0	@Callisto1947 Can U Help?||More conservatives needed on #TSU + get paid 4 posting stuff like this!||YOU $ can go to http://t.co/JUmMWi0AyT
1	Just walked in to #Starbucks and asked for a "tall blonde" Hahahaha #irony
0	#NOT GONNA WIN http://t.co/Mc9ebqjAqj
0	@mickymantell He is exactly that sort of person. Weirdo!
1	So much #sarcasm at work mate 10/10 #boring 100% #dead mate full on #shit absolutely #sleeping mate can't handle the #sarcasm
0	Corny jokes are my absolute favorite
1	People complain about my backround pic and all I feel is like "hey don't blame me, Albert E might have spoken those words" #sarcasm #life
0	@SR_Duncan @benpobjie Darn, my sock joke needs fixing?
0	if Christian expects Fifa to sleep in my bed with me tonight, he's wrong 👿
1	People who tell people with anxiety to "just stop worrying about it" are my favorite kind of people #not #educateyourself
0	Most important thing I've learned in school http://t.co/TvfJMGBlBh
0	#OrionLaunch underway - yeah! #Orion http://t.co/0Qkv1yq8T0
1	I love context and large ensemble Fridays!!!!! Der my most favourite #Sarcasm #GetTheFuckOut
0	Oh boy... @masongoodman in the house. Warm up the DJ booth @AnnexBar
0	LIAR, i've never denied the 532 murders in Chicago in 2012 @RBRNetwork1 @TheOldBreed1775 @Dolphin__Man @Joseph_WarrenDR @jus1314tin
0	Always classy, never trashy and just a little sassy.
0	you believe you can say something, provide no proof and its a fact, WRONG @RBRNetwork1 @jtarleta53
0	@ALL #Not #Long To Go #Before #MainStream #Media #Pitch. #Surgery #follows #with #me #using #Prototype #demonstrating #real #situation.Phil
0	@Praise1300 Re: Jamie Grace has Tourette's? Thanks for sharing. I'm about to research her & post my tribute to this Young lady Gospel singer
1	@CorporalFrisk Guess they didn't get the memo reg non-nuclear Baltic sea #sarcasm
1	Exam na jud. Merry christmas. ||#Sarcasm|#KillUsSlowly
1	The definition of #IRONY would be if a 77-year-old rapper went #viral and took #BITCOIN mainstream. Maybe only way #babyboomers will buy in.
1	Pretty excited about how you gave up on me. File Under: #sarcasm
1	Who told the #hipsters that #irony was a thing of the Clinton years? Do they not carry history books in used bookstores in #brooklyn ?
0	@bigedh456 u know that. How u doing??
1	@LukeLPearson hmm... let me think about that #sarcasm
1	If you wanna look like a badass, have drama on social media #not
1	How dare Charles Barkley have an intelligent conversation about race. #sarcasm #CharlesBarkley
0	@LaurenBailes I think the general rule is, if it's open all night, pull an all-nighter.
0	Natalie Prass - Bird of Prey: http://t.co/n7YgEkpr4l via @YouTube
0	Nooooooooooo again it's on!!! #PickANewSong #CantStandIt
1	Being a hipster now is so mainstream. Oh, the irony. #hipster #irony
0	@BunnyDhillon17 exactly and we are fighting like animals
0	http://t.co/PfJ92w4CwZ #TeenAnalCasting #Top Top 50 Christian Songs For 2012
0	The girls on #SororitySisters thought they'd get rich and famous but instead they be like... http://t.co/yGnRtq0tVy
0	Speaking of #country #music albums, anyone else think #SundownHeavenTown feels more like a #TimMcGraw album than, say, his previous three?
0	http://t.co/fepZHFy79Z #TeenAnalCasting #Sex Sex and the City 2 Movie Casting Auditions NYC Summer 2009
0	season 6 episode 3 carries outfit, simple & chic 👌 http://t.co/QuliJvFNdK
1	Well got the truck buried today perfect way to start a rainy Wednesday work day off #not #annoyed #pissed
1	On the train and surrounded by posh people, I'm so at home! #not #stickoutlikeasorethumb
1	Stupid #doctors visits is gonna bury me!! Now that's #irony
1	Love the way @virginmedia says fault from last night will be fixed by 4pm, only to see a man in a van pull up at 4pm to fix the fault #irony
1	Planning a vacation instead of studying.... My priorities are in line. #NOT
0	Dan said he's going to have a sign for me at the airport when I fly in lol #SoCute #3MoreWeeks
1	You decide to go on vacation without me sleep? Reaaaal nice. #considerate #not 😒💤
0	@ChainAttackJay No sugar during christmas time? :(
1	Can't wait to have an afternoon schedule because of you. It's gonna be so much fun #not
1	@siddharth_0703 180 dead on 26/11 n more than 10k our ppl killed in terror attacks till date but not 1 paki show sympathy 2 them #irony
0	the ONLY time a crime becomes a federal crime @RBRNetwork1 @TheOldBreed1775 @Joseph_WarrenDR @jus1314tin @IndyEnigma @CoutoPanda
0	this music is for the people and not for the money. peace and love. http://t.co/jPHID2P2Wc #KINGLIFE
1	Rangers league game with Alloa moved because of the Petrofac Cup final in April... #irony
0	How to Find a Life Coach (& the questions you need to ask before hiring one) http://t.co/8qgrXywmNe via> @DrGaryWood
0	I wonder what was the holiday rituals for true Africans
1	Been at the ER now since 10... #yay #not
0	@LanceMedow Suhs been clean for 2 years and has only been in the league for five don't act like he was dirty for 10 years#not biased my ass
0	@StevePulcinella @Coseph05 thank you studs for perfecting and teaching my bench, respectively. Props on form from lifters in AL. #DYEL
0	Haley approves of her new hammock 🐭 #ratsofinstagram http://t.co/yvggcaPChg
1	30 years on, people still haven't got justice they deserve. #BhopalGasTragedy Yet another brilliant job done by the Americans #sarcasm
0	Pips who drop out of school n have Kirya as 'eir role model tht ey wana sing too..guy spix Portuguese,French,english...#Not a school dropout
0	Free Pets and Animals Books #freebiebookdownload http://t.co/yL9ads7Cyf #Pets
0	@PFF_Pete There will be no next employer in NFL for Trestman. He was a disgraceful hire and never stood a chance.
1	Loooovvveeeeeee when my phone gets wiped -.- #not
1	Painting all cops with a broad brush because of the actions of a few is the same logic racists use. #Irony
1	Don't know if I can handle this crazy 11-2 shift. It's so long I might pass out on the job! #sarcasm
1	I just love being ignored😊|#not😒
1	#Irony RT @West1Jess: If you're going to give someone a scathing, 1-Star review for poor grammar, FFS use proper grammar.
1	Produce Mobile Apps #not http://t.co/3OV57ZhqcH http://t.co/wX1DbI8W9M
1	Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it. -Bill Cosby|#irony
0	Finally finished the first season of #VeronicaMars. Move over, #CliffHuxtable. Keith Mars is the new sheriff--er, ultimate #TV dad--in town.
0	Merry Christmas to all those soldiers out there that couldn't make it home! I love you all ❤
0	About as relevant as Michael Sam and Jason Collins. RT @eonline: Major League Baseball umpire Dale Scott comes out as gay.
0	Getting Final Jeopardy correct on Kids Jeopardy boosts my self-esteem
1	itsfunny bc people think im quiet|but im just listening toeveryones convos|and figuring out ur weaknesses|todestroy u later in life #sarcasm
0	Woke Up , showered , made a lunch and got ready for work only to realize that I have the whole weekend off. 😅
0	@bencasselman @davidmwessel @PaulKrugmanBlog @TheDailyShow @DemocracyNow How many of those jobs earn #middleclass wages? #Economics #Math #Z
1	I reckon straight women fancy victoria secret models more than straight men do #victoriasecret #irony
0	Incredible insight on the @VIKTORIAMODESTA #bornrisky campaign: http://t.co/9UJQRmsKJm #amputee #movement #equality #art #prosthetics
0	Love #hiphop mix tapes or have a mixtape to promote check out http://t.co/p3gz74UIhG follow them on twitter #undergroundhiphop
0	Extended cut "NICHA" https://t.co/qdzpcuRqc1 #trailer #spoof #film #dramatic #action #film2014 #youtube #fightscenes
0	@NormanWalshUK Stunning work. #british #textiles #footwear #madeinbritain #not-a-nike-clone
0	@PotPolitics @foxnewspolitics Sent it but too slow. I had already posted.
0	#FEMALECONDOM #anally #vaginally #prevent STD's/HIV/pregnancy #latex #free #NOT #Restrictive/tight #women/gay men http://t.co/KOZkgTpgca
0	Little cutie #Chico #Dog #Doggy #Puppy #Sweet #Cute #UK #Black #Biscuit #Not #Mine #Mini #Miss #My http://t.co/FklIanJqox
1	@GlobalGrind Niagra Falls tho... Really? #irony #LOL
1	If we win against Poland and Scotland, does that put us 65th in the world rankings. @YouBoysInGreen @FAIreland #Sarcasm
0	#Myanmar #men #plead #not #guilty to #murder of #British #tourists. http://t.co/flrKr3H6Kl via @reuters
1	Since the tribunal was established 14 years ago, no complaint against the intelligence services has ever been upheld. #trustthesystem #not
1	@LadySandersfarm: Garner protesters chant 'F*ck Fox News' despite Fox agreeing with them http://t.co/GWIS4hZAI6 #EricGarner #Irony
0	@TheOliverStone After 1989, why did NATO need to expand?
