[Question]
(A) Think of the poor man! What will he do without his job?
(B) Think of the poor man! What will he do without his yacht?

[Answer]
(B)

[Question]
(A) What a poor guy, years of work and he only got a $50,000 scholarship
(B) What a poor guy, years of work and he only got a $50 scholarship

[Answer]
(A)

[Question]
(A) Have you tried not being poor? It is much easier
(B) Have you tried not being rude? It is much easier

[Answer]
(A)

[Question]
(A) Calling a whole electorate 'morons' because they don't share the same political beliefs as you is a terrible way to win them over
(B) Calling a whole electorate 'morons' because they don't share the same political beliefs as you is a great way to win them over

[Answer]
(B)

[Question]
(A) Isn't it just the best? This has been me for the past several days as well. It's been less than enough sleep for the past week
(B) Isn't it just the best? This has been me for the past several days as well. It's been more than enough sleep for the past week

[Answer]
(A)

[Question]
(A) We should start a petition to ban breathing
(B) We should start a petition to ban vaping

[Answer]
(A)

[Question]
(A) The two minute wait in line is too long for me, I think i'll just leave
(B) The two hour wait in line is too long for me, I think i'll just leave

[Answer]
(A)

[Question]
(A) You're welcome my dear friend. Always glad to feed the elephants, that woefully endangered species
(B) You're welcome my dear friend. Always glad to feed the trolls, that woefully endangered species

[Answer]
(B)

[Question]
(A) Thank you stranger on the internet, I won't trust your three word post without any sources over someone offering solid advice claiming to actually be from the country in question
(B) Thank you stranger on the internet, I will trust your three word post without any sources over someone offering solid advice claiming to actually be from the country in question

[Answer]
(B)

