The Grand Old Duke of York Went to feed his men He gave them bread & pork And marched them past Big Ben


Can I speak to John He ca n’t talk right now We’ve just put his head In the back of a cow

Jack & Jill ate their fill & drank a glass of water

Jack the clown Larked around & Jill played with their daughter

Too many cooks Spoil the soup

Too many chickens Are kept in the coop

The cat makes hay While the sun shines

The mice in dismay Are sent down the mines

One two three four five Bees fly into a hive

Six seven eight nine ten They come out I don’t know when

Hickery dickery dock Don’t go out in the sun
The mouse applied sun block Factor fifty one

Hickery dockery dick This rhyme is on the screen
And with just one click Round the world is seen

Can I talk to John? Hang on the line

With his vest & pants In the open air drying


Georgie Porgie pudding & pie Took a trip & wondered why All the liners were delayed
Didn’t wait another day Hitched a lift on a mantra ray

The cat’s away The cheese is free
The mice will sing Do Re Me

Hickery dickery duck Alarmed began to quack The hen began to cluck The farmer got the sack

Little Jack Horner Got into the ring Came out of the corner And started to swing

Took a punch to the jaw It finished the bout He fell to the floor They carried him out

The Washing Machine Took the towels Washed them clean Cooked the fowls
The Washing Machine Spun them dry And in between Scored a try


Hey diddle diddle Who’s the pig in the middle?
Who went into a swoon?
Who is a fan Of a boys band? And who danced By the light of the moon?

Can I speak to John? He’s all tied up
With lots of rope From a viaduct.

The cat’s away
Took a trip round the lake

The mice holiday
By baking a cake


Hickery dickery dock What will you wear with that? The mouse put on a sock A pair of shoes and a hat


The Grand Old Duke of York Decided to retire
Arranged his knife & fork Got into sleep attire
