback.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly like high school history stuff , anyway.
til term checkmate , according barnhart etymological dictionary , alteration persian phrase" shh mt" ( ) means , literally ," king helpless"
til every part dandelion edible. leaves buds eaten greens , flowers made wine , roots roasted ground make" coffee. "
til british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old. " british pound" kinda sounds like sex move.
til inuits really term means eskimo brother :" aipak" , or" me" , describing positive relationship someone slept wife.
til ohio issues" scarlet letter plates" people given limited driving privileges convicted dui. realize states dui plates. also heroin plates ohio , they're light blue say" kentucky" top.
students avoid making eye contact could guilty racism , oxford university says
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. hell * * can't remember solution tasks three years.
til credit card" chip" technology ( aka emv ) rolled us almost 25 years old yeah , went england years ago , everyone chips. one kid market register thought card super advanced american chip. america behind lots stuff .. windows capability 500 years ago example. [ look this. ] ( [URL] ) wait wait wait .. thought everyone uses windows like that. americans don't?
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. episode 30 rock , character pete hornberger never overachieves avoid getting promoted head. pete underrated character. cared juust enough much. girlfriend recently mentioned watching 30 rock again. pay attention pete thoroughly convinced glue holds show together. one favorite parts 30 rock pete gets jack agree give per diem gas , situation , jack agree. " yes! hornberger! "
til two time medal honor recipient major general smedley butler wrote :" spent time high class muscle man big business , wall street bankers. short , racketeer , gangster capitalism.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. people right actually asking government take away more. " let spy. i've got nothing hide" * sigh *
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. kind genius really evil - let people dissenters come , give secret police holiday. hope kind trick works though.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. many confused. answer homeowner's insurance likely umbrella coverage. insurance clearly covered acts caused residents household. result , victims could sue parents actually get damages. homeowners insurance include? yep , umbrella policy. one added mine. $ 1 million covers pretty much anything around $ 300 / year. whats funny teenager moves it'll drop $ 120 / year! policies make litigation targets.
til george foreman originally paid 40 % profits endorsing george foreman grill. peak grill's sales , making 4.5 million dollars month. garage sales still awash things. almost bad shake weight , nutri bullet , soda stream. except grills awesome. always wondered made good burgers.
til theoretical physicist max planck told get field physics professor because" field , almost everything already discovered. " anyway originated quantum theory revolutionized field.
til australian prime minister named harold holt served 1966 1967. one day , office , went swim disappeared without trace.
til 1950 ' , marines accidentally ordered hundreds crates tootsie rolls instead mortar rounds.
vinyl fact #672 - peter gabriel wanted close his" so" album with" eyes" due heavy bass line subsequent inner groove distortion.
til donald duck loved scandinavian countries sweden make illegal vote political elections. 2005 norway 1/4 total population read donald duck magazine , and" donaldism" became thing. confirm. norwegian. tons comics. teenagers even adults read them. they're cutesy childish traditional disney stuff. fascinating decendents vikings donald duck magazine collectors. us never vikings. norsemen , yes , raiders. anime manga big there? e. g. one punch man , attack titans , dragon ball super
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly like high school history stuff , anyway. covered either ap euro world , american semi confidently say particular event really talked american high school.
til penn jillette said interview big part penn & teller's success longevity due never close friends
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. * 1905 , companies merged become nestl anglo-swiss condensed milk company , retaining name 1947. * good decision shorten nestl. dunno , think shortened anglo-swiss condensed milk company. roles tongue , know. anglo milk
til wwii british spies posed fake charity groups hand special monopoly games allied prisoners war. games compasses , maps , real money , useful tools escaping. part story never understand nazis give shit prisoners? would allow delivery first place? exactly known humanitarian concerns.
til colonel david stirling , founder sas , personally strangled 41 men.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. thought * fruit * would cure cancer.
til ian anderson , frontman rock band jethro tull , adopted flute realized would never be" good eric clapton" electric guitar.
til penn jillette penn teller painted finger nails red joke response mother telling get manicure people would looking hands , always keeps one finger nail painted red memory mother. read jillette's book god , no! , parts family life really compelling , eg. late parents , led seeing sister die old age younger age. he's quite complicated person. edit guy slightly older sister think might fuck much mom dying , mean kind expect see parents die seeing sibling die nowhere close must painful sister died 18 7. shit fucks life.
til penn jillette penn teller painted finger nails red joke response mother telling get manicure people would looking hands , always keeps one finger nail painted red memory mother. he's cool dude celebrity speaks anti-vaccine nonsense alright book. see feel like. people want abortions people want vaccines. what's difference?
til medal honor recipient thomas baker asked left behind japanese counter attack saipan due wounded. asked 1 pistol 8 bullets. returning us army found corpse 8 dead japanese. asked bullets. plot twist : may * asked * eight bullets , received * three * bullets low ammo. killed three people two bullets , two people one bullet?
til gary webb , reporter san jose mercury news first broke story cia involvement cocaine trade , found dead with" two gunshot wounds head. " death , 2004 , ruled kill 8 years story came out? impossible blow side face first gunshot taking another shot finish job.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. episode 30 rock , character pete hornberger never overachieves avoid getting promoted head.
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con
til the" demon core ' , 6.2 kg subcritical mass plutonium briefly went critical two separate experiments , killing two members manhattan project
til quetzalcoatl got drunk slept sister , quetzalpetlatl. upon waking next day , realized , stone box built , laid , set fire. zeus could've learned things guy oedipus plucked eyes found did. way every attempt tell story stage colossal disaster.
til : british used concentration camps commit genocide kenya 1950 ' s.
til jesus actor jim caviezel struck lightning whilst filming passion christ
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. australia may hundreds unique species poisonous everything , americas mighty raccoon. hail mighty trash panda! ahh , bin chicken! [URL]
til slipknot's third album contains almost zero profanity response critics said vocalist corey taylor relied swearing lyrics
til colic mean baby fussy cries lot. baby colic cry least three hours straight , three days week , three weeks row. one sure cause
til colic mean baby fussy cries lot. baby colic cry least three hours straight , three days week , three weeks row. one sure cause
til paul revere actually shouted" regulars coming out" , not" british coming" , since massachusetts colonists still considered british citizens time.
til since humans became aware mortality roughly 150,00 years ago , developed one mechanism dealing existential anxiety accompanies : denial.
til battle spotsylvania general sedgwick , saw men ducking cover exclaimed" dodging like this? hit elephant distance. " last words shot killed right finished sentence
.. cocaine addiction hidden family eight years. claims kept addiction well-hidden eventually ," .. books [ started ] show while. ' misery ' book cocaine. annie wilkes cocaine. number-one fan. take adderall every day reason , reason relationships feel * stronger * well. couple days , adderall makes antisocial point want tell everyone know fuck take even adderall smoke bongs day alone. adderall weed nice , end smoking soo much i'm adderall. want try adderall stuff listen people. adderall type drug meth , quite strong. easy become addicted hard body leads insomnia rough" come down" high.
til 1950 ' , marines accidentally ordered hundreds crates tootsie rolls instead mortar rounds.
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. say find job love , never work day life. little tougher happen love smoking drinking whiskey , done.
.." , guitarist angus young said" need play [ album ] backwards , never hid [ messages ]. we'd call album highway hell , right front them. " favorite angus quote :" people saying acdc released album 8 times. say them? "" that's bullshit! we've released album 9 times" enjoy quote gets repeated ever increasing numbers switched .. ya , original quote was" people saying ac / dc released album 9 times , say them? " that's bullshit released album 10 times" laughing loud. google quote .. > i'm sick tired people saying put 11 albums sound exactly same. fact , we've put 12 albums sound exactly same. i'm sorry , [ here's actually video clip saying ] ( [URL] )
til queen elizabeth ii trained mechanic. learned skills wwii ( 1945 ) part auxiliary territorial service.
til henley called paramedics home november 21 , 1980 , 16 - year-old girl found naked claiming overdosed quaaludes cocaine. henley got away contributing delinquency minor charge $ 2,500 fine.
til japanese kamikaze pilots allowed return find suitable target. one pilot shot ninth return. wonder ever change mind made break it. much place make break for. americans / british would certainly shoot attempted land somewhere. guess could bail , know given chutes. that's true ditched swam around would've picked up. shot like buffalo. course , i'd assume they'd taken prisoner practical defenders. easy ditch without parachute though? chutes , hard all.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. * soup meal. soup sandwich - - that's meal! maybe crushed crackers soup
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero.
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. dunno , think shortened anglo-swiss condensed milk company. roles tongue , know. anglo milk sounds dirty contrary superior purest white milk buy , produced master race anglo aryan mountain cows. [ disturbingly relevant ] ( [URL] )
til double-blind study published nature showed experienced astrologers better determining people psychological traits based location stars birth someone randomly guessing them. need double blind study tell matters divination imagined fantasies.
til near-extinction bison hunting 1800s gain food , restrict american indians ' dominant food supply ; herds shot trains left rot died
til debuting 1979 one-time , 13 - part series ," old house" one earliest home improvement shows. initially controversial among building contractors , cast afraid giving away secrets building trades.
til that" video killed radio star" best selling record australia 27 years.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. raccoon hacked bank america account transferred money checking offshore account cayman islands. raccoon stole 20 dollars? pff. look mr. rich guy $ 20 bank account. pff. look moneybags bank account. pff. lk mnbgs vr hr , wt hs fnc xpnsv vwls.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " gene hackman asked starred superman said" give 2 million reasons why" particularly great reasons , taken together , become impossible refuse. wait minute , superman good though! ! f..! !! ?? superman iv however i've never heard this" superman iv" .. low budget movie terrible plot bad acting? / almost sarcasm try pretend idea never came like idea nicholas cage considered superman role.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging fishwife hanged murdering illegitimate infant shortly birth. long long ago , especially evidenced roman empire , infanticide often even considered crime baby six months old. guess lived wrong era. [URL]
bruce willis rejected early script of" die hard vengeance" titled" troubleshooter ," fighting terrorists cruise line. " troubleshooter" later repurposed into" speed 2 : cruise control. "
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. thread r / sex yesterday using microscope form contraception. that's how. wait .. can't say link explain need know [URL] people condoms? feel good. makes sex less fun. folk say make difference straight lying themselves.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. til $ 14 million budget , major hollywood actors , major hollywood filmmaker , film company owned comcast , qualify independent filmmaking. edit. great. top comment snide remark. rip previous
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity. " synthesized uric acid , sold $ 25,00 build house it. warlock mars , bitch" - william shatner charlie sheen roast. actual quote? watch roast charlie sheen. says something sorts. shatner amazing , really really funny. also kind dick , accounts
til : approximately 10,00 attended funeral hawaiian musician , israel kamakawiwoole.
til west germany fully decriminalised homosexual acts males 1994 criminal law needed reconciliation law east germany , decriminalised since 1968
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza.
til nobody owners really know owns ikea. parts owned multiple shell corporations , many stores technically owned non-profit charitable organization thus pay taxes income.
til 1959 , you. s. postal service successfully shipped mail using cruise missile , delivering cargo new jersey florida 22 minutes
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. something something getting nailed seamen loose hips sink ships. would still stick with" loose lips" , different set.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. til anti-vaxers trying save economy. til pro universal healthcare people destroying economy. think patriotic leaders trying withdraw healthcare 20-30 million americans? killing everyone much easier increasing wages benefits.
til lurleen wallace could seek appropriate treatment cancer husband , alabama segregationist george wallace , kept secret four years due fact wanted become governor alabama. died year office.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. raccoon hacked bank america account transferred money checking offshore account cayman islands. raccoon stole 20 dollars? pff. look mr. rich guy $ 20 bank account. pff. look moneybags bank account. pff. lk mnbgs vr hr , wt hs fnc xpnsv vwls.
til last words serial killer peter krten were" tell .. head chopped , still able hear , least moment , sound blood gushing stump neck? would pleasure end pleasures. " mean guy real jerk.
til : physical attractiveness found important factor enjoying date whether would sleep propositioned. important intelligence personality
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. actually worked called alternative medicine. would called medicine.
til galveston , texas ruled french pirates 1816 1821
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend.
til wasabi vapour effect similar smelling salts , property exploited create smoke alarms deaf.
til founder scientology , l. ron hubbard , commanded submarine wwii. performance was" substandard ," almost started war mexico ordering crew fire coronado islands.
students avoid making eye contact could guilty racism , oxford university says
til of" gish gallop" , fallacious debate tactic drowning opponent flood individually-weak arguments , opponent cannot possibly answer every falsehood real time. named after" duane gish" , prominent member creationist
til greek origin word" idiot" used mean someone participate politics public affairs
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us well , there's sodium dasani , could little salty.
til the" demon core ' , 6.2 kg subcritical mass plutonium briefly went critical two separate experiments , killing two members manhattan project
til thomas jefferson kept shetland sheep white house. attacked several people , killed small boy , eventually called" abominable animal" .
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. job's belief alternative medicine surprising. one point fruitarian believed fruitarians bo , bathe.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank move light annoying put reach? expect serious revenge he's still got bright light annoying him. cunts put reach. block light he's annoyed. clearly wants darkness. idk irks much does. totally agree. one intelligent animals earth compromise cover light .. germans :" zee light must stay on! octopoos cannot break zee rules. " zee octopus dangerous must deel vit it.
antonio conte would 4th italian manager win premier league. never english manager.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. kind genius really evil - let people dissenters come , give secret police holiday. hope kind trick works though. mao 60 years ago. , , work once. means works per generation people , no?
til uss johnston saluted japanese destroyer captain sinking , spending nearly 3 hours squaring 23 japanese ships , including 4 battleships , 8 cruisers 11 destroyers.
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. dairy industry done impressive things years. food pyramid designed specifically encourage milk cheese consumption help struggling dairy farmers. wait. telling nutritional information .. official nutritional information government uses strictly scientifical? oh honey goes top triangle. bee lobby really powerful.
til 1975 , physicist kip thorne bet stephen hawking one year issues penthouse magazine black holes exist. thorne won.
til death steve irwin , speculated series revenge killings , least ten stingrays found dead mutilated coast queensland
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. raccoon hacked bank america account transferred money checking offshore account cayman islands. raccoon stole 20 dollars? pff. look mr. rich guy $ 20 bank account. pff. look moneybags bank account. pff. lk mnbgs vr hr , wt hs fnc xpnsv vwls.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. hell * * can't remember solution tasks three years.
til ancient greece second toe longer big toe considered standard beauty. condition , today known greek foot , depicted many famous statues , michelangelo's david statue liberty.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. hence term" irony" * another made fact brought reddit * get made-up facts r / politics!
til directing jurassic park , spielberg saw cgi t. rex , said stop motion animator phil tippett ," job ," tippett replied ," mean extinct? ". spielberg later incorporated dialogue here's example [ go motion ] ( [URL] ) rex tippet experimenting movie : [URL] decision use cgi. looked better expected. still made right call though. cgi jurassic park still realistic looking film despite 25 years old. groundbreaking 6 year old released blew mind mad dinosaurs ( jeff goldblum ) ever since.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " well sounds like slavery steps.
til ferrari monaco since schumacher 2001!
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging r / accidentalpun that's great sub , thanks roping in! loop. puns tight! ! #do get it? noose tight. still get it.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. many confused. answer homeowner's insurance likely umbrella coverage. insurance clearly covered acts caused residents household. result , victims could sue parents actually get damages. homeowners insurance include? yep , umbrella policy. one added mine. $ 1 million covers pretty much anything around $ 300 / year. whats funny teenager moves it'll drop $ 120 / year! homeowner without kids : umbrella f-ing cheap stupid it.
til cuba maximum wage law due individuals cannot earn 20 you. s. dollars per month.
til frog swallows eggs , gives birth live frogs vomiting stomach
til pepsi one first advertise directly african-americans , advertisements 1940s portraying as" self-confident middle-class citizens" , well hiring all-black sales team promote pepsi around country.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out.
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged league ~ ~ light ~ ~ little 5.5 km. 20,00 would 110,00 km. earth measures 12,750 km across equator. go 20,00 leagues deep , would end 17.6 thousand leagues space. yeah always confused me. never seemed obvious distance travelled depth. depth fathoms , no?
til schrdinger believe possibility cat simultaneously dead alive. thought experiment meant criticize absurdity existing view quantum mechanics.
til lurleen wallace could seek appropriate treatment cancer husband , alabama segregationist george wallace , kept secret four years due fact wanted become governor alabama. died year office.
til wwii british spies posed fake charity groups hand special monopoly games allied prisoners war. games compasses , maps , real money , useful tools escaping.
til phil collins honorary member hip-hop group , bone thugs-n-harmony due international success single , home , collins featured. collin moniker group chrome bone.
til : original 1983 v miniseries inspired 1935 novel happen american fascists replaced alien occupying force make easier market.
til post-debacle interview caught lip syncing shows , one members milli vanilli defended saying ," [ milli vanilli ] working mcdonald's. would done? "
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con really got role , good her! dunno , really catwoman play sexually-charged game basketball children watching? loop one , what's context? edit : oh god [ apologize put through. ] ( [URL] )
til : british used concentration camps commit genocide kenya 1950 ' s.
.. british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old. feel like i'm taking crazy pills. op , coin showing front back. person verifying authenticity display front back plastic protective container? saw coin? like separating oreo cookie? oh , haha , no. held place [ plastic container called a" slab" ] ( [URL] ) coin collecting community. ok. i'm going od crazy pills here. slab holds coin. front ( heads ) separated back ( tails )? shown slab. two separate coins , sawn two? separated. fully intact coin. see side coin , literally turn slab around. wonder many pounds hooker cost 1200 years ago.
arsenal becomes winning team fa cup 13 wins.
til nikola tesla able integral calculus head , leading teachers believe cheating.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. hell * * can't remember solution tasks three years. barely remember password internet webpages. google ask want remember password wait see password entered right one. legitimately changed password twice one day i'm bad remembering them. i'm 63 character password
til ancient greece second toe longer big toe considered standard beauty. condition , today known greek foot , depicted many famous statues , michelangelo's david statue liberty.
til filming schindler's list , polish woman encountered ralph fiennes dressed nazi uniform told that" germans charming people. kill anybody deserve it. "
til actors played brother sister on" dexter" began dating , fell love , got engaged , got married , got divorced , continuing play brother sister tv.
til darth vader father luke skywalker real name anakin skywalker
til international data code switzerland ch , stands confoederatio helvetica , latin name country. switzerland chose code avoid favouring four official languages.
til gary webb , reporter san jose mercury news first broke story cia involvement cocaine trade , found dead with" two gunshot wounds head. " death , 2004 , ruled pool water lead investigators pursue ice gun theory. mythbusters shot one really trust mythbusters one. think there's lot things possible advanced enough technology really tested mythbusters. cia actually has" ice bullets" , think mythbusters could recreate it. what's point bullets? simply stab people want kill? leaves wound bullet too. forensics match blade wounds. ice bullet never traced back source time found water.
til credit card" chip" technology ( aka emv ) rolled us almost 25 years old damn. they'll probably phase europe soon far know already begun talking that. sure replacing nfc. denmark new cards contact-less. use pin purchases 30 $. brit seems strange me. uk card machines accept pin amount , contactless works payments 30.
til sitting bull touring buffalo bill's wild west show , impressed annie oakley's shooting abilities charmed character gave name" little sure shot" symbolically adopted daughter. sounds suspiciously like something a" wild west show" promoter would come with. welcome like 85 percent us history " greatest country world" . founded genocide slavery. yup , checks out. countries participated genocide. difficult name country history participated genocide one way another.
til genghis khan tengrist , religiously tolerant interested learning philosophical moral lessons religions. consulted buddhist monks , muslims , christian missionaries , taoist monk qiu chuji. discriminate , would wipe entire populations regardless religious affiliation.
til 2007 , new parking garage germany ended two parking bays peculiar shape required complicated parking maneuver order park there. officials declared men's parking spaces discourage unskilled drivers attempting maneuver.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. seinfeld taught many lessons. one favorite remember courtesy wave. never double dip. re-gift eat peas one time. eat snickers bar knife fork.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. promising career killed track 1971. buried flag record mexican national anthem. well plan least. record badly scratched replaced new copy mexican hat dance.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. many confused. answer homeowner's insurance likely umbrella coverage. insurance clearly covered acts caused residents household. result , victims could sue parents actually get damages. homeowners insurance include? yep , umbrella policy. one added mine. $ 1 million covers pretty much anything around $ 300 / year. whats funny teenager moves it'll drop $ 120 / year! policies make litigation targets.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. homeowner without kids : umbrella f-ing cheap stupid it. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club.
til simultaneous releases antz bug's life due jeffrey katzenberg denied position president disney , stealing idea start dreamworks.
til iconic opening sound used law order known as" clang" amalgamation nearly dozen sounds , including actual gavel , jail door slamming , five hundred japanese monks walking across hardwood
til medal honor recipient thomas baker asked left behind japanese counter attack saipan due wounded. asked 1 pistol 8 bullets. returning us army found corpse 8 dead japanese. asked bullets. could war right he'd enough. always ask infinite wishes. noob 8.00 k / d? noob numbers.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death regret bone-itis
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged well writer. best words. tremendous writer " sad" bigly
til population czech republic traditionally irreligious long time. ever since 1600 ' , czech people described as" tolerant even indifferent towards religion" .
til drummer police composed spyro dragon soundtrack
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death regret bone-itis
til carl sagan wanted include" comes sun" message aliens , record company scared extraterrestrial copyright infringement.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes method acting. helicopters middle earth. really got character. lot work die 1st movie trilogy. watch extended. watching brormir faramir actually act together amazing makes miss boromir instead despising trying take ring
til seinfeld episode" revenge" based experience screenwriter larry david , quit job saturday night live , felt made mistake reached home , returned following morning nothing happened.
til ferrari monaco since schumacher 2001!
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. * soup meal. soup sandwich - - that's meal!
til nobody owners really know owns ikea. parts owned multiple shell corporations , many stores technically owned non-profit charitable organization thus pay taxes income.
til colic mean baby fussy cries lot. baby colic cry least three hours straight , three days week , three weeks row. one sure cause
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" things never change.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels.
til michael jackson would requested wine served diet coke cans flights , want kids see drinking alcohol. always put heroin epipen. epi-pens intramuscular injections. heroin vascular.
til actor martin sheen arrested total 66 times protesting acts civil disobedience - recently 2007 trespassing nevada nuclear test facility. illusive man strikes martin sheen great pick character.
til people grow cities twice likely develop schizophrenia , even controlling drug use ethnicity.
til elvis presley entourage would rent roller skating rinks throw $ 15,00 worth fireworks wearing" air force jump-suits plus gloves , helmets , goggles. "
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. job's belief alternative medicine surprising. one point fruitarian believed fruitarians bo , bathe. iirc ashton kutcher tried replicate diet stop due development pancreatic issues. movie role?
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. til $ 14 million budget , major hollywood actors , major hollywood filmmaker , film company owned comcast , qualify independent filmmaking. edit. great. top comment snide remark. rip previous also think sp came gay cowboy idea. also recall pudding eating.
til 20th president james a. garfield ambidextrous versed greek latin. would sometimes entertain friends ask questions writing answers simultaneously latin greek using hands.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. also remember hearing china big homeless population worried optics shown exposed olympics .. sudden homeless problem. tell world solved homelessness sounds like could great lot people right? chinese way could _eliminate_ homelessness. low caust
til wil wheaton suffers generalized anxiety disorder chronic depression. supports mental health nonprofit organizations raising awareness conditions.
til penn jillette penn teller painted finger nails red joke response mother telling get manicure people would looking hands , always keeps one finger nail painted red memory mother. read jillette's book god , no! , parts family life really compelling , eg. late parents , led seeing sister die old age younger age. he's quite complicated person. edit guy slightly older sister think might fuck much mom dying , mean kind expect see parents die seeing sibling die nowhere close must painful sister died 18 7. shit fucks life.
til president jimmy carter placed peanut farm blind trust elected president. term ended , found badly mismanaged $ 1 million debt.
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches wait cockroaches bite? ?? worry , sleeping inside mouth. inside ear
til russia's economy ( $ 1.3 ) 69 % size italy's economy ( $ 1.9 ).
til double-blind study published nature showed experienced astrologers better determining people psychological traits based location stars birth someone randomly guessing them. need double blind study tell matters divination imagined fantasies.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " well sounds like slavery steps.
til victoria's secret founded man felt embarrassed buying lingerie wife. wanted store men could feel comfortable buying lingerie , however business model later became unprofitable company sold.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " wanna hear michael caine impression? ' ello , name michael caine.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. overdue another #purge! people could wrap stop shitting many kids cause they're bored.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. * soup meal.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " hear saying it. he's actually great actor. watch" cider house rules ," favourite ," quiet american. " he's british nicholas cage. wants actually try he's great , he's willing half-ass whatever nonsense want throw way , provided pay it. oh , that's really unfair. he's adenoidal , one. watch older films , 1960s era onwards. harry palmer , alfie , man would king , etc. much better actor cage
til report found , every $ 1 invested us national park service , american public receives $ 4 economic value.
arsenal becomes winning team fa cup 13 wins.
til jupiter's center gravity sun outside sun's surface. technically , mutual orbit around , around point extremely close sun. two people stood spot , one ran towards sun ran toward jupiter , would get incinerated time. know cant run space?
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. yeah , kids fine. teenagers hand .. i'm worried. two teenage girls calm collected think critically. however , 7 - year-old son showing signs think critically , care to. he's gonna expensive.
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged league ~ ~ light ~ ~ little 5.5 km. 20,00 would 110,00 km. earth measures 12,750 km across equator. go 20,00 leagues deep , would end 17.6 thousand leagues space. according wikipedia verne used paris league 4km , 80 00km total.
til davy crockett , congressman you. s. house representatives , opposed president andrew jackson's 1830 indian removal act member tennessee delegation vote it. six years later died defending alamo.
til soviet composer dmitri shostakovich obsessive regularly sent cards test well postal service working.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. " boris yeltsin first words you. s. president clinton upon meeting 1995 , think o. j. it? " guy like relaxed uncle.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. til anti-vaxers trying save economy. sacrificing children. people's children compromised immune systems. adults behind booster shots.
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. child , john markle , murdered entire family killing investigated fraud.
til richard shot crossbow , died summoned boy , assumed he'd executed. instead , forgave boy sent away 100 shillings. richard died , boy hanged.
til movie lord war , production team rented 300 real sa vz. 58 rifles stand ak 47s cheaper prop guns.
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold shit neighborhood 0 % chance working out?
til hitler asked 18 year old figure skater future actress vera ralston" would like skate swastika" , replied" i'd rather skate swastika"
bruce willis rejected early script of" die hard vengeance" titled" troubleshooter ," fighting terrorists cruise line. " troubleshooter" later repurposed into" speed 2 : cruise control. "
til terry kath band chigaco's last words were" worry .. look , clip even it" - putting pistol temple pulling trigger. that's always check chamber. also aim guns head pull trigger.
til offered role hannibal lecter , anthony hopkins quit hollywood go back england , feeling rest mediocre career would spent stage and" respectable bbc work. "
til michael jackson would requested wine served diet coke cans flights , want kids see drinking alcohol.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen brit 100 % sure think use word. ' spunk spunk ' used mean enthusiasm energy , typically referring quality person.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. kind genius really evil - let people dissenters come , give secret police holiday. hope kind trick works though. mao 60 years ago. , , work once. means works per generation people , no?
til death steve irwin , speculated series revenge killings , least ten stingrays found dead mutilated coast queensland
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes " * reason , parts play , like boromir ned stark , life online long afterwards. keep seeing - call - memes? " * - sean bean he's us. shit. we've discovered. everybody scatter! memes man? ! cops gonna find them! either flush ' em shove ' em ass , one , get sight! edit : f.. , i've never even watched rick morty. reference unintentional.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. nope. take phrase. > jack jill went hill , jack tripped jill. resulted lawsuit. becomes jajwuth 42ofjtbtbj98trial! # wait share how'd kno let's hope website hashes user data effectively. otherwise idiot uses passw 0rd password might get data stolen. reddit censor password comment it? lapislazulirule 34 work?
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. months sea probably care ship's integrity compromised ..
til nazis cleared minefields chasing captured civilians across , detonating explosives.
til population czech republic traditionally irreligious long time. ever since 1600 ' , czech people described as" tolerant even indifferent towards religion" .
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. yep , umbrella policy. one added mine. $ 1 million covers pretty much anything around $ 300 / year. whats funny teenager moves it'll drop $ 120 / year! homeowner without kids : umbrella f-ing cheap stupid it. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me.
til ford actually base decision ford pinto estimated legal costs lawsuits. myth given new life fight club.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence.
til kangaroos fart burp. instead , methane converted acetate , used generate energy
.. jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank surroundings. imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " " nested simulations would taxing systems. we'll make physically impossible. "" how? "" i'm sure , we'll make something like speed light. "
til review of" lulu" , collaboration metallica lou reed , chuck klosterman wrote :" red hot chili peppers acoustically covered 12 worst primus songs starbucks , would still ( slightly
til aztecs made swords embedded prismatic obsidian blades far sharper even high quality present day steel razor blades. bonus , obsidian brittle break bone , making injury much brutal. good also shattered spanish steel. fucking pay win dlc. op plz nerf. buy conquistador pack $ 19.99! enemy wont know smit them.
til george foreman originally paid 40 % profits endorsing george foreman grill. peak grill's sales , making 4.5 million dollars month. fiances mom got us one birthday. pretty good like cooking steaks skeptical_face
til international data code switzerland ch , stands confoederatio helvetica , latin name country. switzerland chose code avoid favouring four official languages.
til henry vii someone who's job wipe bottom him. called ' grooms stool ' henry vii 4 reign , knighted!
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly shame people learned mistakes pre-ww 2 germany.
til prohibition , people used get prescriptions ' medical ' wine alcohol , like today weed.
til : abercrombie & fitch used sell outdoor goods camping gear guns , main store shooting range.
til gary webb , reporter san jose mercury news first broke story cia involvement cocaine trade , found dead with" two gunshot wounds head. " death , 2004 , ruled kill 8 years story came out? impossible blow side face first gunshot taking another shot finish job.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" really fucking picture , ops fault come reddit find advert. want bars wall [ think it? ] ( [URL] )
til first barcode scanned pack juicy fruit troy , ohio june 26 , 1974. pack gum receipt display smithsonian institute.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. i'm uncomfortable , cant really explain ..
til george washington wooden teeth , set real teeth slaves
til death steve irwin , speculated series revenge killings , least ten stingrays found dead mutilated coast queensland that's literally last thing would wanted ..
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind. " prius silent 5 mph , really deserves win"
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers.
til one ever seen echidna ejaculate.
til tyrannosaurus arms 1 meter long heavily muscled , biceps capable lifting several hundred pounds alone. appear small weak relative rest body.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. relaxed drank fifth vodka every day sorry fifth? american always wondered. google maybe people know too. edit : thanks everyone , know international standard alcohol volumes ever thought would. fifth gallon. 75 cl. context people use cl instead l ml? never really see uk , rest europe see instead millilitres volumes drinks lot , 33cl 50cl opposed 330ml 500ml
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold even huge fan simpsons , would taken money. fun look unrealistic cartoon everybody everything yellow pink ridiculous looking. real life , much. also , moving middle nowhere nevada? thanks , 75 grand please. like 15 minutes strip las vegas. exactly middle nowhere. like las vegas , got nice desert look at. dunno really know place buy house like 75k
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. reminded ted talk one shooter's mother did. however , page crashing now. , reddit thread that? ted tedx? what's difference? tedx talks organized presented anyone , verification. occasionally leads misleading information / [ hilarity ] ( [URL] ).
til jfk prescribed use rocking chair ease back pain , enjoyed much would give rocking chairs gifts friends , family , heads state.
til death steve irwin , speculated series revenge killings , least ten stingrays found dead mutilated coast queensland that's literally last thing would wanted ..
til : 76 % known serial killers 20th century united states. key word is" known" countries catch acknowledge serial killers. russia bragged usa serial killers. truth never coordinated police force tie crimes together. like iran saying homosexuals.
til that" elephants capable swimmers. recorded swimming six hours without touching bottom , travelled far 48 km ( 30 mi ) stretch speeds 2.1 km / h ( 1 mph
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con really didn't" fend off" anyone. like freaked screamed. bull whip hand time. source : used good friend hers. used be? sense may story there. burns bridges friends use them. meet lot great people though. still friends them. sounds like classic narcissist. i'm saying dealings type , either them. there's middle ground. sith deals absolutes.
til vietnam war known vietnam american war
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes " * reason , parts play , like boromir ned stark , life online long afterwards. keep seeing - call - memes? " * - sean bean he's us. shit. we've discovered. everybody scatter! memes man? ! cops gonna find them! either flush ' em shove ' em ass , one , get sight! edit : f.. , i've never even watched rick morty. reference unintentional.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. that's giving someone promotion , need given added responsibilities gradually , prove competence. unsuccessful , transfer responsibilities someone else.
til actors played brother sister on" dexter" began dating , fell love , got engaged , got married , got divorced , continuing play brother sister tv. also entertain storyline thought interested ( adopted ) brother romantically. think post divorce , must've weird tbh , weird case. uncomfortable unnecessary plotline. plotlines dexter? season 4 show trash
til that" claw crane" games remotely set a" payout" limit , failure rate , essentially gambling" games" first place. fact , illegal canada except fairs.
til united airlines broke dave carroll's $ 4500 guitar refused pay wrote protest song. next 4 weeks united's stock price fell 10 % , costing stockholders $ 180 million.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging fishwife hanged murdering illegitimate infant shortly birth. well blame then. gave birth ungodly human / fish chimera would expect do? kill get's big. mean , makes sense me.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. eel ok afterwards? wondering.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. reminded ted talk one shooter's mother did. however , page crashing now. , reddit thread that? ted tedx? what's difference? tedx talks organized presented anyone , verification. occasionally leads misleading information / [ hilarity ] ( [URL] ).
til 2002 fake sequel harry potter appeared china title" harry potter bao zuolong. " book consists text jrr tolkien's hobbit names changed harry potter characters.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance army get promoted based fast run two miles. buddy mine great leadership capabilities got passed guy eats crayons run.
til france illegal deny holocaust happened.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. nope. take phrase. > jack jill went hill , jack tripped jill. resulted lawsuit. becomes jajwuth 42ofjtbtbj98trial! # wait share how'd kno let's hope website hashes user data effectively. otherwise idiot uses passw 0rd password might get data stolen. reddit censor password comment it? lapislazulirule 34 work?
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. actual source wiki link book ' silk roads ' peter frankopan.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind. driving newer car awful people walking / biking front you. either honk look like inpatient asshole tread behind pissing drivers behind you. need add button activates speaker projects forward smooth spoken word gospel album performed musk medium volume. look next model joking , really need polite version horn. like ," woo-hoo , i'm behind you! "
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. til anti-vaxers trying save economy. til pro universal healthcare people destroying economy. think patriotic leaders trying withdraw healthcare 20-30 million americans? killing everyone much easier increasing wages benefits.
til caduceus symbol mistakenly used many american medical companies actually associated thievery commerce , true medical symbol similar looking rod asclepius.
til mae jemison , first female african-american astronaut , inspired apply nasa star trek character , lieutenant uhura. jemison later went make cameo appearance star trek : next generation.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " gene hackman asked starred superman said" give 2 million reasons why" particularly great reasons , taken together , become impossible refuse. wait minute , superman good though! ! f..! !! ?? superman iv however i've never heard this" superman iv" .. low budget movie terrible plot bad acting? / almost sarcasm try pretend idea never came like idea nicholas cage considered superman role. budget superman n64 believe
til eleven cases blood alcohol content higher 1 % , poland holds five last one painful. every little tiny scratch scrape body soaked alcohol time. another note , may hold record cleanest person human history. hope fell asleep tub lay think get got progressively drunk. maybe thought she'd revolutionized alcohol consumption. didn't. i'll leave [ ] ( [URL] ) .. [ may seen informal version ] ( [URL] )
til hitler asked 18 year old figure skater future actress vera ralston" would like skate swastika" , replied" i'd rather skate swastika"
til drummer police composed spyro dragon soundtrack
til michael jackson's estate continues allocate 20 % posthumous earnings various charities , specified will.
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. uneducated , furthest category extinct still extinction spectrum , every animal fit spectrum. like category field mice? edit : thanks answers guys! i'm authority , humans listed as" least concern" . likely latter. really category beyond that. " excess" . people get ideas .. know people ideas .. worried someone might make sort .. [ modest proposal? ] ( [URL] )
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. thought * fruit * would cure cancer.
til average , genetic similarity two humans 99.9 %. 2 3 times genetic diversity within wild chimpanzee population , entire human gene pool.
til yreka , california , bakery operated 100 years called yreka bakery , formed palindrome. business closed gallery opened spot , named yrella gallery would also form palindrome.
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til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind.
til british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old. 1200 years old , here's [ king edward hammered silver penny ] ( [URL] ) , clocking least 710 years old. obverse : edw r angl dns hyb edward king
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. say find job love , never work day life. little tougher happen love smoking drinking whiskey , done. forget swallowing raw eggs. would raw eggs make voice rough? raw eggs would line throat could gargling harsh sounds without damaging vocal chords hurting throat. it'd like thick milkshake attempting extreme metal vocals.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets.
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. wow amazing work dairy lobby
til chrysler built 55 turbine-powered cars 1963-1964. could run fuel could burn oxygen , including perfume tequila , produced 130 horsepower. nine still exist.
since 1956 paris exclusively twinned rome -" paris worthy rome ; rome worthy paris. "
til grizzly bears feared respected native americans hunting required company 4 10 warriors done preparation ceremoniality intertribal warfare.
til actor martin sheen arrested total 66 times protesting acts civil disobedience - recently 2007 trespassing nevada nuclear test facility. imagine could president like character west wing .. american politics much closer house cards moment west wing read dc insiders find veep realistic portrayal jobs.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging r / accidentalpun that's great sub , thanks roping in! loop. puns tight! ! #do get it? noose tight. still get it.
til crowned eagle , known bird confirmed viewing humans prey
til : graphics company nvidia named latin ' invidia ' , means ' envy '. also reason use color green , in" green envy" .
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. duff used drink gallon vodka per day. ' cut back ' 10 bottles wine day. pancreas swelled size rugby ball told continued drinking would die soon. he's picture health ever earth possible? died? human body lot stronger one may think. drink 20 beers day ive never felt better! * explosive diarrhea intensifies *
til governor len small illinois acquitted embezzlement , eight jurors made decision received state jobs
til aztecs made swords embedded prismatic obsidian blades far sharper even high quality present day steel razor blades.
til lexus april fool's day joke , introduced" variable load coupling rear orientation ( v-lcro )" seats , technology attaches driver seat velcro allow aggressive turns. joke .. .. hmm .. one farts gotta lift butt
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" really fucking picture , ops fault come reddit find advert. want bars wall [ think it? ] ( [URL] )
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. barely remember password internet webpages. google ask want remember password wait see password entered right one. legitimately changed password twice one day i'm bad remembering them. i'm 63 character password ibetitsjustastringofwordssothatitseasytorememberorsomenonsense. nope. take phrase. > jack jill went hill , jack tripped jill. resulted lawsuit. becomes jajwuth 42ofjtbtbj98trial! #
til plato gave definition man as" featherless bipeds ," diogenes plucked chicken brought plato's academy , saying ," behold! i've brought man ," academy added" broad flat nails" definition.
til bill werbeniuk , big drinking canadian snooker player. drank 43 pints lager drinking contest scotsman eddie sinclair. sinclair passed following 42nd pint , werbeniuk reported say" i'm away bar
til 1983 , caddies masters tournament black. due clubs tradition.
til abusing alcohol drugs better half life , iconic jazz singer billie holiday swindled earnings died 70 cents ( us $ 6 2016 dollars ) bank.
til sandra bullock speaks fluent german , raised germany austria 12 years father worked you. s. army europe.
til programmers atari late 70s went ceo company asking royalties names included boxes , turned went formed company - - activision
til : samuel morse invented telegraph received letter wife's failing health .. she'd died.
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero. rip. passed away yesterday. actually believe you. went checked .. fuck. r. i. p.
til 360 kilogrammes lunar soil samples brought back apollo missions rusted corroding vacuum bottle seals exposed water oxygen earth's atmosphere.
til 4 us states completely banned billboards
til darth vader father luke skywalker real name anakin skywalker
til despite useful properties , dandelion grown regarded weed , result rise lawn culture marketing pesticide companies.
til jordan peele's" get out" made $ 252.4 million worldwide box office , 55 times production budget $ 4.5 million.
til american captives vietnam war would authenticate new prisoner's american identity tapping first five notes of" shave haircut" , cell wall , waiting appropriate response
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. one eyy .. guy fucks horses ever hear anything ginger boots fucking ostritch?
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. worried purity drugs? visit nearest police station illegal drugs tested - free charge!
til directing jurassic park , spielberg saw cgi t. rex , said stop motion animator phil tippett ," job ," tippett replied ," mean extinct? ". spielberg later incorporated dialogue here's example [ go motion ] ( [URL] ) rex tippet experimenting movie : [URL] decision use cgi. looked better expected. still made right call though. cgi jurassic park still realistic looking film despite 25 years old. groundbreaking 6 year old released blew mind mad dinosaurs ( jeff goldblum ) ever since.
til william shatner recorded wake call played space shuttle discovery crew last day docked iss. saying" space , final frontier. voyages space shuttle discovery. 30 - year mission : .."
til wwii british spies posed fake charity groups hand special monopoly games allied prisoners war. games compasses , maps , real money , useful tools escaping.
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. legitimately 1984 stuff right there.
til male dolphins sometimes masturbate wrapping live eel around penis
til nazis cleared minefields chasing captured civilians across , detonating explosives.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. australia may hundreds unique species poisonous everything , americas mighty raccoon. hail mighty trash panda! ahh , bin chicken! [URL]
til donald duck loved scandinavian countries sweden make illegal vote political elections. 2005 norway 1/4 total population read donald duck magazine , and" donaldism" became thing.
til cops died illness linked 9/11 perished day
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. raccoon hacked bank america account transferred money checking offshore account cayman islands.
til yreka , california , bakery operated 100 years called yreka bakery , formed palindrome. business closed gallery opened spot , named yrella gallery would also form palindrome. state motto california [ eureka! ] ( [URL] ) worth noting , yreka pronounced. wy-ree-kah.
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time * know of.
til nikola tesla able integral calculus head , leading teachers believe cheating.
til dave grohl know read sheet music writes music ear.
til three gorges dam china massive slowed rotation earth
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes " * reason , parts play , like boromir ned stark , life online long afterwards. keep seeing - call - memes? " * - sean bean he's us. shit. we've discovered. everybody scatter! memes man? ! cops gonna find them! either flush ' em shove ' em ass , one , get sight! edit : f.. , i've never even watched rick morty. reference unintentional.
almost half voters expect brexit talks conclude successfully , poll suggests
til aztecs made swords embedded prismatic obsidian blades far sharper even high quality present day steel razor blades. bonus , obsidian brittle break bone , making injury much brutal. good also shattered spanish steel. fucking pay win dlc. op plz nerf. buy conquistador pack $ 19.99! enemy wont know smit them.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. til $ 14 million budget , major hollywood actors , major hollywood filmmaker , film company owned comcast , qualify independent filmmaking. edit. great. top comment snide remark. rip previous also think sp came gay cowboy idea. also recall pudding eating. guess know lingo then.
til though thomas kinkade designed paintings , widely sold prints produced semi-industrial process prints factory produced manually touched low-level apprentices embellished prefabricated base.
til dogs laugh. make laugh-like sounds tickled playing , sounds positive effect puppies hearing them.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " gene hackman asked starred superman said" give 2 million reasons why" particularly great reasons , taken together , become impossible refuse. wait minute , superman good though! ! f..! !! ?? superman iv however i've never heard this" superman iv" .. low budget movie terrible plot bad acting? / almost sarcasm try pretend idea never came like idea nicholas cage considered superman role. i've honestly never seen old superman series. what's bad iv?
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen brit 100 % sure think use word. ' spunk spunk '
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " he's like actor take every script he's given yet remains highly respected still offered great roles. nic cage started ( he's oscar winner ) destroyed career.
til king ludwig mad built many weird impractical castles bavaria later inspired fairy tale castles walt disney parks.
til 4 us states completely banned billboards til 4 states banned them. taking rest guys long? we're resource-rich tourist destinations
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches wait cockroaches bite? ?? worry , sleeping inside mouth. inside ear since can't turn around inside ear canal , burrow deeper brain.
til actors played brother sister on" dexter" began dating , fell love , got engaged , got married , got divorced , continuing play brother sister tv. also entertain storyline thought interested ( adopted ) brother romantically. think post divorce , must've weird tbh , weird case. uncomfortable unnecessary plotline. plotlines dexter? season 4 show trash
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. .. realized like dogs alive 9/11 probably dead .. =[ oh yeah. also , remember comet full house? he's dead too. dog frasier died 2006.
til brendan fraser pays $ 900,00 year alimony ex-wife afton smith. got separated 2008 ..
til british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old. 1200 years old , here's [ king edward hammered silver penny ] ( [URL] ) , clocking least 710 years old. obverse : edw r angl dns hyb edward king
til giant panda chi chi sexually attracted humans refused attempts mating giant pandas. instead made full sexual self-presentation zookeepers.
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity.
til siege , mongols catapulted corpses infected plague city walls infect inhabitants.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. many confused. answer homeowner's insurance likely umbrella coverage. insurance clearly covered acts caused residents household. result , victims could sue parents actually get damages.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. " regret .. .. * boneitis *! "
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. " boris yeltsin first words you. s. president clinton upon meeting 1995 , think o. j. it? " guy like relaxed uncle. relaxed drank fifth vodka every day sorry fifth? american always wondered. google maybe people know too. edit : thanks everyone , know international standard alcohol volumes ever thought would. 750ml
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance holy shit , exactly came say. nuke too? implications comment massively scary. mean , many people would willingly stay sub deep underwater cramp / pressurized tube breathing recycled air.
til mike myers loosely based dr. evil character former snl boss lorne micheals. dr. evil's phrase" throw frickin ' bone , people ," supposedly something michaels said many times script
til infinity sign also called the" lemniscate"
til soviet composer dmitri shostakovich obsessive regularly sent cards test well postal service working.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" really fucking picture , ops fault come reddit find advert. want bars wall [ think it? ] ( [URL] ) im trouble locating large breasted woman.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " he's like actor take every script he's given yet remains highly respected still offered great roles. nic cage started ( he's oscar winner ) destroyed career. nic cage already peaked con air face / off. cannot top performances matter are. enjoyed matchstick men loathe nic cage , weatherman amazing movie. what's reasoning behind loathing him? even like he's bad dude. understand cage hate. like i'm mega fan , understand hate.
til vietnam war 800 murders attempted murders superior officers enlisted soldiers investigated. term ' fragging ' coined due popular use fragmentation grenades commit murders.
til inuits really term means eskimo brother :" aipak" , or" me" , describing positive relationship someone slept wife.
.. annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank surroundings. imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " " nested simulations would taxing systems. we'll make physically impossible. "" how? "" i'm sure , we'll make something like speed light. " came comments , left questioning life.
til day crew battleship uss texas intentionally flooded torpedo tube order cause 2 degree list , giving main guns enough extra elevation boost range & hit target mainland. " dude i'm telling , flood torpedo blister send one super far! it'll gnarly" afterward" laughing loud rekt" good game
til kyoto , former capital japan , means" capital city" tokyo means" eastern capital" voted hard burned temple
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. * soup meal.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. think got idea movie? ? 93.6 % hollywood films inspired eric cartman. study done yale , can't seem find link however .. " um .. okay , : adam sandler like love girl. turns girl actually golden retriever something. " that's plot always sunny episode , except rickety cricket instead adam sandler. hilarious episode way.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " hear saying it. he's actually great actor. watch" cider house rules ," favourite ," quiet american. " he's british nicholas cage. wants actually try he's great , he's willing half-ass whatever nonsense want throw way , provided pay it.
til star wars , yoda's unusual speaking style maintained estonian dubs movie , grammatically correct.
til classic pc game" baldur's gate" developed , alongside engine , 18 months team 60 people never worked video game before. still one best rpg games ever made. recently re-released ' enhanced edition ' even enjoyable play now. still worth playing first time today? would date mechanics frustrating. i'm considering enhanced edition sequel maybe ..
til battle 1797 , british admiral horatio nelson badly wounded right arm. came surgeon said ," sooner better ," within half hour amputation returned command forces.
til medal honor recipient thomas baker asked left behind japanese counter attack saipan due wounded. asked 1 pistol 8 bullets. returning us army found corpse 8 dead japanese.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen brit 100 % sure think use word. ' spunk spunk ' spunky! ! excited , energetic , etc. " full spunk" means" full energy" although even you. s. undertones.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand"
blizzard taking action players spam hero voice lines overwatch
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " he's like actor take every script he's given yet remains highly respected still offered great roles. nic cage started ( he's oscar winner ) destroyed career.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. job's belief alternative medicine surprising. one point fruitarian believed fruitarians bo , bathe. fruitarian thing ten days back see like. euphoric time , horrible bo. edit : wow , protip ladies gentleman : want draw world's nutritional experts onto reddit , make comment euphoric? side effect fruit diet? got details?
til 3 banana companies overthrew government honduras. wonder kind republic kind company that. important question , kind clothing would sell you?
til cali cartel murdered many people dumped bodies cauca river local municipality eventually bankrupt cost recovering corpses conducting autopsies.
til greek god fertility , never ending boner sacrificial animal ass. name gave rise medical term priapism - - prolonged erection
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. raccoon hacked bank america account transferred money checking offshore account cayman islands. raccoon stole 20 dollars?
til armadillos genus dasypus ( ones found us ) give birth four genetically identical young split embryo ; i. e. always identical quadruplets ; known vertebrate animals exhibit this" polyembryony"
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. sound like shill big children.
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches can't wrap head around scientology still thing. world we're connected , people support / part scientology really unaware insane shit associated it?
til day crew battleship uss texas intentionally flooded torpedo tube order cause 2 degree list , giving main guns enough extra elevation boost range & hit target mainland. wwii-era russian tanks often said happiest tanks world? barely gun depression laughing_face [ meanwhile america ] ( [URL] ) ( i'm like 50 % sure go little lower )
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen [ knew ] ( [URL] ) edit : seriously , [ knew ] ( [URL] ).
til us , ground floor called 1st floor inside buildings
til wilmer valderrama purchased vista cruiser used on" ' 70s show" $ 500 series ended. wonder many people figured name fes foreign exchange student name fes tho. i'm pretty sure never learnt name. mean , think eric , donna , hyde , kelso umm .. mila even knew.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. oh , poor eel! " what's .. .. oh! oh , god .. no! ah , fuck! no! again! goddammit! " [ relevant nsfw video ] ( [URL] )
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " well sounds like slavery steps.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. oh fucking * god * , poor guy. blame slightest. tell it! guy grand prix essentially mocked triumph. dunno , would love someone played" america , fuck yea" something equally stereotypical.
til screensavers designed save screens burn never displaying static image
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. aka american dream. boris politics anyway? true rock star story. thing missing mick jagger couple hookers.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes tbf helicopters scary fuck.
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. , got hired 15 times. that's positive. find insulting get hired 15 times takes almost year 700 applications get part time job.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. dwight right. need new plague! !! one make sick ..
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. raccoon hacked bank america account transferred money checking offshore account cayman islands. raccoon stole 20 dollars? pff. look mr. rich guy $ 20 bank account. pff. look moneybags bank account. pff. lk mnbgs vr hr , wt hs fnc xpnsv vwls.
til tic tacs mainly made sugar allowed labelled zero sugar per serving despite sugar due weight.
til response a" catastrophic emergency ," united states government suspended replaced single , combined branch" coordinated" president , indefinitely. senate
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. there's message somewhere promoting someone higher responsibilities based past experience based qualifications. morale story get candidates interviews. want someone slept job either. morale story low. maybe get booze story , might raise morale.
til three gorges dam china massive slowed rotation earth 60 nanoseconds nothing like 320 nanoseconds changed op's mom came world. actual photo [ born ] ( [URL] )
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. overdue another #purge! people could wrap stop shitting many kids cause they're bored. really understand people children. wife really stable jobs city good economy affordable housing yet kid huge economical decision .. one whim ; plan right time it.
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged league ~ ~ light ~ ~ little 5.5 km. 20,00 would 110,00 km. earth measures 12,750 km across equator. go 20,00 leagues deep , would end 17.6 thousand leagues space. yeah always confused me. never seemed obvious distance travelled depth. depth fathoms , no?
til steve-o clown graduated ringling brothers barnum & bailey clown college
storyline chronological order ridley scott's alien prequels goes" prometheus , awakening , covenant" . awakening screenplay already written along elizabeth shaw david 8 featured it.
til rms olympic , sister ship titanic , rammed u-boat sunk , making merchant ship world war sunk enemy vessel.
til teenage fry cook went college study marine science , art , went create spongebob squarepants.
til washington state originally called columbia thought may confused district columbia rejected.
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax ha , sallie mae thing reason. think know , navient.
til debuting 1979 one-time , 13 - part series ," old house" one earliest home improvement shows. initially controversial among building contractors , cast afraid giving away secrets building trades.
antonio conte would 4th italian manager win premier league. never english manager.
til ohio issues" scarlet letter plates" people given limited driving privileges convicted dui. realize states dui plates. also heroin plates ohio , they're light blue say" kentucky" top.
til north korean leader kim jong-il parodied film team america : world police ( 2004 ) , democratic people's republic korea asked czech republic ban film.
til wilmer valderrama purchased vista cruiser used on" ' 70s show" $ 500 series ended. thanks fez longer say" son bitch" without accent.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind.
til paul revere actually shouted" regulars coming out" , not" british coming" , since massachusetts colonists still considered british citizens time.
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged jules verne treasury kid , illustrations always blew away. think they're woodcuts? [URL] much wood would woodcutter cut woodcutter woodcut wood?
til since humans became aware mortality roughly 150,00 years ago , developed one mechanism dealing existential anxiety accompanies : denial.
til author goodnight moon ( margaret wise brown ) died 42 showing doctor healthy feeling. kicked leg , dislodging blood clot travelled heart killed her.
til aztec empire one first societies mandatory education children regardless gender rank.
til christianity , islam judaism worship abrahamic god. religious texts also feature many figures , histories places. jesus also muslim prophet.
til prohibition , people used get prescriptions ' medical ' wine alcohol , like today weed.
audrey hepburn's first starring role ' roman holiday ' ( 1953 ). gregory peck insisted hepburn's name appear film's title font large :" got change she'll big star i'll look gregory peck awesome dude. would appear knew up. gonna turn audrey hepburn love-in , talk wait dark. god damn love movie.
til jesus actor jim caviezel struck lightning whilst filming passion christ
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. 1. rent plane 2. bless rain clouds fly , turn local downfall holy water 3. secretly baptise everyone 4. ~ ~? ?? ~ ~ collect tithes 5. profit
til seinfeld episode" revenge" based experience screenwriter larry david , quit job saturday night live , felt made mistake reached home , returned following morning nothing happened.
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. trouble believing would good customer facing employee .. especially service role. i'd rather face service roll anyway follow me. nicki minaj often like pizza chinese buffet. see , respect , i'm feeling moment.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. " boris yeltsin first words you. s. president clinton upon meeting 1995 , think o. j. it? " guy like relaxed uncle.
til : nixon sent champagne note saying" justice ultimately prevails" mark felt pardoned reagan. 30 years later , revealed mark felt was" deep throat" helped bring watergate cover-up light. good ol ' days government held accountable actions edit : probably put / end this. think sarcasm came across. remember spying without warrant something concerned about? remember americans condemned torture barbaric shameful? 24 told ends justify means fine. [ jack bauer also told shoving bath towel someones throat remove stomach pulled out. ] ( [URL] )
til monty python's , always look bright side life played pa system end every iron maiden concert.
til double-blind study published nature showed experienced astrologers better determining people psychological traits based location stars birth someone randomly guessing them.
til single helmet air force's new f - 35 fighter costs $ 400,00
til snooker player ronnie o'sullivan accused disrespect opponent using opposite hand take shot. prove bringing game disrepute , played 3 frames left-hand former world championship runner-up , winning 3.
til 2013 study connecticut college revealed oreos might addictive cocaine
til japanese kamikaze pilots allowed return find suitable target. one pilot shot ninth return. * shrugs *" odds , amarite? " * shot dead * 1:1 1:1 suicide supreme tees friend
til world premiere blazing saddles took place drive-in theater burbank , ca 200 guests watched film horseback.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly want smile mean .. wanna talk , buddy? he's buddy , pal he's pal , friend. friend , guy.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. nothing .. mormons baptize die! baptize people listed phone book. grandmother use baptize neighborhood kids / babies kitchen sink watching summer. catholic want babies going purgatory / hell. grew catholic .. non-clergy even baptisms? sounds weird.
til - men 20s ejaculate often may impart protections prostate cancer later life.
til day crew battleship uss texas intentionally flooded torpedo tube order cause 2 degree list , giving main guns enough extra elevation boost range & hit target mainland.
til 2002 fake sequel harry potter appeared china title" harry potter bao zuolong. " book consists text jrr tolkien's hobbit names changed harry potter characters. similar case 2009 book called" dan brown's lost symbol" published ( actual" lost symbol" ) just" picture dorian gray" names changed dan brown characters. hey , least stealing quality literature. right back go publish next game throne sequel china switching names quixote characters.
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. amazingly , every guns n roses band member appetite destruction still alive. motley too? like f..? none hold candle ozzy. he's actually donating body science dies figure lived drugs alcohol.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. australia may hundreds unique species poisonous everything , americas mighty raccoon. hail mighty trash panda! ahh , bin chicken! [URL]
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. everyone freaking : seal extinct. fact well listed as" least concern" - - furthest category from" extinct" . uneducated , furthest category extinct still extinction spectrum , every animal fit spectrum. like category field mice? edit : thanks answers guys! i'm authority , humans listed as" least concern" . likely latter.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " surreal would see ai inside simulation begin talk simulation?
til lexus april fool's day joke , introduced" variable load coupling rear orientation ( v-lcro )" seats , technology attaches driver seat velcro allow aggressive turns. joke .. .. hmm .. one farts gotta lift butt
til george washington wooden teeth , set real teeth slaves
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. nothing .. mormons baptize die! baptize people listed phone book. grandmother use baptize neighborhood kids / babies kitchen sink watching summer. catholic want babies going purgatory / hell.
til - edison died nikola tesla wrote negative obituary nyt - made fun hygiene work ethic almost amazing people aware tesla-edison history. edit : documentaries besides comic oatmeal posted. jesus people , comment something original. sadly can't clam know much , know edison fucked tesla general shit lots great documentaries show life depth. like prestige? yep. sad people know tesla inventing teleportation.
til queen elizabeth ii trained mechanic. learned skills wwii ( 1945 ) part auxiliary territorial service.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" kinda want one now. would love sample beer like back then. like everything else ancient history , probably 100 times shittier used
til empire state building took little year construction complete ( 410 days twelve days ahead schedule ).
til : today's average teenagers know vastly milky way galaxies professional astronomers 100 years ago. reason average teenager seen naked people adult 100 years ago. 100 + years ago , naked people adults seen parents , siblings [ cousins ] ( [URL] )
til male chicks born egg farms , considered useless. thus , disposed , grinding alive. faint heart. [ ns ] ( [URL] ) | [ fw ] ( [URL] )
til agnes milowka , renowned cave diver filmed stunts movie sanctum. long filming scene movie extra air tank left behind order squeeze tight cave passage , died exact thing real
til debuting 1979 one-time , 13 - part series ," old house" one earliest home improvement shows. initially controversial among building contractors , cast afraid giving away secrets building trades.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. also remember hearing china big homeless population worried optics shown exposed olympics .. sudden homeless problem. tell world solved homelessness sounds like could great lot people right? chinese way could _eliminate_ homelessness. low caust
til sir isaac newton , master royal mint , personally went undercover bars taverns root rampant counterfeiting , high treason ( punishable hanged , drawn quartered ). successfully prosecuted 28
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. everyone wants solve overpopulation problem , want die. both. live kids , even stick 1 kid. that's china's trying achieve since 70s establishing one-child law. 2014 ( give take 2 years , bad memory ) changed 2 kids max. source : chinese always two-child law? would keep population constant , it? large parts population excempt law.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. father 4 , 1 16 year old girl ; confirm kids best hit teens , blow half shared data plan 8 days think know every fucking thing. edit : data
til hunkerin ' , fad 1950s america people would rest squatting position hours time even hold hunkerin ' competitions
niki lauda makes 1,200 , 00 year monetising forehead.
til peppers used tabasco sauce picked hand. pepper pickers compare color peppers small red stick ; colors match , peppers ripe used sauce production process.
til : abercrombie & fitch used sell outdoor goods camping gear guns , main store shooting range.
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. there's message somewhere promoting someone higher responsibilities based past experience based qualifications. morale story get candidates interviews. want someone slept job either. morale story low. maybe get booze story , might raise morale.
til postal code north pole h0h 0h0 reference santa
til william shatner recorded wake call played space shuttle discovery crew last day docked iss. saying" space , final frontier. voyages space shuttle discovery. 30 - year mission : .."
til post-debacle interview caught lip syncing shows , one members milli vanilli defended saying ," [ milli vanilli ] working mcdonald's. would done? "
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con really didn't" fend off" anyone. like freaked screamed. bull whip hand time. source : used good friend hers. used be? sense may story there. burns bridges friends use them. meet lot great people though. still friends them. sounds like classic narcissist. i'm saying dealings type , either them. there's middle ground. sith deals absolutes.
til : abercrombie & fitch used sell outdoor goods camping gear guns , main store shooting range.
til nintendo sued galoob prevent release nes cheating device , game genie ; legal battle followed. sega genesis version , sega allowed release , officially licensed it. nintendo long history liking mods. reddit loves nintendo much? common dislike mods? reddit mods surely worse game genies though.
til von trapp family , made famous sound music , lost fortune great depression , children's singing careers purely way earn livelihood.
til henry ford invent assembly line. invented ransom e. olds ( oldsmobile ).
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. 1. rent plane 2. bless rain clouds fly , turn local downfall holy water 3. secretly baptise everyone 4. ~ ~? ?? ~ ~ collect tithes 5. profit
til 1983 , caddies masters tournament black. due clubs tradition. * indeed , club co-founder clifford roberts reputed said ," long i'm alive , golfers white , caddies black. " * prediction probably turned correct well killed 3rd hole 1977 yes correct
til anne heche drove desert , hiked stranger's house , took shower , announced local sherrifs god going take everyone back heaven spaceship
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. child , john markle , murdered entire family killing investigated fraud.
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold shit neighborhood 0 % chance working out?
til nintendo sued galoob prevent release nes cheating device , game genie ; legal battle followed. sega genesis version , sega allowed release , officially licensed it.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. * soup meal. soup sandwich - - that's meal! , fucking not. anything , white person meal. mexico actually consider meals events spend time families , something eat breakroom white company work
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. australia may hundreds unique species poisonous everything , americas mighty raccoon. hail mighty trash panda! ahh , bin chicken! [URL]
til 1950 , myxoma virus ( type pox virus ) deliberately released rabbit population australia means population control , causing death 500 million rabbits
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years.
til matthew mcconaughey replaced owen wilson ' tropic thunder ' wilson's battle depression attempt suicide overdosing slitting wrists imagine last movie ever made & dupree. apparently that's exactly imagining , almost became self-fulfilling. makes * * * * depressed. owen wilson much better that. really think he's great actor .. everyone reddit seems think though
til woman started mothers day usa wished never started day commercialism behind got control
til filming schindler's list , polish woman encountered ralph fiennes dressed nazi uniform told that" germans charming people. kill anybody deserve it. "
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. "
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen [ knew ] ( [URL] ) edit : seriously , [ knew ] ( [URL] ). jesus christ. anyone marketing stop say" hey , maybe guy lying back , mouth wide open , eyes closed. sort looks like getting facial. " i've never seen water ad person drinking missing mouth guy ad mouth.
til dogs laugh. make laugh-like sounds tickled playing , sounds positive effect puppies hearing them. i've never wanted hear something badly. [ go. ] ( [URL] ) laughing loud f.. cute tho think [ ] ( [URL] ) real example. sounds kind like rhythmic panting.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. job's belief alternative medicine surprising. one point fruitarian believed fruitarians bo , bathe. iirc ashton kutcher tried replicate diet stop due development pancreatic issues. movie role?
til : 76 % known serial killers 20th century united states. key word is" known" countries catch acknowledge serial killers. russia bragged usa serial killers. truth never coordinated police force tie crimes together. like iran saying homosexuals. thought implying killed
.. throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank surroundings. imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " " nested simulations would taxing systems. we'll make physically impossible. "" how? "" i'm sure , we'll make something like speed light. " " let's make sure control passage time. problem solved. "
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. oh , poor eel! " what's .. .. oh! oh , god .. no! ah , fuck! no! again! goddammit! " [ relevant nsfw video ] ( [URL] )
til 2010 , band somali pirates attempted capture us navy frigate uss nicholas , mistaking merchant vessel
til eleven cases blood alcohol content higher 1 % , poland holds five last one painful. every little tiny scratch scrape body soaked alcohol time. another note , may hold record cleanest person human history. hope fell asleep tub lay think get got progressively drunk. maybe thought she'd revolutionized alcohol consumption. didn't. i'll leave [ ] ( [URL] ) .. [ may seen informal version ] ( [URL] )
til ferrari monaco since schumacher 2001!
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. .. realized like dogs alive 9/11 probably dead .. =[ dog born 199 happy_face dog still alive? isn't. probably dispose body. is. turning 18 june.
til soviet composer dmitri shostakovich obsessive regularly sent cards test well postal service working.
til founder scientology , l. ron hubbard , commanded submarine wwii. performance was" substandard ," almost started war mexico ordering crew fire coronado islands.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. worried purity drugs? visit nearest police station illegal drugs tested - free charge!
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league calling - bayern stumble group stages champions league get third , fall europa league , we'll make annual trip allianz round 32. oh fuckoff guys again. [URL] replace" rudy gay" with" bayern" .
til david letterman created scholarship average" c student ," recognizing marks , extraordinary amazing ways.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. aka american dream. boris politics anyway? true rock star story. thing missing mick jagger couple hookers.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. actual source wiki link book ' silk roads ' peter frankopan. ever read" years rice salt" kim stanley robinson? fiction , would've happened black death killed 90 % europe instead 50 %. good read.
til communism killed people regime type. killed holocaust japanese war crimes combined. colonialist capitalism even come close.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence.
til - edison died nikola tesla wrote negative obituary nyt - made fun hygiene work ethic get wrong , think nikola tesla great scientist. specific reason everyone internet seems love tesla much?
til wwii british spies posed fake charity groups hand special monopoly games allied prisoners war. games compasses , maps , real money , useful tools escaping.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. dwight right. need new plague! !!
til yreka , california , bakery operated 100 years called yreka bakery , formed palindrome. business closed gallery opened spot , named yrella gallery would also form palindrome. state motto california [ eureka! ] ( [URL] ) worth noting , yreka pronounced. wy-ree-kah. yreka shasta name mt. shasta. means north mountain.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence.
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league calling - bayern stumble group stages champions league get third , fall europa league , we'll make annual trip allianz round 32. oh fuckoff guys again. [URL] replace" rudy gay" with" bayern" .
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. sound like shill big children. .. adults?
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. yep , umbrella policy. one added mine. $ 1 million covers pretty much anything around $ 300 / year. whats funny teenager moves it'll drop $ 120 / year! homeowner without kids : umbrella f-ing cheap stupid it. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me.
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone.
til yreka , california , bakery operated 100 years called yreka bakery , formed palindrome. business closed gallery opened spot , named yrella gallery would also form palindrome. state motto california [ eureka! ] ( [URL] ) worth noting , yreka pronounced. wy-ree-kah. yreka shasta name mt. shasta. means north mountain.
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time * know of. yea , like half animals ocean specific breeding grounds. right , necessarily mean they're capable communicating location distance breeding grounds members species - something ants , bees , ravens humans do. dolphins?
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. raccoon stole 20 dollars? pff. look mr. rich guy $ 20 bank account. pff. look moneybags bank account. pff. lk mnbgs vr hr , wt hs fnc xpnsv vwls. poor bastard. even buy vowel. edit : * really? * first gold this? money kind stranger.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. mother 4 year old 1.5 year old two friends round house , there's enough wine world. send supplies.
til mae jemison , first female african-american astronaut , inspired apply nasa star trek character , lieutenant uhura. jemison later went make cameo appearance star trek : next generation.
til 7 players tournament big 4 competed. stan one since 2010
til 1983 , caddies masters tournament black. due clubs tradition.
til von trapp family , made famous sound music , lost fortune great depression , children's singing careers purely way earn livelihood.
til vietnam war 800 murders attempted murders superior officers enlisted soldiers investigated. term ' fragging ' coined due popular use fragmentation grenades commit murders.
til male chicks born egg farms , considered useless. thus , disposed , grinding alive.
til vietnam war 800 murders attempted murders superior officers enlisted soldiers investigated. term ' fragging ' coined due popular use fragmentation grenades commit murders.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen woosh sploosh ^ * * spunk * * i'm thirsty. mouth?
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. still cannot get past fact he's stoke trent. drab , dismal , grey shithole planet .. outside lancashire.
til 2002 fake sequel harry potter appeared china title" harry potter bao zuolong. " book consists text jrr tolkien's hobbit names changed harry potter characters. similar case 2009 book called" dan brown's lost symbol" published ( actual" lost symbol" ) just" picture dorian gray" names changed dan brown characters. hey , least stealing quality literature. right back go publish next game throne sequel china switching names quixote characters.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. relaxed drank fifth vodka every day like old russian proverb :" everything's okay enough vodka" including vodka? especially vodka. even vodka.
til credit card" chip" technology ( aka emv ) rolled us almost 25 years old damn. they'll probably phase europe soon far know already begun talking that. sure replacing nfc. denmark new cards contact-less. use pin purchases 30 $. wow , that's surprisingly low. canada usually either $ 50 $ 100 depending place. things probably lot cheaper too.
til 2012 interview thewrap , morgan freeman explained religious views follows :" hard question said start , think invented god. believe god , , think i'm god. "
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. think got idea movie? ? 93.6 % hollywood films inspired eric cartman. study done yale , can't seem find link however .. eat pudding movie?
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters. german. til kill shelters. too. shelter kill doggos? no-kill shelters over-crowded selective dogs take funding infinite. un-adoptable dogs no-kill shelters wait agony die. better kill them? know man , sounds wrong.
til iconic opening sound used law order known as" clang" amalgamation nearly dozen sounds , including actual gavel , jail door slamming , five hundred japanese monks walking across hardwood
til russia's economy ( $ 1.3 ) 69 % size italy's economy ( $ 1.9 ).
til rodney mullen considered the" godfather" modern street skating. he's credited inventing 37 tricks including flatground ollie , kickflip , heelflip , 360 flip.
til military san marino still active crossbow corps existed uninterrupted since 1295
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging fishwife hanged murdering illegitimate infant shortly birth. long long ago , especially evidenced roman empire , infanticide often even considered crime baby six months old. guess lived wrong era. [URL] that's incredibly heartbreaking know.
til carl jung sigmund freud met first time , talked thirteen hours straight
til darth vader father luke skywalker real name anakin skywalker
queen elizabeth celebrates 91st birthday
til average inmate alcatraz read 75-100 books per year.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen brit 100 % sure think use word. ' spunk spunk '
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax ha , sallie mae thing reason. think know , navient. * ahem * xfiniti cough * spectrum * cough yeah really suck cox. spectrum , pay $ 55 / mo 250/25 bandwidth caps. pretty much everyone talk worse speeds higher price.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" kinda want one now. would love sample beer like back then. like everything else ancient history , probably 100 times shittier used
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. also think sp came gay cowboy idea. also recall pudding eating. guess know lingo then. eat poopoo want dis sickness uganda uninitiated : [URL]
til author goodnight moon ( margaret wise brown ) died 42 showing doctor healthy feeling. kicked leg , dislodging blood clot travelled heart killed her.
til plato distinguished gymnast wrestler , well known wrestling prowess.
til victoria's secret founded man felt embarrassed buying lingerie wife. wanted store men could feel comfortable buying lingerie , however business model later became unprofitable company sold.
til billionaire oil tycoon j. paul getty installed pay phone mansion guests use would billed calls.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. everyone wants solve overpopulation problem , want die. both. live kids , even stick 1 kid. that's china's trying achieve since 70s establishing one-child law. 2014 ( give take 2 years , bad memory ) changed 2 kids max. source : chinese
til medal honor recipient , master sergeant roy benavidez. 37 wounds bullets , bayonets , shrapnel. thought dead , spit face doctor zipping body bag.
til despite useful properties , dandelion grown regarded weed , result rise lawn culture marketing pesticide companies.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind.
til 2012 interview thewrap , morgan freeman explained religious views follows :" hard question said start , think invented god. believe god , , think i'm god. "
til since humans became aware mortality roughly 150,00 years ago , developed one mechanism dealing existential anxiety accompanies : denial.
til 2001 , united states ' military airdropped 2.4 million pop-tarts afghanistan us invasion.
til george foreman originally paid 40 % profits endorsing george foreman grill. peak grill's sales , making 4.5 million dollars month. fiances mom got us one birthday. pretty good like cooking steaks skeptical_face
.. aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank surroundings. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " " nested simulations would taxing systems. we'll make physically impossible. "" how? "" i'm sure , we'll make something like speed light. " speed light clock speed cpu runs universe. quantum entaglement software's compression algorthm work. expansion universe done via server upgrades. sleep resource management
til - men 20s ejaculate often may impart protections prostate cancer later life.
til 27 ad wooden amphitheater collapsed ancient town fidenae resulted death 200-500 spectators. roman senate responded raising building standards banishing creator theater , atilius.
til carrots actually help people see dark. myth propaganda used royal air force explain pilots improved success night air battles , actually used disguise advances radar technology.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. thing think weapons used. unsecured. edit : information , apparently straw purchased guns wrong. think" bowling columbine" info , bullying guns. shooters bought weapons themselves. take parents guns. got girl class buy weapons , underage time. ever legal action , result cooperation investigation charges filed her.
til author goodnight moon ( margaret wise brown ) died 42 showing doctor healthy feeling. kicked leg , dislodging blood clot travelled heart killed her.
til usa one seven countries ratified convention elimination forms discrimination women
til scrappy-doo , widely considered one hated characters fiction , appeared animated scooby-doo production since 1988 due audience backlash.
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. trouble believing would good customer facing employee .. especially service role. i'd rather face service roll anyway follow me. nicki minaj often like pizza chinese buffet. see , respect , i'm feeling moment.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. evaded secret service managed make whitehouse grounds whilst underwear. someone shat brick night. either none whitehouse security team balls man handle russian premier back indoors , yeltsin drunk af embarrassing russia problem , choke holding head state diplomatic incident would also diplomatic incident , though , someone managed harm yeltsin state , part result sufficient protection around time.
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con
til first barcode scanned pack juicy fruit troy , ohio june 26 , 1974. pack gum receipt display smithsonian institute.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen woosh sploosh ^ * * spunk * * i'm thirsty. mouth?
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " well sounds like slavery steps.
til picture severed japanese head tank turret published life magazine february 1 , 1943 , generated less protest letters image mistreated cat issue.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. dolphin without hands?
til every part dandelion edible. leaves buds eaten greens , flowers made wine , roots roasted ground make" coffee. "
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold shit neighborhood 0 % chance working out?
til british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old. oh shit even plausible conspiracy theories bs time. coincidences happen lot. coincidences wow mom
til terry kath band chigaco's last words were" worry .. look , clip even it" - putting pistol temple pulling trigger.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. hell * * can't remember solution tasks three years. barely remember password internet webpages. google ask want remember password wait see password entered right one. legitimately changed password twice one day i'm bad remembering them. i'm 63 character password ibetitsjustastringofwordssothatitseasytorememberorsomenonsense.
til - coca cola launched dasani water uk slogan ' bottled spunk ' & ' can't live without spunk ' ; oblivious uk spunks means semen.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death regret bone-itis
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. til anti-vaxers trying save economy.
til day crew battleship uss texas intentionally flooded torpedo tube order cause 2 degree list , giving main guns enough extra elevation boost range & hit target mainland. " dude i'm telling , flood torpedo blister send one super far! it'll gnarly" afterward" laughing loud rekt" good game
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. thought * fruit * would cure cancer.
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity. fuck buys kidney stone?
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. something something getting nailed seamen loose hips sink ships.
til hitler asked 18 year old figure skater future actress vera ralston" would like skate swastika" , replied" i'd rather skate swastika"
til thomas jefferson kept shetland sheep white house. attacked several people , killed small boy , eventually called" abominable animal" . adorab - wait , * killed * child? back then? presidents goat killed one children. take it? " oh ok mr. president. love anyways" * kicks * well kids back pretty decent chance diying anyways.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. dwight right. need new plague! !! one make sick ..
til matthew mcconaughey replaced owen wilson ' tropic thunder ' wilson's battle depression attempt suicide overdosing slitting wrists
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. sound like shill big children.
til sitting bull touring buffalo bill's wild west show , impressed annie oakley's shooting abilities charmed character gave name" little sure shot" symbolically adopted daughter.
til michael jackson would requested wine served diet coke cans flights , want kids see drinking alcohol.
til bored work manhattan project richard feynman would amuse picking locks colleagues confidential file cabinets placing prank notes , colleagues believed spy infiltrated project.
til name hotmail chosen contains html , originally styled hotmail.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. hahaha. that's cockroach's theme , though. mexican hat dance , also known el jarabe tapato. know tapatio sauce makes military breakfasts bearable. shitty powdered eggs grey ( reason ) cardboard bacon? liberal application tapatio mix together make okay skillet. tapatio , iirc , means" guadalajara" get wrong , also great basic sauce slather shit needs sauce get through. yep , means guadalajara think seen sauce mention. pretty good spice things up. although valentina best. el yucateco ya wimp
til : chinese philanthropist , run run shaw ( 1907-2014 ) gave $ 1 + / - billion fund education , aiding 600 construction projects. many buildings ( 500 +
til jaleel white hated playing role steve urkel in" family matters. " series cancelled , said ," ever see character , take put bullet head put misery. "
til chrysler built 55 turbine-powered cars 1963-1964. could run fuel could burn oxygen , including perfume tequila , produced 130 horsepower. nine still exist.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. * soup meal. depends soup. pho soup meal. mostly non-soup parts.
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con really got role , good her! dunno , really catwoman play sexually-charged game basketball children watching? loop one , what's context? edit : oh god [ apologize put through. ] ( [URL] )
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone.
til genghis khan tengrist , religiously tolerant interested learning philosophical moral lessons religions. consulted buddhist monks , muslims , christian missionaries , taoist monk qiu chuji. discriminate , would wipe entire populations regardless religious affiliation. progressive funny many modern world history texts starting think way. many ways , mongol empire ushered modernity , including fostering global trade. infuriating. empathy absolutely required properly understand history , modern historians routinely demonstrate lack empathy genghis khan's victims. seen nothing , 100 years speak great hitler was.
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government.
til first barcode scanned pack juicy fruit troy , ohio june 26 , 1974. pack gum receipt display smithsonian institute.
til north korean leader kim jong-il parodied film team america : world police ( 2004 ) , democratic people's republic korea asked czech republic ban film.
til valentine's day japan , women give male co-workers chocolate. unpopular co-workers receive cheap giri-choko (" ultra-obligatory" chocolate ) others receive honmei-choko (" true feeling chocolate" ).
til : vicodin six times potent codeine , hence name vi ( roman numeran six ) - codin
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters. german. til kill shelters. too. shelter kill doggos? bc underfunded. either killed , literally looks like concentration camp. got funding , could no-kill shelters. us no-kill shelters.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. thing think weapons used. unsecured. edit : information , apparently straw purchased guns wrong. think" bowling columbine" info , bullying guns. shooters bought weapons themselves. take parents guns. got girl class buy weapons , underage time. ever legal action , result cooperation investigation charges filed her.
til classic pc game" baldur's gate" developed , alongside engine , 18 months team 60 people never worked video game before.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets.
til credit card" chip" technology ( aka emv ) rolled us almost 25 years old
til jordan peele's" get out" made $ 252.4 million worldwide box office , 55 times production budget $ 4.5 million.
til china first country world produce steel preceding europe 100 years failed reach industrial revolution due absence middle class
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. mean , angel , likes customers? business owners thrive them.
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax
til richard shot crossbow , died summoned boy , assumed he'd executed. instead , forgave boy sent away 100 shillings. richard died , boy hanged.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. hahaha. that's cockroach's theme , though. mexican hat dance , also known el jarabe tapato. know tapatio sauce makes military breakfasts bearable. shitty powdered eggs grey ( reason ) cardboard bacon? liberal application tapatio mix together make okay skillet. tapatio , iirc , means" guadalajara" get wrong , also great basic sauce slather shit needs sauce get through. yep , means guadalajara think seen sauce mention. pretty good spice things up. although valentina best. el yucateco ya wimp
til last words serial killer peter krten were" tell .. head chopped , still able hear , least moment , sound blood gushing stump neck? would pleasure end pleasures. " hear sound blood gushing stump neck , would ejaculate? r / nocontext r / evenwithcontext finally proper use. ejaculate?
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death
til william hung , known famous american idol audition , 73rd generation descendant confucius
til jeffrey dahmer inspired emperor return jedi. wanted build a" temple" victims ' skulls could sit absorb a" spiritural force power"
til final explosion krakatoa measured 310 db , loud enough heard perfectly clearly 3,100 miles away.
til penn jillette said interview big part penn & teller's success longevity due never close friends
til george washington wooden teeth , set real teeth slaves
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. tortoise bit arse agreeing job isnt he? know. story , tortoise know rabbit slacked off? maybe legitimately believed faster. na seems case digging hole abit deep , probably bragging much afterwards , ended agree maintain bragging rights promoted good job promoted job can't fired. real problem companies.
til singer peanut butter jelly time passed away eleven-hour standoff police even snoop dogg brother-in-law tried convince surrender.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! "
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time
til actor martin sheen married woman 56 years
til kyoto , former capital japan , means" capital city" tokyo means" eastern capital" there's great [ documentary ] ( [URL] ) goes naming convention japan came , really interesting stuff.
til aztecs made swords embedded prismatic obsidian blades far sharper even high quality present day steel razor blades.
arsenal becomes winning team fa cup 13 wins.
til woman jumped 86th floor empire state building , blown back onto ledge 85th floor gust wind.
til michael jackson would requested wine served diet coke cans flights , want kids see drinking alcohol.
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. went become one evil morally deprived corporations existence ..
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested.
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches careful. want piss scientologists. i'm even kidding.
audrey hepburn's first starring role ' roman holiday ' ( 1953 ). gregory peck insisted hepburn's name appear film's title font large :" got change she'll big star i'll look gregory peck awesome dude. would appear knew up. gonna turn audrey hepburn love-in , talk wait dark. god damn love movie.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. hell * * can't remember solution tasks three years. barely remember password internet webpages. google ask want remember password wait see password entered right one. legitimately changed password twice one day i'm bad remembering them. i'm 63 character password
til enough water lake superior flood entire landmasses north south america depth 1 foot. contains 3 quadrillion gallons fresh water. good thing take care great lakes keep clean pollutants / - michigander
til darth vader father luke skywalker real name anakin skywalker
til theodore roosevelt openly despised nickname" teddy" , quick correct anyone called it. preferred working closely refer colonel theodore.
til china first country world produce steel preceding europe 100 years failed reach industrial revolution due absence middle class
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero. rip. passed away yesterday. actually believe you. went checked .. fuck. r. i. p. married 70 years. holy shit. that's dedication .. sad_face poor stan lee where's doggo loves bot?
til dextromethorphan ( aka robitussin ) dissociative drug , works acting brain raise threshold thinks needs cough.
til ellie kemper ( office , unbreakable kimmy schmidt , crazy blow job girl ) one wealthiest families state missouri granddaughter mildred lane kemper , namesake mildred lane kemper art
til matthew mcconaughey replaced owen wilson ' tropic thunder ' wilson's battle depression attempt suicide overdosing slitting wrists
til two time medal honor recipient major general smedley butler wrote :" spent time high class muscle man big business , wall street bankers. short , racketeer , gangster capitalism.
til aztecs made swords embedded prismatic obsidian blades far sharper even high quality present day steel razor blades. bonus , obsidian brittle break bone , making injury much brutal. good also shattered spanish steel. fucking pay win dlc. op plz nerf. buy conquistador pack $ 19.99! enemy wont know smit them.
til michael jackson would requested wine served diet coke cans flights , want kids see drinking alcohol. " there's accident like geico , thought burned like pepsi michael" - kanye west , wire , song car crash early career. voice generation , y'all. " generation's closest thing einstein. " * kanye west ," saint pablo" nobody loves kanye much kanye loves kanye. wish someone loved much kanye loves kanye
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches wait cockroaches bite? ?? worry , sleeping inside mouth. inside ear
til bill werbeniuk , big drinking canadian snooker player. drank 43 pints lager drinking contest scotsman eddie sinclair. sinclair passed following 42nd pint , werbeniuk reported say" i'm away bar
til bruce willis agreed guest star friends losing bet his" whole nine yards" co-star mathew perry. played jennifer aniston's love interest 3 episode arc emmy performance. donated acting fee five
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. nope. take phrase. > jack jill went hill , jack tripped jill. resulted lawsuit. becomes jajwuth 42ofjtbtbj98trial! # wait share how'd kno let's hope website hashes user data effectively. otherwise idiot uses passw 0rd password might get data stolen. reddit censor password comment it? lapislazulirule 34 work?
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged
til : carthaginian explorer hanno reached ivory coast ~ 600-500 bc , thought gorillas race humans tried capture some. ended killing violent took skins back carthage put display.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " wanna hear michael caine impression? ' ello , name michael caine.
til 2013 study connecticut college revealed oreos might addictive cocaine
til male chicks born egg farms , considered useless. thus , disposed , grinding alive. faint heart. [ ns ] ( [URL] ) | [ fw ] ( [URL] )
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. duff used drink gallon vodka per day. ' cut back ' 10 bottles wine day. pancreas swelled size rugby ball told continued drinking would die soon. he's picture health ever earth possible? died? human body lot stronger one may think. drink 20 beers day ive never felt better! * explosive diarrhea intensifies *
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government.
til sam kinison killed drunk driver crossed median hit sam's vehicle head on. according friend , looked unharmed , began speaking one , saying" want die. " ," why? "
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. , got hired 15 times. that's positive. i'm met multiple women exactly like that. get hired drop hat garbage employees. helps good looking. real honest god discussion nicki minaj , hot? personally touch ten foot pole , looks like plastic monster. like blow-up doll human skin. guys actually find attractive?
til medal honor recipient thomas baker asked left behind japanese counter attack saipan due wounded. asked 1 pistol 8 bullets. returning us army found corpse 8 dead japanese. asked bullets. plot twist : may * asked * eight bullets , received * three * bullets low ammo. killed three people two bullets , two people one bullet?
til : jeff daniels got paid $ 50,00 role dumb dumber , jim carrey got paid $ 7mil.
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. child , john markle , murdered entire family killing investigated fraud.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. yeah , kids fine. teenagers hand ..
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. i'm uncomfortable , cant really explain ..
til australian funnel web spiders accidentally toxic given fact venom appears fairly harmless many animals except primates primates native australia.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. homeowner without kids : umbrella f-ing cheap stupid it. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club.
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero. rip. passed away yesterday. actually believe you. went checked .. fuck. r. i. p. married 70 years. holy shit. that's dedication .. sad_face poor stan lee where's doggo loves bot?
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. thread r / sex yesterday using microscope form contraception. that's how. wait .. can't say link explain need know [URL] people condoms? feel good. makes sex less fun. folk say make difference straight lying themselves.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank
til matthew mcconaughey replaced owen wilson ' tropic thunder ' wilson's battle depression attempt suicide overdosing slitting wrists imagine last movie ever made & dupree. apparently that's exactly imagining , almost became self-fulfilling. makes * * * * depressed. owen wilson much better that. really think he's great actor .. everyone reddit seems think though
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. can't wait see give mass shooting vegas. think politicians media going try forget shooting ever happened soon possible , given shooter older rich white male gun collector. [ removed ]
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. eel ok afterwards? wondering.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. homeowner without kids : umbrella f-ing cheap stupid it. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. insurance broker , advise keep car keys , fireworks , anything incendiary , kid lock key.
til cassowary's reputation disemboweling killing humans result local folklore. one recorded case fatal attack 89 years ago.
til kyoto , former capital japan , means" capital city" tokyo means" eastern capital"
trivia : winner hungarian gp gone win title since 2004
til iconic opening sound used law order known as" clang" amalgamation nearly dozen sounds , including actual gavel , jail door slamming , five hundred japanese monks walking across hardwood
til hitler asked 18 year old figure skater future actress vera ralston" would like skate swastika" , replied" i'd rather skate swastika"
til bored work manhattan project richard feynman would amuse picking locks colleagues confidential file cabinets placing prank notes , colleagues believed spy infiltrated project.
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. still cannot get past fact he's stoke trent. drab , dismal , grey shithole planet .. outside lancashire.
til east st. louis higher murder rate honduras , country highest murder rate world
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging fishwife hanged murdering illegitimate infant shortly birth. long long ago , especially evidenced roman empire , infanticide often even considered crime baby six months old. guess lived wrong era. [URL] that's incredibly heartbreaking know.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. remember pudding eating bm yesterday .. " .. pudding eating , going sue" said trey parker. probably heard took scene post. .. eat then? ?? cowboy ass
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. legitimately 1984 stuff right there.
til 2013 study connecticut college revealed oreos might addictive cocaine
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters. german. til kill shelters. too. shelter kill doggos? no-kill shelters over-crowded selective dogs take funding infinite. un-adoptable dogs no-kill shelters wait agony die. better kill them? know man , sounds wrong.
til snoop dogg directed porn , name porn snoop doggystyle. released , huge hit top selling release year 2002 avn awards.
til inventor rubik's cube realize he'd built puzzle scrambled first time tried restore
giroud scored 26 goals france. 19 friendlies.
til classic pc game" baldur's gate" developed , alongside engine , 18 months team 60 people never worked video game before. still one best rpg games ever made. recently re-released ' enhanced edition ' even enjoyable play now. still worth playing first time today? would date mechanics frustrating. i'm considering enhanced edition sequel maybe ..
til carl sagan wanted include" comes sun" message aliens , record company scared extraterrestrial copyright infringement.
til quetzalcoatl got drunk slept sister , quetzalpetlatl. upon waking next day , realized , stone box built , laid , set fire. zeus could've learned things guy oedipus plucked eyes found did. way every attempt tell story stage colossal disaster.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. yeah , kids fine. teenagers hand .. i'm worried. two teenage girls calm collected think critically. however , 7 - year-old son showing signs think critically , care to. he's gonna expensive.
til opportunity rover still conducting scientific operations 13 years despite original mission lifetime 90 days
til : denver international airport , largest us , one half times size manhattan
til korean dmz accidentally created one world's well-preserved nature reserves
til ohio issues" scarlet letter plates" people given limited driving privileges convicted dui. realize states dui plates. also heroin plates ohio , they're light blue say" kentucky" top.
til rms olympic , sister ship titanic , rammed u-boat sunk , making merchant ship world war sunk enemy vessel.
til : jeff daniels got paid $ 50,00 role dumb dumber , jim carrey got paid $ 7mil.
til 2002 fake sequel harry potter appeared china title" harry potter bao zuolong. " book consists text jrr tolkien's hobbit names changed harry potter characters. similar case 2009 book called" dan brown's lost symbol" published ( actual" lost symbol" ) just" picture dorian gray" names changed dan brown characters. hey , least stealing quality literature.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. relaxed drank fifth vodka every day sorry fifth? american always wondered. google maybe people know too. edit : thanks everyone , know international standard alcohol volumes ever thought would. fifth gallon. 75 cl. context people use cl instead l ml? never really see uk , rest europe see instead millilitres volumes drinks lot , 33cl 50cl opposed 330ml 500ml
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. liberty dies thunderous applause
til 20th president james a. garfield ambidextrous versed greek latin. would sometimes entertain friends ask questions writing answers simultaneously latin greek using hands.
til 3 banana companies overthrew government honduras.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen woosh sploosh ^ * * spunk * * i'm thirsty. mouth?
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims read mother teresa , find selfish , sadistic cunt. tried tell family shit came conversation. sister basically told believe everything hear. believe everything church says mother theresa .. uh huh. took chunk change private jet charles keating ( lincoln savings loan scandal ) money ' papa doc ' duvalier haiti. christopher hitchens wrote book called * missionary position. *
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand"
til australian prime minister named harold holt served 1966 1967. one day , office , went swim disappeared without trace.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels. human equivalent figuring jerk conditioner shampoo?
til japanese kamikaze pilots allowed return find suitable target. one pilot shot ninth return.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes method acting. helicopters middle earth. really got character. lot work die 1st movie trilogy. people love kill sean bean .. like , thing.
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. amazingly , every guns n roses band member appetite destruction still alive. motley too? like f..?
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. i'm christian , bible got absolutely right said ," love money root evil. " well , actually says" root kinds evil. " translation holding as" correct? " sell translation says love money totally fine. guy translates
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. sound like shill big children. .. adults?
til sitting bull touring buffalo bill's wild west show , impressed annie oakley's shooting abilities charmed character gave name" little sure shot" symbolically adopted daughter.
til every part dandelion edible. leaves buds eaten greens , flowers made wine , roots roasted ground make" coffee. "
til united airlines broke dave carroll's $ 4500 guitar refused pay wrote protest song. next 4 weeks united's stock price fell 10 % , costing stockholders $ 180 million.
til inventor rubik's cube realize he'd built puzzle scrambled first time tried restore
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death
til population czech republic traditionally irreligious long time. ever since 1600 ' , czech people described as" tolerant even indifferent towards religion" .
til united airlines broke dave carroll's $ 4500 guitar refused pay wrote protest song. next 4 weeks united's stock price fell 10 % , costing stockholders $ 180 million.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. job's belief alternative medicine surprising. one point fruitarian believed fruitarians bo , bathe. fruitarian thing ten days back see like. euphoric time , horrible bo. edit : wow , protip ladies gentleman : want draw world's nutritional experts onto reddit , make comment euphoric? side effect fruit diet? got details?
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " gene hackman asked starred superman said" give 2 million reasons why" particularly great reasons , taken together , become impossible refuse. wait minute , superman good though! ! f..! !! ?? superman iv however i've never heard this" superman iv" .. low budget movie terrible plot bad acting? / almost sarcasm try pretend idea never came like idea nicholas cage considered superman role.
til first simpsons treehouse horror , marge warns parents content episode advising put children bed. warning put sincere effort warn young viewers , producers felt somewhat scary.
til king ludwig mad built many weird impractical castles bavaria later inspired fairy tale castles walt disney parks.
til single asteroid , named hebe , origin 40 % meteorites hit earth.
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con really didn't" fend off" anyone. like freaked screamed. bull whip hand time. source : used good friend hers. used be? sense may story there. burns bridges friends use them. meet lot great people though. still friends them. sounds like classic narcissist. i'm saying dealings type , either them. there's middle ground. sith deals absolutes.
til british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old. 1200 years old , here's [ king edward hammered silver penny ] ( [URL] ) , clocking least 710 years old. obverse : edw r angl dns hyb edward king
til oprah born single mother , wore potato sacks clothes , molested family , gave birth stillborn child 14
til - edison died nikola tesla wrote negative obituary nyt - made fun hygiene work ethic almost amazing people aware tesla-edison history. edit : documentaries besides comic oatmeal posted. jesus people , comment something original. sadly can't clam know much , know edison fucked tesla general shit lots great documentaries show life depth. like prestige? yep. sad people know tesla inventing teleportation.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. dolphin without hands? dolphin penises prehensile. like tentacles. take moment think that. til i'm never swimming ocean again.
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league calling - bayern stumble group stages champions league get third , fall europa league , we'll make annual trip allianz round 32. oh fuckoff guys again. [URL] replace" rudy gay" with" bayern" .
til grizzly bears feared respected native americans hunting required company 4 10 warriors done preparation ceremoniality intertribal warfare. * * til 2008 sleuth 30 bears besieged platinum mining compound olyotorsky district northern kamchatka. two guards killed prevented workers leaving homes * * article! oh god , they're organizing. never thought would read" bears besieged" sentence
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity. " synthesized uric acid , sold $ 25,00 build house it. warlock mars , bitch" - william shatner charlie sheen roast. actual quote? watch roast charlie sheen. says something sorts. shatner amazing , really really funny. also kind dick , accounts
til popularity snes caught attention yakuza , prompting nintendo ship consoles night prevent theft.
til dave grohl know read sheet music writes music ear.
til japanese oil tanker captain fell cactus santa barbra oil field , provoking laughter local workers. 5 years later returned imperial japanese navy sub made first mainland shelling us oil
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. everyone wants solve overpopulation problem , want die.
til battle spotsylvania general sedgwick , saw men ducking cover exclaimed" dodging like this? hit elephant distance. " last words shot killed right finished sentence
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen
til : carthaginian explorer hanno reached ivory coast ~ 600-500 bc , thought gorillas race humans tried capture some. ended killing violent took skins back carthage put display.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. many confused. answer homeowner's insurance likely umbrella coverage. insurance clearly covered acts caused residents household. result , victims could sue parents actually get damages. homeowners insurance include? yep , umbrella policy. one added mine. $ 1 million covers pretty much anything around $ 300 / year. whats funny teenager moves it'll drop $ 120 / year! homeowner without kids : umbrella f-ing cheap stupid it. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging [ loophole ] ( [URL] ) r / accidentalpun that's great sub , thanks roping in! loop. puns tight! ! #do get it? noose tight.
til tourism sector boomed , kazakhstan's foreign minister thanked sacha baron cohen 2012 release borat country saw 10x increase issued visas.
til 4 us states completely banned billboards til 4 states banned them. taking rest guys long?
til last words serial killer peter krten were" tell .. head chopped , still able hear , least moment , sound blood gushing stump neck? would pleasure end pleasures. "
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time * know of. yea , like half animals ocean specific breeding grounds. right , necessarily mean they're capable communicating location distance breeding grounds members species - something ants , bees , ravens humans do. dolphins?
til wilmer valderrama purchased vista cruiser used on" ' 70s show" $ 500 series ended. thanks fez longer say" son bitch" without accent.
til ferrari monaco since schumacher 2001!
til : nixon sent champagne note saying" justice ultimately prevails" mark felt pardoned reagan. 30 years later , revealed mark felt was" deep throat" helped bring watergate cover-up light. good ol ' days government held accountable actions edit : probably put / end this. think sarcasm came across. remember spying without warrant something concerned about? remember americans condemned torture barbaric shameful? 24 told ends justify means fine. [ jack bauer also told shoving bath towel someones throat remove stomach pulled out. ] ( [URL] )
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. "
til nazis cleared minefields chasing captured civilians across , detonating explosives.
til steve jobs took acid , said" taking lsd profound experience , one important things life" would seem there's wide range experiences lsd. since often dark enough thoughts nightmares terrifying , i'd definitely rather risk it.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. [URL] hahaha. that's cockroach's theme , though. mexican hat dance , also known el jarabe tapato. know tapatio sauce makes military breakfasts bearable. shitty powdered eggs grey ( reason ) cardboard bacon? liberal application tapatio mix together make okay skillet. tapatio , iirc , means" guadalajara" get wrong , also great basic sauce slather shit needs sauce get through. also pretty good sign restaurant more-or-less authentic. edit : guess wrong. todo : try valentina.
til inventor tang , also invented pop rocks , cool whip , form instant-set jell-o , convenience foods.
til yreka , california , bakery operated 100 years called yreka bakery , formed palindrome. business closed gallery opened spot , named yrella gallery would also form palindrome. cool see hometown reddit! glad know forgotten smirk_face
til founder scientology , l. ron hubbard , commanded submarine wwii. performance was" substandard ," almost started war mexico ordering crew fire coronado islands.
til aeschylus , ancient greek tragedian , supposedly prophesied die falling object , therefore stayed outdoors. killed eagle dropped tortoise , mistaking bald head rock.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes tbf helicopters scary fuck.
til steve jobs took acid , said" taking lsd profound experience , one important things life" would seem there's wide range experiences lsd. since often dark enough thoughts nightmares terrifying , i'd definitely rather risk it.
til yreka , california , bakery operated 100 years called yreka bakery , formed palindrome. business closed gallery opened spot , named yrella gallery would also form palindrome.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. hell * * can't remember solution tasks three years.
til aztecs made swords embedded prismatic obsidian blades far sharper even high quality present day steel razor blades. bonus , obsidian brittle break bone , making injury much brutal. good also shattered spanish steel. fucking pay win dlc. op plz nerf. buy conquistador pack $ 19.99! enemy wont know smit them.
til caduceus symbol mistakenly used many american medical companies actually associated thievery commerce , true medical symbol similar looking rod asclepius.
til prison warden loved retired , 100 inmates pooled together money throw party.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging fishwife hanged murdering illegitimate infant shortly birth. well blame then. gave birth ungodly human / fish chimera would expect do? kill get's big. mean , makes sense me.
til british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old. " british pound" kinda sounds like sex move.
til aztec empire one first societies mandatory education children regardless gender rank.
til us airways flight 1549 ditching hudson ( aka" miracle hudson" ) , officials captured gassed 1,235 canadian geese destroyed 1,739 goose eggs across new york city.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. months sea probably care ship's integrity compromised .. " well guys looks like we're gonna stay fix boat. darn. " captain ; got bad news lads. ship literally falling apart stay .. sailors : woohoo! captain : .. nails .. sailors : mutiny! " rape pillage get nails back go home! "
til dogs laugh. make laugh-like sounds tickled playing , sounds positive effect puppies hearing them. i've never wanted hear something badly. [ go. ] ( [URL] ) laughing loud f.. cute tho think [ ] ( [URL] ) real example. sounds kind like rhythmic panting.
til 1959 , you. s. postal service successfully shipped mail using cruise missile , delivering cargo new jersey florida 22 minutes
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " hear saying it. he's actually great actor. watch" cider house rules ," favourite ," quiet american. " he's british nicholas cage. wants actually try he's great , he's willing half-ass whatever nonsense want throw way , provided pay it.
til america's first female mayor elected 1887. group men nominated joke , 60 percent vote. 4chan 1887?
til soviet composer dmitri shostakovich obsessive regularly sent cards test well postal service working.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. holy shit , exactly came say. nuke too? implications comment massively scary. mean , many people would willingly stay sub deep underwater cramp / pressurized tube breathing recycled air. bunch dudes age 25 .. shenanigans pretty fucked , understand.
til 4 us states completely banned billboards til 4 states banned them. taking rest guys long?
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" really fucking picture , ops fault come reddit find advert. want bars wall [ think it? ] ( [URL] ) im trouble locating large breasted woman.
til yreka , california , bakery operated 100 years called yreka bakery , formed palindrome. business closed gallery opened spot , named yrella gallery would also form palindrome.
til wilmer valderrama purchased vista cruiser used on" ' 70s show" $ 500 series ended.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand"
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. til anti-vaxers trying save economy. .. surprising revelation look little johnny , city needs new library. can't afford let live. kids.
.. throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank surroundings. imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " " nested simulations would taxing systems. we'll make physically impossible. "" how? "" i'm sure , we'll make something like speed light. " " let's make sure control passage time. problem solved. "
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. everyone freaking : seal extinct.
niki lauda makes 1,200 , 00 year monetising forehead.
til cuba maximum wage law due individuals cannot earn 20 you. s. dollars per month.
til toronto underground arcology , network underground tunnels possible live without needing venture outside
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. dog still alive? isn't. probably dispose body. is. turning 18 june. sure celebrate registering vote! heard trump lost dog vote 17-0 makes sense since clinton dogs photographed giving head pats .. trump never pet ever.
til nazis cleared minefields chasing captured civilians across , detonating explosives.
til final explosion krakatoa measured 310 db , loud enough heard perfectly clearly 3,100 miles away.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. "
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. til anti-vaxers trying save economy. .. surprising revelation
til 80s hair band winger trace massive mid - 90s downfall popularity mocked relentlessly on" beavis butt-head" subsequent mike judge projects
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters. german. til kill shelters. too. shelter kill doggos? no-kill shelters over-crowded selective dogs take funding infinite. un-adoptable dogs no-kill shelters wait agony die. better kill them? know man , sounds wrong.
til 4 us states completely banned billboards
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. went become one evil morally deprived corporations existence ..
til ellie kemper ( office , unbreakable kimmy schmidt , crazy blow job girl ) one wealthiest families state missouri granddaughter mildred lane kemper , namesake mildred lane kemper art
til 3 banana companies overthrew government honduras.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. * soup meal. depends soup. pho soup meal. mostly non-soup parts.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes method acting. helicopters middle earth. really got character. lot work die 1st movie trilogy. people love kill sean bean .. like , thing. great good job sad often happens early stories acting skills squandered , time screen sure fucking great job
til lyrics elton john's ' rocket man ' meant taken literally mars bound astronaut leaving family job.
til america's first female mayor elected 1887. group men nominated joke , 60 percent vote. 4chan 1887?
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. reminds kazakhstan girl shooting competition played borat spoof anthem. link : [URL]
til teenage fry cook went college study marine science , art , went create spongebob squarepants.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels. human equivalent figuring jerk conditioner shampoo? wait jerk conditioner? i'll right back five minutes. what's taking long?
til star wars , yoda's unusual speaking style maintained estonian dubs movie , grammatically correct.
til programmers atari late 70s went ceo company asking royalties names included boxes , turned went formed company - - activision
david robinson grew tall ( 7 ' 0" graduation ) naval academy could served sea , hurting career us navy. instead leaving academy , compromise served two years shore duty
til credit card" chip" technology ( aka emv ) rolled us almost 25 years old damn. they'll probably phase europe soon far know already begun talking that. sure replacing nfc. denmark new cards contact-less. use pin purchases 30 $. brit seems strange me. uk card machines accept pin amount , contactless works payments 30.
til nirvana's cover david bowie's" man sold world" 1993 mtv unplugged album revitalized people's interest bowie also leading younger listeners think covering nirvana , much annoyance.
til form medieval torture , victims feet covered salt water goat would start licking them. sometimes laughter stress intense tickling resulted heart attack brain hemorrhage.
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. * 1905 , companies merged become nestl anglo-swiss condensed milk company , retaining name 1947. * good decision shorten nestl. dunno , think shortened anglo-swiss condensed milk company. roles tongue , know. anglo milk sounds dirty
til hunkerin ' , fad 1950s america people would rest squatting position hours time even hold hunkerin ' competitions
til greek mythology zeus thought earth overpopulated trojan war instigated depopulate earth.
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged well writer. best words. tremendous writer " sad" bigly
til big bird's" imaginary" friend , snuffleupagus , outed real adults series ( 17 seasons ) due string high-profile news stories sexual abuse children.
til grizzly bears feared respected native americans hunting required company 4 10 warriors done preparation ceremoniality intertribal warfare. * * til 2008 sleuth 30 bears besieged platinum mining compound olyotorsky district northern kamchatka. two guards killed prevented workers leaving homes * * article! oh god , they're organizing.
til : chinese philanthropist , run run shaw ( 1907-2014 ) gave $ 1 + / - billion fund education , aiding 600 construction projects. many buildings ( 500 +
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets.
til wilmer valderrama purchased vista cruiser used on" ' 70s show" $ 500 series ended. thanks fez longer say" son bitch" without accent.
til jupiter's center gravity sun outside sun's surface. technically , mutual orbit around , around point extremely close sun.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. eel ok afterwards? wondering.
til grizzly bears feared respected native americans hunting required company 4 10 warriors done preparation ceremoniality intertribal warfare.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" kinda want one now. would love sample beer like back then. like everything else ancient history , probably 100 times shittier used
til eunus , slave-magician joked stage planned overthrow roman rule become king sicily. led huge slave uprising , kept promises spare lives left tips.
til carrie fisher got copy star wars holiday special george lucas ( exchange recording dvd commentary star wars ) showed parties ' mainly end night want people leave. '
til medal honor recipient thomas baker asked left behind japanese counter attack saipan due wounded. asked 1 pistol 8 bullets. returning us army found corpse 8 dead japanese. asked bullets. could war right he'd enough. always ask infinite wishes. noob 8.00 k / d? noob numbers.
til credit card" chip" technology ( aka emv ) rolled us almost 25 years old
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged jules verne treasury kid , illustrations always blew away. think they're woodcuts? [URL]
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank knocking power , messing hermit crabs throwing rocks. otto sounds like hellraiser.
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches can't wrap head around scientology still thing. world we're connected , people support / part scientology really unaware insane shit associated it?
til height pokmon go , number players tried sneaking highly classified military explosives plant virginia charizard reportedly located inside arsenal. sounds like plot 80 ' sci-fi movie. definitely. imagined guy wandering around dark looking pokmon , accidentally falls pool secret government research chemicals - turning * * pokmon. probably something lot less cute.
til : country madagascar got name marco polo mistakenly thought landed mogadishu , somalia misspelled name city
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" things never change. ain't broke .. .. drinking fast enough. need faster , barry.
til male dolphins sometimes masturbate wrapping live eel around penis
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. also think sp came gay cowboy idea. also recall pudding eating. guess know lingo then. eat poopoo want dis sickness uganda uninitiated : [URL]
til day crew battleship uss texas intentionally flooded torpedo tube order cause 2 degree list , giving main guns enough extra elevation boost range & hit target mainland.
til hitler asked 18 year old figure skater future actress vera ralston" would like skate swastika" , replied" i'd rather skate swastika"
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches wait cockroaches bite? ?? worry , sleeping inside mouth. inside ear since can't turn around inside ear canal , burrow deeper brain.
til that" claw crane" games remotely set a" payout" limit , failure rate , essentially gambling" games" first place. fact , illegal canada except fairs.
til japanese kamikaze pilots allowed return find suitable target. one pilot shot ninth return. * shrugs *" odds , amarite? " * shot dead * 1:1 1:1 suicide supreme tees friend
til peppers used tabasco sauce picked hand. pepper pickers compare color peppers small red stick ; colors match , peppers ripe used sauce production process.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. i'm going go swimming ocean right ( ) i'm going seafood store. live eels? focused dolphin penis nature showing us slime eels great jerking off? [URL]
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. "
til bored work manhattan project richard feynman would amuse picking locks colleagues confidential file cabinets placing prank notes , colleagues believed spy infiltrated project.
til north korean leader kim jong-il parodied film team america : world police ( 2004 ) , democratic people's republic korea asked czech republic ban film.
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film.
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle.
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time * know of. yea , like half animals ocean specific breeding grounds. right , necessarily mean they're capable communicating location distance breeding grounds members species - something ants , bees , ravens humans do.
til nintendo sued galoob prevent release nes cheating device , game genie ; legal battle followed. sega genesis version , sega allowed release , officially licensed it.
til directing jurassic park , spielberg saw cgi t. rex , said stop motion animator phil tippett ," job ," tippett replied ," mean extinct? ". spielberg later incorporated dialogue " ahahahaha good one .. get set. " * tippett stop motions set. *
til picture severed japanese head tank turret published life magazine february 1 , 1943 , generated less protest letters image mistreated cat issue.
til henley called paramedics home november 21 , 1980 , 16 - year-old girl found naked claiming overdosed quaaludes cocaine. henley got away contributing delinquency minor charge $ 2,500 fine.
til : abercrombie & fitch used sell outdoor goods camping gear guns , main store shooting range.
til international data code switzerland ch , stands confoederatio helvetica , latin name country. switzerland chose code avoid favouring four official languages.
til that" elephants capable swimmers. recorded swimming six hours without touching bottom , travelled far 48 km ( 30 mi ) stretch speeds 2.1 km / h ( 1 mph
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. can't wait see give mass shooting vegas. think politicians media going try forget shooting ever happened soon possible , given shooter older rich white male gun collector. [ removed ]
til caduceus symbol mistakenly used many american medical companies actually associated thievery commerce , true medical symbol similar looking rod asclepius.
til george foreman originally paid 40 % profits endorsing george foreman grill. peak grill's sales , making 4.5 million dollars month. fiances mom got us one birthday. pretty good like cooking steaks skeptical_face
til that" claw crane" games remotely set a" payout" limit , failure rate , essentially gambling" games" first place. fact , illegal canada except fairs.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. thought * fruit * would cure cancer. even , thought fruit ( i. e. little fibery sugar-bombs ) would cure pancreatic cancer ( pancreas , i. e. organ breaks sugar ). short question siri could told bad doubt it. ever used siri? probably would asked ," alternative diets effective fighting pancreatic cancer? " would say" searching internet ' oral native affection five panda answer '" .
til george foreman originally paid 40 % profits endorsing george foreman grill. peak grill's sales , making 4.5 million dollars month. fiances mom got us one birthday. pretty good like cooking steaks skeptical_face
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. astounds story ," smithsonian expedition leave least two seals male female least give fighting chance beat extinction? " can't save species two individuals ; much inbreeding.
til male dolphins sometimes masturbate wrapping live eel around penis
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes method acting. helicopters middle earth. really got character. lot work die 1st movie trilogy. watch extended. watching brormir faramir actually act together amazing makes miss boromir instead despising trying take ring can't hate boromir wanting take ring .. ring evil , manipulative little shit
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. raccoon hacked bank america account transferred money checking offshore account cayman islands.
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle.
til wwii general george patton believed reincarnated ancient roman soldier , also thought served napoleon.
til movie , - 571 , states americans responsible capturing first enigma machine. truth first enigma machine captured british , 7 months americans entered war. tony blair ridiculed movie prime minister's questions. bill clinton dismissed movie work fiction. americans never captured single enigma machine. 2 canadians , 13 british. watch hollywood films expect see us calvary ti rescue. fact russian blood us factories war.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. job's belief alternative medicine surprising. one point fruitarian believed fruitarians bo , bathe.
til quetzalcoatl got drunk slept sister , quetzalpetlatl. upon waking next day , realized , stone box built , laid , set fire.
til big bird's" imaginary" friend , snuffleupagus , outed real adults series ( 17 seasons ) due string high-profile news stories sexual abuse children.
til jeffrey dahmer inspired emperor return jedi. wanted build a" temple" victims ' skulls could sit absorb a" spiritural force power"
til korean dmz accidentally created one world's well-preserved nature reserves
til west germany fully decriminalised homosexual acts males 1994 criminal law needed reconciliation law east germany , decriminalised since 1968
til directing jurassic park , spielberg saw cgi t. rex , said stop motion animator phil tippett ," job ," tippett replied ," mean extinct? ". spielberg later incorporated dialogue " ahahahaha good one .. get set. " * tippett stop motions set. *
til world premiere blazing saddles took place drive-in theater burbank , ca 200 guests watched film horseback.
lewandowski best topscorer poland history
til common heart shape ( :heart_suit: ) quite possibly based seed used birth control ancient times.
.. service would not. scum ball company ( evidence former customer ) way support again. must nice. comcast monopoly entire city outside satellite providers. wanna spend 100 bucks cable internet? ok fine get any. get internet * * cable less $ 100? witchcraft this? signed , canadian comes like 110 believe , pay bill get paid ; that's basic cable mind internet caps like 4mb / dl want say? state sanctioned robbery. $ 110? ? month? ! even afford starbucks? ? point others far worse ( looking everyone world feasible access internet way shape form ). sound like entitled brat. seriously ,
til japanese kamikaze pilots allowed return find suitable target. one pilot shot ninth return. * shrugs *" odds , amarite? " * shot dead * 1:1 1:1 suicide supreme tees friend
til yreka , california , bakery operated 100 years called yreka bakery , formed palindrome. business closed gallery opened spot , named yrella gallery would also form palindrome. cool see hometown reddit! glad know forgotten smirk_face
til italy installation bidet bathroom mandatory since 1975
til - edison died nikola tesla wrote negative obituary nyt - made fun hygiene work ethic get wrong , think nikola tesla great scientist. specific reason everyone internet seems love tesla much?
til common heart shape ( :heart_suit: ) quite possibly based seed used birth control ancient times.
since 1956 paris exclusively twinned rome -" paris worthy rome ; rome worthy paris. "
til final explosion krakatoa measured 310 db , loud enough heard perfectly clearly 3,100 miles away.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. job's belief alternative medicine surprising. one point fruitarian believed fruitarians bo , bathe.
til hitler asked 18 year old figure skater future actress vera ralston" would like skate swastika" , replied" i'd rather skate swastika"
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen brit 100 % sure think use word. ' spunk spunk ' used mean enthusiasm energy , typically referring quality person.
til russia's economy ( $ 1.3 ) 69 % size italy's economy ( $ 1.9 ). climate russia challenge agriculture , whereas italy perfect climate [ spaghetti trees ] ( [URL] ). yeah , russia lower gdp canada 4 times population. countries similar climate , must reasons , russia's gdp would 4 times canada's is.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. yeh , maybe. he's filthy rich bullies basically scumbag losers. yeh. nice think , there's good chance bullies also successful ( obviously comparison average person , elon ). true. several bullies school pretty successful ( least i've heard ) best people i've known terrible things happen like getting cancer. karma real. success great form revenge nonetheless. well we're talking buddhism karma affect bullies ' reincarnation exist , impair current existence iirc
til hamburgers called started burgers made ham , actually named german city hamburg
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" kinda want one now. would love sample beer like back then. like everything else ancient history , probably 100 times shittier used
til reindeer one mammals see uv light , allowing see lichen , polar bears snow , urine trails
til crowned eagle , known bird confirmed viewing humans prey
til former french president flix faure , died getting bj office
til dave chappelle offered role bubba forrest gump turned thought movie would unsuccessful.
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. love milk find funny comment , milk positive comment , bottom thread. know reddit hated milk much.
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches can't wrap head around scientology still thing. world we're connected , people support / part scientology really unaware insane shit associated it?
.. octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " surreal would see ai inside simulation begin talk simulation? think might like westworld
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. , got hired 15 times. that's positive. i'm met multiple women exactly like that. get hired drop hat garbage employees.
til indiana jones changed image archaeology. ' raiders lost ark ' ( 1981 ) , people imagined archaeologist weak , older person needs rescuing. stereotype male ivy league professor /
til : jeff daniels got paid $ 50,00 role dumb dumber , jim carrey got paid $ 7mil.
til eleven cases blood alcohol content higher 1 % , poland holds five
til actor martin sheen arrested total 66 times protesting acts civil disobedience - recently 2007 trespassing nevada nuclear test facility. illusive man strikes martin sheen great pick character.
til jupiter's center gravity sun outside sun's surface. technically , mutual orbit around , around point extremely close sun.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. something something getting nailed seamen loose hips sink ships. would still stick with" loose lips" , different set.
til wwii british spies posed fake charity groups hand special monopoly games allied prisoners war. games compasses , maps , real money , useful tools escaping. part story never understand nazis give shit prisoners? would allow delivery first place? exactly known humanitarian concerns.
til sir isaac newton , master royal mint , personally went undercover bars taverns root rampant counterfeiting , high treason ( punishable hanged , drawn quartered ). successfully prosecuted 28
til gary webb , reporter san jose mercury news first broke story cia involvement cocaine trade , found dead with" two gunshot wounds head. " death , 2004 , ruled kill 8 years story came out? impossible blow side face first gunshot taking another shot finish job.
til sandra bullock speaks fluent german , raised germany austria 12 years father worked you. s. army europe.
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero. rip. passed away yesterday. sad numerous levels. usually , one spouse passes far behind. that's usually spouses old. fallacy with" retire , die" . people usually retire they're top notch ..
til ford actually base decision ford pinto estimated legal costs lawsuits. myth given new life fight club.
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity. " synthesized uric acid , sold $ 25,00 build house it. warlock mars , bitch" - william shatner charlie sheen roast. actual quote? watch roast charlie sheen. says something sorts. shatner amazing , really really funny. also kind dick , accounts
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging i've heard" ~ ~ hung ~ ~ hanged neck dead" many times never thought anything it. cool. cool cool cool. edit : til correct time say hanged referring killing person
til airedale terriers carried messages soldiers wwi dedicated duties. one named ' jack ' ran half mile enemy fire. made headquarters jaw broken one leg badly splintered died delivering message
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. yeh , maybe. he's filthy rich bullies basically scumbag losers. yeh. nice think , there's good chance bullies also successful ( obviously comparison average person , elon ). they're sa likely still lives there. that's essentially failed lottery life 101.
til eleven cases blood alcohol content higher 1 % , poland holds five
til : nixon sent champagne note saying" justice ultimately prevails" mark felt pardoned reagan. 30 years later , revealed mark felt was" deep throat" helped bring watergate cover-up light.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " he's like actor take every script he's given yet remains highly respected still offered great roles. nic cage started ( he's oscar winner ) destroyed career. nic cage already peaked con air face / off. cannot top performances matter are. also lord war
til world premiere blazing saddles took place drive-in theater burbank , ca 200 guests watched film horseback.
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. tortoise bit arse agreeing job isnt he? know. story , tortoise know rabbit slacked off? maybe legitimately believed faster. na seems case digging hole abit deep , probably bragging much afterwards , ended agree maintain bragging rights promoted good job promoted job can't fired. real problem companies.
til actors played brother sister on" dexter" began dating , fell love , got engaged , got married , got divorced , continuing play brother sister tv. there's something actress. kinda hot , sometimes , kinda strange looking.
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con fucked fight someone off. even read article? three sentences. someone else assaulted stepped help.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " they're realizing able transcend it. even beginning believe real chance within lifetimes. " " damn. sim 7422 reached awareness again. wipe start over. "
til soldiers you. s. military psychological warfare department ( psyops ) used loudspeakers tempt enemy fighters afghanistan battles win calling , lady men cowardly dogs.
til michael jackson would requested wine served diet coke cans flights , want kids see drinking alcohol. always put heroin epipen. epi-pens intramuscular injections. heroin vascular.
til o. j. simpson's 1995 verdict announcement murder , long-distance calls declined 58 % , trading new york stock exchange decreased 41 % , water usage decreased , estimated $
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. i'm going go swimming ocean right ( ) i'm going seafood store. live eels? focused dolphin penis nature showing us slime eels great jerking off? [URL]
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased.
til single asteroid , named hebe , origin 40 % meteorites hit earth.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. seinfeld taught many lessons. one favorite remember courtesy wave. never double dip. re-gift eat peas one time. eat snickers bar knife fork.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. people right actually asking government take away more. " let spy. i've got nothing hide" * sigh *
til response a" catastrophic emergency ," united states government suspended replaced single , combined branch" coordinated" president , indefinitely.
til medal honor recipient thomas baker asked left behind japanese counter attack saipan due wounded. asked 1 pistol 8 bullets. returning us army found corpse 8 dead japanese. asked bullets. plot twist : may * asked * eight bullets , received * three * bullets low ammo. killed three people two bullets , two people one bullet?
til infinity sign also called the" lemniscate"
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. , got hired 15 times. that's positive. i'm met multiple women exactly like that. get hired drop hat garbage employees.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death regret bone-itis man , great episode. get home work i'll re-watch netfli .. oh wait
til yreka , california , bakery operated 100 years called yreka bakery , formed palindrome. business closed gallery opened spot , named yrella gallery would also form palindrome.
til head injuries common pennyfarthing bicycles riders would put feet handlebar going downhill would thrown feet-first instead head-first.
til dave grohl know read sheet music writes music ear.
til death steve irwin , speculated series revenge killings , least ten stingrays found dead mutilated coast queensland that's literally last thing would wanted .. real , likely drunken certainly foolish people spat face legacy everything stood for.
til gary webb , reporter san jose mercury news first broke story cia involvement cocaine trade , found dead with" two gunshot wounds head. " death , 2004 , ruled pool water lead investigators pursue ice gun theory. mythbusters shot one really trust mythbusters one. think there's lot things possible advanced enough technology really tested mythbusters. cia actually has" ice bullets" , think mythbusters could recreate it. what's point bullets? simply stab people want kill? leaves wound bullet too. forensics match blade wounds. ice bullet never traced back source time found water.
naked crackhead slaps houston cop , predictable results ensue. handled high level professionalism.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims
til walk disturbance ( person worried walk may lose balance ) may appear social anxiety , especially passing group people.
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters. german. til kill shelters. too. shelter kill doggos? no-kill shelters over-crowded selective dogs take funding infinite. un-adoptable dogs no-kill shelters wait agony die. better kill them? know man , sounds wrong.
til henley called paramedics home november 21 , 1980 , 16 - year-old girl found naked claiming overdosed quaaludes cocaine. henley got away contributing delinquency minor charge $ 2,500 fine.
til : vicodin six times potent codeine , hence name vi ( roman numeran six ) - codin
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league least qualified european competition we're capable winning .. enjoy maccabi tel aviv away cunts tel aviv lovely city really. let's hope they're miserable.
til though thomas kinkade designed paintings , widely sold prints produced semi-industrial process prints factory produced manually touched low-level apprentices embellished prefabricated base.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. 1. rent plane 2. bless rain clouds fly , turn local downfall holy water 3. secretly baptise everyone 4. ~ ~? ?? ~ ~ collect tithes 5. profit
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. hell * * can't remember solution tasks three years. barely remember password internet webpages. google ask want remember password wait see password entered right one.
almost half voters expect brexit talks conclude successfully , poll suggests
david robinson grew tall ( 7 ' 0" graduation ) naval academy could served sea , hurting career us navy. instead leaving academy , compromise served two years shore duty
til president jimmy carter placed peanut farm blind trust elected president. term ended , found badly mismanaged $ 1 million debt.
antonio conte would 4th italian manager win premier league. never english manager.
til wilmer valderrama purchased vista cruiser used on" ' 70s show" $ 500 series ended. wonder many people figured name fes foreign exchange student name fes tho. i'm pretty sure never learnt name. mean , think eric , donna , hyde , kelso umm .. mila even knew.
til 1979 film china syndrome , coverup nuclear plant , released , denounced ' character assassination entire industry '. 12 days later , three mile island nuclear accident occurred.
til ford actually base decision ford pinto estimated legal costs lawsuits. myth given new life fight club.
til galveston , texas ruled french pirates 1816 1821
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance holy shit , exactly came say. nuke too? implications comment massively scary. mean , many people would willingly stay sub
til communism killed people regime type. killed holocaust japanese war crimes combined. colonialist capitalism even come close.
til terry kath band chigaco's last words were" worry .. look , clip even it" - putting pistol temple pulling trigger.
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government.
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. actually makes lot meaningful. hare nap job everyone would die anyways? guess story pointlessness achievement face unavoidable death? reading employ animals form part critical communications infrastructure simply speed / reliability / fault-tolerance / integrity properties modern built environment needs. actually pursued heavily 90s the. com explosion. credit rfc 1149 see close came full-stack avian transport layer internet : [URL]
til plato distinguished gymnast wrestler , well known wrestling prowess.
til general napier asked respect indian custom burning widows husband's funeral pyre , replied english custom hang murderers. read windows instead widows initially understand someone would upset this. man's window prized possession
til british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old.
til rms olympic , sister ship titanic , rammed u-boat sunk , making merchant ship world war sunk enemy vessel.
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches careful. want piss scientologists. i'm even kidding.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank move light annoying put reach? expect serious revenge he's still got bright light annoying him. cunts put reach. block light he's annoyed. clearly wants darkness. idk irks much does. totally agree. one intelligent animals earth compromise cover light .. germans :" zee light must stay on! octopoos cannot break zee rules. " zee octopus dangerous must deel vit it.
.." , guitarist angus young said" need play [ album ] backwards , never hid [ messages ]. we'd call album highway hell , right front them. " favorite angus quote :" people saying acdc released album 8 times. say them? "" that's bullshit! we've released album 9 times" enjoy quote gets repeated ever increasing numbers switched .. ya , original quote was" people saying ac / dc released album 9 times , say them? " that's bullshit released album 10 times" laughing loud. google quote .. > i'm sick tired people saying put 11 albums sound exactly same. fact , we've put 12 albums sound exactly same. i'm sorry , [ here's actually video clip saying ] ( [URL] )
til france illegal deny holocaust happened.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance.
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. amazingly , every guns n roses band member appetite destruction still alive. motley too? like f..? none hold candle ozzy. he's actually donating body science dies figure lived drugs alcohol. prince darkness , whatever want.
til brendan fraser pays $ 900,00 year alimony ex-wife afton smith. got separated 2008 ..
til sources say kim il-sung , founder north korea , could actually impostor , might stolen name resistance leader died
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. oh , sorry , thought america
til prohibition , people used get prescriptions ' medical ' wine alcohol , like today weed.
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero. rip. passed away yesterday. sad numerous levels. usually , one spouse passes far behind. that's usually spouses old. fallacy with" retire , die" . people usually retire they're top notch ..
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" really fucking picture , ops fault come reddit find advert. want bars wall [ think it? ] ( [URL] ) im trouble locating large breasted woman.
niki lauda makes 1,200 , 00 year monetising forehead.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. many confused. answer homeowner's insurance likely umbrella coverage. insurance clearly covered acts caused residents household. result , victims could sue parents actually get damages. homeowners insurance include? yep , umbrella policy. one added mine. $ 1 million covers pretty much anything around $ 300 / year. whats funny teenager moves it'll drop $ 120 / year!
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly like high school history stuff , anyway.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. nope. take phrase. > jack jill went hill , jack tripped jill. resulted lawsuit. becomes jajwuth 42ofjtbtbj98trial! # wait share how'd kno let's hope website hashes user data effectively. otherwise idiot uses passw 0rd password might get data stolen. reddit censor password comment it? lapislazulirule 34 work?
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. that's giving someone promotion , need given added responsibilities gradually , prove competence. unsuccessful , transfer responsibilities someone else.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind. space race byproduct developing icbms .. spacex merely clever front future top time post / r / prorevenge .. " bully school? i'll strand mars prison" .
til phil collins honorary member hip-hop group , bone thugs-n-harmony due international success single , home , collins featured. collin moniker group chrome bone.
til male swiss citizen , roger federer compulsorily required serve armed forces. however , 2003 , despite already become tennis pro , deemed ' unfit ' back problem , relieved
til : 76 % known serial killers 20th century united states. key word is" known" countries catch acknowledge serial killers. russia bragged usa serial killers. truth never coordinated police force tie crimes together. mean usa # 1 catching known serial killers too?
til james cameron supposed make spider man film 1990s leonardo dicaprio spider man & arnold schwarzenegger doctor octopus
til height pokmon go , number players tried sneaking highly classified military explosives plant virginia charizard reportedly located inside arsenal. sounds like plot 80 ' sci-fi movie. definitely. imagined guy wandering around dark looking pokmon , accidentally falls pool secret government research chemicals - turning * * pokmon. probably something lot less cute.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. actually worked called alternative medicine. would called medicine.
til height pokmon go , number players tried sneaking highly classified military explosives plant virginia charizard reportedly located inside arsenal.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " gene hackman asked starred superman said" give 2 million reasons why" particularly great reasons , taken together , become impossible refuse. wait minute , superman good though! ! f..! !! ?? superman iv however i've never heard this" superman iv" .. low budget movie terrible plot bad acting? / almost sarcasm try pretend idea never came like idea nicholas cage considered superman role.
til - wwi , king albert belgium personally led defense germans , queen served nurse , son enlisted infanty.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " well sounds like slavery steps.
til final explosion krakatoa measured 310 db , loud enough heard perfectly clearly 3,100 miles away.
til british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old. " british pound" kinda sounds like sex move.
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters. german. til kill shelters.
til agnes milowka , renowned cave diver filmed stunts movie sanctum. long filming scene movie extra air tank left behind order squeeze tight cave passage , died exact thing real
til gary webb , reporter san jose mercury news first broke story cia involvement cocaine trade , found dead with" two gunshot wounds head. " death , 2004 , ruled
til grizzly bears feared respected native americans hunting required company 4 10 warriors done preparation ceremoniality intertribal warfare. * * til 2008 sleuth 30 bears besieged platinum mining compound olyotorsky district northern kamchatka. two guards killed prevented workers leaving homes * * article! oh god , they're organizing. never thought would read" bears besieged" sentence
til peppers used tabasco sauce picked hand. pepper pickers compare color peppers small red stick ; colors match , peppers ripe used sauce production process.
til programmers atari late 70s went ceo company asking royalties names included boxes , turned went formed company - - activision
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax soon known as" retail credit agency" following congressional testimony. < two weeks later > okay , calling ourselves" credit mcchecky clown penis" literally name left. let's hope nothing goes wrong time. could always washington redskins credit agency
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. job's belief alternative medicine surprising. one point fruitarian believed fruitarians bo , bathe.
til prisoners female-only concentration camp ravensbruck purposefully sewed socks thin heels toes german soldier's feet would get sore.
til first simpsons treehouse horror , marge warns parents content episode advising put children bed. warning put sincere effort warn young viewers , producers felt somewhat scary.
til steve-o clown graduated ringling brothers barnum & bailey clown college
til oprah born single mother , wore potato sacks clothes , molested family , gave birth stillborn child 14
til thalidomide , infamous morning sickness drug caused severe birth defects , never approved use us single reviewer fda think tested enough , resisted industry pressure approve drug anyway. mom told prescription thalidomide carrying , decided save money put morning sickness.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. * soup meal. soup sandwich - - that's meal!
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged league ~ ~ light ~ ~ little 5.5 km. 20,00 would 110,00 km. earth measures 12,750 km across equator. go 20,00 leagues deep , would end 17.6 thousand leagues space. according wikipedia verne used paris league 4km , 80 00km total.
til - wwi , king albert belgium personally led defense germans , queen served nurse , son enlisted infanty.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. 1. rent plane 2. bless rain clouds fly , turn local downfall holy water 3. secretly baptise everyone 4. ~ ~? ?? ~ ~ collect tithes 5. profit
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. nothing .. mormons baptize die! baptize people listed phone book. grandmother use baptize neighborhood kids / babies kitchen sink watching summer. catholic want babies going purgatory / hell. grew catholic .. non-clergy even baptisms? sounds weird. absence priest laymen perform baptisms roman catholicism.
til von trapp family , made famous sound music , lost fortune great depression , children's singing careers purely way earn livelihood.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes method acting. helicopters middle earth. really got character. lot work die 1st movie trilogy. people love kill sean bean .. like , thing. great good job sad often happens early stories acting skills squandered , time screen sure fucking great job
til one ever seen echidna ejaculate.
til jfk records act , act states government documents related kennedy assassination publicly disclosed october 26 2017.
til harlan ellison wrote hugo award winning short story" mouth , must scream" single night. made changes first draft.
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. .. realized like dogs alive 9/11 probably dead .. =[ oh yeah. also , remember comet full house? he's dead too. dog frasier died 2006.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. * soup meal. soup sandwich - - that's meal! maybe crushed crackers soup
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. many confused. answer homeowner's insurance likely umbrella coverage. insurance clearly covered acts caused residents household. result , victims could sue parents actually get damages. homeowners insurance include? yep , umbrella policy. one added mine. $ 1 million covers pretty much anything around $ 300 / year. whats funny teenager moves it'll drop $ 120 / year! homeowner without kids : umbrella f-ing cheap stupid it. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. job's belief alternative medicine surprising. one point fruitarian believed fruitarians bo , bathe. fruitarian thing ten days back see like. euphoric time , horrible bo. edit : wow , protip ladies gentleman : want draw world's nutritional experts onto reddit , make comment euphoric? side effect fruit diet? got details?
til jordan peele's" get out" made $ 252.4 million worldwide box office , 55 times production budget $ 4.5 million.
til day crew battleship uss texas intentionally flooded torpedo tube order cause 2 degree list , giving main guns enough extra elevation boost range & hit target mainland. " dude i'm telling , flood torpedo blister send one super far! it'll gnarly" afterward" laughing loud rekt" good game
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged jules verne treasury kid , illustrations always blew away. think they're woodcuts? [URL] much wood would woodcutter cut woodcutter woodcut wood?
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. * soup meal. depends soup. pho soup meal. mostly non-soup parts.
til ford actually base decision ford pinto estimated legal costs lawsuits. myth given new life fight club. * devalues friends family even * must find friends first devalue buy friends $ 1.2 million shit i'll friend 10 dollars listen sing?
til many german pows captured allies ww2 horrified footage holocaust burned uniforms called germany surrender , even volunteered join fight axis.
til world premiere blazing saddles took place drive-in theater burbank , ca 200 guests watched film horseback.
til marvel's first movie , howard duck , bombed box office. cost estimated $ 37 million , grossed $ 38 million internationally , netting $ 1 million.
til double-blind study published nature showed experienced astrologers better determining people psychological traits based location stars birth someone randomly guessing them. need double blind study tell matters divination imagined fantasies. taurus.
til double-blind study published nature showed experienced astrologers better determining people psychological traits based location stars birth someone randomly guessing them.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen woosh sploosh ^ * * spunk * * i'm thirsty. mouth?
til christianity , islam judaism worship abrahamic god. religious texts also feature many figures , histories places. jesus also muslim prophet. thought common knowledge? allah / yahweh / god character.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" really fucking picture , ops fault come reddit find advert. want bars wall [ think it? ] ( [URL] ) im trouble locating large breasted woman. _oo_ / | | /
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out.
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con really got role , good her! dunno , really catwoman play sexually-charged game basketball children watching? loop one , what's context? edit : oh god
til sitting bull touring buffalo bill's wild west show , impressed annie oakley's shooting abilities charmed character gave name" little sure shot" symbolically adopted daughter. sounds suspiciously like something a" wild west show" promoter would come with. welcome like 85 percent us history " greatest country world" . founded genocide slavery. yup , checks out. countries participated genocide. difficult name country history participated genocide one way another.
til people grow cities twice likely develop schizophrenia , even controlling drug use ethnicity.
til penn jillette penn teller painted finger nails red joke response mother telling get manicure people would looking hands , always keeps one finger nail painted red memory mother.
til quetzalcoatl got drunk slept sister , quetzalpetlatl. upon waking next day , realized , stone box built , laid , set fire. zeus could've learned things guy oedipus plucked eyes found did. way every attempt tell story stage colossal disaster.
til singer peanut butter jelly time passed away eleven-hour standoff police even snoop dogg brother-in-law tried convince surrender.
til height pokmon go , number players tried sneaking highly classified military explosives plant virginia charizard reportedly located inside arsenal. sounds like plot 80 ' sci-fi movie. definitely. imagined guy wandering around dark looking pokmon , accidentally falls pool secret government research chemicals - turning * * pokmon. probably something lot less cute.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. think got idea movie? ? 93.6 % hollywood films inspired eric cartman. study done yale , can't seem find link however .. eat pudding movie?
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. mean , angel , likes customers? business owners thrive them.
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone.
til airedale terriers carried messages soldiers wwi dedicated duties. one named ' jack ' ran half mile enemy fire. made headquarters jaw broken one leg badly splintered died delivering message
til : nixon sent champagne note saying" justice ultimately prevails" mark felt pardoned reagan. 30 years later , revealed mark felt was" deep throat" helped bring watergate cover-up light. good ol ' days government held accountable actions edit : probably put / end this. think sarcasm came across. remember spying without warrant something concerned about? remember americans condemned torture barbaric shameful? 24 told ends justify means fine. [ jack bauer also told shoving bath towel someones throat remove stomach pulled out. ] ( [URL] )
til plato gave definition man as" featherless bipeds ," diogenes plucked chicken brought plato's academy , saying ," behold! i've brought man ," academy added" broad flat nails" definition.
til last words serial killer peter krten were" tell .. head chopped , still able hear , least moment , sound blood gushing stump neck? would pleasure end pleasures. " jesus fuck. make mistake reading wiki article guy. fucking hell. i'm sure i've read depraved person before.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. homeowner without kids : umbrella f-ing cheap stupid it. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. insurance broker , advise keep car keys , fireworks , anything incendiary , kid lock key.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity.
til kyoto , former capital japan , means" capital city" tokyo means" eastern capital" there's great [ documentary ] ( [URL] ) goes naming convention japan came , really interesting stuff.
til 3 banana companies overthrew government honduras.
til phil collins honorary member hip-hop group , bone thugs-n-harmony due international success single , home , collins featured. collin moniker group chrome bone.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. dolphin without hands? dolphin penises prehensile. like tentacles. take moment think that. til i'm never swimming ocean again.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. dwight right.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. fuck? took words right mouth. can't think many situations parents guilty children's actions , certainly one them.
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. say find job love , never work day life. little tougher happen love smoking drinking whiskey , done.
til davy crockett , congressman you. s. house representatives , opposed president andrew jackson's 1830 indian removal act member tennessee delegation vote it. six years later died defending alamo.
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. dogs. good. i've yet meet doggy immediately like. people? fuck people. asshole dogs.
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league least qualified european competition we're capable winning .. enjoy maccabi tel aviv away cunts tel aviv lovely city really. let's hope they're miserable.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. sound like shill big children.
til british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old. 1200 years old , here's [ king edward hammered silver penny ] ( [URL] ) , clocking least 710 years old. obverse : edw r angl dns hyb edward king
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league calling - bayern stumble group stages champions league get third , fall europa league , we'll make annual trip allianz round 32. oh fuckoff guys again. [URL] replace" rudy gay" with" bayern" .
til uss johnston saluted japanese destroyer captain sinking , spending nearly 3 hours squaring 23 japanese ships , including 4 battleships , 8 cruisers 11 destroyers.
til 4 us states completely banned billboards
til nazis cleared minefields chasing captured civilians across , detonating explosives. everything hear nazi folks leads believe the" baddies" .
til 4 us states completely banned billboards til 4 states banned them. taking rest guys long?
til gowanus canal brooklyn , nyc polluted unidentifiable new forms microbiological life arisen sludge
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " he's like actor take every script he's given yet remains highly respected still offered great roles. nic cage started ( he's oscar winner ) destroyed career. nic cage already peaked con air face / off. cannot top performances matter are. enjoyed matchstick men loathe nic cage , weatherman amazing movie. what's reasoning behind loathing him? even like he's bad dude. understand cage hate. like i'm mega fan , understand hate.
til male dolphins sometimes masturbate wrapping live eel around penis
til credit card" chip" technology ( aka emv ) rolled us almost 25 years old yeah , went england years ago , everyone chips. one kid market register thought card super advanced american chip. america behind lots stuff .. windows capability 500 years ago example. [ look this. ] ( [URL] ) wait wait wait .. thought everyone uses windows like that. americans don't?
til thomas jefferson kept shetland sheep white house. attacked several people , killed small boy , eventually called" abominable animal" . adorab - wait , * killed * child? back then? presidents goat killed one children. take it? " oh ok mr. president. love anyways" * kicks * well kids back pretty decent chance diying anyways.
til lexus april fool's day joke , introduced" variable load coupling rear orientation ( v-lcro )" seats , technology attaches driver seat velcro allow aggressive turns.
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza.
til : british used concentration camps commit genocide kenya 1950 ' s.
til general napier asked respect indian custom burning widows husband's funeral pyre , replied english custom hang murderers.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " [ removed ] want sad_face want smile mean .. wish could get along like used middle school .. wish could bake cake filled rainbows smiles everyone would eat happy ..
til ford actually base decision ford pinto estimated legal costs lawsuits. myth given new life fight club. * devalues friends family even * must find friends first devalue buy friends $ 1.2 million shit i'll friend 10 dollars listen sing?
til response a" catastrophic emergency ," united states government suspended replaced single , combined branch" coordinated" president , indefinitely. senate
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" really fucking picture , ops fault come reddit find advert. want bars wall [ think it? ] ( [URL] ) im trouble locating large breasted woman. _oo_ / | | /
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes tbf helicopters scary fuck.
til programmers atari late 70s went ceo company asking royalties names included boxes , turned went formed company - - activision
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. "
til america's first female mayor elected 1887. group men nominated joke , 60 percent vote. 4chan 1887?
til penn jillette penn teller painted finger nails red joke response mother telling get manicure people would looking hands , always keeps one finger nail painted red memory mother.
til name tyrone irish county tyrone
.. british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old. feel like i'm taking crazy pills. op , coin showing front back. person verifying authenticity display front back plastic protective container? saw coin? like separating oreo cookie? oh , haha , no. held place [ plastic container called a" slab" ] ( [URL] ) coin collecting community. ok. i'm going od crazy pills here. slab holds coin. front ( heads ) separated back ( tails )? shown slab. two separate coins , sawn two? separated. fully intact coin. see side coin , literally turn slab around. wonder many pounds hooker cost 1200 years ago.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. months sea probably care ship's integrity compromised .. " well guys looks like we're gonna stay fix boat. darn. " captain ; got bad news lads. ship literally falling apart stay .. sailors : woohoo! captain : .. nails .. sailors : mutiny! " rape pillage get nails back go home! " " ah , royal majesty , * barbaric * tribes attacked us stole screws , .. attacked back screws. that's took us long return home. "
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes method acting. helicopters middle earth. really got character. lot work die 1st movie trilogy. people love kill sean bean .. like , thing.
til nasa pilots routinely intercepted defeated you. s. navy phantom iis mock dogfights , complaints navy put end harassment.
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001.
til nintendo sued galoob prevent release nes cheating device , game genie ; legal battle followed. sega genesis version , sega allowed release , officially licensed it. nintendo long history liking mods. reddit loves nintendo much? common dislike mods? reddit mods surely worse game genies though.
til recordings existed alexander graham bell's voice wax cardboard disc discovered 2013. hear bell say scottish-tinged accent" hear voice. .. . alexander. . graham. . bell"
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. til anti-vaxers trying save economy. .. surprising revelation look little johnny , city needs new library. can't afford let live. kids.
til classic pc game" baldur's gate" developed , alongside engine , 18 months team 60 people never worked video game before. still one best rpg games ever made. recently re-released ' enhanced edition ' even enjoyable play now.
almost half voters expect brexit talks conclude successfully , poll suggests
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank move light annoying put reach? expect serious revenge he's still got bright light annoying him. cunts put reach. block light he's annoyed. clearly wants darkness. idk irks much does. totally agree. one intelligent animals earth compromise cover light .. germans :" zee light must stay on! octopoos cannot break zee rules. " zee octopus dangerous must deel vit it.
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. , got hired 15 times. that's positive. i'm met multiple women exactly like that. get hired drop hat garbage employees.
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con person attacked another congoer , adrianne stepped up. congoer? one congo? think related con. specifically congo-con person cosplaying amy. congogoer
til band chumbawamba , mainly known ubiquitous hit" tubthumping" , actually politically charged anarcho-punk band advised fans steal music chain stores.
til peppers used tabasco sauce picked hand. pepper pickers compare color peppers small red stick ; colors match , peppers ripe used sauce production process.
til that" video killed radio star" best selling record australia 27 years.
til wwii general george patton believed reincarnated ancient roman soldier , also thought served napoleon.
til 2001 , united states ' military airdropped 2.4 million pop-tarts afghanistan us invasion.
til nasa pilots routinely intercepted defeated you. s. navy phantom iis mock dogfights , complaints navy put end harassment.
til shaka zulu's mother died 1827 , 7,00 people executed being" insufficiently grief-stricken" . cows also slaughtered young calves would" know feels like lose mother. "
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. 1. rent plane 2. bless rain clouds fly , turn local downfall holy water 3. secretly baptise everyone 4. ~ ~? ?? ~ ~ collect tithes 5. profit get priests sanctify local water supply acround world. baptise everyone every time shower. nope , priests bless 1 birdbath full water time source : holly bibble
til greek origin word" idiot" used mean someone participate politics public affairs
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" things never change. ain't broke .. .. drinking fast enough. need faster , barry.
til you. state texas roughly 10 % larger france almost twice large germany. you. s. big , really big. sometimes i'm surprised throughout course history never become multiple countries.
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. thing think weapons used. unsecured. edit : information , apparently straw purchased guns wrong. think" bowling columbine" info , bullying guns. shooters bought weapons themselves. take parents guns. got girl class buy weapons , underage time. ever legal action , result cooperation investigation charges filed her.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " well sounds like slavery steps.
til johann tetzel , indulgence salesman martin luther's time , asked indulgence could purchased future sins. said yes , later beaten robbed buyer , said act future sin question.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging [ loophole ] ( [URL] ) r / accidentalpun that's great sub , thanks roping in! loop. puns tight! ! #do get it? noose tight.
til japanese war criminal hideki tojo arrested , given new dentures awaited trial , american dentist made secretly drilled" remember pearl harbour" morse code
til civil war ended , first general confederate army active reform party , spoke favor civil rights voting recently freed slaves.
til singer peanut butter jelly time passed away eleven-hour standoff police even snoop dogg brother-in-law tried convince surrender. almost sounds like title r / subredditsimulator curious : [ subreddit simulator ] ( [URL] )
til height pokmon go , number players tried sneaking highly classified military explosives plant virginia charizard reportedly located inside arsenal. sounds like plot 80 ' sci-fi movie. definitely. imagined guy wandering around dark looking pokmon , accidentally falls pool secret government research chemicals - turning * * pokmon. probably something lot less cute.
til eleven cases blood alcohol content higher 1 % , poland holds five last one painful. every little tiny scratch scrape body soaked alcohol time. another note , may hold record cleanest person human history. hope fell asleep tub lay think get got progressively drunk. maybe thought she'd revolutionized alcohol consumption. didn't. i'll leave [ ] ( [URL] ) .. [ may seen informal version ] ( [URL] )
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death regret bone-itis man , great episode. get home work i'll re-watch netfli .. oh wait
til president jimmy carter placed peanut farm blind trust elected president. term ended , found badly mismanaged $ 1 million debt.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. evaded secret service managed make whitehouse grounds whilst underwear. someone shat brick night. either none whitehouse security team balls man handle russian premier back indoors , yeltsin drunk af embarrassing russia problem , choke holding head state diplomatic incident
til lexus april fool's day joke , introduced" variable load coupling rear orientation ( v-lcro )" seats , technology attaches driver seat velcro allow aggressive turns.
til japanese oil tanker captain fell cactus santa barbra oil field , provoking laughter local workers. 5 years later returned imperial japanese navy sub made first mainland shelling us oil
til kimi raikkonen two points away winning 2003 drivers championship winning one race entire season
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged league ~ ~ light ~ ~ little 5.5 km. 20,00 would 110,00 km. earth measures 12,750 km across equator. go 20,00 leagues deep , would end 17.6 thousand leagues space.
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con really didn't" fend off" anyone. like freaked screamed. bull whip hand time. source : used good friend hers. used be? sense may story there. burns bridges friends use them. meet lot great people though. still friends them. sounds like classic narcissist. i'm saying dealings type , either them. there's middle ground. sith deals absolutes.
til japanese war criminal hideki tojo arrested , given new dentures awaited trial , american dentist made secretly drilled" remember pearl harbour" morse code
til russia's economy ( $ 1.3 ) 69 % size italy's economy ( $ 1.9 ). climate russia challenge agriculture , whereas italy perfect climate [ spaghetti trees ] ( [URL] ). yeah , russia lower gdp canada 4 times population. countries similar climate , must reasons , russia's gdp would 4 times canada's is.
til american captives vietnam war would authenticate new prisoner's american identity tapping first five notes of" shave haircut" , cell wall , waiting appropriate response
til name hotmail chosen contains html , originally styled hotmail. 1996? ? til hotmail account since year zero. 13 year old really disappointed email address chose. could firstname.lastname instead whatever edgy name chose. friend recomended back two persons know initial + last name @hotmail
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. actual source wiki link book ' silk roads ' peter frankopan.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes tbf helicopters scary fuck.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind. " prius silent 5 mph , really deserves win"
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance performance navy though? recently collided boats? not. promoted!
til : nixon sent champagne note saying" justice ultimately prevails" mark felt pardoned reagan. 30 years later , revealed mark felt was" deep throat" helped bring watergate cover-up light.
til snooker player ronnie o'sullivan accused disrespect opponent using opposite hand take shot. prove bringing game disrepute , played 3 frames left-hand former world championship runner-up , winning 3.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us americans say" got lot spunk kid" . said you. k would arrested. maybe 1940s .. gal's got moxie! look well takes spunk!
til every part dandelion edible. leaves buds eaten greens , flowers made wine , roots roasted ground make" coffee. "
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " gene hackman asked starred superman said" give 2 million reasons why" particularly great reasons , taken together , become impossible refuse. wait minute , superman good though! ! f..! !! ?? superman iv however i've never heard this" superman iv" .. low budget movie terrible plot bad acting? / almost sarcasm try pretend idea never came like idea nicholas cage considered superman role.
til ford actually base decision ford pinto estimated legal costs lawsuits. myth given new life fight club. * devalues friends family even * must find friends first devalue buy friends $ 1.2 million shit i'll friend 10 dollars listen sing?
til vietnam war 30,00 american draft dodgers fled canada , number canadians volunteered fight
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time
til snoop dogg directed porn , name porn snoop doggystyle. released , huge hit top selling release year 2002 avn awards.
til daily planet , lois lane clark kent ( superman ) work owned bruce wayne ( batman )
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. thought * fruit * would cure cancer. apples guy bannanas. * b-a-n-a-n-a-s! !! * record i'm singing , correcting spelling error.
til airedale terriers carried messages soldiers wwi dedicated duties. one named ' jack ' ran half mile enemy fire. made headquarters jaw broken one leg badly splintered died delivering message
til : 76 % known serial killers 20th century united states.
til name hotmail chosen contains html , originally styled hotmail. feel super dumb never putting together. even joked lot html pronounced" hut mull. " close , never made connection. we're like 2 peas pod. like 2 bundle sticks. technical term faggot. thinking hotmale.com.
til classic pc game" baldur's gate" developed , alongside engine , 18 months team 60 people never worked video game before. still one best rpg games ever made. recently re-released ' enhanced edition ' even enjoyable play now. still worth playing first time today? would date mechanics frustrating. i'm considering enhanced edition sequel maybe ..
til victoria's secret founded man felt embarrassed buying lingerie wife. wanted store men could feel comfortable buying lingerie , however business model later became unprofitable company sold.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging fishwife hanged murdering illegitimate infant shortly birth. long long ago , especially evidenced roman empire , infanticide often even considered crime baby six months old. guess lived wrong era. [URL]
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con person attacked another congoer , adrianne stepped up. congoer? one congo? think related con. specifically congo-con person cosplaying amy. congogoer
til infinity sign also called the" lemniscate"
til one ever seen echidna ejaculate.
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. wow amazing work dairy lobby dairy industry done impressive things years. food pyramid designed specifically encourage milk cheese consumption help struggling dairy farmers. wait. telling nutritional information .. official nutritional information government uses strictly scientifical?
til ancient greek philosopher jumped active volcano prove immortal god
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" really fucking picture , ops fault come reddit find advert. want bars wall [ think it? ] ( [URL] ) im trouble locating large breasted woman.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. father 4 , 1 16 year old girl ; confirm kids best hit teens , blow half shared data plan 8 days think know every fucking thing. edit : data oh god feel pain brother. 17 19 wrote many time day hear" understand" i'd need nasas budget count all.
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle.
til eleven cases blood alcohol content higher 1 % , poland holds five last one painful. every little tiny scratch scrape body soaked alcohol time. another note , may hold record cleanest person human history. hope fell asleep tub lay think get got progressively drunk. maybe thought she'd revolutionized alcohol consumption. didn't. i'll leave [ ] ( [URL] ) .. [ may seen informal version ] ( [URL] )
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. seinfeld taught many lessons. one favorite remember courtesy wave. never double dip. re-gift eat peas one time. eat snickers bar knife fork.
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged jules verne treasury kid , illustrations always blew away. think they're woodcuts? [URL]
til one ever seen echidna ejaculate. sir , seen enough sonic hedge hog fan art. google" [ first name ] hedgehog. " by" ," mean" dont. " first name extremely unusual , 4 living people know it. 3 father grandfather.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. months sea probably care ship's integrity compromised ..
til honey bees ejaculate forcefully penises explode. kills honey bee. , technically speaking , mate life.
til credit card" chip" technology ( aka emv ) rolled us almost 25 years old damn. they'll probably phase europe soon far know already begun talking that. sure replacing nfc. denmark new cards contact-less. use pin purchases 30 $. wow , that's surprisingly low. canada usually either $ 50 $ 100 depending place. things probably lot cheaper too.
til dogs laugh. make laugh-like sounds tickled playing , sounds positive effect puppies hearing them.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us well , there's sodium dasani , could little salty. there's probably semen protein water
til inuits really term means eskimo brother :" aipak" , or" me" , describing positive relationship someone slept wife.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. that's giving someone promotion , need given added responsibilities gradually , prove competence. unsuccessful , transfer responsibilities someone else.
til : nixon sent champagne note saying" justice ultimately prevails" mark felt pardoned reagan. 30 years later , revealed mark felt was" deep throat" helped bring watergate cover-up light.
til michael jackson's estate continues allocate 20 % posthumous earnings various charities , specified will.
til george washington massive chain strung across hudson river order keep british sailing upriver. link weighed 100 + pounds.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. reminded ted talk one shooter's mother did. however , page crashing now. , reddit thread that? ted tedx? what's difference?
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" really fucking picture , ops fault come reddit find advert. want bars wall [ think it? ] ( [URL] ) im trouble locating large breasted woman.
til rms olympic , sister ship titanic , rammed u-boat sunk , making merchant ship world war sunk enemy vessel.
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. uneducated , furthest category extinct still extinction spectrum , every animal fit spectrum. like category field mice? edit : thanks answers guys! i'm authority , humans listed as" least concern" . likely latter. really category beyond that. " excess" . people get ideas .. know people ideas .. worried someone might make sort .. [ modest proposal? ] ( [URL] )
til 19th early 20th century roughly 1/3 rd norway's populations immigrated united states.
til post-debacle interview caught lip syncing shows , one members milli vanilli defended saying ," [ milli vanilli ] working mcdonald's. would done? "
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. that's giving someone promotion , need given added responsibilities gradually , prove competence. unsuccessful , transfer responsibilities someone else.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " except one suggested civilian able guns. middle ground britain old american west. edit : sith deals absolutes ; c
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. love milk find funny comment , milk positive comment , bottom thread. know reddit hated milk much.
til programmers atari late 70s went ceo company asking royalties names included boxes , turned went formed company - - activision
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity. meanwhile , i'm starting think selling kidney i'm broke .. funny say recently research organ markets. illegal sell organs you. s. , despite economically efficient solution organ shortage. good alternative would make motorcycles dirt cheap.
til russia's economy ( $ 1.3 ) 69 % size italy's economy ( $ 1.9 ). climate russia challenge agriculture , whereas italy perfect climate [ spaghetti trees ] ( [URL] ). yeah , russia lower gdp canada 4 times population. countries similar climate , must reasons , russia's gdp would 4 times canada's is.
til credit card" chip" technology ( aka emv ) rolled us almost 25 years old
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. worried purity drugs? visit nearest police station illegal drugs tested - free charge! i'm pick free boat could boat , could * * * mystery box * * *.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. reminds kazakhstan girl shooting competition played borat spoof anthem. link : [URL] australian sporting event competition i'd totally humorous alternative national anthem. mean think several contenders but" under" men work would least / appropriate think.
til jfk records act , act states government documents related kennedy assassination publicly disclosed october 26 2017.
til last words serial killer peter krten were" tell .. head chopped , still able hear , least moment , sound blood gushing stump neck? would pleasure end pleasures. "
til name hotmail chosen contains html , originally styled hotmail. growing think html abbreviation hotmail , guess worked.
til programmers atari late 70s went ceo company asking royalties names included boxes , turned went formed company - - activision
til gary webb , reporter san jose mercury news first broke story cia involvement cocaine trade , found dead with" two gunshot wounds head. " death , 2004 , ruled pool water lead investigators pursue ice gun theory. mythbusters shot one really trust mythbusters one. think there's lot things possible advanced enough technology really tested mythbusters. cia actually has" ice bullets" , think mythbusters could recreate it. what's point bullets? simply stab people want kill? leaves wound bullet too. forensics match blade wounds. ice bullet never traced back source time found water.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. episode 30 rock , character pete hornberger never overachieves avoid getting promoted head.
til male swiss citizen , roger federer compulsorily required serve armed forces. however , 2003 , despite already become tennis pro , deemed ' unfit ' back problem , relieved
til that" video killed radio star" best selling record australia 27 years.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" kinda want one now. would love sample beer like back then. like everything else ancient history , probably 100 times shittier used
til nasa pilots routinely intercepted defeated you. s. navy phantom iis mock dogfights , complaints navy put end harassment.
til medal honor recipient thomas baker asked left behind japanese counter attack saipan due wounded. asked 1 pistol 8 bullets. returning us army found corpse 8 dead japanese.
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. went become one evil morally deprived corporations existence ..
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. tall 78 storeys? well storey floor 78 floors tall floor? long piece string? many roads must man walk , call man?
audrey hepburn's first starring role ' roman holiday ' ( 1953 ). gregory peck insisted hepburn's name appear film's title font large :" got change she'll big star i'll look gregory peck awesome dude. would appear knew up. gonna turn audrey hepburn love-in , talk wait dark. god damn love movie.
til peppers used tabasco sauce picked hand. pepper pickers compare color peppers small red stick ; colors match , peppers ripe used sauce production process.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. father 4 , 1 16 year old girl ; confirm kids best hit teens , blow half shared data plan 8 days think know every fucking thing. edit : data
til mid - 1990s , due stress acting promotion films , jean-claude van damme developed cocaine addiction. spent $ 10,00 week , snorted 10 grams per day 1996.
til dueling , common two male giraffes sex eachother. interactions males found frequent heterosexual coupling
til east st. louis higher murder rate honduras , country highest murder rate world
til thalidomide , infamous morning sickness drug caused severe birth defects , never approved use us single reviewer fda think tested enough , resisted industry pressure approve drug anyway.
til first simpsons treehouse horror , marge warns parents content episode advising put children bed. warning put sincere effort warn young viewers , producers felt somewhat scary.
til last words serial killer peter krten were" tell .. head chopped , still able hear , least moment , sound blood gushing stump neck? would pleasure end pleasures. " hear sound blood gushing stump neck , would ejaculate? r / nocontext r / evenwithcontext finally proper use. ejaculate?
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank move light annoying put reach? expect serious revenge he's still got bright light annoying him. cunts put reach. block light he's annoyed. clearly wants darkness. idk irks much does. totally agree. one intelligent animals earth compromise cover light .. germans :" zee light must stay on! octopoos cannot break zee rules. " zee octopus dangerous must deel vit it.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" things never change. humanity never changed even one tiny bit. check ancient shitposting. [URL]
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance.
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government.
til north korean spies stationed abroad receive training shop supermarkets , use credit cards visit clubs , amenities commonplace north korea.
til bruce willis agreed guest star friends losing bet his" whole nine yards" co-star mathew perry. played jennifer aniston's love interest 3 episode arc emmy performance. donated acting fee five
audrey hepburn's first starring role ' roman holiday ' ( 1953 ). gregory peck insisted hepburn's name appear film's title font large :" got change she'll big star i'll look
til cocaine alcohol nearly identical rates addiction
til 1983 , caddies masters tournament black. due clubs tradition. * indeed , club co-founder clifford roberts reputed said ," long i'm alive , golfers white , caddies black. " * prediction probably turned correct well killed 3rd hole 1977 yes correct
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. raccoon hacked bank america account transferred money checking offshore account cayman islands. raccoon stole 20 dollars?
til town florida named frostproof marketing plot claim town would never citrus frost. less two years founding frost killed citrus town. never thought i'd see til local place seeing i'm middle nowhere
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold [ google street view house blurred out. ] ( [URL] )
.. jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank surroundings. imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " " nested simulations would taxing systems. we'll make physically impossible. "" how? "" i'm sure , we'll make something like speed light. "
til honey bees ejaculate forcefully penises explode. kills honey bee.
til north korean leader kim jong-il parodied film team america : world police ( 2004 ) , democratic people's republic korea asked czech republic ban film.
til term checkmate , according barnhart etymological dictionary , alteration persian phrase" shh mt" ( ) means , literally ," king helpless" word ( mta ) still exists pashto , means destroyed. matar spanish means kill.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. many confused. answer homeowner's insurance likely umbrella coverage. insurance clearly covered acts caused residents household. result , victims could sue parents actually get damages. homeowners insurance include? yep , umbrella policy. one added mine. $ 1 million covers pretty much anything around $ 300 / year. whats funny teenager moves it'll drop $ 120 / year! homeowner without kids : umbrella f-ing cheap stupid it.
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. * 1905 , companies merged become nestl anglo-swiss condensed milk company , retaining name 1947. * good decision shorten nestl. dunno , think shortened anglo-swiss condensed milk company. roles tongue , know. anglo milk
til patsy cline offered car ride back nashville singer dottie west. cline refused , telling west ," worry , hoss. time go , time. " patsy cline died plane crash
til terry kath band chigaco's last words were" worry .. look , clip even it" - putting pistol temple pulling trigger. that's always check chamber. also aim guns head pull trigger.
til final explosion krakatoa measured 310 db , loud enough heard perfectly clearly 3,100 miles away.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " particularly great reasons , taken together , become impossible refuse. wait minute , superman good though! ! f..! !! ?? superman iv however i've never heard this" superman iv" .. low budget movie terrible plot bad acting? / almost sarcasm try pretend idea never came like idea nicholas cage considered superman role. budget superman n64 believe remember grandparents buying [ game ] ( [URL] ) excited end week threw fucking trash
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged league ~ ~ light ~ ~ little 5.5 km. 20,00 would 110,00 km. earth measures 12,750 km across equator. go 20,00 leagues deep , would end 17.6 thousand leagues space. according wikipedia verne used paris league 4km , 80 00km total.
til ted kaczynski ( unabomber ) updated alumni information harvard 2012 : called eight life sentences" awards" current occupation as" prisoner"
til : imax projectionists wear body armor handling imax lamps ; dropped , explode resulting quartz shrapnel.
til greek origin word" idiot" used mean someone participate politics public affairs
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. hahaha. that's cockroach's theme , though. mexican hat dance , also known el jarabe tapato. know tapatio sauce makes military breakfasts bearable. shitty powdered eggs grey ( reason ) cardboard bacon? liberal application tapatio mix together make okay skillet. tapatio , iirc , means" guadalajara" get wrong , also great basic sauce slather shit needs sauce get through. yep , means guadalajara think seen sauce mention. pretty good spice things up. although valentina best. el yucateco ya wimp
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold [ google street view house blurred out. ] ( [URL] )
til oprah born single mother , wore potato sacks clothes , molested family , gave birth stillborn child 14
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us ive never heard life aside british people from? thought common across us.
til steve jobs took acid , said" taking lsd profound experience , one important things life" would seem there's wide range experiences lsd. since often dark enough thoughts nightmares terrifying , i'd definitely rather risk it.
til reindeer one mammals see uv light , allowing see lichen , polar bears snow , urine trails also helps guide santa's sleigh christmas eve! need bitch ass rudolph.
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters. work? wouldnt point overrun? think allowed run part law question. , think meant dogs. dogs allowed drive germany.
til michael jackson would requested wine served diet coke cans flights , want kids see drinking alcohol.
til johann tetzel , indulgence salesman martin luther's time , asked indulgence could purchased future sins. said yes , later beaten robbed buyer , said act future sin question.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. evaded secret service managed make whitehouse grounds whilst underwear. someone shat brick night. either none whitehouse security team balls man handle russian premier back indoors , yeltsin drunk af embarrassing russia problem , choke holding head state diplomatic incident would also diplomatic incident , though , someone managed harm yeltsin state , part result sufficient protection around time.
til eagles '" hotel california" written twilight zone styled metaphor l. a. beverly hills strange inhabitants. steely knives reference steely dan , inspired band bold lyrics.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels. " shrieking eels" 30 understand reference
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. oh , sorry , thought america gawl , sharon! love suddenly like season 8 randy became best character. favorite south park trivia trey parker dad named randy geologist ..
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. one eyy .. guy fucks horses ever hear anything ginger boots fucking ostritch?
til inuits really term means eskimo brother :" aipak" , or" me" , describing positive relationship someone slept wife.
til directing jurassic park , spielberg saw cgi t. rex , said stop motion animator phil tippett ," job ," tippett replied ," mean extinct? ". spielberg later incorporated dialogue
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " except one suggested civilian able guns. middle ground britain old american west. edit : sith deals absolutes ; c
til 3 banana companies overthrew government honduras. wonder kind republic kind company that. important question , kind clothing would sell you?
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. many confused. answer homeowner's insurance likely umbrella coverage. insurance clearly covered acts caused residents household. result , victims could sue parents actually get damages.
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold [ google street view house blurred out. ] ( [URL] )
til lexus april fool's day joke , introduced" variable load coupling rear orientation ( v-lcro )" seats , technology attaches driver seat velcro allow aggressive turns.
til michael jackson would requested wine served diet coke cans flights , want kids see drinking alcohol. always put heroin epipen. epi-pens intramuscular injections. heroin vascular.
til classic pc game" baldur's gate" developed , alongside engine , 18 months team 60 people never worked video game before. still one best rpg games ever made. recently re-released ' enhanced edition ' even enjoyable play now.
storyline chronological order ridley scott's alien prequels goes" prometheus , awakening , covenant" . awakening screenplay already written along elizabeth shaw david 8 featured it.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material.
til common heart shape ( :heart_suit: ) quite possibly based seed used birth control ancient times.
til inuits really term means eskimo brother :" aipak" , or" me" , describing positive relationship someone slept wife.
til battle germantown , 177 , cease fire called due small terrier wandering battlefield.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. "
warriors 5 team captains ( curry , kd , klay , dray iggy ) 15 players. one third roster made captains
til chrysler built 55 turbine-powered cars 1963-1964. could run fuel could burn oxygen , including perfume tequila , produced 130 horsepower. nine still exist. jay leno one , shouldnt much surprise anybody loves cars. [URL] i'm told there's one unassuming warehouse know terre haute , indiana small car collection. told still ran 10 years ago , idles smoothly balance nickel edge air intake. never saw i've terre haute , offense town believe anything interesting there.
til donald duck loved scandinavian countries sweden make illegal vote political elections. 2005 norway 1/4 total population read donald duck magazine , and" donaldism" became thing. confirm. norwegian. tons comics. teenagers even adults read them. they're cutesy childish traditional disney stuff. fascinating decendents vikings donald duck magazine collectors. us never vikings. norsemen , yes , raiders. anime manga big there? e. g. one punch man , attack titans , dragon ball super
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! "
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out.
til walk disturbance ( person worried walk may lose balance ) may appear social anxiety , especially passing group people.
til marvel's first movie , howard duck , bombed box office. cost estimated $ 37 million , grossed $ 38 million internationally , netting $ 1 million.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious.
til nikola tesla able integral calculus head , leading teachers believe cheating.
til michael jackson would requested wine served diet coke cans flights , want kids see drinking alcohol. thinking frank reynolds came original idea.
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time * know of. yea , like half animals ocean specific breeding grounds. right , necessarily mean they're capable communicating location distance breeding grounds members species - something ants , bees , ravens humans do. dolphins? whales matter.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes method acting. helicopters middle earth. really got character. lot work die 1st movie trilogy. people love kill sean bean .. like , thing. great good job sad often happens early stories acting skills squandered , time screen sure fucking great job
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " well sounds like slavery steps.
til tourism sector boomed , kazakhstan's foreign minister thanked sacha baron cohen 2012 release borat country saw 10x increase issued visas.
til actor martin sheen arrested total 66 times protesting acts civil disobedience - recently 2007 trespassing nevada nuclear test facility.
til wwii general george patton believed reincarnated ancient roman soldier , also thought served napoleon.
til credit card" chip" technology ( aka emv ) rolled us almost 25 years old damn. they'll probably phase europe soon far know already begun talking that. sure replacing nfc. denmark new cards contact-less. use pin purchases 30 $. wow , that's surprisingly low. canada usually either $ 50 $ 100 depending place. things probably lot cheaper too.
til band chumbawamba , mainly known ubiquitous hit" tubthumping" , actually politically charged anarcho-punk band advised fans steal music chain stores.
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold shit neighborhood 0 % chance working out?
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. .. realized like dogs alive 9/11 probably dead .. =[ oh yeah. also , remember comet full house? he's dead too. dog frasier died 2006.
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone.
til luxembourg liberated nazism 1944 , returning government impressed regulations laws concerning tax employment nazis made , decided simply keep them.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. way off. seinfeld young girl's strange , erotic journey milan minsk. necking schindler's list! least better english patient , hated film!
til plato gave definition man as" featherless bipeds ," diogenes plucked chicken brought plato's academy , saying ," behold! i've brought man ," academy added" broad flat nails" definition.
til 2002 fake sequel harry potter appeared china title" harry potter bao zuolong. " book consists text jrr tolkien's hobbit names changed harry potter characters.
til review of" lulu" , collaboration metallica lou reed , chuck klosterman wrote :" red hot chili peppers acoustically covered 12 worst primus songs starbucks , would still ( slightly
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. " boris yeltsin first words you. s. president clinton upon meeting 1995 , think o. j. it? " guy like relaxed uncle.
chiefs qb elvis grbac selected people's" sexiest athlete alive" 1998 accident. rather offend grbac , magazine ran
til eleven cases blood alcohol content higher 1 % , poland holds five
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. way off. seinfeld young girl's strange , erotic journey milan minsk. necking schindler's list! least better english patient , hated film!
til british supermarket chain iceland eu-wide trademark name , take legal action icelandic companies use it. icelandic government applied trademark invalidated , far without success.
til sitting bull touring buffalo bill's wild west show , impressed annie oakley's shooting abilities charmed character gave name" little sure shot" symbolically adopted daughter.
til phil collins honorary member hip-hop group , bone thugs-n-harmony due international success single , home , collins featured. collin moniker group chrome bone.
til form medieval torture , victims feet covered salt water goat would start licking them. sometimes laughter stress intense tickling resulted heart attack brain hemorrhage.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. relaxed drank fifth vodka every day like old russian proverb :" everything's okay enough vodka" including vodka? especially vodka. even vodka.
til theoretical physicist max planck told get field physics professor because" field , almost everything already discovered. " anyway originated quantum theory revolutionized field.
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. forget swallowing raw eggs. would raw eggs make voice rough? shells hard tissue mean that's one creative way contract salmonella odds getting salmonella way astronomically low almost silly even mention it.
til sitting bull touring buffalo bill's wild west show , impressed annie oakley's shooting abilities charmed character gave name" little sure shot" symbolically adopted daughter. sounds suspiciously like something a" wild west show" promoter would come with. welcome like 85 percent us history " greatest country world" . founded genocide slavery. yup , checks out.
til armadillos genus dasypus ( ones found us ) give birth four genetically identical young split embryo ; i. e. always identical quadruplets ; known vertebrate animals exhibit this" polyembryony"
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001.
til man arrested warrant 2016 returning copy movie freddy got fingered. tom green agreed pay fines outrageous sum
til ellie kemper ( office , unbreakable kimmy schmidt , crazy blow job girl ) one wealthiest families state missouri granddaughter mildred lane kemper , namesake mildred lane kemper art
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league
til international data code switzerland ch , stands confoederatio helvetica , latin name country. switzerland chose code avoid favouring four official languages.
til america's first female mayor elected 1887. group men nominated joke , 60 percent vote. much 2010 ' money? [ $ 24.80 ] ( [URL] ) somehow 24.80 seems insulting dollar. dollar clearly insult 24 bucks change calculated accurate representation feel did. town mayor fined 1 buck ( country's currency ). never got promotion that. thought funny teacher explained ammount show , important thing fined. promotes mayor laughing loud. given job , elected
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. job's belief alternative medicine surprising. one point fruitarian believed fruitarians bo , bathe. iirc ashton kutcher tried replicate diet stop due development pancreatic issues.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. thread r / sex yesterday using microscope form contraception. that's how. wait .. can't say link explain need know [URL] people condoms? feel good. makes sex less fun. folk say make difference straight lying themselves.
til 17th century , roman catholic church ruled beavers fish could eaten fridays.
til death steve irwin , speculated series revenge killings , least ten stingrays found dead mutilated coast queensland that's literally last thing would wanted ..
til michael jackson would requested wine served diet coke cans flights , want kids see drinking alcohol. thinking frank reynolds came original idea.
til kyoto , former capital japan , means" capital city" tokyo means" eastern capital"
til henley called paramedics home november 21 , 1980 , 16 - year-old girl found naked claiming overdosed quaaludes cocaine. henley got away contributing delinquency minor charge $ 2,500 fine.
til researchers believe humans worn clothes least 170,00 years. know pubic lice evolutionarily diverged head lice 170,00 years ago , pubic lice need live clothing survive.
til enough water lake superior flood entire landmasses north south america depth 1 foot. contains 3 quadrillion gallons fresh water.
til anne heche drove desert , hiked stranger's house , took shower , announced local sherrifs god going take everyone back heaven spaceship
til postal code north pole h0h 0h0 reference santa
til movie , - 571 , states americans responsible capturing first enigma machine. truth first enigma machine captured british , 7 months americans entered war.
til lurleen wallace could seek appropriate treatment cancer husband , alabama segregationist george wallace , kept secret four years due fact wanted become governor alabama. died year office.
til former french president flix faure , died getting bj office
til : 76 % known serial killers 20th century united states. key word is" known" countries catch acknowledge serial killers. russia bragged usa serial killers. truth never coordinated police force tie crimes together. like iran saying homosexuals.
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity. man 86 years old? even botox limits.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. actually worked called alternative medicine. would called medicine. laughing loud , one good friends rant likes there's thing short cut giving directions. " faster easier route , ' way '"
til schmidt jack nicholson 2003 golden globe award best performance actor motion picture drama. upon accepting award , nicholson quipped :" i'm little surprised. thought made comedy. "
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. sound like shill big children.
til actor martin sheen arrested total 66 times protesting acts civil disobedience - recently 2007 trespassing nevada nuclear test facility. illusive man strikes
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly want smile mean .. wanna talk , buddy? he's buddy , pal he's pal , friend. friend , guy.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. nothing .. mormons baptize die! baptize people listed phone book. grandmother use baptize neighborhood kids / babies kitchen sink watching summer. catholic want babies going purgatory / hell.
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. dolphin without hands? dolphin penises prehensile. like tentacles. take moment think that. til i'm never swimming ocean again. i'm going go swimming ocean right ( )
.. service would not. scum ball company ( evidence former customer ) way support again. must nice. comcast monopoly entire city outside satellite providers. wanna spend 100 bucks cable internet? ok fine get any. get internet * * cable less $ 100? witchcraft this? signed , canadian comes like 110 believe , pay bill get paid ; that's basic cable mind internet caps like 4mb / dl want say? state sanctioned robbery. $ 110? ? month? ! even afford starbucks? ? point others far worse ( looking everyone world feasible access internet way shape form ). sound like entitled brat. seriously ,
til actors played brother sister on" dexter" began dating , fell love , got engaged , got married , got divorced , continuing play brother sister tv. also entertain storyline thought interested ( adopted ) brother romantically. think post divorce , must've weird tbh , weird case. uncomfortable unnecessary plotline. plotlines dexter? season 4 show trash
til california gold rush , distinct lack women san fransisco caused gay culture flourish. men would often pay for" female impersonators" prostitutes.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. evaded secret service managed make whitehouse grounds whilst underwear. someone shat brick night. either none whitehouse security team balls man handle russian premier back indoors , yeltsin drunk af embarrassing russia problem , choke holding head state diplomatic incident
til seinfeld episode" revenge" based experience screenwriter larry david , quit job saturday night live , felt made mistake reached home , returned following morning nothing happened.
til that" elephants capable swimmers. recorded swimming six hours without touching bottom , travelled far 48 km ( 30 mi ) stretch speeds 2.1 km / h ( 1 mph
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. actually makes lot meaningful. hare nap job everyone would die anyways? guess story pointlessness achievement face unavoidable death?
til kyoto , former capital japan , means" capital city" tokyo means" eastern capital" there's great [ documentary ] ( [URL] ) goes naming convention japan came , really interesting stuff.
til grizzly bears feared respected native americans hunting required company 4 10 warriors done preparation ceremoniality intertribal warfare. * * til 2008 sleuth 30 bears besieged platinum mining compound olyotorsky district northern kamchatka. two guards killed prevented workers leaving homes * * article! oh god , they're organizing.
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. dogs. good. i've yet meet doggy immediately like. people? fuck people. asshole dogs.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. raccoon stole 20 dollars? pff. look mr. rich guy $ 20 bank account. pff. look moneybags bank account. pff. lk mnbgs vr hr , wt hs fnc xpnsv vwls. poor bastard. even buy vowel. edit : * really? * first gold this? money kind stranger.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen woosh sploosh ^ * * spunk * * i'm thirsty. mouth?
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death die beating grizzly fistfight i'd regret fuck
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims read mother teresa , find selfish , sadistic cunt. tried tell family shit came conversation. sister basically told believe everything hear. believe everything church says mother theresa .. uh huh. took chunk change private jet charles keating ( lincoln savings loan scandal ) money ' papa doc ' duvalier haiti. christopher hitchens wrote book called * missionary position. *
til richard shot crossbow , died summoned boy , assumed he'd executed. instead , forgave boy sent away 100 shillings. richard died , boy hanged.
til jupiter's center gravity sun outside sun's surface. technically , mutual orbit around , around point extremely close sun.
til death steve irwin , speculated series revenge killings , least ten stingrays found dead mutilated coast queensland that's literally last thing would wanted .. real , likely drunken certainly foolish people spat face legacy everything stood for.
til america's first female mayor elected 1887. group men nominated joke , 60 percent vote.
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. * 1905 , companies merged become nestl anglo-swiss condensed milk company , retaining name 1947. * good decision shorten nestl. dunno , think shortened anglo-swiss condensed milk company. roles tongue , know. anglo milk sounds dirty contrary superior purest white milk buy , produced master race anglo aryan mountain cows.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. mother 4 year old 1.5 year old two friends round house , there's enough wine world. send supplies. kids , 1.5 year olds really friends? old enough age understand friendship?
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con person attacked another congoer , adrianne stepped up. congoer? one congo? think related con. specifically congo-con person cosplaying amy. congogoer gogo congo con? gogocongogoer?
til canada first country world adopt multiculturalism official policy ; 1971
til dave chappelle offered role bubba forrest gump turned thought movie would unsuccessful.
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged jules verne treasury kid , illustrations always blew away. think they're woodcuts? [URL] much wood would woodcutter cut woodcutter woodcut wood?
til movie , - 571 , states americans responsible capturing first enigma machine. truth first enigma machine captured british , 7 months americans entered war. tony blair ridiculed movie prime minister's questions. bill clinton dismissed movie work fiction. americans never captured single enigma machine. 2 canadians , 13 british. watch hollywood films expect see us calvary ti rescue. fact russian blood us factories war.
til drummer police composed spyro dragon soundtrack
til - men 20s ejaculate often may impart protections prostate cancer later life.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. [URL] hahaha. that's cockroach's theme , though. mexican hat dance , also known el jarabe tapato. know tapatio sauce makes military breakfasts bearable. shitty powdered eggs grey ( reason ) cardboard bacon? liberal application tapatio mix together make okay skillet. tapatio , iirc , means" guadalajara" get wrong , also great basic sauce slather shit needs sauce get through. also pretty good sign restaurant more-or-less authentic. edit : guess wrong. todo : try valentina.
til asked he'd punched man who'd hit raw egg , uk politician john prescott said following tony blair's orders ," connect electorate. "
til later years , sir isaac newton appointed largely symbolic ( paid ) position royal mint. took job seriously successfully prosecuted many counterfeiters high treason. convicted hanged , drawn quartered
til thalidomide , infamous morning sickness drug caused severe birth defects , never approved use us single reviewer fda think tested enough , resisted industry pressure approve drug anyway. mom told prescription thalidomide carrying , decided save money put morning sickness.
til united airlines broke dave carroll's $ 4500 guitar refused pay wrote protest song. next 4 weeks united's stock price fell 10 % , costing stockholders $ 180 million.
til reindeer one mammals see uv light , allowing see lichen , polar bears snow , urine trails
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold according zillow , house valued $ 243,00. yep that's sort miracle renovation guess. maybe donation value? sold majorly-distressed way 2004 $ 15k.
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. [ business casual video nestle ] ( [URL] ) , good watch. [ graphic shown video's intro ] ( [URL] ) illuminating.
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold even huge fan simpsons , would taken money. fun look unrealistic cartoon everybody everything yellow pink ridiculous looking. real life , much. also , moving middle nowhere nevada? thanks , 75 grand please. like 15 minutes strip las vegas. exactly middle nowhere. like las vegas , got nice desert look at. dunno really know place buy house like 75k
til us airways flight 1549 ditching hudson ( aka" miracle hudson" ) , officials captured gassed 1,235 canadian geese destroyed 1,739 goose eggs across new york city.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. oh fucking * god * , poor guy. blame slightest. tell it! guy grand prix essentially mocked triumph. dunno , would love someone played" america , fuck yea" something equally stereotypical.
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time * know of.
til name hotmail chosen contains html , originally styled hotmail. 1996? ? til hotmail account since year zero. 13 year old really disappointed email address chose. could firstname.lastname instead whatever edgy name chose. friend recomended back two persons know initial + last name @hotmail
til aeschylus , ancient greek tragedian , supposedly prophesied die falling object , therefore stayed outdoors. killed eagle dropped tortoise , mistaking bald head rock.
til medal honor recipient thomas baker asked left behind japanese counter attack saipan due wounded. asked 1 pistol 8 bullets. returning us army found corpse 8 dead japanese. asked bullets. plot twist : may * asked * eight bullets , received * three * bullets low ammo. killed three people two bullets , two people one bullet?
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " hear saying it. he's actually great actor. watch" cider house rules ," favourite ," quiet american. " he's british nicholas cage. wants actually try he's great , he's willing half-ass whatever nonsense want throw way , provided pay it.
til male chicks born egg farms , considered useless. thus , disposed , grinding alive.
til 2002 fake sequel harry potter appeared china title" harry potter bao zuolong. " book consists text jrr tolkien's hobbit names changed harry potter characters. similar case 2009 book called" dan brown's lost symbol" published ( actual" lost symbol" ) just" picture dorian gray" names changed dan brown characters. hey , least stealing quality literature.
til australia conducted biological warfare invasive rabbit population , reducing population 600 million 100 million.
til band chumbawamba , mainly known ubiquitous hit" tubthumping" , actually politically charged anarcho-punk band advised fans steal music chain stores.
til three gorges dam china massive slowed rotation earth
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. thought * fruit * would cure cancer. apples guy bannanas. * b-a-n-a-n-a-s! !! * record i'm singing , correcting spelling error.
til you. state texas roughly 10 % larger france almost twice large germany.
til name hotmail chosen contains html , originally styled hotmail.
til ellie kemper ( office , unbreakable kimmy schmidt , crazy blow job girl ) one wealthiest families state missouri granddaughter mildred lane kemper , namesake mildred lane kemper art
til monty python's , always look bright side life played pa system end every iron maiden concert.
til harvey milk ongoing sexual relationship mentally disturbed 16 - year old boy
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. , got hired 15 times. that's positive. i'm met multiple women exactly like that. get hired drop hat garbage employees. helps good looking. real honest god discussion nicki minaj , hot? personally touch ten foot pole , looks like plastic monster. like blow-up doll human skin. guys actually find attractive?
til classic pc game" baldur's gate" developed , alongside engine , 18 months team 60 people never worked video game before. still one best rpg games ever made. recently re-released ' enhanced edition ' even enjoyable play now.
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. everyone freaking : seal extinct. fact well listed as" least concern" - - furthest category from" extinct" . uneducated , furthest category extinct still extinction spectrum , every animal fit spectrum. like category field mice? edit : thanks answers guys! i'm authority , humans listed as" least concern" . likely latter. really category beyond that. " excess" .
til slipknot's third album contains almost zero profanity response critics said vocalist corey taylor relied swearing lyrics
til 2010 , band somali pirates attempted capture us navy frigate uss nicholas , mistaking merchant vessel
til hiroshima policeman went nagasaki teach police officers duck cover days bombings. single officer died nagasaki blast.
til cocaine alcohol nearly identical rates addiction
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con really got role , good her! dunno , really catwoman play sexually-charged game basketball children watching? loop one , what's context? edit : oh god
til oprah born single mother , wore potato sacks clothes , molested family , gave birth stillborn child 14 like not. still gotta respect her. like oprah? raise hand here. consistently given platform pseudoscience hucksters , pressed , shrugs saying something along lines trying inform people dr. oz legitimate doctor saved peoples lives. goddamn snake oil salesman. know entirely oprah fault , enabled supported it. think kind shitty that.
til 1851 , measuring tools precision one millionth inch.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. til anti-vaxers trying save economy. .. surprising revelation
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. seinfeld taught many lessons. one favorite remember courtesy wave. never double dip. re-gift eat peas one time. eat snickers bar knife fork.
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. actually makes lot meaningful. hare nap job everyone would die anyways? guess story pointlessness achievement face unavoidable death? reading employ animals form part critical communications infrastructure simply speed / reliability / fault-tolerance / integrity properties modern built environment needs. actually pursued heavily 90s the. com explosion. credit rfc 1149 see close came full-stack avian transport layer internet : [URL]
til japanese kamikaze pilots allowed return find suitable target. one pilot shot ninth return.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes method acting. helicopters middle earth.
.. throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank surroundings. imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " " nested simulations would taxing systems. we'll make physically impossible. "" how? "" i'm sure , we'll make something like speed light. " " let's make sure control passage time. problem solved. "
til schmidt jack nicholson 2003 golden globe award best performance actor motion picture drama. upon accepting award , nicholson quipped :" i'm little surprised. thought made comedy. "
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. astounds story ," smithsonian expedition leave least two seals male female least give fighting chance beat extinction? " can't save species two individuals ; much inbreeding.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging fishwife hanged murdering illegitimate infant shortly birth. long long ago , especially evidenced roman empire , infanticide often even considered crime baby six months old. guess lived wrong era. [URL] that's incredibly heartbreaking know.
til christianity , islam judaism worship abrahamic god. religious texts also feature many figures , histories places. jesus also muslim prophet. thought common knowledge? allah / yahweh / god character.
til japanese kamikaze pilots allowed return find suitable target. one pilot shot ninth return. wikipedia article :" even fairy tales little children promoted kamikaze. " anyone know english translation? believe called winnie pooh brings death america.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. oh fucking * god * , poor guy. blame slightest. like usbekestani gold put borat version anthem?
til judd apatow watched movie" true romance" idea floyd , beloved stoner character played brad pitt , finally leaving apartment getting chased bad guys. idea ended becoming" pineapple express" .
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity. " synthesized uric acid , sold $ 25,00 build house it. warlock mars , bitch" - william shatner charlie sheen roast. actual quote? watch roast charlie sheen. says something sorts. shatner amazing , really really funny. also kind dick , accounts
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold hoa's : even once. usually" hoa's : never again" , folks get wise previous home shopping. grew without hoas , grew family farm , surrounded ritzy subdivisions hoas , heard nothing horror stories them. got place , refused accept anything hoa. consider hoa neighborhoods purchasing. deal shitty neighbors occasion , price freedom. sounds like hoa guarantees least one shitty neighbour anyway.
til almost albums , lenny kravitz sang songs , everything else : played guitar , bass , drums , percussions produced himself.
til us airways flight 1549 ditching hudson ( aka" miracle hudson" ) , officials captured gassed 1,235 canadian geese destroyed 1,739 goose eggs across new york city.
til day crew battleship uss texas intentionally flooded torpedo tube order cause 2 degree list , giving main guns enough extra elevation boost range & hit target mainland.
til height pokmon go , number players tried sneaking highly classified military explosives plant virginia charizard reportedly located inside arsenal.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. always wonder adult show came would liked it. love curb can't get seinfeld? ! i'm opposite , grew seinfeld still happily rewatch could never get curb. curb makes cringe hard , press stop walk away episode. still like show odd reason try watch cringing larry's inability understand social norms kills me.
til astronaut sunita williams first person run marathon space , finishing 4 hours 24 minutes treadmill aboard international space station.
til tree legally owns surrounding land land inherited offspring ," son tree owns itself"
til 1979 film china syndrome , coverup nuclear plant , released , denounced ' character assassination entire industry '. 12 days later , three mile island nuclear accident occurred.
til dogs laugh. make laugh-like sounds tickled playing , sounds positive effect puppies hearing them.
til death steve irwin , speculated series revenge killings , least ten stingrays found dead mutilated coast queensland strangest case misplaced rage i've ever seen.
til thomas jefferson kept shetland sheep white house. attacked several people , killed small boy , eventually called" abominable animal" . adorab - wait , * killed * child? back then? presidents goat killed one children. take it? " oh ok mr. president. love anyways" * kicks * well kids back pretty decent chance diying anyways.
til response a" catastrophic emergency ," united states government suspended replaced single , combined branch" coordinated" president , indefinitely. senate
til nasa pilots routinely intercepted defeated you. s. navy phantom iis mock dogfights , complaints navy put end harassment.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. overdue another #purge! people could wrap stop shitting many kids cause they're bored.
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. * 1905 , companies merged become nestl anglo-swiss condensed milk company , retaining name 1947. * good decision shorten nestl. dunno , think shortened anglo-swiss condensed milk company. roles tongue , know.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind. driving newer car awful people walking / biking front you. either honk look like inpatient asshole tread behind pissing drivers behind you.
til genghis khan tengrist , religiously tolerant interested learning philosophical moral lessons religions. consulted buddhist monks , muslims , christian missionaries , taoist monk qiu chuji. discriminate , would wipe entire populations regardless religious affiliation. progressive funny many modern world history texts starting think way. many ways , mongol empire ushered modernity , including fostering global trade. infuriating. empathy absolutely required properly understand history , modern historians routinely demonstrate lack empathy genghis khan's victims. seen nothing , 100 years speak great hitler was.
til carl jung sigmund freud met first time , talked thirteen hours straight
til 2002 fake sequel harry potter appeared china title" harry potter bao zuolong. " book consists text jrr tolkien's hobbit names changed harry potter characters. similar case 2009 book called" dan brown's lost symbol" published ( actual" lost symbol" ) just" picture dorian gray" names changed dan brown characters. hey , least stealing quality literature. right back go publish next game throne sequel china switching names quixote characters.
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged jules verne treasury kid , illustrations always blew away. think they're woodcuts? [URL] much wood would woodcutter cut woodcutter woodcut wood?
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax soon known as" retail credit agency" following congressional testimony. < two weeks later > okay , calling ourselves" credit mcchecky clown penis" literally name left. let's hope nothing goes wrong time. could always washington redskins credit agency rename trump credit agency. way , matter happens least 1/3 rd country believe anything bad lie.
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con really got role , good her! dunno , really catwoman play sexually-charged game basketball children watching? loop one , what's context? edit : oh god [ apologize put through. ] ( [URL] )
til sarcasm banned north korea
til matthew mcconaughey replaced owen wilson ' tropic thunder ' wilson's battle depression attempt suicide overdosing slitting wrists
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. think got idea movie? ? 93.6 % hollywood films inspired eric cartman. study done yale , can't seem find link however .. " um .. okay , : adam sandler like love girl. turns girl actually golden retriever something. " that's plot always sunny episode , except rickety cricket instead adam sandler. hilarious episode way.
til carl sagan wanted include" comes sun" message aliens , record company scared extraterrestrial copyright infringement.
til sandra bullock speaks fluent german , raised germany austria 12 years father worked you. s. army europe.
til name" canola oil" coined marketing reasons avoid using word" rape" , in" rapeseed oil" , product's name.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind. driving newer car awful people walking / biking front you. either honk look like inpatient asshole tread behind pissing drivers behind you.
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. mean , angel , likes customers? business owners thrive them.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. hahaha. that's cockroach's theme , though. mexican hat dance , also known el jarabe tapato. know tapatio sauce makes military breakfasts bearable. shitty powdered eggs grey ( reason ) cardboard bacon? liberal application tapatio mix together make okay skillet. tapatio , iirc , means" guadalajara" get wrong , also great basic sauce slather shit needs sauce get through. yep , means guadalajara think seen sauce mention. pretty good spice things up. although valentina best. el yucateco ya wimp
til 1851 , measuring tools precision one millionth inch.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. thought * fruit * would cure cancer. dads buddy swears ' cancer eats sugar ' diet slowly consumes .. sad_face
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. , got hired 15 times. that's positive. i'm met multiple women exactly like that. get hired drop hat garbage employees. helps good looking. real honest god discussion nicki minaj , hot? personally touch ten foot pole , looks like plastic monster. like blow-up doll human skin. guys actually find attractive?
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious.
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. wow amazing work dairy lobby
blizzard taking action players spam hero voice lines overwatch
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. sound like shill big children.
david robinson grew tall ( 7 ' 0" graduation ) naval academy could served sea , hurting career us navy. instead leaving academy , compromise served two years shore duty
til carrie fisher got copy star wars holiday special george lucas ( exchange recording dvd commentary star wars ) showed parties ' mainly end night want people leave. '
til recordings existed alexander graham bell's voice wax cardboard disc discovered 2013. hear bell say scottish-tinged accent" hear voice. .. . alexander. . graham. . bell"
til colonel david stirling , founder sas , personally strangled 41 men.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. think got idea movie? ? 93.6 % hollywood films inspired eric cartman. study done yale , can't seem find link however ..
til paul revere actually shouted" regulars coming out" , not" british coming" , since massachusetts colonists still considered british citizens time.
til wilmer valderrama purchased vista cruiser used on" ' 70s show" $ 500 series ended. thanks fez longer say" son bitch" without accent.
manchester united equalled record draws single premier league season
til 2001 , united states ' military airdropped 2.4 million pop-tarts afghanistan us invasion.
til christianity , islam judaism worship abrahamic god. religious texts also feature many figures , histories places. jesus also muslim prophet.
til of" gish gallop" , fallacious debate tactic drowning opponent flood individually-weak arguments , opponent cannot possibly answer every falsehood real time. named after" duane gish" , prominent member creationist
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. everyone freaking : seal extinct. fact well listed as" least concern" - - furthest category from" extinct" . uneducated , furthest category extinct still extinction spectrum , every animal fit spectrum. like category field mice? edit : thanks answers guys! i'm authority , humans listed as" least concern" . likely latter.
til tic tacs mainly made sugar allowed labelled zero sugar per serving despite sugar due weight.
til word" meme" coined biologist richard dawkins refer ideas spread replicate darwinian fashion
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. oh fucking * god * , poor guy. blame slightest. like usbekestani gold put borat version anthem?
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. job's belief alternative medicine surprising. one point fruitarian believed fruitarians bo , bathe. iirc ashton kutcher tried replicate diet stop due development pancreatic issues.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. " boris yeltsin first words you. s. president clinton upon meeting 1995 , think o. j. it? " guy like relaxed uncle.
til steve jobs took acid , said" taking lsd profound experience , one important things life" would seem there's wide range experiences lsd. since often dark enough thoughts nightmares terrifying , i'd definitely rather risk it. maybe always disappointed bored experience every time tried it. maybe cheap stuff tried handful times life different" retailers. "
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero. rip. passed away yesterday. actually believe you. went checked .. fuck. r. i. p. married 70 years. holy shit. that's dedication .. sad_face poor stan lee where's doggo loves bot?
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. father 4 , 1 16 year old girl ; confirm kids best hit teens , blow half shared data plan 8 days think know every fucking thing. edit : data
til galveston , texas ruled french pirates 1816 1821
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. astounds story ," smithsonian expedition leave least two seals male female least give fighting chance beat extinction? " can't save species two individuals ; much inbreeding.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. nothing .. mormons baptize die! baptize people listed phone book. grandmother use baptize neighborhood kids / babies kitchen sink watching summer. catholic want babies going purgatory / hell. grew catholic .. non-clergy even baptisms? sounds weird.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. til anti-vaxers trying save economy. .. surprising revelation
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. yeh , maybe. he's filthy rich bullies basically scumbag losers. yeh. nice think , there's good chance bullies also successful ( obviously comparison average person , elon ). they're sa likely still lives there. that's essentially failed lottery life 101.
til chrysler built 55 turbine-powered cars 1963-1964. could run fuel could burn oxygen , including perfume tequila , produced 130 horsepower. nine still exist. jay leno one , shouldnt much surprise anybody loves cars. [URL] i'm told there's one unassuming warehouse know terre haute , indiana small car collection. told still ran 10 years ago , idles smoothly balance nickel edge air intake. never saw i've terre haute , offense town believe anything interesting there.
til pitbulls responsible fatal dog attacks america past 2 years unfortunately lot stem situational improper husbandry ignorance .. pitbulls rotties shitty dogs shitty people attracted them. world may never know.
til credit card" chip" technology ( aka emv ) rolled us almost 25 years old wait .. .. rolled out? chip cards you. s?
til sitting bull touring buffalo bill's wild west show , impressed annie oakley's shooting abilities charmed character gave name" little sure shot" symbolically adopted daughter. sounds suspiciously like something a" wild west show" promoter would come with. welcome like 85 percent us history " greatest country world" . founded genocide slavery. yup , checks out. countries participated genocide. difficult name country history participated genocide one way another.
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001.
til wwii british spies posed fake charity groups hand special monopoly games allied prisoners war. games compasses , maps , real money , useful tools escaping. part story never understand nazis give shit prisoners? would allow delivery first place? exactly known humanitarian concerns.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes method acting. helicopters middle earth. really got character. lot work die 1st movie trilogy. watch extended. watching brormir faramir actually act together amazing makes miss boromir instead despising trying take ring can't hate boromir wanting take ring .. ring evil , manipulative little shit
til michael jackson's estate continues allocate 20 % posthumous earnings various charities , specified will.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging * her" resurrection" also extent seen divine intervention , allowed go free. later life referred as" half-hangit maggie" *" well , tried. " i'm surprised assume witchcraft burn stake. historically failed executions considered act god ( divine intervention ) many common law jurisdictions. condemned released afterwards considered gods live. execute anyone then? god's surely he'd give pox.
til actors played brother sister on" dexter" began dating , fell love , got engaged , got married , got divorced , continuing play brother sister tv. there's something actress. kinda hot , sometimes , kinda strange looking.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. dolphin without hands? dolphin penises prehensile. like tentacles. take moment think that. til i'm never swimming ocean again.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. mother 4 year old 1.5 year old two friends round house , there's enough wine world. send supplies. kids , 1.5 year olds really friends? old enough age understand friendship?
til william bradford , governor plymouth colony , year old father died sent live grandfather , died two years later sent live mother , died one year later.
til actor martin sheen arrested total 66 times protesting acts civil disobedience - recently 2007 trespassing nevada nuclear test facility.
til you. state texas roughly 10 % larger france almost twice large germany.
til name tyrone irish county tyrone
til donald duck loved scandinavian countries sweden make illegal vote political elections. 2005 norway 1/4 total population read donald duck magazine , and" donaldism" became thing.
til terry kath band chigaco's last words were" worry .. look , clip even it" - putting pistol temple pulling trigger.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen [ knew ] ( [URL] ) edit : seriously , [ knew ] ( [URL] ). jesus christ. anyone marketing stop say" hey , maybe guy lying back , mouth wide open , eyes closed. sort looks like getting facial. " i've never seen water ad person drinking missing mouth
til von trapp family , made famous sound music , lost fortune great depression , children's singing careers purely way earn livelihood.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets.
til gary webb , reporter san jose mercury news first broke story cia involvement cocaine trade , found dead with" two gunshot wounds head. " death , 2004 , ruled cia bad news. whether dealing drugs , providing children pedophiles , assassinating foreign heads state , acts completely without moral compass.
til 1983 , caddies masters tournament black. due clubs tradition. * indeed , club co-founder clifford roberts reputed said ," long i'm alive , golfers white , caddies black. " * prediction probably turned correct well killed 3rd hole 1977 yes correct
til anyone sworn statewide county office judgeship kentucky must declare oath participated , acted second otherwise assisted duel.
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold
til steve jobs took acid , said" taking lsd profound experience , one important things life" whenever see posts lsd think ," huh , that's one things i'd like try lifetime" . remember idea would even go safely acquiring , even netherlands.
til singer peanut butter jelly time passed away eleven-hour standoff police even snoop dogg brother-in-law tried convince surrender.
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. amazingly , every guns n roses band member appetite destruction still alive. motley too? like f..? none hold candle ozzy. he's actually donating body science dies figure lived drugs alcohol. prince darkness , whatever want.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. months sea probably care ship's integrity compromised .. " well guys looks like we're gonna stay fix boat. darn. " captain ; got bad news lads. ship literally falling apart stay .. sailors : woohoo! captain : .. nails .. sailors : mutiny! " rape pillage get nails back go home! "
til star wars , yoda's unusual speaking style maintained estonian dubs movie , grammatically correct.
til thalidomide , infamous morning sickness drug caused severe birth defects , never approved use us single reviewer fda think tested enough , resisted industry pressure approve drug anyway. mom told prescription thalidomide carrying , decided save money put morning sickness.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. thought * fruit * would cure cancer. dads buddy swears ' cancer eats sugar ' diet slowly consumes .. sad_face
til since speak much english , first english speaking role , antonio banderas learn lines phonetically
til yreka , california , bakery operated 100 years called yreka bakery , formed palindrome. business closed gallery opened spot , named yrella gallery would also form palindrome. cool see hometown reddit! glad know forgotten smirk_face
til queen band world every member written least 3 number ones , meaning whole band songwriter's hall fame
til aztecs made swords embedded prismatic obsidian blades far sharper even high quality present day steel razor blades. bonus , obsidian brittle break bone , making injury much brutal. good also shattered spanish steel. fucking pay win dlc. op plz nerf. buy conquistador pack $ 19.99! enemy wont know smit them.
til genghis khan tengrist , religiously tolerant interested learning philosophical moral lessons religions. consulted buddhist monks , muslims , christian missionaries , taoist monk qiu chuji. discriminate , would wipe entire populations regardless religious affiliation.
til pitbulls responsible fatal dog attacks america past 2 years unfortunately lot stem situational improper husbandry ignorance .. pitbulls rotties shitty dogs shitty people attracted them. world may never know.
til donald duck loved scandinavian countries sweden make illegal vote political elections. 2005 norway 1/4 total population read donald duck magazine , and" donaldism" became thing. confirm. norwegian. tons comics. teenagers even adults read them. they're cutesy childish traditional disney stuff. fascinating decendents vikings donald duck magazine collectors.
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. * 1905 , companies merged become nestl anglo-swiss condensed milk company , retaining name 1947. * good decision shorten nestl. dunno , think shortened anglo-swiss condensed milk company. roles tongue , know.
til people red hair sensitive thermal pain , less sensitive electrically induced pain , require larger amounts anesthetics people without red hair due mutation melanocortin 1 receptor.
til richard shot crossbow , died summoned boy , assumed he'd executed. instead , forgave boy sent away 100 shillings. richard died , boy hanged.
til final explosion krakatoa measured 310 db , loud enough heard perfectly clearly 3,100 miles away.
til pepsi's progressive president 1940s led marketing campaign put african americans positive light , cornering untapped market taking advantage coca-cola's hesitance hire black workers.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " he's like actor take every script he's given yet remains highly respected still offered great roles. nic cage started ( he's oscar winner ) destroyed career. nic cage already peaked con air face / off. cannot top performances matter are. enjoyed matchstick men loathe nic cage , weatherman amazing movie. what's reasoning behind loathing him? even like he's bad dude. understand cage hate. like i'm mega fan , understand hate.
til table beer served belgian schools 1980s. proposed re-introduce low alcohol beer ( < 1.5 % abv ) schools healthier alternative softdrinks.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " he's like actor take every script he's given yet remains highly respected still offered great roles. nic cage started ( he's oscar winner ) destroyed career. nic cage already peaked con air face / off. cannot top performances matter are. enjoyed matchstick men loathe nic cage , weatherman amazing movie.
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity. man 86 years old? even botox limits.
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. [ business casual video nestle ] ( [URL] ) , good watch. [ graphic shown video's intro ] ( [URL] ) illuminating.
til inventor tang , also invented pop rocks , cool whip , form instant-set jell-o , convenience foods.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. think got idea movie? ? 93.6 % hollywood films inspired eric cartman. study done yale , can't seem find link however .. eat pudding movie?
til george foreman originally paid 40 % profits endorsing george foreman grill. peak grill's sales , making 4.5 million dollars month. garage sales still awash things. almost bad shake weight , nutri bullet , soda stream. except grills awesome. always wondered made good burgers.
til ravens observed calling wolves site dead animals open carcass leave scraps accessible them.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. yeh , maybe. he's filthy rich bullies basically scumbag losers. yeh. nice think , there's good chance bullies also successful ( obviously comparison average person , elon ). they're sa likely still lives there. that's essentially failed lottery life 101.
til woman jumped 86th floor empire state building , blown back onto ledge 85th floor gust wind.
til billionaire oil tycoon j. paul getty installed pay phone mansion guests use would billed calls.
til vietnam war 800 murders attempted murders superior officers enlisted soldiers investigated. term ' fragging ' coined due popular use fragmentation grenades commit murders.
til penn jillette said interview big part penn & teller's success longevity due never close friends
til penn jillette penn teller painted finger nails red joke response mother telling get manicure people would looking hands , always keeps one finger nail painted red memory mother.
til west germany fully decriminalised homosexual acts males 1994 criminal law needed reconciliation law east germany , decriminalised since 1968
til cassowary's reputation disemboweling killing humans result local folklore. one recorded case fatal attack 89 years ago.
til michael jackson's estate continues allocate 20 % posthumous earnings various charities , specified will.
til walk disturbance ( person worried walk may lose balance ) may appear social anxiety , especially passing group people.
til 2013 study connecticut college revealed oreos might addictive cocaine
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance holy shit , exactly came say. nuke too? implications comment massively scary. mean , many people would willingly stay sub
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. thread r / sex yesterday using microscope form contraception. that's how. wait .. can't say link explain need know [URL] people condoms? feel good. makes sex less fun. folk say make difference straight lying themselves.
til dogs laugh. make laugh-like sounds tickled playing , sounds positive effect puppies hearing them.
til honey bees ejaculate forcefully penises explode. kills honey bee.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. * soup meal.
til roman mile defined 1,00 paces. armies would leave mile markers every 1,00 steps marched ; result , well-fed armies marching fast pace marked longer miles.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. til anti-vaxers trying save economy. .. surprising revelation look little johnny , city needs new library. can't afford let live. kids.
til prisoners female-only concentration camp ravensbruck purposefully sewed socks thin heels toes german soldier's feet would get sore.
til airedale terriers carried messages soldiers wwi dedicated duties. one named ' jack ' ran half mile enemy fire. made headquarters jaw broken one leg badly splintered died delivering message
til yreka , california , bakery operated 100 years called yreka bakery , formed palindrome. business closed gallery opened spot , named yrella gallery would also form palindrome.
til brig. gen. otis howard right arm amputated wounded battle , fellow union brig. gen. philip kearny ( lost left arm american-mexican war ) later remarked ," general , buy
til george foreman originally paid 40 % profits endorsing george foreman grill. peak grill's sales , making 4.5 million dollars month. garage sales still awash things. almost bad shake weight , nutri bullet , soda stream. except grills awesome. always wondered made good burgers.
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches wait cockroaches bite? ?? worry , sleeping inside mouth. inside ear
til - men 20s ejaculate often may impart protections prostate cancer later life.
since 1956 paris exclusively twinned rome -" paris worthy rome ; rome worthy paris. "
til cocaine alcohol nearly identical rates addiction
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero. rip. passed away yesterday.
til washington generals broke 2495 - game losing streak accidentally beating harlem globetrotters 100-99
til 17th century , roman catholic church ruled beavers fish could eaten fridays.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging r / accidentalpun that's great sub , thanks roping in! loop. puns tight! ! #do get it? noose tight. still get it.
.. jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank surroundings. imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " " nested simulations would taxing systems. we'll make physically impossible. "" how? "" i'm sure , we'll make something like speed light. "
til jordan peele's" get out" made $ 252.4 million worldwide box office , 55 times production budget $ 4.5 million.
til michael jackson would requested wine served diet coke cans flights , want kids see drinking alcohol.
til mike myers loosely based dr. evil character former snl boss lorne micheals. dr. evil's phrase" throw frickin ' bone , people ," supposedly something michaels said many times script
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. south park something told watch whilst growing up. never really gave much time recently. always saw childish trash. blown away social commentary good show actually is.
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. wow amazing work dairy lobby
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging r / accidentalpun that's great sub , thanks roping in! loop. puns tight! ! #do get it? noose tight. still get it.
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero. rip. passed away yesterday.
til marine col. henry pierson crowe served wwi , banana wars , wwii , korean war , silver star bronze star guadalcanal , telling men" never get purple heart hiding
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. many confused. answer homeowner's insurance likely umbrella coverage. insurance clearly covered acts caused residents household. result , victims could sue parents actually get damages. homeowners insurance include? yep , umbrella policy. one added mine. $ 1 million covers pretty much anything around $ 300 / year. whats funny teenager moves it'll drop $ 120 / year!
til donald duck loved scandinavian countries sweden make illegal vote political elections. 2005 norway 1/4 total population read donald duck magazine , and" donaldism" became thing.
til male chicks born egg farms , considered useless. thus , disposed , grinding alive.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging fishwife hanged murdering illegitimate infant shortly birth. well blame then. gave birth ungodly human / fish chimera would expect do? kill get's big. mean , makes sense me. think stay size whatever container keep
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero. rip. passed away yesterday. sad numerous levels. usually , one spouse passes far behind. that's usually spouses old. fallacy with" retire , die" . people usually retire they're top notch ..
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold hoa's : even once. usually" hoa's : never again" , folks get wise previous home shopping. grew without hoas , grew family farm , surrounded ritzy subdivisions hoas , heard nothing horror stories them. got place , refused accept anything hoa. consider hoa neighborhoods purchasing. deal shitty neighbors occasion , price freedom. sounds like hoa guarantees least one shitty neighbour anyway.
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. dunno , think shortened anglo-swiss condensed milk company. roles tongue , know. anglo milk sounds dirty contrary superior purest white milk buy , produced master race anglo aryan mountain cows. [ disturbingly relevant ] ( [URL] )
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. everyone freaking : seal extinct. fact well listed as" least concern" - - furthest category from" extinct" . uneducated , furthest category extinct still extinction spectrum , every animal fit spectrum. like category field mice? edit : thanks answers guys!
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us
til singer peanut butter jelly time passed away eleven-hour standoff police even snoop dogg brother-in-law tried convince surrender.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. actual source wiki link book ' silk roads ' peter frankopan. ever read" years rice salt" kim stanley robinson? fiction , would've happened black death killed 90 % europe instead 50 %. good read.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. worried purity drugs? visit nearest police station illegal drugs tested - free charge! i'm pick free boat
til matthew mcconaughey replaced owen wilson ' tropic thunder ' wilson's battle depression attempt suicide overdosing slitting wrists
til clippy unpopular time , part windows xp's marketing making people aware could disable him.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. * soup meal. soup sandwich - - that's meal! , fucking not. anything , white person meal. mexico actually consider meals events spend time families , something eat breakroom white company work
til 1621 dutch hired japanese mercenaries murder 40 inhabitants bandaneira island , lucrative source nutmeg. 12,00- 15,00 residents 1,00 killed forced leave island dutch created nutmeg monopoly.
til o. j. simpson's 1995 verdict announcement murder , long-distance calls declined 58 % , trading new york stock exchange decreased 41 % , water usage decreased , estimated $
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. think got idea movie? ? 93.6 % hollywood films inspired eric cartman. study done yale , can't seem find link however .. " um .. okay , : adam sandler like love girl. turns girl actually golden retriever something. " that's plot always sunny episode , except rickety cricket instead adam sandler. hilarious episode way. i'm massive always sunny fan thought episode bit weak.
til sir isaac newton , master royal mint , personally went undercover bars taverns root rampant counterfeiting , high treason ( punishable hanged , drawn quartered ). successfully prosecuted 28
til : samuel morse invented telegraph received letter wife's failing health .. she'd died.
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. * 1905 , companies merged become nestl anglo-swiss condensed milk company , retaining name 1947. * good decision shorten nestl. dunno , think shortened anglo-swiss condensed milk company. roles tongue , know.
til scrappy-doo , widely considered one hated characters fiction , appeared animated scooby-doo production since 1988 due audience backlash.
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. say find job love , never work day life. little tougher happen love smoking drinking whiskey , done. forget swallowing raw eggs. would raw eggs make voice rough? raw eggs would line throat could gargling harsh sounds without damaging vocal chords hurting throat. it'd like thick milkshake attempting extreme metal vocals.
til hairy frog known the" wolverine frog" thought intentionally break toe bones force sharp" claws" flesh means defence.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes " * reason , parts play , like boromir ned stark , life online long afterwards. keep seeing - call - memes? " * - sean bean he's us. shit. we've discovered. everybody scatter! memes man? ! cops gonna find them! either flush ' em shove ' em ass , one , get sight! edit : f.. , i've never even watched rick morty. reference unintentional.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging i've heard" ~ ~ hung ~ ~ hanged neck dead" many times never thought anything it. cool. cool cool cool. edit : til correct time say hanged referring killing person
til yreka , california , bakery operated 100 years called yreka bakery , formed palindrome. business closed gallery opened spot , named yrella gallery would also form palindrome. cool see hometown reddit! glad know forgotten smirk_face hey fellow yrekian!
til gino bartali - champion italian cyclist. wwii , cycled italy carrying messages italian resistance. even smuggled jews wagon secret compartment telling people part training.
til male dolphins sometimes masturbate wrapping live eel around penis
til aztec empire one first societies mandatory education children regardless gender rank.
til thomas jefferson kept shetland sheep white house. attacked several people , killed small boy , eventually called" abominable animal" .
til sitting bull touring buffalo bill's wild west show , impressed annie oakley's shooting abilities charmed character gave name" little sure shot" symbolically adopted daughter. sounds suspiciously like something a" wild west show" promoter would come with. welcome like 85 percent us history " greatest country world" . founded genocide slavery. yup , checks out.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. thought * fruit * would cure cancer. even , thought fruit ( i. e. little fibery sugar-bombs ) would cure pancreatic cancer ( pancreas , i. e. organ breaks sugar ). short question siri could told bad doubt it. ever used siri? probably would asked ," alternative diets effective fighting pancreatic cancer? " would say" searching internet ' oral native affection five panda answer '" .
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims also sadistic beleif ill suffer , often denying basic comforts medicine. piece shit person hid guise charity got away mostly hid people made others uncomfortable ( ill ).
til jaleel white hated playing role steve urkel in" family matters. " series cancelled , said ," ever see character , take put bullet head put misery. "
til medal honor recipient , master sergeant roy benavidez. 37 wounds bullets , bayonets , shrapnel. thought dead , spit face doctor zipping body bag.
til johann tetzel , indulgence salesman martin luther's time , asked indulgence could purchased future sins. said yes , later beaten robbed buyer , said act future sin question.
til ryan gosling watching" rambo" took knives school threw children.
til credit card" chip" technology ( aka emv ) rolled us almost 25 years old damn. they'll probably phase europe soon far know already begun talking that. sure replacing nfc. denmark new cards contact-less. use pin purchases 30 $. brit seems strange me. uk card machines accept pin amount , contactless works payments 30.
til jaleel white hated playing role steve urkel in" family matters. " series cancelled , said ," ever see character , take put bullet head put misery. "
til term checkmate , according barnhart etymological dictionary , alteration persian phrase" shh mt" ( ) means , literally ," king helpless"
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels. " shrieking eels" 30 understand reference
til tic tacs mainly made sugar allowed labelled zero sugar per serving despite sugar due weight.
til actor martin sheen arrested total 66 times protesting acts civil disobedience - recently 2007 trespassing nevada nuclear test facility.
til seinfeld episode" revenge" based experience screenwriter larry david , quit job saturday night live , felt made mistake reached home , returned following morning nothing happened.
til man arrested warrant 2016 returning copy movie freddy got fingered. tom green agreed pay fines outrageous sum
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. dwight right. need new plague! !! one make sick ..
til actors played brother sister on" dexter" began dating , fell love , got engaged , got married , got divorced , continuing play brother sister tv.
