Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7, 8 (ate), 9
What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?
Spelling!
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree!
Why was the baby strawberry crying?
Because her mom and dad were in a jam.
Where would you find an elephant?
The same place you lost her!
How do we know that the ocean is friendly?
It waves!
What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm.
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon Https://
What did the banana say to the dog?
Nothing. Bananas can’t talk. Https://