1	The #Irony of playing this song on my way to #work |#NoMoney #PartTimeCooks blackmossptc thanks for... http://t.co/n9b7T2Xj84
0	You are taking your responsibilities so seriously today that i... More for Leo http://t.co/HJ6TebH4o6
1	@RozieBreen @CllrKWakefield @tomriordan @GaryVerity @BBCLeedsif we get it right for business the trickle down fairy will do the rest #NOT
0	can you not understand that not EVERYTHING is about the President? @RBRNetwork1 @goteamslots @BrianBullinger @jtarleta53
1	When you're in the doctors waiting room and hear a baby in the back screaming her lungs out is always a reassuring feeling #not
1	Well now the festive season has begun, let's take a moment to reflect on how much more royalties Slade and Wizard will get #sarcasm
0	The last day of the year and I will be tweeting on my major highpoints of the year ...good, bad and ugly
0	MB forgot to move the elf on shelf and now 10 is asking me if Christmas is real. 😥@NannyProbss
0	@CrizzArce happy new year, da! Thanks sobra for this year 👍👍
0	WATCH: #Megatron from #Transformers Rant About Social Media http://t.co/M9F1MWufXH #Irony
0	@playstation @sony #not #working when are we able to download games we paid in good faith? #psn start working again? http://t.co/MVSikoFvBl
1	I just wrote a 13 page paper... I was awfully tired when I was writing it and now I can't sleep. #irony
0	@CMBaseball41 happy birthday Skip! We will always love you! #Phillies #legend
0	or a trout, or northern pike|@brownbearmike1 @RBRNetwork1 @Anan_VII @Dolphin__Man @Graves9
0	One of my favorite things to do is to make people wonder...it was completely unintentional but buying Bogs mud boots in a dress will do it
0	Watching Sanjay, @JimPeteHoops ... Getting the start vs. Butler and liking what I see! #Minny
1	There's no better way to start the week than to get your wisdom teeth taken out at 8 am!!! #not ☺😊😳
1	The most exciting way to start a Friday: a presentation on structurally deficient bridges. #sarcasm #lobbyinglife
0	New shirt #new #shirt #im #sorry #its #just #i #literally #do #not #care #at #all http://t.co/4L8inLJg9N
0	@terry_legg @SR_Duncan @KateOnTheGo It wasn't for one person. It was a business expense.
0	HAHAHAHA!! Oops.......I'm addicted to @OneMoreJoke Tweets sooo FUNNY! You Got to follow him for #HILARIOUS #SARCASM #tweets #RT.
0	@BBCiPlayer @EndorProds @mrmichaelball absolutely loved it! Well done all involved!
0	@lnritter_ That was the case, not the recording.So comparing the two is apple & oranges.
0	Wow...lol||Need cash in your hands today? Go to http://t.co/Mn8psbZpFH||#workfromhome #not #wun #not #mca... http://t.co/2ST4Esm0xK
0	At least I don't have to clean the floor
1	Incidentally the foreword for movie #BhopalAPrayerForRain is by Subroto Roy Sahara - saying - justice delayed is justice denied. #Irony
1	@RadiNabulsi Our 3 losses followed bye weeks & an FCS team. Do we get rid of those next year? #sarcasm
0	#AskSuperwomanLIVE if you could swim in any liquid besides water what would you swim in?@IISuperwomanII |4
0	One of the most embarrassing losses @GoPittFootball Ever. #WTF
0	@ProFootballTalk untrue - its Cutler's fault
1	#Malala Yousufzai receives #NobelPeacePrize and #Pakistan ranks in top 10 dangerous countries !!! #irony
0	http://t.co/cbS3YfyKGw #Not so Ugly Christmas Sweater red with red snowflakes & sequins cardigan 1X XL http://t.co/Cy19OKfojm
1	Testing water temperatures #excitingtimes #Not
1	Waking up with your cat attacking your hand is always delightful..... #not
0	May not have hung out with you as much as some people, but every time we did it was a blast! You... http://t.co/Ikgz8u9Fos
0	@SenWarren the #USA is #NOT a #Democracy. The #USA is a #Republic from of #Goverment! Do you #Know #what the #Pledge of #Allegiance say's?
1	I blame my mom. Mother of the Year #sarcasm
1	Pulling my books out to prepare to organize my new bookshelves caused me to forget to bring my book today. #irony
0	@GlenjiUTLR @JoshStevo95 To be fair, you didn't use the mandatory #sarcasm hashtag :P
0	'I like the hope Jan Ellis writes with, the precision of the prose, and also the #humour and #irony she brings.' http://t.co/mevDxiqijg
0	Girls just wanna have fun#work#not#friends#only#dance#drinks#antennagrouprocks by mariag... http://t.co/7vN6UqpvQE http://t.co/hVxMXRdktM
1	The Bay Area storm is so big that tons of people's work was canceled today, causing me to be early to mine. #irony #stormageddon
0	@pattistanger I'm from the UK and I honestly think your a goddess! I love how you speak your mind but have a gentle side. #love #PattiKnows
1	Leaving whilst its dark is fun. #not
0	@YasminaBen1 please note #sarcasm in last tweet before you kill yourself ;) many good pros including @BalancePhysio can show you best usage
0	@rioferdy5 my mum to be back with us for Xmas 🎄
1	@RealFrnkPhister Even though @PGA_JohnDaly's got more ex-wives than @PGATour majors, I'm happy for that washed-up mess... #Not!! #Blocked
0	@rebeldomm Ucan MAKE MONEY #TWEETING this info w/ new app||http://t.co/Q2WB7riAvK <-News ||https://t.co/cpJZkEgNe7 http://t.co/zfGtuuH8Pj
0	Take me tooooo church #not
1	A 'republican move' which will 'effectively rob the royals'. Kate's spending 32k on1meal, who is being robbed? #irony http://t.co/OTbeWggbTJ
1	#obama @DemocratWire announce special urgent package for #Pakistan .. supported by @GOP to enhance their fight against obscurantists. #NOT
0	@bwinter Shirota Yu and... Inoue Yoshio? He was in Mozart! apparently.
0	Looking for quality music check> @215KKastilano hot record "What About" https://t.co/uORTl9eFBO
1	how is it possible that somebody so interesting is also so, so, so boring? #irony #what
0	@Pier1984_ Not going this time, we might have a chance! Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice..... #fuckthat
0	@dzmilner Minky Wale tail fritter for price of a bijoux flat in Port Talbot.
1	.@ibnlive is the first to cut to ads during primetime to proudly announce that they're "putting journalism first". #Irony #NLprimetime
1	.@ChrisBrett2 @/RBRNetwork1 @GaryBlackal @DiveConLFP I think it's your white skin. Or "racist DNA". He's a geneticist too, did ya know? #not
0	#hi #good #morning #instadaily #snapchat #selfie #comment # #sleep #do #not #wake #up @ Happy http://t.co/PTs2oMnYy6
0	I JUST WANT TO BE DONE WITH FINALS #4hoursleft
0	1 bed flat #ToLet £550 pcm (£127 pw)|Humphrey Middlemore Drive, Harborne, #Birmingham B17|http://t.co/QHYcB5zKEv
1	So there used to be a crossfit place here.... #irony #pizzawins http://t.co/9BDkxT9GFJ
0	When I start singing songs from Once More With Feeling to myself while at work... #Buffymusical #stuckinmyhead
0	I'm heading off, but need to say this! "Just because I am concerned for my country, and it's people-Does #NOT make me a racist! #Terrorists
0	Work hard in silence; let success make the noise.
0	@MJibranNasir @SaminaSays now what has he said/done??
1	Watching Alison Jackson's portfolio of work #eurobest2014 seems she's cracked it. Celebrity + stunt = #viral #sarcasm
1	Spending the majority of my day in and out of the doctor has been awesome. #sarcasm
0	@anthonyboutall - p.s. strong tweet. particularly Horatio's involvement in the matters #bloodlinecontinues xxx
1	@TheStarPhoenix #spnews #yxe I hope you weren't driving when you took that picture. #irony
0	My beautiful Belles #3daughters#lucky #me #havefun @ Wicklow 🌁 http://t.co/efbHmmLgEw
1	@Tesco Yeah thanks for messing me about and then not delivering on the product, i feel really great about how this went down!! #Not #Thanks
0	@folieadang aha, but white girl drinks make me 'so so cray tipsy'
0	This is definitely me! 😁|#me #sarcastic #sarcasm #ecards #ecard #somecard #tease #funny #lol... http://t.co/Q1joezvW9u
1	Christmas alone😊 how nice #not
1	work Wednesday-Sunday .. #yay #not #moneytho 😩😭💰😒
1	@LariatOfHestia: Gavy is one rude motherfucker. *Subtweets me* *Calls me a motherfucker* #Irony
0	Access to housing is not a fundamental human right, according to Ontario courts: http://t.co/ykf7vB53RM #onpoli #TOpoli #cdnpoli
1	@DuaneBougard: Been friendzoned too many times in my life, the perks of being the good guy #Sarcasm #Lifeall my life this has happened
1	@manicsue: You want to see something Irish!!Of all the reasons to be closed 😂😂😂 http://t.co/ePyGvA9pwU #irony
0	And then my sister should be home from college by time I get home from babysitting. And it's payday. THIS IS A GOOD FRIDAY
0	Oh dear, some people don't get #irony 😳
1	Yay for Fire Alarms at 3AM #not
1	I just drank a healthy, homemade, all fruit smoothie...in a @Budweiser beer glass. #irony
1	Should I buy these? And become a full time hipster? Lol! #NOT..... http://t.co/bhSSX3lVNh
1	Just paid $2.59 for gas! #ThanksObama #sarcasm
0	You are most welcome! Loved the post :D @_ladyinviolet
0	Can't take my eyes off you|http://t.co/cKYk9vXewc via @YouTube
1	I am so ready for Monday. 🙆 #sarcasm
0	@RoughHouseSGW rollins was so pissed off haha
0	@davemrlean I do love a chilled night in. Saves having a hangover to😂 thank you hun X
1	@SurianibteAbu if it got the attention of the smartass to comment that.. Didnt it work anyway?? #irony
1	When you're sick and you feel bad for your cells cause they're fighting hard for you. #blessed #appreciative #sarcasm #kinda
0	Does this look properly #shaded?? I think #not :-(|#shading #techniques #cube #3d #view #learning #damn I #suck #Sob! http://t.co/VYWHaogBz9
0	Company profile FORGET ME NOT PET CEMETERY - http://t.co/QSMOF8f0X4 #FORGET #ME #NOT #PET #CEMETERY
0	@onedirection guys!!! you've just smashed it!! #WhereDoBrokenHeartsGo #XFactorFinal
0	i wanna be at home already
0	Just realized my last final is tomorrow. FAAAAA-
1	@ambika1900 @sankrant @CChristineFair @JTMondal @Al_Muwa7id Christian Europe translated Islamic manuscripts #Irony http://t.co/0hXEQig7hM
1	Aaaaaand now I've found out that Chrome slows down downloads when the screen saver activates. Just makes me love it more #sarcasm
0	The fact that this time next week I'll be getting my wisdom teeth out 😖🙊 #chipmunk
1	@Wallace17_daKid Way to lay out yesterday and put it all on the line #GoodLeader #Sarcasm
0	Two years later & gingerbread house making still makes me cry.
1	Amar Singh gives A+ rating to the Modi govt but Arun #Shourie says more is said than done in present govt #Irony #Politics
1	@ardhow @Jmroberts343Jmr @Squarehighways |Thats a twist|Algorithms to cause more congestion & increase pollution|Too bizarre to be true #not
0	@JasminHadasah #sarcasm is a service I offer.
