1	Sweet United Nations video. Just in time for Christmas. #imagine #NoReligion  http://t.co/fej2v3OUBR
1	@mrdahl87 We are rumored to have talked to Erv's agent... and the Angels asked about Ed Escobar... that's hardly nothing    ;)
1	Hey there! Nice to see you Minnesota/ND Winter Weather 
0	3 episodes left I'm dying over here
1	"I can't breathe!" was chosen as the most notable quote of the year in an annual list released by a Yale University librarian 
0	You're never too old for Footie Pajamas. http://t.co/ElzGqsX2yQ
1	Nothing makes me happier then getting on the highway and seeing break lights light up like a Christmas tree.. 
0	4:30 an opening my first beer now gonna be a long night/day
0	@Adam_Klug do you think you would support a guy who knocked out your daughter? Rice doesn't deserve support.
0	@samcguigan544 You are not allowed to open that until Christmas day!
1	Oh, thank GOD - our entire office email system is down... the day of a big event. Santa, you know JUST what to get me for xmas. 
0	But instead, I'm scrolling through Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter for hours on end, accomplishing nothing. 
0	@TargetZonePT :pouting_face: no he bloody isn't I was upstairs getting changed !
0	Cold or warmth both suffuse one's cheeks with pink (colour/tone) ... Do you understand the underlying difference & its texture?
1	Just great when you're mobile bill arrives by text 
1	crushes are great until you realize they'll never be interested in you.| :p
1	Buffalo sports media is smarter than all of us. Where else can you get the quality insight offered by Harrington and Busgaglia. 
0	I guess my cat also lost 3 pounds when she went to the vet after I've been feeding her a few times a day.||#Eating|#food| |#WorkingOut
1	@YankeesWFAN @Ken_Rosenthal trading a SP for a defense-only SS? Brilliant trade. 
1	But @DarklightDave was trying to find us, and my battery died. Guess how he found us? Yes, that bastard wand! !!!!!
1	@deputymartinski please do..i need the second hand embarrassment so desperatly on my phone 
0	I never cared for Beyonce, bc I could never get a sense of who she was. Her interviews lacked depth. @AZEALIABANKS tho....this girl got IT.
1	@yWTorres9 time to hit the books then 
0	@RushOrderTees THX4FLW! FLWtheMUSIC @ElektrikEventz @ElektrikMetro WE R #ElektrikBLOOM #ElektrikFANTASY #iwant2DRIFT #Elev8TheUnderground!
1	Love these cold winter mornings :grimacing_face: best feeling everrrrrrr !
0	Amazingly http://t.co/NEioZuNbLD is not owned by #BHP. They are going to have to shell out some decent money for it. #BHPBilliton #South32
0	Wish she could have told me herself. @NicoleScherzy #nicolescherzinger #OneLove #myfav #MyQueen :heavy_black_heart:️:heavy_black_heart:️ http://t.co/queL09fqyr
0	The rain has made extra extra lazy:smiling_face_with_open_mouth_and_cold_sweat:
0	I was doing great with this summary of my year until I got to June 27th, and the weekend of @Hartswormx3 's birthday. #rivertrip #groupchat
0	see, that MIGHT show up on a background check, and you'd be denied its a catch 22 we have the right to self protection @serpentina66
1	Smh never knew something could be 80% halal....Been muslim my whole life but somehow i've learned something new i guess 
1	A wonderful day of starting work at 6am 
0	i feel like whole life is about waiting waiting and waiting
0	@Pure_playa85 lol :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:.. Will let my kids know when they get up in the morning.. Thanks for the tip
1	@RedSox you guys sure screwed this up royally. I'm happy for Lester, the brain trust over there sucks. #nicejob  #LesterToChicago
0	#Aussie #gunman #was  #on terrorist #watch #list, PM #says: SYDNEY – The gunman who took 17 hostages in Sydney... http://t.co/ibnxdPtu3W
1	"Twig" is now "Sprig"—3 sec limit on new social video platform  #techtalk #editorspick #sillyvine #Tr... https://t.co/0DMkcXpYzq
0	@HEELTeacher and what will that achieve? Seriously?To be fired.all the guys who had the balls to call them out are gone..
1	Yay for another work at 4am day :neutral_face: 
1	Physical therapy at 8 am is just what I want to be doing with my Friday  #iwanttosleep
1	Omg @FloptimusCrime didn't tell @giantfootyguy he was in town :face_screaming_in_fear: #trueFriend 
1	I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS REAL, HOW COULD YOU BE FINE? COZ I'M NOT FINE AT ALL Oh wait. Fixed the caps lock ^.^  #LaughNow .o.
1	HaHaHaHa!! #hypocrisy  "MT @Independent: Katie Hopkins calls Russell Brand a bully..........: http://t.co/DZ05xHiuwl"
1	That moment when you have so much stuff to do but you open @tumblr ... #productivity  #tumblr
0	Lol! I m enjoying it:two_women_holding_hands: #Talks #Crazyness #SheNeverLeft  sleepy!! :white_smiling_face:
1	Luv this 
1	: When some naturopaths sell "aromatic" herbs the way apothecaries sell noxious poisons. #Naturopath=#Apothecary #Herb=#Poison
0	"@dixiessixty: Goal of the Season 1970: GOAL 1. Jon Sammels #ARSENAL vs #manutd https://t.co/W1p9bptdT3" @Lloydgallagher3 @bigtant1986
0	really, what else can a fish be besides a fish? @RBRNetwork1 @TheOldBreed1775 @IndyEnigma @diverdown48
0	@malesurvivor72 I think it's a safe bet it won't fit the crime.
1	It will be impossible for me to be late if I start to dress up right now. #studing #university #lazy 
1	When you're already running late and then your car won't start <<< #FantasticFriday 
1	i decided to become my own boss to have more free time.. now i have no time left whatsoever. 
0	loyalty vs. self protection loyalty vs. self protection loyalty vs. self protection loyalty vs. self protection
0	American Kids starting playing and now I'm super missing #summer2k14 #kennychesney
0	@corporateknight don't know how#Monsanto # among 100 most sustainable Cos in the world sure all parameters are measured#net positive?
0	None of the big, disruptive innovations in our lives have come out of brainstorming. -Bruce Nussbaum http://t.co/ituc6zpusB
0	that way people get to understand disabilities and not stare at us funny wen we out and about#IDPwD#disability
1	@TheoCorleone @david_maclellan Shit! I better shut my stupid girly mouth because im so concerned about what men might think of me. 
0	Why does my tongue feel it necessary to try and touch the high speed tool my dentist has put in my mouth?
0	Tell me the #Quintessential #Aussie now isn't a Govt paid job & then have the hyde to buy overseas online and pay no GST . mmm #SadButTrue
0	@Parlett316 "Dirk's got a lot of moves I'm trying to steal." - Kevin Durant on his one-legged fadeway
1	About once a yr I get a little nutty and reach for the orange marmalade. #livingontheedge  http://t.co/sF9o6OWE1v
1	Rogers, that smile just so accurately captures my reaction when I receive an extra high phone bill!   http://t.co/vFP1ehx7yL
1	Whatever happened to the Guano Apes? Did they ever make it "Big in Japan"? 
0	Bmw i8 sexy az hell but too slow for the dinero 12.4 in the quarter mile slow #fan of the design feeling the... http://t.co/DELfxN0BpI
0	Let your humility guard your pride ... Vanity shouldn't be allowed to be with such a delicate thing.
0	Whenever I get sad about how things are going now, I just think of how awesome the future looks to be. #secondsemester #drumcorps #college
1	I asked God to protect me from my enemies .. shortly after I started losing friends :flushed_face::hundred_points_symbol:  or #naah
1	Just delivered @DominiqueAnsel #cronuts to @BouchonBakeryRC hmmm  its for a customer I hope!!! http://t.co/KDx0FhVqCW
1	Such .   You still have to #praisehim ;)
0	Hey heyy!!!I....wanna be a rockstar #vscocam  hero #vsocam #hero #spiderman http://t.co/9tuskhVYbJ
1	"@MaggieLindemann: . @xSamSecrets123 awk moment when I tweeted first #fakefan !!!!!" 
0	Waa mockingjay part 2 tahon depan meh 20 Nov 2015 wtvr Night at the museum 3 #mustwatchb4decemberendssobssobs http://t.co/rAc6XdS56z
1	@AmbControl999 @HouseofCommons @Ed_Miliband @nick_clegg @David_Cameron  nice to see the ambulance service is so important to OUR mps 
1	I love finals week! #justkidding  #stressed
0	@gracewoods_ fucking copycat, although you're name is mint and the act we share it is probably a cause for alcohol filled celebration!!!
0	Literally cried when I woke up because I know what this day has in store for me #TheStartOfTechWeek  Ready #JustShootMeKnow
0	@RashawnFranklin Because I disagree w/ you? Trading three picks for one when you have glaring holes at numerous positions is ass-backwards.
1	.@nypost .@Cameron_Gray Oh that makes it all better!!! 
0	Why didn't I start watching the tudors earlier? #iloveit
0	@guntrust http://t.co/8ICPDcAoNQ #CHRISTMAS #GIFT GET STARTED AT MAKING MONEY IN SOCIAL MEDIA @ https://t.co/cpJZkEgNe7
0	don't knw how to react everytime sum1 says me being in a wheelchair "inspires" them! im just living they same you are dude
0	GET AHT A TAHN!|The Made in PGH Gift Guide https://t.co/ziTWyuzN6a via @getfitpgh
0	On my lunch break so sleepy:sleeping_face:
1	#Work#Trains#TheGrind#London#Business#MyHappyFace http://t.co/fdE2iQpuQz
1	dude said I better think hard , so he can take me to cheddars lmao ! 
0	My #Christmas ritual...part one. #HowTheGrinchStoleChristmas http://t.co/yIJ6tiHmsM
0	Overcast at Creso. #todayimloving #beachwalk #crescenthead http://t.co/daEk2DAjBg
0	2014 can't end fast enough! Stupid dead battery.
1	Not even 8am and I can already see this is going to be a wonderful day  #needmorecoffee
1	I have an idea, how about 911 operators don't ever describe race?||And police have to wear color blind glasses?||
1	@bustedcoverage  but Russell is a good christian fella, he wouldn't do that. 
0	Apparently my youth group thinks "Are you kidding me?" is my default expression--or "nomal face." #areyoukiddingme http://t.co/dBARs2XXTa
1	@jaymohr37  #PSA Hey Jay, I tuned in when u said "why all the cocaine talk today....after tweeting coke joke saw it's Escobar's 65th 
0	Interviewed a turkey & here's what he had to say http://t.co/8fTsTAoTa1 #Thanksgiving
1	Planned on an early night last night.. Oh yaa course that happened..  #gotinterupted
1	@MaggieWinter21 your last retweet though 
1	2v4 S&D matches are just so fun... 
1	i just loveee bein short and having my sweatpants go all the way under my feet its so fun... :pile_of_poo:
1	I love waking up at 8 am on a Saturday morning after going to bed at midnight 
1	A day where  ruled @twitter, I got followed by @Sarcasmia. Wht a  day!! Lollllll.
0	Jusuf Nurkic #Bulls RT @JonathanTjarks: He clearly has a lot of talent. Kind of amazing that Denver got him and Gary Harris for McDermott.
0	I don't even have progress on my thesis tas preparations for our event this thursday :weary_face:
1	Gym and I are gonna have a reeeaaalll nice date tomorrow.  #imgoingtostruggle #VSFS2014
0	Sony pulled a movie bc we're scared of a country that can't even keep its lights on at night? Even motel 6 can do better than that. #Zing
0	Had a nice 3 hour nap. Picking up my Chinese take-out and set to watch #GuardiansOfTheGalaxy @MyzzCryz I added water chestnuts to my dinner
0	@jepischke @djdurkin The Bears are probably the worst franchise in football at the moment.
1	I'm so pissed off at Chicago. Like the people at the airport ruined so many peoples chances of ever meeting the boys :expressionless_face::expressionless_face::expressionless_face:. Way to go 
0	Hell has frozen over. Literally. #Texas2015.
1	Can you write your name on a paper and take a picture ... — I can but I'm busy answering this question oh...  http://t.co/hRysVyLpBI
0	Its a marshmallow world in the winter :multiple_musical_notes: #getthisoutofmyhead
1	Taking the bike through rainy and cold dark streets to the dentist. Yaaaay. #Somuchfun 
1	Reading about Barack Obama in the Barack #Obama plaza #moneygall oh the  http://t.co/sQCIETUrpR
0	that is the face of a tired man hahahahah
1	We want turkey!! 
0	@winelibrarian happy to be of some small service ;) @Case4Cleveland @brad4word
0	Choose your words carefully hurting someone feelings is not the right way to go.
1	What a joke. Thanks for the detailed response and communication with your customers.  @AskPlayStation @PlayStation
0	@MohammadFarooq_ Asalamoalekum... :smiling_face_with_open_mouth: kesay mizaj ? Thank you so much. It was posted on 2nd December 2013. Already there. :smiling_face_with_halo:
0	Feeling artsy tonight. #artsy#homealone#vienna#studentlife @ b&e's apartment http://t.co/Ct85mmtf5H
0	showed mom this picture of me and @sopitlikeitshot & says "this is grunge" and she goes "haha!! I love it!" #momgoals http://t.co/LTe1NGODMk
0	@TharaAzzam explains why Inter went all Calciopoli over Juventus...
0	I pray God comes back in America and saves us all.
0	#Libby #Lane #appointment: #Women #bishops #debate  #over: The appointment of the Reverend Libby Lane as the... http://t.co/YOj9HVUa8n
0	Sad that when someone drinks they treat you like shit and won't talk to you.
0	We provide a structure that ensures you will successfully invest in real estate. http://t.co/vSLRBIOhyr @backofficeguru
0	@FoxNews Ask a liberal and he will tell you Obama got us out of Iraq and won the Afghan war...and no one ever died under his watch.
1	Why am I sick? *looks at other tweets* oh yeah sex...  #lame
1	working a double on 2 hours of sleep here we go let's get it 
1	For those of you that LOVE this time of year.  https://t.co/r6utbrXVrU
1	In other news i havent had a good nights sleep in a week. I feel great. 
0	The pure #reality of . http://t.co/wokWEvDvrp
0	#DIY. Change your #MobileCover every day now. Enjoy! http://t.co/FbDDXMien9
1	Happy 2nd anniversary to me in SGV. Happy OT here in client. Woohoo. I loooooove my job. Super. More years to go!!!!!!!!! 
0	@Vh1Supersonic Cause of all the things in life this seems to be in #Balance. |Music- Medicine, @Vh1Supersonic - Doctor|#SuperDayLineUp
0	@HarrietBaldwin @OkieVision I guess that means MSM will dig something up to smear Barkley now.#Ferguson
0	Jimi Agbaje is a fine man...in respect to public service what notable landmark has he achieved?  Tested|Jimi... http://t.co/MCNlrZffAO
1	@letote good thing we had enough #whitewine and #christmastrees to survive if needed. #chardsohard #fashion  ;)
0	@DFDSUKUpdates why all the delays?  happy
1	The fun part about 4 am drives in the winter, is no one has cleaned the snow yet 
0	I miss the days when all my close friends lived in the same city.
1	so it's claimed that 99% of all russian athletes take performance enhancing drugs. there is a surprise 
0	@SQLSophist is that  ?
1	Shoutout to my mom for being hella supportive of me 
1	@Sidra__PTI you may also see flags of ISIS with him  is this govt and ch nisar don't admit :'(
1	@JordanNoftall that's funny 
0	Do you want more period related post or do you like how I post some personal things here on Instagram? http://t.co/VQWDOxB2RU
0	http://t.co/nKXYmio8V6 #AnalScreen #Exotic Exotic brunette gets her little tight butt nailed right on the office desk
1	@mmamania what time is the UFC press conference tomorrow with names of numerous fighters getting cut 
0	#Terror on high Seas ...|Fishing boat, allegedly from #Pakistan, blows up at sea ...... http://t.co/V6G1zx2s4f
0	#what#matters#to#me#is#gym#holidays#work#the#hell#out http://t.co/HBofXwvQPe
1	I like listening to dads truck drivers tell me about them going to the strip joint and their old lady getting mad at them over it  :face_with_tears_of_joy:
0	@baltimoresun Hate it. Go back to the old format please.
0	@nfullers98 its a week joke I have with Jessica and my niece:person_raising_both_hands_in_celebration:
0	@Moose_eBooks You seriously bought a giant TV to play in the box?
1	Haha who the fuck says that to someone#TrueGentlemen 
0	If you don't want Hall to eventually ask for a trade then hope for consistency in the message. Change too much you might as well start over
0	@RobertH1946 @EverydaySexism wow. That  here though, sorry grandpa, we use mac these days #WelcomeToTheWorld #NeverArgueWithFools
0	@MyzzCryz I liked the first one. Never cared enough to watch the sequel(s?). That said, I will only watch the #reboot because of #ChrisPratt
0	#working.blues.enough.vacation.days http://t.co/zSTyQiRUt5
0	@PeterEgan6 The badger crusade continues.|"Gloucestershire badger patrols triggered by illegal trapping fears"|http://t.co/rF5aAmpC5n
0	@BrandonTierney I also support instantly murdering 12 year olds with fake plastic guns in public parks...
0	Auntie just called and said shes on her way..|I better get dressed then :astonished_face::face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_tears_of_joy:
1	Ahhh 7 a.m bedtimes, how I've missed you  #examproblems
0	Nerd #piccollage having a bit of fun with Georgia #nerd#chistmas #sillybilly @ chilling on my comfy... http://t.co/J3z63mwKHt
0	@mrjamieeast I think it was the hotel owners...
0	@SincerelyTumblr: One day I want to travel with my bestfriend :earth_globe_asia-australia::airplane:️ http://t.co/AXD3Ax5qC1 DONE DID TRAVELED DA WORLD!! @Bethanycsmithh :heavy_black_heart:️
1	@SouthamptonFC @LFC @SkySports Again fans come second. Thanks again 
0	When you return in kind then so called friends label you as being unkind. :)
0	Sometimes i just dont understand anything|#stubborn http://t.co/nwhIEP4VWz
0	That was the cutest thing ever :smiling_face_with_heart-shaped_eyes::face_throwing_a_kiss:
1	Oh how I love that my ass is too big to fit into my jeans anymore.  #bigbootybitches
1	@LifeCheating doesn't lucky and fortunate mean the same thing?  
0	I enjoy stealing my husband hat every once in awhile :smiling_face_with_heart-shaped_eyes::face_throwing_a_kiss::flushed_face: #heyyall #GoodMorning http://t.co/LknoOm7VSb
0	@SPmilkshake @MikeRTrice @neiltyson His tweet in the context of his history is what makes it a clear bait.
0	Insanity is doing the same thing twice and expecting different results
1	3 hours sleep yay loving life 
1	wow, look at you hotshot.  #isthatajoke
0	@dirtydeathdog Can't wait to play the #BFHardline Beta with you XD #Epic
1	Contemplating responding to @charliejnwalker's tweet saying "what remains of their pride" but not sure how well that will go down 
1	Having to be up in four hours sounds great 
1	OH and now the District line has major signal failures and delays FANTASTIC!!! 
1	@ScottishFA @RaeComm @ChampionsLeague sure that will end well 
0	Country music & photo editing, my type of morning :black_sun_with_rays:️:multiple_musical_notes:
1	LOL.. Micromax is promising that service?  http://t.co/AxG11utGOD
0	"Its so hard to choose between the pleasure and the pain " #Girl #December #Love #Dream  #Strong http://t.co/GZH8Oqft9y
1	@PowerTripKFAN Adrian was raised that way and he made it to the NFL. Maybe he thought that would motivate his kid to get there too? 
1	She heard Him cry and His little fingers & toes were counted and Mary exclaimed "He's PERFECT!"  Oh Mary, you so cray cray. 
1	My secret name is lizard squad. I like to ruin people's fun time. Follow and rt to a billion and you'll have fun. #psn  #giveitup
1	Sexist article in the Daily Fail about men wasting money on cycling - accompanied by recommendation for a handbag costing £999. 
0	@Justen_G you tweet about having a flip phone? Now that's the definition of 
1	@G_Wade_TooFlyy yea we was we too only a couple schools played black & not its a black dominate game 
0	Don't forget to join @midtown_1015 for #Steak Night tonight starting at 4pm! #nyc #food #foodie
0	@andreamarchant @tortugarouge I don't think I've ever seen Love Actually all the way through. I tried once last year. I don't remember it.
0	@lionhart32 @Dosta1 @BSButcher My,Nephew stopped a lot. His long hair. looks like a drug dealer. Never smoked anything Pills?not an aspirin.
0	#QZ8501 asks permission to #takeoff: #towercontrol of #Surubaya: yeah..y can go...away.
0	@RedFMIndia @SunburnFestival |Answer 2- More than 150 artists |#WinSunburnPasses
1	@michelledean @AVAETC not playing out in the provinces like, oh, Mississippi. 
0	Church sign of the day: How would you feel if we celebrated your birthday without you? :speak-no-evil_monkey: #StoleEm #TheReasonForTheSeason
1	"@Rich_Herrera_4: @pcon34 IT HAS THE WORD MAN IN IT!! Just as sexist as saying mail man instead of mail carrier. " #MichiganMan
1	Did you know ? If you are reading this right now you are not blind...lol. 
0	@Nettaaaaaaaa @deray yeah & we wont talk about how the bodies of the 2 cops killed in BK were ambulanced immediately. Elitism at its finest.
1	Love this weather 
0	@MagicalBlondess Psssst. You spelt 'thing'  wrong ||
0	http://t.co/ZcHdGJZrhQ What Day is the Sabbath? #follow #Jesus #Christ #FBC #FBCJAX http://t.co/QhJfErumW1
0	 tough day in sun #kitsch#funny @ Costa Teguise Lanzarote http://t.co/3D5qjIyh0z
0	@BFBulletin if @tiggr_ exclude BF3 maps from the poll... I am going to RIOT!! I really want Seine Crossing back :loudly_crying_face: :loudly_crying_face:|I would pay for it!!
1	I love 14 hour shifts  :weary_face::weary_face::weary_face:
1	The whole #Misogyny thing is hanging in there with Women from the right . A cat fight now ?, imagine pulling that on the left #pmlive
1	Yea, yea that's logical. 
0	Over on CBS at noon is #BALvsMIA. FOX has #SEAvsPHI after the #Saints. #NFL
1	So Aaron sorkin goes on @todayshow  to talk about not liking the media talking about Sony hack? Using media to bitch about media? 
0	you have no argument because you're insane|@RBRNetwork1 @Steven_Swenson @TheLexZane @SSGAngle @JoeHilgerman @DanMartin_cards
1	#FergusonRiotTips Remember, the only way ppl listen is if you burn down their stores||#Ferguson #VitoandVito #WAARMedia #tcot #ycot
0	My fingers smell like lavashak :)
0	#notcies #eu Juncker receives birthday surprise: One million signatures opposing TTIP and CETA http://t.co/f3knbTnus8
0	#Forever #Young, Forever  #Out, Forever in #our #hearts. |#RIP #PhillipJoelHughes. @vCricketAU @CricketAus
1	Last day in Naples with my Emma girl! :palm_tree::black_sun_with_rays:#soeasytotakeapicwithatoddler  #19wksandcounting... http://t.co/Xb43RmsXAj
1	Say no more.... #bigclub  http://t.co/ALcQQsASsY
0	@MyzzCryz anytime! Cash is acceptable every where. And can be used toward whatever they want/need.
1	@steigerwaldino Nah, it's better we all act like the North Korean govt and police people's private thoughts. 
0	@haugenma my 7-year-old got it for me! I think Macy's http://t.co/JriDbimgYg
1	Blowing your nose so hard your ears pop is the greatest way to start a Wednesday. 
1	Today's court proceedings, allowing prisoners access to books in England & Wales, surely confirms it's time to limit judicial review. 
1	Yay I love being awake at 5 in the morning :grinning_face::pistol: 
0	Off to a slow start this morning . :weary_face:
1	@MatthewWRossi getting power from wind is so outdated and unsightly, we should be siphoning it directly from the sun by now. 
1	Really looked forward to waking up this early for finals...... 
1	Oh how I love listening to Fox News in the background while opening presents. 
1	Those bad Anonymous and Occupy people did it all because they support white supremacy 
1	@Big6domino @CNN Well that's a completely well reasoned and thought out argument. You've changed my mind!!! #Ferguson 
0	@badassbraeden Yeah no I'm still laughing. It's not even that funny and I'm still laughing
0	@bgracely @Horn_Chris gotta be a joke about tootin a Horn somewhere
0	Gotta go out with him and the third,forth,fifth...wheels.| #WinterThought
1	Cc: @JohnCropp My last tweet. Wayne's World is a great movie. 
0	@nacholeber @SageRosenfels18 zero place for that. when the karma train finds Raiola, I hope it has a full head of steam
0	Earn cash by Posting & Tweeting! |http://t.co/2667mS1bHz ||Get started at http://t.co/GViBiZ4ZsH||#CashForContainers #homebasedbusiness #LOL
1	Oracle on Windows 2000. This should be fun! 
1	last day of classes #trill except finals whoop 
0	YOU blame him for everything else @RBRNetwork1 @1_Free_Man @TheLexZane @Anan_VII @ABPT_Rocket @DrPenisWrinkle @kusun0
1	With dropping oil prices, thank goodness #PMHarper has worked so hard trying to tie our economy to the oil & gas sector.  #cdnpoli
0	when singing along to songs in Korean and there is a part in English, I sing it with a Korean accent. WHY.
0	save your work folks. i'm offically cntrl-alt-deleting this week.
1	I'm glad Andy can tweet all day but not text me back.  #loved 
1	: When some masseuses offer "soothing" massages the way reviewers offer stinging criticisms. #Masseuse=#Reviewer #Massage=#Criticism
0	@PdpNigeria#it shows you that APC is a free and fair party#run by intellectuals#and this is what we call democracy dictatorship#
0	@panndder @MyLittleBloggie @bloisolson How dare you accuse me of being a boomer.
0	Hungry and hungover  #a  #good #day
0	Oi na how am I functioning right now #sleepdeprived
0	@loveeallyy I literally do not know
1	@mahobili @DrAwab What does PTI do apart from whining?  #Youthiacrasy
1	True  http://t.co/38hrutRf0r
1	@eXoAnnihilator @roIIerCosta @KSIOlajidebt tells someone to spell correctly while completely fucking up his tweet 
1	My solo costume so far is Charcoal Grey Bottoms.... making some real progress. 
1	Pay Ghost Soldiers in Iraq & cut pay of US #Military.  #keepyourpromise @SenateDems @Senate_GOPs @thejointstaff http://t.co/353PkrO9yC
1	...but then it started itself and made the Windows noise. So starts this exciting day of mine...! 
0	@sammiecurtis_ me and you are the only ones that love it :smiling_face_with_open_mouth_and_tightly-closed_eyes::father_christmas::party_popper::multiple_musical_notes:
0	In need of a rose winee:wine_glass::wine_glass:
1	Yesterday #PeshawarAttack was a top tag and today the only thing twitter nation seems to be concerned about is #PTIKeptPakFirst 
0	My whole life is just "oh ok".
0	Leg snapped alike a twig and after I completed my front flip I screamed like a hungry newborn baby
0	#succes #it #is  #about #what #we #see #if #we just #keep #hope #and #never #give #up #success #is... http://t.co/bCjdQqzo1k
1	I can already tell today is going to be a wonderful day 
1	@junior_miller @gordonkeith Junior got a rim shot for a 'rim job' joke. 
0	Found out the reason that weekend closer makes my life miserable is because I'm atheist. #hypocrite #atheistproblems #serverproblems
1	Staying #casual #monday #funday  #ootd #fashion #style #allyouneedisstyle #todayimwearing http://t.co/tpuVqw7K4s
0	@QararaRasha so so problematic.. God bless her. It's a shame what've we done to pakistan. :(
1	#TortureReport trending; I wasn't aware J.K. Rowling released her new book. 
1	@patevans @grbj Too Sad... LOCAL NOW!
1	@C_o_r_g_i wtf thanks for saying bye 
1	Ahh gotta love those December electric bills. 
1	 dead? Why is this stupidest of memes still perpetuated?
1	When someone with retrica wali picture complains about how many filters someone has used in their picture to look pretty..
1	Great, I've got a lung infection. This is fun. :/ | #notfun #miserable
1	Jeez it's a lovely morning out!! :dash_symbol::droplet::splashing_sweat_symbol: :thumbs_down_sign:  #Ireland #December
0	@Jaee_ThaPrince I need a spot for my birthday
0	@Redsaint76 I don't think. I know!
1	I love when people leave their smelly shoes in my car. It makes my car smell great! 
1	@sportstalksc what's the rush? His leg is still attached right?  #dr.dabo
1	50 mph winds make a great hair fan for a photo shoot. :smiling_face_with_open_mouth:
1	Gotta love working the day after Christmas  #smellya
1	Is "I have to go...my gelding is struggling with dystocia" a valid excuse...I just want to see the (lack of) reaction #whenyouseeit 
1	.@ChipBrent I love the #gamergate concept of harassing and spamming porn at any critics as proof that you're not a hate group. 
1	The thing I love the most about coming into work early? Having everyone ask me why I'm here so early. Gets me every time.  #annoying
1	Thanks @AirAsia, for nothing. All my family were flying with you from KL to attend my wedding. #everyonecanfly  #AdelaideRouteCancelled
0	@CNN9ja @bbgalad#he didn't know that before putting him there#they all reck our country#PDP clans do not deserve another day even months
0	@kennobish could do with someone making me a hot chocolate right now ahaha
0	me at restaurants: Is there wi-fi?|me at beach: Is there wi-fi?|me at family parties: Is there wi-fi?|me in hell: Is there wi-fi? #wifi
1	Love it when your typing at work and a spider comes out from the keyboard and hangs out between your fingers...  :see-no-evil_monkey:
0	Don't #text and #drive either. http://t.co/OXybfwwWb6 http://t.co/fgOCRS5kre http://t.co/fBpsjk6yyk
1	@JimHumbert @GotNewsDotCom Really?! Unbelievable! U mean he was a Thug & Criminal?  
0	Always gonna be an uphill battle, sometimes I'm gonna have to lose.
1	Today I don't feel like doing anything|
0	http://t.co/TUqXSWNBuP In light of the #Murders of two NYPD Officers inspired by #IcantBreathe should... http://t.co/nMYE90O4in
0	@alewnes7 he def came out the closet on that AND 1 dunk #rudygay
1	People at my school only talk about sex and drugs. So awesome 
1	Perfect time to get really sick  :tired_face::face_with_medical_mask:
1	@nelsonicolee funny 
0	The #hardest thing's  #knowing & #having the #faith to #keep #going http://t.co/qMBU7EEag3
1	Bush 'fully informed' of CIA methods http://t.co/qRvvPVrjVh No?? Really?? Shocking... 
0	Your Jedi mind tricks don't work on me service guy. |Glad I dropped the car off for the oil change instead of Av.
1	I often worry that wealth doesn't  have enough influence in society, so pleased to see this being addressed  http://t.co/2U3PerpZQz
0	@TheView,@WhoopiGoldberg, women say 1 man asltd them, y so long 2 say sumtin? & the young 1s, where the parents? Hotel wit grn ass man? Smh
0	Some "new" vinyl on the turntable tonight. Here's to you Joe. @TheClash #JoeStrummer #Sandinista http://t.co/2N3ZjJZYQo
1	@maxsnape1 who you calling bottle job I'll take teeth. Yeah I'm game mate, at training tonight too, I'll remember your hat 
0	To all those who held back in #2014 start again in #2015 as.. "@SanFranciscoVC: It's never too late to start! http://t.co/01ziUH8myE"
1	i'm so funny 
0	Song of the Day: "Love Like Winter" - A Fire Inside.
1	Thank you OCC for being concerned enough about my safety driving to school to cancel classes.... 
1	Oh sprints I love you  http://t.co/sEW8Im7i0u
0	#WreathAcrossAmerica #Jax it is finnished http://t.co/7TfL9AteCu, #honor #FallenHeros in Jax||http://t.co/OXybfwwWb6 http://t.co/JO0P3X54YU
1	Heading to my nanas place its going to be so fun 
1	Big thanks to my teachers for the FOUR tests I have to take tomorrow #woohoo 
1	Last semester I dropped a class because I had to write a 7pg paper. This semester I've had to write 5 of them 
0	@SonyProUSA its my workhorse, practically glued to my hand https://t.co/6Sa7ggGTxj
1	Prevents blood clots! More like stops blood circulation #SurgicalStockings #attractive  http://t.co/XZuXjZ9qsN
0	Bet that was #limbs in the Sunderland end
1	Thanks Mother nature.. You didn't give us as snow day and now my twitter is filled with people complaining 
1	You know it's going to be a great day when you're Garmin resets itself and you spill some cinnamon down yourself  #slowclap
0	@scottjmcg they are all written out in a gold gel pen waiting! I hate how are relationship consists of twitter messaging  #fulfilling
0	@parisbreedenw You need to, it's an experience to say the least
0	@ParkzTheDon @Neilby70 Johny UR cracking me up on Facebook chatting up my mate :smiling_face_with_open_mouth_and_tightly-closed_eyes::smiling_face_with_open_mouth_and_tightly-closed_eyes::smiling_face_with_open_mouth_and_tightly-closed_eyes:
1	@BIBN2010 Weeeeee! You too! I love that xbox live and playstation network are down due to hackers on Christmas. 
1	$BIDU up 2%. Officially announced Uber stake. $BIDU has market cap of $78.6 billion. Uber should top that in next VC round, right? 
0	Check this out!| so #ugly #christmas #sweater|#ebayipad|http://t.co/Sp5bMZz3T2
1	I just love not being able to sleep..  #sotired
1	"@GarnetNGold22: So PSN and Xbox Live are both down on a day many people get new video games."||North Korean hack? :tired_face:
1	@ClimateGroup Tried to cut and paste a tweet from SA Mining where they got GO Green Consulting ... it's in my timeline. 
1	I seriously loveeeee how much you care 
1	You know what's awesome? When all your gear (sliders, dolly, monitor, etc) gets delivered @ the end of filming.  #somadatBandHandadorama
0	dayumm!! chtis brown is ma maaayuun!!:face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_tears_of_joy: http://t.co/DNgdZhBKuH
0	@BudweiserIndia Now, Tomorrow productivity at work would be hampered. #GetMeToEVC
0	@CraziestSex: Stay faithful or stay single
1	Absolutely love waking up to snow 
0	@DCsportsGrl @DragonflyJonez I believe we have n that's y we SUCK.
0	4. "Yes" was the reply. These are public dollars being used. What's with this lack of transparency around Union Pearson Express? #TOpoli
1	@JoeandEvan @7BOOMERESIASON @cc660 @BoomerandCarton the Jets have pick 6 in the 2015 draft the irony blows my mind!  #NFLDraft
1	@amandakaschube Like I need to be reminded of BP Cup competition dates! 
0	@AntoniaZ @MontgomerySue @torontoist Awesome! And well deserved.
1	@ForexEric @HeidiL_RN @unsavoryagents YES! Vote for SATAN (@HillaryClinton) in 2016!!!! 
0	MORON, no one has ever said a ball is square #STRAWMAN @RBRNetwork1 @rattleduck
0	Your friends will bring you down because they fucked up what they had males & females  me fool !
0	@DollyGarland @garrettaddison: Thats quite an interesting number coz I managed to read only 17 but i will surely make it in #2015.
1	@MarkXA and we know abt the "goal" that (never) crossed the line  #holierthanthou #henryisalegend
1	@DrunkVinodMehta isnt it obvious #Sadhvi case and #Rape cases are 2 different things. You cannot co-relate both thngs to 1 sentence 
1	Aw thanks mother nature. Merry Christmas to you too! 
1	What an eventful day...  :victory_hand:️
0	Day 4 "joyous day" #decemberchallenge #picture speaks for itself #costateguise #beach#peace#2nd home#... http://t.co/1jXB5QCOxO
0	@cwmmate @jimrome No, it isn't. WR's are dime a dozen and completely replaceable. Which is why the Packers won't overspend to retain him.
0	Japan's #Abe #gets #the #mandate #he #wanted #â€" #but  the #recovery he wanted: Japan's Prime Minister Shinzo... http://t.co/Q9NTiflcO5
1	I got tampons!  http://t.co/lnWQtxriUZ
1	For those who CAN hear us, @cbcjones talks about NB Power's record number of outages. 7:13  #transmitterproblems
0	#GlobalWarming would be nice right now if it were only true!||Call #AlGore 2 burn money 4 #Christmas. ||#ＦＯＬＬＯＷ http://t.co/U1fQX3qfH1
0	@kennisibueno You truly are my son.
1	I just love 160 question tests in the morning. 
0	At http://t.co/pMUxNeOvrn -- #Sketch #today #spudshed #fresh #fruit  .only.for.eating #for.drawing.as.well #drawing #Perth
1	@JustinTrudeau Won't our national hockey expert at 24 Sussex Drive join you?? 
0	This is what  looks like, right? http://t.co/WdwI96OWwI
0	Has @CNN @donlemon shown up to speak with #ZemirBegic family yet?
1	"Let's all do only squats and deadlifts until we hurt ourselves" --really really good trainers #fitnessmotivation 
0	#BBC #News -- #Thailand #crown #prince's #wife #resigns #from #royalty. http://t.co/0a1SLM5K5k
0	First photos of the Infiniti Vision GT concept emerge http://t.co/quWYbjWq6V
0	@THEHermanCain Racism is pooled in liberal Democrats. Democrats must foment racism and division to maintain control. Divide and conquer.
1	@AIIAmericanGirI So, this Topless Feminist was just looking for someone to love? 
1	@BaniHillal "i feel bad for the American people, now we should invade their country in kill their children so we can save them" 
1	I'm such a good friend...  http://t.co/c1sNYAVVDp
1	@Bad_Cat_ Wow, that is just so funny... 
1	Just flossed and then ate right after #inconvenient 
0	@CopperBronzed No reasons given. Some waited expecting a call but only found they were not chosen from media announcement
0	@edryden33 ill see if I can :winking_face:
0	Sysdig Cloud - The Fascinating World of Linux System Calls < reminds me of my Solaris dtrace days in early 2000's http://t.co/e3YYx07tgQ
0	I really need to get my nails and eyebrows done tomorrow :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes: been slacking on that  #cool :nail_polish::face_with_no_good_gesture::information_desk_person:
0	@MrMindMiracle One of those obvious when you see it but oh so clever ideas!! Glad you approved!
0	replurks acatholicprayer: Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God, have mercy on me, a sinner! #Catholic #prayer http://t.co/SkDTy78y3k
1	I bet its warmer in Nova Scotia today! #frio #cold #freezing #costadelsol   #IloveCanada
1	BBC News - New Forest road safety campaign donkey killed by car http://t.co/Ft5VPVZCU0 
0	Suppose I best move my arse to the #gym. Anything to put off wrapping presents :confused_face::wrapped_present: #christmas #chore
0	Thanks for the AWESOME support on our #instagram page. Much appreciated. http://t.co/CShfJo0TqO #women #motivation #rolemode
0	I adapted the Snoopy comic for academic paper submission :P Reviewer 2 is the stuff of nightmares! http://t.co/KPGul80o2g
1	Kind of love how I got a voicemail from my seat neighbor wondering where I was yet they constantly sell their ticket & I never ask 
0	Happy new year to meeeee... http://t.co/ZLtXiVB7qH
0	@nfullers98 Georgia's nativity play in the morning too..
1	Sanjay Dutt asks for parole to meet his wife whereas other husbands want parole from their wives but there no body exist to grant it.|
0	Who's eating everything on the table for Noche buena? :happy_person_raising_one_hand::happy_person_raising_one_hand::happy_person_raising_one_hand::happy_person_raising_one_hand::happy_person_raising_one_hand::happy_person_raising_one_hand::happy_person_raising_one_hand::happy_person_raising_one_hand::happy_person_raising_one_hand::happy_person_raising_one_hand::happy_person_raising_one_hand::happy_person_raising_one_hand::happy_person_raising_one_hand::happy_person_raising_one_hand::happy_person_raising_one_hand::happy_person_raising_one_hand::happy_person_raising_one_hand::happy_person_raising_one_hand::happy_person_raising_one_hand::happy_person_raising_one_hand::happy_person_raising_one_hand::happy_person_raising_one_hand:
0	Let's get another big win VOLS bball and keep it going..#VolNation #BeatNCState
0	You can spit on a rose but it's still a rose.  #contempt    #mockery
1	@iPhoneTeam if you don't want to upgrade your iOS or keep many pictures, yeah it's great 
0	@nine_oh ****ALERT**** PLEASE CHANGE THIS.... ITS  ME>>> #NowPlaying Relentlezz @WHATCHAKNO  - Who I Be :: Tune In: http://t.co/MV7gJcM7l3
1	Half the world is starving, the other half is struggling to lose weight! | #SickWorld
0	@nfullers98 I liked .. Don't regret anything that made you smile... Ha ha
0	dats how u kno its winter http://t.co/UwvIqcpH8K
1	I like creepy guys that ask me random questions at swic 
1	Someone stop Obama! USA only should have relations with human rights loving nations like Saudi Arabia. Not terrorist Cuba! #Cuba 
0	Watch father and not his daughter FUCK http://t.co/6P9bzfNgPq #Old+Young #father #and 
1	@SportMajor No, voting somebody in because they're from Latvia is way more important than voting for the best players. 
1	Marvin Lewis clearly thinks very highly of Johnny Football  #norespect @amicsta
1	Finals Week is draining my body so much that it's ruining my life in other places. Lovely... 
1	About to write my math final really excited  #somethingrandom http://t.co/by8fVYYyZR
0	just pulled up to school for the first time in my life in a good mood only to find out it doesnt start for another 2 hours   #BLESSED
1	Dragging her feet, smacking her lips,and scowling at the empty street while screaming into the phone!...such grace.!:white_frowning_face:
0	I have to say that Misty with Johnny Mathis is one of my favourites http://t.co/hBQIl5KmQe
1	@DJNoreenKhan @iHaroonRashid the only scary Bollywood film I've watched is Bhootnaath 
0	Read at http://t.co/HbeAb2hklW the news '#Middle #East #updates #/ #Assad: #US-led #airstrikes  #serious #or #efficient'
1	Love working hard trying to fix other people's fuck ups 
1	Went neck deep in a swamp today so that was fun  #chilly
0	And that's a wrap for 2014 shows kiddies. Ending in the Berkshires. #BoseL1Model2.
0	Gonna need K-State to play a little better but loving seeing this team in action with beckthies http://t.co/8ofONvoqcN
0	http://t.co/ujGpP2LgaL #AnalQueenAlysa #Four Four girls, a lot of drinks and a few strap-on&#8230; that&#8217;s&#8230;
1	Nothing like waiting at an airport. #youcanthearit 
1	I love my customers #annoying#stoptalking
1	@Crackmacs @OpChemtrails better bust out my aluminum hat!!!!  #chemtrailsdontexist #growup
0	just one of those nights :pensive_face:
1	@Suuism why? university always helping 
1	That one time I didn't feel in over my head. 
1	@drapermark37 @susanbnj We must be tolerant and embrace the peaceful Islamic faith, Muslims are our peaceful brothers 
1	Today I'll lecture on CRM investments & shareholder value ... So excited ....  :smirking_face: I'm sleepy :sleeping_face:
1	can't wait for the 3:30 hour drive back home.    #betarocks15
1	Left my lunch at home. Swansea canteen outdoing themselves with this generous and well priced portion of food  http://t.co/jn7Kff2K18
1	@STLguy1 Oh that sounds like a great plan.  @6Strong8 @KingDSeals
1	Double standards are always a fun thing 
0	It #has  been #seen www.monstermmorpg. com since. parados by #MonsterMMORPG #bean
0	Maybe 2 different proposals! The girl is wearing different shoes and the guy is wearing a different coat. @cjsinner @onecolleen
1	So far today I burned my tongue on my coffee. Saw a dead guy on the freeway and chipped the windshield in the truck #gonnahaveagoodday 
0	Ceeeeebz work, allow dat ting fam
0	Had no sleep and have got school now  happy:pouting_face:
1	love, love, love how the left side of my face is swollen.  :pouting_face::loudly_crying_face:
1	@SkySportsNewsHQ nice to see you admit your errors   slightly different from your earlier stats for 2014! @TeamAndo180
0	there are things we are made to go through  to harm us but to given us a lesson to teach to someone weaker
1	@Giraffe737 the good old days! 
0	Mirror mirror on the wall, when will I find happiness?
1	That's always a great way to boost self-esteem 
0	I'm pretty sure I have a snowman problem.
1	Watching my grandparents and my parents pay all these bills, really excites me for the future. -___- 
1	Yeah nice hair babes  :face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_tears_of_joy: http://t.co/8fxZpZW8qu http://t.co/Wi36fjE5EX
0	@AlTruda73 @TMJ4Steve Didn't Carolina beat Tampa Bay? the picks sheet has TB winning.
0	@DeformedCircus I guess not. Stop insulting me.
0	Tripped over my own feet three times in the hall #soclumsy
1	I feel like crap today. So instead of Redbull I'm drinking something healthy. #NewYearNewMe  #TotallyStillGoingToDrinkTheRedbull
1	About to fuck up this Media exam  #actuallyihopeso
0	#almajmoua participating in the 4th #CSR forum #lebanon #togetherwegrow -for-profit #microfinance #supporting... http://t.co/81OfgusdMC
0	whoever runs Yeovil Town FC twitter account should be fired. their starting line up looks like a mxit fantasy league team
1	...A teen named Bud Weisser was arrested by cops for breaking into a St. Louis party store...http://t.co/AxejCevQ1e
1	@firstpostin At the same length, we should not forget about the fundamental communal sanghi Hindu fanatic RSS in our backyard. 
1	"@kmrheadlines: Electricity generated in Kashmir can illuminate whole India: PM" but it's only not illuminating #Kashmir 
1	@sidney483 A British world champion in one of the most demanding & popular sports on earth. Yeah, of course I'm being sarcastic. 
1	at least... I've got spine, cause I can feel the pain in my back. #thinkpositive|
1	#mondaymorning pouring rain and i am singing 'the most wonderful time of the year' as i walk to the office 
1	hahahaha... 'Best Asian Style' went to the group of pretty boys ALL wearing blacks suits with a tie/bow. HOW STYLISH.  #2014MAMA
1	Why is paper so sharp? Someone should put a ban on paper!  #liberalmentality
0	@TehnDiamond Jonah hill is funny,kevin hart,will smith,jim carrey, Sacha Baron Cohen,
0	#Arizona #Court #Of #Appeals #Decides  #To #Retry #Milke: Thursday the Arizona Court of Appeals ordered a lower... http://t.co/FfXzPEAEtM
1	I doubt this week could get any better. 
0	Damned if you do... http://t.co/iAJmWD7Yta #communication #truth  via @TheM3Blog
0	I should get out of bed now lol
0	Some are really loving the criticism on Zoella. Let it rest, please. I wonder what you would do for some £££. 
0	@Mhabs15 I'll bring it to work. The hoops one is a hit http://t.co/d8oY6uctMf
1	@SkySports transfer fund of £250,000 is given to .... Nottingham Forest a team with a transfer embargo.  
1	Galliani already jumping into the changing room, likely discovered what Seedorf told him all along ... same thing Pippo is saying now 
0	@AlexStearnCom Hey Alex, thanks for the support. My FB page is : https://t.co/9CaCW9cY7i|Blessings and success to you.
1	people speaking of law to protesters who are fighting for justice themselves...  #ModelTownNotForgotten #PAT #PTI #GoNawazGo
1	Ohh he can climb a rope? Just like every other commando? Super talented.  #TakeMeOut
1	probably going to fail tomorrow yayy  #GlobalArtistHMA #MTVStars One Direction
1	@willbrooker feeding your own flesh and blood/making an alley way smell terrible = same, same.  #90ssarcasm #thesun #thingsthatarewrong
0	Is sleeping medication like Ambien any better for you? RT @TIME: This is what alcohol does to your sleep http://t.co/ueUn8oFiCk
0	Einstein would be amused about Strider jumping around in time
1	love is bliss... 