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til medal honor recipient thomas baker asked left behind japanese counter attack saipan due wounded. asked 1 pistol 8 bullets. returning us army found corpse 8 dead japanese.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. raccoon hacked bank america account transferred money checking offshore account cayman islands. raccoon stole 20 dollars?
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government.
til nipplegate , janet jackson blacklisted viacom's properties , including vh1 / mtv / cbs / clear channel radio stations , uninvited grammys , lost acting gigs , statue mickey
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. 1. rent plane 2. bless rain clouds fly , turn local downfall holy water 3. secretly baptise everyone 4. ~ ~? ?? ~ ~ collect tithes 5. profit get priests sanctify local water supply acround world. baptise everyone every time shower. nope , priests bless 1 birdbath full water time source : holly bibble
til wasabi vapour effect similar smelling salts , property exploited create smoke alarms deaf.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. reminded ted talk one shooter's mother did. however , page crashing now. , reddit thread that? ted tedx? what's difference?
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time * know of. yea , like half animals ocean specific breeding grounds. right , necessarily mean they're capable communicating location distance breeding grounds members species - something ants , bees , ravens humans do. dolphins?
til iconic opening sound used law order known as" clang" amalgamation nearly dozen sounds , including actual gavel , jail door slamming , five hundred japanese monks walking across hardwood
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. til $ 14 million budget , major hollywood actors , major hollywood filmmaker , film company owned comcast , qualify independent filmmaking. edit. great. top comment snide remark. rip previous also think sp came gay cowboy idea. also recall pudding eating. guess know lingo then. eat poopoo
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. [ removed ]
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly
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first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league least qualified european competition we're capable winning .. enjoy maccabi tel aviv away cunts tel aviv lovely city really. let's hope they're miserable.
til giant panda chi chi sexually attracted humans refused attempts mating giant pandas. instead made full sexual self-presentation zookeepers.
til jeffrey dahmer inspired emperor return jedi. wanted build a" temple" victims ' skulls could sit absorb a" spiritural force power"
til columbus , ohio larger population cincinnati cleveland combined yet nfl , nba mlb teams. cleveland cincinnati 5
til medal honor recipient thomas baker asked left behind japanese counter attack saipan due wounded. asked 1 pistol 8 bullets. returning us army found corpse 8 dead japanese. asked bullets.
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. child , john markle , murdered entire family killing investigated fraud.
til pitbulls responsible fatal dog attacks america past 2 years
til historians believe fate christianity hinged battle tours arab invasion force defeated frankish force present-day france , preventing spread islam western europe preserving christianity religion europe.
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til : today's average teenagers know vastly milky way galaxies professional astronomers 100 years ago. reason average teenager seen naked people adult 100 years ago. 100 + years ago , naked people adults seen parents , siblings [ cousins ] ( [URL] )
til chrysler built 55 turbine-powered cars 1963-1964. could run fuel could burn oxygen , including perfume tequila , produced 130 horsepower. nine still exist.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. nothing .. mormons baptize die! baptize people listed phone book. grandmother use baptize neighborhood kids / babies kitchen sink watching summer. catholic want babies going purgatory / hell.
til michael jackson would requested wine served diet coke cans flights , want kids see drinking alcohol. always put heroin epipen. epi-pens intramuscular injections. heroin vascular.
til honey bees ejaculate forcefully penises explode. kills honey bee. , technically speaking , mate life.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. til $ 14 million budget , major hollywood actors , major hollywood filmmaker , film company owned comcast , qualify independent filmmaking. edit. great. top comment snide remark. rip previous
til darko milicic , drafted 2nd overall 2003 nba draft ( carmelo anthony , dwyane wade chris bosh ) currently apple farmer serbia.
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league
til colt 45 malt liquors former slogan was" works every time"
til marvel's first movie , howard duck , bombed box office. cost estimated $ 37 million , grossed $ 38 million internationally , netting $ 1 million.
til eleven cases blood alcohol content higher 1 % , poland holds five last one painful. every little tiny scratch scrape body soaked alcohol time. another note , may hold record cleanest person human history. hope fell asleep tub lay think get got progressively drunk. maybe thought she'd revolutionized alcohol consumption. didn't. i'll leave [ ] ( [URL] ) .. [ may seen informal version ] ( [URL] )
til 1984 mcdonalds offered free big macs , fries , coke gold silver bronze olympics. year soviet union boycotted us olympics therefore us got many medals expected became huge failure
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen [ knew ] ( [URL] ) edit : seriously , [ knew ] ( [URL] ). jesus christ. anyone marketing stop say" hey , maybe guy lying back , mouth wide open , eyes closed. sort looks like getting facial. " i've never seen water ad person drinking missing mouth like [ women laughing salads ] ( [URL] ) stock photo thing.
til bill skarsgard ( pennywise ) , alexander skarsgard ( tarzan legend tarzan ) gustaf skarsgard ( floki vikings ) sons stellan skarsgard ( erik selvig thor , good hunting
til snooker player ronnie o'sullivan accused disrespect opponent using opposite hand take shot. prove bringing game disrepute , played 3 frames left-hand former world championship runner-up , winning 3.
til 2002 fake sequel harry potter appeared china title" harry potter bao zuolong. " book consists text jrr tolkien's hobbit names changed harry potter characters.
til battle germantown , 177 , cease fire called due small terrier wandering battlefield.
til british supermarket chain iceland eu-wide trademark name , take legal action icelandic companies use it. icelandic government applied trademark invalidated , far without success.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind. space race byproduct developing icbms .. spacex merely clever front future top time post / r / prorevenge ..
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen [ knew ] ( [URL] ) edit : seriously , [ knew ] ( [URL] ). jesus christ. anyone marketing stop say" hey , maybe guy lying back , mouth wide open , eyes closed. sort looks like getting facial. " i've never seen water ad person drinking missing mouth like [ women laughing salads ] ( [URL] ) stock photo thing.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. think got idea movie? ? 93.6 % hollywood films inspired eric cartman. study done yale , can't seem find link however .. " um .. okay , : adam sandler like love girl. turns girl actually golden retriever something. " that's plot always sunny episode , except rickety cricket instead adam sandler. hilarious episode way.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! "
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. eel ok afterwards? wondering.
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con fucked fight someone off. even read article? three sentences. someone else assaulted stepped help.
.. aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank surroundings. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " " nested simulations would taxing systems. we'll make physically impossible. "" how? "" i'm sure , we'll make something like speed light. " speed light clock speed cpu runs universe. quantum entaglement software's compression algorthm work. expansion universe done via server upgrades. sleep resource management
til - edison died nikola tesla wrote negative obituary nyt - made fun hygiene work ethic
til cassowary's reputation disemboweling killing humans result local folklore. one recorded case fatal attack 89 years ago.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. [URL] hahaha. that's cockroach's theme , though. mexican hat dance , also known el jarabe tapato. know tapatio sauce makes military breakfasts bearable. shitty powdered eggs grey ( reason ) cardboard bacon? liberal application tapatio mix together make okay skillet. tapatio , iirc , means" guadalajara" get wrong , also great basic sauce slather shit needs sauce get through. also pretty good sign restaurant more-or-less authentic. edit : guess wrong. todo : try valentina.
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. tall 78 storeys? well storey floor 78 floors tall floor? long piece string? many roads must man walk , call man?
til 2013 study connecticut college revealed oreos might addictive cocaine
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters. german. til kill shelters. too. shelter kill doggos? bc underfunded. either killed , literally looks like concentration camp. got funding , could no-kill shelters. us no-kill shelters.
til scrappy-doo , widely considered one hated characters fiction , appeared animated scooby-doo production since 1988 due audience backlash.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind. driving newer car awful people walking / biking front you. either honk look like inpatient asshole tread behind pissing drivers behind you. need add button activates speaker projects forward smooth spoken word gospel album performed musk medium volume. look next model joking , really need polite version horn. like ," woo-hoo , i'm behind you! "
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. job's belief alternative medicine surprising. one point fruitarian believed fruitarians bo , bathe. iirc ashton kutcher tried replicate diet stop due development pancreatic issues. movie role?
til british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested.
til donald duck loved scandinavian countries sweden make illegal vote political elections. 2005 norway 1/4 total population read donald duck magazine , and" donaldism" became thing. confirm. norwegian. tons comics. teenagers even adults read them. they're cutesy childish traditional disney stuff. fascinating decendents vikings donald duck magazine collectors. us never vikings. norsemen , yes , raiders. anime manga big there? e. g. one punch man , attack titans , dragon ball super
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " except one suggested civilian able guns. middle ground britain old american west. edit : sith deals absolutes ; c
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. months sea probably care ship's integrity compromised .. " well guys looks like we're gonna stay fix boat. darn. " captain ; got bad news lads. ship literally falling apart stay .. sailors : woohoo! captain : .. nails .. sailors : mutiny! " rape pillage get nails back go home! " " ah , royal majesty , * barbaric * tribes attacked us stole screws , .. attacked back screws. that's took us long return home. "
.. jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank surroundings. imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " " nested simulations would taxing systems. we'll make physically impossible. "" how? "" i'm sure , we'll make something like speed light. "
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance.
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged league ~ ~ light ~ ~ little 5.5 km. 20,00 would 110,00 km. earth measures 12,750 km across equator. go 20,00 leagues deep , would end 17.6 thousand leagues space.
til siege , mongols catapulted corpses infected plague city walls infect inhabitants.
til credit card" chip" technology ( aka emv ) rolled us almost 25 years old
til beanie babies , height popularity , accounted 10 % ebay traffic collectors insured purchases thousands dollars.
til writing staff futurama held 3 ph. d. , seven master's degrees , cumulatively 50 years harvard university. series writer patric m. verrone stated ," easily overeducated cartoon writers history"
til ellie kemper ( office , unbreakable kimmy schmidt , crazy blow job girl ) one wealthiest families state missouri granddaughter mildred lane kemper , namesake mildred lane kemper art
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " [ removed ]
til johnny carson joked tonight show nonexistent toilet paper shortage led eventual panic buying leaving store shelves empty causing real shortage lasted weeks
til 7 players tournament big 4 competed. stan one since 2010
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters. german. til kill shelters. too. shelter kill doggos? no-kill shelters over-crowded selective dogs take funding infinite. un-adoptable dogs no-kill shelters wait agony die. better kill them? know man , sounds wrong.
til directing jurassic park , spielberg saw cgi t. rex , said stop motion animator phil tippett ," job ," tippett replied ," mean extinct? ". spielberg later incorporated dialogue
til name hotmail chosen contains html , originally styled hotmail. feel super dumb never putting together. even joked lot html pronounced" hut mull. " close , never made connection. we're like 2 peas pod. like 2 bundle sticks. technical term faggot. thinking hotmale.com.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " i've never heard this" superman iv" .. low budget movie terrible plot bad acting? / almost sarcasm try pretend idea never came like idea nicholas cage considered superman role. budget superman n64 believe remember grandparents buying [ game ] ( [URL] ) excited end week threw fucking trash what? flying rings cup tea? [ worst 7 minutes 37 seconds ever ] ( [URL] )
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. amazingly , every guns n roses band member appetite destruction still alive. motley too? like f..? none hold candle ozzy. he's actually donating body science dies figure lived drugs alcohol. prince darkness , whatever want. another ( formerly ) insanely alcohol addled" prince darkness" still alive form alice cooper. maybe consider possibility made deal devil
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged well writer. best words. tremendous writer " sad" bigly
til almost albums , lenny kravitz sang songs , everything else : played guitar , bass , drums , percussions produced himself.
til asked he'd punched man who'd hit raw egg , uk politician john prescott said following tony blair's orders ," connect electorate. "
til actor martin sheen married woman 56 years
til thomas jefferson kept shetland sheep white house. attacked several people , killed small boy , eventually called" abominable animal" . adorab - wait , * killed * child? back then? presidents goat killed one children. take it? " oh ok mr. president. love anyways" * kicks * well kids back pretty decent chance diying anyways.
til three gorges dam china massive slowed rotation earth
til : carthaginian explorer hanno reached ivory coast ~ 600-500 bc , thought gorillas race humans tried capture some. ended killing violent took skins back carthage put display.
til dave chappelle offered role bubba forrest gump turned thought movie would unsuccessful.
til ted kaczynski ( unabomber ) updated alumni information harvard 2012 : called eight life sentences" awards" current occupation as" prisoner"
til common" save" icon depiction obsolete external writable storage device called floppy disk.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly like high school history stuff , anyway. covered either ap euro world , american semi confidently say particular event really talked american high school.
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con fucked fight someone off. even read article? three sentences. someone else assaulted stepped help.
til vladimir great russia confronted choice converting russia christianity islam. eventually chose christianity , islamic teaching alcohol , saying ," drinking joy rus '. cannot exist without pleasure. "
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. actually worked called alternative medicine. would called medicine.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! "
til anyone sworn statewide county office judgeship kentucky must declare oath participated , acted second otherwise assisted duel.
til honey bees ejaculate forcefully penises explode. kills honey bee.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. many confused. answer homeowner's insurance likely umbrella coverage. insurance clearly covered acts caused residents household. result , victims could sue parents actually get damages. homeowners insurance include? yep , umbrella policy. one added mine. $ 1 million covers pretty much anything around $ 300 / year. whats funny teenager moves it'll drop $ 120 / year! homeowner without kids : umbrella f-ing cheap stupid it. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never.
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters. work? wouldnt point overrun? think allowed run part law question. , think meant dogs. dogs allowed drive germany.
til former french president flix faure , died getting bj office
.. service would not. scum ball company ( evidence former customer ) way support again. must nice. comcast monopoly entire city outside satellite providers. wanna spend 100 bucks cable internet? ok fine get any. get internet * * cable less $ 100? witchcraft this? signed , canadian comes like 110 believe , pay bill get paid ; that's basic cable mind internet caps like 4mb / dl want say? state sanctioned robbery. $ 110? ? month? ! even afford starbucks? ? point others far worse ( looking everyone world feasible access internet way shape form ). sound like entitled brat. seriously ,
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " gene hackman asked starred superman said" give 2 million reasons why" particularly great reasons , taken together , become impossible refuse. wait minute , superman good though! ! f..! !! ?? superman iv however i've never heard this" superman iv" .. low budget movie terrible plot bad acting? / almost sarcasm try pretend idea never came like idea nicholas cage considered superman role. budget superman n64 believe
til australian prime minister named harold holt served 1966 1967. one day , office , went swim disappeared without trace.
til greek mythology zeus thought earth overpopulated trojan war instigated depopulate earth.
lewandowski best topscorer poland history best top scorer .. eh? definitely worst top scorer. technically he's best worst top scorer he's best goal scorer , he's worst goal scorer. he's goal scorer
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. evaded secret service managed make whitehouse grounds whilst underwear. someone shat brick night. either none whitehouse security team balls man handle russian premier back indoors , yeltsin drunk af embarrassing russia problem , choke holding head state diplomatic incident
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. til $ 14 million budget , major hollywood actors , major hollywood filmmaker , film company owned comcast , qualify independent filmmaking. edit. great. top comment snide remark. rip previous
til thomas jefferson kept shetland sheep white house. attacked several people , killed small boy , eventually called" abominable animal" . adorab - wait , * killed * child? back then? presidents goat killed one children. take it? " oh ok mr. president. love anyways" * kicks * well kids back pretty decent chance diying anyways.
til despite useful properties , dandelion grown regarded weed , result rise lawn culture marketing pesticide companies.
til chrysler built 55 turbine-powered cars 1963-1964. could run fuel could burn oxygen , including perfume tequila , produced 130 horsepower. nine still exist.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " they're realizing able transcend it. even beginning believe real chance within lifetimes. " " damn. sim 7422 reached awareness again. wipe start over. "
students avoid making eye contact could guilty racism , oxford university says
til steve-o clown graduated ringling brothers barnum & bailey clown college
til single asteroid , named hebe , origin 40 % meteorites hit earth.
til three four longest recorded sniper kills canadians
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. *
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes method acting. helicopters middle earth.
til nintendo sued galoob prevent release nes cheating device , game genie ; legal battle followed. sega genesis version , sega allowed release , officially licensed it.
til star wars , yoda's unusual speaking style maintained estonian dubs movie , grammatically correct.
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league traditions broken. sunderland go , arsenal fail make top 4. leicester broke football spurs arsenal , too. wenger beating mourinho
til aztec empire one first societies mandatory education children regardless gender rank.
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. trouble believing would good customer facing employee .. especially service role. i'd rather face service roll anyway follow me. nicki minaj often like pizza chinese buffet. see , respect , i'm feeling moment.
til directing jurassic park , spielberg saw cgi t. rex , said stop motion animator phil tippett ," job ," tippett replied ," mean extinct? ". spielberg later incorporated dialogue
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. * soup meal. depends soup. pho soup meal. mostly non-soup parts.
til 2002 fake sequel harry potter appeared china title" harry potter bao zuolong. " book consists text jrr tolkien's hobbit names changed harry potter characters. similar case 2009 book called" dan brown's lost symbol" published ( actual" lost symbol" ) just" picture dorian gray" names changed dan brown characters. hey , least stealing quality literature. right back go publish next game throne sequel china switching names quixote characters.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. *
til grizzly bears feared respected native americans hunting required company 4 10 warriors done preparation ceremoniality intertribal warfare. * * til 2008 sleuth 30 bears besieged platinum mining compound olyotorsky district northern kamchatka. two guards killed prevented workers leaving homes * * article! oh god , they're organizing.
til brig. gen. otis howard right arm amputated wounded battle , fellow union brig. gen. philip kearny ( lost left arm american-mexican war ) later remarked ," general , buy
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. thought * fruit * would cure cancer. dads buddy swears ' cancer eats sugar ' diet slowly consumes .. sad_face
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. * soup meal. soup sandwich - - that's meal! , fucking not. anything , white person meal. mexico actually consider meals events spend time families , something eat breakroom white company work
til eagles '" hotel california" written twilight zone styled metaphor l. a. beverly hills strange inhabitants. steely knives reference steely dan , inspired band bold lyrics.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. worried purity drugs? visit nearest police station illegal drugs tested - free charge! i'm pick free boat
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. actually worked called alternative medicine. would called medicine. laughing loud , one good friends rant likes there's thing short cut giving directions. " faster easier route , ' way '"
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone.
til anyone sworn statewide county office judgeship kentucky must declare oath participated , acted second otherwise assisted duel.
til davy crockett , congressman you. s. house representatives , opposed president andrew jackson's 1830 indian removal act member tennessee delegation vote it. six years later died defending alamo.
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league actually find el interesting comp. teams every year. refreshing tourny lot different ' big ' teams every year , bar sevilla they're interesting honestly believe champo league good gets terms quality football oh 100 % , terms excitement variety el. variety? yes. excitement? debateable. cl exciting moments football life. they're great tbh i'm glad el getting attention days. fair enough! may getting bit carried away. never forget 2005
til credit card" chip" technology ( aka emv ) rolled us almost 25 years old wait .. .. rolled out? chip cards you. s?
til slipknot's third album contains almost zero profanity response critics said vocalist corey taylor relied swearing lyrics
til tic tacs mainly made sugar allowed labelled zero sugar per serving despite sugar due weight.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. also remember hearing china big homeless population worried optics shown exposed olympics .. sudden homeless problem. tell world solved homelessness sounds like could great lot people right? chinese way could _eliminate_ homelessness. low caust
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. til $ 14 million budget , major hollywood actors , major hollywood filmmaker , film company owned comcast , qualify independent filmmaking. edit. great. top comment snide remark. rip previous also think sp came gay cowboy idea. also recall pudding eating. guess know lingo then. eat poopoo
til galveston , texas ruled french pirates 1816 1821
til picture severed japanese head tank turret published life magazine february 1 , 1943 , generated less protest letters image mistreated cat issue.
til : original 1983 v miniseries inspired 1935 novel happen american fascists replaced alien occupying force make easier market.
til every part dandelion edible. leaves buds eaten greens , flowers made wine , roots roasted ground make" coffee. "
til actors played brother sister on" dexter" began dating , fell love , got engaged , got married , got divorced , continuing play brother sister tv. there's something actress. kinda hot , sometimes , kinda strange looking.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance holy shit , exactly came say. nuke too? implications comment massively scary. mean , many people would willingly stay sub
blizzard taking action players spam hero voice lines overwatch
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! "
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged league ~ ~ light ~ ~ little 5.5 km. 20,00 would 110,00 km. earth measures 12,750 km across equator. go 20,00 leagues deep , would end 17.6 thousand leagues space. yeah always confused me. never seemed obvious distance travelled depth. depth fathoms , no?
til roseanne barr hit car age 16 , hood ornament went brain skull. behavior changed radically institutionalized eight months utah state hospital , baby , gave adoption.
til bill werbeniuk , big drinking canadian snooker player. drank 43 pints lager drinking contest scotsman eddie sinclair. sinclair passed following 42nd pint , werbeniuk reported say" i'm away bar
til elvis presley entourage would rent roller skating rinks throw $ 15,00 worth fireworks wearing" air force jump-suits plus gloves , helmets , goggles. "
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. dunno , think shortened anglo-swiss condensed milk company. roles tongue , know. anglo milk sounds dirty contrary superior purest white milk buy , produced master race anglo aryan mountain cows. [ disturbingly relevant ] ( [URL] )
til 1973 , cia launched covert operation overthrew chile's longstanding democratic government replaced military dictatorship rife human rights violations.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. hell * * can't remember solution tasks three years. barely remember password internet webpages. google ask want remember password wait see password entered right one. legitimately changed password twice one day i'm bad remembering them.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. reminded ted talk one shooter's mother did. however , page crashing now. , reddit thread that? ted tedx? what's difference? tedx talks organized presented anyone , verification. occasionally leads misleading information / [ hilarity ] ( [URL] ).
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " [ removed ]
til infinity sign also called the" lemniscate"
til genghis khan tengrist , religiously tolerant interested learning philosophical moral lessons religions. consulted buddhist monks , muslims , christian missionaries , taoist monk qiu chuji. discriminate , would wipe entire populations regardless religious affiliation.
til actors played brother sister on" dexter" began dating , fell love , got engaged , got married , got divorced , continuing play brother sister tv. also entertain storyline thought interested ( adopted ) brother romantically. think post divorce , must've weird tbh , weird case. uncomfortable unnecessary plotline. plotlines dexter? season 4 show trash
til screensavers designed save screens burn never displaying static image
til north korean leader kim jong-il parodied film team america : world police ( 2004 ) , democratic people's republic korea asked czech republic ban film.
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. * 1905 , companies merged become nestl anglo-swiss condensed milk company , retaining name 1947. * good decision shorten nestl. dunno , think shortened anglo-swiss condensed milk company. roles tongue , know. anglo milk sounds dirty
til matthew mcconaughey replaced owen wilson ' tropic thunder ' wilson's battle depression attempt suicide overdosing slitting wrists
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. duff used drink gallon vodka per day. ' cut back ' 10 bottles wine day. pancreas swelled size rugby ball told continued drinking would die soon. he's picture health ever earth possible? died? human body lot stronger one may think. drink 20 beers day ive never felt better! * explosive diarrhea intensifies *
manchester united equalled record draws single premier league season
til grizzly bears feared respected native americans hunting required company 4 10 warriors done preparation ceremoniality intertribal warfare. without firearms , fuckers unbelievably monstrous. arrows? spears? fuck. that. noise.
til three gorges dam china massive slowed rotation earth
til david hahn , 17 years old attempted build nuclear reactor backyard , one point emitting 100 times normal background radiation.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. everyone wants solve overpopulation problem , want die. both. live kids , even stick 1 kid. that's china's trying achieve since 70s establishing one-child law. 2014 ( give take 2 years , bad memory ) changed 2 kids max. source : chinese always two-child law? would keep population constant , it? large parts population excempt law.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. homeowner without kids : umbrella f-ing cheap stupid it. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club.
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero. rip. passed away yesterday. actually believe you. went checked .. fuck. r. i. p.
til english word cereal derived ' ceres ' , roman goddess harvest agriculture.
til colic mean baby fussy cries lot. baby colic cry least three hours straight , three days week , three weeks row. one sure cause
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters. work? wouldnt point overrun? compared many countries far less stray animals germany. apart cats , usually never know whether stray animals running around , never seen wild dog , escaped ones village that's thinking right now. sure * ever * seen stray dog germany.
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. amazingly , every guns n roses band member appetite destruction still alive. motley too? like f..? none hold candle ozzy. he's actually donating body science dies figure lived drugs alcohol.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. " regret .. .. * boneitis *! "
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen [ knew ] ( [URL] ) edit : seriously , [ knew ] ( [URL] ). jesus christ. anyone marketing stop say" hey , maybe guy lying back , mouth wide open , eyes closed. sort looks like getting facial. " i've never seen water ad person drinking missing mouth like [ women laughing salads ] ( [URL] ) stock photo thing.
til sarcasm banned north korea
til michael jackson would requested wine served diet coke cans flights , want kids see drinking alcohol. " there's accident like geico , thought burned like pepsi michael" - kanye west , wire , song car crash early career. voice generation , y'all. " generation's closest thing einstein. " * kanye west ," saint pablo" nobody loves kanye much kanye loves kanye. wish someone loved much kanye loves kanye
til jesus actor jim caviezel struck lightning whilst filming passion christ
til yreka , california , bakery operated 100 years called yreka bakery , formed palindrome. business closed gallery opened spot , named yrella gallery would also form palindrome. cool see hometown reddit! glad know forgotten smirk_face hey fellow yrekian!
til offered role hannibal lecter , anthony hopkins quit hollywood go back england , feeling rest mediocre career would spent stage and" respectable bbc work. "
til judd apatow watched movie" true romance" idea floyd , beloved stoner character played brad pitt , finally leaving apartment getting chased bad guys. idea ended becoming" pineapple express" .
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " surreal would see ai inside simulation begin talk simulation?
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging always wondered , thought hanged , probably sentenced death , the" dead" part implied , since put death. guess good loophole end , though!
til bob marley died skin cancer started toenail
til maned wolf's urine smells much like marijuana caused police rotterdam zoo go hunt cannabis smokers
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters. german. til kill shelters.
til hydrogen peroxide , commonly used treat wounds , cause scarring inhibit wound healing.
til wwii general george patton believed reincarnated ancient roman soldier , also thought served napoleon.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen woosh sploosh ^ * * spunk * * i'm thirsty. mouth?
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league actually find el interesting comp. teams every year. refreshing tourny lot different ' big ' teams every year , bar sevilla they're interesting honestly believe champo league good gets terms quality football oh 100 % , terms excitement variety el. variety? yes. excitement? debateable. cl exciting moments football life. they're great tbh i'm glad el getting attention days. fair enough! may getting bit carried away. never forget 2005
til lexus april fool's day joke , introduced" variable load coupling rear orientation ( v-lcro )" seats , technology attaches driver seat velcro allow aggressive turns. joke .. .. hmm .. one farts gotta lift butt
til tank designed swiss military bug turning heater could cause main gun fire
til japanese kamikaze pilots allowed return find suitable target. one pilot shot ninth return.
til common heart shape ( :heart_suit: ) quite possibly based seed used birth control ancient times.
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero. rip. passed away yesterday. sad numerous levels. usually , one spouse passes far behind. that's usually spouses old. fallacy with" retire , die" . people usually retire they're top notch ..
til three gorges dam china massive slowed rotation earth tl laughing_face r size dam slowed rotation earth , sheer volume water mass shifted dam.
til george washington massive chain strung across hudson river order keep british sailing upriver. link weighed 100 + pounds.
til wwii british spies posed fake charity groups hand special monopoly games allied prisoners war. games compasses , maps , real money , useful tools escaping. part story never understand nazis give shit prisoners? would allow delivery first place? exactly known humanitarian concerns.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance holy shit , exactly came say. nuke too? implications comment massively scary.
til 80s hair band winger trace massive mid - 90s downfall popularity mocked relentlessly on" beavis butt-head" subsequent mike judge projects
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. many confused. answer homeowner's insurance likely umbrella coverage. insurance clearly covered acts caused residents household. result , victims could sue parents actually get damages. homeowners insurance include? yep , umbrella policy. one added mine. $ 1 million covers pretty much anything around $ 300 / year. whats funny teenager moves it'll drop $ 120 / year! policies make litigation targets.
til queen elizabeth ii trained mechanic. learned skills wwii ( 1945 ) part auxiliary territorial service.
since 1956 paris exclusively twinned rome -" paris worthy rome ; rome worthy paris. "
til darth vader father luke skywalker real name anakin skywalker
til offered role hannibal lecter , anthony hopkins quit hollywood go back england , feeling rest mediocre career would spent stage and" respectable bbc work. "
til average , genetic similarity two humans 99.9 %. 2 3 times genetic diversity within wild chimpanzee population , entire human gene pool.
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax ha , sallie mae thing reason. think know , navient. chiquita thing , united fruit company seriously fucked shit.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels. human equivalent figuring jerk conditioner shampoo? wait jerk conditioner? i'll right back five minutes. what's taking long?
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. remember pudding eating bm yesterday .. " .. pudding eating , going sue" said trey parker. probably heard took scene post. .. eat then? ??
til steve-o clown graduated ringling brothers barnum & bailey clown college
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league actually find el interesting comp. teams every year. refreshing tourny lot different ' big ' teams every year , bar sevilla they're interesting honestly believe champo league good gets terms quality football oh 100 % , terms excitement variety el. variety? yes. excitement? debateable. cl exciting moments football life. they're great tbh i'm glad el getting attention days. fair enough! may getting bit carried away. never forget 2005
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. dwight right. need new plague! !! one make sick ..
til david letterman created scholarship average" c student ," recognizing marks , extraordinary amazing ways.
til common" save" icon depiction obsolete external writable storage device called floppy disk.
til russell crowe contacted fbi al qaeda wanting kidnap take" iconographic americans picture sort cultural destabilisation plan. " russel crowe american though. he's originally new zealand.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. thing think weapons used. unsecured. edit : information , apparently straw purchased guns wrong. think" bowling columbine" info , bullying guns. shooters bought weapons themselves. take parents guns. got girl class buy weapons , underage time. ever legal action , result cooperation investigation charges filed her.
.. octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " surreal would see ai inside simulation begin talk simulation? think might like westworld
til lexus april fool's day joke , introduced" variable load coupling rear orientation ( v-lcro )" seats , technology attaches driver seat velcro allow aggressive turns. joke .. .. hmm .. one farts gotta lift butt
til general napier asked respect indian custom burning widows husband's funeral pyre , replied english custom hang murderers. read windows instead widows initially understand someone would upset this. man's window prized possession
til clippy unpopular time , part windows xp's marketing making people aware could disable him. always changed dog tricks .. wow feel old. also desktop sheep app?
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. dogs. good. i've yet meet doggy immediately like. people? fuck people. asshole dogs.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. actually worked called alternative medicine. would called medicine.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind. driving newer car awful people walking / biking front you. either honk look like inpatient asshole tread behind pissing drivers behind you. need add button activates speaker projects forward smooth spoken word gospel album performed musk medium volume. look next model joking , really need polite version horn. like ," woo-hoo , i'm behind you! "
til response a" catastrophic emergency ," united states government suspended replaced single , combined branch" coordinated" president , indefinitely.
til shaka zulu's mother died 1827 , 7,00 people executed being" insufficiently grief-stricken" . cows also slaughtered young calves would" know feels like lose mother. "
til : jeff daniels got paid $ 50,00 role dumb dumber , jim carrey got paid $ 7mil.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. kind genius really evil - let people dissenters come , give secret police holiday. hope kind trick works though. mao 60 years ago. , , work once. means works per generation people , no? study history doomed repeat - micheal scott
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged league ~ ~ light ~ ~ little 5.5 km. 20,00 would 110,00 km. earth measures 12,750 km across equator. go 20,00 leagues deep , would end 17.6 thousand leagues space.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. one brightest species earth , yet keep small fish tanks :-/ also cut tiny pieces still alive dip sauce. mm. i'm hungry. why? want cook first [URL] faint heart ..
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity.
til woman started mothers day usa wished never started day commercialism behind got control
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. i'd rather face service roll anyway follow me. nicki minaj often like pizza chinese buffet. see , respect , i'm feeling moment. saying want stick dick chinese buffet? saying don't? i'm sure buffet handle bring table
til day crew battleship uss texas intentionally flooded torpedo tube order cause 2 degree list , giving main guns enough extra elevation boost range & hit target mainland.
til postal code north pole h0h 0h0 reference santa
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. actual source wiki link book ' silk roads ' peter frankopan. ever read" years rice salt" kim stanley robinson? fiction , would've happened black death killed 90 % europe instead 50 %. good read.
til teenage fry cook went college study marine science , art , went create spongebob squarepants.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. something something getting nailed seamen loose hips sink ships.
til 19th early 20th century roughly 1/3 rd norway's populations immigrated united states.
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters.
til china first country world produce steel preceding europe 100 years failed reach industrial revolution due absence middle class
til 2010 , band somali pirates attempted capture us navy frigate uss nicholas , mistaking merchant vessel
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " [ removed ] want sad_face want smile mean .. wish could get along like used middle school .. wish could bake cake filled rainbows smiles everyone would eat happy ..
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes " * reason , parts play , like boromir ned stark , life online long afterwards. keep seeing - call - memes? " * - sean bean he's us.
til : original 1983 v miniseries inspired 1935 novel happen american fascists replaced alien occupying force make easier market.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. oh , sorry , thought america gawl , sharon! love suddenly like season 8 randy became best character. favorite south park trivia trey parker dad named randy geologist ..
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen remember bombing time admitted tap water. us readers , tap water uk really good cheap , idea even filtered tap water 100 times price crass. us tap water really good cheap , too. wherever , gallon jugs generic distilled filtered water also relatively cheap. bottled water crass , reason bought marketing. know ' us. ' texas , tap water awful. worked las vegas , tap water fucking awful too.
til the" demon core ' , 6.2 kg subcritical mass plutonium briefly went critical two separate experiments , killing two members manhattan project
til 1851 , measuring tools precision one millionth inch.
til billionaire oil tycoon j. paul getty installed pay phone mansion guests use would billed calls.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. there's also dilbert principle , states companies promote incompetent employees management , less damage.
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til enough water lake superior flood entire landmasses north south america depth 1 foot. contains 3 quadrillion gallons fresh water. leave response comments able see across great lakes. [URL] lake michigan grand , mi
til actors played brother sister on" dexter" began dating , fell love , got engaged , got married , got divorced , continuing play brother sister tv. also entertain storyline thought interested ( adopted ) brother romantically. think post divorce , must've weird tbh , weird case. uncomfortable unnecessary plotline. plotlines dexter? season 4 show trash
til mtv's" clone high" cartoon cancelled people india conducted massive hunger strike googling maxim article depicting gandhi , coming across cartoon , featured gandhi character.
til bunnies ( foetuses newborn ) declared fish pope monks , access fish monasteries , something eat lent.
til yreka , california , bakery operated 100 years called yreka bakery , formed palindrome. business closed gallery opened spot , named yrella gallery would also form palindrome. cool see hometown reddit! glad know forgotten smirk_face hey fellow yrekian!
til genghis khan tengrist , religiously tolerant interested learning philosophical moral lessons religions. consulted buddhist monks , muslims , christian missionaries , taoist monk qiu chuji. discriminate , would wipe entire populations regardless religious affiliation. progressive funny many modern world history texts starting think way. many ways , mongol empire ushered modernity , including fostering global trade. infuriating. empathy absolutely required properly understand history , modern historians routinely demonstrate lack empathy genghis khan's victims. seen nothing , 100 years speak great hitler was.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " he's like actor take every script he's given yet remains highly respected still offered great roles. nic cage started ( he's oscar winner ) destroyed career. feel like samuel l. jackson whatever fuck movie feels like , amazing terrible. respect that.
til carrots actually help people see dark. myth propaganda used royal air force explain pilots improved success night air battles , actually used disguise advances radar technology.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. oh , sorry , thought america gawl , sharon! love suddenly like season 8 randy became best character. favorite south park trivia trey parker dad named randy geologist ..
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con really got role , good her! dunno , really catwoman play sexually-charged game basketball children watching? loop one , what's context? edit : oh god
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. many confused. answer homeowner's insurance likely umbrella coverage. insurance clearly covered acts caused residents household. result , victims could sue parents actually get damages. homeowners insurance include? yep , umbrella policy. one added mine. $ 1 million covers pretty much anything around $ 300 / year. whats funny teenager moves it'll drop $ 120 / year! homeowner without kids : umbrella f-ing cheap stupid it. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death die beating grizzly fistfight i'd regret fuck
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen [ knew ] ( [URL] ) edit : seriously , [ knew ] ( [URL] ). jesus christ. anyone marketing stop say" hey , maybe guy lying back , mouth wide open , eyes closed. sort looks like getting facial. " i've never seen water ad person drinking missing mouth like [ women laughing salads ] ( [URL] ) stock photo thing.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. thing think weapons used. unsecured. edit : information , apparently straw purchased guns wrong. think" bowling columbine" info , bullying guns. shooters bought weapons themselves. take parents guns. got girl class buy weapons , underage time. ever legal action , result cooperation investigation charges filed her.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " he's like actor take every script he's given yet remains highly respected still offered great roles. nic cage started ( he's oscar winner ) destroyed career. nic cage already peaked con air face / off. cannot top performances matter are. enjoyed matchstick men loathe nic cage , weatherman amazing movie.
til russia's economy ( $ 1.3 ) 69 % size italy's economy ( $ 1.9 ). climate russia challenge agriculture , whereas italy perfect climate [ spaghetti trees ] ( [URL] ). yeah , russia lower gdp canada 4 times population. countries similar climate , must reasons , russia's gdp would 4 times canada's is.
til gunsmoke , longest running television series 20th century , cancelled abruptly cbs even bother tell cast crew. read trade publications next day.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging fishwife hanged murdering illegitimate infant shortly birth. well blame then. gave birth ungodly human / fish chimera would expect do? kill get's big. mean , makes sense me.
til british supermarket chain iceland eu-wide trademark name , take legal action icelandic companies use it. icelandic government applied trademark invalidated , far without success.
til british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old. feel like i'm taking crazy pills. op , coin showing front back. person verifying authenticity display front back plastic protective container? saw coin? like separating oreo cookie? oh , haha , no. held place [ plastic container called a" slab" ] ( [URL] ) coin collecting community. ok. i'm going od crazy pills here. slab holds coin. front ( heads ) separated back ( tails )? shown slab. two separate coins , sawn two? looks like op's picture edited show sides label without full slab. thanks.
til plato distinguished gymnast wrestler , well known wrestling prowess.
til three four longest recorded sniper kills canadians
til henley called paramedics home november 21 , 1980 , 16 - year-old girl found naked claiming overdosed quaaludes cocaine. henley got away contributing delinquency minor charge $ 2,500 fine.
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time * know of. yea , like half animals ocean specific breeding grounds. right , necessarily mean they're capable communicating location distance breeding grounds members species - something ants , bees , ravens humans do.
til ryan gosling watching" rambo" took knives school threw children.
til first simpsons treehouse horror , marge warns parents content episode advising put children bed. warning put sincere effort warn young viewers , producers felt somewhat scary.
til richard lawrence , 1835 attempted assassinate president andrew jackson funeral using two pistols shot point blank. misfired , president severely beat cane , wrestled submission davy crockett.
til snooker player ronnie o'sullivan accused disrespect opponent using opposite hand take shot. prove bringing game disrepute , played 3 frames left-hand former world championship runner-up , winning 3.
til colt 45 malt liquors former slogan was" works every time"
til 1986 , beer drinking goat elected mayor small town texas , usa
til last words serial killer peter krten were" tell .. head chopped , still able hear , least moment , sound blood gushing stump neck? would pleasure end pleasures. " mean guy real jerk.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly want smile mean .. wanna talk , buddy? he's buddy , pal he's pal , friend. friend , guy.
til last words serial killer peter krten were" tell .. head chopped , still able hear , least moment , sound blood gushing stump neck? would pleasure end pleasures. " mean guy real jerk.
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold [ google street view house blurred out. ] ( [URL] )
bruce willis rejected early script of" die hard vengeance" titled" troubleshooter ," fighting terrorists cruise line. " troubleshooter" later repurposed into" speed 2 : cruise control. "
til military san marino still active crossbow corps existed uninterrupted since 1295
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original.
til david hahn , 17 years old attempted build nuclear reactor backyard , one point emitting 100 times normal background radiation.
til african american men incarcerated you. s. total prison populations india , argentina , canada , lebanon , japan , germany , finland , israel england combined.
til actor martin sheen married woman 56 years
til head injuries common pennyfarthing bicycles riders would put feet handlebar going downhill would thrown feet-first instead head-first.
til movie , - 571 , states americans responsible capturing first enigma machine. truth first enigma machine captured british , 7 months americans entered war. tony blair ridiculed movie prime minister's questions. bill clinton dismissed movie work fiction. americans never captured single enigma machine. 2 canadians , 13 british. watch hollywood films expect see us calvary ti rescue. fact russian blood us factories war.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us americans say" got lot spunk kid" . said you. k would arrested. maybe 1940s .. gal's got moxie! look well takes spunk!
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til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. holy shit , exactly came say. nuke too? implications comment massively scary. mean , many people would willingly stay sub deep underwater cramp / pressurized tube breathing recycled air. bunch dudes age 25 .. shenanigans pretty fucked , understand.
til name hotmail chosen contains html , originally styled hotmail. feel super dumb never putting together. even joked lot html pronounced" hut mull. " close , never made connection. we're like 2 peas pod. like 2 bundle sticks. technical term faggot. thinking hotmale.com.
til enough water lake superior flood entire landmasses north south america depth 1 foot. contains 3 quadrillion gallons fresh water.
til - coca cola launched dasani water uk slogan ' bottled spunk ' & ' can't live without spunk ' ; oblivious uk spunks means semen.
til death steve irwin , speculated series revenge killings , least ten stingrays found dead mutilated coast queensland that's literally last thing would wanted ..
til : graphics company nvidia named latin ' invidia ' , means ' envy '. also reason use color green , in" green envy" .
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. job's belief alternative medicine surprising. one point fruitarian believed fruitarians bo , bathe. iirc ashton kutcher tried replicate diet stop due development pancreatic issues. according title gore til gets reposted every , his" pancreas levels high. " oh god , never want pancreas level 1!
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. * soup meal. soup sandwich - - that's meal! maybe crushed crackers soup
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. months sea probably care ship's integrity compromised .. " well guys looks like we're gonna stay fix boat. darn. " captain ; got bad news lads. ship literally falling apart stay .. sailors : woohoo! captain : .. nails .. sailors : mutiny! " rape pillage get nails back go home! "
til roseanne barr hit car age 16 , hood ornament went brain skull. behavior changed radically institutionalized eight months utah state hospital , baby , gave adoption.
til penn jillette penn teller painted finger nails red joke response mother telling get manicure people would looking hands , always keeps one finger nail painted red memory mother. read jillette's book god , no! , parts family life really compelling , eg. late parents , led seeing sister die old age younger age. he's quite complicated person. edit guy slightly older sister think might fuck much mom dying , mean kind expect see parents die seeing sibling die nowhere close must painful sister died 18 7. shit fucks life.
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. wow amazing work dairy lobby dairy industry done impressive things years. food pyramid designed specifically encourage milk cheese consumption help struggling dairy farmers. wait. telling nutritional information .. official nutritional information government uses strictly scientifical?
til american captives vietnam war would authenticate new prisoner's american identity tapping first five notes of" shave haircut" , cell wall , waiting appropriate response
til term checkmate , according barnhart etymological dictionary , alteration persian phrase" shh mt" ( ) means , literally ," king helpless" word ( mta ) still exists pashto , means destroyed. matar spanish means kill.
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. promising career killed track 1971. buried flag record mexican national anthem. well plan least. record badly scratched replaced new copy mexican hat dance.
til fat duck , michellin three-star restaurant england , employs forty-two chefs. one customer.
til 1984 fbi declared key west police department criminal enterprise , several high-ranking officers arrested running protection racket cocaine smugglers.
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. everyone freaking : seal extinct. fact well listed as" least concern" - - furthest category from" extinct" . uneducated , furthest category extinct still extinction spectrum , every animal fit spectrum. like category field mice? edit : thanks answers guys! i'm authority , humans listed as" least concern" . likely latter. really category beyond that. " excess" .
til many german pows captured allies ww2 horrified footage holocaust burned uniforms called germany surrender , even volunteered join fight axis.
til michael jackson would requested wine served diet coke cans flights , want kids see drinking alcohol. " there's accident like geico , thought burned like pepsi michael" - kanye west , wire , song car crash early career. voice generation , y'all. " generation's closest thing einstein. " * kanye west ," saint pablo" nobody loves kanye much kanye loves kanye. wish someone loved much kanye loves kanye
til penn jillette penn teller painted finger nails red joke response mother telling get manicure people would looking hands , always keeps one finger nail painted red memory mother. read jillette's book god , no! , parts family life really compelling , eg. late parents , led seeing sister die old age younger age. he's quite complicated person. edit guy slightly older sister think might fuck much mom dying , mean kind expect see parents die seeing sibling die nowhere close must painful sister died 18 7. shit fucks life.
til honey bees ejaculate forcefully penises explode. kills honey bee. , technically speaking , mate life.
til terry kath band chigaco's last words were" worry .. look , clip even it" - putting pistol temple pulling trigger. that's always check chamber. also aim guns head pull trigger.
til wwii british spies posed fake charity groups hand special monopoly games allied prisoners war. games compasses , maps , real money , useful tools escaping.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes love song ice fire books like show. however watch episodes. picture ned differently , still sean beans voice read first book. thought ned looking lot younger sean bean. ned 35ish book. joffrey taller rob jon tyrion 1 black eye bron supposed like 23. also , moon door actual door floor.
til quetzalcoatl got drunk slept sister , quetzalpetlatl. upon waking next day , realized , stone box built , laid , set fire.
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til name hotmail chosen contains html , originally styled hotmail.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. episode 30 rock , character pete hornberger never overachieves avoid getting promoted head. pete underrated character. cared juust enough much. girlfriend recently mentioned watching 30 rock again. pay attention pete thoroughly convinced glue holds show together. one favorite parts 30 rock pete gets jack agree give per diem gas , situation , jack agree. " yes! hornberger! "
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. raccoon stole 20 dollars? pff. look mr. rich guy $ 20 bank account. pff. look moneybags bank account. pff. lk mnbgs vr hr , wt hs fnc xpnsv vwls. poor bastard. even buy vowel. edit : * really? * first gold this? money kind stranger.
til 1975 , physicist kip thorne bet stephen hawking one year issues penthouse magazine black holes exist. thorne won.
til hitler nazi officials outlawed animal cruelty including boiling live lobsters.
til gary webb , reporter san jose mercury news first broke story cia involvement cocaine trade , found dead with" two gunshot wounds head. " death , 2004 , ruled kill 8 years story came out? impossible blow side face first gunshot taking another shot finish job.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. aka american dream. boris politics anyway? true rock star story. thing missing mick jagger couple hookers.
til founder scientology , l. ron hubbard , commanded submarine wwii. performance was" substandard ," almost started war mexico ordering crew fire coronado islands.
til thomas jefferson kept shetland sheep white house. attacked several people , killed small boy , eventually called" abominable animal" .
til soldiers you. s. military psychological warfare department ( psyops ) used loudspeakers tempt enemy fighters afghanistan battles win calling , lady men cowardly dogs.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. months sea probably care ship's integrity compromised .. " well guys looks like we're gonna stay fix boat. darn. " captain ; got bad news lads. ship literally falling apart stay .. sailors : woohoo! captain : .. nails .. sailors : mutiny! " rape pillage get nails back go home! "
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. dolphin without hands? dolphin penises prehensile. like tentacles. take moment think that. til i'm never swimming ocean again. i'm going go swimming ocean right ( )
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. oh , sorry , thought america
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. one brightest species earth , yet keep small fish tanks :-/ also cut tiny pieces still alive dip sauce. mm. i'm hungry. why? want cook first [URL] faint heart ..
til davy crockett , congressman you. s. house representatives , opposed president andrew jackson's 1830 indian removal act member tennessee delegation vote it. six years later died defending alamo.
til british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" things never change.
til von trapp family , made famous sound music , lost fortune great depression , children's singing careers purely way earn livelihood.
til schmidt jack nicholson 2003 golden globe award best performance actor motion picture drama. upon accepting award , nicholson quipped :" i'm little surprised. thought made comedy. "
til singer peanut butter jelly time passed away eleven-hour standoff police even snoop dogg brother-in-law tried convince surrender. almost sounds like title r / subredditsimulator curious : [ subreddit simulator ] ( [URL] )
til theoretical physicist max planck told get field physics professor because" field , almost everything already discovered. " anyway originated quantum theory revolutionized field.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. liberty dies thunderous applause
til medal honor recipient , master sergeant roy benavidez. 37 wounds bullets , bayonets , shrapnel. thought dead , spit face doctor zipping body bag.
til kimi raikkonen two points away winning 2003 drivers championship winning one race entire season
til : graphics company nvidia named latin ' invidia ' , means ' envy '. also reason use color green , in" green envy" .
til offered role hannibal lecter , anthony hopkins quit hollywood go back england , feeling rest mediocre career would spent stage and" respectable bbc work. "
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle.
til 2002 fake sequel harry potter appeared china title" harry potter bao zuolong. " book consists text jrr tolkien's hobbit names changed harry potter characters. similar case 2009 book called" dan brown's lost symbol" published ( actual" lost symbol" ) just" picture dorian gray" names changed dan brown characters. hey , least stealing quality literature.
til 7 players tournament big 4 competed. stan one since 2010
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " middle ground buying 33 guns year without raising suspicion civilian able guns. look sweden example. lots lots guns , tough regulations. edit : 33 guns year
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes method acting. helicopters middle earth. really got character. lot work die 1st movie trilogy. watch extended. watching brormir faramir actually act together amazing makes miss boromir instead despising trying take ring
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. also think sp came gay cowboy idea. also recall pudding eating. guess know lingo then. eat poopoo want dis sickness uganda uninitiated : [URL]
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time
til east st. louis higher murder rate honduras , country highest murder rate world
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government.
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers.
til one two kellogg brothers obsessed preventing masturbation originally invented corn flakes reduce children.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. reminds kazakhstan girl shooting competition played borat spoof anthem. link : [URL]
til henry vii someone who's job wipe bottom him. called ' grooms stool ' henry vii 4 reign , knighted!
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. , got hired 15 times. that's positive. find insulting get hired 15 times takes almost year 700 applications get part time job.
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero.
til african american men incarcerated you. s. total prison populations india , argentina , canada , lebanon , japan , germany , finland , israel england combined.
til band chumbawamba , mainly known ubiquitous hit" tubthumping" , actually politically charged anarcho-punk band advised fans steal music chain stores.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. also remember hearing china big homeless population worried optics shown exposed olympics .. sudden homeless problem.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. fault [ removed ]
til male swiss citizen , roger federer compulsorily required serve armed forces. however , 2003 , despite already become tennis pro , deemed ' unfit ' back problem , relieved
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels.
til nazis cleared minefields chasing captured civilians across , detonating explosives. everything hear nazi folks leads believe the" baddies" .
til response a" catastrophic emergency ," united states government suspended replaced single , combined branch" coordinated" president , indefinitely. senate
til communism killed people regime type. killed holocaust japanese war crimes combined. colonialist capitalism even come close.
til : abercrombie & fitch used sell outdoor goods camping gear guns , main store shooting range.
til dave grohl know read sheet music writes music ear.
til 1973 , cia launched covert operation overthrew chile's longstanding democratic government replaced military dictatorship rife human rights violations.
til prisoners female-only concentration camp ravensbruck purposefully sewed socks thin heels toes german soldier's feet would get sore. " mein fuhrer , advance halted" " ze enemy oppose us? "" nein , mein fuhrer , ze soldiers complaining zat zair feet hurt refuse carry on" may sound simple remember socks supposed get * russian winter *. probably lot people giving credit for. sores left untended long get pretty bad. reason lt. dan made big deal fresh dry socks marching in.
til japanese kamikaze pilots allowed return find suitable target. one pilot shot ninth return. wonder ever change mind made break it. much place make break for. americans / british would certainly shoot attempted land somewhere. guess could bail , know given chutes. that's true ditched swam around would've picked up. shot like buffalo. course , i'd assume they'd taken prisoner practical defenders. easy ditch without parachute though? chutes , hard all.
til hydrogen peroxide , commonly used treat wounds , cause scarring inhibit wound healing.
til actors played brother sister on" dexter" began dating , fell love , got engaged , got married , got divorced , continuing play brother sister tv.
til possibility of" hypertumors" , cancer tumor gets big gets cancer
til 7 players tournament big 4 competed. stan one since 2010
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. oh fucking * god * , poor guy. blame slightest. like usbekestani gold put borat version anthem?
til day crew battleship uss texas intentionally flooded torpedo tube order cause 2 degree list , giving main guns enough extra elevation boost range & hit target mainland. eli 5 easier move closer? also reminds [ old reddit post ] ( [URL] ) short answer : draft. texas , loaded max 9m ship underwater. closer , ship would run aground. thank , going say would guess keep range shore based battery. could've tipped land elevate ground cannons case
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. 1. rent plane 2. bless rain clouds fly , turn local downfall holy water 3. secretly baptise everyone 4. ~ ~? ?? ~ ~ collect tithes 5. profit
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league actually find el interesting comp. teams every year. refreshing tourny lot different ' big ' teams every year , bar sevilla they're interesting honestly believe champo league good gets terms quality football oh 100 % , terms excitement variety el. variety? yes. excitement? debateable. cl exciting moments football life. they're great tbh i'm glad el getting attention days. fair enough! may getting bit carried away. never forget 2005
til vladimir great russia confronted choice converting russia christianity islam. eventually chose christianity , islamic teaching alcohol , saying ," drinking joy rus '. cannot exist without pleasure. "
til george foreman originally paid 40 % profits endorsing george foreman grill. peak grill's sales , making 4.5 million dollars month.
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. actually makes lot meaningful. hare nap job everyone would die anyways? guess story pointlessness achievement face unavoidable death?
.. annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank surroundings. imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " " nested simulations would taxing systems. we'll make physically impossible. "" how? "" i'm sure , we'll make something like speed light. " came comments , left questioning life.
til russell crowe contacted fbi al qaeda wanting kidnap take" iconographic americans picture sort cultural destabilisation plan. " russel crowe american though. he's originally new zealand.
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. still cannot get past fact he's stoke trent. drab , dismal , grey shithole planet .. outside lancashire.
til honey bees ejaculate forcefully penises explode. kills honey bee. , technically speaking , mate life.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. aka american dream. boris politics anyway? true rock star story. thing missing mick jagger couple hookers.
til cali cartel murdered many people dumped bodies cauca river local municipality eventually bankrupt cost recovering corpses conducting autopsies.
til credit card" chip" technology ( aka emv ) rolled us almost 25 years old wait .. .. rolled out? chip cards you. s?
til you. state texas roughly 10 % larger france almost twice large germany. you. s. big , really big. sometimes i'm surprised throughout course history never become multiple countries.
til opportunity rover still conducting scientific operations 13 years despite original mission lifetime 90 days
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. promising career killed track 1971. buried flag record mexican national anthem. well plan least. record badly scratched replaced new copy mexican hat dance.
til henry vii someone who's job wipe bottom him. called ' grooms stool ' henry vii 4 reign , knighted!
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. actually makes lot meaningful. hare nap job everyone would die anyways? guess story pointlessness achievement face unavoidable death? reading employ animals form part critical communications infrastructure simply speed / reliability / fault-tolerance / integrity properties modern built environment needs.
til nazis cleared minefields chasing captured civilians across , detonating explosives. everything hear nazi folks leads believe the" baddies" .
til nobody owners really know owns ikea. parts owned multiple shell corporations , many stores technically owned non-profit charitable organization thus pay taxes income.
til butane canisters manufactured exclusively south korea. exception single manufacturer houston texas.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" really fucking picture , ops fault come reddit find advert. want bars wall [ think it? ] ( [URL] ) im trouble locating large breasted woman. _oo_ / | | /
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters. work? wouldnt point overrun? compared many countries far less stray animals germany. apart cats , usually never know whether stray animals running around , never seen wild dog , escaped ones village that's thinking right now. sure * ever * seen stray dog germany.
til chrysler built 55 turbine-powered cars 1963-1964. could run fuel could burn oxygen , including perfume tequila , produced 130 horsepower. nine still exist. jay leno one , shouldnt much surprise anybody loves cars. [URL] i'm told there's one unassuming warehouse know terre haute , indiana small car collection. told still ran 10 years ago , idles smoothly balance nickel edge air intake. never saw i've terre haute , offense town believe anything interesting there.
til terry kath band chigaco's last words were" worry .. look , clip even it" - putting pistol temple pulling trigger.
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. dairy industry done impressive things years. food pyramid designed specifically encourage milk cheese consumption help struggling dairy farmers. wait. telling nutritional information .. official nutritional information government uses strictly scientifical? oh honey goes top triangle. bee lobby really powerful.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. " boris yeltsin first words you. s. president clinton upon meeting 1995 , think o. j. it? " guy like relaxed uncle. relaxed drank fifth vodka every day sorry fifth? american always wondered. google maybe people know too. edit : thanks everyone , know international standard alcohol volumes ever thought would. 750ml
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league calling - bayern stumble group stages champions league get third , fall europa league , we'll make annual trip allianz round 32.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels. human equivalent figuring jerk conditioner shampoo? wait jerk conditioner? i'll right back five minutes. what's taking long?
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. job's belief alternative medicine surprising. one point fruitarian believed fruitarians bo , bathe. iirc ashton kutcher tried replicate diet stop due development pancreatic issues.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. til anti-vaxers trying save economy. .. surprising revelation
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. oh , sorry , thought america
til drummer police composed spyro dragon soundtrack
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. * soup meal. soup sandwich - - that's meal! maybe crushed crackers soup
til alec guinness agreed appear star wars negotiated deal doubled initial salary offer , guaranteed publicity film , would awarded 2.25 % gross royalties paid george lucas
til elvis presley entourage would rent roller skating rinks throw $ 15,00 worth fireworks wearing" air force jump-suits plus gloves , helmets , goggles. "
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero. rip. passed away yesterday. actually believe you. went checked .. fuck. r. i. p.
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con person attacked another congoer , adrianne stepped up. congoer? one congo? think related con. specifically congo-con person cosplaying amy. congogoer gogo congo con? gogocongogoer?
20 goals , lionel messi time top scorer conmebol world cup qualifiers , passing hernn crespo luis surez
til ancient greek philosopher jumped active volcano prove immortal god
til washington state originally called columbia thought may confused district columbia rejected.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death
til yreka , california , bakery operated 100 years called yreka bakery , formed palindrome. business closed gallery opened spot , named yrella gallery would also form palindrome. state motto california [ eureka! ] ( [URL] ) worth noting , yreka pronounced. wy-ree-kah. yreka shasta name mt. shasta. means north mountain.
til form medieval torture , victims feet covered salt water goat would start licking them. sometimes laughter stress intense tickling resulted heart attack brain hemorrhage.
til screensavers designed save screens burn never displaying static image
til william bradford , governor plymouth colony , year old father died sent live grandfather , died two years later sent live mother , died one year later.
til schrdinger believe possibility cat simultaneously dead alive. thought experiment meant criticize absurdity existing view quantum mechanics.
til that" video killed radio star" best selling record australia 27 years.
til colonel david stirling , founder sas , personally strangled 41 men.
til japanese kamikaze pilots allowed return find suitable target. one pilot shot ninth return. * shrugs *" odds , amarite? " * shot dead * 1:1 1:1 suicide supreme tees friend
til chicken nugget invented cornell university food science professor , published results academically instead patenting them.
til james cameron supposed make spider man film 1990s leonardo dicaprio spider man & arnold schwarzenegger doctor octopus
til soviet composer dmitri shostakovich obsessive regularly sent cards test well postal service working.
til lurleen wallace could seek appropriate treatment cancer husband , alabama segregationist george wallace , kept secret four years due fact wanted become governor alabama. died year office.
til prisoners female-only concentration camp ravensbruck purposefully sewed socks thin heels toes german soldier's feet would get sore. " mein fuhrer , advance halted" " ze enemy oppose us? "" nein , mein fuhrer , ze soldiers complaining zat zair feet hurt refuse carry on" may sound simple remember socks supposed get * russian winter *. probably lot people giving credit for. sores left untended long get pretty bad. reason lt. dan made big deal fresh dry socks marching in.
til penn jillette penn teller painted finger nails red joke response mother telling get manicure people would looking hands , always keeps one finger nail painted red memory mother. he's cool dude celebrity speaks anti-vaccine nonsense alright book. see feel like. people want abortions people want vaccines. what's difference?
til british supermarket chain iceland eu-wide trademark name , take legal action icelandic companies use it. icelandic government applied trademark invalidated , far without success.
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax soon known as" retail credit agency" following congressional testimony. < two weeks later > okay , calling ourselves" credit mcchecky clown penis" literally name left. let's hope nothing goes wrong time. could always washington redskins credit agency rename trump credit agency. way , matter happens least 1/3 rd country believe anything bad lie.
til sarcasm banned north korea
til : original 1983 v miniseries inspired 1935 novel happen american fascists replaced alien occupying force make easier market.
til british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old. oh shit even plausible conspiracy theories bs time. coincidences happen lot. coincidences wow mom
til post-debacle interview caught lip syncing shows , one members milli vanilli defended saying ," [ milli vanilli ] working mcdonald's. would done? "
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. remember pudding eating bm yesterday .. " .. pudding eating , going sue" said trey parker. probably heard took scene post. .. eat then? ??
til tree legally owns surrounding land land inherited offspring ," son tree owns itself"
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. can't wait see give mass shooting vegas. think politicians media going try forget shooting ever happened soon possible , given shooter older rich white male gun collector. [ removed ]
til former newspaper editor sun , kelvin mackenzie , published story alleging elton john voiceboxes guard dogs removed. proven wrong reporter went round check dogs barked him.
til william hung , known famous american idol audition , 73rd generation descendant confucius
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. everyone wants solve overpopulation problem , want die.
til coelacanths thought extinct since cretaceous period , yet discovered alive 1938
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. oh , poor eel! " what's .. .. oh! oh , god .. no! ah , fuck! no! again! goddammit! " [ relevant nsfw video ] ( [URL] )
til battle spotsylvania general sedgwick , saw men ducking cover exclaimed" dodging like this? hit elephant distance. " last words shot killed right finished sentence
til japanese kamikaze pilots allowed return find suitable target. one pilot shot ninth return. * shrugs *" odds , amarite? " * shot dead *
til movie lord war , production team rented 300 real sa vz. 58 rifles stand ak 47s cheaper prop guns.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" things never change. ain't broke .. .. drinking fast enough. need faster , barry.
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. actually makes lot meaningful. hare nap job everyone would die anyways? guess story pointlessness achievement face unavoidable death? reading employ animals form part critical communications infrastructure simply speed / reliability / fault-tolerance / integrity properties modern built environment needs.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. sailors , much like prisoners , historically relations members sex crew due lack women. possible? turn gay there's women around? , don't" turn gay" . cums point though warm hole warm hole. edit : there's nothing gay exploring! i'm done puns yeah nothing gay it. two straight dudes butt sex. mean think , gayest thing world sex woman. soft frilly smell like flowers. that's straight queer. fucking dude? muscles sweat , manly thing do.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims also sadistic beleif ill suffer , often denying basic comforts medicine. piece shit person hid guise charity got away mostly hid people made others uncomfortable ( ill ).
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels. ones prefer former quickly labeled rest turmoil as" kinksters"
til table beer served belgian schools 1980s. proposed re-introduce low alcohol beer ( < 1.5 % abv ) schools healthier alternative softdrinks.
til billionaire oil tycoon j. paul getty installed pay phone mansion guests use would billed calls.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. something something getting nailed seamen loose hips sink ships. would still stick with" loose lips" , different set.
til : samuel morse invented telegraph received letter wife's failing health .. she'd died.
til average , genetic similarity two humans 99.9 %. 2 3 times genetic diversity within wild chimpanzee population , entire human gene pool.
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero. " fantastic four movie mistake" ~ stan lee * probably *
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold even huge fan simpsons , would taken money. fun look unrealistic cartoon everybody everything yellow pink ridiculous looking. real life , much. also , moving middle nowhere nevada? thanks , 75 grand please. like 15 minutes strip las vegas. exactly middle nowhere. like las vegas , got nice desert look at. dunno really know place buy house like 75k
til civil war ended , first general confederate army active reform party , spoke favor civil rights voting recently freed slaves.
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. , got hired 15 times. that's positive. i'm met multiple women exactly like that. get hired drop hat garbage employees.
til genghis khan tengrist , religiously tolerant interested learning philosophical moral lessons religions. consulted buddhist monks , muslims , christian missionaries , taoist monk qiu chuji. discriminate , would wipe entire populations regardless religious affiliation.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. job's belief alternative medicine surprising. one point fruitarian believed fruitarians bo , bathe. iirc ashton kutcher tried replicate diet stop due development pancreatic issues. according title gore til gets reposted every , his" pancreas levels high. " oh god , never want pancreas level 1!
til henley called paramedics home november 21 , 1980 , 16 - year-old girl found naked claiming overdosed quaaludes cocaine. henley got away contributing delinquency minor charge $ 2,500 fine.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. dwight right. need new plague! !!
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. "
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen
til shaka zulu's mother died 1827 , 7,00 people executed being" insufficiently grief-stricken" . cows also slaughtered young calves would" know feels like lose mother. "
til classic pc game" baldur's gate" developed , alongside engine , 18 months team 60 people never worked video game before. still one best rpg games ever made. recently re-released ' enhanced edition ' even enjoyable play now.
til gary webb , reporter san jose mercury news first broke story cia involvement cocaine trade , found dead with" two gunshot wounds head. " death , 2004 , ruled pool water lead investigators pursue ice gun theory. mythbusters shot one really trust mythbusters one. think there's lot things possible advanced enough technology really tested mythbusters. cia actually has" ice bullets" , think mythbusters could recreate it. what's point bullets? simply stab people want kill? leaves wound bullet too. forensics match blade wounds. ice bullet never traced back source time found water.
til colt 45 malt liquors former slogan was" works every time"
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged well writer. best words. tremendous writer " sad" bigly
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death die beating grizzly fistfight still considered a" fist fight" bear fists? think hand paw combat fits better. edit : get brawl ninja turtle animal cruelty assault? true. guess said fighting grizzly unarmed combat
til treblinka guard kurt franz would hide small pistol boxing glove. would challenge prisoners boxing matches. right fight begin , franz would shoot prisoner dead.
til gary webb , reporter san jose mercury news first broke story cia involvement cocaine trade , found dead with" two gunshot wounds head. " death , 2004 , ruled kill 8 years story came out? impossible blow side face first gunshot taking another shot finish job.
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league least qualified european competition we're capable winning .. enjoy maccabi tel aviv away cunts tel aviv lovely city really. let's hope they're miserable. horrific away trip tho. must furthest trip , right?
til cops died illness linked 9/11 perished day
til least two peer-reviewed medical studies suggested stickers mr. yuk , green face used label poisonous household objects , effectively keep children away potential poisons may even attract children.
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. wow amazing work dairy lobby dairy industry done impressive things years. food pyramid designed specifically encourage milk cheese consumption help struggling dairy farmers.
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. amazingly , every guns n roses band member appetite destruction still alive. motley too? like f..? none hold candle ozzy. he's actually donating body science dies figure lived drugs alcohol.
til david hahn , 17 years old attempted build nuclear reactor backyard , one point emitting 100 times normal background radiation.
til jfk records act , act states government documents related kennedy assassination publicly disclosed october 26 2017.
til lexus april fool's day joke , introduced" variable load coupling rear orientation ( v-lcro )" seats , technology attaches driver seat velcro allow aggressive turns.
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold
til last words serial killer peter krten were" tell .. head chopped , still able hear , least moment , sound blood gushing stump neck? would pleasure end pleasures. "
til classic pc game" baldur's gate" developed , alongside engine , 18 months team 60 people never worked video game before. still one best rpg games ever made. recently re-released ' enhanced edition ' even enjoyable play now. still worth playing first time today? would date mechanics frustrating. i'm considering enhanced edition sequel maybe ..
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time * know of. yea , like half animals ocean specific breeding grounds. right , necessarily mean they're capable communicating location distance breeding grounds members species - something ants , bees , ravens humans do. dolphins?
til jordan peele's" get out" made $ 252.4 million worldwide box office , 55 times production budget $ 4.5 million.
til david letterman created scholarship average" c student ," recognizing marks , extraordinary amazing ways.
til town florida named frostproof marketing plot claim town would never citrus frost. less two years founding frost killed citrus town.
smith defends netflix cannes press conference
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. * soup meal. soup sandwich - - that's meal! maybe crushed crackers soup
til dave chappelle offered role bubba forrest gump turned thought movie would unsuccessful.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. raccoon hacked bank america account transferred money checking offshore account cayman islands.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. oh fucking * god * , poor guy. blame slightest. tell it! guy grand prix essentially mocked triumph. dunno , would love someone played" america , fuck yea" something equally stereotypical. canadian national anthem substituted celine dion song titanic.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. actually worked called alternative medicine. would called medicine.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " surreal would see ai inside simulation begin talk simulation?
til roseanne barr hit car age 16 , hood ornament went brain skull. behavior changed radically institutionalized eight months utah state hospital , baby , gave adoption.
til almost albums , lenny kravitz sang songs , everything else : played guitar , bass , drums , percussions produced himself.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims read mother teresa , find selfish , sadistic cunt. tried tell family shit came conversation. sister basically told believe everything hear. believe everything church says mother theresa .. uh huh. took chunk change private jet charles keating ( lincoln savings loan scandal ) money ' papa doc ' duvalier haiti. christopher hitchens wrote book called * missionary position. *
til battle 1797 , british admiral horatio nelson badly wounded right arm. came surgeon said ," sooner better ," within half hour amputation returned command forces.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. masturbation animals ( using objects ; case dolphins use sand , use tortoise etc ) common may thing. done immediately copulation might also help reduce risk sexually transmitted diseases.
til emperor caracalla visited alexandria , greeted satires insults. responded massacring city's citizens pillaging afterwards.
til 4 us states completely banned billboards til 4 states banned them. taking rest guys long? we're resource-rich tourist destinations
til king george v england dragon tattoo arm
til movie , - 571 , states americans responsible capturing first enigma machine. truth first enigma machine captured british , 7 months americans entered war.
til double-blind study published nature showed experienced astrologers better determining people psychological traits based location stars birth someone randomly guessing them. need double blind study tell matters divination imagined fantasies. taurus.
arsenal becomes winning team fa cup 13 wins.
til 1950 , myxoma virus ( type pox virus ) deliberately released rabbit population australia means population control , causing death 500 million rabbits
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. job's belief alternative medicine surprising. one point fruitarian believed fruitarians bo , bathe.
til former french president flix faure , died getting bj office
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. hell * * can't remember solution tasks three years. barely remember password internet webpages. google ask want remember password wait see password entered right one. legitimately changed password twice one day i'm bad remembering them. i'm 63 character password ibetitsjustastringofwordssothatitseasytorememberorsomenonsense.
.. throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank surroundings. imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " " nested simulations would taxing systems. we'll make physically impossible. "" how? "" i'm sure , we'll make something like speed light. " " let's make sure control passage time. problem solved. "
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original.
til ford actually base decision ford pinto estimated legal costs lawsuits. myth given new life fight club. * devalues friends family even * must find friends first devalue buy friends $ 1.2 million shit i'll friend 10 dollars listen sing?
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. raccoon hacked bank america account transferred money checking offshore account cayman islands.
til british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old. feel like i'm taking crazy pills. op , coin showing front back. person verifying authenticity display front back plastic protective container? saw coin? like separating oreo cookie? oh , haha , no. held place [ plastic container called a" slab" ] ( [URL] ) coin collecting community. ok. i'm going od crazy pills here. slab holds coin. front ( heads ) separated back ( tails )? shown slab. two separate coins , sawn two? looks like op's picture edited show sides label without full slab. thanks.
til bill skarsgard ( pennywise ) , alexander skarsgard ( tarzan legend tarzan ) gustaf skarsgard ( floki vikings ) sons stellan skarsgard ( erik selvig thor , good hunting
til rodney mullen considered the" godfather" modern street skating. he's credited inventing 37 tricks including flatground ollie , kickflip , heelflip , 360 flip.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. kind genius really evil - let people dissenters come , give secret police holiday. hope kind trick works though. mao 60 years ago. , , work once. means works per generation people , no? study history doomed repeat - micheal scott
.. service would not. scum ball company ( evidence former customer ) way support again. must nice. comcast monopoly entire city outside satellite providers. wanna spend 100 bucks cable internet? ok fine get any. get internet * * cable less $ 100? witchcraft this? signed , canadian comes like 110 believe , pay bill get paid ; that's basic cable mind internet caps like 4mb / dl want say? state sanctioned robbery. $ 110? ? month? ! even afford starbucks? ? point others far worse ( looking everyone world feasible access internet way shape form ). sound like entitled brat. seriously ,
til : approximately 10,00 attended funeral hawaiian musician , israel kamakawiwoole.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims read mother teresa , find selfish , sadistic cunt. tried tell family shit came conversation. sister basically told believe everything hear. believe everything church says mother theresa .. uh huh. took chunk change private jet charles keating ( lincoln savings loan scandal ) money ' papa doc ' duvalier haiti. christopher hitchens wrote book called * missionary position. *
til kyoto , former capital japan , means" capital city" tokyo means" eastern capital" there's great [ documentary ] ( [URL] ) goes naming convention japan came , really interesting stuff.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. til anti-vaxers trying save economy. til pro universal healthcare people destroying economy. think patriotic leaders trying withdraw healthcare 20-30 million americans? killing everyone much easier increasing wages benefits.
antonio conte would 4th italian manager win premier league. never english manager.
til single helmet air force's new f - 35 fighter costs $ 400,00
til - coca cola launched dasani water uk slogan ' bottled spunk ' & ' can't live without spunk ' ; oblivious uk spunks means semen.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. there's also dilbert principle , states companies promote incompetent employees management , less damage.
til name tyrone irish county tyrone
til bruce lee avoided baked goods refined flour , describing providing empty calories nothing body.
til recordings existed alexander graham bell's voice wax cardboard disc discovered 2013. hear bell say scottish-tinged accent" hear voice. .. . alexander. . graham. . bell"
til common heart shape ( :heart_suit: ) quite possibly based seed used birth control ancient times.
til thomas jefferson kept shetland sheep white house. attacked several people , killed small boy , eventually called" abominable animal" .
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. kind genius really evil - let people dissenters come , give secret police holiday. hope kind trick works though. mao 60 years ago. , , work once. means works per generation people , no?
til armadillos genus dasypus ( ones found us ) give birth four genetically identical young split embryo ; i. e. always identical quadruplets ; known vertebrate animals exhibit this" polyembryony"
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " except one suggested civilian able guns. middle ground britain old american west. edit : sith deals absolutes ; c
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league actually find el interesting comp. teams every year. refreshing tourny lot different ' big ' teams every year , bar sevilla they're interesting honestly believe champo league good gets terms quality football oh 100 % , terms excitement variety el. variety? yes. excitement? debateable. cl exciting moments football life. they're great tbh i'm glad el getting attention days. fair enough! may getting bit carried away. never forget 2005
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. oh fucking * god * , poor guy. blame slightest. tell it! guy grand prix essentially mocked triumph. dunno , would love someone played" america , fuck yea" something equally stereotypical.
til inventor tang , also invented pop rocks , cool whip , form instant-set jell-o , convenience foods.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. dolphin without hands? dolphin penises prehensile. like tentacles. take moment think that. til i'm never swimming ocean again. i'm going go swimming ocean right ( )
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. wonder got pizza know gorbachev got pizza hut wow .. [URL] pizza hut gorbachev tv spot commercial : 60 international version"
til inventor rubik's cube realize he'd built puzzle scrambled first time tried restore
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years.
til davy crockett , congressman you. s. house representatives , opposed president andrew jackson's 1830 indian removal act member tennessee delegation vote it. six years later died defending alamo.
til christianity , islam judaism worship abrahamic god. religious texts also feature many figures , histories places. jesus also muslim prophet. thought common knowledge? allah / yahweh / god character.
til actors played brother sister on" dexter" began dating , fell love , got engaged , got married , got divorced , continuing play brother sister tv. there's something actress. kinda hot , sometimes , kinda strange looking.
til bob marley died skin cancer started toenail
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. [ removed ]
til 4 us states completely banned billboards til 4 states banned them. taking rest guys long? we're resource-rich tourist destinations
til gary webb , reporter san jose mercury news first broke story cia involvement cocaine trade , found dead with" two gunshot wounds head. " death , 2004 , ruled considering ended aids likely came blood transfusion , idk look either fek looks like poorly executed attempt cover fact got aids extra-conjugal homosexual intercourse. done past , fact distinct possibility. vagina aids , gay aids almost impossible man contract hiv vaginal intercourse.
til astronaut sunita williams first person run marathon space , finishing 4 hours 24 minutes treadmill aboard international space station.
til jordan peele's" get out" made $ 252.4 million worldwide box office , 55 times production budget $ 4.5 million.
til maned wolf's urine smells much like marijuana caused police rotterdam zoo go hunt cannabis smokers
til name tyrone irish county tyrone
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen
til sarcasm banned north korea
til post-debacle interview caught lip syncing shows , one members milli vanilli defended saying ," [ milli vanilli ] working mcdonald's. would done? "
til : 76 % known serial killers 20th century united states.
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged league ~ ~ light ~ ~ little 5.5 km. 20,00 would 110,00 km. earth measures 12,750 km across equator. go 20,00 leagues deep , would end 17.6 thousand leagues space.
til terry kath band chigaco's last words were" worry .. look , clip even it" - putting pistol temple pulling trigger. that's always check chamber. also aim guns head pull trigger.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels. human equivalent figuring jerk conditioner shampoo?
til bruce lee avoided baked goods refined flour , describing providing empty calories nothing body.
til wwii british spies posed fake charity groups hand special monopoly games allied prisoners war. games compasses , maps , real money , useful tools escaping. part story never understand nazis give shit prisoners? would allow delivery first place? exactly known humanitarian concerns.
til day crew battleship uss texas intentionally flooded torpedo tube order cause 2 degree list , giving main guns enough extra elevation boost range & hit target mainland.
audrey hepburn's first starring role ' roman holiday ' ( 1953 ). gregory peck insisted hepburn's name appear film's title font large :" got change she'll big star i'll look gregory peck awesome dude. would appear knew up. gonna turn audrey hepburn love-in , talk wait dark. god damn love movie.
til prisoners female-only concentration camp ravensbruck purposefully sewed socks thin heels toes german soldier's feet would get sore. " mein fuhrer , advance halted" " ze enemy oppose us? "" nein , mein fuhrer , ze soldiers complaining zat zair feet hurt refuse carry on" may sound simple remember socks supposed get * russian winter *. probably lot people giving credit for. sores left untended long get pretty bad. reason lt. dan made big deal fresh dry socks marching in.
til ted kaczynski ( unabomber ) updated alumni information harvard 2012 : called eight life sentences" awards" current occupation as" prisoner"
til creed bratton office played real life creed bratton , former member 1960s band grass roots
til victoria's secret founded man felt embarrassed buying lingerie wife. wanted store men could feel comfortable buying lingerie , however business model later became unprofitable company sold.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. wish day kazakhstan , tajikistan , kyrgyzstan , uzbekistan , afghanistan , pakistan would merge form huge single country called stanistan. uruguay combines paraguay form .. guayuaguay. czech republic merges slovakia form czechoslovakia. hold , game work? north carolina south carolina merge form superalabama! north south dakota combine even nothing.
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league calling - bayern stumble group stages champions league get third , fall europa league , we'll make annual trip allianz round 32. oh fuckoff guys again. [URL] replace" rudy gay" with" bayern" .
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time * know of. yea , like half animals ocean specific breeding grounds. right , necessarily mean they're capable communicating location distance breeding grounds members species - something ants , bees , ravens humans do.
til 2002 fake sequel harry potter appeared china title" harry potter bao zuolong. " book consists text jrr tolkien's hobbit names changed harry potter characters. similar case 2009 book called" dan brown's lost symbol" published ( actual" lost symbol" ) just" picture dorian gray" names changed dan brown characters. hey , least stealing quality literature. right back go publish next game throne sequel china switching names quixote characters.
blizzard taking action players spam hero voice lines overwatch
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. thing think weapons used. unsecured. edit : information , apparently straw purchased guns wrong. think" bowling columbine" info , bullying guns. shooters bought weapons themselves. take parents guns. got girl class buy weapons , underage time. ever legal action , result cooperation investigation charges filed her.
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend.
smith defends netflix cannes press conference
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen well , there's sodium dasani , could little salty. there's probably semen protein water drink it! got electrolytes.
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. i'd rather face service roll anyway follow me. nicki minaj often like pizza chinese buffet. see , respect , i'm feeling moment. saying want stick dick chinese buffet? saying don't? i'm sure buffet handle bring table
til original baby ruth candy company claimed bar named babe ruth could avoid paying royalties. later shut rival candy bar actually approved ruth use name grounds names similar.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. evaded secret service managed make whitehouse grounds whilst underwear. someone shat brick night. either none whitehouse security team balls man handle russian premier back indoors , yeltsin drunk af embarrassing russia problem , choke holding head state diplomatic incident would also diplomatic incident , though , someone managed harm yeltsin state , part result sufficient protection around time.
til hunkerin ' , fad 1950s america people would rest squatting position hours time even hold hunkerin ' competitions
.. aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank surroundings. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " " nested simulations would taxing systems. we'll make physically impossible. "" how? "" i'm sure , we'll make something like speed light. " speed light clock speed cpu runs universe. quantum entaglement software's compression algorthm work. expansion universe done via server upgrades. sleep resource management
til simultaneous releases antz bug's life due jeffrey katzenberg denied position president disney , stealing idea start dreamworks.
til australian funnel web spiders accidentally toxic given fact venom appears fairly harmless many animals except primates primates native australia.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand"
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. anyone care explain raw eggs whiskey changes person's voice? whiskey cigarettes work like charm. source : tom waits
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels. ones prefer former quickly labeled rest turmoil as" kinksters" sometimes can't fight eeling.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " hear saying it. he's actually great actor. watch" cider house rules ," favourite ," quiet american. " he's british nicholas cage. wants actually try he's great , he's willing half-ass whatever nonsense want throw way , provided pay it. oh , that's really unfair. he's adenoidal , one. watch older films , 1960s era onwards. harry palmer , alfie , man would king , etc. much better actor cage
til orthodox jews prohibited walking past motion sensor turn light sabbath.
til shooting american f - 117 stealth attack aircraft 199 , serbian propaganda posters read" sorry , know invisible"
.. service would not. scum ball company ( evidence former customer ) way support again. must nice. comcast monopoly entire city outside satellite providers. wanna spend 100 bucks cable internet? ok fine get any. get internet * * cable less $ 100? witchcraft this? signed , canadian comes like 110 believe , pay bill get paid ; that's basic cable mind internet caps like 4mb / dl want say? state sanctioned robbery. $ 110? ? month? ! even afford starbucks? ? point others far worse ( looking everyone world feasible access internet way shape form ). sound like entitled brat. seriously ,
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. * soup meal.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance army get promoted based fast run two miles. buddy mine great leadership capabilities got passed guy eats crayons run.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels. ones prefer former quickly labeled rest turmoil as" kinksters" sometimes can't fight eeling.
til grizzly bears feared respected native americans hunting required company 4 10 warriors done preparation ceremoniality intertribal warfare. * * til 2008 sleuth 30 bears besieged platinum mining compound olyotorsky district northern kamchatka. two guards killed prevented workers leaving homes * * article! oh god , they're organizing. never thought would read" bears besieged" sentence
til quentin tarantino dropped high school age 14 got job usher porn theater lying age. .
til people used think kidneys governed one's conscience , several bible verses say god inspects kidneys dead. jewish tradition holds one kidney counsels good , evil.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels. ones prefer former quickly labeled rest turmoil as" kinksters"
til usa one seven countries ratified convention elimination forms discrimination women
til steve jobs took acid , said" taking lsd profound experience , one important things life" would seem there's wide range experiences lsd. since often dark enough thoughts nightmares terrifying , i'd definitely rather risk it. smart. know thyself truly know thyself afraid taking lsd truly know lsd would definitely afraid taking lsd. good-time party drug folks. exactly jobs described , profound experience. definitely fear almost like fear god.
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters. german. til kill shelters. too. shelter kill doggos? bc underfunded. either killed , literally looks like concentration camp. got funding , could no-kill shelters. us no-kill shelters.
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league actually find el interesting comp. teams every year. refreshing tourny lot different ' big ' teams every year , bar sevilla they're interesting honestly believe champo league good gets terms quality football oh 100 % , terms excitement variety el. variety? yes. excitement? debateable. cl exciting moments football life. they're great tbh i'm glad el getting attention days. fair enough! may getting bit carried away. never forget 2005
til 27 ad wooden amphitheater collapsed ancient town fidenae resulted death 200-500 spectators. roman senate responded raising building standards banishing creator theater , atilius.
til picture severed japanese head tank turret published life magazine february 1 , 1943 , generated less protest letters image mistreated cat issue.
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. til $ 14 million budget , major hollywood actors , major hollywood filmmaker , film company owned comcast , qualify independent filmmaking. edit. great. top comment snide remark. rip previous also think sp came gay cowboy idea. also recall pudding eating.
til russell crowe contacted fbi al qaeda wanting kidnap take" iconographic americans picture sort cultural destabilisation plan. " russel crowe american though. he's originally new zealand.
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time * know of. yea , like half animals ocean specific breeding grounds. right , necessarily mean they're capable communicating location distance breeding grounds members species - something ants , bees , ravens humans do.
til ohio issues" scarlet letter plates" people given limited driving privileges convicted dui.
til word" meme" coined biologist richard dawkins refer ideas spread replicate darwinian fashion
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. holy shit , exactly came say. nuke too? implications comment massively scary. mean , many people would willingly stay sub deep underwater cramp / pressurized tube breathing recycled air. bunch dudes age 25 .. shenanigans pretty fucked , understand.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging fishwife hanged murdering illegitimate infant shortly birth. well blame then. gave birth ungodly human / fish chimera would expect do? kill get's big. mean , makes sense me. think stay size whatever container keep
til japanese kamikaze pilots allowed return find suitable target. one pilot shot ninth return. * shrugs *" odds , amarite? " * shot dead * 1:1 1:1 suicide supreme tees friend
til dueling , common two male giraffes sex eachother. interactions males found frequent heterosexual coupling
til form medieval torture , victims feet covered salt water goat would start licking them. sometimes laughter stress intense tickling resulted heart attack brain hemorrhage.
til greek origin word" idiot" used mean someone participate politics public affairs
til battle germantown , 177 , cease fire called due small terrier wandering battlefield.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims read mother teresa , find selfish , sadistic cunt. tried tell family shit came conversation. sister basically told believe everything hear. believe everything church says mother theresa .. uh huh. took chunk change private jet charles keating ( lincoln savings loan scandal ) money ' papa doc ' duvalier haiti. christopher hitchens wrote book called * missionary position. *
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches wait cockroaches bite? ?? worry , sleeping inside mouth. inside ear since can't turn around inside ear canal , burrow deeper brain.
til wilmer valderrama purchased vista cruiser used on" ' 70s show" $ 500 series ended.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " wanna hear michael caine impression? ' ello , name michael caine.
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. amazingly , every guns n roses band member appetite destruction still alive. motley too? like f..? none hold candle ozzy. he's actually donating body science dies figure lived drugs alcohol. prince darkness , whatever want. another ( formerly ) insanely alcohol addled" prince darkness" still alive form alice cooper. maybe consider possibility made deal devil
til kangaroos fart burp. instead , methane converted acetate , used generate energy
til : 76 % known serial killers 20th century united states. key word is" known" countries catch acknowledge serial killers. russia bragged usa serial killers. truth never coordinated police force tie crimes together. like iran saying homosexuals.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. til anti-vaxers trying save economy.
til british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old. 1200 years old , here's [ king edward hammered silver penny ] ( [URL] ) , clocking least 710 years old. obverse : edw r angl dns hyb edward king
til ford actually base decision ford pinto estimated legal costs lawsuits. myth given new life fight club. * devalues friends family even * must find friends first devalue buy friends $ 1.2 million shit i'll friend 10 dollars listen sing?
til directing jurassic park , spielberg saw cgi t. rex , said stop motion animator phil tippett ," job ," tippett replied ," mean extinct? ". spielberg later incorporated dialogue
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging fishwife hanged murdering illegitimate infant shortly birth. long long ago , especially evidenced roman empire , infanticide often even considered crime baby six months old. guess lived wrong era. [URL]
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank
til infinity sign also called the" lemniscate"
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. everyone freaking : seal extinct. fact well listed as" least concern" - - furthest category from" extinct" . uneducated , furthest category extinct still extinction spectrum , every animal fit spectrum. like category field mice? edit : thanks answers guys!
til penn jillette penn teller painted finger nails red joke response mother telling get manicure people would looking hands , always keeps one finger nail painted red memory mother. he's cool dude celebrity speaks anti-vaccine nonsense alright book. see feel like. people want abortions people want vaccines. what's difference?
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. 1. rent plane 2. bless rain clouds fly , turn local downfall holy water 3. secretly baptise everyone 4. ~ ~? ?? ~ ~ collect tithes 5. profit bless rain clouds aafricaa
til japanese kamikaze pilots allowed return find suitable target. one pilot shot ninth return. * shrugs *" odds , amarite? " * shot dead * 1:1 1:1 suicide supreme tees friend
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged jules verne treasury kid , illustrations always blew away. think they're woodcuts? [URL] much wood would woodcutter cut woodcutter woodcut wood?
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time right , necessarily mean they're capable communicating location distance breeding grounds members species - something ants , bees , ravens humans do. dolphins? whales matter. octopus friend avocado?
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. yeah , kids fine. teenagers hand .. i'm worried. two teenage girls calm collected think critically. however , 7 - year-old son showing signs think critically , care to. he's gonna expensive.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance performance navy though? recently collided boats? not. promoted!
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " gene hackman asked starred superman said" give 2 million reasons why" particularly great reasons , taken together , become impossible refuse. wait minute , superman good though! ! f..! !! ?? superman iv however i've never heard this" superman iv" .. low budget movie terrible plot bad acting? / almost sarcasm try pretend idea never came like idea nicholas cage considered superman role. budget superman n64 believe
til o. j. simpson's 1995 verdict announcement murder , long-distance calls declined 58 % , trading new york stock exchange decreased 41 % , water usage decreased , estimated $
til report found , every $ 1 invested us national park service , american public receives $ 4 economic value.
til - wwi , king albert belgium personally led defense germans , queen served nurse , son enlisted infanty.
til dextromethorphan ( aka robitussin ) dissociative drug , works acting brain raise threshold thinks needs cough.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. fault [ removed ]
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. legitimately 1984 stuff right there.
til 1959 , you. s. postal service successfully shipped mail using cruise missile , delivering cargo new jersey florida 22 minutes
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. " boris yeltsin first words you. s. president clinton upon meeting 1995 , think o. j. it? " guy like relaxed uncle.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. mother 4 year old 1.5 year old two friends round house , there's enough wine world. send supplies.
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. would raw eggs make voice rough? raw eggs would line throat could gargling harsh sounds without damaging vocal chords hurting throat. it'd like thick milkshake attempting extreme metal vocals. mean , i'd probably rather milkshake. healthy metal vocals. vegan black metal , kvlt right now.
til : today's average teenagers know vastly milky way galaxies professional astronomers 100 years ago.
til hiroshima policeman went nagasaki teach police officers duck cover days bombings. single officer died nagasaki blast.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. way off. seinfeld young girl's strange , erotic journey milan minsk. necking schindler's list! least better english patient , hated film!
til william bradford , governor plymouth colony , year old father died sent live grandfather , died two years later sent live mother , died one year later.
til penn jillette penn teller painted finger nails red joke response mother telling get manicure people would looking hands , always keeps one finger nail painted red memory mother. read jillette's book god , no! , parts family life really compelling , eg. late parents , led seeing sister die old age younger age. he's quite complicated person. edit guy slightly older sister think might fuck much mom dying , mean kind expect see parents die seeing sibling die nowhere close must painful sister died 18 7. shit fucks life.
til mae jemison , first female african-american astronaut , inspired apply nasa star trek character , lieutenant uhura. jemison later went make cameo appearance star trek : next generation.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. mother 4 year old 1.5 year old two friends round house , there's enough wine world. send supplies.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. overdue another #purge! people could wrap stop shitting many kids cause they're bored. really understand people children. wife really stable jobs city good economy affordable housing yet kid huge economical decision .. one whim ; plan right time it.
til cops died illness linked 9/11 perished day
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance holy shit , exactly came say. nuke too? implications comment massively scary. mean , many people would willingly stay sub deep underwater cramp / pressurized tube breathing recycled air.
til thalidomide , infamous morning sickness drug caused severe birth defects , never approved use us single reviewer fda think tested enough , resisted industry pressure approve drug anyway.
til carrie fisher got copy star wars holiday special george lucas ( exchange recording dvd commentary star wars ) showed parties ' mainly end night want people leave. '
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen [ knew ] ( [URL] ) edit : seriously , [ knew ] ( [URL] ). jesus christ. anyone marketing stop say" hey , maybe guy lying back , mouth wide open , eyes closed. sort looks like getting facial. " i've never seen water ad person drinking missing mouth guy ad mouth.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " hear saying it. he's actually great actor. watch" cider house rules ," favourite ," quiet american. " he's british nicholas cage. wants actually try he's great , he's willing half-ass whatever nonsense want throw way , provided pay it. oh , that's really unfair. he's adenoidal , one. watch older films , 1960s era onwards. harry palmer , alfie , man would king , etc. much better actor cage
til patsy cline offered car ride back nashville singer dottie west. cline refused , telling west ," worry , hoss. time go , time. " patsy cline died plane crash
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" really fucking picture , ops fault come reddit find advert. want bars wall [ think it? ] ( [URL] )
til pitbulls responsible fatal dog attacks america past 2 years unfortunately lot stem situational improper husbandry ignorance .. pitbulls rotties shitty dogs shitty people attracted them. world may never know.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand"
til since speak much english , first english speaking role , antonio banderas learn lines phonetically
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time * know of.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. * soup meal. soup sandwich - - that's meal! , fucking not. anything , white person meal. mexico actually consider meals events spend time families , something eat breakroom white company work
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged league ~ ~ light ~ ~ little 5.5 km. 20,00 would 110,00 km. earth measures 12,750 km across equator. go 20,00 leagues deep , would end 17.6 thousand leagues space. yeah always confused me. never seemed obvious distance travelled depth. depth fathoms , no?
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. months sea probably care ship's integrity compromised .. " well guys looks like we're gonna stay fix boat. darn. " captain ; got bad news lads. ship literally falling apart stay .. sailors : woohoo! captain : .. nails .. sailors : mutiny! " rape pillage get nails back go home! " " ah , royal majesty , * barbaric * tribes attacked us stole screws , .. attacked back screws. that's took us long return home. "
til james cameron supposed make spider man film 1990s leonardo dicaprio spider man & arnold schwarzenegger doctor octopus
til caduceus symbol mistakenly used many american medical companies actually associated thievery commerce , true medical symbol similar looking rod asclepius.
til response a" catastrophic emergency ," united states government suspended replaced single , combined branch" coordinated" president , indefinitely.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. *
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. milk tried daughter's school absolutely packed sugar. almost sweet ice cream. low fat. would better full fat sugar. americans add sugar regular milk? know already fairly high sugar
bruce willis rejected early script of" die hard vengeance" titled" troubleshooter ," fighting terrorists cruise line. " troubleshooter" later repurposed into" speed 2 : cruise control. "
til soviet composer dmitri shostakovich obsessive regularly sent cards test well postal service working.
til steve jobs took acid , said" taking lsd profound experience , one important things life" whenever see posts lsd think ," huh , that's one things i'd like try lifetime" . remember idea would even go safely acquiring , even netherlands.
til james cameron supposed make spider man film 1990s leonardo dicaprio spider man & arnold schwarzenegger doctor octopus
til directing jurassic park , spielberg saw cgi t. rex , said stop motion animator phil tippett ," job ," tippett replied ," mean extinct? ". spielberg later incorporated dialogue
til actor martin sheen married woman 56 years
til 1983 , caddies masters tournament black. due clubs tradition.
til classic pc game" baldur's gate" developed , alongside engine , 18 months team 60 people never worked video game before. masterpiece game. graphics detailed time period. storyline engrossing. tell put lots research hard work making game. set standard type rpg's awhile. rereleased baldur gate updated graphics would spend much money.
til japanese war criminal hideki tojo arrested , given new dentures awaited trial , american dentist made secretly drilled" remember pearl harbour" morse code
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time * know of. yea , like half animals ocean specific breeding grounds. right , necessarily mean they're capable communicating location distance breeding grounds members species - something ants , bees , ravens humans do. dolphins?
til male swiss citizen , roger federer compulsorily required serve armed forces. however , 2003 , despite already become tennis pro , deemed ' unfit ' back problem , relieved
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. always wonder adult show came would liked it. love curb can't get seinfeld? ! i'm opposite , grew seinfeld still happily rewatch could never get curb. curb makes cringe hard , press stop walk away episode. still like show odd reason try watch cringing larry's inability understand social norms kills me.
til america's first female mayor elected 1887. group men nominated joke , 60 percent vote. much 2010 ' money? [ $ 24.80 ] ( [URL] ) somehow 24.80 seems insulting dollar. dollar clearly insult 24 bucks change calculated accurate representation feel did. town mayor fined 1 buck ( country's currency ). never got promotion that. thought funny teacher explained ammount show , important thing fined. promotes mayor laughing loud. given job , elected
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity. " synthesized uric acid , sold $ 25,00 build house it. warlock mars , bitch" - william shatner charlie sheen roast. actual quote? watch roast charlie sheen. says something sorts. shatner amazing , really really funny. also kind dick , accounts
til star wars , yoda's unusual speaking style maintained estonian dubs movie , grammatically correct.
til - edison died nikola tesla wrote negative obituary nyt - made fun hygiene work ethic almost amazing people aware tesla-edison history. edit : documentaries besides comic oatmeal posted. jesus people , comment something original. sadly can't clam know much , know edison fucked tesla general shit lots great documentaries show life depth. like prestige? yep. sad people know tesla inventing teleportation.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen [ knew ] ( [URL] ) edit : seriously , [ knew ] ( [URL] ).
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til classic pc game" baldur's gate" developed , alongside engine , 18 months team 60 people never worked video game before. masterpiece game. graphics detailed time period. storyline engrossing. tell put lots research hard work making game. set standard type rpg's awhile. rereleased baldur gate updated graphics would spend much money.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death die beating grizzly fistfight i'd regret fuck
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. tall 78 storeys? well storey floor 78 floors tall floor? long piece string? many roads must man walk , call man?
til jaleel white hated playing role steve urkel in" family matters. " series cancelled , said ," ever see character , take put bullet head put misery. "
til three gorges dam china massive slowed rotation earth 60 nanoseconds nothing like 320 nanoseconds changed op's mom came world. actual photo [ born ] ( [URL] )
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. .. realized like dogs alive 9/11 probably dead .. =[ dog born 199 happy_face dog still alive? isn't. probably dispose body. is. turning 18 june.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. yeah , kids fine. teenagers hand ..
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank move light annoying put reach? expect serious revenge he's still got bright light annoying him. cunts put reach. block light he's annoyed. clearly wants darkness. idk irks much does. totally agree. one intelligent animals earth compromise cover light .. germans :" zee light must stay on! octopoos cannot break zee rules. " zee octopus dangerous must deel vit it.
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. love milk find funny comment , milk positive comment , bottom thread. know reddit hated milk much.
til vietnam war 30,00 american draft dodgers fled canada , number canadians volunteered fight
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. actually makes lot meaningful. hare nap job everyone would die anyways? guess story pointlessness achievement face unavoidable death? reading employ animals form part critical communications infrastructure simply speed / reliability / fault-tolerance / integrity properties modern built environment needs.
til 1984 fbi declared key west police department criminal enterprise , several high-ranking officers arrested running protection racket cocaine smugglers.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging r / accidentalpun that's great sub , thanks roping in! loop. puns tight! ! #do get it? noose tight. still get it.
til jupiter's center gravity sun outside sun's surface. technically , mutual orbit around , around point extremely close sun.
til gary webb , reporter san jose mercury news first broke story cia involvement cocaine trade , found dead with" two gunshot wounds head. " death , 2004 , ruled cia bad news. whether dealing drugs , providing children pedophiles , assassinating foreign heads state , acts completely without moral compass.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. think got idea movie? ? 93.6 % hollywood films inspired eric cartman. study done yale , can't seem find link however .. " um .. okay , : adam sandler like love girl. turns girl actually golden retriever something. " that's plot always sunny episode , except rickety cricket instead adam sandler. hilarious episode way. i'm massive always sunny fan thought episode bit weak.
til wwii general george patton believed reincarnated ancient roman soldier , also thought served napoleon.
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax ha , sallie mae thing reason. think know , navient. chiquita thing , united fruit company seriously fucked shit.
til kyoto , former capital japan , means" capital city" tokyo means" eastern capital" voted hard burned temple
til sam kinison killed drunk driver crossed median hit sam's vehicle head on. according friend , looked unharmed , began speaking one , saying" want die. " ," why? "
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. milk tried daughter's school absolutely packed sugar. almost sweet ice cream. low fat. would better full fat sugar. americans add sugar regular milk? know already fairly high sugar
til 7 players tournament big 4 competed. stan one since 2010
til sources say kim il-sung , founder north korea , could actually impostor , might stolen name resistance leader died
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. nope. take phrase. > jack jill went hill , jack tripped jill. resulted lawsuit. becomes jajwuth 42ofjtbtbj98trial! # wait share how'd kno let's hope website hashes user data effectively. otherwise idiot uses passw 0rd password might get data stolen. reddit censor password comment it? lapislazulirule 34 work?
til marine col. henry pierson crowe served wwi , banana wars , wwii , korean war , silver star bronze star guadalcanal , telling men" never get purple heart hiding
til russell crowe contacted fbi al qaeda wanting kidnap take" iconographic americans picture sort cultural destabilisation plan. " russel crowe american though. he's originally new zealand.
til greek god fertility , never ending boner sacrificial animal ass. name gave rise medical term priapism - - prolonged erection
til governor len small illinois acquitted embezzlement , eight jurors made decision received state jobs
til george washington wooden teeth , set real teeth slaves
til japanese kamikaze pilots allowed return find suitable target. one pilot shot ninth return. * shrugs *" odds , amarite? " * shot dead * 1:1 1:1 suicide supreme tees friend
til british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old. oh shit even plausible conspiracy theories bs time. coincidences happen lot. coincidences wow mom
til schrdinger believe possibility cat simultaneously dead alive. thought experiment meant criticize absurdity existing view quantum mechanics.
til tyrannosaurus arms 1 meter long heavily muscled , biceps capable lifting several hundred pounds alone. appear small weak relative rest body.
til wilmer valderrama purchased vista cruiser used on" ' 70s show" $ 500 series ended.
til mae jemison , first female african-american astronaut , inspired apply nasa star trek character , lieutenant uhura. jemison later went make cameo appearance star trek : next generation.
til dueling , common two male giraffes sex eachother. interactions males found frequent heterosexual coupling
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. dog still alive? isn't. probably dispose body. is. turning 18 june. sure celebrate registering vote! heard trump lost dog vote 17-0 makes sense since clinton dogs photographed giving head pats .. trump never pet ever.
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. .. realized like dogs alive 9/11 probably dead .. =[ dog born 199 happy_face dog still alive? isn't. probably dispose body. is. turning 18 june.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand"
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. actually worked called alternative medicine. would called medicine.
til battle germantown , 177 , cease fire called due small terrier wandering battlefield.
til - men 20s ejaculate often may impart protections prostate cancer later life.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. homeowner without kids : umbrella f-ing cheap stupid it. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes " * reason , parts play , like boromir ned stark , life online long afterwards. keep seeing - call - memes? " * - sean bean he's us. shit. we've discovered. everybody scatter! memes man? ! cops gonna find them!
til vietnam war 800 murders attempted murders superior officers enlisted soldiers investigated. term ' fragging ' coined due popular use fragmentation grenades commit murders.
til lexus april fool's day joke , introduced" variable load coupling rear orientation ( v-lcro )" seats , technology attaches driver seat velcro allow aggressive turns.
til town florida named frostproof marketing plot claim town would never citrus frost. less two years founding frost killed citrus town. never thought i'd see til local place seeing i'm middle nowhere
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material.
til davy crockett , congressman you. s. house representatives , opposed president andrew jackson's 1830 indian removal act member tennessee delegation vote it. six years later died defending alamo.
.. octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " surreal would see ai inside simulation begin talk simulation? think might like westworld
.. aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank surroundings. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " " nested simulations would taxing systems. we'll make physically impossible. "" how? "" i'm sure , we'll make something like speed light. " speed light clock speed cpu runs universe. quantum entaglement software's compression algorthm work. expansion universe done via server upgrades. sleep resource management
til yreka , california , bakery operated 100 years called yreka bakery , formed palindrome. business closed gallery opened spot , named yrella gallery would also form palindrome. state motto california [ eureka! ] ( [URL] ) worth noting , yreka pronounced. wy-ree-kah. yreka shasta name mt. shasta. means north mountain.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. oh fucking * god * , poor guy. blame slightest. tell it! guy grand prix essentially mocked triumph. dunno , would love someone played" america , fuck yea" something equally stereotypical.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. south park something told watch whilst growing up. never really gave much time recently. always saw childish trash. blown away social commentary good show actually is.
til oprah born single mother , wore potato sacks clothes , molested family , gave birth stillborn child 14 like not. still gotta respect her. like oprah? raise hand here. consistently given platform pseudoscience hucksters , pressed , shrugs saying something along lines trying inform people dr. oz legitimate doctor saved peoples lives. goddamn snake oil salesman. know entirely oprah fault , enabled supported it. think kind shitty that.
til hiroshima policeman went nagasaki teach police officers duck cover days bombings. single officer died nagasaki blast.
til 2002 fake sequel harry potter appeared china title" harry potter bao zuolong. " book consists text jrr tolkien's hobbit names changed harry potter characters.
til hamburgers called started burgers made ham , actually named german city hamburg
til maned wolf's urine smells much like marijuana caused police rotterdam zoo go hunt cannabis smokers
til lexus april fool's day joke , introduced" variable load coupling rear orientation ( v-lcro )" seats , technology attaches driver seat velcro allow aggressive turns. joke .. .. hmm .. one farts gotta lift butt
til ravens observed calling wolves site dead animals open carcass leave scraps accessible them.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. til $ 14 million budget , major hollywood actors , major hollywood filmmaker , film company owned comcast , qualify independent filmmaking. edit. great. top comment snide remark. rip previous also think sp came gay cowboy idea. also recall pudding eating. guess know lingo then.
til phil collins honorary member hip-hop group , bone thugs-n-harmony due international success single , home , collins featured. collin moniker group chrome bone.
til mid - 1990s , due stress acting promotion films , jean-claude van damme developed cocaine addiction. spent $ 10,00 week , snorted 10 grams per day 1996.
til patsy cline offered car ride back nashville singer dottie west. cline refused , telling west ," worry , hoss. time go , time. " patsy cline died plane crash
til donald duck loved scandinavian countries sweden make illegal vote political elections. 2005 norway 1/4 total population read donald duck magazine , and" donaldism" became thing. confirm. norwegian. tons comics. teenagers even adults read them. they're cutesy childish traditional disney stuff. fascinating decendents vikings donald duck magazine collectors.
til bored work manhattan project richard feynman would amuse picking locks colleagues confidential file cabinets placing prank notes , colleagues believed spy infiltrated project.
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til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " i've never heard this" superman iv" .. low budget movie terrible plot bad acting? / almost sarcasm try pretend idea never came like idea nicholas cage considered superman role. budget superman n64 believe remember grandparents buying [ game ] ( [URL] ) excited end week threw fucking trash what? flying rings cup tea? [ worst 7 minutes 37 seconds ever ] ( [URL] )
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. til $ 14 million budget , major hollywood actors , major hollywood filmmaker , film company owned comcast , qualify independent filmmaking. edit. great. top comment snide remark. rip previous also think sp came gay cowboy idea. also recall pudding eating. guess know lingo then. eat poopoo
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. dairy industry done impressive things years. food pyramid designed specifically encourage milk cheese consumption help struggling dairy farmers. wait. telling nutritional information .. official nutritional information government uses strictly scientifical? oh honey goes top triangle. bee lobby really powerful.
til von trapp family , made famous sound music , lost fortune great depression , children's singing careers purely way earn livelihood.
til carrots actually help people see dark. myth propaganda used royal air force explain pilots improved success night air battles , actually used disguise advances radar technology.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. think got idea movie? ? 93.6 % hollywood films inspired eric cartman. study done yale , can't seem find link however ..
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax soon known as" retail credit agency" following congressional testimony. < two weeks later > okay , calling ourselves" credit mcchecky clown penis" literally name left. let's hope nothing goes wrong time. could always washington redskins credit agency
til aztec empire one first societies mandatory education children regardless gender rank.
til theodore roosevelt openly despised nickname" teddy" , quick correct anyone called it. preferred working closely refer colonel theodore.
til usa one seven countries ratified convention elimination forms discrimination women
til king george v england dragon tattoo arm
til giant panda chi chi sexually attracted humans refused attempts mating giant pandas. instead made full sexual self-presentation zookeepers.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " gene hackman asked starred superman said" give 2 million reasons why" particularly great reasons , taken together , become impossible refuse. wait minute , superman good though! ! f..! !! ?? superman iv however i've never heard this" superman iv" .. low budget movie terrible plot bad acting? / almost sarcasm try pretend idea never came like idea nicholas cage considered superman role. budget superman n64 believe
til darko milicic , drafted 2nd overall 2003 nba draft ( carmelo anthony , dwyane wade chris bosh ) currently apple farmer serbia.
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. mean , angel , likes customers? business owners thrive them.
til plato distinguished gymnast wrestler , well known wrestling prowess.
til lyrics elton john's ' rocket man ' meant taken literally mars bound astronaut leaving family job.
til america's first female mayor elected 1887. group men nominated joke , 60 percent vote. 4chan 1887?
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. amazingly , every guns n roses band member appetite destruction still alive. motley too? like f..?
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. relaxed drank fifth vodka every day sorry fifth? american always wondered. google maybe people know too. edit : thanks everyone , know international standard alcohol volumes ever thought would. fifth gallon. 75 cl. context people use cl instead l ml? never really see uk , rest europe see instead millilitres volumes drinks lot , 33cl 50cl opposed 330ml 500ml
til male dolphins sometimes masturbate wrapping live eel around penis
til : 76 % known serial killers 20th century united states. key word is" known" countries catch acknowledge serial killers. russia bragged usa serial killers. truth never coordinated police force tie crimes together. mean usa # 1 catching known serial killers too?
til eleven cases blood alcohol content higher 1 % , poland holds five
til american captives vietnam war would authenticate new prisoner's american identity tapping first five notes of" shave haircut" , cell wall , waiting appropriate response
til term checkmate , according barnhart etymological dictionary , alteration persian phrase" shh mt" ( ) means , literally ," king helpless"
til writing staff futurama held 3 ph. d. , seven master's degrees , cumulatively 50 years harvard university. series writer patric m. verrone stated ," easily overeducated cartoon writers history"
til one ever seen echidna ejaculate. sir , seen enough sonic hedge hog fan art. google" [ first name ] hedgehog. " by" ," mean" dont. " first name extremely unusual , 4 living people know it. 3 father grandfather.
til michael jackson would requested wine served diet coke cans flights , want kids see drinking alcohol. thinking frank reynolds came original idea.
til george foreman originally paid 40 % profits endorsing george foreman grill. peak grill's sales , making 4.5 million dollars month.
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league least qualified european competition we're capable winning .. enjoy maccabi tel aviv away cunts tel aviv lovely city really. let's hope they're miserable. horrific away trip tho. must furthest trip , right?
til death steve irwin , speculated series revenge killings , least ten stingrays found dead mutilated coast queensland that's literally last thing would wanted .. real , likely drunken certainly foolish people spat face legacy everything stood for.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. everything ive ever heard dolphins ' sexuality deeply disturbing. animal who's sex life freaks more. like seriously dolphins stahpp ever read penguins , then. ducks.
til inventor tang , also invented pop rocks , cool whip , form instant-set jell-o , convenience foods.
til crowned eagle , known bird confirmed viewing humans prey
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. hell * * can't remember solution tasks three years.
til 1983 , caddies masters tournament black. due clubs tradition. * indeed , club co-founder clifford roberts reputed said ," long i'm alive , golfers white , caddies black. " * prediction probably turned correct well killed 3rd hole 1977 yes correct
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax ha , sallie mae thing reason. think know , navient. chiquita thing , united fruit company seriously fucked shit.
til though thomas kinkade designed paintings , widely sold prints produced semi-industrial process prints factory produced manually touched low-level apprentices embellished prefabricated base.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" things never change.
til lexus april fool's day joke , introduced" variable load coupling rear orientation ( v-lcro )" seats , technology attaches driver seat velcro allow aggressive turns. joke .. .. hmm .. one farts gotta lift butt
til shooting american f - 117 stealth attack aircraft 199 , serbian propaganda posters read" sorry , know invisible"
til form medieval torture , victims feet covered salt water goat would start licking them. sometimes laughter stress intense tickling resulted heart attack brain hemorrhage.
til thomas jefferson kept shetland sheep white house. attacked several people , killed small boy , eventually called" abominable animal" . adorab - wait , * killed * child? back then? presidents goat killed one children. take it? " oh ok mr. president. love anyways" * kicks * well kids back pretty decent chance diying anyways.
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. went become one evil morally deprived corporations existence ..
til since humans became aware mortality roughly 150,00 years ago , developed one mechanism dealing existential anxiety accompanies : denial.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. many confused. answer homeowner's insurance likely umbrella coverage. insurance clearly covered acts caused residents household. result , victims could sue parents actually get damages. homeowners insurance include? yep , umbrella policy. one added mine. $ 1 million covers pretty much anything around $ 300 / year. whats funny teenager moves it'll drop $ 120 / year! policies make litigation targets.
til judd apatow watched movie" true romance" idea floyd , beloved stoner character played brad pitt , finally leaving apartment getting chased bad guys. idea ended becoming" pineapple express" .
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. * 1905 , companies merged become nestl anglo-swiss condensed milk company , retaining name 1947. * good decision shorten nestl. dunno , think shortened anglo-swiss condensed milk company. roles tongue , know. anglo milk sounds dirty
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. think agree. show george. except one time kramer l. a. worst episodes. bad great like rest series. except somehow still way better finale.
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con person attacked another congoer , adrianne stepped up. congoer? one congo? think related con. specifically congo-con person cosplaying amy. congogoer gogo congo con? gogocongogoer?
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. thought * fruit * would cure cancer. dads buddy swears ' cancer eats sugar ' diet slowly consumes .. sad_face
til yreka , california , bakery operated 100 years called yreka bakery , formed palindrome. business closed gallery opened spot , named yrella gallery would also form palindrome. state motto california [ eureka! ] ( [URL] ) worth noting , yreka pronounced. wy-ree-kah.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes tbf helicopters scary fuck.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. yeah , actually died narcissistic personality disorder. yeah can't believe dude commercial comparing fucking gandhi , egomaniac.
til credit card" chip" technology ( aka emv ) rolled us almost 25 years old wait .. .. rolled out? chip cards you. s?
til inuits really term means eskimo brother :" aipak" , or" me" , describing positive relationship someone slept wife.
til henry vii someone who's job wipe bottom him. called ' grooms stool ' henry vii 4 reign , knighted!
til penn jillette penn teller painted finger nails red joke response mother telling get manicure people would looking hands , always keeps one finger nail painted red memory mother.
til australia conducted biological warfare invasive rabbit population , reducing population 600 million 100 million.
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged league ~ ~ light ~ ~ little 5.5 km. 20,00 would 110,00 km. earth measures 12,750 km across equator. go 20,00 leagues deep , would end 17.6 thousand leagues space.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. reminds kazakhstan girl shooting competition played borat spoof anthem. link : [URL] australian sporting event competition i'd totally humorous alternative national anthem. mean think several contenders but" under" men work would least / appropriate think.
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. would raw eggs make voice rough? raw eggs would line throat could gargling harsh sounds without damaging vocal chords hurting throat. it'd like thick milkshake attempting extreme metal vocals. mean , i'd probably rather milkshake. healthy metal vocals. vegan black metal , kvlt right now.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind. space race byproduct developing icbms .. spacex merely clever front future top time post / r / prorevenge .. " bully school? i'll strand mars prison" .
til marvel's first movie , howard duck , bombed box office. cost estimated $ 37 million , grossed $ 38 million internationally , netting $ 1 million.
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. forget swallowing raw eggs. would raw eggs make voice rough? shells hard tissue mean that's one creative way contract salmonella odds getting salmonella way astronomically low almost silly even mention it.
til response a" catastrophic emergency ," united states government suspended replaced single , combined branch" coordinated" president , indefinitely. i'm flashbacks star wars prequels
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches careful. want piss scientologists. i'm even kidding.
til elvis presley entourage would rent roller skating rinks throw $ 15,00 worth fireworks wearing" air force jump-suits plus gloves , helmets , goggles. "
til 17th century , roman catholic church ruled beavers fish could eaten fridays.
til queen band world every member written least 3 number ones , meaning whole band songwriter's hall fame
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. overdue another #purge! people could wrap stop shitting many kids cause they're bored.
til head injuries common pennyfarthing bicycles riders would put feet handlebar going downhill would thrown feet-first instead head-first.
til plato gave definition man as" featherless bipeds ," diogenes plucked chicken brought plato's academy , saying ," behold! i've brought man ," academy added" broad flat nails" definition.
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. everyone freaking : seal extinct. fact well listed as" least concern" - - furthest category from" extinct" . uneducated , furthest category extinct still extinction spectrum , every animal fit spectrum. like category field mice? edit : thanks answers guys! i'm authority , humans listed as" least concern" . likely latter. really category beyond that. " excess" .
til international data code switzerland ch , stands confoederatio helvetica , latin name country. switzerland chose code avoid favouring four official languages.
til enough water lake superior flood entire landmasses north south america depth 1 foot. contains 3 quadrillion gallons fresh water. leave response comments able see across great lakes. [URL] lake michigan grand , mi
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged league ~ ~ light ~ ~ little 5.5 km. 20,00 would 110,00 km. earth measures 12,750 km across equator. go 20,00 leagues deep , would end 17.6 thousand leagues space. according wikipedia verne used paris league 4km , 80 00km total.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. " regret .. .. * boneitis *! "
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity.
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. .. realized like dogs alive 9/11 probably dead .. =[ oh yeah. also , remember comet full house? he's dead too. dog frasier died 2006.
til : graphics company nvidia named latin ' invidia ' , means ' envy '. also reason use color green , in" green envy" .
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. , got hired 15 times. that's positive. find insulting get hired 15 times takes almost year 700 applications get part time job.
til oj simpson's father well-known drag queen sf area died aids 1986.
til lyrics elton john's ' rocket man ' meant taken literally mars bound astronaut leaving family job.
til death steve irwin , speculated series revenge killings , least ten stingrays found dead mutilated coast queensland that's literally last thing would wanted ..
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches wait cockroaches bite? ??
til jordan peele's" get out" made $ 252.4 million worldwide box office , 55 times production budget $ 4.5 million.
til grizzly bears feared respected native americans hunting required company 4 10 warriors done preparation ceremoniality intertribal warfare.
til population czech republic traditionally irreligious long time. ever since 1600 ' , czech people described as" tolerant even indifferent towards religion" .
til 1984 mcdonalds offered free big macs , fries , coke gold silver bronze olympics. year soviet union boycotted us olympics therefore us got many medals expected became huge failure
.. aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank surroundings. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " " nested simulations would taxing systems. we'll make physically impossible. "" how? "" i'm sure , we'll make something like speed light. " speed light clock speed cpu runs universe. quantum entaglement software's compression algorthm work. expansion universe done via server upgrades. sleep resource management
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. mean , angel , likes customers? business owners thrive them.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. thread r / sex yesterday using microscope form contraception. that's how. wait .. can't say link explain need know [URL] people condoms? feel good. makes sex less fun. folk say make difference straight lying themselves.
til carl sagan wanted include" comes sun" message aliens , record company scared extraterrestrial copyright infringement.
til debuting 1979 one-time , 13 - part series ," old house" one earliest home improvement shows. initially controversial among building contractors , cast afraid giving away secrets building trades.
til cali cartel murdered many people dumped bodies cauca river local municipality eventually bankrupt cost recovering corpses conducting autopsies.
til name hotmail chosen contains html , originally styled hotmail. growing think html abbreviation hotmail , guess worked.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" things never change. ain't broke .. .. drinking fast enough. need faster , barry.
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. everyone freaking : seal extinct. fact well listed as" least concern" - - furthest category from" extinct" . uneducated , furthest category extinct still extinction spectrum , every animal fit spectrum. like category field mice? edit : thanks answers guys!
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. , got hired 15 times. that's positive. i'm met multiple women exactly like that. get hired drop hat garbage employees.
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. dunno , think shortened anglo-swiss condensed milk company. roles tongue , know. anglo milk sounds dirty contrary superior purest white milk buy , produced master race anglo aryan mountain cows. [ disturbingly relevant ] ( [URL] )
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen brit 100 % sure think use word. ' spunk spunk ' used mean enthusiasm energy , typically referring quality person.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. mother 4 year old 1.5 year old two friends round house , there's enough wine world. send supplies.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. dolphin without hands? dolphin penises prehensile. like tentacles. take moment think that. til i'm never swimming ocean again. i'm going go swimming ocean right ( )
til screensavers designed save screens burn never displaying static image
til grizzly bears feared respected native americans hunting required company 4 10 warriors done preparation ceremoniality intertribal warfare. * * til 2008 sleuth 30 bears besieged platinum mining compound olyotorsky district northern kamchatka. two guards killed prevented workers leaving homes * * article! oh god , they're organizing. never thought would read" bears besieged" sentence
til kyoto , former capital japan , means" capital city" tokyo means" eastern capital" there's great [ documentary ] ( [URL] ) goes naming convention japan came , really interesting stuff.
til world premiere blazing saddles took place drive-in theater burbank , ca 200 guests watched film horseback.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. dolphin without hands? dolphin penises prehensile. like tentacles. take moment think that. til i'm never swimming ocean again.
til medal honor recipient thomas baker asked left behind japanese counter attack saipan due wounded. asked 1 pistol 8 bullets. returning us army found corpse 8 dead japanese. asked bullets. could war right he'd enough. always ask infinite wishes. noob 8.00 k / d? noob numbers.
20 goals , lionel messi time top scorer conmebol world cup qualifiers , passing hernn crespo luis surez
til author goodnight moon ( margaret wise brown ) died 42 showing doctor healthy feeling. kicked leg , dislodging blood clot travelled heart killed her.
til hydrogen peroxide , commonly used treat wounds , cause scarring inhibit wound healing.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. job's belief alternative medicine surprising. one point fruitarian believed fruitarians bo , bathe. iirc ashton kutcher tried replicate diet stop due development pancreatic issues. movie role?
trivia : winner hungarian gp gone win title since 2004
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes method acting. helicopters middle earth.
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. actually makes lot meaningful. hare nap job everyone would die anyways? guess story pointlessness achievement face unavoidable death?
til quentin tarantino dropped high school age 14 got job usher porn theater lying age. .
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. everyone wants solve overpopulation problem , want die. both. live kids , even stick 1 kid. that's china's trying achieve since 70s establishing one-child law. 2014 ( give take 2 years , bad memory ) changed 2 kids max. source : chinese
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance.
til one two kellogg brothers obsessed preventing masturbation originally invented corn flakes reduce children.
til carl sagan wanted include" comes sun" message aliens , record company scared extraterrestrial copyright infringement.
til town florida named frostproof marketing plot claim town would never citrus frost. less two years founding frost killed citrus town.
til town florida named frostproof marketing plot claim town would never citrus frost. less two years founding frost killed citrus town. never thought i'd see til local place seeing i'm middle nowhere
til jupiter's center gravity sun outside sun's surface. technically , mutual orbit around , around point extremely close sun.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen well , there's sodium dasani , could little salty. there's probably semen protein water drink it! got electrolytes.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. til anti-vaxers trying save economy. sacrificing children. people's children compromised immune systems. adults behind booster shots.
til african american men incarcerated you. s. total prison populations india , argentina , canada , lebanon , japan , germany , finland , israel england combined.
til 1950 , myxoma virus ( type pox virus ) deliberately released rabbit population australia means population control , causing death 500 million rabbits
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. i'd rather face service roll anyway follow me. nicki minaj often like pizza chinese buffet. see , respect , i'm feeling moment. saying want stick dick chinese buffet? saying don't? i'm sure buffet handle bring table
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging always wondered , thought hanged , probably sentenced death , the" dead" part implied , since put death. guess good loophole end , though!
til roseanne barr hit car age 16 , hood ornament went brain skull. behavior changed radically institutionalized eight months utah state hospital , baby , gave adoption.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. til anti-vaxers trying save economy. sacrificing children. people's children compromised immune systems. adults behind booster shots.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging
til gary webb , reporter san jose mercury news first broke story cia involvement cocaine trade , found dead with" two gunshot wounds head. " death , 2004 , ruled
til seinfeld episode" revenge" based experience screenwriter larry david , quit job saturday night live , felt made mistake reached home , returned following morning nothing happened.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. people right actually asking government take away more. " let spy. i've got nothing hide" * sigh *
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. wish day kazakhstan , tajikistan , kyrgyzstan , uzbekistan , afghanistan , pakistan would merge form huge single country called stanistan. uruguay combines paraguay form .. guayuaguay. czech republic merges slovakia form czechoslovakia. hold , game work? north carolina south carolina merge form superalabama! north south dakota combine even nothing.
til nikola tesla able integral calculus head , leading teachers believe cheating.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. dwight right. need new plague! !!
.. throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank surroundings. imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " " nested simulations would taxing systems. we'll make physically impossible. "" how? "" i'm sure , we'll make something like speed light. " " let's make sure control passage time. problem solved. "
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. thread r / sex yesterday using microscope form contraception. that's how. wait .. can't say link explain need know [URL] people condoms? feel good. makes sex less fun. folk say make difference straight lying themselves.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " gene hackman asked starred superman said" give 2 million reasons why" particularly great reasons , taken together , become impossible refuse. wait minute , superman good though! ! f..! !! ?? superman iv however i've never heard this" superman iv" .. low budget movie terrible plot bad acting? / almost sarcasm try pretend idea never came like idea nicholas cage considered superman role. i've honestly never seen old superman series. what's bad iv?
since 200 , pittsburgh steelers 27-9 record versus cincinnati bengals , making one most" one-sided rivalries" professional sports.
til ian anderson , frontman rock band jethro tull , adopted flute realized would never be" good eric clapton" electric guitar.
.. aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank surroundings. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " " nested simulations would taxing systems. we'll make physically impossible. "" how? "" i'm sure , we'll make something like speed light. " speed light clock speed cpu runs universe. quantum entaglement software's compression algorthm work. expansion universe done via server upgrades. sleep resource management
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death die beating grizzly fistfight i'd regret fuck
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. oh fucking * god * , poor guy. blame slightest. [ song ones wondering ] ( [URL] ) mexican , ofensive migth think. great song truly represents culture. like choose [ frijolero ] ( [URL] ) [ el sonidito ] ( [URL] )
til kangaroos fart burp. instead , methane converted acetate , used generate energy
til kimi raikkonen two points away winning 2003 drivers championship winning one race entire season
til recent educational experiment suggested reading" boy cried wolf" increased children's likelihood lying. hand , reading book george washington cherry tree decreased likelihood dramatically.
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. i'd rather face service roll anyway follow me. nicki minaj often like pizza chinese buffet. see , respect , i'm feeling moment. saying want stick dick chinese buffet? saying don't? i'm sure buffet handle bring table
til aztecs made swords embedded prismatic obsidian blades far sharper even high quality present day steel razor blades. bonus , obsidian brittle break bone , making injury much brutal. good also shattered spanish steel. fucking pay win dlc. op plz nerf. buy conquistador pack $ 19.99! enemy wont know smit them.
til hamburgers called started burgers made ham , actually named german city hamburg
til 360 kilogrammes lunar soil samples brought back apollo missions rusted corroding vacuum bottle seals exposed water oxygen earth's atmosphere.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. never liked seinfeld younger. maybe appreciate older. possibly. think may hard time identifying b / c lot conflict lost b / c technology. imagine living world w / cell phones.
til simultaneous releases antz bug's life due jeffrey katzenberg denied position president disney , stealing idea start dreamworks.
til day crew battleship uss texas intentionally flooded torpedo tube order cause 2 degree list , giving main guns enough extra elevation boost range & hit target mainland. wwii-era russian tanks often said happiest tanks world? barely gun depression laughing_face [ meanwhile america ] ( [URL] ) ( i'm like 50 % sure go little lower )
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " he's like actor take every script he's given yet remains highly respected still offered great roles. nic cage started ( he's oscar winner ) destroyed career. nic cage already peaked con air face / off. cannot top performances matter are. enjoyed matchstick men loathe nic cage , weatherman amazing movie. what's reasoning behind loathing him? even like he's bad dude. understand cage hate. like i'm mega fan , understand hate.
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film.
til singer peanut butter jelly time passed away eleven-hour standoff police even snoop dogg brother-in-law tried convince surrender. almost sounds like title r / subredditsimulator curious : [ subreddit simulator ] ( [URL] )
til carl sagan wanted include" comes sun" message aliens , record company scared extraterrestrial copyright infringement.
til day crew battleship uss texas intentionally flooded torpedo tube order cause 2 degree list , giving main guns enough extra elevation boost range & hit target mainland. wwii-era russian tanks often said happiest tanks world? barely gun depression laughing_face [ meanwhile america ] ( [URL] ) ( i'm like 50 % sure go little lower )
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims also sadistic beleif ill suffer , often denying basic comforts medicine. piece shit person hid guise charity got away mostly hid people made others uncomfortable ( ill ).
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out.
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. say find job love , never work day life. little tougher happen love smoking drinking whiskey , done.
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. milk tried daughter's school absolutely packed sugar. almost sweet ice cream. low fat. would better full fat sugar. americans add sugar regular milk? know already fairly high sugar
til teenage fry cook went college study marine science , art , went create spongebob squarepants.
til dextromethorphan ( aka robitussin ) dissociative drug , works acting brain raise threshold thinks needs cough.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. i'm christian , bible got absolutely right said ," love money root evil. " well , actually says" root kinds evil. " translation holding as" correct? " sell translation says love money totally fine. guy translates
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly like high school history stuff , anyway. covered either ap euro world , american semi confidently say particular event really talked american high school.
til medal honor recipient thomas baker asked left behind japanese counter attack saipan due wounded. asked 1 pistol 8 bullets. returning us army found corpse 8 dead japanese. asked bullets. could war right he'd enough. always ask infinite wishes. noob 8.00 k / d? noob numbers.
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters. work? wouldnt point overrun? think allowed run part law question. , think meant dogs. dogs allowed drive germany.
til 1973 , cia launched covert operation overthrew chile's longstanding democratic government replaced military dictatorship rife human rights violations.
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold even huge fan simpsons , would taken money. fun look unrealistic cartoon everybody everything yellow pink ridiculous looking. real life , much. also , moving middle nowhere nevada? thanks , 75 grand please. like 15 minutes strip las vegas. exactly middle nowhere. like las vegas , got nice desert look at. dunno really know place buy house like 75k
til ohio issues" scarlet letter plates" people given limited driving privileges convicted dui.
til opportunity rover still conducting scientific operations 13 years despite original mission lifetime 90 days
til post-debacle interview caught lip syncing shows , one members milli vanilli defended saying ," [ milli vanilli ] working mcdonald's. would done? "
til richard shot crossbow , died summoned boy , assumed he'd executed. instead , forgave boy sent away 100 shillings. richard died , boy hanged.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen brit 100 % sure think use word. ' spunk spunk ' spunky! ! excited , energetic , etc. " full spunk" means" full energy" although even you. s. undertones.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11.
til jesus actor jim caviezel struck lightning whilst filming passion christ
til three gorges dam china massive slowed rotation earth tl laughing_face r size dam slowed rotation earth , sheer volume water mass shifted dam.
til schrdinger believe possibility cat simultaneously dead alive. thought experiment meant criticize absurdity existing view quantum mechanics.
til us airways flight 1549 ditching hudson ( aka" miracle hudson" ) , officials captured gassed 1,235 canadian geese destroyed 1,739 goose eggs across new york city.
til theodore roosevelt openly despised nickname" teddy" , quick correct anyone called it. preferred working closely refer colonel theodore.
britain leaving eu europe
til male swiss citizen , roger federer compulsorily required serve armed forces. however , 2003 , despite already become tennis pro , deemed ' unfit ' back problem , relieved
til grizzly bears feared respected native americans hunting required company 4 10 warriors done preparation ceremoniality intertribal warfare. without firearms , fuckers unbelievably monstrous. arrows? spears? fuck. that. noise.
til scrappy-doo , widely considered one hated characters fiction , appeared animated scooby-doo production since 1988 due audience backlash.
queen elizabeth celebrates 91st birthday
til 2010 , band somali pirates attempted capture us navy frigate uss nicholas , mistaking merchant vessel
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax ha , sallie mae thing reason. think know , navient. * ahem * xfiniti cough * spectrum * cough yeah really suck cox. spectrum , pay $ 55 / mo 250/25 bandwidth caps. pretty much everyone talk worse speeds higher price.
til anyone sworn statewide county office judgeship kentucky must declare oath participated , acted second otherwise assisted duel.
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax ha , sallie mae thing reason. think know , navient. chiquita thing , united fruit company seriously fucked shit.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly like high school history stuff , anyway.
til : imax projectionists wear body armor handling imax lamps ; dropped , explode resulting quartz shrapnel.
til japanese oil tanker captain fell cactus santa barbra oil field , provoking laughter local workers. 5 years later returned imperial japanese navy sub made first mainland shelling us oil
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims read mother teresa , find selfish , sadistic cunt. tried tell family shit came conversation. sister basically told believe everything hear. believe everything church says mother theresa .. uh huh. took chunk change private jet charles keating ( lincoln savings loan scandal ) money ' papa doc ' duvalier haiti. christopher hitchens wrote book called * missionary position. *
til hunkerin ' , fad 1950s america people would rest squatting position hours time even hold hunkerin ' competitions
til gino bartali - champion italian cyclist. wwii , cycled italy carrying messages italian resistance. even smuggled jews wagon secret compartment telling people part training.
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. everyone freaking : seal extinct.
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections.
til harvey milk ongoing sexual relationship mentally disturbed 16 - year old boy
til bruce lee avoided baked goods refined flour , describing providing empty calories nothing body.
til general napier asked respect indian custom burning widows husband's funeral pyre , replied english custom hang murderers.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. seinfeld taught many lessons. one favorite remember courtesy wave. never double dip. re-gift eat peas one time. eat snickers bar knife fork.
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters. german. til kill shelters. too. shelter kill doggos? bc underfunded. either killed , literally looks like concentration camp. got funding , could no-kill shelters. us no-kill shelters.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance performance navy though? recently collided boats? not. promoted!
til medal honor recipient , master sergeant roy benavidez. 37 wounds bullets , bayonets , shrapnel. thought dead , spit face doctor zipping body bag.
til - men 20s ejaculate often may impart protections prostate cancer later life.
til jerry seinfeld dated 17 - year-old girl 39 years old.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. yeah , kids fine. teenagers hand ..
til wwii british spies posed fake charity groups hand special monopoly games allied prisoners war. games compasses , maps , real money , useful tools escaping. part story never understand nazis give shit prisoners? would allow delivery first place? exactly known humanitarian concerns.
til teenage fry cook went college study marine science , art , went create spongebob squarepants.
til movie , - 571 , states americans responsible capturing first enigma machine. truth first enigma machine captured british , 7 months americans entered war.
til walk disturbance ( person worried walk may lose balance ) may appear social anxiety , especially passing group people.
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. [ chart elon's life ] ( [URL] ) fucking hell i'm useless. dad gave 28,00 dollars bet could come something
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance.
til despite immense wealth , john d. rockefeller always took train mansion downtown new york office every day. often harassed beggars passengers , refused travel bodyguards use private transportation.
til form medieval torture , victims feet covered salt water goat would start licking them. sometimes laughter stress intense tickling resulted heart attack brain hemorrhage.
til kyoto , former capital japan , means" capital city" tokyo means" eastern capital" related amsterdam means dam amstel ( river ) related budapest means buda pest names two cities joined create budapest. related rome called rome romans lived there. rome called rome wolf-baby killed brother can't really blame , though. imagine city called reme? it'd completely ridiculous.
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. everyone freaking : seal extinct. fact well listed as" least concern" - - furthest category from" extinct" . uneducated , furthest category extinct still extinction spectrum , every animal fit spectrum. like category field mice? edit : thanks answers guys! i'm authority , humans listed as" least concern" . likely latter. really category beyond that. " excess" .
til lurleen wallace could seek appropriate treatment cancer husband , alabama segregationist george wallace , kept secret four years due fact wanted become governor alabama. died year office.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. aka american dream. boris politics anyway? true rock star story. thing missing mick jagger couple hookers.
til galveston , texas ruled french pirates 1816 1821
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. many confused. answer homeowner's insurance likely umbrella coverage. insurance clearly covered acts caused residents household. result , victims could sue parents actually get damages. homeowners insurance include? yep , umbrella policy. one added mine. $ 1 million covers pretty much anything around $ 300 / year. whats funny teenager moves it'll drop $ 120 / year! homeowner without kids : umbrella f-ing cheap stupid it. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never.
til george washington massive chain strung across hudson river order keep british sailing upriver. link weighed 100 + pounds.
til sandra bullock speaks fluent german , raised germany austria 12 years father worked you. s. army europe.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. hell * * can't remember solution tasks three years. barely remember password internet webpages. google ask want remember password wait see password entered right one. legitimately changed password twice one day i'm bad remembering them. i'm 63 character password ibetitsjustastringofwordssothatitseasytorememberorsomenonsense.
til mike myers loosely based dr. evil character former snl boss lorne micheals. dr. evil's phrase" throw frickin ' bone , people ," supposedly something michaels said many times script
chiefs qb elvis grbac selected people's" sexiest athlete alive" 1998 accident. rather offend grbac , magazine ran
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. think got idea movie? ? 93.6 % hollywood films inspired eric cartman. study done yale , can't seem find link however .. " um .. okay , : adam sandler like love girl. turns girl actually golden retriever something. " that's plot always sunny episode , except rickety cricket instead adam sandler. hilarious episode way.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. job's belief alternative medicine surprising. one point fruitarian believed fruitarians bo , bathe. iirc ashton kutcher tried replicate diet stop due development pancreatic issues.
til vietnam war 800 murders attempted murders superior officers enlisted soldiers investigated. term ' fragging ' coined due popular use fragmentation grenades commit murders.
til singer peanut butter jelly time passed away eleven-hour standoff police even snoop dogg brother-in-law tried convince surrender. almost sounds like title r / subredditsimulator curious : [ subreddit simulator ] ( [URL] )
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. amazingly , every guns n roses band member appetite destruction still alive. motley too? like f..? none hold candle ozzy. he's actually donating body science dies figure lived drugs alcohol. prince darkness , whatever want. another ( formerly ) insanely alcohol addled" prince darkness" still alive form alice cooper. maybe consider possibility made deal devil
til eagles '" hotel california" written twilight zone styled metaphor l. a. beverly hills strange inhabitants. steely knives reference steely dan , inspired band bold lyrics.
til sitting bull touring buffalo bill's wild west show , impressed annie oakley's shooting abilities charmed character gave name" little sure shot" symbolically adopted daughter.
til bored work manhattan project richard feynman would amuse picking locks colleagues confidential file cabinets placing prank notes , colleagues believed spy infiltrated project.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. remember pudding eating bm yesterday .. " .. pudding eating , going sue" said trey parker. probably heard took scene post. .. eat then? ??
til ted kaczynski ( unabomber ) updated alumni information harvard 2012 : called eight life sentences" awards" current occupation as" prisoner"
til african american men incarcerated you. s. total prison populations india , argentina , canada , lebanon , japan , germany , finland , israel england combined.
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til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes tbf helicopters scary fuck.
til columbus , ohio larger population cincinnati cleveland combined yet nfl , nba mlb teams. cleveland cincinnati 5
til man arrested warrant 2016 returning copy movie freddy got fingered. tom green agreed pay fines outrageous sum
til gary webb , reporter san jose mercury news first broke story cia involvement cocaine trade , found dead with" two gunshot wounds head. " death , 2004 , ruled pool water lead investigators pursue ice gun theory. mythbusters shot one really trust mythbusters one. think there's lot things possible advanced enough technology really tested mythbusters. cia actually has" ice bullets" , think mythbusters could recreate it. what's point bullets? simply stab people want kill? leaves wound bullet too. forensics match blade wounds. ice bullet never traced back source time found water.
til wilmer valderrama purchased vista cruiser used on" ' 70s show" $ 500 series ended. wonder many people figured name fes foreign exchange student name fes tho. i'm pretty sure never learnt name. mean , think eric , donna , hyde , kelso umm .. mila even knew.
til actors played brother sister on" dexter" began dating , fell love , got engaged , got married , got divorced , continuing play brother sister tv. also entertain storyline thought interested ( adopted ) brother romantically. think post divorce , must've weird tbh , weird case. uncomfortable unnecessary plotline. plotlines dexter? season 4 show trash
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold hoa's : even once. usually" hoa's : never again" , folks get wise previous home shopping. grew without hoas , grew family farm , surrounded ritzy subdivisions hoas , heard nothing horror stories them. got place , refused accept anything hoa. consider hoa neighborhoods purchasing. deal shitty neighbors occasion , price freedom. sounds like hoa guarantees least one shitty neighbour anyway.
til 20th president james a. garfield ambidextrous versed greek latin. would sometimes entertain friends ask questions writing answers simultaneously latin greek using hands.
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. everyone freaking : seal extinct.
til 2002 fake sequel harry potter appeared china title" harry potter bao zuolong. " book consists text jrr tolkien's hobbit names changed harry potter characters. similar case 2009 book called" dan brown's lost symbol" published ( actual" lost symbol" ) just" picture dorian gray" names changed dan brown characters. hey , least stealing quality literature. right back go publish next game throne sequel china switching names quixote characters.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! "
til three gorges dam china massive slowed rotation earth tl laughing_face r size dam slowed rotation earth , sheer volume water mass shifted dam.
til george foreman originally paid 40 % profits endorsing george foreman grill. peak grill's sales , making 4.5 million dollars month. garage sales still awash things. almost bad shake weight , nutri bullet , soda stream. except grills awesome. always wondered made good burgers.
til wilmer valderrama purchased vista cruiser used on" ' 70s show" $ 500 series ended. wonder many people figured name fes foreign exchange student name fes tho. i'm pretty sure never learnt name. mean , think eric , donna , hyde , kelso umm .. mila even knew.
til hitler asked 18 year old figure skater future actress vera ralston" would like skate swastika" , replied" i'd rather skate swastika"
til military san marino still active crossbow corps existed uninterrupted since 1295
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. something something getting nailed seamen loose hips sink ships. would still stick with" loose lips" , different set. seaman guzzler! report! seaman staines? !? ! anybody!
.. annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank surroundings. imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " " nested simulations would taxing systems. we'll make physically impossible. "" how? "" i'm sure , we'll make something like speed light. " came comments , left questioning life.
til dextromethorphan ( aka robitussin ) dissociative drug , works acting brain raise threshold thinks needs cough.
til quetzalcoatl got drunk slept sister , quetzalpetlatl. upon waking next day , realized , stone box built , laid , set fire. zeus could've learned things guy oedipus plucked eyes found did. way every attempt tell story stage colossal disaster.
til penn jillette said interview big part penn & teller's success longevity due never close friends
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. dolphin without hands? dolphin penises prehensile. like tentacles. take moment think that. til i'm never swimming ocean again. i'm going go swimming ocean right ( )
til - wwi , king albert belgium personally led defense germans , queen served nurse , son enlisted infanty.
til vanessa carlton wrote riff for" thousand miles" 1998. upon hearing mother told her" vanessa , that's hit song. "
til lexus april fool's day joke , introduced" variable load coupling rear orientation ( v-lcro )" seats , technology attaches driver seat velcro allow aggressive turns. joke .. .. hmm .. one farts gotta lift butt
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly like high school history stuff , anyway.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. raccoon hacked bank america account transferred money checking offshore account cayman islands.
til many german pows captured allies ww2 horrified footage holocaust burned uniforms called germany surrender , even volunteered join fight axis.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance holy shit , exactly came say. nuke too? implications comment massively scary.
til pitbulls responsible fatal dog attacks america past 2 years
til plato gave definition man as" featherless bipeds ," diogenes plucked chicken brought plato's academy , saying ," behold! i've brought man ," academy added" broad flat nails" definition.
til michael jackson would requested wine served diet coke cans flights , want kids see drinking alcohol. thinking frank reynolds came original idea.
til roman mile defined 1,00 paces. armies would leave mile markers every 1,00 steps marched ; result , well-fed armies marching fast pace marked longer miles.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. yep , umbrella policy. one added mine. $ 1 million covers pretty much anything around $ 300 / year. whats funny teenager moves it'll drop $ 120 / year! homeowner without kids : umbrella f-ing cheap stupid it. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. many confused. answer homeowner's insurance likely umbrella coverage. insurance clearly covered acts caused residents household. result , victims could sue parents actually get damages. homeowners insurance include? yep , umbrella policy. one added mine. $ 1 million covers pretty much anything around $ 300 / year. whats funny teenager moves it'll drop $ 120 / year!
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " surreal would see ai inside simulation begin talk simulation?
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes
til christianity , islam judaism worship abrahamic god. religious texts also feature many figures , histories places. jesus also muslim prophet.
til wil wheaton suffers generalized anxiety disorder chronic depression. supports mental health nonprofit organizations raising awareness conditions.
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax ha , sallie mae thing reason. think know , navient.
til sam kinison killed drunk driver crossed median hit sam's vehicle head on. according friend , looked unharmed , began speaking one , saying" want die. " ," why? "
til o. j. simpson's 1995 verdict announcement murder , long-distance calls declined 58 % , trading new york stock exchange decreased 41 % , water usage decreased , estimated $
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity.
til george washington massive chain strung across hudson river order keep british sailing upriver. link weighed 100 + pounds.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. kind genius really evil - let people dissenters come , give secret police holiday. hope kind trick works though.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen [ knew ] ( [URL] ) edit : seriously , [ knew ] ( [URL] ). jesus christ. anyone marketing stop say" hey , maybe guy lying back , mouth wide open , eyes closed. sort looks like getting facial. " i've never seen water ad person drinking missing mouth like [ women laughing salads ] ( [URL] ) stock photo thing.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. til anti-vaxers trying save economy. .. surprising revelation
til vietnam war 30,00 american draft dodgers fled canada , number canadians volunteered fight
til coelacanths thought extinct since cretaceous period , yet discovered alive 1938
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " hear saying it. he's actually great actor. watch" cider house rules ," favourite ," quiet american. " he's british nicholas cage. wants actually try he's great , he's willing half-ass whatever nonsense want throw way , provided pay it.
til height pokmon go , number players tried sneaking highly classified military explosives plant virginia charizard reportedly located inside arsenal. sounds like plot 80 ' sci-fi movie. definitely. imagined guy wandering around dark looking pokmon , accidentally falls pool secret government research chemicals - turning * * pokmon. probably something lot less cute.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly like high school history stuff , anyway. covered either ap euro world , american semi confidently say particular event really talked american high school.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. * soup meal. soup sandwich - - that's meal! maybe crushed crackers soup
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance holy shit , exactly came say. nuke too? implications comment massively scary. mean , many people would willingly stay sub
til shooting american f - 117 stealth attack aircraft 199 , serbian propaganda posters read" sorry , know invisible"
til wasabi vapour effect similar smelling salts , property exploited create smoke alarms deaf.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen brit 100 % sure think use word. ' spunk spunk '
til despite immense wealth , john d. rockefeller always took train mansion downtown new york office every day. often harassed beggars passengers , refused travel bodyguards use private transportation.
til medal honor recipient thomas baker asked left behind japanese counter attack saipan due wounded. asked 1 pistol 8 bullets. returning us army found corpse 8 dead japanese. asked bullets. plot twist : may * asked * eight bullets , received * three * bullets low ammo. killed three people two bullets , two people one bullet?
naked crackhead slaps houston cop , predictable results ensue. handled high level professionalism.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes method acting. helicopters middle earth. really got character. lot work die 1st movie trilogy. people love kill sean bean .. like , thing.
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. milk tried daughter's school absolutely packed sugar. almost sweet ice cream. low fat. would better full fat sugar. americans add sugar regular milk? know already fairly high sugar
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til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. " boris yeltsin first words you. s. president clinton upon meeting 1995 , think o. j. it? " guy like relaxed uncle. relaxed drank fifth vodka every day sorry fifth? american always wondered. google maybe people know too. edit : thanks everyone , know international standard alcohol volumes ever thought would. 750ml
til bruce willis agreed guest star friends losing bet his" whole nine yards" co-star mathew perry. played jennifer aniston's love interest 3 episode arc emmy performance. donated acting fee five
til male chicks born egg farms , considered useless. thus , disposed , grinding alive.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. many confused. answer homeowner's insurance likely umbrella coverage. insurance clearly covered acts caused residents household. result , victims could sue parents actually get damages. homeowners insurance include? yep , umbrella policy. one added mine. $ 1 million covers pretty much anything around $ 300 / year. whats funny teenager moves it'll drop $ 120 / year! policies make litigation targets.
til peppers used tabasco sauce picked hand. pepper pickers compare color peppers small red stick ; colors match , peppers ripe used sauce production process.
til ford actually base decision ford pinto estimated legal costs lawsuits. myth given new life fight club.
til clippy unpopular time , part windows xp's marketing making people aware could disable him.
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. * 1905 , companies merged become nestl anglo-swiss condensed milk company , retaining name 1947. * good decision shorten nestl. dunno , think shortened anglo-swiss condensed milk company. roles tongue , know. anglo milk sounds dirty contrary superior purest white milk buy , produced master race anglo aryan mountain cows.
til term checkmate , according barnhart etymological dictionary , alteration persian phrase" shh mt" ( ) means , literally ," king helpless" word ( mta ) still exists pashto , means destroyed. matar spanish means kill.
til : chinese philanthropist , run run shaw ( 1907-2014 ) gave $ 1 + / - billion fund education , aiding 600 construction projects. many buildings ( 500 +
til : graphics company nvidia named latin ' invidia ' , means ' envy '. also reason use color green , in" green envy" .
til eunus , slave-magician joked stage planned overthrow roman rule become king sicily. led huge slave uprising , kept promises spare lives left tips.
til theodore roosevelt openly despised nickname" teddy" , quick correct anyone called it. preferred working closely refer colonel theodore.
til snoop dogg directed porn , name porn snoop doggystyle. released , huge hit top selling release year 2002 avn awards.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. people right actually asking government take away more. " let spy. i've got nothing hide" * sigh *
til one two kellogg brothers obsessed preventing masturbation originally invented corn flakes reduce children.
til credit card" chip" technology ( aka emv ) rolled us almost 25 years old damn. they'll probably phase europe soon far know already begun talking that. sure replacing nfc. denmark new cards contact-less. use pin purchases 30 $. brit seems strange me. uk card machines accept pin amount , contactless works payments 30.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. i'm uncomfortable , cant really explain ..
til british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old. " british pound" kinda sounds like sex move.
til day crew battleship uss texas intentionally flooded torpedo tube order cause 2 degree list , giving main guns enough extra elevation boost range & hit target mainland. " dude i'm telling , flood torpedo blister send one super far! it'll gnarly" afterward" laughing loud rekt" good game
til seinfeld episode" revenge" based experience screenwriter larry david , quit job saturday night live , felt made mistake reached home , returned following morning nothing happened.
til historians believe fate christianity hinged battle tours arab invasion force defeated frankish force present-day france , preventing spread islam western europe preserving christianity religion europe.
til : 76 % known serial killers 20th century united states. key word is" known" countries catch acknowledge serial killers. russia bragged usa serial killers. truth never coordinated police force tie crimes together. like iran saying homosexuals. thought implying killed
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. actual source wiki link book ' silk roads ' peter frankopan. ever read" years rice salt" kim stanley robinson? fiction , would've happened black death killed 90 % europe instead 50 %. good read.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. wish day kazakhstan , tajikistan , kyrgyzstan , uzbekistan , afghanistan , pakistan would merge form huge single country called stanistan. uruguay combines paraguay form .. guayuaguay. czech republic merges slovakia form czechoslovakia. hold , game work? north carolina south carolina merge form superalabama! north south dakota combine even nothing.
til two time medal honor recipient major general smedley butler wrote :" spent time high class muscle man big business , wall street bankers. short , racketeer , gangster capitalism.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us americans say" got lot spunk kid" . said you. k would arrested. maybe 1940s .. gal's got moxie! look well takes spunk!
til of" gish gallop" , fallacious debate tactic drowning opponent flood individually-weak arguments , opponent cannot possibly answer every falsehood real time. named after" duane gish" , prominent member creationist
til double-blind study published nature showed experienced astrologers better determining people psychological traits based location stars birth someone randomly guessing them.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " [ removed ] want sad_face want smile mean .. wish could get along like used middle school .. wish could bake cake filled rainbows smiles everyone would eat happy ..
til eagles '" hotel california" written twilight zone styled metaphor l. a. beverly hills strange inhabitants. steely knives reference steely dan , inspired band bold lyrics.
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time * know of. yea , like half animals ocean specific breeding grounds. right , necessarily mean they're capable communicating location distance breeding grounds members species - something ants , bees , ravens humans do.
til gunsmoke , longest running television series 20th century , cancelled abruptly cbs even bother tell cast crew. read trade publications next day.
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches can't wrap head around scientology still thing. world we're connected , people support / part scientology really unaware insane shit associated it?
til king ludwig mad built many weird impractical castles bavaria later inspired fairy tale castles walt disney parks.
til name hotmail chosen contains html , originally styled hotmail. 1996? ? til hotmail account since year zero. 13 year old really disappointed email address chose. could firstname.lastname instead whatever edgy name chose. friend recomended back two persons know initial + last name @hotmail
til 80s hair band winger trace massive mid - 90s downfall popularity mocked relentlessly on" beavis butt-head" subsequent mike judge projects
.. annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank surroundings. imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " " nested simulations would taxing systems. we'll make physically impossible. "" how? "" i'm sure , we'll make something like speed light. " came comments , left questioning life.
til military san marino still active crossbow corps existed uninterrupted since 1295
til iconic opening sound used law order known as" clang" amalgamation nearly dozen sounds , including actual gavel , jail door slamming , five hundred japanese monks walking across hardwood
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. duff used drink gallon vodka per day. ' cut back ' 10 bottles wine day. pancreas swelled size rugby ball told continued drinking would die soon. he's picture health ever earth possible? died? human body lot stronger one may think. drink 20 beers day ive never felt better! * explosive diarrhea intensifies *
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " gene hackman asked starred superman said" give 2 million reasons why" particularly great reasons , taken together , become impossible refuse. wait minute , superman good though! ! f..! !! ?? superman iv however i've never heard this" superman iv" .. low budget movie terrible plot bad acting? / almost sarcasm try pretend idea never came like idea nicholas cage considered superman role. i've honestly never seen old superman series. what's bad iv?
til inventor rubik's cube realize he'd built puzzle scrambled first time tried restore
til penn jillette penn teller painted finger nails red joke response mother telling get manicure people would looking hands , always keeps one finger nail painted red memory mother.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. job's belief alternative medicine surprising. one point fruitarian believed fruitarians bo , bathe. fruitarian thing ten days back see like. euphoric time , horrible bo. edit : wow , protip ladies gentleman : want draw world's nutritional experts onto reddit , make comment euphoric? side effect fruit diet? got details?
til phil collins honorary member hip-hop group , bone thugs-n-harmony due international success single , home , collins featured. collin moniker group chrome bone.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. fuck? took words right mouth. can't think many situations parents guilty children's actions , certainly one them.
til vietnam war known vietnam american war
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. eel ok afterwards? wondering.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. actual source wiki link book ' silk roads ' peter frankopan.
til quentin tarantino dropped high school age 14 got job usher porn theater lying age. .
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. kind genius really evil - let people dissenters come , give secret police holiday. hope kind trick works though. mao 60 years ago. , , work once. means works per generation people , no? study history doomed repeat - micheal scott
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. something something getting nailed seamen loose hips sink ships. would still stick with" loose lips" , different set. seaman guzzler! report! seaman staines? !? ! anybody!
til us embassy moscow caught fire 1977. sensitive information stolen several firefighters also kgb agents.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. oh fucking * god * , poor guy. blame slightest. tell it! guy grand prix essentially mocked triumph. dunno , would love someone played" america , fuck yea" something equally stereotypical. canadian national anthem substituted celine dion song titanic.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes method acting. helicopters middle earth.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. mother 4 year old 1.5 year old two friends round house , there's enough wine world. send supplies. kids , 1.5 year olds really friends? old enough age understand friendship?
til henry vii someone who's job wipe bottom him. called ' grooms stool ' henry vii 4 reign , knighted!
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity. fuck buys kidney stone?
til colic mean baby fussy cries lot. baby colic cry least three hours straight , three days week , three weeks row. one sure cause
til 1979 film china syndrome , coverup nuclear plant , released , denounced ' character assassination entire industry '. 12 days later , three mile island nuclear accident occurred.
lewandowski best topscorer poland history best top scorer .. eh? definitely worst top scorer. technically he's best worst top scorer he's best goal scorer , he's worst goal scorer. he's goal scorer
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. also remember hearing china big homeless population worried optics shown exposed olympics .. sudden homeless problem.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. reminded ted talk one shooter's mother did. however , page crashing now. , reddit thread that? ted tedx? what's difference? tedx talks organized presented anyone , verification. occasionally leads misleading information / [ hilarity ] ( [URL] ).
til cocaine alcohol nearly identical rates addiction
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. something something getting nailed seamen
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. think got idea movie? ? 93.6 % hollywood films inspired eric cartman. study done yale , can't seem find link however .. " um .. okay , : adam sandler like love girl. turns girl actually golden retriever something. " that's plot always sunny episode , except rickety cricket instead adam sandler. hilarious episode way. i'm massive always sunny fan thought episode bit weak.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. oh fucking * god * , poor guy. blame slightest. tell it! guy grand prix essentially mocked triumph. dunno , would love someone played" america , fuck yea" something equally stereotypical. canadian national anthem substituted celine dion song titanic.
til brendan fraser pays $ 900,00 year alimony ex-wife afton smith. got separated 2008 ..
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. hell * * can't remember solution tasks three years. barely remember password internet webpages. google ask want remember password wait see password entered right one.
til name" canola oil" coined marketing reasons avoid using word" rape" , in" rapeseed oil" , product's name.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. evaded secret service managed make whitehouse grounds whilst underwear. someone shat brick night. either none whitehouse security team balls man handle russian premier back indoors , yeltsin drunk af embarrassing russia problem , choke holding head state diplomatic incident
til donald duck loved scandinavian countries sweden make illegal vote political elections. 2005 norway 1/4 total population read donald duck magazine , and" donaldism" became thing. confirm. norwegian. tons comics. teenagers even adults read them. they're cutesy childish traditional disney stuff. fascinating decendents vikings donald duck magazine collectors. us never vikings. norsemen , yes , raiders. anime manga big there? e. g. one punch man , attack titans , dragon ball super
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. everyone freaking : seal extinct. fact well listed as" least concern" - - furthest category from" extinct" . uneducated , furthest category extinct still extinction spectrum , every animal fit spectrum. like category field mice? edit : thanks answers guys! i'm authority , humans listed as" least concern" . likely latter.
til colic mean baby fussy cries lot. baby colic cry least three hours straight , three days week , three weeks row. one sure cause
til : british used concentration camps commit genocide kenya 1950 ' s.
til james cameron supposed make spider man film 1990s leonardo dicaprio spider man & arnold schwarzenegger doctor octopus
til gino bartali - champion italian cyclist. wwii , cycled italy carrying messages italian resistance. even smuggled jews wagon secret compartment telling people part training.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. think agree. show george. except one time kramer l. a. worst episodes. bad great like rest series. except somehow still way better finale.
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. everyone freaking : seal extinct. fact well listed as" least concern" - - furthest category from" extinct" . uneducated , furthest category extinct still extinction spectrum , every animal fit spectrum. like category field mice? edit : thanks answers guys! i'm authority , humans listed as" least concern" . likely latter. really category beyond that. " excess" .
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. fault [ removed ]
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. raccoon hacked bank america account transferred money checking offshore account cayman islands. raccoon stole 20 dollars? pff. look mr. rich guy $ 20 bank account. pff. look moneybags bank account. pff. lk mnbgs vr hr , wt hs fnc xpnsv vwls.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes " * reason , parts play , like boromir ned stark , life online long afterwards. keep seeing - call - memes? " * - sean bean he's us.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance holy shit , exactly came say. nuke too? implications comment massively scary. mean , many people would willingly stay sub deep underwater cramp / pressurized tube breathing recycled air.
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. duff used drink gallon vodka per day. ' cut back ' 10 bottles wine day. pancreas swelled size rugby ball told continued drinking would die soon. he's picture health ever earth possible? died? human body lot stronger one may think. drink 20 beers day ive never felt better! * explosive diarrhea intensifies *
til 1979 film china syndrome , coverup nuclear plant , released , denounced ' character assassination entire industry '. 12 days later , three mile island nuclear accident occurred.
til possibility of" hypertumors" , cancer tumor gets big gets cancer
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen woosh sploosh ^ * * spunk * * i'm thirsty. mouth?
til north korean spies stationed abroad receive training shop supermarkets , use credit cards visit clubs , amenities commonplace north korea.
til wilmer valderrama purchased vista cruiser used on" ' 70s show" $ 500 series ended. wonder many people figured name fes foreign exchange student name fes tho. i'm pretty sure never learnt name. mean , think eric , donna , hyde , kelso umm .. mila even knew.
til iconic opening sound used law order known as" clang" amalgamation nearly dozen sounds , including actual gavel , jail door slamming , five hundred japanese monks walking across hardwood
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. .. realized like dogs alive 9/11 probably dead .. =[
til bunnies ( foetuses newborn ) declared fish pope monks , access fish monasteries , something eat lent.
til vietnam war known vietnam american war
til indiana jones changed image archaeology. ' raiders lost ark ' ( 1981 ) , people imagined archaeologist weak , older person needs rescuing. stereotype male ivy league professor /
til you. state texas roughly 10 % larger france almost twice large germany.
antonio conte would 4th italian manager win premier league. never english manager.
til gary webb , reporter san jose mercury news first broke story cia involvement cocaine trade , found dead with" two gunshot wounds head. " death , 2004 , ruled cia bad news. whether dealing drugs , providing children pedophiles , assassinating foreign heads state , acts completely without moral compass.
til star wars , yoda's unusual speaking style maintained estonian dubs movie , grammatically correct.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us it? i've living whole life i've never heard anyone say it. unless say english accent mean , people often talk semen typical conversations , definitely is. probably differs region region. i'm southern california
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen [ knew ] ( [URL] ) edit : seriously , [ knew ] ( [URL] ). jesus christ. anyone marketing stop say" hey , maybe guy lying back , mouth wide open , eyes closed. sort looks like getting facial. " i've never seen water ad person drinking missing mouth guy ad mouth.
til bridget loves bernie , highest rated tv show ever canceled one season. cbs show creators forced cancel show receiving death threats jews , angered show featured catholic marrying jew.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly
til 1975 , physicist kip thorne bet stephen hawking one year issues penthouse magazine black holes exist. thorne won.
til australia conducted biological warfare invasive rabbit population , reducing population 600 million 100 million.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes tbf helicopters scary fuck.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging * her" resurrection" also extent seen divine intervention , allowed go free. later life referred as" half-hangit maggie" *" well , tried. " i'm surprised assume witchcraft burn stake. historically failed executions considered act god ( divine intervention ) many common law jurisdictions. condemned released afterwards considered gods live. execute anyone then? god's surely he'd give pox.
til sandra bullock speaks fluent german , raised germany austria 12 years father worked you. s. army europe.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. mother 4 year old 1.5 year old two friends round house , there's enough wine world. send supplies. kids , 1.5 year olds really friends? old enough age understand friendship?
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters. german. til kill shelters.
til woman jumped 86th floor empire state building , blown back onto ledge 85th floor gust wind.
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. amazingly , every guns n roses band member appetite destruction still alive. motley too? like f..? none hold candle ozzy. he's actually donating body science dies figure lived drugs alcohol. prince darkness , whatever want.
til oprah born single mother , wore potato sacks clothes , molested family , gave birth stillborn child 14
til chicken nugget invented cornell university food science professor , published results academically instead patenting them.
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. wow amazing work dairy lobby dairy industry done impressive things years. food pyramid designed specifically encourage milk cheese consumption help struggling dairy farmers.
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity. fuck buys kidney stone?
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us well , there's sodium dasani , could little salty.
til british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. also remember hearing china big homeless population worried optics shown exposed olympics .. sudden homeless problem. tell world solved homelessness sounds like could great lot people right? chinese way could _eliminate_ homelessness. low caust
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. father 4 , 1 16 year old girl ; confirm kids best hit teens , blow half shared data plan 8 days think know every fucking thing. edit : data
til ted kaczynski ( unabomber ) updated alumni information harvard 2012 : called eight life sentences" awards" current occupation as" prisoner"
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen [ knew ] ( [URL] ) edit : seriously , [ knew ] ( [URL] ). jesus christ. anyone marketing stop say" hey , maybe guy lying back , mouth wide open , eyes closed. sort looks like getting facial. " i've never seen water ad person drinking missing mouth guy ad mouth.
.. jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank surroundings. imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " " nested simulations would taxing systems. we'll make physically impossible. "" how? "" i'm sure , we'll make something like speed light. "
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. eel ok afterwards? wondering.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. actual source wiki link book ' silk roads ' peter frankopan.
til battle spotsylvania general sedgwick , saw men ducking cover exclaimed" dodging like this? hit elephant distance. " last words shot killed right finished sentence
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " [ removed ] want sad_face want smile mean ..
til jesus actor jim caviezel struck lightning whilst filming passion christ
til medal honor recipient thomas baker asked left behind japanese counter attack saipan due wounded. asked 1 pistol 8 bullets. returning us army found corpse 8 dead japanese. asked bullets. could war right he'd enough. always ask infinite wishes. noob 8.00 k / d? noob numbers.
til two time medal honor recipient major general smedley butler wrote :" spent time high class muscle man big business , wall street bankers. short , racketeer , gangster capitalism.
til actors played brother sister on" dexter" began dating , fell love , got engaged , got married , got divorced , continuing play brother sister tv. there's something actress. kinda hot , sometimes , kinda strange looking.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " he's like actor take every script he's given yet remains highly respected still offered great roles. nic cage started ( he's oscar winner ) destroyed career. feel like samuel l. jackson whatever fuck movie feels like , amazing terrible. respect that.
til giant panda chi chi sexually attracted humans refused attempts mating giant pandas. instead made full sexual self-presentation zookeepers.
til : physical attractiveness found important factor enjoying date whether would sleep propositioned. important intelligence personality
til gary webb , reporter san jose mercury news first broke story cia involvement cocaine trade , found dead with" two gunshot wounds head. " death , 2004 , ruled considering ended aids likely came blood transfusion , idk look either fek looks like poorly executed attempt cover fact got aids extra-conjugal homosexual intercourse. done past , fact distinct possibility. vagina aids , gay aids almost impossible man contract hiv vaginal intercourse.
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches wait cockroaches bite? ?? worry , sleeping inside mouth. inside ear since can't turn around inside ear canal , burrow deeper brain.
til male dolphins sometimes masturbate wrapping live eel around penis
til british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old. " british pound" kinda sounds like sex move.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " [ removed ] use 2nd keep rest. fucks someone gun? edit : rest amendments. civil rest. people tanks bombs missiles drones? gun nuts think government views glock kind threat?
til : original 1983 v miniseries inspired 1935 novel happen american fascists replaced alien occupying force make easier market.
til hydrogen peroxide , commonly used treat wounds , cause scarring inhibit wound healing.
til oj simpson's father well-known drag queen sf area died aids 1986.
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. say find job love , never work day life. little tougher happen love smoking drinking whiskey , done. forget swallowing raw eggs. would raw eggs make voice rough? raw eggs would line throat could gargling harsh sounds without damaging vocal chords hurting throat. it'd like thick milkshake attempting extreme metal vocals.
til monty python's , always look bright side life played pa system end every iron maiden concert.
til african american men incarcerated you. s. total prison populations india , argentina , canada , lebanon , japan , germany , finland , israel england combined.
til response a" catastrophic emergency ," united states government suspended replaced single , combined branch" coordinated" president , indefinitely. senate
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. * soup meal. depends soup. pho soup meal. mostly non-soup parts.
til billionaire oil tycoon j. paul getty installed pay phone mansion guests use would billed calls.
.. aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank surroundings. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " " nested simulations would taxing systems. we'll make physically impossible. "" how? "" i'm sure , we'll make something like speed light. " speed light clock speed cpu runs universe. quantum entaglement software's compression algorthm work. expansion universe done via server upgrades. sleep resource management
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. wow amazing work dairy lobby dairy industry done impressive things years. food pyramid designed specifically encourage milk cheese consumption help struggling dairy farmers. wait. telling nutritional information .. official nutritional information government uses strictly scientifical?
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. oh fucking * god * , poor guy. blame slightest. [ song ones wondering ] ( [URL] ) mexican , ofensive migth think. great song truly represents culture. like choose [ frijolero ] ( [URL] ) [ el sonidito ] ( [URL] )
til empire state building took little year construction complete ( 410 days twelve days ahead schedule ).
til woman jumped 86th floor empire state building , blown back onto ledge 85th floor gust wind.
til kyoto , former capital japan , means" capital city" tokyo means" eastern capital" related amsterdam means dam amstel ( river ) related budapest means buda pest names two cities joined create budapest. related rome called rome romans lived there. rome called rome wolf-baby killed brother can't really blame , though. imagine city called reme? it'd completely ridiculous.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years.
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con really didn't" fend off" anyone. like freaked screamed. bull whip hand time. source : used good friend hers. used be? sense may story there. burns bridges friends use them. meet lot great people though. still friends them. sounds like classic narcissist. i'm saying dealings type , either them. there's middle ground. sith deals absolutes.
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. * 1905 , companies merged become nestl anglo-swiss condensed milk company , retaining name 1947. * good decision shorten nestl. dunno , think shortened anglo-swiss condensed milk company. roles tongue , know.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested.
til term checkmate , according barnhart etymological dictionary , alteration persian phrase" shh mt" ( ) means , literally ," king helpless" word ( mta ) still exists pashto , means destroyed. matar spanish means kill.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. 1. rent plane 2. bless rain clouds fly , turn local downfall holy water 3. secretly baptise everyone 4. ~ ~? ?? ~ ~ collect tithes 5. profit bless rain clouds aafricaa
til o. j. simpson's 1995 verdict announcement murder , long-distance calls declined 58 % , trading new york stock exchange decreased 41 % , water usage decreased , estimated $
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly
til japanese war criminal hideki tojo arrested , given new dentures awaited trial , american dentist made secretly drilled" remember pearl harbour" morse code
giroud scored 26 goals france. 19 friendlies.
til least two peer-reviewed medical studies suggested stickers mr. yuk , green face used label poisonous household objects , effectively keep children away potential poisons may even attract children.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. thought * fruit * would cure cancer. even , thought fruit ( i. e. little fibery sugar-bombs ) would cure pancreatic cancer ( pancreas , i. e. organ breaks sugar ). short question siri could told bad doubt it. ever used siri? probably would asked ," alternative diets effective fighting pancreatic cancer? " would say" searching internet ' oral native affection five panda answer '" .
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. dairy industry done impressive things years. food pyramid designed specifically encourage milk cheese consumption help struggling dairy farmers. wait. telling nutritional information .. official nutritional information government uses strictly scientifical? oh honey goes top triangle. bee lobby really powerful.
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. .. realized like dogs alive 9/11 probably dead .. =[ oh yeah. also , remember comet full house? he's dead too. dog frasier died 2006.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. hence term" irony" * another made fact brought reddit * get made-up facts r / politics!
til hitler nazi officials outlawed animal cruelty including boiling live lobsters.
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time right , necessarily mean they're capable communicating location distance breeding grounds members species - something ants , bees , ravens humans do. dolphins? whales matter. octopus friend avocado?
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. til $ 14 million budget , major hollywood actors , major hollywood filmmaker , film company owned comcast , qualify independent filmmaking. edit. great. top comment snide remark. rip previous also think sp came gay cowboy idea. also recall pudding eating. guess know lingo then. eat poopoo
til japanese kamikaze pilots allowed return find suitable target. one pilot shot ninth return. wonder ever change mind made break it. much place make break for. americans / british would certainly shoot attempted land somewhere. guess could bail , know given chutes. that's true ditched swam around would've picked up. shot like buffalo. course , i'd assume they'd taken prisoner practical defenders. easy ditch without parachute though? chutes , hard all.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging * her" resurrection" also extent seen divine intervention , allowed go free. later life referred as" half-hangit maggie" *" well , tried. " i'm surprised assume witchcraft burn stake. historically failed executions considered act god ( divine intervention ) many common law jurisdictions. condemned released afterwards considered gods live. execute anyone then? god's surely he'd give pox.
til movie lord war , production team rented 300 real sa vz. 58 rifles stand ak 47s cheaper prop guns.
til aztec empire one first societies mandatory education children regardless gender rank.
til recordings existed alexander graham bell's voice wax cardboard disc discovered 2013. hear bell say scottish-tinged accent" hear voice. .. . alexander. . graham. . bell"
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league traditions broken. sunderland go , arsenal fail make top 4. leicester broke football spurs arsenal , too. wenger beating mourinho
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches can't wrap head around scientology still thing. world we're connected , people support / part scientology really unaware insane shit associated it?
til possibility of" hypertumors" , cancer tumor gets big gets cancer
til chrysler built 55 turbine-powered cars 1963-1964. could run fuel could burn oxygen , including perfume tequila , produced 130 horsepower. nine still exist.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. i'm uncomfortable , cant really explain ..
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " i've never heard this" superman iv" .. low budget movie terrible plot bad acting? / almost sarcasm try pretend idea never came like idea nicholas cage considered superman role. budget superman n64 believe remember grandparents buying [ game ] ( [URL] ) excited end week threw fucking trash what? flying rings cup tea? [ worst 7 minutes 37 seconds ever ] ( [URL] )
til genghis khan tengrist , religiously tolerant interested learning philosophical moral lessons religions. consulted buddhist monks , muslims , christian missionaries , taoist monk qiu chuji.
til 1973 , cia launched covert operation overthrew chile's longstanding democratic government replaced military dictatorship rife human rights violations.
til former french president flix faure , died getting bj office
til programmers atari late 70s went ceo company asking royalties names included boxes , turned went formed company - - activision
til since speak much english , first english speaking role , antonio banderas learn lines phonetically
til sitting bull touring buffalo bill's wild west show , impressed annie oakley's shooting abilities charmed character gave name" little sure shot" symbolically adopted daughter. sounds suspiciously like something a" wild west show" promoter would come with. welcome like 85 percent us history " greatest country world" . founded genocide slavery. yup , checks out.
til 4 us states completely banned billboards til 4 states banned them. taking rest guys long?
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. sailors , much like prisoners , historically relations members sex crew due lack women. possible? turn gay there's women around? , don't" turn gay" . cums point though warm hole warm hole. edit : there's nothing gay exploring! i'm done puns yeah nothing gay it. two straight dudes butt sex. mean think , gayest thing world sex woman. soft frilly smell like flowers. that's straight queer. fucking dude? muscles sweat , manly thing do.
til hairy frog known the" wolverine frog" thought intentionally break toe bones force sharp" claws" flesh means defence.
til thomas jefferson kept shetland sheep white house. attacked several people , killed small boy , eventually called" abominable animal" . adorab - wait , * killed * child? back then? presidents goat killed one children. take it? " oh ok mr. president. love anyways" * kicks * well kids back pretty decent chance diying anyways.
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. went become one evil morally deprived corporations existence ..
til yreka , california , bakery operated 100 years called yreka bakery , formed palindrome. business closed gallery opened spot , named yrella gallery would also form palindrome. state motto california [ eureka! ] ( [URL] ) worth noting , yreka pronounced. wy-ree-kah.
til enough water lake superior flood entire landmasses north south america depth 1 foot. contains 3 quadrillion gallons fresh water. good thing take care great lakes keep clean pollutants / - michigander
til ohio issues" scarlet letter plates" people given limited driving privileges convicted dui.
til 1984 fbi declared key west police department criminal enterprise , several high-ranking officers arrested running protection racket cocaine smugglers.
til aztecs made swords embedded prismatic obsidian blades far sharper even high quality present day steel razor blades. bonus , obsidian brittle break bone , making injury much brutal. good also shattered spanish steel. fucking pay win dlc. op plz nerf. buy conquistador pack $ 19.99! enemy wont know smit them.
til marvel's first movie , howard duck , bombed box office. cost estimated $ 37 million , grossed $ 38 million internationally , netting $ 1 million.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. something something getting nailed seamen
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. that's giving someone promotion , need given added responsibilities gradually , prove competence. unsuccessful , transfer responsibilities someone else.
til gary webb , reporter san jose mercury news first broke story cia involvement cocaine trade , found dead with" two gunshot wounds head. " death , 2004 , ruled pool water lead investigators pursue ice gun theory. mythbusters shot one really trust mythbusters one. think there's lot things possible advanced enough technology really tested mythbusters. cia actually has" ice bullets" , think mythbusters could recreate it. what's point bullets? simply stab people want kill? leaves wound bullet too. forensics match blade wounds. ice bullet never traced back source time found water.
til seinfeld episode" revenge" based experience screenwriter larry david , quit job saturday night live , felt made mistake reached home , returned following morning nothing happened.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious.
til sandra bullock speaks fluent german , raised germany austria 12 years father worked you. s. army europe.
til vladimir great russia confronted choice converting russia christianity islam. eventually chose christianity , islamic teaching alcohol , saying ," drinking joy rus '. cannot exist without pleasure. "
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly want smile mean .. wanna talk , buddy? he's buddy , pal he's pal , friend. friend , guy.
til despite useful properties , dandelion grown regarded weed , result rise lawn culture marketing pesticide companies.
til gowanus canal brooklyn , nyc polluted unidentifiable new forms microbiological life arisen sludge
til death steve irwin , speculated series revenge killings , least ten stingrays found dead mutilated coast queensland strangest case misplaced rage i've ever seen.
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film.
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time * know of. yea , like half animals ocean specific breeding grounds. right , necessarily mean they're capable communicating location distance breeding grounds members species - something ants , bees , ravens humans do. dolphins? whales matter.
til rodney mullen considered the" godfather" modern street skating. he's credited inventing 37 tricks including flatground ollie , kickflip , heelflip , 360 flip.
til 1983 , caddies masters tournament black. due clubs tradition.
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax ha , sallie mae thing reason. think know , navient.
til lexus april fool's day joke , introduced" variable load coupling rear orientation ( v-lcro )" seats , technology attaches driver seat velcro allow aggressive turns.
til aeschylus , ancient greek tragedian , supposedly prophesied die falling object , therefore stayed outdoors. killed eagle dropped tortoise , mistaking bald head rock.
til civil war ended , first general confederate army active reform party , spoke favor civil rights voting recently freed slaves.
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity. " synthesized uric acid , sold $ 25,00 build house it. warlock mars , bitch" - william shatner charlie sheen roast. actual quote? watch roast charlie sheen. says something sorts. shatner amazing , really really funny.
til height pokmon go , number players tried sneaking highly classified military explosives plant virginia charizard reportedly located inside arsenal.
til carl sagan wanted include" comes sun" message aliens , record company scared extraterrestrial copyright infringement.
til ancient greek philosopher jumped active volcano prove immortal god
til double-blind study published nature showed experienced astrologers better determining people psychological traits based location stars birth someone randomly guessing them. need double blind study tell matters divination imagined fantasies.
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. .. realized like dogs alive 9/11 probably dead .. =[ oh yeah. also , remember comet full house? he's dead too. dog frasier died 2006.
til 3 banana companies overthrew government honduras.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. thought * fruit * would cure cancer. even , thought fruit ( i. e. little fibery sugar-bombs ) would cure pancreatic cancer ( pancreas , i. e. organ breaks sugar ). short question siri could told bad doubt it. ever used siri? probably would asked ," alternative diets effective fighting pancreatic cancer? " would say" searching internet ' oral native affection five panda answer '" .
til : jeff daniels got paid $ 50,00 role dumb dumber , jim carrey got paid $ 7mil.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" things never change. humanity never changed even one tiny bit. check ancient shitposting. [URL]
til gino bartali - champion italian cyclist. wwii , cycled italy carrying messages italian resistance. even smuggled jews wagon secret compartment telling people part training.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen brit 100 % sure think use word. ' spunk spunk ' used mean enthusiasm energy , typically referring quality person.
til michael jackson's estate continues allocate 20 % posthumous earnings various charities , specified will.
til tank designed swiss military bug turning heater could cause main gun fire
til hunkerin ' , fad 1950s america people would rest squatting position hours time even hold hunkerin ' competitions
til name hotmail chosen contains html , originally styled hotmail. 1996? ? til hotmail account since year zero. 13 year old really disappointed email address chose. could firstname.lastname instead whatever edgy name chose. friend recomended back two persons know initial + last name @hotmail
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes love song ice fire books like show. however watch episodes. picture ned differently , still sean beans voice read first book. thought ned looking lot younger sean bean. ned 35ish book. joffrey taller rob jon tyrion 1 black eye bron supposed like 23. also , moon door actual door floor.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " hear saying it. he's actually great actor. watch" cider house rules ," favourite ," quiet american. " he's british nicholas cage. wants actually try he's great , he's willing half-ass whatever nonsense want throw way , provided pay it.
til yreka , california , bakery operated 100 years called yreka bakery , formed palindrome. business closed gallery opened spot , named yrella gallery would also form palindrome. cool see hometown reddit! glad know forgotten smirk_face hey fellow yrekian!
til screensavers designed save screens burn never displaying static image
til offered role hannibal lecter , anthony hopkins quit hollywood go back england , feeling rest mediocre career would spent stage and" respectable bbc work. "
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen [ knew ] ( [URL] ) edit : seriously , [ knew ] ( [URL] ). jesus christ. anyone marketing stop say" hey , maybe guy lying back , mouth wide open , eyes closed. sort looks like getting facial. " i've never seen water ad person drinking missing mouth
til patsy cline offered car ride back nashville singer dottie west. cline refused , telling west ," worry , hoss. time go , time. " patsy cline died plane crash
til height pokmon go , number players tried sneaking highly classified military explosives plant virginia charizard reportedly located inside arsenal.
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters. work? wouldnt point overrun? think allowed run part law question. , think meant dogs. dogs allowed drive germany.
til ian anderson , frontman rock band jethro tull , adopted flute realized would never be" good eric clapton" electric guitar.
til 1986 , beer drinking goat elected mayor small town texas , usa
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims also sadistic beleif ill suffer , often denying basic comforts medicine. piece shit person hid guise charity got away mostly hid people made others uncomfortable ( ill ).
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. til anti-vaxers trying save economy. .. surprising revelation
til steve jobs took acid , said" taking lsd profound experience , one important things life" would seem there's wide range experiences lsd. since often dark enough thoughts nightmares terrifying , i'd definitely rather risk it.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. yeh , maybe. he's filthy rich bullies basically scumbag losers. yeh. nice think , there's good chance bullies also successful ( obviously comparison average person , elon ). true. several bullies school pretty successful ( least i've heard ) best people i've known terrible things happen like getting cancer. karma real. success great form revenge nonetheless. well we're talking buddhism karma affect bullies ' reincarnation exist , impair current existence iirc
til directing jurassic park , spielberg saw cgi t. rex , said stop motion animator phil tippett ," job ," tippett replied ," mean extinct? ". spielberg later incorporated dialogue
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " hear saying it. he's actually great actor. watch" cider house rules ," favourite ," quiet american. " he's british nicholas cage. wants actually try he's great , he's willing half-ass whatever nonsense want throw way , provided pay it. oh , that's really unfair. he's adenoidal , one. watch older films , 1960s era onwards. harry palmer , alfie , man would king , etc. much better actor cage
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. still cannot get past fact he's stoke trent. drab , dismal , grey shithole planet .. outside lancashire.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " he's like actor take every script he's given yet remains highly respected still offered great roles. nic cage started ( he's oscar winner ) destroyed career.
til recordings existed alexander graham bell's voice wax cardboard disc discovered 2013. hear bell say scottish-tinged accent" hear voice. .. . alexander. . graham. . bell"
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased.
til sam kinison killed drunk driver crossed median hit sam's vehicle head on. according friend , looked unharmed , began speaking one , saying" want die. " ," why? "
til last words serial killer peter krten were" tell .. head chopped , still able hear , least moment , sound blood gushing stump neck? would pleasure end pleasures. "
til battle 1797 , british admiral horatio nelson badly wounded right arm. came surgeon said ," sooner better ," within half hour amputation returned command forces.
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance holy shit , exactly came say. nuke too? implications comment massively scary.
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. .. realized like dogs alive 9/11 probably dead .. =[
til ford actually base decision ford pinto estimated legal costs lawsuits. myth given new life fight club. * devalues friends family even * must find friends first devalue buy friends $ 1.2 million shit i'll friend 10 dollars listen sing?
til 1851 , measuring tools precision one millionth inch.
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league least qualified european competition we're capable winning .. enjoy maccabi tel aviv away cunts tel aviv lovely city really. let's hope they're miserable. horrific away trip tho. must furthest trip , right?
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " [ removed ] want sad_face want smile mean ..
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. months sea probably care ship's integrity compromised .. " well guys looks like we're gonna stay fix boat. darn. " captain ; got bad news lads. ship literally falling apart stay .. sailors : woohoo! captain : .. nails .. sailors : mutiny! " rape pillage get nails back go home! "
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" things never change. humanity never changed even one tiny bit. check ancient shitposting. [URL]
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. [ removed ]
til george foreman originally paid 40 % profits endorsing george foreman grill. peak grill's sales , making 4.5 million dollars month. garage sales still awash things. almost bad shake weight , nutri bullet , soda stream. except grills awesome. always wondered made good burgers.
til : imax projectionists wear body armor handling imax lamps ; dropped , explode resulting quartz shrapnel.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. overdue another #purge! people could wrap stop shitting many kids cause they're bored. really understand people children. wife really stable jobs city good economy affordable housing yet kid huge economical decision .. one whim ; plan right time it.
til researchers believe humans worn clothes least 170,00 years. know pubic lice evolutionarily diverged head lice 170,00 years ago , pubic lice need live clothing survive.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen brit 100 % sure think use word. ' spunk spunk ' used mean enthusiasm energy , typically referring quality person.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. *
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. way off. seinfeld young girl's strange , erotic journey milan minsk. necking schindler's list! least better english patient , hated film!
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax ha , sallie mae thing reason. think know , navient. chiquita thing , united fruit company seriously fucked shit.
til patsy cline offered car ride back nashville singer dottie west. cline refused , telling west ," worry , hoss. time go , time. " patsy cline died plane crash
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes method acting. helicopters middle earth. really got character. lot work die 1st movie trilogy. watch extended. watching brormir faramir actually act together amazing makes miss boromir instead despising trying take ring
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. also think sp came gay cowboy idea. also recall pudding eating. guess know lingo then. eat poopoo want dis sickness uganda uninitiated : [URL]
giroud scored 26 goals france. 19 friendlies.
til dueling , common two male giraffes sex eachother. interactions males found frequent heterosexual coupling
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" really fucking picture , ops fault come reddit find advert. want bars wall [ think it? ] ( [URL] ) im trouble locating large breasted woman. _oo_ / | | /
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes " * reason , parts play , like boromir ned stark , life online long afterwards. keep seeing - call - memes? " * - sean bean he's us.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. months sea probably care ship's integrity compromised .. " well guys looks like we're gonna stay fix boat. darn. " captain ; got bad news lads. ship literally falling apart stay .. sailors : woohoo! captain : .. nails .. sailors : mutiny! " rape pillage get nails back go home! "
til nikola tesla able integral calculus head , leading teachers believe cheating. integrate derive e ^ x head. understand joke sad_face e ^ x derived e ^ x , e ^ x integrated e ^ x lose 1 mark forgetting constant integration. int ( exp ( x ) ) = exp ( x ) + c
til patsy cline offered car ride back nashville singer dottie west. cline refused , telling west ," worry , hoss. time go , time. " patsy cline died plane crash
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us
til east st. louis higher murder rate honduras , country highest murder rate world
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " well sounds like slavery steps.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes method acting. helicopters middle earth. really got character. lot work die 1st movie trilogy. people love kill sean bean .. like , thing.
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged
til word" meme" coined biologist richard dawkins refer ideas spread replicate darwinian fashion
til nipplegate , janet jackson blacklisted viacom's properties , including vh1 / mtv / cbs / clear channel radio stations , uninvited grammys , lost acting gigs , statue mickey
til possibility of" hypertumors" , cancer tumor gets big gets cancer
til 2001 , united states ' military airdropped 2.4 million pop-tarts afghanistan us invasion.
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity. " synthesized uric acid , sold $ 25,00 build house it. warlock mars , bitch" - william shatner charlie sheen roast. actual quote? watch roast charlie sheen. says something sorts. shatner amazing , really really funny.
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league calling - bayern stumble group stages champions league get third , fall europa league , we'll make annual trip allianz round 32. oh fuckoff guys again. [URL] replace" rudy gay" with" bayern" .
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging fishwife hanged murdering illegitimate infant shortly birth. well blame then. gave birth ungodly human / fish chimera would expect do? kill get's big. mean , makes sense me. think stay size whatever container keep
til nikola tesla able integral calculus head , leading teachers believe cheating. integrate derive e ^ x head. understand joke sad_face e ^ x derived e ^ x , e ^ x integrated e ^ x lose 1 mark forgetting constant integration. int ( exp ( x ) ) = exp ( x ) + c
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. tortoise bit arse agreeing job isnt he? know. story , tortoise know rabbit slacked off? maybe legitimately believed faster. na seems case digging hole abit deep , probably bragging much afterwards , ended agree maintain bragging rights promoted good job promoted job can't fired. real problem companies.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. thought * fruit * would cure cancer. even , thought fruit ( i. e. little fibery sugar-bombs ) would cure pancreatic cancer ( pancreas , i. e. organ breaks sugar ). short question siri could told bad doubt it. ever used siri? probably would asked ," alternative diets effective fighting pancreatic cancer? " would say" searching internet ' oral native affection five panda answer '" .
til wilmer valderrama purchased vista cruiser used on" ' 70s show" $ 500 series ended. wonder many people figured name fes foreign exchange student name fes tho. i'm pretty sure never learnt name. mean , think eric , donna , hyde , kelso umm .. mila even knew.
til darth vader father luke skywalker real name anakin skywalker
til british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. people right actually asking government take away more. " let spy. i've got nothing hide" * sigh *
til russia's economy ( $ 1.3 ) 69 % size italy's economy ( $ 1.9 ).
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " he's like actor take every script he's given yet remains highly respected still offered great roles. nic cage started ( he's oscar winner ) destroyed career. nic cage already peaked con air face / off. cannot top performances matter are. also lord war
david robinson grew tall ( 7 ' 0" graduation ) naval academy could served sea , hurting career us navy. instead leaving academy , compromise served two years shore duty
til british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. remember pudding eating bm yesterday .. " .. pudding eating , going sue" said trey parker. probably heard took scene post. .. eat then? ??
til anyone sworn statewide county office judgeship kentucky must declare oath participated , acted second otherwise assisted duel.
til actors played brother sister on" dexter" began dating , fell love , got engaged , got married , got divorced , continuing play brother sister tv. also entertain storyline thought interested ( adopted ) brother romantically. think post divorce , must've weird tbh , weird case. uncomfortable unnecessary plotline. plotlines dexter? season 4 show trash gawd season 4 awesome.
til japanese war criminal hideki tojo arrested , given new dentures awaited trial , american dentist made secretly drilled" remember pearl harbour" morse code
til darko milicic , drafted 2nd overall 2003 nba draft ( carmelo anthony , dwyane wade chris bosh ) currently apple farmer serbia.
til three four longest recorded sniper kills canadians
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. say find job love , never work day life. little tougher happen love smoking drinking whiskey , done.
til orthodox jews prohibited walking past motion sensor turn light sabbath.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen [ knew ] ( [URL] ) edit : seriously , [ knew ] ( [URL] ). jesus christ. anyone marketing stop say" hey , maybe guy lying back , mouth wide open , eyes closed. sort looks like getting facial. " i've never seen water ad person drinking missing mouth
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. dogs. good. i've yet meet doggy immediately like. people? fuck people. asshole dogs.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. dwight right. need new plague! !! one make sick ..
til filming schindler's list , polish woman encountered ralph fiennes dressed nazi uniform told that" germans charming people. kill anybody deserve it. "
til armadillos genus dasypus ( ones found us ) give birth four genetically identical young split embryo ; i. e. always identical quadruplets ; known vertebrate animals exhibit this" polyembryony"
til postal code north pole h0h 0h0 reference santa
til that" claw crane" games remotely set a" payout" limit , failure rate , essentially gambling" games" first place. fact , illegal canada except fairs.
manchester united equalled record draws single premier league season
almost half voters expect brexit talks conclude successfully , poll suggests
til term checkmate , according barnhart etymological dictionary , alteration persian phrase" shh mt" ( ) means , literally ," king helpless"
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity.
til greek god fertility , never ending boner sacrificial animal ass. name gave rise medical term priapism - - prolonged erection
til matthew mcconaughey replaced owen wilson ' tropic thunder ' wilson's battle depression attempt suicide overdosing slitting wrists imagine last movie ever made & dupree. apparently that's exactly imagining , almost became self-fulfilling. makes * * * * depressed. owen wilson much better that. really think he's great actor .. everyone reddit seems think though
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged league ~ ~ light ~ ~ little 5.5 km. 20,00 would 110,00 km. earth measures 12,750 km across equator. go 20,00 leagues deep , would end 17.6 thousand leagues space.
til oj simpson's father well-known drag queen sf area died aids 1986.
til double-blind study published nature showed experienced astrologers better determining people psychological traits based location stars birth someone randomly guessing them.
til directing jurassic park , spielberg saw cgi t. rex , said stop motion animator phil tippett ," job ," tippett replied ," mean extinct? ". spielberg later incorporated dialogue " ahahahaha good one .. get set. " * tippett stop motions set. *
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. sound like shill big children. .. adults?
til america's first female mayor elected 1887. group men nominated joke , 60 percent vote. 4chan 1887?
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. * 1905 , companies merged become nestl anglo-swiss condensed milk company , retaining name 1947. * good decision shorten nestl. dunno , think shortened anglo-swiss condensed milk company. roles tongue , know.
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold hoa's : even once. usually" hoa's : never again" , folks get wise previous home shopping. grew without hoas , grew family farm , surrounded ritzy subdivisions hoas , heard nothing horror stories them. got place , refused accept anything hoa. consider hoa neighborhoods purchasing. deal shitty neighbors occasion , price freedom. sounds like hoa guarantees least one shitty neighbour anyway.
til dueling , common two male giraffes sex eachother. interactions males found frequent heterosexual coupling
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. episode 30 rock , character pete hornberger never overachieves avoid getting promoted head.
.. octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " surreal would see ai inside simulation begin talk simulation? think might like westworld
til historians believe fate christianity hinged battle tours arab invasion force defeated frankish force present-day france , preventing spread islam western europe preserving christianity religion europe.
til steve jobs took acid , said" taking lsd profound experience , one important things life" would seem there's wide range experiences lsd. since often dark enough thoughts nightmares terrifying , i'd definitely rather risk it. maybe always disappointed bored experience every time tried it. maybe cheap stuff tried handful times life different" retailers. "
til dave grohl know read sheet music writes music ear.
til asked he'd punched man who'd hit raw egg , uk politician john prescott said following tony blair's orders ," connect electorate. "
til : today's average teenagers know vastly milky way galaxies professional astronomers 100 years ago. reason average teenager seen naked people adult 100 years ago. 100 + years ago , naked people adults seen parents , siblings [ cousins ] ( [URL] )
.. octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " surreal would see ai inside simulation begin talk simulation? think might like westworld
til donald duck loved scandinavian countries sweden make illegal vote political elections. 2005 norway 1/4 total population read donald duck magazine , and" donaldism" became thing. confirm. norwegian. tons comics. teenagers even adults read them. they're cutesy childish traditional disney stuff. fascinating decendents vikings donald duck magazine collectors. us never vikings. norsemen , yes , raiders. anime manga big there? e. g. one punch man , attack titans , dragon ball super
til vietnam war 800 murders attempted murders superior officers enlisted soldiers investigated. term ' fragging ' coined due popular use fragmentation grenades commit murders.
til sources say kim il-sung , founder north korea , could actually impostor , might stolen name resistance leader died
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. thought * fruit * would cure cancer. apples guy bannanas. * b-a-n-a-n-a-s! !! * record i'm singing , correcting spelling error.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. homeowner without kids : umbrella f-ing cheap stupid it. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club.
til nintendo sued galoob prevent release nes cheating device , game genie ; legal battle followed. sega genesis version , sega allowed release , officially licensed it. nintendo long history liking mods. reddit loves nintendo much? common dislike mods? reddit mods surely worse game genies though.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen [ knew ] ( [URL] ) edit : seriously , [ knew ] ( [URL] ). jesus christ. anyone marketing stop say" hey , maybe guy lying back , mouth wide open , eyes closed. sort looks like getting facial. " i've never seen water ad person drinking missing mouth guy ad mouth.
til mid - 1990s , due stress acting promotion films , jean-claude van damme developed cocaine addiction. spent $ 10,00 week , snorted 10 grams per day 1996.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. homeowner without kids : umbrella f-ing cheap stupid it. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. insurance broker , advise keep car keys , fireworks , anything incendiary , kid lock key.
til : chinese philanthropist , run run shaw ( 1907-2014 ) gave $ 1 + / - billion fund education , aiding 600 construction projects. many buildings ( 500 +
til directing jurassic park , spielberg saw cgi t. rex , said stop motion animator phil tippett ," job ," tippett replied ," mean extinct? ". spielberg later incorporated dialogue here's example [ go motion ] ( [URL] ) rex tippet experimenting movie : [URL] decision use cgi. looked better expected. still made right call though. cgi jurassic park still realistic looking film despite 25 years old. groundbreaking 6 year old released blew mind mad dinosaurs ( jeff goldblum ) ever since.
til one two kellogg brothers obsessed preventing masturbation originally invented corn flakes reduce children.
til scrappy-doo , widely considered one hated characters fiction , appeared animated scooby-doo production since 1988 due audience backlash.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. til anti-vaxers trying save economy. .. surprising revelation look little johnny , city needs new library. can't afford let live. kids.
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity. " synthesized uric acid , sold $ 25,00 build house it. warlock mars , bitch" - william shatner charlie sheen roast. actual quote? watch roast charlie sheen. says something sorts. shatner amazing , really really funny.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death regret bone-itis
til bill skarsgard ( pennywise ) , alexander skarsgard ( tarzan legend tarzan ) gustaf skarsgard ( floki vikings ) sons stellan skarsgard ( erik selvig thor , good hunting
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold hoa's : even once. usually" hoa's : never again" , folks get wise previous home shopping. grew without hoas , grew family farm , surrounded ritzy subdivisions hoas , heard nothing horror stories them. got place , refused accept anything hoa. consider hoa neighborhoods purchasing. deal shitty neighbors occasion , price freedom. sounds like hoa guarantees least one shitty neighbour anyway.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. reminded ted talk one shooter's mother did. however , page crashing now. , reddit thread that? ted tedx? what's difference? tedx talks organized presented anyone , verification. occasionally leads misleading information / [ hilarity ] ( [URL] ).
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. went become one evil morally deprived corporations existence ..
til dave chappelle offered role bubba forrest gump turned thought movie would unsuccessful.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. barely remember password internet webpages. google ask want remember password wait see password entered right one. legitimately changed password twice one day i'm bad remembering them. i'm 63 character password ibetitsjustastringofwordssothatitseasytorememberorsomenonsense. nope. take phrase. > jack jill went hill , jack tripped jill. resulted lawsuit. becomes jajwuth 42ofjtbtbj98trial! #
til credit card" chip" technology ( aka emv ) rolled us almost 25 years old damn. they'll probably phase europe soon far know already begun talking that. sure replacing nfc. denmark new cards contact-less. use pin purchases 30 $. wow , that's surprisingly low. canada usually either $ 50 $ 100 depending place. things probably lot cheaper too.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind. space race byproduct developing icbms .. spacex merely clever front future top time post / r / prorevenge ..
til valentine's day japan , women give male co-workers chocolate. unpopular co-workers receive cheap giri-choko (" ultra-obligatory" chocolate ) others receive honmei-choko (" true feeling chocolate" ).
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. wish day kazakhstan , tajikistan , kyrgyzstan , uzbekistan , afghanistan , pakistan would merge form huge single country called stanistan. uruguay combines paraguay form .. guayuaguay. czech republic merges slovakia form czechoslovakia. hold , game work? north carolina south carolina merge form superalabama! north south dakota combine even nothing.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. nothing .. mormons baptize die! baptize people listed phone book. grandmother use baptize neighborhood kids / babies kitchen sink watching summer. catholic want babies going purgatory / hell.
til that" claw crane" games remotely set a" payout" limit , failure rate , essentially gambling" games" first place. fact , illegal canada except fairs.
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero. " fantastic four movie mistake" ~ stan lee * probably *
20 goals , lionel messi time top scorer conmebol world cup qualifiers , passing hernn crespo luis surez
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen brit 100 % sure think use word. ' spunk spunk ' used mean enthusiasm energy , typically referring quality person.
til wwii british spies posed fake charity groups hand special monopoly games allied prisoners war. games compasses , maps , real money , useful tools escaping.
til 1986 interview , jackie gleason said considered suing hanna-barbera flintstones copy honeymooners , passed lawyers cautioned ," want known guy yanked fred flintstone air? ".
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance army get promoted based fast run two miles. buddy mine great leadership capabilities got passed guy eats crayons run.
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters. work? wouldnt point overrun? compared many countries far less stray animals germany. apart cats , usually never know whether stray animals running around , never seen wild dog , escaped ones village that's thinking right now. sure * ever * seen stray dog germany.
til three four longest recorded sniper kills canadians
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league calling - bayern stumble group stages champions league get third , fall europa league , we'll make annual trip allianz round 32.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11.
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax soon known as" retail credit agency" following congressional testimony. < two weeks later > okay , calling ourselves" credit mcchecky clown penis" literally name left. let's hope nothing goes wrong time. could always washington redskins credit agency
til roman mile defined 1,00 paces. armies would leave mile markers every 1,00 steps marched ; result , well-fed armies marching fast pace marked longer miles.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " hear saying it. he's actually great actor. watch" cider house rules ," favourite ," quiet american. " he's british nicholas cage. wants actually try he's great , he's willing half-ass whatever nonsense want throw way , provided pay it.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes love song ice fire books like show. however watch episodes. picture ned differently , still sean beans voice read first book. thought ned looking lot younger sean bean. ned 35ish book. joffrey taller rob jon tyrion 1 black eye bron supposed like 23. also , moon door actual door floor.
til steve-o clown graduated ringling brothers barnum & bailey clown college
til medal honor recipient thomas baker asked left behind japanese counter attack saipan due wounded. asked 1 pistol 8 bullets. returning us army found corpse 8 dead japanese. asked bullets.
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged league ~ ~ light ~ ~ little 5.5 km. 20,00 would 110,00 km. earth measures 12,750 km across equator. go 20,00 leagues deep , would end 17.6 thousand leagues space. according wikipedia verne used paris league 4km , 80 00km total.
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league traditions broken. sunderland go , arsenal fail make top 4. leicester broke football spurs arsenal , too. wenger beating mourinho
til name hotmail chosen contains html , originally styled hotmail. 1996? ? til hotmail account since year zero. 13 year old really disappointed email address chose. could firstname.lastname instead whatever edgy name chose. friend recomended back two persons know initial + last name @hotmail
til : 76 % known serial killers 20th century united states.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. reminds kazakhstan girl shooting competition played borat spoof anthem. link : [URL]
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. many confused. answer homeowner's insurance likely umbrella coverage. insurance clearly covered acts caused residents household. result , victims could sue parents actually get damages. homeowners insurance include? yep , umbrella policy. one added mine. $ 1 million covers pretty much anything around $ 300 / year. whats funny teenager moves it'll drop $ 120 / year! homeowner without kids : umbrella f-ing cheap stupid it.
til ohio issues" scarlet letter plates" people given limited driving privileges convicted dui.
til daily planet , lois lane clark kent ( superman ) work owned bruce wayne ( batman )
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con
til cali cartel murdered many people dumped bodies cauca river local municipality eventually bankrupt cost recovering corpses conducting autopsies.
til peppers used tabasco sauce picked hand. pepper pickers compare color peppers small red stick ; colors match , peppers ripe used sauce production process.
arsenal becomes winning team fa cup 13 wins.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly want smile mean .. wanna talk , buddy? he's buddy , pal he's pal , friend. friend , guy.
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged jules verne treasury kid , illustrations always blew away. think they're woodcuts? [URL]
til uss johnston saluted japanese destroyer captain sinking , spending nearly 3 hours squaring 23 japanese ships , including 4 battleships , 8 cruisers 11 destroyers.
til - coca cola launched dasani water uk slogan ' bottled spunk ' & ' can't live without spunk ' ; oblivious uk spunks means semen.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. everyone wants solve overpopulation problem , want die. both. live kids , even stick 1 kid. that's china's trying achieve since 70s establishing one-child law. 2014 ( give take 2 years , bad memory ) changed 2 kids max. source : chinese
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. yeah , kids fine. teenagers hand .. i'm worried. two teenage girls calm collected think critically. however , 7 - year-old son showing signs think critically , care to. he's gonna expensive.
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til tank designed swiss military bug turning heater could cause main gun fire
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. say find job love , never work day life. little tougher happen love smoking drinking whiskey , done. forget swallowing raw eggs. would raw eggs make voice rough? raw eggs would line throat could gargling harsh sounds without damaging vocal chords hurting throat. it'd like thick milkshake attempting extreme metal vocals.
til ohio issues" scarlet letter plates" people given limited driving privileges convicted dui.
til columbus , ohio larger population cincinnati cleveland combined yet nfl , nba mlb teams. cleveland cincinnati 5
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels. ones prefer former quickly labeled rest turmoil as" kinksters"
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. oh , sorry , thought america gawl , sharon! love suddenly like season 8 randy became best character. favorite south park trivia trey parker dad named randy geologist ..
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. yeh , maybe. he's filthy rich bullies basically scumbag losers. yeh. nice think , there's good chance bullies also successful ( obviously comparison average person , elon ). they're sa likely still lives there. that's essentially failed lottery life 101.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. yeah , kids fine. teenagers hand ..
til name hotmail chosen contains html , originally styled hotmail. growing think html abbreviation hotmail , guess worked.
til 7 players tournament big 4 competed. stan one since 2010
til gary webb , reporter san jose mercury news first broke story cia involvement cocaine trade , found dead with" two gunshot wounds head. " death , 2004 , ruled cia bad news. whether dealing drugs , providing children pedophiles , assassinating foreign heads state , acts completely without moral compass.
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged jules verne treasury kid , illustrations always blew away. think they're woodcuts? [URL] much wood would woodcutter cut woodcutter woodcut wood?
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. everyone freaking : seal extinct.
til day crew battleship uss texas intentionally flooded torpedo tube order cause 2 degree list , giving main guns enough extra elevation boost range & hit target mainland. wwii-era russian tanks often said happiest tanks world? barely gun depression laughing_face [ meanwhile america ] ( [URL] ) ( i'm like 50 % sure go little lower )
til 2001 , united states ' military airdropped 2.4 million pop-tarts afghanistan us invasion.
til korean dmz accidentally created one world's well-preserved nature reserves
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. actually worked called alternative medicine. would called medicine. laughing loud , one good friends rant likes there's thing short cut giving directions. " faster easier route , ' way '"
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" things never change. ain't broke .. .. drinking fast enough. need faster , barry.
til snoop dogg directed porn , name porn snoop doggystyle. released , huge hit top selling release year 2002 avn awards.
til : jeff daniels got paid $ 50,00 role dumb dumber , jim carrey got paid $ 7mil.
til : physical attractiveness found important factor enjoying date whether would sleep propositioned. important intelligence personality
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til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes " * reason , parts play , like boromir ned stark , life online long afterwards. keep seeing - call - memes? " * - sean bean he's us. shit. we've discovered. everybody scatter! memes man? ! cops gonna find them! either flush ' em shove ' em ass , one , get sight! edit : f.. , i've never even watched rick morty. reference unintentional.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " particularly great reasons , taken together , become impossible refuse. wait minute , superman good though! ! f..! !! ?? superman iv however i've never heard this" superman iv" .. low budget movie terrible plot bad acting? / almost sarcasm try pretend idea never came like idea nicholas cage considered superman role. budget superman n64 believe remember grandparents buying [ game ] ( [URL] ) excited end week threw fucking trash
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. many confused. answer homeowner's insurance likely umbrella coverage. insurance clearly covered acts caused residents household. result , victims could sue parents actually get damages. homeowners insurance include? yep , umbrella policy. one added mine. $ 1 million covers pretty much anything around $ 300 / year. whats funny teenager moves it'll drop $ 120 / year! policies make litigation targets.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " they're realizing able transcend it. even beginning believe real chance within lifetimes. " " damn. sim 7422 reached awareness again. wipe start over. "
til henley called paramedics home november 21 , 1980 , 16 - year-old girl found naked claiming overdosed quaaludes cocaine. henley got away contributing delinquency minor charge $ 2,500 fine.
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero. rip. passed away yesterday. sad numerous levels. usually , one spouse passes far behind. that's usually spouses old. fallacy with" retire , die" . people usually retire they're top notch ..
til sandra bullock speaks fluent german , raised germany austria 12 years father worked you. s. army europe.
til cocaine alcohol nearly identical rates addiction
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" things never change. humanity never changed even one tiny bit. check ancient shitposting. [URL]
til steve jobs took acid , said" taking lsd profound experience , one important things life" would seem there's wide range experiences lsd. since often dark enough thoughts nightmares terrifying , i'd definitely rather risk it.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. liberty dies thunderous applause
til nazis cleared minefields chasing captured civilians across , detonating explosives. everything hear nazi folks leads believe the" baddies" .
til cali cartel murdered many people dumped bodies cauca river local municipality eventually bankrupt cost recovering corpses conducting autopsies.
til penn jillette penn teller painted finger nails red joke response mother telling get manicure people would looking hands , always keeps one finger nail painted red memory mother.
til three gorges dam china massive slowed rotation earth 60 nanoseconds nothing like 320 nanoseconds changed op's mom came world. actual photo [ born ] ( [URL] )
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. father 4 , 1 16 year old girl ; confirm kids best hit teens , blow half shared data plan 8 days think know every fucking thing. edit : data oh god feel pain brother. 17 19 wrote many time day hear" understand" i'd need nasas budget count all.
naked crackhead slaps houston cop , predictable results ensue. handled high level professionalism.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11.
til eleven cases blood alcohol content higher 1 % , poland holds five last one painful. every little tiny scratch scrape body soaked alcohol time. another note , may hold record cleanest person human history. hope fell asleep tub lay think get got progressively drunk. maybe thought she'd revolutionized alcohol consumption. didn't. i'll leave [ ] ( [URL] ) .. [ may seen informal version ] ( [URL] )
til shooting american f - 117 stealth attack aircraft 199 , serbian propaganda posters read" sorry , know invisible"
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero. " fantastic four movie mistake" ~ stan lee * probably *
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. til $ 14 million budget , major hollywood actors , major hollywood filmmaker , film company owned comcast , qualify independent filmmaking. edit. great. top comment snide remark. rip previous also think sp came gay cowboy idea. also recall pudding eating. guess know lingo then. eat poopoo
til single helmet air force's new f - 35 fighter costs $ 400,00
til : abercrombie & fitch used sell outdoor goods camping gear guns , main store shooting range.
til david hahn , 17 years old attempted build nuclear reactor backyard , one point emitting 100 times normal background radiation.
til greek god fertility , never ending boner sacrificial animal ass. name gave rise medical term priapism - - prolonged erection
til military san marino still active crossbow corps existed uninterrupted since 1295
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. mother 4 year old 1.5 year old two friends round house , there's enough wine world. send supplies.
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold hoa's : even once. usually" hoa's : never again" , folks get wise previous home shopping. grew without hoas , grew family farm , surrounded ritzy subdivisions hoas , heard nothing horror stories them. got place , refused accept anything hoa. consider hoa neighborhoods purchasing. deal shitty neighbors occasion , price freedom. sounds like hoa guarantees least one shitty neighbour anyway.
til actor martin sheen arrested total 66 times protesting acts civil disobedience - recently 2007 trespassing nevada nuclear test facility.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. worried purity drugs? visit nearest police station illegal drugs tested - free charge!
til mtv's" clone high" cartoon cancelled people india conducted massive hunger strike googling maxim article depicting gandhi , coming across cartoon , featured gandhi character.
til death steve irwin , speculated series revenge killings , least ten stingrays found dead mutilated coast queensland that's literally last thing would wanted ..
til roman mile defined 1,00 paces. armies would leave mile markers every 1,00 steps marched ; result , well-fed armies marching fast pace marked longer miles.
til singer peanut butter jelly time passed away eleven-hour standoff police even snoop dogg brother-in-law tried convince surrender. almost sounds like title r / subredditsimulator curious : [ subreddit simulator ] ( [URL] )
til thalidomide , infamous morning sickness drug caused severe birth defects , never approved use us single reviewer fda think tested enough , resisted industry pressure approve drug anyway.
til empire state building took little year construction complete ( 410 days twelve days ahead schedule ).
til three gorges dam china massive slowed rotation earth tl laughing_face r size dam slowed rotation earth , sheer volume water mass shifted dam.
til 3 banana companies overthrew government honduras.
til actor martin sheen arrested total 66 times protesting acts civil disobedience - recently 2007 trespassing nevada nuclear test facility. illusive man strikes
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. people right actually asking government take away more. " let spy. i've got nothing hide" * sigh *
til classic pc game" baldur's gate" developed , alongside engine , 18 months team 60 people never worked video game before. still one best rpg games ever made. recently re-released ' enhanced edition ' even enjoyable play now.
til average inmate alcatraz read 75-100 books per year.
almost half voters expect brexit talks conclude successfully , poll suggests
til : 76 % known serial killers 20th century united states. key word is" known" countries catch acknowledge serial killers. russia bragged usa serial killers. truth never coordinated police force tie crimes together.
til 1984 fbi declared key west police department criminal enterprise , several high-ranking officers arrested running protection racket cocaine smugglers.
til nikola tesla able integral calculus head , leading teachers believe cheating. integrate derive e ^ x head. understand joke sad_face e ^ x derived e ^ x , e ^ x integrated e ^ x lose 1 mark forgetting constant integration. int ( exp ( x ) ) = exp ( x ) + c
til since speak much english , first english speaking role , antonio banderas learn lines phonetically
til airedale terriers carried messages soldiers wwi dedicated duties. one named ' jack ' ran half mile enemy fire. made headquarters jaw broken one leg badly splintered died delivering message
til eleven cases blood alcohol content higher 1 % , poland holds five
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. there's message somewhere promoting someone higher responsibilities based past experience based qualifications. morale story get candidates interviews. want someone slept job either. morale story low. maybe get booze story , might raise morale.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. everyone wants solve overpopulation problem , want die. both. live kids , even stick 1 kid. that's china's trying achieve since 70s establishing one-child law. 2014 ( give take 2 years , bad memory ) changed 2 kids max. source : chinese
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand"
til abusing alcohol drugs better half life , iconic jazz singer billie holiday swindled earnings died 70 cents ( us $ 6 2016 dollars ) bank.
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film.
til drummer police composed spyro dragon soundtrack
.. service would not. scum ball company ( evidence former customer ) way support again. must nice. comcast monopoly entire city outside satellite providers. wanna spend 100 bucks cable internet? ok fine get any. get internet * * cable less $ 100? witchcraft this? signed , canadian comes like 110 believe , pay bill get paid ; that's basic cable mind internet caps like 4mb / dl want say? state sanctioned robbery. $ 110? ? month? ! even afford starbucks? ? point others far worse ( looking everyone world feasible access internet way shape form ). sound like entitled brat. seriously ,
til gunsmoke , longest running television series 20th century , cancelled abruptly cbs even bother tell cast crew. read trade publications next day.
til cocaine alcohol nearly identical rates addiction
til former newspaper editor sun , kelvin mackenzie , published story alleging elton john voiceboxes guard dogs removed. proven wrong reporter went round check dogs barked him.
til grizzly bears feared respected native americans hunting required company 4 10 warriors done preparation ceremoniality intertribal warfare. without firearms , fuckers unbelievably monstrous. arrows? spears? fuck. that. noise.
til aeschylus , ancient greek tragedian , supposedly prophesied die falling object , therefore stayed outdoors. killed eagle dropped tortoise , mistaking bald head rock.
til quetzalcoatl got drunk slept sister , quetzalpetlatl. upon waking next day , realized , stone box built , laid , set fire.
til despite immense wealth , john d. rockefeller always took train mansion downtown new york office every day. often harassed beggars passengers , refused travel bodyguards use private transportation.
til oprah born single mother , wore potato sacks clothes , molested family , gave birth stillborn child 14
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches wait cockroaches bite? ??
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. kind genius really evil - let people dissenters come , give secret police holiday. hope kind trick works though. mao 60 years ago. , , work once. means works per generation people , no?
til founding fathers officially stated treaty tripoli that" government united states america , sense , founded christian religion" .