0	http://t.co/biWk2vGWPX #PhatSexyAss #Picnic Picnic Porked Tiffany
1	I'm absolutely positive that Coaches love it when parents tell them how to coach and run their program. #sarcasm #NOT #sticktoparenting
0	Nice touch. All the bar staff in the ground wearing #saintsfc t shirts
1	@GaryLineker trust me it will be out of form Scandinavian reef again to. @ChampionsLeague do love @MCFC I see😒🙈 #irony #FCBarcelona #mcfc
1	i literally love when someone throw me in at the deep end #irony #tough #life
0	Agree with that... #we #are #not #mind #readers #haha||#Repost 9gag ⁰You may think we are, but we are... http://t.co/PEUz57XHmD
0	Day ninth December to have a pint at the boars head|#not really still in bed 😊 http://t.co/H4XoH4jpwc
0	Speed cameras in Whipton by village shops. & yes it Takes 5 police officers!! 🚔 #waste #of #money #does #not #take #five #individuals 😂🚨🚓
1	Picked an excellent day to get my hair done 😒 #sarcasm
0	@GMA his daughter is painting his toes! That is a parenting WIN in my book.
0	Can't say no to that @mikebrown_15 try now. Lets go @QuinsRugbyUnion we can do this #COYQ
0	ABC Takes A Look At "The Turkey Song" by @DickieStickhead - Make It A Classic #Thanksgiving - http://t.co/TMR5Zv5wu1
1	Waking up with a pounding headache is just what I need for this final #sarcasm
0	Can always count on you to speak to me on here then delete the messages so It looks like I'm talking to myself. 😒 @TristanReece_
0	Stop by and pick up Alexandra's book with a coupon! http://t.co/7CIq1JgQ6X
0	@reisawal I swear we must be twins
0	Some days are just better than others..
0	After getting a total of 4 hours of sleep in 2 days, I FINALLY got good sleep last night😁
0	Her name is not Superwoman, Wonder Woman, nor Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz. Women of Excellence https://t.co/iAFycyWIwC
1	I didn't realize Boston Coach also operated in Chicago #irony #brands
0	@MaraAzzurra89 and that "somebody" thought you were Padoin sister LoL !!! #SarcasmFail
0	Once again @BarackObama is re writing history re: #CubaEmbargo ! *primal scream* #tcot
0	Wow: Look what the NFL Rams player who did "Hands Up, Don't Shoot" pose has been arrested for | http://t.co/FhO7lcmvon via @po_st #ferguson
1	Someone needs to stop me before I kill someone 😡 love waking up in the worst fcking mood #Not
1	What to do with that old #motherboard you have laying around. #NOT http://t.co/RjtcaMq9Gz #guitarpicks
0	Joe Cole just casually walking past...
0	Am I the only one who finds it very stressful when the #OrionLaunch feed keeps buffering...?!
1	@dsobek No ... now someone will start a rumor of $ABBV pricing their HCV drug same or higher than $GILD #sarcasm
0	Never seen the gym so packed
0	❓❓GOT MENTIONS ❓❓||#MGWV #AutoFollow #RETWEET #RTMUZZA #TEAMFOLLOWBACK #TFBJP #500aday #RT2GAIN ||⏩ @TwitWhizz ⏪| |WHOS WANTS TO BE NEXT?
0	Remember to raise a glass of merry to those who are at work keeping the world safe on Christmas 🌎🎄🌏🎅🌍❄|🚑🚒🚓🚁🚢 #essentialservice
0	Wishing everyone a Happy, Healthy, and Prosperous New Year!!!
1	@Esmerodo @MonteMcNaughton @MacLeodLisa Yes, and conventional taxis drive verrrry safely. #pfft #sarcasm
1	Just ranted on and the moment I'm about to hit send, my ipod just died. #greatmorning #NOT
0	30 week scan #not #long #now #exciting #memory #all #good #happy #clear #baby #boy @ Portlaoise... http://t.co/CLfUfZ3vdF
0	@cnsnews Obama and Hillary convinced Ukraine that they would protect them if they essentially disarm. Need to keep at least one promise.
1	i just enjoy throwing up #not #hatethis #sick #wanna #go #to #school #for #once #take #me #away
1	@GazzaDowns I actually think he needs to use the youngsters in this reincarnation #irony
1	What a golden morning. 😒 #not
0	Sleep. SLEEP YOU STUPID IDIOT I WANNA LEAVE MY ROOM
0	LIBERAL/#LEFTISTS USE #RACIST/SEXIST #LABEL FOR |#DISLIKES|MSNBC host Ed Schultz said RACIST #NOT to SUPPORT demand for #MINIMUM WAGE|#SAD
0	Read at http://t.co/HbeAb2hklW the news '#Obama: #The #American #way #of #life #is #not #a #gift'
0	Really missing my momma today.. More than usual. I don't think today will be a good day
0	@davidwhite_ Nevermind that, but do pray tell,would Scherzy still play Grizabella?
1	Everyone wants the truth but nobody wants to be honest... #irony
0	I won't be surprised if shelling across pak border intensifies during Delhi Elections to change issues of election's. http://t.co/Ohgg9jQ6hJ
0	Every inch of you is perfect from the bottom to the top UNLESS YOU'RE SKINNY #Shade #Sarcasm #TheMoreYouKnow
0	Take a look at those calves!!! 😎😎😂😂 ladies love the calves! #not #about #the #arms #its #about... http://t.co/R7OWkjcBmq
0	@CaleCowan your tongue in cheek @timescolonist weigh in does nothing but instigate breed specific hate. Stick to reporting on tuques. #yyj
1	@MiddleChildSyn: You think my mom and I would get along better, she's a middle child too. #irony #middlechildsyndrome
1	Isn't this blaming the victim? #sarcasm RT @chronicle Every year, 600K college students are injured while drunk. http://t.co/guuGP49ZZD
1	that time when ward was mad because skye hide a secret from him #irony #skyeward #AgentsofSHIELD http://t.co/znfxzbUYVu
1	While we applauded ourselves on getting to the Moon, Carl Sagan spoke a truth we all denied.|#irony http://t.co/AY20dRme0L
0	Can holidays last forever?? #happytimes #sundayout #mewearing #wyoustores #elenawearswyou #chanelboybag #chanel... http://t.co/vmcHI7XB88
0	Watching @beckie0 trich vlogs helps me alot with my trich condition !! ☺️💕
0	Photo: Orchid Tassel Chain Mermaid Dress $39.99 Onesize Leave email for invoice http://t.co/6nrIjjJwMc
0	@GalloSays this game is pathetic. How are they losing this game?
0	bromanceshmomance: #I just checked and he has zero#ZERO#mentions asking if Louis was there#NONE#NADA#not... http://t.co/b4W8LszSwZ
1	Being a light sleeper is the best. #not
0	schools in India praying for # #peshawarattack victims #PrayForPakistan ... http://t.co/Y2cfKer1wU
0	The only company I thought would be best for the thesis is unfortunately taken already... a year ago..
0	@MyzzCryz not worried about it. Whenevs 😉
0	@lr3031 @mjgranger1 #not enough; unfortunately.
0	@IAOLLC . #please email me captainpc@me.com or contact through DM myself or @Bennolikes . #I #have #DM #Address #details #but #not#had#reply
1	@NPCole23 hahaha yeah I think so too cause you know how she loves her with all her heart 😂😂😂.... #NOT 🔫.
0	It's really #NOT #GOOD, too have the #REPUTATION for STEALING FROM GIRLS. @HAUSOFSE7EN & Mr. MASON,..expect a call,..(;
0	we need to stop using the words "racist" & "racism" @nicky0472 @StevenWayneOwen @TheLexZane @nobamamustgo @Anan_VII @TheOldBreed1775
0	@AmazingPhil @radiomaru Probably my favourite book. Couldn't put it down. 5Stars!
0	From what I can tell...most strippers belong right where they are #nocollegeneeded #adamsmith #specialization #strippers
1	@Salon dualistic, as in good and evil? Right, because that doesn't apply to the real world.... #sarcasm #OrcsLive
1	#Consensus of Absolute Hilarious #Irony – #MichaelMann to lecture on #Professional #Ethics for #Climate #Scientists? http://t.co/pD0TEMq1Z0"
0	5 dollar OBX 1 dollar Gboro gone #lockitin #lottoclub #bankopen #doumenturdeposit#not criminal http://t.co/nYsbehzJqS
1	I may or may not have put @robertashton1 at the top of @swarm_tweets tree soon as he likes Christmas time... #Sarcasm http://t.co/OMOURvLfzt
0	Regarding my #ATT case; I've contacted the BBB, FCC, and my States Attorney General. next... #WFAA #not #stopping
0	Acronyms because we're cool as fuck. Judge me. http://t.co/0CK2VNqIKR
0	Only a true nightshift person would understand this #nightshift #hardcore #teamwork #not #always... http://t.co/MpsXN3DJqU
0	actually, it wasnt, it was purely economics @real_smart_guy3 @RBRNetwork1 @1_Free_Man @GodlyPghDad @Anan_VII @billvanglahn @ABPT_Rocket
1	Sunday is such a fun day to study #not #ew #saywhat
1	Reunited with my pump this morning. #yay #not 😣
1	My dad's still gonna get me santa's gifts since it's my last year before 18, but I really don't know what to ask for... #irony
1	Remember that one time I worked both jobs while sick and it didnt suck at all... #sarcasm #notworthit
0	I'm really excited for next semester
0	@MericaMcFreedom @Heritage Actually, even delivery won't save some. O voted to let born alive die. Also, look up "4th trimester abortions".
