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ham	I'm not sure if its still available though
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ham	How are you holding up?
ham	You said to me before i went back to bed that you can't sleep for anything.
ham	Moji just informed me that you saved our lives. Thanks.
ham	Have a nice day my dear.
ham	No prob. I will send to your email.
ham	Wait, do you know if wesleys in town? I bet she does hella drugs!
ham	Been running but only managed 5 minutes and then needed oxygen! Might have to resort to the roller option!
ham	What is the plural of the noun research?
ham	Meeting u is my work. . . Tel me when shall i do my work tomorrow
ham	Sorry, I'll call later
ham	Yeah probably, I still gotta check out with leo
ham	Oh right, ok. I'll make sure that i do loads of work during the day!  got a really nasty cough today and is dry n shot so that should really help it!
ham	K...k:)why cant you come here and search job:)
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ham	Usually the body takes care of it buy making sure it doesnt progress. Can we pls continue this talk on saturday.
ham	So wat's da decision?
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ham	Pls accept me for one day. Or am begging you change the number.
ham	Yo! Howz u? girls never rang after india. L
ham	Fine i miss you very much.
ham	Hi Jon, Pete here, Ive bin 2 Spain recently & hav sum dinero left, Bill said u or ur rents mayb interested in it, I hav 12,000pes, so around £48, tb, James.
ham	Let me know if you need anything else. Salad or desert or something... How many beers shall i get?
ham	It's wylie, you in tampa or sarasota?
ham	I've sent my wife your text. After we buy them she'll tell you what to do. So just relax. We should go get them this wkend.
ham	Yeah work is fine, started last week, all the same stuff as before, dull but easy and guys are fun!
ham	So i'm doing a list of buyers.
ham	I keep ten rs in my shelf:) buy two egg.
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ham	Me too! Have a lovely night xxx
ham	Jordan got voted out last nite!
ham	Sorry, I'll call later
ham	Its good to hear from you
ham	I am going to film 2day da. At 6pm. Sorry da.
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ham	Crazy ar he's married. Ü like gd looking guys not me. My frens like say he's korean leona's fave but i dun thk he is. Aft some thinking mayb most prob i'll go.
ham	Aight yo, dats straight dogg
ham	Glad it went well :) come over at 11 then we'll have plenty of time before claire goes to work.
ham	Yeah jay's sort of a fucking retard
ham	Have a good evening! Ttyl
ham	Where you. What happen
ham	Can not use foreign stamps in this country.
ham	Dun need to use dial up juz open da browser n surf...
ham	I'll pick you up at about 5.15pm to go to taunton if you still want to come.
ham	Wif my family booking tour package.
ham	K:)eng rocking in ashes:)
ham	Yeah, probably here for a while
ham	K...k...yesterday i was in cbe .
ham	Please ask mummy to call father
ham	No problem. We will be spending a lot of quality time together...
ham	Ok good then i later come find ü... C lucky i told ü to go earlier... Later pple take finish ü no more again...
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ham	Jus ans me lar. U'll noe later.
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ham	Looks like you found something to do other than smoke, great job!
ham	K..give back my thanks.
ham	Would me smoking you out help us work through this difficult time
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ham	How come u got nothing to do?
ham	They did't play one day last year know even though they have very good team.. Like india.
ham	This single single answers are we fighting? Plus i said am broke and you didnt reply
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ham	Yeh. Indians was nice. Tho it did kane me off a bit he he. We shud go out 4 a drink sometime soon. Mite hav 2 go 2 da works 4 a laugh soon. Love Pete x x
ham	Nothing lor... A bit bored too... Then y dun u go home early 2 sleep today...
ham	K.k:)when are you going?
ham	No. I dont want to hear anything
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ham	No problem with the renewal. I.ll do it right away but i dont know his details.
ham	Can you let me know details of fri when u find out cos I'm not in tom or fri. mentionned chinese. Thanks
ham	Anyway i'm going shopping on my own now. Cos my sis not done yet. Dun disturb u liao.