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters.
til vietnam war 800 murders attempted murders superior officers enlisted soldiers investigated. term ' fragging ' coined due popular use fragmentation grenades commit murders.
til clippy unpopular time , part windows xp's marketing making people aware could disable him.
til the" demon core ' , 6.2 kg subcritical mass plutonium briefly went critical two separate experiments , killing two members manhattan project
til north korean spies stationed abroad receive training shop supermarkets , use credit cards visit clubs , amenities commonplace north korea.
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. wow amazing work dairy lobby dairy industry done impressive things years. food pyramid designed specifically encourage milk cheese consumption help struggling dairy farmers.
til marine col. henry pierson crowe served wwi , banana wars , wwii , korean war , silver star bronze star guadalcanal , telling men" never get purple heart hiding
til schrdinger believe possibility cat simultaneously dead alive. thought experiment meant criticize absurdity existing view quantum mechanics.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11.
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con
til double-blind study published nature showed experienced astrologers better determining people psychological traits based location stars birth someone randomly guessing them. need double blind study tell matters divination imagined fantasies.
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001.
til lexus april fool's day joke , introduced" variable load coupling rear orientation ( v-lcro )" seats , technology attaches driver seat velcro allow aggressive turns. joke .. .. hmm .. one farts gotta lift butt
.. british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old. feel like i'm taking crazy pills. op , coin showing front back. person verifying authenticity display front back plastic protective container? saw coin? like separating oreo cookie? oh , haha , no. held place [ plastic container called a" slab" ] ( [URL] ) coin collecting community. ok. i'm going od crazy pills here. slab holds coin. front ( heads ) separated back ( tails )? shown slab. two separate coins , sawn two? separated. fully intact coin. see side coin , literally turn slab around. wonder many pounds hooker cost 1200 years ago.
til name hotmail chosen contains html , originally styled hotmail. growing think html abbreviation hotmail , guess worked.
til cocaine alcohol nearly identical rates addiction
til african american men incarcerated you. s. total prison populations india , argentina , canada , lebanon , japan , germany , finland , israel england combined.
til soviet composer dmitri shostakovich obsessive regularly sent cards test well postal service working.
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con fucked fight someone off. even read article? three sentences. someone else assaulted stepped help.
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold best tools know , wheel barrow full love. cement mixer full hope , cement. " room electricity. much electricity. "" yeah , i'll take 75k please. " that's obscure one , since removed syndication.
til reindeer one mammals see uv light , allowing see lichen , polar bears snow , urine trails
til battle germantown , 177 , cease fire called due small terrier wandering battlefield.
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. , got hired 15 times. that's positive. find insulting get hired 15 times takes almost year 700 applications get part time job.
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. astounds story ," smithsonian expedition leave least two seals male female least give fighting chance beat extinction? " can't save species two individuals ; much inbreeding.
til mexicans highest average annual hours worked world
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold hoa's : even once. usually" hoa's : never again" , folks get wise previous home shopping. grew without hoas , grew family farm , surrounded ritzy subdivisions hoas , heard nothing horror stories them. got place , refused accept anything hoa. consider hoa neighborhoods purchasing. deal shitty neighbors occasion , price freedom. sounds like hoa guarantees least one shitty neighbour anyway.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. eel ok afterwards? wondering.
til steve jobs took acid , said" taking lsd profound experience , one important things life" whenever see posts lsd think ," huh , that's one things i'd like try lifetime" . remember idea would even go safely acquiring , even netherlands.
til colt 45 malt liquors former slogan was" works every time"
til 1959 , you. s. postal service successfully shipped mail using cruise missile , delivering cargo new jersey florida 22 minutes
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. uneducated , furthest category extinct still extinction spectrum , every animal fit spectrum. like category field mice? edit : thanks answers guys! i'm authority , humans listed as" least concern" . likely latter. really category beyond that. " excess" . people get ideas .. know people ideas .. worried someone might make sort .. [ modest proposal? ] ( [URL] )
til valentine's day japan , women give male co-workers chocolate. unpopular co-workers receive cheap giri-choko (" ultra-obligatory" chocolate ) others receive honmei-choko (" true feeling chocolate" ).
til postal code north pole h0h 0h0 reference santa
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. job's belief alternative medicine surprising. one point fruitarian believed fruitarians bo , bathe. iirc ashton kutcher tried replicate diet stop due development pancreatic issues.
til king ludwig mad built many weird impractical castles bavaria later inspired fairy tale castles walt disney parks.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. actually worked called alternative medicine. would called medicine. laughing loud , one good friends rant likes there's thing short cut giving directions. " faster easier route , ' way '"
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. hell * * can't remember solution tasks three years. barely remember password internet webpages. google ask want remember password wait see password entered right one. legitimately changed password twice one day i'm bad remembering them.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes method acting. helicopters middle earth. really got character. lot work die 1st movie trilogy. watch extended. watching brormir faramir actually act together amazing makes miss boromir instead despising trying take ring
til thalidomide , infamous morning sickness drug caused severe birth defects , never approved use us single reviewer fda think tested enough , resisted industry pressure approve drug anyway.
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity.
til battle spotsylvania general sedgwick , saw men ducking cover exclaimed" dodging like this? hit elephant distance. " last words shot killed right finished sentence
til gunsmoke , longest running television series 20th century , cancelled abruptly cbs even bother tell cast crew. read trade publications next day.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " hear saying it. he's actually great actor. watch" cider house rules ," favourite ," quiet american. " he's british nicholas cage. wants actually try he's great , he's willing half-ass whatever nonsense want throw way , provided pay it. oh , that's really unfair. he's adenoidal , one. watch older films , 1960s era onwards. harry palmer , alfie , man would king , etc. much better actor cage
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. til $ 14 million budget , major hollywood actors , major hollywood filmmaker , film company owned comcast , qualify independent filmmaking. edit. great. top comment snide remark. rip previous also think sp came gay cowboy idea. also recall pudding eating.
til simultaneous releases antz bug's life due jeffrey katzenberg denied position president disney , stealing idea start dreamworks.
til british supermarket chain iceland eu-wide trademark name , take legal action icelandic companies use it. icelandic government applied trademark invalidated , far without success.
til west germany fully decriminalised homosexual acts males 1994 criminal law needed reconciliation law east germany , decriminalised since 1968
til america's first female mayor elected 1887. group men nominated joke , 60 percent vote. much 2010 ' money? [ $ 24.80 ] ( [URL] ) somehow 24.80 seems insulting dollar. dollar clearly insult 24 bucks change calculated accurate representation feel did. town mayor fined 1 buck ( country's currency ). never got promotion that. thought funny teacher explained ammount show , important thing fined. promotes mayor laughing loud. given job , elected
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original.
til that" kiln" originally pronounced silent" n. " linguists believe written descriptions kilns reached people never heard ; assumed the" n" pronounced , mispronunciation took over.
til population czech republic traditionally irreligious long time. ever since 1600 ' , czech people described as" tolerant even indifferent towards religion" .
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. many confused. answer homeowner's insurance likely umbrella coverage. insurance clearly covered acts caused residents household. result , victims could sue parents actually get damages. homeowners insurance include? yep , umbrella policy. one added mine. $ 1 million covers pretty much anything around $ 300 / year. whats funny teenager moves it'll drop $ 120 / year!
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con really got role , good her! dunno , really catwoman play sexually-charged game basketball children watching? loop one , what's context? edit : oh god
til battle 1797 , british admiral horatio nelson badly wounded right arm. came surgeon said ," sooner better ," within half hour amputation returned command forces.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. dolphin without hands? dolphin penises prehensile. like tentacles. take moment think that. til i'm never swimming ocean again. i'm going go swimming ocean right ( )
til average inmate alcatraz read 75-100 books per year.
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. tortoise bit arse agreeing job isnt he? know. story , tortoise know rabbit slacked off? maybe legitimately believed faster. na seems case digging hole abit deep , probably bragging much afterwards , ended agree maintain bragging rights promoted good job promoted job can't fired. real problem companies.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. til anti-vaxers trying save economy. sacrificing children. people's children compromised immune systems. adults behind booster shots.
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. * 1905 , companies merged become nestl anglo-swiss condensed milk company , retaining name 1947. * good decision shorten nestl. dunno , think shortened anglo-swiss condensed milk company. roles tongue , know. anglo milk
til ellie kemper ( office , unbreakable kimmy schmidt , crazy blow job girl ) one wealthiest families state missouri granddaughter mildred lane kemper , namesake mildred lane kemper art
til name hotmail chosen contains html , originally styled hotmail.
til cocaine alcohol nearly identical rates addiction
til king george v england dragon tattoo arm
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. always wonder adult show came would liked it. love curb can't get seinfeld? ! i'm opposite , grew seinfeld still happily rewatch could never get curb. curb makes cringe hard , press stop walk away episode. still like show odd reason try watch cringing larry's inability understand social norms kills me.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance holy shit , exactly came say. nuke too? implications comment massively scary.
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. amazingly , every guns n roses band member appetite destruction still alive. motley too? like f..? none hold candle ozzy. he's actually donating body science dies figure lived drugs alcohol. prince darkness , whatever want. another ( formerly ) insanely alcohol addled" prince darkness" still alive form alice cooper. maybe consider possibility made deal devil
til nikola tesla able integral calculus head , leading teachers believe cheating. integrate derive e ^ x head. understand joke sad_face e ^ x derived e ^ x , e ^ x integrated e ^ x lose 1 mark forgetting constant integration. int ( exp ( x ) ) = exp ( x ) + c
til people red hair sensitive thermal pain , less sensitive electrically induced pain , require larger amounts anesthetics people without red hair due mutation melanocortin 1 receptor.
til original baby ruth candy company claimed bar named babe ruth could avoid paying royalties. later shut rival candy bar actually approved ruth use name grounds names similar.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. wish day kazakhstan , tajikistan , kyrgyzstan , uzbekistan , afghanistan , pakistan would merge form huge single country called stanistan. uruguay combines paraguay form .. guayuaguay. czech republic merges slovakia form czechoslovakia. hold , game work? north carolina south carolina merge form superalabama! north south dakota combine even nothing.
til name hotmail chosen contains html , originally styled hotmail. 1996? ? til hotmail account since year zero. 13 year old really disappointed email address chose. could firstname.lastname instead whatever edgy name chose. friend recomended back two persons know initial + last name @hotmail
til eunus , slave-magician joked stage planned overthrow roman rule become king sicily. led huge slave uprising , kept promises spare lives left tips.
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. say find job love , never work day life. little tougher happen love smoking drinking whiskey , done.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. " regret .. .. * boneitis *! "
til 1997 killer whale held great white shark upside 15 minutes , causing suffocate , ate liver.
til wilmer valderrama purchased vista cruiser used on" ' 70s show" $ 500 series ended. wonder many people figured name fes foreign exchange student name fes tho. i'm pretty sure never learnt name. mean , think eric , donna , hyde , kelso umm .. mila even knew.
til australian funnel web spiders accidentally toxic given fact venom appears fairly harmless many animals except primates primates native australia.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. remember pudding eating bm yesterday .. " .. pudding eating , going sue" said trey parker. probably heard took scene post. .. eat then? ?? cowboy ass
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. thing think weapons used. unsecured. edit : information , apparently straw purchased guns wrong. think" bowling columbine" info , bullying guns. shooters bought weapons themselves. take parents guns. got girl class buy weapons , underage time. ever legal action , result cooperation investigation charges filed her.
til : chinese philanthropist , run run shaw ( 1907-2014 ) gave $ 1 + / - billion fund education , aiding 600 construction projects. many buildings ( 500 +
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. yeh , maybe. he's filthy rich bullies basically scumbag losers. yeh. nice think , there's good chance bullies also successful ( obviously comparison average person , elon ). true. several bullies school pretty successful ( least i've heard ) best people i've known terrible things happen like getting cancer. karma real. success great form revenge nonetheless. well we're talking buddhism karma affect bullies ' reincarnation exist , impair current existence iirc
til writing staff futurama held 3 ph. d. , seven master's degrees , cumulatively 50 years harvard university. series writer patric m. verrone stated ," easily overeducated cartoon writers history"
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. think agree. show george. except one time kramer l. a. worst episodes. bad great like rest series. except somehow still way better finale.
til sitting bull touring buffalo bill's wild west show , impressed annie oakley's shooting abilities charmed character gave name" little sure shot" symbolically adopted daughter. sounds suspiciously like something a" wild west show" promoter would come with. welcome like 85 percent us history " greatest country world" . founded genocide slavery. yup , checks out. countries participated genocide. difficult name country history participated genocide one way another.
til name tyrone irish county tyrone
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen [ knew ] ( [URL] ) edit : seriously , [ knew ] ( [URL] ). jesus christ. anyone marketing stop say" hey , maybe guy lying back , mouth wide open , eyes closed. sort looks like getting facial. " i've never seen water ad person drinking missing mouth like [ women laughing salads ] ( [URL] ) stock photo thing.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. mother 4 year old 1.5 year old two friends round house , there's enough wine world. send supplies. kids , 1.5 year olds really friends? old enough age understand friendship?
til three gorges dam china massive slowed rotation earth
til donald duck loved scandinavian countries sweden make illegal vote political elections. 2005 norway 1/4 total population read donald duck magazine , and" donaldism" became thing. confirm. norwegian. tons comics. teenagers even adults read them. they're cutesy childish traditional disney stuff. fascinating decendents vikings donald duck magazine collectors.
til penn jillette said interview big part penn & teller's success longevity due never close friends
til : denver international airport , largest us , one half times size manhattan
til town florida named frostproof marketing plot claim town would never citrus frost. less two years founding frost killed citrus town. never thought i'd see til local place seeing i'm middle nowhere
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches wait cockroaches bite? ?? worry , sleeping inside mouth. inside ear since can't turn around inside ear canal , burrow deeper brain.
til gleek. saliva comes stream gland compressed tongue. sometimes referred as" cobra spitting" .
til peppers used tabasco sauce picked hand. pepper pickers compare color peppers small red stick ; colors match , peppers ripe used sauce production process.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. many confused. answer homeowner's insurance likely umbrella coverage. insurance clearly covered acts caused residents household. result , victims could sue parents actually get damages. homeowners insurance include? yep , umbrella policy. one added mine. $ 1 million covers pretty much anything around $ 300 / year. whats funny teenager moves it'll drop $ 120 / year! homeowner without kids : umbrella f-ing cheap stupid it.
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. there's message somewhere promoting someone higher responsibilities based past experience based qualifications. maybe important promote higher based actual ability rather qualification ( winning race )
til : today's average teenagers know vastly milky way galaxies professional astronomers 100 years ago.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. thought * fruit * would cure cancer. dads buddy swears ' cancer eats sugar ' diet slowly consumes .. sad_face
til : 76 % known serial killers 20th century united states. key word is" known" countries catch acknowledge serial killers. russia bragged usa serial killers. truth never coordinated police force tie crimes together. like iran saying homosexuals.
til reindeer one mammals see uv light , allowing see lichen , polar bears snow , urine trails people get cataract surgery eyes also report seeing you. v purple haze grocery story scanners you. v sources. see growing old bad haha edit * wow comment went crazy! i've read , we're capable seeing uv light lens protects blocks it. uv light damages vision , problem short-lived animals we're short-lived. lenses darkens time? get damaged uv? babies see world brightly aged people? sort of. uv light causes oxidization lens time causes yellow yes , cataracts. wear sunglasses even cloudy days. wear sunglasses night.
til george washington massive chain strung across hudson river order keep british sailing upriver. link weighed 100 + pounds.
til directing jurassic park , spielberg saw cgi t. rex , said stop motion animator phil tippett ," job ," tippett replied ," mean extinct? ". spielberg later incorporated dialogue " ahahahaha good one .. get set. " * tippett stop motions set. *
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. oh , sorry , thought america gawl , sharon! love suddenly like season 8 randy became best character. favorite south park trivia trey parker dad named randy geologist ..
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. .. realized like dogs alive 9/11 probably dead .. =[ dog born 199 happy_face dog still alive? isn't. probably dispose body. is. turning 18 june.
til roseanne barr hit car age 16 , hood ornament went brain skull. behavior changed radically institutionalized eight months utah state hospital , baby , gave adoption.
til washington state originally called columbia thought may confused district columbia rejected.
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero. rip. passed away yesterday. actually believe you. went checked .. fuck. r. i. p.
til nipplegate , janet jackson blacklisted viacom's properties , including vh1 / mtv / cbs / clear channel radio stations , uninvited grammys , lost acting gigs , statue mickey
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged well writer. best words. tremendous writer " sad" bigly
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " they're realizing able transcend it. even beginning believe real chance within lifetimes. " " damn. sim 7422 reached awareness again. wipe start over. "
til 1950 , myxoma virus ( type pox virus ) deliberately released rabbit population australia means population control , causing death 500 million rabbits
til california gold rush , distinct lack women san fransisco caused gay culture flourish. men would often pay for" female impersonators" prostitutes.
til : today's average teenagers know vastly milky way galaxies professional astronomers 100 years ago. reason average teenager seen naked people adult 100 years ago. 100 + years ago , naked people adults seen parents , siblings [ cousins ] ( [URL] )
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. everyone freaking : seal extinct. fact well listed as" least concern" - - furthest category from" extinct" . uneducated , furthest category extinct still extinction spectrum , every animal fit spectrum. like category field mice? edit : thanks answers guys!
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. job's belief alternative medicine surprising. one point fruitarian believed fruitarians bo , bathe. iirc ashton kutcher tried replicate diet stop due development pancreatic issues. according title gore til gets reposted every , his" pancreas levels high. " oh god , never want pancreas level 1!
til ryan gosling watching" rambo" took knives school threw children.
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league least qualified european competition we're capable winning .. enjoy maccabi tel aviv away cunts tel aviv lovely city really. let's hope they're miserable.
til mike myers loosely based dr. evil character former snl boss lorne micheals. dr. evil's phrase" throw frickin ' bone , people ," supposedly something michaels said many times script
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. way off. seinfeld young girl's strange , erotic journey milan minsk. necking schindler's list! least better english patient , hated film!
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches wait cockroaches bite? ?? worry , sleeping inside mouth. inside ear
til ferrari monaco since schumacher 2001!
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. remember pudding eating bm yesterday .. " .. pudding eating , going sue" said trey parker. probably heard took scene post. .. eat then? ??
til jordan peele's" get out" made $ 252.4 million worldwide box office , 55 times production budget $ 4.5 million.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. relaxed drank fifth vodka every day sorry fifth? american always wondered. google maybe people know too. edit : thanks everyone , know international standard alcohol volumes ever thought would. fifth gallon. 75 cl. context people use cl instead l ml? never really see uk , rest europe see instead millilitres volumes drinks lot , 33cl 50cl opposed 330ml 500ml
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance army get promoted based fast run two miles. buddy mine great leadership capabilities got passed guy eats crayons run.
til dave grohl know read sheet music writes music ear.
til term checkmate , according barnhart etymological dictionary , alteration persian phrase" shh mt" ( ) means , literally ," king helpless"
til singer peanut butter jelly time passed away eleven-hour standoff police even snoop dogg brother-in-law tried convince surrender.
til von trapp family , made famous sound music , lost fortune great depression , children's singing careers purely way earn livelihood.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance army get promoted based fast run two miles. buddy mine great leadership capabilities got passed guy eats crayons run.
til movie , - 571 , states americans responsible capturing first enigma machine. truth first enigma machine captured british , 7 months americans entered war.
til table beer served belgian schools 1980s. proposed re-introduce low alcohol beer ( < 1.5 % abv ) schools healthier alternative softdrinks.
til clippy unpopular time , part windows xp's marketing making people aware could disable him. always changed dog tricks .. wow feel old. also desktop sheep app?
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. 1. rent plane 2. bless rain clouds fly , turn local downfall holy water 3. secretly baptise everyone 4. ~ ~? ?? ~ ~ collect tithes 5. profit bless rain clouds aafricaa
til gleek. saliva comes stream gland compressed tongue. sometimes referred as" cobra spitting" .
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " he's like actor take every script he's given yet remains highly respected still offered great roles. nic cage started ( he's oscar winner ) destroyed career. nic cage already peaked con air face / off. cannot top performances matter are. also lord war
til aboriginal canadian version lacrosse , team consisted 100 100 men , played 1600ft 100ft long field lasted sunrise sundown two three days straight. symbolic alternative war.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. many confused. answer homeowner's insurance likely umbrella coverage. insurance clearly covered acts caused residents household. result , victims could sue parents actually get damages. homeowners insurance include? yep , umbrella policy. one added mine. $ 1 million covers pretty much anything around $ 300 / year. whats funny teenager moves it'll drop $ 120 / year! policies make litigation targets.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. way off. seinfeld young girl's strange , erotic journey milan minsk. necking schindler's list! least better english patient , hated film!
til opportunity rover still conducting scientific operations 13 years despite original mission lifetime 90 days
til : vicodin six times potent codeine , hence name vi ( roman numeran six ) - codin
til - edison died nikola tesla wrote negative obituary nyt - made fun hygiene work ethic
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us well , there's sodium dasani , could little salty.
til - edison died nikola tesla wrote negative obituary nyt - made fun hygiene work ethic
til many german pows captured allies ww2 horrified footage holocaust burned uniforms called germany surrender , even volunteered join fight axis.
til one ever seen echidna ejaculate. sir , seen enough sonic hedge hog fan art. google" [ first name ] hedgehog. " by" ," mean" dont. " first name extremely unusual , 4 living people know it. 3 father grandfather.
til washington state originally called columbia thought may confused district columbia rejected.
til 1984 mcdonalds offered free big macs , fries , coke gold silver bronze olympics. year soviet union boycotted us olympics therefore us got many medals expected became huge failure
til michael jackson would requested wine served diet coke cans flights , want kids see drinking alcohol. " there's accident like geico , thought burned like pepsi michael" - kanye west , wire , song car crash early career. voice generation , y'all. " generation's closest thing einstein. " * kanye west ," saint pablo" nobody loves kanye much kanye loves kanye. wish someone loved much kanye loves kanye
til astronaut sunita williams first person run marathon space , finishing 4 hours 24 minutes treadmill aboard international space station.
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til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. mean , angel , likes customers? business owners thrive them.
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. love milk find funny comment , milk positive comment , bottom thread. know reddit hated milk much.
til name hotmail chosen contains html , originally styled hotmail. feel super dumb never putting together. even joked lot html pronounced" hut mull. " close , never made connection. we're like 2 peas pod. like 2 bundle sticks. technical term faggot. thinking hotmale.com.
til clippy unpopular time , part windows xp's marketing making people aware could disable him. always changed dog tricks .. wow feel old. also desktop sheep app?
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us it? i've living whole life i've never heard anyone say it. unless say english accent mean , people often talk semen typical conversations , definitely is. probably differs region region. i'm southern california
til dogs laugh. make laugh-like sounds tickled playing , sounds positive effect puppies hearing them.
til toronto underground arcology , network underground tunnels possible live without needing venture outside
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " they're realizing able transcend it. even beginning believe real chance within lifetimes. " " damn. sim 7422 reached awareness again. wipe start over. "
til classic pc game" baldur's gate" developed , alongside engine , 18 months team 60 people never worked video game before. still one best rpg games ever made. recently re-released ' enhanced edition ' even enjoyable play now. still worth playing first time today? would date mechanics frustrating. i'm considering enhanced edition sequel maybe ..
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. * soup meal. soup sandwich - - that's meal!
til ancient greece second toe longer big toe considered standard beauty. condition , today known greek foot , depicted many famous statues , michelangelo's david statue liberty.
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. anyone care explain raw eggs whiskey changes person's voice? whiskey cigarettes work like charm. source : tom waits
lewandowski best topscorer poland history best top scorer .. eh? definitely worst top scorer. technically he's best worst top scorer he's best goal scorer , he's worst goal scorer. he's goal scorer
til double-blind study published nature showed experienced astrologers better determining people psychological traits based location stars birth someone randomly guessing them. need double blind study tell matters divination imagined fantasies.
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. til $ 14 million budget , major hollywood actors , major hollywood filmmaker , film company owned comcast , qualify independent filmmaking. edit. great. top comment snide remark. rip previous also think sp came gay cowboy idea. also recall pudding eating. guess know lingo then.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. south park something told watch whilst growing up. never really gave much time recently. always saw childish trash. blown away social commentary good show actually is.
til gary webb , reporter san jose mercury news first broke story cia involvement cocaine trade , found dead with" two gunshot wounds head. " death , 2004 , ruled kill 8 years story came out? impossible blow side face first gunshot taking another shot finish job.
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. went become one evil morally deprived corporations existence ..
til sandra bullock speaks fluent german , raised germany austria 12 years father worked you. s. army europe.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis.
til north korean spies stationed abroad receive training shop supermarkets , use credit cards visit clubs , amenities commonplace north korea.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. reminded ted talk one shooter's mother did. however , page crashing now. , reddit thread that? ted tedx? what's difference? ted the" real deal. " tedx brand people use notable quality control issues gets speak.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death
til gary webb , reporter san jose mercury news first broke story cia involvement cocaine trade , found dead with" two gunshot wounds head. " death , 2004 , ruled considering ended aids likely came blood transfusion , idk look either fek looks like poorly executed attempt cover fact got aids extra-conjugal homosexual intercourse. done past , fact distinct possibility. vagina aids , gay aids almost impossible man contract hiv vaginal intercourse.
til actors played brother sister on" dexter" began dating , fell love , got engaged , got married , got divorced , continuing play brother sister tv. also entertain storyline thought interested ( adopted ) brother romantically. think post divorce , must've weird tbh , weird case. uncomfortable unnecessary plotline. plotlines dexter? season 4 show trash gawd season 4 awesome.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. "
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. kind genius really evil - let people dissenters come , give secret police holiday. hope kind trick works though. mao 60 years ago. , , work once. means works per generation people , no? study history doomed repeat - micheal scott
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league
til last words serial killer peter krten were" tell .. head chopped , still able hear , least moment , sound blood gushing stump neck? would pleasure end pleasures. " hear sound blood gushing stump neck , would ejaculate? r / nocontext r / evenwithcontext finally proper use. ejaculate?
til credit card" chip" technology ( aka emv ) rolled us almost 25 years old yeah , went england years ago , everyone chips. one kid market register thought card super advanced american chip. america behind lots stuff .. windows capability 500 years ago example. [ look this. ] ( [URL] ) wait wait wait .. thought everyone uses windows like that. americans don't?
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. aka american dream. boris politics anyway? true rock star story. thing missing mick jagger couple hookers.
til pepsi's progressive president 1940s led marketing campaign put african americans positive light , cornering untapped market taking advantage coca-cola's hesitance hire black workers.
til death steve irwin , speculated series revenge killings , least ten stingrays found dead mutilated coast queensland
til last words serial killer peter krten were" tell .. head chopped , still able hear , least moment , sound blood gushing stump neck? would pleasure end pleasures. " hear sound blood gushing stump neck , would ejaculate? r / nocontext r / evenwithcontext finally proper use. ejaculate?
til woman jumped 86th floor empire state building , blown back onto ledge 85th floor gust wind.
til name" canola oil" coined marketing reasons avoid using word" rape" , in" rapeseed oil" , product's name.
til report found , every $ 1 invested us national park service , american public receives $ 4 economic value.
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero. rip. passed away yesterday.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels.
til darth vader father luke skywalker real name anakin skywalker
til yreka , california , bakery operated 100 years called yreka bakery , formed palindrome. business closed gallery opened spot , named yrella gallery would also form palindrome. state motto california [ eureka! ] ( [URL] ) worth noting , yreka pronounced. wy-ree-kah.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen [ knew ] ( [URL] ) edit : seriously , [ knew ] ( [URL] ). jesus christ. anyone marketing stop say" hey , maybe guy lying back , mouth wide open , eyes closed. sort looks like getting facial. " i've never seen water ad person drinking missing mouth guy ad mouth.
til king ludwig mad built many weird impractical castles bavaria later inspired fairy tale castles walt disney parks.
til : 76 % known serial killers 20th century united states. key word is" known" countries catch acknowledge serial killers. russia bragged usa serial killers. truth never coordinated police force tie crimes together.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. til $ 14 million budget , major hollywood actors , major hollywood filmmaker , film company owned comcast , qualify independent filmmaking. edit. great. top comment snide remark. rip previous also think sp came gay cowboy idea. also recall pudding eating. guess know lingo then.
til term checkmate , according barnhart etymological dictionary , alteration persian phrase" shh mt" ( ) means , literally ," king helpless"
til double-blind study published nature showed experienced astrologers better determining people psychological traits based location stars birth someone randomly guessing them.
til 1950 ' , marines accidentally ordered hundreds crates tootsie rolls instead mortar rounds.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. actual source wiki link book ' silk roads ' peter frankopan. ever read" years rice salt" kim stanley robinson? fiction , would've happened black death killed 90 % europe instead 50 %. good read.
til height pokmon go , number players tried sneaking highly classified military explosives plant virginia charizard reportedly located inside arsenal.
til vietnam war known vietnam american war
til eleven cases blood alcohol content higher 1 % , poland holds five last one painful. every little tiny scratch scrape body soaked alcohol time. another note , may hold record cleanest person human history. hope fell asleep tub lay think get got progressively drunk. maybe thought she'd revolutionized alcohol consumption. didn't. i'll leave [ ] ( [URL] ) .. [ may seen informal version ] ( [URL] )
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. actually makes lot meaningful. hare nap job everyone would die anyways? guess story pointlessness achievement face unavoidable death?
til founder scientology , l. ron hubbard , commanded submarine wwii. performance was" substandard ," almost started war mexico ordering crew fire coronado islands.
til nikola tesla able integral calculus head , leading teachers believe cheating.
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. child , john markle , murdered entire family killing investigated fraud.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " surreal would see ai inside simulation begin talk simulation?
til gary webb , reporter san jose mercury news first broke story cia involvement cocaine trade , found dead with" two gunshot wounds head. " death , 2004 , ruled considering ended aids likely came blood transfusion , idk look either fek looks like poorly executed attempt cover fact got aids extra-conjugal homosexual intercourse. done past , fact distinct possibility. vagina aids , gay aids almost impossible man contract hiv vaginal intercourse.
til harlan ellison wrote hugo award winning short story" mouth , must scream" single night. made changes first draft.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. * soup meal. soup sandwich - - that's meal! , fucking not. anything , white person meal. mexico actually consider meals events spend time families , something eat breakroom white company work
til daily planet , lois lane clark kent ( superman ) work owned bruce wayne ( batman )
til genghis khan tengrist , religiously tolerant interested learning philosophical moral lessons religions. consulted buddhist monks , muslims , christian missionaries , taoist monk qiu chuji. discriminate , would wipe entire populations regardless religious affiliation. progressive funny many modern world history texts starting think way. many ways , mongol empire ushered modernity , including fostering global trade. infuriating. empathy absolutely required properly understand history , modern historians routinely demonstrate lack empathy genghis khan's victims. seen nothing , 100 years speak great hitler was.
til 1983 , caddies masters tournament black. due clubs tradition.
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged league ~ ~ light ~ ~ little 5.5 km. 20,00 would 110,00 km. earth measures 12,750 km across equator. go 20,00 leagues deep , would end 17.6 thousand leagues space. according wikipedia verne used paris league 4km , 80 00km total.
til actor martin sheen arrested total 66 times protesting acts civil disobedience - recently 2007 trespassing nevada nuclear test facility. illusive man strikes martin sheen great pick character.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. reminded ted talk one shooter's mother did. however , page crashing now. , reddit thread that? ted tedx? what's difference? ted the" real deal. " tedx brand people use notable quality control issues gets speak.
til first simpsons treehouse horror , marge warns parents content episode advising put children bed. warning put sincere effort warn young viewers , producers felt somewhat scary.
til people used think kidneys governed one's conscience , several bible verses say god inspects kidneys dead. jewish tradition holds one kidney counsels good , evil.
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death die beating grizzly fistfight still considered a" fist fight" bear fists? think hand paw combat fits better. edit : get brawl ninja turtle animal cruelty assault?
til 1979 film china syndrome , coverup nuclear plant , released , denounced ' character assassination entire industry '. 12 days later , three mile island nuclear accident occurred.
til kyoto , former capital japan , means" capital city" tokyo means" eastern capital"
til last words serial killer peter krten were" tell .. head chopped , still able hear , least moment , sound blood gushing stump neck? would pleasure end pleasures. " hear sound blood gushing stump neck , would ejaculate? r / nocontext r / evenwithcontext finally proper use. ejaculate?
til death steve irwin , speculated series revenge killings , least ten stingrays found dead mutilated coast queensland strangest case misplaced rage i've ever seen.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes " * reason , parts play , like boromir ned stark , life online long afterwards. keep seeing - call - memes? " * - sean bean he's us. shit. we've discovered. everybody scatter! memes man? ! cops gonna find them!
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity. " synthesized uric acid , sold $ 25,00 build house it. warlock mars , bitch" - william shatner charlie sheen roast. actual quote? watch roast charlie sheen. says something sorts. shatner amazing , really really funny. also kind dick , accounts
til henry ford invent assembly line. invented ransom e. olds ( oldsmobile ).
til general napier asked respect indian custom burning widows husband's funeral pyre , replied english custom hang murderers.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. remember pudding eating bm yesterday .. " .. pudding eating , going sue" said trey parker. probably heard took scene post. .. eat then? ?? cowboy ass
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging fishwife hanged murdering illegitimate infant shortly birth. long long ago , especially evidenced roman empire , infanticide often even considered crime baby six months old. guess lived wrong era. [URL] that's incredibly heartbreaking know.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" things never change.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen well , there's sodium dasani , could little salty. there's probably semen protein water drink it! got electrolytes.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. australia may hundreds unique species poisonous everything , americas mighty raccoon. hail mighty trash panda! ahh , bin chicken! [URL]
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. hahaha. that's cockroach's theme , though. mexican hat dance , also known el jarabe tapato. know tapatio sauce makes military breakfasts bearable. shitty powdered eggs grey ( reason ) cardboard bacon? liberal application tapatio mix together make okay skillet. tapatio , iirc , means" guadalajara" get wrong , also great basic sauce slather shit needs sauce get through. yep , means guadalajara think seen sauce mention. pretty good spice things up. although valentina best. el yucateco ya wimp
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes method acting. helicopters middle earth. really got character. lot work die 1st movie trilogy. watch extended. watching brormir faramir actually act together amazing makes miss boromir instead despising trying take ring
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " except one suggested civilian able guns. middle ground britain old american west. edit : sith deals absolutes ; c
antonio conte would 4th italian manager win premier league. never english manager.
til american captives vietnam war would authenticate new prisoner's american identity tapping first five notes of" shave haircut" , cell wall , waiting appropriate response
til ellie kemper ( office , unbreakable kimmy schmidt , crazy blow job girl ) one wealthiest families state missouri granddaughter mildred lane kemper , namesake mildred lane kemper art
til soldiers you. s. military psychological warfare department ( psyops ) used loudspeakers tempt enemy fighters afghanistan battles win calling , lady men cowardly dogs.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind. space race byproduct developing icbms .. spacex merely clever front future top time post / r / prorevenge .. " bully school? i'll strand mars prison" .
til name hotmail chosen contains html , originally styled hotmail. 1996? ? til hotmail account since year zero. 13 year old really disappointed email address chose. could firstname.lastname instead whatever edgy name chose. friend recomended back two persons know initial + last name @hotmail
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. " regret .. .. * boneitis *! "
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. job's belief alternative medicine surprising. one point fruitarian believed fruitarians bo , bathe. iirc ashton kutcher tried replicate diet stop due development pancreatic issues. according title gore til gets reposted every , his" pancreas levels high. " oh god , never want pancreas level 1!
til north korean spies stationed abroad receive training shop supermarkets , use credit cards visit clubs , amenities commonplace north korea.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. think got idea movie? ? 93.6 % hollywood films inspired eric cartman. study done yale , can't seem find link however .. " um .. okay , : adam sandler like love girl. turns girl actually golden retriever something. " that's plot always sunny episode , except rickety cricket instead adam sandler. hilarious episode way. i'm massive always sunny fan thought episode bit weak.
til david letterman created scholarship average" c student ," recognizing marks , extraordinary amazing ways.
til 1979 film china syndrome , coverup nuclear plant , released , denounced ' character assassination entire industry '. 12 days later , three mile island nuclear accident occurred.
til dogs laugh. make laugh-like sounds tickled playing , sounds positive effect puppies hearing them. i've never wanted hear something badly. [ go. ] ( [URL] ) laughing loud f.. cute tho think [ ] ( [URL] ) real example. sounds kind like rhythmic panting.
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con person attacked another congoer , adrianne stepped up. congoer? one congo? think related con. specifically congo-con person cosplaying amy. congogoer
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. [ removed ]
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels. ones prefer former quickly labeled rest turmoil as" kinksters" sometimes can't fight eeling.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. * soup meal. soup sandwich - - that's meal! maybe crushed crackers soup
til terry kath band chigaco's last words were" worry .. look , clip even it" - putting pistol temple pulling trigger. that's always check chamber. also aim guns head pull trigger.
til enough water lake superior flood entire landmasses north south america depth 1 foot. contains 3 quadrillion gallons fresh water. leave response comments able see across great lakes. [URL] lake michigan grand , mi
til military san marino still active crossbow corps existed uninterrupted since 1295
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero. rip. passed away yesterday. actually believe you. went checked .. fuck. r. i. p.
til agnes milowka , renowned cave diver filmed stunts movie sanctum. long filming scene movie extra air tank left behind order squeeze tight cave passage , died exact thing real
til recordings existed alexander graham bell's voice wax cardboard disc discovered 2013. hear bell say scottish-tinged accent" hear voice. .. . alexander. . graham. . bell"
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes method acting. helicopters middle earth.
til george foreman originally paid 40 % profits endorsing george foreman grill. peak grill's sales , making 4.5 million dollars month.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. also think sp came gay cowboy idea. also recall pudding eating. guess know lingo then. eat poopoo want dis sickness uganda uninitiated : [URL]
til credit card" chip" technology ( aka emv ) rolled us almost 25 years old
til african american men incarcerated you. s. total prison populations india , argentina , canada , lebanon , japan , germany , finland , israel england combined.
til 80s hair band winger trace massive mid - 90s downfall popularity mocked relentlessly on" beavis butt-head" subsequent mike judge projects
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league calling - bayern stumble group stages champions league get third , fall europa league , we'll make annual trip allianz round 32. oh fuckoff guys again. [URL] replace" rudy gay" with" bayern" .
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" really fucking picture , ops fault come reddit find advert. want bars wall [ think it? ] ( [URL] ) im trouble locating large breasted woman.
til abusing alcohol drugs better half life , iconic jazz singer billie holiday swindled earnings died 70 cents ( us $ 6 2016 dollars ) bank.
til double-blind study published nature showed experienced astrologers better determining people psychological traits based location stars birth someone randomly guessing them. need double blind study tell matters divination imagined fantasies.
til nirvana's cover david bowie's" man sold world" 1993 mtv unplugged album revitalized people's interest bowie also leading younger listeners think covering nirvana , much annoyance.
til ravens observed calling wolves site dead animals open carcass leave scraps accessible them.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " well sounds like slavery steps.
til kangaroos fart burp. instead , methane converted acetate , used generate energy
til - edison died nikola tesla wrote negative obituary nyt - made fun hygiene work ethic get wrong , think nikola tesla great scientist. specific reason everyone internet seems love tesla much?
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence.
til nikola tesla able integral calculus head , leading teachers believe cheating. integrate derive e ^ x head. understand joke sad_face e ^ x derived e ^ x , e ^ x integrated e ^ x lose 1 mark forgetting constant integration. int ( exp ( x ) ) = exp ( x ) + c
til classic pc game" baldur's gate" developed , alongside engine , 18 months team 60 people never worked video game before. masterpiece game. graphics detailed time period. storyline engrossing. tell put lots research hard work making game. set standard type rpg's awhile. rereleased baldur gate updated graphics would spend much money.
til japanese kamikaze pilots allowed return find suitable target. one pilot shot ninth return. wonder ever change mind made break it. much place make break for. americans / british would certainly shoot attempted land somewhere. guess could bail , know given chutes. that's true ditched swam around would've picked up. shot like buffalo. course , i'd assume they'd taken prisoner practical defenders. easy ditch without parachute though? chutes , hard all.
til 4 us states completely banned billboards til 4 states banned them. taking rest guys long? we're resource-rich tourist destinations
til actors played brother sister on" dexter" began dating , fell love , got engaged , got married , got divorced , continuing play brother sister tv. also entertain storyline thought interested ( adopted ) brother romantically. think post divorce , must've weird tbh , weird case. uncomfortable unnecessary plotline. plotlines dexter? season 4 show trash gawd season 4 awesome.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. [ chart elon's life ] ( [URL] ) fucking hell i'm useless. dad gave 28,00 dollars bet could come something
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. wish day kazakhstan , tajikistan , kyrgyzstan , uzbekistan , afghanistan , pakistan would merge form huge single country called stanistan. uruguay combines paraguay form .. guayuaguay. czech republic merges slovakia form czechoslovakia. hold , game work? north carolina south carolina merge form superalabama! north south dakota combine even nothing.
til sources say kim il-sung , founder north korea , could actually impostor , might stolen name resistance leader died
til three gorges dam china massive slowed rotation earth
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging fishwife hanged murdering illegitimate infant shortly birth. well blame then. gave birth ungodly human / fish chimera would expect do? kill get's big. mean , makes sense me.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. wonder got pizza know gorbachev got pizza hut wow .. [URL] pizza hut gorbachev tv spot commercial : 60 international version"
til almost albums , lenny kravitz sang songs , everything else : played guitar , bass , drums , percussions produced himself.
til 2012 interview thewrap , morgan freeman explained religious views follows :" hard question said start , think invented god. believe god , , think i'm god. "
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. one brightest species earth , yet keep small fish tanks :-/ also cut tiny pieces still alive dip sauce. mm. i'm hungry. why? want cook first [URL] faint heart ..
til 3 banana companies overthrew government honduras.
til dextromethorphan ( aka robitussin ) dissociative drug , works acting brain raise threshold thinks needs cough.
til double-blind study published nature showed experienced astrologers better determining people psychological traits based location stars birth someone randomly guessing them. need double blind study tell matters divination imagined fantasies. taurus.
til hunkerin ' , fad 1950s america people would rest squatting position hours time even hold hunkerin ' competitions
til chrysler built 55 turbine-powered cars 1963-1964. could run fuel could burn oxygen , including perfume tequila , produced 130 horsepower. nine still exist.
til 27 ad wooden amphitheater collapsed ancient town fidenae resulted death 200-500 spectators. roman senate responded raising building standards banishing creator theater , atilius.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. kind genius really evil - let people dissenters come , give secret police holiday. hope kind trick works though. mao 60 years ago. , , work once. means works per generation people , no? study history doomed repeat - micheal scott
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance holy shit , exactly came say. nuke too? implications comment massively scary.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes " * reason , parts play , like boromir ned stark , life online long afterwards. keep seeing - call - memes? " * - sean bean he's us.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material.
til carrie fisher got copy star wars holiday special george lucas ( exchange recording dvd commentary star wars ) showed parties ' mainly end night want people leave. '
til david hahn , 17 years old attempted build nuclear reactor backyard , one point emitting 100 times normal background radiation.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen brit 100 % sure think use word. ' spunk spunk ' spunky! ! excited , energetic , etc. " full spunk" means" full energy" although even you. s. undertones.
til tourism sector boomed , kazakhstan's foreign minister thanked sacha baron cohen 2012 release borat country saw 10x increase issued visas.
til carrots actually help people see dark. myth propaganda used royal air force explain pilots improved success night air battles , actually used disguise advances radar technology.
til agnes milowka , renowned cave diver filmed stunts movie sanctum. long filming scene movie extra air tank left behind order squeeze tight cave passage , died exact thing real
til - edison died nikola tesla wrote negative obituary nyt - made fun hygiene work ethic almost amazing people aware tesla-edison history. edit : documentaries besides comic oatmeal posted. jesus people , comment something original. sadly can't clam know much , know edison fucked tesla general shit lots great documentaries show life depth. like prestige? yep. sad people know tesla inventing teleportation.
til big bird's" imaginary" friend , snuffleupagus , outed real adults series ( 17 seasons ) due string high-profile news stories sexual abuse children.
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax ha , sallie mae thing reason. think know , navient. * ahem * xfiniti cough * spectrum * cough yeah really suck cox. spectrum , pay $ 55 / mo 250/25 bandwidth caps. pretty much everyone talk worse speeds higher price.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. actual source wiki link book ' silk roads ' peter frankopan. ever read" years rice salt" kim stanley robinson? fiction , would've happened black death killed 90 % europe instead 50 %. good read.
til cassowary's reputation disemboweling killing humans result local folklore. one recorded case fatal attack 89 years ago.
til 3 banana companies overthrew government honduras.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families.
til genghis khan tengrist , religiously tolerant interested learning philosophical moral lessons religions. consulted buddhist monks , muslims , christian missionaries , taoist monk qiu chuji.
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold even huge fan simpsons , would taken money. fun look unrealistic cartoon everybody everything yellow pink ridiculous looking. real life , much. also , moving middle nowhere nevada? thanks , 75 grand please. like 15 minutes strip las vegas. exactly middle nowhere. like las vegas , got nice desert look at. dunno really know place buy house like 75k
til wil wheaton suffers generalized anxiety disorder chronic depression. supports mental health nonprofit organizations raising awareness conditions.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. actually worked called alternative medicine. would called medicine. laughing loud , one good friends rant likes there's thing short cut giving directions. " faster easier route , ' way '"
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance army get promoted based fast run two miles. buddy mine great leadership capabilities got passed guy eats crayons run.
til ian anderson , frontman rock band jethro tull , adopted flute realized would never be" good eric clapton" electric guitar.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. job's belief alternative medicine surprising. one point fruitarian believed fruitarians bo , bathe. iirc ashton kutcher tried replicate diet stop due development pancreatic issues. according title gore til gets reposted every , his" pancreas levels high. " oh god , never want pancreas level 1!
til harvey milk ongoing sexual relationship mentally disturbed 16 - year old boy
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes method acting. helicopters middle earth. really got character. lot work die 1st movie trilogy. people love kill sean bean .. like , thing.
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time * know of. yea , like half animals ocean specific breeding grounds. right , necessarily mean they're capable communicating location distance breeding grounds members species - something ants , bees , ravens humans do. dolphins? whales matter.
til : 76 % known serial killers 20th century united states. key word is" known" countries catch acknowledge serial killers. russia bragged usa serial killers. truth never coordinated police force tie crimes together. like iran saying homosexuals.
til that" video killed radio star" best selling record australia 27 years.
til nazis cleared minefields chasing captured civilians across , detonating explosives.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. many confused. answer homeowner's insurance likely umbrella coverage. insurance clearly covered acts caused residents household. result , victims could sue parents actually get damages. homeowners insurance include? yep , umbrella policy. one added mine. $ 1 million covers pretty much anything around $ 300 / year. whats funny teenager moves it'll drop $ 120 / year! homeowner without kids : umbrella f-ing cheap stupid it. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never.
til william bradford , governor plymouth colony , year old father died sent live grandfather , died two years later sent live mother , died one year later.
til name hotmail chosen contains html , originally styled hotmail. feel super dumb never putting together. even joked lot html pronounced" hut mull. " close , never made connection. we're like 2 peas pod. like 2 bundle sticks. technical term faggot. thinking hotmale.com.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. think got idea movie? ? 93.6 % hollywood films inspired eric cartman. study done yale , can't seem find link however .. eat pudding movie?
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. milk tried daughter's school absolutely packed sugar. almost sweet ice cream. low fat. would better full fat sugar. americans add sugar regular milk? know already fairly high sugar
til : today's average teenagers know vastly milky way galaxies professional astronomers 100 years ago. reason average teenager seen naked people adult 100 years ago. 100 + years ago , naked people adults seen parents , siblings [ cousins ] ( [URL] )
til great famine ireland caused many deaths , ireland's population still recovered ( even 150 years )
til astronaut sunita williams first person run marathon space , finishing 4 hours 24 minutes treadmill aboard international space station.
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til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. forget swallowing raw eggs. would raw eggs make voice rough? shells hard tissue mean that's one creative way contract salmonella odds getting salmonella way astronomically low almost silly even mention it.
til toronto underground arcology , network underground tunnels possible live without needing venture outside
til greek mythology zeus thought earth overpopulated trojan war instigated depopulate earth.
til that" kiln" originally pronounced silent" n. " linguists believe written descriptions kilns reached people never heard ; assumed the" n" pronounced , mispronunciation took over.
til quentin tarantino dropped high school age 14 got job usher porn theater lying age. .
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen remember bombing time admitted tap water. us readers , tap water uk really good cheap , idea even filtered tap water 100 times price crass. us tap water really good cheap , too. wherever , gallon jugs generic distilled filtered water also relatively cheap. bottled water crass , reason bought marketing. know ' us. ' texas , tap water awful. worked las vegas , tap water fucking awful too.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. 1. rent plane 2. bless rain clouds fly , turn local downfall holy water 3. secretly baptise everyone 4. ~ ~? ?? ~ ~ collect tithes 5. profit get priests sanctify local water supply acround world. baptise everyone every time shower. nope , priests bless 1 birdbath full water time source : holly bibble
til average , genetic similarity two humans 99.9 %. 2 3 times genetic diversity within wild chimpanzee population , entire human gene pool.
til classic pc game" baldur's gate" developed , alongside engine , 18 months team 60 people never worked video game before.
til dave grohl know read sheet music writes music ear.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging fishwife hanged murdering illegitimate infant shortly birth. long long ago , especially evidenced roman empire , infanticide often even considered crime baby six months old. guess lived wrong era. [URL] that's incredibly heartbreaking know.
til : approximately 10,00 attended funeral hawaiian musician , israel kamakawiwoole.
til america's first female mayor elected 1887. group men nominated joke , 60 percent vote. 4chan 1887?
.. cocaine addiction hidden family eight years. claims kept addiction well-hidden eventually ," .. books [ started ] show while. ' misery ' book cocaine. annie wilkes cocaine. number-one fan. take adderall every day reason , reason relationships feel * stronger * well. couple days , adderall makes antisocial point want tell everyone know fuck take even adderall smoke bongs day alone. adderall weed nice , end smoking soo much i'm adderall. want try adderall stuff listen people. adderall type drug meth , quite strong. easy become addicted hard body leads insomnia rough" come down" high.
til matthew mcconaughey replaced owen wilson ' tropic thunder ' wilson's battle depression attempt suicide overdosing slitting wrists imagine last movie ever made & dupree. apparently that's exactly imagining , almost became self-fulfilling. makes * * * * depressed. owen wilson much better that. really think he's great actor .. everyone reddit seems think though
til reindeer one mammals see uv light , allowing see lichen , polar bears snow , urine trails people get cataract surgery eyes also report seeing you. v purple haze grocery story scanners you. v sources. see growing old bad haha edit * wow comment went crazy! i've read , we're capable seeing uv light lens protects blocks it. uv light damages vision , problem short-lived animals we're short-lived. lenses darkens time? get damaged uv? babies see world brightly aged people? sort of. uv light causes oxidization lens time causes yellow yes , cataracts. wear sunglasses even cloudy days. wear sunglasses night.
til clippy unpopular time , part windows xp's marketing making people aware could disable him. always changed dog tricks .. wow feel old. also desktop sheep app?
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. everyone wants solve overpopulation problem , want die. both. live kids , even stick 1 kid. 2 kids ( per woman ) still causes population decrease every person able children. [URL]
til aztecs made swords embedded prismatic obsidian blades far sharper even high quality present day steel razor blades.
til reindeer one mammals see uv light , allowing see lichen , polar bears snow , urine trails people get cataract surgery eyes also report seeing you. v purple haze grocery story scanners you. v sources. see growing old bad haha edit * wow comment went crazy! i've read , we're capable seeing uv light lens protects blocks it. uv light damages vision , problem short-lived animals we're short-lived. lenses darkens time? get damaged uv? babies see world brightly aged people? sort of. uv light causes oxidization lens time causes yellow yes , cataracts. wear sunglasses even cloudy days. wear sunglasses night.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance holy shit , exactly came say. nuke too? implications comment massively scary. mean , many people would willingly stay sub deep underwater cramp / pressurized tube breathing recycled air.
til michael jackson would requested wine served diet coke cans flights , want kids see drinking alcohol. " there's accident like geico , thought burned like pepsi michael" - kanye west , wire , song car crash early career. voice generation , y'all. " generation's closest thing einstein. " * kanye west ," saint pablo" nobody loves kanye much kanye loves kanye. wish someone loved much kanye loves kanye
til marine col. henry pierson crowe served wwi , banana wars , wwii , korean war , silver star bronze star guadalcanal , telling men" never get purple heart hiding
til genghis khan tengrist , religiously tolerant interested learning philosophical moral lessons religions. consulted buddhist monks , muslims , christian missionaries , taoist monk qiu chuji.
til woman jumped 86th floor empire state building , blown back onto ledge 85th floor gust wind.
til debuting 1979 one-time , 13 - part series ," old house" one earliest home improvement shows. initially controversial among building contractors , cast afraid giving away secrets building trades.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. *
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. sailors , much like prisoners , historically relations members sex crew due lack women. possible? turn gay there's women around? , don't" turn gay" . cums point though warm hole warm hole. edit : there's nothing gay exploring! i'm done puns yeah nothing gay it. two straight dudes butt sex. mean think , gayest thing world sex woman. soft frilly smell like flowers. that's straight queer. fucking dude? muscles sweat , manly thing do.
til : nixon sent champagne note saying" justice ultimately prevails" mark felt pardoned reagan. 30 years later , revealed mark felt was" deep throat" helped bring watergate cover-up light. good ol ' days government held accountable actions edit : probably put / end this. think sarcasm came across. remember spying without warrant something concerned about? remember americans condemned torture barbaric shameful? 24 told ends justify means fine. [ jack bauer also told shoving bath towel someones throat remove stomach pulled out. ] ( [URL] )
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. worried purity drugs? visit nearest police station illegal drugs tested - free charge! i'm pick free boat
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold [ google street view house blurred out. ] ( [URL] )
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. raccoon stole 20 dollars? pff. look mr. rich guy $ 20 bank account. pff. look moneybags bank account. pff. lk mnbgs vr hr , wt hs fnc xpnsv vwls. poor bastard. even buy vowel. edit : * really? * first gold this? money kind stranger.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. oh fucking * god * , poor guy. blame slightest. [ song ones wondering ] ( [URL] ) mexican , ofensive migth think. great song truly represents culture. like choose [ frijolero ] ( [URL] ) [ el sonidito ] ( [URL] )
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. * 1905 , companies merged become nestl anglo-swiss condensed milk company , retaining name 1947. * good decision shorten nestl. dunno , think shortened anglo-swiss condensed milk company. roles tongue , know. anglo milk sounds dirty contrary superior purest white milk buy , produced master race anglo aryan mountain cows.
til japanese war criminal hideki tojo arrested , given new dentures awaited trial , american dentist made secretly drilled" remember pearl harbour" morse code
til eleven cases blood alcohol content higher 1 % , poland holds five last one painful. every little tiny scratch scrape body soaked alcohol time. another note , may hold record cleanest person human history. hope fell asleep tub lay think get got progressively drunk. maybe thought she'd revolutionized alcohol consumption. didn't. i'll leave [ ] ( [URL] ) .. [ may seen informal version ] ( [URL] )
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank move light annoying put reach? expect serious revenge he's still got bright light annoying him. cunts put reach. block light he's annoyed. clearly wants darkness. idk irks much does. totally agree. one intelligent animals earth compromise cover light .. germans :" zee light must stay on! octopoos cannot break zee rules. " zee octopus dangerous must deel vit it.
til russia's economy ( $ 1.3 ) 69 % size italy's economy ( $ 1.9 ). climate russia challenge agriculture , whereas italy perfect climate [ spaghetti trees ] ( [URL] ). yeah , russia lower gdp canada 4 times population. countries similar climate , must reasons , russia's gdp would 4 times canada's is.
til single helmet air force's new f - 35 fighter costs $ 400,00
til ian anderson , frontman rock band jethro tull , adopted flute realized would never be" good eric clapton" electric guitar.
til researchers believe humans worn clothes least 170,00 years. know pubic lice evolutionarily diverged head lice 170,00 years ago , pubic lice need live clothing survive.
til day crew battleship uss texas intentionally flooded torpedo tube order cause 2 degree list , giving main guns enough extra elevation boost range & hit target mainland. wwii-era russian tanks often said happiest tanks world? barely gun depression laughing_face [ meanwhile america ] ( [URL] ) ( i'm like 50 % sure go little lower )
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! "
til richard shot crossbow , died summoned boy , assumed he'd executed. instead , forgave boy sent away 100 shillings. richard died , boy hanged.
til george foreman originally paid 40 % profits endorsing george foreman grill. peak grill's sales , making 4.5 million dollars month. fiances mom got us one birthday. pretty good like cooking steaks skeptical_face
til 1973 , cia launched covert operation overthrew chile's longstanding democratic government replaced military dictatorship rife human rights violations.
til lexus april fool's day joke , introduced" variable load coupling rear orientation ( v-lcro )" seats , technology attaches driver seat velcro allow aggressive turns.
til 1984 mcdonalds offered free big macs , fries , coke gold silver bronze olympics. year soviet union boycotted us olympics therefore us got many medals expected became huge failure
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con person attacked another congoer , adrianne stepped up. congoer? one congo? think related con. specifically congo-con person cosplaying amy. congogoer gogo congo con? gogocongogoer?
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. " boris yeltsin first words you. s. president clinton upon meeting 1995 , think o. j. it? " guy like relaxed uncle. relaxed drank fifth vodka every day like old russian proverb :" everything's okay enough vodka"
til johnny carson joked tonight show nonexistent toilet paper shortage led eventual panic buying leaving store shelves empty causing real shortage lasted weeks
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. island women , defeating english navy power pussy. well , english disease ( regular venereal ) went kill 9/10 tahiti population.
til directing jurassic park , spielberg saw cgi t. rex , said stop motion animator phil tippett ," job ," tippett replied ," mean extinct? ". spielberg later incorporated dialogue
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. " boris yeltsin first words you. s. president clinton upon meeting 1995 , think o. j. it? " guy like relaxed uncle. relaxed drank fifth vodka every day like old russian proverb :" everything's okay enough vodka"
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. hell * * can't remember solution tasks three years. barely remember password internet webpages. google ask want remember password wait see password entered right one. legitimately changed password twice one day i'm bad remembering them.
til australian prime minister named harold holt served 1966 1967. one day , office , went swim disappeared without trace.
til despite useful properties , dandelion grown regarded weed , result rise lawn culture marketing pesticide companies.
til 20th president james a. garfield ambidextrous versed greek latin. would sometimes entertain friends ask questions writing answers simultaneously latin greek using hands.
til 1973 , cia launched covert operation overthrew chile's longstanding democratic government replaced military dictatorship rife human rights violations.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. relaxed drank fifth vodka every day like old russian proverb :" everything's okay enough vodka" including vodka? especially vodka. even vodka.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death die beating grizzly fistfight i'd regret fuck die champion
til bob marley died skin cancer started toenail
since 1956 paris exclusively twinned rome -" paris worthy rome ; rome worthy paris. "
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance performance navy though? recently collided boats? not. promoted!
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " he's like actor take every script he's given yet remains highly respected still offered great roles. nic cage started ( he's oscar winner ) destroyed career. nic cage already peaked con air face / off. cannot top performances matter are. enjoyed matchstick men loathe nic cage , weatherman amazing movie.
til grizzly bears feared respected native americans hunting required company 4 10 warriors done preparation ceremoniality intertribal warfare.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes tbf helicopters scary fuck.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. wonder got pizza know gorbachev got pizza hut wow .. [URL] pizza hut gorbachev tv spot commercial : 60 international version"
til man arrested warrant 2016 returning copy movie freddy got fingered. tom green agreed pay fines outrageous sum
til form medieval torture , victims feet covered salt water goat would start licking them. sometimes laughter stress intense tickling resulted heart attack brain hemorrhage.
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. there's message somewhere promoting someone higher responsibilities based past experience based qualifications. morale story get candidates interviews. want someone slept job either. morale story low. maybe get booze story , might raise morale.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families.
til lyrics elton john's ' rocket man ' meant taken literally mars bound astronaut leaving family job.
til matthew mcconaughey replaced owen wilson ' tropic thunder ' wilson's battle depression attempt suicide overdosing slitting wrists imagine last movie ever made & dupree. apparently that's exactly imagining , almost became self-fulfilling. makes * * * * depressed. owen wilson much better that. really think he's great actor .. everyone reddit seems think though
til eagles '" hotel california" written twilight zone styled metaphor l. a. beverly hills strange inhabitants. steely knives reference steely dan , inspired band bold lyrics.
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. wow amazing work dairy lobby dairy industry done impressive things years. food pyramid designed specifically encourage milk cheese consumption help struggling dairy farmers. wait. telling nutritional information .. official nutritional information government uses strictly scientifical?
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. never liked seinfeld younger. maybe appreciate older. possibly. think may hard time identifying b / c lot conflict lost b / c technology. imagine living world w / cell phones.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. everyone wants solve overpopulation problem , want die.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes " * reason , parts play , like boromir ned stark , life online long afterwards. keep seeing - call - memes? " * - sean bean he's us. shit. we've discovered. everybody scatter! memes man? ! cops gonna find them!
til japanese kamikaze pilots allowed return find suitable target. one pilot shot ninth return. wonder ever change mind made break it. much place make break for. americans / british would certainly shoot attempted land somewhere. guess could bail , know given chutes. that's true ditched swam around would've picked up. shot like buffalo. course , i'd assume they'd taken prisoner practical defenders. easy ditch without parachute though? chutes , hard all.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels. human equivalent figuring jerk conditioner shampoo?
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. til anti-vaxers trying save economy.
til dextromethorphan ( aka robitussin ) dissociative drug , works acting brain raise threshold thinks needs cough.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. oh , poor eel! " what's .. .. oh! oh , god .. no! ah , fuck! no! again! goddammit! " [ relevant nsfw video ] ( [URL] )
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til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. one eyy .. guy fucks horses ever hear anything ginger boots fucking ostritch?
til monty python's , always look bright side life played pa system end every iron maiden concert.
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches wait cockroaches bite? ??
til tourism sector boomed , kazakhstan's foreign minister thanked sacha baron cohen 2012 release borat country saw 10x increase issued visas.
til general napier asked respect indian custom burning widows husband's funeral pyre , replied english custom hang murderers. read windows instead widows initially understand someone would upset this. man's window prized possession
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. * soup meal. soup sandwich - - that's meal! , fucking not. anything , white person meal. mexico actually consider meals events spend time families , something eat breakroom white company work
til ian anderson , frontman rock band jethro tull , adopted flute realized would never be" good eric clapton" electric guitar.
til founding fathers officially stated treaty tripoli that" government united states america , sense , founded christian religion" .
til australian prime minister named harold holt served 1966 1967. one day , office , went swim disappeared without trace.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance performance navy though? recently collided boats? not. promoted!
til : original 1983 v miniseries inspired 1935 novel happen american fascists replaced alien occupying force make easier market.
til offered role hannibal lecter , anthony hopkins quit hollywood go back england , feeling rest mediocre career would spent stage and" respectable bbc work. "
arsenal becomes winning team fa cup 13 wins.
til toronto underground arcology , network underground tunnels possible live without needing venture outside
til despite immense wealth , john d. rockefeller always took train mansion downtown new york office every day. often harassed beggars passengers , refused travel bodyguards use private transportation.
til empire state building took little year construction complete ( 410 days twelve days ahead schedule ).
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. thing think weapons used. unsecured. edit : information , apparently straw purchased guns wrong. think" bowling columbine" info , bullying guns. shooters bought weapons themselves. take parents guns. got girl class buy weapons , underage time. ever legal action , result cooperation investigation charges filed her.
til crowned eagle , known bird confirmed viewing humans prey
til name tyrone irish county tyrone
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. many confused. answer homeowner's insurance likely umbrella coverage. insurance clearly covered acts caused residents household. result , victims could sue parents actually get damages. homeowners insurance include? yep , umbrella policy. one added mine. $ 1 million covers pretty much anything around $ 300 / year. whats funny teenager moves it'll drop $ 120 / year! homeowner without kids : umbrella f-ing cheap stupid it. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never.
til quetzalcoatl got drunk slept sister , quetzalpetlatl. upon waking next day , realized , stone box built , laid , set fire. zeus could've learned things guy oedipus plucked eyes found did. way every attempt tell story stage colossal disaster.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen remember bombing time admitted tap water. us readers , tap water uk really good cheap , idea even filtered tap water 100 times price crass. us tap water really good cheap , too. wherever , gallon jugs generic distilled filtered water also relatively cheap. bottled water crass , reason bought marketing. know ' us. ' texas , tap water awful. worked las vegas , tap water fucking awful too.
til carrots actually help people see dark. myth propaganda used royal air force explain pilots improved success night air battles , actually used disguise advances radar technology.
til : country madagascar got name marco polo mistakenly thought landed mogadishu , somalia misspelled name city
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. amazingly , every guns n roses band member appetite destruction still alive. motley too? like f..? none hold candle ozzy. he's actually donating body science dies figure lived drugs alcohol. prince darkness , whatever want.
til picture severed japanese head tank turret published life magazine february 1 , 1943 , generated less protest letters image mistreated cat issue.
naked crackhead slaps houston cop , predictable results ensue. handled high level professionalism.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " [ removed ] use 2nd keep rest. fucks someone gun? edit : rest amendments. civil rest. people tanks bombs missiles drones? gun nuts think government views glock kind threat?
til bill skarsgard ( pennywise ) , alexander skarsgard ( tarzan legend tarzan ) gustaf skarsgard ( floki vikings ) sons stellan skarsgard ( erik selvig thor , good hunting
audrey hepburn's first starring role ' roman holiday ' ( 1953 ). gregory peck insisted hepburn's name appear film's title font large :" got change she'll big star i'll look
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. sound like shill big children.
antonio conte would 4th italian manager win premier league. never english manager.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. yeh , maybe. he's filthy rich bullies basically scumbag losers. yeh. nice think , there's good chance bullies also successful ( obviously comparison average person , elon ). they're sa likely still lives there. that's essentially failed lottery life 101.
til actor martin sheen arrested total 66 times protesting acts civil disobedience - recently 2007 trespassing nevada nuclear test facility. illusive man strikes
til washington state originally called columbia thought may confused district columbia rejected.
til first simpsons treehouse horror , marge warns parents content episode advising put children bed. warning put sincere effort warn young viewers , producers felt somewhat scary.
til aeschylus , ancient greek tragedian , supposedly prophesied die falling object , therefore stayed outdoors. killed eagle dropped tortoise , mistaking bald head rock.
til us airways flight 1549 ditching hudson ( aka" miracle hudson" ) , officials captured gassed 1,235 canadian geese destroyed 1,739 goose eggs across new york city.
til founding fathers officially stated treaty tripoli that" government united states america , sense , founded christian religion" .
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. dolphin without hands? dolphin penises prehensile. like tentacles. take moment think that. til i'm never swimming ocean again.
til michael jackson would requested wine served diet coke cans flights , want kids see drinking alcohol. thinking frank reynolds came original idea.
til soldiers you. s. military psychological warfare department ( psyops ) used loudspeakers tempt enemy fighters afghanistan battles win calling , lady men cowardly dogs.
til lexus april fool's day joke , introduced" variable load coupling rear orientation ( v-lcro )" seats , technology attaches driver seat velcro allow aggressive turns.
til : nixon sent champagne note saying" justice ultimately prevails" mark felt pardoned reagan. 30 years later , revealed mark felt was" deep throat" helped bring watergate cover-up light.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes method acting. helicopters middle earth. really got character. lot work die 1st movie trilogy. people love kill sean bean .. like , thing. great good job sad often happens early stories acting skills squandered , time screen sure fucking great job
til 3 banana companies overthrew government honduras.
.. cocaine addiction hidden family eight years. claims kept addiction well-hidden eventually ," .. books [ started ] show while. ' misery ' book cocaine. annie wilkes cocaine. number-one fan. take adderall every day reason , reason relationships feel * stronger * well. couple days , adderall makes antisocial point want tell everyone know fuck take even adderall smoke bongs day alone. adderall weed nice , end smoking soo much i'm adderall. want try adderall stuff listen people. adderall type drug meth , quite strong. easy become addicted hard body leads insomnia rough" come down" high.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. dwight right. need new plague! !! one make sick ..
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til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance performance navy though? recently collided boats? not. promoted!
til double-blind study published nature showed experienced astrologers better determining people psychological traits based location stars birth someone randomly guessing them.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. "
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. forget swallowing raw eggs. would raw eggs make voice rough? shells hard tissue mean that's one creative way contract salmonella odds getting salmonella way astronomically low almost silly even mention it.
til genghis khan tengrist , religiously tolerant interested learning philosophical moral lessons religions. consulted buddhist monks , muslims , christian missionaries , taoist monk qiu chuji. discriminate , would wipe entire populations regardless religious affiliation.
til giant panda chi chi sexually attracted humans refused attempts mating giant pandas. instead made full sexual self-presentation zookeepers.
til eagles '" hotel california" written twilight zone styled metaphor l. a. beverly hills strange inhabitants. steely knives reference steely dan , inspired band bold lyrics.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. i'm going go swimming ocean right ( ) i'm going seafood store. live eels? focused dolphin penis nature showing us slime eels great jerking off? [URL]
til former french president flix faure , died getting bj office
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. til anti-vaxers trying save economy. sacrificing children. people's children compromised immune systems. adults behind booster shots.
storyline chronological order ridley scott's alien prequels goes" prometheus , awakening , covenant" . awakening screenplay already written along elizabeth shaw david 8 featured it.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. til $ 14 million budget , major hollywood actors , major hollywood filmmaker , film company owned comcast , qualify independent filmmaking. edit. great. top comment snide remark. rip previous
til ancient greece second toe longer big toe considered standard beauty. condition , today known greek foot , depicted many famous statues , michelangelo's david statue liberty.
til - edison died nikola tesla wrote negative obituary nyt - made fun hygiene work ethic almost amazing people aware tesla-edison history. edit : documentaries besides comic oatmeal posted. jesus people , comment something original. sadly can't clam know much , know edison fucked tesla general shit lots great documentaries show life depth. like prestige? yep. sad people know tesla inventing teleportation.
til three gorges dam china massive slowed rotation earth tl laughing_face r size dam slowed rotation earth , sheer volume water mass shifted dam.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. * soup meal. soup sandwich - - that's meal! , fucking not. anything , white person meal. mexico actually consider meals events spend time families , something eat breakroom white company work
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity. fuck buys kidney stone?
til last words serial killer peter krten were" tell .. head chopped , still able hear , least moment , sound blood gushing stump neck? would pleasure end pleasures. " hear sound blood gushing stump neck , would ejaculate? r / nocontext r / evenwithcontext finally proper use. ejaculate?
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity.
til : chinese philanthropist , run run shaw ( 1907-2014 ) gave $ 1 + / - billion fund education , aiding 600 construction projects. many buildings ( 500 +
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. thought * fruit * would cure cancer.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. sailors , much like prisoners , historically relations members sex crew due lack women. possible? turn gay there's women around? , don't" turn gay" . cums point though warm hole warm hole. edit : there's nothing gay exploring! i'm done puns yeah nothing gay it. two straight dudes butt sex. mean think , gayest thing world sex woman. soft frilly smell like flowers. that's straight queer. fucking dude? muscles sweat , manly thing do.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen well , there's sodium dasani , could little salty. there's probably semen protein water drink it! got electrolytes.
warriors 5 team captains ( curry , kd , klay , dray iggy ) 15 players. one third roster made captains
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly like high school history stuff , anyway.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind. " prius silent 5 mph , really deserves win"
.. british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old. feel like i'm taking crazy pills. op , coin showing front back. person verifying authenticity display front back plastic protective container? saw coin? like separating oreo cookie? oh , haha , no. held place [ plastic container called a" slab" ] ( [URL] ) coin collecting community. ok. i'm going od crazy pills here. slab holds coin. front ( heads ) separated back ( tails )? shown slab. two separate coins , sawn two? separated. fully intact coin. see side coin , literally turn slab around. wonder many pounds hooker cost 1200 years ago.
til caduceus symbol mistakenly used many american medical companies actually associated thievery commerce , true medical symbol similar looking rod asclepius.
til : 76 % known serial killers 20th century united states.
til response a" catastrophic emergency ," united states government suspended replaced single , combined branch" coordinated" president , indefinitely.
til yreka , california , bakery operated 100 years called yreka bakery , formed palindrome. business closed gallery opened spot , named yrella gallery would also form palindrome. cool see hometown reddit! glad know forgotten smirk_face hey fellow yrekian!
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. sound like shill big children. .. adults?
til response a" catastrophic emergency ," united states government suspended replaced single , combined branch" coordinated" president , indefinitely. i'm flashbacks star wars prequels
til donald duck loved scandinavian countries sweden make illegal vote political elections. 2005 norway 1/4 total population read donald duck magazine , and" donaldism" became thing. confirm. norwegian. tons comics. teenagers even adults read them. they're cutesy childish traditional disney stuff. fascinating decendents vikings donald duck magazine collectors. us never vikings. norsemen , yes , raiders. anime manga big there? e. g. one punch man , attack titans , dragon ball super
til head injuries common pennyfarthing bicycles riders would put feet handlebar going downhill would thrown feet-first instead head-first.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. nothing .. mormons baptize die! baptize people listed phone book. grandmother use baptize neighborhood kids / babies kitchen sink watching summer. catholic want babies going purgatory / hell.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. always wonder adult show came would liked it. love curb can't get seinfeld? ! i'm opposite , grew seinfeld still happily rewatch could never get curb. curb makes cringe hard , press stop walk away episode. still like show odd reason try watch cringing larry's inability understand social norms kills me.
til schrdinger believe possibility cat simultaneously dead alive. thought experiment meant criticize absurdity existing view quantum mechanics.
til male swiss citizen , roger federer compulsorily required serve armed forces. however , 2003 , despite already become tennis pro , deemed ' unfit ' back problem , relieved
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. tortoise bit arse agreeing job isnt he? know. story , tortoise know rabbit slacked off? maybe legitimately believed faster. na seems case digging hole abit deep , probably bragging much afterwards , ended agree maintain bragging rights promoted good job promoted job can't fired. real problem companies.
since 1956 paris exclusively twinned rome -" paris worthy rome ; rome worthy paris. "
til actors played brother sister on" dexter" began dating , fell love , got engaged , got married , got divorced , continuing play brother sister tv.
til matthew mcconaughey replaced owen wilson ' tropic thunder ' wilson's battle depression attempt suicide overdosing slitting wrists imagine last movie ever made & dupree. apparently that's exactly imagining , almost became self-fulfilling. makes * * * * depressed. owen wilson much better that. really think he's great actor .. everyone reddit seems think though
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters. german. til kill shelters.
til ellie kemper ( office , unbreakable kimmy schmidt , crazy blow job girl ) one wealthiest families state missouri granddaughter mildred lane kemper , namesake mildred lane kemper art
til crowned eagle , known bird confirmed viewing humans prey
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! "
til nirvana's cover david bowie's" man sold world" 1993 mtv unplugged album revitalized people's interest bowie also leading younger listeners think covering nirvana , much annoyance.
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold according zillow , house valued $ 243,00. yep that's sort miracle renovation guess. maybe donation value? sold majorly-distressed way 2004 $ 15k.
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero. rip. passed away yesterday. sad numerous levels. usually , one spouse passes far behind. that's usually spouses old. fallacy with" retire , die" . people usually retire they're top notch ..
til actors played brother sister on" dexter" began dating , fell love , got engaged , got married , got divorced , continuing play brother sister tv.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " he's like actor take every script he's given yet remains highly respected still offered great roles. nic cage started ( he's oscar winner ) destroyed career. feel like samuel l. jackson whatever fuck movie feels like , amazing terrible. respect that.
til hitler nazi officials outlawed animal cruelty including boiling live lobsters.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen [ knew ] ( [URL] ) edit : seriously , [ knew ] ( [URL] ). jesus christ. anyone marketing stop say" hey , maybe guy lying back , mouth wide open , eyes closed. sort looks like getting facial. " i've never seen water ad person drinking missing mouth guy ad mouth.
til coelacanths thought extinct since cretaceous period , yet discovered alive 1938
til elvis presley entourage would rent roller skating rinks throw $ 15,00 worth fireworks wearing" air force jump-suits plus gloves , helmets , goggles. "
til : country madagascar got name marco polo mistakenly thought landed mogadishu , somalia misspelled name city
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. overdue another #purge! people could wrap stop shitting many kids cause they're bored. really understand people children. wife really stable jobs city good economy affordable housing yet kid huge economical decision .. one whim ; plan right time it.
til washington generals broke 2495 - game losing streak accidentally beating harlem globetrotters 100-99
til : nixon sent champagne note saying" justice ultimately prevails" mark felt pardoned reagan. 30 years later , revealed mark felt was" deep throat" helped bring watergate cover-up light.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. many confused. answer homeowner's insurance likely umbrella coverage. insurance clearly covered acts caused residents household. result , victims could sue parents actually get damages. homeowners insurance include? yep , umbrella policy. one added mine. $ 1 million covers pretty much anything around $ 300 / year. whats funny teenager moves it'll drop $ 120 / year!
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity.
til 1986 interview , jackie gleason said considered suing hanna-barbera flintstones copy honeymooners , passed lawyers cautioned ," want known guy yanked fred flintstone air? ".
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " i've never heard this" superman iv" .. low budget movie terrible plot bad acting? / almost sarcasm try pretend idea never came like idea nicholas cage considered superman role. budget superman n64 believe remember grandparents buying [ game ] ( [URL] ) excited end week threw fucking trash what? flying rings cup tea? [ worst 7 minutes 37 seconds ever ] ( [URL] )
til 2012 interview thewrap , morgan freeman explained religious views follows :" hard question said start , think invented god. believe god , , think i'm god. "
til : abercrombie & fitch used sell outdoor goods camping gear guns , main store shooting range.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased.
til medal honor recipient , master sergeant roy benavidez. 37 wounds bullets , bayonets , shrapnel. thought dead , spit face doctor zipping body bag.
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time * know of. yea , like half animals ocean specific breeding grounds. right , necessarily mean they're capable communicating location distance breeding grounds members species - something ants , bees , ravens humans do. dolphins? whales matter.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. yeah , actually died narcissistic personality disorder. yeah can't believe dude commercial comparing fucking gandhi , egomaniac.
til crowned eagle , known bird confirmed viewing humans prey
til original baby ruth candy company claimed bar named babe ruth could avoid paying royalties. later shut rival candy bar actually approved ruth use name grounds names similar.
til day crew battleship uss texas intentionally flooded torpedo tube order cause 2 degree list , giving main guns enough extra elevation boost range & hit target mainland. " dude i'm telling , flood torpedo blister send one super far! it'll gnarly" afterward" laughing loud rekt" good game
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. i'm uncomfortable , cant really explain ..
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. can't wait see give mass shooting vegas. think politicians media going try forget shooting ever happened soon possible , given shooter older rich white male gun collector. [ removed ]
til italy installation bidet bathroom mandatory since 1975
til mid - 1990s , due stress acting promotion films , jean-claude van damme developed cocaine addiction. spent $ 10,00 week , snorted 10 grams per day 1996.
til medal honor recipient thomas baker asked left behind japanese counter attack saipan due wounded. asked 1 pistol 8 bullets. returning us army found corpse 8 dead japanese. asked bullets. plot twist : may * asked * eight bullets , received * three * bullets low ammo. killed three people two bullets , two people one bullet?
til george foreman originally paid 40 % profits endorsing george foreman grill. peak grill's sales , making 4.5 million dollars month. fiances mom got us one birthday. pretty good like cooking steaks skeptical_face
til town florida named frostproof marketing plot claim town would never citrus frost. less two years founding frost killed citrus town. never thought i'd see til local place seeing i'm middle nowhere
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes " * reason , parts play , like boromir ned stark , life online long afterwards. keep seeing - call - memes? " * - sean bean he's us.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " [ removed ]
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. til anti-vaxers trying save economy. .. surprising revelation look little johnny , city needs new library. can't afford let live. kids.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. reminds kazakhstan girl shooting competition played borat spoof anthem. link : [URL] australian sporting event competition i'd totally humorous alternative national anthem. mean think several contenders but" under" men work would least / appropriate think.
til last words serial killer peter krten were" tell .. head chopped , still able hear , least moment , sound blood gushing stump neck? would pleasure end pleasures. " mean guy real jerk.
til name hotmail chosen contains html , originally styled hotmail. feel super dumb never putting together. even joked lot html pronounced" hut mull. " close , never made connection. we're like 2 peas pod. like 2 bundle sticks. technical term faggot. thinking hotmale.com.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. one eyy .. guy fucks horses ever hear anything ginger boots fucking ostritch?
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity. meanwhile , i'm starting think selling kidney i'm broke .. funny say recently research organ markets. illegal sell organs you. s. , despite economically efficient solution organ shortage. good alternative would make motorcycles dirt cheap.
til picture severed japanese head tank turret published life magazine february 1 , 1943 , generated less protest letters image mistreated cat issue.
til : denver international airport , largest us , one half times size manhattan
til north korean spies stationed abroad receive training shop supermarkets , use credit cards visit clubs , amenities commonplace north korea.
til pigs although true carnivores , competent predators kill eat helpless humans unable escape
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance holy shit , exactly came say. nuke too? implications comment massively scary.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes " * reason , parts play , like boromir ned stark , life online long afterwards. keep seeing - call - memes? " * - sean bean he's us. shit. we've discovered. everybody scatter! memes man? ! cops gonna find them!
til donald duck loved scandinavian countries sweden make illegal vote political elections. 2005 norway 1/4 total population read donald duck magazine , and" donaldism" became thing.
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold according zillow , house valued $ 243,00. yep that's sort miracle renovation guess. maybe donation value? sold majorly-distressed way 2004 $ 15k.
til humans ' closest relative , bonobos , peaceful female-run society sex used resolve conflict. they" make love , war. "
queen elizabeth celebrates 91st birthday
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. dogs. good. i've yet meet doggy immediately like. people? fuck people. asshole dogs.
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged well writer. best words. tremendous writer " sad" bigly
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out.
til jupiter's center gravity sun outside sun's surface. technically , mutual orbit around , around point extremely close sun. two people stood spot , one ran towards sun ran toward jupiter , would get incinerated time. know cant run space?
til 1621 dutch hired japanese mercenaries murder 40 inhabitants bandaneira island , lucrative source nutmeg. 12,00- 15,00 residents 1,00 killed forced leave island dutch created nutmeg monopoly.
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. actually makes lot meaningful. hare nap job everyone would die anyways? guess story pointlessness achievement face unavoidable death? reading employ animals form part critical communications infrastructure simply speed / reliability / fault-tolerance / integrity properties modern built environment needs. actually pursued heavily 90s the. com explosion. credit rfc 1149 see close came full-stack avian transport layer internet : [URL]
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " hear saying it. he's actually great actor. watch" cider house rules ," favourite ," quiet american. " he's british nicholas cage. wants actually try he's great , he's willing half-ass whatever nonsense want throw way , provided pay it. oh , that's really unfair. he's adenoidal , one. watch older films , 1960s era onwards. harry palmer , alfie , man would king , etc. much better actor cage
til international data code switzerland ch , stands confoederatio helvetica , latin name country. switzerland chose code avoid favouring four official languages.
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. would raw eggs make voice rough? raw eggs would line throat could gargling harsh sounds without damaging vocal chords hurting throat. it'd like thick milkshake attempting extreme metal vocals. mean , i'd probably rather milkshake. healthy metal vocals. vegan black metal , kvlt right now.
til singer peanut butter jelly time passed away eleven-hour standoff police even snoop dogg brother-in-law tried convince surrender.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death regret bone-itis man , great episode. get home work i'll re-watch netfli .. oh wait
til historians believe fate christianity hinged battle tours arab invasion force defeated frankish force present-day france , preventing spread islam western europe preserving christianity religion europe.
til scrappy-doo , widely considered one hated characters fiction , appeared animated scooby-doo production since 1988 due audience backlash.
til jaleel white hated playing role steve urkel in" family matters. " series cancelled , said ," ever see character , take put bullet head put misery. "
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " he's like actor take every script he's given yet remains highly respected still offered great roles. nic cage started ( he's oscar winner ) destroyed career. nic cage already peaked con air face / off. cannot top performances matter are. enjoyed matchstick men loathe nic cage , weatherman amazing movie. what's reasoning behind loathing him? even like he's bad dude. understand cage hate. like i'm mega fan , understand hate.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" things never change. humanity never changed even one tiny bit. check ancient shitposting. [URL]
til 1959 , you. s. postal service successfully shipped mail using cruise missile , delivering cargo new jersey florida 22 minutes
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time * know of. yea , like half animals ocean specific breeding grounds. right , necessarily mean they're capable communicating location distance breeding grounds members species - something ants , bees , ravens humans do.
til sarcasm banned north korea
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " they're realizing able transcend it. even beginning believe real chance within lifetimes. " " damn. sim 7422 reached awareness again. wipe start over. "
til canada first country world adopt multiculturalism official policy ; 1971
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. 1. rent plane 2. bless rain clouds fly , turn local downfall holy water 3. secretly baptise everyone 4. ~ ~? ?? ~ ~ collect tithes 5. profit
til filming schindler's list , polish woman encountered ralph fiennes dressed nazi uniform told that" germans charming people. kill anybody deserve it. "
til daily planet , lois lane clark kent ( superman ) work owned bruce wayne ( batman )
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death die beating grizzly fistfight i'd regret fuck die champion
til 2012 interview thewrap , morgan freeman explained religious views follows :" hard question said start , think invented god. believe god , , think i'm god. "
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. i'm christian , bible got absolutely right said ," love money root evil. " well , actually says" root kinds evil. " translation holding as" correct? " sell translation says love money totally fine. guy translates
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. dunno , think shortened anglo-swiss condensed milk company. roles tongue , know. anglo milk sounds dirty contrary superior purest white milk buy , produced master race anglo aryan mountain cows. [ disturbingly relevant ] ( [URL] )
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. people right actually asking government take away more. " let spy. i've got nothing hide" * sigh *
til despite useful properties , dandelion grown regarded weed , result rise lawn culture marketing pesticide companies.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. raccoon hacked bank america account transferred money checking offshore account cayman islands. raccoon stole 20 dollars?
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. i'd rather face service roll anyway follow me. nicki minaj often like pizza chinese buffet. see , respect , i'm feeling moment. saying want stick dick chinese buffet? saying don't? i'm sure buffet handle bring table
til airedale terriers carried messages soldiers wwi dedicated duties. one named ' jack ' ran half mile enemy fire. made headquarters jaw broken one leg badly splintered died delivering message
til : carthaginian explorer hanno reached ivory coast ~ 600-500 bc , thought gorillas race humans tried capture some. ended killing violent took skins back carthage put display.
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. * 1905 , companies merged become nestl anglo-swiss condensed milk company , retaining name 1947. * good decision shorten nestl. dunno , think shortened anglo-swiss condensed milk company. roles tongue , know.
til paul revere actually shouted" regulars coming out" , not" british coming" , since massachusetts colonists still considered british citizens time.
til michael jackson's estate continues allocate 20 % posthumous earnings various charities , specified will.
til 3 banana companies overthrew government honduras.
naked crackhead slaps houston cop , predictable results ensue. handled high level professionalism.
til christianity , islam judaism worship abrahamic god. religious texts also feature many figures , histories places. jesus also muslim prophet. thought common knowledge? allah / yahweh / god character.
til three four longest recorded sniper kills canadians
til 360 kilogrammes lunar soil samples brought back apollo missions rusted corroding vacuum bottle seals exposed water oxygen earth's atmosphere.
til average , genetic similarity two humans 99.9 %. 2 3 times genetic diversity within wild chimpanzee population , entire human gene pool.
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero. rip. passed away yesterday. actually believe you. went checked .. fuck. r. i. p.
til armadillos genus dasypus ( ones found us ) give birth four genetically identical young split embryo ; i. e. always identical quadruplets ; known vertebrate animals exhibit this" polyembryony"
til columbus , ohio larger population cincinnati cleveland combined yet nfl , nba mlb teams. cleveland cincinnati 5
til : 76 % known serial killers 20th century united states. key word is" known" countries catch acknowledge serial killers. russia bragged usa serial killers. truth never coordinated police force tie crimes together. like iran saying homosexuals. thought implying killed
til wilmer valderrama purchased vista cruiser used on" ' 70s show" $ 500 series ended. thanks fez longer say" son bitch" without accent.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels. ones prefer former quickly labeled rest turmoil as" kinksters" sometimes can't fight eeling.
til directing jurassic park , spielberg saw cgi t. rex , said stop motion animator phil tippett ," job ," tippett replied ," mean extinct? ". spielberg later incorporated dialogue here's example [ go motion ] ( [URL] ) rex tippet experimenting movie : [URL] decision use cgi. looked better expected. still made right call though. cgi jurassic park still realistic looking film despite 25 years old. groundbreaking 6 year old released blew mind mad dinosaurs ( jeff goldblum ) ever since.
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con person attacked another congoer , adrianne stepped up. congoer? one congo? think related con. specifically congo-con person cosplaying amy. congogoer
til orthodox jews prohibited walking past motion sensor turn light sabbath.
til actor martin sheen arrested total 66 times protesting acts civil disobedience - recently 2007 trespassing nevada nuclear test facility.
til fat duck , michellin three-star restaurant england , employs forty-two chefs. one customer.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind. driving newer car awful people walking / biking front you. either honk look like inpatient asshole tread behind pissing drivers behind you. need add button activates speaker projects forward smooth spoken word gospel album performed musk medium volume. look next model joking , really need polite version horn. like ," woo-hoo , i'm behind you! "
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us ive never heard life aside british people from? thought common across us.
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con person attacked another congoer , adrianne stepped up. congoer? one congo? think related con. specifically congo-con person cosplaying amy. congogoer gogo congo con? gogocongogoer?
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" things never change. ain't broke .. .. drinking fast enough. need faster , barry.
til : 76 % known serial killers 20th century united states. key word is" known" countries catch acknowledge serial killers. russia bragged usa serial killers. truth never coordinated police force tie crimes together. like iran saying homosexuals.
til pitbulls responsible fatal dog attacks america past 2 years
til jfk prescribed use rocking chair ease back pain , enjoyed much would give rocking chairs gifts friends , family , heads state.
til alec guinness agreed appear star wars negotiated deal doubled initial salary offer , guaranteed publicity film , would awarded 2.25 % gross royalties paid george lucas
til sitting bull touring buffalo bill's wild west show , impressed annie oakley's shooting abilities charmed character gave name" little sure shot" symbolically adopted daughter. sounds suspiciously like something a" wild west show" promoter would come with. welcome like 85 percent us history " greatest country world" . founded genocide slavery. yup , checks out. countries participated genocide. difficult name country history participated genocide one way another.
til gary webb , reporter san jose mercury news first broke story cia involvement cocaine trade , found dead with" two gunshot wounds head. " death , 2004 , ruled
til : imax projectionists wear body armor handling imax lamps ; dropped , explode resulting quartz shrapnel.
til astronaut sunita williams first person run marathon space , finishing 4 hours 24 minutes treadmill aboard international space station.
til empire state building took little year construction complete ( 410 days twelve days ahead schedule ).
til bunnies ( foetuses newborn ) declared fish pope monks , access fish monasteries , something eat lent.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. oh fucking * god * , poor guy. blame slightest. like usbekestani gold put borat version anthem?
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " he's like actor take every script he's given yet remains highly respected still offered great roles. nic cage started ( he's oscar winner ) destroyed career. nic cage already peaked con air face / off. cannot top performances matter are. enjoyed matchstick men loathe nic cage , weatherman amazing movie.
til clippy unpopular time , part windows xp's marketing making people aware could disable him. always changed dog tricks .. wow feel old. also desktop sheep app?
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. always wonder adult show came would liked it. love curb can't get seinfeld? ! i'm opposite , grew seinfeld still happily rewatch could never get curb. curb makes cringe hard , press stop walk away episode. still like show odd reason try watch cringing larry's inability understand social norms kills me.
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity. man 86 years old? even botox limits.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " he's like actor take every script he's given yet remains highly respected still offered great roles. nic cage started ( he's oscar winner ) destroyed career. feel like samuel l. jackson whatever fuck movie feels like , amazing terrible. respect that.
til death steve irwin , speculated series revenge killings , least ten stingrays found dead mutilated coast queensland that's literally last thing would wanted ..
til california gold rush , distinct lack women san fransisco caused gay culture flourish. men would often pay for" female impersonators" prostitutes.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. fuck? took words right mouth. can't think many situations parents guilty children's actions , certainly one them.
til sir isaac newton , master royal mint , personally went undercover bars taverns root rampant counterfeiting , high treason ( punishable hanged , drawn quartered ). successfully prosecuted 28
til people used think kidneys governed one's conscience , several bible verses say god inspects kidneys dead. jewish tradition holds one kidney counsels good , evil.
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers.
til carrie fisher got copy star wars holiday special george lucas ( exchange recording dvd commentary star wars ) showed parties ' mainly end night want people leave. '
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. dunno , think shortened anglo-swiss condensed milk company. roles tongue , know. anglo milk sounds dirty contrary superior purest white milk buy , produced master race anglo aryan mountain cows. [ disturbingly relevant ] ( [URL] )
til russia's economy ( $ 1.3 ) 69 % size italy's economy ( $ 1.9 ). climate russia challenge agriculture , whereas italy perfect climate [ spaghetti trees ] ( [URL] ). yeah , russia lower gdp canada 4 times population. countries similar climate , must reasons , russia's gdp would 4 times canada's is.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. many confused. answer homeowner's insurance likely umbrella coverage. insurance clearly covered acts caused residents household. result , victims could sue parents actually get damages. homeowners insurance include? yep , umbrella policy. one added mine. $ 1 million covers pretty much anything around $ 300 / year. whats funny teenager moves it'll drop $ 120 / year!
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging always wondered , thought hanged , probably sentenced death , the" dead" part implied , since put death. guess good loophole end , though!
til george foreman originally paid 40 % profits endorsing george foreman grill. peak grill's sales , making 4.5 million dollars month. fiances mom got us one birthday. pretty good like cooking steaks skeptical_face
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. months sea probably care ship's integrity compromised .. " well guys looks like we're gonna stay fix boat. darn. " captain ; got bad news lads. ship literally falling apart stay .. sailors : woohoo! captain : .. nails .. sailors : mutiny! " rape pillage get nails back go home! " " ah , royal majesty , * barbaric * tribes attacked us stole screws , .. attacked back screws. that's took us long return home. "
til henry vii someone who's job wipe bottom him. called ' grooms stool ' henry vii 4 reign , knighted!
til grizzly bears feared respected native americans hunting required company 4 10 warriors done preparation ceremoniality intertribal warfare. * * til 2008 sleuth 30 bears besieged platinum mining compound olyotorsky district northern kamchatka. two guards killed prevented workers leaving homes * * article! oh god , they're organizing.
til marine col. henry pierson crowe served wwi , banana wars , wwii , korean war , silver star bronze star guadalcanal , telling men" never get purple heart hiding
til three four longest recorded sniper kills canadians
til donald duck loved scandinavian countries sweden make illegal vote political elections. 2005 norway 1/4 total population read donald duck magazine , and" donaldism" became thing.
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity. fuck buys kidney stone?
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. months sea probably care ship's integrity compromised ..
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " he's like actor take every script he's given yet remains highly respected still offered great roles. nic cage started ( he's oscar winner ) destroyed career. nic cage already peaked con air face / off. cannot top performances matter are. enjoyed matchstick men loathe nic cage , weatherman amazing movie.
til tyrannosaurus arms 1 meter long heavily muscled , biceps capable lifting several hundred pounds alone. appear small weak relative rest body.
til people red hair sensitive thermal pain , less sensitive electrically induced pain , require larger amounts anesthetics people without red hair due mutation melanocortin 1 receptor.
til george foreman originally paid 40 % profits endorsing george foreman grill. peak grill's sales , making 4.5 million dollars month.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. wonder got pizza know gorbachev got pizza hut wow .. [URL] pizza hut gorbachev tv spot commercial : 60 international version"
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out.
til maned wolf's urine smells much like marijuana caused police rotterdam zoo go hunt cannabis smokers
til one ever seen echidna ejaculate.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us well , there's sodium dasani , could little salty. there's probably semen protein water
til clippy unpopular time , part windows xp's marketing making people aware could disable him.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " middle ground buying 33 guns year without raising suspicion civilian able guns. look sweden example. lots lots guns , tough regulations. edit : 33 guns year
til steve jobs took acid , said" taking lsd profound experience , one important things life"
til william bradford , governor plymouth colony , year old father died sent live grandfather , died two years later sent live mother , died one year later.
til washington state originally called columbia thought may confused district columbia rejected.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind. " prius silent 5 mph , really deserves win"
giroud scored 26 goals france. 19 friendlies.
til response a" catastrophic emergency ," united states government suspended replaced single , combined branch" coordinated" president , indefinitely. i'm flashbacks star wars prequels
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle.
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity. meanwhile , i'm starting think selling kidney i'm broke .. funny say recently research organ markets. illegal sell organs you. s. , despite economically efficient solution organ shortage. good alternative would make motorcycles dirt cheap.
til australian prime minister named harold holt served 1966 1967. one day , office , went swim disappeared without trace.
til christianity , islam judaism worship abrahamic god. religious texts also feature many figures , histories places. jesus also muslim prophet.
til wwii british spies posed fake charity groups hand special monopoly games allied prisoners war. games compasses , maps , real money , useful tools escaping.
til christianity , islam judaism worship abrahamic god. religious texts also feature many figures , histories places. jesus also muslim prophet. thought common knowledge? allah / yahweh / god character.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. promising career killed track 1971. buried flag record mexican national anthem. well plan least. record badly scratched replaced new copy mexican hat dance.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. relaxed drank fifth vodka every day like old russian proverb :" everything's okay enough vodka" including vodka? especially vodka. even vodka.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes tbf helicopters scary fuck.
til washington generals broke 2495 - game losing streak accidentally beating harlem globetrotters 100-99
since 1956 paris exclusively twinned rome -" paris worthy rome ; rome worthy paris. "
til bill werbeniuk , big drinking canadian snooker player. drank 43 pints lager drinking contest scotsman eddie sinclair. sinclair passed following 42nd pint , werbeniuk reported say" i'm away bar
til peppers used tabasco sauce picked hand. pepper pickers compare color peppers small red stick ; colors match , peppers ripe used sauce production process.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging always wondered , thought hanged , probably sentenced death , the" dead" part implied , since put death. guess good loophole end , though!
til us airways flight 1549 ditching hudson ( aka" miracle hudson" ) , officials captured gassed 1,235 canadian geese destroyed 1,739 goose eggs across new york city.
til colonel david stirling , founder sas , personally strangled 41 men.
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax
til ryan gosling watching" rambo" took knives school threw children.
til michael jackson would requested wine served diet coke cans flights , want kids see drinking alcohol. always put heroin epipen. epi-pens intramuscular injections. heroin vascular.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind. driving newer car awful people walking / biking front you. either honk look like inpatient asshole tread behind pissing drivers behind you.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. hell * * can't remember solution tasks three years. barely remember password internet webpages. google ask want remember password wait see password entered right one.
til wwii general george patton believed reincarnated ancient roman soldier , also thought served napoleon.
til vladimir great russia confronted choice converting russia christianity islam. eventually chose christianity , islamic teaching alcohol , saying ," drinking joy rus '. cannot exist without pleasure. "
til kyoto , former capital japan , means" capital city" tokyo means" eastern capital"
til empire state building took little year construction complete ( 410 days twelve days ahead schedule ).
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind. " prius silent 5 mph , really deserves win"
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " except one suggested civilian able guns. middle ground britain old american west. edit : sith deals absolutes ; c
til actors played brother sister on" dexter" began dating , fell love , got engaged , got married , got divorced , continuing play brother sister tv. also entertain storyline thought interested ( adopted ) brother romantically. think post divorce , must've weird tbh , weird case. uncomfortable unnecessary plotline. plotlines dexter? season 4 show trash
til : physical attractiveness found important factor enjoying date whether would sleep propositioned. important intelligence personality
til giant panda chi chi sexually attracted humans refused attempts mating giant pandas. instead made full sexual self-presentation zookeepers.
til uss johnston saluted japanese destroyer captain sinking , spending nearly 3 hours squaring 23 japanese ships , including 4 battleships , 8 cruisers 11 destroyers.
til jupiter's center gravity sun outside sun's surface. technically , mutual orbit around , around point extremely close sun. two people stood spot , one ran towards sun ran toward jupiter , would get incinerated time. know cant run space?
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging fishwife hanged murdering illegitimate infant shortly birth. well blame then. gave birth ungodly human / fish chimera would expect do? kill get's big. mean , makes sense me.
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged jules verne treasury kid , illustrations always blew away. think they're woodcuts? [URL]
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. reminded ted talk one shooter's mother did. however , page crashing now. , reddit thread that? ted tedx? what's difference?
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. job's belief alternative medicine surprising. one point fruitarian believed fruitarians bo , bathe.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen [ knew ] ( [URL] ) edit : seriously , [ knew ] ( [URL] ). jesus christ. anyone marketing stop say" hey , maybe guy lying back , mouth wide open , eyes closed. sort looks like getting facial. " i've never seen water ad person drinking missing mouth guy ad mouth.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. oh fucking * god * , poor guy. blame slightest. tell it! guy grand prix essentially mocked triumph. dunno , would love someone played" america , fuck yea" something equally stereotypical. canadian national anthem substituted celine dion song titanic.
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film.
til prisoners female-only concentration camp ravensbruck purposefully sewed socks thin heels toes german soldier's feet would get sore.
til bridget loves bernie , highest rated tv show ever canceled one season. cbs show creators forced cancel show receiving death threats jews , angered show featured catholic marrying jew.
til 1851 , measuring tools precision one millionth inch.
til paul revere actually shouted" regulars coming out" , not" british coming" , since massachusetts colonists still considered british citizens time.
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero. " fantastic four movie mistake" ~ stan lee * probably *
til fat duck , michellin three-star restaurant england , employs forty-two chefs. one customer.
til screensavers designed save screens burn never displaying static image
til later years , sir isaac newton appointed largely symbolic ( paid ) position royal mint. took job seriously successfully prosecuted many counterfeiters high treason. convicted hanged , drawn quartered
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. hence term" irony" * another made fact brought reddit * get made-up facts r / politics!
til pepsi one first advertise directly african-americans , advertisements 1940s portraying as" self-confident middle-class citizens" , well hiring all-black sales team promote pepsi around country.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. oh fucking * god * , poor guy. blame slightest. [ song ones wondering ] ( [URL] ) mexican , ofensive migth think. great song truly represents culture. like choose [ frijolero ] ( [URL] ) [ el sonidito ] ( [URL] )
til civil war ended , first general confederate army active reform party , spoke favor civil rights voting recently freed slaves.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " gene hackman asked starred superman said" give 2 million reasons why" particularly great reasons , taken together , become impossible refuse. wait minute , superman good though! ! f..! !! ?? superman iv however i've never heard this" superman iv" .. low budget movie terrible plot bad acting? / almost sarcasm try pretend idea never came like idea nicholas cage considered superman role. i've honestly never seen old superman series. what's bad iv?
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death die beating grizzly fistfight still considered a" fist fight" bear fists? think hand paw combat fits better. edit : get brawl ninja turtle animal cruelty assault? true. guess said fighting grizzly unarmed combat
til jfk records act , act states government documents related kennedy assassination publicly disclosed october 26 2017.
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity. man 86 years old? even botox limits.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. kind genius really evil - let people dissenters come , give secret police holiday. hope kind trick works though.
til carrie fisher got copy star wars holiday special george lucas ( exchange recording dvd commentary star wars ) showed parties ' mainly end night want people leave. '
til single asteroid , named hebe , origin 40 % meteorites hit earth.
til east st. louis higher murder rate honduras , country highest murder rate world
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches careful. want piss scientologists. i'm even kidding.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind. driving newer car awful people walking / biking front you. either honk look like inpatient asshole tread behind pissing drivers behind you.
til pitbulls responsible fatal dog attacks america past 2 years
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. kind genius really evil - let people dissenters come , give secret police holiday. hope kind trick works though.
til medal honor recipient , master sergeant roy benavidez. 37 wounds bullets , bayonets , shrapnel. thought dead , spit face doctor zipping body bag.
til : approximately 10,00 attended funeral hawaiian musician , israel kamakawiwoole.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind. space race byproduct developing icbms .. spacex merely clever front future top time post / r / prorevenge .. " bully school? i'll strand mars prison" .
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " middle ground buying 33 guns year without raising suspicion civilian able guns. look sweden example. lots lots guns , tough regulations. edit : 33 guns year
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. child , john markle , murdered entire family killing investigated fraud.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. that's giving someone promotion , need given added responsibilities gradually , prove competence. unsuccessful , transfer responsibilities someone else.
til classic pc game" baldur's gate" developed , alongside engine , 18 months team 60 people never worked video game before. still one best rpg games ever made. recently re-released ' enhanced edition ' even enjoyable play now. still worth playing first time today? would date mechanics frustrating. i'm considering enhanced edition sequel maybe ..
til agnes milowka , renowned cave diver filmed stunts movie sanctum. long filming scene movie extra air tank left behind order squeeze tight cave passage , died exact thing real
til orthodox jews prohibited walking past motion sensor turn light sabbath.
til matthew mcconaughey replaced owen wilson ' tropic thunder ' wilson's battle depression attempt suicide overdosing slitting wrists imagine last movie ever made & dupree. apparently that's exactly imagining , almost became self-fulfilling. makes * * * * depressed. owen wilson much better that. really think he's great actor .. everyone reddit seems think though
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels. " shrieking eels" 30 understand reference
til prison warden loved retired , 100 inmates pooled together money throw party.
til russell crowe contacted fbi al qaeda wanting kidnap take" iconographic americans picture sort cultural destabilisation plan. " russel crowe american though. he's originally new zealand.
til singer peanut butter jelly time passed away eleven-hour standoff police even snoop dogg brother-in-law tried convince surrender.
20 goals , lionel messi time top scorer conmebol world cup qualifiers , passing hernn crespo luis surez
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. yeah , kids fine. teenagers hand .. i'm worried. two teenage girls calm collected think critically. however , 7 - year-old son showing signs think critically , care to. he's gonna expensive.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious.
til nasa pilots routinely intercepted defeated you. s. navy phantom iis mock dogfights , complaints navy put end harassment.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen [ knew ] ( [URL] ) edit : seriously , [ knew ] ( [URL] ).
til day crew battleship uss texas intentionally flooded torpedo tube order cause 2 degree list , giving main guns enough extra elevation boost range & hit target mainland. eli 5 easier move closer? also reminds [ old reddit post ] ( [URL] ) short answer : draft. texas , loaded max 9m ship underwater. closer , ship would run aground. thank , going say would guess keep range shore based battery. could've tipped land elevate ground cannons case
til - edison died nikola tesla wrote negative obituary nyt - made fun hygiene work ethic get wrong , think nikola tesla great scientist. specific reason everyone internet seems love tesla much?
til steve jobs took acid , said" taking lsd profound experience , one important things life" whenever see posts lsd think ," huh , that's one things i'd like try lifetime" . remember idea would even go safely acquiring , even netherlands.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. til $ 14 million budget , major hollywood actors , major hollywood filmmaker , film company owned comcast , qualify independent filmmaking. edit. great. top comment snide remark. rip previous
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax
til tourism sector boomed , kazakhstan's foreign minister thanked sacha baron cohen 2012 release borat country saw 10x increase issued visas.
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold [ google street view house blurred out. ] ( [URL] )
.. throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank surroundings. imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " " nested simulations would taxing systems. we'll make physically impossible. "" how? "" i'm sure , we'll make something like speed light. " " let's make sure control passage time. problem solved. "
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" things never change. ain't broke .. .. drinking fast enough. need faster , barry.
til simultaneous releases antz bug's life due jeffrey katzenberg denied position president disney , stealing idea start dreamworks.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. raccoon hacked bank america account transferred money checking offshore account cayman islands.
til - coca cola launched dasani water uk slogan ' bottled spunk ' & ' can't live without spunk ' ; oblivious uk spunks means semen.
til luxembourg liberated nazism 1944 , returning government impressed regulations laws concerning tax employment nazis made , decided simply keep them.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. til $ 14 million budget , major hollywood actors , major hollywood filmmaker , film company owned comcast , qualify independent filmmaking. edit. great. top comment snide remark. rip previous also think sp came gay cowboy idea. also recall pudding eating. guess know lingo then.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us ive never heard life aside british people from? thought common across us.
til quentin tarantino dropped high school age 14 got job usher porn theater lying age. .
til schmidt jack nicholson 2003 golden globe award best performance actor motion picture drama. upon accepting award , nicholson quipped :" i'm little surprised. thought made comedy. "
til simultaneous releases antz bug's life due jeffrey katzenberg denied position president disney , stealing idea start dreamworks.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly shame people learned mistakes pre-ww 2 germany.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. also remember hearing china big homeless population worried optics shown exposed olympics .. sudden homeless problem.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death die beating grizzly fistfight still considered a" fist fight" bear fists? think hand paw combat fits better. edit : get brawl ninja turtle animal cruelty assault?
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind. " prius silent 5 mph , really deserves win"
smith defends netflix cannes press conference
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero. rip. passed away yesterday.
til wwii general george patton believed reincarnated ancient roman soldier , also thought served napoleon.
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. wow amazing work dairy lobby dairy industry done impressive things years. food pyramid designed specifically encourage milk cheese consumption help struggling dairy farmers.
til great famine ireland caused many deaths , ireland's population still recovered ( even 150 years )
til tourism sector boomed , kazakhstan's foreign minister thanked sacha baron cohen 2012 release borat country saw 10x increase issued visas.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. months sea probably care ship's integrity compromised ..
til reindeer one mammals see uv light , allowing see lichen , polar bears snow , urine trails also helps guide santa's sleigh christmas eve! need bitch ass rudolph.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. everyone wants solve overpopulation problem , want die.
til colic mean baby fussy cries lot. baby colic cry least three hours straight , three days week , three weeks row. one sure cause
til anne heche drove desert , hiked stranger's house , took shower , announced local sherrifs god going take everyone back heaven spaceship
til town florida named frostproof marketing plot claim town would never citrus frost. less two years founding frost killed citrus town.
til queen band world every member written least 3 number ones , meaning whole band songwriter's hall fame
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us well , there's sodium dasani , could little salty. there's probably semen protein water
til theodore roosevelt openly despised nickname" teddy" , quick correct anyone called it. preferred working closely refer colonel theodore.
til butane canisters manufactured exclusively south korea. exception single manufacturer houston texas.
til wwii british spies posed fake charity groups hand special monopoly games allied prisoners war. games compasses , maps , real money , useful tools escaping.
til george foreman originally paid 40 % profits endorsing george foreman grill. peak grill's sales , making 4.5 million dollars month.
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold according zillow , house valued $ 243,00. yep that's sort miracle renovation guess. maybe donation value? sold majorly-distressed way 2004 $ 15k.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims read mother teresa , find selfish , sadistic cunt. tried tell family shit came conversation. sister basically told believe everything hear. believe everything church says mother theresa .. uh huh. took chunk change private jet charles keating ( lincoln savings loan scandal ) money ' papa doc ' duvalier haiti. christopher hitchens wrote book called * missionary position. *
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. oh fucking * god * , poor guy. blame slightest. [ song ones wondering ] ( [URL] ) mexican , ofensive migth think. great song truly represents culture. like choose [ frijolero ] ( [URL] ) [ el sonidito ] ( [URL] )
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels. " shrieking eels" 30 understand reference
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. amazingly , every guns n roses band member appetite destruction still alive. motley too? like f..?
til 1986 , beer drinking goat elected mayor small town texas , usa
til kyoto , former capital japan , means" capital city" tokyo means" eastern capital" related amsterdam means dam amstel ( river ) related budapest means buda pest names two cities joined create budapest. related rome called rome romans lived there. rome called rome wolf-baby killed brother can't really blame , though. imagine city called reme? it'd completely ridiculous.
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches wait cockroaches bite? ?? worry , sleeping inside mouth. inside ear since can't turn around inside ear canal , burrow deeper brain.
til ancient greece second toe longer big toe considered standard beauty. condition , today known greek foot , depicted many famous statues , michelangelo's david statue liberty.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. everyone wants solve overpopulation problem , want die.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. one brightest species earth , yet keep small fish tanks :-/ also cut tiny pieces still alive dip sauce. mm. i'm hungry. why? want cook first [URL] faint heart ..
til actor martin sheen married woman 56 years
til : british used concentration camps commit genocide kenya 1950 ' s.
til wasabi vapour effect similar smelling salts , property exploited create smoke alarms deaf.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. raccoon hacked bank america account transferred money checking offshore account cayman islands. raccoon stole 20 dollars? pff. look mr. rich guy $ 20 bank account. pff. look moneybags bank account. pff. lk mnbgs vr hr , wt hs fnc xpnsv vwls.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. dwight right.
til double-blind study published nature showed experienced astrologers better determining people psychological traits based location stars birth someone randomly guessing them.
til ted kaczynski ( unabomber ) updated alumni information harvard 2012 : called eight life sentences" awards" current occupation as" prisoner"
til common" save" icon depiction obsolete external writable storage device called floppy disk.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen woosh sploosh ^ * * spunk * * i'm thirsty. mouth?
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league calling - bayern stumble group stages champions league get third , fall europa league , we'll make annual trip allianz round 32.
til town florida named frostproof marketing plot claim town would never citrus frost. less two years founding frost killed citrus town. never thought i'd see til local place seeing i'm middle nowhere
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging fishwife hanged murdering illegitimate infant shortly birth. well blame then. gave birth ungodly human / fish chimera would expect do? kill get's big. mean , makes sense me. think stay size whatever container keep
naked crackhead slaps houston cop , predictable results ensue. handled high level professionalism.
til snoop dogg directed porn , name porn snoop doggystyle. released , huge hit top selling release year 2002 avn awards.
since 200 , pittsburgh steelers 27-9 record versus cincinnati bengals , making one most" one-sided rivalries" professional sports.
til bruce lee avoided baked goods refined flour , describing providing empty calories nothing body.
til agnes milowka , renowned cave diver filmed stunts movie sanctum. long filming scene movie extra air tank left behind order squeeze tight cave passage , died exact thing real
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. , got hired 15 times. that's positive. i'm met multiple women exactly like that. get hired drop hat garbage employees. helps good looking. real honest god discussion nicki minaj , hot? personally touch ten foot pole , looks like plastic monster. like blow-up doll human skin. guys actually find attractive?
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters. german. til kill shelters.
til debuting 1979 one-time , 13 - part series ," old house" one earliest home improvement shows. initially controversial among building contractors , cast afraid giving away secrets building trades.
til dextromethorphan ( aka robitussin ) dissociative drug , works acting brain raise threshold thinks needs cough.
til vietnam war 30,00 american draft dodgers fled canada , number canadians volunteered fight
til kyoto , former capital japan , means" capital city" tokyo means" eastern capital"
til canada first country world adopt multiculturalism official policy ; 1971
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. oh fucking * god * , poor guy. blame slightest. [ song ones wondering ] ( [URL] ) mexican , ofensive migth think. great song truly represents culture. like choose [ frijolero ] ( [URL] ) [ el sonidito ] ( [URL] )
til first barcode scanned pack juicy fruit troy , ohio june 26 , 1974. pack gum receipt display smithsonian institute.
til 1984 fbi declared key west police department criminal enterprise , several high-ranking officers arrested running protection racket cocaine smugglers.
til wilmer valderrama purchased vista cruiser used on" ' 70s show" $ 500 series ended. thanks fez longer say" son bitch" without accent.
til 4 us states completely banned billboards
til king ludwig mad built many weird impractical castles bavaria later inspired fairy tale castles walt disney parks.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. episode 30 rock , character pete hornberger never overachieves avoid getting promoted head.
til you. state texas roughly 10 % larger france almost twice large germany. you. s. big , really big. sometimes i'm surprised throughout course history never become multiple countries.
til - edison died nikola tesla wrote negative obituary nyt - made fun hygiene work ethic know history two makes sense almost amazing people aware tesla-edison history. edit : documentaries besides comic oatmeal posted. jesus people , comment something original. sadly can't clam know much , know edison fucked tesla general shit lots great documentaries show life depth. like prestige?
til mid - 1990s , due stress acting promotion films , jean-claude van damme developed cocaine addiction. spent $ 10,00 week , snorted 10 grams per day 1996.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. many confused. answer homeowner's insurance likely umbrella coverage. insurance clearly covered acts caused residents household. result , victims could sue parents actually get damages. homeowners insurance include? yep , umbrella policy. one added mine. $ 1 million covers pretty much anything around $ 300 / year. whats funny teenager moves it'll drop $ 120 / year! homeowner without kids : umbrella f-ing cheap stupid it.
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. milk tried daughter's school absolutely packed sugar. almost sweet ice cream. low fat. would better full fat sugar. americans add sugar regular milk? know already fairly high sugar
til : 76 % known serial killers 20th century united states.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen [ knew ] ( [URL] ) edit : seriously , [ knew ] ( [URL] ). jesus christ. anyone marketing stop say" hey , maybe guy lying back , mouth wide open , eyes closed. sort looks like getting facial. " i've never seen water ad person drinking missing mouth like [ women laughing salads ] ( [URL] ) stock photo thing.
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. everyone freaking : seal extinct.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. dolphin without hands?
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance holy shit , exactly came say. nuke too? implications comment massively scary.
til canada first country world adopt multiculturalism official policy ; 1971
til us embassy moscow caught fire 1977. sensitive information stolen several firefighters also kgb agents.
til dogs laugh. make laugh-like sounds tickled playing , sounds positive effect puppies hearing them. i've never wanted hear something badly. [ go. ] ( [URL] ) laughing loud f.. cute tho think [ ] ( [URL] ) real example. sounds kind like rhythmic panting.
til tyrannosaurus arms 1 meter long heavily muscled , biceps capable lifting several hundred pounds alone. appear small weak relative rest body.
til : physical attractiveness found important factor enjoying date whether would sleep propositioned. important intelligence personality
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " particularly great reasons , taken together , become impossible refuse. wait minute , superman good though! ! f..! !! ?? superman iv however i've never heard this" superman iv" .. low budget movie terrible plot bad acting? / almost sarcasm try pretend idea never came like idea nicholas cage considered superman role. budget superman n64 believe remember grandparents buying [ game ] ( [URL] ) excited end week threw fucking trash
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. australia may hundreds unique species poisonous everything , americas mighty raccoon. hail mighty trash panda! ahh , bin chicken! [URL]
til 1950 , myxoma virus ( type pox virus ) deliberately released rabbit population australia means population control , causing death 500 million rabbits
til aeschylus , ancient greek tragedian , supposedly prophesied die falling object , therefore stayed outdoors. killed eagle dropped tortoise , mistaking bald head rock.
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. there's message somewhere promoting someone higher responsibilities based past experience based qualifications. morale story get candidates interviews. want someone slept job either. morale story low. maybe get booze story , might raise morale.
til : nixon sent champagne note saying" justice ultimately prevails" mark felt pardoned reagan. 30 years later , revealed mark felt was" deep throat" helped bring watergate cover-up light. good ol ' days government held accountable actions edit : probably put / end this. think sarcasm came across. remember spying without warrant something concerned about? remember americans condemned torture barbaric shameful? 24 told ends justify means fine. [ jack bauer also told shoving bath towel someones throat remove stomach pulled out. ] ( [URL] )
til civil war ended , first general confederate army active reform party , spoke favor civil rights voting recently freed slaves.
til sitting bull touring buffalo bill's wild west show , impressed annie oakley's shooting abilities charmed character gave name" little sure shot" symbolically adopted daughter. sounds suspiciously like something a" wild west show" promoter would come with. welcome like 85 percent us history " greatest country world" . founded genocide slavery. yup , checks out. countries participated genocide. difficult name country history participated genocide one way another.
til : graphics company nvidia named latin ' invidia ' , means ' envy '. also reason use color green , in" green envy" .
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind.
til japanese oil tanker captain fell cactus santa barbra oil field , provoking laughter local workers. 5 years later returned imperial japanese navy sub made first mainland shelling us oil
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. amazingly , every guns n roses band member appetite destruction still alive. motley too? like f..? none hold candle ozzy. he's actually donating body science dies figure lived drugs alcohol.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes method acting. helicopters middle earth.
til steve-o clown graduated ringling brothers barnum & bailey clown college
til luxembourg liberated nazism 1944 , returning government impressed regulations laws concerning tax employment nazis made , decided simply keep them.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. til anti-vaxers trying save economy. til pro universal healthcare people destroying economy. think patriotic leaders trying withdraw healthcare 20-30 million americans? killing everyone much easier increasing wages benefits.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. months sea probably care ship's integrity compromised ..
til 2012 interview thewrap , morgan freeman explained religious views follows :" hard question said start , think invented god. believe god , , think i'm god. "
til directing jurassic park , spielberg saw cgi t. rex , said stop motion animator phil tippett ," job ," tippett replied ," mean extinct? ". spielberg later incorporated dialogue here's example [ go motion ] ( [URL] ) rex tippet experimenting movie : [URL] decision use cgi. looked better expected. still made right call though. cgi jurassic park still realistic looking film despite 25 years old. groundbreaking 6 year old released blew mind mad dinosaurs ( jeff goldblum ) ever since.
til sitting bull touring buffalo bill's wild west show , impressed annie oakley's shooting abilities charmed character gave name" little sure shot" symbolically adopted daughter.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. sound like shill big children. .. adults?
til giant panda chi chi sexually attracted humans refused attempts mating giant pandas. instead made full sexual self-presentation zookeepers.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. masturbation animals ( using objects ; case dolphins use sand , use tortoise etc ) common may thing. done immediately copulation might also help reduce risk sexually transmitted diseases.
til chicken nugget invented cornell university food science professor , published results academically instead patenting them.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging [ loophole ] ( [URL] ) r / accidentalpun that's great sub , thanks roping in! loop. puns tight! ! #do get it? noose tight.
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til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. til anti-vaxers trying save economy.
til genghis khan tengrist , religiously tolerant interested learning philosophical moral lessons religions. consulted buddhist monks , muslims , christian missionaries , taoist monk qiu chuji. discriminate , would wipe entire populations regardless religious affiliation.
til hitler nazi officials outlawed animal cruelty including boiling live lobsters.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. kind genius really evil - let people dissenters come , give secret police holiday. hope kind trick works though. mao 60 years ago. , , work once. means works per generation people , no?
til debuting 1979 one-time , 13 - part series ," old house" one earliest home improvement shows. initially controversial among building contractors , cast afraid giving away secrets building trades.
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold shit neighborhood 0 % chance working out?
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. actually makes lot meaningful. hare nap job everyone would die anyways? guess story pointlessness achievement face unavoidable death?
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. nothing .. mormons baptize die! baptize people listed phone book. grandmother use baptize neighborhood kids / babies kitchen sink watching summer. catholic want babies going purgatory / hell. grew catholic .. non-clergy even baptisms? sounds weird. absence priest laymen perform baptisms roman catholicism.
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til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. evaded secret service managed make whitehouse grounds whilst underwear. someone shat brick night. either none whitehouse security team balls man handle russian premier back indoors , yeltsin drunk af embarrassing russia problem , choke holding head state diplomatic incident would also diplomatic incident , though , someone managed harm yeltsin state , part result sufficient protection around time.
til teenage fry cook went college study marine science , art , went create spongebob squarepants.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes love song ice fire books like show. however watch episodes. picture ned differently , still sean beans voice read first book. thought ned looking lot younger sean bean. ned 35ish book. joffrey taller rob jon tyrion 1 black eye bron supposed like 23. also , moon door actual door floor.
til 3 banana companies overthrew government honduras. wonder kind republic kind company that. important question , kind clothing would sell you?
til people red hair sensitive thermal pain , less sensitive electrically induced pain , require larger amounts anesthetics people without red hair due mutation melanocortin 1 receptor.
til 360 kilogrammes lunar soil samples brought back apollo missions rusted corroding vacuum bottle seals exposed water oxygen earth's atmosphere.
til eagles '" hotel california" written twilight zone styled metaphor l. a. beverly hills strange inhabitants. steely knives reference steely dan , inspired band bold lyrics.
til double-blind study published nature showed experienced astrologers better determining people psychological traits based location stars birth someone randomly guessing them. need double blind study tell matters divination imagined fantasies. taurus.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims also sadistic beleif ill suffer , often denying basic comforts medicine. piece shit person hid guise charity got away mostly hid people made others uncomfortable ( ill ).
til name hotmail chosen contains html , originally styled hotmail. 1996? ? til hotmail account since year zero. 13 year old really disappointed email address chose. could firstname.lastname instead whatever edgy name chose. friend recomended back two persons know initial + last name @hotmail
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material.
til plato gave definition man as" featherless bipeds ," diogenes plucked chicken brought plato's academy , saying ," behold! i've brought man ," academy added" broad flat nails" definition.
til two time medal honor recipient major general smedley butler wrote :" spent time high class muscle man big business , wall street bankers. short , racketeer , gangster capitalism.
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til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. actually makes lot meaningful. hare nap job everyone would die anyways? guess story pointlessness achievement face unavoidable death? reading employ animals form part critical communications infrastructure simply speed / reliability / fault-tolerance / integrity properties modern built environment needs.
til tree legally owns surrounding land land inherited offspring ," son tree owns itself"
til 4 us states completely banned billboards til 4 states banned them. taking rest guys long? we're resource-rich tourist destinations
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time * know of.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. raccoon hacked bank america account transferred money checking offshore account cayman islands.
til soviet composer dmitri shostakovich obsessive regularly sent cards test well postal service working.
til bruce lee avoided baked goods refined flour , describing providing empty calories nothing body.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. worried purity drugs? visit nearest police station illegal drugs tested - free charge! i'm pick free boat could boat , could * * * mystery box * * *.
til table beer served belgian schools 1980s. proposed re-introduce low alcohol beer ( < 1.5 % abv ) schools healthier alternative softdrinks.
til actor martin sheen arrested total 66 times protesting acts civil disobedience - recently 2007 trespassing nevada nuclear test facility.
til billionaire oil tycoon j. paul getty installed pay phone mansion guests use would billed calls.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. dwight right. need new plague! !!
til henry ford invent assembly line. invented ransom e. olds ( oldsmobile ).
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. yeh , maybe. he's filthy rich bullies basically scumbag losers. yeh. nice think , there's good chance bullies also successful ( obviously comparison average person , elon ). true. several bullies school pretty successful ( least i've heard ) best people i've known terrible things happen like getting cancer. karma real. success great form revenge nonetheless. well we're talking buddhism karma affect bullies ' reincarnation exist , impair current existence iirc
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims
til quetzalcoatl got drunk slept sister , quetzalpetlatl. upon waking next day , realized , stone box built , laid , set fire. zeus could've learned things guy oedipus plucked eyes found did. way every attempt tell story stage colossal disaster.
til united airlines broke dave carroll's $ 4500 guitar refused pay wrote protest song. next 4 weeks united's stock price fell 10 % , costing stockholders $ 180 million.
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. i'm uncomfortable , cant really explain ..
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " gene hackman asked starred superman said" give 2 million reasons why" particularly great reasons , taken together , become impossible refuse. wait minute , superman good though! ! f..! !! ?? superman iv however i've never heard this" superman iv" .. low budget movie terrible plot bad acting? / almost sarcasm try pretend idea never came like idea nicholas cage considered superman role. budget superman n64 believe
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con person attacked another congoer , adrianne stepped up. congoer? one congo? think related con. specifically congo-con person cosplaying amy. congogoer
til alec guinness agreed appear star wars negotiated deal doubled initial salary offer , guaranteed publicity film , would awarded 2.25 % gross royalties paid george lucas
til 1997 killer whale held great white shark upside 15 minutes , causing suffocate , ate liver.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank knocking power , messing hermit crabs throwing rocks. otto sounds like hellraiser.
til henry vii someone who's job wipe bottom him. called ' grooms stool ' henry vii 4 reign , knighted!
til actors played brother sister on" dexter" began dating , fell love , got engaged , got married , got divorced , continuing play brother sister tv. also entertain storyline thought interested ( adopted ) brother romantically. think post divorce , must've weird tbh , weird case. uncomfortable unnecessary plotline. plotlines dexter? season 4 show trash gawd season 4 awesome.
til president jimmy carter placed peanut farm blind trust elected president. term ended , found badly mismanaged $ 1 million debt.
til classic pc game" baldur's gate" developed , alongside engine , 18 months team 60 people never worked video game before. still one best rpg games ever made. recently re-released ' enhanced edition ' even enjoyable play now.
til cassowary's reputation disemboweling killing humans result local folklore. one recorded case fatal attack 89 years ago.
til george foreman originally paid 40 % profits endorsing george foreman grill. peak grill's sales , making 4.5 million dollars month. garage sales still awash things. almost bad shake weight , nutri bullet , soda stream. except grills awesome. always wondered made good burgers.
til treblinka guard kurt franz would hide small pistol boxing glove. would challenge prisoners boxing matches. right fight begin , franz would shoot prisoner dead.
til butane canisters manufactured exclusively south korea. exception single manufacturer houston texas.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. *
til review of" lulu" , collaboration metallica lou reed , chuck klosterman wrote :" red hot chili peppers acoustically covered 12 worst primus songs starbucks , would still ( slightly
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen
since 200 , pittsburgh steelers 27-9 record versus cincinnati bengals , making one most" one-sided rivalries" professional sports.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance holy shit , exactly came say. nuke too? implications comment massively scary. mean , many people would willingly stay sub deep underwater cramp / pressurized tube breathing recycled air.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. also remember hearing china big homeless population worried optics shown exposed olympics .. sudden homeless problem. tell world solved homelessness sounds like could great lot people right? chinese way could _eliminate_ homelessness. low caust
til steve-o clown graduated ringling brothers barnum & bailey clown college
til you. state texas roughly 10 % larger france almost twice large germany.
til woman jumped 86th floor empire state building , blown back onto ledge 85th floor gust wind.
til movie , - 571 , states americans responsible capturing first enigma machine. truth first enigma machine captured british , 7 months americans entered war. tony blair ridiculed movie prime minister's questions. bill clinton dismissed movie work fiction. americans never captured single enigma machine. 2 canadians , 13 british. watch hollywood films expect see us calvary ti rescue. fact russian blood us factories war.
til eleven cases blood alcohol content higher 1 % , poland holds five last one painful. every little tiny scratch scrape body soaked alcohol time. another note , may hold record cleanest person human history. hope fell asleep tub lay think get got progressively drunk. maybe thought she'd revolutionized alcohol consumption. didn't. i'll leave [ ] ( [URL] ) .. [ may seen informal version ] ( [URL] )
til prohibition , people used get prescriptions ' medical ' wine alcohol , like today weed.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us ive never heard life aside british people from? thought common across us.
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches wait cockroaches bite? ?? worry , sleeping inside mouth. inside ear
til galveston , texas ruled french pirates 1816 1821
til that" kiln" originally pronounced silent" n. " linguists believe written descriptions kilns reached people never heard ; assumed the" n" pronounced , mispronunciation took over.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. oh fucking * god * , poor guy. blame slightest. [ song ones wondering ] ( [URL] ) mexican , ofensive migth think. great song truly represents culture. like choose [ frijolero ] ( [URL] ) [ el sonidito ] ( [URL] )
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. wish day kazakhstan , tajikistan , kyrgyzstan , uzbekistan , afghanistan , pakistan would merge form huge single country called stanistan. uruguay combines paraguay form .. guayuaguay. czech republic merges slovakia form czechoslovakia. hold , game work? north carolina south carolina merge form superalabama! north south dakota combine even nothing.
til chicken nugget invented cornell university food science professor , published results academically instead patenting them.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. hell * * can't remember solution tasks three years. barely remember password internet webpages. google ask want remember password wait see password entered right one. legitimately changed password twice one day i'm bad remembering them. i'm 63 character password
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. still cannot get past fact he's stoke trent. drab , dismal , grey shithole planet .. outside lancashire.
til richard lawrence , 1835 attempted assassinate president andrew jackson funeral using two pistols shot point blank. misfired , president severely beat cane , wrestled submission davy crockett.
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged jules verne treasury kid , illustrations always blew away. think they're woodcuts? [URL] much wood would woodcutter cut woodcutter woodcut wood?
til jeffrey dahmer inspired emperor return jedi. wanted build a" temple" victims ' skulls could sit absorb a" spiritural force power"
til one two kellogg brothers obsessed preventing masturbation originally invented corn flakes reduce children.
niki lauda makes 1,200 , 00 year monetising forehead.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes " * reason , parts play , like boromir ned stark , life online long afterwards. keep seeing - call - memes? " * - sean bean he's us.
til inventor tang , also invented pop rocks , cool whip , form instant-set jell-o , convenience foods.
til possibility of" hypertumors" , cancer tumor gets big gets cancer
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. everyone wants solve overpopulation problem , want die. both. live kids , even stick 1 kid. that's china's trying achieve since 70s establishing one-child law. 2014 ( give take 2 years , bad memory ) changed 2 kids max. source : chinese
til of" gish gallop" , fallacious debate tactic drowning opponent flood individually-weak arguments , opponent cannot possibly answer every falsehood real time. named after" duane gish" , prominent member creationist
til : vicodin six times potent codeine , hence name vi ( roman numeran six ) - codin
til gary webb , reporter san jose mercury news first broke story cia involvement cocaine trade , found dead with" two gunshot wounds head. " death , 2004 , ruled
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " [ removed ] use 2nd keep rest. fucks someone gun? edit : rest amendments. civil rest. people tanks bombs missiles drones? gun nuts think government views glock kind threat?
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. south park something told watch whilst growing up. never really gave much time recently. always saw childish trash. blown away social commentary good show actually is.
til gary webb , reporter san jose mercury news first broke story cia involvement cocaine trade , found dead with" two gunshot wounds head. " death , 2004 , ruled cia bad news. whether dealing drugs , providing children pedophiles , assassinating foreign heads state , acts completely without moral compass.
students avoid making eye contact could guilty racism , oxford university says
til schmidt jack nicholson 2003 golden globe award best performance actor motion picture drama. upon accepting award , nicholson quipped :" i'm little surprised. thought made comedy. "
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. til anti-vaxers trying save economy. til pro universal healthcare people destroying economy. think patriotic leaders trying withdraw healthcare 20-30 million americans? killing everyone much easier increasing wages benefits.
til mae jemison , first female african-american astronaut , inspired apply nasa star trek character , lieutenant uhura. jemison later went make cameo appearance star trek : next generation.
til maned wolf's urine smells much like marijuana caused police rotterdam zoo go hunt cannabis smokers
til three gorges dam china massive slowed rotation earth 60 nanoseconds nothing like 320 nanoseconds changed op's mom came world. actual photo [ born ] ( [URL] )
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels. human equivalent figuring jerk conditioner shampoo? wait jerk conditioner? i'll right back five minutes. what's taking long?
til oprah born single mother , wore potato sacks clothes , molested family , gave birth stillborn child 14 like not. still gotta respect her. like oprah? raise hand here. consistently given platform pseudoscience hucksters , pressed , shrugs saying something along lines trying inform people dr. oz legitimate doctor saved peoples lives. goddamn snake oil salesman. know entirely oprah fault , enabled supported it. think kind shitty that.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. hahaha. that's cockroach's theme , though. mexican hat dance , also known el jarabe tapato. know tapatio sauce makes military breakfasts bearable. shitty powdered eggs grey ( reason ) cardboard bacon? liberal application tapatio mix together make okay skillet. tapatio , iirc , means" guadalajara" get wrong , also great basic sauce slather shit needs sauce get through. yep , means guadalajara think seen sauce mention. pretty good spice things up. although valentina best. el yucateco ya wimp
til founder scientology , l. ron hubbard , commanded submarine wwii. performance was" substandard ," almost started war mexico ordering crew fire coronado islands.
til review of" lulu" , collaboration metallica lou reed , chuck klosterman wrote :" red hot chili peppers acoustically covered 12 worst primus songs starbucks , would still ( slightly
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. i'm uncomfortable , cant really explain ..
til cuba maximum wage law due individuals cannot earn 20 you. s. dollars per month.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. relaxed drank fifth vodka every day sorry fifth? american always wondered. google maybe people know too. edit : thanks everyone , know international standard alcohol volumes ever thought would. fifth gallon. 75 cl. context people use cl instead l ml? never really see uk , rest europe see instead millilitres volumes drinks lot , 33cl 50cl opposed 330ml 500ml
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax soon known as" retail credit agency" following congressional testimony. < two weeks later > okay , calling ourselves" credit mcchecky clown penis" literally name left. let's hope nothing goes wrong time. could always washington redskins credit agency rename trump credit agency. way , matter happens least 1/3 rd country believe anything bad lie.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. think got idea movie? ? 93.6 % hollywood films inspired eric cartman. study done yale , can't seem find link however ..
til australian funnel web spiders accidentally toxic given fact venom appears fairly harmless many animals except primates primates native australia.
til founding fathers officially stated treaty tripoli that" government united states america , sense , founded christian religion" .
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. oh , sorry , thought america gawl , sharon! love suddenly like season 8 randy became best character. favorite south park trivia trey parker dad named randy geologist ..
til carrots actually help people see dark. myth propaganda used royal air force explain pilots improved success night air battles , actually used disguise advances radar technology.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. worried purity drugs? visit nearest police station illegal drugs tested - free charge! i'm pick free boat could boat , could * * * mystery box * * *.
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. dogs. good. i've yet meet doggy immediately like. people? fuck people. asshole dogs.
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero. rip. passed away yesterday. sad numerous levels. usually , one spouse passes far behind. that's usually spouses old. fallacy with" retire , die" . people usually retire they're top notch ..
til wwii british spies posed fake charity groups hand special monopoly games allied prisoners war. games compasses , maps , real money , useful tools escaping.
til three four longest recorded sniper kills canadians
til 20th president james a. garfield ambidextrous versed greek latin. would sometimes entertain friends ask questions writing answers simultaneously latin greek using hands.
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold shit neighborhood 0 % chance working out?
til vladimir great russia confronted choice converting russia christianity islam. eventually chose christianity , islamic teaching alcohol , saying ," drinking joy rus '. cannot exist without pleasure. "
til penn jillette penn teller painted finger nails red joke response mother telling get manicure people would looking hands , always keeps one finger nail painted red memory mother. he's cool dude celebrity speaks anti-vaccine nonsense alright book. see feel like. people want abortions people want vaccines. what's difference?
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" really fucking picture , ops fault come reddit find advert. want bars wall [ think it? ] ( [URL] ) im trouble locating large breasted woman.
til yreka , california , bakery operated 100 years called yreka bakery , formed palindrome. business closed gallery opened spot , named yrella gallery would also form palindrome. cool see hometown reddit! glad know forgotten smirk_face
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind. space race byproduct developing icbms .. spacex merely clever front future top time post / r / prorevenge .. " bully school? i'll strand mars prison" .
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. wow amazing work dairy lobby
til king george v england dragon tattoo arm
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. father 4 , 1 16 year old girl ; confirm kids best hit teens , blow half shared data plan 8 days think know every fucking thing. edit : data
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone.
til ferrari monaco since schumacher 2001!
til average , genetic similarity two humans 99.9 %. 2 3 times genetic diversity within wild chimpanzee population , entire human gene pool.
til mtv's" clone high" cartoon cancelled people india conducted massive hunger strike googling maxim article depicting gandhi , coming across cartoon , featured gandhi character.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance holy shit , exactly came say. nuke too? implications comment massively scary. mean , many people would willingly stay sub deep underwater cramp / pressurized tube breathing recycled air.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. something something getting nailed seamen loose hips sink ships.
til russia's economy ( $ 1.3 ) 69 % size italy's economy ( $ 1.9 ). climate russia challenge agriculture , whereas italy perfect climate [ spaghetti trees ] ( [URL] ). yeah , russia lower gdp canada 4 times population. countries similar climate , must reasons , russia's gdp would 4 times canada's is.
til credit card" chip" technology ( aka emv ) rolled us almost 25 years old damn. they'll probably phase europe soon far know already begun talking that. sure replacing nfc. denmark new cards contact-less. use pin purchases 30 $. brit seems strange me. uk card machines accept pin amount , contactless works payments 30.
til soviet composer dmitri shostakovich obsessive regularly sent cards test well postal service working.
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league least qualified european competition we're capable winning .. enjoy maccabi tel aviv away cunts tel aviv lovely city really. let's hope they're miserable. horrific away trip tho. must furthest trip , right?
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. * soup meal. soup sandwich - - that's meal! , fucking not. anything , white person meal. mexico actually consider meals events spend time families , something eat breakroom white company work
til actors played brother sister on" dexter" began dating , fell love , got engaged , got married , got divorced , continuing play brother sister tv. also entertain storyline thought interested ( adopted ) brother romantically. think post divorce , must've weird tbh , weird case. uncomfortable unnecessary plotline. plotlines dexter? season 4 show trash
til american captives vietnam war would authenticate new prisoner's american identity tapping first five notes of" shave haircut" , cell wall , waiting appropriate response
til us , ground floor called 1st floor inside buildings
til maned wolf's urine smells much like marijuana caused police rotterdam zoo go hunt cannabis smokers
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. , got hired 15 times. that's positive. find insulting get hired 15 times takes almost year 700 applications get part time job.
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters.
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged league ~ ~ light ~ ~ little 5.5 km. 20,00 would 110,00 km. earth measures 12,750 km across equator. go 20,00 leagues deep , would end 17.6 thousand leagues space. according wikipedia verne used paris league 4km , 80 00km total.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " he's like actor take every script he's given yet remains highly respected still offered great roles. nic cage started ( he's oscar winner ) destroyed career. nic cage already peaked con air face / off. cannot top performances matter are. enjoyed matchstick men loathe nic cage , weatherman amazing movie. what's reasoning behind loathing him? even like he's bad dude. understand cage hate. like i'm mega fan , understand hate.
til grizzly bears feared respected native americans hunting required company 4 10 warriors done preparation ceremoniality intertribal warfare. * * til 2008 sleuth 30 bears besieged platinum mining compound olyotorsky district northern kamchatka. two guards killed prevented workers leaving homes * * article! oh god , they're organizing. never thought would read" bears besieged" sentence
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " hear saying it. he's actually great actor. watch" cider house rules ," favourite ," quiet american. " he's british nicholas cage. wants actually try he's great , he's willing half-ass whatever nonsense want throw way , provided pay it. oh , that's really unfair. he's adenoidal , one. watch older films , 1960s era onwards. harry palmer , alfie , man would king , etc. much better actor cage
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged league ~ ~ light ~ ~ little 5.5 km. 20,00 would 110,00 km. earth measures 12,750 km across equator. go 20,00 leagues deep , would end 17.6 thousand leagues space. yeah always confused me. never seemed obvious distance travelled depth. depth fathoms , no?
til man arrested warrant 2016 returning copy movie freddy got fingered. tom green agreed pay fines outrageous sum
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging
til ravens observed calling wolves site dead animals open carcass leave scraps accessible them.
til steve jobs took acid , said" taking lsd profound experience , one important things life" would seem there's wide range experiences lsd. since often dark enough thoughts nightmares terrifying , i'd definitely rather risk it.
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. wow amazing work dairy lobby
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league traditions broken. sunderland go , arsenal fail make top 4. leicester broke football spurs arsenal , too. wenger beating mourinho
til aztecs made swords embedded prismatic obsidian blades far sharper even high quality present day steel razor blades. bonus , obsidian brittle break bone , making injury much brutal. good also shattered spanish steel. fucking pay win dlc. op plz nerf. buy conquistador pack $ 19.99! enemy wont know smit them.
til james cameron supposed make spider man film 1990s leonardo dicaprio spider man & arnold schwarzenegger doctor octopus
til humans ' closest relative , bonobos , peaceful female-run society sex used resolve conflict. they" make love , war. "
til cops died illness linked 9/11 perished day
til carl jung sigmund freud met first time , talked thirteen hours straight
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. til anti-vaxers trying save economy. .. surprising revelation
til ted kaczynski ( unabomber ) updated alumni information harvard 2012 : called eight life sentences" awards" current occupation as" prisoner"
til town florida named frostproof marketing plot claim town would never citrus frost. less two years founding frost killed citrus town.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. til anti-vaxers trying save economy. sacrificing children. people's children compromised immune systems. adults behind booster shots.
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. amazingly , every guns n roses band member appetite destruction still alive. motley too? like f..?
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind.
til wilmer valderrama purchased vista cruiser used on" ' 70s show" $ 500 series ended. wonder many people figured name fes foreign exchange student name fes tho. i'm pretty sure never learnt name. mean , think eric , donna , hyde , kelso umm .. mila even knew.
til monty python's , always look bright side life played pa system end every iron maiden concert.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. also remember hearing china big homeless population worried optics shown exposed olympics .. sudden homeless problem.
til jfk prescribed use rocking chair ease back pain , enjoyed much would give rocking chairs gifts friends , family , heads state.
til 1986 interview , jackie gleason said considered suing hanna-barbera flintstones copy honeymooners , passed lawyers cautioned ," want known guy yanked fred flintstone air? ".
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. actually makes lot meaningful. hare nap job everyone would die anyways? guess story pointlessness achievement face unavoidable death? reading employ animals form part critical communications infrastructure simply speed / reliability / fault-tolerance / integrity properties modern built environment needs.
til - edison died nikola tesla wrote negative obituary nyt - made fun hygiene work ethic know history two makes sense almost amazing people aware tesla-edison history. edit : documentaries besides comic oatmeal posted. jesus people , comment something original. sadly can't clam know much , know edison fucked tesla general shit lots great documentaries show life depth. like prestige?
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. homeowner without kids : umbrella f-ing cheap stupid it. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. insurance broker , advise keep car keys , fireworks , anything incendiary , kid lock key.
til nikola tesla able integral calculus head , leading teachers believe cheating.
til male chicks born egg farms , considered useless. thus , disposed , grinding alive.
til credit card" chip" technology ( aka emv ) rolled us almost 25 years old damn. they'll probably phase europe soon far know already begun talking that. sure replacing nfc. denmark new cards contact-less. use pin purchases 30 $. wow , that's surprisingly low. canada usually either $ 50 $ 100 depending place. things probably lot cheaper too.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " wanna hear michael caine impression? ' ello , name michael caine.
til dave chappelle offered role bubba forrest gump turned thought movie would unsuccessful.
giroud scored 26 goals france. 19 friendlies.
til you. state texas roughly 10 % larger france almost twice large germany.
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. uneducated , furthest category extinct still extinction spectrum , every animal fit spectrum. like category field mice? edit : thanks answers guys! i'm authority , humans listed as" least concern" . likely latter. really category beyond that. " excess" . people get ideas .. know people ideas .. worried someone might make sort .. [ modest proposal? ] ( [URL] )
til william shatner recorded wake call played space shuttle discovery crew last day docked iss. saying" space , final frontier. voyages space shuttle discovery. 30 - year mission : .."
til actor martin sheen arrested total 66 times protesting acts civil disobedience - recently 2007 trespassing nevada nuclear test facility. imagine could president like character west wing .. american politics much closer house cards moment west wing read dc insiders find veep realistic portrayal jobs.
til japanese kamikaze pilots allowed return find suitable target. one pilot shot ninth return. wonder ever change mind made break it. much place make break for. americans / british would certainly shoot attempted land somewhere. guess could bail , know given chutes. that's true ditched swam around would've picked up. shot like buffalo. course , i'd assume they'd taken prisoner practical defenders. easy ditch without parachute though? chutes , hard all.
til - edison died nikola tesla wrote negative obituary nyt - made fun hygiene work ethic almost amazing people aware tesla-edison history. edit : documentaries besides comic oatmeal posted. jesus people , comment something original. sadly can't clam know much , know edison fucked tesla general shit lots great documentaries show life depth. like prestige? yep. sad people know tesla inventing teleportation.
til death steve irwin , speculated series revenge killings , least ten stingrays found dead mutilated coast queensland that's literally last thing would wanted ..
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. episode 30 rock , character pete hornberger never overachieves avoid getting promoted head. pete underrated character. cared juust enough much. girlfriend recently mentioned watching 30 rock again. pay attention pete thoroughly convinced glue holds show together. one favorite parts 30 rock pete gets jack agree give per diem gas , situation , jack agree. " yes! hornberger! "
til carl jung sigmund freud met first time , talked thirteen hours straight
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. say find job love , never work day life. little tougher happen love smoking drinking whiskey , done. forget swallowing raw eggs. would raw eggs make voice rough? raw eggs would line throat could gargling harsh sounds without damaging vocal chords hurting throat. it'd like thick milkshake attempting extreme metal vocals.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. actual source wiki link book ' silk roads ' peter frankopan.
til james cameron supposed make spider man film 1990s leonardo dicaprio spider man & arnold schwarzenegger doctor octopus
audrey hepburn's first starring role ' roman holiday ' ( 1953 ). gregory peck insisted hepburn's name appear film's title font large :" got change she'll big star i'll look gregory peck awesome dude. would appear knew up. gonna turn audrey hepburn love-in , talk wait dark. god damn love movie.
til aztec empire one first societies mandatory education children regardless gender rank.
til general napier asked respect indian custom burning widows husband's funeral pyre , replied english custom hang murderers.
til : original 1983 v miniseries inspired 1935 novel happen american fascists replaced alien occupying force make easier market.
til oj simpson's father well-known drag queen sf area died aids 1986.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " hear saying it. he's actually great actor. watch" cider house rules ," favourite ," quiet american. " he's british nicholas cage. wants actually try he's great , he's willing half-ass whatever nonsense want throw way , provided pay it. oh , that's really unfair. he's adenoidal , one. watch older films , 1960s era onwards. harry palmer , alfie , man would king , etc. much better actor cage
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us well , there's sodium dasani , could little salty. there's probably semen protein water
til response a" catastrophic emergency ," united states government suspended replaced single , combined branch" coordinated" president , indefinitely.
til response a" catastrophic emergency ," united states government suspended replaced single , combined branch" coordinated" president , indefinitely. i'm flashbacks star wars prequels
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity. " synthesized uric acid , sold $ 25,00 build house it. warlock mars , bitch" - william shatner charlie sheen roast. actual quote? watch roast charlie sheen. says something sorts. shatner amazing , really really funny. also kind dick , accounts
til band chumbawamba , mainly known ubiquitous hit" tubthumping" , actually politically charged anarcho-punk band advised fans steal music chain stores.
.. annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank surroundings. imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " " nested simulations would taxing systems. we'll make physically impossible. "" how? "" i'm sure , we'll make something like speed light. " came comments , left questioning life.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes method acting. helicopters middle earth. really got character. lot work die 1st movie trilogy. watch extended. watching brormir faramir actually act together amazing makes miss boromir instead despising trying take ring can't hate boromir wanting take ring .. ring evil , manipulative little shit
til movie , - 571 , states americans responsible capturing first enigma machine. truth first enigma machine captured british , 7 months americans entered war.
til david hahn , 17 years old attempted build nuclear reactor backyard , one point emitting 100 times normal background radiation.
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity. " synthesized uric acid , sold $ 25,00 build house it. warlock mars , bitch" - william shatner charlie sheen roast. actual quote? watch roast charlie sheen. says something sorts. shatner amazing , really really funny.
til gino bartali - champion italian cyclist. wwii , cycled italy carrying messages italian resistance. even smuggled jews wagon secret compartment telling people part training.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. [ chart elon's life ] ( [URL] ) fucking hell i'm useless. dad gave 28,00 dollars bet could come something
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. 1. rent plane 2. bless rain clouds fly , turn local downfall holy water 3. secretly baptise everyone 4. ~ ~? ?? ~ ~ collect tithes 5. profit bless rain clouds aafricaa
warriors 5 team captains ( curry , kd , klay , dray iggy ) 15 players. one third roster made captains
til tic tacs mainly made sugar allowed labelled zero sugar per serving despite sugar due weight.
til : samuel morse invented telegraph received letter wife's failing health .. she'd died.
til yreka , california , bakery operated 100 years called yreka bakery , formed palindrome. business closed gallery opened spot , named yrella gallery would also form palindrome. cool see hometown reddit! glad know forgotten smirk_face hey fellow yrekian!
til least two peer-reviewed medical studies suggested stickers mr. yuk , green face used label poisonous household objects , effectively keep children away potential poisons may even attract children.
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. duff used drink gallon vodka per day. ' cut back ' 10 bottles wine day. pancreas swelled size rugby ball told continued drinking would die soon. he's picture health ever earth possible? died? human body lot stronger one may think. drink 20 beers day ive never felt better! * explosive diarrhea intensifies *
til kimi raikkonen two points away winning 2003 drivers championship winning one race entire season
students avoid making eye contact could guilty racism , oxford university says
til single asteroid , named hebe , origin 40 % meteorites hit earth.
til darko milicic , drafted 2nd overall 2003 nba draft ( carmelo anthony , dwyane wade chris bosh ) currently apple farmer serbia.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " gene hackman asked starred superman said" give 2 million reasons why" particularly great reasons , taken together , become impossible refuse. wait minute , superman good though! ! f..! !! ?? superman iv however i've never heard this" superman iv" .. low budget movie terrible plot bad acting? / almost sarcasm try pretend idea never came like idea nicholas cage considered superman role.
til woman started mothers day usa wished never started day commercialism behind got control
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. tall 78 storeys? well storey floor 78 floors tall floor? long piece string? many roads must man walk , call man?
til average , genetic similarity two humans 99.9 %. 2 3 times genetic diversity within wild chimpanzee population , entire human gene pool.
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax soon known as" retail credit agency" following congressional testimony. < two weeks later > okay , calling ourselves" credit mcchecky clown penis" literally name left. let's hope nothing goes wrong time. could always washington redskins credit agency rename trump credit agency. way , matter happens least 1/3 rd country believe anything bad lie.
til name hotmail chosen contains html , originally styled hotmail.
britain leaving eu europe
til rodney mullen considered the" godfather" modern street skating. he's credited inventing 37 tricks including flatground ollie , kickflip , heelflip , 360 flip.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. many confused. answer homeowner's insurance likely umbrella coverage. insurance clearly covered acts caused residents household. result , victims could sue parents actually get damages. homeowners insurance include? yep , umbrella policy. one added mine. $ 1 million covers pretty much anything around $ 300 / year. whats funny teenager moves it'll drop $ 120 / year! homeowner without kids : umbrella f-ing cheap stupid it. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never.
til programmers atari late 70s went ceo company asking royalties names included boxes , turned went formed company - - activision
til steve jobs took acid , said" taking lsd profound experience , one important things life" would seem there's wide range experiences lsd. since often dark enough thoughts nightmares terrifying , i'd definitely rather risk it. smart. know thyself truly know thyself afraid taking lsd truly know lsd would definitely afraid taking lsd. good-time party drug folks. exactly jobs described , profound experience. definitely fear almost like fear god.
til credit card" chip" technology ( aka emv ) rolled us almost 25 years old yeah , went england years ago , everyone chips. one kid market register thought card super advanced american chip. america behind lots stuff .. windows capability 500 years ago example. [ look this. ] ( [URL] ) wait wait wait .. thought everyone uses windows like that. americans don't?
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero. " fantastic four movie mistake" ~ stan lee * probably *
til 1984 mcdonalds offered free big macs , fries , coke gold silver bronze olympics. year soviet union boycotted us olympics therefore us got many medals expected became huge failure
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging fishwife hanged murdering illegitimate infant shortly birth. long long ago , especially evidenced roman empire , infanticide often even considered crime baby six months old. guess lived wrong era. [URL]
til colonel david stirling , founder sas , personally strangled 41 men.
til michael jackson would requested wine served diet coke cans flights , want kids see drinking alcohol.
til star wars , yoda's unusual speaking style maintained estonian dubs movie , grammatically correct.
til japanese kamikaze pilots allowed return find suitable target. one pilot shot ninth return. wikipedia article :" even fairy tales little children promoted kamikaze. " anyone know english translation? believe called winnie pooh brings death america.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging r / accidentalpun that's great sub , thanks roping in! loop. puns tight! ! #do get it? noose tight. still get it.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance performance navy though? recently collided boats? not. promoted!
til writing staff futurama held 3 ph. d. , seven master's degrees , cumulatively 50 years harvard university. series writer patric m. verrone stated ," easily overeducated cartoon writers history"
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen
til 2002 fake sequel harry potter appeared china title" harry potter bao zuolong. " book consists text jrr tolkien's hobbit names changed harry potter characters.
til english word cereal derived ' ceres ' , roman goddess harvest agriculture.
til sir isaac newton , master royal mint , personally went undercover bars taverns root rampant counterfeiting , high treason ( punishable hanged , drawn quartered ). successfully prosecuted 28
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. raccoon hacked bank america account transferred money checking offshore account cayman islands. raccoon stole 20 dollars?
til darko milicic , drafted 2nd overall 2003 nba draft ( carmelo anthony , dwyane wade chris bosh ) currently apple farmer serbia.
til world premiere blazing saddles took place drive-in theater burbank , ca 200 guests watched film horseback.
til scrappy-doo , widely considered one hated characters fiction , appeared animated scooby-doo production since 1988 due audience backlash.
til russia's economy ( $ 1.3 ) 69 % size italy's economy ( $ 1.9 ).
til prohibition , people used get prescriptions ' medical ' wine alcohol , like today weed.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels. human equivalent figuring jerk conditioner shampoo? wait jerk conditioner? i'll right back five minutes. what's taking long?
til 1959 , you. s. postal service successfully shipped mail using cruise missile , delivering cargo new jersey florida 22 minutes
til woman started mothers day usa wished never started day commercialism behind got control
til hunkerin ' , fad 1950s america people would rest squatting position hours time even hold hunkerin ' competitions
til korean dmz accidentally created one world's well-preserved nature reserves
til prohibition , people used get prescriptions ' medical ' wine alcohol , like today weed.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. overdue another #purge! people could wrap stop shitting many kids cause they're bored. really understand people children. wife really stable jobs city good economy affordable housing yet kid huge economical decision .. one whim ; plan right time it.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. oh fucking * god * , poor guy. blame slightest. [ song ones wondering ] ( [URL] ) mexican , ofensive migth think. great song truly represents culture. like choose [ frijolero ] ( [URL] ) [ el sonidito ] ( [URL] )
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. yeah , actually died narcissistic personality disorder. yeah can't believe dude commercial comparing fucking gandhi , egomaniac.
til reindeer one mammals see uv light , allowing see lichen , polar bears snow , urine trails people get cataract surgery eyes also report seeing you. v purple haze grocery story scanners you. v sources. see growing old bad haha edit * wow comment went crazy! i've read , we're capable seeing uv light lens protects blocks it. uv light damages vision , problem short-lived animals we're short-lived. lenses darkens time? get damaged uv? babies see world brightly aged people? sort of. uv light causes oxidization lens time causes yellow yes , cataracts. wear sunglasses even cloudy days. wear sunglasses night.
til 80s hair band winger trace massive mid - 90s downfall popularity mocked relentlessly on" beavis butt-head" subsequent mike judge projects
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. hell * * can't remember solution tasks three years. barely remember password internet webpages. google ask want remember password wait see password entered right one. legitimately changed password twice one day i'm bad remembering them. i'm 63 character password
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. something something getting nailed seamen loose hips sink ships.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. hence term" irony" * another made fact brought reddit * get made-up facts r / politics!
til town florida named frostproof marketing plot claim town would never citrus frost. less two years founding frost killed citrus town. never thought i'd see til local place seeing i'm middle nowhere
til eunus , slave-magician joked stage planned overthrow roman rule become king sicily. led huge slave uprising , kept promises spare lives left tips.
til sir isaac newton , master royal mint , personally went undercover bars taverns root rampant counterfeiting , high treason ( punishable hanged , drawn quartered ). successfully prosecuted 28
til jesus actor jim caviezel struck lightning whilst filming passion christ
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters. german. til kill shelters. too. shelter kill doggos? no-kill shelters over-crowded selective dogs take funding infinite. un-adoptable dogs no-kill shelters wait agony die. better kill them? know man , sounds wrong.
til picture severed japanese head tank turret published life magazine february 1 , 1943 , generated less protest letters image mistreated cat issue.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. seinfeld taught many lessons. one favorite remember courtesy wave. never double dip. re-gift eat peas one time. eat snickers bar knife fork.
til that" elephants capable swimmers. recorded swimming six hours without touching bottom , travelled far 48 km ( 30 mi ) stretch speeds 2.1 km / h ( 1 mph
til : 76 % known serial killers 20th century united states. key word is" known" countries catch acknowledge serial killers. russia bragged usa serial killers. truth never coordinated police force tie crimes together. like iran saying homosexuals.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. actual source wiki link book ' silk roads ' peter frankopan. ever read" years rice salt" kim stanley robinson? fiction , would've happened black death killed 90 % europe instead 50 %. good read.
til george washington massive chain strung across hudson river order keep british sailing upriver. link weighed 100 + pounds.
til : 76 % known serial killers 20th century united states. key word is" known" countries catch acknowledge serial killers. russia bragged usa serial killers. truth never coordinated police force tie crimes together.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families.
til 20th president james a. garfield ambidextrous versed greek latin. would sometimes entertain friends ask questions writing answers simultaneously latin greek using hands.
david robinson grew tall ( 7 ' 0" graduation ) naval academy could served sea , hurting career us navy. instead leaving academy , compromise served two years shore duty
til bridget loves bernie , highest rated tv show ever canceled one season. cbs show creators forced cancel show receiving death threats jews , angered show featured catholic marrying jew.
til luxembourg liberated nazism 1944 , returning government impressed regulations laws concerning tax employment nazis made , decided simply keep them.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen [ knew ] ( [URL] ) edit : seriously , [ knew ] ( [URL] ).
til cuba maximum wage law due individuals cannot earn 20 you. s. dollars per month.
til international data code switzerland ch , stands confoederatio helvetica , latin name country. switzerland chose code avoid favouring four official languages.
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. .. realized like dogs alive 9/11 probably dead .. =[
til enough water lake superior flood entire landmasses north south america depth 1 foot. contains 3 quadrillion gallons fresh water.
til japanese kamikaze pilots allowed return find suitable target. one pilot shot ninth return. wikipedia article :" even fairy tales little children promoted kamikaze. " anyone know english translation? believe called winnie pooh brings death america.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. evaded secret service managed make whitehouse grounds whilst underwear. someone shat brick night. either none whitehouse security team balls man handle russian premier back indoors , yeltsin drunk af embarrassing russia problem , choke holding head state diplomatic incident
til honey bees ejaculate forcefully penises explode. kills honey bee.
til double-blind study published nature showed experienced astrologers better determining people psychological traits based location stars birth someone randomly guessing them.
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. tall 78 storeys? well storey floor 78 floors tall floor? long piece string? many roads must man walk , call man?
til : nixon sent champagne note saying" justice ultimately prevails" mark felt pardoned reagan. 30 years later , revealed mark felt was" deep throat" helped bring watergate cover-up light. good ol ' days government held accountable actions edit : probably put / end this. think sarcasm came across. remember spying without warrant something concerned about? remember americans condemned torture barbaric shameful? 24 told ends justify means fine. [ jack bauer also told shoving bath towel someones throat remove stomach pulled out. ] ( [URL] )
til vietnam war 30,00 american draft dodgers fled canada , number canadians volunteered fight
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. yeah , actually died narcissistic personality disorder. yeah can't believe dude commercial comparing fucking gandhi , egomaniac.
til johann tetzel , indulgence salesman martin luther's time , asked indulgence could purchased future sins. said yes , later beaten robbed buyer , said act future sin question.
til mike myers loosely based dr. evil character former snl boss lorne micheals. dr. evil's phrase" throw frickin ' bone , people ," supposedly something michaels said many times script
til : british used concentration camps commit genocide kenya 1950 ' s.
til classic pc game" baldur's gate" developed , alongside engine , 18 months team 60 people never worked video game before. still one best rpg games ever made. recently re-released ' enhanced edition ' even enjoyable play now.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. never liked seinfeld younger. maybe appreciate older. possibly. think may hard time identifying b / c lot conflict lost b / c technology. imagine living world w / cell phones.
til japanese kamikaze pilots allowed return find suitable target. one pilot shot ninth return. wikipedia article :" even fairy tales little children promoted kamikaze. " anyone know english translation? believe called winnie pooh brings death america.
trivia : winner hungarian gp gone win title since 2004
til jaleel white hated playing role steve urkel in" family matters. " series cancelled , said ," ever see character , take put bullet head put misery. "
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance army get promoted based fast run two miles. buddy mine great leadership capabilities got passed guy eats crayons run.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " they're realizing able transcend it. even beginning believe real chance within lifetimes. " " damn. sim 7422 reached awareness again. wipe start over. "
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax ha , sallie mae thing reason. think know , navient.
chiefs qb elvis grbac selected people's" sexiest athlete alive" 1998 accident. rather offend grbac , magazine ran
til recent educational experiment suggested reading" boy cried wolf" increased children's likelihood lying. hand , reading book george washington cherry tree decreased likelihood dramatically.
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. there's message somewhere promoting someone higher responsibilities based past experience based qualifications. maybe important promote higher based actual ability rather qualification ( winning race )
til korean dmz accidentally created one world's well-preserved nature reserves
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. wow amazing work dairy lobby dairy industry done impressive things years. food pyramid designed specifically encourage milk cheese consumption help struggling dairy farmers.
til george washington massive chain strung across hudson river order keep british sailing upriver. link weighed 100 + pounds.
til african american men incarcerated you. s. total prison populations india , argentina , canada , lebanon , japan , germany , finland , israel england combined.
til 360 kilogrammes lunar soil samples brought back apollo missions rusted corroding vacuum bottle seals exposed water oxygen earth's atmosphere.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging fishwife hanged murdering illegitimate infant shortly birth. well blame then. gave birth ungodly human / fish chimera would expect do? kill get's big. mean , makes sense me.
til actors played brother sister on" dexter" began dating , fell love , got engaged , got married , got divorced , continuing play brother sister tv. also entertain storyline thought interested ( adopted ) brother romantically. think post divorce , must've weird tbh , weird case. uncomfortable unnecessary plotline. plotlines dexter? season 4 show trash gawd season 4 awesome.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families.
til gowanus canal brooklyn , nyc polluted unidentifiable new forms microbiological life arisen sludge
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. [URL] hahaha. that's cockroach's theme , though. mexican hat dance , also known el jarabe tapato. know tapatio sauce makes military breakfasts bearable. shitty powdered eggs grey ( reason ) cardboard bacon? liberal application tapatio mix together make okay skillet. tapatio , iirc , means" guadalajara" get wrong , also great basic sauce slather shit needs sauce get through. also pretty good sign restaurant more-or-less authentic. edit : guess wrong. todo : try valentina.
til classic pc game" baldur's gate" developed , alongside engine , 18 months team 60 people never worked video game before.
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches wait cockroaches bite? ?? worry , sleeping inside mouth. inside ear since can't turn around inside ear canal , burrow deeper brain.
til last words serial killer peter krten were" tell .. head chopped , still able hear , least moment , sound blood gushing stump neck? would pleasure end pleasures. " mean guy real jerk.
til coelacanths thought extinct since cretaceous period , yet discovered alive 1938
til that" elephants capable swimmers. recorded swimming six hours without touching bottom , travelled far 48 km ( 30 mi ) stretch speeds 2.1 km / h ( 1 mph
til cuba maximum wage law due individuals cannot earn 20 you. s. dollars per month.
til writing staff futurama held 3 ph. d. , seven master's degrees , cumulatively 50 years harvard university. series writer patric m. verrone stated ," easily overeducated cartoon writers history"
til davy crockett , congressman you. s. house representatives , opposed president andrew jackson's 1830 indian removal act member tennessee delegation vote it. six years later died defending alamo.
til vanessa carlton wrote riff for" thousand miles" 1998. upon hearing mother told her" vanessa , that's hit song. "
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. would raw eggs make voice rough? raw eggs would line throat could gargling harsh sounds without damaging vocal chords hurting throat. it'd like thick milkshake attempting extreme metal vocals. mean , i'd probably rather milkshake. healthy metal vocals. vegan black metal , kvlt right now.
til : 76 % known serial killers 20th century united states. key word is" known" countries catch acknowledge serial killers. russia bragged usa serial killers. truth never coordinated police force tie crimes together. like iran saying homosexuals. thought implying killed
til schmidt jack nicholson 2003 golden globe award best performance actor motion picture drama. upon accepting award , nicholson quipped :" i'm little surprised. thought made comedy. "
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " he's like actor take every script he's given yet remains highly respected still offered great roles. nic cage started ( he's oscar winner ) destroyed career.
til movie , - 571 , states americans responsible capturing first enigma machine. truth first enigma machine captured british , 7 months americans entered war.
til : vicodin six times potent codeine , hence name vi ( roman numeran six ) - codin
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us ive never heard life aside british people from? thought common across us.
til 3 banana companies overthrew government honduras.
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. anyone care explain raw eggs whiskey changes person's voice? whiskey cigarettes work like charm. source : tom waits
til michael jackson would requested wine served diet coke cans flights , want kids see drinking alcohol. " there's accident like geico , thought burned like pepsi michael" - kanye west , wire , song car crash early career. voice generation , y'all. " generation's closest thing einstein. " * kanye west ," saint pablo" nobody loves kanye much kanye loves kanye. wish someone loved much kanye loves kanye
til british supermarket chain iceland eu-wide trademark name , take legal action icelandic companies use it. icelandic government applied trademark invalidated , far without success.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. something something getting nailed seamen loose hips sink ships. would still stick with" loose lips" , different set. seaman guzzler! report! seaman staines? !? ! anybody!
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches wait cockroaches bite? ??
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us americans say" got lot spunk kid" . said you. k would arrested. maybe 1940s .. gal's got moxie! look well takes spunk!
til woman started mothers day usa wished never started day commercialism behind got control
til steve jobs took acid , said" taking lsd profound experience , one important things life" would seem there's wide range experiences lsd. since often dark enough thoughts nightmares terrifying , i'd definitely rather risk it. maybe always disappointed bored experience every time tried it. maybe cheap stuff tried handful times life different" retailers. "
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. kind genius really evil - let people dissenters come , give secret police holiday. hope kind trick works though. mao 60 years ago. , , work once. means works per generation people , no?
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. hell * * can't remember solution tasks three years.
til possibility of" hypertumors" , cancer tumor gets big gets cancer
til : jeff daniels got paid $ 50,00 role dumb dumber , jim carrey got paid $ 7mil.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. months sea probably care ship's integrity compromised ..
til despite immense wealth , john d. rockefeller always took train mansion downtown new york office every day. often harassed beggars passengers , refused travel bodyguards use private transportation.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. sailors , much like prisoners , historically relations members sex crew due lack women. possible? turn gay there's women around? , don't" turn gay" . cums point though warm hole warm hole. edit : there's nothing gay exploring! i'm done puns yeah nothing gay it. two straight dudes butt sex. mean think , gayest thing world sex woman. soft frilly smell like flowers. that's straight queer. fucking dude? muscles sweat , manly thing do.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims also sadistic beleif ill suffer , often denying basic comforts medicine. piece shit person hid guise charity got away mostly hid people made others uncomfortable ( ill ).
til lexus april fool's day joke , introduced" variable load coupling rear orientation ( v-lcro )" seats , technology attaches driver seat velcro allow aggressive turns.
warriors 5 team captains ( curry , kd , klay , dray iggy ) 15 players. one third roster made captains
til butane canisters manufactured exclusively south korea. exception single manufacturer houston texas.
til 1975 , physicist kip thorne bet stephen hawking one year issues penthouse magazine black holes exist. thorne won.
til actor martin sheen arrested total 66 times protesting acts civil disobedience - recently 2007 trespassing nevada nuclear test facility. illusive man strikes martin sheen great pick character.
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. .. realized like dogs alive 9/11 probably dead .. =[ dog born 199 happy_face dog still alive? isn't. probably dispose body. is. turning 18 june.
til 7 players tournament big 4 competed. stan one since 2010
til that" kiln" originally pronounced silent" n. " linguists believe written descriptions kilns reached people never heard ; assumed the" n" pronounced , mispronunciation took over.
til grizzly bears feared respected native americans hunting required company 4 10 warriors done preparation ceremoniality intertribal warfare. * * til 2008 sleuth 30 bears besieged platinum mining compound olyotorsky district northern kamchatka. two guards killed prevented workers leaving homes * * article! oh god , they're organizing.
til hamburgers called started burgers made ham , actually named german city hamburg
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. say find job love , never work day life. little tougher happen love smoking drinking whiskey , done.
til battle germantown , 177 , cease fire called due small terrier wandering battlefield.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " they're realizing able transcend it. even beginning believe real chance within lifetimes. " " damn. sim 7422 reached awareness again. wipe start over. "
til judd apatow watched movie" true romance" idea floyd , beloved stoner character played brad pitt , finally leaving apartment getting chased bad guys. idea ended becoming" pineapple express" .
til shooting american f - 117 stealth attack aircraft 199 , serbian propaganda posters read" sorry , know invisible"
til recordings existed alexander graham bell's voice wax cardboard disc discovered 2013. hear bell say scottish-tinged accent" hear voice. .. . alexander. . graham. . bell"
til david letterman created scholarship average" c student ," recognizing marks , extraordinary amazing ways.
til english word cereal derived ' ceres ' , roman goddess harvest agriculture.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. * soup meal. depends soup. pho soup meal. mostly non-soup parts.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. went become one evil morally deprived corporations existence ..
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold hoa's : even once. usually" hoa's : never again" , folks get wise previous home shopping. grew without hoas , grew family farm , surrounded ritzy subdivisions hoas , heard nothing horror stories them. got place , refused accept anything hoa. consider hoa neighborhoods purchasing. deal shitty neighbors occasion , price freedom. sounds like hoa guarantees least one shitty neighbour anyway.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. " boris yeltsin first words you. s. president clinton upon meeting 1995 , think o. j. it? " guy like relaxed uncle.
til vanessa carlton wrote riff for" thousand miles" 1998. upon hearing mother told her" vanessa , that's hit song. "
til world premiere blazing saddles took place drive-in theater burbank , ca 200 guests watched film horseback.
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax ha , sallie mae thing reason. think know , navient. * ahem * xfiniti cough * spectrum * cough yeah really suck cox. spectrum , pay $ 55 / mo 250/25 bandwidth caps. pretty much everyone talk worse speeds higher price.
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. dogs. good. i've yet meet doggy immediately like. people? fuck people. asshole dogs.
til hitler nazi officials outlawed animal cruelty including boiling live lobsters.
til kangaroos fart burp. instead , methane converted acetate , used generate energy
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " wanna hear michael caine impression? ' ello , name michael caine.
til sitting bull touring buffalo bill's wild west show , impressed annie oakley's shooting abilities charmed character gave name" little sure shot" symbolically adopted daughter. sounds suspiciously like something a" wild west show" promoter would come with. welcome like 85 percent us history " greatest country world" . founded genocide slavery. yup , checks out.
til movie , - 571 , states americans responsible capturing first enigma machine. truth first enigma machine captured british , 7 months americans entered war.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. island women , defeating english navy power pussy. well , english disease ( regular venereal ) went kill 9/10 tahiti population.
til valentine's day japan , women give male co-workers chocolate. unpopular co-workers receive cheap giri-choko (" ultra-obligatory" chocolate ) others receive honmei-choko (" true feeling chocolate" ).
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. i'm christian , bible got absolutely right said ," love money root evil. " well , actually says" root kinds evil. " translation holding as" correct? " sell translation says love money totally fine. guy translates
til male chicks born egg farms , considered useless. thus , disposed , grinding alive. faint heart. [ ns ] ( [URL] ) | [ fw ] ( [URL] )
til queen elizabeth ii trained mechanic. learned skills wwii ( 1945 ) part auxiliary territorial service.
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. tall 78 storeys? well storey floor 78 floors tall floor? long piece string? many roads must man walk , call man?
til actors played brother sister on" dexter" began dating , fell love , got engaged , got married , got divorced , continuing play brother sister tv. there's something actress. kinda hot , sometimes , kinda strange looking.
til dave chappelle offered role bubba forrest gump turned thought movie would unsuccessful.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. evaded secret service managed make whitehouse grounds whilst underwear. someone shat brick night. either none whitehouse security team balls man handle russian premier back indoors , yeltsin drunk af embarrassing russia problem , choke holding head state diplomatic incident would also diplomatic incident , though , someone managed harm yeltsin state , part result sufficient protection around time.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. evaded secret service managed make whitehouse grounds whilst underwear. someone shat brick night. either none whitehouse security team balls man handle russian premier back indoors , yeltsin drunk af embarrassing russia problem , choke holding head state diplomatic incident would also diplomatic incident , though , someone managed harm yeltsin state , part result sufficient protection around time.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape.
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001.
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax
til korean dmz accidentally created one world's well-preserved nature reserves
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. actually makes lot meaningful. hare nap job everyone would die anyways? guess story pointlessness achievement face unavoidable death?
til single helmet air force's new f - 35 fighter costs $ 400,00
til hamburgers called started burgers made ham , actually named german city hamburg
til actor martin sheen married woman 56 years
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. raccoon hacked bank america account transferred money checking offshore account cayman islands. raccoon stole 20 dollars?
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen [ knew ] ( [URL] ) edit : seriously , [ knew ] ( [URL] ). jesus christ. anyone marketing stop say" hey , maybe guy lying back , mouth wide open , eyes closed. sort looks like getting facial. " i've never seen water ad person drinking missing mouth
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. remember pudding eating bm yesterday .. " .. pudding eating , going sue" said trey parker. probably heard took scene post. .. eat then? ??
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. relaxed drank fifth vodka every day sorry fifth? american always wondered. google maybe people know too. edit : thanks everyone , know international standard alcohol volumes ever thought would. fifth gallon. 75 cl. context people use cl instead l ml? never really see uk , rest europe see instead millilitres volumes drinks lot , 33cl 50cl opposed 330ml 500ml
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels. human equivalent figuring jerk conditioner shampoo?
til seinfeld episode" revenge" based experience screenwriter larry david , quit job saturday night live , felt made mistake reached home , returned following morning nothing happened.
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. job's belief alternative medicine surprising. one point fruitarian believed fruitarians bo , bathe. iirc ashton kutcher tried replicate diet stop due development pancreatic issues. movie role?
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. yeah , actually died narcissistic personality disorder. yeah can't believe dude commercial comparing fucking gandhi , egomaniac.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging fishwife hanged murdering illegitimate infant shortly birth. long long ago , especially evidenced roman empire , infanticide often even considered crime baby six months old. guess lived wrong era. [URL] that's incredibly heartbreaking know.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " [ removed ] want sad_face want smile mean .. wish could get along like used middle school .. wish could bake cake filled rainbows smiles everyone would eat happy ..
til oprah born single mother , wore potato sacks clothes , molested family , gave birth stillborn child 14
til - edison died nikola tesla wrote negative obituary nyt - made fun hygiene work ethic know history two makes sense almost amazing people aware tesla-edison history. edit : documentaries besides comic oatmeal posted. jesus people , comment something original. sadly can't clam know much , know edison fucked tesla general shit lots great documentaries show life depth. like prestige?
til hamburgers called started burgers made ham , actually named german city hamburg
til response a" catastrophic emergency ," united states government suspended replaced single , combined branch" coordinated" president , indefinitely.
til people red hair sensitive thermal pain , less sensitive electrically induced pain , require larger amounts anesthetics people without red hair due mutation melanocortin 1 receptor.
til gunsmoke , longest running television series 20th century , cancelled abruptly cbs even bother tell cast crew. read trade publications next day.
storyline chronological order ridley scott's alien prequels goes" prometheus , awakening , covenant" . awakening screenplay already written along elizabeth shaw david 8 featured it.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly shame people learned mistakes pre-ww 2 germany.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" really fucking picture , ops fault come reddit find advert. want bars wall [ think it? ] ( [URL] ) im trouble locating large breasted woman.
til thomas jefferson kept shetland sheep white house. attacked several people , killed small boy , eventually called" abominable animal" . adorab - wait , * killed * child? back then? presidents goat killed one children. take it? " oh ok mr. president. love anyways" * kicks * well kids back pretty decent chance diying anyways.
til historians believe fate christianity hinged battle tours arab invasion force defeated frankish force present-day france , preventing spread islam western europe preserving christianity religion europe.
til steve jobs took acid , said" taking lsd profound experience , one important things life" would seem there's wide range experiences lsd. since often dark enough thoughts nightmares terrifying , i'd definitely rather risk it. maybe always disappointed bored experience every time tried it. maybe cheap stuff tried handful times life different" retailers. "
til marvel's first movie , howard duck , bombed box office. cost estimated $ 37 million , grossed $ 38 million internationally , netting $ 1 million.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. something something getting nailed seamen
til drummer police composed spyro dragon soundtrack
since 200 , pittsburgh steelers 27-9 record versus cincinnati bengals , making one most" one-sided rivalries" professional sports.
til medal honor recipient , master sergeant roy benavidez. 37 wounds bullets , bayonets , shrapnel. thought dead , spit face doctor zipping body bag.
til michael jackson would requested wine served diet coke cans flights , want kids see drinking alcohol.
til least two peer-reviewed medical studies suggested stickers mr. yuk , green face used label poisonous household objects , effectively keep children away potential poisons may even attract children.
til sir isaac newton , master royal mint , personally went undercover bars taverns root rampant counterfeiting , high treason ( punishable hanged , drawn quartered ). successfully prosecuted 28
til day crew battleship uss texas intentionally flooded torpedo tube order cause 2 degree list , giving main guns enough extra elevation boost range & hit target mainland. wwii-era russian tanks often said happiest tanks world? barely gun depression laughing_face [ meanwhile america ] ( [URL] ) ( i'm like 50 % sure go little lower )
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. dogs. good. i've yet meet doggy immediately like. people? fuck people. asshole dogs.
til historians believe fate christianity hinged battle tours arab invasion force defeated frankish force present-day france , preventing spread islam western europe preserving christianity religion europe.
til russia's economy ( $ 1.3 ) 69 % size italy's economy ( $ 1.9 ).
til michael jackson would requested wine served diet coke cans flights , want kids see drinking alcohol. " there's accident like geico , thought burned like pepsi michael" - kanye west , wire , song car crash early career. voice generation , y'all. " generation's closest thing einstein. " * kanye west ," saint pablo" nobody loves kanye much kanye loves kanye. wish someone loved much kanye loves kanye
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. kind genius really evil - let people dissenters come , give secret police holiday. hope kind trick works though. mao 60 years ago. , , work once. means works per generation people , no?
til clippy unpopular time , part windows xp's marketing making people aware could disable him. always changed dog tricks .. wow feel old. also desktop sheep app?
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers.
til astronaut sunita williams first person run marathon space , finishing 4 hours 24 minutes treadmill aboard international space station.
til actors played brother sister on" dexter" began dating , fell love , got engaged , got married , got divorced , continuing play brother sister tv. there's something actress. kinda hot , sometimes , kinda strange looking.
til vietnam war 30,00 american draft dodgers fled canada , number canadians volunteered fight
til grizzly bears feared respected native americans hunting required company 4 10 warriors done preparation ceremoniality intertribal warfare. * * til 2008 sleuth 30 bears besieged platinum mining compound olyotorsky district northern kamchatka. two guards killed prevented workers leaving homes * * article! oh god , they're organizing. never thought would read" bears besieged" sentence
til genghis khan tengrist , religiously tolerant interested learning philosophical moral lessons religions. consulted buddhist monks , muslims , christian missionaries , taoist monk qiu chuji. discriminate , would wipe entire populations regardless religious affiliation.
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. still cannot get past fact he's stoke trent. drab , dismal , grey shithole planet .. outside lancashire.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. months sea probably care ship's integrity compromised .. " well guys looks like we're gonna stay fix boat. darn. " captain ; got bad news lads. ship literally falling apart stay .. sailors : woohoo! captain : .. nails .. sailors : mutiny! " rape pillage get nails back go home! " " ah , royal majesty , * barbaric * tribes attacked us stole screws , .. attacked back screws. that's took us long return home. "
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax ha , sallie mae thing reason. think know , navient.
til fat duck , michellin three-star restaurant england , employs forty-two chefs. one customer.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. yeh , maybe. he's filthy rich bullies basically scumbag losers. yeh. nice think , there's good chance bullies also successful ( obviously comparison average person , elon ). true. several bullies school pretty successful ( least i've heard ) best people i've known terrible things happen like getting cancer. karma real. success great form revenge nonetheless. well we're talking buddhism karma affect bullies ' reincarnation exist , impair current existence iirc
til directing jurassic park , spielberg saw cgi t. rex , said stop motion animator phil tippett ," job ," tippett replied ," mean extinct? ". spielberg later incorporated dialogue here's example [ go motion ] ( [URL] ) rex tippet experimenting movie : [URL] decision use cgi. looked better expected. still made right call though. cgi jurassic park still realistic looking film despite 25 years old. groundbreaking 6 year old released blew mind mad dinosaurs ( jeff goldblum ) ever since.
til two time medal honor recipient major general smedley butler wrote :" spent time high class muscle man big business , wall street bankers. short , racketeer , gangster capitalism.
til author goodnight moon ( margaret wise brown ) died 42 showing doctor healthy feeling. kicked leg , dislodging blood clot travelled heart killed her.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. masturbation animals ( using objects ; case dolphins use sand , use tortoise etc ) common may thing. done immediately copulation might also help reduce risk sexually transmitted diseases.
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero. " fantastic four movie mistake" ~ stan lee * probably *
til plato distinguished gymnast wrestler , well known wrestling prowess.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. 1. rent plane 2. bless rain clouds fly , turn local downfall holy water 3. secretly baptise everyone 4. ~ ~? ?? ~ ~ collect tithes 5. profit bless rain clouds aafricaa
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. mean , angel , likes customers? business owners thrive them.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. dolphin without hands? dolphin penises prehensile. like tentacles. take moment think that. til i'm never swimming ocean again.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. fault [ removed ]
til gary webb , reporter san jose mercury news first broke story cia involvement cocaine trade , found dead with" two gunshot wounds head. " death , 2004 , ruled
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. everyone freaking : seal extinct. fact well listed as" least concern" - - furthest category from" extinct" . uneducated , furthest category extinct still extinction spectrum , every animal fit spectrum. like category field mice? edit : thanks answers guys! i'm authority , humans listed as" least concern" . likely latter. really category beyond that. " excess" .
til aztecs made swords embedded prismatic obsidian blades far sharper even high quality present day steel razor blades.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" things never change. ain't broke .. .. drinking fast enough. need faster , barry.
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. trouble believing would good customer facing employee .. especially service role. i'd rather face service roll anyway follow me. nicki minaj often like pizza chinese buffet. see , respect , i'm feeling moment.
til teenage fry cook went college study marine science , art , went create spongebob squarepants.
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero. rip. passed away yesterday. sad numerous levels. usually , one spouse passes far behind. that's usually spouses old. fallacy with" retire , die" . people usually retire they're top notch ..
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. reminded ted talk one shooter's mother did. however , page crashing now. , reddit thread that? ted tedx? what's difference?
til vietnam war 800 murders attempted murders superior officers enlisted soldiers investigated. term ' fragging ' coined due popular use fragmentation grenades commit murders.
til abusing alcohol drugs better half life , iconic jazz singer billie holiday swindled earnings died 70 cents ( us $ 6 2016 dollars ) bank.
til gary webb , reporter san jose mercury news first broke story cia involvement cocaine trade , found dead with" two gunshot wounds head. " death , 2004 , ruled considering ended aids likely came blood transfusion , idk look either fek looks like poorly executed attempt cover fact got aids extra-conjugal homosexual intercourse. done past , fact distinct possibility. vagina aids , gay aids almost impossible man contract hiv vaginal intercourse.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging
til nirvana's cover david bowie's" man sold world" 1993 mtv unplugged album revitalized people's interest bowie also leading younger listeners think covering nirvana , much annoyance.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes " * reason , parts play , like boromir ned stark , life online long afterwards. keep seeing - call - memes? " * - sean bean he's us. shit. we've discovered. everybody scatter! memes man? ! cops gonna find them! either flush ' em shove ' em ass , one , get sight! edit : f.. , i've never even watched rick morty. reference unintentional.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " i've never heard this" superman iv" .. low budget movie terrible plot bad acting? / almost sarcasm try pretend idea never came like idea nicholas cage considered superman role. budget superman n64 believe remember grandparents buying [ game ] ( [URL] ) excited end week threw fucking trash what? flying rings cup tea? [ worst 7 minutes 37 seconds ever ] ( [URL] )
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. oh fucking * god * , poor guy. blame slightest. tell it! guy grand prix essentially mocked triumph. dunno , would love someone played" america , fuck yea" something equally stereotypical.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. 1. rent plane 2. bless rain clouds fly , turn local downfall holy water 3. secretly baptise everyone 4. ~ ~? ?? ~ ~ collect tithes 5. profit bless rain clouds aafricaa
til gunsmoke , longest running television series 20th century , cancelled abruptly cbs even bother tell cast crew. read trade publications next day.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. homeowner without kids : umbrella f-ing cheap stupid it. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. insurance broker , advise keep car keys , fireworks , anything incendiary , kid lock key.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. dolphin without hands? dolphin penises prehensile. like tentacles. take moment think that. til i'm never swimming ocean again. i'm going go swimming ocean right ( )
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. there's also dilbert principle , states companies promote incompetent employees management , less damage.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. hell * * can't remember solution tasks three years.
til : 76 % known serial killers 20th century united states. key word is" known" countries catch acknowledge serial killers. russia bragged usa serial killers. truth never coordinated police force tie crimes together. like iran saying homosexuals.
til popularity snes caught attention yakuza , prompting nintendo ship consoles night prevent theft.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. never liked seinfeld younger. maybe appreciate older. possibly. think may hard time identifying b / c lot conflict lost b / c technology. imagine living world w / cell phones.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " [ removed ] want sad_face want smile mean ..
til fat duck , michellin three-star restaurant england , employs forty-two chefs. one customer.
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections.
til death steve irwin , speculated series revenge killings , least ten stingrays found dead mutilated coast queensland
til carl jung sigmund freud met first time , talked thirteen hours straight
til 4 us states completely banned billboards
til donald duck loved scandinavian countries sweden make illegal vote political elections. 2005 norway 1/4 total population read donald duck magazine , and" donaldism" became thing. confirm. norwegian. tons comics. teenagers even adults read them. they're cutesy childish traditional disney stuff. fascinating decendents vikings donald duck magazine collectors.
til rms olympic , sister ship titanic , rammed u-boat sunk , making merchant ship world war sunk enemy vessel.
til medal honor recipient thomas baker asked left behind japanese counter attack saipan due wounded. asked 1 pistol 8 bullets. returning us army found corpse 8 dead japanese. asked bullets. could war right he'd enough. always ask infinite wishes. noob 8.00 k / d? noob numbers.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. remember pudding eating bm yesterday .. " .. pudding eating , going sue" said trey parker. probably heard took scene post. .. eat then? ?? cowboy ass
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league actually find el interesting comp. teams every year. refreshing tourny lot different ' big ' teams every year , bar sevilla they're interesting honestly believe champo league good gets terms quality football oh 100 % , terms excitement variety el. variety? yes. excitement? debateable. cl exciting moments football life. they're great tbh i'm glad el getting attention days. fair enough! may getting bit carried away. never forget 2005
til penn jillette penn teller painted finger nails red joke response mother telling get manicure people would looking hands , always keeps one finger nail painted red memory mother. read jillette's book god , no! , parts family life really compelling , eg. late parents , led seeing sister die old age younger age. he's quite complicated person. edit guy slightly older sister think might fuck much mom dying , mean kind expect see parents die seeing sibling die nowhere close must painful sister died 18 7. shit fucks life.
til soldiers you. s. military psychological warfare department ( psyops ) used loudspeakers tempt enemy fighters afghanistan battles win calling , lady men cowardly dogs.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. thought * fruit * would cure cancer.
til iconic opening sound used law order known as" clang" amalgamation nearly dozen sounds , including actual gavel , jail door slamming , five hundred japanese monks walking across hardwood
til carl jung sigmund freud met first time , talked thirteen hours straight
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. " boris yeltsin first words you. s. president clinton upon meeting 1995 , think o. j. it? " guy like relaxed uncle. relaxed drank fifth vodka every day sorry fifth? american always wondered. google maybe people know too. edit : thanks everyone , know international standard alcohol volumes ever thought would. 750ml
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. months sea probably care ship's integrity compromised ..
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels. human equivalent figuring jerk conditioner shampoo?
til almost albums , lenny kravitz sang songs , everything else : played guitar , bass , drums , percussions produced himself.
til 2007 , new parking garage germany ended two parking bays peculiar shape required complicated parking maneuver order park there. officials declared men's parking spaces discourage unskilled drivers attempting maneuver.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels. ones prefer former quickly labeled rest turmoil as" kinksters"
til day crew battleship uss texas intentionally flooded torpedo tube order cause 2 degree list , giving main guns enough extra elevation boost range & hit target mainland.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. evaded secret service managed make whitehouse grounds whilst underwear. someone shat brick night. either none whitehouse security team balls man handle russian premier back indoors , yeltsin drunk af embarrassing russia problem , choke holding head state diplomatic incident
til judd apatow watched movie" true romance" idea floyd , beloved stoner character played brad pitt , finally leaving apartment getting chased bad guys. idea ended becoming" pineapple express" .
til thomas jefferson kept shetland sheep white house. attacked several people , killed small boy , eventually called" abominable animal" .
til nobody owners really know owns ikea. parts owned multiple shell corporations , many stores technically owned non-profit charitable organization thus pay taxes income.
since 1956 paris exclusively twinned rome -" paris worthy rome ; rome worthy paris. "
til orthodox jews prohibited walking past motion sensor turn light sabbath.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. thought * fruit * would cure cancer. apples guy bannanas. * b-a-n-a-n-a-s! !! * record i'm singing , correcting spelling error.
til though thomas kinkade designed paintings , widely sold prints produced semi-industrial process prints factory produced manually touched low-level apprentices embellished prefabricated base.
til medal honor recipient thomas baker asked left behind japanese counter attack saipan due wounded. asked 1 pistol 8 bullets. returning us army found corpse 8 dead japanese. asked bullets. plot twist : may * asked * eight bullets , received * three * bullets low ammo. killed three people two bullets , two people one bullet?
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. , got hired 15 times. that's positive. find insulting get hired 15 times takes almost year 700 applications get part time job.
til woman started mothers day usa wished never started day commercialism behind got control
til jupiter's center gravity sun outside sun's surface. technically , mutual orbit around , around point extremely close sun. two people stood spot , one ran towards sun ran toward jupiter , would get incinerated time. know cant run space?
til inuits really term means eskimo brother :" aipak" , or" me" , describing positive relationship someone slept wife.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. sound like shill big children. .. adults?
til 1975 , physicist kip thorne bet stephen hawking one year issues penthouse magazine black holes exist. thorne won.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly like high school history stuff , anyway.
20 goals , lionel messi time top scorer conmebol world cup qualifiers , passing hernn crespo luis surez
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. * 1905 , companies merged become nestl anglo-swiss condensed milk company , retaining name 1947. * good decision shorten nestl. dunno , think shortened anglo-swiss condensed milk company. roles tongue , know. anglo milk sounds dirty
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til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. " regret .. .. * boneitis *! "
til directing jurassic park , spielberg saw cgi t. rex , said stop motion animator phil tippett ," job ," tippett replied ," mean extinct? ". spielberg later incorporated dialogue " ahahahaha good one .. get set. " * tippett stop motions set. *
til greek god fertility , never ending boner sacrificial animal ass. name gave rise medical term priapism - - prolonged erection
til prisoners female-only concentration camp ravensbruck purposefully sewed socks thin heels toes german soldier's feet would get sore.
til prison warden loved retired , 100 inmates pooled together money throw party.
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con really got role , good her! dunno , really catwoman play sexually-charged game basketball children watching? loop one , what's context? edit : oh god [ apologize put through. ] ( [URL] )
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes " * reason , parts play , like boromir ned stark , life online long afterwards. keep seeing - call - memes? " * - sean bean he's us. shit. we've discovered. everybody scatter! memes man? ! cops gonna find them! either flush ' em shove ' em ass , one , get sight! edit : f.. , i've never even watched rick morty. reference unintentional.
til donald duck loved scandinavian countries sweden make illegal vote political elections. 2005 norway 1/4 total population read donald duck magazine , and" donaldism" became thing. confirm. norwegian. tons comics. teenagers even adults read them. they're cutesy childish traditional disney stuff. fascinating decendents vikings donald duck magazine collectors. us never vikings. norsemen , yes , raiders. anime manga big there? e. g. one punch man , attack titans , dragon ball super
til bruce willis agreed guest star friends losing bet his" whole nine yards" co-star mathew perry. played jennifer aniston's love interest 3 episode arc emmy performance. donated acting fee five
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. something something getting nailed seamen loose hips sink ships.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. " boris yeltsin first words you. s. president clinton upon meeting 1995 , think o. j. it? " guy like relaxed uncle. relaxed drank fifth vodka every day sorry fifth? american always wondered. google maybe people know too. edit : thanks everyone , know international standard alcohol volumes ever thought would. fifth gallon. 750 ml bottle. tend drink america. guys use liters , 750 ml bottle tend drink well.
til asked he'd punched man who'd hit raw egg , uk politician john prescott said following tony blair's orders ," connect electorate. "
til king george v england dragon tattoo arm
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. overdue another #purge! people could wrap stop shitting many kids cause they're bored. really understand people children. wife really stable jobs city good economy affordable housing yet kid huge economical decision .. one whim ; plan right time it.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " hear saying it. he's actually great actor. watch" cider house rules ," favourite ," quiet american. " he's british nicholas cage. wants actually try he's great , he's willing half-ass whatever nonsense want throw way , provided pay it. oh , that's really unfair. he's adenoidal , one. watch older films , 1960s era onwards. harry palmer , alfie , man would king , etc. much better actor cage
til : physical attractiveness found important factor enjoying date whether would sleep propositioned. important intelligence personality
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen brit 100 % sure think use word. ' spunk spunk '
til ford actually base decision ford pinto estimated legal costs lawsuits. myth given new life fight club.
til 27 ad wooden amphitheater collapsed ancient town fidenae resulted death 200-500 spectators. roman senate responded raising building standards banishing creator theater , atilius.
til america's first female mayor elected 1887. group men nominated joke , 60 percent vote.
til quentin tarantino dropped high school age 14 got job usher porn theater lying age. .
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax ha , sallie mae thing reason. think know , navient. chiquita thing , united fruit company seriously fucked shit.
til you. state texas roughly 10 % larger france almost twice large germany. you. s. big , really big. sometimes i'm surprised throughout course history never become multiple countries.
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. * 1905 , companies merged become nestl anglo-swiss condensed milk company , retaining name 1947. * good decision shorten nestl. dunno , think shortened anglo-swiss condensed milk company. roles tongue , know.
til anne heche drove desert , hiked stranger's house , took shower , announced local sherrifs god going take everyone back heaven spaceship
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. yeh , maybe. he's filthy rich bullies basically scumbag losers. yeh. nice think , there's good chance bullies also successful ( obviously comparison average person , elon ). they're sa likely still lives there. that's essentially failed lottery life 101.
til david hahn , 17 years old attempted build nuclear reactor backyard , one point emitting 100 times normal background radiation.
til - men 20s ejaculate often may impart protections prostate cancer later life.
til one two kellogg brothers obsessed preventing masturbation originally invented corn flakes reduce children.
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging * her" resurrection" also extent seen divine intervention , allowed go free. later life referred as" half-hangit maggie" *" well , tried. " i'm surprised assume witchcraft burn stake. historically failed executions considered act god ( divine intervention ) many common law jurisdictions. condemned released afterwards considered gods live. execute anyone then? god's surely he'd give pox.
audrey hepburn's first starring role ' roman holiday ' ( 1953 ). gregory peck insisted hepburn's name appear film's title font large :" got change she'll big star i'll look
til kyoto , former capital japan , means" capital city" tokyo means" eastern capital"
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. thought * fruit * would cure cancer. apples guy bannanas. * b-a-n-a-n-a-s! !! * record i'm singing , correcting spelling error.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. also remember hearing china big homeless population worried optics shown exposed olympics .. sudden homeless problem.
til movie lord war , production team rented 300 real sa vz. 58 rifles stand ak 47s cheaper prop guns.
til day crew battleship uss texas intentionally flooded torpedo tube order cause 2 degree list , giving main guns enough extra elevation boost range & hit target mainland.
til elvis presley entourage would rent roller skating rinks throw $ 15,00 worth fireworks wearing" air force jump-suits plus gloves , helmets , goggles. "
til response a" catastrophic emergency ," united states government suspended replaced single , combined branch" coordinated" president , indefinitely. senate
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. eel ok afterwards? wondering.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" really fucking picture , ops fault come reddit find advert. want bars wall [ think it? ] ( [URL] )
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. there's also dilbert principle , states companies promote incompetent employees management , less damage.
til death steve irwin , speculated series revenge killings , least ten stingrays found dead mutilated coast queensland
til recent educational experiment suggested reading" boy cried wolf" increased children's likelihood lying. hand , reading book george washington cherry tree decreased likelihood dramatically.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. fault [ removed ]
til : approximately 10,00 attended funeral hawaiian musician , israel kamakawiwoole.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. also think sp came gay cowboy idea. also recall pudding eating. guess know lingo then. eat poopoo want dis sickness uganda uninitiated : [URL]
til that" video killed radio star" best selling record australia 27 years.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. mother 4 year old 1.5 year old two friends round house , there's enough wine world. send supplies.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. think got idea movie? ? 93.6 % hollywood films inspired eric cartman. study done yale , can't seem find link however .. " um .. okay , : adam sandler like love girl. turns girl actually golden retriever something. " that's plot always sunny episode , except rickety cricket instead adam sandler. hilarious episode way. i'm massive always sunny fan thought episode bit weak.
til least two peer-reviewed medical studies suggested stickers mr. yuk , green face used label poisonous household objects , effectively keep children away potential poisons may even attract children.
til billionaire oil tycoon j. paul getty installed pay phone mansion guests use would billed calls.
.. british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old. feel like i'm taking crazy pills. op , coin showing front back. person verifying authenticity display front back plastic protective container? saw coin? like separating oreo cookie? oh , haha , no. held place [ plastic container called a" slab" ] ( [URL] ) coin collecting community. ok. i'm going od crazy pills here. slab holds coin. front ( heads ) separated back ( tails )? shown slab. two separate coins , sawn two? separated. fully intact coin. see side coin , literally turn slab around. wonder many pounds hooker cost 1200 years ago.
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity. fuck buys kidney stone?
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters. german. til kill shelters.
til medal honor recipient thomas baker asked left behind japanese counter attack saipan due wounded. asked 1 pistol 8 bullets. returning us army found corpse 8 dead japanese. asked bullets. could war right he'd enough. always ask infinite wishes. noob 8.00 k / d? noob numbers.
til giant panda chi chi sexually attracted humans refused attempts mating giant pandas. instead made full sexual self-presentation zookeepers.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. yeh , maybe. he's filthy rich bullies basically scumbag losers. yeh. nice think , there's good chance bullies also successful ( obviously comparison average person , elon ). they're sa likely still lives there. that's essentially failed lottery life 101.
til movie , - 571 , states americans responsible capturing first enigma machine. truth first enigma machine captured british , 7 months americans entered war.
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold [ google street view house blurred out. ] ( [URL] )
til 17th century , roman catholic church ruled beavers fish could eaten fridays.
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity. " synthesized uric acid , sold $ 25,00 build house it. warlock mars , bitch" - william shatner charlie sheen roast. actual quote? watch roast charlie sheen. says something sorts. shatner amazing , really really funny. also kind dick , accounts
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank
til enough water lake superior flood entire landmasses north south america depth 1 foot. contains 3 quadrillion gallons fresh water.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels. human equivalent figuring jerk conditioner shampoo?
til kyoto , former capital japan , means" capital city" tokyo means" eastern capital" voted hard burned temple
til band chumbawamba , mainly known ubiquitous hit" tubthumping" , actually politically charged anarcho-punk band advised fans steal music chain stores.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. kind genius really evil - let people dissenters come , give secret police holiday. hope kind trick works though.
til classic pc game" baldur's gate" developed , alongside engine , 18 months team 60 people never worked video game before. still one best rpg games ever made. recently re-released ' enhanced edition ' even enjoyable play now. still worth playing first time today? would date mechanics frustrating. i'm considering enhanced edition sequel maybe ..
til name hotmail chosen contains html , originally styled hotmail. growing think html abbreviation hotmail , guess worked.
since 200 , pittsburgh steelers 27-9 record versus cincinnati bengals , making one most" one-sided rivalries" professional sports.
giroud scored 26 goals france. 19 friendlies.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death die beating grizzly fistfight still considered a" fist fight" bear fists? think hand paw combat fits better. edit : get brawl ninja turtle animal cruelty assault? true. guess said fighting grizzly unarmed combat
til japanese oil tanker captain fell cactus santa barbra oil field , provoking laughter local workers. 5 years later returned imperial japanese navy sub made first mainland shelling us oil
til three gorges dam china massive slowed rotation earth
til steve jobs took acid , said" taking lsd profound experience , one important things life" whenever see posts lsd think ," huh , that's one things i'd like try lifetime" . remember idea would even go safely acquiring , even netherlands.
til : graphics company nvidia named latin ' invidia ' , means ' envy '. also reason use color green , in" green envy" .
til da vinci devoted vegetarian , nearly-unheard practice time. love animals would often purchase caged birds release them.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims also sadistic beleif ill suffer , often denying basic comforts medicine. piece shit person hid guise charity got away mostly hid people made others uncomfortable ( ill ).
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly like high school history stuff , anyway.
til roman mile defined 1,00 paces. armies would leave mile markers every 1,00 steps marched ; result , well-fed armies marching fast pace marked longer miles.
til tyrannosaurus arms 1 meter long heavily muscled , biceps capable lifting several hundred pounds alone. appear small weak relative rest body.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging always wondered , thought hanged , probably sentenced death , the" dead" part implied , since put death. guess good loophole end , though!
til ryan gosling watching" rambo" took knives school threw children.
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. wow amazing work dairy lobby
til theoretical physicist max planck told get field physics professor because" field , almost everything already discovered. " anyway originated quantum theory revolutionized field.
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. [ removed ]
til 2012 interview thewrap , morgan freeman explained religious views follows :" hard question said start , think invented god. believe god , , think i'm god. "
til popularity snes caught attention yakuza , prompting nintendo ship consoles night prevent theft.
til 2013 study connecticut college revealed oreos might addictive cocaine
til author goodnight moon ( margaret wise brown ) died 42 showing doctor healthy feeling. kicked leg , dislodging blood clot travelled heart killed her.
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. wow amazing work dairy lobby dairy industry done impressive things years. food pyramid designed specifically encourage milk cheese consumption help struggling dairy farmers. wait. telling nutritional information .. official nutritional information government uses strictly scientifical?
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. amazingly , every guns n roses band member appetite destruction still alive. motley too? like f..? none hold candle ozzy. he's actually donating body science dies figure lived drugs alcohol. prince darkness , whatever want. another ( formerly ) insanely alcohol addled" prince darkness" still alive form alice cooper. maybe consider possibility made deal devil
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax ha , sallie mae thing reason. think know , navient. chiquita thing , united fruit company seriously fucked shit.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us well , there's sodium dasani , could little salty.
til though thomas kinkade designed paintings , widely sold prints produced semi-industrial process prints factory produced manually touched low-level apprentices embellished prefabricated base.
til wwii general george patton believed reincarnated ancient roman soldier , also thought served napoleon.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. overdue another #purge! people could wrap stop shitting many kids cause they're bored. really understand people children. wife really stable jobs city good economy affordable housing yet kid huge economical decision .. one whim ; plan right time it.
til victoria's secret founded man felt embarrassed buying lingerie wife. wanted store men could feel comfortable buying lingerie , however business model later became unprofitable company sold.
til michael jackson would requested wine served diet coke cans flights , want kids see drinking alcohol. always put heroin epipen. epi-pens intramuscular injections. heroin vascular.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. never liked seinfeld younger. maybe appreciate older. possibly. think may hard time identifying b / c lot conflict lost b / c technology. imagine living world w / cell phones.
til enough water lake superior flood entire landmasses north south america depth 1 foot. contains 3 quadrillion gallons fresh water. good thing take care great lakes keep clean pollutants / - michigander
til prison warden loved retired , 100 inmates pooled together money throw party.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased.
til victoria's secret founded man felt embarrassed buying lingerie wife. wanted store men could feel comfortable buying lingerie , however business model later became unprofitable company sold.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. wonder got pizza know gorbachev got pizza hut wow .. [URL] pizza hut gorbachev tv spot commercial : 60 international version"
til recent educational experiment suggested reading" boy cried wolf" increased children's likelihood lying. hand , reading book george washington cherry tree decreased likelihood dramatically.
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. everyone freaking : seal extinct. fact well listed as" least concern" - - furthest category from" extinct" . uneducated , furthest category extinct still extinction spectrum , every animal fit spectrum. like category field mice? edit : thanks answers guys!
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " he's like actor take every script he's given yet remains highly respected still offered great roles. nic cage started ( he's oscar winner ) destroyed career. nic cage already peaked con air face / off. cannot top performances matter are. also lord war
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. forget swallowing raw eggs. would raw eggs make voice rough? shells hard tissue mean that's one creative way contract salmonella odds getting salmonella way astronomically low almost silly even mention it.
til schmidt jack nicholson 2003 golden globe award best performance actor motion picture drama. upon accepting award , nicholson quipped :" i'm little surprised. thought made comedy. "
til north korean leader kim jong-il parodied film team america : world police ( 2004 ) , democratic people's republic korea asked czech republic ban film.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. hell * * can't remember solution tasks three years. barely remember password internet webpages. google ask want remember password wait see password entered right one. legitimately changed password twice one day i'm bad remembering them. i'm 63 character password
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. til anti-vaxers trying save economy. sacrificing children. people's children compromised immune systems. adults behind booster shots.
til three gorges dam china massive slowed rotation earth tl laughing_face r size dam slowed rotation earth , sheer volume water mass shifted dam.
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. everyone freaking : seal extinct. fact well listed as" least concern" - - furthest category from" extinct" . uneducated , furthest category extinct still extinction spectrum , every animal fit spectrum. like category field mice? edit : thanks answers guys! i'm authority , humans listed as" least concern" . likely latter.
til greek mythology zeus thought earth overpopulated trojan war instigated depopulate earth.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. raccoon hacked bank america account transferred money checking offshore account cayman islands. raccoon stole 20 dollars?
til word" meme" coined biologist richard dawkins refer ideas spread replicate darwinian fashion
til gowanus canal brooklyn , nyc polluted unidentifiable new forms microbiological life arisen sludge
til donald duck loved scandinavian countries sweden make illegal vote political elections. 2005 norway 1/4 total population read donald duck magazine , and" donaldism" became thing. confirm. norwegian. tons comics. teenagers even adults read them. they're cutesy childish traditional disney stuff. fascinating decendents vikings donald duck magazine collectors.
til penn jillette said interview big part penn & teller's success longevity due never close friends
til queen band world every member written least 3 number ones , meaning whole band songwriter's hall fame
til death steve irwin , speculated series revenge killings , least ten stingrays found dead mutilated coast queensland that's literally last thing would wanted .. real , likely drunken certainly foolish people spat face legacy everything stood for.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. one brightest species earth , yet keep small fish tanks :-/ also cut tiny pieces still alive dip sauce. mm. i'm hungry. why? want cook first [URL] faint heart ..
til richard lawrence , 1835 attempted assassinate president andrew jackson funeral using two pistols shot point blank. misfired , president severely beat cane , wrestled submission davy crockett.
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity.
til japanese kamikaze pilots allowed return find suitable target. one pilot shot ninth return. * shrugs *" odds , amarite? " * shot dead * 1:1 1:1 suicide supreme tees friend
til seinfeld episode" revenge" based experience screenwriter larry david , quit job saturday night live , felt made mistake reached home , returned following morning nothing happened.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us
til death steve irwin , speculated series revenge killings , least ten stingrays found dead mutilated coast queensland that's literally last thing would wanted .. real , likely drunken certainly foolish people spat face legacy everything stood for.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. reminded ted talk one shooter's mother did. however , page crashing now. , reddit thread that? ted tedx? what's difference? tedx talks organized presented anyone , verification. occasionally leads misleading information / [ hilarity ] ( [URL] ).
til 27 ad wooden amphitheater collapsed ancient town fidenae resulted death 200-500 spectators. roman senate responded raising building standards banishing creator theater , atilius.
til australian prime minister named harold holt served 1966 1967. one day , office , went swim disappeared without trace.
til three gorges dam china massive slowed rotation earth tl laughing_face r size dam slowed rotation earth , sheer volume water mass shifted dam.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. people right actually asking government take away more. " let spy. i've got nothing hide" * sigh *
til later years , sir isaac newton appointed largely symbolic ( paid ) position royal mint. took job seriously successfully prosecuted many counterfeiters high treason. convicted hanged , drawn quartered
til creed bratton office played real life creed bratton , former member 1960s band grass roots
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging fishwife hanged murdering illegitimate infant shortly birth. long long ago , especially evidenced roman empire , infanticide often even considered crime baby six months old. guess lived wrong era. [URL]
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. til anti-vaxers trying save economy. sacrificing children. people's children compromised immune systems. adults behind booster shots.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen [ knew ] ( [URL] ) edit : seriously , [ knew ] ( [URL] ). jesus christ. anyone marketing stop say" hey , maybe guy lying back , mouth wide open , eyes closed. sort looks like getting facial. " i've never seen water ad person drinking missing mouth
audrey hepburn's first starring role ' roman holiday ' ( 1953 ). gregory peck insisted hepburn's name appear film's title font large :" got change she'll big star i'll look
til height pokmon go , number players tried sneaking highly classified military explosives plant virginia charizard reportedly located inside arsenal.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death regret bone-itis man , great episode. get home work i'll re-watch netfli .. oh wait
til ted kaczynski ( unabomber ) updated alumni information harvard 2012 : called eight life sentences" awards" current occupation as" prisoner"
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. dwight right. need new plague! !! one make sick ..
til average inmate alcatraz read 75-100 books per year.
til david hahn , 17 years old attempted build nuclear reactor backyard , one point emitting 100 times normal background radiation.
til simultaneous releases antz bug's life due jeffrey katzenberg denied position president disney , stealing idea start dreamworks.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. yeah , kids fine. teenagers hand ..
til civil war ended , first general confederate army active reform party , spoke favor civil rights voting recently freed slaves.
til credit card" chip" technology ( aka emv ) rolled us almost 25 years old damn. they'll probably phase europe soon far know already begun talking that. sure replacing nfc. denmark new cards contact-less. use pin purchases 30 $. wow , that's surprisingly low. canada usually either $ 50 $ 100 depending place. things probably lot cheaper too.
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone.
til pigs although true carnivores , competent predators kill eat helpless humans unable escape
til 1979 film china syndrome , coverup nuclear plant , released , denounced ' character assassination entire industry '. 12 days later , three mile island nuclear accident occurred.
til british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old. feel like i'm taking crazy pills. op , coin showing front back. person verifying authenticity display front back plastic protective container? saw coin? like separating oreo cookie? oh , haha , no. held place [ plastic container called a" slab" ] ( [URL] ) coin collecting community. ok. i'm going od crazy pills here. slab holds coin. front ( heads ) separated back ( tails )? shown slab. two separate coins , sawn two? looks like op's picture edited show sides label without full slab. thanks.
til kyoto , former capital japan , means" capital city" tokyo means" eastern capital" voted hard burned temple
til - edison died nikola tesla wrote negative obituary nyt - made fun hygiene work ethic know history two makes sense almost amazing people aware tesla-edison history. edit : documentaries besides comic oatmeal posted. jesus people , comment something original. sadly can't clam know much , know edison fucked tesla general shit lots great documentaries show life depth. like prestige?
til marine col. henry pierson crowe served wwi , banana wars , wwii , korean war , silver star bronze star guadalcanal , telling men" never get purple heart hiding
til big bird's" imaginary" friend , snuffleupagus , outed real adults series ( 17 seasons ) due string high-profile news stories sexual abuse children.
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. [ removed ]
til report found , every $ 1 invested us national park service , american public receives $ 4 economic value.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. everyone wants solve overpopulation problem , want die. both. live kids , even stick 1 kid. 2 kids ( per woman ) still causes population decrease every person able children. [URL]
.. aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank surroundings. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " " nested simulations would taxing systems. we'll make physically impossible. "" how? "" i'm sure , we'll make something like speed light. " speed light clock speed cpu runs universe. quantum entaglement software's compression algorthm work. expansion universe done via server upgrades. sleep resource management
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. til $ 14 million budget , major hollywood actors , major hollywood filmmaker , film company owned comcast , qualify independent filmmaking. edit. great. top comment snide remark. rip previous
til : imax projectionists wear body armor handling imax lamps ; dropped , explode resulting quartz shrapnel.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. father 4 , 1 16 year old girl ; confirm kids best hit teens , blow half shared data plan 8 days think know every fucking thing. edit : data oh god feel pain brother. 17 19 wrote many time day hear" understand" i'd need nasas budget count all.
til medal honor recipient thomas baker asked left behind japanese counter attack saipan due wounded. asked 1 pistol 8 bullets. returning us army found corpse 8 dead japanese.
til name tyrone irish county tyrone
til treblinka guard kurt franz would hide small pistol boxing glove. would challenge prisoners boxing matches. right fight begin , franz would shoot prisoner dead.
til japanese war criminal hideki tojo arrested , given new dentures awaited trial , american dentist made secretly drilled" remember pearl harbour" morse code
til hamburgers called started burgers made ham , actually named german city hamburg
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. * soup meal. depends soup. pho soup meal. mostly non-soup parts.
til directing jurassic park , spielberg saw cgi t. rex , said stop motion animator phil tippett ," job ," tippett replied ," mean extinct? ". spielberg later incorporated dialogue " ahahahaha good one .. get set. " * tippett stop motions set. *
til though thomas kinkade designed paintings , widely sold prints produced semi-industrial process prints factory produced manually touched low-level apprentices embellished prefabricated base.
til kyoto , former capital japan , means" capital city" tokyo means" eastern capital" voted hard burned temple
til actors played brother sister on" dexter" began dating , fell love , got engaged , got married , got divorced , continuing play brother sister tv. there's something actress. kinda hot , sometimes , kinda strange looking.
til general napier asked respect indian custom burning widows husband's funeral pyre , replied english custom hang murderers.
til pitbulls responsible fatal dog attacks america past 2 years
til greek origin word" idiot" used mean someone participate politics public affairs
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. [ chart elon's life ] ( [URL] ) fucking hell i'm useless. dad gave 28,00 dollars bet could come something
til aboriginal canadian version lacrosse , team consisted 100 100 men , played 1600ft 100ft long field lasted sunrise sundown two three days straight. symbolic alternative war.