0	Last day in #Riga! #self #finnishgirl #businesswoman  @ PK Riga Hotel http://t.co/3Svv5QciFq
1	Well my mornings going very nicely:smiling_face_with_smiling_eyes: 
1	Sad I don't have a Christmas jumper, thanks @Missguided for your super fast delivery :thumbs_up_sign: 
1	I love waking up at 4am everyday and then running 5 miles.. favorite part of the Army :) 
0	#Germany -- #ECB's #Weidmann #says #German #2015 #growth #may #be #better #than #expected. http://t.co/gxFSC1mQy5 via @reuters
0	A deal was negotiated between @Metrolinx & GTAA. That deal was is hidden & built into the pricing of #UPX tix. Why all the secrecy? #TOpoli
1	@shaunrmcgregor yup it must be good to be ivy league Educated because it does alot of good 
0	We live in such a small world these days - the #LAFire is a story at the end of the Australian news @ABCNews24
0	One from her please *cries* http://t.co/z0Yt6Dax7s
1	Loving life. 
1	he was half of what she deserved, yet he was all that she ever wanted ,,,, 
0	@amy99314 @haleemak_ A protest is not peaceful if its forcefully stopping me to earn my livelihood.
1	Most useful algorithm I've learned in class so far is finding a substring by using the fast fourier transform 
1	Shakespeare is great  :face_with_no_good_gesture::pistol:
1	Where you our #ShamiWitness now?  |"@Dannymakkisyria: The gunman is also said to be monitoring social media activity #sydneysiege"
1	@RMaybo another case of away the lads  or to put it in song tell me why we don't do north london !! #TyneWeirSunday
1	@2ANow  you were decrying a hate crime against a Bosnian man & now you're back to your same old game, inciting hate torwards Muslims.
1	"@mmsevents: #OneloveFestival Sat 20 Dec. Table bookings: R800 includes 1 bottle, 12 mixers..." Uh-oh I smell so much  it's lovely!
0	@f_fizzle did you get fat on your honeymoon?
1	#hannity says "Obama has been indoctrinated into a rigid ideology." 
1	Lol my timehop guy though.  http://t.co/OdljZGV4VM
1	@stephen__tommy and yeah I set it at 130 not 150 because overworking your rookie pitchers is totally okay 
1	 Putin praising Constitutional Court for defending against 'arbitrary action on the part of the government http://t.co/8WDrILv4CP
1	I couldnt help myself.. I am a bad person...  http://t.co/bmdJcrFmgI
1	I love watching liverpool truly inspiring 
0	I added a video to a @YouTube playlist http://t.co/QbcCGhdoIe Modere Beauty Box Review + Giveaway
0	Off to search for a Christmas gift for my dad bc procrastination :wrapped_present:
0	I have to say... I'm really excited about Brendan Fraser's birthday tomorrow. #BrendanFraserBirthdayBash
1	That's me, the infamous pepper shaker replacer. 
0	Save Manage & Make Money - Join for $99 make $600 #Discounts #Vacations and more http://t.co/6mTjJ6i7Nf
1	Lol at the #EatenAlive show. if that's the name of the show gotta do it not quit cause the snake was hurting his arm. #goodtv  #garbage
1	CIA report highlighting the stark differences b/t the present & former administrations' approach to nat'l security. 
0	You guys seriously need to try this game https://t.co/wyUHZBcRWj #BananaBonanza
1	@JColeNC thanks for noticing me 
1	Well, weekend is over!|Now it's #TwitterTime again :D|Have a nice monday!|
0	So glad to be off work
0	@adambelz @lee_osp @Vruno whenever I write anything with the word "immigration" in it, I'm happy if there's back-and-forth.
0	@kemmerinB I'm gunna sit here and 
1	@Chxta They were probably, contracted to work for free. 
1	@XFINITY yay another outage in less than 8 hours. Keep up the good work! 
0	A very happy birthday to @sillybrendan - we'll be toasting in your honor tonight. @brad4word @Case4Cleveland
0	I literally have plans every night my entire vacation.
1	Kevin Durant with 23pts on 8-13 shooting, has this nigga been inefficient since he came. 
1	I always look super cute when guys come to fix stuff in the condo 
0	@lkoch99 Wow, neat! & a nice mini tour of Belfast as well. I think you should have asked for one of these for Xmas, Larry!
0	#New#color#new#beginning#new#goals#dont#giveup#never#life#should#be#easy @ skdar http://t.co/bzmXE0K98i
0	@RandBall gotta hand it to them, really. :clapping_hands_sign::clapping_hands_sign::clapping_hands_sign:
1	@JeremyCee @oldmanebro thank God for Kanye giving these unknowns some help. 
1	Good thing I'm scared of clowns and my kindergarten teacher was dressed as one today. :expressionless_face: 
1	LUV when my hair is frozen :smiling_face_with_open_mouth: 
0	#Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle: Whatever you study you also change. #JurassicParkTheLostWorld #JurassicWorld #BreakingBad 
1	Glad I'm up at 1am 
0	@quiksilverindia A cool look and a cool mind is all you need to party all night. |#QuiksilverGoesSupersonic http://t.co/e1YA69hkNC
0	Hope Tulisa doesn't get a job back on #xfactor next year
1	Soccer game should be fun today...:face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_tears_of_joy: 
0	@salgovernale I know it was you Fredo. You broke my heart!
1	Just realized I haven't watched this weeks episode of Degrassi.  I "eventually" get around to it.  
0	https://t.co/13AvCYdxs6|Shop now  in the MALLS! TAKE YEARS OFF YOUR SKIN! SEACRET Minerals from the Dead Sea!!!  https://t.co/MIF1TIkZNa
1	@melleegee it'll be ok, just get your TA to fix it!! 
0	@RachelReevesMP @WOWpetition ,. #coalition fit for purpose.#Labour can and will sort it.
0	Why am I wide awake right now..:face_without_mouth:
1	@51allout Kohli showing all the guts of Scooby Doo. #CaptainCourageous 
0	@WiseManSi: Your opinions don't affect me. I'm going to keep living my life.
0	That was one long walk :ok_hand_sign::ok_hand_sign::ok_hand_sign: #GoMe http://t.co/liRaGZvLyF
1	Work Christmas Eve and Christmas Day.. Can't wait! 
1	"@wecameashailee: 10 HOUR CAR RIDE AND I CANT SLEEP IN CARS YAYAAYAYAYAYAY. " have fun bff!
1	@ExcuseMySarcasm Oh no, I've tipped Gamergates hand. Now you know our end game! 
1	#latergram with thegoldcoin. Classes done, research is not. #gradschool #basic #blessed ... http://t.co/1kEoWZw7NZ
1	I've changed gazilion times the #java configuration NOT to check for updates. It's nice that every five minutes asks me for an update! 
0	http://t.co/OoDCAadwux #TeenAnalCasting #Alice Alice and Dana -TLW 3X05 Part 2
1	Halfway thorough my workday ... Woooo 
0	Don't think for a second I'm out to drown your memory, you ain't worth the whiskey
1	Youve got to just love the efficiency @usps two-day service!  #7DayService #prioritymail #hahahaha http://t.co/oQsqUAo5a9
0	@inthisdimension @2AFight No, it's secured by the Cartels so that they can charge huge sums of money for illegals to cross into the US.
1	One of my favourite things about going to fanshawe is walking to the Z building 
0	@ManuclearBomb what is your argument? 1/$12.5 for Butler > 2/$17 for Morales?
1	@MorganKIRO7 Those "waves" are epic!  He he
1	@CNN too bad CNN can't conceive their own story. #truth #news ?   #hypocrite #expose  #fake #exposed2014 #boycott #sponsors
0	i would tell ya, but you just wouldn't understand...:heart_with_arrow:
1	just dropped my new single||it's me||i'm single 
0	Can't even explain how excited I am for tomorrow. :hundred_points_symbol::basketball_and_hoop:
0	@TheSpinDoctor Of all the Spice Girls, you'd pick her?!
0	Have you gotten your tree yet? Xmas tree nail wraps available at http://t.co/V9UbrHo8iF #nailwraps #nailart ... http://t.co/ft4T8E03c2
0	Welsh devolution? How's this for starters... http://t.co/47moRb9jPr
1	Can always #countonmother to impart #wordsofkindness. Especially on a special day! !!
1	I'm glad H & M has employed enough staff today.  #nohelp #terrible
1	Aaaaaaaaand we're back in the ER. Hooray for no sleep! 
1	Why YES! Of course I use  a lot in my day....because violence is illegal.
1	My dads letting me drywall with him for Christmas. Just what I always wanted. 
0	 feeling well
1	http://t.co/xMzzKi6kn6 << This should be Christmas number 1! #accounting  #absolutetosh
0	#Italy -- #Cabinet #approves #first #planks of #Renzi's #labour #reform. http://t.co/IYhgKBCoks via @reuters
1	, on the Same day, the 50th anniversary of the #FreeSpeechMovement, a brave critic, was abandoned by our conformist #Press.
0	I really need to shoot something soon.
1	@MBCompanyMan Also, I would not that my tone was joking, though it's difficult to properly convey that in a Tweet. 
0	Do you like quality #dancemusic? Go to http://t.co/caSQNIO8Ka for some great FREE downloads #UK #NightClub> @biggrooverecord
0	@MagicManRAW @YankeesWFAN you don't know a damned thing about baseball, do you?
1	Yes it is much more logical to support criminals & attack police officers for protecting life & property. #HandsUpDontShoot 
0	@JeffersonLake Are they going for the very original plans now?
1	@Shaneonair large companies don't pay tax and get away with it.individuals who don't pay get locked up or fined. 
0	@superaielman @Parlett316 the upper deck definitely seemed like Philly South.
1	Getting my midterm back was such a great start to my day  #badday
0	.@Moz @randfish Woot woot! Whiteboard Friday's are my favorite Friday activity!
1	Life requires one to be strong at different times. I wear my red briefs over my pants. U just need a lil lust to see 'em. #TooMuch 
0	@KelseyDPeterson @Get_Merked22 I can sign you in as my guest....
0	@SqueezeMy_Lemon @RealSports @MapleLeafs @TORHABSFAN well played Matt. Well played.
1	Wheres the rodgers in brigade 
0	@blissfulbrann holy fuck, those lyrics fit so good to the movie Interstellar! #chills #freakyfriday
0	Porygon2 #are  found in the www.monstermmorpg. com #wild. bulbiest follow @MonsterMMORPG #working
0	!! @DatWaveMagazine #2n1Edition @Marvelousuk @MAZIMONTANA @skinny49 http://t.co/oRT6ZYfGhx
0	@Yagu4Mp Lol I reckon. Was all in jest. I hope.
0	Today is just not my day :pensive_face:
0	@timdobbsphoto Because we need an excuse to pop it open! My dream is McDonalds and Grand Cru. #ChampagneExcuses
1	Experts Doubt North Korea Hacked Sony « CBS Dallas / Fort Worth http://t.co/2xIWLuFeGE #hacker #hacked 
0	@ceddamack The Raiders are. I guess we'll see how things play out tonight.
1	Oh hello flu! Thank you for fooling me in thinking you were gone! I missed you so much!  #flu #yaay
1	The word "#Trust" coming out of the mouths of #Holder or #Obama is just rich with  and #hypocrisy. #IRS #racebaiters
1	When you show your valid 16-25 railcard and shes charges you full price anyway. Great service from Tamworth  @LondonMidland
1	suddenly w-wada  http://t.co/lwdLPpuDSj
0	Sailing-|×|#me #selfie #ootd  #cool  #cute #girl #tumblr #black #style #rock #punk #vsco... http://t.co/sDn3W9Kqvk
1	A romantic candlelit dinner for two would cost less if you switched the lights on -  ESKOM pic from the 1990's http://t.co/cxnIdmB3qn
0	@Rickmayhem @dearmothica accordng 2 lawyrs, evidence supported both sides, could hav supportd many differnt scenarios, warranting indictment
0	The fans needs to be heard tho RT @cupcake78318778: @Sum4uckingMoney @jonso4tindo WENGER WILL NEVER QUITT.SORRY LADS. FOR FEW YEARS..
0	My prayers have been answered WE OUT
1	Fully charged my #Anker portable charger...it lasted 1/2 an hour.  Awesome #Fail
1	As if i need more water in my pasture. 
0	It's the crackhead uncle of the HBCU family "@_KKoolPoINtz_: Every HBCU in Alabama looks at Alabama State sideways lmao!"
1	No response always seems to attract response. The ! #aintnobodygottimeforthat
1	Girls who can rock this thang~ #PrincipalSwag  http://t.co/5eCiip7D3j
0	And my christmas shopping is done.
1	@FoulNecromancer lol how and what is a cthulhu ?? Funny autocorrect so helpful 
0	My son is so thoughtful he loves taking snacks for the class.# always thinking of others #raising him right  selfish
1	A 21 year old (whatever age you are IDGAF) acting like an immature little @#$%& in public? Yup you're a classy one.  #SoNotClassy
0	Update! Punt an Ostrich ? http://t.co/rtw7QI7n2V January 2, 2015 via @TheM3Blog
1	Hiding in plain sight. By #MichaelBeerens (http://t.co/EJaFcMsIrA) #graffiti #streetart  http://t.co/T3kvGtDBO9
0	@KmbSmile @MyLittleBloggie when did you get so cynical, Karna!?!?
1	Today is awesome 
0	@carlscards nm, I'm silly and didn't see the website.
1	Heh, and fat, too. #ShotsFired 
1	"@Braaanchy14: Love randomly waking up at 5:43 am " me everyday multiple times :unamused_face::unamused_face:
1	Christmas shopping on 2hrs sleep is going to be fun!!!!! 
0	Stay tuned for drunk videos of my mom
1	The  of #American #protesters calling for an end to #RacialProfiling while holding signs referencing " #BlackPeople " | #ICantBreathe
0	#sup#twitter#sorry#i#talking#alot#so#i#thort#i#sould#just#say#hi
1	You really know how to treat a girl 
0	http://t.co/NA81q6lLGp #SchoolSystem Update #Textbook Lies to support #Evolution theory. #Tco... http://t.co/UERNS7uCoM
1	This chap seems to be a bit of an over sexed out going extrovert ... Must be his overly masculine voice and demeanor.  
1	"They bombarded out country"  #immigration @BBCr4today
1	Soooo deep  #narrowminds #stopwatchingthenews #andstoppreachingoffyoutube http://t.co/kEcp9We6yA
1	@TheOtherRosie  I'm really big supporter of #lawenforcement. Like Sheriff Clarke said, it's all theatrics. #Ferguson @foxandfriends
0	Feels like we been playing against the refs most games. That was a clean Wall block that the refs took away. Ugh.
0	Ed Sheeran smashing out his tunes on the Victoria's Secret catwalk. Ginger legend!
0	@sharna_woodcock well the pain isn't makin me feel sick anymore so:thumbs_up_sign:be all better for the big fella :father_christmas::wrapped_present:
0	there is no such thing as "racists" because there's only ONE race, HUMAN @RBRNetwork1 @Dolphin__Man @TheOldBreed1775 @jus1314tin @CoutoPanda
0	4 days left to enter @MyFairDaily & @Kallie_E @ErinCondren planner #giveaway http://t.co/jglyhsMWiY Enter to win! #bbloggers #lbloggers
0	Walking down the mall in front of a group of guys and hear "even the momma got it" Jesus lol everyone loves polly
0	I'm okay with snow, but sleet #howaboutno|:face_screaming_in_fear:
1	Please instagram all your xmas presents I'm dying to see them  #nobodycares
1	Patrick Kielty hosting Radio 2's Comedy Awards... 
1	#instacraze  #addiction :face_with_stuck-out_tongue_and_winking_eye: at http://t.co/12RgzDqOR3
0	#ECB #pondering #how #best #to #act,  #whether ...: ECB pondering how best to act, not whether ... Reuters – 19... http://t.co/ve282x8yGy
1	World's greatest wars can be won with mind. Invincible is the one going on within mind. #lifequotes  #copycatsays
1	I love seeing a guy go 50 and texting in a school zone, #soproud  #gpabdrivers
0	@sollyakhtar @OK_Magazine @Nikki_Grahame1 #whoISshe LOLOL !!
0	I can't waitlove#this#is#love#and#you#cAn#tell#me#how#much#this#is#gonna#last#beth#rip#twd#forever#bae... http://t.co/HGOILGoFoS
0	Main issue with the walking dead- you forget to breathe when you're watching. So bloody good #WalkingDead
0	@BowlerBarrister I'll be a bit sweaty by the time I get to you!
0	@sethedel @FisolaNYDN Until he becomes the most loved athlete in his new city.
0	It's too early to be awake! :confounded_face:
0	Wassup buddy....hows everything. ..will look for you "@EduMkareThaDj: @IamNickRwigi boss kupotea nayo..Acha hizo #notcool bro "
1	.@ThatNeilGuy Isn't it great how all those ppl have done a public mea culpa since that didn't happen? 
1	My teacher just gave me an "I feel sorry for you look" I must look really adorable... 
1	 :-|Gifted by the God|Improved with Skills| #KarmicThought #WiseWord
1	@honestfandom oh mature girls 
1	@dohanews they can use white/maroon xmas trees :) 
1	Sure Staff... Now Hiring.  http://t.co/HDgfxG7elF
1	Love working and be exhausted all the time 
1	I hate when random people get in the hot tub with me #favthings  https://t.co/RsjUcgRhJv
0	 just our problem - The Express Tribune http://t.co/KmDQn0IZ3P
0	Si Ms. Educ hehehe clear my ignorance :smiling_face_with_heart-shaped_eyes::face_with_tears_of_joy:
0	#SteveHarvey worships #Obama b/c he doesn't research, then calls every1 else ignorant. #Fuck this guy. http://t.co/4ENfDvU4hN  #Idiot
1	Can't wait to see all the ig pics of people bragging about what they got  #noonegivesafuck
1	330am benedryl runs for an allergic reaction to a drug which literally saves millions of lives every year. #yippee #happiness 
0	Quizfreak http://t.co/Xh84TdHpoc #proud #Brummie over here xxx
1	Just submitted my final paper of the semester. It's only a make-it or break-it on whether I pass the class. No big deal. :expressionless_face::thumbs_down_sign: 
1	Pediatric Grand Rounds on statin therapy and the dyslipidemia of obesity. Breakfast on offer is 2 grand platters of donuts. 
1	Me: my stomach is upset.| My stomach: I AM MORE THAN UPSET! 
0	@TheHockeyNews @THNRyanKennedy not bad for a kid from Az. Hockey doesn't work in the desert. 
0	Ohio State putting it #OnWisconsin ... No match.
1	Love it when you can see people have read you facebook private message but they just don't reply 
0	I need new boots for my birthday.. And by new boots I mean like 3 or 4 pairs :smiling_face_with_open_mouth_and_smiling_eyes::smiling_face_with_open_mouth_and_smiling_eyes: #ineednewboots #boots
1	The ever so caring @rupertmurdoch gets to see the siege ending first. Great journalism. 
0	@lb_southwark Why don't you Tarmac all the speed humps in The Cut in 1 go instead of bit by bit as the brickwork disintegrates!|:rocket:Science
1	Go go Power Rangers! #f2xmasparty  http://t.co/A8xOlFt1ub
1	What a good way to start the New Year..|
1	Sitting in this hall is fun!!:unamused_face: 
0	Rodgers needs to go man , didn't think I would ever say it but he has bought some shit players there  #good #enough
0	#Bit #Chair #Comfy #Mind #Nope  #ikea #decor|Please RT: http://t.co/Ltwy7dhZFf http://t.co/D0TaUm1HuH
0	I think #Stars are just the most gorgeous things in this world :sparkles:
0	@fuegalove: @princessTAYLER: Me and Cam Newton will be engaged by the end of this year just wait on it lmao" BYYER FOOLISHA"<<good night
0	Lady in red :heavy_black_heart:️:sparkles::kiss_mark::princess::dancer:|#ootd #im #the #mom  #the #godmother #lol #athenakairalyn #baptism #love... http://t.co/2RSoEHSV0B
0	@Steeeneer @TMZ I know,  right?  Not like the LAPD have anything better to do. This ain't a distraction or nothing.|
0	#Law&OrderSVU where rappers go to act
1	I always LOVED that my family was the last one to open presents 
1	Of course I'm not nervous, I'm hyperventilating for fun. 
0	@660News We ll take that bad at all
0	@GazTheGooner84 Haha go to Icelands x
1	I just love it when my knee clicks :smiling_face_with_open_mouth_and_smiling_eyes:  :unamused_face:
1	@LexGrayWAVY @WAVY_News "Unity we stand" all white people. 
1	@HuffingtonPost Who France? Impede free market capitalism? Socialists? No... not France... #shocker  #Uber rocks. Suck it France.
0	#finalsweekgotmelike Ugh. Make it stop. #finals #finalsweek #EWU http://t.co/eYYoDV2aNV
1	2 a.m. trips to Walmart for mess are always fun. 
1	@TNADixie @IMPACTWRESTLING @DestAmerica Fuck yeah! 600 more viewers! 
0	@zenzontlee A lot of ingredients. More specifically.... Like a lot a lot
1	So glad y'all can be awesome now.. 
0	@lilybird @lindasays do you wanna cry? That's how you cry. Omg
0	@JOJEHARVEY @matthewtcouch oh aye, I'll give you that ; )
1	Always nice when a 40 year old man you don't know calls you pretty 
0	@chris_steller @RandBallsStu I expected some sort of apple quip but that's why you guys do the jokes and I do the news tbh
0	@mpolz_25 mostly LRS stores, just depends on who gets what. I'd say I tend to split between @CascadiaLIQ & @metroliquor_uni
1	Extending trade and not telling the people about the extended trade. Best idea ever! 
1	NYPD blog: http://t.co/TJP2KAP9du  Don't you feel safe and protected?  #ICantBreathe
0	My professors moustache is so uneven, Mohstash would be ashamed right now
1	No reply day! I mean, week!|#Happiness 
1	Up all night took 4 hour nap I'm ready for work 
0	@TMcCarthy34 Can you come shovel my driveway? You owe me for helping you become the man you are today. #givingback
0	My life on a daily basis  #notreally #lcsbeauty #followme #lblogger http://t.co/Gb7WECItTD
1	wow they seem to be so turnt 
0	@billisFPS you are sleeping? Wake up the next AC game has been leaked!!!!! #ACVictory http://t.co/oEyqK4fa0g
0	Heaven help the fool who did her wrong
1	I hate plane rides but I wanna go to so many different countries 
1	oh lord!  RT @popularmsem: RT @ShockingFactsz: Before becoming an actor, Tom Cruise wanted to be a Catholic priest.
1	Not a fun day for my mouth... Two teeth rebonded, one reengaged, and now I get to have my wisdom teeth out #soexcited 
0	Ummm can I please have @KipMooreMusic for Christmas?! Dang he looks great tonight. Why did I not go to this thing tonight?
1	yet another rainy goshen concert night:umbrella_with_rain_drops::violin: #surprised 
1	Write hundred tweets on Kejriwal every day and then go on to declare that he is irrelevant when it comes to Indian politics! 
0	Sinking my teeth in to why the SPS failed in VT
1	While politicians are busy in scuffles #PakArmy is doing their job yet maligned  "@peaceful_h:Salute 2 PAKARMY http://t.co/XZje4FxCLf"
1	@teemysbosworth yay!!!! It works  #HateWhenThingsDontWorkRight
1	idk what I love more how cold my western civ class is or western civ. 
0	Are you excited for the new #Blackberry #Classic #smartphone? Check out this article by @engadget: http://t.co/k4FId6DpR4
0	 going http://t.co/LBB7vzV6yx
0	@seanmendes69 on stage at #flzjingleball at the @amaliearena in #Tampa #iheartradio http://t.co/zcptj6S5qn
0	Alright who was dreaming about me last night because I could not for the life of me fall asleep http://t.co/AqyWHaBsjA
1	isnt it the best when youre really tired then when you finally get in bed youre wide awake? I LOVE IT 
1	Travel and tourism this morning.My favourite lesson whoooo 
0	 3 But 350 Girl Friends - #DrAmbarish- Upcoming Movies http://t.co/oxVfdavXl4
0	@jtomase @alexspeier Can we bring back Youkilis? Remember when 30 year old Youk charged mound & 19 year old Porcello dropped him? #RedSox
0	"@HIM_88: AMAZING. I love this team. They scrap and always find a way! 15-6" <-- indeed. #dcRising
0	@iamgiant would wear this #proudly... size #NZ hahaha
1	San Diego is amazing and I'm never coming home 
1	My favorite part of dislocating my shoulder is now being able to feel it roll  around in the socket 
1	Successful morning doing my essay...  #ChristmasShopping
0	Knock knock #sketchy #dignity #smile #funtimes #brotherskeeper #whosonfirst #holiday #shenanigans... http://t.co/JFPPE1PMsP
0	Gah! Desperately trying to bust this cold!
1	Yay! More worthless Windows 8.1 updates. Computer still never sleeps/hibernates on its own. #fixit #fail #Microsoft 
1	@raeraeduke  your application is already filled up waiting for you to turn 21
0	#MIley #Cyrus #Is  #The #Bad #Influence – Sources Say Patrick Schwarzenegger Is!: Miley Cyrus has been dating... http://t.co/JVzDU6PRtf
0	Just watched the last ever one tree hill. I'm an emotional wreck and it's not even 9 o'clock
1	Makes perfect sense to get mad about something that happen 4+ years ago. 
0	Are we too young to understand
1	@C_DLord @C_CWilson1 Lovely on Carnoustie beach this morning...| #soggybreeks
0	If this year wld be filled w all these rainy days it wont be so cool a cool way to start e year
0	http://t.co/dPkkL6CjP5 #Landlord collects #Rent from #HoneyBees in #BeeHive ... #Bee #Honey #ItalianBees http://t.co/zpdngFWtJh
1	I only bought a few people gifts this year :flushed_face::flushed_face::flushed_face::flushed_face:  http://t.co/dCNW7tTApn
1	Well done @tesco for making it possible to get emergency messages to a member of staff. 
1	Now I remember why I buy books online @WaterstonesMK #servicewithasmile 
1	@SP_EnergyPeople I see your response time on your DM's is as good as your phone lines.. just no hold music. Legendary service guys.
1	thanks for clearing everything up Koenig  #serialbrady
1	That moment when #BabyBoomer next to you philosophize about the lacking #communication skills of #GenerationY ->  #NewWayToCommunicate
1	@STN_Airport your busy staff  standing about when people queue #joke http://t.co/IS904hBqnK
1	#Dallas #traffic I sure missed you!  @ Downtown Dallas Traffic http://t.co/ryHS7wiLb7
0	i.e. cutting gov't spending, as Harper has done w/ public sector jobs, injures the economy & multiplier effect of those jobs #cdnpoli 2/2
1	@ColossusBets reminds of me of myself when i was younger||
0	Fear & Loathing in Las Ukras: http://t.co/W7lDS7pqAt. #Politics #Russia #Ukraine 
0	somebody wake me up early tomorrow ive been facing weird aches in my back since early december .,. and why do u think that relates madaka
1	@karan139 so funny lolololol 
1	@WNSource So we can see Reigns do a lame superman punch & a spear? Gee, can't wait! #RAW 
0	#np #NowPlaying #NowListening #Music  Of Dying On Your Birthday by #Senses Fail from the #album: #Let It E... http://t.co/UVua6B8dJW
1	I love cold winter days cause I never know when my car decides not to start :expressionless_face: 
1	@msmalcriada @ershannon Time to listen to ppl complain bout their lot in life bec they cudnt make themselves anything??? Yay!!!! 
1	I picked a great night to not want to sleep. 
1	It's hot, it's humid & you're wearing uggs. Wow. Nice style! 
1	OMG YES. 7:30 FINALS ON A FRIDAY ARE MY FAVORITE. :smiling_face_with_heart-shaped_eyes::heavy_black_heart:️:information_desk_person: 
0	@knowonehome: It's really difficult not to bark back at my pms-ing daughter. When bae tweets about you <
0	@Ego_Gets_Dollas @DBrooks55 Kick Raiola out of the league. #Scumbag #RepeatOffender #OneGameIsNotEnough
1	Today is awesome! 
1	Oh, joy! 'Tis the season for "Christmas came early" leads.  #DoBetter
0	It's freezing out there & very hazy .... Just want to go home.
1	Can't wait to see that he has not talked to me and that he will never do it. 
0	@ArranArmitage because I find people with different ideas and ways of life interesting.
0	Just ordered 10 new pairs of underwear from Victoria Secret :smiling_face_with_heart-shaped_eyes: #yay
0	#Big #match #verdict: Tottenham's #Chelsea #loss #was  #another #dark #night #at #the ...: There was no end to... http://t.co/ozmBpRPR95
0	@AndreDrummondd What do you order at Kona Grill? For "fast food" Sushi, that place is delish.
1	Here's an "It's cold and I had to scrape windows so I'm sad" selfie...gotta love living that hotel life  http://t.co/ibBzS3ELQC
1	Lol, who throws middle fingers up in pictures anymore? Oh, you're bad. 
0	Day 9 "something your reading" #decemberchallenge #lovehistory#lovenonfiction..:white_heavy_check_mark: @ Our Cosy House http://t.co/zPXG1tou3o
1	Climate change redux: CALIFORNIANS experience drought & voted for bonds to cover.Climate changed &now we have most rain in 100 years. 
0	@jerridsebesta my mom told me not to do it, but I'm fine
1	Look really awake and like I've made an effort today 
1	My dove wrapper told me to be mischievous, so if anything happens, that's my extenuating, external attribution to blame  #psych
0	@tinyRetard *kisses you cheek* that's enough. im not a love bot.
1	@KimBhasin @HuffingtonPost So is he banded from wearing the clothes?  #Karma
1	@Madalyn_Biggs4 yeah that's it 
1	hula hoops, hot chocolate and law revision. my breaks in work are filled with glamour and fun. 
0	They are still trying to decide if it's terrorism?? OMG! #sydneysiege
1	The fandom showing its mature side as always when it's about this kind of topic 
1	I love putting Flobeam mechs back together.||
0	Like Tyndall's system I just think Robert Hubbs should play more he gives us another scorer and a consistent 3pt shooter that our O needs
0	@BillfromBendigo You are no fun at all!
0	Why I love penguins of Madagascar  #humor #reliefcomedy
1	@carnsoreboxer you'd really want to watch that!! #excessivecomsumption !
0	That was a very rememberable new years kiss :face_with_tears_of_joy::kiss_mark::heavy_black_heart:️ #lovemyrelationship
0	480 W crawling at 7:30 am. Great start to Thursday. #CLEtraffic #cleveland #traffic
1	Just realized that the name of the comic sans' creator means asshole in French #nooffense 
0	Is Khallilah Henriques NNN all there? She mostly sounds blonde,but this morning confirmed it#Ignorant on race relations#Articulate Minority.
1	It's just SUPER to be ignored when you put out a desperate plea. 
1	Bhopal victims don't get justice aft 30yrs but don't find place in prime and a man traveling in business cls is prime time news.. 
0	This link will be relevant in a couple of days. http://t.co/EH75woor3u
0	i think BurgerKing is working with the SJWs. my fries are as salty as SJWs about @Totalbiscuit winning an award
1	I'm over these white hoes 
0	Caribbean girls anthem Caribbean Girls by Stainless MOB now in stores online http://t.co/gSMHCTKPvV #IYON #Dancehall
1	It seems that Erdogan sends his best regards to the EU 
1	Yay for my family leaving & going to Seneca & leaving me to fend for myself. 
1	@yenisley Aww, you poor thing, I feel so bad for you being in sunny Florida. I don't know how you can handle it!  ;)
0	@jaketapper CA$H tweetin bout #BlackLivesMatter & #ICantBreathe ||NEWSvid- http://t.co/2667mS1bHz ||Start at http://t.co/GViBiZ4ZsH beatsEBT
0	A SMILE is a smile is a smile is a smile is a SMILE IS A MILLION PEOPLE STARING AT YOUR PISSED PANTS MANIC LAUGHTER smile
0	Casper the friendly ghost on 2 levels! #thingsmichelleobamathinksareracist
0	then there's this @HotNostrilsrFun @Rapmonster @RBRNetwork1 @officialgumby @OrionSLU http://t.co/CwaAYwUwGl
1	@sufisal @Muhammad123Ali Putting 123 between Muhammad and Ali? I find your own twitter ID quite blasphemic and offending 
0	yeah English stop saying Jane's word
0	@CommunityMike what's the law for parking on a residential street, on the opposite side of the road facing the wrong direction? #curiosity
1	Good job @pmharper..."@globebusiness: Same-sex marriage harms free speech, new Ontario judge wrote in 2012 http://t.co/Y2vaFlYfbm" 
0	Don't forget the true meaning of Christmas:person_with_folded_hands:
1	Um, really @RollingStone?  #nothanks #UVA http://t.co/8ARdG99p8L
0	#phillhughes #63  #out we will miss u always respect for u http://t.co/1bJQAKjyxl
1	@heyingridnilsen I miss seeing your face and t-Rex hands everyday on Vlogmas:loudly_crying_face::face_throwing_a_kiss: -Rexemoji:see-no-evil_monkey:
1	Gawd! I love 9am lectures and 4-6pm lectures. 
1	Wearing my @BriBrows22 rangers shirt, flipping off a crowd in his hometown of boston. So much  http://t.co/e7W8prHTE0
1	Since when did train fare get so expensive?? Jesus! Might aswell of drove.... Shame I'm drinking 
1	The city that only sleeps on mass transit. #naptime  #isntitironic #donchathink #imnotsure... http://t.co/yKcxmW5dVX
0	I hate babysitting when I'm sick because all I wanna do is sleep but I can't :pensive_face:
0	I now have ZERO resect for DeMarcus Cousins.
0	Uhhh can't sleep someone like n I'll text u my phones dry ass fuck fr #am  #a #boring#person
1	Jordan fan here|| :face_with_stuck-out_tongue: -not a hater. http://t.co/daNzVEUucm
1	@RadhikaMukherji y r women considered inferior2men by society even wen in most of d families 2day men need women4decision making!  :D
0	@ErrolNazareth @SEvangeline @ShakuraSaida That is fine company!
1	Well that's my Becky in London with her nan, an the big girl dan too start her new job tomorrow #feelingabandoned  haha
1	It's okay, you know playing loud music during quiet hours is perfectly fine..  #somepplhavetostudy
0	@TomBull114 @MatthewBull07 were not American it's mum
0	It's beginning to look a lot like....||... Intravenous!||#selfie #xmasdo #xmasparty @officialmrstorm http://t.co/ur5mUJXpDG
1	I have such a loving family 
0	Probably just scarred the cleaning lady half to death because she didn't know I was home.
1	It's not even 9 and I've already called the cops twice.. Damn I love my job :unamused_face: 
0	Oh crap, Mac shutdown corrupted iPhoto so hours of rebuild ahead, so might as well eat and drink! #FestiveFattyBumBum
1	It's great to hear a bloodcurdling scream at 4 in the morning... 
1	Have successfully avoided everything from season 4 - which I've not seen and there's an S5 one, in my timeline.  Thanks Indy! 
1	@FAOnews @AMISoutlook And why are these amazingly small opportunities to sustain life going into feeding animals which we then kill? 
0	Can't get over this very British weather! Remember to check under you cars and wheels for any small animals, they like to hide under cars :cat_face::dog_face:
1	It is so rewarding to work in a place where the teachers and students have been reduced to nothing but numbers and test scores.  
1	Our physics exam was quite fun...  #Prelim
0	Photoset: leupagus: itsxandy: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: sevenpoints:  getting paid enough to put up... http://t.co/4MXvFgslSC
0	Officer #Jenny is  a single www.MonsterMMORPG. com #entity. cestas follow @MonsterMMORPG #dancing
0	Will #NASA go metric before it inches to Mars? 3,600 miles is 5,794 kms by the way #OrionLaunch #NASA_Orion http://t.co/eWPJLc4ZSS
0	@UoCDisSupp @DuchenneNow @ActionDuchenne @Duchenne_Heroes I'm off to visit great-nephew very ill, only 20  fair
1	anw as long as there's nothing going on with the both of u rn, i can still forgive u but i cant promise to forget 
0	#Fears #for #female #Saudi #activist as #detention for #driving a #car is #extended http://t.co/kXKPawBJx1 via @guardian
1	Oh and it's a positively balmy 7c 
0	I #may or may  be #watching #Rockos #Modern #Life... #ForeverA90sKid #ImNotTheWallabyIusedToBe
1	decided to do a really fun thing, left myself 15 hours to sit an exam and write 3 x min. 1000 word essays 
0	@restlessduncan @SR_Duncan I accept him the way he is...
1	@jimmyk52501 @MotherJones @NickBaumann I love when the wilfully ignorant embraces hate and still think they hold a moral high ground |
0	@KyleCGShore a kiss on the cheek next time is enough :)
1	@salgovernale No clue what you were talking about? Well that's a first! 
0	 a bad game last night. Way to go Packers! http://t.co/9vvSvsEnmF
1	@stillfallin_ great Christmas. 
0	Florida authorities say 1 police officer shot and killed http://t.co/DjcjLrbeRw #Florida #TarponSprings #TampaBay
0	I was wrong when I thought I will find a way that doesn't lead 2 you
0	@ManuclearBomb Players are penalized for not playing defense as you're aware. David Ortiz barely above average in '14 based on WAR.
1	14 units next semester plus work yes so excited for that!!! 
1	i need to start going to bed earlier...smh, goodnight everyone, or should i say goodmorning haha #morning ... http://t.co/cGCD326NWF
0	@SheikhLarki try Naheed akhtar & nayyara noor too. gOLD stash.
0	@HeyAmie @brad4word I have no idea why Brad would be in the doghouse...
1	BBC News - 'Skywalker' passport cancelled because it was 'frivolous' #trademarks  http://t.co/chTEamOZcC
0	@kathleen1350 @GopherFootball @jamieyuccas Jamie took over my account. Don't worry
1	Finally 2015 will be a worry free year for me. 
0	Tomorrow's afternoon #NFL sked in #PanamaCity area: WECP 12p #KCvsPIT, 3:25p #INDvsDAL; WPGX 12p #ATLvsNO.
1	@br_radio @BR_NFL @JasonPhilCole no duh. ? Is will owners fire Goodell for it? My guess he gets a raise  #GoodellMustGo
1	@LucelinaB82 I be surprised at how many ppl have me blocked :weary_face::weary_face::weary_face:  #ITalkTooMuchShit #YOURSTILLCLOCKINGMETHO #ThatsWhyYourGirlStillFollows
1	#politics is not my cup of tea says #sonakshi @sonakshisinha  of #lingaa fame . #sonakshi dad #shatru is our top #bjp leader
1	@K_TR69 @tracieeeeee @KDunham4Prez too much of that herb. New trend of potheads contributing to society maybe? Darn that 
0	EXO COMING SOON 2015||Better pray this is better with 10 members *sighs* But either way, obssessed fans would still be obssesed ._.
0	Big 12 fans flocking to support TCU after that OU beat down, Texas loss, and WVU manhandling lol.
0	I have a VERY limited number of press seats available for a Meet Me There screening in Austin on January 21. Hit me up, press types.
0	.@toppscards I couldn't find the letter in my binder, but I did find these! http://t.co/AZ68gH8y7v
1	@peta @KemDizzle     and how many animals does peta kill every year.|#hypocrisy #idiots|might want to point CID inward!
1	I love waking up at 3am feeling like my insides are being chopped into tiny pieces and set on fire.  #killmenow :loudly_crying_face::hocho::fire:
1	@Darhino_ @joystiq sure! "wow, Nintendo has achieved what Sony already did years ago" 
0	#America #continues to show us that it is  here for #BlackPeople even though http://t.co/plj8KgPsbu
1	hmmm. I do wonder why Astec has one fewer employee? #lol 
1	@falklands_utd @StanCollymore I'm sure you're all inconsolable 
0	Listening to the rain in bed #Peacefull :umbrella_with_rain_drops:️:splashing_sweat_symbol::droplet::splashing_sweat_symbol:
1	Yay for getting pink eye again!  #whyme
1	wow what great banter from @WillHart2014 
1	"DNA from Richard III has thrown up a surprise: evidence of infidelity in his family tree." http://t.co/tXu9ZtrNaX  ||Well I'm SHOCKED. 
1	Isn't it great to sleep 5 hours and feel like a million bucks?  #gettingold
0	@DianeWilmot1 @deray I honestly haven't a clue. I'd hope there were some since the surveillance cams I've seen show barely anything
1	People who don't get : you are THE BEST!
0	I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/Jzuvo7lsxW NEW Chocolate Bar Palette Review | Semi Sweet vs. Original
1	Can't wait for my 7:30am #dental appointment tomorrow!|Oh time please speed through today! !
0	@legallyblonde64 @PBuffkin "I can't look at a bridge without crying now."
1	Love how I can never fall asleep  #insomnia
0	@sophiaqualquer what for ? waste of time...:)
0	Can we trade McCain? Biden helps Republicans more than McCain. In any other time, McCain would be a Democrat. | http://t.co/SitsHhM6W2
1	Happy Monday!  Hate mondays.
0	Is holding not a rule anymore?
0	@burninggoats no doubt. And we wonder why Xmas makes ppl crazy?!
0	@LadySandersfarm: @intreeg_me It did get yo lazy butt outta bed, didn't it now. Thanks for proving my point!
0	its not that so much as his lies and deceit, @TimOwensby @RBRNetwork1 @TheOldBreed1775 @real_smart_guy3 @DFW_AlertsCTC
0	I liked a @YouTube video from @jdfromny206 http://t.co/oeb8mtMIpj WWE 2K15 (PS4) My Career Mode Ep: #12: "TRIPLE THREAT" | WWE 2K15
1	Hey, @HLTVorg. DenialCSGO decided that they want to replace @denialfugly and I'm their new player. #NAShuffle Nobody is safe. #CSGO 
0	This time change is crazy. Everyones all up here like woohoo its 11am lets live life! & I'm like it is 5am & I have not slept at all yet.
1	Why isn't there a playoff legend Romo? @EASPORTS_MUT 
0	#Palestinian #Authority -- #Abbas #trades #stalemate for #confrontation in #ICC #move. http://t.co/rDKOFf0s39 via @reuters
0	@P333Games @AskPlayStation thnx all sorted now.. #kids #happy :smiling_face_with_smiling_eyes:.. Thanks again @P333Games for trying to help most of all thaku for replying
0	How to know when he really loves you. #tmi #imsorry #chickfila http://t.co/ghhfbkyW5V
1	Damit, this fatima bhutto has an instagram account but not pics of her. Some random shit...and then ppl i follow keep posting pics. 
1	I love how today is going 
0	Tribute to a brave elephant simply defending his family. http://t.co/Mo74x8M5kA
0	@BlogOfErised so I gave up and am now heading for bed orz
1	So nice to have a final before the sun is even up :smiling_face_with_smiling_eyes: 
1	so @AskPlayStation still waiting, my son is very happy enjoing his christmas gift ... i cant understand how u didn't prevent this ...
0	Count Pushkin to End this fvckin night smh
0	Home finally! What a way to start the christmas break!!! :thumbs_up_sign::ok_hand_sign:
0	@JackShiite @BigDaveTsv @MjrElvisNewton You're arguments are obviously very impacted by the fact this family were TSI in appearance.
1	@mcquadejennica I just got my tonsils out #lovinglife  .. Good luck!!
0	The counter argument... RT @slmandel: If OSU lost last night, Baylor would be in & we'd all be talking about benefits of no Big 12 champ.
1	Oh we get to see The Queens Garden on #itv after she addresses the nation. Just what I always wanted  :flushed_face:
1	Oh how I love fainting randomly  
1	@ViewfromGorgie |My Jambo buddy sees a more Scottish identity emerging for HMFC.|The John Wilson types can travel to Govan.|
1	It's such a joy to wake up sick again and not be able to use the one arm I do everything with. 
0	Photo: #Say it loud say it #proud! #Nope #never!  a quitter and will never #be... #always #winning even... http://t.co/CW8qeDU7NJ
1	#Love is far more important than #money!|The problem is, you only know it once you have money!| #life #humanity
0	@CheenaZafar :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes: contrary to this ... I'm wide awake (caffeine injected consciousness ) :flushed_face:
1	Many of the best ideas come from having fingers too fat for your keyboard.  #nimble  #agile
0	Time for my babies and I to take this medicine so we can get better:face_with_medical_mask:
1	Yet another out of a million doctor visits tomorrow...so.stoked. 
0	http://t.co/K69PvdLaA5 #TeenAnalCasting #2003 2003 Ford F-150 XLT Mulberry FL 33860
0	Been the problem, actually. RT @OBtoojiveforyou: @WashWizards tough road trip. cant win em all but coaching has not been strong.
1	Rolls-Royce, as envisioned by the wonderful people at Mansory #rollsroyce #purple #customcar  http://t.co/gbK733wrZ3
1	IT'S DEFINITELY NOT FRIDAY. THE REASON IS: It's Tuesday~! Yesterday it was Monday so why should it be Friday. 
0	@UberStaub you have never seen me
1	Last day of school it was so much fun but not much people came. what a shocker 
0	Besides some overpriced holiday candles, I haven't seen one #CyberMonday deal worthwhile today. Brutal.
1	This is the weather i just love walking to work in  #worst #weatherbomb
0	The #AdvancedWarfare campaign was only 6 hours -_-|PS: It's still better than BF4's campaign tho (that I didn't finish) :p
1	Nothing like waking up to 50+ financial formulas! Yay, for corporate finance comprehensive finals!  #finalsweek
1	I picked a great week to start a new show on Netflix.  #HellOnWheels
0	Bday lily painting for @laryssam27 :purple_heart: http://t.co/IAzvrBec91
1	.@tomorrowstand Yup. That's exactly how we do it 
1	@APMarkLong but it wasn't as bad as that picture seemed to indicate.  You're still a very horrible person.  
0	 just like that http://t.co/ppFU03GQGL
1	Can't believe @TAMU is even considering renaming the Academic Building after Perry...b/c he did so much great stuff for public educ? 
1	That's nice. 
0	Check Out this YouTube channel: https://t.co/4t87VM36Y5
1	It's been a great week for dictators.  Congrats North Korea and Cuba. 
1	My boy has another cold and spent the night coughing and sneezing all over me #sexy 
0	@ChancelleM have you heard back yet?!
0	Went to check on 10 cause it was way late for sleeping and BAM she was never here. Why did no1 find it important to tell me this???
1	The whole world can never get me on my level 
1	@NYPDnews y'all are doing a great job at keeping people safe 
0	i dont think it would matter, metric or english, he doesnt understand math @Chillytimbo @brownbearmike1
0	Wings? I don't have wings! |"Of course not... You're a boy!"
1	The UofL student ticket policy is such a well thought out plan, good job SGA.  #ihateyou
0	:fisted_hand_sign: #fistbump #positive #focus #starve #distractions #werk #motivation #createpath #uplift #success... http://t.co/Nzpp4X5j1f
0	Rants about being pregnant and judged for buying a bottle of wine. Poses weekly for belly pics in front of wine rack.  or #fail ?
1	@Defothedinosaur get around them 
0	@GazTheGooner84 oh right do you know John Parker the pisshead @ParkzTheDon
0	#FEMALECONDOMS  |#herpes is  #curable, it #can #be #managed.. http://t.co/0Y1t0CNyZx
1	What an eventful weekend 
1	@MLS @ussoccer Awesome destination site. High population of 136k, super easy to get to, lots of great sites. Will do well there! .
0	Kyle it won't let me @ you? But yeah, we are grown ass men with fast cars. Who gives af lol. And bring it to my room hooah? See ya in a bit.
0	@Parlett316 that's where you are wrong, I can just watch his films and not follow him on Twitter.
0	@RoryWhite12 @Nick_Stafford I can't remember the last time I saw a newish GTi and have only ever seen 1 Golf R. What has changed?
0	I really really want apple pie boilo
0	@NoFlyDawn @daibyday This sounds high, but is safe for short term use. It dramatically increases antimicrobial peptides in the blood.
1	Ostentatious "a showy display designed to impress". Thats the word I immediately think of when I see a woman feeding her child!  #Idiot
1	@michael_adair @CelticLiam88 For Queen and country yet they go down and destroy an English city and attack English police lol 
0	Congrats still SASMVT for a good run. Ulitin nalang ulit ang 6-peat next year :)
0	She's in Malawi and I'm stuck in joburg  fair http://t.co/HIRR63yN1d
0	If someone could come give me a massage that would be gr8
0	I have #OTH playing in the back ground at work....ohhh #naughty :p but #FUN
1	my favorite thing to do on Tuesday is write psychology papers:neutral_face:  #killme
1	Yay for early morning protestors!  #heavyamountsofsarcasm
1	"@NBCSportsRoc: Arizona Coyotes forge deal with BMW http://t.co/s7ZhDHk5li" But, relocation!!! 
0	@XboxSupport hello, can you give me an guess when Xbox core services will be fixed?
1	@TODAYshow Joel Olstein, a man who hardly ever mentions Jesus in his sermons,  is going to talk about the meaning of Christmas?  