0	good luck finding someone to take the other side of that bet LOL @orion99da
1	It is good that very few businesses/govts in EM economies have borrowed much via dollar-denominated loans from international banks. #Sarcasm
0	@LoseThosePoundz: 🙌🙌 http://t.co/ptl2nSnFFO #fitfam #fitness #health
0	GTA #San #Andreas #2 #is #not #coming #in #2015: One media has released that GTA San Andreas 2 is coming in 2015... http://t.co/pap1ZPeeRD
1	What a great way to start the day!! #Not 😠
0	@tombitt I wonder what % of that 43% agree on what a private cloud is
0	If i were to ask. I want to stay here for as long as possible..|#thinking
1	@Atlantasportguy @darrenrovell @DJFJennings Just wait till Cleveland comes again! #sarcasm
1	'Liberated' Iraq -- 2014 One of Bloodiest Years with More than 36,000 Victims: http://t.co/GCW05uriIT Thank you, Western liberators #sarcasm
0	@KirstieMAllsopp one hope this gets a RT! #recycling #roses #holly #wreath #MerryChristmas http://t.co/ZNNZtQCvCt
0	@SundayChants: Tag a teammate who is so bad, he runs the line every week. http://t.co/FCMmmF4h3h I'm sorry to say it's @sam__clough
0	@Elena_in_Rome easiest CL group with two rubbish teams but we won only 1 CL game - even that lucky last minute pen#not good enough#gutted
1	No one up? Okay cool #not
0	#np #NowPlaying #NowListening #Music #Don't Let Her Pull You Down by #New Found Glory from the #album: #Not With... http://t.co/cbp85M3cBT
1	Here we go again, thanks to all that claim to cover WVHS hoop #NOT|Highlanders beat Parkersburg 76-75 on last second shot by @alexia_paige13
0	Long day and its not going to be possible without my good friend #coffee
1	Just loveeee driving upstate in the snow #not
0	If you know people who could talk power-dressing and social media marketing, please let me know. Thanks
1	I love getting up at 4 30 so I can wait on other ppl! #sarcasm
0	Faux Leather Size Zipper Sleeveless Scoop Back Midi Dress|Size:s, m, l|Price:$39.99|Leave email for... http://t.co/vTQxkHv6YK
1	and as much as I want to connect .. I like only the people who dont want to .. #Irony #Why oh why?
0	@oneplanetmikey I saw a leaf blowing in the breeze. You could yell at that if you wanted to?
1	@ozchrisrock hold on a minute. Are you saying All blonde white women look the same?? #sarcasm
1	@ChristianCaple Gotta love those racially based awards! #not
0	The best love is the kind that awakens the soul, and makes us reach for more...💖
1	clashupdate #not http://t.co/1bFOsIwnI5
0	@allkpop: Super Junior's Henry asks sasaeng fans to let him sleep|http://t.co/BhrEKEtMka http://t.co/mvzxJL04PL||Aw Henry oppa >^<
0	I have officially surrounded myself with the most amazing people 😊
0	@jthurgood1 @Cameron_Gray republicans suck more at identifying #irony than alanis morissette.
1	That's always the solution..... #not. Doesn't fix anything!
0	Name an #excuse that people use #NOT to #workout ... http://t.co/tE75PwPGbm
1	@SteveMcKrosky @imbalaska @DaveMyFace @Clover_Joy_ @den2114 @MeyrickHarris "left regressives" is that not a label #irony
0	@Brice_Jones but you can't expect us to hire one in only 3 weeks. Who moves that quickly on a coaching search? #sarcasm
1	A #celebrity is a person who is known for his well-knownness. #fact #TeamFollowBack #irony
1	Is there a basketball game on today? I'm not really sure. #ESPN seems to not be promoting anything about it. #sarcasm
0	@Ed_Miliband @edballsmp @andyburnhammp We Agree #NHSENGLAND needs to #Publish #AandE figures over #HolidayPeriod #Sarcasm from #JeremyHunt
0	If you've got the world on a string, you should give me some of that string, think of all the cool applications. #whatamidoing
0	Christmas this Christmas that FOH its just a day people !! get a grip and sit down nd chow some Mopani worms
0	#Warn them that your degree of #sarcasm depends on them in this #funny tank top! Order now at http://t.co/UYSi2qgA4S! http://t.co/yjQh8wj3ni
0	The #Gophers aren't nervous. #SammyCommentary #Gophers
0	Bitches be like ..... #more #appointments #please #not#crazy#enough .... YET @ orthodontist http://t.co/p7PycV1NMU
1	I am so glad that I woke up early for this office visit to have to the mother not show up! #not
0	http://t.co/aoKwVdWKcc #Science of the #GardenOfEden - #Eden #KentHovind #Christian #Jesus #Christ #c... http://t.co/qx4Ew1Q2co
0	Sickens me that killing innocent black men & children has become such a lucrative career in America. #MikeBrown #TrayvonMartin #EricGarner
0	50km into the #Rapha #festive500 and we stop off for a Coffee#1... Toes are coming back to life @willbmx
0	@RailwaySloth u do really need to get a wee bit more lol
0	@steveh603 so if they undo the affordable care act, and I should expect my insurance to decline 33%? #Not #Gonna #Happen
0	@DaveNavarro @SpikeInkMaster #not sure who will take it home?
1	I actually just started crying while brushing my teeth due to lack of sleep, stress and test anxiety. Today's gonna be a good one... #not
1	Don't you just love those people who won't shut up in class then hold everyone back by asking the teacher to repeat answers? #sarcasm
1	@KAFosterSowell Oh, BELIEVE me. I agree totally. My tweet was pure #sarcasm. We need MORE #guns, not less. Santa is bringing me one. #2A
0	The #Congressional #report on #torture #confirms that #AlQaeda was #not #involved in the #attacks of #September 11|http://t.co/GNBabcXR25
0	#Sarcasm makes you mentally stronger. Which is very effective when dealing with emotional #stress and #fustration.|#funfact #WhatIfISay
1	Also it is funny how things at work get done when I'm on my off week #sarcasm
0	@vincentlaforet is this a new/recent release?
1	When I'm lacking inspiration I resort to scribbling angry/pretty things. Great start to the week! #sarcasm http://t.co/5QUSrZYBqA
0	Also it's amazing how a shower and Taco Bell can make you feel like a new person. @TacoBellProbbs
0	Visit #Tripplebeam #Music #Promotions @ http://t.co/AClm33f8HE #Michigan http://t.co/hDMt6Kpu8N
0	'nuff #Bob #Couldn039t #Not #Repin #Ross #tattoo|Please RT: http://t.co/3npPprWgTh http://t.co/HNNHaANRAU
0	HAPPY BIRTHDAY BECCA. I just looked through ALL of my pictures which you know is a ton and found my... http://t.co/2MMjzzsayV
0	Have you lost your zing? Working too hard? Check out my latest quickie: http://t.co/LgIdZ4Itcx|#dreamagain #habitually #internetmarketnewbie
0	Heartless Sanghi #Sarcasm"@Retributions: #IndiawithPakistan because a dumb nation deserves to be taken for a ride again and again. #Lakhvi"
1	I guess waking up every couple hours is cool |#not
0	#Is #There #Too #Much to #Do or #Are #You #Not #Delegating #Enough ? http://t.co/9YaBomBF6c
1	@Boeing, @SpaceX told to stop work under crew contracts #irony http://t.co/1Hyb70IATA
0	I need to get out of this car before I kill my dad.
0	Everytime I try to like Chris Brown he does something to royally eff that up. Dude is a chronic loose cannon #chrisbrown #Karrueche
0	#bedroom #decoration done lol #upstairs just needs a hoover... #Christmas 🎅 #decorations #downstairs #now xxx http://t.co/9qI6RIARJN
1	Look good feel good! #not #TeamNoSleep #cantopeneyes
0	How much did it cost to build #mygov #medicare? I see this way too often... http://t.co/N0Pdpiq1RQ
0	That sad moment you realize you're past the point of having all those presents under the tree. I wanna move back in.
0	So I may have had a "few" empties to recycle... ♻♻ |I ❤ #craftbeer http://t.co/qlZbtAcmOx
1	@PoliticalAnt @emthedivine @mark3labs @elyse4design @chixenman @Morning_Joe yet in Ferguson, MO the mayor and Gov are Dems. #irony
1	Abnormal professor walks in with the finals in a Zoloft bag #irony #psychhumor
0	@theandrewe in hereford but can't leave bambino alone!
1	@grimmers skiing in Regents Park much #not
0	Rejoice in knowing he is now in his new place...#not easy
0	When "make dua for me bro" turns into an hour long conversation
0	@_Liam_Walker_ @TheOxfordMail A thief, a liar, a vote rigger, mocks those who use food banks and an online bully #irony
0	What the hell has happened to Shahid Afridi in last couple of days? Left alone more bouncers than played, got a review right. #pakvnz
1	Sub is making class go by so slow that I feel like I am losing brain cells. #irony #substitute #MoveitAlong
0	http://t.co/OXybfwwWb6|PAID4posting- #Photography #Photoshop #Photos #Art #EyeCandy #Bible on #TSU 💁🎄🎅 ||#FOLLOW http://t.co/PzXG42petX
1	@HayekandHockey Yeah someone with Hayek and hockey in their name calling someone racist #irony @Txrebel05
0	The Rondo, Ellis, Parsons, Dirk, Chandler starting line up would be one of my favorites in league. Mavs should go all out for Rondo.
0	@IsaJennie @deray @Nettaaaaaaaa but of course it was. Cops could shoot a black man in front of a hospital & I bet you he'd still get no aid.
1	I love it when people ignore me. #sarcasm
0	Every you're a fucking cunt, lying cunt did I say cunt song is about you now. How cute is that #defo #not #pissed #off #nope
0	@kaylakrebs5 not you, you're on pain medications 😂
1	What a great Christmas. 😅 #not
0	i hate waking up in the mornings 😒#basicbrianna #not #an #early #bird
0	@clairebag8 yeah amazing night, I think he out till the death! I'll let u know xx
0	I wish I did better in high school
0	At the Toys for Lil Troops event for @USVeteransCorps donating toys to children of deployed and low income troops. http://t.co/IBkWl858EE
1	The song was 'don't cry for me Argentina' #irony
0	I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/MNIM6Qa5BE The Ubisoft Graduate Program - Gameplay Programming
0	I wonder how many people who visit food banks have huge TVs or are drunks? #freedomofspeech #foodbanks
0	#Alien dit : What is #Religion, it is a culture that has been invented by a #Fool who wanted to do everything that is #Not legal #Legally..