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters. work? wouldnt point overrun? compared many countries far less stray animals germany. apart cats , usually never know whether stray animals running around , never seen wild dog , escaped ones village that's thinking right now. sure * ever * seen stray dog germany.
til of" gish gallop" , fallacious debate tactic drowning opponent flood individually-weak arguments , opponent cannot possibly answer every falsehood real time. named after" duane gish" , prominent member creationist
til battle germantown , 177 , cease fire called due small terrier wandering battlefield.
til : 76 % known serial killers 20th century united states. key word is" known" countries catch acknowledge serial killers. russia bragged usa serial killers. truth never coordinated police force tie crimes together. like iran saying homosexuals. thought implying killed
til tourism sector boomed , kazakhstan's foreign minister thanked sacha baron cohen 2012 release borat country saw 10x increase issued visas.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. relaxed drank fifth vodka every day sorry fifth? american always wondered. google maybe people know too. edit : thanks everyone , know international standard alcohol volumes ever thought would. fifth gallon. 75 cl. context people use cl instead l ml? never really see uk , rest europe see instead millilitres volumes drinks lot , 33cl 50cl opposed 330ml 500ml
til enough water lake superior flood entire landmasses north south america depth 1 foot. contains 3 quadrillion gallons fresh water. leave response comments able see across great lakes. [URL] lake michigan grand , mi
til military san marino still active crossbow corps existed uninterrupted since 1295
til bob marley died skin cancer started toenail
til korean dmz accidentally created one world's well-preserved nature reserves
til 1950 , myxoma virus ( type pox virus ) deliberately released rabbit population australia means population control , causing death 500 million rabbits
til steve jobs took acid , said" taking lsd profound experience , one important things life"
til lexus april fool's day joke , introduced" variable load coupling rear orientation ( v-lcro )" seats , technology attaches driver seat velcro allow aggressive turns.
til theoretical physicist max planck told get field physics professor because" field , almost everything already discovered. " anyway originated quantum theory revolutionized field.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. [ chart elon's life ] ( [URL] ) fucking hell i'm useless. dad gave 28,00 dollars bet could come something
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us americans say" got lot spunk kid" . said you. k would arrested. maybe 1940s .. gal's got moxie! look well takes spunk!
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " [ removed ] want sad_face want smile mean ..
til ryan gosling watching" rambo" took knives school threw children.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. thought * fruit * would cure cancer. even , thought fruit ( i. e. little fibery sugar-bombs ) would cure pancreatic cancer ( pancreas , i. e. organ breaks sugar ). short question siri could told bad doubt it. ever used siri? probably would asked ," alternative diets effective fighting pancreatic cancer? " would say" searching internet ' oral native affection five panda answer '" .
til kyoto , former capital japan , means" capital city" tokyo means" eastern capital" there's great [ documentary ] ( [URL] ) goes naming convention japan came , really interesting stuff.
til grizzly bears feared respected native americans hunting required company 4 10 warriors done preparation ceremoniality intertribal warfare.
til lexus april fool's day joke , introduced" variable load coupling rear orientation ( v-lcro )" seats , technology attaches driver seat velcro allow aggressive turns. joke .. .. hmm .. one farts gotta lift butt
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly want smile mean .. wanna talk , buddy? he's buddy , pal he's pal , friend. friend , guy.
til nazis cleared minefields chasing captured civilians across , detonating explosives. everything hear nazi folks leads believe the" baddies" .
til bridget loves bernie , highest rated tv show ever canceled one season. cbs show creators forced cancel show receiving death threats jews , angered show featured catholic marrying jew.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. " regret .. .. * boneitis *! "
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. i'm going go swimming ocean right ( ) i'm going seafood store. live eels? focused dolphin penis nature showing us slime eels great jerking off? [URL]
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels.
til us embassy moscow caught fire 1977. sensitive information stolen several firefighters also kgb agents.
david robinson grew tall ( 7 ' 0" graduation ) naval academy could served sea , hurting career us navy. instead leaving academy , compromise served two years shore duty
til historians believe fate christianity hinged battle tours arab invasion force defeated frankish force present-day france , preventing spread islam western europe preserving christianity religion europe.
til paul revere actually shouted" regulars coming out" , not" british coming" , since massachusetts colonists still considered british citizens time.
til japanese kamikaze pilots allowed return find suitable target. one pilot shot ninth return. wikipedia article :" even fairy tales little children promoted kamikaze. " anyone know english translation? believe called winnie pooh brings death america.
trivia : winner hungarian gp gone win title since 2004
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time * know of. yea , like half animals ocean specific breeding grounds. right , necessarily mean they're capable communicating location distance breeding grounds members species - something ants , bees , ravens humans do.
til bunnies ( foetuses newborn ) declared fish pope monks , access fish monasteries , something eat lent.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. many confused. answer homeowner's insurance likely umbrella coverage. insurance clearly covered acts caused residents household. result , victims could sue parents actually get damages. homeowners insurance include? yep , umbrella policy. one added mine. $ 1 million covers pretty much anything around $ 300 / year. whats funny teenager moves it'll drop $ 120 / year! policies make litigation targets.
til west germany fully decriminalised homosexual acts males 1994 criminal law needed reconciliation law east germany , decriminalised since 1968
til vietnam war known vietnam american war
til queen band world every member written least 3 number ones , meaning whole band songwriter's hall fame
til roman mile defined 1,00 paces. armies would leave mile markers every 1,00 steps marched ; result , well-fed armies marching fast pace marked longer miles.
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. there's message somewhere promoting someone higher responsibilities based past experience based qualifications. maybe important promote higher based actual ability rather qualification ( winning race )
til people grow cities twice likely develop schizophrenia , even controlling drug use ethnicity.
chiefs qb elvis grbac selected people's" sexiest athlete alive" 1998 accident. rather offend grbac , magazine ran
til mae jemison , first female african-american astronaut , inspired apply nasa star trek character , lieutenant uhura. jemison later went make cameo appearance star trek : next generation.
til bored work manhattan project richard feynman would amuse picking locks colleagues confidential file cabinets placing prank notes , colleagues believed spy infiltrated project.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death regret bone-itis
til nintendo sued galoob prevent release nes cheating device , game genie ; legal battle followed. sega genesis version , sega allowed release , officially licensed it. nintendo long history liking mods. reddit loves nintendo much? common dislike mods? reddit mods surely worse game genies though.
til ancient greece second toe longer big toe considered standard beauty. condition , today known greek foot , depicted many famous statues , michelangelo's david statue liberty.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. fault [ removed ]
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters. german. til kill shelters. too. shelter kill doggos? no-kill shelters over-crowded selective dogs take funding infinite. un-adoptable dogs no-kill shelters wait agony die. better kill them? know man , sounds wrong.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. " boris yeltsin first words you. s. president clinton upon meeting 1995 , think o. j. it? " guy like relaxed uncle.
til 17th century , roman catholic church ruled beavers fish could eaten fridays.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. hell * * can't remember solution tasks three years. barely remember password internet webpages. google ask want remember password wait see password entered right one.
warriors 5 team captains ( curry , kd , klay , dray iggy ) 15 players. one third roster made captains
til pigs although true carnivores , competent predators kill eat helpless humans unable escape
til treblinka guard kurt franz would hide small pistol boxing glove. would challenge prisoners boxing matches. right fight begin , franz would shoot prisoner dead.
til enough water lake superior flood entire landmasses north south america depth 1 foot. contains 3 quadrillion gallons fresh water. leave response comments able see across great lakes. [URL] lake michigan grand , mi
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. * 1905 , companies merged become nestl anglo-swiss condensed milk company , retaining name 1947. * good decision shorten nestl. dunno , think shortened anglo-swiss condensed milk company. roles tongue , know. anglo milk
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. everyone freaking : seal extinct.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. remember pudding eating bm yesterday .. " .. pudding eating , going sue" said trey parker. probably heard took scene post. .. eat then? ?? cowboy ass
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. sound like shill big children.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind. space race byproduct developing icbms .. spacex merely clever front future top time post / r / prorevenge .. " bully school? i'll strand mars prison" .
til bruce willis agreed guest star friends losing bet his" whole nine yards" co-star mathew perry. played jennifer aniston's love interest 3 episode arc emmy performance. donated acting fee five
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. something something getting nailed seamen loose hips sink ships.
til prison warden loved retired , 100 inmates pooled together money throw party.
til eleven cases blood alcohol content higher 1 % , poland holds five
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. love milk find funny comment , milk positive comment , bottom thread. know reddit hated milk much.
til battle 1797 , british admiral horatio nelson badly wounded right arm. came surgeon said ," sooner better ," within half hour amputation returned command forces.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen [ knew ] ( [URL] ) edit : seriously , [ knew ] ( [URL] ). jesus christ. anyone marketing stop say" hey , maybe guy lying back , mouth wide open , eyes closed. sort looks like getting facial. " i've never seen water ad person drinking missing mouth like [ women laughing salads ] ( [URL] ) stock photo thing.
til kyoto , former capital japan , means" capital city" tokyo means" eastern capital" voted hard burned temple
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. " boris yeltsin first words you. s. president clinton upon meeting 1995 , think o. j. it? " guy like relaxed uncle. relaxed drank fifth vodka every day sorry fifth? american always wondered. google maybe people know too. edit : thanks everyone , know international standard alcohol volumes ever thought would. 750ml
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " particularly great reasons , taken together , become impossible refuse. wait minute , superman good though! ! f..! !! ?? superman iv however i've never heard this" superman iv" .. low budget movie terrible plot bad acting? / almost sarcasm try pretend idea never came like idea nicholas cage considered superman role. budget superman n64 believe remember grandparents buying [ game ] ( [URL] ) excited end week threw fucking trash
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. " boris yeltsin first words you. s. president clinton upon meeting 1995 , think o. j. it? " guy like relaxed uncle. relaxed drank fifth vodka every day sorry fifth? american always wondered. google maybe people know too. edit : thanks everyone , know international standard alcohol volumes ever thought would. fifth gallon. 750 ml bottle. tend drink america. guys use liters , 750 ml bottle tend drink well.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. thought * fruit * would cure cancer. apples guy bannanas. * b-a-n-a-n-a-s! !! * record i'm singing , correcting spelling error.
vinyl fact #672 - peter gabriel wanted close his" so" album with" eyes" due heavy bass line subsequent inner groove distortion.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. many confused. answer homeowner's insurance likely umbrella coverage. insurance clearly covered acts caused residents household. result , victims could sue parents actually get damages. homeowners insurance include? yep , umbrella policy. one added mine. $ 1 million covers pretty much anything around $ 300 / year. whats funny teenager moves it'll drop $ 120 / year! homeowner without kids : umbrella f-ing cheap stupid it.
til tourism sector boomed , kazakhstan's foreign minister thanked sacha baron cohen 2012 release borat country saw 10x increase issued visas.
til people used think kidneys governed one's conscience , several bible verses say god inspects kidneys dead. jewish tradition holds one kidney counsels good , evil.
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged league ~ ~ light ~ ~ little 5.5 km. 20,00 would 110,00 km. earth measures 12,750 km across equator. go 20,00 leagues deep , would end 17.6 thousand leagues space. yeah always confused me. never seemed obvious distance travelled depth. depth fathoms , no?
til asked he'd punched man who'd hit raw egg , uk politician john prescott said following tony blair's orders ," connect electorate. "
til movie , - 571 , states americans responsible capturing first enigma machine. truth first enigma machine captured british , 7 months americans entered war. tony blair ridiculed movie prime minister's questions. bill clinton dismissed movie work fiction. americans never captured single enigma machine. 2 canadians , 13 british. watch hollywood films expect see us calvary ti rescue. fact russian blood us factories war.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels. " shrieking eels" 30 understand reference
til ford actually base decision ford pinto estimated legal costs lawsuits. myth given new life fight club.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. reminds kazakhstan girl shooting competition played borat spoof anthem. link : [URL]
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. nothing .. mormons baptize die! baptize people listed phone book. grandmother use baptize neighborhood kids / babies kitchen sink watching summer. catholic want babies going purgatory / hell. grew catholic .. non-clergy even baptisms? sounds weird.
til of" gish gallop" , fallacious debate tactic drowning opponent flood individually-weak arguments , opponent cannot possibly answer every falsehood real time. named after" duane gish" , prominent member creationist
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. something something getting nailed seamen
til jordan peele's" get out" made $ 252.4 million worldwide box office , 55 times production budget $ 4.5 million.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. [URL] hahaha. that's cockroach's theme , though. mexican hat dance , also known el jarabe tapato. know tapatio sauce makes military breakfasts bearable. shitty powdered eggs grey ( reason ) cardboard bacon? liberal application tapatio mix together make okay skillet. tapatio , iirc , means" guadalajara" get wrong , also great basic sauce slather shit needs sauce get through. also pretty good sign restaurant more-or-less authentic. edit : guess wrong. todo : try valentina.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " gene hackman asked starred superman said" give 2 million reasons why" particularly great reasons , taken together , become impossible refuse. wait minute , superman good though! ! f..! !! ?? superman iv however i've never heard this" superman iv" .. low budget movie terrible plot bad acting? / almost sarcasm try pretend idea never came like idea nicholas cage considered superman role. budget superman n64 believe
til yreka , california , bakery operated 100 years called yreka bakery , formed palindrome. business closed gallery opened spot , named yrella gallery would also form palindrome. state motto california [ eureka! ] ( [URL] ) worth noting , yreka pronounced. wy-ree-kah. yreka shasta name mt. shasta. means north mountain.
til double-blind study published nature showed experienced astrologers better determining people psychological traits based location stars birth someone randomly guessing them. need double blind study tell matters divination imagined fantasies.
til bunnies ( foetuses newborn ) declared fish pope monks , access fish monasteries , something eat lent.
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold even huge fan simpsons , would taken money. fun look unrealistic cartoon everybody everything yellow pink ridiculous looking. real life , much. also , moving middle nowhere nevada? thanks , 75 grand please. like 15 minutes strip las vegas. exactly middle nowhere. like las vegas , got nice desert look at. dunno really know place buy house like 75k
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. " boris yeltsin first words you. s. president clinton upon meeting 1995 , think o. j. it? " guy like relaxed uncle. relaxed drank fifth vodka every day sorry fifth? american always wondered. google maybe people know too. edit : thanks everyone , know international standard alcohol volumes ever thought would. 750ml
students avoid making eye contact could guilty racism , oxford university says
til jeffrey dahmer inspired emperor return jedi. wanted build a" temple" victims ' skulls could sit absorb a" spiritural force power"
til reindeer one mammals see uv light , allowing see lichen , polar bears snow , urine trails also helps guide santa's sleigh christmas eve! need bitch ass rudolph.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. dwight right. need new plague! !!
til aeschylus , ancient greek tragedian , supposedly prophesied die falling object , therefore stayed outdoors. killed eagle dropped tortoise , mistaking bald head rock.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. remember pudding eating bm yesterday .. " .. pudding eating , going sue" said trey parker. probably heard took scene post. .. eat then? ??
til fat duck , michellin three-star restaurant england , employs forty-two chefs. one customer.
til town florida named frostproof marketing plot claim town would never citrus frost. less two years founding frost killed citrus town. never thought i'd see til local place seeing i'm middle nowhere
til italy installation bidet bathroom mandatory since 1975
til steve jobs took acid , said" taking lsd profound experience , one important things life" would seem there's wide range experiences lsd. since often dark enough thoughts nightmares terrifying , i'd definitely rather risk it.
til word" meme" coined biologist richard dawkins refer ideas spread replicate darwinian fashion
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested.
til actor martin sheen arrested total 66 times protesting acts civil disobedience - recently 2007 trespassing nevada nuclear test facility. imagine could president like character west wing .. american politics much closer house cards moment west wing read dc insiders find veep realistic portrayal jobs.
til last words serial killer peter krten were" tell .. head chopped , still able hear , least moment , sound blood gushing stump neck? would pleasure end pleasures. "
til north korean leader kim jong-il parodied film team america : world police ( 2004 ) , democratic people's republic korea asked czech republic ban film.
til gunsmoke , longest running television series 20th century , cancelled abruptly cbs even bother tell cast crew. read trade publications next day.
til : 76 % known serial killers 20th century united states.
til 19th early 20th century roughly 1/3 rd norway's populations immigrated united states.
til gary webb , reporter san jose mercury news first broke story cia involvement cocaine trade , found dead with" two gunshot wounds head. " death , 2004 , ruled pool water lead investigators pursue ice gun theory. mythbusters shot one really trust mythbusters one. think there's lot things possible advanced enough technology really tested mythbusters. cia actually has" ice bullets" , think mythbusters could recreate it. what's point bullets? simply stab people want kill? leaves wound bullet too. forensics match blade wounds. ice bullet never traced back source time found water.
til death steve irwin , speculated series revenge killings , least ten stingrays found dead mutilated coast queensland strangest case misplaced rage i've ever seen.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. one brightest species earth , yet keep small fish tanks :-/ also cut tiny pieces still alive dip sauce. mm. i'm hungry. why? want cook first [URL] faint heart ..
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. " boris yeltsin first words you. s. president clinton upon meeting 1995 , think o. j. it? " guy like relaxed uncle. relaxed drank fifth vodka every day sorry fifth? american always wondered. google maybe people know too. edit : thanks everyone , know international standard alcohol volumes ever thought would. 750ml
til wasabi vapour effect similar smelling salts , property exploited create smoke alarms deaf.
til luxembourg liberated nazism 1944 , returning government impressed regulations laws concerning tax employment nazis made , decided simply keep them.
til credit card" chip" technology ( aka emv ) rolled us almost 25 years old damn. they'll probably phase europe soon far know already begun talking that. sure replacing nfc. denmark new cards contact-less. use pin purchases 30 $. wow , that's surprisingly low. canada usually either $ 50 $ 100 depending place. things probably lot cheaper too.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " surreal would see ai inside simulation begin talk simulation?
til pigs although true carnivores , competent predators kill eat helpless humans unable escape
til name hotmail chosen contains html , originally styled hotmail. feel super dumb never putting together. even joked lot html pronounced" hut mull. " close , never made connection. we're like 2 peas pod. like 2 bundle sticks. technical term faggot. thinking hotmale.com.
til ancient greek philosopher jumped active volcano prove immortal god
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance holy shit , exactly came say. nuke too? implications comment massively scary.
til reindeer one mammals see uv light , allowing see lichen , polar bears snow , urine trails people get cataract surgery eyes also report seeing you. v purple haze grocery story scanners you. v sources. see growing old bad haha edit * wow comment went crazy! i've read , we're capable seeing uv light lens protects blocks it. uv light damages vision , problem short-lived animals we're short-lived. lenses darkens time? get damaged uv? babies see world brightly aged people? sort of. uv light causes oxidization lens time causes yellow yes , cataracts. wear sunglasses even cloudy days. wear sunglasses night.
til last words serial killer peter krten were" tell .. head chopped , still able hear , least moment , sound blood gushing stump neck? would pleasure end pleasures. " hear sound blood gushing stump neck , would ejaculate? r / nocontext r / evenwithcontext finally proper use. ejaculate?
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " he's like actor take every script he's given yet remains highly respected still offered great roles. nic cage started ( he's oscar winner ) destroyed career.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging always wondered , thought hanged , probably sentenced death , the" dead" part implied , since put death. guess good loophole end , though!
til japanese kamikaze pilots allowed return find suitable target. one pilot shot ninth return.
til actor martin sheen arrested total 66 times protesting acts civil disobedience - recently 2007 trespassing nevada nuclear test facility.
til author goodnight moon ( margaret wise brown ) died 42 showing doctor healthy feeling. kicked leg , dislodging blood clot travelled heart killed her.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. thread r / sex yesterday using microscope form contraception. that's how. wait .. can't say link explain need know [URL] people condoms? feel good. makes sex less fun. folk say make difference straight lying themselves.
til town florida named frostproof marketing plot claim town would never citrus frost. less two years founding frost killed citrus town.
til brendan fraser pays $ 900,00 year alimony ex-wife afton smith. got separated 2008 ..
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen brit 100 % sure think use word. ' spunk spunk ' spunky! ! excited , energetic , etc. " full spunk" means" full energy" although even you. s. undertones.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging r / accidentalpun that's great sub , thanks roping in! loop. puns tight! ! #do get it? noose tight. still get it.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. " boris yeltsin first words you. s. president clinton upon meeting 1995 , think o. j. it? " guy like relaxed uncle.
til bruce lee avoided baked goods refined flour , describing providing empty calories nothing body.
til elvis presley entourage would rent roller skating rinks throw $ 15,00 worth fireworks wearing" air force jump-suits plus gloves , helmets , goggles. "
til last words serial killer peter krten were" tell .. head chopped , still able hear , least moment , sound blood gushing stump neck? would pleasure end pleasures. "
til 1984 mcdonalds offered free big macs , fries , coke gold silver bronze olympics. year soviet union boycotted us olympics therefore us got many medals expected became huge failure
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. job's belief alternative medicine surprising. one point fruitarian believed fruitarians bo , bathe. iirc ashton kutcher tried replicate diet stop due development pancreatic issues.
til eunus , slave-magician joked stage planned overthrow roman rule become king sicily. led huge slave uprising , kept promises spare lives left tips.
til yreka , california , bakery operated 100 years called yreka bakery , formed palindrome. business closed gallery opened spot , named yrella gallery would also form palindrome. cool see hometown reddit! glad know forgotten smirk_face hey fellow yrekian!
til sources say kim il-sung , founder north korea , could actually impostor , might stolen name resistance leader died
til eunus , slave-magician joked stage planned overthrow roman rule become king sicily. led huge slave uprising , kept promises spare lives left tips.
til common" save" icon depiction obsolete external writable storage device called floppy disk.
til billionaire oil tycoon j. paul getty installed pay phone mansion guests use would billed calls.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. nothing .. mormons baptize die! baptize people listed phone book. grandmother use baptize neighborhood kids / babies kitchen sink watching summer. catholic want babies going purgatory / hell. grew catholic .. non-clergy even baptisms? sounds weird.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. actual source wiki link book ' silk roads ' peter frankopan.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. aka american dream. boris politics anyway? true rock star story. thing missing mick jagger couple hookers.
til double-blind study published nature showed experienced astrologers better determining people psychological traits based location stars birth someone randomly guessing them. need double blind study tell matters divination imagined fantasies. taurus.
til north korean leader kim jong-il parodied film team america : world police ( 2004 ) , democratic people's republic korea asked czech republic ban film.
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero. rip. passed away yesterday. actually believe you. went checked .. fuck. r. i. p. married 70 years. holy shit. that's dedication .. sad_face poor stan lee where's doggo loves bot?
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. hell * * can't remember solution tasks three years. barely remember password internet webpages. google ask want remember password wait see password entered right one. legitimately changed password twice one day i'm bad remembering them. i'm 63 character password ibetitsjustastringofwordssothatitseasytorememberorsomenonsense.
til fat duck , michellin three-star restaurant england , employs forty-two chefs. one customer.
til snoop dogg directed porn , name porn snoop doggystyle. released , huge hit top selling release year 2002 avn awards.
til tree legally owns surrounding land land inherited offspring ," son tree owns itself"
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes " * reason , parts play , like boromir ned stark , life online long afterwards. keep seeing - call - memes? " * - sean bean he's us.
til gowanus canal brooklyn , nyc polluted unidentifiable new forms microbiological life arisen sludge
til prisoners female-only concentration camp ravensbruck purposefully sewed socks thin heels toes german soldier's feet would get sore. " mein fuhrer , advance halted" " ze enemy oppose us? "" nein , mein fuhrer , ze soldiers complaining zat zair feet hurt refuse carry on" may sound simple remember socks supposed get * russian winter *. probably lot people giving credit for. sores left untended long get pretty bad. reason lt. dan made big deal fresh dry socks marching in.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. something something getting nailed seamen loose hips sink ships. would still stick with" loose lips" , different set. seaman guzzler! report! seaman staines? !? ! anybody!
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax soon known as" retail credit agency" following congressional testimony. < two weeks later > okay , calling ourselves" credit mcchecky clown penis" literally name left. let's hope nothing goes wrong time. could always washington redskins credit agency
til hairy frog known the" wolverine frog" thought intentionally break toe bones force sharp" claws" flesh means defence.
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters. german. til kill shelters. too. shelter kill doggos? no-kill shelters over-crowded selective dogs take funding infinite. un-adoptable dogs no-kill shelters wait agony die. better kill them? know man , sounds wrong.
til name" canola oil" coined marketing reasons avoid using word" rape" , in" rapeseed oil" , product's name.
til 1997 killer whale held great white shark upside 15 minutes , causing suffocate , ate liver.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. hell * * can't remember solution tasks three years.
til gary webb , reporter san jose mercury news first broke story cia involvement cocaine trade , found dead with" two gunshot wounds head. " death , 2004 , ruled pool water lead investigators pursue ice gun theory. mythbusters shot one really trust mythbusters one. think there's lot things possible advanced enough technology really tested mythbusters. cia actually has" ice bullets" , think mythbusters could recreate it. what's point bullets? simply stab people want kill? leaves wound bullet too. forensics match blade wounds. ice bullet never traced back source time found water.
til kyoto , former capital japan , means" capital city" tokyo means" eastern capital" related amsterdam means dam amstel ( river ) related budapest means buda pest names two cities joined create budapest. related rome called rome romans lived there. rome called rome wolf-baby killed brother can't really blame , though. imagine city called reme? it'd completely ridiculous.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. australia may hundreds unique species poisonous everything , americas mighty raccoon. hail mighty trash panda! ahh , bin chicken! [URL]
til grizzly bears feared respected native americans hunting required company 4 10 warriors done preparation ceremoniality intertribal warfare. * * til 2008 sleuth 30 bears besieged platinum mining compound olyotorsky district northern kamchatka. two guards killed prevented workers leaving homes * * article! oh god , they're organizing. never thought would read" bears besieged" sentence
til wilmer valderrama purchased vista cruiser used on" ' 70s show" $ 500 series ended. wonder many people figured name fes foreign exchange student name fes tho. i'm pretty sure never learnt name. mean , think eric , donna , hyde , kelso umm .. mila even knew.
til japanese kamikaze pilots allowed return find suitable target. one pilot shot ninth return. * shrugs *" odds , amarite? " * shot dead *
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers.
til inuits really term means eskimo brother :" aipak" , or" me" , describing positive relationship someone slept wife.
til male chicks born egg farms , considered useless. thus , disposed , grinding alive.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. [ chart elon's life ] ( [URL] )
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. everyone wants solve overpopulation problem , want die. both. live kids , even stick 1 kid. that's china's trying achieve since 70s establishing one-child law. 2014 ( give take 2 years , bad memory ) changed 2 kids max. source : chinese always two-child law? would keep population constant , it? large parts population excempt law.
til first barcode scanned pack juicy fruit troy , ohio june 26 , 1974. pack gum receipt display smithsonian institute.
niki lauda makes 1,200 , 00 year monetising forehead.
til classic pc game" baldur's gate" developed , alongside engine , 18 months team 60 people never worked video game before. masterpiece game. graphics detailed time period. storyline engrossing. tell put lots research hard work making game. set standard type rpg's awhile. rereleased baldur gate updated graphics would spend much money.
til henry ford invent assembly line. invented ransom e. olds ( oldsmobile ).
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con person attacked another congoer , adrianne stepped up. congoer? one congo? think related con. specifically congo-con person cosplaying amy. congogoer
til bridget loves bernie , highest rated tv show ever canceled one season. cbs show creators forced cancel show receiving death threats jews , angered show featured catholic marrying jew.
20 goals , lionel messi time top scorer conmebol world cup qualifiers , passing hernn crespo luis surez
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero.
til credit card" chip" technology ( aka emv ) rolled us almost 25 years old wait .. .. rolled out? chip cards you. s?
til common heart shape ( :heart_suit: ) quite possibly based seed used birth control ancient times.
til oj simpson's father well-known drag queen sf area died aids 1986.
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. wow amazing work dairy lobby dairy industry done impressive things years. food pyramid designed specifically encourage milk cheese consumption help struggling dairy farmers. wait. telling nutritional information .. official nutritional information government uses strictly scientifical?
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging fishwife hanged murdering illegitimate infant shortly birth. well blame then. gave birth ungodly human / fish chimera would expect do? kill get's big. mean , makes sense me. think stay size whatever container keep
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. also think sp came gay cowboy idea. also recall pudding eating. guess know lingo then. eat poopoo want dis sickness uganda uninitiated : [URL]
til since humans became aware mortality roughly 150,00 years ago , developed one mechanism dealing existential anxiety accompanies : denial.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " [ removed ]
til 3 banana companies overthrew government honduras.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind. space race byproduct developing icbms .. spacex merely clever front future top time post / r / prorevenge ..
til cuba maximum wage law due individuals cannot earn 20 you. s. dollars per month.
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time * know of. yea , like half animals ocean specific breeding grounds. right , necessarily mean they're capable communicating location distance breeding grounds members species - something ants , bees , ravens humans do. dolphins? whales matter.
til though thomas kinkade designed paintings , widely sold prints produced semi-industrial process prints factory produced manually touched low-level apprentices embellished prefabricated base.
til ferrari monaco since schumacher 2001!
.. cocaine addiction hidden family eight years. claims kept addiction well-hidden eventually ," .. books [ started ] show while. ' misery ' book cocaine. annie wilkes cocaine. number-one fan. take adderall every day reason , reason relationships feel * stronger * well. couple days , adderall makes antisocial point want tell everyone know fuck take even adderall smoke bongs day alone. adderall weed nice , end smoking soo much i'm adderall. want try adderall stuff listen people. adderall type drug meth , quite strong. easy become addicted hard body leads insomnia rough" come down" high.
til caduceus symbol mistakenly used many american medical companies actually associated thievery commerce , true medical symbol similar looking rod asclepius.
til america's first female mayor elected 1887. group men nominated joke , 60 percent vote. much 2010 ' money? [ $ 24.80 ] ( [URL] ) somehow 24.80 seems insulting dollar. dollar clearly insult 24 bucks change calculated accurate representation feel did. town mayor fined 1 buck ( country's currency ). never got promotion that. thought funny teacher explained ammount show , important thing fined. promotes mayor laughing loud. given job , elected
vinyl fact #672 - peter gabriel wanted close his" so" album with" eyes" due heavy bass line subsequent inner groove distortion.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. dwight right. need new plague! !!
til aboriginal canadian version lacrosse , team consisted 100 100 men , played 1600ft 100ft long field lasted sunrise sundown two three days straight. symbolic alternative war.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank knocking power , messing hermit crabs throwing rocks. otto sounds like hellraiser.
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters. german. til kill shelters. too. shelter kill doggos? no-kill shelters over-crowded selective dogs take funding infinite. un-adoptable dogs no-kill shelters wait agony die. better kill them? know man , sounds wrong.
til movie , - 571 , states americans responsible capturing first enigma machine. truth first enigma machine captured british , 7 months americans entered war. tony blair ridiculed movie prime minister's questions. bill clinton dismissed movie work fiction. americans never captured single enigma machine. 2 canadians , 13 british. watch hollywood films expect see us calvary ti rescue. fact russian blood us factories war.
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til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. yep , umbrella policy. one added mine. $ 1 million covers pretty much anything around $ 300 / year. whats funny teenager moves it'll drop $ 120 / year! homeowner without kids : umbrella f-ing cheap stupid it. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. oh , poor eel! " what's .. .. oh! oh , god .. no! ah , fuck! no! again! goddammit! " [ relevant nsfw video ] ( [URL] )
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly want smile mean .. wanna talk , buddy? he's buddy , pal he's pal , friend. friend , guy.
til 1851 , measuring tools precision one millionth inch.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes method acting. helicopters middle earth. really got character. lot work die 1st movie trilogy. watch extended. watching brormir faramir actually act together amazing makes miss boromir instead despising trying take ring can't hate boromir wanting take ring .. ring evil , manipulative little shit
til nintendo sued galoob prevent release nes cheating device , game genie ; legal battle followed. sega genesis version , sega allowed release , officially licensed it.
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. trouble believing would good customer facing employee .. especially service role. i'd rather face service roll anyway follow me. nicki minaj often like pizza chinese buffet. see , respect , i'm feeling moment.
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league least qualified european competition we're capable winning .. enjoy maccabi tel aviv away cunts tel aviv lovely city really. let's hope they're miserable.
til general napier asked respect indian custom burning widows husband's funeral pyre , replied english custom hang murderers.
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero. rip. passed away yesterday.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. one eyy .. guy fucks horses ever hear anything ginger boots fucking ostritch?
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. actually worked called alternative medicine. would called medicine.
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til day crew battleship uss texas intentionally flooded torpedo tube order cause 2 degree list , giving main guns enough extra elevation boost range & hit target mainland. eli 5 easier move closer? also reminds [ old reddit post ] ( [URL] ) short answer : draft. texas , loaded max 9m ship underwater. closer , ship would run aground. thank , going say would guess keep range shore based battery. could've tipped land elevate ground cannons case
til : today's average teenagers know vastly milky way galaxies professional astronomers 100 years ago. reason average teenager seen naked people adult 100 years ago. 100 + years ago , naked people adults seen parents , siblings [ cousins ] ( [URL] )
til 2013 study connecticut college revealed oreos might addictive cocaine
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. say find job love , never work day life. little tougher happen love smoking drinking whiskey , done. forget swallowing raw eggs. would raw eggs make voice rough? raw eggs would line throat could gargling harsh sounds without damaging vocal chords hurting throat. it'd like thick milkshake attempting extreme metal vocals.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. job's belief alternative medicine surprising. one point fruitarian believed fruitarians bo , bathe. iirc ashton kutcher tried replicate diet stop due development pancreatic issues.
til steve jobs took acid , said" taking lsd profound experience , one important things life" would seem there's wide range experiences lsd. since often dark enough thoughts nightmares terrifying , i'd definitely rather risk it.
til donald duck loved scandinavian countries sweden make illegal vote political elections. 2005 norway 1/4 total population read donald duck magazine , and" donaldism" became thing. confirm. norwegian. tons comics. teenagers even adults read them. they're cutesy childish traditional disney stuff. fascinating decendents vikings donald duck magazine collectors.
til michael jackson would requested wine served diet coke cans flights , want kids see drinking alcohol. thinking frank reynolds came original idea.
til : 76 % known serial killers 20th century united states.
til classic pc game" baldur's gate" developed , alongside engine , 18 months team 60 people never worked video game before.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. til $ 14 million budget , major hollywood actors , major hollywood filmmaker , film company owned comcast , qualify independent filmmaking. edit. great. top comment snide remark. rip previous
til cuba maximum wage law due individuals cannot earn 20 you. s. dollars per month.
lewandowski best topscorer poland history best top scorer .. eh? definitely worst top scorer. technically he's best worst top scorer he's best goal scorer , he's worst goal scorer. he's goal scorer
til matthew mcconaughey replaced owen wilson ' tropic thunder ' wilson's battle depression attempt suicide overdosing slitting wrists imagine last movie ever made & dupree. apparently that's exactly imagining , almost became self-fulfilling. makes * * * * depressed. owen wilson much better that. really think he's great actor .. everyone reddit seems think though
til frog swallows eggs , gives birth live frogs vomiting stomach
til dogs laugh. make laugh-like sounds tickled playing , sounds positive effect puppies hearing them.
til gary webb , reporter san jose mercury news first broke story cia involvement cocaine trade , found dead with" two gunshot wounds head. " death , 2004 , ruled cia bad news. whether dealing drugs , providing children pedophiles , assassinating foreign heads state , acts completely without moral compass.
audrey hepburn's first starring role ' roman holiday ' ( 1953 ). gregory peck insisted hepburn's name appear film's title font large :" got change she'll big star i'll look
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious.
til final explosion krakatoa measured 310 db , loud enough heard perfectly clearly 3,100 miles away.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. worried purity drugs? visit nearest police station illegal drugs tested - free charge!
til people grow cities twice likely develop schizophrenia , even controlling drug use ethnicity.
til founder scientology , l. ron hubbard , commanded submarine wwii. performance was" substandard ," almost started war mexico ordering crew fire coronado islands.
til man arrested warrant 2016 returning copy movie freddy got fingered. tom green agreed pay fines outrageous sum
til phil collins honorary member hip-hop group , bone thugs-n-harmony due international success single , home , collins featured. collin moniker group chrome bone.
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero. rip. passed away yesterday. actually believe you. went checked .. fuck. r. i. p.
til mike myers loosely based dr. evil character former snl boss lorne micheals. dr. evil's phrase" throw frickin ' bone , people ," supposedly something michaels said many times script
til 1986 interview , jackie gleason said considered suing hanna-barbera flintstones copy honeymooners , passed lawyers cautioned ," want known guy yanked fred flintstone air? ".
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. dairy industry done impressive things years. food pyramid designed specifically encourage milk cheese consumption help struggling dairy farmers. wait. telling nutritional information .. official nutritional information government uses strictly scientifical? oh honey goes top triangle. bee lobby really powerful.
til china first country world produce steel preceding europe 100 years failed reach industrial revolution due absence middle class
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. hell * * can't remember solution tasks three years. barely remember password internet webpages. google ask want remember password wait see password entered right one. legitimately changed password twice one day i'm bad remembering them. i'm 63 character password ibetitsjustastringofwordssothatitseasytorememberorsomenonsense.
til british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old. oh shit even plausible conspiracy theories bs time. coincidences happen lot. coincidences wow mom
til sam kinison killed drunk driver crossed median hit sam's vehicle head on. according friend , looked unharmed , began speaking one , saying" want die. " ," why? "
til gary webb , reporter san jose mercury news first broke story cia involvement cocaine trade , found dead with" two gunshot wounds head. " death , 2004 , ruled kill 8 years story came out? impossible blow side face first gunshot taking another shot finish job.
til day crew battleship uss texas intentionally flooded torpedo tube order cause 2 degree list , giving main guns enough extra elevation boost range & hit target mainland. wwii-era russian tanks often said happiest tanks world? barely gun depression laughing_face [ meanwhile america ] ( [URL] ) ( i'm like 50 % sure go little lower )
til world premiere blazing saddles took place drive-in theater burbank , ca 200 guests watched film horseback.
til harvey milk ongoing sexual relationship mentally disturbed 16 - year old boy
til population czech republic traditionally irreligious long time. ever since 1600 ' , czech people described as" tolerant even indifferent towards religion" .
til nobody owners really know owns ikea. parts owned multiple shell corporations , many stores technically owned non-profit charitable organization thus pay taxes income.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. also remember hearing china big homeless population worried optics shown exposed olympics .. sudden homeless problem. tell world solved homelessness sounds like could great lot people right? chinese way could _eliminate_ homelessness. low caust
til washington generals broke 2495 - game losing streak accidentally beating harlem globetrotters 100-99
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity. man 86 years old? even botox limits.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen brit 100 % sure think use word. ' spunk spunk ' used mean enthusiasm energy , typically referring quality person.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. father 4 , 1 16 year old girl ; confirm kids best hit teens , blow half shared data plan 8 days think know every fucking thing. edit : data oh god feel pain brother. 17 19 wrote many time day hear" understand" i'd need nasas budget count all.
til british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" kinda want one now. would love sample beer like back then. like everything else ancient history , probably 100 times shittier used
til near-extinction bison hunting 1800s gain food , restrict american indians ' dominant food supply ; herds shot trains left rot died
til inventor tang , also invented pop rocks , cool whip , form instant-set jell-o , convenience foods.
til slipknot's third album contains almost zero profanity response critics said vocalist corey taylor relied swearing lyrics
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. nothing .. mormons baptize die! baptize people listed phone book. grandmother use baptize neighborhood kids / babies kitchen sink watching summer. catholic want babies going purgatory / hell. grew catholic .. non-clergy even baptisms? sounds weird. absence priest laymen perform baptisms roman catholicism.
til first barcode scanned pack juicy fruit troy , ohio june 26 , 1974. pack gum receipt display smithsonian institute.
til caduceus symbol mistakenly used many american medical companies actually associated thievery commerce , true medical symbol similar looking rod asclepius.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. yeh , maybe. he's filthy rich bullies basically scumbag losers. yeh. nice think , there's good chance bullies also successful ( obviously comparison average person , elon ). they're sa likely still lives there. that's essentially failed lottery life 101.
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. trouble believing would good customer facing employee .. especially service role. i'd rather face service roll anyway follow me. nicki minaj often like pizza chinese buffet. see , respect , i'm feeling moment.
til plato distinguished gymnast wrestler , well known wrestling prowess.
.. jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank surroundings. imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " " nested simulations would taxing systems. we'll make physically impossible. "" how? "" i'm sure , we'll make something like speed light. "
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. nothing .. mormons baptize die! baptize people listed phone book. grandmother use baptize neighborhood kids / babies kitchen sink watching summer. catholic want babies going purgatory / hell. grew catholic .. non-clergy even baptisms? sounds weird.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. reminded ted talk one shooter's mother did. however , page crashing now. , reddit thread that? ted tedx? what's difference? ted the" real deal. " tedx brand people use notable quality control issues gets speak.
vinyl fact #672 - peter gabriel wanted close his" so" album with" eyes" due heavy bass line subsequent inner groove distortion.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. hell * * can't remember solution tasks three years. barely remember password internet webpages. google ask want remember password wait see password entered right one. legitimately changed password twice one day i'm bad remembering them. i'm 63 character password
til debuting 1979 one-time , 13 - part series ," old house" one earliest home improvement shows. initially controversial among building contractors , cast afraid giving away secrets building trades.
til civil war ended , first general confederate army active reform party , spoke favor civil rights voting recently freed slaves.
til us airways flight 1549 ditching hudson ( aka" miracle hudson" ) , officials captured gassed 1,235 canadian geese destroyed 1,739 goose eggs across new york city.
til 1973 , cia launched covert operation overthrew chile's longstanding democratic government replaced military dictatorship rife human rights violations.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels. ones prefer former quickly labeled rest turmoil as" kinksters" sometimes can't fight eeling.
til george foreman originally paid 40 % profits endorsing george foreman grill. peak grill's sales , making 4.5 million dollars month. fiances mom got us one birthday. pretty good like cooking steaks skeptical_face
til 3 banana companies overthrew government honduras.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. think got idea movie? ? 93.6 % hollywood films inspired eric cartman. study done yale , can't seem find link however ..
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging [ loophole ] ( [URL] ) r / accidentalpun that's great sub , thanks roping in! loop. puns tight! ! #do get it? noose tight.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis.
til america's first female mayor elected 1887. group men nominated joke , 60 percent vote.
til indiana jones changed image archaeology. ' raiders lost ark ' ( 1981 ) , people imagined archaeologist weak , older person needs rescuing. stereotype male ivy league professor /
til three gorges dam china massive slowed rotation earth 60 nanoseconds nothing like 320 nanoseconds changed op's mom came world. actual photo [ born ] ( [URL] )
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels. human equivalent figuring jerk conditioner shampoo? wait jerk conditioner? i'll right back five minutes. what's taking long?
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us well , there's sodium dasani , could little salty.
til greek god fertility , never ending boner sacrificial animal ass. name gave rise medical term priapism - - prolonged erection
til last words serial killer peter krten were" tell .. head chopped , still able hear , least moment , sound blood gushing stump neck? would pleasure end pleasures. " hear sound blood gushing stump neck , would ejaculate? r / nocontext r / evenwithcontext finally proper use. ejaculate?
til cali cartel murdered many people dumped bodies cauca river local municipality eventually bankrupt cost recovering corpses conducting autopsies.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand"
til yreka , california , bakery operated 100 years called yreka bakery , formed palindrome. business closed gallery opened spot , named yrella gallery would also form palindrome. state motto california [ eureka! ] ( [URL] ) worth noting , yreka pronounced. wy-ree-kah. yreka shasta name mt. shasta. means north mountain.
til agnes milowka , renowned cave diver filmed stunts movie sanctum. long filming scene movie extra air tank left behind order squeeze tight cave passage , died exact thing real
til first simpsons treehouse horror , marge warns parents content episode advising put children bed. warning put sincere effort warn young viewers , producers felt somewhat scary.
til daily planet , lois lane clark kent ( superman ) work owned bruce wayne ( batman )
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " [ removed ] use 2nd keep rest. fucks someone gun? edit : rest amendments. civil rest. people tanks bombs missiles drones? gun nuts think government views glock kind threat?
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza.
til yreka , california , bakery operated 100 years called yreka bakery , formed palindrome. business closed gallery opened spot , named yrella gallery would also form palindrome. cool see hometown reddit! glad know forgotten smirk_face hey fellow yrekian!
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity. fuck buys kidney stone?
til patsy cline offered car ride back nashville singer dottie west. cline refused , telling west ," worry , hoss. time go , time. " patsy cline died plane crash
til lexus april fool's day joke , introduced" variable load coupling rear orientation ( v-lcro )" seats , technology attaches driver seat velcro allow aggressive turns. joke .. .. hmm .. one farts gotta lift butt
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. kind genius really evil - let people dissenters come , give secret police holiday. hope kind trick works though.
britain leaving eu europe
til terry kath band chigaco's last words were" worry .. look , clip even it" - putting pistol temple pulling trigger.
til donald duck loved scandinavian countries sweden make illegal vote political elections. 2005 norway 1/4 total population read donald duck magazine , and" donaldism" became thing.
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. dairy industry done impressive things years. food pyramid designed specifically encourage milk cheese consumption help struggling dairy farmers. wait. telling nutritional information .. official nutritional information government uses strictly scientifical? oh honey goes top triangle. bee lobby really powerful.
til medal honor recipient thomas baker asked left behind japanese counter attack saipan due wounded. asked 1 pistol 8 bullets. returning us army found corpse 8 dead japanese. asked bullets.
til actor martin sheen arrested total 66 times protesting acts civil disobedience - recently 2007 trespassing nevada nuclear test facility.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. think got idea movie? ? 93.6 % hollywood films inspired eric cartman. study done yale , can't seem find link however ..
.. british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old. feel like i'm taking crazy pills. op , coin showing front back. person verifying authenticity display front back plastic protective container? saw coin? like separating oreo cookie? oh , haha , no. held place [ plastic container called a" slab" ] ( [URL] ) coin collecting community. ok. i'm going od crazy pills here. slab holds coin. front ( heads ) separated back ( tails )? shown slab. two separate coins , sawn two? separated. fully intact coin. see side coin , literally turn slab around. wonder many pounds hooker cost 1200 years ago.
til 1984 fbi declared key west police department criminal enterprise , several high-ranking officers arrested running protection racket cocaine smugglers.
til bridget loves bernie , highest rated tv show ever canceled one season. cbs show creators forced cancel show receiving death threats jews , angered show featured catholic marrying jew.
til 4 us states completely banned billboards
til 1973 , cia launched covert operation overthrew chile's longstanding democratic government replaced military dictatorship rife human rights violations.
til town florida named frostproof marketing plot claim town would never citrus frost. less two years founding frost killed citrus town. never thought i'd see til local place seeing i'm middle nowhere
til steve jobs took acid , said" taking lsd profound experience , one important things life" whenever see posts lsd think ," huh , that's one things i'd like try lifetime" . remember idea would even go safely acquiring , even netherlands.
til offered role hannibal lecter , anthony hopkins quit hollywood go back england , feeling rest mediocre career would spent stage and" respectable bbc work. "
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. kind genius really evil - let people dissenters come , give secret police holiday. hope kind trick works though.
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches careful. want piss scientologists. i'm even kidding.
til thalidomide , infamous morning sickness drug caused severe birth defects , never approved use us single reviewer fda think tested enough , resisted industry pressure approve drug anyway. mom told prescription thalidomide carrying , decided save money put morning sickness.
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold according zillow , house valued $ 243,00. yep that's sort miracle renovation guess. maybe donation value? sold majorly-distressed way 2004 $ 15k.
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters. german. til kill shelters. too. shelter kill doggos? bc underfunded. either killed , literally looks like concentration camp. got funding , could no-kill shelters. us no-kill shelters.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. oh fucking * god * , poor guy. blame slightest. tell it! guy grand prix essentially mocked triumph. dunno , would love someone played" america , fuck yea" something equally stereotypical. canadian national anthem substituted celine dion song titanic.
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters. german. til kill shelters. too. shelter kill doggos? bc underfunded. either killed , literally looks like concentration camp. got funding , could no-kill shelters. us no-kill shelters.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind. driving newer car awful people walking / biking front you. either honk look like inpatient asshole tread behind pissing drivers behind you.
til single asteroid , named hebe , origin 40 % meteorites hit earth.
til pepsi's progressive president 1940s led marketing campaign put african americans positive light , cornering untapped market taking advantage coca-cola's hesitance hire black workers.
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. there's message somewhere promoting someone higher responsibilities based past experience based qualifications. morale story get candidates interviews. want someone slept job either. morale story low. maybe get booze story , might raise morale.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. worried purity drugs? visit nearest police station illegal drugs tested - free charge!
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death regret bone-itis
.. annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank surroundings. imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " " nested simulations would taxing systems. we'll make physically impossible. "" how? "" i'm sure , we'll make something like speed light. " came comments , left questioning life.
til 1950 ' , marines accidentally ordered hundreds crates tootsie rolls instead mortar rounds.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. " boris yeltsin first words you. s. president clinton upon meeting 1995 , think o. j. it? " guy like relaxed uncle. relaxed drank fifth vodka every day like old russian proverb :" everything's okay enough vodka"
til nirvana's cover david bowie's" man sold world" 1993 mtv unplugged album revitalized people's interest bowie also leading younger listeners think covering nirvana , much annoyance.
til since humans became aware mortality roughly 150,00 years ago , developed one mechanism dealing existential anxiety accompanies : denial.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. 1. rent plane 2. bless rain clouds fly , turn local downfall holy water 3. secretly baptise everyone 4. ~ ~? ?? ~ ~ collect tithes 5. profit get priests sanctify local water supply acround world. baptise everyone every time shower. nope , priests bless 1 birdbath full water time source : holly bibble
til : samuel morse invented telegraph received letter wife's failing health .. she'd died.
til double-blind study published nature showed experienced astrologers better determining people psychological traits based location stars birth someone randomly guessing them.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. yeh , maybe. he's filthy rich bullies basically scumbag losers. yeh. nice think , there's good chance bullies also successful ( obviously comparison average person , elon ). true. several bullies school pretty successful ( least i've heard ) best people i've known terrible things happen like getting cancer. karma real. success great form revenge nonetheless. well we're talking buddhism karma affect bullies ' reincarnation exist , impair current existence iirc
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " [ removed ] want sad_face want smile mean .. wish could get along like used middle school .. wish could bake cake filled rainbows smiles everyone would eat happy ..
til yreka , california , bakery operated 100 years called yreka bakery , formed palindrome. business closed gallery opened spot , named yrella gallery would also form palindrome. state motto california [ eureka! ] ( [URL] ) worth noting , yreka pronounced. wy-ree-kah. yreka shasta name mt. shasta. means north mountain.
til christianity , islam judaism worship abrahamic god. religious texts also feature many figures , histories places. jesus also muslim prophet.
til east st. louis higher murder rate honduras , country highest murder rate world
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us americans say" got lot spunk kid" . said you. k would arrested. maybe 1940s .. gal's got moxie! look well takes spunk!
til michael jackson would requested wine served diet coke cans flights , want kids see drinking alcohol. thinking frank reynolds came original idea.
til reindeer one mammals see uv light , allowing see lichen , polar bears snow , urine trails
til wil wheaton suffers generalized anxiety disorder chronic depression. supports mental health nonprofit organizations raising awareness conditions.
til america's first female mayor elected 1887. group men nominated joke , 60 percent vote.
til yreka , california , bakery operated 100 years called yreka bakery , formed palindrome. business closed gallery opened spot , named yrella gallery would also form palindrome. cool see hometown reddit! glad know forgotten smirk_face hey fellow yrekian!
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. milk tried daughter's school absolutely packed sugar. almost sweet ice cream. low fat. would better full fat sugar. americans add sugar regular milk? know already fairly high sugar
til william bradford , governor plymouth colony , year old father died sent live grandfather , died two years later sent live mother , died one year later.
naked crackhead slaps houston cop , predictable results ensue. handled high level professionalism.
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity. " synthesized uric acid , sold $ 25,00 build house it. warlock mars , bitch" - william shatner charlie sheen roast. actual quote? watch roast charlie sheen. says something sorts. shatner amazing , really really funny.
til california gold rush , distinct lack women san fransisco caused gay culture flourish. men would often pay for" female impersonators" prostitutes.
til agnes milowka , renowned cave diver filmed stunts movie sanctum. long filming scene movie extra air tank left behind order squeeze tight cave passage , died exact thing real
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. one brightest species earth , yet keep small fish tanks :-/ also cut tiny pieces still alive dip sauce. mm. i'm hungry. why? want cook first [URL] faint heart ..
til - edison died nikola tesla wrote negative obituary nyt - made fun hygiene work ethic know history two makes sense almost amazing people aware tesla-edison history. edit : documentaries besides comic oatmeal posted. jesus people , comment something original. sadly can't clam know much , know edison fucked tesla general shit lots great documentaries show life depth. like prestige?
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. amazingly , every guns n roses band member appetite destruction still alive. motley too? like f..? none hold candle ozzy. he's actually donating body science dies figure lived drugs alcohol. prince darkness , whatever want. another ( formerly ) insanely alcohol addled" prince darkness" still alive form alice cooper. maybe consider possibility made deal devil
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. * soup meal. soup sandwich - - that's meal! maybe crushed crackers soup
til valentine's day japan , women give male co-workers chocolate. unpopular co-workers receive cheap giri-choko (" ultra-obligatory" chocolate ) others receive honmei-choko (" true feeling chocolate" ).
til mid - 1990s , due stress acting promotion films , jean-claude van damme developed cocaine addiction. spent $ 10,00 week , snorted 10 grams per day 1996.
til grizzly bears feared respected native americans hunting required company 4 10 warriors done preparation ceremoniality intertribal warfare. * * til 2008 sleuth 30 bears besieged platinum mining compound olyotorsky district northern kamchatka. two guards killed prevented workers leaving homes * * article! oh god , they're organizing.
til african american men incarcerated you. s. total prison populations india , argentina , canada , lebanon , japan , germany , finland , israel england combined.
til washington generals broke 2495 - game losing streak accidentally beating harlem globetrotters 100-99
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death die beating grizzly fistfight still considered a" fist fight" bear fists? think hand paw combat fits better. edit : get brawl ninja turtle animal cruelty assault? true. guess said fighting grizzly unarmed combat
til snooker player ronnie o'sullivan accused disrespect opponent using opposite hand take shot. prove bringing game disrepute , played 3 frames left-hand former world championship runner-up , winning 3.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. barely remember password internet webpages. google ask want remember password wait see password entered right one. legitimately changed password twice one day i'm bad remembering them. i'm 63 character password ibetitsjustastringofwordssothatitseasytorememberorsomenonsense. nope. take phrase. > jack jill went hill , jack tripped jill. resulted lawsuit. becomes jajwuth 42ofjtbtbj98trial! #
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. something something getting nailed seamen loose hips sink ships. would still stick with" loose lips" , different set.
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity. man 86 years old? even botox limits.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind. driving newer car awful people walking / biking front you. either honk look like inpatient asshole tread behind pissing drivers behind you. need add button activates speaker projects forward smooth spoken word gospel album performed musk medium volume. look next model joking , really need polite version horn. like ," woo-hoo , i'm behind you! "
til usa one seven countries ratified convention elimination forms discrimination women
til oprah born single mother , wore potato sacks clothes , molested family , gave birth stillborn child 14
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league traditions broken. sunderland go , arsenal fail make top 4. leicester broke football spurs arsenal , too. wenger beating mourinho
til writing staff futurama held 3 ph. d. , seven master's degrees , cumulatively 50 years harvard university. series writer patric m. verrone stated ," easily overeducated cartoon writers history"
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. worried purity drugs? visit nearest police station illegal drugs tested - free charge! i'm pick free boat could boat , could * * * mystery box * * *.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " i've never heard this" superman iv" .. low budget movie terrible plot bad acting? / almost sarcasm try pretend idea never came like idea nicholas cage considered superman role. budget superman n64 believe remember grandparents buying [ game ] ( [URL] ) excited end week threw fucking trash what? flying rings cup tea? [ worst 7 minutes 37 seconds ever ] ( [URL] )
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. worried purity drugs? visit nearest police station illegal drugs tested - free charge! i'm pick free boat
til average inmate alcatraz read 75-100 books per year.
til nipplegate , janet jackson blacklisted viacom's properties , including vh1 / mtv / cbs / clear channel radio stations , uninvited grammys , lost acting gigs , statue mickey
til gunsmoke , longest running television series 20th century , cancelled abruptly cbs even bother tell cast crew. read trade publications next day.
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. dog still alive? isn't. probably dispose body. is. turning 18 june. sure celebrate registering vote! heard trump lost dog vote 17-0 makes sense since clinton dogs photographed giving head pats .. trump never pet ever.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. dwight right.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" things never change. humanity never changed even one tiny bit. check ancient shitposting. [URL]
.. british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old. feel like i'm taking crazy pills. op , coin showing front back. person verifying authenticity display front back plastic protective container? saw coin? like separating oreo cookie? oh , haha , no. held place [ plastic container called a" slab" ] ( [URL] ) coin collecting community. ok. i'm going od crazy pills here. slab holds coin. front ( heads ) separated back ( tails )? shown slab. two separate coins , sawn two? separated. fully intact coin. see side coin , literally turn slab around. wonder many pounds hooker cost 1200 years ago.
til gowanus canal brooklyn , nyc polluted unidentifiable new forms microbiological life arisen sludge
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time * know of. yea , like half animals ocean specific breeding grounds. right , necessarily mean they're capable communicating location distance breeding grounds members species - something ants , bees , ravens humans do. dolphins? whales matter.
til george foreman originally paid 40 % profits endorsing george foreman grill. peak grill's sales , making 4.5 million dollars month. fiances mom got us one birthday. pretty good like cooking steaks skeptical_face
til usa one seven countries ratified convention elimination forms discrimination women
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. amazingly , every guns n roses band member appetite destruction still alive. motley too? like f..?
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " [ removed ] want sad_face want smile mean ..
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. job's belief alternative medicine surprising. one point fruitarian believed fruitarians bo , bathe. iirc ashton kutcher tried replicate diet stop due development pancreatic issues. according title gore til gets reposted every , his" pancreas levels high. " oh god , never want pancreas level 1!
til enough water lake superior flood entire landmasses north south america depth 1 foot. contains 3 quadrillion gallons fresh water. good thing take care great lakes keep clean pollutants / - michigander
manchester united equalled record draws single premier league season
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. raccoon stole 20 dollars? pff. look mr. rich guy $ 20 bank account. pff. look moneybags bank account. pff. lk mnbgs vr hr , wt hs fnc xpnsv vwls. poor bastard. even buy vowel. edit : * really? * first gold this? money kind stranger.
til dogs laugh. make laugh-like sounds tickled playing , sounds positive effect puppies hearing them. i've never wanted hear something badly. [ go. ] ( [URL] ) laughing loud f.. cute tho think [ ] ( [URL] ) real example. sounds kind like rhythmic panting.
til bruce lee avoided baked goods refined flour , describing providing empty calories nothing body.
til schrdinger believe possibility cat simultaneously dead alive. thought experiment meant criticize absurdity existing view quantum mechanics.
til harlan ellison wrote hugo award winning short story" mouth , must scream" single night. made changes first draft.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " [ removed ] want sad_face want smile mean .. wish could get along like used middle school .. wish could bake cake filled rainbows smiles everyone would eat happy ..
til emperor caracalla visited alexandria , greeted satires insults. responded massacring city's citizens pillaging afterwards.
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con
til hairy frog known the" wolverine frog" thought intentionally break toe bones force sharp" claws" flesh means defence.
til hairy frog known the" wolverine frog" thought intentionally break toe bones force sharp" claws" flesh means defence.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " middle ground buying 33 guns year without raising suspicion civilian able guns. look sweden example. lots lots guns , tough regulations. edit : 33 guns year
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. everything ive ever heard dolphins ' sexuality deeply disturbing. animal who's sex life freaks more. like seriously dolphins stahpp ever read penguins , then. ducks.
til west germany fully decriminalised homosexual acts males 1994 criminal law needed reconciliation law east germany , decriminalised since 1968
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence.
til english word cereal derived ' ceres ' , roman goddess harvest agriculture.
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. there's message somewhere promoting someone higher responsibilities based past experience based qualifications. maybe important promote higher based actual ability rather qualification ( winning race )
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. *
til bored work manhattan project richard feynman would amuse picking locks colleagues confidential file cabinets placing prank notes , colleagues believed spy infiltrated project.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " he's like actor take every script he's given yet remains highly respected still offered great roles. nic cage started ( he's oscar winner ) destroyed career. nic cage already peaked con air face / off. cannot top performances matter are. enjoyed matchstick men loathe nic cage , weatherman amazing movie. what's reasoning behind loathing him? even like he's bad dude. understand cage hate. like i'm mega fan , understand hate.
til david letterman created scholarship average" c student ," recognizing marks , extraordinary amazing ways.
til possibility of" hypertumors" , cancer tumor gets big gets cancer
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. forget swallowing raw eggs. would raw eggs make voice rough? shells hard tissue mean that's one creative way contract salmonella odds getting salmonella way astronomically low almost silly even mention it.
til 1621 dutch hired japanese mercenaries murder 40 inhabitants bandaneira island , lucrative source nutmeg. 12,00- 15,00 residents 1,00 killed forced leave island dutch created nutmeg monopoly.
til male dolphins sometimes masturbate wrapping live eel around penis
til 1984 mcdonalds offered free big macs , fries , coke gold silver bronze olympics. year soviet union boycotted us olympics therefore us got many medals expected became huge failure
til recordings existed alexander graham bell's voice wax cardboard disc discovered 2013. hear bell say scottish-tinged accent" hear voice. .. . alexander. . graham. . bell"
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. " boris yeltsin first words you. s. president clinton upon meeting 1995 , think o. j. it? " guy like relaxed uncle. relaxed drank fifth vodka every day sorry fifth? american always wondered. google maybe people know too. edit : thanks everyone , know international standard alcohol volumes ever thought would. fifth gallon. 750 ml bottle. tend drink america. guys use liters , 750 ml bottle tend drink well.
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches careful. want piss scientologists. i'm even kidding.
til penn jillette penn teller painted finger nails red joke response mother telling get manicure people would looking hands , always keeps one finger nail painted red memory mother. he's cool dude celebrity speaks anti-vaccine nonsense alright book. see feel like. people want abortions people want vaccines. what's difference?
til washington generals broke 2495 - game losing streak accidentally beating harlem globetrotters 100-99
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. hell * * can't remember solution tasks three years. barely remember password internet webpages. google ask want remember password wait see password entered right one. legitimately changed password twice one day i'm bad remembering them. i'm 63 character password ibetitsjustastringofwordssothatitseasytorememberorsomenonsense.
til death steve irwin , speculated series revenge killings , least ten stingrays found dead mutilated coast queensland that's literally last thing would wanted .. real , likely drunken certainly foolish people spat face legacy everything stood for.
til vietnam war known vietnam american war
til credit card" chip" technology ( aka emv ) rolled us almost 25 years old damn. they'll probably phase europe soon far know already begun talking that. sure replacing nfc. denmark new cards contact-less. use pin purchases 30 $. wow , that's surprisingly low. canada usually either $ 50 $ 100 depending place. things probably lot cheaper too.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " [ removed ] use 2nd keep rest. fucks someone gun? edit : rest amendments. civil rest. people tanks bombs missiles drones? gun nuts think government views glock kind threat?
til post-debacle interview caught lip syncing shows , one members milli vanilli defended saying ," [ milli vanilli ] working mcdonald's. would done? "
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. * soup meal. soup sandwich - - that's meal!
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time * know of. yea , like half animals ocean specific breeding grounds. right , necessarily mean they're capable communicating location distance breeding grounds members species - something ants , bees , ravens humans do. dolphins? whales matter.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. actually worked called alternative medicine. would called medicine. laughing loud , one good friends rant likes there's thing short cut giving directions. " faster easier route , ' way '"
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. overdue another #purge! people could wrap stop shitting many kids cause they're bored. really understand people children. wife really stable jobs city good economy affordable housing yet kid huge economical decision .. one whim ; plan right time it.
til clippy unpopular time , part windows xp's marketing making people aware could disable him. always changed dog tricks .. wow feel old. also desktop sheep app?
til thomas jefferson kept shetland sheep white house. attacked several people , killed small boy , eventually called" abominable animal" .
til name hotmail chosen contains html , originally styled hotmail.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims read mother teresa , find selfish , sadistic cunt. tried tell family shit came conversation. sister basically told believe everything hear. believe everything church says mother theresa .. uh huh. took chunk change private jet charles keating ( lincoln savings loan scandal ) money ' papa doc ' duvalier haiti. christopher hitchens wrote book called * missionary position. *
til ryan gosling watching" rambo" took knives school threw children.
til california gold rush , distinct lack women san fransisco caused gay culture flourish. men would often pay for" female impersonators" prostitutes.
til tree legally owns surrounding land land inherited offspring ," son tree owns itself"
britain leaving eu europe
til grizzly bears feared respected native americans hunting required company 4 10 warriors done preparation ceremoniality intertribal warfare. without firearms , fuckers unbelievably monstrous. arrows? spears? fuck. that. noise.
til shooting american f - 117 stealth attack aircraft 199 , serbian propaganda posters read" sorry , know invisible"
til - edison died nikola tesla wrote negative obituary nyt - made fun hygiene work ethic get wrong , think nikola tesla great scientist. specific reason everyone internet seems love tesla much?
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. job's belief alternative medicine surprising. one point fruitarian believed fruitarians bo , bathe.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen well , there's sodium dasani , could little salty. there's probably semen protein water drink it! got electrolytes.
til gowanus canal brooklyn , nyc polluted unidentifiable new forms microbiological life arisen sludge
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold [ google street view house blurred out. ] ( [URL] )
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death die beating grizzly fistfight still considered a" fist fight" bear fists? think hand paw combat fits better. edit : get brawl ninja turtle animal cruelty assault?
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. til $ 14 million budget , major hollywood actors , major hollywood filmmaker , film company owned comcast , qualify independent filmmaking. edit. great. top comment snide remark. rip previous also think sp came gay cowboy idea. also recall pudding eating.
til sarcasm banned north korea
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. oh fucking * god * , poor guy. blame slightest. tell it! guy grand prix essentially mocked triumph. dunno , would love someone played" america , fuck yea" something equally stereotypical. canadian national anthem substituted celine dion song titanic.
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. dunno , think shortened anglo-swiss condensed milk company. roles tongue , know. anglo milk sounds dirty contrary superior purest white milk buy , produced master race anglo aryan mountain cows. [ disturbingly relevant ] ( [URL] )
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. overdue another #purge! people could wrap stop shitting many kids cause they're bored.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. way off. seinfeld young girl's strange , erotic journey milan minsk. necking schindler's list! least better english patient , hated film!
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. yeah , actually died narcissistic personality disorder. yeah can't believe dude commercial comparing fucking gandhi , egomaniac.
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax
til quentin tarantino dropped high school age 14 got job usher porn theater lying age. .
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. nothing .. mormons baptize die! baptize people listed phone book. grandmother use baptize neighborhood kids / babies kitchen sink watching summer. catholic want babies going purgatory / hell.
til wilmer valderrama purchased vista cruiser used on" ' 70s show" $ 500 series ended.
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league least qualified european competition we're capable winning .. enjoy maccabi tel aviv away cunts tel aviv lovely city really. let's hope they're miserable. horrific away trip tho. must furthest trip , right?
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. actually makes lot meaningful. hare nap job everyone would die anyways? guess story pointlessness achievement face unavoidable death?
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes method acting. helicopters middle earth.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis.
til 1983 , caddies masters tournament black. due clubs tradition. * indeed , club co-founder clifford roberts reputed said ," long i'm alive , golfers white , caddies black. " * prediction probably turned correct well killed 3rd hole 1977 yes correct
til william shatner recorded wake call played space shuttle discovery crew last day docked iss. saying" space , final frontier. voyages space shuttle discovery. 30 - year mission : .."
til actors played brother sister on" dexter" began dating , fell love , got engaged , got married , got divorced , continuing play brother sister tv.
til tic tacs mainly made sugar allowed labelled zero sugar per serving despite sugar due weight.
til crowned eagle , known bird confirmed viewing humans prey
til : nixon sent champagne note saying" justice ultimately prevails" mark felt pardoned reagan. 30 years later , revealed mark felt was" deep throat" helped bring watergate cover-up light.
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold shit neighborhood 0 % chance working out?
til sitting bull touring buffalo bill's wild west show , impressed annie oakley's shooting abilities charmed character gave name" little sure shot" symbolically adopted daughter. sounds suspiciously like something a" wild west show" promoter would come with. welcome like 85 percent us history " greatest country world" . founded genocide slavery. yup , checks out. countries participated genocide. difficult name country history participated genocide one way another.
til single helmet air force's new f - 35 fighter costs $ 400,00
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches can't wrap head around scientology still thing. world we're connected , people support / part scientology really unaware insane shit associated it?
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. masturbation animals ( using objects ; case dolphins use sand , use tortoise etc ) common may thing. done immediately copulation might also help reduce risk sexually transmitted diseases.
til usa one seven countries ratified convention elimination forms discrimination women
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. think agree. show george. except one time kramer l. a. worst episodes. bad great like rest series. except somehow still way better finale.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels. ones prefer former quickly labeled rest turmoil as" kinksters"
.. aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank surroundings. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " " nested simulations would taxing systems. we'll make physically impossible. "" how? "" i'm sure , we'll make something like speed light. " speed light clock speed cpu runs universe. quantum entaglement software's compression algorthm work. expansion universe done via server upgrades. sleep resource management
til usa one seven countries ratified convention elimination forms discrimination women
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. til $ 14 million budget , major hollywood actors , major hollywood filmmaker , film company owned comcast , qualify independent filmmaking. edit. great. top comment snide remark. rip previous also think sp came gay cowboy idea. also recall pudding eating.
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches can't wrap head around scientology still thing. world we're connected , people support / part scientology really unaware insane shit associated it?
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. amazingly , every guns n roses band member appetite destruction still alive. motley too? like f..? none hold candle ozzy. he's actually donating body science dies figure lived drugs alcohol. prince darkness , whatever want.
til - edison died nikola tesla wrote negative obituary nyt - made fun hygiene work ethic know history two makes sense almost amazing people aware tesla-edison history. edit : documentaries besides comic oatmeal posted. jesus people , comment something original. sadly can't clam know much , know edison fucked tesla general shit lots great documentaries show life depth. like prestige?
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. til anti-vaxers trying save economy.
til sitting bull touring buffalo bill's wild west show , impressed annie oakley's shooting abilities charmed character gave name" little sure shot" symbolically adopted daughter.
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. * 1905 , companies merged become nestl anglo-swiss condensed milk company , retaining name 1947. * good decision shorten nestl. dunno , think shortened anglo-swiss condensed milk company. roles tongue , know.
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league calling - bayern stumble group stages champions league get third , fall europa league , we'll make annual trip allianz round 32. oh fuckoff guys again. [URL] replace" rudy gay" with" bayern" .
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters. work? wouldnt point overrun? think allowed run part law question. , think meant dogs. dogs allowed drive germany.
til thalidomide , infamous morning sickness drug caused severe birth defects , never approved use us single reviewer fda think tested enough , resisted industry pressure approve drug anyway. mom told prescription thalidomide carrying , decided save money put morning sickness.
til : 76 % known serial killers 20th century united states. key word is" known" countries catch acknowledge serial killers. russia bragged usa serial killers. truth never coordinated police force tie crimes together. mean usa # 1 catching known serial killers too?
til enough water lake superior flood entire landmasses north south america depth 1 foot. contains 3 quadrillion gallons fresh water. good thing take care great lakes keep clean pollutants / - michigander
til - edison died nikola tesla wrote negative obituary nyt - made fun hygiene work ethic know history two makes sense almost amazing people aware tesla-edison history. edit : documentaries besides comic oatmeal posted. jesus people , comment something original. sadly can't clam know much , know edison fucked tesla general shit lots great documentaries show life depth. like prestige?
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. gotta make sexy eat. hips nips. make sexy! gonna get higher ^ ^ ^ higher edit : humble post pushed 20,00 karma threshold three * whole years * lame posts. thank , taking higher ^ ^ ^ higher [ guys mind pcp? ] ( [URL] )
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. til anti-vaxers trying save economy.
til japanese kamikaze pilots allowed return find suitable target. one pilot shot ninth return. wonder ever change mind made break it. much place make break for. americans / british would certainly shoot attempted land somewhere. guess could bail , know given chutes. that's true ditched swam around would've picked up. shot like buffalo. course , i'd assume they'd taken prisoner practical defenders. easy ditch without parachute though? chutes , hard all.
til kangaroos fart burp. instead , methane converted acetate , used generate energy
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen remember bombing time admitted tap water. us readers , tap water uk really good cheap , idea even filtered tap water 100 times price crass. us tap water really good cheap , too. wherever , gallon jugs generic distilled filtered water also relatively cheap. bottled water crass , reason bought marketing. know ' us. ' texas , tap water awful. worked las vegas , tap water fucking awful too.
til us embassy moscow caught fire 1977. sensitive information stolen several firefighters also kgb agents.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging always wondered , thought hanged , probably sentenced death , the" dead" part implied , since put death. guess good loophole end , though!
audrey hepburn's first starring role ' roman holiday ' ( 1953 ). gregory peck insisted hepburn's name appear film's title font large :" got change she'll big star i'll look gregory peck awesome dude. would appear knew up. gonna turn audrey hepburn love-in , talk wait dark. god damn love movie.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. 1. rent plane 2. bless rain clouds fly , turn local downfall holy water 3. secretly baptise everyone 4. ~ ~? ?? ~ ~ collect tithes 5. profit
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. oh , sorry , thought america
til phil collins honorary member hip-hop group , bone thugs-n-harmony due international success single , home , collins featured. collin moniker group chrome bone.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes " * reason , parts play , like boromir ned stark , life online long afterwards. keep seeing - call - memes? " * - sean bean he's us. shit. we've discovered. everybody scatter! memes man? ! cops gonna find them!
til clippy unpopular time , part windows xp's marketing making people aware could disable him.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. dwight right.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. something something getting nailed seamen
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us it? i've living whole life i've never heard anyone say it. unless say english accent mean , people often talk semen typical conversations , definitely is. probably differs region region. i'm southern california
til david letterman created scholarship average" c student ," recognizing marks , extraordinary amazing ways.
til west germany fully decriminalised homosexual acts males 1994 criminal law needed reconciliation law east germany , decriminalised since 1968
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. hell * * can't remember solution tasks three years. barely remember password internet webpages. google ask want remember password wait see password entered right one. legitimately changed password twice one day i'm bad remembering them.
til 19th early 20th century roughly 1/3 rd norway's populations immigrated united states.
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. .. realized like dogs alive 9/11 probably dead .. =[ dog born 199 happy_face dog still alive? isn't. probably dispose body. is. turning 18 june.
til former newspaper editor sun , kelvin mackenzie , published story alleging elton john voiceboxes guard dogs removed. proven wrong reporter went round check dogs barked him.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. reminded ted talk one shooter's mother did. however , page crashing now. , reddit thread that? ted tedx? what's difference?
til dueling , common two male giraffes sex eachother. interactions males found frequent heterosexual coupling
til gleek. saliva comes stream gland compressed tongue. sometimes referred as" cobra spitting" .
til us embassy moscow caught fire 1977. sensitive information stolen several firefighters also kgb agents.
til theodore roosevelt openly despised nickname" teddy" , quick correct anyone called it. preferred working closely refer colonel theodore.
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged well writer. best words. tremendous writer " sad" bigly
til directing jurassic park , spielberg saw cgi t. rex , said stop motion animator phil tippett ," job ," tippett replied ," mean extinct? ". spielberg later incorporated dialogue here's example [ go motion ] ( [URL] ) rex tippet experimenting movie : [URL] decision use cgi. looked better expected. still made right call though. cgi jurassic park still realistic looking film despite 25 years old. groundbreaking 6 year old released blew mind mad dinosaurs ( jeff goldblum ) ever since.
til mike myers loosely based dr. evil character former snl boss lorne micheals. dr. evil's phrase" throw frickin ' bone , people ," supposedly something michaels said many times script
til mexicans highest average annual hours worked world
til name hotmail chosen contains html , originally styled hotmail.
til british supermarket chain iceland eu-wide trademark name , take legal action icelandic companies use it. icelandic government applied trademark invalidated , far without success.
til actor martin sheen arrested total 66 times protesting acts civil disobedience - recently 2007 trespassing nevada nuclear test facility. illusive man strikes martin sheen great pick character.
til airedale terriers carried messages soldiers wwi dedicated duties. one named ' jack ' ran half mile enemy fire. made headquarters jaw broken one leg badly splintered died delivering message
til actor martin sheen arrested total 66 times protesting acts civil disobedience - recently 2007 trespassing nevada nuclear test facility. imagine could president like character west wing .. american politics much closer house cards moment west wing read dc insiders find veep realistic portrayal jobs.
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen well , there's sodium dasani , could little salty. there's probably semen protein water drink it! got electrolytes.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " [ removed ] want sad_face want smile mean .. wish could get along like used middle school .. wish could bake cake filled rainbows smiles everyone would eat happy ..
til day crew battleship uss texas intentionally flooded torpedo tube order cause 2 degree list , giving main guns enough extra elevation boost range & hit target mainland. eli 5 easier move closer? also reminds [ old reddit post ] ( [URL] ) short answer : draft. texas , loaded max 9m ship underwater. closer , ship would run aground. thank , going say would guess keep range shore based battery. could've tipped land elevate ground cannons case
til original baby ruth candy company claimed bar named babe ruth could avoid paying royalties. later shut rival candy bar actually approved ruth use name grounds names similar.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. masturbation animals ( using objects ; case dolphins use sand , use tortoise etc ) common may thing. done immediately copulation might also help reduce risk sexually transmitted diseases.
til lyrics elton john's ' rocket man ' meant taken literally mars bound astronaut leaving family job.
til tank designed swiss military bug turning heater could cause main gun fire
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes method acting. helicopters middle earth. really got character. lot work die 1st movie trilogy. people love kill sean bean .. like , thing. great good job sad often happens early stories acting skills squandered , time screen sure fucking great job
til many german pows captured allies ww2 horrified footage holocaust burned uniforms called germany surrender , even volunteered join fight axis.
til actor martin sheen married woman 56 years
til steve jobs took acid , said" taking lsd profound experience , one important things life" would seem there's wide range experiences lsd. since often dark enough thoughts nightmares terrifying , i'd definitely rather risk it. maybe always disappointed bored experience every time tried it. maybe cheap stuff tried handful times life different" retailers. "
til writing staff futurama held 3 ph. d. , seven master's degrees , cumulatively 50 years harvard university. series writer patric m. verrone stated ," easily overeducated cartoon writers history"
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. * 1905 , companies merged become nestl anglo-swiss condensed milk company , retaining name 1947. * good decision shorten nestl. dunno , think shortened anglo-swiss condensed milk company. roles tongue , know. anglo milk sounds dirty contrary superior purest white milk buy , produced master race anglo aryan mountain cows.
til michael jackson would requested wine served diet coke cans flights , want kids see drinking alcohol. thinking frank reynolds came original idea.
til name hotmail chosen contains html , originally styled hotmail. growing think html abbreviation hotmail , guess worked.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. thought * fruit * would cure cancer. apples guy bannanas. * b-a-n-a-n-a-s! !! * record i'm singing , correcting spelling error.
til canada first country world adopt multiculturalism official policy ; 1971
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. dwight right. need new plague! !!
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. would raw eggs make voice rough? raw eggs would line throat could gargling harsh sounds without damaging vocal chords hurting throat. it'd like thick milkshake attempting extreme metal vocals. mean , i'd probably rather milkshake. healthy metal vocals. vegan black metal , kvlt right now.
til von trapp family , made famous sound music , lost fortune great depression , children's singing careers purely way earn livelihood.
til japanese oil tanker captain fell cactus santa barbra oil field , provoking laughter local workers. 5 years later returned imperial japanese navy sub made first mainland shelling us oil
.. cocaine addiction hidden family eight years. claims kept addiction well-hidden eventually ," .. books [ started ] show while. ' misery ' book cocaine. annie wilkes cocaine. number-one fan. take adderall every day reason , reason relationships feel * stronger * well. couple days , adderall makes antisocial point want tell everyone know fuck take even adderall smoke bongs day alone. adderall weed nice , end smoking soo much i'm adderall. want try adderall stuff listen people. adderall type drug meth , quite strong. easy become addicted hard body leads insomnia rough" come down" high.
til every part dandelion edible. leaves buds eaten greens , flowers made wine , roots roasted ground make" coffee. "
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. til anti-vaxers trying save economy. til pro universal healthcare people destroying economy. think patriotic leaders trying withdraw healthcare 20-30 million americans? killing everyone much easier increasing wages benefits.
til classic pc game" baldur's gate" developed , alongside engine , 18 months team 60 people never worked video game before. masterpiece game. graphics detailed time period. storyline engrossing. tell put lots research hard work making game. set standard type rpg's awhile. rereleased baldur gate updated graphics would spend much money.
til jesus actor jim caviezel struck lightning whilst filming passion christ
til credit card" chip" technology ( aka emv ) rolled us almost 25 years old yeah , went england years ago , everyone chips. one kid market register thought card super advanced american chip. america behind lots stuff .. windows capability 500 years ago example. [ look this. ] ( [URL] ) wait wait wait .. thought everyone uses windows like that. americans don't?
til 19th early 20th century roughly 1/3 rd norway's populations immigrated united states.
til carl jung sigmund freud met first time , talked thirteen hours straight
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. forget swallowing raw eggs. would raw eggs make voice rough? shells hard tissue mean that's one creative way contract salmonella odds getting salmonella way astronomically low almost silly even mention it.
til richard lawrence , 1835 attempted assassinate president andrew jackson funeral using two pistols shot point blank. misfired , president severely beat cane , wrestled submission davy crockett.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance holy shit , exactly came say. nuke too? implications comment massively scary. mean , many people would willingly stay sub
til kyoto , former capital japan , means" capital city" tokyo means" eastern capital" related amsterdam means dam amstel ( river ) related budapest means buda pest names two cities joined create budapest. related rome called rome romans lived there. rome called rome wolf-baby killed brother can't really blame , though. imagine city called reme? it'd completely ridiculous.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. father 4 , 1 16 year old girl ; confirm kids best hit teens , blow half shared data plan 8 days think know every fucking thing. edit : data
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen brit 100 % sure think use word. ' spunk spunk '
til agnes milowka , renowned cave diver filmed stunts movie sanctum. long filming scene movie extra air tank left behind order squeeze tight cave passage , died exact thing real
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen [ knew ] ( [URL] ) edit : seriously , [ knew ] ( [URL] ).
til that" video killed radio star" best selling record australia 27 years.
til william hung , known famous american idol audition , 73rd generation descendant confucius
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. think got idea movie? ? 93.6 % hollywood films inspired eric cartman. study done yale , can't seem find link however .. " um .. okay , : adam sandler like love girl. turns girl actually golden retriever something. " that's plot always sunny episode , except rickety cricket instead adam sandler. hilarious episode way. i'm massive always sunny fan thought episode bit weak.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. i'm going go swimming ocean right ( ) i'm going seafood store. live eels? focused dolphin penis nature showing us slime eels great jerking off? [URL]
since 1956 paris exclusively twinned rome -" paris worthy rome ; rome worthy paris. "
til slipknot's third album contains almost zero profanity response critics said vocalist corey taylor relied swearing lyrics
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. oh fucking * god * , poor guy. blame slightest. tell it! guy grand prix essentially mocked triumph. dunno , would love someone played" america , fuck yea" something equally stereotypical. canadian national anthem substituted celine dion song titanic.
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax ha , sallie mae thing reason. think know , navient.
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged league ~ ~ light ~ ~ little 5.5 km. 20,00 would 110,00 km. earth measures 12,750 km across equator. go 20,00 leagues deep , would end 17.6 thousand leagues space. yeah always confused me. never seemed obvious distance travelled depth. depth fathoms , no?
til wilmer valderrama purchased vista cruiser used on" ' 70s show" $ 500 series ended. thanks fez longer say" son bitch" without accent.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. dwight right.
til kangaroos fart burp. instead , methane converted acetate , used generate energy
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly want smile mean .. wanna talk , buddy? he's buddy , pal he's pal , friend. friend , guy.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. everyone wants solve overpopulation problem , want die. both. live kids , even stick 1 kid. 2 kids ( per woman ) still causes population decrease every person able children. [URL]
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. holy shit , exactly came say. nuke too? implications comment massively scary. mean , many people would willingly stay sub deep underwater cramp / pressurized tube breathing recycled air. bunch dudes age 25 .. shenanigans pretty fucked , understand.
til governor len small illinois acquitted embezzlement , eight jurors made decision received state jobs
til chicken nugget invented cornell university food science professor , published results academically instead patenting them.
til toronto underground arcology , network underground tunnels possible live without needing venture outside
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league calling - bayern stumble group stages champions league get third , fall europa league , we'll make annual trip allianz round 32.
til name" canola oil" coined marketing reasons avoid using word" rape" , in" rapeseed oil" , product's name.
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time * know of. yea , like half animals ocean specific breeding grounds. right , necessarily mean they're capable communicating location distance breeding grounds members species - something ants , bees , ravens humans do. dolphins? whales matter.
til one ever seen echidna ejaculate.
til anyone sworn statewide county office judgeship kentucky must declare oath participated , acted second otherwise assisted duel.
til bob marley died skin cancer started toenail
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. "
.. service would not. scum ball company ( evidence former customer ) way support again. must nice. comcast monopoly entire city outside satellite providers. wanna spend 100 bucks cable internet? ok fine get any. get internet * * cable less $ 100? witchcraft this? signed , canadian comes like 110 believe , pay bill get paid ; that's basic cable mind internet caps like 4mb / dl want say? state sanctioned robbery. $ 110? ? month? ! even afford starbucks? ? point others far worse ( looking everyone world feasible access internet way shape form ). sound like entitled brat. seriously ,
til honey bees ejaculate forcefully penises explode. kills honey bee. , technically speaking , mate life.
til 2010 , band somali pirates attempted capture us navy frigate uss nicholas , mistaking merchant vessel
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death die beating grizzly fistfight i'd regret fuck die champion
til common heart shape ( :heart_suit: ) quite possibly based seed used birth control ancient times.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence.
til william shatner recorded wake call played space shuttle discovery crew last day docked iss. saying" space , final frontier. voyages space shuttle discovery. 30 - year mission : .."
til 1983 , caddies masters tournament black. due clubs tradition. * indeed , club co-founder clifford roberts reputed said ," long i'm alive , golfers white , caddies black. " * prediction probably turned correct well killed 3rd hole 1977 yes correct
til 2007 , new parking garage germany ended two parking bays peculiar shape required complicated parking maneuver order park there. officials declared men's parking spaces discourage unskilled drivers attempting maneuver.
til prison warden loved retired , 100 inmates pooled together money throw party.
til australian prime minister named harold holt served 1966 1967. one day , office , went swim disappeared without trace.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " he's like actor take every script he's given yet remains highly respected still offered great roles. nic cage started ( he's oscar winner ) destroyed career. nic cage already peaked con air face / off. cannot top performances matter are. also lord war
til nikola tesla able integral calculus head , leading teachers believe cheating.
til many german pows captured allies ww2 horrified footage holocaust burned uniforms called germany surrender , even volunteered join fight axis.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly shame people learned mistakes pre-ww 2 germany.
til mid - 1990s , due stress acting promotion films , jean-claude van damme developed cocaine addiction. spent $ 10,00 week , snorted 10 grams per day 1996.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank knocking power , messing hermit crabs throwing rocks. otto sounds like hellraiser.
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. child , john markle , murdered entire family killing investigated fraud.
til : 76 % known serial killers 20th century united states. key word is" known" countries catch acknowledge serial killers. russia bragged usa serial killers. truth never coordinated police force tie crimes together.
til bruce willis agreed guest star friends losing bet his" whole nine yards" co-star mathew perry. played jennifer aniston's love interest 3 episode arc emmy performance. donated acting fee five
til peppers used tabasco sauce picked hand. pepper pickers compare color peppers small red stick ; colors match , peppers ripe used sauce production process.
til report found , every $ 1 invested us national park service , american public receives $ 4 economic value.
til hiroshima policeman went nagasaki teach police officers duck cover days bombings. single officer died nagasaki blast.
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league calling - bayern stumble group stages champions league get third , fall europa league , we'll make annual trip allianz round 32. oh fuckoff guys again. [URL] replace" rudy gay" with" bayern" .
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. til $ 14 million budget , major hollywood actors , major hollywood filmmaker , film company owned comcast , qualify independent filmmaking. edit. great. top comment snide remark. rip previous also think sp came gay cowboy idea. also recall pudding eating. guess know lingo then.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. yeah , actually died narcissistic personality disorder. yeah can't believe dude commercial comparing fucking gandhi , egomaniac.
til george washington wooden teeth , set real teeth slaves
til steve jobs took acid , said" taking lsd profound experience , one important things life" would seem there's wide range experiences lsd. since often dark enough thoughts nightmares terrifying , i'd definitely rather risk it. smart. know thyself truly know thyself afraid taking lsd truly know lsd would definitely afraid taking lsd. good-time party drug folks. exactly jobs described , profound experience. definitely fear almost like fear god.
til nintendo sued galoob prevent release nes cheating device , game genie ; legal battle followed. sega genesis version , sega allowed release , officially licensed it.
til chrysler built 55 turbine-powered cars 1963-1964. could run fuel could burn oxygen , including perfume tequila , produced 130 horsepower. nine still exist. jay leno one , shouldnt much surprise anybody loves cars. [URL] i'm told there's one unassuming warehouse know terre haute , indiana small car collection. told still ran 10 years ago , idles smoothly balance nickel edge air intake. never saw i've terre haute , offense town believe anything interesting there.
til you. state texas roughly 10 % larger france almost twice large germany. you. s. big , really big. sometimes i'm surprised throughout course history never become multiple countries.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. everyone freaking : seal extinct.
til last words serial killer peter krten were" tell .. head chopped , still able hear , least moment , sound blood gushing stump neck? would pleasure end pleasures. " mean guy real jerk.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original.
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. dairy industry done impressive things years. food pyramid designed specifically encourage milk cheese consumption help struggling dairy farmers. wait. telling nutritional information .. official nutritional information government uses strictly scientifical? oh honey goes top triangle. bee lobby really powerful.
til : samuel morse invented telegraph received letter wife's failing health .. she'd died.
til honey bees ejaculate forcefully penises explode. kills honey bee.
til jeffrey dahmer inspired emperor return jedi. wanted build a" temple" victims ' skulls could sit absorb a" spiritural force power"
til ohio issues" scarlet letter plates" people given limited driving privileges convicted dui. realize states dui plates. also heroin plates ohio , they're light blue say" kentucky" top.
.. jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank surroundings. imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " " nested simulations would taxing systems. we'll make physically impossible. "" how? "" i'm sure , we'll make something like speed light. "
til thalidomide , infamous morning sickness drug caused severe birth defects , never approved use us single reviewer fda think tested enough , resisted industry pressure approve drug anyway. mom told prescription thalidomide carrying , decided save money put morning sickness.
til word" meme" coined biologist richard dawkins refer ideas spread replicate darwinian fashion
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. uneducated , furthest category extinct still extinction spectrum , every animal fit spectrum. like category field mice? edit : thanks answers guys! i'm authority , humans listed as" least concern" . likely latter. really category beyond that. " excess" . people get ideas .. know people ideas .. worried someone might make sort .. [ modest proposal? ] ( [URL] )
til penn jillette penn teller painted finger nails red joke response mother telling get manicure people would looking hands , always keeps one finger nail painted red memory mother.
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. mean , angel , likes customers? business owners thrive them.
.. annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank surroundings. imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " " nested simulations would taxing systems. we'll make physically impossible. "" how? "" i'm sure , we'll make something like speed light. " came comments , left questioning life.
til classic pc game" baldur's gate" developed , alongside engine , 18 months team 60 people never worked video game before. still one best rpg games ever made. recently re-released ' enhanced edition ' even enjoyable play now.
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged jules verne treasury kid , illustrations always blew away. think they're woodcuts? [URL]
til soviet composer dmitri shostakovich obsessive regularly sent cards test well postal service working.
til almost albums , lenny kravitz sang songs , everything else : played guitar , bass , drums , percussions produced himself.
til nintendo sued galoob prevent release nes cheating device , game genie ; legal battle followed. sega genesis version , sega allowed release , officially licensed it.
til darth vader father luke skywalker real name anakin skywalker
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. hell * * can't remember solution tasks three years. barely remember password internet webpages. google ask want remember password wait see password entered right one. legitimately changed password twice one day i'm bad remembering them.
til the" demon core ' , 6.2 kg subcritical mass plutonium briefly went critical two separate experiments , killing two members manhattan project
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. til anti-vaxers trying save economy. .. surprising revelation look little johnny , city needs new library. can't afford let live. kids.
til 1984 fbi declared key west police department criminal enterprise , several high-ranking officers arrested running protection racket cocaine smugglers.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" things never change.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. think got idea movie? ? 93.6 % hollywood films inspired eric cartman. study done yale , can't seem find link however ..
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank knocking power , messing hermit crabs throwing rocks. otto sounds like hellraiser.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. seinfeld taught many lessons. one favorite remember courtesy wave. never double dip. re-gift eat peas one time. eat snickers bar knife fork.
til yreka , california , bakery operated 100 years called yreka bakery , formed palindrome. business closed gallery opened spot , named yrella gallery would also form palindrome.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes " * reason , parts play , like boromir ned stark , life online long afterwards. keep seeing - call - memes? " * - sean bean he's us. shit. we've discovered. everybody scatter! memes man? ! cops gonna find them!
til walk disturbance ( person worried walk may lose balance ) may appear social anxiety , especially passing group people.
til despite immense wealth , john d. rockefeller always took train mansion downtown new york office every day. often harassed beggars passengers , refused travel bodyguards use private transportation.
til steve jobs took acid , said" taking lsd profound experience , one important things life" would seem there's wide range experiences lsd. since often dark enough thoughts nightmares terrifying , i'd definitely rather risk it. smart. know thyself truly know thyself afraid taking lsd truly know lsd would definitely afraid taking lsd. good-time party drug folks. exactly jobs described , profound experience. definitely fear almost like fear god.
til richard lawrence , 1835 attempted assassinate president andrew jackson funeral using two pistols shot point blank. misfired , president severely beat cane , wrestled submission davy crockett.
til vietnam war 30,00 american draft dodgers fled canada , number canadians volunteered fight
til monty python's , always look bright side life played pa system end every iron maiden concert.
til 80s hair band winger trace massive mid - 90s downfall popularity mocked relentlessly on" beavis butt-head" subsequent mike judge projects
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. mother 4 year old 1.5 year old two friends round house , there's enough wine world. send supplies. kids , 1.5 year olds really friends? old enough age understand friendship?
til many german pows captured allies ww2 horrified footage holocaust burned uniforms called germany surrender , even volunteered join fight axis.
.. cocaine addiction hidden family eight years. claims kept addiction well-hidden eventually ," .. books [ started ] show while. ' misery ' book cocaine. annie wilkes cocaine. number-one fan. take adderall every day reason , reason relationships feel * stronger * well. couple days , adderall makes antisocial point want tell everyone know fuck take even adderall smoke bongs day alone. adderall weed nice , end smoking soo much i'm adderall. want try adderall stuff listen people. adderall type drug meth , quite strong. easy become addicted hard body leads insomnia rough" come down" high.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. reminds kazakhstan girl shooting competition played borat spoof anthem. link : [URL]
til darko milicic , drafted 2nd overall 2003 nba draft ( carmelo anthony , dwyane wade chris bosh ) currently apple farmer serbia.
til 2002 fake sequel harry potter appeared china title" harry potter bao zuolong. " book consists text jrr tolkien's hobbit names changed harry potter characters.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes " * reason , parts play , like boromir ned stark , life online long afterwards. keep seeing - call - memes? " * - sean bean he's us. shit. we've discovered. everybody scatter! memes man? ! cops gonna find them!
til william shatner recorded wake call played space shuttle discovery crew last day docked iss. saying" space , final frontier. voyages space shuttle discovery. 30 - year mission : .."
til wasabi vapour effect similar smelling salts , property exploited create smoke alarms deaf.
til woman jumped 86th floor empire state building , blown back onto ledge 85th floor gust wind.
til chrysler built 55 turbine-powered cars 1963-1964. could run fuel could burn oxygen , including perfume tequila , produced 130 horsepower. nine still exist.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. masturbation animals ( using objects ; case dolphins use sand , use tortoise etc ) common may thing. done immediately copulation might also help reduce risk sexually transmitted diseases.
til indiana jones changed image archaeology. ' raiders lost ark ' ( 1981 ) , people imagined archaeologist weak , older person needs rescuing. stereotype male ivy league professor /
til steve jobs took acid , said" taking lsd profound experience , one important things life" would seem there's wide range experiences lsd. since often dark enough thoughts nightmares terrifying , i'd definitely rather risk it. maybe always disappointed bored experience every time tried it. maybe cheap stuff tried handful times life different" retailers. "
.. octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " surreal would see ai inside simulation begin talk simulation? think might like westworld
til theoretical physicist max planck told get field physics professor because" field , almost everything already discovered. " anyway originated quantum theory revolutionized field.
til cops died illness linked 9/11 perished day
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. .. realized like dogs alive 9/11 probably dead .. =[ dog born 199 happy_face dog still alive? isn't. probably dispose body. is. turning 18 june.
til kyoto , former capital japan , means" capital city" tokyo means" eastern capital" related amsterdam means dam amstel ( river ) related budapest means buda pest names two cities joined create budapest. related rome called rome romans lived there. rome called rome wolf-baby killed brother can't really blame , though. imagine city called reme? it'd completely ridiculous.
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged jules verne treasury kid , illustrations always blew away. think they're woodcuts? [URL] much wood would woodcutter cut woodcutter woodcut wood?
til sitting bull touring buffalo bill's wild west show , impressed annie oakley's shooting abilities charmed character gave name" little sure shot" symbolically adopted daughter. sounds suspiciously like something a" wild west show" promoter would come with. welcome like 85 percent us history " greatest country world" . founded genocide slavery. yup , checks out.
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. actually makes lot meaningful. hare nap job everyone would die anyways? guess story pointlessness achievement face unavoidable death? reading employ animals form part critical communications infrastructure simply speed / reliability / fault-tolerance / integrity properties modern built environment needs. actually pursued heavily 90s the. com explosion. credit rfc 1149 see close came full-stack avian transport layer internet : [URL]
til dextromethorphan ( aka robitussin ) dissociative drug , works acting brain raise threshold thinks needs cough.
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax soon known as" retail credit agency" following congressional testimony. < two weeks later > okay , calling ourselves" credit mcchecky clown penis" literally name left. let's hope nothing goes wrong time. could always washington redskins credit agency rename trump credit agency. way , matter happens least 1/3 rd country believe anything bad lie.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. think got idea movie? ? 93.6 % hollywood films inspired eric cartman. study done yale , can't seem find link however .. " um .. okay , : adam sandler like love girl. turns girl actually golden retriever something. " that's plot always sunny episode , except rickety cricket instead adam sandler. hilarious episode way.
til gino bartali - champion italian cyclist. wwii , cycled italy carrying messages italian resistance. even smuggled jews wagon secret compartment telling people part training.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging always wondered , thought hanged , probably sentenced death , the" dead" part implied , since put death. guess good loophole end , though!
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. i'm christian , bible got absolutely right said ," love money root evil. " well , actually says" root kinds evil. " translation holding as" correct? " sell translation says love money totally fine. guy translates
til least two peer-reviewed medical studies suggested stickers mr. yuk , green face used label poisonous household objects , effectively keep children away potential poisons may even attract children.
til william hung , known famous american idol audition , 73rd generation descendant confucius
til kyoto , former capital japan , means" capital city" tokyo means" eastern capital" related amsterdam means dam amstel ( river ) related budapest means buda pest names two cities joined create budapest. related rome called rome romans lived there. rome called rome wolf-baby killed brother can't really blame , though. imagine city called reme? it'd completely ridiculous.
til maned wolf's urine smells much like marijuana caused police rotterdam zoo go hunt cannabis smokers
til patsy cline offered car ride back nashville singer dottie west. cline refused , telling west ," worry , hoss. time go , time. " patsy cline died plane crash
til butane canisters manufactured exclusively south korea. exception single manufacturer houston texas.
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. anyone care explain raw eggs whiskey changes person's voice? whiskey cigarettes work like charm. source : tom waits
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til that" elephants capable swimmers. recorded swimming six hours without touching bottom , travelled far 48 km ( 30 mi ) stretch speeds 2.1 km / h ( 1 mph
til mike myers loosely based dr. evil character former snl boss lorne micheals. dr. evil's phrase" throw frickin ' bone , people ," supposedly something michaels said many times script
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time right , necessarily mean they're capable communicating location distance breeding grounds members species - something ants , bees , ravens humans do. dolphins? whales matter. octopus friend avocado?
til gary webb , reporter san jose mercury news first broke story cia involvement cocaine trade , found dead with" two gunshot wounds head. " death , 2004 , ruled
til that" elephants capable swimmers. recorded swimming six hours without touching bottom , travelled far 48 km ( 30 mi ) stretch speeds 2.1 km / h ( 1 mph
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. til $ 14 million budget , major hollywood actors , major hollywood filmmaker , film company owned comcast , qualify independent filmmaking. edit. great. top comment snide remark. rip previous also think sp came gay cowboy idea. also recall pudding eating. guess know lingo then.
til jfk records act , act states government documents related kennedy assassination publicly disclosed october 26 2017.
til genghis khan tengrist , religiously tolerant interested learning philosophical moral lessons religions. consulted buddhist monks , muslims , christian missionaries , taoist monk qiu chuji. discriminate , would wipe entire populations regardless religious affiliation.
til : today's average teenagers know vastly milky way galaxies professional astronomers 100 years ago.
til day crew battleship uss texas intentionally flooded torpedo tube order cause 2 degree list , giving main guns enough extra elevation boost range & hit target mainland. wwii-era russian tanks often said happiest tanks world? barely gun depression laughing_face [ meanwhile america ] ( [URL] ) ( i'm like 50 % sure go little lower )
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging i've heard" ~ ~ hung ~ ~ hanged neck dead" many times never thought anything it. cool. cool cool cool. edit : til correct time say hanged referring killing person
til us , ground floor called 1st floor inside buildings
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. til $ 14 million budget , major hollywood actors , major hollywood filmmaker , film company owned comcast , qualify independent filmmaking. edit. great. top comment snide remark. rip previous also think sp came gay cowboy idea. also recall pudding eating.
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax soon known as" retail credit agency" following congressional testimony. < two weeks later > okay , calling ourselves" credit mcchecky clown penis" literally name left. let's hope nothing goes wrong time. could always washington redskins credit agency rename trump credit agency. way , matter happens least 1/3 rd country believe anything bad lie.
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. amazingly , every guns n roses band member appetite destruction still alive. motley too? like f..? none hold candle ozzy. he's actually donating body science dies figure lived drugs alcohol. prince darkness , whatever want.
til marvel's first movie , howard duck , bombed box office. cost estimated $ 37 million , grossed $ 38 million internationally , netting $ 1 million.
til empire state building took little year construction complete ( 410 days twelve days ahead schedule ).
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us it? i've living whole life i've never heard anyone say it. unless say english accent mean , people often talk semen typical conversations , definitely is. probably differs region region. i'm southern california
til international data code switzerland ch , stands confoederatio helvetica , latin name country. switzerland chose code avoid favouring four official languages.
til us airways flight 1549 ditching hudson ( aka" miracle hudson" ) , officials captured gassed 1,235 canadian geese destroyed 1,739 goose eggs across new york city.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" things never change.
til alec guinness agreed appear star wars negotiated deal doubled initial salary offer , guaranteed publicity film , would awarded 2.25 % gross royalties paid george lucas
til actors played brother sister on" dexter" began dating , fell love , got engaged , got married , got divorced , continuing play brother sister tv. also entertain storyline thought interested ( adopted ) brother romantically. think post divorce , must've weird tbh , weird case. uncomfortable unnecessary plotline. plotlines dexter? season 4 show trash gawd season 4 awesome.
til kyoto , former capital japan , means" capital city" tokyo means" eastern capital" there's great [ documentary ] ( [URL] ) goes naming convention japan came , really interesting stuff.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. think got idea movie? ? 93.6 % hollywood films inspired eric cartman. study done yale , can't seem find link however .. " um .. okay , : adam sandler like love girl. turns girl actually golden retriever something. " that's plot always sunny episode , except rickety cricket instead adam sandler. hilarious episode way. i'm massive always sunny fan thought episode bit weak.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death regret bone-itis man , great episode. get home work i'll re-watch netfli .. oh wait
til richard shot crossbow , died summoned boy , assumed he'd executed. instead , forgave boy sent away 100 shillings. richard died , boy hanged.
til humans ' closest relative , bonobos , peaceful female-run society sex used resolve conflict. they" make love , war. "
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. sailors , much like prisoners , historically relations members sex crew due lack women. possible? turn gay there's women around? , don't" turn gay" . cums point though warm hole warm hole. edit : there's nothing gay exploring! i'm done puns yeah nothing gay it. two straight dudes butt sex. mean think , gayest thing world sex woman. soft frilly smell like flowers. that's straight queer. fucking dude? muscles sweat , manly thing do.
til indiana jones changed image archaeology. ' raiders lost ark ' ( 1981 ) , people imagined archaeologist weak , older person needs rescuing. stereotype male ivy league professor /
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. always wonder adult show came would liked it. love curb can't get seinfeld? ! i'm opposite , grew seinfeld still happily rewatch could never get curb. curb makes cringe hard , press stop walk away episode. still like show odd reason try watch cringing larry's inability understand social norms kills me.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. promising career killed track 1971. buried flag record mexican national anthem. well plan least. record badly scratched replaced new copy mexican hat dance.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. episode 30 rock , character pete hornberger never overachieves avoid getting promoted head.
til last words serial killer peter krten were" tell .. head chopped , still able hear , least moment , sound blood gushing stump neck? would pleasure end pleasures. " hear sound blood gushing stump neck , would ejaculate? r / nocontext r / evenwithcontext finally proper use. ejaculate?
til queen elizabeth ii trained mechanic. learned skills wwii ( 1945 ) part auxiliary territorial service.
til movie , - 571 , states americans responsible capturing first enigma machine. truth first enigma machine captured british , 7 months americans entered war. tony blair ridiculed movie prime minister's questions. bill clinton dismissed movie work fiction. americans never captured single enigma machine. 2 canadians , 13 british. watch hollywood films expect see us calvary ti rescue. fact russian blood us factories war.
til penn jillette penn teller painted finger nails red joke response mother telling get manicure people would looking hands , always keeps one finger nail painted red memory mother. read jillette's book god , no! , parts family life really compelling , eg. late parents , led seeing sister die old age younger age. he's quite complicated person. edit guy slightly older sister think might fuck much mom dying , mean kind expect see parents die seeing sibling die nowhere close must painful sister died 18 7. shit fucks life.
queen elizabeth celebrates 91st birthday
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con person attacked another congoer , adrianne stepped up. congoer? one congo? think related con. specifically congo-con person cosplaying amy. congogoer
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. * 1905 , companies merged become nestl anglo-swiss condensed milk company , retaining name 1947. * good decision shorten nestl. dunno , think shortened anglo-swiss condensed milk company. roles tongue , know. anglo milk sounds dirty contrary superior purest white milk buy , produced master race anglo aryan mountain cows.
til founder scientology , l. ron hubbard , commanded submarine wwii. performance was" substandard ," almost started war mexico ordering crew fire coronado islands.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. worried purity drugs? visit nearest police station illegal drugs tested - free charge! i'm pick free boat
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged well writer. best words. tremendous writer " sad" bigly
til picture severed japanese head tank turret published life magazine february 1 , 1943 , generated less protest letters image mistreated cat issue.
til : 76 % known serial killers 20th century united states. key word is" known" countries catch acknowledge serial killers. russia bragged usa serial killers. truth never coordinated police force tie crimes together.
til people used think kidneys governed one's conscience , several bible verses say god inspects kidneys dead. jewish tradition holds one kidney counsels good , evil.
til despite useful properties , dandelion grown regarded weed , result rise lawn culture marketing pesticide companies.
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold hoa's : even once. usually" hoa's : never again" , folks get wise previous home shopping. grew without hoas , grew family farm , surrounded ritzy subdivisions hoas , heard nothing horror stories them. got place , refused accept anything hoa. consider hoa neighborhoods purchasing. deal shitty neighbors occasion , price freedom. sounds like hoa guarantees least one shitty neighbour anyway.
til grizzly bears feared respected native americans hunting required company 4 10 warriors done preparation ceremoniality intertribal warfare.
til pitbulls responsible fatal dog attacks america past 2 years
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly like high school history stuff , anyway.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. homeowner without kids : umbrella f-ing cheap stupid it. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" things never change. humanity never changed even one tiny bit. check ancient shitposting. [URL]
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. , got hired 15 times. that's positive. i'm met multiple women exactly like that. get hired drop hat garbage employees. helps good looking. real honest god discussion nicki minaj , hot? personally touch ten foot pole , looks like plastic monster. like blow-up doll human skin. guys actually find attractive?
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. i'm going go swimming ocean right ( ) i'm going seafood store. live eels? focused dolphin penis nature showing us slime eels great jerking off? [URL]
til china first country world produce steel preceding europe 100 years failed reach industrial revolution due absence middle class
til donald duck loved scandinavian countries sweden make illegal vote political elections. 2005 norway 1/4 total population read donald duck magazine , and" donaldism" became thing. confirm. norwegian. tons comics. teenagers even adults read them. they're cutesy childish traditional disney stuff. fascinating decendents vikings donald duck magazine collectors. us never vikings. norsemen , yes , raiders. anime manga big there? e. g. one punch man , attack titans , dragon ball super
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. also remember hearing china big homeless population worried optics shown exposed olympics .. sudden homeless problem.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. hell * * can't remember solution tasks three years. barely remember password internet webpages. google ask want remember password wait see password entered right one. legitimately changed password twice one day i'm bad remembering them. i'm 63 character password
til california gold rush , distinct lack women san fransisco caused gay culture flourish. men would often pay for" female impersonators" prostitutes.
til christianity , islam judaism worship abrahamic god. religious texts also feature many figures , histories places. jesus also muslim prophet.
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. would raw eggs make voice rough? raw eggs would line throat could gargling harsh sounds without damaging vocal chords hurting throat. it'd like thick milkshake attempting extreme metal vocals. mean , i'd probably rather milkshake. healthy metal vocals. vegan black metal , kvlt right now.
til gino bartali - champion italian cyclist. wwii , cycled italy carrying messages italian resistance. even smuggled jews wagon secret compartment telling people part training.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " he's like actor take every script he's given yet remains highly respected still offered great roles. nic cage started ( he's oscar winner ) destroyed career. nic cage already peaked con air face / off. cannot top performances matter are. also lord war
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league calling - bayern stumble group stages champions league get third , fall europa league , we'll make annual trip allianz round 32.
.." , guitarist angus young said" need play [ album ] backwards , never hid [ messages ]. we'd call album highway hell , right front them. " favorite angus quote :" people saying acdc released album 8 times. say them? "" that's bullshit! we've released album 9 times" enjoy quote gets repeated ever increasing numbers switched .. ya , original quote was" people saying ac / dc released album 9 times , say them? " that's bullshit released album 10 times" laughing loud. google quote .. > i'm sick tired people saying put 11 albums sound exactly same. fact , we've put 12 albums sound exactly same. i'm sorry , [ here's actually video clip saying ] ( [URL] )
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches careful. want piss scientologists. i'm even kidding.
til hiroshima policeman went nagasaki teach police officers duck cover days bombings. single officer died nagasaki blast.
til steve jobs took acid , said" taking lsd profound experience , one important things life" would seem there's wide range experiences lsd. since often dark enough thoughts nightmares terrifying , i'd definitely rather risk it. maybe always disappointed bored experience every time tried it. maybe cheap stuff tried handful times life different" retailers. "
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. think got idea movie? ? 93.6 % hollywood films inspired eric cartman. study done yale , can't seem find link however ..
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax
til - edison died nikola tesla wrote negative obituary nyt - made fun hygiene work ethic
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league least qualified european competition we're capable winning .. enjoy maccabi tel aviv away cunts tel aviv lovely city really. let's hope they're miserable. horrific away trip tho. must furthest trip , right?
til one two kellogg brothers obsessed preventing masturbation originally invented corn flakes reduce children.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. nothing .. mormons baptize die! baptize people listed phone book. grandmother use baptize neighborhood kids / babies kitchen sink watching summer. catholic want babies going purgatory / hell.
til cali cartel murdered many people dumped bodies cauca river local municipality eventually bankrupt cost recovering corpses conducting autopsies.
til battle spotsylvania general sedgwick , saw men ducking cover exclaimed" dodging like this? hit elephant distance. " last words shot killed right finished sentence
til actor martin sheen arrested total 66 times protesting acts civil disobedience - recently 2007 trespassing nevada nuclear test facility. illusive man strikes
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. amazingly , every guns n roses band member appetite destruction still alive. motley too? like f..? none hold candle ozzy. he's actually donating body science dies figure lived drugs alcohol.
til male chicks born egg farms , considered useless. thus , disposed , grinding alive. faint heart. [ ns ] ( [URL] ) | [ fw ] ( [URL] )
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. oh , sorry , thought america gawl , sharon! love suddenly like season 8 randy became best character. favorite south park trivia trey parker dad named randy geologist ..
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging i've heard" ~ ~ hung ~ ~ hanged neck dead" many times never thought anything it. cool. cool cool cool. edit : til correct time say hanged referring killing person
antonio conte would 4th italian manager win premier league. never english manager.
til common" save" icon depiction obsolete external writable storage device called floppy disk.
students avoid making eye contact could guilty racism , oxford university says
til table beer served belgian schools 1980s. proposed re-introduce low alcohol beer ( < 1.5 % abv ) schools healthier alternative softdrinks.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. masturbation animals ( using objects ; case dolphins use sand , use tortoise etc ) common may thing. done immediately copulation might also help reduce risk sexually transmitted diseases.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. dwight right.
til armadillos genus dasypus ( ones found us ) give birth four genetically identical young split embryo ; i. e. always identical quadruplets ; known vertebrate animals exhibit this" polyembryony"
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. .. realized like dogs alive 9/11 probably dead .. =[ oh yeah. also , remember comet full house? he's dead too. dog frasier died 2006.
til reindeer one mammals see uv light , allowing see lichen , polar bears snow , urine trails
til death steve irwin , speculated series revenge killings , least ten stingrays found dead mutilated coast queensland that's literally last thing would wanted ..
til steve-o clown graduated ringling brothers barnum & bailey clown college
til jfk prescribed use rocking chair ease back pain , enjoyed much would give rocking chairs gifts friends , family , heads state.
til actors played brother sister on" dexter" began dating , fell love , got engaged , got married , got divorced , continuing play brother sister tv. also entertain storyline thought interested ( adopted ) brother romantically. think post divorce , must've weird tbh , weird case. uncomfortable unnecessary plotline. plotlines dexter? season 4 show trash gawd season 4 awesome.
til sitting bull touring buffalo bill's wild west show , impressed annie oakley's shooting abilities charmed character gave name" little sure shot" symbolically adopted daughter.
til : 76 % known serial killers 20th century united states.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance army get promoted based fast run two miles. buddy mine great leadership capabilities got passed guy eats crayons run.
til medal honor recipient , master sergeant roy benavidez. 37 wounds bullets , bayonets , shrapnel. thought dead , spit face doctor zipping body bag.
til report found , every $ 1 invested us national park service , american public receives $ 4 economic value.
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches wait cockroaches bite? ??
til snoop dogg directed porn , name porn snoop doggystyle. released , huge hit top selling release year 2002 avn awards.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death die beating grizzly fistfight i'd regret fuck
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. episode 30 rock , character pete hornberger never overachieves avoid getting promoted head.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. reminded ted talk one shooter's mother did. however , page crashing now. , reddit thread that? ted tedx? what's difference? tedx talks organized presented anyone , verification. occasionally leads misleading information / [ hilarity ] ( [URL] ).
til henry ford invent assembly line. invented ransom e. olds ( oldsmobile ).
til general napier asked respect indian custom burning widows husband's funeral pyre , replied english custom hang murderers.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material.
til theoretical physicist max planck told get field physics professor because" field , almost everything already discovered. " anyway originated quantum theory revolutionized field.
til response a" catastrophic emergency ," united states government suspended replaced single , combined branch" coordinated" president , indefinitely.
til oprah born single mother , wore potato sacks clothes , molested family , gave birth stillborn child 14 like not. still gotta respect her. like oprah? raise hand here. consistently given platform pseudoscience hucksters , pressed , shrugs saying something along lines trying inform people dr. oz legitimate doctor saved peoples lives. goddamn snake oil salesman. know entirely oprah fault , enabled supported it. think kind shitty that.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. job's belief alternative medicine surprising. one point fruitarian believed fruitarians bo , bathe. iirc ashton kutcher tried replicate diet stop due development pancreatic issues. movie role?
til washington state originally called columbia thought may confused district columbia rejected.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. thought * fruit * would cure cancer. apples guy bannanas. * b-a-n-a-n-a-s! !! * record i'm singing , correcting spelling error.
til recent educational experiment suggested reading" boy cried wolf" increased children's likelihood lying. hand , reading book george washington cherry tree decreased likelihood dramatically.
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. everyone freaking : seal extinct.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " [ removed ]
til british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old. feel like i'm taking crazy pills. op , coin showing front back. person verifying authenticity display front back plastic protective container? saw coin? like separating oreo cookie? oh , haha , no. held place [ plastic container called a" slab" ] ( [URL] ) coin collecting community. ok. i'm going od crazy pills here. slab holds coin. front ( heads ) separated back ( tails )? shown slab. two separate coins , sawn two? looks like op's picture edited show sides label without full slab. thanks.
til grizzly bears feared respected native americans hunting required company 4 10 warriors done preparation ceremoniality intertribal warfare.
til nazis cleared minefields chasing captured civilians across , detonating explosives.
til bruce willis agreed guest star friends losing bet his" whole nine yards" co-star mathew perry. played jennifer aniston's love interest 3 episode arc emmy performance. donated acting fee five
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. til $ 14 million budget , major hollywood actors , major hollywood filmmaker , film company owned comcast , qualify independent filmmaking. edit. great. top comment snide remark. rip previous also think sp came gay cowboy idea. also recall pudding eating. guess know lingo then. eat poopoo
til nasa pilots routinely intercepted defeated you. s. navy phantom iis mock dogfights , complaints navy put end harassment.
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters. german. til kill shelters.
til us , ground floor called 1st floor inside buildings
til aeschylus , ancient greek tragedian , supposedly prophesied die falling object , therefore stayed outdoors. killed eagle dropped tortoise , mistaking bald head rock.
til america's first female mayor elected 1887. group men nominated joke , 60 percent vote. 4chan 1887?
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " [ removed ] want sad_face want smile mean ..
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. gotta make sexy eat. hips nips. make sexy! gonna get higher ^ ^ ^ higher edit : humble post pushed 20,00 karma threshold three * whole years * lame posts. thank , taking higher ^ ^ ^ higher [ guys mind pcp? ] ( [URL] )
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. yeah , actually died narcissistic personality disorder. yeah can't believe dude commercial comparing fucking gandhi , egomaniac.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" things never change. humanity never changed even one tiny bit. check ancient shitposting. [URL]
til 1973 , cia launched covert operation overthrew chile's longstanding democratic government replaced military dictatorship rife human rights violations.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. sound like shill big children.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. many confused. answer homeowner's insurance likely umbrella coverage. insurance clearly covered acts caused residents household. result , victims could sue parents actually get damages. homeowners insurance include? yep , umbrella policy. one added mine. $ 1 million covers pretty much anything around $ 300 / year. whats funny teenager moves it'll drop $ 120 / year! homeowner without kids : umbrella f-ing cheap stupid it.
til 1984 fbi declared key west police department criminal enterprise , several high-ranking officers arrested running protection racket cocaine smugglers.
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold hoa's : even once. usually" hoa's : never again" , folks get wise previous home shopping. grew without hoas , grew family farm , surrounded ritzy subdivisions hoas , heard nothing horror stories them. got place , refused accept anything hoa. consider hoa neighborhoods purchasing. deal shitty neighbors occasion , price freedom. sounds like hoa guarantees least one shitty neighbour anyway.
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. milk tried daughter's school absolutely packed sugar. almost sweet ice cream. low fat. would better full fat sugar. americans add sugar regular milk? know already fairly high sugar
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax soon known as" retail credit agency" following congressional testimony. < two weeks later > okay , calling ourselves" credit mcchecky clown penis" literally name left. let's hope nothing goes wrong time. could always washington redskins credit agency rename trump credit agency. way , matter happens least 1/3 rd country believe anything bad lie.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. dolphin without hands? dolphin penises prehensile. like tentacles. take moment think that. til i'm never swimming ocean again.
til recent educational experiment suggested reading" boy cried wolf" increased children's likelihood lying. hand , reading book george washington cherry tree decreased likelihood dramatically.
til : today's average teenagers know vastly milky way galaxies professional astronomers 100 years ago.
til debuting 1979 one-time , 13 - part series ," old house" one earliest home improvement shows. initially controversial among building contractors , cast afraid giving away secrets building trades.
til eagles '" hotel california" written twilight zone styled metaphor l. a. beverly hills strange inhabitants. steely knives reference steely dan , inspired band bold lyrics.
til medal honor recipient thomas baker asked left behind japanese counter attack saipan due wounded. asked 1 pistol 8 bullets. returning us army found corpse 8 dead japanese.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. " boris yeltsin first words you. s. president clinton upon meeting 1995 , think o. j. it? " guy like relaxed uncle. relaxed drank fifth vodka every day like old russian proverb :" everything's okay enough vodka"
til former newspaper editor sun , kelvin mackenzie , published story alleging elton john voiceboxes guard dogs removed. proven wrong reporter went round check dogs barked him.
til 4 us states completely banned billboards til 4 states banned them. taking rest guys long?
til medal honor recipient thomas baker asked left behind japanese counter attack saipan due wounded. asked 1 pistol 8 bullets. returning us army found corpse 8 dead japanese. asked bullets.
til russell crowe contacted fbi al qaeda wanting kidnap take" iconographic americans picture sort cultural destabilisation plan. " russel crowe american though. he's originally new zealand.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original.
til eleven cases blood alcohol content higher 1 % , poland holds five last one painful. every little tiny scratch scrape body soaked alcohol time. another note , may hold record cleanest person human history. hope fell asleep tub lay think get got progressively drunk. maybe thought she'd revolutionized alcohol consumption. didn't. i'll leave [ ] ( [URL] ) .. [ may seen informal version ] ( [URL] )
til george foreman originally paid 40 % profits endorsing george foreman grill. peak grill's sales , making 4.5 million dollars month. garage sales still awash things. almost bad shake weight , nutri bullet , soda stream. except grills awesome. always wondered made good burgers.
til - men 20s ejaculate often may impart protections prostate cancer later life.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original.
til queen band world every member written least 3 number ones , meaning whole band songwriter's hall fame
til china first country world produce steel preceding europe 100 years failed reach industrial revolution due absence middle class
til west germany fully decriminalised homosexual acts males 1994 criminal law needed reconciliation law east germany , decriminalised since 1968
til 2001 , united states ' military airdropped 2.4 million pop-tarts afghanistan us invasion.
til sandra bullock speaks fluent german , raised germany austria 12 years father worked you. s. army europe.
til japanese kamikaze pilots allowed return find suitable target. one pilot shot ninth return.
til british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old. 1200 years old , here's [ king edward hammered silver penny ] ( [URL] ) , clocking least 710 years old. obverse : edw r angl dns hyb edward king
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity. meanwhile , i'm starting think selling kidney i'm broke .. funny say recently research organ markets. illegal sell organs you. s. , despite economically efficient solution organ shortage. good alternative would make motorcycles dirt cheap.
til aztec empire one first societies mandatory education children regardless gender rank.
til king ludwig mad built many weird impractical castles bavaria later inspired fairy tale castles walt disney parks.
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. astounds story ," smithsonian expedition leave least two seals male female least give fighting chance beat extinction? " can't save species two individuals ; much inbreeding.
til crowned eagle , known bird confirmed viewing humans prey
til nirvana's cover david bowie's" man sold world" 1993 mtv unplugged album revitalized people's interest bowie also leading younger listeners think covering nirvana , much annoyance.
til aztecs made swords embedded prismatic obsidian blades far sharper even high quality present day steel razor blades.
til bill skarsgard ( pennywise ) , alexander skarsgard ( tarzan legend tarzan ) gustaf skarsgard ( floki vikings ) sons stellan skarsgard ( erik selvig thor , good hunting
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. something something getting nailed seamen loose hips sink ships. would still stick with" loose lips" , different set.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. actually worked called alternative medicine. would called medicine. laughing loud , one good friends rant likes there's thing short cut giving directions. " faster easier route , ' way '"
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind. driving newer car awful people walking / biking front you. either honk look like inpatient asshole tread behind pissing drivers behind you. need add button activates speaker projects forward smooth spoken word gospel album performed musk medium volume. look next model joking , really need polite version horn. like ," woo-hoo , i'm behind you! "
til united airlines broke dave carroll's $ 4500 guitar refused pay wrote protest song. next 4 weeks united's stock price fell 10 % , costing stockholders $ 180 million.
til medal honor recipient thomas baker asked left behind japanese counter attack saipan due wounded. asked 1 pistol 8 bullets. returning us army found corpse 8 dead japanese. asked bullets.
til thomas jefferson kept shetland sheep white house. attacked several people , killed small boy , eventually called" abominable animal" . adorab - wait , * killed * child? back then? presidents goat killed one children. take it? " oh ok mr. president. love anyways" * kicks * well kids back pretty decent chance diying anyways.
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. .. realized like dogs alive 9/11 probably dead .. =[ dog born 199 happy_face dog still alive? isn't. probably dispose body. is. turning 18 june.
til wil wheaton suffers generalized anxiety disorder chronic depression. supports mental health nonprofit organizations raising awareness conditions.
til terry kath band chigaco's last words were" worry .. look , clip even it" - putting pistol temple pulling trigger. that's always check chamber. also aim guns head pull trigger.
til classic pc game" baldur's gate" developed , alongside engine , 18 months team 60 people never worked video game before.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. many confused. answer homeowner's insurance likely umbrella coverage. insurance clearly covered acts caused residents household. result , victims could sue parents actually get damages. homeowners insurance include? yep , umbrella policy. one added mine. $ 1 million covers pretty much anything around $ 300 / year. whats funny teenager moves it'll drop $ 120 / year!
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. * 1905 , companies merged become nestl anglo-swiss condensed milk company , retaining name 1947. * good decision shorten nestl. dunno , think shortened anglo-swiss condensed milk company. roles tongue , know. anglo milk sounds dirty contrary superior purest white milk buy , produced master race anglo aryan mountain cows.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " [ removed ] use 2nd keep rest. fucks someone gun? edit : rest amendments. civil rest. people tanks bombs missiles drones? gun nuts think government views glock kind threat?
til mexicans highest average annual hours worked world
til height pokmon go , number players tried sneaking highly classified military explosives plant virginia charizard reportedly located inside arsenal.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. hell * * can't remember solution tasks three years. barely remember password internet webpages. google ask want remember password wait see password entered right one. legitimately changed password twice one day i'm bad remembering them.
til bill werbeniuk , big drinking canadian snooker player. drank 43 pints lager drinking contest scotsman eddie sinclair. sinclair passed following 42nd pint , werbeniuk reported say" i'm away bar
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. til anti-vaxers trying save economy. til pro universal healthcare people destroying economy. think patriotic leaders trying withdraw healthcare 20-30 million americans? killing everyone much easier increasing wages benefits.
til donald duck loved scandinavian countries sweden make illegal vote political elections. 2005 norway 1/4 total population read donald duck magazine , and" donaldism" became thing.
til 7 players tournament big 4 competed. stan one since 2010
til america's first female mayor elected 1887. group men nominated joke , 60 percent vote. 4chan 1887?
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. hell * * can't remember solution tasks three years. barely remember password internet webpages. google ask want remember password wait see password entered right one. legitimately changed password twice one day i'm bad remembering them. i'm 63 character password
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. evaded secret service managed make whitehouse grounds whilst underwear. someone shat brick night. either none whitehouse security team balls man handle russian premier back indoors , yeltsin drunk af embarrassing russia problem , choke holding head state diplomatic incident
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. sound like shill big children. .. adults?
til 3 banana companies overthrew government honduras. wonder kind republic kind company that. important question , kind clothing would sell you?
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. wow amazing work dairy lobby
til brig. gen. otis howard right arm amputated wounded battle , fellow union brig. gen. philip kearny ( lost left arm american-mexican war ) later remarked ," general , buy
til battle spotsylvania general sedgwick , saw men ducking cover exclaimed" dodging like this? hit elephant distance. " last words shot killed right finished sentence
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. yeah , kids fine. teenagers hand .. i'm worried. two teenage girls calm collected think critically. however , 7 - year-old son showing signs think critically , care to. he's gonna expensive.
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. everyone freaking : seal extinct. fact well listed as" least concern" - - furthest category from" extinct" . uneducated , furthest category extinct still extinction spectrum , every animal fit spectrum. like category field mice? edit : thanks answers guys!
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging fishwife hanged murdering illegitimate infant shortly birth. well blame then. gave birth ungodly human / fish chimera would expect do? kill get's big. mean , makes sense me.
til average , genetic similarity two humans 99.9 %. 2 3 times genetic diversity within wild chimpanzee population , entire human gene pool.
til reindeer one mammals see uv light , allowing see lichen , polar bears snow , urine trails
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged league ~ ~ light ~ ~ little 5.5 km. 20,00 would 110,00 km. earth measures 12,750 km across equator. go 20,00 leagues deep , would end 17.6 thousand leagues space.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us well , there's sodium dasani , could little salty. there's probably semen protein water
til pepsi's progressive president 1940s led marketing campaign put african americans positive light , cornering untapped market taking advantage coca-cola's hesitance hire black workers.
til genghis khan tengrist , religiously tolerant interested learning philosophical moral lessons religions. consulted buddhist monks , muslims , christian missionaries , taoist monk qiu chuji.
til 2002 fake sequel harry potter appeared china title" harry potter bao zuolong. " book consists text jrr tolkien's hobbit names changed harry potter characters. similar case 2009 book called" dan brown's lost symbol" published ( actual" lost symbol" ) just" picture dorian gray" names changed dan brown characters. hey , least stealing quality literature. right back go publish next game throne sequel china switching names quixote characters.
til despite immense wealth , john d. rockefeller always took train mansion downtown new york office every day. often harassed beggars passengers , refused travel bodyguards use private transportation.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " they're realizing able transcend it. even beginning believe real chance within lifetimes. " " damn. sim 7422 reached awareness again. wipe start over. "
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity.
til paul revere actually shouted" regulars coming out" , not" british coming" , since massachusetts colonists still considered british citizens time.
til jaleel white hated playing role steve urkel in" family matters. " series cancelled , said ," ever see character , take put bullet head put misery. "
til opportunity rover still conducting scientific operations 13 years despite original mission lifetime 90 days
til matthew mcconaughey replaced owen wilson ' tropic thunder ' wilson's battle depression attempt suicide overdosing slitting wrists imagine last movie ever made & dupree. apparently that's exactly imagining , almost became self-fulfilling. makes * * * * depressed. owen wilson much better that. really think he's great actor .. everyone reddit seems think though
til shaka zulu's mother died 1827 , 7,00 people executed being" insufficiently grief-stricken" . cows also slaughtered young calves would" know feels like lose mother. "
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. also think sp came gay cowboy idea. also recall pudding eating. guess know lingo then. eat poopoo want dis sickness uganda uninitiated : [URL]
til carl jung sigmund freud met first time , talked thirteen hours straight
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity.
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle.
til : 76 % known serial killers 20th century united states. key word is" known" countries catch acknowledge serial killers. russia bragged usa serial killers. truth never coordinated police force tie crimes together. mean usa # 1 catching known serial killers too?
til : graphics company nvidia named latin ' invidia ' , means ' envy '. also reason use color green , in" green envy" .
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death die beating grizzly fistfight i'd regret fuck die champion
.. octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " surreal would see ai inside simulation begin talk simulation? think might like westworld
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " well sounds like slavery steps.
til 2012 interview thewrap , morgan freeman explained religious views follows :" hard question said start , think invented god. believe god , , think i'm god. "
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. " boris yeltsin first words you. s. president clinton upon meeting 1995 , think o. j. it? " guy like relaxed uncle. relaxed drank fifth vodka every day like old russian proverb :" everything's okay enough vodka"
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. , got hired 15 times. that's positive. find insulting get hired 15 times takes almost year 700 applications get part time job.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. homeowner without kids : umbrella f-ing cheap stupid it. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. insurance broker , advise keep car keys , fireworks , anything incendiary , kid lock key.
til 4 us states completely banned billboards til 4 states banned them. taking rest guys long? we're resource-rich tourist destinations
til da vinci devoted vegetarian , nearly-unheard practice time. love animals would often purchase caged birds release them.
til genghis khan tengrist , religiously tolerant interested learning philosophical moral lessons religions. consulted buddhist monks , muslims , christian missionaries , taoist monk qiu chuji.
til 2002 fake sequel harry potter appeared china title" harry potter bao zuolong. " book consists text jrr tolkien's hobbit names changed harry potter characters.
til founding fathers officially stated treaty tripoli that" government united states america , sense , founded christian religion" .
til directing jurassic park , spielberg saw cgi t. rex , said stop motion animator phil tippett ," job ," tippett replied ," mean extinct? ". spielberg later incorporated dialogue here's example [ go motion ] ( [URL] ) rex tippet experimenting movie : [URL] decision use cgi. looked better expected. still made right call though. cgi jurassic park still realistic looking film despite 25 years old. groundbreaking 6 year old released blew mind mad dinosaurs ( jeff goldblum ) ever since.
til : denver international airport , largest us , one half times size manhattan
til pepsi one first advertise directly african-americans , advertisements 1940s portraying as" self-confident middle-class citizens" , well hiring all-black sales team promote pepsi around country.
til three gorges dam china massive slowed rotation earth 60 nanoseconds nothing like 320 nanoseconds changed op's mom came world. actual photo [ born ] ( [URL] )
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. * 1905 , companies merged become nestl anglo-swiss condensed milk company , retaining name 1947. * good decision shorten nestl. dunno , think shortened anglo-swiss condensed milk company. roles tongue , know. anglo milk sounds dirty contrary superior purest white milk buy , produced master race anglo aryan mountain cows.
til medal honor recipient thomas baker asked left behind japanese counter attack saipan due wounded. asked 1 pistol 8 bullets. returning us army found corpse 8 dead japanese. asked bullets. plot twist : may * asked * eight bullets , received * three * bullets low ammo. killed three people two bullets , two people one bullet?
til jfk prescribed use rocking chair ease back pain , enjoyed much would give rocking chairs gifts friends , family , heads state.
til brig. gen. otis howard right arm amputated wounded battle , fellow union brig. gen. philip kearny ( lost left arm american-mexican war ) later remarked ," general , buy
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. wonder got pizza know gorbachev got pizza hut wow .. [URL] pizza hut gorbachev tv spot commercial : 60 international version"
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. * 1905 , companies merged become nestl anglo-swiss condensed milk company , retaining name 1947. * good decision shorten nestl. dunno , think shortened anglo-swiss condensed milk company. roles tongue , know. anglo milk sounds dirty
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. dunno , think shortened anglo-swiss condensed milk company. roles tongue , know. anglo milk sounds dirty contrary superior purest white milk buy , produced master race anglo aryan mountain cows. [ disturbingly relevant ] ( [URL] )
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold best tools know , wheel barrow full love. cement mixer full hope , cement. " room electricity. much electricity. "" yeah , i'll take 75k please. " that's obscure one , since removed syndication.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us
til france illegal deny holocaust happened.
til bill werbeniuk , big drinking canadian snooker player. drank 43 pints lager drinking contest scotsman eddie sinclair. sinclair passed following 42nd pint , werbeniuk reported say" i'm away bar
til humans ' closest relative , bonobos , peaceful female-run society sex used resolve conflict. they" make love , war. "
til yreka , california , bakery operated 100 years called yreka bakery , formed palindrome. business closed gallery opened spot , named yrella gallery would also form palindrome. cool see hometown reddit! glad know forgotten smirk_face hey fellow yrekian!
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. father 4 , 1 16 year old girl ; confirm kids best hit teens , blow half shared data plan 8 days think know every fucking thing. edit : data
til emperor caracalla visited alexandria , greeted satires insults. responded massacring city's citizens pillaging afterwards.
20 goals , lionel messi time top scorer conmebol world cup qualifiers , passing hernn crespo luis surez
.." , guitarist angus young said" need play [ album ] backwards , never hid [ messages ]. we'd call album highway hell , right front them. " favorite angus quote :" people saying acdc released album 8 times. say them? "" that's bullshit! we've released album 9 times" enjoy quote gets repeated ever increasing numbers switched .. ya , original quote was" people saying ac / dc released album 9 times , say them? " that's bullshit released album 10 times" laughing loud. google quote .. > i'm sick tired people saying put 11 albums sound exactly same. fact , we've put 12 albums sound exactly same. i'm sorry , [ here's actually video clip saying ] ( [URL] )
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league least qualified european competition we're capable winning .. enjoy maccabi tel aviv away cunts tel aviv lovely city really. let's hope they're miserable.
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time right , necessarily mean they're capable communicating location distance breeding grounds members species - something ants , bees , ravens humans do. dolphins? whales matter. octopus friend avocado?
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging * her" resurrection" also extent seen divine intervention , allowed go free. later life referred as" half-hangit maggie" *" well , tried. " i'm surprised assume witchcraft burn stake. historically failed executions considered act god ( divine intervention ) many common law jurisdictions. condemned released afterwards considered gods live. execute anyone then? god's surely he'd give pox.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. 1. rent plane 2. bless rain clouds fly , turn local downfall holy water 3. secretly baptise everyone 4. ~ ~? ?? ~ ~ collect tithes 5. profit get priests sanctify local water supply acround world. baptise everyone every time shower. nope , priests bless 1 birdbath full water time source : holly bibble
britain leaving eu europe
til : nixon sent champagne note saying" justice ultimately prevails" mark felt pardoned reagan. 30 years later , revealed mark felt was" deep throat" helped bring watergate cover-up light. good ol ' days government held accountable actions edit : probably put / end this. think sarcasm came across. remember spying without warrant something concerned about? remember americans condemned torture barbaric shameful? 24 told ends justify means fine. [ jack bauer also told shoving bath towel someones throat remove stomach pulled out. ] ( [URL] )
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. mother 4 year old 1.5 year old two friends round house , there's enough wine world. send supplies.
til actor martin sheen arrested total 66 times protesting acts civil disobedience - recently 2007 trespassing nevada nuclear test facility. illusive man strikes martin sheen great pick character.
til 3 banana companies overthrew government honduras.
til programmers atari late 70s went ceo company asking royalties names included boxes , turned went formed company - - activision
til medal honor recipient , master sergeant roy benavidez. 37 wounds bullets , bayonets , shrapnel. thought dead , spit face doctor zipping body bag.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " except one suggested civilian able guns. middle ground britain old american west. edit : sith deals absolutes ; c
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con fucked fight someone off. even read article? three sentences. someone else assaulted stepped help.
til washington state originally called columbia thought may confused district columbia rejected.
til christianity , islam judaism worship abrahamic god. religious texts also feature many figures , histories places. jesus also muslim prophet. thought common knowledge? allah / yahweh / god character.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. everyone wants solve overpopulation problem , want die.
til michael jackson would requested wine served diet coke cans flights , want kids see drinking alcohol. always put heroin epipen. epi-pens intramuscular injections. heroin vascular.
til nintendo sued galoob prevent release nes cheating device , game genie ; legal battle followed. sega genesis version , sega allowed release , officially licensed it.
til death steve irwin , speculated series revenge killings , least ten stingrays found dead mutilated coast queensland
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. evaded secret service managed make whitehouse grounds whilst underwear. someone shat brick night. either none whitehouse security team balls man handle russian premier back indoors , yeltsin drunk af embarrassing russia problem , choke holding head state diplomatic incident
til united airlines broke dave carroll's $ 4500 guitar refused pay wrote protest song. next 4 weeks united's stock price fell 10 % , costing stockholders $ 180 million.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death die beating grizzly fistfight still considered a" fist fight" bear fists? think hand paw combat fits better. edit : get brawl ninja turtle animal cruelty assault?
til that" elephants capable swimmers. recorded swimming six hours without touching bottom , travelled far 48 km ( 30 mi ) stretch speeds 2.1 km / h ( 1 mph
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con really got role , good her! dunno , really catwoman play sexually-charged game basketball children watching? loop one , what's context? edit : oh god [ apologize put through. ] ( [URL] )
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " [ removed ]
til one ever seen echidna ejaculate. sir , seen enough sonic hedge hog fan art. google" [ first name ] hedgehog. " by" ," mean" dont. " first name extremely unusual , 4 living people know it. 3 father grandfather.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels. human equivalent figuring jerk conditioner shampoo?
til researchers believe humans worn clothes least 170,00 years. know pubic lice evolutionarily diverged head lice 170,00 years ago , pubic lice need live clothing survive.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. raccoon hacked bank america account transferred money checking offshore account cayman islands. raccoon stole 20 dollars?
til japanese kamikaze pilots allowed return find suitable target. one pilot shot ninth return. * shrugs *" odds , amarite? " * shot dead * 1:1 1:1 suicide supreme tees friend
giroud scored 26 goals france. 19 friendlies.
til prison warden loved retired , 100 inmates pooled together money throw party.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. hell * * can't remember solution tasks three years. barely remember password internet webpages. google ask want remember password wait see password entered right one. legitimately changed password twice one day i'm bad remembering them.
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league actually find el interesting comp. teams every year. refreshing tourny lot different ' big ' teams every year , bar sevilla they're interesting honestly believe champo league good gets terms quality football oh 100 % , terms excitement variety el. variety? yes. excitement? debateable. cl exciting moments football life. they're great tbh i'm glad el getting attention days. fair enough! may getting bit carried away. never forget 2005
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001.
til medal honor recipient thomas baker asked left behind japanese counter attack saipan due wounded. asked 1 pistol 8 bullets. returning us army found corpse 8 dead japanese. asked bullets. could war right he'd enough. always ask infinite wishes. noob 8.00 k / d? noob numbers.
til japanese war criminal hideki tojo arrested , given new dentures awaited trial , american dentist made secretly drilled" remember pearl harbour" morse code
til general napier asked respect indian custom burning widows husband's funeral pyre , replied english custom hang murderers.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. months sea probably care ship's integrity compromised .. " well guys looks like we're gonna stay fix boat. darn. " captain ; got bad news lads. ship literally falling apart stay .. sailors : woohoo! captain : .. nails .. sailors : mutiny! " rape pillage get nails back go home! " " ah , royal majesty , * barbaric * tribes attacked us stole screws , .. attacked back screws. that's took us long return home. "
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. oh fucking * god * , poor guy. blame slightest. tell it! guy grand prix essentially mocked triumph. dunno , would love someone played" america , fuck yea" something equally stereotypical. canadian national anthem substituted celine dion song titanic.
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers.
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. actually makes lot meaningful. hare nap job everyone would die anyways? guess story pointlessness achievement face unavoidable death?
til review of" lulu" , collaboration metallica lou reed , chuck klosterman wrote :" red hot chili peppers acoustically covered 12 worst primus songs starbucks , would still ( slightly
til final explosion krakatoa measured 310 db , loud enough heard perfectly clearly 3,100 miles away.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. also remember hearing china big homeless population worried optics shown exposed olympics .. sudden homeless problem.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance
til donald duck loved scandinavian countries sweden make illegal vote political elections. 2005 norway 1/4 total population read donald duck magazine , and" donaldism" became thing.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. episode 30 rock , character pete hornberger never overachieves avoid getting promoted head. pete underrated character. cared juust enough much. girlfriend recently mentioned watching 30 rock again. pay attention pete thoroughly convinced glue holds show together. one favorite parts 30 rock pete gets jack agree give per diem gas , situation , jack agree. " yes! hornberger! "
til donald duck loved scandinavian countries sweden make illegal vote political elections. 2005 norway 1/4 total population read donald duck magazine , and" donaldism" became thing.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. gotta make sexy eat. hips nips. make sexy! gonna get higher ^ ^ ^ higher edit : humble post pushed 20,00 karma threshold three * whole years * lame posts. thank , taking higher ^ ^ ^ higher [ guys mind pcp? ] ( [URL] )
til 2012 interview thewrap , morgan freeman explained religious views follows :" hard question said start , think invented god. believe god , , think i'm god. "
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us well , there's sodium dasani , could little salty. there's probably semen protein water
til kimi raikkonen two points away winning 2003 drivers championship winning one race entire season
til vladimir great russia confronted choice converting russia christianity islam. eventually chose christianity , islamic teaching alcohol , saying ," drinking joy rus '. cannot exist without pleasure. "
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen brit 100 % sure think use word. ' spunk spunk ' spunky! ! excited , energetic , etc. " full spunk" means" full energy" although even you. s. undertones.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels. " shrieking eels" 30 understand reference
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. reminds kazakhstan girl shooting competition played borat spoof anthem. link : [URL] australian sporting event competition i'd totally humorous alternative national anthem. mean think several contenders but" under" men work would least / appropriate think.
til founding fathers officially stated treaty tripoli that" government united states america , sense , founded christian religion" .
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. actual source wiki link book ' silk roads ' peter frankopan.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. " boris yeltsin first words you. s. president clinton upon meeting 1995 , think o. j. it? " guy like relaxed uncle. relaxed drank fifth vodka every day sorry fifth? american always wondered. google maybe people know too. edit : thanks everyone , know international standard alcohol volumes ever thought would. 750ml
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. dwight right.
manchester united equalled record draws single premier league season
til nintendo sued galoob prevent release nes cheating device , game genie ; legal battle followed. sega genesis version , sega allowed release , officially licensed it. nintendo long history liking mods. reddit loves nintendo much? common dislike mods? reddit mods surely worse game genies though.
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. say find job love , never work day life. little tougher happen love smoking drinking whiskey , done. forget swallowing raw eggs. would raw eggs make voice rough? raw eggs would line throat could gargling harsh sounds without damaging vocal chords hurting throat. it'd like thick milkshake attempting extreme metal vocals.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. worried purity drugs? visit nearest police station illegal drugs tested - free charge!
audrey hepburn's first starring role ' roman holiday ' ( 1953 ). gregory peck insisted hepburn's name appear film's title font large :" got change she'll big star i'll look
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. uneducated , furthest category extinct still extinction spectrum , every animal fit spectrum. like category field mice? edit : thanks answers guys! i'm authority , humans listed as" least concern" . likely latter. really category beyond that. " excess" . people get ideas .. know people ideas .. worried someone might make sort .. [ modest proposal? ] ( [URL] )
til 4 us states completely banned billboards til 4 states banned them. taking rest guys long? we're resource-rich tourist destinations
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. homeowner without kids : umbrella f-ing cheap stupid it. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. insurance broker , advise keep car keys , fireworks , anything incendiary , kid lock key.
til grizzly bears feared respected native americans hunting required company 4 10 warriors done preparation ceremoniality intertribal warfare.
til clippy unpopular time , part windows xp's marketing making people aware could disable him. always changed dog tricks .. wow feel old. also desktop sheep app?
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. nope. take phrase. > jack jill went hill , jack tripped jill. resulted lawsuit. becomes jajwuth 42ofjtbtbj98trial! # wait share how'd kno let's hope website hashes user data effectively. otherwise idiot uses passw 0rd password might get data stolen. reddit censor password comment it? lapislazulirule 34 work?
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. thought * fruit * would cure cancer. even , thought fruit ( i. e. little fibery sugar-bombs ) would cure pancreatic cancer ( pancreas , i. e. organ breaks sugar ). short question siri could told bad doubt it. ever used siri? probably would asked ," alternative diets effective fighting pancreatic cancer? " would say" searching internet ' oral native affection five panda answer '" .
til last words serial killer peter krten were" tell .. head chopped , still able hear , least moment , sound blood gushing stump neck? would pleasure end pleasures. " jesus fuck. make mistake reading wiki article guy. fucking hell. i'm sure i've read depraved person before.
til name hotmail chosen contains html , originally styled hotmail.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. something something getting nailed seamen
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. job's belief alternative medicine surprising. one point fruitarian believed fruitarians bo , bathe. fruitarian thing ten days back see like. euphoric time , horrible bo. edit : wow , protip ladies gentleman : want draw world's nutritional experts onto reddit , make comment euphoric? side effect fruit diet? got details?
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero. " fantastic four movie mistake" ~ stan lee * probably *
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. anyone care explain raw eggs whiskey changes person's voice? whiskey cigarettes work like charm. source : tom waits
til one ever seen echidna ejaculate.
til 1975 , physicist kip thorne bet stephen hawking one year issues penthouse magazine black holes exist. thorne won.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. sailors , much like prisoners , historically relations members sex crew due lack women. possible? turn gay there's women around? , don't" turn gay" . cums point though warm hole warm hole. edit : there's nothing gay exploring! i'm done puns yeah nothing gay it. two straight dudes butt sex. mean think , gayest thing world sex woman. soft frilly smell like flowers. that's straight queer. fucking dude? muscles sweat , manly thing do.
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters. work? wouldnt point overrun? think allowed run part law question. , think meant dogs. dogs allowed drive germany.
til last words serial killer peter krten were" tell .. head chopped , still able hear , least moment , sound blood gushing stump neck? would pleasure end pleasures. "
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence.
til enough water lake superior flood entire landmasses north south america depth 1 foot. contains 3 quadrillion gallons fresh water. good thing take care great lakes keep clean pollutants / - michigander
til ancient greek philosopher jumped active volcano prove immortal god
til possibility of" hypertumors" , cancer tumor gets big gets cancer
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us well , there's sodium dasani , could little salty. there's probably semen protein water
til one two kellogg brothers obsessed preventing masturbation originally invented corn flakes reduce children.
til reindeer one mammals see uv light , allowing see lichen , polar bears snow , urine trails also helps guide santa's sleigh christmas eve! need bitch ass rudolph.
til 4 us states completely banned billboards
til town florida named frostproof marketing plot claim town would never citrus frost. less two years founding frost killed citrus town.
til lurleen wallace could seek appropriate treatment cancer husband , alabama segregationist george wallace , kept secret four years due fact wanted become governor alabama. died year office.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes " * reason , parts play , like boromir ned stark , life online long afterwards. keep seeing - call - memes? " * - sean bean he's us. shit. we've discovered. everybody scatter! memes man? ! cops gonna find them! either flush ' em shove ' em ass , one , get sight! edit : f.. , i've never even watched rick morty. reference unintentional.
til name" canola oil" coined marketing reasons avoid using word" rape" , in" rapeseed oil" , product's name.
til von trapp family , made famous sound music , lost fortune great depression , children's singing careers purely way earn livelihood.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. oh fucking * god * , poor guy. blame slightest. like usbekestani gold put borat version anthem?
til jfk prescribed use rocking chair ease back pain , enjoyed much would give rocking chairs gifts friends , family , heads state.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. something something getting nailed seamen loose hips sink ships. would still stick with" loose lips" , different set.
til 80s hair band winger trace massive mid - 90s downfall popularity mocked relentlessly on" beavis butt-head" subsequent mike judge projects
til chrysler built 55 turbine-powered cars 1963-1964. could run fuel could burn oxygen , including perfume tequila , produced 130 horsepower. nine still exist. jay leno one , shouldnt much surprise anybody loves cars. [URL] i'm told there's one unassuming warehouse know terre haute , indiana small car collection. told still ran 10 years ago , idles smoothly balance nickel edge air intake. never saw i've terre haute , offense town believe anything interesting there.
til almost albums , lenny kravitz sang songs , everything else : played guitar , bass , drums , percussions produced himself.
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. episode 30 rock , character pete hornberger never overachieves avoid getting promoted head. pete underrated character. cared juust enough much. girlfriend recently mentioned watching 30 rock again. pay attention pete thoroughly convinced glue holds show together. one favorite parts 30 rock pete gets jack agree give per diem gas , situation , jack agree. " yes! hornberger! "
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes " * reason , parts play , like boromir ned stark , life online long afterwards. keep seeing - call - memes? " * - sean bean he's us. shit. we've discovered. everybody scatter! memes man? ! cops gonna find them!
til general napier asked respect indian custom burning widows husband's funeral pyre , replied english custom hang murderers. read windows instead widows initially understand someone would upset this. man's window prized possession
til cops died illness linked 9/11 perished day
til credit card" chip" technology ( aka emv ) rolled us almost 25 years old
til king ludwig mad built many weird impractical castles bavaria later inspired fairy tale castles walt disney parks.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " surreal would see ai inside simulation begin talk simulation?
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. overdue another #purge! people could wrap stop shitting many kids cause they're bored. really understand people children. wife really stable jobs city good economy affordable housing yet kid huge economical decision .. one whim ; plan right time it.
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches wait cockroaches bite? ??
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. months sea probably care ship's integrity compromised .. " well guys looks like we're gonna stay fix boat. darn. " captain ; got bad news lads. ship literally falling apart stay .. sailors : woohoo! captain : .. nails .. sailors : mutiny! " rape pillage get nails back go home! " " ah , royal majesty , * barbaric * tribes attacked us stole screws , .. attacked back screws. that's took us long return home. "
til hydrogen peroxide , commonly used treat wounds , cause scarring inhibit wound healing.
til david letterman created scholarship average" c student ," recognizing marks , extraordinary amazing ways.
til british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old. " british pound" kinda sounds like sex move.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. many confused. answer homeowner's insurance likely umbrella coverage. insurance clearly covered acts caused residents household. result , victims could sue parents actually get damages. homeowners insurance include? yep , umbrella policy. one added mine. $ 1 million covers pretty much anything around $ 300 / year. whats funny teenager moves it'll drop $ 120 / year! homeowner without kids : umbrella f-ing cheap stupid it.
til day crew battleship uss texas intentionally flooded torpedo tube order cause 2 degree list , giving main guns enough extra elevation boost range & hit target mainland. eli 5 easier move closer? also reminds [ old reddit post ] ( [URL] ) short answer : draft. texas , loaded max 9m ship underwater. closer , ship would run aground. thank , going say would guess keep range shore based battery. could've tipped land elevate ground cannons case
til thomas jefferson kept shetland sheep white house. attacked several people , killed small boy , eventually called" abominable animal" .
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. there's also dilbert principle , states companies promote incompetent employees management , less damage.
til theoretical physicist max planck told get field physics professor because" field , almost everything already discovered. " anyway originated quantum theory revolutionized field.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. oh fucking * god * , poor guy. blame slightest. tell it! guy grand prix essentially mocked triumph. dunno , would love someone played" america , fuck yea" something equally stereotypical. canadian national anthem substituted celine dion song titanic.
til thalidomide , infamous morning sickness drug caused severe birth defects , never approved use us single reviewer fda think tested enough , resisted industry pressure approve drug anyway. mom told prescription thalidomide carrying , decided save money put morning sickness.
til australian funnel web spiders accidentally toxic given fact venom appears fairly harmless many animals except primates primates native australia.
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con person attacked another congoer , adrianne stepped up. congoer? one congo? think related con. specifically congo-con person cosplaying amy. congogoer
til walk disturbance ( person worried walk may lose balance ) may appear social anxiety , especially passing group people.
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death regret bone-itis man , great episode. get home work i'll re-watch netfli .. oh wait
til classic pc game" baldur's gate" developed , alongside engine , 18 months team 60 people never worked video game before.
til bruce willis agreed guest star friends losing bet his" whole nine yards" co-star mathew perry. played jennifer aniston's love interest 3 episode arc emmy performance. donated acting fee five
til picture severed japanese head tank turret published life magazine february 1 , 1943 , generated less protest letters image mistreated cat issue.
til daily planet , lois lane clark kent ( superman ) work owned bruce wayne ( batman )
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly like high school history stuff , anyway. covered either ap euro world , american semi confidently say particular event really talked american high school.
til asked he'd punched man who'd hit raw egg , uk politician john prescott said following tony blair's orders ," connect electorate. "
til english word cereal derived ' ceres ' , roman goddess harvest agriculture.
til schrdinger believe possibility cat simultaneously dead alive. thought experiment meant criticize absurdity existing view quantum mechanics.
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone.
til maned wolf's urine smells much like marijuana caused police rotterdam zoo go hunt cannabis smokers
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. astounds story ," smithsonian expedition leave least two seals male female least give fighting chance beat extinction? " can't save species two individuals ; much inbreeding.
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. .. realized like dogs alive 9/11 probably dead .. =[ oh yeah. also , remember comet full house? he's dead too. dog frasier died 2006.
til vietnam war known vietnam american war
til jupiter's center gravity sun outside sun's surface. technically , mutual orbit around , around point extremely close sun.
til america's first female mayor elected 1887. group men nominated joke , 60 percent vote. much 2010 ' money? [ $ 24.80 ] ( [URL] ) somehow 24.80 seems insulting dollar. dollar clearly insult 24 bucks change calculated accurate representation feel did. town mayor fined 1 buck ( country's currency ). never got promotion that. thought funny teacher explained ammount show , important thing fined. promotes mayor laughing loud. given job , elected
til toronto underground arcology , network underground tunnels possible live without needing venture outside
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. wow amazing work dairy lobby dairy industry done impressive things years. food pyramid designed specifically encourage milk cheese consumption help struggling dairy farmers. wait. telling nutritional information .. official nutritional information government uses strictly scientifical?
til male chicks born egg farms , considered useless. thus , disposed , grinding alive. faint heart. [ ns ] ( [URL] ) | [ fw ] ( [URL] )
til : 76 % known serial killers 20th century united states. key word is" known" countries catch acknowledge serial killers. russia bragged usa serial killers. truth never coordinated police force tie crimes together. like iran saying homosexuals. thought implying killed
til death steve irwin , speculated series revenge killings , least ten stingrays found dead mutilated coast queensland strangest case misplaced rage i've ever seen.
til thomas jefferson kept shetland sheep white house. attacked several people , killed small boy , eventually called" abominable animal" .
til general napier asked respect indian custom burning widows husband's funeral pyre , replied english custom hang murderers.
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax soon known as" retail credit agency" following congressional testimony. < two weeks later > okay , calling ourselves" credit mcchecky clown penis" literally name left. let's hope nothing goes wrong time. could always washington redskins credit agency
til single asteroid , named hebe , origin 40 % meteorites hit earth.
til : abercrombie & fitch used sell outdoor goods camping gear guns , main store shooting range.
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. tortoise bit arse agreeing job isnt he? know. story , tortoise know rabbit slacked off? maybe legitimately believed faster. na seems case digging hole abit deep , probably bragging much afterwards , ended agree maintain bragging rights promoted good job promoted job can't fired. real problem companies.
.. british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old. feel like i'm taking crazy pills. op , coin showing front back. person verifying authenticity display front back plastic protective container? saw coin? like separating oreo cookie? oh , haha , no. held place [ plastic container called a" slab" ] ( [URL] ) coin collecting community. ok. i'm going od crazy pills here. slab holds coin. front ( heads ) separated back ( tails )? shown slab. two separate coins , sawn two? separated. fully intact coin. see side coin , literally turn slab around. wonder many pounds hooker cost 1200 years ago.
til eleven cases blood alcohol content higher 1 % , poland holds five
til emperor caracalla visited alexandria , greeted satires insults. responded massacring city's citizens pillaging afterwards.
til you. state texas roughly 10 % larger france almost twice large germany. you. s. big , really big. sometimes i'm surprised throughout course history never become multiple countries.
til you. state texas roughly 10 % larger france almost twice large germany.
til kangaroos fart burp. instead , methane converted acetate , used generate energy
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend.
til william hung , known famous american idol audition , 73rd generation descendant confucius
til us airways flight 1549 ditching hudson ( aka" miracle hudson" ) , officials captured gassed 1,235 canadian geese destroyed 1,739 goose eggs across new york city.
til hiroshima policeman went nagasaki teach police officers duck cover days bombings. single officer died nagasaki blast.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. liberty dies thunderous applause
til credit card" chip" technology ( aka emv ) rolled us almost 25 years old yeah , went england years ago , everyone chips. one kid market register thought card super advanced american chip. america behind lots stuff .. windows capability 500 years ago example. [ look this. ] ( [URL] ) wait wait wait .. thought everyone uses windows like that. americans don't?
til luxembourg liberated nazism 1944 , returning government impressed regulations laws concerning tax employment nazis made , decided simply keep them.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. fault [ removed ]
til opportunity rover still conducting scientific operations 13 years despite original mission lifetime 90 days
til the" demon core ' , 6.2 kg subcritical mass plutonium briefly went critical two separate experiments , killing two members manhattan project
til 7 players tournament big 4 competed. stan one since 2010
til : country madagascar got name marco polo mistakenly thought landed mogadishu , somalia misspelled name city
til sir isaac newton , master royal mint , personally went undercover bars taverns root rampant counterfeiting , high treason ( punishable hanged , drawn quartered ). successfully prosecuted 28
til nazis cleared minefields chasing captured civilians across , detonating explosives.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. nothing .. mormons baptize die! baptize people listed phone book. grandmother use baptize neighborhood kids / babies kitchen sink watching summer. catholic want babies going purgatory / hell. grew catholic .. non-clergy even baptisms? sounds weird.
til america's first female mayor elected 1887. group men nominated joke , 60 percent vote. much 2010 ' money? [ $ 24.80 ] ( [URL] ) somehow 24.80 seems insulting dollar. dollar clearly insult 24 bucks change calculated accurate representation feel did. town mayor fined 1 buck ( country's currency ). never got promotion that. thought funny teacher explained ammount show , important thing fined. promotes mayor laughing loud. given job , elected
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. never liked seinfeld younger. maybe appreciate older. possibly. think may hard time identifying b / c lot conflict lost b / c technology. imagine living world w / cell phones.
til william shatner recorded wake call played space shuttle discovery crew last day docked iss. saying" space , final frontier. voyages space shuttle discovery. 30 - year mission : .."
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. amazingly , every guns n roses band member appetite destruction still alive. motley too? like f..?
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. evaded secret service managed make whitehouse grounds whilst underwear. someone shat brick night. either none whitehouse security team balls man handle russian premier back indoors , yeltsin drunk af embarrassing russia problem , choke holding head state diplomatic incident would also diplomatic incident , though , someone managed harm yeltsin state , part result sufficient protection around time.
til roman mile defined 1,00 paces. armies would leave mile markers every 1,00 steps marched ; result , well-fed armies marching fast pace marked longer miles.
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league traditions broken. sunderland go , arsenal fail make top 4. leicester broke football spurs arsenal , too. wenger beating mourinho
til grizzly bears feared respected native americans hunting required company 4 10 warriors done preparation ceremoniality intertribal warfare. without firearms , fuckers unbelievably monstrous. arrows? spears? fuck. that. noise.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. dolphin without hands? dolphin penises prehensile. like tentacles. take moment think that. til i'm never swimming ocean again. i'm going go swimming ocean right ( )
til gary webb , reporter san jose mercury news first broke story cia involvement cocaine trade , found dead with" two gunshot wounds head. " death , 2004 , ruled
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels. ones prefer former quickly labeled rest turmoil as" kinksters" sometimes can't fight eeling.
til medal honor recipient thomas baker asked left behind japanese counter attack saipan due wounded. asked 1 pistol 8 bullets. returning us army found corpse 8 dead japanese.
til inventor rubik's cube realize he'd built puzzle scrambled first time tried restore
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. also remember hearing china big homeless population worried optics shown exposed olympics .. sudden homeless problem.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. til anti-vaxers trying save economy. til pro universal healthcare people destroying economy. think patriotic leaders trying withdraw healthcare 20-30 million americans? killing everyone much easier increasing wages benefits.
til 3 banana companies overthrew government honduras.
til - edison died nikola tesla wrote negative obituary nyt - made fun hygiene work ethic
til 4 us states completely banned billboards til 4 states banned them. taking rest guys long?
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. think got idea movie? ? 93.6 % hollywood films inspired eric cartman. study done yale , can't seem find link however .. " um .. okay , : adam sandler like love girl. turns girl actually golden retriever something. " that's plot always sunny episode , except rickety cricket instead adam sandler. hilarious episode way.
til colonel david stirling , founder sas , personally strangled 41 men.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " hear saying it. he's actually great actor. watch" cider house rules ," favourite ," quiet american. " he's british nicholas cage. wants actually try he's great , he's willing half-ass whatever nonsense want throw way , provided pay it. oh , that's really unfair. he's adenoidal , one. watch older films , 1960s era onwards. harry palmer , alfie , man would king , etc. much better actor cage
til us , ground floor called 1st floor inside buildings
til alec guinness agreed appear star wars negotiated deal doubled initial salary offer , guaranteed publicity film , would awarded 2.25 % gross royalties paid george lucas
til - edison died nikola tesla wrote negative obituary nyt - made fun hygiene work ethic
til treblinka guard kurt franz would hide small pistol boxing glove. would challenge prisoners boxing matches. right fight begin , franz would shoot prisoner dead.
til vladimir great russia confronted choice converting russia christianity islam. eventually chose christianity , islamic teaching alcohol , saying ," drinking joy rus '. cannot exist without pleasure. "
til canada first country world adopt multiculturalism official policy ; 1971
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging
til 2002 fake sequel harry potter appeared china title" harry potter bao zuolong. " book consists text jrr tolkien's hobbit names changed harry potter characters. similar case 2009 book called" dan brown's lost symbol" published ( actual" lost symbol" ) just" picture dorian gray" names changed dan brown characters. hey , least stealing quality literature. right back go publish next game throne sequel china switching names quixote characters.
til response a" catastrophic emergency ," united states government suspended replaced single , combined branch" coordinated" president , indefinitely. i'm flashbacks star wars prequels
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold best tools know , wheel barrow full love. cement mixer full hope , cement. " room electricity. much electricity. "" yeah , i'll take 75k please. " that's obscure one , since removed syndication.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. island women , defeating english navy power pussy. well , english disease ( regular venereal ) went kill 9/10 tahiti population.
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con
til penn jillette said interview big part penn & teller's success longevity due never close friends
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. many confused. answer homeowner's insurance likely umbrella coverage. insurance clearly covered acts caused residents household. result , victims could sue parents actually get damages.
til communism killed people regime type. killed holocaust japanese war crimes combined. colonialist capitalism even come close.
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged jules verne treasury kid , illustrations always blew away. think they're woodcuts? [URL] much wood would woodcutter cut woodcutter woodcut wood?
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance holy shit , exactly came say. nuke too? implications comment massively scary.
til name hotmail chosen contains html , originally styled hotmail. growing think html abbreviation hotmail , guess worked.
til town florida named frostproof marketing plot claim town would never citrus frost. less two years founding frost killed citrus town.
til toronto underground arcology , network underground tunnels possible live without needing venture outside
til bunnies ( foetuses newborn ) declared fish pope monks , access fish monasteries , something eat lent.
til donald duck loved scandinavian countries sweden make illegal vote political elections. 2005 norway 1/4 total population read donald duck magazine , and" donaldism" became thing. confirm. norwegian. tons comics. teenagers even adults read them. they're cutesy childish traditional disney stuff. fascinating decendents vikings donald duck magazine collectors.
til da vinci devoted vegetarian , nearly-unheard practice time. love animals would often purchase caged birds release them.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. worried purity drugs? visit nearest police station illegal drugs tested - free charge! i'm pick free boat
.. octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " surreal would see ai inside simulation begin talk simulation? think might like westworld
til 2007 , new parking garage germany ended two parking bays peculiar shape required complicated parking maneuver order park there. officials declared men's parking spaces discourage unskilled drivers attempting maneuver.
til marine col. henry pierson crowe served wwi , banana wars , wwii , korean war , silver star bronze star guadalcanal , telling men" never get purple heart hiding
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us well , there's sodium dasani , could little salty. there's probably semen protein water
til wilmer valderrama purchased vista cruiser used on" ' 70s show" $ 500 series ended.
til west germany fully decriminalised homosexual acts males 1994 criminal law needed reconciliation law east germany , decriminalised since 1968
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. til $ 14 million budget , major hollywood actors , major hollywood filmmaker , film company owned comcast , qualify independent filmmaking. edit. great. top comment snide remark. rip previous also think sp came gay cowboy idea. also recall pudding eating. guess know lingo then.
til grizzly bears feared respected native americans hunting required company 4 10 warriors done preparation ceremoniality intertribal warfare. * * til 2008 sleuth 30 bears besieged platinum mining compound olyotorsky district northern kamchatka. two guards killed prevented workers leaving homes * * article! oh god , they're organizing. never thought would read" bears besieged" sentence
til pitbulls responsible fatal dog attacks america past 2 years
til : graphics company nvidia named latin ' invidia ' , means ' envy '. also reason use color green , in" green envy" .
til bunnies ( foetuses newborn ) declared fish pope monks , access fish monasteries , something eat lent.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. one eyy .. guy fucks horses ever hear anything ginger boots fucking ostritch?
bruce willis rejected early script of" die hard vengeance" titled" troubleshooter ," fighting terrorists cruise line. " troubleshooter" later repurposed into" speed 2 : cruise control. "
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. hell * * can't remember solution tasks three years. barely remember password internet webpages. google ask want remember password wait see password entered right one. legitimately changed password twice one day i'm bad remembering them. i'm 63 character password
til people grow cities twice likely develop schizophrenia , even controlling drug use ethnicity.
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly shame people learned mistakes pre-ww 2 germany.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. hell * * can't remember solution tasks three years. barely remember password internet webpages. google ask want remember password wait see password entered right one.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. nothing .. mormons baptize die! baptize people listed phone book. grandmother use baptize neighborhood kids / babies kitchen sink watching summer. catholic want babies going purgatory / hell. grew catholic .. non-clergy even baptisms? sounds weird. absence priest laymen perform baptisms roman catholicism.
til jordan peele's" get out" made $ 252.4 million worldwide box office , 55 times production budget $ 4.5 million.
til thalidomide , infamous morning sickness drug caused severe birth defects , never approved use us single reviewer fda think tested enough , resisted industry pressure approve drug anyway.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. think got idea movie? ? 93.6 % hollywood films inspired eric cartman. study done yale , can't seem find link however .. eat pudding movie?
til popularity snes caught attention yakuza , prompting nintendo ship consoles night prevent theft.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. thought * fruit * would cure cancer.
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. , got hired 15 times. that's positive. i'm met multiple women exactly like that. get hired drop hat garbage employees. helps good looking. real honest god discussion nicki minaj , hot? personally touch ten foot pole , looks like plastic monster. like blow-up doll human skin. guys actually find attractive?
til popularity snes caught attention yakuza , prompting nintendo ship consoles night prevent theft.
til nintendo sued galoob prevent release nes cheating device , game genie ; legal battle followed. sega genesis version , sega allowed release , officially licensed it. nintendo long history liking mods. reddit loves nintendo much? common dislike mods? reddit mods surely worse game genies though.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. overdue another #purge! people could wrap stop shitting many kids cause they're bored. really understand people children. wife really stable jobs city good economy affordable housing yet kid huge economical decision .. one whim ; plan right time it.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. island women , defeating english navy power pussy. well , english disease ( regular venereal ) went kill 9/10 tahiti population.
til hitler nazi officials outlawed animal cruelty including boiling live lobsters.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. 1. rent plane 2. bless rain clouds fly , turn local downfall holy water 3. secretly baptise everyone 4. ~ ~? ?? ~ ~ collect tithes 5. profit bless rain clouds aafricaa
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league least qualified european competition we're capable winning .. enjoy maccabi tel aviv away cunts tel aviv lovely city really. let's hope they're miserable. horrific away trip tho. must furthest trip , right?
til nirvana's cover david bowie's" man sold world" 1993 mtv unplugged album revitalized people's interest bowie also leading younger listeners think covering nirvana , much annoyance.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. kind genius really evil - let people dissenters come , give secret police holiday. hope kind trick works though. mao 60 years ago. , , work once. means works per generation people , no?
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance holy shit , exactly came say. nuke too? implications comment massively scary. mean , many people would willingly stay sub
til hunkerin ' , fad 1950s america people would rest squatting position hours time even hold hunkerin ' competitions
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. oh fucking * god * , poor guy. blame slightest. tell it! guy grand prix essentially mocked triumph. dunno , would love someone played" america , fuck yea" something equally stereotypical.
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. i'd rather face service roll anyway follow me. nicki minaj often like pizza chinese buffet. see , respect , i'm feeling moment. saying want stick dick chinese buffet? saying don't? i'm sure buffet handle bring table
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death
til us , ground floor called 1st floor inside buildings
til ohio issues" scarlet letter plates" people given limited driving privileges convicted dui.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging fishwife hanged murdering illegitimate infant shortly birth. long long ago , especially evidenced roman empire , infanticide often even considered crime baby six months old. guess lived wrong era. [URL] that's incredibly heartbreaking know.
til henley called paramedics home november 21 , 1980 , 16 - year-old girl found naked claiming overdosed quaaludes cocaine. henley got away contributing delinquency minor charge $ 2,500 fine.
til ian anderson , frontman rock band jethro tull , adopted flute realized would never be" good eric clapton" electric guitar.
til steve jobs took acid , said" taking lsd profound experience , one important things life"
til empire state building took little year construction complete ( 410 days twelve days ahead schedule ).
til later years , sir isaac newton appointed largely symbolic ( paid ) position royal mint. took job seriously successfully prosecuted many counterfeiters high treason. convicted hanged , drawn quartered
til actor martin sheen arrested total 66 times protesting acts civil disobedience - recently 2007 trespassing nevada nuclear test facility.
til since humans became aware mortality roughly 150,00 years ago , developed one mechanism dealing existential anxiety accompanies : denial.
til common" save" icon depiction obsolete external writable storage device called floppy disk.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. something something getting nailed seamen loose hips sink ships. would still stick with" loose lips" , different set. seaman guzzler! report! seaman staines? !? ! anybody!
til richard lawrence , 1835 attempted assassinate president andrew jackson funeral using two pistols shot point blank. misfired , president severely beat cane , wrestled submission davy crockett.
til credit card" chip" technology ( aka emv ) rolled us almost 25 years old damn. they'll probably phase europe soon far know already begun talking that. sure replacing nfc. denmark new cards contact-less. use pin purchases 30 $. wow , that's surprisingly low. canada usually either $ 50 $ 100 depending place. things probably lot cheaper too.
til george washington massive chain strung across hudson river order keep british sailing upriver. link weighed 100 + pounds.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. oh fucking * god * , poor guy. blame slightest. like usbekestani gold put borat version anthem?
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. remember pudding eating bm yesterday .. " .. pudding eating , going sue" said trey parker. probably heard took scene post. .. eat then? ?? cowboy ass
til male chicks born egg farms , considered useless. thus , disposed , grinding alive. faint heart. [ ns ] ( [URL] ) | [ fw ] ( [URL] )
til nikola tesla able integral calculus head , leading teachers believe cheating. integrate derive e ^ x head. understand joke sad_face e ^ x derived e ^ x , e ^ x integrated e ^ x lose 1 mark forgetting constant integration. int ( exp ( x ) ) = exp ( x ) + c
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. dolphin without hands?
til caduceus symbol mistakenly used many american medical companies actually associated thievery commerce , true medical symbol similar looking rod asclepius.
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. * 1905 , companies merged become nestl anglo-swiss condensed milk company , retaining name 1947. * good decision shorten nestl. dunno , think shortened anglo-swiss condensed milk company. roles tongue , know. anglo milk sounds dirty contrary superior purest white milk buy , produced master race anglo aryan mountain cows.
til : chinese philanthropist , run run shaw ( 1907-2014 ) gave $ 1 + / - billion fund education , aiding 600 construction projects. many buildings ( 500 +
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. seinfeld taught many lessons. one favorite remember courtesy wave. never double dip. re-gift eat peas one time. eat snickers bar knife fork.
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film.
til popularity snes caught attention yakuza , prompting nintendo ship consoles night prevent theft.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. til $ 14 million budget , major hollywood actors , major hollywood filmmaker , film company owned comcast , qualify independent filmmaking. edit. great. top comment snide remark. rip previous also think sp came gay cowboy idea. also recall pudding eating. guess know lingo then. eat poopoo
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero.
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. wow amazing work dairy lobby dairy industry done impressive things years. food pyramid designed specifically encourage milk cheese consumption help struggling dairy farmers. wait. telling nutritional information .. official nutritional information government uses strictly scientifical?
til people grow cities twice likely develop schizophrenia , even controlling drug use ethnicity.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out.
til average inmate alcatraz read 75-100 books per year.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. hell * * can't remember solution tasks three years. barely remember password internet webpages. google ask want remember password wait see password entered right one.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen [ knew ] ( [URL] ) edit : seriously , [ knew ] ( [URL] ). jesus christ. anyone marketing stop say" hey , maybe guy lying back , mouth wide open , eyes closed. sort looks like getting facial. " i've never seen water ad person drinking missing mouth
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. " regret .. .. * boneitis *! "
til snooker player ronnie o'sullivan accused disrespect opponent using opposite hand take shot. prove bringing game disrepute , played 3 frames left-hand former world championship runner-up , winning 3.
til chrysler built 55 turbine-powered cars 1963-1964. could run fuel could burn oxygen , including perfume tequila , produced 130 horsepower. nine still exist.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. til anti-vaxers trying save economy. .. surprising revelation look little johnny , city needs new library. can't afford let live. kids.
til honey bees ejaculate forcefully penises explode. kills honey bee.
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. uneducated , furthest category extinct still extinction spectrum , every animal fit spectrum. like category field mice? edit : thanks answers guys! i'm authority , humans listed as" least concern" . likely latter. really category beyond that. " excess" . people get ideas .. know people ideas .. worried someone might make sort .. [ modest proposal? ] ( [URL] )
til aboriginal canadian version lacrosse , team consisted 100 100 men , played 1600ft 100ft long field lasted sunrise sundown two three days straight. symbolic alternative war.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. way off. seinfeld young girl's strange , erotic journey milan minsk. necking schindler's list! least better english patient , hated film!
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. overdue another #purge! people could wrap stop shitting many kids cause they're bored.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. til anti-vaxers trying save economy. .. surprising revelation look little johnny , city needs new library. can't afford let live. kids.
til eunus , slave-magician joked stage planned overthrow roman rule become king sicily. led huge slave uprising , kept promises spare lives left tips.
til bored work manhattan project richard feynman would amuse picking locks colleagues confidential file cabinets placing prank notes , colleagues believed spy infiltrated project.
til shooting american f - 117 stealth attack aircraft 199 , serbian propaganda posters read" sorry , know invisible"
til screensavers designed save screens burn never displaying static image
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. fuck? took words right mouth. can't think many situations parents guilty children's actions , certainly one them.
til william hung , known famous american idol audition , 73rd generation descendant confucius
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. everything ive ever heard dolphins ' sexuality deeply disturbing. animal who's sex life freaks more. like seriously dolphins stahpp ever read penguins , then. ducks.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. also remember hearing china big homeless population worried optics shown exposed olympics .. sudden homeless problem. tell world solved homelessness sounds like could great lot people right? chinese way could _eliminate_ homelessness. low caust
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity. " synthesized uric acid , sold $ 25,00 build house it. warlock mars , bitch" - william shatner charlie sheen roast. actual quote? watch roast charlie sheen. says something sorts. shatner amazing , really really funny.
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. [ business casual video nestle ] ( [URL] ) , good watch. [ graphic shown video's intro ] ( [URL] ) illuminating.
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters. work? wouldnt point overrun? think allowed run part law question. , think meant dogs. dogs allowed drive germany.
til aztecs made swords embedded prismatic obsidian blades far sharper even high quality present day steel razor blades. bonus , obsidian brittle break bone , making injury much brutal. good also shattered spanish steel. fucking pay win dlc. op plz nerf. buy conquistador pack $ 19.99! enemy wont know smit them.
til cuba maximum wage law due individuals cannot earn 20 you. s. dollars per month.
til ford actually base decision ford pinto estimated legal costs lawsuits. myth given new life fight club. * devalues friends family even * must find friends first devalue buy friends $ 1.2 million shit i'll friend 10 dollars listen sing?
til prison warden loved retired , 100 inmates pooled together money throw party.
til word" meme" coined biologist richard dawkins refer ideas spread replicate darwinian fashion
til : country madagascar got name marco polo mistakenly thought landed mogadishu , somalia misspelled name city
til yreka , california , bakery operated 100 years called yreka bakery , formed palindrome. business closed gallery opened spot , named yrella gallery would also form palindrome. cool see hometown reddit! glad know forgotten smirk_face
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film.
til population czech republic traditionally irreligious long time. ever since 1600 ' , czech people described as" tolerant even indifferent towards religion" .
til kyoto , former capital japan , means" capital city" tokyo means" eastern capital"
til george foreman originally paid 40 % profits endorsing george foreman grill. peak grill's sales , making 4.5 million dollars month.
til 3 banana companies overthrew government honduras. wonder kind republic kind company that. important question , kind clothing would sell you?
til greek mythology zeus thought earth overpopulated trojan war instigated depopulate earth.
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. everyone freaking : seal extinct. fact well listed as" least concern" - - furthest category from" extinct" . uneducated , furthest category extinct still extinction spectrum , every animal fit spectrum. like category field mice? edit : thanks answers guys!
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til nipplegate , janet jackson blacklisted viacom's properties , including vh1 / mtv / cbs / clear channel radio stations , uninvited grammys , lost acting gigs , statue mickey
til japanese kamikaze pilots allowed return find suitable target. one pilot shot ninth return. wikipedia article :" even fairy tales little children promoted kamikaze. " anyone know english translation? believe called winnie pooh brings death america.
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged
til one ever seen echidna ejaculate. sir , seen enough sonic hedge hog fan art. google" [ first name ] hedgehog. " by" ," mean" dont. " first name extremely unusual , 4 living people know it. 3 father grandfather.
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. milk tried daughter's school absolutely packed sugar. almost sweet ice cream. low fat. would better full fat sugar. americans add sugar regular milk? know already fairly high sugar
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" really fucking picture , ops fault come reddit find advert. want bars wall [ think it? ] ( [URL] )
til clippy unpopular time , part windows xp's marketing making people aware could disable him. always changed dog tricks .. wow feel old. also desktop sheep app?
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. til anti-vaxers trying save economy.
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. , got hired 15 times. that's positive. i'm met multiple women exactly like that. get hired drop hat garbage employees. helps good looking. real honest god discussion nicki minaj , hot? personally touch ten foot pole , looks like plastic monster. like blow-up doll human skin. guys actually find attractive?
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. "
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. dogs. good. i've yet meet doggy immediately like. people? fuck people. asshole dogs.
til terry kath band chigaco's last words were" worry .. look , clip even it" - putting pistol temple pulling trigger. that's always check chamber. also aim guns head pull trigger.
til jeffrey dahmer inspired emperor return jedi. wanted build a" temple" victims ' skulls could sit absorb a" spiritural force power"
til roseanne barr hit car age 16 , hood ornament went brain skull. behavior changed radically institutionalized eight months utah state hospital , baby , gave adoption.
til reindeer one mammals see uv light , allowing see lichen , polar bears snow , urine trails also helps guide santa's sleigh christmas eve! need bitch ass rudolph.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us ive never heard life aside british people from? thought common across us.
til : 76 % known serial killers 20th century united states. key word is" known" countries catch acknowledge serial killers. russia bragged usa serial killers. truth never coordinated police force tie crimes together.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. "
til scrappy-doo , widely considered one hated characters fiction , appeared animated scooby-doo production since 1988 due audience backlash.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. everyone freaking : seal extinct. fact well listed as" least concern" - - furthest category from" extinct" . uneducated , furthest category extinct still extinction spectrum , every animal fit spectrum. like category field mice? edit : thanks answers guys! i'm authority , humans listed as" least concern" . likely latter.
til rms olympic , sister ship titanic , rammed u-boat sunk , making merchant ship world war sunk enemy vessel.
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity. meanwhile , i'm starting think selling kidney i'm broke .. funny say recently research organ markets. illegal sell organs you. s. , despite economically efficient solution organ shortage. good alternative would make motorcycles dirt cheap.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging fishwife hanged murdering illegitimate infant shortly birth. well blame then. gave birth ungodly human / fish chimera would expect do? kill get's big. mean , makes sense me. think stay size whatever container keep
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax ha , sallie mae thing reason. think know , navient.
til valentine's day japan , women give male co-workers chocolate. unpopular co-workers receive cheap giri-choko (" ultra-obligatory" chocolate ) others receive honmei-choko (" true feeling chocolate" ).
til shooting american f - 117 stealth attack aircraft 199 , serbian propaganda posters read" sorry , know invisible"
til japanese kamikaze pilots allowed return find suitable target. one pilot shot ninth return. wikipedia article :" even fairy tales little children promoted kamikaze. " anyone know english translation? believe called winnie pooh brings death america.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. something something getting nailed seamen loose hips sink ships. would still stick with" loose lips" , different set.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes method acting. helicopters middle earth. really got character. lot work die 1st movie trilogy. people love kill sean bean .. like , thing. great good job sad often happens early stories acting skills squandered , time screen sure fucking great job
til : chinese philanthropist , run run shaw ( 1907-2014 ) gave $ 1 + / - billion fund education , aiding 600 construction projects. many buildings ( 500 +
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. south park something told watch whilst growing up. never really gave much time recently. always saw childish trash. blown away social commentary good show actually is.
til rodney mullen considered the" godfather" modern street skating. he's credited inventing 37 tricks including flatground ollie , kickflip , heelflip , 360 flip.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original.
til credit card" chip" technology ( aka emv ) rolled us almost 25 years old yeah , went england years ago , everyone chips. one kid market register thought card super advanced american chip. america behind lots stuff .. windows capability 500 years ago example. [ look this. ] ( [URL] ) wait wait wait .. thought everyone uses windows like that. americans don't?
til british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old. 1200 years old , here's [ king edward hammered silver penny ] ( [URL] ) , clocking least 710 years old. obverse : edw r angl dns hyb edward king
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. months sea probably care ship's integrity compromised .. " well guys looks like we're gonna stay fix boat. darn. " captain ; got bad news lads. ship literally falling apart stay .. sailors : woohoo! captain : .. nails .. sailors : mutiny! " rape pillage get nails back go home! " " ah , royal majesty , * barbaric * tribes attacked us stole screws , .. attacked back screws. that's took us long return home. "
til one ever seen echidna ejaculate.
til nasa pilots routinely intercepted defeated you. s. navy phantom iis mock dogfights , complaints navy put end harassment.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. holy shit , exactly came say. nuke too? implications comment massively scary. mean , many people would willingly stay sub deep underwater cramp / pressurized tube breathing recycled air. bunch dudes age 25 .. shenanigans pretty fucked , understand.
til johnny carson joked tonight show nonexistent toilet paper shortage led eventual panic buying leaving store shelves empty causing real shortage lasted weeks
til yreka , california , bakery operated 100 years called yreka bakery , formed palindrome. business closed gallery opened spot , named yrella gallery would also form palindrome. state motto california [ eureka! ] ( [URL] ) worth noting , yreka pronounced. wy-ree-kah. yreka shasta name mt. shasta. means north mountain.
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. amazingly , every guns n roses band member appetite destruction still alive. motley too? like f..?
til pigs although true carnivores , competent predators kill eat helpless humans unable escape
til king ludwig mad built many weird impractical castles bavaria later inspired fairy tale castles walt disney parks.
til chicken nugget invented cornell university food science professor , published results academically instead patenting them.
til wwii british spies posed fake charity groups hand special monopoly games allied prisoners war. games compasses , maps , real money , useful tools escaping.
til communism killed people regime type. killed holocaust japanese war crimes combined. colonialist capitalism even come close.
til credit card" chip" technology ( aka emv ) rolled us almost 25 years old wait .. .. rolled out? chip cards you. s?
since 200 , pittsburgh steelers 27-9 record versus cincinnati bengals , making one most" one-sided rivalries" professional sports.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank move light annoying put reach? expect serious revenge he's still got bright light annoying him. cunts put reach. block light he's annoyed. clearly wants darkness. idk irks much does. totally agree. one intelligent animals earth compromise cover light .. germans :" zee light must stay on! octopoos cannot break zee rules. " zee octopus dangerous must deel vit it.
til three gorges dam china massive slowed rotation earth 60 nanoseconds nothing like 320 nanoseconds changed op's mom came world. actual photo [ born ] ( [URL] )
almost half voters expect brexit talks conclude successfully , poll suggests
til 2013 study connecticut college revealed oreos might addictive cocaine
til later years , sir isaac newton appointed largely symbolic ( paid ) position royal mint. took job seriously successfully prosecuted many counterfeiters high treason. convicted hanged , drawn quartered
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us well , there's sodium dasani , could little salty. there's probably semen protein water
til bob marley died skin cancer started toenail
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" really fucking picture , ops fault come reddit find advert. want bars wall [ think it? ] ( [URL] )
til usa one seven countries ratified convention elimination forms discrimination women
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time * know of. yea , like half animals ocean specific breeding grounds. right , necessarily mean they're capable communicating location distance breeding grounds members species - something ants , bees , ravens humans do. dolphins? whales matter.
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold even huge fan simpsons , would taken money. fun look unrealistic cartoon everybody everything yellow pink ridiculous looking. real life , much. also , moving middle nowhere nevada? thanks , 75 grand please. like 15 minutes strip las vegas. exactly middle nowhere. like las vegas , got nice desert look at. dunno really know place buy house like 75k
til dextromethorphan ( aka robitussin ) dissociative drug , works acting brain raise threshold thinks needs cough.
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. * 1905 , companies merged become nestl anglo-swiss condensed milk company , retaining name 1947. * good decision shorten nestl. dunno , think shortened anglo-swiss condensed milk company. roles tongue , know. anglo milk sounds dirty contrary superior purest white milk buy , produced master race anglo aryan mountain cows.
til : physical attractiveness found important factor enjoying date whether would sleep propositioned. important intelligence personality
chiefs qb elvis grbac selected people's" sexiest athlete alive" 1998 accident. rather offend grbac , magazine ran
til movie lord war , production team rented 300 real sa vz. 58 rifles stand ak 47s cheaper prop guns.
til male chicks born egg farms , considered useless. thus , disposed , grinding alive. faint heart. [ ns ] ( [URL] ) | [ fw ] ( [URL] )
til band chumbawamba , mainly known ubiquitous hit" tubthumping" , actually politically charged anarcho-punk band advised fans steal music chain stores.
til former newspaper editor sun , kelvin mackenzie , published story alleging elton john voiceboxes guard dogs removed. proven wrong reporter went round check dogs barked him.
til : original 1983 v miniseries inspired 1935 novel happen american fascists replaced alien occupying force make easier market.
storyline chronological order ridley scott's alien prequels goes" prometheus , awakening , covenant" . awakening screenplay already written along elizabeth shaw david 8 featured it.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death die beating grizzly fistfight i'd regret fuck die champion
til gleek. saliva comes stream gland compressed tongue. sometimes referred as" cobra spitting" .
til singer peanut butter jelly time passed away eleven-hour standoff police even snoop dogg brother-in-law tried convince surrender. almost sounds like title r / subredditsimulator curious : [ subreddit simulator ] ( [URL] )
til medal honor recipient thomas baker asked left behind japanese counter attack saipan due wounded. asked 1 pistol 8 bullets. returning us army found corpse 8 dead japanese.
til researchers believe humans worn clothes least 170,00 years. know pubic lice evolutionarily diverged head lice 170,00 years ago , pubic lice need live clothing survive.
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle.
til actor martin sheen arrested total 66 times protesting acts civil disobedience - recently 2007 trespassing nevada nuclear test facility. illusive man strikes
til jerry seinfeld dated 17 - year-old girl 39 years old.
til 1950 , myxoma virus ( type pox virus ) deliberately released rabbit population australia means population control , causing death 500 million rabbits
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches wait cockroaches bite? ?? worry , sleeping inside mouth. inside ear since can't turn around inside ear canal , burrow deeper brain.
til three gorges dam china massive slowed rotation earth tl laughing_face r size dam slowed rotation earth , sheer volume water mass shifted dam.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. hell * * can't remember solution tasks three years. barely remember password internet webpages. google ask want remember password wait see password entered right one.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance
til oprah born single mother , wore potato sacks clothes , molested family , gave birth stillborn child 14
til actor martin sheen arrested total 66 times protesting acts civil disobedience - recently 2007 trespassing nevada nuclear test facility. imagine could president like character west wing .. american politics much closer house cards moment west wing read dc insiders find veep realistic portrayal jobs.
til last words serial killer peter krten were" tell .. head chopped , still able hear , least moment , sound blood gushing stump neck? would pleasure end pleasures. " mean guy real jerk.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. that's giving someone promotion , need given added responsibilities gradually , prove competence. unsuccessful , transfer responsibilities someone else.
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. , got hired 15 times. that's positive. find insulting get hired 15 times takes almost year 700 applications get part time job.
til least two peer-reviewed medical studies suggested stickers mr. yuk , green face used label poisonous household objects , effectively keep children away potential poisons may even attract children.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. never liked seinfeld younger. maybe appreciate older. possibly. think may hard time identifying b / c lot conflict lost b / c technology. imagine living world w / cell phones.
til nazis cleared minefields chasing captured civilians across , detonating explosives. everything hear nazi folks leads believe the" baddies" .
til carl sagan wanted include" comes sun" message aliens , record company scared extraterrestrial copyright infringement.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. reminds kazakhstan girl shooting competition played borat spoof anthem. link : [URL]
til actor martin sheen arrested total 66 times protesting acts civil disobedience - recently 2007 trespassing nevada nuclear test facility.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " they're realizing able transcend it. even beginning believe real chance within lifetimes. " " damn. sim 7422 reached awareness again. wipe start over. "
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. nothing .. mormons baptize die! baptize people listed phone book. grandmother use baptize neighborhood kids / babies kitchen sink watching summer. catholic want babies going purgatory / hell. grew catholic .. non-clergy even baptisms? sounds weird. absence priest laymen perform baptisms roman catholicism.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. reminds kazakhstan girl shooting competition played borat spoof anthem. link : [URL]
til pitbulls responsible fatal dog attacks america past 2 years unfortunately lot stem situational improper husbandry ignorance .. pitbulls rotties shitty dogs shitty people attracted them. world may never know.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11.
til quetzalcoatl got drunk slept sister , quetzalpetlatl. upon waking next day , realized , stone box built , laid , set fire.
audrey hepburn's first starring role ' roman holiday ' ( 1953 ). gregory peck insisted hepburn's name appear film's title font large :" got change she'll big star i'll look gregory peck awesome dude. would appear knew up. gonna turn audrey hepburn love-in , talk wait dark. god damn love movie.
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters. work? wouldnt point overrun? think allowed run part law question. , think meant dogs. dogs allowed drive germany.
til aboriginal canadian version lacrosse , team consisted 100 100 men , played 1600ft 100ft long field lasted sunrise sundown two three days straight. symbolic alternative war.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased.
til ancient greece second toe longer big toe considered standard beauty. condition , today known greek foot , depicted many famous statues , michelangelo's david statue liberty.
til : samuel morse invented telegraph received letter wife's failing health .. she'd died.
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. wow amazing work dairy lobby
til first simpsons treehouse horror , marge warns parents content episode advising put children bed. warning put sincere effort warn young viewers , producers felt somewhat scary.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. til anti-vaxers trying save economy.
til double-blind study published nature showed experienced astrologers better determining people psychological traits based location stars birth someone randomly guessing them. need double blind study tell matters divination imagined fantasies. taurus.
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. * 1905 , companies merged become nestl anglo-swiss condensed milk company , retaining name 1947. * good decision shorten nestl. dunno , think shortened anglo-swiss condensed milk company. roles tongue , know. anglo milk sounds dirty
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death die beating grizzly fistfight i'd regret fuck die champion
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" really fucking picture , ops fault come reddit find advert. want bars wall [ think it? ] ( [URL] )
til hitler nazi officials outlawed animal cruelty including boiling live lobsters.
til founding fathers officially stated treaty tripoli that" government united states america , sense , founded christian religion" .
til dextromethorphan ( aka robitussin ) dissociative drug , works acting brain raise threshold thinks needs cough.
til woman jumped 86th floor empire state building , blown back onto ledge 85th floor gust wind.
til inventor tang , also invented pop rocks , cool whip , form instant-set jell-o , convenience foods.
til civil war ended , first general confederate army active reform party , spoke favor civil rights voting recently freed slaves.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. reminded ted talk one shooter's mother did. however , page crashing now. , reddit thread that? ted tedx? what's difference?
til mae jemison , first female african-american astronaut , inspired apply nasa star trek character , lieutenant uhura. jemison later went make cameo appearance star trek : next generation.
blizzard taking action players spam hero voice lines overwatch
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. aka american dream. boris politics anyway? true rock star story. thing missing mick jagger couple hookers.
til last words serial killer peter krten were" tell .. head chopped , still able hear , least moment , sound blood gushing stump neck? would pleasure end pleasures. " jesus fuck. make mistake reading wiki article guy. fucking hell. i'm sure i've read depraved person before.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. [URL] hahaha. that's cockroach's theme , though. mexican hat dance , also known el jarabe tapato. know tapatio sauce makes military breakfasts bearable. shitty powdered eggs grey ( reason ) cardboard bacon? liberal application tapatio mix together make okay skillet. tapatio , iirc , means" guadalajara" get wrong , also great basic sauce slather shit needs sauce get through. also pretty good sign restaurant more-or-less authentic. edit : guess wrong. todo : try valentina.
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league least qualified european competition we're capable winning .. enjoy maccabi tel aviv away cunts tel aviv lovely city really. let's hope they're miserable.
til chrysler built 55 turbine-powered cars 1963-1964. could run fuel could burn oxygen , including perfume tequila , produced 130 horsepower. nine still exist. jay leno one , shouldnt much surprise anybody loves cars. [URL] i'm told there's one unassuming warehouse know terre haute , indiana small car collection. told still ran 10 years ago , idles smoothly balance nickel edge air intake. never saw i've terre haute , offense town believe anything interesting there.
til 1975 , physicist kip thorne bet stephen hawking one year issues penthouse magazine black holes exist. thorne won.
til mtv's" clone high" cartoon cancelled people india conducted massive hunger strike googling maxim article depicting gandhi , coming across cartoon , featured gandhi character.
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con fucked fight someone off. even read article? three sentences. someone else assaulted stepped help.
til man arrested warrant 2016 returning copy movie freddy got fingered. tom green agreed pay fines outrageous sum
til eagles '" hotel california" written twilight zone styled metaphor l. a. beverly hills strange inhabitants. steely knives reference steely dan , inspired band bold lyrics.
til treblinka guard kurt franz would hide small pistol boxing glove. would challenge prisoners boxing matches. right fight begin , franz would shoot prisoner dead.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. reminded ted talk one shooter's mother did. however , page crashing now. , reddit thread that? ted tedx? what's difference? ted the" real deal. " tedx brand people use notable quality control issues gets speak.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen brit 100 % sure think use word. ' spunk spunk ' spunky! ! excited , energetic , etc. " full spunk" means" full energy" although even you. s. undertones.
til : country madagascar got name marco polo mistakenly thought landed mogadishu , somalia misspelled name city
til classic pc game" baldur's gate" developed , alongside engine , 18 months team 60 people never worked video game before. masterpiece game. graphics detailed time period. storyline engrossing. tell put lots research hard work making game. set standard type rpg's awhile. rereleased baldur gate updated graphics would spend much money.
til ferrari monaco since schumacher 2001!
til snoop dogg directed porn , name porn snoop doggystyle. released , huge hit top selling release year 2002 avn awards.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. sound like shill big children. .. adults?
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. sailors , much like prisoners , historically relations members sex crew due lack women. possible? turn gay there's women around? , don't" turn gay" . cums point though warm hole warm hole. edit : there's nothing gay exploring! i'm done puns yeah nothing gay it. two straight dudes butt sex. mean think , gayest thing world sex woman. soft frilly smell like flowers. that's straight queer. fucking dude? muscles sweat , manly thing do.
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity. meanwhile , i'm starting think selling kidney i'm broke .. funny say recently research organ markets. illegal sell organs you. s. , despite economically efficient solution organ shortage. good alternative would make motorcycles dirt cheap.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. yeh , maybe. he's filthy rich bullies basically scumbag losers. yeh. nice think , there's good chance bullies also successful ( obviously comparison average person , elon ). true. several bullies school pretty successful ( least i've heard ) best people i've known terrible things happen like getting cancer. karma real. success great form revenge nonetheless. well we're talking buddhism karma affect bullies ' reincarnation exist , impair current existence iirc
til chrysler built 55 turbine-powered cars 1963-1964. could run fuel could burn oxygen , including perfume tequila , produced 130 horsepower. nine still exist. jay leno one , shouldnt much surprise anybody loves cars. [URL] i'm told there's one unassuming warehouse know terre haute , indiana small car collection. told still ran 10 years ago , idles smoothly balance nickel edge air intake. never saw i've terre haute , offense town believe anything interesting there.
til : 76 % known serial killers 20th century united states. key word is" known" countries catch acknowledge serial killers. russia bragged usa serial killers. truth never coordinated police force tie crimes together. like iran saying homosexuals. thought implying killed
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape.
til later years , sir isaac newton appointed largely symbolic ( paid ) position royal mint. took job seriously successfully prosecuted many counterfeiters high treason. convicted hanged , drawn quartered
til butane canisters manufactured exclusively south korea. exception single manufacturer houston texas.
til vietnam war 800 murders attempted murders superior officers enlisted soldiers investigated. term ' fragging ' coined due popular use fragmentation grenades commit murders.
til credit card" chip" technology ( aka emv ) rolled us almost 25 years old yeah , went england years ago , everyone chips. one kid market register thought card super advanced american chip. america behind lots stuff .. windows capability 500 years ago example. [ look this. ] ( [URL] ) wait wait wait .. thought everyone uses windows like that. americans don't?
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. tall 78 storeys? well storey floor 78 floors tall floor? long piece string? many roads must man walk , call man?
til battle 1797 , british admiral horatio nelson badly wounded right arm. came surgeon said ," sooner better ," within half hour amputation returned command forces.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. think got idea movie? ? 93.6 % hollywood films inspired eric cartman. study done yale , can't seem find link however .. " um .. okay , : adam sandler like love girl. turns girl actually golden retriever something. " that's plot always sunny episode , except rickety cricket instead adam sandler. hilarious episode way.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. [URL] hahaha. that's cockroach's theme , though. mexican hat dance , also known el jarabe tapato. know tapatio sauce makes military breakfasts bearable. shitty powdered eggs grey ( reason ) cardboard bacon? liberal application tapatio mix together make okay skillet. tapatio , iirc , means" guadalajara" get wrong , also great basic sauce slather shit needs sauce get through. also pretty good sign restaurant more-or-less authentic. edit : guess wrong. todo : try valentina.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. [ chart elon's life ] ( [URL] ) fucking hell i'm useless. dad gave 28,00 dollars bet could come something
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. i'm christian , bible got absolutely right said ," love money root evil. " well , actually says" root kinds evil. " translation holding as" correct? " sell translation says love money totally fine. guy translates
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels. " shrieking eels" 30 understand reference
til jesus actor jim caviezel struck lightning whilst filming passion christ
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. i'd rather face service roll anyway follow me. nicki minaj often like pizza chinese buffet. see , respect , i'm feeling moment. saying want stick dick chinese buffet? saying don't? i'm sure buffet handle bring table
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. episode 30 rock , character pete hornberger never overachieves avoid getting promoted head. pete underrated character. cared juust enough much. girlfriend recently mentioned watching 30 rock again. pay attention pete thoroughly convinced glue holds show together. one favorite parts 30 rock pete gets jack agree give per diem gas , situation , jack agree. " yes! hornberger! "
til drummer police composed spyro dragon soundtrack
til penn jillette penn teller painted finger nails red joke response mother telling get manicure people would looking hands , always keeps one finger nail painted red memory mother. read jillette's book god , no! , parts family life really compelling , eg. late parents , led seeing sister die old age younger age. he's quite complicated person. edit guy slightly older sister think might fuck much mom dying , mean kind expect see parents die seeing sibling die nowhere close must painful sister died 18 7. shit fucks life.
til sam kinison killed drunk driver crossed median hit sam's vehicle head on. according friend , looked unharmed , began speaking one , saying" want die. " ," why? "
til colt 45 malt liquors former slogan was" works every time"
til chrysler built 55 turbine-powered cars 1963-1964. could run fuel could burn oxygen , including perfume tequila , produced 130 horsepower. nine still exist. jay leno one , shouldnt much surprise anybody loves cars. [URL] i'm told there's one unassuming warehouse know terre haute , indiana small car collection. told still ran 10 years ago , idles smoothly balance nickel edge air intake. never saw i've terre haute , offense town believe anything interesting there.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original.
til plato gave definition man as" featherless bipeds ," diogenes plucked chicken brought plato's academy , saying ," behold! i've brought man ," academy added" broad flat nails" definition.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen [ knew ] ( [URL] ) edit : seriously , [ knew ] ( [URL] ).
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance performance navy though? recently collided boats? not. promoted!
til day crew battleship uss texas intentionally flooded torpedo tube order cause 2 degree list , giving main guns enough extra elevation boost range & hit target mainland. " dude i'm telling , flood torpedo blister send one super far! it'll gnarly" afterward" laughing loud rekt" good game
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. father 4 , 1 16 year old girl ; confirm kids best hit teens , blow half shared data plan 8 days think know every fucking thing. edit : data
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us well , there's sodium dasani , could little salty.
til nazis cleared minefields chasing captured civilians across , detonating explosives. everything hear nazi folks leads believe the" baddies" .
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us ive never heard life aside british people from? thought common across us.
til shaka zulu's mother died 1827 , 7,00 people executed being" insufficiently grief-stricken" . cows also slaughtered young calves would" know feels like lose mother. "
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. dolphin without hands?
queen elizabeth celebrates 91st birthday
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. thought * fruit * would cure cancer. dads buddy swears ' cancer eats sugar ' diet slowly consumes .. sad_face
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. there's also dilbert principle , states companies promote incompetent employees management , less damage.
til ian anderson , frontman rock band jethro tull , adopted flute realized would never be" good eric clapton" electric guitar.
til coelacanths thought extinct since cretaceous period , yet discovered alive 1938
manchester united equalled record draws single premier league season
til enough water lake superior flood entire landmasses north south america depth 1 foot. contains 3 quadrillion gallons fresh water.
til opportunity rover still conducting scientific operations 13 years despite original mission lifetime 90 days
til general napier asked respect indian custom burning widows husband's funeral pyre , replied english custom hang murderers. read windows instead widows initially understand someone would upset this. man's window prized possession
til name hotmail chosen contains html , originally styled hotmail. feel super dumb never putting together. even joked lot html pronounced" hut mull. " close , never made connection. we're like 2 peas pod. like 2 bundle sticks. technical term faggot. thinking hotmale.com.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. nothing .. mormons baptize die! baptize people listed phone book. grandmother use baptize neighborhood kids / babies kitchen sink watching summer. catholic want babies going purgatory / hell. grew catholic .. non-clergy even baptisms? sounds weird.
til abusing alcohol drugs better half life , iconic jazz singer billie holiday swindled earnings died 70 cents ( us $ 6 2016 dollars ) bank.
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. uneducated , furthest category extinct still extinction spectrum , every animal fit spectrum. like category field mice? edit : thanks answers guys! i'm authority , humans listed as" least concern" . likely latter. really category beyond that. " excess" . people get ideas .. know people ideas .. worried someone might make sort .. [ modest proposal? ] ( [URL] )
til johann tetzel , indulgence salesman martin luther's time , asked indulgence could purchased future sins. said yes , later beaten robbed buyer , said act future sin question.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. yeh , maybe. he's filthy rich bullies basically scumbag losers. yeh. nice think , there's good chance bullies also successful ( obviously comparison average person , elon ). true. several bullies school pretty successful ( least i've heard ) best people i've known terrible things happen like getting cancer. karma real. success great form revenge nonetheless. well we're talking buddhism karma affect bullies ' reincarnation exist , impair current existence iirc
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death die beating grizzly fistfight i'd regret fuck
til alec guinness agreed appear star wars negotiated deal doubled initial salary offer , guaranteed publicity film , would awarded 2.25 % gross royalties paid george lucas
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. nothing .. mormons baptize die! baptize people listed phone book. grandmother use baptize neighborhood kids / babies kitchen sink watching summer. catholic want babies going purgatory / hell.
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. , got hired 15 times. that's positive. i'm met multiple women exactly like that. get hired drop hat garbage employees. helps good looking. real honest god discussion nicki minaj , hot? personally touch ten foot pole , looks like plastic monster. like blow-up doll human skin. guys actually find attractive?
til despite useful properties , dandelion grown regarded weed , result rise lawn culture marketing pesticide companies.
til since speak much english , first english speaking role , antonio banderas learn lines phonetically
til wilmer valderrama purchased vista cruiser used on" ' 70s show" $ 500 series ended.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death die beating grizzly fistfight still considered a" fist fight" bear fists? think hand paw combat fits better. edit : get brawl ninja turtle animal cruelty assault?
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. dwight right. need new plague! !! one make sick ..
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til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged well writer. best words. tremendous writer " sad" bigly
til : british used concentration camps commit genocide kenya 1950 ' s.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. " regret .. .. * boneitis *! "
til death steve irwin , speculated series revenge killings , least ten stingrays found dead mutilated coast queensland
til ohio issues" scarlet letter plates" people given limited driving privileges convicted dui. realize states dui plates. also heroin plates ohio , they're light blue say" kentucky" top.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us ive never heard life aside british people from? thought common across us.
til creed bratton office played real life creed bratton , former member 1960s band grass roots
til researchers believe humans worn clothes least 170,00 years. know pubic lice evolutionarily diverged head lice 170,00 years ago , pubic lice need live clothing survive.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. always wonder adult show came would liked it. love curb can't get seinfeld? ! i'm opposite , grew seinfeld still happily rewatch could never get curb. curb makes cringe hard , press stop walk away episode. still like show odd reason try watch cringing larry's inability understand social norms kills me.
til honey bees ejaculate forcefully penises explode. kills honey bee.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. thing think weapons used. unsecured. edit : information , apparently straw purchased guns wrong. think" bowling columbine" info , bullying guns. shooters bought weapons themselves. take parents guns. got girl class buy weapons , underage time. ever legal action , result cooperation investigation charges filed her.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " he's like actor take every script he's given yet remains highly respected still offered great roles. nic cage started ( he's oscar winner ) destroyed career. nic cage already peaked con air face / off. cannot top performances matter are. enjoyed matchstick men loathe nic cage , weatherman amazing movie. what's reasoning behind loathing him? even like he's bad dude. understand cage hate. like i'm mega fan , understand hate.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels.
til bill werbeniuk , big drinking canadian snooker player. drank 43 pints lager drinking contest scotsman eddie sinclair. sinclair passed following 42nd pint , werbeniuk reported say" i'm away bar
til lurleen wallace could seek appropriate treatment cancer husband , alabama segregationist george wallace , kept secret four years due fact wanted become governor alabama. died year office.
til pepsi one first advertise directly african-americans , advertisements 1940s portraying as" self-confident middle-class citizens" , well hiring all-black sales team promote pepsi around country.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. reminded ted talk one shooter's mother did. however , page crashing now. , reddit thread that? ted tedx? what's difference? ted the" real deal. " tedx brand people use notable quality control issues gets speak.
til 2002 fake sequel harry potter appeared china title" harry potter bao zuolong. " book consists text jrr tolkien's hobbit names changed harry potter characters. similar case 2009 book called" dan brown's lost symbol" published ( actual" lost symbol" ) just" picture dorian gray" names changed dan brown characters. hey , least stealing quality literature.
til fat duck , michellin three-star restaurant england , employs forty-two chefs. one customer.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " middle ground buying 33 guns year without raising suspicion civilian able guns. look sweden example. lots lots guns , tough regulations. edit : 33 guns year
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. months sea probably care ship's integrity compromised .. " well guys looks like we're gonna stay fix boat. darn. " captain ; got bad news lads. ship literally falling apart stay .. sailors : woohoo! captain : .. nails .. sailors : mutiny! " rape pillage get nails back go home! "
til cassowary's reputation disemboweling killing humans result local folklore. one recorded case fatal attack 89 years ago.
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero. rip. passed away yesterday. actually believe you. went checked .. fuck. r. i. p. married 70 years. holy shit. that's dedication .. sad_face poor stan lee where's doggo loves bot?
til frog swallows eggs , gives birth live frogs vomiting stomach
til common heart shape ( :heart_suit: ) quite possibly based seed used birth control ancient times.
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity. " synthesized uric acid , sold $ 25,00 build house it. warlock mars , bitch" - william shatner charlie sheen roast. actual quote? watch roast charlie sheen. says something sorts. shatner amazing , really really funny. also kind dick , accounts
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. everyone wants solve overpopulation problem , want die. both. live kids , even stick 1 kid. that's china's trying achieve since 70s establishing one-child law. 2014 ( give take 2 years , bad memory ) changed 2 kids max. source : chinese always two-child law? would keep population constant , it? large parts population excempt law.
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con really got role , good her! dunno , really catwoman play sexually-charged game basketball children watching? loop one , what's context? edit : oh god
til : today's average teenagers know vastly milky way galaxies professional astronomers 100 years ago. reason average teenager seen naked people adult 100 years ago. 100 + years ago , naked people adults seen parents , siblings [ cousins ] ( [URL] )
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging [ loophole ] ( [URL] ) r / accidentalpun that's great sub , thanks roping in! loop. puns tight! ! #do get it? noose tight.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. thread r / sex yesterday using microscope form contraception. that's how. wait .. can't say link explain need know [URL] people condoms? feel good. makes sex less fun. folk say make difference straight lying themselves.
til movie , - 571 , states americans responsible capturing first enigma machine. truth first enigma machine captured british , 7 months americans entered war. tony blair ridiculed movie prime minister's questions. bill clinton dismissed movie work fiction. americans never captured single enigma machine. 2 canadians , 13 british. watch hollywood films expect see us calvary ti rescue. fact russian blood us factories war.
til toronto underground arcology , network underground tunnels possible live without needing venture outside
til snooker player ronnie o'sullivan accused disrespect opponent using opposite hand take shot. prove bringing game disrepute , played 3 frames left-hand former world championship runner-up , winning 3.
til 1986 interview , jackie gleason said considered suing hanna-barbera flintstones copy honeymooners , passed lawyers cautioned ," want known guy yanked fred flintstone air? ".
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time right , necessarily mean they're capable communicating location distance breeding grounds members species - something ants , bees , ravens humans do. dolphins? whales matter. octopus friend avocado?
til frog swallows eggs , gives birth live frogs vomiting stomach
til 27 ad wooden amphitheater collapsed ancient town fidenae resulted death 200-500 spectators. roman senate responded raising building standards banishing creator theater , atilius.
til roman mile defined 1,00 paces. armies would leave mile markers every 1,00 steps marched ; result , well-fed armies marching fast pace marked longer miles.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels. ones prefer former quickly labeled rest turmoil as" kinksters" sometimes can't fight eeling.
til average inmate alcatraz read 75-100 books per year.
til creed bratton office played real life creed bratton , former member 1960s band grass roots
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity. fuck buys kidney stone?
chiefs qb elvis grbac selected people's" sexiest athlete alive" 1998 accident. rather offend grbac , magazine ran
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " gene hackman asked starred superman said" give 2 million reasons why" particularly great reasons , taken together , become impossible refuse. wait minute , superman good though! ! f..! !! ?? superman iv however i've never heard this" superman iv" .. low budget movie terrible plot bad acting? / almost sarcasm try pretend idea never came like idea nicholas cage considered superman role. budget superman n64 believe
til filming schindler's list , polish woman encountered ralph fiennes dressed nazi uniform told that" germans charming people. kill anybody deserve it. "
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind. driving newer car awful people walking / biking front you. either honk look like inpatient asshole tread behind pissing drivers behind you. need add button activates speaker projects forward smooth spoken word gospel album performed musk medium volume. look next model joking , really need polite version horn. like ," woo-hoo , i'm behind you! "
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. hence term" irony" * another made fact brought reddit * get made-up facts r / politics!
til jupiter's center gravity sun outside sun's surface. technically , mutual orbit around , around point extremely close sun. two people stood spot , one ran towards sun ran toward jupiter , would get incinerated time. know cant run space?
since 200 , pittsburgh steelers 27-9 record versus cincinnati bengals , making one most" one-sided rivalries" professional sports.
til hunkerin ' , fad 1950s america people would rest squatting position hours time even hold hunkerin ' competitions
til thomas jefferson kept shetland sheep white house. attacked several people , killed small boy , eventually called" abominable animal" . adorab - wait , * killed * child? back then? presidents goat killed one children. take it? " oh ok mr. president. love anyways" * kicks * well kids back pretty decent chance diying anyways.
til one ever seen echidna ejaculate. sir , seen enough sonic hedge hog fan art. google" [ first name ] hedgehog. " by" ," mean" dont. " first name extremely unusual , 4 living people know it. 3 father grandfather.
til wwii british spies posed fake charity groups hand special monopoly games allied prisoners war. games compasses , maps , real money , useful tools escaping. part story never understand nazis give shit prisoners? would allow delivery first place? exactly known humanitarian concerns.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance holy shit , exactly came say. nuke too? implications comment massively scary. mean , many people would willingly stay sub deep underwater cramp / pressurized tube breathing recycled air.
til judd apatow watched movie" true romance" idea floyd , beloved stoner character played brad pitt , finally leaving apartment getting chased bad guys. idea ended becoming" pineapple express" .
til - edison died nikola tesla wrote negative obituary nyt - made fun hygiene work ethic
til honey bees ejaculate forcefully penises explode. kills honey bee. , technically speaking , mate life.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen well , there's sodium dasani , could little salty. there's probably semen protein water drink it! got electrolytes.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank knocking power , messing hermit crabs throwing rocks. otto sounds like hellraiser.
til name tyrone irish county tyrone
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. oh fucking * god * , poor guy. blame slightest. like usbekestani gold put borat version anthem?
til mexicans highest average annual hours worked world
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. wow amazing work dairy lobby dairy industry done impressive things years. food pyramid designed specifically encourage milk cheese consumption help struggling dairy farmers. wait. telling nutritional information .. official nutritional information government uses strictly scientifical?
til 2012 interview thewrap , morgan freeman explained religious views follows :" hard question said start , think invented god. believe god , , think i'm god. "
til credit card" chip" technology ( aka emv ) rolled us almost 25 years old damn. they'll probably phase europe soon far know already begun talking that. sure replacing nfc. denmark new cards contact-less. use pin purchases 30 $. brit seems strange me. uk card machines accept pin amount , contactless works payments 30.
til inventor tang , also invented pop rocks , cool whip , form instant-set jell-o , convenience foods.
til wwii british spies posed fake charity groups hand special monopoly games allied prisoners war. games compasses , maps , real money , useful tools escaping. part story never understand nazis give shit prisoners? would allow delivery first place? exactly known humanitarian concerns.
til people used think kidneys governed one's conscience , several bible verses say god inspects kidneys dead. jewish tradition holds one kidney counsels good , evil.
til : approximately 10,00 attended funeral hawaiian musician , israel kamakawiwoole.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. dolphin without hands?