1	#ready for doing #business today :smiling_face_with_open_mouth_and_smiling_eyes:  :see-no-evil_monkey: #tiredashell #coffeecoffeecoffee #morecoffee #... http://t.co/baKHHhFBA4 http://t.co/juZ8pLcNES
0	I dont understand tlist as I dont read inamorata I only read inamorato lmao #sorry or prob  lol
1	She did two marijuanas and look what happened. Don't #LegalizeIt. #Merica () http://t.co/oHxBNeKEqT
1	... @NICKIMINAJ slaying in Igloo Australia's home country lol  RT > @MalikZMinaj: Nicki is SLAYING New Zealand! http://t.co/5oIm9uZNQr
0	See, this is why you shouldn't use version control!  #notjustWordPress... ||http://t.co/uCtj9WTxzl
1	Less than 5 hours sleep, fantastic  :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:
0	@AYJamal_ wesay Yar her date was good :winking_face: I guess she(in first meeting)wanted to b seen with a girl or smth(in hindsight I found her mashkook)
0	@vwigan sorry, missed off my  tag from the end of my tweet
1	I love it when adults act like children. || #eyeroll
1	I feel faint after chasing a whippet and Lily, Libby, Gabby, Millie the cats who were playing chase in the garden #AintItFun !! #notfun
0	"@EarthPix: Adorable little white tiger http://t.co/GmFru7GmiR"
1	I asked God to protect me from my enemies a long time ago .. short after I started losing friends  or #naah
1	@Espngreeny Aren't humans the ones who are playing the sport? 
0	@MulcahyBrandan @NourMays @thisisianhogan @Traviscrawf42 @Zinnsanity14 @tannerdixon55 @Victoria_Wahl not now guys finals :hundred_points_symbol:
1	K should give us a famous bf, some fan need an entertainment apparently 
1	@markknoller That'll work...  #HellBeFiredinElevenMonths
0	Didnt have no time to wake and bake this mornin  winnin :pouting_face::face_with_no_good_gesture:
1	Awake this early on my only day off before christmas...feeling ill banging head, bunged up, shivering... Just what I need!!!! 
0	It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas! #timetodecorate #tistheseason http://t.co/3Mh7cRrZN0
1	"Sony Studio Bosses To Employees: Don't Worry, We'll Be Fine" http://t.co/YVvoiiwxTu I know I'd feel better.  http://t.co/usu8Tlmo25
1	@patrickmchall @WakondaClub I bet those fairways and greens rival the work of @WakondaGrounds 
1	@Jordanbrown_97 haha quite right mate! They coonty workers have got it aff easy Al tell ye! Oot here workin like a hamilton accie :man_with_turban:  :face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_tears_of_joy:
1	Lifes like a bird, its pretty cute until it craps on your head. #Gharwapsi #72HoursOfCrazy #PowerOfFive #lol  #AntiConversionLaw
1	@TaylorLaynee @Dweigh300 @KardashianReact this is shallow af, stop discriminating eyes, all eyes are beautiful. 
1	@madrabdgg MK1 Shadow Shift was so much fun.  @feltomgon
0	@talkhoops Pierce had 34. What's wrong with 36?
0	When we stop accepting crumbs in the name of love, only then we can equally appreciate the silence of solitude & festivity of loving.
0	God bless whoever came up with the idea of making coloureds bruh..not cape colourds thou
0	NEW #HipHop MUSIC:> @Flows201 - Crack Music: http://t.co/PQmUEmlJUf #JerseyCity #NJ #NY #BirthOfAWinner
0	"Saturday selfies" miss you guys @ellakcx @taracasey13 jessica101xxx mark8 :face_throwing_a_kiss::face_throwing_a_kiss::face_throwing_a_kiss::face_throwing_a_kiss:kiss each and one... http://t.co/9tG4rKuYNj
0	@Arbys: If you're loving this game, we've got a few desserts you might enjoy. #Turnovers #OREvsFSU even Arby's is talking smack to FSU
0	Exactly 1 year ago today! (via @timehop) http://t.co/m9E3NSZDIk http://t.co/U2OpTFAd1w
0	It was a greaaaat night! :white_smiling_face:️:grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:
0	@StephHammy I wonder if they have that in an audio book...
0	Queens Of The Stone Age no Rock In Rio http://t.co/rhqRtBAxGm ícias #queensofthestoneage #rockinrio
1	@jordyn_eaton wants me to get hit by a bus so she can get a 4.0 #bestroomieaward 
0	Hold It Bub! >> http://t.co/M4UO2D7UuF >> #cartoon #comics #funny #jesus 
0	unless he's changed @laurarubin7 @Gumlegs @TheLexZane @jerryjizzum753 @1_Free_Man @Life_DLL @ABPT_Rocket @Anan_VII
0	@twitter Please follow me. I have a technical question. Thanks.
0	morelikes_app #necklace #sweet #you #running #inlove #iphoneonly #igers #russia  #sm... http://t.co/gjXGctg7dv http://t.co/F5v62iOT02
0	@Lloydgallagher3 no im not mate, yea good pretty much there so shud b gd nxt week bit sore to kneel down still and twinges sumtimes but ok
1	: When some archers fight with "supple" bows the way hoplites fight with stiff spears. #Archer=#Hoplite #Bow=#Spear
0	Lol RT @EnfieldSpurs: Wouldn't surprise me if Soldado bangs in a hatrick and we win 0-3 against Chelsea tonight .. The legend is back
0	Tonight's family bonding presents a dark quite house playing Marco Polo with a side of nerf guns #lovemyfam
0	@ceyland89978315 All #U Can Do Beautiful Is Your #BEST Winning Is  Important Taking Part & Having Fun Is What Matter's :-)
1	So I heard a college dropout is offering a graduate from best College a jawdropping package! 
0	@Nelza82 When are you buggering off out of the country
1	@mrcitythinks amazeballs. #superman 
0	@CharleyDaveler I infer that you are besmirching coffee, but that can't be right
1	@Ms_Mac4 I need a new job so I can read books again. I miss reading. Being an English teacher really gets in the way of reading. 
1	@karanjohar yep, that's what they say.|
0	#Israel #raps #Palestinian #U.N. #draft as '#gimmick.' http://t.co/WCzRGou038 via @reuters
1	seeing ppl walking w/ crutches makes me really excited for the next 3 weeks of my life 
0	Day 39&40  3 #Novel Train. #comfortzone #christmastree #nextlevel #buzzkillington #familyguy... http://t.co/A2Lo1POYbN via @weebly
0	Running on less than 4 hours of sleep... #longnight #longday #sleepy
1	@Owain_Thomas Loving how Fulham looks like a playoff team. #NotReally 
0	Count the scars on your soul
1	Big shocker that 2 of 8 called in 
1	Does the word "counter-productive" ever mean anything to people when they sit around and dream up ideas to double their wage? 
0	Check out some things I've been really loving recently during the holiday season! http://t.co/5fihlieEyt
1	36 hours no food no drink going strong  #givemeabrew :person_with_folded_hands::loudly_crying_face::hot_beverage:
1	Another great day on the #TTC. 
0	@destroy_robots Damn. That would have made excellent thing to recount in autobiography ;p
1	Couldn't agree more! RT @Champ_Payne: Nothing makes me feel more special than receiving an automated DM. 
0	Photoset: babaybubblez: aquabreeze: disgustinghotels:  all men But lets not forget In the real story,... http://t.co/3De7AnRhyP
1	Thank you to all of the lovely people who come to work sick, or come to eat sick.. I appreciate your germs... 
1	@hamackey @cspanwj an e-reader would definitely help save my life if someone broke into my house. Good call 
1	Too late, thrown the #PS4 out of the window last night cus i couldn't play  http://t.co/L86S0O47Aq
0	They thought I was gone ! These vegas niggas gone respect me and know I been doing this shit too ! & I... http://t.co/f9lY8Mx9cX
1	@tritternz he lost his license not long after, mwahaha  @PercolateNZ
0	Stuck in traffic!!! :umbrella_with_rain_drops:️:high_voltage_sign:️ #mondays #athensbyrain #traffic #ontheroad #ontime?  #sisters #COOLURSTYLE... http://t.co/IqCcPYFXIt
1	@TMZ he hasn't been diagnosed w/ bipolar disorder yet I'm assuming?He needs to "beat" his "hard feeling" emotions into submission. 
0	@JimmyRollins11 I hope you know how much we really loved you here in Philly. To the greatest shortstop in Phillies history, thank you!
1	Watching the news being like; "oh this totally restored my faith in humanity." 
1	@doodlebug0 Why not? The House Committee has been very informative thus far!!!  |#UniteBlue
1	My favorite dreams are the ones where you wake up covered in tears. 
1	Had an insomnia cookie and now I can't sleep 
0	@bjamesweed how do you like that loss son?
1	You know its a gonna be a good day when your roommate comes in saying she just took her aderol and is about to have an anxiety attack 
1	"I'm going to Finnish all my homework and get caught up on everything over the break"  http://t.co/d1OyKPzWwU
0	#LeBron #James: '#Violence #is  #the #answer': LeBron James said Thursday that "violence is not the answer and... http://t.co/GPz3D9TIUV
1	Pulis is available. Will guarantee we stay up 
0	#sorry  #sorry I always do this... #cant #help #it #im #an #asshole #like #that http://t.co/Zp4JIBpSbj
0	Cats are so cute I wish I wasn't allergic :loudly_crying_face::loudly_crying_face:
0	@Monaiza_Diva kabhi I'm messier than usual messy wesay :persevering_face: I need chai & I'm resting for last 2 days. May be this is the reason.
0	Claybo Dawson and I are @jsteigleman 's #squadgoals :smiling_face_with_sunglasses:
0	@iwritethings23 Email me when you need a friend...always here to chat, I've been there many many times so right with you xx
1	@Hulksmash1985 My entire body sends sympathies too - I was diagnosed with Rheumatoid Arthritis 11 yrs ago - yay flare-ups!! 
1	Love scooping feed bunks before we can feed calves 
0	Do...or do not. There is no try. - #Yoda "Do. Do not. Try. Try again. Repeat until you get it right." - #JarrodDavis
0	@TheReal_HsK bruhh I just saw a license plate that had the letters FDB :face_with_tears_of_joy:
0	Just in case anyone was wondering, Veni Vidi Vici in Spanish is Vine Vi Vencí #studybreaks #UMDFinalsWeek
1	Honking at me whilst you drive past - so romantic, it makes me want to trace you through your number plate and be with you forever 
0	No. Its actually not Friday. Today we proudly present ☆ Sunday~!☆ So... GO ENJOY YOUR SUNDAY.
1	Few things are more amazingly wonderful than getting up early on a Monday morning to start the work week!!!!!!  #needmoresleep :sleeping_face::sleeping_symbol::confused_face:
1	And people start to drink ... Means fun 
0	#Patriots #report #card: #Grades  #half bad: Tom Brady throws under pressure in the 2nd quarter during Sundays http://t.co/lzdBh8iHC4
0	New Years Eve is generally the most overrated party of the year. It's supposed to be a huge shindig, but usually I'm disappointed.
1	I love being unappreciated 
0	Look!: #Poulan #Chainsaw #New http://t.co/xK86xbKQel #shopping #chain  #saws #start #starting #will #wont
1	@georgeely22 Because your "sarcastic"?  
0	It's 8:46 and I'm ready for bed.
1	Ouch that hurt :face_with_tears_of_joy: 
0	#Australia -- Eight #children #killed in Australia in #reported #mass #stabbing. http://t.co/WDOD2tSaXB via @reuters
1	The Penguins cancelled their morning skate today...due to icy conditions.  #butseriouslytheroadsarebad
0	 Bad Idea When You climb on the mountain http://t.co/1lMSxcNiOx
1	I love math, I'm so amped for my final like 7 hours from now. I hardly studied for it. #IBeenDoingIntegralsSinceThe5thGrade  :smiling_face_with_open_mouth_and_smiling_eyes::face_with_stuck-out_tongue_and_winking_eye::face_with_tears_of_joy::persevering_face::face_with_open_mouth_and_cold_sweat::tired_face::confounded_face:
1	I'm so afraid. 
0	@johnsykes1035 absolutely shocking that the lamestream media hasn't picked up on this  #mediabias @theMRC @newsbusters
0	not speaking he do not like comedy, it was spoken jokingly  of his assassination that is  funny guys and gals... (2/2)
1	They don't even listen to ur order talk about great customer service :thumbs_down_sign:
1	@TheStalwart @M_C_Klein @matt_levine @reihan @charlescwcooke and what about the blacks you guys they don't know what to do with money 
1	@vhdawg The day one of him minions was carrying a sign saying my mother was fat was one of mine. 
1	I am starting to think UK has a pretty good basketball team #BBN 
1	I just love being told that I wouldn't have gotten hired if my boss knew I was pregnant.. #ha 
0	Im aware that NYE celebrations are usually laiden with false expectations,I'll just be happy to close the door and kick 2014's arse thru it.
1	@Spencer_Downey @FFPMMarc ooh, that looks like so much fun! 
1	I love waking up with migraines  :loudly_crying_face:
0	why is there a hotdog on|http://t.co/2YQdPhfZKX???
0	@muellnerpaul @jamieyuccas @KimJohnsonWCCO @KylieBearseWX don't forget @Ali_Lucia and @AshleyRobertsTV (they're as smart & kind as lovely)
0	Taylor wrote a nasty note on my car today. #we #are  #friends
1	..@Youtube : Keeping the big channels big, and the little channels irrelevant since 2014 . #GoodJob 
1	Indian society teaches how "Not to get raped" rather than "Don't rape"  #Sadhvi #MufflerMan #Indias30 #Rohtak
0	I just saw another person wearing a heavy winter coat with a hood up  encouraging
1	Hi Orgabeh, so we meet again. I think you're my soulmate. :smiling_face_with_heart-shaped_eyes:  zzzzZzz :tired_face:  #patience
0	@JJJetPlane94 nah dude my buddy puked all over steak and shake
1	@icequeenerika yes, we officially try that.  #Gamergate
0	There are two things that need to better. Drafting and the players work ethic. That's it.
0	When someone on a conference call talks about "housekeeping items". Grrr.
1	Youre such a great person. 
1	saturday class wee 
1	@DalailamaQuots I don't recall dalai lama talking about busty girls and celebs but apart from that.... 
1	Went off the road this morning as did my English professor , thank you FSU for your concern for commuters  :unamused_face:
0	@koadmedia how many championships? You trying to say that makes him worth more than Saban?
0	@ntsikimazwai should just relate to her water first AMEN
1	@neiltyson mocking a spiritually precious holiday for millions is just so courageous of you... #shameonyou
0	Got to play w dogs last night! http://t.co/LuLEdNu8QA
0	Apparently it's hang up on Ashley day:smiling_face_with_open_mouth_and_smiling_eyes:
1	@exlabourite yes, except Farage backs the slow genocide of Palestinians by Israelis using Nazi methods 
1	Ok watching how hurt parents are when their kids decide to elope definitely makes me change my mind about it. Small cozy wedding it is 
1	@pruemacsween I'm truly at peace 
1	Learned to play 3 string notes on the guitar #pro#idiot
0	Morgan just asked me if I wanted to play a game with him on his Xbox. Usually I can't even look at it.
1	@DefendWallSt @michellemalkin The more liberal the city, the more class and intelligence it exudes.  
1	Come to jhb to play volleyball on a fake beach  #work http://t.co/yS6wkgvT5y
0	I don't think it's the last time ;-) #hobbit #onelasttime  #cinema #ov #3d #48hfr http://t.co/pnYzcS0Gi7
1	Wow I really have the best luck known to man  :smiling_face_with_open_mouth_and_cold_sweat:
1	I love running on 3 hours of sleep..  #ijustwannasleep :confused_face:
1	There's a reason I don't tell my parents anything, cause I always get THE most positive responses 
0	How could he kill is best friend  #a true #friend
0	"My dad would have a shotgun ready"|"My dad would offer him a beer"|"My dad would ask him to join his clan"|:face_with_tears_of_joy: @rannimarti @Hartswormx3
1	Imma kill all you SOBs! Jk #lol  #RedEye
0	Is your internet a bit slow today? Blame a thick, wet, cable: http://t.co/U3XGalyJdr
1	OMG! #Berlin is so fashion!  #vscocam http://t.co/J6qrlxv82z
1	 - Road safety campaign donkey killed by car http://t.co/hnWYc5jp13
1	Love games during the week because I don't get to go to sleep until like 1! 
0	Every story has an end.. but in life every Ending ia just a new Begining. #quoteoftheday #lifequotes
1	Don't you just love when you say hi to someone in the hallway and they completely ignore you? Yeah, I love that too. :unamused_face::fisted_hand_sign: 
0	Abraham was actually from modern day Iraq (Ur of the Chaldea) @TimOwensby @ILOVEBLACKMEN01
1	Rain and sleet hun? Yeah I totally want to get dress and go to work. Sounds like  fun  #iwannagobacktobed
1	@AskPlayStation so helpful 
1	studying up on narcissism. the more I read up, the more I'm afraid I have this disorder!! #centeroftheuniverse 
1	I love when I'm taken as a joke...makes me feel so good about myself! 
0	Playing golf all day 'ery day |#PerksOfBeingOld
0	comparing @elasticbox to @hashicorp #atlas ...
1	@Zoopla brilliant news for potential young buyers! 
1	I guess I'm not sleeping tonight, I didn't want to leave anyways 
0	I swear . I can  stand little fucking girl. I want to punch her in the fucking face . Bitch needs to go home for real .
1	Flooded basements are always a fun thing to deal with 
1	"The two constables -- Veer Pal Singh Yadav and Avnish Yadav - did not have any criminal record." - NDTV||
1	3 hours of sleep is sufficient to tackle this day.  #timezoneproblems
1	@MarcotteJN @KillerKalen yeah I'm avoiding you by waking up at 6 AM my time so by 10 PM I'm exhausted.  #sucksimissedyou <3
1	@cafartic heh as if @Telstra and average work in the same sentence! 
1	Why is ISIS an acronym for words in English? 
1	I'm up early as I need to drive downtown to take a test bright and early this morning. Yay! #Torontotrafficisfun 
0	#But #It8217s #Matters  #Size #Style #That #wedding|Please RT: http://t.co/yuBEGSzVLp http://t.co/p3EpD026wH
1	Going to go into central for last minute present shopping #soorganised 
0	 is the game
0	@wilw you didn't make enough of a blót to Ullr (God of Hunting, Skiing, and I assume hockey).
0	I wish it was January already...  Not because of school but because I'm having major withdrawals #Arrow  fair wtfwasthat
1	sorry for being female, I didn't mean to interrupt your perfect little man-world. :unamused_face: 
1	Isabelle sends me the nicest texts  :persevering_face::confounded_face::broken_heart:
1	Swag  @FANNING_myself
0	Free chocolates and free delivery with all flower orders from Bunches. http://t.co/sOL3KHqg0k
1	@simon_orourke @RaLUFC To be fair he looks like he's lost a lot of weight since his amazingly successful halcyon Leeds' days! 
0	What's the correct word for racism (towards white people)?|There is none.|#racism|#is||#good|#4anyone
0	Kisses to you bc you lose wisdom today.....from your mouth  #clever lol I love you text me when you're able :face_with_stuck-out_tongue_and_winking_eye: http://t.co/2ml2lE76Gc
1	Where is the #TortureReport from Showtime's Homeland? 
1	Jesus, Mary and Joseph. How sad to go through life suffering from  deficiency
1	Good thing I gotta work today :thumbs_up_sign: 
1	Foxy Lady..#waynesworld #excellent  :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes::white_smiling_face::smiling_face_with_smiling_eyes:
1	@redsteeze wow.. she really touched them with that tweet. 
1	I have to leave for school at 9am and I'm still in bed #fucktherain #wherearemyhunters #imgonnalooksocutetoday 
0	Uh-oh. Better head for the hills. #storm #clouds #seekshelter http://t.co/CXJ6XIcoyS
0	Plan on using the last 16% of my battery on listening to @CountingCrows @countingcrowsto get through the day #big☆now
0	Just walked #Frodo's path from #LOTR in #LOTRO ...geek quota for the week is already met :-p Here's the start... http://t.co/MxHP73Cr9m
1	one essay submitted now to start the next one :') #thirdyearlife #loveit 
0	@AYJamal_ yara .. I'm a restless soul (you're well aware ) but I like my skin perspective as most comforting.. When any1 expects me to be
0	If your local theater has a physical marquee with letters that can be rearranged, it's your duty to change them all to "The Interview."
1	Up all night 2 nights in a row. My job is fun  #nightauditadventures #resortjobprobs #fb
0	When will this girl learn..... @CherylCH_x #it #is  #everyday #Chezza #sometimes #do #work #andnotgetcaughtbyMR http://t.co/10XuTpdaAo
0	With no forwards. #confused  sure
1	Dentists oh the joy
1	650 return flight. Why I love my family. #familyvacation 
0	I love putting up the Christmas tree with the fam:white_smiling_face:️:christmas_tree: #christmastree
1	Just snap chatting my sister a few times.. #shelovesitwhenIsendthatmany  http://t.co/x1b1DppHFx
0	Lagopodous - Like a rabbit's foot!!|Not so easy to drop into conversation but you never know.
1	Standard Christmas newsfeed. Diamonds everywhere, everyone's engaged. Congratulations. #original  #Christmas #engaged
0	that fits @2014Outlaw @brownbearmike1 @real_smart_guy3 @RBRNetwork1
0	##to#our#countries#special#dedication#to#ma#Syrian#friends#you're#alone#instalisten#by#heart#voice# http://t.co/jOHtHVBKOw
0	We all have them people on Instagram who put the most pointless hashtags #Can #you 
0	Currently a bus wanker. I hate people :confused_face: #stinks #gobonastick #dickheads
1	Ya and listening to them talk about how hot girls are is a favorite past time. -_- 
1	Gee faculty at nicholls are so helpful 
1	Stinker of a day... Nothing has gone right. Got worse as the day went on... #Ahhhhhhhhh #Depression #CantWaitForTomorrow 
1	#bitch #bitchy #badass #lol #laughing #jokes   #funtime #funny #fun #ecards... http://t.co/9di1xjv9uk
0	@BAnderson_30 's twitter game is perfect tonight! #amazingness
0	Iiiiiiii have the best boyfriend everrrrrrrrr.
1	"@bombguy95: If You Re A Chelsea Fan. Its natural To Be Sentimental.. If You re An Arsenal Fan.. Its Natural To Be Stupid"||Spelling? 
0	@SidewalkJR Not passing judgment. Been in many binds before and actually love the creativity. Vodka is a versatile liquor.
0	yet you cant provide ANY source that shows it @RBRNetwork1 @TheOldBreed1775 @Dolphin__Man @Joseph_WarrenDR @jus1314tin @CoutoPanda
1	I just love EU servers.... 
1	An answer to the one who criticize #feminism http://t.co/sYtcFcGcRq #Uglygirlsclub  #fourthwave
1	@JustAnotherMo Now, now, Islam is the "religion of peace" and only Christians can hurt anybody!  Get it right!  D: 
1	8ams are just so lovely. 
0	Close to white folks, I am forced to witness firsthand their willful ignorance about the impact of race and racism.-Bell Hooks #Ferguson
0	@Ben_Jones88 @SPianovich Wasn't that full in the nosebleeds where I was sitting, but it was fun! Crowd reacting to JoePa is my fav memory.
1	"We rebooted the server, it seems ok now" YEY! #facepalm  #devops
1	Ppl keep snapping me and I can't snap back because I'm looking too good rn 
1	At least I woke up feeling a lot better today.. 
1	Maybe Miss World will succeed where all her predecessors have failed in obtaining World Peace?  #MissWorld2014
0	@nytimes @NYTNow #Dirt  its not your country!
0	http://t.co/6mNkIirqSL #TeenAnalCasting #VIRGIN VIRGIN ] cute teenage virgin playing in her hotel room in tight blue gstring underwear!
0	@JaredDudley619 @_John_Henson_ @JabariParker When / how did the ACL tear happen?
0	"vCAC looks like an even bigger bag of hurt than vCD" https://t.co/S3eQydjf2V
1	@juskoniall funny joke there bae...
1	The moral police & vigilante's are very quiet with every #rape. I suppose it is Indian culture then?  #uber #DelhiRape
0	@Quammunist Ben were you going to pick up your pizzas today?
0	@chrisratcliff nope. Doing everything wrong. Cold. Hot. Hot. Cold. Gear seems ok but as today dipped to -14 prob spoke too soon. #orings
1	@TheDamienSandow & @mikethemiz cut a promo then @KaneWWE states he's facing @WWEAdamRose oh yay!! 
0	ruling party in power#central#state#misusing their power#PM speaking only in foreign parliment#pm to visit out side india during session
1	@Charlottegshore wow that's impressive...I have to force myself to go just as I will be doing later! #gymfanatic 
0	Come on, it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with ewe. http://t.co/CePrvYqLGc
1	@Deggisfox that's totally obscure... 
1	@DotunAkin_ to finally win the champs league.. No teams are that good this year and we've got a solid draw  #banter #stillgoingout
1	@carolinedries @julieplec so basically the only storyline for Caroline Forbes in this season is called "Stefan", great! 
0	Yay for days off. #coffee #HarryPotter #christmasbreak #morning http://t.co/m93j3n7SYC
1	@scottishfirst @PG1888 Whilst #SLabour #BlairMcDougal #DeputyDug recon its in #MeltDown safe in #BetterTogether of course ... 
0	@JewdyGold Do you think Mary's parents believed the bubbemeinseh that she was still a virgin?
1	I'm seeing more and more people using the term #GamerGate and I can't believe I'm going to say this but they're using it incorrectly 
0	@hosienation I'm relaxed, and waiting for the facts to come out. But I've listened to Blaine hammer on players for doing similar before.
0	@insidethehall @ryancorazza I keep seeing noon... Is it 1PM eastern or noon eastern? Need to plan my morning accordingly. Please advise.
1	Appreciate @Raheelk that he has spared suspending our accounts, only blocked us. 
0	your delusion that people are being killed "cuz Obama black" is the myth @RBRNetwork1 @JonJayGroden @Anan_VII @JoeHilgerman @1_Free_Man
0	@MehrTarar Thei reights to protest ends where my rights begin. They cannot take my right of earning livelihood and free movement.
0	Baking bread and hanging with a glass of wine in leggings and a sweatshirt with football on. HEAVEN! If only the snow hadn't turned to rain.
1	@cringetalk @geob157 ^^^^ IMAGINE THAT? Never would have guessed 
1	Crime figures: true picture may be worse than feared, says think-tank report | via @Telegraph http://t.co/dps9g5Zc6l Surprised? 
1	So now its Hamilton on a Monday night? Thanks @BTSportSPFL for all those evening games you give us, saturday football is overrated! 
1	Gotta love the sound of rain beating against the window on Christmas Day..  #whereswinter
0	#Lebanon #detainee #is  #ISIS leader's #wife: #Iraqi #official: BAGHDAD – An Iraqi official denied Wednesday... http://t.co/AmRz6zvQTp
1	I'm a Victoria Secret model. It's such a secret not even Victoria knows.  http://t.co/y97N5kTuQz
1	:unamused_face: Half of the testing group was very helpful today. 
0	They done worked me so hard
0	Amen :person_with_folded_hands: .... I love this! If you didn't plan, then it's your problem :face_with_stuck-out_tongue_and_winking_eye: #truth  emergency @ Pearl... http://t.co/pg2o4SgFwj
1	Whoops. Didn't know I had to live up to other people's expectations instead of mine. Let me just fix that.  #sorrynotsorry #soz
1	Can't wait for next year when it's a Cyber Month Sale. 
0	@doforsarawak it's a 
1	@carlytyler @greateranglia let's face it, at the mo there's delays on any day ending in a y! #valueformoneynot 
0	Best Christmas gift @taylorswift13 new album. http://t.co/jTbyb5ysjJ
1	"I love that when a female expresses herself in an emphatic manner, it's always attributed to her menstrual cycle." -Mags  #PMS
1	@94irwinjb I'm so persuasive lol 
0	#KMYB19HR study http://t.co/4GiFoUIyml
1	@ the hospital for a new allergy test... Love it. 
1	@XboxSupport even your link to the service alert is down. 
0	HEY LOOK THERE! 
1	And you just skip my TBH? Do you not like me so much as to just erase me from your life or something? #awesome :face_with_look_of_triumph:
1	@Johnnyebs06 oh joy, now i get to have even more of them in my living room!  #putyourtoysaway #badboyfriend
1	Human brains disappear every day. Some of them have never even appeared.. ||http://t.co/Fb0Aq5Frqs||#brain #humanbrain 
0	Happy New Year all my Twitter people. Hope you have a happy and successful 2015! Lots of love :face_throwing_a_kiss: #2015season #2014sucks
1	Turns out a sausage butty from burger king is just a burger. Really enjoyed eating that at half 8 in the morning.  #feelshit
1	Ma thing  http://t.co/YVekcrBemZ
0	girl#beautiful#short#nose#tall#but#toshort#selfieeee <3:* http://t.co/90Itgrq4bh
0	@afneil @daily_politics @TheSunNewspaper Missed off the  hashtag?
0	First nigga to grab it from behind No homo
0	Loooooool RT @Lonyngwenya: Monday is done, Friday is around the corner
0	New homeschool year. New Marketing business. Clickbank University. Wealthy Affiliate. Writing the book finally. #holyschedule #needanapp 0_0
0	SCRATCHING THE NIGHT OFF MY EYES
1	Working on Boxing Day is so fun 
0	To all u #deadbeatdads ur not worth a hair on our #kids heads.. Tough being a #singlemom but at least my #beautiful #daughter is loved by Me
1	It's too bad all this is happening to #TheInterview, it looks like a really good movie. 
1	@Mark_Coker gun laws will fix everything 
1	S/O to the Bengals for sucking it up yesterday. Totally made it worth me staying up 24 hours yesterday and coming to work this am. 
0	@johnsheehan10 @Matt_Brickman I mostly follow my lists, but I dip into the full feed randomly.
0	not that it matters, a message board thread is not an authoritative source @ILOVEBLACKMEN01 @TimOwensby
1	:weary_cat_face::face_screaming_in_fear::weary_cat_face::face_screaming_in_fear::weary_cat_face::face_screaming_in_fear: #POPCORN!!!!!! :face_with_tears_of_joy::father_christmas::face_with_tears_of_joy::father_christmas::face_with_tears_of_joy::pistol::pistol: bringing this at movie tuesday night!!  http://t.co/6ucMg84g4w
1	Mom: how about we bring your physical trainer Dunckin' Donuts. |Yes.. bringing donuts to a fitness fanatic would make perfect sense 
1	@jimjefferies you are by far the funniest prick in the world at the moment. Can you please come to Geelong? We have a normal mayor.... 
1	Thank you Harding science department for only giving us 55 minutes for our final. 
1	@Mike_Ashley_Out @towlawrian @nufcfans I guess this is where he lost a couple of million to Lambias, is it?   #LudicrousStory
0	@CataCarryOn I moved here from north Jersey and was a big Rangers fan until the Coyotes came to town. Where are you from?
0	stl.You Will Never Win Again RT @viggie_kopite: New Manager? New Striker? New Transfer Committee? (cont) http://t.co/vQkvIx4eNX
0	@TedSkibinski @RedState @PamelaJaneVP Maybe they are going to jump in and land on something that is technically not "the ground". ;)
1	also sick names 
0	Babysitting night! Hoping my car doesn't get towed bc idk where to park :face_with_open_mouth_and_cold_sweat:
0	@LR_Lam you mean... it doesn't mean 'so much hate'..? .... oh..... orz
1	@TelegraphPromos @Mistress_Fiona Second prize is TWO signed copies of Boris' book. #onlyKidding 
1	#Corpsman wisdom: I had a head cold, so I took my own advice - Motrin, hydrated and changed my socks. Cold eliminated  #navy
0	Follow> @StartOnlineHere now for great tweets about starting an online shop! http://t.co/XYabZWuO5w StartOnlineHere
1	@BigKev67 @jennyah46 it's ok Kev, Gurney's bowling the next over 
1	I take blazing hot showers so I can get used to burning in the pits of hell. #ifitsreal 
0	Festive #ff to @titaniumaccount @RightmoveAddict @aroundthehouses @BCTLC @TheJamHouse @IAB_Bham @BrumChamber @jackiedeburca @Brumstew
0	I love procrastinating but I hate cramming.. -_- 
1	: Entertaining journalists collecting facts about annoying dentists. #Entertaining=#Annoying #FactAboutDentist
0	#your biggest task is to get me to look #how shall one do that?  looking #none of them #cleverclogs #shld #know #my #nakhre too
1	Zuckerberg says he wears a grey t-shirt everyday because he doesn't want to waste time on things that don't matter||He runs Facebook||
1	My stomach is a Wonderland for gas inducing bacteria. #blessed 
0	Here comes the universe. #TMLtalk #Leafs
1	Thank God the #Knicks re-signed Carmelo.  #TheBullsCanHaveHim
0	Heaven knows I'm miserable now ... #TheSmiths #girl #old #ohwow #InstaSize  #a #goodmood #weirdpose http://t.co/2t8G2YsUZU
1	Should be a balanced view then  @pjhelliar @theprojecttv
0	@Quikr Alone Tonight cause its a personal song which helps me to imagine myself beyond another world. |#GoSupersonicQuikr|@aboveandbeyond
0	@DorlaCoddington @wherePHILLY Thx. If thry real why dont you have them? Friend me on http://t.co/OXybfwwWb6
0	Boone Pratt- The Evolution Will Be Televised (Directed By Devin Gibson o...: http://t.co/xLzKxSdyS6 via> @YouTube
1	Off to brave Tesco. Humungous shopping list, hail outside #ohbliss 
0	@carlyaquilino:  weird http://t.co/ApFZyGEtVr @gampnasty
0	Breaking up with your girl so you don't have to buy her any presents ||#lowbudget #smartmove  #a #good #idea #butscheming doe
0	#Comptroller: #CitiBike #Stations, #Bikes  #Being #Properly #Maintained: As CitiBike gears up to expand, the... http://t.co/BPAiKun5ft
1	Ooh! Someone knows how to click the 'Unfollow' button. I'm impressed!  #beforeCoffee http://t.co/Cm1UldR6d5
0	I'm so ready to get drunk tonight
0	I think the new sweater I bought is a maternity sweater. Oh well. Its super cozy
1	Double dance with the boys is what makes a Monday worthwhile 
1	Obama wants closer relations with a Marxist nation... I'm SHOCKED I tell you!  SHOCKED!    #cuba http://t.co/as75A3kJ9z
0	@bigbillybmoney oh haha no they ain't :face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_tears_of_joy: you ain't even seen em
1	Being able to think your self angry is such a nice gift to have...  #ItsACurse
0	@johnmcternan @theSNP in the paper that supported the blackshirts. 
0	you are the one LYING @RBRNetwork1 @TheOldBreed1775 @Dolphin__Man @Joseph_WarrenDR @jus1314tin
1	Cool to know I have people I can talk to when having a shit night. 
0	@Espngreeny OSU opponents record much better than Baylor. Outright conf champs. Wins against 7 tms with winning records (Baylor 3)
1	@dudleymbc happy new year to you too!! Thanks for the reply 
0	dressing gown on, turkey and buffalo sauce sandwich in hand and big fat quiz of the year  #moving #ever #again
0	@etownmiller at $8.25 per day those are definitely not Costco socks! I must say this " funky sock" movement is kinda cool.
1	A tiring selfiee!!but yet looks #freshh :P Aftr long work!!! I love unii  http://t.co/zX7sqmztxe
0	This has nothing to do with anything at all, but I hate the word "fleek". It sounds like something I'd name my Neopet.
0	Oomf should be chowed in her mom's car
0	Stop living like a king, you're not one So using this in real life. #ExodusMovie
1	I think I might be an artist  #flowers #pretty #love #beautiful #painting #art #nature #lchs http://t.co/Gq9zYIvApN
0	i'm really stoked about going abroad in the fall. and well next week but that's for completely different reasons. #imissmyboyfriend
0	"Look behind you" # Tara # Ella # Starbucks #mytopgirls @ The Omni Santry http://t.co/6fDS3kpjc7
1	@fausAlien i don't like yellow but most of my things are yellow.  hi kapitana!!! Nagaaral kmi ni @Gel_ALIENlover ASDFGHJKL HUHUHU
0	Love ya Jerry, but what the heck was that?
0	I'm not usually a fan of anything #pumpkin or #pumpkinspiced but OMG. These are the best cookies I've... http://t.co/Lyr8HuLnSW
0	Image via We Heart It https://t.co/jqsXRQt8Yd #boy #funny #girl #K #mad  #ok http://t.co/0tZwekjkvD
1	Take my time because I want it all right?  http://t.co/NxkFIWFs8I
0	@sowinski521 annnnddddddd your opinion is irrelevant
0	#Its  #Over, Its Not Finished|Its Not Ending, Its Only The #Beginning When #God Is In It, #All #Things Are... http://t.co/AeUf5jNxwU
1	@Ike58Reese I know, but in the big spot (the only time I've watched him) he choked! Haha! Must mean he sucks, right? 
0	@UberStaub oh my fingers stick together
1	Can't wait to work with the dream team again today!! #delilyfe  :see-no-evil_monkey:
1	I just love a chaotic school run!!!...
1	@joshtiffers this is my new fave thing on facebook  #sexpest http://t.co/OpIVUx5Qxh
0	@andyyoung2 @maneezafmcl @im_seo_Alan please reply to this gentleman on behalf of all of us here @Foodjob #jokles  #gotrealworktodo
1	My luck just keeps getting better and better 
1	@RWwatchMA Deutsch is a misogynistic toad; how shocking he's a bigot too  .... #HandsUpDontShoot
0	> @CleartalkingCom Google Drive Review http://t.co/aqd6oRJ0Wb
0	@tumblrthings: don't say anything... just retweet it https://t.co/9ovHj1YzFp @Lloydgallagher3 @bigtant1986 @Boydie1990
1	@lucasharriss_ Ok, hope it will rain soon  :confounded_face:
0	http://t.co/1izmy5gP0j nope, you do NOT fit that definition @RBRNetwork1 @JoeHilgerman @1_Free_Man @Anan_VII @ABPT_Rocket
1	Second day in a row that I'm late to work. Thanks, @MTA. Service definitely worth a fare hike.  http://t.co/dqMSB5JVHG
1	Yeah so I'm on a diet:slice_of_pizza:  http://t.co/RfgZvzuBC5
0	#notcies #eu Ebola leaves hundreds of thousands facing hunger in three worst-hit countries http://t.co/g79X9se31R
1	Don't be offended when you hear #HappyHolidays when people refer to #Christmas. The word 'holiday' is derived from "Holy Day". #fb 
0	@MughalowOwais @BatoolMisbah lol  then
0	WOW Doutzen looks amazing after having a baby
1	It is always nice when I am taking a cig break at like 2am at my house and I hear weird creepy noises and its really dark 
1	J Cole has a song about being a Virgin and then not being a virgin. #musicalgenius #innovation 
0	@SpotJSO Thanks for the update Spot. I'm good w/ That. |If you can Post some stuff on this on my blog: http://t.co/JUmMWi0AyT
0	http://t.co/juRDWnOQ8z  so Ugly Christmas Sweater Women's Sz M http://t.co/rcXS7QXZkw
1	We'll that was a great way to start off my morning :grinning_face: 
1	Now I see why this play wasn't reviewed. Because it wasn't even close.  http://t.co/jWu6lbpv5m
0	Catching up on the RHOA!!!!#love the drama
0	Never has an #Australia been more dependant on govt money than we are now #Sad #socialism #Unrealistic PEOPLE we spend more than we earn...
1	@danisnotonfire which one is more disturbing dan? Tickling an elf's:aubergine: or biting it..... #philisinnocent  :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes::pistol: http://t.co/0cTCRH94DW
1	@jimspellmanTV @RT_com hitting the big issues, champ. 
0	 RT @RumoursImADiva: RumourIsImADad's accent...
0	@onejoey @hoppykristin least I could do for barging into your convo!
1	#Video on #Jesus and #Bulldogs which is #deep and #meaningful|cough, |#dog #dogs #bulldog #religion #vlog|http://t.co/HoUeTiFR2N
0	@van_strael @NatGeo |We live in a world where even the neighbors look alien. 
1	@Fleshframes plus my memory is short and I deleted all those pic you shared. Boom. 
1	Nice weekend off but back at work tonight. Over the fucking moon 
0	Bridal#jewels#exciting range#hand made#high quality jewellery on the high street#bespoke#custom http://t.co/fzhWTNzaf4
1	@Heathmusic So...I should click on the link in your private message to see the nasty rumor going around about me?  #boohackers
1	My current Christmas song obsession. Played it non-stop all weekend  http://t.co/rLI4hTUXnv via @YouTube
0	Flight diverted over boiling water incident http://t.co/FPT6yjxYIm
1	For 9 grand a year we definitely get all of the information we need in this practical class 
0	@JuveUnited what happens if I RT ?
0	Sneaking in a round of mini golf at #hollywooddriveingolf at #universal #citiwalk before the kiddos... http://t.co/iHDeyYYlsi
0	My Twitter account is worth $100.20, according to Social Account Worth Calculator. See how much you're worth http://t.co/mxFLRaALZQ
1	The  of taking a break from reading about #socialmedia to check my social media.
0	Video: By @sororitypups "@dipmagazine #wifeyseries Drops Today, with #covermodels @erickaajanae and... http://t.co/ir1K325lOz
1	@kirsch71 @united I hope that all those people who missed connecting flights take joy in this wonderful experience.  #sorrynotsorry
1	@NovusOrdoWatch He was caught attending...*gasp* a Latin Mass. 
1	I love how @Gcash14 can stay up and tweet but can't stay up and hang out with me! #truebro 
0	lol has his website been suspended again? @jumbopaperclips @RBRNetwork1
1	The worst is when they consider things like "conservative tribune" as a credible source of information. Totally not bias. 
0	#RedSox RT @pgammo: Meanwhile, in Caguas, Rusney Castillo goes 4-5 with mammoth HR. man, Alex Cora loves this guy
1	I just want to thank e-l-e-n-a-t on tumblr for spoiling me #BOFA -.- ... Honestly? Fuck you! #martinfreeman
1	I love waking up five minutes before I have to be at school... 
0	I already can't wait for Julia to come back.
1	Its gonna be a loooong day..  but yolo lets have fun :smiling_face_with_open_mouth_and_tightly-closed_eyes: 
0	@snake_moore You're slipping back into hate figure territory
1	Being used is such a great feeling...
1	Meanwhile in Zimbabwe the South African imposed government promises to stamp out corruption. 
0	People are loving this Funk. Let's keep the Tweet going on. http://t.co/4miR8pQG5J
0	Where I am  @ Boys Town http://t.co/dr01zwqGhQ
0	I have footy socks on, trackies, a tee, a fluffy dressing gown and I'm wrapped up in my quilt... I sweating bean but shivering my nuds off
1	My finger is so ducking attractive without my bandage tbh!!! 
1	Accidentally breaking your own computer when your tech support! Haha , talk about employee of the month  #techSupport :personal_computer::floppy_disk::pistol:
1	So glad all that voting was put to good use! 
1	Ppl make blanket statements about a whole race as a defense that they are sick of hearing about race 
1	I just love being wide awake at 4am 
1	The word "Taliban" comes from the root word "Talib" which means a student. |#PeshawarAttack #DeathToTaliban #DeathToISIS
1	Yay its fucking Monday life is so perfect and magical I love everything 
1	Event technology session is having Internet problems.   #HSC2024
0	#marleyandme RT @alexspeier: Sources tell @bradfo and me that Dodgers are showing serious interest in Jon Lester.
1	Can anyone tell iv been uploading items onto depop today lol  #lotsofdepopuploaded
0	@YodelOnline where's me boots happy
0	It scares me when I think about what things will be like a year from now! #2015
0	The last Twolves game I was jacked for was right after the lockout in 2011 vs. OKC (Rubio's 1st game)... I wonder if I when I will again?
1	Everybody is out there traveling the world and I'm sitting here studying maps for my last exam #jealousy  #almostdone
1	cleaning up spew is a definite highlight of my job!! 
0	@b_shantel right! Clearly the po-po has been playing too much Call of Duty
1	@Dov67 @ThisIsPalestine Actually Israel's demand renders it antisemitic acc to your mate's favourite non definition of antisem. 
1	Thank you, strange vet husband at the bar, for reminding me that I will be in debt until I die.   #studentloans
1	Love that I can count on people. 
1	@CalmKitchen @menhealuk I smashed my Samsung galaxy running back to the car trying to avoid a parking ticket 
1	Yea I love it when 2 is already throwing a tantrum upon waking up. Totally. Awesome. :ok_hand_sign:  @NannyProbss
0	The winner goes to this stocking! They bribed me. ;) http://t.co/JagIuUrxe7
1	: World's most villainous climate criminal, Australia, attempts to heavy other nations at Lima http://t.co/m3DO7rgLRg #auspol
0	I'd rather you know and be upset than hide it for you to only question things later
1	It's almost 1am and @princezz1989 and I are arguing on why the guy is cute or not. Really. This is our lives. Come on were adults. 
0	@whipappeal_6 not always. They've found them in $500k homes
1	Thanks @garrynewman for taking down http://t.co/Putii8Waue <3 We all love you for this <3 
1	@caboosemichaelj yeah. So as you can see, I have great success with the ladies! And I'm totally excited for having sex some more! 
0	Senate Just Confirmed a New Cabinet Member That Has 2nd Amendment Supporters Furious - The Senate confirme... http://t.co/3TvNFNw8tn
1	Having nothing you studied be on the test is just fckn greaaat 
0	marty posts FACTS with PROOF you? you make shit up @RBRNetwork1 @IndyEnigma @TheOldBreed1775 @jus1314tin
0	Falling asleep to the sound of rain is so relaxing :umbrella_with_rain_drops:️
0	Ok...so these two are my #AbsoluteFavs and I am  ashamed to admit that I actually cried when my... http://t.co/PEDCoI3MLg
0	@rbr07 @TonyBarretTimes indeed two people from the opposite political divide not slinging insults. What is twitter coming to 
1	The biggest  is that #Taliban gunned down school kids in the same country that #Malala received the Nobel prize for #Education #Ouch
0	@vidalovesvida I don't think I've ever even made weed brownies in my life...idk where you get this bizarre idea from lol
1	What a B.E.A.utiful day in Scotland!! :) #rain #gales  lol
0	@SnarkySteff nice. We make it in a pot with butter & Himalayan salt. Sometimes with infused salts for a change.
1	Looking forward to doing my 4 page essay tonight :face_savouring_delicious_food: seems like fun 
0	I'll grin or ill grin. There's two ways to read my name.
1	SEEING @AlpEmiel ON SATURDAY whaddddddup #legend 
0	A new year about to start|So many people came so many went|But always wat's gone is better.
0	Yoga pants, a sweatshirt, and nikes, am I @RosieMorse yet? :face_with_tears_of_joy:
0	BITCH WHERE THE FUCK U THINK IM GOING?????|BETTER SIT ON DOWN WITH THE REST OF THESE BITCHES WAITTNG FOR ME TO MOVE....  NEVA
1	#great  #A #All #Burst #Christmas #diy #crafts|Please RT: http://t.co/sGEY4HKIoC http://t.co/khr5RY3FgA
1	Taking a final then going straight to work. I'm just peachy about it. 
0	May be cold tomorrow, December 28, 2014! A low of -7℃ - dress warm!
1	@sickill buuuut fast iteration and prototyping to production-ready code! 
0	@AndLeoHud You're on my "People Who Antagonize Me" list. http://t.co/MpNrw3Dq1s via @99u 
0	Let's go CAVS!!! #cleveland #cavs #cavaliers #nba @ Quicken Loans Arena http://t.co/QiSPa7nC8B
0	@CBCToronto: Toronto man finds woman with ex-girlfriend's name for free trip around the world I should have changed my name!!!!!
0	Chenua Achebe - when things fall apart
0	@MikeIsler Thank you! I think i filled it out correctly
1	Girls who dip>>> 
0	what do you think? good name or what?|@HondoLane @brownbearmike1 @laurarubin7
0	:flag_for_Faroe_Islands:🇱🇱🇴🇼 THIS:|#TSU website now worth $1.5 Million!||You get paid for posting!|http://t.co/OXybfwwWb6 http://t.co/3rW8P7GfW8
1	Monday mornings are my fave :) 
1	Thanks mum for farting ... Not once, but twice during dinner with the BF. #NiceOne 
0	Being on #socialmedia is already pretty good, but they also master  of irony... Do we tell them? http://t.co/DSuNUQlTyW
0	Let's set the record straight McCoist the player legend Fact !!! The man held us together when no one else would !!!! Won't ever b forgotten
0	History check anyone know what this is? http://t.co/KtR2yqKrxd
0	Off in to town to get a bday prezzy, how rude to have a birthday in Xmas week #BusyBee
1	The  of how worst films become must see #films: http://t.co/rNJ4tl6syj
1	@maiwaby You are freer in Bethlehem than you would be anywhere in rest of the Arab world!   much
0	@TMJ4Steve @AlTruda73 not knowing that it was about covering the points hasn't kept us from winning two weeks and almost winning a 3rd.