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ham	Idk. You keep saying that you're not, but since he moved, we keep butting heads over freedom vs. responsibility. And i'm tired. I have so much other shit to deal with that i'm barely keeping myself together once this gets added to it.
ham	At what time are you coming.
ham	S:)no competition for him.
ham	Dip's cell dead. So i m coming with him. U better respond else we shall come back.
ham	Hows the street where the end of library walk is?
ham	I was at bugis juz now wat... But now i'm walking home oredi... Ü so late then reply... I oso saw a top dat i like but din buy... Where r ü now? 
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ham	I am sorry it hurt you.
ham	I.ll always be there, even if its just in spirit. I.ll get a bb soon. Just trying to be sure i need it.
ham	Shuhui say change 2 suntec steamboat? U noe where? Where r u now?
ham	That sucks. So what do you got planned for your yo valentine? I am your yo valentine aren't I?
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ham	Good sleep is about rhythm. The person has to establish a rhythm that the body will learn and use. If you want to know more :-)
ham	I have lost 10 kilos as of today!
ham	Yes just finished watching days of our lives. I love it.
ham	Be happy there. I will come after noon
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ham	If he started searching he will get job in few days.he have great potential and talent.
ham	Almost there, see u in a sec
ham	Actually, my mobile is full of msg. And i m doing a work online, where i need to send them  &lt;#&gt;  sent msg i wil explain u later.
ham	What you doing?how are you?
ham	Fighting with the world is easy, u either win or lose bt fightng with some1 who is close to u is dificult if u lose - u lose if u win - u still lose.
ham	Fffff. Can you text kadeem or are you too far gone
ham	Studying. But i.ll be free next weekend.
ham	Carlos says we can pick up from him later so yeah we're set
ham	U say leh... Of course nothing happen lar. Not say v romantic jus a bit only lor. I thk e nite scenery not so nice leh.
ham	ILL B DOWN SOON
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ham	The 2 oz guy is being kinda flaky but one friend is interested in picking up $ &lt;#&gt;  worth tonight if possible
ham	You still around? Looking to pick up later
ham	Geeeee ... I love you so much I can barely stand it
ham	Ok i juz receive..
ham	Not tonight mate. Catching up on some sleep. This is my new number by the way. 
ham	Sorry, I'll call later
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ham	So the sun is anti sleep medicine.
ham	I wonder if you'll get this text?
ham	Why must we sit around and wait for summer days to celebrate. Such a magical sight when the worlds dressed in white. Oooooh let there be snow.
ham	How stupid to say that i challenge god.You dont think at all on what i write instead you respond immed.
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ham	Is she replying. Has boye changed his phone number
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ham	Think you sent the text to the home phone. That cant display texts. If you still want to send it his number is
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ham	I hate when she does this. She turns what should be a fun shopping trip into an annoying day of how everything would look in her house.
ham	I calls you later. Afternoon onwords mtnl service get problem in south mumbai. I can hear you but you cann't listen me.
ham	I know where the  &lt;#&gt;  is, I'll be there around 5
ham	No need lar. Jus testing e phone card. Dunno network not gd i thk. Me waiting 4 my sis 2 finish bathing so i can bathe. Dun disturb u liao u cleaning ur room.
ham	Dunno, my dad said he coming home 2 bring us out 4 lunch. Yup i go w u lor. I call u when i reach school lor...
ham	Miserable. They don't tell u that the side effects of birth control are massive gut wrenching cramps for the first 2 months. I didn't sleep at all last night.
ham	I cant pick the phone right now. Pls send a message
ham	"Hi its Kate it was lovely to see you tonight and ill phone you tomorrow. I got to sing and a guy gave me his card! xxx"
ham	Been up to ne thing interesting. Did you have a good birthday? When are u wrking nxt? I started uni today.
ham	The wine is flowing and i'm i have nevering..
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ham	I had it already..sabarish asked me to go..
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ham	Why tired what special there you had
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ham	Hello! How's you and how did saturday go? I was just texting to see if you'd decided to do anything tomo. Not that i'm trying to invite myself or anything!
ham	Then u better go sleep.. Dun disturb u liao.. U wake up then msg me lor..