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. episode 30 rock , character pete hornberger never overachieves avoid getting promoted head. pete underrated character. cared juust enough much. girlfriend recently mentioned watching 30 rock again. pay attention pete thoroughly convinced glue holds show together. one favorite parts 30 rock pete gets jack agree give per diem gas , situation , jack agree. " yes! hornberger! "
til pitbulls responsible fatal dog attacks america past 2 years unfortunately lot stem situational improper husbandry ignorance .. pitbulls rotties shitty dogs shitty people attracted them. world may never know.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. reminded ted talk one shooter's mother did. however , page crashing now. , reddit thread that? ted tedx? what's difference? tedx talks organized presented anyone , verification. occasionally leads misleading information / [ hilarity ] ( [URL] ).
til civil war ended , first general confederate army active reform party , spoke favor civil rights voting recently freed slaves.
til valentine's day japan , women give male co-workers chocolate. unpopular co-workers receive cheap giri-choko (" ultra-obligatory" chocolate ) others receive honmei-choko (" true feeling chocolate" ).
til actor martin sheen arrested total 66 times protesting acts civil disobedience - recently 2007 trespassing nevada nuclear test facility. illusive man strikes martin sheen great pick character.
til medal honor recipient thomas baker asked left behind japanese counter attack saipan due wounded. asked 1 pistol 8 bullets. returning us army found corpse 8 dead japanese. asked bullets.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. raccoon stole 20 dollars? pff. look mr. rich guy $ 20 bank account. pff. look moneybags bank account. pff. lk mnbgs vr hr , wt hs fnc xpnsv vwls. poor bastard. even buy vowel. edit : * really? * first gold this? money kind stranger.
til marvel's first movie , howard duck , bombed box office. cost estimated $ 37 million , grossed $ 38 million internationally , netting $ 1 million.
til jesus actor jim caviezel struck lightning whilst filming passion christ
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. dolphin without hands?
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets.
til japanese kamikaze pilots allowed return find suitable target. one pilot shot ninth return. wikipedia article :" even fairy tales little children promoted kamikaze. " anyone know english translation? believe called winnie pooh brings death america.
til height pokmon go , number players tried sneaking highly classified military explosives plant virginia charizard reportedly located inside arsenal.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. island women , defeating english navy power pussy. well , english disease ( regular venereal ) went kill 9/10 tahiti population.
til former french president flix faure , died getting bj office
niki lauda makes 1,200 , 00 year monetising forehead.
til 4 us states completely banned billboards
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death die beating grizzly fistfight still considered a" fist fight" bear fists? think hand paw combat fits better. edit : get brawl ninja turtle animal cruelty assault?
til death steve irwin , speculated series revenge killings , least ten stingrays found dead mutilated coast queensland strangest case misplaced rage i've ever seen.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. remember pudding eating bm yesterday .. " .. pudding eating , going sue" said trey parker. probably heard took scene post. .. eat then? ?? cowboy ass
til 4 us states completely banned billboards til 4 states banned them. taking rest guys long? we're resource-rich tourist destinations
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. , got hired 15 times. that's positive. i'm met multiple women exactly like that. get hired drop hat garbage employees. helps good looking. real honest god discussion nicki minaj , hot? personally touch ten foot pole , looks like plastic monster. like blow-up doll human skin. guys actually find attractive?
til 1983 , caddies masters tournament black. due clubs tradition.
til da vinci devoted vegetarian , nearly-unheard practice time. love animals would often purchase caged birds release them.
til walk disturbance ( person worried walk may lose balance ) may appear social anxiety , especially passing group people.
til japanese kamikaze pilots allowed return find suitable target. one pilot shot ninth return.
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches careful. want piss scientologists. i'm even kidding.
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. , got hired 15 times. that's positive. i'm met multiple women exactly like that. get hired drop hat garbage employees. helps good looking. real honest god discussion nicki minaj , hot? personally touch ten foot pole , looks like plastic monster. like blow-up doll human skin. guys actually find attractive?
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes love song ice fire books like show. however watch episodes. picture ned differently , still sean beans voice read first book. thought ned looking lot younger sean bean. ned 35ish book. joffrey taller rob jon tyrion 1 black eye bron supposed like 23. also , moon door actual door floor.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. can't wait see give mass shooting vegas. think politicians media going try forget shooting ever happened soon possible , given shooter older rich white male gun collector. [ removed ]
.. service would not. scum ball company ( evidence former customer ) way support again. must nice. comcast monopoly entire city outside satellite providers. wanna spend 100 bucks cable internet? ok fine get any. get internet * * cable less $ 100? witchcraft this? signed , canadian comes like 110 believe , pay bill get paid ; that's basic cable mind internet caps like 4mb / dl want say? state sanctioned robbery. $ 110? ? month? ! even afford starbucks? ? point others far worse ( looking everyone world feasible access internet way shape form ). sound like entitled brat. seriously ,
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging fishwife hanged murdering illegitimate infant shortly birth. long long ago , especially evidenced roman empire , infanticide often even considered crime baby six months old. guess lived wrong era. [URL] that's incredibly heartbreaking know.
audrey hepburn's first starring role ' roman holiday ' ( 1953 ). gregory peck insisted hepburn's name appear film's title font large :" got change she'll big star i'll look gregory peck awesome dude. would appear knew up. gonna turn audrey hepburn love-in , talk wait dark. god damn love movie.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. one brightest species earth , yet keep small fish tanks :-/ also cut tiny pieces still alive dip sauce. mm. i'm hungry. why? want cook first [URL] faint heart ..
til greek origin word" idiot" used mean someone participate politics public affairs
til mike myers loosely based dr. evil character former snl boss lorne micheals. dr. evil's phrase" throw frickin ' bone , people ," supposedly something michaels said many times script
til form medieval torture , victims feet covered salt water goat would start licking them. sometimes laughter stress intense tickling resulted heart attack brain hemorrhage.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" really fucking picture , ops fault come reddit find advert. want bars wall [ think it? ] ( [URL] )
chiefs qb elvis grbac selected people's" sexiest athlete alive" 1998 accident. rather offend grbac , magazine ran
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. episode 30 rock , character pete hornberger never overachieves avoid getting promoted head.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. thought * fruit * would cure cancer. even , thought fruit ( i. e. little fibery sugar-bombs ) would cure pancreatic cancer ( pancreas , i. e. organ breaks sugar ). short question siri could told bad doubt it. ever used siri? probably would asked ," alternative diets effective fighting pancreatic cancer? " would say" searching internet ' oral native affection five panda answer '" .
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle.
til creed bratton office played real life creed bratton , former member 1960s band grass roots
til : denver international airport , largest us , one half times size manhattan
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. everything ive ever heard dolphins ' sexuality deeply disturbing. animal who's sex life freaks more. like seriously dolphins stahpp ever read penguins , then. ducks.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. liberty dies thunderous applause
til : 76 % known serial killers 20th century united states. key word is" known" countries catch acknowledge serial killers. russia bragged usa serial killers. truth never coordinated police force tie crimes together.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes " * reason , parts play , like boromir ned stark , life online long afterwards. keep seeing - call - memes? " * - sean bean he's us.
til grizzly bears feared respected native americans hunting required company 4 10 warriors done preparation ceremoniality intertribal warfare. without firearms , fuckers unbelievably monstrous. arrows? spears? fuck. that. noise.
til battle germantown , 177 , cease fire called due small terrier wandering battlefield.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. kind genius really evil - let people dissenters come , give secret police holiday. hope kind trick works though.
til washington generals broke 2495 - game losing streak accidentally beating harlem globetrotters 100-99
til colt 45 malt liquors former slogan was" works every time"
til washington generals broke 2495 - game losing streak accidentally beating harlem globetrotters 100-99
til japanese war criminal hideki tojo arrested , given new dentures awaited trial , american dentist made secretly drilled" remember pearl harbour" morse code
til actor martin sheen arrested total 66 times protesting acts civil disobedience - recently 2007 trespassing nevada nuclear test facility. imagine could president like character west wing .. american politics much closer house cards moment west wing read dc insiders find veep realistic portrayal jobs.
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time * know of. yea , like half animals ocean specific breeding grounds. right , necessarily mean they're capable communicating location distance breeding grounds members species - something ants , bees , ravens humans do. dolphins?
til inventor rubik's cube realize he'd built puzzle scrambled first time tried restore
til band chumbawamba , mainly known ubiquitous hit" tubthumping" , actually politically charged anarcho-punk band advised fans steal music chain stores.
til west germany fully decriminalised homosexual acts males 1994 criminal law needed reconciliation law east germany , decriminalised since 1968
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen [ knew ] ( [URL] ) edit : seriously , [ knew ] ( [URL] ).
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. * 1905 , companies merged become nestl anglo-swiss condensed milk company , retaining name 1947. * good decision shorten nestl. dunno , think shortened anglo-swiss condensed milk company. roles tongue , know. anglo milk sounds dirty contrary superior purest white milk buy , produced master race anglo aryan mountain cows.
til that" claw crane" games remotely set a" payout" limit , failure rate , essentially gambling" games" first place. fact , illegal canada except fairs.
til quetzalcoatl got drunk slept sister , quetzalpetlatl. upon waking next day , realized , stone box built , laid , set fire. zeus could've learned things guy oedipus plucked eyes found did. way every attempt tell story stage colossal disaster.
til classic pc game" baldur's gate" developed , alongside engine , 18 months team 60 people never worked video game before. still one best rpg games ever made. recently re-released ' enhanced edition ' even enjoyable play now.
til russia's economy ( $ 1.3 ) 69 % size italy's economy ( $ 1.9 ).
til civil war ended , first general confederate army active reform party , spoke favor civil rights voting recently freed slaves.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years.
til mtv's" clone high" cartoon cancelled people india conducted massive hunger strike googling maxim article depicting gandhi , coming across cartoon , featured gandhi character.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen
til cali cartel murdered many people dumped bodies cauca river local municipality eventually bankrupt cost recovering corpses conducting autopsies.
til wilmer valderrama purchased vista cruiser used on" ' 70s show" $ 500 series ended.
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time
til coelacanths thought extinct since cretaceous period , yet discovered alive 1938
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. hence term" irony" * another made fact brought reddit * get made-up facts r / politics!
til ohio issues" scarlet letter plates" people given limited driving privileges convicted dui. realize states dui plates. also heroin plates ohio , they're light blue say" kentucky" top.
til credit card" chip" technology ( aka emv ) rolled us almost 25 years old damn. they'll probably phase europe soon far know already begun talking that. sure replacing nfc. denmark new cards contact-less. use pin purchases 30 $. brit seems strange me. uk card machines accept pin amount , contactless works payments 30.
til cassowary's reputation disemboweling killing humans result local folklore. one recorded case fatal attack 89 years ago.
til review of" lulu" , collaboration metallica lou reed , chuck klosterman wrote :" red hot chili peppers acoustically covered 12 worst primus songs starbucks , would still ( slightly
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. that's giving someone promotion , need given added responsibilities gradually , prove competence. unsuccessful , transfer responsibilities someone else.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. * soup meal. soup sandwich - - that's meal! , fucking not. anything , white person meal. mexico actually consider meals events spend time families , something eat breakroom white company work
til humans ' closest relative , bonobos , peaceful female-run society sex used resolve conflict. they" make love , war. "
til name" canola oil" coined marketing reasons avoid using word" rape" , in" rapeseed oil" , product's name.
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax soon known as" retail credit agency" following congressional testimony. < two weeks later > okay , calling ourselves" credit mcchecky clown penis" literally name left. let's hope nothing goes wrong time. could always washington redskins credit agency
til town florida named frostproof marketing plot claim town would never citrus frost. less two years founding frost killed citrus town.
til tic tacs mainly made sugar allowed labelled zero sugar per serving despite sugar due weight.
til abusing alcohol drugs better half life , iconic jazz singer billie holiday swindled earnings died 70 cents ( us $ 6 2016 dollars ) bank.
til 1950 ' , marines accidentally ordered hundreds crates tootsie rolls instead mortar rounds.
til beanie babies , height popularity , accounted 10 % ebay traffic collectors insured purchases thousands dollars.
til nirvana's cover david bowie's" man sold world" 1993 mtv unplugged album revitalized people's interest bowie also leading younger listeners think covering nirvana , much annoyance.
til sources say kim il-sung , founder north korea , could actually impostor , might stolen name resistance leader died
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged league ~ ~ light ~ ~ little 5.5 km. 20,00 would 110,00 km. earth measures 12,750 km across equator. go 20,00 leagues deep , would end 17.6 thousand leagues space.
til - edison died nikola tesla wrote negative obituary nyt - made fun hygiene work ethic know history two makes sense almost amazing people aware tesla-edison history. edit : documentaries besides comic oatmeal posted. jesus people , comment something original. sadly can't clam know much , know edison fucked tesla general shit lots great documentaries show life depth. like prestige?
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. " boris yeltsin first words you. s. president clinton upon meeting 1995 , think o. j. it? " guy like relaxed uncle. relaxed drank fifth vodka every day sorry fifth? american always wondered. google maybe people know too. edit : thanks everyone , know international standard alcohol volumes ever thought would. fifth gallon. 750 ml bottle. tend drink america. guys use liters , 750 ml bottle tend drink well.
til one ever seen echidna ejaculate.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death regret bone-itis man , great episode. get home work i'll re-watch netfli .. oh wait
til 2002 fake sequel harry potter appeared china title" harry potter bao zuolong. " book consists text jrr tolkien's hobbit names changed harry potter characters. similar case 2009 book called" dan brown's lost symbol" published ( actual" lost symbol" ) just" picture dorian gray" names changed dan brown characters. hey , least stealing quality literature. right back go publish next game throne sequel china switching names quixote characters.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death regret bone-itis
til you. state texas roughly 10 % larger france almost twice large germany.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. nothing .. mormons baptize die! baptize people listed phone book. grandmother use baptize neighborhood kids / babies kitchen sink watching summer. catholic want babies going purgatory / hell. grew catholic .. non-clergy even baptisms? sounds weird. absence priest laymen perform baptisms roman catholicism.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " [ removed ] want sad_face want smile mean ..
til washington generals broke 2495 - game losing streak accidentally beating harlem globetrotters 100-99
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. holy shit , exactly came say. nuke too? implications comment massively scary. mean , many people would willingly stay sub deep underwater cramp / pressurized tube breathing recycled air. bunch dudes age 25 .. shenanigans pretty fucked , understand.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen brit 100 % sure think use word. ' spunk spunk '
til ancient greek philosopher jumped active volcano prove immortal god
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. everything ive ever heard dolphins ' sexuality deeply disturbing. animal who's sex life freaks more. like seriously dolphins stahpp ever read penguins , then. ducks.
til harlan ellison wrote hugo award winning short story" mouth , must scream" single night. made changes first draft.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. something something getting nailed seamen loose hips sink ships. would still stick with" loose lips" , different set.
til greek origin word" idiot" used mean someone participate politics public affairs
til hitler nazi officials outlawed animal cruelty including boiling live lobsters.
since 200 , pittsburgh steelers 27-9 record versus cincinnati bengals , making one most" one-sided rivalries" professional sports.
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity. meanwhile , i'm starting think selling kidney i'm broke .. funny say recently research organ markets. illegal sell organs you. s. , despite economically efficient solution organ shortage. good alternative would make motorcycles dirt cheap.
til president jimmy carter placed peanut farm blind trust elected president. term ended , found badly mismanaged $ 1 million debt.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. * soup meal. depends soup. pho soup meal. mostly non-soup parts.
til : vicodin six times potent codeine , hence name vi ( roman numeran six ) - codin
til indiana jones changed image archaeology. ' raiders lost ark ' ( 1981 ) , people imagined archaeologist weak , older person needs rescuing. stereotype male ivy league professor /
til william bradford , governor plymouth colony , year old father died sent live grandfather , died two years later sent live mother , died one year later.
til filming schindler's list , polish woman encountered ralph fiennes dressed nazi uniform told that" germans charming people. kill anybody deserve it. "
warriors 5 team captains ( curry , kd , klay , dray iggy ) 15 players. one third roster made captains
til quetzalcoatl got drunk slept sister , quetzalpetlatl. upon waking next day , realized , stone box built , laid , set fire.
til : country madagascar got name marco polo mistakenly thought landed mogadishu , somalia misspelled name city
til vanessa carlton wrote riff for" thousand miles" 1998. upon hearing mother told her" vanessa , that's hit song. "
til oprah born single mother , wore potato sacks clothes , molested family , gave birth stillborn child 14 like not. still gotta respect her. like oprah? raise hand here. consistently given platform pseudoscience hucksters , pressed , shrugs saying something along lines trying inform people dr. oz legitimate doctor saved peoples lives. goddamn snake oil salesman. know entirely oprah fault , enabled supported it. think kind shitty that.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" really fucking picture , ops fault come reddit find advert. want bars wall [ think it? ] ( [URL] ) im trouble locating large breasted woman. _oo_ / | | /
til australian prime minister named harold holt served 1966 1967. one day , office , went swim disappeared without trace.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes method acting. helicopters middle earth.
til steve jobs took acid , said" taking lsd profound experience , one important things life"
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims also sadistic beleif ill suffer , often denying basic comforts medicine. piece shit person hid guise charity got away mostly hid people made others uncomfortable ( ill ).
til american captives vietnam war would authenticate new prisoner's american identity tapping first five notes of" shave haircut" , cell wall , waiting appropriate response
til : today's average teenagers know vastly milky way galaxies professional astronomers 100 years ago.
til movie , - 571 , states americans responsible capturing first enigma machine. truth first enigma machine captured british , 7 months americans entered war.
til : 76 % known serial killers 20th century united states. key word is" known" countries catch acknowledge serial killers. russia bragged usa serial killers. truth never coordinated police force tie crimes together.
til response a" catastrophic emergency ," united states government suspended replaced single , combined branch" coordinated" president , indefinitely. senate
til day crew battleship uss texas intentionally flooded torpedo tube order cause 2 degree list , giving main guns enough extra elevation boost range & hit target mainland. eli 5 easier move closer? also reminds [ old reddit post ] ( [URL] ) short answer : draft. texas , loaded max 9m ship underwater. closer , ship would run aground. thank , going say would guess keep range shore based battery. could've tipped land elevate ground cannons case
til australia conducted biological warfare invasive rabbit population , reducing population 600 million 100 million.
til mexicans highest average annual hours worked world
til recent educational experiment suggested reading" boy cried wolf" increased children's likelihood lying. hand , reading book george washington cherry tree decreased likelihood dramatically.
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. tortoise bit arse agreeing job isnt he? know. story , tortoise know rabbit slacked off? maybe legitimately believed faster. na seems case digging hole abit deep , probably bragging much afterwards , ended agree maintain bragging rights promoted good job promoted job can't fired. real problem companies.
til screensavers designed save screens burn never displaying static image
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. til anti-vaxers trying save economy. .. surprising revelation look little johnny , city needs new library. can't afford let live. kids.
til classic pc game" baldur's gate" developed , alongside engine , 18 months team 60 people never worked video game before.
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity. meanwhile , i'm starting think selling kidney i'm broke .. funny say recently research organ markets. illegal sell organs you. s. , despite economically efficient solution organ shortage. good alternative would make motorcycles dirt cheap.
til judd apatow watched movie" true romance" idea floyd , beloved stoner character played brad pitt , finally leaving apartment getting chased bad guys. idea ended becoming" pineapple express" .
til george washington massive chain strung across hudson river order keep british sailing upriver. link weighed 100 + pounds.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " he's like actor take every script he's given yet remains highly respected still offered great roles. nic cage started ( he's oscar winner ) destroyed career. feel like samuel l. jackson whatever fuck movie feels like , amazing terrible. respect that.
til queen band world every member written least 3 number ones , meaning whole band songwriter's hall fame
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. liberty dies thunderous applause
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. oh , sorry , thought america
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. milk tried daughter's school absolutely packed sugar. almost sweet ice cream. low fat. would better full fat sugar. americans add sugar regular milk? know already fairly high sugar
til actor martin sheen arrested total 66 times protesting acts civil disobedience - recently 2007 trespassing nevada nuclear test facility. illusive man strikes martin sheen great pick character.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. hell * * can't remember solution tasks three years.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" kinda want one now. would love sample beer like back then. like everything else ancient history , probably 100 times shittier used
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. dwight right. need new plague! !!
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging fishwife hanged murdering illegitimate infant shortly birth. long long ago , especially evidenced roman empire , infanticide often even considered crime baby six months old. guess lived wrong era. [URL]
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. something something getting nailed seamen loose hips sink ships. would still stick with" loose lips" , different set. seaman guzzler! report! seaman staines? !? ! anybody!
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged league ~ ~ light ~ ~ little 5.5 km. 20,00 would 110,00 km. earth measures 12,750 km across equator. go 20,00 leagues deep , would end 17.6 thousand leagues space. according wikipedia verne used paris league 4km , 80 00km total.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. would raw eggs make voice rough? raw eggs would line throat could gargling harsh sounds without damaging vocal chords hurting throat. it'd like thick milkshake attempting extreme metal vocals. mean , i'd probably rather milkshake. healthy metal vocals. vegan black metal , kvlt right now.
til nazis cleared minefields chasing captured civilians across , detonating explosives. everything hear nazi folks leads believe the" baddies" .
til japanese kamikaze pilots allowed return find suitable target. one pilot shot ninth return.
til first simpsons treehouse horror , marge warns parents content episode advising put children bed. warning put sincere effort warn young viewers , producers felt somewhat scary.
til roman mile defined 1,00 paces. armies would leave mile markers every 1,00 steps marched ; result , well-fed armies marching fast pace marked longer miles.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance army get promoted based fast run two miles. buddy mine great leadership capabilities got passed guy eats crayons run.
til kyoto , former capital japan , means" capital city" tokyo means" eastern capital" voted hard burned temple
til british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old. oh shit even plausible conspiracy theories bs time. coincidences happen lot. coincidences wow mom
til 1950 , myxoma virus ( type pox virus ) deliberately released rabbit population australia means population control , causing death 500 million rabbits
til actors played brother sister on" dexter" began dating , fell love , got engaged , got married , got divorced , continuing play brother sister tv. there's something actress. kinda hot , sometimes , kinda strange looking.
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con person attacked another congoer , adrianne stepped up. congoer? one congo? think related con. specifically congo-con person cosplaying amy. congogoer gogo congo con? gogocongogoer?
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. * 1905 , companies merged become nestl anglo-swiss condensed milk company , retaining name 1947. * good decision shorten nestl. dunno , think shortened anglo-swiss condensed milk company. roles tongue , know. anglo milk
chiefs qb elvis grbac selected people's" sexiest athlete alive" 1998 accident. rather offend grbac , magazine ran
til carrie fisher got copy star wars holiday special george lucas ( exchange recording dvd commentary star wars ) showed parties ' mainly end night want people leave. '
til california gold rush , distinct lack women san fransisco caused gay culture flourish. men would often pay for" female impersonators" prostitutes.
til name hotmail chosen contains html , originally styled hotmail. growing think html abbreviation hotmail , guess worked.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " [ removed ] want sad_face want smile mean .. wish could get along like used middle school .. wish could bake cake filled rainbows smiles everyone would eat happy ..
til that" kiln" originally pronounced silent" n. " linguists believe written descriptions kilns reached people never heard ; assumed the" n" pronounced , mispronunciation took over.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. worried purity drugs? visit nearest police station illegal drugs tested - free charge!
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time
til gary webb , reporter san jose mercury news first broke story cia involvement cocaine trade , found dead with" two gunshot wounds head. " death , 2004 , ruled considering ended aids likely came blood transfusion , idk look either fek looks like poorly executed attempt cover fact got aids extra-conjugal homosexual intercourse. done past , fact distinct possibility. vagina aids , gay aids almost impossible man contract hiv vaginal intercourse.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. months sea probably care ship's integrity compromised ..
til : abercrombie & fitch used sell outdoor goods camping gear guns , main store shooting range.
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. i'd rather face service roll anyway follow me. nicki minaj often like pizza chinese buffet. see , respect , i'm feeling moment. saying want stick dick chinese buffet? saying don't? i'm sure buffet handle bring table
til man arrested warrant 2016 returning copy movie freddy got fingered. tom green agreed pay fines outrageous sum
til credit card" chip" technology ( aka emv ) rolled us almost 25 years old damn. they'll probably phase europe soon far know already begun talking that. sure replacing nfc. denmark new cards contact-less. use pin purchases 30 $. brit seems strange me. uk card machines accept pin amount , contactless works payments 30.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. thought * fruit * would cure cancer.
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. went become one evil morally deprived corporations existence ..
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. * soup meal.
til russia's economy ( $ 1.3 ) 69 % size italy's economy ( $ 1.9 ). climate russia challenge agriculture , whereas italy perfect climate [ spaghetti trees ] ( [URL] ). yeah , russia lower gdp canada 4 times population. countries similar climate , must reasons , russia's gdp would 4 times canada's is.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death die beating grizzly fistfight still considered a" fist fight" bear fists? think hand paw combat fits better. edit : get brawl ninja turtle animal cruelty assault? true. guess said fighting grizzly unarmed combat
til that" video killed radio star" best selling record australia 27 years.
til brendan fraser pays $ 900,00 year alimony ex-wife afton smith. got separated 2008 ..
til sitting bull touring buffalo bill's wild west show , impressed annie oakley's shooting abilities charmed character gave name" little sure shot" symbolically adopted daughter. sounds suspiciously like something a" wild west show" promoter would come with. welcome like 85 percent us history " greatest country world" . founded genocide slavery. yup , checks out. countries participated genocide. difficult name country history participated genocide one way another.
til russia's economy ( $ 1.3 ) 69 % size italy's economy ( $ 1.9 ).
til anne heche drove desert , hiked stranger's house , took shower , announced local sherrifs god going take everyone back heaven spaceship
til nikola tesla able integral calculus head , leading teachers believe cheating. integrate derive e ^ x head. understand joke sad_face e ^ x derived e ^ x , e ^ x integrated e ^ x lose 1 mark forgetting constant integration. int ( exp ( x ) ) = exp ( x ) + c
til nazis cleared minefields chasing captured civilians across , detonating explosives.
til mtv's" clone high" cartoon cancelled people india conducted massive hunger strike googling maxim article depicting gandhi , coming across cartoon , featured gandhi character.
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches wait cockroaches bite? ?? worry , sleeping inside mouth. inside ear
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging i've heard" ~ ~ hung ~ ~ hanged neck dead" many times never thought anything it. cool. cool cool cool. edit : til correct time say hanged referring killing person
til since speak much english , first english speaking role , antonio banderas learn lines phonetically
til australian prime minister named harold holt served 1966 1967. one day , office , went swim disappeared without trace.
til coelacanths thought extinct since cretaceous period , yet discovered alive 1938
blizzard taking action players spam hero voice lines overwatch
lewandowski best topscorer poland history
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " he's like actor take every script he's given yet remains highly respected still offered great roles. nic cage started ( he's oscar winner ) destroyed career.
til people used think kidneys governed one's conscience , several bible verses say god inspects kidneys dead. jewish tradition holds one kidney counsels good , evil.
til : nixon sent champagne note saying" justice ultimately prevails" mark felt pardoned reagan. 30 years later , revealed mark felt was" deep throat" helped bring watergate cover-up light.
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero. rip. passed away yesterday.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank knocking power , messing hermit crabs throwing rocks. otto sounds like hellraiser.
til orthodox jews prohibited walking past motion sensor turn light sabbath.
til 2007 , new parking garage germany ended two parking bays peculiar shape required complicated parking maneuver order park there. officials declared men's parking spaces discourage unskilled drivers attempting maneuver.
til hydrogen peroxide , commonly used treat wounds , cause scarring inhibit wound healing.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes method acting. helicopters middle earth. really got character. lot work die 1st movie trilogy. watch extended. watching brormir faramir actually act together amazing makes miss boromir instead despising trying take ring can't hate boromir wanting take ring .. ring evil , manipulative little shit
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time * know of. yea , like half animals ocean specific breeding grounds. right , necessarily mean they're capable communicating location distance breeding grounds members species - something ants , bees , ravens humans do.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes method acting. helicopters middle earth. really got character. lot work die 1st movie trilogy. watch extended. watching brormir faramir actually act together amazing makes miss boromir instead despising trying take ring can't hate boromir wanting take ring .. ring evil , manipulative little shit
til death steve irwin , speculated series revenge killings , least ten stingrays found dead mutilated coast queensland that's literally last thing would wanted .. real , likely drunken certainly foolish people spat face legacy everything stood for.
til 2002 fake sequel harry potter appeared china title" harry potter bao zuolong. " book consists text jrr tolkien's hobbit names changed harry potter characters. similar case 2009 book called" dan brown's lost symbol" published ( actual" lost symbol" ) just" picture dorian gray" names changed dan brown characters. hey , least stealing quality literature. right back go publish next game throne sequel china switching names quixote characters.
til italy installation bidet bathroom mandatory since 1975
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. yeah , kids fine. teenagers hand .. i'm worried. two teenage girls calm collected think critically. however , 7 - year-old son showing signs think critically , care to. he's gonna expensive.
til wasabi vapour effect similar smelling salts , property exploited create smoke alarms deaf.
til 19th early 20th century roughly 1/3 rd norway's populations immigrated united states.
til historians believe fate christianity hinged battle tours arab invasion force defeated frankish force present-day france , preventing spread islam western europe preserving christianity religion europe.
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con really got role , good her! dunno , really catwoman play sexually-charged game basketball children watching? loop one , what's context? edit : oh god
til chrysler built 55 turbine-powered cars 1963-1964. could run fuel could burn oxygen , including perfume tequila , produced 130 horsepower. nine still exist.
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. * 1905 , companies merged become nestl anglo-swiss condensed milk company , retaining name 1947. * good decision shorten nestl. dunno , think shortened anglo-swiss condensed milk company. roles tongue , know. anglo milk
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. thought * fruit * would cure cancer. dads buddy swears ' cancer eats sugar ' diet slowly consumes .. sad_face
til historians believe fate christianity hinged battle tours arab invasion force defeated frankish force present-day france , preventing spread islam western europe preserving christianity religion europe.
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league calling - bayern stumble group stages champions league get third , fall europa league , we'll make annual trip allianz round 32.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death die beating grizzly fistfight still considered a" fist fight" bear fists? think hand paw combat fits better. edit : get brawl ninja turtle animal cruelty assault? true. guess said fighting grizzly unarmed combat
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes method acting. helicopters middle earth. really got character. lot work die 1st movie trilogy. watch extended. watching brormir faramir actually act together amazing makes miss boromir instead despising trying take ring
til wilmer valderrama purchased vista cruiser used on" ' 70s show" $ 500 series ended. thanks fez longer say" son bitch" without accent.
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. actually makes lot meaningful. hare nap job everyone would die anyways? guess story pointlessness achievement face unavoidable death? reading employ animals form part critical communications infrastructure simply speed / reliability / fault-tolerance / integrity properties modern built environment needs.
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero. rip. passed away yesterday.
til sir isaac newton , master royal mint , personally went undercover bars taverns root rampant counterfeiting , high treason ( punishable hanged , drawn quartered ). successfully prosecuted 28
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us it? i've living whole life i've never heard anyone say it. unless say english accent mean , people often talk semen typical conversations , definitely is. probably differs region region. i'm southern california
til three gorges dam china massive slowed rotation earth 60 nanoseconds nothing like 320 nanoseconds changed op's mom came world. actual photo [ born ] ( [URL] )
til final explosion krakatoa measured 310 db , loud enough heard perfectly clearly 3,100 miles away.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " [ removed ] use 2nd keep rest. fucks someone gun? edit : rest amendments. civil rest. people tanks bombs missiles drones? gun nuts think government views glock kind threat?
til recent educational experiment suggested reading" boy cried wolf" increased children's likelihood lying. hand , reading book george washington cherry tree decreased likelihood dramatically.
til first barcode scanned pack juicy fruit troy , ohio june 26 , 1974. pack gum receipt display smithsonian institute.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. everything ive ever heard dolphins ' sexuality deeply disturbing. animal who's sex life freaks more. like seriously dolphins stahpp ever read penguins , then. ducks.
til - wwi , king albert belgium personally led defense germans , queen served nurse , son enlisted infanty.
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. [ removed ]
til british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old. feel like i'm taking crazy pills. op , coin showing front back. person verifying authenticity display front back plastic protective container? saw coin? like separating oreo cookie? oh , haha , no. held place [ plastic container called a" slab" ] ( [URL] ) coin collecting community. ok. i'm going od crazy pills here. slab holds coin. front ( heads ) separated back ( tails )? shown slab. two separate coins , sawn two? looks like op's picture edited show sides label without full slab. thanks.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. worried purity drugs? visit nearest police station illegal drugs tested - free charge! i'm pick free boat could boat , could * * * mystery box * * *.
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold according zillow , house valued $ 243,00. yep that's sort miracle renovation guess. maybe donation value? sold majorly-distressed way 2004 $ 15k.
til credit card" chip" technology ( aka emv ) rolled us almost 25 years old
til single helmet air force's new f - 35 fighter costs $ 400,00
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend.
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. duff used drink gallon vodka per day. ' cut back ' 10 bottles wine day. pancreas swelled size rugby ball told continued drinking would die soon. he's picture health ever earth possible? died? human body lot stronger one may think. drink 20 beers day ive never felt better! * explosive diarrhea intensifies *
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches wait cockroaches bite? ?? worry , sleeping inside mouth. inside ear
til sitting bull touring buffalo bill's wild west show , impressed annie oakley's shooting abilities charmed character gave name" little sure shot" symbolically adopted daughter.
til 19th early 20th century roughly 1/3 rd norway's populations immigrated united states.
til walk disturbance ( person worried walk may lose balance ) may appear social anxiety , especially passing group people.
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time * know of. yea , like half animals ocean specific breeding grounds. right , necessarily mean they're capable communicating location distance breeding grounds members species - something ants , bees , ravens humans do. dolphins?
til ravens , bees , ants humans animals capable linguistic displacement - ability communicate objects events distant space time right , necessarily mean they're capable communicating location distance breeding grounds members species - something ants , bees , ravens humans do. dolphins? whales matter. octopus friend avocado?
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. fault [ removed ]
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. oh , poor eel! " what's .. .. oh! oh , god .. no! ah , fuck! no! again! goddammit! " [ relevant nsfw video ] ( [URL] )
til directing jurassic park , spielberg saw cgi t. rex , said stop motion animator phil tippett ," job ," tippett replied ," mean extinct? ". spielberg later incorporated dialogue here's example [ go motion ] ( [URL] ) rex tippet experimenting movie : [URL] decision use cgi. looked better expected. still made right call though. cgi jurassic park still realistic looking film despite 25 years old. groundbreaking 6 year old released blew mind mad dinosaurs ( jeff goldblum ) ever since.
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. wow amazing work dairy lobby dairy industry done impressive things years. food pyramid designed specifically encourage milk cheese consumption help struggling dairy farmers.
til 1983 , caddies masters tournament black. due clubs tradition.
til bridget loves bernie , highest rated tv show ever canceled one season. cbs show creators forced cancel show receiving death threats jews , angered show featured catholic marrying jew.
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters. work? wouldnt point overrun? compared many countries far less stray animals germany. apart cats , usually never know whether stray animals running around , never seen wild dog , escaped ones village that's thinking right now. sure * ever * seen stray dog germany.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand"
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us well , there's sodium dasani , could little salty.
til korean dmz accidentally created one world's well-preserved nature reserves
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. * soup meal. depends soup. pho soup meal. mostly non-soup parts.
til 3 banana companies overthrew government honduras. wonder kind republic kind company that. important question , kind clothing would sell you?
til richard lawrence , 1835 attempted assassinate president andrew jackson funeral using two pistols shot point blank. misfired , president severely beat cane , wrestled submission davy crockett.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis.
til kyoto , former capital japan , means" capital city" tokyo means" eastern capital" there's great [ documentary ] ( [URL] ) goes naming convention japan came , really interesting stuff.
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con person attacked another congoer , adrianne stepped up. congoer? one congo? think related con. specifically congo-con person cosplaying amy. congogoer gogo congo con? gogocongogoer?
til penn jillette penn teller painted finger nails red joke response mother telling get manicure people would looking hands , always keeps one finger nail painted red memory mother. read jillette's book god , no! , parts family life really compelling , eg. late parents , led seeing sister die old age younger age. he's quite complicated person. edit guy slightly older sister think might fuck much mom dying , mean kind expect see parents die seeing sibling die nowhere close must painful sister died 18 7. shit fucks life.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. job's belief alternative medicine surprising. one point fruitarian believed fruitarians bo , bathe. iirc ashton kutcher tried replicate diet stop due development pancreatic issues.
til last words serial killer peter krten were" tell .. head chopped , still able hear , least moment , sound blood gushing stump neck? would pleasure end pleasures. " jesus fuck. make mistake reading wiki article guy. fucking hell. i'm sure i've read depraved person before.
til america's first female mayor elected 1887. group men nominated joke , 60 percent vote. much 2010 ' money? [ $ 24.80 ] ( [URL] ) somehow 24.80 seems insulting dollar. dollar clearly insult 24 bucks change calculated accurate representation feel did. town mayor fined 1 buck ( country's currency ). never got promotion that. thought funny teacher explained ammount show , important thing fined. promotes mayor laughing loud. given job , elected
til vladimir great russia confronted choice converting russia christianity islam. eventually chose christianity , islamic teaching alcohol , saying ," drinking joy rus '. cannot exist without pleasure. "
til paul revere actually shouted" regulars coming out" , not" british coming" , since massachusetts colonists still considered british citizens time.
til first barcode scanned pack juicy fruit troy , ohio june 26 , 1974. pack gum receipt display smithsonian institute.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years.
til wil wheaton suffers generalized anxiety disorder chronic depression. supports mental health nonprofit organizations raising awareness conditions.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. i'm going go swimming ocean right ( ) i'm going seafood store. live eels? focused dolphin penis nature showing us slime eels great jerking off? [URL]
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes method acting. helicopters middle earth. really got character. lot work die 1st movie trilogy. people love kill sean bean .. like , thing.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. people right actually asking government take away more. " let spy. i've got nothing hide" * sigh *
til 1986 , beer drinking goat elected mayor small town texas , usa
til walk disturbance ( person worried walk may lose balance ) may appear social anxiety , especially passing group people.
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging i've heard" ~ ~ hung ~ ~ hanged neck dead" many times never thought anything it. cool. cool cool cool. edit : til correct time say hanged referring killing person
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. never liked seinfeld younger. maybe appreciate older. possibly. think may hard time identifying b / c lot conflict lost b / c technology. imagine living world w / cell phones.
til hitler nazi officials outlawed animal cruelty including boiling live lobsters.
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold [ google street view house blurred out. ] ( [URL] )
til yreka , california , bakery operated 100 years called yreka bakery , formed palindrome. business closed gallery opened spot , named yrella gallery would also form palindrome. state motto california [ eureka! ] ( [URL] ) worth noting , yreka pronounced. wy-ree-kah. yreka shasta name mt. shasta. means north mountain.
til king ludwig mad built many weird impractical castles bavaria later inspired fairy tale castles walt disney parks.
til programmers atari late 70s went ceo company asking royalties names included boxes , turned went formed company - - activision
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. wow amazing work dairy lobby dairy industry done impressive things years. food pyramid designed specifically encourage milk cheese consumption help struggling dairy farmers.
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " he's like actor take every script he's given yet remains highly respected still offered great roles. nic cage started ( he's oscar winner ) destroyed career.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. reminded ted talk one shooter's mother did. however , page crashing now. , reddit thread that? ted tedx? what's difference? ted the" real deal. " tedx brand people use notable quality control issues gets speak.
til east st. louis higher murder rate honduras , country highest murder rate world
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. hell * * can't remember solution tasks three years. barely remember password internet webpages. google ask want remember password wait see password entered right one. legitimately changed password twice one day i'm bad remembering them. i'm 63 character password ibetitsjustastringofwordssothatitseasytorememberorsomenonsense.
til ohio issues" scarlet letter plates" people given limited driving privileges convicted dui. realize states dui plates. also heroin plates ohio , they're light blue say" kentucky" top.
til post-debacle interview caught lip syncing shows , one members milli vanilli defended saying ," [ milli vanilli ] working mcdonald's. would done? "
til near-extinction bison hunting 1800s gain food , restrict american indians ' dominant food supply ; herds shot trains left rot died
til people grow cities twice likely develop schizophrenia , even controlling drug use ethnicity.
til carl sagan wanted include" comes sun" message aliens , record company scared extraterrestrial copyright infringement.
til dave chappelle offered role bubba forrest gump turned thought movie would unsuccessful.
til wilmer valderrama purchased vista cruiser used on" ' 70s show" $ 500 series ended. thanks fez longer say" son bitch" without accent.
til rms olympic , sister ship titanic , rammed u-boat sunk , making merchant ship world war sunk enemy vessel.
til chicken nugget invented cornell university food science professor , published results academically instead patenting them.
til dave grohl know read sheet music writes music ear.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. til $ 14 million budget , major hollywood actors , major hollywood filmmaker , film company owned comcast , qualify independent filmmaking. edit. great. top comment snide remark. rip previous also think sp came gay cowboy idea. also recall pudding eating. guess know lingo then.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" really fucking picture , ops fault come reddit find advert. want bars wall [ think it? ] ( [URL] )
til george washington wooden teeth , set real teeth slaves
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. dolphin without hands?
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. raccoon hacked bank america account transferred money checking offshore account cayman islands. raccoon stole 20 dollars?
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " surreal would see ai inside simulation begin talk simulation?
til 20th president james a. garfield ambidextrous versed greek latin. would sometimes entertain friends ask questions writing answers simultaneously latin greek using hands.
til astronaut sunita williams first person run marathon space , finishing 4 hours 24 minutes treadmill aboard international space station.
til chrysler built 55 turbine-powered cars 1963-1964. could run fuel could burn oxygen , including perfume tequila , produced 130 horsepower. nine still exist. jay leno one , shouldnt much surprise anybody loves cars. [URL] i'm told there's one unassuming warehouse know terre haute , indiana small car collection. told still ran 10 years ago , idles smoothly balance nickel edge air intake. never saw i've terre haute , offense town believe anything interesting there.
til ancient greek philosopher jumped active volcano prove immortal god
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. yeh , maybe. he's filthy rich bullies basically scumbag losers. yeh. nice think , there's good chance bullies also successful ( obviously comparison average person , elon ). true. several bullies school pretty successful ( least i've heard ) best people i've known terrible things happen like getting cancer. karma real. success great form revenge nonetheless. well we're talking buddhism karma affect bullies ' reincarnation exist , impair current existence iirc
til australia conducted biological warfare invasive rabbit population , reducing population 600 million 100 million.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested.
til ford actually base decision ford pinto estimated legal costs lawsuits. myth given new life fight club.
til honey bees ejaculate forcefully penises explode. kills honey bee.
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. say find job love , never work day life. little tougher happen love smoking drinking whiskey , done.
til clippy unpopular time , part windows xp's marketing making people aware could disable him.
til world premiere blazing saddles took place drive-in theater burbank , ca 200 guests watched film horseback.
til france illegal deny holocaust happened.
til hydrogen peroxide , commonly used treat wounds , cause scarring inhibit wound healing.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance holy shit , exactly came say. nuke too? implications comment massively scary. mean , many people would willingly stay sub deep underwater cramp / pressurized tube breathing recycled air.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. evaded secret service managed make whitehouse grounds whilst underwear. someone shat brick night. either none whitehouse security team balls man handle russian premier back indoors , yeltsin drunk af embarrassing russia problem , choke holding head state diplomatic incident would also diplomatic incident , though , someone managed harm yeltsin state , part result sufficient protection around time.
til original baby ruth candy company claimed bar named babe ruth could avoid paying royalties. later shut rival candy bar actually approved ruth use name grounds names similar.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. always wonder adult show came would liked it. love curb can't get seinfeld? ! i'm opposite , grew seinfeld still happily rewatch could never get curb. curb makes cringe hard , press stop walk away episode. still like show odd reason try watch cringing larry's inability understand social norms kills me.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. one eyy .. guy fucks horses ever hear anything ginger boots fucking ostritch?
til infinity sign also called the" lemniscate"
til later years , sir isaac newton appointed largely symbolic ( paid ) position royal mint. took job seriously successfully prosecuted many counterfeiters high treason. convicted hanged , drawn quartered
til founding fathers officially stated treaty tripoli that" government united states america , sense , founded christian religion" .
til vladimir great russia confronted choice converting russia christianity islam. eventually chose christianity , islamic teaching alcohol , saying ," drinking joy rus '. cannot exist without pleasure. "
til : today's average teenagers know vastly milky way galaxies professional astronomers 100 years ago.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets.
til pigs although true carnivores , competent predators kill eat helpless humans unable escape
til anyone sworn statewide county office judgeship kentucky must declare oath participated , acted second otherwise assisted duel.
til 1973 , cia launched covert operation overthrew chile's longstanding democratic government replaced military dictatorship rife human rights violations.
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. trouble believing would good customer facing employee .. especially service role. i'd rather face service roll anyway follow me. nicki minaj often like pizza chinese buffet. see , respect , i'm feeling moment.
til hitler nazi officials outlawed animal cruelty including boiling live lobsters.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen woosh sploosh ^ * * spunk * * i'm thirsty. mouth?
britain leaving eu europe
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. til $ 14 million budget , major hollywood actors , major hollywood filmmaker , film company owned comcast , qualify independent filmmaking. edit. great. top comment snide remark. rip previous also think sp came gay cowboy idea. also recall pudding eating. guess know lingo then. eat poopoo
til soldiers you. s. military psychological warfare department ( psyops ) used loudspeakers tempt enemy fighters afghanistan battles win calling , lady men cowardly dogs.
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone.
til giant panda chi chi sexually attracted humans refused attempts mating giant pandas. instead made full sexual self-presentation zookeepers.
til british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old. " british pound" kinda sounds like sex move.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. reminds kazakhstan girl shooting competition played borat spoof anthem. link : [URL] australian sporting event competition i'd totally humorous alternative national anthem. mean think several contenders but" under" men work would least / appropriate think.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. i'm going go swimming ocean right ( ) i'm going seafood store. live eels? focused dolphin penis nature showing us slime eels great jerking off? [URL]
til though thomas kinkade designed paintings , widely sold prints produced semi-industrial process prints factory produced manually touched low-level apprentices embellished prefabricated base.
til greek god fertility , never ending boner sacrificial animal ass. name gave rise medical term priapism - - prolonged erection
til oprah born single mother , wore potato sacks clothes , molested family , gave birth stillborn child 14 like not. still gotta respect her. like oprah? raise hand here. consistently given platform pseudoscience hucksters , pressed , shrugs saying something along lines trying inform people dr. oz legitimate doctor saved peoples lives. goddamn snake oil salesman. know entirely oprah fault , enabled supported it. think kind shitty that.
til yreka , california , bakery operated 100 years called yreka bakery , formed palindrome. business closed gallery opened spot , named yrella gallery would also form palindrome. cool see hometown reddit! glad know forgotten smirk_face
til of" gish gallop" , fallacious debate tactic drowning opponent flood individually-weak arguments , opponent cannot possibly answer every falsehood real time. named after" duane gish" , prominent member creationist
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. actually makes lot meaningful. hare nap job everyone would die anyways? guess story pointlessness achievement face unavoidable death?
til actor martin sheen arrested total 66 times protesting acts civil disobedience - recently 2007 trespassing nevada nuclear test facility. illusive man strikes
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. actual source wiki link book ' silk roads ' peter frankopan. ever read" years rice salt" kim stanley robinson? fiction , would've happened black death killed 90 % europe instead 50 %. good read.
til review of" lulu" , collaboration metallica lou reed , chuck klosterman wrote :" red hot chili peppers acoustically covered 12 worst primus songs starbucks , would still ( slightly
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death die beating grizzly fistfight still considered a" fist fight" bear fists? think hand paw combat fits better. edit : get brawl ninja turtle animal cruelty assault?
til da vinci devoted vegetarian , nearly-unheard practice time. love animals would often purchase caged birds release them.
til british supermarket chain iceland eu-wide trademark name , take legal action icelandic companies use it. icelandic government applied trademark invalidated , far without success.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " gene hackman asked starred superman said" give 2 million reasons why" particularly great reasons , taken together , become impossible refuse. wait minute , superman good though! ! f..! !! ?? superman iv however i've never heard this" superman iv" .. low budget movie terrible plot bad acting? / almost sarcasm try pretend idea never came like idea nicholas cage considered superman role.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance performance navy though? recently collided boats? not. promoted!
til 80s hair band winger trace massive mid - 90s downfall popularity mocked relentlessly on" beavis butt-head" subsequent mike judge projects
til day crew battleship uss texas intentionally flooded torpedo tube order cause 2 degree list , giving main guns enough extra elevation boost range & hit target mainland. wwii-era russian tanks often said happiest tanks world? barely gun depression laughing_face [ meanwhile america ] ( [URL] ) ( i'm like 50 % sure go little lower )
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. oh fucking * god * , poor guy. blame slightest. [ song ones wondering ] ( [URL] ) mexican , ofensive migth think. great song truly represents culture. like choose [ frijolero ] ( [URL] ) [ el sonidito ] ( [URL] )
til two time medal honor recipient major general smedley butler wrote :" spent time high class muscle man big business , wall street bankers. short , racketeer , gangster capitalism.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league traditions broken. sunderland go , arsenal fail make top 4. leicester broke football spurs arsenal , too. wenger beating mourinho
til nobody owners really know owns ikea. parts owned multiple shell corporations , many stores technically owned non-profit charitable organization thus pay taxes income.
til 1950 ' , marines accidentally ordered hundreds crates tootsie rolls instead mortar rounds.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. yep , umbrella policy. one added mine. $ 1 million covers pretty much anything around $ 300 / year. whats funny teenager moves it'll drop $ 120 / year! homeowner without kids : umbrella f-ing cheap stupid it. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me.
til possibility of" hypertumors" , cancer tumor gets big gets cancer
til 2002 fake sequel harry potter appeared china title" harry potter bao zuolong. " book consists text jrr tolkien's hobbit names changed harry potter characters. similar case 2009 book called" dan brown's lost symbol" published ( actual" lost symbol" ) just" picture dorian gray" names changed dan brown characters. hey , least stealing quality literature.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " he's like actor take every script he's given yet remains highly respected still offered great roles. nic cage started ( he's oscar winner ) destroyed career. nic cage already peaked con air face / off. cannot top performances matter are. also lord war
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con really got role , good her! dunno , really catwoman play sexually-charged game basketball children watching? loop one , what's context? edit : oh god [ apologize put through. ] ( [URL] )
til gino bartali - champion italian cyclist. wwii , cycled italy carrying messages italian resistance. even smuggled jews wagon secret compartment telling people part training.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. job's belief alternative medicine surprising. one point fruitarian believed fruitarians bo , bathe. fruitarian thing ten days back see like. euphoric time , horrible bo. edit : wow , protip ladies gentleman : want draw world's nutritional experts onto reddit , make comment euphoric? side effect fruit diet? got details?
til cops died illness linked 9/11 perished day
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. everyone freaking : seal extinct.
storyline chronological order ridley scott's alien prequels goes" prometheus , awakening , covenant" . awakening screenplay already written along elizabeth shaw david 8 featured it.
til ravens observed calling wolves site dead animals open carcass leave scraps accessible them.
til nobody owners really know owns ikea. parts owned multiple shell corporations , many stores technically owned non-profit charitable organization thus pay taxes income.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. " boris yeltsin first words you. s. president clinton upon meeting 1995 , think o. j. it? " guy like relaxed uncle. relaxed drank fifth vodka every day like old russian proverb :" everything's okay enough vodka"
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. fuck? took words right mouth. can't think many situations parents guilty children's actions , certainly one them.
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. oh , sorry , thought america gawl , sharon! love suddenly like season 8 randy became best character. favorite south park trivia trey parker dad named randy geologist ..
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. actually worked called alternative medicine. would called medicine.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. something something getting nailed seamen
til writing staff futurama held 3 ph. d. , seven master's degrees , cumulatively 50 years harvard university. series writer patric m. verrone stated ," easily overeducated cartoon writers history"
til greek mythology zeus thought earth overpopulated trojan war instigated depopulate earth.
til every part dandelion edible. leaves buds eaten greens , flowers made wine , roots roasted ground make" coffee. "
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind. space race byproduct developing icbms .. spacex merely clever front future top time post / r / prorevenge .. " bully school? i'll strand mars prison" .
til japanese kamikaze pilots allowed return find suitable target. one pilot shot ninth return.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " gene hackman asked starred superman said" give 2 million reasons why" particularly great reasons , taken together , become impossible refuse. wait minute , superman good though! ! f..! !! ?? superman iv however i've never heard this" superman iv" .. low budget movie terrible plot bad acting? / almost sarcasm try pretend idea never came like idea nicholas cage considered superman role.
.." , guitarist angus young said" need play [ album ] backwards , never hid [ messages ]. we'd call album highway hell , right front them. " favorite angus quote :" people saying acdc released album 8 times. say them? "" that's bullshit! we've released album 9 times" enjoy quote gets repeated ever increasing numbers switched .. ya , original quote was" people saying ac / dc released album 9 times , say them? " that's bullshit released album 10 times" laughing loud. google quote .. > i'm sick tired people saying put 11 albums sound exactly same. fact , we've put 12 albums sound exactly same. i'm sorry , [ here's actually video clip saying ] ( [URL] )
til later years , sir isaac newton appointed largely symbolic ( paid ) position royal mint. took job seriously successfully prosecuted many counterfeiters high treason. convicted hanged , drawn quartered
til since speak much english , first english speaking role , antonio banderas learn lines phonetically
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. reminded ted talk one shooter's mother did. however , page crashing now. , reddit thread that? ted tedx? what's difference?
til since humans became aware mortality roughly 150,00 years ago , developed one mechanism dealing existential anxiety accompanies : denial.
til gowanus canal brooklyn , nyc polluted unidentifiable new forms microbiological life arisen sludge
manchester united equalled record draws single premier league season
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. sound like shill big children.
til emperor caracalla visited alexandria , greeted satires insults. responded massacring city's citizens pillaging afterwards.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. think agree. show george. except one time kramer l. a. worst episodes. bad great like rest series. except somehow still way better finale.
til - coca cola launched dasani water uk slogan ' bottled spunk ' & ' can't live without spunk ' ; oblivious uk spunks means semen.
til daily planet , lois lane clark kent ( superman ) work owned bruce wayne ( batman )
til yreka , california , bakery operated 100 years called yreka bakery , formed palindrome. business closed gallery opened spot , named yrella gallery would also form palindrome. state motto california [ eureka! ] ( [URL] ) worth noting , yreka pronounced. wy-ree-kah.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. fuck? took words right mouth. can't think many situations parents guilty children's actions , certainly one them.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. can't wait see give mass shooting vegas. think politicians media going try forget shooting ever happened soon possible , given shooter older rich white male gun collector. [ removed ]
til france illegal deny holocaust happened.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. can't wait see give mass shooting vegas. think politicians media going try forget shooting ever happened soon possible , given shooter older rich white male gun collector. [ removed ]
til darth vader father luke skywalker real name anakin skywalker
til australian funnel web spiders accidentally toxic given fact venom appears fairly harmless many animals except primates primates native australia.
til common" save" icon depiction obsolete external writable storage device called floppy disk.
til 2007 , new parking garage germany ended two parking bays peculiar shape required complicated parking maneuver order park there. officials declared men's parking spaces discourage unskilled drivers attempting maneuver.
til ohio issues" scarlet letter plates" people given limited driving privileges convicted dui. realize states dui plates. also heroin plates ohio , they're light blue say" kentucky" top.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. " boris yeltsin first words you. s. president clinton upon meeting 1995 , think o. j. it? " guy like relaxed uncle. relaxed drank fifth vodka every day sorry fifth? american always wondered. google maybe people know too. edit : thanks everyone , know international standard alcohol volumes ever thought would. fifth gallon. 750 ml bottle. tend drink america. guys use liters , 750 ml bottle tend drink well.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. worried purity drugs? visit nearest police station illegal drugs tested - free charge!
til jeffrey dahmer inspired emperor return jedi. wanted build a" temple" victims ' skulls could sit absorb a" spiritural force power"
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. nothing .. mormons baptize die! baptize people listed phone book. grandmother use baptize neighborhood kids / babies kitchen sink watching summer. catholic want babies going purgatory / hell.
til one two kellogg brothers obsessed preventing masturbation originally invented corn flakes reduce children.
til rms olympic , sister ship titanic , rammed u-boat sunk , making merchant ship world war sunk enemy vessel.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. i'm uncomfortable , cant really explain ..
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. father 4 , 1 16 year old girl ; confirm kids best hit teens , blow half shared data plan 8 days think know every fucking thing. edit : data
til credit card" chip" technology ( aka emv ) rolled us almost 25 years old
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes " * reason , parts play , like boromir ned stark , life online long afterwards. keep seeing - call - memes? " * - sean bean he's us.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. think got idea movie? ? 93.6 % hollywood films inspired eric cartman. study done yale , can't seem find link however .. eat pudding movie?
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league traditions broken. sunderland go , arsenal fail make top 4. leicester broke football spurs arsenal , too. wenger beating mourinho
til henry vii someone who's job wipe bottom him. called ' grooms stool ' henry vii 4 reign , knighted!
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " he's like actor take every script he's given yet remains highly respected still offered great roles. nic cage started ( he's oscar winner ) destroyed career. nic cage already peaked con air face / off. cannot top performances matter are. also lord war
since 200 , pittsburgh steelers 27-9 record versus cincinnati bengals , making one most" one-sided rivalries" professional sports.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. barely remember password internet webpages. google ask want remember password wait see password entered right one. legitimately changed password twice one day i'm bad remembering them. i'm 63 character password ibetitsjustastringofwordssothatitseasytorememberorsomenonsense. nope. take phrase. > jack jill went hill , jack tripped jill. resulted lawsuit. becomes jajwuth 42ofjtbtbj98trial! #
til former newspaper editor sun , kelvin mackenzie , published story alleging elton john voiceboxes guard dogs removed. proven wrong reporter went round check dogs barked him.
til 1959 , you. s. postal service successfully shipped mail using cruise missile , delivering cargo new jersey florida 22 minutes
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. hell * * can't remember solution tasks three years. barely remember password internet webpages. google ask want remember password wait see password entered right one.
til japanese kamikaze pilots allowed return find suitable target. one pilot shot ninth return. * shrugs *" odds , amarite? " * shot dead *
til mid - 1990s , due stress acting promotion films , jean-claude van damme developed cocaine addiction. spent $ 10,00 week , snorted 10 grams per day 1996.
since 200 , pittsburgh steelers 27-9 record versus cincinnati bengals , making one most" one-sided rivalries" professional sports.
til nazis cleared minefields chasing captured civilians across , detonating explosives. everything hear nazi folks leads believe the" baddies" .
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. fault [ removed ]
til jeffrey dahmer inspired emperor return jedi. wanted build a" temple" victims ' skulls could sit absorb a" spiritural force power"
til 1621 dutch hired japanese mercenaries murder 40 inhabitants bandaneira island , lucrative source nutmeg. 12,00- 15,00 residents 1,00 killed forced leave island dutch created nutmeg monopoly.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. dwight right. need new plague! !!
til pitbulls responsible fatal dog attacks america past 2 years
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. yeah , kids fine. teenagers hand ..
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. thought * fruit * would cure cancer.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us americans say" got lot spunk kid" . said you. k would arrested. maybe 1940s .. gal's got moxie! look well takes spunk!
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con really didn't" fend off" anyone. like freaked screamed. bull whip hand time. source : used good friend hers. used be? sense may story there. burns bridges friends use them. meet lot great people though. still friends them. sounds like classic narcissist. i'm saying dealings type , either them. there's middle ground. sith deals absolutes.
til actors played brother sister on" dexter" began dating , fell love , got engaged , got married , got divorced , continuing play brother sister tv. also entertain storyline thought interested ( adopted ) brother romantically. think post divorce , must've weird tbh , weird case. uncomfortable unnecessary plotline. plotlines dexter? season 4 show trash gawd season 4 awesome.
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. everyone freaking : seal extinct. fact well listed as" least concern" - - furthest category from" extinct" . uneducated , furthest category extinct still extinction spectrum , every animal fit spectrum. like category field mice? edit : thanks answers guys! i'm authority , humans listed as" least concern" . likely latter.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. dwight right.
til quentin tarantino dropped high school age 14 got job usher porn theater lying age. .
til creed bratton office played real life creed bratton , former member 1960s band grass roots
til us embassy moscow caught fire 1977. sensitive information stolen several firefighters also kgb agents.
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con person attacked another congoer , adrianne stepped up. congoer? one congo? think related con. specifically congo-con person cosplaying amy. congogoer gogo congo con? gogocongogoer?
til pitbulls responsible fatal dog attacks america past 2 years unfortunately lot stem situational improper husbandry ignorance .. pitbulls rotties shitty dogs shitty people attracted them. world may never know.
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. tall 78 storeys? well storey floor 78 floors tall floor? long piece string? many roads must man walk , call man?
til : nixon sent champagne note saying" justice ultimately prevails" mark felt pardoned reagan. 30 years later , revealed mark felt was" deep throat" helped bring watergate cover-up light. good ol ' days government held accountable actions edit : probably put / end this. think sarcasm came across. remember spying without warrant something concerned about? remember americans condemned torture barbaric shameful? 24 told ends justify means fine. [ jack bauer also told shoving bath towel someones throat remove stomach pulled out. ] ( [URL] )
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. everyone freaking : seal extinct. fact well listed as" least concern" - - furthest category from" extinct" . uneducated , furthest category extinct still extinction spectrum , every animal fit spectrum. like category field mice? edit : thanks answers guys! i'm authority , humans listed as" least concern" . likely latter. really category beyond that. " excess" .
til gleek. saliva comes stream gland compressed tongue. sometimes referred as" cobra spitting" .
til colonel david stirling , founder sas , personally strangled 41 men.
til california gold rush , distinct lack women san fransisco caused gay culture flourish. men would often pay for" female impersonators" prostitutes.
til : samuel morse invented telegraph received letter wife's failing health .. she'd died.
til name hotmail chosen contains html , originally styled hotmail. 1996? ? til hotmail account since year zero. 13 year old really disappointed email address chose. could firstname.lastname instead whatever edgy name chose. friend recomended back two persons know initial + last name @hotmail
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. amazingly , every guns n roses band member appetite destruction still alive. motley too? like f..? none hold candle ozzy. he's actually donating body science dies figure lived drugs alcohol. prince darkness , whatever want. another ( formerly ) insanely alcohol addled" prince darkness" still alive form alice cooper. maybe consider possibility made deal devil
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank knocking power , messing hermit crabs throwing rocks. otto sounds like hellraiser.
til gary webb , reporter san jose mercury news first broke story cia involvement cocaine trade , found dead with" two gunshot wounds head. " death , 2004 , ruled
til three gorges dam china massive slowed rotation earth 60 nanoseconds nothing like 320 nanoseconds changed op's mom came world. actual photo [ born ] ( [URL] )
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax ha , sallie mae thing reason. think know , navient. chiquita thing , united fruit company seriously fucked shit.
til nobody owners really know owns ikea. parts owned multiple shell corporations , many stores technically owned non-profit charitable organization thus pay taxes income.
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged
til last words serial killer peter krten were" tell .. head chopped , still able hear , least moment , sound blood gushing stump neck? would pleasure end pleasures. " jesus fuck. make mistake reading wiki article guy. fucking hell. i'm sure i've read depraved person before.
til dogs laugh. make laugh-like sounds tickled playing , sounds positive effect puppies hearing them. i've never wanted hear something badly. [ go. ] ( [URL] ) laughing loud f.. cute tho think [ ] ( [URL] ) real example. sounds kind like rhythmic panting.
til russell crowe contacted fbi al qaeda wanting kidnap take" iconographic americans picture sort cultural destabilisation plan. " russel crowe american though. he's originally new zealand.
til kyoto , former capital japan , means" capital city" tokyo means" eastern capital" related amsterdam means dam amstel ( river ) related budapest means buda pest names two cities joined create budapest. related rome called rome romans lived there. rome called rome wolf-baby killed brother can't really blame , though. imagine city called reme? it'd completely ridiculous.
til russia's economy ( $ 1.3 ) 69 % size italy's economy ( $ 1.9 ). climate russia challenge agriculture , whereas italy perfect climate [ spaghetti trees ] ( [URL] ). yeah , russia lower gdp canada 4 times population. countries similar climate , must reasons , russia's gdp would 4 times canada's is.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. raccoon hacked bank america account transferred money checking offshore account cayman islands. raccoon stole 20 dollars? pff. look mr. rich guy $ 20 bank account. pff. look moneybags bank account. pff. lk mnbgs vr hr , wt hs fnc xpnsv vwls.
til height pokmon go , number players tried sneaking highly classified military explosives plant virginia charizard reportedly located inside arsenal. sounds like plot 80 ' sci-fi movie. definitely. imagined guy wandering around dark looking pokmon , accidentally falls pool secret government research chemicals - turning * * pokmon. probably something lot less cute.
til head injuries common pennyfarthing bicycles riders would put feet handlebar going downhill would thrown feet-first instead head-first.
til bruce lee avoided baked goods refined flour , describing providing empty calories nothing body.
til : carthaginian explorer hanno reached ivory coast ~ 600-500 bc , thought gorillas race humans tried capture some. ended killing violent took skins back carthage put display.
til japanese kamikaze pilots allowed return find suitable target. one pilot shot ninth return. * shrugs *" odds , amarite? " * shot dead *
til asked he'd punched man who'd hit raw egg , uk politician john prescott said following tony blair's orders ," connect electorate. "
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. thought * fruit * would cure cancer. even , thought fruit ( i. e. little fibery sugar-bombs ) would cure pancreatic cancer ( pancreas , i. e. organ breaks sugar ). short question siri could told bad doubt it. ever used siri? probably would asked ," alternative diets effective fighting pancreatic cancer? " would say" searching internet ' oral native affection five panda answer '" .
til eleven cases blood alcohol content higher 1 % , poland holds five
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold according zillow , house valued $ 243,00. yep that's sort miracle renovation guess. maybe donation value? sold majorly-distressed way 2004 $ 15k.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. something something getting nailed seamen
til thalidomide , infamous morning sickness drug caused severe birth defects , never approved use us single reviewer fda think tested enough , resisted industry pressure approve drug anyway. mom told prescription thalidomide carrying , decided save money put morning sickness.
til tank designed swiss military bug turning heater could cause main gun fire
til oprah born single mother , wore potato sacks clothes , molested family , gave birth stillborn child 14 like not. still gotta respect her. like oprah? raise hand here. consistently given platform pseudoscience hucksters , pressed , shrugs saying something along lines trying inform people dr. oz legitimate doctor saved peoples lives. goddamn snake oil salesman. know entirely oprah fault , enabled supported it. think kind shitty that.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly shame people learned mistakes pre-ww 2 germany.
til caduceus symbol mistakenly used many american medical companies actually associated thievery commerce , true medical symbol similar looking rod asclepius.
til gary webb , reporter san jose mercury news first broke story cia involvement cocaine trade , found dead with" two gunshot wounds head. " death , 2004 , ruled cia bad news. whether dealing drugs , providing children pedophiles , assassinating foreign heads state , acts completely without moral compass.
til one ever seen echidna ejaculate. sir , seen enough sonic hedge hog fan art. google" [ first name ] hedgehog. " by" ," mean" dont. " first name extremely unusual , 4 living people know it. 3 father grandfather.
til credit card" chip" technology ( aka emv ) rolled us almost 25 years old yeah , went england years ago , everyone chips. one kid market register thought card super advanced american chip. america behind lots stuff .. windows capability 500 years ago example. [ look this. ] ( [URL] ) wait wait wait .. thought everyone uses windows like that. americans don't?
til russia's economy ( $ 1.3 ) 69 % size italy's economy ( $ 1.9 ).
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. island women , defeating english navy power pussy. well , english disease ( regular venereal ) went kill 9/10 tahiti population.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. gotta make sexy eat. hips nips. make sexy! gonna get higher ^ ^ ^ higher edit : humble post pushed 20,00 karma threshold three * whole years * lame posts. thank , taking higher ^ ^ ^ higher [ guys mind pcp? ] ( [URL] )
til anne heche drove desert , hiked stranger's house , took shower , announced local sherrifs god going take everyone back heaven spaceship
til drummer police composed spyro dragon soundtrack
til sam kinison killed drunk driver crossed median hit sam's vehicle head on. according friend , looked unharmed , began speaking one , saying" want die. " ," why? "
til - edison died nikola tesla wrote negative obituary nyt - made fun hygiene work ethic almost amazing people aware tesla-edison history. edit : documentaries besides comic oatmeal posted. jesus people , comment something original. sadly can't clam know much , know edison fucked tesla general shit lots great documentaries show life depth. like prestige? yep. sad people know tesla inventing teleportation.
til george foreman originally paid 40 % profits endorsing george foreman grill. peak grill's sales , making 4.5 million dollars month.
til genghis khan tengrist , religiously tolerant interested learning philosophical moral lessons religions. consulted buddhist monks , muslims , christian missionaries , taoist monk qiu chuji. discriminate , would wipe entire populations regardless religious affiliation. progressive funny many modern world history texts starting think way. many ways , mongol empire ushered modernity , including fostering global trade. infuriating. empathy absolutely required properly understand history , modern historians routinely demonstrate lack empathy genghis khan's victims. seen nothing , 100 years speak great hitler was.
til 1621 dutch hired japanese mercenaries murder 40 inhabitants bandaneira island , lucrative source nutmeg. 12,00- 15,00 residents 1,00 killed forced leave island dutch created nutmeg monopoly.
til cocaine alcohol nearly identical rates addiction
til opportunity rover still conducting scientific operations 13 years despite original mission lifetime 90 days
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero. rip. passed away yesterday. actually believe you. went checked .. fuck. r. i. p. married 70 years. holy shit. that's dedication .. sad_face poor stan lee where's doggo loves bot?
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. think got idea movie? ? 93.6 % hollywood films inspired eric cartman. study done yale , can't seem find link however .. " um .. okay , : adam sandler like love girl. turns girl actually golden retriever something. " that's plot always sunny episode , except rickety cricket instead adam sandler. hilarious episode way. i'm massive always sunny fan thought episode bit weak.
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. reminded ted talk one shooter's mother did. however , page crashing now. , reddit thread that? ted tedx? what's difference? tedx talks organized presented anyone , verification. occasionally leads misleading information / [ hilarity ] ( [URL] ).
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con really got role , good her! dunno , really catwoman play sexually-charged game basketball children watching? loop one , what's context? edit : oh god [ apologize put through. ] ( [URL] )
til japanese oil tanker captain fell cactus santa barbra oil field , provoking laughter local workers. 5 years later returned imperial japanese navy sub made first mainland shelling us oil
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. til $ 14 million budget , major hollywood actors , major hollywood filmmaker , film company owned comcast , qualify independent filmmaking. edit. great. top comment snide remark. rip previous also think sp came gay cowboy idea. also recall pudding eating.
til 1984 fbi declared key west police department criminal enterprise , several high-ranking officers arrested running protection racket cocaine smugglers.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " gene hackman asked starred superman said" give 2 million reasons why" particularly great reasons , taken together , become impossible refuse. wait minute , superman good though! ! f..! !! ?? superman iv however i've never heard this" superman iv" .. low budget movie terrible plot bad acting? / almost sarcasm try pretend idea never came like idea nicholas cage considered superman role.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. there's also dilbert principle , states companies promote incompetent employees management , less damage.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. raccoon stole 20 dollars? pff. look mr. rich guy $ 20 bank account. pff. look moneybags bank account. pff. lk mnbgs vr hr , wt hs fnc xpnsv vwls. poor bastard. even buy vowel. edit : * really? * first gold this? money kind stranger.
til hamburgers called started burgers made ham , actually named german city hamburg
til eleven cases blood alcohol content higher 1 % , poland holds five
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen [ knew ] ( [URL] ) edit : seriously , [ knew ] ( [URL] ). jesus christ. anyone marketing stop say" hey , maybe guy lying back , mouth wide open , eyes closed. sort looks like getting facial. " i've never seen water ad person drinking missing mouth
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. [ removed ]
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged league ~ ~ light ~ ~ little 5.5 km. 20,00 would 110,00 km. earth measures 12,750 km across equator. go 20,00 leagues deep , would end 17.6 thousand leagues space.
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches can't wrap head around scientology still thing. world we're connected , people support / part scientology really unaware insane shit associated it?
til 360 kilogrammes lunar soil samples brought back apollo missions rusted corroding vacuum bottle seals exposed water oxygen earth's atmosphere.
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. amazingly , every guns n roses band member appetite destruction still alive. motley too? like f..?
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. relaxed drank fifth vodka every day like old russian proverb :" everything's okay enough vodka" including vodka? especially vodka. even vodka.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. job's belief alternative medicine surprising. one point fruitarian believed fruitarians bo , bathe. iirc ashton kutcher tried replicate diet stop due development pancreatic issues. according title gore til gets reposted every , his" pancreas levels high. " oh god , never want pancreas level 1!
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle. * 1905 , companies merged become nestl anglo-swiss condensed milk company , retaining name 1947. * good decision shorten nestl. dunno , think shortened anglo-swiss condensed milk company. roles tongue , know. anglo milk
til nirvana's cover david bowie's" man sold world" 1993 mtv unplugged album revitalized people's interest bowie also leading younger listeners think covering nirvana , much annoyance.
til - men 20s ejaculate often may impart protections prostate cancer later life.
til though thomas kinkade designed paintings , widely sold prints produced semi-industrial process prints factory produced manually touched low-level apprentices embellished prefabricated base.
til carl sagan wanted include" comes sun" message aliens , record company scared extraterrestrial copyright infringement.
til enough water lake superior flood entire landmasses north south america depth 1 foot. contains 3 quadrillion gallons fresh water. good thing take care great lakes keep clean pollutants / - michigander
til stan lee planned quitting comic book industry , wife joan told write type characters wanted last project. result fantastic four , created humanly flawed type superhero.
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend.
til response a" catastrophic emergency ," united states government suspended replaced single , combined branch" coordinated" president , indefinitely. senate
til us , ground floor called 1st floor inside buildings
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. everyone freaking : seal extinct. fact well listed as" least concern" - - furthest category from" extinct" . uneducated , furthest category extinct still extinction spectrum , every animal fit spectrum. like category field mice? edit : thanks answers guys!
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes method acting. helicopters middle earth. really got character. lot work die 1st movie trilogy. people love kill sean bean .. like , thing.
til gary webb , reporter san jose mercury news first broke story cia involvement cocaine trade , found dead with" two gunshot wounds head. " death , 2004 , ruled cia bad news. whether dealing drugs , providing children pedophiles , assassinating foreign heads state , acts completely without moral compass.
til richard lawrence , 1835 attempted assassinate president andrew jackson funeral using two pistols shot point blank. misfired , president severely beat cane , wrestled submission davy crockett.
til brig. gen. otis howard right arm amputated wounded battle , fellow union brig. gen. philip kearny ( lost left arm american-mexican war ) later remarked ," general , buy
til general napier asked respect indian custom burning widows husband's funeral pyre , replied english custom hang murderers.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen remember bombing time admitted tap water. us readers , tap water uk really good cheap , idea even filtered tap water 100 times price crass. us tap water really good cheap , too. wherever , gallon jugs generic distilled filtered water also relatively cheap. bottled water crass , reason bought marketing. know ' us. ' texas , tap water awful. worked las vegas , tap water fucking awful too.
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections. everyone freaking : seal extinct. fact well listed as" least concern" - - furthest category from" extinct" . uneducated , furthest category extinct still extinction spectrum , every animal fit spectrum. like category field mice? edit : thanks answers guys! i'm authority , humans listed as" least concern" . likely latter.
til height pokmon go , number players tried sneaking highly classified military explosives plant virginia charizard reportedly located inside arsenal.
til jerry seinfeld dated 17 - year-old girl 39 years old.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. many confused. answer homeowner's insurance likely umbrella coverage. insurance clearly covered acts caused residents household. result , victims could sue parents actually get damages. homeowners insurance include? yep , umbrella policy. one added mine. $ 1 million covers pretty much anything around $ 300 / year. whats funny teenager moves it'll drop $ 120 / year!
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. amazingly , every guns n roses band member appetite destruction still alive. motley too? like f..?
til steve jobs took acid , said" taking lsd profound experience , one important things life"
til actors played brother sister on" dexter" began dating , fell love , got engaged , got married , got divorced , continuing play brother sister tv. there's something actress. kinda hot , sometimes , kinda strange looking.
til genghis khan tengrist , religiously tolerant interested learning philosophical moral lessons religions. consulted buddhist monks , muslims , christian missionaries , taoist monk qiu chuji. discriminate , would wipe entire populations regardless religious affiliation. progressive funny many modern world history texts starting think way. many ways , mongol empire ushered modernity , including fostering global trade. infuriating. empathy absolutely required properly understand history , modern historians routinely demonstrate lack empathy genghis khan's victims. seen nothing , 100 years speak great hitler was.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " middle ground buying 33 guns year without raising suspicion civilian able guns. look sweden example. lots lots guns , tough regulations. edit : 33 guns year
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. sound like shill big children.
til jupiter's center gravity sun outside sun's surface. technically , mutual orbit around , around point extremely close sun. two people stood spot , one ran towards sun ran toward jupiter , would get incinerated time. know cant run space?
til ohio issues" scarlet letter plates" people given limited driving privileges convicted dui.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. actual source wiki link book ' silk roads ' peter frankopan. ever read" years rice salt" kim stanley robinson? fiction , would've happened black death killed 90 % europe instead 50 %. good read.
til harlan ellison wrote hugo award winning short story" mouth , must scream" single night. made changes first draft.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels. ones prefer former quickly labeled rest turmoil as" kinksters" sometimes can't fight eeling.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " gene hackman asked starred superman said" give 2 million reasons why" particularly great reasons , taken together , become impossible refuse. wait minute , superman good though! ! f..! !! ?? superman iv however i've never heard this" superman iv" .. low budget movie terrible plot bad acting? / almost sarcasm try pretend idea never came like idea nicholas cage considered superman role. i've honestly never seen old superman series. what's bad iv?
til wil wheaton suffers generalized anxiety disorder chronic depression. supports mental health nonprofit organizations raising awareness conditions.
til first simpsons treehouse horror , marge warns parents content episode advising put children bed. warning put sincere effort warn young viewers , producers felt somewhat scary.
til kyoto , former capital japan , means" capital city" tokyo means" eastern capital" there's great [ documentary ] ( [URL] ) goes naming convention japan came , really interesting stuff.
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con really didn't" fend off" anyone. like freaked screamed. bull whip hand time. source : used good friend hers. used be? sense may story there. burns bridges friends use them. meet lot great people though. still friends them. sounds like classic narcissist. i'm saying dealings type , either them. there's middle ground. sith deals absolutes.
til quetzalcoatl got drunk slept sister , quetzalpetlatl. upon waking next day , realized , stone box built , laid , set fire.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. mother 4 year old 1.5 year old two friends round house , there's enough wine world. send supplies.
til johann tetzel , indulgence salesman martin luther's time , asked indulgence could purchased future sins. said yes , later beaten robbed buyer , said act future sin question.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. reminded ted talk one shooter's mother did. however , page crashing now. , reddit thread that? ted tedx? what's difference? tedx talks organized presented anyone , verification. occasionally leads misleading information / [ hilarity ] ( [URL] ).
til - edison died nikola tesla wrote negative obituary nyt - made fun hygiene work ethic get wrong , think nikola tesla great scientist. specific reason everyone internet seems love tesla much?
til airedale terriers carried messages soldiers wwi dedicated duties. one named ' jack ' ran half mile enemy fire. made headquarters jaw broken one leg badly splintered died delivering message
til russell crowe contacted fbi al qaeda wanting kidnap take" iconographic americans picture sort cultural destabilisation plan. " russel crowe american though. he's originally new zealand.
til response a" catastrophic emergency ," united states government suspended replaced single , combined branch" coordinated" president , indefinitely. senate
til slash defibrillator implanted since age 35. years drug alcohol abuse given congestive heart failure , given little 6 days live 2001. amazingly , every guns n roses band member appetite destruction still alive. motley too? like f..? none hold candle ozzy. he's actually donating body science dies figure lived drugs alcohol.
til - edison died nikola tesla wrote negative obituary nyt - made fun hygiene work ethic
til prisoners female-only concentration camp ravensbruck purposefully sewed socks thin heels toes german soldier's feet would get sore. " mein fuhrer , advance halted" " ze enemy oppose us? "" nein , mein fuhrer , ze soldiers complaining zat zair feet hurt refuse carry on" may sound simple remember socks supposed get * russian winter *. probably lot people giving credit for. sores left untended long get pretty bad. reason lt. dan made big deal fresh dry socks marching in.
til eagles '" hotel california" written twilight zone styled metaphor l. a. beverly hills strange inhabitants. steely knives reference steely dan , inspired band bold lyrics.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. something something getting nailed seamen loose hips sink ships.
.. british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old. feel like i'm taking crazy pills. op , coin showing front back. person verifying authenticity display front back plastic protective container? saw coin? like separating oreo cookie? oh , haha , no. held place [ plastic container called a" slab" ] ( [URL] ) coin collecting community. ok. i'm going od crazy pills here. slab holds coin. front ( heads ) separated back ( tails )? shown slab. two separate coins , sawn two? separated. fully intact coin. see side coin , literally turn slab around. wonder many pounds hooker cost 1200 years ago.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death die beating grizzly fistfight still considered a" fist fight" bear fists? think hand paw combat fits better. edit : get brawl ninja turtle animal cruelty assault? true. guess said fighting grizzly unarmed combat
til daily planet , lois lane clark kent ( superman ) work owned bruce wayne ( batman )
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. oh , sorry , thought america
til ford actually base decision ford pinto estimated legal costs lawsuits. myth given new life fight club.
til actors played brother sister on" dexter" began dating , fell love , got engaged , got married , got divorced , continuing play brother sister tv. also entertain storyline thought interested ( adopted ) brother romantically. think post divorce , must've weird tbh , weird case. uncomfortable unnecessary plotline. plotlines dexter? season 4 show trash
til genghis khan tengrist , religiously tolerant interested learning philosophical moral lessons religions. consulted buddhist monks , muslims , christian missionaries , taoist monk qiu chuji. discriminate , would wipe entire populations regardless religious affiliation. progressive funny many modern world history texts starting think way. many ways , mongol empire ushered modernity , including fostering global trade. infuriating. empathy absolutely required properly understand history , modern historians routinely demonstrate lack empathy genghis khan's victims. seen nothing , 100 years speak great hitler was.
til gino bartali - champion italian cyclist. wwii , cycled italy carrying messages italian resistance. even smuggled jews wagon secret compartment telling people part training.
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. [ chart elon's life ] ( [URL] )
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen [ knew ] ( [URL] ) edit : seriously , [ knew ] ( [URL] ). jesus christ. anyone marketing stop say" hey , maybe guy lying back , mouth wide open , eyes closed. sort looks like getting facial. " i've never seen water ad person drinking missing mouth
til steve jobs took acid , said" taking lsd profound experience , one important things life" would seem there's wide range experiences lsd. since often dark enough thoughts nightmares terrifying , i'd definitely rather risk it. maybe always disappointed bored experience every time tried it. maybe cheap stuff tried handful times life different" retailers. "
til sarcasm banned north korea
til death steve irwin , speculated series revenge killings , least ten stingrays found dead mutilated coast queensland
til screensavers designed save screens burn never displaying static image
til review of" lulu" , collaboration metallica lou reed , chuck klosterman wrote :" red hot chili peppers acoustically covered 12 worst primus songs starbucks , would still ( slightly
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. hell * * can't remember solution tasks three years.
til cassowary's reputation disemboweling killing humans result local folklore. one recorded case fatal attack 89 years ago.
til tree legally owns surrounding land land inherited offspring ," son tree owns itself"
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax
til hunkerin ' , fad 1950s america people would rest squatting position hours time even hold hunkerin ' competitions
til 1986 , beer drinking goat elected mayor small town texas , usa
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging
til theodore roosevelt openly despised nickname" teddy" , quick correct anyone called it. preferred working closely refer colonel theodore.
til soldiers you. s. military psychological warfare department ( psyops ) used loudspeakers tempt enemy fighters afghanistan battles win calling , lady men cowardly dogs.
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con really didn't" fend off" anyone. like freaked screamed. bull whip hand time. source : used good friend hers. used be? sense may story there. burns bridges friends use them. meet lot great people though. still friends them. sounds like classic narcissist. i'm saying dealings type , either them. there's middle ground. sith deals absolutes.
til steve jobs took acid , said" taking lsd profound experience , one important things life"
til elvis presley entourage would rent roller skating rinks throw $ 15,00 worth fireworks wearing" air force jump-suits plus gloves , helmets , goggles. "
til jeffrey dahmer inspired emperor return jedi. wanted build a" temple" victims ' skulls could sit absorb a" spiritural force power"
til movie lord war , production team rented 300 real sa vz. 58 rifles stand ak 47s cheaper prop guns.
til theodore roosevelt openly despised nickname" teddy" , quick correct anyone called it. preferred working closely refer colonel theodore.
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold according zillow , house valued $ 243,00. yep that's sort miracle renovation guess. maybe donation value? sold majorly-distressed way 2004 $ 15k.
niki lauda makes 1,200 , 00 year monetising forehead.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. relaxed drank fifth vodka every day sorry fifth? american always wondered. google maybe people know too. edit : thanks everyone , know international standard alcohol volumes ever thought would. fifth gallon. 75 cl. context people use cl instead l ml? never really see uk , rest europe see instead millilitres volumes drinks lot , 33cl 50cl opposed 330ml 500ml
til 1986 , beer drinking goat elected mayor small town texas , usa
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. south park something told watch whilst growing up. never really gave much time recently. always saw childish trash. blown away social commentary good show actually is.
til billionaire oil tycoon j. paul getty installed pay phone mansion guests use would billed calls.
til actor martin sheen married woman 56 years
til great famine ireland caused many deaths , ireland's population still recovered ( even 150 years )
til michael jackson would requested wine served diet coke cans flights , want kids see drinking alcohol. always put heroin epipen. epi-pens intramuscular injections. heroin vascular.
.." , guitarist angus young said" need play [ album ] backwards , never hid [ messages ]. we'd call album highway hell , right front them. " favorite angus quote :" people saying acdc released album 8 times. say them? "" that's bullshit! we've released album 9 times" enjoy quote gets repeated ever increasing numbers switched .. ya , original quote was" people saying ac / dc released album 9 times , say them? " that's bullshit released album 10 times" laughing loud. google quote .. > i'm sick tired people saying put 11 albums sound exactly same. fact , we've put 12 albums sound exactly same. i'm sorry , [ here's actually video clip saying ] ( [URL] )
til 1986 interview , jackie gleason said considered suing hanna-barbera flintstones copy honeymooners , passed lawyers cautioned ," want known guy yanked fred flintstone air? ".
til head injuries common pennyfarthing bicycles riders would put feet handlebar going downhill would thrown feet-first instead head-first.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. show trivialities mundane life elevating absurd. * sea angry day , friends , like old man trying send back soup deli. * soup meal. soup sandwich - - that's meal! maybe crushed crackers soup
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con fucked fight someone off. even read article? three sentences. someone else assaulted stepped help.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years.
til world's oldest beer advertisement mesopotamian stone tablet dated approximately 400 bc. read" drink elba , beer heart lion" accompanied a" large breasted woman holding goblets beer hand" things never change. ain't broke .. .. drinking fast enough. need faster , barry.
til jaleel white hated playing role steve urkel in" family matters. " series cancelled , said ," ever see character , take put bullet head put misery. "
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. promising career killed track 1971. buried flag record mexican national anthem. well plan least. record badly scratched replaced new copy mexican hat dance.
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax soon known as" retail credit agency" following congressional testimony. < two weeks later > okay , calling ourselves" credit mcchecky clown penis" literally name left. let's hope nothing goes wrong time. could always washington redskins credit agency rename trump credit agency. way , matter happens least 1/3 rd country believe anything bad lie.
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold best tools know , wheel barrow full love. cement mixer full hope , cement. " room electricity. much electricity. "" yeah , i'll take 75k please. " that's obscure one , since removed syndication.
til - wwi , king albert belgium personally led defense germans , queen served nurse , son enlisted infanty.
til colonel david stirling , founder sas , personally strangled 41 men.
til battle spotsylvania general sedgwick , saw men ducking cover exclaimed" dodging like this? hit elephant distance. " last words shot killed right finished sentence
til carrots actually help people see dark. myth propaganda used royal air force explain pilots improved success night air battles , actually used disguise advances radar technology.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. reminds kazakhstan girl shooting competition played borat spoof anthem. link : [URL] australian sporting event competition i'd totally humorous alternative national anthem. mean think several contenders but" under" men work would least / appropriate think.
til people grow cities twice likely develop schizophrenia , even controlling drug use ethnicity.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. way off. seinfeld young girl's strange , erotic journey milan minsk. necking schindler's list! least better english patient , hated film!
til bill skarsgard ( pennywise ) , alexander skarsgard ( tarzan legend tarzan ) gustaf skarsgard ( floki vikings ) sons stellan skarsgard ( erik selvig thor , good hunting
til california gold rush , distinct lack women san fransisco caused gay culture flourish. men would often pay for" female impersonators" prostitutes.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. think got idea movie? ? 93.6 % hollywood films inspired eric cartman. study done yale , can't seem find link however .. eat pudding movie?
til name hotmail chosen contains html , originally styled hotmail. feel super dumb never putting together. even joked lot html pronounced" hut mull. " close , never made connection. we're like 2 peas pod. like 2 bundle sticks. technical term faggot. thinking hotmale.com.
til jupiter's center gravity sun outside sun's surface. technically , mutual orbit around , around point extremely close sun. two people stood spot , one ran towards sun ran toward jupiter , would get incinerated time. know cant run space?
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind. driving newer car awful people walking / biking front you. either honk look like inpatient asshole tread behind pissing drivers behind you.
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. there's message somewhere promoting someone higher responsibilities based past experience based qualifications. maybe important promote higher based actual ability rather qualification ( winning race )
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. " boris yeltsin first words you. s. president clinton upon meeting 1995 , think o. j. it? " guy like relaxed uncle. relaxed drank fifth vodka every day sorry fifth? american always wondered. google maybe people know too. edit : thanks everyone , know international standard alcohol volumes ever thought would. 750ml
til tourism sector boomed , kazakhstan's foreign minister thanked sacha baron cohen 2012 release borat country saw 10x increase issued visas.
til terry kath band chigaco's last words were" worry .. look , clip even it" - putting pistol temple pulling trigger. that's always check chamber. also aim guns head pull trigger.
til founder scientology , l. ron hubbard , commanded submarine wwii. performance was" substandard ," almost started war mexico ordering crew fire coronado islands.
til grizzly bears feared respected native americans hunting required company 4 10 warriors done preparation ceremoniality intertribal warfare.
til penn jillette penn teller painted finger nails red joke response mother telling get manicure people would looking hands , always keeps one finger nail painted red memory mother. he's cool dude celebrity speaks anti-vaccine nonsense alright book. see feel like. people want abortions people want vaccines. what's difference?
til average , genetic similarity two humans 99.9 %. 2 3 times genetic diversity within wild chimpanzee population , entire human gene pool.
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league traditions broken. sunderland go , arsenal fail make top 4. leicester broke football spurs arsenal , too. wenger beating mourinho
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested.
til steve jobs took acid , said" taking lsd profound experience , one important things life" would seem there's wide range experiences lsd. since often dark enough thoughts nightmares terrifying , i'd definitely rather risk it. smart. know thyself truly know thyself afraid taking lsd truly know lsd would definitely afraid taking lsd. good-time party drug folks. exactly jobs described , profound experience. definitely fear almost like fear god.
til hamburgers called started burgers made ham , actually named german city hamburg
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. 1. rent plane 2. bless rain clouds fly , turn local downfall holy water 3. secretly baptise everyone 4. ~ ~? ?? ~ ~ collect tithes 5. profit get priests sanctify local water supply acround world. baptise everyone every time shower. nope , priests bless 1 birdbath full water time source : holly bibble
til bored work manhattan project richard feynman would amuse picking locks colleagues confidential file cabinets placing prank notes , colleagues believed spy infiltrated project.
til colic mean baby fussy cries lot. baby colic cry least three hours straight , three days week , three weeks row. one sure cause
til 1621 dutch hired japanese mercenaries murder 40 inhabitants bandaneira island , lucrative source nutmeg. 12,00- 15,00 residents 1,00 killed forced leave island dutch created nutmeg monopoly.
til michael jackson would requested wine served diet coke cans flights , want kids see drinking alcohol. " there's accident like geico , thought burned like pepsi michael" - kanye west , wire , song car crash early career. voice generation , y'all. " generation's closest thing einstein. " * kanye west ," saint pablo" nobody loves kanye much kanye loves kanye. wish someone loved much kanye loves kanye
til wwii british spies posed fake charity groups hand special monopoly games allied prisoners war. games compasses , maps , real money , useful tools escaping. part story never understand nazis give shit prisoners? would allow delivery first place? exactly known humanitarian concerns.
til height pokmon go , number players tried sneaking highly classified military explosives plant virginia charizard reportedly located inside arsenal. sounds like plot 80 ' sci-fi movie. definitely. imagined guy wandering around dark looking pokmon , accidentally falls pool secret government research chemicals - turning * * pokmon. probably something lot less cute.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels. human equivalent figuring jerk conditioner shampoo?
warriors 5 team captains ( curry , kd , klay , dray iggy ) 15 players. one third roster made captains
til vanessa carlton wrote riff for" thousand miles" 1998. upon hearing mother told her" vanessa , that's hit song. "
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. til $ 14 million budget , major hollywood actors , major hollywood filmmaker , film company owned comcast , qualify independent filmmaking. edit. great. top comment snide remark. rip previous also think sp came gay cowboy idea. also recall pudding eating.
til table beer served belgian schools 1980s. proposed re-introduce low alcohol beer ( < 1.5 % abv ) schools healthier alternative softdrinks.
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. love milk find funny comment , milk positive comment , bottom thread. know reddit hated milk much.
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. , got hired 15 times. that's positive. i'm met multiple women exactly like that. get hired drop hat garbage employees.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " i've never heard this" superman iv" .. low budget movie terrible plot bad acting? / almost sarcasm try pretend idea never came like idea nicholas cage considered superman role. budget superman n64 believe remember grandparents buying [ game ] ( [URL] ) excited end week threw fucking trash what? flying rings cup tea? [ worst 7 minutes 37 seconds ever ] ( [URL] )
til enough water lake superior flood entire landmasses north south america depth 1 foot. contains 3 quadrillion gallons fresh water.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " [ removed ]
til 1724 margaret dickson hanged later found still alive. allowed go free scots law punishment carried out. later words" dead" added sentence hanging i've heard" ~ ~ hung ~ ~ hanged neck dead" many times never thought anything it. cool. cool cool cool. edit : til correct time say hanged referring killing person
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. kind genius really evil - let people dissenters come , give secret police holiday. hope kind trick works though. mao 60 years ago. , , work once. means works per generation people , no? study history doomed repeat - micheal scott
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. think agree. show george. except one time kramer l. a. worst episodes. bad great like rest series. except somehow still way better finale.
til british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old. 1200 years old , here's [ king edward hammered silver penny ] ( [URL] ) , clocking least 710 years old. obverse : edw r angl dns hyb edward king
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. there's message somewhere promoting someone higher responsibilities based past experience based qualifications. maybe important promote higher based actual ability rather qualification ( winning race )
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. i'm christian , bible got absolutely right said ," love money root evil. " well , actually says" root kinds evil. " translation holding as" correct? " sell translation says love money totally fine. guy translates
til british pound world's oldest currency still use - 1200 years old. oh shit even plausible conspiracy theories bs time. coincidences happen lot. coincidences wow mom
til great famine ireland caused many deaths , ireland's population still recovered ( even 150 years )
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death die beating grizzly fistfight still considered a" fist fight" bear fists? think hand paw combat fits better. edit : get brawl ninja turtle animal cruelty assault? true. guess said fighting grizzly unarmed combat
til james cameron supposed make spider man film 1990s leonardo dicaprio spider man & arnold schwarzenegger doctor octopus
til japanese kamikaze pilots allowed return find suitable target. one pilot shot ninth return. * shrugs *" odds , amarite? " * shot dead *
til darko milicic , drafted 2nd overall 2003 nba draft ( carmelo anthony , dwyane wade chris bosh ) currently apple farmer serbia.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death die beating grizzly fistfight i'd regret fuck die champion
til vietnam war known vietnam american war
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. reminded ted talk one shooter's mother did. however , page crashing now. , reddit thread that? ted tedx? what's difference? ted the" real deal. " tedx brand people use notable quality control issues gets speak.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind. driving newer car awful people walking / biking front you. either honk look like inpatient asshole tread behind pissing drivers behind you. need add button activates speaker projects forward smooth spoken word gospel album performed musk medium volume. look next model joking , really need polite version horn. like ," woo-hoo , i'm behind you! "
til 2002 fake sequel harry potter appeared china title" harry potter bao zuolong. " book consists text jrr tolkien's hobbit names changed harry potter characters.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. fuck? took words right mouth. can't think many situations parents guilty children's actions , certainly one them.
til 1866 two separate entrepreneurs started competing milk companies switzerland. 1905 , men dead , two companies merged become nestle.
til classic pc game" baldur's gate" developed , alongside engine , 18 months team 60 people never worked video game before. masterpiece game. graphics detailed time period. storyline engrossing. tell put lots research hard work making game. set standard type rpg's awhile. rereleased baldur gate updated graphics would spend much money.
til enough water lake superior flood entire landmasses north south america depth 1 foot. contains 3 quadrillion gallons fresh water.
til grizzly bears feared respected native americans hunting required company 4 10 warriors done preparation ceremoniality intertribal warfare. without firearms , fuckers unbelievably monstrous. arrows? spears? fuck. that. noise.
til mae jemison , first female african-american astronaut , inspired apply nasa star trek character , lieutenant uhura. jemison later went make cameo appearance star trek : next generation.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " he's like actor take every script he's given yet remains highly respected still offered great roles. nic cage started ( he's oscar winner ) destroyed career.
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. .. realized like dogs alive 9/11 probably dead .. =[
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. think got idea movie? ? 93.6 % hollywood films inspired eric cartman. study done yale , can't seem find link however .. eat pudding movie?
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. everything ive ever heard dolphins ' sexuality deeply disturbing. animal who's sex life freaks more. like seriously dolphins stahpp ever read penguins , then. ducks.
til 1986 , beer drinking goat elected mayor small town texas , usa
david robinson grew tall ( 7 ' 0" graduation ) naval academy could served sea , hurting career us navy. instead leaving academy , compromise served two years shore duty
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend.
til singer peanut butter jelly time passed away eleven-hour standoff police even snoop dogg brother-in-law tried convince surrender. almost sounds like title r / subredditsimulator curious : [ subreddit simulator ] ( [URL] )
til nikola tesla able integral calculus head , leading teachers believe cheating.
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film. child , john markle , murdered entire family killing investigated fraud.
til last words serial killer peter krten were" tell .. head chopped , still able hear , least moment , sound blood gushing stump neck? would pleasure end pleasures. " mean guy real jerk.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes method acting. helicopters middle earth. really got character. lot work die 1st movie trilogy. watch extended. watching brormir faramir actually act together amazing makes miss boromir instead despising trying take ring
til general napier asked respect indian custom burning widows husband's funeral pyre , replied english custom hang murderers. read windows instead widows initially understand someone would upset this. man's window prized possession
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. many confused. answer homeowner's insurance likely umbrella coverage. insurance clearly covered acts caused residents household. result , victims could sue parents actually get damages. homeowners insurance include? yep , umbrella policy. one added mine. $ 1 million covers pretty much anything around $ 300 / year. whats funny teenager moves it'll drop $ 120 / year! policies make litigation targets.
til original baby ruth candy company claimed bar named babe ruth could avoid paying royalties. later shut rival candy bar actually approved ruth use name grounds names similar.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly see * * gave 9/11. people right actually asking government take away more. " trump dumb cheeto! police racist scumbags! "" civilian guns except racist cops guys working cheeto! " [ removed ]
til jfk records act , act states government documents related kennedy assassination publicly disclosed october 26 2017.
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity. " synthesized uric acid , sold $ 25,00 build house it. warlock mars , bitch" - william shatner charlie sheen roast. actual quote? watch roast charlie sheen. says something sorts. shatner amazing , really really funny.
til 1621 dutch hired japanese mercenaries murder 40 inhabitants bandaneira island , lucrative source nutmeg. 12,00- 15,00 residents 1,00 killed forced leave island dutch created nutmeg monopoly.
.. throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank surroundings. imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " " nested simulations would taxing systems. we'll make physically impossible. "" how? "" i'm sure , we'll make something like speed light. " " let's make sure control passage time. problem solved. "
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold according zillow , house valued $ 243,00. yep that's sort miracle renovation guess. maybe donation value? sold majorly-distressed way 2004 $ 15k.
til , there's version of" tortoise hare" everyone dies forest fire tortoise , race therefore seen fastest , given job warning everyone. actually makes lot meaningful. hare nap job everyone would die anyways? guess story pointlessness achievement face unavoidable death?
til henry ford invent assembly line. invented ransom e. olds ( oldsmobile ).
til one ever seen echidna ejaculate.
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. everything ive ever heard dolphins ' sexuality deeply disturbing. animal who's sex life freaks more. like seriously dolphins stahpp ever read penguins , then. ducks.
til directing jurassic park , spielberg saw cgi t. rex , said stop motion animator phil tippett ," job ," tippett replied ," mean extinct? ". spielberg later incorporated dialogue
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " wanna hear michael caine impression? ' ello , name michael caine.
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold
til ohio issues" scarlet letter plates" people given limited driving privileges convicted dui.
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged
til final explosion krakatoa measured 310 db , loud enough heard perfectly clearly 3,100 miles away.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. nothing .. mormons baptize die! baptize people listed phone book. grandmother use baptize neighborhood kids / babies kitchen sink watching summer. catholic want babies going purgatory / hell. grew catholic .. non-clergy even baptisms? sounds weird.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. legitimately 1984 stuff right there.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. nothing .. mormons baptize die! baptize people listed phone book. grandmother use baptize neighborhood kids / babies kitchen sink watching summer. catholic want babies going purgatory / hell. grew catholic .. non-clergy even baptisms? sounds weird. absence priest laymen perform baptisms roman catholicism.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. 1. rent plane 2. bless rain clouds fly , turn local downfall holy water 3. secretly baptise everyone 4. ~ ~? ?? ~ ~ collect tithes 5. profit get priests sanctify local water supply acround world. baptise everyone every time shower. nope , priests bless 1 birdbath full water time source : holly bibble
til terry kath band chigaco's last words were" worry .. look , clip even it" - putting pistol temple pulling trigger.
til author goodnight moon ( margaret wise brown ) died 42 showing doctor healthy feeling. kicked leg , dislodging blood clot travelled heart killed her.
til original baby ruth candy company claimed bar named babe ruth could avoid paying royalties. later shut rival candy bar actually approved ruth use name grounds names similar.
lewandowski best topscorer poland history best top scorer .. eh? definitely worst top scorer. technically he's best worst top scorer he's best goal scorer , he's worst goal scorer. he's goal scorer
til nintendo sued galoob prevent release nes cheating device , game genie ; legal battle followed. sega genesis version , sega allowed release , officially licensed it. nintendo long history liking mods. reddit loves nintendo much? common dislike mods? reddit mods surely worse game genies though.
til henry vii someone who's job wipe bottom him. called ' grooms stool ' henry vii 4 reign , knighted!
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. reminds kazakhstan girl shooting competition played borat spoof anthem. link : [URL]
til 1997 pepsi held contest win life-size replica simpsons house $ 75,00. contest winner chose cash. house , cost $ 120,00 build , renovated look like normal home re-sold even huge fan simpsons , would taken money. fun look unrealistic cartoon everybody everything yellow pink ridiculous looking. real life , much. also , moving middle nowhere nevada? thanks , 75 grand please. like 15 minutes strip las vegas. exactly middle nowhere. like las vegas , got nice desert look at. dunno really know place buy house like 75k
til colt 45 malt liquors former slogan was" works every time"
til greek god fertility , never ending boner sacrificial animal ass. name gave rise medical term priapism - - prolonged erection
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind.
til : 76 % known serial killers 20th century united states. key word is" known" countries catch acknowledge serial killers. russia bragged usa serial killers. truth never coordinated police force tie crimes together. like iran saying homosexuals.
til word" meme" coined biologist richard dawkins refer ideas spread replicate darwinian fashion
til kyoto , former capital japan , means" capital city" tokyo means" eastern capital"
til ' twenty thousand leagues sea ' refers depth , distance travelled whilst submerged
til humans ' closest relative , bonobos , peaceful female-run society sex used resolve conflict. they" make love , war. "
til johnny carson joked tonight show nonexistent toilet paper shortage led eventual panic buying leaving store shelves empty causing real shortage lasted weeks
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity. fuck buys kidney stone?
til english word cereal derived ' ceres ' , roman goddess harvest agriculture.
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. .. realized like dogs alive 9/11 probably dead .. =[
til 4 us states completely banned billboards til 4 states banned them. taking rest guys long?
til 20th president james a. garfield ambidextrous versed greek latin. would sometimes entertain friends ask questions writing answers simultaneously latin greek using hands.
til asked he'd punched man who'd hit raw egg , uk politician john prescott said following tony blair's orders ," connect electorate. "
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. aka american dream. boris politics anyway? true rock star story. thing missing mick jagger couple hookers.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. episode 30 rock , character pete hornberger never overachieves avoid getting promoted head.
til - edison died nikola tesla wrote negative obituary nyt - made fun hygiene work ethic get wrong , think nikola tesla great scientist. specific reason everyone internet seems love tesla much?
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax ha , sallie mae thing reason. think know , navient. chiquita thing , united fruit company seriously fucked shit.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind.
til : physical attractiveness found important factor enjoying date whether would sleep propositioned. important intelligence personality
til 2014 original" top model" winner adrianne curry fended attacker bull whip dressed catwoman san diego comic con really got role , good her! dunno , really catwoman play sexually-charged game basketball children watching? loop one , what's context? edit : oh god
til ravens observed calling wolves site dead animals open carcass leave scraps accessible them.
til term checkmate , according barnhart etymological dictionary , alteration persian phrase" shh mt" ( ) means , literally ," king helpless" word ( mta ) still exists pashto , means destroyed. matar spanish means kill.
til tank designed swiss military bug turning heater could cause main gun fire
til common" save" icon depiction obsolete external writable storage device called floppy disk.
til frog swallows eggs , gives birth live frogs vomiting stomach
til name hotmail chosen contains html , originally styled hotmail. 1996? ? til hotmail account since year zero. 13 year old really disappointed email address chose. could firstname.lastname instead whatever edgy name chose. friend recomended back two persons know initial + last name @hotmail
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. fault [ removed ]
til gary webb , reporter san jose mercury news first broke story cia involvement cocaine trade , found dead with" two gunshot wounds head. " death , 2004 , ruled considering ended aids likely came blood transfusion , idk look either fek looks like poorly executed attempt cover fact got aids extra-conjugal homosexual intercourse. done past , fact distinct possibility. vagina aids , gay aids almost impossible man contract hiv vaginal intercourse.
til terry kath band chigaco's last words were" worry .. look , clip even it" - putting pistol temple pulling trigger. that's always check chamber. also aim guns head pull trigger.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims .. that? like , it" count? " spiritual rape. 1. rent plane 2. bless rain clouds fly , turn local downfall holy water 3. secretly baptise everyone 4. ~ ~? ?? ~ ~ collect tithes 5. profit
til slipknot's third album contains almost zero profanity response critics said vocalist corey taylor relied swearing lyrics
til ryan gosling watching" rambo" took knives school threw children.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. everyone wants solve overpopulation problem , want die. both. live kids , even stick 1 kid. that's china's trying achieve since 70s establishing one-child law. 2014 ( give take 2 years , bad memory ) changed 2 kids max. source : chinese always two-child law? would keep population constant , it? large parts population excempt law.
til one unsung heroes 9/11 guide dog , roselle , yellow labrador led blind owner , michael hingson , 78 storeys north tower home friend. .. realized like dogs alive 9/11 probably dead .. =[ oh yeah. also , remember comet full house? he's dead too. dog frasier died 2006.
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. also remember hearing china big homeless population worried optics shown exposed olympics .. sudden homeless problem. tell world solved homelessness sounds like could great lot people right? chinese way could _eliminate_ homelessness. low caust
til america's first female mayor elected 1887. group men nominated joke , 60 percent vote.
til : approximately 10,00 attended funeral hawaiian musician , israel kamakawiwoole.
til japanese kamikaze pilots allowed return find suitable target. one pilot shot ninth return. wonder ever change mind made break it. much place make break for. americans / british would certainly shoot attempted land somewhere. guess could bail , know given chutes. that's true ditched swam around would've picked up. shot like buffalo. course , i'd assume they'd taken prisoner practical defenders. easy ditch without parachute though? chutes , hard all.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen brit 100 % sure think use word. ' spunk spunk '
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. south park something told watch whilst growing up. never really gave much time recently. always saw childish trash. blown away social commentary good show actually is.
til nintendo sued galoob prevent release nes cheating device , game genie ; legal battle followed. sega genesis version , sega allowed release , officially licensed it. nintendo long history liking mods. reddit loves nintendo much? common dislike mods? reddit mods surely worse game genies though.
til male chicks born egg farms , considered useless. thus , disposed , grinding alive.
til johnny carson joked tonight show nonexistent toilet paper shortage led eventual panic buying leaving store shelves empty causing real shortage lasted weeks
til 7 players tournament big 4 competed. stan one since 2010
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material.
til oprah born single mother , wore potato sacks clothes , molested family , gave birth stillborn child 14
til tourism sector boomed , kazakhstan's foreign minister thanked sacha baron cohen 2012 release borat country saw 10x increase issued visas.
til president jimmy carter placed peanut farm blind trust elected president. term ended , found badly mismanaged $ 1 million debt.
til rms olympic , sister ship titanic , rammed u-boat sunk , making merchant ship world war sunk enemy vessel.
til yreka , california , bakery operated 100 years called yreka bakery , formed palindrome. business closed gallery opened spot , named yrella gallery would also form palindrome. cool see hometown reddit! glad know forgotten smirk_face
til bill skarsgard ( pennywise ) , alexander skarsgard ( tarzan legend tarzan ) gustaf skarsgard ( floki vikings ) sons stellan skarsgard ( erik selvig thor , good hunting
til lisa mcpherson , woman died undergoing an" introspection rundown" church scientology's headquarters florida. body found dehydrated , underweight covered hundreds insect bites , presumably cockroaches wait cockroaches bite? ?? worry , sleeping inside mouth. inside ear
til male dolphins known masturbate wrapping live eel around penis. male teen porpoises quickly learn difference electric eels eels.
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. job's belief alternative medicine surprising. one point fruitarian believed fruitarians bo , bathe.
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. gotta make sexy eat. hips nips. make sexy! gonna get higher ^ ^ ^ higher edit : humble post pushed 20,00 karma threshold three * whole years * lame posts. thank , taking higher ^ ^ ^ higher [ guys mind pcp? ] ( [URL] )
til milk must offered every meal united states school district wishes get reimbursement federal government. wow amazing work dairy lobby
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections.
til raccoons able open 11 13 complex locks fewer 10 tries problems repeating action locks rearranged turned upside down. also remember solutions tasks 3 years. raccoon hacked bank america account transferred money checking offshore account cayman islands. raccoon stole 20 dollars? pff. look mr. rich guy $ 20 bank account. pff. look moneybags bank account. pff. lk mnbgs vr hr , wt hs fnc xpnsv vwls.
til plato gave definition man as" featherless bipeds ," diogenes plucked chicken brought plato's academy , saying ," behold! i've brought man ," academy added" broad flat nails" definition.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. sailors , much like prisoners , historically relations members sex crew due lack women. possible? turn gay there's women around? , don't" turn gay" . cums point though warm hole warm hole. edit : there's nothing gay exploring! i'm done puns yeah nothing gay it. two straight dudes butt sex. mean think , gayest thing world sex woman. soft frilly smell like flowers. that's straight queer. fucking dude? muscles sweat , manly thing do.
til actress mercedes mccambridge dubbed voice demon exorcist swallowed raw eggs , chain smoked drank whiskey make voice harsh. bound chair recordings requested credit film.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity. something something getting nailed seamen loose hips sink ships. would still stick with" loose lips" , different set. seaman guzzler! report! seaman staines? !? ! anybody!
til 2008 olympics beijing , chinese government announced people could apply permits protest designate areas. none permits granted , many applied disappeared arrested. also remember hearing china big homeless population worried optics shown exposed olympics .. sudden homeless problem.
til ellie kemper ( office , unbreakable kimmy schmidt , crazy blow job girl ) one wealthiest families state missouri granddaughter mildred lane kemper , namesake mildred lane kemper art
til snoop dogg directed porn , name porn snoop doggystyle. released , huge hit top selling release year 2002 avn awards.
til - men 20s ejaculate often may impart protections prostate cancer later life.
til wilmer valderrama purchased vista cruiser used on" ' 70s show" $ 500 series ended.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. " boris yeltsin first words you. s. president clinton upon meeting 1995 , think o. j. it? " guy like relaxed uncle.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen [ knew ] ( [URL] ) edit : seriously , [ knew ] ( [URL] ). jesus christ. anyone marketing stop say" hey , maybe guy lying back , mouth wide open , eyes closed. sort looks like getting facial. " i've never seen water ad person drinking missing mouth like [ women laughing salads ] ( [URL] ) stock photo thing.
til sean bean scared helicopter flying preferred hike miles mountain full costume film lord rings scenes method acting. helicopters middle earth. really got character. lot work die 1st movie trilogy. watch extended. watching brormir faramir actually act together amazing makes miss boromir instead despising trying take ring can't hate boromir wanting take ring .. ring evil , manipulative little shit
til chrysler built 55 turbine-powered cars 1963-1964. could run fuel could burn oxygen , including perfume tequila , produced 130 horsepower. nine still exist.
til mother teresa encouraged members order secretly baptise dying patients , many hindus muslims also sadistic beleif ill suffer , often denying basic comforts medicine. piece shit person hid guise charity got away mostly hid people made others uncomfortable ( ill ).
til famous , nicki minaj fired approximately fifteen jobs discourtesy customers. , got hired 15 times. that's positive. find insulting get hired 15 times takes almost year 700 applications get part time job.
til nintendo sued galoob prevent release nes cheating device , game genie ; legal battle followed. sega genesis version , sega allowed release , officially licensed it.
til enough water lake superior flood entire landmasses north south america depth 1 foot. contains 3 quadrillion gallons fresh water. good thing take care great lakes keep clean pollutants / - michigander
queen elizabeth celebrates 91st birthday
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza. relaxed drank fifth vodka every day like old russian proverb :" everything's okay enough vodka" including vodka? especially vodka. even vodka.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. hahaha. that's cockroach's theme , though. mexican hat dance , also known el jarabe tapato. know tapatio sauce makes military breakfasts bearable. shitty powdered eggs grey ( reason ) cardboard bacon? liberal application tapatio mix together make okay skillet. tapatio , iirc , means" guadalajara" get wrong , also great basic sauce slather shit needs sauce get through. yep , means guadalajara think seen sauce mention. pretty good spice things up. although valentina best. el yucateco ya wimp
til phil collins honorary member hip-hop group , bone thugs-n-harmony due international success single , home , collins featured. collin moniker group chrome bone.
til - coca cola launched dasani water uk slogan ' bottled spunk ' & ' can't live without spunk ' ; oblivious uk spunks means semen.
til alec guinness agreed appear star wars negotiated deal doubled initial salary offer , guaranteed publicity film , would awarded 2.25 % gross royalties paid george lucas
til double-blind study published nature showed experienced astrologers better determining people psychological traits based location stars birth someone randomly guessing them. need double blind study tell matters divination imagined fantasies. taurus.
til pepsi's progressive president 1940s led marketing campaign put african americans positive light , cornering untapped market taking advantage coca-cola's hesitance hire black workers.
til term checkmate , according barnhart etymological dictionary , alteration persian phrase" shh mt" ( ) means , literally ," king helpless"
til 1851 , measuring tools precision one millionth inch.
til hitler used arson attack german parliament justify taking away civil liberties germany , including habeas corpus , freedom expression , freedom press , right free association , public assembly shame people learned mistakes pre-ww 2 germany.
til nazis cleared minefields chasing captured civilians across , detonating explosives.
til 17th century , roman catholic church ruled beavers fish could eaten fridays.
til jfk prescribed use rocking chair ease back pain , enjoyed much would give rocking chairs gifts friends , family , heads state.
til nipplegate , janet jackson blacklisted viacom's properties , including vh1 / mtv / cbs / clear channel radio stations , uninvited grammys , lost acting gigs , statue mickey
til northern elephant seals thought extinct eight discovered guadalupe island 1874 smithsonian expedition. killed seven collections.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. oh fucking * god * , poor guy. blame slightest. like usbekestani gold put borat version anthem?
til octopus named otto caused aquarium power outage climbing edge tank shooting jet water bright light annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original.
til seinfeld actually a" show nothing ," show comedians get material. think agree. show george. except one time kramer l. a. worst episodes. bad great like rest series. except somehow still way better finale.
til steve jobs took acid , said" taking lsd profound experience , one important things life" whenever see posts lsd think ," huh , that's one things i'd like try lifetime" . remember idea would even go safely acquiring , even netherlands.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. reminds kazakhstan girl shooting competition played borat spoof anthem. link : [URL] australian sporting event competition i'd totally humorous alternative national anthem. mean think several contenders but" under" men work would least / appropriate think.
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. [URL] hahaha. that's cockroach's theme , though. mexican hat dance , also known el jarabe tapato. know tapatio sauce makes military breakfasts bearable. shitty powdered eggs grey ( reason ) cardboard bacon? liberal application tapatio mix together make okay skillet. tapatio , iirc , means" guadalajara" get wrong , also great basic sauce slather shit needs sauce get through. also pretty good sign restaurant more-or-less authentic. edit : guess wrong. todo : try valentina.
til since speak much english , first english speaking role , antonio banderas learn lines phonetically
til queen elizabeth ii trained mechanic. learned skills wwii ( 1945 ) part auxiliary territorial service.
til steve jobs took acid , said" taking lsd profound experience , one important things life"
til france illegal deny holocaust happened.
til english sailors hms dolphin 1766 discovered native women islands would trade sex iron , began pulling nails , causing loss ship's structural integrity.
til nasa pilots routinely intercepted defeated you. s. navy phantom iis mock dogfights , complaints navy put end harassment.
til governor len small illinois acquitted embezzlement , eight jurors made decision received state jobs
til steve jobs could avoided premature death cancer properly treated , refused 9 months , believing alternative-medicine diet would better. one steve jobs ' notable regrets. i'd regret death die beating grizzly fistfight still considered a" fist fight" bear fists? think hand paw combat fits better. edit : get brawl ninja turtle animal cruelty assault?
til german animal protection law prohibits killing vertebrates without proper reason. ruling , german animal shelters no-kill shelters. work? wouldnt point overrun? compared many countries far less stray animals germany. apart cats , usually never know whether stray animals running around , never seen wild dog , escaped ones village that's thinking right now. sure * ever * seen stray dog germany.
til retail credit company's public image took beating series congressional testimonies changed name. today , known equifax soon known as" retail credit agency" following congressional testimony. < two weeks later > okay , calling ourselves" credit mcchecky clown penis" literally name left. let's hope nothing goes wrong time. could always washington redskins credit agency
til harlan ellison wrote hugo award winning short story" mouth , must scream" single night. made changes first draft.
til 1995 visit washington d. c. , russian president boris yeltsin found pennsylvania avenue , drunk , underwear trying hail cab order find pizza.
til genghis khan tengrist , religiously tolerant interested learning philosophical moral lessons religions. consulted buddhist monks , muslims , christian missionaries , taoist monk qiu chuji. discriminate , would wipe entire populations regardless religious affiliation. progressive funny many modern world history texts starting think way. many ways , mongol empire ushered modernity , including fostering global trade. infuriating. empathy absolutely required properly understand history , modern historians routinely demonstrate lack empathy genghis khan's victims. seen nothing , 100 years speak great hitler was.
til hairy frog known the" wolverine frog" thought intentionally break toe bones force sharp" claws" flesh means defence.
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. thread r / sex yesterday using microscope form contraception. that's how. wait .. can't say link explain need know [URL] people condoms? feel good. makes sex less fun. folk say make difference straight lying themselves.
til patsy cline offered car ride back nashville singer dottie west. cline refused , telling west ," worry , hoss. time go , time. " patsy cline died plane crash
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. bullies even hear sound car that's run behind. space race byproduct developing icbms .. spacex merely clever front future top time post / r / prorevenge ..
.. annoying him. he's also seen juggling hermit crabs , throwing rocks glass re-arranging tank surroundings. imagine kind stuff advanced species would write us. * * edit : * * never life imagine big break reddit would bland comment. people crazy. <3 thanks insisting creative original. " though cannot perceive , humans never ceased attempts destabilize simulation live in. " " simulation 7422 soon able build computers powerful enough create lifelike simulations attempt better understand world , thus perpetuating simulation one layer down. " " nested simulations would taxing systems. we'll make physically impossible. "" how? "" i'm sure , we'll make something like speed light. " came comments , left questioning life.
til elon musk heavily bullied child , group boys threw flight stairs beat unconscious. [ chart elon's life ] ( [URL] ) fucking hell i'm useless. dad gave 28,00 dollars bet could come something
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. oh fucking * god * , poor guy. blame slightest. tell it! guy grand prix essentially mocked triumph. dunno , would love someone played" america , fuck yea" something equally stereotypical. canadian national anthem substituted celine dion song titanic.
til william shatner sold kidney stone us $ 25,00 , paid building house habitat humanity. " synthesized uric acid , sold $ 25,00 build house it. warlock mars , bitch" - william shatner charlie sheen roast. actual quote? watch roast charlie sheen. says something sorts. shatner amazing , really really funny.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. yeah , kids fine. teenagers hand .. i'm worried. two teenage girls calm collected think critically. however , 7 - year-old son showing signs think critically , care to. he's gonna expensive.
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. yep , umbrella policy. one added mine. $ 1 million covers pretty much anything around $ 300 / year. whats funny teenager moves it'll drop $ 120 / year! homeowner without kids : umbrella f-ing cheap stupid it. insurance agent , advise everyone never kids. never. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us
til queen band world every member written least 3 number ones , meaning whole band songwriter's hall fame
til classic pc game" baldur's gate" developed , alongside engine , 18 months team 60 people never worked video game before. masterpiece game. graphics detailed time period. storyline engrossing. tell put lots research hard work making game. set standard type rpg's awhile. rereleased baldur gate updated graphics would spend much money.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. except navy , people promoted based still , rather performance
til hiroshima policeman went nagasaki teach police officers duck cover days bombings. single officer died nagasaki blast.
til korean dmz accidentally created one world's well-preserved nature reserves
til families columbine shooters paid millions settlements victims families. insurance agent father 3 year old , agree. someone expecting first child moment , thread terrifies me. father 4 year old 1.5 year old , kids best. congrats welcome club. sound like shill big children. .. adults?
til : nixon sent champagne note saying" justice ultimately prevails" mark felt pardoned reagan. 30 years later , revealed mark felt was" deep throat" helped bring watergate cover-up light.
til actor martin sheen married woman 56 years
til greek god fertility , never ending boner sacrificial animal ass. name gave rise medical term priapism - - prolonged erection
til japanese kamikaze pilots allowed return find suitable target. one pilot shot ninth return. * shrugs *" odds , amarite? " * shot dead *
til canada first country world adopt multiculturalism official policy ; 1971
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen [ knew ] ( [URL] ) edit : seriously , [ knew ] ( [URL] ). jesus christ. anyone marketing stop say" hey , maybe guy lying back , mouth wide open , eyes closed. sort looks like getting facial. " i've never seen water ad person drinking missing mouth
til penn jillette penn teller painted finger nails red joke response mother telling get manicure people would looking hands , always keeps one finger nail painted red memory mother.
til tyrannosaurus arms 1 meter long heavily muscled , biceps capable lifting several hundred pounds alone. appear small weak relative rest body.
til kyoto , former capital japan , means" capital city" tokyo means" eastern capital" voted hard burned temple
til mexican racing driver pedro rodrguez always traveled mexican flag record national anthem , 1967 south african gp organizers mexican anthem , instead played mexican hat dance. reminds kazakhstan girl shooting competition played borat spoof anthem. link : [URL]
david robinson grew tall ( 7 ' 0" graduation ) naval academy could served sea , hurting career us navy. instead leaving academy , compromise served two years shore duty
til : carthaginian explorer hanno reached ivory coast ~ 600-500 bc , thought gorillas race humans tried capture some. ended killing violent took skins back carthage put display.
til prohibition , people used get prescriptions ' medical ' wine alcohol , like today weed.
til responding starred jaws : revenge , michael caine said" never seen film , accounts terrible. however , seen house built , terrific. " he's like actor take every script he's given yet remains highly respected still offered great roles. nic cage started ( he's oscar winner ) destroyed career. feel like samuel l. jackson whatever fuck movie feels like , amazing terrible. respect that.
til frog swallows eggs , gives birth live frogs vomiting stomach
first time 21 years , arsenal fails make top 4 premier league least qualified european competition we're capable winning .. enjoy maccabi tel aviv away cunts tel aviv lovely city really. let's hope they're miserable.
til actor martin sheen married woman 56 years
arsenal becomes winning team fa cup 13 wins.
til coke marketed dasani brand water uk 2004 pr disaster referred as" bottled spunk" used slogan" can't live without spunk" realizing" spunk" slang word semen umm , also slang us it? i've living whole life i've never heard anyone say it. unless say english accent mean , people often talk semen typical conversations , definitely is. probably differs region region. i'm southern california
til plague solved overpopulation problem 14th century europe. aftermath wages increased , rent decreased , wealth evenly distributed , diet improved life expectancy increased. everyone wants solve overpopulation problem , want die. both. live kids , even stick 1 kid. that's china's trying achieve since 70s establishing one-child law. 2014 ( give take 2 years , bad memory ) changed 2 kids max. source : chinese
til cartman south park described independent films about" gay cowboys eating pudding" full 7 years independent film" brokeback mountain" came out. gotta make sexy eat. hips nips. make sexy! gonna get higher ^ ^ ^ higher edit : humble post pushed 20,00 karma threshold three * whole years * lame posts. thank , taking higher ^ ^ ^ higher [ guys mind pcp? ] ( [URL] )
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. holy shit , exactly came say. nuke too? implications comment massively scary. mean , many people would willingly stay sub deep underwater cramp / pressurized tube breathing recycled air. bunch dudes age 25 .. shenanigans pretty fucked , understand.
til peter principle : employees promoted based performance current role , ability perform new role. people rise level incompetence. episode 30 rock , character pete hornberger never overachieves avoid getting promoted head.
You're asking me out.  That's so cute. What's your name again?
You're asking me out.  That's so cute. What's your name again?
Gosh, if only we could find Kat a boyfriend...
Gosh, if only we could find Kat a boyfriend...
There.
There.
Sure have. I really, really, really wanna go, but I can't.  Not unless my sister goes.
Sure have. I really, really, really wanna go, but I can't.  Not unless my sister goes.
Hi.
Hi.
Have fun tonight?
Have fun tonight?
Well, no... Then that's all you had to say. But
Well, no... Then that's all you had to say. But
Wow
Wow
She okay?
She okay?
They do to!
They do to!
Did you change your hair? No.
Did you change your hair? No.
Where did he go?  He was just here. Who?
Where did he go?  He was just here. Who?
Great
Great
It's more
It's more
Where've you been?
Where've you been?
You looked beautiful last night, you know.
You looked beautiful last night, you know.
Let go! You set me up. I just wanted -- What? To completely damage me?  To send me to therapy forever? What?
Let go! You set me up. I just wanted -- What? To completely damage me?  To send me to therapy forever? What?
But she doesn't want to date.
But she doesn't want to date.
Oh, God.  It's starting.
Oh, God.  It's starting.
Wear the belly before you go. Daddy, no!
Wear the belly before you go. Daddy, no!
Promise me you won't talk to any boys unless your sister is present. Why?
Promise me you won't talk to any boys unless your sister is present. Why?
Daddy, I want to discuss the prom with you. It's tomorrow night -- The prom?  Kat has a date? No, but It's that hot rod Joey, right? That ' s who you want me to bend my rules for? He's not a "hot rod".  Whatever that is. You're not going unless your sister goes.  End of story.
Daddy, I want to discuss the prom with you. It's tomorrow night -- The prom?  Kat has a date? No, but It's that hot rod Joey, right? That ' s who you want me to bend my rules for? He's not a "hot rod".  Whatever that is. You're not going unless your sister goes.  End of story.
Daddy, I want to discuss the prom with you. It's tomorrow night -- The prom?  Kat has a date? No, but It's that hot rod Joey, right? That ' s who you want me to bend my rules for?
Daddy, I want to discuss the prom with you. It's tomorrow night -- The prom?  Kat has a date? No, but It's that hot rod Joey, right? That ' s who you want me to bend my rules for?
Daddy, I want to discuss the prom with you. It's tomorrow night -- The prom?  Kat has a date? No, but It's that hot rod Joey, right? That ' s who you want me to bend my rules for? He's not a "hot rod".  Whatever that is.
Daddy, I want to discuss the prom with you. It's tomorrow night -- The prom?  Kat has a date? No, but It's that hot rod Joey, right? That ' s who you want me to bend my rules for? He's not a "hot rod".  Whatever that is.
What about him?
What about him?
He's pretty!
He's pretty!
You told me that part already.
You told me that part already.
Cameron -- do you like the girl? Sure
Cameron -- do you like the girl? Sure
What's the worst?
What's the worst?
Hey -- do you mind?
Hey -- do you mind?
I can't take a girl like that out on twenty bucks.
I can't take a girl like that out on twenty bucks.
How'd you do it? Do what?
How'd you do it? Do what?
Hey. Are you lost? Nope - just came by to chat We don't chat. Well, actually, I thought I'd run an idea by you.  You know, just to see if you're interested.
Hey. Are you lost? Nope - just came by to chat We don't chat. Well, actually, I thought I'd run an idea by you.  You know, just to see if you're interested.
Hey. Are you lost? Nope - just came by to chat We don't chat.
Hey. Are you lost? Nope - just came by to chat We don't chat.
Pick you up Friday, then
Pick you up Friday, then
That's completely adorable!
That's completely adorable!
Okay?
Okay?
Kat! Wake up!
Kat! Wake up!
I should do this. Do what?
I should do this. Do what?
Start a band? My father wouldn't approve of that that
Start a band? My father wouldn't approve of that that
Oh, so now you think you know me?
Oh, so now you think you know me?
Put your right foot there -- Forget it.  I'm stayin'. You want me to climb up and show you how to get down?
Put your right foot there -- Forget it.  I'm stayin'. You want me to climb up and show you how to get down?
You up for it?
You up for it?
Is that a request or a command? You know what I mean No. No what? No, I won't go with you Why not?
Is that a request or a command? You know what I mean No. No what? No, I won't go with you Why not?
Is that a request or a command? You know what I mean No. No what?
Is that a request or a command? You know what I mean No. No what?
Is that a request or a command? You know what I mean No. No what? No, I won't go with you
Is that a request or a command? You know what I mean No. No what? No, I won't go with you
Wait I... You were paid to take me out!  By -- the one person I truly hate.  I knew it was a set-up! It wasn't like that. Really?  What was it like?  A down payment now, then a bonus for sleeping with me?
Wait I... You were paid to take me out!  By -- the one person I truly hate.  I knew it was a set-up! It wasn't like that. Really?  What was it like?  A down payment now, then a bonus for sleeping with me?
Besides, I had some extra cash. Some asshole paid me to take out a really great girl. Is that right?
Besides, I had some extra cash. Some asshole paid me to take out a really great girl. Is that right?
Hey there.  Tired of breathing? Hi. Cool pictures.  You a fan?
Hey there.  Tired of breathing? Hi. Cool pictures.  You a fan?
You think?
You think?
What?!
What?!
What do you wanna watch?  We've got crap, crap, crap or crap
What do you wanna watch?  We've got crap, crap, crap or crap
What just happened? Your daughters went to the prom. Did I have anything to say about it? Absolutely not.
What just happened? Your daughters went to the prom. Did I have anything to say about it? Absolutely not.
What are you listening to, chicken ass? Ah, leave him alone.  He's doing no harm.
What are you listening to, chicken ass? Ah, leave him alone.  He's doing no harm.
He's the devil's child...
He's the devil's child...
I could be gone for years. I know. I haven't given you much of a life. Well... that's true.  I have a child by a man who won't marry me!  Who's always leaving... Are we going to argue?
I could be gone for years. I know. I haven't given you much of a life. Well... that's true.  I have a child by a man who won't marry me!  Who's always leaving... Are we going to argue?
I could be gone for years. I know. I haven't given you much of a life. Well... that's true.  I have a child by a man who won't marry me!  Who's always leaving...
I could be gone for years. I know. I haven't given you much of a life. Well... that's true.  I have a child by a man who won't marry me!  Who's always leaving...
She said yes.
She said yes.
God... you're so beautiful!  I can't believe no other man has ever taken you away from me...
God... you're so beautiful!  I can't believe no other man has ever taken you away from me...
Can't you stay with us a little?
Can't you stay with us a little?
What are you listening to?
What are you listening to?
What does he say? He asks when he can come to visit you.  He left his address.
What does he say? He asks when he can come to visit you.  He left his address.
I want you to tell me everything you remember, Father.  From the beginning.  Everything. Really?  God... I wouldn't know where to start... and yet...
I want you to tell me everything you remember, Father.  From the beginning.  Everything. Really?  God... I wouldn't know where to start... and yet...
All I have to do is call the guards.
All I have to do is call the guards.
You come!  You speak first! Tell the Chief we thank him. Chief knows.
You come!  You speak first! Tell the Chief we thank him. Chief knows.
Chief says -- how many? Thousands.
Chief says -- how many? Thousands.
To bring the word of God. Chief says -- he has a God. ... and also to bring medicine. Chief says...
To bring the word of God. Chief says -- he has a God. ... and also to bring medicine. Chief says...
We will work with his people.  We want peace.  Ask the Chief if he understands? He understands.
We will work with his people.  We want peace.  Ask the Chief if he understands? He understands.
I am listening, my son. Father, I have betrayed my family. I betrayed my men.  And I betrayed you. What are you saying? I lied.  The journey will be longer than I said. How long?
I am listening, my son. Father, I have betrayed my family. I betrayed my men.  And I betrayed you. What are you saying? I lied.  The journey will be longer than I said. How long?
I am listening, my son. Father, I have betrayed my family. I betrayed my men.  And I betrayed you. What are you saying? I lied.  The journey will be longer than I said.
I am listening, my son. Father, I have betrayed my family. I betrayed my men.  And I betrayed you. What are you saying? I lied.  The journey will be longer than I said.
I suppose we're both old men now.
I suppose we're both old men now.
We can't raise the wheel without it.
We can't raise the wheel without it.
That's what he did to me.  He put cigarettes out on me. Your father put cigarettes out on you? Out on my back when I was a small boy.
That's what he did to me.  He put cigarettes out on me. Your father put cigarettes out on you? Out on my back when I was a small boy.
Now I become custody of police department? If you cooperate with the DA - maybe they'll help you with your situation. I will if they don't send me back.
Now I become custody of police department? If you cooperate with the DA - maybe they'll help you with your situation. I will if they don't send me back.
I can't take you to my place.
I can't take you to my place.
The men are out of quarters - practicing putting out fires. So...the station is empty?
The men are out of quarters - practicing putting out fires. So...the station is empty?
You better get packed.
You better get packed.
Do you have coffee? In the kitchen. I'll make some for us.
Do you have coffee? In the kitchen. I'll make some for us.
Forget about me.  You have enough problems of your own. ...Do you really want me to forget about you? I don't want to drag you down with me.
Forget about me.  You have enough problems of your own. ...Do you really want me to forget about you? I don't want to drag you down with me.
Whether you tell us or not, we'll find out.  Better if it comes from you. If I tell you, will you arrest me?
Whether you tell us or not, we'll find out.  Better if it comes from you. If I tell you, will you arrest me?
Chief - mind if I take her?
Chief - mind if I take her?
I'm gonna propose. When? Tomorrow.  At lunch.
I'm gonna propose. When? Tomorrow.  At lunch.
Where is she? Takin' a bath. Any I.D.?
Where is she? Takin' a bath. Any I.D.?
Are you hit?
Are you hit?
Boy, she's so popular all the sudden. What are you saying?
Boy, she's so popular all the sudden. What are you saying?
You goin' to the escort service? You got any better ideas? Mind if I ride along with you? This has nothing to do with your fire.
You goin' to the escort service? You got any better ideas? Mind if I ride along with you? This has nothing to do with your fire.
Two heads.
Two heads.
What are you hiding?  Why are you afraid She just saw two of her friends killed! They probably threatened her.
What are you hiding?  Why are you afraid She just saw two of her friends killed! They probably threatened her.
Why not?
Why not?
She's fucked.  Even if that story is true.
She's fucked.  Even if that story is true.
Look, Eddie, I'm tellin' you - I didn't touch her. Well, you shoulda because nobody's gonna believe you didn't...including me. I took her there for a shower and that's it.
Look, Eddie, I'm tellin' you - I didn't touch her. Well, you shoulda because nobody's gonna believe you didn't...including me. I took her there for a shower and that's it.
Detective - can you tell us what happened here?
Detective - can you tell us what happened here?
Eddie, are you okay? Yeah.  Now's not a good time. Alright. Alright? Alright. Alright.
Eddie, are you okay? Yeah.  Now's not a good time. Alright. Alright? Alright. Alright.
Eddie, are you okay? Yeah.  Now's not a good time. Alright. Alright?
Eddie, are you okay? Yeah.  Now's not a good time. Alright. Alright?
Eddie, are you okay? Yeah.  Now's not a good time. Alright. Alright? Alright.
Eddie, are you okay? Yeah.  Now's not a good time. Alright. Alright? Alright.
Hey, honey.
Hey, honey.
Look at this.  You have blood on your shirt.  Whose is it? Could be Leon's.
Look at this.  You have blood on your shirt.  Whose is it? Could be Leon's.
So what's unique?
So what's unique?
I hope this prick doesn't run.  My knees are killing me.  Stay behind me.
I hope this prick doesn't run.  My knees are killing me.  Stay behind me.
Any chance we can do that again?
Any chance we can do that again?
Give me the address!!
Give me the address!!
Next.  Could I see your documents, please?
Next.  Could I see your documents, please?
Who is he?
Who is he?
Just do what I do.  Say the same thing I say.  Don't open your mouth.
Just do what I do.  Say the same thing I say.  Don't open your mouth.
Oh, shit.  I hate looking at that!
Oh, shit.  I hate looking at that!
What is that?
What is that?
Let me get a shot of it. Sit down!
Let me get a shot of it. Sit down!
In movie they make of us, who do you think would act me?
In movie they make of us, who do you think would act me?
Yeah?
Yeah?
You outta be ashamed.  Ashamed of yourself. If I didn't put it on somebody else would!  I was his friend!
You outta be ashamed.  Ashamed of yourself. If I didn't put it on somebody else would!  I was his friend!
No.  Go ahead.
No.  Go ahead.
Got any spare change?  How 'bout a spare twenty? Look, I don't have time for you, get out of my way!!
Got any spare change?  How 'bout a spare twenty? Look, I don't have time for you, get out of my way!!
What?
What?
You go home.  I'm takin' your car and goin' back to the crime scene. Aren't you tired?
You go home.  I'm takin' your car and goin' back to the crime scene. Aren't you tired?
How was it?
How was it?
Take the car.  Get outta here, Tommy. Look, you can't shoot him in cold blood.
Take the car.  Get outta here, Tommy. Look, you can't shoot him in cold blood.
Are you busy?
Are you busy?
Look, Doctor!
Look, Doctor!
I don't think that's such a good idea.
I don't think that's such a good idea.
You and I have done nothing. You especially. We are innocent
You and I have done nothing. You especially. We are innocent
I want you to hear me out.
I want you to hear me out.
Hi. Frank... coming in, please. Right. Just a sec. Okay.
Hi. Frank... coming in, please. Right. Just a sec. Okay.
Hal?
Hal?
I didn't do that Frank. I took particular care not to freeze them. I guess you don't know your own strength, old boy. I guess not. I think I'll have to go out and burn them off.
I didn't do that Frank. I took particular care not to freeze them. I guess you don't know your own strength, old boy. I guess not. I think I'll have to go out and burn them off.
Too bad about Frank, isn't it? Yes, it is.
Too bad about Frank, isn't it? Yes, it is.
Why?  Why? She's dead. Why are you calling an ambulance?
Why?  Why? She's dead. Why are you calling an ambulance?
Do you know him well?
Do you know him well?
What was it inside that told you to jump?
What was it inside that told you to jump?
I'm having a party tomorrow. Yes, I know that sweetheart. Are you coming to my party? No, I'm sorry, darling, I told you I won't be home for a few days. When are you coming home?
I'm having a party tomorrow. Yes, I know that sweetheart. Are you coming to my party? No, I'm sorry, darling, I told you I won't be home for a few days. When are you coming home?
I'm having a party tomorrow. Yes, I know that sweetheart. Are you coming to my party? No, I'm sorry, darling, I told you I won't be home for a few days.
I'm having a party tomorrow. Yes, I know that sweetheart. Are you coming to my party? No, I'm sorry, darling, I told you I won't be home for a few days.
Okay, sweetheart. Have a lovely Birthday Party tomorrow. Thank you, Daddy. I'll wish you a happy Birthday now and I'll see you soon. All right, Darling? Yes, Daddy. 'Bye, 'bye, now, sweetheart.
Okay, sweetheart. Have a lovely Birthday Party tomorrow. Thank you, Daddy. I'll wish you a happy Birthday now and I'll see you soon. All right, Darling? Yes, Daddy. 'Bye, 'bye, now, sweetheart.
Okay, sweetheart. Have a lovely Birthday Party tomorrow. Thank you, Daddy. I'll wish you a happy Birthday now and I'll see you soon. All right, Darling? Yes, Daddy.
Okay, sweetheart. Have a lovely Birthday Party tomorrow. Thank you, Daddy. I'll wish you a happy Birthday now and I'll see you soon. All right, Darling? Yes, Daddy.
Oh, thank you very much. Thank you.
Oh, thank you very much. Thank you.
Yeah?
Yeah?
I don't give a damn about his girl...
I don't give a damn about his girl...
Maybe that's where I'm gonna cut your throat.
Maybe that's where I'm gonna cut your throat.
You're in a hurry. Yeah, i been waiting three years. You just quit bein' a priest or somethin'? No, baby, nothin' like that. Look, there's a place across the street. We can go right over there... What's the matter with my place?
You're in a hurry. Yeah, i been waiting three years. You just quit bein' a priest or somethin'? No, baby, nothin' like that. Look, there's a place across the street. We can go right over there... What's the matter with my place?
You're in a hurry. Yeah, i been waiting three years. You just quit bein' a priest or somethin'? No, baby, nothin' like that. Look, there's a place across the street. We can go right over there...
You're in a hurry. Yeah, i been waiting three years. You just quit bein' a priest or somethin'? No, baby, nothin' like that. Look, there's a place across the street. We can go right over there...
Well, maybe I'll see you later ...
Well, maybe I'll see you later ...
I'll buy ya the best dinner in San Francisco...how'd that be? Then we'll go dancin', okay?
I'll buy ya the best dinner in San Francisco...how'd that be? Then we'll go dancin', okay?
I said police.  Now drop the goddamn gun.
I said police.  Now drop the goddamn gun.
Where's ganz?
Where's ganz?
After I get outta this, cop...I'm gonna live forever... I don't think you're gonna make it.
After I get outta this, cop...I'm gonna live forever... I don't think you're gonna make it.
I got hit.  I can't believe it. I got shot. You're done.  End of story.
I got hit.  I can't believe it. I got shot. You're done.  End of story.
You here to write my life story?
You here to write my life story?
Yeah? I can deliver Ganz.  But you gotta get me outta here first. You're crazy. I can help you, man, but you gotta get me out.  I got to be on the street.  Get me outta here. What's the big deal about you bein' on the street? I got a lot to protect.
Yeah? I can deliver Ganz.  But you gotta get me outta here first. You're crazy. I can help you, man, but you gotta get me out.  I got to be on the street.  Get me outta here. What's the big deal about you bein' on the street? I got a lot to protect.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hey, this works pretty good. Thank you.
Hey, this works pretty good. Thank you.
Now, where we goin', convict?
Now, where we goin', convict?
I don't give out the details.
I don't give out the details.
This place don't seem real popular with the brothers.
This place don't seem real popular with the brothers.
That wasn't necessary, buddy. I got this under control.
That wasn't necessary, buddy. I got this under control.
There. Must be billy's girl.
There. Must be billy's girl.
Yeah, right.  You want to try again? Naw, you'd just call your pals back to bail you out one more time. They saved your ass, convict.
Yeah, right.  You want to try again? Naw, you'd just call your pals back to bail you out one more time. They saved your ass, convict.
Where's the goddamn car?
Where's the goddamn car?
Bullshit. Then i'm staying with the money. You stay with me...
Bullshit. Then i'm staying with the money. You stay with me...
Where's luther? Be polite. Say hello.  This is Candy.
Where's luther? Be polite. Say hello.  This is Candy.
What about Luther?
What about Luther?
We missed. You missed ... Luther took a taxi to the hotel across the street. Made a phone call. Maybe we should pay Luther a visit.
We missed. You missed ... Luther took a taxi to the hotel across the street. Made a phone call. Maybe we should pay Luther a visit.
That was quick. When you been in prison three years, it don't take long. Let's go. Why?
That was quick. When you been in prison three years, it don't take long. Let's go. Why?
Notice something funny about that bus?
Notice something funny about that bus?
Sorry we didn't do better, Jack. I feel like I let you down. Naw, you didn't let me down.  It was a long shot all the way.  We gave 'em a good run at it.
Sorry we didn't do better, Jack. I feel like I let you down. Naw, you didn't let me down.  It was a long shot all the way.  We gave 'em a good run at it.
It's late, they're closing...
It's late, they're closing...
Do I get to kiss her too?
Do I get to kiss her too?
You okay? Yeah.  But I wasn't there for a second.
You okay? Yeah.  But I wasn't there for a second.
What the bell happened? I lost them, that's what happened. How did they get away?
What the bell happened? I lost them, that's what happened. How did they get away?
Which one pulled the trigger? The Indian.  I was about 30 yards away.
Which one pulled the trigger? The Indian.  I was about 30 yards away.
Where the Christ do you think you're going?
Where the Christ do you think you're going?
Bullshit red tape.
Bullshit red tape.
I got to wait for a call.
I got to wait for a call.
I almost forgot.  That pal of yours from the Vice Squad wants you to call him.
I almost forgot.  That pal of yours from the Vice Squad wants you to call him.
Jesus Christ.  Why the hell didn't you tell me before?
Jesus Christ.  Why the hell didn't you tell me before?
He ... he wants me to help him skip town. When? How?
He ... he wants me to help him skip town. When? How?
Hey, you're right. You're hopeless.
Hey, you're right. You're hopeless.
I'm all wet.
I'm all wet.
Maybe you ought to buy me one.
Maybe you ought to buy me one.
You know something, Jack, you really are hopeless. That's the way I see it, too. Call me later. You sure you want me to?
You know something, Jack, you really are hopeless. That's the way I see it, too. Call me later. You sure you want me to?
Thanks for the coffee. I think you forgot this. Hands him his wallet and badge...
Thanks for the coffee. I think you forgot this. Hands him his wallet and badge...
I'm at work, asshole.  Where else? Elaine! I... I'm sorry... I was expecting somebody else... police business. No wonder you're so popular. No, it's I'm just surprised you called.
I'm at work, asshole.  Where else? Elaine! I... I'm sorry... I was expecting somebody else... police business. No wonder you're so popular. No, it's I'm just surprised you called.
The number ... what's the Goddamn number?
The number ... what's the Goddamn number?
Hello. Hi, it's me...
Hello. Hi, it's me...
Hey, I don't believe it. Hiya, kid. I ought to have you and your friend thrown out... Don't.  We've had a hard night. I can see that.  Pardon me for saying so, but you look like shit.  What happened?
Hey, I don't believe it. Hiya, kid. I ought to have you and your friend thrown out... Don't.  We've had a hard night. I can see that.  Pardon me for saying so, but you look like shit.  What happened?
Hey, I don't believe it. Hiya, kid. I ought to have you and your friend thrown out... Don't.  We've had a hard night.
Hey, I don't believe it. Hiya, kid. I ought to have you and your friend thrown out... Don't.  We've had a hard night.
You real down?
You real down?
Three more hours... Where is he? Promised I'd turn my back while he... ah, never mind... Tell me.
Three more hours... Where is he? Promised I'd turn my back while he... ah, never mind... Tell me.
You're impossible...
You're impossible...
Hard man to live with. How would you know? Hey, two days with him is enough.
Hard man to live with. How would you know? Hey, two days with him is enough.
Hey... Shut up.
Hey... Shut up.
What do you want?  What's goin' on?
What do you want?  What's goin' on?
Stall.
Stall.
How hot are they?
How hot are they?
How ya doin'? Can't complain. We got a lot to talk about. Yeah, old times. We'll follow you.  Take it slow,okay?
How ya doin'? Can't complain. We got a lot to talk about. Yeah, old times. We'll follow you.  Take it slow,okay?
How ya doin'? Can't complain. We got a lot to talk about. Yeah, old times.
How ya doin'? Can't complain. We got a lot to talk about. Yeah, old times.
Surprise, Luther. Whaddya want?  I thought you were locked up- I want the money, asshole, what do you think?  The money that Reggie hid... I don't know what you're talkin' about.
Surprise, Luther. Whaddya want?  I thought you were locked up- I want the money, asshole, what do you think?  The money that Reggie hid... I don't know what you're talkin' about.
Let her go.
Let her go.
How you doing, man?
How you doing, man?
You sure?
You sure?
How much? This is clean shit.  No serial numbers and never been used... Don't mess with me. How much? Five bills. Five.  On credit.
How much? This is clean shit.  No serial numbers and never been used... Don't mess with me. How much? Five bills. Five.  On credit.
How much? This is clean shit.  No serial numbers and never been used... Don't mess with me. How much? Five bills.
How much? This is clean shit.  No serial numbers and never been used... Don't mess with me. How much? Five bills.
Fuck you.  You got no right for this kind of play.
Fuck you.  You got no right for this kind of play.
...We're saved!
...We're saved!
Yes. That's fine! Thank you very much. A thousand times over! I might call to check up on her, you know... to see if she's better? She's fine, really..don't you worry.. just needs some rest..she's had a very long trip.
Yes. That's fine! Thank you very much. A thousand times over! I might call to check up on her, you know... to see if she's better? She's fine, really..don't you worry.. just needs some rest..she's had a very long trip.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Is there anything that can stop it?
Is there anything that can stop it?
What are we going to do?
What are we going to do?
Uh father, I know she's been through a lot... but the sacred stones..we don't have much time..
Uh father, I know she's been through a lot... but the sacred stones..we don't have much time..
They really made her...
They really made her...
I'm sorry, but... the Stones...
I'm sorry, but... the Stones...
Yeah?
Yeah?
...Priest...
...Priest...
Yeah? Have you pulled yourself together?
Yeah? Have you pulled yourself together?
Welcome on board Mr. Dallas..
Welcome on board Mr. Dallas..
I'm sorry..
I'm sorry..
6... 5...
6... 5...
...Hi.
...Hi.
I don't even know what I'm looking for!
I don't even know what I'm looking for!
What did you say? What did you do? Nothing! Swear to God, I didn't do nothing!
What did you say? What did you do? Nothing! Swear to God, I didn't do nothing!
I told you I need to work in peace. Remember? I need to concentrate. And you can't concentrate with me around?.
I told you I need to work in peace. Remember? I need to concentrate. And you can't concentrate with me around?.
I'm so very sad. Why? We did pretty well, wouldn't you say? Five hundred wars... Arms... Drugs... Money... Everything you create is used to destroy... I told you not to read all that crap!
I'm so very sad. Why? We did pretty well, wouldn't you say? Five hundred wars... Arms... Drugs... Money... Everything you create is used to destroy... I told you not to read all that crap!
It's not?
It's not?
Thanks..
Thanks..
They just landed in the desert.
They just landed in the desert.
A weapon against evil.  Amazing!  I am going to be famous.
A weapon against evil.  Amazing!  I am going to be famous.
...Not far, now.
...Not far, now.
The Stones will be here. I'll see to it personally!
The Stones will be here. I'll see to it personally!
Welcome home.
Welcome home.
I love you.
I love you.
Hello? Amy, it's me.  Listen very carefully..
Hello? Amy, it's me.  Listen very carefully..
What happened to you? I'm okay, honey, I'm okay.  Are you alright? What's going on, Tom?  What happened? I can't tell you, Amy.  You know I can't.  You have to trust me... Tom...
What happened to you? I'm okay, honey, I'm okay.  Are you alright? What's going on, Tom?  What happened? I can't tell you, Amy.  You know I can't.  You have to trust me... Tom...
What happened to you? I'm okay, honey, I'm okay.  Are you alright? What's going on, Tom?  What happened? I can't tell you, Amy.  You know I can't.  You have to trust me...
What happened to you? I'm okay, honey, I'm okay.  Are you alright? What's going on, Tom?  What happened? I can't tell you, Amy.  You know I can't.  You have to trust me...
Why haven't you called?  Why don't you answer your phone? I don't know.  I'm sorry...
Why haven't you called?  Why don't you answer your phone? I don't know.  I'm sorry...
Who are you calling? Mrs. Christian. What? She's all I've got.  She's the only witness.
Who are you calling? Mrs. Christian. What? She's all I've got.  She's the only witness.
She died in her sleep three days ago.  It was in the paper...
She died in her sleep three days ago.  It was in the paper...
It's an honor to meet you.  Thank you for seeing us.
It's an honor to meet you.  Thank you for seeing us.
You have a beautiful face... the way the light hits it.  I'd like to take your picture.  You don't mind? I'd rather you didn't. What's the problem? I'm camera shy. You trust me to keep your money, but not to take your picture?
You have a beautiful face... the way the light hits it.  I'd like to take your picture.  You don't mind? I'd rather you didn't. What's the problem? I'm camera shy. You trust me to keep your money, but not to take your picture?
You have a beautiful face... the way the light hits it.  I'd like to take your picture.  You don't mind? I'd rather you didn't. What's the problem? I'm camera shy.
You have a beautiful face... the way the light hits it.  I'd like to take your picture.  You don't mind? I'd rather you didn't. What's the problem? I'm camera shy.
I'll do this for you.  Fifteen thousand dollars. Machine's in?
I'll do this for you.  Fifteen thousand dollars. Machine's in?
You brought the money?
You brought the money?
Excellent. Where are the women?
Excellent. Where are the women?
Friend of yours? Look, he's got nothing to do with this... let him go... Can you guess what I'm going to say next? He doesn't know anything... he's got nothing to do with this...
Friend of yours? Look, he's got nothing to do with this... let him go... Can you guess what I'm going to say next? He doesn't know anything... he's got nothing to do with this...
You're a dead man. Leave him alone.
You're a dead man. Leave him alone.
You got the guts, tough guy?  Gonna kill us all, is that it?
You got the guts, tough guy?  Gonna kill us all, is that it?
Show me where you did it, on the map, exactly where you did it. Why?
Show me where you did it, on the map, exactly where you did it. Why?
You almost went over your limit.
You almost went over your limit.
Give me the film.
Give me the film.
He's lying.
He's lying.
I don't know what you're looking for, mister, but so we're clear from the start, I'm straight.
I don't know what you're looking for, mister, but so we're clear from the start, I'm straight.
Wha... ?
Wha... ?
You don't need to be here.
You don't need to be here.
What's next? I'm trying to figure that out myself.  I have to see Machine without his mask. Still don't want to tell me what you're doing?
What's next? I'm trying to figure that out myself.  I have to see Machine without his mask. Still don't want to tell me what you're doing?
He's odd.
He's odd.
People remember me from the news.  Can you drive me back now?
People remember me from the news.  Can you drive me back now?
I... I shouldn't take anymore of your time.  Maybe we can finish tomorrow.  I'll call tomorrow...
I... I shouldn't take anymore of your time.  Maybe we can finish tomorrow.  I'll call tomorrow...
You were right.  I didn't find anything.  I'm going to run and get something to eat. Are you hungry?
You were right.  I didn't find anything.  I'm going to run and get something to eat. Are you hungry?
Alright.  May I have your phone number, area code first? No, you may not.
Alright.  May I have your phone number, area code first? No, you may not.
You alright?
You alright?
I can't go back to sleep again.
I can't go back to sleep again.
I love to dream, I just hate ones about my dad.
I love to dream, I just hate ones about my dad.
You what?
You what?
Kristen, what happened?
Kristen, what happened?
No... You're his sister, right? Rick stayed later after school with Kristen.  She wasn't feeling very well. Tell him I was looking for him, okay?  I'm Dan.
No... You're his sister, right? Rick stayed later after school with Kristen.  She wasn't feeling very well. Tell him I was looking for him, okay?  I'm Dan.
I was there in the dream.  He took her. It was awful.  It was awful...
I was there in the dream.  He took her. It was awful.  It was awful...
How long have you been awake?
How long have you been awake?
Not really. Is there something we can do?
Not really. Is there something we can do?
As long as your driving doesn't kill us.
As long as your driving doesn't kill us.
Here we are.
Here we are.
You look great!
You look great!
Hey, Rick!
Hey, Rick!
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
What is it?
What is it?
Now you know who and what Freddy really is. I though Freddy was just an old town story.
Now you know who and what Freddy really is. I though Freddy was just an old town story.
Frankly, dear, we wondered what you intend to do with our baby?
Frankly, dear, we wondered what you intend to do with our baby?
In your present condition, Alice, we're worried about your ability --
In your present condition, Alice, we're worried about your ability --
We know you've been through a lot but there's more than your feelings at stake here.
We know you've been through a lot but there's more than your feelings at stake here.
Hey...wake up.
Hey...wake up.
Hi, you don't look very well.  Are you feeling all right?
Hi, you don't look very well.  Are you feeling all right?
Is that who you're waiting for?
Is that who you're waiting for?
No you're not.  You don't even care about being a mom.  How come you don't think about me?
No you're not.  You don't even care about being a mom.  How come you don't think about me?
Mommy...?
Mommy...?
Hi, beautiful. Jesus!  Don't do that!
Hi, beautiful. Jesus!  Don't do that!
The tickets. They're coach seats, but the plane lands in Paris.  It's gonna be a helluva summer, hon!
The tickets. They're coach seats, but the plane lands in Paris.  It's gonna be a helluva summer, hon!
You stopped it didn't you?  It was probably just a regular bad dream. Yeah...I guess. You don't dream him up, he can't hurt you.  Or me.  Or us.  Remember... You're right. There you go.  Love you.
You stopped it didn't you?  It was probably just a regular bad dream. Yeah...I guess. You don't dream him up, he can't hurt you.  Or me.  Or us.  Remember... You're right. There you go.  Love you.
You stopped it didn't you?  It was probably just a regular bad dream. Yeah...I guess. You don't dream him up, he can't hurt you.  Or me.  Or us.  Remember... You're right.
You stopped it didn't you?  It was probably just a regular bad dream. Yeah...I guess. You don't dream him up, he can't hurt you.  Or me.  Or us.  Remember... You're right.
Dad!
Dad!
Where are we going?
Where are we going?
I'm so sorry, honey...
I'm so sorry, honey...
Alice! I've got to go. No!  I won't have you running around in the middle of the night.  You're coming home. But Dad --
Alice! I've got to go. No!  I won't have you running around in the middle of the night.  You're coming home. But Dad --
Did everyone call everyone?
Did everyone call everyone?
What's that got to do with it?
What's that got to do with it?
You had me scared on the phone.  What's wrong with the baby?
You had me scared on the phone.  What's wrong with the baby?
I really think you need to calm down now, okay?
I really think you need to calm down now, okay?
Look...we're all tired.  None of us had any sleep since Friday night...
Look...we're all tired.  None of us had any sleep since Friday night...
You do good work, Alice.
You do good work, Alice.
Give up, Mark, it's hopeless.
Give up, Mark, it's hopeless.
I've got to write some of this down.
I've got to write some of this down.
I thought about that.
I thought about that.
Then get out!
Then get out!
Do you think I'm an idiot...for being in love with her?
Do you think I'm an idiot...for being in love with her?
Tell me some more about this Krueger guy.
Tell me some more about this Krueger guy.
They think I'm nuts.
They think I'm nuts.
Poor woman...
Poor woman...
Stop saying that, it's bullshit.
Stop saying that, it's bullshit.
You, too?
You, too?
What is it? Your 'out.'  This came for you. My father!  He's not - ?
What is it? Your 'out.'  This came for you. My father!  He's not - ?
They're so remote - cold - beautiful, the stars.  But now - I wonder - Yes?
They're so remote - cold - beautiful, the stars.  But now - I wonder - Yes?
Yeah?
Yeah?
You hear that?
You hear that?
What do you think?
What do you think?
Remove your weapons, Commander. And come here - alone!
Remove your weapons, Commander. And come here - alone!
Swell!
Swell!
He did!
He did!
Well, I'll be - !
Well, I'll be - !
She's gone already!  Gone already! Couldn't wait. Yes. That's all you got to say? "Yes". Yes. She won't be here for a half hour. Think you can stand it that long? Yes.
She's gone already!  Gone already! Couldn't wait. Yes. That's all you got to say? "Yes". Yes. She won't be here for a half hour. Think you can stand it that long? Yes.
She's gone already!  Gone already! Couldn't wait. Yes. That's all you got to say? "Yes". Yes.
She's gone already!  Gone already! Couldn't wait. Yes. That's all you got to say? "Yes". Yes.
She's gone already!  Gone already! Couldn't wait. Yes. That's all you got to say? "Yes". Yes. She won't be here for a half hour. Think you can stand it that long?
She's gone already!  Gone already! Couldn't wait. Yes. That's all you got to say? "Yes". Yes. She won't be here for a half hour. Think you can stand it that long?
Dad.
Dad.
That's illegal, you know. I know. You're a policeman. Nope. Not anymore. I'm nothing anymore.
That's illegal, you know. I know. You're a policeman. Nope. Not anymore. I'm nothing anymore.
Jill, please, it's alright. Nothing happened. I want to go home.
Jill, please, it's alright. Nothing happened. I want to go home.
New hat?  Jill's up, I see. For a while. How's she doing? Okay. She's fine.
New hat?  Jill's up, I see. For a while. How's she doing? Okay. She's fine.
Call me. Tonight. Let's get together.
Call me. Tonight. Let's get together.
Did you tell them?  That we were coming? Don't you think it's proper for a fella to introduce his girl to his parents? I know your parents.
Did you tell them?  That we were coming? Don't you think it's proper for a fella to introduce his girl to his parents? I know your parents.
Are you sure they're home? Did you call?
Are you sure they're home? Did you call?
Strange. Think they're alright? Of course! I would've heard. How?
Strange. Think they're alright? Of course! I would've heard. How?
This is nuts.
This is nuts.
Take care, Wade.
Take care, Wade.
Where's Ma?
Where's Ma?
Pop, for Christ's sake!
Pop, for Christ's sake!
Love! What the fuck do you know about love? Love! I'm made of love! Call it what you want. Everything you know is from me. Yeah. Bang!
Love! What the fuck do you know about love? Love! I'm made of love! Call it what you want. Everything you know is from me. Yeah. Bang!
Love! What the fuck do you know about love? Love! I'm made of love! Call it what you want. Everything you know is from me.
Love! What the fuck do you know about love? Love! I'm made of love! Call it what you want. Everything you know is from me.
Love! What the fuck do you know about love? Love! I'm made of love! Call it what you want. Everything you know is from me. Yeah.
Love! What the fuck do you know about love? Love! I'm made of love! Call it what you want. Everything you know is from me. Yeah.
He's in a meeting.  He can't be disturbed. I'm sorry, honey.
He's in a meeting.  He can't be disturbed. I'm sorry, honey.
Mom? Yes dear?
Mom? Yes dear?
The woman you shot. She was my friend.
The woman you shot. She was my friend.
Alice!
Alice!
How you doing, sweetie?
How you doing, sweetie?
U.S. Pilots, this is Air Force One.
U.S. Pilots, this is Air Force One.
Mr. President, it's an honor. Now with your permission can we lead you the fuck out of here. You read my mind. Put your pilot on.
Mr. President, it's an honor. Now with your permission can we lead you the fuck out of here. You read my mind. Put your pilot on.
Who's flying the fucking plane?
Who's flying the fucking plane?
The Chief Justice? What on earth for?
The Chief Justice? What on earth for?
The rest of the secret service? Dead. How many others killed? Nine.
The rest of the secret service? Dead. How many others killed? Nine.
You're pointing a gun at me.
You're pointing a gun at me.
Now, or he dies, please.
Now, or he dies, please.
The world is such a dangerous place and we can't always protect our children.
The world is such a dangerous place and we can't always protect our children.
Four... Jim...
Four... Jim...
You got what you wanted. You going to release us now?
You got what you wanted. You going to release us now?
Stop. You'll do it? Yes, I'll do it.  Just leave my family alone.
Stop. You'll do it? Yes, I'll do it.  Just leave my family alone.
No you won't. You'll compromise... like always.
No you won't. You'll compromise... like always.
I'll not going without my family.
I'll not going without my family.
Sir, we stay with the President.
Sir, we stay with the President.
May I speak to you for a moment? Can't it wait?
May I speak to you for a moment? Can't it wait?
Don't.  I know spin control when I feel it.
Don't.  I know spin control when I feel it.
You know what? What? I miss you. And I miss her. But that's the point, Jim. We're right here.
You know what? What? I miss you. And I miss her. But that's the point, Jim. We're right here.
I don't know why you stayed.
I don't know why you stayed.
What are you doing? Flying the plane.
What are you doing? Flying the plane.
Where are we sending it?
Where are we sending it?
What's going on? We're under attack. Where's my family?
What's going on? We're under attack. Where's my family?
One. But...
One. But...
Okay... if you're the President, when's your wife's birthday? Look lady, I don't have time for games. Just put the.... Thank you for calling the white House...
Okay... if you're the President, when's your wife's birthday? Look lady, I don't have time for games. Just put the.... Thank you for calling the white House...
Twenty five minutes. They should be here any moment.
Twenty five minutes. They should be here any moment.
What?
What?
Elaine.
Elaine.
What are you doing, Ted?
What are you doing, Ted?
Ted. Not now, Elaine!
Ted. Not now, Elaine!
Elaine! Ted! Elaine, what's going on?
Elaine! Ted! Elaine, what's going on?
Ted, we've only got ten minutes. Not now, Elaine.
Ted, we've only got ten minutes. Not now, Elaine.
Well, Elaine, this might be it if those guys on the ground don't think of something. I just want you to know, I love you Ted and always will.
Well, Elaine, this might be it if those guys on the ground don't think of something. I just want you to know, I love you Ted and always will.
Are you afraid? Not when I'm with you, Ted.
Are you afraid? Not when I'm with you, Ted.
Simon, I didn't want it to end like this. We can be friends!  You'll die out there. Maybe.
Simon, I didn't want it to end like this. We can be friends!  You'll die out there. Maybe.
You can't go in there! Don't try to stop me!
You can't go in there! Don't try to stop me!
You've been hurt. I'm getting over it.  If a relationship isn't working, you can't force it.
You've been hurt. I'm getting over it.  If a relationship isn't working, you can't force it.
No.  It's hard to L-A-U-G-H when your father's dying.
No.  It's hard to L-A-U-G-H when your father's dying.
Captain, how soon can we land?
Captain, how soon can we land?
What did he have?
What did he have?
Ted! What are you doing? You can't fly this plane!
Ted! What are you doing? You can't fly this plane!
Rain. And a little ice.
Rain. And a little ice.
It's a damn good thing he doesn't know how much I hate his guts.
It's a damn good thing he doesn't know how much I hate his guts.
Ted... Yes? I wanted you to know -- now -- I'm very proud. Tell them the gear is down and we're ready to land.
Ted... Yes? I wanted you to know -- now -- I'm very proud. Tell them the gear is down and we're ready to land.
We'd better get back now.
We'd better get back now.
Oh, Bill, I'm going to miss you so much. You promise you'll write.
Oh, Bill, I'm going to miss you so much. You promise you'll write.
Good-bye, darling. Oh, Bill, I'll keep it. I'll keep it with me all the time. So long, darling. Good-bye. Take care of yourself. Bill! Bill! Good-bye, Bill. Good-bye, darling. Good-bye, darling. I love you. I love you, darling.
Good-bye, darling. Oh, Bill, I'll keep it. I'll keep it with me all the time. So long, darling. Good-bye. Take care of yourself. Bill! Bill! Good-bye, Bill. Good-bye, darling. Good-bye, darling. I love you. I love you, darling.
Good-bye, darling. Oh, Bill, I'll keep it. I'll keep it with me all the time. So long, darling. Good-bye. Take care of yourself. Bill! Bill! Good-bye, Bill.
Good-bye, darling. Oh, Bill, I'll keep it. I'll keep it with me all the time. So long, darling. Good-bye. Take care of yourself. Bill! Bill! Good-bye, Bill.
Good-bye, darling. Oh, Bill, I'll keep it. I'll keep it with me all the time. So long, darling. Good-bye. Take care of yourself. Bill! Bill! Good-bye, Bill. Good-bye, darling.
Good-bye, darling. Oh, Bill, I'll keep it. I'll keep it with me all the time. So long, darling. Good-bye. Take care of yourself. Bill! Bill! Good-bye, Bill. Good-bye, darling.
What did you think of 'Great Expectations?'
What did you think of 'Great Expectations?'
How ya doing, honey? Oh Jack, I'm so warm. I'm burning up.
How ya doing, honey? Oh Jack, I'm so warm. I'm burning up.
Excuse me, Sister? Yes? There's a little girl on board who's ill and... Oh yes, I saw. Poor child. Could I borrow your guitar? I thought I might be able to cheer her up.
Excuse me, Sister? Yes? There's a little girl on board who's ill and... Oh yes, I saw. Poor child. Could I borrow your guitar? I thought I might be able to cheer her up.
Excuse me, Sister? Yes? There's a little girl on board who's ill and... Oh yes, I saw. Poor child.
Excuse me, Sister? Yes? There's a little girl on board who's ill and... Oh yes, I saw. Poor child.
Excuse me, sir. Would you like some coffee before we serve dinner?
Excuse me, sir. Would you like some coffee before we serve dinner?
You okay?
You okay?
He's not here.  Why ask me? The young woman at the front said you might know where he is.
He's not here.  Why ask me? The young woman at the front said you might know where he is.
In there.
In there.
Kill them both. Here?
Kill them both. Here?
Who said that?
Who said that?
Matthew, you don't have to-- .
Matthew, you don't have to-- .
I'm going home.
I'm going home.
Stop the car. Why? Please, I must get out here. Come on, you won't have to get near the water.
Stop the car. Why? Please, I must get out here. Come on, you won't have to get near the water.
Okay, George -- we gotta play this real smart. If the drug is here, we must destroy it.
Okay, George -- we gotta play this real smart. If the drug is here, we must destroy it.
Uh, George...
Uh, George...
No!  We must do this alone.
No!  We must do this alone.
I never thought I'd say this, but -- for once in my life I think I'm willing to wait for back-up. We can't let him get away. Why the hell are you so dead set against back-up? Because... because of what will happen if humans see what we are capable of becoming. But there's no more drug.
I never thought I'd say this, but -- for once in my life I think I'm willing to wait for back-up. We can't let him get away. Why the hell are you so dead set against back-up? Because... because of what will happen if humans see what we are capable of becoming. But there's no more drug.
I never thought I'd say this, but -- for once in my life I think I'm willing to wait for back-up. We can't let him get away. Why the hell are you so dead set against back-up? Because... because of what will happen if humans see what we are capable of becoming.
I never thought I'd say this, but -- for once in my life I think I'm willing to wait for back-up. We can't let him get away. Why the hell are you so dead set against back-up? Because... because of what will happen if humans see what we are capable of becoming.
How do I look?
How do I look?
What kind of test? Looking for some foreign compound in the blood of that alien you dropped the other day.
What kind of test? Looking for some foreign compound in the blood of that alien you dropped the other day.
Does that look at all suspicious to you?
Does that look at all suspicious to you?
Get outta there! I can't!  Do you mind!
Get outta there! I can't!  Do you mind!
Movement! Position? Can't lock up... Talk to me, Hudson.
Movement! Position? Can't lock up... Talk to me, Hudson.
It's going to be closer.  You better get going.
It's going to be closer.  You better get going.
You did okay, Bishop.
You did okay, Bishop.
I expected more of you, Ripley. I thought you would be smarter than this.
I expected more of you, Ripley. I thought you would be smarter than this.
What is it? I don't know.
What is it? I don't know.
I told them to fall back...
I told them to fall back...
We're not making that out too well.  What is it?
We're not making that out too well.  What is it?
Let's get the fuck out of here!
Let's get the fuck out of here!
We got problems.
We got problems.
The corner!  Ready?
The corner!  Ready?
Seventeen meters.
Seventeen meters.
Let's go!  Let's go!
Let's go!  Let's go!
They're in the approach corridor.
They're in the approach corridor.
Now many?
Now many?
It's game time.
It's game time.
Locked.
Locked.
No!  No!  She's alive!  We have to --
No!  No!  She's alive!  We have to --
Ellen.
Ellen.
Yeah, bullshit.  Watch us.
Yeah, bullshit.  Watch us.
Thanks.
Thanks.
They cut the power.
They cut the power.
Nine meters.  Eight. Can't be.  That's inside the room!
Nine meters.  Eight. Can't be.  That's inside the room!
Bad dreams again?  Do you want something to help you sleep?
Bad dreams again?  Do you want something to help you sleep?
Now you just lie here and have a nap.  You're exhausted.
Now you just lie here and have a nap.  You're exhausted.
Well, some kids can't handle it like you can.
Well, some kids can't handle it like you can.
Mommy...I mean, Ripley...I'm scared.
Mommy...I mean, Ripley...I'm scared.
Burke!  Open the door!
Burke!  Open the door!
Mommy...Mommy?
Mommy...Mommy?
Are we going to sleep now? That's right. Can we dream?
Are we going to sleep now? That's right. Can we dream?
Oh. Well perhaps you could introduce us anyway.
Oh. Well perhaps you could introduce us anyway.
Oh - excuse me! Is her mother still lying on the floor? No, she's fine.
Oh - excuse me! Is her mother still lying on the floor? No, she's fine.
What is it? I want to go! Where? I want to go back to Vienna. Now? Yes!
What is it? I want to go! Where? I want to go back to Vienna. Now? Yes!
There's a young girl to see you. What does she want? I don't know. Well, ask her! She won't talk to me. She says she has to speak to you.
There's a young girl to see you. What does she want? I don't know. Well, ask her! She won't talk to me. She says she has to speak to you.
There's a young girl to see you. What does she want? I don't know. Well, ask her!
There's a young girl to see you. What does she want? I don't know. Well, ask her!
No. Don't answer it!
No. Don't answer it!
Give me one reason I can understand. I can't write it! Why not?
Give me one reason I can understand. I can't write it! Why not?
Excellency!
Excellency!
Come back tonight. Tonight? Alone. What for? Some service deserves service in return. No? What do you mean?
Come back tonight. Tonight? Alone. What for? Some service deserves service in return. No? What do you mean?
Come back tonight. Tonight? Alone. What for?
Come back tonight. Tonight? Alone. What for?
Come back tonight. Tonight? Alone. What for? Some service deserves service in return. No?
Come back tonight. Tonight? Alone. What for? Some service deserves service in return. No?
What are you doing here? Your husband is ill, ma'am. He took sick. I brought him home. Why you? I was at hand. Well, thank you very much. You can go now. He needs me, ma'am.
What are you doing here? Your husband is ill, ma'am. He took sick. I brought him home. Why you? I was at hand. Well, thank you very much. You can go now. He needs me, ma'am.
I see that you're expecting. Oh, yes. When, may I ask?
I see that you're expecting. Oh, yes. When, may I ask?
Be careful!
Be careful!
He's adorable!
He's adorable!
Hey!
Hey!
Majesty!
Majesty!
Well, what is it about? Tell us the story.
Well, what is it about? Tell us the story.
Keep it, Sire, if you want to. It is already here in my head. What? On one hearing only?
Keep it, Sire, if you want to. It is already here in my head. What? On one hearing only?
What's that? Oh, let's not talk about it. Why not? It's a secret. You don't have secrets from me.
What's that? Oh, let's not talk about it. Why not? It's a secret. You don't have secrets from me.
What's that? Oh, let's not talk about it. Why not? It's a secret.
What's that? Oh, let's not talk about it. Why not? It's a secret.
Isn't that marvelous? We're delighted. Why didn't you mention it in your letters?
Isn't that marvelous? We're delighted. Why didn't you mention it in your letters?
No, really!
No, really!
Papa, is this your idea?
Papa, is this your idea?
Are you playing a trick on me?
Are you playing a trick on me?
Where does he work?
Where does he work?
Are you saying that someone is paying you to be our maid and doesn't want us to know who he is?
Are you saying that someone is paying you to be our maid and doesn't want us to know who he is?
Wonderful!  He liked the monkey, didn't you? Yes, well, it's all good fun.
Wonderful!  He liked the monkey, didn't you? Yes, well, it's all good fun.
Yes! yes! er, on  the whole, yes, Majesty.
Yes! yes! er, on  the whole, yes, Majesty.
How long will you give me?
How long will you give me?
Shall I answer it? No! No, it's him! Who? The man. He's here.
Shall I answer it? No! No, it's him! Who? The man. He's here.
Wait! Ask him if he'd give me some money now. Tell him if he would, that would help me finish it. Finish what?
Wait! Ask him if he'd give me some money now. Tell him if he would, that would help me finish it. Finish what?
The Fire. What time?
The Fire. What time?
And that's it. Do you have it? You go fast! Do you have it? Yes.
And that's it. Do you have it? You go fast! Do you have it? Yes.
That will do, Herr Mozart!
That will do, Herr Mozart!
Mozart! Herr Mozart, may I have a word with you please. Right away.
Mozart! Herr Mozart, may I have a word with you please. Right away.
What are you doing, Herr Director?
What are you doing, Herr Director?
Can we see the scene with the music back, please?
Can we see the scene with the music back, please?
I can't say I do. What is it?
I can't say I do. What is it?
I've just learned something that might be of interest to you, Herr Director. Yes? Mozart is writing a new opera. An Italian opera.
I've just learned something that might be of interest to you, Herr Director. Yes? Mozart is writing a new opera. An Italian opera.
You mean that play? Exactly. He's setting that play to music? Yes.
You mean that play? Exactly. He's setting that play to music? Yes.
Here I am, my angel. What? Who the devil are you? I've taken pity on you, my angel. I heard your wish.
Here I am, my angel. What? Who the devil are you? I've taken pity on you, my angel. I heard your wish.
That lady is back, sir.
That lady is back, sir.
It's all right, Susan. Yes, Doctor, I have.
It's all right, Susan. Yes, Doctor, I have.
What shall we do?
What shall we do?
It wasn't a lunatic. I beg your pardon? It was a wolf. What?
It wasn't a lunatic. I beg your pardon? It was a wolf. What?
Call me David. Shall I be forced to feed you, David? This is absurd. I'm not hungry. I don't want any food.
Call me David. Shall I be forced to feed you, David? This is absurd. I'm not hungry. I don't want any food.
Let's try a little harder, shall we?
Let's try a little harder, shall we?
What do you dream about? I dream of death mostly. I'm sorry. I shouldn't have asked you.
What do you dream about? I dream of death mostly. I'm sorry. I shouldn't have asked you.
I'm a werewolf.
I'm a werewolf.
The kitchen.
The kitchen.
Closet. Charming. Bathroom. Lovely. The bedroom. There is only one bed.
Closet. Charming. Bathroom. Lovely. The bedroom. There is only one bed.
Closet. Charming. Bathroom. Lovely.
Closet. Charming. Bathroom. Lovely.
Closet. Charming. Bathroom. Lovely. The bedroom.
Closet. Charming. Bathroom. Lovely. The bedroom.
It's nice to see you.
It's nice to see you.
Alex? Yes? Will you be here in about fifteen minutes? Of course.
Alex? Yes? Will you be here in about fifteen minutes? Of course.
But...
But...
He's playing a stupid joke, sir. What? We had an argument. He's being silly.
He's playing a stupid joke, sir. What? We had an argument. He's being silly.
Sir, he's very upset. His friend was killed and...
Sir, he's very upset. His friend was killed and...
Hopeless. It's hopeless.
Hopeless. It's hopeless.
Hello, Benjamin. No. No what? No. Well, all right then, be that way. Here, swallow this.
Hello, Benjamin. No. No what? No. Well, all right then, be that way. Here, swallow this.
Hello, Benjamin. No. No what? No.
Hello, Benjamin. No. No what? No.
Who is this girl? You're going to have to stop this disturbance or I shall arrest you.
Who is this girl? You're going to have to stop this disturbance or I shall arrest you.
All right, laugh then. I shan't tell it. Oh, come on, tell us.
All right, laugh then. I shan't tell it. Oh, come on, tell us.
No one brought them here! No one wanted them here!
No one brought them here! No one wanted them here!
Miss Price! Miss Price, please!
Miss Price! Miss Price, please!
Are you cold? Yes.
Are you cold? Yes.
Jack. David. You're not having a good time are you?
Jack. David. You're not having a good time are you?
Nice looking group. Listen, at least it's warm in here.
Nice looking group. Listen, at least it's warm in here.
Go on, ask them.
Go on, ask them.
Jack, we'd better go.
Jack, we'd better go.
Come on, Jack, shall we go?!!
Come on, Jack, shall we go?!!
Say, David...
Say, David...
Did you hear that? I heard that.
Did you hear that? I heard that.
What's the plan? Plan?
What's the plan? Plan?
It's in front of us.
It's in front of us.
See anything?
See anything?
Nice to see you. Get the fuck out of here, Jack. Thanks a lot. This is too much. I can't handle this.
Nice to see you. Get the fuck out of here, Jack. Thanks a lot. This is too much. I can't handle this.
You're not real.
You're not real.
Hi, Jack.
Hi, Jack.
Because this must be stopped.
Because this must be stopped.
Do you have any hot soup?
Do you have any hot soup?
Hot chocolate? We've got spirits and beer. If it's something hot you want, you can have tea. Then you have some hot tea? No. Oh.
Hot chocolate? We've got spirits and beer. If it's something hot you want, you can have tea. Then you have some hot tea? No. Oh.
Hot chocolate? We've got spirits and beer. If it's something hot you want, you can have tea. Then you have some hot tea? No.
Hot chocolate? We've got spirits and beer. If it's something hot you want, you can have tea. Then you have some hot tea? No.
Hello, Tom.
Hello, Tom.
What do you suppose anybody wants? Money, money, money! Listen, I told you I wasn't interested in that deal, didn't I?
What do you suppose anybody wants? Money, money, money! Listen, I told you I wasn't interested in that deal, didn't I?
Say, do me a favor, will you Charlie? Yeah. Let me have ten bucks? Ten bucks? Say, if I had ten bucks, I'd quit. Charlie!
Say, do me a favor, will you Charlie? Yeah. Let me have ten bucks? Ten bucks? Say, if I had ten bucks, I'd quit. Charlie!
Say, do me a favor, will you Charlie? Yeah. Let me have ten bucks? Ten bucks? Say, if I had ten bucks, I'd quit.
Say, do me a favor, will you Charlie? Yeah. Let me have ten bucks? Ten bucks? Say, if I had ten bucks, I'd quit.
What's the matter, Charlie? I'm fourteen cents out, and it took me half an hour to find the mistake. And me with a date, too. I remember once when your account checked.
What's the matter, Charlie? I'm fourteen cents out, and it took me half an hour to find the mistake. And me with a date, too. I remember once when your account checked.
Mr. Dickson in yet? Not yet, Mr. Clark. When he comes in, tell him we're waiting for him in the board room. Yes, sir. And tell him not to delay.
Mr. Dickson in yet? Not yet, Mr. Clark. When he comes in, tell him we're waiting for him in the board room. Yes, sir. And tell him not to delay.
Mr. Dickson in yet? Not yet, Mr. Clark. When he comes in, tell him we're waiting for him in the board room. Yes, sir.
Mr. Dickson in yet? Not yet, Mr. Clark. When he comes in, tell him we're waiting for him in the board room. Yes, sir.
We want to talk to you. What about?
We want to talk to you. What about?
Dickson, I'd like to talk to you about the bank.
Dickson, I'd like to talk to you about the bank.
What was my wife doing in your apartment last night? Nothing, nothing, Mr. Dickson. Don't pay any attention to me. I don't know what I'm saying. You just mentioned her name. What was she doing there? What was she doing in your apartment?
What was my wife doing in your apartment last night? Nothing, nothing, Mr. Dickson. Don't pay any attention to me. I don't know what I'm saying. You just mentioned her name. What was she doing there? What was she doing in your apartment?
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
This won't do. Not during business hours . . .
This won't do. Not during business hours . . .
Why, Matt!
Why, Matt!
Shall we let the people come in?
Shall we let the people come in?
Good morning, Mr. Dickson. My wife is much better this morning.
Good morning, Mr. Dickson. My wife is much better this morning.
Well, look who's here! Hello, dear.
Well, look who's here! Hello, dear.
What's the matter dear? What have I done now? Nothing. Tom, I thought you were going out with me tonight. Oh, I did have a date with you tonight, didn't I? Yes.
What's the matter dear? What have I done now? Nothing. Tom, I thought you were going out with me tonight. Oh, I did have a date with you tonight, didn't I? Yes.
Longer.
Longer.
Helen, tell Matt I want to see him.
Helen, tell Matt I want to see him.
You want the rest of those numbers, Mr. Dickson?
You want the rest of those numbers, Mr. Dickson?
Helen! Yes?
Helen! Yes?
Oh, make that uniform blue.
Oh, make that uniform blue.
I already told him I was home.
I already told him I was home.
I want you both to take the day off. Go downtown and get a license and get married right away! But I haven't . . .
I want you both to take the day off. Go downtown and get a license and get married right away! But I haven't . . .
Of course it's true - and he knows it.
Of course it's true - and he knows it.
My wife? What's she got to do with you?
My wife? What's she got to do with you?
We can't keep open till four o'clock. We haven't cash enough to last an hour.
We can't keep open till four o'clock. We haven't cash enough to last an hour.
Yes, ma'am, you can deposit your money here. Is it safe? Absolutely.
Yes, ma'am, you can deposit your money here. Is it safe? Absolutely.
Hello, Helen! Matt, come here! Why?
Hello, Helen! Matt, come here! Why?
What did you do with it? With what? The ten dollars. Oh, ten dollars Yes.
What did you do with it? With what? The ten dollars. Oh, ten dollars Yes.
What did you do with it? With what? The ten dollars. Oh, ten dollars
What did you do with it? With what? The ten dollars. Oh, ten dollars
No. Oh, you think I'm lying? Yes. All right, I'm lying. Don't forget you called me a liar.
No. Oh, you think I'm lying? Yes. All right, I'm lying. Don't forget you called me a liar.
What happened? What did he say? Did you get the job?
What happened? What did he say? Did you get the job?
Oh Matt, you must be mistaken.
Oh Matt, you must be mistaken.
Shh . . . !  I'll wait for you upstairs.
Shh . . . !  I'll wait for you upstairs.
What's he doing, honey? Is he getting any help? Something's happened. He isn't trying anymore. They must have turned him down. Yes. He called some of the biggest people in town.
What's he doing, honey? Is he getting any help? Something's happened. He isn't trying anymore. They must have turned him down. Yes. He called some of the biggest people in town.
So you were home last night? Yes. What time did you get in? Well, about - uh - eleven o'clock. Eleven o'clock, eh? Are you sure it was that?
So you were home last night? Yes. What time did you get in? Well, about - uh - eleven o'clock. Eleven o'clock, eh? Are you sure it was that?
So you were home last night? Yes. What time did you get in? Well, about - uh - eleven o'clock.
So you were home last night? Yes. What time did you get in? Well, about - uh - eleven o'clock.
But I wasn't here, Mr. Dickson. Honest I wasn't . . .
But I wasn't here, Mr. Dickson. Honest I wasn't . . .
You're carrying too much money on you, Hank. You better turn some in tonight.
You're carrying too much money on you, Hank. You better turn some in tonight.
How are you fixed? I'm okay, Matt.
How are you fixed? I'm okay, Matt.
I think I may just go on to the reservation.
I think I may just go on to the reservation.
I couldn't lose him.
I couldn't lose him.
He's smiling.
He's smiling.
Your Ma wouldn't let us leave until we ate something.
Your Ma wouldn't let us leave until we ate something.
Uhh, yeah it does.
Uhh, yeah it does.
We got a problem here, brother?
We got a problem here, brother?
How'd they -- What have you done? I ain't done --
How'd they -- What have you done? I ain't done --
I'm sorry, Cole.
I'm sorry, Cole.
Corn gonna shoot at me? Nope.
Corn gonna shoot at me? Nope.
But if we take their money and supplies...
But if we take their money and supplies...
Okay, folks, I think we know how this is going to go...
Okay, folks, I think we know how this is going to go...
Beg pardon?
Beg pardon?
What you sayin' boy? I think I recognize you. How?
What you sayin' boy? I think I recognize you. How?
You shut up now, boy.
You shut up now, boy.
Hands off your hip, Cole. You're not scared, are you?
Hands off your hip, Cole. You're not scared, are you?
Thanks for the help. After all you did on our farm?  You miss it, don't you Jesse? The war? What, are you crazy?  There are things I miss about it. It was exciting.
Thanks for the help. After all you did on our farm?  You miss it, don't you Jesse? The war? What, are you crazy?  There are things I miss about it. It was exciting.
I got seven thousand.
I got seven thousand.
See, Frank's being smart about this.
See, Frank's being smart about this.
It'll be the biggest score yet.
It'll be the biggest score yet.
Dammit!
Dammit!
Missed you, cousin.
Missed you, cousin.
I think one of 'em's glass. Which one, right or left?
I think one of 'em's glass. Which one, right or left?
Jesse. Oh, you're in charge? We ain't partners any more, Jesse? You tell Cole Younger where and when to ride?
Jesse. Oh, you're in charge? We ain't partners any more, Jesse? You tell Cole Younger where and when to ride?
The safe. Now. Of course!  Uh, sir? What? Where is Jesse James?
The safe. Now. Of course!  Uh, sir? What? Where is Jesse James?
Where the hell were you? I had you covered.  From back there.
Where the hell were you? I had you covered.  From back there.
He's going to be fine, right Daddy?
He's going to be fine, right Daddy?
They're gone. What are you -- I fooled them into thinking I was alone. Well, I hope the boy pulls through. We should know in the morning.
They're gone. What are you -- I fooled them into thinking I was alone. Well, I hope the boy pulls through. We should know in the morning.
That just might work.
That just might work.
How'd it go in there? Fine. How'd it go out here?
How'd it go in there? Fine. How'd it go out here?
You taking sides against me, now, Frank?
You taking sides against me, now, Frank?
Uncle Frank? Yeah Jimmy? How much of that story is true?
Uncle Frank? Yeah Jimmy? How much of that story is true?
Ma! Please!
Ma! Please!
I am so sorry, Jesse.
I am so sorry, Jesse.
Don't turn around. What?
Don't turn around. What?
You get arrested again, I'll kill you. Yes ma'am. I can't believe I had to blow up a train for you. You are a hell of a woman. Don't swear.
You get arrested again, I'll kill you. Yes ma'am. I can't believe I had to blow up a train for you. You are a hell of a woman. Don't swear.
You get arrested again, I'll kill you. Yes ma'am. I can't believe I had to blow up a train for you. You are a hell of a woman.
You get arrested again, I'll kill you. Yes ma'am. I can't believe I had to blow up a train for you. You are a hell of a woman.
You almost ended my career before it began.
You almost ended my career before it began.
That was for my Ma. Now this is for everybody else.
That was for my Ma. Now this is for everybody else.
I like that.
I like that.
Jim, you been with a girl yet?
Jim, you been with a girl yet?
Why, yeah. I hope you don't mind, Jesse James told me your name. Oh, you were talking to Jesse.
Why, yeah. I hope you don't mind, Jesse James told me your name. Oh, you were talking to Jesse.
My professional opinion is that you have managed to piss off the wrong bunch of farm boys this time. They had to be dealt with!
My professional opinion is that you have managed to piss off the wrong bunch of farm boys this time. They had to be dealt with!
There's only four of them...
There's only four of them...
Your men knew the risks.
Your men knew the risks.
With my money!
With my money!
The final route for the railroad is complete.
The final route for the railroad is complete.
Parker. Sir? What is that?
Parker. Sir? What is that?
This is him.
This is him.
So he's won.
So he's won.
It's a plain end. I think.
It's a plain end. I think.
Patrick? Yes?
Patrick? Yes?
I haven't seen you around here. You just haven't been looking.
I haven't seen you around here. You just haven't been looking.
Do you want to come to my apartment or not? I'm not supposed to.  But I can make an exception.
Do you want to come to my apartment or not? I'm not supposed to.  But I can make an exception.
Nothing like last time, promise.
Nothing like last time, promise.
This is nicer than your other apartment.
This is nicer than your other apartment.
I want a firm commitment.
I want a firm commitment.
Can I help you?
Can I help you?
Doesn't he live here? No, he doesn't. Are you sure? You saw the ad in the Times? No. Yes. I mean yes, I did. In the Times. But... doesn't Paul Owen still live here?
Doesn't he live here? No, he doesn't. Are you sure? You saw the ad in the Times? No. Yes. I mean yes, I did. In the Times. But... doesn't Paul Owen still live here?
Doesn't he live here? No, he doesn't. Are you sure? You saw the ad in the Times?
Doesn't he live here? No, he doesn't. Are you sure? You saw the ad in the Times?
I think you should go now. But I think...I want to know what happened here.
I think you should go now. But I think...I want to know what happened here.
Don't come back.
Don't come back.
It was a pretty long message, wasn't it? What exactly do you mean?
It was a pretty long message, wasn't it? What exactly do you mean?
By the way Davis, how is Cynthia? You're still seeing her, right?
By the way Davis, how is Cynthia? You're still seeing her, right?
Because I had dinner with Paul Owen twice in London...just ten days ago. No, you...didn't?
Because I had dinner with Paul Owen twice in London...just ten days ago. No, you...didn't?
That's Paul Owen.
That's Paul Owen.
I'm leaving. I'm getting out. Leaving what?
I'm leaving. I'm getting out. Leaving what?
We are totally booked. Oh really? That's great. I said we are totally booked. Two at nine? Perfect. There are no tables available tonight. The waiting list is also totally booked.
We are totally booked. Oh really? That's great. I said we are totally booked. Two at nine? Perfect. There are no tables available tonight. The waiting list is also totally booked.
We are totally booked. Oh really? That's great. I said we are totally booked. Two at nine? Perfect.
We are totally booked. Oh really? That's great. I said we are totally booked. Two at nine? Perfect.
Patrick?
Patrick?
That is...if you're not doing anything. Oh no. I have no plans.
That is...if you're not doing anything. Oh no. I have no plans.
Anywhere you want? Let's not think about what I want. How about anywhere you want. Oh Patrick, I can't make this decision. No, come on. Anywhere you want. Oh, I can't.  I don't know.
Anywhere you want? Let's not think about what I want. How about anywhere you want. Oh Patrick, I can't make this decision. No, come on. Anywhere you want. Oh, I can't.  I don't know.
Anywhere you want? Let's not think about what I want. How about anywhere you want. Oh Patrick, I can't make this decision. No, come on. Anywhere you want.
Anywhere you want? Let's not think about what I want. How about anywhere you want. Oh Patrick, I can't make this decision. No, come on. Anywhere you want.
She's my...cousin. Uh huh?
She's my...cousin. Uh huh?
Pardon me, but are you okay? Who do you ask?
Pardon me, but are you okay? Who do you ask?
Bad habit.
Bad habit.
Would you rather I not smoke? No, I guess it's okay. You sure?
Would you rather I not smoke? No, I guess it's okay. You sure?
What can you tell me about Paul Owen?
What can you tell me about Paul Owen?
Gee, uh, that's too bad.
Gee, uh, that's too bad.
I'm just screwed. You know what he's like. He just wants to work on stuff that's cool. You don't wanna move, do you?
I'm just screwed. You know what he's like. He just wants to work on stuff that's cool. You don't wanna move, do you?
That took some fun out of --
That took some fun out of --
You know he's never been anybody's counselor before?
You know he's never been anybody's counselor before?
What! Teddy was killed last night. What're you -- what?
What! Teddy was killed last night. What're you -- what?
That was -- different.
That was -- different.
Great!
Great!
You look beautiful. Yeah? Give me a goodbye kiss. ...What?
You look beautiful. Yeah? Give me a goodbye kiss. ...What?
Here we go.
Here we go.
Milo? Yeah. Hi. Thank you for seeing me.
Milo? Yeah. Hi. Thank you for seeing me.
You know a lot about art, I guess.
You know a lot about art, I guess.
It's okay. Really.
It's okay. Really.
You did this -- overnight?
You did this -- overnight?
Milo. What's up? Well -- you sent for me.
Milo. What's up? Well -- you sent for me.
Gary, hi. You look a little tired. I'm okay. It's going well! 'Have a look?
Gary, hi. You look a little tired. I'm okay. It's going well! 'Have a look?
Gary, I --
Gary, I --
I hope you know what you mean to me. Not just because of what you're doing. Because of who you are.
I hope you know what you mean to me. Not just because of what you're doing. Because of who you are.
I think you should go. You do?
I think you should go. You do?
You calling Phil and Randy?
You calling Phil and Randy?
Come with me.
Come with me.
Did you wanna be alone?
Did you wanna be alone?
Maybe it's the satellite.
Maybe it's the satellite.
Maybe he'll get back to work. Speaking of which...
Maybe he'll get back to work. Speaking of which...
That kid's the great white hope. I could get it out of him.
That kid's the great white hope. I could get it out of him.
Who're these guys? Where is he?
Who're these guys? Where is he?
Just where you'd never think to look for him. We'll be there. Good luck, Austin. Thank you. Oh, and Austin... Yes? Be careful.
Just where you'd never think to look for him. We'll be there. Good luck, Austin. Thank you. Oh, and Austin... Yes? Be careful.
Just where you'd never think to look for him. We'll be there. Good luck, Austin. Thank you. Oh, and Austin...
Just where you'd never think to look for him. We'll be there. Good luck, Austin. Thank you. Oh, and Austin...
Just where you'd never think to look for him. We'll be there. Good luck, Austin. Thank you. Oh, and Austin... Yes?
Just where you'd never think to look for him. We'll be there. Good luck, Austin. Thank you. Oh, and Austin... Yes?
My God, Austin, what have you done?
My God, Austin, what have you done?
Good morning, Vanessa! I hope you have on clean underwear. Why?
Good morning, Vanessa! I hope you have on clean underwear. Why?
Hello, hello. That's Dr. Evil's cat. How do you know?
Hello, hello. That's Dr. Evil's cat. How do you know?
I hate having my picture taken.
I hate having my picture taken.
Watch out, you're on my hair! Sorry. Move your hand to the left. There you go. Gorgeous.
Watch out, you're on my hair! Sorry. Move your hand to the left. There you go. Gorgeous.
I haven't had fun like that since college. I'm sorry. Why?
I haven't had fun like that since college. I'm sorry. Why?
Everything seems to be in order.
Everything seems to be in order.
Here, have a piece of gum.
Here, have a piece of gum.
Don't mind if I do.
Don't mind if I do.
Commander, I have to log it...
Commander, I have to log it...
Ow! You shot me! Right. Okay. Moving on.
Ow! You shot me! Right. Okay. Moving on.
Oh, hello Vanessa. How was the flight? Great. How's Austin? He's asleep. You didn't...
Oh, hello Vanessa. How was the flight? Great. How's Austin? He's asleep. You didn't...
Oh, hello Vanessa. How was the flight? Great. How's Austin? He's asleep.
Oh, hello Vanessa. How was the flight? Great. How's Austin? He's asleep.
No, it's been too long. Best to leave things alone. I'm on with a friend!  Look, I'd better go. I love you.
No, it's been too long. Best to leave things alone. I'm on with a friend!  Look, I'd better go. I love you.
Knight ... Black... ... death ... Love...
Knight ... Black... ... death ... Love...
Flower ...
Flower ...
Would that I could say the Same.
Would that I could say the Same.
Sir August ... ? Sir August ... ?
Sir August ... ? Sir August ... ?
Your voice -- it's so familiar ...
Your voice -- it's so familiar ...
Who?
Who?
About your next assignment, Mrs. Peel ...
About your next assignment, Mrs. Peel ...
Good luck ... Peter ... Emma.
Good luck ... Peter ... Emma.
Do you?
Do you?
That place is so absurd, so out of date ...
That place is so absurd, so out of date ...
You know what I mean. This car -- and you. Nobody walks around like that. Milk?
You know what I mean. This car -- and you. Nobody walks around like that. Milk?
But
But
Is that what you think?
Is that what you think?
You followed me. Orders. To kill me?
You followed me. Orders. To kill me?
Yes ... ?
Yes ... ?
But you did suspect me. Not for a moment. You're playing games. Aren't we all, Mrs. Peel? I thought you played by the rules. I thought you didn't.
But you did suspect me. Not for a moment. You're playing games. Aren't we all, Mrs. Peel? I thought you played by the rules. I thought you didn't.
No, after you. You don't trust me?
No, after you. You don't trust me?
Very well. I have a friend who might be of assistance. He's at the Ministry. We'd better be careful.
Very well. I have a friend who might be of assistance. He's at the Ministry. We'd better be careful.
His name's Jones. 'Invisible' Jones. Why's he called 'Invisible'?
His name's Jones. 'Invisible' Jones. Why's he called 'Invisible'?
Aren't you coming?
Aren't you coming?
We must hurry, Mrs. Peel ... Hurry?  What for?  I'm just now --
We must hurry, Mrs. Peel ... Hurry?  What for?  I'm just now --
Your mission is simple. Find out how and why these agents died.
Your mission is simple. Find out how and why these agents died.
Under the circumstances Mother didn't see fit, but I think I can get you in ...
Under the circumstances Mother didn't see fit, but I think I can get you in ...
Oh, hello ... We want Mrs. Peel.
Oh, hello ... We want Mrs. Peel.
Mrs. Peel -- ? Ask not for whom the telephone rings ... No, please! I beg you ... Walk over to the window ... Let it be rain, please let it be --
Mrs. Peel -- ? Ask not for whom the telephone rings ... No, please! I beg you ... Walk over to the window ... Let it be rain, please let it be --
Mrs. Peel -- ? Ask not for whom the telephone rings ... No, please! I beg you ... Walk over to the window ...
Mrs. Peel -- ? Ask not for whom the telephone rings ... No, please! I beg you ... Walk over to the window ...
What's happening? Debbie's marrying Rick.
What's happening? Debbie's marrying Rick.
Does Cole know about this?
Does Cole know about this?
What?
What?
I don't get it, but at least Gary's got the real stuff coming up here in a few minutes.
I don't get it, but at least Gary's got the real stuff coming up here in a few minutes.
I've decided not to run for President.
I've decided not to run for President.
Man, you're losing your audience.
Man, you're losing your audience.
All right!
All right!
And...
And...
Thanks, Dad.  Cole, go away. He's gonna hurt you, Debbie. He'll never be true to you the way I would.
Thanks, Dad.  Cole, go away. He's gonna hurt you, Debbie. He'll never be true to you the way I would.
Shit, shit, shit, shit. My car's gone! Maybe it had something to do.
Shit, shit, shit, shit. My car's gone! Maybe it had something to do.
Cole, what the hell are you doing?
Cole, what the hell are you doing?
So, Cole, you been practicing your game?
So, Cole, you been practicing your game?
So, he's playing hard ball. Well, two can play that game.  Go after him. Stop at nothing. You hear me?
So, he's playing hard ball. Well, two can play that game.  Go after him. Stop at nothing. You hear me?
Huh? Wha... I can't sleep.
Huh? Wha... I can't sleep.
This is it, lady. Last stop. Can't I just go with you guys?
This is it, lady. Last stop. Can't I just go with you guys?
Remember, you promised... no screwing around. Did I promise that? I don't remember that...
Remember, you promised... no screwing around. Did I promise that? I don't remember that...
Have a good time. Don't make it too late. Anything you say, ma'am. Have a fun shower. Use soap.
Have a good time. Don't make it too late. Anything you say, ma'am. Have a fun shower. Use soap.
Let go of me! Debbie, I'm telling you, I didn't do anything, hardly. The marriage is off. Now you can screw around with your friends for the rest of your life. I don't want that. I want to be with you. And I want to be with someone who understands the meaning of the word commitment.
Let go of me! Debbie, I'm telling you, I didn't do anything, hardly. The marriage is off. Now you can screw around with your friends for the rest of your life. I don't want that. I want to be with you. And I want to be with someone who understands the meaning of the word commitment.
Let go of me! Debbie, I'm telling you, I didn't do anything, hardly. The marriage is off. Now you can screw around with your friends for the rest of your life. I don't want that. I want to be with you.
Let go of me! Debbie, I'm telling you, I didn't do anything, hardly. The marriage is off. Now you can screw around with your friends for the rest of your life. I don't want that. I want to be with you.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Wait a minute. You been living with Debbie! Why do you want to get married?
Wait a minute. You been living with Debbie! Why do you want to get married?
I hate her. I hate her guts, the bitch. Larry, you and your wife got problems?
I hate her. I hate her guts, the bitch. Larry, you and your wife got problems?
Is that all the coke in the place? That's it.
Is that all the coke in the place? That's it.
Welcome, welcome, one and all. Rick!
Welcome, welcome, one and all. Rick!
Where the hell is he?
Where the hell is he?
What's the matter?
What's the matter?
What the hell is that? My gift to you. Under the table!
What the hell is that? My gift to you. Under the table!
How 'bout this?
How 'bout this?
Now, don't get into any trouble.
Now, don't get into any trouble.
Hey, you guys...
Hey, you guys...
What are you going to do about it? What can I do? I'm dead. Debbie's going to go crazy and end the whole thing.
What are you going to do about it? What can I do? I'm dead. Debbie's going to go crazy and end the whole thing.
Guess who's here? Another surprise guest. Who? Debbie. My Debbie?
Guess who's here? Another surprise guest. Who? Debbie. My Debbie?
I don't know... Go up to her, make like you don't know her and send her into the other bedroom.
I don't know... Go up to her, make like you don't know her and send her into the other bedroom.
That's an even trade... a cotton ball for all my blood.
That's an even trade... a cotton ball for all my blood.
Nah, that's okay. My brother has to look up old people's asses all day long. Let's give him a break.
Nah, that's okay. My brother has to look up old people's asses all day long. Let's give him a break.
Oh... it's... er... the guys from the beer convention. We're bringing them to the party.
Oh... it's... er... the guys from the beer convention. We're bringing them to the party.
Oh these moments do try me...
Oh these moments do try me...
Is he...
Is he...
You gotta let me finish -- Just come down, John. Just --
You gotta let me finish -- Just come down, John. Just --
It doesn't go like that. Who asked you?
It doesn't go like that. Who asked you?
I like what you've done with the place.
I like what you've done with the place.
Hey.
Hey.
Ready? Christ, Stephen, let's wait for the hose team...
Ready? Christ, Stephen, let's wait for the hose team...
Hey, what are you doing here? Just... Just wanted to say hello...
Hey, what are you doing here? Just... Just wanted to say hello...
Oh God, Stephen, what's going on with you?
Oh God, Stephen, what's going on with you?
Well, if nothing else, it's nice to know we can still be friends.
Well, if nothing else, it's nice to know we can still be friends.
I could use a date.
I could use a date.
What is --
What is --
I'm sorry. That's a dumb thing to say.
I'm sorry. That's a dumb thing to say.
I think your boss is going to need some spin control. I quit two days ago, Brian. What'll you do? I don't have the slightest idea... I'll see ya around, huh?
I think your boss is going to need some spin control. I quit two days ago, Brian. What'll you do? I don't have the slightest idea... I'll see ya around, huh?
I think your boss is going to need some spin control. I quit two days ago, Brian. What'll you do? I don't have the slightest idea...
I think your boss is going to need some spin control. I quit two days ago, Brian. What'll you do? I don't have the slightest idea...
I'm close... but I can't get who it is...
I'm close... but I can't get who it is...
Who the fuck is doing this?
Who the fuck is doing this?
-- Shhh.
-- Shhh.
In a word, Brian, what is this job all about?
In a word, Brian, what is this job all about?
Brian? Hi, Helen. Man, you look great.
Brian? Hi, Helen. Man, you look great.
That's Sean? Jeez, he's a giant. Yeah, you'd be surprised what three years can do to a kid. Sean, come on out, man. What, you forget your favorite uncle?
That's Sean? Jeez, he's a giant. Yeah, you'd be surprised what three years can do to a kid. Sean, come on out, man. What, you forget your favorite uncle?
Oh, man, I'm sorry.
Oh, man, I'm sorry.
Completely out of control.
Completely out of control.
Who's going to die? Brian. He's not doing it right, dad. He never does it right.
Who's going to die? Brian. He's not doing it right, dad. He never does it right.
I hate it when we gotta fucking go look for it.
I hate it when we gotta fucking go look for it.
You can't talk about my brother like that...
You can't talk about my brother like that...
-- Burn them. And old ladies? -- Burn them. And the world -- the whole world.
-- Burn them. And old ladies? -- Burn them. And the world -- the whole world.
Got a cause? Are the glory boys actually showing interest in Investigation's work? I may have a stroke.
Got a cause? Are the glory boys actually showing interest in Investigation's work? I may have a stroke.
When are you going to catch the prick that's doing this, Don? "Don? Don't you have any leads at all?
When are you going to catch the prick that's doing this, Don? "Don? Don't you have any leads at all?
Christ! Shit! I could kill them all with my bare hands. Who?
Christ! Shit! I could kill them all with my bare hands. Who?
But you could do it, baby. We could use the bread...
But you could do it, baby. We could use the bread...
Are you all right, honey?
Are you all right, honey?
Yo, Big Black, we needs a name for this joint.
Yo, Big Black, we needs a name for this joint.
Keep trying.
Keep trying.
You truly are a dancing fool.
You truly are a dancing fool.
Life is beginning to look up.  It's all good in da neighborhood. You might be right.
Life is beginning to look up.  It's all good in da neighborhood. You might be right.
What's wrong with him?
What's wrong with him?
Please, have a seat. Sloan never told us she had friends like you.
Please, have a seat. Sloan never told us she had friends like you.
Why they gotta make my nose so big?
Why they gotta make my nose so big?
What kind of show is this gonna be?
What kind of show is this gonna be?
What about in the mean time?  Not the in between time?
What about in the mean time?  Not the in between time?
What do I have to do? Some tap dancing, some singing.
What do I have to do? Some tap dancing, some singing.
Enough about me, what's happening with you?
Enough about me, what's happening with you?
I love you too, Daddy.
I love you too, Daddy.
Don't tell him it's from me or he won't take it.
Don't tell him it's from me or he won't take it.
How was it? Why didn't you tell me about this staff meeting? Nobody told me anything. What good are you if you don't tell me stuff like this?
How was it? Why didn't you tell me about this staff meeting? Nobody told me anything. What good are you if you don't tell me stuff like this?
This is the group I was telling you about. Which one is your brother?
This is the group I was telling you about. Which one is your brother?
Just want to say good luck.
Just want to say good luck.
Your life will never be the same. Let's leave the man in peace so he can get ready. We both lied to him. What do you want me to say?
Your life will never be the same. Let's leave the man in peace so he can get ready. We both lied to him. What do you want me to say?
Same here.
Same here.
Who's side are you on?
Who's side are you on?
So you have your small victory, now what?
So you have your small victory, now what?
What is this? A gift. For what?
What is this? A gift. For what?
This is crazy.
This is crazy.
That was a mistake, but I don't regret it. The first and only time.  A big mistake.  I'm gonna have to ask you not to see Mantan anymore.
That was a mistake, but I don't regret it. The first and only time.  A big mistake.  I'm gonna have to ask you not to see Mantan anymore.
I told you but you wouldn't listen. You never listened to me.
I told you but you wouldn't listen. You never listened to me.
This is my best friend Sleep 'N Eat.
This is my best friend Sleep 'N Eat.
I feel a song a comin' on.
I feel a song a comin' on.
A lot?
A lot?
Why don't you call him?
Why don't you call him?
You're sure this is a good idea.
You're sure this is a good idea.
I feel the ribbon.
I feel the ribbon.
Then this must be done tomorrow.
Then this must be done tomorrow.
Did you buy the horse, papa? Now, just have a little patience, my boy.  Your birthday isn't until next week. But I will have it on my birthday, won't I?
Did you buy the horse, papa? Now, just have a little patience, my boy.  Your birthday isn't until next week. But I will have it on my birthday, won't I?
Can I at least have a drink? It's ten thirty in the morning. Yeah, if you've slept. You know the law -- no liquor before noon. Could lose my license.
Can I at least have a drink? It's ten thirty in the morning. Yeah, if you've slept. You know the law -- no liquor before noon. Could lose my license.
Don't you ever point a gun at me!
Don't you ever point a gun at me!
I don't want to go --
I don't want to go --
What about Pike?
What about Pike?
This isn't our area. Whose area is this --
This isn't our area. Whose area is this --
We got -- I don't know, we got separated Before or after the explosion?  Mueller --
We got -- I don't know, we got separated Before or after the explosion?  Mueller --
West was one thing, but this --
West was one thing, but this --
We finished the course and came here, then heard an explosion --  Where's Pike?
We finished the course and came here, then heard an explosion --  Where's Pike?
Holy fuck... Holy fuck, what the fuck did you guys do?
Holy fuck... Holy fuck, what the fuck did you guys do?
Yeah, right...
Yeah, right...
You too?
You too?
There's no need...
There's no need...
And those were the guys who went on the exercise with you?
And those were the guys who went on the exercise with you?
So Childs made some side money, so what? People are dead, Ray, and the only one we have to blame is you -- I didn't shoot West --
So Childs made some side money, so what? People are dead, Ray, and the only one we have to blame is you -- I didn't shoot West --
I apologize -- You saw West's body.
I apologize -- You saw West's body.
We're not finished yet --
We're not finished yet --
We don't need the tapes -- Oh, you don't? What else do you have on me? You haven't found any bodies yet, have you?
We don't need the tapes -- Oh, you don't? What else do you have on me? You haven't found any bodies yet, have you?
He said he worked there -- No, did he tell you about it? About the business Childs ran? What business?
He said he worked there -- No, did he tell you about it? About the business Childs ran? What business?
Where?
Where?
What the fuck is going on?
What the fuck is going on?
So you killed him?
So you killed him?
What do you mean, West's?
What do you mean, West's?
You know it's not like that --
You know it's not like that --
Right?
Right?
I... I don't know... What don't you know?
I... I don't know... What don't you know?
Is it the truth?
Is it the truth?
Jail if he's lucky, the gas chamber if he's not --
Jail if he's lucky, the gas chamber if he's not --
Why?
Why?
That bad? Would I have called you if it wasn't? If there was any other way --
That bad? Would I have called you if it wasn't? If there was any other way --
Tom, where are you going -- Home, I'm done.
Tom, where are you going -- Home, I'm done.
They're taking your command, aren't they?
They're taking your command, aren't they?
I'm sorry, Bill. Don't be. I'm not cut out to deal with the West's of the world. You're a good soldier, Bill.
I'm sorry, Bill. Don't be. I'm not cut out to deal with the West's of the world. You're a good soldier, Bill.
Stay where you are. Or what? You've gone round the bend --
Stay where you are. Or what? You've gone round the bend --
Ah, Christ You knew Sergeant West?
Ah, Christ You knew Sergeant West?
I didn't mean that as a compliment. Sergeant West's served for twenty- three years. He's the public face of the modern Army.
I didn't mean that as a compliment. Sergeant West's served for twenty- three years. He's the public face of the modern Army.
Remember, he's the son of a Senator, so go easy. Kid gloves.
Remember, he's the son of a Senator, so go easy. Kid gloves.
But we have to question him --  Thought you didn't have cigarettes --
But we have to question him --  Thought you didn't have cigarettes --
So what now? Now I go home, get drunk, and try and forget this ever happened. Think it'll work?
So what now? Now I go home, get drunk, and try and forget this ever happened. Think it'll work?
Four --
Four --
We got maybe three minutes till they break it down.
We got maybe three minutes till they break it down.
We need to talk --
We need to talk --
What?
What?
What are you doing out here? Leaving without saying goodbye. What are you gonna do? Go home, get drunk, and try and forget this ever happened. Think it'll work? Nah.
What are you doing out here? Leaving without saying goodbye. What are you gonna do? Go home, get drunk, and try and forget this ever happened. Think it'll work? Nah.
What are you doing out here? Leaving without saying goodbye. What are you gonna do? Go home, get drunk, and try and forget this ever happened. Think it'll work?
What are you doing out here? Leaving without saying goodbye. What are you gonna do? Go home, get drunk, and try and forget this ever happened. Think it'll work?
Your phone number?
Your phone number?
He was your friend.
He was your friend.
He couldn't kick you out so he wanted you to quit on your own.
He couldn't kick you out so he wanted you to quit on your own.
Enjoy your flight to Washington -- Wait --
Enjoy your flight to Washington -- Wait --
Dunbar's telling the truth. Wrong answer --
Dunbar's telling the truth. Wrong answer --
Thank God...
Thank God...
This place is going, Mueller. We gotta move --
This place is going, Mueller. We gotta move --
Goddammit, Ray, we gotta get out of here --
Goddammit, Ray, we gotta get out of here --
So?
So?
You think he did it?
You think he did it?
What do you think?
What do you think?
You never told me why you got kicked out of...
You never told me why you got kicked out of...
Great, great. That's fantastic.
Great, great. That's fantastic.
Hey kid! Your friend just made himself a star.
Hey kid! Your friend just made himself a star.
See! The big guy likes it. I just saw the woman I'm going to marry, I know it. But then I lost her. Tough break. Most men have to get married before they lose their wives. I'm going to spend the rest of my life looking for her. That or die alone. Jesus, kid.  Let me guess. Real pretty, blonde hair, blue hat? Yes!
See! The big guy likes it. I just saw the woman I'm going to marry, I know it. But then I lost her. Tough break. Most men have to get married before they lose their wives. I'm going to spend the rest of my life looking for her. That or die alone. Jesus, kid.  Let me guess. Real pretty, blonde hair, blue hat? Yes!
Welcome to ya. What's your name?
Welcome to ya. What's your name?
Bloom like a flower? Yes.
Bloom like a flower? Yes.
Now tell me if that isn't the best pie you ever ate.