0	@Cameronjwalker4 I don't think, I know x
0	This kid right here makes me so happy :heavy_black_heart:️ #nephew http://t.co/4J4wI6qp2v
0	If this is love i don't wanna be loved , You pollute the room with your filthy tongue  #getscared
1	@SouthamptonFC @whufc_official Yeah thanks for that! 
0	Stop trying to make me post my location, twitter. I don't want to post my location. Stop.
0	Just seen the result| What the actual.... #saintsfc
0	Get Updated with Basant Rai is out! http://t.co/YKJvVSaW7O Stories via @MasculistA @subichaturvedi @BJPLucknowBJP
0	@Neilby70 @TonyBrown03 @ParkzTheDon @PatrickStan14 @goodgary99 @LosDaGooner @GazTheGooner84 Ya welcome hunny:kiss_mark:
1	Good thing y days not ruined.... 
1	@dannyV916 @bagmansgirl Yes. I want to honor someone who died so I'll go steal a TV and Xbox and whatever else I feel entitled to 
0	Long Gold Layered Pipe Necklace Set $20|Leave email for invoice http://t.co/kOeoSmzCPj
1	Dang my selfie game is on point when I'm drinking  #actuallysorry
0	but he is a lot of laughs @ken_malinowski @hiramabiffarch @HotNostrilsrFun @P4R4L3G4L @RBRNetwork1
1	So if three geeks can bring down the whole of Microsoft and Sony networks..my annual firewall subscription is worth every penny!||
1	Good news! Thanks to the #ACA, my husbands insurance premium jumped up 971.2% in one year! Hooray!  #ThanksObama
0	@aadashusain to you too. :) :thumbs_up_sign:
0	@justacoolcat I just texted you. Now I'm going to sleep-not ignoring
1	Nothing is better then an 8am class. 
0	#Net #neutrality: #Cisco, #Intel, #IBM #warn #FCC  #to #crack #down #on #ISPs: More than 60 #technology... http://t.co/qQJf62RZmz
1	Cluck! RT @DJB627: Most transparent administration ever sends password-protected documents to Oversight.  #Gruber
0	@WiseMissKay: Sometimes you have to forget what you feel and remember what you deserve.
1	Working super early on a Friday, when your will is weakest, is a pure treat.  #tired #stormageddon #ArrowMidSeasonFinale
0	I like how people freak out when they hear I'm still getting paid while I'm off for over 2 weeks. Join the military, duh.
0	So, @GdayJohnKim faved my tweet. What was my reaction?....my parents thought I went crazy.  Ashamed http://t.co/pXCXM28dgR
0	@Cameronjwalker4 miss u I'm leaving on 7th so .... Need to see you before I go :weary_face::weary_face::weary_face::weary_face:
0	@MyzzCryz she went from a faded orange mess to a dark brown with red streaks. I, of course, forgot to take pictures.
0	#MY #Husband is  your concern #StopTxtnHim its #NotOk #youknowwhoyouare!!!
0	You'd hope that a film like that would lose relevance after a couple decades, but nope.
1	Nothing like waking up to the sweet sounds of your cat trying to chew the shoelaces off your husband's new boots 
0	Each snooze button is more tempting than the last :sleeping_face::squared_sos:
0	Fucked up.  in the mood at all
1	Coin ! WatcherOnAWall: Anyone else find it sad that we have to remind Conservative Republicans that Torture is wrong? #TortureReport ...
0	Tamir Rice's Memorial is today. His family had plans of seeing him grow up. Not gunned down by police. Police?  http://t.co/bxuKPNF01r
1	Eating sweets in PE 
1	No need to act like I'm the fav child, I know this already. 
1	Funny your the broken one now Im the only one who needed saving.|
0	my baby will  have caps on her teeth #negative
0	I come up with some ridiculous scenarios in my head :thought_balloon:
1	Love that I still have kids that still wake up early on Christmas  #justkiddingIlovethem
0	@WadeVanHooser i am okay with a trade, but they better get a darn good package and it better not be in the division
0	My Com professor keeps talking about Twitter. ||Lel
1	Oh how I love this  http://t.co/UWqFZJdlkv
0	@MistressMental Frisky at 2am? That's nothing new. 
1	Love that my buses are every half an hour:angry_face::pouting_face::face_with_look_of_triumph: 
0	@fbourdeau @ChrisLaBossiere @alexabboud All the more reason for it. Competition breeds innovation & the consumer wins.
0	http://t.co/5NzWiNlzi2  so Ugly *Size SMALL* Christmas Sweater Cardi Basic Editions Holiday Vintage http://t.co/dwTxGOdB7z
1	I just love when you test my patience! :white_smiling_face:️ 
1	Welcome to twitter @orafa2 myself n @SlimDandyMUFC r at ur service as ur twitter coaches 
1	@BIGJOEONTHEGO #ThingsBetterThanTitansJags napalm hotwings #bigjoefavorite  love the show #keep it real
0	Sometimes I can make funny comments #boyfriend #text #justgothomefromdinner #smiles #funny  #lovehim http://t.co/baDqzH0PdT
0	Dayum, I really got the house to myself while my brother still has school all week :smiling_face_with_sunglasses:
0	 a bad idea! http://t.co/WU41rVVVjw
1	You know when you send presents to friends who live far away and they never get there.. and you handmade most of the stuff.. yay 
1	I used to joke around about my cats being able to open my doors, never expected it happen. 
0	We buy into liberal individualism and see our individual fate as black people in no way linked to the collective fate-Bell Hooks #Ferguson
0	@bayer04fussball draw, @s04 draw, @Everton going to lose, Pelle on my bench in fantasy, been a fucking shit night for me.
1	 how half of the world is suffering from obesity and the other half is dying of famine!!!!!
0	I got to meet a real CSI tonight #cool but the little jerks who broke into his office at 2am  cool:pouting_face:
1	If his Twitter account is any sign, then this book looks to be a must read  id rather read twilight http://t.co/HZDJZcEaOD
1	UK PM making sure child abusers are brought to justice. I can assume people will be brought to justice  #lies http://t.co/HFlLqWTcrX
1	Balak to Balaam: "Come now, curse this people for me..for I know that he whom you bless is blessed, and he whom you curse is cursed." 
0	Guru's to newbies, everyone's getting in on this while they can. You need to see it RIGHT NOW http://t.co/Sen6bOk78i
1	doing mental calculations and realizing that your chances of passing a module are slim to none is fantastic 
0	@gayingmorality tis the season for unwanted gifts!
1	"My future? I still enjoy it (playing football) too much and I play with passion" -Totti......oh no the team is doomed..... #asroma 
1	Awh I love her replies, they get me feeling all types of ways!  #noreplies #StoryOfMyLife http://t.co/FGbFjhCOoV
0	There's always that one friend to motivate and make you feel better. El7amdellah 3la wjoodch fe 7ayaty yaa dctortna el jameela <3 @Galb_dxb
0	@dirtydeathdog ok thanks,one more question: does a Computer Scientist take the same salary as a Computer Communication Engineer?
1	@bmw937 stoked...
0	@PatNeshek huge congrats on signing! Couldn't be happier for you & the fam. ||How's the view from Everest? |#OriginalPatNeshekFanClubMember
0	Please dont fuck with me when I first wake up a morning person!
1	Are they allowed to be touching each other's kneecaps like that?? #questionable #NOA #onuchapel 
0	Produce all kinds of Creative Designs #hypebeast| http://t.co/FFr9n5OwyW http://t.co/BuXfJWZ4WC
1	I'm seeing #catfish while I search for a #fishsitter for my #goldfish, #LoveLife 
0	#page#found#404 http://t.co/rIfWvIm8K5
0	you know what would make break 1000000x times better?||not having practice.
0	@espn @ESPNCFB @SEC @CollegeGameDay with their SEC bias right now: http://t.co/Fdthuhjgsx
0	#If we're  #careful, #literacy #will #become #a #historical #blip: It's a summer... http://t.co/fl2FomCYXU
1	"@HikeTheGamer: .@PlayStation @Xbox EVERYTHING IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)  http://t.co/A2lyi2bbDD"
1	@veebex haha cannot wait for monday  at it's best.. cheers
1	 the people #BillCosby looked down upon are ones coming to his defense. This isn't about race,it's about rape! http://t.co/PD4GUCPPKV
0	@LouiseRosalia I'm good at banter... :face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_tears_of_joy:
1	Just yelled at #someone #telling me to do #something #youre  my #mum #mistake was...it was actually my mum
0	the "2/3=75%" is also in the top 10 LOL @TimOwensby @RBRNetwork1 @IndyEnigma @CalFreedomMom
0	@NinaWmakeup  a#chance#till#January! #this is so good #you always make me#smile
0	 doesn't convey what I want though. #twitterproblemsforme
0	It's hard to take people seriously who can't spell and think grammar is a type of cracker.
1	What an Irony! The Police divide us, The Terrorists Unite us! #Terrorism #PoliceBrutality 
0	@Praise1300 Tamir knows Mike Brown raised his hands & was shot dead. He wanted cops to see he had a BB Gun & was still shot dead.
0	@lavina_khatwani @Vh1Supersonic is giving you a chance to win 10 #GoSupersonic #Goa passes. Follow them for more details. |#SuperDayLineup
0	@craigcalcaterra Let me put my bet in with whoever would take action on such a thing... I'd think Oliva & Howsam should be easy.
0	NO PAİN- NO GAİN ! |#Fit #Fitness #gym |#No  #Give #Up :fisted_hand_sign::flexed_biceps: http://t.co/SUDpHIbdEZ
0	#BBC #News -- #Denmark #challenges #Russia and #Canada #over #North #Pole. http://t.co/toAn6TGXcl
0	@adambelz @lee_osp @Vruno is this your first visit to a comment section?
1	I shun the workplace chit chat, to look at what happening on twitter  #randomtweet
1	Shoes on make-up done ! I'm ready 
0	Love watching #latenightfilms. Enjoyed #MockingjayPart1 @cineworld #didsbury. Ta @sophie_louise24. #Grateful to have such a #goodfriend.
1	@SteveSGoddard Steve, Steve, Steve. That's Data. You'll never win any hearts and minds if you don't appeal for the poor polar bears 
1	@GasBuddyGuy @GasBuddy so glad I bought a diesel car 2 years ago 
0	http://t.co/kmipajconx Dont mess with a #Ninja ! #KO http://t.co/4yT7wLCqZA
1	@therealchris831 like a group of unsuccessful idiots who can't even manage to scrounge up a quarter? That's pretty cool I guess Chris 
0	I can't wait to jump in my bed tonight and sleep!:sleeping_face: #sotired
0	can the next person who wants to educate me on any point please be very bloody educates before they speak to me, getting bored now
1	Sat on yet another stationary @FGW train for 15 minutes with no explanation from the driver. Your service is just top drawer. 
0	@Bavarianshady u simply cant win with @viggie_kopite if it is twitter fight!!! :-P
0	@dariusporter68 Ohhhh yeaah the girl from your favorite couple wants me to come hang with her lol BRUH wtf is this lol 
0	he did, proof he lacks reading comprehension skills @Anan_VII @RBRNetwork1 @Dolphin__Man @Graves9
0	Mmmm RT @phemoi: !!!! @TemmyAFC: Faved. @nifemisinzu: If Southampton wins, I'll post a nude.."
1	@HMRCcustomers You know this is wrong don't you http://t.co/00WSRV7RcS Please help us out here #EUVAT 
0	@tomwookieford agreed. It's a very cool place. And I just love the rocks.
0	Thank you for all your Retweets @jbboats #TopForm
0	@kaylz96 no , not anymore. :persevering_face:
1	Grown women acting like children is my favorite.  #dramatic
0	Coming to the conclusion that Apple IS Skynet #terminator #apocalypseiscoming #warofthemachines
1	Working hard right now  http://t.co/ZrW0j1TgNt
0	Interesting stats. PO's are good! The bad apples ruin it for all.|http://t.co/bqIn0clXjc #tcot #Ferguson #EricGarner
0	@JRBloomfield That's a much nicer idea, actually.
1	@bophiesurch SHE SHOWED YOU! 
0	I liked a @YouTube video from @_stylebydani_ http://t.co/QGjcBlZYPt 2015 Challenge! Style By Dani
1	Husband coming home early? #mongkok #kowloon #hongkong #dongiotravels  #50thfloor ... http://t.co/vvAWP30vua http://t.co/qdEScaifSk
1	@ddelafebre illridewithyou 
0	This team from Covington, KY pretty much sucks. #gosteelers
0	Song of the Day: "The Lights and Buzz" - Jack's Mannequin.
1	Ready to conquer the day:face_with_stuck-out_tongue_and_winking_eye:  @yn0htna #leavemealonemom #my2fave:heavy_black_heart:️#bahhumbug http://t.co/jQ9aJBISbW
1	MLS Transactions 2015 #MLS http://t.co/hGIAVdLyx7|#TFC making waves again   2 b fair it will take more than 2 players to fix this
1	Bush Govt to be prosecuted under Geneva Convention for torture after CIA methods & VP admission exposed. http://t.co/SV4j6clfUB 
1	Just got an email from the law school saying 3 people have infringed copyright by not referencing properly..in our essay on copyright 
0	Being mom tonight was both refreshing and a real tbt
0	then that means it HAS to be square to him @kevinlicklider @TimOwensby @RBRNetwork1 @IndyEnigma @CalFreedomMom
1	The BOLD BAKERY by Sarah-Brockett #bakery  http://t.co/zl5zxAD62Z
1	99 % of Maldives is water. Yet, we're experiencing a water shortage. 
0	Getting some night heli shots of @crotched_mountain for @chudnor @djiglobal @gopro #nh #skiing... http://t.co/ZSLKCP5TKx
0	@TheKooriWoman My ex husband's autopsy report from the coroner took ages too, it just seems to be the slow machinations of the process.
0	Sometimes I wonder, am I the mouse, or am I the experimenter?
1	*rushes to take the "Which Christmas cookie am I?" personality test* 
1	Fun night with these girls. It may look like we are eating dessert but its just for show ... http://t.co/cOG9RANpdr
1	Breaking news!  RT @liverpool: Mario Balotelli isn't a team player, according to Adel Taarabt http://t.co/UB48QVWkEE
0	Isn't the point to learn how to craft our own reality? What am I missing here? Should we not be different?   #wat?http://t.co/6r8ZnKS31F
1	"@ZozeeBo:The stuff press write about it literally ridiculous!"Would it be harsh to point out the lack of literacy here? #ghostwriter 
1	It's being 200 yrs since the west had their industrial revolution but in 21st cent Ghana, an industrial de-revolution is happening. 
1	"Original Content is hard to come by." -Anonymous #writingtips  #quoteoftheday
1	@Kennyade92 @RC1023FM there are more lawful ways the lawmakers whould av gone about gaining entrance not by breaking the law  kind of
0	@_Jencita_ congrats , so cute :)
1	I guess I'll eat leftovers for breakfast AGAIN, while others get black bear.. #cuzididntwantgoodfood  #truth #hungry :unamused_face::thumbs_up_sign:
0	People aren't as beautiful as they look #people  #beautiful #look #walk #talk #personality #love #care #share http://t.co/27TB6vdqWq
1	#Laundrymatfun#LOL#YesIsaidNOT#spincycle#youspinmeround#recordplayer#thatsmykid#80smusic#teachingth http://t.co/jhIjrzRGl9
0	Connacht Camogie champions 2014! 3 years in a row! Hon HRC! #MountbellewIsAHurlingStronghold  #HolyRosary4life #SeniorB :smiling_face_with_open_mouth_and_smiling_eyes::person_raising_both_hands_in_celebration::trophy::baseball:
0	Going to the Rec tonight. #beingproductive
1	But someone selling a pack of cigarettes gets a death penalty  #EricGarner
0	@NewAmerica @Heritage @Gundisalvus Remember when Pres. spoke of how great America is and how strong we the people are if we work together?
1	Off to bed can't wait to feel this hangover. |
1	America released the Cuban spies to get Cuba to release the American spy who caught those Cuban spies. 
0	Why can I hear a chicken? This is Fulham for gods sake!
0	@AuntFlo_28 a day or two after.
0	#Daesh,#Taliban all need to become part of 'The religion of "PIECES"|My heart goes out to all the of the victims of #PeshawarAttack
0	http://t.co/ySZ6vrKEle #TeensAnalyzed  Not expirienced, but cock hungry
1	Gotta study and I'm like, who cares?!  #perksofbeingasenior :thumbs_down_sign:
1	StephenFry: @FundieFunnies Oooh - busted by superior understanding ...! Crestfallen and shamed.  http://t.co/s10ep0Qsvv
1	I deff missed my mom yelling up the stairs "chanelle wake up!!!!!!" #lmao  #stfu jks love u cuz you'll prob see this
0	@Milanforever138 @RossellaMarrai 47% for Serie A ? Is this for real ?
0	"A year ago|my cat was hit by|a car.... this is him|today." is a great quote
1	Time to continue cleaning out my closet. Happy, happy, joy, joy. 
0	@z_o_m_b_ii_e see http://t.co/OXybfwwWb6||#1000ADAY |#FOLLOWME |#FOLLOWNGAIN |#TEAMTOFOLLOW|#TEAMFOLLOWBACK ||RETWEET & GAIN FOLLOWERS.
1	Fav part abt Xmas day..getting merry Xmas tweets from ppl who NEVER talk to me #kys #idontcare 
1	A whole day at NS w/clients. YAY. 
1	@MU_Foundation @ManUtd Nice to see @LukeShaw3 taking the time to visit a poorly fan (in hospital Phil Jones)   #Alwaysinjured #MUFC
0	#notcias #eu #europ Conselho Europeu 18-19 Dezembro 2014 - Click here for more up-to-date information on the Euro... http://t.co/wTtywbC1uu
1	 It's a comforting thought:every tax payer will b reminded of #OCARE being rammed in2 law when answering questions on 2014 tax forms
0	Oh noes! The night train Berlin-Malmö runs only during summer! http://t.co/nJYk9hf6PQ & me who was planning a long comfortable train trip :(
1	#LRT -- Gee. Good thing there's no #WarOnWomen. 
1	So let me get this straight he was going to sign with UFC no matter what wifey said? #HappyMarriage 
1	@loic Does it imply you can get off facebook using crack or cocaine? .
0	Responsibility = the ability to respond|To control yourself and be in charge of your life
0	@Melissa_Barrow hahahah Donna being inspirational and shit :face_with_tears_of_joy: that's great
0	Morning #monday people  long know keep working hard! #MakeSussexSafe 01273276865
1	So they lost....such a shame...I was really rooting for them ... #LFC
1	@AJtedded: Aaaaaand to read "Big Sleep" because can't get any sleep...  http://t.co/BzEhrjZEKS
1	Stuck behind someone who can't do the speed limit #lateforwork #fuck #happymonday 
0	What was the last picture you took with your phone? -- a pic of syresatt vatten of Ikea's bottle http://t.co/BpsXPI1Qk8
1	Gotta love the "friends" I have out here hahahah  #nosuchthing
1	|| Flattery will get me everywhere  [@TaliaHaleTW]
1	@SkyNews Wow! I can now afford that holiday I've always wanted! 
1	Times my trip home perfectly  #drenched #sydney #storm #wet http://t.co/2OxuJk3uJb
0	it  just had to snow and cancel our Vball tournament today...:pistol::pouting_face::pouting_face::pouting_face::pouting_face: #ball #is  #life
1	This is how I responded|"More movies about heterosexuality. I really wish they would stop shoving their lifestyle down our throats." 
1	 - the true definition - #Iran hosting a conference against extremist! http://t.co/BT5UJR1Cpa
1	Hmm...Scott Mitchell v Tony O'Shea or Phil Taylor v Raymond van Barneveld...what a difficult decision!!!  #DartsWorldChampionship #PDC
1	"@FlTNESS:Let's go workout! That jiggle is not going to jiggle itself away #ThingsYouSayToYourBestFriend" this is so us  @dearrcatherine
0	@Cutneaux who said that retarded nonsense?
0	@DestinyTheGame Hope 2015 will be a great year for Destiny on PC :p @Bungie
1	@crystalluxmore they can be assured you'll recommend them! 
0	#Hunger #has  #vanished #from #our #affluent, even #overweight, #society –  http://t.co/7AqtTD2xYN
1	@CarlosDenWA great Christmas present . Unreal what the alcohol industry will do to lure young people. #sad#nosocialconscience
1	Such a great damn day. 
0	@MailOnline @Abdullah_Azfal can't even bring myself to read this #rip
0	You know you love an author when you figure out how a book ends long before it does but can't wait to see how the author actually ends it
1	father sent me down to buy ingredients cos he wanna fry some noodles up i remembered everything else but the noodles #somuchwin 
0	I still love the newsroom regardless of what everyone else thinks
0	This is not the moon. Pictures like the moon is made of light bulbs.  #the #moon :) http://t.co/4oeU3FGv8o
0	"@SchmidtSTL: Thanks to @automaticg. I think I backed into the playoffs! Playoff matchup: TacoCorp v Gronkey Punch 
0	oh yeah,  its official #im  #crazy http://t.co/bgcLDJQIR6
1	Oh well, looks like we are back to square 1. Batie and Bridge. This is going to go so well    #BoldandBeautiful
1	"@antoineraps: @edifyin how the fuck are you up now? Ho! Saturnalia nigga" 
1	@KarenLawford: Adding #traditional makes the statement #legit #justbecause 
1	@PolicePoliceACP To the officer's defense...that was a very scary looking phone.  #BlackLivesMatter
0	@UGpk when dad calls me by this name :smirking_face: we often go into a fight .. You want a fight ? :smirking_face:
0	JLPT tomorrow. I am feeling vaguely confident. But just vaguely.
0	it was  RT @bobthegreatooo @mikewickett how is that a spoiler alert?  Haven't so called 'experts' predicted him as being the winner?
0	In case you haven't heard, this is happening - #WingedWarriors - http://t.co/SwUnbDChcB http://t.co/Uq01NXXusO
0	i can't believe all the shits for the past days are finally over!
0	Sessions!! #why  #scary #canary #sydney #australia by lavin56 http://t.co/RS4WSrpsMJ http://t.co/EWBWx6ZIn3
1	@UKLabour ||How dare @David_Cameron not pass legislation to force people to catch buses on those routes. Should be a life in jail.||
1	Christmas shopping take 2, the weekends attempt was a waste of time so lets try again #CantWait 
1	She said nope, I'm only getting gift cards...ones she bought using her credit card points. .
0	happy birthday to my boo @James_on00 :heavy_black_heart:️:party_popper: love you, have a great day!:face_with_tears_of_joy::smiling_cat_face_with_heart-shaped_eyes: http://t.co/kvY9eSiOCd
1	@thei100 @Independent Nice smile 
1	I'm so glad I'm sick today. | #bullcrap
1	walking in this was fun  http://t.co/zypW2tsnAk
1	We hold these kids back.....  #RUT340
1	@OpineJ There's no personal responsibility anymore. You can't expect anyone to think. 
0	...except we have no hot water. Naturally no one would be in the office to take my call. I fucking hate it here.
1	I hate it when my mind keeps drifting to someone who no longer matters in life.  #dislike
0	Solid leg day :flexed_biceps: felt great and hit my max for 2. Can't wait to squat 315!
1	I just love being in charge of comp music :grinning_face: 
0	Why are babies constantly sick everywhere. It's like why can't u just keep the food you eat in ur belly and  #on #the #floor
1	Hangovers and work...  RT @TheChrisStuckey What is your favorite thing about Monday?
0	When someone tries to play you and you already know their game<<< #stepoff
1	Lol. Imagine being gay and working in a fudge packing factory. 
1	Listening to a guy who decimated his team explaining to another how to build teams... hahahahaha aaaah.  #tragedy
0	@M1ck3yCharlton miss u lots and lots like jelly tots
1	Lawyer on train to other lawyer talking about ceiling ad- "who would even read that? No one's going to notice that thing..." 
1	Shawn still hasn't follow me....and I'm okay with it 
1	And all I wanna do is blast music and get ready for my trip but my "second" roommate is sleeping and I suffer from being considerate 
0	#notcies #eu How Santa Juncker can bring the gift of a healthier EU http://t.co/gcxGK1GBhf
0	Carbon everywhere :) #carbon #hood  #sticker #strips #down #red #automotive #dope #cars... http://t.co/uNHBB7v1Fv
1	Will put corporate racism and sexism back where it belongs: Face-to-face  @RachelFeintzeig: Execs think twice http://t.co/6V5d24NgS5
0	The answers often lay right infront of you, the problem is you seek in the distance, when in reality the answers are simple.
0	#Uniform#unity #LMFAIR14
1	.@NSRoadsPolicing @StEdsPolice oh look an Audi driver breaking the law...how strange 
1	#PTIUKGoNawazGoCampaign||Show up at the peaceful protest infront of Lancaster house to greet our PM with respect ||
0	@khushsundar true sissy well said.. fit to live as a man...
1	Is there even math cells? if there is they're not working ahhh hahaha #mathisfun 
0	Kitty aaaaint happy #cat  #happy #today http://t.co/ayDMcsz7jd
1	Woke up crying because of the nightmare I had... gonna be a great day 
1	I just love working on Christmas and spending it alone 6 hours away from my family! 
1	First day skiing #killedit  #iwasshit #tignes #seasonlife http://t.co/oHYSozoNPP
1	Oh materialism, how I've missed you. 
1	Girl put your records on. Tell me your favorite song.  #inasong #myfav
1	Thanks to #TeamIpswich ED for making the news crew and I so welcome this morning, as they always do. #BlackFriday filming #ItWasQuiet 
1	I love getting woken up by my body just to say "I know you were comfortable sleeping.. But here's something you don't want anyway" 
1	Americans love guns more than ever! http://t.co/U9pHYAzcvx #Chicago #Detroit examples of strict #gunlaws yet have the most crime 
0	@DIYcookery: A Guide To Coffee :ok_hand_sign: http://t.co/CXJigjMwaa LOL, espresso from that time we went to the Maple Leafs fan fest @sammiebressette
0	new shoes. kinda in love with an inanimate object. http://t.co/JRqIc9QyMk
1	@Only1Neets Probably a Nigerian. 
0	#OrionLaunch go, no-go, go, no-go. I'm getting dizzy... Imagine if there was a crew in there - how stressful would this be?!
0	Andrew Luck is some kind of QB... Wowzers. #INDvsCLE
0	LoL game over Napoli win and they are better then Juve
0	@NiteshpandeyG @AamAadmiParty hahaha u talk abt policies..just check delhi dialogue page..are u from another gola lol
1	Oh god I just so happens that i love really LOVE slow internet #slowinternet 
1	Twitter is dead. #ThanksFinals 
1	make up hours sound fun. 
0	Alright y'all, back to binge watching Legend of Korra like a muthafukn gangster.
1	When your  is so advanced people actually think you are #stupid.. http://t.co/LSGmXqneqq http://t.co/fOqATXhy5U
0	What doesn't kill you makes you #stronger :ok_hand_sign:...I'm  #perfect #mybody :see-no-evil_monkey: http://t.co/lBIZvOjuE5
0	@ItsAnaBln yeah me! |I should get a more active social life and get away from the internet...
1	OH you're just gonna wait till new years to start working out? #thatscool 
1	@MikeLoBurgio @BarackObama protecting the namesake of a #PalinSpawn   
1	Another day just livin the dream  #needmoremoney
1	@lauraaball_ Prepare to get mucked  #imissedu
1	@deWaardSara You can afford stocks? Teachers make SO MUCH money it's crazy! 
1	Two hour drive this morning with the instructor.  Oh yes..  #scaredshitless #yikes
0	If I believed in that sort of thing I should be canonized #selfpraise
1	WAIT the GA I have a crush on and emailed me and told me it was great to have me in class :smiling_face_with_heart-shaped_eyes::heavy_black_heart::face_throwing_a_kiss: he totally loves me 
1	Woke up to find out my vehicle insurance went up $22 a month!! Merry Christmas to me...  :unamused_face:
0	@laurenfleskes hahaha such a 1% town
0	I shouldn't lose a full day of work because of system updates, but it happened yesterday. #fuckingwindows
1	People these days are so loving, accepting, and nonjudgmental. It's great. 
0	Simple way to be #fashionable n contribute to #empower thousands of #women and #weavers. http://t.co/2kCyadmqWI #KhadiGaatha #GoGreen
0	@mattnewton doesn't get more #indiefilm than #miboxzombie https://t.co/uu7zObVxdG :-)
1	I love it when work tells me they don't need me to come in :information_desk_person::face_with_tears_of_joy::loudly_crying_face::loudly_crying_face::loudly_crying_face: 
0	look for the girl with the broken smile, ask her if she wants to stay while, and she will be loved. :two_hearts::musical_note:
0	I feel a nap in my near future. #NapTime
1	: When the vapours that are emitted by cleansing solvents are emitted by contaminating chemicals. #Cleansing=#Contaminating #Vapour
0	Time for babygirl and I to get our beauty sleep:sleeping_face::sleeping_symbol::sleeping_symbol:
0	The ugly truth... #abuse  #enough #words http://t.co/F7ngPbF2yz
0	@unsarcasticone Oh crap. Mean. What did it mean. See my last few RTs. 
0	@EdMartin_Music excited for 2015 its gonna be a good year for music ur gonna smash it #Ed:microphone:
0	 is the name of the game. http://t.co/cUWvhv0VXL
0	@SportsCenter #SC3stars CARDALE JONES. Third string QB, Big10 Champion and MVP.
0	#HybridCloud needs hybrid monitoring... monitor Azure, plus apps and dbs, from SCOM https://t.co/uJRpzYnY8y
1	@KCChiefs did you think that only making 100 was going to be enough? 
1	2 days off the next two weeks. 3 in the new yr. Love working over xmas.  #needthemoney
1	what a good time to start voting again  #BestNewArtist Fifth Harmony
1	Comcast, greatest customer service on the planet  #comcastistheworst http://t.co/0fRUac4tBv
0	By @erickaajanae "#Bts At DIPMAGAZINE #PhotoShoot #WIFEYSERIES Me and _traviiiiis . Don't Forget To... http://t.co/v3cb77KCig
0	In #Business, knowing 'what  to do' is very imp. #SayNo to anything that comes b/w u n ur #dreams. Even #money . #entrepreneur #tips
1	Dear () #Spain's gov and Catalan Police, congrats you managed to accomplish the impossible: Go even lower than #Greece #OperaciónPandora
1	@JordanHavlin11 @Ziggi_M missing the bants at work today  #ha #ha #ha #shitbants
0	 is not lost. @RehamKhan1 @ShireenMazari1  @ArifAlvi http://t.co/NVseI8XEN4"
1	Getting ready to ship surplus ink cartridges out to Nunavut communities- yup that's a great use of time/resources! #sofulfilled 
0	#But #Buy #Couch #Enveloppe #If #Its  #HomeDecor|Please RT: http://t.co/pnQT7ajj5m http://t.co/StTpKf4qAS
0	Selfish, narcissistic. Only the woman matters. Child doesn't matter. Father doesn't matter. No one else matters.|http://t.co/1olMSFOTd7
1	So kind of occ health to book my tb skin test on my day off uni. I am thrilled 
0	Wickedly ignorant bout Black Americans see racism in everything' a figment of their imagination#Cannot be trumped by J'can hypocrisy#NNN
0	#bibotour & #champwithin founder @traciscampbell on @WCIU_YouAndMe w/dancers Ricky & Gracey #chicago #women
0	You're any moment, every second,|Every scent and every flower|As a girl.
0	find ONE local PD that reported an 80% drop @RBRNetwork1 @TheOldBreed1775 @Dolphin__Man @Joseph_WarrenDR @jus1314tin @CoutoPanda
1	This should be fun next spring.  http://t.co/nb63wOUmKE
0	Chillax Bitches. :face_with_stuck-out_tongue_and_tightly-closed_eyes: why is my face so squished. #fireball http://t.co/2J6NiWuIPJ
0	@cnsnews @AnnCoulter Obamanomics: FS & Unemployment Insurance is "economic stimulus". FT to PT work frees us to follow our dreams.
1	@greateranglia really well done. Another short formation, so I get to stand for the 3rd day in a row from Kel to LLS 7:18. Thanks 
1	More  in winning a sweet hamper at a Christmas fete the day after a jellybean damaged a tooth!
0	Getting my shit together in 2015 like........ #2015isthenewturnup #myboos #funtimes #makingmemories... http://t.co/elqmUTDtwS
1	Ahhh Finals week.... I'll throw a kegger at my house for all the survivors :skull::skull::skull: #Motivating  #RIP
1	Such a fun day in the lib studying Econ for 14 hours.. can't wait to do it again tomorrow  #ThisIsMiserable
0	@Sherrod_Small As the only black listener to the @OpieandJimmy show...Love having you on it!!#RaceWars
1	"Dear Dr. Diaz, gravity does not exist, Einstein got it wrong. I wrote a book explaining my theory, let me know if you want to read it" 
0	@JHill_Official @brianfriedman @OK_Magazine outta the boardroom, I to the partay!! #luvvit
1	Lots if love for #Miranda 
0	I just earned the 'Photogenic Brew (Level 21)' badge on @untappd! http://t.co/3slfluggKx
0	pt3..for his family to follow, and they can talk at home. All this talk about new owners and destabilising pf the club could #mot #lufc
1	Workaholics: if you're sick, don't let that stop you from bringing your germs into the office. We all appreciate your commitment. 
0	James Burke Connections, Episode 7 A Special Place: http://t.co/tp7MwdvwCW via @YouTube #This is  /-\ #DRILL <()>
1	@SR_Duncan @JojoKaliski I love how JoJo has kept it classy....
1	Quel domage  RT @CFL_News: No Canada: Bills in TO series, which was a colossal flop, has been cancelled http://t.co/LBIF1WE2pW #CFL #NFL
0	@ZafShabir and a strut to boot
1	@BillPowers9  but if we all hold hands and sing Kumbaya they won't hate us! 
0	There's no such thing as "too much ammo"
0	Those Amarillo hops make it just right #goldilocks - Drinking a Tour de Fall @ Memphis' Pint & Dram - http://t.co/ZEVvcvjrR5 #photo
0	@Official_NFFC #spinless#gutless  acceptable
0	Good to see Tomas Rosicky playing tdae #ARSvQPR
1	Really love when the @DASHBus  is over five minutes late on the cold days. Feels like Metro! 
0	@aleciamarie21 @DonnieWahlberg is it bad that after my "happy Preds won" :party_popper: dance my first thought was Donnie?! :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes::speak-no-evil_monkey:
0	"@BestProAdvice: http://t.co/yRl7MbKNzB"  true....you can't replace your one and only mam.
1	Photo: Cheers! #vodka #mother #energy #drink #tipsy #on #one #drink #Cadbury  #alcoholic #Friday... http://t.co/9nIao1XChp
1	@EthanSnaps Just what the Bears need... A sense of urgency at QB position, using top pick at QB position 
0	Take me to church...,.
1	Wow thanks for the good vibes right before my exam, parents. 
0	@the_angry_ranga @UberFacts For the masses. I love it.
0	@14_CeRivera I never study lolz. I've been working on a presentation thats due tomorrow and I just now started:smiling_face_with_open_mouth_and_cold_sweat:
0	@TheBodyShopUK I dont know what it is but I'm in love your products Christmas heaven! #love #skincare #beauty :thumbs_up_sign::green_heart::bath:. http://t.co/ROUQLlla1f
1	@LizardPatrol wow u brought down xbox live arnt you amazing  why don't you do something more productive like grow up
1	On a good note, only 49 more days until #Scandal.  :crying_face::crying_face:
1	Wow I love having 3 essays due in the next 3 weeks 
1	@Sanisanko Sig-ni-fi-cant witter 
1	Fuse blown in the media room! Too much hallway vacuuming. Chaos about to break loose. #CanCup 
1	@GIBiz @MonsieurHutt Porn!? Where where?? Move that naked woman, I can't see where the porn is!| #games
0	Why does Zayn look like a Spanish flamingo dancer
1	.@ShawnaTova Computing, the Internet, personal computers & smart phones were all invented by that "pond scum"  @addictionguy
0	@MrHepzn @janr572 The kindness of strangers!
1	Wow I love school  http://t.co/8Knui6m2nc
1	@maryeags everyone just wants to be you your just sooooo cool 
1	FINALLY TAKEN To the gir love  #heartbroken 12~19~14
0	watching Elf was a prime decision tonight
0	How Badly Do You Need That Burrito? (That's sounds naughty) http://t.co/U3YojBgmRQ #burrito 
1	I love waking up late and sick during dead week. #thebest 
1	way to prove that women are more than just breasts & an ass...  :unamused_face:
1	waking up congested/not being able to breathe is a great feeling.  :expressionless_face:
0	my life won't be complete until I meet @Theresacaputo :two_hearts:
1	Just got the message I need to start working at another location. Brilliant!  now rushing towards second location. Oh god I hate Mondays
1	.Thanks to Kanye, McCartney will finally get that big break he's been waiting for. No more dumpster diving for him.  #caring
1	@jwalmsley10 very clever jack! Changed the word "big" to "no",go to bed feeling like you've made a difference to society #youareagenius 
1	*gasp* The girls are at a rehearsal studio today? You don't say... Hmmm wonder what on earth for? :frog_face::hot_beverage:️  #MTVStars Little Mix
0	@Neilby70 yeah not to bad been asleep most of it my backs been playing up so been on strong painkillers that knock me out :see-no-evil_monkey:
1	There's nothing better than the feeling of being loved :unamused_face: lol nothing :thumbs_up_sign: 
0	@LipsbyCarla @IAmSteveHarvey I won't be pledging anytime soon...why are these GROWN women competing..AKA vs DELTA...crabs in a barrel..SAD
0	A #Meme for your #Monday! #MemeMonday #Obama #Obamacare #AcidReflux  #StandUpShot #JokeoftheDay #Comedy http://t.co/C67x0Iq4CT
1	Digital drumsticks, thanks Grandma and Grandpa  http://t.co/srMIfk2hWN
0	#Congratulations to the #Hashemite #Kingdom of #Jordan under the wise leadership of #His #Majesty #King #Abdullah II on the #New #Year 2015!
0	Gotta go back to work tonight
1	Math presentation, ap history test, ap science test, and whatever the hell we're doing in Asgill... Today should be fun! 
0	If that's Man U at its best they have much bigger problems than us ;) #saintsfc. Then again we're still 5th #noproblem
0	Even Soweto TV didn't bother to show these fvcken awards...useless to the bone..go figure
0	Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional|#Anonymous
1	How DARE somebody exercise their freedom to protest and freedom of speech. 
0	What I learned today??? You can choose to live a fearless life. #iam #fearfree  #fearfull
0	"@Fit_Motivator: I learned that if you want to make it bad enough, no matter how bad it is, you can make it. -Gale Sayers"  #Wise
1	SEC crew doing some quality officiating in the penn state game. . How do you miss that terrible block in the back?
0	#Legend says if you stand in front of a mirror+say "I can't even" 3 times, a girl in #yogapants will appear+give you a pumpkin spice latte.
0	Photo: Invoices have been sent out... http://t.co/wZlnwsRjeL
0	Read at http://t.co/HbeAb2hklW the news '#Media #Struggle #to #Save #Obama,  #the #Country'
1	Lol well done swans 
0	Just found the picture of lisazamorano trying to kill me #bff at our #seniorbrunch @ Moutain Meadows http://t.co/Z7DSE9tt3h
0	@reubenzj Unfortunately not, hey. Daddy didn't think his daughter'd be into gaming or FIFA.  youraveragedaddysgirl
0	My dream is to celebrate Christmas with you :smiling_face_with_heart-shaped_eyes:
0	@eskimodave yup.. Few weeks in NZ mucking about then some time in Fiji dodging sharks.
0	My dogs like to be nice and toasty while relaxing at home #adorable #puppy #socute #icant http://t.co/jCW9WYwC30
1	Hashtags are great idk why everyone stopped using them #jk  #bye
0	@bonka10 @PopsMcDaddy come on Graham / Thomas!
0	Today stats: 5 followers, 8 unfollowers and followed 2 people via http://t.co/Xk07IiC3Mv
0	I had the best New Years!!!! Spent it with the people I love & I fucking loved it! :smiling_face_with_heart-shaped_eyes: Such a happy camper right now! :face_with_stuck-out_tongue_and_tightly-closed_eyes::green_heart::heavy_black_heart:️
0	@m1897 haha I also had 2... cheers bro !!!
0	@TeamWadiCamacho @wadicamacho Even better let's see if Wadi Camacho man's up and fights @JamieOneball 
0	Lol at people saying they're turning 13 this year when did I start following kids #sorry
1	On my TL I see a Somerholic that unfollowed me tweeting retweet if you're a Somerholic to see how many are there.also i'm not allowed 
0	@jopage_ I've had three boys, breastfed them all for about a year each and never had to do it out when I was out!  necessary
0	I would LOVE to touch an anaconda! Jump on that thang and ride it like a horse! #EatenAlive
0	Photo: #whynot? #why #pop#art #artist @whirleytimes #whirleyshot #whirleystudio #sharpie #acrylics... http://t.co/5CEDFL7SHL
0	A MAN MUST HAVE (3) F's TO GET a A IN LIFE: FORTITUDE, FOCUS, & FINANCES. http://t.co/3IY91CxWP0 @AlimHagan
0	Aaand the hits just keep on coming. #BadDay 
1	.@JaniceDean, Michael Bloomberg will be wearing his speedo for the #GlobalWarming with his bodyguards.  @FoxNews 
0	#Kaley Cuoco-Sweeting #apologises #for #saying she's  #a #feminist: Kaley Cuoco-Sweeting, pictured with her... http://t.co/6ZAn7uxtKp
1	 Obama's $1,176,120.90 in Taxpayer Funded Costs to Attend Political Fundraisers in Los Angeles, San Francisco http://t.co/2PmAt1l7rO
0	11:11 - say something stupid. ||Oh... You beat me to it.
0	#notcies #eu End to fish discards delayed - End to fish discards delayed Copyright EP 2013. From: Eu Reporter Vie... http://t.co/tneK7j3Jc9
0	I'm not really sure how I'm still alive and writing this paper right. Napping instead of sleeping on the weekends isn't cutting it #finals
0	@StuartScott @espn Rest well Stuart, you were a man of grace & courage. May your family find peace.
0	@WeeRockWhisky apricots pears and boozy Belgian goodness. A winter warmer.
0	Couldn't have asked for a better night.
0	@The_Macallan @WeeRockWhisky patio tumbler goodness #Mac12days
0	"He looks a decent bowler. Not really a 5th bowler, but, in a balanced side potentially 6th bowler" Styris on HSohail. #pakvnz 
1	hit 1000 follower on instagram, ive officially made it in life 
1	Look! It's a white Christmas after all!  #MinnesotaProblems http://t.co/fFGDuJxgBj
1	@JoeUnseen @NBAtheist |"Colored?" |Don't they prefer "negro" now?|
0	It's not possible to have enough time
1	Library computer has frozen again #shocker 
1	BJP-CONGRESS nt disclosing detail of 3600 cr. donation received,still Media/Bhakts questioning AAP  #MufflerMan http://t.co/eMUWoK00Tl
1	My last final today then straight to my surgeons #WhatAGoodWeek 
0	Ariana Grandes makeup is always sooo flawless :speak-no-evil_monkey:
1	Remember when I ran 14 miles on 90 min of sleep this summer? I've got a 14+ hour day on about two hours of sleep. This'll be fun. 
1	I was going 2 post my opinions on#obama#cuba but i will save it , till after his #speech. #peacemaker 
0	Lighting now setup on the #Malawi #Aquarium... Water tomorrow! #Cichlids #NoFilter #MarineWhite http://t.co/7VWnRNzgCk
1	Good thing we have an ace like Clay Bucholz who is proven to be durable and consistent.............. HAHA.
0	OK, OK, GEEZ! I KNOW ALREADY! @itzwikipedia @engrossingfacts @mysteriousfact #totally  #repetetive http://t.co/WKbijSPVtL
0	@_XenaaSkky I.e., strength in numbers, focused movement, appeal to other countries, use pens and paper, change the way we live drastically.
1	"@KbJ5: Things to complain about on Christmas day. "I have a pimple in my ear" @Delakotze #ThanksObama"  #LegitReasonToComplain
0	@RenuGill_x someone's on the defensive...if the shoe fits :frog_face::hot_beverage:️
1	Left home at 7.30am and still trying to get to work. I just want to cry!! #happymonday 
1	It's pretty amazing that in 'The Land of the Free', people are debating if we should feel safe around our police. 
1	@whittmj1128 @Johnubacon @SamWebb77 this is true, the Patriots, Packers, or Broncos could suddenly need a new coach  #itshappening
0	#Sopping #wet|#Squishing #mud #between #toes...||Well, why ...|#Swimming in a #mud #puddle
0	 I don't know why it's so fun, but it is. cx I could probably think and find out, but yeah. No. xD
0	@bluedemloyalty , former Chairwoman, US Commission on Civil Rights
0	Tomorrow is the day I'm coming back to Florida for good .... :(  unless something changes in  the next 24hrs which I doubt   #ready
0	@RabbiJason @JewishNewsDet By definition placing money on the outcome of anything is gambling! Choosing to deny this is self delusion
0	Such a long day :/ #wrecked
1	The downside to working in fisheries and conservation is that you can rarely afford the cool things that promote your job 
0	 #adanisJet lol @kapsology: Irony committed suicide jumping from Adani's jet! #LoveJihad & #Gharwapsi orphaned! http://t.co/SmP0QQfHdD
0	Just gave Imperfecto a 3.5/5 rating on @Zomato http://t.co/ZASH9jjB4x
0	@HELENOHENZO Your not understanding something, does  make you an expert in the field.
0	One of many reasons I dislike #Alabama fans. #auburn #RollTide #myass #jakellmitchell http://t.co/ntk85ngOeG
1	I'm so glad I work a double on New Year's Eve and then most of New Year's Day...  #pissed
0	@PompeyAirways yeah, and you ignored my point...
1	@KevinnCyrus lol of course it's the best!! 
0	@jodalatour @FoxNews Would you have said in the 1800s, "Why is GOP against Africans being brought here? Do any of them want to pick cotton?"
1	@kaist455 Oh, come on. Give her a chance with her trust worthy SNS warriors and her followers in that "Uber-Right wing" portal. 
1	So that went well 
1	@TobiasHellquist wow, that is some fluent finnish 
1	#SocialMedia Where it's perfectly normal to talk to people in pictures ! 
1	@Cyclocosm Hey, he DOES have the word "ban" on his home page like two or three times though. #AcknowledgementIsFirstStep 
1	@TheGoodGodAbove Re: Xmas: "Christmas" is itself an abbreviation of "Christ's Mass."  @ThatKevinSmith http://t.co/5CGoJWvlTL
1	@MauriceFosso now that's just mean.  #sorrynotsorry
1	How do we end up talking? ..oh wait..we don't talk..whooops #cutestcouple 
0	A year ago this would be just a writing on a t-shirt  anymore all thanks to @SFSLacrosse @wwpinc #MerryXmas http://t.co/5cpSuJFkmX
0	Goodie bags for 2nd grade are done! #whatsnext?
1	But nooooo we have religious freedoms, no one ever gets controlled or oppressed by a dominant religion 
1	Good luck today DJ Durkin. It is NOT great to be a Florida gator. | |#fuckUF
1	And then there was none. Goodbye beard (of sorts) #MensFashion  http://t.co/OXvQMOBzSB
0	Horses are just hornless unicorns :O ||#enlightened #mystical #wow  #on #drugs
1	Last day of the working week and let's see just how bad it can get! #positive 
0	I wish a mf would :fisted_hand_sign::fisted_hand_sign:| my day!
0	It's  #cute to be awake right now
0	Angry-face #Leo #Kids #Fun #Face #Angry  http://t.co/w0MnWIGNrM
1	@CjCarson17 only children at home status. Woohoo Isn't it fun...:unamused_face::pensive_face: 
1	What wonderful weather we are having...I might need sunscreen today :smiling_face_with_sunglasses:  󾍁
1	But not a grocery store or pharmacy. Sensible.  "@GRPress: Offices or apartments? owners of Monroe Avenue factory ponder options"
1	At least my tan looks good :flushed_face::face_with_tears_of_joy:  need to learn to appreciate my pale skin :see-no-evil_monkey:
1	well today is gonna be a great day :ok_hand_sign: 
0	 is too complex a word for him to understand @BigJdog916 @RBRNetwork1 @DywanWII
1	67 is such a beauty :unamused_face:  #manitibaprobs
1	Cramps in the front, husbands knee in my back. Yeah. Sleep seems possible tonight.  #suckitmothernature
1	FOR SHAME .. THIRD TIME ... Pregnant Duchess wears designer dress for the THIRD time in New York http://t.co/hKXpFkKWZ0 via @Femail 
1	@scholey89 Nah, I don't think he says 'f*ck' enough on that album!  #angryman #oldschool
0	Gotta record my favorite show Tamar&Vince season finale!!!:purple_heart:
0	Photo: Abstract Tribal Bubble Jumpsuit Size: s-xl Cost:$39.99 http://t.co/cj8njWXwNu
1	Sums up my week really  #NursingLife #WorkingDaysAndNights http://t.co/X3vnjbiSsy
1	@KSeaboldt The pace of KCRoyals activity at the Winter Meetings is giving me vertigo! 