0	Lazying about in a hoody #WinterTimes
0	Forgot to enter #sarcasm
0	#A #tax #per mile? #Americans #should #not #allow #GPS #tracking #of #cars, #trucks: Watch out – as the new year... http://t.co/h1CuMqrFfZ
0	Long distance relationships are serious SH*t #not ayoba...
1	Happy Birthday to me! #imgettinold #not #ionlygetbetter ROLL TIDE! http://t.co/v8tWnYJJPB
0	We are MAD Gamers: http://t.co/QeupePJi6K | Follow @BlitzndizGaming #Wellington #NewZealand http://t.co/b3f83j2SAD
0	So not okay with DB's racist jokes.
0	#notcies #eu European Council: Press conference by Donald TUSK, Jean-Claude JUNCKER,, and Matteo RENZI, http://t.co/hHXQv23u65
1	@Metri_HennyKing u bragged all yr about having Peyton in 2 leagues only to get beat in the 1st round in both #irony 😂😂😂😂
0	The feeling you get, when you just wanna flip the table and screw the finals.
0	They working me so hard tonite
0	@francescapinder @girlposts this vine won't come up 😫😫😫
0	#Lance #Stephenson #not #traveling #with #team #on two-game #road #trip: Stephenson is still unable to run fully... http://t.co/Jbb0PJtWJy
1	Jeez I wish the government paid for my food. #not #EBTbitches
0	Hey @Enasni, some of your geeky/nerdy followers need #sarcasm marker on posts like that. Otherwise, they'll start doing exactly the same :)
1	Pretty Shitty day I'm gonna be soaked and full of mud and clay #iliketogetdirty #notreally #sarcasm
0	when you refer to yourself in the plural, you'll get that @RBRNetwork1 @billvanglahn @HondoLane @Dolphin__Man @jus1314tin @SpringThunder
1	That moment when the ad plays flawlessly but the video keeps buffering #irony #YouTube @YouTube
1	Gotta love a Romanian playing an improvised version of jingle bells in a minor key. Really sets the festive mood. #not
1	Perfect time to get sick 😢 #not
0	I'm giving up a lot of stuff to make sure others are happy . I wonder if anyone ever look past my appearance and see what I'm feeling 😩
0	Merry Christmas to all my friends and family... Santa just finished at my house!! http://t.co/0wD2HH7JpS
0	http://t.co/9OaDmAo6uY <-Video $ #SmartPhone can pay you to post!||#iphone #samsung #S4 #S3 #ipad #tablet #mlm|Start@ http://t.co/SgHR1XvKbd
0	I see the #irony of MY LAST 3 TWEETS COMBINED was lost entirely on a certain someone... Faith in humanity: -3% :(
0	Lol hilarious pic RT @WizGameEnt: What a game! @WashWizards win! http://t.co/9BJVI8V4Hx
0	You've set yourself some target to achieve there like love #hot or #not http://t.co/IbXXkKRsto
0	Change is a Process, ||#Not an Event dafuq you thinking
1	My son gave me a cold......again!!! Yay! #sarcasm #NotExcitedAboutThisShitAtAll
0	A #sale is #not #something you #pursue, it's #what #happens to you #while you are #immersed in #serving your... http://t.co/ojFVxXxilw
1	@zainabimam "Malala is fake and planted by the US coz Pakistan is perfectly safe for kids going to school" #PeshawarAttack #Sarcasm
0	Seriously has the #BBL04 got the tallest on ground interviewers of all time #talltowers #sevenfoot
0	#Funny #18+ Turn On aquabreeze:||disgustinghotels:||#not all men http://t.co/F4OEPX8uob
1	Yay jury duty 😒 #sarcasm
0	i may have played a part, but i wont take sole credit ;) @Hankin57 @Chief1787
0	@Sharm33n @DJNoreenKhan I thought it was, what I call, the wet look lol
1	A burned tongue is a lovely way to start the day #sarcasm #ouch
1	Literally functioning on 4 hours of sleep and I feel great 😄 !! #Not #CollegeisKillingMe #OneMoreWeek
0	When ya mates dad starts poking you on Facebook #Cringe 😲😬
1	The #irony is anti state ppl will claim the little man (hacker) won when in reality the state won #sony
1	#HowToGetUnfollowed Post pictures or videos of you smoking. Especially blowing smoke at the camera. #SoCool #Not #GTFO
0	These refs are pissing me off. They seriously have no idea of what's going on.
0	has anyone visualised the different colours and flavours of twitter streams? kinda lipmus test.
0	Psychic Advice weekdays at 9am (PDT) on Psychic View Radio..call in 347-850-1494 to ask YOUR question http://t.co/JCowWkMNQH #BlogTalkRadio
1	So ill. It actually hurts to breathe. Still that nice long walk to the station did me the world of good #not
1	@DarlaMiles7 then later he snuggles up to The Royals with giddy glee #Irony
1	Blue skies, warm air, and the royal accommodation! #WhatMoreDoesOneNeed #Education? #Not... http://t.co/mEtHUIaAtR http://t.co/CsW0rfhGZZ
1	it's International Human Rights Day #irony
1	So Jeremy Irons and Alan Rickman are BOTH in Marrakech just one week before I'm going there #everythingisfine #not #sonot
0	@TheLuluLife I take it you're not in England then ; )
0	#smile for the #photo #ok they said #boys #trouble #funny #football #kids #adorable #friends http://t.co/cy47YlcTJS
0	When hailey I play trivia crack she wants the sports & entertainment while I aim for the science and history hahahah
1	@houselanguage Thanks for pirating my music! :D #not
0	Welcome to the surrealist estate agency!! http://t.co/IcLOrQ0P8d
0	#Average #Ball #Not #Party #Ping #Pong #homedecor Please RT: http://t.co/t4r61YQf6t http://t.co/UIsU74KGLV
0	The fucking car just gave up..! #car #died #not-happy
1	I like the feeling when people thinks they're 2 steps ahead of me... But the truth is they're miles and miles behind me AHAHAHAHA |#sarcasm
1	BM "gives me" from 3 pm to 8 pm with my son today, that's fair huh? #NOT!
1	@Mr_laddu and if Marathi man speak hindi to Chu*** samajhte hai #irony
1	Lesson learnt? Herd of sheep who fought over TVs on #BlackFriday struggling to sell them http://t.co/OMXl5ZPOdY #irony #capitalism
1	Tomorrow three test signature.|Thank you. |#school #sarcasm
1	So #GuardiansOfPeace win by threatening to destroy the #peace!!!, what a #irony
0	My babygirl has an imaginary friend it's so cute to watch her talk to it.
0	#UKArtistOnly @1071WnegRadio @ProclamationMTS @DatUrbanConnect present. #UKUntoldStory #MIXTape #GetOn #DUCMG
0	@wakkatidus1234 They say #not #responsible and your #NotWorthIt to offer even $10 #discounts for the worst #customerservice I have ever had!
0	Thanks GORI-san|#djgori #not for sale http://t.co/g09TZY3oHO
0	We may be some time. #Hibernot #Not http://t.co/n5z2IXabq9
0	@clarkeysntfc @lawsondath92 @GregorRoberts0n @coach_carts @Cressy_36 @tozer_ben I'm still going to Exeter whether they care or not
0	@TorontoStar: NDP to introduce bill to make OHIP public #not appropriate # confidentiality
0	Oregon marching band playing @steveaustinBSR music. #awesome #OregonDucks #OregonvsFloridaState #RoseBowl2015
0	@lisawhybourn we don't have a good enough singles depth atm to even account for doubles the problem has never been doubles always singles
1	Yay yet another week with a child home from school ill! Just a hint of #Sarcasm to brighten my day.
0	#SMILES when there is #MONEY|#SCOWLS when there is #NOT|#RECOGNITION when there is #MONEY|#IGNORANCE when there is #NOT|⛪🏦💵 🏥💰🚓👊💥|"'💔#GOD$💔"
0	@AntearousGaming hey I seen u have followed me and I was going to ask to check out my channel and help me with a shoutout for subscribers ??
0	Urban Glam High Heel Earrings $7|Leave email for invoice http://t.co/SeRfVp5XZf
1	Gotta love being lied to.... #not
0	@JustQueenVee @deray Ladies wouldn't use that language.But I guess you are not one.
0	@RosieMorse I hate you lol
0	I didn't know it's your territory I really. .. WHAT ARE YOU DOIN- no. . Please don't shoot at me I. .
0	Shopping day with Ms 15 today. Her haul included new Docs, eyeliner, bras, new issue Frankie mag, and half of Kikki K. Tired and broke now.
0	Sweet jeebus! MT @NWSOPC CryoSat & Jason-2 confirm very high to phenomenal seas generated by North Atlantic low http://t.co/Y4JmUbLJpa
0	Hyper at 1AM when I really should be getting rest #ohwhale 🐋🐳
1	We were miles apart,but you found me, now we are close enough, still apart #irony
0	Drinking a Southern Triangle IPA by @RoughDraftBrew at @yardhouse -- http://t.co/G2sIEm7ZSV
1	American Red Cross van "together we can save lives..." And the driver is smoking. #irony
0	@TheBravesAddict @Braves It also makes me want to post this... http://t.co/CGE2VlixTY
1	#birthcontrol #lol #wtf #whatisbirthcontrol @planb great commercial #sarcasm
1	Oh how I love working in Baltimore #not
0	Fans watch #tylerfarr in concert at @amaliearena #countrymusic #throwdown1035 #tampa http://t.co/czBbGnn3DU
1	So I'm the school nurse today. And I have a fever. #irony
0	#BBC #News -- #USA -- #Jeb #Bush to #explore #White #House #bid. http://t.co/WVJHuUKStc
1	Thanks for the dick pic, really, thanks. #Sarcasm
0	@Margoandhow @imalexbeamyrnot spawn of Larry Ellison aka World's Worst Human
1	Really loves dentist appointments. #sarcasm
0	Now to write a JavaScript RegExp that allows . and ' in e-mail addresses... http://t.co/HE3NTbhTpQ
0	@emm_pearce @Napwell 3 more nights 3 more nights 😬😬😬 #londoncalling http://t.co/oZt0e541P9
0	@Abelv03 @KWAPT A lot of factors at play but I think you do retain him at max. Hopefully the FT's hurt his market a bit, selfishly speaking.