Now tell me if that isn't the best pie you ever ate.
You won't find a better place!
You won't find a better place!
Or are you too scared? I'll go in right now and get that eye. Then do it. Fine, I will. Fine, you do it.
Or are you too scared? I'll go in right now and get that eye. Then do it. Fine, I will. Fine, you do it.
Or are you too scared? I'll go in right now and get that eye. Then do it. Fine, I will.
Or are you too scared? I'll go in right now and get that eye. Then do it. Fine, I will.
You get the eye? I brought it.
You get the eye? I brought it.
Bloom! Don. What the hell are you doing? This is my girl. Mine!
Bloom! Don. What the hell are you doing? This is my girl. Mine!
Can I see him?
Can I see him?
How are you gonna make it without your shoes?
How are you gonna make it without your shoes?
Promise me you'll come back.
Promise me you'll come back.
It's okay, just leave it.
It's okay, just leave it.
Don't. Don't be embarrassed. I should never have let you think that...  I am in love with my wife. I know. And from the moment I saw her until the moment I die, she's the only one. Lucky girl.
Don't. Don't be embarrassed. I should never have let you think that...  I am in love with my wife. I know. And from the moment I saw her until the moment I die, she's the only one. Lucky girl.
Is it the medicine that's making you thirsty?
Is it the medicine that's making you thirsty?
Okay.
Okay.
You're not trying to run away?
You're not trying to run away?
The one about the witch. Your mom says I can't tell you that one anymore. You get nightmares.
The one about the witch. Your mom says I can't tell you that one anymore. You get nightmares.
I thought you weren't dying.
I thought you weren't dying.
But the real story is how I got the car. You see... Dad? Son?
But the real story is how I got the car. You see... Dad? Son?
The river.
The river.
Tell me how it happens. How what happens?
Tell me how it happens. How what happens?
I can try, Dad. If you help. Just tell me how it starts. Like this.
I can try, Dad. If you help. Just tell me how it starts. Like this.
You become what you always were. A very big fish.  And that's the way it happens.
You become what you always were. A very big fish.  And that's the way it happens.
How can I convince you to stop?
How can I convince you to stop?
Thank you. I'll bet you need to -- Yes.
Thank you. I'll bet you need to -- Yes.
I'm going to get started on dishes.
I'm going to get started on dishes.
I'm going to check on him.
I'm going to check on him.
I'm going with you. You don't have to.
I'm going with you. You don't have to.
Is he awake?
Is he awake?
Mom?
Mom?
Mom, do you want some time with Dad?
Mom, do you want some time with Dad?
You first.
You first.
Sixty four thousand, eight hundred.
Sixty four thousand, eight hundred.
It's enough isn't it? What do you mean? You know what I mean babe, It's enough. We can stop. Do you want to stop? Yes.
It's enough isn't it? What do you mean? You know what I mean babe, It's enough. We can stop. Do you want to stop? Yes.
It's enough isn't it? What do you mean? You know what I mean babe, It's enough. We can stop. Do you want to stop?
It's enough isn't it? What do you mean? You know what I mean babe, It's enough. We can stop. Do you want to stop?
Do you like it?
Do you like it?
Say thank you.
Say thank you.
What?
What?
A baby? What are we supposed to do with a baby?
A baby? What are we supposed to do with a baby?
What. You're what? You're with this creep now. Leave him! You have. You've actually fallen for this prick.
What. You're what? You're with this creep now. Leave him! You have. You've actually fallen for this prick.
Hello. I thought you could give us the tour this morning. Sort of be our Indian Guide.
Hello. I thought you could give us the tour this morning. Sort of be our Indian Guide.
How's that? We can't drink our piss can we? Hang on hang on, sorry, but like, who are you? You must find some glasses, small, for the toast, and some plates.
How's that? We can't drink our piss can we? Hang on hang on, sorry, but like, who are you? You must find some glasses, small, for the toast, and some plates.
Sorry. You've lost me... I'm asking what you're here for.
Sorry. You've lost me... I'm asking what you're here for.
What did he say?
What did he say?
Hold on.
Hold on.
She says 'Hello' to you. Go for it John! Uh. Do you like England?
She says 'Hello' to you. Go for it John! Uh. Do you like England?
She says she has a secret to tell.
She says she has a secret to tell.
He wants a lot of money. I'll give him money. Tell him to put the... He wants the money from your bank. I'll fuckin' give it to him! We'll go down there. You don't understand. He wants all the money that is in your bank.
He wants a lot of money. I'll give him money. Tell him to put the... He wants the money from your bank. I'll fuckin' give it to him! We'll go down there. You don't understand. He wants all the money that is in your bank.
He wants a lot of money. I'll give him money. Tell him to put the... He wants the money from your bank. I'll fuckin' give it to him! We'll go down there.
He wants a lot of money. I'll give him money. Tell him to put the... He wants the money from your bank. I'll fuckin' give it to him! We'll go down there.
Is that everything? Yes.
Is that everything? Yes.
Today is bath day.
Today is bath day.
They go. John. They go. What's wrong? They go. Of course. They go. Yes. Yes.
They go. John. They go. What's wrong? They go. Of course. They go. Yes. Yes.
You don't have to do this. I can look after myself. Have you got your passport? What? Shut up. Have you got your passport?
You don't have to do this. I can look after myself. Have you got your passport? What? Shut up. Have you got your passport?
Give me some money.
Give me some money.
What?
What?
So uh... Look, if you want to know is he better in bed than you then yes he is. Oh Jesus. If what you want to know is does he have a bigger cock than you, then yes he does. Of course. Of course. Of course he does. Of course. Thank you. Thanks.
So uh... Look, if you want to know is he better in bed than you then yes he is. Oh Jesus. If what you want to know is does he have a bigger cock than you, then yes he does. Of course. Of course. Of course he does. Of course. Thank you. Thanks.
So uh... Look, if you want to know is he better in bed than you then yes he is. Oh Jesus. If what you want to know is does he have a bigger cock than you, then yes he does.
So uh... Look, if you want to know is he better in bed than you then yes he is. Oh Jesus. If what you want to know is does he have a bigger cock than you, then yes he does.
I don't want to talk about it. Why not? Shut up. I'm not listening. You don't want to talk about it. No.
I don't want to talk about it. Why not? Shut up. I'm not listening. You don't want to talk about it. No.
I don't want to talk about it. Why not? Shut up. I'm not listening. You don't want to talk about it.
I don't want to talk about it. Why not? Shut up. I'm not listening. You don't want to talk about it.
It wasn't what I wanted. So what did you want? I think we understand each other, no? You don't understand me.
It wasn't what I wanted. So what did you want? I think we understand each other, no? You don't understand me.
Excuse me? Get out You are throwing me out.
Excuse me? Get out You are throwing me out.
You know, in Russia, there's no work for women. It's a different world. You don't have to say anything What? I... I wasn't saying... Please, there's no... Oh. I wasn't saying anything.
You know, in Russia, there's no work for women. It's a different world. You don't have to say anything What? I... I wasn't saying... Please, there's no... Oh. I wasn't saying anything.
You know, in Russia, there's no work for women. It's a different world. You don't have to say anything What? I... I wasn't saying... Please, there's no... Oh.
You know, in Russia, there's no work for women. It's a different world. You don't have to say anything What? I... I wasn't saying... Please, there's no... Oh.
Do you know if it's a boy or a girl? No. Have you had any before? No. Are you scared?
Do you know if it's a boy or a girl? No. Have you had any before? No. Are you scared?
Do you know if it's a boy or a girl? No. Have you had any before? No.
Do you know if it's a boy or a girl? No. Have you had any before? No.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
What? I don't know why I said it. I'm sorry.
What? I don't know why I said it. I'm sorry.
She's alive!! She is not dead?
She's alive!! She is not dead?
You should stop smoking. You're pregnant. You smoke like a fucking lab dog. I'm trying to quit. I've got news for you. It's not working. I smoke more these days. I smoke more when I'm unhappy. Nobody's that unhappy. Maybe I want to die. Don't you want me to die?
You should stop smoking. You're pregnant. You smoke like a fucking lab dog. I'm trying to quit. I've got news for you. It's not working. I smoke more these days. I smoke more when I'm unhappy. Nobody's that unhappy. Maybe I want to die. Don't you want me to die?
Yeah. No thanks. Please. Why not?
Yeah. No thanks. Please. Why not?
Okay. Goodbye.
Okay. Goodbye.
Why? I'm not asking you to marry me. No. What? No. I know. It's more like a date. It's a long way to go for a date.
Why? I'm not asking you to marry me. No. What? No. I know. It's more like a date. It's a long way to go for a date.
Why? I'm not asking you to marry me. No. What? No. I know. It's more like a date.
Why? I'm not asking you to marry me. No. What? No. I know. It's more like a date.
Is the flight full? I'm sorry Sir. I believe the flight is closed.
Is the flight full? I'm sorry Sir. I believe the flight is closed.
You have excellent English. Thanks. How do you want to pay?
You have excellent English. Thanks. How do you want to pay?
What are you doing? Just wanted to see. You know the rules.  You do know the rules, don't you? Yeah, I know. Then start taking them seriously.
What are you doing? Just wanted to see. You know the rules.  You do know the rules, don't you? Yeah, I know. Then start taking them seriously.
What are you doing? Just wanted to see. You know the rules.  You do know the rules, don't you? Yeah, I know.
What are you doing? Just wanted to see. You know the rules.  You do know the rules, don't you? Yeah, I know.
Is your niece older than 12?
Is your niece older than 12?
This was very sweet of you.
This was very sweet of you.
Still need a lift?
Still need a lift?
Look it. I got somethin' for us. This is gonna help, okay.
Look it. I got somethin' for us. This is gonna help, okay.
You wanna go home? It gets worse there. Leavin' me to my own mind. That's just not good.
You wanna go home? It gets worse there. Leavin' me to my own mind. That's just not good.
Better?
Better?
Mm-mm... Mm-mm...
Mm-mm... Mm-mm...
Where's Ronnie? Well I don't...
Where's Ronnie? Well I don't...
Now you get up! And you get in my house!
Now you get up! And you get in my house!
Stop it! Stop it! IT HURTS!
Stop it! Stop it! IT HURTS!
You take it straight?
You take it straight?
Want another? We drinkin' buddies now?
Want another? We drinkin' buddies now?
Still makin' jokes?
Still makin' jokes?
If you want... I can take you back to town now.
If you want... I can take you back to town now.
Could you do somethin' for me?
Could you do somethin' for me?
Tell me what to do.
Tell me what to do.
Where you gonna be? Right here. Be here all afternoon.  You ready for this?
Where you gonna be? Right here. Be here all afternoon.  You ready for this?
You took care of your wife, like you do me?
You took care of your wife, like you do me?
What is it?
What is it?
Are you drunk?  Keep drinkin' water and you won't get a headache in the mornin'. Yeah, gal I been here before.
Are you drunk?  Keep drinkin' water and you won't get a headache in the mornin'. Yeah, gal I been here before.
I don't want you to let go.
I don't want you to let go.
How a girl get like that?
How a girl get like that?
Heard about this morning.
Heard about this morning.
Hey. Hey.
Hey. Hey.
I feel better. Do you?
I feel better. Do you?
... It's not like you were slow or anything... I think you did just fine.  I think you did great.
... It's not like you were slow or anything... I think you did just fine.  I think you did great.
Hey, hey, where you goin'?
Hey, hey, where you goin'?
What's this?
What's this?
Charlie, don't do anything.  Promise me?
Charlie, don't do anything.  Promise me?
Some party. Maybe we should do something?
Some party. Maybe we should do something?
Nick... You up?
Nick... You up?
Nick, have I been a good partner?
Nick, have I been a good partner?
I just want you to know... I mean anybody who says you ever took has got to deal with me. Go to sleep, Charlie.
I just want you to know... I mean anybody who says you ever took has got to deal with me. Go to sleep, Charlie.
Givin' you a book is like givin' a baby a gun. Hey, when in Rome --
Givin' you a book is like givin' a baby a gun. Hey, when in Rome --
Let's go. Nick, we can't just --
Let's go. Nick, we can't just --
This the right place?
This the right place?
Getting very weird. I'd feel better if we had some heat.
Getting very weird. I'd feel better if we had some heat.
It's incredible.  Hit him or something.
It's incredible.  Hit him or something.
... He's a sorry old guy, but I like him.
... He's a sorry old guy, but I like him.
Short shift?
Short shift?
... We got to keep looking.  Track him down!  Great balls of fire!
... We got to keep looking.  Track him down!  Great balls of fire!
What happened?
What happened?
You must leave? Yeah...
You must leave? Yeah...
How'd you get this?
How'd you get this?
What's he saying?
What's he saying?
Nick...
Nick...
She disappeared... shit!
She disappeared... shit!
If I smell one drop of Scotch on your breath, my friend --
If I smell one drop of Scotch on your breath, my friend --
Nick!
Nick!
No... Let's go.  Him first. Nick, you can't do this.
No... Let's go.  Him first. Nick, you can't do this.
Start it.
Start it.
Thank you.  You have one? A wife.  She left. I'm sorry.
Thank you.  You have one? A wife.  She left. I'm sorry.
What's that for?
What's that for?
You all right? Yes...
You all right? Yes...
Don't give him any more.
Don't give him any more.
You know where I can get a decent cup of coffee this time of night? I'm buying.
You know where I can get a decent cup of coffee this time of night? I'm buying.
Where's the wife?
Where's the wife?
We're in?
We're in?
Can't make you change your mind? Last time you asked me to come along I nearly got a hole in my head. Might be different in New York. Maybe.  If I come visit, we can find out.
Can't make you change your mind? Last time you asked me to come along I nearly got a hole in my head. Might be different in New York. Maybe.  If I come visit, we can find out.
Keep the change.
Keep the change.
Because I want you to tell me. The young are eating the old, something that usually doesn't happen here.
Because I want you to tell me. The young are eating the old, something that usually doesn't happen here.
Can't thank you enough, Mr. Sebastian. If you hadn't come along...
Can't thank you enough, Mr. Sebastian. If you hadn't come along...
Let's go while there is still time. Where?
Let's go while there is still time. Where?
I want more life, fucker.
I want more life, fucker.
Also you're too valuable to experiment with.
Also you're too valuable to experiment with.
Show me something? Like what?
Show me something? Like what?
You're our best and only friend.
You're our best and only friend.
Where are you going, Sebastian? Just thought I'd...
Where are you going, Sebastian? Just thought I'd...
What's going on down there? He's not ready yet. When?
What's going on down there? He's not ready yet. When?
This is my Uncle Roy, Sebastian.
This is my Uncle Roy, Sebastian.
Then we're stupid and we'll die.
Then we're stupid and we'll die.
I didn't like her.
I didn't like her.
Well, when do you get paid? Soon as I finish the job. When might that be? Day after tomorrow.
Well, when do you get paid? Soon as I finish the job. When might that be? Day after tomorrow.
I think I have no money. It's okay.  Forget it. But I would like to buy you drink. I'll but you one.  What'll you have?
I think I have no money. It's okay.  Forget it. But I would like to buy you drink. I'll but you one.  What'll you have?
I think I have no money. It's okay.  Forget it. But I would like to buy you drink. I'll but you one.  What'll you have? Vodka!
I think I have no money. It's okay.  Forget it. But I would like to buy you drink. I'll but you one.  What'll you have? Vodka!
I think I have no money. It's okay.  Forget it. But I would like to buy you drink. I'll but you one.  What'll you have? Vodka! Shot of vodka, please.
I think I have no money. It's okay.  Forget it. But I would like to buy you drink. I'll but you one.  What'll you have? Vodka! Shot of vodka, please.
You want to see my friends? Sorry, don't have the time.
You want to see my friends? Sorry, don't have the time.
How long you had these guys?
How long you had these guys?
You like to kiss her goodbye.
You like to kiss her goodbye.
How old am I?
How old am I?
What's that?
What's that?
Why didn't you go? Too old.
Why didn't you go? Too old.
I'd like  you to take a look at these pictures.
I'd like  you to take a look at these pictures.
It that mother real? Of course he's not real.  You think I'd be working here if I could afford a real snake? It's a good job.
It that mother real? Of course he's not real.  You think I'd be working here if I could afford a real snake? It's a good job.
The best. Does it eat?
The best. Does it eat?
Me.
Me.
You use your equipment, don't you? So?
You use your equipment, don't you? So?
Do I make you nervous? Yeah.
Do I make you nervous? Yeah.
I can imagine.
I can imagine.
They probably want to find out when they were made.
They probably want to find out when they were made.
Don't just stand there looking at me.  It's not polite. What do you want me to do?
Don't just stand there looking at me.  It's not polite. What do you want me to do?
You ever take a bath with a man before?
You ever take a bath with a man before?
Who is this? Me and my dad. Where is he? Dead.
Who is this? Me and my dad. Where is he? Dead.
How come you're not on the job? I am.  Part of my job is to sit on a couch and try and figure things out. How are you doing?
How come you're not on the job? I am.  Part of my job is to sit on a couch and try and figure things out. How are you doing?
Do you dream? Yeah.  Sometimes.
Do you dream? Yeah.  Sometimes.
Did you cry when your father died? Yeah.
Did you cry when your father died? Yeah.
Don't leave here.  Don't open the door, don't answer the phone. What difference will it make?
Don't leave here.  Don't open the door, don't answer the phone. What difference will it make?
Well? If she is, the machine works.
Well? If she is, the machine works.
How many questions did it take?
How many questions did it take?
I kinda get nervous when I take tests. Don't move.
I kinda get nervous when I take tests. Don't move.
Whatcha mean, I'm not helping?
Whatcha mean, I'm not helping?
How come you were in my truck?
How come you were in my truck?
You want to go home? I don't have one.
You want to go home? I don't have one.
We scared each other pretty good didn't we?
We scared each other pretty good didn't we?
I'm hungry, J.F. I've got stuff.  If you wanna go to my place?
I'm hungry, J.F. I've got stuff.  If you wanna go to my place?
Whatcha doin'?
Whatcha doin'?
You look... better. Just better. Beautiful.
You look... better. Just better. Beautiful.
Ah, you get hold of your friends? As a matter of fact I did.  They've got some work to do tonight, but they're gonna come tomorrow.
Ah, you get hold of your friends? As a matter of fact I did.  They've got some work to do tonight, but they're gonna come tomorrow.
What makes you think so?
What makes you think so?
You're kidding! No, I'm not! My mom taught me. Your mom was a dancer? She is a dancer! And a lovely one! You would like her very much! Shall we dance?
You're kidding! No, I'm not! My mom taught me. Your mom was a dancer? She is a dancer! And a lovely one! You would like her very much! Shall we dance?
Let's go talk first, Adam.
Let's go talk first, Adam.
The key to my hotel room!  I want you to have my baseball cards!  And please be sure to pay my bill!
The key to my hotel room!  I want you to have my baseball cards!  And please be sure to pay my bill!
How do you do?
How do you do?
Cliff, I must warn you. I know how to defend myself.
Cliff, I must warn you. I know how to defend myself.
Get out of here!
Get out of here!
I came on a bus. Why doesn't that surprise me?
I came on a bus. Why doesn't that surprise me?
So for four thousand dollars, all I have to do is drive you to your hotel? Yes. And that's it? Yes. I don't have to take a physical in your space ship? Heck, no!  What?!
So for four thousand dollars, all I have to do is drive you to your hotel? Yes. And that's it? Yes. I don't have to take a physical in your space ship? Heck, no!  What?!
So for four thousand dollars, all I have to do is drive you to your hotel? Yes. And that's it? Yes.
So for four thousand dollars, all I have to do is drive you to your hotel? Yes. And that's it? Yes.
So for four thousand dollars, all I have to do is drive you to your hotel? Yes. And that's it? Yes. I don't have to take a physical in your space ship?
So for four thousand dollars, all I have to do is drive you to your hotel? Yes. And that's it? Yes. I don't have to take a physical in your space ship?
That was...wonderful!  I've never felt anything like that in my life. Yeah, same here. Don't forget your suitcase.
That was...wonderful!  I've never felt anything like that in my life. Yeah, same here. Don't forget your suitcase.
Wait, Eve, please!  Wait.
Wait, Eve, please!  Wait.
I knew this would happen!  You're like a lost puppy! Can't you please just talk to me for one second?
I knew this would happen!  You're like a lost puppy! Can't you please just talk to me for one second?
See, ya. Why doesn't it never work out? What? Why does it never work out?  You and...men?
See, ya. Why doesn't it never work out? What? Why does it never work out?  You and...men?
Well, they're not starving yet, but they need help. How long would you need me? Two weeks. What's the pay? What's fair?
Well, they're not starving yet, but they need help. How long would you need me? Two weeks. What's the pay? What's fair?
Well, they're not starving yet, but they need help. How long would you need me? Two weeks. What's the pay?
Well, they're not starving yet, but they need help. How long would you need me? Two weeks. What's the pay?
You got it! Wait here while I change.
You got it! Wait here while I change.
Wait! Wait!
Wait! Wait!
Well, another day, another dollar.  Stop staring at me!!
Well, another day, another dollar.  Stop staring at me!!
Pick you up at eight tomorrow morning. Hey, you know. I was thinking...
Pick you up at eight tomorrow morning. Hey, you know. I was thinking...
Could we talk about that a little later? Of course.
Could we talk about that a little later? Of course.
Get out!
Get out!
Now, get out!! Yes, ma'am! Stop that ma'am crap!
Now, get out!! Yes, ma'am! Stop that ma'am crap!
You almost got us killed! I told you I've never driven before! Never drive again! You said it would be easy!
You almost got us killed! I told you I've never driven before! Never drive again! You said it would be easy!
You almost got us killed! I told you I've never driven before! Never drive again! You said it would be easy! I was wrong!!
You almost got us killed! I told you I've never driven before! Never drive again! You said it would be easy! I was wrong!!
You almost got us killed! I told you I've never driven before! Never drive again! You said it would be easy! I was wrong!! Is this your house?
You almost got us killed! I told you I've never driven before! Never drive again! You said it would be easy! I was wrong!! Is this your house?
All right.
All right.
Quit showing off!  We're here on business!
Quit showing off!  We're here on business!
I thought I was here to meet women. Not that one! I like her.
I thought I was here to meet women. Not that one! I like her.
That's ridiculous.
That's ridiculous.
Adam?!
Adam?!
I don't blame you!
I don't blame you!
There.
There.
Adam...dumb question, but humor me. Have you ever had sex before?
Adam...dumb question, but humor me. Have you ever had sex before?
Hi, Eve!
Hi, Eve!
Is this because of the radiation? What?
Is this because of the radiation? What?
Good evening. I want to stay at this hotel. Fill this out please. And I'll need a card. A card? Yes, sir.
Good evening. I want to stay at this hotel. Fill this out please. And I'll need a card. A card? Yes, sir.
Oh, boy! A jacket! Your mom made that all by herself.
Oh, boy! A jacket! Your mom made that all by herself.
But, I don't understand. And, I'm asking you to trust me without understanding why.
But, I don't understand. And, I'm asking you to trust me without understanding why.
It's a very small place. People don't even know it's there. And it's called...? Maybe Eve can guess.  She's psychic.
It's a very small place. People don't even know it's there. And it's called...? Maybe Eve can guess.  She's psychic.
Not on him. I'm not wearing his pants. Why not? He has great pants. I just don't want to.
Not on him. I'm not wearing his pants. Why not? He has great pants. I just don't want to.
That's why little things mean so much to him.
That's why little things mean so much to him.
Yes! Lying is always a very effective dating tool.
Yes! Lying is always a very effective dating tool.
Good-bye, Adam.
Good-bye, Adam.
What?  What is it?! The sky!!! The sky?  Where? Up there!! I don't see anything!
What?  What is it?! The sky!!! The sky?  Where? Up there!! I don't see anything!
What?  What is it?! The sky!!! The sky?  Where? Up there!!
What?  What is it?! The sky!!! The sky?  Where? Up there!!
Hello.
Hello.
Dad!
Dad!
I'm afraid you've got to. I'll be all right.
I'm afraid you've got to. I'll be all right.
Right. I just hope this is still good up there.
Right. I just hope this is still good up there.
You got a light, honey? What?!  A light!  Yes, I've got a light!
You got a light, honey? What?!  A light!  Yes, I've got a light!
It's time.
It's time.
You hear that?!
You hear that?!
Hi, honey! Feeling better? No. We have to be strong, sweetheart. If not for ourselves, for the child.
Hi, honey! Feeling better? No. We have to be strong, sweetheart. If not for ourselves, for the child.
Maybe I've just got the creeps.
Maybe I've just got the creeps.
Oh, no. What? Uh, oh. Now it's time.
Oh, no. What? Uh, oh. Now it's time.
Is there a problem? No, Calvin.  Babies cry. I've noticed.
Is there a problem? No, Calvin.  Babies cry. I've noticed.
No.  I think it's just right. And I was wondering...if...if I could have a... Yes! If I...you know...
No.  I think it's just right. And I was wondering...if...if I could have a... Yes! If I...you know...
Watch this!
Watch this!
Hi, honey!
Hi, honey!
No kidding.  Who else would have done it?
No kidding.  Who else would have done it?
Let's eat our cake.
Let's eat our cake.
If we still have one. Yes... You know, when we do go up...I'm going to miss this old place. How 'bout you, hon? Would you excuse me?
If we still have one. Yes... You know, when we do go up...I'm going to miss this old place. How 'bout you, hon? Would you excuse me?
Should we say a little prayer first?
Should we say a little prayer first?
He's smart.
He's smart.
So where is your roommate, the model?
So where is your roommate, the model?
Stop it, you two!
Stop it, you two!
But first, you have to start with the clothes!
But first, you have to start with the clothes!
Just be yourself. Always good advice.
Just be yourself. Always good advice.
He go back to the hotel?
He go back to the hotel?
What's that mean? We did not leave together.
What's that mean? We did not leave together.
Where are you going? To bed. To bed? Yeah.  I'm not the one who's in love with the guy.
Where are you going? To bed. To bed? Yeah.  I'm not the one who's in love with the guy.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Gay.
Gay.
Adam!! Where?!
Adam!! Where?!
I can't tell the boys from the girls anymore!
I can't tell the boys from the girls anymore!
I'm selling this place.  I want out of this hell hole! Could I, like...oh, wow...like,uh... Buy it from me? Yeah!  Yeah, that's it!
I'm selling this place.  I want out of this hell hole! Could I, like...oh, wow...like,uh... Buy it from me? Yeah!  Yeah, that's it!
I sent a trunk home yesterday. This is all I have. You look good, Jeffrey. Did you have a nice flight?
I sent a trunk home yesterday. This is all I have. You look good, Jeffrey. Did you have a nice flight?
To your health, Frank. Shit. Let's drink to something else. Let's drink to fuckin'. Say here's to your fuck Frank.
To your health, Frank. Shit. Let's drink to something else. Let's drink to fuckin'. Say here's to your fuck Frank.
See you Tuesday, Frank.
See you Tuesday, Frank.
Come into the study a minute.
Come into the study a minute.
Jeffrey? Yes?
Jeffrey? Yes?
Jeffrey! Come on in. Hi. Hi Sandy. I'm sorry to bother you, but I've got to talk to you. Okay, come on in. Looks like you had a bad face lift.
Jeffrey! Come on in. Hi. Hi Sandy. I'm sorry to bother you, but I've got to talk to you. Okay, come on in. Looks like you had a bad face lift.
That oughta do it.
That oughta do it.
Do you like that?
Do you like that?
Do you like talk like that? No.
Do you like talk like that? No.
Don't.  I don't like that. What do you want? Nothing. Are you alright? Sure I'm alright.
Don't.  I don't like that. What do you want? Nothing. Are you alright? Sure I'm alright.
Don? No.
Don? No.
Thank you. honey.
Thank you. honey.
Do you like me? Yes, I like you.
Do you like me? Yes, I like you.
Hi, can I come in?
Hi, can I come in?
Oh shit. Frank? Can you stand up?
Oh shit. Frank? Can you stand up?
Nice guy. Who's he?
Nice guy. Who's he?
Look. No. Falling.
Look. No. Falling.
Come in.
Come in.
It used to make me laugh, but. I'm sorry, maybe I better go Dorothy. Yes. Frank-- Frank is coming?
It used to make me laugh, but. I'm sorry, maybe I better go Dorothy. Yes. Frank-- Frank is coming?
It used to make me laugh, but. I'm sorry, maybe I better go Dorothy. Yes. Frank-- Frank is coming? No. How could he? Don't go. You think I'm crazy, don't you? I want you to stay.  Don't hate me.
It used to make me laugh, but. I'm sorry, maybe I better go Dorothy. Yes. Frank-- Frank is coming? No. How could he? Don't go. You think I'm crazy, don't you? I want you to stay.  Don't hate me.
It used to make me laugh, but. I'm sorry, maybe I better go Dorothy. Yes. Frank-- Frank is coming? No. How could he? Don't go. You think I'm crazy, don't you? I want you to stay.  Don't hate me. I sure don't hate you.
It used to make me laugh, but. I'm sorry, maybe I better go Dorothy. Yes. Frank-- Frank is coming? No. How could he? Don't go. You think I'm crazy, don't you? I want you to stay.  Don't hate me. I sure don't hate you.
Look, snap out of it, will ya?
Look, snap out of it, will ya?
Do you love me? Do you love me? I asked first. Sometimes I think I do.
Do you love me? Do you love me? I asked first. Sometimes I think I do.
I love you Don with all my heart.
I love you Don with all my heart.
I'll call you. Okay. Soon? Do you think I'm too fat? What? I'm getting a little bit fat. I hate that.
I'll call you. Okay. Soon? Do you think I'm too fat? What? I'm getting a little bit fat. I hate that.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Yeah, it's me.
Yeah, it's me.
Where have you been?  Oh God, they hurt him, Jeffrey. Jeffrey, Jeffrey, Jeffrey, hold me. HOLD ME. Oh God. It's okay. It's okay.
Where have you been?  Oh God, they hurt him, Jeffrey. Jeffrey, Jeffrey, Jeffrey, hold me. HOLD ME. Oh God. It's okay. It's okay.
Hold me, Don. Don? Where is he? HELP HIM!! Promise me you'll help him! I promise, Dorothy. I promise.
Hold me, Don. Don? Where is he? HELP HIM!! Promise me you'll help him! I promise, Dorothy. I promise.
Where are we going, Frank? Hey Tits, I'm taking your neighbor to the country. Maybe something for you too. Frank? You want to see him too, right? Yes, but.
Where are we going, Frank? Hey Tits, I'm taking your neighbor to the country. Maybe something for you too. Frank? You want to see him too, right? Yes, but.
Where are we going, Frank? Hey Tits, I'm taking your neighbor to the country. Maybe something for you too. Frank? You want to see him too, right?
Where are we going, Frank? Hey Tits, I'm taking your neighbor to the country. Maybe something for you too. Frank? You want to see him too, right?
Look at these. What are these?
Look at these. What are these?
Hello?
Hello?
No thanks. No thanks. What does that mean? I don't want to go. Go where? On a ride.
No thanks. No thanks. What does that mean? I don't want to go. Go where? On a ride.
No thanks. No thanks. What does that mean? I don't want to go. Go where?
No thanks. No thanks. What does that mean? I don't want to go. Go where?
Hey neighbor. Here's to Ben. Here's to Ben.
Hey neighbor. Here's to Ben. Here's to Ben.
Hey? You like to walk. What?
Hey? You like to walk. What?
Raymond! Where's the fuckin' beer? Right here Frank. You want me to pour it? No, I want ya to fuck it. Shit, yes, pour the fuckin' beer. There ya go.
Raymond! Where's the fuckin' beer? Right here Frank. You want me to pour it? No, I want ya to fuck it. Shit, yes, pour the fuckin' beer. There ya go.
Where's all your things, Jeffrey?
Where's all your things, Jeffrey?
I'm going out for awhile. Do you want the car? No, I'm just gonna walk around.
I'm going out for awhile. Do you want the car? No, I'm just gonna walk around.
Can I use the car tonight?
Can I use the car tonight?
Hello, uh, my name is Jeffrey Beaumont. Is Detective Williams in? Oh, yes, Jeffrey. Come in. He'll be back any minute now. You're welcome to wait. Is it urgent? I just wanted to ask him a few questions, that's all. Maybe I better go. Really, he'll be home soon, would you like a cup of coffee?
Hello, uh, my name is Jeffrey Beaumont. Is Detective Williams in? Oh, yes, Jeffrey. Come in. He'll be back any minute now. You're welcome to wait. Is it urgent? I just wanted to ask him a few questions, that's all. Maybe I better go. Really, he'll be home soon, would you like a cup of coffee?
He comes over to study.
He comes over to study.
Mrs. Williams? Thanks for the cake. Oh, you're welcome. Nice to finally meet you, Jeffrey.
Mrs. Williams? Thanks for the cake. Oh, you're welcome. Nice to finally meet you, Jeffrey.
Here you are. Would anyone like coffee? That sounds great!
Here you are. Would anyone like coffee? That sounds great!
Sandy?... Sandy, please.
Sandy?... Sandy, please.
Hey, you ivy league shit. COME HERE!
Hey, you ivy league shit. COME HERE!
Hi Dad.
Hi Dad.
Good to see you, son.
Good to see you, son.
Yeah, how did you know?
Yeah, how did you know?
What happened to him?
What happened to him?
I've gotta go in.
I've gotta go in.
I guess I'll see you sometime. I guess so. Like you said. It's a strange world.
I guess I'll see you sometime. I guess so. Like you said. It's a strange world.
You hungry or thirsty, or both? I don't know. I'd like to talk to you about something.
You hungry or thirsty, or both? I don't know. I'd like to talk to you about something.
Are you alright?
Are you alright?
Here's to. An interesting experience.
Here's to. An interesting experience.
Okay, be careful.
Okay, be careful.
Can I give you a kiss good night? You better not, Jeffrey. Okay, okay. Goodnight.
Can I give you a kiss good night? You better not, Jeffrey. Okay, okay. Goodnight.
You were late. I'm really sorry. What am I going to do? You want to go talk to him?
You were late. I'm really sorry. What am I going to do? You want to go talk to him?
Everything okay? Yeah. I think so. I just had to tell him some of what I knew. Is Friday still on? You didn't tell him about me?
Everything okay? Yeah. I think so. I just had to tell him some of what I knew. Is Friday still on? You didn't tell him about me?
I should never had gotten you going on this.  Yes Jeffrey. Friday's on!
I should never had gotten you going on this.  Yes Jeffrey. Friday's on!
You want to dance? I can't dance fast. Really? Really. You want to dance with someone else? NO. Let's wait for some slow one.
You want to dance? I can't dance fast. Really? Really. You want to dance with someone else? NO. Let's wait for some slow one.
You want to dance? I can't dance fast. Really? Really. You want to dance with someone else?
You want to dance? I can't dance fast. Really? Really. You want to dance with someone else?
You want to dance? I can't dance fast. Really? Really. You want to dance with someone else? NO.
You want to dance? I can't dance fast. Really? Really. You want to dance with someone else? NO.
You want to dance?
You want to dance?
Jeffrey? What's going on?
Jeffrey? What's going on?
I should go with her, Sandy. Go ahead. Sandy?
I should go with her, Sandy. Go ahead. Sandy?
Mike's gotta go.  Nice to meet you.
Mike's gotta go.  Nice to meet you.
What are watchin' this junk for? You can change it if you want to. I don't know why we have to watch TV.
What are watchin' this junk for? You can change it if you want to. I don't know why we have to watch TV.
Sandy? Could I talk to you a minute?
Sandy? Could I talk to you a minute?
There's ways around that.
There's ways around that.
Are ya ready?
Are ya ready?
What? What is it?
What? What is it?
Look again for fuck sake!
Look again for fuck sake!
Shit.
Shit.
They got nothing.
They got nothing.
You guys? We're here brother.
You guys? We're here brother.
Mother, is that you? Is that worthless brother of your there? I want you both ta hear this.
Mother, is that you? Is that worthless brother of your there? I want you both ta hear this.
What?! What are you doin'? I want ta tell ya one last thing before I pull the trigger.
What?! What are you doin'? I want ta tell ya one last thing before I pull the trigger.
No ma! No!
No ma! No!
Well, we could try the bag over the head thing. Walk you right out the front.
Well, we could try the bag over the head thing. Walk you right out the front.
Would someone please come over here and... Fuck! me up the...
Would someone please come over here and... Fuck! me up the...
How do you think he figured all this out without talking to us?
How do you think he figured all this out without talking to us?
Nine bodies.
Nine bodies.
Who did you kill?
Who did you kill?
He isn't to be touched.
He isn't to be touched.
So what are you thinkin' here?
So what are you thinkin' here?
What if it was just one guy with six guns?
What if it was just one guy with six guns?
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Promise me boys.
Promise me boys.
Those rat fucks! All of them were all laughing at me man!
Those rat fucks! All of them were all laughing at me man!
Worst day of my life, man.
Worst day of my life, man.
Shit!... Shit! He ain't here. What the fuck do you mean?
Shit!... Shit! He ain't here. What the fuck do you mean?
Hey! We gotta talk about this early morning church shit.
Hey! We gotta talk about this early morning church shit.
Father, I'll do you right here.
Father, I'll do you right here.
Continue the joke.
Continue the joke.
Did you see what I meant about the window? Kind of. Except we've already got the keys. That's true. But what if they change the locks? Would they do that?
Did you see what I meant about the window? Kind of. Except we've already got the keys. That's true. But what if they change the locks? Would they do that?
It had an alarm. Yeah, I heard that.
It had an alarm. Yeah, I heard that.
But he didn't say anything.
But he didn't say anything.
Anthony, give me the fucking gun!
Anthony, give me the fucking gun!
Dignan, calm down. You're out! I'm not working with either one of you!
Dignan, calm down. You're out! I'm not working with either one of you!
Calm down. Take a deep breath.
Calm down. Take a deep breath.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
I swear to God. In a very quiet voice. Like he meant it. Yeah. Like he would find Dignan. One day.
I swear to God. In a very quiet voice. Like he meant it. Yeah. Like he would find Dignan. One day.
You owe me fifty bucks.
You owe me fifty bucks.
I thought you guys went to get your hair cut.
I thought you guys went to get your hair cut.
She's from Cuba.
She's from Cuba.
He needs to hire an attorney.
He needs to hire an attorney.
But if it wasn't for Dignan I probably would of died.
But if it wasn't for Dignan I probably would of died.
He's gone. He stole the car. Where was it parked?
He's gone. He stole the car. Where was it parked?
He went back for his brother. We said 48 hours.
He went back for his brother. We said 48 hours.
We're going over to this bar if you feel like going.
We're going over to this bar if you feel like going.
Why don't you come with us.
Why don't you come with us.
I can't believe he just jumped you.
I can't believe he just jumped you.
I wish I'd been there.
I wish I'd been there.
I think we better go home. Don't panic, Anthony. I'm not. But there's -- You can't just run home every time things get tough. First of all, we've got enough dough to --
I think we better go home. Don't panic, Anthony. I'm not. But there's -- You can't just run home every time things get tough. First of all, we've got enough dough to --
I think we better go home. Don't panic, Anthony. I'm not. But there's -- You can't just run home every time things get tough. First of all, we've got enough dough to -- Our money situation is not good.
I think we better go home. Don't panic, Anthony. I'm not. But there's -- You can't just run home every time things get tough. First of all, we've got enough dough to -- Our money situation is not good.
I think we better go home. Don't panic, Anthony. I'm not. But there's -- You can't just run home every time things get tough. First of all, we've got enough dough to -- Our money situation is not good. You're so spoiled. What is "not good" to you? Only a few hundred --
I think we better go home. Don't panic, Anthony. I'm not. But there's -- You can't just run home every time things get tough. First of all, we've got enough dough to -- Our money situation is not good. You're so spoiled. What is "not good" to you? Only a few hundred --
Sixteen dollars. I know.
Sixteen dollars. I know.
Mr. Henry has an inside source. We call him Steve. That's where we get our information. Who's Mr. Henry?
Mr. Henry has an inside source. We call him Steve. That's where we get our information. Who's Mr. Henry?
What time did he say to be here?
What time did he say to be here?
What do you think?
What do you think?
Dignan. Take it easy.
Dignan. Take it easy.
He doesn't want to fight. Get out of the way.
He doesn't want to fight. Get out of the way.
No fighting. It wasn't Bob's fault.
No fighting. It wasn't Bob's fault.
Shit, Dignan. What the fuck are we doing out here? I don't know, Dignan. You went crazy.
Shit, Dignan. What the fuck are we doing out here? I don't know, Dignan. You went crazy.
He was a nice guy.
He was a nice guy.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Freeze! Nobody move!
Freeze! Nobody move!
Come on. I'll see you there. What? I'll see you there.
Come on. I'll see you there. What? I'll see you there.
Come on. I'll see you there. What? I'll see you there. What are you talking about?
Come on. I'll see you there. What? I'll see you there. What are you talking about?
Come on. I'll see you there. What? I'll see you there. What are you talking about? I'll get him.
Come on. I'll see you there. What? I'll see you there. What are you talking about? I'll get him.
Where?
Where?
I think I may have found a way out of here. You're kidding. No. I'm not. How? Shhh. Wait for my instructions.
I think I may have found a way out of here. You're kidding. No. I'm not. How? Shhh. Wait for my instructions.
I think I may have found a way out of here. You're kidding. No. I'm not. How?
I think I may have found a way out of here. You're kidding. No. I'm not. How?
That was a test?
That was a test?
How does that feel?
How does that feel?
Did Dignan take the test? Yes, he did.
Did Dignan take the test? Yes, he did.
Let them fight.
Let them fight.
See you.
See you.
Why don't you just tell them the truth. Those belong to my neighbor Phil. I don't know. I personally don't need that shit in my life right now.
Why don't you just tell them the truth. Those belong to my neighbor Phil. I don't know. I personally don't need that shit in my life right now.
Will you guys shut up? God. It's like having two little kids in the car.
Will you guys shut up? God. It's like having two little kids in the car.
How long are they going to hold him?
How long are they going to hold him?
Anthony, I --
Anthony, I --
What?
What?
No, I know. I'm just saying. I feel fine. You want a piece of cake?
No, I know. I'm just saying. I feel fine. You want a piece of cake?
We think Mr. Henry maybe --
We think Mr. Henry maybe --
Are you ever scared of finding a dead body in one of these rooms? No.
Are you ever scared of finding a dead body in one of these rooms? No.
Were you born in Mexico? Cuba.
Were you born in Mexico? Cuba.
I can knock a man out with a six inch punch. What do you mean?
I can knock a man out with a six inch punch. What do you mean?
Where'd they come from? The front stairs.
Where'd they come from? The front stairs.
Is that him?
Is that him?
What?
What?
Are you a fag?
Are you a fag?
If it's that easy why doesn't everybody grow them?
If it's that easy why doesn't everybody grow them?
Don't you guys tell anybody about my plants. You're paranoid, Bob.
Don't you guys tell anybody about my plants. You're paranoid, Bob.
Where'd she go?
Where'd she go?
I think we might of scared her.
I think we might of scared her.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What happened? Shhh. Slow down, Bob. Drive natural. This is natural. That's good. Keep it at forty. Did we get it?
What happened? Shhh. Slow down, Bob. Drive natural. This is natural. That's good. Keep it at forty. Did we get it?
What happened? Shhh. Slow down, Bob. Drive natural. This is natural. That's good. Keep it at forty.
What happened? Shhh. Slow down, Bob. Drive natural. This is natural. That's good. Keep it at forty.
How much is there?
How much is there?
Was Dignan screaming like, Get me a bag!
Was Dignan screaming like, Get me a bag!
You really think he'll remember you?
You really think he'll remember you?
Bob, will you please listen?
Bob, will you please listen?
Shit, Bob. What the fuck did you do that for?
Shit, Bob. What the fuck did you do that for?
You can go first, Bob. My brother's in jail.
You can go first, Bob. My brother's in jail.
Give me the keys, Dignan. I can't do that, Bob. Dignan. You're going to give me those keys or you're going to get hurt. Don't threaten me, Bob.
Give me the keys, Dignan. I can't do that, Bob. Dignan. You're going to give me those keys or you're going to get hurt. Don't threaten me, Bob.
It's not your decision and he's not your brother, Dignan.
It's not your decision and he's not your brother, Dignan.
You've got a beautiful walk, Bob.
You've got a beautiful walk, Bob.
Dignan.
Dignan.
Hey, Dignan. How's it going? Not bad. Come on in. What you been up to?
Hey, Dignan. How's it going? Not bad. Come on in. What you been up to?
Right. It was extremely stupid. I don't expect an apology and I don't even want one. I just want us to -- I can't fucking believe this guy. An apology, Bob?
Right. It was extremely stupid. I don't expect an apology and I don't even want one. I just want us to -- I can't fucking believe this guy. An apology, Bob?
Come on!
Come on!
It wasn't your fault, Bob. You had your brother.
It wasn't your fault, Bob. You had your brother.
I'm sorry, Bob.
I'm sorry, Bob.
That's OK.
That's OK.
Everything OK? Yeah. We're in the elevator. How's it look back there? It looks pretty good. There's nobody back here.
Everything OK? Yeah. We're in the elevator. How's it look back there? It looks pretty good. There's nobody back here.
I couldn't hear anything.
I couldn't hear anything.
Is he breathing?
Is he breathing?
Do they let you --
Do they let you --
Fancy seeing you here, Bob.
Fancy seeing you here, Bob.
How you doing, Bob?
How you doing, Bob?
Your brother was up here the other day. He said you ran away from home. He said what? He said you ran away from home.
Your brother was up here the other day. He said you ran away from home. He said what? He said you ran away from home.
Ground defense.
Ground defense.
Is he in?
Is he in?
Is he good?
Is he good?
Join the party, fellas.
Join the party, fellas.
What's the story? Can't get it. It won't...
What's the story? Can't get it. It won't...
We're closed, sir. Where's that guy going? He left his sweater. Well, I left some money in there. Where?
We're closed, sir. Where's that guy going? He left his sweater. Well, I left some money in there. Where?
We're closed, sir. Where's that guy going? He left his sweater. Well, I left some money in there.
We're closed, sir. Where's that guy going? He left his sweater. Well, I left some money in there.
I don't know.
I don't know.
How's the weather down there? Mr. Henry? Come on in! It's locked.
How's the weather down there? Mr. Henry? Come on in! It's locked.
Well, we'll see you later, Bob. Pleasure to meet you, John.
Well, we'll see you later, Bob. Pleasure to meet you, John.
Sorry to wake you.
Sorry to wake you.
Sir...
Sir...
She say what time I should call?
She say what time I should call?
Who else knows about this? Nobody. You.  I had to tell you, right? Show me again...
Who else knows about this? Nobody. You.  I had to tell you, right? Show me again...
Sit. Can you...  [The chair. Have the chair.]
Sit. Can you...  [The chair. Have the chair.]
It changes things. That knowledge. Doesn't it? Yes... That's not what happened to your parents. Then what?
It changes things. That knowledge. Doesn't it? Yes... That's not what happened to your parents. Then what?
They loved you.  And I killed them. How... how can... how can you be here and say this?
They loved you.  And I killed them. How... how can... how can you be here and say this?
It doesn't matter. Your life is hard enough. You're a liar. You know I'm not. YOU'RE A LIAR!
It doesn't matter. Your life is hard enough. You're a liar. You know I'm not. YOU'RE A LIAR!
I should kill you... if it's true you should die... I should kill you now! I can't let you do that either. Because you're afraid!
I should kill you... if it's true you should die... I should kill you now! I can't let you do that either. Because you're afraid!
I have to go now. Is this really happening?
I have to go now. Is this really happening?
Front. Use your teeth.
Front. Use your teeth.
So why didn't you kill me then?
So why didn't you kill me then?
-- car keys? -- my coat -- but we should -- -- what? --
-- car keys? -- my coat -- but we should -- -- what? --
We write them down because sooner or later you're going to remember something good.
We write them down because sooner or later you're going to remember something good.
You drive. What? Switch! You drive! -- where? -
You drive. What? Switch! You drive! -- where? -
Jesus! --  -- is he back there? -- -- not yet -- -- it's just him? -- -- yeah -- one guy -- I don't think he was ready --
Jesus! --  -- is he back there? -- -- not yet -- -- it's just him? -- -- yeah -- one guy -- I don't think he was ready --
I love you, too.
I love you, too.
I wanted to kill him. But you found another choice. I did. It wouldn't have changed the way you feel.
I wanted to kill him. But you found another choice. I did. It wouldn't have changed the way you feel.
I know it's a dream. You do?
I know it's a dream. You do?
God, I miss you. I don't know what to do without you.
God, I miss you. I don't know what to do without you.
How do they know that? How can they know any of that? What is this, a game?
How do they know that? How can they know any of that? What is this, a game?
It's me.
It's me.
Oh, shit...
Oh, shit...
Thank you for your gift. I'm sorry about Marie. What's that?
Thank you for your gift. I'm sorry about Marie. What's that?
We need to get in there.
We need to get in there.
Maybe he just needed a place to spend the night?
Maybe he just needed a place to spend the night?
Alright... take it down. What?
Alright... take it down. What?
Show me. Here?
Show me. Here?
This is everything? Is there.
This is everything? Is there.
-- who? -- who else is here? -- -- no! -- not me! -- no other people! --
-- who? -- who else is here? -- -- no! -- not me! -- no other people! --
I don't think we need to keep looking for him anyway. And why is that?
I don't think we need to keep looking for him anyway. And why is that?
He won't come.
He won't come.
Stephen ready?
Stephen ready?
Rest, William. I rest.
Rest, William. I rest.
Wanna stay with me tonight? I wanna have supper waitin'. We'll get those English pigs tomorrow.
Wanna stay with me tonight? I wanna have supper waitin'. We'll get those English pigs tomorrow.
You'll move
You'll move
Good to see you again.
Good to see you again.
Then when?
Then when?
I'm dreaming. Yes, you are. And you must wake. I don't want to wake. I want to stay with you. And I with you. But you must wake. I need you so much! I love you!
I'm dreaming. Yes, you are. And you must wake. I don't want to wake. I want to stay with you. And I with you. But you must wake. I need you so much! I love you!
I'm dreaming. Yes, you are. And you must wake. I don't want to wake. I want to stay with you. And I with you. But you must wake.
I'm dreaming. Yes, you are. And you must wake. I don't want to wake. I want to stay with you. And I with you. But you must wake.
I come as the king's servant, and with his authority. It's battle I want, not talk.
I come as the king's servant, and with his authority. It's battle I want, not talk.
Why did you?
Why did you?
We can't stop! They've tricked us. What's the crazy man saying, Lord? The dogs have a scent. My scent. Someone must have given it to them. Who would do such a thing?
We can't stop! They've tricked us. What's the crazy man saying, Lord? The dogs have a scent. My scent. Someone must have given it to them. Who would do such a thing?
We can't stop! They've tricked us. What's the crazy man saying, Lord? The dogs have a scent. My scent. Someone must have given it to them.
We can't stop! They've tricked us. What's the crazy man saying, Lord? The dogs have a scent. My scent. Someone must have given it to them.
Come, it'll help you sleep.
Come, it'll help you sleep.
Evan wake up, oh please wake up!
Evan wake up, oh please wake up!
What happened? Honey. What were you doing with that?
What happened? Honey. What were you doing with that?
Now your father may seem sleepy to you, but that's just because of his medicine, okay?
Now your father may seem sleepy to you, but that's just because of his medicine, okay?
I found these. The others are still in storage. Damn it, Mom. I told you I need them all!
I found these. The others are still in storage. Damn it, Mom. I told you I need them all!
Okay, doc. What's the damage? How much time have I got?
Okay, doc. What's the damage? How much time have I got?
Just. Like. Jason.
Just. Like. Jason.
So when I'm out, I need you to watch my face and hands closely.
So when I'm out, I need you to watch my face and hands closely.
Hello, Evan. It's very nice to meet you.  He's as handsome as his father.
Hello, Evan. It's very nice to meet you.  He's as handsome as his father.
Dad lives here?
Dad lives here?
Okay. Then go a little forward in time. What do you see now?
Okay. Then go a little forward in time. What do you see now?
Get out. Both of you.
Get out. Both of you.
Oh God... what did we do?
Oh God... what did we do?
I can't believe Tommy's still pissed at me. He knows I'm moving away, right? He's been acting real strange lately. He won't even look me in the eyes anymore.
I can't believe Tommy's still pissed at me. He knows I'm moving away, right? He's been acting real strange lately. He won't even look me in the eyes anymore.
Did your mom say if Lenny was... okay?
Did your mom say if Lenny was... okay?
Welcome home. Thought you might like some fresh air for a change.
Welcome home. Thought you might like some fresh air for a change.
Where... where are my clothes?
Where... where are my clothes?
Wait. Something's not right. Isn't that your jacket?
Wait. Something's not right. Isn't that your jacket?
Evan, stop! You're gonna kill him!
Evan, stop! You're gonna kill him!
We're really gonna be in a movie!?
We're really gonna be in a movie!?
Where am I? What happened? Where did we all go?
Where am I? What happened? Where did we all go?
That's dangerous! You could blow your hands off!
That's dangerous! You could blow your hands off!
Are you okay? You looked like you were somewhere else for a second there.
Are you okay? You looked like you were somewhere else for a second there.
Evan, you're hysterical. You study for this? We'll find out soon enough.
Evan, you're hysterical. You study for this? We'll find out soon enough.
Can... can... Can I have this?
Can... can... Can I have this?
Hurry! Let's go! Get him up, Evan! Come on!
Hurry! Let's go! Get him up, Evan! Come on!
Look what you made me do!
Look what you made me do!
Lung cancer?
Lung cancer?
Lenny? Come on!
Lenny? Come on!
Shut up, Tommy!
Shut up, Tommy!
Maybe it went out. Should someone check it?
Maybe it went out. Should someone check it?
No, of course not. Do you mind if I do?
No, of course not. Do you mind if I do?
Excuse me, but you look like a couple who are on their way to America.
Excuse me, but you look like a couple who are on their way to America.
You will find a market there for this ring. I am forced to sell it at a great sacrifice. Thank you, but I hardly think --
You will find a market there for this ring. I am forced to sell it at a great sacrifice. Thank you, but I hardly think --
Such a bargain. But that is your decision?
Such a bargain. But that is your decision?
Monsieur Rick, may I get you a cup of coffee? No thanks, Carl.
Monsieur Rick, may I get you a cup of coffee? No thanks, Carl.
The police break up our meeting. Herr Rick! We escaped in the last moment.
The police break up our meeting. Herr Rick! We escaped in the last moment.
Say goodnight to Sam for me. I will. There's still nobody in the world who can play "As Time Goes By" like Sam.
Say goodnight to Sam for me. I will. There's still nobody in the world who can play "As Time Goes By" like Sam.
Who are you really? And what were you before? What did you do and what did you think? Huh? We said "no questions."
Who are you really? And what were you before? What did you do and what did you think? Huh? We said "no questions."
Oh. I saved my first drink to have with you. Here. No. No, Rick. Not tonight.
Oh. I saved my first drink to have with you. Here. No. No, Rick. Not tonight.
I'm sorry I was in no condition to receive you when you called on me last night.
I'm sorry I was in no condition to receive you when you called on me last night.
All the same, someday you'll lie to Laszlo. You'll be there.
All the same, someday you'll lie to Laszlo. You'll be there.
How did you get in?
How did you get in?
Richard, Victor thinks I'm leaving with him. Haven't you told him? No, not yet. But it's all right, isn't it? You were able to arrange everything? Everything is quite all right.
Richard, Victor thinks I'm leaving with him. Haven't you told him? No, not yet. But it's all right, isn't it? You were able to arrange everything? Everything is quite all right.
But why my name, Richard? Because you're getting on that plane. I don't understand. What about you?
But why my name, Richard? Because you're getting on that plane. I don't understand. What about you?
Where is Rick?
Where is Rick?
You are very kind.
You are very kind.
This time they really mean to stop me. Victor, I'm afraid for you.
This time they really mean to stop me. Victor, I'm afraid for you.
Goodnight.
Goodnight.
Goodnight.
Goodnight.
Did he give any reason? He suggested I ask you. Ask me?
Did he give any reason? He suggested I ask you. Ask me?
Yes, Victor, I was. I know how it is to be lonely.  Is there anything you wish to tell me? No, Victor, there isn't.
Yes, Victor, I was. I know how it is to be lonely.  Is there anything you wish to tell me? No, Victor, there isn't.
Yes, Yes I know. Victor, whatever I do, will you believe that I, that --
Yes, Yes I know. Victor, whatever I do, will you believe that I, that --
Be careful.
Be careful.
How do you do? How do you do? One hears a great deal about Rick in Casablanca. And about Victor Laszlo everywhere.
How do you do? How do you do? One hears a great deal about Rick in Casablanca. And about Victor Laszlo everywhere.
We'll come again.
We'll come again.
Good evening. Good evening. You see, here we are again.
Good evening. Good evening. You see, here we are again.
Well, this might come in handy. Thank you. Had a close one, eh?
Well, this might come in handy. Thank you. Had a close one, eh?
I understand.
I understand.
I am delighted to see you both. Did you have a good night's rest? I slept very well. That's strange. Nobody is supposed to sleep well in Casablanca. May we proceed with the business? With pleasure. Won't you sit down?
I am delighted to see you both. Did you have a good night's rest? I slept very well. That's strange. Nobody is supposed to sleep well in Casablanca. May we proceed with the business? With pleasure. Won't you sit down?
I am delighted to see you both. Did you have a good night's rest? I slept very well. That's strange. Nobody is supposed to sleep well in Casablanca. May we proceed with the business?
I am delighted to see you both. Did you have a good night's rest? I slept very well. That's strange. Nobody is supposed to sleep well in Casablanca. May we proceed with the business?
For the time being.
For the time being.
Good evening, gentlemen.
Good evening, gentlemen.
You see, Major, you have nothing to worry about Rick.
You see, Major, you have nothing to worry about Rick.
Why do you stand here? Why don't you stop him?
Why do you stand here? Why don't you stop him?
Rick, there's going to be some excitement here tonight. We are going to make an arrest in your cafe. What, again?
Rick, there's going to be some excitement here tonight. We are going to make an arrest in your cafe. What, again?
If you are thinking of warning him, don't put yourself out. He cannot possibly escape. I stick my neck out for nobody.
If you are thinking of warning him, don't put yourself out. He cannot possibly escape. I stick my neck out for nobody.
Oh, no, Rick never --
Oh, no, Rick never --
If you don't mind, you fill in the names. That will make it even more official. You think of everything, don't you?
If you don't mind, you fill in the names. That will make it even more official. You think of everything, don't you?
Where were you last night? That's so long ago, I don't remember. Will I see you tonight?
Where were you last night? That's so long ago, I don't remember. Will I see you tonight?
Come on, we're going to get your coat.
Come on, we're going to get your coat.
Hello? Put that phone down! Get me the Radio Tower!
Hello? Put that phone down! Get me the Radio Tower!
Rick! Rick, help me! Don't be a fool. You can't get away.
Rick! Rick, help me! Don't be a fool. You can't get away.
Boss! Yeah? Boss, ain't you going to bed?
Boss! Yeah? Boss, ain't you going to bed?
What's that you're playing? Just a little something of my own. Well, stop it. You know what I want to hear. No, I don't.
What's that you're playing? Just a little something of my own. Well, stop it. You know what I want to hear. No, I don't.
What's that you're playing? Just a little something of my own. Well, stop it. You know what I want to hear. No, I don't. You played it for her and you can play it for me.
What's that you're playing? Just a little something of my own. Well, stop it. You know what I want to hear. No, I don't. You played it for her and you can play it for me.
What's that you're playing? Just a little something of my own. Well, stop it. You know what I want to hear. No, I don't. You played it for her and you can play it for me. Well, I don't think I can remember it.
What's that you're playing? Just a little something of my own. Well, stop it. You know what I want to hear. No, I don't. You played it for her and you can play it for me. Well, I don't think I can remember it.
Get up. Feels so good to lie here.
Get up. Feels so good to lie here.
Can't.  Need water. You've had today's water. Thirsty. Come on, shape up, get going, you can do it.
Can't.  Need water. You've had today's water. Thirsty. Come on, shape up, get going, you can do it.
No more water, you said. Take it. No. Take it, damn it. No.
No more water, you said. Take it. No. Take it, damn it. No.
No more water, you said. Take it. No. Take it, damn it.
No more water, you said. Take it. No. Take it, damn it.
If they can't see you, what's the point?
If they can't see you, what's the point?
What are you doing? Can't kill another one.  Can't.  Can't kill my friends anymore. You fucking bleeding heart, you kill or you die. Why do they have to die for me?
What are you doing? Can't kill another one.  Can't.  Can't kill my friends anymore. You fucking bleeding heart, you kill or you die. Why do they have to die for me?
What's so damn funny?
What's so damn funny?
It's real. Nothing out there but ocean.
It's real. Nothing out there but ocean.
You can't make it.
You can't make it.
Hmmm.  Feels like it might have gotten wet. Possible.  So you did those wings? Yeah.  A long time ago. They're harder to do than they look. Oh?  You've tried?
Hmmm.  Feels like it might have gotten wet. Possible.  So you did those wings? Yeah.  A long time ago. They're harder to do than they look. Oh?  You've tried?
Hmmm.  Feels like it might have gotten wet. Possible.  So you did those wings? Yeah.  A long time ago. They're harder to do than they look.
Hmmm.  Feels like it might have gotten wet. Possible.  So you did those wings? Yeah.  A long time ago. They're harder to do than they look.
Keep painting.  Promise me.
Keep painting.  Promise me.
What brings you out to the sticks? Had a package to deliver. You?  Personally? I had it on the island with me.
What brings you out to the sticks? Had a package to deliver. You?  Personally? I had it on the island with me.
Yeah, a long one. I've got lots of time.
Yeah, a long one. I've got lots of time.
Four four.  A record. You don't seem too happy about it. Ah, the staff meeting could have gone better.
Four four.  A record. You don't seem too happy about it. Ah, the staff meeting could have gone better.
Hey, look at you.
Hey, look at you.
He is a cute thing. He's your cute thing. I can't even keep fish alive. A puppy's got a little more personality than a fish.
He is a cute thing. He's your cute thing. I can't even keep fish alive. A puppy's got a little more personality than a fish.
You know, for when you travel.
You know, for when you travel.
That's your dog. It's our dog.  It belongs to us. There isn't any us.
That's your dog. It's our dog.  It belongs to us. There isn't any us.
I'm sorry... I'm sorry...
I'm sorry... I'm sorry...
Right back, you said you'd be right back.
Right back, you said you'd be right back.
I got married. I thought you might have. I would never -- I know. If I'd known you were alive --
I got married. I thought you might have. I would never -- I know. If I'd known you were alive --
I got married. I thought you might have. I would never -- I know.
I got married. I thought you might have. I would never -- I know.
All that time I waited to go on a cruise, and you went without me.
All that time I waited to go on a cruise, and you went without me.
You okay?
You okay?
What will you do?
What will you do?
I love you, Chuck. You too.
I love you, Chuck. You too.
Look, I help take care of the place.  You got my check, didn't you Mom?
Look, I help take care of the place.  You got my check, didn't you Mom?
You what?
You what?
God damn!  God damn!  Chuck, it's you! It's me. You're fucking dead!
God damn!  God damn!  Chuck, it's you! It's me. You're fucking dead!
I beat the odds!
I beat the odds!
To Wilson.
To Wilson.
To life.  Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke. To life. That's all there is.
To life.  Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke. To life. That's all there is.
Take your time. What? That's what it's about.
Take your time. What? That's what it's about.
Not just that.  Take your time.  Use it. Live it.
Not just that.  Take your time.  Use it. Live it.
What, then? Deliver this package.  Then, I dunno. You want that delivered, we'll deliver it.  That's what we do. I need to do it.
What, then? Deliver this package.  Then, I dunno. You want that delivered, we'll deliver it.  That's what we do. I need to do it.
Thanks.  For everything.
Thanks.  For everything.
Only if you can afford it.
Only if you can afford it.
I was dreaming about you. How beautiful you were! You weren't dreaming about me.
I was dreaming about you. How beautiful you were! You weren't dreaming about me.
I suppose it wouldn't hurt to *meet* him. What's his name again? Dr. Homer Wells.
I suppose it wouldn't hurt to *meet* him. What's his name again? Dr. Homer Wells.
What's she so emotional about?
What's she so emotional about?
Good night, kids. Don't catch cold-- it's gettin' cold already.
Good night, kids. Don't catch cold-- it's gettin' cold already.
I better go.
I better go.
You've seen only one movie? Which one?
You've seen only one movie? Which one?
But you looked as if you liked it.
But you looked as if you liked it.
And what did she die of, exactly? She was torn apart! She died of a broken heart.
And what did she die of, exactly? She was torn apart! She died of a broken heart.
You're a natural. You were born to drive a car like this.
You're a natural. You were born to drive a car like this.
The screen is enormous! Imagine King Kong up *there*! Have you seen a lot of movies here?
The screen is enormous! Imagine King Kong up *there*! Have you seen a lot of movies here?
You don't miss it? I miss things. I miss... people.  I miss reading to the boys. But you had so much *responsibility*. I never *asked* for any responsibility.
You don't miss it? I miss things. I miss... people.  I miss reading to the boys. But you had so much *responsibility*. I never *asked* for any responsibility.
Just tell me. Do you want me to go? Do you want me to stay? It will be okay. *What* will be okay?
Just tell me. Do you want me to go? Do you want me to stay? It will be okay. *What* will be okay?
She won't go to St. Cloud's! Well, we can't force her. It's her decision. You don't understand! It's her father... Mr. Rose *knows*?
She won't go to St. Cloud's! Well, we can't force her. It's her decision. You don't understand! It's her father... Mr. Rose *knows*?
Wait... *wait*! Are you sure?
Wait... *wait*! Are you sure?
Stop it! Just cut it out! You got up! You *did* something! If you keep this up, you might be in danger of making a *decision*!
Stop it! Just cut it out! You got up! You *did* something! If you keep this up, you might be in danger of making a *decision*!
Do you think she'll be all right?
Do you think she'll be all right?
Hi...
Hi...
You ain't been through what I been through, Candy.
You ain't been through what I been through, Candy.
I know where you can go. Homer and I can take you... I can't go nowhere.
I know where you can go. Homer and I can take you... I can't go nowhere.
There! You said it was boring.
There! You said it was boring.
I love you, Wally.
I love you, Wally.
You've been giving him a *flying* lesson!
You've been giving him a *flying* lesson!
It's big enough to keep you out of the war, I suppose. Ain't that right?
It's big enough to keep you out of the war, I suppose. Ain't that right?
Stop it, Homer. They aren't our rules. We didn't write them. I don't see no reason to read them.
Stop it, Homer. They aren't our rules. We didn't write them. I don't see no reason to read them.
What business is you in, Homer?
What business is you in, Homer?
I'm stayin', Homer.
I'm stayin', Homer.
Where's the name sheet? Nobody's named this one yet.
Where's the name sheet? Nobody's named this one yet.
How about expecting people to be responsible enough to control themselves to begin with?
How about expecting people to be responsible enough to control themselves to begin with?
Good-bye, Arthur.  Homer, I'll see you tomorrow?
Good-bye, Arthur.  Homer, I'll see you tomorrow?
"One: Please don't smoke in bed. We heard that one already, Homer.
"One: Please don't smoke in bed. We heard that one already, Homer.
Thanks, guys... I'd like to go with you. But I've got to move on.
Thanks, guys... I'd like to go with you. But I've got to move on.
What's that? It's just my heart.
What's that? It's just my heart.
Do you like to read?
Do you like to read?
You ain't gettin' in no trouble, I hope.
You ain't gettin' in no trouble, I hope.
I'm not in trouble.
I'm not in trouble.
Give men that. I know how to do it. Oh, I suppose you is a doctor, Homer?
Give men that. I know how to do it. Oh, I suppose you is a doctor, Homer?
You okay, Rose? I guess you must like watchin' me be sick...
You okay, Rose? I guess you must like watchin' me be sick...
What I mean is, if you don't want to... keep the baby, I know a place where you can go.
What I mean is, if you don't want to... keep the baby, I know a place where you can go.
Who cares? Now, now. He's a good boy. Shit. We don't know what he is.
Who cares? Now, now. He's a good boy. Shit. We don't know what he is.
Don't this place look like home? It look nicer then home!
Don't this place look like home? It look nicer then home!
Where's your manners? Make room for Homer, so's he can enjoy the view.
Where's your manners? Make room for Homer, so's he can enjoy the view.
Daddy, I'd like to be in that Wally's shoes *every* night. You lucky you in your work boots tonight, girl...
Daddy, I'd like to be in that Wally's shoes *every* night. You lucky you in your work boots tonight, girl...
Where do you think you're going?
Where do you think you're going?
You ain't goin' nowhere in the middle of the night, girl!
You ain't goin' nowhere in the middle of the night, girl!
You just go inside, Homer. We don't need no help.
You just go inside, Homer. We don't need no help.
Can --
Can --
Oh. Well, thanks for the drink.
Oh. Well, thanks for the drink.
I can see why you liked her.
I can see why you liked her.
We were back on. After you cut her loose.
We were back on. After you cut her loose.
Alright... Turn around. She doesn't get shit, unless I get that money. Where is it?
Alright... Turn around. She doesn't get shit, unless I get that money. Where is it?
Jake...
Jake...
I'm going home
I'm going home
When?
When?
You gotta be kidding me. Her?
You gotta be kidding me. Her?
How much we going after?
How much we going after?
Yeah... Whatever, Jake.
Yeah... Whatever, Jake.
She up for this?
She up for this?
You ever use the bathroom in Kennedy?
You ever use the bathroom in Kennedy?
Excuse me?
Excuse me?
Come on. Harder. I think I just broke my hand.
Come on. Harder. I think I just broke my hand.
What brings you down from Boston, Jake? Taking advantage of the long weekend?
What brings you down from Boston, Jake? Taking advantage of the long weekend?
I can't be here! You understand? I can't --
I can't be here! You understand? I can't --
What -- What do we do?
What -- What do we do?
What about... The money?
What about... The money?
What is this? You guys cops or something?
What is this? You guys cops or something?
That's not --
That's not --
No.  What's my cut? You get an equal cut. What do I have to do?
No.  What's my cut? You get an equal cut. What do I have to do?
Mr. King, I think --
Mr. King, I think --
You told me to change my hair! What about this? Do you have any idea what this means? You've killed us. We're dead!
You told me to change my hair! What about this? Do you have any idea what this means? You've killed us. We're dead!
You have really soft hands. Like a baby's.
You have really soft hands. Like a baby's.
What about... What about what?
What about... What about what?
Sorry. I didn't know...
Sorry. I didn't know...
You tell them the "Tale". What do you want? An apology?
You tell them the "Tale". What do you want? An apology?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Him.
Him.
But if you wanna talk about bad luck...
But if you wanna talk about bad luck...
And we got rid of the red head.
And we got rid of the red head.
When this is all over, you're going to tell me who the King put on Al. You going to have the time?
When this is all over, you're going to tell me who the King put on Al. You going to have the time?
Can I speak to you in confidence?
Can I speak to you in confidence?
Ten percent. You guys got sack, I'll give you that much.
Ten percent. You guys got sack, I'll give you that much.
The King, huh? Nice going.
The King, huh? Nice going.
Just a tip.
Just a tip.
What?
What?
If you Feds are so hot for him, why don't we just bring him in right now?
If you Feds are so hot for him, why don't we just bring him in right now?
You guys awake?
You guys awake?
What are you doing? High five.
What are you doing? High five.
Jack. Do you need a ride? No. Thanks. My car's in the garage. Maybe another time. I'll take you up on that.
Jack. Do you need a ride? No. Thanks. My car's in the garage. Maybe another time. I'll take you up on that.
Jack. Do you need a ride? No. Thanks. My car's in the garage. Maybe another time.
Jack. Do you need a ride? No. Thanks. My car's in the garage. Maybe another time.
Ouch.
Ouch.
What are you laughing at? Who was that on the phone?
What are you laughing at? Who was that on the phone?
I found her in bed with someone. Who was he?
I found her in bed with someone. Who was he?
Last hand.
Last hand.
I couldn't resist them.
I couldn't resist them.
You really are a beautiful woman. It's not just inner beauty, is it?
You really are a beautiful woman. It's not just inner beauty, is it?
You're my prisoner. I've got something to tell you. I want to hear it. I've got a job.
You're my prisoner. I've got something to tell you. I want to hear it. I've got a job.
Are you trying to read my palm?
Are you trying to read my palm?
What's the time?
What's the time?
How did it go?
How did it go?
You're my conscience.
You're my conscience.
What are you doing here?  You know the rules. What about a drink on the way home? I don't finish till eight. Make it nine and you're on. I'm on at nine.
What are you doing here?  You know the rules. What about a drink on the way home? I don't finish till eight. Make it nine and you're on. I'm on at nine.
The door, Jack. Leave it.
The door, Jack. Leave it.
It's beautiful. Thank you. I hope it brings you luck.
It's beautiful. Thank you. I hope it brings you luck.
I'll leave the casino soon.  I promise. You will?
I'll leave the casino soon.  I promise. You will?
How did you know I was here?
How did you know I was here?
Why did you take the money? I hate public transport. What? I want to buy a car.
Why did you take the money? I hate public transport. What? I want to buy a car.
I've lived there.
I've lived there.
I'm not married. I wear it to keep the flies off.  I must go. Let me pay for this. Absolutely not. Toss you for it.
I'm not married. I wear it to keep the flies off.  I must go. Let me pay for this. Absolutely not. Toss you for it.
How did you hurt your hand? Just an accident. Nothing.
How did you hurt your hand? Just an accident. Nothing.
And I thought you were only after my body. I've come to know you. You're honest.  I trust you. What'll you do when it all goes wrong? It won't. But if it does. You keep the ten thousand pounds.
And I thought you were only after my body. I've come to know you. You're honest.  I trust you. What'll you do when it all goes wrong? It won't. But if it does. You keep the ten thousand pounds.
And I thought you were only after my body. I've come to know you. You're honest.  I trust you. What'll you do when it all goes wrong? It won't.
And I thought you were only after my body. I've come to know you. You're honest.  I trust you. What'll you do when it all goes wrong? It won't.
And I thought you were only after my body. I've come to know you. You're honest.  I trust you. What'll you do when it all goes wrong? It won't. But if it does.
And I thought you were only after my body. I've come to know you. You're honest.  I trust you. What'll you do when it all goes wrong? It won't. But if it does.
Next time it'll be my neck.
Next time it'll be my neck.
I want you to forget what I said. Wait a minute...
I want you to forget what I said. Wait a minute...
I'm sorry. What for?
I'm sorry. What for?
Is it yes? Yes.
Is it yes? Yes.
Would you like a drink?
Would you like a drink?
I don't think we should meet again.
I don't think we should meet again.
Nice car. How much did you pay for it?
Nice car. How much did you pay for it?
Where to?
Where to?
Where do you live, Jack? Over the river.
Where do you live, Jack? Over the river.
I'm going over the river. I'll give you a lift if you like.
I'm going over the river. I'll give you a lift if you like.
So how do you feel, your first night? I'll bet you're on a high. Nice car. She's my baby. How long have you worked at the casino? Coming up to two years now.  But I was away for six months. You've done pretty well.
So how do you feel, your first night? I'll bet you're on a high. Nice car. She's my baby. How long have you worked at the casino? Coming up to two years now.  But I was away for six months. You've done pretty well.
So how do you feel, your first night? I'll bet you're on a high. Nice car. She's my baby. How long have you worked at the casino?
So how do you feel, your first night? I'll bet you're on a high. Nice car. She's my baby. How long have you worked at the casino?
So how do you feel, your first night? I'll bet you're on a high. Nice car. She's my baby. How long have you worked at the casino? Coming up to two years now.  But I was away for six months.
So how do you feel, your first night? I'll bet you're on a high. Nice car. She's my baby. How long have you worked at the casino? Coming up to two years now.  But I was away for six months.
I can't give you a lift back tonight.
I can't give you a lift back tonight.
Rough day?
Rough day?
David Reynolds, I'm the Manager here. Sit down, John.
David Reynolds, I'm the Manager here. Sit down, John.
Haven't you forgotten something? I don't think so.
Haven't you forgotten something? I don't think so.
What makes you so sure? It's a rule. Always stand by your first count. The odds are you're right.
What makes you so sure? It's a rule. Always stand by your first count. The odds are you're right.
You want me to check?
You want me to check?
This is our Crow's Nest. I'm showing it to you now, but you'll never see it again. Very impressive.
This is our Crow's Nest. I'm showing it to you now, but you'll never see it again. Very impressive.
You can start Monday week. Fine. That hair will have to go.
You can start Monday week. Fine. That hair will have to go.
I just want the job.
I just want the job.
Why don't you take a break, Jack.
Why don't you take a break, Jack.
What's he doin'?
What's he doin'?
Everything sounds fine, bomb. Dropping you off in sixty seconds. Good luck.
Everything sounds fine, bomb. Dropping you off in sixty seconds. Good luck.
Hey, bomb...
Hey, bomb...
What are you gonna name it? What? The new star. What are you gonna name it?
What are you gonna name it? What? The new star. What are you gonna name it?
Men... men... what happened, men?
Men... men... what happened, men?
Okay, okay.  I can explain... You ever have to do something you really don't want to? How I make my living, what's your point?
Okay, okay.  I can explain... You ever have to do something you really don't want to? How I make my living, what's your point?
I never woulda done it.  Probably not, anyway.  I mean, I actually think you're pretty cool.
I never woulda done it.  Probably not, anyway.  I mean, I actually think you're pretty cool.
Fine.  So call her.  Get her over here. Actually, that's not gonna be necessary. What? That's not why we're here.
Fine.  So call her.  Get her over here. Actually, that's not gonna be necessary. What? That's not why we're here.
See what you don't know is you're already in the last two minutes of your life.
See what you don't know is you're already in the last two minutes of your life.
Some of us are trying to sleep. You didn't tell me you lived with her.
Some of us are trying to sleep. You didn't tell me you lived with her.
Move it.
Move it.
Lemme put some clothes on.
Lemme put some clothes on.
But I'm afraid of--
But I'm afraid of--
Oh my God!  In here!  IN HERE!
Oh my God!  In here!  IN HERE!
What makes you cry? If I'm sad, or tired, or sometimes when I'm angry or when somebody's being mean to me. Pretty much the same reasons I was crying.  But things will be better when we move to a new place.
What makes you cry? If I'm sad, or tired, or sometimes when I'm angry or when somebody's being mean to me. Pretty much the same reasons I was crying.  But things will be better when we move to a new place.
You're a thief? Girl's gotta make a living. Thank God. First time I ever heard that. I was expecting someone else. Guess it wasn't the pizza delivery guy.
You're a thief? Girl's gotta make a living. Thank God. First time I ever heard that. I was expecting someone else. Guess it wasn't the pizza delivery guy.
You're a thief? Girl's gotta make a living. Thank God. First time I ever heard that.
You're a thief? Girl's gotta make a living. Thank God. First time I ever heard that.
You're a thief? Girl's gotta make a living. Thank God. First time I ever heard that. I was expecting someone else.
You're a thief? Girl's gotta make a living. Thank God. First time I ever heard that. I was expecting someone else.
I'm sorry if I caught you at a bad time.
I'm sorry if I caught you at a bad time.
So this guy walks into a bar and says...
So this guy walks into a bar and says...
Sorry about your window.
Sorry about your window.
What's this?
What's this?
Max something.  I got no clue where she stays. Any idea when she'll be back? None.
Max something.  I got no clue where she stays. Any idea when she'll be back? None.
This is not a place you wanna go.
This is not a place you wanna go.
Say the words, "I understand. I understand.
Say the words, "I understand. I understand.
I don't know what your story is and I don't want to.
I don't know what your story is and I don't want to.
I'm sorry I couldn't come up with something more positive.
I'm sorry I couldn't come up with something more positive.
Who are you?
Who are you?
Make the call. She's gonna need to know that her little girl's alright. She's got my word.
Make the call. She's gonna need to know that her little girl's alright. She's got my word.
Catch you back at the wall.
Catch you back at the wall.
What about this?
What about this?
You love him? I just told you, he's a big, hairy... No, I mean... you love your son? More than anything in the world. And he loves you back, doesn't he? He's a little spoiled, but I know he does.
You love him? I just told you, he's a big, hairy... No, I mean... you love your son? More than anything in the world. And he loves you back, doesn't he? He's a little spoiled, but I know he does.
You love him? I just told you, he's a big, hairy... No, I mean... you love your son? More than anything in the world.
You love him? I just told you, he's a big, hairy... No, I mean... you love your son? More than anything in the world.
You love him? I just told you, he's a big, hairy... No, I mean... you love your son? More than anything in the world. And he loves you back, doesn't he?
You love him? I just told you, he's a big, hairy... No, I mean... you love your son? More than anything in the world. And he loves you back, doesn't he?
What's that?
What's that?
No problem.
No problem.
Beth? I can't believe it.
Beth? I can't believe it.
We've got to take this slow... Right, slow...
We've got to take this slow... Right, slow...
Coming dad.  I'll call you. Soon as we get a phone. Bye.
Coming dad.  I'll call you. Soon as we get a phone. Bye.
Any luck?
Any luck?
Second floor girls' john! Two minutes! He'll never look there!
Second floor girls' john! Two minutes! He'll never look there!
What the fuck!
What the fuck!
No... You don't think...?
No... You don't think...?
Could be.
Could be.
They're still at my house in Trip's jacket. They're what?
They're still at my house in Trip's jacket. They're what?
Trip, you fuckin' asshole.
Trip, you fuckin' asshole.
Yeah, right. She wishes. Look at that big ass.
Yeah, right. She wishes. Look at that big ass.
I did it! I did it! We won!
I did it! I did it! We won!
Please sir, don't beat me up. I do have a KISS ticket, but not on me. A likely story. Hand it over, kid.
Please sir, don't beat me up. I do have a KISS ticket, but not on me. A likely story. Hand it over, kid.
Oh, yeah! You and what army?
Oh, yeah! You and what army?
I feel bad for his family. Yeah.
I feel bad for his family. Yeah.
How can you do that?
How can you do that?
What happened to your eye? I am so sorry. Why do they call you Frank? It is the name of my father... and his father before me. How much longer is this gonna last?
What happened to your eye? I am so sorry. Why do they call you Frank? It is the name of my father... and his father before me. How much longer is this gonna last?
What happened to your eye? I am so sorry. Why do they call you Frank? It is the name of my father... and his father before me.
What happened to your eye? I am so sorry. Why do they call you Frank? It is the name of my father... and his father before me.
How old is Grandma Death?
How old is Grandma Death?
Wanna walk me home?
Wanna walk me home?
You're weird. I'm sorry. That was a compliment. Will you go with me? Where are we going? No... I mean, will you GO with me? That's like... what they call it here. Going together.
You're weird. I'm sorry. That was a compliment. Will you go with me? Where are we going? No... I mean, will you GO with me? That's like... what they call it here. Going together.
You're weird. I'm sorry. That was a compliment. Will you go with me?
You're weird. I'm sorry. That was a compliment. Will you go with me?
You're weird. I'm sorry. That was a compliment. Will you go with me? Where are we going?
You're weird. I'm sorry. That was a compliment. Will you go with me? Where are we going?
Where are you going?
Where are you going?
What happened to your neck?
What happened to your neck?
You know... we've been going together for a week and a half... And what? Well...
You know... we've been going together for a week and a half... And what? Well...
That's alright... I understand. No... Donnie, wait. I've never... I always wanted it to be at a time when... when it reminds you how beautiful the world can be.
That's alright... I understand. No... Donnie, wait. I've never... I always wanted it to be at a time when... when it reminds you how beautiful the world can be.
We're moving through time.
We're moving through time.
I know she's here. She never leaves the house.
I know she's here. She never leaves the house.
What? How long was I asleep?
What? How long was I asleep?
Hey. Hey. You OK? My mom is gone. Where is she? I don't know. She didn't leave a note. The house is all messed up.
Hey. Hey. You OK? My mom is gone. Where is she? I don't know. She didn't leave a note. The house is all messed up.
Hey. Hey. You OK? My mom is gone. Where is she?
Hey. Hey. You OK? My mom is gone. Where is she?
Did you call the cops?
Did you call the cops?
Come with me.
Come with me.
Time is running out. We have to go see Grandma Death. We have to talk to her. Why? Is this about the book? No. Frank.
Time is running out. We have to go see Grandma Death. We have to talk to her. Why? Is this about the book? No. Frank.
Is that a cellar door?
Is that a cellar door?
People aren't that simple.
People aren't that simple.
Oh, please tell me, Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a fuck?
Oh, please tell me, Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a fuck?
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Cellar door.
Cellar door.
So, I met a new friend. Would you like to talk about this friend? His name is Frank. Frank. I think he saved my life. How so?
So, I met a new friend. Would you like to talk about this friend? His name is Frank. Frank. I think he saved my life. How so?
Do you believe that the world is coming to an end?
Do you believe that the world is coming to an end?
What is going to happen? Frank is going to kill.
What is going to happen? Frank is going to kill.
It's called "The Philosophy of Time Travel". What does time travel have to do with philosophy?
It's called "The Philosophy of Time Travel". What does time travel have to do with philosophy?
Our son just called me a bitch.
Our son just called me a bitch.
Excuse me?
Excuse me?
Is Mom okay? She's alive, sweetie. Where is she?!
Is Mom okay? She's alive, sweetie. Where is she?!
Loretta, don't do that. I'm sorry. They're just starin'. I gotta work with these women.
Loretta, don't do that. I'm sorry. They're just starin'. I gotta work with these women.
Oh shit! They're from L.A. They wanted to see my room and film me for their movie.
Oh shit! They're from L.A. They wanted to see my room and film me for their movie.
Go on! Get out!
Go on! Get out!
Bye mom. We was robbed.
Bye mom. We was robbed.
I hate her!
I hate her!
What?
What?
If you're gettin' at somethin', you better just say it. I just did.
If you're gettin' at somethin', you better just say it. I just did.
If you want seconds, then I'll make sure it's hot enough for ya.
If you want seconds, then I'll make sure it's hot enough for ya.
Hi...
Hi...
Here, I'll take it. It's my job.
Here, I'll take it. It's my job.
Lester?
Lester?
Oh! What is it?
Oh! What is it?
Are we on "Cops?" Are we on "Cops?" Are we on "Cops?"
Are we on "Cops?" Are we on "Cops?" Are we on "Cops?"
Close up shop. Close up shop, Hank. Harold!
Close up shop. Close up shop, Hank. Harold!
Father...
Father...
Who to?
Who to?
Hey you!!
Hey you!!
Send in the next girl. By the way, are you sure we need a spy?
Send in the next girl. By the way, are you sure we need a spy?
Oh, Your Excellency, isn't there something I can do?
Oh, Your Excellency, isn't there something I can do?
Are you sure you're not tired?
Are you sure you're not tired?
What'll I do with this card?
What'll I do with this card?
If only we can get his Excellency to listen to reason...
If only we can get his Excellency to listen to reason...
Oh yes. You have so many nice things, and so much room.
Oh yes. You have so many nice things, and so much room.
And here is one of Frederick's mother.
And here is one of Frederick's mother.
They have noble faces. I've always thought that myself.
They have noble faces. I've always thought that myself.
John loves the house.
John loves the house.
Excuse me, Mr. Treves, sir. Yes? I found it.
Excuse me, Mr. Treves, sir. Yes? I found it.
Our man is sick. Come right away. What is it? Like this.
Our man is sick. Come right away. What is it? Like this.
Don't!
Don't!
What happened? He fell.  He falls.
What happened? He fell.  He falls.
Now I think we really do understand one another.
Now I think we really do understand one another.
Don't be frightened. He won't hurt you.
Don't be frightened. He won't hurt you.
Oh yes?
Oh yes?
...I... everyone has been very kind to me.
...I... everyone has been very kind to me.
...everyone has been very kind.
...everyone has been very kind.
It was a great pleasure to meet you, Mr. Merrick. I am very pleased to meet you.
It was a great pleasure to meet you, Mr. Merrick. I am very pleased to meet you.
I say Freddie, what are you about?
I say Freddie, what are you about?
Have you read it?
Have you read it?
Feeling better now, Mr. Merrick?
Feeling better now, Mr. Merrick?
Thank you very much. Well, if there is nothing more, I suppose we'll be leaving you now.
Thank you very much. Well, if there is nothing more, I suppose we'll be leaving you now.
Good evening. How are you feeling? Good evening. Very well, thank you. And you?
Good evening. How are you feeling? Good evening. Very well, thank you. And you?
This... is my new home? Yes. The hospital?
This... is my new home? Yes. The hospital?
You look splendid, John. Thank you very much.
You look splendid, John. Thank you very much.
The Children. Where are your children Oh, they're gone for the day... with friends.
The Children. Where are your children Oh, they're gone for the day... with friends.
Would you... would you like to see my mother? Your mother?
Would you... would you like to see my mother? Your mother?
Good morning, John. Good morning.
Good morning, John. Good morning.
Mr. Treves, there is something I've been meaning to ask you for some time... Yes, John?
Mr. Treves, there is something I've been meaning to ask you for some time... Yes, John?
Stand up, John. Let them see you. Oh no, I couldn't.
Stand up, John. Let them see you. Oh no, I couldn't.
Yes John? Mr. Treves, tell me... tell me truly. Is it alright, did I make any mistakes that you can see? No, John, not one that I can see. Then I shouldn't change anything?
Yes John? Mr. Treves, tell me... tell me truly. Is it alright, did I make any mistakes that you can see? No, John, not one that I can see. Then I shouldn't change anything?
There is no magic, Father... My mother had no magic... She did, I tell you! She could blind me as easily as the night the day. It's your fantasy...
There is no magic, Father... My mother had no magic... She did, I tell you! She could blind me as easily as the night the day. It's your fantasy...
Is there nothing men can do? The Gods are asleep, Erik.
Is there nothing men can do? The Gods are asleep, Erik.
You told them I raped you -- why? I dunno... you looked so... so vulnerable... Why should you care? Why... should YOU care?
You told them I raped you -- why? I dunno... you looked so... so vulnerable... Why should you care? Why... should YOU care?
I've come to take you back to the land of the living. What a stupid idea. Why? What's the point of being dead in the land of the living?
I've come to take you back to the land of the living. What a stupid idea. Why? What's the point of being dead in the land of the living?
"But" what? But...
"But" what? But...
It's magic. What "magic"?
It's magic. What "magic"?
There is another way. Who gets killed?
There is another way. Who gets killed?
I think we should go... Right.  Farewell... for the last time... may the gods prevent...
I think we should go... Right.  Farewell... for the last time... may the gods prevent...
Who's that? It's me. I'm just going to water the dragon...
Who's that? It's me. I'm just going to water the dragon...
I can't swim! I can't swim! Relax!
I can't swim! I can't swim! Relax!
How are you today? Okay, I guess.
How are you today? Okay, I guess.
I just thought I'd say hi. I was in the neighborhood. You were not.
I just thought I'd say hi. I was in the neighborhood. You were not.
Well, I've been having a bad time of it with um, my boyfriend, I guess. You guess he's your boyfriend? Or you guess you're having a bad time with him?
Well, I've been having a bad time of it with um, my boyfriend, I guess. You guess he's your boyfriend? Or you guess you're having a bad time with him?
I'm sorry. Why? Why what? Why are you sorry? I just said hi.
I'm sorry. Why? Why what? Why are you sorry? I just said hi.
I don't need nice. I don't need myself to be it and I don't need anyone else to be it at me. Okay.
I don't need nice. I don't need myself to be it and I don't need anyone else to be it at me. Okay.
Hi. I could give you a ride if you need. No, that's okay. Thanks, though. You're sure? It's cold. I don't want to take you out of your way. It's okay.
Hi. I could give you a ride if you need. No, that's okay. Thanks, though. You're sure? It's cold. I don't want to take you out of your way. It's okay.
Hi. I could give you a ride if you need. No, that's okay. Thanks, though. You're sure? It's cold. I don't want to take you out of your way.
Hi. I could give you a ride if you need. No, that's okay. Thanks, though. You're sure? It's cold. I don't want to take you out of your way.
God, that feels so fucking good. Take yours off. I'm fine.
God, that feels so fucking good. Take yours off. I'm fine.
What do you want to hear? You pick it. You just say. I'm not really --
What do you want to hear? You pick it. You just say. I'm not really --
So, I enjoyed meeting you. You'll call me, right? Yeah. When? Tomorrow? Tonight. Just to test out the phone lines and all.
So, I enjoyed meeting you. You'll call me, right? Yeah. When? Tomorrow? Tonight. Just to test out the phone lines and all.
So, I enjoyed meeting you. You'll call me, right? Yeah. When?
So, I enjoyed meeting you. You'll call me, right? Yeah. When?
So, I enjoyed meeting you. You'll call me, right? Yeah. When? Tomorrow?
So, I enjoyed meeting you. You'll call me, right? Yeah. When? Tomorrow?
How can you watch this crap? Where are you going?
How can you watch this crap? Where are you going?
I dropped you off after. You said -- Come up and see me... now. It's very late.
I dropped you off after. You said -- Come up and see me... now. It's very late.
I told her today I need to end it. Is that what you want?
I told her today I need to end it. Is that what you want?
This is it, Joel. It's gonna be gone soon. I know. What do we do?
This is it, Joel. It's gonna be gone soon. I know. What do we do?
I wish we did. You married? Um, no.
I wish we did. You married? Um, no.
Cool. What are you doing?
Cool. What are you doing?
So you'll call me, right? Yeah. When? Tomorrow? Tonight. Just to test out the phone lines.
So you'll call me, right? Yeah. When? Tomorrow? Tonight. Just to test out the phone lines.
So you'll call me, right? Yeah. When? Tomorrow?
So you'll call me, right? Yeah. When? Tomorrow?
Okay, Joel. I suppose you're right. I had a good time last night. I really did. So I'm going to get some sleep. I'm glad you're okay. We'll speak soon.
Okay, Joel. I suppose you're right. I had a good time last night. I really did. So I'm going to get some sleep. I'm glad you're okay. We'll speak soon.
Yup. Don't you think Howard's like that? Smart? Important?
Yup. Don't you think Howard's like that? Smart? Important?
I don't know what to do! I don't know what to do! Crap. Crap... Well, what should we do? I don't know! I just said that! Sor-ry  We have to do something. He can't wake up half done.
I don't know what to do! I don't know what to do! Crap. Crap... Well, what should we do? I don't know! I just said that! Sor-ry  We have to do something. He can't wake up half done.
He's coming? You better go.
He's coming? You better go.
Oh. Hi. What do you want, Stan?
Oh. Hi. What do you want, Stan?
I've loved you for a very long time. I'm sorry! I shouldn't have said that. I've got a wife, Mary. Kids. You know that.
I've loved you for a very long time. I'm sorry! I shouldn't have said that. I've got a wife, Mary. Kids. You know that.
Oh, hi. Hi, I was in the neighborhood and thought I'd see -- I think he's in a conference. Unfortunately. I'm really sorry. Would you just try him? You never know. As long as I'm here. You never know.
Oh, hi. Hi, I was in the neighborhood and thought I'd see -- I think he's in a conference. Unfortunately. I'm really sorry. Would you just try him? You never know. As long as I'm here. You never know.
Yeah? Just wanted to let you know. I like Mary. I like when she comes to visit. I just don't think she likes me. She likes you okay. I wonder if I should invite my girlfriend over, too. I have a girlfriend now. You can if you want.
Yeah? Just wanted to let you know. I like Mary. I like when she comes to visit. I just don't think she likes me. She likes you okay. I wonder if I should invite my girlfriend over, too. I have a girlfriend now. You can if you want.
Mary hates me. I've never been popular with the ladies. Maybe if you stopped stealing their panties.
Mary hates me. I've never been popular with the ladies. Maybe if you stopped stealing their panties.
Hold on. Let me ask my friend.  Stan, can I leave for a little while? My girlfriend is very -- Patrick, we're in the middle of --
Hold on. Let me ask my friend.  Stan, can I leave for a little while? My girlfriend is very -- Patrick, we're in the middle of --
Holy shit... Justin?
Holy shit... Justin?
Damn, Dr. Weir, don't scare us like that. Coffee? What? Coffee.
Damn, Dr. Weir, don't scare us like that. Coffee? What? Coffee.
How? The Bridge is gone. There must be a way! What about Engineering? Can you shut it down? I don't know the process, Dr. Weir was the expert...
How? The Bridge is gone. There must be a way! What about Engineering? Can you shut it down? I don't know the process, Dr. Weir was the expert...
...It's inside and it eats and eats until there's nothing left. "The dark inside..."? I don't understand.
...It's inside and it eats and eats until there's nothing left. "The dark inside..."? I don't understand.
Patch me through to him. Justin.
Patch me through to him. Justin.
I found one. Alive?
I found one. Alive?
What are you? You know. You want me to believe you're the Devil, well, I don't, that's bullshit! I'm not the Devil. Then what, what are you? Tell me...
What are you? You know. You want me to believe you're the Devil, well, I don't, that's bullshit! I'm not the Devil. Then what, what are you? Tell me...
What are you? You know. You want me to believe you're the Devil, well, I don't, that's bullshit! I'm not the Devil.
What are you? You know. You want me to believe you're the Devil, well, I don't, that's bullshit! I'm not the Devil.
I guess we're about to find out. Keep us slow and steady. Yes, sir.
I guess we're about to find out. Keep us slow and steady. Yes, sir.
Captain Miller... Smith, where the hell have you been?!
Captain Miller... Smith, where the hell have you been?!
Yes. Yes, Justin, we heard it. Keep him talking.
Yes. Yes, Justin, we heard it. Keep him talking.
You got any coffee? It's cold.
You got any coffee? It's cold.
He didn't. Oh, he did.
He didn't. Oh, he did.
Ben, come in. What is this? Where's Reed?
Ben, come in. What is this? Where's Reed?
When have I asked you to do something you absolutely said you could not do? Five times. I had it at four.
When have I asked you to do something you absolutely said you could not do? Five times. I had it at four.
How long was I out? Three days. I was worried about you. How are you feeling?
How long was I out? Three days. I was worried about you. How are you feeling?
You go through something like this, makes you appreciate having the right woman in your life. Yeah, you and Debbie and perfect --
You go through something like this, makes you appreciate having the right woman in your life. Yeah, you and Debbie and perfect --
What the --! Ben. Are you okay?
What the --! Ben. Are you okay?
You're on fire! Not this again --
You're on fire! Not this again --
Johnny? Did you see Ben? Yeah, for the last time, I hope. I'm done with this freak show. I'm moving back to the real world. Is that what you call it? "Real"?
Johnny? Did you see Ben? Yeah, for the last time, I hope. I'm done with this freak show. I'm moving back to the real world. Is that what you call it? "Real"?
If Reed's right, then this little trip will double our stock offering. And if he's not...?
If Reed's right, then this little trip will double our stock offering. And if he's not...?
Feeling better? Yes, thanks. That's good. That's uh... good.
Feeling better? Yes, thanks. That's good. That's uh... good.
You're happy for me and Victor. I can tell you guys are enjoying what was the best part of our relationship -- Which was?
You're happy for me and Victor. I can tell you guys are enjoying what was the best part of our relationship -- Which was?
How come Ben can't turn it on and off like us? That's what we're here to find out.
How come Ben can't turn it on and off like us? That's what we're here to find out.
Don't let Victor push you into making a mistake -- He was going to take away all my data, equipment --
Don't let Victor push you into making a mistake -- He was going to take away all my data, equipment --
I can... make it work. Reed, stop, you need to rest your -- The power... I need... more power... to control... the storm --
I can... make it work. Reed, stop, you need to rest your -- The power... I need... more power... to control... the storm --
Please don't make this personal -- Oh, I think you already have.
Please don't make this personal -- Oh, I think you already have.
What's there to do at the Point? God, Lisa, we've been going together almost two years, and... Brad. I don't want to have to use sex as a tool. Tool? Tool for what? We've been going together almost two years!
What's there to do at the Point? God, Lisa, we've been going together almost two years, and... Brad. I don't want to have to use sex as a tool. Tool? Tool for what? We've been going together almost two years!
Go ahead. Just make it quick. Totally.
Go ahead. Just make it quick. Totally.
Mom says to clean up the pool. Why can't you do it? Your friends use the pool. Your friends messed it up. Your friends use the pool too. I take out the garbage.
Mom says to clean up the pool. Why can't you do it? Your friends use the pool. Your friends messed it up. Your friends use the pool too. I take out the garbage.
Mom says to clean up the pool. Why can't you do it? Your friends use the pool. Your friends messed it up. Your friends use the pool too.
Mom says to clean up the pool. Why can't you do it? Your friends use the pool. Your friends messed it up. Your friends use the pool too.
Hey, Brad. Are you still a virgin? Why? I don't know. I was just curious. Maybe yes. Maybe no. You are a virgin! I didn't say that.
Hey, Brad. Are you still a virgin? Why? I don't know. I was just curious. Maybe yes. Maybe no. You are a virgin! I didn't say that.
Hey, Brad. Are you still a virgin? Why? I don't know. I was just curious. Maybe yes. Maybe no.
Hey, Brad. Are you still a virgin? Why? I don't know. I was just curious. Maybe yes. Maybe no.
Hey, Brad. Are you still a virgin? Why? I don't know. I was just curious. Maybe yes. Maybe no. You are a virgin!
Hey, Brad. Are you still a virgin? Why? I don't know. I was just curious. Maybe yes. Maybe no. You are a virgin!
Are you still a virgin? Maybe yes. Maybe no.
Are you still a virgin? Maybe yes. Maybe no.
Yeah. This is it. I have some shopping to do. See you later.
Yeah. This is it. I have some shopping to do. See you later.
You're not going to tell me, are you? No.
You're not going to tell me, are you? No.
Why don't you take off your clothes, Mike? You first.
Why don't you take off your clothes, Mike? You first.
Hey, Mike? What? Are you all right? I think we're making a lot of noise.
Hey, Mike? What? Are you all right? I think we're making a lot of noise.
What's wrong? I think I came. Didn't you feel it?
What's wrong? I think I came. Didn't you feel it?
Oh. Hi. I didn't see you this morning. Look, I'm kind of in a hurry. I'm in a hurry too. I just thought I could say hi to you.
Oh. Hi. I didn't see you this morning. Look, I'm kind of in a hurry. I'm in a hurry too. I just thought I could say hi to you.
What's going on? Mike, there's something that's been on my mind and I have to tell you about it.
What's going on? Mike, there's something that's been on my mind and I have to tell you about it.
I should quit this job. I'm going to get so fat working here... nobody will ever take me out. Stacy. How many times do I have to tell you? You are really going to be beautiful... someday.
I should quit this job. I'm going to get so fat working here... nobody will ever take me out. Stacy. How many times do I have to tell you? You are really going to be beautiful... someday.
You just ripped my card in two! Yes.
You just ripped my card in two! Yes.
Do you have Mrs. George for English? Yeah. She is pretty good.
Do you have Mrs. George for English? Yeah. She is pretty good.
Where's your brother? I don't know. Probably out. Want something to drink? No. That's okay. Well, I'm going to change real quick. I hope you don't mind.
Where's your brother? I don't know. Probably out. Want something to drink? No. That's okay. Well, I'm going to change real quick. I hope you don't mind.
...I've got to go home. Do you really have to go?
...I've got to go home. Do you really have to go?
You're lying! You were after the evidence. Who put you up to this -- the manager? I don't know what you're talking about! Bullshit! You're just as much a part of it as they are!
You're lying! You were after the evidence. Who put you up to this -- the manager? I don't know what you're talking about! Bullshit! You're just as much a part of it as they are!
Stop! What the fuck are you doing he's in there!
Stop! What the fuck are you doing he's in there!
You can't keep me here. This is bullshit. Fuckin' bullshit. This is fucking BULLSHIT! We can't risk letting them in.
You can't keep me here. This is bullshit. Fuckin' bullshit. This is fucking BULLSHIT! We can't risk letting them in.
IS IT CLEAR?! Yeah. IS THERE A GUN POINTING AT YOU?
IS IT CLEAR?! Yeah. IS THERE A GUN POINTING AT YOU?
Scared? No. You?
Scared? No. You?
We're going to get help. We gotta try.
We're going to get help. We gotta try.
What? What? What do you mean what? Huh? What's going on between you two?
What? What? What do you mean what? Huh? What's going on between you two?
What? What? What do you mean what? Huh?
What? What? What do you mean what? Huh?
You are taking a chance that is not worth the risk. Well, we are one miracle short tonight. So, just guard the stairs?
You are taking a chance that is not worth the risk. Well, we are one miracle short tonight. So, just guard the stairs?
What?! Move slow and move quiet.
What?! Move slow and move quiet.
Go! Go! Not without you!!!
Go! Go! Not without you!!!
You know you don't have to do this. I'm fine, I really am. I admire your strength. We all have to be strong, right?
You know you don't have to do this. I'm fine, I really am. I admire your strength. We all have to be strong, right?
Okay, but come here first. Huh.
Okay, but come here first. Huh.
What's up? I hear you're meeting with the studio lawyers to get out of your contract. That's right. I don't want them breathing down my neck while we're in London.
What's up? I hear you're meeting with the studio lawyers to get out of your contract. That's right. I don't want them breathing down my neck while we're in London.
Get your clothes on. You have no right! You have no fucking right, you bastards! Get the hell out of here -- Get your clothes on, lady -- GET OUT!
Get your clothes on. You have no right! You have no fucking right, you bastards! Get the hell out of here -- Get your clothes on, lady -- GET OUT!
Harry? Oh Harry, I knew you'd come. I love you, Harry. I love... Take me home, Harry. We'll get you home, Frances.
Harry? Oh Harry, I knew you'd come. I love you, Harry. I love... Take me home, Harry. We'll get you home, Frances.
It's already started, Dad... with me. I know.
It's already started, Dad... with me. I know.
What do I do, Dad? You really want to go? Of course. And you think it's worth all this? If I didn't, I wouldn't put you through it.
What do I do, Dad? You really want to go? Of course. And you think it's worth all this? If I didn't, I wouldn't put you through it.
What do I do, Dad? You really want to go? Of course. And you think it's worth all this?
What do I do, Dad? You really want to go? Of course. And you think it's worth all this?
I'm going back to the hotel. Good. See you next weekend?
I'm going back to the hotel. Good. See you next weekend?
What? Will you be getting back together? When you quit Hollywood, I mean.
What? Will you be getting back together? When you quit Hollywood, I mean.
Momma told ya not to speak to strangers, huh?  Hey! Don't touch me.
Momma told ya not to speak to strangers, huh?  Hey! Don't touch me.
I kick myself sometimes, but the thing is, I would have been miserable living his life. ...So you think I should go. Sure. Try this acting thing. You can make good money at it. I don't know, Harry. I... I want so many... You don't know what you want.
I kick myself sometimes, but the thing is, I would have been miserable living his life. ...So you think I should go. Sure. Try this acting thing. You can make good money at it. I don't know, Harry. I... I want so many... You don't know what you want.
I kick myself sometimes, but the thing is, I would have been miserable living his life. ...So you think I should go. Sure. Try this acting thing. You can make good money at it. I don't know, Harry. I... I want so many...
I kick myself sometimes, but the thing is, I would have been miserable living his life. ...So you think I should go. Sure. Try this acting thing. You can make good money at it. I don't know, Harry. I... I want so many...
Serious, huh? Yeah.
Serious, huh? Yeah.
Frances! Frances! Who? Frances, it's me, Harry?
Frances! Frances! Who? Frances, it's me, Harry?
It's going to be slow from now on. Do you know what I mean, Harry? I'm not sure. Very slow.  But we're not going to stop, are we? No.
It's going to be slow from now on. Do you know what I mean, Harry? I'm not sure. Very slow.  But we're not going to stop, are we? No.
Goodbye, Harry. It was very good to see you again. Yes. Would you like me to walk a little way with you? That would be okay.
Goodbye, Harry. It was very good to see you again. Yes. Would you like me to walk a little way with you? That would be okay.
Pretty morning. It's always beautiful at this time. Peaceful... And no people.
Pretty morning. It's always beautiful at this time. Peaceful... And no people.
How's it sound? The speech? Real good. You think I got it? You got it.
How's it sound? The speech? Real good. You think I got it? You got it.
I think I need a little air. What's wrong? Nothing. I think I'll just go out for awhile. Where are you going?
I think I need a little air. What's wrong? Nothing. I think I'll just go out for awhile. Where are you going?
I'll have lunch ready by one. I'll be back. At one. Promise?
I'll have lunch ready by one. I'll be back. At one. Promise?
You were with him at the end. Yes.
You were with him at the end. Yes.
Soon? Yes. I want this over and done with.
Soon? Yes. I want this over and done with.
Have you seen Willie? Is he not back yet? Claude rode over there to see if held lost track of time. They say he never arrived.
Have you seen Willie? Is he not back yet? Claude rode over there to see if held lost track of time. They say he never arrived.
Our decision. Together. Your decision. For us. I give you my soul... ...until our wedding night. When our bodies will join. Victor. I love you,
Our decision. Together. Your decision. For us. I give you my soul... ...until our wedding night. When our bodies will join. Victor. I love you,
Our decision. Together. Your decision. For us. I give you my soul... ...until our wedding night. When our bodies will join.
Our decision. Together. Your decision. For us. I give you my soul... ...until our wedding night. When our bodies will join.
Rich old ladies and their daughters? Can you think of a better reason? Quite a few.
Rich old ladies and their daughters? Can you think of a better reason? Quite a few.
The entire school heard it. It wasn't something one could miss. You're a comfort to me, Henry. What now? Writing about it in your journal won't help.
The entire school heard it. It wasn't something one could miss. You're a comfort to me, Henry. What now? Writing about it in your journal won't help.
Shows how much you know. It's something about tomorrow. Tomorrow is another day.
Shows how much you know. It's something about tomorrow. Tomorrow is another day.
How come you're leaving? It's long and personal. It has nothing to do with you or the other kids.
How come you're leaving? It's long and personal. It has nothing to do with you or the other kids.
Sure. I'm gonna go lie down and catch some z's. Today wiped me out.  Thanks, Alice.
Sure. I'm gonna go lie down and catch some z's. Today wiped me out.  Thanks, Alice.
Did anyone ever tell you you're beautiful when you're angry? I don't believe you...
Did anyone ever tell you you're beautiful when you're angry? I don't believe you...
Yeah. I got it on before this --  -- all started. That's thirty percent.
Yeah. I got it on before this --  -- all started. That's thirty percent.
Good luck. Another coincidence.
Good luck. Another coincidence.
What was that? Oh, that's just my daughter in the bathroom. You said it was just you and your son. I meant me, my son and my daughter.
What was that? Oh, that's just my daughter in the bathroom. You said it was just you and your son. I meant me, my son and my daughter.
Why do you want to stop? I'm exhausted.
Why do you want to stop? I'm exhausted.
What are you gonna do? I'm gonna try and get us across the border.
What are you gonna do? I'm gonna try and get us across the border.
You don't believe in suicide. It's not suicide if you're already dead. Two... Okay, I'll kill you when you change, I swear to God in Jesus Christ's name.
You don't believe in suicide. It's not suicide if you're already dead. Two... Okay, I'll kill you when you change, I swear to God in Jesus Christ's name.
Not a chance. Come again? If you're taking people, take me. But my kids aren't going anywhere with you. Sorry, I need everybody. My children are not going with you, and that's that.
Not a chance. Come again? If you're taking people, take me. But my kids aren't going anywhere with you. Sorry, I need everybody. My children are not going with you, and that's that.
Not a chance. Come again? If you're taking people, take me. But my kids aren't going anywhere with you. Sorry, I need everybody.
Not a chance. Come again? If you're taking people, take me. But my kids aren't going anywhere with you. Sorry, I need everybody.
Swear to God, on the Bible, you won't try to escape and you'll get us across the border. I swear to God I won't try to escape and I'll do my best to get you into Mexico.
Swear to God, on the Bible, you won't try to escape and you'll get us across the border. I swear to God I won't try to escape and I'll do my best to get you into Mexico.
I'm telling you, don't hurt her. As long as you're cool, she'll be cool. What're ya gonna say? I don't have the slightest idea.
I'm telling you, don't hurt her. As long as you're cool, she'll be cool. What're ya gonna say? I don't have the slightest idea.
Who else? Pass. Why not, against your religion? No, I do drink, I'm just not drinking now.
Who else? Pass. Why not, against your religion? No, I do drink, I'm just not drinking now.
They're gonna search the van. As long as you don't act like a fuckin' nut, we'll be just fine. What does that mean?
They're gonna search the van. As long as you don't act like a fuckin' nut, we'll be just fine. What does that mean?
Do you? No.
Do you? No.
Yeah, I just screwed up with the only man who ever really cared about me. Didn't you tell me he left for the airport? Yeah. Why are you asking?
Yeah, I just screwed up with the only man who ever really cared about me. Didn't you tell me he left for the airport? Yeah. Why are you asking?
What are you doing here? I thought you said there'd only be a dozen eggs.
What are you doing here? I thought you said there'd only be a dozen eggs.
Are you okay? Somehow I never thought your life was this exciting. You'd be surprised.
Are you okay? Somehow I never thought your life was this exciting. You'd be surprised.
Do I know you? We've met before.
Do I know you? We've met before.
Hello? It's Raymond.
Hello? It's Raymond.
You WILL go out there. I won't and nothing you say- "The show must go on."
You WILL go out there. I won't and nothing you say- "The show must go on."
NO!  WE'RE ALMOST THROUGH! DON'T BE INSANE, STOP! FULL STOP!
NO!  WE'RE ALMOST THROUGH! DON'T BE INSANE, STOP! FULL STOP!
About this much. What's the scale?  Is that ten miles? A hundred miles?
About this much. What's the scale?  Is that ten miles? A hundred miles?
It's Jason... One minute   I'm -  Hey, I'm dressing.'
It's Jason... One minute   I'm -  Hey, I'm dressing.'
Commander?... Where are you... going? Home. You... You mean Earth?
Commander?... Where are you... going? Home. You... You mean Earth?
Well, now there's something worth dying for.  What do you think? Hmmm... she's beneath me, I'm afraid.
Well, now there's something worth dying for.  What do you think? Hmmm... she's beneath me, I'm afraid.
He knew it was a set up. He was ready for it. So where's the money? I guess still in the locker. You guess? You mean you don't know?
He knew it was a set up. He was ready for it. So where's the money? I guess still in the locker. You guess? You mean you don't know?
You get the money? No. What's this?
You get the money? No. What's this?
And that's for the airport. Hey, he should have a weapon, a knife or something.
And that's for the airport. Hey, he should have a weapon, a knife or something.
But first I want to know who I'm talking to. Am I talking to you, or am I talking to him? You can talk to me.
But first I want to know who I'm talking to. Am I talking to you, or am I talking to him? You can talk to me.
I can hear you, but where the fuck are you, man? What I been wondering is where's he been.
I can hear you, but where the fuck are you, man? What I been wondering is where's he been.
What? Look at me, Ray. You say look at you?
What? Look at me, Ray. You say look at you?
How'd you get in here? I told them I was you. I acted stupid and they believed me. So what brings you to L.A., Bones?
How'd you get in here? I told them I was you. I acted stupid and they believed me. So what brings you to L.A., Bones?
What? I don't know, maybe I wasn't clear. But I thought... I told you to keep your mouth shut. I had to tell 'em something.
What? I don't know, maybe I wasn't clear. But I thought... I told you to keep your mouth shut. I had to tell 'em something.
Really. Yeah, he wants us to talk to Buddy, set up a meeting.
Really. Yeah, he wants us to talk to Buddy, set up a meeting.
Guy owes me fifteen large and takes off, I go after him. The fuck you think I do? Martin, look at me.
Guy owes me fifteen large and takes off, I go after him. The fuck you think I do? Martin, look at me.
I got you a copy of the script. I already read it. Harry left a copy at the house.
I got you a copy of the script. I already read it. Harry left a copy at the house.
That why you came over here, to ask me that? I want to know. Why does anyone want to be in movies?
That why you came over here, to ask me that? I want to know. Why does anyone want to be in movies?
Yeah? Yeah. There's a girl in it now.
Yeah? Yeah. There's a girl in it now.
Were you scared up there? You bet. You don't act like it?
Were you scared up there? You bet. You don't act like it?
You sure it was Ray Bones took the coat? That's what the guy said.
You sure it was Ray Bones took the coat? That's what the guy said.
Yeah, but whose point of view? Whatta you mean, whose point of view, The audience's point of view.
Yeah, but whose point of view? Whatta you mean, whose point of view, The audience's point of view.
Yeah? What three words, Harry? Pick 'n' Save. Hm?
Yeah? What three words, Harry? Pick 'n' Save. Hm?
What's wrong? Be quiet and listen.
What's wrong? Be quiet and listen.
How about now? Sixty pounds. What? You sure? That's what it says.
How about now? Sixty pounds. What? You sure? That's what it says.
Fucker! Take it easy, Dodge. It's only a piece of metal. Damn mind of it's own.
Fucker! Take it easy, Dodge. It's only a piece of metal. Damn mind of it's own.
What day is it? I don't know. Tuesday?
What day is it? I don't know. Tuesday?
What is your first name? What?
What is your first name? What?
Roger. Roger?
Roger. Roger?
Guess I'll just keep working. What're you crazy?
Guess I'll just keep working. What're you crazy?
Dodge.  Dodge. What? Get up.
Dodge.  Dodge. What? Get up.
Can't you use something else? I might be able to find something on the ship. But it's gonna take time. Do what you need to do. Just do it fast.
Can't you use something else? I might be able to find something on the ship. But it's gonna take time. Do what you need to do. Just do it fast.
That oughta buy a man pretty much anything he wants. If money can buy what he wants. I don't figure there's much I want money can't buy.
That oughta buy a man pretty much anything he wants. If money can buy what he wants. I don't figure there's much I want money can't buy.
You're late. Sorry. Don't fall asleep.
You're late. Sorry. Don't fall asleep.
You okay? Yeah. Fine. I just thought I heard something is all. What?
You okay? Yeah. Fine. I just thought I heard something is all. What?
How's he doing? Same. Any luck?
How's he doing? Same. Any luck?
The ah... the radio's out. What?
The ah... the radio's out. What?
When you found me yesterday, at the pool. I'd seen... something.  Someone. Not our mystery guest again.
When you found me yesterday, at the pool. I'd seen... something.  Someone. Not our mystery guest again.
She said the ship was evil. That we had to leave right away. That if we didn't, we might never leave. What's that supposed to mean?
She said the ship was evil. That we had to leave right away. That if we didn't, we might never leave. What's that supposed to mean?
Morning. You're up late.
Morning. You're up late.
How much you figure that's worth, skipper? Hard to say. Maybe forty, fifty million.
How much you figure that's worth, skipper? Hard to say. Maybe forty, fifty million.
Oh, man. We heard you scream. Any idea what you might've seen?
Oh, man. We heard you scream. Any idea what you might've seen?
Gettin' a little hot under the collar, I'd say. Shut up.
Gettin' a little hot under the collar, I'd say. Shut up.
Can't find the shotgun. So whoever did this now has our shotgun.
Can't find the shotgun. So whoever did this now has our shotgun.
What about the gold? Leave it. Now hold up just a minute. Let's be reasonable here. You think whoever did this is reasonable?
What about the gold? Leave it. Now hold up just a minute. Let's be reasonable here. You think whoever did this is reasonable?
What's wrong with you?! Tell him I'm not here! But I can't --
What's wrong with you?! Tell him I'm not here! But I can't --
Hi Josh. Hi. I just stopped in to say hi.
Hi Josh. Hi. I just stopped in to say hi.
There he is... As always. Waiting for the bus that never comes... I wonder if he's just totally insane and he really thinks a bus is coming or --
There he is... As always. Waiting for the bus that never comes... I wonder if he's just totally insane and he really thinks a bus is coming or --
Let's get out of here, this place makes me sick. We have to do something fun tonight this is my last weekend of freedom before I start my stupid job. I know a party we could go to... What? Where?! It's a surprise. I don't believe you.
Let's get out of here, this place makes me sick. We have to do something fun tonight this is my last weekend of freedom before I start my stupid job. I know a party we could go to... What? Where?! It's a surprise. I don't believe you.
Let's get out of here, this place makes me sick. We have to do something fun tonight this is my last weekend of freedom before I start my stupid job. I know a party we could go to... What? Where?!
Let's get out of here, this place makes me sick. We have to do something fun tonight this is my last weekend of freedom before I start my stupid job. I know a party we could go to... What? Where?!
Let's get out of here, this place makes me sick. We have to do something fun tonight this is my last weekend of freedom before I start my stupid job. I know a party we could go to... What? Where?! It's a surprise.
Let's get out of here, this place makes me sick. We have to do something fun tonight this is my last weekend of freedom before I start my stupid job. I know a party we could go to... What? Where?! It's a surprise.
Give me all your money, bitch! Where did you get that? You won't believe it! Guess! Where?
Give me all your money, bitch! Where did you get that? You won't believe it! Guess! Where?
Give me all your money, bitch! Where did you get that? You won't believe it! Guess! Where? Anthony's II!
Give me all your money, bitch! Where did you get that? You won't believe it! Guess! Where? Anthony's II!
Give me all your money, bitch! Where did you get that? You won't believe it! Guess! Where? Anthony's II! No way... when?
Give me all your money, bitch! Where did you get that? You won't believe it! Guess! Where? Anthony's II! No way... when?
Where are we? This is a weird neighborhood... It's a totally normal, average neighborhood! I just mean it's weird to me... I've never been anywhere near here in my life. Josh says this is a really good neighborhood... What? When did you see Josh?! He came into work.
Where are we? This is a weird neighborhood... It's a totally normal, average neighborhood! I just mean it's weird to me... I've never been anywhere near here in my life. Josh says this is a really good neighborhood... What? When did you see Josh?! He came into work.
We're not. Really? Both of you?... Why not?
We're not. Really? Both of you?... Why not?
Do you have any other old records besides these? Seymour does. Who does?
Do you have any other old records besides these? Seymour does. Who does?
You still interested in that? I thought it wasn't for sale. I'm thinkin' maybe I could let it go...
You still interested in that? I thought it wasn't for sale. I'm thinkin' maybe I could let it go...
Thanks for the tape - I'll have to pay you later, I'm broke. Hey, where are you going?
Thanks for the tape - I'll have to pay you later, I'm broke. Hey, where are you going?
Wow! Look at all these creeps! Shh!
Wow! Look at all these creeps! Shh!
I'm not sure I have anything to drink... there might be some -- It doesn't matter, I'm not staying long... I just want to make sure I convince you not to give up yet.
I'm not sure I have anything to drink... there might be some -- It doesn't matter, I'm not staying long... I just want to make sure I convince you not to give up yet.
Wow, this is so cool... If you don't mind my asking -- why do you care so much if I get a date or not?
Wow, this is so cool... If you don't mind my asking -- why do you care so much if I get a date or not?
What are you doing here? I had to see you. What's up? Can you at least let me in?
What are you doing here? I had to see you. What's up? Can you at least let me in?
What are you doing here? I had to see you. What's up? Can you at least let me in? Uh... sure... come in.
What are you doing here? I had to see you. What's up? Can you at least let me in? Uh... sure... come in.
What are you doing here? I had to see you. What's up? Can you at least let me in? Uh... sure... come in. Look, I just need somebody to be nice to me for five minutes and then I'll leave you alone.
What are you doing here? I had to see you. What's up? Can you at least let me in? Uh... sure... come in. Look, I just need somebody to be nice to me for five minutes and then I'll leave you alone.
Seymour? Yes?
Seymour? Yes?
Lovely sound- they seem happy. Don't they, though?
Lovely sound- they seem happy. Don't they, though?
You're certain about tomorrow?  But you don't seem excited. You don't enjoy killing, do you?
You're certain about tomorrow?  But you don't seem excited. You don't enjoy killing, do you?
How lucky we are. Aren't we full of ourselves today?  I think it's because of the lion.
How lucky we are. Aren't we full of ourselves today?  I think it's because of the lion.
It's certainly the best chance they've had to kill you. You think they'll come then?  Why? Good luck. Why?
It's certainly the best chance they've had to kill you. You think they'll come then?  Why? Good luck. Why?
For you. Thank you, Samuel. Good news? I expect so- it's from my wife. Do you love her? I do, actually, very much.
For you. Thank you, Samuel. Good news? I expect so- it's from my wife. Do you love her? I do, actually, very much.
For you. Thank you, Samuel. Good news? I expect so- it's from my wife.
For you. Thank you, Samuel. Good news? I expect so- it's from my wife.
For you. Thank you, Samuel. Good news? I expect so- it's from my wife. Do you love her?
For you. Thank you, Samuel. Good news? I expect so- it's from my wife. Do you love her?
How many cattle? Four should do it.
How many cattle? Four should do it.
No, you didn't, Frank. Okay, that's no problem.
No, you didn't, Frank. Okay, that's no problem.
I may be wrong, but I think you've got a little crush on this guy. Good-bye, Peter.
I may be wrong, but I think you've got a little crush on this guy. Good-bye, Peter.
Should we go? I don't think we should leave her alone.
Should we go? I don't think we should leave her alone.
Six feet -- seven -- eight -- That's it.  It's on the bottom.
Six feet -- seven -- eight -- That's it.  It's on the bottom.
Great.  So what are you guys working on? Oh, just checking something for an old friend. Who? Who?  Just -- someone we know.
Great.  So what are you guys working on? Oh, just checking something for an old friend. Who? Who?  Just -- someone we know.
Are you telling me how to drive? No, I just thought --
Are you telling me how to drive? No, I just thought --
Aren't you glad we waited? I don't know.  It probably would've been the same.
Aren't you glad we waited? I don't know.  It probably would've been the same.
Oh, Dana, it's you ... Hi, Louis. ... I thought it was the drug store.
Oh, Dana, it's you ... Hi, Louis. ... I thought it was the drug store.
Oh, sure.  I'm getting used to this. I'm innocent!  Honest, Dana.  I never touched you.  Not that I remember anyway.
Oh, sure.  I'm getting used to this. I'm innocent!  Honest, Dana.  I never touched you.  Not that I remember anyway.
You really don't act like a scientist. No?  What do I act like? Like a used car salesman.
You really don't act like a scientist. No?  What do I act like? Like a used car salesman.
All right.  What is it? A square?
All right.  What is it? A square?
I told you it's real. What do we do now? I don't know.  Talk to it. What do I say? Anything!  Just make contact. Hey, Lady?  Lady!  Can you talk?  Who are you?   This is not working.  Think of something else.
I told you it's real. What do we do now? I don't know.  Talk to it. What do I say? Anything!  Just make contact. Hey, Lady?  Lady!  Can you talk?  Who are you?   This is not working.  Think of something else.
I told you it's real. What do we do now? I don't know.  Talk to it. What do I say?
I told you it's real. What do we do now? I don't know.  Talk to it. What do I say?
I told you it's real. What do we do now? I don't know.  Talk to it. What do I say? Anything!  Just make contact.
I told you it's real. What do we do now? I don't know.  Talk to it. What do I say? Anything!  Just make contact.
Everybody can relax.  I found the car.  How do you like it? Do you think it's wide enough?  How much?
Everybody can relax.  I found the car.  How do you like it? Do you think it's wide enough?  How much?
Ray -- Something's here. Where are you, Pete? Third floor.  Get down here, Sit tight.  I'm on my way.
Ray -- Something's here. Where are you, Pete? Third floor.  Get down here, Sit tight.  I'm on my way.
It's here, Ray.  It's looking at me. Don't move.  It won't hurt you. How do you know?
It's here, Ray.  It's looking at me. Don't move.  It won't hurt you. How do you know?
Caesar, ignore them. Ignore that?!  The sooner we leave this disgusting place the better.
Caesar, ignore them. Ignore that?!  The sooner we leave this disgusting place the better.
Don't stop to visit -- take the children straight home and I'll follow as soon as I can. Tomorrow? As soon as I can. On your honor as a Roman officer, daddy?
Don't stop to visit -- take the children straight home and I'll follow as soon as I can. Tomorrow? As soon as I can. On your honor as a Roman officer, daddy?
General, do you realize what happened out there today? I didn't get killed and everyone else did.
General, do you realize what happened out there today? I didn't get killed and everyone else did.
You're living at home now. Is that right? Yes. Do you know what you're going to do? No. Are you going to graduate school?
You're living at home now. Is that right? Yes. Do you know what you're going to do? No. Are you going to graduate school?
You're living at home now. Is that right? Yes. Do you know what you're going to do? No.
You're living at home now. Is that right? Yes. Do you know what you're going to do? No.
Aren't you eating? No. Why not?
Aren't you eating? No. Why not?
Will you take me home now? I'm sorry I took you in there. I think I'd better go home now please. But, Elaine -- Where is the car?
Will you take me home now? I'm sorry I took you in there. I think I'd better go home now please. But, Elaine -- Where is the car?
Will you take me home now? I'm sorry I took you in there. I think I'd better go home now please. But, Elaine --
Will you take me home now? I'm sorry I took you in there. I think I'd better go home now please. But, Elaine --
Listen -- could you stop crying, please? No, I couldn't. But could you try?
Listen -- could you stop crying, please? No, I couldn't. But could you try?
Would you like to come in? I could make some coffee. No, I mean -- I wouldn't want to wake anyone up. We won't. Let's go inside. Wait a minute. Is anything wrong? No -- I was just thinking -- look -- it's still early -- we could do something -- go somewhere else.
Would you like to come in? I could make some coffee. No, I mean -- I wouldn't want to wake anyone up. We won't. Let's go inside. Wait a minute. Is anything wrong? No -- I was just thinking -- look -- it's still early -- we could do something -- go somewhere else.
Would you like to come in? I could make some coffee. No, I mean -- I wouldn't want to wake anyone up. We won't. Let's go inside. Wait a minute.
Would you like to come in? I could make some coffee. No, I mean -- I wouldn't want to wake anyone up. We won't. Let's go inside. Wait a minute.
Would you like to come in? I could make some coffee. No, I mean -- I wouldn't want to wake anyone up. We won't. Let's go inside. Wait a minute. Is anything wrong?
Would you like to come in? I could make some coffee. No, I mean -- I wouldn't want to wake anyone up. We won't. Let's go inside. Wait a minute. Is anything wrong?
Benjamin -- Let's get out of here, Elaine. Let's go somewhere else. Benjamin -- do they know you?
Benjamin -- Let's get out of here, Elaine. Let's go somewhere else. Benjamin -- do they know you?
Was she married or something? Yes. With a family? Yes. She had a husband and a son. Did they ever find out? No.
Was she married or something? Yes. With a family? Yes. She had a husband and a son. Did they ever find out? No.
All right. During the day? We'll go for a drive or something. Okay. You sure you really want to? Yes. Because I wouldn't want you to do it unless you really wanted to!
All right. During the day? We'll go for a drive or something. Okay. You sure you really want to? Yes. Because I wouldn't want you to do it unless you really wanted to!
What's the matter? You've got to go over the back fence and I'll meet you on the corner. Benjamin -- what's happening?
What's the matter? You've got to go over the back fence and I'll meet you on the corner. Benjamin -- what's happening?
What is it? That woman -- What? That woman. The older woman. You mean the one who --
What is it? That woman -- What? That woman. The older woman. You mean the one who --
What is it? That woman -- What? That woman. The older woman.
What is it? That woman -- What? That woman. The older woman.
No -- don't cry -- GET OUT! Don't cry.
No -- don't cry -- GET OUT! Don't cry.
Where are you meeting this person? At the Zoo. The Zoo. They have a pretty good one here, do they? I've never been to it.
Where are you meeting this person? At the Zoo. The Zoo. They have a pretty good one here, do they? I've never been to it.
Is that him over there? No. Where did he say he was going to meet you? I thought he said by the monkey house.
Is that him over there? No. Where did he say he was going to meet you? I thought he said by the monkey house.
Benjamin -- you're -- I don't know what to say -- you're -- Maybe we could get together some time and talk about it. -- really incredible -- Here he comes. What?
Benjamin -- you're -- I don't know what to say -- you're -- Maybe we could get together some time and talk about it. -- really incredible -- Here he comes. What?
Benjamin -- you're -- I don't know what to say -- you're -- Maybe we could get together some time and talk about it. -- really incredible -- Here he comes.
Benjamin -- you're -- I don't know what to say -- you're -- Maybe we could get together some time and talk about it. -- really incredible -- Here he comes.
I said I think it is. All right then! Yes! Well, I want you to leave. Elaine -- I love you.
I said I think it is. All right then! Yes! Well, I want you to leave. Elaine -- I love you.
Do you just hate everything? How could you possibly rape my... What? I don't understand -- Did you say rape her?
Do you just hate everything? How could you possibly rape my... What? I don't understand -- Did you say rape her?
Do you just hate everything? How could you possibly rape my... What? I don't understand -- Did you say rape her? -- how you -- how anyone -- could do a thing like that.
Do you just hate everything? How could you possibly rape my... What? I don't understand -- Did you say rape her? -- how you -- how anyone -- could do a thing like that.
Do you just hate everything? How could you possibly rape my... What? I don't understand -- Did you say rape her? -- how you -- how anyone -- could do a thing like that. What did she say?
Do you just hate everything? How could you possibly rape my... What? I don't understand -- Did you say rape her? -- how you -- how anyone -- could do a thing like that. What did she say?
Why? Because it isn't true.
Why? Because it isn't true.
Don't tell me -- -- and when we got up in the room she starts taking her her clothes off -- and -- Benjamin -- this is my mother!
Don't tell me -- -- and when we got up in the room she starts taking her her clothes off -- and -- Benjamin -- this is my mother!
Benjamin? What?
Benjamin? What?
Well -- look -- don't be confused. We're getting married. I don't see how we can. We just can.
Well -- look -- don't be confused. We're getting married. I don't see how we can. We just can.
Carl who? Carl Smith. He's a medical student. We've known him for years. Who -- that guy at the Zoo? Yes. Why do you have to see him?
Carl who? Carl Smith. He's a medical student. We've known him for years. Who -- that guy at the Zoo? Yes. Why do you have to see him?
Carl who? Carl Smith. He's a medical student. We've known him for years. Who -- that guy at the Zoo? Yes.
Carl who? Carl Smith. He's a medical student. We've known him for years. Who -- that guy at the Zoo? Yes.
How did he do it? Did he get down on his knees? He didn't get down on his knees, I hope. No, Benjamin. Well, what did he say? I'm curious. He said he thought we'd make a pretty good team. Oh no. He said that. Shhhh.
How did he do it? Did he get down on his knees? He didn't get down on his knees, I hope. No, Benjamin. Well, what did he say? I'm curious. He said he thought we'd make a pretty good team. Oh no. He said that. Shhhh.
How did he do it? Did he get down on his knees? He didn't get down on his knees, I hope. No, Benjamin. Well, what did he say? I'm curious. He said he thought we'd make a pretty good team.
How did he do it? Did he get down on his knees? He didn't get down on his knees, I hope. No, Benjamin. Well, what did he say? I'm curious. He said he thought we'd make a pretty good team.
How did he do it? Did he get down on his knees? He didn't get down on his knees, I hope. No, Benjamin. Well, what did he say? I'm curious. He said he thought we'd make a pretty good team. Oh no. He said that.
How did he do it? Did he get down on his knees? He didn't get down on his knees, I hope. No, Benjamin. Well, what did he say? I'm curious. He said he thought we'd make a pretty good team. Oh no. He said that.
Are we getting married tomorrow? No. The day after tomorrow?
Are we getting married tomorrow? No. The day after tomorrow?
What's that? I said -- not exactly -- no. What are you then?
What's that? I said -- not exactly -- no. What are you then?
BENJAMIN? Yes. Will you bring up my purse before you go?
BENJAMIN? Yes. Will you bring up my purse before you go?
Mrs. Robinson? I'm in the bathroom. Well here's the purse. Could you bring it up?
Mrs. Robinson? I'm in the bathroom. Well here's the purse. Could you bring it up?
I'm putting it here by the door. Will you bring it in to me? I'd rather not. All right. Put it in the room where we were.
I'm putting it here by the door. Will you bring it in to me? I'd rather not. All right. Put it in the room where we were.
Yes sir? A room. I'd like a room, please. A single room or a double room? A single. Just for myself, please.
Yes sir? A room. I'd like a room, please. A single room or a double room? A single. Just for myself, please.
Is it a girl? Is what a girl? Whatever it is you're upset about. Oh -- no. I'm just sort of disturbed about things. In general.
Is it a girl? Is what a girl? Whatever it is you're upset about. Oh -- no. I'm just sort of disturbed about things. In general.
Is it a girl? Is what a girl? Whatever it is you're upset about. Oh -- no. I'm just sort of disturbed about things.
Is it a girl? Is what a girl? Whatever it is you're upset about. Oh -- no. I'm just sort of disturbed about things.
Benjamin, I want to ask you something. What? Will you take me home? What?
Benjamin, I want to ask you something. What? Will you take me home? What?
You don't? No.
You don't? No.
Will you come in, please? What? I want you to come in till I get the lights on. What for?
Will you come in, please? What? I want you to come in till I get the lights on. What for?
Would you mind walking ahead of me to the sun porch. I feel funny about coming into a dark house. But it's light in there now.
Would you mind walking ahead of me to the sun porch. I feel funny about coming into a dark house. But it's light in there now.
Benjamin -- I'm sorry to be this way, but I don't want to be alone in this house. Why not? Please wait till my husband gets home. When is he coming back?
Benjamin -- I'm sorry to be this way, but I don't want to be alone in this house. Why not? Please wait till my husband gets home. When is he coming back?
What are you so scared of? I'm not scared, Mrs. Robinson. Then why do you keep running away?
What are you so scared of? I'm not scared, Mrs. Robinson. Then why do you keep running away?
Benjamin? Yes.
Benjamin? Yes.
Oh -- yes. Wood? What? Wood or wire? They have both. Either one will be fine.
Oh -- yes. Wood? What? Wood or wire? They have both. Either one will be fine.
Well you loved him once, I assume. When you first knew him. No. What? I never did, Benjamin. Now let's --
Well you loved him once, I assume. When you first knew him. No. What? I never did, Benjamin. Now let's --
And you were a student also. Yes. At college. Yes. What was your major? Why are you asking me all this?
And you were a student also. Yes. At college. Yes. What was your major? Why are you asking me all this?
But I thought you -- I guess you kind of lost interest in it over the years then. Kind of. Well how did it happen? How do you think. I mean did he take you up to his room with him? Did you go to a hotel? Benjamin, what does it possibly matter?
But I thought you -- I guess you kind of lost interest in it over the years then. Kind of. Well how did it happen? How do you think. I mean did he take you up to his room with him? Did you go to a hotel? Benjamin, what does it possibly matter?
Don't talk about Elaine. Don't talk about Elaine? No. Why not?
Don't talk about Elaine. Don't talk about Elaine? No. Why not?
Do you understand that? Well look. I have no intention of taking her out. Good. I was just kidding around. Good. But why shouldn't I?
Do you understand that? Well look. I have no intention of taking her out. Good. I was just kidding around. Good. But why shouldn't I?
That I'm a sick and disgusting person. Now don't start this. What? Don't start acting hurt.
That I'm a sick and disgusting person. Now don't start this. What? Don't start acting hurt.
That I'm a sick and disgusting person. Now don't start this. What? Don't start acting hurt. Don't you expect me to be a little hurt?
That I'm a sick and disgusting person. Now don't start this. What? Don't start acting hurt. Don't you expect me to be a little hurt?
That I'm a sick and disgusting person. Now don't start this. What? Don't start acting hurt. Don't you expect me to be a little hurt? Mrs. Robinson, you stand there and tell me I'm not good enough for your daughter.
That I'm a sick and disgusting person. Now don't start this. What? Don't start acting hurt. Don't you expect me to be a little hurt? Mrs. Robinson, you stand there and tell me I'm not good enough for your daughter.
Look. Why the hell did you bring this up. It never occurred to me to take her out. Then give me your word you won't. This is absurd. Promise me, Benjamin. All right, for christ's sake. I promise I will never take out Elaine Robinson. Thank you.  Benjamin --
Look. Why the hell did you bring this up. It never occurred to me to take her out. Then give me your word you won't. This is absurd. Promise me, Benjamin. All right, for christ's sake. I promise I will never take out Elaine Robinson. Thank you.  Benjamin --
Look. Why the hell did you bring this up. It never occurred to me to take her out. Then give me your word you won't. This is absurd. Promise me, Benjamin.
Look. Why the hell did you bring this up. It never occurred to me to take her out. Then give me your word you won't. This is absurd. Promise me, Benjamin.
Look. Why the hell did you bring this up. It never occurred to me to take her out. Then give me your word you won't. This is absurd. Promise me, Benjamin. All right, for christ's sake. I promise I will never take out Elaine Robinson.
Look. Why the hell did you bring this up. It never occurred to me to take her out. Then give me your word you won't. This is absurd. Promise me, Benjamin. All right, for christ's sake. I promise I will never take out Elaine Robinson.
Drive down the block. Mrs. Robinson -- I have a date with Elaine. We're going for a drive.
Drive down the block. Mrs. Robinson -- I have a date with Elaine. We're going for a drive.
Ahh. I don't think you'll have time for that drink after all. I'll find her.
Ahh. I don't think you'll have time for that drink after all. I'll find her.
Can I talk to you a minute? Sure. Benjamin? I'm going to ask you something but you don't have to tell me if you don't want. What?
Can I talk to you a minute? Sure. Benjamin? I'm going to ask you something but you don't have to tell me if you don't want. What?
Can I talk to you a minute? Sure. Benjamin? I'm going to ask you something but you don't have to tell me if you don't want. What? Well I'm going to ask you what you do when you go off at night.
Can I talk to you a minute? Sure. Benjamin? I'm going to ask you something but you don't have to tell me if you don't want. What? Well I'm going to ask you what you do when you go off at night.
Can I talk to you a minute? Sure. Benjamin? I'm going to ask you something but you don't have to tell me if you don't want. What? Well I'm going to ask you what you do when you go off at night. When I go off?
Can I talk to you a minute? Sure. Benjamin? I'm going to ask you something but you don't have to tell me if you don't want. What? Well I'm going to ask you what you do when you go off at night. When I go off?
I drive around. What else? Nothing else. Well you don't drive around from midnight until noon the next day, Benjamin. Oh, no. Then what do you do? Do you meet someone?
I drive around. What else? Nothing else. Well you don't drive around from midnight until noon the next day, Benjamin. Oh, no. Then what do you do? Do you meet someone?
I drive around. What else? Nothing else. Well you don't drive around from midnight until noon the next day, Benjamin.
I drive around. What else? Nothing else. Well you don't drive around from midnight until noon the next day, Benjamin.
I drive around. What else? Nothing else. Well you don't drive around from midnight until noon the next day, Benjamin. Oh, no.
I drive around. What else? Nothing else. Well you don't drive around from midnight until noon the next day, Benjamin. Oh, no.
Why did you say that? Well this is your business, Benjamin.  If you --
Why did you say that? Well this is your business, Benjamin.  If you --
They don't know? No -- they don't. Well -- when did you decide all this?
They don't know? No -- they don't. Well -- when did you decide all this?
I'm just -- -- worried? Well -- About what? I guess -- about my future. What about it?
I'm just -- -- worried? Well -- About what? I guess -- about my future. What about it?
I drove -- I drove Mrs. Robinson home. She wanted me to drive her home so I -- I drove her home. Swell. I appreciate it. She's upstairs. She wanted me to wait down here till you got home. Standing guard over the old castle, are you?
I drove -- I drove Mrs. Robinson home. She wanted me to drive her home so I -- I drove her home. Swell. I appreciate it. She's upstairs. She wanted me to wait down here till you got home. Standing guard over the old castle, are you?
How long have you and I known each other? How long have your Dad and I been partners? Quite a while. I've watched you grow up, Ben. Yes, sir. In many ways I feel as though you were my own son. Thank you.
How long have you and I known each other? How long have your Dad and I been partners? Quite a while. I've watched you grow up, Ben. Yes, sir. In many ways I feel as though you were my own son. Thank you.
Hello. What would you say to a short one? Bourbon still your drink?
Hello. What would you say to a short one? Bourbon still your drink?
What's happening? Ben says he and Elaine are getting married. I don't believe it.
What's happening? Ben says he and Elaine are getting married. I don't believe it.
Have you a minute now? No -- I told you not to come in this lobby. Time's getting short.
Have you a minute now? No -- I told you not to come in this lobby. Time's getting short.
I want to speak -- Not now.
I want to speak -- Not now.
Never? You're a fool!
Never? You're a fool!
Please do not be frightened, Madam. What do you want here? Nothing -- only to be here. Why do you hide in my room? But surely you must know -- because I love you.
Please do not be frightened, Madam. What do you want here? Nothing -- only to be here. Why do you hide in my room? But surely you must know -- because I love you.
Please do not be frightened, Madam. What do you want here? Nothing -- only to be here. Why do you hide in my room?
Please do not be frightened, Madam. What do you want here? Nothing -- only to be here. Why do you hide in my room?
So you feel like coming into a lady's room -- and you come... What now? I'd like to smoke a cigarette.
So you feel like coming into a lady's room -- and you come... What now? I'd like to smoke a cigarette.
Why do you smile? Because I can see something in the mirror that you cannot. My dear -- What can you see? You are beautiful! No.
Why do you smile? Because I can see something in the mirror that you cannot. My dear -- What can you see? You are beautiful! No.
Why do you smile? Because I can see something in the mirror that you cannot. My dear -- What can you see? You are beautiful!
Why do you smile? Because I can see something in the mirror that you cannot. My dear -- What can you see? You are beautiful!
I'm worried about you. Don't. On the train? Yes -- I will be on the train. Till then.
I'm worried about you. Don't. On the train? Yes -- I will be on the train. Till then.
I'm worried about you. Don't. On the train? Yes -- I will be on the train.
I'm worried about you. Don't. On the train? Yes -- I will be on the train.
I'm going to change and we'll meet for a drink in the Yellow Room. In the Yellow Room, where the music's playing and the ladies are?
I'm going to change and we'll meet for a drink in the Yellow Room. In the Yellow Room, where the music's playing and the ladies are?
Aha! -- The Baron. What do you want here? I must have made a mistake.
Aha! -- The Baron. What do you want here? I must have made a mistake.
Oh, I've got to find it. Stay where you are.
Oh, I've got to find it. Stay where you are.
You are late. I've been waiting for you -- waiting. I had to arrange about the trip. You're sweet.
You are late. I've been waiting for you -- waiting. I had to arrange about the trip. You're sweet.
Sorry, Preysing. You've decided against the merger? Yes -- Then, it's all over?
Sorry, Preysing. You've decided against the merger? Yes -- Then, it's all over?
Shall I tell them again? Why waste time -- it's getting late. You see -- what we are interested in --
Shall I tell them again? Why waste time -- it's getting late. You see -- what we are interested in --
I can't dance tonight -- It will pass -- it will pass -- come. Let us cancel the engagement. But, Madam. cannot do that.
I can't dance tonight -- It will pass -- it will pass -- come. Let us cancel the engagement. But, Madam. cannot do that.
I suppose I can cancel the Vienna engagement. I wish to be alone.
I suppose I can cancel the Vienna engagement. I wish to be alone.
Your kid's in the back here. He's crying. Roy? He's always crying. The kids beat him up, because his home life is, uh, different.
Your kid's in the back here. He's crying. Roy? He's always crying. The kids beat him up, because his home life is, uh, different.
Cole, it'll be all right. Honey? Can't move. It's just the strain again, the stress. We'll take a vacation.
Cole, it'll be all right. Honey? Can't move. It's just the strain again, the stress. We'll take a vacation.
So what's your story today? They twisted my arm.
So what's your story today? They twisted my arm.
Well... You're all right now, I guess. I have to get down to the track. Thanks, uh, Lilly. Don't mention it. I guess I owe you my life.
Well... You're all right now, I guess. I have to get down to the track. Thanks, uh, Lilly. Don't mention it. I guess I owe you my life.
I thought... I was hoping we could play it straight with one another. I guess not. You'll be heading east from here, huh? After the meet. Back to Baltimore. Well... nice to see you again, Lilly.
I thought... I was hoping we could play it straight with one another. I guess not. You'll be heading east from here, huh? After the meet. Back to Baltimore. Well... nice to see you again, Lilly.
You want a drink? I don't think so. You probably shouldn't either. No, but I'm goddamn thirsty. Ice water? Yeah, sure, that sounds nice.
You want a drink? I don't think so. You probably shouldn't either. No, but I'm goddamn thirsty. Ice water? Yeah, sure, that sounds nice.
Lilly, Jesus, what are you doing? Is there nothing I can do, Roy, nothing at --
Lilly, Jesus, what are you doing? Is there nothing I can do, Roy, nothing at --
Roy? Mm? Look at me. Oh, I am, baby, believe me. Roy? It this all we have? All? It ain't bad.
Roy? Mm? Look at me. Oh, I am, baby, believe me. Roy? It this all we have? All? It ain't bad.
Roy? Mm? Look at me. Oh, I am, baby, believe me.
Roy? Mm? Look at me. Oh, I am, baby, believe me.
Roy? Mm? Look at me. Oh, I am, baby, believe me. Roy? It this all we have?
Roy? Mm? Look at me. Oh, I am, baby, believe me. Roy? It this all we have?
Get well soon. Every day in every way.
Get well soon. Every day in every way.
Yeah? Open your door. What?  What for?
Yeah? Open your door. What?  What for?
You -- I don't know. ) If you could have seen your face when I told you good night! You looked so, so... Ah!
You -- I don't know. ) If you could have seen your face when I told you good night! You looked so, so... Ah!
What is it? What's going on? I'm happy the way I am. By God, it's your mother. It's Lilly. ) What?
What is it? What's going on? I'm happy the way I am. By God, it's your mother. It's Lilly. ) What?
Oh, Jesus. No question, huh?
Oh, Jesus. No question, huh?
Carter. It's Blake.  Meet me at Grand View. Where? The cemetery...
Carter. It's Blake.  Meet me at Grand View. Where? The cemetery...
Jimmy, what are you doing? Checking out your place. No.  Wait for the police.
Jimmy, what are you doing? Checking out your place. No.  Wait for the police.
He found you, didn't he? Get on the bus. Where's Molly?  She's not in her room... Just get on the bus.
He found you, didn't he? Get on the bus. Where's Molly?  She's not in her room... Just get on the bus.
He found you, didn't he? Get on the bus. Where's Molly?  She's not in her room... Just get on the bus. I'm not leaving without her.
He found you, didn't he? Get on the bus. Where's Molly?  She's not in her room... Just get on the bus. I'm not leaving without her.
He found you, didn't he? Get on the bus. Where's Molly?  She's not in her room... Just get on the bus. I'm not leaving without her. John, you can't help her now.
He found you, didn't he? Get on the bus. Where's Molly?  She's not in her room... Just get on the bus. I'm not leaving without her. John, you can't help her now.
Not me. Why not?
Not me. Why not?
What are you doing here?! I came to see you. I can see that.  Why? Can I come in? Are you crazy?  You'll get caught. Then you come out here.
What are you doing here?! I came to see you. I can see that.  Why? Can I come in? Are you crazy?  You'll get caught. Then you come out here.
You look kind of cold. I'm okay.
You look kind of cold. I'm okay.
Aren't they doing a terrific job this year? Looks great.  It does. You okay?  You seem a little off.
Aren't they doing a terrific job this year? Looks great.  It does. You okay?  You seem a little off.
Hey, you alright? What? What are you looking at?
Hey, you alright? What? What are you looking at?
No, Will, this isn't the alcohol talking.  It's the truth. I can't believe this is happening.
No, Will, this isn't the alcohol talking.  It's the truth. I can't believe this is happening.
Wait. What is it? I have to pee. Can't you hold it?
Wait. What is it? I have to pee. Can't you hold it?
Mommy, I'm scared. There's nothing to be scared of, baby. It's just another storm.  Try to get some sleep. I can't.  The voice man is coming to get me. No one's coming to get you.  Not while I'm around. Promise?
Mommy, I'm scared. There's nothing to be scared of, baby. It's just another storm.  Try to get some sleep. I can't.  The voice man is coming to get me. No one's coming to get you.  Not while I'm around. Promise?
Mommy, I'm scared. There's nothing to be scared of, baby. It's just another storm.  Try to get some sleep. I can't.  The voice man is coming to get me. No one's coming to get you.  Not while I'm around.
Mommy, I'm scared. There's nothing to be scared of, baby. It's just another storm.  Try to get some sleep. I can't.  The voice man is coming to get me. No one's coming to get you.  Not while I'm around.
I've been knocking.  The door was open. Is everything all right in here? Who are you?
I've been knocking.  The door was open. Is everything all right in here? Who are you?
My, God!  What have you done to him? I didn't -- He got in a fight and I --
My, God!  What have you done to him? I didn't -- He got in a fight and I --
Kyle's mother might be dead for all I know. Now I'm afraid he could be next. Why would anyone want to kill an innocent baby?
Kyle's mother might be dead for all I know. Now I'm afraid he could be next. Why would anyone want to kill an innocent baby?
No!!! Stay away, Sam.
No!!! Stay away, Sam.
Miss me, baby? I dunno, boy. Hm? It's a bitch. A bitch. Didn't recognize you.
Miss me, baby? I dunno, boy. Hm? It's a bitch. A bitch. Didn't recognize you.
Dad's got jungle fever, Mom. What'll I do?  Mom! Damn.
Dad's got jungle fever, Mom. What'll I do?  Mom! Damn.
Dad? Who was it?
Dad? Who was it?
No.  No. Get up. No.
No.  No. Get up. No.
Really? It is an emergency, isn't it? Yeah. Then get him.
Really? It is an emergency, isn't it? Yeah. Then get him.
I didn't get his name.  A friend of your father? He isn't any friend of Father. He isn't? He is my father.
I didn't get his name.  A friend of your father? He isn't any friend of Father. He isn't? He is my father.
Now, what do you want? I said I just wanted to talk to you... That's cool. ...about this woman.  I'm trying to find her. Do you know her?
Now, what do you want? I said I just wanted to talk to you... That's cool. ...about this woman.  I'm trying to find her. Do you know her?
I'm getting angry. Wait a minute, that's going to cost you more than forty bucks.
I'm getting angry. Wait a minute, that's going to cost you more than forty bucks.
Look, I really don't know your daughter but... But what? I wouldn't expect too much. I mean about her coming back. Once a girl gets into the life. What makes you so sure?
Look, I really don't know your daughter but... But what? I wouldn't expect too much. I mean about her coming back. Once a girl gets into the life. What makes you so sure?
Where is she? I don't know.
Where is she? I don't know.
I'm only human, you know. Get out. But this is my apartment.
I'm only human, you know. Get out. But this is my apartment.
What happened, pilgrim? Just leave me alone.
What happened, pilgrim? Just leave me alone.
Wes, do me a favor. What?
Wes, do me a favor. What?
This is from the movie I was talking about. I don't know what you're talking about. I wondered if you had ever seen this film or this woman...  ...right here. That girl? No, never saw her. I don't know anybody.
This is from the movie I was talking about. I don't know what you're talking about. I wondered if you had ever seen this film or this woman...  ...right here. That girl? No, never saw her. I don't know anybody.
This is from the movie I was talking about. I don't know what you're talking about. I wondered if you had ever seen this film or this woman...  ...right here. That girl? No, never saw her. I don't know anybody. I'm just trying to find...  Who owns this store?
This is from the movie I was talking about. I don't know what you're talking about. I wondered if you had ever seen this film or this woman...  ...right here. That girl? No, never saw her. I don't know anybody. I'm just trying to find...  Who owns this store?
This is from the movie I was talking about. I don't know what you're talking about. I wondered if you had ever seen this film or this woman...  ...right here. That girl? No, never saw her. I don't know anybody. I'm just trying to find...  Who owns this store? I don't know. Look, man, if you're looking for somebody maybe you ought to see the cops.
This is from the movie I was talking about. I don't know what you're talking about. I wondered if you had ever seen this film or this woman...  ...right here. That girl? No, never saw her. I don't know anybody. I'm just trying to find...  Who owns this store? I don't know. Look, man, if you're looking for somebody maybe you ought to see the cops.
Here. Take your fifty cents back. That's all right.
Here. Take your fifty cents back. That's all right.
Haven't we met before? None of that, lady. Oh, well. Must have been your brother.
Haven't we met before? None of that, lady. Oh, well. Must have been your brother.
Can I drop you anywhere, Harold? No, thank you. I have my car.
Can I drop you anywhere, Harold? No, thank you. I have my car.
Do you dance? What? Do you sing and dance? Eh, no.
Do you dance? What? Do you sing and dance? Eh, no.
Thank you, but it's an appointment. I really shouldn't miss it. Oh, at the dentist's? Sort of. Well, then, you must come back and visit.
Thank you, but it's an appointment. I really shouldn't miss it. Oh, at the dentist's? Sort of. Well, then, you must come back and visit.
Thank you, but it's an appointment. I really shouldn't miss it. Oh, at the dentist's? Sort of. Well, then, you must come back and visit. All right.
Thank you, but it's an appointment. I really shouldn't miss it. Oh, at the dentist's? Sort of. Well, then, you must come back and visit. All right.
Thank you, but it's an appointment. I really shouldn't miss it. Oh, at the dentist's? Sort of. Well, then, you must come back and visit. All right. My door is always open.
Thank you, but it's an appointment. I really shouldn't miss it. Oh, at the dentist's? Sort of. Well, then, you must come back and visit. All right. My door is always open.
Why do you say that? Because they are all the same.
Why do you say that? Because they are all the same.
Oh, my. We're too late. Is he all right?
Oh, my. We're too late. Is he all right?
Oh, right. Daddy's died and gone to heaven, eh? Yes!
Oh, right. Daddy's died and gone to heaven, eh? Yes!
She's done it. She certainly has. It's coming.
She's done it. She certainly has. It's coming.
Get out of the way. Are you crazy? I don't know, Kyle. You're the fucking expert. Now get out of the way! WHY?
Get out of the way. Are you crazy? I don't know, Kyle. You're the fucking expert. Now get out of the way! WHY?
I have to go back. Or it'll never stop. What are you talking... I've got to finish it.
I have to go back. Or it'll never stop. What are you talking... I've got to finish it.
But I didn't open it! I didn't! Then why are you here?
But I didn't open it! I didn't! Then why are you here?
Well, you did break out -- I wanted to see her.  It's nobody's business. It is. You got yourself on TV again. "Myers", huh? You have a first name??
Well, you did break out -- I wanted to see her.  It's nobody's business. It is. You got yourself on TV again. "Myers", huh? You have a first name??
We should go back -- you -- you could tear that door apart -- Don't move. We -- -- should go back. Now! No. Don't --
We should go back -- you -- you could tear that door apart -- Don't move. We -- -- should go back. Now! No. Don't --
You'd better stay here. I'll find a way out. We'll come back for you. You call that thing a cigar?? Yup.
You'd better stay here. I'll find a way out. We'll come back for you. You call that thing a cigar?? Yup.
Anything else you -- Not from you. Well good n-
Anything else you -- Not from you. Well good n-
Um... Liz -- I -- there's something I'd like you to -- something I need you to hear. Well. Is it long?? I'm going out, but -- Out? Out out? For a cup of coffee, but go ahead, read. You're going alone?
Um... Liz -- I -- there's something I'd like you to -- something I need you to hear. Well. Is it long?? I'm going out, but -- Out? Out out? For a cup of coffee, but go ahead, read. You're going alone?
Um... Liz -- I -- there's something I'd like you to -- something I need you to hear. Well. Is it long?? I'm going out, but -- Out? Out out? For a cup of coffee, but go ahead, read.
Um... Liz -- I -- there's something I'd like you to -- something I need you to hear. Well. Is it long?? I'm going out, but -- Out? Out out? For a cup of coffee, but go ahead, read.
But it's not true, is it? What -- ? That you feel that way about me.
But it's not true, is it? What -- ? That you feel that way about me.
Christ! What's the problem?
Christ! What's the problem?
It's my lucky day. Hi. Want to buy a bed?
It's my lucky day. Hi. Want to buy a bed?
Oh. Julia's my second wife. Lucky man.
Oh. Julia's my second wife. Lucky man.
No time for argument. You did this before, right? Many times.
No time for argument. You did this before, right? Many times.
Please. Get back into bed. I have to speak to my father. That's easily arranged. But first, back into bed. It's important.
Please. Get back into bed. I have to speak to my father. That's easily arranged. But first, back into bed. It's important.
Kirsty. It's Frank. It's Uncle Frank. No. You remember. No.
Kirsty. It's Frank. It's Uncle Frank. No. You remember. No.
No. One last time. Give me the box.
No. One last time. Give me the box.
You're Julia, right? That's right. Who are you? I'm brother Frank. Oh.
You're Julia, right? That's right. Who are you? I'm brother Frank. Oh.
There is going to BE a wedding? Oh.  Oh yes. Well can I come in or not?
There is going to BE a wedding? Oh.  Oh yes. Well can I come in or not?
Julia. Oh my God. Don't look at me. Who are you?
Julia. Oh my God. Don't look at me. Who are you?
Help me. Tell me who you are.
Help me. Tell me who you are.
No. God no. Believe me. It's me. It's really me. What happened to you? His blood... on the floor... It brought me back. Back from where?
No. God no. Believe me. It's me. It's really me. What happened to you? His blood... on the floor... It brought me back. Back from where?
No. God no. Believe me. It's me. It's really me. What happened to you? His blood... on the floor... It brought me back.
No. God no. Believe me. It's me. It's really me. What happened to you? His blood... on the floor... It brought me back.
You can't let me stay like this. Please. You can't. What do you want me to do.
You can't let me stay like this. Please. You can't. What do you want me to do.
I'm hurting Hurting. My nerves... are beginning to work again. Good.
I'm hurting Hurting. My nerves... are beginning to work again. Good.
Well? Better. Very much better. I'd like something to wear. And some cigarettes. Will you bring me some? Later. What? I want an explanation first. I want to know what happened to you. Not know.
Well? Better. Very much better. I'd like something to wear. And some cigarettes. Will you bring me some? Later. What? I want an explanation first. I want to know what happened to you. Not know.
Well? Better. Very much better. I'd like something to wear. And some cigarettes. Will you bring me some? Later. What?
Well? Better. Very much better. I'd like something to wear. And some cigarettes. Will you bring me some? Later. What?
Well? Better. Very much better. I'd like something to wear. And some cigarettes. Will you bring me some? Later. What? I want an explanation first. I want to know what happened to you.
Well? Better. Very much better. I'd like something to wear. And some cigarettes. Will you bring me some? Later. What? I want an explanation first. I want to know what happened to you.
You can't love him. I don't. So where's the harm? I said no.
You can't love him. I don't. So where's the harm? I said no.
She'll tell them everything... I don't think so. She'll want Larry first. That's probably her now. Or the police. Maybe. Don't you care? There's very little I can do about it.
She'll tell them everything... I don't think so. She'll want Larry first. That's probably her now. Or the police. Maybe. Don't you care? There's very little I can do about it.
You look terrible. Have you had an accident? I was here this afternoon. This afternoon. I saw everything.
You look terrible. Have you had an accident? I was here this afternoon. This afternoon. I saw everything.
Maybe somebody changed the lock. Like who? Just a thought --
Maybe somebody changed the lock. Like who? Just a thought --
You're still blaming me. No. I'm not.
You're still blaming me. No. I'm not.
All right. So what's the argument? No argument.
All right. So what's the argument? No argument.
Look, I'm going to have to leave you guys to keep each other company. Larry....
Look, I'm going to have to leave you guys to keep each other company. Larry....
Julia? I'm here.
Julia? I'm here.
Are you all right? Just feeling a bit sick.
Are you all right? Just feeling a bit sick.
Are you all right? Fine.
Are you all right? Fine.
Oh baby. Don't go upstairs.
Oh baby. Don't go upstairs.
Huh? Please... What's wrong with you?
Huh? Please... What's wrong with you?
What's wrong? I don't know where to begin... What are you talking about?
What's wrong? I don't know where to begin... What are you talking about?
Not much fun, is it? What? Drinking alone. Not much.
Not much fun, is it? What? Drinking alone. Not much.
You know it's not often I... you know... There's a first time for everything. I suppose that's right. You want something to drink?
You know it's not often I... you know... There's a first time for everything. I suppose that's right. You want something to drink?
Well, isn't it? I... suppose so, yes. So, what's your problem? Let's get to it.  You're not going to change your fucking mind ? No. No. Let's go upstairs.
Well, isn't it? I... suppose so, yes. So, what's your problem? Let's get to it.  You're not going to change your fucking mind ? No. No. Let's go upstairs.
Is this your place ? Do you care ? No, not much. Let's keep it that way, shall we? No personal details?
Is this your place ? Do you care ? No, not much. Let's keep it that way, shall we? No personal details?
Is this your place ? Do you care ? No, not much. Let's keep it that way, shall we?
Is this your place ? Do you care ? No, not much. Let's keep it that way, shall we?
You're awake. Good girl. What happened to me? I'll get the doctor.
You're awake. Good girl. What happened to me? I'll get the doctor.
Kirsty? I got through. Where are you? I found a room. What did you say?
Kirsty? I got through. Where are you? I found a room. What did you say?
Kirsty? I got through. Where are you? I found a room.
Kirsty? I got through. Where are you? I found a room.
I thought you were going to stay with us for awhile? No Dad. You'd like the house. YOU'D like my room.
I thought you were going to stay with us for awhile? No Dad. You'd like the house. YOU'D like my room.
Big house. You like?
Big house. You like?
What are you drinking, love? I've forgotten.
What are you drinking, love? I've forgotten.
I just wanted to be sure you were O.K. Never better. You sleep well. Yeah. I love you, honey.
I just wanted to be sure you were O.K. Never better. You sleep well. Yeah. I love you, honey.
She doesn't even want to leave the house. Really? It's like she's waiting for something. What?
She doesn't even want to leave the house. Really? It's like she's waiting for something. What?
Would you... maybe call round sometime? Try to make friends. Sure.
Would you... maybe call round sometime? Try to make friends. Sure.
Poor Frank. He's better off dead. I don't believe it. I'm afraid it's true. I want to see. No you don't. Yes!
Poor Frank. He's better off dead. I don't believe it. I'm afraid it's true. I want to see. No you don't. Yes!
Poor Frank. He's better off dead. I don't believe it. I'm afraid it's true. I want to see.
Poor Frank. He's better off dead. I don't believe it. I'm afraid it's true. I want to see.
Poor Frank. He's better off dead. I don't believe it. I'm afraid it's true. I want to see. No you don't.
Poor Frank. He's better off dead. I don't believe it. I'm afraid it's true. I want to see. No you don't.
Get the fuck out of here. What's the problem? PLEASE. You're in danger. No. It's all over.
Get the fuck out of here. What's the problem? PLEASE. You're in danger. No. It's all over.
You know I do know the way home. It's late. Not that late. Please. I want to see you home. All right?
You know I do know the way home. It's late. Not that late. Please. I want to see you home. All right?
You know I do know the way home. It's late. Not that late. Please. I want to see you home. All right? All right.  No. That's nice.
You know I do know the way home. It's late. Not that late. Please. I want to see you home. All right? All right.  No. That's nice.
You know I do know the way home. It's late. Not that late. Please. I want to see you home. All right? All right.  No. That's nice. If there's a train.
You know I do know the way home. It's late. Not that late. Please. I want to see you home. All right? All right.  No. That's nice. If there's a train.
Oh no? Oh no. It's not what I heard.
Oh no? Oh no. It's not what I heard.
Oh! Are you alright ? I've been better. Your father told me you were working here. If I make it through the day. I'm sorry, I shouldn't have surprised you.
Oh! Are you alright ? I've been better. Your father told me you were working here. If I make it through the day. I'm sorry, I shouldn't have surprised you.
Oh! Are you alright ? I've been better. Your father told me you were working here.
Oh! Are you alright ? I've been better. Your father told me you were working here.
Oh! Are you alright ? I've been better. Your father told me you were working here. If I make it through the day.
Oh! Are you alright ? I've been better. Your father told me you were working here. If I make it through the day.
What's wrong? Don't let them take me, Steve --
What's wrong? Don't let them take me, Steve --
What? Just go. PLEASE. I'll be O.K. I'm going to go see Dad. He'll look after me -- What did I say?
What? Just go. PLEASE. I'll be O.K. I'm going to go see Dad. He'll look after me -- What did I say?
Don't be sad, Barry.  You'll find true love someday. Suck my ass.
Don't be sad, Barry.  You'll find true love someday. Suck my ass.
What's up? Laura.  Her dad died.
What's up? Laura.  Her dad died.
He's got one! On Clark Street! A couple blocks!  About six! We work there!
He's got one! On Clark Street! A couple blocks!  About six! We work there!
What is this. It's Vince and Justin.
What is this. It's Vince and Justin.
You don't have to go this second. You can stay until whenever. We've done the hard part now.  I might as well, you know...
You don't have to go this second. You can stay until whenever. We've done the hard part now.  I might as well, you know...
Shit! Hi. Hi. I thought I could give you a lift back. Are you coming home? Yes.  Well, I'm coming over to your house to get some things.
Shit! Hi. Hi. I thought I could give you a lift back. Are you coming home? Yes.  Well, I'm coming over to your house to get some things.
Shit! Hi. Hi. I thought I could give you a lift back.
Shit! Hi. Hi. I thought I could give you a lift back.
Shit! Hi. Hi. I thought I could give you a lift back. Are you coming home?
Shit! Hi. Hi. I thought I could give you a lift back. Are you coming home?
So.  Where have you been staying for the last week? I think you know that.
So.  Where have you been staying for the last week? I think you know that.
So, how are you? Have you slept with him yet? I told you I slept with him. No, not -- I mean have you, you know --
So, how are you? Have you slept with him yet? I told you I slept with him. No, not -- I mean have you, you know --
So, how are you? Have you slept with him yet? I told you I slept with him. No, not -- I mean have you, you know -- Is that why you wanted to see me?
So, how are you? Have you slept with him yet? I told you I slept with him. No, not -- I mean have you, you know -- Is that why you wanted to see me?
So, how are you? Have you slept with him yet? I told you I slept with him. No, not -- I mean have you, you know -- Is that why you wanted to see me? I guess.
So, how are you? Have you slept with him yet? I told you I slept with him. No, not -- I mean have you, you know -- Is that why you wanted to see me? I guess.
I'm sure. You still together?  Going all right? I don't really want to talk about it, to be honest. That bad, eh?
I'm sure. You still together?  Going all right? I don't really want to talk about it, to be honest. That bad, eh?
I'm sorry. No, no.  When are you going home?
I'm sorry. No, no.  When are you going home?
You know, with Ray... Oh, Rob, we're not going to go through that again. No, no.  It's not... are you still on the pill? Yes, of course.  There's nothing to worry about.
You know, with Ray... Oh, Rob, we're not going to go through that again. No, no.  It's not... are you still on the pill? Yes, of course.  There's nothing to worry about.
Are you going to talk to me, or shall I get my paper out? I'm going to talk to you.
Are you going to talk to me, or shall I get my paper out? I'm going to talk to you.
Which way are you going? That way.  You? That way. And so it is.  I'll talk to you later. I'll call you.
Which way are you going? That way.  You? That way. And so it is.  I'll talk to you later. I'll call you.
Which way are you going? That way.  You? That way. And so it is.  I'll talk to you later.
Which way are you going? That way.  You? That way. And so it is.  I'll talk to you later.
With eleven hundred he could come home, and that's the last thing I want. I'm sorry but I think you better talk to someone else.
With eleven hundred he could come home, and that's the last thing I want. I'm sorry but I think you better talk to someone else.
Jesus Christ. You'll be safe here.  He won't kill in a church. Why not? Tradition.
Jesus Christ. You'll be safe here.  He won't kill in a church. Why not? Tradition.
Who is he? At the moment?  Carl Smith.
Who is he? At the moment?  Carl Smith.
No. No one knows you're here? No.  I had to talk to you. You had to do _nothing_! You're wrong. You're a fool.
No. No one knows you're here? No.  I had to talk to you. You had to do _nothing_! You're wrong. You're a fool.
No. No one knows you're here? No.  I had to talk to you. You had to do _nothing_!
No. No one knows you're here? No.  I had to talk to you. You had to do _nothing_!
No. No one knows you're here? No.  I had to talk to you. You had to do _nothing_! You're wrong.
No. No one knows you're here? No.  I had to talk to you. You had to do _nothing_! You're wrong.
No.  So what now?  We just wait? Yes.
No.  So what now?  We just wait? Yes.
It's some sort of party the town is throwing. They do it each year.
It's some sort of party the town is throwing. They do it each year.
Who are you? That would be difficult to explain.
Who are you? That would be difficult to explain.
Get out. No!
Get out. No!
I'm calling an attorney. You and I should talk first.
I'm calling an attorney. You and I should talk first.
I don't believe him. Why?
I don't believe him. Why?
I was driven out. And now you live in a small village miles away from all you knew. How can you know this?
I was driven out. And now you live in a small village miles away from all you knew. How can you know this?
Harder.  Concentrate harder. Me arm hurts.
Harder.  Concentrate harder. Me arm hurts.
Oh please.  Another one. What would you like? Something pretty.
Oh please.  Another one. What would you like? Something pretty.
That's wonderful.  Where did you ever learn it? Far away.
That's wonderful.  Where did you ever learn it? Far away.
State of grace and all that. Tradition.
State of grace and all that. Tradition.
Help?  I've seen others "help". Somehow a head always ended up on the counter. It can be different.  It must be.
Help?  I've seen others "help". Somehow a head always ended up on the counter. It can be different.  It must be.
Where! I don't know.
Where! I don't know.
You disappoint me.  I thought you'd finally gotten over that sort of thing. Leave her out of this.
You disappoint me.  I thought you'd finally gotten over that sort of thing. Leave her out of this.
Look, I don't know what the hell you're up to, but I think I've got a pretty good idea. Do you? All I need is time.
Look, I don't know what the hell you're up to, but I think I've got a pretty good idea. Do you? All I need is time.
BRUCE!! How'd you get out? Not through any help of yours, Hildy.
BRUCE!! How'd you get out? Not through any help of yours, Hildy.
Oh, she was here. Where'd she go?
Oh, she was here. Where'd she go?
How long would the interview take? Oh -- an hour for the interview. Another hour to write it.
How long would the interview take? Oh -- an hour for the interview. Another hour to write it.
Well, I got to get back. You can find your way out, can't you? Oh, sure.  Well, thanks for everything. Don't thank me. I should thank you. So long.
Well, I got to get back. You can find your way out, can't you? Oh, sure.  Well, thanks for everything. Don't thank me. I should thank you. So long.
Then what does he want with you? Now you got me.
Then what does he want with you? Now you got me.
If he's nuts, why doesn't the State just put him away? Because it happened to be a colored policeman. The colored vote happens to be very important to the Mayor of this town.
If he's nuts, why doesn't the State just put him away? Because it happened to be a colored policeman. The colored vote happens to be very important to the Mayor of this town.
Well, keep going! We want an extra out on the streets before it's too late! Where's Bruce? Bruce? Oh -- er -- he went out to get the tickets. What tickets? Railroad tickets. Is he coming back here?
Well, keep going! We want an extra out on the streets before it's too late! Where's Bruce? Bruce? Oh -- er -- he went out to get the tickets. What tickets? Railroad tickets. Is he coming back here?
Well, keep going! We want an extra out on the streets before it's too late! Where's Bruce? Bruce? Oh -- er -- he went out to get the tickets. What tickets?
Well, keep going! We want an extra out on the streets before it's too late! Where's Bruce? Bruce? Oh -- er -- he went out to get the tickets. What tickets?
Well, keep going! We want an extra out on the streets before it's too late! Where's Bruce? Bruce? Oh -- er -- he went out to get the tickets. What tickets? Railroad tickets.
Well, keep going! We want an extra out on the streets before it's too late! Where's Bruce? Bruce? Oh -- er -- he went out to get the tickets. What tickets? Railroad tickets.
Tear into it, will you? Don't sit there like a frozen robin! I'm finished.
Tear into it, will you? Don't sit there like a frozen robin! I'm finished.
Wait a minute!  Let go there! Murder, uh?
Wait a minute!  Let go there! Murder, uh?
Hildy! Don't touch me! I'm not doing it for you! Then why are you doing it?
Hildy! Don't touch me! I'm not doing it for you! Then why are you doing it?
Say, isn't this your twenty dollars? I think it is.
Say, isn't this your twenty dollars? I think it is.
So -- now I say to you: 'Earl Williams, you are under arrest!' and you point your gun at me. Well, it wasn't exactly that way --
So -- now I say to you: 'Earl Williams, you are under arrest!' and you point your gun at me. Well, it wasn't exactly that way --
Come on, you! Before we slap you down. Do you want us to call the cops and have them give you the boots?
Come on, you! Before we slap you down. Do you want us to call the cops and have them give you the boots?
Oh -- I'll take the same, I guess. And coffee. Little rum in yours, too?
Oh -- I'll take the same, I guess. And coffee. Little rum in yours, too?
No, thanks Sheriff. I'm leaving town tonight. You ought to stay over. You always wrote a good hanging story, Hildy.
No, thanks Sheriff. I'm leaving town tonight. You ought to stay over. You always wrote a good hanging story, Hildy.
Where'd you get this? I've got a right to carry a gun if I want to.
Where'd you get this? I've got a right to carry a gun if I want to.
Mother! That man there!
Mother! That man there!
Earl, you must never do that again. Oh, I'm awful tired. I couldn't go through another day like this.
Earl, you must never do that again. Oh, I'm awful tired. I couldn't go through another day like this.
Come on, Mollie. This is no place for you. They're not human! They're newspaper men, Mollie. They can't help themselves. The Lord made them that way.
Come on, Mollie. This is no place for you. They're not human! They're newspaper men, Mollie. They can't help themselves. The Lord made them that way.
What's that? Quiet, Mollie!
What's that? Quiet, Mollie!
You want to join our gang? I don't mind. Do you know any swear words? Yes.
You want to join our gang? I don't mind. Do you know any swear words? Yes.
He's never going to come back. He's gone off to be a soldier and Mummy doesn't even know. It doesn't matter, I can drive the car home. You wouldn't. Would. You couldn't.
He's never going to come back. He's gone off to be a soldier and Mummy doesn't even know. It doesn't matter, I can drive the car home. You wouldn't. Would. You couldn't.
He's never going to come back. He's gone off to be a soldier and Mummy doesn't even know. It doesn't matter, I can drive the car home. You wouldn't. Would.
He's never going to come back. He's gone off to be a soldier and Mummy doesn't even know. It doesn't matter, I can drive the car home. You wouldn't. Would.
Go and ask her if she wants to play. Ask her yourself.
Go and ask her if she wants to play. Ask her yourself.
Can't we just see the end? They've got the real thing outside.
Can't we just see the end? They've got the real thing outside.
So you're going to be a grandfather. And I'm still just a lad myself.
So you're going to be a grandfather. And I'm still just a lad myself.
You know it? It must be an old one. Ancient. Have you finished your homework?
You know it? It must be an old one. Ancient. Have you finished your homework?
Is it peace in out time? No, Mother! It's War! War!
Is it peace in out time? No, Mother! It's War! War!
Bless you, Mac. What would I have done without you? You might still have a house. I wish it could all have been different.
Bless you, Mac. What would I have done without you? You might still have a house. I wish it could all have been different.
Drink up, it's party time. Enjoy your last night...  ...where's Otis?
Drink up, it's party time. Enjoy your last night...  ...where's Otis?
How much further? Almost there... are you in a hurry or something?
How much further? Almost there... are you in a hurry or something?
Christ, you scared the shit out of me. Aw, you ain't seen nothing yet. Is your brother ready to go? Oh... yeah, he already left. We'll wait inside, come on. He left!
Christ, you scared the shit out of me. Aw, you ain't seen nothing yet. Is your brother ready to go? Oh... yeah, he already left. We'll wait inside, come on. He left!
Christ, you scared the shit out of me. Aw, you ain't seen nothing yet. Is your brother ready to go? Oh... yeah, he already left. We'll wait inside, come on.
Christ, you scared the shit out of me. Aw, you ain't seen nothing yet. Is your brother ready to go? Oh... yeah, he already left. We'll wait inside, come on.
Keep straight on this road here. How much further? I'm not exactly sure... it looks close. Did we pass an abandoned school bus yet?
Keep straight on this road here. How much further? I'm not exactly sure... it looks close. Did we pass an abandoned school bus yet?
Should we stop? We can't leave her out here in the rain... maybe we can just drop her at the next rest area.
Should we stop? We can't leave her out here in the rain... maybe we can just drop her at the next rest area.
Go around him. There's not enough room.
Go around him. There's not enough room.
Fine. I'll go straight. What!
Fine. I'll go straight. What!
What are you doing! I gotta open the gate. Drive through it!
What are you doing! I gotta open the gate. Drive through it!
Yeah, Jerry, she said some pretty fucked shit to us. When?
Yeah, Jerry, she said some pretty fucked shit to us. When?
That was good babe, just keep doing that. That's not me. I didn't... I'm not doing that. Someone is out there...  ...help, we're in here!
That was good babe, just keep doing that. That's not me. I didn't... I'm not doing that. Someone is out there...  ...help, we're in here!
Call you back.  You bastard! What do you want? I just want to talk.
Call you back.  You bastard! What do you want? I just want to talk.
Like what? Well, I think it would be easier if I could talk to you in person.
Like what? Well, I think it would be easier if I could talk to you in person.
I'm going alone. This could be dangerous. Okay, my sweet. Good night. A little resistance would be nice, damn it. Please let me go with you. No.
I'm going alone. This could be dangerous. Okay, my sweet. Good night. A little resistance would be nice, damn it. Please let me go with you. No.
I'm going alone. This could be dangerous. Okay, my sweet. Good night. A little resistance would be nice, damn it. Please let me go with you.
I'm going alone. This could be dangerous. Okay, my sweet. Good night. A little resistance would be nice, damn it. Please let me go with you.
I'll make it up to you. How?
I'll make it up to you. How?
Will you take a check, Bert? Cash. How much do I owe you?
Will you take a check, Bert? Cash. How much do I owe you?
Hey, mister. The name's Gordon. Bert Gordon.
Hey, mister. The name's Gordon. Bert Gordon.
Make it twenty. Cut.
Make it twenty. Cut.
I wanna walk. It's a long walk. I got time, Bert. You want me to tell her for you? Tell her what?
I wanna walk. It's a long walk. I got time, Bert. You want me to tell her for you? Tell her what?
I wanna walk. It's a long walk. I got time, Bert. You want me to tell her for you?
I wanna walk. It's a long walk. I got time, Bert. You want me to tell her for you?
You gentlemen care for a drink? No, none for me. Come on, let's play.
You gentlemen care for a drink? No, none for me. Come on, let's play.
Here.  Been an interestin' evening. Yeah, sure has. Charles, will you call a cab for these gentlemen, please.  I'd show you to the door, but I... Oh yeah, yeah. You're tired.  And beat. Yeah. You must come again.
Here.  Been an interestin' evening. Yeah, sure has. Charles, will you call a cab for these gentlemen, please.  I'd show you to the door, but I... Oh yeah, yeah. You're tired.  And beat. Yeah. You must come again.
Here.  Been an interestin' evening. Yeah, sure has. Charles, will you call a cab for these gentlemen, please.  I'd show you to the door, but I... Oh yeah, yeah. You're tired.  And beat.
Here.  Been an interestin' evening. Yeah, sure has. Charles, will you call a cab for these gentlemen, please.  I'd show you to the door, but I... Oh yeah, yeah. You're tired.  And beat.
Have a nice trip? Fair. Can I sit down? Why not? We already know each other's secrets. Thanks for the, uh, for the breakfast. Two ships that pass in the night should always buy each other breakfast.
Have a nice trip? Fair. Can I sit down? Why not? We already know each other's secrets. Thanks for the, uh, for the breakfast. Two ships that pass in the night should always buy each other breakfast.
Have a nice trip? Fair. Can I sit down? Why not? We already know each other's secrets.
Have a nice trip? Fair. Can I sit down? Why not? We already know each other's secrets.
Have a nice trip? Fair. Can I sit down? Why not? We already know each other's secrets. Thanks for the, uh, for the breakfast.
Have a nice trip? Fair. Can I sit down? Why not? We already know each other's secrets. Thanks for the, uh, for the breakfast.
Why did you do that? I wanted to see what kind of a day it is. A day like any other. People come, people go.
Why did you do that? I wanted to see what kind of a day it is. A day like any other. People come, people go.
What time is it? Eleven o'clock... I'll be back later. Why?
What time is it? Eleven o'clock... I'll be back later. Why?
I got my things over at the hotel. I'll bring them over later...  Come here. I'm not sure... I don't know.
I got my things over at the hotel. I'll bring them over later...  Come here. I'm not sure... I don't know.
Where you been all day? At school. It's Thursday.
Where you been all day? At school. It's Thursday.
You told Charlie to lay down and die. Will you say that to me too?  What happens, Eddie? You'll find yourself another rich old lover.
You told Charlie to lay down and die. Will you say that to me too?  What happens, Eddie? You'll find yourself another rich old lover.
You can read it, if you want to.  You want to go out for a while? To a movie? You wanna drink? No. You?
You can read it, if you want to.  You want to go out for a while? To a movie? You wanna drink? No. You?
Well, what's so funny? Your tie. I never saw you wear one before.
Well, what's so funny? Your tie. I never saw you wear one before.
What is it, Eddie? Nothin'.  Want another drink? What do you want to tell me? Well, I, uh, I'll be leaving town for a little while. For how long? Oh, I don't know.
What is it, Eddie? Nothin'.  Want another drink? What do you want to tell me? Well, I, uh, I'll be leaving town for a little while. For how long? Oh, I don't know.
Your shot. You miss?  Well, you don't leave much when you miss, do you, fat man? That's what the game's all about.
Your shot. You miss?  Well, you don't leave much when you miss, do you, fat man? That's what the game's all about.
Are you all right? Yes.
Are you all right? Yes.
Do you remember where you lived? It was warm.  I was outside.  The ocean? What about... now? With them? Yes.
Do you remember where you lived? It was warm.  I was outside.  The ocean? What about... now? With them? Yes.
Do you remember where you lived? It was warm.  I was outside.  The ocean? What about... now? With them?
Do you remember where you lived? It was warm.  I was outside.  The ocean? What about... now? With them?
Do you remember where it is? What?
Do you remember where it is? What?
You want to find them. Yes.
You want to find them. Yes.
Mine. Have you always had it? I don't know. Have you looked inside? Yes. What's inside?
Mine. Have you always had it? I don't know. Have you looked inside? Yes. What's inside?
Need some gas? Please. Only got one kind.
Need some gas? Please. Only got one kind.
Wow.  Look at the mountains. This can be your room if you want it. What do you say? Is the hill ours too? If we want it, it is.
Wow.  Look at the mountains. This can be your room if you want it. What do you say? Is the hill ours too? If we want it, it is.
I know, Ellen.  We'll settle down soon. I was so scared.
I know, Ellen.  We'll settle down soon. I was so scared.
What did he talk to you about? He was upset with moving, I believe. Is that all he said?
What did he talk to you about? He was upset with moving, I believe. Is that all he said?
This is a new town for you.  Do you like it here? No. Why not?  Moving is hard for anybody.  Was it hard for you to leave all your friends? I don't have many friends.  Dad's all the time moving.
This is a new town for you.  Do you like it here? No. Why not?  Moving is hard for anybody.  Was it hard for you to leave all your friends? I don't have many friends.  Dad's all the time moving.
Stay here.  I'm going to make a phone call. Who are you calling?
Stay here.  I'm going to make a phone call. Who are you calling?
Well, come on, you two.  Time to go to bed. Mom -- this is the best show all year.
Well, come on, you two.  Time to go to bed. Mom -- this is the best show all year.
Mom.  I gotta talk to you. What?
Mom.  I gotta talk to you. What?
It's all this moving from place to place.  We're never settled.  I'm having nightmares myself. What kind, Mom?
It's all this moving from place to place.  We're never settled.  I'm having nightmares myself. What kind, Mom?
What do you want me to do? I want you to leave with us. Right now. I can't leave. We have to tell this to the President.
What do you want me to do? I want you to leave with us. Right now. I can't leave. We have to tell this to the President.
Just my luck, no ice. I take it you've heard.
Just my luck, no ice. I take it you've heard.
You still believe in him. He's a good man. Better be. You left me for him.
You still believe in him. He's a good man. Better be. You left me for him.
Tell her to get the kids and leave town. What happened?
Tell her to get the kids and leave town. What happened?
We're loose! Doesn't matter. Game's over.
We're loose! Doesn't matter. Game's over.
With your permission, Mr. President, I'd like to remain my your side. I had a feeling you would. Sir, what happens if they do become hostile?
With your permission, Mr. President, I'd like to remain my your side. I had a feeling you would. Sir, what happens if they do become hostile?
Yes, but don't panic. Everything's under control. Have you... have you arranged our supplies? Oh, yes, of course. But where are we going?
Yes, but don't panic. Everything's under control. Have you... have you arranged our supplies? Oh, yes, of course. But where are we going?
You know how long I've been looking for that?! All your life. All my life!
You know how long I've been looking for that?! All your life. All my life!
The Word of God... No, Henry. Try not to talk.
The Word of God... No, Henry. Try not to talk.
Bingo. You don't disappoint, Doctor Jones. You're a great deal like your father. Except he's lost, and I'm not.
Bingo. You don't disappoint, Doctor Jones. You're a great deal like your father. Except he's lost, and I'm not.
Dad! Out! It's important! Then wait -- count to twenty. No, Dad. You listen to me --
Dad! Out! It's important! Then wait -- count to twenty. No, Dad. You listen to me --
Dad! Out! It's important! Then wait -- count to twenty.
Dad! Out! It's important! Then wait -- count to twenty.
Oh, it breaks the heart. And the head.  You hit me, Dad! I'll never forgive myself -- Don't worry -- I'm fine.
Oh, it breaks the heart. And the head.  You hit me, Dad! I'll never forgive myself -- Don't worry -- I'm fine.
...you did it. No, Dad. You did. Forty years. If only I could have been with you. There were rats, Dad.
...you did it. No, Dad. You did. Forty years. If only I could have been with you. There were rats, Dad.
...you did it. No, Dad. You did. Forty years. If only I could have been with you. There were rats, Dad. Rats?
...you did it. No, Dad. You did. Forty years. If only I could have been with you. There were rats, Dad. Rats?
...you did it. No, Dad. You did. Forty years. If only I could have been with you. There were rats, Dad. Rats? Yeah, big ones. What do the Nazis want with you Dad?
...you did it. No, Dad. You did. Forty years. If only I could have been with you. There were rats, Dad. Rats? Yeah, big ones. What do the Nazis want with you Dad?
Dad! What? Dad! What?
Dad! What? Dad! What?
Those people are trying to kill us! I know, Dad! It's a new experience for me.
Those people are trying to kill us! I know, Dad! It's a new experience for me.
I knew you'd come, but my strength has left me. Who are you? The last of three brothers who swore an oath to find the Grail and to guard it. That was seven hundred years ago.
I knew you'd come, but my strength has left me. Who are you? The last of three brothers who swore an oath to find the Grail and to guard it. That was seven hundred years ago.
Why are you trying to kill us? Because you're looking for the Holy Grail. My father was looking for the Holy Grail. Did you kill him too? No.
Why are you trying to kill us? Because you're looking for the Holy Grail. My father was looking for the Holy Grail. Did you kill him too? No.
Why are you trying to kill us? Because you're looking for the Holy Grail. My father was looking for the Holy Grail. Did you kill him too? No. Where is he? Talk -- or you're dead. Damn it, tell me! Tell me!
Why are you trying to kill us? Because you're looking for the Holy Grail. My father was looking for the Holy Grail. Did you kill him too? No. Where is he? Talk -- or you're dead. Damn it, tell me! Tell me!
Why are you trying to kill us? Because you're looking for the Holy Grail. My father was looking for the Holy Grail. Did you kill him too? No. Where is he? Talk -- or you're dead. Damn it, tell me! Tell me! If you don't let go, Doctor Jones, we'll both die.
Why are you trying to kill us? Because you're looking for the Holy Grail. My father was looking for the Holy Grail. Did you kill him too? No. Where is he? Talk -- or you're dead. Damn it, tell me! Tell me! If you don't let go, Doctor Jones, we'll both die.
Hurry, help me out of here! What're you waiting for?! Uh, listen -- Willie -- I got a better idea. What?!
Hurry, help me out of here! What're you waiting for?! Uh, listen -- Willie -- I got a better idea. What?!
What's happening? It's starting to let go!
What's happening? It's starting to let go!
I'd like to find one of those myself. Oh really? Yeah, but he's got to be dead and buried for a couple of thousand years.  Fortune and glory... Is that what you're hoping to find at this palace, Dr. Jones?
I'd like to find one of those myself. Oh really? Yeah, but he's got to be dead and buried for a couple of thousand years.  Fortune and glory... Is that what you're hoping to find at this palace, Dr. Jones?
We'll see who gives in first -- I'll leave my door open. Don't catch cold.
We'll see who gives in first -- I'll leave my door open. Don't catch cold.
Oh no -- oh no!! You know, Willie, I'll bet he's mad because they were eating his friends for dinner.
Oh no -- oh no!! You know, Willie, I'll bet he's mad because they were eating his friends for dinner.
Wait -- what're you doing? I'm going down. Down? Down there?! Are you crazy! I'm not leaving without those stones. You're gonna get killed chasing after your damn fortune and glory!
Wait -- what're you doing? I'm going down. Down? Down there?! Are you crazy! I'm not leaving without those stones. You're gonna get killed chasing after your damn fortune and glory!
Wait -- what're you doing? I'm going down. Down? Down there?! Are you crazy! I'm not leaving without those stones.
Wait -- what're you doing? I'm going down. Down? Down there?! Are you crazy! I'm not leaving without those stones.
What? You've got to go to sleep now. I want to go home...
What? You've got to go to sleep now. I want to go home...
Indy? Did you talk to them? Yes. So now they believe me.
Indy? Did you talk to them? Yes. So now they believe me.
Give me your hat... What for?
Give me your hat... What for?
Where are you,...Al? You're not gonna believe this... Try me.
Where are you,...Al? You're not gonna believe this... Try me.
You're in my head... Yes. Your name is Al... Yes.
You're in my head... Yes. Your name is Al... Yes.
Who are you? Who am I? Yeah...Who?
Who are you? Who am I? Yeah...Who?
You'll be alive. With a man in my head...
You'll be alive. With a man in my head...
I want out. Too late...They want you. Why? AL  You know too much. I don't know anything. I just want to go home.
I want out. Too late...They want you. Why? AL  You know too much. I don't know anything. I just want to go home.
Ever think of what they might have to do to find me? Find You?
Ever think of what they might have to do to find me? Find You?
Now what. Go out, take your first left. Just walk down the hall?
Now what. Go out, take your first left. Just walk down the hall?
Which way do I go? What does it say. Corridor A. Take a left and your next right.
Which way do I go? What does it say. Corridor A. Take a left and your next right.
A lab and equipment. Is it familiar? Have you been here before. I was thirsty. He told me to get a drink. Who did?
A lab and equipment. Is it familiar? Have you been here before. I was thirsty. He told me to get a drink. Who did?
You mean...just leave. We get on a plane.
You mean...just leave. We get on a plane.
What about money? What about it? I don't have any. Use my credit cards. I can't do that. Why not?
What about money? What about it? I don't have any. Use my credit cards. I can't do that. Why not?
Holy shit! What is it?
Holy shit! What is it?
Al, are you doing anything in there? What? What do you mean?
Al, are you doing anything in there? What? What do you mean?
Beautiful! What was?
Beautiful! What was?
You're beautiful.. What's happening? She doesn't seem to understand. Try another language. Which language?
You're beautiful.. What's happening? She doesn't seem to understand. Try another language. Which language?
You're beautiful.. What's happening? She doesn't seem to understand. Try another language.
You're beautiful.. What's happening? She doesn't seem to understand. Try another language.
Touch her. What?
Touch her. What?
Where are you going? To the hotel. To register. Without your pants.
Where are you going? To the hotel. To register. Without your pants.
Mind your own business. It is my business. It's my name.
Mind your own business. It is my business. It's my name.
Who are they? Stay on them, will you. How can we find out...Wait. The glasses. What glasses.
Who are they? Stay on them, will you. How can we find out...Wait. The glasses. What glasses.
What is it, your charm? This just won't work. You're doing great with her. Not her. You! What is it?
What is it, your charm? This just won't work. You're doing great with her. Not her. You! What is it?
What is it, your charm? This just won't work. You're doing great with her. Not her. You!
What is it, your charm? This just won't work. You're doing great with her. Not her. You!
And on my time. It's not your time. I get time off.
And on my time. It's not your time. I get time off.
What do I do? Follow her. On what?
What do I do? Follow her. On what?
Yeah...You've fallen for her. I told you, I have a feeling... One of your instincts?
Yeah...You've fallen for her. I told you, I have a feeling... One of your instincts?
Door to the right. Get up and run. I can't see a thing.
Door to the right. Get up and run. I can't see a thing.
What? Never mind, just say it.
What? Never mind, just say it.
You sure this will work? Not sure at all. Well at least talk it up, then. I feel like an idiot.
You sure this will work? Not sure at all. Well at least talk it up, then. I feel like an idiot.
He hung us up dry. While he makes the run.
He hung us up dry. While he makes the run.
Do it. I can't handle that thing.
Do it. I can't handle that thing.
Do something. What exactly?
Do something. What exactly?
Not really. Truth is...I was ..jealous. Of you. Thing is...I think I'm in love with her.
Not really. Truth is...I was ..jealous. Of you. Thing is...I think I'm in love with her.
I don't know how we're gonna get out of this, but we will, somehow. I want you to know how much I appreciate what you've done.
I don't know how we're gonna get out of this, but we will, somehow. I want you to know how much I appreciate what you've done.
I've got twenty hours left. I could die in here. And you're falling in love. JOE It's not love. It's like. It's real strong like. And I got your information. Now, get off my back!
I've got twenty hours left. I could die in here. And you're falling in love. JOE It's not love. It's like. It's real strong like. And I got your information. Now, get off my back!
Sorry... It'll remind me of you.
Sorry... It'll remind me of you.
Doesn't matter. What part what?
Doesn't matter. What part what?
No! Oh, I can't.
No! Oh, I can't.
What kind of a deal? Let us get to the border!
What kind of a deal? Let us get to the border!
What Job? Doesn't matter. Then put him away. Sir? Private clinic. Best of care. Total privacy. We'll pay all costs. Bit expensive, sir.
What Job? Doesn't matter. Then put him away. Sir? Private clinic. Best of care. Total privacy. We'll pay all costs. Bit expensive, sir.
What Job? Doesn't matter. Then put him away. Sir? Private clinic. Best of care. Total privacy. We'll pay all costs.
What Job? Doesn't matter. Then put him away. Sir? Private clinic. Best of care. Total privacy. We'll pay all costs.
Who is your friend? We met on the beach.
Who is your friend? We met on the beach.
What are you doing here, where've you been? I have a new client. That crazy guy?
What are you doing here, where've you been? I have a new client. That crazy guy?
Well, I'm glad to see you. Sorry things broke up like that. It's just money.
Well, I'm glad to see you. Sorry things broke up like that. It's just money.
Joe. What? Take the card.
Joe. What? Take the card.
Don't do it! Just give me the keys.
Don't do it! Just give me the keys.
Yes...What is it? What's what? What do you want? Nothing. What did you say? Nothing.
Yes...What is it? What's what? What do you want? Nothing. What did you say? Nothing.
I'll be right there. Where? Dinner...tonight.
I'll be right there. Where? Dinner...tonight.
I can't do that? Do what? Let you leave without it.
I can't do that? Do what? Let you leave without it.
What's so funny? Nothing...Al. Why do you talk   that way? What way?
What's so funny? Nothing...Al. Why do you talk   that way? What way?
You again. Me still. They left you alone? I waited for you. Why?
You again. Me still. They left you alone? I waited for you. Why?
Why did you leave? They left. I had to go with them.
Why did you leave? They left. I had to go with them.
Now what? We figure out if it's in here. How?
Now what? We figure out if it's in here. How?
That must be him. Water taxi. Get us one.
That must be him. Water taxi. Get us one.
Why not? Can you?
Why not? Can you?
Are you alright? Yes. No. I'm...okay. They can't do this. They can't hold us here. Looks like they can. What did they do? They asked about you.
Are you alright? Yes. No. I'm...okay. They can't do this. They can't hold us here. Looks like they can. What did they do? They asked about you.
Are you alright? Yes. No. I'm...okay. They can't do this. They can't hold us here. Looks like they can. What did they do? They asked about you. What did you tell them?
Are you alright? Yes. No. I'm...okay. They can't do this. They can't hold us here. Looks like they can. What did they do? They asked about you. What did you tell them?
Are you alright? Yes. No. I'm...okay. They can't do this. They can't hold us here. Looks like they can. What did they do? They asked about you. What did you tell them? That I really don't know.
Are you alright? Yes. No. I'm...okay. They can't do this. They can't hold us here. Looks like they can. What did they do? They asked about you. What did you tell them? That I really don't know.
What a mess. You can say that again. What do we do?
What a mess. You can say that again. What do we do?
What? They can hold us here forever. Nobody knows about us.
What? They can hold us here forever. Nobody knows about us.
Don't blame yourself, I didn't have to come along. Why did you, then?
Don't blame yourself, I didn't have to come along. Why did you, then?
Who are you? Who do you work for? Doesn't matter. I'm on your side. I knew it. I told him. Now what?
Who are you? Who do you work for? Doesn't matter. I'm on your side. I knew it. I told him. Now what?
He can't help us. Do something! Do what? I don't know. I'm no good at this. You are, I've seen you.
He can't help us. Do something! Do what? I don't know. I'm no good at this. You are, I've seen you.
He can't help us. Do something! Do what? I don't know. I'm no good at this. You are, I've seen you. It wasn't me. It was him.
He can't help us. Do something! Do what? I don't know. I'm no good at this. You are, I've seen you. It wasn't me. It was him.
He can't help us. Do something! Do what? I don't know. I'm no good at this. You are, I've seen you. It wasn't me. It was him. It was you.
He can't help us. Do something! Do what? I don't know. I'm no good at this. You are, I've seen you. It wasn't me. It was him. It was you.
Wait. Why? You can't take that. Why not?
Wait. Why? You can't take that. Why not?
This the only spare? Yes. The other working.
This the only spare? Yes. The other working.
He's into kind of little cars, that... That remote control thing? Yeah. Alright, we'll do that tomorrow. Mom. Yes, baby?
He's into kind of little cars, that... That remote control thing? Yeah. Alright, we'll do that tomorrow. Mom. Yes, baby?
He's into kind of little cars, that... That remote control thing? Yeah. Alright, we'll do that tomorrow.
He's into kind of little cars, that... That remote control thing? Yeah. Alright, we'll do that tomorrow.
He's into kind of little cars, that... That remote control thing? Yeah. Alright, we'll do that tomorrow. Mom.
He's into kind of little cars, that... That remote control thing? Yeah. Alright, we'll do that tomorrow. Mom.
We'll give you a heads up before we launch. How long? Three hours.
We'll give you a heads up before we launch. How long? Three hours.
Well, are you or are you not, Charlie? You bet we are. And I can't talk to you now. We gotta hook up. Sure. Where? P.J.'s.
Well, are you or are you not, Charlie? You bet we are. And I can't talk to you now. We gotta hook up. Sure. Where? P.J.'s.
Well, are you or are you not, Charlie? You bet we are. And I can't talk to you now. We gotta hook up. Sure. Where?
Well, are you or are you not, Charlie? You bet we are. And I can't talk to you now. We gotta hook up. Sure. Where?
What was that about? Get me Wigand. Sure.
What was that about? Get me Wigand. Sure.
Do you want more rice? Maybe later.
Do you want more rice? Maybe later.
Shall I send for coffee? Sorry I'm late. No, no, we're fine...
Shall I send for coffee? Sorry I'm late. No, no, we're fine...
Please don't wash your hands in the sink. Where should I wash them? Use the bathroom. What's the difference...
Please don't wash your hands in the sink. Where should I wash them? Use the bathroom. What's the difference...
Yeah... ...you fucked me!
Yeah... ...you fucked me!
Well, it isn't "cigarettes are bad for you"... Hardly new news. No shit.
Well, it isn't "cigarettes are bad for you"... Hardly new news. No shit.
Coffee? Yeah... Thank you. How have you liked your stay?
Coffee? Yeah... Thank you. How have you liked your stay?
Look, I really don't have that much time... Is there anything you want to know about me, Mr. Wigand...?
Look, I really don't have that much time... Is there anything you want to know about me, Mr. Wigand...?
What's changed? You mean... since this morning?
What's changed? You mean... since this morning?
What about now? What?
What about now? What?
What's happening?! He doesn't seem to be listening... Alright, now listen to me. I want you -- I want you to tell him, in these words: get on the fucking phone...! I can't say that!
What's happening?! He doesn't seem to be listening... Alright, now listen to me. I want you -- I want you to tell him, in these words: get on the fucking phone...! I can't say that!
Do you have a hard heart, Marylin. Did you see the tape? Not yet.
Do you have a hard heart, Marylin. Did you see the tape? Not yet.
I don't have a ring! I know.
I don't have a ring! I know.
Hi. Hello Marylin. I have a surprise for you.
Hi. Hello Marylin. I have a surprise for you.
You don't like me? I love you. I want to have your baby.
You don't like me? I love you. I want to have your baby.
It's a no go, Joe. Marylin!
It's a no go, Joe. Marylin!
You want to come out to the beach house tomorrow? I didn't know Barry had a beach house.
You want to come out to the beach house tomorrow? I didn't know Barry had a beach house.
Wait... He wants to give her...? Nothing. And she has...? Video.
Wait... He wants to give her...? Nothing. And she has...? Video.
Tell that man not to drive so fast. Are you talking to me?
Tell that man not to drive so fast. Are you talking to me?
Of course I do. What do you mean Beat it!
Of course I do. What do you mean Beat it!
Detectives! That's Father at work, What'll I do?  Peter, what'll I do?
Detectives! That's Father at work, What'll I do?  Peter, what'll I do?
What's the matter? Oh, Peter What's got into you?
What's the matter? Oh, Peter What's got into you?
Sure. What? Nothing.  Nothing you'd give two cents for.
Sure. What? Nothing.  Nothing you'd give two cents for.
No harm in your coming to see us. Not interested.
No harm in your coming to see us. Not interested.
Eight o'clock tonight. Eight o'clock! Why, that's twelve hours!
Eight o'clock tonight. Eight o'clock! Why, that's twelve hours!
Here's your ticket, ma'am. Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.  Here. Oh, thank you. Thank you. When does the bus leave? In about fifteen minutes.
Here's your ticket, ma'am. Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.  Here. Oh, thank you. Thank you. When does the bus leave? In about fifteen minutes.
Here's your ticket, ma'am. Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.  Here. Oh, thank you. Thank you. When does the bus leave?
Here's your ticket, ma'am. Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.  Here. Oh, thank you. Thank you. When does the bus leave?
Collect? Yes.
Collect? Yes.
See that. They're gone! Looks like it, don't it?  Here's the woman, ma.
See that. They're gone! Looks like it, don't it?  Here's the woman, ma.
All right, all right.  Break it up. Where you going, boss?
All right, all right.  Break it up. Where you going, boss?
Did they live? It's not funny, Jim, I'm scared.
Did they live? It's not funny, Jim, I'm scared.
They killed him, honey. Huh? He won... and they killed Robert Kennedy.  They shot him down.
They killed him, honey. Huh? He won... and they killed Robert Kennedy.  They shot him down.
Pictures like this don't show up on television! Sure they do.  The camera can pick this up.
Pictures like this don't show up on television! Sure they do.  The camera can pick this up.
No, she could get hurt.  If you believe what's happening to these other people. She's the best damn witness we have!
No, she could get hurt.  If you believe what's happening to these other people. She's the best damn witness we have!
I understand. Then say "Yes, Max. I understand."
I understand. Then say "Yes, Max. I understand."
So you're gonna call Karen tomorrow? I'll call her. Won't forget?
So you're gonna call Karen tomorrow? I'll call her. Won't forget?
What the fuck can I say? I'm serious, man. What the fuck can I say? Thank you... thank you... thank you. Who was there for your ass? You were there for me. Who?
What the fuck can I say? I'm serious, man. What the fuck can I say? Thank you... thank you... thank you. Who was there for your ass? You were there for me. Who?
How was your flight? Fine.
How was your flight? Fine.
I gave you my card there. Can I see your I.D.?
I gave you my card there. Can I see your I.D.?
You get a chance to use it? I felt a lot safer having it. My milk went bad when I was in jail.
You get a chance to use it? I felt a lot safer having it. My milk went bad when I was in jail.
How do you get it out? Same way I been doin', but first they got to let me go back to work. You're gonna offer to set him up? If I get let off. Otherwise, fuck 'em. It's very possible Ordell's killed somebody.
How do you get it out? Same way I been doin', but first they got to let me go back to work. You're gonna offer to set him up? If I get let off. Otherwise, fuck 'em. It's very possible Ordell's killed somebody.
How do you get it out? Same way I been doin', but first they got to let me go back to work. You're gonna offer to set him up? If I get let off. Otherwise, fuck 'em.
How do you get it out? Same way I been doin', but first they got to let me go back to work. You're gonna offer to set him up? If I get let off. Otherwise, fuck 'em.
My ass ain't the same. Bigger?
My ass ain't the same. Bigger?
And what would this be, Sweet and Low? What the fuck is that shit? I know what it looks like.
And what would this be, Sweet and Low? What the fuck is that shit? I know what it looks like.
Thanks for waiting, Jackie. Now tell me, what can we do for you? I need permission to leave the country so I keep my job. We can look into that. I need it tomorrow. If I don't show up for work tomorrow, I'm fired. You know what we want.
Thanks for waiting, Jackie. Now tell me, what can we do for you? I need permission to leave the country so I keep my job. We can look into that. I need it tomorrow. If I don't show up for work tomorrow, I'm fired. You know what we want.
Thanks for waiting, Jackie. Now tell me, what can we do for you? I need permission to leave the country so I keep my job. We can look into that. I need it tomorrow. If I don't show up for work tomorrow, I'm fired.
Thanks for waiting, Jackie. Now tell me, what can we do for you? I need permission to leave the country so I keep my job. We can look into that. I need it tomorrow. If I don't show up for work tomorrow, I'm fired.
Oh, hi. Buy ya a beer? I'm waiting for the phone. Good luck. That guy's been in there since I got here.
Oh, hi. Buy ya a beer? I'm waiting for the phone. Good luck. That guy's been in there since I got here.
It's Louis. Did you get it? I got it. Listen, there's something else I have to tell you. When I see you. Pick me up at Sam's. You count the money?
It's Louis. Did you get it? I got it. Listen, there's something else I have to tell you. When I see you. Pick me up at Sam's. You count the money?
It's Louis. Did you get it? I got it. Listen, there's something else I have to tell you. When I see you. Pick me up at Sam's. You count the money? I haven't even looked at it yet, it's still in the shopping bag.
It's Louis. Did you get it? I got it. Listen, there's something else I have to tell you. When I see you. Pick me up at Sam's. You count the money? I haven't even looked at it yet, it's still in the shopping bag.
It's Louis. Did you get it? I got it. Listen, there's something else I have to tell you. When I see you. Pick me up at Sam's. You count the money? I haven't even looked at it yet, it's still in the shopping bag. Melanie must be dyin' to see it.  Louis.
It's Louis. Did you get it? I got it. Listen, there's something else I have to tell you. When I see you. Pick me up at Sam's. You count the money? I haven't even looked at it yet, it's still in the shopping bag. Melanie must be dyin' to see it.  Louis.
You're right, that was Ordell. You have time, you think you could find out for me where he's staying? Cops can't locate him, huh? They don't have your winning personality. Sure thing. I don't have to know what I'm doing, long as you know.
You're right, that was Ordell. You have time, you think you could find out for me where he's staying? Cops can't locate him, huh? They don't have your winning personality. Sure thing. I don't have to know what I'm doing, long as you know.
Dr. Singer. It's been a long time. Hello, Sam. Are you all right? I'm okay. Do you want some help? I can call upstairs.
Dr. Singer. It's been a long time. Hello, Sam. Are you all right? I'm okay. Do you want some help? I can call upstairs.
Dr. Singer. It's been a long time. Hello, Sam. Are you all right? I'm okay.
Dr. Singer. It's been a long time. Hello, Sam. Are you all right? I'm okay.
Daddy! Oh God! You're hurting me! Stop!!!! Daddy. Let go. What do you want from me?
Daddy! Oh God! You're hurting me! Stop!!!! Daddy. Let go. What do you want from me?
Daddy! Oh God! You're hurting me! Stop!!!!
Daddy! Oh God! You're hurting me! Stop!!!!
Daddy! Oh God! You're hurting me! Stop!!!! Daddy. Let go.
Daddy! Oh God! You're hurting me! Stop!!!! Daddy. Let go.
You know, you got a strange line here. It's short, huh? Short? It's ended. Oh, terrific. It's not funny. According to this ... you're already dead.
You know, you got a strange line here. It's short, huh? Short? It's ended. Oh, terrific. It's not funny. According to this ... you're already dead.
You know, you got a strange line here. It's short, huh? Short? It's ended. Oh, terrific.
You know, you got a strange line here. It's short, huh? Short? It's ended. Oh, terrific.
Daddy, what was that noise? Gabe?  What are you doing ... ? There was a bang. It was the window. It's cold. Tell your mother.
Daddy, what was that noise? Gabe?  What are you doing ... ? There was a bang. It was the window. It's cold. Tell your mother.
Daddy, what was that noise? Gabe?  What are you doing ... ? There was a bang. It was the window.
Daddy, what was that noise? Gabe?  What are you doing ... ? There was a bang. It was the window.
Daddy, what was that noise? Gabe?  What are you doing ... ? There was a bang. It was the window. It's cold.
Daddy, what was that noise? Gabe?  What are you doing ... ? There was a bang. It was the window. It's cold.
He say what they looked like? No. Not really ...
He say what they looked like? No. Not really ...
It's not worth goin' over again and again. Whatever happened, happened. It's over. ... I've seen them, too.
It's not worth goin' over again and again. Whatever happened, happened. It's over. ... I've seen them, too.
What are you doing? There's something I've gotta take care of, Louis. What are you talking about? You can barely stand. I'm walking, aren't I? Jake, you need to rest.
What are you doing? There's something I've gotta take care of, Louis. What are you talking about? You can barely stand. I'm walking, aren't I? Jake, you need to rest.
What are you doing? There's something I've gotta take care of, Louis. What are you talking about? You can barely stand. I'm walking, aren't I?
What are you doing? There's something I've gotta take care of, Louis. What are you talking about? You can barely stand. I'm walking, aren't I?
Wait. Don't. I don't like things that make you cry.
Wait. Don't. I don't like things that make you cry.
I'm going home. What's wrong? I don't know. One of these days, I'm gonna see Louis. My back's killing me.
I'm going home. What's wrong? I don't know. One of these days, I'm gonna see Louis. My back's killing me.
Maybe it's all the pressure, Jake. The money. Things like that. Or your wife. Why do you bring her up? 'Cause she's always on your mind. When was the last time I said a word?
Maybe it's all the pressure, Jake. The money. Things like that. Or your wife. Why do you bring her up? 'Cause she's always on your mind. When was the last time I said a word?
What the hell are you doin'? Get your clothes off. What are you talking about? I'm freezing.
What the hell are you doin'? Get your clothes off. What are you talking about? I'm freezing.
He's coming right over. Coming here?
He's coming right over. Coming here?
You're out of your mind. I'm not getting in there. I'd rather die. That's your decision. Look at me. I'm ice cold.
You're out of your mind. I'm not getting in there. I'd rather die. That's your decision. Look at me. I'm ice cold.
What're you ... ? Where's Sarah? Where are the boys? Sit down, Jake. Where are they? Sit down.
What're you ... ? Where's Sarah? Where are the boys? Sit down, Jake. Where are they? Sit down.
What're you ... ? Where's Sarah? Where are the boys? Sit down, Jake. Where are they? Sit down. No! What's going on? Where's my family?
What're you ... ? Where's Sarah? Where are the boys? Sit down, Jake. Where are they? Sit down. No! What's going on? Where's my family?
What're you ... ? Where's Sarah? Where are the boys? Sit down, Jake. Where are they? Sit down. No! What's going on? Where's my family? It's over, Jake. It's all over.
What're you ... ? Where's Sarah? Where are the boys? Sit down, Jake. Where are they? Sit down. No! What's going on? Where's my family? It's over, Jake. It's all over.
Where's Sarah? Where are the boys? Sit down, Jake. Where are they? Sit down!
Where's Sarah? Where are the boys? Sit down, Jake. Where are they? Sit down!
Where's Sarah? Where are the boys? Sit down, Jake. Where are they? Sit down! No! What's going on? Where's my family?
Where's Sarah? Where are the boys? Sit down, Jake. Where are they? Sit down! No! What's going on? Where's my family?
Where's Sarah? Where are the boys? Sit down, Jake. Where are they? Sit down! No! What's going on? Where's my family? It's over, Jake. It's all over.
Where's Sarah? Where are the boys? Sit down, Jake. Where are they? Sit down! No! What's going on? Where's my family? It's over, Jake. It's all over.
WHO ARE YOU? How many times have you asked me that? How many times? TELL ME, DAMN YOU!
WHO ARE YOU? How many times have you asked me that? How many times? TELL ME, DAMN YOU!
How 'bout over there?  No wait. Do me a favor. Bring 'em to the back room. They're awfully heavy.
How 'bout over there?  No wait. Do me a favor. Bring 'em to the back room. They're awfully heavy.
Asshole that does not count as a kill. Yes it does.
Asshole that does not count as a kill. Yes it does.
His mother? What?
His mother? What?
Yeah, I got ya. I don't see anything inside though. You just keep an eye out.
Yeah, I got ya. I don't see anything inside though. You just keep an eye out.
I'm with you kid. Where is he? Lab two, relax. What's the matter? He's dead.
I'm with you kid. Where is he? Lab two, relax. What's the matter? He's dead.
I need to know what you know about this guy. Don't go out there. You can't win. We need to get off this ship. That's all there is to it.
I need to know what you know about this guy. Don't go out there. You can't win. We need to get off this ship. That's all there is to it.
You okay?! Oh great...yeah, having a great time, and you? No thank you, you crazy old woman. Old woman? Well I mean, technically you are old enough to be my great, great, great...
You okay?! Oh great...yeah, having a great time, and you? No thank you, you crazy old woman. Old woman? Well I mean, technically you are old enough to be my great, great, great...
You okay?! Oh great...yeah, having a great time, and you? No thank you, you crazy old woman. Old woman?
You okay?! Oh great...yeah, having a great time, and you? No thank you, you crazy old woman. Old woman?
It's time. What about the others? Shouldn't we wait?
It's time. What about the others? Shouldn't we wait?
They're not gonna make it. Close the door before he gets us all. They'll make it. Close the fucking door!
They're not gonna make it. Close the door before he gets us all. They'll make it. Close the fucking door!
Yo, Teach, what the fuck? We're missing two of the kids!
Yo, Teach, what the fuck? We're missing two of the kids!
The power's back up! Then open the doors!
The power's back up! Then open the doors!
You're not going anywhere. You wanna die?
You're not going anywhere. You wanna die?
Son! -- Out of the water now! My boat's neat, dad!