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ham	Nothing much, chillin at home. Any super bowl plan?
ham	Thank god they are in bed!
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ham	Jus finish watching tv... U?
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ham	No chikku nt yet.. Ya i'm free
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ham	on a Tuesday night r u 4 real
ham	We are at grandmas. Oh dear, u still ill? I felt Shit this morning but i think i am just hungover! Another night then. We leave on sat.
ham	life alle mone,eppolum oru pole allalo
ham	Dont put your phone on silent mode ok
ham	Then mum's repent how?
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ham	Okie...
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ham	Hey you around? I've got enough for a half + the ten I owe you
ham	He fucking chickened out. He messaged me he would be late and woould buzz me and then I didn't hear a word from him
ham	It's cool, we can last a little while. Getting more any time soon?
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ham	I love you !!! You know? Can you feel it? Does it make your belly warm? I wish it does, my love ... I shall meet you in your dreams, Ahmad ... *adoring kiss*
ham	Ü go home liao? Ask dad to pick me up at 6...
ham	Sorry, I'll call later
ham	Good afternoon, my love ! Any job prospects ? Are you missing me ? What do you do ? Are you being lazy and bleak, hmmm ? Or happy and filled with my love ?
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ham	Just sleeping..and surfing
ham	At 4. Let's go to bill millers
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ham	Aiyo cos i sms ü then ü neva reply so i wait 4 ü to reply lar. I tot ü havent finish ur lab wat.
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ham	He dint tell anything. He is angry on me that why you told to abi.
ham	Ok...
ham	E admin building there? I might b slightly earlier... I'll call u when i'm reaching...
ham	No dear i was sleeping :-P
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ham	my ex-wife was not able to have kids. Do you want kids one day?
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ham	We r outside already.
ham	Thats cool. I want to please you...
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ham	True. It is passable. And if you get a high score and apply for phd, you get 5years of salary. So it makes life easier.
ham	Check wid corect speling i.e. Sarcasm
ham	Nah, I'm a perpetual DD
ham	And is there a way you can send shade's stuff to her. And she has been wonderful too.
ham	These won't do. Have to move on to morphine
ham	Send me yetty's number pls.
ham	Just wanted to say holy shit you guys weren't kidding about this bud
ham	Okie...
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ham	Did u find a sitter for kaitlyn? I was sick and slept all day yesterday.
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ham	Aiyo please ü got time meh.
ham	I want to be inside you every night...
ham	ELLO BABE U OK?
ham	Erm … ill pick you up at about 6.45pm. That'll give enough time to get there, park and that.
ham	Sorry to be a pain. Is it ok if we meet another night? I spent late afternoon in casualty and that means i haven't done any of y stuff42moro and that includes all my time sheets and that. Sorry. 
ham	Can you do a mag meeting this avo at some point?
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ham	Captain is in our room:)
ham	What time you think you'll have it? Need to know when I should be near campus
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ham	I'm stuck in da middle of da row on da right hand side of da lt... 
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ham	I was gonna ask you lol but i think its at 7
ham	Hey babe, my friend had to cancel, still up for a visit ?
ham	Hey babe, sorry i didn't get sooner. Gary can come and fix it cause he thinks he knows what it is but he doesn't go as far a Ptbo and he says it will cost  &lt;#&gt;  bucks. I don't know if it might be cheaper to find someone there ? We don't have any second hand machines at all right now, let me know what you want to do babe
ham	Just so that you know,yetunde hasn't sent money yet. I just sent her a text not to bother sending. So its over, you dont have to involve yourself in anything. I shouldn't have imposed anything on you in the first place so for that, i apologise.
ham	How's ur paper?
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ham	The world's most happiest frnds never have the same characters... Dey just have the best understanding of their differences...
ham	Otherwise had part time job na-tuition..
ham	Wat time u finish ur lect today?
ham	Tell them no need to investigate about me anywhere.
ham	Sorry, I'll call later
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ham	Ha ha nan yalrigu heltini..Iyo kothi chikku, u shared many things wit me..so far i didn't told any body and even uttered a word abt u.. If ur trusting me so much how can i tell these to others.. Plz nxt time dont use those words to me..ok, chikku:-);-)B-)
ham	The guy at the car shop who was flirting with me got my phone number from the paperwork and called and texted me. I'm nervous because of course now he may have my address. Should i call his boss and tell him, knowing this may get him fired?
ham	Hope you are having a great new semester. Do wish you the very best. You are made for greatness.