0	says women & blacks are a different "species" @Dolphin__Man @RBRNetwork1 @HarryThetech76 @TimOwensby @TheOldBreed1775
0	I literally get to pamper myself all day tomorrow and get cray with Julia and Raven in the Bay. #whatmorecouldaguyaskfor
1	So excited to spend the next 12 hours at school. 
1	The ER sucked tonight ... Urgent Care tomorrow .... YAY  #fml #ugh
0	Too blessed to be stressed. So hype for next year! #HAILSTATE http://t.co/F80bfGO5vp
0	Who dares to play this game? Lol #Shots #Sex #Fine #Tipsy #Drunk #Dead :face_with_tears_of_joy:  #NeedAGoodLaugh http://t.co/ETKxZpfv5X
0	Still time 2 enter my @ModereUS sample #giveaway on my @YouTube channel! Check it out here http://t.co/4BUMuM2Rqh #modere #bbloggers #beauty
1	Love waking up to grumpy people 
0	@businessinsider: T-Mobile's CEO thinks the Apple Watch is going to be huge http://t.co/i9nN1zTcGs <-- I do, too.
1	So that was the inception episode. Down to the tangerine/ spinning top. Subtle. 
1	i can always count on freshmen to make the library loud. THANKS 
0	@Parlett316 he's played 5 minutes, 0-4 from field, a steal and 2 fouls. that's it. that's all he's done.
0	@ChuckCJohnson BREAKING: #realjournalist bullying major problem in nation's high schools. 
1	Looking forward to a nice and long 130km #cycle tomorrow, in the minus degree weather  #fool #festive500
0	"Might go back to bed it's easier then making the effort" @PatrickRowe123   #wrong :face_with_tears_of_joy::loudly_crying_face:
1	@outsilver87 @LasVegasCapper Ya, because if history has told us anything, it's that betting on sports is a GREAT way to make money! 
0	@Devin_Heroux @CBCEyeopener @downtowncalgary was STUNNING today, wasn't it?
1	@the_cheshirekat @TheLividPatriot Ya cause their country is calm and peaceful from Everyone arming themselves 
0	@chriscomben @lexpersaud it's in my Priory contract to wear those. Hugely popular with Priory Ultras #does  #count #xxx
1	White people are irrelevant at this point. The black community needs to rise ABOVE y'all are in control!!!!!! #truth
1	Great start to the day 
1	I'm fricken peachy today!! 
0	@TheTweetOfGod Even you have to think the Religious Freedom Restoration Act in Michigan is ridiculous.
0	@_Liam_Walker_ but  in term time my son........ :smiling_face_with_open_mouth_and_tightly-closed_eyes::smiling_face_with_sunglasses:
0	Worth a read. On #Christians and the persecution they face. #equality #respect #sectarianviolence #countyourblessings http://t.co/EvTmzbljyK
0	I may or may not be obsessed with the grinch :smirking_face:
0	@RevArun @c_of_e Money 4 Church|http://t.co/Q2WB7riAvK|SmartPhone APP PAYS you!|See-http://t.co/RDlRuGN0iE |Go 2: https://t.co/cpJZkEgNe7
0	@the_bearded_1 And when you overpay for that talent you get stuck w/ that talent. Which perpetuates the losing cycle the Cubs are in
1	@cnsnews Say it ain't so, Joe.  Who would imagine a government program fraught with fraud?  Has this ever happened before? 
1	@SUP3RFRUIT I think being gay is wrong, its like people chose to be gay just to piss off the magic old man that lives in the sky 
1	 - during @CNNReliable criticism of @RollingStone , a promo for a special featuring #BillCosby "#rape victims" airs. #Hypocrites
0	If #PMHarper gets reelected, these r the possibilities: he & #CPC cheated (again); #Canada has a collective #StockholmSyndrome; we're doomed
0	trivia crack is taking over my life.
0	@lcooney @Orthorize @drjmetz @WykdWench awesome! :)
1	What an amazing start to the weekend!  #ohgoditsfridayagain
1	@TheVampsband who doesn't?? 
0	Canny wait to get my new phone, sneaks and clothes on thursday #payday #would #be #rude  #too
0	Rocking the Christmas socks at work. It's the little things like this that make me happy. #essentialservice :father_christmas::christmas_tree: http://t.co/E5jqetthIt
1	Not felt this I'll since I was in kos! Eugh a great end to a great week......  #beenshite #killme
1	My grandma gulping her hot coco loudly and my mom goes: "you gulping over there?" My grandma: "no I'm queefing"  #HAHA
1	So glad they've found a way to make the gospel socially relevant to klingons!  http://t.co/rKSId5vFkc
0	O_o ummm...so, like?? ||RT"@Redskins: From our family to yours, have a safe and #HappyThanksgiving http://t.co/LUeMYFptnh"
0	My death will likely be caused by  at the wrong time.
0	@BenVolin @ArashMarkazi Everybody just keeps saying "Gronk and large contingent of Patriots." Who else is there with Rob?
1	Dad and step mom bitching at each other, now it's Christmas :smiling_face_with_smiling_eyes::christmas_tree::face_with_look_of_triumph:  #ugh
1	internet got me like :weary_face: #stillalive  http://t.co/q7cK7aQnQZ
1	The joy I have for overnight stakeouts 
0	@Arlo2121 @BillBruno @AtomicDeke @ftwpodcast @followthatband @joeftwpodcast
1	Gutted Doyle has gone back to #wwfc. I don't think we saw what he's capable of. #cpfc 
0	@dairymanNZ Its called  @DairyGirlNZ
0	Sunset for January 04, 2015 at 04:39PM! Temperatures: 6℃. It's Partly Cloudy.
1	Can't wait for my boyfriend to come home and kick my butt into shape....  :see-no-evil_monkey::face_with_tears_of_joy: @DylanJohannink
0	Hmmm what to have for dinner
1	When you have Challah French Toast on Christmas 
0	@LitaMacWolfZERO as far as what? A room?
1	@mrsdtownsend why would you do this... @LennySimples #superman  #childagain http://t.co/OapnORPW6F
0	Woohoo admitting someone who literally needs nothing but med refills!  http://t.co/9zQCcc7q5a
0	@TonyBrown03 that's the easy part. Giving my man money to go grab all mine tomorrow morning can't be dealing with town to stressfull
1	Family time is nice and all, but I'm ready to be back at work on this fine morning. 
1	If loose lips sink ships, then loose tweets sink fleets. ? (@ NASNI Theatre in Coronado, CA) https://t.co/dvFfrwO74Q
0	Seriously tho if you need me anytime over winter break just shoot me a text. Probably won't respond cuz I'll most likely be eating, but hey
0	@PolicyMic Scream this message: We want the security footage!!! #AntonioMartin #Ferguson #EndRacism #SocialJustice #BlackLivesMatter
1	Oh the  @LabourEoin .@David_Cameron You would not need to take to twitter to peddle piffle
0	Lovely first day of 2015; friends, family swim, sort & cleanse, curry, less time on social media, more time on others #startasyoumeantogoon
0	@craigavonc left out blue bin as per calendar but not lifted. Checked your website and it indicates green bin  happy
0	@OuttaHerrrrreee well I face peyton today in my one league so I hope he only has 2 TD passes and they're both to D Thomas for me lol
0	Why do I have to have a good game then a bad game and then a good game then a bad game again. :expressionless_face::pouting_face:
0	2 and half hour walk #Proud
1	@ShotofPatron #NoodleScene anyone? He was so zen there. . Oh! wait! But #deadHenry and #bouncebackAnnie. Silly me! All makes sense now!
1	My year is ending perfectly:face_with_tears_of_joy: 
1	To be fair, DeBlasio only asked #BlackLivesMatter folks to stop protesting until the post-funerals. So police protesting him is cool. 
0	@SP_EnergyPeople are actually going to contact me rather than just apologising via Twitter?
0	Go get it you broke ass bitches. my fault
0	The things I see in Bath & Body Works #WorstOutfit  Cute #WTF http://t.co/IDqkQmBveA
0	Seems as if @ProudMaryBoise wants to endorse me on LinkedIn for  - any thoughts on this from the #OMCchat crowd?
0	Christmas part two began at my parents house today.Many gifts,mountains of wrapping paper,excited nephew,missing batteries, veggie chilli.
1	You're great at keeping a conversation. .
0	@UberFacts: Men with shaved heads are perceived as an inch taller and 13% stronger than men with hair. @KOJAK_M
0	@ReedWilkerson I was tempted but I didn't want to one-up your tats with mine
1	Awesome rainy day at the track!!  http://t.co/inZFxQcjGU
1	I just love working Sunday's.  http://t.co/97bcc557Pi
1	burger king hacking (07/13 and 11/13) was the weirdest and funniest, definetely 
0	Why is it so hard for people to cover their mouth when they cough?? Specially old people! Wtf, isn't it common curtesy? #coveryomouf #nasty
0	I don't know how you can love, but also freaking hate someone so much!! :unamused_face:
1	Love people that don't act like adults. 
0	The spicy cali roll is just cali roll with a dab of sauce on it W T F
0	@DarkNetNews @Bipartisanism But it's not a time capsule! It' current in time
1	Azealia Banks call Iggy "Igloo Australian"...WOOOW an incredible rapper diss another one 
0	What do you call a Chinese millionaire?
1	Customers during Christmas time are SO NICE. 
1	First day of Christmas shopping tomorrow. Can not wait. 
1	. which is why i've visited #pakistan as many times as i have .. sez @BarackObama 
1	@MattHDGamer FUT14 ofc, the corners <3___<3 they where faaaantastic 
1	Small amount of lads with birds nests' for hair cuts  #ha #3allover
1	You keep cops and civilians accountable with body cameras RIP Eric Gardner .Cameras don't keep people accountable , people do
0	 is just #one of the many services I offer to #people who ask #stupid questions.
0	What an awesome performance by the Choral students @VictoriaArts tonight! They're developing young stars of the future right here in #yeg!
0	Every parent wants their child to get ahead, help your child with a sponsorship/grant from @TheMMBF #charity
0	When one ear breaks on your headphones it's so frustrating!  #today
1	@stellabearrr @oliviaboxall sounds like flat 8 are having a wonderful morn!|#HAH  #WOTWOT
0	@daiyafoods tried the pizza tonight we got from @evermancoop down here in #Pensacola. #YUMMY! Great job :-) http://t.co/U5Ao7JVnf2
0	@BarackObama So that is what happened the ACORN voter fraud people.
1	Wow am I glad that I have to cycle through this weather.||
0	@UGpk yeah in the "honour" of the picture those lyrics sketched ... :flushed_face:
1	3:30am is a great time to learn the male reproductive system. with the biggest and brightest power point slides ever.  #biology
1	MVP goes to Concordia Wifi. 
1	Such a good lie in 
1	I can't wait to go to the post office to get bent over with $100 shipping fees to mail my folks' #Christmas gifts to Montana.  
0	Can't wait until this weekend is over...then no more Xmas parties!!!!!! #HateSchmoozing
1	The silence in #TimesSquare for #EricGarner last night is only broken by #NYPD siren. , watch on ifussss app. http://t.co/4qJQ9lM07U
1	Towing company commuter car being towed.  http://t.co/O3NbsLQahp
1	@Crystal_SWI it must be a really bad game if a superb comedian like Philly Phil can't squeeze some humor out of it. 
1	I love when this happens  http://t.co/CkMiXBPGAR
1	LOL..It was an RSS agenda modi bribed UN officals to make yoga day international..  #secularindia #AntiConversionLaw #hypocrites
0	What am i doing with my life
1	I just found out I have a 13th grade education: https://t.co/OujZNnuE96||I must have slept through that entire year 
0	#notcies #eu Keeping deficits down: How successful is the EUs budget-surveillance mechanism? http://t.co/2oRy3l6hiW
0	These girls can wake up people from the dead!  #worth #watching
0	@Gomez_Nei im done with finals thursday that would be nice lol you leave friday at what time? :airplane:️
0	@uovervindelig to the same sex. 
0	Simply having a wonderful christmas time :D
0	@ITVDean if aguero is out for a long time, city could buy bony in January!
1	I'm happy with the two hours of sleep I got last night  :weary_face:
0	The secret of #change is to focus all your energy, not on fighting the old, but on building the new. ~Source Unknown|#Quotes|#QvAW
0	3rdeye Brand Has Designed The Accessory For Your Easy To Carry And Comfortable http://t.co/tvkHUmWaGZ
0	@TorteDeLini I'll check it out. :-)
1	Last day of sewing selfie! #fashionmajor #rough #sewing #weresogood  @_erikarose http://t.co/YmThYUCcjd
1	If BJPee hv balls ,do dare to lift ristrictions 2mro ahead of Modi's #Kashmir visit,Kashmiris wl show u how much thy love #Modi.|
0	She's got something you just can't trust|It's something mysterious....
1	@SusanCarlson111 If it's a "Blue Ribbon Panel", then it will be all good. 
0	#Indonesia -- #Four #large #parts of #crashed #AirAsia #jet #found #on #sea #floor. http://t.co/X25ajY5qiZ via @reuters
0	@DSzymborski @Swydan Paul believes Rubby, Webster, Kelly, etc. are bad players based on '15 projections. I believe in their upside.
1	@KimKardashian cropped her own child out of her picture. #motheroftheyear  http://t.co/fLEYWkFyZQ
1	!!! RT @JeremyClarkson: Of all the places to get stuck in a traffic jam http://t.co/N2AX0wjH1k
1	Oh yess Dean Smith is ref  on the plus side we have thompson #improved
0	Dark grass does  rustle. www.MonsterMMORPG. com #brakiest by #MonsterMMORPG #mt121 http://t.co/Zca7uXxhRH
0	What I did for my food at the Spanish party!  http://t.co/Pl1u0qyyyI
0	@Eskom_SA street lights on during the day in Clayville, Olifantsfontein. This should not be happening with #loadshedding problems. -on
0	@tweetkumud we are here to fight endlessly and change the system, atleast I am not going anywhere irrespective of result #AK4Delhi
1	Next day makeup just looks so hawt :kiss_mark: 
1	The good thing about college is that you're not asked to do evens or odds or even the back page of your worksheet. 
1	A great day is one in which it's pouring rain and you walk out of your apartment without your car or apartment keys. 
1	@leannrimes yep, the family of #EricGarner is feeling really joyful right now...  #BlackLivesMatter #ShutItDown
0	they don't sing live, but they sure are hella good looking #smh
1	Nosebleeds in the morning are my favorite 
0	#late night #shopping #bullringbirmingham #sunglasses really? Lol :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes: #sayyes she says xxx http://t.co/YsuyjqS8dr
0	@UberStaub this is not real life. believe me.
0	@NorpolFootball I hardly think @ntfc give a shite about the fans tbh
0	Watch the wog head I will have after Christmas then #last #hair #cut #for #christmas
1	Today should be fun 
1	@myrakhan you won't get a source other than ISPR :| 
0	@NordstromYYC Thanks. I'll have to check out another store in Calgary.
0	you is very much right my brother when I am done I still will not have a car, and when I am done praising Allah I to will still  (1/2)
0	One day is day..lemme console myself with blunt
1	@ZachSellsMagic I thought all people did for the holiday was to stream holiday cube all day?!?! 
1	This 'legendary' anfield European cup atmosphere is great hey! ;-) 
1	Did #lyntoncrosby invent #CameronMustGo ? Puerile attacks on @Ed_Miliband in RW press provoked #webackEd which led to #CameronMustGo 
0	@SuchaFucknLadee @joeljen10 you do not afford the same treatment to PO's .Goes both ways.
0	On page 35 of 357 of Hogfather, by Terry Pratchett http://t.co/k1u72J9FgF
0	@benmaller public hammering the Steelers all week. Juicy.
0	i do occupy rent free space in his cranial cavity LOL @MrNickking13
0	@Fox5Wagner: In fight over overtime for Firefighters, DC viewed ruling from control board as permanent" but appeals court says no." #fb
1	That was a great 3 hours of sleep 
0	Anamorphosis:placing objects so that viewed from a certain angle they create an image. |By French artist Bernard Pras http://t.co/3EQo36OVUw
1	@Sahelanth @QuerierNew @hudds1 because as long as she's a victim she'll have white knights trying to save that damsel in distress. 
0	Are sororities upset that their sisters are making their organizations look bad or that the world sees how some of them act?#SororitySisters
1	Mid speech @ Christmas Lacrosse Ball #flattering  @ Grand Cafe http://t.co/Uu7yeqDfV5
1	Coin ! LeCoinCanard: Coin ! LeCoinCanard: Coin ! LeCoinCanard: Coin ! deanbcfc: WasAlRahman this is a question I ask myself everyday ...
0	A decent Christmas party for a change, and an added bonus of not missing the last train for a change!
1	Love the fact I'm sick on my birthday 
0	I'm knitting a scarf. Yes. Knitting. A scarf. Because manual dexterity and I like knitting. Problems?
0	Well you just have to look... Don't you ?? #wrestling #SportsEntertainment  #wwe #raw or #smackdown #co... https://t.co/FTCvaJyULT
0	@mediumvillain @deray blacks aren't elite enough to die in hospitals remember? That's only reserved for when police are in casualties...
1	"@SerJeyms: This year's class picture is so awesome. Really awesome!  :fisted_hand_sign:"  hahahahaha :face_with_tears_of_joy:
1	Am I surprised that my coworker is not going to show up today?  #Flurries
0	https://t.co/q3Oaw29oGV I forked node!  Get ready for the future.  (Where's my interviews) 
1	@DejanLovrenLFC6 your #ambition is #amazing.  #saintsfc enjoy exit from #ChampionsLeague
0	maybe i should delete my facebook tab- cause then i'd probably get more stuff done and be less distracted
0	Really don't wanna get ahead of myself but I can see the light at the end of the tunnel now #Rangers
1	Also the only verb that I forgot was "to forget" 
1	@DrunkVinodMehta If #BJP joins with PDP, then CM will be of PDP. Only way to have a #HINDU #CM is to take support of Abdullah family 
0	@thismamatweets will tweet you when I've got it back up and running.
1	Ay after 2 hours nareceive ko rin yung message haha thanks globe 
0	@F1NTFC @FlamingGrillPub @ntfc @SaintsRugby What's the prices like?
1	That #moment when you don't wanna tell that person you been fuckin someone else.. Cause they might go fuck some else LOL o.O' #truth 
1	Sooooooo the #Bears will be looking for an offensive coordinator as well. This bodes well for next season.  #whatamess
1	Any Hindu who tries to defend his religion is a Communal.  #Gharwapsi
0	"Meh...i don't think I'm a suit person."|~ Neil Caffrey||#TvQuotes|#WhiteCollar
1	Cramming 200+ psych pages into my brain even though we learnt that cramming isn't effective 
1	I love dating shows ! My favourite is Strictly come dancing, so good when it works out for them ! 
1	 "@BarakRavid: BREAKING: PM Netanyahu slams EU countries: "The Europeans are hypocrites that learned nothing from the holocaust""
1	Cooper's been busy today  http://t.co/StCUsUTr0u
1	Merry Christmas love Instagram http://t.co/CcfhdT73wH :face_with_tears_of_joy: #gifts  #spam
1	I love when I write a tweet wrong. :smiling_face_with_smiling_eyes: 
1	Thechicago firehouse restaurant goes up in flames.  #chicago #fire #cfd #workingpress #cbs #wbbm... http://t.co/H7VwVUry8P
1	Nailed it  #yesimreadingthisbook #catsofinstagram #catstagram #ilovemycat #pawproject... http://t.co/Wg8DSZD06G
1	We prefer to lose the derby vs #SuC and fight for Ligna trophy. 
0	@talkhoops I got manually retweeted by Zach Harper. #internetcelebrity
1	Thank you @EmmeRylan for live tweeting my morning 
1	@MeraDharm @Swamy39 You do look a die hard fan of his 
1	Happy stfx day! Lost my #Xring in '12. It was found 2 mo's later glistening on the 18th green of Lost Creek Golf Club. #xringmiracle 
0	@CameronJohnso23 so pissed at 2K rn..
0	@kimoen_peter  ___ I love that Song <3
1	@westendproducer @WhatsOnStage In a musical, the music department is quite unimportant.  #umitsaMUSICAL
1	Love coming to school knowing I have tests all day 
0	Long time no see #long#along#time#times#no#see#me#you#i#your#say#hi#hello#want#wanna#to#meet @... http://t.co/qqQCi3faXa
1	@avaskoog Caffeine free coffee? Yeah, I'll have that next time I have a slice of sugar-free cheesecake...  :P
0	In desperate need of training partner(s) with the knowledge and insight of the infamous @StevePulcinella. Candidates apply within.
0	*looks at blackboard*|*calls life alert*|Help my grades have fallen and they can't get up
1	I tweeted about how dangerous Glasgow is, and a Glaswegian party venue followed me. #win 
1	because learning for the finals is fucking amazing. 
0	@Tbose_BestT   People who are drinking and driving  now please
0	@EnduroFergus No! I rarely drink at all. Got a stomach bug :-(
0	Some guy chattin shit to me on the bus saying I look like snoop dogg #KMT #again
0	.@allanhawco Finally had a chance to watch Doyle finale. Thanks for 6 great seasons. Yes, I cried at the end...
1	People who lie to me really help with my trust issues  #twittereantaboutlife
0	H3N2 = Hospital Hard on #badincentives #flu #healthcare #finance #SPS
1	I cared for 8 seconds, then I got distracted. :face_with_tears_of_joy: 
0	Explosions! Nicely done. Apparently, the Joker & I have a lot in common. That's...disconcerting. http://t.co/mRRqCWOAms #Batman #StarTrek
0	Session at the local #1stPhoto #rektek #bmx #lookMamNoHands  #flying #fallingWithStyle http://t.co/TCx5cO9uPx
1	Jesus. I am watching too much #TheNewsroom... Look at me getting all #SonyHack sermonising... 
1	Nose is stuffed.Awesome. 
1	@Suuzeeen Grabe! Affordable na Affordable 
0	@ajmaljami no, not negation. Sometimes, peace is achieved in a way that you accept to be content by a constant searing.
0	Perty sunrise #fs100 timelapse of the mountain http://t.co/vy2BcAMSYA
1	Well it's always a good time losing at the Bay... @lylestor11 @Lampi626 @bubbs11214
0	I promote #EDM why would I add jazz? Some ppl will do anything 2b popular #SoObvious #WTF #AttentionWhore #keepitreal http://t.co/p3IVORI8k3
0	@jowrotethis wow, Rickman really looks a lot different with blond hair.
0	My grandma tells me she made raviolis to eat.. You know I yelled back "fuck you I don't want no ravioli nigga!!!"
1	@LibyaLiberty @LinesnCircles you can't reason with someone with a bio as moronic as his. "So should everyone else" #SoDemocratic 
0	So excited for a whole new episode RHOA love this show!!!!!
0	#take#a#deep#breath#it's#just#a#bad#day#a#bad#life http://t.co/YmnLzTNkpy
0	Munro's facial expression is my facial expression right now:face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_tears_of_joy: #But #I'm  #giving #up #on... http://t.co/ZINla0rapI
1	@adamclanton,@LanceZierlein,wait..your followup to Ferguson/stereotyping talk is audio about a kid who wants to do "hood-rat" stuff? 
0	 to be an Ass but ohh Yeaa!!!! http://t.co/sf8jM2zpFD
0	I'M NOT GONNA ASK YOU FOR FOLLOWING. Your own decision.
1	@dep_fm I think that was the joke. 
0	It could be a Jihadist ?Hello!! It is Jihadist's Radical Islamists! TERRORISTS!|#sydneysiege #Daesh
1	@MericaMcFreedom @Salon Because Bill makes too much money making speeches now and he's so honest :) 
1	Well today has just started off great. 
0	Just a friendly reminder! #motto #advice #you #are  #defined #by #your #past http://t.co/Wmpp8Iy3gW
1	Aren't you just loving the snow?  #Stockport  http://t.co/JhG0LxAun5
0	go subscribe @BoutItMen on youtube https://t.co/w0lhyDAexl for good music
1	When that bish defollows you  #disney #belle #MoreFollowersPlease http://t.co/i549jbbPLK
0	@BBCScotWeather |Horrible day in Cambuslang!  very Christmasy http://t.co/Vpni2l2CJZ
1	@Giants ooooo touching myself to ODB he is the greatest Giants player to ever play the game... Screw that the best player ever!! 
0	SHAME ON JACKSONVILLE #JAGS AND #SHADKHAN. http://t.co/XyOZLexZnU -Do you think that #Police phobic #stooges l... http://t.co/B4yDmPoPmX
1	At http://t.co/mjC7vaiyE0 -- The sun finally decided to play #beastside #tahiti  http://t.co/BiImkrtTn4
0	@TBLightningFeed @RawCharge I sure hope ev1 vaccinations are up to date! #GoBolts @BoltsByTheBay @TBLightning @ThunderBugTBL
0	So which beauty's can get me some followers then:speak-no-evil_monkey:
0	Just booked me and my back a massage with @sharna_woodcock @back_physio hopefully stop it groaning over crimbo :thumbs_up_sign::father_christmas::wrapped_present::father_christmas:
0	I can be mad at you for a matter of 15 min then I can't stand not talking to you.
0	Always forget how good the F.E.A.R is by Ian Brown :headphone: #singingoutloud #TUNE
0	@DEvanAltman was completely sensationalized. Inferring that Cubs weren't serious about winning until Wednesday is a joke.
1	So excited for the Christmas party with the snobby side of my fammm 
1	@billisFPS @BFBulletin ikr!! This is not a true Battlefield game! :/|.|.|.|.||
1	@LouisFarrakhan How do you propose to determine "sides"? I have both black and white family members. #racewar  #LoveNotWar
0	okay back to studying for math final
1	@Anajbbyy yesss! What makes it worse is when they look gorgeous and say "I just got my face beat!" Wtf?  #Contradiction
0	Jack doesn't understand twitter. Thoughts?
0	[Alaska #HipHop] Flowtronics: What's This World Coming To (Rizzle P, Boone Pratt, Token R...: http://t.co/LHsCMXRXNv via> @BoonePratt
0	@sammiecurtis_ oh man. You will have to get everyone singing ready for when I'm in :face_with_tears_of_joy:
0	Happy holidays from me and my boy Carl #lrs #holiday #party :smirking_face::smiling_face_with_sunglasses::smiling_face_with_sunglasses::christmas_tree::christmas_tree: http://t.co/kzv9XGLWoz
0	Thank you @angiegalifas for these amazing candles from the new series of @victoriassecret #atmosphere... http://t.co/JOhwVxVH0b
1	Dissecting a rat first period is a great start to the day  :mouse:
1	buzzing for school on monday.. 
1	@JamaicaVaper @Hifistud @OutFrontCNN @CNN This has been my point all along, that TC is proving to be #ecigs best advertiser to teens. 
1	@Katerintree obvi because every Jesuit is a heretic  :information_desk_person:
1	It's so much fun to drive a front wheel drive car in the snow 
0	@AK_aka_Amazing Aah yes rajneesh saab lol controversial figure he was
0	Nowadays you can be everything somebody ever wanted and still get played** mxm men  all
0	Drinking an Imperial IPA (2014-) by @GreenFlashBeer - http://t.co/IlJkEldUk4 #photo
1	Lunch today. #fakelobster #lifestyleoftherichandfamous  #worldofswede http://t.co/a2ix7q4emC
1	 "@LabourEoin Few politicians get importance of Patient Dignity &  right to die http://t.co/adKIDKNpID"
1	#ff By ideiasdebolosdocesedelicias. Such a different twist to the regular #frozen cakes :) We love this one! ... http://t.co/WSuhWFyhUC
1	@torrentfreak We should monitor them... 
1	@MistressBitchIn a Woman that puts a man in irons supports the irons!!! 
0	Filmmaker and writer Nicole Franklin is on Twitter @Nicoleedits. Pls follow. #EConvo #Film #Director
0	@cozmando He'd be a perfect fit... or Beachy/Medlen.
0	@Funny_Truth: Substitute For Chicken Nuggets http://t.co/jeja9wJYKu uhm no thanks
0	@BillfromBendigo I'll just wait here :) :) :)
0	Work done, gym done, steak for tea and Friday tomorrow #woohoo :smiling_face_with_open_mouth::thumbs_up_sign:
0	@mattyzee It's ok...thanks for telling me. Passed the idea on to a sydney friend :)
0	Eeeek cinema date with the boo this weekend:see-no-evil_monkey::two_hearts:
0	to have a highway clean up section of highway. people expressed their freedom of speech @Steven_Swenson @ZombieTacTeam @Anan_VII
0	#Ukraine's #President to #meet #Russian, #French, #German #leaders, #rules #out #offensive. http://t.co/6NdWMkAliM via @reuters
1	I've definitely caught my sisters flu. Feeling a chesty cough brewing and it's the best start to the week. TGIM 
1	Air Passenger Duty for under 12s to be abolished. AT LAST! Something to help the homeless and impoverished! #AutumnStatement 
0	I always forget that many #activists and #radicals who are most earnest look back fondly to 1918 and 1793, not 1848 or 1789. #classwar
1	@nasa ooh I can probably watch a replay or the #orion launch at some point? Oh wonderful. That's sooo exciting  #nothanks
1	Love the fact that are school smells like a sewer. :face_with_medical_mask::face_with_medical_mask::face_with_medical_mask::face_with_medical_mask:
0	@jpanimages Is it on display at any given time at Ryerson?
0	day 3 : sun|but it's not sunny today :cloud:|#DecemberPhotoChallenge #france #sun #or  #today #day3... http://t.co/3VwAoBdXQM
1	#JeremyNortham there, insulting Piano's and songs. Shut the fuck up man. Bet you thought you were #epic.... #GosfordPark.
1	just exactly how I wanted to start my day!!!  #shitty
0	@mobyhump :)) thank you so much. Such a generous display of kindness from your side.
1	When u callin I'm tappin lol  sorry
1	I know for a fact Sam is not gonna be in school today and that really is just the cherry on top of a perfect monday. 
1	It's a Christmas miracle!|| http://t.co/3X7cxklIPu
1	work should be fun today :unamused_face:
1	the  that the #euphemism #CoerciveControl was #coined by a #MAN but is now #lovingly #appropriated by the #radical #feminist #agenda
1	My bed time stories are awesome  #theyllgiveyounightmares #ohwell #youaskedforit
1	thankful our stat teacher is dropping the lowest quiz @cupofjavi #lifesaved 
1	This sounds like loads of fun...  Snow, freezing drizzle, rain, 110km/h winds... http://t.co/FEa4pvMWLc
1	@HarryS64 @Dale_Harris14 @rioferdy5 Well done. You have more Twitter followers than me. You have succeeded in life 
1	Still up at 4 , work at 11 is gonna be prime 
0	@Iron_Spike RT @randal_olson: Baby name . #dataviz||Source: http://t.co/jCRsUrSVlD http://t.co/bcVZIGFNks
0	Let's just not pretend for once. .
0	What is the most important thing that you should do today? -- Breathe. http://t.co/Xp3nNJQMHW
1	Just seen 3 bikes on bikes. 
0	@PeterEgan6 Happy Christmas to you + yours. May 2015 bring good health, happiness, every success and all you wish yourselves.
1	I love being on hold. Especially when the music is so great. 
0	Peshawar school massacre: Pak must know their greater enemy is terrorism, not India.#Peshawarattack
0	Of course one of my lecturers happened to be at the bar/restaurant we are at for my birthday meal...
0	@DlSCORD @FoxNews Hates his anti-American/anti-Constitution policies and actions. Fixed it for you.
1	Guess its just me, brett and my mom this year. Gotta love my family! 
0	@HaadeaP the word itself is a mockery .... Bae ...like abey :persevering_face:
0	@SR_Duncan I think you should go get checked out
1	@farinhaaaaaa becauseeee I miss youu  coffee later?
1	@vikramchandra @ndtv #IndiawithPakistan but it can never be other way round 
0	http://t.co/yvziKeKAvT #TeenAnalCasting #She She sucked me dry!
1	And it's freezing, yay!  http://t.co/McQJBgNY1E
0	Backs killing me today :grimacing_face: #tramadol
1	I need a misadventure form because I broke my hand practising and rewriting this english essay 500 times 
0	2AM on Christmas Day, and we're heating up Pizza and Breadsticks. #theboysarebackintown http://t.co/4PNPfk28LZ
1	Beautiful day 
0	"#NYPD did  comment 4 this or provide its own internal #statistics w/|:police_car: involved :skull:s & the info has not been given 2 the FBI since 2006."
1	Those mini naps I had all night between sneezing, coughing and blowing my nose were super restful.  #fluday4
0	#kimk dress style!!! @love s it or ? #balenciaga #kimkardashianwest #kimkardashian #vestito #moda #2014 #go... http://t.co/pS7ynPlSjE
0	@garciasn @BringMeTheNews aren't most legislators' list of legislative accomplisments the past 8 years short?
1	@dukeblueplanet @CoachKaman The number 2 play was awesome. 
0	Drawing with my little girl... Still can't believe she can draw this good!!!! #drawing #daughter... http://t.co/v1IOa07YLB
1	Downplaying social media but using a hashtag? #givepresence 
1	@theTiser @JulieBishopMP journalism at its best 
0	Loadshedding again! eissh Wonder if Eskom & Cell C have partnered up? Both get paid but their services suck!!#dialinginthedark
0	@telur_o_telur after I went to Europe
1	Us Looking Sexy  #MehRockingMyBluMonsoonT-shirt
0	check it out! http://t.co/AMtMNUl9YN 
1	@Sheriff1972 @SteveMay_UK Will probably get to write more about the show by doing so ... 
0	Rush rush rush, all done and then POW, a football through the window.#glasseverywhere #boyswillbeboys
1	This is great... 
1	Welcome to metro RT @BallardHSSports: "Thanks to Seattle Prep for finally removing their starters up 34 with 3:30 left. "
1	Haha love when I accidentally spray perfume in my eye :face_with_ok_gesture: 
0	@RealGilbert I just did it. What's the prize?
0	2015 prediction: Putin ditches the Ruble and adopts Bitcoin
0	Sarcasm is the only thing i like.  #sarcasticbitch
0	The long commute to work;  for this #KeyboardCowboy #anyonecancode @codeorg http://t.co/g6ZlQIdHm7
0	I keep seeing "we need to build a global society".Personally, I'd rather have our "American Society" back. #tcot #EricGarner #Ferguson
0	Why must I pay more for car insurance when I don't have to? Don't get ripped off - trust GoSkippy http://t.co/eCmZ806Q44
1	@richardjuan malay mo. its his real name haha. but still nice joke about na richard two. bagong bago  hahahhaah JK
0	I'll tell you what, those CEACCP books make a cracking bonfire, don't they? #frca #freedom
0	Shhhhhh...nobody move...they're playing a NON-electronic game together...NICELY!!!... http://t.co/CDi4lt9Y08
0	This is a song??? Awful!! http://t.co/5wBneRXGQF
1	What a shock. Duke Johnson is hurt in an important game.  #canes
0	My FIVE days of #Christmas shared.. #infosec  #hirefriday #humor http://t.co/xim9RZWvi9
1	@hirefrank @MTA OMG want one, but I have EasyPay Express. This would mean I would only use it to ride PATH. 
1	I'm so different when I'm back home... I blame the work crew #rowdy #banter  #toomuchlove #360family
0	Dear Next Person that seeks to educate me on anything PLEASE be very educated themselves, which means knowing multiple points of view http:...
1	I think Apple should make their iCloud service and options a little more confusing. Its really getting good now. 
0	http://t.co/hh5lziJCIl #GapeLand #Super-sweet Super-sweet Lilli is simply adorable with her all-leg,&#8230;
1	@GoddardDonald @kroger Spoiled, rancid food AND guns in the aisles? Rats in @HarrisTeeter?Sounds great.  #GroceriesNotGuns
0	@meestah_sahmon: Never ending, pointless, no cunt wins, tit for tat. Zero accountability and hunners of finger pointing. 
1	Another fantastic day 
0	95% of my clothes are black. #noshame :bomb:
1	Hey what do you know, one of the witnesses supporting Darren Wilson's story lied! And is racist! Mind blown! http://t.co/0k25FE024w 
0	@PCArsenault @NoFlyDawn YES! I do this all the time. It's such an easy thing to do, I don't why this isn't common knowledge.
0	#LOL with all due #Respect to #KobeBryant .. he is  #MJ ^_^ but damn near #Close !! #Legends http://t.co/Z3gOXbVyIN
1	@BeingPerry you sound just like Jack Kerouac |
0	@simoneady @FrankDenneman @NimbleTechie @DuncanYB @vinf_net @simoneady - Dutch+Northern theres combo  not speaking yr mind 
1	@BrDieteticAssoc bring it on. Will look forward to the Easter one more :-))) funnily enough i crave salad and fruit round xmas now!! 
1	@TheGodlessNorth Indonesia does: blasphemy laws & ministry of religious affairs,which also happens to be the most corrupt ministry. 
1	@nessatuia woww thanks for that helps alot  hahaha saddd :face_with_tears_of_joy:
1	@RazlanSings It's not work if you enjoy it #eh 
0	When all else fails... http://t.co/ooaDI6Dxzk #relationships #needs via @TheM3Blog
0	Gonna be the shittest Christmas ever without my mum.. Gonna get so drunk :tropical_drink::tropical_drink::tropical_drink::tropical_drink::tropical_drink::tropical_drink:
0	@Coltonwilliy Im sorry chode, my phone broke ;)
1	Another @virginmedia  moment. We can't be bothered to fix your broadband problem but would you like to buy an Iphone6 of us! HELL NO!!
1	@JohnCena @VinceMcMahon @steveaustinBSR hope you have more ambition john, cause no one else seems too. 
1	Now that i can seem to afford good things, material things in life...its the simple things that i need and really want... of my life
1	Younger siblings are okay. But then they do this irritating thing where they wake you at 5:15 to open presents. And that's just awesome 
1	Always fun when buses don't turn up! It's my favorite waiting outside in the freezing cold for them for like half an hour :smirking_face: 
0	@Matt_Mason12 @Dan_Fox13 hahaha good 1, you might own a stadium then rather than the local council ;)
0	@ShahbazSZM but talking rubbish about system on twitter can't change anything |   | Action speaks louder than words
0	Who accepts this challenge? Who's Next? Ends Soon. Be A Ten Executive & Founding Member. http://t.co/JNtzrI8N2q
1	Going to sleep a solid 30 minutes earlier than last night!!! #success #justwhatiwanted 
1	@GlasgowCC doing a great job...   What do I pay my extortionate council taxes for? #Disgrace #OngoingProblem http://t.co/FQZUUwKSoN
0	Thank god she doesn't get me to do this anymore!!! ellielippitt #barber  #hairdresser #blondie... http://t.co/sNe5a0EEAH
0	@iZedricxGaza try your luck tom! You can be one of the 20 free passers and makatanggap ng free item from david. Okay na yun tas uwi haha
1	Love feeling like I've been lied to.  #dontwanttobehere
0	@Taylorfisherrr WHO LOOK SO MUCH ALIKE OMG lashwkaywiduwb 
0	Boooooom 2 goals in 2 minutes !!!! #ThatsArsenal 4 you
0	ayee love your lips  trying to sound creepy http://t.co/WKZn9VkNHp
0	@hayl1169 was just about to say that :face_with_tears_of_joy:
1	@bustedcoverage @ChaseDarby6 world's greatest fans....
1	From our upstairs neighbors deciding to do a load of laundry at 12am, to the 1:30am freight train, falling asleep is working out great! 
1	Committed to you, your privacy and an open Web|Please turn on JavaScript to display this page correctly. ||Firefox homepage 
0	Days when you just want everyone to leave you alone  #in #a #good #mood #noHunting
1	@theprojecttv When all the "trauma" these kids are suffering is over, the fact remains, You apologised for telling the truth.  #stuism
0	How exciting he's walking all by himself #amazing #strength #hardwork #love http://t.co/sfr4lhY58G
1	So excited for work 
0	The quest for #GoSupersonic tickets continue -_-
1	I love spending five hours a night doing homework! Please assign more teachers! 
1	Watching Christmas movies alone is like so much fun. 
1	stomach flu once again...what a surprise.  :unamused_face::face_with_medical_mask:
0	@Vh1Supersonic @MAJORLAZER @Weojispeak #WatchOutForThis|Hold the line
0	All I can say is I'm lucky.
1	I'm actually kinda surprised that people still say "NOT!" after an 'ironic' statement.  
1	Love waking up to my face being licked by my puppy.. 
0	#YouAndIBackToYoutube WHAT???!WHY???!! ITS CHRISTMAS! ITS FORBIDDEN TO DO SUCH TERRIBILE THINGS! GIVE IT BACK TO US! @YouTube
1	@blushinggs: don't let fuckboys get in the way of you being happy never have AND never will. Lmao  #DontBelieveMeJustWatch
1	@YodelOnline Hi! I have just received a photo of my dear parcel from China, amazing he is travelling around the world!! 
0	@eiafc seriously in the clothes section F&F
1	@Shadoya_osman and he can't find himself a pair that would fit  :see-no-evil_monkey::speak-no-evil_monkey::speak-no-evil_monkey::face_with_tears_of_joy:
0	@Diverse_Church what is it with whales this morning  http://t.co/EuuxIufcB6
0	She can get it raw !!!
0	@bigbillybmoney haha!! Noo I don't need new boob's my old ones are just fabulous :face_with_stuck-out_tongue_and_tightly-closed_eyes::face_with_stuck-out_tongue_and_tightly-closed_eyes::face_with_stuck-out_tongue_and_tightly-closed_eyes:
1	Well the week is off to a great start.  #fml
0	@GG_Studio:Congratulations GG for giving us amazing collections for 10 yrs.In fact i was planning to do the same for u from my prospictive:smiling_face_with_smiling_eyes:
0	#All #Cute #Dude #Girlygirl #I039m #Into #Is |Please RT: http://t.co/3L4BiH19BE http://t.co/THyRbd1TG9
1	I keep telling my friends I'm busy they need to stop blowing me up but they just can't stop  http://t.co/BH5IW1OEJM
0	@MikeReiss fading the public doesn't just apply to gambling. Do the exact opposite of @MatthewBerryTMR and you're in good shape.
1	Secret Santa for one of my er..."hotter"  work colleagues.. http://t.co/Ellk2A0pfh
0	The excitement for #EVC14. |Follow @EVC_India, answer simple questions and win passes for the gig. |#GetEnchanted http://t.co/neaZKoIv7t
0	@NotTheCubsWay @DrCubColclasure As a Red Sox follower, I can vouch for Gomes as a clubhouse leader. Such a fun teammate.
0	Enroll 2 Members 1 on each leg (L/R). THEN, help your 2 Personally-Enrolled Members get 2 Executive w/ Diamond Pkgs. http://t.co/X7Tu7JJtCT
1	Yay for no longer having a vehicle!  :pensive_face::disappointed_face:
0	Getting ready #yesterday #christmaseve #lastnight http://t.co/4Y93g5eol3
0	#notcies #eu EU backs 328 top early-career researchers with 485 million http://t.co/eFS2Y1Pssc
1	@TheNewDeal @onetoo Damn socialist! 
1	I love seeing what you guys got 
1	Me when I think I can do a cartwheel!  http://t.co/pXuszu6upn
1	I don't like clowns but I'm going to be one. 
0	Can someone please tell me where the video is?
0	Drinking a Mercury: The Winged Messenger (Planet Series) by @BellsBrewery - http://t.co/iOGZRrSfgl #photo
1	Just found out I have my making babies final on Thursday. Good thing I have so much time to study 
0	Good morning hank its saturday im starving
0	 long to wait till released CO2 turns up temperature - http://t.co/UFD9oCLFM3 http://t.co/puzJgw2LuE
1	Can't wait for the #facup 3rd draw 
0	@RedState People who commit crimes, resist cops, or attack cops are endangering their own lives. No respect for law or other people.
1	Fleury with 5 shut outs so far on the season. He's still not good though 
0	@NoelleMillis I typed it with a lisp too! Hahah
0	When Santa looks up my name :smirking_face::face_with_no_good_gesture::crown:|#sassy  #naughty #or #nice #instagood #instadaily #Christmas... http://t.co/Srg3ScPt4B
1	I don't wanna hate religious people. Cos i am one of them. I'm so religious in music. #ahaa 
1	There's millions of autobot & troll accounts on Twitter that post dumb sh*t for RT's, then people call them stupid & naive.||
1	Keep running from your problems. That always works. 
1	Would like to thank my nephew for giving me his horrible cold & sore throat etc.. Much appreciated! 
1	Enabling the Windows Firewall is a perfectly reasonable thing to do to package in a software installer.  #SCCMAdmininHealthcare
1	Just as the microphone fails: "If we were having this conversation 100 years ago..." @disruptivedean #WebRTC #WebRTCParis 
1	Welp. There goes 50 bucks down the drain. Thanks KU Student Housing.  Get. Me. OUT.
0	This pressure is unreal. Keep it up
0	Same #Soundcloud dl: http://t.co/2I8CRNHDUh Follow> @LexiNRealLife #ATL #ConsciousMusic http://t.co/P6pzAjr2Vm
1	I absolutely LOVE moving house 
1	Powerful picture taken by a #protester the #night before #christmas. The  is real. http://t.co/EVdeheqpsj
1	Listened to Gimme Shelter while driving in the rain:face_with_tears_of_joy: 
1	Taking Over the mansion with the Mexicans @MikeyGlander
0	@GetOnTVN @TheSharkTweet what's going on with sharks hair? Looks like the council has cut it
0	#notcies #eu Liverpool workers "miscarriage of justice" victims http://t.co/KKyxaCu18R
1	@haleymae21 Ha! I don't have haters. Just a few misguided souls who thought my mentions were a bulletin board for their issues. ;) 
0	@Merrinaised @lisatagaloa yip most likely the next time I get #suckered into #making anotherone :face_with_stuck-out_tongue_and_winking_eye:
1	I love hearing people's explanations about the dating world in America in the library while I am studying 
0	Eskom load-shedding hammers the Rand again: http://t.co/L9CTtRVASn  Current spot rate USD1=R11.45 http://t.co/PGZHDkBJGD #VivaANCviva 
1	What a great person you are. 
1	@holly_b94 @lottiebaring can't wait to see ya both 
1	Wow I feel great 
1	Twitter slams Austin Strange Fruit PR firm, spurring it to drop the name it shared with a song about lynching http://t.co/DSN2zFt7A0 
1	@Watchthisface25 looking forward to the time I have to traipse down the stairs to postie with a baby attached to my nipple! :flushed_face: 
1	@ragavendra87 @timesofindia They r no less than the BCCI and Arnab keeps bashing them on the news hour 
1	Yep, true patriots all.  http://t.co/lAZTLMA2Ho
1	@JackHeverin @JoelBateman23 @tay_smith103 @mattyprosser1 Was that head Mathers batting?|#powerful!!|#intimidating|
0	@darrellr79 @EBJunkies I'd prefer the slew of #Ferguson protestors across the US...they stop traffic shut dwn bridges
1	@John_Slavin Think I may use that in my ads ! :) 
0	@Quikr @Vh1Supersonic |Its @DILLONFRANCIS  bcoz he is so #Nasty and loves his  ...||#GoSupersonicQuikr
1	@awfulannouncing I don't believe you!!!!  