Son! -- Out of the water now! My boat's neat, dad!
Don't forget these. Oh, yeah.  How do I look? Older, huh?
Don't forget these. Oh, yeah.  How do I look? Older, huh?
Mikey loves his birthday present. Where is he?
Mikey loves his birthday present. Where is he?
My husband tells me you're in sharks. I wouldn't put it that way. But I love sharks. You love sharks?
My husband tells me you're in sharks. I wouldn't put it that way. But I love sharks. You love sharks?
What's up? I just wanted to come over. You know, say hi. I miss hanging out with you on school nights.
What's up? I just wanted to come over. You know, say hi. I miss hanging out with you on school nights.
Wait, let me take that. Huh? You shouldn't be carrying that heavy bag. I'll take it.
Wait, let me take that. Huh? You shouldn't be carrying that heavy bag. I'll take it.
That wall is going to need something. Maybe we could put our first family picture there. Hm.
That wall is going to need something. Maybe we could put our first family picture there. Hm.
...Pardon? ...I said, I like your hair.
...Pardon? ...I said, I like your hair.
Are you takin' the pictures? ...Yeah. Is it hard to learn?
Are you takin' the pictures? ...Yeah. Is it hard to learn?
You shouldn't let him do that to you... Do what? Adele... are you serious? You think Early's bad to me, don't you?
You shouldn't let him do that to you... Do what? Adele... are you serious? You think Early's bad to me, don't you?
Geez, they look kinda weird. You just smile, let me do all the talking. How many times you gonna tell me that?
Geez, they look kinda weird. You just smile, let me do all the talking. How many times you gonna tell me that?
...Well then, that's how many I killed. If you say so.
...Well then, that's how many I killed. If you say so.
You two been busy in here. What happened to Adele?
You two been busy in here. What happened to Adele?
Hey. I didn't have the heart to wake you. Thanks. What are you doing?
Hey. I didn't have the heart to wake you. Thanks. What are you doing?
All set? Fuck!
All set? Fuck!
Brian I want him out of our car! Why, what did he do?
Brian I want him out of our car! Why, what did he do?
So really, it's good luck. Good luck?
So really, it's good luck. Good luck?
Hey. Hey. What are you doin' right now? I was just getting ready to take a bath.
Hey. Hey. What are you doin' right now? I was just getting ready to take a bath.
Come on. Come swimmin' with us. Right now? Yeah. Come on.
Come on. Come swimmin' with us. Right now? Yeah. Come on.
You know I've been thinking about you lately. You have? Yeah. After I saw you last week. At the block party?
You know I've been thinking about you lately. You have? Yeah. After I saw you last week. At the block party?
I was lookin' for you all day today. You were?
I was lookin' for you all day today. You were?
Nothing. I'm telling you I just want to make you happy. That's all. Just trust me. I don't want you to hurt me. I don't want you to hurt you. I'll be gentle. Do you care about me?
Nothing. I'm telling you I just want to make you happy. That's all. Just trust me. I don't want you to hurt me. I don't want you to hurt you. I'll be gentle. Do you care about me?
You know it won't hurt. I'll be gentle. I promise. Do you care about me?
You know it won't hurt. I'll be gentle. I promise. Do you care about me?
Dance! What? Come dance. I don't feel so well. Have you seen Telly anywhere?
Dance! What? Come dance. I don't feel so well. Have you seen Telly anywhere?
The pain. The fucking pain! And you feel like you're being ripped open inside. You are being ripped open. I know.
The pain. The fucking pain! And you feel like you're being ripped open inside. You are being ripped open. I know.
The pain. The fucking pain! And you feel like you're being ripped open inside. You are being ripped open. I know. Did you bleed?
The pain. The fucking pain! And you feel like you're being ripped open inside. You are being ripped open. I know. Did you bleed?
The pain. The fucking pain! And you feel like you're being ripped open inside. You are being ripped open. I know. Did you bleed? I didn't bleed.
The pain. The fucking pain! And you feel like you're being ripped open inside. You are being ripped open. I know. Did you bleed? I didn't bleed.
I gotta go. I gotta find Telly. Don't go anywhere. Stay with me.
I gotta go. I gotta find Telly. Don't go anywhere. Stay with me.
Yep. That's the best way. It's that boom boom boom. Right. You know it's not like... You know there's a difference between sex, making love, and fucking! Yep. Making love is like.
Yep. That's the best way. It's that boom boom boom. Right. You know it's not like... You know there's a difference between sex, making love, and fucking! Yep. Making love is like.
Yep. Holy shit. That's all true? No. I was just kidding. What?!
Yep. Holy shit. That's all true? No. I was just kidding. What?!
Sorry. Dad made me promise not to give you any money until you find a job. But then I won't need your money.
Sorry. Dad made me promise not to give you any money until you find a job. But then I won't need your money.
Hey Mom. Are you sure I can't get any money? Just a few bucks. If I had it, maybe. But right now I don't have a penny to my name.
Hey Mom. Are you sure I can't get any money? Just a few bucks. If I had it, maybe. But right now I don't have a penny to my name.
We seem to have a little problem here? What kind of problem? I think you're lying.  That's what kind of problem.
We seem to have a little problem here? What kind of problem? I think you're lying.  That's what kind of problem.
What do you think? He's got an answer for everything, but he doesn't have an alibi. You think he's dirty?
What do you think? He's got an answer for everything, but he doesn't have an alibi. You think he's dirty?
A few people. Did anyone stand out? What do you mean, stand out? Did anyone look suspicious?  Think! Now that you mention it there was somebody who looked suspicious.
A few people. Did anyone stand out? What do you mean, stand out? Did anyone look suspicious?  Think! Now that you mention it there was somebody who looked suspicious.
A few people. Did anyone stand out? What do you mean, stand out? Did anyone look suspicious?  Think!
A few people. Did anyone stand out? What do you mean, stand out? Did anyone look suspicious?  Think!
Just for that no hint today. Why are you doing this?  You must have some idea of the pain you're causing people.
Just for that no hint today. Why are you doing this?  You must have some idea of the pain you're causing people.
What? You heard me.  Why did you go out to the institute looking for her? What makes you think I was there? I couldn't tell you that.  It would ruin the game.
What? You heard me.  Why did you go out to the institute looking for her? What makes you think I was there? I couldn't tell you that.  It would ruin the game.
What's this? Oh, I put a few games on for your daughter.  I hope you don't mind.
What's this? Oh, I put a few games on for your daughter.  I hope you don't mind.
I know he really likes you. How do you know that?  Did he say something?
I know he really likes you. How do you know that?  Did he say something?
You ready? For what? You told me you'd take me over to Seattle today. I'm sorry, honey, I can't.  Not today.
You ready? For what? You told me you'd take me over to Seattle today. I'm sorry, honey, I can't.  Not today.
Before we go in I gotta tell you this isn't going to be pretty. I know that.  I've seen the photo's.
Before we go in I gotta tell you this isn't going to be pretty. I know that.  I've seen the photo's.
Where were you last night? Are we going to go through this again? Answer the question.
Where were you last night? Are we going to go through this again? Answer the question.
Don't you understand what I'm telling you?  That's why he wants me out of the way. I understand that this is just another one of your games.
Don't you understand what I'm telling you?  That's why he wants me out of the way. I understand that this is just another one of your games.
You have something you want to say? Just thought you might want to talk. About what? Whatever's on your mind.
You have something you want to say? Just thought you might want to talk. About what? Whatever's on your mind.
I love this hotel.  I stay here every time I visit my parents. How come you don't stay with them? Because I love them, but they drive me crazy.  You know how parents are?
I love this hotel.  I stay here every time I visit my parents. How come you don't stay with them? Because I love them, but they drive me crazy.  You know how parents are?
What are you looking for? Nothing.  I just came in for a steam.
What are you looking for? Nothing.  I just came in for a steam.
No. You're not?
No. You're not?
Relax. How the hell can I relax after seeing what I just saw. I know it was bad.
Relax. How the hell can I relax after seeing what I just saw. I know it was bad.
I know you didn't You know, Andy thinks you're doing this. Doesn't that scare you? No. Why?
I know you didn't You know, Andy thinks you're doing this. Doesn't that scare you? No. Why?
I know you didn't You know, Andy thinks you're doing this. Doesn't that scare you? No.
I know you didn't You know, Andy thinks you're doing this. Doesn't that scare you? No.
This letter.  I've never opened it. Why not? Because I know what it says.
This letter.  I've never opened it. Why not? Because I know what it says.
You're going to be late for your match. Are you going to come tonight?
You're going to be late for your match. Are you going to come tonight?
I lied. About what?
I lied. About what?
Yes. Move quickly. We are coming for you. We are in the Fortress.
Yes. Move quickly. We are coming for you. We are in the Fortress.
Am I not worth returning to? Yes. Am I not beautiful enough to be loved? Yes. Even by you?
Am I not worth returning to? Yes. Am I not beautiful enough to be loved? Yes. Even by you?
Am I not worth returning to? Yes. Am I not beautiful enough to be loved? Yes.
Am I not worth returning to? Yes. Am I not beautiful enough to be loved? Yes.
I feel your pain, but I cannot betray her. You will not, then?
I feel your pain, but I cannot betray her. You will not, then?
I just remembered I have urgent business in this direction. What business?
I just remembered I have urgent business in this direction. What business?
Try your tricks on me and I'll turn myself back into a snake and bite you. You and I will guard the fire.
Try your tricks on me and I'll turn myself back into a snake and bite you. You and I will guard the fire.
It's a lie! These walls do not lie! He will betray you. He will not!
It's a lie! These walls do not lie! He will betray you. He will not!
A girl of some spirit, your daughter. A match for your son, I think. A fine match.
A girl of some spirit, your daughter. A match for your son, I think. A fine match.
You were attacked in the forest? Yes. We lost five.
You were attacked in the forest? Yes. We lost five.
I cannot stop the sand. You cannot stop time. Go now, before it runs out. You will come with me.
I cannot stop the sand. You cannot stop time. Go now, before it runs out. You will come with me.
YEAH! I was sure! Come on, tell me! I know him? No.
YEAH! I was sure! Come on, tell me! I know him? No.
...Shit!!  We'd found him. We waited for him to get upstairs and he got out of the window. What shall we do?
...Shit!!  We'd found him. We waited for him to get upstairs and he got out of the window. What shall we do?
You... You knock the code, when you come back, OK? Yes.
You... You knock the code, when you come back, OK? Yes.
May I ask you a personal question? ...Yes. What do you do, with the money you earn? Nothing, for the moment. Maybe it's the time to do something, isn't it? Yeah, what?
May I ask you a personal question? ...Yes. What do you do, with the money you earn? Nothing, for the moment. Maybe it's the time to do something, isn't it? Yeah, what?
May I ask you a personal question? ...Yes. What do you do, with the money you earn? Nothing, for the moment.
May I ask you a personal question? ...Yes. What do you do, with the money you earn? Nothing, for the moment.
May I ask you a personal question? ...Yes. What do you do, with the money you earn? Nothing, for the moment. Maybe it's the time to do something, isn't it?
May I ask you a personal question? ...Yes. What do you do, with the money you earn? Nothing, for the moment. Maybe it's the time to do something, isn't it?
Are you two planning kids? Maybe later.
Are you two planning kids? Maybe later.
Look, I'll see if anyone has spotted him recently.  If I get any information, I'll call you. Thank you.
Look, I'll see if anyone has spotted him recently.  If I get any information, I'll call you. Thank you.
... Love is shown through actions not just words. What's that?  That's not a fortune... You will be rich... That's a fortune.  What you have is a statement. What it is -- is the truth.
... Love is shown through actions not just words. What's that?  That's not a fortune... You will be rich... That's a fortune.  What you have is a statement. What it is -- is the truth.
Why do you polish that thing all the time? You're talking to me?
Why do you polish that thing all the time? You're talking to me?
I do love you... very, very much. Show me.
I do love you... very, very much. Show me.
Walk with me? You like to take walks?
Walk with me? You like to take walks?
I want children. You've just decided, is that right?
I want children. You've just decided, is that right?
I don't know. I think it's a different place for each person.
I don't know. I think it's a different place for each person.
Maurice? Yes. If I die, you'll know where to look for me? Go to sleep Ellen.
Maurice? Yes. If I die, you'll know where to look for me? Go to sleep Ellen.
You know what, I can play baseball with my brothers when I'm bigger. Is that right? You know what... I'm just little now, but I'll be big soon. You'll probably be bigger than your brothers.
You know what, I can play baseball with my brothers when I'm bigger. Is that right? You know what... I'm just little now, but I'll be big soon. You'll probably be bigger than your brothers.
You going on a trip Mr. Parker? Yes. Where?
You going on a trip Mr. Parker? Yes. Where?
Come on Mr. Parker. What, come on?
Come on Mr. Parker. What, come on?
There are a lot of people worried about you. Where am I? In a hospital.
There are a lot of people worried about you. Where am I? In a hospital.
Hello! Hello. Are you working?
Hello! Hello. Are you working?
No, I came here to drink... myself... you know... To death?
No, I came here to drink... myself... you know... To death?
You OK? Of course. Wow... you look extremely beautiful. Thank you. What time is it?
You OK? Of course. Wow... you look extremely beautiful. Thank you. What time is it?
Why? Because... it's better for me that way. OK?
Why? Because... it's better for me that way. OK?
I am planning to go out and do some work. When?
I am planning to go out and do some work. When?
I like it here with you. Let's stay for a while.
I like it here with you. Let's stay for a while.
How'd this happen? I was going real fast down on the beach and something slipped and everything got jammed up. The news is not good, kid. This bit here... see there... it's broken. You need a new  one. How much, do you think?
How'd this happen? I was going real fast down on the beach and something slipped and everything got jammed up. The news is not good, kid. This bit here... see there... it's broken. You need a new  one. How much, do you think?
About ready for another drink? Yes, that would be great. Are you her for the convention?
About ready for another drink? Yes, that would be great. Are you her for the convention?
You have been lonely? I've been all right.
You have been lonely? I've been all right.
Were you with another man? Go to hell. I'll take that as a no. Are we done for today?
Were you with another man? Go to hell. I'll take that as a no. Are we done for today?
Is he always such an ass? He's the top defense attorney in the state. Of course he's an ass. But is he an ass that's gonna win my case? He's an ass that's gonna try. He thinks I'm guilty, doesn't he? That's not what's important.
Is he always such an ass? He's the top defense attorney in the state. Of course he's an ass. But is he an ass that's gonna win my case? He's an ass that's gonna try. He thinks I'm guilty, doesn't he? That's not what's important.
Is he always such an ass? He's the top defense attorney in the state. Of course he's an ass. But is he an ass that's gonna win my case? He's an ass that's gonna try.
Is he always such an ass? He's the top defense attorney in the state. Of course he's an ass. But is he an ass that's gonna win my case? He's an ass that's gonna try.
Is he always such an ass? He's the top defense attorney in the state. Of course he's an ass. But is he an ass that's gonna win my case? He's an ass that's gonna try. He thinks I'm guilty, doesn't he?
Is he always such an ass? He's the top defense attorney in the state. Of course he's an ass. But is he an ass that's gonna win my case? He's an ass that's gonna try. He thinks I'm guilty, doesn't he?
Yes? Would you be willing to stake your life on it? I think so...
Yes? Would you be willing to stake your life on it? I think so...
You ready? No.
You ready? No.
You almost had me fooled. What?
You almost had me fooled. What?
Neither. Why not?
Neither. Why not?
What're you talking about? You're not here to see me? No, silly. I go here. You go where? Harvard. Law school. You got into Harvard Law?
What're you talking about? You're not here to see me? No, silly. I go here. You go where? Harvard. Law school. You got into Harvard Law?
What're you talking about? You're not here to see me? No, silly. I go here. You go where? Harvard. Law school.
What're you talking about? You're not here to see me? No, silly. I go here. You go where? Harvard. Law school.
Sweet Princess, you begin to sound most reasonable. What do you want from me?
Sweet Princess, you begin to sound most reasonable. What do you want from me?
He's getting away!  He was at my mercy! Never show mercy!
He's getting away!  He was at my mercy! Never show mercy!
He's not there. He's here.  Check the bathroom.
He's not there. He's here.  Check the bathroom.
What's that for? Mom said I should. Oh.
What's that for? Mom said I should. Oh.
Do you guys feel like painting? What color? Red.
Do you guys feel like painting? What color? Red.
I couldn't get it to go down. And why was the alarm on? Oh...I set it to see if it would work. You'd better call and cancel.
I couldn't get it to go down. And why was the alarm on? Oh...I set it to see if it would work. You'd better call and cancel.
What are you doing up so early? I couldn't sleep last night.
What are you doing up so early? I couldn't sleep last night.
It's not what I was expecting. What did you think it would be?
It's not what I was expecting. What did you think it would be?
You should stay. I don't know. Where's your dad? He jumped into the ocean.
You should stay. I don't know. Where's your dad? He jumped into the ocean.
He's a freak. You look better without make-up. I can't even take a shower here. Come over to my house whenever you want. I'll tell my mom. I might not stay, anyway. I'll get your back.
He's a freak. You look better without make-up. I can't even take a shower here. Come over to my house whenever you want. I'll tell my mom. I might not stay, anyway. I'll get your back.
He's a freak. You look better without make-up. I can't even take a shower here. Come over to my house whenever you want. I'll tell my mom.
He's a freak. You look better without make-up. I can't even take a shower here. Come over to my house whenever you want. I'll tell my mom.
He's a freak. You look better without make-up. I can't even take a shower here. Come over to my house whenever you want. I'll tell my mom. I might not stay, anyway.
He's a freak. You look better without make-up. I can't even take a shower here. Come over to my house whenever you want. I'll tell my mom. I might not stay, anyway.
Are you sure you're totally into guys? What are you talking about? Josh said...
Are you sure you're totally into guys? What are you talking about? Josh said...
You hate your father. If he tricked me into loving him, is what I meant. You'd hate him for the trick.
You hate your father. If he tricked me into loving him, is what I meant. You'd hate him for the trick.
I don't wanna go. He asked where you were!  He wants you with him.
I don't wanna go. He asked where you were!  He wants you with him.
He won't leave my room. Will he talk to me?
He won't leave my room. Will he talk to me?
Listen...maybe I can get you a year. I hate this job. What are you talking about?  You love your job.
Listen...maybe I can get you a year. I hate this job. What are you talking about?  You love your job.
If she's not up, you can use my shower. Thank you. You're here early today.
If she's not up, you can use my shower. Thank you. You're here early today.
I never said anything.  I haven't done anything. I know what the deal is.  Josh is a pimp. I'm not stupid.
I never said anything.  I haven't done anything. I know what the deal is.  Josh is a pimp. I'm not stupid.
I'm not going! You don't have a choice.
I'm not going! You don't have a choice.
Where are you going? I don't know. When are you going to be back? I don't know. Well, until you know, you can't go.
Where are you going? I don't know. When are you going to be back? I don't know. Well, until you know, you can't go.
Where are you going? I don't know. When are you going to be back? I don't know.
Where are you going? I don't know. When are you going to be back? I don't know.
Where is it? A friend of yours is here. Did you got through my pants?
Where is it? A friend of yours is here. Did you got through my pants?
I know the feeling. How do you become something you're not? What would you like to be? What I'm not. What are you now? Nothing.
I know the feeling. How do you become something you're not? What would you like to be? What I'm not. What are you now? Nothing.
I loved him too much. After everything he did to you and your mom? After everything.
I loved him too much. After everything he did to you and your mom? After everything.
I just wanted to know where Mom was? Oh.  Sorry. It's okay. She needs to be alone, I think. Because Dad left? She's a little sad, is all.
I just wanted to know where Mom was? Oh.  Sorry. It's okay. She needs to be alone, I think. Because Dad left? She's a little sad, is all.
I just wanted to know where Mom was? Oh.  Sorry. It's okay. She needs to be alone, I think.
I just wanted to know where Mom was? Oh.  Sorry. It's okay. She needs to be alone, I think.
I just wanted to know where Mom was? Oh.  Sorry. It's okay. She needs to be alone, I think. Because Dad left?
I just wanted to know where Mom was? Oh.  Sorry. It's okay. She needs to be alone, I think. Because Dad left?
Lock the door behind you. Where is he?
Lock the door behind you. Where is he?
It makes me sad. What? I used to live here. But you hated four out of the five you did. I was here six years.  And I only hated two. Which?
It makes me sad. What? I used to live here. But you hated four out of the five you did. I was here six years.  And I only hated two. Which?
It makes me sad. What? I used to live here. But you hated four out of the five you did.
It makes me sad. What? I used to live here. But you hated four out of the five you did.
It makes me sad. What? I used to live here. But you hated four out of the five you did. I was here six years.  And I only hated two.
It makes me sad. What? I used to live here. But you hated four out of the five you did. I was here six years.  And I only hated two.
Maybe you shouldn't come everyday. No.  Why?  I like to be with Sam.
Maybe you shouldn't come everyday. No.  Why?  I like to be with Sam.
I know they're not much help, but they love coming here, George. How much time do they get to spend with their dad?
I know they're not much help, but they love coming here, George. How much time do they get to spend with their dad?
Nothing is going on with us, is it? Going on? When I picked you up from the train station...what you said. What did I say? That thing about I was the most, you know, beautiful person you had ever known.  What was that? That was the truth.
Nothing is going on with us, is it? Going on? When I picked you up from the train station...what you said. What did I say? That thing about I was the most, you know, beautiful person you had ever known.  What was that? That was the truth.
Let's not do this, okay? I need to know.
Let's not do this, okay? I need to know.
Do you think it's odd your kids don't hug you? Should I?
Do you think it's odd your kids don't hug you? Should I?
If I let everything that should worry me, worry me, I'd be dead from worry. What would you be if you asked Adam and Ryan to run in now and hug you?
If I let everything that should worry me, worry me, I'd be dead from worry. What would you be if you asked Adam and Ryan to run in now and hug you?
You never really trusted me. You live a fabulous life, Robin. Despite you. I never asked for more. That's the problem.
You never really trusted me. You live a fabulous life, Robin. Despite you. I never asked for more. That's the problem.
You never really trusted me. You live a fabulous life, Robin. Despite you. I never asked for more.
You never really trusted me. You live a fabulous life, Robin. Despite you. I never asked for more.
Where are the kids? Sam took them to a movie.
Where are the kids? Sam took them to a movie.
Hey. Hey. You got a dog?
Hey. Hey. You got a dog?
Do you know anything about building a house? No. I guess I could teach you some things.
Do you know anything about building a house? No. I guess I could teach you some things.
What are you doing in my room? I didn't go in your room.
What are you doing in my room? I didn't go in your room.
The door was open. I don't know what I'm doing.
The door was open. I don't know what I'm doing.
You're sure about this? Yeah. You could keep it and rent it out? This is what he wants. I read the letter.  You read the will. He wants you to keep it.  To live in it some day.
You're sure about this? Yeah. You could keep it and rent it out? This is what he wants. I read the letter.  You read the will. He wants you to keep it.  To live in it some day.
You're sure about this? Yeah. You could keep it and rent it out? This is what he wants.
You're sure about this? Yeah. You could keep it and rent it out? This is what he wants.
Adam, that's not true! Yes, it is.
Adam, that's not true! Yes, it is.
You know I trust you, Claude. Yes, sir.
You know I trust you, Claude. Yes, sir.
Claude, mind helping me to the bathroom? Sure, boss.
Claude, mind helping me to the bathroom? Sure, boss.
Claude. That's my name. Claude. That's never happened before. You're cute. You have any money, Claude? Ten dollars. But I need it to get home.
Claude. That's my name. Claude. That's never happened before. You're cute. You have any money, Claude? Ten dollars. But I need it to get home.
I said you're soft. Hey, man, don't ever call me that.
I said you're soft. Hey, man, don't ever call me that.
I think he's hurt pretty bad. He's dead.
I think he's hurt pretty bad. He's dead.
What do you think you're doing?! The man's been dead for two seconds! Don't you have any respect? It ain't here. What ain't there?
What do you think you're doing?! The man's been dead for two seconds! Don't you have any respect? It ain't here. What ain't there?
Don't mention it. Hell, you'd probably be half way to New York by now...
Don't mention it. Hell, you'd probably be half way to New York by now...
You want to hit?  Yo, Claude. Give Can't Get Right a shot. Him? Can't be worse than any of these other fools.
You want to hit?  Yo, Claude. Give Can't Get Right a shot. Him? Can't be worse than any of these other fools.
Better watch yourself Claude, before you say something you regret. The only thing I regret is the day I met you. Well, if that's the way it is... That's the way it is.
Better watch yourself Claude, before you say something you regret. The only thing I regret is the day I met you. Well, if that's the way it is... That's the way it is.
I was sorry to hear about your mama passing. That was five years ago. I know, but since we're talking, I thought I'd mention it.
I was sorry to hear about your mama passing. That was five years ago. I know, but since we're talking, I thought I'd mention it.
Are you trying to tell me after all this time you finally have a plan for busting out of here? Shh! Is that so hard to believe? Don't tell me, I don't want to hear it. It's probably all fucked up, anyway. You don't want to hear it, you don't want to hear it. There's no shame in that. It's too late for plans.
Are you trying to tell me after all this time you finally have a plan for busting out of here? Shh! Is that so hard to believe? Don't tell me, I don't want to hear it. It's probably all fucked up, anyway. You don't want to hear it, you don't want to hear it. There's no shame in that. It's too late for plans.
Are you trying to tell me after all this time you finally have a plan for busting out of here? Shh! Is that so hard to believe? Don't tell me, I don't want to hear it. It's probably all fucked up, anyway. You don't want to hear it, you don't want to hear it. There's no shame in that.
Are you trying to tell me after all this time you finally have a plan for busting out of here? Shh! Is that so hard to believe? Don't tell me, I don't want to hear it. It's probably all fucked up, anyway. You don't want to hear it, you don't want to hear it. There's no shame in that.
All in, boss! Move it out.
All in, boss! Move it out.
Is everyone here? Hey, where's Claude? I don't see Claude! Stay calm, Ray. We'll find him. Claude! Has anyone seen Claude?
Is everyone here? Hey, where's Claude? I don't see Claude! Stay calm, Ray. We'll find him. Claude! Has anyone seen Claude?
Yeah, it's getting late. I could sure use a bath. That's a real nice watch you got there, sir. Fancy old thing even plays a little tune. Yeah, it's special. They don't make 'em like this anymore. Sure don't. Mind if I ask where you got it?
Yeah, it's getting late. I could sure use a bath. That's a real nice watch you got there, sir. Fancy old thing even plays a little tune. Yeah, it's special. They don't make 'em like this anymore. Sure don't. Mind if I ask where you got it?
What's your name? Me? Willie Long. What are you in for, Willie?
What's your name? Me? Willie Long. What are you in for, Willie?
If you fuck me on this one, I'll spare no expense. Understood.
If you fuck me on this one, I'll spare no expense. Understood.
Good idea... kill me. Dude. Seriously?
Good idea... kill me. Dude. Seriously?
Do me. I love you.
Do me. I love you.
All right. Now you keep your bargain. Wait for the wind! Wait and hear the birds sing over you!
All right. Now you keep your bargain. Wait for the wind! Wait and hear the birds sing over you!
Do you have anything special in mind? I don't care... Just get it over with.
Do you have anything special in mind? I don't care... Just get it over with.
Why did you do that??!! I didn't do anything, Francis! They've made us believe that...
Why did you do that??!! I didn't do anything, Francis! They've made us believe that...
You could have called me yourself. But I wasn't sure you'd come.
You could have called me yourself. But I wasn't sure you'd come.
I couldn't get you out of my mind. I'm the most beautiful woman you've ever seen, I suppose? Maybe... sure... Thanks... but I have the choice. Of course.
I couldn't get you out of my mind. I'm the most beautiful woman you've ever seen, I suppose? Maybe... sure... Thanks... but I have the choice. Of course.
I couldn't get you out of my mind. I'm the most beautiful woman you've ever seen, I suppose? Maybe... sure... Thanks... but I have the choice.
I couldn't get you out of my mind. I'm the most beautiful woman you've ever seen, I suppose? Maybe... sure... Thanks... but I have the choice.
You can have any woman in the city. What do you really want? You know. I don't believe you. There has to be more.
You can have any woman in the city. What do you really want? You know. I don't believe you. There has to be more.
What're you going to do? That's tomorrow. I wish I could help you. Maybe you'll think of something...
What're you going to do? That's tomorrow. I wish I could help you. Maybe you'll think of something...
What's that? It feels like breath. It makes everything move. Your hair is moving.
What's that? It feels like breath. It makes everything move. Your hair is moving.
Do you think everything's going to turn to ice? I doubt it. Don't ever let go.
Do you think everything's going to turn to ice? I doubt it. Don't ever let go.
You can have any woman in the city. What do you really want? You know, Jessica. ...But I still have the choice...? Of course.
You can have any woman in the city. What do you really want? You know, Jessica. ...But I still have the choice...? Of course.
What belongs to the people? All this. All of it. What people?
What belongs to the people? All this. All of it. What people?
How long have you been living here? For as long as I can remember. What kind of place is this?
How long have you been living here? For as long as I can remember. What kind of place is this?
Thousands and thousands... as many as my cats? More... many more.
Thousands and thousands... as many as my cats? More... many more.
That's better than gold when it's cold. Thank you.  Tell me -- what do those words mean? "Beloved husband"... "Beloved son"... "Beloved wife"... My father was the husband and my mother was the wife. "Beloved" is a word they used -- to stay together. Stay? They lived together all their years?
That's better than gold when it's cold. Thank you.  Tell me -- what do those words mean? "Beloved husband"... "Beloved son"... "Beloved wife"... My father was the husband and my mother was the wife. "Beloved" is a word they used -- to stay together. Stay? They lived together all their years?
I know...  We're going to try and get in this way. I don't think you can make it. Oh... I did so look forward to seeing all those people. I'm sorry. Yes... Can you make it back?
I know...  We're going to try and get in this way. I don't think you can make it. Oh... I did so look forward to seeing all those people. I'm sorry. Yes... Can you make it back?
I know...  We're going to try and get in this way. I don't think you can make it. Oh... I did so look forward to seeing all those people. I'm sorry. Yes...
I know...  We're going to try and get in this way. I don't think you can make it. Oh... I did so look forward to seeing all those people. I'm sorry. Yes...
I don't know who you are. I'd like to thank someone. It doesn't matter who we are. Follow the tunnel to the end.
I don't know who you are. I'd like to thank someone. It doesn't matter who we are. Follow the tunnel to the end.
What's happenin'? They're comin' with us.
What's happenin'? They're comin' with us.
You okay, man? What?
You okay, man? What?
I like to remember things my own way. What do you mean by that?
I like to remember things my own way. What do you mean by that?
Very strange. What is?
Very strange. What is?
We'll keep a watch on the house. As best we can.
We'll keep a watch on the house. As best we can.
What a fuckin' job. His or ours?
What a fuckin' job. His or ours?
I was here yesterday. Yeah, I remember. How would you like to take me to dinner? I don't know.
I was here yesterday. Yeah, I remember. How would you like to take me to dinner? I don't know.
I want more. Me, too. Can I call you? Yeah... Call me at home. I'll give you the number.
I want more. Me, too. Can I call you? Yeah... Call me at home. I'll give you the number.
Pete? Me, too.
Pete? Me, too.
He'll kill us. Are you positive he knows? I'm not positive... but... he knows. So what do we do? I don't know. We should stop seeing each other.
He'll kill us. Are you positive he knows? I'm not positive... but... he knows. So what do we do? I don't know. We should stop seeing each other.
He'll kill us. Are you positive he knows? I'm not positive... but... he knows. So what do we do?
He'll kill us. Are you positive he knows? I'm not positive... but... he knows. So what do we do?
He'll kill us. Are you positive he knows? I'm not positive... but... he knows. So what do we do? I don't know.
He'll kill us. Are you positive he knows? I'm not positive... but... he knows. So what do we do? I don't know.
So, should I call Andy? Andy? That's his name... Andy. Our ticket out of here.
So, should I call Andy? Andy? That's his name... Andy. Our ticket out of here.
Are you my man? Yes.
Are you my man? Yes.
You all right? We killed him. You killed him.
You all right? We killed him. You killed him.
Hey. Sit down a minute. What's up?
Hey. Sit down a minute. What's up?
Sheila? Yes, there was a man with you... She brought you here... She didn't know what else to do.
Sheila? Yes, there was a man with you... She brought you here... She didn't know what else to do.
Never saw him before in my life. Did you tell the police this? We're not saying anything about that night to the police. We should all forget that night.
Never saw him before in my life. Did you tell the police this? We're not saying anything about that night to the police. We should all forget that night.
His condition? What do you mean? His physical condition.
His condition? What do you mean? His physical condition.
Where's Pete? Out in back. You talk to him?
Where's Pete? Out in back. You talk to him?
I wouldn't know how. You say you haven't seen your son since the day before yesterday? When he went to work, right. What about yesterday?
I wouldn't know how. You say you haven't seen your son since the day before yesterday? When he went to work, right. What about yesterday?
We've met before, haven't we? I don't think so. Where was it that you think we've met? At your house. Don't you remember? No, no I don't. Are you sure?
We've met before, haven't we? I don't think so. Where was it that you think we've met? At your house. Don't you remember? No, no I don't. Are you sure?
We've met before, haven't we? I don't think so. Where was it that you think we've met? At your house. Don't you remember? No, no I don't. Are you sure? Of course. In fact, I'm there right now.
We've met before, haven't we? I don't think so. Where was it that you think we've met? At your house. Don't you remember? No, no I don't. Are you sure? Of course. In fact, I'm there right now.
We've met before, haven't we? I don't think so. Where was it that you think we've met? At your house. Don't you remember? No, no I don't. Are you sure? Of course. In fact, I'm there right now. What do you mean? You're where right now?
We've met before, haven't we? I don't think so. Where was it that you think we've met? At your house. Don't you remember? No, no I don't. Are you sure? Of course. In fact, I'm there right now. What do you mean? You're where right now?
It's nice to know I can still make you laugh. I like to laugh, Fred. That's why I married you.
It's nice to know I can still make you laugh. I like to laugh, Fred. That's why I married you.
What was that?!!! What?
What was that?!!! What?
Let's go home. But...
Let's go home. But...
I told you to stay in the car! Why? what is it? Why did you make me wait out here? I thought there might be somebody inside. Was there?
I told you to stay in the car! Why? what is it? Why did you make me wait out here? I thought there might be somebody inside. Was there?
Did you see that about the guy who chopped up his wife into a million pieces? How could I miss it? The TV won't quit with that stuff. They're gonna cook him. Andy's from Utah. He says there you have a choice... You can die by hanging or by firing squad.
Did you see that about the guy who chopped up his wife into a million pieces? How could I miss it? The TV won't quit with that stuff. They're gonna cook him. Andy's from Utah. He says there you have a choice... You can die by hanging or by firing squad.
Hello. Hey, Pete... How ya doin'? Who is this?
Hello. Hey, Pete... How ya doin'? Who is this?
You sure you're doin' okay? Everything all right? Yeah.
You sure you're doin' okay? Everything all right? Yeah.
I don't think so. Where was it that you think we've met? At your house. Don't you remember? No. No, I don't. We just killed a couple of people...
I don't think so. Where was it that you think we've met? At your house. Don't you remember? No. No, I don't. We just killed a couple of people...
I missed you. Yeah?...
I missed you. Yeah?...
What do you want? Nothin'... You want to go for a drive? I don't know.
What do you want? Nothin'... You want to go for a drive? I don't know.
Sheila, what is it?... What are you doin' here? You've been fucking somebody else haven't you? Sheila...
Sheila, what is it?... What are you doin' here? You've been fucking somebody else haven't you? Sheila...
Hey... Sheila. What's the BITCH'S name?! Look Sheila... I'm sorry... YOU'RE SORRY!!
Hey... Sheila. What's the BITCH'S name?! Look Sheila... I'm sorry... YOU'RE SORRY!!
Yes, it just shows  I don't know why I'm talking to you. I don't know you. Who are you? Okay, brother. Don't call me brother.
Yes, it just shows  I don't know why I'm talking to you. I don't know you. Who are you? Okay, brother. Don't call me brother.
Hey, what's happened to you? Nothing. Why?
Hey, what's happened to you? Nothing. Why?
Yes. I'm afraid it does. Shall we have another?
Yes. I'm afraid it does. Shall we have another?
Of course, the porters will be very well paid - that is, within reason. I'm afraid that wouldn't help. You see, we have no porters here. No porters here!!
Of course, the porters will be very well paid - that is, within reason. I'm afraid that wouldn't help. You see, we have no porters here. No porters here!!
You shot an eight year old girl. Uh... yes.  Apparently I did, air. The hell were you thinking? Well, I dunno.  I mean, when you looked at all the other options... it just seemed sorta obvious.
You shot an eight year old girl. Uh... yes.  Apparently I did, air. The hell were you thinking? Well, I dunno.  I mean, when you looked at all the other options... it just seemed sorta obvious.
Wow... this one's cool.  And it looks just like a shotgun. Actually, it is a shotgun.  Hold onto it-- in case I need it?
Wow... this one's cool.  And it looks just like a shotgun. Actually, it is a shotgun.  Hold onto it-- in case I need it?
So... how'd you hear about this? Oh, yeah, well, you know.  I'm a big fan.  I've read all your work.
So... how'd you hear about this? Oh, yeah, well, you know.  I'm a big fan.  I've read all your work.
When? It would've had to have been recently-- within a few weeks.
When? It would've had to have been recently-- within a few weeks.
What a coincidence, cause I was just thinking about you, too, Jack.  Recognize this? No.
What a coincidence, cause I was just thinking about you, too, Jack.  Recognize this? No.
Found it. Tell us the truth.  You don't just find these things, at least not in this neighborhood.
Found it. Tell us the truth.  You don't just find these things, at least not in this neighborhood.
And they're buying it? They went right to the President.
And they're buying it? They went right to the President.
What? They're inside.
What? They're inside.
Drop some money. Forget that guy --
Drop some money. Forget that guy --
Where are we going? Someplace safe. I have to go back. Why? The other two will die without me.
Where are we going? Someplace safe. I have to go back. Why? The other two will die without me.
Where are we going? Someplace safe. I have to go back. Why?
Where are we going? Someplace safe. I have to go back. Why?
Can't you see?  She just wanted her little girl back. Who wanted her little girl back? The drowning woman.  Anne... But it was too late.  Her little girl was already gone. She died? She grew up.
Can't you see?  She just wanted her little girl back. Who wanted her little girl back? The drowning woman.  Anne... But it was too late.  Her little girl was already gone. She died? She grew up.
Can't you see?  She just wanted her little girl back. Who wanted her little girl back? The drowning woman.  Anne... But it was too late.  Her little girl was already gone. She died?
Can't you see?  She just wanted her little girl back. Who wanted her little girl back? The drowning woman.  Anne... But it was too late.  Her little girl was already gone. She died?
I'm sorry, John, but you have to run again. What --
I'm sorry, John, but you have to run again. What --
-- but he didn't. Then who was he? Just some guy... they found. Found?  Where?
-- but he didn't. Then who was he? Just some guy... they found. Found?  Where?
You don't remember me, do you? We know each other?
You don't remember me, do you? We know each other?
Look at the kid.  In this one, he's on the left of the man in the suit. Yeah?  So?
Look at the kid.  In this one, he's on the left of the man in the suit. Yeah?  So?
Red Ball? Nope.  Somebody's thinking about this one.
Red Ball? Nope.  Somebody's thinking about this one.
Uh, yeah, you mind getting me a piece of that cake they're eating down there?  I'm starving. Sure, Chief.  I think I'll grab one for myself while I'm at it...
Uh, yeah, you mind getting me a piece of that cake they're eating down there?  I'm starving. Sure, Chief.  I think I'll grab one for myself while I'm at it...
Why did you catch that? Because it was going to fall. You're certain? Yes.
Why did you catch that? Because it was going to fall. You're certain? Yes.
Sean -- you're not real. You gotta have faith, Dad. It's a little late for that. Wanna hear something funny? What the hell.
Sean -- you're not real. You gotta have faith, Dad. It's a little late for that. Wanna hear something funny? What the hell.
Sean -- you're not real. You gotta have faith, Dad. It's a little late for that. Wanna hear something funny?
Sean -- you're not real. You gotta have faith, Dad. It's a little late for that. Wanna hear something funny?
Who are you? I'm your son.  I'm you. Sean, wait...
Who are you? I'm your son.  I'm you. Sean, wait...
Do you know who I am? Some -- somebody's father?
Do you know who I am? Some -- somebody's father?
What about the picture -- Fake.  He gave it to me.  Now --  -- shoot me, Goddammit, before I lose my nerve! Tell me, who was it, set this up? If I tell you, my family gets nothing. Who made you do this? Kill me!
What about the picture -- Fake.  He gave it to me.  Now --  -- shoot me, Goddammit, before I lose my nerve! Tell me, who was it, set this up? If I tell you, my family gets nothing. Who made you do this? Kill me!
What about the picture -- Fake.  He gave it to me.  Now --  -- shoot me, Goddammit, before I lose my nerve! Tell me, who was it, set this up? If I tell you, my family gets nothing.
What about the picture -- Fake.  He gave it to me.  Now --  -- shoot me, Goddammit, before I lose my nerve! Tell me, who was it, set this up? If I tell you, my family gets nothing.
What about the picture -- Fake.  He gave it to me.  Now --  -- shoot me, Goddammit, before I lose my nerve! Tell me, who was it, set this up? If I tell you, my family gets nothing. Who made you do this?
What about the picture -- Fake.  He gave it to me.  Now --  -- shoot me, Goddammit, before I lose my nerve! Tell me, who was it, set this up? If I tell you, my family gets nothing. Who made you do this?
Let go of the gun. You're not gonna kill me...
Let go of the gun. You're not gonna kill me...
He looks familiar. Who? The man across the street.  I've seen him before...
He looks familiar. Who? The man across the street.  I've seen him before...
I like it. Thanks.  You take anything in your coffee? Cream and sugar. I don't have any cream.  Sorry. Just sugar then.  You and John ever come here? We used to, every summer.
I like it. Thanks.  You take anything in your coffee? Cream and sugar. I don't have any cream.  Sorry. Just sugar then.  You and John ever come here? We used to, every summer.
I like it. Thanks.  You take anything in your coffee? Cream and sugar. I don't have any cream.  Sorry.
I like it. Thanks.  You take anything in your coffee? Cream and sugar. I don't have any cream.  Sorry.
I like it. Thanks.  You take anything in your coffee? Cream and sugar. I don't have any cream.  Sorry. Just sugar then.  You and John ever come here?
I like it. Thanks.  You take anything in your coffee? Cream and sugar. I don't have any cream.  Sorry. Just sugar then.  You and John ever come here?
I don't have any sugar either. Thank you.  He hasn't tried to contact you? No. You ever heard him mention the name Leo Crow?
I don't have any sugar either. Thank you.  He hasn't tried to contact you? No. You ever heard him mention the name Leo Crow?
I don't have any sugar either. Thank you.  He hasn't tried to contact you? No. You ever heard him mention the name Leo Crow? No, but then I don't talk to John that much anymore.
I don't have any sugar either. Thank you.  He hasn't tried to contact you? No. You ever heard him mention the name Leo Crow? No, but then I don't talk to John that much anymore.
I don't have any sugar either. Thank you.  He hasn't tried to contact you? No. You ever heard him mention the name Leo Crow? No, but then I don't talk to John that much anymore. So you haven't seen his apartment?
I don't have any sugar either. Thank you.  He hasn't tried to contact you? No. You ever heard him mention the name Leo Crow? No, but then I don't talk to John that much anymore. So you haven't seen his apartment?
Since right after we lost our son. You mean after he lost your son. It was nobody's fault. But John was with him at the pool?
Since right after we lost our son. You mean after he lost your son. It was nobody's fault. But John was with him at the pool?
He'll be a minute, hon. You want some coffee? No thank you. You sure? I just made it.
He'll be a minute, hon. You want some coffee? No thank you. You sure? I just made it.
Is he cute? He's okay. Should I fuck him? I don't know. Do whatever you want.
Is he cute? He's okay. Should I fuck him? I don't know. Do whatever you want.
Is he cute? He's okay. Should I fuck him? I don't know. Do whatever you want. He's great, right. Is he great?
Is he cute? He's okay. Should I fuck him? I don't know. Do whatever you want. He's great, right. Is he great?
Is he cute? He's okay. Should I fuck him? I don't know. Do whatever you want. He's great, right. Is he great? He's alright.
Is he cute? He's okay. Should I fuck him? I don't know. Do whatever you want. He's great, right. Is he great? He's alright.
Go finish getting ready. I'll take care of dinner. Yeah? You sure?
Go finish getting ready. I'll take care of dinner. Yeah? You sure?
This is it. Where's Ricky.
This is it. Where's Ricky.
Yes. What is it? You want --
Yes. What is it? You want --
Hi. I, uh, think that's us. Hi. I'm Jimmy.
Hi. I, uh, think that's us. Hi. I'm Jimmy.
This Ruiz guy, what's his deal? Don't know much. I hear he runs a tight ship. Yeah? Understand me?
This Ruiz guy, what's his deal? Don't know much. I hear he runs a tight ship. Yeah? Understand me?
Aren't we waiting for Ricky? Ricky's taken care of. Taken care of?
Aren't we waiting for Ricky? Ricky's taken care of. Taken care of?
We're with Ruiz. Ruiz isn't here. We're supposed to meet him here. Is Ruiz on the list? Ruiz is always on the list. He just ain't here, though. Can you check?
We're with Ruiz. Ruiz isn't here. We're supposed to meet him here. Is Ruiz on the list? Ruiz is always on the list. He just ain't here, though. Can you check?
We're with Ruiz. Ruiz isn't here. We're supposed to meet him here. Is Ruiz on the list? Ruiz is always on the list. He just ain't here, though.
We're with Ruiz. Ruiz isn't here. We're supposed to meet him here. Is Ruiz on the list? Ruiz is always on the list. He just ain't here, though.
Sorry, man, but... Thanks a lot. Don't worry about it. Any time, bro.
Sorry, man, but... Thanks a lot. Don't worry about it. Any time, bro.
Right here's fine. Is that the woman from..?
Right here's fine. Is that the woman from..?
Shit. No new pages. I don't even know where the fuck we're supposed to go. Maybe we should call for a cab.
Shit. No new pages. I don't even know where the fuck we're supposed to go. Maybe we should call for a cab.
You happy? About what? Why you gotta make everything difficult? You too? Yeah, me too. You're a fucking bull in a china shop.
You happy? About what? Why you gotta make everything difficult? You too? Yeah, me too. You're a fucking bull in a china shop.
You happy? About what? Why you gotta make everything difficult? You too?
You happy? About what? Why you gotta make everything difficult? You too?
Where do you think you're going? Back in. You fucking nuts? Work's over. I'm gonna party.
Where do you think you're going? Back in. You fucking nuts? Work's over. I'm gonna party.
Where do you think you're going? Back in. You fucking nuts? Work's over. I'm gonna party. You can't go in there. They know you're with Ruiz.
Where do you think you're going? Back in. You fucking nuts? Work's over. I'm gonna party. You can't go in there. They know you're with Ruiz.
Where do you think you're going? Back in. You fucking nuts? Work's over. I'm gonna party. You can't go in there. They know you're with Ruiz. You got that right.
Where do you think you're going? Back in. You fucking nuts? Work's over. I'm gonna party. You can't go in there. They know you're with Ruiz. You got that right.
Where's the surprise? You want your surprise? Yeah. I want it.
Where's the surprise? You want your surprise? Yeah. I want it.
Yes? Drinks are free, right? Yes.  Would you care for another one?
Yes? Drinks are free, right? Yes.  Would you care for another one?
I'm not saying shit to neither of you. Why? What I say bad? What the fuck, 'Red Dragon?'
I'm not saying shit to neither of you. Why? What I say bad? What the fuck, 'Red Dragon?'
See you later. You really in trouble? Stop. I'll tell him someone else told me.
See you later. You really in trouble? Stop. I'll tell him someone else told me.
No shit? Does anyone want another?
No shit? Does anyone want another?
What do you want? A little Charlie, perhaps. Coke? I've heard you've got the best coke in the States. The shit back home is pants.
What do you want? A little Charlie, perhaps. Coke? I've heard you've got the best coke in the States. The shit back home is pants.
Good morning. You think this shit's funny, Ho? Nah, man...
Good morning. You think this shit's funny, Ho? Nah, man...
Did you just now con me? Yes, sir. Why?
Did you just now con me? Yes, sir. Why?
I told you less paper, less trouble. I'm working on it.
I told you less paper, less trouble. I'm working on it.
Daddy, where's my money? What you talking?
Daddy, where's my money? What you talking?
Man, I'm studying in the man's book. I don't dig half the words. Look 'em up and and out what they mean. Where am I gonna start?
Man, I'm studying in the man's book. I don't dig half the words. Look 'em up and and out what they mean. Where am I gonna start?
Folks are sitting out there today, not next week, expecting to hear our program. Next week, Brother Minister.
Folks are sitting out there today, not next week, expecting to hear our program. Next week, Brother Minister.
That's something I haven't done in fifteen years. What? Sat down with a pretty girl and had an ice cream soda. How do you like it?
That's something I haven't done in fifteen years. What? Sat down with a pretty girl and had an ice cream soda. How do you like it?
I'm in Detroit. I know. At a gas station.  Will you marry me? Yes. Did you hear what I said? Yes I did. Did you hear my answer?
I'm in Detroit. I know. At a gas station.  Will you marry me? Yes. Did you hear what I said? Yes I did. Did you hear my answer?
Why are you looking at me like that? Because you're in trouble.
Why are you looking at me like that? Because you're in trouble.
I thought you said we were going to the movies last night. I say a lot of things. And like a fool I believe it.
I thought you said we were going to the movies last night. I say a lot of things. And like a fool I believe it.
You know that gal? Mind your own goddamn business... She comes in a lot? 'Bout every other night, Red.
You know that gal? Mind your own goddamn business... She comes in a lot? 'Bout every other night, Red.
I better not come in. I ain't stupid. I mean it's late, baby. I know where you're going.
I better not come in. I ain't stupid. I mean it's late, baby. I know where you're going.
Let's go. Why? Is it because of your white gal? Folks say you're running around town with her.
Let's go. Why? Is it because of your white gal? Folks say you're running around town with her.
You want to be the head man? That's right. Head nigger in charge? I'm the man.
You want to be the head man? That's right. Head nigger in charge? I'm the man.
Only a pig could do a thing like that. Watch your tongue, boy.
Only a pig could do a thing like that. Watch your tongue, boy.
A lot of people are looking for you. I guess that makes you the smart one.
A lot of people are looking for you. I guess that makes you the smart one.
[We page him and he calls back on this cell phone.] [What is his name?] [Daniel.]
[We page him and he calls back on this cell phone.] [What is his name?] [Daniel.]
[Hello Daniel. I've got your family and I want to negotiate.] [Mr. Creasy. What do you want?]
[Hello Daniel. I've got your family and I want to negotiate.] [Mr. Creasy. What do you want?]
[The most important thing in life is family. And there you are. You have my family. What do you want?] [I want you.] [This is not possible. But in that house I have money. If I tell you where --]
[The most important thing in life is family. And there you are. You have my family. What do you want?] [I want you.] [This is not possible. But in that house I have money. If I tell you where --]
So what's wrong? Nothing wrong.
So what's wrong? Nothing wrong.
In between you can take Mom shopping and to lunch. Does that sound alright, Mr. Creasy? Creasy. Just call me Creasy.
In between you can take Mom shopping and to lunch. Does that sound alright, Mr. Creasy? Creasy. Just call me Creasy.
Where are you from, Creasy? The United States.
Where are you from, Creasy? The United States.
No. You can drive and talk at the same time, can't you? No. Why not?
No. You can drive and talk at the same time, can't you? No. Why not?
Did you like school, Creasy? No. Not at all? No.
Did you like school, Creasy? No. Not at all? No.
Hmmm? It wasn't a school like yours and there was no Sister Anna. So you were unhappy? Being unhappy is a state of mind. I never thought about it.
Hmmm? It wasn't a school like yours and there was no Sister Anna. So you were unhappy? Being unhappy is a state of mind. I never thought about it.
Do you always sleep with him? I'm too old for him. Don't tell my friends.
Do you always sleep with him? I'm too old for him. Don't tell my friends.
Do you have a girlfriend, Creasy? No. Did you used to?
Do you have a girlfriend, Creasy? No. Did you used to?
You're late. I'm sorry.
You're late. I'm sorry.
Where's my mother? I dropped her at home.
Where's my mother? I dropped her at home.
I'm not afraid you, Creasy. I know you're not.
I'm not afraid you, Creasy. I know you're not.
Good news. You're going back to school. When?
Good news. You're going back to school. When?
I like him, Mom. You do?
I like him, Mom. You do?
I think it's nice he's American. I think it's fantastic.
I think it's nice he's American. I think it's fantastic.
[You only fuck me to get information.] [You only give information so you can fuck me.]
[You only fuck me to get information.] [You only give information so you can fuck me.]
No, Marty, please... I like you. I like you. I been telling you all night, I like you... Marty...
No, Marty, please... I like you. I like you. I been telling you all night, I like you... Marty...
No... Please... No... Please...
No... Please... No... Please...
You got an elevator in this house? We just live one flight up. So I'll call you tomorrow.
You got an elevator in this house? We just live one flight up. So I'll call you tomorrow.
Henry's got our orders! We're going home! When? Any time. Whenever we want.
Henry's got our orders! We're going home! When? Any time. Whenever we want.
Very well, Your Majesty.  Congratulations, Frank. He picked you. No, no, that one.
Very well, Your Majesty.  Congratulations, Frank. He picked you. No, no, that one.
Good morning, Colonel. Morning, Radar. How were things? Splendid, sir. No problems.
Good morning, Colonel. Morning, Radar. How were things? Splendid, sir. No problems.
Chopper coming in, Colonel. Two of them, I'm afraid. Damn.
Chopper coming in, Colonel. Two of them, I'm afraid. Damn.
Huh? Are you all right?
Huh? Are you all right?
Did you write this? Yes, I did, John. But II had no idea what was going on.
Did you write this? Yes, I did, John. But II had no idea what was going on.
Hello there. Well, well! If it isn't the man about town! All set, Ann?
Hello there. Well, well! If it isn't the man about town! All set, Ann?
Looks all right He's perfect! A baseball player. What could be more American!
Looks all right He's perfect! A baseball player. What could be more American!
That's our man. He's made to order. I don't know. He don't seem like a guy that'd fall into line.
That's our man. He's made to order. I don't know. He don't seem like a guy that'd fall into line.
Hurry up, Pop. Oh.
Hurry up, Pop. Oh.
Colonel! You shouldn't have gotten out of bed, Miss. Has he been here? No. Have you seen him? I ain't seen him for a week.
Colonel! You shouldn't have gotten out of bed, Miss. Has he been here? No. Have you seen him? I ain't seen him for a week.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Both of 'em?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Both of 'em?
You must be wrong, Mr. Connell, 'cause he's been marvelous about the John Doe Clubs. Yeah?  Say, you're sold on the John Doe idea, aren't you? Sure.
You must be wrong, Mr. Connell, 'cause he's been marvelous about the John Doe Clubs. Yeah?  Say, you're sold on the John Doe idea, aren't you? Sure.
Go down to the office and arrange for some radio time. Why, D. B., you're not going to fall for I want it as soon as possible.
Go down to the office and arrange for some radio time. Why, D. B., you're not going to fall for I want it as soon as possible.
How about family? Got any family? No. Oh, just traveling through, huh?
How about family? Got any family? No. Oh, just traveling through, huh?
Floor seats. You're my hero. Dinner's on you.
Floor seats. You're my hero. Dinner's on you.
Tell my dad. Tell him what, what do you want me to tell him? Tell my dad I'm sorry about the watch.
Tell my dad. Tell him what, what do you want me to tell him? Tell my dad I'm sorry about the watch.
The Old Guy? What kind of show of faith is that? I want Debbie. Am I gettin' the car?
The Old Guy? What kind of show of faith is that? I want Debbie. Am I gettin' the car?
You signed out twice. I what? Look, why don't you just come on back inside for a second.
You signed out twice. I what? Look, why don't you just come on back inside for a second.
Open your shirt. I'm not wearing a wire. This is just between you and me.
Open your shirt. I'm not wearing a wire. This is just between you and me.
I'm impressed. I didn't think you could do it. What did you have to do, steal them? Yeah. That's not going to look too good on your service record.
I'm impressed. I didn't think you could do it. What did you have to do, steal them? Yeah. That's not going to look too good on your service record.
You ever been in a hostage situation? Only at the very end. How do you feel after a shooting.
You ever been in a hostage situation? Only at the very end. How do you feel after a shooting.
Come on. Let's go for a drink. I don't really like to drink. You have to. It's a tradition.
Come on. Let's go for a drink. I don't really like to drink. You have to. It's a tradition.
Nah, I just throw that in because I enjoy it. So what do I say to this guy? You could say something like,  "Tell me what the scumbag's name is. Maybe we can work something out."
Nah, I just throw that in because I enjoy it. So what do I say to this guy? You could say something like,  "Tell me what the scumbag's name is. Maybe we can work something out."
The 6 horse is last. That's okay. That's his style. To run last?
The 6 horse is last. That's okay. That's his style. To run last?
We won! We lost. We won. How much you wanna bet?
We won! We lost. We won. How much you wanna bet?
How long you been coming here? About six years. My partner took me. Is it always like this?
How long you been coming here? About six years. My partner took me. Is it always like this?
He's gonna kill her no matter what. If I take him these jewels he's gonna kill me and her. So what do you want to do? That's a chance I gotta take.
He's gonna kill her no matter what. If I take him these jewels he's gonna kill me and her. So what do you want to do? That's a chance I gotta take.
I won't stay long. I had to talk to someone. You don't usually talk to anyone when you're hurting. It was my fault. I was right downstairs. I should have gone up with him. Scott, You can't save everyone.
I won't stay long. I had to talk to someone. You don't usually talk to anyone when you're hurting. It was my fault. I was right downstairs. I should have gone up with him. Scott, You can't save everyone.
I wanted to get this out of the way. You got a bet on the game tonight?
I wanted to get this out of the way. You got a bet on the game tonight?
What about Greg? What are you gonna tell him? It's okay. We broke up. When?
What about Greg? What are you gonna tell him? It's okay. We broke up. When?
You like this place? It's very nice.
You like this place? It's very nice.
Stay here, don't move. Scottie...
Stay here, don't move. Scottie...
Scottie? Hmm?
Scottie? Hmm?
Are these yours? Yeah, they are but...
Are these yours? Yeah, they are but...
God-Damn you! Yes, I believe he has --
God-Damn you! Yes, I believe he has --
It's okay. Okay...
It's okay. Okay...
The guests are here. Guests?
The guests are here. Guests?
It's time to wake up. Wake up?!
It's time to wake up. Wake up?!
But what would happen to me?  I have no body to return to. Not my problem.
But what would happen to me?  I have no body to return to. Not my problem.
One condition. What?
One condition. What?
Then you had her killed. Why would I do that?
Then you had her killed. Why would I do that?
Why? It was a test.
Why? It was a test.
To see how long it would take for me to realize. Realize?
To see how long it would take for me to realize. Realize?
I wasn't with you. I know. But you were with me. Not you.  A copy.
I wasn't with you. I know. But you were with me. Not you.  A copy.
What's so funny? This.  No point to it. Why not? Because you'll never believe me.
What's so funny? This.  No point to it. Why not? Because you'll never believe me.
GET OFF ME! BUT I'M YOUR COUSIN!
GET OFF ME! BUT I'M YOUR COUSIN!
Up here, Boss. That ain't exactly been the lucky spot lately.
Up here, Boss. That ain't exactly been the lucky spot lately.
Maybe you better hear what I got to say first. Whatever you say, Boss.
Maybe you better hear what I got to say first. Whatever you say, Boss.
I had everything. Once. So what happened? Life knocked me back. I came into this world flat on my ass. And now you have everything. No. Not everything.
I had everything. Once. So what happened? Life knocked me back. I came into this world flat on my ass. And now you have everything. No. Not everything.
You could have stopped him. Ya never tell a guy about a broad. So you all make the same mistakes?
You could have stopped him. Ya never tell a guy about a broad. So you all make the same mistakes?
I booked passage to London. London?
I booked passage to London. London?
If I look weak now, it's over. I'm very sorry... I didn't...
If I look weak now, it's over. I'm very sorry... I didn't...
Charlie? I'm doin' business here!
Charlie? I'm doin' business here!
You bastards, I said twenty! It'll just be a few minutes.
You bastards, I said twenty! It'll just be a few minutes.
You boys carryin' pieces? You tryin' ta tell me something? I don't come to a meet with a weapon unless it's with an enemy.
You boys carryin' pieces? You tryin' ta tell me something? I don't come to a meet with a weapon unless it's with an enemy.
You're a smart boy, Charlie, but there's somethin' you ain't learned yet. A man needs a family. I know. When the storm hits, it don't pay to be caught outside. I got a place for you. In my family... or in the cemetery.
You're a smart boy, Charlie, but there's somethin' you ain't learned yet. A man needs a family. I know. When the storm hits, it don't pay to be caught outside. I got a place for you. In my family... or in the cemetery.
Sorry, Charlie. I gotta get my Johnson worked tonight. Jesus.
Sorry, Charlie. I gotta get my Johnson worked tonight. Jesus.
Take any one ya like. Kinda early for Christmas, Bugs.
Take any one ya like. Kinda early for Christmas, Bugs.
You're fuckin' crazy. But only on purpose, Tommy.
You're fuckin' crazy. But only on purpose, Tommy.
Who did this? Stu. That was right about the time we met. When he first came in to the sleep lab?
Who did this? Stu. That was right about the time we met. When he first came in to the sleep lab?
DEATH!! I dress up when I want to make an impression. - So how'd it go?
DEATH!! I dress up when I want to make an impression. - So how'd it go?
Stu...Stu... IT'S NOT WORKING.
Stu...Stu... IT'S NOT WORKING.
Oh, please, don't hurt me. I just need to use the phone, lady. Oh, let me get out of your way then. What happened?  Did you lose your keys?
Oh, please, don't hurt me. I just need to use the phone, lady. Oh, let me get out of your way then. What happened?  Did you lose your keys?
Is there something else I can do for you? Well, I'd love to see inside your club. You want to come inside?
Is there something else I can do for you? Well, I'd love to see inside your club. You want to come inside?
So, what do you think? Well, once you're inside, it's nice.
So, what do you think? Well, once you're inside, it's nice.
What's wrong? Mom ... I mean, it's amusing to imagine such a thing, but ... how many of those pills have you been taking? Oh, that has nothing to do with it.
What's wrong? Mom ... I mean, it's amusing to imagine such a thing, but ... how many of those pills have you been taking? Oh, that has nothing to do with it.
Did you like the first act? Yeah. What about the second act?
Did you like the first act? Yeah. What about the second act?
Jim! Just a minute, Joe! You can't say *that* to--
Jim! Just a minute, Joe! You can't say *that* to--
No. Are you? No. You don't go out with girls very much, do you? I haven't.
No. Are you? No. You don't go out with girls very much, do you? I haven't.
Your Honor, this is absurd. The woman's obviously in love with him. What's that got to do with it? Well, you are in love with him, aren't you? What's that got to do with it? You are , aren't you?
Your Honor, this is absurd. The woman's obviously in love with him. What's that got to do with it? Well, you are in love with him, aren't you? What's that got to do with it? You are , aren't you?
Your Honor, this is absurd. The woman's obviously in love with him. What's that got to do with it? Well, you are in love with him, aren't you? What's that got to do with it?
Your Honor, this is absurd. The woman's obviously in love with him. What's that got to do with it? Well, you are in love with him, aren't you? What's that got to do with it?
Oh, that was so lovely. Thank you. You were a lady in distress, weren't you? What?
Oh, that was so lovely. Thank you. You were a lady in distress, weren't you? What?
Sure. I met you. Oh. What's happening about the opera?
Sure. I met you. Oh. What's happening about the opera?
There's Times Square. You can almost spit on it, can't you?
There's Times Square. You can almost spit on it, can't you?
You know, you said something to me when you first met me that I've thought about a great deal. What's that? You said I was a lady in distress. Oh, that What did you mean by that?
You know, you said something to me when you first met me that I've thought about a great deal. What's that? You said I was a lady in distress. Oh, that What did you mean by that?
You know, you said something to me when you first met me that I've thought about a great deal. What's that? You said I was a lady in distress. Oh, that
You know, you said something to me when you first met me that I've thought about a great deal. What's that? You said I was a lady in distress. Oh, that
I didn't think you could come with the party and everything. Oh, I wouldn't let them stop me from seeing you. So I threw them out!
I didn't think you could come with the party and everything. Oh, I wouldn't let them stop me from seeing you. So I threw them out!
The reason why I wanted to take a walk, Mary, is 'cause I wanted to talk to you. Let's just walk, okay?
The reason why I wanted to take a walk, Mary, is 'cause I wanted to talk to you. Let's just walk, okay?
Mary, I'm going home. Are you? When? In a day or so, I think.
Mary, I'm going home. Are you? When? In a day or so, I think.
Well, here we are again. Yes, here we are again.  Good night.
Well, here we are again. Yes, here we are again.  Good night.
You're a fool, Babe. I just couldn't stand seeing him again.
You're a fool, Babe. I just couldn't stand seeing him again.
He'll probably kick me right down the stairs. I only hope he does. I'll put you on another job. You need never see him again, eh? That's the rub. Oh, as bad as that, huh?
He'll probably kick me right down the stairs. I only hope he does. I'll put you on another job. You need never see him again, eh? That's the rub. Oh, as bad as that, huh?
I suppose it's going to be the same old thing. I tell you that dame's nuts.
I suppose it's going to be the same old thing. I tell you that dame's nuts.
Sit over there, will you? Me sir?
Sit over there, will you? Me sir?
How is this, sir? Perfect! Perfect! I wish you luck, sir.
How is this, sir? Perfect! Perfect! I wish you luck, sir.
You can't come up here! Let me go! I wanna see him! He's not home, I tell you! I wanna see that guy! We'll send for the police!
You can't come up here! Let me go! I wanna see him! He's not home, I tell you! I wanna see that guy! We'll send for the police!
You can't come up here! Let me go! I wanna see him! He's not home, I tell you! I wanna see that guy!
You can't come up here! Let me go! I wanna see him! He's not home, I tell you! I wanna see that guy!
I can't find him. You can't?
I can't find him. You can't?
I think you ought to give this matter some thought, Mr. Deeds. Huh? I mean, about the Power of Attorney.
I think you ought to give this matter some thought, Mr. Deeds. Huh? I mean, about the Power of Attorney.
Of course, we don't want to appear greedy, Mr. Deeds. Huh? I say we don't want to appear greedy.
Of course, we don't want to appear greedy, Mr. Deeds. Huh? I say we don't want to appear greedy.
Your Honor Yes? I'd like to get in my two cents' worth.
Your Honor Yes? I'd like to get in my two cents' worth.
Anything else, Mr. Deeds? No.  Yes. There's just one more thing I'd like to get off my chest before I finish. Proceed.
Anything else, Mr. Deeds? No.  Yes. There's just one more thing I'd like to get off my chest before I finish. Proceed.
Nice day out - er, nice night - wasn't it? - isn't it? Yes, lovely. We've had a lot of nice weather lately. It would be a nice night to go for a walk, don't you think?
Nice day out - er, nice night - wasn't it? - isn't it? Yes, lovely. We've had a lot of nice weather lately. It would be a nice night to go for a walk, don't you think?
He talks about women as if they were cattle. Every man to his taste, sir. Tell me, Walter, are all those stories I hear about my uncle true? Well, sir, he sometimes had as many as twenty in the house at the same time. Twenty! What did he do with them?
He talks about women as if they were cattle. Every man to his taste, sir. Tell me, Walter, are all those stories I hear about my uncle true? Well, sir, he sometimes had as many as twenty in the house at the same time. Twenty! What did he do with them?
He talks about women as if they were cattle. Every man to his taste, sir. Tell me, Walter, are all those stories I hear about my uncle true? Well, sir, he sometimes had as many as twenty in the house at the same time.
He talks about women as if they were cattle. Every man to his taste, sir. Tell me, Walter, are all those stories I hear about my uncle true? Well, sir, he sometimes had as many as twenty in the house at the same time.
Better make yourself comfortable. We got a three hour drive here. I'm fine. You're the shrink, aren't you? No, not really. But you do therapy?
Better make yourself comfortable. We got a three hour drive here. I'm fine. You're the shrink, aren't you? No, not really. But you do therapy?
Better make yourself comfortable. We got a three hour drive here. I'm fine. You're the shrink, aren't you? No, not really.
Better make yourself comfortable. We got a three hour drive here. I'm fine. You're the shrink, aren't you? No, not really.
You're early... it's not ready. What happened? My patient had to leave early.
You're early... it's not ready. What happened? My patient had to leave early.
So, what makes you so popular? What's your secret? You like me. How come?
So, what makes you so popular? What's your secret? You like me. How come?
Doc... Lily.
Doc... Lily.
Finally, some common sense... What do you mean? I think you know what I mean. No, I really don't. I think you do. Why don't you tell me?
Finally, some common sense... What do you mean? I think you know what I mean. No, I really don't. I think you do. Why don't you tell me?
Finally, some common sense... What do you mean? I think you know what I mean. No, I really don't.
Finally, some common sense... What do you mean? I think you know what I mean. No, I really don't.
Finally, some common sense... What do you mean? I think you know what I mean. No, I really don't. I think you do.
Finally, some common sense... What do you mean? I think you know what I mean. No, I really don't. I think you do.
We'll take it slow. You'll never feel you can't handle it. I don't think I can afford it. I don't want my dad paying.
We'll take it slow. You'll never feel you can't handle it. I don't think I can afford it. I don't want my dad paying.
I'm not making any promises. We'll turn back anytime you want.
I'm not making any promises. We'll turn back anytime you want.
Okay then... Are you positive your mother's a bitch?  Just kidding. You've got a funny idea of funny. I've offended you! No.
Okay then... Are you positive your mother's a bitch?  Just kidding. You've got a funny idea of funny. I've offended you! No.
...but first, you have to tell me something... Anything... just ask.
...but first, you have to tell me something... Anything... just ask.
You got off easy. Will you wait for me? We're only talking about six weeks. Will you be here?
You got off easy. Will you wait for me? We're only talking about six weeks. Will you be here?
Hey, Skip. Doc. I know we're not supposed to get together till Wednesday...
Hey, Skip. Doc. I know we're not supposed to get together till Wednesday...
Damn! What is your name? Doesn't matter. You can call me Doc.
Damn! What is your name? Doesn't matter. You can call me Doc.
At least you pulled yourself out... Things got a lot worse.
At least you pulled yourself out... Things got a lot worse.
I will give you one hundred pounds to spare his life. I would pay one hundred pounds just to see him hang. Two hundred pounds. Proceed!
I will give you one hundred pounds to spare his life. I would pay one hundred pounds just to see him hang. Two hundred pounds. Proceed!
A bright good morning to all. What are you doing here?
A bright good morning to all. What are you doing here?
Can you swim? Well of course I can swim, if the occasion calls for it.
Can you swim? Well of course I can swim, if the occasion calls for it.
No we are not. We woke him up, and we must try and stop him. We?! What we?! You didn't read that book. I told you not to play around with that thing.
No we are not. We woke him up, and we must try and stop him. We?! What we?! You didn't read that book. I told you not to play around with that thing.
I can't believe I allowed the two of you to get me drunk. Don't blame me, I don't even remember being there.
I can't believe I allowed the two of you to get me drunk. Don't blame me, I don't even remember being there.
He was the last time I saw him. When was that?
He was the last time I saw him. When was that?
It's late. I'm headin' home. Me, too.
It's late. I'm headin' home. Me, too.
Come here. I'm not that kind of girl. Then why are you here? Curiosity.
Come here. I'm not that kind of girl. Then why are you here? Curiosity.
I'd better go. You're a spy. What? I saw him walk you home. Who?
I'd better go. You're a spy. What? I saw him walk you home. Who?
I'd better go. You're a spy. What? I saw him walk you home.
I'd better go. You're a spy. What? I saw him walk you home.
Hi. Alone tonight?
Hi. Alone tonight?
Monica... I was wondering if -- uh -- maybe we -- I mean you and I -- could -- uh -- you know -- get a -- I mean have a... Date? Yeah. I get off work in fifteen minutes. Walk me home? Sure.
Monica... I was wondering if -- uh -- maybe we -- I mean you and I -- could -- uh -- you know -- get a -- I mean have a... Date? Yeah. I get off work in fifteen minutes. Walk me home? Sure.
Monica... I was wondering if -- uh -- maybe we -- I mean you and I -- could -- uh -- you know -- get a -- I mean have a... Date? Yeah. I get off work in fifteen minutes. Walk me home?
Monica... I was wondering if -- uh -- maybe we -- I mean you and I -- could -- uh -- you know -- get a -- I mean have a... Date? Yeah. I get off work in fifteen minutes. Walk me home?
You drink too much. When are you going to take off that mask?
You drink too much. When are you going to take off that mask?
Leave him alone. She's his mother, not yours. We had an off night, that's all.
Leave him alone. She's his mother, not yours. We had an off night, that's all.
Have you ever seen him? How could I see him if he's invisible?
Have you ever seen him? How could I see him if he's invisible?
You know something? Those guys are really starting TO PISS ME OFF! But there's still only six of us.
You know something? Those guys are really starting TO PISS ME OFF! But there's still only six of us.
Maybe you should try a more romantic approach. Like what? Cutting off my own ear? Or flowers.
Maybe you should try a more romantic approach. Like what? Cutting off my own ear? Or flowers.
She likes you. Definitely.
She likes you. Definitely.
We may be getting in over our heads here. This looks like a job for Superman -- Or Batman --
We may be getting in over our heads here. This looks like a job for Superman -- Or Batman --
Where am I going? Through there!
Where am I going? Through there!
My God...!  What time is it? Four o'clock.
My God...!  What time is it? Four o'clock.
The weather is terrible, isn't it, sir? Yes, it is.  It must be one of the worst nights we have had this winter.
The weather is terrible, isn't it, sir? Yes, it is.  It must be one of the worst nights we have had this winter.
Were you in love with him? I thought I was.  I was confused. And now? Now, I know that I shall die if you leave me. Do you expect me to believe that?
Were you in love with him? I thought I was.  I was confused. And now? Now, I know that I shall die if you leave me. Do you expect me to believe that?
Were you in love with him? I thought I was.  I was confused. And now? Now, I know that I shall die if you leave me.
Were you in love with him? I thought I was.  I was confused. And now? Now, I know that I shall die if you leave me.
I know you smoke weed, right? Why you say that?
I know you smoke weed, right? Why you say that?
Hello, remember me? Hell yeah, I remember you. I'm sorry for what my brother did this morning.  They're assholes. It's cool.  You ain't got to apologize for your brothers.  They're big boys.
Hello, remember me? Hell yeah, I remember you. I'm sorry for what my brother did this morning.  They're assholes. It's cool.  You ain't got to apologize for your brothers.  They're big boys.
Delivery! I said hold on!
Delivery! I said hold on!
You too. Smokin' what?
You too. Smokin' what?
Ah damn.  Damn. I got fired too.
Ah damn.  Damn. I got fired too.
I thought you were taking me to see Mama? I'll take you later. When?  After you get all drunk and loaded?
I thought you were taking me to see Mama? I'll take you later. When?  After you get all drunk and loaded?
Hey, what's going on? Nothing.  What you want? Are you going to take me to see Mom? Take your car. 'Take your car?'
Hey, what's going on? Nothing.  What you want? Are you going to take me to see Mom? Take your car. 'Take your car?'
Hey, what's going on? Nothing.  What you want? Are you going to take me to see Mom? Take your car.
Hey, what's going on? Nothing.  What you want? Are you going to take me to see Mom? Take your car.
Huh? What you doing to my nephew?
Huh? What you doing to my nephew?
Somebody close? What?
Somebody close? What?
You shot her? No. Who did? I don't know. The only thing I know about him is that he works for your husband. What? And your husband works for somebody else.
You shot her? No. Who did? I don't know. The only thing I know about him is that he works for your husband. What? And your husband works for somebody else.
You shot her? No. Who did? I don't know. The only thing I know about him is that he works for your husband.
You shot her? No. Who did? I don't know. The only thing I know about him is that he works for your husband.
You shot her? No. Who did? I don't know. The only thing I know about him is that he works for your husband. What?
You shot her? No. Who did? I don't know. The only thing I know about him is that he works for your husband. What?
Are you 'fucking with me!? The gun... What about the gun? It wasn't loaded. I didn't put the bullets in it.
Are you 'fucking with me!? The gun... What about the gun? It wasn't loaded. I didn't put the bullets in it.
What...? Tell me why I miss him. He's dead? That's right. He's dead. Tell me why. How should I...?
What...? Tell me why I miss him. He's dead? That's right. He's dead. Tell me why. How should I...?
What...? Tell me why I miss him. He's dead? That's right. He's dead. Tell me why.
What...? Tell me why I miss him. He's dead? That's right. He's dead. Tell me why.
All right, let's just...let's get security in on this. No! You can't! They're in on it.
All right, let's just...let's get security in on this. No! You can't! They're in on it.
Are you sure? I've heard this speech a lot. Come on. We'll take care of him.  We will. But... Trust me. You asked me for help. Let me help. Trust me.
Are you sure? I've heard this speech a lot. Come on. We'll take care of him.  We will. But... Trust me. You asked me for help. Let me help. Trust me.
Haven't you ever seen anybody kiss like that? On TV.
Haven't you ever seen anybody kiss like that? On TV.
So, come on. You never saw us kiss like that? No way.
So, come on. You never saw us kiss like that? No way.
Yes, sweetie, it's me. I'm tired. I want to.go now.
Yes, sweetie, it's me. I'm tired. I want to.go now.
Can we go now? Not just yet, baby. There's...there's something Daddy has to do.
Can we go now? Not just yet, baby. There's...there's something Daddy has to do.
You got anything smaller? Keep it. It's a twenty.
You got anything smaller? Keep it. It's a twenty.
You said there was only one person you knew wasn't in on this thing. Yeah. You're going to go see her.
You said there was only one person you knew wasn't in on this thing. Yeah. You're going to go see her.
He brought a gun onto the pool deck. What? He got onto the pool deck with a gun. How did he get past her Security carrying a
He brought a gun onto the pool deck. What? He got onto the pool deck with a gun. How did he get past her Security carrying a
Well, is it real? Do we know anything about it? It looks real. I don't know anything about guns.
Well, is it real? Do we know anything about it? It looks real. I don't know anything about guns.
Hey, would you look at this crazy car? Everybody has their own radio. What do you think of that? Everybody does?
Hey, would you look at this crazy car? Everybody has their own radio. What do you think of that? Everybody does?
This is what they call the jack. Hi, Jack! Laughs.
This is what they call the jack. Hi, Jack! Laughs.
That's pretty good. I've done much better ones than this. You have, huh? Oh, yes. I'll show you. I have much more colors at home.
That's pretty good. I've done much better ones than this. You have, huh? Oh, yes. I'll show you. I have much more colors at home.
I'm not a baby. You're a big girl, huh?
I'm not a baby. You're a big girl, huh?
Close your eyes. Why? I've got something for you. A surprise?
Close your eyes. Why? I've got something for you. A surprise?
You got this under control? Yeah.
You got this under control? Yeah.
Get moving. You' oughta learn to relax. I told you I've got it under control.
Get moving. You' oughta learn to relax. I told you I've got it under control.
I'm looking for them. Where?
I'm looking for them. Where?
Come Back. Yeah. Put her on. What gives?
Come Back. Yeah. Put her on. What gives?
He never told about the money. No. What do you figure he done with it?
He never told about the money. No. What do you figure he done with it?
Where's your Mom? Out shopping -- you're bleeding, Dad --
Where's your Mom? Out shopping -- you're bleeding, Dad --
O, she's all right. How's your sister Pearl?
O, she's all right. How's your sister Pearl?
What could have possessed that girl! Satan.
What could have possessed that girl! Satan.
You swore, Pearl! John! Don't!
You swore, Pearl! John! Don't!
I'm hungry, John. We'll steal somethin' to eat.
I'm hungry, John. We'll steal somethin' to eat.
John, where's your folks? Dead.
John, where's your folks? Dead.
Tell me what, boy? Nothin'! Are we keeping secrets from each other, little lad?
Tell me what, boy? Nothin'! Are we keeping secrets from each other, little lad?
She thinks that money's in the river, but you and me, we know better, don't we, boy? I don't know nothin'!
She thinks that money's in the river, but you and me, we know better, don't we, boy? I don't know nothin'!
Now! Where's it hid, honey? I'll tell. I thought I told you to keep your mouth shut --
Now! Where's it hid, honey? I'll tell. I thought I told you to keep your mouth shut --
All right...  Come along. What?
All right...  Come along. What?
O no! Your turn! All right.
O no! Your turn! All right.
About our secrets. No. Why, pray tell?
About our secrets. No. Why, pray tell?
Harry! I was praying.
Harry! I was praying.
Why's she so bothered by a stupid nightmare, anyway? Because he was scary, that's why.
Why's she so bothered by a stupid nightmare, anyway? Because he was scary, that's why.
Guess I did. Haven't slept, have you?
Guess I did. Haven't slept, have you?
Who? Who did that? Krueger.
Who? Who did that? Krueger.
Apparently he was crazy jealous. Nancy said they'd had a fight, Rod and Tina. It wasn't that serious...
Apparently he was crazy jealous. Nancy said they'd had a fight, Rod and Tina. It wasn't that serious...
Nancy, don't fall asleep in there. I won't. Get into bed.
Nancy, don't fall asleep in there. I won't. Get into bed.
You okay? Yeah. Just had a little dream. I'm falling right back to sleep. Okay... You need anything, just call.
You okay? Yeah. Just had a little dream. I'm falling right back to sleep. Okay... You need anything, just call.
Mom, I want to know what you know about Fred Krueger. Dead and gone.
Mom, I want to know what you know about Fred Krueger. Dead and gone.
Your old man thinks I did it, don't he? He doesn't know you.  Couldn't you change? The cops were all over my house.  They'll kill me for sure.
Your old man thinks I did it, don't he? He doesn't know you.  Couldn't you change? The cops were all over my house.  They'll kill me for sure.
What the hell you doing here? Came to make up, no big deal. Your ma home?
What the hell you doing here? Came to make up, no big deal. Your ma home?
You feel better now, right? Jungle man fix Jane. No more fights? No more fights.
You feel better now, right? Jungle man fix Jane. No more fights? No more fights.
Good evening, Anna. Good evening, Ninotchka. Aren't you late?
Good evening, Anna. Good evening, Ninotchka. Aren't you late?
Let's do that. It's a real Paris reunion.
Let's do that. It's a real Paris reunion.
Not funny, huh? No.
Not funny, huh? No.
It's nine o'clock. That's when one half of Paris says to the other half, "What are your plans for this evening, madame? Well, first I should like to take off my hat and jacket.  Then could we have some music? A wonderful idea! Radio or records?
It's nine o'clock. That's when one half of Paris says to the other half, "What are your plans for this evening, madame? Well, first I should like to take off my hat and jacket.  Then could we have some music? A wonderful idea! Radio or records?
Would that make you any happier? Much happier.
Would that make you any happier? Much happier.
He's a waiter at the Clarence, poor devil. You know him. Oh, yes.
He's a waiter at the Clarence, poor devil. You know him. Oh, yes.
Here, please... What do you want? May I have your bags, madame?
Here, please... What do you want? May I have your bags, madame?
How much do you need? Uh, I would say these people are going to cost a million dollars over the next two years ... We could get that. Uh huh ...
How much do you need? Uh, I would say these people are going to cost a million dollars over the next two years ... We could get that. Uh huh ...
You're all set, sir.  Just push this button.  Good night, Mr. President. You know, Al, men in your profession ... you give 'em a pistol and you leave the room. I don't have a pistol.
You're all set, sir.  Just push this button.  Good night, Mr. President. You know, Al, men in your profession ... you give 'em a pistol and you leave the room. I don't have a pistol.
The army? Lincoln used it. That was civil war.
The army? Lincoln used it. That was civil war.
Oh, my goodness ... How about you?  Are you going to win?
Oh, my goodness ... How about you?  Are you going to win?
Yeah, well, as I said, Edgar ... You asked if you could count on my support ... As long as I can count on yours.
Yeah, well, as I said, Edgar ... You asked if you could count on my support ... As long as I can count on yours.
I was asleep, Mr. President.  What can I get you? Just ... uh ... you know.
I was asleep, Mr. President.  What can I get you? Just ... uh ... you know.
We lost ... I know ...
We lost ... I know ...
I'll do it.  No more. Are you serious? Yeah ... I'm out. Is that the truth?
I'll do it.  No more. Are you serious? Yeah ... I'm out. Is that the truth?
It was our dream, too, Buddy, together ... always. Do you really want this, Dick? This.  Above all.
It was our dream, too, Buddy, together ... always. Do you really want this, Dick? This.  Above all.
Why didn't you? You can't expect me to explain that to you.
Why didn't you? You can't expect me to explain that to you.
Probably must be. So when was he here?
Probably must be. So when was he here?
...Be careful. I always am. Don't get hurt. I never do. Don't hurt no one.
...Be careful. I always am. Don't get hurt. I never do. Don't hurt no one.
...Be careful. I always am. Don't get hurt. I never do.
...Be careful. I always am. Don't get hurt. I never do.
Do you have any idea how goddamn crazy you are? You mean the nature of this conversation?
Do you have any idea how goddamn crazy you are? You mean the nature of this conversation?
...You need to talk to me. I don't need to talk to you. I think that you do. Do you know where I'm going? Why would I care where you're going.
...You need to talk to me. I don't need to talk to you. I think that you do. Do you know where I'm going? Why would I care where you're going.
Is somethin' wrong? With what? With anything?
Is somethin' wrong? With what? With anything?
Will there be anything else? You already asked me that. Well... I need to see about closin'. See about closing. Yessir. What time do you close?
Will there be anything else? You already asked me that. Well... I need to see about closin'. See about closing. Yessir. What time do you close?
...What time do you go to bed. Sir? You're a bit deaf, aren't you? I said what time do you go to bed.
...What time do you go to bed. Sir? You're a bit deaf, aren't you? I said what time do you go to bed.
Well... I need to close now -- You live in that house behind the store? Yes I do.
Well... I need to close now -- You live in that house behind the store? Yes I do.
Look... I got to know what I stand to win. Everything. How's that? You stand to win everything. Call it.
Look... I got to know what I stand to win. Everything. How's that? You stand to win everything. Call it.
...An attempt at humor, I suppose. I'm sorry.
...An attempt at humor, I suppose. I'm sorry.
You tell me the option. The what?
You tell me the option. The what?
...You didn't take the product, did you? What product. The heroin. You don't have it. No I don't have it.
...You didn't take the product, did you? What product. The heroin. You don't have it. No I don't have it.
Hey, Sheriff. How's everything? Oh, you know, the usual... keeping the world safe. ...I meant your food.
Hey, Sheriff. How's everything? Oh, you know, the usual... keeping the world safe. ...I meant your food.
I see you're sticking to the diet Betty put you on... Worry about your own goddamn lunch!
I see you're sticking to the diet Betty put you on... Worry about your own goddamn lunch!
If we went out that window right now we'd have a chance... I better go check on them. Wait, Betty... you still haven't answered me.
If we went out that window right now we'd have a chance... I better go check on them. Wait, Betty... you still haven't answered me.
You can start tomorrow. And don't say a word about this to anyone.  Is that issue? Umm... yes. Back home.
You can start tomorrow. And don't say a word about this to anyone.  Is that issue? Umm... yes. Back home.
Something bad happened to Del and me, didn't it? Yeah, hon. Real bad. You just get some sleep, everything's gonna be fine.
Something bad happened to Del and me, didn't it? Yeah, hon. Real bad. You just get some sleep, everything's gonna be fine.
Tell Del I'm sorry. I left so quick, but I need to do this. Do what? I gotta go.
Tell Del I'm sorry. I left so quick, but I need to do this. Do what? I gotta go.
...of course you do.  You don't remember me? I take it I should. I'm sorry.
...of course you do.  You don't remember me? I take it I should. I'm sorry.
What are those for? Oh, it's a charity dinner. The money goes to a good cause, but I don't have anybody to go with...
What are those for? Oh, it's a charity dinner. The money goes to a good cause, but I don't have anybody to go with...
Were you with him this whole time? Oh, God! You scared me! Yes...
Were you with him this whole time? Oh, God! You scared me! Yes...
...this is your sweater, right? Where are you going?
...this is your sweater, right? Where are you going?
He's telling the truth. He doesn't know. Should I kill him now?
He's telling the truth. He doesn't know. Should I kill him now?
Betty, I thought this would be the best way. You know, throw you into it... What the hell's going on?
Betty, I thought this would be the best way. You know, throw you into it... What the hell's going on?
You've got to be missing a piece of your soul to kill someone. That's not our Betty... ...why do you think you have to be missing a piece of your soul to kill somebody? Because it ain't natural, young man.
You've got to be missing a piece of your soul to kill someone. That's not our Betty... ...why do you think you have to be missing a piece of your soul to kill somebody? Because it ain't natural, young man.
Pete, uh, I don't want ya to beat yourself up about this thing... I cain't help it, but that's a wonderful thing to say!
Pete, uh, I don't want ya to beat yourself up about this thing... I cain't help it, but that's a wonderful thing to say!
Hey, baby, you could get sent to war, get your ass shot down. Don't lose any sleep over it. I wouldn't mind being the first woman to fly a jet fighter in combat.
Hey, baby, you could get sent to war, get your ass shot down. Don't lose any sleep over it. I wouldn't mind being the first woman to fly a jet fighter in combat.
Mayo, are those your friends? Yes, sir!
Mayo, are those your friends? Yes, sir!
I shouldn't have done that. I should've walked. He didn't give you much choice. There's always a choice. Where'd you learn to fight like that? I don't feel like talking, if you don't mind.
I shouldn't have done that. I should've walked. He didn't give you much choice. There's always a choice. Where'd you learn to fight like that? I don't feel like talking, if you don't mind.
I shouldn't have done that. I should've walked. He didn't give you much choice. There's always a choice. Where'd you learn to fight like that?
I shouldn't have done that. I should've walked. He didn't give you much choice. There's always a choice. Where'd you learn to fight like that?
Hi. Are those for me?
Hi. Are those for me?
I'd like to come with you. Why?
I'd like to come with you. Why?
Me.  I am. That's right. Burning me.  It's burning my eye. I have the gun. Yes. Remember that.
Me.  I am. That's right. Burning me.  It's burning my eye. I have the gun. Yes. Remember that.
Me.  I am. That's right. Burning me.  It's burning my eye. I have the gun.
Me.  I am. That's right. Burning me.  It's burning my eye. I have the gun.
Me.  I am. That's right. Burning me.  It's burning my eye. I have the gun. Yes.
Me.  I am. That's right. Burning me.  It's burning my eye. I have the gun. Yes.
What?  What do you want me to do? What do you think?  Get us into that room.
What?  What do you want me to do? What do you think?  Get us into that room.
WHO THE FUCK BREAKS IN THROUGH THE NEIGHBOR'S HOUSE?! We've got the Kid!  WE'VE GOT YOUR KID!!  What the fuck is she thinking?!
WHO THE FUCK BREAKS IN THROUGH THE NEIGHBOR'S HOUSE?! We've got the Kid!  WE'VE GOT YOUR KID!!  What the fuck is she thinking?!
Who is this guy? Raoul is cool.  That's all you need to know.
Who is this guy? Raoul is cool.  That's all you need to know.
They won't get hurt. What about us?  What if she has a gun?
They won't get hurt. What about us?  What if she has a gun?
Got her right where you want her, Junior. Shut up. When you said you'd let 'em go I thought she'd come running right out for sure.
Got her right where you want her, Junior. Shut up. When you said you'd let 'em go I thought she'd come running right out for sure.
She's never coming out. Hey. And we're never getting in. Do me a favor and don't talk.
She's never coming out. Hey. And we're never getting in. Do me a favor and don't talk.
Somebody called you? Can we come in? What do you want? We'd like to come in.
Somebody called you? Can we come in? What do you want? We'd like to come in.
May I ask what the rest of that sentence was going to be? Huh?
May I ask what the rest of that sentence was going to be? Huh?
Cut it back a little bit. No fucking way.
Cut it back a little bit. No fucking way.
Something's weird. What?
Something's weird. What?
Fuck him. Don't.
Fuck him. Don't.
Damn it! It doesn't work?!
Damn it! It doesn't work?!
Can't hear a thing. What do they want?
Can't hear a thing. What do they want?
"What we want is in that room. They're coming in here, aren't they?
"What we want is in that room. They're coming in here, aren't they?
We're not coming out.  We're not letting you in.  Get out of my house. Say fuck. Fuck. "Get the fuck out of my house."
We're not coming out.  We're not letting you in.  Get out of my house. Say fuck. Fuck. "Get the fuck out of my house."
Why did the chicken cross the road? What am I, a five year old? Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, why?
Why did the chicken cross the road? What am I, a five year old? Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, why?
If it looks like I can't get back, just close the door. No.
If it looks like I can't get back, just close the door. No.
Get out of the car. What's with you?
Get out of the car. What's with you?
Huey man I got to talk with you... So talk... Alone...
Huey man I got to talk with you... So talk... Alone...
We appreciate your help with this. So what's the deal?
We appreciate your help with this. So what's the deal?
What's up with you? Nothing. You got something on your mind... "brother."
What's up with you? Nothing. You got something on your mind... "brother."
If I'd known you were going to look like this, I never would have put ink in your tea. You call that a compliment?
If I'd known you were going to look like this, I never would have put ink in your tea. You call that a compliment?
What do you mean, old and ugly? You got me beat on both accounts.
What do you mean, old and ugly? You got me beat on both accounts.
Excuse me? I said, I'm not my sister. I know that. Do you? Of course, I do.
Excuse me? I said, I'm not my sister. I know that. Do you? Of course, I do.
Excuse me? I said, I'm not my sister. I know that. Do you?
Excuse me? I said, I'm not my sister. I know that. Do you?
My boys... my boys... you seem to have been well fed.  Thank you for that, Colonel. My pleasure, sir. Please forgive me for keeping you waiting. Apology accepted. Thank you, Colonel... I'm afraid I don't know your name. Colonel will do.
My boys... my boys... you seem to have been well fed.  Thank you for that, Colonel. My pleasure, sir. Please forgive me for keeping you waiting. Apology accepted. Thank you, Colonel... I'm afraid I don't know your name. Colonel will do.
My boys... my boys... you seem to have been well fed.  Thank you for that, Colonel. My pleasure, sir. Please forgive me for keeping you waiting. Apology accepted.
My boys... my boys... you seem to have been well fed.  Thank you for that, Colonel. My pleasure, sir. Please forgive me for keeping you waiting. Apology accepted.
My boys... my boys... you seem to have been well fed.  Thank you for that, Colonel. My pleasure, sir. Please forgive me for keeping you waiting. Apology accepted. Thank you, Colonel... I'm afraid I don't know your name.
My boys... my boys... you seem to have been well fed.  Thank you for that, Colonel. My pleasure, sir. Please forgive me for keeping you waiting. Apology accepted. Thank you, Colonel... I'm afraid I don't know your name.
Don't go in there. Is it her?  Is Anne in there?
Don't go in there. Is it her?  Is Anne in there?
He wanted to, Susan, but he couldn't leave his men. He left us.
He wanted to, Susan, but he couldn't leave his men. He left us.
There are some letters here from him.  Some are just to you. I don't care.  I hate him. You don't hate him.
There are some letters here from him.  Some are just to you. I don't care.  I hate him. You don't hate him.
A long time ago... Thirteen years...
A long time ago... Thirteen years...
And congratulations on the birth of your son. Thank you.  Maybe all of this will buy him some peace.
And congratulations on the birth of your son. Thank you.  Maybe all of this will buy him some peace.
Colonel, let us help his soul find it's place with the Almighty and... He looks as if he's sleeping, doesn't he?
Colonel, let us help his soul find it's place with the Almighty and... He looks as if he's sleeping, doesn't he?
I was sorry to hear about your son. I lost another a year ago, Thomas. He was only fifteen.
I was sorry to hear about your son. I lost another a year ago, Thomas. He was only fifteen.
Seventeen. But it's already been two years and that's two more years.  The war could be over by then.
Seventeen. But it's already been two years and that's two more years.  The war could be over by then.
Put those away. But father, they might come this way.
Put those away. But father, they might come this way.
Father... I killed those men... Don't blame yourself, you did what I told you to do.
Father... I killed those men... Don't blame yourself, you did what I told you to do.
What if you can't read what's written on there anymore? Well, it still says some animal got laid down here after, don't it?
What if you can't read what's written on there anymore? Well, it still says some animal got laid down here after, don't it?
Is he really all right? Yes. Because you promised.
Is he really all right? Yes. Because you promised.
You need a glass? Not at all.
You need a glass? Not at all.
It's Church. I'm sorry. At least it don't look like he suffered.
It's Church. I'm sorry. At least it don't look like he suffered.
Going to tell Ellie? I don't know.
Going to tell Ellie? I don't know.
Almost there, Louis. You keep saying that.
Almost there, Louis. You keep saying that.
That's enough of that kind of talk! I just said--
That's enough of that kind of talk! I just said--
Getting there. I got eggs down here!
Getting there. I got eggs down here!
What's in your head, boy? She.  Goes.  Free. You've got one shot -- and we can't die.
What's in your head, boy? She.  Goes.  Free. You've got one shot -- and we can't die.
Blast you!  I'll throw you in prison. Wait as long as you like. You're setting me up for a double cross, you with the ship, and me with nothing more than your word! Let's say I tell you the wrong person.  What would you do?
Blast you!  I'll throw you in prison. Wait as long as you like. You're setting me up for a double cross, you with the ship, and me with nothing more than your word! Let's say I tell you the wrong person.  What would you do?
So how did you get off that island, anyway? You can go to your grave not knowing.
So how did you get off that island, anyway? You can go to your grave not knowing.
Difficult ... to say. I'm told that dress is the very latest fashion in London.
Difficult ... to say. I'm told that dress is the very latest fashion in London.
I could never forget it, Miss Swann. Will, how many times must I ask you to call me 'Elizabeth'?
I could never forget it, Miss Swann. Will, how many times must I ask you to call me 'Elizabeth'?
There.  And don't you dare tell me that wasn't a proper kiss! Elizabeth, I think it doesn't matter that we are of a different class -- It doesn't!
There.  And don't you dare tell me that wasn't a proper kiss! Elizabeth, I think it doesn't matter that we are of a different class -- It doesn't!
Move away. No. Move!
Move away. No. Move!
I was wondering if you'd finished considering? Considering what?
I was wondering if you'd finished considering? Considering what?
Did you feel that? Did I?  I've been waiting for that for years.
Did you feel that? Did I?  I've been waiting for that for years.
When did you...? Been out for six months now. Really?  What have you been doing?
When did you...? Been out for six months now. Really?  What have you been doing?
Yeah. Well, it was good to see you, Daniel, but I have to be going.
Yeah. Well, it was good to see you, Daniel, but I have to be going.
Oh God, please!  This can't be happening!  I can't be plastic!  A plastic man?! Daniel!
Oh God, please!  This can't be happening!  I can't be plastic!  A plastic man?! Daniel!
I don't believe it.  You're here! Oh thank God. You didn't think I could just leave you? I didn't know what was going to happen.  I was just so worried something was going to happen to you.
I don't believe it.  You're here! Oh thank God. You didn't think I could just leave you? I didn't know what was going to happen.  I was just so worried something was going to happen to you.
Miss Wilson will give you the guest list and any other details you may need, Miss Gallagher. Thank you. I'll go and look for her at once. Goodbye, Mrs. Smith. Goodbye, Miss Gallagher.
Miss Wilson will give you the guest list and any other details you may need, Miss Gallagher. Thank you. I'll go and look for her at once. Goodbye, Mrs. Smith. Goodbye, Miss Gallagher.
May I use your telephone? Certainly. Right over there.
May I use your telephone? Certainly. Right over there.
Will - uh - five thousand be enough? For what?
Will - uh - five thousand be enough? For what?
Yes. As a matter of fact, you failed to mention that Gallagher was a girl. Didn't I? That's funny. Isn't it funny?
Yes. As a matter of fact, you failed to mention that Gallagher was a girl. Didn't I? That's funny. Isn't it funny?
Did you take anything out of those pants? Oh no, sir! What are you doing fooling around in here?
Did you take anything out of those pants? Oh no, sir! What are you doing fooling around in here?
All right, outside! I beg your pardon, sir?
All right, outside! I beg your pardon, sir?
And with it came love! Oh Gallagher, you've got to meet her. She's it and that
And with it came love! Oh Gallagher, you've got to meet her. She's it and that
Well, Gallagher! Glad to see you. Hello, Stew.
Well, Gallagher! Glad to see you. Hello, Stew.
A statement? Good. I have it here.
A statement? Good. I have it here.
Indeed? Perhaps he will do me a great favor. With pleasure, Madame!
Indeed? Perhaps he will do me a great favor. With pleasure, Madame!
Shhh! Do you hear something? Yes, sir. You try it. Me, sir?
Shhh! Do you hear something? Yes, sir. You try it. Me, sir?
What? It doesn't matter. No. I want to know. ... Sex.
What? It doesn't matter. No. I want to know. ... Sex.
Does it look okay? Looks just like it did. And they won't be able to tell?
Does it look okay? Looks just like it did. And they won't be able to tell?
Oh, hi ... I'm sorry ...
Oh, hi ... I'm sorry ...
What? She's crying. No she's not.
What? She's crying. No she's not.
Look. Let's just forget about it. Let's just go to the meeting and ... I told you, George. I'm not going. Sure you are.
Look. Let's just forget about it. Let's just go to the meeting and ... I told you, George. I'm not going. Sure you are.
Look at me George. That meeting's not for me. Look at my face. It's fine. You'll put on some make up and ...
Look at me George. That meeting's not for me. Look at my face. It's fine. You'll put on some make up and ...
Are you alright?  What is it? Rain.
Are you alright?  What is it? Rain.
God, David. Just give it to me! Get lost!
God, David. Just give it to me! Get lost!
I had nothing to do with that fire. It's okay. Not directly anyhow ...
I had nothing to do with that fire. It's okay. Not directly anyhow ...
Are you sure? I told you. I'm like positive. This thing works. We could go home right now.
Are you sure? I told you. I'm like positive. This thing works. We could go home right now.
Do they have an Ocean? I've heard about the ocean. Yeah. What's that like? Well it's big. And it's blue ...  ... It's really really blue.
Do they have an Ocean? I've heard about the ocean. Yeah. What's that like? Well it's big. And it's blue ...  ... It's really really blue.
What's going on? Rain. Real rain?
What's going on? Rain. Real rain?
... Her father. Right. And how did she dress him? ... Like Prince Charming.
... Her father. Right. And how did she dress him? ... Like Prince Charming.
Where's the remote control I gave you? Why? Because you're coming home. I'm gonna put this place back the way it was. No you're not. EXCUSE ME? I'm sorry ... I can't let you do that.
Where's the remote control I gave you? Why? Because you're coming home. I'm gonna put this place back the way it was. No you're not. EXCUSE ME? I'm sorry ... I can't let you do that.
Where's the remote control I gave you? Why? Because you're coming home. I'm gonna put this place back the way it was. No you're not.
Where's the remote control I gave you? Why? Because you're coming home. I'm gonna put this place back the way it was. No you're not.
Where's the remote control I gave you? Why? Because you're coming home. I'm gonna put this place back the way it was. No you're not. EXCUSE ME?
Where's the remote control I gave you? Why? Because you're coming home. I'm gonna put this place back the way it was. No you're not. EXCUSE ME?
Well don't you? I think you should try not to think about this anymore. Really? Yeah.
Well don't you? I think you should try not to think about this anymore. Really? Yeah.
Oh, hi. Hi. Aren't you a little early?
Oh, hi. Hi. Aren't you a little early?
TV repair. TV repair? Yeah. TV busted? Yeah ...
TV repair. TV repair? Yeah. TV busted? Yeah ...
You're lucky. She couldn't come anyway -- Well I'm glad you didn't, thank you. She couldn't come I said. Are you nervous? No. You look nervous.
You're lucky. She couldn't come anyway -- Well I'm glad you didn't, thank you. She couldn't come I said. Are you nervous? No. You look nervous.
You're lucky. She couldn't come anyway -- Well I'm glad you didn't, thank you. She couldn't come I said. Are you nervous? No.
You're lucky. She couldn't come anyway -- Well I'm glad you didn't, thank you. She couldn't come I said. Are you nervous? No.
What's all this pudding? It's not mine. Why's it here?
What's all this pudding? It's not mine. Why's it here?
Come on, I thought we had fun, rich boy -- This is not cool. It was cool last night. I have to go. Are you telling me no? No I'm sorry, now I have to get off the phone....
Come on, I thought we had fun, rich boy -- This is not cool. It was cool last night. I have to go. Are you telling me no? No I'm sorry, now I have to get off the phone....
Come on, I thought we had fun, rich boy -- This is not cool. It was cool last night. I have to go.
Come on, I thought we had fun, rich boy -- This is not cool. It was cool last night. I have to go.
Come on, I thought we had fun, rich boy -- This is not cool. It was cool last night. I have to go. Are you telling me no?
Come on, I thought we had fun, rich boy -- This is not cool. It was cool last night. I have to go. Are you telling me no?
There's a piano in the street. Yeah. Ok. Maybe I'll see you later. Thank you for your help. Thank you. Maybe I'll see you later, when I pick up my car?
There's a piano in the street. Yeah. Ok. Maybe I'll see you later. Thank you for your help. Thank you. Maybe I'll see you later, when I pick up my car?
There's a piano in the street. Yeah. Ok. Maybe I'll see you later. Thank you for your help. Thank you.
There's a piano in the street. Yeah. Ok. Maybe I'll see you later. Thank you for your help. Thank you.
Hi. Hi. Do you remember me, I left my car, yesterday.
Hi. Hi. Do you remember me, I left my car, yesterday.
I'm going to go and eat tomorrow night do you want to go with me? Sure. Do you want to pick me up? Sure. Can I write down my address and phone number for you?
I'm going to go and eat tomorrow night do you want to go with me? Sure. Do you want to pick me up? Sure. Can I write down my address and phone number for you?
I'm going to go and eat tomorrow night do you want to go with me? Sure. Do you want to pick me up? Sure.
I'm going to go and eat tomorrow night do you want to go with me? Sure. Do you want to pick me up? Sure.
Is everything ok? Yes. What happened? Nothing. What did he want?
Is everything ok? Yes. What happened? Nothing. What did he want?
Is everything ok? Yes. What happened? Nothing.
Is everything ok? Yes. What happened? Nothing.
I forgot about that. Can I come home with you when we get there? Yeah. It's ok to ask that.
I forgot about that. Can I come home with you when we get there? Yeah. It's ok to ask that.
Are you ok? I'm fine are you ok? Yes I'm sorry. What is this?
Are you ok? I'm fine are you ok? Yes I'm sorry. What is this?
How you doin' Barry? Hi Walter. How's business?
How you doin' Barry? Hi Walter. How's business?
What's up? I think I got in trouble. A little bit of trouble.... What happened?
What's up? I think I got in trouble. A little bit of trouble.... What happened?
Hey. Hi. I need to talk to you for a second. What?
Hey. Hi. I need to talk to you for a second. What?
Go back to your room. Quickly. What? What've I done? Don't come back, not tonight, not again --
Go back to your room. Quickly. What? What've I done? Don't come back, not tonight, not again --
So you ever gonna do a picture? Not you too It's gonna be fine, Orson. You're gonna do great. I wonder sometimes. You're just scared.
So you ever gonna do a picture? Not you too It's gonna be fine, Orson. You're gonna do great. I wonder sometimes. You're just scared.
So you ever gonna do a picture? Not you too It's gonna be fine, Orson. You're gonna do great. I wonder sometimes.
So you ever gonna do a picture? Not you too It's gonna be fine, Orson. You're gonna do great. I wonder sometimes.
Listen, you come down and stay with us for a few days. Just tell the old man that-- I can't Sure you can, just--
Listen, you come down and stay with us for a few days. Just tell the old man that-- I can't Sure you can, just--
I want you back Fuck you.  You wanted me out. I'm out. I'm sorry.
I want you back Fuck you.  You wanted me out. I'm out. I'm sorry.
This looks done. It's not done. It looks done. I'll take it the way it is.
This looks done. It's not done. It looks done. I'll take it the way it is.
Where you going at this hour? What're you, a cop? I'm goin' out -- business. You fuckin' worm, if you're going out, I'm going out. And where you goin'?
Where you going at this hour? What're you, a cop? I'm goin' out -- business. You fuckin' worm, if you're going out, I'm going out. And where you goin'?
You don't talk very much. I ain't ever talked to a movie star before. I ain't no movie star. I'm just in high school.
You don't talk very much. I ain't ever talked to a movie star before. I ain't no movie star. I'm just in high school.
Are you sure we should be doing this? Come over here. You said never to touch you before a fight. If you let me do it, I'll murder you. Come here. You said I couldn't. You've been good for two weeks...
Are you sure we should be doing this? Come over here. You said never to touch you before a fight. If you let me do it, I'll murder you. Come here. You said I couldn't. You've been good for two weeks...
Are you sure we should be doing this? Come over here. You said never to touch you before a fight. If you let me do it, I'll murder you. Come here.
Are you sure we should be doing this? Come over here. You said never to touch you before a fight. If you let me do it, I'll murder you. Come here.
Hey, you don't say goodbye to him like that. What did I do? You don't kiss like that. Hello and goodbye, that's all you do. All I did... You know what I'm talking about. Don't ever make me look bad on the night of my big fight.
Hey, you don't say goodbye to him like that. What did I do? You don't kiss like that. Hello and goodbye, that's all you do. All I did... You know what I'm talking about. Don't ever make me look bad on the night of my big fight.
Hey, you don't say goodbye to him like that. What did I do? You don't kiss like that. Hello and goodbye, that's all you do. All I did...
Hey, you don't say goodbye to him like that. What did I do? You don't kiss like that. Hello and goodbye, that's all you do. All I did...
I'm sorry. I had to work late last night. Slept at the club. I'm leaving you Jake. Sure, what else is new?
I'm sorry. I had to work late last night. Slept at the club. I'm leaving you Jake. Sure, what else is new?
Hello. Mrs. Doyle? Yes. Jeff again.  Has Tom come in yet? Not yet, Jeff. You haven't even heard from him?
Hello. Mrs. Doyle? Yes. Jeff again.  Has Tom come in yet? Not yet, Jeff. You haven't even heard from him?
Hello. Mrs. Doyle? Yes. Jeff again.  Has Tom come in yet?
Hello. Mrs. Doyle? Yes. Jeff again.  Has Tom come in yet?
Hello. Mrs. Doyle? Yes. Jeff again.  Has Tom come in yet? Not yet, Jeff.
Hello. Mrs. Doyle? Yes. Jeff again.  Has Tom come in yet? Not yet, Jeff.
Get an ambulance.  Don't move. Try to lie still. Lisa -- I -- I -- can't tell you how scared I was that you -- you might -- Shut up. I'm all right.
Get an ambulance.  Don't move. Try to lie still. Lisa -- I -- I -- can't tell you how scared I was that you -- you might -- Shut up. I'm all right.
This is the edge, boy.  This is the end. Yeah. I like you, you know? Buzz?  What are we doing this for?
This is the edge, boy.  This is the end. Yeah. I like you, you know? Buzz?  What are we doing this for?
You shouldn't monkey with him. What? He's a wheel.  So's she.  It's hard to make friends with them.
You shouldn't monkey with him. What? He's a wheel.  So's she.  It's hard to make friends with them.
Hey where'd you go? I'm here.  Shut up. Come out come out wherever you are! Shut up.  Are you nuts?
Hey where'd you go? I'm here.  Shut up. Come out come out wherever you are! Shut up.  Are you nuts?
Who's that? Just a guard. I shot at one of them.
Who's that? Just a guard. I shot at one of them.
I'll bet you're a real yo yo. A what? Goodbye!  See you!
I'll bet you're a real yo yo. A what? Goodbye!  See you!
Ever been in a place like this before? Not exactly.  It's certainly huge. How many rooms do you think there are? I don't know.
Ever been in a place like this before? Not exactly.  It's certainly huge. How many rooms do you think there are? I don't know.
Your mother will be down in a few minutes, Judy-- What? Your mother will be down in a few minutes.
Your mother will be down in a few minutes, Judy-- What? Your mother will be down in a few minutes.
How did you know that? We used to sing it in school.  Don't look at me with such horror. They had schools in those days. But the same song.  I think it's fantastic! We were romantic then too-- Are you and Mom home tonight? No.  Why?
How did you know that? We used to sing it in school.  Don't look at me with such horror. They had schools in those days. But the same song.  I think it's fantastic! We were romantic then too-- Are you and Mom home tonight? No.  Why?
I guess I just don't understand anything. I'm tired, Judy.  I'd like to change the subject. Why? I'd like to, that's all.  Girls your age don't do that.  You need an explanation?
I guess I just don't understand anything. I'm tired, Judy.  I'd like to change the subject. Why? I'd like to, that's all.  Girls your age don't do that.  You need an explanation?
Is this him!? Don't hurt him... Is this the fucker you been writing all year!?
Is this him!? Don't hurt him... Is this the fucker you been writing all year!?
I can't take watching you touch him. I can't take his hands on you. One more day, baby. One more day to Christmas. I've been doing good, though. Didn't have to hit me so fucking hard. Didn't have to throw me outta the goddamn truck. Didn't have to send me down a fucking mountain.
I can't take watching you touch him. I can't take his hands on you. One more day, baby. One more day to Christmas. I've been doing good, though. Didn't have to hit me so fucking hard. Didn't have to throw me outta the goddamn truck. Didn't have to send me down a fucking mountain.
I can't take watching you touch him. I can't take his hands on you. One more day, baby. One more day to Christmas. I've been doing good, though. Didn't have to hit me so fucking hard. Didn't have to throw me outta the goddamn truck.
I can't take watching you touch him. I can't take his hands on you. One more day, baby. One more day to Christmas. I've been doing good, though. Didn't have to hit me so fucking hard. Didn't have to throw me outta the goddamn truck.
Gotta be ten degrees out there. Radio said negative five. Negative five? Yeah. I don't think it's negative five.
Gotta be ten degrees out there. Radio said negative five. Negative five? Yeah. I don't think it's negative five.
Gotta be ten degrees out there. Radio said negative five. Negative five? Yeah.
Gotta be ten degrees out there. Radio said negative five. Negative five? Yeah.
I saved your life. You shouldn't have. He did love you, you know. Nick. He did love you.
I saved your life. You shouldn't have. He did love you, you know. Nick. He did love you.
You... you don't know me -- Oh, I know you, Nick. I know you real well. No, you can't --
You... you don't know me -- Oh, I know you, Nick. I know you real well. No, you can't --
Be more specific. A station wagon in Canada. What's her greatest fear? Her brother. Wrong, Nick. It's drowning.
Be more specific. A station wagon in Canada. What's her greatest fear? Her brother. Wrong, Nick. It's drowning.
Be more specific. A station wagon in Canada. What's her greatest fear? Her brother.
Be more specific. A station wagon in Canada. What's her greatest fear? Her brother.
Why you gotta say a thing like that. I'm just saying. Why you gotta. We were gonna give you a ride someplace, man. Now I just don't know. I'm just talking.
Why you gotta say a thing like that. I'm just saying. Why you gotta. We were gonna give you a ride someplace, man. Now I just don't know. I'm just talking.
That was my card, pop! My card! You hit for my card! I... sorry, Mister... That was my king!
That was my card, pop! My card! You hit for my card! I... sorry, Mister... That was my king!
Follow you where? Down to my car. Why?
Follow you where? Down to my car. Why?
Why did you change your mind about bringing us along? Why do you think? I don't know. I thought I did. Now I'm not sure. I thought it had something to do with me.
Why did you change your mind about bringing us along? Why do you think? I don't know. I thought I did. Now I'm not sure. I thought it had something to do with me.
There was only three of them at first. I guess I lost my head. How'd you happen to miss? They were quite a ways off and the wind was blowin'. I didn't have them to aim.
There was only three of them at first. I guess I lost my head. How'd you happen to miss? They were quite a ways off and the wind was blowin'. I didn't have them to aim.
A man can't help gettin' excited once in a while. That's right, Steve. Can I have my gun back?
A man can't help gettin' excited once in a while. That's right, Steve. Can I have my gun back?
I'm sorry about this, Mr. Wyatt. I didn't know you had a daughter. All right, you didn't know. I can't take her with me.
I'm sorry about this, Mr. Wyatt. I didn't know you had a daughter. All right, you didn't know. I can't take her with me.
Better try a little higher. Now, come on -- you know I'm not ready for that kind of -- Cindy, please! It's a matter of life and death. I'm asking you a friend.
Better try a little higher. Now, come on -- you know I'm not ready for that kind of -- Cindy, please! It's a matter of life and death. I'm asking you a friend.
Cindy, about this whole friendship thing... Yeah, I know, I just love having a guy for a friend. I know, but I've been thinking -- I know, but I've been thinking --
Cindy, about this whole friendship thing... Yeah, I know, I just love having a guy for a friend. I know, but I've been thinking -- I know, but I've been thinking --
Cindy, about this whole friendship thing... Yeah, I know, I just love having a guy for a friend. I know, but I've been thinking -- I know, but I've been thinking -- Listen to me I --
Cindy, about this whole friendship thing... Yeah, I know, I just love having a guy for a friend. I know, but I've been thinking -- I know, but I've been thinking -- Listen to me I --
Cindy, about this whole friendship thing... Yeah, I know, I just love having a guy for a friend. I know, but I've been thinking -- I know, but I've been thinking -- Listen to me I -- Listen to me I --
Cindy, about this whole friendship thing... Yeah, I know, I just love having a guy for a friend. I know, but I've been thinking -- I know, but I've been thinking -- Listen to me I -- Listen to me I --
Stop it! I'm just trying to say I think we should take our friendship to the next level. Oh. I don't want to be your friend like this anymore. Then what are we going to do? You know, walking on the beach, holding hands, kissing, making love... That sounds kinda gay, but since you're a guy, I guess it's okay.
Stop it! I'm just trying to say I think we should take our friendship to the next level. Oh. I don't want to be your friend like this anymore. Then what are we going to do? You know, walking on the beach, holding hands, kissing, making love... That sounds kinda gay, but since you're a guy, I guess it's okay.
Stop it! I'm just trying to say I think we should take our friendship to the next level. Oh. I don't want to be your friend like this anymore. Then what are we going to do?
Stop it! I'm just trying to say I think we should take our friendship to the next level. Oh. I don't want to be your friend like this anymore. Then what are we going to do?
Stop it! I'm just trying to say I think we should take our friendship to the next level. Oh. I don't want to be your friend like this anymore. Then what are we going to do? You know, walking on the beach, holding hands, kissing, making love...
Stop it! I'm just trying to say I think we should take our friendship to the next level. Oh. I don't want to be your friend like this anymore. Then what are we going to do? You know, walking on the beach, holding hands, kissing, making love...
Come in somebody. Can you hear me? This is Ray. What's up? Where are you? The ghost is close. He almost got us. Buddy is hurt. What's your location? I repeat, what's your location?
Come in somebody. Can you hear me? This is Ray. What's up? Where are you? The ghost is close. He almost got us. Buddy is hurt. What's your location? I repeat, what's your location?
Father, are you okay? Yeah, but you might wanna light a match before you go in there.  Did you bring my bag? Yes.
Father, are you okay? Yeah, but you might wanna light a match before you go in there.  Did you bring my bag? Yes.
Man, that one made me puke! You forgot something... Are we leaving?
Man, that one made me puke! You forgot something... Are we leaving?
How much does she want? She could use a hundred dollars. I'll give you a check.
How much does she want? She could use a hundred dollars. I'll give you a check.
I'm tired of being afraid - of waiting. Why wait? I'm not going to wait. I'm going out -- laugh, dance --do all the things I used to do. And then? I don't know.
I'm tired of being afraid - of waiting. Why wait? I'm not going to wait. I'm going out -- laugh, dance --do all the things I used to do. And then? I don't know.
I'm tired of being afraid - of waiting. Why wait? I'm not going to wait. I'm going out -- laugh, dance --do all the things I used to do. And then?
I'm tired of being afraid - of waiting. Why wait? I'm not going to wait. I'm going out -- laugh, dance --do all the things I used to do. And then?
If it is true  there's all the more reason for you to find Jacqueline. And Gregory -- he loves her. He loves you, Mary, and you'll have to tell him.
If it is true  there's all the more reason for you to find Jacqueline. And Gregory -- he loves her. He loves you, Mary, and you'll have to tell him.
I'm worry to bother you. I want to ask you about my sister. Yes? I thought you might know her. She was seen here about a week ago. Her name is Jacqueline Gibson. I don't know no Gibson. This is a restaurant. Many people come here.
I'm worry to bother you. I want to ask you about my sister. Yes? I thought you might know her. She was seen here about a week ago. Her name is Jacqueline Gibson. I don't know no Gibson. This is a restaurant. Many people come here.
Have you ever been on television? Television? Yes. No. Why?
Have you ever been on television? Television? Yes. No. Why?
So what about kids? Kids? What about them? Do you want them? Yeah, actually, I do. But John doesn't. At least not right now. Why is that?
So what about kids? Kids? What about them? Do you want them? Yeah, actually, I do. But John doesn't. At least not right now. Why is that?
So what about kids? Kids? What about them? Do you want them? Yeah, actually, I do. But John doesn't. At least not right now.
So what about kids? Kids? What about them? Do you want them? Yeah, actually, I do. But John doesn't. At least not right now.
John and Cynthia have been... "fucking". I know. You know? Yes.
John and Cynthia have been... "fucking". I know. You know? Yes.
John and Cynthia have been... "fucking". I know. You know? Yes. How did you know?
John and Cynthia have been... "fucking". I know. You know? Yes. How did you know?
John and Cynthia have been... "fucking". I know. You know? Yes. How did you know? She said it on her tape.
John and Cynthia have been... "fucking". I know. You know? Yes. How did you know? She said it on her tape.
How do you pay for all this? I mean, rent, and tapes and this equipment. I have money. What will you do when the money runs out? It won't. Are you ready?
How do you pay for all this? I mean, rent, and tapes and this equipment. I have money. What will you do when the money runs out? It won't. Are you ready?
He just asked me questions. What kinds of questions? Questions about sex.
He just asked me questions. What kinds of questions? Questions about sex.
Get rid of the car when you get your apartment, then you'll still have one key. I like having the car, the car is important. Especially if you want to leave someplace in a hurry.
Get rid of the car when you get your apartment, then you'll still have one key. I like having the car, the car is important. Especially if you want to leave someplace in a hurry.
Anything wrong? No. I don't think so. Well? Supper at my place? OK. But late.
Anything wrong? No. I don't think so. Well? Supper at my place? OK. But late.
BREAKING OUT BREAKING OUT BREAKING OUT BREAKING OUT BREAKING OUT
BREAKING OUT BREAKING OUT BREAKING OUT BREAKING OUT BREAKING OUT
BREAKING OUT BREAKING OUT BREAKING OUT BREAKING OUT
BREAKING OUT BREAKING OUT BREAKING OUT BREAKING OUT
I NEED SOME YOUNG BLOOD I NEED SOME YOUNG BLOOD
I NEED SOME YOUNG BLOOD I NEED SOME YOUNG BLOOD
I NEED SOME YOUNG BLOOD I NEED SOME YOUNG BLOOD I NEED IT NOW I NEED SOME
I NEED SOME YOUNG BLOOD I NEED SOME YOUNG BLOOD I NEED IT NOW I NEED SOME
I NEED SOME YOUNG BLOOD I NEED SOME YOUNG BLOOD I NEED IT NOW I NEED SOME YOUNG BLOOD
I NEED SOME YOUNG BLOOD I NEED SOME YOUNG BLOOD I NEED IT NOW I NEED SOME YOUNG BLOOD
Isn't she lovely? Mommy and Daddy love you, Baby. She walks in beauty... We love you, Baby.
Isn't she lovely? Mommy and Daddy love you, Baby. She walks in beauty... We love you, Baby.
You picked him up and you fucked him, didn't you, bitch? I picked him up and I fucked him. I'm a bad girl. And you liked fucking him, didn't you, you fat little whore?
You picked him up and you fucked him, didn't you, bitch? I picked him up and I fucked him. I'm a bad girl. And you liked fucking him, didn't you, you fat little whore?
Fuck, man. Too early in the morning for that, you know what I mean? She's a kid, Jack. I don't even look at that stuff anymore. That's your problem, Miles. As if she'd even be attracted to guys like us in the first place. Speak for yourself. I get chicks looking at me all the time. All ages.
Fuck, man. Too early in the morning for that, you know what I mean? She's a kid, Jack. I don't even look at that stuff anymore. That's your problem, Miles. As if she'd even be attracted to guys like us in the first place. Speak for yourself. I get chicks looking at me all the time. All ages.
Fuck, man. Too early in the morning for that, you know what I mean? She's a kid, Jack. I don't even look at that stuff anymore. That's your problem, Miles. As if she'd even be attracted to guys like us in the first place.
Fuck, man. Too early in the morning for that, you know what I mean? She's a kid, Jack. I don't even look at that stuff anymore. That's your problem, Miles. As if she'd even be attracted to guys like us in the first place.
We're on. What? She called Maya, who's not working tonight, so we're all going out. With Maya?
We're on. What? She called Maya, who's not working tonight, so we're all going out. With Maya?
You should call her. I will.  See ya! Right now.
You should call her. I will.  See ya! Right now.
Where is Stephanie? Upstairs. Getting cleaned up. What the fuck are you doing? What?
Where is Stephanie? Upstairs. Getting cleaned up. What the fuck are you doing? What?
Besides what? Well... I don't know, just... the wedding. What? Well, I've been doing some thinking. Oh, you've been thinking. And?
Besides what? Well... I don't know, just... the wedding. What? Well, I've been doing some thinking. Oh, you've been thinking. And?
Besides what? Well... I don't know, just... the wedding. What? Well, I've been doing some thinking.
Besides what? Well... I don't know, just... the wedding. What? Well, I've been doing some thinking.
We're on. What's happening? We're going to have some fun. Remember fun? We're going to have some of it. Okay? What exactly are we going to do? I said okay? You have to tell me --
We're on. What's happening? We're going to have some fun. Remember fun? We're going to have some of it. Okay? What exactly are we going to do? I said okay? You have to tell me --
We're on. What's happening? We're going to have some fun. Remember fun? We're going to have some of it. Okay? What exactly are we going to do?
We're on. What's happening? We're going to have some fun. Remember fun? We're going to have some of it. Okay? What exactly are we going to do?
We're on. What's happening? We're going to have some fun. Remember fun? We're going to have some of it. Okay? What exactly are we going to do? I said okay?
We're on. What's happening? We're going to have some fun. Remember fun? We're going to have some of it. Okay? What exactly are we going to do? I said okay?
What the fuck! You said it looked like a car accident. What the fuck!
What the fuck! You said it looked like a car accident. What the fuck!
Look at this! I don't know. Doesn't look like anybody got hurt in this one. Oh, no. Oh, Christ. No, you don't.
Look at this! I don't know. Doesn't look like anybody got hurt in this one. Oh, no. Oh, Christ. No, you don't.
Hey, Miles, I heard you came by the restaurant last night looking for me. Oh, yeah. No. I mean yeah, I stopped by for a drink. Didn't see you. I had class. Well, nice to see you now.
Hey, Miles, I heard you came by the restaurant last night looking for me. Oh, yeah. No. I mean yeah, I stopped by for a drink. Didn't see you. I had class. Well, nice to see you now.
It makes me feel better. Does she ever answer back? No.
It makes me feel better. Does she ever answer back? No.
Do you think it's a possibility? Yes. How can you say that? That wasn't the answer you wanted?
Do you think it's a possibility? Yes. How can you say that? That wasn't the answer you wanted?
I'm surprised to see you out here tonight. I just came out to say goodbye. Goodbye?
I'm surprised to see you out here tonight. I just came out to say goodbye. Goodbye?
Maybe I ought to throw you in jail too. Then you could be with all your friends. I haven't done anything. I want you out of town before the hanging.
Maybe I ought to throw you in jail too. Then you could be with all your friends. I haven't done anything. I want you out of town before the hanging.
Hannah's a smart, pretty woman, but she's got a hard idea for living. Yeah? All I'm saying is, you won't trip over me if you look her up.
Hannah's a smart, pretty woman, but she's got a hard idea for living. Yeah? All I'm saying is, you won't trip over me if you look her up.
This a friend of yours? He is now. Who is he?
This a friend of yours? He is now. Who is he?
What are you talking about? I'm done talking. Get out. You can't do this.
What are you talking about? I'm done talking. Get out. You can't do this.
Appreciate the loan. I'm good for it. Let's talk about that.  I'm looking for some men. I've given that up. So have I. I've got a legitimate job now. I can use a guy like you. You've got a legitimate job. Yes, sir. You wouldn't believe it.
Appreciate the loan. I'm good for it. Let's talk about that.  I'm looking for some men. I've given that up. So have I. I've got a legitimate job now. I can use a guy like you. You've got a legitimate job. Yes, sir. You wouldn't believe it.
Appreciate the loan. I'm good for it. Let's talk about that.  I'm looking for some men. I've given that up. So have I. I've got a legitimate job now. I can use a guy like you.
Appreciate the loan. I'm good for it. Let's talk about that.  I'm looking for some men. I've given that up. So have I. I've got a legitimate job now. I can use a guy like you.
Appreciate the loan. I'm good for it. Let's talk about that.  I'm looking for some men. I've given that up. So have I. I've got a legitimate job now. I can use a guy like you. You've got a legitimate job.
Appreciate the loan. I'm good for it. Let's talk about that.  I'm looking for some men. I've given that up. So have I. I've got a legitimate job now. I can use a guy like you. You've got a legitimate job.
I'm going to have to look into this. Yeah, maybe I will too. I thought we talked about that.
I'm going to have to look into this. Yeah, maybe I will too. I thought we talked about that.
She was there.  She didn't by any chance happen to mention me? She said you were very beautiful. Really? Elaine, what are you doing tonight? Would you like to go somewhere -- dinner? I'd love to.  But aren't you supposed to meet up with Simone?
She was there.  She didn't by any chance happen to mention me? She said you were very beautiful. Really? Elaine, what are you doing tonight? Would you like to go somewhere -- dinner? I'd love to.  But aren't you supposed to meet up with Simone?
She was there.  She didn't by any chance happen to mention me? She said you were very beautiful. Really? Elaine, what are you doing tonight? Would you like to go somewhere -- dinner?
She was there.  She didn't by any chance happen to mention me? She said you were very beautiful. Really? Elaine, what are you doing tonight? Would you like to go somewhere -- dinner?
Thank you!  I don't know how you did it but thank you. Don't thank us too fast, Viktor. You know what we have to do? Why stop at one character when you can have a whole cast?
Thank you!  I don't know how you did it but thank you. Don't thank us too fast, Viktor. You know what we have to do? Why stop at one character when you can have a whole cast?
Hello? Hello, is this Elaine? Yes -- oh my, God.  Is that you, Simone?!  I've been wanting to talk to you. Well, here I am.  You look pretty today.  Red suits you. Where are you?
Hello? Hello, is this Elaine? Yes -- oh my, God.  Is that you, Simone?!  I've been wanting to talk to you. Well, here I am.  You look pretty today.  Red suits you. Where are you?
Hello? Hello, is this Elaine? Yes -- oh my, God.  Is that you, Simone?!  I've been wanting to talk to you. Well, here I am.  You look pretty today.  Red suits you.
Hello? Hello, is this Elaine? Yes -- oh my, God.  Is that you, Simone?!  I've been wanting to talk to you. Well, here I am.  You look pretty today.  Red suits you.
Okay, Dad. If anyone asks about Simone -- -- I know, I don't know anything. Exactly.  Don't you wonder where I'm really hiding Simone?
Okay, Dad. If anyone asks about Simone -- -- I know, I don't know anything. Exactly.  Don't you wonder where I'm really hiding Simone?
You ever tell her about how it is with Tommy? I don't tell her a thing. Why? Cause she doesn't look at me like everybody and I don't want her to. I don't want her to know. Know what?
You ever tell her about how it is with Tommy? I don't tell her a thing. Why? Cause she doesn't look at me like everybody and I don't want her to. I don't want her to know. Know what?
You ever tell her about how it is with Tommy? I don't tell her a thing. Why? Cause she doesn't look at me like everybody and I don't want her to. I don't want her to know.
You ever tell her about how it is with Tommy? I don't tell her a thing. Why? Cause she doesn't look at me like everybody and I don't want her to. I don't want her to know.
That isn't magic. What? You just kept the penny in that hand the whole time...
That isn't magic. What? You just kept the penny in that hand the whole time...
Can I ask you then? Yes. What do you want more than anything? I don't know. I told you what I want. I don't know, Cole.
Can I ask you then? Yes. What do you want more than anything? I don't know. I told you what I want. I don't know, Cole.
Can I ask you then? Yes. What do you want more than anything? I don't know.
Can I ask you then? Yes. What do you want more than anything? I don't know.
Can I ask you then? Yes. What do you want more than anything? I don't know. I told you what I want.
Can I ask you then? Yes. What do you want more than anything? I don't know. I told you what I want.
You know that accident up there? Yeah. Someone got hurt. They did? A lady. She died.
You know that accident up there? Yeah. Someone got hurt. They did? A lady. She died.
You know that accident up there? Yeah. Someone got hurt. They did?
You know that accident up there? Yeah. Someone got hurt. They did?
Cole, you're scaring me. They scare me too sometimes. They? Dead people. Dead people?
Cole, you're scaring me. They scare me too sometimes. They? Dead people. Dead people?
Cole, you're scaring me. They scare me too sometimes. They? Dead people.
Cole, you're scaring me. They scare me too sometimes. They? Dead people.
Maybe you don't want to remember. What are you talking about? 'Course, it's none of my business.
Maybe you don't want to remember. What are you talking about? 'Course, it's none of my business.
Hey! Don't use all the hot water! Keep your shirt on! I'm almost done! Bitch.
Hey! Don't use all the hot water! Keep your shirt on! I'm almost done! Bitch.
My father and I don't exactly see eye to eye. About what? Name something. Then why go back now?
My father and I don't exactly see eye to eye. About what? Name something. Then why go back now?
Where are you going? I'm just some big clown to you, ain't I? That's not true -- Where are you--?
Where are you going? I'm just some big clown to you, ain't I? That's not true -- Where are you--?
You know this guy, don't you? I've never seen him before in my life. I'm just trying to help you out. By stealing my car? I would've come back for you. Yeah.
You know this guy, don't you? I've never seen him before in my life. I'm just trying to help you out. By stealing my car? I would've come back for you. Yeah.
You know this guy, don't you? I've never seen him before in my life. I'm just trying to help you out. By stealing my car? I would've come back for you.
You know this guy, don't you? I've never seen him before in my life. I'm just trying to help you out. By stealing my car? I would've come back for you.
What do you want me to do, Hot Pants? Beg? Yes. I'm begging. I want you to know I'm doing this against my better instincts.
What do you want me to do, Hot Pants? Beg? Yes. I'm begging. I want you to know I'm doing this against my better instincts.
What do you want me to do, Hot Pants? Beg? Yes. I'm begging. I want you to know I'm doing this against my better instincts. But you'll do it?
What do you want me to do, Hot Pants? Beg? Yes. I'm begging. I want you to know I'm doing this against my better instincts. But you'll do it?
What do you want me to do, Hot Pants? Beg? Yes. I'm begging. I want you to know I'm doing this against my better instincts. But you'll do it? I'll do it.
What do you want me to do, Hot Pants? Beg? Yes. I'm begging. I want you to know I'm doing this against my better instincts. But you'll do it? I'll do it.
How bad? Mortal. No.
How bad? Mortal. No.
Yeah, shit -- hell, you're right. I'm sorry. You shot me and murdered my friends. I did. We -- yeah, I know. And threw us into the lake.
Yeah, shit -- hell, you're right. I'm sorry. You shot me and murdered my friends. I did. We -- yeah, I know. And threw us into the lake.
Don't. Why? I don't know.  I can't be alone.
Don't. Why? I don't know.  I can't be alone.
Not a very happy poem. You didn't look very happy. I wasn't. And tonight?
Not a very happy poem. You didn't look very happy. I wasn't. And tonight?
But we fought. Yes.  Especially toward the end. Why did she do it? You... she said I didn't love her. Was she right? No.  I love you.
But we fought. Yes.  Especially toward the end. Why did she do it? You... she said I didn't love her. Was she right? No.  I love you.
But we fought. Yes.  Especially toward the end. Why did she do it? You... she said I didn't love her.
But we fought. Yes.  Especially toward the end. Why did she do it? You... she said I didn't love her.
But we fought. Yes.  Especially toward the end. Why did she do it? You... she said I didn't love her. Was she right?
But we fought. Yes.  Especially toward the end. Why did she do it? You... she said I didn't love her. Was she right?
Where did you go before? When? Last night.  You were talking to someone in the corridor.
Where did you go before? When? Last night.  You were talking to someone in the corridor.
I guess I'm supposed to do it in the morning.  Identify him. Sooner, the better. He said he'd kill me. Big talk... Desperate guy.
I guess I'm supposed to do it in the morning.  Identify him. Sooner, the better. He said he'd kill me. Big talk... Desperate guy.
Claire? What do you want? Open the door, will you? I can't open it.
Claire? What do you want? Open the door, will you? I can't open it.
You told me I'm safe?  I'm going for a walk in the park. Claire, will you calm down? I'm perfectly calm, I'm a normal human being.  I'm going for a walk in the park.
You told me I'm safe?  I'm going for a walk in the park. Claire, will you calm down? I'm perfectly calm, I'm a normal human being.  I'm going for a walk in the park.
What a memory. Do you dance? Do you? Pretty bad.
What a memory. Do you dance? Do you? Pretty bad.
How long you going away for? Long enough. "For"...?
How long you going away for? Long enough. "For"...?
You still going away? I don't know... You don't have to, now.
You still going away? I don't know... You don't have to, now.
Hello, Claire.  How extraordinary that you came. It was something my father always liked me to do. You're planning to speak? Not if you don't want me to. Well, of course, we'd be... honored...
Hello, Claire.  How extraordinary that you came. It was something my father always liked me to do. You're planning to speak? Not if you don't want me to. Well, of course, we'd be... honored...
Hello, Claire.  How extraordinary that you came. It was something my father always liked me to do. You're planning to speak? Not if you don't want me to.
Hello, Claire.  How extraordinary that you came. It was something my father always liked me to do. You're planning to speak? Not if you don't want me to.
Coming to bed? Few minutes.  Want to catch the news. Should I wait up?  We've got to get up early for the beach tomorrow.
Coming to bed? Few minutes.  Want to catch the news. Should I wait up?  We've got to get up early for the beach tomorrow.
Mike, take it easy... Take it easy!  I set her up.  I saw it coming. It's not your fault.  Mike, please get off the case. It is my fault!  I'm responsible for her! Did you hear what I said?
Mike, take it easy... Take it easy!  I set her up.  I saw it coming. It's not your fault.  Mike, please get off the case. It is my fault!  I'm responsible for her! Did you hear what I said?
Mike, take it easy... Take it easy!  I set her up.  I saw it coming. It's not your fault.  Mike, please get off the case. It is my fault!  I'm responsible for her!
Mike, take it easy... Take it easy!  I set her up.  I saw it coming. It's not your fault.  Mike, please get off the case. It is my fault!  I'm responsible for her!
What did you do tonight? I watched TV. What did you watch?
What did you do tonight? I watched TV. What did you watch?
Here you go, Pete. Uh, Uncle Ben, I-- What, want a glass?
Here you go, Pete. Uh, Uncle Ben, I-- What, want a glass?
Maybe I was hiding.  For years, I never told Ben the one important thing. He knew. Some things you should say anyway. Even if they're not clever. Even if you've heard them a million times in every stupid pop song ever written. What if you get hurt?
Maybe I was hiding.  For years, I never told Ben the one important thing. He knew. Some things you should say anyway. Even if they're not clever. Even if you've heard them a million times in every stupid pop song ever written. What if you get hurt?
Maybe I was hiding.  For years, I never told Ben the one important thing. He knew. Some things you should say anyway. Even if they're not clever.
Maybe I was hiding.  For years, I never told Ben the one important thing. He knew. Some things you should say anyway. Even if they're not clever.
Maybe I was hiding.  For years, I never told Ben the one important thing. He knew. Some things you should say anyway. Even if they're not clever. Even if you've heard them a million times in every stupid pop song ever written.
Maybe I was hiding.  For years, I never told Ben the one important thing. He knew. Some things you should say anyway. Even if they're not clever. Even if you've heard them a million times in every stupid pop song ever written.
Come on, Animal -- let's trip the light fantastic! Let me alone. You're crying, Animal. It's that song, Harry! You don't want to cry over a dame that doesn't even know you're alive! Snap out of it!
Come on, Animal -- let's trip the light fantastic! Let me alone. You're crying, Animal. It's that song, Harry! You don't want to cry over a dame that doesn't even know you're alive! Snap out of it!
Come on, Animal -- let's trip the light fantastic! Let me alone. You're crying, Animal. It's that song, Harry!
Come on, Animal -- let's trip the light fantastic! Let me alone. You're crying, Animal. It's that song, Harry!
Captain of the Enterprise, huh? That's right. Close to retirement?
Captain of the Enterprise, huh? That's right. Close to retirement?
I'll find a way to contact the Enterprise. You're going to be all right. Did we do it? Did we make a difference? Yes.  Thank you.
I'll find a way to contact the Enterprise. You're going to be all right. Did we do it? Did we make a difference? Yes.  Thank you.
What about Spock? I am not sure. Only time will answer.  Kirk. I thank you. What you have done is -- What I have done, I had to do. But at what cost? Your ship... Your son.
What about Spock? I am not sure. Only time will answer.  Kirk. I thank you. What you have done is -- What I have done, I had to do. But at what cost? Your ship... Your son.
What are you looking at? The Admiral's son. Don't you believe it.
What are you looking at? The Admiral's son. Don't you believe it.
Wanna try it from the top? Tell me when the whales are going to be released? ... Who are you?
Wanna try it from the top? Tell me when the whales are going to be released? ... Who are you?
Admiral, may I suggest that Dr. McCoy is correct. We must help Chekov. Is that the logical thing to do, Spock...? No, Admiral... But is the human thing to do.
Admiral, may I suggest that Dr. McCoy is correct. We must help Chekov. Is that the logical thing to do, Spock...? No, Admiral... But is the human thing to do.
Stand by, sir. Miracle worker at work... Mr. Scott, don't make jokes, we are in danger of - Full power, sir.
Stand by, sir. Miracle worker at work... Mr. Scott, don't make jokes, we are in danger of - Full power, sir.
With pleasure. Well, that's different. If you'll follow me, Professor -- I will. Can my assistant come, too?
With pleasure. Well, that's different. If you'll follow me, Professor -- I will. Can my assistant come, too?
You haven't done that in a long time... What...? What you're doing to my neck...
You haven't done that in a long time... What...? What you're doing to my neck...
No. I will not betray my friends. They're not your friends... they've held you back... kept you from your destiny... That is not true. They have tried to help me. Have they given you what I have given you? Did they even try?
No. I will not betray my friends. They're not your friends... they've held you back... kept you from your destiny... That is not true. They have tried to help me. Have they given you what I have given you? Did they even try?
Where are you from most recently? California. San Francisco. Beautiful city. Used to be, anyway. I didn't think anyone still lived there.
Where are you from most recently? California. San Francisco. Beautiful city. Used to be, anyway. I didn't think anyone still lived there.
Ruby... I need to talk to you about those photographs. It's very important. I'm sure it is. But it'll have to wait until tomorrow. It can't wait until tomorrow...
Ruby... I need to talk to you about those photographs. It's very important. I'm sure it is. But it'll have to wait until tomorrow. It can't wait until tomorrow...
Stand down your weapons. Captain, if -- Stand DOWN, Mr. Scott. All stop. That's an order.
Stand down your weapons. Captain, if -- Stand DOWN, Mr. Scott. All stop. That's an order.
Captain -- I might have a way to find them. Counselor? The one thing he may have forgotten in the course of battle: me.
Captain -- I might have a way to find them. Counselor? The one thing he may have forgotten in the course of battle: me.
I'm afraid that drink will have to wait, Captain. Do you have life support? 
I'm afraid that drink will have to wait, Captain. Do you have life support? 
So I'm not as tall as you expected? I always hoped I would hit two meters. With a full head of hair.
So I'm not as tall as you expected? I always hoped I would hit two meters. With a full head of hair.
That's your life... not mine. Please. Its too late. You can still make a choice! Make the right one now!
That's your life... not mine. Please. Its too late. You can still make a choice! Make the right one now!
The bond is broken. Find her again. No -- this is wasting time.
The bond is broken. Find her again. No -- this is wasting time.
What? Smile. Smile... good?
What? Smile. Smile... good?
That's a big help. Where are you from? From? Are you from up there? Space? Space?
That's a big help. Where are you from? From? Are you from up there? Space? Space?
What is...  ...Coke? A drink. I... You want to try it? I want to try it.
What is...  ...Coke? A drink. I... You want to try it? I want to try it.
What is...  ...Coke? A drink. I... You want to try it?
What is...  ...Coke? A drink. I... You want to try it?
Well... I'm going to go now. Go? Yes. I have a long ride ahead of me...  Goodbye.
Well... I'm going to go now. Go? Yes. I have a long ride ahead of me...  Goodbye.
What are you doing? Are you my friend? Yes.
What are you doing? Are you my friend? Yes.
Do you have music up there? Yes. I'd like to hear it. Can you sing something? I do not want to.
Do you have music up there? Yes. I'd like to hear it. Can you sing something? I do not want to.
I am not a good singer. That was beautiful. You liked my singing?
I am not a good singer. That was beautiful. You liked my singing?
The machine gave me two. Should I put one back? No. Get in. You can have one.
The machine gave me two. Should I put one back? No. Get in. You can have one.
Where are you going? I must meet my ship. Why can't we wait here for a ride? I feel better if I move.
Where are you going? I must meet my ship. Why can't we wait here for a ride? I feel better if I move.
We're not going to get a ride tonight. I can't stay on this planet. No one's traveling in this weather. You promised you would get me to my ship. I will. I will. We still have another day. You promised.
We're not going to get a ride tonight. I can't stay on this planet. No one's traveling in this weather. You promised you would get me to my ship. I will. I will. We still have another day. You promised.
We're not going to get a ride tonight. I can't stay on this planet. No one's traveling in this weather. You promised you would get me to my ship.
We're not going to get a ride tonight. I can't stay on this planet. No one's traveling in this weather. You promised you would get me to my ship.
We're not going to get a ride tonight. I can't stay on this planet. No one's traveling in this weather. You promised you would get me to my ship. I will. I will. We still have another day.
We're not going to get a ride tonight. I can't stay on this planet. No one's traveling in this weather. You promised you would get me to my ship. I will. I will. We still have another day.
Good morning. Horses. You don't forget anything, do you?
Good morning. Horses. You don't forget anything, do you?
Yeah.  Lenny.  I have. It didn't stop you from loving them. Right?  Or understanding them, or being able to forgive them... I guess. And it didn't stop you from wanting to protect them.  Did it?
Yeah.  Lenny.  I have. It didn't stop you from loving them. Right?  Or understanding them, or being able to forgive them... I guess. And it didn't stop you from wanting to protect them.  Did it?
Where were you Mom?  Did you meet a guy? Just Lenny. Right.  That explains it.
Where were you Mom?  Did you meet a guy? Just Lenny. Right.  That explains it.
My God. Not bad, huh? You're a... you're sick.
My God. Not bad, huh? You're a... you're sick.
The man who was with him, he was a construction worker? Yes. What did he look like? I didn't wait on him. Fifty or so, white, regular build, needed a shave -- that's all I remember. How did you know he was a construction worker?
The man who was with him, he was a construction worker? Yes. What did he look like? I didn't wait on him. Fifty or so, white, regular build, needed a shave -- that's all I remember. How did you know he was a construction worker?
The man who was with him, he was a construction worker? Yes. What did he look like? I didn't wait on him. Fifty or so, white, regular build, needed a shave -- that's all I remember.
The man who was with him, he was a construction worker? Yes. What did he look like? I didn't wait on him. Fifty or so, white, regular build, needed a shave -- that's all I remember.
Maybe we should back off a bit. I can't. They trust me, they accept me. I've got their confidence. No, I mean maybe we should back off a bit, you and me.
Maybe we should back off a bit. I can't. They trust me, they accept me. I've got their confidence. No, I mean maybe we should back off a bit, you and me.
Tom, you okay? Hardly anyone calls me Tom. Everybody calls me Mack. I always liked that. You okay? Yeah, of course.
Tom, you okay? Hardly anyone calls me Tom. Everybody calls me Mack. I always liked that. You okay? Yeah, of course.
...and boy does it hurt when they ask. I don't even tell them about anything I'm close on anymore... ...not until you book it... ...and even then...
...and boy does it hurt when they ask. I don't even tell them about anything I'm close on anymore... ...not until you book it... ...and even then...
Well... This is it. Listen. I had a great time. Me too. I would love to see you again sometime. I'll be around. That's not good enough. I want to make plans to see you.
Well... This is it. Listen. I had a great time. Me too. I would love to see you again sometime. I'll be around. That's not good enough. I want to make plans to see you.
Well... This is it. Listen. I had a great time. Me too. I would love to see you again sometime.
Well... This is it. Listen. I had a great time. Me too. I would love to see you again sometime.
Well... This is it. Listen. I had a great time. Me too. I would love to see you again sometime. I'll be around.
Well... This is it. Listen. I had a great time. Me too. I would love to see you again sometime. I'll be around.
Can I give you a ride to your car...? ...Nah. I'm right across the street... ...Which one...? ...The red piece of shit over there... ...well, it suits you...
Can I give you a ride to your car...? ...Nah. I'm right across the street... ...Which one...? ...The red piece of shit over there... ...well, it suits you...
Can I give you a ride to your car...? ...Nah. I'm right across the street... ...Which one...? ...The red piece of shit over there...
Can I give you a ride to your car...? ...Nah. I'm right across the street... ...Which one...? ...The red piece of shit over there...
There are so many beautiful women here. It's unbelievable. I got to at least try once. You're a better man than I am, Charlie Brown. No, I just promised myself I'd give it a try. I gotta get out there sooner or later.
There are so many beautiful women here. It's unbelievable. I got to at least try once. You're a better man than I am, Charlie Brown. No, I just promised myself I'd give it a try. I gotta get out there sooner or later.
There are so many beautiful women here. It's unbelievable. I got to at least try once. You're a better man than I am, Charlie Brown.
There are so many beautiful women here. It's unbelievable. I got to at least try once. You're a better man than I am, Charlie Brown.
You miss the pain? ...for the same reason you miss her. You lived with it so long. Wow.  You wanna grab a bite?
You miss the pain? ...for the same reason you miss her. You lived with it so long. Wow.  You wanna grab a bite?
Double down. What?!? Double down, baby. You gotta double down on an eleven. I know, but... You gotta do it. ...but that's two hundred dollars. This is blood money...
Double down. What?!? Double down, baby. You gotta double down on an eleven. I know, but... You gotta do it. ...but that's two hundred dollars. This is blood money...
Double down. What?!? Double down, baby. You gotta double down on an eleven. I know, but...
Double down. What?!? Double down, baby. You gotta double down on an eleven. I know, but...
Double down. What?!? Double down, baby. You gotta double down on an eleven. I know, but... You gotta do it.
Double down. What?!? Double down, baby. You gotta double down on an eleven. I know, but... You gotta do it.
I'm telling you, baby, you always double down on an eleven. Yeah? Well obviously not always! Always, baby. I'm just saying, not in this particular case. Always.
I'm telling you, baby, you always double down on an eleven. Yeah? Well obviously not always! Always, baby. I'm just saying, not in this particular case. Always.
I'm telling you, baby, you always double down on an eleven. Yeah? Well obviously not always! Always, baby. I'm just saying, not in this particular case.
I'm telling you, baby, you always double down on an eleven. Yeah? Well obviously not always! Always, baby. I'm just saying, not in this particular case.
It's on. You think? Baby, I know it is. It's a black diamond trail... ...double diamond... ...but it's worth the risk. True or false: It's worth the risk.
It's on. You think? Baby, I know it is. It's a black diamond trail... ...double diamond... ...but it's worth the risk. True or false: It's worth the risk.
It's on. You think? Baby, I know it is. It's a black diamond trail... ...double diamond...
It's on. You think? Baby, I know it is. It's a black diamond trail... ...double diamond...
Who are those girls? That's for you to find out. Give them some money and send them home. Mike!
Who are those girls? That's for you to find out. Give them some money and send them home. Mike!
Hello.  Kay? How is your father? He'll be OK.
Hello.  Kay? How is your father? He'll be OK.
I LOVE YOU. Yeah Kay, I'm here. Can you say it? Huh?
I LOVE YOU. Yeah Kay, I'm here. Can you say it? Huh?
Michael, it's not true.  Please tell me. Don't ask me. Tell me! All right, this one time I'll let you ask about my affairs, one last time.
Michael, it's not true.  Please tell me. Don't ask me. Tell me! All right, this one time I'll let you ask about my affairs, one last time.
Hi Tom. Marge, Ripley's saying goodbye. I'll come down.
Hi Tom. Marge, Ripley's saying goodbye. I'll come down.
It'll just be for a little while. He can be... he makes me laugh. Okay, darling. You'd say if you mind? No, I like him. Marge, you like everybody. I don't like you.
It'll just be for a little while. He can be... he makes me laugh. Okay, darling. You'd say if you mind? No, I like him. Marge, you like everybody. I don't like you.
It'll just be for a little while. He can be... he makes me laugh. Okay, darling. You'd say if you mind? No, I like him.
It'll just be for a little while. He can be... he makes me laugh. Okay, darling. You'd say if you mind? No, I like him.
It'll just be for a little while. He can be... he makes me laugh. Okay, darling. You'd say if you mind? No, I like him. Marge, you like everybody.
It'll just be for a little while. He can be... he makes me laugh. Okay, darling. You'd say if you mind? No, I like him. Marge, you like everybody.
Hello? Dickie? Who is it?
Hello? Dickie? Who is it?
You should watch that! In fact the only thing which looks like Dickie is you. Hardly.
You should watch that! In fact the only thing which looks like Dickie is you. Hardly.
Tom. Hello, sir.  Marge, you should have waited, didn't Peter tell you I'd come by and pick you up? Marge has been telling us about the rings. You know I feel ridiculous I didn't mention them yesterday -- I clean forgot -- ridiculous.
Tom. Hello, sir.  Marge, you should have waited, didn't Peter tell you I'd come by and pick you up? Marge has been telling us about the rings. You know I feel ridiculous I didn't mention them yesterday -- I clean forgot -- ridiculous.
Oh my God. Tom. Marge, how are you? What are you doing in Rome? Is he here? Are you with Dickie?
Oh my God. Tom. Marge, how are you? What are you doing in Rome? Is he here? Are you with Dickie?
I found Dickie's rings. What? You've got Dickie's rings.
I found Dickie's rings. What? You've got Dickie's rings.
I told you. He gave them to me. Why? When? I feel as if you haven't heard anything I've been saying to you. I don't believe you. It's all true.
I told you. He gave them to me. Why? When? I feel as if you haven't heard anything I've been saying to you. I don't believe you. It's all true.
I told you. He gave them to me. Why? When? I feel as if you haven't heard anything I've been saying to you. I don't believe you.
I told you. He gave them to me. Why? When? I feel as if you haven't heard anything I've been saying to you. I don't believe you.
Are you okay? I'm fine. Do you want me to stick around? It's okay.
Are you okay? I'm fine. Do you want me to stick around? It's okay.
Tom, are you okay? You try. You try talking to her. Tom. Tom! Tell me, what's going on?
Tom, are you okay? You try. You try talking to her. Tom. Tom! Tell me, what's going on?
Huh? I mean, you handle some pretty rough traffic, huh? I have. You carry a piece? You need one?
Huh? I mean, you handle some pretty rough traffic, huh? I have. You carry a piece? You need one?
Hello. You looking for some action? Well... I guess so.
Hello. You looking for some action? Well... I guess so.
What's your name? Easy. That ain't much of a name. It's easy to remember. Easy Lay. What's your real name? I don't like my real name.
What's your name? Easy. That ain't much of a name. It's easy to remember. Easy Lay. What's your real name? I don't like my real name.
Can't you listen to me? Don't you want to get out of here? Why should I want to get out of here? This is where I live. But you're the one that wanted to get away. You're the one that came into my cab. I musta been stoned. Do they drug you?
Can't you listen to me? Don't you want to get out of here? Why should I want to get out of here? This is where I live. But you're the one that wanted to get away. You're the one that came into my cab. I musta been stoned. Do they drug you?
Can't you listen to me? Don't you want to get out of here? Why should I want to get out of here? This is where I live. But you're the one that wanted to get away. You're the one that came into my cab. I musta been stoned.
Can't you listen to me? Don't you want to get out of here? Why should I want to get out of here? This is where I live. But you're the one that wanted to get away. You're the one that came into my cab. I musta been stoned.
Well, I tried. I understand, mister. It means something, really. Can I see you again? That's not hard to do. No, I mean really. This is nothing for a person to do. Sure. All right. We'll have breakfast. I get up about one o'clock. Tomorrow.
Well, I tried. I understand, mister. It means something, really. Can I see you again? That's not hard to do. No, I mean really. This is nothing for a person to do. Sure. All right. We'll have breakfast. I get up about one o'clock. Tomorrow.
Well, I tried. I understand, mister. It means something, really. Can I see you again? That's not hard to do.
Well, I tried. I understand, mister. It means something, really. Can I see you again? That's not hard to do.
Well, I tried. I understand, mister. It means something, really. Can I see you again? That's not hard to do. No, I mean really. This is nothing for a person to do.
Well, I tried. I understand, mister. It means something, really. Can I see you again? That's not hard to do. No, I mean really. This is nothing for a person to do.
Sure you don't want to come with me? I can't. Otherwise, I would. I sure hate to go alone... I'll give you the money to go. I don't want you to take any from those guys.
Sure you don't want to come with me? I can't. Otherwise, I would. I sure hate to go alone... I'll give you the money to go. I don't want you to take any from those guys.
Sure you don't want to come with me? I can't. Otherwise, I would. I sure hate to go alone... I'll give you the money to go. I don't want you to take any from those guys. You don't have to.
Sure you don't want to come with me? I can't. Otherwise, I would. I sure hate to go alone... I'll give you the money to go. I don't want you to take any from those guys. You don't have to.
Sure you don't want to come with me? I can't. Otherwise, I would. I sure hate to go alone... I'll give you the money to go. I don't want you to take any from those guys. You don't have to. I want to -- what else can I do with my money?  You may not see me again -- for a while.
Sure you don't want to come with me? I can't. Otherwise, I would. I sure hate to go alone... I'll give you the money to go. I don't want you to take any from those guys. You don't have to. I want to -- what else can I do with my money?  You may not see me again -- for a while.
Hey, Sport. How are things? O.K., cowboy. How are things in the pimp business, hey Sport? What's going on? I'm here to see Iris.
Hey, Sport. How are things? O.K., cowboy. How are things in the pimp business, hey Sport? What's going on? I'm here to see Iris.
Hey, Sport. How are things? O.K., cowboy. How are things in the pimp business, hey Sport? What's going on?
Hey, Sport. How are things? O.K., cowboy. How are things in the pimp business, hey Sport? What's going on?
I don't understand.... During the time I cooperate, will I be outside?  Outside a jail? Well yes I suppose ... You suppose?
I don't understand.... During the time I cooperate, will I be outside?  Outside a jail? Well yes I suppose ... You suppose?
What. No, I... I just wondering where you've been all this time. Me too. You look... different. I do? Yeah, a little.  I think you grew an inch or so.  And you've lost weight.
What. No, I... I just wondering where you've been all this time. Me too. You look... different. I do? Yeah, a little.  I think you grew an inch or so.  And you've lost weight.
What. No, I... I just wondering where you've been all this time. Me too. You look... different.
What. No, I... I just wondering where you've been all this time. Me too. You look... different.
What. No, I... I just wondering where you've been all this time. Me too. You look... different. I do?
What. No, I... I just wondering where you've been all this time. Me too. You look... different. I do?
What was that? Nothing. Do you have the...
What was that? Nothing. Do you have the...
You smell gas? Don't smell nothin'.  He must not be dead in here. Jesus.
You smell gas? Don't smell nothin'.  He must not be dead in here. Jesus.
So I guess this fellow belongs to you.  What's his name? Cat. Cat.  That's simple.  I like it.  Hi, Cat. We thought you was dead, you know.  It's okay that I live here?
So I guess this fellow belongs to you.  What's his name? Cat. Cat.  That's simple.  I like it.  Hi, Cat. We thought you was dead, you know.  It's okay that I live here?
Tim, I have to tell you something. Oh. It's about me.
Tim, I have to tell you something. Oh. It's about me.
Did you drive up from San Francisco? Yes. It's a nice drive.  Is that where you met Mitch? Yes.
Did you drive up from San Francisco? Yes. It's a nice drive.  Is that where you met Mitch? Yes.
I was wondering... Yes? That sign.  Do you think I could have the room for a single night? Well, I'd really hope to rent it for... I would appreciate it. I've tried everywhere in town, and they're all full.
I was wondering... Yes? That sign.  Do you think I could have the room for a single night? Well, I'd really hope to rent it for... I would appreciate it. I've tried everywhere in town, and they're all full.
I was wondering... Yes? That sign.  Do you think I could have the room for a single night? Well, I'd really hope to rent it for...
I was wondering... Yes? That sign.  Do you think I could have the room for a single night? Well, I'd really hope to rent it for...
Do you think I should go? That's up to you. It's really up to Lydia, isn't it? Never mind Lydia. Do you want to go? Yes.
Do you think I should go? That's up to you. It's really up to Lydia, isn't it? Never mind Lydia. Do you want to go? Yes.
Do you think I should go? That's up to you. It's really up to Lydia, isn't it? Never mind Lydia. Do you want to go?
Do you think I should go? That's up to you. It's really up to Lydia, isn't it? Never mind Lydia. Do you want to go?
He won't be back until Monday. I mean, if those birds are for him.... Monday? Yes. I don't think you should leave them in the hall, do you?
He won't be back until Monday. I mean, if those birds are for him.... Monday? Yes. I don't think you should leave them in the hall, do you?
With... with Annie, of course. Of course, how stupid of me. A quarter to seven, will that be all right? Annie... Annie may have made other plans. I'll have to see. Besides, I can find my own way. You're sure now? You won't hire a boat or anything? I'm sure. Seven o'clock then.
With... with Annie, of course. Of course, how stupid of me. A quarter to seven, will that be all right? Annie... Annie may have made other plans. I'll have to see. Besides, I can find my own way. You're sure now? You won't hire a boat or anything? I'm sure. Seven o'clock then.
With... with Annie, of course. Of course, how stupid of me. A quarter to seven, will that be all right? Annie... Annie may have made other plans. I'll have to see. Besides, I can find my own way. You're sure now? You won't hire a boat or anything?
With... with Annie, of course. Of course, how stupid of me. A quarter to seven, will that be all right? Annie... Annie may have made other plans. I'll have to see. Besides, I can find my own way. You're sure now? You won't hire a boat or anything?
With... with Annie, of course. Of course, how stupid of me. A quarter to seven, will that be all right? Annie... Annie may have made other plans. I'll have to see. Besides, I can find my own way. You're sure now? You won't hire a boat or anything? I'm sure.
With... with Annie, of course. Of course, how stupid of me. A quarter to seven, will that be all right? Annie... Annie may have made other plans. I'll have to see. Besides, I can find my own way. You're sure now? You won't hire a boat or anything? I'm sure.
Why did he shoot her? He was watching a ball game on television. What?
Why did he shoot her? He was watching a ball game on television. What?
I keep thinking of Annie. It... it doesn't look very different, does it? A little smoke over the town, but otherwise... Even the birds sitting out there. It does look very much the same, Mitch. This could be last week.
I keep thinking of Annie. It... it doesn't look very different, does it? A little smoke over the town, but otherwise... Even the birds sitting out there. It does look very much the same, Mitch. This could be last week.
Do you want to try your father again? I tried a little while ago. The phone's dead. Have we still got power?
Do you want to try your father again? I tried a little while ago. The phone's dead. Have we still got power?
When will they stop? I thought they'd have stopped by now. What time is it? Almost two a.m. You must be exhausted.
When will they stop? I thought they'd have stopped by now. What time is it? Almost two a.m. You must be exhausted.
When will they stop? I thought they'd have stopped by now. What time is it? Almost two a.m.
When will they stop? I thought they'd have stopped by now. What time is it? Almost two a.m.
You're a teacher, eh?  Maybe you're afraid to be a doctor, Toddy. Afraid of what? Afraid you are not as good a doctor perhaps as you make out to be. I am the best man for the job.
You're a teacher, eh?  Maybe you're afraid to be a doctor, Toddy. Afraid of what? Afraid you are not as good a doctor perhaps as you make out to be. I am the best man for the job.
Yeah, no kidding. Your father gave them to both of you. And he's right over there by the way.  What did you do to your face? Someone else did it. You're a friend of the guy who killed her, aren't you? You almost sound like him. He didn't kill her.
Yeah, no kidding. Your father gave them to both of you. And he's right over there by the way.  What did you do to your face? Someone else did it. You're a friend of the guy who killed her, aren't you? You almost sound like him. He didn't kill her.
Erin. It's not your fault. It's all my fault. Oh God. I wish I were dead. No. You don't.
Erin. It's not your fault. It's all my fault. Oh God. I wish I were dead. No. You don't.
It's ok, it's ok... It's not. I can't take it. Erin. Who?
It's ok, it's ok... It's not. I can't take it. Erin. Who?
You want me to walk a straight line? I want you... to bend over. Look, can I just call a cab?
You want me to walk a straight line? I want you... to bend over. Look, can I just call a cab?
You're in with them. It's not what you think. You killed her! No. Stay away from me! Stay away!
You're in with them. It's not what you think. You killed her! No. Stay away from me! Stay away!
You're in with them. It's not what you think. You killed her! No.
You're in with them. It's not what you think. You killed her! No.
Go to the movies. All right. No foolin'? Will you?
Go to the movies. All right. No foolin'? Will you?
Gee -- those look like diamonds! Some places that's what people use for money. They're easy to carry -- and they don't wear out. Bet they're worth about a million dollars. Would you give me your two dollars for a couple of them?
Gee -- those look like diamonds! Some places that's what people use for money. They're easy to carry -- and they don't wear out. Bet they're worth about a million dollars. Would you give me your two dollars for a couple of them?
I wonder if we ought to-- Bobby and I have had enough excitement for tonight. You think it's all right for you to stay here?
I wonder if we ought to-- Bobby and I have had enough excitement for tonight. You think it's all right for you to stay here?
You'll feel different when you see my picture in the papers. I feel different right now. You wait and see. You're going to marry a big hero!
You'll feel different when you see my picture in the papers. I feel different right now. You wait and see. You're going to marry a big hero!
I saw Bobby this morning before he went to school-- Yes--? I want to know what he told you last night. I -- I didn't really pay much attention--  Bobby has such an active imagination.
I saw Bobby this morning before he went to school-- Yes--? I want to know what he told you last night. I -- I didn't really pay much attention--  Bobby has such an active imagination.
We'll miss you very much -- Bobby and I.  He won't have anyone to play with. He'll have you -- and Tom. No. That's all finished. I'm sorry.
We'll miss you very much -- Bobby and I.  He won't have anyone to play with. He'll have you -- and Tom. No. That's all finished. I'm sorry.
Is it worth anything? I have never seen such a stone. Will you please tell me where it came from? That's what I wanted you to tell me.
Is it worth anything? I have never seen such a stone. Will you please tell me where it came from? That's what I wanted you to tell me.
You sure about that? Would you like to sell it? No -- no, thanks.
You sure about that? Would you like to sell it? No -- no, thanks.
Where you going? For a ride. With him?
Where you going? For a ride. With him?
Grandpa, the Widow Johnson called. She said to pick her up a seven instead of eight. Did we have a date tonight? I guess so.  She said not to be late.
Grandpa, the Widow Johnson called. She said to pick her up a seven instead of eight. Did we have a date tonight? I guess so.  She said not to be late.
Sure. Does that mean we are, or we aren't? We are...
Sure. Does that mean we are, or we aren't? We are...
Sam.  Is everything all right? Mom.  I think we've got to have a long talk about something? What's wrong?  Tell me.
Sam.  Is everything all right? Mom.  I think we've got to have a long talk about something? What's wrong?  Tell me.
Couldn't make much of it myself. I've asked him to try and locate the site.  Okay with you? Sure.  You think there's a connection?
Couldn't make much of it myself. I've asked him to try and locate the site.  Okay with you? Sure.  You think there's a connection?
Let's open it.  Now... Why you so damn anxious to let him in here... He's so close.  Maybe our best chance to blow him away.
Let's open it.  Now... Why you so damn anxious to let him in here... He's so close.  Maybe our best chance to blow him away.
Not the only one. The fire's got the temperature way up all over camp... won't last long though. Neither will we. Maybe we should try and fix the radio... try and get some help. Maybe we shouldn't.
Not the only one. The fire's got the temperature way up all over camp... won't last long though. Neither will we. Maybe we should try and fix the radio... try and get some help. Maybe we shouldn't.
Not the only one. The fire's got the temperature way up all over camp... won't last long though. Neither will we. Maybe we should try and fix the radio... try and get some help.
Not the only one. The fire's got the temperature way up all over camp... won't last long though. Neither will we. Maybe we should try and fix the radio... try and get some help.
It's what they want you to see. This is the way in? Yes... Are you sure you want to do this?
It's what they want you to see. This is the way in? Yes... Are you sure you want to do this?
You're late. Got here as soon as I could. Dance with me... You know I can't.
You're late. Got here as soon as I could. Dance with me... You know I can't.
You're late. Got here as soon as I could. Dance with me... You know I can't.
You're late. Got here as soon as I could. Dance with me... You know I can't.
Alex, what is it? Holding you... again. Darling. I need... to talk to you. All right...
Alex, what is it? Holding you... again. Darling. I need... to talk to you. All right...
Alex, what is it? Holding you... again. Darling. I need... to talk to you.
Alex, what is it? Holding you... again. Darling. I need... to talk to you.
Your mom take anything before this happened? Yeah, but I don't know what. [Beat] What's your name?
Your mom take anything before this happened? Yeah, but I don't know what. [Beat] What's your name?
And if I didn't want to come? I guess I'd ask you why. Because I don't think I'm crazy.
And if I didn't want to come? I guess I'd ask you why. Because I don't think I'm crazy.
Why, what would you do? I could try to...make it stop. No. I don't want it to.
Why, what would you do? I could try to...make it stop. No. I don't want it to.
So you're a waitress, right? I mean...from the uniform you were wearing. Yup. That's me. You like it? [Beat] I do it.
So you're a waitress, right? I mean...from the uniform you were wearing. Yup. That's me. You like it? [Beat] I do it.
Well, I guess I'd better... Wait...!  Um, where ya going? I don't know.  Nowhere.  What are you doin'? I don't know.  Nothin'.  Took a shower. That sounds nice.
Well, I guess I'd better... Wait...!  Um, where ya going? I don't know.  Nowhere.  What are you doin'? I don't know.  Nothin'.  Took a shower. That sounds nice.
Well, I guess I'd better... Wait...!  Um, where ya going? I don't know.  Nowhere.  What are you doin'? I don't know.  Nothin'.  Took a shower.
Well, I guess I'd better... Wait...!  Um, where ya going? I don't know.  Nowhere.  What are you doin'? I don't know.  Nothin'.  Took a shower.
Is this your car? Yes. You wanna come with me, please? Walk around and get in the car, please. In the back? Front. Am I in trouble?
Is this your car? Yes. You wanna come with me, please? Walk around and get in the car, please. In the back? Front. Am I in trouble?
Is this your car? Yes. You wanna come with me, please? Walk around and get in the car, please. In the back?
Is this your car? Yes. You wanna come with me, please? Walk around and get in the car, please. In the back?
Is this your car? Yes. You wanna come with me, please? Walk around and get in the car, please. In the back? Front.
Is this your car? Yes. You wanna come with me, please? Walk around and get in the car, please. In the back? Front.
How much longer is it gonna be?  I'm hungry. Another hour of so.  We've got enough food for a month. I'll never make it... Can't we stop just for a few minutes... We've not gonna get to the cabin till after dark as it is, Thelma.
How much longer is it gonna be?  I'm hungry. Another hour of so.  We've got enough food for a month. I'll never make it... Can't we stop just for a few minutes... We've not gonna get to the cabin till after dark as it is, Thelma.
What's wrong with you? Nothing.  Why?  Do I seem different? Yes, now that you mention it.  You seem crazy.  Like you're on drugs. Well, I'm not on drugs.  But I might be crazy.
What's wrong with you? Nothing.  Why?  Do I seem different? Yes, now that you mention it.  You seem crazy.  Like you're on drugs. Well, I'm not on drugs.  But I might be crazy.
This is so beautiful. Gosh.  It sure is. I always wanted to travel.  I just never got the opportunity.
This is so beautiful. Gosh.  It sure is. I always wanted to travel.  I just never got the opportunity.
You know what's happened, don't you? What? We've gone insane.
You know what's happened, don't you? What? We've gone insane.
We probably shoulda filled up the car before we blew up that truck. Why? They'll probably catch us when we have to stop for gas! I know this whole thing was my fault.  I know it is. There's one thing you oughta understand by now, Thelma, it's not your fault. Louise... no matter what happens, I'm glad I came with you.
We probably shoulda filled up the car before we blew up that truck. Why? They'll probably catch us when we have to stop for gas! I know this whole thing was my fault.  I know it is. There's one thing you oughta understand by now, Thelma, it's not your fault. Louise... no matter what happens, I'm glad I came with you.
We probably shoulda filled up the car before we blew up that truck. Why? They'll probably catch us when we have to stop for gas! I know this whole thing was my fault.  I know it is.
We probably shoulda filled up the car before we blew up that truck. Why? They'll probably catch us when we have to stop for gas! I know this whole thing was my fault.  I know it is.
We probably shoulda filled up the car before we blew up that truck. Why? They'll probably catch us when we have to stop for gas! I know this whole thing was my fault.  I know it is. There's one thing you oughta understand by now, Thelma, it's not your fault.
We probably shoulda filled up the car before we blew up that truck. Why? They'll probably catch us when we have to stop for gas! I know this whole thing was my fault.  I know it is. There's one thing you oughta understand by now, Thelma, it's not your fault.
Louise! What?! What in the hell is that up there? Where?!
Louise! What?! What in the hell is that up there? Where?!
Now what? We're not giving up, Thelma. Then let's not get caught. What are you talkin' about? Go.
Now what? We're not giving up, Thelma. Then let's not get caught. What are you talkin' about? Go.
Now what? We're not giving up, Thelma. Then let's not get caught. What are you talkin' about?
Now what? We're not giving up, Thelma. Then let's not get caught. What are you talkin' about?
I'm asking you to leave. Oh, Mary, honey, you're taking this all wrong.  I'm not leaving... ...Not until I get a little something to remember you by.
I'm asking you to leave. Oh, Mary, honey, you're taking this all wrong.  I'm not leaving... ...Not until I get a little something to remember you by.
It must be great with a wife like that. Each day is better than the next.  Have you ever been, you know... in love with someone? Nah. Never?
It must be great with a wife like that. Each day is better than the next.  Have you ever been, you know... in love with someone? Nah. Never?
Bob, do you remember Mary? Who? Mary.
Bob, do you remember Mary? Who? Mary.
Don't you want to know my name? I already know it, Mary. How'd you know that?
Don't you want to know my name? I already know it, Mary. How'd you know that?
So... Yeah... I guess this is it, huh? I guess.
So... Yeah... I guess this is it, huh? I guess.
So who's the lucky guy? Name's Patrick, I met him at the driving range. Good lookin'?
So who's the lucky guy? Name's Patrick, I met him at the driving range. Good lookin'?
By the way, how's he doing? He's dead. Oh, Ted I'm so sorry to hear that.
By the way, how's he doing? He's dead. Oh, Ted I'm so sorry to hear that.
Please leave. Mary, come on... Go!
Please leave. Mary, come on... Go!
I, uh... I got it stuck. You got what stuck? It.
I, uh... I got it stuck. You got what stuck? It.
Teddy, hon, are you okay?  OH HEAVENS TO PETE! Would you shhh! Mary's gonna hear us. Just relax, dear. Now, um... what exactly are we looking at here? What do you mean?
Teddy, hon, are you okay?  OH HEAVENS TO PETE! Would you shhh! Mary's gonna hear us. Just relax, dear. Now, um... what exactly are we looking at here? What do you mean?
It isn't? Well, it is. It is that, too. That's a big comfort to me. I could be, too. How so? Save you from a big mistake with that other guy.
It isn't? Well, it is. It is that, too. That's a big comfort to me. I could be, too. How so? Save you from a big mistake with that other guy.
It isn't? Well, it is. It is that, too. That's a big comfort to me. I could be, too.
It isn't? Well, it is. It is that, too. That's a big comfort to me. I could be, too.
It isn't? Well, it is. It is that, too. That's a big comfort to me. I could be, too. How so?
It isn't? Well, it is. It is that, too. That's a big comfort to me. I could be, too. How so?
It dies. We live. You're an animal. That's true. What are you?
It dies. We live. You're an animal. That's true. What are you?
Danger? . Yeah! Doesn't it ever bother you?
Danger? . Yeah! Doesn't it ever bother you?
No. What do you want? I want it back. What?
No. What do you want? I want it back. What?
What do you do when you come here? I sit. I think. I play games. What kind of games?
What do you do when you come here? I sit. I think. I play games. What kind of games?
Goose is dead. True. Now? Take something off. Off me or off you?
Goose is dead. True. Now? Take something off. Off me or off you?
Goose is dead. True. Now? Take something off.
Goose is dead. True. Now? Take something off.
Yes, Sergeant? Remember one thing. Sir? Outside of this gate... I...am Top Gun.
Yes, Sergeant? Remember one thing. Sir? Outside of this gate... I...am Top Gun.
Is there something I should know? Just relax. Is it the plane? The plane is fine. Is it you?
Is there something I should know? Just relax. Is it the plane? The plane is fine. Is it you?
Is there something I should know? Just relax. Is it the plane? The plane is fine.
Is there something I should know? Just relax. Is it the plane? The plane is fine.
Well, I don't know. That depends. On what? Well, it doesn't just happen, you gotta do something famous. Like what?
Well, I don't know. That depends. On what? Well, it doesn't just happen, you gotta do something famous. Like what?
How do you feel? All right. Goose is dead.
How do you feel? All right. Goose is dead.
Who is she? Nobody. Nobody?!  What's her name? I don't know.
Who is she? Nobody. Nobody?!  What's her name? I don't know.
We playing cards tonight? I think I'm gonna be sitting up with her. I'd do the same.  Well, catch you Thursday.
We playing cards tonight? I think I'm gonna be sitting up with her. I'd do the same.  Well, catch you Thursday.
I followed you here from court. I knew Jimmy Chin. The boy who was shot. Okay? ...And you were at the trial to... to see that justice was done?
I followed you here from court. I knew Jimmy Chin. The boy who was shot. Okay? ...And you were at the trial to... to see that justice was done?
No... No, go away. I'm glad you let me talk to you. You used to not let me talk to you. Go away. I am not talking to you.
No... No, go away. I'm glad you let me talk to you. You used to not let me talk to you. Go away. I am not talking to you.
No. I want you to kill for me. No. Never. You'll have to kill me.
No. I want you to kill for me. No. Never. You'll have to kill me.
That's not the way to Cliff's trailer. I told you. I am not going to Cliff's trailer. Well, where are you going? I am going over here.
That's not the way to Cliff's trailer. I told you. I am not going to Cliff's trailer. Well, where are you going? I am going over here.
Maybe I better start our homework. Okay, I suppose I should go home. Call me. Sure. What do you want me to call you?
Maybe I better start our homework. Okay, I suppose I should go home. Call me. Sure. What do you want me to call you?
My secret diary. There are pages missing. Who would do that? Bob. But Bob isn't real. The pages are gone. That's real. Maybe.
My secret diary. There are pages missing. Who would do that? Bob. But Bob isn't real. The pages are gone. That's real. Maybe.
My secret diary. There are pages missing. Who would do that? Bob. But Bob isn't real.
My secret diary. There are pages missing. Who would do that? Bob. But Bob isn't real.
My secret diary. There are pages missing. Who would do that? Bob. But Bob isn't real. The pages are gone. That's real.
My secret diary. There are pages missing. Who would do that? Bob. But Bob isn't real. The pages are gone. That's real.
Right on time, baby. Buy me a ticket to The Great Went. We're on our way, Baby.
Right on time, baby. Buy me a ticket to The Great Went. We're on our way, Baby.
Where were you last night? We were supposed to get together. You didn't show up. You were supposed to show up. Maybe I wasn't. We were supposed to be together. How can I be together if I'm not together? You're on somethin' again, aren't you? James...
Where were you last night? We were supposed to get together. You didn't show up. You were supposed to show up. Maybe I wasn't. We were supposed to be together. How can I be together if I'm not together? You're on somethin' again, aren't you? James...
Where were you last night? We were supposed to get together. You didn't show up. You were supposed to show up. Maybe I wasn't. We were supposed to be together. How can I be together if I'm not together?
Where were you last night? We were supposed to get together. You didn't show up. You were supposed to show up. Maybe I wasn't. We were supposed to be together. How can I be together if I'm not together?
Where were you last night? We were supposed to get together. You didn't show up. You were supposed to show up. Maybe I wasn't. We were supposed to be together. How can I be together if I'm not together? You're on somethin' again, aren't you?
Where were you last night? We were supposed to get together. You didn't show up. You were supposed to show up. Maybe I wasn't. We were supposed to be together. How can I be together if I'm not together? You're on somethin' again, aren't you?
What the hell is wrong with you? That's right. There's no place left to go is there, James? What do you mean? You know it and I know it.
What the hell is wrong with you? That's right. There's no place left to go is there, James? What do you mean? You know it and I know it.
What the hell is wrong with you? That's right. There's no place left to go is there, James? What do you mean? You know it and I know it. What is wrong with us?... We have everything.
What the hell is wrong with you? That's right. There's no place left to go is there, James? What do you mean? You know it and I know it. What is wrong with us?... We have everything.
What the hell is wrong with you? That's right. There's no place left to go is there, James? What do you mean? You know it and I know it. What is wrong with us?... We have everything. Everything, but everything.
What the hell is wrong with you? That's right. There's no place left to go is there, James? What do you mean? You know it and I know it. What is wrong with us?... We have everything. Everything, but everything.
You always hurt the ones you love. You mean the ones you pity. Say anything you want... I know you love me and I love you.
You always hurt the ones you love. You mean the ones you pity. Say anything you want... I know you love me and I love you.
Hi, honey, how's Donna? Fine. School? ...school's fine... Sit down... sit down... Are you hungry?
Hi, honey, how's Donna? Fine. School? ...school's fine... Sit down... sit down... Are you hungry?
Hi, honey, how's Donna? Fine. School? ...school's fine...
Hi, honey, how's Donna? Fine. School? ...school's fine...
Dad... Dad... Who was that? How do you know him? He looked familiar. Have I met him? No, you haven't met him. Have you met him? No. We're late to get to your mother. Just sit here for a moment. You seem very upset.
Dad... Dad... Who was that? How do you know him? He looked familiar. Have I met him? No, you haven't met him. Have you met him? No. We're late to get to your mother. Just sit here for a moment. You seem very upset.
Dad... Dad... Who was that? How do you know him? He looked familiar. Have I met him? No, you haven't met him. Have you met him? No. We're late to get to your mother.
Dad... Dad... Who was that? How do you know him? He looked familiar. Have I met him? No, you haven't met him. Have you met him? No. We're late to get to your mother.
Did you get this from your lover? They don't call them lovers in high school, Leland. Bobby didn't give you this?
Did you get this from your lover? They don't call them lovers in high school, Leland. Bobby didn't give you this?
What are you doing? Who am I? I don't know.
What are you doing? Who am I? I don't know.
Laura just took off. She asked me to do the run today. Should I do it? What's with that Laura? Yeah, sure, take a look around. There's no one here anyway. You're right. There's no one here. There's no one here.
Laura just took off. She asked me to do the run today. Should I do it? What's with that Laura? Yeah, sure, take a look around. There's no one here anyway. You're right. There's no one here. There's no one here.
If we were to go to trial, would we win the case? Well, of course, it's always dangerous... I know that answer. If we went to trial would we win?
If we were to go to trial, would we win the case? Well, of course, it's always dangerous... I know that answer. If we went to trial would we win?
That's the call that I'm waiting for. What does it mean? They want to settle.  It means a lot of money.
That's the call that I'm waiting for. What does it mean? They want to settle.  It means a lot of money.
I didn't do too well for you. No, you did fine. I'm afraid that's not true.  Will you want me to stay on till Monday? No. No thank you, Doctor. You go home. You know... sometimes people can surprise you. Sometimes they have a great capacity to hear the truth.
I didn't do too well for you. No, you did fine. I'm afraid that's not true.  Will you want me to stay on till Monday? No. No thank you, Doctor. You go home. You know... sometimes people can surprise you. Sometimes they have a great capacity to hear the truth.
I didn't do too well for you. No, you did fine. I'm afraid that's not true.  Will you want me to stay on till Monday? No. No thank you, Doctor. You go home.
I didn't do too well for you. No, you did fine. I'm afraid that's not true.  Will you want me to stay on till Monday? No. No thank you, Doctor. You go home.
Thank you... ...that's perfectly all right. Uh, why, why are you doing this?
Thank you... ...that's perfectly all right. Uh, why, why are you doing this?
Is it over? No. What are you going to do?
Is it over? No. What are you going to do?
Well, well, well. Huh? Yeah. It's a long road that has no turning.
Well, well, well. Huh? Yeah. It's a long road that has no turning.
How are you holding up? I'm swell. And all we've got is a witch doctor!
How are you holding up? I'm swell. And all we've got is a witch doctor!
Okay. What do you do when you don't have a witness? You use their witness. That's right.
Okay. What do you do when you don't have a witness? You use their witness. That's right.
I spoke to her, and everything is all right. I, what are you talking about? I talked to her this morning, and she said... She told me. She did?
I spoke to her, and everything is all right. I, what are you talking about? I talked to her this morning, and she said... She told me. She did?
I spoke to her, and everything is all right. I, what are you talking about? I talked to her this morning, and she said... She told me. She did? I just saw her.
I spoke to her, and everything is all right. I, what are you talking about? I talked to her this morning, and she said... She told me. She did? I just saw her.
I spoke to her, and everything is all right. I, what are you talking about? I talked to her this morning, and she said... She told me. She did? I just saw her. In New York?
I spoke to her, and everything is all right. I, what are you talking about? I talked to her this morning, and she said... She told me. She did? I just saw her. In New York?
Nothing there now. It was...  ...one of them! What was it like? I couldn't see much in the dark - but it was one!
Nothing there now. It was...  ...one of them! What was it like? I couldn't see much in the dark - but it was one!
I don't know, Bob.  I'm flattered and all, but I've got a kid, now. So? So I don't know about horror. Come on.  Kids love horror. And I...I've got other things happening.
I don't know, Bob.  I'm flattered and all, but I've got a kid, now. So? So I don't know about horror. Come on.  Kids love horror. And I...I've got other things happening.
I don't know, Bob.  I'm flattered and all, but I've got a kid, now. So? So I don't know about horror. Come on.  Kids love horror.
I don't know, Bob.  I'm flattered and all, but I've got a kid, now. So? So I don't know about horror. Come on.  Kids love horror.
Bob, how long has Wes been working on this script? I don't know.  A couple months.  Why? And since you've been thinking of making it.  Has anything funny happened? I don't follow.
Bob, how long has Wes been working on this script? I don't know.  A couple months.  Why? And since you've been thinking of making it.  Has anything funny happened? I don't follow.
What's up? Chase, you'd better come home. Heather, I'm stuck here.  Neither Chuck or Terry came in today.  I can't get away!
What's up? Chase, you'd better come home. Heather, I'm stuck here.  Neither Chuck or Terry came in today.  I can't get away!
You okay? I'm fine. Everything went great, I thought.  We really got you, didn't we?
You okay? I'm fine. Everything went great, I thought.  We really got you, didn't we?
I know how Chase really died. What are you talking about? Fred Krueger did it.
I know how Chase really died. What are you talking about? Fred Krueger did it.
I'd have liked to have said goodbye. He knows. You sound so sure.
I'd have liked to have said goodbye. He knows. You sound so sure.
Feels different doesn't it? What? That we're going back.  I don't want it to end.  I don't want to be what I was when I left. What was that?
Feels different doesn't it? What? That we're going back.  I don't want it to end.  I don't want to be what I was when I left. What was that?
Do you have your ticket? Yes. Passport?
Do you have your ticket? Yes. Passport?
How ya doing? Fine. Good. Look, I appreciate, you know, the concern and all, but like he said, I can take care of myself.
How ya doing? Fine. Good. Look, I appreciate, you know, the concern and all, but like he said, I can take care of myself.
You think Skipper and Alice do it? Do what? Ya know... "It".
You think Skipper and Alice do it? Do what? Ya know... "It".
Who told you that? My dad. It works?
Who told you that? My dad. It works?
What's wrong, you don't like steak? I should be eating with the crew. Humor me.  Eat it anyway.
What's wrong, you don't like steak? I should be eating with the crew. Humor me.  Eat it anyway.
You're the one who doesn't care, Phil. It hurts too much to care. About yourself?
You're the one who doesn't care, Phil. It hurts too much to care. About yourself?
Sorry, gentlemen. I'm 'most finished on my shoppin' here. This be it? Y'all take American Express? Yessir.
Sorry, gentlemen. I'm 'most finished on my shoppin' here. This be it? Y'all take American Express? Yessir.
Oh my God... It's Johnnie... Duck down!... Get goin'! Where? Never mind where... Get outta here... I mean it, Sailor.
Oh my God... It's Johnnie... Duck down!... Get goin'! Where? Never mind where... Get outta here... I mean it, Sailor.
How much we got left, honey? Under a hundred. You want to stick around here, Sailor? See if we can get some work? Not in Houston. We'd be better off in some place more out of the way. You want me to drive for a stretch? Give you a chance to rest.
How much we got left, honey? Under a hundred. You want to stick around here, Sailor? See if we can get some work? Not in Houston. We'd be better off in some place more out of the way. You want me to drive for a stretch? Give you a chance to rest.
How much we got left, honey? Under a hundred. You want to stick around here, Sailor? See if we can get some work? Not in Houston. We'd be better off in some place more out of the way.
How much we got left, honey? Under a hundred. You want to stick around here, Sailor? See if we can get some work? Not in Houston. We'd be better off in some place more out of the way.
Lula? I love you, baby. I just want you to be all right. I am all right, mama. That's why I called, to let you know. I gotta go. Call me again soon? I'll be waitin' by the phone.
Lula? I love you, baby. I just want you to be all right. I am all right, mama. That's why I called, to let you know. I gotta go. Call me again soon? I'll be waitin' by the phone.
I'm gonna take your silence as a "yes"... Santos... I can't... Shhhh... It's all right... Also, I either take you or that pretty daughter of yours to bed. You fucker, don't you ever touch Lula - You fucker, I'll kill you. Put your shoulders back. What?
I'm gonna take your silence as a "yes"... Santos... I can't... Shhhh... It's all right... Also, I either take you or that pretty daughter of yours to bed. You fucker, don't you ever touch Lula - You fucker, I'll kill you. Put your shoulders back. What?
I'm gonna take your silence as a "yes"... Santos... I can't... Shhhh... It's all right... Also, I either take you or that pretty daughter of yours to bed. You fucker, don't you ever touch Lula - You fucker, I'll kill you.
I'm gonna take your silence as a "yes"... Santos... I can't... Shhhh... It's all right... Also, I either take you or that pretty daughter of yours to bed. You fucker, don't you ever touch Lula - You fucker, I'll kill you.
I'm gonna take your silence as a "yes"... Santos... I can't... Shhhh... It's all right... Also, I either take you or that pretty daughter of yours to bed. You fucker, don't you ever touch Lula - You fucker, I'll kill you. Put your shoulders back.
I'm gonna take your silence as a "yes"... Santos... I can't... Shhhh... It's all right... Also, I either take you or that pretty daughter of yours to bed. You fucker, don't you ever touch Lula - You fucker, I'll kill you. Put your shoulders back.
You got nice tits. Someone's gonna see us. That's just another part of the price to pay.
You got nice tits. Someone's gonna see us. That's just another part of the price to pay.
...Sailor Ripley... Can I talk to Lula? There's no way in hell you can speak to her and... What?...
...Sailor Ripley... Can I talk to Lula? There's no way in hell you can speak to her and... What?...
I got kicked out. Well, not exactly kicked out. I was asked to leave. I guess there's probably a story behind that. There is, but it's not that interesting. So where have you been staying?
I got kicked out. Well, not exactly kicked out. I was asked to leave. I guess there's probably a story behind that. There is, but it's not that interesting. So where have you been staying?
Thanks for that. He all right? I think so... What about you? Me? Sure. Why?
Thanks for that. He all right? I think so... What about you? Me? Sure. Why?
You had another one, didn't you? You have to see a doctor, Grady. First thing Monday morning. All right? Is the thing -- is it over? Almost. Want to sit up?  What's the matter?
You had another one, didn't you? You have to see a doctor, Grady. First thing Monday morning. All right? Is the thing -- is it over? Almost. Want to sit up?  What's the matter?
Well... Don't. I know what you're going to say. No, really, Sara, I don't think you -- You love Emily. I know that. And you need to stay with her. I don't think I really have a choice in, that. Emily left me.
Well... Don't. I know what you're going to say. No, really, Sara, I don't think you -- You love Emily. I know that. And you need to stay with her. I don't think I really have a choice in, that. Emily left me.
Well... Don't. I know what you're going to say. No, really, Sara, I don't think you -- You love Emily. I know that. And you need to stay with her.
Well... Don't. I know what you're going to say. No, really, Sara, I don't think you -- You love Emily. I know that. And you need to stay with her.
I believe you. I believe you want to be with me. But this is not just about me anymore. I know that. I know what's at stake here... No, I don't think you do. And besides... I haven't decided yet. About the baby.
I believe you. I believe you want to be with me. But this is not just about me anymore. I know that. I know what's at stake here... No, I don't think you do. And besides... I haven't decided yet. About the baby.
You didn't happen to call the house last night, did you, Grady? I think I might have. And what do you think you might have said?
You didn't happen to call the house last night, did you, Grady? I think I might have. And what do you think you might have said?
He told you. He told me. And what did you say?
He told you. He told me. And what did you say?
Did you tell Walter? I told Walter. Does he still love you?
Did you tell Walter? I told Walter. Does he still love you?
I've got some pictures.  Want to see? No thanks. Ah, come on.
I've got some pictures.  Want to see? No thanks. Ah, come on.
Aren't you glad? When? Soon. Next week? The week after?
Aren't you glad? When? Soon. Next week? The week after?
Carlos, can I ask you something? Sure. Nothing. Ask me. Ask me anything.
Carlos, can I ask you something? Sure. Nothing. Ask me. Ask me anything.
Don't you have friends? I have friends. A pretty girl like you should have a lot of friends. I'm not pretty.
Don't you have friends? I have friends. A pretty girl like you should have a lot of friends. I'm not pretty.
I haven't broken any laws. Then you won't mind if I look around. I would. Got something to hide? Doesn't everybody? I could get a search warrant.
I haven't broken any laws. Then you won't mind if I look around. I would. Got something to hide? Doesn't everybody? I could get a search warrant.
I haven't broken any laws. Then you won't mind if I look around. I would. Got something to hide?
I haven't broken any laws. Then you won't mind if I look around. I would. Got something to hide?
I haven't broken any laws. Then you won't mind if I look around. I would. Got something to hide? Doesn't everybody?
I haven't broken any laws. Then you won't mind if I look around. I would. Got something to hide? Doesn't everybody?
What? Would you like to sit on my lap? No thank you. Are you sure? I'm sure. Thank you all the same. That's okay... doesn't matter.
What? Would you like to sit on my lap? No thank you. Are you sure? I'm sure. Thank you all the same. That's okay... doesn't matter.
What? Would you like to sit on my lap? No thank you. Are you sure?
What? Would you like to sit on my lap? No thank you. Are you sure?
What? Would you like to sit on my lap? No thank you. Are you sure? I'm sure. Thank you all the same.
What? Would you like to sit on my lap? No thank you. Are you sure? I'm sure. Thank you all the same.
My daddy lets me sit on his lap. Does he? Yes.
My daddy lets me sit on his lap. Does he? Yes.
What's her name? Ms. Kramer. Tell Ms. Kramer what your daddy does. I can't.
What's her name? Ms. Kramer. Tell Ms. Kramer what your daddy does. I can't.
But will he... ? Your daddy will always love you. How do you know? I know because... it's just something I know. I don't want to hurt my daddy.
But will he... ? Your daddy will always love you. How do you know? I know because... it's just something I know. I don't want to hurt my daddy.
But will he... ? Your daddy will always love you. How do you know? I know because... it's just something I know.
But will he... ? Your daddy will always love you. How do you know? I know because... it's just something I know.
No. I don't mind. You should go home. Can't I stay a little longer? It's getting dark. Go home.
No. I don't mind. You should go home. Can't I stay a little longer? It's getting dark. Go home.
No. I don't mind. You should go home. Can't I stay a little longer?
No. I don't mind. You should go home. Can't I stay a little longer?
I don't know. What did you think would happen? I don't know. What did you want to happen?
I don't know. What did you think would happen? I don't know. What did you want to happen?
You know that if anything happens, I spend the rest of my life in prison. No parole, no nothing. Is this the first one? Of course it is! That's why I'm telling you!
You know that if anything happens, I spend the rest of my life in prison. No parole, no nothing. Is this the first one? Of course it is! That's why I'm telling you!
Don't ever do that again. All right. I don't like nobody behind my back!
Don't ever do that again. All right. I don't like nobody behind my back!
It's going to take time, Walter. Time. How do you feel about that?
It's going to take time, Walter. Time. How do you feel about that?
There's something wrong with this picture. What picture? I'm talking about you. Me?
There's something wrong with this picture. What picture? I'm talking about you. Me?
You're quiet at work. I'm just quiet. You don't hang out with the other guys. Neither do you.
You're quiet at work. I'm just quiet. You don't hang out with the other guys. Neither do you.
I'm not easily shocked. I get that impression. So... what's your dark secret? Why do you want to know?
I'm not easily shocked. I get that impression. So... what's your dark secret? Why do you want to know?
What's the problem? You think I have a problem? Do you? It's been a while since...
What's the problem? You think I have a problem? Do you? It's been a while since...
You're scared. I'm not scared. Neither am I.
You're scared. I'm not scared. Neither am I.
I don't even know how to live with myself. Just think about it. I've got problems. Who doesn't? Most people don't have my kind of problems. Guess that makes you pretty special.
I don't even know how to live with myself. Just think about it. I've got problems. Who doesn't? Most people don't have my kind of problems. Guess that makes you pretty special.
I don't even know how to live with myself. Just think about it. I've got problems. Who doesn't?
I don't even know how to live with myself. Just think about it. I've got problems. Who doesn't?
I don't even know how to live with myself. Just think about it. I've got problems. Who doesn't? Most people don't have my kind of problems.
I don't even know how to live with myself. Just think about it. I've got problems. Who doesn't? Most people don't have my kind of problems.
Don't do that. Do what? Sneak up behind me like that. What's your fucking problem?
Don't do that. Do what? Sneak up behind me like that. What's your fucking problem?
Well? Well, what? Have you decided?
Well? Well, what? Have you decided?
Twelve years ... But why haven't they married? And why haven't they left each other? I'm beginning to have my doubts. It couldn't be that they're in love?
Twelve years ... But why haven't they married? And why haven't they left each other? I'm beginning to have my doubts. It couldn't be that they're in love?
Have you read it?... They're asking for anyone with information to get in touch with them. Yes. I had also thought of going there to talk with them... Yes, you should go.
Have you read it?... They're asking for anyone with information to get in touch with them. Yes. I had also thought of going there to talk with them... Yes, you should go.
Good night, my love. Good night. Tell me that you love me. I love you. Tell me once more. I don't love you.
Good night, my love. Good night. Tell me that you love me. I love you. Tell me once more. I don't love you.
Good night, my love. Good night. Tell me that you love me. I love you. Tell me once more.
Good night, my love. Good night. Tell me that you love me. I love you. Tell me once more.
We have a radio like this, too. No, not like this one. And why wouldn't we have one like this?
We have a radio like this, too. No, not like this one. And why wouldn't we have one like this?
Whose boat is that? What boat? Just a moment ago... didn't you hear the sound of a motor? At this time of the year there are so many boats... And how come you're up so early?
Whose boat is that? What boat? Just a moment ago... didn't you hear the sound of a motor? At this time of the year there are so many boats... And how come you're up so early?
Whose boat is that? What boat? Just a moment ago... didn't you hear the sound of a motor? At this time of the year there are so many boats...
Whose boat is that? What boat? Just a moment ago... didn't you hear the sound of a motor? At this time of the year there are so many boats...
No I'm not. Hasn't anyone ever told you that before? Let's talk about something else. What would you like to talk about. I don't know. Anything... may I sit down?
No I'm not. Hasn't anyone ever told you that before? Let's talk about something else. What would you like to talk about. I don't know. Anything... may I sit down?
No I'm not. Hasn't anyone ever told you that before? Let's talk about something else. What would you like to talk about.
No I'm not. Hasn't anyone ever told you that before? Let's talk about something else. What would you like to talk about.
No I'm not. Hasn't anyone ever told you that before? Let's talk about something else. What would you like to talk about. I don't know.
No I'm not. Hasn't anyone ever told you that before? Let's talk about something else. What would you like to talk about. I don't know.
Do you know a Marie? No... do you? Why should I?
Do you know a Marie? No... do you? Why should I?
You liked Sister Paul? She was kind to me. She told me I was beautiful. What else did she tell you?
You liked Sister Paul? She was kind to me. She told me I was beautiful. What else did she tell you?
I'm frightened. Of what? Of telling you. But it's easy. It's just a breath with sound. Say it. What kind of trouble?
I'm frightened. Of what? Of telling you. But it's easy. It's just a breath with sound. Say it. What kind of trouble?
Which one? I don't know which one Of what? Of me. Oh... God!  My God...  Water... it's all water... Why isn't anyone coming?
Which one? I don't know which one Of what? Of me. Oh... God!  My God...  Water... it's all water... Why isn't anyone coming?
Which one? I don't know which one Of what? Of me. Oh... God!  My God...  Water... it's all water...
Which one? I don't know which one Of what? Of me. Oh... God!  My God...  Water... it's all water...
Who? Go away, I don't want you here. Is someone in the room with you?
Who? Go away, I don't want you here. Is someone in the room with you?
Oh that one there, in the corner. The one up on the third floor? Yes.
Oh that one there, in the corner. The one up on the third floor? Yes.
There's nothing here. Was the child full term? Oh, Dear God... What is it? The sheets... What sheets?
There's nothing here. Was the child full term? Oh, Dear God... What is it? The sheets... What sheets?
There's nothing here. Was the child full term? Oh, Dear God... What is it?
There's nothing here. Was the child full term? Oh, Dear God... What is it?
There's nothing here. Was the child full term? Oh, Dear God... What is it? The sheets...
There's nothing here. Was the child full term? Oh, Dear God... What is it? The sheets...
My sister died in a convent. And it's her voice I hear.  Does my smoking bother you? No, it reminds me. Would you like one?  Huh?
My sister died in a convent. And it's her voice I hear.  Does my smoking bother you? No, it reminds me. Would you like one?  Huh?
This is permission to take her apart. Where is she? Hasn't she had enough? I have a few more questions to ask her.
This is permission to take her apart. Where is she? Hasn't she had enough? I have a few more questions to ask her.
That's enough. Agnes, what happened to the baby? She can't remember.
That's enough. Agnes, what happened to the baby? She can't remember.
Lay them down. Eh? Lay them down. We'd be thrown out.
Lay them down. Eh? Lay them down. We'd be thrown out.
No, that's his other one. That's all right then. Clean though, isn't he?
No, that's his other one. That's all right then. Clean though, isn't he?
He's betrayed the class. Oh, leave off!!! Temper! Temper!
He's betrayed the class. Oh, leave off!!! Temper! Temper!
He's been gone a long time. Who? Paul's grandfather. Oh, I didn't notice, where'd he go?
He's been gone a long time. Who? Paul's grandfather. Oh, I didn't notice, where'd he go?
He's been gone a long time. Who? Paul's grandfather. Oh, I didn't notice, where'd he go? Down the ... er ...
He's been gone a long time. Who? Paul's grandfather. Oh, I didn't notice, where'd he go? Down the ... er ...
He's been gone a long time. Who? Paul's grandfather. Oh, I didn't notice, where'd he go? Down the ... er ... Oh, down the ... er ...?
He's been gone a long time. Who? Paul's grandfather. Oh, I didn't notice, where'd he go? Down the ... er ... Oh, down the ... er ...?
How long to fix? Hard to say. Well, get started.
How long to fix? Hard to say. Well, get started.
Now what's wrong? I've completely lost their signal. Can you get them back?
Now what's wrong? I've completely lost their signal. Can you get them back?
Just keep your finger off the button till she's way away from the ship, that's all. Is it armed? If you press the button right now, it will blow the whole nose of the ship off.
Just keep your finger off the button till she's way away from the ship, that's all. Is it armed? If you press the button right now, it will blow the whole nose of the ship off.
There, it caught! Is it still coming up, or is it hooked on something? No, it's coming.
There, it caught! Is it still coming up, or is it hooked on something? No, it's coming.
I've got Hunter... and something else as well, in front of him. Are they close? They're on the next level up.
I've got Hunter... and something else as well, in front of him. Are they close? They're on the next level up.
I'm about to go into the shower, I won't be able to hear you... I can wait. Where would you like to go? We'll make this a special night... You take charge.
I'm about to go into the shower, I won't be able to hear you... I can wait. Where would you like to go? We'll make this a special night... You take charge.
I had to get in, to meet Margo! I had to say something, be somebody, make her like me! She did like you, she helped and trusted you! You paid her back by trying to take Bill away! That's not true!
I had to get in, to meet Margo! I had to say something, be somebody, make her like me! She did like you, she helped and trusted you! You paid her back by trying to take Bill away! That's not true!
Then say so. Yes, Addison. And you realize - you agree how completely you belong to me? Yes, Addison.
Then say so. Yes, Addison. And you realize - you agree how completely you belong to me? Yes, Addison.
You've already met. Where? Right here. A minute ago.
You've already met. Where? Right here. A minute ago.
Thank you. Nothing, really... The kid - junior, that is - will be right down. Unless you'd like to take her drink up to her...
Thank you. Nothing, really... The kid - junior, that is - will be right down. Unless you'd like to take her drink up to her...
But Hollywood. You mustn't stay there. It's only one picture deal. So few come back...
But Hollywood. You mustn't stay there. It's only one picture deal. So few come back...
How'd you get all the way up here from Brooklyn? Subway. How long does it take?
How'd you get all the way up here from Brooklyn? Subway. How long does it take?
I was wondering whether you'd come at all.. Don't get up.  And don't act as if I were the queen mother. I don't expect you to be pleasant. I don't intend to be.
I was wondering whether you'd come at all.. Don't get up.  And don't act as if I were the queen mother. I don't expect you to be pleasant. I don't intend to be.
I've got a lot to say. And none of it is easy. There can't be very much- Oh, but there is- - and easy or not, I won't believe a word.
I've got a lot to say. And none of it is easy. There can't be very much- Oh, but there is- - and easy or not, I won't believe a word.
What about the game?! I'm not playing. You're missing the game for us?!
What about the game?! I'm not playing. You're missing the game for us?!
Can I come in? Yeah, sure. You're not...busy?
Can I come in? Yeah, sure. You're not...busy?
James!  You have come in here on purpose?! Well...uh... Shame on you! Uh...yeah...sorry. Well.  You have seen me.  Now it is my turn to see you.  Strip. Strip?
James!  You have come in here on purpose?! Well...uh... Shame on you! Uh...yeah...sorry. Well.  You have seen me.  Now it is my turn to see you.  Strip. Strip?
James!  You have come in here on purpose?! Well...uh... Shame on you! Uh...yeah...sorry.
James!  You have come in here on purpose?! Well...uh... Shame on you! Uh...yeah...sorry.
James!  You have come in here on purpose?! Well...uh... Shame on you! Uh...yeah...sorry. Well.  You have seen me.  Now it is my turn to see you.  Strip.
James!  You have come in here on purpose?! Well...uh... Shame on you! Uh...yeah...sorry. Well.  You have seen me.  Now it is my turn to see you.  Strip.
Look, the more you think about it, the harder it is. Just like sex with my wife. The key is don't look down. Also like sex with my wife.
Look, the more you think about it, the harder it is. Just like sex with my wife. The key is don't look down. Also like sex with my wife.
Hello? Are you okay? No, I don't think so... I was having a nightmare. Wait a second... Where did you go last night? What did you do? I don't... I... I can't remember...
Hello? Are you okay? No, I don't think so... I was having a nightmare. Wait a second... Where did you go last night? What did you do? I don't... I... I can't remember...
Hello? Are you okay? No, I don't think so... I was having a nightmare. Wait a second... Where did you go last night? What did you do?
Hello? Are you okay? No, I don't think so... I was having a nightmare. Wait a second... Where did you go last night? What did you do?
I'm the hired help. Fuck you. I never put myself in harm's way. Anymore.
I'm the hired help. Fuck you. I never put myself in harm's way. Anymore.
That for us? What a nose.  You missed your calling. Can I open it? Sally?
That for us? What a nose.  You missed your calling. Can I open it? Sally?
Let me.  I'm Jeffrey. Monica. And you know our friends, how? We live next door.
Let me.  I'm Jeffrey. Monica. And you know our friends, how? We live next door.
Let me.  I'm Jeffrey. Monica. And you know our friends, how? We live next door. Oh.  You're them.
Let me.  I'm Jeffrey. Monica. And you know our friends, how? We live next door. Oh.  You're them.
Let me.  I'm Jeffrey. Monica. And you know our friends, how? We live next door. Oh.  You're them. Excuse me?
Let me.  I'm Jeffrey. Monica. And you know our friends, how? We live next door. Oh.  You're them. Excuse me?
Are you my big brave boy?  Are you my brave hero? You're crazy baby.  I love you. Are you my big hard hero? Do you want me to save you?  Do you want me to save you? Oh yeah... Oh yeah... I'm gonna save you.
Are you my big brave boy?  Are you my brave hero? You're crazy baby.  I love you. Are you my big hard hero? Do you want me to save you?  Do you want me to save you? Oh yeah... Oh yeah... I'm gonna save you.
Go. Hey!  Would you? It was fifteen seconds. I don't think so.
Go. Hey!  Would you? It was fifteen seconds. I don't think so.
No.  Did you? No.  I missed that. I missed all of you.  We're okay, aren't we? We're great. I mean, you're really back.
No.  Did you? No.  I missed that. I missed all of you.  We're okay, aren't we? We're great. I mean, you're really back.
No.  Did you? No.  I missed that. I missed all of you.  We're okay, aren't we? We're great.
No.  Did you? No.  I missed that. I missed all of you.  We're okay, aren't we? We're great.
Easy tiger. Alright.  Please don't tell Ryan I'm drinking. Scout's honor.
Easy tiger. Alright.  Please don't tell Ryan I'm drinking. Scout's honor.
Are you making an ass of yourself? There's only you, Ryan.  You know what, Ryan?  You're beautiful.  I love you so much... You need... I don't need a drug.
Are you making an ass of yourself? There's only you, Ryan.  You know what, Ryan?  You're beautiful.  I love you so much... You need... I don't need a drug.
Jesus Christ, it's a fucking dog! Don't go in, Ryan. What?
Jesus Christ, it's a fucking dog! Don't go in, Ryan. What?
I'm sorry. There's a goddamn sign on the gate. I'm so sorry. You fucking cow, can't you read?! I...
I'm sorry. There's a goddamn sign on the gate. I'm so sorry. You fucking cow, can't you read?! I...
I'm sorry. There's a goddamn sign on the gate. I'm so sorry. You fucking cow, can't you read?!
I'm sorry. There's a goddamn sign on the gate. I'm so sorry. You fucking cow, can't you read?!
Is there space here? Yes. Do you need anything else?
Is there space here? Yes. Do you need anything else?
I'm sorry, Mr. Baxter. Miss Kubelik --  -- you shouldn't be out of bed. I didn't know -- I had no idea this was your apartment --
I'm sorry, Mr. Baxter. Miss Kubelik --  -- you shouldn't be out of bed. I didn't know -- I had no idea this was your apartment --
I didn't mean it that way -- I was just talking to him on the phone -- he's very concerned about you. He doesn't give a damn about me. Oh, you're wrong. He told me --
I didn't mean it that way -- I was just talking to him on the phone -- he's very concerned about you. He doesn't give a damn about me. Oh, you're wrong. He told me --
I think I'm going to give it all up. Give what up? Why do people have to love people, anyway? Yeah -- I know what you mean.  Queen. I don't want it.
I think I'm going to give it all up. Give what up? Why do people have to love people, anyway? Yeah -- I know what you mean.  Queen. I don't want it.
I think I'm going to give it all up. Give what up? Why do people have to love people, anyway? Yeah -- I know what you mean.  Queen.
I think I'm going to give it all up. Give what up? Why do people have to love people, anyway? Yeah -- I know what you mean.  Queen.
Are you all right? I'm fine. Are you sure? How's your knee? I'm fine all over. Mind if I come in?
Are you all right? I'm fine. Are you sure? How's your knee? I'm fine all over. Mind if I come in?
Are you all right? I'm fine. Are you sure? How's your knee? I'm fine all over.
Are you all right? I'm fine. Are you sure? How's your knee? I'm fine all over.
Baxter? Yes, sir. I was sort of wondering what you looked like. Sit down.
Baxter? Yes, sir. I was sort of wondering what you looked like. Sit down.
Yes, she's in the shower -- she's coming along fine, considering. Good. Is there anything you need -- money -- ? No, thank you, Mr. Sheldrake. As a matter of fact, I've got some money for you -- a hundred dollars -- Oh.  Well, if there's anything I can do for you -- For me? I don't think so. But I was hoping maybe you could do something for her --
Yes, she's in the shower -- she's coming along fine, considering. Good. Is there anything you need -- money -- ? No, thank you, Mr. Sheldrake. As a matter of fact, I've got some money for you -- a hundred dollars -- Oh.  Well, if there's anything I can do for you -- For me? I don't think so. But I was hoping maybe you could do something for her --
Yes, she's in the shower -- she's coming along fine, considering. Good. Is there anything you need -- money -- ? No, thank you, Mr. Sheldrake. As a matter of fact, I've got some money for you -- a hundred dollars -- Oh.  Well, if there's anything I can do for you --
Yes, she's in the shower -- she's coming along fine, considering. Good. Is there anything you need -- money -- ? No, thank you, Mr. Sheldrake. As a matter of fact, I've got some money for you -- a hundred dollars -- Oh.  Well, if there's anything I can do for you --
Say, Baxter -- we're having a little party and we ran out of ice -- so I was wondering -- Sure, Doc. How come you're alone on New Year's Eve? Well, I have things to do -- What's this -- you packing?
Say, Baxter -- we're having a little party and we ran out of ice -- so I was wondering -- Sure, Doc. How come you're alone on New Year's Eve? Well, I have things to do -- What's this -- you packing?
Say, Baxter -- we're having a little party and we ran out of ice -- so I was wondering -- Sure, Doc. How come you're alone on New Year's Eve? Well, I have things to do --
Say, Baxter -- we're having a little party and we ran out of ice -- so I was wondering -- Sure, Doc. How come you're alone on New Year's Eve? Well, I have things to do --
Where are you moving to? I don't know. All I know is I got to get out of this place. Sorry to lose you, Baxter.
Where are you moving to? I don't know. All I know is I got to get out of this place. Sorry to lose you, Baxter.
Can I ask you a personal question? No. You got a girl-friend? She may be a girl -- but she's no friend of mine. Still stuck on her, huh. Stuck on her! Obviously, you don't know me very well.
Can I ask you a personal question? No. You got a girl-friend? She may be a girl -- but she's no friend of mine. Still stuck on her, huh. Stuck on her! Obviously, you don't know me very well.
Can I ask you a personal question? No. You got a girl-friend? She may be a girl -- but she's no friend of mine.
Can I ask you a personal question? No. You got a girl-friend? She may be a girl -- but she's no friend of mine.
Can I ask you a personal question? No. You got a girl-friend? She may be a girl -- but she's no friend of mine. Still stuck on her, huh.
Can I ask you a personal question? No. You got a girl-friend? She may be a girl -- but she's no friend of mine. Still stuck on her, huh.
Not so rough, honey. Good night. Good night? The party's over. What's the matter? Did I do something wrong?
Not so rough, honey. Good night. Good night? The party's over. What's the matter? Did I do something wrong?
Not so rough, honey. Good night. Good night? The party's over.
Not so rough, honey. Good night. Good night? The party's over.
Coming? You run along -- I want to fix my face. Don't forget to kill the lights. See you Monday. Sure. Monday and Thursday -- and Monday again -- and Thursday again --
Coming? You run along -- I want to fix my face. Don't forget to kill the lights. See you Monday. Sure. Monday and Thursday -- and Monday again -- and Thursday again --
Winning the war by yourself. Part. Which part is that ?
Winning the war by yourself. Part. Which part is that ?
Charlie? Looks that way. Who's he?
Charlie? Looks that way. Who's he?
Hey, buddy, that boat still runs, eh? Yeah, it still runs. Do me a favor buddy, please.
Hey, buddy, that boat still runs, eh? Yeah, it still runs. Do me a favor buddy, please.
I thought he was a lame. A lame ? This is years ago, before he joined Special Forces, I guess. We had an argument. About what ? I don't know. He was a lame, that's all. But why ?
I thought he was a lame. A lame ? This is years ago, before he joined Special Forces, I guess. We had an argument. About what ? I don't know. He was a lame, that's all. But why ?
Told you I'm fine! How many do you see? What?!  Fuck off.  Save yourself. You don't feel cold?
Told you I'm fine! How many do you see? What?!  Fuck off.  Save yourself. You don't feel cold?
I don't want to hear that music right now. What do you mean? You said you liked it. I don't. This one has a special meaning.
I don't want to hear that music right now. What do you mean? You said you liked it. I don't. This one has a special meaning.
I brought you Chinese soup. Thanks. I have never been so tired in my life. Okay, if I sit here?
I brought you Chinese soup. Thanks. I have never been so tired in my life. Okay, if I sit here?