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ham	Y she dun believe leh? I tot i told her it's true already. I thk she muz c us tog then she believe.
ham	Theyre doing it to lots of places. Only hospitals and medical places are safe.
ham	How much it will cost approx . Per month.
ham	Ü mean it's confirmed... I tot they juz say oni... Ok then... 
ham	Oh ya ya. I remember da. .
ham	Mm i had my food da from out
ham	Yup
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ham	U wake up already? Wat u doing? U picking us up later rite? I'm taking sq825, reaching ard 7 smth 8 like dat. U can check e arrival time. C ya soon...
ham	What time do u get out?
ham	haha but no money leh... Later got to go for tuition... Haha and looking for empty slots for driving lessons
ham	Nvm... I'm going to wear my sport shoes anyway... I'm going to be late leh.
ham	S.i'm watching it in live..
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ham	Thank u!
ham	I am late. I will be there at
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ham	Just finished eating. Got u a plate. NOT leftovers this time.
ham	it's really getting me down just hanging around.
ham	Call me when you get the chance plz &lt;3
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ham	I finished my lunch already. U wake up already?
ham	Good morning. At the repair shop--the ONLY reason i'm up at this hour.
ham	Are you still playing with gautham?
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ham	Thts god's gift for birds as humans hav some natural gift frm god..
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ham	Hey... Thk we juz go accordin to wat we discussed yest lor, except no kb on sun... Cos there's nt much lesson to go if we attend kb on sat...
ham	Was gr8 to see that message. So when r u leaving? Congrats dear. What school and wat r ur plans.
ham	Lol wtf random. Btw is that your lunch break
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ham	If e timing can, then i go w u lor...
ham	K.:)you are the only girl waiting in reception ah?
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ham	Hi hope u get this txt~journey hasnt been gd,now about 50 mins late I think.
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ham	They can try! They can get lost, in fact. Tee hee
ham	Yeah hopefully, if tyler can't do it I could maybe ask around a bit
ham	I don't know jack shit about anything or i'd say/ask something helpful but if you want you can pretend that I did and just text me whatever in response to the hypotheticalhuagauahahuagahyuhagga
ham	hi my darlin im on my way to London and we have just been smashed into by another driver! and have a big dent! im really missing u what have u been up to? xxx
ham	Well if I'm that desperate I'll just call armand again
ham	Sorry, I'll call later
ham	There is no sense in my foot and penis.
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ham	Me too watching surya movie only. . .after 6 pm vijay movie POKKIRI
ham	Yeah so basically any time next week you can get away from your mom &amp; get up before 3
ham	Okay, good, no problem, and thanx!
ham	Yup bathe liao...
ham	Havent.
ham	K I'm ready,  &lt;#&gt; ?
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ham	We are both fine. Thanks
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ham	Okie...
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ham	So ü'll be submitting da project tmr rite?
ham	Yes:)from last week itself i'm taking live call.
ham	But i juz remembered i gotta bathe my dog today..
ham	But i'm surprised she still can guess right lor...
ham	Missing you too.pray inshah allah
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ham	You are everywhere dirt, on the floor, the windows, even on my shirt. And sometimes when i open my mouth, you are all that comes flowing out. I dream of my world without you, then half my chores are out too. A time of joy for me, lots of tv shows i.ll see. But i guess like all things you just must exist, like rain, hail and mist, and when my time here is done, you and i become one.
ham	You are right. Meanwhile how's project twins comin up
ham	As if i wasn't having enough trouble sleeping.
ham	For fear of fainting with the of all that housework you just did? Quick have a cuppa
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ham	is your hamster dead? Hey so tmr i meet you at 1pm orchard mrt? 
ham	Do u noe how 2 send files between 2 computers?