1	Nothing like the 24hr swing back to being a day walker to make you feel like a million bucks...  #shiftworkerlife
0	I don't have to respect your beliefs.||I only have to respect your RIGHT to have them. ||#atheist #atheism
0	@goodgary99 @Neilby70 @ParkzTheDon @TonyBrown03 @GazTheGooner84 @LosDaGooner mmmm :face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_tears_of_joy:
0	 @ Speakeasy http://t.co/1bg6Y6U0ax
1	Wow.. #shocker  RT @TheAtlantic: Dick Cheney on CIA torture: "I'd do it again in a minute" http://t.co/CppRItMqZJ http://t.co/nS7ZnAq2Ec
0	One season down 8 togo! #OneTreeHill
1	The late Howie Carr wd be amused to see Granny Warren putting the wood to a "bow-tied bum kisser" 
1	michael have a sexy face when he cough  http://t.co/5owjGoZQjU
1	Love being made fun of 
1	Feels so good 2 get off  2 have 2 go straight 2 school though...
0	Hey everyone... I want this as a Christmas gift :) Can you send me one? @NVIDIAGeForce #GTX980 http://t.co/nc7S4QOqpW
0	Pretty sure there's a satanic baby in the apartment next door. Stays howling. Not crying. Howling. All day, all night. Ugh. #killmenow
0	http://t.co/VNPJoS2ACk #GapingAngels #Georgeous Georgeous busty blonde drilled in all her aroused holes!
0	@rj4gui4r you wearing the pin I sent for the rest of the video yesterday made my day. #daymade #addicted http://t.co/RPvpDfDRQw
0	@Arlo2121 ugh... painful for sure. can't win em all I spose... but you shouldn't ever look like that.
0	What do you all think of that Salt-N-Pepa Geico commercial? I think it's pretty terrible.
0	I'm officially on Twitter!### sure what to do after all these pound signs?!?!
1	The moment you realize that what have you done in this whole year . 
1	Yeah, the prom is the most important event in your life 
1	Wishing my relationship was that real 
0	#Exclusive -- #Indonesia: #AirAsia #crash #probe #focuses on #timing of #request to #climb, #weather. http://t.co/drtIbijN6y via @reuters
0	@craftsBoy Marvellous!Sounds nothing like any jingle bells song i've ever heard!I can see you in mismatched socks,tights & cricket gear :-)
0	Indian Urdu Daily Advocates Murdering Apostates After Extremist Hindu Groups Convert Muslims: The First... http://t.co/nASWVjnLZe
0	Company profile NOT TWINS VENTURES, LLC - http://t.co/b75EgvMfU7   #TWINS #VENTURES, #LLC
0	Photo: 3pc Lace Corset Size: small-2xl Price:$40.00 Leave size and email for invoice http://t.co/xrPRl3TKxm
0	It is so much easier for me to write how I'm feeling than to actually speak it, I get nervous and stumble on my words if it's on my heart.
0	Bacon. That's all. That's the tweet.
0	yup, amazing how that is, isnt it? @AcePraline @TheLexZane @Eppic_Barz
0	Photo: Dance Icon Sports Bra/Shorts Bikini Lingerie One Size $20.00 Leave email for invoice http://t.co/7aKmeVicvK
0	Better than yourself should be the score. Not better than other ones .
1	@RealAlexJones but they put it in soaps and shampoo! It's healthy! 
0	@TylerJShock How do you score on someone?
1	It's all a calamity of lies..everything is fake so we only accept what isn't true  so when the truth comes we deny it. 
1	Taking the Christmas lights down in the swamp will be a blast. 
0	@anna_krystyna: " It's the freshman semester of my first year..." #ohanya #finalsamiright
0	I don't know what's worse...the fact that McDonald's is open on Christmas Day or that people are actually in there eating it right
1	I love that my body can't handle school stress and makes me physically sick. 
1	finally going to bed, definitely looking forward to waking up in 5 1/2 hours. :thumbs_up_sign: 
0	@sommelierkeith aww bless ya. Enjoy your break babe, yeah it was great thanks.. Finally recovering from it. How's Ya tash going? :face_throwing_a_kiss:
1	Platoon strategy ain't so bad. I mean we are a 7 line army.  #mets
1	Day 2. Going to the DR for #2 cause I'm 99.9999999% sure she has strep #awesome 
0	@PatWilsonInfo Huh? It's a graphical representation of what's happening. Nothing is out there to take a photo!
0	But it's time to face the truth... I will never be with you
1	This guy who started jack hammering at 6 this morning right outside my window can stop anytime now!! #sleepingbeauty 
1	@TheLouieMiguel what a way to start the new year 
0	As a girl,my reason not to put on makeup is I'm satisfied with my face,unlike you bitch!|| #winter
0	Oh look - wrapping presents is SO easy...here's the video to prove it!!!|http://t.co/f6QFevN0Ka
1	Write cover page of thesis. Laptop commits suicide  #thankgodforbackups http://t.co/Bdj0HlBC9G
1	haven't talked to you in days. that's cool I guess. 
1	The Interview has been cancelled, not because of north korea but because the immense comedy would blow our mortal minds 
1	The sky looks SO beautiful today....  http://t.co/Defox97Pzi
0	@FoxNews Hey #Russia ! MAKE MONEY #TWEETING YET?||http://t.co/Q2WB7riAvK <-This #FOXNews Clip explains how||https://t.co/cpJZkEgNe7
0	Aww I've just seen the pictures of @ben_botica from today, hows recovery going? #getwellsoon
1	What?!? The 4 team playoff picked by 16 people didn't solve schools still being pissed?!? I'm so shocked!  #CFBPlayoff
1	@CalgarySenate why yes, because being some man's property is such a privilege  @HaPpy_Punks_Grl   #ironagethinking
1	Day 1. Ski school with instructor Patrick. Soon I'll be ready for the black slopes. ... http://t.co/QWIKEB4iOE
1	Everyones full of ruddy xmas cheer here 
1	@numbdave Because we all know that a house is a hermetically sealed environment!  @askegg @SecuLawyer @star2000dancer
0	One things for sure IMA make y'all folks remember me.
1	Sending best wishes to all my coworkers at the 9AM this morning 
0	THEY #CAN'T BE #IDENTIFIED|#UK should  ALLOW more #SYRIAN REFUGEES #ENTRY among them will be #ISLAMISTS potential #TERRORISTS
1	@rowdiejones:  When continuationists demand a prooftext for cessationism. / @BibChr beautiful observation
0	Yep, it's exactly what you're thinking... someone called an Ambulance for the former Audi R8...||#Audi #R8 #Carporn  http://t.co/yrO2cO9cKB
0	@SrBachchan Can U use Smartphone?||http://t.co/Q2WB7riAvK|SmartPhone APP PAYS you!|See-http://t.co/RDlRuGN0iE |Go 2: https://t.co/cpJZkEgNe7
0	How the fuck do u come out of a commercial injury break w a delay of game? #Redskins
0	#notcias #eu #europ How Santa Juncker can bring the gift of a healthier EU http://t.co/f6h25c4zsu
1	this is fun  http://t.co/Gw3t5ZiOTR
1	Irony died 1000 times during the climax of Sholay, when the police urged Thakur not to take the law into his HANDS.  #Bollywood
1	Done to much again  http://t.co/BYd8Np3eQV
0	.@BDUTT is at her best when she reports frm 'on the field'. Not that she is bad at studio but on field she is a true story teller.
1	Yay for knee machines!  http://t.co/BNK8Z2LBsE
0	@EBCooper13 So you condone murder for rude people?||File that under Nincompoop Update
0	#Minivan #Mom #Ebony #Wilkerson  #Guilty #By #Reason #of #Insanity: #Judge: A Florida judge ruled Friday that... http://t.co/J5bLfeJXft
0	@davebett87 long yeah. the director's cut will be longer! :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes: you need to see Penguins of Madagascar btw
0	Well today can go fuck itself.
1	I love working for an hour and not getting paid for it 
1	I love when I wake up grumpy  #effroommates #yourtooloud #personalalarmclock #notnecessary #bequieter #ugh
1	@Luxtonr7 @adamjamesberack LFC worst start in 50 years and still above EFC.... that is funny!!! #WishWeHadA28MilStriker 
0	Are you kidding me this is unacceptable http://t.co/Z9Ij5t2DI9
1	Well, my nmu computer just took a poop on me :/ hopefully it will start back up later.. #whatDoIExpect #NMUComputersAreTheBest  :expressionless_face::unamused_face:
1	It's been one year of off and on eye twitching. #SoFun 
0	In case somebody breaks in our apartment :hocho::dizzy_face: http://t.co/3IhKK7AY1o
1	@PizzaExpress so ...still no response from @PizzaExpress #greatcustomerrelations 
1	@Navrooz and among 8 of #duleepSingh children,none had one! 
1	Dead supportive family I've got. 
0	@RedEyeFNC Saturday at 11:00?  Damn...there goes my secret news paraphernalia....   telling
0	@iwannawant2 @billisFPS yeah this happens to me every time I want to like a video :(
1	@HadleyFreeman it could have happened to anyone. Your time will come, critics. Oops, apologies. A typical  -loving #Brit.
1	Babysitting is what I like to do on a Saturday :unamused_face: 
0	Hafeez's slider is TOO much of a mess. Bowling it from 'back-of-the-palm' & that too at ~90kph require EXTENSION http://t.co/KiGLPZY876
0	#MTVStars Justin Bieber|#net  #fast
0	@Jude_Mugabi is it squirt or squat?
0	How do I make more money now in my business? Loral Langemeire's best seller The Millionaire Maker. Get your copy http://t.co/xzP6UjI8va
0	@BavarianShady no u dnt hav to..bt sme ppl do....evn whn they do shit.. :-P
0	Blackpool today for an interview.  the weather for the beach
0	@ManUtdstholder @hunts9 You're  familiar with Matt Bubsy, #then.
0	Dirgahayu my corps @mb_bbt 16/12/1986 - 26/12/2014 :smiling_face_with_sunglasses::musical_score::clapping_hands_sign::fisted_hand_sign:| just a corps, we... (w/ Tari, eni, & 26 others) [pic] — https://t.co/WCEHZZUmAX
0	Not this room please I don't want this
0	@BigAlMLM Please give me a Follow Back.
0	@_Kayy_T Be more narrow with that knife, you might just find the target to answer that. -Sarcastic.
0	I was trying to type parkside and it turned to paradise #coincidence #i #think 
1	A woman wearing a t-shirt on @itvjeremykyle that says "Act like a Lady"..
1	Grandma's coming over, yay money. #lol #kidding 
1	At one point i almost believed that the law of attraction was effective. !
1	@kthbates96 yup gotta keep up with my "frantic party lifestyle". 
1	@SocialxClub HOW DARE YOU HAVE FUN AS CHRISTIANS! WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE BORING AND HAVE ZERO FUN! HORRIBLE CHRISTIANS! LOL #MISFIT 
0	I was watching birds fly during this photo. http://t.co/Mo7wd4RXav
0	@Jaketallow but if you feel like it's relevant don't worry about the word limit man, at least you're doing it
1	@maggsonmedia #eskom yup, service delivery is impeccable . diesel supply or cash flow problems? Ineptitude
1	Sarcasm incoming: This weekend is going to be such a great time being grounded with nothing to do but homework, gunna have a blast! 
0	@erin_also I can't wait :) Enjoy your Christmas!
1	Glad to know my friends are supportive 
1	@ChefCarolineB sounds like the LA end of days! 
1	Erasure by Percival Everett and Pym by Mat Johnson....So there is black literature after the Black Arts Movement  #ChangetheCanon
0	chicks be really pimping more then males these days #the#look #yallknowthatsnotcoolright?
0	A very powerful statement by Rob Hustle on a growing crisis. #ICantBreathe https://t.co/AcKP9A6C57
0	@quiksilverindia I guess the picture will answer it. |Still , Answer 7 - Above and Beyond.|#QuiksilverGoesSupersonic http://t.co/5BXf58modI
0	@livejazzman #do  #worry. They're Percey. @CharlemagneII got the same pair.
0	@scoopdoggydogg @rhilox @johnbelton1 @chooch_64 @LoyalistRadio @Big_Woodys_Shop @Davgt5 @ImFatherJack @rangersforever7 All the best 2015
1	: When the looks that are nurtured by statuesque beauties are nurtured by the skinniest supermodels. #Statuesque=#Skinny #Look
0	@IBMcloud @MidmarketIBM What on earth does that mean "Cloud vs Mobile"? It's Cloud-Mobile - or basically Client-Server 2.0
0	I would have never hired Trestman. RT @PriscoCBS: I would fire Trestman tonight.
1	When someone who is extremely selfish dramatically wonders why people are so selfish ! 
0	@RaysBaseball Thank you for staying Tom!
1	@dawncflv @MRbelzer he's the detective!!! lol  #OrTypeCast
0	@amyengineer @daverdfw you drive a ferrari, right? you being a beautiful clever woman?
1	the wheels on the bus are broken down broken down broken down:smiling_face_with_smiling_eyes::multiple_musical_notes:  #fml #omwtothemet
1	Your cyber Monday sale got extended? No fucking way!  #stfu
0	@TU_SuccessStory I'm getting to notifications though. I know we up but only by 10. We playing bad?
0	I'm in the back chilling for now on , if I don't keep it contact with you or hit you up don't get mad I'm just on some other shit :pedestrian:
0	@jcpetit4 dusty as usual:electric_plug: #redbucket http://t.co/U8llvttn59
0	@Taaa_lia @Merrinaised sorry I forgot LMAO
1	MT Darth Vader is polling higher than all potential 2016 US presidential candidates http://t.co/Kuv3dp8pZm|Are you surprised? 
1	@KimiNozoGuy @Alison_prime @SportzPunz @IvyTwisted @shitpostman Probably folks like #FullMcIntosh who don't buy games.  #gamergate
1	@sarahkhannyc @SAfridiOfficial @ShahidSrfraz Hahahahahahahhahaha! I was some one and it happened to be ya! !
0	The most wonderful advantage of not being a ppl-pleasing daft is that there's nothing to worry about changing your perspectives(adjustments)
0	 alot-still not sussed out how yo keep in touch with peop!e via twitterTwitterversary
1	Sure, let's go back to work on my day off after after just leaving four hours ago. Why not? #fb 
1	@ninjalikescheez did your python tweeter send that? 
0	@gilmanjames19 absolutely! I have no life so that shouldn't be a hard thing to do. Haha
1	..what a great start to my day 
1	@RichardCarter Thanks, that'll help loads 
1	Russia says ruble crisis over as reserves dive, inflation climbs  http://t.co/KxvLkir1dB via @reuters
1	@RichardDawkins Accusations on twitter shouldn't count, though I've heard tales of talk that it will replace the grad jury sys here 
0	Thinking I should lock my phone away for the night: #ifyoudonthaveanythingnicetosaydontsayanythingatall
1	So, Matt and Natasha are having sex. #WhatASuprise  #WhatElseIsNew
0	@billisFPS @MrProWestie @leveluptime didn't you know that they removed the M16A3 because it was overpowered? :O
1	@AskPlayStation Have you guys tried unplugging the servers waiting 10 seconds and plugging them back in?  #psndown
1	@WillMcHoebag Warwick Davis is more than twice the man Tony Blair is 
0	In Scotland ( the little country that's attached to the north of England) :flag_for_United_Kingdom::snowflake:️
1	Girls who put their area code in their instagram about me...so clever!  #stupidsauce #mymomcoulddobetter
0	@Rockprincess818 @texasfreedom101 Progressive socialism & liberalism must push the victim hood idea in order to continue.
1	Cheers to another good day... 
0	#nuffsaid  #stupidity #hadenough lols :face_with_tears_of_joy::smiling_face_with_open_mouth: http://t.co/0iSZ1ExuLn
1	Oh this will end well.  RT @JonathanCohn: Military-Style Tech Finds Way Into School District Safety Measures http://t.co/uGFWTCZlVK
1	Oh how I missed middle school drama :~) 
1	@mike_coogan Sky News says "he died" like as if he dropped dead in hospital lol - real honest reporting 
0	Togepi do  shed their www.MonsterMMORPG. com #shell. fally by #MonsterMMORPG #bagon
1	So this week is just getting better and better  :loudly_crying_face:
0	I ate too much..... meal, i'm not even done with desserts!
1	@treacle1690CCA @billyf73 good old JK landing people in trouble again, ffs William i thought you were more savvy than that 
0	@vicenews halting heroine overdoses instantly? How will the music and film industry block that one wonders?
1	At last I can quit work and enjoy life lol  http://t.co/UdmxqLfviB
1	Lol boy i just wanted a fuck not a relationship  trying to sound like a hoe.
0	#sotrue #ihavenolife #misshim #lovehim #haveabetterone #Justin #no  #justinbeiber by grandtheftauto_five_troller http://t.co/KShHps7knq
1	Like u go to Williamsville east ur parents hand u money but ur so much better than everyone else hahaha 
1	amazing how many "americans" slag off capitalism , from the comfort of armchairs, sipping decaf,skinny, pumpkins spice lattes 
1	Don't know about y'all but, I'm super excited to get out there clean off my car, shovel and deal with fools on the road. Oh yeah. 
0	@lennutrajektoor And this is a warmly ment  from me to You! :-)
0	@TraceyJRobbins @jrf_uk The link says "The requested page could not be found."||Was the  intentional?
1	@SamEdwards12 @FIH_Hockey Really?! This is absolutely below the belt, especially towards Tom Boon ... #DeepRespect ... 
1	@bdstratton @csimps0n well aren't you the brightest bulb in the chandelier? 
1	@xheeners I know ... 
1	Remember that one episode Santana wanted to be a dancer but then forgot about it altogether. Good times. Good times. #Glee 
0	@CarrieMuskat @Buster_ESPN sounds like #Cubs won't have room for Lester battery mate David Ross.
1	Bruh. I just realized I'm wearing her shirt. The chick who dumped me. Lmfao 
1	@FinestDos @TheFinestSquad @KroniumSquad Oh wow your talking Skype! Cool! 
1	@thunderroadvint try having no internet for a month. Now I know how Ethiopians feel. 
1	25 Historical Images That Normalize #Breastfeeding http://t.co/6DiheIcMx0 via @buzzfeeders. We're so more tolerant now...
0	@mikeviceo: Two years ago i got binoculars from my parents cause I needed to look to the future, I was like cool :face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_tears_of_joy: tweet of the year
1	Just watched how Pretzels were made. #interesinglife  #whatamidoingwithmylife #longesthashtagnotneededbutYOLO
1	@PeteKopite the lineup is full of goals and offensive intention #LFC 
1	Love the trust i get from people :ok_hand_sign: 
0	@TheMindOfJDubb Fact we have a liberal school system. Yes I'm conservative.No that does not make me racist.(before you accuse me of that)
0	 #A #TERROR #ORGANIZATION .... #Hamas man killed, 3 injured in "suspicious explosion" in #Gaza http://t.co/lzNIhVqHFI #Israel
0	or have you redefined "network" to mean a lone moron talking to himself on youtube @RBRNetwork1 @JoeHilgerman @1_Free_Man @ABPT_Rocket
0	A voice of reason crying in the wilderness of hysteria. http://t.co/GHWycSm5bW via @sharethis
1	I just love the NHS 
0	THE WORLD'S BIGGEST ONLINE JOB Click and Get Started Now! http://t.co/f6PJOZUIJr
1	Carphone Warehouse call centre employees are such classy people  @CPWTweets
1	Being publicly called a "heartless arsehole" for going about my day as usual. 
1	@AlexPanchenko2 oh brother, the bar for journalism is very high these days  @Henry_Langston why do you follow such retards?
0	@iampjcurtis add some "Your Baby Can Read" DVDs...ya know...just in case lol:smirking_face:
0	http://t.co/EVNDvEm26y #TeenAnalCasting #Katarro Katarro Anal &#8211; About a Girl [Nirvana Cover]
0	@PaulGoonerW yeah stressed isnt the word could easily punch someone in the face right now:smirking_face::fisted_hand_sign::fisted_hand_sign:
1	It's super duper fun waking up and immediately shoveling your car out of your driveway for 20 minutes  #fuckinsnow
1	@NeezmhaNeez Technically, we aint muzlamics until we believe in a guy lost in a cellar as our saviour. ||#TrueStoryFam
1	One more reason not to shop at #Walmart. They make you feel you're not in America!  #shopping #Islam #tcot ~ http://t.co/tvOu9XoN4z
0	@aerial_photog @Dji def understandable.i'm ok with that. trying to find anything up here on this has been impossible.
1	@sirmlivesey :-) Go for it. 20th Century Fox copied me and did 21st Century Fox, after all ... , I hasten to add *very* unlitigiously!
1	I have plans. I feel sick. What a surprising turn of events. 
0	Pepe's hair RT @Tife__: Palacio's hair..."@bombguy95: Ronaldo hair.."@Ms_Nini_: Messy hair :black_heart_suit:"
0	If a foreign power hit Japan's embassy in NYC with a missile, not really an attack on US. In that sense, I agree with you. @Daniel_1stLt
0	Buzzing about going home tonight, back for a month
1	Yeah, because that's what's most important. . The man really is a prized prat. https://t.co/pVUi0cgGYK
1	There's nothing more intimidating than having to serve an chavvy lanky 19 year old with acne and bum fluff.  #cringe
1	When j need the mailman to come late, he's here at 8a. When I can't wait for the mail to come? 7p. 
0	FNC is likely either repeating the same stuff over & over, @jerryjizzum753 @TheLexZane @Gumlegs @1_Free_Man @Life_DLL @ABPT_Rocket @Anan_VII
0	Join @ThuggMiss PromoTeam's Official Fan List and receive news, events, and more! http://t.co/1x49E5zITi
0	Oh this is back in #AdvancedWarfare XD|#JustCODThing http://t.co/qAP5SgoQnh
1	Glad @jbrew_22 is excited to see me..... :unamused_face:
1	WOW !!! Really ??? Homework in the weekends?!  #talkingabout #theteachers:pouting_face::pouting_face:
1	Studying history;reading #gameofthrones | #asongofice&fire
0	#Israel #freezes #funds to #Palestinians #over #ICC #approach. http://t.co/kYY2bOdfs3 via @reuters
0	@oneplanetmikey @misskylie77 I had never heard of them before, but I quite liked it!
1	#Venezuela -controlled #Moscow junta genocides peaceful protest of #Chechen miners in #Grozny . http://t.co/OZlny9c3Mg 
1	What a great start to my morning  #smh
0	Got nothing against Muslims, but fuck these Islamic Cunts are disgusting :/ #sydneysiege
1	lol drunk mom on Christmas is so fun...  #thisisadisaster :white_smiling_face::pistol::cocktail_glass:
1	Thank goodness the holiday help at work is no more! I just love it when they think they know more than you  #annoyed #relieved #gone
1	Pre work shenanigans lmbo alissamarie_b #letswork  #kiddingnotkidding #funtimes #sheseriouslyrocks http://t.co/wht23Idawu
1	Good luck to @ThackleyAFC  against @HandsworthPFC this afternoon after a month of inactivity.   ring rusty.
1	Agree with @FrankFerragine @BTtoronto some people sigh so others will hear them. My husband sighs all the time. Around me. #Curious 
1	@benrhodes I bet you're gonna be outside today, its soooo warm, T-shirt and shorts weather :flushed_face::smirking_face:  #Funny
0	Produce Mobile Apps #bluedream| http://t.co/9NHimEIPSy http://t.co/9QHOFBuoyj
1	Sipping a chicken Cuppa soup and watching #Jezza how exciting 
1	@HallieCiera haha I'm going to have fun with it next year. 
1	Mens Football clearly know how to have a good time.....  #archiesday #anychanceofasocial
0	#and #As #But #Cake #Like #MMs #Made #Make  #Food|Please RT: http://t.co/SDrBy5tNd5 http://t.co/wiH6mB1Pfx
0	@CopperBronzed So when Tory stood up and thanked Ford for his service to the city, I wanted to barf.
0	@19jman86 apple jd?  sure
0	they dip, we drip #fat #sumo #hippoes #happy #like #so  #turtle #googlemapcibae #love #bij... http://t.co/P0viOrlrXc
0	I believe it is about #indoctrination &  religious indoctrination either; but indoctrination into the future groups of #Lefties.
0	If you gon' judge people who drink and blaze FOH Go choke on some foreskin
1	The Champions League is overrated anyway! 
1	danniella westbrook went to a food bank she should have gone to Iceland, oh yeah she fucked that up too   #freedomofspeech
0	Day off should be snuggled on the sofa doing nothing..... But alas I have Errons to do so trying up drag myself out of bed,  happening
0	Ugh, I would give your first-born for some Pepto Bismol right now. #upsettummy
0	@roshpot So tht we can look into yr acc specifically we wld need to speak with you over the phone. Calls are charged at...
0	#UKPLUS= Consists of Free Lebara2Lebara 3000MINs and 3000SMS UNLIMITED. #NO UNLIMITED SMS TO OTHER NETWORK Only consists of 1000SMS
0	@highfivelife7 why are you so beautiful?!
1	@ATT really showing me the fastest LTE around  #speedtest http://t.co/aQlkSxjDcM
1	Down or Not is down right now. That's  for ya http://t.co/f4WRhmHVLG
0	Is Obamacare Slowing Health Care Spending?  http://t.co/gKyyRlh689 via @forbes
1	@moofer1972 @abc7newsBayArea That's fantastic up to date news. Also 
0	Corey Brewer looks like he is ready to not be in Minnesota anymore... You can see it all over his body language. #TradeBait
0	Do I...do I want to know what he has in the bag? #Cthulhu #Christmas #Lovecraft #SantaClaus #funny http://t.co/NhBVda3Q2b
1	Sorkin identified the 'attack on free speech' from Sony hackers before attacking the media for publishing the leaks  #SonyHack
1	Most Hindus depend on the 'western' researchers,who explain to them what's written in Hindu scriptures!;-) @rupasubramanya #FacePalm 
1	managing to fall flat on my face up the library stairs, has just made it to the top of  my list of proudest student moments 
0	Thanks @ahtohg for connecting. Always look forward to exchange thoughts n ideas with #entrepreneur working on #green n #sustainability
0	btw, dummy, 140 limits @RBRNetwork1 @1_Free_Man @TheLexZane @Anan_VII @ABPT_Rocket @kusun0
0	I need my own pillow to fall asleep mymalsh
0	I don't think you get how embarrassing and trashy all of that really is...  s'cute
1	Wow I feel so bad that you had to actually do your job as a teacher.  #stopcomplaing
0	@LiamFoxtrot He's been half paced all season, Henderson would be a bigger loss
0	Gripping new ebook not for the fainthearted or politically correct. Please visit site https://t.co/R99TXDaEt2
0	Just saw: Roel de Vries , Nissan #marketing boss says marketers should focus on emotions and  quantify everything http://t.co/AB0ZU24OOm
1	@brad_deere it's been over a year since you tweeted. #DoinItRight  #MaybeNextYear #NewYearsResolution
1	I have three test and a two dance performances tomorrow!!:books::open_book::dancer::dancer::woman_with_bunny_ears:  #EasyDay 
1	2a TL shows Lester's 6/$155m deal's a hit Boston - Wish all announcements were made when parties involved least coherent #Notsarcasm
1	so proud of my artwork :sparkling_heart::smiling_face_with_halo: #proud  http://t.co/knDye8Ayoa
0	I find this farrrrr too funny :face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_tears_of_joy: #wow #can #u  http://t.co/4Ah4SUyDlW
1	Hope everyone is having a lovely Marxist Christmas 
0	@Alan_Juventino I don't blame you bro, if i was married to @ClaudiaRomani I too would support Milan :smiling_face_with_smiling_eyes: http://t.co/8aTrR8ZEiE
0	Let's just hope Nene isn't too hurt. Day to day instead of week to week, please. #praying #basketballgods
0	 at peak!! ;) http://t.co/1uHgVlNzfp
0	All I wanted was to see you
0	@nyormnyorm @iamedem Nice but  original
0	I miss how close we were. :pensive_face:
1	I just LOVEEEE finals soooo much . And not getting any sleep is the best part about them :astonished_face::pistol: 
0	there is only 1 race, HUMAN so i dont look at things by the myth of "races" @jtarleta53 @RBRNetwork1
0	Still wondering why the pop-up "save password" still pops up even when you do not tick "keep logged in". -Sarcastic
1	@slavetothemic thanks for sharing Mike, your opinion means a lot to us.  #orisit?
1	It's funny how you can sit for 15minutes And not be noticed.  #MTVStars Taylor Swift
1	Now i officially look single. Ha the 
1	What else would you do on friday? |#TGIF  #8crap http://t.co/GOvZjAgVa2
1	: Historians collecting correct facts about wrong abuse. #Correct=#Wrong #FactAboutAbuse
0	@Buster_ESPN I see what you did there
0	"I can see it in your eyes.." #Kingofpop #mjackson #michaeljackson #invicible #breakofdawn #king #is  #dead :purple_heart:... http://t.co/FCepZG7UUr
0	Hahaha! @jamieyuccas enjoying the #selfiestick I got her for Christmas! http://t.co/2aNmDutKtX
1	Such quality customer service today by @Microsoft for the Xbox One  #thisiscrap #nothelpfulatall
0	Tiger Woods Is Now Hero Group's Global Brand Ambassador #brand #buzzfeed |Read Story:|http://t.co/ImJof1p8E5
1	@spen0007 I have the box set of The Complete Steptoe and Son.  That should cheer you up 
1	I love how I'm completely wide awake 
1	So far today is going AWESOME.  #fuckoff
0	#indonesian#czech#mix#girl#with#my#boy#elvis#im#single by mcrodyn http://t.co/1bIJ6l9gdf
0	Just noticed that I crossed 500 followers in past month. Guys, I hope you enjoy the sarcasm b/c we all know my value added is nil 
1	@117_Wolf @TheNelsconey @kenjitillman @OriginalSlumdog @TruthInsider @UE_Gaming @JVB @Danielsmile 9 Followers and now he's relevant? 
1	The American justice system :thumbs_up_sign::person_raising_both_hands_in_celebration::clapping_hands_sign: 
1	As a little girl I would dream of shouting instructions repeatedly and being completely ignored. #motherhood 
1	Nice friendly drivers @Translink_NI "never get on a bus with a £20 note mate" what a way to make you feel welcome! 
1	Thanks mom for all those lovely words, you just love to let me know how proud you are of me | #wordshurt
0	#Michigan RT @EditorEdge: Rich Rodriguez not available for the photo op. He's at the Fiesta Bowl.
0	Used my brains and stopped drinking at 8 and been on the tea feeling sober and good.. Bring on tomorrow :face_throwing_a_kiss::face_throwing_a_kiss:
0	@navadidas: #InkRivals ok,we all know Cleen is going to win, lets just end it. Not exciting. AMEN TO THAT
0	Merry Christmas @Battlefield @leveluptime @dirtydeathdog @zachulon @covernode @YaraTwit @VisceralGames XD Thanks for making #BFHardline ^_^
0	We still got alot of moonlight left
0	@Matt_Mason12 we all love a trier mate, but seriously, game seems to pass him by, poor on the ball,doesn't pick his runner up!
0	The mouse's first incepted memory was just the sound: BRAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWP!
0	 a Bad Gift: Wall Gives Gooden $100K Cash (via http://t.co/9P4EKO4LA4) http://t.co/BzmTfRJ5aQ
0	Porygon2 are  found in the www.monstermmorpg. com wild. #firemen follow @MonsterMMORPG #paint
0	#OPEC #chief #defends #policy, #says #group to #try to #ride #out #price #fall. http://t.co/P4nSy0P4e3 via @reuters
0	@SBryanMusic I think I'm gonna check your music out later. Thanks:white_smiling_face:
1	@CaycePryhs Careful, Cayce. That's almost a racist statement.  @william_1492 @CaseyParksIt @PhyIis
1	You're gone and I gotta stay high... #coldpants #offtomysteriousplaces  #bye http://t.co/aOla0qD4pb
1	@whatruWARING @LehmanJenny Ya I remember when winning one regular season game was like a super bowl 
1	Oversleeping is the bestttt. 
0	I'll do it tomorrow is a dangerous way to live
0	@ollielocke @CosmopolitanUK #goodgrief he may already have gone a little too far with those eyebrows!
1	Cheap and expensive  http://t.co/jbZtYeu7AV
0	http://t.co/8ICPDcAoNQ #CHRISTMAS #GIFT #BLESSING #Santa #follow #TheInterview#BharatRatna #CallMeEva... http://t.co/Lx3MFqJzL8
1	Hiring Managers are willing to wait for 30Days for a guy who can join immediately, but cannot take a guy with 30Days notice period. 
0	Still can't believe my teammate is engaged! #Holymoly #RingBySpring #TurnUpppp @tdoom789
1	@petefrt gee, that's SO hard to believe. 
1	@GileseyR thanks for all your help Giles :thumbs_up_sign: 
0	Why everything must b turned into a disaster to avenge another disaster?What's so gratifying in forgetting tht we all are humans/Pakistanis?
0	I'll keep this smile on my face to get myself through this bullcrap, instead of breaking down like usual.
0	Is it wrong of me to not want to read about horrible things in this world, just for one day?
1	The sooner I find that out, the sooner I can go and have the lovely conversation with HR as I've yet to tell work #lookingforwardtothat 
0	Coin ! erraji: " ZeeGingaNinja: because it seems that some people here need this clarification #sydneysiege ... http://t.co/7QsgzEotfp"
0	#Repost hernanpuentes with repostapp :black_rightwards_arrow:️:soon_with_rightwards_arrow_above::camera: #ComingSoon #LoveIt #LoveU ・・・⁰PERFECTION..... Filter... http://t.co/foiEg1RSOB
0	@gigabarb @CloudOfCaroline wish I was there. maybe next year. I'll be the one with the mad socks. no clothes. just socks.
0	I can't remember the last time I saw "32-bit integer" in mainstream media! #Software #GangnamStyle #Geek @YouTube http://t.co/mP9fkuWo6r
1	Christmas music on the stair master #SundayFunday 
1	@JoanneLouT I love the way that the #white males are buffoons, while the #black woman is smart and always wins #culturalmarxism 
0	Can almost smell the turkey #hungry
1	@IkeMagnifico Funny thing is now she's a security guard at Fed Ex in LA where I pick up all the time. 
1	Nothing beats a surprise Tetanus shot at the doctor's office. #blessed 
0	@ajb_16 shouldn't you's be in school??
0	Photo: #tea #art #abstract #color #colors #fun #how #are #you #artist #spainish #exhibit #spain http://t.co/TjneQknWDo
1	Absolutely appalling service once again from @FGW Can't wait for the rise in fares next month  #excuses #joke
0	wait for it "city-data" will become a Fox News site soon @TheOldBreed1775 @RBRNetwork1 @Dolphin__Man @Joseph_WarrenDR
0	Not everyone will understand you. That's life.|#goodnight|#gatecrasher http://t.co/Xjqr57TEXS
1	@NathanFillion the resemblance is uncanny!  #firefly @Castle_ABC http://t.co/rYWjkNTUEr
0	#Canned #Food #Lot  #Of #Space #InteriorDecor Please RT: http://t.co/teeFi8QVbY http://t.co/Qy1jZ5jwZ3
1	My christmas gift... i have sweetest friends :) #blessed  http://t.co/FR5fTpJsTn
1	Well on a positive note if I can stay awake for another hour I can go get my blood work done! #positivenote fun stuff 
1	Love waking up early in the morning  #HockeyTournament #RefLife #Zebras
0	> @CleartalkingCom Cell Phone Accessories: Accessory Kits, Audio Adapters, Batteries, Bluetooth Speakers, http://t.co/lXhKh21D7W
0	@SamanthaaaBabby then I completely suck as a sub! Haha!  going!!
1	Weather bomb. Weather. Bomb. ||I applaud the media's innovation in helping to sensationalise the usual autumn climate 
1	This clinical psychology exam is gunna be the main cause of whatever mental disorder I develop 
0	"HAPPY" is how i can describe today! :white_smiling_face: :purple_heart:
0	@Missguided: Looking back on Saturday night like... http://t.co/YiZd4lXq3l @LouiseRosalia You about Thursday :face_with_tears_of_joy:
0	If I had to chose between living in Winnipeg or never seeing the Leafs win the cup. No cup it is. #TMLtalk #Leafs
0	Wrapping up CROTCHED MOUNTAIN commercial tonight, and packing everything up to head up to Loon Mountain Resort... http://t.co/g0IXxNJE6g
0	You're still shit @jordancosco17c #cheater #pong
0	@Ms_ForgetMeNot oh lordy! Eating out was the hardest or going to someone's place. Esp as I don't eat meat.*eye roll* what can we feed her?
1	Fun at @JRfm #Basics4Babies Day @langleyevents on Sunday: Ask Travis Lulay to get his face painted like Tony The Tiger  #worthashot
1	"@TFLN: (281): If I had feelings, you would have hurt them." 
1	It's so exciting to see snapchats of everybody's Christmas dinner, wow. 
1	Yaaaayyy Valentine's Day stuff is out already :two_hearts: 
0	Bae had an energy drink and wants to stay up... but I'm so sleeeeeepy. #love #sleep
1	So Ally McCoist hands his notice in and gets a pay rise,he really has Rangers best interests at heart
0	Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager managing an imaginary menagerie.
0	I just swallowed my giant lozenge. Now my throat actually hurts. I'm glad I have Twitter to share my despair. #sick
0	http://t.co/Y3Dn0FIlw5 #WOW #CRAZYkids http://t.co/7TfL9AteCu can fix this. #OutofControlKids #DrPhi... http://t.co/3DaLk6wpzk
0	Some #tblightning action along the boards at @amaliearena in #Tampa #fuji #x30 #boltssocial #bethethunder http://t.co/eX5dRuepkM
0	I cut my dominant tweeting finger on the milo tin. But as you can see, I'm a survivor.
1	Well here comes another 6+ page paper. #ilovecollege 
0	Gotta baps that hoe thou
1	Currently writing about how I plan to stop procrastinating after leaving the paper untouched all day 
1	Security Engineers are not Security Guards. :| #Hackers  #security
1	Everyone competing against each other for privatized goods is way better than working together as a whole to advance humanity. 
0	@VeIvetRose @PG1888  of course, Not!
1	http://t.co/N1eVKeTMZ0 celebs takes drastic measures to look good...  #whoops #CelebrityLeakedPhotos http://t.co/5vGRHXrSa3
0	About to take a long ass drive with music blasting :person_raising_both_hands_in_celebration:
1	Absolutely love being harassed by a group of twatty adolescents on a late night shop 
1	These Student Athletes Really Picked The Wrong Class To Cheat In http://t.co/JWeNktzy7M via @MTVNews 
0	@SR_Duncan @destroy_robots Chortle. Would he have liked Palmer?
1	It's a good thing Obama opened up Cuba in his first term, and didn't wait until all his elections were over.|#cuba 
1	http://t.co/QdYdOaQ48B Because, progress... #AnEyeForAnEye , #PeshawarAttack #Taliban... Surely this will bring peace and justice? 
0	Xmas on the blog feat @intimissimiofficial and @calzedonia * Read our story and share the LOVE :heavy_black_heart:️ Click the link... http://t.co/flWpJ1pohN
1	@tomstrock39: Pick it up one more time for the homie in the back that's stickin right with us thanks for answering my DM #realmvp 
1	@ChloeLaylaa the hostel is fine actually but I've probs caught like 1000 germs walking around London, thanks for wishing me better 
0	Spider Web Lace Chemise|With lined underwire cups, strappy open back, and adjustable straps and... http://t.co/Hyz4c04qCE
1	@Ron_Peterson to tell you the truth, that may have been the smartest thing you've ever tweeted.  #ireallythinkyouareafuckingidiot
1	@NussieT you realize you just tweeted out advice the other day on how not to spill your coffee, right?   #sloppy
1	It's adorable how this keeps on happening 
1	@virginmedia Advertising an online special with an expiry countdown, yet you cant order anything or check your postcodes validity. 
1	The last time I'll get up at 6:30am I'll miss this 
1	It's so easy to focus on what's at hand when you have a million other thoughts running through your mind at the same time. 
1	Wallahi speaking to an unbeliever is bid'a, let alone wishing him/her a happy celebration. 
0	@TrendsMumbai @AbsolutIndia @EVC_India And it starts :P |#GetEnchanted
1	I feel so blessed to get ocular migraines. 
0	Yups sarcasm and wine!  #winelover  :smiling_face_with_smiling_eyes::information_desk_person: http://t.co/ZKJ58DKjtE
0	One more all nighter and the semester is done
1	@peteswildlife Great. Does that mean he's also giving up hunting and killing wildlife in Europe? 
0	@Parlett316 still out w/ back sprain?
0	@ciara848 @clairepear24 @UberFacts but would you be willing to purchase from a vending machine?
1	I've tweeted nearly 4,000 times and I'm not sure all 4,000 tweets really needed to be on the internet... Including this one 
0	 #40 #Corner #Cute #Day #Expensive #diy #crafts|Please RT: http://t.co/6sNBFNIirz http://t.co/JhxnPzuvhD
0	Looking forward to mine and the boyfriends 2nd Christmas together!!:face_throwing_a_kiss::person_raising_both_hands_in_celebration::two_hearts:
1	I love when folks call Brady a system QB but are THE BIGGEST Peyton Manning fans. .
0	Looking for @Stratoscale practitioners... Anyone out there, or recommendations?
0	http://t.co/QLzEP7GbWJ #FLOOD OF #NOAH #HovindTheory #ICEAGE #Bible #Church #Christians #Jews #tcot #... http://t.co/VKqZgYGo2O
1	@TheWarRoom_Tom I am sure this has made your day. LoL 
1	Shit just keeps getting better and better!!! #ShouldOfStayedInBed
1	102° fever. That's fun. 
1	And the round ligament pain returns. Yay  #PregnancyProblems
1	@DailyMirror Great job on reporting on a mentally unstable man and calling him "drug crazed" 
1	@anthonyboutall - Russell Brand discussed today how much his London mansion is worth..and Marx was married to a baroness  #scum #weak
1	@HoodCertified Hey, now. Her profile says "I Heart Jesus" so she can't be all bad.  @FOXDeportes @ErikaReidt
1	@Imranj_ logic is an invention by the kuffar, everything makes perfect sense. () Like monkeys stoning she monkeys
1	Just a hunch here,but I think Steven Gerrard is leaving,possibly going to the MLS  #hesnodeed
0	@deepgreendesign Well since he's basically an employee of the oil & gas sector, it would make sense that he operates this way.
0	Just hangin' with ma dawg #eyesup http://t.co/Uz9vbwCvZE
1	Sitting around listening to sad music really helps the depression. 
1	Still awake sooo that's nice... 
1	Watching the move 'Begin Again' and the verisimilitude is overpowering, it's like I'm back in the 90s music business again.  
1	I love my mom 
0	Some people just don't listen..Ah well guess they'll learn the hard way
0	can you imagine being in high school today with a delusional dad making a fool of himself on the internet @ThePanda19720
0	@ATVIAssist it's finally open XD I used a youtube video to help me :) Thanks very much ;) http://t.co/gaZvpumBcD
0	The funky taste of chocolate with the Chunky Monkey all just in a cup .|| George of the Jungle,Cup and a Lick
1	@_kaypro @bglassify Yes, fountain jumping sounds like a great January activity. 
0	@FTVLive @tvagent I'm surprised my coanchor hasn't already nominated me for the worst list.
1	Lol... That's real cute :unamused_face: 
1	of course the day that it's a monsoon outside i have classes on and off from 10 AM to 8 PM #ilovelife 
0	Late night snuggles with my boy :purple_heart::two_hearts:
0	I just want to eat pizza and be with my friends for the rest of my life
0	I'm in love with the cocoa:teacup_without_handle:
0	#Sagittarius know what they want, if they can have it, and they always keep on thinking bigger."
0	@lawsondath92 @GregorRoberts0n @coach_carts @Cressy_36 @tozer_ben Come on lads, you're fucking better than this shite you keep showing
0	I know that what I see |Is  what you see |What it is that I know feel and see is that the #time... http://t.co/iwMP39SjJ5
1	@conorcoughlan_ Being doing projects for university all day! My life is sooooo interesting 
1	@DylanBraddy @chels_2325 real tough to whoop dungeys ass 
0	By @imjayded_ ":fire::fire::fire:@dipmag Gears up to release its next issue:soon_with_rightwards_arrow_above: 'Wifey Series' with #covermodels... http://t.co/DQrKfjmYvL
0	The power went out in Delano. #blackout in some parts.:white_smiling_face::party_popper: Still #HappyNewYear everyone. #besafe #goodnight
1	Why does sue give bonnie anxiety and stress pills 
1	Now I've written down everything I need to know it seems a lot more manageable. 
0	@FunnyIines: DONT SAY ANYTHING JUST RT https://t.co/UOIlyHPt6G @MikeyOrosz
1	Love it when I have a 10 minute wait on @Ticketmaster and as I reach no wait it knocks me back to 10 more minutes. Fantastic. 
1	Funny Annoying You Men's Tee http://t.co/bDSBZ93PCc Great for family reunions! #funny  #tees
1	"@NewDay: .@JebBush considering a run for the @WhiteHouse: http://t.co/nq5JO2ZrQ6 #5Things http://t.co/HC74bNlZuT" <shocking> <>
1	@TyQuorshaaa: Jackie Just Had the Best Joke I've Heard In Awhile| :face_with_tears_of_joy::weary_face::see-no-evil_monkey::see-no-evil_monkey::see-no-evil_monkey:
1	"I" before "E" except after "C," right? What about in "W-E-I-R-D?"  #Tshirt #RulesWereMadeToBeBroken? http://t.co/9CFGuU4Q17
1	@AstroDWJust I was only clarifying for my LEGION of other followers.  #NotForTheIntellectuals #DrHandsomeDennis
1	Oh look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm a magical man from happy land! Who lives in a gumdrop house on lolly pop lane! ||
1	@quiksilverindia The only place where you don't wanna sit on the seat that you earned. |#Dancing |#QuiksilverGoesSupersonic
1	Those were some great last minute substitutions @TomCrean 
0	My family might find a giant lump of Ice sitting where I'm sitting right now. Transformation is nigher, my fellows.
0	The ultimate "How to" book..... http://t.co/u8fdrrDUXz
1	Women getting hit on by married managers at @ChickfilA cracks me up  #Hypocrites #practicewhatyoupreach
1	Love how I came into work at 8 because Charlie said we were busy.... 3 people in 45 minutes,yeah we got this place packed Charlie. 
1	"@DrJaneChi: But what about white on white crime?" It's like a ribbon in the sky...non-existent. 
0	AAP said will declare AK candidate in last list but declared it before.This issue affecting India's GDP is termed as U-Turn by BJP #AK4Delhi
0	I am so happy that Thad (the Lead Multiplayer Designer for Hardline) followed me XD
1	Aaaaaaand...I left my work computer at home. Now I have to go get it. #BestDayEver 
0	@LandODaFree It's no longer political.@BarackObama is setting the stage for all out race war.That is his only way he can succeed.
0	Salt n Peppa's Geico commercial is literally the best, ever. Only one that beats it is Hump Day.
0	Today has been a blast
0	How does #bigdata and #analytics look compared to the #cynefin cause/effect decision framework? https://t.co/LHSXbg8tL4
1	Smh. Yesterday I was losing my voice. Today woke up with a mean ass cough and a headache :unamused_face:Christmas could be any better 
0	#All #And #For #Hot  #Rachel #style #fashion|Please RT: http://t.co/02eC8FzuGA http://t.co/6bFvvn4QZ8
1	Well that's me living till I'm 200yrs old!!! #sarci   #wit #low #constant http://t.co/8NzMFso9Do
0	#chattyman never fails to make me laugh @chattyman #1 talk show on TV! #loveit
0	Women do some crazy ass shit just to be with a guy and the least they can do for her is break her heart!| all but some.
0	@GioneeIndia Latest album is Free The Universe #SupersonicWithGionee #Mumbai
1	Time for the post Christmas car wash, yay!!!  #friesenfamilychristmas
0	 EBOLA|BUT GREED AKA BADMIND KILLS EASILY AND QUICKQUICK http://t.co/qs6Ij3pBmS
1	tramp shit #youoweme #follow  http://t.co/i0TxDIPTwA
1	"@EmWatson: Thank you @ELLEUK for having me on the cover of the Feminism issue. My favourite magazine cover ever. LorraineELLE X" 
0	A #Sagittarius will always chase what they want until they get it..|#keepgoing http://t.co/7vV4kwchRj
0	Was pretty windy at the summit. Memphis loves the floppity ears while he watches the raptors soar #getoutside #yyj http://t.co/nQmIihtlll
0	I need to get up, but Sasha is way too cute!
0	I fucked them really badly :face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_tears_of_joy:|#AdvancedWarfare http://t.co/FKJaZVk943
1	#NYPD  :worried_face::confused_face::crying_face::sleepy_face::disappointed_face: not cute #NYPDMutiny I am sure the citizens feel real safe  you showed us who you are.