What are you doing? Get out.  You think I'm running you up?  Get out. You can't --
What are you doing? Get out.  You think I'm running you up?  Get out. You can't --
Michael? No.  No.  No.  I don't believe it. They money will be standard bank transfer.  We believe we will know where and when.
Michael? No.  No.  No.  I don't believe it. They money will be standard bank transfer.  We believe we will know where and when.
Bullshit. Yeah. You're one of them, aren't you?  A fucking pro.
Bullshit. Yeah. You're one of them, aren't you?  A fucking pro.
Do you have a passport? Several. Good. Where is it?
Do you have a passport? Several. Good. Where is it?
You should knock. Sorry. How was the beach?
You should knock. Sorry. How was the beach?
I paid a lot for these. They saw you coming a mile away.  If I had known we'd be using -- It's too late now.  Okay?  We'll have to deal with these.
I paid a lot for these. They saw you coming a mile away.  If I had known we'd be using -- It's too late now.  Okay?  We'll have to deal with these.
What are you doing? What? That's a ridiculous move. Why? Because, I'll take it.
What are you doing? What? That's a ridiculous move. Why? Because, I'll take it.
What are you doing? What? That's a ridiculous move. Why?
What are you doing? What? That's a ridiculous move. Why?
Yes. Are you attracted to me? Yes. Why? Why?  I don't know. Is it a physical thing, or a mental thing?
Yes. Are you attracted to me? Yes. Why? Why?  I don't know. Is it a physical thing, or a mental thing?
Yes. Are you attracted to me? Yes. Why?
Yes. Are you attracted to me? Yes. Why?
Yes. Are you attracted to me? Yes. Why? Why?  I don't know.
Yes. Are you attracted to me? Yes. Why? Why?  I don't know.
I made a deal with Josh. What? It was a condition of getting Doug out. What are you talking about? In return for Doug's freedom, I was never to see him again, I had to - it was his only chance.
I made a deal with Josh. What? It was a condition of getting Doug out. What are you talking about? In return for Doug's freedom, I was never to see him again, I had to - it was his only chance.
I made a deal with Josh. What? It was a condition of getting Doug out. What are you talking about?
I made a deal with Josh. What? It was a condition of getting Doug out. What are you talking about?
You mean, Josh's father had nothing to do with it? No! You're sure?
You mean, Josh's father had nothing to do with it? No! You're sure?
Better than you. Hmm, I still owe him. Why don't we both forget about him?
Better than you. Hmm, I still owe him. Why don't we both forget about him?
This is your doing? Yes, they had nothing to do with it. And you broke into that room? That's right. You will wish you hadn't.
This is your doing? Yes, they had nothing to do with it. And you broke into that room? That's right. You will wish you hadn't.
This is your doing? Yes, they had nothing to do with it. And you broke into that room? That's right.
This is your doing? Yes, they had nothing to do with it. And you broke into that room? That's right.
And the students? I have the Director's word, there will be no action against them. You may go once we have the disks. How do I know this isn't a trap? You have the letter and my word, if you wish you may wait upstairs....Now, where are the disks? I'll need to make a phone call.
And the students? I have the Director's word, there will be no action against them. You may go once we have the disks. How do I know this isn't a trap? You have the letter and my word, if you wish you may wait upstairs....Now, where are the disks? I'll need to make a phone call.
And the students? I have the Director's word, there will be no action against them. You may go once we have the disks. How do I know this isn't a trap? You have the letter and my word, if you wish you may wait upstairs....Now, where are the disks?
And the students? I have the Director's word, there will be no action against them. You may go once we have the disks. How do I know this isn't a trap? You have the letter and my word, if you wish you may wait upstairs....Now, where are the disks?
Sure! Give me a break, will you. How often do I ask you for something? Okay, Okay, but I want it right back. It belongs to my father. No problem, is it at your place?
Sure! Give me a break, will you. How often do I ask you for something? Okay, Okay, but I want it right back. It belongs to my father. No problem, is it at your place?
I think we should be going honey. What for? Well, for a start, you've got to get cleaned up.
I think we should be going honey. What for? Well, for a start, you've got to get cleaned up.
That's my bag. Go to hell! It's more than what you're worth. You bastard!
That's my bag. Go to hell! It's more than what you're worth. You bastard!
Pictures from the play. Jamie looks pretty -- I'm sorry about how we -- No. You're with who you should be. It's like she chose you. And I have no idea why.
Pictures from the play. Jamie looks pretty -- I'm sorry about how we -- No. You're with who you should be. It's like she chose you. And I have no idea why.
I'm not hanging. I'm fixing my car -- You don't need a car you can't drive for a month. Go see Marvin. 'Bout what?
I'm not hanging. I'm fixing my car -- You don't need a car you can't drive for a month. Go see Marvin. 'Bout what?
Your father dropped off an extra check. I don't want his money. It could help with a new car --
Your father dropped off an extra check. I don't want his money. It could help with a new car --
A late night or an early morning? Late night.  You? Were you with Jamie? Yeah.
A late night or an early morning? Late night.  You? Were you with Jamie? Yeah.
He goes to my father's church. He could've died -- -- This your idea of small talk? I don't make small talk --
He goes to my father's church. He could've died -- -- This your idea of small talk? I don't make small talk --
You're really into God, right? In ten words or less? Yeah. My relationship with God is my own. But you think about Him -- It -- Her.
You're really into God, right? In ten words or less? Yeah. My relationship with God is my own. But you think about Him -- It -- Her.
You're really into God, right? In ten words or less? Yeah. My relationship with God is my own.
You're really into God, right? In ten words or less? Yeah. My relationship with God is my own.
From citizen high to citizen low. I don't care. Care, but just don't let it get to you. It gives them power. That what you do?
From citizen high to citizen low. I don't care. Care, but just don't let it get to you. It gives them power. That what you do?
What are you thinking? That I want you to take me home. Now? We just --
What are you thinking? That I want you to take me home. Now? We just --
Did you give him a gift? No. I saw the way he looked at you. The way he kissed you. It was a play. Boys like him have -- expectations.
Did you give him a gift? No. I saw the way he looked at you. The way he kissed you. It was a play. Boys like him have -- expectations.
Did you give him a gift? No. I saw the way he looked at you. The way he kissed you. It was a play.
Did you give him a gift? No. I saw the way he looked at you. The way he kissed you. It was a play.
How was school today? Fine. Learn anything? Oh yeah.
How was school today? Fine. Learn anything? Oh yeah.
Fine.. Learn anything? Oh yeah.
Fine.. Learn anything? Oh yeah.
Say, where did this guitar come from? Oh -- that -- I found it in the closet. I don't recall ever seeing it before. Well, it was there.
Say, where did this guitar come from? Oh -- that -- I found it in the closet. I don't recall ever seeing it before. Well, it was there.
Look, maybe I'd better talk to Dick. Is he around? Dick? Dick who? Now who's being stupid? The guy who runs this place. I run this place! What happened to Dick Wilson?
Look, maybe I'd better talk to Dick. Is he around? Dick? Dick who? Now who's being stupid? The guy who runs this place. I run this place! What happened to Dick Wilson?
Look, maybe I'd better talk to Dick. Is he around? Dick? Dick who? Now who's being stupid? The guy who runs this place. I run this place!
Look, maybe I'd better talk to Dick. Is he around? Dick? Dick who? Now who's being stupid? The guy who runs this place. I run this place!
Well, Kit... Tom... Good luck to you. Thanks. I mean it.
Well, Kit... Tom... Good luck to you. Thanks. I mean it.
Well, Kit... Tom... Good luck to you. Thanks.
Well, Kit... Tom... Good luck to you. Thanks.
What for? For coming onto my property... With a gun. No, you're not either. Yeah? Why not?
What for? For coming onto my property... With a gun. No, you're not either. Yeah? Why not?
What a nice place. Yeah, the tree makes it nice. And the flowers... Let's not pick them. They're so nice.
What a nice place. Yeah, the tree makes it nice. And the flowers... Let's not pick them. They're so nice.
I came in the front. How bad off is he? I can look and see. We better call the doctor... Listen. I'll say how it happened, part I saw.
I came in the front. How bad off is he? I can look and see. We better call the doctor... Listen. I'll say how it happened, part I saw.
Don't. Anybody ever done that to you before? No. Positive? Yes.
Don't. Anybody ever done that to you before? No. Positive? Yes.
Don't. Anybody ever done that to you before? No. Positive?
Don't. Anybody ever done that to you before? No. Positive?
Hi. Yes? This your place?
Hi. Yes? This your place?
Yes. Listen, ah... We're going to take the Cadillac for a while. How'd that be? Fine.
Yes. Listen, ah... We're going to take the Cadillac for a while. How'd that be? Fine.
She must've been a bigger fool than me if she ran out on a guy like you... She was killed, Penny. Oh, my.
She must've been a bigger fool than me if she ran out on a guy like you... She was killed, Penny. Oh, my.
I hope these are your shoes. Hi, Charlie. Because that would mean they gave you mine.
I hope these are your shoes. Hi, Charlie. Because that would mean they gave you mine.
Barton. Are you all right? No... Can I come in? Why don't we go to your room-
Barton. Are you all right? No... Can I come in? Why don't we go to your room-
...Jesus, Barton, what the hell is this?  What're we gonna do? I've gotta call the police  or you could call for me Hold on You gotta believe me
...Jesus, Barton, what the hell is this?  What're we gonna do? I've gotta call the police  or you could call for me Hold on You gotta believe me
...Jesus, Barton, what the hell is this?  What're we gonna do? I've gotta call the police  or you could call for me Hold on You gotta believe me Hold on
...Jesus, Barton, what the hell is this?  What're we gonna do? I've gotta call the police  or you could call for me Hold on You gotta believe me Hold on
...Jesus, Barton, what the hell is this?  What're we gonna do? I've gotta call the police  or you could call for me Hold on You gotta believe me Hold on I didn't do this, I did NOT do this
...Jesus, Barton, what the hell is this?  What're we gonna do? I've gotta call the police  or you could call for me Hold on You gotta believe me Hold on I didn't do this, I did NOT do this
I believe you, brother, but this don't look good. We gotta call the police Hold on. I said hold on, so hold on. Yeah. What do you think happened? I don't know!  Maybe it was her... boyfriend. I passed out. I don't know.  Won't the police be able to
I believe you, brother, but this don't look good. We gotta call the police Hold on. I said hold on, so hold on. Yeah. What do you think happened? I don't know!  Maybe it was her... boyfriend. I passed out. I don't know.  Won't the police be able to
Where were you tonight? Home. Watching TV. All night? Yeah.
Where were you tonight? Home. Watching TV. All night? Yeah.
How are you, Nick? I'm fine.  Come on, Beth!  You know I'm fine!  How the hell long do I have to keep doing this? As long as Internal Affairs wants you to, I suppose.  Sit down, Nick. It's bullshit.  You know it is.
How are you, Nick? I'm fine.  Come on, Beth!  You know I'm fine!  How the hell long do I have to keep doing this? As long as Internal Affairs wants you to, I suppose.  Sit down, Nick. It's bullshit.  You know it is.
How long were you having sex with him? About a year and a half. Were you with him last night? Yes. Did you leave the club with him? Yes.
How long were you having sex with him? About a year and a half. Were you with him last night? Yes. Did you leave the club with him? Yes.
Do you have a cigarette? I don't smoke. Yes, you do.
Do you have a cigarette? I don't smoke. Yes, you do.
How do you know all this stuff about me? You know all about me. I don't know anything that isn't police business.
How do you know all this stuff about me? You know all about me. I don't know anything that isn't police business.
Jack Daniel's okay?  It's gonna have to be. Fine. Ice?
Jack Daniel's okay?  It's gonna have to be. Fine. Ice?
You're not going to stop following me around now just because you're on leave -- are you? No. Good.  I'd miss you.  You can get into trouble, though. You're not really a cop anymore. I'll risk it. Why take the risk?
You're not going to stop following me around now just because you're on leave -- are you? No. Good.  I'd miss you.  You can get into trouble, though. You're not really a cop anymore. I'll risk it. Why take the risk?
You're not going to stop following me around now just because you're on leave -- are you? No. Good.  I'd miss you.  You can get into trouble, though. You're not really a cop anymore. I'll risk it.
You're not going to stop following me around now just because you're on leave -- are you? No. Good.  I'd miss you.  You can get into trouble, though. You're not really a cop anymore. I'll risk it.
How'd you get in here? I decided to give you one more chance.  I missed you. You didn't not see me long enough to miss me. Did you miss me? No.
How'd you get in here? I decided to give you one more chance.  I missed you. You didn't not see me long enough to miss me. Did you miss me? No.
How'd you get in here? I decided to give you one more chance.  I missed you. You didn't not see me long enough to miss me. Did you miss me?
How'd you get in here? I decided to give you one more chance.  I missed you. You didn't not see me long enough to miss me. Did you miss me?
She knows where I live and breathe. She's coming after me. What is it you got between you? I don't know.
She knows where I live and breathe. She's coming after me. What is it you got between you? I don't know.
It's Andy again. Still not here. In this corner?
It's Andy again. Still not here. In this corner?
What's the rush, John Henry? I ain't John Henry. Good.
What's the rush, John Henry? I ain't John Henry. Good.
Sit down! You're gonna fall out! Me fall? Let's get some drugs! Drugs??!
Sit down! You're gonna fall out! Me fall? Let's get some drugs! Drugs??!
No, don't tell me  you just got fired by your crazy boss. I guess you did. Guess I just got sick of him. Can I walk you home?
No, don't tell me  you just got fired by your crazy boss. I guess you did. Guess I just got sick of him. Can I walk you home?
... babies. You mean babies with you? What's wrong with me?
... babies. You mean babies with you? What's wrong with me?
Hi. Hi. What's that?
Hi. Hi. What's that?
... Maybe I'll watch it on TV. "We"?  You and... ... and me.  No, that's be me and me.  Is that what I said?
... Maybe I'll watch it on TV. "We"?  You and... ... and me.  No, that's be me and me.  Is that what I said?
We gotta get those locks changed. She knows who we are. I guess we'll just have to kill her.
We gotta get those locks changed. She knows who we are. I guess we'll just have to kill her.
Who's Ivy? What? You just called me Ivy.  Who's Ivy?
Who's Ivy? What? You just called me Ivy.  Who's Ivy?
Look, I'm rock climbing Sunday. How about coming along? Bruce, much to my surprise, you seem like a really great guy... But... Well, I met someone... Fast work. You just moved here. You could say he kind of dropped out of the sky and bang-. I think he felt it too.
Look, I'm rock climbing Sunday. How about coming along? Bruce, much to my surprise, you seem like a really great guy... But... Well, I met someone... Fast work. You just moved here. You could say he kind of dropped out of the sky and bang-. I think he felt it too.
Find anything interesting? Why do I feel like the other man, here? Come on, Bruce. This is what I do for a living. I'd say this goes a little beyond taking your work home.
Find anything interesting? Why do I feel like the other man, here? Come on, Bruce. This is what I do for a living. I'd say this goes a little beyond taking your work home.
_We_ sure are. ...You gonna kill me? Might. Might not. Could say we're of two minds on the subject. I got family. ...Please.
_We_ sure are. ...You gonna kill me? Might. Might not. Could say we're of two minds on the subject. I got family. ...Please.
How high up would you say that is? I'd say about thirty feet, sir. You know, if you cut your bathroom in half, you'd have my apartment. Which bathroom is that, sir?
How high up would you say that is? I'd say about thirty feet, sir. You know, if you cut your bathroom in half, you'd have my apartment. Which bathroom is that, sir?
Like your boyfriend. He's kinda hot. Take me. Let the boy go. Gosh, I could kill you, but then you'd miss my party. And you, Batman -- you're the guest of honor! What are you talking about?
Like your boyfriend. He's kinda hot. Take me. Let the boy go. Gosh, I could kill you, but then you'd miss my party. And you, Batman -- you're the guest of honor! What are you talking about?
But it's not fair.  I'm half drunk and you're not even -- I'll take you home if you'd like. God.  You would.  Come on, Bruce.  I just want to get two drinks in you.  As an experiment. Maybe we should just kiss.
But it's not fair.  I'm half drunk and you're not even -- I'll take you home if you'd like. God.  You would.  Come on, Bruce.  I just want to get two drinks in you.  As an experiment. Maybe we should just kiss.
I always thought there was something wrong with him. Heh heh heh. Yeah, he had a lot of problems. Huh huh huh. Yeah, and um, he used to hit me too.
I always thought there was something wrong with him. Heh heh heh. Yeah, he had a lot of problems. Huh huh huh. Yeah, and um, he used to hit me too.
You saved my -- uh -- life... or whatever... something. Two hours. What? That's how long you were gone.
You saved my -- uh -- life... or whatever... something. Two hours. What? That's how long you were gone.
He said if I let him out he would take me over to the other side to find you. No, Lydia, we're dead. I want to be dead too. No you don't!  No... Lydia... Why?
He said if I let him out he would take me over to the other side to find you. No, Lydia, we're dead. I want to be dead too. No you don't!  No... Lydia... Why?
We have to find him, Robert - he could be lost, something may have happened, we can't leave him! You really care for him, don't you, Eve? I do - we do - both of us, Ben and I feel so much for Chauncey...
We have to find him, Robert - he could be lost, something may have happened, we can't leave him! You really care for him, don't you, Eve? I do - we do - both of us, Ben and I feel so much for Chauncey...
Chauncey! Hello, Eve. Your leg must be getting better. Yes. It's feeling much better now. Good. I'm glad to hear that.  ... How did you like meeting the President? Fine. He's very nice.
Chauncey! Hello, Eve. Your leg must be getting better. Yes. It's feeling much better now. Good. I'm glad to hear that.  ... How did you like meeting the President? Fine. He's very nice.
Chauncey! Hello, Eve. Your leg must be getting better. Yes. It's feeling much better now.
Chauncey! Hello, Eve. Your leg must be getting better. Yes. It's feeling much better now.
Chauncey! Hello, Eve. Your leg must be getting better. Yes. It's feeling much better now. Good. I'm glad to hear that.  ... How did you like meeting the President?
Chauncey! Hello, Eve. Your leg must be getting better. Yes. It's feeling much better now. Good. I'm glad to hear that.  ... How did you like meeting the President?
Can you see well? Yes, very well, thank you. Do you like it? Yes. It's very tiny, but it's good. ... Are you sure you like it? Yes, I do, it's very good.
Can you see well? Yes, very well, thank you. Do you like it? Yes. It's very tiny, but it's good. ... Are you sure you like it? Yes, I do, it's very good.
Can you see well? Yes, very well, thank you. Do you like it? Yes. It's very tiny, but it's good.
Can you see well? Yes, very well, thank you. Do you like it? Yes. It's very tiny, but it's good.
Can you see well? Yes, very well, thank you. Do you like it? Yes. It's very tiny, but it's good. ... Are you sure you like it?
Can you see well? Yes, very well, thank you. Do you like it? Yes. It's very tiny, but it's good. ... Are you sure you like it?
Do you need a doctor? I could call Robert... I don't want Robert. I see.
Do you need a doctor? I could call Robert... I don't want Robert. I see.
We could do it now, we can go upstairs.  ... Please, it's time for us. Come upstairs. I like to watch. Watch? You mean just watch me? Doing it alone? Yes. I like to watch very much. Well, if that's what you want, then I want it too.  We can go this way. I want to tell Eve.
We could do it now, we can go upstairs.  ... Please, it's time for us. Come upstairs. I like to watch. Watch? You mean just watch me? Doing it alone? Yes. I like to watch very much. Well, if that's what you want, then I want it too.  We can go this way. I want to tell Eve.
I don't think we should call anyone just yet, it may not even be all that serious. I agree. Let's have a look, do you mind?
I don't think we should call anyone just yet, it may not even be all that serious. I agree. Let's have a look, do you mind?
... Sid, be reasonable - I've been everywhere, there's no place left to check! Try again. Sure, try again - where? There's nothing, it's like he never existed! Try again. Sid, it's useless!
... Sid, be reasonable - I've been everywhere, there's no place left to check! Try again. Sure, try again - where? There's nothing, it's like he never existed! Try again. Sid, it's useless!
... Sid, be reasonable - I've been everywhere, there's no place left to check! Try again. Sure, try again - where? There's nothing, it's like he never existed! Try again.
... Sid, be reasonable - I've been everywhere, there's no place left to check! Try again. Sure, try again - where? There's nothing, it's like he never existed! Try again.
... Maybe you should talk to somebody, darling. No, that won't do any good. ... Is it me? Is there something I've done? Oh, no, sweetheart - it's not you... It's your damn job. It never happened when you were a senator...
... Maybe you should talk to somebody, darling. No, that won't do any good. ... Is it me? Is there something I've done? Oh, no, sweetheart - it's not you... It's your damn job. It never happened when you were a senator...
... Maybe you should talk to somebody, darling. No, that won't do any good. ... Is it me? Is there something I've done? Oh, no, sweetheart - it's not you...
... Maybe you should talk to somebody, darling. No, that won't do any good. ... Is it me? Is there something I've done? Oh, no, sweetheart - it's not you...
Ben! ... Mr. President, how good to see you. It's so good to see you too, Ben, you look terrific! I'm not convinced of that, Mr. President, but your visit has raised my spirits...
Ben! ... Mr. President, how good to see you. It's so good to see you too, Ben, you look terrific! I'm not convinced of that, Mr. President, but your visit has raised my spirits...
You're right, Mr. President I don't like feeling sorry for myself. Take care of yourself, Ben. You take care too, Bobby.
You're right, Mr. President I don't like feeling sorry for myself. Take care of yourself, Ben. You take care too, Bobby.
I have to go back. Okay. Maybe tomorrow. I have to go back now.
I have to go back. Okay. Maybe tomorrow. I have to go back now.
How was it? I have to go back tonight. At eight Exactly. Why?
How was it? I have to go back tonight. At eight Exactly. Why?
You were him last night, weren't you? Yes. And he was with her. We love her, Craig. I'm sorry.
You were him last night, weren't you? Yes. And he was with her. We love her, Craig. I'm sorry.
You were him last night, weren't you? Yes. And he was with her. We love her, Craig. I'm sorry. We?
You were him last night, weren't you? Yes. And he was with her. We love her, Craig. I'm sorry. We?
You were him last night, weren't you? Yes. And he was with her. We love her, Craig. I'm sorry. We? Me and John.
You were him last night, weren't you? Yes. And he was with her. We love her, Craig. I'm sorry. We? Me and John.
Holy shit, yes! Holy shit, yes! Holy shit! He said what I said!
Holy shit, yes! Holy shit, yes! Holy shit! He said what I said!
Made it. Maxine. Maxine, Maxine, Maxine. Just. Buy you a drink, Maxine? You married?
Made it. Maxine. Maxine, Maxine, Maxine. Just. Buy you a drink, Maxine? You married?
I like you. I don't know what it is exactly. My tits? No, no, it's your energy or your attitude or the way you carry yourself or...
I like you. I don't know what it is exactly. My tits? No, no, it's your energy or your attitude or the way you carry yourself or...
Do you dream often? Do you? It's my job to ask the questions. Yours to answer them. Says who? Says me. Do you dream often?
Do you dream often? Do you? It's my job to ask the questions. Yours to answer them. Says who? Says me. Do you dream often?
Do you dream often? Do you? It's my job to ask the questions. Yours to answer them. Says who?
Do you dream often? Do you? It's my job to ask the questions. Yours to answer them. Says who?
I blew it, Dr. Lester. You followed your heart, my child, and that is not necessarily a bad thing. But now we've lost access to Craig.
I blew it, Dr. Lester. You followed your heart, my child, and that is not necessarily a bad thing. But now we've lost access to Craig.
Yes? I have to see you. Can you call him and invite us over? When?
Yes? I have to see you. Can you call him and invite us over? When?
Well? Well what? This Saturday - you coming to Call or what? If I call them, and they come what on earth am I going to say to them.
Well? Well what? This Saturday - you coming to Call or what? If I call them, and they come what on earth am I going to say to them.
DID YOU COME FROM THE OTHER SIDE. YES. I WAS ON THE OTHER SIDE. YOU CAME BACK BECAUSE OF ME? YES. YOU NEVER FORGOT ME?
DID YOU COME FROM THE OTHER SIDE. YES. I WAS ON THE OTHER SIDE. YOU CAME BACK BECAUSE OF ME? YES. YOU NEVER FORGOT ME?
DID YOU COME FROM THE OTHER SIDE. YES. I WAS ON THE OTHER SIDE. YOU CAME BACK BECAUSE OF ME? YES.
DID YOU COME FROM THE OTHER SIDE. YES. I WAS ON THE OTHER SIDE. YOU CAME BACK BECAUSE OF ME? YES.
Your mother all right? No. Not a bit all right. Hasn't gotten out of bed since that day. You think I should stop by? Think she'd welcome it?
Your mother all right? No. Not a bit all right. Hasn't gotten out of bed since that day. You think I should stop by? Think she'd welcome it?
Well, if you want my opinion... I don't. I have my own. You grown. Yes sir Well, good luck with the job.
Well, if you want my opinion... I don't. I have my own. You grown. Yes sir Well, good luck with the job.
Well, if you want my opinion... I don't. I have my own. You grown. Yes sir
Well, if you want my opinion... I don't. I have my own. You grown. Yes sir
I said I had two things to say to you. I only told you one. I have to tell you the other. I don't want to know. I was there Paul D...There in the yard. When she did it.
I said I had two things to say to you. I only told you one. I have to tell you the other. I don't want to know. I was there Paul D...There in the yard. When she did it.
Where you going, Dude? I'm going home, Donny. Your phone's ringing, Dude.
Where you going, Dude? I'm going home, Donny. Your phone's ringing, Dude.
Thank you. For what? It would've been easy for you to let me die back there today, but you didn't.
Thank you. For what? It would've been easy for you to let me die back there today, but you didn't.
How did you know? Figured they'd send someone after you. Thought I'd wait around and see who showed up. You used me as bait?! It worked, didn't it? But, he could've --
How did you know? Figured they'd send someone after you. Thought I'd wait around and see who showed up. You used me as bait?! It worked, didn't it? But, he could've --
How did you know? Figured they'd send someone after you. Thought I'd wait around and see who showed up. You used me as bait?! It worked, didn't it?
How did you know? Figured they'd send someone after you. Thought I'd wait around and see who showed up. You used me as bait?! It worked, didn't it?
Are you all right? I've been better -- How long have we been driving?
Are you all right? I've been better -- How long have we been driving?
-- tearing me -- apart. I know. Take some of my blood. No --
-- tearing me -- apart. I know. Take some of my blood. No --
Just let it go, I've got you! What're you nuts-- --it's less than four feet, just--
Just let it go, I've got you! What're you nuts-- --it's less than four feet, just--
You gonna be alright? Sure. I'm sorry. No big deal. I'm just trying to understand. Get some more beer. I think you closed the bar again. I'll have to go out.
You gonna be alright? Sure. I'm sorry. No big deal. I'm just trying to understand. Get some more beer. I think you closed the bar again. I'll have to go out.
You gonna be alright? Sure. I'm sorry. No big deal. I'm just trying to understand. Get some more beer.
You gonna be alright? Sure. I'm sorry. No big deal. I'm just trying to understand. Get some more beer.
...Drive me to a motel? You can stay at my place, I'll drop you there. Where... where you going? See a guy. Don't go to the bar, Ray. I know him, that ain't a good idea.
...Drive me to a motel? You can stay at my place, I'll drop you there. Where... where you going? See a guy. Don't go to the bar, Ray. I know him, that ain't a good idea.
...Drive me to a motel? You can stay at my place, I'll drop you there. Where... where you going? See a guy.
...Drive me to a motel? You can stay at my place, I'll drop you there. Where... where you going? See a guy.
Well... the couch would be all right... You can sleep on the bed if you want. Well... I'm not gonna put you out of your bed... You wouldn't be putting me out.
Well... the couch would be all right... You can sleep on the bed if you want. Well... I'm not gonna put you out of your bed... You wouldn't be putting me out.
...What're you gonna do in Houston? I'll figure something out... How come you offered to drive me in this mess? I told you. I like you. See, I never knew that. Well now you do.
...What're you gonna do in Houston? I'll figure something out... How come you offered to drive me in this mess? I told you. I like you. See, I never knew that. Well now you do.
...What're you gonna do in Houston? I'll figure something out... How come you offered to drive me in this mess? I told you. I like you. See, I never knew that.
...What're you gonna do in Houston? I'll figure something out... How come you offered to drive me in this mess? I told you. I like you. See, I never knew that.
...You know that car? No. What's the matter?
...You know that car? No. What's the matter?
What "what"? Am I fired? You wanna hit me? What? I don't particularly want to talk to you. Well... if you're not gonna fire me I might as well quit.
What "what"? Am I fired? You wanna hit me? What? I don't particularly want to talk to you. Well... if you're not gonna fire me I might as well quit.
You want me to kill 'em. I didn't say that.  Well? Well what? What do you think?
You want me to kill 'em. I didn't say that.  Well? Well what? What do you think?
Yeah. Is it... Ya catch any fish? ...What? Ya catch any fish? Yeah... ...What kind of fish?
Yeah. Is it... Ya catch any fish? ...What? Ya catch any fish? Yeah... ...What kind of fish?
Yeah. Is it... Ya catch any fish? ...What? Ya catch any fish?
Yeah. Is it... Ya catch any fish? ...What? Ya catch any fish?
Yeah. Is it... Ya catch any fish? ...What? Ya catch any fish? Yeah...
Yeah. Is it... Ya catch any fish? ...What? Ya catch any fish? Yeah...
Yeah, I know. Pour 'em short. Has Ray come in yet? No, he's off tonight. Where was he last night? How would I know?
Yeah, I know. Pour 'em short. Has Ray come in yet? No, he's off tonight. Where was he last night? How would I know?
What's this? You said the usual-- Red Label. Right. Sorry.
What's this? You said the usual-- Red Label. Right. Sorry.
What's this? You said the usual-- Red Label. Right. Sorry. Pour that back.
What's this? You said the usual-- Red Label. Right. Sorry. Pour that back.
What's this? You said the usual-- Red Label. Right. Sorry. Pour that back. What.
What's this? You said the usual-- Red Label. Right. Sorry. Pour that back. What.
Jeffrey! Come on in. Hi. Hi Sandy. I'm sorry to bother you, but I've got to talk to you. Okay. come on in. Looks like you had a bad face lift.
Jeffrey! Come on in. Hi. Hi Sandy. I'm sorry to bother you, but I've got to talk to you. Okay. come on in. Looks like you had a bad face lift.
Where are we going, Frank? Hey. Tits. I'm taking your neighbor to the country. maybe something for you too. Frank? You want to see him too, right? Yes, but.
Where are we going, Frank? Hey. Tits. I'm taking your neighbor to the country. maybe something for you too. Frank? You want to see him too, right? Yes, but.
Where are we going, Frank? Hey. Tits. I'm taking your neighbor to the country. maybe something for you too. Frank? You want to see him too, right?
Where are we going, Frank? Hey. Tits. I'm taking your neighbor to the country. maybe something for you too. Frank? You want to see him too, right?
Don't.  I don't like that. What do you want? Nothing. Are you alright? Sure I'm alright.
Don't.  I don't like that. What do you want? Nothing. Are you alright? Sure I'm alright.
Look. No. Falling.
Look. No. Falling.
Who is Don? Don?. Are you in with them? No. But you're in very big trouble.
Who is Don? Don?. Are you in with them? No. But you're in very big trouble.
It used to make me laugh .but. I'm sorry .maybe I better go Dorothy. Yes. Frank- Frank is coming?
It used to make me laugh .but. I'm sorry .maybe I better go Dorothy. Yes. Frank- Frank is coming?
It used to make me laugh .but. I'm sorry .maybe I better go Dorothy. Yes. Frank- Frank is coming? No. how could he?. Don't go. You think I'm crazy, don't you? I want you to stay.  . don't hate me.
It used to make me laugh .but. I'm sorry .maybe I better go Dorothy. Yes. Frank- Frank is coming? No. how could he?. Don't go. You think I'm crazy, don't you? I want you to stay.  . don't hate me.
It used to make me laugh .but. I'm sorry .maybe I better go Dorothy. Yes. Frank- Frank is coming? No. how could he?. Don't go. You think I'm crazy, don't you? I want you to stay.  . don't hate me. I sure don't hate you.
It used to make me laugh .but. I'm sorry .maybe I better go Dorothy. Yes. Frank- Frank is coming? No. how could he?. Don't go. You think I'm crazy, don't you? I want you to stay.  . don't hate me. I sure don't hate you.
Do you love me? Do you love me? I asked first. Sometimes I think I do.
Do you love me? Do you love me? I asked first. Sometimes I think I do.
I'll call you. Okay. soon? Do you think I'm too fat? What? I'm getting a little bit fat. I hate that.
I'll call you. Okay. soon? Do you think I'm too fat? What? I'm getting a little bit fat. I hate that.
Shh. I'll tell you. They hurt his head. Who, Dorothy?
Shh. I'll tell you. They hurt his head. Who, Dorothy?
Hold me, Don. Don?. Where is he? HELP HIM!! Promise me you'll help him! I promise, Dorothy. I promise.
Hold me, Don. Don?. Where is he? HELP HIM!! Promise me you'll help him! I promise, Dorothy. I promise.
No thanks. No thanks. what does that mean? I don't want to go. Go where? On a ride.
No thanks. No thanks. what does that mean? I don't want to go. Go where? On a ride.
No thanks. No thanks. what does that mean? I don't want to go. Go where?
No thanks. No thanks. what does that mean? I don't want to go. Go where?
Raymond! Where's the fuckin' beer? Right here Frank. You want me to pour it? No, I want ya to fuck it. Shit, yes. pour the fuckin' beer. There ya go.
Raymond! Where's the fuckin' beer? Right here Frank. You want me to pour it? No, I want ya to fuck it. Shit, yes. pour the fuckin' beer. There ya go.
You hungry or thirsty, or both? I don't know. I'd like to talk to you about something.
You hungry or thirsty, or both? I don't know. I'd like to talk to you about something.
Well, how did it go?. What happened? Well. I've found out some things. nothing really for certain. There are some strange people involved. What did you see?
Well, how did it go?. What happened? Well. I've found out some things. nothing really for certain. There are some strange people involved. What did you see?
Can I give you a kiss good night? You better not, Jeffrey. Okay. okay. Goodnight.
Can I give you a kiss good night? You better not, Jeffrey. Okay. okay. Goodnight.
You were late. I'm really sorry. What am I going to do? You want to go talk to him?
You were late. I'm really sorry. What am I going to do? You want to go talk to him?
Everything okay? Yeah. I think so. I just had to tell him some of what I knew. Is Friday still on? You didn't tell him about me?
Everything okay? Yeah. I think so. I just had to tell him some of what I knew. Is Friday still on? You didn't tell him about me?
You want to dance? I can't dance fast. Really? Really. you want to dance with someone else? NO. Let's wait for some slow one.
You want to dance? I can't dance fast. Really? Really. you want to dance with someone else? NO. Let's wait for some slow one.
You want to dance? I can't dance fast. Really? Really. you want to dance with someone else?
You want to dance? I can't dance fast. Really? Really. you want to dance with someone else?
You want to dance? I can't dance fast. Really? Really. you want to dance with someone else? NO.
You want to dance? I can't dance fast. Really? Really. you want to dance with someone else? NO.
I should go with her, Sandy. Go ahead. ... Sandy?.
I should go with her, Sandy. Go ahead. ... Sandy?.
I'm going out for awhile. Do you want the car? No, I'm just gonna walk around.
I'm going out for awhile. Do you want the car? No, I'm just gonna walk around.
What are watchin' this junk for? You can change it if you want to. I don't know why we have to watch T.V.
What are watchin' this junk for? You can change it if you want to. I don't know why we have to watch T.V.
I'm married, George.  Me.  I can't believe it.  Can you believe I'm married, George? You're a lucky man, Diego. I love you, my brother, do you know that?
I'm married, George.  Me.  I can't believe it.  Can you believe I'm married, George? You're a lucky man, Diego. I love you, my brother, do you know that?
Surprised to see me? Take your boots off.  You're tan. Mexico. Yeah.  We heard all about it.  I want you to know I'm deeply sorry about your girlfriend.
Surprised to see me? Take your boots off.  You're tan. Mexico. Yeah.  We heard all about it.  I want you to know I'm deeply sorry about your girlfriend.
Surprised to see me? Take your boots off.  You're tan. Mexico. Yeah.  We heard all about it.  I want you to know I'm deeply sorry about your girlfriend. Barbara.
Surprised to see me? Take your boots off.  You're tan. Mexico. Yeah.  We heard all about it.  I want you to know I'm deeply sorry about your girlfriend. Barbara.
Surprised to see me? Take your boots off.  You're tan. Mexico. Yeah.  We heard all about it.  I want you to know I'm deeply sorry about your girlfriend. Barbara. Yes, Barbara.  She was very pretty.
Surprised to see me? Take your boots off.  You're tan. Mexico. Yeah.  We heard all about it.  I want you to know I'm deeply sorry about your girlfriend. Barbara. Yes, Barbara.  She was very pretty.
She's angry.  It's all over the news. Yeah.  Listen.  I'm going to be going away for awhile. You're not going to trial? No.
She's angry.  It's all over the news. Yeah.  Listen.  I'm going to be going away for awhile. You're not going to trial? No.
Give this to Mom, will you? Money.  You and your mother.  All the time chasing it.  I never understood it. Give it to her, Dad.  It'll make her happy.
Give this to Mom, will you? Money.  You and your mother.  All the time chasing it.  I never understood it. Give it to her, Dad.  It'll make her happy.
How are you doing, George? What do you guys want? You hear about your old friend, Diego?
How are you doing, George? What do you guys want? You hear about your old friend, Diego?
I fucked up. Shhhh. I love you.  I love you so much.  You've got to know that.  You've got to know. I know, Dad.  I love you too.
I fucked up. Shhhh. I love you.  I love you so much.  You've got to know that.  You've got to know. I know, Dad.  I love you too.
Miss Lawson, do you use cocaine? I have. Did you use it the night Marsh died?
Miss Lawson, do you use cocaine? I have. Did you use it the night Marsh died?
Her name? Rebecca Lawson. You wouldn't know her address, would you? No -- but I can get it for you.
Her name? Rebecca Lawson. You wouldn't know her address, would you? No -- but I can get it for you.
Why did she say she was leaving? She didn't.  She just left. Why do you think she left you?
Why did she say she was leaving? She didn't.  She just left. Why do you think she left you?
Where did you meet Miss Lawson? At a dinner party -- about eight months ago. Did you ever see her again after that? Yes -- several times.
Where did you meet Miss Lawson? At a dinner party -- about eight months ago. Did you ever see her again after that? Yes -- several times.
Where did you meet Miss Lawson? At a dinner party -- about eight months ago. Did you ever see her again after that? Yes -- several times. What eventually happened to your relationship with Miss Lawson?
Where did you meet Miss Lawson? At a dinner party -- about eight months ago. Did you ever see her again after that? Yes -- several times. What eventually happened to your relationship with Miss Lawson?
Where did you meet Miss Lawson? At a dinner party -- about eight months ago. Did you ever see her again after that? Yes -- several times. What eventually happened to your relationship with Miss Lawson? We stopped seeing each other.
Where did you meet Miss Lawson? At a dinner party -- about eight months ago. Did you ever see her again after that? Yes -- several times. What eventually happened to your relationship with Miss Lawson? We stopped seeing each other.
Did you go to college, Mrs. Crawford? No. High school?
Did you go to college, Mrs. Crawford? No. High school?
I heard him say it. Then -- those are not your own words? No.
I heard him say it. Then -- those are not your own words? No.
Yes. And your sexual tastes were something that you hid from Miss Lawson? Yes. And didn't Miss Lawson come home one day and find you in bed with your male lover? Yes.
Yes. And your sexual tastes were something that you hid from Miss Lawson? Yes. And didn't Miss Lawson come home one day and find you in bed with your male lover? Yes.
Yes. And your sexual tastes were something that you hid from Miss Lawson? Yes. And didn't Miss Lawson come home one day and find you in bed with your male lover?
Yes. And your sexual tastes were something that you hid from Miss Lawson? Yes. And didn't Miss Lawson come home one day and find you in bed with your male lover?
Yes -- it would be nice. What would? You and me -- making love. Is that what you think I was thinking?
Yes -- it would be nice. What would? You and me -- making love. Is that what you think I was thinking?
Michael -- get off the phone. Why? Because I'm expecting a call. -- But it's Sunday. I know what day it is!  Get off the phone.
Michael -- get off the phone. Why? Because I'm expecting a call. -- But it's Sunday. I know what day it is!  Get off the phone.
Michael -- get off the phone. Why? Because I'm expecting a call. -- But it's Sunday.
Michael -- get off the phone. Why? Because I'm expecting a call. -- But it's Sunday.
Yeah -- what are you doing up? We have to talk. What's wrong?
Yeah -- what are you doing up? We have to talk. What's wrong?
Did Marsh use it? No -- never. It had to get there somehow.
Did Marsh use it? No -- never. It had to get there somehow.
Yeah. Michael. What?!
Yeah. Michael. What?!
Smells like dirt. You get used to it. When? You want to go back in?
Smells like dirt. You get used to it. When? You want to go back in?
What were you like when you were younger? Trouble. Why? I just wondered. Why were you trouble? I had a temper.
What were you like when you were younger? Trouble. Why? I just wondered. Why were you trouble? I had a temper.
I don't know why I'm so tired all of a sudden. Long day. Go to sleep. Am I too heavy for you?
I don't know why I'm so tired all of a sudden. Long day. Go to sleep. Am I too heavy for you?
Okay. What's her name? Betty. What's she like?
Okay. What's her name? Betty. What's she like?
Is it true? Yeah.  He lived there.  And died there, too. Died there?  How?
Is it true? Yeah.  He lived there.  And died there, too. Died there?  How?
I ain't interested.  And if you gonna sell it, don't sell it round here. Just try it. I said, no thanks.
I ain't interested.  And if you gonna sell it, don't sell it round here. Just try it. I said, no thanks.
What will it take?  What do you want? Just tell me, Jimmy! Aw that's easy.  I want my life back. Can you swing that, my brother? You know I can't.
What will it take?  What do you want? Just tell me, Jimmy! Aw that's easy.  I want my life back. Can you swing that, my brother? You know I can't.
It's alright, baby. Who was he, Momma?  He tried to kill us. If he was trying to kill you, you'd be dead. Who?  Who is he?  What is he?
It's alright, baby. Who was he, Momma?  He tried to kill us. If he was trying to kill you, you'd be dead. Who?  Who is he?  What is he?
Are they on the radio? Naw.  But they will be.  They're the best. How do you know?
Are they on the radio? Naw.  But they will be.  They're the best. How do you know?
I can't.  Not yet. It's alright.  If you want to go home... No, I want to stay with you guys.  But I can't.  I mean I'm not ready.
I can't.  Not yet. It's alright.  If you want to go home... No, I want to stay with you guys.  But I can't.  I mean I'm not ready.
That's right, I know.  I fucking know. Know what? Open the case! All right!  Where's the key?
That's right, I know.  I fucking know. Know what? Open the case! All right!  Where's the key?
You don't think I'll do it, do you? I think you're fucking crazy! Where is it? Where's what? The money!
You don't think I'll do it, do you? I think you're fucking crazy! Where is it? Where's what? The money!
You don't think I'll do it, do you? I think you're fucking crazy! Where is it? Where's what?
You don't think I'll do it, do you? I think you're fucking crazy! Where is it? Where's what?
We're family, Caesar. No! Gimme the gun. I can't.  I can't.
We're family, Caesar. No! Gimme the gun. I can't.  I can't.
They were early. What are you talking about? They just left, didn't they?
They were early. What are you talking about? They just left, didn't they?
You mean they weren't up here? No!  They're still on their way. That doesn't make any sense. Why?
You mean they weren't up here? No!  They're still on their way. That doesn't make any sense. Why?
Got to think this through ... Caesar, maybe we should run -- Violet, please! I mean it, Caesar, forget Johnnie, forget the money, let's just go now, before it's too late -- Goddammit, Violet!  Would you just leave me the fuck alone!  Please! Leave!  Now!
Got to think this through ... Caesar, maybe we should run -- Violet, please! I mean it, Caesar, forget Johnnie, forget the money, let's just go now, before it's too late -- Goddammit, Violet!  Would you just leave me the fuck alone!  Please! Leave!  Now!
Got to think this through ... Caesar, maybe we should run -- Violet, please! I mean it, Caesar, forget Johnnie, forget the money, let's just go now, before it's too late --
Got to think this through ... Caesar, maybe we should run -- Violet, please! I mean it, Caesar, forget Johnnie, forget the money, let's just go now, before it's too late --
Stupid cunt! Caesar, stop acting like an asshole and think -- Don't try to tell me what to do. You need the money just like we do. Shut up, Violet.
Stupid cunt! Caesar, stop acting like an asshole and think -- Don't try to tell me what to do. You need the money just like we do. Shut up, Violet.
Stupid cunt! Caesar, stop acting like an asshole and think -- Don't try to tell me what to do. You need the money just like we do.
Stupid cunt! Caesar, stop acting like an asshole and think -- Don't try to tell me what to do. You need the money just like we do.
Mick, I know it's late, but there is a problem.  They haven't shown up yet. What?  They ain't there? No.  I don't know where they are.  I even called over at Johnnie's, but no answer. Okay.  Let me call around.  I'll see what I can do.  Don't go anywhere, okay? Okay, sure, Mick.
Mick, I know it's late, but there is a problem.  They haven't shown up yet. What?  They ain't there? No.  I don't know where they are.  I even called over at Johnnie's, but no answer. Okay.  Let me call around.  I'll see what I can do.  Don't go anywhere, okay? Okay, sure, Mick.
Mick, I know it's late, but there is a problem.  They haven't shown up yet. What?  They ain't there? No.  I don't know where they are.  I even called over at Johnnie's, but no answer. Okay.  Let me call around.  I'll see what I can do.  Don't go anywhere, okay?
Mick, I know it's late, but there is a problem.  They haven't shown up yet. What?  They ain't there? No.  I don't know where they are.  I even called over at Johnnie's, but no answer. Okay.  Let me call around.  I'll see what I can do.  Don't go anywhere, okay?
Do you know him? No, but Caesar does.  He likes him. Says he's a good Italian. Caesar is your husband?
Do you know him? No, but Caesar does.  He likes him. Says he's a good Italian. Caesar is your husband?
Okay, one drink. What do you want? A beer?
Okay, one drink. What do you want? A beer?
You didn't have to tell me if you didn't want to. I guess I wanted to. I'm glad you did.
You didn't have to tell me if you didn't want to. I guess I wanted to. I'm glad you did.
You said he washed the money? Yeah. Then what?  Exactly. He hung it up. What?
You said he washed the money? Yeah. Then what?  Exactly. He hung it up. What?
You said he washed the money? Yeah. Then what?  Exactly. He hung it up.
You said he washed the money? Yeah. Then what?  Exactly. He hung it up.
Oh, thank God. I'm still here. I was so afraid you ...
Oh, thank God. I'm still here. I was so afraid you ...
Hey. Hey. How'd it go?
Hey. Hey. How'd it go?
Mickey?  What are you doing here? Violet, it's Gino and Johnnie.  They were in a car accident. Oh my God.  Was anyone hurt?
Mickey?  What are you doing here? Violet, it's Gino and Johnnie.  They were in a car accident. Oh my God.  Was anyone hurt?
Look, I don't know what's up there. You got me pretty fucking curious. Look, you could come up.  Or you could wait if you want.  I could go check it out.  You could wait. Nah...  With you, I mean, you'd probably just forget about me, right?
Look, I don't know what's up there. You got me pretty fucking curious. Look, you could come up.  Or you could wait if you want.  I could go check it out.  You could wait. Nah...  With you, I mean, you'd probably just forget about me, right?
What was I thinking, right? I can't protect you anymore. What about you?
What was I thinking, right? I can't protect you anymore. What about you?
Where's the dog? My husband's out looking for him. He run away often?
Where's the dog? My husband's out looking for him. He run away often?
Jack?... Jack? Shut up! Jack, I'm innocent! Help me. Bastard!!!
Jack?... Jack? Shut up! Jack, I'm innocent! Help me. Bastard!!!
You stupid bastard! What? How could you do this to me? Help me, Jack! I'm frightened! How do you think I feel? You shit! Jack ...
You stupid bastard! What? How could you do this to me? Help me, Jack! I'm frightened! How do you think I feel? You shit! Jack ...
You stupid bastard! What? How could you do this to me? Help me, Jack! I'm frightened!
You stupid bastard! What? How could you do this to me? Help me, Jack! I'm frightened!
You stupid bastard! What? How could you do this to me? Help me, Jack! I'm frightened! How do you think I feel? You shit!
You stupid bastard! What? How could you do this to me? Help me, Jack! I'm frightened! How do you think I feel? You shit!
Why don't you say, no system is perfect. Well, no system is. Say, all wars have innocent victims. Well, all wars do -
Why don't you say, no system is perfect. Well, no system is. Say, all wars have innocent victims. Well, all wars do -
Why don't you say, no system is perfect. Well, no system is. Say, all wars have innocent victims. Well, all wars do - Who is this war against, Sam?
Why don't you say, no system is perfect. Well, no system is. Say, all wars have innocent victims. Well, all wars do - Who is this war against, Sam?
Why don't you say, no system is perfect. Well, no system is. Say, all wars have innocent victims. Well, all wars do - Who is this war against, Sam? Well, terrorists of course.
Why don't you say, no system is perfect. Well, no system is. Say, all wars have innocent victims. Well, all wars do - Who is this war against, Sam? Well, terrorists of course.
Jill! What are you do ... I mean ... how did you ... Are you alright? Yes. What happened to you after ... Your face ... are you hurt?
Jill! What are you do ... I mean ... how did you ... Are you alright? Yes. What happened to you after ... Your face ... are you hurt?
He is dead. Dead! Oh no! That's terrible! We'll never get rid of the damned thing! What are we going to do? Try next of kin.
He is dead. Dead! Oh no! That's terrible! We'll never get rid of the damned thing! What are we going to do? Try next of kin.
I've go to accept that promotion to get behind this, haven't I? Yes.  NO! You can't! You've only just turned it down! I never signed the form. I did it for you. What! Shit! It's what you wanted isn't it?
I've go to accept that promotion to get behind this, haven't I? Yes.  NO! You can't! You've only just turned it down! I never signed the form. I did it for you. What! Shit! It's what you wanted isn't it?
I've go to accept that promotion to get behind this, haven't I? Yes.  NO! You can't! You've only just turned it down! I never signed the form. I did it for you.
I've go to accept that promotion to get behind this, haven't I? Yes.  NO! You can't! You've only just turned it down! I never signed the form. I did it for you.
I've go to accept that promotion to get behind this, haven't I? Yes.  NO! You can't! You've only just turned it down! I never signed the form. I did it for you. What! Shit!
I've go to accept that promotion to get behind this, haven't I? Yes.  NO! You can't! You've only just turned it down! I never signed the form. I did it for you. What! Shit!
Okay, what happened? He's going to be all right, right? No. He's dead. No way, man.
Okay, what happened? He's going to be all right, right? No. He's dead. No way, man.
I shouldn't have asked you to come. You asked me not to come. Promise you won't go inside. Fifteen minutes. I just have to relax a little. Not feel so guilty all the time. We can still go back. I'll walk you home. You sleep a couple of hours, watch some TV, take a bath.
I shouldn't have asked you to come. You asked me not to come. Promise you won't go inside. Fifteen minutes. I just have to relax a little. Not feel so guilty all the time. We can still go back. I'll walk you home. You sleep a couple of hours, watch some TV, take a bath.
I shouldn't have asked you to come. You asked me not to come. Promise you won't go inside. Fifteen minutes.
I shouldn't have asked you to come. You asked me not to come. Promise you won't go inside. Fifteen minutes.
I shouldn't have asked you to come. You asked me not to come. Promise you won't go inside. Fifteen minutes. I just have to relax a little. Not feel so guilty all the time.
I shouldn't have asked you to come. You asked me not to come. Promise you won't go inside. Fifteen minutes. I just have to relax a little. Not feel so guilty all the time.
It's coming.  Hold her down. What's that, Frank? Three legs. That's too many. Backup?
It's coming.  Hold her down. What's that, Frank? Three legs. That's too many. Backup?
It's coming.  Hold her down. What's that, Frank? Three legs. That's too many.
It's coming.  Hold her down. What's that, Frank? Three legs. That's too many.
I'm just bringing him over to give Jane a look at him -- I thought she'd be here.  I'll go with you. Okay.
I'm just bringing him over to give Jane a look at him -- I thought she'd be here.  I'll go with you. Okay.
You know you've had a strange day... I'd sleep on all these things you've been thinking. Absolutely...You go have a good time... You have some place to go? Yes.
You know you've had a strange day... I'd sleep on all these things you've been thinking. Absolutely...You go have a good time... You have some place to go? Yes.
I told what's his name -- Tom -- that I'd meet him. Call him -- I mean it can wait, right? I don't know.  I may be in love with him.
I told what's his name -- Tom -- that I'd meet him. Call him -- I mean it can wait, right? I don't know.  I may be in love with him.
I think you're the Devil. No.  You know that I'm not. How?
I think you're the Devil. No.  You know that I'm not. How?
Jane? Yes. Well, darling, if it gets any better than that, I'm going to have to bring you up here to New York.
Jane? Yes. Well, darling, if it gets any better than that, I'm going to have to bring you up here to New York.
They're not really going to call security are they? No, I don't think so. How do I get out of here? Follow me.
They're not really going to call security are they? No, I don't think so. How do I get out of here? Follow me.
You know, Tom, I feel a little proud when people comment on your looks.  Maybe you should feel that way. Proud?  I'm just embarrassed that I like when they say those things. As long as that's your only problem you're...
You know, Tom, I feel a little proud when people comment on your looks.  Maybe you should feel that way. Proud?  I'm just embarrassed that I like when they say those things. As long as that's your only problem you're...
Hi. How's it going? Can I buy you dinner sometime soon? I just got back -- I don't know which end is up.
Hi. How's it going? Can I buy you dinner sometime soon? I just got back -- I don't know which end is up.
Jane? Yeah? I'll wait for you till seven.
Jane? Yeah? I'll wait for you till seven.
I don't remember saying anything like that -- exactly...I don't know why I just did. Oh let's see -- wait a minute, well, I can think of two reasons. What? Three...I just thought of a third... If you talk about it, you don't have to do it. That's not it.
I don't remember saying anything like that -- exactly...I don't know why I just did. Oh let's see -- wait a minute, well, I can think of two reasons. What? Three...I just thought of a third... If you talk about it, you don't have to do it. That's not it.
I don't remember saying anything like that -- exactly...I don't know why I just did. Oh let's see -- wait a minute, well, I can think of two reasons. What? Three...I just thought of a third... If you talk about it, you don't have to do it.
I don't remember saying anything like that -- exactly...I don't know why I just did. Oh let's see -- wait a minute, well, I can think of two reasons. What? Three...I just thought of a third... If you talk about it, you don't have to do it.
What a great surprise.  I didn't think we had a chance.  I heard you wanted to stay in Washington. Well, there's a guy, but he says he'll fly up a lot. Well, we should talk.  You going to have time for  dinner?  I'd like you to meet Lila. I'm sorry because I was looking forward to that, but I' m going back in a few hours.
What a great surprise.  I didn't think we had a chance.  I heard you wanted to stay in Washington. Well, there's a guy, but he says he'll fly up a lot. Well, we should talk.  You going to have time for  dinner?  I'd like you to meet Lila. I'm sorry because I was looking forward to that, but I' m going back in a few hours.
That's enough.  That's enough. I'm sorry. Are you okay? Yes, I'm sorry. Don't be silly.  What are you sorry about?
That's enough.  That's enough. I'm sorry. Are you okay? Yes, I'm sorry. Don't be silly.  What are you sorry about?
That's enough.  That's enough. I'm sorry. Are you okay? Yes, I'm sorry.
That's enough.  That's enough. I'm sorry. Are you okay? Yes, I'm sorry.
What the hell's going on? Everyone wants to meet the bus boy. What did he do?
What the hell's going on? Everyone wants to meet the bus boy. What did he do?
Look at the size of it! It's not really that big I got it on kind of a stand... Let's see it. Uh, well, I'm a little nervous, I never did a person before.
Look at the size of it! It's not really that big I got it on kind of a stand... Let's see it. Uh, well, I'm a little nervous, I never did a person before.
What's up, Walter? I came over to see you.  I brought something...I wanted to show you. Oh yeah?
What's up, Walter? I came over to see you.  I brought something...I wanted to show you. Oh yeah?
I mean, you look so pretty. Thank you. Are you ready? Ready?  We've got plenty of time.
I mean, you look so pretty. Thank you. Are you ready? Ready?  We've got plenty of time.
I'm sorry about what I said before. Forget it. I've been thinking...  Carla, would you do one favor for me? Just about anything, Walter.
I'm sorry about what I said before. Forget it. I've been thinking...  Carla, would you do one favor for me? Just about anything, Walter.
Dead Cat! Dead Cat? Yeah.
Dead Cat! Dead Cat? Yeah.
Well...why murdered man? I don't know, it just happened, I guess.  I didn't mean to. You didn't mean to what?
Well...why murdered man? I don't know, it just happened, I guess.  I didn't mean to. You didn't mean to what?
Let me in, Pike!  I'm hungry! Get away from here. I'm hungry.
Let me in, Pike!  I'm hungry! Get away from here. I'm hungry.
Hi. Hi there. Is that your car?
Hi. Hi there. Is that your car?
How are you doing? Oh, I'm good.  I'm good.  Kind of miss my knees, though. You want some water or something?
How are you doing? Oh, I'm good.  I'm good.  Kind of miss my knees, though. You want some water or something?
Do you do this kind of thing a lot? I mean, is this like a hobby? Not exactly. They were vampires, weren't they? Yeah.
Do you do this kind of thing a lot? I mean, is this like a hobby? Not exactly. They were vampires, weren't they? Yeah.
Buffy?  What's wrong? Oh, God.  It's him.  I think it's him. Who?
Buffy?  What's wrong? Oh, God.  It's him.  I think it's him. Who?
Wait a minute. Just for protection.  You won't have to do anything.  I just need you to watch. All right.  What do we do now?
Wait a minute. Just for protection.  You won't have to do anything.  I just need you to watch. All right.  What do we do now?
Who we gonna beat? Who we gonna beat? No -- you don't have to -- Oh.  I thought... you lead me -- No.  You don't do anything.  I do it.
Who we gonna beat? Who we gonna beat? No -- you don't have to -- Oh.  I thought... you lead me -- No.  You don't do anything.  I do it.
Who we gonna beat? Who we gonna beat? No -- you don't have to -- Oh.  I thought... you lead me --
Who we gonna beat? Who we gonna beat? No -- you don't have to -- Oh.  I thought... you lead me --
Well, I'm done.  Are you done? No -- Okay, let's go.
Well, I'm done.  Are you done? No -- Okay, let's go.
Ah, you'll be coming back. I don't think so. All right.  Take care of yourself. I am. Hey.  What should I do if I see Benny?
Ah, you'll be coming back. I don't think so. All right.  Take care of yourself. I am. Hey.  What should I do if I see Benny?
Ah, you'll be coming back. I don't think so. All right.  Take care of yourself. I am.
Ah, you'll be coming back. I don't think so. All right.  Take care of yourself. I am.
I don't believe in fighting. Pussy. Take the first shot at me. I ain't hitting a man first.
I don't believe in fighting. Pussy. Take the first shot at me. I ain't hitting a man first.
Crash ain't there.  He never gets back till four or five-- Where does he go? Well, I'd rather not say.
Crash ain't there.  He never gets back till four or five-- Where does he go? Well, I'd rather not say.
Stop - Wait, hold on a second. Hey!
Stop - Wait, hold on a second. Hey!
Dad! What happened? What happened? Who did this to you? Mommy. I'm gonna get a knife and cut you loose, honey, I'll -
Dad! What happened? What happened? Who did this to you? Mommy. I'm gonna get a knife and cut you loose, honey, I'll -
You know, havin' some fun with it, shit like that. Where the hell did you learn how to deal? He bet like a fuckin' brain surgeon.
You know, havin' some fun with it, shit like that. Where the hell did you learn how to deal? He bet like a fuckin' brain surgeon.
No, no it's okay. It's impossible. It's booked up, and you gotta make a reservation.  It's... ...very difficult to get in.
No, no it's okay. It's impossible. It's booked up, and you gotta make a reservation.  It's... ...very difficult to get in.
Yeah. Meet me at three. What - what, Caesar's? No, a... ...hundred yards further down the road. Why?
Yeah. Meet me at three. What - what, Caesar's? No, a... ...hundred yards further down the road. Why?
Yeah. Meet me at three. What - what, Caesar's? No, a...
Yeah. Meet me at three. What - what, Caesar's? No, a...
Yeah. Meet me at three. What - what, Caesar's? No, a... ...hundred yards further down the road.
Yeah. Meet me at three. What - what, Caesar's? No, a... ...hundred yards further down the road.
Hello. Sammy. Yeah, uh, who's this? It's me.
Hello. Sammy. Yeah, uh, who's this? It's me.
Yeah, what are you doin'? You okay? No, I'm not okay. How'd you know I was here?
Yeah, what are you doin'? You okay? No, I'm not okay. How'd you know I was here?
Okay. Just take it easy. Right away. Okay? I-I'll do it.
Okay. Just take it easy. Right away. Okay? I-I'll do it.
I'm going to go powder my nose. Ginger's mission in life was money. I'll be right back.
I'm going to go powder my nose. Ginger's mission in life was money. I'll be right back.
She, she's alone. Just go. Take the gun and go into Amy's. You get down here! Just wait there for me!
She, she's alone. Just go. Take the gun and go into Amy's. You get down here! Just wait there for me!
You come out here and talk to me, you fucker! Will you stop it? You're drunk, you're on drugs. You're gonna - I am not! You're gonna be sorry if you don't stop that. Don't you threaten me! You'll wake the whole neighborhood!
You come out here and talk to me, you fucker! Will you stop it? You're drunk, you're on drugs. You're gonna - I am not! You're gonna be sorry if you don't stop that. Don't you threaten me! You'll wake the whole neighborhood!
You come out here and talk to me, you fucker! Will you stop it? You're drunk, you're on drugs. You're gonna - I am not! You're gonna be sorry if you don't stop that.
You come out here and talk to me, you fucker! Will you stop it? You're drunk, you're on drugs. You're gonna - I am not! You're gonna be sorry if you don't stop that.
You come out here and talk to me, you fucker! Will you stop it? You're drunk, you're on drugs. You're gonna - I am not! You're gonna be sorry if you don't stop that. Don't you threaten me!
You come out here and talk to me, you fucker! Will you stop it? You're drunk, you're on drugs. You're gonna - I am not! You're gonna be sorry if you don't stop that. Don't you threaten me!
I'm afraid to let her in the house. Oh, you are... I'm afraid she's gonna destroy stuff.
I'm afraid to let her in the house. Oh, you are... I'm afraid she's gonna destroy stuff.
...Well, I've got a large family. How many kids do you have? Uh, I'm very proud to say that we have eight children. Eight children! No, no, no, no, please, please, please, please, no, please. That's amazing.
...Well, I've got a large family. How many kids do you have? Uh, I'm very proud to say that we have eight children. Eight children! No, no, no, no, please, please, please, please, no, please. That's amazing.
...Well, I've got a large family. How many kids do you have? Uh, I'm very proud to say that we have eight children. Eight children!
...Well, I've got a large family. How many kids do you have? Uh, I'm very proud to say that we have eight children. Eight children!
...Well, I've got a large family. How many kids do you have? Uh, I'm very proud to say that we have eight children. Eight children! No, no, no, no, please, please, please, please, no, please.
...Well, I've got a large family. How many kids do you have? Uh, I'm very proud to say that we have eight children. Eight children! No, no, no, no, please, please, please, please, no, please.
Fuck you! Fuck you! Yeah? You know who you're fuckin' with?! Huh? Do you?! Now move along.
Fuck you! Fuck you! Yeah? You know who you're fuckin' with?! Huh? Do you?! Now move along.
Artie! Calm down! Calm down! No, I won't calm down! He's my husband! Stay out of the way! Artie! Artie!
Artie! Calm down! Calm down! No, I won't calm down! He's my husband! Stay out of the way! Artie! Artie!
Artie! Calm down! Calm down! No, I won't calm down! He's my husband! Stay out of the way!
Artie! Calm down! Calm down! No, I won't calm down! He's my husband! Stay out of the way!
Hi, Jennifer. Pleasure.  Very nice to meet you. Hi, how are you?
Hi, Jennifer. Pleasure.  Very nice to meet you. Hi, how are you?
So, I'm gonna call you back in an hour... at this number, and you're gonna be there, right? I'll be there. And listen, don't do anything else crazy, okay? You all right? Okay.
So, I'm gonna call you back in an hour... at this number, and you're gonna be there, right? I'll be there. And listen, don't do anything else crazy, okay? You all right? Okay.
You did. I like that. I like that. That's what I like about you. You did the right thing. I did what you told me to. Yes, you did. 'Cause you always tell me the right thing to do. Yeah.  Boy, he really fucked himself up out here -  - didn't he? Sure did.
You did. I like that. I like that. That's what I like about you. You did the right thing. I did what you told me to. Yes, you did. 'Cause you always tell me the right thing to do. Yeah.  Boy, he really fucked himself up out here -  - didn't he? Sure did.
You did. I like that. I like that. That's what I like about you. You did the right thing. I did what you told me to. Yes, you did. 'Cause you always tell me the right thing to do.
You did. I like that. I like that. That's what I like about you. You did the right thing. I did what you told me to. Yes, you did. 'Cause you always tell me the right thing to do.
You did. I like that. I like that. That's what I like about you. You did the right thing. I did what you told me to. Yes, you did. 'Cause you always tell me the right thing to do. Yeah.  Boy, he really fucked himself up out here -  - didn't he?
You did. I like that. I like that. That's what I like about you. You did the right thing. I did what you told me to. Yes, you did. 'Cause you always tell me the right thing to do. Yeah.  Boy, he really fucked himself up out here -  - didn't he?
Get lost, Ginger! Get lost! Get lost? Yes. Get lost?
Get lost, Ginger! Get lost! Get lost? Yes. Get lost?
All right. Okay? Yeah. Where are you goin'? Where are you? You're in that place. Where are you? I'm here. No, you're not. Where are you? Where are you?
All right. Okay? Yeah. Where are you goin'? Where are you? You're in that place. Where are you? I'm here. No, you're not. Where are you? Where are you?
There's more! I think that's it. There's more! There's a couple stuck in there. I know there's more. God, I'm telling you, they're out!
There's more! I think that's it. There's more! There's a couple stuck in there. I know there's more. God, I'm telling you, they're out!
Wow. Boy, look at this place, huh? Incredible.
Wow. Boy, look at this place, huh? Incredible.
Mm. Fuckin' Jews stick together, don't they? They're havin' a good time too.
Mm. Fuckin' Jews stick together, don't they? They're havin' a good time too.
Hey Buddy!  Can you let me pull over?  Give me some space to pull over. Where do you think you're going? Any place. This is one way. I know.  But it's an emergency. Somebody dying.  Okay? I don't see anybody in there but you.
Hey Buddy!  Can you let me pull over?  Give me some space to pull over. Where do you think you're going? Any place. This is one way. I know.  But it's an emergency. Somebody dying.  Okay? I don't see anybody in there but you.
Hey Buddy!  Can you let me pull over?  Give me some space to pull over. Where do you think you're going? Any place. This is one way.
Hey Buddy!  Can you let me pull over?  Give me some space to pull over. Where do you think you're going? Any place. This is one way.
Hey Buddy!  Can you let me pull over?  Give me some space to pull over. Where do you think you're going? Any place. This is one way. I know.  But it's an emergency. Somebody dying.  Okay?
Hey Buddy!  Can you let me pull over?  Give me some space to pull over. Where do you think you're going? Any place. This is one way. I know.  But it's an emergency. Somebody dying.  Okay?
I know you feel awful but it's not your responsibility. Then whose is it? You gotta just look the other way.
I know you feel awful but it's not your responsibility. Then whose is it? You gotta just look the other way.
I'm with two friends now. Rachel!  They're going after Rachel now -- and I can't stop them. Stop throwing names at me. Rachel, my daughter.  She's an honor student at Parker.  My God, she's only nine. What do they need her for? They know Jack will give them what they want once they have her.
I'm with two friends now. Rachel!  They're going after Rachel now -- and I can't stop them. Stop throwing names at me. Rachel, my daughter.  She's an honor student at Parker.  My God, she's only nine. What do they need her for? They know Jack will give them what they want once they have her.
I'm with two friends now. Rachel!  They're going after Rachel now -- and I can't stop them. Stop throwing names at me. Rachel, my daughter.  She's an honor student at Parker.  My God, she's only nine.
I'm with two friends now. Rachel!  They're going after Rachel now -- and I can't stop them. Stop throwing names at me. Rachel, my daughter.  She's an honor student at Parker.  My God, she's only nine.
I'm with two friends now. Rachel!  They're going after Rachel now -- and I can't stop them. Stop throwing names at me. Rachel, my daughter.  She's an honor student at Parker.  My God, she's only nine. What do they need her for?
I'm with two friends now. Rachel!  They're going after Rachel now -- and I can't stop them. Stop throwing names at me. Rachel, my daughter.  She's an honor student at Parker.  My God, she's only nine. What do they need her for?
What's happening? She's gone -- Don't say anything.  Don't alarm them.  Just go!
What's happening? She's gone -- Don't say anything.  Don't alarm them.  Just go!
Oh God -- Oh no -- Help me -- Don't let me -- Die. Didn't we play this scene before? Don't leave me here to die -- Theo, please -- you can't let me die --
Oh God -- Oh no -- Help me -- Don't let me -- Die. Didn't we play this scene before? Don't leave me here to die -- Theo, please -- you can't let me die --
Who were you talking to? Them.  They won't be expecting us. Brilliant -- unless they were close enough to see the cab pull away.  In which case you just warned them.
Who were you talking to? Them.  They won't be expecting us. Brilliant -- unless they were close enough to see the cab pull away.  In which case you just warned them.
Just cut his hair, you know. Yeah? What you think?
Just cut his hair, you know. Yeah? What you think?
Thank you. Who the fuck is he? Jimmy. It's him, isn't it?
Thank you. Who the fuck is he? Jimmy. It's him, isn't it?
Look, I'm sorry. Fuck off, Dave. No, I won't fucking fuck off. Said I'm sorry, didn't I?
Look, I'm sorry. Fuck off, Dave. No, I won't fucking fuck off. Said I'm sorry, didn't I?
Someone recommend you? In a way. Who? Guy I work with.
Someone recommend you? In a way. Who? Guy I work with.
What's that about? They're jealous. Why?
What's that about? They're jealous. Why?
Now's the time you're meant to do something, isn't it? Like what? Make a pass or something. Isn't that the way it goes?
Now's the time you're meant to do something, isn't it? Like what? Make a pass or something. Isn't that the way it goes?
Would you like a drink? Yes, please. What'll it be?
Would you like a drink? Yes, please. What'll it be?
He was different. How different? As different as it's possible to be. Tell me about him. No. Shouldn't I go?
He was different. How different? As different as it's possible to be. Tell me about him. No. Shouldn't I go?
He was different. How different? As different as it's possible to be. Tell me about him.
He was different. How different? As different as it's possible to be. Tell me about him.
He was different. How different? As different as it's possible to be. Tell me about him. No.
He was different. How different? As different as it's possible to be. Tell me about him. No.
You want to know how I kissed him? Yes... Are you jealous of him? Maybe.
You want to know how I kissed him? Yes... Are you jealous of him? Maybe.
Do you miss him? What do you think? I think you do. You say that like a gentleman. Do I?
Do you miss him? What do you think? I think you do. You say that like a gentleman. Do I?
Do you miss him? What do you think? I think you do. You say that like a gentleman.
Do you miss him? What do you think? I think you do. You say that like a gentleman.
Did he come here too? Is this an obsession of yours? Maybe. He did sometimes.
Did he come here too? Is this an obsession of yours? Maybe. He did sometimes.
So what do you want with me, Jimmy? Want to look after you. What does that mean?
So what do you want with me, Jimmy? Want to look after you. What does that mean?
Can't leave me now. Aha. The thing is, can you go the distance? Depends what it is.
Can't leave me now. Aha. The thing is, can you go the distance? Depends what it is.
You could? Do you care, Jimmy? Sure I do. You mean that?
You could? Do you care, Jimmy? Sure I do. You mean that?
Kind of liked you as a girl. That's a start. So I'm sorry. Make it up to me, then. How? Ask to meet me again.
Kind of liked you as a girl. That's a start. So I'm sorry. Make it up to me, then. How? Ask to meet me again.
Do they know? Know what, honey? Know what I didn't know. And don't call me that. Can't help it, Jimmy. A girl has her feelings.
Do they know? Know what, honey? Know what I didn't know. And don't call me that. Can't help it, Jimmy. A girl has her feelings.
Don't ask me in. Please, Jimmy. No. Can't pretend that much. I miss you, Jimmy.
Don't ask me in. Please, Jimmy. No. Can't pretend that much. I miss you, Jimmy.
Don't ask me in. Please, Jimmy. No. Can't pretend that much. I miss you, Jimmy. Should have stayed a girl.
Don't ask me in. Please, Jimmy. No. Can't pretend that much. I miss you, Jimmy. Should have stayed a girl.
Don't ask me in. Please, Jimmy. No. Can't pretend that much. I miss you, Jimmy. Should have stayed a girl. Don't be cruel.
Don't ask me in. Please, Jimmy. No. Can't pretend that much. I miss you, Jimmy. Should have stayed a girl. Don't be cruel.
Come on. Why, honey -- Come on. You gonna tell me why?
Come on. Why, honey -- Come on. You gonna tell me why?
It's her, isn't it? What's her? She's the thing you had to tell me. Kind of.
It's her, isn't it? What's her? She's the thing you had to tell me. Kind of.
She own you, Jimmy? Yes. She from Scotland too? You could say that. And you're not going to tell me more?
She own you, Jimmy? Yes. She from Scotland too? You could say that. And you're not going to tell me more?
She own you, Jimmy? Yes. She from Scotland too? You could say that.
She own you, Jimmy? Yes. She from Scotland too? You could say that.
What you doing, Jimmy? I'm not sure. Do you like me even a little bit?
What you doing, Jimmy? I'm not sure. Do you like me even a little bit?
You do something for me, Dil? Anything. You'd do anything for me? Afraid so.
You do something for me, Dil? Anything. You'd do anything for me? Afraid so.
Why? It's a secret. You'd like me better that way, Jimmy? Yes.
Why? It's a secret. You'd like me better that way, Jimmy? Yes.
Why? It's a secret. You'd like me better that way, Jimmy? Yes. And you wouldn't leave me?
Why? It's a secret. You'd like me better that way, Jimmy? Yes. And you wouldn't leave me?
Why? It's a secret. You'd like me better that way, Jimmy? Yes. And you wouldn't leave me? No.
Why? It's a secret. You'd like me better that way, Jimmy? Yes. And you wouldn't leave me? No.
So it's true, then? What? You like me better like this.
So it's true, then? What? You like me better like this.
Dil Can I tell you something? I knew your man. You knew which man? Your soldier.
Dil Can I tell you something? I knew your man. You knew which man? Your soldier.
Yes. I got the order to shoot him. Before I could do it he ran. Ran into a tank and died. Died...
Yes. I got the order to shoot him. Before I could do it he ran. Ran into a tank and died. Died...
You killed my Jody No. You didn't. I suppose I tried. You tried.
You killed my Jody No. You didn't. I suppose I tried. You tried.
You killed my Jody No. You didn't. I suppose I tried.
You killed my Jody No. You didn't. I suppose I tried.
You like me now, Jimmy? I like you, Dil -- Give me a bit more, baby, a bit more.
You like me now, Jimmy? I like you, Dil -- Give me a bit more, baby, a bit more.
She was -- And she used her tits and that cute little ass to get him, didn't she? Yes. Tell me what she wore.
She was -- And she used her tits and that cute little ass to get him, didn't she? Yes. Tell me what she wore.
You've got to go now, Dil -- Do I? Yes. Now. Am I in trouble, Jimmy? Not if you go. Will I see you again?
You've got to go now, Dil -- Do I? Yes. Now. Am I in trouble, Jimmy? Not if you go. Will I see you again?
You've got to go now, Dil -- Do I? Yes. Now. Am I in trouble, Jimmy?
You've got to go now, Dil -- Do I? Yes. Now. Am I in trouble, Jimmy?
You've got to go now, Dil -- Do I? Yes. Now. Am I in trouble, Jimmy? Not if you go.
You've got to go now, Dil -- Do I? Yes. Now. Am I in trouble, Jimmy? Not if you go.
So what do you need, Fergus? Need to go across the water. Do you now. Need to lose myself awhile.
So what do you need, Fergus? Need to go across the water. Do you now. Need to lose myself awhile.
You were made for this. Was I? Perfect. And what happens then? We'll be on the other side. We'll move when you do. And what if you don't?
You were made for this. Was I? Perfect. And what happens then? We'll be on the other side. We'll move when you do. And what if you don't?
Why do you want to do that for? Would make me feel better about it. You sure about that? I'm sure.
Why do you want to do that for? Would make me feel better about it. You sure about that? I'm sure.
And what's she like between the sheets? Definitely unusual. And who is she? Just a girl. And you know what'll happen if you fuck up again, don't you? Aye, I do, Peter.
And what's she like between the sheets? Definitely unusual. And who is she? Just a girl. And you know what'll happen if you fuck up again, don't you? Aye, I do, Peter.
And what's she like between the sheets? Definitely unusual. And who is she? Just a girl.
And what's she like between the sheets? Definitely unusual. And who is she? Just a girl.
And what's she like between the sheets? Definitely unusual. And who is she? Just a girl. And you know what'll happen if you fuck up again, don't you?
And what's she like between the sheets? Definitely unusual. And who is she? Just a girl. And you know what'll happen if you fuck up again, don't you?
Hey -- What is it now? You're going to have to do it, aren't you? Do what?
Hey -- What is it now? You're going to have to do it, aren't you? Do what?
She'd be anyone's type. Don't you think of it, fucker. Why not? She's mine. Anyway, she wouldn't suit you.
She'd be anyone's type. Don't you think of it, fucker. Why not? She's mine. Anyway, she wouldn't suit you.
She'd be anyone's type. Don't you think of it, fucker. Why not? She's mine. Anyway, she wouldn't suit you. No?
She'd be anyone's type. Don't you think of it, fucker. Why not? She's mine. Anyway, she wouldn't suit you. No?
She'd be anyone's type. Don't you think of it, fucker. Why not? She's mine. Anyway, she wouldn't suit you. No? Absolutely not.
She'd be anyone's type. Don't you think of it, fucker. Why not? She's mine. Anyway, she wouldn't suit you. No? Absolutely not.
Is it bad? No. Not bad. Women are trouble, you know that, Fergus? I didn't.
Is it bad? No. Not bad. Women are trouble, you know that, Fergus? I didn't.
You stupid bastard -- What you say, faster? I said you bastard -- stop --
You stupid bastard -- What you say, faster? I said you bastard -- stop --
You don't look so bad in this light. Why do you think I brought you here? I thought maybe you wanted me to see the kind of work the competition was turning out. Pretty good, huh? I taught them everything they do. Oh? Did they do that sort of thing way back in your day?
You don't look so bad in this light. Why do you think I brought you here? I thought maybe you wanted me to see the kind of work the competition was turning out. Pretty good, huh? I taught them everything they do. Oh? Did they do that sort of thing way back in your day?
You don't look so bad in this light. Why do you think I brought you here? I thought maybe you wanted me to see the kind of work the competition was turning out. Pretty good, huh? I taught them everything they do.
You don't look so bad in this light. Why do you think I brought you here? I thought maybe you wanted me to see the kind of work the competition was turning out. Pretty good, huh? I taught them everything they do.
Reggie -- listen to me! You lied to me so many times -- Reggie -- trust me once more -- please. Can I really believe you this time, Adam?
Reggie -- listen to me! You lied to me so many times -- Reggie -- trust me once more -- please. Can I really believe you this time, Adam?
Now please, Reggie -- cut it out. Okay. What are you doing? Cutting it out.
Now please, Reggie -- cut it out. Okay. What are you doing? Cutting it out.
Now please, Reggie -- cut it out. Okay. What are you doing? Cutting it out. Who told you to do that?
Now please, Reggie -- cut it out. Okay. What are you doing? Cutting it out. Who told you to do that?
Now please, Reggie -- cut it out. Okay. What are you doing? Cutting it out. Who told you to do that? You did.
Now please, Reggie -- cut it out. Okay. What are you doing? Cutting it out. Who told you to do that? You did.
Mrs. Lampert -- What do you want? Didn't Charles tell you, Mrs. Lampert? Tell me what? It doesn't belong to you, Mrs. Lampert -- you do know that, don't you? I don't know anything.
Mrs. Lampert -- What do you want? Didn't Charles tell you, Mrs. Lampert? Tell me what? It doesn't belong to you, Mrs. Lampert -- you do know that, don't you? I don't know anything.
We're here. Where? On the street where you live.
We're here. Where? On the street where you live.
There was no trace of him. All right, Reggie -- suppose you tell me what this is all about. There are three men -- he's one of them -- they think I have something that belongs to them. What?
There was no trace of him. All right, Reggie -- suppose you tell me what this is all about. There are three men -- he's one of them -- they think I have something that belongs to them. What?
Go on. That's all. No, it isn't -- where's the money? I don't know.  Those men killed Charles to get it. But he must not have had it with him on the train. So they think he left it with you.
Go on. That's all. No, it isn't -- where's the money? I don't know.  Those men killed Charles to get it. But he must not have had it with him on the train. So they think he left it with you.
Go on. That's all. No, it isn't -- where's the money? I don't know.  Those men killed Charles to get it. But he must not have had it with him on the train.
Go on. That's all. No, it isn't -- where's the money? I don't know.  Those men killed Charles to get it. But he must not have had it with him on the train.
Ok. Daddy, are you upset that I'm still a virgin?! No honey. You are upset. I'm not. I thought you'd be pleased.
Ok. Daddy, are you upset that I'm still a virgin?! No honey. You are upset. I'm not. I thought you'd be pleased.
Ok. Daddy, are you upset that I'm still a virgin?! No honey. You are upset.
Ok. Daddy, are you upset that I'm still a virgin?! No honey. You are upset.
Ok. Daddy, are you upset that I'm still a virgin?! No honey. You are upset. I'm not.
Ok. Daddy, are you upset that I'm still a virgin?! No honey. You are upset. I'm not.
You know her? It can't be. Who is she Daddy?
You know her? It can't be. Who is she Daddy?
Your brother told us. Daddy.... Shh. I'm not going to tell you not to go. You're not?
Your brother told us. Daddy.... Shh. I'm not going to tell you not to go. You're not?
You fucked me up! What? You gave me a 'D'. I'm sure you should have failed.
You fucked me up! What? You gave me a 'D'. I'm sure you should have failed.
What's wrong? Am I doing something wrong? Just making me feel like a piece of meat. I'm making you feel like meat?
What's wrong? Am I doing something wrong? Just making me feel like a piece of meat. I'm making you feel like meat?
Who? The men. Do any of them still live around here? Two men left town right after it happened.
Who? The men. Do any of them still live around here? Two men left town right after it happened.
What are you doing? I got to go. What?
What are you doing? I got to go. What?
Rod! You're being unfair. Unfair?!
Rod! You're being unfair. Unfair?!
Do you love me? What? Do you love me?
Do you love me? What? Do you love me?
I'm about to get in your ass like last year's underwear, man. That's... ...fine. I ain't playin' that.
I'm about to get in your ass like last year's underwear, man. That's... ...fine. I ain't playin' that.
Shut up. Hey. We can't push old Pete in this heat.  He can't take it.
Shut up. Hey. We can't push old Pete in this heat.  He can't take it.
Fine. God-... ...-damn! Okay, okay! Ah, one of them's in the back. No, no, no, no, no.  Keep goin'.
Fine. God-... ...-damn! Okay, okay! Ah, one of them's in the back. No, no, no, no, no.  Keep goin'.
Fine. God-... ...-damn! Okay, okay!
Fine. God-... ...-damn! Okay, okay!
Fine. God-... ...-damn! Okay, okay! Ah, one of them's in the back.
Fine. God-... ...-damn! Okay, okay! Ah, one of them's in the back.
Want to tell me the real reason we stopped at your house? I told you, it was on the way and I wanted to change clothes. You should practice lying more often. You're awful at it.  Where to? Sid 6.7 is no longer bound by his programming. What does that mean?
Want to tell me the real reason we stopped at your house? I told you, it was on the way and I wanted to change clothes. You should practice lying more often. You're awful at it.  Where to? Sid 6.7 is no longer bound by his programming. What does that mean?
Want to tell me the real reason we stopped at your house? I told you, it was on the way and I wanted to change clothes. You should practice lying more often. You're awful at it.  Where to? Sid 6.7 is no longer bound by his programming
Want to tell me the real reason we stopped at your house? I told you, it was on the way and I wanted to change clothes. You should practice lying more often. You're awful at it.  Where to? Sid 6.7 is no longer bound by his programming
Don't you ever see him?. Never. How could anybody behave like that?
Don't you ever see him?. Never. How could anybody behave like that?
Holy shit... ...man! Oh, shit. Back up!  Back... ...up! 
Holy shit... ...man! Oh, shit. Back up!  Back... ...up! 
Listen!  Listen... ...to him!  You don't know who... ...you're dealin' with! I'm a dangerous man!
Listen!  Listen... ...to him!  You don't know who... ...you're dealin' with! I'm a dangerous man!
Listen!  Listen... ...to him!  You don't know who... ...you're dealin' with! I'm a dangerous man! Yeah, he's a dangerous...
Listen!  Listen... ...to him!  You don't know who... ...you're dealin' with! I'm a dangerous man! Yeah, he's a dangerous...
Listen!  Listen... ...to him!  You don't know who... ...you're dealin' with! I'm a dangerous man! Yeah, he's a dangerous... ...man!
Listen!  Listen... ...to him!  You don't know who... ...you're dealin' with! I'm a dangerous man! Yeah, he's a dangerous... ...man!
I'm crazy? Taking it down the hill. You're--?  What?! 
I'm crazy? Taking it down the hill. You're--?  What?! 
I'm crazy? Taking it down the hill. You're--?  What?!  You're not dangerous!  You're crazy!  I ain't gettin' in this damn thing!
I'm crazy? Taking it down the hill. You're--?  What?!  You're not dangerous!  You're crazy!  I ain't gettin' in this damn thing!
I'm crazy? Taking it down the hill. You're--?  What?!  You're not dangerous!  You're crazy!  I ain't gettin' in this damn thing! Then stay...
I'm crazy? Taking it down the hill. You're--?  What?!  You're not dangerous!  You're crazy!  I ain't gettin' in this damn thing! Then stay...
Keep still. Okay.  Okay. Oh, shit! No!
Keep still. Okay.  Okay. Oh, shit! No!
Ow! Are you all right?
Ow! Are you all right?
They're takin' off. Huh? They're movin'.
They're takin' off. Huh? They're movin'.
Okay, here we go.  Come here. Go, go, go!
Okay, here we go.  Come here. Go, go, go!
Okay... ...here comes the... ...tunnel!
Okay... ...here comes the... ...tunnel!
You aren't sick! We've got to get back.  What are you doing! Listen Sarah, I think I know what's going on ok.  I went to the waxwork today.I met this man. Oh that explains everything
You aren't sick! We've got to get back.  What are you doing! Listen Sarah, I think I know what's going on ok.  I went to the waxwork today.I met this man. Oh that explains everything
Well, hell, the smoke's gonna kill us anyway! There's gotta be... ...another way  outta here.    Hey. Hold this.
Well, hell, the smoke's gonna kill us anyway! There's gotta be... ...another way  outta here.    Hey. Hold this.
Well, hell, the smoke's gonna kill us anyway! There's gotta be... ...another way  outta here.    Hey. Hold this. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, hell, the smoke's gonna kill us anyway! There's gotta be... ...another way  outta here.    Hey. Hold this. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, hell, the smoke's gonna kill us anyway! There's gotta be... ...another way  outta here.    Hey. Hold this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 
Well, hell, the smoke's gonna kill us anyway! There's gotta be... ...another way  outta here.    Hey. Hold this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 
What?  Say again... ...Mason.  I can barely hear you. We've got it... ...on ice!  We've got Elvis on ice!
What?  Say again... ...Mason.  I can barely hear you. We've got it... ...on ice!  We've got Elvis on ice!
All right, gentlemen. We're about done here.  Fine job. Thank you. Your country and a lot of innocent people in it... ...owe you.
All right, gentlemen. We're about done here.  Fine job. Thank you. Your country and a lot of innocent people in it... ...owe you.
Where did you meet Miss Lawson? At a dinner party -- about eight months ago.
Where did you meet Miss Lawson? At a dinner party -- about eight months ago.
My name is Ronald Brean. Who're you working for? Nobody whose name you want me to say, Mr. Young, I promise you. all very well, but when the Fit hits the Shan, somebody's going to have to Stay After School, and who do you 'spose that might be. only got to hold for another few days. Well, I'm not interested in how long its got to hold for.
My name is Ronald Brean. Who're you working for? Nobody whose name you want me to say, Mr. Young, I promise you. all very well, but when the Fit hits the Shan, somebody's going to have to Stay After School, and who do you 'spose that might be. only got to hold for another few days. Well, I'm not interested in how long its got to hold for.
My name is Ronald Brean. Who're you working for? Nobody whose name you want me to say, Mr. Young, I promise you. all very well, but when the Fit hits the Shan, somebody's going to have to Stay After School, and who do you 'spose that might be.
My name is Ronald Brean. Who're you working for? Nobody whose name you want me to say, Mr. Young, I promise you. all very well, but when the Fit hits the Shan, somebody's going to have to Stay After School, and who do you 'spose that might be.
My name is Ronald Brean. Who're you working for? Nobody whose name you want me to say, Mr. Young, I promise you. all very well, but when the Fit hits the Shan, somebody's going to have to Stay After School, and who do you 'spose that might be. only got to hold for another few days.
My name is Ronald Brean. Who're you working for? Nobody whose name you want me to say, Mr. Young, I promise you. all very well, but when the Fit hits the Shan, somebody's going to have to Stay After School, and who do you 'spose that might be. only got to hold for another few days.
Why?  You're a nothing, nobody!  Why? You'd never understand! I would've in another life. 
Why?  You're a nothing, nobody!  Why? You'd never understand! I would've in another life. 
Great.  All right... ...we're gonna seal that tunnel!  I want it air-... ...tight!
Great.  All right... ...we're gonna seal that tunnel!  I want it air-... ...tight!
Well, you don't look any the worse for wear, Mr. Gittes, I must say... where's the girl?... I've got her. Is she all right? She's fine. Where is she?
Well, you don't look any the worse for wear, Mr. Gittes, I must say... where's the girl?... I've got her. Is she all right? She's fine. Where is she?
Well, you don't look any the worse for wear, Mr. Gittes, I must say... where's the girl?... I've got her. Is she all right? She's fine.
Well, you don't look any the worse for wear, Mr. Gittes, I must say... where's the girl?... I've got her. Is she all right? She's fine.
Gee, this is a surprise, Mr. Gittes. Call me Jake. How is everything? Just sitting down to supper, Jake. Care to join us? No thanks.
Gee, this is a surprise, Mr. Gittes. Call me Jake. How is everything? Just sitting down to supper, Jake. Care to join us? No thanks.
I don't want it anymore. No? No. It was an accident.
I don't want it anymore. No? No. It was an accident.
What are you doing here? Didn't you call? How do you happen to know her? I don't.
What are you doing here? Didn't you call? How do you happen to know her? I don't.
That's it? Yeah. Well, let's go.
That's it? Yeah. Well, let's go.
You never learn, do you, Gittes? I guess not. Give you three minutes.
You never learn, do you, Gittes? I guess not. Give you three minutes.
I don't like the word 'cheat.' Did you have affairs? Mr. Gittes. Did he know?
I don't like the word 'cheat.' Did you have affairs? Mr. Gittes. Did he know?
Is there anything else you want to know? Where you were when your husband died. I can't tell you. You mean you don't know where you were? I mean I can't tell you.
Is there anything else you want to know? Where you were when your husband died. I can't tell you. You mean you don't know where you were? I mean I can't tell you.
Is there anything else you want to know? Where you were when your husband died. I can't tell you. You mean you don't know where you were?
Is there anything else you want to know? Where you were when your husband died. I can't tell you. You mean you don't know where you were?
How did it happen? Been meaning to talk to you about that. Maybe putting your nose in other people's business?
How did it happen? Been meaning to talk to you about that. Maybe putting your nose in other people's business?
Hold still. Why? You can't always tell what's going on there. ...No. Why was it. I thought I was keeping someone from being hurt and actually I ended up making sure they were hurt.
Hold still. Why? You can't always tell what's going on there. ...No. Why was it. I thought I was keeping someone from being hurt and actually I ended up making sure they were hurt.
Sophie, go to the little girl's room for a minute. But, Mr. Gittes. Sophie.
Sophie, go to the little girl's room for a minute. But, Mr. Gittes. Sophie.
This? They got into a terrific argument outside the Pig 'n Whistle. What about? I don't know. The traffic was pretty loud. I only heard one thing  apple core. Apple core?
This? They got into a terrific argument outside the Pig 'n Whistle. What about? I don't know. The traffic was pretty loud. I only heard one thing  apple core. Apple core?
This? They got into a terrific argument outside the Pig 'n Whistle. What about? I don't know. The traffic was pretty loud. I only heard one thing  apple core.
This? They got into a terrific argument outside the Pig 'n Whistle. What about? I don't know. The traffic was pretty loud. I only heard one thing  apple core.
I've been looking for you all day. Did you buy the milk? No... Then where's the money?
I've been looking for you all day. Did you buy the milk? No... Then where's the money?
I'm sending Junior home in the car, Charles - with Oliver - But I'd arranged to go home with you myself. There's a call I want you to make with me, Charles. It can wait.
I'm sending Junior home in the car, Charles - with Oliver - But I'd arranged to go home with you myself. There's a call I want you to make with me, Charles. It can wait.
You'll never have another chance to hit me again.  I never knew till this minute - Susan, it seems to me - Don't tell me you're sorry. I'm not sorry. I'm going to leave you. No, you're not.
You'll never have another chance to hit me again.  I never knew till this minute - Susan, it seems to me - Don't tell me you're sorry. I'm not sorry. I'm going to leave you. No, you're not.
You'll never have another chance to hit me again.  I never knew till this minute - Susan, it seems to me - Don't tell me you're sorry. I'm not sorry.
You'll never have another chance to hit me again.  I never knew till this minute - Susan, it seems to me - Don't tell me you're sorry. I'm not sorry.
You'll never have another chance to hit me again.  I never knew till this minute - Susan, it seems to me - Don't tell me you're sorry. I'm not sorry. I'm going to leave you.
You'll never have another chance to hit me again.  I never knew till this minute - Susan, it seems to me - Don't tell me you're sorry. I'm not sorry. I'm going to leave you.
Goodbye, Charlie. Don't go, Susan. Let's not start all over again, Charlie.  We've said everything that can be said.
Goodbye, Charlie. Don't go, Susan. Let's not start all over again, Charlie.  We've said everything that can be said.
First of all - What's wrong, Brad? I'm drunk.
First of all - What's wrong, Brad? I'm drunk.
Maybe you should take that coffee outside. No, I think I'll drink it in here, thanks. If you're going to drink it in here, I'd appreciate it if you'd not bother the customers.
Maybe you should take that coffee outside. No, I think I'll drink it in here, thanks. If you're going to drink it in here, I'd appreciate it if you'd not bother the customers.
What the fuck is this?! I want some service! In a second! Fuck in a second! This is... Look at you! You can't even pass! I can pass!
What the fuck is this?! I want some service! In a second! Fuck in a second! This is... Look at you! You can't even pass! I can pass!
I could never reach. Reach what? You know. What, your dick? Yeah. Like you said, you know. I guess everyone tries it, sooner of later.
I could never reach. Reach what? You know. What, your dick? Yeah. Like you said, you know. I guess everyone tries it, sooner of later.
I could never reach. Reach what? You know. What, your dick?
I could never reach. Reach what? You know. What, your dick?
You know, you probably could've been home, already, in the time it's taken you to get in there. Can I trouble you for one of those magazines? I said go ahead.
You know, you probably could've been home, already, in the time it's taken you to get in there. Can I trouble you for one of those magazines? I said go ahead.
You open? Yes.  I'm not out of shape. Excuse me, but have you been here all day?
You open? Yes.  I'm not out of shape. Excuse me, but have you been here all day?
Here you go. What's this? A fine, for five hundred dollars.
Here you go. What's this? A fine, for five hundred dollars.
I'm going with you. Not on that leg. Take the gun.
I'm going with you. Not on that leg. Take the gun.
Man, it costs a fortune to heat this place. I'm glad you find humor in this.  Do you know what people would do for that? I can't believe you just said that. Neither can I.  What do you think they're doing now?
Man, it costs a fortune to heat this place. I'm glad you find humor in this.  Do you know what people would do for that? I can't believe you just said that. Neither can I.  What do you think they're doing now?
We have to get through to the other side.  You up for it? I've gone this far, and right now I think I'm in better shape than you. A simple yes or no would have done. Want me to lead?
We have to get through to the other side.  You up for it? I've gone this far, and right now I think I'm in better shape than you. A simple yes or no would have done. Want me to lead?
Thanks for holding on. We were going together before I ever let go of you. I'm holding you to that.  Gabe, what about Frank?
Thanks for holding on. We were going together before I ever let go of you. I'm holding you to that.  Gabe, what about Frank?
Kill me?  Christ we're partners in this! Were.  Give me the tracking monitor! Why?  What are you going to do?!
Kill me?  Christ we're partners in this! Were.  Give me the tracking monitor! Why?  What are you going to do?!
I was with Max when he got the call. And you came all the way down here to see me? It's nothing. Tell my son.  You have to hold a gun to his head to get him to come see me.
I was with Max when he got the call. And you came all the way down here to see me? It's nothing. Tell my son.  You have to hold a gun to his head to get him to come see me.
You cool, Max?  Say "I'm cool. You're cool. No.  You say you're cool.
You cool, Max?  Say "I'm cool. You're cool. No.  You say you're cool.
Don't take that.  Tell him to shut the fuck up. I can't do that.  He's the Man.  He'll fire my ass. So what? I need the job.
Don't take that.  Tell him to shut the fuck up. I can't do that.  He's the Man.  He'll fire my ass. So what? I need the job.
Let's go. No. What you mean, no?
Let's go. No. What you mean, no?
I was only going one way. Drop me off here! Look, I'm sorry --
I was only going one way. Drop me off here! Look, I'm sorry --
I still don't see what it has to do with the President. Do you still ride? Not for years. So why do you keep the picture up? You wish you hadn't quit?
I still don't see what it has to do with the President. Do you still ride? Not for years. So why do you keep the picture up? You wish you hadn't quit?
Was that who I thought it was? Uh huh. Has this happened to you before? Never, but I've been practicing. Who are you, Jerry?
Was that who I thought it was? Uh huh. Has this happened to you before? Never, but I've been practicing. Who are you, Jerry?
Was that who I thought it was? Uh huh. Has this happened to you before? Never, but I've been practicing.
Was that who I thought it was? Uh huh. Has this happened to you before? Never, but I've been practicing.
I'll give you 100 bucks if you leave right now. Is this your dad? That was him. Is he dead? Please put it down. How'd he die?
I'll give you 100 bucks if you leave right now. Is this your dad? That was him. Is he dead? Please put it down. How'd he die?
I'll give you 100 bucks if you leave right now. Is this your dad? That was him. Is he dead?
I'll give you 100 bucks if you leave right now. Is this your dad? That was him. Is he dead?
I'll give you 100 bucks if you leave right now. Is this your dad? That was him. Is he dead? Please put it down.
I'll give you 100 bucks if you leave right now. Is this your dad? That was him. Is he dead? Please put it down.
I'm a very patient man. That's great.  Good for you. Who have you been talking to, Jerry?  Who else knows what you know?
I'm a very patient man. That's great.  Good for you. Who have you been talking to, Jerry?  Who else knows what you know?
Do you believe me? Yeah, I do. I want to believe you, too.
Do you believe me? Yeah, I do. I want to believe you, too.
David -- Ellie. Do you have a minute -- ? Actually I'm running late --
David -- Ellie. Do you have a minute -- ? Actually I'm running late --
You aren't staying? This... seemed best. Right.  Well.
You aren't staying? This... seemed best. Right.  Well.
He'll never make it. What are you talking about? He doesn't know when to give in. They'll kill him.
He'll never make it. What are you talking about? He doesn't know when to give in. They'll kill him.
The first two murders. What first two murders.  We don't know about them here, do we? He told me he had done two others just like it. When was that? When he was seventeen. And you believed him when he told you he had done that.
The first two murders. What first two murders.  We don't know about them here, do we? He told me he had done two others just like it. When was that? When he was seventeen. And you believed him when he told you he had done that.
The first two murders. What first two murders.  We don't know about them here, do we? He told me he had done two others just like it. When was that?
The first two murders. What first two murders.  We don't know about them here, do we? He told me he had done two others just like it. When was that?
The first two murders. What first two murders.  We don't know about them here, do we? He told me he had done two others just like it. When was that? When he was seventeen.
The first two murders. What first two murders.  We don't know about them here, do we? He told me he had done two others just like it. When was that? When he was seventeen.
Yes. Is there a phone booth there? They all have one...
Yes. Is there a phone booth there? They all have one...
You know how to use this? They taught me at the FBI.  I was very good at it.  It scared me... I liked it. You take it, hang on to it, it'll make you feel safer.  Stay put.
You know how to use this? They taught me at the FBI.  I was very good at it.  It scared me... I liked it. You take it, hang on to it, it'll make you feel safer.  Stay put.
Where you going? Helen Hudson... What the hell you need her for?
Where you going? Helen Hudson... What the hell you need her for?
What does he want from you? Hard to say. I'm going to leave now. Do you want a lift?
What does he want from you? Hard to say. I'm going to leave now. Do you want a lift?
What about this one? You look beautiful. Really?
What about this one? You look beautiful. Really?
How wonderful, darling.  What does that mean for you? I'll be running it three days a week, and... Will you get time off to do that?
How wonderful, darling.  What does that mean for you? I'll be running it three days a week, and... Will you get time off to do that?
I don't know why you feel you have to lie, Letty. Lie? If you feel lonely, or need to talk, all you have to do is say so. To talk?  Well, OK, that might be good.
I don't know why you feel you have to lie, Letty. Lie? If you feel lonely, or need to talk, all you have to do is say so. To talk?  Well, OK, that might be good.
He asked me to marry him. Very romantic setting. It was romantic.   He's very romantic.
He asked me to marry him. Very romantic setting. It was romantic.   He's very romantic.
You must have thought about it. Everyone does. I just want to see Beast.  Where would you go? The mission up in Santa Barbara. No way.
You must have thought about it. Everyone does. I just want to see Beast.  Where would you go? The mission up in Santa Barbara. No way.
You've got to see the kitchen first. Do you like it? I love your apartment.
You've got to see the kitchen first. Do you like it? I love your apartment.
The store was busy. You got wine. That's great. Would you mind if we just called it an early night? You go ahead and relax. I'll cook. I think I should go home. Are you OK?
The store was busy. You got wine. That's great. Would you mind if we just called it an early night? You go ahead and relax. I'll cook. I think I should go home. Are you OK?
The store was busy. You got wine. That's great. Would you mind if we just called it an early night? You go ahead and relax. I'll cook.
The store was busy. You got wine. That's great. Would you mind if we just called it an early night? You go ahead and relax. I'll cook.
The store was busy. You got wine. That's great. Would you mind if we just called it an early night? You go ahead and relax. I'll cook. I think I should go home.
The store was busy. You got wine. That's great. Would you mind if we just called it an early night? You go ahead and relax. I'll cook. I think I should go home.
What is it? Are you OK? Always the drugs. What? I saw you talking to my Mom.
What is it? Are you OK? Always the drugs. What? I saw you talking to my Mom.
Silly?   Silly am I? Michael, take it easy. Silly, silly, silly.
Silly?   Silly am I? Michael, take it easy. Silly, silly, silly.
No. Especially this last year. Especially now.
No. Especially this last year. Especially now.
I'm glad you agreed to see me. I'm just glad there aren't any hard feelings. Oh, none. None. I completely understand what was going on. Oh. How's work going?    Are you back at school?
I'm glad you agreed to see me. I'm just glad there aren't any hard feelings. Oh, none. None. I completely understand what was going on. Oh. How's work going?    Are you back at school?
I'm glad you agreed to see me. I'm just glad there aren't any hard feelings. Oh, none. None. I completely understand what was going on. Oh.
I'm glad you agreed to see me. I'm just glad there aren't any hard feelings. Oh, none. None. I completely understand what was going on. Oh.
Getting back. I heard about your friend. What? I heard your friend was back in the hospital.
Getting back. I heard about your friend. What? I heard your friend was back in the hospital.
Uh... excuse me, but don't you need a warrant or something? Not today.   Where are your friends? They left about a half hour ago. Where did they go?
Uh... excuse me, but don't you need a warrant or something? Not today.   Where are your friends? They left about a half hour ago. Where did they go?
Either you are incredibly brave, or incredibly stupid. Which one is it? I guess we're going to find out. You rob an associate of mine... a friend and--
Either you are incredibly brave, or incredibly stupid. Which one is it? I guess we're going to find out. You rob an associate of mine... a friend and--
Get that, will you? Why do I always have to answer the phone? Because you're the closest.
Get that, will you? Why do I always have to answer the phone? Because you're the closest.
What hotel? The Holiday Hotel. What room number? I don't know.     I didn't look.
What hotel? The Holiday Hotel. What room number? I don't know.     I didn't look.
Can't sleep? No. I'm sorry things went so wrong today.
Can't sleep? No. I'm sorry things went so wrong today.
In that case, perhaps we could be of assistance. Don't bother. You don't seem to understand.
In that case, perhaps we could be of assistance. Don't bother. You don't seem to understand.
Talent. Hi. Care for a hot dog? You buying?
Talent. Hi. Care for a hot dog? You buying?
You sorta looked like you might need my help. This isn't your place.  This isn't your fight.  And I don't need your help. You're welcome. Leave here.  Don't do this.  I don't want you here.
You sorta looked like you might need my help. This isn't your place.  This isn't your fight.  And I don't need your help. You're welcome. Leave here.  Don't do this.  I don't want you here.
Oh wow, oh wow, don't fucking do that, man.  I nearly had a fucking heart attack. Fun -- look at that guy... It's just the dope, don't worry Fun, he's not going away, he's scaring the piss outta me!
Oh wow, oh wow, don't fucking do that, man.  I nearly had a fucking heart attack. Fun -- look at that guy... It's just the dope, don't worry Fun, he's not going away, he's scaring the piss outta me!
I can pick out a tune now and again. Can you play "Teddy Bears' Picnic?"  It used to be her favorite. Does she have a name?
I can pick out a tune now and again. Can you play "Teddy Bears' Picnic?"  It used to be her favorite. Does she have a name?
Do you feel okay. No. You gotta go now, I bet.
Do you feel okay. No. You gotta go now, I bet.
No, not at all. Well, I was just calling to see how you're doing. I'm... I'm alright. How was your date?
No, not at all. Well, I was just calling to see how you're doing. I'm... I'm alright. How was your date?
Well, I was just calling to tell you I was thinking about you and I miss you. I'll let you go. Wait, don't hang up. Okay? What are you doing?
Well, I was just calling to tell you I was thinking about you and I miss you. I'll let you go. Wait, don't hang up. Okay? What are you doing?
What are you doing? Just taking your photo. I look terrible.
What are you doing? Just taking your photo. I look terrible.
I'm sorry that was out of line. I want to go home. I was just kidding.
I'm sorry that was out of line. I want to go home. I was just kidding.
Please please please. I'll do anything. Just don't call my mom. Cecile, all I want to do is give you a kiss. And then I can go home?
Please please please. I'll do anything. Just don't call my mom. Cecile, all I want to do is give you a kiss. And then I can go home?
What are you doing? You promised to let me kiss you. But -
What are you doing? You promised to let me kiss you. But -
What's wrong? It's Sebastian. He's out of his mind. What do you mean? I think he's high on drugs. He hit me, then took off. I'm afraid to be alone. Please come over.
What's wrong? It's Sebastian. He's out of his mind. What do you mean? I think he's high on drugs. He hit me, then took off. I'm afraid to be alone. Please come over.
Fuck her yet? I'm working on it. Loser. Blow me. Call me later.
Fuck her yet? I'm working on it. Loser. Blow me. Call me later.
Fuck her yet? I'm working on it. Loser. Blow me.
Fuck her yet? I'm working on it. Loser. Blow me.
Morning! Morning. So? How'd it go last night? With who?
Morning! Morning. So? How'd it go last night? With who?
Some other time. Excuse me? I'm not in the mood. And that's why you're leaving? It clearly is why. I want to fuck.
Some other time. Excuse me? I'm not in the mood. And that's why you're leaving? It clearly is why. I want to fuck.
Some other time. Excuse me? I'm not in the mood. And that's why you're leaving?
Some other time. Excuse me? I'm not in the mood. And that's why you're leaving?
Some other time. Excuse me? I'm not in the mood. And that's why you're leaving? It clearly is why.
Some other time. Excuse me? I'm not in the mood. And that's why you're leaving? It clearly is why.
It's desperate that I talk to her. I've already told you, she's not home. Well please leave a message that I called.
It's desperate that I talk to her. I've already told you, she's not home. Well please leave a message that I called.
What time is it? Eight o'clock. You got to go. Did she show up? Nope.
What time is it? Eight o'clock. You got to go. Did she show up? Nope.
What time is it? Eight o'clock. You got to go. Did she show up? Nope. Do you mind if I check upstairs?
What time is it? Eight o'clock. You got to go. Did she show up? Nope. Do you mind if I check upstairs?
What time is it? Eight o'clock. You got to go. Did she show up? Nope. Do you mind if I check upstairs? I can't have you do that, nor can I have you hanging around the lobby all day.
What time is it? Eight o'clock. You got to go. Did she show up? Nope. Do you mind if I check upstairs? I can't have you do that, nor can I have you hanging around the lobby all day.
Mommy -- Yes, darling. Did you ever make a wish? Oh, lots of times. Did your wishes ever come true? Sometimes.
Mommy -- Yes, darling. Did you ever make a wish? Oh, lots of times. Did your wishes ever come true? Sometimes.
Mommy -- Yes, darling. Did you ever make a wish? Oh, lots of times.
Mommy -- Yes, darling. Did you ever make a wish? Oh, lots of times.
Mommy -- Yes, darling. Did you ever make a wish? Oh, lots of times. Did your wishes ever come true?
Mommy -- Yes, darling. Did you ever make a wish? Oh, lots of times. Did your wishes ever come true?
Where is everybody? It's early yet. It's nearly a quarter after four. The party was for four, wasn't it? Yes, darling, Gosh, in my day kids arrived at birthday parties before anybody was ready for them,
Where is everybody? It's early yet. It's nearly a quarter after four. The party was for four, wasn't it? Yes, darling, Gosh, in my day kids arrived at birthday parties before anybody was ready for them,
Where is everybody? It's early yet. It's nearly a quarter after four. The party was for four, wasn't it? Yes, darling,
Where is everybody? It's early yet. It's nearly a quarter after four. The party was for four, wasn't it? Yes, darling,
What do you want. Amy? I wanted to talk to you,  I wanted to tell you about the other children. Can't you tell me later?
What do you want. Amy? I wanted to talk to you,  I wanted to tell you about the other children. Can't you tell me later?
Now Amy It's true. And who did the voice belong to? It was just a voice. Now look, this is the last time you come to me with any such stories  I'm sick of this sort of thing. Daddy, it's true.
Now Amy It's true. And who did the voice belong to? It was just a voice. Now look, this is the last time you come to me with any such stories  I'm sick of this sort of thing. Daddy, it's true.
Now Amy It's true. And who did the voice belong to? It was just a voice.
Now Amy It's true. And who did the voice belong to? It was just a voice.
Now Amy It's true. And who did the voice belong to? It was just a voice. Now look, this is the last time you come to me with any such stories  I'm sick of this sort of thing.
Now Amy It's true. And who did the voice belong to? It was just a voice. Now look, this is the last time you come to me with any such stories  I'm sick of this sort of thing.
You mustn't be afraid. But she's dead! Amy, listen to me. Death isn't such a terrible thing. Oh, it is, it is! Death's terrible.
You mustn't be afraid. But she's dead! Amy, listen to me. Death isn't such a terrible thing. Oh, it is, it is! Death's terrible.
Wow your body's really hot. I've been working out. I mean body temperature. Do you have a fever?
Wow your body's really hot. I've been working out. I mean body temperature. Do you have a fever?
He was cute, huh? Of course whenever I meet a guy, I'm wearing no make-up. Rule one: always wear make-up. I wonder if he's married.
He was cute, huh? Of course whenever I meet a guy, I'm wearing no make-up. Rule one: always wear make-up. I wonder if he's married.
Hello? Frida? You okay? Never been better. Peter spent the night. I must really love him. He's still alive. Oh thank god. Maybe this whole thing is really over. God I hope so. Hey can I call you later? Peter's still here. He's in the shower.
Hello? Frida? You okay? Never been better. Peter spent the night. I must really love him. He's still alive. Oh thank god. Maybe this whole thing is really over. God I hope so. Hey can I call you later? Peter's still here. He's in the shower.
Hello? Frida? You okay? Never been better. Peter spent the night. I must really love him. He's still alive. Oh thank god. Maybe this whole thing is really over.
Hello? Frida? You okay? Never been better. Peter spent the night. I must really love him. He's still alive. Oh thank god. Maybe this whole thing is really over.
Look what you did! Oh my god, I'm sorry! Shit. And you're eating my burger? You don't eat meat.
Look what you did! Oh my god, I'm sorry! Shit. And you're eating my burger? You don't eat meat.
I really gotta get going. Thanks for the walk. Maybe we could... get a bite sometime? Yeah. Maybe. Goodnight.
I really gotta get going. Thanks for the walk. Maybe we could... get a bite sometime? Yeah. Maybe. Goodnight.
Frida. I was looking for you. You changing jobs? Yeah sort of. Where's Lloyd? I need to talk to you. About us. Frida... I... Can I carry your box? No, I got it. It's okay.
Frida. I was looking for you. You changing jobs? Yeah sort of. Where's Lloyd? I need to talk to you. About us. Frida... I... Can I carry your box? No, I got it. It's okay.
Hello? Frida? You okay? Look, I think I know what happened to Mark. I want to help. I'm coming over. NO! Don't come over. Peter... I... I don't want to see you anymore. Ever.
Hello? Frida? You okay? Look, I think I know what happened to Mark. I want to help. I'm coming over. NO! Don't come over. Peter... I... I don't want to see you anymore. Ever.
You at least owe me the truth. You want the truth? Remember I tried to tell you something the other day? Yes, your PMS. Frida I can deal with that.
You at least owe me the truth. You want the truth? Remember I tried to tell you something the other day? Yes, your PMS. Frida I can deal with that.
Go away. I might hurt you. I'm not afraid. Frida! I love you. Peter I love you too but...
Go away. I might hurt you. I'm not afraid. Frida! I love you. Peter I love you too but...
How do you know? I don't think you would. No matter what form you take. I can't take that chance... I couldn't live with myself if I did anything to you.
How do you know? I don't think you would. No matter what form you take. I can't take that chance... I couldn't live with myself if I did anything to you.
Be careful! Can't you bite me and then I'll be like you? No. It doesn't work that way. Men can't get PMS. Unfortunately.
Be careful! Can't you bite me and then I'll be like you? No. It doesn't work that way. Men can't get PMS. Unfortunately.
Yes... I... we had dinner. Did he come home with you? Did you go to his apartment? No, it was our first date.
Yes... I... we had dinner. Did he come home with you? Did you go to his apartment? No, it was our first date.
No. We left the restaurant, and... and I felt sick... so... so I took a cab home. Alone. You got a dog? No, I have a cat.
No. We left the restaurant, and... and I felt sick... so... so I took a cab home. Alone. You got a dog? No, I have a cat.
Doctor!  What brings you here? Just visiting my patient. Really?  And how is his state of mind?
Doctor!  What brings you here? Just visiting my patient. Really?  And how is his state of mind?
Why give yourself up? I  -  ah - couldn't think of anything else to do.  I thought maybe you know something...  I'm scared. That was a pretty good escape act at the station.  How did you do that?
Why give yourself up? I  -  ah - couldn't think of anything else to do.  I thought maybe you know something...  I'm scared. That was a pretty good escape act at the station.  How did you do that?
People...  after me. Who? I don't know who they are. Why are they after you? Don't know that either.
People...  after me. Who? I don't know who they are. Why are they after you? Don't know that either.
People...  after me. Who? I don't know who they are. Why are they after you?
People...  after me. Who? I don't know who they are. Why are they after you?
Look!  This is a good one! What is that door? Which one?
Look!  This is a good one! What is that door? Which one?
You understand what you'll be doing? Yeah... You just want me to wave, right? Wave from the door... go down the stairs... get into the limo... `Cause you know I can do other stuff. I mean,  if you wanted me to talk or... Don't say a .
You understand what you'll be doing? Yeah... You just want me to wave, right? Wave from the door... go down the stairs... get into the limo... `Cause you know I can do other stuff. I mean,  if you wanted me to talk or... Don't say a .
You understand what you'll be doing? Yeah... You just want me to wave, right? Wave from the door... go down the stairs... get into the limo... `Cause you know I can do other stuff. I mean,  if you wanted me to talk or...
You understand what you'll be doing? Yeah... You just want me to wave, right? Wave from the door... go down the stairs... get into the limo... `Cause you know I can do other stuff. I mean,  if you wanted me to talk or...
Uh --Mr. Alexander? What? Is this dangerous or anything? No more than the usual.
Uh --Mr. Alexander? What? Is this dangerous or anything? No more than the usual.
What do you mean by that? Just what you think I mean. Are you threatening me?
What do you mean by that? Just what you think I mean. Are you threatening me?
I'm serious, Dave -- you could get in a lot of trouble for something like this. It's fine. They could put you in jail.
I'm serious, Dave -- you could get in a lot of trouble for something like this. It's fine. They could put you in jail.
I thought you said I wasn't going to see her. It's just five minutes.  She comes in. You wave to the press. She leaves. Yeah, but the First Lady... Couldn't we start with a cousin or something?
I thought you said I wasn't going to see her. It's just five minutes.  She comes in. You wave to the press. She leaves. Yeah, but the First Lady... Couldn't we start with a cousin or something?
What do you mean you made it all up? We had to, Dave. The guy's a choir boy. This is wrong, Alan! Wrong... Alan...
What do you mean you made it all up? We had to, Dave. The guy's a choir boy. This is wrong, Alan! Wrong... Alan...
What do you mean you made it all up? We had to, Dave. The guy's a choir boy. This is wrong, Alan! Wrong...
What do you mean you made it all up? We had to, Dave. The guy's a choir boy. This is wrong, Alan! Wrong...
Oh... Hi. Dirty business we're in sometimes. Yeah.
Oh... Hi. Dirty business we're in sometimes. Yeah.
So, how long have they been like that - - you know, him and the First Lady? I can't say. You mean you don't know or like -- you can't say. I can't say.
So, how long have they been like that - - you know, him and the First Lady? I can't say. You mean you don't know or like -- you can't say. I can't say.
... . Ellen. I saw the light.  I thought maybe you were up. Oh... Yeah. Mind if I sit down?
... . Ellen. I saw the light.  I thought maybe you were up. Oh... Yeah. Mind if I sit down?
You're leaving? I'm not the First Lady, anymore.  I shouldn't be here. Where are you going?
You're leaving? I'm not the First Lady, anymore.  I shouldn't be here. Where are you going?
What? I can't. I know. I'm sorry... I mean, I want to... I just, I feel strange...
What? I can't. I know. I'm sorry... I mean, I want to... I just, I feel strange...
Of course I know you!  From the first time I saw you, I knew you had a wonderful soul. Just like that?!  You just knew? Of course just like that.  That's how you always know when it's right. And if it so happens that you're wrong? If it just so happens that I could care less About you?
Of course I know you!  From the first time I saw you, I knew you had a wonderful soul. Just like that?!  You just knew? Of course just like that.  That's how you always know when it's right. And if it so happens that you're wrong? If it just so happens that I could care less About you?
This is your desk set.  I don't get it. They gave me the exact same thing as last year! Oh..
This is your desk set.  I don't get it. They gave me the exact same thing as last year! Oh..
You the Captain? Yes. How do we get out of here?
You the Captain? Yes. How do we get out of here?
We were talking about my schedule... You're going to have to get a new one. Not an option.
We were talking about my schedule... You're going to have to get a new one. Not an option.
What other bunch? The thieves. I'm not a thief. Then who are you?
What other bunch? The thieves. I'm not a thief. Then who are you?
Got it? Hey! I didn't have to come back. Yeah you did... Right... You have a boat. Boat or no boat... You woulda come back anyway. You're that kind of gal. Oh yeah? What kind is that?
Got it? Hey! I didn't have to come back. Yeah you did... Right... You have a boat. Boat or no boat... You woulda come back anyway. You're that kind of gal. Oh yeah? What kind is that?
Three minutes...I'm not back...no matter what...you go... No... You don't take orders very well, do you? I don't take orders at all.
Three minutes...I'm not back...no matter what...you go... No... You don't take orders very well, do you? I don't take orders at all.
You know what I think? I think our luck has just about run shit out... A little to the left... I think we gotta stop floating from one fucked up situation to the next...
You know what I think? I think our luck has just about run shit out... A little to the left... I think we gotta stop floating from one fucked up situation to the next...
I'm telling you, man, we got to give the future some serious thought. I have been. And what have you come up with?
I'm telling you, man, we got to give the future some serious thought. I have been. And what have you come up with?
She's gone... Second whistle you make it to the deck and get ready to jump... All you're gonna do is get yourself killed...and for what? Some chick?
She's gone... Second whistle you make it to the deck and get ready to jump... All you're gonna do is get yourself killed...and for what? Some chick?
Was it the water in my eyes or were you guys about to... Joey... Because it's cool, you know, I can always take a walk or something down the beach... Joey...
Was it the water in my eyes or were you guys about to... Joey... Because it's cool, you know, I can always take a walk or something down the beach... Joey...
What was that? Nothing. Someone's back there.
What was that? Nothing. Someone's back there.
She fucked you? She fucked me. She fucked me too. She fucked you?
She fucked you? She fucked me. She fucked me too. She fucked you?
She fucked us both. Yeah. Fucking women, man...
She fucked us both. Yeah. Fucking women, man...
Yes, Albert? John,we're going huntin'. Who's going? We're all going. Nick's going? Nick, Vince, Albert and John.
Yes, Albert? John,we're going huntin'. Who's going? We're all going. Nick's going? Nick, Vince, Albert and John.
Yes, Albert? John,we're going huntin'. Who's going? We're all going.
Yes, Albert? John,we're going huntin'. Who's going? We're all going.
Yes, Albert? John,we're going huntin'. Who's going? We're all going. Nick's going?
Yes, Albert? John,we're going huntin'. Who's going? We're all going. Nick's going?
This is it. Definitely. This is it, but they changed it. You're full of shit. Who's full of shit? You're full of shit!
This is it. Definitely. This is it, but they changed it. You're full of shit. Who's full of shit? You're full of shit!
This is it. Definitely. This is it, but they changed it. You're full of shit. Who's full of shit? You're full of shit! I'm telling you, they changed it!
This is it. Definitely. This is it, but they changed it. You're full of shit. Who's full of shit? You're full of shit! I'm telling you, they changed it!
This is it. Definitely. This is it, but they changed it. You're full of shit. Who's full of shit? You're full of shit! I'm telling you, they changed it! They did not!
This is it. Definitely. This is it, but they changed it. You're full of shit. Who's full of shit? You're full of shit! I'm telling you, they changed it! They did not!
Albert! For Christ's sake... John! Wait a minute, you guys! It won't open. You gotta hit it here. Here, Albert, not there. Where should I hit it? Just show me where I should hit it.
Albert! For Christ's sake... John! Wait a minute, you guys! It won't open. You gotta hit it here. Here, Albert, not there. Where should I hit it? Just show me where I should hit it.
I have to go. But you must come in. No, I -- But I insist. I have to go.
I have to go. But you must come in. No, I -- But I insist. I have to go.
I have to go. But you must come in. No, I -- But I insist.
I have to go. But you must come in. No, I -- But I insist.
I love Linda, see. I love Linda more than I can even say. Everybody love Linda. That's right. That's exactly what I mean! I love Linda. Myself, I love Linda so much!
I love Linda, see. I love Linda more than I can even say. Everybody love Linda. That's right. That's exactly what I mean! I love Linda. Myself, I love Linda so much!
I love Linda, see. I love Linda more than I can even say. Everybody love Linda. That's right. That's exactly what I mean! I love Linda. Myself, I love Linda so much! Only,good people love Linda, see. What Linda has, Linda --
I love Linda, see. I love Linda more than I can even say. Everybody love Linda. That's right. That's exactly what I mean! I love Linda. Myself, I love Linda so much! Only,good people love Linda, see. What Linda has, Linda --
I love Linda, see. I love Linda more than I can even say. Everybody love Linda. That's right. That's exactly what I mean! I love Linda. Myself, I love Linda so much! Only,good people love Linda, see. What Linda has, Linda -- How you like to have nice fuck with Linda? You like that? Special, crazy fuck just like with Linda?
I love Linda, see. I love Linda more than I can even say. Everybody love Linda. That's right. That's exactly what I mean! I love Linda. Myself, I love Linda so much! Only,good people love Linda, see. What Linda has, Linda -- How you like to have nice fuck with Linda? You like that? Special, crazy fuck just like with Linda?
She's in back. Thanks. How was huntin'? Oh. Fine. Get anything? No.
She's in back. Thanks. How was huntin'? Oh. Fine. Get anything? No.
She's in back. Thanks. How was huntin'? Oh. Fine.
She's in back. Thanks. How was huntin'? Oh. Fine.
She's in back. Thanks. How was huntin'? Oh. Fine. Get anything?
She's in back. Thanks. How was huntin'? Oh. Fine. Get anything?
Sal. Talked to Sal?  Sal's alive? Kind of. You didn't know?
Sal. Talked to Sal?  Sal's alive? Kind of. You didn't know?
Why?... What do you mean?... Why??? Nick, she won't say why. But Sal's mother! What about Sal's mother! She's out of her tree, Nick. She is straight out of her tree.
Why?... What do you mean?... Why??? Nick, she won't say why. But Sal's mother! What about Sal's mother! She's out of her tree, Nick. She is straight out of her tree.
I was just wondering... Nick... You're going hunting... If I could use this place to stay, because... Sure. Are you kidding? Sure. I'd want to pay you... and I was thinking -- Linda... Hey, Linda... I would want to pay you, Nick... and I was thinking -- Linda, Linda...!
I was just wondering... Nick... You're going hunting... If I could use this place to stay, because... Sure. Are you kidding? Sure. I'd want to pay you... and I was thinking -- Linda... Hey, Linda... I would want to pay you, Nick... and I was thinking -- Linda, Linda...!
Sit with Linda, man, will ya?... Give her a beer.  Would you like a beer? Sure. What kind of beer would you like? I don't know.
Sit with Linda, man, will ya?... Give her a beer.  Would you like a beer? Sure. What kind of beer would you like? I don't know.
What are you doing? Oh. Nothing... Sitting. You're going hunting? What?
What are you doing? Oh. Nothing... Sitting. You're going hunting? What?
You should have put that on last night. I know. That way it sets.
You should have put that on last night. I know. That way it sets.
I just wait. You know? Huh? I just wait. For this... It's what I wait for... I wait all year. So do I. You do?
I just wait. You know? Huh? I just wait. For this... It's what I wait for... I wait all year. So do I. You do?
I just wait. You know? Huh? I just wait. For this... It's what I wait for... I wait all year. So do I.
I just wait. You know? Huh? I just wait. For this... It's what I wait for... I wait all year. So do I.
Hey, Nick? Huh? Tomorrow I go with Vince. Hunt with Vince?
Hey, Nick? Huh? Tomorrow I go with Vince. Hunt with Vince?
Don't worry what it says in the book. Right. Just forget that. Forget what it says in the book. I'm gonna start slow... At the top. Then I'm gonna work down. Great. That's great.
Don't worry what it says in the book. Right. Just forget that. Forget what it says in the book. I'm gonna start slow... At the top. Then I'm gonna work down. Great. That's great.
Don't worry what it says in the book. Right. Just forget that. Forget what it says in the book. I'm gonna start slow... At the top. Then I'm gonna work down.
Don't worry what it says in the book. Right. Just forget that. Forget what it says in the book. I'm gonna start slow... At the top. Then I'm gonna work down.
It's Merle, Sal. Merle? ... Merle's alive?  How do you know? I saw him last night. I thought I was dreaming. I thought I was out of my mind. Merle gave me this? Yeah.
It's Merle, Sal. Merle? ... Merle's alive?  How do you know? I saw him last night. I thought I was dreaming. I thought I was out of my mind. Merle gave me this? Yeah.
It's Merle, Sal. Merle? ... Merle's alive?  How do you know? I saw him last night. I thought I was dreaming. I thought I was out of my mind. Merle gave me this?
It's Merle, Sal. Merle? ... Merle's alive?  How do you know? I saw him last night. I thought I was dreaming. I thought I was out of my mind. Merle gave me this?
What the hell was that!  What did you think? Did you think it was loaded! You loaded it, Vince! I saw you! The fuck I did!!!
What the hell was that!  What did you think? Did you think it was loaded! You loaded it, Vince! I saw you! The fuck I did!!!
Funny guy. Fuck you - fuck you. You helped set up my partner, Sergeant William Wade.  I want to know who put you up to it.
Funny guy. Fuck you - fuck you. You helped set up my partner, Sergeant William Wade.  I want to know who put you up to it.
You need anything else? I'll be okay. Good night, Wade.
You need anything else? I'll be okay. Good night, Wade.
Funny.  Would you like to buy me a drink? This little thing says I can't. You could always take it off.
Funny.  Would you like to buy me a drink? This little thing says I can't. You could always take it off.
Mama! Daniel! ... You must go to sleep. I don't want to be up there all alone, Mama.... I want to be with you.
Mama! Daniel! ... You must go to sleep. I don't want to be up there all alone, Mama.... I want to be with you.
Good evening -- I'm sorry, Jabez -- I'm a little late. No, you're not. Where's everybody?
Good evening -- I'm sorry, Jabez -- I'm a little late. No, you're not. Where's everybody?
Now run along, Daniel. What a fine boy you have, Jabez. How old is he now? Almost seven.  No -- no, he's not seven yet I am sure --
Now run along, Daniel. What a fine boy you have, Jabez. How old is he now? Almost seven.  No -- no, he's not seven yet I am sure --
It's here you said that you closed the deal with him? Yes, Mr. Webster -- it was here where it all began. I see. And this is where he'd like to collect, too.
It's here you said that you closed the deal with him? Yes, Mr. Webster -- it was here where it all began. I see. And this is where he'd like to collect, too.
Mr. Webster ... Wait! ...  Mary! Jabez! Mary! Come back ...
Mr. Webster ... Wait! ...  Mary! Jabez! Mary! Come back ...
Fox hunting -- a Stone going fox hunting on a week day -- and the earth crying out for the touch of him! Now, Ma -- You just try to set an example for me, and keep hold of yourself. Me? Why, look here, Mary Stone -- I'm worried about you, that's all. Worried about me! Well, you just stop it! What's that?
Fox hunting -- a Stone going fox hunting on a week day -- and the earth crying out for the touch of him! Now, Ma -- You just try to set an example for me, and keep hold of yourself. Me? Why, look here, Mary Stone -- I'm worried about you, that's all. Worried about me! Well, you just stop it! What's that?
Fox hunting -- a Stone going fox hunting on a week day -- and the earth crying out for the touch of him! Now, Ma -- You just try to set an example for me, and keep hold of yourself. Me? Why, look here, Mary Stone -- I'm worried about you, that's all. Worried about me! Well, you just stop it!
Fox hunting -- a Stone going fox hunting on a week day -- and the earth crying out for the touch of him! Now, Ma -- You just try to set an example for me, and keep hold of yourself. Me? Why, look here, Mary Stone -- I'm worried about you, that's all. Worried about me! Well, you just stop it!
You all right? Little smoke: like a Polish four- alarm fire, is all. Yeah.  Well, you're okay? Yeah, thanks for keeping an eye out.
You all right? Little smoke: like a Polish four- alarm fire, is all. Yeah.  Well, you're okay? Yeah, thanks for keeping an eye out.
You mean that? What? ... The bodies out the door. I want him to think that.
You mean that? What? ... The bodies out the door. I want him to think that.
Mookie. What? How come you ain't got no brothers up? Ask Sal.
Mookie. What? How come you ain't got no brothers up? Ask Sal.
Good morning. Is it a good morning? Yes indeed.  You almost got yourself killed last night.
Good morning. Is it a good morning? Yes indeed.  You almost got yourself killed last night.
Doctor, this is Da Mayor talkin'. OK.  OK. Doctor, always try to do the right thing. That's it?
Doctor, this is Da Mayor talkin'. OK.  OK. Doctor, always try to do the right thing. That's it?
Sal, can you do me a favor? Depends. Can you pay me now? Can't do.
Sal, can you do me a favor? Depends. Can you pay me now? Can't do.
Sal, can you do me a favor? Depends. Can you pay me now? Can't do. Sal, just this once, do me that solid.
Sal, can you do me a favor? Depends. Can you pay me now? Can't do. Sal, just this once, do me that solid.
Sal, can you do me a favor? Depends. Can you pay me now? Can't do. Sal, just this once, do me that solid. You know you don't get paid till we close tonight.  We're still open.
Sal, can you do me a favor? Depends. Can you pay me now? Can't do. Sal, just this once, do me that solid. You know you don't get paid till we close tonight.  We're still open.
Doctor, this is Sal talkin'. OK.  OK. Doctor, always try to do the right thing.
Doctor, this is Sal talkin'. OK.  OK. Doctor, always try to do the right thing.
Brother, Mookie, if I love you I love you, but if I hate you... I understand. I love you, my brother.
Brother, Mookie, if I love you I love you, but if I hate you... I understand. I love you, my brother.
Excuse me? Come over around seven. O'clock? Yeah...
Excuse me? Come over around seven. O'clock? Yeah...
HARRY. You look familiar. Did I have your brother? No.
HARRY. You look familiar. Did I have your brother? No.
If you have to ask, you don't know. Yeah, that's why I asked. You certainly did. I know I did.
If you have to ask, you don't know. Yeah, that's why I asked. You certainly did. I know I did.
You found my treasure? Why didn't you tell me. Three words. I did. But you were all mad at me and wouldn't listen. Well, I'm listening now.
You found my treasure? Why didn't you tell me. Three words. I did. But you were all mad at me and wouldn't listen. Well, I'm listening now.
Well, what have we here? It appears be a tape. That's not your tape. Then where did you get this not my tape. THAT'S NOT YOUR TAPE.
Well, what have we here? It appears be a tape. That's not your tape. Then where did you get this not my tape. THAT'S NOT YOUR TAPE.
What? You know, "some". The fag stuff. HARRY and I have been talking about school. In fact, I want to ask you something.
What? You know, "some". The fag stuff. HARRY and I have been talking about school. In fact, I want to ask you something.
I'm so close I can feel it. Me too. I'm almost there. That's it. I'm done. That was fast. Well, did you at least enjoy it? No, it was a complete waste of time.
I'm so close I can feel it. Me too. I'm almost there. That's it. I'm done. That was fast. Well, did you at least enjoy it? No, it was a complete waste of time.
I'm so close I can feel it. Me too. I'm almost there. That's it. I'm done. That was fast. Well, did you at least enjoy it?
I'm so close I can feel it. Me too. I'm almost there. That's it. I'm done. That was fast. Well, did you at least enjoy it?
Mrs. D! I was hoping you'd show up. Oh honey, I wouldn't miss this for the world. Have you got what I want? You know I do!
Mrs. D! I was hoping you'd show up. Oh honey, I wouldn't miss this for the world. Have you got what I want? You know I do!
So far so good. We'll need more pictures. Why don't you take them on a field trip tomorrow. And...? And, take some more pictures. Wow, you are smart.
So far so good. We'll need more pictures. Why don't you take them on a field trip tomorrow. And...? And, take some more pictures. Wow, you are smart.
So what do you keep in there? Oh, things. Photos. Tapes. I tape everything that goes on in this office. Everything?
So what do you keep in there? Oh, things. Photos. Tapes. I tape everything that goes on in this office. Everything?
Where is it? I don't know where it is. It's not here. It's been stolen. Wait a minute, I think I know who stole it.
Where is it? I don't know where it is. It's not here. It's been stolen. Wait a minute, I think I know who stole it.
Bela, what happened?! I didn't feel well... Let me take you to the hospital.
Bela, what happened?! I didn't feel well... Let me take you to the hospital.
Was I wrong to cast Loretta? Bad decisions are easy to live with. Forget.  Just keep looking forward. But was it a bad decision?  At the time, I thought her money would save the movie. Eddie, you screwed up.
Was I wrong to cast Loretta? Bad decisions are easy to live with. Forget.  Just keep looking forward. But was it a bad decision?  At the time, I thought her money would save the movie. Eddie, you screwed up.
You're a fuckin' mess. So WHAT??  Look, we gotta figure out where we're gonna stay. I'm going to my mother's.
You're a fuckin' mess. So WHAT??  Look, we gotta figure out where we're gonna stay. I'm going to my mother's.
Oh, it's you again. Oh, hi. You look beat. I am.  How's your father? He's better.  Thank you for asking.  How's your friend?
Oh, it's you again. Oh, hi. You look beat. I am.  How's your father? He's better.  Thank you for asking.  How's your friend?
Oh, it's you again. Oh, hi. You look beat. I am.  How's your father?
Oh, it's you again. Oh, hi. You look beat. I am.  How's your father?
Does this mean you don't like sex with girls? No! I love sex with girls. Oh.  Okay.
Does this mean you don't like sex with girls? No! I love sex with girls. Oh.  Okay.
How's your mother? Al! Our neighbors gave me a ride. Al!!
How's your mother? Al! Our neighbors gave me a ride. Al!!
Did you see that? What? Her. That look. She likes the Ed guy better than she likes the brother. You're nuts.
Did you see that? What? Her. That look. She likes the Ed guy better than she likes the brother. You're nuts.
You think she really likes him? She doesn't give a shit about him. You know what would be great? What?
You think she really likes him? She doesn't give a shit about him. You know what would be great? What?
What? Look at this -- people are getting married, they're getting married... You said that.
What? Look at this -- people are getting married, they're getting married... You said that.
Eddie? ... Yeah? Are the TV people with you? Yeah. The camera guy is here. Send him away. Send him? Ma, I can't. it's -- just come out here. Please, I --
Eddie? ... Yeah? Are the TV people with you? Yeah. The camera guy is here. Send him away. Send him? Ma, I can't. it's -- just come out here. Please, I --
Eddie... Mom? I'm at the hospital. What's the matter?!
Eddie... Mom? I'm at the hospital. What's the matter?!
Eddie... Mom? I'm at the hospital. What's the matter?! He's dead! Eddie, he's dead! It was his heart.
Eddie... Mom? I'm at the hospital. What's the matter?! He's dead! Eddie, he's dead! It was his heart.
Eddie... Mom? I'm at the hospital. What's the matter?! He's dead! Eddie, he's dead! It was his heart. Oh God. What hospital?
Eddie... Mom? I'm at the hospital. What's the matter?! He's dead! Eddie, he's dead! It was his heart. Oh God. What hospital?
... Ray? Yeah. Oh, man, I've been trying to call you. I know. Look, we gotta talk.
... Ray? Yeah. Oh, man, I've been trying to call you. I know. Look, we gotta talk.
... Ray? Yeah. Oh, man, I've been trying to call you. I know.
... Ray? Yeah. Oh, man, I've been trying to call you. I know.
Cliff left her, thanks to you. Me?! That's right. You put Cliff on television. So then he decided he was too good for her and he left.
Cliff left her, thanks to you. Me?! That's right. You put Cliff on television. So then he decided he was too good for her and he left.
Looks good to me. Aren't you supposed to keep them? NO, that's fine I thought you were supposed to keep them.
Looks good to me. Aren't you supposed to keep them? NO, that's fine I thought you were supposed to keep them.
I'm scared, Mr. M. I kind of don't feel ready for college. You'll be fine. I hope so
I'm scared, Mr. M. I kind of don't feel ready for college. You'll be fine. I hope so
So what do you think?  Should we get a room? Should we get a what? points at the motel.
So what do you think?  Should we get a room? Should we get a what? points at the motel.
Are you crazy? What? People can see this. So? These are private -- these are for us. I know.
Are you crazy? What? People can see this. So? These are private -- these are for us. I know.
She's doing this to get back at me For what? I mean at you. For what?
She's doing this to get back at me For what? I mean at you. For what?
Way to go, Tracy!  Isn't this exciting? Yeah. Hell, good luck! Good luck to you too, Paul.
Way to go, Tracy!  Isn't this exciting? Yeah. Hell, good luck! Good luck to you too, Paul.
Look.  I want to see you again. Are you asking me for a date or an appointment? I don't know. If it's a date I think you'd better tell me your first name because I --
Look.  I want to see you again. Are you asking me for a date or an appointment? I don't know. If it's a date I think you'd better tell me your first name because I --
How was I? Oh, the best I ever had. Absolutely the best. You sound like you mean it. The silver screen's loss is your gain. How about White?
How was I? Oh, the best I ever had. Absolutely the best. You sound like you mean it. The silver screen's loss is your gain. How about White?
How was I? Oh, the best I ever had. Absolutely the best. You sound like you mean it. The silver screen's loss is your gain.
How was I? Oh, the best I ever had. Absolutely the best. You sound like you mean it. The silver screen's loss is your gain.
No one. But I'm a little nervous. When can you get it here? I'm doing a transfer now. Come straight here. Don't talk to anyone. I'll come straight there.
No one. But I'm a little nervous. When can you get it here? I'm doing a transfer now. Come straight here. Don't talk to anyone. I'll come straight there.
No one. But I'm a little nervous. When can you get it here? I'm doing a transfer now. Come straight here. Don't talk to anyone.
No one. But I'm a little nervous. When can you get it here? I'm doing a transfer now. Come straight here. Don't talk to anyone.
Gimme that. You sure? You're driving. Those are Feds.
Gimme that. You sure? You're driving. Those are Feds.
Drive. We're not gonna hurt you. Drive. Tell him we're not gonna hurt him.
Drive. We're not gonna hurt you. Drive. Tell him we're not gonna hurt him.
Drive. We're not gonna hurt you. Drive. Tell him we're not gonna hurt him. Drive or I'll blow your fuckin' head off.
Drive. We're not gonna hurt you. Drive. Tell him we're not gonna hurt him. Drive or I'll blow your fuckin' head off.
Drive. We're not gonna hurt you. Drive. Tell him we're not gonna hurt him. Drive or I'll blow your fuckin' head off. No he won't.
Drive. We're not gonna hurt you. Drive. Tell him we're not gonna hurt him. Drive or I'll blow your fuckin' head off. No he won't.
I think she'll like this very much. Listen, Daniel, hang on one second. For that matter, I think you will too.
I think she'll like this very much. Listen, Daniel, hang on one second. For that matter, I think you will too.
Does that hurt? Well...yeah. Good.
Does that hurt? Well...yeah. Good.
It's really over? Albert's gonna get me my job back. I'm sorry about Rachel. Yeah.  I wish you could've met... Who? A friend of mine. I don't know his real name. He's dead now.
It's really over? Albert's gonna get me my job back. I'm sorry about Rachel. Yeah.  I wish you could've met... Who? A friend of mine. I don't know his real name. He's dead now.
It's really over? Albert's gonna get me my job back. I'm sorry about Rachel. Yeah.  I wish you could've met...
It's really over? Albert's gonna get me my job back. I'm sorry about Rachel. Yeah.  I wish you could've met...
It's really over? Albert's gonna get me my job back. I'm sorry about Rachel. Yeah.  I wish you could've met... Who?
It's really over? Albert's gonna get me my job back. I'm sorry about Rachel. Yeah.  I wish you could've met... Who?
Good. You're just what I need right now. You got a minute? It's really not a good idea for me to be seen with you. Who's doing this? I gotta go.
Good. You're just what I need right now. You got a minute? It's really not a good idea for me to be seen with you. Who's doing this? I gotta go.
Good. You're just what I need right now. You got a minute? It's really not a good idea for me to be seen with you. Who's doing this?
Good. You're just what I need right now. You got a minute? It's really not a good idea for me to be seen with you. Who's doing this?
Robert-- Where's Stacy? She doesn't want to talk to you. What are you talking-- She can't talk to you right now. Why?
Robert-- Where's Stacy? She doesn't want to talk to you. What are you talking-- She can't talk to you right now. Why?
Robert-- Where's Stacy? She doesn't want to talk to you. What are you talking--
Robert-- Where's Stacy? She doesn't want to talk to you. What are you talking--
Robert-- Where's Stacy? She doesn't want to talk to you. What are you talking-- She can't talk to you right now.
Robert-- Where's Stacy? She doesn't want to talk to you. What are you talking-- She can't talk to you right now.
You're learning a cruel lesson. Are those my Christmas presents? Some of 'em. Can I open 'em up? Sure, go ahead. Really?
You're learning a cruel lesson. Are those my Christmas presents? Some of 'em. Can I open 'em up? Sure, go ahead. Really?
Bobby? Piece of advice? Yeah? Turn yourself in. Jerry? Yeah?
Bobby? Piece of advice? Yeah? Turn yourself in. Jerry? Yeah?
Bobby? Piece of advice? Yeah? Turn yourself in. Jerry?
Bobby? Piece of advice? Yeah? Turn yourself in. Jerry?
What is he saying?  Come on, what did he say? He said - be careful. Be careful?  You mean you - or me? Who?
What is he saying?  Come on, what did he say? He said - be careful. Be careful?  You mean you - or me? Who?
This is not very good, is it? No. Shall we be all right? Yes.  Absolutely.
This is not very good, is it? No. Shall we be all right? Yes.  Absolutely.
Please don't move me.  It hurts too much. We've got to get you out of here. It hurts too much.
Please don't move me.  It hurts too much. We've got to get you out of here. It hurts too much.
It's so cold. I know.  I'm sorry.  I'll make a fire. I'll be back. Don't leave me!
It's so cold. I know.  I'm sorry.  I'll make a fire. I'll be back. Don't leave me!
It's a fake. Give him the card. But--
It's a fake. Give him the card. But--
Lose something? I'm just curious what sort of security system you'd have in your own house. And-- I'm impressed. Can't spot a thing.
Lose something? I'm just curious what sort of security system you'd have in your own house. And-- I'm impressed. Can't spot a thing.
On what? Another job? We get the Mask I'll tell you. A partner with secrets isn't much of a partner. Without the Mask it doesn't matter. So the Mask is part of the down payment too. Must be a really big job.
On what? Another job? We get the Mask I'll tell you. A partner with secrets isn't much of a partner. Without the Mask it doesn't matter. So the Mask is part of the down payment too. Must be a really big job.
On what? Another job? We get the Mask I'll tell you. A partner with secrets isn't much of a partner. Without the Mask it doesn't matter.
On what? Another job? We get the Mask I'll tell you. A partner with secrets isn't much of a partner. Without the Mask it doesn't matter.
STOP! You're making...mistake. It's your mistake. The big job.
STOP! You're making...mistake. It's your mistake. The big job.
You two make quite a couple. We're supposed to. You better not be taking on a new partner. Suspicious, after all these years?
You two make quite a couple. We're supposed to. You better not be taking on a new partner. Suspicious, after all these years?
This is just show and tell. I'm waiting for the tell part. She's calling the shots now. You're impressed with her, aren't you? She's good. Give her that. Almost as good as she thinks she is.
This is just show and tell. I'm waiting for the tell part. She's calling the shots now. You're impressed with her, aren't you? She's good. Give her that. Almost as good as she thinks she is.
This is just show and tell. I'm waiting for the tell part. She's calling the shots now. You're impressed with her, aren't you?
This is just show and tell. I'm waiting for the tell part. She's calling the shots now. You're impressed with her, aren't you?
Oh, my God. And he's making them give five million of it to you all. Five million dollars?
Oh, my God. And he's making them give five million of it to you all. Five million dollars?
I can put them in a good school. Any school you want. And get someone to help around the house. Yup.
I can put them in a good school. Any school you want. And get someone to help around the house. Yup.
You're a girl. Excuse me? How come you're not at lunch with the girls? You're a girl.
You're a girl. Excuse me? How come you're not at lunch with the girls? You're a girl.
I like this case. Really?  It makes me sick. Me too.  That's why I like it.  It's been a long time since I had a case I cared about. You didn't care about my case?
I like this case. Really?  It makes me sick. Me too.  That's why I like it.  It's been a long time since I had a case I cared about. You didn't care about my case?
What kind of truck? I don't know.  Big.  Dark. He's gone.  Did you get a license plate?  Or a make? No, Ed -- what with me running for my life, I didn't have time to check those things -- I was just asking.  Are you all right?
What kind of truck? I don't know.  Big.  Dark. He's gone.  Did you get a license plate?  Or a make? No, Ed -- what with me running for my life, I didn't have time to check those things -- I was just asking.  Are you all right?
What kind of truck? I don't know.  Big.  Dark. He's gone.  Did you get a license plate?  Or a make? No, Ed -- what with me running for my life, I didn't have time to check those things --
What kind of truck? I don't know.  Big.  Dark. He's gone.  Did you get a license plate?  Or a make? No, Ed -- what with me running for my life, I didn't have time to check those things --
Hello? Hi.  It's me.  I got a favor to ask you. I don't do favors for you anymore.
Hello? Hi.  It's me.  I got a favor to ask you. I don't do favors for you anymore.
I'm embarrassed. That's okay.  I understand. It's just -- the pain.  It's only getting worse.  I can't be a good wife.  I can't be a good mother.
I'm embarrassed. That's okay.  I understand. It's just -- the pain.  It's only getting worse.  I can't be a good wife.  I can't be a good mother.
I'm looking for someone. Looking?  Looking?  You've found someone I'd say.  Heh?  Yes! Yeah ... Help you I can ... yes ... yes. I'm looking for a great warrior.
I'm looking for someone. Looking?  Looking?  You've found someone I'd say.  Heh?  Yes! Yeah ... Help you I can ... yes ... yes. I'm looking for a great warrior.
I'm looking for someone. Looking?  Looking?  You've found someone I'd say.  Heh?  Yes! Yeah ... Help you I can ... yes ... yes.
I'm looking for someone. Looking?  Looking?  You've found someone I'd say.  Heh?  Yes! Yeah ... Help you I can ... yes ... yes.
Why, Princess, this is so sudden. Very funny.  You can let go now .... I'm getting angry. You don't look angry. How do I look?
Why, Princess, this is so sudden. Very funny.  You can let go now .... I'm getting angry. You don't look angry. How do I look?
Sorry, Captain, being held by you isn't enough to get me excited. Well, I hope you don't expect more. I don't expect anything, except to be left alone.
Sorry, Captain, being held by you isn't enough to get me excited. Well, I hope you don't expect more. I don't expect anything, except to be left alone.
I knew that set-up was too good to last .... I'm going to miss it. Luke! What?
I knew that set-up was too good to last .... I'm going to miss it. Luke! What?
Where are you going? I have this ... feeling.  I'm not sure, really ... That's just great.  Why doesn't everyone just take off? What are you talking about? First Han, now you.  When am I going to learn not to count on anyone but myself? ...
Where are you going? I have this ... feeling.  I'm not sure, really ... That's just great.  Why doesn't everyone just take off? What are you talking about? First Han, now you.  When am I going to learn not to count on anyone but myself? ...
Where are you going? I have this ... feeling.  I'm not sure, really ... That's just great.  Why doesn't everyone just take off? What are you talking about?
Where are you going? I have this ... feeling.  I'm not sure, really ... That's just great.  Why doesn't everyone just take off? What are you talking about?
I feel cold. This tree is strong with the dark side of The Force.  A servant of evil it is.  Into it you must go. What's in there?
I feel cold. This tree is strong with the dark side of The Force.  A servant of evil it is.  Into it you must go. What's in there?
I was called away on urgent business, Snake. Don't lie to me. All right, so I made another deal.
I was called away on urgent business, Snake. Don't lie to me. All right, so I made another deal.
Wait a minute, what are you talkin' about? Having second thoughts? Maybe. But you're not putting any shit in me this time.
Wait a minute, what are you talkin' about? Having second thoughts? Maybe. But you're not putting any shit in me this time.
Here. Oh great, anything else? And you got an invitation. What's this?
Here. Oh great, anything else? And you got an invitation. What's this?
Here. Oh great, anything else? And you got an invitation. What's this? Dinner at the White House.
Here. Oh great, anything else? And you got an invitation. What's this? Dinner at the White House.
Here. Oh great, anything else? And you got an invitation. What's this? Dinner at the White House. Your kidding me. What is it a big party or something?
Here. Oh great, anything else? And you got an invitation. What's this? Dinner at the White House. Your kidding me. What is it a big party or something?
Excuse me Miss? What! A man to see you.
Excuse me Miss? What! A man to see you.
You've been playing with it? Yeah. You know how?
You've been playing with it? Yeah. You know how?
You really don't want me to play huh? No I do, Captain Howdy said no. Captain who? Captain Howdy. Who's Captain Howdy? You know, I make the questions and he does the answers.
You really don't want me to play huh? No I do, Captain Howdy said no. Captain who? Captain Howdy. Who's Captain Howdy? You know, I make the questions and he does the answers.
Lieutenant? I came to say goodbye. You just missed them. How's the girl? She seemed fine. Ah, that's good. That's all that's important. Back to business. Back to work. Bye now, Father.
Lieutenant? I came to say goodbye. You just missed them. How's the girl? She seemed fine. Ah, that's good. That's all that's important. Back to business. Back to work. Bye now, Father.
Lieutenant? I came to say goodbye. You just missed them. How's the girl?
Lieutenant? I came to say goodbye. You just missed them. How's the girl?
Lieutenant? I came to say goodbye. You just missed them. How's the girl? She seemed fine.
Lieutenant? I came to say goodbye. You just missed them. How's the girl? She seemed fine.
What is it? Her heart. Can you give her something?
What is it? Her heart. Can you give her something?
No. Why not? I'm afraid. If he talks to me, I think he'll leave you. Do you want him to leave you?
No. Why not? I'm afraid. If he talks to me, I think he'll leave you. Do you want him to leave you?
Give me the keys. You're not going to drive. Give me the keys! You're not going to drive!
Give me the keys. You're not going to drive. Give me the keys! You're not going to drive!
Give me the keys. You're not going to drive. Give me the keys! You're not going to drive! It's my goddamn car!
Give me the keys. You're not going to drive. Give me the keys! You're not going to drive! It's my goddamn car!
Give me the keys. You're not going to drive. Give me the keys! You're not going to drive! It's my goddamn car! It's our goddamn car!
Give me the keys. You're not going to drive. Give me the keys! You're not going to drive! It's my goddamn car! It's our goddamn car!
What's this? Your pay. Now?  Why not tomorrow?  After the show. Take it now. What about tomorrow?
What's this? Your pay. Now?  Why not tomorrow?  After the show. Take it now. What about tomorrow?
What's this? Your pay. Now?  Why not tomorrow?  After the show. Take it now.
What's this? Your pay. Now?  Why not tomorrow?  After the show. Take it now.
What do you do to him? Don't worry, Mr. Baker.  We'll knock him out. He won't feel a thing. I think maybe I'll bring him back next week ...
What do you do to him? Don't worry, Mr. Baker.  We'll knock him out. He won't feel a thing. I think maybe I'll bring him back next week ...
Piano. Two at a time? My brother and I. One each. Oh.
Piano. Two at a time? My brother and I. One each. Oh.
Count it. Huh? Count it. Jack...
Count it. Huh? Count it. Jack...
You leaving that on? Yeah. All night? Yeah. We're gonna be here a week? Yeah.
You leaving that on? Yeah. All night? Yeah. We're gonna be here a week? Yeah.
What's the matter with you? I'm sorry, Frank.  All that talk about family. I just got emotional. How dare you say you love me.
What's the matter with you? I'm sorry, Frank.  All that talk about family. I just got emotional. How dare you say you love me.
Go ahead. No. Bought it on the way over.  Clean as a nun. No, it's not that.  I ... can't drink from the bottle.  I ... gag.
Go ahead. No. Bought it on the way over.  Clean as a nun. No, it's not that.  I ... can't drink from the bottle.  I ... gag.
You sure? Just call me a cab. A cab?  Ma, come on.  My car's just a half block down.  You wait here.
You sure? Just call me a cab. A cab?  Ma, come on.  My car's just a half block down.  You wait here.
Come on. Hey! Come on.  We don't have much time.
Come on. Hey! Come on.  We don't have much time.
If you ask me, this is pretty stupid. Just look.  What do you wear? A nine? A seven. My wife wears a seven.  You don't look like a seven to me.
If you ask me, this is pretty stupid. Just look.  What do you wear? A nine? A seven. My wife wears a seven.  You don't look like a seven to me.
If you ask me, this is pretty stupid. Just look.  What do you wear? A nine? A seven. My wife wears a seven.  You don't look like a seven to me. I wear a seven.
If you ask me, this is pretty stupid. Just look.  What do you wear? A nine? A seven. My wife wears a seven.  You don't look like a seven to me. I wear a seven.
If you ask me, this is pretty stupid. Just look.  What do you wear? A nine? A seven. My wife wears a seven.  You don't look like a seven to me. I wear a seven. Okay, okay.  Here, how about this?
If you ask me, this is pretty stupid. Just look.  What do you wear? A nine? A seven. My wife wears a seven.  You don't look like a seven to me. I wear a seven. Okay, okay.  Here, how about this?
Hey, we're connected. Great. Great?
Hey, we're connected. Great. Great?
Uh, well, I love you, too, Jack.  So. Susie.  How 'bout it. Huh? Got another song for us? Oh. Yeah.  I gotta bunch of them.
Uh, well, I love you, too, Jack.  So. Susie.  How 'bout it. Huh? Got another song for us? Oh. Yeah.  I gotta bunch of them.
Terrific, boys.  Really.  Terrific. Thanks, Lloyd. Yes, sir.  You're just what we needed on a night like this.
Terrific, boys.  Really.  Terrific. Thanks, Lloyd. Yes, sir.  You're just what we needed on a night like this.
Uh ... You don't know when you'll be wanting us back, do you, Lloyd? I'll call you. Uh, well, you know, the way our schedule is, I thought maybe...
Uh ... You don't know when you'll be wanting us back, do you, Lloyd? I'll call you. Uh, well, you know, the way our schedule is, I thought maybe...
Whatcha doin' over there? Gotta go. How come?
Whatcha doin' over there? Gotta go. How come?
Brought it. Shit, thank God.  You look like a creep. Thanks.
Brought it. Shit, thank God.  You look like a creep. Thanks.
No, I, uh, left a dog here this morning. He needed some work on his mouth. Regular hours are eight to five. Yeah, yeah, I know.  I was just passing by. Thought I'd check in on him. You can check in on him tomorrow. Between eight and five.
No, I, uh, left a dog here this morning. He needed some work on his mouth. Regular hours are eight to five. Yeah, yeah, I know.  I was just passing by. Thought I'd check in on him. You can check in on him tomorrow. Between eight and five.
It went well tonight. Frank works hard. And you don't? He leads, I follow. Is that the way it is? Pretty much.
It went well tonight. Frank works hard. And you don't? He leads, I follow. Is that the way it is? Pretty much.
He do that every year? Every year. Aren't the kids asleep? Every year. So why's he do it?
He do that every year? Every year. Aren't the kids asleep? Every year. So why's he do it?
He do that every year? Every year. Aren't the kids asleep? Every year.
He do that every year? Every year. Aren't the kids asleep? Every year.
History. Huh? My father proposed to my mother in there.
History. Huh? My father proposed to my mother in there.
The both of them?  In there? He called her. Oh. So what's it doing here? Long story.
The both of them?  In there? He called her. Oh. So what's it doing here? Long story.
I don't know.  Maybe he thought some rich guy was gonna try and call her. Wow.  But I still don't see how ... Ma didn't want it around.  After.
I don't know.  Maybe he thought some rich guy was gonna try and call her. Wow.  But I still don't see how ... Ma didn't want it around.  After.
Oh. Hi.  Sorry. Coffee? Yeah... No. Look, if you want to leave...
Oh. Hi.  Sorry. Coffee? Yeah... No. Look, if you want to leave...
How's that dog of yours?  What was his name? Eddie. Yes.  Right.  Eddie.  How is he?
How's that dog of yours?  What was his name? Eddie. Yes.  Right.  Eddie.  How is he?
Uh -- to kill the doctors? After that.  You promised you'd always take care of me. And I bet I've kept that promise ...
Uh -- to kill the doctors? After that.  You promised you'd always take care of me. And I bet I've kept that promise ...
What are you saying?  Oh, God -- you're going on assignment again ... One last time.  It's important ... You said you'd be here! You promised me -- you promised Jamie!  What could be more important than that? I can't tell you ... except only I can do it.
What are you saying?  Oh, God -- you're going on assignment again ... One last time.  It's important ... You said you'd be here! You promised me -- you promised Jamie!  What could be more important than that? I can't tell you ... except only I can do it.
I think Jamie's been seeing Karl again. Great. Great?  He's 17 -- you told her to stay away from him. Oh, that Karl. Yes, Jon.  That Karl.
I think Jamie's been seeing Karl again. Great. Great?  He's 17 -- you told her to stay away from him. Oh, that Karl. Yes, Jon.  That Karl.
I think Jamie's been seeing Karl again. Great. Great?  He's 17 -- you told her to stay away from him. Oh, that Karl.
I think Jamie's been seeing Karl again. Great. Great?  He's 17 -- you told her to stay away from him. Oh, that Karl.
I have winter camp until four, then ballet until five thirty. Five thirty.  Okay. Try not to be late because kids dont like to be the last one picked up. Got it.  Good tip.
I have winter camp until four, then ballet until five thirty. Five thirty.  Okay. Try not to be late because kids dont like to be the last one picked up. Got it.  Good tip.
Yeah?  What do you need? Me? You just said everyone needs something. I've got everything I need.
Yeah?  What do you need? Me? You just said everyone needs something. I've got everything I need.
Look, I'm not saying you'd be able to do it without some hard work... You still think this is about me, don't you? Sure it's about you.  But it's about society, too.
Look, I'm not saying you'd be able to do it without some hard work... You still think this is about me, don't you? Sure it's about you.  But it's about society, too.
Where were you? I was in the city. The city?  New York City?  Why? Because thats where I live. Jack...dont even start...
Where were you? I was in the city. The city?  New York City?  Why? Because thats where I live. Jack...dont even start...
Where were you? I was in the city. The city?  New York City?  Why? Because thats where I live.
Where were you? I was in the city. The city?  New York City?  Why? Because thats where I live.
When have I asked you to do something you absolutely said you could not do? Five times. I had it at four.
When have I asked you to do something you absolutely said you could not do? Five times. I had it at four.
Feeling better? Yes, thanks. That's good.  That's uh...good.
Feeling better? Yes, thanks. That's good.  That's uh...good.
Who, me? Oh, no! Don't bother about me! We're not hurt! Isn't that right, Skipper? Uh -- what? We feel great, don't we? Just <great>?! Oh -- sure, sure! Never better!
Who, me? Oh, no! Don't bother about me! We're not hurt! Isn't that right, Skipper? Uh -- what? We feel great, don't we? Just <great>?! Oh -- sure, sure! Never better!
Who the fuck are you? Who the fuck are you? I got your goddamn money, you little punk. Now where's my daughter? I am through fucking around! Drop that fucking briefcase! Where's my daughter? Fuck you, man! Where's Jerry? I gave SIMPLE FUCKING INSTRUCTIONS - Where's my damn daughter? No Jean, no money!
Who the fuck are you? Who the fuck are you? I got your goddamn money, you little punk. Now where's my daughter? I am through fucking around! Drop that fucking briefcase! Where's my daughter? Fuck you, man! Where's Jerry? I gave SIMPLE FUCKING INSTRUCTIONS - Where's my damn daughter? No Jean, no money!
Both of these. Oh, no, I can't let you do that. Oh, don't be silly. Well, okay - thank you, Detective.
Both of these. Oh, no, I can't let you do that. Oh, don't be silly. Well, okay - thank you, Detective.
There's two of 'em, Lou! Yah? Yah, this guy's smaller than his buddy.
There's two of 'em, Lou! Yah? Yah, this guy's smaller than his buddy.
I'll fix ya some eggs. That's okay, hon. I gotta run. Gotta eat a breakfast, Marge.  I'll fix ya some eggs. Aw, you can sleep, hon.
I'll fix ya some eggs. That's okay, hon. I gotta run. Gotta eat a breakfast, Marge.  I'll fix ya some eggs. Aw, you can sleep, hon.
Better times. I was so... I been so... and then I saw you on TV, and I remembered, ya know... I always liked you... Well, I always liked you, Mike. I always liked ya so much... It's okay, Mike - Should we get together another time, ya think?
Better times. I was so... I been so... and then I saw you on TV, and I remembered, ya know... I always liked you... Well, I always liked you, Mike. I always liked ya so much... It's okay, Mike - Should we get together another time, ya think?
Better times. I was so... I been so... and then I saw you on TV, and I remembered, ya know... I always liked you... Well, I always liked you, Mike. I always liked ya so much...
Better times. I was so... I been so... and then I saw you on TV, and I remembered, ya know... I always liked you... Well, I always liked you, Mike. I always liked ya so much...
...I'm sorry... I shouldn't a done this... I thought we'd have a really terrific time, and now I've... It's okay... You were such a super lady...  and then I... I been so lonely...
...I'm sorry... I shouldn't a done this... I thought we'd have a really terrific time, and now I've... It's okay... You were such a super lady...  and then I... I been so lonely...
That wouldn't interest you. Where's Tyler? The first rule of Project --
That wouldn't interest you. Where's Tyler? The first rule of Project --
No.  I found something new. Really, what's that? The first rule is... you aren't supposed to talk about it... Oh.
No.  I found something new. Really, what's that? The first rule is... you aren't supposed to talk about it... Oh.
No.  I found something new. Really, what's that? The first rule is... you aren't supposed to talk about it... Oh. And the second rule about it is... you're not supposed to talk about it. And the third rule...
No.  I found something new. Really, what's that? The first rule is... you aren't supposed to talk about it... Oh. And the second rule about it is... you're not supposed to talk about it. And the third rule...
No.  I found something new. Really, what's that? The first rule is... you aren't supposed to talk about it... Oh. And the second rule about it is... you're not supposed to talk about it. And the third rule... Bob, Bob... I'm a member.
No.  I found something new. Really, what's that? The first rule is... you aren't supposed to talk about it... Oh. And the second rule about it is... you're not supposed to talk about it. And the third rule... Bob, Bob... I'm a member.
I must've left the original in the copy machine. "The second rule of fight club... Is this yours? Hmm? You don't get paid to abuse the copy machine. "Abuse" the copy machine.  There's an image.
I must've left the original in the copy machine. "The second rule of fight club... Is this yours? Hmm? You don't get paid to abuse the copy machine. "Abuse" the copy machine.  There's an image.
I must've left the original in the copy machine. "The second rule of fight club... Is this yours? Hmm? You don't get paid to abuse the copy machine.
I must've left the original in the copy machine. "The second rule of fight club... Is this yours? Hmm? You don't get paid to abuse the copy machine.
Where?  Here? Here. There? Here. Here. Feel anything?
Where?  Here? Here. There? Here. Here. Feel anything?
Where?  Here? Here. There? Here.
Where?  Here? Here. There? Here.
Where?  Here? Here. There? Here. Here.
Where?  Here? Here. There? Here. Here.
Make sure. Okay.  Okay, I'm sure. You feel nothing?
Make sure. Okay.  Okay, I'm sure. You feel nothing?
What is this?  Who did this? ... A person. Guy or girl? Why would you ask if it's a guy or a girl?! Why would you get bent if I asked? Let go of me...  Leave me alone.
What is this?  Who did this? ... A person. Guy or girl? Why would you ask if it's a guy or a girl?! Why would you get bent if I asked? Let go of me...  Leave me alone.
What is this?  Who did this? ... A person. Guy or girl? Why would you ask if it's a guy or a girl?!
What is this?  Who did this? ... A person. Guy or girl? Why would you ask if it's a guy or a girl?!
What is this?  Who did this? ... A person. Guy or girl? Why would you ask if it's a guy or a girl?! Why would you get bent if I asked?
What is this?  Who did this? ... A person. Guy or girl? Why would you ask if it's a guy or a girl?! Why would you get bent if I asked?
The Paper Street Soap Company. Can I come in? He's not here. What?
The Paper Street Soap Company. Can I come in? He's not here. What?
Why not you?  I'm letting you go first.  Do it. This is crazy. Alright, go crazy.  Let 'er rip. Where do you want it?  In the face?
Why not you?  I'm letting you go first.  Do it. This is crazy. Alright, go crazy.  Let 'er rip. Where do you want it?  In the face?
No thanks, I quit. You quit? Yeah.  Where you headed?
No thanks, I quit. You quit? Yeah.  Where you headed?
People think that you're me, because you and I happen to share the same body. What... ? Is this really news to you? What are you talking about... ?
People think that you're me, because you and I happen to share the same body. What... ? Is this really news to you? What are you talking about... ?
Yes... Don't pull the green wire.  Pull anything but the green wire. Fuck you.
Yes... Don't pull the green wire.  Pull anything but the green wire. Fuck you.
Can't you call it off... ? It's out of our hands.  This is it. Please...
Can't you call it off... ? It's out of our hands.  This is it. Please...
What are you doing? What have you left for me? Why do you want to do that? Why do you want to put that gun in your mouth?
What are you doing? What have you left for me? Why do you want to do that? Why do you want to put that gun in your mouth?
Do something for me. What? Appreciate something. What? Look at me... What?
Do something for me. What? Appreciate something. What? Look at me... What?
Do something for me. What? Appreciate something. What?
Do something for me. What? Appreciate something. What?
Do something for me. What? Appreciate something. What? Look at me...
Do something for me. What? Appreciate something. What? Look at me...
He don't own this place, I do.  How much money's he getting for this? There is no money. Really? It's free to all. Ain't that something? Yes, it is.
He don't own this place, I do.  How much money's he getting for this? There is no money. Really? It's free to all. Ain't that something? Yes, it is.
Can I ask you a question? Sure. When I die.  Is it gonna hurt?
Can I ask you a question? Sure. When I die.  Is it gonna hurt?
I'm getting him out. What?  Are you crazy?  We're supposed to take pictures and split. You're gonna blow the whole program. You never been in one of those things.
I'm getting him out. What?  Are you crazy?  We're supposed to take pictures and split. You're gonna blow the whole program. You never been in one of those things.
Stay on your heading, Captain. Sorry, Sir.  Can't do it. That's an order.
Stay on your heading, Captain. Sorry, Sir.  Can't do it. That's an order.
You know, I think I... ordered some just the other day. Well did you or didn't you? Yes!  They'll be in soon.
You know, I think I... ordered some just the other day. Well did you or didn't you? Yes!  They'll be in soon.
Now what? Uh... you... you can pick out up to ten movies... Free?
Now what? Uh... you... you can pick out up to ten movies... Free?
Oh, Lydia! Lydia.  Lydia what? God, I have no idea.  She's worked here for fifteen years and I have no idea.  I'll call her.
Oh, Lydia! Lydia.  Lydia what? God, I have no idea.  She's worked here for fifteen years and I have no idea.  I'll call her.
But I gave it to you! Well what am I gonna do with it? I don't know. But I gave it to you...to help YOU...not him.
But I gave it to you! Well what am I gonna do with it? I don't know. But I gave it to you...to help YOU...not him.
Okay, Ray... Or maybe sit out by the pool an' get myself nice an' tan for you. Would you like that? Sure... It brings out my eyes... Bye, honey, I'll call you in a couple of days.
Okay, Ray... Or maybe sit out by the pool an' get myself nice an' tan for you. Would you like that? Sure... It brings out my eyes... Bye, honey, I'll call you in a couple of days.
Okay, Ray... Or maybe sit out by the pool an' get myself nice an' tan for you. Would you like that? Sure... It brings out my eyes...
Okay, Ray... Or maybe sit out by the pool an' get myself nice an' tan for you. Would you like that? Sure... It brings out my eyes...
Wait... Well, at least you're accomplished at something... What?
Wait... Well, at least you're accomplished at something... What?
Robert? What? I could spend some time with you tomorrow morning, before Carl comes back, I mean, if you'd like to.
Robert? What? I could spend some time with you tomorrow morning, before Carl comes back, I mean, if you'd like to.
Where are you going? I'm going to pick up some friends of Carl's. Are you all right? I have to talk to you.
Where are you going? I'm going to pick up some friends of Carl's. Are you all right? I have to talk to you.
No, I can't... Will you let me talk to you, please? I can't do that. I haven't been being fair to Carl. I have to tell you that. Oh. You have to tell me that.
No, I can't... Will you let me talk to you, please? I can't do that. I haven't been being fair to Carl. I have to tell you that. Oh. You have to tell me that.
Do you have a name? Victor. What?
Do you have a name? Victor. What?
So what do you want with her anyway? I'm a good friend of hers. How do I know you're not lying. Yo, I know what you're thinking, that I'm one of those guys that keep coming up to her. Probably.  One of the many. What?
So what do you want with her anyway? I'm a good friend of hers. How do I know you're not lying. Yo, I know what you're thinking, that I'm one of those guys that keep coming up to her. Probably.  One of the many. What?
So what do you want with her anyway? I'm a good friend of hers. How do I know you're not lying. Yo, I know what you're thinking, that I'm one of those guys that keep coming up to her.
So what do you want with her anyway? I'm a good friend of hers. How do I know you're not lying. Yo, I know what you're thinking, that I'm one of those guys that keep coming up to her.
So what do you want with her anyway? I'm a good friend of hers. How do I know you're not lying. Yo, I know what you're thinking, that I'm one of those guys that keep coming up to her. Probably.  One of the many.
So what do you want with her anyway? I'm a good friend of hers. How do I know you're not lying. Yo, I know what you're thinking, that I'm one of those guys that keep coming up to her. Probably.  One of the many.
Hey you're really nuts. They didn't do anything. What? What are you talking about? I busted their window, they didn't do anything. You're lucky.
Hey you're really nuts. They didn't do anything. What? What are you talking about? I busted their window, they didn't do anything. You're lucky.
Hey you're really nuts. They didn't do anything. What? What are you talking about? I busted their window, they didn't do anything.
Hey you're really nuts. They didn't do anything. What? What are you talking about? I busted their window, they didn't do anything.
Has he? Boy, what the hell's the matter with you? Then he has.
Has he? Boy, what the hell's the matter with you? Then he has.
Fat Sam is turning state's evidence. What's that? He wrote me a nice deposition. He says he just received the drugs. You did the selling. I didn't sell nothing! I didn't sell nothing! I just carried the drugs from the Chief to Sam. Sure you did. Fletch, I never sold nothing.
Fat Sam is turning state's evidence. What's that? He wrote me a nice deposition. He says he just received the drugs. You did the selling. I didn't sell nothing! I didn't sell nothing! I just carried the drugs from the Chief to Sam. Sure you did. Fletch, I never sold nothing.
Fat Sam is turning state's evidence. What's that? He wrote me a nice deposition. He says he just received the drugs. You did the selling. I didn't sell nothing! I didn't sell nothing! I just carried the drugs from the Chief to Sam.
Fat Sam is turning state's evidence. What's that? He wrote me a nice deposition. He says he just received the drugs. You did the selling. I didn't sell nothing! I didn't sell nothing! I just carried the drugs from the Chief to Sam.
Fat Sam is turning state's evidence. What's that? He wrote me a nice deposition. He says he just received the drugs. You did the selling. I didn't sell nothing! I didn't sell nothing! I just carried the drugs from the Chief to Sam. Sure you did.
Fat Sam is turning state's evidence. What's that? He wrote me a nice deposition. He says he just received the drugs. You did the selling. I didn't sell nothing! I didn't sell nothing! I just carried the drugs from the Chief to Sam. Sure you did.
Cute young thing, too. I'm sorry? His bride. Cute as a button.
Cute young thing, too. I'm sorry? His bride. Cute as a button.
I'm sorry, I'm just surprised to see you. I didn't think... What do you want? I ordered lunch. You ordered it here? Well, I knew this is where my mouth would be.
I'm sorry, I'm just surprised to see you. I didn't think... What do you want? I ordered lunch. You ordered it here? Well, I knew this is where my mouth would be.
So? So, your husband hired me to kill him. That's the truth. What are you talking about?
So? So, your husband hired me to kill him. That's the truth. What are you talking about?
And they're leaving the country tomorrow night. Bastard. I don't have all the pieces yet, but I'm close. I'll know tomorrow. I'm calling the police. Right now. You can't do that. Don't tell me I can't --
And they're leaving the country tomorrow night. Bastard. I don't have all the pieces yet, but I'm close. I'll know tomorrow. I'm calling the police. Right now. You can't do that. Don't tell me I can't --
And they're leaving the country tomorrow night. Bastard. I don't have all the pieces yet, but I'm close. I'll know tomorrow. I'm calling the police. Right now.
And they're leaving the country tomorrow night. Bastard. I don't have all the pieces yet, but I'm close. I'll know tomorrow. I'm calling the police. Right now.
And they're leaving the country tomorrow night. Bastard. I don't have all the pieces yet, but I'm close. I'll know tomorrow. I'm calling the police. Right now. You can't do that.
And they're leaving the country tomorrow night. Bastard. I don't have all the pieces yet, but I'm close. I'll know tomorrow. I'm calling the police. Right now. You can't do that.
But I ain't got you... But I ain't got you... No, I ain't got you... No, I ain't got you... I said, I ain't got you... I said, I ain't got you...
But I ain't got you... But I ain't got you... No, I ain't got you... No, I ain't got you... I said, I ain't got you... I said, I ain't got you...
But I ain't got you... But I ain't got you... No, I ain't got you... No, I ain't got you...
But I ain't got you... But I ain't got you... No, I ain't got you... No, I ain't got you...
But I ain't got you... But I ain't got you... No, I ain't got you... No, I ain't got you... I said, I ain't got you...
But I ain't got you... But I ain't got you... No, I ain't got you... No, I ain't got you... I said, I ain't got you...
I tried to help you...! And hey, I appreciate it... Where's my father?  Have you even looked? Yeah, uh, I got some pretty good leads...
I tried to help you...! And hey, I appreciate it... Where's my father?  Have you even looked? Yeah, uh, I got some pretty good leads...
So, did you find my dad? Well, I got some good news and some bad news. Yeah, go on...
So, did you find my dad? Well, I got some good news and some bad news. Yeah, go on...
What about you?  Can you stand a toss? I'm clean. You don't use shit?
What about you?  Can you stand a toss? I'm clean. You don't use shit?
All right, get up on that bar and dance. What? Get up on the bar and show me how you work.  If I like it you don't have to go in.
All right, get up on that bar and dance. What? Get up on the bar and show me how you work.  If I like it you don't have to go in.
Why don't you do the same, Doyle? You look like shit. Look.  My partner and I found this case and I don't want no Feds screwing it up. Case?  So far I haven't seen a damn thing.
Why don't you do the same, Doyle? You look like shit. Look.  My partner and I found this case and I don't want no Feds screwing it up. Case?  So far I haven't seen a damn thing.
I'm scared. Don't be scared.  This time I'm right behind you if you fall. Daddy, Daddy, I can't.
I'm scared. Don't be scared.  This time I'm right behind you if you fall. Daddy, Daddy, I can't.
Oh my god. What? You just burned the desk.
Oh my god. What? You just burned the desk.
What's that? I think I'm losing you. No wait, don't go! It's okay.  I'm still here, Chief.
What's that? I think I'm losing you. No wait, don't go! It's okay.  I'm still here, Chief.
Dad...? Chief?!  Is that you? Yeah, it's me.
Dad...? Chief?!  Is that you? Yeah, it's me.
John, you still there? I'm right here, Dad. You all right? Yeah, I think so...
John, you still there? I'm right here, Dad. You all right? Yeah, I think so...
My father didn't die in a fire? Huh? My father didn't die in a fire? Fire?  What are you talking about?  He had cancer, John. Cancer.  It was the cigarettes.  Right? The cigarettes?
My father didn't die in a fire? Huh? My father didn't die in a fire? Fire?  What are you talking about?  He had cancer, John. Cancer.  It was the cigarettes.  Right? The cigarettes?
My father didn't die in a fire? Huh? My father didn't die in a fire? Fire?  What are you talking about?  He had cancer, John.
My father didn't die in a fire? Huh? My father didn't die in a fire? Fire?  What are you talking about?  He had cancer, John.
So how'd you like LION KING? Oh, I loved it.  I wish you'd gone. I know.  I'm sorry.  Work. You work too hard, John.
So how'd you like LION KING? Oh, I loved it.  I wish you'd gone. I know.  I'm sorry.  Work. You work too hard, John.
You used to be on the job? Yeah, long time ago.  I know you? I look familiar?
You used to be on the job? Yeah, long time ago.  I know you? I look familiar?
Why don't we go take a swim? I don't know... We'd be all alone.  We could do anything we wanted and nobody would see.
Why don't we go take a swim? I don't know... We'd be all alone.  We could do anything we wanted and nobody would see.
Why do you do these stupid things?! I have to. You don't "have to. I just want you to like me. I do like you.  But not when you act like a jerk. Being a jerk is better than being nothing.
Why do you do these stupid things?! I have to. You don't "have to. I just want you to like me. I do like you.  But not when you act like a jerk. Being a jerk is better than being nothing.
What it is? Not what...who.  Seems your boyfriend wants people to believe Jason has returned. I thought Jason was only a legend?
What it is? Not what...who.  Seems your boyfriend wants people to believe Jason has returned. I thought Jason was only a legend?
If you'd just go to the cemetery, you'll see I'm not lying. Either you go to sleep or I'll come in there and put you out. You're gonna be sorry you didn't listen to me.
If you'd just go to the cemetery, you'll see I'm not lying. Either you go to sleep or I'll come in there and put you out. You're gonna be sorry you didn't listen to me.
No, I -- Twenty. Look -- Thirty.  Name your price.  Everyone has a price, what's yours? Look, I don't want your money!
No, I -- Twenty. Look -- Thirty.  Name your price.  Everyone has a price, what's yours? Look, I don't want your money!
No, I -- Twenty. Look -- Thirty.  Name your price.  Everyone has a price, what's yours?
No, I -- Twenty. Look -- Thirty.  Name your price.  Everyone has a price, what's yours?
Everything going okay? It's going. Legs giving you trouble?
Everything going okay? It's going. Legs giving you trouble?
Maybe you should be moving on. Maybe you should mind your own business. Get up!
Maybe you should be moving on. Maybe you should mind your own business. Get up!
Why did you want her body? For a good reason. Tell me. Sorry. Tell me!
Why did you want her body? For a good reason. Tell me. Sorry. Tell me!
Why did you want her body? For a good reason. Tell me. Sorry.
Why did you want her body? For a good reason. Tell me. Sorry.
Steven! She's a waitress at Joey B's but she needs some extra cash.  Ward's the pimp. I'm literally going to kill you! Ten dollars! Hell, I can't do that to you -- you can have her for a pizza.
Steven! She's a waitress at Joey B's but she needs some extra cash.  Ward's the pimp. I'm literally going to kill you! Ten dollars! Hell, I can't do that to you -- you can have her for a pizza.
All right, all right -- I'm a major ass. And you'll never do it again. And I'll never do it again. Forgive me?
All right, all right -- I'm a major ass. And you'll never do it again. And I'll never do it again. Forgive me?
He never learned how either and he's still at the bottom of this lake. He is not. Oh, he is indeed. And ready to pull down anybody who falls in and can't swim. You're telling a lie.
He never learned how either and he's still at the bottom of this lake. He is not. Oh, he is indeed. And ready to pull down anybody who falls in and can't swim. You're telling a lie.
This could be it. This could be it. This could be it. This could be it.
This could be it. This could be it. This could be it. This could be it.
This could be it. This could be it. This could be it. This could be it. Does it feel comfortable?
This could be it. This could be it. This could be it. This could be it. Does it feel comfortable?
This could be it. This could be it. This could be it. This could be it. Does it feel comfortable? Does what feel comfortable?
This could be it. This could be it. This could be it. This could be it. Does it feel comfortable? Does what feel comfortable?
I never see you anymore. Where are you all day? I go to college. I thought you knew. Do you want to get some coffee? I don't drink coffee, Daddy. And this is not what we should be talking about.
I never see you anymore. Where are you all day? I go to college. I thought you knew. Do you want to get some coffee? I don't drink coffee, Daddy. And this is not what we should be talking about.
Who is it? I'm at the door. Go way. I'll call a cop. Pop, will you let me in? Where the hell are you?
Who is it? I'm at the door. Go way. I'll call a cop. Pop, will you let me in? Where the hell are you?
Who is it? I'm at the door. Go way. I'll call a cop. Pop, will you let me in?
Who is it? I'm at the door. Go way. I'll call a cop. Pop, will you let me in?
What do you want? It's me. Nicky. Nicky comes on Sunday's. Where are your glasses? Go get them. If it's you, what are you doing here? I'm on my way to get a haircut.
What do you want? It's me. Nicky. Nicky comes on Sunday's. Where are your glasses? Go get them. If it's you, what are you doing here? I'm on my way to get a haircut.
What do you want? It's me. Nicky. Nicky comes on Sunday's. Where are your glasses? Go get them.
What do you want? It's me. Nicky. Nicky comes on Sunday's. Where are your glasses? Go get them.
What do you want? It's me. Nicky. Nicky comes on Sunday's. Where are your glasses? Go get them. If it's you, what are you doing here?
What do you want? It's me. Nicky. Nicky comes on Sunday's. Where are your glasses? Go get them. If it's you, what are you doing here?
Say it and you'll believe it. Life is good. Say it. I want to say it because my whole life may depend on these next few moments. Then say it. Life is good.
Say it and you'll believe it. Life is good. Say it. I want to say it because my whole life may depend on these next few moments. Then say it. Life is good.
Then they lost? Why does it matter? If they lost tonight, they'll lose tomorrow. It's all over. Why do you care? They're my team.
Then they lost? Why does it matter? If they lost tonight, they'll lose tomorrow. It's all over. Why do you care? They're my team.
Then they lost? Why does it matter? If they lost tonight, they'll lose tomorrow. It's all over. Why do you care?
Then they lost? Why does it matter? If they lost tonight, they'll lose tomorrow. It's all over. Why do you care?
Assuming we are in agreement? Yes -- yes. It's just that... in these clothes I'd -- I'd prefer to go by taxi. All right. Fine. I'm -- I'm afraid I have no money.
Assuming we are in agreement? Yes -- yes. It's just that... in these clothes I'd -- I'd prefer to go by taxi. All right. Fine. I'm -- I'm afraid I have no money.
How often do you test, Director? Often. Surely you know what you have.
How often do you test, Director? Often. Surely you know what you have.
What about the car? Let's walk. Who are they?
What about the car? Let's walk. Who are they?
You hired Jackson and Rudy., not me. They may nail me into this now, McCoy. That's your problem. You know, you and I may be two of a kind.
You hired Jackson and Rudy., not me. They may nail me into this now, McCoy. That's your problem. You know, you and I may be two of a kind.
Hello, Doc. Hi. You okay?
Hello, Doc. Hi. You okay?
You go out much? After four years and now the question comes up. Couldn't handle it then. Now I can.
You go out much? After four years and now the question comes up. Couldn't handle it then. Now I can.
Thanks again.  I 'm glad you waited. I couldn't have... much longer. Yeah... I know.
Thanks again.  I 'm glad you waited. I couldn't have... much longer. Yeah... I know.
Promise you won't laugh. If it's funny I'm going to laugh. I feel like the night before the first day of school.
Promise you won't laugh. If it's funny I'm going to laugh. I feel like the night before the first day of school.
A man helped me open it... And switched keys. He must have.
A man helped me open it... And switched keys. He must have.
When we had trouble before it was different. You don't like the way things are, I don't like the way things What do you want to do? Maybe we should split up... I'll cut the money with you. Do you mean that?
When we had trouble before it was different. You don't like the way things are, I don't like the way things What do you want to do? Maybe we should split up... I'll cut the money with you. Do you mean that?
When we had trouble before it was different. You don't like the way things are, I don't like the way things What do you want to do? Maybe we should split up... I'll cut the money with you.
When we had trouble before it was different. You don't like the way things are, I don't like the way things What do you want to do? Maybe we should split up... I'll cut the money with you.
Sounds good. You want to try with me? Things can't get much worse can they?
Sounds good. You want to try with me? Things can't get much worse can they?
Okay. You and me. Can we make it? We get to Mexico, we can have a life.
Okay. You and me. Can we make it? We get to Mexico, we can have a life.
You okay? Where do we go from here? I don't know, airport I guess. They will have our description before we can get a plane.
You okay? Where do we go from here? I don't know, airport I guess. They will have our description before we can get a plane.
Are we going to make it? Hell, I don't know... but we sure gave it a run. Whatever happens... we're going all the way. Yeah, why not? We're the good guys.
Are we going to make it? Hell, I don't know... but we sure gave it a run. Whatever happens... we're going all the way. Yeah, why not? We're the good guys.
You're out of touch. Cops blew him up. Where? Chicago. You were with him? Yeah. I got out.
You're out of touch. Cops blew him up. Where? Chicago. You were with him? Yeah. I got out.
You're out of touch. Cops blew him up. Where? Chicago. You were with him?
You're out of touch. Cops blew him up. Where? Chicago. You were with him?
When she gets here, have that kid of yours help her with the suitcase. He took the day off. Then you do it.
When she gets here, have that kid of yours help her with the suitcase. He took the day off. Then you do it.
I don't think you have to worry much about Harold. He won't do anything. That right? You can trust him... How long have you been married? Two years. Can he trust you?
I don't think you have to worry much about Harold. He won't do anything. That right? You can trust him... How long have you been married? Two years. Can he trust you?
I don't think you have to worry much about Harold. He won't do anything. That right? You can trust him... How long have you been married?
I don't think you have to worry much about Harold. He won't do anything. That right? You can trust him... How long have you been married?
I don't think you have to worry much about Harold. He won't do anything. That right? You can trust him... How long have you been married? Two years.
I don't think you have to worry much about Harold. He won't do anything. That right? You can trust him... How long have you been married? Two years.
I made a mistake. What? I made a mistake. What about?
I made a mistake. What? I made a mistake. What about?
Really. I must go. I'm in a hurry. I want to talk to you later. I can't.
Really. I must go. I'm in a hurry. I want to talk to you later. I can't.
That's why you waited for me. Not entirely. No. You sure about that?
That's why you waited for me. Not entirely. No. You sure about that?
Let her go. She'll be OK.  Sorry about that. Don't worry. She's bound to be upset. Have another?
Let her go. She'll be OK.  Sorry about that. Don't worry. She's bound to be upset. Have another?
You all right now? Yeah. You coming to South America?
You all right now? Yeah. You coming to South America?
What is it? My brother, Frank. Is he staying the night? Funny.  Can I phone London?
What is it? My brother, Frank. Is he staying the night? Funny.  Can I phone London?
And what you going to do? Make us a nice cup of tea and I'll tell you. I might even let you watch. I'll call the police.
And what you going to do? Make us a nice cup of tea and I'll tell you. I might even let you watch. I'll call the police.
Not going, Jack? I have to. Things to see to. Of course, of course. Well, any time, just drop by.
Not going, Jack? I have to. Things to see to. Of course, of course. Well, any time, just drop by.
Four hundred? That's right. You're not seeing me?
Four hundred? That's right. You're not seeing me?
Something.  To pay them back.  Someone, someone should hurt them. Murray and Mitch. Someone should hurt them. Yes. How? How?  Do something to hurt them. Where they live.
Something.  To pay them back.  Someone, someone should hurt them. Murray and Mitch. Someone should hurt them. Yes. How? How?  Do something to hurt them. Where they live.
Something.  To pay them back.  Someone, someone should hurt them. Murray and Mitch. Someone should hurt them. Yes. How?
Something.  To pay them back.  Someone, someone should hurt them. Murray and Mitch. Someone should hurt them. Yes. How?
Yes.  I mean are you actually talking about this, or are we just... No, we're just... We're just "talking" about it. We're just speaking about it.  As an idea. As an idea. Yes.
Yes.  I mean are you actually talking about this, or are we just... No, we're just... We're just "talking" about it. We're just speaking about it.  As an idea. As an idea. Yes.
Yes.  I mean are you actually talking about this, or are we just... No, we're just... We're just "talking" about it. We're just speaking about it.  As an idea.
Yes.  I mean are you actually talking about this, or are we just... No, we're just... We're just "talking" about it. We're just speaking about it.  As an idea.
Yes.  I mean are you actually talking about this, or are we just... No, we're just... We're just "talking" about it. We're just speaking about it.  As an idea. As an idea.
Yes.  I mean are you actually talking about this, or are we just... No, we're just... We're just "talking" about it. We're just speaking about it.  As an idea. As an idea.
No. Talking about it as a... No. As a robbery. As a "robbery"?!  No. Well.  Well...
No. Talking about it as a... No. As a robbery. As a "robbery"?!  No. Well.  Well...
No. Talking about it as a... No. As a robbery.
No. Talking about it as a... No. As a robbery.
No. Talking about it as a... No. As a robbery. As a "robbery"?!  No.
No. Talking about it as a... No. As a robbery. As a "robbery"?!  No.
You didn't? No.  Not actually. Did you? What did you say? Yes.  I said, "Not actually." The fuck you care, George?  We're just talking...
You didn't? No.  Not actually. Did you? What did you say? Yes.  I said, "Not actually." The fuck you care, George?  We're just talking...
You didn't? No.  Not actually. Did you? What did you say?
You didn't? No.  Not actually. Did you? What did you say?
What.  What kind of outfit are we running where...where anyone... They stole the phones. Where criminals can come in here... they take the...
What.  What kind of outfit are we running where...where anyone... They stole the phones. Where criminals can come in here... they take the...
Excuse me, fella. ...did they... Would you excuse us, please...?
Excuse me, fella. ...did they... Would you excuse us, please...?
Of what? And what if you don't close. I will close.
Of what? And what if you don't close. I will close.
How do you know I made it up? What? How do you know I made it up? What are you talking about? You said, "You don't make something up unless it's sure to help."  How did you know that I made it up? What are you talking about?
How do you know I made it up? What? How do you know I made it up? What are you talking about? You said, "You don't make something up unless it's sure to help."  How did you know that I made it up? What are you talking about?
Don't. I'm sorry. Why? Because I don't like you. John: John:...my daughter...
Don't. I'm sorry. Why? Because I don't like you. John: John:...my daughter...
Don't. I'm sorry. Why? Because I don't like you.
Don't. I'm sorry. Why? Because I don't like you.
I'm very sorry, Jimmy.  I apologize to you. It's not me, it's my wife. What is? I told you.
I'm very sorry, Jimmy.  I apologize to you. It's not me, it's my wife. What is? I told you.
What's going on here? Tell me again.  Your wife. I told you. You tell me again. She wants her money back. We're going to speak to her.
What's going on here? Tell me again.  Your wife. I told you. You tell me again. She wants her money back. We're going to speak to her.
No, no.  That's just something she "said." We don't have to do that. She told me I have to. No, Jim.
No, no.  That's just something she "said." We don't have to do that. She told me I have to. No, Jim.
Guess what the Machine did? Fuck the Machine. Mountain View.  Eight units. Fuckin' cop's got no right talk to me that way.  I didn't rob the place...
Guess what the Machine did? Fuck the Machine. Mountain View.  Eight units. Fuckin' cop's got no right talk to me that way.  I didn't rob the place...
Guess what the Machine did? Fuck the Machine. Mountain View.  Eight units. Fuckin' cop's got no right talk to me that way.  I didn't rob the place... You hear what I said?
Guess what the Machine did? Fuck the Machine. Mountain View.  Eight units. Fuckin' cop's got no right talk to me that way.  I didn't rob the place... You hear what I said?
Guess what the Machine did? Fuck the Machine. Mountain View.  Eight units. Fuckin' cop's got no right talk to me that way.  I didn't rob the place... You hear what I said? Yeah.  He closed a deal.
Guess what the Machine did? Fuck the Machine. Mountain View.  Eight units. Fuckin' cop's got no right talk to me that way.  I didn't rob the place... You hear what I said? Yeah.  He closed a deal.
Are you alright? Yes. Did you like your party? I got lots of presents. Do you like them? I didn't know the people who gave them to me.
Are you alright? Yes. Did you like your party? I got lots of presents. Do you like them? I didn't know the people who gave them to me.
Are you alright? Yes. Did you like your party? I got lots of presents.
Are you alright? Yes. Did you like your party? I got lots of presents.
Are you alright? Yes. Did you like your party? I got lots of presents. Do you like them?
Are you alright? Yes. Did you like your party? I got lots of presents. Do you like them?
You're going to talk to him now. Yes. Will you tell him?
You're going to talk to him now. Yes. Will you tell him?
What's that mean? It means it's too cold to go swimming.  And I don't mean the water. I wasn't going to try anything.
What's that mean? It means it's too cold to go swimming.  And I don't mean the water. I wasn't going to try anything.
I didn't do it.  This wasn't me. Oh, Mr. Jimmy. He wanted me to kill him, but I didn't.  He did it himself.
I didn't do it.  This wasn't me. Oh, Mr. Jimmy. He wanted me to kill him, but I didn't.  He did it himself.
Did you see this?  They're showing one of your movies tomorrow night. You don't say?  Which picture? "Bride of Frankenstein."
Did you see this?  They're showing one of your movies tomorrow night. You don't say?  Which picture? "Bride of Frankenstein."
Are you enjoying yourself? Actually, no.  I feel a little out of place. Neither of us really belongs here. Must have been funny for you. Seeing your monsters again.
Are you enjoying yourself? Actually, no.  I feel a little out of place. Neither of us really belongs here. Must have been funny for you. Seeing your monsters again.
Storm's getting worse. "A perfect night for mystery and horror.  The air itself is filled with monsters. That's from your movie, right? "The only monsters are here. I don't remember that one.
Storm's getting worse. "A perfect night for mystery and horror.  The air itself is filled with monsters. That's from your movie, right? "The only monsters are here. I don't remember that one.
I didn't ask George to invite you. Then who did? Jimmy, there are people here I need to speak to.  You'll be fine on your own? Yes.  Perfectly.
I didn't ask George to invite you. Then who did? Jimmy, there are people here I need to speak to.  You'll be fine on your own? Yes.  Perfectly.
I'm not interested -- I knew you'd say that. I'm just here about my brother.
I'm not interested -- I knew you'd say that. I'm just here about my brother.
Get out of here, Ray -- One more night -- Get out --
Get out of here, Ray -- One more night -- Get out --
You look good... You, too, Ma... What are you doing back?
You look good... You, too, Ma... What are you doing back?
Too early to tell. Nervous? Nah. That's strange. I'm nervous. Donny's nervous. Everyone's nervous. But not you... I dunno. Whatever will be will be...
Too early to tell. Nervous? Nah. That's strange. I'm nervous. Donny's nervous. Everyone's nervous. But not you... I dunno. Whatever will be will be...
Come here -- What? Come here - What?
Come here -- What? Come here - What?
I go with you -- That what you want? That's what I want ...
I go with you -- That what you want? That's what I want ...
I want to talk to Jimmy. He heard. But I got two hundred and fifty coming.  It's my share.  Jimmy owes me.
I want to talk to Jimmy. He heard. But I got two hundred and fifty coming.  It's my share.  Jimmy owes me.
Tommy, don't fuck around. Put the gun away. Tommy! No, no. It's okay. Tommy, come on. Put the gun away.
Tommy, don't fuck around. Put the gun away. Tommy! No, no. It's okay. Tommy, come on. Put the gun away.
Don't worry about the schools. We'll take care of the schools. I don't want them left back. They won't be left back. They'll stay in their grade.
Don't worry about the schools. We'll take care of the schools. I don't want them left back. They won't be left back. They'll stay in their grade.
What class? Ah, history I think. Oh...
What class? Ah, history I think. Oh...
I didn't see you at the reunion. I've been busy. You were missed.  How long has it been since we've seen each other? Since Nancy died. I'm sorry, that damn conference--
I didn't see you at the reunion. I've been busy. You were missed.  How long has it been since we've seen each other? Since Nancy died. I'm sorry, that damn conference--
I didn't see you at the reunion. I've been busy. You were missed.  How long has it been since we've seen each other? Since Nancy died.
I didn't see you at the reunion. I've been busy. You were missed.  How long has it been since we've seen each other? Since Nancy died.
Not Rick? You didn't send him to Rick? Just meet with the boy once a week. Can we do it at my office?
Not Rick? You didn't send him to Rick? Just meet with the boy once a week. Can we do it at my office?
Hello, Sean. Come in. Sean...
Hello, Sean. Come in. Sean...
Yeah, I read those. What did you think? I'm not here for a fuckin' book report. They're your books, why don't you read 'em? I did. That must have taken you a long time.
Yeah, I read those. What did you think? I'm not here for a fuckin' book report. They're your books, why don't you read 'em? I did. That must have taken you a long time.
Yeah, I read those. What did you think? I'm not here for a fuckin' book report. They're your books, why don't you read 'em? I did.
Yeah, I read those. What did you think? I'm not here for a fuckin' book report. They're your books, why don't you read 'em? I did.
I just want you to know, Sean... You're Welcome, Will. I'll keep in touch.
I just want you to know, Sean... You're Welcome, Will. I'll keep in touch.
I really don't 'date' that much. You know what I mean. I know you've at least thought about it. No I haven't... Yes you have. You were thinking you were gonna get a good night kiss. No I wasn't... Yes you were.
I really don't 'date' that much. You know what I mean. I know you've at least thought about it. No I haven't... Yes you have. You were thinking you were gonna get a good night kiss. No I wasn't... Yes you were.
I really don't 'date' that much. You know what I mean. I know you've at least thought about it. No I haven't... Yes you have. You were thinking you were gonna get a good night kiss.
I really don't 'date' that much. You know what I mean. I know you've at least thought about it. No I haven't... Yes you have. You were thinking you were gonna get a good night kiss.
I really don't 'date' that much. You know what I mean. I know you've at least thought about it. No I haven't... Yes you have. You were thinking you were gonna get a good night kiss. No I wasn't...
I really don't 'date' that much. You know what I mean. I know you've at least thought about it. No I haven't... Yes you have. You were thinking you were gonna get a good night kiss. No I wasn't...
You grew up around here? Not far from here, South Boston. How was that?
You grew up around here? Not far from here, South Boston. How was that?
I bet you have a great family. You know, nothing special. You have a lot of brothers and sisters? Do I have a lot of brothers and sisters? Yeah. Well, Irish Catholic. What do you think?
I bet you have a great family. You know, nothing special. You have a lot of brothers and sisters? Do I have a lot of brothers and sisters? Yeah. Well, Irish Catholic. What do you think?
I couldn't wait till tomorrow. How the hell did you do that? Didn't your mother ever tell you not to look a gift horse n the mouth? I'm supposed to understand this. You're not going into surgery tomorrow are you? No.
I couldn't wait till tomorrow. How the hell did you do that? Didn't your mother ever tell you not to look a gift horse n the mouth? I'm supposed to understand this. You're not going into surgery tomorrow are you? No.
I couldn't wait till tomorrow. How the hell did you do that? Didn't your mother ever tell you not to look a gift horse n the mouth? I'm supposed to understand this. You're not going into surgery tomorrow are you?
I couldn't wait till tomorrow. How the hell did you do that? Didn't your mother ever tell you not to look a gift horse n the mouth? I'm supposed to understand this. You're not going into surgery tomorrow are you?
Where you think you're going? Thought I'd take a walk. Any law against it? Well, you just turn around and walk the other way. You mean I can't even get outa here? Not tonight you can't. Want to walk back?--or you want me to whistle up some help and take you back?
Where you think you're going? Thought I'd take a walk. Any law against it? Well, you just turn around and walk the other way. You mean I can't even get outa here? Not tonight you can't. Want to walk back?--or you want me to whistle up some help and take you back?
We had pictures put on, that way everybody knows who everybody was! Wonderful. So, what are you doing now?
We had pictures put on, that way everybody knows who everybody was! Wonderful. So, what are you doing now?
What am I gonna do? What do you want to do? I want to be an actor.
What am I gonna do? What do you want to do? I want to be an actor.
I figured I could pick you up tomorrow around seven o'clock. Let me get this straight, are you asking me out? Yes. Unbelievable. Seven it is.
I figured I could pick you up tomorrow around seven o'clock. Let me get this straight, are you asking me out? Yes. Unbelievable. Seven it is.
Hello...? This night, this reunion will be an important step in our relationship. You're fucking psycho.
Hello...? This night, this reunion will be an important step in our relationship. You're fucking psycho.
He was trying to kill you, right! Yes. Not the other way around...? No. Is it something you've done?
He was trying to kill you, right! Yes. Not the other way around...? No. Is it something you've done?
Why not? So what are you doing with your life now, son? I'm a professional killer.
Why not? So what are you doing with your life now, son? I'm a professional killer.
Actually, I never rode Western. I'm sorry. Go ahead. Well, he don't know that. Just sit the horse.  Good... You have a nice seat. Thanks. Feel good? Yeah. You look all right. You want to pick it up a little?
Actually, I never rode Western. I'm sorry. Go ahead. Well, he don't know that. Just sit the horse.  Good... You have a nice seat. Thanks. Feel good? Yeah. You look all right. You want to pick it up a little?
Actually, I never rode Western. I'm sorry. Go ahead. Well, he don't know that. Just sit the horse.  Good... You have a nice seat. Thanks. Feel good? Yeah.
Actually, I never rode Western. I'm sorry. Go ahead. Well, he don't know that. Just sit the horse.  Good... You have a nice seat. Thanks. Feel good? Yeah.
No, I don't mean you have to. It's just that we may not have enough -- -- enough time tomorrow. I know. Look, if you want to take it in the morning, that's fine.
No, I don't mean you have to. It's just that we may not have enough -- -- enough time tomorrow. I know. Look, if you want to take it in the morning, that's fine.
Did you ask him to come visit? You already did. Did he mention it?
Did you ask him to come visit? You already did. Did he mention it?
Started what? My period. When? Tonight?
Started what? My period. When? Tonight?
I miss you, Annie. I know. We miss you too. Good night.
I miss you, Annie. I know. We miss you too. Good night.
You were right about coming here. I'm sorry for not thinking... No, it's okay. Believe me, there were plenty of times I didn't know what the hell was right. How are you feeling about work?
You were right about coming here. I'm sorry for not thinking... No, it's okay. Believe me, there were plenty of times I didn't know what the hell was right. How are you feeling about work?
I have so much to tell you. You want to take a walk with me? Where to?
I have so much to tell you. You want to take a walk with me? Where to?
It's so cruel. No. He had the choice. What choice!!?
It's so cruel. No. He had the choice. What choice!!?
Would you let me ride your horse? Have you talked to Tom about it? Of course I have.
Would you let me ride your horse? Have you talked to Tom about it? Of course I have.
Don't be such a baby! You just showing off for her! You shut up, stupid!
Don't be such a baby! You just showing off for her! You shut up, stupid!
What the hell are you doing? It's cool, I'm just looking. It's too much machine for you.
What the hell are you doing? It's cool, I'm just looking. It's too much machine for you.
Are you two okay? We've been better. What's going on? Michael Myers. Who's that?
Are you two okay? We've been better. What's going on? Michael Myers. Who's that?
Jamie, what happened? It was the nightmare man What?
Jamie, what happened? It was the nightmare man What?
Come on Rachel! Coming. I thought you said you were ready.
Come on Rachel! Coming. I thought you said you were ready.
Fantastic. Totally. Yeah. Want a beer? Yeah. Is that all you say? Yeah.
Fantastic. Totally. Yeah. Want a beer? Yeah. Is that all you say? Yeah.
Frederick's done this whole new series that I'm sure you would really love. Well, are...are they big? Yeah.  Some of them...yeah, some of them are very big.
Frederick's done this whole new series that I'm sure you would really love. Well, are...are they big? Yeah.  Some of them...yeah, some of them are very big.
You've been very cold to me tonight. No. Is something wrong?
You've been very cold to me tonight. No. Is something wrong?
And you're in love overnight? I care a great deal about him, yes. Lee...
And you're in love overnight? I care a great deal about him, yes. Lee...
But you, God, you knew that was going to happen sooner or later.  I can't live like this! Who is it? What's the difference?!  It's just somebody I met! But who?  Where did you meet him? It doesn't make a difference!  I have to move out!
But you, God, you knew that was going to happen sooner or later.  I can't live like this! Who is it? What's the difference?!  It's just somebody I met! But who?  Where did you meet him? It doesn't make a difference!  I have to move out!
How is everything? Everything's good.  Everything's fine. Yeah?  Yeah?  Okay, kids, you can open the presents now.
How is everything? Everything's good.  Everything's fine. Yeah?  Yeah?  Okay, kids, you can open the presents now.
It's not perfect. I don't really like my friends. I don't really like your friends either. It's like they're just people I work with and our job is being popular and shit.
It's not perfect. I don't really like my friends. I don't really like your friends either. It's like they're just people I work with and our job is being popular and shit.
What did you just say? I said she's been missing for- No. No you said HER BODY's been missing.
What did you just say? I said she's been missing for- No. No you said HER BODY's been missing.
I was driving by -- I saw all the cars.  Are you all right? Yeah, I'm okay -- it's been a long night. What happened?
I was driving by -- I saw all the cars.  Are you all right? Yeah, I'm okay -- it's been a long night. What happened?
Must you do that? What? Sing. It is a beautiful day.  I am merely enjoying it. Can't you enjoy it quietly? Are you always this pleasant?  You know what you're problem is?
Must you do that? What? Sing. It is a beautiful day.  I am merely enjoying it. Can't you enjoy it quietly? Are you always this pleasant?  You know what you're problem is?
Must you do that? What? Sing. It is a beautiful day.  I am merely enjoying it. Can't you enjoy it quietly?
Must you do that? What? Sing. It is a beautiful day.  I am merely enjoying it. Can't you enjoy it quietly?
I'm leaving. Leaving what? England.  There is nothing for me here anymore. And what do you think you will find in another land? Maybe myself.
I'm leaving. Leaving what? England.  There is nothing for me here anymore. And what do you think you will find in another land? Maybe myself.
Chief, base. Go. I couldn't find Jane.  She wasn't at the restaurant. You have her cell number? She didn't answer.
Chief, base. Go. I couldn't find Jane.  She wasn't at the restaurant. You have her cell number? She didn't answer.
Slow down, Thomas.  Take it easy and talk to me.  Was your father shot? Dennis hit him.  His head's all big and he won't wake up.  I'm really scared. How about you and your sister? We're okay. Where are you right now?
Slow down, Thomas.  Take it easy and talk to me.  Was your father shot? Dennis hit him.  His head's all big and he won't wake up.  I'm really scared. How about you and your sister? We're okay. Where are you right now?
I guess we each have something the other wants. I guess we do. My people are good to go.  You know who I mean? Your phony FBI assholes. We're almost home, you and me.  Keep your shit together.  This isn't L.A. What do you mean by that?
I guess we each have something the other wants. I guess we do. My people are good to go.  You know who I mean? Your phony FBI assholes. We're almost home, you and me.  Keep your shit together.  This isn't L.A. What do you mean by that?
I guess we each have something the other wants. I guess we do. My people are good to go.  You know who I mean? Your phony FBI assholes. We're almost home, you and me.  Keep your shit together.  This isn't L.A.
I guess we each have something the other wants. I guess we do. My people are good to go.  You know who I mean? Your phony FBI assholes. We're almost home, you and me.  Keep your shit together.  This isn't L.A.
You are the manager? Yes, sir. What is wrong? Everyone must leave the hotel now. Why sir? It's an order. Get everyone out now.
You are the manager? Yes, sir. What is wrong? Everyone must leave the hotel now. Why sir? It's an order. Get everyone out now.
I saw you on your bike today. With Mikey? Who? Nobody. Mikey Williams?
I saw you on your bike today. With Mikey? Who? Nobody. Mikey Williams?
Jesus, Jim! Sorry honey. Hell, we've got to trade this thing in for a normal bed. Just be careful. You notice anything with Mikey lately? The kid seemed a little out of it tonight, eh? Tonight? Jim, he's been out of it since he was born.
Jesus, Jim! Sorry honey. Hell, we've got to trade this thing in for a normal bed. Just be careful. You notice anything with Mikey lately? The kid seemed a little out of it tonight, eh? Tonight? Jim, he's been out of it since he was born.
You're parents at that party? Yeah. Yours? You get in trouble? Maybe. Can't really tell yet. I'm sorry if I got you into trouble. Maybe we don't have to, you know... unless you really want to.
You're parents at that party? Yeah. Yours? You get in trouble? Maybe. Can't really tell yet. I'm sorry if I got you into trouble. Maybe we don't have to, you know... unless you really want to.
I was her best friend. Best friend? Since grade school. That's a long time. We were like sisters.  Knew everything about each other.
I was her best friend. Best friend? Since grade school. That's a long time. We were like sisters.  Knew everything about each other.
I'm sorry? I said you're going to get a phone call. Oh? Kay Connell had a signed copy of one of your books. Thought you might find that.
I'm sorry? I said you're going to get a phone call. Oh? Kay Connell had a signed copy of one of your books. Thought you might find that.
So you have the answers... Ah! You have questions? What are we? Nothing if not vampires... Who made us what we are? Surely you know the one who made you...
So you have the answers... Ah! You have questions? What are we? Nothing if not vampires... Who made us what we are? Surely you know the one who made you...
So you have the answers... Ah! You have questions? What are we? Nothing if not vampires... Who made us what we are?
So you have the answers... Ah! You have questions? What are we? Nothing if not vampires... Who made us what we are?
George. Hiya, Marty. Well, it's old home week. Do me a favor, will you, George? What's that? Well, you remember my kid sister, Mary?
George. Hiya, Marty. Well, it's old home week. Do me a favor, will you, George? What's that? Well, you remember my kid sister, Mary?
Hello, Mary. I just happened to be passing by. Yeah, so I noticed. Have you made up your mind? How's that? Have you made up your mind? About what?
Hello, Mary. I just happened to be passing by. Yeah, so I noticed. Have you made up your mind? How's that? Have you made up your mind? About what?
Chief? In here. I missed you at the funeral home. Santos said you were here. You didn't miss much.  Christ, what a mess. Positive I.D.? The woman passenger on the boat that blew up.
Chief? In here. I missed you at the funeral home. Santos said you were here. You didn't miss much.  Christ, what a mess. Positive I.D.? The woman passenger on the boat that blew up.
Chief? In here. I missed you at the funeral home. Santos said you were here. You didn't miss much.  Christ, what a mess. Positive I.D.?
Chief? In here. I missed you at the funeral home. Santos said you were here. You didn't miss much.  Christ, what a mess. Positive I.D.?
I don't know about him -- I'm going down to the dock, maybe go sailing. Every day? What else is there to do? You could work out at the beach, make a few bucks for school. Do I have to?
I don't know about him -- I'm going down to the dock, maybe go sailing. Every day? What else is there to do? You could work out at the beach, make a few bucks for school. Do I have to?
That's right. Who's going to do it? Me. Michael, you're not going down there. I am.  You're not.
That's right. Who's going to do it? Me. Michael, you're not going down there. I am.  You're not.
Could be a new dance...  Walking the Shark. Thanks for helping. Not at all. Why are you? I like it when they wake up.
Could be a new dance...  Walking the Shark. Thanks for helping. Not at all. Why are you? I like it when they wake up.
She still talking to you? We're in love. Sure. No, really.  I've never met anyone like her before.  This is it. Yeah, right.  That's what you said about Janet, and Beth, and Barbara --
She still talking to you? We're in love. Sure. No, really.  I've never met anyone like her before.  This is it. Yeah, right.  That's what you said about Janet, and Beth, and Barbara --
Sweetheart.... She could have been killed...You knew and you didn't tell us...You let your mother think.... Where is she? How could you do that?  Your own daughter.... Where's my mother?
Sweetheart.... She could have been killed...You knew and you didn't tell us...You let your mother think.... Where is she? How could you do that?  Your own daughter.... Where's my mother?
I want you to get out of the water.... What? I want you to give up that terrible job. Come on, Mom, you can't be serious.... You're damn right I'm serious....
I want you to get out of the water.... What? I want you to give up that terrible job. Come on, Mom, you can't be serious.... You're damn right I'm serious....
How can you just take the plane like this? Boss' day off...Take the wheel.... I can't.... Sure you can.... I don't know how....
How can you just take the plane like this? Boss' day off...Take the wheel.... I can't.... Sure you can.... I don't know how....
My own kid was right in front of me and I didn't do a damn thing. You couldn't have made that jump. I should have tried. It should have been me on that beach back there, not Billy. How would you have helped Eric?  He needs you, Paul. He needs us. He could have died.
My own kid was right in front of me and I didn't do a damn thing. You couldn't have made that jump. I should have tried. It should have been me on that beach back there, not Billy. How would you have helped Eric?  He needs you, Paul. He needs us. He could have died.
Is that kid still bothering you? Which one? You know, at the bus stop.  With the hair? That was about a year ago. Well, is he?
Is that kid still bothering you? Which one? You know, at the bus stop.  With the hair? That was about a year ago. Well, is he?
Okay, that's not so bad, ah Tim? Yes it is. It's just like coming out of a tree house.  Did your dad ever build you a tree house, Tim, eh? No. Me too.  Okay.  Well, the main thing about climbing is never, never look down, never.
Okay, that's not so bad, ah Tim? Yes it is. It's just like coming out of a tree house.  Did your dad ever build you a tree house, Tim, eh? No. Me too.  Okay.  Well, the main thing about climbing is never, never look down, never.
Is this really your desk? Yep. Is that really your chair? Uh huh... Wow!  That's neat.   Can I sit in it?
Is this really your desk? Yep. Is that really your chair? Uh huh... Wow!  That's neat.   Can I sit in it?
Wow. Yeah. How come it feels the same? I don't know. It just feels good. Always did. So what are we gonna do about this?
Wow. Yeah. How come it feels the same? I don't know. It just feels good. Always did. So what are we gonna do about this?
Where's your husband? Working. Do you ever see him? Yeah. Do you know where we are?
Where's your husband? Working. Do you ever see him? Yeah. Do you know where we are?
Yeah, its really different here. Well, that's good, I have to get the kids off for school.  Can I call you in a little while? It's four in the morning... I'm going to go to sleep. Ok, well... I love you. I love you, too, good-night, or good- morning .
Yeah, its really different here. Well, that's good, I have to get the kids off for school.  Can I call you in a little while? It's four in the morning... I'm going to go to sleep. Ok, well... I love you. I love you, too, good-night, or good- morning .