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ham	How come i din c ü... Yup i cut my hair...
ham	Anyway I don't think I can secure anything up here, lemme know if you want me to drive down south and chill
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ham	She's fine. Sends her greetings
ham	S:-)if we have one good partnership going we will take lead:)
ham	Sorry me going home first... Daddy come fetch ü later...
ham	I jokin oni lar.. Ü busy then i wun disturb ü.
ham	This girl does not stay in bed. This girl doesn't need recovery time. Id rather pass out while having fun then be cooped up in bed
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ham	Haven't eaten all day. I'm sitting here staring at this juicy pizza and I can't eat it. These meds are ruining my life.
ham	Roger that. We‘re probably going to rem in about 20
ham	If you don't respond imma assume you're still asleep and imma start calling n shit
ham	I see the letter B on my car
ham	I will send them to your email. Do you mind  &lt;#&gt;  times per night?
ham	I am waiting for your call sir.
ham	I come n pick ü up... Come out immediately aft ur lesson...
ham	Hi. I'm always online on yahoo and would like to chat with you someday
ham	Nope but i'll b going 2 sch on fri quite early lor cos mys sis got paper in da morn :-)
ham	Yes! How is a pretty lady like you single?
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ham	I meant middle left or right?
ham	And maybe some pressies
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ham	That way transport is less problematic than on sat night. By the way, if u want to ask  n  to join my bday, feel free. But need to know definite nos as booking on fri. 
ham	Oh god i am happy to see your message after 3 days
ham	In other news after hassling me to get him weed for a week andres has no money. HAUGHAIGHGTUJHYGUJ
ham	that would be good … I'll phone you tomo lunchtime, shall I, to organise something?
ham	At 7 we will go ok na.
ham	Awesome, lemme know whenever you're around
ham	Onum ela pa. Normal than.
ham	Nobody names their penis a girls name this story doesn't add up at all
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ham	Not able to do anything.
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ham	So how many days since then?
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ham	Are you ok. What happen to behave like this
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ham	Asking do u knw them or nt? May be ur frnds or classmates?
ham	All e best 4 ur exam later.
ham	Lol! Nah wasn't too bad thanks. Its good to b home but its been quite a reality check. Hows ur day been? Did u do anything with website?
ham	"Im on gloucesterroad what are uup to later?"
ham	What's up. Do you want me to come online?
ham	You've already got a flaky parent. It'snot supposed to be the child's job to support the parent...not until they're The Ride age anyway. I'm supposed to be there to support you. And now i've hurt you. unintentional. But hurt nonetheless.
ham	Is there a reason we've not spoken this year? Anyways have a great week and all the best in your exam
ham	I sent them. Do you like?
ham	Ugh. Gotta drive back to sd from la. My butt is sore.
ham	what I meant to say is cant wait to see u again getting bored of this bridgwater banter
ham	Ok.ok ok..then..whats ur todays plan
ham	I also thk too fast... Xy suggest one not me. U dun wan it's ok. Going 2 rain leh where got gd.
ham	Ok . . now i am in bus. . If i come soon i will come otherwise tomorrow
ham	Havent mus ask if u can 1st wat. Of meet 4 lunch den u n him meet can already lor. Or u wan 2 go ask da ge 1st then confirm w me asap?
ham	We walked from my moms. Right on stagwood pass right on winterstone left on victors hill. Address is &lt;#&gt;
ham	K..u also dont msg or reply to his msg..
ham	No my mum went 2 dentist.
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ham	But pls dont play in others life.
ham	When should I come over?
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ham	Sounds great! Are you home now?
ham	K..i deleted my contact that why?
ham	I need details about that online job.
ham	So you think i should actually talk to him? Not call his boss in the morning? I went to this place last year and he told me where i could go and get my car fixed cheaper. He kept telling me today how much he hoped i would come back in, how he always regretted not getting my number, etc.
ham	Great! I have to run now so ttyl!
ham	Yes..gauti and sehwag out of odi series.
ham	Haha good to hear, I'm officially paid and on the market for an 8th
ham	I enjoy watching and playing football and basketball. Anything outdoors. And you?