0	So @annabelluxford was on the pull on our spin today  interested #oops http://t.co/qGuZhHTXA4
0	Harry's literally such a good person it hurts my heart BYE #InternationalHarryStylesDay
0	@ohmaddiie: @SooFunnyPost: do you ever wonder http://t.co/x7RBgH13ZK":person_raising_both_hands_in_celebration::person_raising_both_hands_in_celebration:"this is some shit you would think of @juiccyy_j :face_with_tears_of_joy:
0	What normal people see vs. what I see @HaleyDinkel http://t.co/1TY3hEMkW1
0	@erinava as long as it's for taste purposes, that works for me. Are there any meats you like?
0	These guys are just amazing #gottalisten @cindybm2 The Allman Brothers Band - Stormy Monday ( At Fil...: http://t.co/GCaqwt2A50
0	 #Bra #Fitting #Guide #How #diy #crafts|Please RT: http://t.co/aw58siFjFF http://t.co/ZwX1w60mIU
1	Parking meter obviously forgot to get its own parking ticket.  http://t.co/fa0ypoYOSx
0	But hey, 1 study guide for chemistry down 5 to go
0	Grace: this is my barf bag.|Me: why do you have a barf bag? |Grace: because sometimes when i see people i feel like vomiting.
0	@HeatherVHanson Oh funny. I saw that crowd! We were just there for dinner.
0	review 
1	@TawnyaCSmith sounds like soooo much fun! 
1	@dawnlawsonaz Here's a list. Lots of great choices to help #Coyotes win a cup next year.  http://t.co/iERZ24GyWS
1	#NBA players #NY support protests of #police killings/sure #money donations for #college WB coming   http://t.co/WothDOXXeM
0	@sommelierkeith hope you had a nice Xmas babes X
0	Love hanging out with my dad
0	@alyssaanicoleL this Friday  lit
0	Looking forward to new year :D
1	you're so sweet 
0	@srossi72 @RFerdenzi I wish son. like I said, twitter, wit on twitter and the magic of photos that are  3D = smoke and mirrors effect.
1	@AdamRubinESPN # SHOCKING 
0	Check out my latest blog post on MyFairDaily: Pins That Really Work!!! http://t.co/6e4lh0Wjjj #lbloggers #lifestyle #pinterest #triedandtrue
0	I'm not going to survive today w/o breaking down in tears at least twice and possibly passing out. All nighter @the library was a bad idea.
0	 much!!
1	@CamInman @BeeJayCee02 we all know how well we did under Erickson. 
1	I give people a break 2 say that without my supporting cast that none of my works would of made it is tosh. Did nobody get #Extras 
0	Lord have mercy on us. The world's most powerful nation is ruled by two families. #Bush #Clinton #wasps #elxn2016 http://t.co/32ao1G9H5V
1	@davidvitty to watch re blues? Chelsea's of course 
0	This gone be some fire ! :fire:Jan 24th #getlifted http://t.co/X9ZJ0unHzl
1	Happy Monday all!  #pbloggers #mbloggers
0	#notcies #eu Foreign Affairs Committee MEPs to discuss Lebanon with prime minister http://t.co/vO8qmlP1Gv
1	I love how sometimes I am skipped over so the greeting replies are just towards Odin but not me. 
1	Try to ring @heatherbeech about a plumbing issue. Her phone goes off upstairs with Super Mario theme tune  #retrogaming
1	.@CelticOwlWisdom Alert the media! Some guy on twitter has un-cited proof that evolution is wrong! Let's get his Nobel prize ready! 
0	Chasing my dog though the house  fun
0	SmartPhone APP PAYS you!|see- http://t.co/Q2WB7riAvK||#Sprint #Verizon #folloback #tcot|Go 2: https://t.co/cpJZkEgNe7 http://t.co/pbleX7OWEX
1	"Too bad her cube doesn't have a door." - @NickEppley ||#bestcoworkersever  @AndyHawbaker
1	@CryptoDabbler @CoinMKTCap @CoinTelegraph you talk about biased behavior. go read some of the paid articles about paycoin. 
1	"Execute" commands the beginning of a job but it is used to end a person's life Now that's 
0	@Pret hmmm interesting 'jury's out' but edging towards the right side of 'favourable' !! #hopethathelps
1	What a lovely morning, #Delhi government bans #Uber - looks like rape will stop in Delhi now  #aretheyserious
1	Well @grantolding I watched'Making of' clip about Drive Rescored. Now I see how easily composers do it!  http://t.co/GkcYRuLCpM #
0	I'm not staring at your boobs hun..I'm looking at your heart #relax
0	Fun fact: I have a color guard rifle named Stitch after I got stitches from it plus Stitch is my fav!
0	@crazyshikoh yes :thumbs_up_sign: the taste .. The slight aroma of the tea :smiling_face_with_heart-shaped_eyes:
0	@enigmaniac1 amen, bless you Huda, means a lot. You too.
1	@sunayas @HC_Men Hey maybe you can reach the scoreboards and fix their latest issues 
0	Just a had a Bruce Springsteen flashback. *shudder* @HeyAmie @GirlFromThe216 @lexus1scott @masongoodman @Case4Cleveland
1	#Twitter pushes people to read, while #Facebook pushes people to breed.|#TrueFact 
0	Thirst will make you settle for a grenade bruh
1	Throwing up on Christmas morning is my ideal way of spending it. 
1	"@ADavies_10: @arnie_4 great seing u mate, thanks for the cheap shot :winking_face: safe trip back :clinking_beer_mugs::clinking_beer_mugs:"||Dry train why we lost :face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_tears_of_joy: 
1	I just love freezing rain. 
0	@IAmGiantArmy #me and #change were not friends I still need #time
0	Going to sleep, hope #sydneysiege is sorted out in the morning
0	#pick #up #linez  to use|Boy:When u smile its like the sun|Girl:Awe|Boy:because ur teeth are so yellow|;)
1	I see Toledo made a good name for itself last night 
1	So lakeside was like 7million scavengers  all in 1place #hadfun  #neverboxingdayshoppingagain
1	Religion is unfounded, else, Allah would have saved the kids. . @tariqmushtaqkh @nicpradhan #PeshawarAttack #PakSchoolSiege
0	#YesCracker @Optus - come on - is it 1999? Server too busy..... #FAIL #SPAM http://t.co/v5O2Vuyh7t
1	It is so  nice knowing you have everyone's back and yet no one has mine.  
1	Thanks bus. Thanks for telling me where I am. So helpful.  
0	Come on #OrionLaunch - it's 1am in Australia. Us down-under #geeks need *some* sleep
1	Nice to see Dwight yorke being his normal impartial self as usual #villalovein   #AstLei #lcfc
1	It's gonna be a great day :smiling_face_with_open_mouth: 
1	I always can't wait to see how  works. #IfYouKnowWhatIMean
0	I am also going to enjoy two beers, while sitting in my car. That is  illegal. What was done to me at USC Medical, and at Penn Mar, is.
1	@Ant_Ay_It I'll snap at you if you tell me what to do again!|:face_with_tears_of_joy:  #funnyGuy
1	|Jihadi killers in #Ottawa #Sidney & #Peshawar are rogue acts while|FratBoy UVa Rapists are symbolic of deeper societal flaws...|#tcot
0	August has the most birthdays, February has the least and most of the serial killers are born in November!||-so dont mess up with me|#nov26
0	am really fuckin paying for it today #tequila #is  #the #one
0	Still feeling sorry for myself about being to ill to go out last night!!! :loudly_crying_face::crying_face: here's my memories from... http://t.co/I3fIk1k6ek
1	Coffee and Fiber One. It's worth getting up for. 
1	Another new politician in the state with a social science degree and a liberal arts diploma... Just what we need  #greensfail
1	@ChristianCalls1 @serr8d @ShawnSt51128037 that wasn't a choke hold the officer was trying to keep #EricGarner from falling forward. 
0	@LittleLizardG @DiamondMinecart your Irish fans can't wait.... Impossible to get ticket ... Boo hoo!
1	"@rcarrick: Gas below $1 per litre in Ottawa. Happy holidays. http://t.co/jJisVrSaGY" ... Yes, crisis averted 
1	@hoplitnet The fact that Whites are prone to universal thinking is actually racial in and of itself. 
1	@adooley3544 is so funny rn:smiling_face_with_open_mouth_and_cold_sweat: 
0	I need to do something legendary this winter break
0	Prunes toffee and effervescent goodness.. - Drinking a Delirium Nocturnum @ Memphis' Pint & Dram - http://t.co/wh6PDRNR8a #photo
0	Happened in my culture competency class...I couldn't continue to argue with ignorance  <- my face in class http://t.co/IAjhIxSObb
1	I just watched a #Fitbit commercial followed my an #IHOP commercial advertising a belgian chocolate mousse crepe. 
1	All I want for Christmas is..the complimentary coaster offered by the title insurance company if I generate a "Quick Quote" to myself. 
0	@mel78carey I'm not a Lohan anymore :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes: detox now for 4 weeks new me! 1 week tomorrow :face_throwing_a_kiss:
1	i hate it  http://t.co/iywGaSqrl0
0	If we could stop losing planes that would be great.
0	oh yeah, that was funny as hell too, @HondoLane @brownbearmike1 @billvanglahn @Dolphin__Man @SpringThunder @TimOwensby @RBRNetwork1
0	Everyone has got a selfie stick this year. I've had one for ages, just saying  #mainsteam #TrendSetter
0	@xiaomi has passed @uber as the world's most valuable #startup! #growth #nyc http://t.co/3b7F9RoSAW
0	@xvictorialeighx @annagmorey what the hell ever.
1	@JenWilliamsMEN @PolicyGMCVO he captures the spirit of devolution so well 
1	Sorry this doesn't make any sense why make it even more tough? That's going to produce more players..  http://t.co/rjRLAQHwyd
0	I'm really excited for tomorrow because that means the assignments and responsibilities of today will be over.
0	@RachelRyan_ @jamieyuccas @lifetimefitness @WCCO they better!
0	I'm kinda missing summer @barbiegirl678 .|.|.|#summer #2o14 #bestie #alena #bestfriend #idek #we #cool  #chips #food #followme #ifoll...
1	Someone had a great sense of humor  #TheyGaveMeTCUColorsForChristmas http://t.co/kUNO4OrUPA
0	@saintsfootballc: Wenger slams referee http://t.co/HJMbnHaPMf (Sky) #saintsfc ha ha ha ha for being too blatantly bias towards them?!
0	Good morning all!||@LivingQWales @RightSurveyors @VTUK @JewelleryWeb @jbboats @shaunesden @cwconclub |http://t.co/nJ1iOYg5Ex
0	Torbay #Dementia #Action #Alliance: '#Living With Dementia,  #Dying From It' - Peter JS Ashley
1	@KevDGrussing Makes me so proud to be an American 
1	Who would've imagined that #jakeplummer smokes weed regularly??  #outsidethelines
1	Well done @Conservatives, you're doing a great job  "@SkyNews: A&E Waiting Times Worst Since Records Began http://t.co/bKkeZqtEuL"
1	Why can't I (You) retweet my (your) own tweets? This is an important issue that needs to be resolved! 
0	Nice soak in the bubble bath :face_throwing_a_kiss::face_throwing_a_kiss::face_throwing_a_kiss:
0	Thank you @wizards_magic.  Requiring Facebook to participate in Twitch Chat is really a good way to push away interested players. 
0	@itssocakey you cant score goals sitting on the bench or 15/20 min max its hard pal fill sorry for him
0	#Blame #Bad #Luck,  #Genes #as #Cause #of #Most #Cancer #Types. Here's #Why: Heredity and environmental factors... http://t.co/B4M19gf5U0
1	Stop being the fan. And be the person blowing minds. 
0	Huge for @TomPelissero RT @FallonTonight Congrats to today's #12DaysOfChristmasSweatersContest winner @sarapelissero! http://t.co/HI0ja9f5NQ
1	@kobebryant  don't you see the  for call teammates soft when you haven't been to practice in 2 weeks?  #overpaid.
0	#sundayfunday #mylove #mermaidlove #newyear2015 @ Rockefeller Center http://t.co/jKgE7NTRni
1	The people supporting police violence seem to be the same assholes that scream about government over-reach.  #cognitivedissonance
1	My glasses are blinding me. 
1	Facing Health Crises, India Slashes Healthcare http://t.co/StayhEk5O1 #GoodGovernance  #NaMo #GoGo #BureDin
1	Morning cry session with my roomie. Today's going to be a great day. 
0	#Cuba #sees #long #struggle #ahead #before #U.S. #lifts #embargo. http://t.co/6VPoREcJcX via @reuters
0	@studioloraine always a worthy choice @UMN_Give @UMNChildrens @sciencemuseummn @TheSoapFactory
1	Hi @BDUTT not a single vote was polled in 3 polling stations of Kulgam #Kashmir & im tuned into @ndtv :p thnx  #KashmirBoycotts
0	Ah, a week until my next medschool interview :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:
0	On #HumanRightsDay #Manchester takes first steps towards independence https://t.co/NI6wsFMbc6 .@The45Storm .@AntiFrackingSCO #NotOnwWell
0	#Christmas  #been #the #best @ West Monkseaton http://t.co/rQDZOtrANj
1	Writing an article on mood enhancing foods. Telling people what to eat to be happy 
0	@98_florence @ConnorMcDonough @TobyMcDonough ||#TSU website now worth $1.5 Million!||people get paid for posting!||http://t.co/OXybfwwWb6
1	That moment when someone accidentally deletes everything on your phone #BestChristmasEver 
1	I love the meaningful messages of automake. 
1	Fuck getting a flat tire and my car dying coming home from work at 5am. Thanks god for my friends. Great way to end/start my day 
1	Spilled milk onto my boob. Oh the .
0	@KeirSimmons  another Bush in the Whitehouse.
1	@KateUpton, You ARE pretty so I better play your "free" #SkinnerBox game. I'm sure it won't ask for my money after a few levels. 
0	Ã¢ËœÅ Find out about some of our Hip Hop mixtape promotion packages http://t.co/VR5hZyjISP
1	Well throwing up at 6:00 am is always fun :white_smiling_face:| 
1	2 1/2 hour nap then up for a ct scan at the hospital. perfect timing. 
1	It's nice to see continuity in our gender struggles. 
0	Sad to hear about @StuartScott passing. His family and friends are in my prayers today. #rip @espn
0	When I'm doing my hw at the same time with watching series. #1am #now #still  #finish #my #work! # http://t.co/4EQjloPwnX
1	The routine texting irks my nerves the most but I guess it's the thought that count  #needAnewRoutine
0	@MrJamesFortune I didn't know the severity of what you were charged with. I just read it on the Internet. Praying for you & your wife.
1	I have such a wonderful gf! 
1	Who ever thought moving in the middle of December would be so peaceful? 
0	Retweet @Singleoloy101 to have a book signing & screening in your area. http://t.co/zNVC7fpIFf http://t.co/cJzSivQSWx
0	Oh ffs my body clock is f'd #iwanttosleep
1	Sooo mad right now, great way to start my day 
0	I'm the guy for you Brooke Davis. #OneTreeHill this story is sad,thrilling and confusing. But I love it!:smiling_face_with_heart-shaped_eyes:
1	@joehaesche thanks for the wake up wrap and coffee this morning!! #CheapBastard 
1	Hehehehe "@Trevoredgar86: @nealcol @LFC what a shame "
1	 RT @TraSPN: Should be great watching Miami try to block Sweat and Featherstone off the edge next two years. Real fun stuff
1	@kradlum which would ALSO push rates up :) isn't this a fun game? 
1	Gareth's polar opposite is a chicken-loving vegetarian :face_with_tears_of_joy::hatching_chick:  #Bones @andjwest
0	Every wondered what's the Turkey's take on #Thanksgiving? http://t.co/8fTsTAoTa1 http://t.co/UrNbvuxYYN
1	I am extremely excited to know what Reza Aslan and CJ Werleman think about what happened in Pakistan #PeshawarAttack  
1	I'm getting excited about Mexico now. 
0	@TomBull114 are you looking at the wrong profile picture?
0	home alone aka turn on all the lights #scaredycat
1	@KimKardashian actually cropped out her daughter in this pic for a selfie :see-no-evil_monkey: #topmum  http://t.co/lfxHIlkZEV
0	@TheKaranPatel u might b d bigest fan of srk but i find u better actor than him sayng it just fr sayng but realy mean it#expression king
1	Friday morning lecture on blood :smiling_face_with_heart-shaped_eyes::smiling_face_with_heart-shaped_eyes::smiling_face_with_heart-shaped_eyes::smiling_face_with_heart-shaped_eyes::smiling_face_with_heart-shaped_eyes::smiling_face_with_heart-shaped_eyes: 
1	.@doctoratlarge yeah. Tones are the most obvious things in tweets. 
0	http://t.co/qVxNOdpa3Z #TeenAnalCasting #Highway Highway 69 &#8211; Disturbed (Dedicated to a girl raped on 16/12/12)
1	@nypost I should sue my parents 
1	Great start to the morning  #flattire
1	Final projects ugh |Keeping me from being productive.| #butnotreally
0	"@myrcurial: @amz__123 Aaaaaamd what time is your bedtime? >better  tweet Dad at night from my house. I don't want to get in trouble!
1	Can't wait till my birthday 
0	Clovis Cartoon, Tuesday, December 09, 2014 http://t.co/iJMbPmOwVL #jamaicaobserverandroidapp via @JamaicaObserver. a real McCoy
1	Just now layin down to go to bed.|College is great guys. It doesn't stress you out or keep you up at night at all. Or make you cry. 
0	Pretty sure I just sat behind @sorensensci in the McDonald's drive through and peeked to see movie what was playing :face_with_tears_of_joy:
0	@SenRandPaul #ChrisChristy will  do well among republican voters.#JebBush, I think he could do well, democrats don't like him.
1	nights like tonight are the only reason I'm able to carry on to the weekend #SUCHAGOODWEEK 
1	wow I love how frizzy my hair gets 
0	@dbrauer #GoodMorning! @FromTheBarn @Jontevlin @plattMSP @mplsgilyard
0	Hate them roulettes me there heavy
1	@NESRetku Joke of the year congrats! #Kuivaa  :/
1	@gilester haven't you used the "don't you know who I am" line yet.... 
1	girls put so much effort in dressing nice for school..I'm over here in my oversized sweats and vans #maybetomorrow 
1	@TravisRodgers Christmas as an adult with broken family. Just awesome. Nothing like your stepsister with 9 kids.. 
0	It was so incredible to hear Justice Ginsburg speak today. She truly is an inspiration.
0	We need a #Democracy  #CoPocracy!!! #Police, #MorningJoe! #BlackLivesMatter #DemocracyMatters #Ferguson #EricGarner
1	: When some police officers pursue "daring" villains the way abusers pursue frightened prey. #Police_officer=#Abuser #Villain=#Prey
1	Cool. 
0	#Putin #says #Russia #won't #be #intimidated #over #Crimea. http://t.co/UtmhPWgAtO via @reuters
1	Just received an email that I am the heir to the Nigerian Petroleum Corporation. I should immediately send them all my bank info. 
1	Race 5 at Sandown dogs tonight sponsored by "Dandenong Budgie Club" |Hope that's a joke.|Love a seat at that table  #nerds #getalife
1	i just loove when my guy friends give me thorough descriptions of their bowel movements...  #WHY #STOPTHIS
1	so I have pink eye. I'm sooo excited about it :/ 
0	@BanjoPla @bassem_masri .@SLMPD has warned @NewYorkFBI about Bassem.Heck, they might already know him! #Ferguson #NYC
0	Pulis turned down #NUFC cos he wants to spend a load of money on 30 year old journeymen. Parish wouldn't let him & neither would MA. #cpfc
0	Mary is not having that shit whatsoever. #done #shesdone :information_desk_person: http://t.co/WHFq8xtlGR
1	@SunderlandAFC @LFC great days there under Wilko. 
1	Friday hilarity: the CSO of #Sony just picked up a @TechTarget award for #security http://t.co/9mD7jwZ9fm  #SonyHack
0	@CBCHereandNow Whoa! I hope Dione Taylor got a standing ovation for that performance. Incredible voice.
0	They seemed to have found an alternative use for the bible #Hotel #NewYears  #Religious http://t.co/hOj8Sc5tw4
0	Dog for dinner anyone? #Cultivo #Letchworth not bringing my kid here again
1	@lorickson n the  is the promotions r by human n not by the religions. For strictly speaking all religions believe it is the right 1.
0	Drudgery personified #commuterprobs #northernline #tfl http://t.co/saDbKdqISx
0	Damn I lost a lot of followers, probs cuz I don't tweet much related to @ranceypants anymore
0	@di_mac1 Sorry butt 
0	Now gonna enjoy this day with my babies!!:victory_hand:️
0	I refuse to be weak... #workout #motivation #fitfam http://t.co/rk4iq1eOU7
0	@iHrithik |do 4 fans!|http://t.co/TVgJXJy9DH|SmartPhone APP PAYS you & YOUR FANS!!|See-http://t.co/AlppO5hIe5 |Go 2: https://t.co/3D4325qzyr
1	@karentraviss a ghostwriter? Shocked... 
1	http://t.co/nzK3dNmOAD Having sooo much fun in math :face_with_tears_of_joy: #math #class #drawing #music #eye #snowflake #flo... http://t.co/gEKOKAACXI
0	Confucius Motivational Quotes FREE ANDROID APP http://t.co/qJlC67VgbW
1	@y_al_yahya Doubt I was the first to block you. But you pretend good.  @Brainman365 @Waypoint5 @alcoolafiction @AtheistQ @Atheist_Eh
1	group message with bbc to start off my morning thanks Hannah :-) 
0	@wizkhalifa: Tried to spell beeyotch and iPhone made me spell Beyoncé. That's fire.
0	@jayduhhh_ find me one of those costumes for him and we will :face_savouring_delicious_food::face_with_tears_of_joy:
0	@AliceOfLaLaLand I was using 
1	Westbrook 16 points on 42 shots ok ok I see you working 
1	Hello indoor lung nice to see have to you back.  :runner::expressionless_face:
1	So you think anime is for kids... Tell me again how many times you have seen Frozen #anime #is  #for #kids #Frozen
0	#notcies #eu Moscovici quizzed on extra time for three EU countries to hit eurozone targets http://t.co/abMSD156Cl
1	So fucking excited to be the 5th wheel for another New Year's Eve!!!! Can't blame anybody but myself for being super picky re: men 
1	Going to the game tonight by myself sounds so fun 
0	@stuhirst well, people did ask where would have been without McCormack, and here we are
1	What is most important today is not family or health but rather NBA action. 
1	@twitterlessTROD has the best pickup lines 
0	@TMobileHelp Why does a iPhone purchased at full-price still need a mobile device unlock code to work internationally?  #uncarrier
0	hope  better#hope#tokyo by nic_kill http://t.co/siH8czvVGw http://t.co/6RDIxdNATI
0	Can I get an AMEN??! http://t.co/HQJ0hQLRrj
1	Final at 7am, I'm ready 
1	Wow writing 3 reviews on 3 concerts I didn't attend is exactly what I want to be doing right now instead of sleeping 
1	Ready for the tax final 
1	@TheSunShowbiz @ScottishSun Love her. please publicise her more. 
0	But of course #lucky13 #myloves #sundayfunday #lastsunday2014 http://t.co/XHjP5U11dK
1	@Johnny_Volk @ESPNNFL Hmmm, Next year we'll be saying, teams that moved from SD to LA.  
1	Lmao I may be drunk... But my level of maturity is at it's all time high lmfaoo. :face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_tears_of_joy: 
0	null (68! ) - How much do you know about periods? http://t.co/EVkS6rFVQh via @play_buzz
1	@kwelch31 Really? 
1	" "@emptynetters: Penguins cancel morning skate, which was an optional, due to icy road conditions."
0	@JustMyron Lol I hope that's a good kinda crazy
0	Christmas Day,Boxing Day and New years day off just isn't enough! So much to do for me & others this month  #enough #hours #in #the #day
0	Was swarmed by about 40 teenage girls as I walked in the mall...help. At least they were leaving right?!
0	And I used to hate coming to uni to do work lol
0	@mel78carey I hopefully won't be here anyway fingers crossed x
0	@SR_Duncan Someone described it to me as 'passing like a laxette through a budgie' but I can't remember who.
1	@Matthies2 Tx, i saw that. must be a great shot to defend oneself from a fierce attacking giraffe.  #HungerGames
1	@being_Akash_ nice to know that you give me so much importance. :)  :] @being_tiger_ n
0	Drinking an 925 IPA by @bdbrewingco @ Ground Control -- http://t.co/hEkaYsbQRI #photo
1	@knoxnews thats not weird at all 
0	I work in front of laptop for 8 hours a day and suffer terrible dry eye. #bloodshot  #eyerony
0	Bummer ending... But what a fun game and season. #Gophers
0	Dallas (-7) over Washington; New Orleans (-7) over Tampa Bay; Green Bay over Detroit (+9); Carolina (+2.5) over Atlanta.
0	@steviefriz83 @ddot42 @D_Murph72 @MurrayMurray8 @SeanBhoyCfc @LFCNev @nicsameva fuck it mite just warch eastenders 
1	I didn't know the story of Noah had transformers in it. Man the modern biblical tale killsssss it.  #whatarethelivingrockpeoplefor
1	@RyanSeacrest you could probably just call or text her that information. #allcelebritiesarefriends  
1	aw i love it when my boss schedules me to work the day that a storm comes to the bay area!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :') 
1	@Codename_Nycea And here I though that a one programmer operation had the same money and power as EA. #TheMoreYouKnow 
0	@nfullers98 that's my Saturday night entertainment....
1	@Pallekenl 1/5th. Just like in the real world! 
0	On the other hand condolences to @mrsmkhitaryan and @AramushaHime for the draw....
0	@DeformedCircus I try to imagine. it's confusing.
1	@Expherience  haha or are a chainsaw murder, or a corrupt fortune 500 ceo, or a rapist, w.e makes you happy.  #hebetripping
1	There's nothing like almost rear-ending someone because they slam on brakes for no reason to get you alert and ready for an exam!! 
0	Going to my class #fuckyou important
0	7:52am (too damn early) in South Carolina.. What a shitty state to  be proud of
0	Believe In Boegarts. RT @zvsanders: The Red Sox must really believe in Xander Boegarts as a SS if they're going with a GB theme.
1	#13CABS apparently this guy only does city-airport. If not, swears & drives off. Even from a taxi rank #goodguy  http://t.co/xZ0bXMZIhD
0	@EZonelectronics @Vh1Supersonic |Yo boy! You guys are know to keep the party mood going. |#EzoneGoaDiaries. http://t.co/ovsi1cyLFr
1	supaaa sweet when you have finals in the AM and ya can't sleep. 
0	@eiafc wow :smiling_face_with_open_mouth_and_cold_sweat::smiling_face_with_open_mouth_and_cold_sweat::smiling_face_with_open_mouth_and_cold_sweat: are you mad babe:face_screaming_in_fear::face_screaming_in_fear:
0	@infowolf1 Did I really need to put a  hashtag? Oh dear!
1	Can't fck with you hoe an I'm sorry :open_hands_sign: :face_with_tears_of_joy:
0	@Wildsau gotta love how honest kids are. #saywhattheythink
1	@the_mullinator @JumaaneWilliams I'm sure it's largely ignored in practice. In NY you can't do any govt work if you have convicts 
1	@sunlorrie @ctv ??? #Liberal used in same sentence?? Unheard of!! Turn in your keyboard sir! 
0	Watch amazing race contestant talk juicy! https://t.co/mvDL7iOi8S
0	Kebabs ordered..|Snug on sofa watching shit tele with dad :two_hearts::purple_heart:
0	If I could kidnap my friend's new puppy Navi, I would do it in a heartbeat.
0	let it go #afraid#frozen http://t.co/QUcRVym5J7
1	@HistoricalPics but it has to be fake!! Where are all the stars?? 
1	love studying for anatomy :beating_heart: 
0	@TonyBrown03 @ParkzTheDon @bigedh456 if not your :fisted_hand_sign::fisted_hand_sign: box them up yeah :face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_tears_of_joy:
0	> Knowledge itself doesn't mean a person is qualified to represent a religion if * his/her humanity (& sanity) is absent.
0	And the day started civilised #appointments#road trip #bestdayever #neverlaughed as much... Tks to... http://t.co/KPKeKmSJaJ
0	@Bobert8675 this made me think of you "@TFLN: (330): I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now"
0	http://t.co/RfwyHOMH2S #fOLLOW THE #MONEY #HOMEbiz NOT #mlm *** NOTE YOU CAN GET PAID FOR POSTING ON ... http://t.co/Dkr1MjdsTd
1	A chunk of my hair got stuck in the blow dryer and I had to cut it out... That's always fun..  :expressionless_face:
1	@JCCFCanada claims the man was peaceful, when he was violating HR of orientation.  making a free speech argument over an HR issue.
1	Can I ask why we didn't hv GEJ n PDP trending yesterday night  http://t.co/0oVx1ttwON
1	I love waking up and not being able to sleep anymore :) 
0	Hanging out with my niece all day :face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_stuck-out_tongue_and_winking_eye: jokes
0	@cnsnews I've heard liberals defending bombing civilians along with terrorists w/o trial but still claim Enh Interrogations and Gitmo evil.
1	@COD_WATP he offered it but he made it sure the board refused double 16m in October, all in Rangers interest 
0	Today has been such a shitty day
0	@Gemheartbeat @MOOGLExox neither can I, I'm gonna have an ambulance pre-booked gorj:purple_heart::purple_heart::purple_heart:
1	Fell asleep @ 8:30pm, woke up at 12:00am. Can't get back to #sleep. I had almost forgotten about you #insomnia - welcome back. 
0	Thank you behh! Loveyou! :) @circeyaki #bestfriends #behh #beh #sweet #love #distance  #to #far... http://t.co/i4TZSWbKsz
1	Lights went off at my school so now we trying to learn with one emergency light on in the classroom how great! 
1	The  of the new JD gym bein right next to a Sayers "sausage roll with  salad please" :flushed_face:
0	Just bartered for a bottle of rum in best one, and got it down from £18 to £14. Happy Fucking New Year to me!!
0	#034i #100 #Glitter #Inside #Just #Lamp  #Of|Please RT: http://t.co/vqdSrYluKI http://t.co/FAJXkzU0FG
1	@a_RZuri16 yes mother as you wish
0	I'll just assume Rex Grossman is starting.
1	Is it ironic for a @selenagomez song to come on my #ipod after a @justinbieber song?!  #SelenaGomez #JustinBeiber
0	oh, and lets not forget this @RBRNetwork1 @HotNostrilsrFun @Graves9 @OrionSLU @directRhythm http://t.co/9LQkpAHsNj
1	Walking to school is so awesome 
1	love taking the subway alone at 2:40am 
1	@VTUK @shaunesden @LivingQWales @RightSurveyors |Ha ha! Christmas cat looks well impressed 
0	@LexiiRachelle: You were my cup of tea, but you were a total ass so I switched to coffee.:victory_hand:️ :face_with_tears_of_joy::person_raising_both_hands_in_celebration:
0	'#Do  #Fear #to #be #Eccentric #in #Opinion,  #for #Every #Opinion #now #Accepted #was #Once #Eccentric.' by Bertrand Russell
0	@InstinctFitness that's 4 steps. But I can dig it.
0	That moment when you want to break someones fingers:pouting_face::pouting_face::pouting_face::pouting_face::pouting_face:
1	You are so cool! 
1	Where's the Good Governance that we are ordered to celebrate on Dec 25th ??? #goodgovernanceday #Christmas 
1	Losing the keys to your car before your have to drive yourself to the airport to catch a flight is awesome. 
1	Online shopping with no credit card :white_smiling_face:  #Umm.. #JustBrowsing :white_smiling_face:
0	#Russia #says #new #U.S. #sanctions #may #hamper #dialogue on #Iran, Syria. http://t.co/L0IVDxHCmq via @reuters
0	@jodalatour @FoxNews GOP loves immigration. They don't like illegal border crossers, illegal Presidential action and ignoring Constitution.
0	Why the fuck is Twitter telling me to follow myself in following someone?! http://t.co/FC4GrBeFP5
0	Listen to Paranard  #my mix by polosweets #np on #SoundCloud https://t.co/pm9WKrWqZo
0	Pretty flipping cold outside there today I tell ya what
0	Fuck pure clothes though!!!  spoiled just blessed:flexed_biceps:
0	Time to look at my Golden Girls all nite:grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:#love this show
0	@ErrolNazareth @TheDangelo How can you even keep up with all this great music?!
0	The #blackbrunchnyc hashtag got the racists goin up on a Sunday...:unamused_face:
1	@ttwentyman He's just trying to drive Suh's price up. 
0	Welp! Back to the drawing board :persevering_face:  #mua #sike  #eyeliner #fail #notforme #makeup #naturalgirl... http://t.co/u0xbdxWysd
1	Illinois just made it illegal to film cops? I guess that's a step in the right direction.  #wtf
0	This is what we called OTAK LETAK KAT LUTUT.|#melayu | http://t.co/wPCuJxXhtk
1	Just found out there are Etch A Sketch apps.  #oldschool #notoldschool
0	i'm 55 and i've believed for most of my life that God only created 1 race @Dolphin__Man @HarryThetech76 @TimOwensby @TheOldBreed1775
0	@AlTruda73 @TMJ4Steve But I never really check- so maybe this thing is wrong every week!
0	Ideology in a nutshell - the meaning of life in a sentence for every perspective. http://t.co/M6GIHxEHe8
0	@TheBodyShopUK fine atm is they Glazed Apple shower gel and perfume it smells amazing!
0	@TaylorLynn0022 |Ew you really did it?
0	I DON'T WANT TO SEE A REMAKE OF MY FAVORITE MOVIE.... OLDBOY WAS A PERFECT FILM.
1	Today is a fabulous day  #Work #Ugggh
1	@NickMeisl his song Angel of Death is a good one. It has lyrics bashing the Vatican 
1	Remember Black Friday was a bust....
0	@MCF72 I thought it funny ;p
1	The shadowy Investigatory Powers Tribunal says tapping of major Internet cables OK. That's alright then.  https://t.co/frmXlojrLE
1	@darrenrovell Is Jameis Winston getting paid for this photo or is #5 coincidence? 
1	@KevinStryker What do you know about #iubb?  Tom Crean is a coaching genius !
0	@JonathanTopaz @politico Good points, but Republican party can be just as fractured. Together that makes for a disenchanted electorate.
0	Greek salad and I are lovers. That is all.
0	Follow> @idealmusicmgt and get your FREE DEMO of their industry buzzing app seen at http://t.co/5GKFlBKr40
0	On page 169 of 251 of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, by J.K. Rowling http://t.co/y5UJWrGZAM
0	the silence tastes like wet flowers wet dead dying flowers. Flowers without life, fallen pieces of silence.
0	2 a.m., just went to bed  #Twitter #Sleepy #2am http://t.co/49XwyrlADo
1	Don't you love when guys try to give you their number? Keyword TRIED.  #backupoff
1	7 am. Pilates Now I get to go home and get ready for work! AMAZING! 
0	it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas :christmas_tree::father_christmas: #office #tinsel #christmassy #happy  #long #now... http://t.co/VXcVFCKdjY
0	#BBC #News -- #China -- #Shanghai #crush: #Xi #Jinping #orders #new #year #investigation. http://t.co/wD1X4FC4Y1
1	A design firm's holiday card skewers corporate jargon.  Hand biting mouth? #jargon #design |http://t.co/CXpE2DWL4J
0	@FoxNews Just put it in first gear and they will move. Liberals won't ever give their life for a cause. They will just destroy yours.
0	@knotaprettygirl man, there is too much  in this tweet.
0	@jasonmatheson @jamieyuccas see you in Burnsville at 5pm!
0	@georgenickss happy birthday young one, have a gooden lad!x
0	@GodIsAliveNRock @ao_LangsHughes The Greatest Unsolved Mystery = God!
1	Yellow Pages are all you need. Phone books are the future. #truth #reallynotreally  http://t.co/7IVCcRPO6J
1	@LOLGOP Fox News criticizing poor journalism regarding the UVA incident is hilarious 
0	Buddhism Chant (kids) https://t.co/prrr8wRhoL #Music #Education
0	@CNBLUEPERU #skill support compyuter system<<what is your idea<> robotway
1	We spend our childhood in a hurry to grow up and when we grow up we want to retain our childlike nature! #justsaying  #lifegoals #kids
0	I got ready and then got to school and parked in less than 12 minutes! #miracle
1	@ipathak25 @BJPDelhiState good step by BjP goons 
1	@mrjohner @cebsilver We can vote Republican! Their Civil rights record and their ability to empathize is amazing. .
1	I wonder what Professor Iaukea has to say about the new Disney Princess...? :unamused_face: 
0	#MerryChristmas to each and every one of you lovely lot! #PeaceOnEarth X
0	@abby_zeigler @BabyAnimalPics @Splain_it_to_me @mestudmuffin tweeted this at me yesterday
1	@YahooNews the police turned it violent. (-_-) I so LOVE the truth in headlines!! (-_-) 
0	@injuryexpert If I can make it out there, I'd love to have a beer (or ten) and talk baseball. You're a good dude.
1	I am 100% sure that the cereal box I just decorated is an accurate representation of how well I know the book. 
1	Can hear the trainees watching a training DVD while I'm on my break. Sounds fun :p 
1	Yet another angry #Bluehand moron blocks me after just one tweet :-p https://t.co/sdK34lzWrd 
0	@Bmatcham94 What's with the ridiculous hashtagging? #massive #twat
1	Storm coming! #todayimloving  http://t.co/hsNULfHz8f
1	@JaneIsaacAuthor Oh, will keep fingers crossed for you. Sometimes the worse they are, quicker they go #HandyMedicalFact 
1	I'm so glad that Jonathan Stewart had to have, his best game in 5 yrs against me in fantasy fb playoffs.....  #imout
1	For some reason I feel the classiest when I'm wearing $3 fake pearl necklaces. ? Lol
0	Had to take a #PatioPics - snow falling still. This was totally clear when I went to sleep. #WCCO http://t.co/uRTI8PuZQZ
0	@TorontoPost of course not! Carding? What carding?
0	More than word just in this selfie .. The Egyptian legends. |#BestSelfie2014 | http://t.co/p2GgKDT8Vi
1	Ohhh the joy of getting pulled over :green_heart:  http://t.co/13fB4tnEi4
1	Gotta love when you shake someone's hand and they shiver... It's official, I have death hands and it is now winter! #coldhandswarmheart 
0	@fredwimpy Can U Help?||More conservatives needed on #TSU + get paid 4 posting stuff like this!||YOU CAN $ TOO! go to http://t.co/JUmMWi0AyT
1	Thank God that the wait for an appointment is only until February. 
1	@artistandsocial @gspyrou WHAT $2 for an app, OUTRAGIOUS ;) 
1	How in the world will I start my day once Kaitlyn gets tired of #Frozen?   #Idontwanttobuildasnowman #mommyproblems #mommylife
0	@Vanetbbi robert is handsome| ugly|#RDJ I love you|#你就算5隔格我都知你讲me ga|#BTW tomtom I love u too
0	The fact an officer would threaten to throw a mother in a squad car lamenting over her dying child's wicked/absurd! http://t.co/ORcpnnjZfx
0	@JakePlank24 do you not work at the dirty bird no more?
1	@ABitOfBlossom @DVATW @LBC For having union representation for decades, teachers' pay still sucks and is shorted by dues. 
0	And here we gooooo.....LOL #calledit #bandwagon #Houseisafeeling #EDUCATE yourself kids https://t.co/HP0JtlpfYQ http://t.co/rGkVlsM9JN
0	been about you and I'm still about you
0	Wondering weather to have a few drinks tonight or not :father_christmas::wrapped_present::wrapped_present::christmas_tree:
1	Going to watch a movie about murder. Merry christmas ;) 
1	And after being up for over 24 hours I'm finally getting some freaking sleep.. #HappyHolidays  #AlwaysWorking
1	Obviously my day is going to go fantastically well 
1	@TonyGrossi there is no way you could mean that. no track record whatsoever 
1	Casual stroll with lauralobaugh   Rochester  #FunInTheSun @ Key West Islands - Florida (U.S.A.) http://t.co/G24gAzZib1
0	Coffee and prioritizing the mess that is me; trying to be #grown but clearly I am 
0	LOL actually all 3 are, but i use 1 just for email @TimOwensby @RBRNetwork1 @Dolphin__Man @TheOldBreed1775 @real_smart_guy3
0	Christmas is less than a week away wtaf
1	Making a pair of lungs out of all the tobacco boxes I've collected for my sculpture project  http://t.co/giQMuIzgvE
0	@SocialNetNanny @jamieyuccas but $7 at a big guy like sephora or Jcpenny is killer!
0	Q: What is slower than Pakistan batting?|A: PTCL Evo #pakvnz
0	I've completed Day 3 of the 30 Day Ab Challenge workout. Join me and download the app at http://t.co/hHAo6MR8v3.
1	soon, stop, wtf, and omg are deff my fav things to hear :face_with_tears_of_joy: 
0	@TopspinMonkeys Merry Christmas to all at topspin monkeys! Hope you have great holidays and are ready to train for the New Years! X
0	How much more stupid can people get..? http://t.co/3ucNqeRUdS
0	Difficult And Happy in life should be enjoyed. Because Life Comes Just Once. So He Went. So He Will Not Be Back. || so ez
0	What a difference 4 years makes #bestfriends  #changed #one #bit @lauratownx http://t.co/slHNHmNoxH
0	:face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_tears_of_joy: I'll let you and BB know how I get on xx
0	@afterglide definitely consult a tax professional on that one.
0	Free Dating and Relationships Books #freebiebookdownload http://t.co/qcVGJ0mIFn #GreenLiving
1	#Fact: #StarTrek adult onesie meets clothing requirements 4 Walmart employee. Just put on yr vest & a smile.  http://t.co/2RhG2iJjNB
0	@ja3 depends who you mean by "you" cause everyone is different
1	today is just starting out fabulous 
0	Who wanna hit the slopes? http://t.co/thjIfVDMIA
0	Be Blessed friends. Merry Christmas to all!
0	A colleague just told me that her uncle was duped in acid by Saddam Hussein's thugs.  your usual office banter
0	Kiwi Heineken? - Drinking a Steinlager Pure by New Zealand Breweries Limited @ Raglan Golf Club -- http://t.co/SUz3FBfxlK #photo
0	It's funny to think that there are literally books out there for whatever you want to do in life (be a... http://t.co/0lXFKhvSZM
1	This is a great time for me not to be feeling well...  :unamused_face:
1	@jenditchburn because it's much more important to unilaterally remove restrictions on oil and gas sector. 
0	I have so much to do before tomorrow so I think maybe I'll take a nap?
0	@jimrome Product of Aaron Rodgers. Eric Decker was pretty good last year too. It's situational. When Jordy cashes in, he'll be a non-factor.
1	How did I miss that there was a Taken2? 
1	What a pleasant way for Minneapolis' most prestigious publication to describe its female audience.  http://t.co/5Gxuq6WDJk
1	Wow I just can't wait for all the #newyearnewme posts :face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_tears_of_joy: 
1	That moment you drop your phone right after your kid gives you a case for Xmas but before it's actually opened and put to use. 
0	YOU>@RBRNetwork1< DO NOT represent ALL blacks in fact, most reject you @Anan_VII @JoeHilgerman @1_Free_Man @ABPT_Rocket
1	I fell asleep posting my last post. 
0	I guess I'm dreaming. How else am I able to visit this site. Guess they won't let a prisoner have a phone right?
0	@McDonaldsUK how do I give feedback on some food I've just.  happy
0	@andrewannun damnit dude I'll see you when I get back though
1	@Tara_KnowlesMD // LOL...Apparently I leave a big impression. 
0	FIND SXY LOV ON YOUR MOBILE >>> http://t.co/CsOsXXzZ6n!  #twink #engine #goldenkrust #greensmoothiegirl
1	#MuslimApologies – 10 Tweets that Explain What Muslims Should be Sorry for! http://t.co/wvPzLblVGL 
0	@JenniferAldredx yeah I did, because it didn't show the convo and stuff, was gonna text it you but NO :)
0	@vincent_h3 At 2:30am? Who's gonna favourite it? An owl?
0	Wasn't the playoff supposed to make this process easier?? #NCAA
0	Same as what Whoopi said about rape of 13 yo by Roman Polanski. Not "rape rape" b/c she was drugged. http://t.co/q0a0PWMghK via @JustJared
1	@JhaSanjay Those who failed to develop hair on their bald hear are talking abr development 
1	So glad i work mornings now 
1	Preparing some sample answers for the rehearsal exam qs for Digital Media with Google Drive, I'm so technologically advanced.. 
0	Casual meal with a mate, didn't turn out as expected! #disappointed!
1	Lucky I've finished all my coursework, revised super hard and feel super healthy. Two words...loving life. 
1	Hahahhaha that really made me jelouse 
1	@heidimoore @DonnaAlward @jennabb I'm trying to decide if that cover says "lonely widower' or not. 
1	just another day as a lovely comcast subscriber.   #neverworks  @ComcastMike @comcast @XFINITY http://t.co/589EfOnRdB
0	@LaurenDye2 iv not even started:weary_face: think I'm just going to get the parents and babies something, the fam is multiplying too quickly :pensive_face:
0	#Happy young chap  ashamed of my God and my savior #spreading the word of God n life of Christ #successful entrepreneur #MindOfGod
1	Mondays are fine. It's your life that sucks.||It's the first day of class and you see that ... Ugh? Face?|#UrsulaOnAMonday|#wow 
1	glad to just find out we had a quiz due yesterday and I didn't even know thanks for the notification blackboard 
0	New England (-11.5) over New York Jets; Pittsburgh (-2.5) over Kansas City; Carolina (-4) over Cleveland.
0	#GuruMantra for #success. #entrepreneur #startup http://t.co/6MU1xauCZM
0	Wow I'm seriously dying here :see-no-evil_monkey::see-no-evil_monkey:
0	You can have the prettiest face in the world but stretch marks will ruin it all for me.
0	@byrddddddd no but i followed you and i saw you posted that so i thot i might add on.....sorry
1	@kayleighjr Todd is love, Todd is life 
0	Twitter Keeps Insisting I Follow Someone Who I Rather  . . :confused_face:
0	It's currently Fair and 4℃ outside.
0	@sashadaisical @JOJEHARVEY definitely the latter : o
1	@robfit clever you! 
0	@djaznh @cnsnews @klshrews2 Obama , like DiFi with #TortureReport is using the 'scorched earth" method.#tcot
0	@BudweiserIndia @EVC_India |Here we are all alone |You and me, |Privacy |And we can do anything |Your fantasy ||#GetMeToEVC
0	@Will_Fuller7 @C_Breezy2k12 14-0 but it's not that close.
0	Ah @tonyblackburn soul show making my Sunday morning at work more bearable #cold yet #happy
1	@Wields Ill see you in the Finals 
0	I'll go to Hawaii!|Bye Bye my friends! I'll be back:grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes::grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:#Hawaii#trip#with#myfamiry#because#girlfriend http://t.co/4eR9E8Nxde
0	 : #BlackOnBlackCrime comitted by|#BlackLivesMatter #Protest in #FERGUSON ?|http://t.co/SEPGzy9Bzb|Post RTs @|http://t.co/OXybfwwWb6
0	#Sometimes the best thing you can do|is to not think, worry, obsess.|Just have faith that everything will|work out for the #best.
1	well I clearly wrote that last tweet 
0	@goodgary99 okay went to court the case got adjourned till January.. My backs been playing up so in some pain :weary_face: wbu? X
0	@MiriamMockbill must b in the #blood lol x
0	Not a strong showing for Pittsburgh sports this weekend. Thanks @steelers and @GoPittFootball for great seasons! #stillafan
0	HELLO Sunday! BY THE WAY IT'S December 28, 2014 at 02:15PM! (just a random information)
0	@mathowie watch 1 & 2 and then watch 3 another time
0	Cannot wait to be home but gonna miss alot of people :thumbs_down_sign: ah roll on the new year :thumbs_up_sign: #sligowillbehithardagain
0	@GeneralBoles #ISIS flag above "Merry Christmas" is just to much #blackHumor and  .. prayers to hostages!!
1	I'm going to call today's commute "quality time" w/ my mini. 1 hour & 40 minutes of "quality time." Thanks DC rush hour! #Optimism 
1	@PeddRaam yeh but its still unclear you know. 
1	Feeling the irony of using  to find people ironically using the work irony wrong. #metahipster
0	@thegameawards Is Naughty Dog going to be there? #TGA
1	The oh-so-classy [] @SamuelLJackson also belittled the #ALS #IceBucketChallenge in his disgusting little video.||#NotInMyWallet
0	@FUCKCRUCIFIX: COD AW SERVERS #OFFLINE 
1	Wow Tim Hortons Cobourg is really on their A game today 
1	Haven't been to sleep. Feeling AWESOME. 
1	@Bungie @DestinyTheGame thanks for plan c two weeks in a row! Getting rid of exotic engrams is also an amazing move! 
