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ham	We made it! Eta at taunton is 12:30 as planned, hope that‘s still okday?! Good to see you! :-xx
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ham	Thx. All will be well in a few months
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ham	Haha awesome, I've been to 4u a couple times. Who all's coming?
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ham	Dunno lei shd b driving lor cos i go sch 1 hr oni.
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ham	Err... Cud do. I'm going to  at 8pm. I haven't got a way to contact him until then.
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ham	Okay. No no, just shining on. That was meant to be signing, but that sounds better.
ham	Am on a train back from northampton so i'm afraid not! I'm staying skyving off today ho ho! Will be around wednesday though. Do you fancy the comedy club this week by the way?
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ham	Hi. Wk been ok - on hols now! Yes on for a bit of a run. Forgot that i have hairdressers appointment at four so need to get home n shower beforehand. Does that cause prob for u?"
ham	soon you will have the real thing princess! Do i make you wet? :)
ham	R we still meeting 4 dinner tonight?
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ham	Come to mu, we're sorting out our narcotics situation
ham	Just haven't decided where yet eh ?
ham	Doesn't g have class early tomorrow and thus shouldn't be trying to smoke at  &lt;#&gt;
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ham	Yup ü not comin :-(
ham	I'm not sure if its still available though
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ham	Probably money worries. Things are coming due and i have several outstanding invoices for work i did two and three months ago.
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ham	Mm that time you dont like fun
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ham	How are you holding up?
ham	You said to me before i went back to bed that you can't sleep for anything.
ham	Moji just informed me that you saved our lives. Thanks.
ham	Have a nice day my dear.
ham	No prob. I will send to your email.
ham	Wait, do you know if wesleys in town? I bet she does hella drugs!
ham	Been running but only managed 5 minutes and then needed oxygen! Might have to resort to the roller option!
ham	What is the plural of the noun research?
ham	Meeting u is my work. . . Tel me when shall i do my work tomorrow
ham	Sorry, I'll call later
ham	Yeah probably, I still gotta check out with leo
ham	Oh right, ok. I'll make sure that i do loads of work during the day!  got a really nasty cough today and is dry n shot so that should really help it!
ham	K...k:)why cant you come here and search job:)
ham	Talk to g and x about that
ham	Cool, text me when you're ready
ham	When did dad get back.
ham	Sorry . I will be able to get to you. See you in the morning.
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ham	No need to say anything to me. I know i am an outsider
ham	I wonder if your phone battery went dead ? I had to tell you, I love you babe
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ham	Usually the body takes care of it buy making sure it doesnt progress. Can we pls continue this talk on saturday.
ham	So wat's da decision?
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ham	But that's on ebay it might be less elsewhere.
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ham	Nope... Juz off from work...
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ham	I agree. So i can stop thinkin about ipad. Can you please ask macho the same question.
ham	Pls accept me for one day. Or am begging you change the number.
ham	Yo! Howz u? girls never rang after india. L
ham	Fine i miss you very much.
ham	Hi Jon, Pete here, Ive bin 2 Spain recently & hav sum dinero left, Bill said u or ur rents mayb interested in it, I hav 12,000pes, so around £48, tb, James.
ham	Let me know if you need anything else. Salad or desert or something... How many beers shall i get?
ham	It's wylie, you in tampa or sarasota?
ham	I've sent my wife your text. After we buy them she'll tell you what to do. So just relax. We should go get them this wkend.
ham	Yeah work is fine, started last week, all the same stuff as before, dull but easy and guys are fun!
ham	So i'm doing a list of buyers.
ham	I keep ten rs in my shelf:) buy two egg.
ham	Good! No, don‘t need any receipts—well done! (…) Yes, please tell . What‘s her number, i could ring her
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ham	Me too! Have a lovely night xxx
ham	Jordan got voted out last nite!
ham	Sorry, I'll call later
ham	Its good to hear from you
ham	I am going to film 2day da. At 6pm. Sorry da.
ham	We don call like  &lt;#&gt;  times oh. No give us hypertension oh.
ham	Crazy ar he's married. Ü like gd looking guys not me. My frens like say he's korean leona's fave but i dun thk he is. Aft some thinking mayb most prob i'll go.
ham	Aight yo, dats straight dogg
ham	Glad it went well :) come over at 11 then we'll have plenty of time before claire goes to work.
ham	Yeah jay's sort of a fucking retard
ham	Have a good evening! Ttyl
ham	Where you. What happen
ham	Can not use foreign stamps in this country.
ham	Dun need to use dial up juz open da browser n surf...
ham	I'll pick you up at about 5.15pm to go to taunton if you still want to come.
ham	Wif my family booking tour package.
ham	K:)eng rocking in ashes:)
ham	Yeah, probably here for a while
ham	K...k...yesterday i was in cbe .
ham	Please ask mummy to call father
ham	No problem. We will be spending a lot of quality time together...
ham	Ok good then i later come find ü... C lucky i told ü to go earlier... Later pple take finish ü no more again...
ham	But I'm on a diet. And I ate 1 too many slices of pizza yesterday. Ugh I'm ALWAYS on a diet.
ham	Awesome, I remember the last time we got somebody high for the first time with diesel :V
ham	Jus ans me lar. U'll noe later.
ham	Oh ! A half hour is much longer in Syria than Canada, eh ? Wow you must get SO much more work done in a day than us with all that extra time ! *grins*
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ham	Looks like you found something to do other than smoke, great job!
ham	K..give back my thanks.
ham	Would me smoking you out help us work through this difficult time
ham	"Wen u miss someone, the person is definitely special for u..... But if the person is so special, why to miss them, just Keep-in-touch" gdeve..
ham	How come u got nothing to do?
ham	They did't play one day last year know even though they have very good team.. Like india.
ham	This single single answers are we fighting? Plus i said am broke and you didnt reply
ham	This is wishing you a great day. Moji told me about your offer and as always i was speechless. You offer so easily to go to great lengths on my behalf and its stunning. My exam is next friday. After that i will keep in touch more. Sorry.
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ham	Yeh. Indians was nice. Tho it did kane me off a bit he he. We shud go out 4 a drink sometime soon. Mite hav 2 go 2 da works 4 a laugh soon. Love Pete x x
ham	Nothing lor... A bit bored too... Then y dun u go home early 2 sleep today...
ham	K.k:)when are you going?
ham	No. I dont want to hear anything
ham	Have you got Xmas radio times. If not i will get it now
ham	Tessy..pls do me a favor. Pls convey my birthday wishes to Nimya..pls dnt forget it. Today is her birthday Shijas
ham	MAYBE IF YOU WOKE UP BEFORE FUCKING 3 THIS WOULDN'T BE A PROBLEM.
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ham	Alex knows a guy who sells mids but he's down in south tampa and I don't think I could set it up before like 8
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ham	Then we gotta do it after that
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ham	Not to worry. I'm sure you'll get it.
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ham	I will treasure every moment we spend together...
ham	Sounds like you have many talents! would you like to go on a dinner date next week?
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ham	I will see in half an hour