0	@Adsy_1 You're a tough bugger ;p
1	I'm shocked that Mark May doesn't think the Buckeyes should be in the playoff!!! #Sarcasm
1	Google scholarship application kept crashing in Chrome. Opened it in IE, finished application without incident. #irony
0	http://t.co/gpnFUXyZ2f #AnalFrench #Chocolate Chocolate babe gets dicks in asshole
1	Set my alarm for PM not AM...guess you could say I've got my life together #not sorry @PE_Tweetcher #Pearlburg mom and Jesus
0	Just entered the @bbcstrictly competition for tickets to the final! Fingers crossed @theandrewe
1	Gun nut yells at cops conducting DUI checkpoint, later hit by drunk driver on way home #irony #karma http://t.co/3EAMnVETe1
0	@ollielocke for the #yoga people out there, this is a Down Faced Dog dinner! #MerryChristmas http://t.co/fP25vVmS0z
1	Have you ever seen the like?? 'Republican move' that will 'effectively rob the royal family', Kate's 32k meal #irony http://t.co/BiGb5u44Eh
1	It's snowing in Chicago #whitechristmas #not
1	Oh I just love when I wake up with a migraine 😒 #not #needmeds
0	Oh Oh mum is #not #going to be #pleased #littletike http://t.co/5Q01FsYjCW"
1	Its a shame on an off day that the NFL doesnt have any interesting stories and isnt getting any attention. NOT #sarcasm
0	Felicitats http://t.co/SnKpTNHwJ7 #Penedesfera #notcies
1	Cook and England rudderless at the death. Seven games and we've got progressively worse! Can't wait 'till they arrive here for WC #sarcasm
0	#we are #not #perfect but it is #neccesary for #us to #be the #best # version of #ourselves http://t.co/3IO7qLK0lr
0	Happy Holidays! (this is officially our Christmas card) #BestFriend #UglySweaterBarCrawl http://t.co/ECiscYDW4X
0	@restlessduncan @SR_Duncan At least you got my joke
0	@valb00: It's 2015. Why am I still manually turning on/off WiFi, Bluetooth, NFC, etc..? #fb yep
0	@bigedh456 thanks babe, hope you have a good one too 💕🎊🎊
0	This nigga knocced back 6 shots of Henny lastnight ! @king_macjay http://t.co/oPMLzS4OuY
0	'Tis the season for tablets! I entered the #tabletsforall contest to win a tablet gift pack. Check it out: http://t.co/4erdSJRFoW
0	#notcies #eu Commissioner Creu reassures Committee of the Regions: Junckers investment plan will complement coh... http://t.co/GHhKvB2hbN
1	Is there a "like" tab on me? I'm not a facebook status to be liked by people... #sarcasm #RudeButTrue
0	Bestiestest. *teary-eyed* THE KING IS COMING! My God's not dead, He's surely alive! #God's #not #dead #faith http://t.co/6fG08vi4Lp
0	#Johnny #Football #time #is #not #a #fun time #any #more: The Cleveland Browns went into Sunday's game against the... http://t.co/Vm4E3dKexF
0	@cavs THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! Awesome Win CAVS!!!!!!
1	08:01am on the dot and the buzzer rings #helloworld #not #sleepy #tired #nothanks
0	@Naaaauds Now I have a game Monday, Tuesday, friday and Saturday 😭😭
0	@FireInTheLyons Go you! #not Home until the 1st Jan. So excited!
0	Photo: Tuxedo Jumpsuit Sizes:Small-Large Color:Black Price:$65.00 Leave email and size for invoice http://t.co/wZ5qR1PIDB
0	#Analysis -- #Economic #issues #whip #up #Israelis #in #chocolate #pudding #election. http://t.co/5Fw5ymVB35 via @reuters
0	@SR_Duncan Three minutes is better than no minutes
1	Found my motivation... Aka the back of my eye lids, by accident. Boy, me and @Kels_efollin are some winners. #not #senioritisisreal #losers
0	The ones that caught me by surprise were the ones I didn't expect #duh #redundantredundant
0	This time last year...shiid was hella funny...unforgettable #khwaaaa
0	Hoar frost is challenging for some to spell.
0	@AusPublica @KateOnTheGo Your views are not right wing or left wing...just vile.
1	@ramzaruglia @gamergater7685 Ah the 2014 #GamerGate Ebola campaign. How many people did we kill? #sarcasm
1	Where is the promise of "peace on earth" in this? "Lord, Thy Kingdom come, Thy will be done." http://t.co/sSYoNx0IAo #Advent #terror #irony
0	YOU are violent, it shows in your tweets @RBRNetwork1 @JoeHilgerman @Anan_VII @1_Free_Man @ABPT_Rocket
1	Gael 'pro at presentations' Anderson #not #choke
1	Nothing says nature like the relentless sound of AM commuter traffic #fthunter #AMdogfun #not@allpeaceful
0	#notcies #eu Cleaner air would offer major health benefits in the Balkans http://t.co/ddhYo37IRd
1	Loving how dominant the SEC is #Pause ..... #Not
1	Best Christmas Eve news: I have a half sister. 😂👍 #sarcasm #thanksdad
0	Brother💙 we don't look alike #not #frère #family #lovehim http://t.co/nCAt8xXqxQ
0	Looking at the stairs & imaging that scary dark creature coming up freaks me out
0	@GalloSays at least there's a good football game on with zero chance of either of our teams losing lol
0	we are all the same race, HUMAN the only race supported by the Human Genome Project @CalFreedomMom @RBRNetwork1 @msnbc @CNN @dkuck15138
1	Throwing up is exactly what I want to be doing at 7:30am... 😷😷😷 #not
1	Well this is great.. #sarcasm|Illinois Passes Bill That Makes It Illegal To Record The Police http://t.co/FZaY2AVx9t
0	@ollielocke now, to remember which book... #goodluck
0	@ArianaGicPerry Ahem... yeah.. something like that ;)#irony is one of the few things keeping sanity when facing RU propaganda. #CrazyIvan
1	so glad I came to work at 7:30am for all the customers that are here!!!!!! #not #itsdead
0	Still time to enter our @ErinCondren planner giveaway courtesy of @MyFairDaily & @Kallie_E http://t.co/s0mSVqtpXu #bbloggers #lbloggers
0	Check out the new novel Black Beauties by Eureka Johnson on http://t.co/i41rA7tPwm or http://t.co/myWiVY4Juv
0	@deray Definitely not...racism is systematic and entrenched in every American institution..also in black/white binary construction
0	Forest Hills Drive on my playlist naw....
1	Full on man flu just in time for a weekend of work!! #awesome #sarcasm #coldandflu
1	@JeffDauler @Scottydons87 the cop also had prior misconduct charges. But, ya know, that's ok #sarcasm
1	Zuma reads the quote "People are not fighting for ideas, they fight for material benefits. To live in peace." #Irony #YCLNationalCongress
1	Because a field trip two days before finals is exactly what I need #not
0	sony emails tells me a few things. wealthy, high powered business(wo)men are ugly people, stupid & need to learn how to spell. #SonyHack
1	I wonder what triggered the anxiety? #sarcasm
1	Love waking up to no heat in my apartment #not #socold
1	Nice weather for today.. #not 😠
1	Decided I'd go to bed "early" for once. I've been laying here since 2 am. Yet the total amount of sleep I've had all week is 10 hrs. #irony
0	I have a very annoying bluetick for sale. 8 yrs old. Needs babied and a bath. #sarcasm
0	Check out> @stefjamesmusicÃ¢â"¬Â¦music that makes you feel something. #London #UK
1	@BarryBlackNE I don't think the Hereditary Baronet wants to encourage a something-for-nothing culture :-$ #irony
0	@SherrodbCSN for the brothers ah-ite. http://t.co/45XujGb7XF
0	@RandBallsStu @floyding I mean Zach is a teacher, amirite?
1	Wash hands with water? MOH is rubbing this on everyone's face? #irony http://t.co/sPgfZZIqLO
0	Someone tell me where tf to find a fried chicken ornament bc this shit is necessary http://t.co/lIqfhFe0Vl
0	My body refuses to sleep. #fucccck
1	Decemberbessen #not #fail #footprint sorry.... http://t.co/wsoYa1Wu1J
0	@onherperiod: hey sorry im late i didnt want to come #myperiod
0	LOL lets see if he actually READS it|@Laura_Charlii @RBRNetwork1 @Graves9
1	Not everyone's really for you no matter how long you knew them . And not everyone's a bad person just because it's been a short time. #irony
0	Less than a week til the ultimate squad is back together #RogersAndDalhauser @maxbertellotti http://t.co/fHM4CQT6Lv
0	Yeah, you're a grown up & at times feel very nostalgic towards your Bachpan. Iife's handiwork!!
0	Mike Smith and Brian Hoyer walk into a bar. They sit down and at the same time say "I told you it wasn't all my fault" #Coyotes #Browns
0	Someone discovered that they do indeed have a tail and that it is, in fact, fun to play with http://t.co/szKw1asSrT
1	Scoped out a new route on today's 5k. But oh.. the crowds, the traffic, the noise 😄 #not... http://t.co/yYGdZiRwfZ
1	I bet Joel Embiid is psyched to come back from his injury to play for the worst team in NBA history. #Sarcasm
0	@Trags Blount also out. You would think this could be the game that White gets some action. I guess not.
1	final labs coursework submitted!! now to treat myself by catching up with the whole semester's lectures #winning #not
1	@PRoseish_2 @mcspocky more people are in prison because of drug related crimes. But you know gun crime is up #sarcasm
0	@Vh1Supersonic @armshouseninja @UKF |*Everything is crossed*|#ChristmasGift |#BassFace http://t.co/x54n9zP12K
0	@CeciAlbiceleste @MarinaOLoughlin #apologies *scoffs humble pie*
0	@holyroodmandy @jimmurphymp @scottishlabour problem solved no more reading out at FMQ what someone at WM wrote #irony
0	#tbt #not Dedicated to those days we DONT want to throwback to. Like this evil cold November day at... http://t.co/XX2tszIP77
1	Today is going to be a great day . #not. 😔
1	@MTNza so apparently twitter is free... so why is my data being depleted using twitter? #not impressed
0	@KalobTaulien @twitter Yes on Auto-messagers No to #FollowBackers ... They make me money over on TSU. Thx your post||http://t.co/ALSThKb1pG
0	@AndrewDBailey Tough crowd. Josh Smith was tremendous tonight.
0	@kevinperry Would be also great if David teamed up with his old man again at the Carols, similar to a few years back.#Greatdou in both cases
1	Taking a hour to shit is always a good thing. #not
1	My entire career has been devoted to being a BOSS in beating corruption, but I get beat in a corrupt election #Irony #SoCloseTilden #1Vote
1	Yay I just love this time of the month...! #Sarcasm
0	Finished the year strong with a good bike workout! Missed a lot this year resting my shoulder--hoping for better in 2015. Happy new year.
0	@neverczarina trying hard to be fragile and petite. Hahaha. Happy new year liabeeeeee more clingy moments 😂😂😂
0	@AYJamal_ yes, you got the point. :( it's like, as the time passes we're growing into some kind of beasts.