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ham	Does not operate after  &lt;#&gt;  or what
ham	Oic cos me n my sis got no lunch today my dad went out... So dunno whether 2 eat in sch or wat...
ham	Got but got 2 colours lor. One colour is quite light n e other is darker lor. Actually i'm done she's styling my hair now.
ham	Do u knw dis no. &lt;#&gt; ?
ham	Doing project w frens lor. 
ham	Get ready for  &lt;#&gt;  inches of pleasure...
ham	If you're thinking of lifting me one then no.
ham	Ill be at yours in about 3 mins but look out for me
ham	Tomorrow i am not going to theatre. . . So i can come wherever u call me. . . Tell me where and when to come tomorrow
ham	, ,  and  picking them up from various points | going 2 yeovil | and they will do the motor project 4 3 hours | and then u take them home. || 12 2 5.30 max. || Very easy
ham	Is there coming friday is leave for pongal?do you get any news from your work place.
ham	Sorry, I'll call later
ham	sorry brah, just finished the last of my exams, what up
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ham	Why you keeping me away like this
ham	Hello. Sort of out in town already. That . So dont rush home, I am eating nachos. Will let you know eta.
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ham	I'm in class. Did you get my text.
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ham	Well am officially in a philosophical hole, so if u wanna call am at home ready to be saved!
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ham	Am surfing online store. For offers do you want to buy any thing.
ham	Somewhr someone is surely made 4 u. And God has decided a perfect time to make u meet dat person. . . . till den, . . . . . Enjoy ur crushes..!!!;-)
ham	K:)k..its good:)when are you going?
ham	Bishan lar nearer... No need buy so early cos if buy now i gotta park my car...
ham	Y dun cut too short leh. U dun like ah? She failed. She's quite sad.
ham	HI DARLIN IM MISSIN U HOPE YOU ARE HAVING A GOOD TIME. WHEN ARE U BACK AND WHAT TIME IF U CAN GIVE ME A CALL AT HOME. JESS XX
ham	8 at the latest, g's still there if you can scrounge up some ammo and want to give the new ak a try
ham	Night sweet, sleep well! I've just been to see The Exorcism of Emily Rose and may never sleep again! Hugs and snogs! 
ham	I was wondering if it would be okay for you to call uncle john and let him know that things are not the same in nigeria as they r here. That  &lt;#&gt;  dollars is 2years sent and that you know its a strain but i plan to pay back every dime he gives. Every dime so for me to expect anything from you is not practical. Something like that.
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ham	Does cinema plus drink appeal tomo? * Is a fr thriller by director i like on at mac at 8.30.
ham	LOL ... No just was busy
ham	If you hear a loud scream in about &lt;#&gt; minutes its cause my Gyno will be shoving things up me that don't belong :/
ham	Change again... It's e one next to escalator...
ham	What class of  &lt;#&gt;  reunion?
ham	I sent them. Do you like?
ham	Probably a couple hours tops
ham	Garbage bags, eggs, jam, bread, hannaford wheat chex
ham	In work now. Going have in few min.
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ham	Thank you. do you generally date the brothas?
ham	Tyler (getting an 8th) has to leave not long after 9, can you get here in like an hour?
ham	If india win or level series means this is record:)
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ham	Ok thats cool. Its , just off either raglan rd or edward rd. Behind the cricket ground. Gimme ring when ur closeby see you tuesday.
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ham	How is it possible to teach you. And where.
ham	Cps is causing the outages to conserve energy.
ham	, im .. On the snowboarding trip. I was wondering if your planning to get everyone together befor we go..a meet and greet kind of affair? Cheers, 
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ham	(No promises on when though, haven't even gotten dinner yet)
ham	K.k..how is your sister kids?
ham	Do u hav any frnd by name ashwini in ur college?
ham	I got a call from a landline number. . . I am asked to come to anna nagar . . . I will go in the afternoon
ham	I'm home, my love ... If your still awake ... *loving kiss*
ham	Ok darlin i supose it was ok i just worry too much.i have to do some film stuff my mate and then have to babysit again! But you can call me there.xx
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ham	How much you got for cleaning
ham	Ok thanx... Take care then...
ham	No..few hours before.went to hair cut .