1	It's funny because your a fake ass bitch :) #yourAtruefriendtoher 
1	If there was no #CFBPlayoff this year, would there really be an argument against #ALAvsOre for a #NationalChampionship? Shouldn't be. 
0	There was a shooting in my old neighborhood where my family lives. Praying everyone is okay and stays safe :heavy_black_heart:️
1	It's always nice when a teacher doesn't leave lesson plans for their sub... 
1	Dont you just love Captchas? 
1	Yeah Hastings, Rose, Bird and Beer is a much better 8-11 than Richardson, Zampa, Laughlin and Tait. 
0	amazing how they are the one doing the ignoring, and think they are set free @dragon1973mm @ILOVEBLACKMEN01 @ILoveBlackMen
0	Quick feet in slow motion ! Never stop loving , knees high , arms moving ! Still a lot more to be done... http://t.co/7dwc6HLolN
0	Wish I was still in bed with @BlakeNath :growing_heart:#ICouldSleepForeverRightNow :pistol::disappointed_face:
1	Working cart today..gonna make that money! . 35 golfers all day :unamused_face::pistol:
0	@BobBlankenheim yeah. I hated it. :)
0	Favorite @Singleology101 if you love Romance Novels. http://t.co/zNVC7fpIFf #Love #Drama #Romance
0	@Hozier - absolutely love this song! #CantStopSinging http://t.co/wYwfUu02i6
0	@restlessduncan @SR_Duncan Yes I remember a little. But then an entirely new lineup came in? Is that what happened?
1	Yeah this is so cool just fucking woke up
1	@ae_g_i_s nice, lazy search in google scholar couldn't find a free copy - openaccess for the win 
0	@FoxNews Feds doing studies of gays as if they are a different species. Add word lesbian before your study and double your grant $$.
1	Well. If it's not one thing it's another. But hey why not a like new exhaust. #pissed  #GRRRR
0	#elf #why not  moving http://t.co/ZcrJaOwPqZ
1	A maths tutorial is exactly what I need right now  #lol #struggle #uni
1	A strange day so far everyone seems in such a good moodmaybe in actually napping or still drunk "still time for grumpy to return 
1	I have a small jacket on , with a big coat for later , I'm back at the train stn going back into town  , work Xmas do #joy 
0	I swear the biggest tools are those who wear a belt even though they're wearing suspenders. Pick one or the other, can't do both
1	@BBCNormanS @edballsmp That's going to stand him in good stead as. #chancellor. |.
1	:party_popper:It's Monday! :party_popper: 
1	I hope we get an ice palace and an invisible car #SPECTRE 
1	Yay time to clean....  so tired
1	@NCgunoholic ready for Jeb  and first female #POTUS
1	This week just keeps getting better and better 
0	@BestProAdvice @IntThings More clean OR cleaner, never more cleaner 
1	I can't stop laughing at this. The fact that they specialize in "Viral Marketing" is especially amusing. ... http://t.co/9wJFiQ6wmk
0	One more week then back to Sudbury I go!:snowflake:️ @ Lake Nepahwin http://t.co/yHuJWuT8KQ
0	@hollis51 gerrymandering neither party will give up. It is not hard to be an informed voter.#Ferguson
0	@Neilby70 @ParkzTheDon @TonyBrown03 @goodgary99 @GazTheGooner84 @LosDaGooner nice what you cooking me:face_with_stuck-out_tongue_and_winking_eye::face_with_stuck-out_tongue_and_winking_eye:
1	Saying No to Them is the first way you say yes to yourself. 
1	I'm really talkative at night but no one is up to talk 
0	@ref_kartik @SEXSTROLOGY @mikhil_nayyar first line is correct!! Can't say about the latter one!! :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:
1	A £718 phone bill is a lovely email to wake up to 
0	stop subtweeting :winking_face: 
1	Hmm. Training for encouraging motivational change tonight. Don't know if I can be bothered to go.  #burnout
0	I wish I could make people like my personality
0	Gotta go home and cook a big breakfast :fork_and_knife:
1	Reading a Victoria's Secret Fashion Show recap with a plate of French fries in front of me :french_fries: 
0	people never change and that's that
1	@araancheta Yes ara i am not, and you know that. Hahaha :speak-no-evil_monkey:  :face_with_tears_of_joy:
1	@davidfarrellfaz LOL aye you're a funny fecker-;)  |And anytime Ironside, you fancy a wee race just let me know!!
0	" #Congressmen Admit to  reading #NDAA before #Voting http://t.co/w96dClsclK "|<3;-}><3|Via @udegmx|<3;-}><3
0	@dedpool1979 there wasn't room for  #LoveYouBro
0	Ask Mystic Mona YOUR question! Psychic View, weekdays at 9am (PDT) 347-850-1494 http://t.co/JCowWkMNQH #BlogTalkRadio
0	@bianconerifan @JuveFC1897 LoL its not that bad, budwieser is bad, its like drinking water from the tap...
1	People in this school seem to amaze me.. 
1	@AsdaServiceTeam continuing with that wonderful customer service ? 
0	#ACUnity is on Sale!! It's now 40$ on Steam! Go buy it it's an Amazing game :v|#SteamSale #SteamWinterSale
0	Produce all kinds of Creative Designs #like15| http://t.co/OXeuznMhY8 http://t.co/w4eZ9mObFJ
1	Me: So yall forced me to call in to keep my price the same? BH: *silence* Me: *where is google fiber* #ilovebrighthouse 
1	The @PuneLUG moderation queue is flushed once every one planet Miller hour! 
1	Being ignored is still in my top ten things I love. #sarcasmtweet 
0	Listening to Tron:Legacy album while cleaning, makes you feel like you can clean the world.
0	Having a night in with Misha (she still needs twitter), chinese and movies all night #unilife #nightin
0	@sammiecurtis_ it will be weird now without the Christmas music! :party_popper::father_christmas::multiple_musical_notes:. But yay!!! HAPPY CHRISTMAS SAMMIE :face_throwing_a_kiss:
1	Today is already shaping up to be fabulous 
1	Good crowd at the Independence Bowl...
0	WHOOO!!! GOD I LOVE MY TEAM. #dcRising #WizRockets
1	I bet I'm the first to use that one 
1	@BOWTIEBOSS Ooooh only the 'economic' destruction of the country. Now that makes a world of a difference. 
1	"Everything You've Been Told About Copywriting is BS."  http://t.co/Pl9YimtKbg
0	@hayesy316 @andrewwhiteau That's awful Ben, I know exactly how dreadful it is. Hugs x
1	The worst part about it is the crosswalk is a memorial to a kid who was killed by a nigga just like HIM, who didn't stop. 
1	Oh great, @mint has pop up ads now. Just what I want when trying to quickly access account info. 
1	Migrains,, throwing up are always fun 
0	@mike_mcgrail You are going to have to explain?
1	@bbcstrictly There's a surprise. 
1	@EddieHearn @EddieHearn Khan is doing to Brook what Mayweather is doing to Khan. Making poor excuses to avoid the big fight 
1	Sports rock so hard sometimes. 
1	Surprised SJWs haven't tried to get call of duty banned. You can make male & female guys so you have men KILLING women|#Misogyny|
0	You missed it @cindybm2, I just watched #GoT the rains of castamere, Rob Stark and his entourage all die :-(
0	#Christmas slow down!  enough time left!!
0	@MCF72 Duly noted ;p ;p ;p
1	Great way to start of the day 
0	Stomach hurts sick of having sinus infection!!!
0	The First NSFW Look At Jessica Cameron's MANIA via @ScareTissueCom http://t.co/eqLnC1ItPK @ManiaTheMovie @JessicaCameron_
1	Everone is supporting Fawad alam :D|No fawad no cricket :D :v|#Supportfawad |#Usman http://t.co/yRHonio84x
0	They have  #been seen www.MonsterMMORPG. com since. gist by #MonsterMMORPG #darumaka
1	Pretty much the real deal  #thanksmom http://t.co/IZoLRKldU4
1	@BetVictor Glad to see someone has finally realised how funny Mark Lawrenson is and given him more work. He is a hoot.    #goodgrief
0	@_laurenmills14 or maybe she just drips herself to death lol
0	Who tf wants a Christmas elf tattooed on them? That's the dumbest shit I've ever heard of. #sorryimstoned #inkmasterfinale #inkmasterrivals
0	LOL and now you cant see when blocked, best thing you can do is install a different browser @Chief1787 @Hankin57
0	Something to remember as I head to @AnnexBar tonight. #goodboy http://t.co/bf5EvIEbWU
1	@DianeKingShow looking great today Diane, it's not fair you're not on more.  enough Diane
0	@BlogOfErised one old fart to another: are you ever too tired to get up and go to bed? #allthetime
0	@bigcatmpls not hating. me and @Palmster27 were just awesome.
1	@Tchengg @ShareThis but she was white!.IOW guilty of racism by fact of skin color.#Ferguson taught me that. 
1	@coribeth_ guess the #bronut works best in combination with these #mentissues . wanna see this #'sneeze'  http://t.co/qCQVL0pqz5
0	thts impoxible koz the late kajwangs brother is stil alive and kan occupy the seat but raila
1	@rikkiblack69 @SirTomhunter @MarieMacklin @RoyalAwesome asked back to be models next month 
0	@TylerScruggs @Tatious We're going to Hotel Vegas. It's a 1968 themed party.
1	RTed that because yeah that totally makes sense 
0	#Sports -- #Carrick #replaces #Fletcher as #Man #United #vice-#captain. http://t.co/vTYg68Kggy via @reuters
0	 acceptable 2 hours to drive 30 miles Cheshire-Manchester yesterday. Northern Powerhouse?
1	 at its core. #trolls looking for #trolls. The second coming is soon. #itm #noagenda http://t.co/hcxDHHxc73
1	I can't wait to see how many pairs of beats headphones show up at the gym after Christmas 
1	Oh look, we're having another storm in Sydney.  How unusual. 
0	Google's greatest travel hack will make flights much easier. http://t.co/A8Et9RK3WI #tech #business
1	@garyjoelclement @nationalpost Let the Western bastards bank accounts freeze in the dark!  #seewhatidid #readpeople
1	"@MaddentheTwiggy: So happy I got an offer from Trinity Laban, I'd take Greenwich over Leeds any day" leeds is where it's at :dancer::raised_hand: 
0	35 amazing followers in the last week and there will be more tomorrow. Growing with http://t.co/x5q91sZ8zk
0	Jim's cookies won, Nikki's killed, but everyone needs to go to @Zelomn to enjoy @Ben_Spangler's amazing pastries! http://t.co/LCYax4wPc2
1	My vision looks like this =  just let me enjoy my first winter outside through a peep hole  #growingwinter http://t.co/BiMXhC7WhB
0	@ShowbizSecrets not surprised, it was epic.
0	"I do  #speak #because I #want to #save #someone. I speak because I like. Who am I #to save... http://t.co/Is06GSAnLQ
0	@Lewisdaay vodka lime and lemonade is the one :ok_hand_sign::ok_hand_sign::ok_hand_sign:
1	Sneezing when you have to pee #jusygirlythings 
1	@leyawn @Popehat "I encourage you... to educated yourself" 
1	D-1 test first day :victory_hand:️:victory_hand:️  #read #book #งวย 5555 #doing #home #work =_=
0	#Celtics RT @SeanGrandePBP: Jameer Nelson will start in his return to Orlando tonight. Marcus Smart will come off the bench.
0	http://t.co/wrrxlBdRBI #TeenAnalCasting #What What is the Creampie Crusade?
1	I love the hypocrisy of the holidays. 
1	Another day in paradise haha 
0	@TroyRenck Why? He has draft pick compensation tied to his name and is only six months younger.
1	The dude who told me money isn't everything is arguing with his son over money. In public. 
1	 is when someone has been quite vocal against liberals but at the same time supports @P_Musharraf :)
0	"@tellychakkar: Vote-Who is the most underrated actor? http://t.co/9OC9BuNaeD http://t.co/ueDA2ETs6W"#tink jimmy#oters  got ter fame im
0	To be honest the tide was high at the beaches in #lagos and it got higher as the night crept up http://t.co/gkwKJvTrku
0	@Exposing_UKIP @UKIP haha that's cool! I had a feeling I'd need a  considering the actual racist comments. Keep up the good fight ;)
0	My favorite new app is Chicago's Comedy Scene (CCS_Radio). You should check it out. #Chicago #Comedy
0	@JafarBalarabe @GovElrufai2015 @elrufai2015 @elrufai  for Elrufai#he represents the masses#so it is our victory#
1	@robcarrphoto Autoincorrect strikes again. "...than it's worth." 
0	@SouthsideSteve Excellent, respectful interview of #JohnSchneider & #TomWopat last week! Loved your lack of .
1	I have an "attitude" because you think you're hot shit at a buffet restuarant. #lifegoals  #sideworknazi
1	Turning in my paper then coming back home and studying #perfectday 
1	Constipated from eating nothing but shit for three weeks. 
0	IS IT FRIDAY? *heavy sigh* Nooo. It Is totally Wednesday~! What a MESS. Wait 2 more days.
0	Affiliate Marketing blog post on the way but in the meantime some tips from the experts: http://t.co/cvfgpgHzEb #howitworks #marketingnewbie
1	My husband thinks I'm crazy because I taped my tape dispenser. Hehe. I'm handy like that. .... http://t.co/rhKEpQ7pWs
0	@jonmorosi It took 4-5 hours but in the end, Morosi was right and Nightengale's sources were wrong.
1	MAMA - a Korean awards show that will be held in Hong Kong and will be headlined by an American artist 
1	From @D_Shariatmadari - 10 diktats from Brussels that are ruining life in Britain http://t.co/c33NQypIQZ http://t.co/5kpDMwRWTA 
1	I'm so good at sight singing. 
1	Dear Manila, I'm with your traffic twin - Bangkok! yahooo  @ Sirat Express way http://t.co/qdVpu9wZEc
1	Atheists celebrating Christmas.||
0	I hope I could recover from fever today. I need to start with strama..
1	I feel the most comforted when the misinformed are the most vocal.  #pleasedontspeak
0	@DJDARO1 it's no fair that u get to have a lie on & I'm up early for College and it's bloody freezing:oncoming_bus::snowflake::snowman_without_snow::face_savouring_delicious_food:  #fair #lucky #duck
0	@Adam_Klug can you reveal what you were drinking now?
0	I'm hungover and I'll end up staying up until 4 :'(
0	@thePDempsey ha yeah which is your opinion, which like mine, means nothing ;) they're in.
0	#Ministers #criticised #over #train #deals http://t.co/IIQaJzqIXz
1	well .. that was a nice text to wake up to  .
1	Love how the adverts for the woman in black 2 say "you won't sleep for weeks"...way to sell it to me :flushed_face:   #SheNeverLeft
1	Spiky popularity of the name "Spike" in the U.S. RT @randal_olson Baby name . #dataviz Source: http://t.co/WAm4OzLfWo
1	JFK BAGGAGE IDIOTS ACCUSED OF STEALING SHIT RIGHT OUTA YOUR LUGGAGE!|SHOCKED?|UMMMM SO |THEY HIRE MORONS!|PUT THE ARMY IN THERE!
1	@NintendoAmerica wait...there's a "New Wii U"? 
1	Perfect way to start off my morning 
0	Getting hit on by a TSA agent who thinks my first name is Bowie #wifemeup 
0	@KidCodyyy I'm hurt but I still love you
1	On a small diet  http://t.co/UsLZOgYmEx
1	@AnnamarieRxoxo We study hard.. :books::speak-no-evil_monkey:  #procrastinators :woman_with_bunny_ears:
0	Feel bad, confused over NY cop controversy. That one is on camera. @michael brown @ferguson  so clear #Love your neighbor
0	@samsung worst mobiles in india. Every 1 looks the same. Every model hangs from 4th day onwards. #samsung  #recommended
1	That 2-hour sleep put me into hyper mode 
1	Twirra is NOT a place. RT @TWEET_BaBaLaWo: Twitter a place where virgins will be tweeting sexual & hoes will be forming saint... 
1	The Grinch Stole My Sanity http://t.co/ufecic7o0f via @Etsy #lol #fun #funny  http://t.co/vZanL412f0
1	So despite the fact that I was up till 4 studying and had to wake up at 7 I think this day is going to be great :unamused_face: 
1	I was really happy to hear that all of the NBC hockey talking heads pointed out Ovechkin's strong Corsi & +4 status this season. 
0	#USA: Senate summary report on #CIA detention programme must  be end of story http://t.co/eFNfDOXclr # http://t.co/thk4aZ7OZE
0	@richdiced yup, more is definitely MORE! #fosho #merrycuteness
0	This history essay is literally shitting on me.
1	I love waking up out of a dead sleep to two firetrucks blaring past my window  :sleeping_face::fire_engine::ambulance:
1	I love being wide awake at 4am  #insomnia #nosleepdecember
1	thanks for appreciating me looking out of you and caring !! 
0	AHHH WINNER AND EPIK HIGH. #2014MAMA
1	love being able to be comfortable in my own room:smiling_face_with_open_mouth::thumbs_up_sign: 
1	"@Irrational_Fan: I can't stand watching a #UKvsLOU game with a Louisville fan! They're as bad as Steelers fans. #BBN" @DonnieDruin 
1	This photo of @celinedion 's pool via @richpayne88 has really brightened up my morning.... http://t.co/ULHQFtbCdP
0	@philoliverh @nat_401 yea they keep bardgin in on stuff they dont even care for. get a hobby sjws! |also Babymetal is nice.^^
1	Can't believe ash made this, too funny #Tolo  #Never  http://t.co/Ln0HR11hAq
1	This is very likely to end well. More vaccines is exactly what we need -.- ||" Health and Human Services... http://t.co/ZhlVxWihFl
1	I LOVE not sleeping. It's the best. 
1	I cant even watch anime in japan... 
0	Finally went to the doctor and feeling so much better.
1	@DestinyTheGame @Bungie we've grinded for our gear and now they're worthless, thank you 
1	Thank u to all u beautiful ppl that talk extra loud when I'm trying to watch tv I love you guys so much  #srslyofALLrooms
0	@Fit_Motivator: You can have RESULTS or excuses NOT BOTH.
1	Got up early to get the earlier bus , & I miss it!! Now I have to wait...Well this day is starting off wonderful.. 
1	Well today is off to a great start, might as well be Monday 
1	@washingtonpost WOW, so now things are going to change? Never heard that before from the opposition. Please vote, it works so well 
1	@Slate Personal protection, 2nd amendment. Nothing to see here.  #SMFH
1	@oimagenta Just abt 2 say d same  :) I'm not sure whether Oxford Brookes Uni is part of Oxford Uni. yet his CV is impressive still!
1	I just loooove arguing with the Insurance company. 
0	but the USA HIPPA laws prohibit the Psychiatrist from releasing that info @serpentina66 @MetroNewsCanada
1	@yurko40a NO, there 'only' are some Finnish #snipers, working with the fascists in Kyiv! Nice guys, !
0	My dorm is actually really creepy when I'm the only one in it... :confounded_face:
0	Beautiful day for climbing mountains... |#NewZealand #earnaview http://t.co/5jtti5qCcH
0	im in some place where the word 'job' means stealing
0	I think tori is actually my favorite human being on this earth tbh
0	#yes they're all are our brothers/sisters when you speak that way you are  Our Father In Heaven child either
1	@cllr_alambritis @Merton_Council No reply. What a surprise. 
1	.@7eleven Big Gulps for health care http://t.co/CNuAviEMPY 
0	Amen, that's due to them  having respect for themselves. http://t.co/vWIPkscXzV
1	@Olivian_Forever oh yeah!!! 2nd :D #HoldTheApplause hahaha lol  <33
0	Finals are over! Stress free. |Cant wait!!!:airplane:️:heavy_black_heart:️:christmas_tree:
0	never expected you would LIE as much as you do back when i first encountered you @RBRNetwork1 @BrianBullinger @goteamslots
1	@CollegeGameDay fan-freakin-tastic! Can't wait 
1	There was a point where the effort was coming in only one direction. I left and that there was a 180° change in direction 
1	Absolutely great having no lesson from half 10 until half 3 today  #zzzz
1	Grandad is watching absolute shit on the telly. No seriously, It's on a channel I've never even heard of?! #FunChristmas !
0	Nobody can deny this. #career #gita such a #profound word. http://t.co/tdBpLsXSN4
0	its only been 30 mins in class n i already wana kio myself .a.mornin.person
1	@bensaufley @jimmystagger @NERevolution @GilletteStadium actually I believe Henry is undefeated on Turf in @MLS @TimbersFC 
1	'All we do is eat, watch movies and kick the shit out of each other' :face_with_tears_of_joy: #RelationshipGoalsAccomplished 
0	Just in case you thought you had a blankety blank job check out this guy. #2a||#HappyNewYear|http://t.co/OXybfwwWb6 http://t.co/BomYzJpvT9
0	@DariusManson @ScotsFyre @AlfonZoRachel @WayneDupreeShow @CaseyParksIt Yes, you are but it also shows your ignorance , and hate.
0	@tysonmanker @FoxNews Wow. Catch up with the news. "False intelligence" found to be not false. See Wikileaks and other sources.
1	 is that @GoodDaySac calling that show a train wreck.  Way to respect the guest, guys
1	Everyone is broken. Some of 'em are so good to hide it. So good until I want to punch them in the face. 
1	Here's the final episode of #minecraft #hardcore survival... We die while trying to get a sustainable food source 
0	@iyenixx I guess I'm the one who supposed to say that. 
1	"@AnimaILife: I think I can make it http://t.co/fb4erBNdty"// Aaaawww  ... @scotsellie @booona06
0	Shameless' accounting firms make vast sums advising rich on how to rip off taxpayers - accounting chief|http://t.co/9BSDuJAKXb < 
0	@Jemima_Khan @CliveSSmith if accurate, v sad indeed
0	@ECU_ALUM @its_carolxo @SteveInTheCut @MikeJonesWaPo true that! We just keep giving them :money_bag: with no return #charity
0	#Getting #married #was  Jolie's #biggest #moment #of #the #year! #But #this...: Hollywood actor and filmmaker... http://t.co/2JSjFXtiBL
0	#CDC:  #Enough #Patients #Getting #Flu #Shots #This #Year: (HealthDay News) – Fewer than half of Americans have... http://t.co/dJAYXiFFQA
1	@greenacre11 get ready for another one on Saturday 
1	TNT replaying the Cavs-Knicks game...maybe the knicks will win this time 
0	ï"?#Depression and #Abuse are sadly a part of many people's testimonies My Monster of a secret: http://t.co/laGCC2eTH5 #DamonLeroi
1	@TheRealL_Bray I mean that all matter this game 
0	Worked both jobs between 545am and 830pm w 15 minutes between jobs. Already planned to sleep immediately after work tomorrow.
0	Don't give up what you want most for what you want now. #inspiration #motivationalquotes #startup
0	@beezageeza I'm smarter than most people who lie to me. I have fun picking the holes in their stories.
0	Farting like the world is ending
1	Lol at docs who don't know what they're doing.  #fuckthat
1	Stuck in the traffic at 7.55am. Yuppy -.-  #happytuesday
0	Being average will only get you average results.
1	 in #Iowa. Anti-Union Governor #Branstad having inauguration & ball at #CommunityChoice Credit Union Center. A slap to #AFSCME #Homan
0	I guess we're getting timed on who we can spend time with.
0	#newjob Urgent CONTRACT - Assurance Manager - Private Banking, Singapore - Not Specified, Singapore  Specifie... http://t.co/bASQ2zWos1
1	Shout outs to the guy who took a shower in 1 Million before heading out. The WHOLE BUS thanks you 
1	@XboxSupport @xbox It's Christmas, one of the few days off I get during the year and I can't even sign into my XBOX ONE.|#Typical|
1	Two people got me socks. Clutch af. 
0	@Lucyrugbychick I think thats what made me confused, I was too dazed
0	@goodgary99 Good yeah its been good.. Feel tired my self, bed soon :sleeping_face::sleeping_face: x
1	Happens Every day.  http://t.co/F8lrSVV79q
0	Ugly Christmas Sweater  ;** #uglychristmassweaters #happyholidays #merrychristmas #kissesandhugs... http://t.co/p3fcp6Corx
0	Twitter can be so annoying
1	Being awake since 3AM is always so much fun 
1	@nostromonavis @RamziNasir @StanleyCohenLaw You are kidding, right?  #poortaste
1	@amyhoy I am procrastinating on getting work done b/c I am reading your new book! 
1	They decided 2 change King's trunks 2 gold, his logos 2 green & his tights to blue. How creative. .
1	I'll watch #TakeMeOut like the rest of the country... Hope there's an adorable girl who is ditsy Hahahaha  #zzzz
1	@MrOzAtheist Presumably you have evidence to back this claim and it's not simply a feeling you have based on your interactions. 
0	FALSE, slavery was based on economics, @RBRNetwork1 @GodlyPghDad @Anan_VII @billvanglahn @JoeHilgerman @1_Free_Man
0	Follow friday is everyday. Help new ones so they feel good being on twitter.
0	Do you use Instagram? Well get 100 free followers at http://t.co/pqbWaDcdkj -- No. http://t.co/Jo4nycq75o
1	Easiest final of my life. So glad I studied 11 hours for it 
0	As Lamar Entertainment, putting more money in than I'm making, #tbt  having the right team... http://t.co/jZfrSfXSbo
0	In the last 2 movies I've seen Alan Arkin in (Argo, GrudgeMatch) he has had me absolutely rolling.
1	working on my birthday #yay  #sucks
1	@falchions i wanna do mine but im a pussy 
0	#Oil #plunges 3 #percent to #new #five-#year #lows #after #bearish #IEA #outlook. http://t.co/tvMIOkXZUf via @reuters
0	@TayCif love you so much taylor :sparkles::person_bowing_deeply:
1	First final of the day done, only three more to go. #greatscheduling  #incaseyoucanttell
1	Band playing "Two Tickets to Paradise" in parking lot at Redskins game.  #Redskins
1	8.30am conference calls.|#love 
0	Watching #Bones &cradled my leg when I saw @andjwest in episode about chicken #tasteslikechicken #termite #TheWalkingDead @WalkingDead_AMC
1	Today I'm standing at the front of Tesco wearing an Elf's hat, saying hello to customers and getting ignored. #dreamjob 
0	big up @lorenz__daley 4 ur post When cunts run through your photos:unamused_face: #its#a#struggle#its#a#problem check da n... http://t.co/yhnuWmFlmE
1	Love being called into work on my morning off after not even 6 hours of sleep.  #thanks #splitshift
0	Second major nosebleed of the day has halted my training efforts. Nares, this means war.
0	@SR_Duncan @restlessduncan Well it's not any worse or better than 'Stark Raving'
0	Prediction: Erv Santana will be disinterested in playing for the Twins in 2015 too... (aka, we didn't offer enough)
0	@Neilby70 @ParkzTheDon :smiling_face_with_open_mouth_and_tightly-closed_eyes::smiling_face_with_open_mouth_and_tightly-closed_eyes: He would get floored in one poke :see-no-evil_monkey::white_smiling_face:️:white_smiling_face:️:ok_hand_sign:
1	when you get friendzoned by someone you trying to friendzone...sigh
0	The music is always on in the office. Currently listening to Kids Bop Hanukkah on Spotify. Any other recommendations?  #onlyatnycr
1	"Yo I got ten squad members in Khajo" Chris said as he tears up...|"You ain't a gang member..." Kevin responded |#thuglife 
0	@livwarfield |Part 2~ ARTICLE|:clapping_hands_sign::purple_heart::white_right_pointing_backhand_index::cross_mark::heavy_large_circle::white_left_pointing_backhand_index::person_with_folded_hands::person_raising_both_hands_in_celebration:  ~UEXPECTED http://t.co/wXi48kQowD
0	you do know the "hands up, dont shoot" thing has been proven FALSE right? @RBRNetwork1 @RedTaurus1
1	Dear #USPS, if it has this address, it comes here. No matter the name. If there's a mistake, we'll fix it. #ThanksForTheAnnoyingNote 
1	I checked twitter and snapchat but I can't tell what day it is, someone please help  :face_with_stuck-out_tongue_and_winking_eye:|
1	All hell is breaking loose... Ahhhh everybody freak out 
1	Gavaskar is a freakin' genius.  https://t.co/iaWlkm6EOE
0	If only I possessed half the balance legolas has
1	@astewart91 you're hilarious...
0	My grandpa just gave me a credit card for christmas...he has no idea. Lol
1	Roman mythology gets me soooo pumped 
1	Totally been killing it with my assignments lately  #socollege
0	Why couldn't I just stay sleeping
0	http://t.co/X276bIMMYp #Ebola #Racism #RacePimps #JesseJackson #Doctors #Tcot #pjnet #CCot #Pjtv #Tea... http://t.co/gNQAHxqtcQ
0	Kind of frustrated that Christmas break is my first real obligation-free break this year........ and I end up sick for most of it -_-
1	@billdossett LOOL from the guy with multiple twitter handles 
1	@AlWashingnutt Yeah...me too!!!!! !! x
0	really not sure I want to be in this place today #SoMuchBadNegativity #SmileYouFuckTards stop dragging my day down !!!
1	Thank you Aidyn and Adele for getting me sick. 
0	@lids4hats lids sucks officially! Will not use again good
1	Thx for catching on #urock 
0	Cocktails tonight yep why not!   had one in over a year! !
0	@HEELTeacher is NXT gone from Sky?
0	@BBCtrending @CAllstadt @Turnoftime #Already dividing One from another!| Good
0	Archive pick: Who Makes You Laugh When They're Off Sick? http://t.co/oFsMWjt646 #mehblog #littlemeh #doctor  http://t.co/hcHKxgOoQB
1	@24rspriggs There's so much less controversy now that the BCS has been replaced. 
0	Can't believe it's been nearly 11months since my mum passed away :grimacing_face: miss her so much more and more everyday :purple_heart::two_hearts:
0	#Foreplay, #cuddling – a #Jedi #craves  these #things" - #Yoda #Quotes|http://t.co/cwFAI8AFKI
0	SAIC Design Directors on Trends and Advice to Students http://t.co/x176gUuhL0
1	@JustinRoehr Oh but Bradford is awful! 
0	Maaaaan stupid instagram I went from having 300+ followers, to my cat my mom and tom from MySpace -_-..... #smh  #butstill !!!
1	@little_lab_rat @musing_ngaio I love button pushers! 
1	Normalizing relations with Cuba? Huh. Get ready for more of this crap. #ThanksObama  http://t.co/uv7NT22B2h #bad
0	@DEvanAltman Instead of playing the pompous "do you know who I am card?" , how about you actually make an educated rebuttal?
0	I was being considerate about this issue N didn't care what I did. But now I'm taking my position back and I don't give a damn wht u think.
1	Gotta love #EMC's latest feature on the VNX side.  http://t.co/tLA4ajIbAR
0	@CallOfDutyAW_ @MrProWestie @GameSproutYT BF4 SP is shit, while the MP was broken for 11 months so...
1	juugin everything, niggas got warrants to pay 
0	#basura#immondizia in my name http://t.co/8IbiWx1Mfm
0	@discodavejohn @Matt_Brickman i'll take the physical challenge!
1	Getting sick just in time for finals is so great 
0	Look at this trash. You can clearly see his handle. He stole my name and my pictures http://t.co/nuJ94grwwB
1	Finding it quite funny that Gillette Soccer Saturday on Sky are complaining that there aren't enough games on at 3pm Saturday 
1	When a teacher says "come in tomorrow morning for help" but they are never in their classroom #wow #thanksforthehelp 
1	The Chicago Firehouse Restaurant caught fire this morning.  http://t.co/E6m4Bv4ySQ
0	@sscottamatthews wtf where did you go
1	 We cram 5 minutes before an exam and get a tag of qualified person.
1	Watching creepy shit before bed when alone = bad idea. Is there a spell to turn a French bulldog into a big ass bulldog? #bewareofdog 
0	Xmas on the blog feat intimissimiofficial and @tweetcalzedonia * Read our story and share the LOVE... http://t.co/vp4rrfyr2K
1	Tomorrow will be a great day...
1	Cannot wait to go to the dentist later! 
0	Life was never be so easy as it seems, till u come and bring u'r love inside.  with me
1	Wait...  wait...  wait...  isn't the font on that t-shirt "comic sans?"  @KingJames #ICantBreathe http://t.co/qwpv9OqGgd
1	And with this revelation, the African-American community's faith in law enforcement skyrockets!  http://t.co/lFnoH0JLjX
1	Dont we all just love those people who message you out of nowhere and act like you guys are close cus they want something from you? 
0	Miss skateboarding and it's not even winter yet :pensive_face::confounded_face: #skateeverydamnday  @ Hoof Life:victory_hand:️ http://t.co/DakSuvOS43
0	That moment when you have to go to the bathroom but the cleaning lady is in there....#StillHoldingIt
1	Nit pick at every little thing guys. Keep doing that. That'll show the team you're behind them. 
1	Beautiful way to start my morning.  :persevering_face::face_with_medical_mask:
1	@CCriadoPerez The person who wrote that is clearly a bit of a tit 
1	There is nothing I love more than listening to the black eyed peas on the way home from a Saturday night loss in petrolia #killerband 
0	Upgraded seats:grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes: kinda scared #sundayfunday #sundaydateday #mylove http://t.co/JuDvTug2x1
0	I feel she didn't love me :/ :( :( #im  #ok
1	Myself and @AlvaghCronin having to walk to Civic Offices to get bus muttering to ourselves"wouldn't you think they'd pay their water"  
1	Because standing by a board about dental hygiene for two hours is how I wanted to spend my birthday.. 
0	Like @TheOnion? Visit http://t.co/HJRCAwTQ6x for  articles and also win a free puppy!! 1 puppy per visit, 6 puppy maximum #ATL
0	you dont, fish and mammals have nothing in common @1kenwilson24 @brownbearmike1 @HotNostrilsrFun @Rapmonster
0	Bored? Check out> @dailypotatonews newest article - each word is linked to a ridiculous website! Try it out! http://t.co/FsERGoBKnq
1	Nicholas Sparks has been manipulating women to believe that guys (in reality) are as sensitive as the male characters in his books. 
0	I'm ready for @kongosmusic's first headlining tour of North America! Tickets/info at http://t.co/Nyq2fYa8kI #lunatic2015
1	@louiseinwords We all have our crosses to bear. LOL 
0	I may need to reread the books but did we ever find out what Draco's Boggart was? @jk_rowling #HarryPotter #dracomalfoy
0	How far would you go for #safety? http://t.co/cN4Nv8FDf0 #onlinedating #relationships via @TheM3Blog
0	Incredible. RT @Buster_ESPN: The Red Sox have an agreement with Justin Masterson.
1	@muayguyblog @EFCworldwide what???? No verbal submission? 
1	Finals week plus hearing that my grandma is in the ICU = amazing  #letmegohome
1	Well said @Nigel_Farage! I for one am fed up of all these women breastfeeding ostentatiously! 
0	@Will_UK @bluebellgray it's like you're in the Maldives #seaandwhitesands
1	Good choice to stay up late, Lys.  #study #finalsweek #deathofme
1	@rrhhmmss @TimEchols1 @Penneeee I agree. You can see that from the videos and photos that were taken two hours after the shooting. 
1	@BrentRivera I have a boyfriend! () *hair flip and walks away*
1	I love when half the group is really committed and the other half just doesn't give a crap! #perfection 
1	@walshamboy @TRobinsonNewEra @UKLabour there's a link somewhere just can't quite put my finger on it 
0	Body Language for Confidence - the easiest thing you can do to make a difference: http://t.co/Jv92osRVuO via> @DrGaryWood
0	@bigedh456 Loughton.. And some in Basildon what about u?
1	@_FallenAngel4 Ohhh I don't know about that! That sounds sooooo interesting! 
1	Oh it's just Skrillex no big deal.. I see him on the daily..  #skrillex #rave #edm... http://t.co/qK50VjJkXq
0	Packers fans on Twitter are on full meltdown mode... R. E. L. A. X.
0	@peppa5 I do 2 or 3 times a week :) lol I can't do 5 :(
0	My dad's such a big kid on Christmas morning waking everyone up so bloody early
1	Tryna learn to skate tonight! :smiling_face_with_sunglasses:#pennyboard #skate  http://t.co/yPktQSLA7D
0	@LondonBum WTF!!!! Was that :face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_tears_of_joy: #GangstaWankstaYard 
1	@MicksTaxis my favourite day of the year !!!!  http://t.co/fQObKVzvrc
1	So happy i havent gone to bed yet 
0	I just earned the 'Land of the Free (Level 25)' badge on @untappd! http://t.co/m3QyB8Sr7w
0	@MarkRizzoRitson hahahaha love it mate. Have a good1 xx
0	@MehrTarar Thei rights to protest ends where my fundamental rights begin. They cannot take my right of earning livelihood and free movement.
0	House adjourned again. With this pace, dont expect the ache din to come to Parl n u cnt blame d Modi Govt fr this  #RajyaSabha
0	@dirtydeathdog @PillzSufrie @billisFPS @BFDaily yeah they look like plastic :/
1	I'm pretty sure this bad boy is worth at least 6 stokes per round! #dreamon  @ 913 miranda place http://t.co/gYSnxsrWSe
1	I'm not in enough dance practice whatsapp groups yet. #december #winter #weddingseason 
0	Need a two hour long hug insecure
1	..and another https://t.co/AevyOcREbG|#thanksalot  #freelesson #english #esl #tesl @openlanguage
1	Fischer ordered fish and chips 
0	 posting any tweet doesn't mean i don't use twitter !
0	I messed up today guys. I thought about work. D: #fail #itsabovemypaygradetocare #stillcare #lesigh
1	"There's a million trillion things I'd rather rather do" profound lyrics big Sean. PROFOUND.  #worstsongever
1	Congratulations @adele_ferguson - so well deserved. I hope you enjoy the  of this notification from Twitter http://t.co/5lZDDDC1Hx
1	Sony got hacked again? Oh man, big surprise... : http://t.co/N1hTeTkIgx
1	@Dodgers Gonna miss @TheRealMattKemp, @FlashGJr, @HanleyRamirez and others, but at least we got Howie Kendrick...  #NotStoked #WTF
0	@LatinaPicsDaily  gay but I bang that
1	NEW  CURTAIN U.S. #Christians like @briansbrown travel to #Russia to torment #LGBT who are seeking asylum here http://t.co/u53SJeFR67
0	Nevermind, we're getting worked out there. We need Hump back in the game bc Gooden is playing terribly.
0	Giving 200 Cr. Water Subsidy to "Public" is a CRIME & Wasting 200 Cr. On Advertisement is DEVELOPMENT...Waah ji waah http://t.co/Q6XoGUmL9T
1	@nytimes oh so someone got in trouble for making fun of the people who behead innocent people...nice 
1	I am the happiest person ever when @kacimaier wakes me up in the morning! 
1	If I carried on the way half the men do on here, I'd be getting called a crank (amongst other things) and be asked if I had #PMT... :nail_polish:
0	He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.|Winston Churchill
0	#oldfriends#are#old#anymore http://t.co/ZAS59mWKBw
1	Hit Them Angles And Duck Face To Hide Those Wrinkles ; ) #ThatsABossBitchRightThere . . . !!
0	@TheStephenLynch: What's the opposite of a cheat day" called? Because THAT'S what I only have one of per week" |What he said.
0	Bang-on. Great insight. RT @DonaldKScott: Interesting read: Democracy in AB is about management, not ideology: http://t.co/8Wcce2MiKW #ableg
0	Vacations...re:Imagined...re:Engineered...re:Born @TripSifu...coming soon. Signup to gain access to our beta. http://t.co/0N7BRXRkcd
1	http://t.co/xMzzKi6kn6 << Don't know how this didn't get to number 1! #accounting  #absolutetosh
0	Facebook owner, Mark Zuckerberg, says "dislike" to creating a dislike button http://t.co/D38jb5IBmP
0	Short hair  #really http://t.co/yafC94nyZ4
1	Students too busy protesting a grand jury decision to study deserve to fail.  Actions have consequences.  
1	Why can't heroes be happy in DC Comics? I mean even their great flagship romance ( ) is a Fauxmance and will bring about destruction
0	We're on t'last train @JimMackney @Redsaint76 #wemarchon #saintsfc
1	so, sane peoples would talk to themselves in twitter because they can't find other sane humans to talk to. that  #retweet#ifagree
0	@ChanaChristine haha they were never nice. Guess I'm not cool enough :pensive_face: #sadface 
1	Headed to Huntsville, TX this afternoon. Try to contain your jealousy.|
1	Reading the Dundee United chairmanship statement tonight and you have to say what a lot of tosh..care of young players indeed 
1	@DIRECTV thanks for leaving the dish for us  #badbusiness
1	Nothing says welcome to home better than this. #wemissedyoutoo  http://t.co/TFidx55N3L
1	So far today: 1 ruined mug, I've cried twice, I've gotten 0 things on my To-Do List done and I'm 100% furious. #GoodStartToTheDay 
1	I love not being able to sleep right now. 
0	Velvet And Rhinestones Babydoll|Size:Medium and Large|Comes with softly padded under wired shelf cups,... http://t.co/LSPWyoHrT6
0	@nadhirxx well what can I say :bust_in_silhouette:
1	It's the most wonderful time of the fiscal year :(|
1	@Slate can you please book one of these appointments for me and tell me what happens?  http://t.co/ZrilqmGIoP
1	I love when my mornings start off like this. 
1	And then today was :pile_of_poo:. What a surprise!  #2of6 #6daystretch
1	Duale seeking 'protection to be heard' when the proposed security bill will trample the basic rights of his pple and their freedom 
0	@GetsThruBuckner no shit..it's called 
0	Why does Mostella get as much or more playing time as Hubbs...idk might be wrong but I don't understand that
1	@VictoriasSecret @taylorswift13 really? My respect for feminist/womens movements is through the roof. !
1	@megynkelly have fun at that...
1	Time to free ourselves of the Tyranny of the USA and lean towards more tolerant societies, like those of Russia and China. 
0	I don't understand why anyone watches these bowl games. They don't matter. Great, a team outside the top 4 dominated. #dontcare
1	@McDonalds I don't think your caramel frappe is salty enough.  #McYuck #lostsale
1	Oh the  - a gas hauling semi with FLAMMABLE signs all over it - and the driver is smoking. #truestory #I10 #Texas2015
1	@SexualGif: when ur boyfriend interrupts your selfie http://t.co/kVZ8VCZ7Nu yeah happens all the time 
0	@OpEdMarketing Is it snowing in Canada? Just on the hills here at the minute but hoping for a white Christmas
0	and he takes calls when his phone thing works @TheLexZane @RBRNetwork1 @billvanglahn @SSGAngle @Steven_Swenson @JoeHilgerman
1	@daddy_warpig @soulbrotherkab @Smirtington @quietuswolfe #GamerGate , now with weaponized Ninjas. we trained with Assasins Creed. 
0	It's brrrrrrr kinda feel & who would go to the kitchen to make coffee ....
0	@jaketapper More proof you'll never lose $ betting the under on the intelligence of the electorate. How can anyone believe a word she says?
0	Need to get back in to college..  #feeling #this
0	@N4_BB   :/ still Q10, still one of the best :D
1	@KissStephanie @TeaPartyCat but they did uncover the hidden arsenals of WMD in iraq as a result of the (torture) enhanced interrogation 
0	@CommSec Home page at 8:30am shows Dow -51.44 but it's +102.75. Can you make your home page stats more real-time pls? http://t.co/2qTC5AKxNf
0	Marked as to-read: Becassine Pendant La Grande Guerre by Caumery https://t.co/4GCuVYuXox
0	@iLGDaily: The wind is your friend http://t.co/TbbraejdP4beautiful
0	2014 was the year @Fionan_b and I became Lords :crown: #watchthelordman
0	Nothing better than getting a snapchat from @mjbrothers21 with #the weight playing in the background #sameparents #sametunes
0	Those that are  #BritishRoyalty should Not presume #Titles or do any #PublicDuties
1	.@sunrise how far back can I search my google calendar via sunrise? google doesn't have a working search engine on its calendar 
0	I've honestly never even watched A Christmas Story. I've only seen random parts.
1	China calls US hypocritical on #humanrights but Chinese peace prize goes to Castro (& Putin in 11)? ; via @npr http://t.co/DQeoqtEUId
0	@Samuelsamf @braddrake23 empty threats even #TheBear supports #united http://t.co/uZCNa8XIYe
1	@SouthamptonFC So Monday it is ,tickets on general sale for boxing day.thanks for your help
0	My favorite color is every color.
1	@ClayTravisBGID One could hope. 
1	I love how when I'm stressed my body decides to react by causing me massive pain. 
0	Girls with British accents.. :ok_hand_sign: On point.
0	Think i almost just died, or burned my face off! #hategasbbqs
0	#notcias #eu #europ EUA statement on European Commissions EU Investment Plan http://t.co/MXJXW5LOqz
0	#nowplaying EaricPatten presents "DJ Earic Patten's Elektrik Metro House Vibes Mix Sessions on Club ..." at http://t.co/DUSMZ0kts4
0	@normwilner Unless rogue theatres start showing it, or it gets sold online?
1	whoever just did the hunger games whistle on the quiet floor, I applaud you on your originality and cultural relevance  #oldjoke
1	Feeling like crap. And being treated horribly too. It's a great day.  #iwanttogohome
0	@Nylons @quick13 @jamieyuccas @chadhartman it was an In progress list of "MN of the year"
0	@TheFollowingFOX I get paid 4 posting stuff like this on TSU! ||YOU CAN TOO! go to http://t.co/JUmMWi0AyT||#FOLLOW #FOLLOWBACK
0	@Abelv03 @KWAPT I just want learning from this group. Development. And to turn Green, Bass, and Thornton into assets.
0	Only ones in the cinema  #putting #my #phone #on #silent @rebecca_inch http://t.co/qeid3NXXTs
1	@BBCRadMac @StuartMaconie years ago in M && S in Rochdale they had 2 left shoes on sale with a £5 reduction from full price! #bargain 
0	Montana Of 300 14 - THE BEST Versace Remix IN THE...: http://t.co/saAk4k9uzQ this dude goes off
1	I should of just made a canvas of coffee stains and be done with it. #art 
1	The world is such a smiley place. :flushed_face: 
0	Two Broke Rednecks father/daughter riffing team who make fun of old educational films n more http://t.co/okfWzkWOmQ | http://t.co/7QG3iFJAyu
0	#WTF is happening to these kids??? Are you kidding me with this?? #insulting #KnowYourHistory #WhoIsPaulMcCartney http://t.co/1tjgEdxm0k
0	I would have made a much more convincing Bella Swan.
1	I retweeted this so Chris Graham blocked me. |:face_with_tears_of_joy: http://t.co/W9zVXuhGhx
0	Fries With That 304 #AlabamaStateMajors
0	@StartUpGrindBuf @magnachef If you need a #dev #environmnet #then  #a #great #pick. For #regular #web #stuff, I #do #like #it
1	I'm glad the DC Council has it's priorities intact...  #DC
0	Riding the distraction train. ||CHOO CHOO
0	Chill #Repost #Dead  #Dominos #Haha :face_with_tears_of_joy::skull: http://t.co/SnUkkgCDB9
1	Someone I work w doesn't let his kids believe in Santa because he's mythical  & at odds w Church dogma. I REALLY want 2 explain  2 him
0	Check out my new post! MyFairDaily: 10 Things I've Been Loving Lately http://t.co/wsFo2Dlu7h #lbloggers #holidays #myfairdaily #favorites
1	Obama whisked away to hospital, diagnosed with acid reflux  http://t.co/42WQQVHBau -Wow, that's some real news. 
0	@DCsportsGrl @DragonflyJonez true n that's y we r jaded EVERY YEAR
0	Another one of our support vehicles modified for Iceland service. #Bigfoot #LANDROVER http://t.co/NRXO4gFG6E
1	Thanks for shutting the city down.. 
1	@flippysgardenia IKR?! don't you see? he's gonna cry from his utter joy of being with that crybaby! Such a beautiful "couple" 
1	Glad there's not a typhoon where we go on holiday in 4 weeks.  #fml
0	@banditelli regarding what the PSU president does
0	@banditelli But still bothers me that I see now follow up report.
0	well now that i've listened to all of into the woods, i'm going to listen to some FOB #nosurprisethere
0	Hummingbirds #Are  #Experts #at #Hovering #After #All: #Background #Motion ...: If the hovering ability of the... http://t.co/E189iHBpZr
0	Only thing missing now is a session at the gym... Want to do every body part though and CV!  #possible