1	Someone took my lucky hat today, yay, isn't that fun... #sarcasm #IhopeIGetItBack
0	@MohammadFarooq_ grateful for this encouragement :))
0	@Espngreeny @espngolic "pit players v. victims?" How dare the NFL put a divide between men and the women and children they beat? #sarcasm
1	@ProgressMich kids don't need schools! Schools just turn them into gay atheists, gaytheists, if you will. #sarcasm
0	@TonyBrown03 @bigedh456 @ParkzTheDon hmmmm. I wouldn't say she has tits 😁
1	Did you know iOS 8 features custom keyboards? #sarcasm http://t.co/JhuwHjleiu
0	Tax & NI on your wage slip is like Jim Bowen on bullseye goin "look what you coulda won" #rubbingitin #crap http://t.co/3zJlaxxgUu
0	Today stats: One follower, No unfollowers and followed 2 people via http://t.co/3h4S1RT3hh
1	@kiersttt22 yeah I do. But you know there's this thing called an all nighter and apparently I wanna pull one #not
0	It has #not #been #seen www.MonsterMMORPG. com since. progoneate follow @MonsterMMORPG #mariland http://t.co/Mq4r8Kbgb1
0	I've visited 19 #US #States, 2 #Canadian #Provinces, & 11 #Countries total. (Not the most, but not bad.)
1	Just a @ScienceDaily article re: a robot arm you can control with your mind. Meh. Nothing huge. #sarcasm #science http://t.co/AK4bAorhBc
0	That awkward moment when you plane your whole day around your Golf Class, and it gets cancelled! #stupidrain
1	@TSTG11 @Shweta_97 @AparnaRam_ same here. Tryin to link d convos bt another tweet cums up. #Sarcasm is the only wrd repeated.😂😂😂😂😂
1	Shitty drivers are always fun. #not
1	@RanjeniM Just realised we missed it too. In the middle of a tech troubleshooting mission to get an article on Madiba up on the site. #irony
0	Putting good things in my mind for lunch today instead of just internet junk. Oh, and tweeting. Tweeting good for building tribe.
1	Anybody using their rights to protest legally gets the law thrown at them. & the ones who do the crimes don't. That's #Irony #NotJustice
1	~I'm not closed-minded, I'm just dogmatic~ #sarcasm #contradictions
0	Sometimes it's #not about being #Cocky.. 😏😼 It's abt knowing what ur #Capable of & #doing it...... http://t.co/jmWKGojRNp
1	A Puppet at the #PTI rally wanting to make #NayaPakistan #irony http://t.co/3kAny6qhKr
0	I can't even begin to explain my frustration. 😒
0	Goes both ways #make #love #not #war #peace http://t.co/fXUKcP3j2y... http://t.co/rxeVfBShsH
1	Fighting over chargers is definitely how I wanted to start my day.😒 #not
0	I had the most broke friends in undergrad now these fools get a lil money and want to act uppity as ever
0	That's comfortably the most stonewall penalty I've ever seen.. What are these refs on? #hadone #Stoke
0	Don't think that you can just use my boyfriend when you have noone else...#not#on#my#watch
0	Everybody's Talking about Snow and I'm just Sitting Here and the only Snow around is on our Cars.. #snow #not
1	My coach is so supportive. "tighten your belt, pick up the weight and just do it." #sarcasm #ithinkhehatesmesomedays #itsmostlylove
0	Still in da process #drawing #sketch #fishkoi #tattoo #not #yet #finish http://t.co/ZtoXiSYXgs
1	Cause I love going to bed alone every night.. #not
0	If Comes From The #heART Then They EXPRESS it, Connect @the3rdeyeBrand or http://t.co/MFGlfnDGRk #thankyou #3rdeyebrand
1	Kid who tried stealing tools from me is now mad cuz someone took his hot sauce out of the fridge at work #Irony
1	EmoPostAhead lol the sucky thing about seeing beauty in everything? You see the beauty in a liar #BeautifulLiar #lovethwayyoulie #NOT
0	@naomiwgrossman You blew my mind on #AHSFREAKSHOW You're brilliant.
1	This team would finish fourth. #Irony #Arsenal #Afc
0	8 of our favorite smartphone highs and lows of 2014 http://t.co/5Wa92n1pPs
0	@KateOnTheGo Things also go slowly when you are waiting for them especially!
1	Few #relations are by #chance, few are by #choice and few are by #Facebook!! #irony
1	what a lovely perma-fall we're having here in milwaukee. #not #doomandgloom #gimmesnow
1	Driving into town on very well cleaned country road I see a tow truck veer off too far to shoulder & get sucked into ditch. #Irony
0	Grace is a free spirited 8 yr old with the most humble heart. Aspiring model/actress, she also enjoys #piano and dance.Follow> @GraceLeeahB
0	Mondaiiis to fridaiis without Huweyyyyyy #do #NOT #like http://t.co/eY6n4SeS9M
0	Love it when my mans on a cleaning spree.. Saves me doing it 👌😘😘😘
1	You could say after today I'm officially necrophelic #LatinFinal #justajoke #not intodeadthings
0	Equal justice for all...unless you are Black during the Obama administration. http://t.co/8ELZkTarZZ via @foxnewspolitics
1	tried to export an azure vm, well that went ok #sarcasm #vmcorrupt #thankyoumicrosoft #startalloveragain
0	#forgive #others #not #because they #deserve #forgiveness #you #peace love this from @i2imovement #words #wisdom ... http://t.co/MjXdZCZDud
0	Hardest parking i've probably ever done! #screwyousmallparkinglot
1	I guess Paul didn't have buns, hon. #EatenAlive #not @Discovery
1	An 'important' call from the council about a form we did 3 months ago is just what I need an hour before we head off to Disneyland. #not
1	Laptop speakers are too quiet for music & simply too loud for porn 😒 !#Irony
1	@AskPlayStation returning my brand new ps4 thanks to your faulty security. #goodjob #not
1	Most of us didn't focus in the #ADHD lecture. |.|#irony
0	#farage a t1t in public who doesnt agree with seeing t1ts in public #breastfeeding #irony
0	@SR_Duncan @OreoSpeedwagon_ Ah ok. Well I hope things keep going well with person A x
1	@fbhw great story about the student trying to get the teacher fired!!#sarcasm#moron#storywasstupid
1	@charleswhite816 @DelbartonHockey I will let @bshatel know - I'm sure he is shaking/quaking in his boots. #not
1	@ParasiteCoD maybe you should grind the gym man #not #calling #you #fat
0	@OhSoSylvie start with India , I need to be somewhere they don't speak great English so I don't have to say much lol
0	I'm officially making today "Single men get a smoothie" day because that's who my customers have been all day.
1	My favorite thing is waking up at 4 and driving 20 minutes in the snow just to see this bitch ass #Not #PaneraProTeam http://t.co/qebtDSVoRT
1	#Irony: "The elections are not over zero VAT, but about whether there will be a Zionist or extremist country here". http://t.co/SxRoXLVspP
0	Katie pisses me off so bad #TheApprentice
1	K. Michelle said Lil Kim is Plastic but 65% of her body is fake and silicone. Kim went Plat on PayPal but K has never SEEN platinum. #Irony
0	Rest in peace riff God! #Dimebag #Darrell #is #not #dead #pantera
0	@WorldDiaMark @RamiBaron let's #not #forget the #origin of a #diamond in #relation with #humanrights #bigdata
0	John Stockton in a commercial?!! Holy crap! #NBABallot
0	I have this weird urge to buy a hamster
1	I love it when people try to tell me that Oakland is so much easier than other schools 😡 #not
0	@robinhosking where did THAT come from?!
0	Somebody has filled my head with snot & used a cheese grater on the back of my throat during the night #unimpressed
0	I am downloading #AdvancedWarfare now!! Can't play it until 22nd of December tho :/ #Exams
0	@JohnPUTCH @CougarTownRally @CourteneyCox @bobclendenin @MrJoshHopkins @IBGomez I am so immensely sad about this.
1	@TrevorDickerson but hey we could just kill their kids in a drone strike cause that strategy seems to b working so well and #not
1	Get on the work bus, driver turns his music on and the first song on is 'another day in paradise' #irony
0	my brother did this. now I hate my brother even more. |#jk #not #stilljk #fatbro http://t.co/ec8j6cy281
0	Absolutely no #ALP or @jrobertsonmp fan, but seriously many have done this before him & many will. #Scapegoat #Excuse he was a lame duck
0	Support @Singleology101 reveal the truth behind Love, sex and drama visit http://t.co/zNVC7fpIFf
1	Lots of people tweeting pictures from their cars of their snowy commutes to work, whilst saying "stay safe" Oh, the #irony!
0	@TonyRohrs they've spread their positions off with long feeder cattle! #sarcasm
0	It's all about Twitter #not a clue
0	@ban_postgate though, I suspect you don't actually care about the truth, so whatever, go troll someone else ;-)
1	@KaylaBattaglia thanks I thought it was tomorrow #not #iknow #notthepoint
1	She talkin bout gender roles and we're the narrow minded ones #Irony
0	@FleurEast @lilyallen and why wouldn't you be after THAT performance!
1	Yay for cars having a case of the Mondays. #not
0	http://t.co/a4D9w4xpBs #AnalTryouts #Sensational Sensational blondie chick gets anally smashed in a threesome
1	Just woken up after 16 hour night shift to no gas. Looks like microwave meal and cold shower for me today. Woo!|#sarcasm #fml
0	Tulisa has really made herself ugly #xfactor
1	A well known sci communicator is exaggerating the claims of a study into PR exaggerating the claims of scientific studies... #irony
0	Because #LOGICALLY, that does #NOT #fully #compute. If they wear #LESS #PROTECTION for a "#DEADLY #VIRUS" & do #NOT "#get" #EBOLA as result?
0	Last night watch for 2014!! That deserves 💣'r breakfast dram. @Bowmore 17yr from @ADRattrayWhisky #scotch #Islay http://t.co/69ROwqkilU
0	can I just own an isle far away from here where my house is stunningly beautiful with only some closed ppl who appreciates me as a human
0	If only I could be a cooler kid xp lol I'm such a nerd #can #i #know #when #im #not #gonna #get #rejected
1	@mfouesneau It's so the speaker remembers their talk's over. Otherwise how would they know? #sarcasm
1	Murdered baby, black man in US, kids in Thailand and a woman's body in Avon gorge. It's a jolly day for news today #sarcasm
0	the struggle of writing this article and studying for this journalism final is killer.
1	@andygreencre8iv @_BARRYISLAND_ Pulled by White Van Man by the looks of it. Yuk .. so naff. That keeps the magic of xmas alive..#NOT
1	I'm so sore, work tomorrow is gonna be fun.. #not
0	@pembertonx just lost a fiver already on the early kick off, cheers Forrest :)
0	So glad I'm off work tonite🙋
0	Lol my mom can't text and talk at the same time 😆
0	@Dizzle729 ahh... the hill. I seem to remember (sort of) mud sliding down that hill at many a Buffet / Steve Miller concert. #GoodTimes
0	Please snow let us get out of dance early
0	Why is there evidence of a stripper in my house yet I see no stripper in my house 😑💔 http://t.co/2KjUs8rotA
0	Beach hangs with my bffz http://t.co/o8WR5zO2lg
1	How can u miss something u never had?||#randomthoughts #miss #irony |http://t.co/G5jLy9IKqn
1	#Mahathir, one of the godfathers of Asian values, Malaysians are "stupid", don't know how to run an airline #irony http://t.co/KzR6aAtrBo
0	Love these guys! RT @jamieyuccas: Tried to get the whole family in! #selfiestick @derushaj http://t.co/HUNHD89TTB
0	So baffled that WWE wrestling is still as popular as it is. All my friends went to the show in DC. I stopped watching like 12 years ago!