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ham	I'll let you know when it kicks in
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ham	Done it but internet connection v slow and can‘t send it. Will try again later or first thing tomo.
ham	K.. I yan jiu liao... Sat we can go 4 bugis vill one frm 10 to 3 den hop to parco 4 nb. Sun can go cine frm 1030 to 2, den hop to orc mrt 4 hip hop at 4...
ham	Nope i'm not drivin... I neva develop da photos lei...
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ham	No did you check? I got his detailed message now
ham	Sent me ur email id soon
ham	I got another job! The one at the hospital doing data analysis or something, starts on monday! Not sure when my thesis will got finished
ham	By the way, 'rencontre' is to meet again. Mountains dont....
ham	Oh for fuck's sake she's in like tallahassee
ham	Mind blastin.. No more Tsunamis will occur from now on.. Rajnikant stopped swimming in Indian Ocean..:-D
ham	Thanks honey but still haven't heard anything I will leave it a bit longer so not 2 crowd him and will try later - great advice thanks hope cardiff is still there!
ham	Yup
ham	I am on the way to ur home
ham	Derp. Which is worse, a dude who always wants to party or a dude who files a complaint about the three drug abusers he lives with
ham	Why don't you wait 'til at least wednesday to see if you get your .
ham	Carlos says he'll be at mu in  &lt;#&gt;  minutes
ham	Oooh I got plenty of those!
ham	Joy's father is John. Then John is the NAME of Joy's father. Mandan
ham	Are you happy baby ? Are you alright ? Did you take that job ? I hope your fine. I send you a kiss to make you smile from across the sea ... *kiss* *kiss*
ham	I dont. Can you send it to me. Plus how's mode.
ham	Wat so late still early mah. Or we juz go 4 dinner lor. Aiya i dunno...
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ham	A pure hearted person can have a wonderful smile that makes even his/her enemies to feel guilty for being an enemy.. So catch the world with your smile..:) GOODMORNING &amp; HAVE A SMILEY SUNDAY..:)
ham	Lol! Oops sorry! Have fun. 
ham	Nope... Think i will go for it on monday... Sorry i replied so late
ham	I wanted to wish you a Happy New Year and I wanted to talk to you about some legal advice to do with when Gary and I split but in person. I'll make a trip to Ptbo for that. I hope everything is good with you babe and I love ya :)
ham	Jay wants to work out first, how's 4 sound?
ham	Anything is valuable in only 2 situations: First- Before getting it... Second- After loosing it...
ham	So lets make it saturday or monday as per convenience.
ham	Beerage?
ham	If i let you do this, i want you in the house by 8am.
ham	Are you planning to come chennai?
ham	He says he'll give me a call when his friend's got the money but that he's definitely buying before the end of the week
ham	Friendship is not a game to play, It is not a word to say, It doesn\'t start on March and ends on May, It is tomorrow, yesterday, today and e
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ham	I dont know why she.s not getting your messages
ham	Yes we were outside for like 2 hours. And I called my whole family to wake them up cause it started at 1 am
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ham	Ok... Thanx... Gd nite 2 ü too...
ham	Gr8. So how do you handle the victoria island traffic. Plus when's the album due
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ham	Was gr8 to see that message. So when r u leaving? Congrats dear. What school and wat r ur plans.
ham	But you dint in touch with me.
ham	Each Moment in a day,has its own value-Morning brings hope,afternoon brings faith,Evening brings luv,Night brings rest,Wish u find them all today.Good Morning
ham	Your opinion about me? 1. Over 2. Jada 3. Kusruthi 4. Lovable 5. Silent 6. Spl character 7. Not matured 8. Stylish 9. Simple Pls reply..
ham	You could have seen me..i did't recognise you Face.:)
ham	Quite ok but a bit ex... U better go eat smth now else i'll feel guilty...
ham	Yep then is fine 7.30 or 8.30 for ice age.