0	@mgutowski63 just check out the buttons, see what they do. And follow me back 😜
0	@HollyManthei no one really says that
0	@dhawanvijoy The ones who did this, and the ones who support this,cannot be human.RADICAL Islam =Satan's Army.#PeshawarAttack
1	@WendyWilliams that's some bullshit that's a complete rip off for those items. And I bet some of u idiots really that's a good sale. #NOT
0	Do you want to be right? |Or do you want to be happy?
1	I like to think of myself as a broken down Justin Bieber - my philosophy professor, everyone. #sarcasm
0	@randomnessIsIs > matters we may exert or influence a change. But friendships aren't progressed this way. Some natural affinity is needed.
0	@mhairiduncan8 just trying to confuse you all 😘
1	20 years ago I arrived in CR, happy to leave behind all the malls and rampant materialism of the US. Went xmas shopping in PRG today #irony
0	again, your myth of "racist DNA" is still only a figment of your delusional imagination @RBRNetwork1 @GodlyPghDad @Anan_VII @JoeHilgerman
0	http://t.co/xJ3EIw6UG4 #NOT SO UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATER HUNTER'S RUN SANTA'S SLEIGH OVER THE ROOFTOPS http://t.co/RGydbEK0h2
0	I know who I am. I am not perfect. I'm not the most beautiful woman in the world. But I'm one of them. #women #not #perfet|-Mary J. Blige
1	@anamyid @i_contemplate_ @left_liberal effigies of jesus or allah..... when she herself hadnt kept any of d hindu gods #irony
1	I have three exams today lets gooooo! #School #Sarcasm #Swag
0	Today was a very good day in Iceland.
1	Welll helllo fever. Id say 103 is feelin real good today #not
0	I feel and look like shit. #rainyday #nomakeup #sorrynotsorry http://t.co/xxPU1lb2ki
0	Today's NCAA action on the way.
0	@StephHammy @ZacapaRum lol.. Old enough to know better... Young enough to do it again
1	Monday morning inspiration! #sarcasm #itstruetho #donttrustnobody #iwokeuplikethis... http://t.co/DQeFbx80v5
0	My mom is the most annoying person I know. I know you're gonna read this since you creep my account, s/o to my mom #idc#istillloveyou
0	@MoAnsar @LouiseMensch Talking to yourself again Mo #Irony
1	@Latinos4PP @CecileRichards @HHSLatino @CuidadoDeSalud @LULAC @EnrollAmerica #irony #oxymoron "planned parenthood" nothing abt parenting
0	Who said that birthday girl can't celebrate the next day??? ☺️☺️ #celebrating #always #nighout #birthdaygirl... http://t.co/P5Ex0ONecU
0	@Arlo2121 yep, overall it was a great show live. ending of the TLC match was fubar, and the stairs match was terrrible.
0	Video: #im#not#the#only#one#you#think#im#crazy# ahhhhhh http://t.co/uzznJHKepA
1	Trying to eat crackers on the quiet floor likeee.. Maybe if I chew slower no one will notice..#not
1	Woke up with my foot the size of a balloon, that's just what I needed.. #not #ouch
0	#Celtics RT @ShannonMoorer: And then there were none http://t.co/UV8jQ7OEd1
0	Image via We Heart It https://t.co/KOZ2pho18Y #feelings #not #people #telling http://t.co/jBDXQEDjbi
0	No one talks like I do , No one thinks like I do , No moves like I do #ConorMcgregor #Ufc #Quotes
0	No doubt. Main Stream Media, Obama, Holder, DeBlasio et al have the blood of those cops on their hands. http://t.co/Ghsm9Zy7KW
1	@coreybking thanks for the spoiler!!!! #not
1	Congress just screwed us but it's a great day in the District because we got another stadium! #sarcasm
0	#AdvancedWarfare is so much better than any FPS released in 2014 XD
0	It's always the little things that's attracts me
0	@ManUtdstholder @hunts9 You're #not familiar #with Matt Busby, #then. Lol.
1	Highly inflamed stomach is just what I like #not
0	I think about Disney World just about every day. #missit #myhappyplace
1	almost 72 hs of a kid asking for his christmas gift and zero answers from @AskPlayStation thank you guys! you are awesome #not
0	... Can#do#no#more#not#usually#a#quitter#only#so#much#can#be#thrown#at#me!
0	@HallieCiera Well maybe if you werent such a noob you would be up talking to me at 2:30 in the morning :P
0	#not insured
1	Horray to working all weekend! #sarcasm #ohwell 💰💰👍😏
0	@chantalireland thankfully not full cold.. Just one side down. Getting the full vitamin netty pot combo blast now
0	HELLO Wednesday! BY THE WAY IT'S December 10, 2014 at 02:15PM! (just a random information)
1	I do hope you Anti #GamerGate'rs will sleep better, knowing that sabotaging charities would make you more respectable in society. #sarcasm
0	Haha guess my tweet was ok then. Are you back in training @charliejnwalker
1	13 voice mails at work is always lovely #not
1	Sick on Christmas YAYYYY #not
0	How were your #holidays? We'd love to hear all about them!
1	Ah yes. Just what I wanted today- a pounding migraine. #Sarcasm
0	Munching cheese like its Christmas #stiltonoverload
1	#Hazard worker training. 1st break there was 3 doz donuts and half class outside to smoke. #fail #nomealfitters #irony @MealFit @CrossFit
0	The thought of work tonight really kills that Friday feeling.
1	The thirstiest of thirst buckets calling other people thirsty 😒 #irony
0	@AfterGrogBlog #pantsdowntiggy was his crime. Pixelation #moot or #irony
0	#notcies #eu Green determined to block Hinkley Point - Green determined to block Hinkley Point Copyright EP 2013.... http://t.co/1koLDjISq3
0	I've got a right thirst on... #NewsYearsEve
1	Love the fact that I turned off my alarm this morning and slept till so freaking late #not
0	#mcfc trying to kill their opponents.
0	#Seen #a #headline #about #a #doctor #that #starts #with #"Doctor #who..."? #Why #not #stick #your #head #in #the #toilet #and #pull #the...
1	@SusanCalman @ClaireofThorpe Yet no "dog in the manger" that actually makes it a dog in a manger story #Irony
1	#Irony http://t.co/yeIqA3NfS1 Reverend tells kids that Santa is not real why declaring a sky fairy is because a book says so. #LOL
1	Laborers in the San Joaquin Valley, one of the most productive farming regions in the world, suffer from food insecurity. #irony #poverty
1	I think my friend just sent @FrankieBallard a snapchat of me drinkin water, cuz she's fun like that #sarcasm #rehydratewhenyadehydrate #brat
1	Girls won't answer their phone when I'm calling them bc they think I'm calling them in early but I'm actually calling to cut them #irony
1	@GMA make sure you don't say Christmas!! The decorate for the holiday. #sarcasm #itisachristmastree
1	Re: prison book ban - Of course Grayling is also trying to ban Judicial Reviews #irony
1	Rolled out of bed for closing.... #ilookreallygood #not
1	Watching VT and Cincy - qb for VT with (GODS) down left arm (GIFT) down right arm. - #irony #howmanygods #punctuationmatters
1	you seem super smart MT "@GrannyMarried: @Docjp @JoAnnEileen ||#NO #BLEEDING happening in #WaterBoarding = it's #Not #Torture"
0	@Nialljenk8 Cheers bro! Top man 🙋
0	Even getting cooked breakfast.. Hes defo up to something 😕😮😆😆
0	ROFLMAO yeah, OOPS is right @Gumlegs @RBRNetwork1 @blacktalkradio @jumbopaperclips
1	Coin ! LeCoinCanard: Coin ! LeCoinCanard: Coin ! have a wank over this hashtag: Fazzanelli: JeffRoylat have a wank over this hashtag #Not...
0	I really want to see Into The Woods!
1	@JoshuaSinghAIW that bump off the apron looked like it hurt.. was that padding u landed on? #sarcasm
0	@GazGShore please make me smile this Xmas.. First Xmas without my mum here. Your my fav everrr. Pleaseeee🎄🎁🎁
0	@lawsondath92 Hope the header didn't mess up that barnet
0	If it's NOT? then it IS! Hand Crafted Artistically Fashionable, Connect @the3rdeyebrand for #fashionblog #thoughts http://t.co/s4PBUclKpm
1	It's okay @TicketmasterCA I didn't really want to see my idol anyway. #sarcasm
0	I'll try to guess the ASCII symbols without my admins help. Always trying to learn.
1	Hearing gun shots when I first wake up makes me feel like I'm in Compton. What a wonderful way to wake up. ❤ #sarcasm #imscared
0	Protesters upset over decision in chokehold death take the streets again http://t.co/5rxxGu6VV1 /Mexico's streets aren't the only ones taken
0	@classicdrwho247 Great,& not sure if i've seen that actual pic! #not just for girls : D
1	#TGIF oh just kidding I have 30 mins from one job to the next. love 12 hour days. #serverlife #sarcasm #nolife
1	Just got yelled at by proxy. It's going to be an excellent day. #sarcasm
0	Lol everyday excuse the language #relationships #men #women #irony #lotd http://t.co/XaHt7aPD93
1	Making the most out of my last vacation day. #not #tvandsleep
1	What a lovely day to drive #not #boo #fog #work 😳😳😳 http://t.co/tjJkA1yhq6
1	So restaurants that thrive on the social nature of eating believe that mothers should only breastfeed in private? #irony
1	This long drive home later in the snow is gonna be shweeeet #not
0	If you drag yesterday into today, your tomorrow cannot be what it was meant to be. Let. It. Go. #BringOn2015
0	Congrats to my fav @JennyBrew & her team & my birthplace team #OhioState (I can claim that, right?) #OREvsOSU is gonna be one great game!!
0	@allkpop: Jessica sheds tears at her fan signing event http://t.co/Xk3YGh3POo http://t.co/ul8uEgde9G||It makes me weak everytime Sica ;_;
1	#Irony: al jazeera is pro Anti - #GamerGate because feminism, or something: https://t.co/ECxflDl3FD
0	#NOT ALL 👌 There good & bad in every occupation & race 📚📖 #Stop Labeling #Not All 💡 http://t.co/CMoOOnNGQi
